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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 44378 ***
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+Transcriber's note:
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+
+BLACKWOOD'S EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.
+
+No. CCCLXXIV. DECEMBER, 1846. VOL. LX.
+
+
+ CONTENTS.
+
+ KOHL IN DENMARK AND IN THE MARSHES, 645
+
+ LORD METCALFE'S GOVERNMENT OF JAMAICA, 662
+
+ ANNALS AND ANTIQUITIES OF LONDON, 673
+
+ MARLBOROUGH'S DISPATCHES. 1711-1712, 690
+
+ MILDRED. A TALE. PART I., 709
+
+ THE LAW AND ITS PUNISHMENTS, 721
+
+ LEGENDS OF THE THAMES, 729
+
+ RECENT ROYAL MARRIAGES, 740
+
+ ST MAGNUS', KIRKWALL, 753
+
+ THE GAME LAWS, 754
+
+
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+BLACKWOOD'S EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.
+
+No. CCCLXXIV. DECEMBER, 1846. VOL. LX.
+
+
+
+
+KOHL IN DENMARK AND IN THE MARSHES.
+
+ _Die Marschen und Inseln der Herzogthümer Schleswig und
+ Holstein. Reisen in Dänemark und den Herzogthümer Schleswig und
+ Holstein._
+
+
+Mr. Kohl, the most prolific of modern German writers, the most
+indefatigable of travellers, is already well known to the English
+public by his "Sketches of the English," "Travels in Ireland," and
+many other publications too numerous to remember. He is a gentleman
+of marvellous facility in travelling over foreign ground--of
+extraordinary capabilities in the manufacturing of books. Within
+five years he has given to the world, hostages for fame, some
+thirty or forty volumes; and explored, socially, politically,
+scientifically, and æsthetically, North and South Russia, Poland,
+Moravia, Hungary, Bavaria, Great Britain, France, Denmark, and we
+know not how many other countries besides. It is as difficult to
+stop his pen as his feet. He is always trotting, and writing whilst
+he trots, and evidently without the smallest fatigue from either
+occupation. He plays on earth the part assigned to the lark above it
+by the poet: he,
+
+ "Singing, still doth soar; and soaring, ever singeth."
+
+He has already announced a scheme that has occurred to him for
+a commercial map, which shall contain, in various colours, the
+productions and raw materials of every country in the world, with
+lines appended, marking the course they take to their several ports
+of embarkation. We shrewdly suspect that this gigantic scheme has
+grown out of another, more personal and profitable, and already
+put in practice. We could almost swear that Mr Kohl had drawn up a
+literary map on the very same principle, with dots for the countries
+and districts to be visited and worked up, and lines to mark the
+course for the conveyance of that very raw material, which he is
+eternally digging up on the way, in the shape of disquisitions about
+nothing, and moral reflections on every thing. Denmark occupies him
+to-day. We will wager that he is already intent upon working out an
+article or book from neighbouring Norway or adjacent Sweden.
+
+It was remarked the other day by a writer, that one great literary
+fault of the present day is a desire to be "so priggishly curt and
+epigrammatic," that almost every lucubration comes from the furnace
+with a coating of "small impertinence," perfectly intolerable to
+the sober reader. If any writer is anxious to correct this fault,
+let him take our advice gratis, and sit down at once to a course
+of Kohl. So admirable a spinner of long yarns from the smallest
+threads, never flourished. We have most honestly and perseveringly
+waded through his eleven or twelve hundred pages of close print,
+and we unhesitatingly confess that we have never before perused
+so much, of which we have retained so little. Does not every man,
+woman, and child, in these days of cheap fares and everlasting
+steamers, know by heart all that can be said or sung about "tones
+from the sea?" Are they not to be summoned, at any given moment,
+under any given circumstances, by your fire at twilight, on your
+pillow at midnight? Mr Kohl proses about these eternal "_tones_,"
+till salt water becomes odious--about storms, till they calm you
+to sleep--about calms, till they drive you to fury--about winds
+and waves, till your head aches with their motion. We will not
+pretend to tell you, reader, all the differences that exist between
+high marsh-land and low marsh-land, broad dikes and narrow dikes,
+or to describe the downs and embankments which we have seen, go
+whithersoever we may, ever since we have risen from the perusal of
+Mr Kohl's book. We will not, because Mr Kohl has dealt hardly by
+us, have our revenge upon you. Nay, we could not, if we would. The
+picture is jumbled in our critical head, as it lies confused in
+the author's work, which is as disjointed a labour as ever puzzled
+science seeking in chaos for a system. Backwards and forwards he
+goes--now up to his head in the marshes, now lighting upon an
+island, disdaining geography, giving the go-by to history, dragging
+us recklessly through digressions, repudiating any thing like order,
+and utterly oblivious of that beautiful scheme so dear to his heart,
+by which we are to trace the natural course of every thing under the
+sun but the narrative of Mr Kohl's very tedious adventures.
+
+Mr Kohl knows very well what is the duty of a faithful delineator of
+foreign countries and manners. He acknowledges in his preface, that
+his work is rather a make-up of simple remarks than a comprehensive
+description of the countries named in the titlepage. This confession
+is not--as is often the case--a modest appreciation of great merits,
+but a true estimate of small achievements. It is the simple fact.
+As for the consolatory reflections of the author, that he has at
+all events proved that he knows more of the lands he describes than
+his countrymen who stay at home, it is of so lowly a character that
+we are by no means disposed to discuss it. When he adds, however,
+that he has already earned a kind reception from the world, and
+trusts to be reckoned amongst the men who have been useful, we may
+be permitted to hint, that neither a kind reception nor the quality
+of usefulness will long be vouchsafed to the individual who leads
+confiding but unfortunate readers a Will-o'-the-Wisp chase over bogs
+and moors that have no end, and compels them to swallow, diluted in
+bottles three, the draught which might easily have found its way
+into an ordinary phial.
+
+That there are gems in the volumes cannot be denied: that they
+are not of the first water, is equally beyond a doubt. Scattered
+over a prodigious surface, they have not been gained without some
+difficulty. Those who are not able or disposed to turn to the
+original, will be glad to learn from us something of the sturdy
+Frieslanders and Ditmarschers. They who have energy and patience
+enough to overcome the prolixity of the author, will at least give
+us credit for some perseverance, and appreciate the difficulties of
+our task.
+
+Mr Kohl commences his work with a description of the _Islands_.
+We will follow the order of the titlepage, and begin with the
+"Marshes" and their brave and hardy inhabitants. The author informs
+us, with pardonable exultation, that, upon asking a German of
+ordinary education whether he knew who the Ditmarschers are, he
+was most satisfactorily answered, "_Ja wohl!_ are they not the
+famous peasants of Denmark who would not surrender to the king?"
+We question whether many Englishmen, of even an extraordinary
+education, would have answered at once so glibly or correctly. To
+enable them to meet the question of any future Kohl with promptness
+and success, we will introduce them at once to this singular race,
+and give a rapid sketch of their country and political existence.
+
+The territory inhabited by the Ditmarschers is a small district of
+flat country, stretching along the Elbe and the Eyder, and is about
+a hundred miles in length. Its maritime frontier was originally
+defended by lofty mounds, which opposed the encroachments of the
+sea; whilst inland it found protection in an almost impenetrable
+barrier of thick wood, bogs, lakes, and morass. This barrier
+constitutes the marshes so minutely described by our author. The
+Ditmarschers are a people of Friesic origin; the name, according
+to Mr Kohl, being derived from _Marsch_, _Meeresland_, sea-land,
+and _Dith_, _Thit_, or _Teut_, _Deutsch_, German. In the time
+of Charlemagne, or his immediate successors, the district was
+included in the department of the Mouth of the Elbe, and was known
+as the Countship of Stade. It was bestowed by the Emperor Henry
+IV., in 1602, upon the archbishops of Bremen, to be held by them
+in fief. The Ditmarschers, however, were but slippery subjects;
+and, maintaining an actual independence within their embankments,
+cared little who governed them, provided sufficient advantages were
+offered by the prince or prelate who demanded their allegiance. In
+1186, we find them claiming the protection of Bishop Valdemar of
+Sleswig, the uncle and guardian of Prince Valdemar, afterwards known
+as Valdemar the conqueror; for, "being grievously worried by the
+oppressions of the bailiffs of their spiritual Lord," they declared
+a perfect indifference as to "whether they paid tribute to Saint
+Peter of Bremen, or Saint Peter of Sleswig." They passed from the
+rule of Bishop Valdemar, who was subsequently excommunicated, to
+that respectively of the Duke of Holstein, the Bishop of Bremen,
+and Valdemar II., King of Denmark. When the last-named monarch gave
+battle to his revolted subjects at Bornhöved in Holstein, in the
+year 1227, the Ditmarschers suddenly united their bands with those
+of the enemy, and decided the fate of the day against the king. They
+then returned to the rule of the bishops of Bremen, stipulating for
+many rights and privileges, which they enjoyed unmolested during
+300 years; that is to say, up to the year 1559, whilst they yielded
+little more than a nominal obedience to their spiritual lords, and
+evinced no great alacrity in assisting them in times of need.
+
+During their long period of practical independence and freedom,
+the Ditmarschers governed themselves like stanch republicans.
+Their grand assembly was the _Meende_, to which all citizens were
+eligible above the age of eighteen. It met in extraordinary cases at
+Meldorf, the capital: but commonly seventy or eighty _Radgewere_,
+or councillors, decided upon all questions of national policy
+propounded to them by the _Schlüter_, or overseers of the various
+parishes into which the district was divided, who generally managed
+the affairs of their own little municipality independently of their
+neighbours. This simple institution underwent some modifications
+about the middle of the fifteenth century, when, in consequence of
+internal dissensions, eight-and-forty men were chosen as supreme
+judges for life. These "_achtundveertig_" had, however, but little
+real power. They met weekly; but on great emergencies they summoned
+a general assembly, amounting to about 1500 persons, and consisting
+of the various councillors and _schlüter_. This assembly held forth
+in the market-place of the capital. The masses closely watched the
+proceedings, and when it was deemed necessary, called upon one of
+their own number to address the meeting on behalf of the rest.
+
+The peace enjoyed by the Ditmarschers from without, contrasted
+strongly with the tumults that were often experienced within. The
+annals of these people inform us, that whole families and races
+were from time to time swept away by the hand of the foe, and by
+the violence of party spirit. The Ditmarschers celebrate several
+days as anniversaries of victories. One, the _Hare_ day, dates as
+far back as 1288, when a party of Holsteiners made an incursion
+into the marshes, but were speedily opposed by the natives. For
+a time the two hostile bands watched each other, neither willing
+to attack, when a hare suddenly started up between them. Some of
+the Ditmarschers, pursuing the frightened animal, exclaimed _Löp,
+löp!_--"Run, run!" The foremost Holsteiners, seeing the enemy
+approaching at full speed, were thrown into confusion; whilst those
+behind them, hearing the cry of "run, run!" took to their heels,
+and a general rout ensued. The day of "melting lead" is another
+joyful anniversary. Gerard VII. of Holstein, endeavouring in 1390[1]
+to subjugate the country of the Ditmarschen, drove the people at the
+crisis of an assault to such extremities, that they were obliged to
+take refuge in a church, which they obstinately defended against
+the Duke's troops, until Gerard, infuriated, ordered the leaden
+roof of the building to be heated. The melted lead trickled down on
+the heads of the Ditmarschers, who, finding themselves reduced to
+a choice of deaths, desperately fought their way out, engaged the
+Holsteiners, whom they overcame, and who, ignorant of the country,
+were either lost in the intricacies of the marshes or drowned in
+the dikes. The forces of a count, a duke, and a king, were in turns
+routed by the brave Ditmarschers, who have not yet forgotten the
+glory of their ancient peasantry. In 1559, however, they ceased to
+gain victories for celebration. In that year Denmark and the Duchies
+united to subdue the small but very valiant nation. They marshalled
+an army of twenty-five thousand picked men, whilst the Ditmarschers
+could with difficulty collect seven thousand. John Rantzan commanded
+the allied army. He captured Meldorf, set fire to the town, pursued
+the inhabitants in all directions and destroyed the greater number
+whilst they were nobly fighting for their liberties. Utterly beaten,
+the Ditmarschers submitted to their conquerors. Three of the
+clergy proceeded to the enemy, bearing a letter addressed to the
+princes as "The Lords of Ditmarschen," and offering to surrender
+their arms and ammunitions, together with all the trophies they
+had ever won. A general capitulation followed: not wholly to the
+disadvantage of the people, since it was stipulated that none but
+a native of the country should hold immediate authority over it.
+At first the land was divided amongst the sovereigns of Denmark,
+Holstein, and Sleswig; but in 1773 it was finally ceded in full to
+the Danish monarch, together with part of Holstein, by the Duke of
+Schleswig-Holstein, (afterwards Grand-Duke of Russia,) in exchange
+for Oldenburg and Delmenhorst. The Ditmarschers, at the present
+hour enjoy many of their former privileges: they acknowledge no
+distinctions of rank; they have their forty-eight Supreme Judges
+(the ancient _schlüter_) under the name of _Vögte_ or overseers,
+and may, in fact, be regarded as one of the best samples of
+republicanism now existing in the world.
+
+ [1] Mr Kohl fixes the date of the "melted lead" day at 1319,
+ forgetting that Margaret, the Semiramis of the North, in whose reign
+ the event occurred, did not reign in Denmark until about 1375. She
+ died in 1412.
+
+Thus much for their history. Of their far-farmed dikes and sluices,
+of the marsh-lands and downs which their embankments inclosed,
+much more may be said, for Mr Kohl devotes half his work to their
+consideration. We will not fatigue the indulgent reader by engaging
+him for a survey. The land is distinguished by the inhabitants by
+the terms _grest_ and _marsch_; the former being the hilly district,
+the latter the deposits from the sea:--the one is woody in parts,
+having heath and sand, springs and brooks: the other is flat,
+treeless, heathless, with no sand or spring, but one rich series of
+meadows, intersected in every direction by canals and dikes. Far as
+the eye can reach, it rests upon broad and fertile meads covered
+with grazing cattle; whilst from the teeming plain stand forth
+farm-houses innumerable, raised upon _wurten_, or little hillocks,
+some ten or twelve feet above the level of the land, for security
+against constantly recurring inundation. All external appliances
+needful for the establishment are elevated upon these heights, whose
+sides are, for the most part, covered with vegetable gardens, and
+here and there with flowers and shrubs. The houses have but one
+story; they are long, and built of brick. For protection against
+the unsteady soil, they are often supported by large iron posts
+projecting from the sides, and looking like huge anchors. There are
+few villages or hamlets in the marshes. The inhabitants are not
+gregarious, but prefer the independence of a perfectly insulated
+abode. The "threshold right" is still so strictly maintained amongst
+them, that no officer of police dare enter, unpermitted, the house
+of a Ditmarscher, or arrest him within his own doors.
+
+The roads in the marshes, as may be supposed, are, at times, almost
+impassable; riding is therefore more frequent than driving or
+walking, although many of the more active marshers accelerate their
+passage across the fens by leaping-poles, which they employ with
+wonderful dexterity. The women ride always behind the men, on a seat
+fastened to the crupper. As the dikes lie higher than the meadows,
+they prove the driest road for carriages and passengers; but they
+are not always open to the traveller, lest too constant a traffic
+should injure the foundations. The carriages chiefly used are a
+species of land canoe. They are called _Körwagen_, and are long,
+narrow, and awkward. On either side of the vehicle, chairs or seats
+swing loosely. No one chair is large enough for the two who occupy
+it, and who sit with their knees closely pressed against the seat
+which is before them.
+
+The process of gradually reclaiming new land from the waves is
+somewhat curious. As soon as a sufficient amount of deposit has been
+thrown up from the sea, outguards, or breakwaters, called _höfter_
+are immediately erected. Within the breakwater there remains a pool
+of still water, which by degrees fills up with a rich slime or mud
+called _slick_. As soon as the slick has attained an elevation
+sufficient to be above the regular level of the high waves, plants
+styled "_Queller_" appear, and are soon succeeded by others termed
+_Drücknieder_, from the tendency of their interlaced roots and
+tendrils to keep down the soft mud. In the course of years, the soil
+rises, and a meadow takes the place of the former stagnant pool.
+As these new lands are extremely productive, often yielding three
+hundred-fold on the first crop of rape-seed, sixty to eighty fold
+on barley, and from thirty to forty on wheat, their possession is
+ever a subject of great dispute. Formerly the diking and embankments
+were undertaken by companies; but at present they are in the hands
+of the Danish government, which makes all necessary outlay in the
+beginning, and appropriates whatever surplus may remain upon the
+original cost to future repairs and to the aid of the general
+poor fund. Some slight idea may be formed of the enormous expense
+incurred in the construction and maintenance of these dikes, when we
+state that the _Dagebieller_ dike alone cost ten thousand dollars
+for one recent repair. Ninety thousand dollars were one summer
+spent in building embankments around reclaimed land, now valued at
+one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, thus showing a clear gain
+of sixty thousand dollars by the undertaking. The embankments are
+generally from fifteen to twenty feet high. When the nature of the
+soil upon which they are raised is considered, together with the
+scarcity of wood on these low lands, it will not be difficult to
+understand that constant labour is needed to prevent the land from
+being undermined by the sea, and that it is only by unremitting
+industry, and constant attention to the condition of the breakwaters
+and dikes, that the enemy can at all be kept at bay.
+
+The dangers that are to be encountered, and the laborious efforts
+that must be made for subsistence at home, train the Frieslander of
+the marshes and islands for the perils of the deep, which we find
+him encountering with a brave and dogged resolution. The islanders,
+especially, are constantly engaged in the whale and other fisheries.
+In the islands visited by Mr Kohl, the greater number of the men
+were far away on the seas, and their wives and daughters conducting
+the business of their several callings; some tending cattle, some
+spinning, others manufacturing gloves. Seals abound upon the coast,
+and are caught by sundry ingenious devices. A fisher disguises
+himself in a seal-skin, and travels up to a troop of these sea
+monsters, imitating, as far as he is able, their singular movements
+and contortions. When, fairly amongst them, he lifts the gun which
+has been concealed beneath his body, and shoots amongst the herd.
+If discovered asleep a seal is sure to be caught, for his slumbers
+are sound. Conscious of his weakness, _Phoca_ stations a patrol at
+some little distance from his couch, and an alarm is given as soon
+as any man appears. At certain seasons of the year vast flocks of
+ducks light upon the islands, and are caught chiefly by the aid of
+tame decoy-birds, who mislead the others into extensive nets spread
+for the visitors. One duck-decoyer will catch twenty thousand birds
+in the course of a summer; the soft down obtained from the breast of
+one species is the _eider down_. The season begins in September and
+lasts till Christmas. Hamburg beef is due to the localities we speak
+of. One of the large meadow districts already mentioned, is said
+to fatten eight thousand head of oxen yearly, who, at their death,
+bequeath to the world the far-famed dainty.
+
+The islands visited by our author are those lying in that part
+of the North Sea which the Danes call _Vesterhafet_, or the
+western harbour, and which extends close to the shores from the
+mouth of the Elbe to Jutland. Of these the most noted are Syltoe,
+Foehr, Amrum, Romoe, and Pelvorn. Around them lie many excellent
+oyster-beds--royal property, and yielding an annual income of twenty
+thousand dollars. The people inhabiting these islands are said to be
+of Friesic origin: they certainly were colonists from Holland, and
+they still exhibit many peculiarities of the ancient Friesic stock.
+They are clean, neat, simple, honest, and moral. Few establishments
+for the punishment of culprits are to be found either in the islands
+or on the marshes. As late as the fifteenth and sixteenth century,
+in cases of homicide the accused was doomed to walk over twelve
+burning ploughshares. Great crimes seem unknown to-day; and the
+practice of leaving house-doors unbarred and unlocked upon the wide
+and desolate marshes, testifies not a little to the general honesty
+of the people.
+
+Mr Kohl talks a whole boxfull of balaam about the identity of the
+islanders and the English. In the first place, he insists that
+_Hengist_ and _Horsa_ were gentlemen of Friesic extraction; and
+secondly, he compares them to a spirituous liquor: thirdly, he
+argues on the topic like a musty German bookworm, who has travelled
+no further than round his own room, and seen no more humanity than
+the grubby specimen his looking-glass once a-week, at shaving
+time, presents to him. What authority has Mr Kohl for this Friesic
+origin of Hengist and Horsa? Is there a port along the Elbe and
+the Weser, or on the coasts of Jutland and Holstein, which does
+not claim the honour of having sent the brothers out? Is not the
+question as difficult to decide, the fact as impossible to arrive
+at, as Homer's birthplace? But supposing the hypothesis of Mr Kohl
+to be true, he surely cannot be serious when he asserts, that
+the handful of men who landed with the brothers in Britain, have
+transmitted their Friesic characteristics through every succeeding
+age, and that these are discernible now in all their pristine vigour
+and integrity. Can he mean what he says? Is he not joking when he
+puts forward the "rum" argument? A little of that liquor, he says,
+flavours a bowl of punch. Why shouldn't a little Friesic season the
+entire English nation with the masculine force of the old Teutonic
+Frieslanders? Why should it? If Hengist and Horsa supplied the rum,
+who, we are justified in asking, came down with the sugar and lemon?
+If the beverage be milk-punch, who was the dairyman? These are
+questions quite as apt as Mr Kohl's, not a whit more curious than
+his illustrations. The points of identity between the Frieslander
+and the Englishman are marvellous, if you can but see them. The
+inhabitants of the marshes and islands are grave, reserved, and
+thoughtful; so are the English; so, for that matter, are the Upper
+Lusatians, if we are to believe Ernst Willkomm; so are a good many
+other people. The marshers have an eye to their own interests; so
+have the English. This is a feature quite peculiar to the marshers
+and the English. It may be called the _right_ eye, every other
+nation possessing only the left. Of course, Mr Kohl is perfectly
+blind to his interests, in publishing the present work: yet he is
+Friesic too! From the Frieslanders we have inherited our "English
+spleen." How many years have we been attributing it to the much
+maligned climate? We are starched and stiff; so are the islanders.
+The marshers dress a May king and queen at a spring festival. We
+know something about a May queen at the same blessed season. If
+these were the only instances of kindred resemblance, our readers
+might fail to be convinced, after all, of the truth of the Friesic
+theory. These doubts, if any linger, shall be removed at once. One
+morning a Frieslander carefully opened Mr Kohl's door, and said, "_I
+am afraid_ there is a house on fire." Kohl rushed forth and found
+the building in flames; which incident immediately reminded him--he
+being a German and a philosopher--of the excessive caution of the
+Englishman, which, under the most alarming circumstances, forbids
+his saying any thing stronger than "I believe," "I am afraid," "I
+dare say." Verily we "believe," we are "afraid," we "dare say,"
+that Mr. Kohl is a most incorrigible twaddler. One more peculiarity
+remains to be told. They keep gigs in the marshes. There are
+"gentlemen" there as well as in England. Are there none elsewhere?
+
+The customs of the Ditmarschers could not fail to be interesting.
+That of the _Fenstern_ or _Windowing_ is romantic, and perilous
+to boot. At dead of night, when all good people are asleep, young
+gallants cross the marshes and downs for miles to visit the girls
+of their acquaintance, or it may be _the_ girl of fairest form
+and most attractions. Arrived at the house, they scale the walls,
+enter a window, and drop into the chamber of the lady, who lies
+muffled up to the chin on a bed of down, having taken care to
+leave a burning lamp on the table, and fire in the stove, that
+her nocturnal callers may have both light and warmth. Upon the
+entrance of her visitor, she politely asks him to be seated--his
+chair being placed at the distance of a few feet from the bed. They
+converse, and the conversation being brought to an end, the gallant
+takes his departure either by the door or window. Some opposition
+has been shown of late to this custom by a few over-scrupulous
+parents; but the fathers who are bold enough to put bolts on their
+doors or windows, are certain of meeting with reprisals from the
+gallants of the district. The _Fenstern_ is subject to certain
+laws and regulations, by which those who practise it are bound to
+abide. Another curious custom, and derived like the former from the
+heathen, was the dance performed at the churching of women up to the
+close of the last century--the woman herself wearing a green and a
+red stocking, and hopping upon one leg to church. The Friesic women
+are small and delicately formed: their skin, beautifully soft and
+white, is protected most carefully against the rough atmosphere by a
+mantle, which so completely covers the face, that both in winter and
+summer little can be seen beyond the eyes of the women encountered
+in the open streets. The generally sombre hue of the garments
+renders this muffling the more remarkable; for it is customary for
+the relatives of those who are at sea to wear mourning until the
+return of the adventurers. Skirt, boddice, apron, and kerchief, all
+are dark; and the cloth which so jealously screens the head and face
+from the sun and storm, is of the same melancholy hue.
+
+The churchyards testify to the fact, that a comparatively small
+number of those who, year after year, proceed on their perilous
+expeditions, return to die at home. The monuments almost exclusively
+record the names of women--a blank being left for that of the absent
+husband, father, or brother, whose remains are possibly mouldering
+in another hemisphere. Every device and symbol sculptured in the
+churchyard has reference to the maritime life, with which they are
+all so familiar. A ship at anchor, dismasted, with broken tackle, is
+a favourite image, whilst the inscription quaintly corresponds with
+the sculptured metaphor. It is usual for the people to erect their
+monuments during life, and to have the full inscriptions written,
+leaving room only for the _date_ of the decease. In the island of
+Foehr and elsewhere, the custom still prevails of hiring women to
+make loud lamentations over the body, as it is carried homewards
+and deposited in the earth. The churches are plain to rudeness, and
+disfigured with the most barbarous wood carvings of our Saviour, of
+saints, and popes. These rough buildings are, for the most part, of
+great antiquity, and traditions tell of their having been brought
+from England. There can be no doubt that British missionaries were
+here in former days. At the time of the Reformation, the islanders
+refused to change their faith; but once converted to Lutheranism,
+they have remained stanch Protestants ever since, and maintain a
+becoming veneration for their pastors. The clergy are natives of the
+islands, and therefore well acquainted with the Friesic dialect, in
+which they preach. Their pay is necessarily small, and is mostly
+raised by the voluntary contributions of the parishioners. As
+may be supposed, the clergy have much influence over the people,
+especially on the smaller islands, where the inhabitants have but
+little intercourse with strangers. Temperance societies have been
+established by the pastors. Brandy, tea, and coffee, came into
+general use throughout the islands about a century ago, and ardent
+drinking was in vogue until the interference of the clergy. The
+Ditmarschers especially, who are allowed to distil without paying
+excise duties, carried the vice of drunkenness to excess; but they
+are much improved.
+
+The greatest diversity of languages, or rather of dialects, exists
+in the islands, arising probably from the fact of Friesic not being
+a written language. The dialect of the furthest west approaches
+nearer to English than any other. The people of _Amrum_ are proud
+of the similarity. They retain the _th_ of the old Icelandic, and
+have a number of words in which the resemblance of their ancient
+form of speech to the old Anglo-Saxon English is more apparent than
+in even the Danish of the present day; as, for instance, _Hu mani
+mile?_ How many miles? _Bradgrum_, bridegroom; _theenk_, think, &c.
+In many of the words advanced by Mr Kohl, that gentleman evidently
+betrays an unconsciousness of their being synonymous with the modern
+Danish; and, therefore, strikingly inimical to his favourite theory
+of the especial Friesic descent of the English people and language.
+Little or nothing is known of the actual geographical propagation
+of the old Friesic. At present it is yielding to the Danish and the
+Low German in the duchies of Sleswig and Holstein. Many names are
+still common amongst the people, which seem to have descended from
+the heathen epoch, and which are, in fact, more frequently heard
+than the names in the "Roman Calendar," met with elsewhere. _Des_,
+_Edo_, _Haje_, _Pave_, _Tete_, are the names of men; _Ehle_, _Tat_,
+_Mantje_, _Ode_, _Sieg_, are those of women. None of them are known
+amongst any other people. Much confusion exists with respect to the
+patronymic, there being no surnames in use in many of the islands.
+If a man were called _Tete_, his son _Edo_ would be _Edo Tetes_;
+and then, again, _Tat_, the wife of the _Edo_, would be _Tat Edos_,
+and his son _Des_, _Des Edos_; whilst _Des's_ son _Tete_ would be
+_Tete Des's_, and so on in the most troublesome and perplexing
+combinations.
+
+The Frieslanders, like other northern nations, are superstitious,
+and they have a multitude of traditions or sagas, some of them
+very curious and interesting. We must pass over these instructive
+myths--always the rarest and most striking portion of a people's
+history--more cursorily than we could wish, and cite a few only of
+the most peculiar. The island of _Sylt_, which is the richest in
+remains of _höogen_, the celts of heathen heroes, &c., lays claim
+to the largest number of Märchen. The most characteristic of all
+is that of _de Mannigfuel_, the "colossal ship," (or world,) which
+was so large that the commander was obliged to ride about the deck
+in order to give his orders: the sailors that went aloft as boys
+came down greyheaded, so long a time having elapsed whilst they
+were rigging the sails. Once, when the ship was in great peril,
+and the waters were running high, the sailors, disheartened by
+their protracted watching and labour, threw out ballast in order to
+lighten the vessel, when, lo! an island arose, and then another,
+and another still, till land was formed--the earth being, according
+to the sailors' notion, the secondary formation. Once--many ages
+afterwards--when the _Mannigfuel_ was endeavouring to pass through
+the Straits of Dover, the captain ingeniously thought to have the
+side of the vessel, nearest Dover, rubbed with white soap, and
+hence the whiteness of the cliffs at Dover. The achievements
+recounted of _de Mannigfuel_ are endless. The following explanation
+of the formation of the Straits of Dover is found in a Friesic
+saga:--Once upon a time, a queen of England, the land to the west
+of the North Sea, and a king of Denmark, the land to the east of
+the North Sea, loved each other, and plighted troth; but, as it
+happened, the king proved faithless, and left the poor queen to
+wear the willow. England was then joined to the Continent by a
+chain of hills called _Höneden_; and the queen, desiring to wreak
+vengeance on her false wooer and his subjects, summoned her people
+around her, and setting them to work for seven years in digging
+away these hills, at the end of the seventh year the waves pushed
+furiously through the channel that had been dug, and swept along the
+coasts of Friesland and Jutland, drowning and carrying away 100,000
+persons. To this very hour the Jutland shores yearly tremble before
+the fatal vengeance of the slighted queen. The Frieslanders are so
+wedded to this marvellous geological myth, that they insist upon
+its historical foundation. In some versions 700, in others 7000, in
+others again, even 700,000 men are said to have been employed in
+this gigantic undertaking.
+
+Another allegorical saga is the narrative of the share taken by the
+man in the moon in the matter of the daily ebbing and flowing of
+the sea. His chief, or indeed only occupation, seems to be to pour
+water from a huge bucket. Being somewhat lazy, the old gentleman
+soon grows weary of the employment, and then he lies down to rest.
+Of course whilst he is napping, the water avails itself of the
+opportunity to return to its ordinary level.
+
+The constellation of the Great Bear, or Charles's Wain, is,
+according to the Frieslanders, the chariot in which Elias and many
+other great prophets ascended into heaven. There being now-a-days
+no individual sufficiently pious for such a mode of transit, it has
+been put aside, with other heavenly curiosities, its only office
+being to carry the angels in their nocturnal excursions throughout
+the year. The angel who acts as driver for the night, fixes his eye
+steadily upon the centre point of the heavenly arch, (the polar
+star,) in order that the two stars of the shaft of the chariot
+may keep in a straight line with the celestial focus. The rising
+and setting of the sun is thus explained:--A host of beautiful
+nymphs receive the sun beneath the earth in the western hemisphere,
+and cutting it into a thousand parts, they make of it little air
+balloons, which they sportively throw at the heavenly youths,
+who keep guard at the eastern horizon of the earth. The gallant
+band, not to be outdone by their fair antagonists, mount a high
+ladder, and when night has veiled the earth in darkness, toss back
+the golden balls, which, careering rapidly through the vault of
+heaven, fall in glittering showers upon the heads of the celestial
+virgins of the west. The children of the sky, having thus diverted
+themselves through the night, they hasten at dawn of day to collect
+the scattered balls, and joining them into one huge mass, they bear
+it upon their shoulders, mid singing and dancing, to the eastern
+gates of heaven. The enchanting rosy light which hovers round the
+rising orb is the reflection of the virgins' lovely forms, who,
+beholding their charge safely launched upon its course, retire, and
+leave it, as we see it, to traverse the sky alone.
+
+The following exquisite tradition connects itself with that brief
+season when, in the summer of the far north, the sun tarries night
+and day above the horizon. _All-fader_ had two faithful servants,
+of the race of those who enjoyed eternal youth, and when the sun
+had done its first day's course, he called to him _Demmarik_, and
+said, "To thy watchful care, my daughter, I confide the setting sun
+that I have newly created; extinguish its light carefully, and guard
+the precious flame that no evil approach it." And the next morning,
+when the sun was again about to begin its course, he said to his
+servant _Koite_, "My son, to thy trusty hand I remit the charge
+of kindling the light of the sun I have created, and of leading
+it forth on its way." Faithfully did the children discharge the
+duties assigned to them. In the winter they carefully guarded the
+precious light, and laid it early to rest, and awakened it to life
+again only at a late hour; but, as the spring and summer advanced,
+they suffered the glorious flame to linger longer in the vault of
+heaven, and to rejoice the hearts of men by the brightness of its
+aspect. At length the time arrived when, in our northern world, the
+sun enjoys but brief rest. It must be up betimes in the morning to
+awaken the flowers and fruit to life and light, and it must cast
+its glowing beams across the mantle of night, and lose no time in
+idle slumber. Then it was that _Demmarik_, for the first time, met
+_Koite_ face to face as she stood upon the western edge of heaven,
+and received from the hands of her brother-servant the orb of light.
+As the fading lamp passed from one to the other, their eyes met, and
+a gentle pressure of their hands sent a thrill of holy love through
+their hearts. No eye was there save that of the _All-fader_, who
+called his servants before him, and said, "Ye have done well; and as
+recompense, I permit ye to fulfil your respective charges conjointly
+as man and wife." Then, _Demmarik_ and _Koite_, looking at each
+other, replied--"No, All-fader! disturb not our joy; let us remain
+everlastingly in our present bridal state; wedded joy cannot equal
+what we feel now as betrothed!" And the mighty _All-fader_ granted
+their prayer, and from that time they have met but once in the year,
+when, during four weeks, they greet each other night after night;
+and then, as the lamp passes from one to the other, a pressure of
+the hand and a kiss calls forth a rosy blush on the fair cheek of
+_Demmarik_ which sheds its mantling glow over all the heavens,
+_Koite's_ heart the while thrilling with purest joy. And should they
+tarry too long, the gentle nightingales of the _All-fader_ have but
+to warble _Laisk tudrück, laisk tudrück! öpik!_ "Giddy ones, giddy
+ones! take heed!" to chide them forward on their duty.
+
+With a lovelier vision, reader! we could not leave you dwelling upon
+the rugged but, to the heart's core, thoroughly poetic Frieslander.
+Let us leave the gentle Demmarik and devoted Koite to their chaste
+and heavenly mission, and with a bound leap into Denmark, whither Mr
+Kohl, in his forty-fourth volume of travels, summons us, and whither
+we must follow him, although the prosaic gentleman is somewhat
+of the earth, earthy, after the blessed imitations we have had,
+reader--you and we--of the eternal summer's day faintly embodied in
+the vision of that long bright day of the far north!
+
+Should any adventurous youth sit down to Mr Kohl's volume on
+Denmark, and, half an hour afterwards, throw the book in sheer
+disgust and weariness out of the window, swearing never to look
+into it again, let him be advised to ring the bell, and to request
+Mary to bring it back again with the least possible delay. Having
+received it from the maid of all work's horny hand, let the said
+youth begin the book again, but, as he would a Hebrew Bible, at the
+other end. He may take our word for it there is good stuff there,
+in spite of the twaddle that encountered him erewhile at Hamburg.
+Mr Kohl has been won by aldermanic dinners in the chief city of
+the Hanseatic League, as Louis Philippe was touched by aldermanic
+eloquence and wit in the chief city of the world, and he babbles of
+mercantile operations and commercial enterprise, until the heart
+grows sick with fatigue, and is only made happy by the regrets which
+the author expresses--just one hour after the right time--respecting
+his inability to enlarge further upon the fruitful and noble
+theme of the monetary speculations of one of the richest and most
+disagreeable communities of Europe.
+
+Before putting foot on Danish ground, Mr Kohl is careful to make
+a kind of solemn protest touching Germanic patriotism, lest, we
+presume, he should be suspected of taking a heretical view of the
+question at issue at the present moment between the Sleswig-Holstein
+provinces and the mother-country Denmark. It is not for us to
+enter into any political discussions here, concerning matters of
+internal government which are no more business of ours than of his
+Majesty Muda Hassim, of the island of Borneo; but we must confess
+our inability to understand why such a terrific storm of patriotic
+ardour has so suddenly burst forth in Germany, respecting provinces
+which, until recently, certainly up to the time when the late
+king gave his people the unasked-for boon of a constitution, were
+perfectly happy and contented under the Danish rule, to which they
+had been accustomed some five or six hundred years.[2] It is only
+since the assembly of the states was constituted, that the Sleswig
+Holsteiners have been seized with the Germanic _furor_--a malady
+not a little increased by the inflammatory harangues of needy
+demagogues, and the pedantic outpourings of a handful of professors
+stark-mad on the subject of German liberty. If there is one thing
+more absurd than another, upon this globe of absurdity, it is the
+cant of "nationality," "freedom," "fatherland," "brotherhood," &c.
+&c., which is dinned into your ears from one end of Germany to the
+other; but which, like all other cants, is nothing but so much
+wind and froth, utterly without reason, stamina, or foundation. We
+should like to ask any mustached and bearded youth of Heidelberg
+or Bonn, at any one sober moment of his existence, to point out
+to us any single spot where this boasted "nationality" is to be
+seen and scanned. Will the red-capped, long-haired _Bursch_ tell
+us when and where we may behold that "vaterland" of which he is
+eternally dreaming, singing, and drinking? Why, is it not a fact
+that, to a Prussian, an Austrian or a Swabian is an alien? Does
+not a Saxe-Coburger, a Hessian, and any other subject of any small
+duchy or principality, insist, in his intense hatred of Prussia,
+that the Prussians are no Germans at all; that they have interests
+of their own, opposed to those of the true German people; and that
+they are as distinct as they are selfish? You cannot travel over the
+various countries and districts included under the name of Germany,
+without learning the thorough insulation of the component parts.
+The fact is forced upon you at every step. Mr Kohl himself belongs
+to none of the states mentioned. He is a native of Bremen--one of
+the cities of that proud Hanseatic League which certainly has never
+shown an enlarged or patriotic spirit with reference to this same
+universal "vaterland." Arrogant and lordly republics care little
+for abstractions. They have a keen instinct for their own material
+interests, but a small appreciation of the glorious ideal. We ask,
+again, where is this all pervading German patriotism?
+
+ [2] In the year 1660, the different estates of Denmark made a
+ voluntary surrender of their rights into the hands of their
+ sovereign, who became by that act _absolute_: it is a fact
+ unparalleled in the history of any other country. Up to the year
+ 1834, this unlimited power was exercised by the kings, who, it must
+ be said to their honour, never abused it by seeking to oppress or
+ enslave their subjects. In the year 1834, however, Frederic VI.,
+ of his own free will and choice, established a representative
+ government. The gift was by no means conferred in consequence of
+ any discontent exhibited under the hitherto restrictive system.
+ The intentions of the monarch were highly praiseworthy; their
+ wisdom is not so clear, as, under the new law, the kingdom is
+ divided into four parts--1. The Islands; 2. Sleswig; 3. Jutland;
+ 4. Holstein; each having its own provincial assembly. The number
+ of representatives for the whole country amounts to 1217. Each
+ representative receives four rix-dollars a-day (a rix-dollar is 2s.
+ 2-1/2d.) for his services, besides his travelling expenses. The
+ communication between the sovereign and the assembly is through a
+ royal commissioner, who is allowed to vote, but not to speak.--See
+ _Wheaton's History of Scandinavia_.
+
+We have said that Mr Kohl is a great traveller. We withdraw the
+accusation. He has written forty odd volumes, but they have been
+composed, every one of them, in his snug _stube_, at Bremen, or
+wheresoever else he puts up, under the influence of German stoves,
+German pipes, and German beer. A great traveller is a great
+catholic. His mind grows more capacious, his heart more generous,
+as he makes his pilgrimages along this troubled earth, and learns
+the mightiness of Heaven, the mutability and smallness of things
+temporal. Prejudice cannot stand up against the knowledge that pours
+in upon him; bigotry cannot exist in the wide temple he explores.
+The wanderer "feels himself new-born," as he learns, with his
+eyes, the living history of every new people, and compares, in his
+judgment, the lessons of his ripe manhood with the instruction
+imparted in his confined and straitened youth. If it may be said
+that to learn a new language is to acquire a new mind, what is
+it to become acquainted, intimately and face to face, with a new
+people, new institutions, new faiths, new habits of thought and
+feeling? There never existed a great traveller who, at the end of
+his wanderings, did not find himself, as if by magic, released of
+all the rust of prejudice, vanity, self-conceit, and pride, which
+a narrow experience engenders, and a small field of action so
+fatally heaps up. We will venture to assert that there is not a
+monkey now caged up in the zoological gardens, who would not--if
+permitted by the honourable Society--return to his native woods
+a better and a wiser beast for the one long journey he has made.
+Should Mr Kohl, we ask, behave worse than an imprisoned monkey? We
+pardon M. Michelet when he rants about _la belle France_, because
+we know that the excited gentleman--eloquent and scholarly as he
+is--is reposing eternally in Paris, under the _drapeau_, which
+fans nothing but glory into his smiling and complacent visage.
+When John Bull, sitting in the parlour of the "Queen's Head,"
+smoking his clay and swallowing his heavy, with Bob Yokel from the
+country, manfully exclaims, striking Bob heartily and jollily on the
+shoulder, "D--n it, Bob, an Englishman will whop three Frenchmen
+any day!" we smile, but we are not angry. We feel it is the beer,
+and that, like the valiant Michelet, the good man knows no better.
+Send the two on their travels, and talk to them when they come
+back. Well, Mr Kohl has travelled, and has come back; and he tells
+us, in the year of grace 1846, that the crown-jewel in the diadem
+of France is Alsace, and that the Alsatians are the pearls amongst
+her provincialists--the Alsatians, be it understood, being a German
+people, and, as far as report goes, the heaviest and stupidest that
+"vaterland" can claim. The only true gems in the Autocrat's crown
+are, according to the enlightened Kohl, the German provinces of
+Liefland, Esthonia, and Courland. All the industry and enterprise of
+the Belgians come simply from their Teutonic blood; the treasures
+of the Danish king must be looked for in the German provinces of
+Sleswig and Holstein. This is not all. German literature and the
+German tongue enjoy advantages possessed by no other literature
+and language. English universities are "Stockenglisch," downright
+English; the French are quite Frenchy; the Spanish are solely
+Spanish; but German schools have taken root in every part of the
+earth. At Dorpat, says Mr Kohl, German is taught, written, and
+printed; and therefore the German spirit is diffused throughout all
+the Russias. At Kiel the same process is going forward on behalf of
+Scandinavia. The Slavonians, the Italians, and Greeks, are likewise
+submitting, _nolens volens_, to the same irresistible influence.
+The very same words may be found in M. Michelet's book of "The
+People,"--only for _German_ spirit, read _French_.
+
+Mr Kohl proceeds in the same easy style to announce the rapid giving
+way of the Danish language in Denmark and the eager substitution of
+his own. He asserts this in the teeth of all those Danish writers
+who have started up within the last fifty years, and who have
+boldly and wisely discarded the pernicious practice (originating in
+the German character of the reigning family) of expressing Danish
+notions in a foreign tongue. He asserts it in the teeth of Mrs
+Howitt and of the German translators, whom this lady calls to her
+aid, but who have very feebly represented that rich diction and
+flexible style so remarkable in the Danish compositions referred
+to, and so much surpassing the power of any other northern tongue.
+We should do Mr Kohl injustice if we did not give his reason for
+regarding the Danish language as a thing doomed. He was credibly
+informed that many fathers of families were in the habit of
+promising rewards to their children if they would converse in German
+and not in Danish! Hear this, Lord Palmerston! and if, on hearing
+it, you still allow the rising generation, at our seminaries, to ask
+for _du pang_ and _du bur_, and to receive them with, it may be, a
+silver medal for proficiency, the consequences be on your devoted
+head!
+
+Denmark has been comparatively but little visited by the stranger.
+She offers, nevertheless, to the antiquary, the poet, and the
+artist, materials of interest which cannot be exceeded in any other
+district of the same extent. Every wood, lake, heath, and down, is
+rich in historical legends or mythical sagas; every copse and hill,
+every cave and mound, has been peopled by past superstition with
+the elf and the sprite, the _ellefolk_ and _nissen_. Her history,
+blending with that of her Scandinavian sisters, Norway and Sweden,
+is romantic in the extreme--whether she is traced to the days of
+her fabulous sea-kings, or is read of in the records of those who
+have chronicled the lives of her sovereigns in the middle ages.
+The country itself, although flat, is picturesque, being thickly
+interspersed with lakes, skirted by, and embosomed in, luxuriant
+beech woods; whilst ever and anon the traveller lights upon some
+ancient ruin of church or tower, palace or hermitage, affecting, if
+only by reason of the associations it awakens with an age far more
+prosperous than the present. The existence of the Danish people,
+as a nation, has been pronounced a miracle. It is hardly less.
+Small and feeble, and surrounded by the foreigner on every side,
+Denmark has never been ruled by a conqueror. Amid the rise and fall
+of other states, she has maintained her independence--now powerful
+and victorious, now depressed and poor, but never succumbing,
+never submitting to the stranger's yoke. Her present dynasty is
+the oldest reigning European family. It dates back to Christian
+I.--himself descended in a direct female line from the old kings
+of Scandinavia--who, as Duke of Oldenburg, was chosen king by the
+states in 1448.
+
+A good account of Denmark and the Danes is yet wanting. It may be
+collected by any honest writer, moderately conversant with the
+language and history of the country. We fear that Mr. Kohl will not
+supply the literary void, if we are to judge from the one volume
+before us. Others are, however, to follow; and as our author is
+immethodical, he may haply return to make good imperfections, and to
+fill up his hasty sketches. We cannot but regret that he should have
+passed so rapidly through the Duchy of Holstein. Had he followed
+the highways and byways of the province, instead of flitting like
+a swallow--to use his own words--over the ground by means of the
+newly-opened railroad through Kiel, his "Travels" would surely have
+been the better for his trouble. Instead of pausing where the most
+volatile would have been detained, our author satisfies himself
+with simply expressing his unfeigned regret at being obliged to
+pursue his journey, consoling his readers and himself with the very
+paradoxical assertion that we are most struck by the places of
+which we see least; since, being all of us more or less poetically
+disposed, we permit the imagination to supply the deficiencies of
+experience;--an argument which, we need scarcely say, if carried
+to its fullest limits, brings us to the conviction, that he who
+stays at home is best fitted to describe the countries the furthest
+distant from his fireside. Surely, Mr Kohl, you do not speak from
+knowledge of the fact!
+
+In his present volumes, Mr Kohl refers only passingly to the subject
+of education in Denmark. He remarks that the national schools far
+surpassed his expectations. He might have said more. For the last
+thirty or forty years, we believe, it has been rare to meet with
+the commonest peasant who could not read and write; a fact proving,
+at least, that Denmark is rather in advance than otherwise of her
+richer neighbours in carrying out the educational measures which, of
+late years, have so largely occupied the attention of the various
+governments of Europe. No one in Denmark can enter the army or navy
+who has not previously received his education at one or other of
+the military academies of the country. The course of study is well
+arranged. It embraces, besides the classics, modern languages,
+drawing, and exercises both equestrian and gymnastic. The academies
+themselves are under the immediate direction of the best military
+and naval officers in the service. For the education of the people,
+two or three schools are provided in every village, the masters
+receiving a small salary, with a house and certain perquisites. In
+1822 the system of Bell was introduced in the elementary public
+schools, and since that period it has been generally adhered to.
+
+Our author speaks with natural surprise of the small number of
+Roman Catholics he encountered in the Danish States. The Papists
+have no church or chapel throughout the kingdom; indeed, with the
+exception of the private chapel of the Austrian minister, no place
+of worship. We were aware that such was the fact a few years ago;
+we were scarcely prepared to find that Rome, who has been so busy
+in planting new shoots of her faith in every nook of the known
+world, is still content to have no recognition in Denmark. Heavy
+penalties are incurred by all who secede to the Romish church. In
+Sweden a change to Roman Catholicism is followed by banishment.
+This severity, we presume, must be ascribed to state policy rather
+than to a spirit of intolerance, for Jews and Christians of every
+denomination are permitted the freest exercise of their faith.
+Since the year 1521, the era of the Reformation in Denmark, the
+religion of the country has been Lutheran. The Danish church is
+divided into five dioceses, of which the bishop of Zealand is the
+metropolitan. His income is about a thousand a-year, whilst that
+of the other prelates varies from four to six hundred. The funds
+of the clergy are derived principally from tithes; but the parish
+ministers receive part of their stipend in the form of offerings
+at the three great annual festivals. Until lately, there existed
+much lukewarmness on all religious questions. Within the last ten
+or fifteen years, however, a new impulse has been given to the
+spiritual mind by the writing and preaching of several Calvinistic
+ministers, who have migrated from Switzerland and established
+themselves in Copenhagen. Their object has been to stop the
+recreations which, until their arrival, enlivened the Sabbath-day.
+They have met with more success in the higher classes than amongst
+the people, who now, as formerly, assemble on the green in front of
+the village church at the close of service, and pursue their several
+pastimes.
+
+Mention is made in Mr Kohl's volume, of the churchyards and
+cemetries he visited in his hasty progress. Compared with those of
+his own northern Germany, the Scandinavian places of burial are
+indeed very beautiful. The government has long since forbidden any
+new interments to be made within the churches, and many picturesque
+spots have, in consequence, been converted into cemetries. In
+the immediate vicinity of Copenhagen there are several; but the
+essence of Mr Kohl's plan being want of arrangement, he makes
+no mention of them for the present. One of these cemetries, the
+_Assistenskirkegaard_, outside the city, has an unusual number of
+fine monuments, with no exhibitions of that glaring want of taste so
+frequently met with elsewhere. The village churchyards are bright,
+happy-looking spots, which, by their cheerful aspect, seem to rob
+the homes of the dead of all their natural gloom and desolation.
+Every peasant's grave is a bed of flowers, planted, watched, and
+cherished by a sorrowing friend. At either end of the seven or
+eight feet of mound rises a wooden cross, on which fresh wreaths
+of flowers appear throughout the summer, giving place only to the
+"eternals" which adorn the grave when snow mantles its surface. A
+narrow walk, marked by a line of box, incloses every mound; or,
+not unfrequently, a trellis-work, tastefully entwined of twigs and
+boughs. The resting-places of the middle classes are surmounted
+by a tablet, not, as in our churchyards, rigidly inclosed within
+impassable palisades, but standing in a little garden, where the
+fresh-blown flowers, the neatly trimmed beds, and generally the
+garden-bench, mark that the spot is visited and tended by the
+friends of those who sleep below. Hither widowed mothers lead their
+children, on the anniversary of their father's death, to strew
+flowers on his grave, to hang up the wreaths which they have wound;
+but, above all, to collect the choicest flowers that have bloomed
+around him, which must henceforth deck, until they perish, the
+portrait of the departed, or some relic dear for his sake. We have
+watched the rough work-worn peasant, leading by the hand his little
+grandchild, laden with flowers and green twigs to freshen the grave
+of a long-absent helpmate; and as we have remarked, we confess not
+without emotion, feeble infancy and feeble age uniting their weak
+efforts to preserve, in cleanliness and beauty, the one sacred patch
+of earth--we have believed, undoubtingly, that whilst customs such
+as these prevail, happiness and morality must be the people's lot;
+and that very fearful must be the responsibility of those who shall
+sow the first seeds of discord and dissension amongst the simple
+peasantry of so fair a land!
+
+The cathedrals of Denmark are of great antiquity. Those of Ribe, of
+Viboig in Jutland, of Lard, Ringsted, and Roeskilde, in Zealand,
+all date from the end of the eleventh, or the beginning of the
+twelfth century; since which remote period, in fact, no churches
+of any magnitude have been erected. Roeskilde is one of the oldest
+cities in the kingdom. In the tenth century it was the capital.
+Canute the Great may be considered as the originator and founder of
+its existing cathedral, which was completed in the year 1054. It
+has occasionally undergone slight repairs, but never any material
+alteration. The edifice is full of monuments of the queens and
+kings of the ancient race of Valdemar, as well as of those of the
+present dynasty. Some of the earliest sovereigns are inclosed within
+the shafts of the pillars, or in the walls themselves; a mode of
+sepulture, it would appear, as honourable as it is singular, since
+we find amongst the immured the great _Svend Etridsen_, and other
+renowned and pious benefactors of the church. In front of the
+altar is the simple sarcophagus of Margaret, the great queen of
+Scandinavia, erected by her successor, Eric the Pomeranian. The
+queen is represented lying at full length, with her hands devoutly
+folded on her breast. At this sarcophagus our author lingers for a
+moment to express sentiments which would have brought down upon him
+the anathemas of the good John Knox, could that pious queen-hater
+but have heard them. Mr Kohl defies you to produce, from the number
+of royal ladies who have held supreme power in the world, one
+instance of inadequacy and feebleness. Every where, he insists,
+examples of female nobility and strength of character are found
+linked with the destinies of kings who have earned for themselves no
+better titles than those of the _fainéant_ and the simple. The style
+of Roeskilde cathedral is pure Gothic; but in consequence of the
+additions which the _interior_ has received from time to time from
+kings and prelates, that portion of the edifice is more remarkable
+for historical interest than for purity of style or architectural
+beauty. One incident in connexion with this building must not
+be omitted. When Mr Kohl quitted the cathedral, he offered his
+cicerone a gratuity. The man respectfully declined accepting even
+the customary fees. The reason being asked of a Danish gentleman,
+the latter answered, that the man was a patriot, and proud of the
+historical monuments of his country; it would be degradation to take
+reward from a stranger who seemed so deeply interested in them.
+One would almost suspect that this honest fellow was _a verger of
+Westminster Abbey_!
+
+The church of St Kund, at Odense, was erected in honour of King
+Kund, murdered in the year 1100 in the church of St Alben, at
+Odense. The bones of the canonised were immured in the wall over
+the altar. Many sovereigns have been interred here. Indeed, it is a
+singular fact that the respective burial-places of every Christian
+king of Denmark, from the earliest times up to the present day,
+are traced without the slightest difficulty; whilst every heathen
+sovereign, of whom any historical record remains, lies buried
+beneath a mound within sight of Seire, the old heathen capital of
+the country. St Kund's church is of Gothic architecture. Amongst the
+many paintings that decorate its walls is one of a female, known as
+_Dandserinden_, or "The Dancer." She is the heroine of a tradition,
+met with under slightly modified forms in various parts of Denmark.
+It is to the following effect:--A young lady, of noble family, went
+accompanied by her mother to a ball; and being an indefatigable
+dancer, she declared to her parent, who bade her take rest, that she
+would not refuse to dance even though a certain gentleman himself
+should ask her as a partner. The words were scarcely uttered before
+a finely dressed youth made his appearance, held out his hand, and,
+with a profound obeisance, said, "Fair maiden, let us not tarry."
+The enthusiastic dancer accepted the proffered hand, and in an
+instant was with the moving throng. The music, at that moment,
+seemed inspired by some invisible power--the dancers whiled round
+and round, on and on, one after the other, whilst the standing
+guests looked upon all with dread horror. At length, the young
+lady grew pale--blood gushed from her mouth--she fell on the floor
+a corpse. But her partner, (we need not say who _he_ was,) first
+with a ghastly smile, then with a ringing laugh, seized her in his
+arms, and vanished with her through the floor. From that time she
+has been doomed to dance through the midnight hours, until she can
+find a knight bold enough to tread a measure with her. Regarding the
+sequel, however, there are a number of versions.
+
+Mr Kohl's volume adverts cursorily to the many institutions still
+existing in Denmark, which owe their origin to the days of Roman
+Catholicism, and have been formed upon the model of Catholic
+establishments. Several _Frökenstifts_, or lay nunneries, are
+still in being. They are either qualifications of some ancient
+monastic foundation, or they have been endowed from time to time
+by royal or private munificence. Each house has a lady superior,
+who is either chosen by the king or queen, or succeeds to the
+office by right of birth--some noble families having, in return
+for large endowments, a perpetual advowson for a daughter of the
+house. At these _Frökenstifts_, none but ladies of noble birth
+can obtain fellowships. As a large number of such noble ladies
+are far from wealthy, a comfortable home and a moderate salary
+are no small advantages. A constant residence within the cloister
+is not incumbent upon the "fellows;" but a requisition, generally
+attached to each presentation, obliges them to live in their _stift_
+for a certain number of weeks annually. The practice of founding
+institutions for ladies of noble birth has risen naturally in a
+country where _family_ is every thing, and wealth is comparatively
+small: where it is esteemed less degrading to live on royal bounty
+than to enter upon an occupation not derogatory to any but noble
+blood. The system of _pensioning_ in Denmark is a barrier to real
+national prosperity. Independence, self-respect, every consideration
+is lost sight of in the monstrous notion, that it is beneath a
+high-born man to earn his living by an honourable profession.
+Diplomacy, the army, and navy, are the three limited careers open
+to the aristocracy of Denmark; and since the country is poor, and
+the nobility, in their pride, rarely or never enrich themselves by
+plebeian alliances, it follows, of course, that a whole host of
+younger brothers, and a countless array of married and unmarried
+patricians, must fall back upon the bounty of the sovereign,
+administered in one shape or another. The Church and Law are made
+over to the middle classes. To such an extent is pride of birth
+carried, that without a title no one can be received at Court. In
+order, therefore, to admit such as are excluded by the want of
+hereditary rank, honorary but the most absurd titles are created.
+"_Glatsraad_," "_Conferenceraad_," Councillor of State, Councillor
+of Conference, carry with them no duties or responsibilities, but
+they obtain for their possessors the right of _entrée_, otherwise
+unattainable. In Germany, the titles of the people, from the
+under-turnpike-keeper's-assistant's lady, up to the wife of the
+lord with a hundred tails, are amusing enough. They have been
+sufficiently ridiculed by Kotzebue; but the distinctions of Denmark
+go far beyond them. A lady, whose husband holds the rank of major
+(and upwards) in the army, or of captain (and upwards) in the navy,
+or is of noble birth, is styled a _Frue_; her daughter is born a
+_Fröken_: but the wife of a private individual, with no blood worth
+the naming in her veins, is simply _Madame_, and her daughter's
+_Jomfrue_. You might as easily pull down Gibraltar as the prejudice
+which maintains those petty and frivolous distinctions. It is highly
+diverting to witness the painful distress of Mr Kohl at hearing
+ladies of noble birth addressed as _Frue Brahe_, _Frue Rosenkrands_,
+instead of by the sublime title of _Gnädige Frau_, eternally in the
+mouths of his own title-loving countrymen. It is singular, however,
+that whilst the Danes are so tenacious of honorary appellations,
+they are without those constant quantities, the _von_ and _de_
+of Germany and France. The _Sture_, the _Axe_, the _Trolle_, and
+the other nobles who, for ages, lived like kings in Denmark, were
+without a prefix to their names. _Greve_ and _Baron_ are words of
+comparatively modern introduction.
+
+There are about twenty high fiefs in Denmark--the title to hold one
+of these lordships, which bring with them many important privileges,
+being the possession of a certain amount of land, rated at the
+value of the corn it will produce. The owners are exempt from all
+payment of taxes, not only on their fiefs, but on their other
+lands: they have the supervision of officials in the district:
+are exempted from arrest or summons before an inferior court, to
+which the lesser nobility are liable; and they enjoy the right of
+appropriating to their own use all treasures found under the earth
+in their lordships. Next to these come the baronial fiefs; then
+the _stammehuser_, or houses of noble stock, all rated according
+to various measures of corn as the supposed amount of the land's
+produce; all other seats or estates are called _Gaarde_, Courts,
+or _Godser_, estates. The country residences of the nobility are
+strikingly elegant and tasteful. They are surrounded by lawns and
+parks in the English fashion, and often contain large collections
+of paintings and extensive libraries. Along the upper corridors
+of the country residences of the nobility are ranged large wooden
+chests, (termed _Kister_,) containing the household linen, kept in
+the most scrupulous order. Many of these _Kister_ are extremely
+ancient, and richly carved in oak. Every peasant family, too, has
+its _Kiste_, which holds the chief place in the sitting-room, and
+is filled with all the treasure, as well as all the linen, of
+the household. Amongst other lordly structures, Mr Kohl visited
+_Gysselfelt_,[3] near Nestned in Zealand. It was built in 1540
+by Peter Oxe, and still stands a perfect representation of the
+fortresses of the time. Its fosses yet surround it--the drawbridges
+are unaltered: and, round the roof, at equal distances, are the
+solid stone pipes from which boiling water or pitch has often been
+poured upon the heads of the assailants below. In the vicinity
+of this castle is _Bregentned_, the princely residence of the
+Counts _Moltke_. The _Moltke_ are esteemed the richest family in
+Denmark. Their ancestors having munificently endowed several lay
+nunneries, the eldest daughter of the house is born abbess-elect
+of the convent of _Gysselfelt_: the eldest son is addressed always
+as "His Excellence." The splendid garden, the fine collection of
+antiquities, the costly furniture and appointments that distinguish
+the abode at _Bregentned_ send Mr Kohl into ecstasies. He is equally
+charmed by the sight of a few cottages actually erected by the fair
+hands of the noble daughters of the House of Moltke. The truth is,
+Mr Kohl, republican as he is, is unequal to the sight of any thing
+connected with nobility. The work of a noble hand, the poor daub
+representing a royal individual, throws him immediately into a fever
+of excitement, and dooms his reader to whole pages of the most
+prosaic eloquence.
+
+ [3] Whilst in this neighbourhood, Mr Kohl should have explored
+ the Gunderler Wood, where stone circles and earth mounds are yet
+ carefully preserved, marking the site of one of the principal places
+ of sacrifice in heathen times. At _Gysselfelt_, a lay nunnery
+ exists, founded as recently as the year 1799.
+
+The condition of the peasantry of Denmark is described as much
+better--as indeed it is--than that of the labourers of any other
+country. If there is no superabundance of wealth in Denmark, there
+is likewise no evidence of abject poverty. The terms upon which the
+peasants hold their farms from the landed proprietors are by no
+means heavy; and their houses, their manner of dressing, and their
+merry-makings, of themselves certify that their position is easy,
+and may well bear a comparison with that of their brethren of other
+countries. Within the last twenty years, great improvements have
+been effected in agriculture, and the best English machines are now
+in common use amongst the labourers.
+
+Upon the moral and political condition of the Danish people at
+large, we will postpone all reflections, until the appearance of
+Mr Kohl's remaining volumes. We take leave of volume one, with
+the hope that the sequel of the work will faithfully furnish such
+interesting particulars as the readers of Mr Kohl have a right to
+demand, and he, if he be an intelligent traveller, has it in his
+power to supply. We do not say that this first instalment is without
+interest. It contains by far too much desultory digression; it has
+more than a sprinkling of German prosing and egotism: but many of
+its pages may be read with advantage and instruction. If the work is
+ever translated, the translator, if he hope to please the English
+reader, must take his pen in one hand and his shears in the other.
+
+
+
+
+LORD METCALFE'S GOVERNMENT OF JAMAICA.
+
+
+The death of Lord Metcalfe excited one universal feeling--that his
+country had lost a statesman whom she regarded with the highest
+admiration, and the warmest gratitude. The _Times_, and the other
+public journals, in expressing that feeling, could only give a
+general and abridged memoir of this great and good man. Every part
+of his public life--and that life commencing at an unusually early
+period--stamps him with the reputation of a statesman endowed in
+an eminent degree with all the qualities which would enable him
+to discharge the most arduous and responsible duties. Every part
+of it presents an example, and abounds in materials, from which
+public men may derive lessons of the most practical wisdom, and
+the soundest rules for their political conduct. His whole life
+should be portrayed by a faithful biographer, who had an intimate
+acquaintance with all the peculiar circumstances which constituted
+the critical, arduous, and responsible character of the trusts
+committed to him, and which called for the most active exercise of
+the great qualities which he possessed. That part of it which was
+passed in administering the government of Jamaica, is alone selected
+for comment in the following pages. It is a part, short indeed as
+to its space, but of sufficient duration to have justly entitled
+him, if he had distinguished himself by no other public service, to
+rank amongst the most eminent of those, who have regarded their high
+intellectual and moral endowments as bestowed for the purpose of
+enabling them to confer the greatest and most enduring benefits on
+their country, and who have actively and successfully devoted those
+qualities to that noble purpose.
+
+No just estimate of the nature, extent, and value of that service,
+and of those endowments, can be formed, without recalling the
+peculiar difficulties with which Lord Metcalfe had to contend, and
+which he so successfully surmounted, in administering the government
+of Jamaica.
+
+The only part of colonial society known in England, consisted of
+those West Indian proprietors who were resident here. They were
+highly educated--their stations were elevated--their wealth was
+great, attracting attention, and sometimes offending, by its
+display. It was a very prevalent supposition, that they constituted
+the whole of what was valuable, or wealthy, or respectable in
+West Indian colonial society; that those who were resident in the
+colonies could have no claim to either of these descriptions; and
+that they were the mere hired managers of the properties of the
+West Indians resident in England. This notion was entertained by
+the government. The hospitable invitations from the West Indians
+in England, which a Governor on the eve of his departure for
+his colony accepted, served to impress it strongly on his mind.
+He proceeded to his government with too low an estimate of the
+character, attainments, respectability, and property of those who
+composed the community over whom he was to preside. The nobleman or
+general officer on whom the government had been bestowed, entered on
+his administration, familiar, indeed, with the Parliament of Great
+Britain, and with what Mr Burke calls "her imperial character, and
+her imperial rights," but little acquainted with, and still less
+disposed to recognise, the rights and privileges of the Colonial
+Assemblies, although those assemblies, in the estimation of the same
+great authority, so exceedingly resembled a parliament in all their
+forms, functions, and powers, that it was impossible they should
+not imbibe some idea of a similar authority. "Things could not be
+otherwise," he adds; "and English colonies must be had on those
+terms, or not had at all." He could not, as Mr Burke did, "look
+upon the imperial rights of Great Britain, and the privileges which
+the colonies ought to enjoy under these rights, to be just the most
+reconcilable things in the world."
+
+The colonists, whose Legislative Assemblies had from the
+earliest period of their history, in all which regarded their
+internal legislation, exercised the most valuable privileges of
+a representative government, would, on their part, feel that the
+preservation of those privileges not only constituted their security
+for the enjoyment of their civil and political rights as Englishmen,
+but must confer on them importance, and procure them respect in the
+estimation of the government of the parent state. Thus, on the one
+hand, a governor, in his zeal to maintain the imperial rights, from
+the jealousy with which he watched every proceeding of the Assembly,
+and his ignorance of their constitution and privileges, not
+unfrequently either invaded these privileges, or deemed an assertion
+of them to be an infringement of the rights of the Imperial
+Parliament. On the other hand, the Colonists, with no less jealousy,
+watched every proceeding of the governor which seemed to menace any
+invasion of the privileges of their Assemblies, and with no less
+zeal were prepared to vindicate and maintain them. The Governor and
+the Colonial Assembly regarded each other with feelings which not
+only prevented him from justly appreciating the motives and conduct
+of the resident colonists, but confirmed, and even increased the
+unfavourable impressions he had first entertained. His official
+communications enabled him to impart to and induce the government
+to adopt the same impressions. The influence of these feelings, in
+like manner, on Colonial Assemblies and colonists too frequently
+prevented them from justly appreciating the motives of the Governor,
+from making some allowance for his errors, and too readily brought
+them into collision with him.
+
+It cannot be denied that those impressions exercised on both sides
+of the Atlantic an influence so strong, as to betray itself in the
+communications and recommendations, and indeed in the whole policy
+of the government, as well as in the legislation of the colonies.
+
+This imperfect acquaintance with the character of the resident
+colonists, and the unfavourable impression with which the
+proceedings and motives of their Legislative Assemblies were
+regarded, prevailed amongst the public in Great Britain.
+
+The colonial proprietors resident in Great Britain felt little
+sympathy, either with the colonial legislatures, or with those
+resident in the colonies. This want of sympathy may be attributed
+to a peculiarity which distinguished the planters of British from
+those of other European colonies. The latter considered the colony
+in which they resided as their home. The former regarded their
+residence in it as temporary. They looked to the parent state as
+their only home, and all their acquisitions were made with a view to
+enjoyment in that home. This feeling accompanied them to England.
+It was imbibed by their families and their descendants. The colony,
+which had been the source of their wealth and rank, was not, as
+she ought to have been, the object of their grateful affection.
+They regarded with indifference her institutions, her legislature,
+her resident community. From this want of sympathy, or from the
+want of requisite information, they made no effort to remove the
+unfavourable impressions with which the executive Government and
+the Assemblies regarded each other, or to promote the establishment
+of their relations in mutual conciliation and confidence.
+
+Another cause operated very powerfully in exciting a strong
+prejudice against the inhabitants of our West Indian colonies. The
+feeling which was naturally entertained against the slave trade and
+slave colonies was transferred to the resident colonists, and almost
+exclusively to them. By a numerous and powerful party, slavery had
+been contemplated in itself, and in the relations and interests
+which it had created, and its abolition had been endeavoured to be
+effected as if it were the crime of the colonies _exclusively_. It
+was forgotten "that it was," to use the language of Lord Stowel,
+"in a peculiar manner the crime of England, where it had been
+instituted, fostered, and encouraged, even to an excess which some
+of the colonies in vain endeavoured to restrain." Besides the acts
+passed by the legislatures of Pennsylvania and South Carolina, when
+those were British colonies, we find that when the Assembly of
+Jamaica, in 1765, was passing an act to restrain the importation
+of slaves into the colony, the governor of Jamaica informed the
+Assembly of that island, that, consistently with his instructions,
+he could not give his assent to a bill for that purpose, which had
+then been read twice. In 1774, the Jamaica Assembly attempted to
+prevent the further importation, by an increase of duties thereon,
+and for this purpose passed two acts. The merchants of Bristol and
+Liverpool petitioned against their allowance. The Board of Trade
+made a report against them. The agent of Jamaica was heard against
+that report; but, upon the recommendation of the Privy Council,
+the acts were disallowed, and the disallowance was accompanied
+by an instruction to the governor, dated 28th February 1775, by
+which he was prohibited, "upon pain of being removed from his
+government," from giving his assent to any act by which the duties
+on the importation of slaves should be augmented--"on the ground,"
+as the instruction states, "that such duties were to the injury and
+oppression of the merchants of this kingdom and the obstruction of
+its commerce."
+
+The opposition to the abolition of the slave trade was that of
+the merchants and planters resident in England, and to their
+influence on the members of the colonial legislature must be
+attributed whatever opposition was offered by the latter. In
+the interval between the abolition of the slave trade and that
+of slavery, the feelings of prejudice against them grew still
+stronger. Every specific measure by which this party proposed to
+ameliorate the condition of the slaves, was accompanied by some
+degrading and disqualifying remarks on the conduct of the resident
+inhabitants. An act of individual guilt was treated as a proof of
+the general depravity of the whole community. In consequence of
+the enthusiastic ardour with which the abolition of slavery was
+pursued, all the proposed schemes of amelioration proceeded on the
+erroneous assumption, that the progress of civilisation and of
+moral and religious advancement ought to have been as rapid amongst
+the slave population of the colonies, as it had been in England
+and other parts of Europe. It was forgotten, that until the slave
+trade was abolished, the inherent iniquity of which was aggravated
+by the obstacle it afforded to the progress of civilisation, every
+attempt to diffuse moral and religious instruction was impeded and
+counteracted by the superstitions and vices which were constantly
+imported from Africa. Thus, instead of the conciliation which
+would have rendered the colonists as active and zealous, as they
+must always be the _only efficient_, promoters of amelioration,
+irritation was excited, and they were almost proscribed, and placed
+without the pale of all the generous and candid, and just and
+liberal feelings which characterise Englishmen.
+
+This state of public feeling operated most injuriously in retarding
+and preventing many measures of amelioration which would have been
+made in the slave codes of the several colonies.
+
+Jamaica experienced, in a greater degree than any other colony, the
+effects of those unfavourable impressions with which the motives
+and proceedings of her legislature were regarded, and of those
+feelings of distrust and suspicion which influenced the relations
+of the executive government and the Assembly. Her Assembly was more
+sensitive, more zealous, more tenacious than any other colony in
+vindicating the privileges of her legislature, whenever an attempt
+was made to violate them. The people of Jamaica, when that colony
+first formed part of the British empire, did not become subjects
+of England by conquest--they were by birth Englishmen, who, by
+the invitation and encouragement of their sovereign, retained
+possession of a country which its former inhabitants had abandoned.
+They carried with them to Jamaica all the rights and privileges
+of British-born subjects. The proclamation of Charles II. is not
+a grant, but a declaration, confirmation, and guarantee of those
+rights and privileges. The constitution of Jamaica is based on those
+rights and privileges. It is, to use the emphatic language of Mr
+Burke, in speaking of our North American colonies, "a constitution
+which, with the exception of the commercial restraints, has every
+characteristic of a free government. She has the express image of
+the British constitution. She has the substance. She has the right
+of taxing herself through her representatives in her Assembly. She
+has, in effect, the sole internal government of the colony."
+
+The history of the colony records many attempts of the governor and
+of the government to deprive her of that constitution, by violating
+the privileges of her Assembly; but it records also the success
+with which those attempts were resisted, and the full recognition
+of those privileges by the ample reparation which was made for
+their violation. That very success rendered the people of Jamaica
+still more jealous of those privileges, and more determined in the
+uncompromising firmness with which they maintained them. But it did
+not render the governors or the home government less jealous or
+less distrustful of the motives and proceedings of the Assembly.
+As the whole expense of her civil, military, and ecclesiastical
+establishment was defrayed by the colony, with the exception of the
+salaries of the bishop, archdeacon, and certain stipendiary curates;
+and as that expense, amounting to nearly £400,000, was annually
+raised by the Assembly, it might have been supposed that the power
+of stopping the supplies would have had its effect in creating more
+confidence and conciliation, but it may be doubted whether it did
+not produce a contrary effect.
+
+The feelings entertained by the government towards the colonies,
+were invoked by the intemperate advocates for the immediate
+abolition of slavery, as the justification of their unfounded
+representations of the tyranny and oppression with which the
+planters treated their slaves. Happily, that great act of atonement
+to humanity, the abolition of slavery, has been accomplished; but
+the faithful historian of our colonies, great as his detestation
+of slavery may and ought to be, will yet give a very different
+representation of the relation which subsisted between master and
+slave. He will represent the negroes on an estate to have considered
+themselves, and to have been considered by the proprietor, as
+part of his family; that this self-constituted relationship was
+accompanied by all the kindly feelings which dependence on the one
+hand, and protection on the other, could create; and that such was
+the confidence with which both classes regarded each other, that,
+with fearless security, the white man and his family retired to
+their beds, leaving the doors and windows of their houses unclosed.
+These kindly feelings, and that confidence, were at length impaired
+by the increasing attempts to render the employers the objects
+of hatred. At the latter end of 1831, a rebellion of the most
+appalling nature broke out amongst the slave population. A district
+of country, not less than forty miles in extent, was laid waste.
+Buildings and other property, to the amount of more than a million
+in value, exclusive of the crops, were destroyed.
+
+In 1833, the act for the abolition of slavery was passed; and
+it cannot be denied, that the feelings of distrust and jealousy
+with which government had so long regarded the Assembly and their
+constituents, accompanied its introduction, progress, and details.
+They accompanied also the legislative measures adopted by the
+Assembly for carrying into effect its provisions, and especially
+those for establishing and regulating the apprenticeship. The
+manner in which the relative rights and duties of master and
+apprentices were discharged, was watched and examined with the same
+unfavourable feelings as if there had existed a design to make
+the apprenticeship a cover for the revival of slavery--an object
+which, even had there been persons wicked enough to have desired it,
+could never have been accomplished. There were persons in Jamaica
+exercising a powerful influence over the minds of the apprentices,
+who proclaimed to them their belief, that it was the design of their
+masters to reduce them to slavery, and who appealed to the suspicion
+and jealousy of the government as justifying and confirming that
+belief. Such was the influence of those feelings, that two attempts
+were made in Parliament to abolish the apprenticeship. They were
+unsuccessful; but enough had been said and done to fill the minds
+of the apprentices with the greatest distrust and suspicion of
+their masters. In June 1838, the Assembly was especially convened
+for the purpose of abolishing it. The governor, as the organ of
+her Majesty's government, distinctly told the Assembly that it was
+impossible to continue the apprenticeship. "I pronounce it," he
+says, "physically impossible to maintain the apprenticeship, with
+any hope of successful agriculture." The state to which the colony
+had been reduced, is told in the answer of the Assembly to this
+address: "Jamaica does, indeed, require repose; and we anxiously
+hope, that should we determine to remove an unnatural servitude,
+we shall be left in the exercise of our constitutional privileges,
+without interference." The colony was thus compelled to abolish
+the apprenticeship, although it had formed part of the plan of
+emancipation--not only that it might contribute to the compensation
+awarded for the abolition of slavery, but that it might become that
+intermediate state which might prepare the apprentices for absolute
+and unrestricted freedom, and afford the aid of experience in such
+legislation as was adapted to their altered condition. It was again
+and again described by the Secretary of State for the colonies, in
+moving his resolutions, "to be necessary not only for the security
+of the master, but for the welfare of the slave." The apprenticeship
+was thus abruptly terminated two years before the expiration of the
+period fixed by the act of the Imperial Parliament for its duration,
+before any new system of legislation had been adopted, and when the
+emancipated population had been taught to regard the planters with
+far less kindly feelings than those which they entertained in their
+state of slavery.
+
+The difficulties and dangers with which the colony was now
+threatened were such as would have appalled any prudent man, and
+would render it no less his interest than his duty to assist the
+Assembly in surmounting them. It was, however, the misfortune of
+Jamaica that her governor, from infirmity of body and of temper,
+far from endeavouring to surmount or lessen, so greatly increased
+these difficulties and dangers, that it appeared scarcely possible
+to extricate the colony from them. His conduct in the session of
+November 1838 was so gross a violation of the rights and privileges
+of the Assembly, as to leave that body no other alternative but that
+of passing a resolution, by which they refused to proceed to any
+other business, except that of providing the supplies to maintain
+the faith of the island towards the public creditor, until they had
+obtained reparation for this violation.
+
+This course had obtained the sanction, not only of long usage and
+practice, but of the government of the parent state. The history
+of Jamaica abounds in numerous instances where governors, who had
+by their conduct given occasion for its adoption, had been either
+recalled, or ordered by the Executive Government to make such
+communication to the Assembly as had the character of being an
+atonement for the violation of their privileges, and an express
+recognition of them. Upon this resolution being passed, the governor
+prorogued the Assembly. On being re-assembled, they adhered to their
+former resolution. The governor dissolved the Assembly. A general
+election took place, when the same members who had composed the
+large majority concurring on that resolution, were re-elected, and
+even an addition made to their majority. The Assembly, as might be
+expected, on being convened, adhered to their former resolution. It
+was then prorogued until the 10th of July 1839. The government, upon
+the urgent recommendation of the governor, and influenced by his
+misrepresentations, proposed to Parliament a measure for suspending
+the functions of the Legislative Assembly. Unjustifiable and
+reprehensible as this measure was, yet it is only an act of justice
+to the government of that day to remember that it originated, not
+only in the recommendation of the governor, supported also by that
+of the two preceding governors of Jamaica, but was sanctioned, and
+indeed urged on it, by several influential Jamaica proprietors and
+merchants, resident in London. Indeed, until the bill had been some
+time in the House of Commons, it was doubtful whether it would be
+opposed by Sir Robert Peel and his adherents. The determination of
+several members who usually supported the government, to oppose a
+measure destructive of the representative part of the constitution
+of this great colony, enabled him and his party to defeat the
+bill on the second reading. The government being thus left in a
+minority, resigned; but the attempt of Sir Robert Peel to form a
+ministry having failed, the former government was restored, and they
+introduced another bill, equally objectionable in its principles,
+and equally destructive of the representative branch of the
+Jamaica constitution. An amendment was proposed on the part of Sir
+Robert Peel, by the party then considered Conservative; but as the
+amendment would leave the bill still inconsistent with the rights of
+this popular branch of the constitution, they were deprived of the
+support of those who had before united with them in their opposition
+to the first bill, and they were therefore left in a minority.
+The bill passed the House of Commons. The amendment, which had
+been rejected, was adopted by the House of Lords, and the bill was
+passed. The powerful speeches of Lords Lyndhurst and Brougham, and
+those of the other noble lords by whom the amendment was supported,
+afford abundant evidence that they disapproved of the principles of
+the bill, and were unanswered and unanswerable arguments for its
+rejection.
+
+Lord John Russell, and other members of the government, might well
+believe, and express their prediction, that such a bill would not
+satisfy the Assembly, but that they would still refuse to resume
+their legislation; and that in the next session the House must adopt
+the original measure.
+
+It was in the power of the ministry, without resorting to any
+measure of undue interference which could have furnished their
+opponents with any ground of censure, by passively leaving the
+administration of the government of the colony to its ordinary
+course, and adopting the ordinary means of selecting a governor,
+to have fulfilled their own prediction. They might thus have
+saved themselves from the taunt with which Sir Robert Peel, in
+the debate on the 16th January 1840, attributed the satisfactory
+manner in which the Assembly of Jamaica had resumed their
+legislative proceedings, to "the opinion of the ministers having
+been overruled." But the conduct of Lord John Russell, who had then
+accepted the seals of secretary for the colonies, was influenced
+by higher motives. He immediately applied himself to secure, by
+confidence, the cordial co-operation of the Assembly of Jamaica,
+in that legislation which should promote the best interests of all
+classes of the community. For the accomplishment of this object,
+he anxiously sought for a governor who united the discretion,
+the judgment, the temper and firmness, which would promote that
+confidence, and obtain that co-operation, and, at the same time,
+maintain the dignity of the executive, and the supremacy of
+Parliament.
+
+From no consideration of personal or political connexion, but purely
+from the conviction that Lord Metcalfe was eminently distinguished
+by these qualities, Lord John Russell offered to him the Government
+of Jamaica. He had just returned from the East Indies, where he
+had displayed the greatest ability, and met with almost unexampled
+success. He had scarcely tasted the sweets of the repose which
+he had promised himself. His acceptance of the Government was a
+sacrifice of that repose to his high sense of duty, and to the noble
+desire of rendering a great public service to his country.
+
+But to little purpose would such a character have been selected,
+and to little purpose would he have possessed those eminent
+qualities, if he had been sent to Jamaica with instructions which
+would have controled their exercise. A more wise, just, and liberal
+policy was adopted by the government. Lord Metcalfe was left with
+the full, free, unfettered power of accomplishing, in his own
+manner, and according to his own discretion, the great object of
+his administration. Of the spirit of his instructions, and of the
+discretion and powers confided to him, he gives his own description
+in his answer to an address which, on his return to England, was
+presented him by the Jamaica proprietors resident in London, "I was
+charged by her Majesty's government with a mission of peace and
+reconciliation."
+
+It is scarcely possible to conceive a public trust so full of
+difficulties, and requiring the possession and exercise of so
+many high and rare qualities for its successful discharge, as
+the Government of Jamaica at the time it was undertaken by Lord
+Metcalfe. Some account has been given of the difficulties which
+attended the government of every West Indian colony, and of those
+which were peculiar to that of Jamaica. It should be added, that the
+office of Governor, independently of the difficulties occasioned by
+any particular event, is itself of so peculiar a character as to
+require no inconsiderable share of temper and address as well as
+judgment. He is the representative of his Sovereign, invested with
+many of the executive powers of sovereignty. He must constantly
+by his conduct maintain the dignity of his Sovereign. He cannot,
+consistently with either the usages of his office or the habits of
+society, detach himself from the community over which he presides
+as the representative of his Sovereign. It is necessary for him to
+guard against a possibility of his frequent and familiar intercourse
+with individuals, impairing their respect for him and his authority,
+and, at the same time, not deprive himself of the friendly
+disposition and confidence on their part which that intercourse may
+enable him to obtain. Especially must he prevent any knowledge of
+the motives and views of individuals with which this intercourse
+may supply him, from exercising too great, or, indeed, any apparent
+influence on his public conduct. It will be seen how well qualified
+Lord Metcalfe was to surmount, and how successfully he did surmount,
+all these difficulties.
+
+It has been stated, that the bill, even with the amendment it
+received in the House of Lords, was so inconsistent with the
+constitutional rights of Jamaica, that it was apprehended there
+would be great reluctance on the part of the Assembly to resume
+the exercise of its legislative functions. Considerations, which
+did honour to the character of that body, induced the members to
+overcome that reluctance, even before they had practical experience
+of the judicious and conciliatory conduct of Lord Metcalfe, and of
+the spirit in which he intended to administer his government. There
+was a party of noblemen and gentlemen, possessing considerable
+property in Jamaica, and of great influence in England, at the head
+of whom was that excellent man, the late Earl of Harewood, who had
+given their most cordial support, in and out of Parliament, to the
+agent of the colony in his opposition to the measure for suspending
+the legislative functions of the Assembly. They had thus acquired
+strong claims on the grateful attention of the legislature of
+Jamaica. In an earnest and affectionate appeal to the Assembly,
+they urged that body to resume its legislation. The Assembly and
+its constituents, with the generosity which has ever distinguished
+them, and with a grateful sense of the powerful support they had
+received from this party, felt the full force of their appeal.
+Lord Metcalfe, by his judicious conduct in relation to the bill,
+by the conciliatory spirit which his whole conduct on his arrival
+in Jamaica, and first meeting the Assembly, evinced, and by his
+success in impressing the members with the belief that her Majesty's
+government was influenced by the same spirit, inspired them with
+such confidence in the principles on which his government would be
+administered, that they did not insist on their objections to the
+bill, but resolved on resuming their legislation. They did resume
+it. "They gave him," to use his own language, "their hearty support
+and active co-operation in adopting and carrying into effect the
+views of her Majesty's government, and in passing laws adapted to
+the change which had taken place in the social relations of the
+inhabitants of Jamaica."
+
+Before we state the principles on which he so successfully conducted
+the government of Jamaica, and endeavour to represent the value
+of those services which, by its administration, he rendered to
+his country, we would select some of those qualities essential to
+constitute a great statesman, with which he was most richly endowed.
+He was entrusted with public duties of great responsibility at a
+very early period of life. Impressed with a deep sense of that
+responsibility, he felt that the faculties of his mind ought to
+be not only dedicated to the discharge of those duties, but that
+he ought to bestow on them that cultivation and improvement which
+could enable his country to derive the greatest benefit from them.
+He acquired the power of taking an enlarged and comprehensive view
+of all the bearings of every question which engaged his attention,
+and he exercised that power with great promptitude. He distinguished
+and separated with great facility and with great accuracy what was
+material from what was not in forming his judgment. He kept his
+mind always so well regulated, and its powers so entirely under
+his control--he preserved his temper so calm and unruffled--he
+resisted so successfully the approach of prejudice, that he was
+enabled to penetrate into the recesses of human conduct and motives,
+and to acquire the most intimate knowledge and the most practical
+experience of mankind.
+
+The acquisition of that experience is calculated to impress the
+statesman with an unfavourable opinion of his species, and to
+excite too general a feeling of distrust. This impression, unless
+its progress and effects are controlled, may exercise so great an
+influence as effectually to disable the judgment, frustrate the
+best intentions, and oppose so many obstacles as to render the
+noble character of a great and good statesman wholly unattainable.
+It is the part of wisdom no less than of benevolence, so far
+to control it, that it shall have no other effect than that of
+inducing caution, prudence, and circumspection. He will regard it
+as reminding him that those for whom he thinks and acts, are beings
+with the infirmities of our fallen nature; as teaching him to appeal
+to, and avail himself of the better feelings and motives of our
+nature; and, whenever it is practicable, to render those even of an
+opposite character the means of effecting good, and if that be not
+practicable, to correct and control them so as to deprive them of
+their baneful effects.
+
+Lord Metcalfe followed the dictates of his natural benevolence, no
+less than those of his excellent judgment, in applying to those
+purposes, and in this manner, his great knowledge and experience
+of mankind. Burke, who has been most truly called "the greatest
+philosopher in practice whom the world ever saw," has said, "that
+in the world we live in, distrust is but too necessary; some of
+old called it the very sinews of discretion. But what signify
+common-places, that always run parallel and equal? Distrust is
+good, or it is bad, according to our position and our purpose."
+Again, "there is a confidence necessary to human intercourse, and
+without which men are often more injured by their own suspicions,
+than they would be by the perfidy of others." No man knew better or
+made a more wise and judicious and successful application of these
+maxims of wisdom and benevolence than Lord Metcalfe. The grateful
+attachment of the community in which he lived abundantly proved that
+distrust, when it was required by his judgment, never impaired the
+kindness of his own disposition, or alienated from him the esteem
+and affection of others.
+
+The rock on which too often a governor has made shipwreck of his
+administration has been the selection of individuals or families on
+whom he bestowed his exclusive confidence. The jealousy and envy
+which this preference excited in others did not constitute the
+only or even the greatest part of the evil. The selected few were
+desirous of making themselves of importance, and inducing him to
+value their support as essential to the success of his government.
+With this view they attributed to others unfriendly feelings
+towards the governor which they never entertained, and endeavoured
+to persuade him that they themselves were the only persons on whom
+he could rely. Their professions betrayed him into the great error
+of too soon and too freely making them acquainted with the views
+and designs of his government. Lord Metcalfe was too wise and too
+just to have any favourites; towards all, he acted with a frankness,
+sincerity, and kindness which made all equally his friends. Lord
+Metcalfe united with singular equanimity of temper, an extraordinary
+degree of self-possession. He never was betrayed into an intimation
+of his opinions or intentions, if prudence required that they should
+not be known. The time when, and the extent to which such intimation
+should be given, were always the result of his previous deliberate
+judgment. But this reserve was accompanied with so much kindness
+and gentleness of manner, that it silenced any disappointment or
+mortification in not attaining that insight into his views which was
+sought. A short intercourse with Lord Metcalfe could not fail to
+satisfy the mind that any attempt to elicit from him opinions which
+he did not desire to impart, would be wholly fruitless.
+
+Another evil, no less injurious to the government than to the
+colony, was the hasty and imperfect estimate which governors formed
+of the motives and conduct of colonial legislatures. It had then
+been too frequent to represent those bodies as influenced by a
+hostile feeling, where no such feeling existed, and to exaggerate
+their difficulties in administering their government. Lord
+Metcalfe's administration was characterised by the candour with
+which he appreciated, the fidelity with which in his communications
+to her Majesty's government he represented, and the uncompromising
+honesty and firmness with which he vindicated the motives and
+acts of the Jamaica legislature, and repelled the prejudices, the
+misrepresentations, and calumnies by which it had been assailed.
+He brought to his administration, and never failed to evince, a
+constitutional respect for the institutions of the colony, and the
+strictest impartiality in maintaining the just rights of all classes
+of the community. Her Majesty's government continued to him that
+unlimited confidence he so well deserved, and left him to carry
+out his wise and beneficent principles of government. To cheer
+him in his noble undertaking, to bestow on the Assembly the most
+gratifying reward for their conduct, and to give them the highest
+assurance of the confidence of the government, the royal speech
+on the prorogation of Parliament contained her Majesty's gracious
+approbation of the disposition and proceedings of the legislature.
+
+So sound were the principles on which he administered the
+government--so firm and lasting was the confidence reposed in him
+by the assembly, that during his administration there was not the
+slightest interruption of the most perfect harmony between him and
+the different branches of the legislature. He had the satisfaction
+of witnessing a most beneficent change in the manner, the care,
+and spirit in which the acts of the colonial legislature were
+examined, objections to them treated, and amendments required, by
+the government. The acts were not, as before, at once disallowed;
+but the proposed amendments were made the subjects of recommendation
+by communications to the legislature from the governor. The Assembly
+felt this change, and met it in a corresponding spirit, which
+readily disposed them to adopt the recommendations of the government.
+
+Having fully and effectually accomplished the noble and Christian
+purpose with which he undertook the arduous duties of the
+government, he resigned it in June 1842. The state in which he left
+Jamaica, contrasted with that in which he found the colony on the
+commencement of his administration, was his rich reward. He came
+to Jamaica at a time when her legislation was suspended, mutual
+feelings of distrust and jealousy disturbing not only the relation
+between the governor and the legislature, but all the social
+relations in the colony; when laws were required for the altered
+state of society, and when the tranquillity and existence of the
+colony were placed in the greatest jeopardy. When he resigned the
+government, there had been effected a perfect reconciliation of the
+colony and the mother country; order and harmony, and good feeling
+amongst all classes had been restored; legislation had been resumed,
+laws had been passed adapted to the change which had taken place in
+the social relations of the inhabitants; and the cordial and active
+co-operation of the legislature had been afforded, notwithstanding
+the financial difficulties of the colony, in extending at a great
+cost the means of religious and moral instruction, and in making
+the most valuable improvements in the judicial system. He quitted
+the shores of Jamaica beloved, respected, and revered, with a
+gratitude and real attachment which few public men ever experienced.
+The inhabitants of Jamaica raised to him a monument which might
+mark their grateful homage to his memory. But there is engraven
+on the hearts of the public of Jamaica another memorial, in the
+affectionate gratitude and esteem with which they will feel the
+enduring blessings of his government, and recall his Christian
+charity, ever largely exercised in alleviating individual distress;
+his kindness and condescension in private life; and his munificent
+support of all their religious and charitable institutions, and of
+every undertaking which could promote the prosperity and happiness
+of the colony.
+
+On Lord Metcalfe's arrival in England, a numerous meeting of the
+Jamaica proprietors and merchants was held, and an address presented
+to him, in which they offered him the tribute of their warmest
+and sincerest gratitude for the benefits which he had conferred
+on the colony "by the eminent talents, the wise, and just, and
+liberal principles which made his administration of the government
+a blessing to the colony, and had secured him the affection of all
+classes of the inhabitants, as well as the high approbation of his
+sovereign."
+
+His answer to that address was a beautiful illustration of
+the unaffected modesty, of the kindness and benevolence of
+his disposition, and of the principles which influenced his
+administration. "Charged by her Majesty's government with a mission
+of peace and reconciliation, I was received in Jamaica with open
+arms. The duties which I had to perform were obvious; my first
+proceedings were naturally watched with anxiety; but as they
+indicated good-will and a fair spirit, I obtained hearty support and
+co-operation. My task in acting along with the spirit which animated
+the colony was easy. Internal differences were adjusted--either by
+being left to the natural progress of affairs, during which the
+respective parties were enabled to apprehend their real interests;
+or by mild endeavours to promote harmony, and discourage dissension.
+The loyalty, the good sense, and good feeling of the colony did
+every thing."
+
+The beneficial effects of his administration did not cease on his
+resignation. The principles on which he had conducted it, were
+such, that an adherence to them could not fail to secure similar
+effects in every succeeding government. It was his great object
+to cultivate such mutual confidence and good feeling between her
+Majesty's government and the legislature, and all classes of the
+colony, as would influence and be apparent in the views and measures
+of the government, and as would secure the cordial co-operation
+of the legislature in adopting them. In promoting that object, he
+was ever anxious to supply the government with those means, which
+his local information and experience could alone furnish, of fully
+understanding and justly appreciating the views and measures of
+the Assembly. He was sensibly alive to whatever might impair the
+confidence of the government in that body. It was his desire to
+convey the most faithful representations himself, and to correct
+any misrepresentations conveyed by others. In a word, it was his
+constant object to keep the government fully and faithfully informed
+of all which would enable it to render justice to the colony.
+Until Lord Metcalfe's administration, her Majesty's government
+never understood, and never rightly appreciated, the motives and
+conduct of the legislature of Jamaica, and never did they know
+the confidence which might be bestowed on that legislature, and
+the all-powerful influence which, by means of that confidence,
+could be exercised on its legislation. The foundation for the
+most successful, because the most beneficial, government was thus
+permanently laid by Lord Metcalfe.
+
+Lord Elgin succeeded Lord Metcalfe as the governor of Jamaica. He
+had the wisdom to follow the example of his predecessor, and adopt
+his principles of government, and pursue the path which he had
+opened. His administration was uninterrupted by any misunderstanding
+between the executive government and the Assembly. It merited and
+received the approbation of his sovereign, and the gratitude of the
+colony.
+
+More than six years have elapsed since Lord Metcalfe entered on
+the government of Jamaica. During that space of time, in the
+former history of the colony, there were frequent dissolutions or
+prorogations caused by some dispute between the government and the
+Assembly, or between the different branches of the legislature.
+Since the appointment of Lord Metcalfe, no misunderstanding has
+arisen, but perfect harmony has prevailed amongst them. The
+principles of Lord Metcalfe, which established the relations between
+the government of the parent state and the various branches of the
+legislature of Jamaica, and between all classes of society there,
+in perfect confidence and good feeling, and entirely excluded
+distrust and suspicion, were so strongly recommended by the enduring
+success of his administration, that it is not possible to anticipate
+that they will ever be forgotten or abandoned. There can be no
+difficulties which may not be surmounted, and confidence can never
+be supplanted by distrust: there can be no governor of Jamaica whose
+administration will not have merited and received the approbation
+of his sovereign, and the gratitude of the colony, so long as he
+religiously follows the example, and adheres to the principles
+of Lord Metcalfe. By such an adherence to these principles,
+Jamaica will retain, not the remembrance alone of the wisdom, the
+justice, the benevolence of his administration, and the blessings
+it conferred, but she will enjoy, in every succeeding generation,
+the same administration, for although directed by another hand,
+it will be characterised by the sane wisdom, the same justice and
+beneficence, and confer on her the same blessings.
+
+But as the beneficent effects of his government are not limited in
+their duration to the time, so neither are they confined to the
+colony, in which it was administered. The same experience of its
+success, and the same considerations no less of interest than of
+duty, recommend and secure the adoption of its principles in the
+administration of the government of every other colony, as well as
+of Jamaica. Such was the impression with which the other British
+colonies regarded his administration in Jamaica. They considered
+that the same principles on which the government of Jamaica had
+been administered, would be adopted in the administration of their
+governments. Shortly after Lord Metcalfe's return from Jamaica, a
+numerous and influential body, interested in the other colonies,
+presented him with an address, expressing "the sentiments of
+gratitude and admiration with which they appreciated the ability,
+the impartiality, and the success of his administration of the
+government of Jamaica. They gratefully acknowledged his undeviating
+adherence to those just and liberal principles by which alone
+the relations between the parent state and the colonies can be
+maintained with the feelings essential to their mutual honour
+and welfare; and they expressed their conviction, that, as his
+administration must be the unerring guide for that of every other
+colony, so its benefits will extend to the whole colonial empire
+of Great Britain." Thus, by his administration of the government
+of one colony, during only the short space of two years, he laid
+the foundation for that permanent union of this and all the other
+colonies with the parent state, which would secure the welfare and
+happiness of the millions by whom they are inhabited, and add to the
+strength, the power, and splendour of the British empire.
+
+Such is a faint record of only two years of the distinguished
+public life of this great and good man. How few statesmen have ever
+furnished materials for such a record? What greater good can be
+desired for our country, than that the example of Lord Metcalfe,
+and his administration of Jamaica, may ever be "the guide-post and
+land-mark" in her councils for the government of all her colonies,
+and may ever exercise a predominant influence in the relations
+between them and the parent state?
+
+
+
+
+ANNALS AND ANTIQUITIES OF LONDON.
+
+ _An Antiquarian Ramble in the Streets of London; with Anecdotes
+ of their more celebrated Residents._ By J. T. SMITH, late Keeper
+ of the Prints and Drawings in the British Museum, Author of
+ _Nollekins and his Times_, &c.
+
+
+What is London? Walk into Lombard Street, and ask the Merchant;
+he will tell you at once--the Docks and the Custom-House, Lloyd's
+and the Bank, the Exchange, Royal or Stock. Drive your cab to
+the Carlton, and learn that it is Pall-mall and the Clubs, St
+James's and the Parks, Almack's and the Opera. Carry your question
+and your fee together to legal chambers, and be told that it is
+Westminster and Chancery Lane, Lincoln's Inn and the Temple. All
+that remains of mankind, that is not to be numbered in these several
+categories, will tell you it is a huge agglomeration of houses and
+shops, churches and theatres, markets and monuments, gas-pipes and
+paving-stones. Believe none--Yes, believe them all! We make our
+London, as we make our World, out of what attracts and interests
+ourselves. Few are they who behold in this vast metropolis a
+many-paged volume, abounding in instruction, offering to historian
+and philosopher, poet and antiquary, a luxuriant harvest and
+never-failing theme. We consider London, with reference to what
+it is and may become, not to what it has been. The present and
+the future occupy us to the exclusion of the past. We perambulate
+the great arteries of the Monster City, from Tyburn to Cornhill,
+from Whitechapel to the Wellington statue, and our minds receive
+no impression, save what is directly conveyed through our eyes; we
+pass, unheeding, a thousand places and objects rich in memories of
+bygone days, of strange and stirring events--great men long since
+deceased, and customs now long obsolete. We care not to dive into
+the narrow lanes and filthy alleys, where, in former centuries, sons
+of Genius and the Muses dwelt and starved; we seek not the dingy
+old taverns where the wit of our ancestors sparkled; upon the spot
+where a hero fell or a martyr perished, we pause not to gaze and
+to recall the memories of departed virtue and greatness. We are a
+matter-of-fact generation, too busy in money-getting to speculate
+upon the past. So crowded has the world become, that there is scarce
+standing-room; and even the lingering ghosts of olden times are
+elbowed and jostled aside. It is the triumph of the tangible and
+positive over the shadowy and poetical.
+
+Things which men will not seek, they often thankfully accept when
+brought to them in an attractive form and without trouble. Upon this
+calculation has the book before us been written. It is an attempt
+to convey, in amusing narrative, the history, ancient, mediæval,
+and modern, of the streets and houses of London. For such a work,
+which necessarily partakes largely of the nature of a compilation,
+it is obvious that industry is more essential than talent--extensive
+reading than a brilliant pen. Both of industry and reading Mr Smith
+makes a respectable display, and therefore we shall not cavil at
+any minor deficiencies. His subject would have been better treated
+in a lighter and more detached form; and, in this respect, he
+might have taken a hint from an existing French work of a similar
+nature, relating to Paris. But his materials are too sterling and
+interesting to be spoiled by any slight mistake in the handling. He
+has accumulated a large mass of information, quotation, and extract;
+and although few persons may read his book continuously from
+beginning to end, very many, we are sure, will dip with pleasure and
+interest into its pages.
+
+West and East would have been no inappropriate title for Mr Smith's
+twin volumes. In the first, he keeps on the Court side of Temple
+Bar; the second he devotes to the City. As may be supposed, the
+former is the more sprightly and piquant chronicle; but the latter
+does not yield to it in striking records and interesting historical
+facts. Let us accompany the antiquarian on his first ramble, from
+Hyde Park Corner to Charing Cross, starting from Apsley House, of
+which, although scarcely included in the design of his work, as
+announced on the title-page, he gives, as of various other modern
+buildings, a concise account.
+
+How few individuals of the human tide that daily flows and ebbs
+along Piccadilly are aware, that within a century that aristocratic
+quarter was a most disreputable outlet from London. The ground now
+covered with ranges of palaces, the snug and select district of
+May Fair, dear to opulent dowagers and luxurious _célibataires_,
+was occupied, but a short hundred years since, by a few detached
+dwellings in extensive gardens, and by a far larger number of low
+taverns. Some of these, as the White Horse and Half Moon, have
+given their names to the streets to which their bowling-greens and
+skittle-alleys tardily gave way. The Sunday excursions of the lower
+orders were then more circumscribed than at present; and these
+Piccadilly publics were much resorted to on the Sabbath, in the
+manner of a country excursion; for Piccadilly was then the country.
+"Among the advertisements of sales by auction in the original
+edition of the _Spectator_, in folio, published in 1711, the mansion
+of Streater, jun., is advertised as _his country house_, being near
+Bolton Row, in Piccadilly; his town residence was in Gerrard Street,
+Soho." The taverns nearest to Hyde Park were chiefly patronised by
+the soldiers, particularly, we are informed, on review days, when
+they sat in rows upon wooden benches, placed in the street for their
+accommodation, combing, soaping, and powdering each other's hair.
+The bad character of the neighbourhood, and perhaps, also, the
+nuisance of May Fair, which lasted for fifteen days, and was not
+abolished till 1708, prevented the ground from increasing in value;
+and accordingly we find that Mr Shepherd, after whom Shepherd's
+Market was named, offered for sale, as late as the year 1750,
+his freehold mansion in Curzon Street, and its adjacent gardens,
+for five hundred pounds. At that price it was subsequently sold.
+Houses there were, however, in the then despised neighbourhood
+of Piccadilly, of high value; but it arose from their intrinsic
+magnificence, which counterbalanced the disadvantages of situation.
+Evelyn mentions having visited Lord John Berkeley at his stately
+new house, which was said to have cost thirty thousand pounds, and
+had a cedar staircase. He greatly commends the gardens, and says
+that he advised the planting of certain holly-hedges on the terrace.
+Stratton Street was built on the Berkeley estate, and so named in
+compliment to the Stratton line of that family. At what is now
+the south end of Albemarle Street, stood Clarendon House, built,
+as Bishop Burnet tells us, on a piece of ground granted to Lord
+Clarendon by Charles II. The Earl wished to have a plain ordinary
+house, but those he employed preferred erecting a palace, whose
+total cost amounted to fifty thousand pounds.
+
+"During the war," says the Bishop, "and in the plague year, he had
+about three hundred men at work, which he thought would have been an
+acceptable thing, when so many men were kept at work, and so much
+money, as was duly paid, circulated about. But it had a contrary
+effect: it raised a great outcry against him." The sale of Dunkirk
+to the French for four hundred thousand pounds, had taken place only
+three years before, and was still fresh in men's minds. The odium of
+this transaction fell chiefly on Lord Clarendon, who was accused of
+pocketing a share of its profits; and the people gave the name of
+Dunkirk House to his new mansion. Others called it Holland House,
+thereby insinuating that it was built with bribes received from the
+Dutch, with whom this country then waged a disastrous war. In spite
+of popular outcry, however, the house was completed in 1667, the
+year of Clarendon's disgrace and banishment. Fifteen years later,
+after his death, his heir sold the place to the Duke of Albemarle
+for twenty-five thousand pounds, just half what it cost; and the
+Duke parted with it for ten thousand more. Finally, it was pulled
+down to make room for Albemarle and Stafford Streets; of which
+latter, as appears from old plans of London, the centre of Clarendon
+House occupied the entire site.
+
+Piccadilly was formerly the headquarters of the makers of leaden
+figures. The first yard for this worthless description of statues
+was founded by John Van Nost, one of the numerous train of Dutchmen
+who followed William III. to England. His establishment soon had
+imitators and rivals; and, in 1740, there were four of these
+figure-yards in Piccadilly, all driving a flourishing trade in
+their leaden lumber. The statues were as large as life, and often
+painted. "They consisted of Punch, Harlequin, Columbine, and other
+pantomimical characters; mowers whetting their scythes, haymakers
+resting on their rakes, gamekeepers in the act of shooting, and
+_Roman_ soldiers with _firelocks_; but, above all, that of a
+kneeling African with a sundial upon his head, found the most
+extensive sale." Copies from the antique were also there, and had
+many admirers; but the unsuitableness of the heavy and pliable
+material was soon discovered, and, after a brief existence, the
+figure-yards died a natural death.
+
+On the etymology of the word Piccadilly, Mr Smith expends much
+erudite research, without, as it appears to us, arriving at a
+very definite or satisfactory conclusion. A pickadill is defined
+by Blount, in his _Glossography_, as "the round hem of a garment,
+or other thing; also a kinde of stiff collar, made in fashion of
+a band." Hence Mr Smith infers, that the famous ordinary near St
+James's, which first bore the name of Piccadilly, may have received
+it because at that time it was the outmost or skirt-house of the
+suburb. The derivation is ingenious, but rather far-fetched. Another
+notion is, that a certain Higgin, a tailor, who built the house,
+had acquired his money by the manufacture of pickadills, then in
+great vogue. The orthography of the name has varied considerably.
+Evelyn mentions in his memoirs, that, as one of the commissioners
+for reforming the buildings and streets of London, he ordered the
+paving of the road from St James's North, "which was a quagmire,"
+and likewise of the Haymarket about "Pigudello." In the same year,
+however, 1662, it is found inscribed in tradesmen's tokens as
+Pickadilla; and this appears to be the most ancient mode of spelling
+it. In _Gerard's Herbal_, published in the reign of Queen Elizabeth,
+(1596,) the author, talking of the "small wild buglosse," says
+that this little flower "growes upon the drie ditch bankes about
+Pickadilla."
+
+Where Bennet and Arlington Streets now stand, was formerly the
+celebrated mulberry gardens, referred to by Malone as a favourite
+haunt of Dryden, who loved to eat tarts there with his mistress,
+Anne Reeve. To the polite ears of the nineteenth century, the
+very name of a public garden is a sound of horror; and to see
+the cream of _the ton_ taking their evening lounge at Cremorne,
+or the "Royal Property," and battening upon mulberry tarts and
+sweetened wine, would excite as much astonishment as if we read in
+the _Moniteur_ that the Duchess of Orleans had led a _galop_ at
+Musard's masquerade. In the easy-going days of the second Charles,
+things were very different, and a fashionable company was wont to
+collect at the Mulberry Garden, to sit in its pleasant arbours,
+and feast upon cheesecakes and syllabubs. The ladies frequently
+went in masks, which was a great mode at that time, and one often
+adopted by the court dames to escape detection in the intrigues
+and mad pranks they so liberally permitted themselves. "In _The
+Humorous Lovers_, a comedy written by the Duke of Newcastle,[4] and
+published in 1677, the third scene of Act I. is in the Mulberry
+Garden. Baldman observes to Courtly, ''Tis a delicate plump wench;
+now, a blessing on the hearts of them that were the contrivers of
+this garden; this wilderness is the prettiest convenient place to
+woo a widow, Courtly.'" One can hardly fancy a wilderness in the
+heart of St James's, except of houses; but the one mentioned in the
+above passage had ceased to exist at the time the play appeared, at
+least as a place of public resort. Five years previously, the King
+had granted to Henry Earl of Arlington, "that whole piece or parcel
+of ground called the Mulberry Gardens, together with eight houses,
+with their appurtenances thereon," at a rent of twenty shillings per
+annum. Goring House, in which Mr Secretary Bennet, afterwards Earl
+of Arlington, resided, was probably one of these eight houses. Two
+years subsequently to the grant, it was burnt down, and the earl
+removed to Arlington House, which stood on the site of Buckingham
+Palace. Sheffield, Duke of Buckingham, bought the former, pulled it
+down in 1703, and erected a new mansion, which was sold to the crown
+by his son, and allotted, in 1775, as a residence for the Queen,
+instead of Somerset House.
+
+ [4] It was by the Duchess of Newcastle, according to Pepys, that
+ this play was written. In his Diary he says, under date of the
+ 11th April 1667:--"To Whitehall, thinking there to have seen the
+ Duchess of Newcastle coming this night to court to make a visit to
+ the Queen. The whole story of this lady is a romance, and all she
+ does is romantic. Her footmen in velvet coats, and herself in an
+ antique dress, as they say; and was the other day at her own play,
+ _The Humorous Lovers_, the most ridiculous thing that ever was
+ wrote, but yet she and her lord mightily pleased with it; and she
+ at the end made her respects to the players from her box, and did
+ give them thanks." This was the eccentric dame who kept a maid of
+ honour sitting up all night, to write down any bright idea or happy
+ inspiration by which she might be visited.
+
+We are glad to learn from Mr Smith, that there is a plan on foot
+for the removal of the confined, dirty, and unwholesome district
+between Buckingham Palace and Westminster Abbey, now one of the
+vilest parts of the metropolis, the favourite abode of thieves,
+beggars, pawnbrokers, and gin-sellers. The streets adjacent to the
+palace have at no time been of the most spacious or respectable
+description, although Pimlico is vastly improved from what it was
+in the days of Ben Jonson, who uses the name to express all that
+was lowest and most disreputable. In his play of _The Alchymist_,
+he says, "Gallants, men and women, and of all sorts, tag-rag and
+bob-tail, have been seen to flock here in threaves, these ten
+weeks, as to a second Hoxton or Pimlico." And again, "besides
+other gallants, oysterwomen, sailors' wives, tobacco-men--another
+Pimlico." _Apropos_ of the gin-palaces which have replaced the
+old-fashioned public-houses that abounded some twenty years ago
+in Westminster, Mr Smith makes a digression on the subject of
+drunkenness, and quotes some curious particulars from an old
+treatise, called _The London and Country Brewer_. "Our drunkenness,
+as a national vice," says the writer, "takes its date from the
+restoration of Charles the Second, or a few years later." It may
+be questioned whether drunkenness was not pretty well established
+as an English vice long before the period here referred to. We
+have the authority of various writers, however, for its having
+greatly increased about the time of the Stuarts' restoration. "A
+spirit of extravagant joy," says Burnet, in his _History of his
+own Times_, "spread over the nation. All ended in entertainments
+and drunkenness, which overrun the three kingdoms to such a
+degree, that it very much corrupted all their morals. Under the
+colour of drinking the King's health, there were great disorders,
+and much riot every where." This was no unnatural reaction after
+the stern austerity of the Protectorate. "As to the materials,
+(of drunkenness,") continues _The Brewer_, "beer and ale were
+considerable articles; they went a great way in the work at first,
+but were far from being sufficient; and then strong waters came into
+play. The occasion was this: In the Dutch wars it had been observed
+that the captains of the Hollanders' men-of-war, when they were
+about to engage with our ships, usually set a hogshead of brandy
+abroach afore the mast, and bid the men drink _sustick_, that they
+might fight _lustick_; and our poor seamen felt the force of the
+brandy to their cost. We were not long behind them; but suddenly
+after the war we began to abound in strong-water shops." Even
+the chandlers and the barber-surgeons kept stores of spirituous
+compounds, for the most part of exceeding bad quality, but sweetened
+and spiced, and temptingly displayed in rows of glass bottles, under
+Latin names of imposing sound. Aniseed-water was the favourite
+dram; until the French, finding out the newly-acquired taste of
+their old enemies, deluged the English markets with brandy, which
+was recommended by the physicians, and soon acquired universal
+popularity. It was sold about the streets in small measures, at a
+halfpenny and a penny each; and the consumption was prodigious,
+until a war broke out with France, when the supply of course
+stopped, and the poor were compelled to return to their _aqua vitæ_
+and _aqua mirabilis_, or, better than either, to the ale-glass.
+When speaking of the royal cockpit at Whitehall, Mr Smith tells
+us of "Admiral M'Bride, a brave sailor of the old school, who
+constantly kept game-cocks on board his ship, and on the morning of
+an action, endeavoured, and that successfully, to animate his men by
+the spectacle of a cock-fight between decks." This, if not a very
+humane expedient, according to modern notions, was at any rate an
+improvement upon Dutch courage, with which British seamen of the
+present day would scorn to fortify themselves.
+
+St James's Park, originally a swamp, was first inclosed by Harry
+the Eighth, but little was done towards its improvement and
+embellishment until after the Restoration. It was within its
+precincts, that in July 1626 Lord Conway assembled the numerous
+and troublesome French retinue of Queen Henrietta Maria, and
+communicated to them the king's pleasure that they should
+immediately quit the country. The legion of hungry foreigners,
+including several priests and a boy bishop, scarcely of age, had
+hoped long to fatten upon English soil, and they received their
+dismissal with furious outcry and loud remonstrance. Their royal
+mistress also was greatly incensed, and broke several panes of glass
+with her fists, in no very queenly style. But Charles for once was
+resolute; the Frenchmen had, to use his own expressions, so dallied
+with his patience, and so highly affronted him, that he could no
+longer endure it. They found, however, all sorts of pretexts to
+delay their departure, claiming wages and perquisites which were
+not due, and alleging that they had debts in London, and could not
+go away till these were discharged. L'Estrange, in his Life of
+Charles I., and D'Israeli in his _Commentaries_, gives many curious
+particulars of the proceedings of this troop of bloodsuckers.
+Under pretence of perquisites, they pillaged the queen's wardrobe
+and jewel-case, not leaving her even a change of linen. The king
+accorded them a reasonable delay for their preparations, but
+at last he lost all patience, as will be seen by the following
+characteristic letter to the Duke of Buckingham, dated from Oaking,
+the 7th of August 1626:
+
+ "STEENIE,--I have received your letter by Dic Greame, (Sir
+ Richard Graham.) This is my answer: I command you to send all
+ the French away to-morrow out of the towne, if you can by fair
+ means, (but stike not long in disputing,) otherways force them
+ away, dryving them away lyke so manie wilde beastes, until ye
+ have shipped them, and so the devil goe with them. Let me heare
+ no answer, but of the performance of my command. So I rest your
+ faithful, constant, loving friend, C. R."
+
+Thereupon the debts of the obnoxious French were paid, their claims,
+both just and unjust, satisfied, presents given to some of them,
+and they set out for Dover, nearly forty coaches full. "As Madame
+St George, whose vivacity is always described as extremely French,
+was stepping into the boat, one of the mob could not resist the
+satisfaction of flinging a stone at her French cap. An English
+courtier, who was conducting her, instantly quitted his charge, ran
+the fellow through the body, and quietly returned to the boat. The
+man died on the spot, but no further notice appears to have been
+taken of the inconsiderate gallantry of the English courtier."
+
+The Stuarts were commonly plagued with the foreign attendants
+of their wives. When Charles the Second's spouse, Catherine of
+Braganza, arrived in England, she was escorted by a train of
+Portuguese ladies, who highly disgusted the king and his court,
+less, however, by their Papistry and greediness, than by their
+surpassing ugliness and obstinate adherence to the fashions of
+their country. "Six frights," says Anthony Hamilton in his memoirs
+of Count Grammont, "who called themselves maids of honour, and a
+duenna, another monster, who took the title of governess to these
+extraordinary beauties. Among the men were Francisco de Melo, and
+one Tauravedez, who called himself Don Pedro Francisco Correo
+de Silva, extremely handsome, but a greater fool than all the
+Portuguese put together; he was more vain of his names than his
+person; but the Duke of Buckingham, a still greater fool than he,
+though more addicted to raillery, gave him the name of Peter of
+the Wood. He was so enraged at this, that, after many fruitless
+complaints and ineffectual menaces, poor Pedro de Silva was
+obliged to leave England; while the happy duke kept possession of
+a Portuguese nymph more hideous than the queen's maids of honour,
+whom he had taken from him, as well as two of his names. Besides
+these, there were six chaplains, four bakers, a Jew perfumer, and a
+certain officer, probably without an office, who called himself her
+highness's barber." Evelyn also tells us, that "the queen arrived
+with a train of Portuguese ladies in their monstrous fardingals
+or guard-infantas, their complexions olivader, and sufficiently
+unagreeable;" and Lord Clarendon talks of "a numerous family of men
+and women, that were sent from Portugal"--the women "old and ugly
+and proud, incapable of any conversation with persons of quality and
+a liberal education; and they desired, and indeed had conspired so
+far to possess the queen herself, that she should neither learn the
+English language, nor use their habit, nor depart from the manners
+and fashions of her own country in any particulars." Although the
+Infanta herself was by no means ill-looking, her charms did not
+come up to those of the flattered portrait which her mother, the
+old Queen of Portugal, had sent to Charles; and it is possible that
+the selection of plain women for her retinue had been intentional,
+that their ugliness might serve as a foil to her moderate amount of
+beauty. After a short time, however, the majority of these uncomely
+Lusitanians were sent back to their native country.
+
+To return to Mr Smith and St James's Park. After his Restoration,
+Charles the Second, who, as worthy Thomas Blount says in his
+Boscobel, had been hunted to and fro like a "partridge upon the
+mountains," became very _casanier_, decidedly stay-at-home, in
+his habits, and cared little to absent himself from London and
+its vicinity. He had had buffeting and wandering enough in his
+youth, and, on ascending the throne of his unfortunate father,
+he thought of little besides making himself comfortable in his
+capital, careless of expense, which, even in his greatest need, he
+seems never to have calculated. He planted the avenues of the park,
+made a canal and an aviary for rare birds, which gave the name to
+Bird-Cage Walk. Amongst other freaks, and to provide for a witty
+Frenchman who amused him, he erected Duck Island into a government.
+Charles de St Denis, seigneur of St Evremond, who had been banished
+from France for a satire on Cardinal Mazarine, was the first and,
+it is believed, the last governor. He drew the salary attached
+to the appointment, which was certainly a more lucrative than
+honourable one for a man of his talents and reputation. According
+to Evelyn, Charles stored the park with "numerous flocks of fowle.
+There were also deer of several countries--white, spotted like
+leopards; antelopes, as elk, red deer, roebucks, staggs, Guinea
+grates, Arabian sheep," &c. In the Mall, also made by him, Charles
+played at ball and took his daily walk. "Here," says Colley Cibber,
+"Charles was often seen amid crowds of spectators, feeding his
+ducks and playing with his dogs, affable even with the meanest of
+his subjects." Mr Smith regrets the diminished affability and less
+accessible mood of sovereigns of the nineteenth century, although he
+admits that the populace of France and England are at the present
+day too rude for it to be advisable that kings and queens should
+walk amongst them with the easy familiarity of the second Charles.
+Of that there can be very little doubt. Even Charles, whose dislike
+of ceremony and restraint, and love of gossip and new faces, were
+cause, at least as much as any desire for popularity, that he thus
+mingled with the mob, occasionally experienced the disagreeables
+of his undignified manner of life. Aubrey the credulous, Mr Smith
+tells us, relates in his Miscellanies the following anecdote of
+an incident that occurred in the Park. "Avise Evans had a fungous
+nose, and said that it was revealed to him that the king's hand
+would cure him: and at the first coming of King Charles II. into St
+James's Park, he kissed the king's hand, and rubbed his nose with
+it, which disturbed the king, but cured him." It was whilst walking
+on the Mall that the pretended Popish plot of Oates and Bedloe was
+announced to Charles. "On the 12th of August 1678," says Hume,
+"one Kirby, a chemist, accosted the king as he was walking in the
+Park. 'Sir,' said he, 'keep within the company; your enemies have
+a design upon your life, and you may be shot in this very walk.'
+Being asked the reason of these strange speeches, he said that two
+men, called Grove and Pickering, had engaged to shoot the king, and
+Sir George Wakeman, the queen's physician, to poison him." Charles,
+unlike his grandfather, the timid James, was little apprehensive
+of assassination, and, when sauntering in the Park, preferred the
+society of two or three intimates to the attendance of a retinue.
+On one occasion, however, as a biographer has recorded, an impudent
+barber startled him from his usual happy _insouciance_. Accustomed
+to chat familiarly with his good-humoured master, the chin-scraper
+ventured to observe, whilst operating upon that of the king, that
+he considered no officer of the court had a more important trust
+than himself. "Why so, friend?" inquired the king. "Why," replied
+the barber, "I could cut your majesty's throat whenever I chose."
+Charles started up in consternation, swore that the very thought
+was treason, and the indiscreet man of razors was deprived of his
+delicate charge.
+
+In the _Daily Post_ for October 31st, 1728, is an order of the Board
+of Green Cloth for clearing St James's Park of the shoe-cleaners
+and other vagrants, and sending them to the House of Correction.
+This reminds us of what has often excited our surprise, the absence
+from the streets of London of an humble but very useful class of
+professionals, who abound in many continental towns, in all French
+ones of any size. Abundant ingenuity is displayed in London in the
+discovery and invention of strange and out-of-the-way employments.
+Men convert themselves into "animated sandwiches" by back and
+breastplates of board, encase themselves in gigantic bottles to
+set forth the merits of some famed specific or potent elixir, or
+walk about with advertisements printed on their coats, peripatetic
+fly-sheets, extolling the comfort and economy of halfpenny steamers,
+and of omnibuses at a penny a mile. Some sweep crossings, others
+hold horses; but none of the vast number of needy _industrials_
+who strain their wits to devise new means of obtaining their daily
+ration and nightly shelter, have as yet taken pattern by the French
+_décrotteur_ and German _stiefel-wichser_, and provided themselves
+for stock in trade with a three-legged stool, a brace of brushes,
+and a bottle of blacking. No one has been at Paris without finding
+the great convenience of the _ateliers de décrottage_ which abound
+in the passages and in the more frequented of the streets, where,
+for three or four _sous_, the lounger who has had boots and
+trousers bemired by rapid cab or lumbering _diligence_, is brushed
+and polished with unparalleled rapidity and dexterity. But a very
+moderate capital is required for the establishment of these temples
+of cleanliness, and we recommend the subject to the consideration of
+decayed railway "stags."
+
+"Duke Street Chapel, with a flight of steps leading to the Park,
+formed originally a wing of the mansion of the notorious Judge
+Jeffries. The house was built by him, and James the Second, as a
+mark of especial favour, allowed him to make an entry to the Park by
+the steps alluded to. The son of Jeffries inhabited it for a short
+time." It was this son and successor of the infamous Jeffries, who,
+with a party of rakes and debauchees, mohocks as they were at that
+time called, insulted the remains of the poet Dryden, and the grief
+of his widow. They happened to pass through Gerrard Street, Soho,
+when Dryden's remains were about to be conveyed from his house, No.
+43, in that street, to Westminster Abbey. Although it was in the
+daytime, Jeffries was drunk; he swore that Dryden should not be
+buried in so shabby a manner, (eighteen mourning coaches waited to
+form the procession,) and that he would see due honour done to his
+remains. After frightening Lady Elizabeth, who was ill in bed, into
+a fainting fit, these aristocratic ruffians stopped the funeral,
+and sent the body to an undertaker in Cheapside. The bishop waited
+several hours in Westminster Abbey, and at last went away. When
+Jeffries became sober, he had forgotten all about the matter, and
+refused to have any thing to do with the interment. The corpse lay
+unburied for three weeks. At last the benevolent Dr Garth had it
+taken to the College of Physicians, got up a subscription for the
+expenses of the funeral, and followed the body to Westminster Abbey.
+The poet's son challenged Jeffries, but Jeffries showed the white
+feather, and, to avoid personal chastisement, kept carefully out
+of the way for three years, when Charles Dryden was drowned near
+Windsor.
+
+Mr Smith is most indulgent to the blunders and blockheadism of our
+modern architects and monument-makers, far too much so, indeed,
+when he speaks approvingly of Trafalgar Square and its handsome
+fountains, and without positive disapprobation of the vile
+collection of clumsy buildings and ill-executed ornament defacing
+that site. There has been a deal of ink spilt upon this subject, and
+we have no intention of adding to the quantity, especially as there
+is no chance that any flow of fluid, however unlimited, shall blot
+out the square and its absurdities. But we defy any Englishman, with
+the smallest pretensions to taste, to pass Charing Cross without
+feelings of shame and disgust at the mismanagement and ignorance
+there manifest. Such an accumulation of clumsiness was surely never
+before witnessed. The wretched National Gallery with its absurd
+dome, crushed beneath the tall and symmetrical proportions of St
+Martin's portico, overtopped even by the private dwelling-houses
+in its vicinity; the dirty, ill-devised, and worse-executed
+fountains, with their would-be-gracefully curved basins, the steps
+and parapets, which give the whole place the appearance of an
+exaggerated child's toy. Well may foreigners shrug their shoulders,
+and smile at the public buildings of the great capital of Britain.
+A fatality attends all our efforts in that way. In regard to
+architecture and ornament, we pay more and are worse served than
+any body else. So habituated are we to failure in this respect,
+that when a public building is completed, scaffolding removed, and
+a fair view obtained, we wonder and exult if it is found free from
+glaring defects, and in no way particularly obnoxious to censure. As
+to its proving a thing to be proud of, to be gazed at and admired,
+and to be spoken of out of England, or even in England, after the
+fuss and ceremony of its inauguration is over, we never dream of
+such a thing. The negative merit of having avoided the ridiculous
+and the grotesque, is subject for satisfaction, almost for pride.
+Assuredly we love not to exalt other countries at the expense of our
+own, to draw invidious comparisons between things English and things
+foreign. But the difference between public buildings of modern
+erection in London and in Paris is so immense, that it can escape no
+one. Take, for instance, the Paris _Bourse_ and the London Exchange.
+The former, it has been objected, is out of character; a Greek
+temple is no fitting rendezvous for the sons of commerce; a less
+classic fane were more appropriate for the discussion of exchanges,
+for sales of cotton and muscovado. The objection, according to us,
+is flimsy and absurd, and must have originated with some Vandalic
+and prejudiced booby, with whom consistency was a monomania.
+Nevertheless we will, for argument's sake, admit its validity. Is
+that a reason that the traders and capitalists of London should meet
+in a building which, for heaviness and exaggerated solidity, rivals
+a South American Inquisition? Do the Barings and the Rothschilds
+anticipate an attack upon their strong boxes, and intend to stand a
+siege within the massive walls of the Royal Exchange? Assuredly the
+narrow doorways may easily be defended; for a time, at least, the
+ponderous walls will mock the cannonade. The curse of heaviness is
+upon our architects. There is total want of grace, and lightness,
+and airiness in all their works. Behold our new Senate House! Do
+its florid beauties and overdone decorations, unsparingly as they
+have been lavished, and convenient as they will doubtless be found
+as receptacles for bird's nests, contrast favourably with the
+elegant and dignified simplicity of the Chamber of Deputies? The
+two, it will be said, cannot be assimilated: the vast difference
+of size precludes a comparison. We reply, that the buildings are
+for the same purpose; but were they not, proportion at least should
+be observed. The Parliament House is far too low for its length.
+Want of elevation is the common fault, both in the ideas and in the
+productions of our architects.
+
+Are we more successful in statues than in buildings? Mr Smith has
+some sensible remarks on this score. Speaking of the equestrian
+statue of George III. in Cockspur Street, he says, that "critics
+object to the cocked hat and tie-wig in the royal figure; but,
+some ages hence, these abused parts will be the most valuable in
+the whole statue. It may very reasonably be asked, why an English
+gentleman should be represented in the dress of a Roman tribune?
+Let the man appear, even in a statue, in his habit as he lived; and
+whatever _we_ may say, posterity will be grateful to us. We should
+like to know exactly the ordinary walking-dress of Cæsar or Brutus,
+and how they wore their hair; and we should not complain if they
+had cocked hats or periwigs, if we knew them to be exact copies of
+nature." It is certain that modern physiognomy rarely harmonises
+with ancient costume. What is to be said of the aspect of the "first
+gentleman of Europe," wrapped in his horsecloth, and astride on his
+bare-backed steed, in the aforesaid Square of Trafalgar? Assuredly
+nothing in commendation. There are portraits of Napoleon in classic
+drapery, and, even with his classically correct countenance, he
+looks a very ordinary, under-sized Roman. But, in his grey _capote_
+and small cocked hat, the characteristic is preserved, and we at
+once think of, and wonder at, the hero of Austerlitz and Marengo.
+
+Leicester Square, as Mr Smith justly observes, has more the
+appearance of the _Grande Place_ of some continental city than of
+a London square. The headquarters and chief rendezvous of aliens,
+especially of Frenchmen, it bears numerous and unmistakeable marks
+of its foreign occupancy. French hotels and restaurants replace
+taverns and chop-houses. French names are seen above shops;
+promises of French, German, and Spanish conversation, are read in
+the windows; and grimy-visaged, hirsute individuals, in plaited
+pantaloons and garments of eccentric cut, saunter, cigar in mouth,
+over the shabby pavement. It is curious to remark the different
+tone and station taken by English in Paris and French in London.
+In the former capital, nothing is too good for the intruding
+islanders. In the best and most expensive season, they throng
+thither, and strut about like lords of the soil, perfectly at home,
+and careless of the opinions of the people amongst whom they have
+condescended to come. The best houses are for their use; the most
+expensive shops are favoured with their custom; and if occasionally
+tormented by a troublesome consciousness of paying dearly for
+their importance, they easily console themselves by a malediction
+on the French _voleurs_, who thus take advantage of their long
+purses and open hands. How different is it with the Frenchman in
+London! He comes over, for the most part, at the dullest time of
+the year, in the autumn, when the town is foggy, and dreary, and
+empty; when the Parks are deserted, shutters shut, the theatres
+dull, and exhibitions closed. He has certain vague apprehensions of
+the tremendous expense entailed by a visit to the English capital.
+To avoid this, he makes a toil of a pleasure; wearies himself with
+economical calculations; and creeps into some inferior hotel or dull
+lodging-house, tempted by low prices and foreign announcements.
+We find French deputies abiding in Cranbourn Street, and counts
+contenting themselves with a garret at Pagliano's. Thence they
+perambulate westwards; and ignorant, or not choosing to remember,
+that London is out of town, and that they have selected the very
+worst possible season to visit it, they greatly marvel at the
+paucity of equipages, at the abundance of omnibuses and hack-cabs,
+and the scarcity of sunbeams; and return home to inform their
+friends that London is a _ville monstre_, with spacious streets,
+small houses, few amusements; very great, but very gloomy; and
+where the nearest approach to sunshine resembles the twinkling of a
+rushlight through a plate of blue earthenware.
+
+"The foreign appearance of Leicester Square is not of recent growth.
+It seems to have been the favourite resort of strangers and exiles
+ever since the place was built. Maitland, who wrote more than a
+hundred years ago, describing the parish of St Anne's, in which
+it is situate, says--'The fields in these parts being but lately
+converted into buildings, I have not discovered any thing of great
+antiquity in this parish. Many parts of it so greatly abound with
+French, that it is an easy matter for a stranger to imagine himself
+in France.'"
+
+Sydney Alley is named after the Earls of Leicester, who had their
+town-house on the north side of the square, where Leicester Place
+has since been opened. Elizabeth, Queen of Bohemia, daughter of
+James I., occupied, for some years, this residence of the Sydneys.
+She also inhabited a house in Drury Place, where Craven Street
+now stands, which was built for her by Lord Craven. It was called
+Bohemia House for many years afterwards, and at last became a
+tavern, at the sign of the Queen of Bohemia. "The Earl of Craven
+was thought to have been privately married to the queen, a woman of
+great sweetness of temper and amiability of manners--a universal
+favourite both in this country and Bohemia, where her gentleness
+acquired her the title of 'The Queen of Hearts.' By right of their
+descent from her, the House of Hanover ascended the throne of this
+kingdom." Lord Craven was the eldest son of Sir William Craven,
+lord-mayor of London in 1611. He fought under Gustavus Adolphus with
+great distinction, and returned to England at the Restoration, when
+Charles II. made him viscount and earl. He commanded a regiment of
+the guards until within three or four years of his death, which
+occurred in 1697, at the advanced age of eighty-five. "He was an
+excellent soldier," says the advertisement of his decease in No.
+301 of the _Postman_, "and served in the wars under Palsgrave of
+the Rhine, and also under the great Gustavus Adolphus, where he
+performed sundry warlike exploits to admiration; and, in a word, he
+was then in great renowne."
+
+However indifferently Leicester Square may at present be inhabited,
+and notwithstanding its long-standing reputation as a foreign
+colony, it has been the chosen abode of many distinguished men.
+Hogarth and Reynolds lived and died there. Hogarth's house is now
+part of the Sablonière Hotel. Sir Joshua's was on the opposite side
+of the square; and both of them, especially the latter, were much
+resorted to by the wits and wise men of the day. Johnson, Boswell,
+and, at times, Goldsmith, were constant visitors to Reynolds. John
+Hunter, the anatomist, lived next-door to Hogarth's house; and in
+1725, Lords North and Grey, and Arthur Onslow, the Speaker, also
+inhabited this square. Leicester House, where the Queen of Bohemia
+lived, is called by Pennant the "pouting-place of princes." George
+II. retired thither when he quarrelled with his father; and his son
+Frederick, the father of George III., did the same thing for the
+same reason. Whilst Prince Frederick and the Princess of Wales lived
+there, they received the wedding visit of the Hon. John Spencer,
+ancestor of the present Earl Spencer, and of his bride, Miss Poyntz.
+Contrary to established etiquette, the bridal party went to visit
+the Prince before paying their respects to the King. They came in
+two carriages and a sedan chair; the latter, which was lined with
+white satin, contained the bride, and was preceded by a black page,
+and followed by three footmen in splendid liveries. The diamonds
+presented to Mr Spencer, on occasion of his marriage, by Sarah,
+Duchess of Marlborough, were worth one hundred thousand pounds. The
+bridegroom's shoe-buckles alone cost thirty thousand pounds. An old
+gentleman, born more than a century ago, from whom Mr Smith obtained
+some of these particulars, informed him, that about that time the
+neighbourhood was so thinly built, that when the heads of two men,
+executed for participation in the Scotch rebellion, were placed on
+Temple Bar, a man stood in Leicester Fields with a telescope, to
+give the boys a sight of them for a penny a-piece.
+
+A house in Leicester Fields was the scene of some of the
+eccentricities of that semi-civilised hero, Peter the Great of
+Russia. It belonged to the Earl of Aylesbury, and was inhabited,
+during the Czar's visit to this country, by the Marquis of
+Carmarthen, who gave a grand ball there, on the 2d April 1698, in
+honour of the imperial stranger. The Marquis was Peter's particular
+chum and boon companion, and the Czar preferred his society to
+all the gaieties and visitors that beset him during his residence
+in England. Peter was very shy of strangers, and when William the
+Third gave him a magnificent entertainment at St James's, he would
+not mix with the company, but begged to be put into a cupboard,
+whence he could see without being seen. He drank tremendously, and
+made Lord Carmathen do the same. Hot brandy, seasoned with pepper,
+was his favourite drink. Something strong he certainly required
+to digest his diet of train-oil and raw meats. On one occasion,
+when staying in Leicester Fields with the Marquis, he is said to
+have drunk a pint of brandy and a bottle of sherry before dinner,
+and eight bottles of sack after it, and then to have gone to the
+play, seemingly no whit the worse. He lodged in York Buildings, in
+a house overlooking the river, supposed by some to be that at the
+left-hand corner of Buckingham Street. A house in Norfolk Street
+also had the honour of sheltering him. "On Monday night," says No.
+411 of the _Postman_ "the Czar of Muscovy arrived from Holland, and
+went directly to the house prepared for him in Norfolk Street." His
+principal amusement was being rowed on the Thames between London
+and Deptford; and at last, in order to live quietly and avoid the
+hosts of visitors who poured in upon him, he took Admiral Benbow's
+house at the latter place. It stood on the ground now occupied by
+the Victualling Office, and was the property of the well-known John
+Evelyn.
+
+"Horne Tooke," says Mr Smith, "in his _Diversions of Purley_,
+derives the word Charing from the Saxon _Charan_, to turn; and the
+situation of the original village, on the bend or turning of the
+Thames, gives probability to this etymology." Every body knows that
+Charing, now so central a point, was once a little hamlet on the
+rural high-road between London and Westminster, and that the "Cross"
+was added to it by Edward the First, who, when escorting his wife's
+remains from Lincolnshire to Westminster Abbey, erected one at each
+place where the beloved corpse rested. The first cross, which was
+of wood, and probably of rude enough manufacture, gave way to one
+of stone, designed by Cavalini. About the middle of the seventeenth
+century, that period of puritanical intolerance, this was removed by
+order of the Commons' House, an order which the royalists took care
+to ridicule by song and lampoon. According to Lilly the astrologer
+and quack, the workmen were three months pulling it down, and some
+of the stones were used for the pavement before Whitehall. Others
+were made into knife-handles, and Lilly saw some of them which were
+polished and looked like marble. Those were days in which kingly
+memorials found as little favour as popish emblems; and after the
+death of Charles the First, the statue that now stands at Charing
+Cross, and which had been cast by Le Sueur in 1633 for the Earl of
+Arundel, was sold and ordered to be broken up. It was bought by one
+Rivet, a brazier, who, instead of breaking, buried it. This did not
+prevent the ingenious mechanic from making a large and immediate
+profit by the effigy of the martyred monarch; for he melted down
+old brass into knife and fork-handles, and sold them as proceeding
+from the King's statue. Roundheads and cavaliers all flocked to buy;
+the former desiring a trophy of their triumph, the latter eager to
+possess a memento of their lamented sovereign. In 1678, £70,000
+was voted by Parliament for the obsequies of Charles I., and for a
+monument to his memory, and with a portion of this sum, how large a
+one is not known, the statue was repurchased.
+
+The historian of the streets and houses of a great and ancient
+city, has, in many ways, a most difficult task to perform. Not only
+must he read much, observe closely, and diligently inquire, display
+ingenuity in deduction and judgment in selection, but he must be
+steadfast to resist temptation. For, assuredly, to the lover of
+antiquarian and historical lore, the temptation is immense, whilst
+culling materials from quaint old diaries, black-letter pamphlets,
+and venerable newspapers, to expatiate and extract at a length
+wholly inconsistent with the necessary limits of his work. Some
+writers are at pains to dilate their matter--his chief care must
+be to compress. What would fairly fill a sheet must be packed into
+a page--the pith and substance of a volume must be squeezed into a
+chapter. The diligent compiler should not be slightly considered by
+the creative and aspiring genius. Like the bee, he forms his small,
+rich store, from the fragrance of a thousand flowers--adopting the
+sweet, rejecting the nauseous and insipid. Nor must he dwell too
+long on any pet and particular blossom, lest what would please
+in due proportion should cloy by too large an admixture. To vary
+the metaphor, the writer of such a work as this _Antiquarian
+Ramble_, should be a sort of literary Soyer, mixing his materials
+so skilfully that the flavour of each is preserved, whilst not one
+unduly predominates. He must not prance off on a hobby, whether
+architectural, historical, social, or romantic, but relieve his
+cattle and his readers by jumping lightly and frequently from one
+saddle to another.
+
+How many books might be written upon the themes briefly glanced at
+in Mr Smith's book! Let us take, for instance, the places of public
+executions in London. Charing Cross was for centuries one of them,
+and its pillory was the most illustrious amongst the many that
+formerly graced the capital--illustrious by reason of the remarkable
+evil-doers who underwent ignominy in its wooden and unfriendly
+embrace. The notorious Titus Oates, and Parsons, the chief contriver
+of the Cock-Lane Ghost, were exposed in it. To the rough treatment
+which, in former days, sometimes succeeded exposure in the pillory,
+the following paragraph, from the _Daily Advertiser_ of the 11th
+June 1731, abundantly testifies:--"Yesterday Japhet Crook, _alias_
+Sir Peter Stranger, stood on the pillory for the space of one hour;
+after which he was seated in an elbow-chair, and the common hangman
+cut both his ears off with an incision knife, and showed them to
+the spectators, afterwards delivered them to Mr Watson, a sheriff's
+officer; then slit both his nostrils with a pair of scissors, and
+sear'd them with a hot iron, pursuant to his sentence. He had a
+surgeon to attend him to the pillory, who immediately applied things
+necessary to prevent the effusion of blood. He underwent it all with
+undaunted courage; afterwards went to the Ship tavern at Charing
+Cross, where he stayed some time; then was carried to the King's
+Bench Prison, to be confined there for life. During the time he
+was on the pillory he laughed, and denied the fact to the last."
+Petty punishments these, although barbarous enough, inflicted for
+paltry crimes upon mean malefactors. Criminals of a far higher grade
+had, previously to that, paid the penalty of their offences at the
+Cross of Charing. Hugh Peters, Cromwell's chaplain, was there hung,
+as were Scrope, Jones, Harrison, and others of the king-killers.
+Long had been their impunity; but vengeance at last overtook them.
+To the end they showed the stern fanatical resolution of Oliver's
+iron followers. "Where is your GOOD OLD CAUSE?" cried a scoffer
+to Harrison, as he was led to the scaffold. "Here!" he replied,
+clapping hand on breast; "I go to seal it with my blood." At the
+foot of the ladder, which he approached with undaunted mien, his
+limbs were observed to tremble, and some amongst the mob made a
+mockery of this weakness. "I judge," said Harrison, "that some do
+think I am afraid to die, by the shaking I have in my hands and
+knees. _I_ tell you NO! but it is by reason of much blood that I
+have lost in the wars, and many wounds I have received in my body,
+which caused this shaking and weakness in my nerves." And he spoke
+further, and told the populace how he gloried in that he had done,
+and how, had he ten thousand lives, he would cheerfully lay them
+down in the same cause. "After he was hanged, a horrible scene took
+place. In conformity to the barbarous sentence then, and for many
+years afterwards, executed upon persons convicted of treason, he
+was cut down alive and stripped, his belly was cut open, his bowels
+taken out and burned before his eyes. Harrison, in the madness of
+his agony, rose up wildly, it is said, and gave the executioner
+a box on the ear, and then fell down insensible. It was the last
+effort of matter over mind, and for the time it conquered." The
+other regicides died with the same firmness and contempt of death.
+"Their grave and graceful demeanour," says the account in the state
+trials, "accompanied with courage and cheerfulness, caused great
+admiration and compassion in the spectators." So much so, and so
+strong was the sympathy excited, that the government gave orders
+that no more of them should be executed in the heart of London.
+Accordingly the remainder suffered at Tyburn.
+
+Upon the old Westminster market-place a most barbarous event
+occurred in the time of that tyrannical, acetous old virgin, Queen
+Bess, who assuredly owes her renown and the sort of halo of respect
+that surrounds her memory, far less to any good qualities of her
+own, than to the galaxy of great men who flourished during her
+reign. The glory that encircles her brow is formed of such stars as
+Cecil, Burleigh and Bacon, Drake and Raleigh, Spencer, Shakspeare,
+and Sydney. Touching this barbarity, however, enacted by order of
+good Queen Bess. At the mature age of forty-eight, her majesty took
+it into her very ordinary-looking old head to negotiate a marriage
+with the Duke of Anjou. Commissioners came from France to discuss
+the interesting subject, and were entertained by pageants and
+tournaments, in which Elizabeth enacted the Queen of Beauty; and
+subsequently the duke came over himself, as a private gentleman, to
+pay his court to the last of the Tudors. The duke being a papist,
+the proposed alliance was very unpopular in England, and one John
+Stubbs, a barrister of Lincoln's-Inn, wrote a pamphlet against it,
+entitled, "The Discoverye of a gaping gulphe, whereinto England is
+like to be swallowed by another French marriage, if the Lord forbid
+not the banns, by letting her Majestye see the sin and punishment
+thereof." Certain expressions in this imprudent publication greatly
+angered the Queen; Stubbs and his servant, Page, were brought to
+trial, and condemned to lose their right hands. This cruel and
+unusual sentence was carried into effect on the market-place at
+Westminster, and witnessed by Camden, who gives an account of it.
+Both sufferers behaved with great fortitude and courage. Their hands
+were cut off with a butcher's cleaver and mallet, and as soon as
+Stubbs had lost his, he pulled off his cap with his left, waved it
+in the air, and cried--"God save the Queen!" He then fainted away.
+It took two blows to sever Page's hand, but he flinched not, and
+pointing to the block where it lay, he exclaimed--"I have left there
+the hand of a true Englishman!" And so he went from the scaffold,
+says the account, "stoutlie and with great courage."
+
+Amongst spots of sanguinary notoriety, Smithfield, of course, stands
+prominent. The majority of the two hundred and seventy-seven persons
+burned for heresy during Mary's short reign, suffered there; and
+here also, upon two occasions, the horrible punishment of boiling
+to death, formerly inflicted on poisoners, was witnessed. In France
+this was the punishment of coiners, and there is still a street
+at Paris known as the _Rue de l'Echaudé_. In Stow's _Annals_ it
+is recorded, that on the fifth of April 1531, "one Richard Rose,
+a cook, was boiled in Smithfield for poisoning of divers persons,
+to the number of sixteen or more." Two only of the sixteen died,
+but the others were never restored to health. If any thing could
+reconcile us to torture, as a punishment to be inflicted by man on
+his offending brother, it is such a crime as this.
+
+If the punishments of our ancestors were cruel, if trials were
+sometimes over hasty, and small offences often too severely
+chastised, on the other hand, culprits formerly had facilities of
+escape now refused to them. The right of sanctuary was enjoyed by
+various districts and buildings in London. Pennant and many other
+writers have stigmatised this practice as absurd; Mr Smith defends
+it upon very reasonable grounds. "In times when every man went
+armed, when feuds were of hourly occurrence in the streets, when the
+age had not yet learned the true superiority of right over might,
+and when private revenge too often usurped the functions of justice,
+it was essential that there should be places whither the homicide
+might flee, and find refuge and protection until the violence of
+angry passions had subsided, and there was a chance of a fair trial
+for him." Not all sanctuaries, however, gave protection to the
+murderer, at least in later times. Whitefriars, for instance, once a
+refuge for all criminals, except traitors, afforded shelter, after
+the fifteenth century, to debtors only. In 1697 this sanctuary was
+abolished entirely, at the same time with a dozen others. It is not
+well ascertained how it acquired the slang name of Alsatia, which
+is first found in a play of Shadwell's, _The Squire of Alsatia_.
+Immortalised by the genius of Scott, no sanctuary will longer be
+remembered than Whitefriars. It was one of the largest; many others
+of the privileged districts being limited to a court or alley, a
+few houses or a church. Thus Ram Alley and Mitre Court in Fleet
+Street, and Baldwin's Gardens in Gray's Inn Lane, were amongst these
+refugees of roguery and crime. Whitefriars was much resorted to by
+poets and players, dancing and fencing masters, and persons of the
+like vagabond and uncertain professions. The poets and players were
+attracted by the vicinity of the theatre in Dorset Gardens, built
+after the fire of London, by Sir Christopher Wren, upon the site
+of Dorset House, the residence of the Sackvilles. Here Sir William
+Davenant's company of comedians--the Duke of York's servants, as
+they were called--performed for a considerable time. It appears,
+however, that even before the great fire, there was a theatre in
+that neighbourhood. Malone, in his _Prologomena_ to Shakspeare,
+quotes a memorandum from the manuscript book of Sir Henry Herbert,
+master of the revels to King Charles I. It runs thus:--"I committed
+Cromes, a broker in Long Lane, the 16th of February 1634, to the
+Marshalsey, for lending a church robe with the name of Jesus upon it
+_to the players in Salisbury Court_, to represent a Flamen, a priest
+of the heathens. Upon his petition of submission and acknowledgement
+of his faults, I released him the 17th of February 1634."
+
+The ancient sanctuary at Westminster is of historical and
+Shaksperian celebrity, as the place where Elizabeth Grey, Queen of
+Edward the Fourth, took refuge, when Warwick the king-maker marched
+to London to dethrone her husband, and set Henry the Sixth on the
+throne. It was a stone church, built in the form of a cross, and
+so strongly, that its demolition, in 1750, was a matter of great
+difficulty. The precinct of St Martin's-le-Grand was also sanctuary.
+Many curious particulars respecting it are to be found in Kempe's
+_Historical Notices of the Collegiate Church, or Royal Free Chapel
+and Sanctuary of St Martin's-le-Grand, London_, published in 1825.
+In the reign of Henry the Fifth, this right of sanctuary gave rise
+to a great dispute between the Dean of St Martin's and the city
+authorities. "A soldier, confined in Newgate, was on his way to
+Guildhall, in charge of an officer of the city, when on passing
+the south gate of St Martin's, opposite to Newgate Street, five
+of his comrades rushed out of Panyer Alley, with daggers drawn,
+rescued him, and fled with him to the holy ground." The sheriff had
+the sanctuary forced, and sent rescued and rescuers to Newgate.
+The Dean of St Martin's, indignant at this violation of privilege,
+complained to the king, who ordered the prisoners to be liberated.
+Thereat the citizens, ever sticklers for their rights, demurred,
+and at last it was made a Star-Chamber matter. The dean pleaded his
+own cause, and that right skilfully and wittily. He denied that
+the chapel of St Martin's formed any part of the city of London,
+as claimed by the corporation; quoted a statute of Edward III.
+constituting St Martin's and Westminster Abbey places of privilege
+for treason, felony, and debt; and mentioned the curious fact,
+that "when the King's justices held their sittings in St Martin's
+Gate, for the trial of prisoners for treason or felony, the accused
+were placed before them, _on the other side of the street_, and
+carefully guarded from advancing forward; for if they ever passed
+the water-channel which divided the middle of the street, they
+might claim the saving franchise of the sacred precinct, and the
+proceedings against them would be immediately annulled." The dean
+also expressed his wonder that the citizens of London should be the
+men to impugn his church's liberties, since more than three hundred
+worshipful members of the corporation had within a few years been
+glad to claim its privilege. The Star-Chamber decided against the
+city, and the prisoners were restored to sanctuary. The Savoy was
+another sanctuary; and it was the custom of the inhabitants to tar
+and feather those who ventured to follow their debtors thither.
+
+In the theatrical district of London, Mr Smith lingers long
+and fondly; for there each house, almost every brick, is rich
+in reminiscences, not only of players and playhouses, but of
+wits, poets, and artists. In the burial-ground of St Paul's,
+Covent-Garden, repose not a few of those who in their lifetime
+inhabited or frequented the neighbourhood. There lies the author of
+Hudibras. "Mr Longueville, of the Temple, Butler's steady friend,
+and who mainly supported him in his latter days, when the ungrateful
+Stuart upon the throne, whose cause he had so greatly served, had
+deserted him, was anxious to have buried the poet in Westminster
+Abbey. He solicited for that purpose the contributions of those
+wealthy persons, his friends, whom he had heard speak admiringly of
+Butler's genius, and respectfully of his character, but none would
+contribute, although he offered to head the list with a considerable
+sum." So poor Butler was buried in Covent-Garden, privately but
+decently. He is in good company. Sir Peter Lely, the painter of
+dames, the man who seemed created on purpose to limn the languishing
+and voluptuous beauties of Charles the Second's court, is also
+buried in St Paul's; as are also Wycherley and Southerne, the
+dramatists; Haines and Macklin, the comedians; Arne, the musician;
+Strange, the engraver; and Walcot, _alias_ Peter Pindar. Sir Peter
+Lely lived in Covent-Garden, in very great style. "The original name
+of the family was Vandervaes; but Sir Peter's father, a gallant
+fellow, and an officer in the army, having been born at a perfumer's
+shop, the sign of the Lily, was commonly known by the name of
+Captain Lily, a name which his son thought to be more euphonious
+to English ears than Vandervaes, and which he retained when he
+settled here, slightly altering the spelling." Wycherley, a dandy
+and a courtier, as well as an author, had lodgings in Bow Street,
+where Charles II. once visited him when he was ill, and gave him
+five hundred pounds to go a journey to the south of France for the
+benefit of his health. When he afterwards married the Countess of
+Drogheda, a young, rich, and beautiful widow, she went to live with
+him in Bow Street. She was very jealous, and when he went over to
+the "Cock" tavern, opposite to his house, he was obliged to make the
+drawer open the windows, that his lady might see there was no woman
+in the company. This "Cock" tavern was the great resort of the rakes
+and mohocks of that day; of Buckhurst, Sedley, Killigrew, and others
+of the same kidney. In fact, Bow Street was then the Bond Street of
+London; and the "Cock," its "Long's" or "Clarendon." Dryden, in an
+epilogue, talks of the "Bow Street beaux," and several contemporary
+writers have similar allusions. Like most places where the rich
+congregate, this fashionable quarter was a fine field for the
+ingenuity of pick-pockets, and especially of wig and sword-stealers,
+a class of thieves that appeared with full-bottomed periwigs and
+silver-hilted rapiers. In those days, to keep a man's head decently
+covered, cost nearly as much as it now does to fill his belly and
+clothe his back. Wigs were sometimes of the value of forty or fifty
+pounds. Ten or fifteen pounds was an exceeding "low figure" for
+these modish incumbrances. Out of respect to such costly head-dress,
+hats were never put on, but carried under the arm. The wig-stealers
+could demand no more. Mr Smith quotes a passage from Gay, describing
+their manoeuvres:--
+
+ "Nor is thy flaxen wig with safety worn:
+ High on the shoulder, in a basket borne,
+ Lurks the sly boy, whose hand, to rapine bred,
+ Plucks off the curling honours of thy head."
+
+Will's coffeehouse was in Bow Street, and "being the grand resort
+of wits and critics, it is not surprising," says Mr Smith, "that
+it should become also the headquarters of envy, slander, and
+detraction." There was then a lack of printed vehicles for the
+venting of the evil passions of rival _literati_; lampoons were
+circulated in manuscript, and read at Will's. As the acknowledgment
+of the authorship might sometimes have had disagreeable consequences
+for the author, a fellow of the name of Julian, who styled himself
+"Secretary to the Muses," became the mouthpiece of libeller and
+satirist. He read aloud in the coffee-room the pasquinades that were
+brought to him, and distributed written copies to all who desired
+them. Concerning this base fellow, Sir Walter Scott gives some
+curious particulars in his edition of Dryden's works. There is no
+record of cudgelings bestowed upon Julian, though it is presumed
+that he did not escape them. "He is described," says Malone, "as
+a very drunken fellow, and at one time was confined for a libel."
+Dryden was a great sufferer from these violent and slanderous
+attacks--a sufferer, indeed, in more senses than one; for, besides
+being himself made the subject of venomous lampoons, he was
+suspected unjustly of having written one, and was waylaid and beaten
+on his way from Will's to his house in Gerrard Street. A reward of
+fifty pounds was offered for the apprehension of his assailants, but
+they remained undiscovered. Lord Rochester was their employer: Lord
+Mulgrave the real author of the libel.
+
+In James Street, Covent-Garden, where Garrick lodged, there
+resided, from 1714 to 1720, a mysterious lady, who excited great
+interest and curiosity. Malcolm, in his _Anecdotes of London
+during the Eighteenth Century_, gives some account of her. She
+was middle-sized, dark-haired, beautiful and accomplished, and
+apparently between thirty and forty years old. She was wealthy,
+and possessed very valuable jewels. Her death was sudden, and
+occurred after a masquerade, where she said she had conversed with
+the King. It was remembered that she had been seen in the private
+apartments of Queen Anne; but after that Queen's death, she lived
+in obscurity. "She frequently said that her father was a nobleman,
+but that, her elder brother dying unmarried, the title was extinct;
+adding, that she had an uncle then living, whose title was his least
+recommendation. It seems likely enough that she was connected in
+some way with the Stuart family, and with their pretensions to the
+throne."
+
+Dr Arne was born in King Street. His father, an honest upholsterer,
+at the sign of the "Two Crowns and Cushions," is said to have been
+the original of Murphy's farce of _The Upholsterer_. He did not
+countenance his son's musical propensities; and young Arne had to
+get up in the night, and practise by stealth on a muffled spinet.
+The first intimation received by the worthy mattress-maker of his
+son's proficiency in music, was one evening at a concert, where he
+quite unexpectedly saw him officiating as leader of the orchestra.
+
+Voltaire, when in England, after his release from the Bastille,
+whither he had been sent for libel, lodged in Maiden Lane, at the
+White Peruke, a wigmaker's shop. When walking out, he was often
+annoyed by the mob, who beheld, in his spare person, polite manners,
+and satirical countenance, the personification of their notion of
+a Frenchman. "One day he was beset by so great a crowd that he
+was forced to shelter himself against a doorway, where, mounting
+the steps, he made a flaming speech in English in praise of the
+magnanimity of the English nation, and their love of freedom.
+With this the people were so delighted, that their jeers were
+turned into applauses, and he was carried in triumph to Maiden
+Lane on the shoulders of the mob." From which temporary elevation
+the arch-scoffer doubtless looked down upon his dupes with glee,
+suppressed, but immeasurable.
+
+Quitting the abodes of wit and the drama for those of legal
+learning, we pass from Covent-Garden to Lincoln's Inn Fields,
+through Great Queen Street, in the Stuarts' day one of the most
+fashionable in London. Here dwelt Lord Herbert of Cherbury, and
+here he wrote the greater part of his treatise _De Veritate_,
+concerning the publication of which he believed himself, according
+to his own marvellous account, to have had a special revelation
+from heaven. A strange weakness, or rather madness, on the part of
+a man who disbelieved, or at least doubted, of general revelation.
+For himself, he thought an exception possible. Insanity alone could
+explain and excuse such illogical vanity. Near to this singular
+enthusiast lived Sir Godfrey Kneller, whose next-door neighbour
+and friend was Radcliffe the physician. "Kneller," says Horace
+Walpole, in his Anecdotes of Painting, "was fond of flowers, and had
+a fine collection. As there was great intimacy between him and the
+physician, he permitted the latter to have a door into his gardens;
+but Radcliffe's servants gathering and destroying the flowers,
+Kneller sent him word he must shut up the door. Radcliffe replied
+peevishly, "Tell him he may do any thing with it but paint it." "And
+I," answered Godfrey, "can take any thing from him but his physic."
+Pope and Gay were frequent visitors at the painter's studio. At the
+wall of Lincoln's Inn Garden, Ben Jonson is by some asserted to have
+laboured as a bricklayer. "He helped," says Fuller, "in the building
+of the new structure of Lincoln's Inn, where, having a trowel in his
+hand, he had a book in his pocket." Aubrey tells the same story,
+which is discredited by Mr Gifford, who denies that the poet ever
+was a bricklayer. Lord William Russell was executed in Lincoln's
+Inn Fields, it being, Pennant tells us, the nearest open space from
+Newgate, where he was confined.
+
+Passing through Duke Street, where Benjamin Franklin lodged, when
+working as a journeyman printer in the adjacent Great Wyld Street,
+into Clare Market, the scene of Orator Henley's holdings-forth, we
+thence, by Drury-Lane, the residence of Nell Gwynne and Nan Clarges
+before they became respectively the King's mistress and a Duke's
+wife, get back to the Strand and move Citywards. But to refer,
+although merely nominally, to one half the subjects of interest
+met with on the way, and suggested by Mr Smith, would be to write
+an index, not a review. Here, therefore, we pause, believing that
+enough has been said to convince the reader of the vast amount of
+information and amusement derivable from the bricks and stones of
+London, and able to recommend to him, should he himself set out
+on a street pilgrimage, an excellent guide and companion in the
+_Antiquarian Ramble_.
+
+
+
+
+MARLBOROUGH'S DISPATCHES.
+
+1711-1712.
+
+
+After the reduction of Bouchain, Marlborough was anxious to
+commence without delay the siege of Quesnoy, the capture of which
+would, in that quarter, have entirely broken through the French
+barrier. He vigorously stimulated his own government accordingly,
+as well as that at the Hague, to prepare the necessary supplies
+and magazines, and expressed a sanguine hope that the capture of
+this last stronghold would be the means of bringing about the grand
+object of his ambition, and a general peace.[5] The ministry, to
+appearance, went with alacrity into his projects, and every thing
+bore the aspect of another great success closing the campaign with
+honour, and probably leading to a glorious and lasting peace. Mr
+Secretary St John, in particular, wrote in the warmest style of
+cordiality, approving the project in his own name as well as in that
+of the Queen, and reiterating the assurances that the strongest
+representations had been made to the Dutch, with a view to their
+hearty concurrence. But all this was a mere cover to conceal what
+the Tories had really been doing to overturn Marlborough, and
+abandon the main objects of the war. Unknown to him, the secret
+negotiation with the French Cabinet, through Torcy and the British
+ministers, through the agency of Mesnager, had been making rapid
+progress. No representations were made to the Dutch, who were fully
+in the secret of the pending negotiation, about providing supplies;
+and on the 27th September, preliminaries of peace, on the basis of
+the seven articles proposed by Louis, were signed by Mesnager on
+the part of France, and by the two English secretaries of state, in
+virtue of a special warrant from the Queen.[6]
+
+ [5] "The siege, so far as it depends on me, shall be pushed with
+ all possible vigour, and I do not altogether despair but that, from
+ the success of this campaign, we may hear of some advances made
+ towards that which we so much desire. And I shall esteem it much the
+ happiest part of my life, if I can be instrumental in putting a good
+ end to the war, which grows so burdensome to our country, as well as
+ to our allies."--_Marlborough to Lord Oxford_, Aug. 20, 1711; Coxe,
+ vi. 92.
+
+ [6] Coxe, vi. 93.
+
+The conditions of these preliminaries, which were afterwards
+embodied in the Treaty of Utrecht, were the acknowledgement of the
+Queen's title to the throne, and the Protestant succession, by
+Louis; an engagement to take all just and reasonable measures that
+the crowns of France and Spain should never be united on the same
+head,--the providing a sufficient barrier to the Dutch, the empire,
+and the house of Austria; and the demolition of Dunkirk, or a proper
+equivalent. But the crown of Spain was left to the Duke of Anjou,
+and no provision whatever made to exclude a Bourbon prince from
+succeeding to it. Thus the main object of the contest--the excluding
+the Bourbon family from the throne of Spain, was abandoned: and
+at the close of the most important, successful, and glorious war
+ever waged by England, terms were agreed to, which left to France
+advantages which could scarcely have been hoped by the Cabinet of
+Versailles as the fruit of a long series of victories.
+
+Marlborough felt deeply this clandestine negotiation, which not
+only deprived him of the main object for which, during his great
+career, he had been contending, but evinced a duplicity and want of
+confidence on the part of his own government at its close, which
+was a melancholy return for such inappreciable public services.[7]
+But it was of no avail; the secession of England proved, as he
+had foreseen from the outset, a deathblow to the confederacy.
+Finding that nothing more was to be done, either at the head of the
+army, or in direction of the negotiations, he returned home by the
+Brille, after putting his army into winter-quarters, and landed at
+Greenwich on the 17th November. Though well aware of the private
+envy, as well as political hostility of which he was the object, he
+did nothing that could lower or compromise his high character and
+lofty position; but in an interview with the Queen, fully expressed
+his opinion on the impolicy of the course which ministers were
+now adopting.[8] He adopted the same manly course in the noble
+speech which he made in his place in Parliament, in the debate on
+the address. Ministers had put into the royal speech the unworthy
+expression--"I am glad to tell you, that notwithstanding _the arts
+of those who delight in war_, both place and time are appointed for
+opening the treaty of a general peace." Lord Anglesea followed this
+up, by declaring, in the course of the debate, that the country
+might have enjoyed the blessing of peace soon after the battle of
+Ramilies, if it had not been deferred by some person whose interest
+it was to prolong the war.
+
+ [7] "As you have given me encouragement to enter into the strictest
+ confidence with you, I beg your friendly advice in what manner I am
+ to conduct myself. You cannot but imagine it would be a terrible
+ mortification for me to pass by the Hague when our plenipotentiaries
+ are there, and myself a stranger to their transactions; and what
+ hopes can I have of any countenance at home if I am not thought fit
+ to be trusted abroad?"--_Marlborough to the Lord Treasurer_, 21st
+ Oct. 1711.
+
+ [8] I hear, that in his conversation with the Queen, the Duke of
+ Marlborough has spoken against what we are doing; in short, his fate
+ hangs heavy upon him, and he has of late pursued every counsel which
+ was worst for him.--_Bolingbroke's Letters_, i. 480. Nov. 24, 1711.
+
+Rising upon this, with inexpressible dignity, and turning to where
+the Queen sat, Marlborough said, "I appeal to the Queen, whether I
+did not constantly, while I was plenipotentiary, give her Majesty
+and her Council an account of all the propositions which were made;
+and whether I did not desire instruction for my conduct on this
+subject. I can declare with a good conscience, in the presence of
+her Majesty, of this illustrious assembly, and of God himself, who
+is infinitely superior to all the powers of the earth, and before
+whom, by the ordinary course of nature, I shall soon appear to
+render account of my actions, that I was very desirous of a safe,
+honourable, and lasting peace, and was very far from wishing to
+prolong the war for my own private advantage, as several libels
+and discourses have most falsely insinuated. My great age, and my
+numerous fatigues in war, make me ardently wish for the power to
+enjoy a quiet repose, in order to think of eternity. As to other
+matters, I have not the least inducement, on any account, to desire
+the continuance of the war for my own interest, since my services
+have been so generously rewarded by her Majesty and her parliament;
+but I think myself obliged to make such an acknowledgment to her
+Majesty and my country, that I am always ready to serve them,
+whenever my duty may require, to obtain an honourable and lasting
+peace. Yet I can by no means acquiesce in the measures that have
+been taken to enter into a negotiation of peace with France, upon
+the foot of some pretended preliminaries, which are now circulated;
+since my opinion is the same as that of most of the Allies, that _to
+leave Spain and the West Indies to the House of Bourbon, will be the
+entire ruin of Europe_, which I have with all fidelity and humility
+declared to her Majesty, when I had the honour to wait upon her
+after my arrival from Holland."[9]
+
+ [9] _Parl. Hist._, 10th December 1711.
+
+This manly declaration, delivered in the most emphatic manner,
+produced a great impression; and a resolution against ministers
+was carried in the House of Peers by a majority of twelve. In the
+Commons, however, they had large majority, and an address containing
+expressions similar to those used by Lord Anglesea, reflecting on
+Marlborough, was introduced and carried there. The Whig majority,
+however, continued firm in the Upper House; and the leaders of that
+party began to entertain sanguine hopes of success. The Queen had
+let fall some peevish expressions in regard to her ministers. She
+had given her hand, in retiring from the House of Peers on the
+15th December, to the Duke of Somerset, instead of her own Lord
+Treasurer; it was apprehended her old partiality for Marlborough was
+about to return; Mrs Masham was in the greatest alarm; and St John
+declared to Swift that the Queen was false.[10] The ministers of
+the whole alliance seconded the efforts of the Whigs, and strongly
+represented the injurious effects which would ensue to the cause of
+European independence in general, and the interests of England in
+particular, if the preliminaries which had been agreed to should
+be made the basis of a general peace. The Dutch made strong and
+repeated representations on the subject; and the Elector of Hanover
+delivered a memorial strongly urging the danger which would ensue
+if Spain and the Indies were allowed to remain in the hands of a
+Bourbon prince.
+
+ [10] SWIFT'S _Journal to Stella_, Dec. 8, 1711.--Swift said to the
+ Lord Treasurer, in his usual ironical style, "If there is no remedy,
+ your lordship will lose your head; but I shall only be hung, and so
+ carry my body entire to the grave."--Coxe, vi. 148, 157.
+
+Deeming themselves pushed to extremities, and having failed in
+all attempts to detach Marlborough from the Whigs, Bolingbroke
+and the ministers resolved on the desperate measure of bringing
+forward the accusation against him, of fraud and peculation in
+the management of the public monies entrusted to his management
+in the Flemish campaign. The charges were founded on the report
+of certain commissioners to whom the matter had been remitted;
+and which charged the Duke with having appropriated L.63,319 of
+the public monies destined for the use of the English troops,
+and L.282,366, as a per-centage of two per cent on the sum paid
+to foreign ambassadors during the ten years of the war. In reply
+to these abominable insinuations, the letter of the Duke to the
+commissioners was published on the 27th December, in which he
+entirely refuted the charges, and showed that he had never received
+any sums or perquisites, not sanctioned by previous and uniform
+usage, and far less than had been received by the general in the
+reign of William III. And in regard to the L.282,000 of per-centage
+on foreign subsidies, this was proved to have been a voluntary
+gift from those powers to the English general, authorised by their
+signatures and sanctioned by warrants from the Queen. This answer
+made a great impression; but ministers had gone too far to retreat,
+and they ventured on a step which, for the honour of the country,
+has never, even in the worst times, been since repeated. Trusting
+to their majority in the Commons, they dismissed the Duke from all
+his situations on the 31st December; and in order to stifle the
+voice of justice in the Upper House, on the following day patents
+were issued calling _twelve_ new peers to the Upper House. On the
+following day they were introduced amidst the groans of the House:
+the Whig noblemen, says a contemporary annalist, "cast their eyes
+on the ground as if they had been invited to the funeral of the
+peerage."[11]
+
+ [11] Cunningham, ii. 367.
+
+Unbounded was the joy diffused among the enemies of England by these
+unparalleled measures. On hearing of Marlborough's fall, Louis XIV.
+said with triumph, "The dismission of Marlborough will do all we can
+desire." The Court of St Germains was in exultation; and the general
+joy of the Jacobites, both at home and abroad, was sufficient to
+demonstrate how formidable an enemy to their cause they regarded the
+Duke; and how destitute of truth were the attempts to show that he
+had been engaged in a secret design to restore the exiled family.
+Marlborough disdained to make any defence of himself in Parliament;
+but an able answer on his part was prepared and circulated, which
+entirely refuted the whole charges against the illustrious general.
+So convinced were ministers of this, that, contenting themselves
+with resolutions against him in the House of Commons, where their
+influence was predominant, they declined to prefer any impeachment
+or accusation, even in the Upper House swamped by their recent
+creations. In the midst of this disgraceful scene of passion,
+envy, and ingratitude, Prince Eugene arrived in London to endeavour
+to stem the torrent and, if possible, prevent the secession of
+England from the confederacy. He was lodged with the Lord Treasurer;
+and the generous prince omitted no opportunity of testifying his
+undiminished respect for his illustrious rival in the day of his
+tribulation. The Treasurer having said to him at a great dinner,
+"I consider this day as the happiest of my life, since I have the
+honour to see in my house the greatest captain of the age." "If it
+be so," replied Eugene, "I owe it to your lordship;" alluding to
+his dismissal of Marlborough. On another occasion, some one having
+pointed out a passage in one of the libels against Marlborough, in
+which he was said to have been "perhaps once fortunate." "It is
+true," said Eugene; "he was _once_ fortunate; and it is the greatest
+praise which can be bestowed on him; for, as he was _always_
+successful--that implies that all his other successes were owing to
+his own conduct."[12]
+
+ [12] BURNET'S _History of his Own Times_, vi. 116.
+
+Alarmed at the weight which Marlborough might derive from the
+presence and support of so great a commander, and the natural
+sympathy of all generous minds with the cordial admiration which
+these two great men entertained for each other, the ministers had
+recourse to a pretended conspiracy, which it was alleged had been
+discovered on the part of Marlborough and Eugene to seize the
+government and dethrone the Queen, on the 17th November. St John and
+Oxford had too much sense to publish such a ridiculous statement;
+but it was made the subject of several secret examinations before
+the Privy Council, in order to augment the apprehensions and
+secure the concurrence of the Queen in their measures. Such as it
+was, the tale was treated as a mere malicious invention, even by
+the contemporary foreign annalists,[13] though it has since been
+repeated as true by more than one party native historian.[14] This
+ridiculous calumny, and the atrocious libels as to the embezzlement
+of the public money, however, produced the desired effect. They
+inflamed the mind of the Queen, and removed that vacillation in
+regard to the measures of government, from which so much danger was
+apprehended by the Tory administration. Having answered the desired
+end, they were allowed quietly to go to sleep. No proceedings in
+the House of Peers, or elsewhere, followed the resolutions of the
+Commons condemnatory of Marlborough's financial administration in
+the Low Countries. His defence, published in the newspapers, though
+abundantly vigorous, was neither answered nor prosecuted as a libel
+on the Commissioners or House of Commons; and the alleged Stuart
+conspiracy was never more heard of, till it was long after drawn
+from its slumber by the malice of English party spirit.
+
+ [13] _Mém. de Torcy_, iii. 268, 269.
+
+ [14] SWIFT'S _Four Last Years of Queen Anne_, 59; _Continuation of_
+ RAPIN, xviii. 468. 8vo edit.
+
+Meanwhile the negotiations at Utrecht for a general peace continued,
+and St John and Oxford soon found themselves embarrassed by the
+extravagant pretensions which their own conduct had revived in the
+plenipotentiaries of Louis. So great was the general indignation
+excited by the publication of the preliminaries at Utrecht, that St
+John felt the necessity of discontinuing any general negotiation,
+and converting it into a private correspondence between the
+plenipotentiaries of the English and French crowns.[15] Great
+difficulty was experienced in coming to an accommodation, in
+consequence of the rising demands of the French plenipotentiaries,
+who, deeming themselves secure of support from the English ministry,
+not only positively refused to abandon Spain and the Indies, but
+now demanded the Netherlands for the Elector of Bavaria, and the
+cession of Lille and Tournay in return for the seizure of Dunkirk.
+The sudden death, however, first of the Dauphiness of France,
+and then of the Dauphin, the former of whom was carried off by
+a malignant fever on the 12th, the latter on the 18th February
+1712, followed by the death of their eldest son on the 23d,
+produced feelings of commiseration for the aged monarch, now in his
+seventy-third year and broken down by misfortunes, which rendered
+the progress of the separate negotiation more easy. England agreed
+to abandon its allies, and the main object of the war, on condition
+that a guarantee should be obtained against the crowns of France
+and Spain being united on the same head. On this frail security,
+the English ministry agreed to withdraw their contingent from the
+Allied army; and to induce the Dutch to follow their example, Ipres
+was offered to them on the same terms as Dunkirk had been to Great
+Britain.[16]
+
+ [15] "The French will see that there is a possibility of reviving
+ the love of war in our people, by the indignation that has been
+ expressed at the plan given in at Utrecht."--_Mr Secretary St
+ John to British Plenipotentiary_, Dec. 28, 1711.--BOLINGBROKE'S
+ _Correspondence_, ii. 93.
+
+ [16] Coxe, vi. 189, 184.
+
+The disastrous effects of this secret and dishonourable secession,
+on the part of England, from the confederacy, were soon apparent.
+Great had been the preparations of the continental Allies for
+continuing the contest; and while the English contingent remained
+with them, their force was irresistible. Prince Eugene was at the
+head of the army in Flanders, and, including the British forces
+under the Duke of Ormond, it amounted to the immense force of
+122,000 effective men, with 120 guns, sixteen howitzers, and an
+ample pontoon train. To oppose this, by far the largest army he had
+yet had to confront in the Low Countries, Villars had scarcely at
+his command 100,000 men, and they were ill equipped, imperfectly
+supplied with artillery, and grievously depressed in spirit by
+their long series of disasters. Eugene commanded the army of the
+confederates; for although the English ministry had been lavish
+in their promises of unqualified support, the Dutch had begun to
+entertain serious suspicions of their sincerity, and bestowed the
+command on that tried officer instead of the Duke of Ormond, who
+had succeeded Marlborough in the command of the English contingent.
+But Marlborough's soul still directed the movements of the army;
+and Eugene's plan of the campaign was precisely that which that
+great commander had chalked out at the close of the preceding one.
+This was to besiege Quesnoy and Landrecies, _the last_ of the iron
+barrier of France which in this quarter protected the frontier,
+and immediately after to inundate the open country, and advance as
+rapidly as possible to Paris. It was calculated they might reach
+it in _ten_ marches from Landrecies; and it was well known that
+there was neither a defensible position nor fortress of any sort to
+arrest the invaders' march. The Court of Versailles were in despair:
+the general opinion was, that the King should leave Paris, and
+retire to Blois; and although the proud spirit of Louis recoiled
+at such a proposal, yet, in taking leave of Marshal Villars, he
+declared--"Should a disaster occur, I will go to Peronne or St
+Quentin, collect all my troops, and with you risk a last effort,
+determined to perish, or save the State."[17]
+
+ [17] _Mém. de Villars_, ii. 197.
+
+But the French monarch was spared this last desperate alternative.
+The defection of the British Cabinet saved his throne, when all his
+means of defence were exhausted. Eugene, on opening the campaign on
+the 1st May, anxiously inquired of the Duke of Ormond whether he
+had authority to act vigorously in the campaign, and received an
+answer that he had the same authority as the Duke of Marlborough,
+and was prepared to join in attacking the enemy. Preparations were
+immediately made for forcing the enemy's lines, which covered
+Quesnoy, previous to an attack on that fortress. But, at the very
+time that this was going on, the work of perfidious defection
+was consummated. On May 10, Mr Secretary St John sent positive
+orders to Ormond to take no part in any general engagement, as the
+questions at issue between the contending parties were on the
+point of adjustment.[18] Intimation of this secret order was sent
+to the Court of France, but it was directed to be kept a positive
+secret from the Allied generals. Ormond, upon the receipt of these
+orders, opened a private correspondence with Villars, informing
+him that their troops were no longer enemies, and that the future
+movements of the troops under his command were only to get forage
+and provisions. This correspondence was unknown to Eugene; but
+circumstances soon brought the defection of England to light. In
+the middle of it, the Allied forces had passed the Scheldt, and
+taken post between Noyeller and the Boiase, close to Villars's
+position. To bring the sincerity of the English to a test, Eugene
+proposed a general attack on the enemy's line, which was open and
+exposed, on the 28th May. _But Ormond declined_, requesting the
+operation might be delayed for a few days. The defection was now
+apparent, and the Dutch deputies loudly condemned such dishonorable
+conduct; but Eugene, anxious to make the most of the presence of the
+British troops, though their co-operation could no longer be relied
+on, proposed to besiege Quesnoy, which was laid open by Villars's
+retreat. Ormond, who felt acutely the painful and discreditable
+situation in which, without any fault of his own, he was placed,
+could not refuse, and the investment took place that very day. The
+operations were conducted by _the Dutch and Imperial troops alone_;
+and the town was taken, after a siege of six weeks, on the 10th
+July.[19]
+
+ [18] "Her Majesty, my lord, has reason to believe that we shall
+ come to an agreement upon the great article of the union of the
+ monarchies, as soon as a courier sent from Versailles to Madrid can
+ return. It is, therefore, the Queen's _positive command_ to your
+ Grace that _you avoid engaging in any siege, or hazarding a battle_,
+ till you have further orders from her Majesty. I am, at the same
+ time, directed to let your Grace know, that you are _to disguise
+ the receipt of this order_; and her Majesty thinks you cannot want
+ pretences for conducting yourself, without owning that which might
+ at present have an ill effect if it was publicly known. _P.S._ I
+ had almost forgot to tell your Grace that communication is made
+ of this order _to the Court of France_, so that if the Marshal de
+ Villars takes, in any private way, notice of it to you, your Grace
+ will answer it accordingly."--_Mr Secretary St John to the Duke of
+ Ormond_, May 10, 1712. BOLINGBROKE'S _Correspondence_, ii. 320.
+
+ [19] Eugene to Marlborough, June 9, 1712.--Coxe vi. 199.
+
+This disgraceful defection on the part of the English government
+excited, as well it might, the utmost indignation among the Allies,
+and produced mingled feelings of shame and mortification among all
+real patriots or men of honour in this country. By abandoning the
+contest in this manner, when it was on the very point of being
+crowned with success, the English lost the fruit of TEN costly
+and bloody campaigns, and suffered the war to terminate without
+attaining the main object for which it had been undertaken. Louis
+XIV., defeated, and all but ruined, was permitted to retain for his
+grandson the Spanish succession; and England, victorious, and within
+sight, as it were, of Paris, was content to halt in the career
+of victory, and lost the opportunity, never to be regained for a
+century to come, of permanently restraining the ambition of France.
+It was the same as if, a few days after the battle of Waterloo,
+England had concluded a separate peace, guaranteeing the throne of
+Spain to Joseph Buonaparte, and providing only for its not being
+held also by the Emperor of France. Lord Halifax gave vent to the
+general indignation of all generous and patriotic men, when he said,
+in the debate on the address, on 28th May, after enumerating the
+proud list of victories which, since the commencement of the war,
+had attended the arms of England,--"But all this pleasing prospect
+is totally effaced by the orders given to the Queen's general, not
+to act offensively against the enemy. I pity that heroic and gallant
+general, who, on other occasions, took delight to charge the most
+formidable corps and strongest squadrons, and cannot but be uneasy
+at his being fettered with shackles, and thereby prevented from
+reaping the glory which he might well expect from leading on troops
+so long accustomed to conquer. I pity the Allies, who have relied
+upon the aid and friendship of the British nation, perceiving that
+what they had done at so great an expense of blood and treasure is
+of no effect, as they will be exposed to the revenge of that power
+against whom they have been so active. I pity the Queen, her royal
+successors, and the present and future generations of Britain, when
+they shall find the nation deeply involved in debt, and that the
+common enemy who occasioned it, though once near being sufficiently
+humbled, does still triumph, and design their ruin; and are informed
+that this proceeds from the conduct of the British cabinet, in
+neglecting to make a right use of those advantages and happy
+occasions which their own courage and God's blessing had put into
+their hands."[20]
+
+ [20] _Parl. Hist._, May 28, 1712. _Lockhart Papers_, i, 392
+
+Marlborough seconded the motion of Halifax, in a speech of peculiar
+interest, as the last which he made on the conduct of this eventful
+war. "Although," said he, "the negotiations for peace may be far
+advanced, yet I can see no reason which should induce the Allies
+or ourselves to remain inactive, and not push on the war with the
+utmost vigour, as we have incurred the expense of recruiting the
+army for the service of another year. That army is now in the
+field; and it has often occurred that a victory or a siege produced
+good effects and manifold advantages, when treaties were still
+further advanced than in the present negotiation. And as I am of
+opinion that we should make the most we can for ourselves, the
+only infallible way to force France to an entire submission, is
+to besiege and occupy Cambray or Arras, and to carry the war into
+the heart of the kingdom. But as the troops of the enemy are now
+encamped, it is impossible to execute that design, unless they are
+withdrawn from their position; and as they cannot be reduced to
+retire for want of provisions, they must be attacked and forced. For
+the truth of what I say I appeal to a noble duke (Argyle) whom I
+rejoice to see in this house, because he knows the country, and is
+as good a judge of these matters as any person now alive." Argyle,
+though a bitter personal enemy of Marlborough, thus appealed to,
+said,--"I do indeed know that country, and the situation of the
+enemy in their present camp, and I agree with the noble duke, that
+it is impossible to remove them without attacking and driving them
+away; and, until that is effected, neither of the two sieges alluded
+to can be undertaken. I likewise agree that the capture of these two
+towns is the most effectual way to carry on the war with advantage,
+and would be a fatal blow to France."[21]
+
+ [21] _Coxe_, vi. 192, 193.
+
+Notwithstanding the creation of twelve peers to swamp the Upper
+House, it is doubtful how the division would have gone, had not
+Lord Strafford, a cabinet minister, observed, in reply to the
+charge, that the British government was about to conclude a separate
+peace,--"Nothing of that nature has ever been intended; for such
+a peace would be so _foolish, villanous, and knavish_, that every
+servant of the Queen must answer for it with his head to the nation.
+The Allies _are acquainted with our proceedings, and satisfied with
+our terms_." This statement was made by a British minister, in his
+place in Parliament, on the 28th May, eighteen days _after_ the
+private letter from Mr Secretary St John to the Duke of Ormond,
+already quoted, mentioning the private treaty with Louis, enjoining
+him to keep it secret from the Allies, and communicate clandestinely
+with Villars. But such a declaration, coming from an accredited
+minister of the crown, produced a great impression, and ministers
+prevailed by a majority of sixty-eight to forty. In the course of
+the debate, Earl Poulett let fall such cutting expressions against
+Marlborough for having, as he alleged, led his troops to certain
+destruction, in order to profit by the sale of the officers'
+commissions,[22] that the Duke, without deigning a reply, sent him a
+challenge on leaving the house. The agitation, however, of the Earl,
+who was less cool than the iron veteran on the prospect of such a
+meeting, revealed what was going forward, and by an order of the
+Queen, the affair was terminated without bloodshed.[23]
+
+ [22] "No one can doubt the Duke of Ormond's bravery; but he is not
+ like a certain general who led troops to the slaughter, to cause a
+ great number of officers to be knocked on the head in a battle, or
+ against stone walls, in order to fill his pockets by the sale of
+ their commissions."--Coxe, vi. 196.
+
+ [23] _Lockhart Papers_, i. 392; Coxe, vi. 196, 199.
+
+It soon appeared how much foundation there was for the assertion
+of the Queen's ministers, that England was engaged in no separate
+negotiation for a peace. On the 6th June were promulgated the
+outlines of the treaty which afterwards became so famous as the
+PEACE OF UTRECHT. The Duke of Anjou was to renounce for ever, for
+himself and his descendants, all claim to the French crown; and the
+crown of Spain was to descend, by _the male line_ only, to the Duke
+of Anjou, and failing them to certain princes of the Bourbon line
+by _male_ descent, always excluding him who was possessed of the
+French crown.[24] Gibraltar and Minorca remained to England; Dunkirk
+was to be demolished; the Spanish Netherlands were to be ceded to
+Austria, with Naples, Milan, and Sardinia; the barrier towns were
+to be ceded to the Dutch, as required in 1709, with the exception
+of two or three places. Spain and her Indian colonies remained
+with the Duke of Anjou and his male heirs, as King of Spain. And
+thus, at the conclusion of the most glorious and successful war
+recorded in English history, did the English cabinet leave to
+France the great object of the contest,--the crown of Spain, and
+its magnificent Indian colonies, placed on the head of a prince of
+the Bourbon race. With truth did Marlborough observe, in the debate
+on the preliminaries--"The measures pursued in England for the last
+year are directly contrary to her Majesty's engagements with the
+Allies, sully the triumphs and glories of her reign, and will render
+the English name odious to all other nations."[25] It was all in
+vain. The people loudly clamoured for peace; the Tory ministry was
+seconded by a vast numerical majority throughout the country. The
+peace was approved of by large majorities in both houses. Parliament
+was soon after prorogued; and Marlborough, seeing his public career
+terminated, solicited and obtained passports to go abroad, which he
+soon afterwards did.
+
+ [24] The words of the treaty, which subsequent events have rendered
+ of importance, on this point, were these:--Philippe V. King of
+ Spain renounced "à toutes pretentions, droits, et tîtres que lui et
+ sa postérité avaient ou pourraient avoir à l'avenir à la couronne
+ de France. Il consentit pour lui et sa postérité que ce droit fût
+ tenu et considéré comme passé au Duc de Berry son frère et à ses
+ descendans et postérité _male_; et en defaut de ce prince, et de sa
+ postérité _male_, au Duc de Bourbon son cousin et _à ses héritiers_,
+ et aussi successivement à tous les princes du sang de France." The
+ Duke of Saxony and his _male_ heirs were called to the succession,
+ failing Philippe V. and his male heirs. This act of renunciation
+ and entail of the crown of Spain on _male_ heirs, was ratified by
+ the Cortes of Castile and Arragon; by the parliament of Paris,
+ by Great Britain and France in the sixth article of the Treaty
+ of Utrecht.--_Vide_ SCHOELL, _Hist. de Trait._, ii. 99, 105, and
+ DUMONT, _Corp. Dipl._, tom. viii. p. 1. p. 339.
+
+ [25] Coxe, vi. 205.
+
+Great was the mourning, and loud the lamentations, both in the
+British and Allied troops, when the fatal day arrived that the
+former were to separate from their old companions in arms. On the
+10th July, the very day on which Quesnoy surrendered, the last of
+their long line of triumphs, Ormond, having exhausted every sort of
+procrastination to postpone the dreaded hour, was compelled to order
+the English troops to march. He in vain, however, gave a similar
+order to the auxiliaries in British pay; the hereditary Prince of
+Cassel replied--"The Hessians would gladly march, if it were to
+fight the French." Another, "We do not serve for pay, but fame."
+The native British, however, were compelled to obey the order of
+their sovereign, and they set out, twelve thousand strong, from
+the camp at Cambresis. Of all the Germans in British pay, only one
+battalion of Holstein men, and a regiment of dragoons from Liege,
+accompanied them. Silent and dejected they took their way; the men
+kept their eyes on the ground, the officers did not venture to
+return the parting salute of the comrades who had so long fought
+and conquered by their side. Not a word was spoken on either side,
+the hearts of all were too big for utterance; but the averted eye,
+the mournful air, the tear often trickling down the cheek, told
+the deep dejection which was every where felt. It seemed as if the
+Allies were following to the grave, with profound affection, the
+whole body of their British comrades. But when the troops reached
+their resting-place for the night, and the suspension of arms was
+proclaimed at the head of each regiment, the general indignation
+became so vehement, that even the bonds of military discipline were
+unable to restrain it. A universal cry, succeeded by a loud murmur,
+was heard through the camp. The British soldiers were seen tearing
+their hair, casting their muskets on the ground, and rending their
+clothes, uttering all the while furious exclamations against the
+government which had so shamefully betrayed them. The officers were
+so overwhelmed with vexation, that they sat apart in their tents
+looking on the ground, through very shame; and for several days
+shrunk from the sight even of their fellow-soldiers. Many left their
+colours to serve with the Allies, others withdrew, and whenever they
+thought of Marlborough and their days of glory, tears filled their
+eyes.[26]
+
+ [26] Cunningham, ii. 432; Milner, 356.
+
+It soon appeared that it was not without reason that these gloomy
+presentiments prevailed on both sides, as to the consequences of the
+British withdrawing from the contest. So elated were the French by
+their secession, that they speedily lost all sense of gratitude and
+even honesty, and refused to give up Dunkirk to the British, which
+was only effected with great difficulty on the earnest entreaties
+of the British government. So great were the difficulties which
+beset the negotiation, that St John was obliged to repair in person
+to Paris, where he remained _incognito_ for a considerable time,
+and effected a compromise of the objects still in dispute between
+the parties. The secession of England from the confederacy was
+now openly announced; and, as the Allies refused to abide by her
+preliminaries, the separate negotiation continued between the two
+countries, and lingered on for nearly a year after the suspension of
+arms.
+
+Meanwhile Eugene, after the departure of the British, continued his
+operations, and laid siege to Landrecies, the last of the barrier
+fortresses on the road to Paris, in the end of July. But it soon
+appeared that England had been the soul of the confederacy; and that
+it was the tutelary arm of Marlborough which had so long averted
+disaster, and chained victory to its standard. Nothing but defeat
+and misfortune attended the Allies after her secession. Even the
+great and tried abilities of Eugene were inadequate to procure for
+them one single success, after the colours of England no longer
+waved in their ranks. During the investment of Landrecies, Villars
+drew together the garrisons from the neighbouring towns, no longer
+threatened by the English troops, and surprised at Denain a body of
+eight thousand men, stationed there for the purpose of facilitating
+the passage of convoys to the besieging army. This disaster
+rendered it necessary to raise the siege of Landrecies, and Villars
+immediately resumed the offensive. Douay was speedily invested: a
+fruitless effort of Eugene to retain it only exposed him to the
+mortification of witnessing its surrender. Not expecting so sudden a
+reverse of fortune, the fortresses recently taken were not provided
+with provisions or ammunition, and were in no condition to make
+any effectual resistance. Quesnoy soon fell from this cause; and
+Bouchain, the last trophy of Marlborough's victories, opened its
+gates on the 10th October. The coalition was paralysed; and Louis,
+who so lately trembled for his capital, found his armies advancing
+from conquest to conquest, and tearing from the Allies the fruits of
+all their victories.[27]
+
+ [27] _Mém. de Villars_, ii. 396, 421.
+
+These disasters, and the evident inability of the Allied armies,
+without the aid of the English, to keep their ground in Flanders,
+in a manner compelled the Dutch, how unwilling soever, to follow
+the example of Great Britain, in treating separately with France.
+They became parties, accordingly, to the pacification at Utrecht;
+and Savoy also concluded peace there. But the barrier for which
+they had so ardently contended was, by the desertion of England,
+so much reduced, that it ceased to afford any effectual security
+against the encroachments of France. That power held the most
+important fortresses in Flanders which had been conquered by Louis
+XIV.--Cambray, Valenciennes, and Arras. Lille, the conquest on
+which Marlborough most prided himself, was restored by the Allies,
+and with it Bethune, Aire, St Venant, and many other places. The
+Dutch felt, in the strongest manner, the evil consequences of a
+treaty which thus, in a manner, left the enemy at their gates;
+and the irritation consequently produced against England was so
+violent that it continued through the greater part of the eighteenth
+century. Austria, indignant at being thus deserted by all her
+Allies, continued the contest alone through another campaign. But
+she was overmatched in the contest; her resources were exhausted;
+and, by the advice of Eugene, conferences were opened at Rastadt,
+from which, as a just reward for her perfidy, England was excluded.
+A treaty was soon concluded on the basis of the Treaty of Ryswick.
+It left Charles the Low Countries, and all the Spanish territories
+in Italy, except Sicily; but, with Sardinia, Bavaria was restored.
+France retained Landau, but restored New Brisach, Fribourg, and
+Kehl. Thus was that great power left in possession of the whole
+conquests ceded to Louis XIV. by the treaties of Aix-la-Chapelle,
+Nimeguen, and Ryswick, with the vast addition of the family alliance
+with a Bourbon prince, possessing Spain and the Indies. A century
+of repeated wars on the part of England and the European powers,
+with France, followed by the dreadful struggle of the Revolutionary
+contest, and the costly campaigns of Wellington, were the legacy
+bequeathed to the nation by Bolingbroke and Harley, in arresting
+the course of Marlborough's victories, and restoring France to
+preponderance, when it was on the eve of being reduced to a level
+consistent with the independence of other states. Well might Mr Pitt
+style the Treaty of Utrecht "the indelible reproach of the age!"[28]
+
+ [28] Mr Pitt to Sir Benjamin Keene.--_Memoirs of the Spanish Kings_,
+ c. 57.
+
+Marlborough's public career was now terminated; and the dissensions
+which had cast him down from power had so completely extinguished
+his political influence, that during the remaining years of his
+life, he rarely appeared at all in public life. On landing on
+the Continent, at Brille, on the 24th November, he was received
+with such demonstrations of gratitude and respect, as showed how
+deeply his public services had sunk into the hearts of men, and how
+warmly they appreciated his efforts to avert from England and the
+Coalition, the evils likely to flow from the Treaty of Utrecht. At
+Maestricht he was welcomed with the honours usually reserved for
+sovereign princes; and although he did his utmost, on the journey to
+Aix-la-Chapelle, to avoid attracting the public attention, and to
+slip unobserved through byways, yet the eagerness of the public, or
+the gratitude of his old soldiers, discovered him wherever he went.
+Wherever he passed, crowds of all ranks were waiting to see him,
+could they only get a glimpse of the hero who had saved the empire,
+and filled the world with his renown. All were struck with his noble
+air and demeanour, softened, though not weakened, by the approach
+of age. They declared that his appearance was not less conquering
+than his sword. Many burst into tears when they recollected what he
+had been, and what he was, and how unaccountably the great nation
+to which he belonged had fallen from the height of glory to such
+degradation. Yet was the manner of Marlborough so courteous and yet
+animated, his conversation so simple and yet cheerful, that it was
+commonly said at the time, "that the only things he had forgotten
+were his own deeds, and the only things he remembered were the
+misfortunes of others." Crowds of all ranks, from the highest to
+the lowest, hastened to attend his levee at Aix-la-Chapelle on the
+17th January 1713, and the Duke de Lesdeguières, on leaving it,
+said, with equal justice and felicity,--"I can now say that I have
+seen the man who is equal to the Maréchal de Turenne in conduct,
+to the Prince of Condé in courage, and superior to the Maréchal de
+Luxembourg in success."[29]
+
+ [29] _Life of Marlborough_, 175.
+
+But if the veteran hero found some compensation, in the unanimous
+admiration of foreign nations, for the ingratitude with which he
+had been treated by the government of his own, he was soon destined
+to find that gratitude for past services was not to be looked
+for among foreign nations any more than his own countrymen. Upon
+the restoration of the Elector, by the treaty of Rastadt, the
+principality of Mendleheim, which had been bestowed upon Marlborough
+after the battle of Blenheim by the Emperor Joseph, was resumed
+by the Elector. No stipulation in his favour was made either by
+the British government or the Imperial court, and therefore the
+estate, which yielded a clear revenue of £2000 a-year, was lost to
+Marlborough. He transmitted, through Prince Eugene, a memorial to
+the Emperor, claiming an indemnity for his loss; but though it was
+earnestly supported by that generous prince, yet being unaided by
+any efforts on the part of the English ministry, it was allowed to
+fall asleep. An indemnity was often promised, even by the Emperor
+in writing,[30] but performance of the promise was always evaded.
+The Duke was made a prince of the Holy Roman Empire, but obtained
+nothing but empty honours for his services; and at this moment,
+these high-sounding titles are all that remain in the Marlborough
+family to testify the gratitude of the Cæsars to the hero who saved
+their Imperial and Royal thrones.[31]
+
+ [30] "At the future congress, his Imperial Majesty will do all
+ that is possible to sustain my Lord Duke in the principality
+ of Mendleheim, but if it should so happen that any invincible
+ difficulty should occur in that affair, his Imperial Highness
+ will give his Highness an equivalent out of his own hereditary
+ dominions."--_Emperor Charles VI. to Duchess of Marlborough_, August
+ 8, 1712.--Coxe, vi. 248.
+
+ [31] Coxe, vi. 249, 251.
+
+The same oblivion of past and inappreciable services, when they
+were no longer required, pursued the illustrious general in his
+declining years, on the part of his own countrymen. The got-up
+stories about embezzlement and dilapidation of the public money, in
+Flanders, were allowed to go to sleep, when they had answered their
+destined purpose of bringing about his fall from political power.
+No grounds were found for a prosecution which could afford a chance
+of success, even in the swamped and now subservient House of Peers.
+But every thing that malice could suggest, or party bitterness
+effect, was done to fill the last days of the immortal hero with
+anxiety and disquiet. Additional charges were brought against him
+by the commissioners, founded on the allegation that he had drawn
+a pistole per troop, and ten shillings a company, for mustering
+the soldiers, though, in the foreign auxiliaries, it was often not
+done. Marlborough at once transmitted a refutation of those fresh
+charges, so clear and decisive, that it entirely silenced those
+accusations.[32] But his enemies, though driven from this ground,
+still persecuted him with unrelenting malice. The noble pile of
+Blenheim, standing, as it did, an enduring monument at once of the
+Duke's services and the nation's gratitude, was a grievous eyesore
+to the dominant majority in England, and they did all in their
+power to prevent its completion.
+
+ [32] Duke of Marlborough's Answer, June 2, 1713.
+
+Orders were first given to the Treasury, on June 1, 1712, to suspend
+any further payments from the royal exchequer; and commissioners
+were appointed to investigate the claims of the creditors and
+expense of the work. They recommended the payment of a third to each
+claimant, which was accordingly made; but as many years elapsed, and
+no further payments to account were made, the principal creditors
+brought an action in the Court of Exchequer against the Duke, as
+personally liable for the amount, and the court pronounced decree
+in favour of the plaintiffs, which was affirmed, after a long
+litigation, in the House of Lords. Meanwhile the works, for want
+of any paymaster, were at a stand; and this noble pile, this proud
+monument of a nation's gratitude, would have remained a modern ruin
+to this day, had it not been completed from the private funds of the
+hero whose services it was intended to commemorate. But the Duke
+of Marlborough, as well as the Duchess, were too much interested
+in the work to allow it to remain unfinished. He left by his will
+fifty thousand pounds to complete the building, which was still in
+very unfinished state at the time of his death, and the duty was
+faithfully performed by the Duchess after his decease. From the
+accounts of the total expense, preserved at Blenheim, it appears,
+that out of three hundred thousand pounds, which the whole edifice
+cost, no less than sixty thousand pounds was provided from the
+private funds of the Duke of Marlborough.[33]
+
+ [33] Coxe, vi. 369, 373.
+
+It may readily be believed that so long-continued and unrelenting a
+persecution of so great a man and distinguished benefactor of his
+country, proceeded from something more than mere envy at greatness,
+powerful as that principle ever is in little minds. In truth, it was
+part of the deep-laid plan for the restoration of the Stuart line,
+which the declining state of the Queen's health, and the probable
+unpopularity of the Hanover family, now revived in greater vigour
+than ever. During this critical period, Marlborough, who was still
+on the Continent, remained perfectly firm to the Act of Settlement,
+and the Protestant cause. Convinced that England was threatened
+with a counter-revolution, he used his endeavours to secure the
+fidelity of the garrison of Dunkirk, and offered to embark at its
+head in support of the Protestant succession. He sent General
+Cadogan to make the necessary arrangements with General Stanhope
+for transporting troops to England, to support the Hanoverian
+succession, and offered to lend the Elector of Hanover £20,000 to
+aid him in his endeavour to secure the succession. So sensible was
+the Electoral house of the magnitude of his services, and his zeal
+in their behalf, that the Electress Sophia entrusted him with a
+blank warrant, appointing him commander-in-chief of her troops and
+garrisons, on her accession to the crown.[34]
+
+ [34] Coxe, vi. 263.
+
+On the death of Queen Anne, on August 1, 1714, Marlborough
+returned to England, and was soon after appointed captain-general
+and master-general of the ordnance. Bolingbroke and Oxford were
+shortly after impeached, and the former then threw off the mask, by
+flying to France, where he openly entered into the service of the
+Pretender at St Germains. Marlborough's great popularity with the
+army was soon after the means of enabling him to appease a mutiny
+in the guards, which at first threatened to be alarming. During the
+rebellion in 1715, he directed, in a great degree, the operations
+against the rebels, though he did not actually take the field; and
+to his exertions, its rapid suppression was in a great measure to be
+ascribed.
+
+But the period had now arrived when the usual fate of mortality
+awaited this illustrious man. Severe domestic bereavements preceded
+his dissolution, and in a manner weaned him from a world which
+he had passed through with so much glory. His daughter, Lady
+Bridgewater, died in March 1714; and this was soon followed by
+the death of his favourite daughter, Anne Countess of Sunderland,
+who united uncommon elegance and beauty to unaffected piety and
+exemplary virtue. Marlborough himself was not long of following
+his beloved relatives to the grave. On the 28th May 1716, he was
+seized with a fit of palsy, so severe that it deprived him, for a
+time, alike of speech and recollection. He recovered, however, to
+a certain degree, and went to Bath, for the benefit of the waters;
+and a gleam of returning light shone upon his mind when he visited
+Blenheim on the 18th October. He expressed great satisfaction at the
+survey of the plan; which reminded him of his great achievements;
+but when he saw, in one of the few rooms which were finished, a
+picture of himself at the battle of Blenheim, he turned away with
+a mournful air, with the words--"Something then, but now----" On
+November 18th he was attacked by another stroke, more severe than
+the former, and his family hastened to pay the last duties, as
+they conceived, to their departing parent. The strength of his
+constitution, however, triumphed for a time even over this violent
+attack; but though he continued contrary to his own wishes, in
+conformity with those of his friends, who needed the support of
+his great reputation, to hold office, and occasionally appeared in
+parliament, yet his public career was at an end. A considerable
+addition was made to his fortune by the sagacity of the Duchess,
+who persuaded him to embark part of his funds in the South Sea
+scheme; and foreseeing the crash which was approaching, sold out so
+opportunely, that, instead of losing, she gained £100,000 by the
+transaction. On the 27th November 1721, he made his last appearance
+in the House of Lords; but in June 1722, he was again attacked with
+paralysis so violently, that he lay for some days nearly motionless,
+though in perfect possession of his faculties. To a question from
+the Duchess, whether he heard the prayers read as usual at night, on
+the 15th June, in his apartment; he replied, "Yes; and I joined in
+them." These were his last words. On the morning of the 16th he sunk
+rapidly, and, at four o'clock, calmly breathed his last, in the 72d
+year of his age.[35]
+
+ [35] Lediard, 496. Coxe, vi. 384, 385.
+
+Envy is generally extinguished by death, because the object of it
+has ceased to stand in the way of those who feel it. Marlborough's
+funeral obsequies were celebrated with uncommon magnificence, and
+all ranks and parties joined in doing him honour. His body lay in
+state for several days at Marlborough House, and crowds flocked
+together from all the three kingdoms to witness the imposing
+ceremony of his funeral, which was performed with the utmost
+magnificence, on the 28th June. The procession was opened by a
+long array of military, among whom were General, now Lord Cadogan,
+and many other officers who had suffered and bled in his cause.
+Long files of heralds, officers-at-arms, and pursuivants followed,
+bearing banners emblazoned with his armorial achievements, among
+which appeared, in uncommon lustre, the standard of Woodstock,
+exhibiting the arms of France on the Cross of St George. In the
+centre of the cavalcade was a lofty car, drawn by eight horses,
+which bore the mortal remains of the Hero, under a splendid canopy
+adorned by plumes, military trophies, and heraldic devices of
+conquest. Shields were affixed to the sides, bearing the names of
+the towns he had taken, and the fields he had won. Blenheim was
+there, and Oudenarde, Ramilies and Malplaquet; Lille and Tournay;
+Bethune, Douay, and Ruremonde; Bouchain and Mons, Maestricht and
+Ghent. This array of names made the English blush for the manner
+in which they had treated their hero. On either side were five
+generals in military mourning, bearing aloft banderoles, on which
+were emblazoned the arms of the family. Eight dukes supported
+the pall; besides the relatives of the deceased, the noblest and
+proudest of England's nobility joined in the procession. Yet the
+most moving part of the ceremony was the number of old soldiers who
+had combated with the hero on his fields of fame, and who might now
+be known, in the dense crowds which thronged the streets, by their
+uncovered heads, grey hairs, and the tears which trickled down their
+cheeks. The body was deposited, with great solemnity, in Westminster
+Abbey, at the east end of the tomb of Henry VII.; but this was not
+its final resting-place in this world. It was soon after removed
+to the chapel at Blenheim, where it was deposited in a magnificent
+mausoleum; and there it still remains, surmounted by the noble pile
+which the genius of Vanbrugh had conceived to express a nation's
+gratitude.[36]
+
+ [36] Coxe, vi. 384-387.
+
+The extraordinary merit of Marlborough's military talents will not
+be duly appreciated, unless the peculiar nature of the contest he
+was called on to direct, and the character which he assumed in his
+time, is taken into consideration.
+
+The feudal times had ceased--at least so far as the raising of
+a military force by its machinery was concerned. Louis XIV.,
+indeed, when pressed for men, more than once summoned the ban
+and arrière-ban of France to his standards, and he always had a
+gallant array of feudal nobility in his antechambers, or around his
+headquarters. But war, both on his part and that of his antagonists,
+was carried on, generally speaking, with standing armies, supported
+by the belligerent state. The vast, though generally tumultuary
+array which the Plantagenet or Valois sovereigns summoned to their
+support, but which, bound only to serve for forty days, generally
+disappeared before a few months of hostilities were over, could no
+longer be relied on. The modern system invented by revolutionary
+France, of making war maintain war, and sending forth starving
+multitudes with arms in their hands, to subsist by the plunder
+of the adjoining states, was unknown. The national passions had
+not been roused, which alone would bring it into operation. The
+decline of the feudal system forbade the hope that contests could
+be maintained by the chivalrous attachment of a faithful nobility:
+the democratic spirit had not been so aroused as to supply its place
+by popular fervour. Religious passions, indeed, had been strongly
+excited; but they had prompted men rather to suffer than to act: the
+disputations of the pulpit were their natural arena: in the last
+extremity they were more allied to the resignation of the martyr,
+than the heroism of the soldier. Between the two, there extended a
+long period of above a century and a half, during which governments
+had acquired the force, and mainly relied on the power, of standing
+armies; but the resources at their disposal for their support were
+so limited, that the greatest economy in the husbanding both of men
+and money was indispensable.
+
+Richard Coeur de Lion, Edward III., and Henry V., were the models
+of feudal leaders, and their wars were a faithful mirror of the
+feudal contests. Setting forth at the head of a force, which, if
+not formidable in point of numbers, was generally extremely so
+from equipment and the use of arms, the nobles around them were
+generally too proud and high-spirited to decline a combat, even
+on any possible terms of disadvantage. They took the field as
+the knights went to a _champ clos_, to engage their adversaries
+in single conflict; and it was deemed equally dishonourable to
+retire without fighting from the one as the other. But they had no
+permanent force at their disposal to secure a lasting fruit even
+from the greatest victories. The conquest of a petty province,
+a diminutive fortress, was often their only result. Hence the
+desperate battles, so memorable in warlike annals, which they
+fought, and hence the miserable and almost nugatory results which
+almost invariably followed their greatest triumphs. Cressy,
+Poictiers, and Azincour, followed by the expulsion of the English
+from France; Methven and Dunbar, by their ignominious retreat from
+Scotland; Ascalon and Ptolemais, by their being driven from the
+Holy Land, must immediately occur to every reader. This state of
+war necessarily imprinted a corresponding character on the feudal
+generals. They were high-spirited and daring in action--often
+skilful in tactics--generally ignorant of strategy--covetous of
+military renown, but careless of national advancement--and often
+more solicitous to conquer an adversary in single conflict, than
+reduce a fortress, or win a province.
+
+But when armies were raised at the expense, not of nobles, but of
+kings--when their cost became a lasting and heavy drain on the royal
+exchequer--sovereigns grew desirous of a more durable and profitable
+result from their victories. Standing armies, though commonly
+powerful, often irresistible when accumulated in large bodies--were
+yet extremely expensive. They were felt the more from the great
+difficulty of getting the people in every country, at that period,
+to submit to any considerable amount of direct taxation. More
+than one flourishing province had been lost, or powerful monarchy
+overturned, in the attempt to increase such burdens; witness the
+loss of Holland to Spain, the execution of Charles I. in England.
+In this dilemma, arising from the experienced necessity of raising
+standing armies on the one hand, and the extreme difficulty of
+permanently providing for them on the other, the only resource was
+to spare both the blood of the soldiers and the expenses of the
+government as much as possible. Durable conquests, acquisitions of
+towns and provinces which could yield revenues and furnish men,
+became the great object of ambition. The point of feudal honour was
+forgot in the inanity of its consequences; the benefits of modern
+conquests were felt in the reality of their results. A methodical
+cautious system of war was thus impressed upon generals by the
+necessities of their situation, and the objects expected from them
+by their respective governments. To risk little and gain much,
+became the great object: skill and stratagem gradually took the
+place of reckless daring; and the reputation of a general came to be
+measured rather by the permanent addition which his successes had
+made to the revenues of his sovereign, than the note with which the
+trumpet of Fame had proclaimed his own exploits.
+
+Turenne was the first, and, in his day, the greatest general in this
+new and scientific system of war. He first applied to the military
+art the resources of prudent foresight, deep thought, and profound
+combination; and the results of his successes completely justified
+the discernment which had prompted Louis XIV. to place him at the
+head of his armies. His methodical and far-seeing campaigns in
+Flanders, Franche Comté, Alsace, and Lorraine, in the early part of
+the reign of that monarch, added these valuable provinces to France,
+which have never since been lost. They have proved more durable than
+the conquests of Napoleon, which all perished in the lifetime of
+their author. Napoleon's legions passed like a desolating whirlwind
+over Europe, but they gave only fleeting celebrity, and entailed
+lasting wounds on France. Turenne's slow, or more methodical and
+more cautious conquests, have proved lasting acquisitions to the
+monarchy. Nancy still owns the French allegiance; Besançon and
+Strasbourg are two of its frontier fortresses; Lille yet is a
+leading stronghold in its iron barrier. Napoleon, it is well known,
+had the highest possible opinion of that great commander. He was
+disposed to place him at the head of modern generals; and his very
+interesting analysis of his campaigns is not the least important
+part of his invaluable memoirs.
+
+Condé, though living in the same age, and alternately the enemy
+and comrade of Turenne, belonged to a totally different class of
+generals, and, indeed, seemed to belong to another age of the
+world. He was warmed in his heart by the spirit of chivalry; he
+bore its terrors on his sword's point. Heart and soul he was
+heroic. Like Clive or Alexander, he was consumed by that thirst for
+fame, that ardent passion for glorious achievements, which is the
+invariable characteristic of elevated, and the most inconceivable
+quality to ordinary, minds. In the prosecution of this object, no
+difficulties could deter, no dangers daunt him. Though his spirit
+was chivalrous--though cavalry was the arm which suited his genius,
+and in which he chiefly delighted, he brought to the military art
+the power of genius and the resources of art; and no man could make
+better use of the power which the expiring spirit of feudality
+bequeathed to its scientific successors. He destroyed the Spanish
+infantry at Rocroy and Lens, not by mere desultory charges of the
+French cavalry, but by efforts of that gallant body as skilfully
+directed as those by which Hannibal overthrew the Roman legions at
+Thrasymene and Cannæ. His genius was animated by the spirit of the
+fourteenth, but it was guided by the knowledge of the seventeenth,
+century.
+
+Bred in the school of Turenne, placed, like him, at the head of a
+force raised with difficulty, maintained with still greater trouble,
+Marlborough was the greatest general of the methodical or scientific
+school which modern Europe has produced. No man knew better the
+importance of deeds which fascinate the minds of men; none could
+decide quicker, or strike harder, when the proper time for action
+arrived. None, when the decisive crisis of the struggle approached,
+could expose his person more fearlessly, or lead his reserves
+more gallantly into the very hottest of the enemy's fire. To his
+combined intrepidity and quickness, in thus bringing the reserves,
+at the decisive moment, into action, all his wonderful victories,
+in particular Ramilies and Malplaquet, are to be ascribed. But, in
+the ordinary case, he preferred the bloodless methods of skill and
+arrangement. Combination was his great _forte_, and there he was not
+exceeded by Napoleon himself. To deceive the enemy as to the real
+point of attack--to perplex him by marches and countermarches--to
+assume and constantly maintain the initiative--to win by skill
+what could not be achieved by force, was his great delight; and in
+that, the highest branch of the military art, he was unrivalled
+in modern times. He did not despise stratagem. Like Hannibal, he
+resorted to that arm frequently, and with never-failing success.
+His campaigns, in that respect, bear a closer resemblance to those
+of the illustrious Carthaginian than those of any general in modern
+Europe. Like him, too, his administrative and diplomatic qualities
+were equal to his military powers. By his address, he retained in
+unwilling, but still effective union, an alliance, unwieldy from its
+magnitude, and discordant by its jealousies; and kept, in willing
+multitudes, around his standards, a _colluvies omnium gentium_, of
+various languages, habits, and religions--held in subjection by no
+other bond but the strong one of admiration for their general, and a
+desire to share in his triumphs.
+
+Consummate address and never-failing prudence were the great
+characteristics of the English commander. With such judgment did he
+measure his strength with those of his adversary--so skilfully did
+he choose the points of attack, whether in strategy or tactics--so
+well weighed were all his enterprises, so admirably prepared the
+means of carrying them into execution, that none of them ever
+miscarried. It was a common saying at the time, which the preceding
+narrative amply justifies, that he never fought a battle which he
+did not gain, nor laid siege to a town which he did not take. This
+extraordinary and unbroken success extended to all his manoeuvres,
+however trivial; and it has been already noticed, that the first
+disaster of any moment which occurred to his arms during _nine_
+successive and active campaigns, was the destruction of a convoy
+destined for the siege of St Venant, in October 1710, by one of
+Villars' detachments.[37] It was the admirable powers of arrangement
+and combination which he brought to bear on all parts of his army,
+equally from the highest to the lowest parts, which was the cause of
+this extraordinary and uninterrupted success.
+
+ [37] Marlborough's Dispatches. _Blackwood's Magazine_, Nov. 1846, p.
+
+He was often outnumbered by the enemy, always opposed by a
+homogeneous army, animated by one strong national and military
+spirit; while he was at the head of a discordant array of many
+different nations, some of them with little turn for warlike
+exploit, others lukewarm, or even treacherous in the cause. But
+notwithstanding this, he never lost the ascendant. From the time
+when he first began the war on the banks of the Maese in 1702, till
+his military career was closed in 1711, within the iron barrier
+of France, by the intrigues of his political opponents at home, he
+never abandoned the initiative. He was constantly on the offensive.
+When inferior in force, as he often was, he supplied the defect of
+military strength by skill and combination; when his position was
+endangered by the faults or treachery of others, as was still more
+frequently the case, he waited till a false move on the part of his
+adversaries enabled him to retrieve his affairs by some brilliant
+and decisive stroke. It was thus that he restored the war in
+Germany, after the affairs of the Emperor had been wellnigh ruined,
+by the brilliant cross march into Bavaria, and splendid victory at
+Blenheim; and regained Flanders for the Archduke by the stroke at
+Ramilies, after the imperial cause in that quarter had been all but
+lost by the treacherous surrender of Ghent and Bruges, in the very
+centre of his water communications.
+
+Lord Chesterfield, who knew him well, said that he was a man of
+excellent parts, and strong good sense, but of no very shining
+genius. The uninterrupted success of his campaigns, however, joined
+to the unexampled address with which he allayed the jealousies
+and stilled the discords of the confederacy whose armies he led,
+decisively demonstrates that the polished earl's opinion was not
+just; and that his partiality for the graces led him to ascribe
+an undue influence in the great duke's career to the inimitable
+suavity and courtesy of his manner. His enterprises and stratagems,
+his devices to deceive the enemy, and counterbalance inferiority
+of force by superiority of conduct; the eagle eye which, in the
+decisive moment, he brought to bear on the field of battle, and the
+rapidity with which in person he struck the final blow from which
+the enemy never recovered, bespeak the intuitive genius of war. It
+was the admirable _balance_ of his mental qualities which caused his
+originality to be under-valued;--no one power stood out in such bold
+relief as to overshadow all the others, and rivet the eye by the
+magnitude of its proportions. Thus his consummate judgment made the
+world overlook his invention; his uniform prudence caused his daring
+to be forgotten; his incomparable combinations often concealed
+the capacious mind which had put the whole in motion. He was so
+uniformly successful, that men forgot how difficult it is always to
+succeed in war. It was not till he was withdrawn from the conduct
+of the campaign, and disaster immediately attended the Allied arms,
+and France resumed the ascendant over the coalition, that Europe
+became sensible who had been the soul of the war, and how much had
+been lost when his mighty understanding was no longer at the head of
+affairs.
+
+A most inadequate opinion would be formed of Marlborough's
+mental character, if his military exploits alone were taken into
+consideration. Like all other intellects of the first order, he was
+equally capable of great achievements in peace as in war, and shone
+forth with not less lustre in the deliberations of the cabinet, or
+the correspondence of diplomacy, than in directing columns on the
+field of battle, or tracing out the line of approaches in the attack
+of fortified towns. Nothing could exceed the judgment and address
+with which he reconciled the jarring interests, and smoothed down
+the rival pretensions, of the coalesced cabinets. The danger was not
+so pressing as to unite their rival governments, as it afterwards
+did those of the Grand Alliance in 1813, for the overthrow of
+Napoleon; and incessant exertions, joined to the highest possible
+diplomatic address, judgment of conduct, and suavity of manner, were
+required to prevent the coalition, on various occasions during the
+course of the war, from falling to pieces. As it was, the intrigues
+of Bolingbroke and the Tories in England, and the ascendency of Mrs
+Masham in the Queen's bedchamber councils, at last counterbalanced
+all his achievements, and led to a peace which abandoned the most
+important objects of the war, and was fraught, as the event has
+proved, with serious danger to the independence and even existence
+of England. His winter campaign at the Allied courts, as he himself
+said, always equalled in duration, and often exceeded in importance
+and difficulty, that in summer with the enemy; and nothing is more
+certain, than that if a man of less capacity had been entrusted
+with the direction of its diplomatic relations, the coalition would
+have soon broken up without having accomplished any of the objects
+for which the war had been undertaken, from the mere selfishness and
+dissensions of the cabinets by whom it was conducted.
+
+With one blot, for which neither the justice of history, nor the
+partiality of biography either can or should attempt to make
+any apology, Marlborough's private character seems to have been
+unexceptionable, and was evidently distinguished by several noble
+and amiable qualities. That he was bred a courtier, and owed his
+first elevation to the favour with which he was regarded by one
+of the King's mistresses, was not his fault:--It arose, perhaps,
+necessarily from his situation, and the graces and beauty with which
+he had been so prodigally endowed by nature. The young officer of
+the Guards, who in the army of Louis XIV. passed by the name of the
+"handsome Englishman," could hardly be expected to be free from the
+consequences of female partiality at the court of Charles II. But
+in maturer years, his conduct in public, after William had been
+seated on the throne, was uniformly consistent, straightforward,
+and honourable. He was a sincere patriot, and ardently attached
+both to his country and the principles of freedom, at a time when
+both were wellnigh forgotten in the struggles of party, and the
+fierce contests for royal or popular favour. Though bred up in a
+licentious court, and early exposed to the most entrancing of its
+seductions, he was in mature life strictly correct, both in his
+conduct and conversation. He resisted every temptation to which his
+undiminished beauty exposed him after his marriage, and was never
+known either to utter, or permit to be uttered in his presence, a
+light or indecent expression. He discouraged to the utmost degree
+any instances of intemperance or licentiousness in his soldiers, and
+constantly laboured to impress upon his men a sense of moral duty
+and Supreme superintendence. Divine service was regularly performed
+in all his camps, both morning and evening; previous to a battle,
+prayers were read at the head of every regiment, and the first act,
+after a victory, was a solemn thanksgiving. "By those means," says a
+contemporary biographer, who served in his army, "his camp resembled
+a quiet, well-governed city. Cursing and swearing were seldom heard
+among the officers; a drunkard was the object of scorn: and even the
+soldiers, many of them the refuse and dregs of the nation, became,
+at the close of one or two campaigns, tractable, civil, sensible,
+and clean, and had an air and spirit above the vulgar."
+
+In political life, during his career after that event, he was
+consistent and firm; faithful to his party, but more faithful still
+to his country. He was a generous friend, an attached, perhaps too
+fond a husband. During the whole of his active career, he retained a
+constant sense of the superintendence and direction of the Supreme
+Being, and was ever the first to ascribe the successes which he had
+gained, to Divine protection; a disposition which appeared with
+peculiar grace amidst the din of arms, and the flourish of trumpets
+for his own mighty achievements. Even the one occasion on which,
+like David, he fell from his high principles, will be regarded by
+the equitable observer with charitable, if not forgiving eyes. He
+will recollect, that perfection never yet belonged to a child of
+Adam; he will measure the dreadful nature of the struggle which
+awaits an upright and generous mind when loyalty and gratitude impel
+one way, and religion and patriotism another. Without attempting to
+justify an officer who employs the power bestowed by one government
+to elevate another on its ruins, he will yet reflect, that in such
+a crisis, even the firmest heads and the best hearts may be led
+astray. If he is wise, he will ascribe the fault--for fault it
+was--not so much to the individual, as the time in which he lived;
+and feel a deeper thankfulness that his own lot has been cast in a
+happier age, when the great moving passions of the human heart act
+in the same direction, and a public man need not fear that he is
+wanting in his duty to his sovereign, because he is performing that
+to his country.
+
+Marlborough was often accused of avarice: but his conduct through
+life sufficiently demonstrated that in him the natural desire
+to accumulate a fortune, which belongs to every rational mind,
+was kept in subjection to more elevated principles. His repeated
+refusal of the government of the Netherlands, with its magnificent
+appointment of L.60,000 a-year, was a sufficient proof how much he
+despised money when it interfered with public duty; his splendid
+edifices, both in London and Blenheim, attest how little he valued
+it for any other sake but as it might be applied to noble and worthy
+objects.[38] He possessed the magnanimity in every thing which is
+the invariable characteristic of real greatness. Envy was unknown,
+suspicion loathsome, to him. He often suffered by the generous
+confidence with which he trusted his enemies. He was patient
+under contradiction; placid and courteous both in his manners and
+demeanour; and owed great part of his success, both in the field and
+in the cabinet, to the invariable suavity and charm of his manner.
+His humanity was uniformly conspicuous. Not only his own soldiers,
+but his enemies never failed to experience it. Like Wellington,
+his attention to the health and comforts of his men was incessant;
+and, with his daring in the field and uniform success in strategy,
+endeared him in the highest degree to the men. Troops of all nations
+equally trusted him; and the common saying, when they were in any
+difficulty, "Never mind--'Corporal John' will get us out of it,"
+was heard as frequently in the Dutch, Danish, or German, as in the
+English language. He frequently gave the weary soldiers a place in
+his carriage, and got out himself to accommodate more; and his first
+care, after an engagement, invariably was to visit the field of
+battle, and do his utmost to assuage the sufferings of the wounded,
+both among his own men and those of the enemy.
+
+ [38] Marlborough House in London cost about L.100,000.--Coxe, vi.
+ 399.
+
+The character of this illustrious man has been thus portrayed by two
+of the greatest writers in the English language, the latter of whom
+will not be accused of undue partiality to his political enemy. "It
+is a characteristic," says Adam Smith, "almost peculiar to the great
+Duke of Marlborough, that ten years of such uninterrupted and such
+splendid successes as scarce any other general could boast of, never
+betrayed him into a single rash action, scarce into a single rash
+word or expression. The same temperate coolness and self-command
+cannot, I think, be ascribed to any other great warrior of later
+times--not to Prince Eugene, nor to the late King of Prussia, nor to
+the great Prince of Condé, not even to Gustavus Adolphus. Turenne
+seems to have approached the nearest to it: but several actions of
+his life demonstrate that it was in him by no means so perfect as
+in the great Duke of Marlborough."[39] "By King William's death,"
+says Bolingbroke, "the Duke of Marlborough was raised to the head
+of the army, and indeed of the confederacy, where he, a private
+man, a subject, obtained by merit and by management a more decided
+influence than high birth, confirmed authority, and even the crown
+of Great Britain, had given to King William. Not only all the parts
+of that vast machine, the Grand Alliance, were kept more compact and
+entire, but a more rapid and vigorous motion was given to the whole;
+and instead of languishing or disastrous campaigns, we saw every
+scene of the war full of action. All those wherein he appeared,
+and many of those wherein he was not then an actor, but abettor,
+however, of their actions, were crowned with the most triumphant
+success. I take with pleasure this opportunity of doing justice to
+that great man, whose faults I know, whose virtues I admire, and
+whose memory, _as the greatest general and greatest minister that
+our country or any other has produced_, I honour."[40]
+
+ [39] SMITH'S _Moral Sentiments_, ii. 158.
+
+ [40] BOLINGBROKE'S _Letters on the Study of History_, ii. 172.
+
+
+
+
+MILDRED;
+
+A TALE.
+
+
+PART I. CHAP. I.
+
+The town of Wimborne, in Dorsetshire, boasts the possession of
+a very ancient cathedral-like church, dignified with the title
+of Minster, but, with this exception, is as utterly devoid, we
+believe, of all interest to the traveller, as any of the numerous
+country-towns which he rapidly passes through, and so gladly quits,
+wondering for the moment how it is that any one can possibly consent
+to be left behind in them. He who has journeyed from Southampton
+to Poole will remember the town, from the circumstance that he
+quitted by the same narrow streets by which he entered it, his road
+not passing directly through, but forming an angle at this point.
+He will call to mind what appeared an unaccountable turning and
+twisting about of the coach, whilst the horses were being changed,
+and a momentary alarm at finding that he was retracing his steps;
+he will remember the two massive square towers of the old church,
+peering above the roofs of the houses; and this is all that he will
+know, or have the least desire to know, of the town of Wimborne.
+
+If, however, the traveller should be set down in this quiet place,
+and be compelled to wait there half a day for the arrival of some
+other coach to carry him to his destination, he will probably wile
+away his time by a visit to its antique and venerable church; and
+after climbing, by the dark and narrow staircase, to the top of one
+of its towers, he will be somewhat surprised to find himself--in
+a library! A small square room is fitted up with shelves, whereon
+a number of books are deposited, and the centre is occupied by a
+large reading-desk, and a massive oak table, apparently coeval
+with the tower itself, and which was probably placed there before
+the roof was put on, since it never could have been introduced by
+the stairs or through the window. It is no modern library, be it
+understood--no vestry reading-room connected with the Sunday school
+of the place; they are old books, black-letter quartos, illuminated
+missals, now dark and mouldy, and whose parchment has acquired no
+pleasant odour from age. By no means is it a circulating library,
+for some of the books are still chained to the reading-desk; and
+many more have their rusty iron chain twisted about them, by which
+they, in their turn, were bound to the desk. If the traveller should
+not be favoured with that antiquarian taste which finds a charm in
+decyphering, out of mouldy and black-letter volumes, what would not
+be worth his perusal in the most luxurious type of modern days, he
+will at least derive some pleasure from opening the little windows
+of the tower, and inhaling the fresh breeze that will blow in upon
+him, and in looking over an extensive prospect of green meadows,
+with their little river meandering about in them. It must have
+formed a pleasant retreat at one time to the two or three learned
+clerks, or minor canons, or neighbouring monks or friars--we may be
+sure there were never many of such students--who used to climb this
+turret for their morning or their evening lucubrations.
+
+The only student who had, perhaps for some centuries, frequented
+it--and she brought her own books with her, and was very unlike
+either learned clerk, or monk, or friar--was Mildred Willoughby. She
+used to delight--a taste savouring of extreme youth--to bring the
+book she was perusing from her own comfortable parlour, to climb
+up with it to this solitary height, and there read it alone. She
+had no difficulty in obtaining from the parish-clerk permission to
+be left in this chosen solitude--to draw the one wooden chair it
+possessed to the window, and there to sit, and read, or muse, or
+look upon the landscape, just as long as she pleased. It did not
+very frequently happen that this functionary was called upon to
+exhibit the old tower to the curiosity of strangers; but if this
+occurred whilst she was thus occupied, she would rise from her seat,
+and for a moment put on the air of a visitor also--walk slowly round
+the room, looking at the backs of the books, or out of the window at
+the prospect, as if she saw them for the first time! and when the
+company had retreated, (and there was little to detain them long,)
+would quietly return to her chair, her study, or her reverie.
+
+One reason she might have given, beside the romantic and pensive
+mood it inspired, for her choice of this retreat--the charm of being
+alone. Nothing could be more quiet--to look at the exterior--than
+the house she called her home. It stood at the extremity of the
+town, protected from the road by its own neat inclosure of turf and
+gravel-walk--surely as remote from every species of disturbance or
+excitement as the most devoted student could desire. We question
+even whether a barrel-organ or a hurdy-gurdy was ever known to
+commit an outrage upon its tranquillity; and for its interior, were
+not Mr and Miss Bloomfield (they were brother and sister, uncle and
+aunt of Mildred) the most staid, orderly, methodical persons in the
+world? Did not the bachelor uncle cover every part of the house,
+and the kitchen stairs in particular, with thick carpet, in order
+that the footsteps of John and the maid should not disquiet him? The
+very appearance of the garden, both before and behind the house, was
+sufficient to show how orderly a genius presided over it. Could box
+be cut more neatly? or gravel-walks be kept cleaner? You saw a tall
+lance-like instrument standing by the steps of the back-door, its
+constant place. With this Mr Bloomfield frequently made the circuit
+of his garden, but with no hostile purpose: he merely transfixed
+with it the dry leaves or the splinters of wood that had strayed
+upon his gravel, carrying them off in triumph to a neat wooden
+receptacle, where they were both imprisoned and preserved. And Miss
+Bloomfield, she also was one of the most amiable of women, and as
+attached to a quiet and orderly house as her brother. Neither could
+any two persons be more kind, or more fond of their niece, than
+they were. But it was from this very kindness, this very fondness,
+that Mildred found it so pleasant at times to escape. Her aunt,
+especially, was willing to grant her any indulgence but that of
+being alone. This her love for her niece, and her love of talking,
+would rarely permit. Neither could Mildred very graciously petition
+for this unsocial privilege. In youth, nothing is so delightful
+as solitude, especially when it is procured by stealth, by some
+subtle contrivance, some fiction or pretence; and many a time did
+her aunt find it necessary to pursue Mildred to her own chamber,
+and many a time did she bring her down into the parlour, repeating,
+with unfeigned surprise, and a tone of gentle complaint, the always
+unanswerable question--what she _could_ be doing so long in her own
+room? Therefore it was that she was fain to steal out alone--take
+her walk through the churchyard, ascend the tower, enter its little
+library, and plant herself in its old arm-chair for an hour of
+solitary reading or thinking.
+
+Mildred Willoughby was born in India, and her parents (the greatest
+misery attendant upon a residence in that climate) were compelled
+to send her to England to be reared, as well as educated. She had
+been placed under the care of her uncle and aunt. These had always
+continued to live together--bachelor and spinster. As their united
+incomes enabled them to surround themselves with every comfort and
+personal luxury, and as they were now of a very mature age, it was
+no longer considered to be in the chapter of probabilities that
+either of them would change their condition. Miss Bloomfield, in
+her youth, was accounted a beauty--the _belle_ of Wimborne; and we
+may be sure that personal charms, a very amiable disposition, and a
+considerable fortune, could not fail to bring her numerous admirers
+and suitors. But her extreme placidity of temper no passion seems
+ever to have ruffled; and it did so happen, that though her hand had
+often been solicited, no opportunity of marriage had been offered to
+her which would not have put in jeopardy some of those comforts and
+indulgences to which she was habituated. She was pleased with the
+attentions of gentlemen, and was studious to attract them; but there
+was nothing in that word _love_ which could have compensated for the
+loss of her favourite attendants, or of that pretty little carriage
+that drew her about the country.
+
+As for Mr Bloomfield, it was generally supposed that he had
+suffered from more than one tender disappointment, having always
+had the misfortune to fix his affections just where they could not
+be returned. But those who knew him well would say, that Josiah
+Bloomfield was, in fact, too timid and irresolute a man ever to have
+married--that being himself conscious of this, yet courting, at the
+same time, the excitement of a tender passion, he invariably made
+love where he was sure to be rejected. Many a fascinating girl came
+before him, whom he might have won, from whose society, for this
+very reason, he quietly withdrew, to carry his sighs to some quarter
+where a previous engagement, or some other obstacle, was sure to
+procure him a denial. He thus had all the pleasing pains of wooing,
+and earned the credit for great sensibility, whilst he hugged
+himself in the safe felicity of a single life. By this time, a more
+confirmed or obdurate bachelor did not exist; yet he was pleased
+to be thought to wear the willow, and would, from time to time,
+endeavour to extort compassion by remote hints at the sufferings he
+had endured from unreturned affection.
+
+Two such persons, it will be supposed, were at first somewhat
+alarmed at the idea of taking into their establishment a little
+girl about four or five years old. Indeed, they had, in the first
+instance, only so far agreed to take charge of her as to find her
+a fit school--to receive her at the holidays--and, in this distant
+manner, superintend her education. But Mildred proved so quiet, so
+tractable, and withal so cheerful a child, that they soon resolved
+to depart from this plan. She had not been long in the house before
+it would have been a great distress to both of them to have parted
+with her. It was determined that she should reside perpetually
+with them, and that the remittances received from India should be
+employed in obtaining the very best masters that could be procured
+from Bath or Exeter. Mr Bloomfield found, in the superintendence of
+Mildred's education, an employment which made the day half as short
+as it had ever been before. He was himself a man fond of reading;
+and if he had not a very large store of thoughts, he had at least an
+excellent library, into which Mildred, who had now arrived at the
+age of fifteen, had already begun to penetrate.
+
+And books--her music--&c., a few friends, more distinguished by
+good-breeding and good-nature than by any vivacity of mind, were
+all the world of Mildred Willoughby, and it was a world that there
+seemed little probability of her getting beyond. It had been
+expected that about this time she would have returned to India to
+her parents; but her mother had died, and her father had expressed
+no wish that she should be sent out to him. On the contrary, beyond
+certain pecuniary remittances, and these came through an agent's
+hands, there was nothing to testify that he bore any remembrance
+of his daughter. Of her father, very contradictory reports had
+reached her; some said that he had married again, and had formed
+an engagement of which he was not very proud; others that he had
+quitted the service, and was now travelling, no one knew where,
+about the world. At all events, he appeared to have forgotten that
+he had a daughter in England; and Mildred was almost justified in
+considering herself--as she did in her more melancholy moments--as
+in fact an orphan, thrown upon the care of an uncle and aunt, and
+dependent almost entirely upon them.
+
+One fine summer's day, as she was enjoying her lofty solitude in
+the minster tower, a visitor had been allowed to grope up his way
+unattended into its antique library. On entering, he was not a
+little startled to see before him in this depository of mouldering
+literature a blooming girl in all the freshness and beauty of
+extreme youth. He hesitated a moment whether to approach and
+disturb so charming a vision. But, indeed, the vision was very soon
+disturbed. For Mildred, on her side, was still more startled at this
+entrance, alone and suddenly, of a very handsome young man--for
+such the stranger was--and blushed deeply as she rose from her
+chair and attempted to play as usual the part of casual visitor. He
+bowed--what could he less?--and made some apology for his having
+startled her by his abrupt entrance.
+
+The stranger's manner was so quiet and unpresuming, that the
+timidity of Mildred soon disappeared, and before she had time to
+think what was most _proper_ to do, she found herself in a very
+interesting conversation with one who evidently was as intelligent
+as he was well-bred and good-looking. She had let fall her book in
+her hurry to rise. He picked it up, and as he held the elegantly
+bound volume in his hand, which ludicrously contrasted with the
+mouldy and black-letter quartos that surrounded them, he asked with
+a smile, on which shelf he was to deposit it. "This fruit," said
+he, "came from another orchard." And seeing the title at the back,
+he added, "Italian I might have expected to find in a young lady's
+hand, but I should have looked for a Tasso, not an Alfieri."
+
+"Yes," she replied gaily, "a damsel discovered reading in this old
+turret ought to have book of chivalry in her hand. I have read
+Tasso, but I do not prefer him. Alfieri presents me quite as much as
+Tasso with a new world to live in, and it is a more real world. I
+seem to be learning from him the real feelings of men."
+
+The stranger was manifestly struck by this kind of observation
+from one so young, and still more by the simple and unpretending
+manner in which it was uttered. Mildred had not the remotest idea
+of talking criticism, she was merely expressing her own unaffected
+partialities. He would have been happy to prolong the conversation,
+but the clerk, or verger, who had missed his visitor--as well he
+might, for his visitor had purposely given him the slip, as all wise
+men invariably do to all cicerones of whatever description--had at
+length tracked his fugitive up the tower, and into the library. His
+entrance interrupted their dialogue, and compelled the stranger very
+soon afterwards to retreat. He made his bow to the fair lady of the
+tower and descended.
+
+Mildred read very little more that day, and if she lingered somewhat
+longer in meditation, her thoughts had less connexion than ever
+with antiquities of any kind. She descended, and took her way
+home. The probability that she might meet the stranger in passing
+through the town--albeit there was nothing, disagreeable in the
+thought--made her walk with unusual rapidity, and bend her eyes
+pertinaciously upon the ground. The consequence of which was, that
+in turning the corner of a street which she passed almost every day
+of her life, she contrived to entangle her dress in some of the
+interesting hardware of the principal ironmonger of the place, who,
+for the greater convenience of the inhabitants, was accustomed to
+advance his array of stoves and shovels far upon the pavement, and
+almost before their feet. As she turned and stooped to disengage
+her dress, she found that relief and rescue were already at hand.
+The stranger knight, who had come an age too late to release her
+as a captive from the tower, was affording the best assistance he
+could to extricate her from entanglement with a kitchen-range. Some
+ludicrous idea of this kind occurred to both at the same time--their
+eyes met with a smile--and their hands had very nearly encountered
+as they both bent over the tenacious muslin. The task, however,
+was achieved, and a very gracious "thank you" from one of the most
+musical of voices repaid the stranger for his gallantry.
+
+That evening Mildred happened to be sitting near the window--it
+must have been by merest hazard, for she very rarely occupied that
+part of the room--as the Bath coach passed their gates. A gentleman
+seated on the roof appeared to recognise her--at least, he took
+his hat off as he passed. Was it the same?--and what if it were?
+Evidently he was a mere passer-by, who had been detained in the town
+a few hours, waiting for this coach. Would he ever even think again
+of the town of Wimborne--of its old minster--or its tower--and the
+girl he surprised sitting there, in its little antique library?
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+Between two or three years have elapsed, and our scene changes from
+the country town of Wimborne to the gay and pleasant capital of
+Belgium.
+
+Mr and Miss Bloomfield had made a bold, and, for them, quite a
+tremendous resolution, to take a trip upon the Continent, which
+should extend--as far as their courage held out. The pleasure and
+profit this would afford their niece, was no mean inducement to the
+enterprise. Mr Bloomfield judged that his ward, after the course of
+studies she had pursued, and the proficiency she had attained in
+most feminine accomplishments, was ripe to take advantage of foreign
+travel. Mr Bloomfield judged wisely; but Mr Bloomfield neither
+judged, nor was, perhaps, capable of judging how far, in fact, the
+mind of his niece _had_ advanced, or what singular good use she
+had made of his own neglected library. She had been grappling with
+all sorts of books--of philosophy and of science, as well as of
+history and poetry. But that cheerful quietude which distinguished
+her manner, concealed these more strenuous efforts of her mind. She
+never talked for display--she had, indeed, no arena for display--and
+the wish for it was never excited in her mind. What she read and
+thought, she revolved in herself, and was perfectly content. How it
+might have been had she lived amongst those who would have called
+her forth, and overwhelmed her with praise, it would be difficult to
+tell. As it was, Mildred Willoughby presented to the imagination the
+most fascinating combination of qualities it would be possible to
+put together. A young girl of most exquisite beauty, (she had grown
+paler than when we last saw her, but this had only given increased
+lustre to her blue eye)--of manners the most unaffected--of a temper
+always cheerful, always tranquil--was familiar with trains of deep
+reflection--possessed a practised intellect and really cultivated
+mind. In this last respect, there was not a single person in all
+Wimborne or its neighbourhood who had divined her character. That
+she was a charming girl, though a little too pale--very amiable,
+though a little too reserved--of a temper provokingly calm, for
+she was not ruffled even where she ought to be--and that she sang
+well, and played well; such would have been the summary of her good
+qualities from her best and most intimate friends. She was now
+enjoying, with her uncle and aunt--but in a manner how different
+from theirs!--the various novelties, great and small, which a
+foreign country presents to the eye.
+
+Those who, in their travels, estimate the importance of any spot by
+its distance or its difficulty of access, will hardly allow such
+a place as Brussels to belong to _foreign parts_. It is no more
+than an excursion to Margate: it is but a day's journey. True; but
+your day's journey has brought you to another people--to another
+religion. We are persuaded that a man shall travel to Timbuctoo,
+and he shall not gain for himself a stronger impression of novelty,
+than a sober Protestant shall procure by entering the nearest
+country where the Roman Catholic worship is in full practice.
+He has seen cathedrals--many and beautiful--but they were mere
+architectural monuments, half deserted, one corner only employed for
+the modest service of his church--the rest a noble space for the
+eye to traverse, in which he has walked, hat in hand, meditating
+on past times and the middle ages. But if he cross the Channel,
+those past times--they have come back again; those middle ages--he
+is in the midst of them. The empty cathedral has become full to
+overflowing; there are the lights burning in mid-day, and he hears
+the Latin chant, and sees high-priests in gorgeous robes making
+mystic evolutions about the altar; and there is the incense, and
+the sprinkling of holy water, and the tinkling bell, and whatever
+the Jew or the Pagan has in times past bequeathed to the Christian.
+Or let him only look up the street. Here comes, tottering in the
+air, upon the shoulders of its pious porters, Our Lady herself,
+with the Holy Child in one arm, and her sceptre in the other, and
+the golden crown upon her head. Here she is in her satin robe,
+stiff with embroidery, and gay with lace, and decked with tinsel
+ornaments beyond our power of description. If the character of the
+festival require it, she is borne by six or eight maidens clad in
+white, with wreaths of white roses on their heads; and you hear it
+whispered, as they approach, that such a one is beautiful Countess
+of C----; and, countess or not, there is amongst those bearers a
+face very beautiful, notwithstanding that the heat of the day, and
+a burden of no light weight, has somewhat deranged the proportions
+of the red and white which had been so cunningly laid on. And then
+comes the canopy of cloth of gold, borne over the bare head of the
+venerable priest, who holds up to the people, inclosed in a silver
+case, imitative of rays of glory, the sacred host; holds it up with
+both his hands, and fastens both his eyes devoutly on the back of
+it; and boys in their scarlet tunics, covered with white lace, are
+swinging the censor before it; and the shorn priests on each side,
+with lighted tapers in their hands, tall as staves, march, chanting
+forth--we regret to say, with more vehemence than melody.
+
+Is not all this strange enough? The state-carriage of the King of
+the Ashantees was, some years ago, captured in war, and exhibited in
+London; and a curious vehicle it was, with its peacocks' feathers,
+and its large glass beads hung round the roof to glitter and jingle
+at the same time. But the royal carriage of the Ashantees, or all
+that the court of the Ashantees could possibly display, is not half
+so curious, half so strange to any meditative spirit, as this image
+of the Holy Virgin met as it parades the streets, or seen afterwards
+deposited in the centre of the temple, surrounded by pots of
+flowers, real and artificial, by vases filled with lilies of glazed
+muslin, and altogether tricked out with such decorations as a child
+would lavish on its favourite doll if it had an infinite supply of
+tinsel.
+
+And they worship _that_!
+
+"No!" exclaims some very candid gentleman. "No sir, they by no means
+worship it; and you must be a very narrow-minded person if you think
+so. Such images are employed by the Catholic as representatives,
+as symbols only--visible objects to direct his worship to that
+which is invisible." O most candid of men! and most liberal of
+Protestants! we do not say that Dr Wiseman or M. Chateaubriand
+worship images. But just step across the water--we do not ask you to
+travel into Italy or Spain, where the symptoms are ten times more
+violent--just walk into some of these churches in Belgium, _and
+use your own eyes_. It is but a journey of four-and-twenty hours;
+and if you are one of those who wish to bring into our own church
+the more frequent use of form and ceremony and visible symbol, it
+will be the most salutory journey you ever undertook. Meanwhile
+consider, and explain to us, why it is--if images are understood
+to have only this subordinate function--that one image differs so
+much from another in honour and glory. This Virgin, whom we have
+seen parade the streets, is well received and highly respected; but
+there are other Virgins--ill-favoured, too, and not at all fit to
+act as representatives of any thing feminine--who are infinitely
+more honoured and observed. The sculpture of Michael Angelo never
+wins so much devotion as you shall see paid here, in one of their
+innumerable churches, to a dark, rude, and odious misrepresentation
+of Christ. They put a mantle on it of purple cotton, edged with
+white, and a reed in its hand, and they come one after the other,
+and kiss its dark feet; and mothers bring their infants, and put
+their soft lips to the wound that the nail made, and then depart
+with full sense of an act of piety performed. And take this into
+account, that such act of devotion is no casual enthusiasm, no
+outbreak of passionate piety overleaping the bounds of reason;
+it is done systematically, methodically; the women come with
+their green tin cans, slung upon their arm, full of their recent
+purchases in the market, you see them enter--approach--put down the
+can--kiss--take up the can, and depart. They have fulfilled a duty.
+
+But we have not arrived in Brussels to loiter in churches or discuss
+theology.
+
+"Monsieur and the ladies will go to the ball to-night," said their
+obliging host to our party. "It is an annual ball," he continued,
+"given by the Philanthropical Society for the benefit of the poor.
+Their Majesties, the king and the queen, will honour it with their
+presence, and it is especially patronised by your fair countrywomen.
+
+"Enough," said Mr Bloomfield; "we will certainly go to the ball.
+To be in the same room with a living king and queen--it is an
+opportunity by no means to be lost."
+
+"And then," said Miss Bloomfield, "it is an act of charity."
+
+This species of charity is very prevalent at Brussels. You dance
+there out of pure commiseration. It is an excellent invention, this
+gay benevolence. You give, and you make no sacrifice; you buy balls
+and concerts with the money you drop into the beggar's hat; charity
+is all sweetness. Poverty itself wears quite a festive air; the poor
+are the farmers-general of our pleasures; it is they who give the
+ball. Long live the dance! Long live the poor!
+
+They drive to the ball-room in the Rue Ducale. They enter an oblong
+room, spacious, of good proportions, and brilliantly lit up with
+that gayest of all artificial lights--the legitimate wax candle,
+thickly clustered in numerous chandeliers. Two rows of Corinthian
+columns support the roof, and form a sort of arcade on either side
+for spectators or the promenade, the open space in the centre being,
+of course, devoted to the dance. At the upper end is a raised dais
+with chairs of state for their Majesties. What, in day-time, were
+windows are filled with large mirrors, most commodiously reflecting
+the fair forms that stand or pass before them. How smooth is the
+inlaid polished floor! and how it seems to foretell the dance
+for which its void space is so well prepared! No incumbrance of
+furniture here; no useless decorations. Some cushioned forms covered
+with crimson velvet, some immense vases occupying the corners of the
+room filled with exotic plants, are all that could be admitted of
+one or the other.
+
+The orchestra, established in a small gallery over the door, strikes
+up the national air, and the royal party, attended by their suite,
+proceed through the centre of the room, bowing right and left. They
+take their seats. That instant the national air changes to a rapid
+waltz, and in the twinkling of an eye, the whole of that spacious
+floor is covered thick with the whirling multitude. The sober Mr
+Bloomfield, to whom such a scene is quite a novelty, grows giddy
+with the mere view of it. He looks with all his might, but he ought
+to have a hundred pairs of eyes to watch the mazes of this dance.
+One couple after another appear and vanish as if by enchantment. He
+sees a bewitching face--he strives to follow it--impossible!--in
+a minute fifty substitutes are presented to him--it is lost in a
+living whirlpool of faces.
+
+To one long accustomed to the quiet and monotony of a country life,
+it would be difficult to present a spectacle more novel or striking
+than this of a public ball-room; and though for such a novelty it
+was not necessary to cross the water, yet assuredly, in his own
+country, Mr Bloomfield would never have been present at such a
+spectacle. We go abroad as much to throw ourselves for a time into
+new manners of life, as to find new scenes of existence. He stood
+bewildered. Some two hundred couples gyrating like mad before him.
+Sometimes the number would thin, and the fervour of the movement
+abate--the floor began, in parts, to be visible--the storm and the
+whirlwind were dying away. But a fresh impulse again seized on both
+musicians and dancers--the throng of these gentle dervishes, of
+these amiable mænads, became denser than ever--the movement more
+furious--the music seemed to madden them and to grow mad itself: he
+shut his eyes, and drew back quite dizzy from the scene.
+
+It is a singular phenomenon, this waltz, retained as it is in the
+very heart of our cold and punctilious civilisation. How have we
+contrived, amidst our quiet refinement and fastidious delicacy,
+to preserve an amusement which has in it the very spirit of the
+Cherokee Indian? There is nothing sentimental--nothing at all,
+in the waltz. In this respect, mammas need have no alarm. It is
+the mere excitement of rapid movement--a dextrous and delirious
+rotation. It is the enthusiasm only of the feet--the ecstacy of
+mere motion. Yes! just at that moment when, on the extended arm of
+the cavalier, the soft and rounded arm of his partner is placed so
+gently and so gracefully--(as for the hand upon the whalebone waist
+no electricity comes that way)--just then there may be a slight
+emotion which would be dangerous if prolonged; but the dance begins,
+and there is no room for any other rapture than that of its own
+swift and giddy course. There are no beatings of the heart after
+that; only pulsations of the great artery.
+
+Found where it is, it is certainly a remarkable phenomenon, this
+waltz. Look now at that young lady--how cold, formal, stately!--how
+she has been trained to act the little queen amongst her admirers
+and flatterers! See what a _reticence_ in all her demeanour. Even
+feminine curiosity, if not subdued, has been dissimulated; and
+though she notes every thing and every body, and can describe,
+when she returns home, the dress of half the ladies in the room,
+it is with an eye that seems to notice nothing. Her head has just
+been released from the hair-dresser, and every hair is elaborately
+adjusted. To the very holding of an enormous bouquet, "round
+as my shield," which of itself seems to forbid all thoughts of
+motion--every thing has been arranged and re-arranged. She sits
+like an alabaster figure; she speaks, it is true, and she smiles as
+she speaks; but evidently the smile and the speech have no natural
+connexion with one another; they co-exist, but they have both been
+quite separately studied, prepared, permitted. Well, the waltz
+strikes up, and at a word from that bowing gentleman, himself a
+piece of awful formality, this pale, slow, and graceful automaton
+has risen. Where is she now? She is gone--vanished--transformed.
+She is nowhere to be seen. But in her stead there is a breathless
+girl, with flushed cheeks, ringlets given to the wind, dress flying
+all abroad, spinning round the room, darting diagonally across it,
+whirling fast as her little feet can carry her--faster, faster--for
+it is her more powerful cavalier, who, holding her firmly by the
+waist, sustains and augments her speed.
+
+Perhaps some ingenious mind may discover a profound philosophy in
+all this; perhaps, by retaining this authorised outlet for the mere
+rage of movement, the rest of civilised life is better protected
+against any disturbance of that quietude of deportment which it is
+so essential to maintain.
+
+But if the waltz appeared to Mr Bloomfield like dancing gone mad,
+the quadrille which divided the evening with it, formed a sort of
+compensation by carrying matters to the opposite extreme. A fly in
+a glue-pot moves with about the same alacrity, and apparently the
+same amount of pleasure, as did the dancers this evening in their
+crowded quadrille. As no one, of course, could be permitted to stand
+with his back to royalty, they were arranged, not in squares, but
+in two long files as in a country-dance. The few couples that stood
+near their majesties were allowed a reasonable share of elbow-room,
+and could get through their evolutions with tolerable composure. But
+as the line receded from this point, the dancers stood closer and
+closer together, and at the other extremity of the room it became
+nothing less than a dense crowd; a crowd where people were making
+the most persevering and ingenious efforts to accomplish the most
+spiritless of movements--with a world of pains just crawling in
+and out again. The motions of this _dancing_ crowd viewed from a
+proper elevation, would exactly resemble those slow and mysterious
+evolutions one sees, on close examination, in the brown dust of a
+cheese, in that condition which some people call ripe, and others
+rotten.
+
+As to Miss Bloomfield, she keeps her eyes, for the most part, on the
+king and queen. Having expected to see them rise and join the dance,
+she was somewhat disappointed to find them retain their seats, the
+king chatting to a lady at his right, the queen to a lady on her
+left. Assuredly, if there were any one in that assembly who had
+come there out of charity, it was their Majesties. Or rather, they
+were there in performance of one of the duties of royalty, perhaps
+not the least onerous, that of showing itself in public on certain
+occasions. When they rose, it was to take their leave, which they
+were doubtless very glad to do. Nor, indeed, were those who had
+been most attracted by the advertised presence of their Majesties
+sorry to witness their departure. They would carry many away with
+them--there would be more room for the dance--and the quadrille
+could reassume its legitimate form.
+
+But Mildred--what was she doing or thinking all this time? To her
+the scene was entirely new; for though Mr and Miss Bloomfield
+probably attended county balls in their youth, they had not, for
+some years, so far deviated from the routine of their lives as
+to frequent any such assemblies. Besides, she had to encounter,
+what they certainly had not, the gaze of every eye as she passed,
+and the whispered exclamations of applause. But to have judged
+from her manner--from that delightful composure which always
+distinguished it, as free from insipidity as from trepidation or
+fluster, you would have thought her quite familiar with such scenes
+and such triumphs. Reflection supplied the place of experience.
+You saw that those clear blue eyes, from which she looked out with
+such a calm and keen inquiry, were by no means to be imposed on;
+that they detected at once the true meaning of the scene before
+her. She was solicited to dance, but neither the waltz nor the
+quadrille were at all enticing, and she contented herself with the
+part of spectator. Her chief amusement was derived from the novel
+physiognomies which the room presented; and indeed the assortment,
+comprising, as it did, a sprinkling of many nations--French and
+Belgian, English and German--was sufficiently varied. There were
+even two or three _lions_ of the first magnitude, who (judging from
+the supreme _hauteur_ with which they surveyed the scene) must have
+been imported from the patron capital of Paris. Lions, bearded
+magnificently--no mere luxuriance, or timid overgrowth of hair, but
+the genuine full black glossy beard--faces that might have walked
+out of Titian's canvass. Mildred would have preferred them in the
+canvass; they were much too sublime for the occasion. Then there
+were two or three young English _exquisites_, gliding about with
+that published modesty that proclaimed indifference, which seeks
+notoriety by the very graceful manner in which it seems struggling
+to avoid it. You see a smile upon their lips as they disengage
+themselves from the crowd, as if they rallied themselves for taking
+any share in the bustle or excitement of the scene; but that smile,
+be it understood, is by no means intended to escape detection.
+
+There were a greater number of fat and elderly gentlemen than
+Mildred would have expected, taking part in the dance, or
+circulating about the room with all or more than the vivacity
+of youth. How happy!--how supremely blest!--seems that rotund
+and bald-headed sire, who, standing on the edge of the dais, now
+forsaken by their Majesties, surveys the whole assembly, and invites
+the whole assembly to return the compliment. How beautifully the
+bland sympathy he feels for others mingles with and swells his sense
+of self-importance! How he dominates the whole scene! How fondly
+patronises! And then his smile!--why, his heart is dancing with them
+all; it is beating time to twice two hundred feet. An old friend
+approaches him--he is happy too--would shake him by the hand. The
+hand he gives; but he cannot withdraw his eye from the wide scene
+before him; he cannot possibly call in and limit his sympathies at
+that moment to one friend, however old and dear. And he who solicits
+his hand, he also is looking around him at the same time, courting
+the felicitations of the crowd, who will not fail to observe that he
+too is there, and there amongst friends.
+
+In the female portion of the assembly there was not so much novelty.
+Mildred could only remark that there was a large proportion of
+_brunettes_, and that the glossy black hair was parted on the
+head and smoothed down on either side with singular neatness and
+precision. Two only out of this part of the community attracted her
+particular notice, and they were of the most opposite description.
+Near to her stood a lady who might have been either thirty,
+or forty, or fifty, for all that her sharp and lively features
+betrayed. She wore one of those small round hats, with the feather
+drooping round it, which formed, we believe, a part of the costume
+of Louis XV.; and that which drew the notice of Mildred was the
+strange resemblance she bore, in appearance and manner, to the
+portraitures which some French memoirs had made familiar to her
+imagination. As she watched her in conversation with an officer in
+full regimentals, who stood by her side, her fancy was transported
+to Versailles or St Cloud. What a caustic pleasantry! What a
+malicious vivacity! It was impossible to doubt that the repartees
+which passed between her and her companion were such as to make the
+ears of the absent tingle. There were some reputations suffering
+there as the little anecdote was so trippingly narrated. Her
+physiognomy was redolent of pleasant scandal--
+
+ "Tolerably mild,
+ To make a wash she'd hardly stew a child;"
+
+but to extract a jest, there was no question she would have
+distilled half the reputations in the room.
+
+The other object of Mildred's curiosity, we pause a moment to
+describe, because she will cross our path again in the course of
+this narrative. Amongst all the costly and splendid dresses of her
+sex, there was a young girl in some simple striped stuff, the most
+unsophisticated gown imaginable, falling flat about her, with a
+scanty cape of the same material about her neck--the walking-dress,
+in short, of a school-girl. The only preparation for the ball-room
+consisted of a wreath imitative of daisies, just such a wreath as
+she might have picked up in passing through a Catholic cemetry. And
+the dress quite suited the person. There she stood with eyes and
+mouth wide open, as if she saw equally through both apertures, full
+of irrepressible wonder, and quite confounded with delight. She
+had been asked to dance by some very young gentleman, but as she
+elbowed her way through the quadrille, she was still staring right
+and left with unabated amazement. Mildred smiled to herself as she
+thought that with the exception of that string of white tufts round
+her head, no larger than beads, which was to pass for a wreath, she
+looked for all the world as if some spirit had suddenly snatched her
+up from the pavement of the High Street of Wimborne, and deposited
+her in the ball-room of Brussels. Little did Mildred imagine that,
+that crude little person, absurd, untutored, ridiculous as she was,
+would one day have it in her power to subdue, and torture, and
+triumph over her!
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+Mildred was at this moment checked in her current of observation,
+and reduced to play something more than the part of spectator. Her
+ear caught a voice, heard only once before, but not forgotten; she
+turned, and saw the stranger who had surprised her when, in her
+girlish days, she was sitting in the minster tower. He immediately
+introduced himself by asking her to dance.
+
+"I do not dance," she said, but in a manner which did not seem to
+refuse conversation. The stranger appeared very well satisfied with
+the compromise; and some pleasant allusion to the different nature
+of the scene in which they last met, put them at once upon an easy
+footing.
+
+"You say you _do_ not dance--that is, of course, you _will_ not. I
+shall not believe," he continued, "even if you had just stepped from
+your high tower of wisdom, but that you can do any thing you please
+to do. Pardon so blunt a speech."
+
+"Oh, I _can_, I think," she replied. "My uncle, I believe, would
+have taught me the broad-sword exercise, if any one had suggested
+its utility to him."
+
+And saying this, she turned to her uncle, to give him an
+opportunity, if he pleased, of joining the conversation. It was an
+opportunity which Mr Bloomfield, who had heard a foreign language
+chattered in his ear all the evening, would have gladly taken;
+but the patience of that gentleman had been for some time nearly
+exhausted; he had taken his sister under his arm, and was just going
+to propose to Mildred to leave the room.
+
+The stranger escorted them through the crowd, and saw the ladies
+into their carriage.
+
+"Can we set you down any where?" said Mr Bloomfield, who, though
+impatient to be gone, was disposed to be very cordial towards his
+fellow-countryman. "We are at the _Hotel de l'Europe_."
+
+"And I opposite at the _Hotel de Flandres_--I will willingly accept
+your offer;" and he took the vacant seat in their carriage.
+
+"How do you like Brussels?" was on the lips of both gentlemen at the
+same time.
+
+"Nay," said the younger, "I have been here, I think, the longest;
+the question is mine by right of priority of residence."
+
+Mr Bloomfield was nothing loath to communicate his impression of all
+that he had seen, and especially to dilate upon a grievance which,
+it seemed, had sorely afflicted him.
+
+"As to the town, old and new, and especially the Grande Place, with
+its Hotel de Ville, I have been highly interested by it; but, my
+dear sir, the torture of walking over its horrid pavement! Only
+conceive a quiet old bachelor, slightly addicted to the gout,
+accustomed to take his walk over his well-rolled paths, or on his
+own lawn, (if not too damp,) suddenly put down amongst these cruel
+stones, rough and sharp, and pitched together in mere confusion,
+to pick his way how he can, with the chance of being smashed by
+some cart or carriage, for one is turned out on the same road with
+the horses. I am stoned to death, with this only difference, that
+I fall upon the stones instead of the stones falling upon me. And
+when there is a pavement--_a trottoir_, as they call it--it is often
+so narrow and slanting, and always so slippery, and every now and
+then broken by some step put there purposely, it would seem, to
+overthrow you, that it is better to bear the penance at once of the
+sharp footing in the centre of the street. _Trottoirs_, indeed! I
+should like to see any one trot upon them without breaking his neck!
+A spider or a black beetle, or any other creature that crawls upon
+a multitude of legs, and has not far to fall if he stumbles, is the
+only animal that is safe upon them. I go moaning all the day about
+these jogged pointed stones, that pitch me from one to the other
+with all the malice of little devils; and, would you believe it?
+my niece there only smiles, and tells me to get thick shoes! They
+cannot hurt her; she walks somehow over the tops of them as if they
+were so many balls of Indian rubber, and has no compassion for her
+gouty uncle."
+
+"Oh, my dear uncle"----
+
+"No, none at all; indeed you are not overburdened with that
+sentiment at any time for your fellow-travellers. You bear all the
+afflictions of the road--your own and other people's--very calmly."
+
+"Don't mind him, my dear," said Miss Bloomfield, "he has been
+exclaiming again and again what an excellent traveller you make;
+nothing puts you out."
+
+"That is just what I say--nothing does put her out. In that she is a
+perfect Mephistophiles. You know the scene of confusion on board a
+steamer when it arrives at Antwerp, and is moored in under the quay
+on a hot day, with its full complement of passengers. There you are
+baked by the sun and your own furnaces; stunned by the jabber around
+you, and the abominable roar over your head made by the escape of
+the steam; the deck strewed with baggage, which is then and there to
+be publicly examined--turned over by the revenue officers, who leave
+you to pack up your things in their original compass, if you can.
+Well, in all this scene of confusion, there sat my niece with her
+parasol over her little head, looking quite composedly at the great
+cathedral spires, as if we were not all of us in a sort of infernal
+region there."
+
+"No, uncle, I looked every now and then at our baggage, too,
+and watched that interesting process you have described of its
+examination. And when the worthy officer was going to crush aunt's
+bonnet by putting your dressing-case on the top of it, I rose, and
+arrested him. I had my hand upon his arm. He thought I was going to
+take him prisoner of war, for he was about to put his hand to his
+sword; but a second look at his enemy reassured him."
+
+"Oh, you did squeak when the bonnets were touched," cried the uncle,
+"I am glad of that: it shows that you have some human, at least some
+feminine, feeling in your composition."
+
+"But _àpropos_ of the pavement," said the young stranger, who
+could not join the uncle in this banter on his niece, and was
+therefore glad to get back to some common ground. "I took up, in a
+reading-room, the other day, a little pamphlet on phrenology, by
+_M. Victor Idjiez_, _Fondateur du Musée Phrenologique_ at Brussels.
+It might as well have been entitled, on animal magnetism, for he
+is one of those who set the whole man in motion--mind and body
+both--by electricity. Amongst other things, he has discovered that
+that singular strength which madmen often display in their fits,
+is merely a galvanic power which they draw (owing, I suppose, to
+the peculiar state of their nerves,) from the common reservoir the
+earth, and which, consequently, forsakes them when they are properly
+isolated. In confirmation of this theory, he gives a singular _fact_
+from a Brussels journal, showing that _asphalte pavement_ will
+isolate the individual. A madman had contrived to make his escape
+from confinement, having first thrown all the furniture of his room
+out of the window, and knocked down and trampled upon his keeper.
+Off he ran, and no one would venture to stop him. A corporal and
+four soldiers were brought up to the attack: he made nothing of
+them; after having beaten the four musketeers, he took the corporal
+by the leg and again ran off, dragging him after upon the ground.
+A crowd of work-people emerging from a factory met him in full
+career with the corporal behind him, and undertook his capture. All
+who approached him were immediately thrown down--scattered over
+the plain. But his triumph was suddenly checked; he lighted upon
+a piece of asphalte pavement. The moment he put his foot upon it,
+his strength deserted him, and he was seized and taken prisoner.
+The instant, however, he stepped off the pavement, his strength
+revived, and he threw his assailants from him with the same ease as
+before. And thus it continued: whenever he got off the pavement, his
+strength was restored to him; the moment he touched it, he was again
+captured with facility. The asphalte had completely isolated him."
+
+"Ha! ha!" cried Mr Bloomfield; "the fellow, after all, was not
+quite so mad as not to know what he was about. A Brussels pavement,
+asphalte or not, is no place for a wrestling match. Isolated,
+indeed! Oh, doubtless, it would isolate you most completely--at
+least the soles of your feet--from all communication with the earth.
+But does Mr--what do you call him?--proceed to theorise upon such
+_facts_ as these?"
+
+"You shall have another of them. Speaking of animal magnetism or
+electricity, he says--'There are certain patients the iron nails
+of whose shoes will fly out if they are laid in a direction due
+north.'"[41]
+
+ [41] "Il existe des malades dont les clous jai'lissent des
+ chaussures quand ils sont étendus dans la direction du nord."
+
+"But you are quoting from Baron Munchausen."
+
+"Not precisely."
+
+Miss Bloomfield, who had been watching her opportunity, here brought
+in her contribution. "Pray, sir, do you believe the story they tell
+of the architect of the Hotel de Ville--that he destroyed himself
+on finding, after he had built it, that the tower was not in the
+centre?"
+
+"That the architect should not discover that till the building was
+finished, is indeed _too good a story to be true_."
+
+"But, then, why make the man kill himself? Something must have
+happened; something must be true."
+
+"Why, madam, there was, no doubt, a committee of taste in those days
+as in ours. They destroyed the plan of the architect by cutting
+short one of his wings, or prolonging the other; and he, out of
+vexation, destroyed himself. This is the only explanation that
+occurs to me. A committee of taste is always, in one sense at least,
+the death of the artist."
+
+"Yes, yes," said Mildred; "the artist can be no longer said to
+exist, if he is not allowed, in his own sphere, to be supreme."
+
+This brought them to the door of the hotel. They separated.
+
+The next morning, on returning from their walk, the ladies found
+a card upon their table which simply bore the name of "Alfred
+Winston." The gentleman who called with it, the waiter said, had
+left word that he regretted he was about to quit Brussels, that
+evening, for Paris.
+
+Mildred read the name several times--Alfred Winston. And this was
+all she knew of him--the name upon this little card!
+
+There were amongst the trio several discussions as to who or what
+Mr Alfred Winston might be. Miss Bloomfield pronounced him to be
+an artist, from his caustic observations on committees of taste,
+and their meddling propensities. Mr Bloomfield, on the contrary,
+surmised he was a literary man; for who but such a one would
+think of occupying himself in a reading-room with a pamphlet on
+phrenology, instead of the newspapers? And all ended in "wondering
+if they should fall upon him again?"
+
+
+
+
+THE LAW AND ITS PUNISHMENTS.
+
+
+It is no uncommon boast in the mouth of Englishmen, that the system
+of jurisprudence under which they have the happiness to live, is
+the most perfect the world has ever seen. Having its foundation in
+those cabalistic words, "Nullus liber homo," &c., engraved with
+an iron pen upon the tablets of the constitution by the barons of
+King John, the criminal law, in their estimation, has been steadily
+improved by the wisdom of successive ages, until, in the present
+day, it has reached a degree of excellence which it were rashness to
+suppose can by any human sagacity be surpassed. Under its protecting
+influence, society reposes in security; under its just, but merciful
+administration, the accused finds every facility for establishing
+his innocence, and is allowed the benefit of every doubt that
+ingenuity can suggest to rebut the probability of guilt; before
+its sacred tribunals, the weak and the powerful, the poor and the
+rich, stand in complete equality; under its impartial sentence, all
+who merit punishment are alike condemned, without respect of any
+antecedents of rank, wealth, or station. In such a system, no change
+can take place without injury, for it is (not to speak irreverently)
+a system of perfection.
+
+This is the dream of many--for we must characterise it rather as a
+dream than a deliberate conviction. Reason, we fear, has but little
+to do with the opinions of those who hold that English jurisprudence
+has no need of reform.
+
+The praises which are so lavishly bestowed upon our criminal law may
+be, to a great extent, just; but it is to be doubted whether they
+are altogether judicious. It is true, that in no other system of
+jurisprudence throughout the civilised world, or among the nations
+of antiquity, has there existed, or is there so tender a regard for
+the rights of the accused. In Germany, the wretch who falls under
+suspicion of the law is subjected to a tedious and inquisitorial
+examination, with a view to elicit from his own lips the proof, and
+even the confession of guilt. This mental torture, not to speak
+of the imprisonment of the body, may be protracted for years, and
+even for life. In France, the facts connected with an offence are
+published by authority, and circulated throughout the country,
+to be greedily devoured by innumerable lovers of unwholesome
+excitement; and not the simple facts alone, but a thousand
+incidental circumstances connected with the transaction, together
+with the birth, parentage, and education, and all the previous
+life of the supposed offender, making in the whole a romance of
+considerable interest, and possessing an attraction beyond the
+ordinary tales which fill the _feuilleton_ of a newspaper. In
+England, the position of the accused is widely different. We avoid
+the errors and the tyranny of our neighbours; but have we not fallen
+into the opposite extreme? Our magistrates scrupulously caution
+prisoners not to say any thing that may criminate themselves. Every
+thing that authority can effect by means of advice, which, under
+the circumstances, is equivalent to command, is carefully brought
+forward to prevent a confession. And if, in spite of checks,
+warnings, and commands, the accused, overcome by the pangs of
+conscience, and urged by an irresistible impulse to disburden his
+soul of guilt, should perchance confess, the testimony is sometimes
+rejected upon some technical point of law, which would seem to have
+been established for the express purpose of defeating the ends
+of justice. Indeed, the technicalities which surround our legal
+tribunals have been, until very lately, and are still, in too many
+instances, most strangely favourable to the escape of criminals.
+The idlest quibbles, most offensive to common sense, and utterly
+disgraceful in a court of criminal investigation, have at various
+times been allowed as valid pleas in defence of the most palpable
+crimes. Many a thief has escaped, on the ground of some slight and
+immaterial misdescription of the stolen article, such as a horse
+instead of a mare, a cow instead of an ox, a sheep for a ewe, and
+so on. True, these absurdities exist no longer; but others still
+remain, less ridiculous perhaps, but not less obstructive of the
+course of justice, and quite as pernicious in their example. Great
+and beneficial changes have been effected in the criminal code, and
+too much praise cannot be bestowed upon Sir Robert Peel for his
+exertions in this behalf. To her Majesty's commissioners, also,
+some thanks are due for the labour they have expended with a view
+to the consolidation and subsequent codification of the various
+statutes. Their labours, however, have not hitherto been very
+largely productive. The excellent object of simplifying our criminal
+laws still remains to be accomplished, and so long as it does so, so
+long will it be obnoxious to the censures which are not unsparingly
+heaped upon it.
+
+But if our jurisprudence be in one respect too favourable to the
+criminal, in another, as it appears to us, the balance is more than
+restored to its equilibrium. If, in the process of investigation,
+justice leans too much to the side of mercy, the inquiry once over,
+she quickly repents of her excessive leniency, and is careful to
+justify her ways by a rigorous severity. The accused, if he is not
+lucky enough to avail himself of the thousand avenues of escape that
+are open during the progress of his trial, must abandon all hope of
+further consideration, and look to undergo a punishment, of which
+the full extent cannot be estimated by any human sagacity. Once
+condemned, he ceases to be an object of care or solicitude, except
+so far as these are necessary to preserve his life and restrain
+his liberty. Through crime he has forfeited all claim upon the
+fostering care of the state. He is an alien and an outcast, and has
+no pretence for expecting any thing but misery.
+
+Surely there is something vindictive in all this--something not
+quite consistent with the calm and unimpassioned administration of
+justice. The first impressions of any man of ordinary humanity must
+be very much against a system which fosters and encourages such a
+state of things. We believe that those first impressions would be
+confirmed by inquiry; and it is our purpose in the present article
+briefly to state the reasons for our belief.
+
+The treatment of criminals under sentence of imprisonment must now
+be well known to the public. Repeated discussion and innumerable
+writings have rendered it familiar to every body. A man is condemned
+to undergo, let us say, three years' incarceration in a jail. A
+portion of the time is to be spent in hard labour. He commences
+his imprisonment with no other earthly object than to get through
+it with the least possible amount of suffering. Employment, which
+might, under better circumstances, be a pleasant resource, is
+distasteful to him because it is compulsory, and because it is
+productive of no benefit to himself. The hours that are unemployed
+are passed in company with others as bad as, or worse than,
+himself. They amuse themselves by recounting the history of their
+lives, their hairbreadth escapes, their successful villanies. Each
+profits by the experience of the whole number, and stores it in
+his memory for future guidance. Every good impulse is checked, and
+every better feeling stifled in the birth. There is no room in a
+jail for the growth of virtue; the atmosphere is not congenial to
+its development. The prisoner, however well disposed, cannot choose
+but listen to the debasing talk of those with whom he is compelled
+to associate. Should he resist the wicked influence for a while, he
+can hardly do so long. The poison will work. By little and little
+it insinuates itself into the mind, and vitiates all the springs of
+good. In the end, he yields to the irresistible force of continued
+bad example, and becomes as bad as the worst.
+
+But let us believe, for an instant, that one prisoner has resisted
+the ill effects of wicked association--let us suppose him to have
+escaped the contamination of a jail, to have received no moral hurt
+from bad example, to be untainted by the corrupting atmosphere of
+congregated vice--in short, to return into the world at the end
+of his imprisonment a better man than he was at its commencement.
+Let us suppose all this, although the supposition, it must be
+confessed, is unsupported by experience, and directly in the teeth
+of probability. He sallies forth from his prison, full of good
+resolutions, and determined to win the character of an honest man.
+Perhaps he has a small sum of money, which helps him to reach a part
+of the country most distant from the scene of his disgrace. He seeks
+for work, and is fortunate enough to obtain it. For a short time,
+all goes well with him. He is industrious and sober, and gains the
+good-will of his employer. He is confirmed in his good intentions,
+and fancies that his hopes of regaining his position in society are
+about to be realised. Vain hopes! Rumour is busy with his name.
+His fellow-labourers begin to look coldly on him. The master does
+not long remain in ignorance. The discharged convict is taxed with
+his former degradation, and made to suffer again the consequences
+of a crime he has well and fully expiated. His brief hour of
+prosperity is over. He is cast forth again upon the world, denied
+the means of gaining an honest livelihood, with nothing before him
+but starvation or a jail. What wonder should he choose the latter!
+Goaded by despair, or stimulated by hunger, he yields to the first
+temptation, and commits a crime which places him again within prison
+walls. It is his second conviction. He is a marked man. He were more
+than mortal if he escaped the deteriorating effects of repeated
+association with the hardened and the vicious. His future career
+is certain. He falls from bad to worse, and ends his life upon the
+scaffold.
+
+We have imagined, for the sake of argument, a case which, in one of
+its features, is unfortunately of very rare occurrence. Criminals
+seldom, perhaps never, leave a jail with the slightest inclination
+to a course of honesty. Their downward progress, when they have
+once been exposed to the contamination of a prison life, may be
+calculated almost with certainty. No sooner is the term of their
+imprisonment expired, than they step forth into the world, eager to
+recommence the old career of systematic villany. Good intentions,
+and the desire of doing well, are almost always strangers to their
+breasts. But should they, perchance, be alive to better things, and
+be moved by wholesome impulses, what an awful responsibility rests
+upon those who, by individual acts, or by a pernicious system, check
+and render abortive the efforts of a dawning virtue! In the case
+we have supposed, there is doubtless much that must be laid to the
+score of human nature. Men will not easily be persuaded, that he who
+has once made a grievous lapse from the path of honesty, will not
+be ever prone to repeat the offence. None but the truly charitable
+(an infinitesimal portion of every community) will expose themselves
+to the risk of employing a discharged convict. But whilst this much
+evil is justly attributed to the selfish cruelty of society, a much
+larger share of blame attaches to the system which affords too
+plausible a pretext for such uncharitable conduct. It is not merely
+because a man has offended against the laws, and been guilty of
+what, in legal parlance, may be a simple misdemeanour, that he is
+regarded with suspicion and treated with ignominy; but much more,
+because he has been confined in a jail, and exposed to all the
+pernicious influences which are known to be rife within its walls.
+It is deemed a thing incredible, that a man can issue from a hot-bed
+of corruption, and not be himself corrupt. To have undergone a term
+of imprisonment, is very generally thought to be equivalent to
+taking a degree in infamy. On the system, therefore, rests much of
+the blame which would otherwise attach to the world's cold charity;
+to its account must be charged every subject who might have been
+saved, and who, through despair, is lost to the service of the state.
+
+The evils we have described are patent and notorious; the only
+question, therefore, that arises is, whether they are inevitable and
+inherent in the nature of things, or whether they may be avoided
+by greater care and an improved system. Before entering upon this
+question, it may be well to notice briefly the various opinions
+that are entertained concerning the proper end and aim of criminal
+punishment. We take for granted, that in every community, under
+whatever political constitution it may exist and be associated,
+the sole object of criminal _law_ is the peace and security of
+society. With regard to the means by which this object may be best
+attained, or, in other words, with regard to the whole system of
+jurisprudence, from a preventive police down to the discipline
+of jails and the machinery of the scaffold, a great diversity
+of sentiment must naturally be expected. The pure theorist and
+the subtle disciple of Paley, maintain that the proper, nay, the
+sole object of punishment should be the prevention of crime. The
+philanthropic enthusiast, and the man of strict religious feeling,
+reject all other motives save only that of reforming the criminal.
+The dispassionate inquirer, the practical man, and he who has
+learned his lessons in the school of experience, take a middle
+course, though inclining a little to the theory of Paley. They
+hold that, whilst the amount, and to some extent the quality, of
+punishment should be settled and defined chiefly with a view to
+prevent the increase of crime by the deterring effect of fear,
+yet the details ought, if possible, to be so managed as in the
+end to bring about the reformation of the prisoner. We have no
+hesitation in avowing, that this last opinion is our own. There is
+an argument in its favour, which the most rigid disciple of the
+pure "prevention" theory must recognise immediately as one of his
+own most valued weapons. The "peace and security of society" are
+his watchwords. They are ours also. But whilst, in his opinion, the
+only way to produce the desired result is by a system of terrorism,
+such as will deter from the perpetration of crime, we believe that
+a careful solicitude concerning the moral conduct of the criminal
+during his imprisonment, and an anxious endeavour to instruct and
+improve his mind, by enforcing good habits, and taking away bad
+example, would be found equally powerful in their operation upon
+the well-being of society. For although it is a lamentable fact,
+that the number of our criminals is always being kept up to its full
+complement, by the addition of juvenile offenders, so that it would
+be vain to indulge a hope, without cutting off the feeding-springs,
+of materially diminishing our criminal population; yet it is equally
+true that the most desperate and dangerous offenders are they who
+have served their apprenticeship in jails, and there accomplished
+themselves in all the various devices of ingenious wickedness. It
+is these who give the deepest shade to the calendar of crime, and
+work incalculable mischief both in and out of prison, by instructing
+the tyros in all the most subtle varieties of villany. To reform
+such men may seem an arduous, perhaps an impossible task; but it is
+far less arduous, and certainly not impossible, to prevent their
+becoming the hardened ruffians which we have, without exaggeration,
+described them.
+
+The truth must be told. The system of secondary punishments (as
+they are called, though why we know not) is radically wrong. There
+is something radically wrong in the discipline and regulations of
+our jails. The details of imprisonment are faulty and imperfect.
+Surely this is proved, when it is shown that men are invariably
+rendered worse, instead of better, by confinement in a jail. Even
+though it be admitted, for the sake of argument, that the state lies
+under no obligation to attempt the reformation of its criminals, the
+admission serves no whit to support a system under which criminals
+are confirmed and hardened in their vicious courses. The state may
+refuse to succour, but it has no right to injure. This, as it seems
+to us, is the strong point against our present system. It does not
+so much punish the body as injure the mind of the criminal; and, in
+so doing, it eventually endangers rather than secures the peace of
+society.
+
+Many remedies have been proposed, but all, with an exception that
+will presently be mentioned, are rather palliative than corrective.
+Solitary confinement, for instance, is an undoubted cure for
+the diseases engendered by bad example and evil communications;
+but it breeds a host of other diseases, peculiar to itself, and
+in many cases worse than those it cures. Not to speak of the
+indulgence which so much idleness allows for vicious thoughts and
+recollections, the chief objection to solitary confinement is,
+that, if continued for any length of time, it unfits a man wholly
+for subsequent intercourse with the world. He leaves his prison
+with a mind prostrated to imbecility, and a body reduced to utter
+helplessness; yet he retains, perhaps, the cunning of the idiot, and
+just sufficient use of his limbs to serve him for a bad purpose. On
+these painful considerations, however, it is unnecessary to dwell
+at length. Solitary confinement, without occupation and without
+intervals of society, was an experiment upon the human animal. It
+has been tried in this country and elsewhere, and has signally
+failed. At this moment, we believe, it has few or no supporters.
+
+The plan which has most largely and most deservedly attracted public
+attention, is that of Captain Maconochie, known by the name of the
+"Mark System." Captain Maconochie was superintendent of the penal
+establishment at Norfolk Island, where he had constantly about
+2000 prisoners under his command. This office he held for eight
+years, and had, consequently, the most favourable opportunity of
+observing the practical working of the old system. Finding it to
+be defective, and injurious in every particular, he tried, with
+certain unavoidable modifications, a plan of his own, which, as
+he asserts, succeeded beyond his expectation. Having thus proved
+its practicability in Norfolk Island, and satisfied himself of its
+advantages, he wishes now to introduce it into England; and, with
+a view of obtaining a favourable hearing and efficient support, he
+has procured it to be referred to a committee of the "Society for
+Promoting the Amendment of the Law." The committee have reported in
+its favour; and their report, which is said to have been drawn up by
+the learned Recorder of Birmingham, contains so concise and clear
+a statement of the Captain's plan, that we take leave to extract a
+portion of it:--
+
+"Captain Maconochie's plan," says Mr M. D. Hill, "had its origin in
+his experience of the evil tendency of sentences for a time certain,
+and of fixed gratuitous jail rations of food. These he practically
+found opposed to the reformation of the criminal. A man under a
+time-sentence looks exclusively to the means of beguiling that
+time. He is thereby led to evade labour, and to seek opportunities
+of personal gratification, obtained, in extreme cases, even in
+ways most horrible. His powers of deception are sharpened for the
+purpose; and even, when unable to offend in act, he seeks in fancy
+a gratification, by gloating over impure images. At the best,
+his life stagnates, no proper object of pursuit being presented
+to his thoughts. And the allotment of fixed gratuitous rations,
+irrespective of conduct or exertion, further aggravates the evil,
+by removing even the minor stimulus to action, furnished by the
+necessity of procuring food, and by thus directly fostering those
+habits of improvidence which, perhaps even more than determined
+vice, lead to crime.
+
+"In lieu of sentences to imprisonment or transportation, measured
+thus by months or years, Captain Maconochie recommends sentences
+to an amount of labour, measured by a given number of marks, to be
+placed to the debit of the convict, in books to be kept for the
+purpose. This debit to be from time to time increased by charges
+made in the same currency, for all supplies of food and clothing,
+and by any fines that may be imposed for misconduct. The duration
+of his sentence will thus be made to depend on three circumstances.
+_First_, The gravity of the original offence, or the estimate made
+by the judge of the amount of discipline which the criminal ought
+to undergo before he is restored to liberty. This regulates the
+amount of the original debit. _Second_, The zeal, industry, and
+effectiveness of his labour in the works allotted to him, which
+furnish him with the means of payment, or of adding from time to
+time to the credit side of his account. And, _Third_, His conduct
+in confinement. If well conducted, he will avoid fines; and if
+economical in food, and such other gratifications as he is permitted
+to purchase with his marks, he will keep down the amount of his
+debits.
+
+"By these means, Captain Maconochie contends, that a term of
+imprisonment may be brought to bear a close resemblance to adversity
+in ordinary life, which, being deeply felt, is carefully shunned;
+but which, nevertheless, when encountered in a manful spirit,
+improves and elevates the character. All the objects of punishment
+will be thus attained. There will be continued destitution, unless
+relief is sought by exertion, and hence there will be labour and
+suffering; but, with exertion, there will be not only the hope, but
+the certainty of recovery--whence there will be improvement in good
+habits, and right thinking. And the motives put into operation to
+produce effort and economy, being also of the same character with
+those in ordinary life, will advantageously prepare the prisoner for
+their wholesome action on him after his discharge.
+
+"The only other very distinctive feature in Captain Maconochie's
+system is, his proposal that, after the prisoner has passed through
+a term of probation, to be measured not by lapse of time, but by
+his conduct as indicated by the state of his account, he shall be
+advanced from separate confinement into a social state. For this
+purpose, he shall become a member of a small class of six or eight,
+these classes being capable of being separated from each other, just
+as individuals are separated from individuals during the earlier
+stage, the members of each class to have a common interest, the
+marks earned or lost by each to count to the gain or loss of his
+party, not of himself exclusively. By this means, Captain Maconochie
+thinks prisoners will be rescued from the simply gregarious state
+of existence, which is, in truth, a selfish one, now incident
+to imprisonment in those jails to which the separate system is
+not applied, and will be raised into a social existence. Captain
+Maconochie is convinced, by experience, that much good feeling will
+be elicited among them in consequence of this change. Indolence and
+vice, which either prevent the prisoner from earning, or compel him
+to forfeit his marks, will become unpopular in the community; and
+industry and good conduct, as enabling him to acquire and preserve
+them, will, on the contrary, obtain for him its approbation. On much
+experience, he asserts that no portion of his _modus operandi_ is
+more effective than this, by which, even in the depraved community
+of Norfolk Island, he succeeded, in a wonderfully short time, in
+giving an upward direction to the public opinion of the class of
+prisoners themselves."
+
+This brief outline of the Mark System undoubtedly presents to view
+one of the boldest projects of reform that ever proceeded from a
+private individual. It seeks to root up and utterly annihilate the
+whole system of secondary punishments, and necessarily involves
+a radical change in the criminal law. To a plan of so sweeping
+a character, a thousand objections will of course be made. Some
+will deny the necessity of so fundamental a change. Many will be
+startled by the magnitude of the innovation alone, and refuse at
+the very outset to accept a proposition which, whatever be its
+intrinsic merits, presents itself to their imagination surrounded
+with incalculable perils. Others will shake their heads, and doubt
+the possibility of working out a problem, which, from the beginning
+of time, has baffled the ingenuity of man. A few there may be, who
+will regard the new system with a favourable eye, albeit on no other
+ground than because it offers a prospect of escape from evils which
+exist, and are increasing, and which can hardly be exchanged for
+worse. For want of better companions, we shall take our position in
+the last-mentioned class; confessing that there is much in Captain
+Maconochie's system which seems at present Utopian, and savours too
+strongly of an enthusiasm which can see none but its own colours,
+but deeply impressed, at the same time, with the plausibility of his
+general theory. It is vain to hope that the unaided efforts of the
+chaplain will ever reform the inmates of a jail. No man was ever
+yet preached into good habits, except by a miracle. It is vain to
+hope that a discipline (if such it can be called) which enforces
+sometimes idleness, and sometimes useless labour, providing at the
+same time for all the wants of the body, with an abundance never
+enjoyed beyond the prison walls, will ever make men industrious,
+or frugal, or any thing else than dissolute and idle. In short, it
+is vain to hope, in the present state of things, that the criminal
+population of these kingdoms will ever be diminished, or even
+checked in its steady tendency to increase. If, then, all these
+hopes, which are exactly such as a philanthropist may reasonably
+indulge, be vain and futile, no man would be open to a charge of
+folly, should he embrace any, even the wildest proposition that
+holds out the prospect of improvement.
+
+Captain Maconochie's system may be divided into two distinct
+and very different parts; namely, the general principles and
+the details. Concerning the latter, we are unwilling to hazard
+an opinion, deeming them peculiarly a matter of experiment, and
+incapable of proof or refutation by any other test than experience.
+But principles are universal, and, if true, may always be supported
+by argument, and strengthened by discussion; those of the Mark
+System, we think, will bear the application of both. No one
+possessed of the smallest experience of the human mind, will deny
+that it is utterly impossible to inculcate and fix good habits
+by a process which is continually distasteful to the patient.
+With regard to labour, which is compulsory and unproductive, the
+labourer, so far from becoming habituated to it, loathes it the more
+the longer he is obliged to continue it. Such labour, moreover,
+has no good effect upon the mind; it produces nothing but disgust
+and discontent. A similar result is produced upon the body under
+similar circumstances. Exercise is only beneficial when taken with
+a good will, and enjoyed with a zest: a man who should walk but
+two or three miles, grumbling all the way, would be as tired at
+the end as though he had walked twenty in a more contented mood.
+What, then, will some one say, are prisoners not to be punished
+at all? Is every thing to be made easy to them, and ingenuity
+taxed for devices to render their sentences agreeable, and to take
+the sting from imprisonment? The answer is ready. The law is not
+vindictive, and does not pretend to inflict suffering beyond what is
+necessary for the security of society. The thief and the homicide
+cannot be allowed to go at large. They must either be sent out of
+the country, or shut up within it. By some means or other, they
+must be deprived of the power of inflicting further injury upon
+their fellow-creatures. But how long are they to be cut off from
+the world? For a time fixed and irrevocable, and irrespective of
+subsequent good conduct, or reformation of character, or any other
+consideration than only the magnitude of the original offence?
+Surely neither reason nor humanity can approve such a doctrine;
+for does it not, in fact, involve the very principle which our
+law repudiates, namely, the principle that its punishments are
+vindictive? If a man who steals a horse, and is condemned to three
+years' imprisonment, be compelled to undergo the whole sentence,
+without reference to his conduct under confinement, this surely is
+vengeance, and not, what it assumes to be, a punishment proportioned
+to the necessity of the case. It is, no doubt, proper that a
+criminal should be condemned to suffer some loss of liberty, more
+or less, according to the nature of his delinquency, and a minimum
+should always be fixed; but it seems equally proper, and consistent
+with acknowledged principles, that a power should reside somewhere
+of diminishing the maximum, and where more advantageously than in
+the criminal himself? If the motives which govern the world at
+large, and operate upon men in ordinary life, to make them frugal
+and industrious, and to keep them honest, can be brought to bear
+upon the isolated community of a jail, why should they not? The
+object is humane; not injurious, but, on the contrary, highly
+beneficial to society; and not opposed to any established rule
+of law or general policy. We can conceive no possible argument
+against it, save that which we have already noticed, and, we trust,
+satisfactorily.
+
+It is worthy of notice, as being calculated to satisfy the scruples
+of those who may be alarmed at the introduction of what they imagine
+a novel principle into our criminal jurisprudence, that this, the
+main feature of the Mark System, is not new. It is sanctioned by
+long usage in our penal settlements. In the Australian colonies, a
+man under sentence of transportation for years or for life may, by
+his own conduct, both shorten the duration and mitigate the severity
+of his punishment. By industry, by a peaceable demeanour, by the
+exercise of skill and ingenuity acquired in better times, he may
+obtain advantages which are not accorded to others. By a steady
+continuance in such behaviour, he may acquire the privilege of
+working for himself, and enjoying the produce of his labour. In the
+end, he may even be rewarded by a free pardon. If all these things
+may be done in Australia, why not also in England? Surely there is
+more to be said on behalf of convicts sentenced to imprisonment than
+for those sentenced to transportation. If our sympathy, or, to speak
+more correctly, our mercy, is to be inversely to the enormity of the
+offence, then the English prisoner is most entitled to our regard.
+It is possible that the transportation system may be wrong, but, at
+least, let us be consistent.
+
+It is not necessary that Captain Maconochie's plan should be adopted
+_in extenso_, to the immediate and active subversion of the ancient
+system. We may feel our way. There is no reason why a single prison
+should not be set apart, or, if necessary, specially constructed,
+for the purpose of applying the test of practice to the new theory.
+A short act might be passed, empowering the judges to inflict labour
+instead of time-sentences--of course, within a certain limit as
+to number. Captain Maconochie himself might be entrusted with the
+superintendence of the experiment, in order to avoid the possibility
+of a suspicion that it had not received a fair trial. If, with
+every reasonable advantage, the scheme should eventually prove
+impracticable, then, of course, it will sink into oblivion, and be
+consigned to the limbo of impossible theories. The country will
+have sustained no loss, save the insignificant expense of the model
+machinery.
+
+Considering the whole subject--its importance, its difficulty, the
+novelty of the proposed amendments, and their magnitude--we are
+disposed to agree with the learned Recorder of Birmingham, that
+"the plan is highly deserving of notice." Objections, of course,
+might be made in abundance, over and above those we have thought
+proper to notice. These, however, may be all reduced to one, namely,
+that the scheme is impracticable. That it may prove so, we do not
+deny; nor could any one, with a grain of prudence, venture to deny
+it, seeing how many promising projects are daily failing, not
+through their own intrinsic defects, but through miscalculation
+of opposing forces. The test of the Mark System, we repeat, must
+be experience. All that we seek to establish in its favour is the
+soundness of its principles. Of these we do not hesitate to avow a
+perfect approval; and, in doing so, we do not fear being classed
+among the disciples of the new school of pseudo-philanthropy, whose
+academy is Exeter Hall, and whose teachers are such men as Lord
+Nugent and Mr Fox. It is quite possible to feel compassion for the
+guilty, and a solicitude for their temporal as well as eternal
+welfare, without elevating them into the dignity of martyrs, and
+fixing one's attention upon them, to the neglect of their more
+honest and less protected neighbours. It is no uncommon thing to
+hear comparisons drawn between the conditions of the prisoner and
+the pauper--between the abundant nourishing food of the former,
+and the scanty meagre rations of the latter! There is no doubt that
+better fare is provided in a jail than in a workhouse. Good reasons,
+perhaps, may be given for the distinction, but in appearance it is
+horribly unjust. No system which proposed to encourage it would ever
+receive our approbation. The Mark System is adverse to the pampering
+of criminals. It seeks to enforce temperance and frugality, both
+by positive rewards, and by punishing gluttony and indulgence.
+Its object is the improvement, not of the physical, but the moral
+condition of the prisoner. His mind, not his body, is its especial
+care--a prudent, humane, we will even say, a pious care! Visionary
+it may be, though we think not--absurd it can never be, except in
+the eyes of those to whom the well-being of their fellow-creatures
+is matter of indifference, and who, too frivolous to reflect, or too
+shallow to penetrate the depths of things, seek to disguise their
+ignorance and folly under cover of ridicule. To such we make no
+appeal. But to the many really humane and sensible persons who are
+alive to the importance of the subject, we recommend a deliberate
+examination of the Mark System.
+
+ M.
+
+
+
+
+LAYS AND LEGENDS OF THE THAMES.
+
+
+Never was there such a summer on this side of the Tropics. How is
+it possible to exist, with the thermometer up to boiling point!
+London a vast caldron--the few people left in its habitable parts
+strongly resembling stewed fish--the aristocratic portion of the
+world flying in all directions, though there are three horticultural
+fetes to come--the attachés to all the foreign embassies sending in
+their resignations, rather than be roasted alive--the ambassadors
+all on leave, in the direction of the North Pole--the new governor
+of Canada congratulated, for the first time in national history,
+on his banishment to a land where he has nine months winter;--and
+a contract just entered into with the Wenham Lake Company for ten
+thousand tons of ice, to rescue the metropolis from a general
+conflagration.
+
+--Went to dine with the new East India Director, in his Putney
+paradise. Sir Charles gives dinners worthy of the Mogul, and
+he wants nothing of the pomps and pleasures of the East but a
+harem. But, in the mean time, he gathers round him a sort of
+human menagerie; and every race of man, from the Hottentot to the
+Highlander, is to be found feeding in his Louis Quatorze saloons.
+
+This certainly variegates the scene considerably, and relieves us
+of the intolerable topics, of Parliament, taxes, the last attempt
+on Louis Philippe, the last adventure of Queen Christina, or the
+last good thing of the last great bore of Belgrave Square; with
+the other desperate expedients to avoid the inevitable yawn. We
+had an Esquimaux chief, who, however, dwelt too long on the luxury
+of porpoise steaks; a little plump Mandarin, who indulged us with
+the tricks of the tea trade; the sheik Ben Hassan Ben Ali, who had
+narrowly escaped hanging by the hands of the French; and a New
+Zealand chief, strongly suspected of habits inconsistent with the
+European _cuisine_, yet who restricted himself on this occasion to
+every thing at the table.
+
+At length, in a pause of the conversation, somebody asked where
+somebody else was going, for the dog-days. The question engaged us
+all. But, on comparing notes, every Englishman of the party had been
+everywhere already--Cairo, Constantinople, Calcutta, Cape Horn.
+There was not a corner of the world, where they had not drunk tea,
+smoked cigars, and anathematised the country, the climate, and the
+constitution. Every thing was _usé_--every soul was _blasé_. There
+was no hope of novelty, except by an Artesian perforation to the
+centre, or a voyage to the moon.
+
+At last a curious old personage, with a nondescript visage, and who
+might, from the jargon of his tongue and the mystery of his costume,
+have been a lineal descendant of the Wandering Jew, asked, had any
+one at table seen the Thames?
+
+The question struck us all at once. It was a grand discovery; it
+was a flash of light; it was the birth of a new idea; it was an
+influx of brilliant inquiry. It was ascertained, that though we had
+all steamed up and down the Thames times without number, not one of
+us had seen the river. Some had always steamed it in their sleep;
+some had plunged at once into the cabin, to avoid the passengers on
+deck; some had escaped the vision by the clouds of a cigar; some by
+a French novel and an English dinner. But not one could recollect
+any thing more of it than it flowed through banks more or less
+miry; that it was, to the best of their recollection, something
+larger than the Regent's Canal; and some thought that they had seen
+occasional masts and smoke flying by them.
+
+My mind was made up on the spot. Novelty is my original passion--the
+spring of all my virtues and vices--the stimulant of all my desires,
+disasters, and distinctions. In short, I determined to see the
+Thames.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Rose at daybreak--the sky blue, the wind fragrant, Putney throwing
+up its first faint smokes; the villa all asleep. Leaving a billet
+for Sir Charles, I ordered my cab, and set off for the Thames. "How
+little," says Jonathan Swift, "does one-half of the world know what
+the other is doing." I had left Putney the abode of silence, a
+solitary policeman standing here and there, like the stork which our
+modern painters regularly put into the corner of their landscapes to
+express the sublime of solitude--no slipshod housemaid peeping from
+her window; no sight or sound of life to be seen through the rows of
+the flower-pots, or the lattices of the suburb gardens.
+
+But, once in London, what a contrast. From the foot of London
+bridge what a rush of life; what an incursion of cabs; what a
+rattle of waggons; what a surge of population; what a chaos of
+clamour; what volcanic volumes of everlasting smoke rolling up
+against the unhappy face of the Adelaide hotel; what rushing of
+porters, and trundling of trunks; what cries of every species,
+utterable by that extraordinary machine the throat of man; what
+solicitations to trust myself, for instant conveyance to the
+remotest shore of the terraqueous globe!--"For Calais, sir? Boat
+off in half-an-hour."--"For Constantinople? in a quarter."--"For
+Alexandria? in five minutes."--"For the Cape? bell just going to
+ring." In this confusion of tongues it was a thousand to one that I
+had not jumped into the boat for the Niger, and before I recovered
+my senses, been far on my way to Timbuctoo.
+
+In a feeling little short of desperation, or of that perplexity
+in which one labours to decypher the possible purport of a maiden
+speech, I flung myself into the first steamer which I could reach,
+and, to my genuine self-congratulation, found that I was under no
+compulsion to be carried beyond the mouth of the Thames.
+
+I had now leisure to look round me. The bell had not yet chimed:
+passengers were dropping in. Carriages were still rolling down
+to the landing-place, laden with mothers and daughters, lapdogs
+and bandboxes, innumerable. The surrounding scenery came, as the
+describers say, "in all its power on my eyes."--St Magnus, built by
+Sir Christopher Wren, as dingy and massive as if it had been built
+by Roderic the Goth; St Olave's, rising from its ruins, as fresh as
+a fairy palace of gingerbread; the Shades, where men drink wine, as
+Bacchus did, from the bunghole; the Bridge of Bridges, clambered
+over and crowded with spectators as thick as hiving bees!
+
+But--prose was never made for such things. I must be Pindaric.
+
+
+LONDON BRIDGE.
+
+_"My native land, good-night!"_
+
+ Adieu, adieu, thou huge, high bridge
+ A long and glad adieu!
+ I see above thy stony ridge
+ A most ill-favour'd crew.
+ The earth displays no dingier sight;
+ I bid the whole--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ There, hang between me and the sky
+ She who doth oysters sell,
+ The youth who parboil'd shrimps doth cry,
+ The shoeless beau and belle,
+ Blue-apron'd butchers, bakers white,
+ Creation's lords!--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ Some climb along the slippery wall,
+ Through balustrades some stare,
+ One wonders what has perch'd them all
+ Five hundred feet in air.
+ The Thames below flows, ready quite
+ To break their fall.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ What visions fill my parting eyes!
+ St Magnus, thy grim tower,
+ _Almost_ as black as London skies!
+ The Shades, which are no bower;
+ St Olave's, on its new-built site,
+ In flaming brick.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ The rope's thrown off, the paddles move,
+ We leave the bridge behind;
+ Beat tide below, and cloud above;--
+ Asylums for the blind,
+ Schools, storehouses, fly left and right;
+ Docks, locks, and blocks--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ In distance fifty steeples dance.
+ St Catherine's dashes by,
+ The Customhouse scarce gets a glance,
+ The sounds of Bowbell die.
+ With charger's speed, or arrow's flight,
+ We steam along.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ The Tower seems whirling in a waltz,
+ As on we rush and roar.
+ Where impious man makes Cheltenham salts,
+ We shave the sullen shore;
+ Putting the wherries all in fright,
+ Swamping a few.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ We brave the perils of the Pool;
+ Pass colliers chain'd in rows;
+ See coalheavers, as black and cool
+ As negroes without clothes,
+ Each bouncing, like an opera sprite,
+ Stript to the skin.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ And now I glance along the deck
+ Our own live-stock to view--
+ Some matrons, much in fear of wreck;
+ Some lovers, two by two;
+ Some sharpers, come the clowns to bite;
+ Some plump John Bulls.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ A shoal of spinsters, book'd for France,
+ (All talking of Cheapside;)
+ An old she-scribbler of romance,
+ All authorship and pride;
+ A diner-out, (timeworn and trite,)
+ A _gobe-mouche_ group.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ A strolling actor and his wife,
+ Both going to "make hay;"
+ An Alderman, at fork and knife,
+ The wonder of his day!
+ Three Earls, without an appetite,
+ Gazing, in spleen.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ Ye dear, delicious memories!
+ That to our midriffs cling
+ As children to their Christmas pies,
+ (So, all the New-School sing;
+ In collars loose, and waistcoats white,)
+ All, all farewell!--Good-night, good-night!
+
+The charming author of that most charming of all brochures, _Le
+Voyage autour de ma Chambre_, says, that the less a man has to
+write about, the better he writes. But this charming author was a
+Frenchman; he was born in the land where three dinners can be made
+of one potato, and where moonshine is a substantial part of every
+thing. He performed his voyage, standing on a waxed floor, and
+making a circuit of his shelves; the titles of his books had been
+his facts, and the titillations of his snuff the food of his fancy.
+But John Bull is of another style of thinking. His appetite requires
+solid realities, and I give him docks, wharfs, steam-engines, and
+manufactures, for his powerful mastication.--But, what scents are
+these, rising with such potentiality upon the morning breeze? What
+sounds, "by distance made more sweet?" What a multitude of black,
+brown, bustling beings are crushing up that narrow avenue, from
+these open boats, like a new invasion of the pirate squadrons from
+the north of old. Oh, Billingsgate!--I scent thee--
+
+ ----"As when to them who sail
+ Beyond the Cape of Hope, and now are past
+ Mozambic, far at sea the north winds blow
+ Sabæan odours from the spicy shore
+ Of Araby the Blest. With such delay
+ Well-pleased, they slack their course, and many a league,
+ Cheer'd with the grateful smell, old Ocean smiles."
+
+The effect was not equally rapturous in the Thames; but on we flew,
+passing groups of buildings which would have overtopped all the
+castles on the Rhine, had they but been on fair ground; depots of
+wealth, which would have purchased half the provinces beyond the
+girdle of the Black Forest; and huge steamers, which would have
+towed a captive Armada to the Tower.
+
+The TOWER! what memories are called up by the name! How frowning are
+those black battlements, how strong those rugged walls, how massive
+those iron-spiked gates! Every stone is historical, and every era
+of its existence has been marked by the mightiest changes of men,
+monarchs, and times; then I see the fortress, the palace and the
+prison of kings!
+
+But, let me people those resounding arches, dim passages, and
+solemn subterraneans, with the past. Here, two thousand years ago,
+Julius Cæsar kept his military court, with Quæstors, Prefects,
+and Tribunes, for his secretaries of state; Centurions for his
+chamberlains; and Augurs for his bishops. On this bank of the
+stately river, on which no hovel had encroached, but which covered
+with its unpolluted stream half the landscape, and rolled in quiet
+majesty to meet the ocean; often stood the man, who was destined
+to teach the Republican rabble of Rome that they had a master. I
+leave antiquarians to settle the spot trodden by his iron sandal. I
+disdain the minute meddling of the men of _fibulæ_ and _frustums_ of
+pitchers. But I can see--"in my mind's eye, Horatio"--the stately
+Roman casting many an eager glance eastward, and asking himself,
+with an involuntary grasp of his hilt, and an unconscious curl of
+his lip, how long he was to suffer the haranguers of the populace,
+the pilferers of the public, the hirelings of Cinna and Sylla, and
+of every man who would hire them, the whole miry mass of reformers,
+leaguers, and cheap-bread men, to clap their wings like a flight of
+crows over the bleeding majesty of Rome.
+
+Then the chance sound of a trumpet, or the tread of a cohort along
+the distant rampart, would make him turn back his glance, and think
+of the twenty thousand first-rate soldiers whom a wave of his finger
+would move across the Channel, send through Gaul, sacking Lutetia,
+darting through the defiles of the Alps, and bringing him in triumph
+through the Janiculum, up to the temple of the Capitoline Jove.
+Glorious dreams, and gloriously realised! How vexatious is it that
+we cannot see the past, that we cannot fly back from the bustle
+of this blacksmith world, from the jargon of public life, and the
+tameness of private toil; into those majestic ages, when the world
+was as magnificent as a theatre; when nations were swallowed up in
+the shifting of a scene; when all were fifth acts, and when every
+catastrophe broke down an empire!
+
+But, what sounds are these? The steamer had shot along during
+my reverie, and was now passing a long line of low-built strong
+vessels, moored in the centre of the river. I looked round, and here
+was more than a dream of the past; here was the past itself--here
+was man in his primitive state, as he had issued from the forest,
+before a profane axe had cropped its brushwood. Here I saw perhaps
+five hundred of my fellow-beings, no more indebted to the frippery
+of civilisation than the court of Caractacus.--Bold figures, daring
+brows, Herculean shapes, naked to the waist, and with skins of the
+deepest bronze. Cast in metal, and fixed in a gallery, they would
+have made an incomparable rank and file of gladiatorial statues.
+
+The captain of the steamer explained the phenomenon. They were
+individuals, who, for want of a clear perception of the line to be
+drawn between _meum_ and _tuum_, had been sent on this half-marine
+half-terrestrial service, to reinforce their morals. They were now
+serving their country, by digging sand and deepening the channel of
+the river. The scene of their patriotism was called the "hulks," and
+the patriots themselves were technically designated felons.
+
+Before I could give another glance, we had shot along; and, to my
+surprise, I heard a chorus of their voices in the distance. I again
+applied to my Cicerone, who told me that all other efforts having
+failed to rectify their moral faculties; a missionary singing-master
+had been sent down among them, and was reported to be making great
+progress in their conversion.
+
+I listened to the sounds, as they followed on the breeze. I am not
+romantic; but I shall say no more. The novelty of this style of
+reformation struck me. I regarded it as one of the evidences of
+national advance.--My thoughts instinctively flowed into poetry.
+
+
+SONG FOR THE MILLION.
+
+_"Mirth, admit me of thy crew."_
+
+ Song, admit me of thy crew!
+ Minstrels, without shirt or shoe,
+ Geniuses with naked throats,
+ Bare of pence, yet full of _notes_.
+ Bards, before they've learn'd to write,
+ Issuing their notes at _sight_;
+ Notes, to tens of thousands mounting,
+ Careless of the Bank's discounting.
+ Leaving all the world behind,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Now, the carter drives his cart,
+ Whistling, as he goes, Mozart.
+ Now, a shilling to a guinea,
+ Dolly cook, _sol-fas_ Rossini.
+ While the high-soul'd housemaid, Betty,
+ Twirls her mop to Donizetti.
+ Or, the scullion scrubs her oven
+ To thy Runic hymns, Beethoven.
+ All the sevants' hall combined,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Now, may maidens of all ages
+ Look unharm'd on pretty _pages_.
+ Now, may paupers "_raise the wind_,"
+ Now, may _score_ the great undined.
+ Now, unblamed, may tender pairs
+ Give themselves the tenderest _airs_.
+ Now, may half-pay sons of Mars
+ Look in freedom through their _bars_,
+ Though upon a _Bench_ reclined,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Soon we'll hear our "London cries"
+ Dulcified to harmonies;
+ Mackerel sold in canzonets,
+ Milkmen "calling," in duets.
+ Postmen's bells no more shall bore us,
+ When their clappers ring in chorus.
+ Ears no more shall start at, Dust O!
+ When the thing is done with _gusto_.
+ E'en policemen grow refined,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Song shall settle Church and State,
+ Song shall supersede debate.
+ Owlet Joe no more shall screech,
+ We shall make him sing his speech.
+ Even the Iron Duke's "sic volo"
+ Shall be soften'd to a _solo_.
+ Discords then shall be disgrace,
+ Statesmen shall play _thorough base_;
+ Whigs and Tories intertwined,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Sailors, under canvass stiff,
+ Now no more shall dread a _cliff_.
+ From Bombay to Coromandel,
+ The Faqueers shall chorus Handel.
+ Arab sheik, and Persian maiden,
+ Simpering serenades from Haydn.
+ Crossing then the hemisphere,
+ Jonathan shall chant Auber,
+ All his love of pelf resign'd,
+ England, to thy march of Mind.
+
+--Still moving on, still passing multitudinous agglomerations of
+brick, mortar, stone, and iron, rather than houses.--Docks crowded
+with masts, thicker than they ever grew in a pine forest, and
+echoing with the sounds of hammers, cranes, forges and enginery,
+making anchors for all the ships of ocean, rails for all the roads
+of earth, and chain-cables for a dozen generations to come. In
+front of one of those enormous forges, which, with its crowd of
+brawny hammerers glaring in the illumination of the furnace, gave
+me as complete a representation of the Cyclops and their cave, as
+any thing that can be seen short of the bowels of Ætna; stood a
+growing church, growing of iron; the walls were already half-way
+grown up. I saw them already pullulating into windows, a half-budded
+pulpit stood in the centre, and a Gothic arch was already beginning
+to spread like the foliage of a huge tree over the aisle. It was
+intended for one of the colonies, ten thousand miles off.
+
+As the steamer is not suffered in this part of the river to run down
+boats at the rate of more than five miles an hour; I had leisure
+to see the operation. While I gazed, the roof had _leaved_; and my
+parting glance showed me the whole on the point of flourishing among
+the handsomest specimens of civic architecture.
+
+In front of another forge stood a lighthouse; it was consigned to
+the West Indies. Three of its stone predecessors had been engulfed
+by earthquakes, a fourth had been swept off by a hurricane. This was
+of iron, and was to defy all the chances of time and the elements,
+by contract, for the next thousand years. It was an elegant
+structure, built on the plan of the "Tower of the Winds." Every
+square inch of its fabric, from the threshold to the vane, was iron!
+"What will mankind come to," said George Canning, "in fifty years
+hence? The present age is impudent enough, but I foresee that the
+next will be all _Irony_ and _Raillery_."
+
+But all here is a scene of miracle. In our perverseness we laugh
+at our "Lady of Loretto," and pretend to doubt her house being
+carried from Jerusalem on the backs of angels. But what right have
+I to doubt, where so many millions are ready to take their oaths
+to the fact? What is it to us how many angels might be required
+for the operation? or how much their backs may have been galled in
+the carriage? The result is every thing. But here we have before
+our sceptical eyes the very same result. We have St Catherine's
+hospital, fifty times the size, transported half-a-dozen miles, and
+deposited in the Regent's Park. The Virgin came alone. The hospital
+came, with all its fellows, their matrons, and their master. The
+virgin-house left only a solitary excavation in a hillside. The
+hospital left a mighty dock, filled with a fleet that would have
+astonished Tyre and Sidon, buildings worthy of Babylon, and a
+population that would have sacked Persepolis.
+
+But, what is this strangely shaped vessel, which lies anchored stem
+and stern in the centre of the stream, and bearing a flag covered
+over with characters which as we pass look like hieroglyphics? The
+barge which marks the Tunnel. We are now moving above the World's
+Wonder! A thousand men, women, and children, have marched under
+that barge's keel since morning; lamps are burning fifty feet under
+water, human beings are breathing, where nothing but the bones of a
+mammoth ever lay before, and check-takers are rattling pence, where
+the sound of coin was never heard since the days of the original
+Chaos.
+
+What a field for theory! What a subject for a fashionable Lecturer!
+What a topic for the gossipry of itinerant science, telling us (on
+its own infallible authority) how the globe has been patched up for
+us, the degenerated and late-born sons of Adam! How glowingly might
+their fancy lucubrate on the history of the prior and primitive
+races which may now be perforating the interior strata of the
+globe--working by their own gas-light, manufacturing their own
+metals, and, from their want of the Davy-lamp, (and of an Act of
+Parliament, to make it burn,) producing those explosions which _we_
+call earthquakes, while our volcanoes are merely the tops of their
+chimneys!
+
+I gave the Tunnel a parting aspiration--
+
+
+THE TUNNEL.
+
+ Genii of the Diving-bell!
+ Sing Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l,
+ Whether ye parboil in steam,
+ Whether float in lightning's beam,
+ Whether in the Champs Elysés
+ Dance ye, like Carlotta Grisi.
+ Take your trumps, the fame to swell,
+ Of Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.
+
+ Phantoms of the fiery crown!
+ Plunged ten thousand fathoms down
+ In the deep Pacific's wave,
+ In the Ocean's central cave,
+ Where the infant earthquakes sleep,
+ Where the young tornadoes creep.
+ Chant the praise, where'er ye dwell,
+ Of Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.
+
+ What, if Green's Nassau balloon
+ (Ere its voyage to the moon)
+ 'Twixt Vauxhall and Stepney plies,
+ Straining London's million eyes,
+ Dropping on the breezes bland,
+ (Good for gazers,) bags of sand;
+ Green's a blacksmith to a belle,
+ To Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.
+
+ Great magician of the Tunnel!
+ Earth bows down before thy funnel,
+ Darting on through swamp and crag,
+ Faster than a Gaul can brag;
+ All Newmarket's tip-top speed,
+ To thy stud is broken-knee'd;
+ Zephyr spavin'd, lightning slow,
+ To thy fiery rush below.
+
+ Ships no more shall trust to sails,
+ Boats no more be swamp'd by whales,
+ Sailors sink no more in barks,
+ (Built by contract with the sharks,)
+ Though the tempest o'er us roar;
+ Flying through thy Tunnel's bore,
+ What care we for mount or main,
+ What can stop the Monster-Train?
+
+ There let Murchison and Lyell
+ Of our Tunnel make the trial.
+ We shall make them cross the Line,
+ Fifty miles below the brine--
+ Leaving blockheads to discuss
+ Paving-stones with Swiss or Russ,
+ Or in some Cathedral stall,
+ Still to play their cup and ball.
+
+ What, if rushes the Great Western
+ Rapid as a racer's pastern,
+ At each paddle's thundering stroke,
+ Blackening hemispheres with smoke,
+ Bouncing like a soda-cork;
+ Raising consols in New York,
+ E'er the lie has time to cool,
+ Forged in bustling Liverpool.
+
+ Yet, a river to a runnel,
+ To the steamer is the Tunnel;
+ Screw and sail alike shall lag,
+ To the "Rumour" in thy bag.
+ While _she_ puffs to make the land,
+ Thou shalt have the Stock in hand,
+ Smashing bill-broker and banker
+ Days, before she drops her anchor.
+
+ Then, if England has a foe,
+ We shall rout him from below.
+ Through our Ocean tunnel's arch,
+ Shall the bold battalions march,
+ Piled upon our flying waggons,
+ Spouting fire and smoke like dragons;
+ Sweeping on, like shooting-stars,
+ Guardsmen, rifles, and hussars.
+
+ We shall _tunnelize_ the Poles,
+ Bringing down the cost of coals;
+ Making Yankees sell their ice
+ At a Christian sort of price;
+ Making China's long-tail'd Khan
+ Sell his Congo as he can,
+ In our world of fire and shade,
+ Carrying on earth's grand "Free Trade."
+
+ We shall bore the broad Atlantic,
+ Making every grampus frantic;
+ Killing Jonathan with spite,
+ As the Train shoots up to light.
+ Mexico her hands shall clap,
+ Tahiti throw up her cap,
+ Till the globe one shout shall swell
+ To Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.
+
+But this scene is memorable for more ancient recollections. It was
+in this spot, that once, every master of a merchant ship took off
+his hat in reverence to the _genius loci_; but never dared to drop
+his anchor. It was named the Pool, from the multitude of wrecks
+which had occurred there in the most mysterious manner; until it was
+ascertained that it was the chief resort of the mermen and mermaids,
+who originally haunted the depths of the sylvan Thamesis.
+
+There annually, from ages long before the Olympiads, the youths and
+maidens came, to fling garlands into the stream, and inquire the
+time proper for matrimony. It was from one of their chants, that
+John Milton borrowed his pretty hymn to the presiding nymph--
+
+ "Listen, where thou art sitting,
+ Under the glassy, cool, translucent wave,
+ In twisted braids of lilies knitting
+ The loose trains of thy amber-dropping hair.
+ Listen, for dear honour's sake,
+ Goddess of the Silver Lake,
+ Listen and save!"
+
+On the coast of Norway there is another Pool, entitled the
+Maelstrom, where ships used to disappear, no one knew why. But
+the manner was different; they no sooner touched the edge of the
+prohibited spot than they were swept with the fury of a hurricane
+into the centre, where they no sooner arrived than they were
+pulled down, shattered into a thousand fragments, and never heard
+of more. This was evidently the work of the mermen, who however,
+being of Northern breed, had, like the usual generation of that
+wild and winterly region, tempers of indigenous ferocity. But the
+tenants of the Thames, inheriting the softer temper of their clime,
+were gentler in their style of administering justice, which they
+administered effectually, notwithstanding. Every unlucky vessel
+which stopped upon the exclusive spot, quietly sank. The operation
+regularly took place in the night. By morning the only remnant of
+its existence was discoverable among the huts along the shore,
+exhibiting foreign silks, Dutch drams, French brandy, and other
+forbidden articles, which, somehow or other, had escaped from the
+bosom of the deep.
+
+The legend goes on to say, that from those fatalities the place was
+cautiously avoided, until, about a hundred and fifty years ago, one
+fine evening in May, a large merchantman came in full sail up the
+river, and dropped her anchor exactly in the spot of peril. All the
+people of the shore were astounded at this act of presumption, and
+numberless boats put off to acquaint the skipper with his danger.
+But, as the legend tells, "he was a bold vain man, with a huge
+swaggering sword at his side, a purse in his girdle, and a pipe in
+his mouth. Upon hearing of the aforesaid tale, he scoffed greatly,
+saying, in most wicked and daring language, that he had came from
+the East Indian possessions of the Dutch republic, where he had seen
+jugglers and necromancers of all kinds; but he defied them all, and
+cared not the lighting of his meerscham for all the mermaids under
+the salt seas." Upon the hearing of which desperate speech all the
+bystanders took to their boats, fearing that the good ship would be
+plucked to the bottom of the river without delay.
+
+But at morning dawn the good ship still was there, to the surprise
+of all. However, the captain was to have a warning. As he was
+looking over the stern, and laughing at the story, the steersman
+saw him suddenly turn pale and fix his eyes upon the water, then
+running by at the rate of about five knots. The crew hurried
+forward, and lo and behold! there arose close to the ship a merman,
+a very respectable-looking person, in Sunday clothes and with his
+hair powdered, who desired the captain to carry his vessel from the
+place, because "his anchor had dropt exactly against his hall door,
+and prevented his family from going to church."
+
+The whole history is well known at Deptford, Rotherhithe, and places
+adjacent; and it finishes, by saying, that the captain, scoffing
+at the request, the merman took his leave with an angry expression
+on his countenance, a storm came on in the night, and nothing of
+captain, crew, or ship, as ever heard of more.
+
+But the spot is boundless in legendary lore. A prediction which
+had for centuries puzzled all the readers of Mother Shipton, was
+delivered by her in the small dwelling whose ruins are still visible
+on the Wapping shore. The prophecy was as follows:--
+
+ Eighteene hundred thirty-five,
+ Which of us shall be alive?
+ Many a king shall ende his reign;
+ Many a knave his ende shall gain;
+ Many a statesman be in trouble;
+ Many a scheme the worlde shall bubble;
+ Many a man shall selle his vote;
+ Many a man shall turne his coat.
+ Righte be wronge, and wronge be righte,
+ By Westminster's candle-lighte.
+ But, when from the top of Bow
+ Shall the dragon stoop full low.
+ When from church of holy Paul
+ Shall come down both crosse and ball.
+ When all men shall see them meete
+ On the land, yet by the Fleet.
+ When below the Thamis bed
+ Shall be seen the furnace red;
+ When its bottom shall drop out,
+ Making hundreds swim about,
+ Where a fishe had never swum,
+ Then shall doleful tidings come.
+ Flood and famine, woe and taxe,
+ Melting England's strength like waxe;
+ Till she fights both France and Spain,
+ Then shall all be well again!
+
+I shall have an infinite respect for Mother Shipton in future. All
+was amply verified. The repairs of St Paul's, in the year stated,
+required that the cross and ball should be taken down, which was
+done accordingly. Bow Church, whose bells are supposed to thrill
+the _intima præcordia_ of every Londoner's memory in every part of
+the globe, happening to be in the same condition, the dragon on
+the spire was also taken down, and cross, ball, and dragon, were
+sent to a coppersmith's, in Ludgate Hill, beside the Fleet prison,
+where they were to be seen by all the wondering population, lying
+together. The third feature of the wisdom of Mother Shipton was
+fulfilled with equal exactitude. The Thames Tunnel had been pushed
+to the middle of the river's bed, when, coming to a loose portion of
+the clay, the roof fell in; the Thames burst through its own bottom,
+the Tunnel was instantly filled, and the workmen were forced to
+swim for their lives. The remainder of the oracle, partly present,
+is undeniable while we have an income tax, and the _finale_ may be
+equally relied on, to the honour of the English Pythonness.
+
+
+
+
+RECENT ROYAL MARRIAGES.
+
+
+At this dull season, the long vacation of legislators, when
+French deputies and English members, weary of bills and debates,
+motions and amendments, take their autumnal ramble, or range
+their well-stocked preserves, and when newspapers are at their
+wits' end for subjects of discussion, a topic like the Spanish
+marriages, intrinsically so important, in arrival so opportune, has
+naturally monopolised the attention of the daily press. For some
+time previously, the English public had paid little attention to
+Spanish affairs. Men were weary of watching the constant changes,
+the shameless corruption, the scandalous intrigues, from which
+that unfortunate country and its unquiet population have so long
+suffered; they had ceased in great measure to follow the thread of
+Peninsular politics. The arbitrary and unconstitutional influences
+employed at the last elections, and the tyranny exercised towards
+the press, deprived foreigners of the most important data whence
+to judge the real state of public feeling and opinion south of
+the Pyrenees. The debates of Cortes elected under circumstances
+of flagrant intimidation, and whose members, almost to a man,
+were creatures of a _Camarilla_, were no guide to the sentiments
+of a nation: journalists, sorely persecuted, writing in terror of
+bayonets, in peril of ruinous fine and arbitrary imprisonment,
+dared not speak the voice of truth, and feared to echo the wishes
+and indignation of the vast but soldier-ridden majority of their
+countrymen. Thus, without free papers or fair debates to guide them,
+foreigners could attain but an imperfect perception of the state
+of Spanish affairs. The view obtained was vague--the outline faint
+and broken--details were wanting. Hence the Spanish marriages,
+although so much has been written about them, have in England been
+but partially understood. Much indignation and censure have been
+expended upon those who achieved them; many conjectures have been
+hazarded as to their proximate and remote consequences; but one very
+curious point has barely been glanced at. Scarcely an attempt has
+been made to investigate the singular state of parties, and strange
+concurrence of circumstances, that have enabled a few score persons
+to overbalance the will of a nation. How is it that a people, once
+so great and powerful, still so easy to rouse, and jealous of its
+independence, has suffered itself to be fooled by an abandoned
+Italian woman, and a wily and unscrupulous foreign potentate--by a
+corrupt _Camarilla_, and a party that is but a name? How is it that
+Spain has thus unresistingly beheld the consummation of an alliance
+so odious to her children, and against which, from Portugal to the
+Mediterranean, from Gibraltar's straits to Cantabria's coast, but
+one opinion is held, but one voice heard--a voice of reprobation and
+aggrieved nationality?
+
+Yes, within the last few weeks, wondering Europe has witnessed a
+strange spectacle. A queen and her sister, children in years and
+understanding, have been wedded--the former completely against her
+inclinations, the latter in direct opposition to the wishes and
+interests of her country, and in defiance of stern remonstrance and
+angry protest from allied and powerful states--to most unsuitable
+bridegrooms. The queen, Isabella of Spain, has, it is true, a
+Spaniard for her husband; and him, therefore, her jealous and
+suspicious subjects tolerate, though they cannot approve. Feeble
+and undecided of character, unstable in his political opinions--if,
+indeed, political opinions he have other than are supplied to him,
+ready formed, by insidious and unworthy advisers--Don Francisco de
+Assis is the last man to sit on the right hand of a youthful queen,
+governing an unsettled country and a restless people, to inspire her
+with energy and assist her with wise counsels. It redounds little
+to the honour of the name of Bourbon, that if it was essential the
+Queen should marry a member of that house, her present husband was,
+with perhaps one exception, as eligible a candidate as could be
+selected. That marriage decided upon, however, it became doubly
+important to secure for the Infanta Luisa--the future Queen of Spain
+should her sister die without issue--a husband in all respects
+desirable; and, above all, one agreeable to the Spanish nation. Has
+this been done? What advantages does the husband of the girl of
+fourteen, of the heir-presumptive to the Spanish crown, bring to
+Spain, in exchange for the rich dowery of his child-bride--for the
+chance, not to say the probability, of being a queen's husband--and
+for an immense accession of influence to his dynasty in the country
+where that dynasty most covets it? The advantages are all of a
+negative kind. By that marriage, Spain, delivered over to French
+intrigues, exposed to the machinations and vampire-like endearments
+of an ancient and hereditary foe, becomes _de facto_ a vassal to her
+puissant neighbour.
+
+The question of the Queen of Spain's marriage was first mooted
+within a very few days after her birth. In the spring of 1830,
+Queen Christina found herself with child for the first time; and
+her husband, Ferdinand VII., amongst whose many bad and unkingly
+qualities want of foresight could not be reckoned, published the
+Pragmatic Sanction that secured the crown to his offspring should
+it prove a girl. A girl it was; and scarcely had the infant been
+baptised, when her father began to think of a husband for her. "She
+shall be married," he said, "to a son of my brother Francisco."
+By and by Christina bore a second daughter, and then the King
+said--"They shall be married to the two eldest sons of my brother
+Francisco."
+
+Ferdinand died; and, as he had often predicted--comparing himself
+to the cork of a bottle of beer, which restrains the fermented
+liquor--at his death civil war broke out. Isabella was still an
+infant; the first thing to be done was to secure her the crown; and
+for the time, naturally enough, few thought about her marriage.
+Queen Christina was an exception. She apparently remembered and
+respected her husband's wishes; and in her conversations and
+correspondence with her sister, Luisa Carlota, wife of the Infante
+Don Francisco de Paulo, she frequently referred to them, and
+expressed a strong desire for their fulfilment. In the month of
+June of the present year, a Madrid newspaper, the _Clamor Publico_,
+published a letter of hers, written most strongly in that sense. It
+bears date the 23d of January 1836, and is the reply to one from
+Doña Luisa Carlota, in which reference was made to conversations
+between the two sisters and Ferdinand, respecting the marriage of
+his daughters to the sons of Don Francisco. "The idea has always
+flattered my heart," Christina wrote, "and I would fain see its
+realisation near at hand; for it was the wish and will of the
+beloved Ferdinand, which I will ever strive to fulfil in all that
+depends on me. * * * Besides which, I believe that the national
+representation, far from opposing, will approve these marriages,
+as advantageous not only to our family, but to the nation itself,
+your sons being Spanish princes. I will not fail to propose it
+when the moment arrives." Notwithstanding these fair promises,
+and her respect for the wishes of Ferdinand the well-beloved, we
+find Christina, less than two years later, negotiating for her
+royal daughter a very different alliance. Irritated, on the one
+hand, against the Liberal party, to whose demands she had been
+compelled to yield; and alarmed, upon the other, at the progress
+of the Carlist armies, which were marching upon Madrid, then
+defended only by the national guards, she treated with Don Carlos
+for a marriage between the Queen and his eldest son. The Carlists
+were driven back to their mountain strongholds, and, the pressing
+danger over--although the war still continued with great fury--that
+project of alliance was shelved, and another, a very important one,
+broached. It was proposed to marry the Queen of Spain to an archduke
+of Austria, who should command the Spanish army, and to whom
+Christina expressed herself willing to give a share of the Regency,
+or even to yield it entirely. This was the motive of the mission of
+Zea Bermudez to Vienna. That envoy stipulated, as an indispensable
+condition of the success of his negotiations, that they should be
+kept a profound secret from the King of the French. The condition
+was not observed. Christina herself, it is said, unable to keep
+any thing from her dear uncle, told him all, and Bermudez had to
+leave Vienna almost before the matter in hand had been entered
+upon. Thereupon the queen-mother reverted to the marriage with a
+son of Don Carlos. The Conde de Toreno, for a moment weak enough to
+enter into her views, endeavoured to prepare the public for their
+disclosure, by announcing in the Cortes, that wars like the one then
+devastating Spain could only be terminated by a compromise--meaning
+a marriage. The Cortes thought differently, and, by other means, the
+war was brought to a close.
+
+The year 1840 witnessed the expulsion of Christina from Spain, and
+the appointment of Espartero to the Regency. During his three years'
+sway, that general refused to make or meddle in any way with the
+Queen's marriage. He said, that as she was not to marry till her
+majority, and as he should then no longer be Regent, his government
+had no occasion to busy itself with the matter. The friends of Spain
+have reason to wish that the Duke de la Victoria had shown himself
+less unassuming and reserved with respect to that most important
+question. Whilst it was thus temporarily lost sight of at Madrid,
+the queen-mother, in her retirement at Paris, took counsel with
+the most wily and far-sighted sovereign of Europe, and from that
+time must doubtless be dated the plans which Christina and Louis
+Philippe have at last so victoriously carried out. They had each
+their own interests in view--their own objects to accomplish--and
+it so chanced that those interests and objects were easily made to
+coincide. Concerning those of Christina, we shall presently speak
+at some length; those of the French king are now so notorious, that
+it is unnecessary to do more than glance at them. His first plan--a
+bold one, certainly--was to marry the Queen of Spain to the Duke
+d'Aumale. To this, Christina did not object. Her affection for
+her daughter--since then grievously diminished--prompted her to
+approve the match. The duke was a fine young man, and very rich.
+To a tender mother--which she claimed to be--the temptation was
+great. Doubtless, also, she received from Louis Philippe, as price
+of her concurrence, an assurance that certain private views and
+arrangements of her own should not to be interfered with--certain
+guardianship accounts and unworthy peculations not too curiously
+investigated. Of this, more hereafter. The result of the intrigues
+and negotiations between the Tuileries and the Hotel de Courcelles,
+was the diplomatic mission of M. Pageot, who was sent to London and
+to the principal continental courts, to announce, on the part of
+the King of the French, that, considering himself the chief of the
+Bourbon family, he felt called upon to declare that, according to
+the spirit of the treaty of Utrecht, the Queen of Spain could marry
+none but a Bourbon prince. The success of this first move, intended
+as a feeler to see how far he could venture to put forward a son
+of his own, was not such as to flatter the wishes of the French
+monarch. The reply of the British government was, that, according to
+the constitution of Spain, the Cortes must decide who was to be the
+Queen's husband and that he whom the Cortes should select, would,
+for England, be the legitimate aspirant. Without being so liberal in
+tone, the answers given by the cabinets of Vienna and Berlin were
+not more satisfactory; and the spleen of the French king manifested
+itself by the mouth of M. Guizot, who, with less than his usual
+prudence, went so far as to menace Spain with a war, if the Queen
+married any but a Bourbon. This occurred in March 1843.
+
+In the following June, Espartero, in his turn, was driven from
+power and from his country. Well known as it was, that French
+manoeuvres and French gold had, by deluding the nation, and
+corrupting the army, powerfully contributed to the overthrow of
+the only conscientious and constitutional ruler with whom Spain
+had for a long period been blessed, it was expected that Christina
+and her friends would do their utmost to bring about the immediate
+marriage of the Queen and the Duke d'Aumale. Then occurred the
+long projected and much talked of visit of Queen Victoria to the
+castle of Eu, where the question of Isabella's marriage was made
+the subject of a conference between the sovereigns of France and
+England, assisted by their ministers for foreign affairs, M. Guizot
+and Lord Aberdeen. It was shortly afterwards known that the King
+of the French had given the most satisfactory pledges, which were
+communicated to the principal foreign courts, that he not only would
+not strive to effect a marriage between the Queen of Spain and a
+son of his, but that he would positively refuse his consent to any
+such union. Further that if a marriage should be arranged between
+the Duke of Montpensier and the Infanta Luisa, it should not take
+place till Isabella was married and had issue. As an equivalent to
+these concessions, the English minister for foreign affairs had to
+declare, that without entering into an examination of the Treaty
+of Utrecht, or recognising any right contrary to the complete
+independence of the Spanish nation, it was desirable that the Queen
+should wed a descendant of Philip the Fifth, provided always such
+marriage was brought about conformably with the rules prescribed by
+the constitution of Spain.
+
+Compelled to abandon the design of marrying Isabella to a French
+prince, Louis Philippe, like a wary and prudent general, applied
+himself to improve the next best position, to which he had fallen
+back, and where he determined to maintain himself. Aumale could not
+have the Queen, but Montpensier should have the Infanta; and the
+aim must now be to increase the value of prize No. 2, by throwing
+prize No. 1 into the least worthy hands possible. In other words,
+the Queen must be married to the most incapable and uninfluential
+blockhead, who, being of Bourbon blood, could possibly be foisted
+upon her and the Spanish nation. To this end Count Trapani was
+pitched upon; and the first Narvaez ministry--including Señor Pedal
+and other birds of the same disreputable feather--which succeeded
+the one presided over by that indecent charlatan Gonzales Bravo,
+did all in its power to forward the pretensions of the Neapolitan
+prince, and accomplish his marriage with the Queen. To this end it
+was absolutely necessary to dispense with the approbation of the
+Cortes, required by the constitution. For although those Cortes had
+been chosen without the concurrence of the Progresista party--whose
+chiefs were all in exile, in prison, or prevented by the grossest
+intimidation from voting at the elections--on the question of the
+Trapani marriage they were found indocile. This profound contempt
+and marked antipathy with which Spaniards view whatever comes from
+Naples, and the offence given to the national dignity by the evident
+fact, that this candidate was imposed upon the country by the
+French government, convinced the latter, and that of Spain, which
+was its instrument, that even the Cortes they themselves had picked
+and chosen, lacked baseness or courage to consent to the Trapani
+alliance. Then was resolved upon and effected the constitutional
+REFORM, suppressing the article that required the approbation of
+the Cortes, and replacing it by another, which only rendered it
+compulsory to _announce_ to them the husband chosen by the Queen.
+But the manoeuvres of France were too clumsy and palpable. It was
+known that Christina had promised the hand of the Infanta to the
+Duke of Montpensier; Louis Philippe's object in backing Trapani
+was easily seen through; and so furious was the excitement of the
+public mind throughout Spain, so alarming the indications of popular
+exasperation, that the unlucky Neapolitan candidate was finally
+thrown overboard.
+
+Here we must retrace our steps, and consider Queen Christina's
+motives in sacrificing what remained to her of prestige and
+popularity in her adopted country, to assist, through thick and
+thin, by deceit, subterfuge, and treachery, the ambitious and
+encroaching views of her French uncle. There was a time--it is now
+long past--when no name was more loved and respected by the whole
+Spanish nation, excluding of course the Carlist party, than that of
+Maria Christina de Borbon. She so frankly identified herself with
+the country in which marriage fixed her lot, that in becoming a
+Spanish queen she had apparently become a Spanish woman; and, in
+spite of her Neapolitan birth, she speedily conquered the good-will
+of her subjects. Thousands of political exiles, restored to home and
+family by amnesties of her promotion, invoked blessings on her head:
+the great majority of the nation, anxious to see Spain governed
+mildly and constitutionally, not despotically and tyrannically,
+hailed in her the good genius who was to accord them their desires.
+Her real character was not yet seen through; with true Bourbon
+dissimulation she knew how to veil her vices. She had the credit
+also of being a tender and unselfish parent, ever ready to sacrifice
+herself to the interests of her children. Her egotism was as yet
+unsuspected, her avarice dormant, her sensuality unrevealed; and
+none then dreamed that a day would come, when, impelled by the
+meanest and most selfish motives, she would urge her weeping
+daughter into the arms of a detested and incompetent bridegroom.
+
+By her _liaison_ with Muñoz, the first blow was given to Christina's
+character and popularity. This scandalous amour with the son of a
+cigar-seller at Tarançon, a coarse and ignorant man, whose sole
+recommendations were physical, and who, when first noticed by
+the queen, occupied the humble post of a private garde-de-corps,
+commenced, in the belief of many, previously to the death of
+Ferdinand. Be that true or not, it is certain that towards the
+close of the king's life, when he was helpless and worn out by
+disease, the result of his reckless debaucheries, she sought the
+society of the stalwart lifeguardsman, and distinguished him by
+marks of favour. It was said to be through her interest that he was
+promoted to the rank of cadet in the body-guard, which gave him
+that of captain in the army. Ferdinand died, and her intrigue was
+speedily manifest, to the disgust and grief of her subjects. In
+time of peace her degrading devotion to a low-born paramour would
+doubtless have called forth strong marks of popular indignation; but
+the anxieties and horrors of a sanguinary civil war engrossed the
+public attention, and secured her a partial impunity. As it was, her
+misconduct was sufficiently detrimental to her daughter's cause. The
+Carlists taunted their opponents with serving under the banner of
+a wanton; and the Liberals, on their part, could not but feel that
+their infant queen was in no good school or safe keeping.
+
+The private fortune of Ferdinand the Seventh was well known to be
+prodigious. Its sources were not difficult to trace. An absolute
+monarch, without a civil list, when he wished for money he had but
+to draw upon the public revenue for any funds the treasury might
+contain. Of this power he made no sparing use. Then there was the
+immense income derived from the Patrimonia Real, or Royal Patrimony,
+vast possessions which descend from one King of Spain to another,
+for their use and benefit so long as they occupy the throne. The
+whole of the town of Aranjuez, the estates attached to the Pardo,
+La Granja, the Escurial, and other palaces, form only a portion of
+this magnificent property, yielding an enormous annual sum. Add to
+these sources of wealth, property obtained by inheritance, his gains
+in a nefariously conducted lottery, and other underhand and illicit
+profits, and it is easy to comprehend that Ferdinand died the
+richest capitalist in Europe. The amount of his savings could but be
+guessed at. By some they were estimated at the incredibly large sum
+of eight millions sterling. But no one could tell exactly, owing to
+the manner in which the money was invested. It was dispersed in the
+hands of various European bankers; also in those of certain American
+ones, by whose failure great loss was sustained. No trifling sum was
+represented by diamonds and jewels. It was hardly to be supposed
+that the prudent owner of all this wealth would die intestate, and
+there is scarcely a doubt that he left a will. To the universal
+astonishment, however, upon his decease, none was forthcoming, and
+his wole property was declared at sixty millions of francs, which,
+according to the Spanish law, was divided between his daughters. No
+one was at a loss to conjecture what became of the large residue
+there unquestionably was. It was well understood, and her subsequent
+conduct confirmed the belief, that the lion's share of the royal
+spoils was appropriated by the young widow, whose grief for the loss
+of the beloved Ferdinand was not so violent and engrossing as to
+make her lose sight of the main chance. After so glorious a haul,
+it might have been expected that she would hold her hand, and rest
+contented with the pleasing consciousness, that should she ever be
+induced or compelled to leave Spain, she had wherewithal to live in
+queenly splendour and luxury. But her thirst of wealth is not of
+those that can be assuaged even by rivers of gold. Though the bed of
+the Manzanares were of the yellow metal, and she had the monopoly
+of its sands, the mine would be all insufficient to satiate her
+avarice. After appropriating her children's inheritance, she applied
+herself to increase her store by a systematic pillage of the Queen
+of Spain's revenues. As Isabella's guardian, the income derived from
+the Patrimonio Real passed through her hands, to which the gold
+adhered like steel-dust to a loadstone. Whilst the nation strained
+each nerve, and submitted to the severest sacrifices, to meet the
+expenses of a costly war--whilst the army was barefoot and hungered,
+but still stanch in defence of the throne of Isabella--Christina,
+with her mouth full of patriotism and love of Spain, remitted to
+foreign capitalists the rich fruits of her peculations, provision
+for the rainy day which came sooner than she anticipated,
+future fortunes for Muñoz's children. The natural effect of her
+disreputable intrigue or second marriage, whichever it at that
+time was to be called, was to weaken her affection for her royal
+daughters, especially when she found a second and numerous family
+springing up around her. To her anxiety for this second family, and
+to the influence of Muñoz, may be traced her adherence to the King
+of the French, and the cruel and unmotherly part she has recently
+acted towards the Queen of Spain.
+
+Previously to Christina's expulsion from the Regency in the year
+1840, little was seen or known of her children by Muñoz. During her
+three years' residence at Paris, a similar silence and mystery was
+observed respecting them, and they lived retired in a country-house
+near Vevay, upon the Lake of Geneva, whither those born in the
+French capital were also dispatched. This prudent reserve is now
+at an end, and the grandchildren of the Tarançon tobacconist sit
+around, almost on a level with, the throne of the Spanish Queen.
+Titles are showered upon them, cringing courtiers wait upon their
+nod, and the once proud and powerful grandees of Spain, descendants
+of the haughty warriors who drove the Saracens from Iberian soil,
+and stood covered in the presence of the Fifth Charles, adulate
+the illegitimate progeny of a Muñoz and a Christina. Subtile have
+been the calculations, countless the intrigues, shameful the
+misdeeds that have led to this result, so much desired by parents
+of the ennobled bastards, so undesirable for the honour and dignity
+of Spain. It is obvious that, with the immense wealth, whose
+acquisition has been already explained, Christina would have had no
+difficulty in portioning off her half-score children, and enabling
+them to live rich and independent in a foreign county. But this
+arrangement did not suit her views; still less did it accord with
+those of the Duke of Rianzares. He founded his objections upon a
+patriotic pretext. He wished his children, he said, to be Spanish
+citizens, not aliens--to hold property in their own country--to
+live respected in Spain, and not as exiles in a foreign land. It
+may be supposed there was no obstacle to their so doing, and that
+in Spain, as elsewhere, they could reckon at least upon that amount
+of ease and consideration which money can give. But here came the
+sticking-point, the grand difficulty, only to be got over by grand
+means and great ingenuity. Christina had been the guardian of the
+Queen and Infanta during their long minority: guardians, upon the
+expiration of their trust, are expected to render accounts; and
+this the mother of Isabel was wholly unprepared to do, in such a
+manner as would enable her to retain the plunder accumulated during
+the period of her guardianship. She had certainly the option of
+declining to render any--of taking herself and her wealth, her
+husband and her children, out of Spain, and of living luxuriously
+elsewhere. But it has already been seen, that neither she nor Muñoz
+liked the prospect of such banishment, however magnificent and
+numerous the appliances brought by wealth to render it endurable.
+What, then, was to be done? It was quite positive that the husbands
+of the Queen and Infanta would demand accounts of their wives'
+fortune and of its management during their minority. How were their
+demands to be met--how such difficulties got over? It was hard to
+say. The position resembled what the Yankees call a "fix." The
+cruel choice lay between a compulsary disgorgement of an amount of
+ill-gotten gold, such as no moral emetic could ever have induced
+Christina to render up, and the abandonment of Muñoz's darling
+project of making himself and his children lords of the soil in
+their native land. The only chance of an exit from this circle
+of difficulties, was to be obtained by uniting the Queen and her
+sister to men so weak and imbecile, or so under the dominion and
+influence of Christina, that they would let bygones be bygones, take
+what they could get and be grateful, without troubling themselves
+about accounts, or claiming arrears. To find two such men, who
+should also possess the various qualifications essential to the
+husbands of a Queen and Infanta of Spain, certainly appeared no
+easy matter--to say nothing of the odious selfishness and sin
+of thus sacrificing two defenceless and inexperienced children.
+But Christina's scruples were few; and, as to difficulties, her
+resolution rose as they increased. Had she not also a wise and
+willing counsellor in the most cunning man in Europe? Was not her
+dear uncle and gossip at hand to quiet her qualms of conscience, if
+by such she was tormented, and to demonstrate the feasibility--nay,
+more, the propriety of her schemes? To him she resorted in her hour
+of need, and with him she soon came to an understanding. He met her
+half-way, with a bland smile and words of promise. "Marry one of
+your daughters," was his sage and disinterested advice, "to a son of
+mine, and be sure that my boys are too well bred to pry into your
+little economics. We should prefer the Queen; but, if it cannot
+be managed, we will take the Infanta. Isabella shall be given to
+some good quiet fellow, not over clever, who will respect you far
+too much to dream of asking for accounts. Of time we have plenty;
+be stanch to me, and all shall go well." What wonder if from the
+day this happy understanding, this real _entente cordiale_, was
+come to, Christina was the docile agent, the obedient tool, of her
+venerable confederate! No general in the jaws of a defile, with foes
+in front and rear, was ever more thankful to the guide who led him
+by stealthy paths from his pressing peril, than was the daughter of
+Naples to her wary adviser and potent ally. And how charming was
+the union of interest--how touching the unanimity of feeling--how
+beautifully did the one's ambition and the other's avarice dovetail
+and coincide! The King's gain was the Queen's profit: it was the
+slaughter with one pebble of two much-coveted birds, fat and savoury
+mouthfuls for the royal and politic fowlers.
+
+In the secret conclave at the Tuileries, "all now went merry
+as a marriage bell." In the ears of niece and uncle resounded,
+by anticipation, the joyous chimes that should usher in the
+Montpensier marriage, proclaim their triumph, drown the cries
+of rage of the Spanish nation, and the indignant murmurs of
+Europe;--not that the goal was so near, the prize so certain and
+easy of attainment. Much yet remained to do; a false step might be
+ruinous--over-precipitation ensure defeat. The King of the French
+was not the man to make the one, or be guilty of the other. With
+"slow and sure" for his motto, he patiently waited his opportunity.
+In due season, and greatly aided by French machinations, the
+downfall of the impracticable and incorruptible Espartero was
+effected. But the government of Spain was still in the hands of the
+Progresistas. For it will be remembered that the immediate cause
+of Espartero's fall was the opposition of a section of his own
+party, which, united now in their adversity, unfortunately tunately
+knew not, in the days of their power, how to abstain from internal
+dissensions. The Lopez ministry held the reins of government. It was
+essential to oust it. As a first step, a _Camarilla_ was organised,
+composed of the brutal and violent Narvaez, the daring and
+disreputable Marchioness of Santa Cruz, and a few others of the same
+stamp, all ultra-Moderados in politics, and fervent partisans of
+Christina. So successfully did they use their backstairs influence,
+and wield their weapons of corruption and intrigue, that, within
+four months, and immediately after the accelerated declaration of
+the Queen's majority, Lopez and his colleagues resigned. Olozaga
+succeeded them; but he, too, was a Progresista and an upholder of
+Spanish nationality; there was no hope of his giving in to the
+plans of Christina the Afrancesada. Moreover, he was hated by the
+_Camarilla_, and especially detested by the Queen-mother, whose
+expulsion from Paris he had demanded when ambassador there from
+Espartero's government. She determined on a signal vengeance. The
+Palace Farce, that strange episode in the history of modern Spanish
+courts, must be fresh in every one's memory. An accusation, as
+malignant as absurd, was trumped up against Olozaga, of having
+used force, unmanly and disloyal violence, to compel Isabella to
+sign a decree for the dissolution of the Cortes. No one really
+believed the ridiculous tale, or that Salustiano de Olozaga, the
+high-bred gentleman, the uniformly respectful subject, could have
+afforded by his conduct the shadow of a ground for the base charge.
+Subsequently, in the Cortes, he nobly faced his foes, and, with
+nervous and irresistible eloquence, hurled back the calumny in their
+teeth. But it had already served their turn. To beat a dog any stick
+will do; and the only care of the _Camarilla_ was to select the one
+that would inflict the most poignant wound. Olozaga was hunted from
+the ministry, and sought, in flight, safety from the assassin's
+dagger. Those best informed entertained no doubt that his expulsion
+was intimately connected with the marriage question. With him the
+last of the Progresistas were got rid of, and all obstacles being
+removed, the Queen-mother returned to Madrid.
+
+Were the last crowning proof insufficient to carry conviction,
+it would be easy to adduce innumerable minor ones of Christina's
+heartless selfishness--of her disregard to the happiness, and
+even to the commonest comforts, of her royal daughter. We read in
+history of a child of France, the widow of an English king, who,
+when a refugee in the capital of her ancestors, lacked fuel in a
+French palace, and was fain to seek in bed the warmth of which the
+parsimony of a griping Italian minister denied her the fitting
+means. It is less generally known, that only six years ago, the
+inheritress of the throne of Ferdinand and Isabella was despoiled of
+the commonest necessaries of life by her own mother, a countrywoman
+of the miserly cardinal at whose hands Henrietta of England
+experienced such shameful neglect. When Christina quitted Spain
+in 1840, she not only carried off an enormous amount of national
+property, including the crown jewels, but also her daughter's own
+ornaments; and, at the same time, even the wardrobe of the poor
+child was mysteriously, but not unaccountably, abstracted: Isabella
+was left literally short of linen. As to jewels, it was necessary
+immediately to buy her a set of diamonds, in order that she might
+make a proper appearance at her own court. Such was the considerate
+and self-denying conduct of the affectionate mother, who, in the
+winter of 1843, resumed her place in the palace and counsels of the
+Queen of Spain. In her natural protector, the youthful sovereign
+found her worst enemy.
+
+Persons only superficially acquainted with Spanish politics commonly
+fall into two errors. They are apt to believe, first, that the two
+great parties which, with the exception of the minor factions of
+Carlists and Republicans, divide Spain between them, are nearly
+equally balanced and national; secondly, that Moderados and
+Progresistas in Spain are equivalent to Conservatives and Radicals
+in other countries. Blunders both. Eccentric in its politics, as in
+most respects, Spain cannot be measured with the line and compass
+employed to estimate its neighbours. It is impossible to conceal
+the fact, that to-day the numerous and the national party in Spain
+is that of the Progresistas. The tyranny of Narvaez, the misconduct
+of Christina, and, above all, the French marriage, have greatly
+strengthened their ranks and increased their popularity. Their
+principles are not subversive, nor their demands exorbitant: they
+aim at no monopoly of power. Three things they earnestly desire
+and vehemently claim: the freedom of election guaranteed by the
+existing constitution of Spain, but which has been so infamously
+trampled upon by recent Spanish rulers, liberty of the press, and
+the preservation of Spain from foreign influence and domination.
+
+Let us examine the composition and conduct of the party called
+Moderado. This party, now dominant, is unquestionably the most split
+up and divided of any that flourish upon Spanish soil. It is not
+deficient in men of capacity, but upon none of the grave questions
+that agitate the country can these agree. When the Cortes sit, this
+is manifest in their debates. Although purged of Progresistas, the
+legislative chambers exhibit perpetual disagreement and wrangling.
+At other times, the dissensions of the Moderados are made evident
+by their organs of the press. In some of these appear articles
+which would not sound discordant in the mouths of Progresistas; in
+others are found doctrines and arguments worthy of the apostles
+of absolutism. Between Narvaez and Pacheco the interval is wider
+than between Pacheco and the Progresistas. The first, in order
+to govern, sought support from the Absolutists; the second could
+not rule without calling the Liberals to his aid. Subdivided into
+fractions, this party, whose nomenclature is now complicated, relies
+for existence less upon itself than upon extraneous circumstances,
+foreign support, and the equilibrium of the elements opposed to it.
+The anarchy to which it is a prey, has been especially manifest
+upon the marriage question. Whilst one of its organs shamelessly
+supported Trapani, others cried out for a Coburg; and, again, others
+insisted that a Spanish prince was the only proper candidate--thus
+coinciding with the Progresistas. In fact, the Moderados, afraid,
+perhaps, of compromising their precarious existence had no candidate
+of their own; and in their fluctuations between foreign influence
+and interior exigencies, between court and people, between their
+wish to remain in power and the difficulty of retaining it, they
+left, in great measure, to chance, the election in which they
+dared not openly meddle. This will sound strange to the many who,
+as we have already observed, imagine the Moderado party to be the
+Conservative one of England or France; but not to those aware of the
+fact, that it is a collection of unities, brought together rather by
+accidental circumstances than by homogeneity of principles, united
+for the exclusion of others, and for their own interests, not by
+conformity of doctrines and a sincere wish for their country's good.
+
+Such was the party, unstable and unpatriotic, during whose
+ascendancy Christina and her royal confederate resolved to carry
+out their dishonest projects. The Queen-mother well knew that the
+mass of the nation would be opposed to their realisation; but she
+reckoned on means sufficiently powerful to render indignation
+impotent, and frustrate revolt. She trusted to the adherence of
+an army, purposely caressed, pampered, and corrupted; she felt
+strong in the support of a monarch, whose interest in the affair
+was at least equal to her own; she observed with satisfaction the
+indifferent attitude assumed by the British government with respect
+to Spanish affairs. A Progresista demonstration in Galicia, although
+shared in by seven battalions of the army--an ugly symptom--was
+promptly suppressed, owing to want of organisation, and to the
+treachery or incapacity of its leader. The scaffold and the galleys,
+prison and exile, disposed of a large proportion of the discontented
+and dangerous. Arbitrary dismissals, of which, for the most part,
+little was heard out of Spain, purified the army from the more
+honest and independent of its officers, suspected of disaffection to
+the existing government, or deemed capable of exerting themselves
+to oppose an injurious or discreditable alliance. Time wore on;
+the decisive moment approached. Each day it became more evident
+that the Queen's marriage could not with propriety be much longer
+deferred. Setting aside other considerations, she had already fully
+attained the precocious womanhood of her country; and it was neither
+safe nor fitting that she should continue to inhale the corrupt
+atmosphere of the Madrid court without the protection of a husband.
+At last the hour came; the plot was ripe, and nothing remained but
+to secure the concurrence of the victim. One short night, a night of
+tears and repugnance on the one hand, of flatteries, of menaces and
+intimidation, on the other decided the fate of Isabella. With her
+sister less trouble was requisite. It needed no great persuasive art
+to induce a child of fourteen to accept a husband, as willingly as
+she would have done a doll. It might have been thought necessary to
+consult the will of the Spanish nation, fairly represented in freely
+elected Cortes. Such, at least, was the course pointed out by the
+constitution of the country. It would also have been but decorous to
+seek the approval and concurrence of foreign and friendly states,
+to establish beyond dispute, that the proposed marriages were in
+contravention of no existing treaties; for, with respect to one of
+them, this doubt might fairly be raised. But all such considerations
+were waived; decency and courtesy alike forgotten. The double
+marriage was effected in the manner of a surprise; and, if
+creditable to the skill, it most assuredly was dishonourable to the
+character of its contriver. Availing himself of the moment when the
+legislative chambers of England, France, and Spain, had suspended
+their sittings; although, as regards those of the latter country,
+this mattered little, composed, as they are, of venal hirelings--the
+French King achieved his grand stroke of policy, the project on
+which, there can be little doubt, his eyes had for years been
+fixed. His load of promises and pledges, whether contracted at Eu
+or elsewhere, encumbered him little. They were a fragile commodity,
+a brittle merchandise, more for show than use, easily hurled down
+and broken. Striding over their shivered fragments, the Napoleon
+of Peace bore his last unmarried son to the goal long marked out
+by the paternal ambition. The consequences of the successful race
+troubled him little. What cared he for offending a powerful ally and
+personal friend? The arch-schemer made light of the fury of Spain,
+of the discontent of England, of the opinion of Europe. He paused
+not to reflect how far his Machiavelian policy would degrade him in
+the eyes of the many with whom he had previously passed for wise
+and good, as well as shrewd and far-sighted. Paramount to these
+considerations was the gratification of his dynastic ambition.
+For that he broke his plighted word, and sacrificed the good
+understanding between the governments of two great countries. The
+monarch of the barricades, the _Roi Populaire_, the chosen sovereign
+of the men of July, at last plainly showed, what some had already
+suspected, that the aggrandisement of his family, not the welfare
+of France, was the object he chiefly coveted. Conviction may later
+come to him, perhaps it has already come, that _le jeu ne valoit
+pas la chandelle_, the game was not worth the wax-lights consumed
+in playing it, and that his present bloodless victory must sooner
+or later have sanguinary results. That this may not be the case,
+we ardently desire; that it will be, we cannot doubt. The peace of
+Europe may not be disturbed--pity that it should in such a quarrel;
+but for poor Spain we foresee in the Montpensier alliance a gloomy
+perspective of foreign domination and still recurring revolution.
+
+A word or two respecting the King-consort of Spain, Don Francisco
+de Assis. We have already intimated that, as a Spanish Bourbon,
+he may pass muster. 'Tis saying very little. A more pitiful race
+than these same Bourbons of Spain, surely the sun never shone upon.
+In vain does one seek amongst them a name worthy of respect. What
+a list to cull from! The feeble and imbecile Charles the Fourth;
+Ferdinand, the cruel and treacherous, the tyrannical and profligate;
+Carlos, the bigot and the hypocrite; Francisco, the incapable. Nor
+is the rising generation an improvement upon the declining one. How
+should it be, with only the Neapolitan cross to improve the breed?
+Certainly Don Francisco de Assis is no favourable specimen, either
+physically or morally, of the young Bourbon blood. For the sake of
+the country whose queen is his wife, we would gladly think well of
+him, gladly recognise in him qualities worthy the descendant of a
+line of kings. It is impossible to do so. The evidence is too strong
+the other way. If it be true, and we have reason to believe it is,
+that he came forward with reluctance as a candidate for Isabella's
+hand, chiefly through unwillingness to stand in the light of his
+brother Don Enrique, partly perhaps through consciousness of his own
+unfitness for the elevated station of king-consort, this at least
+shows some good feeling and good sense. Unfortunately, it is the
+only indication he has given of the latter quality. His objections
+to a marriage with his royal cousin were overruled in a manner
+that says little for his strength of character. When it was found
+that his dislike to interfere with his brother's pretensions was
+the chief stumbling-block, those interested in getting over it set
+the priests at him. To their influence his weak and bigoted mind
+was peculiarly accessible. Their task was to persuade him that Don
+Enrique was no better than an atheist, and that his marriage with
+the Queen would be ruinous to the cause of religion in Spain. This
+was a mere fabrication. Enrique had never shown any particularly
+pious dispositions, but there was no ground for accusing him of
+irreligion, no reason to believe that, as the Queen's husband,
+he would be found negligent of the church's forms, or setting a
+bad example to the Spanish nation. The case, however, was made
+out to the satisfaction of the feeble Francisco, whose credulity
+and irresolution are only to be equalled in absurdity by the
+piping treble of the voice with which, as a colonel of cavalry, he
+endeavoured to convey orders to his squadrons. Sacrificing, as he
+thought, fraternal affection to the good of his country, he accepted
+the hand reluctantly placed in his, became a king by title, but
+remained, what he ever must be, in reality a zero.
+
+It was during the intrigues put in practice to force the Trapani
+alliance upon Spain, that the Spanish people turned their eyes
+to Don Francisco de Paulo's second son, who lived away from the
+court, following with much zeal his profession of a sailor. Not
+only the Progresistas, but that section of the Moderados whose
+principles were most assimilated to theirs, looked upon Don Enrique
+as the candidate to be preferred before all others. For this there
+were many reasons. As a Spaniard he was naturally more pleasing
+to them than a foreigner; in energy and decision of character he
+was far superior to his brother. Little or nothing was known of
+his political tendencies; but he had been brought up in a ship
+and not in a palace, had lived apart from _Camarillas_ and their
+evil influences, and might be expected to govern the country
+constitutionally, by majorities in the Cortes, and not by the aid
+and according to the wishes of a pet party. The general belief was,
+that his marriage with Isabella would give increased popularity to
+the throne, destroy illegitimate influences, and rid the Queen of
+those interested and pernicious counsellors who so largely abused
+her inexperience. These very reasons, which induced the great mass
+of the nation to view Don Enrique with favour, drew upon him the
+hatred of Christina and her friends. He was banished from Spain,
+and became the object of vexatious persecutions. This increased
+his popularity; and at one time, if his name had been taken as a
+rallying cry, a flame might have been lighted up in the Peninsula
+which years would not have extinguished. The opportunity was
+inviting; but, to their honour be it said, those who would have
+benefited by embracing it, resisted the temptation. It is no secret
+that the means and appliances of a successful insurrection were
+not wanting; that money wherewith to buy the army was liberally
+forthcoming; that assistance of all kinds was offered them; and
+that their influence in Spain was great; for in the eyes of the
+nation they had expiated their errors, errors of judgment only, by
+a long and painful exile. But, nevertheless, they would not avail
+themselves of the favourable moment. So long as a hope remained of
+obtaining their just desires by peaceable means, by the force of
+reason and the _puissante propagande de la parole_, they refused
+again to ensanguine their native soil, and to re-enter Spain on
+the smoking ruins of its towns, over the lifeless bodies of their
+mistaken countrymen.
+
+By public prints of weight and information, it has been estimated,
+that during Don Enrique's brief stay at Paris, he indignantly
+rejected certain friendly overtures made to him by the King of
+the French. The nature of these overtures can, of course, only be
+conjectured. Perhaps, indeed, they were but a stratagem, employed
+by the wily monarch to detain his young cousin at Paris, that the
+apparent good understanding between them might damp the courage
+of the national party in Spain, and win the wavering to look with
+favour upon the French marriage. There can be little question
+that in the eyes of Louis Philippe, as well as of Christina, Don
+Francisco is a far more eligible husband for the Queen than his
+brother would have been, even had the latter given his adhesion to
+the project of the Montpensier alliance. Rumour--often, it is true,
+a lying jade--maintained that at Paris he firmly refused to do so.
+She now whispers that at Brussels he has been found more pliant,
+and that, within a brief delay, the happy family at Madrid will be
+gratified by the return of that truant and mutinous mariner, Don
+Enrique de Borbon, who, after he has been duly scolded and kissed,
+will doubtless be made Lord High Admiral, or rewarded in some
+equally appropriate way for his tardy docility. We vouch not for
+the truth of this report; but shall be noway surprised if events
+speedily prove it well founded. Men there are with whom the love
+of country is so intense, that they would rather live despised in
+their own land than respected in a foreign one. And when, to such
+flimsy Will-o'-the-wisp considerations as the esteem and love of
+a nation, are opposed rank, money, and decorations, a palace to
+live in, sumptuous fare, and a well-filled purse, and perhaps,
+ere long, a wealthy bride, who would hesitate? If any would, seek
+them not amongst the Bourbons. Loath indeed should we be to pledge
+ourselves for the consistency and patriotism of a man whose uncle
+and grandfather betrayed their country to a foreign usurper. The
+fruit of a corrupt and rotten stem must ever be looked upon with
+suspicion. It is the more prized when perchance it proves sound and
+wholesome.
+
+Of the Duke of Montpensier, previously to his marriage, little
+was heard, and still, little is generally known of him, except
+that his exterior is agreeable, and that he had been rapidly
+pushed through the various military grades to that of general of
+artillery. That any natural talents he may be endowed with, have
+been improved to the utmost by careful education, is sufficiently
+guaranteed by the fact of his being a son of Louis Philippe. We
+are able to supply a few further details. The Infanta's husband
+is a youth of good capacity, possessing a liberal share of that
+mixture of sense, judgment, and wit, defined in his native tongue
+by the one expressive word _esprit_. His manners are pleasant and
+affable; he is a man with whom his inferiors in rank can converse,
+argue, even dispute--not a stilted Spanish Bourbon, puffed up with
+imaginary merit, inflated with etiquette, and looking down, from
+the height of his splendid insignificance and inane pride, upon
+better men then himself. He is one, in short, who rapidly makes
+friends and partisans. Doubtless, during his late brief visit to
+Spain, he secured some; hereafter he will have opportunities of
+increasing their number; and the probabilities are, that in course
+of time he will acquire a dangerous influence in the Peninsula. The
+lukewarm and the vacillating, even of the Progresista party, will
+be not unlikely, if he shows or affects liberalism in his political
+opinions, to take him into favour, and give him the weight of their
+adherence; forgetting that by so doing they cherish an anti-national
+influence, and twine more securely the toils of France round the
+recumbent Spanish lion. On the other hand, there will always be a
+powerful Spanish party, comprising a vast majority of the nation,
+and by far the largest share of its energy and talent, distinguished
+by its inveterate dislike of French interlopers, repulsing the
+duke and his advances by every means in their power, and branding
+his favourers with the odious name of AFRANCESADOS. To go into this
+subject, and enlarge upon the probable and possible results of the
+marriage, would lead us too far. Our object in the present article
+has rather been to supply FACTS than indulge in speculations. For
+the present, therefore, we shall merely remind our readers, that
+jealousy of foreign interference is a distinguishing political
+characteristic of Spaniards; and that, independently of this, the
+flame of hatred to France and Frenchmen still burns brightly in many
+a Spanish bosom. Spain has not yet forgiven, far less forgotten,
+the countless injuries inflicted on her by her northern neighbours:
+she still bears in mind the insolent aggressions of Napoleon--the
+barbarous cruelties of his French and Polish legions--the officious
+interference in '23. These and other wrongs still rankle in her
+memory. And if the effacing finger of Time had begun to obliterate
+their traces, the last bitter insult of the forced marriage has
+renewed these in all their pristine freshness.
+
+We remember to have encountered, in a neglected foreign gallery,
+an ancient picture of a criminal in the hands of torturers.
+The subject was a painful one, and yet the painting provoked a
+smile. Some wandering brother of the brush, some mischievous and
+idly-industrious TINTO, had beguiled his leisure by transmogrifying
+the costumes both of victim and executioners, converting the ancient
+Spanish garb into the stiff and unpicturesque apparel of the present
+day. The vault in which the cruel scene was enacted, remains in
+all its gloomy severity of massive pillars, rusty shackles, and
+cobwebbed walls; the grim unshapely instruments of torture were
+there; the uncouth visages of the executioners, the agonised
+countenance of the sufferer, were unaltered. But, contrasting with
+the antique aspect and time-darkened tints of these details, were
+the vivid colouring and modern fashions of Parisian _paletots_, trim
+pantaloons, and ball-room waistcoats. We have been irresistibly
+reminded of this defaced picture by the recent events in Spain.
+They appear to us like a page from the history of the middle ages
+transported into our own times. The daring and unprincipled intrigue
+whose _dénoûment_ has just been witnessed, is surely out of place
+in the nineteenth century, and belongs more properly to the days of
+the Medicis and the Guise. A review of its circumstances affords
+the elements of some romantic history of three hundred years ago.
+At night, in a palace, we see a dissolute Italian dowager and a
+crafty French ambassador coercing a sovereign of sixteen into a
+detested alliance. The day breaks on the child's tearful consent;
+the ambassador, the paleness of his vigil chased from his cheek by
+the flush of triumph, emerges from the royal dwelling. Quick! to
+horse!--and a courier starts to tell the diplomat's master that the
+glorious victory is won. A few days--a very few--of astonishment to
+Europe and consternation to Spain, and a French prince, with gay and
+gallant retinue, stands on the Bidassoa's bank and gazes wistfully
+south-wards. Why does he tarry; whence this delay? He waits an
+escort. Strange rumours are abroad of ambuscade and assassination;
+of vows made by fierce guerillas that the Infanta's destined husband
+shall never see Madrid. At last the escort comes. Enclosed in
+serried lines of bayonets and lances, dragoons in van, artillery
+in rear, the happy bridegroom prosecutes his journey. What is his
+welcome? Do the bright-eyed Basque maidens scatter flowers in his
+path and Biscay's brave sons strain their stout arms to ring peals
+in his honour? Do the poor and hardy peasantry of Castile line the
+highway and shout _vivas_ as he passes? Not so. If bells are rung
+and flowers strewn, it is by salaried ringers and by women hired,
+not to wail at a funeral, but to celebrate a marriage scarcely more
+auspicious. If hurrahs, few and faint, are heard, those who utter
+are paid for them. Sullen looks and lowering glances greet the
+Frenchman, as, guarded by two thousand men-at-arms, he hurries to
+the capital where his bride awaits him. In all haste, amidst the
+murmurs of a deeply offended people, the knot is tied. Not a moment
+must be lost, lest something should yet occur to mar the marriage
+feast. And now for the rewards, shamefully showered upon the venal
+abettors of this unpopular union. A dukedom and grandeeship of Spain
+for the ambassador's infant son; titles to mercenary ministers;
+high and time-honoured decorations, once reserved as the premium
+for exalted valour and chivalrous deeds--to corrupt deputies;
+diamond snuff-boxes, jewels and gold, to the infamous writers of
+prostituted journals; Christina rejoices; her _Camarilla_ are in
+ecstasies; Bresson rubs his hands in irrepressible exultation; in
+his distant capital the French monarch heaves a sigh of relief and
+satisfaction as his telegraph informs him of the _fait accompli_.
+Then come splendid bullfights and monster _pucheros_, to dazzle the
+eyes and stop the mouths of the multitude. _Pan y toros--panisac
+circenses_--to the many-headed beast. And in all haste the prince
+hurries back to Paris with his bride, to receive the paternal
+benediction, the fraternal embrace, and the congratulations of the
+few score individuals, who alone, in all France, feel real pleasure
+and profit in his marriage. And thus, by foreign intrigue and
+domestic treachery, has the independence of Spain been virtually
+bought and sold.
+
+
+
+
+ST MAGNUS', KIRKWALL.
+
+
+ See yonder, on Pomona's isle--
+ Where winter storms delight to roam;
+ But beaming now with summer's smile--
+ The Sainted Martyr's sacred dome!
+
+ Conspicuous o'er the deep afar
+ It sheds a soft and saving ray,
+ A landmark sure, a leading star,
+ To guide the wanderer on his way.
+
+ It tells the seaman how to steer
+ Through swelling seas his labouring bark
+ It helps the mourner's heart to cheer,
+ And speeds him to his heavenly mark.
+
+ With joy of old this northern sky
+ Saw holy men the fabric found,
+ To lift the Christian Cross on high,
+ And spread the Healer's influence round.
+
+ By beauty's power they sought to raise
+ Rude eyes and ruder hearts to Heaven:
+ They sought to speak their Maker's praise
+ With all the skill His grace had given.
+
+ And now, where passions dark and wild
+ Were foster'd once at Odin's shrine,
+ A people peaceful, just, and mild,
+ Live happy in that light divine.
+
+ Preserved through many a stormy age,
+ Let pious zeal the relic guard:
+ Nor Time with slow insidious rage
+ Destroy what fiercer foes have spared.
+
+
+
+
+THE GAME LAWS.
+
+
+From our youth upwards we have entertained a deep feeling of
+affection for the respectable fraternity of the Quakers. Our love,
+probably, had its date and origin from very early contemplation
+of a print, which represented an elderly pot-bellied individual,
+with a broad-brimmed hat and drab terminations, in the act of
+concluding a treaty with several squatting Indians, only redeemed
+from a state of nature by a slight garniture of scalps and wampum.
+Underneath was engraved a legend which our grand-aunt besought
+us to treasure in our memory as a sublime moral lesson. It ran
+thus:--THE BLOODLESS TRIUMPH, OR PENN'S TREATY WITH THE CHIEFS; and
+we were told that the fact thereby commemorated was one of the most
+honourable achievements to be found in the pages of general history.
+With infantine facility we believed in the words of the matron. No
+blood or rapine--no human carcasses or smoking wigwams, deformed
+the march of the Quaker conqueror. Beneath a mighty tree, in the
+great Indian wilderness, was the patriarchal council held; and
+the fee-simple of a territory, a good deal larger than an average
+kingdom, surrendered, with all its pendicles of lake, prairie, and
+hunting-ground, to the knowing philanthropist, in exchange for some
+bales of broad-cloth, a little cutlery, a liberal allowance of
+beads, and a very great quantity, indeed, of adulterated rum and
+tobacco. Never, we believe, since Esau sold his birth-right, was a
+tract of country acquired upon terms so cheap and easy. Some faint
+idea of this kind appears to have struck us at the time; for, in
+answer to some question touching the nature of the goods supposed
+to be contained in several bales and casks which were prominently
+represented in the picture, our relative hastily remarked, that she
+did not care for the nature of the bargain--the principle was the
+great consideration. And so it is. William Penn unquestionably acted
+both wisely and well: he brought his merchandise to a first-rate
+market, and left a valuable legacy of acuteness to his children
+and faithful followers. Our grand-aunt--rest her soul!--died in
+the full belief of ultimate Pennsylvanian solvency. She could not
+persuade herself, that the representatives of the man who had
+acquired a principality at the expense of a ship-load of rubbish,
+would prove in any way untrue to their bonds; and by her last will
+and testament, whereof we are the sole executor, she promoted us to
+the agreeable rank of a creditor on the Pennsylvanian government. If
+any gentleman is desirous to be placed in a similar position, with
+a right to the new stock which has been recently issued in lieu of
+a monetary dividend, he may hear of an excellent investment by an
+early application to our brokers. We also are most firm believers in
+the fact of American credit, and we shall not change our opinion--at
+least until we effect the sale.
+
+All this, however, is a deviation from our primary purpose, which
+was to laud and magnify the Brotherhood. We repeat that we loved
+them early, and also that we loved them long. It is true that
+some years ago a slight estrangement--the shadow of a summer
+cloud--disturbed the harmony which had previously existed between
+Maga and the Society of Friends. A gentleman of that persuasion had
+been lost somewhere upon the skirts of Helvellyn, and our guide and
+father, Christopher, in one of those sublime prose-poeans which have
+entranced and electrified the world, commemorated that apotheosis
+so touchingly, that the whole of Christendom was in tears.
+Unfortunately, some passing allusion to the garments of the defunct
+Obadiah, grated uncomfortably on the jealous ear of Darlington. An
+affecting picture of some ravens, digging their way through the
+folds of the double-milled kerseymere, was supposed to convey an
+occult imputation upon the cloth, and never, since then, have we
+stood quite clear in the eyes of the offended Conventicle. Still,
+that unhappy misunderstanding has by no means cooled our attachment.
+We honour and revere the Friends; and it was with sincere pleasure
+that we saw the excellent Joseph Pease take his seat and lift up
+his voice within the walls of Parliament. Had Pease stood alone, we
+should not now, in all human probability, have been writing on the
+subject of the game laws.
+
+We are, however, much afraid that a great change has taken place
+in the temper and disposition of the Society. Formerly a Quaker
+was considered most essentially a man of peace. He was reputed to
+abhor all strife and vain disputation--to be laconic and sparing
+in his speech--and to be absolutely crapulous with humanity.
+We would as soon have believed in the wrath of doves as in the
+existence of a cruel Quaker; nor would we, during the earlier
+portion of our life, have entrusted one of that denomination with
+the drowning of a superfluous kitten. Barring a little absurd
+punctilio in the matter of payment of their taxes--at all times, we
+allow, a remarkably unpleasant ceremony--the public conduct of our
+Friends was blameless. They seldom made their voices heard except
+in the honourable cause of the suffering or the oppressed; and
+with external politics they meddled not at all, seeing that their
+fundamental ideas of a social system differed radically from those
+entertained by the founders of the British constitution. Such, and
+so harmless, were the lives of our venerated Friends, until the
+demon of discord tempted them by a vision of the baleful hustings.
+
+Since then we have remarked, with pain, a striking alteration in
+their manner. They are bold, turbulent, and disputatious to an
+almost incredible extent. If there is any row going on in the
+parish, you are sure to find that a Quaker is at the bottom of it.
+Is there to be a reform in the Police board--some broad-brimmed
+apostle takes the chair. Are tithes obnoxious to a Chamber of
+Commerce--the spokesman of the agitators is Obadiah. Indeed, we
+are beginning to feel as shy of a quarrel with men of drab as we
+formerly were with the militant individuals in scarlet. We are not
+quite so confident as we used to be in their reliance upon moral
+force, and sometimes fear the latent power which lurks in the
+physical arm.
+
+Of these champions, by far the most remarkable is Mr John Bright,
+who, in the British House of Commons, represents the town of Durham.
+The tenets of his peaceful and affirmative creed, are, to say the
+least of it, in total antagonism to his character. Ever since he
+made his first appearance in public, he has kept himself, and
+every one around him, in perpetual hot-water. In the capacity of
+Mr Cobden's bottle-holder, he has displayed considerable pluck,
+for which we honour him; and he is not altogether unworthy to have
+been included in that famous eulogy which was passed by the late
+Premier--no doubt to the cordial satisfaction of his friends--upon
+the Apostle of cotton and free-trade. The name of John is nearly as
+conspicuous as that of Richard in the loyal annals of the League;
+and we are pleased to observe, that, like his great generalissimo,
+Mr Bright has preferred his claim for popular payment, and has,
+in fact, managed to secure a few thousands in return for the
+vast quantity of eloquence which he has poured into the pages of
+Hansard. We are not of that old-fashioned school who object to
+the remuneration of our reformers. On the contrary, we think that
+patriotism, like every other trade, should be paid for; and with
+such notable examples, as O'Connell in Ireland, and the Gamaliel of
+Sir Robert in the south, we doubt not that the principle hereafter
+will be acted upon in every case. The man who shall be fortunate
+enough to lead a successful crusade against the established
+churches, and to sweep away from these kingdoms all vestiges both
+of the mitre and the Geneva gown, will doubtless, after sufficient
+laudation by the then premier, of the talent and perseverance which
+he has exhibited throughout the contest, receive from his liberated
+country something of an adequate douceur. What precise pension is
+due to him who shall deliver us from the thraldom of the hereditary
+peerage, is a question which must be left to future political
+arithmetic. In the mean time, there are several minor abuses which
+may be swept away on more moderate scavenger wages; and one of
+these which we fully expect to hear discussed in the ensuing session
+of Parliament, is the existence of the Game laws.
+
+Mr Bright, warned by former experience, has selected a grievance
+for himself, and started early in his expedition against it. The
+part of jackal may be played once, but it is not a profitable one;
+and we can understand the disappointed feelings of the smaller
+animal, when he is forced to stand by an-hungered, and behold the
+gluttonous lion gorging himself with the choicest morsels of the
+chase. It must be a sore thing for a patriot to see his brother
+agitator pouching his tens and hundreds of thousands; whilst he, who
+likewise has shouted in the cause, and bestowed as much of his sweet
+breath as would have served to supply a furnace, must perforce be
+contented with some stray pittances, doled hesitatingly out, and not
+altogether given without grudging. No independent and thoroughgoing
+citizen will consent, for a second time, to play so very subsidiary
+a part; therefore he is right in breaking fresh ground, and becoming
+the leader of a new movement. It may be that his old monopolising
+ally shall become too plethoric for a second contest. Like the
+desperate soldier who took a castle and was rewarded for it, he may
+be inclined to rest beneath his laurels, count his pay, and leave
+the future capture of fortalices to others who have less to lose. A
+hundred thousand pounds carry along with them a sensation of ease
+as well as dignity. After such a surfeit of Mammon, most men are
+unwilling to work. They unbutton their waistcoats, eschew agitation,
+eat, drink, are merry, and become fat.
+
+Your lean Cassius, on the contrary, has all the pugnacity of a
+terrier. He yelps at every body and every thing, is at perpetual
+warfare with the whole of animated nature, and will not be
+quieted even by dint of much kicking. The only chance you have of
+relieving yourself from his everlasting yammering and impertinence,
+is to throw him an unpicked bone, wherewith he will retreat in
+double-quick time to the kennel. And of a truth the number of
+excellent bones which are sacrificed to the terriers of this world,
+is absolutely amazing. Society in general will do a great deal
+for peace; and much money is doled out, far less for the sake of
+charity, than as the price of a stipulated repose.
+
+It remains, however, to be seen whether Mr Bright, under any
+circumstances, will be quiet. We almost doubt it. In the course of
+his stentorial and senatorial career, he has more than once, to
+borrow a phrase from _Boxiana_, had his head put into chancery; and
+some of his opponents, Mr Ferrand for example, have fists that smite
+like sledge-hammers. But Friend John is a glutton in punishment; and
+though with blackened eyes and battered lips, is nevertheless at his
+post in time. The best pugilists in England do not know what to make
+of him. He never will admit that he is beaten, nor does he seem to
+know when he has enough. It is true that at every round he goes down
+before some tremendous facer or cross-buttock, or haply performs the
+part of Antæus in consequence of the Cornish hug. No matter--up he
+starts, and though rather unsteady on his pins, and generally groggy
+in his demeanour, he squares away at his antagonist, until night
+terminates the battle, and the drab flag, still flaunting defiance,
+is visible beneath the glimpses of the maiden moon.
+
+At present, Mr Bright's senatorial exertions appear to be directed
+towards the abolition of the Game laws. Early in 1845, and before
+the remarkable era of conversion which must ever render that year
+a notorious one in the history of political consistency, he moved
+for and obtained a select committee of the House to inquire into
+the operation of these laws. Mr Bright's speech upon that occasion
+was, in some respects, a sensible one. We have no wish to withhold
+from him his proper meed of praise; and we shall add, that the
+subject which he thus virtually undertook to expiscate, was one in
+every way deserving of the attention of the legislature. Of all the
+rights of property which are recognised by the English law, that of
+the proprietor or occupier of the land to the _feræ naturæ_ or game
+upon it, is the least generally understood, and the worst defined.
+It is fenced by, and founded upon, statutes which, in the course
+of time, have undergone considerable modification and revision;
+and the penalties attached to the infringement of it are, in our
+candid opinion, unnecessarily harsh and severe. Further, there can
+be no doubt, that in England the vice of poaching, next to that of
+habitual drinking, has contributed most largely to fill the country
+prisons. Instances are constantly occurring of ferocious assault,
+and even murder, arising from the affrays between gamekeepers and
+poachers; nor does it appear that the statutory penalties have had
+the effect of deterring many of the lower orders from their violent
+and predatory practices. On these points, we think an inquiry,
+with a view to the settlement of the law on a humane and equitable
+footing, was highly proper and commendable; nor should we have said
+a single word in depreciation of the labours of Mr Bright, had he
+confined himself within proper limits. Such, however, is not the
+case.
+
+An abridgement of, or rather extracts from, the voluminous evidence
+which was taken before that select committee, has been published
+by a certain Richard Griffiths Welford, Esq., barrister at law,
+and member of the Royal Agricultural Society of England. With this
+gentleman hitherto, it is our misfortune or our fault that we have
+had no practical acquaintance; and judging from the tone, humour,
+and temper of the text remarks which are scattered throughout the
+volume, and the taste of the foot-notes appended, we do not see any
+reason to covet exuberant intimacy for the future. The volume is
+prefaced by a letter from Mr John Bright to the Tenant Farmers of
+Great Britain, which is of so remarkable a nature that it justly
+challenges some comment. The following extract is the commencement
+of that address:-- "I am invited by my friend Mr Welford, the
+compiler of the abstract of the evidence given before the committee
+on the Game laws, to write a short address to you on the important
+question which is treated of in this volume. I feel that an
+apology is scarcely necessary for the liberty I am taking; the
+deep interest I have long felt in the subject of the Game laws, my
+strong conviction of its great importance to you as a class, and the
+extensive correspondence in reference to it which I have maintained
+with many of your respected body in almost every county of England
+and Scotland, seem to entitle me to say a few words to you on this
+occasion.
+
+"From the perusal of this evidence--and it is but a small portion
+of that which was offered to the committee--you will perceive
+that, as capitalists and employers of labour, _you are neither
+asserting your just rights, nor occupying your proper position_. By
+long-continued custom, which has now obtained almost the force of
+law, when you became tenants of a farm, you were not permitted to
+enjoy the advantages which pertain to it so fully as is the case
+with the occupiers of almost every other description of property.
+A farmer becomes the tenant of certain lands, which are to be the
+basis of his future operations, and the foundation of that degree
+of prosperity to which he may attain. To secure success, it is
+needful that capital should be invested, and industry and skill
+exercised; and in proportion as these are largely employed, in order
+to develop to the utmost extent the resources of the soil, will be
+the amount of prosperity that will be secured. The capital, skill,
+and industry, will depend upon the capacity of the farmer; but the
+reward for their employment will depend in no small degree upon the
+free and unfettered possession of the land--of its capabilities, of
+all that it produces, and of all that is sustained upon its surface.
+There is a mixture of feudalism and of commercial principles in your
+mode of taking and occupying land, which is in almost all cases
+obstructive, and in not a few utterly subversive, of improvement.
+You take a farm on a yearly tenantry, or on a lease, with an
+understanding, or a specific agreement, that the game shall be
+reserved to the owner; that is, you grant to the landlord the right
+to stock the farm--for which you are to pay him rent for permission
+to cultivate, and for the full possession of its produce--with
+pheasants, partridges, hares, and rabbits, to any extent that may
+suit his caprice. There may be little game when you enter upon the
+farm; but in general you reserve to yourselves no power to prevent
+its increase, and it may and often does increase so, as to destroy
+the possibility of profit in the cultivation of the farm. You
+plough, and sow, and watch the growing crops with anxiety and hope;
+you rise early, and eat the bread of carefulness; rent-day comes
+twice a-year with its inexorable demand; and yet you are doomed
+too frequently to see the fertility which Providence bestows and
+your industry would secure, blighted and destroyed _by creatures
+which would be deemed vermin_, but for the sanction which the law
+and your customs give to their preservation, and which exist for
+no advantage to you, and for no good to the public, but solely to
+afford a few day's amusement in the year to the proprietors of the
+soil. The seed you sow is eaten by the pheasants; your young growing
+grain is bitten down by the hares and rabbits; and your ripening
+crops are trampled and injured by a live stock which yields you
+no return, and which you cannot kill and take to market. No other
+class of capitalists are subjected to these disadvantages--no other
+intelligent and independent class of your countrymen are burdened
+with such impositions."
+
+We pity the intelligence of the reader who does not behold in these
+introductory paragraphs the symbol of the cloven foot. The sole
+object of the volume, for which Mr Bright has the assurance to stand
+as sponsor, is to sow the seeds of discord between the landowners
+and the tenants of England, by representing the former to the
+latter in the light of selfish monopolists, who, for the sake of
+some little sport or yearly battue, or, it may be, from absolute
+caprice, make havoc throughout the year, by proxy, of the farmers'
+property, and increase their stock of game whenever they have an
+opportunity, at his expense, and sometimes to his actual ruin.
+Such is the tendency of this book, which is compiled for general
+circulation; and which, we think, in many respects is calculated
+to do a deal of harm. As a real treatise or commentary upon the
+Game laws, it is worthless; as an attack upon the landed gentry, it
+will doubtless be read in many quarters with extreme complacency.
+Already, we observe, a portion of the press have made it a text-book
+for strong political diatribes; and the influence of it will no
+doubt be brought to bear upon the next general election. As we
+ourselves happen to entertain what are called very liberal opinions
+upon this subject of the Game laws, and as we maintain the principle
+that in this, as in every other matter, the great interests and
+rights of the community must be consulted, without reference to
+class distinctions--as we wish to see the property of the rich and
+the liberties of the poor respected--as we consider the union and
+cordial co-operation between landlord and tenant the chief guarantee
+which this country yet possesses against revolution, and the triumph
+of insolent demagogues--our remarks upon the present subject may
+not be ill-timed, or unworthy of the regard of those who think with
+us, that, in spite of recent events, there yet may be something to
+preserve.
+
+But, first, let us consider who this gentleman is that comes
+forward, unsolicited, to tender his advice, and to preach agitation
+to the tenantry of Great Britain. He is one of those persons who
+rose with the League--one of those unscrupulous and ubiquitous
+orators who founded and reared their reputation upon an avowed
+hostility to the agricultural interests of the country. Upon this
+point there can be no mistake. John Bright, member for Durham, is
+a child of the corn, or rather the potato revolution, as surely as
+Anacharsis Clootz was the _enfant trouvé_ of the Reign of Terror.
+With the abstract merits of that question we have nothing to do at
+present. It is quite sufficient for us to note the fact, that he,
+in so far as his opportunities and his talents went, was amongst
+the most clamorous of the opponents to the protection of British
+agriculture; and that fact is a fair and legitimate ground for
+suspicion of his motives, when we find him appearing in the new
+part of an agricultural champion and agitator. It is not without
+considerable mistrust that we behold this slippery personage in
+the garb and character of Triptolemus. He does not act it well.
+The effects of the billy-roller are still conspicuous upon his
+gait--he walks ill on hobnails--and is clearly more conversant
+with devil's-dust and remnants than with tares. Some faint
+suspicion of this appears at times to haunt even his own complacent
+imagination. He is not quite sure that the farmers--or, in the
+elegant phraseology of the League, the hawbucks and chawbacons--whom
+he used to denounce as a race of beings immeasurably inferior in
+intellectual capacity to the ricketty victims of the factories,
+will believe all at once in the cordiality and disinterestedness of
+their adviser; and therefore he throws out for their edification
+a specious bit of pleading, which, no doubt, will be read with
+conflicting feelings by some of those who participated in the
+late conversion. "You have been taught to consider me, and those
+with whom I have acted, as your enemies. You will admit that we
+have never deceived you--that we have never TAMELY SURRENDERED
+that which we have taught you to rely upon as the basis of your
+prosperity--that we have not pledged ourselves to a policy
+you approved, and then abandoned it; and as you have found me
+persevering in the promotion of measures, which many of you deemed
+almost fatal to your interests, but which I thought essential to the
+public good, so you will find me as resolute in the defence of those
+rights, which your own or your country's interests alike require
+that you should possess."
+
+All this profession, however, we hope, will fail to persuade the
+farmers that their late enemy has become their sudden friend; and
+they will doubtless look with some suspicion upon the apocryphal
+catalogue of grievances which Mr Bright has raked together, and,
+with the aid of his associate, promulgated in the present volume. It
+is not our intention at present to extract or go over the evidence
+at large. We have read it minutely, and weighed it well. A great
+part of it is utterly irrelevant, as bearing upon questions of
+property and contract with which the legislature of no country could
+interfere, and which even Mr Bright, though not over scrupulous in
+his ideas of parliamentary appropriation, has disregarded in framing
+the conclusions of the rejected report which he proposed for the
+adoption of the committee. That portion, however, we shall not pass
+over in silence. It is but right that the country at large should
+see that this volume has been issued, not so much for the purpose
+of obtaining a revision of the law, as of sowing discord amongst
+the agriculturists themselves; and it is very remarkable that Mr
+Bright, throughout the whole of his inflammatory address, _takes
+no notice whatever of the Game laws_, or their prejudicial effect,
+or their possible remedy by legislative enactment, but confines
+himself to denunciation of the landlords as a class antagonistic
+to the tenantry, and advice to the latter to combine against the
+game-preserving habits of the gentry.
+
+Now this question between landlord and tenant has nothing to do
+with the Game laws. The man who purchases an estate, purchases it
+with every thing upon it. He has, strictly speaking, as much right
+to every wild animal which is bred or even lodges there--if he can
+only catch or kill them--as he has to the trees, or the turf, or any
+other natural produce. The law protects him in this right, in so
+far, that by complying with certain statutory regulations--one of
+which relates to revenue, and requires from him a qualification to
+sport, and another prescribes a period or rotation for shooting--he
+may, within his own boundaries, take every animal which he meets
+with, and may also prevent any stranger from interfering with or
+encroaching upon that privilege. We do not now speak of penalties
+for which the intruder may be liable. That is a separate question;
+at present we confine ourselves to the abstract question of right.
+
+But neither game nor natural produce constitute that thing called
+RENT, without which, since the days of forays have gone by, a
+landowner cannot live. Accordingly, he proposes to let a certain
+portion of his domains to a farmer, whose business is to cultivate
+the soil, and to make it profitable. He does so; and unless a
+distinct reservation is made to the contrary, the right to take
+the game upon the farm so let, passes to the tenant, and can be
+exercised by him irrespective of the wish of the landlord. If, on
+the contrary, the landlord refuses to part with that right which is
+primarily vested in his person, and which, of course, he is at full
+liberty either to reserve or surrender, the proposing tenant must
+take that circumstance into consideration in his offer of rent for
+the farm. The game then becomes as much a matter of calculation as
+the nature of the soil, the necessity of drainage, or the peculiar
+climate of the farm. The tenant must be guided by the principles
+of ordinary prudence, and make such a deduction from his offer as
+he considers will compensate him for the loss which his crop may
+sustain through the agency of the game. If he neglects to do this,
+he has no reasonable ground for murmuring--if he does it, he is
+perfectly safe. Such is the plain simple nature of the case, from
+which one would think it difficult to extract any clamant grievance,
+at least between the landlord and the tenant. No doubt the tenantry
+of the country individually and generally may, if they please,
+insist in all cases on a complete surrender of the game; and if
+they do, it is far more than possible that their desire will be
+universally complied with. But, then, they will have to pay higher
+rents. The landlord is no gainer in respect of game, nay, he is a
+direct loser; for the fact of his preservation and reserval of it
+reduces the amount of rent which he otherwise would receive, and,
+besides this, he is at much expense in preserving. Game is his hobby
+which he insists upon retaining: he does so, and he actually pays
+for it. Therefore, when a tenant states that he has lost so much in
+a particular year in consequence of the game upon his farm, that
+statement must be understood with a qualification. His crop may
+indeed have suffered to a certain extent; but then he has been paid
+for that deterioration already, the payment being the difference
+of rent, fixed between him and the landlord for the occupation of
+a game farm, less than what he would have offered for it had there
+been no game there, or had the right to kill it been conceded.
+
+"O but," says Mr Bright, or some other of the _soi-disant_ friends
+of the farmer, "there is an immense competition for land, and
+the farmers will not make bargains!" And whose fault is that? We
+recollect certain apothegms rather popular a short while ago, about
+buying in the cheapest and selling in the dearest market, and so
+forth, and we have always understood that the real price of an
+article is determined by the demand for it. If any farm is put up
+to auction under certain conditions, there is no hardship whatever
+in exacting the rent from the highest successful competitor.
+The reservation of the right to kill game is as competent to
+the proprietor as the fixing the rotation of the crops, or the
+conditions against scourging the soil. The landlord, when he lets a
+farm, does not by any means, as Mr Bright and his legal coadjutor
+appear to suppose, abandon it altogether to the free use of the
+tenant. He must of necessity make conditions, because he still
+retains his primary interest in the soil; and if these were not
+made, the land would in all probability be returned to him after
+the expiry of the lease, utterly unprofitable and exhausted, it
+being the clear interest of the tenant to take as much out of it
+as possible during the currency of his occupation. Now all these
+conditions are perfectly well known to the competing farmer, and if
+he is not inclined to assent to them, he need not make an offer for
+the land. Does Mr Bright mean to assert that the competition for
+land is so great, that the tenant-farmers are absolutely offering
+more than the subjects which they lease are worth? If so, the most
+gullible person on the face of this very gullible earth would not
+believe him. To aver that any body of men in this country, are
+wilfully and avowedly carrying on a trade or profession at a certain
+loss, is to utter an absurdity so gross as to be utterly unworth a
+refutation. And if Mr Bright does not mean this, we shall thank him
+to explain how the competition for land is a practical grievance to
+the farmer.
+
+Nevertheless, we are far from maintaining that the system of strict
+game preservation is either wise or creditable, and we shall state
+our arguments to the contrary hereafter. At present let us proceed
+with Mr Welford.
+
+About one-half, or even more, of this volume, is occupied with
+evidence to prove that the preservation of game upon an estate is
+more or less detrimental to the crops. Who denies it? Pheasants,
+though they may feed a great deal upon wild seeds and insects,
+are unquestionably fond of corn--so are partridges; and hares
+and rabbits have too good taste to avoid a field of clover or of
+turnips. And shall this--says Mr Bright, having recourse to a late
+rhetoric--shall this be permitted in a Christian or a civilised
+country? Are there not thousands of poor to whom that grain, wasted
+upon mere vermin, would be precious? Are our aristocracy so selfish
+as to prefer the encouragement of brute animals to the lives of
+their fellow men? &c. &c; to all of which eloquent bursts the pious
+Mr Welford subjoins his ditto and Amen. For our own part, we can
+see no reason why hares, and pheasants, and partridges, should not
+be fed as well as Quakers. While living they are undoubtedly more
+graceful creatures, when dead they are infinitely more valuable.
+When removed from this scene of transitory trouble, Mr Bright,
+except in an Owhyhean market, would fetch a less price than an
+ordinary rabbit. Our taste may be peculiar, but we would far rather
+see half-a-dozen pretty leverets at play in a pasture field of an
+evening, than as many hulking members of the Anti-Corn-Law League
+performing a ponderous saraband. Vermin indeed! Did Mr Bright ever
+see a Red-deer? We shrewdly suspect not; and if, peradventure, he
+were to fall in with the monarch of the wilderness in the rutting
+season, somewhere about the back of Schehallion or the skirts of
+the moor of Rannoch, there would be a yell loud enough to startle
+the cattle on a thousand hills, and a rapid disparition of the
+drab-coloured integuments into the bosom of a treacherous peat-bog.
+But a Red-deer, too, will eat corn, and often of a moonlight night
+his antlers may be seen waving in the crofts of the upland tenant;
+therefore, according to Mr Bright, he too is vermin, and must be
+exterminated accordingly.
+
+And this brings us to Mr Welford's grand remedy, which is abundantly
+apparent from the notes and commentaries interspersed throughout the
+volume. This gentleman, in the plenitude of his consideration for
+the well-being of his country, is deliberately of opinion that game
+should be exterminated altogether! Here is a bloody-minded fellow
+for you with a vengeance!
+
+ "What! all my pretty chickens and their dam!
+ Did you say all?"
+
+What! shall not a single hare, or pheasant, or partridge, or
+plover, or even a solitary grouse, be spared from the swoop of
+this destroying kite? Not one. Richard Griffiths Welford, Esquire,
+Barrister-at-law, has undertaken to rouse the nation from its
+deadly trance. Yet a few years, and no more shall the crow of the
+gorcock be heard on the purple heath, or the belling of the deer
+in the forest, or the call of the landrail in the field. No longer
+shall we watch at evening the roe gliding from the thicket, or the
+hare dancing across the lawn. They have committed a crime in a
+free-tradeland--battened incontinently upon corn and turnips--and,
+therefore, they must all die! Grain, although our ports are to be
+opened, has now become a sacred thing, and is henceforward to be
+dedicated to the use of man alone. Therefore we are not without
+apprehension that the sparrows must die too, and the thrushes and
+blackbirds--for they make sad havoc in our dear utilitarian's
+garden--and the larks, and the rooks, and the pigeons. Voiceless now
+must be our groves in the green livery of spring. There shall be no
+more chirping, or twittering, or philandering among the branches--no
+cooing or amorous dalliance, or pairing on the once happy eve of
+St Valentine. All the _fauna_ of Britain--all the melodists of the
+woods--must die! In one vast pie must they be baked, covered in
+with a monumental crust of triumphant flour, through which their
+little claws may appear supplicantly peering upwards, as if to
+implore some mercy for the surviving stragglers of their race.
+But stragglers there cannot be many. Timber, according to our
+patriotic Welford, is, "next to game, the farmer's chief enemy!"
+What miserable idiots our infatuated ancestors must have been! They
+thought that by planting they were conferring a boon upon their
+country; and in Scotland in particular they strove most anxiously to
+redeem the national reproach. But they were utterly wrong: Welford
+has said it. Timber is a nuisance--a sort of vegetable vermin, we
+suppose--so down must go Dodona and her oaks; and the pride of the
+forests be laid for ever low. Nothing in all broad England--and
+we fear also with us--must hereafter overtop the fields of wheat
+except the hedgerows! Timber is inimical to the farmer; therefore,
+free be the winds to blow from the German ocean to the Atlantic,
+without encountering the resistance of a single forest--no more
+tossing of the branches or swaying of the stems--or any thing save
+the steeples, fast falling in an age of reason into decay, the bulk
+of some monstrous workhouse, as dingy and cheerless as a prison, and
+the pert myriads of chimney-stalks of the League belching forth, in
+the face of heaven, their columns of smoke and of pollution! Happy
+England, when these things shall come to pass, and not a tree or a
+bush be left as a shelter for the universal vermin! No--not quite
+universal, for a respite will doubtless be given to the persecuted
+races of the badger, the hedgehog, the polecat, the weasel, and the
+stoat. All these are egg-eaters or game-consumers, and so long as
+they keep to the hedgerows and assist in the work of extermination,
+they will not only be spared but encouraged. Let them, however,
+beware. So soon as the last egg of the last English partridge is
+sucked, and the last of the rabbits turned over in convulsive
+throes, with the teeth of a fierce little devil inextricably
+fastened in its jugular--so soon as the rage of hunger drives the
+present Pariahs of the preserve to the hen-roost--human forbearance
+is at an end, and their fate also is sealed. The hen-harrier and
+the sparrowhawk, so long as they quarter the fields, pounce upon
+the imprudent robin, or strike down the lark while caroling upon
+the verge of the cloud, will be considered in our new state of
+society, as sacred animals as the Ibis. But let them, after having
+fulfilled their mission, deviate from the integrity of their ways,
+and come down upon a single ginger-pile, peeping his dirty way over
+the shards of a midden, towards his scrauching and be-draggled
+mother--and the race will be instantly proscribed. A few years more,
+and, according to the system of Messrs Bright and Welford, not a
+single wild animal--could we not also get rid of the insects?--will
+be found within the confines of Great Britain, except the gulls who
+live principally upon fish; and possibly, should there be a scarcity
+of herring, it may be advisable to exterminate them also.
+
+Here is a pretty state of matters! First, there is to be no more
+sporting. That, of course, in the eyes of Messrs Bright and Welford,
+who know as much about shooting as they do of trigonometry, is a
+very minor consideration; but even there we take leave to dissent.
+Gouty and frail as we are, we have yet a strong natural appetite for
+the moors, and we shall wrestle to the last for our privilege with
+the sturdiest broadbrim in Quakerdom. Our boys shall be bred as we
+were, with their foot upon the heather, in the manliest and most
+exhilarating of all pastimes; and that because we wish to see them
+brought up as Christians and gentlemen, not as puzzle-pated sceptics
+or narrow-minded utilitarian theorists. We desire to see them
+attain their full development, both of mind and body--to acquire a
+kindly and a keen relish for nature--to love their sovereign and
+their country--to despise all chicanery and deceit--and to know
+and respect the high-minded peasantry and poor of their native
+land. We have no idea that they shall be confined in their exercise
+or their sports to the public highway. We do not look upon this
+earth or island as made solely to produce corn for the supply of
+Mr Bright and his forced population. We wish that the youth of our
+country should be taught that God has created other beings besides
+the master and the mechanic--that the beasts of the field and the
+fowls of the air have a value in their Maker's eye, and that man
+has a commisson to use them, but not to exterminate and destroy.
+"My opinion is," says Mr Bright, speaking with a slight disregard
+to grammar, of the sporting propensities of the landed gentry--"my
+opinion is, that there are other pursuits which it will better
+become them to follow, and which it will be a thousand times better
+for the country if they turn their attention to them." For Mr
+Bright's opinion, we have not the smallest shadow of respect. We can
+well believe that, personally, he has not the slightest inclination
+to participate in the sports of the field. We cannot for a moment
+imagine him in connexion with a hunting-field, or toiling over
+moor or mountain in pursuit of his game, or up to his waist in a
+roaring river with a twenty-pound salmon on his line, making its
+direct way for the cataract. In all and each of these situations we
+are convinced that he would be utterly misplaced. We can conceive
+him, and no doubt he is, much at home in the superintendence of the
+gloomy factory--in the centre of a hecatomb of pale human beings,
+who toil on day and night in that close and stifling atmosphere, as
+ceaselessly and almost as mechanically as the wheels which drone and
+whistle and clank above and around them--in the midst of his stores
+of calico, and cotton, and corduroy--in the midnight councils of the
+grasping League, or the front of a degraded hustings. But from none
+of these situations whatever, has he any right to dictate to the
+gentlemen of Britain what they should do, or what they should leave
+undone. He has neither an eye for nature, nor a heart to participate
+in rural amusements. And a very nice place an English manor-house
+would be under his peculiar superintendence and the operation of the
+new regime! In the morning we should meet, ladies and gentlemen, in
+the breakfast-room, all devoutly intent upon the active demolition
+of the muffins. Tea and coffee there are in abundance--but not good,
+for the first has the flavour of the hedges, and the second reminds
+us villanously of Hunt's roasted corn. There are eggs, however, and
+on the sideboard rest a large round of beef, with a thick margin
+of rancid yellow fat, and a ham which is literal hog's-lard. There
+are no fish. The trouting stream has been turned from its natural
+course to move machinery, and now rolls to the shrinking sea, not
+in native silver, but in alternate currents of indigo, ochre, or
+cochineal, according to the hue most in request for the moment at
+the neighbouring dye-work. In vain you look about for grouse-pie,
+cold partridge, snipe, or pheasant. You might as well ask for a
+limb of the ichthyosaurus as for a wing of these perished animals.
+Deuce a creature is there in the room except bipeds, and they are
+all of the manufacturing breed. You recollect the days of old,
+when your entry into the breakfast-room used to be affectionately
+welcomed by terrier, setter, and spaniel, and you wonder what has
+become of these ancient inmates of the family. On inquiry you are
+informed, that--being non-productive animals, and mere consumers of
+food which ought to be reserved for the use of man alone--they have
+one and all of them been put to death: and your host points rather
+complacently to the effigy of old Ponto, who has been stuffed by
+way of a specimen of an extinct species, and who now glares at you
+with glassy eyes from beneath the shelter of the mahogany sideboard.
+Tired of the conversation, which is principally directed towards
+the working of the new tariff, the last improvement in printed
+calicoes, and the prices of some kind of stock which appears to
+fluctuate as unaccountably as the barometer, you rise from table
+and move towards the window in hopes of a pleasant prospect. You
+have it. The old park, which used to contain some of the finest
+trees in Britain--oaks of the Boscobel order, and elms that were
+the boast of the country--is now as bare as the palm of your hand,
+and broken up into potato allotments. The shrubbery and flower
+parterres, with their elegant terrace vases and light wire fences,
+have disappeared. There is not a bush beyond a few barberries,
+evidently intended for detestable jam, nor a flower, except some
+chamomiles, which may be infused into a medicinal beverage, and a
+dozen great stringy coarse-looking rhubarbs, enough to give you the
+dyspepsia, if you merely imagine them in a tart. At the bottom
+of the slope lies the stream whereof we have spoken already, not
+sinuous or fringed with alders as of yore; but straight as an arrow,
+and fashioned into the semblance of a canal. It is spanned on the
+part which is directly in front of the windows, by a bridge on the
+skew principle, the property of a railway company; and at the moment
+you are gazing on the landscape in a sort of admiring trance, an
+enormous train of coal and coke waggons comes rushing by, and a
+great blast of smoke and steam rolling past the house, obscures for
+a moment the utilitarian beauty of the scene. That dissipated, you
+observe on the other side of the canal several staring red brick
+buildings, with huge chimney-stalks stinking in the fresh, frosty
+morning air. These are the factories of your host, the source of
+his enviable wealth; and yonder dirty village which you see about
+half a mile to the right, with its squab Unitarian lecture room,
+is the abode of his honest artisans. Nevertheless, you see nobody
+stirring about. How should you? The whole population is comfortably
+housed, for the next twelve hours at least, within brick, and
+assisting the machinery to do its work. No idleness now in England.
+Had you, indeed, risen about five or six in the morning, when the
+clatter of a sullen bell roused you from your dreams of Jemima, you
+might have seen some scores of lanterns meandering like glow-worms
+along the miry road which leads from the village to the factories,
+until absorbed within their early jaws. That is the appointed time
+for the daily emigration, and until all the taskwork is done, no
+straggling whatever is permitted. The furthest object in view is a
+parallelogram Bastile on the summit of a hill, once wooded to the
+top, and well known to the rustics as the place where the fullest
+nuts and the richest May-flowers might be gathered, but now in
+turnips, and you are told that the edifice is the Union Workhouse.
+
+Breakfast over, you begin to consider how you shall fill up the
+dreary vacuum which still yawns between you and dinner. Of course
+you cannot shoot, unless you are inclined to take a day at the ducks
+and geese, which would be rather an expensive amusement. You covet
+a ride, and propose a scamper across the country. Our dear sir, it
+is as much as your life is worth! What with canals and viaducts,
+and railways and hedgerows, you could not get over a mile without
+either being plunged into water, or knocked down by tow ropes, or
+run into by locomotives, or pitched from embankments, or impaled
+alive, or slain by a stroke of electricity from some telegraphic
+conductor! Recollect that we are not now living in the days of
+steeple-chasing. Then as to horses, are you not aware that our
+host keeps only two--and fine sleek, sturdy Flanders brutes they
+are--for the purpose of conveying Mrs Bobbins and her progeny to the
+meeting-house? There is no earthly occasion for any more expensive
+stud. The railway station is just a quarter of a mile from the door,
+and Eclipse himself could never match our new locomotives for speed.
+But you may have a drive if you please, and welcome. Where shall we
+go to? There used to be a fine waterfall at an easy distance, with
+rocks, and turf, and wildflowers, and all that sort of thing; and
+though the season is a little advanced, we might still make shift
+under the hazels and the hollies; could we not invite the ladies
+to accompany us, and extemporise a pic-nic? Our excellent friend!
+that waterfall exists no longer. It was a mere useless waste; has
+been blown up with gun-cotton; and the glen below it turned into a
+reservoir for the supply of a manufacturing town. The hazels are
+all down, and the hollies pounded into birdlime. And that fine old
+baronial residence, where there were such exquisite Claudes and
+Ruysdaels? Oh! that estate was bought by Mr Smalt the eminent dyer,
+from the trustees of the late Lord--the old mansion has been pulled
+down, a cottage _ornée_ built in its place, and the pictures were
+long ago transferred to the National Gallery. And is there nothing
+at all worth seeing in the county? Oh yes! There is Tweel's new
+process for making silk out of sow's ears, and Bottomson's clothing
+mills, where you see raw wool put into one end of the machinery,
+and issue from the other in the shape of ready-made breeches. Then
+a Socialist lecture on the sin and consequences of matrimony will
+be delivered in the market-town at two o'clock precisely, by Miss
+Lewdlaw--quite a lady, I assure you--whom you will afterwards meet
+at dinner. Or you may, if you please, attend the meeting of the
+Society for the Propagation of a Natural Religion, at which the
+Rev. Mr Scampson will preside; or you may go down to the factories,
+or any where else you please, except the village, for there is a
+great deal of typhus fever in it, and we are a little apprehensive
+for the children! You decline these tempting offers, and resolve to
+spend the morning in the house. Is there a billiard room? How can
+you possibly suppose it? Time, sir, is money; and money is not to
+be made by knocking about ivory balls. But there is the library if
+you should like to study, and plenty material within it. Delighted
+at the prospect of passing some congenial though solitary hours, you
+enter the apartment, and, disregarding the models upon the table,
+which are intended to elucidate the silk and sow's-ear process,
+you ransack the book-shelves for some of your ancient favourites.
+But in vain you will search either for Shakspeare or Scott, Milton
+or Fielding, Jeremy Taylor or Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine: all
+these are proscribed antiquities. Instead of these you will find
+Essays by Hampden, junior, and Ethics by Thistlewood, senior,
+Paine's Age of Reason, Jeremy Bentham's Treatises, Infanticide
+Vindicated, by Herod Virginius Cackell, Esq., Member of the Literary
+Institute of Owenstown, Cobden's Speeches, Wheal's Exposition of
+the Billy-roller, Grubb's Practical Deist, Welford's Influences of
+the Game Laws, and much more such profitable reading. What would
+you not give for a volume by Willison Glass! Disgusted with this
+literary miscellany, you chuck the Practical Deist into the fire,
+and walk up-stairs to rejoin the ladies. You find them in the
+drawing-room hard at work upon cross-stitch and pincushions for
+the great Bazar which is shortly to be opened under the auspices
+of the Anti-Christian League, and you feel for a moment like an
+intruder. But Emily Bobbins, a nice girl, who will have thirty
+thousand pounds when her venerated sire is conveyed to the Mausoleum
+of the Bobbinses, and who has at this present moment a very pretty
+face, trips up and asks you for a contribution to her yearly album.
+Yearly?--the phrase is an odd one, and you crave explanation.
+The blooming virgin informs you that she edits an annual volume,
+popular in certain circles, for the Society for the Abolition of
+all Criminal Punishment, she being a corresponding Member; and she
+presents you with last year's compilation. You open the work, and
+find some literary _bijouterie_ by the disciples of the earnest
+school, poems on the go-a-head principle, and tales under such
+captivating titles as the Virtuous Poacher, Theresa, or the Heroine
+of the Workhouse, and Walter Truck, an Easy Way with the Mechanic.
+There are also sundry political fragments by the deep-thinkers of
+the age, from which you discover that Regicide is the simplest cure
+for "Flunkeyism, Baseness, and Unveracity," and that the soundest
+philosophers of the world are two gentlemen, rejoicing in the
+exotic names of Sauerteig and Teufelsdröckh. You, being a believer
+in the Book of Common Prayer, decline to add your contribution
+to the Miscellany, and make the best of your way from the house
+for a stroll upon the public highway. For some hours you meander
+through the mud, between rows of stiff hedges; not a stage-coach,
+nor even a buggy is to be seen. You sigh for the old green lanes
+and shady places which have now disappeared for ever, and you begin
+to doubt whether, after all, regenerated England is the happiest
+country of the universe. It appears an absolute desert. At a turn
+of a road you come in sight of a solitary venerable crow--the sole
+surviving specimen of his race still extant in the county--whose
+life is rendered bitter by a system of unceasing persecution. He
+mistakes you for Mr Richard Griffiths Welford, and, with a caw of
+terror, takes flight across a Zahara of Swedish turnips. On your
+way home you meet with three miserable children who are picking the
+few unwithered leaves from the hedges. You cross-question them,
+and ascertain that they receive a salary of twopence a-day from
+the owner of the truck-shop at the factory, in return for their
+botanical collections. You think of China, with a strong conviction
+of the propriety of becoming a Mandarin.
+
+At dinner you are seated betwixt Miss Lewdlaw and the Rev. Mr
+Scampson. The appearance of the lady convinces you that she has
+excellent reasons for her deep-rooted hatred of matrimony--for
+what serpent (in his senses) would have tempted that dropsical
+Eve? The gentleman is a bold, sensual-lipped, pimply individual,
+attired in a rusty suit of black, the very picture of a brutal
+Boanerges. He snorts during his repast, clutches with his huge red
+fingers, whereof the nails are absolute ebony, at every dish within
+his reach, and is constantly shouting for a dram. The dinner is a
+plentiful one, but ill-cooked and worse served; and the wines are
+simply execrable. Very drearily lags the time until the ladies
+rise to retire, a movement which is greeted by Mr Scampson with
+a coarse joke and a vulgar chuckle. Then begin the sweets of the
+evening. Old Bobbins draws your especial attention to his curious
+old free-trade port, at eighteen shillings the dozen; and very
+curious, upon practical examination, you will find it. After three
+glasses, you begin to suspect that you have swallowed a live crab
+unawares, and you gladly second Mr Scampson in his motion for
+something hot. The conversation then becomes political, and, to a
+certain extent, religious. Bobbins, who has a brother in Parliament,
+is vehement in his support of the Twenty Hours' Labour Bill, and
+insists upon the necessity of a measure for effectually coercing
+apprentices. Bugsley, his opposite neighbour, can talk of nothing
+but stock and yarn. But Scampson, in right of his calling, takes
+the lion's share of the conversation. He denounces the Church,
+not yet dis-established--hopes to see the day when every Bishop
+upon the Bench shall be brought to the block--and stigmatises the
+Universities as the nests of bigotry and intolerance. With many
+oaths, he declares his conviction that Robespierre was a sensible
+fellow--and as he waxes more furious over each successive tumbler,
+you wisely think that there may be some danger in contradicting so
+virulent a champion, and steal from the room at the first convenient
+opportunity. In the drawing-room you find Miss Lewdlaw descanting
+upon her favourite theories. She is expounding to Emily Bobbins her
+rights as a socialist and a woman, and illustrating her lecture by
+some quotations from the works of Aurora Dudevant. The sweet girl,
+evidently under the magnetic influence of her preceptress, regards
+you with a humid eye and flushed cheek as you enter; but having no
+fancy to approach the charmed circle of the Lewdlaw, you keep at
+the other end of the room, and amuse yourself with an illustrated
+copy of Jack Sheppard. In a short time, Bobbins, Bugsley, and
+Scampson, the last partially inebriated, make their appearance; and
+an animated erotic dialogue ensues between the gentleman in dubious
+orders, and the disciple of Mary Wolstonecraft. You begin to feel
+uncomfortable, and as Bugsley is now snoring, and Bobbins attempting
+to convince his helpmate of the propriety of more brandy and water,
+you desert the drawing-room, bolt up-stairs, pack your portmanteau,
+and go to bed with a firm resolution to start next morning by the
+earliest train; and as soon as possible to ascertain whether Jemima
+will consent to accompany you to Canada or Australia, or some other
+uncivilised part of the world where trees grow, waters run, and
+animals exist as nature has decreed, and where the creed of the
+socialist and jargon of the factory are fortunately detested or
+unknown.
+
+Such, gentle reader, is the England which the patriots of the Bright
+school are desirous to behold; and such it may become if we meekly
+and basely yield to revolutionary innovations, and conciliate every
+demagogue by adopting his favourite nostrum. We have certainly been
+digressing a good deal further than is our wont; but we trust you
+will not altogether disapprove of our expedition to the new Utopia.
+We hope that your present, and a great many future Christmasses may
+be spent more pleasantly; and that, in your day at least, peace may
+never be effected at the expense of a virtual solitude. Let us now
+consider what alterations may properly and humanely be made upon the
+present existing Game laws.
+
+On the whole, we are inclined to agree with the resolutions adopted
+by the committee. These appear to recognise the principle of a
+qualified right of property in game, and that this property is now
+vested in the _occupier_ of the soil. By this rule which may if
+necessary be declared by enactment, the tenant has at all times
+the power to secure the game to himself, unless he chooses to part
+with that right by special bargain. It is of course inconsistent
+with this qualified right of property, that any person should
+kill game upon lands which he is not privileged to enter; and the
+committee are therefore of opinion, that the violation of that
+right should still continue to be visited with legal penalties. But
+they think--and in this we most cordially agree with them--that
+considerable alteration should be made in the present penal code,
+and that, in particular, cumulative penalties for poaching should
+be abolished. It is monstrous that such penalties, to which the
+poorer classes in this country are most peculiarly liable, should
+be any longer allowed to exist, while the offence which these are
+intended to punish is in every proper sense a single one. We are
+inclined to get rid of every difficulty on this head by an immediate
+discontinuance of the certificates. The amount of revenue drawn from
+these is really insignificant, and in many cases it must stand in
+the way of a fair exercise of his privilege by the humbler occupant
+of the soil. If a poor upland crofter, who rents an acre or two from
+a humane landlord, and who has laid out part of it in a garden,
+should chance to see, of a clear frosty night, a hare insinuate
+herself through the fence, and demolish his winter greens--it is
+absolute tyranny to maintain, that he may not reach down the old
+rusty fowling-piece from the chimney, take a steady vizzy at puss,
+and tumble her over in the very act of her delinquency, without
+having previously paid over for the use of her gracious Majesty
+some four pounds odds; or otherwise to be liable in a penalty
+of twenty pounds, with the pleasant alternative of six months'
+imprisonment! In such a case as this the man is not sporting; he
+is merely protecting his own, is fairly entitled to convert his
+enemy into wholesome soup, and should be allowed to do so with a
+conscience void of offence towards God or man. We must have no state
+restrictions or qualifications to a right of property which may be
+enjoyed by the smallest cotter, and no protective laws to debar him
+from the exercise of his principle. And therefore it is that we
+advocate the immediate abolition of the certificate.
+
+What the remaining penalty should be is matter for serious
+consideration. It appears evident that the common law of redress
+is not sufficient. Game is at best but a qualified property; for
+your interest in it ceases the moment that it leaves your land;
+but still you _have_ an interest, may be a considerable pecuniary
+loser by its infringement, and therefore you are entitled to demand
+an adequate protection. But then it is hardly possible, when we
+consider what human nature with all its powerful instincts is, to
+look upon poaching in precisely the same light with theft. By no
+process of mental ratiocination can you make a sheep out of a hare.
+You did not buy the creature, it is doubtful whether you bred it,
+and in five minutes more it may be your neighbour's property, and
+that of its own accord. You cannot even reclaim it, though born in
+your private hutch. Now this is obviously a very slippery kind of
+property; and the poor man--who knows these facts quite as well
+as the rich, and who is moreover cursed with a craving stomach, a
+large family, and a strong appetite for roast--is by no means to be
+considered, morally or equitably, in the same light with the ruffian
+who commits a burglary for the sake of your money, or carries away
+your sheep from the fold. It ought to be, if it is not, a principle
+in British law, that the temptation should be considered before
+adjudging upon the particular offence. The schoolboy--whose natural
+propensity for fruit has been roused by the sight of some far too
+tempting pippins, and who, in consequence, has undertaken the
+hazard of a midnight foray--is, if detected in the act, subjected to
+no further penalty than a pecuniary mulct or a thrashing, especially
+if his parents belong to the more respectable classes of society.
+And yet this is a theft as decided and more inexcusable, than if the
+nameless progeny of a vagrant should, hunger-urged, filch a turnip
+or two from a field, and be pounced upon by some heartless farmer,
+who considers that he is discharging every heavenly and earthly duty
+if he pays his rent and taxes with unscrupulous punctuality. It is
+a crying injustice that any trifling piccadillo on the part of the
+poor or their children, should be treated with greater severity than
+is used in the case of the rich. This is neither an equitable nor a
+Christian rule. We have no right to subject the lowest of the human
+family to a contamination from which we would shrink to expose the
+highest; and the true sense of justice and of charity, which, after
+all, we believe to be deeply implanted in the British heart, will,
+we trust, before long, spare us the continual repetition of class
+Pariahs of infant years brought forward in small courts of justice
+for no other apparent reason than to prove, that our laws care more
+leniently for the rich than they do for the offspring of the poor.
+
+While, therefore, we consider it just that game should be protected
+otherwise than by the law of trespass, we would not have the
+penalty made, in isolated cases, a harsh one. A trespass in pursuit
+of game should, we think, be punished in the first instance by a
+fine, not so high as to leave the labourer no other alternative
+than the jail, or so low as to make the payment of it a matter of
+no importance. Let Giles, who has intromitted with a pheasant, be
+mulcted in a week's wages, and let him, at the same time, distinctly
+understand the nature and the end of the career in which he has
+made the incipient step. Show him that an offence, however venial,
+becomes materially aggravated by repetition; for it then assumes
+the character of a daring and wilful defiance of the laws of the
+realm. For the second of offence mulct him still, but higher, and
+let the warning be more solemnly repeated. These penalties might be
+inflicted by a single justice of the peace. But if Giles offends
+a third time, his case becomes far more serious, and he should be
+remitted to a higher tribunal. It is now almost clear that he has
+become a confirmed poacher, and determined breaker of the laws--it
+is more than likely that money is his object. Leniency has been
+tried without success, and it is now necessary to show him that the
+law will not be braved with impunity. Three months' imprisonment,
+with hard labour, should be inflicted for the purpose of reclaiming
+him; and if, after emerging from prison, he should again offend, let
+him forthwith be removed from the country.
+
+Some squeamish people may object to our last proposal as severe.
+We do not think it so. The original nature of the offence has
+become entirely changed; for it must be allowed on all hands,
+that habitual breach of the laws is a very different thing from
+a casual effraction. It would be cruelty to transport an urchin
+for the first handkerchief he has stolen; but after his fourth
+offence, that punishment becomes an actual mercy. Nor should the
+moral effect produced by the residence of a determined poacher in
+any neighbourhood be overlooked. A poacher can rarely carry on
+his illicit trade without assistance: he entices boys by offering
+them a share in his gains, introduces them to the beer and the gin
+shop, and thus they are corrupted for life. It is sheer nonsense to
+say that poaching does not lead to other crimes. It leads in the
+first instance to idleness, which we know to be the parent of all
+crime; and it rapidly wears away all finer sense of the distinction
+between _meum_ and _tuum_. From poacher the transition to smuggler
+is rapid and easy, and your smuggler is usually a desperado. With
+all deference to Mr Welford, his conclusion, that poaching should be
+prevented by the entire extermination of game, is a most pitiable
+instance of calm imperturbable imbecility. He might just as well say
+that the only means of preventing theft is the total destruction of
+property, and the true remedy for murder the annihilation of the
+human race.
+
+We agree also with the committee, that some distinction must
+be made between cases of simple poaching, and those which are
+perpetrated by armed and daring gangs. To these banditti almost
+every instance of assault and murder connected with poaching is
+traceable, and the sooner such fellows are shipped off to hunt
+kangaroos in Australia the better. But we think that such penalties
+as we have indicated above, would in most cases act as a practical
+detention from this offence, and would certainly remove all ground
+for complaint against the unnecessary severity of the law.
+
+With regard to the destruction of crops by game, especially when
+caused by the preserves of a neighbouring proprietor, the committee
+seems to have been rather at a loss to deal. And there is certainly
+a good deal of difficulty in the matter. For on the one hand, the
+game, while committing the depredation, is clearly not the property
+of the preserver, and may of course be killed by the party to whose
+ground it passes: on the other hand, it usually returns to the
+preserve after all the damage has been done. This seems to be one
+of the few instances in which the law can afford no remedy. The
+neighbouring farmer may indeed either shoot in person, or let the
+right of shooting to another; and in most cases he has the power to
+do so--for if his own landlord is also a preserver, it is not likely
+that the damage will be aggravated--and he has taken his farm in the
+full knowledge of the consequences of game preservation. Still there
+must always remain an evil, however partial, and this leads us to
+address a few words to the general body of the game-preservers.
+
+Gentlemen, some of you are not altogether without fault in this
+matter. You have given a handle to accusations, which your
+enemies--and they are the enemies also of the true interests of the
+country--have been eager and zealous in using. You have pushed your
+privileges too far, and, if you do not take care, you will raise a
+storm which it may be very difficult to allay. What, in the name of
+common sense, is the use of this excessive preserving? You are not
+blamed, nor are you blamable, for reserving the right of sporting
+in your own properties to yourselves; but why make your game such
+utterly sacred animals? Why encourage their over-increase to such a
+degree as must naturally injure yourselves by curtailing your rent;
+and which, undoubtedly, whatever be his bargain, must irritate the
+farmer, and lessen that harmony and good-will which ought to exist
+betwixt you both? Is it for sport you do these things? If so, your
+definition of sport must be naturally different from ours. The
+natural instinct of the hunter, which is implanted in the heart
+of man, is in some respects a noble one. He does not, even in a
+savage state, pursue his game, like a wild beast of prey, merely
+for the sake of his appetite--he has a joy in the strong excitement
+and varied incidents of the chase. The wild Indian and the Norman
+disciple of St Hubert, alike considered it a science; and so it
+is even now to us who follow our pastime upon the mountains, and
+who must learn to be as wary and alert as the creatures which we
+seek to kill. The mere skill of the marksman has little to do with
+the real enjoyment of sport. That may be as well exhibited upon a
+target as upon a living object, and surely there is no pleasure
+at all in the mere wanton destruction of life. The true sportsman
+takes delight in the sagacity and steadiness of his dogs--in seeking
+for the different wild animals each in its peculiar haunt--and his
+relish is all the keener for the difficulty and uncertainty of his
+pursuit. Such at least is our idea of sport, and we should know
+something about it, having carried a gun almost as long as we can
+remember. But it is possible we may be getting antiquated in our
+notions. Two months ago we took occasion to make some remarks upon
+the modern murders on the moors, and we are glad to observe that our
+humane doctrine has been received with almost general acquiescence.
+We must now look to the doings at the Manor House, at which, Heaven
+be praised, we never have assisted; but the bruit thereof has gone
+abroad, and we believe the tidings to be true.
+
+We have heard of game preserved over many thousands of acres, not
+waste, but yellow corn-land, with many an intervening belt of
+noble wood and copse, until the ground seems actually alive with
+the number of its animal occupants. The large, squat, sleek hares
+lie couched in every furrow; each thistle-tuft has its lurking
+rabbit; and ceaseless at evening is the crow of the purple-necked
+pheasant from the gorse. The crops ripen, and are gathered in,
+not so plentifully as the richness of the land would warrant, but
+still strong and heavy. The partridges are now seen running in the
+stubble-fields, or sunning themselves on some pleasant bank, so
+secure that they hardly will take the trouble to fly away as you
+approach, but generally slip through a hedge, and lie down upon the
+other side. And no wonder; for not only has no gun been fired over
+the whole extensive domain, though the autumn is now well advanced;
+but a cordon of gamekeepers extends along the whole skirts of the
+estate, and neither lurcher nor poacher can manage to effect an
+entrance. Within ten minutes after they had set foot within the
+guarded territory, the first would be sprawling upon his back in the
+agonies of death, and the second on his way to the nearest justice
+of peace, with two pairs of knuckles uncomfortably lodged within
+the innermost folds of his neckcloth. The proprietor, a middle-aged
+gentleman of sedentary habits, does not, in all probability, care
+much about sporting. If he does, he rents a moor in Scotland,
+where he amuses himself until well on in October, and then feels
+less disposed for a tamer and a heavier sport. But in November he
+expects, after his ancient hospitable fashion, to have a select
+party at the manor-house, and he is desirous of affording them
+amusement. They arrive, to the number, perhaps, of a dozen males,
+some of then persons of an elevated rank, or of high political
+connexion. There is considerable commotion on the estate. The staff
+of upper and under keepers assemble with a large train of beaters
+before the baronial gateway. They bring with them neither pointers
+nor setters--these old companions of the sportsman are useless in
+a battue; but there are some retrievers in the leash, and a few
+well-broken spaniels. It is quite a scene for Landseer--that antique
+portico, with the group before it, and the gay and sloping uplands
+illuminated by a clear winter's sun. The guests sally forth, all
+mirth and spirits, and the whole party proceed to an appointed
+cover. Then begins the massacre. There is a shouting and rustling of
+beaters: at every step the gorgeous pheasant whirs from the bush, or
+the partridge glances slopingly through the trees, or the woodcock
+wings his way on scared and noiseless pinion. Rabbits by the hundred
+are scudding distractedly from one pile of brushwood to another.
+Loud cries of "Mark!" are heard on every side, and at each shout
+there is the explosion of a fowling-piece. No time now to stop and
+load. The keeper behind you is always ready with a spare gun. How
+he manages to cram in the powder and shot so quickly is an absolute
+matter of marvel; for you let fly at every thing, and have lost all
+regard to the ordinary calculations of distance. You had better take
+care of yourself, however, for you are getting into a thicket, and
+neither Sir Robert, who is on your right, nor the Marquis, who is
+your left-hand neighbour, are remarkable for extra caution, and the
+Baronet, in particular, is short-sighted. We don't quite like the
+appearance of that hare which is doubling back. You had better try
+to stop her before she reaches that vista in the wood. Bang!--you
+miss, and, at the same moment, a charge of number five, from the
+weapon of the Vavasour, takes effect upon the corduroys of your
+thigh, and, though the wound is but skin-deep, makes you dance an
+extempore fandango.
+
+And so you go on from cover to cover, for five successive hours,
+through this rural poultry-yard, slaying, and, what is worse,
+wounding without slaying, beyond all ordinary calculation. You
+have had a good day's amusement, have you? Our dear sir, in the
+estimation of any sensible man or thorough sportsman, you might as
+well have been amusing yourself with a ride in the heart of Falkirk
+Tryst, or assisting at one of those German Jagds, where the deer
+are driven into inclosures, and shot down to the music of lute,
+harp, cymbal, dulcimer, sackbut, and psaltery. In fact, between
+ourselves, it is not a thing to boast of, and the amusement is, to
+say the least of it, an expensive one. For the sake of giving you,
+and the Marquis, and Sir Robert, and a few more, two or three days'
+sport, your host has sacrificed a great part of the legitimate
+rental of his estate--has maintained, from one end of the year to
+the other, all those personages in fustian and moleskin--and has,
+moreover, made his tenantry sulky. Do you think the price paid is in
+any way compensated by the value received? Of course not. You are a
+man of sense, and therefore, for the future, we trust that you will
+set your face decidedly against the battue system: shoot yourself,
+as a gentleman ought to do--or, if you do not care about it, give
+permission to your own tenantry to do so. Rely upon it, they will
+not abuse the privilege.
+
+The fact is, there never should be more than two coveys in one
+field, or half-a-dozen hares in each moderate slip of plantation.
+That, believe us, with the accession you will derive from your
+neighbours, is quite sufficient to keep you in exercise during the
+season, and to supply your table with game. No tenant whatever will
+object to find food for such a stock. If you want more exciting
+sport, come north next August, and we shall take you to a moor which
+is preserved by a single shepherd's herd, where you may kill your
+twenty brace a-day for a month, and have a chance of a red-deer
+into the bargain. But, if you will not leave the south, do not, we
+beseech you, turn yourself into a hen-wife, and become ridiculous
+as a hatcher of pheasants' eggs. The thing, we are told, has been
+done by gentlemen of small property, for the purpose of getting up
+an appearance of game: it would be quite as sane a proceeding to
+improve the beauty of a prospect by erecting cast-iron trees. Above
+all things, whatever you do, remember that you are the denizen of a
+free country, where individual rights, however sacred in themselves,
+must not be extended to the injury of those around you.
+
+To say the truth, we have observed with great pain, that a far too
+exclusive spirit has of late manifested itself in certain high
+places, and among persons whom we regard too much to be wholly
+indifferent to their conduct. This very summer the public press
+has been indignant in its denunciation of the Dukes of Atholl and
+Leeds--the one having, as it is alleged, attempted to shut up a
+servitude road through Glen Tilt, and the other established a
+cordon for many miles around the skirts of Ben-na-Mac-Dhui, our
+highest Scottish mountain. We are not fully acquainted with the
+particulars; but from what we have heard, it would appear that this
+wholesale exclusion from a vast tract of territory is intended to
+secure the solitude of two deer-forests. Now, we are not going to
+argue the matter upon legal grounds--although, knowing something of
+law, we have a shrewd suspicion that both noble lords are in utter
+misconception of their rights, and are usurping a sovereignty which
+is not to be found in their charters, and which was never claimed or
+exercised even by the Scottish Kings. But the churlishness of the
+step is undeniable, and we cannot but hope that it has proceeded far
+more on thoughtlessness than from intention. The day has been, when
+any clansman, or even any stranger, might have taken a deer from
+the forest, tree from the hill, or a salmon from the river, without
+leave asked or obtained: and though that state of society has long
+since passed away, we never till now have heard that the free air
+of the mountains, and their heather ranges, are not open to him
+who seeks them. Is it indeed come to this, that in bonny Scotland,
+the tourist, the botanist, or the painter, are to be debarred from
+visiting the loveliest spots which nature ever planted in the heart
+of a wilderness, on pretence that they disturb the deer! In a few
+years we suppose Ben Lomond will be preserved, and the summit of Ben
+Nevis remain as unvisited by the foot of the traveller as the icy
+peak of the Jungfrau. Not so, assuredly, would have acted the race
+of Tullibardine of yore. Royal were their hunting gatherings, and
+magnificent the driving of the Tinchel; but over all their large
+territory of Atholl, the stranger might have wandered unquestioned,
+except to know if he required hospitality. It is not now the gate
+which is shut, but the moor; and that not against the depredator,
+but against the peaceful wayfaring man. Nor can we as sportsmen
+admit even the relevancy of the reasons which have been assigned for
+this wholesale exclusion. We are convinced, that in each season not
+above thirty or forty tourists essay the ascent of Ben-na-Mac-Dhui,
+and of that number, in all probability, not one has either met
+or startled a red deer. Very few men would venture to strike out
+a devious path for themselves over the mountains near Loch Aven,
+which, in fact, constitute the wildest district of the island.
+The Quaker tragedy of Helvellyn might easily be re-enacted amidst
+the dreary solitudes of Cairn Gorm, and months elapse before your
+friends are put in possession of some questionable bones. Nothing
+but enthusiasm will carry a man through the intricacies of Glen
+Lui, the property of Lord Fife, to whom it was granted at no very
+distant period of time out of the forfeited Mar estates, and which
+is presently rented by the Duke of Leeds; and nothing more absurd
+can be supposed, than that the entry of a single wanderer into that
+immense domain, can have the effect of scaring the deer from the
+limits of so large a range. This is an absurd and an empty excuse,
+as every deer-stalker must know. A stag is not so easily frightened,
+nor will he fly the country from terror at the apparition of the
+Cockney. Depend upon it, the latter will be a good deal the more
+startled of the two. With open mouth and large gooseberry eyes,
+he will stand gazing upon the vision of the Antlered Monarch; the
+sketch-book and pencil-case drop from his tremulous hands, and
+he stands aghast in apprehension of a charge of horning, against
+which he has no defence save a cane camp-stool, folded up into the
+semblance of a yellow walking-stick. Not so the Red-deer. For a few
+moments he will regard the Doudney-clad wanderer of the wilds, not
+in fear but in surprise; and then, snuffing the air which conveys
+to his nostrils an unaccustomed flavour of bergamot and lavender,
+he will trot away over the shoulder of the hill, move further up
+the nearest corrie, and in a quarter of an hour will be lying down
+amidst his hinds in the thick brackens that border the course of the
+lonely burn.
+
+We could say a great deal more upon this subject; but we hope that
+expansion is unnecessary. Throughout all Europe the right of passage
+over waste and uncultivated land, where there never were and never
+can be inclosures, appears to be universally conceded. What would
+his Grace of Leeds say, if he were told that the Bernese Alps were
+shut up, and the liberty of crossing them denied, because some Swiss
+seigneur had taken it into his head to establish a chamois preserve?
+The idea of preserving deer in the way now attempted is completely
+modern, and we hope will be immediately abandoned. It must not,
+for the sake of our country, be said, that in Scotland, not only
+the inclosures, but the wilds and the mountains are shut out from
+the foot of man; and that, where no highway exists, he is debarred
+from the privilege of the heather. Whatever may be the abstract
+legal rights of the aristocracy, we protest against the policy and
+propriety of a system which would leave Ben Cruachan to the eagles,
+and render Loch Ericht and Loch Aven as inaccessible as those mighty
+lakes which are said to exist in Central Africa, somewhere about the
+sources of the Niger.
+
+
+
+
+INDEX TO VOL. LX.
+
+
+ Abd-el-Kader, sketches of, 348.
+
+ Adelaide, Queen, anecdote of, 584.
+
+ Advice to an intending Serialist, 590.
+
+ Affghanistan, sketch of the recent history of, 540.
+
+ Agave Americana, the, 266.
+
+ Agriculture in Mexico, 266.
+
+ Aird, Thomas, a summer day by, 277.
+
+ Aire, siege of, 529.
+
+ Algeria, 534.
+
+ America, effects of the discovery of, 261.
+
+ Americans and Aborigines, the, a tale of the short war--Part
+ Last, 45.
+
+ Anhalt, Prince of, 529.
+
+ Annals and antiquities of London, 673.
+
+ Anti-corn-law league, the, 250.
+
+ Arabs, sketches of the, 341.
+
+ Army, the, 129
+ --present defects in, and their improvement, 131
+ --punishments, 133
+ --rewards, 136
+ --sale of commissions, 137
+ --education, 138
+ --dress, 142.
+
+ Arras, siege of, 527.
+
+ Ascherson, Herr, 101.
+
+
+ Badger, habits of the, 497.
+
+ Barrados, General, defeat of, 274.
+
+ Barrett, Miss, poems by, 488.
+
+ Bautzen, battle of, 579.
+
+ Ben Douda, an Arab chief, 341.
+
+ Bethune, capture of, 528.
+
+ Blanco, General, 2.
+
+ Blidah, town of, 339.
+
+ Bocca di Cattaro, the, 431.
+
+ Bona, town of, 344.
+
+ Boston, town of, 474.
+
+ Bouchain, siege of, 537.
+
+ Bright, Mr, on the game laws, 757.
+
+ British Association, remarks on the, 640.
+
+ Burnes, Sir Alexander, murder of, 553.
+
+ Bustamente, president of Mexico, 274.
+
+
+ Cabanero, General, 302.
+
+ Cabellos' life of Cabrera, 295.
+
+ Cabrera, sketch of the career of, 293.
+
+ Callao, fort of, 3.
+
+ Canada, sketches of, 464.
+
+ Carbunculo of Peru, the, 193.
+
+ Carlist war, sketches of the, 293.
+
+ Carnicer, Colonel, 293, 294.
+
+ Carnival in Peru, the, 9.
+
+ Castel Fuerte, viceroy of Peru, 7.
+
+ Cathedral of Mexico, the, 269.
+
+ Cattaro, town of, 431.
+
+ Cerro de Parco, silver mines of, 182.
+
+ Change on Change, 492.
+
+ Charles Russell, the gentleman commoner, Chap. I., 145
+ --Chap. II., 309.
+
+ Chili, war of, with Peru, 2.
+
+ Christina of Spain, notices of, 741.
+
+ Coco-tree of Peru, the, 189.
+
+ Columbus, from Schiller, 333.
+
+ Commissions, sale of, in the army, 137.
+
+ Condé, Prince of, 704.
+
+ Conde's Daughter, the, 496.
+
+ Condor, the, 3.
+
+ Cookery and Civilisation, 238.
+
+ Cordilleras of Peru, the, 181.
+
+ Corn-law repeal, on the, 249.
+
+ Cortes, armour of, 270
+ --conquest of Mexico by, 272.
+
+ Coursing, passion for, in Peru, 15.
+
+ Creoles of Peru, the, 8.
+
+ Criminal law, on the, 721.
+
+
+ Dance, the, from Schiller, 480.
+
+ Dead Rose, a, by E. B. Barrett, 491.
+
+ Death of Zumalacarregui, the, 56.
+
+ Dedomenicis, Signor, 103.
+
+ Dejazet the actress, 413.
+
+ Denmark, sketches of, 645.
+
+ Diseases of Peru, the, 179, 181.
+
+ Ditmarschers, the, 646.
+
+ Dost Mohammed, sketch of the life of, 540.
+
+ Douay, siege of, 525.
+
+ Drama, the romantic, 161.
+
+ Dramatic mysteries in Peru, 187.
+
+ Dress of the army, the, 143.
+
+ Dudevant, Madame, 423.
+
+ Dumas, Alexander, notices of, 417.
+
+
+ Earthquakes in Lima, 13.
+
+ Education of the soldier, on the, 138.
+
+ Elinor Travis, a tale, Chap. II., 83.
+ --Chapter the Last, 444.
+
+ England in the new world, 464.
+
+ English Hexameters, letters on,
+ --Letter I., 19
+ --Letter II., 327
+ --Letter III., 477.
+
+ English Poor laws, operation of the, 555.
+
+ Epic poem, on the, 163.
+
+ Espartero, General, 301.
+
+ Espinoza, Major, anecdote of, 303.
+
+ Esteller, death of, 303.
+
+ Eugene, Prince, 34, 698.
+
+
+ Fergusson's notes of a professional life, review of, 129.
+
+ Fishes of Peru, the, 18.
+
+ Flogging in the army, on, 133.
+
+ France, state of criminal procedure in, 721.
+
+ Free trade, on, 249.
+
+ Frieslanders, the, 651.
+
+ From Schiller, 333.
+
+
+ Game laws, on the, 754.
+
+ Gaming, prevalence of, in Mexico, 267.
+
+ Germany, state of criminal law in, 721.
+
+ Ghent, capture of, by Marlborough, 23.
+
+ Girardin, M., 420.
+
+ Gomez, General, 299.
+
+ Guano deposits in Peru, the, 17.
+
+ Gutzkow's Paris, review of, 411.
+
+
+ Hanging bridges of Peru, the, 182.
+
+ Hector in the garden, by Elizabeth B. Barrett, 493.
+
+ Heron, habits of the, 397.
+
+ Hexameters, English, letters on
+ --Letter I., 19.
+ --Letter II., 327.
+ --Letter III., 477.
+
+ Hidalgos, insurrection of, in Mexico, 272.
+
+ Highland wild sports, 389.
+
+ Historical romance, on the, 162.
+
+ Hochelaga, or England in the New World, review of, 464.
+
+ Holsche, Lieutenant, anecdotes of, 587, 588.
+
+ Holstein, sketches of, 645.
+
+ Honour to the Plough, 613.
+
+ Horses of Algeria, the, 345
+ --of Peru, 11.
+
+ How I became a Yeoman--Chap. I., 358
+ --Chap. II., 362
+ --Chap. III., 366
+ --Chap. IV., 371.
+ --Chap. V., 374.
+
+ How to build a house and live in it--No. II., 349.
+
+ Howden, Lord, death of Zumalacarregui by, 56.
+
+ Hydropathy, on, 376.
+
+
+ Ignazio, 102.
+
+ Imprisonment as a punishment, on, 722.
+
+ Indians of Peru, the, 183, 185.
+
+ Inns of Peru, the, 181.
+
+ Inquisition in Peru, the, 7.
+
+ Isabella of Spain, marriage of, 740.
+
+ Iturbide, rise and fall of, 273.
+
+
+ Jalapa, city of, 265.
+
+ Jamaica, Metcalfe's government of, 662.
+
+ Janin, Jules, 421.
+
+ Jesuits, expulsion of the, from Peru, 6.
+
+ Jews in Algiers, the, 344.
+
+ Juan Fernandez, island of, 3.
+
+ Juan Santos, insurrection of, 190.
+
+
+ Kabyles, the, 345.
+
+ Kennedy's Algeria, review of, 334.
+
+ Kingston, town of, 470.
+
+ Kleist, General, 579.
+
+ Kohl in Denmark and the Marshes, review of, 645.
+
+ Kulm, battle of, 581.
+
+
+ Lal, Mohan, Life of Dost Mahommed by, 539.
+
+ Last recollections of Napoleon, 110.
+
+ Late and present Ministry, the, 249.
+
+ Lays and legends of the Thames, 729.
+
+ Law, the, and its punishments, 721.
+
+ Letters and impressions from Paris, 411.
+
+ Letters on English Hexameters
+ --Letter I., 19.
+ --Letter II., 327.
+ --Letter III., 477.
+
+ Life at the water cure, review of, 376.
+
+ Lille, siege and citadel of, 22.
+
+ Lima, town of, 5.
+
+ Lodge, A., the Minstrel's Curse, by, 177.
+
+ London, annals and antiquities of, 673.
+
+ London Bridge, 730.
+
+ Louis XIV., character of, 517
+ --contrasted with William III., 522.
+
+ Louis Philippe and the Spanish marriages, 742.
+
+ Lowe, Sir Hudson, 122, 126.
+
+ Luigia de Medici, 614.
+
+ Lutzen, battle of, 578.
+
+
+ Maconochie, Captain, on punishment, 725.
+
+ Malplaquet, battle of, 33.
+
+ Man's requirements, by Elizabeth B. Barrett, 489.
+
+ Marey, General, 340.
+
+ Market of Lima, the, 12.
+
+ Marlborough's Dispatches, 1708, 1709, 22
+ --1710, 1711, 517
+ --1711, 1712, 690
+ --his death and character, 702.
+
+ Marshall's Military Miscellany, review of, 129.
+
+ Maude's Spinning, by E. B. Barrett, 490.
+
+ Medeah, town of, 340.
+
+ Mesmeric mountebanks, 223.
+
+ Metcalfe, Lord, government of Jamaica by, 662.
+
+ Mexico, its history and people, 261
+ --valley and city of, 269.
+
+ Mildred, a tale--Part I., chapter I., 709
+ --chapter II., 713
+ --chapter III., 718.
+
+ Military Education in Prussia, 573.
+
+ Mine, forest, and cordillera, the, 172.
+
+ Minstrel's Curse the, from Uhland, 177.
+
+ Mohan Lal in Affghanistan, 539.
+
+ Monasteries of Spain, state of, when suppressed, 295.
+
+ Mons, siege of, 31.
+
+ Montalban, siege of, 305.
+
+ Montenegro, visit to the Vladika of, 428.
+
+ Montesquieu, Marshal, 525.
+
+ Montholon's Napoleon, review of, 110.
+
+ Montpensier, Duke of, 751.
+
+ Montreal, town of, 470.
+
+ More Rogues in Outline--the sick antiquary, 101
+ --Signor Dedomenicis, 103
+ --Scaling a coin, 107.
+
+ Moreau, death of, 580.
+
+ Morella, capture of, by Cabrera, 301.
+
+ Morellos, insurrection of, 272.
+
+ Moriamur pro Rege Nostro--Chap. I., 194
+ --Chap. II., 201
+ --Chap. III., 210
+ --Chap. IV., 216
+ --Conclusion, 221.
+
+ Morning and other poems, review of, 62.
+
+ Mules of Peru, the, 12.
+
+ Museum of Mexico, the, 270.
+
+ My College Friends--No. IV., Charles Russell, the gentleman commoner
+ --Chap. I., 145
+ --Chap. II., 309.
+
+
+ Napoleon and Louis XIV., parallel between, 520
+ --last recollections of, 110.
+
+ Negro carnival in Peru, the, 17.
+
+ Negroes of Peru, the, 9.
+
+ Niagara, Falls of, 471.
+
+ Nogueras, General, 297.
+
+ North America, features of, 262.
+
+ New Scottish Plays and Poems, 62.
+
+ New Sentimental Journey, a--At Moulins, 481
+ --Clermont, 484
+ --on a stone, 606
+ --the Philosopher, 608
+ --a Shandrydan, 611.
+
+ Newspapers, on, 629.
+
+
+ Odysseus, from Schiller, 333.
+
+ Ogilvy's Highland Minstrelsy, review of, 62.
+
+ Old Ignazio, 102.
+
+ Opera in Paris, state of the, 415.
+
+ Operation of the English Poor-laws, 555.
+
+ Orizaba, mountain of, 265.
+
+
+ Palace of Mexico, the, 269.
+
+ Pardinas, General, defeat and death of, 303.
+
+ Paredes, General, 275.
+
+ Paris, letters and impressions from, 411.
+
+ Peel, Sir Robert, policy of, 249
+ --his financial system, 252.
+
+ Pellicer, Colonel, cruelties of, 306.
+
+ Perote, town of, 265.
+
+ Peru, 1
+ --the mine, forest, and cordillera, 179.
+
+ Poaching in the Highlands, 403.
+
+ Poems by Elizabeth Barrett Barrett
+ --a woman's shortcomings, 488
+ --a man's requirements, 489
+ --Maude's spinning, 490
+ --a dead rose, 491
+ --change on change, 492
+ --a reed, ib.
+ --Hector in the garden, 493.
+
+ Poetry--The minstrel's curse, 177
+ --a summer day, by Thomas Aird, 277
+ --Columbus, &c., from Schiller, 333
+ --the Dance, from Schiller, 480
+ --poems by Miss Barrett, 488
+ --honour to the plough, 613
+ --London Bridge, 730
+ --Song for the million, 733
+ --Thames Tunnel, 736
+ --St Magnus', Kirkwall, 753.
+
+ Poor-Law, operation of the, 555.
+
+ Prussian military memoirs, 572.
+
+ Puebla, city of, 268.
+
+ Pulque, manufacture of, 266.
+
+ Puna of Peru, the, 186.
+
+ Punishment, state of, under the English law, 722
+ --objects of, 724.
+
+ Punishments in the army, 134
+ --of the law, 721.
+
+
+ Quebec, city of, 465.
+
+ Quesnoy, capture of, 694.
+
+ Quinté, bay of, 470.
+
+
+ Rachel the actress, 413.
+
+ Rahden's wanderings of a soldier, review of, 572.
+
+ Raven, anecdotes of the, 402.
+
+ Recent royal marriages, on 740.
+
+ Red deer, habits of the, 408.
+
+ Reed, a, by Elizabeth Barrett Barrett, 492.
+
+ Reichenbach, count, anecdote of, 577, 584.
+
+ Requiera, Padre, 15.
+
+ Rewards for the army, on, 136.
+
+ Roads of Peru, the, 80.
+
+ Robbers of Mexico, the, 267
+ --of Peru, 14.
+
+ Romantic drama, the, 161.
+
+ Russell minstry, the, 257.
+
+
+ St John's wild sports of the Highlands, review of, 389.
+
+ St John's, town of, 464.
+
+ St Juan D'Ulloa, fort of, 265.
+
+ St Magnus', Kirkwall, 753.
+
+ St Marie's Algeria, review of, 334.
+
+ St Venant, capture of, 529.
+
+ Salcedo silver mine, the, 184.
+
+ San Jose silver mine, 185.
+
+ Sand, George, 423.
+
+ Santa Anna, rise of, 273.
+
+ Santa Cruz, protector of Peru, 2.
+
+ Santos, Juan, 190.
+
+ Scaling a coin, 107.
+
+ Schiller, translations from, 333, 480.
+
+ Scorpion eaters among the Arabs, 342.
+
+ Scottish plays and poems, 62.
+
+ Seal, habits of the, 401.
+
+ Segura, destruction of the town of, 304.
+
+ Serialist, advice to an intending, 590.
+
+ Shark, combat with a, 3.
+
+ Short enlistments, advantages of, 132.
+
+ Shujah, Shah, sketches of, 541.
+
+ Sick antiquary, the, 101.
+
+ Signor Dedomenicis, 103.
+
+ Silver mines of Mexico, the, 271
+ --of Peru, 182.
+
+ Smith, Hannibal, letter to, 590.
+
+ Smith's antiquarian ramble in the streets of London, review of, 673.
+
+ Solitary confinement, on, 725.
+
+ Song for the million, 733.
+
+ South America, features of, 262.
+
+ Soyer's cookery, review of, 238.
+
+ Spanish marriage, on the, 631-740.
+
+ Steffens, Professor, anecdote of, 577.
+
+ Storms of Peru, the, 182.
+
+ Summer day, a, by Thomas Aird, 277.
+
+ Superstitions of Mexico, the, 275.
+
+ Surville, defence of Tournay by, 29.
+
+ Swan, wild, habits of the, 398.
+
+
+ Thames, Lays and Legends of the, 729
+ --tunnel, 735.
+
+ Things in general, 625.
+
+ Tournay, siege of, 28.
+
+ Tower of London, the, 732.
+
+ Tschudi's Peru, review of, 1, 179.
+
+ Tupac Amaru, 191.
+
+ Turenne, Marshal, 704.
+
+
+ Uhland, the minstrel's curse by, 177.
+
+ United States, sketches of the, 471.
+
+ Utrecht, peace of, 693.
+
+
+ Valparaiso, town of, 3.
+
+ Vampire bat of Peru, the, 192.
+
+ Vandamme, General, 581.
+
+ Vera Cruz, town of, 263.
+
+ Vigo, General, death of, 304.
+
+ Villars, Marshal, 33, 526.
+
+ Visit to the Vladika of Montenegro, a, 428.
+
+ Von Rahden's wanderings of a soldier, review of, 575.
+
+
+ Water cure, the, 376.
+
+ Waterloo, Napoleon on, 123.
+
+ Welford's evidence on the game laws, 757.
+
+ West Indies, recent history of the, 662.
+
+ White's Earl of Gowrie, &c., review of, 62.
+
+ Wild Sports and Natural History of the Highlands, 389.
+
+ Wild swan, habits of the, 398.
+
+ William III., parallel between, and Louis XIV., 522.
+
+ Woman's shortcomings, by E. B. Barrett, 488.
+
+ Woods of Peru, the, 192.
+
+
+ Yanez, colonel, death of, 268.
+
+ Yca, province of, 17.
+
+ Yussuf, an Arab leader, 347
+
+
+ Zettinié, city of, 439
+
+ Zumalacarregui, death of, 56.
+
+_Edinburgh: Printed by Ballantyne and Hughes, Paul's Work, Canongate._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Transcriber's note:
+
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+Irregularities and inconsistencies in the text have been retained as
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+
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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 44378 ***</div>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+
+
+<h1>BLACKWOOD'S
+EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.</h1>
+
+<p class="center">No. CCCLXXIV.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="bb bt">DECEMBER, 1846.</span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;VOL. LX.</p>
+
+
+<h2><br />
+CONTENTS.</h2>
+
+
+
+<div class="center">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" summary="contents">
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Kohl in Denmark and in the Marshes</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_645">645</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Lord Metcalfe's Government of Jamaica</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_662">662</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Annals and Antiquities of London</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_673">673</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Marlborough's Dispatches.</span> 1711-1712,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_690">690</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Mildred. A Tale. Part I.</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_709">709</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">The Law and its Punishments</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_721">721</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Legends of the Thames</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_729">729</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Recent Royal Marriages</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_740">740</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">St Magnus', Kirkwall</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_753">753</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">The Game Laws</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_754">754</a></td></tr>
+</table></div>
+
+<p class="center">&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+<p class="center space-above">
+<big>EDINBURGH:</big><br />
+WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS, 45, GEORGE STREET;<br />
+AND 37, PATERNOSTER ROW, LONDON.<br />
+<i>To whom all Communications (post paid) must be addressed.</i><br />
+<small>SOLD BY ALL THE BOOKSELLERS IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.</small><br />
+&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<small>PRINTED BY BALLANTYNE AND HUGHES, EDINBURGH.</small><br />
+</p>
+
+<hr class="tb" />
+
+
+
+<p class="center">
+<i>In the Press, a Seventh Edition of</i><br />
+
+<span class="b12"><br />THE HISTORY OF EUROPE,</span><br />
+<br /><small>FROM THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE FRENCH REVOLUTION TO THE BATTLE OF WATERLOO.</small><br />
+<br />
+BY ARCHIBALD ALISON, F. R. S.<br />
+
+&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+
+
+&#8258; This Edition will be handsomely printed in Crown Octavo; the First<br />
+Volume to be Published on the 24th of December, and the remaining Volumes<br />
+Monthly.<br />
+<br />
+PRICE SIX SHILLINGS EACH.<br />
+</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_645" id="Page_645">&nbsp;</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>BLACKWOOD'S
+EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.</h2>
+
+<p class="center">No. CCCLXXIV.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="bb bt">DECEMBER, 1846.</span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;VOL. LX.</p>
+
+
+
+<h2><br />KOHL IN DENMARK AND IN THE MARSHES.</h2>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p><i>Die Marschen und Inseln der Herzogthümer Schleswig und Holstein. Reisen in
+Dänemark und den Herzogthümer Schleswig und Holstein.</i></p></blockquote>
+
+
+<p>Mr. Kohl, the most prolific of modern
+German writers, the most indefatigable
+of travellers, is already well
+known to the English public by his
+"Sketches of the English," "Travels
+in Ireland," and many other publications
+too numerous to remember. He
+is a gentleman of marvellous facility
+in travelling over foreign ground&mdash;of
+extraordinary capabilities in the manufacturing
+of books. Within five
+years he has given to the world, hostages
+for fame, some thirty or forty
+volumes; and explored, socially, politically,
+scientifically, and æsthetically,
+North and South Russia, Poland,
+Moravia, Hungary, Bavaria, Great
+Britain, France, Denmark, and we
+know not how many other countries
+besides. It is as difficult to stop
+his pen as his feet. He is always
+trotting, and writing whilst he trots,
+and evidently without the smallest
+fatigue from either occupation. He
+plays on earth the part assigned to
+the lark above it by the poet: he,</p>
+
+<p>
+"Singing, still doth soar; and soaring, ever singeth."<br />
+</p>
+
+<p>He has already announced a scheme
+that has occurred to him for a commercial
+map, which shall contain, in
+various colours, the productions and
+raw materials of every country in the
+world, with lines appended, marking
+the course they take to their several
+ports of embarkation. We shrewdly
+suspect that this gigantic scheme has
+grown out of another, more personal
+and profitable, and already put in
+practice. We could almost swear that
+Mr Kohl had drawn up a literary map
+on the very same principle, with dots
+for the countries and districts to be
+visited and worked up, and lines to
+mark the course for the conveyance
+of that very raw material, which he
+is eternally digging up on the way,
+in the shape of disquisitions about
+nothing, and moral reflections on every
+thing. Denmark occupies him to-day.
+We will wager that he is already intent
+upon working out an article or
+book from neighbouring Norway or
+adjacent Sweden.</p>
+
+<p>It was remarked the other day by a
+writer, that one great literary fault of
+the present day is a desire to be "so
+priggishly curt and epigrammatic,"
+that almost every lucubration comes
+from the furnace with a coating of
+"small impertinence," perfectly intolerable
+to the sober reader. If any
+writer is anxious to correct this fault,
+let him take our advice gratis, and
+sit down at once to a course of Kohl.
+So admirable a spinner of long yarns
+from the smallest threads, never flourished.
+We have most honestly and
+perseveringly waded through his eleven
+or twelve hundred pages of close print,
+and we unhesitatingly confess that we<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_646" id="Page_646">[646]</a></span>
+have never before perused so much, of
+which we have retained so little. Does
+not every man, woman, and child, in
+these days of cheap fares and everlasting
+steamers, know by heart all
+that can be said or sung about "tones
+from the sea?" Are they not to be
+summoned, at any given moment,
+under any given circumstances, by
+your fire at twilight, on your pillow
+at midnight? Mr Kohl proses
+about these eternal "<i>tones</i>," till salt
+water becomes odious&mdash;about
+storms, till they calm you to sleep&mdash;about
+calms, till they drive you to
+fury&mdash;about winds and waves, till
+your head aches with their motion.
+We will not pretend to tell you,
+reader, all the differences that exist
+between high marsh-land and low
+marsh-land, broad dikes and narrow
+dikes, or to describe the downs and
+embankments which we have seen, go
+whithersoever we may, ever since we
+have risen from the perusal of Mr
+Kohl's book. We will not, because
+Mr Kohl has dealt hardly by us, have
+our revenge upon you. Nay, we could
+not, if we would. The picture is
+jumbled in our critical head, as it lies
+confused in the author's work, which
+is as disjointed a labour as ever
+puzzled science seeking in chaos for a
+system. Backwards and forwards he
+goes&mdash;now up to his head in the
+marshes, now lighting upon an island,
+disdaining geography, giving the go-by
+to history, dragging us recklessly
+through digressions, repudiating any
+thing like order, and utterly oblivious
+of that beautiful scheme so dear to his
+heart, by which we are to trace the
+natural course of every thing under
+the sun but the narrative of Mr Kohl's
+very tedious adventures.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Kohl knows very well what is
+the duty of a faithful delineator of
+foreign countries and manners. He
+acknowledges in his preface, that his
+work is rather a make-up of simple
+remarks than a comprehensive description
+of the countries named in
+the titlepage. This confession is not&mdash;as
+is often the case&mdash;a modest appreciation
+of great merits, but a true
+estimate of small achievements. It
+is the simple fact. As for the consolatory
+reflections of the author, that
+he has at all events proved that he
+knows more of the lands he describes
+than his countrymen who stay at
+home, it is of so lowly a character
+that we are by no means disposed to
+discuss it. When he adds, however,
+that he has already earned a kind
+reception from the world, and trusts
+to be reckoned amongst the men who
+have been useful, we may be permitted
+to hint, that neither a kind
+reception nor the quality of usefulness
+will long be vouchsafed to the
+individual who leads confiding but
+unfortunate readers a Will-o'-the-Wisp
+chase over bogs and moors that
+have no end, and compels them to
+swallow, diluted in bottles three, the
+draught which might easily have
+found its way into an ordinary phial.</p>
+
+<p>That there are gems in the volumes
+cannot be denied: that they are not
+of the first water, is equally beyond a
+doubt. Scattered over a prodigious
+surface, they have not been gained
+without some difficulty. Those who
+are not able or disposed to turn to the
+original, will be glad to learn from us
+something of the sturdy Frieslanders
+and Ditmarschers. They who have
+energy and patience enough to overcome
+the prolixity of the author, will
+at least give us credit for some perseverance,
+and appreciate the difficulties
+of our task.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Kohl commences his work with
+a description of the <i>Islands</i>. We will
+follow the order of the titlepage, and
+begin with the "Marshes" and their
+brave and hardy inhabitants. The
+author informs us, with pardonable
+exultation, that, upon asking a German
+of ordinary education whether
+he knew who the Ditmarschers are,
+he was most satisfactorily answered,
+"<i>Ja wohl!</i> are they not the famous
+peasants of Denmark who would not
+surrender to the king?" We question
+whether many Englishmen, of
+even an extraordinary education,
+would have answered at once so glibly
+or correctly. To enable them to meet
+the question of any future Kohl with
+promptness and success, we will introduce
+them at once to this singular
+race, and give a rapid sketch of their
+country and political existence.</p>
+
+<p>The territory inhabited by the Ditmarschers
+is a small district of flat
+country, stretching along the Elbe
+and the Eyder, and is about a hundred
+miles in length. Its maritime<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_647" id="Page_647">[647]</a></span>
+frontier was originally defended by
+lofty mounds, which opposed the encroachments
+of the sea; whilst inland
+it found protection in an almost impenetrable
+barrier of thick wood,
+bogs, lakes, and morass. This barrier
+constitutes the marshes so minutely
+described by our author. The
+Ditmarschers are a people of Friesic
+origin; the name, according to Mr
+Kohl, being derived from <i>Marsch</i>,
+<i>Meeresland</i>, sea-land, and <i>Dith</i>, <i>Thit</i>,
+or <i>Teut</i>, <i>Deutsch</i>, German. In the
+time of Charlemagne, or his immediate
+successors, the district was included
+in the department of the Mouth
+of the Elbe, and was known as the
+Countship of Stade. It was bestowed
+by the Emperor Henry IV., in 1602,
+upon the archbishops of Bremen, to
+be held by them in fief. The Ditmarschers,
+however, were but slippery
+subjects; and, maintaining an actual
+independence within their embankments,
+cared little who governed them,
+provided sufficient advantages were
+offered by the prince or prelate who
+demanded their allegiance. In 1186,
+we find them claiming the protection
+of Bishop Valdemar of Sleswig,
+the uncle and guardian of Prince
+Valdemar, afterwards known as
+Valdemar the conqueror; for, "being
+grievously worried by the oppressions
+of the bailiffs of their spiritual Lord,"
+they declared a perfect indifference as
+to "whether they paid tribute to
+Saint Peter of Bremen, or Saint Peter
+of Sleswig." They passed from the
+rule of Bishop Valdemar, who was
+subsequently excommunicated, to that
+respectively of the Duke of Holstein,
+the Bishop of Bremen, and Valdemar
+II., King of Denmark. When the
+last-named monarch gave battle to
+his revolted subjects at Bornhöved
+in Holstein, in the year 1227, the
+Ditmarschers suddenly united their
+bands with those of the enemy, and
+decided the fate of the day against
+the king. They then returned to the
+rule of the bishops of Bremen, stipulating
+for many rights and privileges,
+which they enjoyed unmolested during
+300 years; that is to say, up to the
+year 1559, whilst they yielded little
+more than a nominal obedience to
+their spiritual lords, and evinced no
+great alacrity in assisting them in
+times of need.</p>
+
+<p>During their long period of practical
+independence and freedom, the
+Ditmarschers governed themselves
+like stanch republicans. Their grand
+assembly was the <i>Meende</i>, to which all
+citizens were eligible above the age of
+eighteen. It met in extraordinary
+cases at Meldorf, the capital: but
+commonly seventy or eighty <i>Radgewere</i>,
+or councillors, decided upon all
+questions of national policy propounded
+to them by the <i>Schlüter</i>, or
+overseers of the various parishes into
+which the district was divided, who
+generally managed the affairs of their
+own little municipality independently
+of their neighbours. This simple institution
+underwent some modifications
+about the middle of the fifteenth
+century, when, in consequence of
+internal dissensions, eight-and-forty
+men were chosen as supreme judges
+for life. These "<i>achtundveertig</i>" had,
+however, but little real power. They
+met weekly; but on great emergencies
+they summoned a general assembly,
+amounting to about 1500 persons,
+and consisting of the various councillors
+and <i>schlüter</i>. This assembly held
+forth in the market-place of the
+capital. The masses closely watched
+the proceedings, and when it was
+deemed necessary, called upon one
+of their own number to address the
+meeting on behalf of the rest.</p>
+
+<p>The peace enjoyed by the Ditmarschers
+from without, contrasted
+strongly with the tumults that were
+often experienced within. The annals
+of these people inform us, that
+whole families and races were from
+time to time swept away by the hand
+of the foe, and by the violence of party
+spirit. The Ditmarschers celebrate
+several days as anniversaries of victories.
+One, the <i>Hare</i> day, dates as
+far back as 1288, when a party of
+Holsteiners made an incursion into
+the marshes, but were speedily opposed
+by the natives. For a time the
+two hostile bands watched each other,
+neither willing to attack, when a hare
+suddenly started up between them.
+Some of the Ditmarschers, pursuing
+the frightened animal, exclaimed <i>Löp,
+löp!</i>&mdash;"Run, run!" The foremost
+Holsteiners, seeing the enemy approaching
+at full speed, were thrown
+into confusion; whilst those behind
+them, hearing the cry of "run, run!"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_648" id="Page_648">[648]</a></span>
+took to their heels, and a general rout
+ensued. The day of "melting lead"
+is another joyful anniversary. Gerard
+VII. of Holstein, endeavouring in
+1390<a name="FNanchor_1_1" id="FNanchor_1_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> to subjugate the country of the
+Ditmarschen, drove the people at the
+crisis of an assault to such extremities,
+that they were obliged to take refuge
+in a church, which they obstinately
+defended against the Duke's troops,
+until Gerard, infuriated, ordered the
+leaden roof of the building to be
+heated. The melted lead trickled
+down on the heads of the Ditmarschers,
+who, finding themselves reduced
+to a choice of deaths, desperately
+fought their way out, engaged the
+Holsteiners, whom they overcame,
+and who, ignorant of the country,
+were either lost in the intricacies of
+the marshes or drowned in the dikes.
+The forces of a count, a duke, and a
+king, were in turns routed by the
+brave Ditmarschers, who have not
+yet forgotten the glory of their ancient
+peasantry. In 1559, however, they
+ceased to gain victories for celebration.
+In that year Denmark and the
+Duchies united to subdue the small
+but very valiant nation. They marshalled
+an army of twenty-five
+thousand picked men, whilst the
+Ditmarschers could with difficulty
+collect seven thousand. John Rantzan
+commanded the allied army.
+He captured Meldorf, set fire to
+the town, pursued the inhabitants
+in all directions and destroyed the
+greater number whilst they were nobly
+fighting for their liberties. Utterly
+beaten, the Ditmarschers submitted to
+their conquerors. Three of the clergy
+proceeded to the enemy, bearing a
+letter addressed to the princes as
+"The Lords of Ditmarschen," and
+offering to surrender their arms and
+ammunitions, together with all the
+trophies they had ever won. A general
+capitulation followed: not wholly
+to the disadvantage of the people,
+since it was stipulated that none but
+a native of the country should hold
+immediate authority over it. At first
+the land was divided amongst the
+sovereigns of Denmark, Holstein, and
+Sleswig; but in 1773 it was finally
+ceded in full to the Danish monarch,
+together with part of Holstein, by the
+Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, (afterwards
+Grand-Duke of Russia,) in
+exchange for Oldenburg and Delmenhorst.
+The Ditmarschers, at the present
+hour enjoy many of their former
+privileges: they acknowledge no distinctions
+of rank; they have their
+forty-eight Supreme Judges (the ancient
+<i>schlüter</i>) under the name of
+<i>Vögte</i> or overseers, and may, in fact,
+be regarded as one of the best samples
+of republicanism now existing in
+the world.</p>
+
+<p>Thus much for their history. Of
+their far-farmed dikes and sluices, of
+the marsh-lands and downs which
+their embankments inclosed, much
+more may be said, for Mr Kohl devotes
+half his work to their consideration.
+We will not fatigue the indulgent
+reader by engaging him for a
+survey. The land is distinguished by
+the inhabitants by the terms <i>grest</i> and
+<i>marsch</i>; the former being the hilly
+district, the latter the deposits from
+the sea:&mdash;the one is woody in parts,
+having heath and sand, springs and
+brooks: the other is flat, treeless,
+heathless, with no sand or spring, but
+one rich series of meadows, intersected
+in every direction by canals and dikes.
+Far as the eye can reach, it rests upon
+broad and fertile meads covered with
+grazing cattle; whilst from the teeming
+plain stand forth farm-houses innumerable,
+raised upon <i>wurten</i>, or
+little hillocks, some ten or twelve feet
+above the level of the land, for security
+against constantly recurring inundation.
+All external appliances
+needful for the establishment are
+elevated upon these heights, whose
+sides are, for the most part, covered
+with vegetable gardens, and here and
+there with flowers and shrubs. The
+houses have but one story; they are
+long, and built of brick. For protection
+against the unsteady soil, they are
+often supported by large iron posts
+projecting from the sides, and looking
+like huge anchors. There are few
+villages or hamlets in the marshes.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_649" id="Page_649">[649]</a></span>
+The inhabitants are not gregarious,
+but prefer the independence of a perfectly
+insulated abode. The "threshold
+right" is still so strictly maintained
+amongst them, that no officer
+of police dare enter, unpermitted, the
+house of a Ditmarscher, or arrest
+him within his own doors.</p>
+
+<p>The roads in the marshes, as may
+be supposed, are, at times, almost
+impassable; riding is therefore more
+frequent than driving or walking,
+although many of the more active
+marshers accelerate their passage
+across the fens by leaping-poles,
+which they employ with wonderful
+dexterity. The women ride always
+behind the men, on a seat fastened to
+the crupper. As the dikes lie higher
+than the meadows, they prove the
+driest road for carriages and passengers;
+but they are not always open to
+the traveller, lest too constant a
+traffic should injure the foundations.
+The carriages chiefly used are a species
+of land canoe. They are called <i>Körwagen</i>,
+and are long, narrow, and
+awkward. On either side of the
+vehicle, chairs or seats swing loosely.
+No one chair is large enough for the
+two who occupy it, and who sit with
+their knees closely pressed against the
+seat which is before them.</p>
+
+<p>The process of gradually reclaiming
+new land from the waves is somewhat
+curious. As soon as a sufficient
+amount of deposit has been thrown
+up from the sea, outguards, or breakwaters,
+called <i>höfter</i> are immediately
+erected. Within the breakwater there
+remains a pool of still water, which
+by degrees fills up with a rich slime
+or mud called <i>slick</i>. As soon as the
+slick has attained an elevation sufficient
+to be above the regular level of the
+high waves, plants styled "<i>Queller</i>"
+appear, and are soon succeeded by
+others termed <i>Drücknieder</i>, from the
+tendency of their interlaced roots and
+tendrils to keep down the soft mud.
+In the course of years, the soil rises,
+and a meadow takes the place of
+the former stagnant pool. As these
+new lands are extremely productive,
+often yielding three hundred-fold on
+the first crop of rape-seed, sixty to
+eighty fold on barley, and from thirty
+to forty on wheat, their possession is
+ever a subject of great dispute. Formerly
+the diking and embankments
+were undertaken by companies; but at
+present they are in the hands of the
+Danish government, which makes all
+necessary outlay in the beginning, and
+appropriates whatever surplus may remain
+upon the original cost to future
+repairs and to the aid of the general
+poor fund. Some slight idea may be
+formed of the enormous expense incurred
+in the construction and maintenance
+of these dikes, when we state
+that the <i>Dagebieller</i> dike alone cost
+ten thousand dollars for one recent
+repair. Ninety thousand dollars
+were one summer spent in
+building embankments around reclaimed
+land, now valued at one hundred
+and fifty thousand dollars, thus
+showing a clear gain of sixty thousand
+dollars by the undertaking. The embankments
+are generally from fifteen
+to twenty feet high. When the nature
+of the soil upon which they are raised
+is considered, together with the scarcity
+of wood on these low lands, it
+will not be difficult to understand
+that constant labour is needed to
+prevent the land from being undermined
+by the sea, and that it is
+only by unremitting industry, and constant
+attention to the condition of the
+breakwaters and dikes, that the enemy
+can at all be kept at bay.</p>
+
+<p>The dangers that are to be encountered,
+and the laborious efforts that
+must be made for subsistence at home,
+train the Frieslander of the marshes
+and islands for the perils of the deep,
+which we find him encountering with
+a brave and dogged resolution. The
+islanders, especially, are constantly
+engaged in the whale and other fisheries.
+In the islands visited by Mr
+Kohl, the greater number of the men
+were far away on the seas, and their
+wives and daughters conducting the
+business of their several callings;
+some tending cattle, some spinning,
+others manufacturing gloves. Seals
+abound upon the coast, and are caught
+by sundry ingenious devices. A fisher
+disguises himself in a seal-skin, and
+travels up to a troop of these sea
+monsters, imitating, as far as he is
+able, their singular movements and
+contortions. When, fairly amongst
+them, he lifts the gun which has been
+concealed beneath his body, and shoots
+amongst the herd. If discovered
+asleep a seal is sure to be caught, for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_650" id="Page_650">[650]</a></span>
+his slumbers are sound. Conscious
+of his weakness, <i>Phoca</i> stations a
+patrol at some little distance from his
+couch, and an alarm is given as soon
+as any man appears. At certain
+seasons of the year vast flocks of
+ducks light upon the islands, and are
+caught chiefly by the aid of tame
+decoy-birds, who mislead the others
+into extensive nets spread for the
+visitors. One duck-decoyer will catch
+twenty thousand birds in the course
+of a summer; the soft down obtained
+from the breast of one species is the
+<i>eider down</i>. The season begins in
+September and lasts till Christmas.
+Hamburg beef is due to the localities
+we speak of. One of the large
+meadow districts already mentioned,
+is said to fatten eight thousand head
+of oxen yearly, who, at their death,
+bequeath to the world the far-famed
+dainty.</p>
+
+<p>The islands visited by our author
+are those lying in that part of the
+North Sea which the Danes call <i>Vesterhafet</i>,
+or the western harbour, and
+which extends close to the shores
+from the mouth of the Elbe to Jutland.
+Of these the most noted are
+Syltoe, F&oelig;hr, Amrum, Rom&oelig;, and
+Pelvorn. Around them lie many excellent
+oyster-beds&mdash;royal property,
+and yielding an annual income of
+twenty thousand dollars. The people
+inhabiting these islands are said to
+be of Friesic origin: they certainly
+were colonists from Holland, and they
+still exhibit many peculiarities of the
+ancient Friesic stock. They are clean,
+neat, simple, honest, and moral. Few
+establishments for the punishment of
+culprits are to be found either in the
+islands or on the marshes. As late
+as the fifteenth and sixteenth century,
+in cases of homicide the accused was
+doomed to walk over twelve burning
+ploughshares. Great crimes seem
+unknown to-day; and the practice of
+leaving house-doors unbarred and unlocked
+upon the wide and desolate
+marshes, testifies not a little to the
+general honesty of the people.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Kohl talks a whole boxfull of
+balaam about the identity of the islanders
+and the English. In the first
+place, he insists that <i>Hengist</i> and <i>Horsa</i>
+were gentlemen of Friesic extraction;
+and secondly, he compares them
+to a spirituous liquor: thirdly, he argues
+on the topic like a musty German
+bookworm, who has travelled no
+further than round his own room, and
+seen no more humanity than the grubby
+specimen his looking-glass once a-week,
+at shaving time, presents to him.
+What authority has Mr Kohl for this
+Friesic origin of Hengist and Horsa?
+Is there a port along the Elbe and the
+Weser, or on the coasts of Jutland
+and Holstein, which does not claim
+the honour of having sent the brothers
+out? Is not the question as difficult to
+decide, the fact as impossible to arrive
+at, as Homer's birthplace? But supposing
+the hypothesis of Mr Kohl to
+be true, he surely cannot be serious
+when he asserts, that the handful of
+men who landed with the brothers in
+Britain, have transmitted their Friesic
+characteristics through every succeeding
+age, and that these are discernible
+now in all their pristine vigour and
+integrity. Can he mean what he
+says? Is he not joking when he puts
+forward the "rum" argument? A
+little of that liquor, he says, flavours
+a bowl of punch. Why shouldn't a
+little Friesic season the entire English
+nation with the masculine force of the
+old Teutonic Frieslanders? Why should
+it? If Hengist and Horsa supplied the
+rum, who, we are justified in asking,
+came down with the sugar and lemon?
+If the beverage be milk-punch, who
+was the dairyman? These are questions
+quite as apt as Mr Kohl's, not a
+whit more curious than his illustrations.
+The points of identity between
+the Frieslander and the Englishman
+are marvellous, if you can but see
+them. The inhabitants of the marshes
+and islands are grave, reserved, and
+thoughtful; so are the English; so,
+for that matter, are the Upper Lusatians,
+if we are to believe Ernst Willkomm;
+so are a good many other
+people. The marshers have an eye to
+their own interests; so have the English.
+This is a feature quite peculiar
+to the marshers and the English. It
+may be called the <i>right</i> eye, every
+other nation possessing only the left.
+Of course, Mr Kohl is perfectly blind
+to his interests, in publishing the present
+work: yet he is Friesic too! From
+the Frieslanders we have inherited our
+"English spleen." How many years
+have we been attributing it to the much
+maligned climate? We are starched<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_651" id="Page_651">[651]</a></span>
+and stiff; so are the islanders. The
+marshers dress a May king and queen
+at a spring festival. We know something
+about a May queen at the same
+blessed season. If these were the
+only instances of kindred resemblance,
+our readers might fail to be convinced,
+after all, of the truth of the Friesic
+theory. These doubts, if any linger,
+shall be removed at once. One morning
+a Frieslander carefully opened
+Mr Kohl's door, and said, "<i>I am
+afraid</i> there is a house on fire." Kohl
+rushed forth and found the building in
+flames; which incident immediately
+reminded him&mdash;he being a German
+and a philosopher&mdash;of the excessive
+caution of the Englishman, which,
+under the most alarming circumstances,
+forbids his saying any thing
+stronger than "I believe," "I am
+afraid," "I dare say." Verily we
+"believe," we are "afraid," we "dare
+say," that Mr. Kohl is a most incorrigible
+twaddler. One more peculiarity
+remains to be told. They keep gigs
+in the marshes. There are "gentlemen"
+there as well as in England.
+Are there none elsewhere?</p>
+
+<p>The customs of the Ditmarschers
+could not fail to be interesting. That
+of the <i>Fenstern</i> or <i>Windowing</i> is romantic,
+and perilous to boot. At
+dead of night, when all good people
+are asleep, young gallants cross the
+marshes and downs for miles to visit
+the girls of their acquaintance, or it
+may be <i>the</i> girl of fairest form and
+most attractions. Arrived at the
+house, they scale the walls, enter a
+window, and drop into the chamber
+of the lady, who lies muffled up to the
+chin on a bed of down, having taken
+care to leave a burning lamp on the
+table, and fire in the stove, that her
+nocturnal callers may have both light
+and warmth. Upon the entrance of
+her visitor, she politely asks him to be
+seated&mdash;his chair being placed at the
+distance of a few feet from the bed.
+They converse, and the conversation
+being brought to an end, the gallant
+takes his departure either by the door
+or window. Some opposition has been
+shown of late to this custom by a few
+over-scrupulous parents; but the
+fathers who are bold enough to put
+bolts on their doors or windows, are
+certain of meeting with reprisals from
+the gallants of the district. The <i>Fenstern</i>
+is subject to certain laws and regulations,
+by which those who practise
+it are bound to abide. Another
+curious custom, and derived like the
+former from the heathen, was the
+dance performed at the churching of
+women up to the close of the last
+century&mdash;the woman herself wearing a
+green and a red stocking, and hopping
+upon one leg to church. The Friesic
+women are small and delicately formed:
+their skin, beautifully soft and
+white, is protected most carefully
+against the rough atmosphere by a
+mantle, which so completely covers
+the face, that both in winter and summer
+little can be seen beyond the eyes
+of the women encountered in the open
+streets. The generally sombre hue of
+the garments renders this muffling the
+more remarkable; for it is customary
+for the relatives of those who are at
+sea to wear mourning until the
+return of the adventurers. Skirt,
+boddice, apron, and kerchief, all are
+dark; and the cloth which so
+jealously screens the head and face
+from the sun and storm, is of the
+same melancholy hue.</p>
+
+<p>The churchyards testify to the fact,
+that a comparatively small number
+of those who, year after year, proceed
+on their perilous expeditions, return
+to die at home. The monuments
+almost exclusively record the names
+of women&mdash;a blank being left for that
+of the absent husband, father, or
+brother, whose remains are possibly
+mouldering in another hemisphere.
+Every device and symbol sculptured
+in the churchyard has reference to the
+maritime life, with which they are all
+so familiar. A ship at anchor, dismasted,
+with broken tackle, is a
+favourite image, whilst the inscription
+quaintly corresponds with the sculptured
+metaphor. It is usual for the
+people to erect their monuments during
+life, and to have the full inscriptions
+written, leaving room only for the
+<i>date</i> of the decease. In the island of
+F&oelig;hr and elsewhere, the custom still
+prevails of hiring women to make
+loud lamentations over the body, as
+it is carried homewards and deposited
+in the earth. The churches are plain
+to rudeness, and disfigured with the
+most barbarous wood carvings of our
+Saviour, of saints, and popes. These
+rough buildings are, for the most part,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_652" id="Page_652">[652]</a></span>
+of great antiquity, and traditions tell
+of their having been brought from
+England. There can be no doubt
+that British missionaries were here
+in former days. At the time of the
+Reformation, the islanders refused to
+change their faith; but once converted
+to Lutheranism, they have remained
+stanch Protestants ever since, and
+maintain a becoming veneration for
+their pastors. The clergy are natives
+of the islands, and therefore well
+acquainted with the Friesic dialect,
+in which they preach. Their pay is
+necessarily small, and is mostly raised
+by the voluntary contributions of the
+parishioners. As may be supposed,
+the clergy have much influence over
+the people, especially on the smaller
+islands, where the inhabitants have
+but little intercourse with strangers.
+Temperance societies have been established
+by the pastors. Brandy, tea,
+and coffee, came into general use
+throughout the islands about a century
+ago, and ardent drinking was in
+vogue until the interference of the
+clergy. The Ditmarschers especially,
+who are allowed to distil without
+paying excise duties, carried the vice
+of drunkenness to excess; but they
+are much improved.</p>
+
+<p>The greatest diversity of languages,
+or rather of dialects, exists in the
+islands, arising probably from the
+fact of Friesic not being a written
+language. The dialect of the furthest
+west approaches nearer to English
+than any other. The people of <i>Amrum</i>
+are proud of the similarity. They
+retain the <i>th</i> of the old Icelandic, and
+have a number of words in which the
+resemblance of their ancient form of
+speech to the old Anglo-Saxon English
+is more apparent than in even the
+Danish of the present day; as, for
+instance, <i>Hu mani mile?</i> How many
+miles? <i>Bradgrum</i>, bridegroom; <i>theenk</i>,
+think, &amp;c. In many of the words
+advanced by Mr Kohl, that gentleman
+evidently betrays an unconsciousness
+of their being synonymous with the
+modern Danish; and, therefore, strikingly
+inimical to his favourite theory
+of the especial Friesic descent of the
+English people and language. Little
+or nothing is known of the actual
+geographical propagation of the old
+Friesic. At present it is yielding to
+the Danish and the Low German in
+the duchies of Sleswig and Holstein.
+Many names are still common amongst
+the people, which seem to have descended
+from the heathen epoch, and
+which are, in fact, more frequently
+heard than the names in the "Roman
+Calendar," met with elsewhere. <i>Des</i>,
+<i>Edo</i>, <i>Haje</i>, <i>Pave</i>, <i>Tete</i>, are the names
+of men; <i>Ehle</i>, <i>Tat</i>, <i>Mantje</i>, <i>Ode</i>, <i>Sieg</i>,
+are those of women. None of them
+are known amongst any other people.
+Much confusion exists with respect to
+the patronymic, there being no surnames
+in use in many of the islands.
+If a man were called <i>Tete</i>, his son
+<i>Edo</i> would be <i>Edo Tetes</i>; and then,
+again, <i>Tat</i>, the wife of the <i>Edo</i>, would
+be <i>Tat Edos</i>, and his son <i>Des</i>, <i>Des
+Edos</i>; whilst <i>Des's</i> son <i>Tete</i> would be
+<i>Tete Des's</i>, and so on in the most
+troublesome and perplexing combinations.</p>
+
+<p>The Frieslanders, like other northern
+nations, are superstitious, and they
+have a multitude of traditions or sagas,
+some of them very curious and interesting.
+We must pass over these
+instructive myths&mdash;always the rarest
+and most striking portion of a people's
+history&mdash;more cursorily than we could
+wish, and cite a few only of the most
+peculiar. The island of <i>Sylt</i>, which
+is the richest in remains of <i>höogen</i>,
+the celts of heathen heroes, &amp;c., lays
+claim to the largest number of Märchen.
+The most characteristic of all
+is that of <i>de Mannigfuel</i>, the "colossal
+ship," (or world,) which was so large
+that the commander was obliged to
+ride about the deck in order to give
+his orders: the sailors that went aloft
+as boys came down greyheaded, so
+long a time having elapsed whilst
+they were rigging the sails. Once,
+when the ship was in great peril, and
+the waters were running high, the
+sailors, disheartened by their protracted
+watching and labour, threw
+out ballast in order to lighten the
+vessel, when, lo! an island arose, and
+then another, and another still, till
+land was formed&mdash;the earth being,
+according to the sailors' notion, the
+secondary formation. Once&mdash;many
+ages afterwards&mdash;when the <i>Mannigfuel</i>
+was endeavouring to pass
+through the Straits of Dover, the
+captain ingeniously thought to have
+the side of the vessel, nearest Dover,
+rubbed with white soap, and hence<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_653" id="Page_653">[653]</a></span>
+the whiteness of the cliffs at Dover.
+The achievements recounted of <i>de
+Mannigfuel</i> are endless. The following
+explanation of the formation of the
+Straits of Dover is found in a Friesic
+saga:&mdash;Once upon a time, a queen
+of England, the land to the west of
+the North Sea, and a king of Denmark,
+the land to the east of the
+North Sea, loved each other, and
+plighted troth; but, as it happened,
+the king proved faithless, and left the
+poor queen to wear the willow. England
+was then joined to the Continent
+by a chain of hills called <i>Höneden</i>;
+and the queen, desiring to wreak vengeance
+on her false wooer and his
+subjects, summoned her people around
+her, and setting them to work for
+seven years in digging away these
+hills, at the end of the seventh year
+the waves pushed furiously through
+the channel that had been dug, and
+swept along the coasts of Friesland
+and Jutland, drowning and carrying
+away 100,000 persons. To this very
+hour the Jutland shores yearly tremble
+before the fatal vengeance of the
+slighted queen. The Frieslanders are
+so wedded to this marvellous geological
+myth, that they insist upon its
+historical foundation. In some versions
+700, in others 7000, in others
+again, even 700,000 men are said to
+have been employed in this gigantic
+undertaking.</p>
+
+<p>Another allegorical saga is the narrative
+of the share taken by the man
+in the moon in the matter of the daily
+ebbing and flowing of the sea. His
+chief, or indeed only occupation,
+seems to be to pour water from a
+huge bucket. Being somewhat lazy,
+the old gentleman soon grows weary
+of the employment, and then he lies
+down to rest. Of course whilst he
+is napping, the water avails itself of
+the opportunity to return to its ordinary
+level.</p>
+
+<p>The constellation of the Great Bear,
+or Charles's Wain, is, according to
+the Frieslanders, the chariot in which
+Elias and many other great prophets
+ascended into heaven. There being
+now-a-days no individual sufficiently
+pious for such a mode of transit,
+it has been put aside, with other heavenly
+curiosities, its only office being
+to carry the angels in their nocturnal
+excursions throughout the year. The
+angel who acts as driver for the night,
+fixes his eye steadily upon the centre
+point of the heavenly arch, (the polar
+star,) in order that the two stars of
+the shaft of the chariot may keep in
+a straight line with the celestial focus.
+The rising and setting of the sun is
+thus explained:&mdash;A host of beautiful
+nymphs receive the sun beneath the
+earth in the western hemisphere,
+and cutting it into a thousand parts,
+they make of it little air balloons,
+which they sportively throw at the
+heavenly youths, who keep guard at
+the eastern horizon of the earth.
+The gallant band, not to be outdone
+by their fair antagonists, mount a
+high ladder, and when night has veiled
+the earth in darkness, toss back the
+golden balls, which, careering rapidly
+through the vault of heaven, fall in
+glittering showers upon the heads of
+the celestial virgins of the west. The
+children of the sky, having thus diverted
+themselves through the night,
+they hasten at dawn of day to collect
+the scattered balls, and joining them
+into one huge mass, they bear it upon
+their shoulders, mid singing and
+dancing, to the eastern gates of heaven.
+The enchanting rosy light which
+hovers round the rising orb is the reflection
+of the virgins' lovely forms,
+who, beholding their charge safely
+launched upon its course, retire, and
+leave it, as we see it, to traverse the
+sky alone.</p>
+
+<p>The following exquisite tradition
+connects itself with that brief season
+when, in the summer of the far north,
+the sun tarries night and day above
+the horizon. <i>All-fader</i> had two faithful
+servants, of the race of those who
+enjoyed eternal youth, and when the
+sun had done its first day's course,
+he called to him <i>Demmarik</i>, and said,
+"To thy watchful care, my daughter,
+I confide the setting sun that I have
+newly created; extinguish its light
+carefully, and guard the precious
+flame that no evil approach it." And
+the next morning, when the sun was
+again about to begin its course, he
+said to his servant <i>Koite</i>, "My son,
+to thy trusty hand I remit the charge
+of kindling the light of the sun I have
+created, and of leading it forth on its
+way." Faithfully did the children
+discharge the duties assigned to them.
+In the winter they carefully guarded<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_654" id="Page_654">[654]</a></span>
+the precious light, and laid it early
+to rest, and awakened it to life again
+only at a late hour; but, as the spring
+and summer advanced, they suffered
+the glorious flame to linger longer in
+the vault of heaven, and to rejoice
+the hearts of men by the brightness
+of its aspect. At length the time arrived
+when, in our northern world,
+the sun enjoys but brief rest. It
+must be up betimes in the morning
+to awaken the flowers and fruit to
+life and light, and it must cast its
+glowing beams across the mantle of
+night, and lose no time in idle slumber.
+Then it was that <i>Demmarik</i>, for
+the first time, met <i>Koite</i> face to face
+as she stood upon the western edge
+of heaven, and received from the
+hands of her brother-servant the orb
+of light. As the fading lamp passed
+from one to the other, their eyes met,
+and a gentle pressure of their hands
+sent a thrill of holy love through their
+hearts. No eye was there save that
+of the <i>All-fader</i>, who called his servants
+before him, and said, "Ye
+have done well; and as recompense,
+I permit ye to fulfil your respective
+charges conjointly as man and wife."
+Then, <i>Demmarik</i> and <i>Koite</i>, looking
+at each other, replied&mdash;"No, All-fader!
+disturb not our joy; let us
+remain everlastingly in our present
+bridal state; wedded joy cannot
+equal what we feel now as betrothed!"
+And the mighty <i>All-fader</i> granted
+their prayer, and from that time
+they have met but once in the year,
+when, during four weeks, they greet
+each other night after night; and
+then, as the lamp passes from one to
+the other, a pressure of the hand and
+a kiss calls forth a rosy blush on the
+fair cheek of <i>Demmarik</i> which sheds
+its mantling glow over all the heavens,
+<i>Koite's</i> heart the while thrilling
+with purest joy. And should they
+tarry too long, the gentle nightingales
+of the <i>All-fader</i> have but to warble
+<i>Laisk tudrück, laisk tudrück! öpik!</i>
+"Giddy ones, giddy ones! take heed!"
+to chide them forward on their duty.</p>
+
+<p>With a lovelier vision, reader! we
+could not leave you dwelling upon
+the rugged but, to the heart's core,
+thoroughly poetic Frieslander. Let
+us leave the gentle Demmarik and
+devoted Koite to their chaste and
+heavenly mission, and with a bound
+leap into Denmark, whither Mr Kohl,
+in his forty-fourth volume of travels,
+summons us, and whither we must
+follow him, although the prosaic gentleman
+is somewhat of the earth,
+earthy, after the blessed imitations
+we have had, reader&mdash;you and we&mdash;of
+the eternal summer's day faintly embodied
+in the vision of that long
+bright day of the far north!</p>
+
+<p>Should any adventurous youth sit
+down to Mr Kohl's volume on
+Denmark, and, half an hour afterwards,
+throw the book in sheer disgust
+and weariness out of the window,
+swearing never to look into it
+again, let him be advised to ring the
+bell, and to request Mary to bring it
+back again with the least possible
+delay. Having received it from the
+maid of all work's horny hand, let
+the said youth begin the book again,
+but, as he would a Hebrew Bible, at
+the other end. He may take our
+word for it there is good stuff there,
+in spite of the twaddle that encountered
+him erewhile at Hamburg.
+Mr Kohl has been won by aldermanic
+dinners in the chief city of the Hanseatic
+League, as Louis Philippe was
+touched by aldermanic eloquence and
+wit in the chief city of the world, and
+he babbles of mercantile operations
+and commercial enterprise, until the
+heart grows sick with fatigue, and is
+only made happy by the regrets which
+the author expresses&mdash;just one hour
+after the right time&mdash;respecting his
+inability to enlarge further upon the
+fruitful and noble theme of the monetary
+speculations of one of the richest
+and most disagreeable communities of
+Europe.</p>
+
+<p>Before putting foot on Danish
+ground, Mr Kohl is careful to make
+a kind of solemn protest touching
+Germanic patriotism, lest, we presume,
+he should be suspected of taking
+a heretical view of the question at
+issue at the present moment between
+the Sleswig-Holstein provinces and
+the mother-country Denmark. It is
+not for us to enter into any political
+discussions here, concerning matters
+of internal government which are no
+more business of ours than of his Majesty
+Muda Hassim, of the island of
+Borneo; but we must confess our inability
+to understand why such a terrific
+storm of patriotic ardour has so<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_655" id="Page_655">[655]</a></span>
+suddenly burst forth in Germany, respecting
+provinces which, until recently,
+certainly up to the time when the
+late king gave his people the unasked-for
+boon of a constitution, were perfectly
+happy and contented under the
+Danish rule, to which they had been
+accustomed some five or six hundred
+years.<a name="FNanchor_2_2" id="FNanchor_2_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_2_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a> It is only since the assembly
+of the states was constituted, that the
+Sleswig Holsteiners have been seized
+with the Germanic <i>furor</i>&mdash;a malady
+not a little increased by the inflammatory
+harangues of needy demagogues,
+and the pedantic outpourings
+of a handful of professors stark-mad
+on the subject of German liberty. If
+there is one thing more absurd than
+another, upon this globe of absurdity,
+it is the cant of "nationality," "freedom,"
+"fatherland," "brotherhood,"
+&amp;c. &amp;c., which is dinned into your
+ears from one end of Germany to the
+other; but which, like all other cants,
+is nothing but so much wind and
+froth, utterly without reason, stamina,
+or foundation. We should like to ask
+any mustached and bearded youth
+of Heidelberg or Bonn, at any one
+sober moment of his existence, to
+point out to us any single spot where
+this boasted "nationality" is to be
+seen and scanned. Will the red-capped,
+long-haired <i>Bursch</i> tell us
+when and where we may behold that
+"vaterland" of which he is eternally
+dreaming, singing, and drinking?
+Why, is it not a fact that, to a Prussian,
+an Austrian or a Swabian is an
+alien? Does not a Saxe-Coburger, a
+Hessian, and any other subject of any
+small duchy or principality, insist,
+in his intense hatred of Prussia, that
+the Prussians are no Germans at all;
+that they have interests of their own,
+opposed to those of the true German
+people; and that they are as distinct
+as they are selfish? You cannot
+travel over the various countries and
+districts included under the name of
+Germany, without learning the thorough
+insulation of the component
+parts. The fact is forced upon you
+at every step. Mr Kohl himself belongs
+to none of the states mentioned.
+He is a native of Bremen&mdash;one of the
+cities of that proud Hanseatic League
+which certainly has never shown an
+enlarged or patriotic spirit with reference
+to this same universal "vaterland."
+Arrogant and lordly republics
+care little for abstractions. They have
+a keen instinct for their own material
+interests, but a small appreciation of
+the glorious ideal. We ask, again,
+where is this all pervading German
+patriotism?</p>
+
+<p>We have said that Mr Kohl is a
+great traveller. We withdraw the
+accusation. He has written forty odd
+volumes, but they have been composed,
+every one of them, in his snug
+<i>stube</i>, at Bremen, or wheresoever else
+he puts up, under the influence of
+German stoves, German pipes, and
+German beer. A great traveller is a
+great catholic. His mind grows more
+capacious, his heart more generous,
+as he makes his pilgrimages along
+this troubled earth, and learns the
+mightiness of Heaven, the mutability
+and smallness of things temporal.
+Prejudice cannot stand up against the
+knowledge that pours in upon him;
+bigotry cannot exist in the wide
+temple he explores. The wanderer<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_656" id="Page_656">[656]</a></span>
+"feels himself new-born," as he learns,
+with his eyes, the living history of
+every new people, and compares, in
+his judgment, the lessons of his ripe
+manhood with the instruction imparted
+in his confined and straitened youth.
+If it may be said that to learn a new language
+is to acquire a new mind, what
+is it to become acquainted, intimately
+and face to face, with a new people,
+new institutions, new faiths, new habits
+of thought and feeling? There
+never existed a great traveller who,
+at the end of his wanderings, did not
+find himself, as if by magic, released
+of all the rust of prejudice, vanity,
+self-conceit, and pride, which a narrow
+experience engenders, and a small
+field of action so fatally heaps up.
+We will venture to assert that there
+is not a monkey now caged up in the
+zoological gardens, who would not&mdash;if
+permitted by the honourable Society&mdash;return
+to his native woods a better
+and a wiser beast for the one long
+journey he has made. Should Mr
+Kohl, we ask, behave worse than an
+imprisoned monkey? We pardon M.
+Michelet when he rants about <i>la belle
+France</i>, because we know that the excited
+gentleman&mdash;eloquent and scholarly
+as he is&mdash;is reposing eternally in
+Paris, under the <i>drapeau</i>, which fans
+nothing but glory into his smiling and
+complacent visage. When John Bull,
+sitting in the parlour of the "Queen's
+Head," smoking his clay and swallowing
+his heavy, with Bob Yokel
+from the country, manfully exclaims,
+striking Bob heartily and
+jollily on the shoulder, "D&mdash;n it, Bob,
+an Englishman will whop three
+Frenchmen any day!" we smile, but
+we are not angry. We feel it is the
+beer, and that, like the valiant Michelet,
+the good man knows no better.
+Send the two on their travels, and
+talk to them when they come back.
+Well, Mr Kohl has travelled, and has
+come back; and he tells us, in the
+year of grace 1846, that the crown-jewel
+in the diadem of France is Alsace,
+and that the Alsatians are the
+pearls amongst her provincialists&mdash;the
+Alsatians, be it understood, being
+a German people, and, as far as report
+goes, the heaviest and stupidest
+that "vaterland" can claim. The
+only true gems in the Autocrat's crown
+are, according to the enlightened
+Kohl, the German provinces of Liefland,
+Esthonia, and Courland. All
+the industry and enterprise of the
+Belgians come simply from their Teutonic
+blood; the treasures of the
+Danish king must be looked for
+in the German provinces of Sleswig
+and Holstein. This is not all. German
+literature and the German tongue
+enjoy advantages possessed by no
+other literature and language. English
+universities are "Stockenglisch,"
+downright English; the French are
+quite Frenchy; the Spanish are solely
+Spanish; but German schools have
+taken root in every part of the earth.
+At Dorpat, says Mr Kohl, German
+is taught, written, and printed; and
+therefore the German spirit is diffused
+throughout all the Russias. At Kiel
+the same process is going forward on
+behalf of Scandinavia. The Slavonians,
+the Italians, and Greeks, are
+likewise submitting, <i>nolens volens</i>, to
+the same irresistible influence. The
+very same words may be found in M.
+Michelet's book of "The People,"&mdash;only
+for <i>German</i> spirit, read <i>French</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Kohl proceeds in the same easy
+style to announce the rapid giving
+way of the Danish language in Denmark
+and the eager substitution of
+his own. He asserts this in the teeth
+of all those Danish writers who have
+started up within the last fifty years,
+and who have boldly and wisely discarded
+the pernicious practice (originating
+in the German character of the
+reigning family) of expressing Danish
+notions in a foreign tongue. He asserts
+it in the teeth of Mrs Howitt
+and of the German translators, whom
+this lady calls to her aid, but who
+have very feebly represented that rich
+diction and flexible style so remarkable
+in the Danish compositions referred
+to, and so much surpassing the
+power of any other northern tongue.
+We should do Mr Kohl injustice if
+we did not give his reason for regarding
+the Danish language as a thing
+doomed. He was credibly informed
+that many fathers of families were in
+the habit of promising rewards to their
+children if they would converse in
+German and not in Danish! Hear
+this, Lord Palmerston! and if, on
+hearing it, you still allow the rising
+generation, at our seminaries, to ask
+for <i>du pang</i> and <i>du bur</i>, and to receive<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_657" id="Page_657">[657]</a></span>
+them with, it may be, a silver
+medal for proficiency, the consequences
+be on your devoted head!</p>
+
+<p>Denmark has been comparatively
+but little visited by the stranger. She
+offers, nevertheless, to the antiquary,
+the poet, and the artist, materials of
+interest which cannot be exceeded in
+any other district of the same extent.
+Every wood, lake, heath, and down,
+is rich in historical legends or mythical
+sagas; every copse and hill, every
+cave and mound, has been peopled by
+past superstition with the elf and the
+sprite, the <i>ellefolk</i> and <i>nissen</i>. Her
+history, blending with that of her
+Scandinavian sisters, Norway and
+Sweden, is romantic in the extreme&mdash;whether
+she is traced to the days of
+her fabulous sea-kings, or is read of
+in the records of those who have
+chronicled the lives of her sovereigns
+in the middle ages. The country itself,
+although flat, is picturesque,
+being thickly interspersed with lakes,
+skirted by, and embosomed in, luxuriant
+beech woods; whilst ever and
+anon the traveller lights upon some
+ancient ruin of church or tower, palace
+or hermitage, affecting, if only
+by reason of the associations it awakens
+with an age far more prosperous
+than the present. The existence of
+the Danish people, as a nation, has
+been pronounced a miracle. It is
+hardly less. Small and feeble, and
+surrounded by the foreigner on every
+side, Denmark has never been ruled
+by a conqueror. Amid the rise and
+fall of other states, she has maintained
+her independence&mdash;now powerful and
+victorious, now depressed and poor,
+but never succumbing, never submitting
+to the stranger's yoke. Her present
+dynasty is the oldest reigning
+European family. It dates back to
+Christian I.&mdash;himself descended in a
+direct female line from the old kings
+of Scandinavia&mdash;who, as Duke of
+Oldenburg, was chosen king by the
+states in 1448.</p>
+
+<p>A good account of Denmark and
+the Danes is yet wanting. It may
+be collected by any honest writer,
+moderately conversant with the language
+and history of the country. We
+fear that Mr. Kohl will not supply the
+literary void, if we are to judge from
+the one volume before us. Others
+are, however, to follow; and as our
+author is immethodical, he may haply
+return to make good imperfections,
+and to fill up his hasty sketches.
+We cannot but regret that he should
+have passed so rapidly through the
+Duchy of Holstein. Had he followed
+the highways and byways of the
+province, instead of flitting like a
+swallow&mdash;to use his own words&mdash;over
+the ground by means of the
+newly-opened railroad through Kiel,
+his "Travels" would surely have
+been the better for his trouble. Instead
+of pausing where the most volatile
+would have been detained, our
+author satisfies himself with simply
+expressing his unfeigned regret at
+being obliged to pursue his journey,
+consoling his readers and himself with
+the very paradoxical assertion that
+we are most struck by the places of
+which we see least; since, being all
+of us more or less poetically disposed,
+we permit the imagination to supply
+the deficiencies of experience;&mdash;an argument
+which, we need scarcely say,
+if carried to its fullest limits, brings
+us to the conviction, that he who
+stays at home is best fitted to describe
+the countries the furthest distant from
+his fireside. Surely, Mr Kohl, you do
+not speak from knowledge of the fact!</p>
+
+<p>In his present volumes, Mr Kohl
+refers only passingly to the subject of
+education in Denmark. He remarks
+that the national schools far surpassed
+his expectations. He might have
+said more. For the last thirty or
+forty years, we believe, it has been
+rare to meet with the commonest
+peasant who could not read and write;
+a fact proving, at least, that Denmark
+is rather in advance than otherwise
+of her richer neighbours in carrying
+out the educational measures
+which, of late years, have so largely
+occupied the attention of the various
+governments of Europe. No one in
+Denmark can enter the army or navy
+who has not previously received his
+education at one or other of the military
+academies of the country. The
+course of study is well arranged. It
+embraces, besides the classics, modern
+languages, drawing, and exercises
+both equestrian and gymnastic.
+The academies themselves are under
+the immediate direction of the best
+military and naval officers in the service.
+For the education of the people,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_658" id="Page_658">[658]</a></span>
+two or three schools are provided
+in every village, the masters receiving
+a small salary, with a house and
+certain perquisites. In 1822 the system
+of Bell was introduced in the
+elementary public schools, and since
+that period it has been generally adhered
+to.</p>
+
+<p>Our author speaks with natural
+surprise of the small number of Roman
+Catholics he encountered in the Danish
+States. The Papists have no church
+or chapel throughout the kingdom;
+indeed, with the exception of the private
+chapel of the Austrian minister,
+no place of worship. We were aware
+that such was the fact a few years
+ago; we were scarcely prepared to
+find that Rome, who has been so
+busy in planting new shoots of her
+faith in every nook of the known
+world, is still content to have no recognition
+in Denmark. Heavy penalties
+are incurred by all who secede to
+the Romish church. In Sweden a
+change to Roman Catholicism is followed
+by banishment. This severity,
+we presume, must be ascribed to state
+policy rather than to a spirit of intolerance,
+for Jews and Christians of
+every denomination are permitted the
+freest exercise of their faith. Since
+the year 1521, the era of the Reformation
+in Denmark, the religion of
+the country has been Lutheran. The
+Danish church is divided into five
+dioceses, of which the bishop of
+Zealand is the metropolitan. His
+income is about a thousand a-year,
+whilst that of the other prelates varies
+from four to six hundred. The funds
+of the clergy are derived principally
+from tithes; but the parish ministers
+receive part of their stipend in the
+form of offerings at the three great
+annual festivals. Until lately, there
+existed much lukewarmness on all
+religious questions. Within the last
+ten or fifteen years, however, a new
+impulse has been given to the spiritual
+mind by the writing and preaching
+of several Calvinistic ministers, who
+have migrated from Switzerland and
+established themselves in Copenhagen.
+Their object has been to stop the recreations
+which, until their arrival,
+enlivened the Sabbath-day. They
+have met with more success in the
+higher classes than amongst the people,
+who now, as formerly, assemble on the
+green in front of the village church at
+the close of service, and pursue their
+several pastimes.</p>
+
+<p>Mention is made in Mr Kohl's
+volume, of the churchyards and cemetries
+he visited in his hasty progress.
+Compared with those of his
+own northern Germany, the Scandinavian
+places of burial are indeed
+very beautiful. The government has
+long since forbidden any new interments
+to be made within the churches,
+and many picturesque spots have, in
+consequence, been converted into cemetries.
+In the immediate vicinity
+of Copenhagen there are several; but
+the essence of Mr Kohl's plan being
+want of arrangement, he makes no
+mention of them for the present. One
+of these cemetries, the <i>Assistenskirkegaard</i>,
+outside the city, has an unusual
+number of fine monuments, with no
+exhibitions of that glaring want of
+taste so frequently met with elsewhere.
+The village churchyards are
+bright, happy-looking spots, which,
+by their cheerful aspect, seem to rob
+the homes of the dead of all their
+natural gloom and desolation. Every
+peasant's grave is a bed of flowers,
+planted, watched, and cherished by a
+sorrowing friend. At either end of
+the seven or eight feet of mound
+rises a wooden cross, on which fresh
+wreaths of flowers appear throughout
+the summer, giving place only to the
+"eternals" which adorn the grave
+when snow mantles its surface. A
+narrow walk, marked by a line of
+box, incloses every mound; or, not
+unfrequently, a trellis-work, tastefully
+entwined of twigs and boughs. The
+resting-places of the middle classes
+are surmounted by a tablet, not, as
+in our churchyards, rigidly inclosed
+within impassable palisades, but
+standing in a little garden, where
+the fresh-blown flowers, the neatly
+trimmed beds, and generally the garden-bench,
+mark that the spot is
+visited and tended by the friends of
+those who sleep below. Hither
+widowed mothers lead their children,
+on the anniversary of their
+father's death, to strew flowers on
+his grave, to hang up the wreaths
+which they have wound; but, above
+all, to collect the choicest flowers that
+have bloomed around him, which
+must henceforth deck, until they<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_659" id="Page_659">[659]</a></span>
+perish, the portrait of the departed,
+or some relic dear for his sake. We
+have watched the rough work-worn
+peasant, leading by the hand his little
+grandchild, laden with flowers and
+green twigs to freshen the grave of a
+long-absent helpmate; and as we
+have remarked, we confess not without
+emotion, feeble infancy and feeble
+age uniting their weak efforts to preserve,
+in cleanliness and beauty, the
+one sacred patch of earth&mdash;we have
+believed, undoubtingly, that whilst
+customs such as these prevail, happiness
+and morality must be the people's
+lot; and that very fearful must
+be the responsibility of those who
+shall sow the first seeds of discord
+and dissension amongst the simple
+peasantry of so fair a land!</p>
+
+<p>The cathedrals of Denmark are of
+great antiquity. Those of Ribe, of
+Viboig in Jutland, of Lard, Ringsted,
+and Roeskilde, in Zealand, all date
+from the end of the eleventh, or the
+beginning of the twelfth century;
+since which remote period, in fact,
+no churches of any magnitude have
+been erected. Roeskilde is one of the
+oldest cities in the kingdom. In the
+tenth century it was the capital. Canute
+the Great may be considered as
+the originator and founder of its existing
+cathedral, which was completed
+in the year 1054. It has occasionally
+undergone slight repairs, but
+never any material alteration. The
+edifice is full of monuments of the
+queens and kings of the ancient race
+of Valdemar, as well as of those of
+the present dynasty. Some of the
+earliest sovereigns are inclosed within
+the shafts of the pillars, or in the
+walls themselves; a mode of sepulture,
+it would appear, as honourable
+as it is singular, since we find amongst
+the immured the great <i>Svend Etridsen</i>,
+and other renowned and pious
+benefactors of the church. In front
+of the altar is the simple sarcophagus
+of Margaret, the great queen of
+Scandinavia, erected by her successor,
+Eric the Pomeranian. The
+queen is represented lying at full
+length, with her hands devoutly
+folded on her breast. At this sarcophagus
+our author lingers for a
+moment to express sentiments which
+would have brought down upon him
+the anathemas of the good John
+Knox, could that pious queen-hater
+but have heard them. Mr Kohl defies
+you to produce, from the number
+of royal ladies who have held supreme
+power in the world, one instance of
+inadequacy and feebleness. Every
+where, he insists, examples of female
+nobility and strength of character are
+found linked with the destinies of
+kings who have earned for themselves
+no better titles than those of the
+<i>fainéant</i> and the simple. The style
+of Roeskilde cathedral is pure Gothic;
+but in consequence of the additions
+which the <i>interior</i> has received
+from time to time from kings and
+prelates, that portion of the edifice is
+more remarkable for historical interest
+than for purity of style or architectural
+beauty. One incident in
+connexion with this building must
+not be omitted. When Mr Kohl
+quitted the cathedral, he offered his
+cicerone a gratuity. The man respectfully
+declined accepting even
+the customary fees. The reason
+being asked of a Danish gentleman,
+the latter answered, that the man was
+a patriot, and proud of the historical
+monuments of his country; it would
+be degradation to take reward from a
+stranger who seemed so deeply interested
+in them. One would almost
+suspect that this honest fellow was <i>a
+verger of Westminster Abbey</i>!</p>
+
+<p>The church of St Kund, at Odense,
+was erected in honour of King Kund,
+murdered in the year 1100 in the
+church of St Alben, at Odense. The
+bones of the canonised were immured
+in the wall over the altar. Many
+sovereigns have been interred here.
+Indeed, it is a singular fact that the
+respective burial-places of every Christian
+king of Denmark, from the earliest
+times up to the present day, are
+traced without the slightest difficulty;
+whilst every heathen sovereign, of
+whom any historical record remains,
+lies buried beneath a mound within
+sight of Seire, the old heathen capital
+of the country. St Kund's church is
+of Gothic architecture. Amongst the
+many paintings that decorate its
+walls is one of a female, known as
+<i>Dandserinden</i>, or "The Dancer."
+She is the heroine of a tradition, met
+with under slightly modified forms
+in various parts of Denmark. It is
+to the following effect:&mdash;A young<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_660" id="Page_660">[660]</a></span>
+lady, of noble family, went accompanied
+by her mother to a ball; and
+being an indefatigable dancer, she declared
+to her parent, who bade her
+take rest, that she would not refuse
+to dance even though a certain gentleman
+himself should ask her as a
+partner. The words were scarcely
+uttered before a finely dressed youth
+made his appearance, held out his
+hand, and, with a profound obeisance,
+said, "Fair maiden, let us not tarry."
+The enthusiastic dancer accepted the
+proffered hand, and in an instant was
+with the moving throng. The music,
+at that moment, seemed inspired by
+some invisible power&mdash;the dancers
+whiled round and round, on and on,
+one after the other, whilst the standing
+guests looked upon all with dread
+horror. At length, the young lady
+grew pale&mdash;blood gushed from her
+mouth&mdash;she fell on the floor a corpse.
+But her partner, (we need not say
+who <i>he</i> was,) first with a ghastly
+smile, then with a ringing laugh,
+seized her in his arms, and vanished
+with her through the floor. From
+that time she has been doomed to
+dance through the midnight hours,
+until she can find a knight bold
+enough to tread a measure with her.
+Regarding the sequel, however, there
+are a number of versions.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Kohl's volume adverts cursorily
+to the many institutions still existing
+in Denmark, which owe their origin
+to the days of Roman Catholicism,
+and have been formed upon the model
+of Catholic establishments. Several
+<i>Frökenstifts</i>, or lay nunneries, are still
+in being. They are either qualifications
+of some ancient monastic foundation,
+or they have been endowed
+from time to time by royal or private
+munificence. Each house has a lady
+superior, who is either chosen by the
+king or queen, or succeeds to the
+office by right of birth&mdash;some noble
+families having, in return for large
+endowments, a perpetual advowson
+for a daughter of the house. At these
+<i>Frökenstifts</i>, none but ladies of noble
+birth can obtain fellowships. As a
+large number of such noble ladies are
+far from wealthy, a comfortable home
+and a moderate salary are no small
+advantages. A constant residence
+within the cloister is not incumbent
+upon the "fellows;" but a requisition,
+generally attached to each presentation,
+obliges them to live in their <i>stift</i>
+for a certain number of weeks annually.
+The practice of founding
+institutions for ladies of noble birth
+has risen naturally in a country where
+<i>family</i> is every thing, and wealth is
+comparatively small: where it is esteemed
+less degrading to live on royal
+bounty than to enter upon an occupation
+not derogatory to any but noble
+blood. The system of <i>pensioning</i> in
+Denmark is a barrier to real national
+prosperity. Independence, self-respect,
+every consideration is lost
+sight of in the monstrous notion, that
+it is beneath a high-born man to earn
+his living by an honourable profession.
+Diplomacy, the army, and navy, are
+the three limited careers open to the
+aristocracy of Denmark; and since
+the country is poor, and the nobility,
+in their pride, rarely or never enrich
+themselves by plebeian alliances, it
+follows, of course, that a whole host
+of younger brothers, and a countless
+array of married and unmarried patricians,
+must fall back upon the bounty
+of the sovereign, administered in one
+shape or another. The Church and
+Law are made over to the middle
+classes. To such an extent is pride
+of birth carried, that without a title
+no one can be received at Court. In
+order, therefore, to admit such as are
+excluded by the want of hereditary
+rank, honorary but the most absurd
+titles are created. "<i>Glatsraad</i>,"
+"<i>Conferenceraad</i>," Councillor of State,
+Councillor of Conference, carry with
+them no duties or responsibilities, but
+they obtain for their possessors the
+right of <i>entrée</i>, otherwise unattainable.
+In Germany, the titles of the people,
+from the under-turnpike-keeper's-assistant's
+lady, up to the wife of the
+lord with a hundred tails, are amusing
+enough. They have been sufficiently
+ridiculed by Kotzebue; but the distinctions
+of Denmark go far beyond
+them. A lady, whose husband holds
+the rank of major (and upwards) in
+the army, or of captain (and upwards)
+in the navy, or is of noble birth, is
+styled a <i>Frue</i>; her daughter is born a
+<i>Fröken</i>: but the wife of a private
+individual, with no blood worth the
+naming in her veins, is simply <i>Madame</i>,
+and her daughter's <i>Jomfrue</i>.
+You might as easily pull down Gibraltar<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_661" id="Page_661">[661]</a></span>
+as the prejudice which maintains
+those petty and frivolous distinctions.
+It is highly diverting to witness the
+painful distress of Mr Kohl at hearing
+ladies of noble birth addressed as <i>Frue
+Brahe</i>, <i>Frue Rosenkrands</i>, instead of
+by the sublime title of <i>Gnädige Frau</i>,
+eternally in the mouths of his own
+title-loving countrymen. It is singular,
+however, that whilst the Danes
+are so tenacious of honorary appellations,
+they are without those constant
+quantities, the <i>von</i> and <i>de</i> of Germany
+and France. The <i>Sture</i>, the <i>Axe</i>, the
+<i>Trolle</i>, and the other nobles who, for
+ages, lived like kings in Denmark,
+were without a prefix to their names.
+<i>Greve</i> and <i>Baron</i> are words of comparatively
+modern introduction.</p>
+
+<p>There are about twenty high fiefs
+in Denmark&mdash;the title to hold one of
+these lordships, which bring with them
+many important privileges, being the
+possession of a certain amount of land,
+rated at the value of the corn it will
+produce. The owners are exempt
+from all payment of taxes, not only
+on their fiefs, but on their other lands:
+they have the supervision of officials
+in the district: are exempted from
+arrest or summons before an inferior
+court, to which the lesser nobility are
+liable; and they enjoy the right of
+appropriating to their own use all
+treasures found under the earth in
+their lordships. Next to these come
+the baronial fiefs; then the <i>stammehuser</i>,
+or houses of noble stock, all
+rated according to various measures
+of corn as the supposed amount of
+the land's produce; all other seats or
+estates are called <i>Gaarde</i>, Courts, or
+<i>Godser</i>, estates. The country residences
+of the nobility are strikingly
+elegant and tasteful. They are surrounded
+by lawns and parks in
+the English fashion, and often contain
+large collections of paintings and
+extensive libraries. Along the upper
+corridors of the country residences of
+the nobility are ranged large wooden
+chests, (termed <i>Kister</i>,) containing the
+household linen, kept in the most
+scrupulous order. Many of these
+<i>Kister</i> are extremely ancient, and
+richly carved in oak. Every peasant
+family, too, has its <i>Kiste</i>, which holds
+the chief place in the sitting-room,
+and is filled with all the treasure, as
+well as all the linen, of the household.
+Amongst other lordly structures, Mr
+Kohl visited <i>Gysselfelt</i>,<a name="FNanchor_3_3" id="FNanchor_3_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_3_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a> near Nestned
+in Zealand. It was built in 1540 by
+Peter Oxe, and still stands a perfect
+representation of the fortresses of the
+time. Its fosses yet surround it&mdash;the
+drawbridges are unaltered: and, round
+the roof, at equal distances, are the
+solid stone pipes from which boiling
+water or pitch has often been poured
+upon the heads of the assailants below.
+In the vicinity of this castle is
+<i>Bregentned</i>, the princely residence of
+the Counts <i>Moltke</i>. The <i>Moltke</i> are
+esteemed the richest family in Denmark.
+Their ancestors having munificently
+endowed several lay nunneries,
+the eldest daughter of the house is
+born abbess-elect of the convent of
+<i>Gysselfelt</i>: the eldest son is addressed
+always as "His Excellence." The
+splendid garden, the fine collection
+of antiquities, the costly furniture and
+appointments that distinguish the
+abode at <i>Bregentned</i> send Mr Kohl
+into ecstasies. He is equally charmed
+by the sight of a few cottages actually
+erected by the fair hands of
+the noble daughters of the House of
+Moltke. The truth is, Mr Kohl,
+republican as he is, is unequal to the
+sight of any thing connected with
+nobility. The work of a noble hand,
+the poor daub representing a royal individual,
+throws him immediately into a
+fever of excitement, and dooms his
+reader to whole pages of the most
+prosaic eloquence.</p>
+
+<p>The condition of the peasantry of
+Denmark is described as much better&mdash;as
+indeed it is&mdash;than that of the
+labourers of any other country. If
+there is no superabundance of wealth
+in Denmark, there is likewise no evidence
+of abject poverty. The terms
+upon which the peasants hold their
+farms from the landed proprietors are
+by no means heavy; and their houses,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_662" id="Page_662">[662]</a></span>
+their manner of dressing, and their
+merry-makings, of themselves certify
+that their position is easy, and may
+well bear a comparison with that of
+their brethren of other countries.
+Within the last twenty years, great
+improvements have been effected in
+agriculture, and the best English
+machines are now in common use
+amongst the labourers.</p>
+
+<p>Upon the moral and political condition
+of the Danish people at large,
+we will postpone all reflections, until
+the appearance of Mr Kohl's remaining
+volumes. We take leave of volume
+one, with the hope that the
+sequel of the work will faithfully furnish
+such interesting particulars as the
+readers of Mr Kohl have a right to
+demand, and he, if he be an intelligent
+traveller, has it in his power to
+supply. We do not say that this
+first instalment is without interest.
+It contains by far too much desultory
+digression; it has more than
+a sprinkling of German prosing and
+egotism: but many of its pages may
+be read with advantage and instruction.
+If the work is ever translated,
+the translator, if he hope to please
+the English reader, must take his pen
+in one hand and his shears in the
+other.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+<h2>LORD METCALFE'S GOVERNMENT OF JAMAICA.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The death of Lord Metcalfe excited
+one universal feeling&mdash;that
+his country had lost a statesman
+whom she regarded with the highest
+admiration, and the warmest gratitude.
+The <i>Times</i>, and the other public journals,
+in expressing that feeling, could
+only give a general and abridged memoir
+of this great and good man.
+Every part of his public life&mdash;and that
+life commencing at an unusually early
+period&mdash;stamps him with the reputation
+of a statesman endowed in an
+eminent degree with all the qualities
+which would enable him to discharge
+the most arduous and responsible
+duties. Every part of it presents an
+example, and abounds in materials,
+from which public men may
+derive lessons of the most practical
+wisdom, and the soundest rules for
+their political conduct. His whole
+life should be portrayed by a faithful
+biographer, who had an intimate
+acquaintance with all the peculiar
+circumstances which constituted the
+critical, arduous, and responsible character
+of the trusts committed to him,
+and which called for the most active
+exercise of the great qualities which
+he possessed. That part of it which
+was passed in administering the government
+of Jamaica, is alone selected
+for comment in the following pages. It
+is a part, short indeed as to its space,
+but of sufficient duration to have justly
+entitled him, if he had distinguished
+himself by no other public service, to
+rank amongst the most eminent of
+those, who have regarded their high
+intellectual and moral endowments as
+bestowed for the purpose of enabling
+them to confer the greatest and most
+enduring benefits on their country, and
+who have actively and successfully
+devoted those qualities to that noble
+purpose.</p>
+
+<p>No just estimate of the nature, extent,
+and value of that service, and of
+those endowments, can be formed,
+without recalling the peculiar difficulties
+with which Lord Metcalfe had to
+contend, and which he so successfully
+surmounted, in administering the
+government of Jamaica.</p>
+
+<p>The only part of colonial society
+known in England, consisted of those
+West Indian proprietors who were
+resident here. They were highly educated&mdash;their
+stations were elevated&mdash;their
+wealth was great, attracting attention,
+and sometimes offending, by
+its display. It was a very prevalent
+supposition, that they constituted the
+whole of what was valuable, or
+wealthy, or respectable in West Indian
+colonial society; that those who were
+resident in the colonies could have no
+claim to either of these descriptions;
+and that they were the mere hired
+managers of the properties of the
+West Indians resident in England.
+This notion was entertained by the
+government. The hospitable invitations
+from the West Indians in England,
+which a Governor on the eve of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_663" id="Page_663">[663]</a></span>
+his departure for his colony accepted,
+served to impress it strongly on his
+mind. He proceeded to his government
+with too low an estimate of the
+character, attainments, respectability,
+and property of those who composed
+the community over whom he was to
+preside. The nobleman or general
+officer on whom the government had
+been bestowed, entered on his administration,
+familiar, indeed, with the Parliament
+of Great Britain, and with
+what Mr Burke calls "her imperial
+character, and her imperial rights,"
+but little acquainted with, and still
+less disposed to recognise, the rights
+and privileges of the Colonial Assemblies,
+although those assemblies, in
+the estimation of the same great authority,
+so exceedingly resembled a
+parliament in all their forms, functions,
+and powers, that it was impossible
+they should not imbibe some
+idea of a similar authority. "Things
+could not be otherwise," he adds; "and
+English colonies must be had on those
+terms, or not had at all." He could not,
+as Mr Burke did, "look upon the imperial
+rights of Great Britain, and the
+privileges which the colonies ought to
+enjoy under these rights, to be just
+the most reconcilable things in the
+world."</p>
+
+<p>The colonists, whose Legislative Assemblies
+had from the earliest period
+of their history, in all which regarded
+their internal legislation, exercised
+the most valuable privileges of a representative
+government, would, on
+their part, feel that the preservation of
+those privileges not only constituted
+their security for the enjoyment of
+their civil and political rights as Englishmen,
+but must confer on them importance,
+and procure them respect in
+the estimation of the government of
+the parent state. Thus, on the one
+hand, a governor, in his zeal to maintain
+the imperial rights, from the
+jealousy with which he watched every
+proceeding of the Assembly, and his
+ignorance of their constitution and
+privileges, not unfrequently either invaded
+these privileges, or deemed an
+assertion of them to be an infringement
+of the rights of the Imperial Parliament.
+On the other hand, the Colonists,
+with no less jealousy, watched every
+proceeding of the governor which
+seemed to menace any invasion of the
+privileges of their Assemblies, and
+with no less zeal were prepared to
+vindicate and maintain them. The
+Governor and the Colonial Assembly
+regarded each other with feelings
+which not only prevented him from
+justly appreciating the motives and
+conduct of the resident colonists, but
+confirmed, and even increased the unfavourable
+impressions he had first
+entertained. His official communications
+enabled him to impart to and
+induce the government to adopt the
+same impressions. The influence of
+these feelings, in like manner, on
+Colonial Assemblies and colonists too
+frequently prevented them from justly
+appreciating the motives of the Governor,
+from making some allowance for
+his errors, and too readily brought
+them into collision with him.</p>
+
+<p>It cannot be denied that those impressions
+exercised on both sides of
+the Atlantic an influence so strong, as
+to betray itself in the communications
+and recommendations, and indeed in the
+whole policy of the government, as well
+as in the legislation of the colonies.</p>
+
+<p>This imperfect acquaintance with
+the character of the resident colonists,
+and the unfavourable impression with
+which the proceedings and motives of
+their Legislative Assemblies were regarded,
+prevailed amongst the public
+in Great Britain.</p>
+
+<p>The colonial proprietors resident in
+Great Britain felt little sympathy,
+either with the colonial legislatures, or
+with those resident in the colonies.
+This want of sympathy may be attributed
+to a peculiarity which distinguished
+the planters of British from
+those of other European colonies. The
+latter considered the colony in which
+they resided as their home. The former
+regarded their residence in it
+as temporary. They looked to the
+parent state as their only home, and
+all their acquisitions were made with
+a view to enjoyment in that home. This
+feeling accompanied them to England.
+It was imbibed by their families and
+their descendants. The colony, which
+had been the source of their wealth
+and rank, was not, as she ought to have
+been, the object of their grateful affection.
+They regarded with indifference
+her institutions, her legislature,
+her resident community. From this
+want of sympathy, or from the want
+of requisite information, they made no
+effort to remove the unfavourable impressions<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_664" id="Page_664">[664]</a></span>
+with which the executive Government
+and the Assemblies regarded
+each other, or to promote the establishment
+of their relations in mutual
+conciliation and confidence.</p>
+
+<p>Another cause operated very powerfully
+in exciting a strong prejudice
+against the inhabitants of our West
+Indian colonies. The feeling which
+was naturally entertained against the
+slave trade and slave colonies was
+transferred to the resident colonists,
+and almost exclusively to them. By
+a numerous and powerful party, slavery
+had been contemplated in itself,
+and in the relations and interests
+which it had created, and its abolition
+had been endeavoured to be effected
+as if it were the crime of the
+colonies <i>exclusively</i>. It was forgotten
+"that it was," to use the language of
+Lord Stowel, "in a peculiar manner the
+crime of England, where it had been
+instituted, fostered, and encouraged,
+even to an excess which some of
+the colonies in vain endeavoured to
+restrain." Besides the acts passed by
+the legislatures of Pennsylvania and
+South Carolina, when those were British
+colonies, we find that when the
+Assembly of Jamaica, in 1765, was
+passing an act to restrain the importation
+of slaves into the colony, the
+governor of Jamaica informed the
+Assembly of that island, that, consistently
+with his instructions, he could
+not give his assent to a bill for that
+purpose, which had then been read
+twice. In 1774, the Jamaica Assembly
+attempted to prevent the
+further importation, by an increase
+of duties thereon, and for this
+purpose passed two acts. The merchants
+of Bristol and Liverpool
+petitioned against their allowance.
+The Board of Trade made a report
+against them. The agent of Jamaica
+was heard against that report; but,
+upon the recommendation of the Privy
+Council, the acts were disallowed, and
+the disallowance was accompanied by
+an instruction to the governor, dated
+28th February 1775, by which he was
+prohibited, "upon pain of being removed
+from his government," from
+giving his assent to any act by which
+the duties on the importation of
+slaves should be augmented&mdash;"on the
+ground," as the instruction states,
+"that such duties were to the injury
+and oppression of the merchants of
+this kingdom and the obstruction of
+its commerce."</p>
+
+<p>The opposition to the abolition of
+the slave trade was that of the merchants
+and planters resident in England,
+and to their influence on the
+members of the colonial legislature
+must be attributed whatever opposition
+was offered by the latter. In the
+interval between the abolition of
+the slave trade and that of slavery,
+the feelings of prejudice against them
+grew still stronger. Every specific
+measure by which this party proposed
+to ameliorate the condition of the
+slaves, was accompanied by some degrading
+and disqualifying remarks on
+the conduct of the resident inhabitants.
+An act of individual guilt was
+treated as a proof of the general
+depravity of the whole community.
+In consequence of the enthusiastic
+ardour with which the abolition of
+slavery was pursued, all the proposed
+schemes of amelioration proceeded on
+the erroneous assumption, that the
+progress of civilisation and of moral
+and religious advancement ought to
+have been as rapid amongst the slave
+population of the colonies, as it had
+been in England and other parts of
+Europe. It was forgotten, that until
+the slave trade was abolished, the
+inherent iniquity of which was aggravated
+by the obstacle it afforded to the
+progress of civilisation, every attempt
+to diffuse moral and religious instruction
+was impeded and counteracted
+by the superstitions and vices which
+were constantly imported from Africa.
+Thus, instead of the conciliation which
+would have rendered the colonists as
+active and zealous, as they must always
+be the <i>only efficient</i>, promoters of
+amelioration, irritation was excited,
+and they were almost proscribed, and
+placed without the pale of all the
+generous and candid, and just and
+liberal feelings which characterise
+Englishmen.</p>
+
+<p>This state of public feeling operated
+most injuriously in retarding and preventing
+many measures of amelioration
+which would have been made in
+the slave codes of the several colonies.</p>
+
+<p>Jamaica experienced, in a greater
+degree than any other colony, the
+effects of those unfavourable impressions
+with which the motives and
+proceedings of her legislature were
+regarded, and of those feelings of distrust<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_665" id="Page_665">[665]</a></span>
+and suspicion which influenced
+the relations of the executive government
+and the Assembly. Her Assembly
+was more sensitive, more
+zealous, more tenacious than any
+other colony in vindicating the privileges
+of her legislature, whenever an
+attempt was made to violate them.
+The people of Jamaica, when that
+colony first formed part of the British
+empire, did not become subjects of
+England by conquest&mdash;they were by
+birth Englishmen, who, by the invitation
+and encouragement of their
+sovereign, retained possession of a
+country which its former inhabitants
+had abandoned. They carried with
+them to Jamaica all the rights and
+privileges of British-born subjects.
+The proclamation of Charles II. is
+not a grant, but a declaration, confirmation,
+and guarantee of those
+rights and privileges. The constitution
+of Jamaica is based on those
+rights and privileges. It is, to use
+the emphatic language of Mr Burke,
+in speaking of our North American
+colonies, "a constitution which, with
+the exception of the commercial restraints,
+has every characteristic of a
+free government. She has the express
+image of the British constitution. She
+has the substance. She has the right
+of taxing herself through her representatives
+in her Assembly. She has,
+in effect, the sole internal government
+of the colony."</p>
+
+<p>The history of the colony records
+many attempts of the governor and of
+the government to deprive her of that
+constitution, by violating the privileges
+of her Assembly; but it records
+also the success with which those attempts
+were resisted, and the full recognition
+of those privileges by the
+ample reparation which was made for
+their violation. That very success
+rendered the people of Jamaica still
+more jealous of those privileges, and
+more determined in the uncompromising
+firmness with which they maintained
+them. But it did not render
+the governors or the home government
+less jealous or less distrustful of
+the motives and proceedings of the
+Assembly. As the whole expense of
+her civil, military, and ecclesiastical
+establishment was defrayed by the
+colony, with the exception of the salaries
+of the bishop, archdeacon, and
+certain stipendiary curates; and as
+that expense, amounting to nearly
+£400,000, was annually raised by the
+Assembly, it might have been supposed
+that the power of stopping the
+supplies would have had its effect in
+creating more confidence and conciliation,
+but it may be doubted whether
+it did not produce a contrary effect.</p>
+
+<p>The feelings entertained by the government
+towards the colonies, were
+invoked by the intemperate advocates
+for the immediate abolition of slavery,
+as the justification of their unfounded
+representations of the tyranny and
+oppression with which the planters
+treated their slaves. Happily, that
+great act of atonement to humanity,
+the abolition of slavery, has been accomplished;
+but the faithful historian
+of our colonies, great as his detestation
+of slavery may and ought to be,
+will yet give a very different representation
+of the relation which subsisted between
+master and slave. He will represent
+the negroes on an estate to have
+considered themselves, and to have
+been considered by the proprietor,
+as part of his family; that this self-constituted
+relationship was accompanied
+by all the kindly feelings which
+dependence on the one hand, and protection
+on the other, could create;
+and that such was the confidence with
+which both classes regarded each
+other, that, with fearless security, the
+white man and his family retired to
+their beds, leaving the doors and windows
+of their houses unclosed. These
+kindly feelings, and that confidence,
+were at length impaired by the increasing
+attempts to render the employers
+the objects of hatred. At
+the latter end of 1831, a rebellion
+of the most appalling nature broke
+out amongst the slave population. A
+district of country, not less than forty
+miles in extent, was laid waste. Buildings
+and other property, to the amount
+of more than a million in value, exclusive
+of the crops, were destroyed.</p>
+
+<p>In 1833, the act for the abolition of
+slavery was passed; and it cannot be
+denied, that the feelings of distrust
+and jealousy with which government
+had so long regarded the Assembly
+and their constituents, accompanied
+its introduction, progress, and details.
+They accompanied also the legislative
+measures adopted by the Assembly
+for carrying into effect its provisions,
+and especially those for establishing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_666" id="Page_666">[666]</a></span>
+and regulating the apprenticeship.
+The manner in which the relative
+rights and duties of master and apprentices
+were discharged, was watched
+and examined with the same unfavourable
+feelings as if there had
+existed a design to make the apprenticeship
+a cover for the revival of
+slavery&mdash;an object which, even had
+there been persons wicked enough to
+have desired it, could never have been
+accomplished. There were persons in
+Jamaica exercising a powerful influence
+over the minds of the apprentices,
+who proclaimed to them their
+belief, that it was the design of their
+masters to reduce them to slavery,
+and who appealed to the suspicion and
+jealousy of the government as justifying
+and confirming that belief. Such
+was the influence of those feelings,
+that two attempts were made in Parliament
+to abolish the apprenticeship.
+They were unsuccessful; but enough
+had been said and done to fill the
+minds of the apprentices with the
+greatest distrust and suspicion of their
+masters. In June 1838, the Assembly
+was especially convened for the purpose
+of abolishing it. The governor,
+as the organ of her Majesty's government,
+distinctly told the Assembly
+that it was impossible to continue the
+apprenticeship. "I pronounce it,"
+he says, "physically impossible to
+maintain the apprenticeship, with any
+hope of successful agriculture." The
+state to which the colony had been
+reduced, is told in the answer of the
+Assembly to this address: "Jamaica
+does, indeed, require repose; and we
+anxiously hope, that should we determine
+to remove an unnatural servitude,
+we shall be left in the exercise
+of our constitutional privileges, without
+interference." The colony was
+thus compelled to abolish the apprenticeship,
+although it had formed part of
+the plan of emancipation&mdash;not only that
+it might contribute to the compensation
+awarded for the abolition of slavery,
+but that it might become that intermediate
+state which might prepare the apprentices
+for absolute and unrestricted
+freedom, and afford the aid of experience
+in such legislation as was
+adapted to their altered condition. It
+was again and again described by the
+Secretary of State for the colonies, in
+moving his resolutions, "to be necessary
+not only for the security of the
+master, but for the welfare of the
+slave." The apprenticeship was thus
+abruptly terminated two years before
+the expiration of the period fixed by
+the act of the Imperial Parliament for
+its duration, before any new system of
+legislation had been adopted, and when
+the emancipated population had been
+taught to regard the planters with far
+less kindly feelings than those which
+they entertained in their state of
+slavery.</p>
+
+<p>The difficulties and dangers with
+which the colony was now threatened
+were such as would have appalled any
+prudent man, and would render it no
+less his interest than his duty to assist
+the Assembly in surmounting them.
+It was, however, the misfortune of
+Jamaica that her governor, from infirmity
+of body and of temper, far
+from endeavouring to surmount or
+lessen, so greatly increased these
+difficulties and dangers, that it appeared
+scarcely possible to extricate
+the colony from them. His conduct
+in the session of November 1838 was
+so gross a violation of the rights and
+privileges of the Assembly, as to leave
+that body no other alternative but
+that of passing a resolution, by which
+they refused to proceed to any other
+business, except that of providing the
+supplies to maintain the faith of the
+island towards the public creditor,
+until they had obtained reparation for
+this violation.</p>
+
+<p>This course had obtained the sanction,
+not only of long usage and
+practice, but of the government of
+the parent state. The history of Jamaica
+abounds in numerous instances
+where governors, who had by their
+conduct given occasion for its adoption,
+had been either recalled, or ordered
+by the Executive Government
+to make such communication to the
+Assembly as had the character of
+being an atonement for the violation
+of their privileges, and an express
+recognition of them. Upon this resolution
+being passed, the governor
+prorogued the Assembly. On being
+re-assembled, they adhered to their
+former resolution. The governor dissolved
+the Assembly. A general election
+took place, when the same members
+who had composed the large
+majority concurring on that resolution,
+were re-elected, and even an
+addition made to their majority. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_667" id="Page_667">[667]</a></span>
+Assembly, as might be expected, on
+being convened, adhered to their former
+resolution. It was then prorogued
+until the 10th of July 1839.
+The government, upon the urgent recommendation
+of the governor, and
+influenced by his misrepresentations,
+proposed to Parliament a measure
+for suspending the functions of the
+Legislative Assembly. Unjustifiable
+and reprehensible as this measure
+was, yet it is only an act of justice to
+the government of that day to
+remember that it originated, not
+only in the recommendation of the
+governor, supported also by that
+of the two preceding governors of
+Jamaica, but was sanctioned, and
+indeed urged on it, by several
+influential Jamaica proprietors and
+merchants, resident in London. Indeed,
+until the bill had been some
+time in the House of Commons, it
+was doubtful whether it would be
+opposed by Sir Robert Peel and his
+adherents. The determination of several
+members who usually supported
+the government, to oppose a measure
+destructive of the representative part
+of the constitution of this great
+colony, enabled him and his party
+to defeat the bill on the second
+reading. The government being
+thus left in a minority, resigned;
+but the attempt of Sir Robert Peel
+to form a ministry having failed, the
+former government was restored, and
+they introduced another bill, equally
+objectionable in its principles, and
+equally destructive of the representative
+branch of the Jamaica constitution.
+An amendment was proposed
+on the part of Sir Robert Peel, by the
+party then considered Conservative;
+but as the amendment would leave the
+bill still inconsistent with the rights
+of this popular branch of the constitution,
+they were deprived of the
+support of those who had before united
+with them in their opposition to the
+first bill, and they were therefore left in
+a minority. The bill passed the House
+of Commons. The amendment, which
+had been rejected, was adopted by the
+House of Lords, and the bill was
+passed. The powerful speeches of
+Lords Lyndhurst and Brougham, and
+those of the other noble lords by whom
+the amendment was supported, afford
+abundant evidence that they disapproved
+of the principles of the bill,
+and were unanswered and unanswerable
+arguments for its rejection.</p>
+
+<p>Lord John Russell, and other members
+of the government, might well
+believe, and express their prediction,
+that such a bill would not satisfy the
+Assembly, but that they would still
+refuse to resume their legislation; and
+that in the next session the House
+must adopt the original measure.</p>
+
+<p>It was in the power of the ministry,
+without resorting to any measure of
+undue interference which could have
+furnished their opponents with any
+ground of censure, by passively leaving
+the administration of the government
+of the colony to its ordinary
+course, and adopting the ordinary
+means of selecting a governor, to
+have fulfilled their own prediction.
+They might thus have saved themselves
+from the taunt with which
+Sir Robert Peel, in the debate on
+the 16th January 1840, attributed
+the satisfactory manner in which
+the Assembly of Jamaica had resumed
+their legislative proceedings,
+to "the opinion of the ministers having
+been overruled." But the conduct
+of Lord John Russell, who had
+then accepted the seals of secretary
+for the colonies, was influenced by
+higher motives. He immediately applied
+himself to secure, by confidence,
+the cordial co-operation of the Assembly
+of Jamaica, in that legislation
+which should promote the best interests
+of all classes of the community.
+For the accomplishment of this object,
+he anxiously sought for a governor who
+united the discretion, the judgment,
+the temper and firmness, which would
+promote that confidence, and obtain
+that co-operation, and, at the same
+time, maintain the dignity of the executive,
+and the supremacy of Parliament.</p>
+
+<p>From no consideration of personal
+or political connexion, but purely from
+the conviction that Lord Metcalfe
+was eminently distinguished by these
+qualities, Lord John Russell offered
+to him the Government of Jamaica.
+He had just returned from the East
+Indies, where he had displayed the
+greatest ability, and met with almost
+unexampled success. He had scarcely
+tasted the sweets of the repose which
+he had promised himself. His acceptance
+of the Government was a sacrifice
+of that repose to his high sense of
+duty, and to the noble desire of rendering<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_668" id="Page_668">[668]</a></span>
+a great public service to his
+country.</p>
+
+<p>But to little purpose would such a
+character have been selected, and to
+little purpose would he have possessed
+those eminent qualities, if he had been
+sent to Jamaica with instructions
+which would have controled their
+exercise. A more wise, just, and
+liberal policy was adopted by the government.
+Lord Metcalfe was left
+with the full, free, unfettered power
+of accomplishing, in his own manner,
+and according to his own discretion,
+the great object of his administration.
+Of the spirit of his instructions, and
+of the discretion and powers confided
+to him, he gives his own description
+in his answer to an address which, on
+his return to England, was presented
+him by the Jamaica proprietors resident
+in London, "I was charged by
+her Majesty's government with a
+mission of peace and reconciliation."</p>
+
+<p>It is scarcely possible to conceive a
+public trust so full of difficulties, and
+requiring the possession and exercise
+of so many high and rare qualities for
+its successful discharge, as the Government
+of Jamaica at the time it
+was undertaken by Lord Metcalfe.
+Some account has been given of the
+difficulties which attended the government
+of every West Indian colony,
+and of those which were peculiar to
+that of Jamaica. It should be added,
+that the office of Governor, independently
+of the difficulties occasioned
+by any particular event, is itself of
+so peculiar a character as to require
+no inconsiderable share of temper and
+address as well as judgment. He is
+the representative of his Sovereign,
+invested with many of the executive
+powers of sovereignty. He must constantly
+by his conduct maintain the
+dignity of his Sovereign. He cannot,
+consistently with either the usages of
+his office or the habits of society,
+detach himself from the community
+over which he presides as the representative
+of his Sovereign. It is
+necessary for him to guard against
+a possibility of his frequent and
+familiar intercourse with individuals,
+impairing their respect for him
+and his authority, and, at the same
+time, not deprive himself of the
+friendly disposition and confidence on
+their part which that intercourse may
+enable him to obtain. Especially
+must he prevent any knowledge of
+the motives and views of individuals
+with which this intercourse may supply
+him, from exercising too great, or,
+indeed, any apparent influence on his
+public conduct. It will be seen how
+well qualified Lord Metcalfe was to
+surmount, and how successfully he
+did surmount, all these difficulties.</p>
+
+<p>It has been stated, that the bill,
+even with the amendment it received
+in the House of Lords, was so inconsistent
+with the constitutional rights
+of Jamaica, that it was apprehended
+there would be great reluctance on the
+part of the Assembly to resume the
+exercise of its legislative functions.
+Considerations, which did honour to
+the character of that body, induced
+the members to overcome that reluctance,
+even before they had practical
+experience of the judicious and conciliatory
+conduct of Lord Metcalfe,
+and of the spirit in which he intended
+to administer his government. There
+was a party of noblemen and gentlemen,
+possessing considerable property
+in Jamaica, and of great influence in
+England, at the head of whom was
+that excellent man, the late Earl of
+Harewood, who had given their most
+cordial support, in and out of Parliament,
+to the agent of the colony in
+his opposition to the measure for
+suspending the legislative functions
+of the Assembly. They had thus
+acquired strong claims on the grateful
+attention of the legislature of Jamaica.
+In an earnest and affectionate appeal
+to the Assembly, they urged that body
+to resume its legislation. The Assembly
+and its constituents, with
+the generosity which has ever distinguished
+them, and with a grateful
+sense of the powerful support they
+had received from this party, felt the
+full force of their appeal. Lord Metcalfe,
+by his judicious conduct in
+relation to the bill, by the conciliatory
+spirit which his whole conduct on his
+arrival in Jamaica, and first meeting
+the Assembly, evinced, and by his
+success in impressing the members
+with the belief that her Majesty's
+government was influenced by the
+same spirit, inspired them with such
+confidence in the principles on which
+his government would be administered,
+that they did not insist on their
+objections to the bill, but resolved on
+resuming their legislation. They did<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_669" id="Page_669">[669]</a></span>
+resume it. "They gave him," to use
+his own language, "their hearty support
+and active co-operation in adopting
+and carrying into effect the views
+of her Majesty's government, and in
+passing laws adapted to the change
+which had taken place in the social relations
+of the inhabitants of Jamaica."</p>
+
+<p>Before we state the principles on
+which he so successfully conducted
+the government of Jamaica, and endeavour
+to represent the value of those
+services which, by its administration,
+he rendered to his country, we would
+select some of those qualities essential
+to constitute a great statesman, with
+which he was most richly endowed.
+He was entrusted with public duties
+of great responsibility at a very early
+period of life. Impressed with a deep
+sense of that responsibility, he felt
+that the faculties of his mind ought
+to be not only dedicated to the discharge
+of those duties, but that
+he ought to bestow on them that
+cultivation and improvement which
+could enable his country to derive
+the greatest benefit from them. He
+acquired the power of taking an enlarged
+and comprehensive view of all
+the bearings of every question which
+engaged his attention, and he exercised
+that power with great promptitude.
+He distinguished and separated
+with great facility and with great
+accuracy what was material from what
+was not in forming his judgment.
+He kept his mind always so well
+regulated, and its powers so entirely
+under his control&mdash;he preserved his
+temper so calm and unruffled&mdash;he
+resisted so successfully the approach
+of prejudice, that he was enabled to
+penetrate into the recesses of human
+conduct and motives, and to acquire
+the most intimate knowledge and the
+most practical experience of mankind.</p>
+
+<p>The acquisition of that experience is
+calculated to impress the statesman
+with an unfavourable opinion of his
+species, and to excite too general a
+feeling of distrust. This impression,
+unless its progress and effects are controlled,
+may exercise so great an influence
+as effectually to disable the
+judgment, frustrate the best intentions,
+and oppose so many obstacles
+as to render the noble character of
+a great and good statesman wholly
+unattainable. It is the part of
+wisdom no less than of benevolence,
+so far to control it, that it shall have
+no other effect than that of inducing
+caution, prudence, and circumspection.
+He will regard it as reminding
+him that those for whom he
+thinks and acts, are beings with the
+infirmities of our fallen nature; as
+teaching him to appeal to, and avail
+himself of the better feelings and
+motives of our nature; and, whenever
+it is practicable, to render those
+even of an opposite character the
+means of effecting good, and if that
+be not practicable, to correct and control
+them so as to deprive them of
+their baneful effects.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Metcalfe followed the dictates
+of his natural benevolence, no less
+than those of his excellent judgment,
+in applying to those purposes, and in
+this manner, his great knowledge and
+experience of mankind. Burke, who
+has been most truly called "the
+greatest philosopher in practice whom
+the world ever saw," has said, "that
+in the world we live in, distrust is but
+too necessary; some of old called it the
+very sinews of discretion. But what
+signify common-places, that always
+run parallel and equal? Distrust is
+good, or it is bad, according to our
+position and our purpose." Again,
+"there is a confidence necessary to
+human intercourse, and without which
+men are often more injured by their
+own suspicions, than they would be
+by the perfidy of others." No man
+knew better or made a more wise and
+judicious and successful application of
+these maxims of wisdom and benevolence
+than Lord Metcalfe. The
+grateful attachment of the community
+in which he lived abundantly proved
+that distrust, when it was required by
+his judgment, never impaired the
+kindness of his own disposition, or
+alienated from him the esteem and affection
+of others.</p>
+
+<p>The rock on which too often a
+governor has made shipwreck of his
+administration has been the selection
+of individuals or families on whom he
+bestowed his exclusive confidence.
+The jealousy and envy which this
+preference excited in others did not
+constitute the only or even the greatest
+part of the evil. The selected few
+were desirous of making themselves
+of importance, and inducing him to
+value their support as essential to the
+success of his government. With<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_670" id="Page_670">[670]</a></span>
+this view they attributed to others
+unfriendly feelings towards the governor
+which they never entertained,
+and endeavoured to persuade him
+that they themselves were the only
+persons on whom he could rely.
+Their professions betrayed him into
+the great error of too soon and too
+freely making them acquainted with
+the views and designs of his government.
+Lord Metcalfe was too wise
+and too just to have any favourites;
+towards all, he acted with
+a frankness, sincerity, and kindness
+which made all equally his friends.
+Lord Metcalfe united with singular
+equanimity of temper, an extraordinary
+degree of self-possession. He
+never was betrayed into an intimation
+of his opinions or intentions, if prudence
+required that they should not
+be known. The time when, and the
+extent to which such intimation should
+be given, were always the result of
+his previous deliberate judgment. But
+this reserve was accompanied with
+so much kindness and gentleness of
+manner, that it silenced any disappointment
+or mortification in not attaining
+that insight into his views
+which was sought. A short intercourse
+with Lord Metcalfe could not
+fail to satisfy the mind that any attempt
+to elicit from him opinions
+which he did not desire to impart,
+would be wholly fruitless.</p>
+
+<p>Another evil, no less injurious to the
+government than to the colony, was
+the hasty and imperfect estimate
+which governors formed of the motives
+and conduct of colonial legislatures.
+It had then been too frequent to
+represent those bodies as influenced
+by a hostile feeling, where no such
+feeling existed, and to exaggerate their
+difficulties in administering their government.
+Lord Metcalfe's administration
+was characterised by the candour
+with which he appreciated, the
+fidelity with which in his communications
+to her Majesty's government he
+represented, and the uncompromising
+honesty and firmness with which he
+vindicated the motives and acts of the
+Jamaica legislature, and repelled the
+prejudices, the misrepresentations, and
+calumnies by which it had been
+assailed. He brought to his administration,
+and never failed to evince, a
+constitutional respect for the institutions
+of the colony, and the strictest
+impartiality in maintaining the just
+rights of all classes of the community.
+Her Majesty's government continued
+to him that unlimited confidence he so
+well deserved, and left him to carry
+out his wise and beneficent principles
+of government. To cheer him in his
+noble undertaking, to bestow on the
+Assembly the most gratifying reward
+for their conduct, and to give them
+the highest assurance of the confidence
+of the government, the royal speech
+on the prorogation of Parliament contained
+her Majesty's gracious approbation
+of the disposition and proceedings
+of the legislature.</p>
+
+<p>So sound were the principles on
+which he administered the government&mdash;so
+firm and lasting was the confidence
+reposed in him by the assembly,
+that during his administration
+there was not the slightest interruption
+of the most perfect harmony
+between him and the different branches
+of the legislature. He had the satisfaction
+of witnessing a most beneficent
+change in the manner, the care, and
+spirit in which the acts of the colonial
+legislature were examined, objections
+to them treated, and amendments
+required, by the government. The
+acts were not, as before, at once
+disallowed; but the proposed amendments
+were made the subjects of recommendation
+by communications to
+the legislature from the governor.
+The Assembly felt this change, and met
+it in a corresponding spirit, which
+readily disposed them to adopt the
+recommendations of the government.</p>
+
+<p>Having fully and effectually accomplished
+the noble and Christian purpose
+with which he undertook the
+arduous duties of the government, he
+resigned it in June 1842. The state
+in which he left Jamaica, contrasted
+with that in which he found the colony
+on the commencement of his administration,
+was his rich reward. He came
+to Jamaica at a time when her legislation
+was suspended, mutual feelings
+of distrust and jealousy disturbing not
+only the relation between the governor
+and the legislature, but all the social
+relations in the colony; when laws
+were required for the altered state of
+society, and when the tranquillity and
+existence of the colony were placed in
+the greatest jeopardy. When he resigned
+the government, there had been
+effected a perfect reconciliation of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_671" id="Page_671">[671]</a></span>
+colony and the mother country; order
+and harmony, and good feeling
+amongst all classes had been restored;
+legislation had been resumed, laws
+had been passed adapted to the change
+which had taken place in the social
+relations of the inhabitants; and the
+cordial and active co-operation of the
+legislature had been afforded, notwithstanding
+the financial difficulties of
+the colony, in extending at a great
+cost the means of religious and moral
+instruction, and in making the most
+valuable improvements in the judicial
+system. He quitted the shores of
+Jamaica beloved, respected, and revered,
+with a gratitude and real attachment
+which few public men ever
+experienced. The inhabitants of Jamaica
+raised to him a monument
+which might mark their grateful homage
+to his memory. But there is
+engraven on the hearts of the public
+of Jamaica another memorial, in
+the affectionate gratitude and esteem
+with which they will feel the enduring
+blessings of his government, and recall
+his Christian charity, ever largely
+exercised in alleviating individual distress;
+his kindness and condescension
+in private life; and his munificent support
+of all their religious and charitable
+institutions, and of every undertaking
+which could promote the prosperity
+and happiness of the colony.</p>
+
+<p>On Lord Metcalfe's arrival in England,
+a numerous meeting of the Jamaica
+proprietors and merchants was
+held, and an address presented to him,
+in which they offered him the tribute
+of their warmest and sincerest gratitude
+for the benefits which he had
+conferred on the colony "by the eminent
+talents, the wise, and just, and
+liberal principles which made his administration
+of the government a
+blessing to the colony, and had secured
+him the affection of all classes
+of the inhabitants, as well as the high
+approbation of his sovereign."</p>
+
+<p>His answer to that address was a
+beautiful illustration of the unaffected
+modesty, of the kindness and benevolence
+of his disposition, and of the
+principles which influenced his administration.
+"Charged by her Majesty's
+government with a mission of
+peace and reconciliation, I was received
+in Jamaica with open arms.
+The duties which I had to perform
+were obvious; my first proceedings
+were naturally watched with anxiety;
+but as they indicated good-will and a
+fair spirit, I obtained hearty support
+and co-operation. My task in acting
+along with the spirit which animated
+the colony was easy. Internal differences
+were adjusted&mdash;either by being
+left to the natural progress of affairs,
+during which the respective parties
+were enabled to apprehend their real
+interests; or by mild endeavours to
+promote harmony, and discourage dissension.
+The loyalty, the good sense,
+and good feeling of the colony did
+every thing."</p>
+
+<p>The beneficial effects of his administration
+did not cease on his resignation.
+The principles on which he
+had conducted it, were such, that an
+adherence to them could not fail to
+secure similar effects in every succeeding
+government. It was his great object
+to cultivate such mutual confidence
+and good feeling between her Majesty's
+government and the legislature,
+and all classes of the colony, as would
+influence and be apparent in the views
+and measures of the government, and
+as would secure the cordial co-operation
+of the legislature in adopting
+them. In promoting that object, he
+was ever anxious to supply the government
+with those means, which his
+local information and experience could
+alone furnish, of fully understanding
+and justly appreciating the views and
+measures of the Assembly. He was
+sensibly alive to whatever might impair
+the confidence of the government
+in that body. It was his desire to
+convey the most faithful representations
+himself, and to correct any misrepresentations
+conveyed by others.
+In a word, it was his constant object
+to keep the government fully and
+faithfully informed of all which would
+enable it to render justice to the
+colony. Until Lord Metcalfe's administration,
+her Majesty's government
+never understood, and never rightly
+appreciated, the motives and conduct
+of the legislature of Jamaica, and
+never did they know the confidence
+which might be bestowed on that
+legislature, and the all-powerful influence
+which, by means of that confidence,
+could be exercised on its
+legislation. The foundation for the
+most successful, because the most
+beneficial, government was thus permanently
+laid by Lord Metcalfe.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_672" id="Page_672">[672]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Lord Elgin succeeded Lord Metcalfe
+as the governor of Jamaica.
+He had the wisdom to follow the
+example of his predecessor, and adopt
+his principles of government, and pursue
+the path which he had opened.
+His administration was uninterrupted
+by any misunderstanding between the
+executive government and the Assembly.
+It merited and received the
+approbation of his sovereign, and the
+gratitude of the colony.</p>
+
+<p>More than six years have elapsed
+since Lord Metcalfe entered on the
+government of Jamaica. During that
+space of time, in the former history of
+the colony, there were frequent dissolutions
+or prorogations caused by some
+dispute between the government and
+the Assembly, or between the different
+branches of the legislature. Since the
+appointment of Lord Metcalfe, no misunderstanding
+has arisen, but perfect
+harmony has prevailed amongst them.
+The principles of Lord Metcalfe, which
+established the relations between the
+government of the parent state and
+the various branches of the legislature
+of Jamaica, and between all
+classes of society there, in perfect
+confidence and good feeling, and entirely
+excluded distrust and suspicion,
+were so strongly recommended by the
+enduring success of his administration,
+that it is not possible to anticipate
+that they will ever be forgotten
+or abandoned. There can be no difficulties
+which may not be surmounted,
+and confidence can never be supplanted
+by distrust: there can be no governor
+of Jamaica whose administration
+will not have merited and received the
+approbation of his sovereign, and the
+gratitude of the colony, so long as he
+religiously follows the example, and
+adheres to the principles of Lord Metcalfe.
+By such an adherence to these
+principles, Jamaica will retain, not the
+remembrance alone of the wisdom, the
+justice, the benevolence of his administration,
+and the blessings it conferred,
+but she will enjoy, in every
+succeeding generation, the same administration,
+for although directed by
+another hand, it will be characterised
+by the sane wisdom, the same justice
+and beneficence, and confer on her the
+same blessings.</p>
+
+<p>But as the beneficent effects of his
+government are not limited in their duration
+to the time, so neither are they
+confined to the colony, in which it was
+administered. The same experience of
+its success, and the same considerations
+no less of interest than of duty, recommend
+and secure the adoption of
+its principles in the administration of
+the government of every other colony,
+as well as of Jamaica. Such was the
+impression with which the other British
+colonies regarded his administration
+in Jamaica. They considered
+that the same principles on which the
+government of Jamaica had been administered,
+would be adopted in the
+administration of their governments.
+Shortly after Lord Metcalfe's return
+from Jamaica, a numerous and influential
+body, interested in the other
+colonies, presented him with an address,
+expressing "the sentiments of
+gratitude and admiration with which
+they appreciated the ability, the
+impartiality, and the success of his
+administration of the government of
+Jamaica. They gratefully acknowledged
+his undeviating adherence to
+those just and liberal principles by
+which alone the relations between the
+parent state and the colonies can be
+maintained with the feelings essential
+to their mutual honour and welfare;
+and they expressed their conviction,
+that, as his administration must be
+the unerring guide for that of every
+other colony, so its benefits will extend
+to the whole colonial empire of
+Great Britain." Thus, by his administration
+of the government of one
+colony, during only the short space of
+two years, he laid the foundation for
+that permanent union of this and all
+the other colonies with the parent
+state, which would secure the welfare
+and happiness of the millions by whom
+they are inhabited, and add to the
+strength, the power, and splendour of
+the British empire.</p>
+
+<p>Such is a faint record of only
+two years of the distinguished public
+life of this great and good man.
+How few statesmen have ever furnished
+materials for such a record?
+What greater good can be desired for
+our country, than that the example
+of Lord Metcalfe, and his administration
+of Jamaica, may ever be "the
+guide-post and land-mark" in her
+councils for the government of all her
+colonies, and may ever exercise a predominant
+influence in the relations
+between them and the parent state?</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_673" id="Page_673">[673]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>ANNALS AND ANTIQUITIES OF LONDON.</h2>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p><i>An Antiquarian Ramble in the Streets of London; with Anecdotes of their more
+celebrated Residents.</i> By J. T. <span class="smcap">Smith</span>, late Keeper of the Prints and Drawings in
+the British Museum, Author of <i>Nollekins and his Times</i>, &amp;c.</p></blockquote>
+
+
+<p>What is London? Walk into Lombard
+Street, and ask the Merchant;
+he will tell you at once&mdash;the Docks
+and the Custom-House, Lloyd's and
+the Bank, the Exchange, Royal or
+Stock. Drive your cab to the Carlton,
+and learn that it is Pall-mall and
+the Clubs, St James's and the Parks,
+Almack's and the Opera. Carry your
+question and your fee together to legal
+chambers, and be told that it is Westminster
+and Chancery Lane, Lincoln's
+Inn and the Temple. All that remains
+of mankind, that is not to be numbered
+in these several categories, will
+tell you it is a huge agglomeration
+of houses and shops, churches and
+theatres, markets and monuments,
+gas-pipes and paving-stones. Believe
+none&mdash;Yes, believe them all! We
+make our London, as we make our
+World, out of what attracts and interests
+ourselves. Few are they who
+behold in this vast metropolis a many-paged
+volume, abounding in instruction,
+offering to historian and philosopher,
+poet and antiquary, a luxuriant
+harvest and never-failing theme. We
+consider London, with reference to
+what it is and may become, not to
+what it has been. The present and
+the future occupy us to the exclusion
+of the past. We perambulate the great
+arteries of the Monster City, from
+Tyburn to Cornhill, from Whitechapel
+to the Wellington statue, and our
+minds receive no impression, save
+what is directly conveyed through our
+eyes; we pass, unheeding, a thousand
+places and objects rich in memories of
+bygone days, of strange and stirring
+events&mdash;great men long since deceased,
+and customs now long obsolete. We
+care not to dive into the narrow lanes
+and filthy alleys, where, in former centuries,
+sons of Genius and the Muses
+dwelt and starved; we seek not the
+dingy old taverns where the wit of
+our ancestors sparkled; upon the spot
+where a hero fell or a martyr perished,
+we pause not to gaze and to recall
+the memories of departed virtue and
+greatness. We are a matter-of-fact
+generation, too busy in money-getting
+to speculate upon the past. So crowded
+has the world become, that there
+is scarce standing-room; and even the
+lingering ghosts of olden times are
+elbowed and jostled aside. It is the
+triumph of the tangible and positive
+over the shadowy and poetical.</p>
+
+<p>Things which men will not seek,
+they often thankfully accept when
+brought to them in an attractive form
+and without trouble. Upon this calculation
+has the book before us been
+written. It is an attempt to convey,
+in amusing narrative, the history, ancient,
+mediæval, and modern, of the
+streets and houses of London. For
+such a work, which necessarily partakes
+largely of the nature of a compilation,
+it is obvious that industry is
+more essential than talent&mdash;extensive
+reading than a brilliant pen. Both of
+industry and reading Mr Smith makes
+a respectable display, and therefore
+we shall not cavil at any minor deficiencies.
+His subject would have been
+better treated in a lighter and more
+detached form; and, in this respect,
+he might have taken a hint from an
+existing French work of a similar nature,
+relating to Paris. But his materials
+are too sterling and interesting
+to be spoiled by any slight mistake in
+the handling. He has accumulated a
+large mass of information, quotation,
+and extract; and although few persons
+may read his book continuously
+from beginning to end, very many, we
+are sure, will dip with pleasure and
+interest into its pages.</p>
+
+<p>West and East would have been no
+inappropriate title for Mr Smith's twin
+volumes. In the first, he keeps on the
+Court side of Temple Bar; the second
+he devotes to the City. As may be
+supposed, the former is the more
+sprightly and piquant chronicle; but<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_674" id="Page_674">[674]</a></span>
+the latter does not yield to it in striking
+records and interesting historical
+facts. Let us accompany the antiquarian
+on his first ramble, from
+Hyde Park Corner to Charing Cross,
+starting from Apsley House, of which,
+although scarcely included in the design
+of his work, as announced on the
+title-page, he gives, as of various
+other modern buildings, a concise account.</p>
+
+<p>How few individuals of the human
+tide that daily flows and ebbs along
+Piccadilly are aware, that within a
+century that aristocratic quarter was
+a most disreputable outlet from London.
+The ground now covered with
+ranges of palaces, the snug and select
+district of May Fair, dear to opulent
+dowagers and luxurious <i>célibataires</i>,
+was occupied, but a short hundred
+years since, by a few detached dwellings
+in extensive gardens, and by a
+far larger number of low taverns.
+Some of these, as the White Horse
+and Half Moon, have given their
+names to the streets to which their
+bowling-greens and skittle-alleys tardily
+gave way. The Sunday excursions
+of the lower orders were then more
+circumscribed than at present; and
+these Piccadilly publics were much
+resorted to on the Sabbath, in the
+manner of a country excursion; for
+Piccadilly was then the country.
+"Among the advertisements of sales
+by auction in the original edition of
+the <i>Spectator</i>, in folio, published in
+1711, the mansion of Streater, jun.,
+is advertised as <i>his country house</i>,
+being near Bolton Row, in Piccadilly;
+his town residence was in Gerrard
+Street, Soho." The taverns nearest
+to Hyde Park were chiefly patronised
+by the soldiers, particularly, we are
+informed, on review days, when they
+sat in rows upon wooden benches,
+placed in the street for their accommodation,
+combing, soaping, and
+powdering each other's hair. The
+bad character of the neighbourhood,
+and perhaps, also, the nuisance of
+May Fair, which lasted for fifteen
+days, and was not abolished till 1708,
+prevented the ground from increasing
+in value; and accordingly we find
+that Mr Shepherd, after whom Shepherd's
+Market was named, offered for
+sale, as late as the year 1750, his
+freehold mansion in Curzon Street,
+and its adjacent gardens, for five
+hundred pounds. At that price it
+was subsequently sold. Houses there
+were, however, in the then despised
+neighbourhood of Piccadilly, of high
+value; but it arose from their intrinsic
+magnificence, which counterbalanced
+the disadvantages of situation. Evelyn
+mentions having visited Lord John
+Berkeley at his stately new house,
+which was said to have cost thirty
+thousand pounds, and had a cedar
+staircase. He greatly commends the
+gardens, and says that he advised the
+planting of certain holly-hedges on
+the terrace. Stratton Street was built
+on the Berkeley estate, and so named
+in compliment to the Stratton line of
+that family. At what is now the
+south end of Albemarle Street, stood
+Clarendon House, built, as Bishop
+Burnet tells us, on a piece of ground
+granted to Lord Clarendon by Charles
+II. The Earl wished to have a plain
+ordinary house, but those he employed
+preferred erecting a palace, whose
+total cost amounted to fifty thousand
+pounds.</p>
+
+<p>"During the war," says the Bishop,
+"and in the plague year, he had about
+three hundred men at work, which
+he thought would have been an
+acceptable thing, when so many men
+were kept at work, and so much
+money, as was duly paid, circulated
+about. But it had a contrary effect:
+it raised a great outcry against him."
+The sale of Dunkirk to the French
+for four hundred thousand pounds,
+had taken place only three years
+before, and was still fresh in men's
+minds. The odium of this transaction
+fell chiefly on Lord Clarendon,
+who was accused of pocketing a share
+of its profits; and the people gave
+the name of Dunkirk House to his
+new mansion. Others called it Holland
+House, thereby insinuating that
+it was built with bribes received from
+the Dutch, with whom this country
+then waged a disastrous war. In
+spite of popular outcry, however, the
+house was completed in 1667, the year
+of Clarendon's disgrace and banishment.
+Fifteen years later, after his
+death, his heir sold the place to the Duke
+of Albemarle for twenty-five thousand
+pounds, just half what it cost; and the
+Duke parted with it for ten thousand
+more. Finally, it was pulled down<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_675" id="Page_675">[675]</a></span>
+to make room for Albemarle and
+Stafford Streets; of which latter, as
+appears from old plans of London,
+the centre of Clarendon House occupied
+the entire site.</p>
+
+<p>Piccadilly was formerly the headquarters
+of the makers of leaden
+figures. The first yard for this worthless
+description of statues was founded
+by John Van Nost, one of the numerous
+train of Dutchmen who followed
+William III. to England. His establishment
+soon had imitators and
+rivals; and, in 1740, there were four
+of these figure-yards in Piccadilly, all
+driving a flourishing trade in their
+leaden lumber. The statues were as
+large as life, and often painted.
+"They consisted of Punch, Harlequin,
+Columbine, and other pantomimical
+characters; mowers whetting
+their scythes, haymakers resting on
+their rakes, gamekeepers in the act
+of shooting, and <i>Roman</i> soldiers with
+<i>firelocks</i>; but, above all, that of a
+kneeling African with a sundial upon
+his head, found the most extensive
+sale." Copies from the antique were
+also there, and had many admirers;
+but the unsuitableness of the heavy
+and pliable material was soon discovered,
+and, after a brief existence,
+the figure-yards died a natural death.</p>
+
+<p>On the etymology of the word
+Piccadilly, Mr Smith expends much
+erudite research, without, as it appears
+to us, arriving at a very definite or
+satisfactory conclusion. A pickadill
+is defined by Blount, in his <i>Glossography</i>,
+as "the round hem of a
+garment, or other thing; also a kinde
+of stiff collar, made in fashion of a
+band." Hence Mr Smith infers, that
+the famous ordinary near St James's,
+which first bore the name of Piccadilly,
+may have received it because at
+that time it was the outmost or skirt-house
+of the suburb. The derivation
+is ingenious, but rather far-fetched.
+Another notion is, that a certain
+Higgin, a tailor, who built the house,
+had acquired his money by the manufacture
+of pickadills, then in great
+vogue. The orthography of the name
+has varied considerably. Evelyn mentions
+in his memoirs, that, as one of
+the commissioners for reforming the
+buildings and streets of London, he
+ordered the paving of the road from
+St James's North, "which was a quagmire,"
+and likewise of the Haymarket
+about "Pigudello." In the same
+year, however, 1662, it is found
+inscribed in tradesmen's tokens as
+Pickadilla; and this appears to be
+the most ancient mode of spelling it.
+In <i>Gerard's Herbal</i>, published in the
+reign of Queen Elizabeth, (1596,) the
+author, talking of the "small wild
+buglosse," says that this little flower
+"growes upon the drie ditch bankes
+about Pickadilla."</p>
+
+<p>Where Bennet and Arlington Streets
+now stand, was formerly the celebrated
+mulberry gardens, referred to by Malone
+as a favourite haunt of Dryden,
+who loved to eat tarts there with his
+mistress, Anne Reeve. To the polite
+ears of the nineteenth century, the
+very name of a public garden is a
+sound of horror; and to see the cream
+of <i>the ton</i> taking their evening lounge
+at Cremorne, or the "Royal Property,"
+and battening upon mulberry tarts and
+sweetened wine, would excite as much
+astonishment as if we read in the <i>Moniteur</i>
+that the Duchess of Orleans
+had led a <i>galop</i> at Musard's masquerade.
+In the easy-going days of the
+second Charles, things were very different,
+and a fashionable company
+was wont to collect at the Mulberry
+Garden, to sit in its pleasant arbours,
+and feast upon cheesecakes and syllabubs.
+The ladies frequently went
+in masks, which was a great mode at
+that time, and one often adopted by
+the court dames to escape detection
+in the intrigues and mad pranks they
+so liberally permitted themselves.
+"In <i>The Humorous Lovers</i>, a comedy
+written by the Duke of Newcastle,<a name="FNanchor_4_4" id="FNanchor_4_4"></a><a href="#Footnote_4_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a>
+and published in 1677, the
+third scene of Act I. is in the Mulberry<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_676" id="Page_676">[676]</a></span>
+Garden. Baldman observes to Courtly,
+''Tis a delicate plump wench; now, a
+blessing on the hearts of them that
+were the contrivers of this garden;
+this wilderness is the prettiest convenient
+place to woo a widow, Courtly.'"
+One can hardly fancy a wilderness in
+the heart of St James's, except of
+houses; but the one mentioned in the
+above passage had ceased to exist
+at the time the play appeared, at
+least as a place of public resort. Five
+years previously, the King had granted
+to Henry Earl of Arlington, "that
+whole piece or parcel of ground called
+the Mulberry Gardens, together with
+eight houses, with their appurtenances
+thereon," at a rent of twenty shillings
+per annum. Goring House, in which
+Mr Secretary Bennet, afterwards Earl
+of Arlington, resided, was probably
+one of these eight houses. Two years
+subsequently to the grant, it was burnt
+down, and the earl removed to Arlington
+House, which stood on the
+site of Buckingham Palace. Sheffield,
+Duke of Buckingham, bought the
+former, pulled it down in 1703, and
+erected a new mansion, which was
+sold to the crown by his son, and
+allotted, in 1775, as a residence for
+the Queen, instead of Somerset House.</p>
+
+<p>We are glad to learn from Mr Smith,
+that there is a plan on foot for the
+removal of the confined, dirty, and
+unwholesome district between Buckingham
+Palace and Westminster Abbey,
+now one of the vilest parts of
+the metropolis, the favourite abode
+of thieves, beggars, pawnbrokers, and
+gin-sellers. The streets adjacent to
+the palace have at no time been of
+the most spacious or respectable description,
+although Pimlico is vastly
+improved from what it was in the
+days of Ben Jonson, who uses the
+name to express all that was lowest
+and most disreputable. In his play
+of <i>The Alchymist</i>, he says, "Gallants,
+men and women, and of all
+sorts, tag-rag and bob-tail, have been
+seen to flock here in threaves, these
+ten weeks, as to a second Hoxton or
+Pimlico." And again, "besides other
+gallants, oysterwomen, sailors' wives,
+tobacco-men&mdash;another Pimlico." <i>Apropos</i>
+of the gin-palaces which have
+replaced the old-fashioned public-houses
+that abounded some twenty
+years ago in Westminster, Mr Smith
+makes a digression on the subject of
+drunkenness, and quotes some curious
+particulars from an old treatise, called
+<i>The London and Country Brewer</i>.
+"Our drunkenness, as a national
+vice," says the writer, "takes its date
+from the restoration of Charles the
+Second, or a few years later." It may
+be questioned whether drunkenness
+was not pretty well established as an
+English vice long before the period
+here referred to. We have the authority
+of various writers, however, for
+its having greatly increased about the
+time of the Stuarts' restoration. "A
+spirit of extravagant joy," says Burnet,
+in his <i>History of his own Times</i>,
+"spread over the nation. All ended
+in entertainments and drunkenness,
+which overrun the three kingdoms to
+such a degree, that it very much corrupted
+all their morals. Under the
+colour of drinking the King's health,
+there were great disorders, and much
+riot every where." This was no unnatural
+reaction after the stern austerity
+of the Protectorate. "As to
+the materials, (of drunkenness,") continues
+<i>The Brewer</i>, "beer and ale
+were considerable articles; they went
+a great way in the work at first, but
+were far from being sufficient; and
+then strong waters came into play.
+The occasion was this: In the Dutch
+wars it had been observed that the
+captains of the Hollanders' men-of-war,
+when they were about to engage
+with our ships, usually set a hogshead
+of brandy abroach afore the mast, and
+bid the men drink <i>sustick</i>, that they
+might fight <i>lustick</i>; and our poor seamen
+felt the force of the brandy to
+their cost. We were not long behind
+them; but suddenly after the war we
+began to abound in strong-water
+shops." Even the chandlers and the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_677" id="Page_677">[677]</a></span>
+barber-surgeons kept stores of spirituous
+compounds, for the most part of
+exceeding bad quality, but sweetened
+and spiced, and temptingly displayed
+in rows of glass bottles, under Latin
+names of imposing sound. Aniseed-water
+was the favourite dram; until
+the French, finding out the newly-acquired
+taste of their old enemies,
+deluged the English markets with
+brandy, which was recommended by
+the physicians, and soon acquired
+universal popularity. It was sold
+about the streets in small measures,
+at a halfpenny and a penny each; and
+the consumption was prodigious, until
+a war broke out with France, when
+the supply of course stopped, and the
+poor were compelled to return to their
+<i>aqua vitæ</i> and <i>aqua mirabilis</i>, or, better
+than either, to the ale-glass. When
+speaking of the royal cockpit at Whitehall,
+Mr Smith tells us of "Admiral
+M'Bride, a brave sailor of the old
+school, who constantly kept game-cocks
+on board his ship, and on the
+morning of an action, endeavoured,
+and that successfully, to animate his
+men by the spectacle of a cock-fight
+between decks." This, if not a very
+humane expedient, according to modern
+notions, was at any rate an
+improvement upon Dutch courage,
+with which British seamen of the
+present day would scorn to fortify
+themselves.</p>
+
+<p>St James's Park, originally a
+swamp, was first inclosed by Harry
+the Eighth, but little was done towards
+its improvement and embellishment until
+after the Restoration. It was within
+its precincts, that in July 1626 Lord
+Conway assembled the numerous and
+troublesome French retinue of Queen
+Henrietta Maria, and communicated
+to them the king's pleasure that they
+should immediately quit the country.
+The legion of hungry foreigners, including
+several priests and a boy
+bishop, scarcely of age, had hoped
+long to fatten upon English soil, and
+they received their dismissal with
+furious outcry and loud remonstrance.
+Their royal mistress also was greatly
+incensed, and broke several panes of
+glass with her fists, in no very queenly
+style. But Charles for once was resolute;
+the Frenchmen had, to use his
+own expressions, so dallied with his
+patience, and so highly affronted him,
+that he could no longer endure it.
+They found, however, all sorts of
+pretexts to delay their departure,
+claiming wages and perquisites which
+were not due, and alleging that they
+had debts in London, and could not
+go away till these were discharged.
+L'Estrange, in his Life of Charles I.,
+and D'Israeli in his <i>Commentaries</i>,
+gives many curious particulars of the
+proceedings of this troop of bloodsuckers.
+Under pretence of perquisites,
+they pillaged the queen's wardrobe
+and jewel-case, not leaving her
+even a change of linen. The king accorded
+them a reasonable delay for
+their preparations, but at last he lost
+all patience, as will be seen by the
+following characteristic letter to the
+Duke of Buckingham, dated from
+Oaking, the 7th of August 1626:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Steenie</span>,&mdash;I have received your
+letter by Dic Greame, (Sir Richard
+Graham.) This is my answer: I command
+you to send all the French away
+to-morrow out of the towne, if you can
+by fair means, (but stike not long in
+disputing,) otherways force them away,
+dryving them away lyke so manie wilde
+beastes, until ye have shipped them, and
+so the devil goe with them. Let me
+heare no answer, but of the performance
+of my command. So I rest your faithful,
+constant, loving friend, C. R."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>Thereupon the debts of the obnoxious
+French were paid, their
+claims, both just and unjust, satisfied,
+presents given to some of them, and
+they set out for Dover, nearly forty
+coaches full. "As Madame St George,
+whose vivacity is always described
+as extremely French, was stepping
+into the boat, one of the mob could
+not resist the satisfaction of
+flinging a stone at her French cap.
+An English courtier, who was conducting
+her, instantly quitted his
+charge, ran the fellow through the
+body, and quietly returned to the
+boat. The man died on the spot, but
+no further notice appears to have been
+taken of the inconsiderate gallantry of
+the English courtier."</p>
+
+<p>The Stuarts were commonly plagued
+with the foreign attendants of their
+wives. When Charles the Second's
+spouse, Catherine of Braganza, arrived
+in England, she was escorted by
+a train of Portuguese ladies, who
+highly disgusted the king and his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_678" id="Page_678">[678]</a></span>
+court, less, however, by their Papistry
+and greediness, than by their surpassing
+ugliness and obstinate adherence
+to the fashions of their country. "Six
+frights," says Anthony Hamilton in
+his memoirs of Count Grammont,
+"who called themselves maids of
+honour, and a duenna, another
+monster, who took the title of governess
+to these extraordinary beauties.
+Among the men were Francisco de
+Melo, and one Tauravedez, who called
+himself Don Pedro Francisco Correo
+de Silva, extremely handsome, but a
+greater fool than all the Portuguese
+put together; he was more vain of his
+names than his person; but the Duke
+of Buckingham, a still greater fool
+than he, though more addicted to
+raillery, gave him the name of Peter
+of the Wood. He was so enraged at
+this, that, after many fruitless complaints
+and ineffectual menaces, poor
+Pedro de Silva was obliged to leave
+England; while the happy duke kept
+possession of a Portuguese nymph
+more hideous than the queen's maids
+of honour, whom he had taken from
+him, as well as two of his names.
+Besides these, there were six chaplains,
+four bakers, a Jew perfumer, and
+a certain officer, probably without an
+office, who called himself her highness's
+barber." Evelyn also tells us,
+that "the queen arrived with a train
+of Portuguese ladies in their monstrous
+fardingals or guard-infantas,
+their complexions olivader, and sufficiently
+unagreeable;" and Lord
+Clarendon talks of "a numerous
+family of men and women, that were
+sent from Portugal"&mdash;the women "old
+and ugly and proud, incapable of any
+conversation with persons of quality
+and a liberal education; and they
+desired, and indeed had conspired
+so far to possess the queen herself,
+that she should neither learn the
+English language, nor use their habit,
+nor depart from the manners and
+fashions of her own country in any
+particulars." Although the Infanta
+herself was by no means ill-looking,
+her charms did not come up to those
+of the flattered portrait which her
+mother, the old Queen of Portugal,
+had sent to Charles; and it is possible
+that the selection of plain women for
+her retinue had been intentional, that
+their ugliness might serve as a foil to
+her moderate amount of beauty. After
+a short time, however, the majority
+of these uncomely Lusitanians were
+sent back to their native country.</p>
+
+<p>To return to Mr Smith and St
+James's Park. After his Restoration,
+Charles the Second, who, as
+worthy Thomas Blount says in his
+Boscobel, had been hunted to and fro
+like a "partridge upon the mountains,"
+became very <i>casanier</i>, decidedly
+stay-at-home, in his habits, and
+cared little to absent himself from
+London and its vicinity. He had had
+buffeting and wandering enough in
+his youth, and, on ascending the
+throne of his unfortunate father, he
+thought of little besides making himself
+comfortable in his capital, careless
+of expense, which, even in his greatest
+need, he seems never to have calculated.
+He planted the avenues of the
+park, made a canal and an aviary for
+rare birds, which gave the name to
+Bird-Cage Walk. Amongst other
+freaks, and to provide for a witty
+Frenchman who amused him, he
+erected Duck Island into a government.
+Charles de St Denis, seigneur
+of St Evremond, who had been
+banished from France for a satire on
+Cardinal Mazarine, was the first and,
+it is believed, the last governor. He
+drew the salary attached to the appointment,
+which was certainly a more
+lucrative than honourable one for a
+man of his talents and reputation.
+According to Evelyn, Charles stored
+the park with "numerous flocks of
+fowle. There were also deer of several
+countries&mdash;white, spotted like leopards;
+antelopes, as elk, red deer,
+roebucks, staggs, Guinea grates, Arabian
+sheep," &amp;c. In the Mall, also
+made by him, Charles played at ball
+and took his daily walk. "Here,"
+says Colley Cibber, "Charles was
+often seen amid crowds of spectators,
+feeding his ducks and playing with
+his dogs, affable even with the meanest
+of his subjects." Mr Smith regrets
+the diminished affability and
+less accessible mood of sovereigns of
+the nineteenth century, although he
+admits that the populace of France
+and England are at the present day
+too rude for it to be advisable that
+kings and queens should walk amongst
+them with the easy familiarity of the
+second Charles. Of that there can<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_679" id="Page_679">[679]</a></span>
+be very little doubt. Even Charles,
+whose dislike of ceremony and restraint,
+and love of gossip and new
+faces, were cause, at least as much as
+any desire for popularity, that he thus
+mingled with the mob, occasionally
+experienced the disagreeables of his
+undignified manner of life. Aubrey
+the credulous, Mr Smith tells us, relates
+in his Miscellanies the following
+anecdote of an incident that occurred
+in the Park. "Avise Evans had a
+fungous nose, and said that it was
+revealed to him that the king's hand
+would cure him: and at the first
+coming of King Charles II. into St
+James's Park, he kissed the king's
+hand, and rubbed his nose with it,
+which disturbed the king, but cured
+him." It was whilst walking on the
+Mall that the pretended Popish plot of
+Oates and Bedloe was announced
+to Charles. "On the 12th of August
+1678," says Hume, "one Kirby, a
+chemist, accosted the king as he was
+walking in the Park. 'Sir,' said he,
+'keep within the company; your
+enemies have a design upon your life,
+and you may be shot in this very
+walk.' Being asked the reason of
+these strange speeches, he said that
+two men, called Grove and Pickering,
+had engaged to shoot the king, and
+Sir George Wakeman, the queen's
+physician, to poison him." Charles,
+unlike his grandfather, the timid
+James, was little apprehensive of assassination,
+and, when sauntering in
+the Park, preferred the society of two
+or three intimates to the attendance
+of a retinue. On one occasion, however,
+as a biographer has recorded,
+an impudent barber startled him from
+his usual happy <i>insouciance</i>. Accustomed
+to chat familiarly with his
+good-humoured master, the chin-scraper
+ventured to observe, whilst
+operating upon that of the king, that
+he considered no officer of the court
+had a more important trust than himself.
+"Why so, friend?" inquired
+the king. "Why," replied the barber,
+"I could cut your majesty's throat
+whenever I chose." Charles started
+up in consternation, swore that the
+very thought was treason, and the indiscreet
+man of razors was deprived
+of his delicate charge.</p>
+
+<p>In the <i>Daily Post</i> for October 31st,
+1728, is an order of the Board of
+Green Cloth for clearing St James's
+Park of the shoe-cleaners and other
+vagrants, and sending them to the
+House of Correction. This reminds us
+of what has often excited our surprise,
+the absence from the streets of London
+of an humble but very useful
+class of professionals, who abound in
+many continental towns, in all French
+ones of any size. Abundant ingenuity
+is displayed in London in the
+discovery and invention of strange
+and out-of-the-way employments.
+Men convert themselves into "animated
+sandwiches" by back and
+breastplates of board, encase themselves
+in gigantic bottles to set forth
+the merits of some famed specific or
+potent elixir, or walk about with
+advertisements printed on their coats,
+peripatetic fly-sheets, extolling the
+comfort and economy of halfpenny
+steamers, and of omnibuses at a
+penny a mile. Some sweep crossings,
+others hold horses; but none of the
+vast number of needy <i>industrials</i> who
+strain their wits to devise new means of
+obtaining their daily ration and nightly
+shelter, have as yet taken pattern
+by the French <i>décrotteur</i> and
+German <i>stiefel-wichser</i>, and provided
+themselves for stock in trade with a
+three-legged stool, a brace of brushes,
+and a bottle of blacking. No one
+has been at Paris without finding the
+great convenience of the <i>ateliers de
+décrottage</i> which abound in the passages
+and in the more frequented of
+the streets, where, for three or four
+<i>sous</i>, the lounger who has had boots
+and trousers bemired by rapid cab or
+lumbering <i>diligence</i>, is brushed and
+polished with unparalleled rapidity and
+dexterity. But a very moderate capital
+is required for the establishment
+of these temples of cleanliness, and
+we recommend the subject to the consideration
+of decayed railway "stags."</p>
+
+<p>"Duke Street Chapel, with a flight
+of steps leading to the Park, formed
+originally a wing of the mansion of
+the notorious Judge Jeffries. The
+house was built by him, and James
+the Second, as a mark of especial favour,
+allowed him to make an entry
+to the Park by the steps alluded to.
+The son of Jeffries inhabited it for
+a short time." It was this son and
+successor of the infamous Jeffries,
+who, with a party of rakes and debauchees,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_680" id="Page_680">[680]</a></span>
+mohocks as they were at
+that time called, insulted the remains
+of the poet Dryden, and the grief of
+his widow. They happened to pass
+through Gerrard Street, Soho, when
+Dryden's remains were about to be
+conveyed from his house, No. 43, in
+that street, to Westminster Abbey.
+Although it was in the daytime,
+Jeffries was drunk; he swore that
+Dryden should not be buried in so
+shabby a manner, (eighteen mourning
+coaches waited to form the procession,)
+and that he would see due honour
+done to his remains. After frightening
+Lady Elizabeth, who was ill in
+bed, into a fainting fit, these aristocratic
+ruffians stopped the funeral,
+and sent the body to an undertaker
+in Cheapside. The bishop waited
+several hours in Westminster Abbey,
+and at last went away. When Jeffries
+became sober, he had forgotten
+all about the matter, and refused to
+have any thing to do with the interment.
+The corpse lay unburied for
+three weeks. At last the benevolent
+Dr Garth had it taken to the College
+of Physicians, got up a subscription
+for the expenses of the funeral, and
+followed the body to Westminster
+Abbey. The poet's son challenged
+Jeffries, but Jeffries showed the white
+feather, and, to avoid personal chastisement,
+kept carefully out of the
+way for three years, when Charles
+Dryden was drowned near Windsor.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Smith is most indulgent to the
+blunders and blockheadism of our modern
+architects and monument-makers,
+far too much so, indeed, when he speaks
+approvingly of Trafalgar Square and
+its handsome fountains, and without
+positive disapprobation of the vile
+collection of clumsy buildings and ill-executed
+ornament defacing that site.
+There has been a deal of ink spilt
+upon this subject, and we have no
+intention of adding to the quantity,
+especially as there is no chance that
+any flow of fluid, however unlimited,
+shall blot out the square and its
+absurdities. But we defy any Englishman,
+with the smallest pretensions
+to taste, to pass Charing Cross without
+feelings of shame and disgust at
+the mismanagement and ignorance
+there manifest. Such an accumulation
+of clumsiness was surely never
+before witnessed. The wretched National
+Gallery with its absurd dome,
+crushed beneath the tall and symmetrical
+proportions of St Martin's portico,
+overtopped even by the private
+dwelling-houses in its vicinity; the
+dirty, ill-devised, and worse-executed
+fountains, with their would-be-gracefully
+curved basins, the steps and
+parapets, which give the whole place
+the appearance of an exaggerated
+child's toy. Well may foreigners
+shrug their shoulders, and smile at the
+public buildings of the great capital
+of Britain. A fatality attends all our
+efforts in that way. In regard to
+architecture and ornament, we pay
+more and are worse served than any
+body else. So habituated are we to
+failure in this respect, that when a
+public building is completed, scaffolding
+removed, and a fair view obtained,
+we wonder and exult if it is found
+free from glaring defects, and in no
+way particularly obnoxious to censure.
+As to its proving a thing to be proud
+of, to be gazed at and admired, and
+to be spoken of out of England, or
+even in England, after the fuss and
+ceremony of its inauguration is over,
+we never dream of such a thing. The
+negative merit of having avoided the
+ridiculous and the grotesque, is subject
+for satisfaction, almost for pride.
+Assuredly we love not to exalt other
+countries at the expense of our own,
+to draw invidious comparisons between
+things English and things foreign.
+But the difference between
+public buildings of modern erection
+in London and in Paris is so immense,
+that it can escape no one. Take, for
+instance, the Paris <i>Bourse</i> and the
+London Exchange. The former, it
+has been objected, is out of character;
+a Greek temple is no fitting rendezvous
+for the sons of commerce; a less
+classic fane were more appropriate for
+the discussion of exchanges, for sales
+of cotton and muscovado. The objection,
+according to us, is flimsy and
+absurd, and must have originated with
+some Vandalic and prejudiced booby,
+with whom consistency was a monomania.
+Nevertheless we will, for
+argument's sake, admit its validity.
+Is that a reason that the traders and
+capitalists of London should meet in
+a building which, for heaviness and
+exaggerated solidity, rivals a South
+American Inquisition? Do the Barings<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_681" id="Page_681">[681]</a></span>
+and the Rothschilds anticipate
+an attack upon their strong boxes,
+and intend to stand a siege within the
+massive walls of the Royal Exchange?
+Assuredly the narrow doorways may
+easily be defended; for a time, at
+least, the ponderous walls will mock
+the cannonade. The curse of heaviness
+is upon our architects. There is
+total want of grace, and lightness,
+and airiness in all their works. Behold
+our new Senate House! Do its
+florid beauties and overdone decorations,
+unsparingly as they have been
+lavished, and convenient as they will
+doubtless be found as receptacles for
+bird's nests, contrast favourably with
+the elegant and dignified simplicity of
+the Chamber of Deputies? The two,
+it will be said, cannot be assimilated:
+the vast difference of size precludes a
+comparison. We reply, that the buildings
+are for the same purpose; but
+were they not, proportion at least
+should be observed. The Parliament
+House is far too low for its length.
+Want of elevation is the common
+fault, both in the ideas and in the
+productions of our architects.</p>
+
+<p>Are we more successful in statues
+than in buildings? Mr Smith has
+some sensible remarks on this score.
+Speaking of the equestrian statue of
+George III. in Cockspur Street, he
+says, that "critics object to the cocked
+hat and tie-wig in the royal figure;
+but, some ages hence, these abused
+parts will be the most valuable in the
+whole statue. It may very reasonably
+be asked, why an English gentleman
+should be represented in the dress of
+a Roman tribune? Let the man appear,
+even in a statue, in his habit as
+he lived; and whatever <i>we</i> may say,
+posterity will be grateful to us. We
+should like to know exactly the ordinary
+walking-dress of Cæsar or Brutus,
+and how they wore their hair; and we
+should not complain if they had cocked
+hats or periwigs, if we knew them to
+be exact copies of nature." It is
+certain that modern physiognomy
+rarely harmonises with ancient costume.
+What is to be said of the
+aspect of the "first gentleman of
+Europe," wrapped in his horsecloth,
+and astride on his bare-backed steed,
+in the aforesaid Square of Trafalgar?
+Assuredly nothing in commendation.
+There are portraits of Napoleon in
+classic drapery, and, even with his
+classically correct countenance, he
+looks a very ordinary, under-sized
+Roman. But, in his grey <i>capote</i> and
+small cocked hat, the characteristic is
+preserved, and we at once think of,
+and wonder at, the hero of Austerlitz
+and Marengo.</p>
+
+<p>Leicester Square, as Mr Smith
+justly observes, has more the appearance
+of the <i>Grande Place</i> of some
+continental city than of a London
+square. The headquarters and chief
+rendezvous of aliens, especially of
+Frenchmen, it bears numerous and
+unmistakeable marks of its foreign
+occupancy. French hotels and restaurants
+replace taverns and chop-houses.
+French names are seen above shops;
+promises of French, German, and
+Spanish conversation, are read in the
+windows; and grimy-visaged, hirsute
+individuals, in plaited pantaloons and
+garments of eccentric cut, saunter,
+cigar in mouth, over the shabby pavement.
+It is curious to remark the
+different tone and station taken by
+English in Paris and French in London.
+In the former capital, nothing
+is too good for the intruding islanders.
+In the best and most expensive
+season, they throng thither, and strut
+about like lords of the soil, perfectly
+at home, and careless of the opinions
+of the people amongst whom they
+have condescended to come. The best
+houses are for their use; the most
+expensive shops are favoured with
+their custom; and if occasionally
+tormented by a troublesome consciousness
+of paying dearly for their
+importance, they easily console themselves
+by a malediction on the French
+<i>voleurs</i>, who thus take advantage of
+their long purses and open hands.
+How different is it with the Frenchman
+in London! He comes over, for
+the most part, at the dullest time of
+the year, in the autumn, when the
+town is foggy, and dreary, and empty;
+when the Parks are deserted, shutters
+shut, the theatres dull, and exhibitions
+closed. He has certain vague apprehensions
+of the tremendous expense
+entailed by a visit to the English
+capital. To avoid this, he makes a
+toil of a pleasure; wearies himself
+with economical calculations; and
+creeps into some inferior hotel or dull
+lodging-house, tempted by low prices<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_682" id="Page_682">[682]</a></span>
+and foreign announcements. We find
+French deputies abiding in Cranbourn
+Street, and counts contenting themselves
+with a garret at Pagliano's.
+Thence they perambulate westwards;
+and ignorant, or not choosing to remember,
+that London is out of town,
+and that they have selected the very
+worst possible season to visit it, they
+greatly marvel at the paucity of equipages,
+at the abundance of omnibuses
+and hack-cabs, and the scarcity of
+sunbeams; and return home to inform
+their friends that London is a <i>ville
+monstre</i>, with spacious streets, small
+houses, few amusements; very great,
+but very gloomy; and where the
+nearest approach to sunshine resembles
+the twinkling of a rushlight
+through a plate of blue earthenware.</p>
+
+<p>"The foreign appearance of Leicester
+Square is not of recent growth.
+It seems to have been the favourite
+resort of strangers and exiles ever
+since the place was built. Maitland,
+who wrote more than a hundred years
+ago, describing the parish of St Anne's,
+in which it is situate, says&mdash;'The
+fields in these parts being but lately
+converted into buildings, I have not
+discovered any thing of great antiquity
+in this parish. Many parts of it so
+greatly abound with French, that it
+is an easy matter for a stranger to
+imagine himself in France.'"</p>
+
+<p>Sydney Alley is named after the
+Earls of Leicester, who had their
+town-house on the north side of the
+square, where Leicester Place has
+since been opened. Elizabeth, Queen
+of Bohemia, daughter of James I.,
+occupied, for some years, this residence
+of the Sydneys. She also
+inhabited a house in Drury Place,
+where Craven Street now stands, which
+was built for her by Lord Craven. It
+was called Bohemia House for many
+years afterwards, and at last became
+a tavern, at the sign of the Queen of
+Bohemia. "The Earl of Craven was
+thought to have been privately married
+to the queen, a woman of great
+sweetness of temper and amiability of
+manners&mdash;a universal favourite both
+in this country and Bohemia, where
+her gentleness acquired her the title
+of 'The Queen of Hearts.' By right
+of their descent from her, the House
+of Hanover ascended the throne of
+this kingdom." Lord Craven was the
+eldest son of Sir William Craven,
+lord-mayor of London in 1611. He
+fought under Gustavus Adolphus with
+great distinction, and returned to England
+at the Restoration, when Charles
+II. made him viscount and earl. He
+commanded a regiment of the guards
+until within three or four years of his
+death, which occurred in 1697, at the
+advanced age of eighty-five. "He
+was an excellent soldier," says the
+advertisement of his decease in No.
+301 of the <i>Postman</i>, "and served
+in the wars under Palsgrave of the
+Rhine, and also under the great Gustavus
+Adolphus, where he performed
+sundry warlike exploits to admiration;
+and, in a word, he was then in
+great renowne."</p>
+
+<p>However indifferently Leicester
+Square may at present be inhabited,
+and notwithstanding its long-standing
+reputation as a foreign colony, it has
+been the chosen abode of many distinguished
+men. Hogarth and Reynolds
+lived and died there. Hogarth's
+house is now part of the Sablonière
+Hotel. Sir Joshua's was on the opposite
+side of the square; and both of
+them, especially the latter, were much
+resorted to by the wits and wise men
+of the day. Johnson, Boswell, and,
+at times, Goldsmith, were constant
+visitors to Reynolds. John Hunter,
+the anatomist, lived next-door to
+Hogarth's house; and in 1725, Lords
+North and Grey, and Arthur Onslow,
+the Speaker, also inhabited this square.
+Leicester House, where the Queen of
+Bohemia lived, is called by Pennant
+the "pouting-place of princes." George
+II. retired thither when he quarrelled
+with his father; and his son Frederick,
+the father of George III., did
+the same thing for the same reason.
+Whilst Prince Frederick and the
+Princess of Wales lived there, they
+received the wedding visit of the Hon.
+John Spencer, ancestor of the present
+Earl Spencer, and of his bride, Miss
+Poyntz. Contrary to established etiquette,
+the bridal party went to visit
+the Prince before paying their respects
+to the King. They came in two carriages
+and a sedan chair; the latter,
+which was lined with white satin,
+contained the bride, and was preceded
+by a black page, and followed by three
+footmen in splendid liveries. The
+diamonds presented to Mr Spencer,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_683" id="Page_683">[683]</a></span>
+on occasion of his marriage, by Sarah,
+Duchess of Marlborough, were worth
+one hundred thousand pounds. The
+bridegroom's shoe-buckles alone cost
+thirty thousand pounds. An old
+gentleman, born more than a century
+ago, from whom Mr Smith obtained
+some of these particulars, informed
+him, that about that time the neighbourhood
+was so thinly built, that
+when the heads of two men, executed
+for participation in the Scotch rebellion,
+were placed on Temple Bar, a
+man stood in Leicester Fields with a
+telescope, to give the boys a sight of
+them for a penny a-piece.</p>
+
+<p>A house in Leicester Fields was the
+scene of some of the eccentricities of
+that semi-civilised hero, Peter the
+Great of Russia. It belonged to the
+Earl of Aylesbury, and was inhabited,
+during the Czar's visit to this
+country, by the Marquis of Carmarthen,
+who gave a grand ball there, on
+the 2d April 1698, in honour of the
+imperial stranger. The Marquis was
+Peter's particular chum and boon companion,
+and the Czar preferred his
+society to all the gaieties and visitors
+that beset him during his residence
+in England. Peter was very shy of
+strangers, and when William the
+Third gave him a magnificent entertainment
+at St James's, he would not
+mix with the company, but begged
+to be put into a cupboard, whence he
+could see without being seen. He
+drank tremendously, and made Lord
+Carmathen do the same. Hot brandy,
+seasoned with pepper, was his
+favourite drink. Something strong
+he certainly required to digest his
+diet of train-oil and raw meats.
+On one occasion, when staying in
+Leicester Fields with the Marquis,
+he is said to have drunk a pint of
+brandy and a bottle of sherry before
+dinner, and eight bottles of sack
+after it, and then to have gone to the
+play, seemingly no whit the worse.
+He lodged in York Buildings, in a
+house overlooking the river, supposed
+by some to be that at the left-hand
+corner of Buckingham Street. A
+house in Norfolk Street also had
+the honour of sheltering him. "On
+Monday night," says No. 411 of the
+<i>Postman</i> "the Czar of Muscovy arrived
+from Holland, and went directly
+to the house prepared for him
+in Norfolk Street." His principal
+amusement was being rowed on the
+Thames between London and Deptford;
+and at last, in order to live
+quietly and avoid the hosts of visitors
+who poured in upon him, he took Admiral
+Benbow's house at the latter
+place. It stood on the ground now
+occupied by the Victualling Office,
+and was the property of the well-known
+John Evelyn.</p>
+
+<p>"Horne Tooke," says Mr Smith,
+"in his <i>Diversions of Purley</i>, derives
+the word Charing from the Saxon
+<i>Charan</i>, to turn; and the situation
+of the original village, on the bend or
+turning of the Thames, gives probability
+to this etymology." Every
+body knows that Charing, now so
+central a point, was once a little
+hamlet on the rural high-road between
+London and Westminster, and
+that the "Cross" was added to it
+by Edward the First, who, when
+escorting his wife's remains from
+Lincolnshire to Westminster Abbey,
+erected one at each place where the
+beloved corpse rested. The first
+cross, which was of wood, and probably
+of rude enough manufacture,
+gave way to one of stone, designed
+by Cavalini. About the middle of
+the seventeenth century, that period
+of puritanical intolerance, this was
+removed by order of the Commons'
+House, an order which the royalists
+took care to ridicule by song and
+lampoon. According to Lilly the astrologer
+and quack, the workmen
+were three months pulling it down,
+and some of the stones were used
+for the pavement before Whitehall.
+Others were made into knife-handles,
+and Lilly saw some of them which
+were polished and looked like marble.
+Those were days in which kingly
+memorials found as little favour as
+popish emblems; and after the death
+of Charles the First, the statue that
+now stands at Charing Cross, and
+which had been cast by Le Sueur in
+1633 for the Earl of Arundel, was
+sold and ordered to be broken up.
+It was bought by one Rivet, a brazier,
+who, instead of breaking, buried
+it. This did not prevent the ingenious
+mechanic from making a large
+and immediate profit by the effigy of
+the martyred monarch; for he melted
+down old brass into knife and fork-handles,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_684" id="Page_684">[684]</a></span>
+and sold them as proceeding
+from the King's statue. Roundheads
+and cavaliers all flocked to buy; the
+former desiring a trophy of their triumph,
+the latter eager to possess a
+memento of their lamented sovereign.
+In 1678, £70,000 was voted by Parliament
+for the obsequies of Charles
+I., and for a monument to his memory,
+and with a portion of this sum,
+how large a one is not known, the
+statue was repurchased.</p>
+
+<p>The historian of the streets and
+houses of a great and ancient city,
+has, in many ways, a most difficult
+task to perform. Not only must he read
+much, observe closely, and diligently
+inquire, display ingenuity in deduction
+and judgment in selection, but
+he must be steadfast to resist temptation.
+For, assuredly, to the lover of
+antiquarian and historical lore, the
+temptation is immense, whilst culling
+materials from quaint old diaries,
+black-letter pamphlets, and venerable
+newspapers, to expatiate and extract
+at a length wholly inconsistent with
+the necessary limits of his work.
+Some writers are at pains to dilate
+their matter&mdash;his chief care must be
+to compress. What would fairly fill
+a sheet must be packed into a page&mdash;the
+pith and substance of a volume
+must be squeezed into a chapter.
+The diligent compiler should not be
+slightly considered by the creative
+and aspiring genius. Like the bee,
+he forms his small, rich store, from
+the fragrance of a thousand flowers&mdash;adopting
+the sweet, rejecting the
+nauseous and insipid. Nor must he
+dwell too long on any pet and particular
+blossom, lest what would please
+in due proportion should cloy by too
+large an admixture. To vary the
+metaphor, the writer of such a work
+as this <i>Antiquarian Ramble</i>, should be
+a sort of literary Soyer, mixing his
+materials so skilfully that the flavour
+of each is preserved, whilst not one
+unduly predominates. He must not
+prance off on a hobby, whether architectural,
+historical, social, or romantic,
+but relieve his cattle and his
+readers by jumping lightly and frequently
+from one saddle to another.</p>
+
+<p>How many books might be written
+upon the themes briefly glanced at in
+Mr Smith's book! Let us take, for
+instance, the places of public executions
+in London. Charing Cross was
+for centuries one of them, and its pillory
+was the most illustrious amongst
+the many that formerly graced the
+capital&mdash;illustrious by reason of the
+remarkable evil-doers who underwent
+ignominy in its wooden and
+unfriendly embrace. The notorious
+Titus Oates, and Parsons, the chief
+contriver of the Cock-Lane Ghost,
+were exposed in it. To the rough
+treatment which, in former days,
+sometimes succeeded exposure in the
+pillory, the following paragraph, from
+the <i>Daily Advertiser</i> of the 11th June
+1731, abundantly testifies:&mdash;"Yesterday
+Japhet Crook, <i>alias</i> Sir Peter
+Stranger, stood on the pillory for the
+space of one hour; after which he was
+seated in an elbow-chair, and the
+common hangman cut both his ears
+off with an incision knife, and showed
+them to the spectators, afterwards
+delivered them to Mr Watson, a sheriff's
+officer; then slit both his nostrils
+with a pair of scissors, and sear'd
+them with a hot iron, pursuant to his
+sentence. He had a surgeon to attend
+him to the pillory, who immediately
+applied things necessary to prevent
+the effusion of blood. He underwent
+it all with undaunted courage; afterwards
+went to the Ship tavern at
+Charing Cross, where he stayed some
+time; then was carried to the King's
+Bench Prison, to be confined there
+for life. During the time he was on
+the pillory he laughed, and denied the
+fact to the last." Petty punishments
+these, although barbarous enough,
+inflicted for paltry crimes upon mean
+malefactors. Criminals of a far higher
+grade had, previously to that, paid
+the penalty of their offences at the
+Cross of Charing. Hugh Peters,
+Cromwell's chaplain, was there hung,
+as were Scrope, Jones, Harrison, and
+others of the king-killers. Long had
+been their impunity; but vengeance
+at last overtook them. To the end
+they showed the stern fanatical resolution
+of Oliver's iron followers.
+"Where is your <span class="smcap">Good Old Cause</span>?"
+cried a scoffer to Harrison, as he was
+led to the scaffold. "Here!" he replied,
+clapping hand on breast; "I
+go to seal it with my blood." At the
+foot of the ladder, which he approached
+with undaunted mien, his limbs
+were observed to tremble, and some<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_685" id="Page_685">[685]</a></span>
+amongst the mob made a mockery of
+this weakness. "I judge," said Harrison,
+"that some do think I am
+afraid to die, by the shaking I have
+in my hands and knees. <i>I</i> tell you
+NO! but it is by reason of much
+blood that I have lost in the wars,
+and many wounds I have received in
+my body, which caused this shaking
+and weakness in my nerves." And he
+spoke further, and told the populace
+how he gloried in that he had done,
+and how, had he ten thousand lives,
+he would cheerfully lay them down
+in the same cause. "After he was
+hanged, a horrible scene took place.
+In conformity to the barbarous sentence
+then, and for many years afterwards,
+executed upon persons convicted
+of treason, he was cut down
+alive and stripped, his belly was cut
+open, his bowels taken out and burned
+before his eyes. Harrison, in the
+madness of his agony, rose up wildly,
+it is said, and gave the executioner a
+box on the ear, and then fell down
+insensible. It was the last effort of
+matter over mind, and for the time it
+conquered." The other regicides died
+with the same firmness and contempt
+of death. "Their grave and graceful
+demeanour," says the account in the
+state trials, "accompanied with courage
+and cheerfulness, caused great
+admiration and compassion in the
+spectators." So much so, and so
+strong was the sympathy excited,
+that the government gave orders that
+no more of them should be executed
+in the heart of London. Accordingly
+the remainder suffered at Tyburn.</p>
+
+<p>Upon the old Westminster market-place
+a most barbarous event occurred
+in the time of that tyrannical, acetous
+old virgin, Queen Bess, who assuredly
+owes her renown and the sort of halo
+of respect that surrounds her memory,
+far less to any good qualities of her
+own, than to the galaxy of great men
+who flourished during her reign. The
+glory that encircles her brow is formed
+of such stars as Cecil, Burleigh and
+Bacon, Drake and Raleigh, Spencer,
+Shakspeare, and Sydney. Touching
+this barbarity, however, enacted by
+order of good Queen Bess. At the
+mature age of forty-eight, her majesty
+took it into her very ordinary-looking
+old head to negotiate a marriage
+with the Duke of Anjou. Commissioners
+came from France to discuss
+the interesting subject, and were
+entertained by pageants and tournaments,
+in which Elizabeth enacted
+the Queen of Beauty; and subsequently
+the duke came over himself,
+as a private gentleman, to pay his
+court to the last of the Tudors. The
+duke being a papist, the proposed alliance
+was very unpopular in England,
+and one John Stubbs, a barrister
+of Lincoln's-Inn, wrote a pamphlet
+against it, entitled, "The Discoverye
+of a gaping gulphe, whereinto
+England is like to be swallowed by
+another French marriage, if the Lord
+forbid not the banns, by letting her
+Majestye see the sin and punishment
+thereof." Certain expressions in this
+imprudent publication greatly angered
+the Queen; Stubbs and his servant,
+Page, were brought to trial, and condemned
+to lose their right hands.
+This cruel and unusual sentence was
+carried into effect on the market-place
+at Westminster, and witnessed by
+Camden, who gives an account of it.
+Both sufferers behaved with great fortitude
+and courage. Their hands were
+cut off with a butcher's cleaver and
+mallet, and as soon as Stubbs had
+lost his, he pulled off his cap with his
+left, waved it in the air, and cried&mdash;"God
+save the Queen!" He then
+fainted away. It took two blows to
+sever Page's hand, but he flinched
+not, and pointing to the block where
+it lay, he exclaimed&mdash;"I have left
+there the hand of a true Englishman!"
+And so he went from the scaffold,
+says the account, "stoutlie and with
+great courage."</p>
+
+<p>Amongst spots of sanguinary notoriety,
+Smithfield, of course, stands prominent.
+The majority of the two
+hundred and seventy-seven persons
+burned for heresy during Mary's short
+reign, suffered there; and here also,
+upon two occasions, the horrible punishment
+of boiling to death, formerly
+inflicted on poisoners, was witnessed.
+In France this was the punishment of
+coiners, and there is still a street at
+Paris known as the <i>Rue de l'Echaudé</i>.
+In Stow's <i>Annals</i> it is recorded, that
+on the fifth of April 1531, "one Richard
+Rose, a cook, was boiled in Smithfield
+for poisoning of divers persons,
+to the number of sixteen or more."
+Two only of the sixteen died, but the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_686" id="Page_686">[686]</a></span>
+others were never restored to health.
+If any thing could reconcile us to
+torture, as a punishment to be inflicted
+by man on his offending brother,
+it is such a crime as this.</p>
+
+<p>If the punishments of our ancestors
+were cruel, if trials were sometimes
+over hasty, and small offences
+often too severely chastised, on the
+other hand, culprits formerly had facilities
+of escape now refused to them.
+The right of sanctuary was enjoyed
+by various districts and buildings in
+London. Pennant and many other
+writers have stigmatised this practice
+as absurd; Mr Smith defends it upon
+very reasonable grounds. "In times
+when every man went armed, when
+feuds were of hourly occurrence in
+the streets, when the age had not yet
+learned the true superiority of right
+over might, and when private revenge
+too often usurped the functions
+of justice, it was essential that there
+should be places whither the homicide
+might flee, and find refuge and
+protection until the violence of angry
+passions had subsided, and there was
+a chance of a fair trial for him." Not
+all sanctuaries, however, gave protection
+to the murderer, at least in
+later times. Whitefriars, for instance,
+once a refuge for all criminals, except
+traitors, afforded shelter, after the
+fifteenth century, to debtors only. In
+1697 this sanctuary was abolished
+entirely, at the same time with a
+dozen others. It is not well ascertained
+how it acquired the slang name
+of Alsatia, which is first found in
+a play of Shadwell's, <i>The Squire of
+Alsatia</i>. Immortalised by the genius
+of Scott, no sanctuary will longer
+be remembered than Whitefriars. It
+was one of the largest; many others
+of the privileged districts being limited
+to a court or alley, a few houses or a
+church. Thus Ram Alley and Mitre
+Court in Fleet Street, and Baldwin's
+Gardens in Gray's Inn Lane, were
+amongst these refugees of roguery and
+crime. Whitefriars was much resorted
+to by poets and players, dancing
+and fencing masters, and persons of
+the like vagabond and uncertain professions.
+The poets and players were
+attracted by the vicinity of the theatre
+in Dorset Gardens, built after the fire
+of London, by Sir Christopher Wren,
+upon the site of Dorset House, the
+residence of the Sackvilles. Here Sir
+William Davenant's company of comedians&mdash;the
+Duke of York's servants,
+as they were called&mdash;performed for a
+considerable time. It appears, however,
+that even before the great fire,
+there was a theatre in that neighbourhood.
+Malone, in his <i>Prologomena</i>
+to Shakspeare, quotes a memorandum
+from the manuscript book
+of Sir Henry Herbert, master of the
+revels to King Charles I. It runs
+thus:&mdash;"I committed Cromes, a broker
+in Long Lane, the 16th of February
+1634, to the Marshalsey, for lending
+a church robe with the name of
+Jesus upon it <i>to the players in Salisbury
+Court</i>, to represent a Flamen, a
+priest of the heathens. Upon his petition
+of submission and acknowledgement
+of his faults, I released him the
+17th of February 1634."</p>
+
+<p>The ancient sanctuary at Westminster
+is of historical and Shaksperian
+celebrity, as the place where
+Elizabeth Grey, Queen of Edward the
+Fourth, took refuge, when Warwick
+the king-maker marched to London to
+dethrone her husband, and set Henry
+the Sixth on the throne. It was a
+stone church, built in the form of a
+cross, and so strongly, that its demolition,
+in 1750, was a matter of great
+difficulty. The precinct of St Martin's-le-Grand
+was also sanctuary. Many
+curious particulars respecting it are
+to be found in Kempe's <i>Historical
+Notices of the Collegiate Church, or
+Royal Free Chapel and Sanctuary of
+St Martin's-le-Grand, London</i>, published
+in 1825. In the reign of Henry
+the Fifth, this right of sanctuary gave
+rise to a great dispute between the
+Dean of St Martin's and the city
+authorities. "A soldier, confined in
+Newgate, was on his way to Guildhall,
+in charge of an officer of the city,
+when on passing the south gate of St
+Martin's, opposite to Newgate Street,
+five of his comrades rushed out of
+Panyer Alley, with daggers drawn,
+rescued him, and fled with him to the
+holy ground." The sheriff had the
+sanctuary forced, and sent rescued
+and rescuers to Newgate. The Dean
+of St Martin's, indignant at this violation
+of privilege, complained to the
+king, who ordered the prisoners to be
+liberated. Thereat the citizens, ever
+sticklers for their rights, demurred,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_687" id="Page_687">[687]</a></span>
+and at last it was made a Star-Chamber
+matter. The dean pleaded his
+own cause, and that right skilfully
+and wittily. He denied that the chapel
+of St Martin's formed any part of the
+city of London, as claimed by the
+corporation; quoted a statute of Edward
+III. constituting St Martin's
+and Westminster Abbey places of
+privilege for treason, felony, and debt;
+and mentioned the curious fact, that
+"when the King's justices held their
+sittings in St Martin's Gate, for the
+trial of prisoners for treason or felony,
+the accused were placed before them,
+<i>on the other side of the street</i>, and carefully
+guarded from advancing forward;
+for if they ever passed the water-channel
+which divided the middle of
+the street, they might claim the saving
+franchise of the sacred precinct,
+and the proceedings against them
+would be immediately annulled." The
+dean also expressed his wonder that
+the citizens of London should be the
+men to impugn his church's liberties,
+since more than three hundred worshipful
+members of the corporation
+had within a few years been glad to
+claim its privilege. The Star-Chamber
+decided against the city, and the
+prisoners were restored to sanctuary.
+The Savoy was another sanctuary;
+and it was the custom of the inhabitants
+to tar and feather those who
+ventured to follow their debtors thither.</p>
+
+<p>In the theatrical district of London,
+Mr Smith lingers long and fondly; for
+there each house, almost every brick,
+is rich in reminiscences, not only of
+players and playhouses, but of wits,
+poets, and artists. In the burial-ground
+of St Paul's, Covent-Garden,
+repose not a few of those who in their
+lifetime inhabited or frequented the
+neighbourhood. There lies the author
+of Hudibras. "Mr Longueville, of
+the Temple, Butler's steady friend,
+and who mainly supported him in his
+latter days, when the ungrateful Stuart
+upon the throne, whose cause he
+had so greatly served, had deserted
+him, was anxious to have buried the
+poet in Westminster Abbey. He
+solicited for that purpose the contributions
+of those wealthy persons, his
+friends, whom he had heard speak
+admiringly of Butler's genius, and
+respectfully of his character, but none
+would contribute, although he offered
+to head the list with a considerable
+sum." So poor Butler was buried in
+Covent-Garden, privately but decently.
+He is in good company. Sir
+Peter Lely, the painter of dames, the
+man who seemed created on purpose
+to limn the languishing and voluptuous
+beauties of Charles the Second's
+court, is also buried in St Paul's; as
+are also Wycherley and Southerne,
+the dramatists; Haines and Macklin,
+the comedians; Arne, the musician;
+Strange, the engraver; and Walcot,
+<i>alias</i> Peter Pindar. Sir Peter Lely
+lived in Covent-Garden, in very great
+style. "The original name of the
+family was Vandervaes; but Sir Peter's
+father, a gallant fellow, and an officer
+in the army, having been born at a
+perfumer's shop, the sign of the Lily,
+was commonly known by the name of
+Captain Lily, a name which his son
+thought to be more euphonious to
+English ears than Vandervaes, and
+which he retained when he settled
+here, slightly altering the spelling."
+Wycherley, a dandy and a courtier,
+as well as an author, had lodgings in
+Bow Street, where Charles II. once
+visited him when he was ill, and gave
+him five hundred pounds to go a journey
+to the south of France for the benefit
+of his health. When he afterwards
+married the Countess of Drogheda,
+a young, rich, and beautiful
+widow, she went to live with him in
+Bow Street. She was very jealous,
+and when he went over to the "Cock"
+tavern, opposite to his house, he was
+obliged to make the drawer open the
+windows, that his lady might see there
+was no woman in the company. This
+"Cock" tavern was the great resort
+of the rakes and mohocks of that day;
+of Buckhurst, Sedley, Killigrew, and
+others of the same kidney. In fact,
+Bow Street was then the Bond Street
+of London; and the "Cock," its
+"Long's" or "Clarendon." Dryden,
+in an epilogue, talks of the "Bow
+Street beaux," and several contemporary
+writers have similar allusions.
+Like most places where the rich congregate,
+this fashionable quarter was
+a fine field for the ingenuity of pick-pockets,
+and especially of wig and
+sword-stealers, a class of thieves that
+appeared with full-bottomed periwigs
+and silver-hilted rapiers. In<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_688" id="Page_688">[688]</a></span>
+those days, to keep a man's head decently
+covered, cost nearly as much
+as it now does to fill his belly and
+clothe his back. Wigs were sometimes
+of the value of forty or fifty
+pounds. Ten or fifteen pounds was
+an exceeding "low figure" for these
+modish incumbrances. Out of respect
+to such costly head-dress, hats were
+never put on, but carried under the
+arm. The wig-stealers could demand
+no more. Mr Smith quotes a passage
+from Gay, describing their man&oelig;uvres:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Nor is thy flaxen wig with safety worn:<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">High on the shoulder, in a basket borne,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Lurks the sly boy, whose hand, to rapine bred,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Plucks off the curling honours of thy head."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Will's coffeehouse was in Bow Street,
+and "being the grand resort of wits
+and critics, it is not surprising," says
+Mr Smith, "that it should become
+also the headquarters of envy, slander,
+and detraction." There was then
+a lack of printed vehicles for the
+venting of the evil passions of rival
+<i>literati</i>; lampoons were circulated in
+manuscript, and read at Will's. As
+the acknowledgment of the authorship
+might sometimes have had disagreeable
+consequences for the author,
+a fellow of the name of Julian, who
+styled himself "Secretary to the
+Muses," became the mouthpiece of
+libeller and satirist. He read aloud
+in the coffee-room the pasquinades
+that were brought to him, and distributed
+written copies to all who desired
+them. Concerning this base fellow,
+Sir Walter Scott gives some curious
+particulars in his edition of Dryden's
+works. There is no record of cudgelings
+bestowed upon Julian, though it
+is presumed that he did not escape
+them. "He is described," says Malone,
+"as a very drunken fellow, and
+at one time was confined for a libel."
+Dryden was a great sufferer from
+these violent and slanderous attacks&mdash;a
+sufferer, indeed, in more senses than
+one; for, besides being himself made
+the subject of venomous lampoons, he
+was suspected unjustly of having
+written one, and was waylaid and
+beaten on his way from Will's to his
+house in Gerrard Street. A reward
+of fifty pounds was offered for the
+apprehension of his assailants, but
+they remained undiscovered. Lord
+Rochester was their employer: Lord
+Mulgrave the real author of the libel.</p>
+
+<p>In James Street, Covent-Garden,
+where Garrick lodged, there resided,
+from 1714 to 1720, a mysterious lady,
+who excited great interest and curiosity.
+Malcolm, in his <i>Anecdotes of
+London during the Eighteenth Century</i>,
+gives some account of her. She was
+middle-sized, dark-haired, beautiful
+and accomplished, and apparently
+between thirty and forty years old.
+She was wealthy, and possessed very
+valuable jewels. Her death was sudden,
+and occurred after a masquerade,
+where she said she had conversed
+with the King. It was remembered
+that she had been seen in the private
+apartments of Queen Anne; but after
+that Queen's death, she lived in obscurity.
+"She frequently said that
+her father was a nobleman, but that,
+her elder brother dying unmarried,
+the title was extinct; adding, that
+she had an uncle then living, whose
+title was his least recommendation.
+It seems likely enough that she was
+connected in some way with the
+Stuart family, and with their pretensions
+to the throne."</p>
+
+<p>Dr Arne was born in King Street.
+His father, an honest upholsterer, at
+the sign of the "Two Crowns and
+Cushions," is said to have been the
+original of Murphy's farce of <i>The
+Upholsterer</i>. He did not countenance
+his son's musical propensities; and
+young Arne had to get up in the
+night, and practise by stealth on a
+muffled spinet. The first intimation
+received by the worthy mattress-maker
+of his son's proficiency in music,
+was one evening at a concert, where
+he quite unexpectedly saw him officiating
+as leader of the orchestra.</p>
+
+<p>Voltaire, when in England, after
+his release from the Bastille, whither
+he had been sent for libel, lodged in
+Maiden Lane, at the White Peruke,
+a wigmaker's shop. When walking
+out, he was often annoyed by the
+mob, who beheld, in his spare person,
+polite manners, and satirical countenance,
+the personification of their
+notion of a Frenchman. "One day
+he was beset by so great a crowd
+that he was forced to shelter himself<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_689" id="Page_689">[689]</a></span>
+against a doorway, where, mounting
+the steps, he made a flaming speech
+in English in praise of the magnanimity
+of the English nation, and their
+love of freedom. With this the people
+were so delighted, that their jeers were
+turned into applauses, and he was carried
+in triumph to Maiden Lane on
+the shoulders of the mob." From
+which temporary elevation the arch-scoffer
+doubtless looked down upon
+his dupes with glee, suppressed, but
+immeasurable.</p>
+
+<p>Quitting the abodes of wit and the
+drama for those of legal learning, we
+pass from Covent-Garden to Lincoln's
+Inn Fields, through Great Queen
+Street, in the Stuarts' day one of the
+most fashionable in London. Here
+dwelt Lord Herbert of Cherbury, and
+here he wrote the greater part of his
+treatise <i>De Veritate</i>, concerning the
+publication of which he believed himself,
+according to his own marvellous
+account, to have had a special revelation
+from heaven. A strange weakness,
+or rather madness, on the part
+of a man who disbelieved, or at least
+doubted, of general revelation. For
+himself, he thought an exception possible.
+Insanity alone could explain
+and excuse such illogical vanity. Near
+to this singular enthusiast lived Sir
+Godfrey Kneller, whose next-door
+neighbour and friend was Radcliffe
+the physician. "Kneller," says Horace
+Walpole, in his Anecdotes of
+Painting, "was fond of flowers, and
+had a fine collection. As there was
+great intimacy between him and the
+physician, he permitted the latter to
+have a door into his gardens; but
+Radcliffe's servants gathering and
+destroying the flowers, Kneller sent
+him word he must shut up the door.
+Radcliffe replied peevishly, "Tell him
+he may do any thing with it but paint
+it." "And I," answered Godfrey,
+"can take any thing from him but his
+physic." Pope and Gay were frequent
+visitors at the painter's studio. At
+the wall of Lincoln's Inn Garden,
+Ben Jonson is by some asserted to
+have laboured as a bricklayer. "He
+helped," says Fuller, "in the building
+of the new structure of Lincoln's
+Inn, where, having a trowel in his
+hand, he had a book in his pocket."
+Aubrey tells the same story, which is
+discredited by Mr Gifford, who denies
+that the poet ever was a bricklayer.
+Lord William Russell was executed
+in Lincoln's Inn Fields, it being, Pennant
+tells us, the nearest open space
+from Newgate, where he was confined.</p>
+
+<p>Passing through Duke Street, where
+Benjamin Franklin lodged, when working
+as a journeyman printer in the adjacent
+Great Wyld Street, into Clare
+Market, the scene of Orator Henley's
+holdings-forth, we thence, by Drury-Lane,
+the residence of Nell Gwynne
+and Nan Clarges before they became
+respectively the King's mistress and a
+Duke's wife, get back to the Strand and
+move Citywards. But to refer, although
+merely nominally, to one half the subjects
+of interest met with on the way,
+and suggested by Mr Smith, would
+be to write an index, not a review.
+Here, therefore, we pause, believing
+that enough has been said to convince
+the reader of the vast amount
+of information and amusement derivable
+from the bricks and stones of
+London, and able to recommend to
+him, should he himself set out on a
+street pilgrimage, an excellent guide
+and companion in the <i>Antiquarian
+Ramble</i>.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_690" id="Page_690">[690]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>MARLBOROUGH'S DISPATCHES.</h2>
+
+<h3>1711-1712.</h3>
+
+
+<p>After the reduction of Bouchain,
+Marlborough was anxious to commence
+without delay the siege of
+Quesnoy, the capture of which would,
+in that quarter, have entirely broken
+through the French barrier. He vigorously
+stimulated his own government
+accordingly, as well as that at
+the Hague, to prepare the necessary
+supplies and magazines, and expressed
+a sanguine hope that the capture
+of this last stronghold would be the
+means of bringing about the grand
+object of his ambition, and a general
+peace.<a name="FNanchor_5_5" id="FNanchor_5_5"></a><a href="#Footnote_5_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a> The ministry, to appearance,
+went with alacrity into his projects,
+and every thing bore the aspect of
+another great success closing the
+campaign with honour, and probably
+leading to a glorious and lasting
+peace. Mr Secretary St John, in particular,
+wrote in the warmest style of
+cordiality, approving the project in
+his own name as well as in that of
+the Queen, and reiterating the assurances
+that the strongest representations
+had been made to the Dutch,
+with a view to their hearty concurrence.
+But all this was a mere cover
+to conceal what the Tories had really
+been doing to overturn Marlborough,
+and abandon the main objects of the
+war. Unknown to him, the secret negotiation
+with the French Cabinet,
+through Torcy and the British ministers,
+through the agency of Mesnager,
+had been making rapid progress.
+No representations were made
+to the Dutch, who were fully in the
+secret of the pending negotiation,
+about providing supplies; and on the
+27th September, preliminaries of
+peace, on the basis of the seven
+articles proposed by Louis, were
+signed by Mesnager on the part of
+France, and by the two English secretaries
+of state, in virtue of a special
+warrant from the Queen.<a name="FNanchor_6_6" id="FNanchor_6_6"></a><a href="#Footnote_6_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a></p>
+
+<p>The conditions of these preliminaries,
+which were afterwards embodied
+in the Treaty of Utrecht, were the
+acknowledgement of the Queen's title
+to the throne, and the Protestant
+succession, by Louis; an engagement
+to take all just and reasonable measures
+that the crowns of France and
+Spain should never be united on the
+same head,&mdash;the providing a sufficient
+barrier to the Dutch, the empire, and
+the house of Austria; and the demolition
+of Dunkirk, or a proper equivalent.
+But the crown of Spain was
+left to the Duke of Anjou, and no
+provision whatever made to exclude
+a Bourbon prince from succeeding to
+it. Thus the main object of the contest&mdash;the
+excluding the Bourbon family
+from the throne of Spain, was
+abandoned: and at the close of the
+most important, successful, and glorious
+war ever waged by England,
+terms were agreed to, which left to
+France advantages which could scarcely
+have been hoped by the Cabinet of
+Versailles as the fruit of a long series
+of victories.</p>
+
+<p>Marlborough felt deeply this clandestine
+negotiation, which not only
+deprived him of the main object for
+which, during his great career, he had
+been contending, but evinced a duplicity
+and want of confidence on the
+part of his own government at its
+close, which was a melancholy return
+for such inappreciable public services.<a name="FNanchor_7_7" id="FNanchor_7_7"></a><a href="#Footnote_7_7" class="fnanchor">[7]</a>
+But it was of no avail; the secession<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_691" id="Page_691">[691]</a></span>
+of England proved, as he had foreseen
+from the outset, a deathblow to the
+confederacy. Finding that nothing
+more was to be done, either at the
+head of the army, or in direction of
+the negotiations, he returned home by
+the Brille, after putting his army into
+winter-quarters, and landed at Greenwich
+on the 17th November. Though
+well aware of the private envy, as well
+as political hostility of which he was
+the object, he did nothing that could
+lower or compromise his high character
+and lofty position; but in an
+interview with the Queen, fully expressed
+his opinion on the impolicy of
+the course which ministers were now
+adopting.<a name="FNanchor_8_8" id="FNanchor_8_8"></a><a href="#Footnote_8_8" class="fnanchor">[8]</a> He adopted the same
+manly course in the noble speech which
+he made in his place in Parliament, in
+the debate on the address. Ministers
+had put into the royal speech the unworthy
+expression&mdash;"I am glad to
+tell you, that notwithstanding <i>the arts
+of those who delight in war</i>, both place
+and time are appointed for opening the
+treaty of a general peace." Lord Anglesea
+followed this up, by declaring,
+in the course of the debate, that the
+country might have enjoyed the blessing
+of peace soon after the battle of
+Ramilies, if it had not been deferred
+by some person whose interest it was
+to prolong the war.</p>
+
+<p>Rising upon this, with inexpressible
+dignity, and turning to where the
+Queen sat, Marlborough said, "I appeal
+to the Queen, whether I did not
+constantly, while I was plenipotentiary,
+give her Majesty and her Council
+an account of all the propositions
+which were made; and whether I did
+not desire instruction for my conduct
+on this subject. I can declare with a
+good conscience, in the presence of her
+Majesty, of this illustrious assembly,
+and of God himself, who is infinitely
+superior to all the powers of the earth,
+and before whom, by the ordinary
+course of nature, I shall soon appear
+to render account of my actions, that
+I was very desirous of a safe, honourable,
+and lasting peace, and was very
+far from wishing to prolong the war
+for my own private advantage, as
+several libels and discourses have most
+falsely insinuated. My great age, and
+my numerous fatigues in war, make
+me ardently wish for the power to enjoy
+a quiet repose, in order to think of
+eternity. As to other matters, I have
+not the least inducement, on any account,
+to desire the continuance of the
+war for my own interest, since my
+services have been so generously rewarded
+by her Majesty and her parliament;
+but I think myself obliged to
+make such an acknowledgment to her
+Majesty and my country, that I am
+always ready to serve them, whenever
+my duty may require, to obtain an
+honourable and lasting peace. Yet I
+can by no means acquiesce in the
+measures that have been taken to enter
+into a negotiation of peace with
+France, upon the foot of some pretended
+preliminaries, which are now
+circulated; since my opinion is the
+same as that of most of the Allies,
+that <i>to leave Spain and the West Indies
+to the House of Bourbon, will be
+the entire ruin of Europe</i>, which I have
+with all fidelity and humility declared
+to her Majesty, when I had the honour
+to wait upon her after my arrival
+from Holland."<a name="FNanchor_9_9" id="FNanchor_9_9"></a><a href="#Footnote_9_9" class="fnanchor">[9]</a></p>
+
+<p>This manly declaration, delivered
+in the most emphatic manner, produced
+a great impression; and a resolution
+against ministers was carried
+in the House of Peers by a majority
+of twelve. In the Commons, however,
+they had large majority, and
+an address containing expressions
+similar to those used by Lord Anglesea,
+reflecting on Marlborough, was
+introduced and carried there. The
+Whig majority, however, continued
+firm in the Upper House; and the
+leaders of that party began to entertain
+sanguine hopes of success. The
+Queen had let fall some peevish expressions
+in regard to her ministers.
+She had given her hand, in retiring<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_692" id="Page_692">[692]</a></span>
+from the House of Peers on the 15th
+December, to the Duke of Somerset,
+instead of her own Lord Treasurer;
+it was apprehended her old partiality
+for Marlborough was about to return;
+Mrs Masham was in the greatest
+alarm; and St John declared to Swift
+that the Queen was false.<a name="FNanchor_10_10" id="FNanchor_10_10"></a><a href="#Footnote_10_10" class="fnanchor">[10]</a> The
+ministers of the whole alliance seconded
+the efforts of the Whigs, and strongly
+represented the injurious effects
+which would ensue to the cause of
+European independence in general,
+and the interests of England in particular,
+if the preliminaries which had
+been agreed to should be made the
+basis of a general peace. The Dutch
+made strong and repeated representations
+on the subject; and the Elector
+of Hanover delivered a memorial
+strongly urging the danger which
+would ensue if Spain and the Indies
+were allowed to remain in the hands
+of a Bourbon prince.</p>
+
+<p>Deeming themselves pushed to
+extremities, and having failed in all
+attempts to detach Marlborough from
+the Whigs, Bolingbroke and the ministers
+resolved on the desperate measure
+of bringing forward the accusation
+against him, of fraud and peculation
+in the management of the public
+monies entrusted to his management
+in the Flemish campaign. The charges
+were founded on the report of certain
+commissioners to whom the matter
+had been remitted; and which charged
+the Duke with having appropriated
+L.63,319 of the public monies destined
+for the use of the English troops, and
+L.282,366, as a per-centage of two
+per cent on the sum paid to foreign
+ambassadors during the ten years of
+the war. In reply to these abominable
+insinuations, the letter of the Duke
+to the commissioners was published
+on the 27th December, in which he
+entirely refuted the charges, and
+showed that he had never received
+any sums or perquisites, not sanctioned
+by previous and uniform usage,
+and far less than had been received by
+the general in the reign of William III.
+And in regard to the L.282,000 of per-centage
+on foreign subsidies, this was
+proved to have been a voluntary gift
+from those powers to the English
+general, authorised by their signatures
+and sanctioned by warrants from the
+Queen. This answer made a great
+impression; but ministers had gone
+too far to retreat, and they ventured
+on a step which, for the honour of the
+country, has never, even in the worst
+times, been since repeated. Trusting
+to their majority in the Commons,
+they dismissed the Duke from all his
+situations on the 31st December; and
+in order to stifle the voice of justice
+in the Upper House, on the following
+day patents were issued calling <i>twelve</i>
+new peers to the Upper House. On
+the following day they were introduced
+amidst the groans of the House:
+the Whig noblemen, says a contemporary
+annalist, "cast their eyes on
+the ground as if they had been invited
+to the funeral of the peerage."<a name="FNanchor_11_11" id="FNanchor_11_11"></a><a href="#Footnote_11_11" class="fnanchor">[11]</a></p>
+
+<p>Unbounded was the joy diffused
+among the enemies of England by
+these unparalleled measures. On
+hearing of Marlborough's fall, Louis
+XIV. said with triumph, "The dismission
+of Marlborough will do all we
+can desire." The Court of St Germains
+was in exultation; and the
+general joy of the Jacobites, both at
+home and abroad, was sufficient to
+demonstrate how formidable an enemy
+to their cause they regarded the
+Duke; and how destitute of truth were
+the attempts to show that he had
+been engaged in a secret design to
+restore the exiled family. Marlborough
+disdained to make any defence
+of himself in Parliament; but
+an able answer on his part was prepared
+and circulated, which entirely
+refuted the whole charges against the
+illustrious general. So convinced were
+ministers of this, that, contenting
+themselves with resolutions against
+him in the House of Commons, where
+their influence was predominant, they
+declined to prefer any impeachment
+or accusation, even in the Upper
+House swamped by their recent creations.
+In the midst of this disgraceful<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_693" id="Page_693">[693]</a></span>
+scene of passion, envy, and ingratitude,
+Prince Eugene arrived in London
+to endeavour to stem the torrent
+and, if possible, prevent the secession
+of England from the confederacy.
+He was lodged with the Lord Treasurer;
+and the generous prince omitted
+no opportunity of testifying his
+undiminished respect for his illustrious
+rival in the day of his tribulation. The
+Treasurer having said to him at a
+great dinner, "I consider this day as
+the happiest of my life, since I have
+the honour to see in my house the
+greatest captain of the age." "If it be
+so," replied Eugene, "I owe it to
+your lordship;" alluding to his dismissal
+of Marlborough. On another
+occasion, some one having pointed out
+a passage in one of the libels against
+Marlborough, in which he was said
+to have been "perhaps once fortunate."
+"It is true," said Eugene;
+"he was <i>once</i> fortunate; and it is the
+greatest praise which can be bestowed
+on him; for, as he was <i>always</i> successful&mdash;that
+implies that all his other
+successes were owing to his own conduct."<a name="FNanchor_12_12" id="FNanchor_12_12"></a><a href="#Footnote_12_12" class="fnanchor">[12]</a></p>
+
+<p>Alarmed at the weight which
+Marlborough might derive from the
+presence and support of so great a
+commander, and the natural sympathy
+of all generous minds with the cordial
+admiration which these two great men
+entertained for each other, the ministers
+had recourse to a pretended conspiracy,
+which it was alleged had been discovered
+on the part of Marlborough and
+Eugene to seize the government and dethrone
+the Queen, on the 17th November.
+St John and Oxford had too much
+sense to publish such a ridiculous
+statement; but it was made the subject
+of several secret examinations
+before the Privy Council, in order to
+augment the apprehensions and secure
+the concurrence of the Queen in their
+measures. Such as it was, the tale was
+treated as a mere malicious invention,
+even by the contemporary foreign annalists,<a name="FNanchor_13_13" id="FNanchor_13_13"></a><a href="#Footnote_13_13" class="fnanchor">[13]</a>
+though it has since been repeated
+as true by more than one party
+native historian.<a name="FNanchor_14_14" id="FNanchor_14_14"></a><a href="#Footnote_14_14" class="fnanchor">[14]</a> This ridiculous calumny,
+and the atrocious libels as to the
+embezzlement of the public money,
+however, produced the desired effect.
+They inflamed the mind of the Queen,
+and removed that vacillation in regard
+to the measures of government, from
+which so much danger was apprehended
+by the Tory administration.
+Having answered the desired end, they
+were allowed quietly to go to sleep.
+No proceedings in the House of Peers,
+or elsewhere, followed the resolutions
+of the Commons condemnatory
+of Marlborough's financial administration
+in the Low Countries. His
+defence, published in the newspapers,
+though abundantly vigorous, was neither
+answered nor prosecuted as a
+libel on the Commissioners or House of
+Commons; and the alleged Stuart conspiracy
+was never more heard of, till it
+was long after drawn from its slumber
+by the malice of English party spirit.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile the negotiations at
+Utrecht for a general peace continued,
+and St John and Oxford soon found
+themselves embarrassed by the extravagant
+pretensions which their
+own conduct had revived in the
+plenipotentiaries of Louis. So great
+was the general indignation excited
+by the publication of the preliminaries
+at Utrecht, that St John felt the
+necessity of discontinuing any general
+negotiation, and converting it into a
+private correspondence between the
+plenipotentiaries of the English and
+French crowns.<a name="FNanchor_15_15" id="FNanchor_15_15"></a><a href="#Footnote_15_15" class="fnanchor">[15]</a> Great difficulty was
+experienced in coming to an accommodation,
+in consequence of the rising
+demands of the French plenipotentiaries,
+who, deeming themselves secure
+of support from the English
+ministry, not only positively refused<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_694" id="Page_694">[694]</a></span>
+to abandon Spain and the Indies, but
+now demanded the Netherlands for
+the Elector of Bavaria, and the cession
+of Lille and Tournay in return
+for the seizure of Dunkirk. The sudden
+death, however, first of the Dauphiness
+of France, and then of the
+Dauphin, the former of whom was
+carried off by a malignant fever on
+the 12th, the latter on the 18th February
+1712, followed by the death of
+their eldest son on the 23d, produced
+feelings of commiseration for the aged
+monarch, now in his seventy-third
+year and broken down by misfortunes,
+which rendered the progress of the
+separate negotiation more easy. England
+agreed to abandon its allies,
+and the main object of the war, on
+condition that a guarantee should be
+obtained against the crowns of France
+and Spain being united on the same
+head. On this frail security, the
+English ministry agreed to withdraw
+their contingent from the Allied army;
+and to induce the Dutch to follow
+their example, Ipres was offered
+to them on the same terms as Dunkirk
+had been to Great Britain.<a name="FNanchor_16_16" id="FNanchor_16_16"></a><a href="#Footnote_16_16" class="fnanchor">[16]</a></p>
+
+<p>The disastrous effects of this secret
+and dishonourable secession, on the
+part of England, from the confederacy,
+were soon apparent. Great had been
+the preparations of the continental
+Allies for continuing the contest; and
+while the English contingent remained
+with them, their force was irresistible.
+Prince Eugene was at the head of the
+army in Flanders, and, including the
+British forces under the Duke of Ormond,
+it amounted to the immense
+force of 122,000 effective men, with
+120 guns, sixteen howitzers, and
+an ample pontoon train. To oppose
+this, by far the largest army he
+had yet had to confront in the Low
+Countries, Villars had scarcely at his
+command 100,000 men, and they were
+ill equipped, imperfectly supplied with
+artillery, and grievously depressed in
+spirit by their long series of disasters.
+Eugene commanded the army of the
+confederates; for although the English
+ministry had been lavish in their
+promises of unqualified support, the
+Dutch had begun to entertain serious
+suspicions of their sincerity, and bestowed
+the command on that tried
+officer instead of the Duke of Ormond,
+who had succeeded Marlborough in
+the command of the English contingent.
+But Marlborough's soul still
+directed the movements of the army;
+and Eugene's plan of the campaign
+was precisely that which that great
+commander had chalked out at the
+close of the preceding one. This was
+to besiege Quesnoy and Landrecies,
+<i>the last</i> of the iron barrier of France
+which in this quarter protected the
+frontier, and immediately after to
+inundate the open country, and advance
+as rapidly as possible to Paris.
+It was calculated they might reach it
+in <i>ten</i> marches from Landrecies; and
+it was well known that there was
+neither a defensible position nor fortress
+of any sort to arrest the invaders'
+march. The Court of Versailles were
+in despair: the general opinion was,
+that the King should leave Paris,
+and retire to Blois; and although the
+proud spirit of Louis recoiled at such
+a proposal, yet, in taking leave
+of Marshal Villars, he declared&mdash;"Should
+a disaster occur, I will go
+to Peronne or St Quentin, collect all
+my troops, and with you risk a last
+effort, determined to perish, or save
+the State."<a name="FNanchor_17_17" id="FNanchor_17_17"></a><a href="#Footnote_17_17" class="fnanchor">[17]</a></p>
+
+<p>But the French monarch was spared
+this last desperate alternative. The
+defection of the British Cabinet saved
+his throne, when all his means of
+defence were exhausted. Eugene, on
+opening the campaign on the 1st May,
+anxiously inquired of the Duke of
+Ormond whether he had authority to
+act vigorously in the campaign, and
+received an answer that he had the
+same authority as the Duke of Marlborough,
+and was prepared to join
+in attacking the enemy. Preparations
+were immediately made for forcing
+the enemy's lines, which covered
+Quesnoy, previous to an attack on
+that fortress. But, at the very time
+that this was going on, the work of
+perfidious defection was consummated.
+On May 10, Mr Secretary
+St John sent positive orders to Ormond
+to take no part in any general
+engagement, as the questions at issue
+between the contending parties were<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_695" id="Page_695">[695]</a></span>
+on the point of adjustment.<a name="FNanchor_18_18" id="FNanchor_18_18"></a><a href="#Footnote_18_18" class="fnanchor">[18]</a> Intimation
+of this secret order was sent
+to the Court of France, but it was
+directed to be kept a positive secret
+from the Allied generals. Ormond,
+upon the receipt of these orders,
+opened a private correspondence with
+Villars, informing him that their
+troops were no longer enemies, and
+that the future movements of the
+troops under his command were
+only to get forage and provisions.
+This correspondence was unknown
+to Eugene; but circumstances soon
+brought the defection of England to
+light. In the middle of it, the Allied
+forces had passed the Scheldt, and
+taken post between Noyeller and the
+Boiase, close to Villars's position. To
+bring the sincerity of the English to
+a test, Eugene proposed a general
+attack on the enemy's line, which was
+open and exposed, on the 28th May.
+<i>But Ormond declined</i>, requesting the
+operation might be delayed for a few
+days. The defection was now apparent,
+and the Dutch deputies loudly
+condemned such dishonorable conduct;
+but Eugene, anxious to make
+the most of the presence of the British
+troops, though their co-operation could
+no longer be relied on, proposed to
+besiege Quesnoy, which was laid open
+by Villars's retreat. Ormond, who felt
+acutely the painful and discreditable
+situation in which, without any fault
+of his own, he was placed, could not
+refuse, and the investment took place
+that very day. The operations were
+conducted by <i>the Dutch and Imperial
+troops alone</i>; and the town was taken,
+after a siege of six weeks, on the 10th
+July.<a name="FNanchor_19_19" id="FNanchor_19_19"></a><a href="#Footnote_19_19" class="fnanchor">[19]</a></p>
+
+<p>This disgraceful defection on the
+part of the English government excited,
+as well it might, the utmost
+indignation among the Allies, and
+produced mingled feelings of shame
+and mortification among all real patriots
+or men of honour in this country.
+By abandoning the contest in this
+manner, when it was on the very
+point of being crowned with success,
+the English lost the fruit of TEN costly
+and bloody campaigns, and suffered
+the war to terminate without attaining
+the main object for which it had
+been undertaken. Louis XIV., defeated,
+and all but ruined, was permitted
+to retain for his grandson the
+Spanish succession; and England,
+victorious, and within sight, as it
+were, of Paris, was content to halt in
+the career of victory, and lost the
+opportunity, never to be regained for
+a century to come, of permanently
+restraining the ambition of France.
+It was the same as if, a few days after
+the battle of Waterloo, England had
+concluded a separate peace, guaranteeing
+the throne of Spain to Joseph
+Buonaparte, and providing only for
+its not being held also by the Emperor
+of France. Lord Halifax gave vent
+to the general indignation of all generous
+and patriotic men, when he said,
+in the debate on the address, on 28th
+May, after enumerating the proud
+list of victories which, since the commencement
+of the war, had attended
+the arms of England,&mdash;"But all this
+pleasing prospect is totally effaced by
+the orders given to the Queen's general,
+not to act offensively against the
+enemy. I pity that heroic and gallant
+general, who, on other occasions, took
+delight to charge the most formidable
+corps and strongest squadrons, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_696" id="Page_696">[696]</a></span>
+cannot but be uneasy at his being
+fettered with shackles, and thereby
+prevented from reaping the glory
+which he might well expect from leading
+on troops so long accustomed to
+conquer. I pity the Allies, who have
+relied upon the aid and friendship of
+the British nation, perceiving that
+what they had done at so great an
+expense of blood and treasure is of
+no effect, as they will be exposed to
+the revenge of that power against
+whom they have been so active. I
+pity the Queen, her royal successors,
+and the present and future generations
+of Britain, when they shall find the
+nation deeply involved in debt, and
+that the common enemy who occasioned
+it, though once near being
+sufficiently humbled, does still triumph,
+and design their ruin; and are informed
+that this proceeds from the
+conduct of the British cabinet, in neglecting
+to make a right use of those
+advantages and happy occasions which
+their own courage and God's blessing
+had put into their hands."<a name="FNanchor_20_20" id="FNanchor_20_20"></a><a href="#Footnote_20_20" class="fnanchor">[20]</a></p>
+
+<p>Marlborough seconded the motion
+of Halifax, in a speech of peculiar
+interest, as the last which he made
+on the conduct of this eventful war.
+"Although," said he, "the negotiations
+for peace may be far advanced,
+yet I can see no reason which
+should induce the Allies or ourselves to
+remain inactive, and not push on the
+war with the utmost vigour, as we have
+incurred the expense of recruiting the
+army for the service of another year.
+That army is now in the field; and
+it has often occurred that a victory
+or a siege produced good effects and
+manifold advantages, when treaties
+were still further advanced than in
+the present negotiation. And as I
+am of opinion that we should make
+the most we can for ourselves, the
+only infallible way to force France to
+an entire submission, is to besiege and
+occupy Cambray or Arras, and to
+carry the war into the heart of the
+kingdom. But as the troops of the
+enemy are now encamped, it is impossible
+to execute that design, unless
+they are withdrawn from their position;
+and as they cannot be reduced
+to retire for want of provisions, they
+must be attacked and forced. For
+the truth of what I say I appeal to a
+noble duke (Argyle) whom I rejoice
+to see in this house, because he knows
+the country, and is as good a judge of
+these matters as any person now
+alive." Argyle, though a bitter personal
+enemy of Marlborough, thus
+appealed to, said,&mdash;"I do indeed
+know that country, and the situation
+of the enemy in their present camp,
+and I agree with the noble duke, that
+it is impossible to remove them
+without attacking and driving them
+away; and, until that is effected,
+neither of the two sieges alluded to
+can be undertaken. I likewise agree
+that the capture of these two towns
+is the most effectual way to carry on
+the war with advantage, and would
+be a fatal blow to France."<a name="FNanchor_21_21" id="FNanchor_21_21"></a><a href="#Footnote_21_21" class="fnanchor">[21]</a></p>
+
+<p>Notwithstanding the creation of
+twelve peers to swamp the Upper
+House, it is doubtful how the division
+would have gone, had not Lord
+Strafford, a cabinet minister, observed,
+in reply to the charge, that the British
+government was about to conclude a
+separate peace,&mdash;"Nothing of that
+nature has ever been intended; for
+such a peace would be so <i>foolish, villanous,
+and knavish</i>, that every servant
+of the Queen must answer for it
+with his head to the nation. The
+Allies <i>are acquainted with our proceedings,
+and satisfied with our terms</i>."
+This statement was made by a British
+minister, in his place in Parliament,
+on the 28th May, eighteen days
+<i>after</i> the private letter from Mr Secretary
+St John to the Duke of Ormond,
+already quoted, mentioning
+the private treaty with Louis, enjoining
+him to keep it secret from the
+Allies, and communicate clandestinely
+with Villars. But such a declaration,
+coming from an accredited
+minister of the crown, produced a
+great impression, and ministers prevailed
+by a majority of sixty-eight to
+forty. In the course of the debate,
+Earl Poulett let fall such cutting expressions
+against Marlborough for
+having, as he alleged, led his troops
+to certain destruction, in order to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_697" id="Page_697">[697]</a></span>
+profit by the sale of the officers' commissions,<a name="FNanchor_22_22" id="FNanchor_22_22"></a><a href="#Footnote_22_22" class="fnanchor">[22]</a>
+that the Duke, without
+deigning a reply, sent him a challenge
+on leaving the house. The agitation,
+however, of the Earl, who was less
+cool than the iron veteran on the
+prospect of such a meeting, revealed
+what was going forward, and by an
+order of the Queen, the affair was terminated
+without bloodshed.<a name="FNanchor_23_23" id="FNanchor_23_23"></a><a href="#Footnote_23_23" class="fnanchor">[23]</a></p>
+
+<p>It soon appeared how much foundation
+there was for the assertion of the
+Queen's ministers, that England was
+engaged in no separate negotiation for a
+peace. On the 6th June were promulgated
+the outlines of the treaty which
+afterwards became so famous as the
+<span class="smcap">Peace of Utrecht</span>. The Duke of
+Anjou was to renounce for ever, for
+himself and his descendants, all claim
+to the French crown; and the crown of
+Spain was to descend, by <i>the male line</i>
+only, to the Duke of Anjou, and failing
+them to certain princes of the
+Bourbon line by <i>male</i> descent, always
+excluding him who was possessed of
+the French crown.<a name="FNanchor_24_24" id="FNanchor_24_24"></a><a href="#Footnote_24_24" class="fnanchor">[24]</a> Gibraltar and
+Minorca remained to England; Dunkirk
+was to be demolished; the Spanish
+Netherlands were to be ceded to
+Austria, with Naples, Milan, and
+Sardinia; the barrier towns were to be
+ceded to the Dutch, as required in
+1709, with the exception of two or
+three places. Spain and her Indian
+colonies remained with the Duke of
+Anjou and his male heirs, as King of
+Spain. And thus, at the conclusion
+of the most glorious and successful
+war recorded in English history, did
+the English cabinet leave to France
+the great object of the contest,&mdash;the
+crown of Spain, and its magnificent
+Indian colonies, placed on the head of
+a prince of the Bourbon race. With
+truth did Marlborough observe, in the
+debate on the preliminaries&mdash;"The
+measures pursued in England for the
+last year are directly contrary to her
+Majesty's engagements with the Allies,
+sully the triumphs and glories of her
+reign, and will render the English
+name odious to all other nations."<a name="FNanchor_25_25" id="FNanchor_25_25"></a><a href="#Footnote_25_25" class="fnanchor">[25]</a>
+It was all in vain. The people loudly
+clamoured for peace; the Tory ministry
+was seconded by a vast numerical
+majority throughout the country. The
+peace was approved of by large majorities
+in both houses. Parliament
+was soon after prorogued; and Marlborough,
+seeing his public career terminated,
+solicited and obtained passports
+to go abroad, which he soon
+afterwards did.</p>
+
+<p>Great was the mourning, and loud
+the lamentations, both in the British
+and Allied troops, when the fatal day
+arrived that the former were to
+separate from their old companions in
+arms. On the 10th July, the very
+day on which Quesnoy surrendered,
+the last of their long line of triumphs,
+Ormond, having exhausted every sort
+of procrastination to postpone the
+dreaded hour, was compelled to order
+the English troops to march. He in
+vain, however, gave a similar order
+to the auxiliaries in British pay; the
+hereditary Prince of Cassel replied&mdash;"The
+Hessians would gladly march, if<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_698" id="Page_698">[698]</a></span>
+it were to fight the French." Another,
+"We do not serve for pay, but fame."
+The native British, however, were
+compelled to obey the order of their
+sovereign, and they set out, twelve
+thousand strong, from the camp at
+Cambresis. Of all the Germans in
+British pay, only one battalion of
+Holstein men, and a regiment of
+dragoons from Liege, accompanied
+them. Silent and dejected they took
+their way; the men kept their eyes
+on the ground, the officers did not
+venture to return the parting salute
+of the comrades who had so long
+fought and conquered by their side.
+Not a word was spoken on either
+side, the hearts of all were too big
+for utterance; but the averted eye,
+the mournful air, the tear often trickling
+down the cheek, told the deep
+dejection which was every where felt.
+It seemed as if the Allies were following
+to the grave, with profound affection,
+the whole body of their British
+comrades. But when the troops
+reached their resting-place for the
+night, and the suspension of arms was
+proclaimed at the head of each regiment,
+the general indignation became
+so vehement, that even the bonds of
+military discipline were unable to restrain
+it. A universal cry, succeeded
+by a loud murmur, was heard through
+the camp. The British soldiers were
+seen tearing their hair, casting their
+muskets on the ground, and rending
+their clothes, uttering all the while
+furious exclamations against the government
+which had so shamefully
+betrayed them. The officers were so
+overwhelmed with vexation, that they
+sat apart in their tents looking on the
+ground, through very shame; and for
+several days shrunk from the sight
+even of their fellow-soldiers. Many
+left their colours to serve with the
+Allies, others withdrew, and whenever
+they thought of Marlborough
+and their days of glory, tears filled
+their eyes.<a name="FNanchor_26_26" id="FNanchor_26_26"></a><a href="#Footnote_26_26" class="fnanchor">[26]</a></p>
+
+<p>It soon appeared that it was not
+without reason that these gloomy presentiments
+prevailed on both sides,
+as to the consequences of the British
+withdrawing from the contest. So
+elated were the French by their secession,
+that they speedily lost all
+sense of gratitude and even honesty,
+and refused to give up Dunkirk to
+the British, which was only effected
+with great difficulty on the earnest
+entreaties of the British government.
+So great were the difficulties which
+beset the negotiation, that St John
+was obliged to repair in person to
+Paris, where he remained <i>incognito</i>
+for a considerable time, and effected a
+compromise of the objects still in dispute
+between the parties. The secession
+of England from the confederacy
+was now openly announced; and, as
+the Allies refused to abide by her preliminaries,
+the separate negotiation
+continued between the two countries,
+and lingered on for nearly a year after
+the suspension of arms.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile Eugene, after the departure
+of the British, continued his
+operations, and laid siege to Landrecies,
+the last of the barrier fortresses
+on the road to Paris, in the end of
+July. But it soon appeared that
+England had been the soul of the
+confederacy; and that it was the tutelary
+arm of Marlborough which had
+so long averted disaster, and chained
+victory to its standard. Nothing but
+defeat and misfortune attended the
+Allies after her secession. Even the
+great and tried abilities of Eugene
+were inadequate to procure for them
+one single success, after the colours of
+England no longer waved in their
+ranks. During the investment of
+Landrecies, Villars drew together the
+garrisons from the neighbouring towns,
+no longer threatened by the English
+troops, and surprised at Denain a
+body of eight thousand men, stationed
+there for the purpose of facilitating
+the passage of convoys to the besieging
+army. This disaster rendered it
+necessary to raise the siege of Landrecies,
+and Villars immediately resumed
+the offensive. Douay was
+speedily invested: a fruitless effort of
+Eugene to retain it only exposed him
+to the mortification of witnessing its
+surrender. Not expecting so sudden
+a reverse of fortune, the fortresses
+recently taken were not provided
+with provisions or ammunition, and
+were in no condition to make any
+effectual resistance. Quesnoy soon
+fell from this cause; and Bouchain,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_699" id="Page_699">[699]</a></span>
+the last trophy of Marlborough's victories,
+opened its gates on the 10th
+October. The coalition was paralysed;
+and Louis, who so lately
+trembled for his capital, found his
+armies advancing from conquest to
+conquest, and tearing from the Allies
+the fruits of all their victories.<a name="FNanchor_27_27" id="FNanchor_27_27"></a><a href="#Footnote_27_27" class="fnanchor">[27]</a></p>
+
+<p>These disasters, and the evident
+inability of the Allied armies, without
+the aid of the English, to keep their
+ground in Flanders, in a manner compelled
+the Dutch, how unwilling soever,
+to follow the example of Great
+Britain, in treating separately with
+France. They became parties, accordingly,
+to the pacification at
+Utrecht; and Savoy also concluded
+peace there. But the barrier for
+which they had so ardently contended
+was, by the desertion of England, so
+much reduced, that it ceased to afford
+any effectual security against the encroachments
+of France. That power
+held the most important fortresses in
+Flanders which had been conquered
+by Louis XIV.&mdash;Cambray, Valenciennes,
+and Arras. Lille, the conquest
+on which Marlborough most
+prided himself, was restored by the
+Allies, and with it Bethune, Aire, St
+Venant, and many other places. The
+Dutch felt, in the strongest manner,
+the evil consequences of a treaty
+which thus, in a manner, left the enemy
+at their gates; and the irritation
+consequently produced against England
+was so violent that it continued
+through the greater part of the eighteenth
+century. Austria, indignant at
+being thus deserted by all her Allies,
+continued the contest alone through
+another campaign. But she was
+overmatched in the contest; her resources
+were exhausted; and, by the
+advice of Eugene, conferences were
+opened at Rastadt, from which, as a
+just reward for her perfidy, England
+was excluded. A treaty was soon
+concluded on the basis of the Treaty
+of Ryswick. It left Charles the Low
+Countries, and all the Spanish territories
+in Italy, except Sicily; but,
+with Sardinia, Bavaria was restored.
+France retained Landau, but restored
+New Brisach, Fribourg, and Kehl.
+Thus was that great power left in
+possession of the whole conquests
+ceded to Louis XIV. by the treaties
+of Aix-la-Chapelle, Nimeguen, and
+Ryswick, with the vast addition of
+the family alliance with a Bourbon
+prince, possessing Spain and the Indies.
+A century of repeated wars on
+the part of England and the European
+powers, with France, followed by the
+dreadful struggle of the Revolutionary
+contest, and the costly campaigns of
+Wellington, were the legacy bequeathed
+to the nation by Bolingbroke
+and Harley, in arresting the course of
+Marlborough's victories, and restoring
+France to preponderance, when it was
+on the eve of being reduced to a level
+consistent with the independence of
+other states. Well might Mr Pitt
+style the Treaty of Utrecht "the indelible
+reproach of the age!"<a name="FNanchor_28_28" id="FNanchor_28_28"></a><a href="#Footnote_28_28" class="fnanchor">[28]</a></p>
+
+<p>Marlborough's public career was
+now terminated; and the dissensions
+which had cast him down from power
+had so completely extinguished his
+political influence, that during the remaining
+years of his life, he rarely
+appeared at all in public life. On
+landing on the Continent, at Brille, on
+the 24th November, he was received
+with such demonstrations of gratitude
+and respect, as showed how deeply
+his public services had sunk into the
+hearts of men, and how warmly they
+appreciated his efforts to avert from
+England and the Coalition, the evils
+likely to flow from the Treaty of
+Utrecht. At Maestricht he was
+welcomed with the honours usually
+reserved for sovereign princes; and
+although he did his utmost, on the
+journey to Aix-la-Chapelle, to avoid
+attracting the public attention, and
+to slip unobserved through byways,
+yet the eagerness of the public,
+or the gratitude of his old soldiers,
+discovered him wherever he went.
+Wherever he passed, crowds of
+all ranks were waiting to see him,
+could they only get a glimpse of the
+hero who had saved the empire, and
+filled the world with his renown. All
+were struck with his noble air and
+demeanour, softened, though not
+weakened, by the approach of age.
+They declared that his appearance
+was not less conquering than his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_700" id="Page_700">[700]</a></span>
+sword. Many burst into tears when
+they recollected what he had been,
+and what he was, and how unaccountably
+the great nation to which
+he belonged had fallen from the height
+of glory to such degradation. Yet
+was the manner of Marlborough so
+courteous and yet animated, his conversation
+so simple and yet cheerful,
+that it was commonly said at the
+time, "that the only things he had
+forgotten were his own deeds, and the
+only things he remembered were the
+misfortunes of others." Crowds of
+all ranks, from the highest to the
+lowest, hastened to attend his levee
+at Aix-la-Chapelle on the 17th January
+1713, and the Duke de Lesdeguières,
+on leaving it, said, with equal
+justice and felicity,&mdash;"I can now say
+that I have seen the man who is equal
+to the Maréchal de Turenne in conduct,
+to the Prince of Condé in courage,
+and superior to the Maréchal de
+Luxembourg in success."<a name="FNanchor_29_29" id="FNanchor_29_29"></a><a href="#Footnote_29_29" class="fnanchor">[29]</a></p>
+
+<p>But if the veteran hero found some
+compensation, in the unanimous admiration
+of foreign nations, for the ingratitude
+with which he had been
+treated by the government of his own,
+he was soon destined to find that
+gratitude for past services was not to
+be looked for among foreign nations
+any more than his own countrymen.
+Upon the restoration of the Elector,
+by the treaty of Rastadt, the principality
+of Mendleheim, which had been
+bestowed upon Marlborough after the
+battle of Blenheim by the Emperor
+Joseph, was resumed by the Elector.
+No stipulation in his favour was made
+either by the British government or
+the Imperial court, and therefore the
+estate, which yielded a clear revenue
+of £2000 a-year, was lost to Marlborough.
+He transmitted, through
+Prince Eugene, a memorial to the
+Emperor, claiming an indemnity for
+his loss; but though it was earnestly
+supported by that generous prince,
+yet being unaided by any efforts on
+the part of the English ministry, it
+was allowed to fall asleep. An indemnity
+was often promised, even by
+the Emperor in writing,<a name="FNanchor_30_30" id="FNanchor_30_30"></a><a href="#Footnote_30_30" class="fnanchor">[30]</a> but performance
+of the promise was always
+evaded. The Duke was made a prince
+of the Holy Roman Empire, but obtained
+nothing but empty honours for
+his services; and at this moment, these
+high-sounding titles are all that remain
+in the Marlborough family to
+testify the gratitude of the Cæsars to
+the hero who saved their Imperial
+and Royal thrones.<a name="FNanchor_31_31" id="FNanchor_31_31"></a><a href="#Footnote_31_31" class="fnanchor">[31]</a></p>
+
+<p>The same oblivion of past and inappreciable
+services, when they were
+no longer required, pursued the illustrious
+general in his declining years,
+on the part of his own countrymen.
+The got-up stories about embezzlement
+and dilapidation of the public
+money, in Flanders, were allowed to
+go to sleep, when they had answered
+their destined purpose of bringing
+about his fall from political power.
+No grounds were found for a prosecution
+which could afford a chance
+of success, even in the swamped and
+now subservient House of Peers. But
+every thing that malice could suggest,
+or party bitterness effect, was done to
+fill the last days of the immortal hero
+with anxiety and disquiet. Additional
+charges were brought against
+him by the commissioners, founded
+on the allegation that he had drawn
+a pistole per troop, and ten shillings
+a company, for mustering the soldiers,
+though, in the foreign auxiliaries, it
+was often not done. Marlborough at
+once transmitted a refutation of those
+fresh charges, so clear and decisive,
+that it entirely silenced those accusations.<a name="FNanchor_32_32" id="FNanchor_32_32"></a><a href="#Footnote_32_32" class="fnanchor">[32]</a>
+But his enemies, though
+driven from this ground, still persecuted
+him with unrelenting malice.
+The noble pile of Blenheim, standing,
+as it did, an enduring monument at
+once of the Duke's services and the
+nation's gratitude, was a grievous
+eyesore to the dominant majority in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_701" id="Page_701">[701]</a></span>
+England, and they did all in their
+power to prevent its completion.</p>
+
+<p>Orders were first given to the Treasury,
+on June 1, 1712, to suspend
+any further payments from the royal
+exchequer; and commissioners were
+appointed to investigate the claims of
+the creditors and expense of the work.
+They recommended the payment of a
+third to each claimant, which was
+accordingly made; but as many years
+elapsed, and no further payments to
+account were made, the principal creditors
+brought an action in the Court of
+Exchequer against the Duke, as personally
+liable for the amount, and the
+court pronounced decree in favour of
+the plaintiffs, which was affirmed,
+after a long litigation, in the House
+of Lords. Meanwhile the works, for
+want of any paymaster, were at a
+stand; and this noble pile, this proud
+monument of a nation's gratitude,
+would have remained a modern ruin
+to this day, had it not been completed
+from the private funds of the hero
+whose services it was intended to
+commemorate. But the Duke of
+Marlborough, as well as the Duchess,
+were too much interested in the work
+to allow it to remain unfinished. He
+left by his will fifty thousand pounds
+to complete the building, which was
+still in very unfinished state at the
+time of his death, and the duty was
+faithfully performed by the Duchess
+after his decease. From the accounts
+of the total expense, preserved at
+Blenheim, it appears, that out of three
+hundred thousand pounds, which the
+whole edifice cost, no less than sixty
+thousand pounds was provided from
+the private funds of the Duke of
+Marlborough.<a name="FNanchor_33_33" id="FNanchor_33_33"></a><a href="#Footnote_33_33" class="fnanchor">[33]</a></p>
+
+<p>It may readily be believed that
+so long-continued and unrelenting a
+persecution of so great a man and
+distinguished benefactor of his country,
+proceeded from something more
+than mere envy at greatness, powerful
+as that principle ever is in little
+minds. In truth, it was part of the
+deep-laid plan for the restoration of the
+Stuart line, which the declining state
+of the Queen's health, and the probable
+unpopularity of the Hanover family,
+now revived in greater vigour than ever.
+During this critical period, Marlborough,
+who was still on the Continent,
+remained perfectly firm to the
+Act of Settlement, and the Protestant
+cause. Convinced that England was
+threatened with a counter-revolution,
+he used his endeavours to secure the
+fidelity of the garrison of Dunkirk,
+and offered to embark at its head in
+support of the Protestant succession.
+He sent General Cadogan to make
+the necessary arrangements with
+General Stanhope for transporting
+troops to England, to support the
+Hanoverian succession, and offered to
+lend the Elector of Hanover £20,000
+to aid him in his endeavour to secure
+the succession. So sensible was the
+Electoral house of the magnitude of
+his services, and his zeal in their behalf,
+that the Electress Sophia entrusted
+him with a blank warrant,
+appointing him commander-in-chief
+of her troops and garrisons, on her accession
+to the crown.<a name="FNanchor_34_34" id="FNanchor_34_34"></a><a href="#Footnote_34_34" class="fnanchor">[34]</a></p>
+
+<p>On the death of Queen Anne, on
+August 1, 1714, Marlborough returned
+to England, and was soon after appointed
+captain-general and master-general
+of the ordnance. Bolingbroke
+and Oxford were shortly after
+impeached, and the former then
+threw off the mask, by flying to
+France, where he openly entered into
+the service of the Pretender at St
+Germains. Marlborough's great popularity
+with the army was soon after
+the means of enabling him to appease
+a mutiny in the guards, which at first
+threatened to be alarming. During
+the rebellion in 1715, he directed, in a
+great degree, the operations against
+the rebels, though he did not actually
+take the field; and to his exertions,
+its rapid suppression was in a great
+measure to be ascribed.</p>
+
+<p>But the period had now arrived
+when the usual fate of mortality
+awaited this illustrious man. Severe
+domestic bereavements preceded his
+dissolution, and in a manner weaned
+him from a world which he had passed
+through with so much glory. His
+daughter, Lady Bridgewater, died in
+March 1714; and this was soon followed
+by the death of his favourite
+daughter, Anne Countess of Sunderland,
+who united uncommon elegance
+and beauty to unaffected piety and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_702" id="Page_702">[702]</a></span>
+exemplary virtue. Marlborough himself
+was not long of following his
+beloved relatives to the grave. On
+the 28th May 1716, he was seized
+with a fit of palsy, so severe that it
+deprived him, for a time, alike of speech
+and recollection. He recovered, however,
+to a certain degree, and went to
+Bath, for the benefit of the waters;
+and a gleam of returning light shone
+upon his mind when he visited Blenheim
+on the 18th October. He expressed
+great satisfaction at the survey
+of the plan; which reminded him
+of his great achievements; but when
+he saw, in one of the few rooms
+which were finished, a picture of
+himself at the battle of Blenheim,
+he turned away with a mournful
+air, with the words&mdash;"Something
+then, but now&mdash;&mdash;" On November
+18th he was attacked by another
+stroke, more severe than the former,
+and his family hastened to pay the
+last duties, as they conceived, to their
+departing parent. The strength of
+his constitution, however, triumphed
+for a time even over this violent attack;
+but though he continued contrary
+to his own wishes, in conformity
+with those of his friends, who needed
+the support of his great reputation, to
+hold office, and occasionally appeared
+in parliament, yet his public
+career was at an end. A considerable
+addition was made to his fortune by
+the sagacity of the Duchess, who persuaded
+him to embark part of his
+funds in the South Sea scheme; and
+foreseeing the crash which was approaching,
+sold out so opportunely,
+that, instead of losing, she gained
+£100,000 by the transaction. On
+the 27th November 1721, he made
+his last appearance in the House of
+Lords; but in June 1722, he was
+again attacked with paralysis so violently,
+that he lay for some days
+nearly motionless, though in perfect
+possession of his faculties. To a
+question from the Duchess, whether
+he heard the prayers read as usual
+at night, on the 15th June, in his
+apartment; he replied, "Yes; and
+I joined in them." These were his
+last words. On the morning of the
+16th he sunk rapidly, and, at four
+o'clock, calmly breathed his last, in
+the 72d year of his age.<a name="FNanchor_35_35" id="FNanchor_35_35"></a><a href="#Footnote_35_35" class="fnanchor">[35]</a></p>
+
+<p>Envy is generally extinguished by
+death, because the object of it has
+ceased to stand in the way of those
+who feel it. Marlborough's funeral
+obsequies were celebrated with uncommon
+magnificence, and all ranks
+and parties joined in doing him honour.
+His body lay in state for several
+days at Marlborough House, and
+crowds flocked together from all the
+three kingdoms to witness the imposing
+ceremony of his funeral, which
+was performed with the utmost magnificence,
+on the 28th June. The procession
+was opened by a long array
+of military, among whom were General,
+now Lord Cadogan, and many
+other officers who had suffered and
+bled in his cause. Long files of heralds,
+officers-at-arms, and pursuivants
+followed, bearing banners emblazoned
+with his armorial achievements,
+among which appeared, in uncommon
+lustre, the standard of Woodstock,
+exhibiting the arms of France on the
+Cross of St George. In the centre of
+the cavalcade was a lofty car, drawn
+by eight horses, which bore the mortal
+remains of the Hero, under a
+splendid canopy adorned by plumes,
+military trophies, and heraldic devices
+of conquest. Shields were affixed to
+the sides, bearing the names of the
+towns he had taken, and the fields
+he had won. Blenheim was there,
+and Oudenarde, Ramilies and Malplaquet;
+Lille and Tournay; Bethune,
+Douay, and Ruremonde; Bouchain
+and Mons, Maestricht and Ghent.
+This array of names made the English
+blush for the manner in which
+they had treated their hero. On
+either side were five generals in military
+mourning, bearing aloft banderoles,
+on which were emblazoned
+the arms of the family. Eight
+dukes supported the pall; besides
+the relatives of the deceased, the
+noblest and proudest of England's
+nobility joined in the procession. Yet
+the most moving part of the ceremony
+was the number of old soldiers who
+had combated with the hero on his
+fields of fame, and who might now be
+known, in the dense crowds which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_703" id="Page_703">[703]</a></span>
+thronged the streets, by their uncovered
+heads, grey hairs, and the
+tears which trickled down their
+cheeks. The body was deposited,
+with great solemnity, in Westminster
+Abbey, at the east end of the tomb
+of Henry VII.; but this was not its
+final resting-place in this world. It
+was soon after removed to the chapel
+at Blenheim, where it was deposited
+in a magnificent mausoleum; and
+there it still remains, surmounted by
+the noble pile which the genius of
+Vanbrugh had conceived to express a
+nation's gratitude.<a name="FNanchor_36_36" id="FNanchor_36_36"></a><a href="#Footnote_36_36" class="fnanchor">[36]</a></p>
+
+<p>The extraordinary merit of Marlborough's
+military talents will not be
+duly appreciated, unless the peculiar
+nature of the contest he was called on
+to direct, and the character which he
+assumed in his time, is taken into
+consideration.</p>
+
+<p>The feudal times had ceased&mdash;at
+least so far as the raising of a military
+force by its machinery was concerned.
+Louis XIV., indeed, when pressed for
+men, more than once summoned the
+ban and arrière-ban of France to his
+standards, and he always had a gallant
+array of feudal nobility in his
+antechambers, or around his headquarters.
+But war, both on his part
+and that of his antagonists, was carried
+on, generally speaking, with
+standing armies, supported by the
+belligerent state. The vast, though
+generally tumultuary array which the
+Plantagenet or Valois sovereigns summoned
+to their support, but which,
+bound only to serve for forty days,
+generally disappeared before a few
+months of hostilities were over, could
+no longer be relied on. The modern
+system invented by revolutionary
+France, of making war maintain war,
+and sending forth starving multitudes
+with arms in their hands, to subsist
+by the plunder of the adjoining states,
+was unknown. The national passions
+had not been roused, which alone
+would bring it into operation. The
+decline of the feudal system forbade
+the hope that contests could be maintained
+by the chivalrous attachment
+of a faithful nobility: the democratic
+spirit had not been so aroused as to
+supply its place by popular fervour.
+Religious passions, indeed, had been
+strongly excited; but they had prompted
+men rather to suffer than to act:
+the disputations of the pulpit were
+their natural arena: in the last extremity
+they were more allied to the
+resignation of the martyr, than the
+heroism of the soldier. Between the
+two, there extended a long period
+of above a century and a half,
+during which governments had acquired
+the force, and mainly relied
+on the power, of standing armies; but
+the resources at their disposal for
+their support were so limited, that
+the greatest economy in the husbanding
+both of men and money was
+indispensable.</p>
+
+<p>Richard C&oelig;ur de Lion, Edward III.,
+and Henry V., were the models of
+feudal leaders, and their wars were a
+faithful mirror of the feudal contests.
+Setting forth at the head of a force,
+which, if not formidable in point of
+numbers, was generally extremely so
+from equipment and the use of arms,
+the nobles around them were generally
+too proud and high-spirited to
+decline a combat, even on any possible
+terms of disadvantage. They
+took the field as the knights went to
+a <i>champ clos</i>, to engage their adversaries
+in single conflict; and it was
+deemed equally dishonourable to retire
+without fighting from the one as
+the other. But they had no permanent
+force at their disposal to secure
+a lasting fruit even from the greatest
+victories. The conquest of a petty
+province, a diminutive fortress, was
+often their only result. Hence the
+desperate battles, so memorable in
+warlike annals, which they fought,
+and hence the miserable and almost
+nugatory results which almost invariably
+followed their greatest triumphs.
+Cressy, Poictiers, and Azincour, followed
+by the expulsion of the English
+from France; Methven and Dunbar,
+by their ignominious retreat from
+Scotland; Ascalon and Ptolemais, by
+their being driven from the Holy
+Land, must immediately occur to every
+reader. This state of war necessarily
+imprinted a corresponding character
+on the feudal generals. They were
+high-spirited and daring in action&mdash;often
+skilful in tactics&mdash;generally
+ignorant of strategy&mdash;covetous of military<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_704" id="Page_704">[704]</a></span>
+renown, but careless of national
+advancement&mdash;and often more solicitous
+to conquer an adversary in
+single conflict, than reduce a fortress,
+or win a province.</p>
+
+<p>But when armies were raised at
+the expense, not of nobles, but of
+kings&mdash;when their cost became a
+lasting and heavy drain on the royal
+exchequer&mdash;sovereigns grew desirous
+of a more durable and profitable result
+from their victories. Standing
+armies, though commonly powerful,
+often irresistible when accumulated
+in large bodies&mdash;were yet extremely
+expensive. They were felt the more
+from the great difficulty of getting
+the people in every country, at that
+period, to submit to any considerable
+amount of direct taxation. More
+than one flourishing province had
+been lost, or powerful monarchy overturned,
+in the attempt to increase
+such burdens; witness the loss of
+Holland to Spain, the execution of
+Charles I. in England. In this
+dilemma, arising from the experienced
+necessity of raising standing
+armies on the one hand, and the
+extreme difficulty of permanently
+providing for them on the other, the
+only resource was to spare both the
+blood of the soldiers and the expenses
+of the government as much as possible.
+Durable conquests, acquisitions
+of towns and provinces which could
+yield revenues and furnish men, became
+the great object of ambition.
+The point of feudal honour was forgot
+in the inanity of its consequences;
+the benefits of modern conquests were
+felt in the reality of their results. A
+methodical cautious system of war
+was thus impressed upon generals by
+the necessities of their situation, and
+the objects expected from them by
+their respective governments. To
+risk little and gain much, became the
+great object: skill and stratagem
+gradually took the place of reckless
+daring; and the reputation of a general
+came to be measured rather by the
+permanent addition which his successes
+had made to the revenues of
+his sovereign, than the note with
+which the trumpet of Fame had proclaimed
+his own exploits.</p>
+
+<p>Turenne was the first, and, in his
+day, the greatest general in this new
+and scientific system of war. He first
+applied to the military art the resources
+of prudent foresight, deep
+thought, and profound combination;
+and the results of his successes completely
+justified the discernment which
+had prompted Louis XIV. to place
+him at the head of his armies. His
+methodical and far-seeing campaigns
+in Flanders, Franche Comté, Alsace,
+and Lorraine, in the early part of the
+reign of that monarch, added these
+valuable provinces to France, which
+have never since been lost. They have
+proved more durable than the conquests
+of Napoleon, which all perished
+in the lifetime of their author. Napoleon's
+legions passed like a desolating
+whirlwind over Europe, but they gave
+only fleeting celebrity, and entailed
+lasting wounds on France. Turenne's
+slow, or more methodical and more
+cautious conquests, have proved lasting
+acquisitions to the monarchy.
+Nancy still owns the French allegiance;
+Besançon and Strasbourg are
+two of its frontier fortresses; Lille
+yet is a leading stronghold in its iron
+barrier. Napoleon, it is well known,
+had the highest possible opinion of
+that great commander. He was disposed
+to place him at the head of
+modern generals; and his very interesting
+analysis of his campaigns
+is not the least important part of his
+invaluable memoirs.</p>
+
+<p>Condé, though living in the same
+age, and alternately the enemy and
+comrade of Turenne, belonged to a
+totally different class of generals,
+and, indeed, seemed to belong to
+another age of the world. He was
+warmed in his heart by the spirit of
+chivalry; he bore its terrors on his
+sword's point. Heart and soul he was
+heroic. Like Clive or Alexander, he
+was consumed by that thirst for
+fame, that ardent passion for glorious
+achievements, which is the invariable
+characteristic of elevated, and
+the most inconceivable quality to
+ordinary, minds. In the prosecution
+of this object, no difficulties could
+deter, no dangers daunt him. Though
+his spirit was chivalrous&mdash;though
+cavalry was the arm which suited his
+genius, and in which he chiefly delighted,
+he brought to the military
+art the power of genius and the resources
+of art; and no man could
+make better use of the power which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_705" id="Page_705">[705]</a></span>
+the expiring spirit of feudality bequeathed
+to its scientific successors.
+He destroyed the Spanish infantry at
+Rocroy and Lens, not by mere desultory
+charges of the French cavalry,
+but by efforts of that gallant body as
+skilfully directed as those by which
+Hannibal overthrew the Roman legions
+at Thrasymene and Cannæ. His
+genius was animated by the spirit of
+the fourteenth, but it was guided by
+the knowledge of the seventeenth,
+century.</p>
+
+<p>Bred in the school of Turenne,
+placed, like him, at the head of a
+force raised with difficulty, maintained
+with still greater trouble, Marlborough
+was the greatest general of the methodical
+or scientific school which modern
+Europe has produced. No man
+knew better the importance of deeds
+which fascinate the minds of men;
+none could decide quicker, or strike
+harder, when the proper time for action
+arrived. None, when the decisive
+crisis of the struggle approached,
+could expose his person more fearlessly,
+or lead his reserves more gallantly
+into the very hottest of the
+enemy's fire. To his combined intrepidity
+and quickness, in thus bringing
+the reserves, at the decisive
+moment, into action, all his wonderful
+victories, in particular Ramilies
+and Malplaquet, are to be ascribed.
+But, in the ordinary case,
+he preferred the bloodless methods
+of skill and arrangement. Combination
+was his great <i>forte</i>, and there
+he was not exceeded by Napoleon
+himself. To deceive the enemy as to
+the real point of attack&mdash;to perplex him
+by marches and countermarches&mdash;to
+assume and constantly maintain the
+initiative&mdash;to win by skill what could
+not be achieved by force, was his
+great delight; and in that, the highest
+branch of the military art, he was
+unrivalled in modern times. He did
+not despise stratagem. Like Hannibal,
+he resorted to that arm frequently,
+and with never-failing success. His
+campaigns, in that respect, bear a
+closer resemblance to those of the
+illustrious Carthaginian than those of
+any general in modern Europe. Like
+him, too, his administrative and diplomatic
+qualities were equal to his
+military powers. By his address, he
+retained in unwilling, but still effective
+union, an alliance, unwieldy from
+its magnitude, and discordant by its
+jealousies; and kept, in willing multitudes,
+around his standards, a <i>colluvies
+omnium gentium</i>, of various
+languages, habits, and religions&mdash;held
+in subjection by no other bond but
+the strong one of admiration for their
+general, and a desire to share in his
+triumphs.</p>
+
+<p>Consummate address and never-failing
+prudence were the great characteristics
+of the English commander.
+With such judgment did he measure
+his strength with those of his adversary&mdash;so
+skilfully did he choose the
+points of attack, whether in strategy
+or tactics&mdash;so well weighed were all
+his enterprises, so admirably prepared
+the means of carrying them
+into execution, that none of them
+ever miscarried. It was a common
+saying at the time, which the preceding
+narrative amply justifies, that
+he never fought a battle which he did
+not gain, nor laid siege to a town
+which he did not take. This extraordinary
+and unbroken success
+extended to all his man&oelig;uvres, however
+trivial; and it has been already
+noticed, that the first disaster of any
+moment which occurred to his arms
+during <i>nine</i> successive and active
+campaigns, was the destruction of a
+convoy destined for the siege of St
+Venant, in October 1710, by one of
+Villars' detachments.<a name="FNanchor_37_37" id="FNanchor_37_37"></a><a href="#Footnote_37_37" class="fnanchor">[37]</a> It was the
+admirable powers of arrangement and
+combination which he brought to bear
+on all parts of his army, equally from
+the highest to the lowest parts, which
+was the cause of this extraordinary
+and uninterrupted success.</p>
+
+<p>He was often outnumbered by the
+enemy, always opposed by a homogeneous
+army, animated by one strong
+national and military spirit; while he
+was at the head of a discordant array
+of many different nations, some of
+them with little turn for warlike
+exploit, others lukewarm, or even
+treacherous in the cause. But notwithstanding
+this, he never lost the
+ascendant. From the time when he
+first began the war on the banks of
+the Maese in 1702, till his military<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_706" id="Page_706">[706]</a></span>
+career was closed in 1711, within the
+iron barrier of France, by the intrigues
+of his political opponents at home, he
+never abandoned the initiative. He
+was constantly on the offensive. When
+inferior in force, as he often was, he
+supplied the defect of military strength
+by skill and combination; when his
+position was endangered by the faults
+or treachery of others, as was still
+more frequently the case, he waited
+till a false move on the part of his
+adversaries enabled him to retrieve
+his affairs by some brilliant and decisive
+stroke. It was thus that he restored
+the war in Germany, after the
+affairs of the Emperor had been wellnigh
+ruined, by the brilliant cross
+march into Bavaria, and splendid victory
+at Blenheim; and regained Flanders
+for the Archduke by the stroke
+at Ramilies, after the imperial cause
+in that quarter had been all but lost
+by the treacherous surrender of Ghent
+and Bruges, in the very centre of his
+water communications.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Chesterfield, who knew him
+well, said that he was a man of excellent
+parts, and strong good sense,
+but of no very shining genius. The
+uninterrupted success of his campaigns,
+however, joined to the unexampled
+address with which he allayed
+the jealousies and stilled the discords
+of the confederacy whose armies he
+led, decisively demonstrates that the
+polished earl's opinion was not just;
+and that his partiality for the graces
+led him to ascribe an undue influence
+in the great duke's career to the inimitable
+suavity and courtesy of his
+manner. His enterprises and stratagems,
+his devices to deceive the enemy,
+and counterbalance inferiority of
+force by superiority of conduct; the
+eagle eye which, in the decisive moment,
+he brought to bear on the field
+of battle, and the rapidity with
+which in person he struck the final
+blow from which the enemy never
+recovered, bespeak the intuitive genius
+of war. It was the admirable
+<i>balance</i> of his mental qualities which
+caused his originality to be under-valued;&mdash;no
+one power stood out
+in such bold relief as to overshadow
+all the others, and rivet the eye by
+the magnitude of its proportions.
+Thus his consummate judgment made
+the world overlook his invention; his
+uniform prudence caused his daring
+to be forgotten; his incomparable
+combinations often concealed the capacious
+mind which had put the whole
+in motion. He was so uniformly successful,
+that men forgot how difficult
+it is always to succeed in war. It was
+not till he was withdrawn from the
+conduct of the campaign, and disaster
+immediately attended the Allied arms,
+and France resumed the ascendant
+over the coalition, that Europe became
+sensible who had been the soul of the
+war, and how much had been lost
+when his mighty understanding was
+no longer at the head of affairs.</p>
+
+<p>A most inadequate opinion would
+be formed of Marlborough's mental
+character, if his military exploits
+alone were taken into consideration.
+Like all other intellects of the first
+order, he was equally capable of great
+achievements in peace as in war, and
+shone forth with not less lustre in the
+deliberations of the cabinet, or the
+correspondence of diplomacy, than
+in directing columns on the field of
+battle, or tracing out the line of
+approaches in the attack of fortified
+towns. Nothing could exceed the
+judgment and address with which he
+reconciled the jarring interests, and
+smoothed down the rival pretensions,
+of the coalesced cabinets. The danger
+was not so pressing as to unite their
+rival governments, as it afterwards did
+those of the Grand Alliance in 1813,
+for the overthrow of Napoleon; and incessant
+exertions, joined to the highest
+possible diplomatic address, judgment
+of conduct, and suavity of manner,
+were required to prevent the coalition,
+on various occasions during the course
+of the war, from falling to pieces. As
+it was, the intrigues of Bolingbroke
+and the Tories in England, and the
+ascendency of Mrs Masham in the
+Queen's bedchamber councils, at last
+counterbalanced all his achievements,
+and led to a peace which abandoned
+the most important objects of the
+war, and was fraught, as the event
+has proved, with serious danger to
+the independence and even existence
+of England. His winter campaign at
+the Allied courts, as he himself said,
+always equalled in duration, and often
+exceeded in importance and difficulty,
+that in summer with the enemy; and
+nothing is more certain, than that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_707" id="Page_707">[707]</a></span>
+if a man of less capacity had been
+entrusted with the direction of its diplomatic
+relations, the coalition would
+have soon broken up without having
+accomplished any of the objects for
+which the war had been undertaken,
+from the mere selfishness and dissensions
+of the cabinets by whom it was
+conducted.</p>
+
+<p>With one blot, for which neither
+the justice of history, nor the partiality
+of biography either can or
+should attempt to make any apology,
+Marlborough's private character seems
+to have been unexceptionable, and
+was evidently distinguished by several
+noble and amiable qualities. That he
+was bred a courtier, and owed his
+first elevation to the favour with which
+he was regarded by one of the King's
+mistresses, was not his fault:&mdash;It
+arose, perhaps, necessarily from his
+situation, and the graces and beauty
+with which he had been so prodigally
+endowed by nature. The young
+officer of the Guards, who in the
+army of Louis XIV. passed by the
+name of the "handsome Englishman,"
+could hardly be expected to be free
+from the consequences of female partiality
+at the court of Charles II. But
+in maturer years, his conduct in public,
+after William had been seated on
+the throne, was uniformly consistent,
+straightforward, and honourable.
+He was a sincere patriot, and ardently
+attached both to his country and the
+principles of freedom, at a time when
+both were wellnigh forgotten in the
+struggles of party, and the fierce contests
+for royal or popular favour.
+Though bred up in a licentious court,
+and early exposed to the most entrancing
+of its seductions, he was in
+mature life strictly correct, both in
+his conduct and conversation. He
+resisted every temptation to which his
+undiminished beauty exposed him
+after his marriage, and was never
+known either to utter, or permit to be
+uttered in his presence, a light or indecent
+expression. He discouraged
+to the utmost degree any instances of
+intemperance or licentiousness in his
+soldiers, and constantly laboured to
+impress upon his men a sense of moral
+duty and Supreme superintendence.
+Divine service was regularly performed
+in all his camps, both morning and
+evening; previous to a battle, prayers
+were read at the head of every regiment,
+and the first act, after a victory,
+was a solemn thanksgiving. "By
+those means," says a contemporary
+biographer, who served in his army,
+"his camp resembled a quiet, well-governed
+city. Cursing and swearing
+were seldom heard among the officers;
+a drunkard was the object of scorn:
+and even the soldiers, many of them
+the refuse and dregs of the nation, became,
+at the close of one or two campaigns,
+tractable, civil, sensible, and
+clean, and had an air and spirit above
+the vulgar."</p>
+
+<p>In political life, during his career
+after that event, he was consistent and
+firm; faithful to his party, but more
+faithful still to his country. He was a
+generous friend, an attached, perhaps
+too fond a husband. During the
+whole of his active career, he retained
+a constant sense of the superintendence
+and direction of the Supreme
+Being, and was ever the first to
+ascribe the successes which he had
+gained, to Divine protection; a disposition
+which appeared with peculiar
+grace amidst the din of arms, and the
+flourish of trumpets for his own mighty
+achievements. Even the one occasion
+on which, like David, he fell from his
+high principles, will be regarded by
+the equitable observer with charitable,
+if not forgiving eyes. He will recollect,
+that perfection never yet belonged
+to a child of Adam; he will measure
+the dreadful nature of the struggle
+which awaits an upright and generous
+mind when loyalty and gratitude impel
+one way, and religion and patriotism
+another. Without attempting to
+justify an officer who employs the
+power bestowed by one government
+to elevate another on its ruins, he will
+yet reflect, that in such a crisis, even
+the firmest heads and the best hearts
+may be led astray. If he is wise, he will
+ascribe the fault&mdash;for fault it was&mdash;not
+so much to the individual, as the time
+in which he lived; and feel a deeper
+thankfulness that his own lot has been
+cast in a happier age, when the great
+moving passions of the human heart
+act in the same direction, and a public
+man need not fear that he is wanting
+in his duty to his sovereign, because
+he is performing that to his country.</p>
+
+<p>Marlborough was often accused of
+avarice: but his conduct through life<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_708" id="Page_708">[708]</a></span>
+sufficiently demonstrated that in him
+the natural desire to accumulate a fortune,
+which belongs to every rational
+mind, was kept in subjection to more
+elevated principles. His repeated refusal
+of the government of the Netherlands,
+with its magnificent appointment
+of L.60,000 a-year, was a sufficient
+proof how much he despised money
+when it interfered with public duty;
+his splendid edifices, both in London
+and Blenheim, attest how little he
+valued it for any other sake but as
+it might be applied to noble and
+worthy objects.<a name="FNanchor_38_38" id="FNanchor_38_38"></a><a href="#Footnote_38_38" class="fnanchor">[38]</a> He possessed the
+magnanimity in every thing which is
+the invariable characteristic of real
+greatness. Envy was unknown, suspicion
+loathsome, to him. He often
+suffered by the generous confidence
+with which he trusted his enemies.
+He was patient under contradiction;
+placid and courteous both in his manners
+and demeanour; and owed great
+part of his success, both in the field
+and in the cabinet, to the invariable
+suavity and charm of his manner.
+His humanity was uniformly conspicuous.
+Not only his own soldiers, but
+his enemies never failed to experience
+it. Like Wellington, his attention to
+the health and comforts of his men
+was incessant; and, with his daring in
+the field and uniform success in strategy,
+endeared him in the highest
+degree to the men. Troops of all
+nations equally trusted him; and the
+common saying, when they were in
+any difficulty, "Never mind&mdash;'Corporal
+John' will get us out of it," was
+heard as frequently in the Dutch,
+Danish, or German, as in the English
+language. He frequently gave the
+weary soldiers a place in his carriage,
+and got out himself to accommodate
+more; and his first care, after an engagement,
+invariably was to visit the
+field of battle, and do his utmost to
+assuage the sufferings of the wounded,
+both among his own men and those
+of the enemy.</p>
+
+<p>The character of this illustrious man
+has been thus portrayed by two of the
+greatest writers in the English language,
+the latter of whom will not be
+accused of undue partiality to his political
+enemy. "It is a characteristic,"
+says Adam Smith, "almost peculiar to
+the great Duke of Marlborough, that
+ten years of such uninterrupted and
+such splendid successes as scarce any
+other general could boast of, never
+betrayed him into a single rash action,
+scarce into a single rash word or expression.
+The same temperate coolness
+and self-command cannot, I think,
+be ascribed to any other great warrior
+of later times&mdash;not to Prince Eugene,
+nor to the late King of Prussia, nor
+to the great Prince of Condé, not
+even to Gustavus Adolphus. Turenne
+seems to have approached the nearest
+to it: but several actions of his life
+demonstrate that it was in him by no
+means so perfect as in the great Duke
+of Marlborough."<a name="FNanchor_39_39" id="FNanchor_39_39"></a><a href="#Footnote_39_39" class="fnanchor">[39]</a> "By King William's
+death," says Bolingbroke, "the
+Duke of Marlborough was raised to
+the head of the army, and indeed of
+the confederacy, where he, a private
+man, a subject, obtained by merit
+and by management a more decided
+influence than high birth, confirmed
+authority, and even the crown of
+Great Britain, had given to King
+William. Not only all the parts of
+that vast machine, the Grand Alliance,
+were kept more compact and
+entire, but a more rapid and vigorous
+motion was given to the whole; and
+instead of languishing or disastrous
+campaigns, we saw every scene of
+the war full of action. All those
+wherein he appeared, and many of
+those wherein he was not then an
+actor, but abettor, however, of their
+actions, were crowned with the most
+triumphant success. I take with
+pleasure this opportunity of doing
+justice to that great man, whose faults
+I know, whose virtues I admire, and
+whose memory, <i>as the greatest general
+and greatest minister that our country
+or any other has produced</i>, I honour."<a name="FNanchor_40_40" id="FNanchor_40_40"></a><a href="#Footnote_40_40" class="fnanchor">[40]</a></p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_709" id="Page_709">[709]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2>MILDRED;</h2>
+
+<h3><span class="smcap">A Tale.</span></h3>
+
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">Part I.</span> <span class="smcap">Chap. I.</span></h4>
+
+<p>The town of Wimborne, in Dorsetshire,
+boasts the possession of a very
+ancient cathedral-like church, dignified
+with the title of Minster, but, with
+this exception, is as utterly devoid, we
+believe, of all interest to the traveller,
+as any of the numerous country-towns
+which he rapidly passes through, and
+so gladly quits, wondering for the
+moment how it is that any one can
+possibly consent to be left behind in
+them. He who has journeyed from
+Southampton to Poole will remember
+the town, from the circumstance that
+he quitted by the same narrow streets
+by which he entered it, his road not
+passing directly through, but forming
+an angle at this point. He will call
+to mind what appeared an unaccountable
+turning and twisting about of the
+coach, whilst the horses were being
+changed, and a momentary alarm at
+finding that he was retracing his steps;
+he will remember the two massive
+square towers of the old church, peering
+above the roofs of the houses; and
+this is all that he will know, or have
+the least desire to know, of the town
+of Wimborne.</p>
+
+<p>If, however, the traveller should
+be set down in this quiet place, and
+be compelled to wait there half a day
+for the arrival of some other coach to
+carry him to his destination, he will
+probably wile away his time by a
+visit to its antique and venerable
+church; and after climbing, by the
+dark and narrow staircase, to the top
+of one of its towers, he will be somewhat
+surprised to find himself&mdash;in a
+library! A small square room is
+fitted up with shelves, whereon a
+number of books are deposited, and
+the centre is occupied by a large
+reading-desk, and a massive oak table,
+apparently coeval with the tower itself,
+and which was probably placed there
+before the roof was put on, since it
+never could have been introduced by
+the stairs or through the window. It
+is no modern library, be it understood&mdash;no
+vestry reading-room connected
+with the Sunday school of the
+place; they are old books, black-letter
+quartos, illuminated missals, now dark
+and mouldy, and whose parchment
+has acquired no pleasant odour from
+age. By no means is it a circulating
+library, for some of the books are
+still chained to the reading-desk; and
+many more have their rusty iron
+chain twisted about them, by which
+they, in their turn, were bound to the
+desk. If the traveller should not be
+favoured with that antiquarian taste
+which finds a charm in decyphering,
+out of mouldy and black-letter volumes,
+what would not be worth his
+perusal in the most luxurious type of
+modern days, he will at least derive
+some pleasure from opening the little
+windows of the tower, and inhaling
+the fresh breeze that will blow in
+upon him, and in looking over an
+extensive prospect of green meadows,
+with their little river meandering
+about in them. It must have formed
+a pleasant retreat at one time to the
+two or three learned clerks, or minor
+canons, or neighbouring monks or
+friars&mdash;we may be sure there were
+never many of such students&mdash;who
+used to climb this turret for their
+morning or their evening lucubrations.</p>
+
+<p>The only student who had, perhaps
+for some centuries, frequented it&mdash;and
+she brought her own books with her,
+and was very unlike either learned
+clerk, or monk, or friar&mdash;was Mildred
+Willoughby. She used to delight&mdash;a
+taste savouring of extreme youth&mdash;to
+bring the book she was perusing from
+her own comfortable parlour, to climb
+up with it to this solitary height, and
+there read it alone. She had no difficulty
+in obtaining from the parish-clerk
+permission to be left in this
+chosen solitude&mdash;to draw the one
+wooden chair it possessed to the window,
+and there to sit, and read, or
+muse, or look upon the landscape,
+just as long as she pleased. It did
+not very frequently happen that this
+functionary was called upon to exhibit<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_710" id="Page_710">[710]</a></span>
+the old tower to the curiosity of
+strangers; but if this occurred whilst
+she was thus occupied, she would rise
+from her seat, and for a moment put
+on the air of a visitor also&mdash;walk
+slowly round the room, looking at the
+backs of the books, or out of the window
+at the prospect, as if she saw
+them for the first time! and when the
+company had retreated, (and there
+was little to detain them long,) would
+quietly return to her chair, her study,
+or her reverie.</p>
+
+<p>One reason she might have given,
+beside the romantic and pensive mood
+it inspired, for her choice of this retreat&mdash;the
+charm of being alone. Nothing
+could be more quiet&mdash;to look at
+the exterior&mdash;than the house she called
+her home. It stood at the extremity
+of the town, protected from the road
+by its own neat inclosure of turf and
+gravel-walk&mdash;surely as remote from
+every species of disturbance or excitement
+as the most devoted student
+could desire. We question even whether
+a barrel-organ or a hurdy-gurdy
+was ever known to commit an outrage
+upon its tranquillity; and for its
+interior, were not Mr and Miss Bloomfield
+(they were brother and sister,
+uncle and aunt of Mildred) the most
+staid, orderly, methodical persons in
+the world? Did not the bachelor
+uncle cover every part of the house,
+and the kitchen stairs in particular,
+with thick carpet, in order that the
+footsteps of John and the maid should
+not disquiet him? The very appearance
+of the garden, both before and
+behind the house, was sufficient to
+show how orderly a genius presided
+over it. Could box be cut more
+neatly? or gravel-walks be kept
+cleaner? You saw a tall lance-like
+instrument standing by the steps of
+the back-door, its constant place.
+With this Mr Bloomfield frequently
+made the circuit of his garden, but
+with no hostile purpose: he merely
+transfixed with it the dry leaves or
+the splinters of wood that had strayed
+upon his gravel, carrying them off in
+triumph to a neat wooden receptacle,
+where they were both imprisoned and
+preserved. And Miss Bloomfield, she
+also was one of the most amiable of
+women, and as attached to a quiet
+and orderly house as her brother.
+Neither could any two persons be
+more kind, or more fond of their
+niece, than they were. But it was
+from this very kindness, this very
+fondness, that Mildred found it so
+pleasant at times to escape. Her
+aunt, especially, was willing to grant
+her any indulgence but that of being
+alone. This her love for her niece,
+and her love of talking, would rarely
+permit. Neither could Mildred very
+graciously petition for this unsocial
+privilege. In youth, nothing is so
+delightful as solitude, especially when
+it is procured by stealth, by some
+subtle contrivance, some fiction or
+pretence; and many a time did her
+aunt find it necessary to pursue Mildred
+to her own chamber, and many
+a time did she bring her down into
+the parlour, repeating, with unfeigned
+surprise, and a tone of gentle complaint,
+the always unanswerable question&mdash;what
+she <i>could</i> be doing so long
+in her own room? Therefore it was
+that she was fain to steal out alone&mdash;take
+her walk through the churchyard,
+ascend the tower, enter its little
+library, and plant herself in its old
+arm-chair for an hour of solitary reading
+or thinking.</p>
+
+<p>Mildred Willoughby was born in
+India, and her parents (the greatest
+misery attendant upon a residence in
+that climate) were compelled to send
+her to England to be reared, as well
+as educated. She had been placed
+under the care of her uncle and aunt.
+These had always continued to live
+together&mdash;bachelor and spinster. As
+their united incomes enabled them to
+surround themselves with every comfort
+and personal luxury, and as they
+were now of a very mature age, it was
+no longer considered to be in the chapter
+of probabilities that either of them
+would change their condition. Miss
+Bloomfield, in her youth, was accounted
+a beauty&mdash;the <i>belle</i> of Wimborne;
+and we may be sure that personal
+charms, a very amiable disposition,
+and a considerable fortune, could not
+fail to bring her numerous admirers
+and suitors. But her extreme placidity
+of temper no passion seems ever
+to have ruffled; and it did so happen,
+that though her hand had often been
+solicited, no opportunity of marriage
+had been offered to her which would
+not have put in jeopardy some of those
+comforts and indulgences to which she<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_711" id="Page_711">[711]</a></span>
+was habituated. She was pleased with
+the attentions of gentlemen, and was
+studious to attract them; but there
+was nothing in that word <i>love</i> which
+could have compensated for the loss
+of her favourite attendants, or of that
+pretty little carriage that drew her
+about the country.</p>
+
+<p>As for Mr Bloomfield, it was generally
+supposed that he had suffered
+from more than one tender disappointment,
+having always had the misfortune
+to fix his affections just where
+they could not be returned. But
+those who knew him well would say,
+that Josiah Bloomfield was, in fact,
+too timid and irresolute a man ever
+to have married&mdash;that being himself
+conscious of this, yet courting, at the
+same time, the excitement of a tender
+passion, he invariably made love where
+he was sure to be rejected. Many a
+fascinating girl came before him, whom
+he might have won, from whose society,
+for this very reason, he quietly
+withdrew, to carry his sighs to some
+quarter where a previous engagement,
+or some other obstacle, was sure to
+procure him a denial. He thus had
+all the pleasing pains of wooing, and
+earned the credit for great sensibility,
+whilst he hugged himself in the safe
+felicity of a single life. By this time,
+a more confirmed or obdurate bachelor
+did not exist; yet he was pleased to
+be thought to wear the willow, and
+would, from time to time, endeavour
+to extort compassion by remote hints
+at the sufferings he had endured from
+unreturned affection.</p>
+
+<p>Two such persons, it will be supposed,
+were at first somewhat alarmed
+at the idea of taking into their establishment
+a little girl about four or
+five years old. Indeed, they had, in
+the first instance, only so far agreed
+to take charge of her as to find her a
+fit school&mdash;to receive her at the holidays&mdash;and,
+in this distant manner,
+superintend her education. But Mildred
+proved so quiet, so tractable,
+and withal so cheerful a child, that
+they soon resolved to depart from this
+plan. She had not been long in the
+house before it would have been a
+great distress to both of them to have
+parted with her. It was determined
+that she should reside perpetually
+with them, and that the remittances
+received from India should be employed
+in obtaining the very best
+masters that could be procured from
+Bath or Exeter. Mr Bloomfield found,
+in the superintendence of Mildred's
+education, an employment which made
+the day half as short as it had ever
+been before. He was himself a man
+fond of reading; and if he had not a
+very large store of thoughts, he had
+at least an excellent library, into
+which Mildred, who had now arrived
+at the age of fifteen, had already
+begun to penetrate.</p>
+
+<p>And books&mdash;her music&mdash;&amp;c., a few
+friends, more distinguished by good-breeding
+and good-nature than by
+any vivacity of mind, were all the
+world of Mildred Willoughby, and it
+was a world that there seemed little
+probability of her getting beyond. It
+had been expected that about this
+time she would have returned to India
+to her parents; but her mother had
+died, and her father had expressed no
+wish that she should be sent out to
+him. On the contrary, beyond certain
+pecuniary remittances, and these
+came through an agent's hands, there
+was nothing to testify that he bore
+any remembrance of his daughter.
+Of her father, very contradictory reports
+had reached her; some said that
+he had married again, and had formed
+an engagement of which he was not
+very proud; others that he had quitted
+the service, and was now travelling,
+no one knew where, about the world.
+At all events, he appeared to have
+forgotten that he had a daughter in
+England; and Mildred was almost
+justified in considering herself&mdash;as she
+did in her more melancholy moments&mdash;as
+in fact an orphan, thrown upon
+the care of an uncle and aunt, and
+dependent almost entirely upon them.</p>
+
+<p>One fine summer's day, as she was
+enjoying her lofty solitude in the minster
+tower, a visitor had been allowed
+to grope up his way unattended into
+its antique library. On entering, he
+was not a little startled to see before
+him in this depository of mouldering
+literature a blooming girl in all the
+freshness and beauty of extreme youth.
+He hesitated a moment whether to
+approach and disturb so charming a
+vision. But, indeed, the vision was
+very soon disturbed. For Mildred,
+on her side, was still more startled at
+this entrance, alone and suddenly, of a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_712" id="Page_712">[712]</a></span>
+very handsome young man&mdash;for such
+the stranger was&mdash;and blushed deeply
+as she rose from her chair and attempted
+to play as usual the part of
+casual visitor. He bowed&mdash;what
+could he less?&mdash;and made some apology
+for his having startled her by his
+abrupt entrance.</p>
+
+<p>The stranger's manner was so quiet
+and unpresuming, that the timidity of
+Mildred soon disappeared, and before
+she had time to think what was most
+<i>proper</i> to do, she found herself in a
+very interesting conversation with one
+who evidently was as intelligent as he
+was well-bred and good-looking. She
+had let fall her book in her hurry to rise.
+He picked it up, and as he held the
+elegantly bound volume in his hand,
+which ludicrously contrasted with the
+mouldy and black-letter quartos that
+surrounded them, he asked with a
+smile, on which shelf he was to deposit
+it. "This fruit," said he, "came
+from another orchard." And seeing
+the title at the back, he added, "Italian
+I might have expected to find in a
+young lady's hand, but I should have
+looked for a Tasso, not an Alfieri."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she replied gaily, "a damsel
+discovered reading in this old
+turret ought to have book of chivalry
+in her hand. I have read Tasso,
+but I do not prefer him. Alfieri presents
+me quite as much as Tasso with
+a new world to live in, and it is a more
+real world. I seem to be learning
+from him the real feelings of men."</p>
+
+<p>The stranger was manifestly struck
+by this kind of observation from one
+so young, and still more by the simple
+and unpretending manner in which it
+was uttered. Mildred had not the
+remotest idea of talking criticism,
+she was merely expressing her own
+unaffected partialities. He would
+have been happy to prolong the conversation,
+but the clerk, or verger,
+who had missed his visitor&mdash;as well
+he might, for his visitor had purposely
+given him the slip, as all wise men
+invariably do to all cicerones of
+whatever description&mdash;had at length
+tracked his fugitive up the tower, and
+into the library. His entrance interrupted
+their dialogue, and compelled
+the stranger very soon afterwards to
+retreat. He made his bow to the fair
+lady of the tower and descended.</p>
+
+<p>Mildred read very little more that
+day, and if she lingered somewhat
+longer in meditation, her thoughts had
+less connexion than ever with antiquities
+of any kind. She descended,
+and took her way home. The probability
+that she might meet the
+stranger in passing through the town&mdash;albeit
+there was nothing, disagreeable
+in the thought&mdash;made her walk
+with unusual rapidity, and bend her
+eyes pertinaciously upon the ground.
+The consequence of which was, that
+in turning the corner of a street which
+she passed almost every day of her
+life, she contrived to entangle her
+dress in some of the interesting hardware
+of the principal ironmonger of
+the place, who, for the greater convenience
+of the inhabitants, was
+accustomed to advance his array of
+stoves and shovels far upon the
+pavement, and almost before their
+feet. As she turned and stooped to
+disengage her dress, she found that
+relief and rescue were already at
+hand. The stranger knight, who had
+come an age too late to release her as
+a captive from the tower, was affording
+the best assistance he could to
+extricate her from entanglement with
+a kitchen-range. Some ludicrous idea
+of this kind occurred to both at the
+same time&mdash;their eyes met with a
+smile&mdash;and their hands had very
+nearly encountered as they both bent
+over the tenacious muslin. The task,
+however, was achieved, and a very
+gracious "thank you" from one of
+the most musical of voices repaid the
+stranger for his gallantry.</p>
+
+<p>That evening Mildred happened to
+be sitting near the window&mdash;it must
+have been by merest hazard, for she
+very rarely occupied that part of the
+room&mdash;as the Bath coach passed their
+gates. A gentleman seated on the
+roof appeared to recognise her&mdash;at
+least, he took his hat off as he passed.
+Was it the same?&mdash;and what if it
+were? Evidently he was a mere
+passer-by, who had been detained in
+the town a few hours, waiting for this
+coach. Would he ever even think
+again of the town of Wimborne&mdash;of
+its old minster&mdash;or its tower&mdash;and
+the girl he surprised sitting there, in
+its little antique library?</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_713" id="Page_713">[713]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">Chapter II.</span></h4>
+
+<p>Between two or three years have
+elapsed, and our scene changes from
+the country town of Wimborne to the
+gay and pleasant capital of Belgium.</p>
+
+<p>Mr and Miss Bloomfield had made
+a bold, and, for them, quite a tremendous
+resolution, to take a trip upon
+the Continent, which should extend&mdash;as
+far as their courage held out. The
+pleasure and profit this would afford
+their niece, was no mean inducement
+to the enterprise. Mr Bloomfield
+judged that his ward, after the course
+of studies she had pursued, and the
+proficiency she had attained in most
+feminine accomplishments, was ripe
+to take advantage of foreign travel.
+Mr Bloomfield judged wisely; but Mr
+Bloomfield neither judged, nor was,
+perhaps, capable of judging how far,
+in fact, the mind of his niece <i>had</i> advanced,
+or what singular good use she
+had made of his own neglected library.
+She had been grappling with all sorts
+of books&mdash;of philosophy and of science,
+as well as of history and poetry. But
+that cheerful quietude which distinguished
+her manner, concealed these
+more strenuous efforts of her mind.
+She never talked for display&mdash;she had,
+indeed, no arena for display&mdash;and the
+wish for it was never excited in her
+mind. What she read and thought,
+she revolved in herself, and was perfectly
+content. How it might have
+been had she lived amongst those who
+would have called her forth, and overwhelmed
+her with praise, it would be
+difficult to tell. As it was, Mildred
+Willoughby presented to the imagination
+the most fascinating combination
+of qualities it would be possible
+to put together. A young girl of most
+exquisite beauty, (she had grown paler
+than when we last saw her, but this
+had only given increased lustre to her
+blue eye)&mdash;of manners the most unaffected&mdash;of
+a temper always cheerful,
+always tranquil&mdash;was familiar with
+trains of deep reflection&mdash;possessed a
+practised intellect and really cultivated
+mind. In this last respect,
+there was not a single person in all
+Wimborne or its neighbourhood who
+had divined her character. That she
+was a charming girl, though a little
+too pale&mdash;very amiable, though a little
+too reserved&mdash;of a temper provokingly
+calm, for she was not ruffled even
+where she ought to be&mdash;and that she
+sang well, and played well; such
+would have been the summary of her
+good qualities from her best and most
+intimate friends. She was now enjoying,
+with her uncle and aunt&mdash;but in
+a manner how different from theirs!&mdash;the
+various novelties, great and small,
+which a foreign country presents to
+the eye.</p>
+
+<p>Those who, in their travels, estimate
+the importance of any spot by
+its distance or its difficulty of access,
+will hardly allow such a place as Brussels
+to belong to <i>foreign parts</i>. It is
+no more than an excursion to Margate:
+it is but a day's journey. True;
+but your day's journey has brought
+you to another people&mdash;to another
+religion. We are persuaded that a
+man shall travel to Timbuctoo, and
+he shall not gain for himself a stronger
+impression of novelty, than a sober
+Protestant shall procure by entering
+the nearest country where the Roman
+Catholic worship is in full practice.
+He has seen cathedrals&mdash;many and
+beautiful&mdash;but they were mere architectural
+monuments, half deserted,
+one corner only employed for the modest
+service of his church&mdash;the rest a
+noble space for the eye to traverse, in
+which he has walked, hat in hand,
+meditating on past times and the
+middle ages. But if he cross the
+Channel, those past times&mdash;they have
+come back again; those middle ages&mdash;he
+is in the midst of them. The empty
+cathedral has become full to overflowing;
+there are the lights burning in
+mid-day, and he hears the Latin
+chant, and sees high-priests in gorgeous
+robes making mystic evolutions
+about the altar; and there is the incense,
+and the sprinkling of holy water,
+and the tinkling bell, and whatever
+the Jew or the Pagan has in
+times past bequeathed to the Christian.
+Or let him only look up the street.
+Here comes, tottering in the air, upon
+the shoulders of its pious porters, Our
+Lady herself, with the Holy Child in
+one arm, and her sceptre in the other,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_714" id="Page_714">[714]</a></span>
+and the golden crown upon her head.
+Here she is in her satin robe, stiff
+with embroidery, and gay with lace,
+and decked with tinsel ornaments beyond
+our power of description. If the
+character of the festival require it, she
+is borne by six or eight maidens clad
+in white, with wreaths of white roses
+on their heads; and you hear it whispered,
+as they approach, that such a
+one is beautiful Countess of C&mdash;&mdash;;
+and, countess or not, there is amongst
+those bearers a face very beautiful,
+notwithstanding that the heat of the
+day, and a burden of no light weight,
+has somewhat deranged the proportions
+of the red and white which had
+been so cunningly laid on. And then
+comes the canopy of cloth of gold,
+borne over the bare head of the venerable
+priest, who holds up to the
+people, inclosed in a silver case, imitative
+of rays of glory, the sacred
+host; holds it up with both his hands,
+and fastens both his eyes devoutly on
+the back of it; and boys in their
+scarlet tunics, covered with white
+lace, are swinging the censor before
+it; and the shorn priests on each side,
+with lighted tapers in their hands, tall
+as staves, march, chanting forth&mdash;we
+regret to say, with more vehemence
+than melody.</p>
+
+<p>Is not all this strange enough?
+The state-carriage of the King of the
+Ashantees was, some years ago, captured
+in war, and exhibited in London;
+and a curious vehicle it was,
+with its peacocks' feathers, and its
+large glass beads hung round the
+roof to glitter and jingle at the same
+time. But the royal carriage of the
+Ashantees, or all that the court of
+the Ashantees could possibly display,
+is not half so curious, half so strange
+to any meditative spirit, as this image
+of the Holy Virgin met as it parades
+the streets, or seen afterwards deposited
+in the centre of the temple, surrounded
+by pots of flowers, real and
+artificial, by vases filled with lilies of
+glazed muslin, and altogether tricked
+out with such decorations as a child
+would lavish on its favourite doll if
+it had an infinite supply of tinsel.</p>
+
+<p>And they worship <i>that</i>!</p>
+
+<p>"No!" exclaims some very candid
+gentleman. "No sir, they by no
+means worship it; and you must be a
+very narrow-minded person if you
+think so. Such images are employed
+by the Catholic as representatives, as
+symbols only&mdash;visible objects to direct
+his worship to that which is
+invisible." O most candid of men!
+and most liberal of Protestants! we
+do not say that Dr Wiseman or M.
+Chateaubriand worship images. But
+just step across the water&mdash;we do not
+ask you to travel into Italy or Spain,
+where the symptoms are ten times
+more violent&mdash;just walk into some of
+these churches in Belgium, <i>and use
+your own eyes</i>. It is but a journey of
+four-and-twenty hours; and if you
+are one of those who wish to bring
+into our own church the more frequent
+use of form and ceremony and
+visible symbol, it will be the most
+salutory journey you ever undertook.
+Meanwhile consider, and explain to
+us, why it is&mdash;if images are understood
+to have only this subordinate
+function&mdash;that one image differs so
+much from another in honour and
+glory. This Virgin, whom we have
+seen parade the streets, is well received
+and highly respected; but there
+are other Virgins&mdash;ill-favoured, too,
+and not at all fit to act as representatives
+of any thing feminine&mdash;who are
+infinitely more honoured and observed.
+The sculpture of Michael Angelo
+never wins so much devotion as you
+shall see paid here, in one of their innumerable
+churches, to a dark, rude,
+and odious misrepresentation of Christ.
+They put a mantle on it of purple
+cotton, edged with white, and a reed
+in its hand, and they come one after
+the other, and kiss its dark feet; and
+mothers bring their infants, and put
+their soft lips to the wound that the
+nail made, and then depart with full
+sense of an act of piety performed.
+And take this into account, that such
+act of devotion is no casual enthusiasm,
+no outbreak of passionate piety
+overleaping the bounds of reason; it
+is done systematically, methodically;
+the women come with their green tin
+cans, slung upon their arm, full of
+their recent purchases in the market,
+you see them enter&mdash;approach&mdash;put
+down the can&mdash;kiss&mdash;take up the can,
+and depart. They have fulfilled a
+duty.</p>
+
+<p>But we have not arrived in Brussels
+to loiter in churches or discuss
+theology.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_715" id="Page_715">[715]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Monsieur and the ladies will go
+to the ball to-night," said their obliging
+host to our party. "It is an annual
+ball," he continued, "given by
+the Philanthropical Society for the
+benefit of the poor. Their Majesties,
+the king and the queen, will honour
+it with their presence, and it is especially
+patronised by your fair countrywomen.</p>
+
+<p>"Enough," said Mr Bloomfield;
+"we will certainly go to the ball. To
+be in the same room with a living
+king and queen&mdash;it is an opportunity
+by no means to be lost."</p>
+
+<p>"And then," said Miss Bloomfield,
+"it is an act of charity."</p>
+
+<p>This species of charity is very prevalent
+at Brussels. You dance there
+out of pure commiseration. It is an
+excellent invention, this gay benevolence.
+You give, and you make no
+sacrifice; you buy balls and concerts
+with the money you drop into the
+beggar's hat; charity is all sweetness.
+Poverty itself wears quite a
+festive air; the poor are the farmers-general
+of our pleasures; it is they
+who give the ball. Long live the
+dance! Long live the poor!</p>
+
+<p>They drive to the ball-room in the
+Rue Ducale. They enter an oblong
+room, spacious, of good proportions,
+and brilliantly lit up with that gayest
+of all artificial lights&mdash;the legitimate
+wax candle, thickly clustered in numerous
+chandeliers. Two rows of
+Corinthian columns support the roof,
+and form a sort of arcade on either
+side for spectators or the promenade,
+the open space in the centre being, of
+course, devoted to the dance. At the
+upper end is a raised dais with chairs
+of state for their Majesties. What,
+in day-time, were windows are filled
+with large mirrors, most commodiously
+reflecting the fair forms that stand
+or pass before them. How smooth is
+the inlaid polished floor! and how it
+seems to foretell the dance for which
+its void space is so well prepared!
+No incumbrance of furniture here;
+no useless decorations. Some cushioned
+forms covered with crimson velvet,
+some immense vases occupying
+the corners of the room filled with
+exotic plants, are all that could be
+admitted of one or the other.</p>
+
+<p>The orchestra, established in a
+small gallery over the door, strikes
+up the national air, and the royal
+party, attended by their suite, proceed
+through the centre of the room,
+bowing right and left. They take
+their seats. That instant the national
+air changes to a rapid waltz,
+and in the twinkling of an eye, the
+whole of that spacious floor is covered
+thick with the whirling multitude.
+The sober Mr Bloomfield, to whom
+such a scene is quite a novelty, grows
+giddy with the mere view of it. He
+looks with all his might, but he
+ought to have a hundred pairs of
+eyes to watch the mazes of this
+dance. One couple after another appear
+and vanish as if by enchantment.
+He sees a bewitching face&mdash;he
+strives to follow it&mdash;impossible!&mdash;in
+a minute fifty substitutes are presented
+to him&mdash;it is lost in a living
+whirlpool of faces.</p>
+
+<p>To one long accustomed to the
+quiet and monotony of a country life,
+it would be difficult to present a spectacle
+more novel or striking than this
+of a public ball-room; and though
+for such a novelty it was not necessary
+to cross the water, yet assuredly,
+in his own country, Mr Bloomfield
+would never have been present at
+such a spectacle. We go abroad as
+much to throw ourselves for a time
+into new manners of life, as to find
+new scenes of existence. He stood
+bewildered. Some two hundred couples
+gyrating like mad before him. Sometimes
+the number would thin, and the
+fervour of the movement abate&mdash;the
+floor began, in parts, to be visible&mdash;the
+storm and the whirlwind were
+dying away. But a fresh impulse
+again seized on both musicians and
+dancers&mdash;the throng of these gentle
+dervishes, of these amiable mænads,
+became denser than ever&mdash;the movement
+more furious&mdash;the music seemed
+to madden them and to grow mad itself:
+he shut his eyes, and drew back
+quite dizzy from the scene.</p>
+
+<p>It is a singular phenomenon, this
+waltz, retained as it is in the very
+heart of our cold and punctilious civilisation.
+How have we contrived,
+amidst our quiet refinement and fastidious
+delicacy, to preserve an amusement
+which has in it the very spirit
+of the Cherokee Indian? There is nothing
+sentimental&mdash;nothing at all, in
+the waltz. In this respect, mammas<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_716" id="Page_716">[716]</a></span>
+need have no alarm. It is the mere
+excitement of rapid movement&mdash;a
+dextrous and delirious rotation. It
+is the enthusiasm only of the feet&mdash;the
+ecstacy of mere motion. Yes!
+just at that moment when, on the extended
+arm of the cavalier, the soft
+and rounded arm of his partner is
+placed so gently and so gracefully&mdash;(as
+for the hand upon the whalebone
+waist no electricity comes that way)&mdash;just
+then there may be a slight
+emotion which would be dangerous
+if prolonged; but the dance begins,
+and there is no room for any other
+rapture than that of its own swift and
+giddy course. There are no beatings
+of the heart after that; only pulsations
+of the great artery.</p>
+
+<p>Found where it is, it is certainly a
+remarkable phenomenon, this waltz.
+Look now at that young lady&mdash;how
+cold, formal, stately!&mdash;how she has
+been trained to act the little queen
+amongst her admirers and flatterers!
+See what a <i>reticence</i> in all her demeanour.
+Even feminine curiosity,
+if not subdued, has been dissimulated;
+and though she notes every
+thing and every body, and can describe,
+when she returns home, the
+dress of half the ladies in the room,
+it is with an eye that seems to notice
+nothing. Her head has just been released
+from the hair-dresser, and
+every hair is elaborately adjusted.
+To the very holding of an enormous
+bouquet, "round as my shield,"
+which of itself seems to forbid all
+thoughts of motion&mdash;every thing has
+been arranged and re-arranged. She
+sits like an alabaster figure; she
+speaks, it is true, and she smiles as
+she speaks; but evidently the smile
+and the speech have no natural connexion
+with one another; they co-exist,
+but they have both been quite
+separately studied, prepared, permitted.
+Well, the waltz strikes up, and
+at a word from that bowing gentleman,
+himself a piece of awful formality,
+this pale, slow, and graceful automaton
+has risen. Where is she now?
+She is gone&mdash;vanished&mdash;transformed.
+She is nowhere to be seen. But in
+her stead there is a breathless girl,
+with flushed cheeks, ringlets given to
+the wind, dress flying all abroad, spinning
+round the room, darting diagonally
+across it, whirling fast as her little
+feet can carry her&mdash;faster, faster&mdash;for
+it is her more powerful cavalier,
+who, holding her firmly by the waist,
+sustains and augments her speed.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps some ingenious mind may
+discover a profound philosophy in all
+this; perhaps, by retaining this authorised
+outlet for the mere rage of
+movement, the rest of civilised life is
+better protected against any disturbance
+of that quietude of deportment
+which it is so essential to maintain.</p>
+
+<p>But if the waltz appeared to Mr
+Bloomfield like dancing gone mad, the
+quadrille which divided the evening
+with it, formed a sort of compensation
+by carrying matters to the opposite
+extreme. A fly in a glue-pot moves
+with about the same alacrity, and apparently
+the same amount of pleasure,
+as did the dancers this evening in
+their crowded quadrille. As no one,
+of course, could be permitted to stand
+with his back to royalty, they were
+arranged, not in squares, but in two
+long files as in a country-dance. The
+few couples that stood near their
+majesties were allowed a reasonable
+share of elbow-room, and could get
+through their evolutions with tolerable
+composure. But as the line receded
+from this point, the dancers
+stood closer and closer together, and
+at the other extremity of the room it
+became nothing less than a dense
+crowd; a crowd where people were
+making the most persevering and ingenious
+efforts to accomplish the most
+spiritless of movements&mdash;with a world
+of pains just crawling in and out
+again. The motions of this <i>dancing</i>
+crowd viewed from a proper elevation,
+would exactly resemble those slow
+and mysterious evolutions one sees,
+on close examination, in the brown
+dust of a cheese, in that condition
+which some people call ripe, and
+others rotten.</p>
+
+<p>As to Miss Bloomfield, she keeps
+her eyes, for the most part, on the
+king and queen. Having expected to
+see them rise and join the dance, she
+was somewhat disappointed to find
+them retain their seats, the king chatting
+to a lady at his right, the queen
+to a lady on her left. Assuredly, if
+there were any one in that assembly
+who had come there out of charity, it
+was their Majesties. Or rather, they
+were there in performance of one of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_717" id="Page_717">[717]</a></span>
+the duties of royalty, perhaps not the
+least onerous, that of showing itself in
+public on certain occasions. When
+they rose, it was to take their leave,
+which they were doubtless very glad
+to do. Nor, indeed, were those who
+had been most attracted by the advertised
+presence of their Majesties sorry
+to witness their departure. They
+would carry many away with them&mdash;there
+would be more room for the
+dance&mdash;and the quadrille could reassume
+its legitimate form.</p>
+
+<p>But Mildred&mdash;what was she doing
+or thinking all this time? To her the
+scene was entirely new; for though
+Mr and Miss Bloomfield probably
+attended county balls in their youth,
+they had not, for some years, so far
+deviated from the routine of their
+lives as to frequent any such assemblies.
+Besides, she had to encounter,
+what they certainly had not, the gaze
+of every eye as she passed, and the
+whispered exclamations of applause.
+But to have judged from her manner&mdash;from
+that delightful composure which
+always distinguished it, as free from
+insipidity as from trepidation or fluster,
+you would have thought her quite
+familiar with such scenes and such
+triumphs. Reflection supplied the
+place of experience. You saw that
+those clear blue eyes, from which she
+looked out with such a calm and keen
+inquiry, were by no means to be imposed
+on; that they detected at once
+the true meaning of the scene before
+her. She was solicited to dance, but
+neither the waltz nor the quadrille
+were at all enticing, and she contented
+herself with the part of spectator.
+Her chief amusement was derived
+from the novel physiognomies which
+the room presented; and indeed the
+assortment, comprising, as it did, a
+sprinkling of many nations&mdash;French
+and Belgian, English and German&mdash;was
+sufficiently varied. There were
+even two or three <i>lions</i> of the first
+magnitude, who (judging from the
+supreme <i>hauteur</i> with which they surveyed
+the scene) must have been
+imported from the patron capital of
+Paris. Lions, bearded magnificently&mdash;no
+mere luxuriance, or timid overgrowth
+of hair, but the genuine full
+black glossy beard&mdash;faces that might
+have walked out of Titian's canvass.
+Mildred would have preferred them
+in the canvass; they were much too
+sublime for the occasion. Then there
+were two or three young English
+<i>exquisites</i>, gliding about with that
+published modesty that proclaimed
+indifference, which seeks notoriety by
+the very graceful manner in which it
+seems struggling to avoid it. You
+see a smile upon their lips as they
+disengage themselves from the crowd,
+as if they rallied themselves for taking
+any share in the bustle or excitement
+of the scene; but that smile, be it
+understood, is by no means intended
+to escape detection.</p>
+
+<p>There were a greater number of fat
+and elderly gentlemen than Mildred
+would have expected, taking part in
+the dance, or circulating about the
+room with all or more than the vivacity
+of youth. How happy!&mdash;how
+supremely blest!&mdash;seems that rotund
+and bald-headed sire, who, standing
+on the edge of the dais, now forsaken
+by their Majesties, surveys the whole
+assembly, and invites the whole assembly
+to return the compliment.
+How beautifully the bland sympathy
+he feels for others mingles with and
+swells his sense of self-importance!
+How he dominates the whole scene!
+How fondly patronises! And then
+his smile!&mdash;why, his heart is dancing
+with them all; it is beating time to
+twice two hundred feet. An old
+friend approaches him&mdash;he is happy
+too&mdash;would shake him by the hand.
+The hand he gives; but he cannot
+withdraw his eye from the wide scene
+before him; he cannot possibly call
+in and limit his sympathies at that
+moment to one friend, however old
+and dear. And he who solicits his
+hand, he also is looking around him
+at the same time, courting the felicitations
+of the crowd, who will not
+fail to observe that he too is there,
+and there amongst friends.</p>
+
+<p>In the female portion of the assembly
+there was not so much novelty.
+Mildred could only remark that there
+was a large proportion of <i>brunettes</i>, and
+that the glossy black hair was parted
+on the head and smoothed down on
+either side with singular neatness and
+precision. Two only out of this part
+of the community attracted her particular
+notice, and they were of the
+most opposite description. Near to
+her stood a lady who might have been<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_718" id="Page_718">[718]</a></span>
+either thirty, or forty, or fifty, for all
+that her sharp and lively features betrayed.
+She wore one of those small
+round hats, with the feather drooping
+round it, which formed, we believe, a
+part of the costume of Louis XV.; and
+that which drew the notice of Mildred
+was the strange resemblance she bore,
+in appearance and manner, to the
+portraitures which some French memoirs
+had made familiar to her imagination.
+As she watched her in conversation
+with an officer in full regimentals,
+who stood by her side, her
+fancy was transported to Versailles
+or St Cloud. What a caustic pleasantry!
+What a malicious vivacity!
+It was impossible to doubt that the
+repartees which passed between her
+and her companion were such as to
+make the ears of the absent tingle.
+There were some reputations suffering
+there as the little anecdote was so
+trippingly narrated. Her physiognomy
+was redolent of pleasant scandal&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i14">"Tolerably mild,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To make a wash she'd hardly stew a child;"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p class="noind">but to extract a jest, there was no
+question she would have distilled half
+the reputations in the room.</p>
+
+<p>The other object of Mildred's curiosity,
+we pause a moment to describe,
+because she will cross our path again
+in the course of this narrative.
+Amongst all the costly and splendid
+dresses of her sex, there was a young
+girl in some simple striped stuff, the
+most unsophisticated gown imaginable,
+falling flat about her, with a
+scanty cape of the same material
+about her neck&mdash;the walking-dress,
+in short, of a school-girl. The only
+preparation for the ball-room consisted
+of a wreath imitative of daisies,
+just such a wreath as she might have
+picked up in passing through a Catholic
+cemetry. And the dress quite
+suited the person. There she stood
+with eyes and mouth wide open, as if
+she saw equally through both apertures,
+full of irrepressible wonder, and
+quite confounded with delight. She
+had been asked to dance by some very
+young gentleman, but as she elbowed
+her way through the quadrille, she was
+still staring right and left with unabated
+amazement. Mildred smiled
+to herself as she thought that with
+the exception of that string of white
+tufts round her head, no larger than
+beads, which was to pass for a wreath,
+she looked for all the world as if some
+spirit had suddenly snatched her up
+from the pavement of the High Street
+of Wimborne, and deposited her in
+the ball-room of Brussels. Little did
+Mildred imagine that, that crude little
+person, absurd, untutored, ridiculous
+as she was, would one day have it in
+her power to subdue, and torture, and
+triumph over her!</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER III.</h4>
+
+<p>Mildred was at this moment checked
+in her current of observation, and reduced
+to play something more than
+the part of spectator. Her ear caught
+a voice, heard only once before, but
+not forgotten; she turned, and saw
+the stranger who had surprised her
+when, in her girlish days, she was
+sitting in the minster tower. He
+immediately introduced himself by
+asking her to dance.</p>
+
+<p>"I do not dance," she said, but in
+a manner which did not seem to refuse
+conversation. The stranger appeared
+very well satisfied with the
+compromise; and some pleasant allusion
+to the different nature of the
+scene in which they last met, put
+them at once upon an easy footing.</p>
+
+<p>"You say you <i>do</i> not dance&mdash;that
+is, of course, you <i>will</i> not. I shall
+not believe," he continued, "even if
+you had just stepped from your high
+tower of wisdom, but that you can do
+any thing you please to do. Pardon
+so blunt a speech."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I <i>can</i>, I think," she replied.
+"My uncle, I believe, would have
+taught me the broad-sword exercise, if
+any one had suggested its utility to
+him."</p>
+
+<p>And saying this, she turned to her
+uncle, to give him an opportunity, if
+he pleased, of joining the conversation.
+It was an opportunity which
+Mr Bloomfield, who had heard a foreign
+language chattered in his ear all
+the evening, would have gladly taken;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_719" id="Page_719">[719]</a></span>
+but the patience of that gentleman
+had been for some time nearly exhausted;
+he had taken his sister
+under his arm, and was just going to
+propose to Mildred to leave the
+room.</p>
+
+<p>The stranger escorted them through
+the crowd, and saw the ladies into
+their carriage.</p>
+
+<p>"Can we set you down any
+where?" said Mr Bloomfield, who,
+though impatient to be gone, was disposed
+to be very cordial towards his
+fellow-countryman. "We are at the
+<i>Hotel de l'Europe</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"And I opposite at the <i>Hotel de
+Flandres</i>&mdash;I will willingly accept your
+offer;" and he took the vacant seat
+in their carriage.</p>
+
+<p>"How do you like Brussels?" was
+on the lips of both gentlemen at the
+same time.</p>
+
+<p>"Nay," said the younger, "I have
+been here, I think, the longest; the
+question is mine by right of priority
+of residence."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Bloomfield was nothing loath to
+communicate his impression of all
+that he had seen, and especially to
+dilate upon a grievance which, it
+seemed, had sorely afflicted him.</p>
+
+<p>"As to the town, old and new, and
+especially the Grande Place, with its
+Hotel de Ville, I have been highly
+interested by it; but, my dear sir,
+the torture of walking over its horrid
+pavement! Only conceive a quiet
+old bachelor, slightly addicted to the
+gout, accustomed to take his walk
+over his well-rolled paths, or on his
+own lawn, (if not too damp,) suddenly
+put down amongst these cruel stones,
+rough and sharp, and pitched together
+in mere confusion, to pick his
+way how he can, with the chance of
+being smashed by some cart or carriage,
+for one is turned out on the
+same road with the horses. I am
+stoned to death, with this only difference,
+that I fall upon the stones instead
+of the stones falling upon me.
+And when there is a pavement&mdash;<i>a
+trottoir</i>, as they call it&mdash;it is often so
+narrow and slanting, and always so
+slippery, and every now and then
+broken by some step put there purposely,
+it would seem, to overthrow
+you, that it is better to bear the penance
+at once of the sharp footing in
+the centre of the street. <i>Trottoirs</i>, indeed!
+I should like to see any one
+trot upon them without breaking his
+neck! A spider or a black beetle, or
+any other creature that crawls upon a
+multitude of legs, and has not far to
+fall if he stumbles, is the only animal
+that is safe upon them. I go moaning
+all the day about these jogged
+pointed stones, that pitch me from one
+to the other with all the malice of
+little devils; and, would you believe
+it? my niece there only smiles, and
+tells me to get thick shoes! They
+cannot hurt her; she walks somehow
+over the tops of them as if they were
+so many balls of Indian rubber, and
+has no compassion for her gouty
+uncle."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, my dear uncle"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"No, none at all; indeed you are
+not overburdened with that sentiment
+at any time for your fellow-travellers.
+You bear all the afflictions of the road&mdash;your
+own and other people's&mdash;very
+calmly."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't mind him, my dear," said
+Miss Bloomfield, "he has been exclaiming
+again and again what an
+excellent traveller you make; nothing
+puts you out."</p>
+
+<p>"That is just what I say&mdash;nothing
+does put her out. In that she is a
+perfect Mephistophiles. You know
+the scene of confusion on board a
+steamer when it arrives at Antwerp,
+and is moored in under the quay on a
+hot day, with its full complement of
+passengers. There you are baked by
+the sun and your own furnaces; stunned
+by the jabber around you, and
+the abominable roar over your head
+made by the escape of the steam;
+the deck strewed with baggage, which
+is then and there to be publicly examined&mdash;turned
+over by the revenue
+officers, who leave you to pack up
+your things in their original compass,
+if you can. Well, in all this scene of
+confusion, there sat my niece with her
+parasol over her little head, looking
+quite composedly at the great cathedral
+spires, as if we were not all of us
+in a sort of infernal region there."</p>
+
+<p>"No, uncle, I looked every now and
+then at our baggage, too, and watched
+that interesting process you have described
+of its examination. And when
+the worthy officer was going to crush
+aunt's bonnet by putting your dressing-case
+on the top of it, I rose, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_720" id="Page_720">[720]</a></span>
+arrested him. I had my hand upon
+his arm. He thought I was going to
+take him prisoner of war, for he was
+about to put his hand to his sword;
+but a second look at his enemy reassured
+him."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you did squeak when the bonnets
+were touched," cried the uncle,
+"I am glad of that: it shows that
+you have some human, at least some
+feminine, feeling in your composition."</p>
+
+<p>"But <i>àpropos</i> of the pavement,"
+said the young stranger, who could
+not join the uncle in this banter on his
+niece, and was therefore glad to
+get back to some common ground.
+"I took up, in a reading-room, the
+other day, a little pamphlet on phrenology,
+by <i>M. Victor Idjiez</i>, <i>Fondateur
+du Musée Phrenologique</i> at Brussels.
+It might as well have been entitled,
+on animal magnetism, for he is one of
+those who set the whole man in motion&mdash;mind
+and body both&mdash;by electricity.
+Amongst other things, he has
+discovered that that singular strength
+which madmen often display in their
+fits, is merely a galvanic power which
+they draw (owing, I suppose, to the
+peculiar state of their nerves,) from
+the common reservoir the earth, and
+which, consequently, forsakes them
+when they are properly isolated. In
+confirmation of this theory, he gives
+a singular <i>fact</i> from a Brussels journal,
+showing that <i>asphalte pavement</i>
+will isolate the individual. A madman
+had contrived to make his escape
+from confinement, having first thrown
+all the furniture of his room out of the
+window, and knocked down and
+trampled upon his keeper. Off he
+ran, and no one would venture to stop
+him. A corporal and four soldiers
+were brought up to the attack:
+he made nothing of them; after having
+beaten the four musketeers, he
+took the corporal by the leg and again
+ran off, dragging him after upon the
+ground. A crowd of work-people
+emerging from a factory met him in
+full career with the corporal behind
+him, and undertook his capture. All
+who approached him were immediately
+thrown down&mdash;scattered over the
+plain. But his triumph was suddenly
+checked; he lighted upon a piece of
+asphalte pavement. The moment he
+put his foot upon it, his strength deserted
+him, and he was seized and
+taken prisoner. The instant, however,
+he stepped off the pavement, his
+strength revived, and he threw his
+assailants from him with the same
+ease as before. And thus it continued:
+whenever he got off the pavement, his
+strength was restored to him; the
+moment he touched it, he was again
+captured with facility. The asphalte
+had completely isolated him."</p>
+
+<p>"Ha! ha!" cried Mr Bloomfield;
+"the fellow, after all, was not quite
+so mad as not to know what he was
+about. A Brussels pavement, asphalte
+or not, is no place for a wrestling
+match. Isolated, indeed! Oh, doubtless,
+it would isolate you most completely&mdash;at
+least the soles of your
+feet&mdash;from all communication with
+the earth. But does Mr&mdash;what do
+you call him?&mdash;proceed to theorise
+upon such <i>facts</i> as these?"</p>
+
+<p>"You shall have another of them.
+Speaking of animal magnetism or
+electricity, he says&mdash;'There are certain
+patients the iron nails of whose
+shoes will fly out if they are laid in a
+direction due north.'"<a name="FNanchor_41_41" id="FNanchor_41_41"></a><a href="#Footnote_41_41" class="fnanchor">[41]</a></p>
+
+<p>"But you are quoting from Baron
+Munchausen."</p>
+
+<p>"Not precisely."</p>
+
+<p>Miss Bloomfield, who had been
+watching her opportunity, here brought
+in her contribution. "Pray, sir, do
+you believe the story they tell of the
+architect of the Hotel de Ville&mdash;that
+he destroyed himself on finding, after
+he had built it, that the tower was
+not in the centre?"</p>
+
+<p>"That the architect should not discover
+that till the building was finished,
+is indeed <i>too good a story to be
+true</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"But, then, why make the man
+kill himself? Something must have
+happened; something must be true."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, madam, there was, no
+doubt, a committee of taste in those
+days as in ours. They destroyed the
+plan of the architect by cutting short
+one of his wings, or prolonging the
+other; and he, out of vexation, destroyed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_721" id="Page_721">[721]</a></span>
+himself. This is the only
+explanation that occurs to me. A
+committee of taste is always, in one
+sense at least, the death of the artist."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, yes," said Mildred; "the
+artist can be no longer said to exist,
+if he is not allowed, in his own sphere,
+to be supreme."</p>
+
+<p>This brought them to the door of
+the hotel. They separated.</p>
+
+<p>The next morning, on returning
+from their walk, the ladies found a
+card upon their table which simply
+bore the name of "Alfred Winston."
+The gentleman who called with it, the
+waiter said, had left word that he
+regretted he was about to quit Brussels,
+that evening, for Paris.</p>
+
+<p>Mildred read the name several
+times&mdash;Alfred Winston. And this
+was all she knew of him&mdash;the name
+upon this little card!</p>
+
+<p>There were amongst the trio several
+discussions as to who or what Mr
+Alfred Winston might be. Miss
+Bloomfield pronounced him to be an
+artist, from his caustic observations
+on committees of taste, and their
+meddling propensities. Mr Bloomfield,
+on the contrary, surmised he
+was a literary man; for who but such
+a one would think of occupying himself
+in a reading-room with a pamphlet
+on phrenology, instead of the
+newspapers? And all ended in "wondering
+if they should fall upon him
+again?"</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+<h2>THE LAW AND ITS PUNISHMENTS.</h2>
+
+
+<p>It is no uncommon boast in the mouth
+of Englishmen, that the system of jurisprudence
+under which they have the
+happiness to live, is the most perfect
+the world has ever seen. Having its
+foundation in those cabalistic words,
+"Nullus liber homo," &amp;c., engraved
+with an iron pen upon the tablets of
+the constitution by the barons of King
+John, the criminal law, in their estimation,
+has been steadily improved
+by the wisdom of successive ages,
+until, in the present day, it has reached
+a degree of excellence which it were
+rashness to suppose can by any human
+sagacity be surpassed. Under its protecting
+influence, society reposes in
+security; under its just, but merciful
+administration, the accused finds every
+facility for establishing his innocence,
+and is allowed the benefit of every
+doubt that ingenuity can suggest to
+rebut the probability of guilt; before
+its sacred tribunals, the weak and the
+powerful, the poor and the rich, stand
+in complete equality; under its impartial
+sentence, all who merit punishment
+are alike condemned, without
+respect of any antecedents of rank,
+wealth, or station. In such a system,
+no change can take place without injury,
+for it is (not to speak irreverently)
+a system of perfection.</p>
+
+<p>This is the dream of many&mdash;for we
+must characterise it rather as a dream
+than a deliberate conviction. Reason,
+we fear, has but little to do with the
+opinions of those who hold that English
+jurisprudence has no need of reform.</p>
+
+<p>The praises which are so lavishly
+bestowed upon our criminal law may
+be, to a great extent, just; but it is
+to be doubted whether they are altogether
+judicious. It is true, that in no
+other system of jurisprudence throughout
+the civilised world, or among the
+nations of antiquity, has there existed,
+or is there so tender a regard for the
+rights of the accused. In Germany,
+the wretch who falls under suspicion
+of the law is subjected to a tedious
+and inquisitorial examination, with
+a view to elicit from his own lips
+the proof, and even the confession of
+guilt. This mental torture, not to
+speak of the imprisonment of the body,
+may be protracted for years, and even
+for life. In France, the facts connected
+with an offence are published
+by authority, and circulated throughout
+the country, to be greedily devoured
+by innumerable lovers of unwholesome
+excitement; and not the
+simple facts alone, but a thousand incidental
+circumstances connected with
+the transaction, together with the
+birth, parentage, and education, and
+all the previous life of the supposed
+offender, making in the whole a romance
+of considerable interest, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_722" id="Page_722">[722]</a></span>
+possessing an attraction beyond the
+ordinary tales which fill the <i>feuilleton</i>
+of a newspaper. In England, the position
+of the accused is widely different.
+We avoid the errors and the
+tyranny of our neighbours; but have
+we not fallen into the opposite extreme?
+Our magistrates scrupulously
+caution prisoners not to say any thing
+that may criminate themselves. Every
+thing that authority can effect by
+means of advice, which, under the circumstances,
+is equivalent to command,
+is carefully brought forward to prevent
+a confession. And if, in spite of
+checks, warnings, and commands, the
+accused, overcome by the pangs of
+conscience, and urged by an irresistible
+impulse to disburden his soul of
+guilt, should perchance confess, the
+testimony is sometimes rejected upon
+some technical point of law, which
+would seem to have been established
+for the express purpose of defeating
+the ends of justice. Indeed, the technicalities
+which surround our legal
+tribunals have been, until very lately,
+and are still, in too many instances,
+most strangely favourable to the escape
+of criminals. The idlest quibbles,
+most offensive to common sense, and
+utterly disgraceful in a court of criminal
+investigation, have at various
+times been allowed as valid pleas in
+defence of the most palpable crimes.
+Many a thief has escaped, on the
+ground of some slight and immaterial
+misdescription of the stolen article,
+such as a horse instead of a mare, a
+cow instead of an ox, a sheep for a
+ewe, and so on. True, these absurdities
+exist no longer; but others still
+remain, less ridiculous perhaps, but
+not less obstructive of the course of
+justice, and quite as pernicious in their
+example. Great and beneficial changes
+have been effected in the criminal
+code, and too much praise cannot be
+bestowed upon Sir Robert Peel for his
+exertions in this behalf. To her Majesty's
+commissioners, also, some thanks
+are due for the labour they have expended
+with a view to the consolidation
+and subsequent codification of the
+various statutes. Their labours, however,
+have not hitherto been very
+largely productive. The excellent
+object of simplifying our criminal laws
+still remains to be accomplished, and
+so long as it does so, so long will it
+be obnoxious to the censures which
+are not unsparingly heaped upon it.</p>
+
+<p>But if our jurisprudence be in one
+respect too favourable to the criminal,
+in another, as it appears to us, the
+balance is more than restored to its
+equilibrium. If, in the process of investigation,
+justice leans too much to
+the side of mercy, the inquiry once
+over, she quickly repents of her excessive
+leniency, and is careful to justify
+her ways by a rigorous severity.
+The accused, if he is not lucky enough
+to avail himself of the thousand avenues
+of escape that are open during
+the progress of his trial, must abandon
+all hope of further consideration, and
+look to undergo a punishment, of
+which the full extent cannot be estimated
+by any human sagacity. Once
+condemned, he ceases to be an object
+of care or solicitude, except so far as
+these are necessary to preserve his
+life and restrain his liberty. Through
+crime he has forfeited all claim upon
+the fostering care of the state. He is
+an alien and an outcast, and has no
+pretence for expecting any thing but
+misery.</p>
+
+<p>Surely there is something vindictive
+in all this&mdash;something not quite
+consistent with the calm and unimpassioned
+administration of justice.
+The first impressions of any man of
+ordinary humanity must be very much
+against a system which fosters and
+encourages such a state of things.
+We believe that those first impressions
+would be confirmed by inquiry;
+and it is our purpose in the present
+article briefly to state the reasons for
+our belief.</p>
+
+<p>The treatment of criminals under
+sentence of imprisonment must now
+be well known to the public. Repeated
+discussion and innumerable writings
+have rendered it familiar to every body.
+A man is condemned to undergo, let
+us say, three years' incarceration in a
+jail. A portion of the time is to be
+spent in hard labour. He commences
+his imprisonment with no other earthly
+object than to get through it with the
+least possible amount of suffering.
+Employment, which might, under
+better circumstances, be a pleasant
+resource, is distasteful to him because
+it is compulsory, and because it is
+productive of no benefit to himself.
+The hours that are unemployed are<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_723" id="Page_723">[723]</a></span>
+passed in company with others as bad
+as, or worse than, himself. They amuse
+themselves by recounting the history
+of their lives, their hairbreadth escapes,
+their successful villanies. Each profits
+by the experience of the whole number,
+and stores it in his memory for
+future guidance. Every good impulse
+is checked, and every better feeling
+stifled in the birth. There is no
+room in a jail for the growth of
+virtue; the atmosphere is not congenial
+to its development. The prisoner,
+however well disposed, cannot choose
+but listen to the debasing talk of those
+with whom he is compelled to associate.
+Should he resist the wicked
+influence for a while, he can hardly
+do so long. The poison will work.
+By little and little it insinuates itself
+into the mind, and vitiates all the
+springs of good. In the end, he yields
+to the irresistible force of continued
+bad example, and becomes as bad as
+the worst.</p>
+
+<p>But let us believe, for an instant,
+that one prisoner has resisted the ill
+effects of wicked association&mdash;let us
+suppose him to have escaped the contamination
+of a jail, to have received
+no moral hurt from bad example, to
+be untainted by the corrupting atmosphere
+of congregated vice&mdash;in short,
+to return into the world at the end of
+his imprisonment a better man than
+he was at its commencement. Let
+us suppose all this, although the supposition,
+it must be confessed, is unsupported
+by experience, and directly
+in the teeth of probability. He sallies
+forth from his prison, full of good
+resolutions, and determined to win
+the character of an honest man. Perhaps
+he has a small sum of money,
+which helps him to reach a part of
+the country most distant from the
+scene of his disgrace. He seeks for
+work, and is fortunate enough to
+obtain it. For a short time, all goes
+well with him. He is industrious
+and sober, and gains the good-will of
+his employer. He is confirmed in his
+good intentions, and fancies that his
+hopes of regaining his position in
+society are about to be realised. Vain
+hopes! Rumour is busy with his
+name. His fellow-labourers begin to
+look coldly on him. The master does
+not long remain in ignorance. The
+discharged convict is taxed with his
+former degradation, and made to suffer
+again the consequences of a crime he
+has well and fully expiated. His brief
+hour of prosperity is over. He is cast
+forth again upon the world, denied the
+means of gaining an honest livelihood,
+with nothing before him but starvation
+or a jail. What wonder should
+he choose the latter! Goaded by
+despair, or stimulated by hunger, he
+yields to the first temptation, and
+commits a crime which places him
+again within prison walls. It is his
+second conviction. He is a marked
+man. He were more than mortal if
+he escaped the deteriorating effects of
+repeated association with the hardened
+and the vicious. His future career is
+certain. He falls from bad to worse,
+and ends his life upon the scaffold.</p>
+
+<p>We have imagined, for the sake of
+argument, a case which, in one of its
+features, is unfortunately of very rare
+occurrence. Criminals seldom, perhaps
+never, leave a jail with the slightest
+inclination to a course of honesty.
+Their downward progress, when they
+have once been exposed to the contamination
+of a prison life, may be calculated
+almost with certainty. No
+sooner is the term of their imprisonment
+expired, than they step forth into the
+world, eager to recommence the old career
+of systematic villany. Good intentions,
+and the desire of doing well, are
+almost always strangers to their breasts.
+But should they, perchance, be alive
+to better things, and be moved by
+wholesome impulses, what an awful
+responsibility rests upon those who,
+by individual acts, or by a pernicious
+system, check and render abortive the
+efforts of a dawning virtue! In the
+case we have supposed, there is doubtless
+much that must be laid to the
+score of human nature. Men will not
+easily be persuaded, that he who has
+once made a grievous lapse from the
+path of honesty, will not be ever
+prone to repeat the offence. None
+but the truly charitable (an infinitesimal
+portion of every community)
+will expose themselves to the risk of
+employing a discharged convict. But
+whilst this much evil is justly attributed
+to the selfish cruelty of society,
+a much larger share of blame attaches
+to the system which affords too plausible
+a pretext for such uncharitable
+conduct. It is not merely because a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_724" id="Page_724">[724]</a></span>
+man has offended against the laws, and
+been guilty of what, in legal parlance,
+may be a simple misdemeanour, that
+he is regarded with suspicion and
+treated with ignominy; but much
+more, because he has been confined in
+a jail, and exposed to all the pernicious
+influences which are known to
+be rife within its walls. It is deemed
+a thing incredible, that a man can
+issue from a hot-bed of corruption, and
+not be himself corrupt. To have undergone
+a term of imprisonment, is very
+generally thought to be equivalent to
+taking a degree in infamy. On the
+system, therefore, rests much of the
+blame which would otherwise attach
+to the world's cold charity; to its
+account must be charged every subject
+who might have been saved, and
+who, through despair, is lost to the
+service of the state.</p>
+
+<p>The evils we have described are
+patent and notorious; the only question,
+therefore, that arises is, whether
+they are inevitable and inherent in
+the nature of things, or whether they
+may be avoided by greater care and
+an improved system. Before entering
+upon this question, it may
+be well to notice briefly the various
+opinions that are entertained concerning
+the proper end and aim of
+criminal punishment. We take for
+granted, that in every community,
+under whatever political constitution
+it may exist and be associated, the
+sole object of criminal <i>law</i> is the peace
+and security of society. With regard
+to the means by which this object may
+be best attained, or, in other words,
+with regard to the whole system of
+jurisprudence, from a preventive police
+down to the discipline of jails and the
+machinery of the scaffold, a great
+diversity of sentiment must naturally
+be expected. The pure theorist and
+the subtle disciple of Paley, maintain
+that the proper, nay, the sole object
+of punishment should be the prevention
+of crime. The philanthropic enthusiast,
+and the man of strict religious
+feeling, reject all other motives save
+only that of reforming the criminal.
+The dispassionate inquirer, the practical
+man, and he who has learned his
+lessons in the school of experience,
+take a middle course, though inclining
+a little to the theory of Paley.
+They hold that, whilst the amount,
+and to some extent the quality, of
+punishment should be settled and defined
+chiefly with a view to prevent
+the increase of crime by the deterring
+effect of fear, yet the details ought, if
+possible, to be so managed as in the
+end to bring about the reformation of
+the prisoner. We have no hesitation in
+avowing, that this last opinion is our
+own. There is an argument in its
+favour, which the most rigid disciple
+of the pure "prevention" theory
+must recognise immediately as one of
+his own most valued weapons. The
+"peace and security of society" are
+his watchwords. They are ours also.
+But whilst, in his opinion, the only
+way to produce the desired result is
+by a system of terrorism, such as will
+deter from the perpetration of crime,
+we believe that a careful solicitude
+concerning the moral conduct of the
+criminal during his imprisonment, and
+an anxious endeavour to instruct and
+improve his mind, by enforcing good
+habits, and taking away bad example,
+would be found equally powerful in
+their operation upon the well-being of
+society. For although it is a lamentable
+fact, that the number of our criminals
+is always being kept up to its full
+complement, by the addition of juvenile
+offenders, so that it would be vain
+to indulge a hope, without cutting off the
+feeding-springs, of materially diminishing
+our criminal population; yet it
+is equally true that the most desperate
+and dangerous offenders are they who
+have served their apprenticeship in
+jails, and there accomplished themselves
+in all the various devices of
+ingenious wickedness. It is these
+who give the deepest shade to the
+calendar of crime, and work incalculable
+mischief both in and out of
+prison, by instructing the tyros
+in all the most subtle varieties of
+villany. To reform such men may
+seem an arduous, perhaps an impossible
+task; but it is far less arduous, and
+certainly not impossible, to prevent
+their becoming the hardened ruffians
+which we have, without exaggeration,
+described them.</p>
+
+<p>The truth must be told. The system
+of secondary punishments (as they are
+called, though why we know not) is
+radically wrong. There is something
+radically wrong in the discipline and
+regulations of our jails. The details of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_725" id="Page_725">[725]</a></span>
+imprisonment are faulty and imperfect.
+Surely this is proved, when it is shown
+that men are invariably rendered
+worse, instead of better, by confinement
+in a jail. Even though it be
+admitted, for the sake of argument,
+that the state lies under no obligation
+to attempt the reformation of its criminals,
+the admission serves no whit
+to support a system under which criminals
+are confirmed and hardened in
+their vicious courses. The state may
+refuse to succour, but it has no right
+to injure. This, as it seems to us, is
+the strong point against our present
+system. It does not so much punish
+the body as injure the mind of the
+criminal; and, in so doing, it eventually
+endangers rather than secures
+the peace of society.</p>
+
+<p>Many remedies have been proposed,
+but all, with an exception that will presently
+be mentioned, are rather palliative
+than corrective. Solitary confinement,
+for instance, is an undoubted cure
+for the diseases engendered by bad example
+and evil communications; but
+it breeds a host of other diseases,
+peculiar to itself, and in many cases
+worse than those it cures. Not to
+speak of the indulgence which so much
+idleness allows for vicious thoughts
+and recollections, the chief objection
+to solitary confinement is, that, if
+continued for any length of time, it
+unfits a man wholly for subsequent
+intercourse with the world. He leaves
+his prison with a mind prostrated to
+imbecility, and a body reduced to
+utter helplessness; yet he retains,
+perhaps, the cunning of the idiot, and
+just sufficient use of his limbs to serve
+him for a bad purpose. On these
+painful considerations, however, it is
+unnecessary to dwell at length. Solitary
+confinement, without occupation
+and without intervals of society, was
+an experiment upon the human animal.
+It has been tried in this country
+and elsewhere, and has signally failed.
+At this moment, we believe, it has few
+or no supporters.</p>
+
+<p>The plan which has most largely
+and most deservedly attracted public
+attention, is that of Captain Maconochie,
+known by the name of the "Mark
+System." Captain Maconochie was
+superintendent of the penal establishment
+at Norfolk Island, where he had
+constantly about 2000 prisoners under
+his command. This office he held for
+eight years, and had, consequently,
+the most favourable opportunity of
+observing the practical working of the
+old system. Finding it to be defective,
+and injurious in every particular,
+he tried, with certain unavoidable modifications,
+a plan of his own, which,
+as he asserts, succeeded beyond his
+expectation. Having thus proved its
+practicability in Norfolk Island, and
+satisfied himself of its advantages, he
+wishes now to introduce it into England;
+and, with a view of obtaining
+a favourable hearing and efficient support,
+he has procured it to be referred
+to a committee of the "Society for
+Promoting the Amendment of the
+Law." The committee have reported
+in its favour; and their report, which
+is said to have been drawn up by the
+learned Recorder of Birmingham, contains
+so concise and clear a statement
+of the Captain's plan, that we take
+leave to extract a portion of it:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Captain Maconochie's plan," says
+Mr M. D. Hill, "had its origin in
+his experience of the evil tendency of
+sentences for a time certain, and of
+fixed gratuitous jail rations of food.
+These he practically found opposed to
+the reformation of the criminal. A
+man under a time-sentence looks exclusively
+to the means of beguiling
+that time. He is thereby led to evade
+labour, and to seek opportunities of
+personal gratification, obtained, in extreme
+cases, even in ways most horrible.
+His powers of deception are
+sharpened for the purpose; and even,
+when unable to offend in act, he seeks
+in fancy a gratification, by gloating
+over impure images. At the best,
+his life stagnates, no proper object of
+pursuit being presented to his thoughts.
+And the allotment of fixed gratuitous
+rations, irrespective of conduct or exertion,
+further aggravates the evil, by
+removing even the minor stimulus to
+action, furnished by the necessity of
+procuring food, and by thus directly
+fostering those habits of improvidence
+which, perhaps even more than determined
+vice, lead to crime.</p>
+
+<p>"In lieu of sentences to imprisonment
+or transportation, measured thus
+by months or years, Captain Maconochie
+recommends sentences to an
+amount of labour, measured by a given
+number of marks, to be placed to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_726" id="Page_726">[726]</a></span>
+debit of the convict, in books to be
+kept for the purpose. This debit to be
+from time to time increased by charges
+made in the same currency, for all
+supplies of food and clothing, and by
+any fines that may be imposed for
+misconduct. The duration of his sentence
+will thus be made to depend on
+three circumstances. <i>First</i>, The gravity
+of the original offence, or the
+estimate made by the judge of the
+amount of discipline which the criminal
+ought to undergo before he is restored
+to liberty. This regulates the
+amount of the original debit. <i>Second</i>,
+The zeal, industry, and effectiveness
+of his labour in the works allotted
+to him, which furnish him with the
+means of payment, or of adding from
+time to time to the credit side of his
+account. And, <i>Third</i>, His conduct in
+confinement. If well conducted, he
+will avoid fines; and if economical in
+food, and such other gratifications as
+he is permitted to purchase with his
+marks, he will keep down the amount
+of his debits.</p>
+
+<p>"By these means, Captain Maconochie
+contends, that a term of imprisonment
+may be brought to bear a
+close resemblance to adversity in ordinary
+life, which, being deeply felt,
+is carefully shunned; but which, nevertheless,
+when encountered in a manful
+spirit, improves and elevates the
+character. All the objects of punishment
+will be thus attained. There
+will be continued destitution, unless
+relief is sought by exertion, and hence
+there will be labour and suffering;
+but, with exertion, there will be not
+only the hope, but the certainty of recovery&mdash;whence
+there will be improvement
+in good habits, and right
+thinking. And the motives put into
+operation to produce effort and economy,
+being also of the same character
+with those in ordinary life, will advantageously
+prepare the prisoner for
+their wholesome action on him after
+his discharge.</p>
+
+<p>"The only other very distinctive
+feature in Captain Maconochie's system
+is, his proposal that, after the
+prisoner has passed through a term of
+probation, to be measured not by
+lapse of time, but by his conduct as
+indicated by the state of his account,
+he shall be advanced from separate
+confinement into a social state. For
+this purpose, he shall become a member
+of a small class of six or eight,
+these classes being capable of being
+separated from each other, just as individuals
+are separated from individuals
+during the earlier stage, the
+members of each class to have a
+common interest, the marks earned
+or lost by each to count to the gain
+or loss of his party, not of himself
+exclusively. By this means, Captain
+Maconochie thinks prisoners will be
+rescued from the simply gregarious
+state of existence, which is, in truth,
+a selfish one, now incident to imprisonment
+in those jails to which
+the separate system is not applied,
+and will be raised into a social existence.
+Captain Maconochie is convinced,
+by experience, that much good
+feeling will be elicited among them in
+consequence of this change. Indolence
+and vice, which either prevent
+the prisoner from earning, or compel
+him to forfeit his marks, will become
+unpopular in the community; and industry
+and good conduct, as enabling
+him to acquire and preserve them, will,
+on the contrary, obtain for him its approbation.
+On much experience, he
+asserts that no portion of his <i>modus
+operandi</i> is more effective than this,
+by which, even in the depraved community
+of Norfolk Island, he succeeded,
+in a wonderfully short time, in giving
+an upward direction to the public
+opinion of the class of prisoners themselves."</p>
+
+<p>This brief outline of the Mark
+System undoubtedly presents to view
+one of the boldest projects of reform
+that ever proceeded from a private
+individual. It seeks to root up and
+utterly annihilate the whole system
+of secondary punishments, and necessarily
+involves a radical change in
+the criminal law. To a plan of so
+sweeping a character, a thousand objections
+will of course be made. Some
+will deny the necessity of so fundamental
+a change. Many will be startled
+by the magnitude of the innovation
+alone, and refuse at the very
+outset to accept a proposition which,
+whatever be its intrinsic merits,
+presents itself to their imagination
+surrounded with incalculable perils.
+Others will shake their heads, and
+doubt the possibility of working out a
+problem, which, from the beginning of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_727" id="Page_727">[727]</a></span>
+time, has baffled the ingenuity of man.
+A few there may be, who will regard
+the new system with a favourable
+eye, albeit on no other ground than
+because it offers a prospect of escape
+from evils which exist, and are increasing,
+and which can hardly be
+exchanged for worse. For want of
+better companions, we shall take our
+position in the last-mentioned class;
+confessing that there is much in Captain
+Maconochie's system which seems
+at present Utopian, and savours too
+strongly of an enthusiasm which can
+see none but its own colours, but deeply
+impressed, at the same time, with
+the plausibility of his general theory.
+It is vain to hope that the unaided
+efforts of the chaplain will ever reform
+the inmates of a jail. No man was
+ever yet preached into good habits,
+except by a miracle. It is vain to
+hope that a discipline (if such it can
+be called) which enforces sometimes
+idleness, and sometimes useless labour,
+providing at the same time for all the
+wants of the body, with an abundance
+never enjoyed beyond the prison walls,
+will ever make men industrious, or
+frugal, or any thing else than dissolute
+and idle. In short, it is vain to hope,
+in the present state of things, that
+the criminal population of these kingdoms
+will ever be diminished, or even
+checked in its steady tendency to increase.
+If, then, all these hopes, which
+are exactly such as a philanthropist
+may reasonably indulge, be vain and
+futile, no man would be open to a
+charge of folly, should he embrace any,
+even the wildest proposition that holds
+out the prospect of improvement.</p>
+
+<p>Captain Maconochie's system may
+be divided into two distinct and very
+different parts; namely, the general
+principles and the details. Concerning
+the latter, we are unwilling to hazard
+an opinion, deeming them peculiarly
+a matter of experiment, and incapable
+of proof or refutation by any other
+test than experience. But principles
+are universal, and, if true, may always
+be supported by argument, and
+strengthened by discussion; those of
+the Mark System, we think, will bear
+the application of both. No one possessed
+of the smallest experience of
+the human mind, will deny that it is
+utterly impossible to inculcate and fix
+good habits by a process which is
+continually distasteful to the patient.
+With regard to labour, which is compulsory
+and unproductive, the labourer,
+so far from becoming habituated to
+it, loathes it the more the longer he
+is obliged to continue it. Such labour,
+moreover, has no good effect upon the
+mind; it produces nothing but disgust
+and discontent. A similar result is
+produced upon the body under similar
+circumstances. Exercise is only beneficial
+when taken with a good will,
+and enjoyed with a zest: a man who
+should walk but two or three miles,
+grumbling all the way, would be as
+tired at the end as though he had
+walked twenty in a more contented
+mood. What, then, will some one
+say, are prisoners not to be punished
+at all? Is every thing to be made
+easy to them, and ingenuity taxed
+for devices to render their sentences
+agreeable, and to take the sting from
+imprisonment? The answer is ready.
+The law is not vindictive, and does
+not pretend to inflict suffering beyond
+what is necessary for the security of
+society. The thief and the homicide
+cannot be allowed to go at large.
+They must either be sent out of the
+country, or shut up within it. By
+some means or other, they must be
+deprived of the power of inflicting
+further injury upon their fellow-creatures.
+But how long are they to be
+cut off from the world? For a time
+fixed and irrevocable, and irrespective
+of subsequent good conduct, or reformation
+of character, or any other
+consideration than only the magnitude
+of the original offence? Surely neither
+reason nor humanity can approve such
+a doctrine; for does it not, in fact,
+involve the very principle which our
+law repudiates, namely, the principle
+that its punishments are vindictive?
+If a man who steals a horse, and is
+condemned to three years' imprisonment,
+be compelled to undergo the
+whole sentence, without reference to
+his conduct under confinement, this
+surely is vengeance, and not, what it
+assumes to be, a punishment proportioned
+to the necessity of the case.
+It is, no doubt, proper that a criminal
+should be condemned to suffer some
+loss of liberty, more or less, according
+to the nature of his delinquency, and
+a minimum should always be fixed;
+but it seems equally proper, and consistent
+with acknowledged principles,
+that a power should reside somewhere<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_728" id="Page_728">[728]</a></span>
+of diminishing the maximum, and
+where more advantageously than in
+the criminal himself? If the motives
+which govern the world at large, and
+operate upon men in ordinary life, to
+make them frugal and industrious, and
+to keep them honest, can be brought
+to bear upon the isolated community
+of a jail, why should they not? The
+object is humane; not injurious, but,
+on the contrary, highly beneficial to
+society; and not opposed to any established
+rule of law or general policy.
+We can conceive no possible argument
+against it, save that which we have
+already noticed, and, we trust, satisfactorily.</p>
+
+<p>It is worthy of notice, as being
+calculated to satisfy the scruples of
+those who may be alarmed at the
+introduction of what they imagine a
+novel principle into our criminal jurisprudence,
+that this, the main feature
+of the Mark System, is not new. It
+is sanctioned by long usage in our
+penal settlements. In the Australian
+colonies, a man under sentence of
+transportation for years or for life
+may, by his own conduct, both shorten
+the duration and mitigate the severity
+of his punishment. By industry, by
+a peaceable demeanour, by the exercise
+of skill and ingenuity acquired in
+better times, he may obtain advantages
+which are not accorded to
+others. By a steady continuance in
+such behaviour, he may acquire the
+privilege of working for himself, and
+enjoying the produce of his labour.
+In the end, he may even be rewarded
+by a free pardon. If all these things
+may be done in Australia, why not
+also in England? Surely there is more
+to be said on behalf of convicts sentenced
+to imprisonment than for those
+sentenced to transportation. If our
+sympathy, or, to speak more correctly,
+our mercy, is to be inversely to the
+enormity of the offence, then the
+English prisoner is most entitled to
+our regard. It is possible that the
+transportation system may be wrong,
+but, at least, let us be consistent.</p>
+
+<p>It is not necessary that Captain
+Maconochie's plan should be adopted
+<i>in extenso</i>, to the immediate and active
+subversion of the ancient system. We
+may feel our way. There is no reason
+why a single prison should not be set
+apart, or, if necessary, specially constructed,
+for the purpose of applying
+the test of practice to the new theory.
+A short act might be passed, empowering
+the judges to inflict labour
+instead of time-sentences&mdash;of course,
+within a certain limit as to number.
+Captain Maconochie himself might be
+entrusted with the superintendence of
+the experiment, in order to avoid the
+possibility of a suspicion that it had
+not received a fair trial. If, with every
+reasonable advantage, the scheme
+should eventually prove impracticable,
+then, of course, it will sink into oblivion,
+and be consigned to the limbo
+of impossible theories. The country
+will have sustained no loss, save the
+insignificant expense of the model
+machinery.</p>
+
+<p>Considering the whole subject&mdash;its
+importance, its difficulty, the novelty
+of the proposed amendments, and
+their magnitude&mdash;we are disposed to
+agree with the learned Recorder of
+Birmingham, that "the plan is highly
+deserving of notice." Objections, of
+course, might be made in abundance,
+over and above those we have thought
+proper to notice. These, however,
+may be all reduced to one, namely,
+that the scheme is impracticable. That
+it may prove so, we do not deny; nor
+could any one, with a grain of prudence,
+venture to deny it, seeing how
+many promising projects are daily
+failing, not through their own intrinsic
+defects, but through miscalculation of
+opposing forces. The test of the
+Mark System, we repeat, must be
+experience. All that we seek to
+establish in its favour is the soundness
+of its principles. Of these we
+do not hesitate to avow a perfect
+approval; and, in doing so, we do not
+fear being classed among the disciples
+of the new school of pseudo-philanthropy,
+whose academy is Exeter
+Hall, and whose teachers are such
+men as Lord Nugent and Mr Fox.
+It is quite possible to feel compassion
+for the guilty, and a solicitude
+for their temporal as well as eternal
+welfare, without elevating them into
+the dignity of martyrs, and fixing one's
+attention upon them, to the neglect of
+their more honest and less protected
+neighbours. It is no uncommon thing
+to hear comparisons drawn between
+the conditions of the prisoner and the
+pauper&mdash;between the abundant nourishing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_729" id="Page_729">[729]</a></span>
+food of the former, and the
+scanty meagre rations of the latter!
+There is no doubt that better fare is
+provided in a jail than in a workhouse.
+Good reasons, perhaps, may
+be given for the distinction, but in
+appearance it is horribly unjust. No
+system which proposed to encourage
+it would ever receive our approbation.
+The Mark System is adverse to the
+pampering of criminals. It seeks to
+enforce temperance and frugality, both
+by positive rewards, and by punishing
+gluttony and indulgence. Its object
+is the improvement, not of the physical,
+but the moral condition of the
+prisoner. His mind, not his body, is
+its especial care&mdash;a prudent, humane,
+we will even say, a pious care! Visionary
+it may be, though we think not&mdash;absurd
+it can never be, except in the
+eyes of those to whom the well-being
+of their fellow-creatures is matter of
+indifference, and who, too frivolous to
+reflect, or too shallow to penetrate
+the depths of things, seek to disguise
+their ignorance and folly under cover of
+ridicule. To such we make no appeal.
+But to the many really humane and
+sensible persons who are alive to the
+importance of the subject, we recommend
+a deliberate examination of the
+Mark System.</p>
+
+<p class="sig">M.
+</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+
+<h2>LAYS AND LEGENDS OF THE THAMES.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Never was there such a summer
+on this side of the Tropics. How
+is it possible to exist, with the
+thermometer up to boiling point!
+London a vast caldron&mdash;the few
+people left in its habitable parts
+strongly resembling stewed fish&mdash;the
+aristocratic portion of the world flying
+in all directions, though there are
+three horticultural fetes to come&mdash;the
+attachés to all the foreign embassies
+sending in their resignations, rather
+than be roasted alive&mdash;the ambassadors
+all on leave, in the direction of
+the North Pole&mdash;the new governor
+of Canada congratulated, for the first
+time in national history, on his banishment
+to a land where he has nine
+months winter;&mdash;and a contract just
+entered into with the Wenham Lake
+Company for ten thousand tons of
+ice, to rescue the metropolis from a
+general conflagration.</p>
+
+<p>&mdash;Went to dine with the new East
+India Director, in his Putney paradise.
+Sir Charles gives dinners worthy
+of the Mogul, and he wants nothing
+of the pomps and pleasures of the
+East but a harem. But, in the mean
+time, he gathers round him a sort of
+human menagerie; and every race of
+man, from the Hottentot to the Highlander,
+is to be found feeding in his
+Louis Quatorze saloons.</p>
+
+<p>This certainly variegates the scene
+considerably, and relieves us of the
+intolerable topics, of Parliament, taxes,
+the last attempt on Louis Philippe,
+the last adventure of Queen Christina,
+or the last good thing of the last great
+bore of Belgrave Square; with the
+other desperate expedients to avoid
+the inevitable yawn. We had an Esquimaux
+chief, who, however, dwelt
+too long on the luxury of porpoise
+steaks; a little plump Mandarin, who
+indulged us with the tricks of the tea
+trade; the sheik Ben Hassan Ben
+Ali, who had narrowly escaped hanging
+by the hands of the French; and
+a New Zealand chief, strongly suspected
+of habits inconsistent with the
+European <i>cuisine</i>, yet who restricted
+himself on this occasion to every thing
+at the table.</p>
+
+<p>At length, in a pause of the conversation,
+somebody asked where
+somebody else was going, for the dog-days.
+The question engaged us all.
+But, on comparing notes, every Englishman
+of the party had been everywhere
+already&mdash;Cairo, Constantinople,
+Calcutta, Cape Horn. There
+was not a corner of the world, where
+they had not drunk tea, smoked
+cigars, and anathematised the country,
+the climate, and the constitution.
+Every thing was <i>usé</i>&mdash;every soul was
+<i>blasé</i>. There was no hope of novelty,
+except by an Artesian perforation
+to the centre, or a voyage to the
+moon.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_730" id="Page_730">[730]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>At last a curious old personage,
+with a nondescript visage, and who
+might, from the jargon of his tongue
+and the mystery of his costume, have
+been a lineal descendant of the Wandering
+Jew, asked, had any one at
+table seen the Thames?</p>
+
+<p>The question struck us all at once.
+It was a grand discovery; it was a
+flash of light; it was the birth of a
+new idea; it was an influx of brilliant
+inquiry. It was ascertained, that
+though we had all steamed up and
+down the Thames times without number,
+not one of us had seen the river.
+Some had always steamed it in their
+sleep; some had plunged at once into
+the cabin, to avoid the passengers on
+deck; some had escaped the vision
+by the clouds of a cigar; some by a
+French novel and an English dinner.
+But not one could recollect any thing
+more of it than it flowed through
+banks more or less miry; that it was,
+to the best of their recollection, something
+larger than the Regent's Canal;
+and some thought that they had seen
+occasional masts and smoke flying by
+them.</p>
+
+<p>My mind was made up on the spot.
+Novelty is my original passion&mdash;the
+spring of all my virtues and vices&mdash;the
+stimulant of all my desires, disasters,
+and distinctions. In short, I
+determined to see the Thames.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb" />
+
+<p>Rose at daybreak&mdash;the sky blue,
+the wind fragrant, Putney throwing
+up its first faint smokes; the villa all
+asleep. Leaving a billet for Sir Charles,
+I ordered my cab, and set off for the
+Thames. "How little," says Jonathan
+Swift, "does one-half of the world
+know what the other is doing." I had
+left Putney the abode of silence, a
+solitary policeman standing here and
+there, like the stork which our modern
+painters regularly put into the
+corner of their landscapes to express
+the sublime of solitude&mdash;no slipshod
+housemaid peeping from her window;
+no sight or sound of life to be seen
+through the rows of the flower-pots,
+or the lattices of the suburb gardens.</p>
+
+<p>But, once in London, what a contrast.
+From the foot of London bridge
+what a rush of life; what an incursion
+of cabs; what a rattle of waggons;
+what a surge of population; what a
+chaos of clamour; what volcanic volumes
+of everlasting smoke rolling up
+against the unhappy face of the Adelaide
+hotel; what rushing of porters,
+and trundling of trunks; what
+cries of every species, utterable by
+that extraordinary machine the throat
+of man; what solicitations to trust
+myself, for instant conveyance to the
+remotest shore of the terraqueous
+globe!&mdash;"For Calais, sir? Boat off
+in half-an-hour."&mdash;"For Constantinople?
+in a quarter."&mdash;"For Alexandria?
+in five minutes."&mdash;"For the
+Cape? bell just going to ring." In
+this confusion of tongues it was a
+thousand to one that I had not jumped
+into the boat for the Niger, and before
+I recovered my senses, been far on my
+way to Timbuctoo.</p>
+
+<p>In a feeling little short of desperation,
+or of that perplexity in which
+one labours to decypher the possible
+purport of a maiden speech, I flung
+myself into the first steamer which I
+could reach, and, to my genuine self-congratulation,
+found that I was under
+no compulsion to be carried beyond
+the mouth of the Thames.</p>
+
+<p>I had now leisure to look round me.
+The bell had not yet chimed: passengers
+were dropping in. Carriages
+were still rolling down to the landing-place,
+laden with mothers and daughters,
+lapdogs and bandboxes, innumerable.
+The surrounding scenery
+came, as the describers say, "in all its
+power on my eyes."&mdash;St Magnus, built
+by Sir Christopher Wren, as dingy
+and massive as if it had been built by
+Roderic the Goth; St Olave's, rising
+from its ruins, as fresh as a fairy palace
+of gingerbread; the Shades,
+where men drink wine, as Bacchus
+did, from the bunghole; the Bridge of
+Bridges, clambered over and crowded
+with spectators as thick as hiving bees!</p>
+
+<p>But&mdash;prose was never made for
+such things. I must be Pindaric.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">London Bridge.</span><br />
+
+<i>"My native land, good-night!"</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Adieu, adieu, thou huge, high bridge<br /></span>
+<span class="i7">A long and glad adieu!<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_731" id="Page_731">[731]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">I see above thy stony ridge<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">A most ill-favour'd crew.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The earth displays no dingier sight;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I bid the whole&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">There, hang between me and the sky<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">She who doth oysters sell,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The youth who parboil'd shrimps doth cry,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">The shoeless beau and belle,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Blue-apron'd butchers, bakers white,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Creation's lords!&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Some climb along the slippery wall,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Through balustrades some stare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One wonders what has perch'd them all<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Five hundred feet in air.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Thames below flows, ready quite<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To break their fall.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">What visions fill my parting eyes!<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">St Magnus, thy grim tower,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>Almost</i> as black as London skies!<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">The Shades, which are no bower;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">St Olave's, on its new-built site,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In flaming brick.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The rope's thrown off, the paddles move,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">We leave the bridge behind;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Beat tide below, and cloud above;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Asylums for the blind,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Schools, storehouses, fly left and right;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Docks, locks, and blocks&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">In distance fifty steeples dance.<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">St Catherine's dashes by,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Customhouse scarce gets a glance,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">The sounds of Bowbell die.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With charger's speed, or arrow's flight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We steam along.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The Tower seems whirling in a waltz,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">As on we rush and roar.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where impious man makes Cheltenham salts,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">We shave the sullen shore;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Putting the wherries all in fright,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Swamping a few.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We brave the perils of the Pool;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Pass colliers chain'd in rows;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">See coalheavers, as black and cool<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">As negroes without clothes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Each bouncing, like an opera sprite,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Stript to the skin.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And now I glance along the deck<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Our own live-stock to view&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some matrons, much in fear of wreck;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Some lovers, two by two;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some sharpers, come the clowns to bite;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some plump John Bulls.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_732" id="Page_732">[732]</a></span>A shoal of spinsters, book'd for France,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">(All talking of Cheapside;)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An old she-scribbler of romance,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">All authorship and pride;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A diner-out, (timeworn and trite,)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A <i>gobe-mouche</i> group.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">A strolling actor and his wife,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Both going to "make hay;"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An Alderman, at fork and knife,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">The wonder of his day!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Three Earls, without an appetite,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Gazing, in spleen.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Ye dear, delicious memories!<br /></span>
+<span class="i7">That to our midriffs cling<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As children to their Christmas pies,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">(So, all the New-School sing;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In collars loose, and waistcoats white,)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All, all farewell!&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>The charming author of that most
+charming of all brochures, <i>Le Voyage
+autour de ma Chambre</i>, says, that the
+less a man has to write about, the
+better he writes. But this charming
+author was a Frenchman; he was born
+in the land where three dinners can
+be made of one potato, and where
+moonshine is a substantial part of
+every thing. He performed his voyage,
+standing on a waxed floor, and making
+a circuit of his shelves; the titles
+of his books had been his facts, and
+the titillations of his snuff the food of
+his fancy. But John Bull is of another
+style of thinking. His appetite
+requires solid realities, and I give him
+docks, wharfs, steam-engines, and
+manufactures, for his powerful mastication.&mdash;But,
+what scents are these,
+rising with such potentiality upon the
+morning breeze? What sounds, "by
+distance made more sweet?" What
+a multitude of black, brown, bustling
+beings are crushing up that narrow
+avenue, from these open boats, like
+a new invasion of the pirate squadrons
+from the north of old. Oh, Billingsgate!&mdash;I
+scent thee&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">&mdash;&mdash;"As when to them who sail<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Beyond the Cape of Hope, and now are past<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Mozambic, far at sea the north winds blow<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sabæan odours from the spicy shore<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of Araby the Blest. With such delay<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Well-pleased, they slack their course, and many a league,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Cheer'd with the grateful smell, old Ocean smiles."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>The effect was not equally rapturous
+in the Thames; but on we flew,
+passing groups of buildings which
+would have overtopped all the castles
+on the Rhine, had they but been on
+fair ground; depots of wealth, which
+would have purchased half the provinces
+beyond the girdle of the Black
+Forest; and huge steamers, which
+would have towed a captive Armada
+to the Tower.</p>
+
+<p>The <span class="smcap">Tower</span>! what memories are
+called up by the name! How frowning
+are those black battlements, how
+strong those rugged walls, how massive
+those iron-spiked gates! Every
+stone is historical, and every era of
+its existence has been marked by the
+mightiest changes of men, monarchs,
+and times; then I see the fortress,
+the palace and the prison of kings!</p>
+
+<p>But, let me people those resounding
+arches, dim passages, and solemn
+subterraneans, with the past. Here,
+two thousand years ago, Julius Cæsar
+kept his military court, with Quæstors,
+Prefects, and Tribunes, for his secretaries
+of state; Centurions for his
+chamberlains; and Augurs for his
+bishops. On this bank of the stately
+river, on which no hovel had encroached,
+but which covered with its<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_733" id="Page_733">[733]</a></span>
+unpolluted stream half the landscape,
+and rolled in quiet majesty to
+meet the ocean; often stood the man,
+who was destined to teach the Republican
+rabble of Rome that they had a
+master. I leave antiquarians to settle
+the spot trodden by his iron sandal.
+I disdain the minute meddling of the
+men of <i>fibulæ</i> and <i>frustums</i> of pitchers.
+But I can see&mdash;"in my mind's eye,
+Horatio"&mdash;the stately Roman casting
+many an eager glance eastward, and
+asking himself, with an involuntary
+grasp of his hilt, and an unconscious
+curl of his lip, how long he was to
+suffer the haranguers of the populace,
+the pilferers of the public, the hirelings
+of Cinna and Sylla, and of every
+man who would hire them, the whole
+miry mass of reformers, leaguers, and
+cheap-bread men, to clap their wings
+like a flight of crows over the bleeding
+majesty of Rome.</p>
+
+<p>Then the chance sound of a trumpet,
+or the tread of a cohort along the
+distant rampart, would make him turn
+back his glance, and think of the
+twenty thousand first-rate soldiers
+whom a wave of his finger would
+move across the Channel, send
+through Gaul, sacking Lutetia, darting
+through the defiles of the Alps, and
+bringing him in triumph through the
+Janiculum, up to the temple of the
+Capitoline Jove. Glorious dreams, and
+gloriously realised! How vexatious
+is it that we cannot see the past, that
+we cannot fly back from the bustle of
+this blacksmith world, from the jargon
+of public life, and the tameness
+of private toil; into those majestic
+ages, when the world was as magnificent
+as a theatre; when nations
+were swallowed up in the shifting of
+a scene; when all were fifth acts, and
+when every catastrophe broke down
+an empire!</p>
+
+<p>But, what sounds are these? The
+steamer had shot along during my
+reverie, and was now passing a long
+line of low-built strong vessels, moored
+in the centre of the river. I looked
+round, and here was more than a
+dream of the past; here was the past
+itself&mdash;here was man in his primitive
+state, as he had issued from the forest,
+before a profane axe had cropped its
+brushwood. Here I saw perhaps five
+hundred of my fellow-beings, no more
+indebted to the frippery of civilisation
+than the court of Caractacus.&mdash;Bold
+figures, daring brows, Herculean
+shapes, naked to the waist, and with
+skins of the deepest bronze. Cast in
+metal, and fixed in a gallery, they
+would have made an incomparable
+rank and file of gladiatorial statues.</p>
+
+<p>The captain of the steamer explained
+the phenomenon. They were
+individuals, who, for want of a clear
+perception of the line to be drawn between
+<i>meum</i> and <i>tuum</i>, had been sent
+on this half-marine half-terrestrial
+service, to reinforce their morals.
+They were now serving their country,
+by digging sand and deepening the
+channel of the river. The scene of
+their patriotism was called the "hulks,"
+and the patriots themselves were
+technically designated felons.</p>
+
+<p>Before I could give another glance,
+we had shot along; and, to my surprise,
+I heard a chorus of their voices in the
+distance. I again applied to my Cicerone,
+who told me that all other
+efforts having failed to rectify their
+moral faculties; a missionary singing-master
+had been sent down among
+them, and was reported to be making
+great progress in their conversion.</p>
+
+<p>I listened to the sounds, as they followed
+on the breeze. I am not romantic;
+but I shall say no more.
+The novelty of this style of reformation
+struck me. I regarded it as one
+of the evidences of national advance.&mdash;My
+thoughts instinctively flowed
+into poetry.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Song For The Million.</span><br />
+
+<i>"Mirth, admit me of thy crew."</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Song, admit me of thy crew!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Minstrels, without shirt or shoe,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Geniuses with naked throats,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bare of pence, yet full of <i>notes</i>.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bards, before they've learn'd to write,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Issuing their notes at <i>sight</i>;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Notes, to tens of thousands mounting,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Careless of the Bank's discounting.<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_734" id="Page_734">[734]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">Leaving all the world behind,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">England, in thy march of Mind.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Now, the carter drives his cart,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whistling, as he goes, Mozart.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now, a shilling to a guinea,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dolly cook, <i>sol-fas</i> Rossini.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While the high-soul'd housemaid, Betty,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Twirls her mop to Donizetti.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or, the scullion scrubs her oven<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To thy Runic hymns, Beethoven.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All the sevants' hall combined,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">England, in thy march of Mind.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Now, may maidens of all ages<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Look unharm'd on pretty <i>pages</i>.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now, may paupers "<i>raise the wind</i>,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now, may <i>score</i> the great undined.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now, unblamed, may tender pairs<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Give themselves the tenderest <i>airs</i>.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now, may half-pay sons of Mars<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Look in freedom through their <i>bars</i>,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Though upon a <i>Bench</i> reclined,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">England, in thy march of Mind.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Soon we'll hear our "London cries"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dulcified to harmonies;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Mackerel sold in canzonets,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Milkmen "calling," in duets.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Postmen's bells no more shall bore us,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When their clappers ring in chorus.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ears no more shall start at, Dust O!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When the thing is done with <i>gusto</i>.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">E'en policemen grow refined,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">England, in thy march of Mind.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Song shall settle Church and State,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Song shall supersede debate.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Owlet Joe no more shall screech,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We shall make him sing his speech.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Even the Iron Duke's "sic volo"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shall be soften'd to a <i>solo</i>.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Discords then shall be disgrace,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Statesmen shall play <i>thorough base</i>;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whigs and Tories intertwined,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">England, in thy march of Mind.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Sailors, under canvass stiff,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now no more shall dread a <i>cliff</i>.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From Bombay to Coromandel,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Faqueers shall chorus Handel.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Arab sheik, and Persian maiden,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Simpering serenades from Haydn.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Crossing then the hemisphere,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Jonathan shall chant Auber,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All his love of pelf resign'd,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">England, to thy march of Mind.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p class="noind">&mdash;Still moving on, still passing multitudinous
+agglomerations of brick,
+mortar, stone, and iron, rather than
+houses.&mdash;Docks crowded with masts,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_735" id="Page_735">[735]</a></span>
+thicker than they ever grew in a
+pine forest, and echoing with the
+sounds of hammers, cranes, forges
+and enginery, making anchors for all
+the ships of ocean, rails for all the
+roads of earth, and chain-cables for a
+dozen generations to come. In front
+of one of those enormous forges,
+which, with its crowd of brawny
+hammerers glaring in the illumination
+of the furnace, gave me as complete a
+representation of the Cyclops and
+their cave, as any thing that can be
+seen short of the bowels of Ætna;
+stood a growing church, growing of
+iron; the walls were already half-way
+grown up. I saw them already pullulating
+into windows, a half-budded
+pulpit stood in the centre, and a
+Gothic arch was already beginning
+to spread like the foliage of a huge
+tree over the aisle. It was intended
+for one of the colonies, ten thousand
+miles off.</p>
+
+<p>As the steamer is not suffered in
+this part of the river to run down
+boats at the rate of more than five
+miles an hour; I had leisure to see the
+operation. While I gazed, the roof had
+<i>leaved</i>; and my parting glance showed
+me the whole on the point of flourishing
+among the handsomest specimens
+of civic architecture.</p>
+
+<p>In front of another forge stood a
+lighthouse; it was consigned to the
+West Indies. Three of its stone predecessors
+had been engulfed by
+earthquakes, a fourth had been swept
+off by a hurricane. This was of iron,
+and was to defy all the chances of
+time and the elements, by contract,
+for the next thousand years. It was
+an elegant structure, built on the
+plan of the "Tower of the Winds."
+Every square inch of its fabric, from
+the threshold to the vane, was iron!
+"What will mankind come to," said
+George Canning, "in fifty years
+hence? The present age is impudent
+enough, but I foresee that the next
+will be all <i>Irony</i> and <i>Raillery</i>."</p>
+
+<p>But all here is a scene of miracle.
+In our perverseness we laugh at our
+"Lady of Loretto," and pretend to
+doubt her house being carried from
+Jerusalem on the backs of angels.
+But what right have I to doubt, where
+so many millions are ready to take
+their oaths to the fact? What is it
+to us how many angels might be
+required for the operation? or how
+much their backs may have been
+galled in the carriage? The result is
+every thing. But here we have before
+our sceptical eyes the very same result.
+We have St Catherine's hospital, fifty
+times the size, transported half-a-dozen
+miles, and deposited in the
+Regent's Park. The Virgin came
+alone. The hospital came, with all
+its fellows, their matrons, and their
+master. The virgin-house left only a
+solitary excavation in a hillside. The
+hospital left a mighty dock, filled
+with a fleet that would have astonished
+Tyre and Sidon, buildings
+worthy of Babylon, and a population
+that would have sacked Persepolis.</p>
+
+<p>But, what is this strangely shaped
+vessel, which lies anchored stem and
+stern in the centre of the stream, and
+bearing a flag covered over with characters
+which as we pass look like hieroglyphics?
+The barge which marks
+the Tunnel. We are now moving
+above the World's Wonder! A thousand
+men, women, and children, have
+marched under that barge's keel since
+morning; lamps are burning fifty feet
+under water, human beings are breathing,
+where nothing but the bones of a
+mammoth ever lay before, and check-takers
+are rattling pence, where the
+sound of coin was never heard since
+the days of the original Chaos.</p>
+
+<p>What a field for theory! What
+a subject for a fashionable Lecturer!
+What a topic for the gossipry of itinerant
+science, telling us (on its own
+infallible authority) how the globe
+has been patched up for us, the degenerated
+and late-born sons of Adam!
+How glowingly might their fancy lucubrate
+on the history of the prior
+and primitive races which may now
+be perforating the interior strata of
+the globe&mdash;working by their own gas-light,
+manufacturing their own metals,
+and, from their want of the Davy-lamp,
+(and of an Act of Parliament,
+to make it burn,) producing those
+explosions which <i>we</i> call earthquakes,
+while our volcanoes are merely the
+tops of their chimneys!</p>
+
+<p>I gave the Tunnel a parting aspiration&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_736" id="Page_736">[736]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">The Tunnel.</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Genii of the Diving-bell!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sing Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whether ye parboil in steam,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whether float in lightning's beam,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whether in the Champs Elysés<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dance ye, like Carlotta Grisi.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Take your trumps, the fame to swell,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Phantoms of the fiery crown!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Plunged ten thousand fathoms down<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In the deep Pacific's wave,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In the Ocean's central cave,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where the infant earthquakes sleep,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where the young tornadoes creep.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Chant the praise, where'er ye dwell,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">What, if Green's Nassau balloon<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Ere its voyage to the moon)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twixt Vauxhall and Stepney plies,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Straining London's million eyes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dropping on the breezes bland,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Good for gazers,) bags of sand;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Green's a blacksmith to a belle,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Great magician of the Tunnel!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Earth bows down before thy funnel,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Darting on through swamp and crag,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Faster than a Gaul can brag;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All Newmarket's tip-top speed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To thy stud is broken-knee'd;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Zephyr spavin'd, lightning slow,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To thy fiery rush below.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Ships no more shall trust to sails,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Boats no more be swamp'd by whales,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sailors sink no more in barks,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Built by contract with the sharks,)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Though the tempest o'er us roar;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Flying through thy Tunnel's bore,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What care we for mount or main,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What can stop the Monster-Train?<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">There let Murchison and Lyell<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of our Tunnel make the trial.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We shall make them cross the Line,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Fifty miles below the brine&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Leaving blockheads to discuss<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Paving-stones with Swiss or Russ,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or in some Cathedral stall,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Still to play their cup and ball.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">What, if rushes the Great Western<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rapid as a racer's pastern,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">At each paddle's thundering stroke,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Blackening hemispheres with smoke,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_737" id="Page_737">[737]</a></span>Bouncing like a soda-cork;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Raising consols in New York,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">E'er the lie has time to cool,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Forged in bustling Liverpool.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Yet, a river to a runnel,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To the steamer is the Tunnel;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Screw and sail alike shall lag,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To the "Rumour" in thy bag.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While <i>she</i> puffs to make the land,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thou shalt have the Stock in hand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Smashing bill-broker and banker<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Days, before she drops her anchor.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then, if England has a foe,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We shall rout him from below.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Through our Ocean tunnel's arch,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shall the bold battalions march,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Piled upon our flying waggons,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Spouting fire and smoke like dragons;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sweeping on, like shooting-stars,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Guardsmen, rifles, and hussars.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We shall <i>tunnelize</i> the Poles,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bringing down the cost of coals;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Making Yankees sell their ice<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">At a Christian sort of price;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Making China's long-tail'd Khan<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sell his Congo as he can,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In our world of fire and shade,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Carrying on earth's grand "Free Trade."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We shall bore the broad Atlantic,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Making every grampus frantic;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Killing Jonathan with spite,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As the Train shoots up to light.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Mexico her hands shall clap,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Tahiti throw up her cap,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till the globe one shout shall swell<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>But this scene is memorable for
+more ancient recollections. It was in
+this spot, that once, every master of
+a merchant ship took off his hat in
+reverence to the <i>genius loci</i>; but never
+dared to drop his anchor. It was
+named the Pool, from the multitude
+of wrecks which had occurred there
+in the most mysterious manner; until
+it was ascertained that it was the
+chief resort of the mermen and mermaids,
+who originally haunted the
+depths of the sylvan Thamesis.</p>
+
+<p>There annually, from ages long before
+the Olympiads, the youths and
+maidens came, to fling garlands into
+the stream, and inquire the time proper
+for matrimony. It was from one
+of their chants, that John Milton
+borrowed his pretty hymn to the presiding
+nymph&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">"Listen, where thou art sitting,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Under the glassy, cool, translucent wave,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In twisted braids of lilies knitting<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The loose trains of thy amber-dropping hair.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Listen, for dear honour's sake,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Goddess of the Silver Lake,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Listen and save!"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_738" id="Page_738">[738]</a></span></p>
+<p>On the coast of Norway there is
+another Pool, entitled the Maelstrom,
+where ships used to disappear, no
+one knew why. But the manner was
+different; they no sooner touched the
+edge of the prohibited spot than they
+were swept with the fury of a hurricane
+into the centre, where they no
+sooner arrived than they were pulled
+down, shattered into a thousand fragments,
+and never heard of more.
+This was evidently the work of the
+mermen, who however, being of Northern
+breed, had, like the usual generation
+of that wild and winterly region,
+tempers of indigenous ferocity. But
+the tenants of the Thames, inheriting
+the softer temper of their clime, were
+gentler in their style of administering
+justice, which they administered effectually,
+notwithstanding. Every unlucky
+vessel which stopped upon the
+exclusive spot, quietly sank. The
+operation regularly took place in the
+night. By morning the only remnant
+of its existence was discoverable
+among the huts along the shore, exhibiting
+foreign silks, Dutch drams,
+French brandy, and other forbidden
+articles, which, somehow or other, had
+escaped from the bosom of the deep.</p>
+
+<p>The legend goes on to say, that
+from those fatalities the place was
+cautiously avoided, until, about a
+hundred and fifty years ago, one fine
+evening in May, a large merchantman
+came in full sail up the river, and
+dropped her anchor exactly in the
+spot of peril. All the people of the
+shore were astounded at this act of
+presumption, and numberless boats
+put off to acquaint the skipper with his
+danger. But, as the legend tells, "he
+was a bold vain man, with a huge
+swaggering sword at his side, a purse
+in his girdle, and a pipe in his mouth.
+Upon hearing of the aforesaid tale,
+he scoffed greatly, saying, in most
+wicked and daring language, that he
+had came from the East Indian possessions
+of the Dutch republic, where
+he had seen jugglers and necromancers
+of all kinds; but he defied them all,
+and cared not the lighting of his meerscham
+for all the mermaids under the
+salt seas." Upon the hearing of
+which desperate speech all the bystanders
+took to their boats, fearing
+that the good ship would be plucked
+to the bottom of the river without
+delay.</p>
+
+<p>But at morning dawn the good ship
+still was there, to the surprise of
+all. However, the captain was to have
+a warning. As he was looking over
+the stern, and laughing at the story,
+the steersman saw him suddenly turn
+pale and fix his eyes upon the water,
+then running by at the rate of about
+five knots. The crew hurried forward,
+and lo and behold! there arose close to
+the ship a merman, a very respectable-looking
+person, in Sunday clothes and
+with his hair powdered, who desired
+the captain to carry his vessel from
+the place, because "his anchor had
+dropt exactly against his hall door,
+and prevented his family from going
+to church."</p>
+
+<p>The whole history is well known
+at Deptford, Rotherhithe, and places
+adjacent; and it finishes, by saying,
+that the captain, scoffing at the request,
+the merman took his leave with
+an angry expression on his countenance,
+a storm came on in the night,
+and nothing of captain, crew, or ship,
+as ever heard of more.</p>
+
+<p>But the spot is boundless in legendary
+lore. A prediction which had
+for centuries puzzled all the readers
+of Mother Shipton, was delivered by
+her in the small dwelling whose ruins
+are still visible on the Wapping shore.
+The prophecy was as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Eighteene hundred thirty-five,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which of us shall be alive?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many a king shall ende his reign;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many a knave his ende shall gain;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many a statesman be in trouble;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many a scheme the worlde shall bubble;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many a man shall selle his vote;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many a man shall turne his coat.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Righte be wronge, and wronge be righte,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By Westminster's candle-lighte.<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_739" id="Page_739">[739]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">But, when from the top of Bow<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shall the dragon stoop full low.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When from church of holy Paul<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shall come down both crosse and ball.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When all men shall see them meete<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">On the land, yet by the Fleet.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When below the Thamis bed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shall be seen the furnace red;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When its bottom shall drop out,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Making hundreds swim about,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where a fishe had never swum,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then shall doleful tidings come.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Flood and famine, woe and taxe,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Melting England's strength like waxe;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till she fights both France and Spain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then shall all be well again!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>I shall have an infinite respect for
+Mother Shipton in future. All was
+amply verified. The repairs of St
+Paul's, in the year stated, required that
+the cross and ball should be taken
+down, which was done accordingly.
+Bow Church, whose bells are supposed
+to thrill the <i>intima præcordia</i> of every
+Londoner's memory in every part of
+the globe, happening to be in the
+same condition, the dragon on the
+spire was also taken down, and cross,
+ball, and dragon, were sent to a
+coppersmith's, in Ludgate Hill, beside
+the Fleet prison, where they were to
+be seen by all the wondering population,
+lying together. The third feature
+of the wisdom of Mother Shipton
+was fulfilled with equal exactitude.
+The Thames Tunnel had been pushed
+to the middle of the river's bed, when,
+coming to a loose portion of the clay,
+the roof fell in; the Thames burst
+through its own bottom, the Tunnel
+was instantly filled, and the workmen
+were forced to swim for their lives.
+The remainder of the oracle, partly
+present, is undeniable while we have
+an income tax, and the <i>finale</i> may be
+equally relied on, to the honour of the
+English Pythonness.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_740" id="Page_740">[740]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>RECENT ROYAL MARRIAGES.</h2>
+
+
+<p>At this dull season, the long
+vacation of legislators, when French
+deputies and English members, weary
+of bills and debates, motions and
+amendments, take their autumnal
+ramble, or range their well-stocked
+preserves, and when newspapers are
+at their wits' end for subjects of discussion,
+a topic like the Spanish marriages,
+intrinsically so important, in
+arrival so opportune, has naturally
+monopolised the attention of the daily
+press. For some time previously, the
+English public had paid little attention
+to Spanish affairs. Men were weary
+of watching the constant changes,
+the shameless corruption, the scandalous
+intrigues, from which that
+unfortunate country and its unquiet
+population have so long suffered;
+they had ceased in great measure
+to follow the thread of Peninsular
+politics. The arbitrary and unconstitutional
+influences employed at the
+last elections, and the tyranny exercised
+towards the press, deprived
+foreigners of the most important data
+whence to judge the real state of
+public feeling and opinion south of
+the Pyrenees. The debates of Cortes
+elected under circumstances of flagrant
+intimidation, and whose members,
+almost to a man, were creatures of a
+<i>Camarilla</i>, were no guide to the sentiments
+of a nation: journalists, sorely
+persecuted, writing in terror of bayonets,
+in peril of ruinous fine and
+arbitrary imprisonment, dared not
+speak the voice of truth, and feared
+to echo the wishes and indignation of
+the vast but soldier-ridden majority
+of their countrymen. Thus, without
+free papers or fair debates to guide
+them, foreigners could attain but an
+imperfect perception of the state of
+Spanish affairs. The view obtained
+was vague&mdash;the outline faint and
+broken&mdash;details were wanting. Hence
+the Spanish marriages, although so
+much has been written about them,
+have in England been but partially
+understood. Much indignation and
+censure have been expended upon
+those who achieved them; many conjectures
+have been hazarded as to
+their proximate and remote consequences;
+but one very curious point
+has barely been glanced at. Scarcely
+an attempt has been made to investigate
+the singular state of parties, and
+strange concurrence of circumstances,
+that have enabled a few score persons
+to overbalance the will of a nation.
+How is it that a people, once so great
+and powerful, still so easy to rouse,
+and jealous of its independence, has
+suffered itself to be fooled by an
+abandoned Italian woman, and a wily
+and unscrupulous foreign potentate&mdash;by
+a corrupt <i>Camarilla</i>, and a party
+that is but a name? How is it that
+Spain has thus unresistingly beheld
+the consummation of an alliance so
+odious to her children, and against
+which, from Portugal to the Mediterranean,
+from Gibraltar's straits to
+Cantabria's coast, but one opinion is
+held, but one voice heard&mdash;a voice of
+reprobation and aggrieved nationality?</p>
+
+<p>Yes, within the last few weeks,
+wondering Europe has witnessed a
+strange spectacle. A queen and her
+sister, children in years and understanding,
+have been wedded&mdash;the
+former completely against her inclinations,
+the latter in direct opposition
+to the wishes and interests of her
+country, and in defiance of stern
+remonstrance and angry protest from
+allied and powerful states&mdash;to most
+unsuitable bridegrooms. The queen,
+Isabella of Spain, has, it is true, a
+Spaniard for her husband; and him,
+therefore, her jealous and suspicious
+subjects tolerate, though they cannot
+approve. Feeble and undecided of
+character, unstable in his political
+opinions&mdash;if, indeed, political opinions
+he have other than are supplied to
+him, ready formed, by insidious and
+unworthy advisers&mdash;Don Francisco
+de Assis is the last man to sit on
+the right hand of a youthful queen,
+governing an unsettled country and a
+restless people, to inspire her with
+energy and assist her with wise counsels.
+It redounds little to the honour
+of the name of Bourbon, that if it
+was essential the Queen should marry
+a member of that house, her present
+husband was, with perhaps one exception,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_741" id="Page_741">[741]</a></span>
+as eligible a candidate as could
+be selected. That marriage decided
+upon, however, it became doubly
+important to secure for the Infanta
+Luisa&mdash;the future Queen of Spain
+should her sister die without issue&mdash;a
+husband in all respects desirable; and,
+above all, one agreeable to the Spanish
+nation. Has this been done? What
+advantages does the husband of the
+girl of fourteen, of the heir-presumptive
+to the Spanish crown, bring to
+Spain, in exchange for the rich dowery
+of his child-bride&mdash;for the chance, not
+to say the probability, of being a
+queen's husband&mdash;and for an immense
+accession of influence to his dynasty
+in the country where that dynasty
+most covets it? The advantages are
+all of a negative kind. By that marriage,
+Spain, delivered over to French
+intrigues, exposed to the machinations
+and vampire-like endearments of an
+ancient and hereditary foe, becomes
+<i>de facto</i> a vassal to her puissant
+neighbour.</p>
+
+<p>The question of the Queen of Spain's
+marriage was first mooted within a
+very few days after her birth. In
+the spring of 1830, Queen Christina
+found herself with child for the first
+time; and her husband, Ferdinand
+VII., amongst whose many bad and
+unkingly qualities want of foresight
+could not be reckoned, published the
+Pragmatic Sanction that secured the
+crown to his offspring should it prove
+a girl. A girl it was; and scarcely
+had the infant been baptised, when
+her father began to think of a husband
+for her. "She shall be married," he
+said, "to a son of my brother Francisco."
+By and by Christina bore
+a second daughter, and then the King
+said&mdash;"They shall be married to the
+two eldest sons of my brother Francisco."</p>
+
+<p>Ferdinand died; and, as he had
+often predicted&mdash;comparing himself
+to the cork of a bottle of beer, which
+restrains the fermented liquor&mdash;at his
+death civil war broke out. Isabella
+was still an infant; the first thing to
+be done was to secure her the crown;
+and for the time, naturally enough,
+few thought about her marriage.
+Queen Christina was an exception.
+She apparently remembered and respected
+her husband's wishes; and in
+her conversations and correspondence
+with her sister, Luisa Carlota, wife of
+the Infante Don Francisco de Paulo,
+she frequently referred to them, and
+expressed a strong desire for their
+fulfilment. In the month of June of
+the present year, a Madrid newspaper,
+the <i>Clamor Publico</i>, published
+a letter of hers, written most strongly
+in that sense. It bears date the 23d
+of January 1836, and is the reply to
+one from Doña Luisa Carlota, in
+which reference was made to conversations
+between the two sisters and
+Ferdinand, respecting the marriage of
+his daughters to the sons of Don
+Francisco. "The idea has always
+flattered my heart," Christina wrote,
+"and I would fain see its realisation
+near at hand; for it was the wish and
+will of the beloved Ferdinand, which
+I will ever strive to fulfil in all that
+depends on me. * * * Besides
+which, I believe that the national representation,
+far from opposing, will
+approve these marriages, as advantageous
+not only to our family, but to
+the nation itself, your sons being
+Spanish princes. I will not fail to
+propose it when the moment arrives."
+Notwithstanding these fair promises,
+and her respect for the wishes of
+Ferdinand the well-beloved, we find
+Christina, less than two years later,
+negotiating for her royal daughter a
+very different alliance. Irritated, on
+the one hand, against the Liberal
+party, to whose demands she had
+been compelled to yield; and alarmed,
+upon the other, at the progress of the
+Carlist armies, which were marching
+upon Madrid, then defended only by
+the national guards, she treated with
+Don Carlos for a marriage between
+the Queen and his eldest son. The
+Carlists were driven back to their
+mountain strongholds, and, the pressing
+danger over&mdash;although the war
+still continued with great fury&mdash;that
+project of alliance was shelved, and
+another, a very important one, broached.
+It was proposed to marry the
+Queen of Spain to an archduke of
+Austria, who should command the
+Spanish army, and to whom Christina
+expressed herself willing to give a
+share of the Regency, or even to yield
+it entirely. This was the motive of
+the mission of Zea Bermudez to Vienna.
+That envoy stipulated, as an
+indispensable condition of the success<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_742" id="Page_742">[742]</a></span>
+of his negotiations, that they should
+be kept a profound secret from the
+King of the French. The condition
+was not observed. Christina herself,
+it is said, unable to keep any thing
+from her dear uncle, told him all, and
+Bermudez had to leave Vienna almost
+before the matter in hand had been
+entered upon. Thereupon the queen-mother
+reverted to the marriage with
+a son of Don Carlos. The Conde de
+Toreno, for a moment weak enough
+to enter into her views, endeavoured
+to prepare the public for their disclosure,
+by announcing in the Cortes,
+that wars like the one then devastating
+Spain could only be terminated by
+a compromise&mdash;meaning a marriage.
+The Cortes thought differently, and,
+by other means, the war was brought
+to a close.</p>
+
+<p>The year 1840 witnessed the expulsion
+of Christina from Spain, and the
+appointment of Espartero to the Regency.
+During his three years' sway,
+that general refused to make or meddle
+in any way with the Queen's marriage.
+He said, that as she was not
+to marry till her majority, and as
+he should then no longer be Regent,
+his government had no occasion to
+busy itself with the matter. The
+friends of Spain have reason to wish
+that the Duke de la Victoria had
+shown himself less unassuming and
+reserved with respect to that most
+important question. Whilst it was
+thus temporarily lost sight of at
+Madrid, the queen-mother, in her retirement
+at Paris, took counsel with
+the most wily and far-sighted sovereign
+of Europe, and from that time
+must doubtless be dated the plans
+which Christina and Louis Philippe
+have at last so victoriously carried
+out. They had each their own interests
+in view&mdash;their own objects to
+accomplish&mdash;and it so chanced that
+those interests and objects were easily
+made to coincide. Concerning those
+of Christina, we shall presently speak
+at some length; those of the French
+king are now so notorious, that it is
+unnecessary to do more than glance
+at them. His first plan&mdash;a bold one,
+certainly&mdash;was to marry the Queen of
+Spain to the Duke d'Aumale. To
+this, Christina did not object. Her
+affection for her daughter&mdash;since then
+grievously diminished&mdash;prompted her
+to approve the match. The duke was
+a fine young man, and very rich. To
+a tender mother&mdash;which she claimed
+to be&mdash;the temptation was great.
+Doubtless, also, she received from
+Louis Philippe, as price of her concurrence,
+an assurance that certain
+private views and arrangements of
+her own should not to be interfered
+with&mdash;certain guardianship accounts
+and unworthy peculations not too
+curiously investigated. Of this, more
+hereafter. The result of the intrigues
+and negotiations between the Tuileries
+and the Hotel de Courcelles, was
+the diplomatic mission of M. Pageot,
+who was sent to London and to the
+principal continental courts, to announce,
+on the part of the King of
+the French, that, considering himself
+the chief of the Bourbon family, he
+felt called upon to declare that, according
+to the spirit of the treaty of
+Utrecht, the Queen of Spain could
+marry none but a Bourbon prince.
+The success of this first move, intended
+as a feeler to see how far he
+could venture to put forward a son of
+his own, was not such as to flatter the
+wishes of the French monarch. The
+reply of the British government was,
+that, according to the constitution of
+Spain, the Cortes must decide who
+was to be the Queen's husband and
+that he whom the Cortes should select,
+would, for England, be the legitimate
+aspirant. Without being so
+liberal in tone, the answers given by
+the cabinets of Vienna and Berlin
+were not more satisfactory; and the
+spleen of the French king manifested
+itself by the mouth of M. Guizot, who,
+with less than his usual prudence,
+went so far as to menace Spain with
+a war, if the Queen married any but
+a Bourbon. This occurred in March
+1843.</p>
+
+<p>In the following June, Espartero,
+in his turn, was driven from power
+and from his country. Well known
+as it was, that French man&oelig;uvres and
+French gold had, by deluding the
+nation, and corrupting the army,
+powerfully contributed to the overthrow
+of the only conscientious and
+constitutional ruler with whom Spain
+had for a long period been blessed, it
+was expected that Christina and her
+friends would do their utmost to bring
+about the immediate marriage of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_743" id="Page_743">[743]</a></span>
+Queen and the Duke d'Aumale. Then
+occurred the long projected and much
+talked of visit of Queen Victoria to the
+castle of Eu, where the question of Isabella's
+marriage was made the subject
+of a conference between the sovereigns
+of France and England, assisted
+by their ministers for foreign affairs,
+M. Guizot and Lord Aberdeen. It was
+shortly afterwards known that the
+King of the French had given the
+most satisfactory pledges, which were
+communicated to the principal foreign
+courts, that he not only would not
+strive to effect a marriage between the
+Queen of Spain and a son of his, but
+that he would positively refuse his
+consent to any such union. Further
+that if a marriage should be arranged
+between the Duke of Montpensier and
+the Infanta Luisa, it should not take
+place till Isabella was married and
+had issue. As an equivalent to these
+concessions, the English minister for
+foreign affairs had to declare, that
+without entering into an examination
+of the Treaty of Utrecht, or recognising
+any right contrary to the complete
+independence of the Spanish
+nation, it was desirable that the
+Queen should wed a descendant of
+Philip the Fifth, provided always such
+marriage was brought about conformably
+with the rules prescribed by
+the constitution of Spain.</p>
+
+<p>Compelled to abandon the design
+of marrying Isabella to a French
+prince, Louis Philippe, like a wary
+and prudent general, applied himself
+to improve the next best position, to
+which he had fallen back, and where
+he determined to maintain himself.
+Aumale could not have the Queen,
+but Montpensier should have the
+Infanta; and the aim must now be to
+increase the value of prize No. 2, by
+throwing prize No. 1 into the least
+worthy hands possible. In other
+words, the Queen must be married to
+the most incapable and uninfluential
+blockhead, who, being of Bourbon
+blood, could possibly be foisted upon
+her and the Spanish nation. To this
+end Count Trapani was pitched upon;
+and the first Narvaez ministry&mdash;including
+Señor Pedal and other birds
+of the same disreputable feather&mdash;which
+succeeded the one presided
+over by that indecent charlatan
+Gonzales Bravo, did all in its power
+to forward the pretensions of the
+Neapolitan prince, and accomplish his
+marriage with the Queen. To this
+end it was absolutely necessary to
+dispense with the approbation of the
+Cortes, required by the constitution.
+For although those Cortes had been
+chosen without the concurrence of the
+Progresista party&mdash;whose chiefs were
+all in exile, in prison, or prevented by
+the grossest intimidation from voting
+at the elections&mdash;on the question of
+the Trapani marriage they were found
+indocile. This profound contempt
+and marked antipathy with which
+Spaniards view whatever comes from
+Naples, and the offence given to the
+national dignity by the evident fact,
+that this candidate was imposed upon
+the country by the French government,
+convinced the latter, and that
+of Spain, which was its instrument,
+that even the Cortes they themselves
+had picked and chosen, lacked baseness
+or courage to consent to the
+Trapani alliance. Then was resolved
+upon and effected the constitutional
+<span class="smcap">Reform</span>, suppressing the article that
+required the approbation of the
+Cortes, and replacing it by another,
+which only rendered it compulsory to
+<i>announce</i> to them the husband chosen
+by the Queen. But the man&oelig;uvres
+of France were too clumsy and palpable.
+It was known that Christina
+had promised the hand of the Infanta
+to the Duke of Montpensier; Louis
+Philippe's object in backing Trapani
+was easily seen through; and so
+furious was the excitement of the
+public mind throughout Spain, so
+alarming the indications of popular
+exasperation, that the unlucky Neapolitan
+candidate was finally thrown
+overboard.</p>
+
+<p>Here we must retrace our steps, and
+consider Queen Christina's motives in
+sacrificing what remained to her of
+prestige and popularity in her adopted
+country, to assist, through thick and
+thin, by deceit, subterfuge, and
+treachery, the ambitious and encroaching
+views of her French uncle.
+There was a time&mdash;it is now long
+past&mdash;when no name was more loved
+and respected by the whole Spanish
+nation, excluding of course the Carlist
+party, than that of Maria Christina
+de Borbon. She so frankly
+identified herself with the country in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_744" id="Page_744">[744]</a></span>
+which marriage fixed her lot, that in
+becoming a Spanish queen she had
+apparently become a Spanish woman;
+and, in spite of her Neapolitan birth,
+she speedily conquered the good-will
+of her subjects. Thousands of political
+exiles, restored to home and
+family by amnesties of her promotion,
+invoked blessings on her head: the
+great majority of the nation, anxious
+to see Spain governed mildly and constitutionally,
+not despotically and
+tyrannically, hailed in her the good
+genius who was to accord them their
+desires. Her real character was not
+yet seen through; with true Bourbon
+dissimulation she knew how to veil
+her vices. She had the credit also of
+being a tender and unselfish parent,
+ever ready to sacrifice herself to the
+interests of her children. Her egotism
+was as yet unsuspected, her avarice
+dormant, her sensuality unrevealed;
+and none then dreamed that a day
+would come, when, impelled by the
+meanest and most selfish motives, she
+would urge her weeping daughter into
+the arms of a detested and incompetent
+bridegroom.</p>
+
+<p>By her <i>liaison</i> with Muñoz, the first
+blow was given to Christina's character
+and popularity. This scandalous
+amour with the son of a cigar-seller at
+Tarançon, a coarse and ignorant man,
+whose sole recommendations were
+physical, and who, when first noticed
+by the queen, occupied the humble
+post of a private garde-de-corps, commenced,
+in the belief of many, previously
+to the death of Ferdinand.
+Be that true or not, it is certain that
+towards the close of the king's life,
+when he was helpless and worn out
+by disease, the result of his reckless
+debaucheries, she sought the society
+of the stalwart lifeguardsman, and
+distinguished him by marks of favour.
+It was said to be through her interest
+that he was promoted to the rank of
+cadet in the body-guard, which gave
+him that of captain in the army.
+Ferdinand died, and her intrigue was
+speedily manifest, to the disgust and
+grief of her subjects. In time of peace
+her degrading devotion to a low-born
+paramour would doubtless have called
+forth strong marks of popular indignation;
+but the anxieties and horrors
+of a sanguinary civil war engrossed
+the public attention, and secured her
+a partial impunity. As it was, her
+misconduct was sufficiently detrimental
+to her daughter's cause. The
+Carlists taunted their opponents with
+serving under the banner of a wanton;
+and the Liberals, on their part,
+could not but feel that their infant
+queen was in no good school or safe
+keeping.</p>
+
+<p>The private fortune of Ferdinand
+the Seventh was well known to be
+prodigious. Its sources were not
+difficult to trace. An absolute monarch,
+without a civil list, when he
+wished for money he had but to draw
+upon the public revenue for any funds
+the treasury might contain. Of this
+power he made no sparing use. Then
+there was the immense income derived
+from the Patrimonia Real, or
+Royal Patrimony, vast possessions
+which descend from one King of Spain
+to another, for their use and benefit
+so long as they occupy the throne.
+The whole of the town of Aranjuez,
+the estates attached to the Pardo,
+La Granja, the Escurial, and other
+palaces, form only a portion of this
+magnificent property, yielding an
+enormous annual sum. Add to these
+sources of wealth, property obtained
+by inheritance, his gains in a nefariously
+conducted lottery, and other
+underhand and illicit profits, and it
+is easy to comprehend that Ferdinand
+died the richest capitalist in Europe.
+The amount of his savings could but
+be guessed at. By some they were
+estimated at the incredibly large sum
+of eight millions sterling. But no
+one could tell exactly, owing to the
+manner in which the money was invested.
+It was dispersed in the hands
+of various European bankers; also in
+those of certain American ones, by
+whose failure great loss was sustained.
+No trifling sum was represented
+by diamonds and jewels. It
+was hardly to be supposed that the
+prudent owner of all this wealth
+would die intestate, and there is
+scarcely a doubt that he left a will.
+To the universal astonishment, however,
+upon his decease, none was
+forthcoming, and his wole property
+was declared at sixty millions of
+francs, which, according to the Spanish
+law, was divided between his
+daughters. No one was at a loss to
+conjecture what became of the large<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_745" id="Page_745">[745]</a></span>
+residue there unquestionably was. It
+was well understood, and her subsequent
+conduct confirmed the belief,
+that the lion's share of the royal
+spoils was appropriated by the young
+widow, whose grief for the loss of the
+beloved Ferdinand was not so violent
+and engrossing as to make her
+lose sight of the main chance. After
+so glorious a haul, it might have been
+expected that she would hold her
+hand, and rest contented with the
+pleasing consciousness, that should she
+ever be induced or compelled to leave
+Spain, she had wherewithal to live
+in queenly splendour and luxury. But
+her thirst of wealth is not of those
+that can be assuaged even by rivers
+of gold. Though the bed of the
+Manzanares were of the yellow metal,
+and she had the monopoly of its sands,
+the mine would be all insufficient
+to satiate her avarice. After appropriating
+her children's inheritance, she
+applied herself to increase her store
+by a systematic pillage of the Queen
+of Spain's revenues. As Isabella's
+guardian, the income derived from the
+Patrimonio Real passed through her
+hands, to which the gold adhered like
+steel-dust to a loadstone. Whilst the
+nation strained each nerve, and submitted
+to the severest sacrifices, to
+meet the expenses of a costly war&mdash;whilst
+the army was barefoot and
+hungered, but still stanch in defence
+of the throne of Isabella&mdash;Christina,
+with her mouth full of patriotism and
+love of Spain, remitted to foreign capitalists
+the rich fruits of her peculations,
+provision for the rainy day
+which came sooner than she anticipated,
+future fortunes for Muñoz's
+children. The natural effect of her
+disreputable intrigue or second marriage,
+whichever it at that time was
+to be called, was to weaken her affection
+for her royal daughters, especially
+when she found a second and
+numerous family springing up around
+her. To her anxiety for this second
+family, and to the influence of Muñoz,
+may be traced her adherence to the
+King of the French, and the cruel and
+unmotherly part she has recently
+acted towards the Queen of Spain.</p>
+
+<p>Previously to Christina's expulsion
+from the Regency in the year 1840,
+little was seen or known of her children
+by Muñoz. During her three
+years' residence at Paris, a similar
+silence and mystery was observed
+respecting them, and they lived retired
+in a country-house near Vevay,
+upon the Lake of Geneva, whither
+those born in the French capital were
+also dispatched. This prudent reserve
+is now at an end, and the grandchildren
+of the Tarançon tobacconist
+sit around, almost on a level with,
+the throne of the Spanish Queen.
+Titles are showered upon them, cringing
+courtiers wait upon their nod, and
+the once proud and powerful grandees
+of Spain, descendants of the haughty
+warriors who drove the Saracens from
+Iberian soil, and stood covered in the
+presence of the Fifth Charles, adulate
+the illegitimate progeny of a Muñoz
+and a Christina. Subtile have been
+the calculations, countless the intrigues,
+shameful the misdeeds that
+have led to this result, so much
+desired by parents of the ennobled
+bastards, so undesirable for the honour
+and dignity of Spain. It is
+obvious that, with the immense
+wealth, whose acquisition has been
+already explained, Christina would
+have had no difficulty in portioning off
+her half-score children, and enabling
+them to live rich and independent in
+a foreign county. But this arrangement
+did not suit her views; still
+less did it accord with those of the
+Duke of Rianzares. He founded his
+objections upon a patriotic pretext.
+He wished his children, he said, to be
+Spanish citizens, not aliens&mdash;to hold
+property in their own country&mdash;to
+live respected in Spain, and not as
+exiles in a foreign land. It may be
+supposed there was no obstacle to
+their so doing, and that in Spain, as
+elsewhere, they could reckon at least
+upon that amount of ease and consideration
+which money can give. But
+here came the sticking-point, the
+grand difficulty, only to be got over
+by grand means and great ingenuity.
+Christina had been the guardian of
+the Queen and Infanta during their
+long minority: guardians, upon the
+expiration of their trust, are expected
+to render accounts; and this the mother
+of Isabel was wholly unprepared
+to do, in such a manner as would
+enable her to retain the plunder accumulated
+during the period of her
+guardianship. She had certainly the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_746" id="Page_746">[746]</a></span>
+option of declining to render any&mdash;of
+taking herself and her wealth, her
+husband and her children, out of
+Spain, and of living luxuriously elsewhere.
+But it has already been seen,
+that neither she nor Muñoz liked the
+prospect of such banishment, however
+magnificent and numerous the appliances
+brought by wealth to render it
+endurable. What, then, was to be
+done? It was quite positive that the
+husbands of the Queen and Infanta
+would demand accounts of their wives'
+fortune and of its management during
+their minority. How were their
+demands to be met&mdash;how such difficulties
+got over? It was hard to say.
+The position resembled what the Yankees
+call a "fix." The cruel choice
+lay between a compulsary disgorgement
+of an amount of ill-gotten gold,
+such as no moral emetic could ever
+have induced Christina to render up,
+and the abandonment of Muñoz's
+darling project of making himself and
+his children lords of the soil in their
+native land. The only chance of an
+exit from this circle of difficulties, was
+to be obtained by uniting the Queen
+and her sister to men so weak and
+imbecile, or so under the dominion
+and influence of Christina, that they
+would let bygones be bygones, take
+what they could get and be grateful,
+without troubling themselves about
+accounts, or claiming arrears. To
+find two such men, who should also
+possess the various qualifications essential
+to the husbands of a Queen
+and Infanta of Spain, certainly appeared
+no easy matter&mdash;to say nothing
+of the odious selfishness and sin
+of thus sacrificing two defenceless and
+inexperienced children. But Christina's
+scruples were few; and, as to
+difficulties, her resolution rose as they
+increased. Had she not also a wise
+and willing counsellor in the most
+cunning man in Europe? Was not
+her dear uncle and gossip at hand to
+quiet her qualms of conscience, if by
+such she was tormented, and to demonstrate
+the feasibility&mdash;nay, more,
+the propriety of her schemes? To
+him she resorted in her hour of need,
+and with him she soon came to an
+understanding. He met her half-way,
+with a bland smile and words of promise.
+"Marry one of your daughters,"
+was his sage and disinterested
+advice, "to a son of mine, and be
+sure that my boys are too well bred
+to pry into your little economics. We
+should prefer the Queen; but, if it
+cannot be managed, we will take the
+Infanta. Isabella shall be given to
+some good quiet fellow, not over clever,
+who will respect you far too much to
+dream of asking for accounts. Of
+time we have plenty; be stanch to
+me, and all shall go well." What
+wonder if from the day this happy
+understanding, this real <i>entente cordiale</i>,
+was come to, Christina was the
+docile agent, the obedient tool, of her
+venerable confederate! No general
+in the jaws of a defile, with foes in
+front and rear, was ever more thankful
+to the guide who led him by
+stealthy paths from his pressing peril,
+than was the daughter of Naples to
+her wary adviser and potent ally.
+And how charming was the union of
+interest&mdash;how touching the unanimity
+of feeling&mdash;how beautifully did
+the one's ambition and the other's
+avarice dovetail and coincide! The
+King's gain was the Queen's profit:
+it was the slaughter with one pebble
+of two much-coveted birds, fat and
+savoury mouthfuls for the royal and
+politic fowlers.</p>
+
+<p>In the secret conclave at the Tuileries,
+"all now went merry as a marriage
+bell." In the ears of niece and
+uncle resounded, by anticipation, the
+joyous chimes that should usher in
+the Montpensier marriage, proclaim
+their triumph, drown the cries of
+rage of the Spanish nation, and the
+indignant murmurs of Europe;&mdash;not
+that the goal was so near, the prize
+so certain and easy of attainment.
+Much yet remained to do; a false step
+might be ruinous&mdash;over-precipitation
+ensure defeat. The King of the French
+was not the man to make the one, or
+be guilty of the other. With "slow
+and sure" for his motto, he patiently
+waited his opportunity. In due season,
+and greatly aided by French
+machinations, the downfall of the impracticable
+and incorruptible Espartero
+was effected. But the government
+of Spain was still in the hands
+of the Progresistas. For it will be
+remembered that the immediate cause
+of Espartero's fall was the opposition
+of a section of his own party, which,
+united now in their adversity, unfortunately<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_747" id="Page_747">[747]</a></span>
+tunately knew not, in the days of their
+power, how to abstain from internal
+dissensions. The Lopez ministry held
+the reins of government. It was essential
+to oust it. As a first step, a
+<i>Camarilla</i> was organised, composed of
+the brutal and violent Narvaez, the
+daring and disreputable Marchioness
+of Santa Cruz, and a few others of the
+same stamp, all ultra-Moderados in
+politics, and fervent partisans of
+Christina. So successfully did they
+use their backstairs influence, and
+wield their weapons of corruption and
+intrigue, that, within four months,
+and immediately after the accelerated
+declaration of the Queen's majority,
+Lopez and his colleagues resigned.
+Olozaga succeeded them; but he, too,
+was a Progresista and an upholder of
+Spanish nationality; there was no
+hope of his giving in to the plans of
+Christina the Afrancesada. Moreover,
+he was hated by the <i>Camarilla</i>,
+and especially detested by the Queen-mother,
+whose expulsion from Paris
+he had demanded when ambassador
+there from Espartero's government.
+She determined on a signal vengeance.
+The Palace Farce, that strange episode
+in the history of modern Spanish
+courts, must be fresh in every one's
+memory. An accusation, as malignant
+as absurd, was trumped up against
+Olozaga, of having used force, unmanly
+and disloyal violence, to compel
+Isabella to sign a decree for the dissolution
+of the Cortes. No one really
+believed the ridiculous tale, or that
+Salustiano de Olozaga, the high-bred
+gentleman, the uniformly respectful
+subject, could have afforded by his
+conduct the shadow of a ground for
+the base charge. Subsequently, in
+the Cortes, he nobly faced his foes,
+and, with nervous and irresistible eloquence,
+hurled back the calumny in
+their teeth. But it had already served
+their turn. To beat a dog any stick
+will do; and the only care of the
+<i>Camarilla</i> was to select the one that
+would inflict the most poignant wound.
+Olozaga was hunted from the ministry,
+and sought, in flight, safety from the
+assassin's dagger. Those best informed
+entertained no doubt that his
+expulsion was intimately connected
+with the marriage question. With
+him the last of the Progresistas were
+got rid of, and all obstacles being removed,
+the Queen-mother returned to
+Madrid.</p>
+
+<p>Were the last crowning proof insufficient
+to carry conviction, it would
+be easy to adduce innumerable minor
+ones of Christina's heartless selfishness&mdash;of
+her disregard to the happiness,
+and even to the commonest
+comforts, of her royal daughter. We
+read in history of a child of France,
+the widow of an English king, who,
+when a refugee in the capital of her
+ancestors, lacked fuel in a French
+palace, and was fain to seek in bed
+the warmth of which the parsimony
+of a griping Italian minister denied
+her the fitting means. It is less
+generally known, that only six years
+ago, the inheritress of the throne of
+Ferdinand and Isabella was despoiled
+of the commonest necessaries of life
+by her own mother, a countrywoman
+of the miserly cardinal at whose
+hands Henrietta of England experienced
+such shameful neglect. When
+Christina quitted Spain in 1840, she
+not only carried off an enormous
+amount of national property, including
+the crown jewels, but also her daughter's
+own ornaments; and, at the same
+time, even the wardrobe of the poor
+child was mysteriously, but not unaccountably,
+abstracted: Isabella was
+left literally short of linen. As to
+jewels, it was necessary immediately
+to buy her a set of diamonds, in order
+that she might make a proper appearance
+at her own court. Such was
+the considerate and self-denying conduct
+of the affectionate mother, who,
+in the winter of 1843, resumed her
+place in the palace and counsels of
+the Queen of Spain. In her natural
+protector, the youthful sovereign found
+her worst enemy.</p>
+
+<p>Persons only superficially acquainted
+with Spanish politics commonly fall
+into two errors. They are apt to
+believe, first, that the two great parties
+which, with the exception of the
+minor factions of Carlists and Republicans,
+divide Spain between them,
+are nearly equally balanced and national;
+secondly, that Moderados and
+Progresistas in Spain are equivalent
+to Conservatives and Radicals in
+other countries. Blunders both. Eccentric
+in its politics, as in most
+respects, Spain cannot be measured
+with the line and compass employed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_748" id="Page_748">[748]</a></span>
+to estimate its neighbours. It is
+impossible to conceal the fact, that
+to-day the numerous and the national
+party in Spain is that of the Progresistas.
+The tyranny of Narvaez, the
+misconduct of Christina, and, above
+all, the French marriage, have greatly
+strengthened their ranks and increased
+their popularity. Their principles are
+not subversive, nor their demands
+exorbitant: they aim at no monopoly
+of power. Three things they earnestly
+desire and vehemently claim: the
+freedom of election guaranteed by
+the existing constitution of Spain, but
+which has been so infamously trampled
+upon by recent Spanish rulers,
+liberty of the press, and the preservation
+of Spain from foreign influence
+and domination.</p>
+
+<p>Let us examine the composition
+and conduct of the party called Moderado.
+This party, now dominant, is
+unquestionably the most split up and
+divided of any that flourish upon
+Spanish soil. It is not deficient in
+men of capacity, but upon none of
+the grave questions that agitate the
+country can these agree. When the
+Cortes sit, this is manifest in their
+debates. Although purged of Progresistas,
+the legislative chambers
+exhibit perpetual disagreement and
+wrangling. At other times, the dissensions
+of the Moderados are made
+evident by their organs of the press.
+In some of these appear articles
+which would not sound discordant in
+the mouths of Progresistas; in others
+are found doctrines and arguments
+worthy of the apostles of absolutism.
+Between Narvaez and Pacheco the
+interval is wider than between Pacheco
+and the Progresistas. The first, in
+order to govern, sought support from
+the Absolutists; the second could not
+rule without calling the Liberals to his
+aid. Subdivided into fractions, this
+party, whose nomenclature is now
+complicated, relies for existence less
+upon itself than upon extraneous circumstances,
+foreign support, and the
+equilibrium of the elements opposed
+to it. The anarchy to which it is a
+prey, has been especially manifest
+upon the marriage question. Whilst
+one of its organs shamelessly supported
+Trapani, others cried out for a
+Coburg; and, again, others insisted
+that a Spanish prince was the only
+proper candidate&mdash;thus coinciding
+with the Progresistas. In fact, the
+Moderados, afraid, perhaps, of compromising
+their precarious existence
+had no candidate of their own; and
+in their fluctuations between foreign
+influence and interior exigencies, between
+court and people, between
+their wish to remain in power and
+the difficulty of retaining it, they left,
+in great measure, to chance, the election
+in which they dared not openly
+meddle. This will sound strange to
+the many who, as we have already
+observed, imagine the Moderado party
+to be the Conservative one of England
+or France; but not to those
+aware of the fact, that it is a collection
+of unities, brought together rather
+by accidental circumstances than by
+homogeneity of principles, united for
+the exclusion of others, and for their
+own interests, not by conformity of
+doctrines and a sincere wish for their
+country's good.</p>
+
+<p>Such was the party, unstable and
+unpatriotic, during whose ascendancy
+Christina and her royal confederate
+resolved to carry out their dishonest
+projects. The Queen-mother well
+knew that the mass of the nation
+would be opposed to their realisation;
+but she reckoned on means sufficiently
+powerful to render indignation impotent,
+and frustrate revolt. She trusted
+to the adherence of an army, purposely
+caressed, pampered, and corrupted;
+she felt strong in the support of a
+monarch, whose interest in the affair
+was at least equal to her own; she
+observed with satisfaction the indifferent
+attitude assumed by the British
+government with respect to Spanish
+affairs. A Progresista demonstration
+in Galicia, although shared in by seven
+battalions of the army&mdash;an ugly symptom&mdash;was
+promptly suppressed, owing
+to want of organisation, and to the
+treachery or incapacity of its leader.
+The scaffold and the galleys, prison
+and exile, disposed of a large proportion
+of the discontented and dangerous.
+Arbitrary dismissals, of which,
+for the most part, little was heard out
+of Spain, purified the army from the
+more honest and independent of its
+officers, suspected of disaffection to
+the existing government, or deemed
+capable of exerting themselves to
+oppose an injurious or discreditable<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_749" id="Page_749">[749]</a></span>
+alliance. Time wore on; the decisive
+moment approached. Each day it
+became more evident that the Queen's
+marriage could not with propriety
+be much longer deferred. Setting
+aside other considerations, she had
+already fully attained the precocious
+womanhood of her country; and it
+was neither safe nor fitting that she
+should continue to inhale the corrupt
+atmosphere of the Madrid court without
+the protection of a husband. At
+last the hour came; the plot was ripe,
+and nothing remained but to secure
+the concurrence of the victim. One
+short night, a night of tears and repugnance
+on the one hand, of flatteries,
+of menaces and intimidation, on
+the other decided the fate of Isabella.
+With her sister less trouble was requisite.
+It needed no great persuasive
+art to induce a child of fourteen
+to accept a husband, as willingly as
+she would have done a doll. It might
+have been thought necessary to consult
+the will of the Spanish nation,
+fairly represented in freely elected
+Cortes. Such, at least, was the course
+pointed out by the constitution of the
+country. It would also have been
+but decorous to seek the approval and
+concurrence of foreign and friendly
+states, to establish beyond dispute,
+that the proposed marriages were in
+contravention of no existing treaties;
+for, with respect to one of them, this
+doubt might fairly be raised. But
+all such considerations were waived;
+decency and courtesy alike forgotten.
+The double marriage was effected in
+the manner of a surprise; and, if creditable
+to the skill, it most assuredly
+was dishonourable to the character of
+its contriver. Availing himself of the
+moment when the legislative chambers
+of England, France, and Spain,
+had suspended their sittings; although,
+as regards those of the latter country,
+this mattered little, composed, as they
+are, of venal hirelings&mdash;the French
+King achieved his grand stroke of
+policy, the project on which, there
+can be little doubt, his eyes had for
+years been fixed. His load of promises
+and pledges, whether contracted
+at Eu or elsewhere, encumbered him
+little. They were a fragile commodity,
+a brittle merchandise, more for
+show than use, easily hurled down
+and broken. Striding over their
+shivered fragments, the Napoleon of
+Peace bore his last unmarried son to
+the goal long marked out by the paternal
+ambition. The consequences
+of the successful race troubled him
+little. What cared he for offending
+a powerful ally and personal friend?
+The arch-schemer made light of the
+fury of Spain, of the discontent of
+England, of the opinion of Europe.
+He paused not to reflect how far his
+Machiavelian policy would degrade him
+in the eyes of the many with whom
+he had previously passed for wise and
+good, as well as shrewd and far-sighted.
+Paramount to these considerations was
+the gratification of his dynastic ambition.
+For that he broke his plighted
+word, and sacrificed the good understanding
+between the governments of
+two great countries. The monarch of
+the barricades, the <i>Roi Populaire</i>, the
+chosen sovereign of the men of July,
+at last plainly showed, what some
+had already suspected, that the aggrandisement
+of his family, not the
+welfare of France, was the object he
+chiefly coveted. Conviction may later
+come to him, perhaps it has already
+come, that <i>le jeu ne valoit pas la chandelle</i>,
+the game was not worth the wax-lights
+consumed in playing it, and
+that his present bloodless victory
+must sooner or later have sanguinary
+results. That this may not be the
+case, we ardently desire; that it will
+be, we cannot doubt. The peace of
+Europe may not be disturbed&mdash;pity
+that it should in such a quarrel; but
+for poor Spain we foresee in the Montpensier
+alliance a gloomy perspective
+of foreign domination and still recurring
+revolution.</p>
+
+<p>A word or two respecting the King-consort
+of Spain, Don Francisco de
+Assis. We have already intimated
+that, as a Spanish Bourbon, he may
+pass muster. 'Tis saying very little.
+A more pitiful race than these same
+Bourbons of Spain, surely the sun
+never shone upon. In vain does one
+seek amongst them a name worthy of
+respect. What a list to cull from!
+The feeble and imbecile Charles the
+Fourth; Ferdinand, the cruel and treacherous,
+the tyrannical and profligate;
+Carlos, the bigot and the hypocrite;
+Francisco, the incapable. Nor is the
+rising generation an improvement upon
+the declining one. How should it be,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_750" id="Page_750">[750]</a></span>
+with only the Neapolitan cross to improve
+the breed? Certainly Don
+Francisco de Assis is no favourable
+specimen, either physically or morally,
+of the young Bourbon blood. For the
+sake of the country whose queen is
+his wife, we would gladly think well
+of him, gladly recognise in him qualities
+worthy the descendant of a line
+of kings. It is impossible to do so.
+The evidence is too strong the other
+way. If it be true, and we have reason
+to believe it is, that he came forward
+with reluctance as a candidate
+for Isabella's hand, chiefly through
+unwillingness to stand in the light of
+his brother Don Enrique, partly perhaps
+through consciousness of his
+own unfitness for the elevated station
+of king-consort, this at least shows
+some good feeling and good sense.
+Unfortunately, it is the only indication
+he has given of the latter quality.
+His objections to a marriage with his
+royal cousin were overruled in a manner
+that says little for his strength of
+character. When it was found that
+his dislike to interfere with his brother's
+pretensions was the chief stumbling-block,
+those interested in getting over
+it set the priests at him. To their influence
+his weak and bigoted mind
+was peculiarly accessible. Their task
+was to persuade him that Don Enrique
+was no better than an atheist,
+and that his marriage with the Queen
+would be ruinous to the cause of religion
+in Spain. This was a mere
+fabrication. Enrique had never shown
+any particularly pious dispositions,
+but there was no ground for accusing
+him of irreligion, no reason to believe
+that, as the Queen's husband, he would
+be found negligent of the church's
+forms, or setting a bad example to the
+Spanish nation. The case, however,
+was made out to the satisfaction of
+the feeble Francisco, whose credulity
+and irresolution are only to be equalled
+in absurdity by the piping treble of
+the voice with which, as a colonel of
+cavalry, he endeavoured to convey
+orders to his squadrons. Sacrificing,
+as he thought, fraternal affection to
+the good of his country, he accepted
+the hand reluctantly placed in his,
+became a king by title, but remained,
+what he ever must be, in reality a
+zero.</p>
+
+<p>It was during the intrigues put in
+practice to force the Trapani alliance
+upon Spain, that the Spanish people
+turned their eyes to Don Francisco
+de Paulo's second son, who lived
+away from the court, following with
+much zeal his profession of a sailor.
+Not only the Progresistas, but that
+section of the Moderados whose principles
+were most assimilated to theirs,
+looked upon Don Enrique as the candidate
+to be preferred before all
+others. For this there were many
+reasons. As a Spaniard he was naturally
+more pleasing to them than a
+foreigner; in energy and decision of
+character he was far superior to his
+brother. Little or nothing was known
+of his political tendencies; but he had
+been brought up in a ship and not in
+a palace, had lived apart from <i>Camarillas</i>
+and their evil influences,
+and might be expected to govern the
+country constitutionally, by majorities
+in the Cortes, and not by the aid and
+according to the wishes of a pet party.
+The general belief was, that his marriage
+with Isabella would give increased
+popularity to the throne,
+destroy illegitimate influences, and
+rid the Queen of those interested and
+pernicious counsellors who so largely
+abused her inexperience. These
+very reasons, which induced the
+great mass of the nation to view Don
+Enrique with favour, drew upon him
+the hatred of Christina and her
+friends. He was banished from
+Spain, and became the object of
+vexatious persecutions. This increased
+his popularity; and at one time, if his
+name had been taken as a rallying
+cry, a flame might have been lighted
+up in the Peninsula which years
+would not have extinguished. The
+opportunity was inviting; but, to their
+honour be it said, those who would
+have benefited by embracing it, resisted
+the temptation. It is no secret
+that the means and appliances of a
+successful insurrection were not wanting;
+that money wherewith to buy
+the army was liberally forthcoming;
+that assistance of all kinds was offered
+them; and that their influence in Spain
+was great; for in the eyes of the nation
+they had expiated their errors,
+errors of judgment only, by a long
+and painful exile. But, nevertheless,
+they would not avail themselves of
+the favourable moment. So long as a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_751" id="Page_751">[751]</a></span>
+hope remained of obtaining their just
+desires by peaceable means, by the
+force of reason and the <i>puissante propagande
+de la parole</i>, they refused
+again to ensanguine their native soil,
+and to re-enter Spain on the smoking
+ruins of its towns, over the lifeless
+bodies of their mistaken countrymen.</p>
+
+<p>By public prints of weight and information,
+it has been estimated, that
+during Don Enrique's brief stay at
+Paris, he indignantly rejected certain
+friendly overtures made to him by the
+King of the French. The nature of
+these overtures can, of course, only
+be conjectured. Perhaps, indeed,
+they were but a stratagem, employed
+by the wily monarch to detain his
+young cousin at Paris, that the apparent
+good understanding between
+them might damp the courage of the
+national party in Spain, and win the
+wavering to look with favour upon the
+French marriage. There can be little
+question that in the eyes of Louis
+Philippe, as well as of Christina, Don
+Francisco is a far more eligible husband
+for the Queen than his brother would
+have been, even had the latter given
+his adhesion to the project of the
+Montpensier alliance. Rumour&mdash;often,
+it is true, a lying jade&mdash;maintained
+that at Paris he firmly refused
+to do so. She now whispers that at
+Brussels he has been found more
+pliant, and that, within a brief delay,
+the happy family at Madrid will be
+gratified by the return of that truant
+and mutinous mariner, Don Enrique
+de Borbon, who, after he has been
+duly scolded and kissed, will doubtless
+be made Lord High Admiral, or
+rewarded in some equally appropriate
+way for his tardy docility. We vouch
+not for the truth of this report; but
+shall be noway surprised if events
+speedily prove it well founded. Men
+there are with whom the love of
+country is so intense, that they would
+rather live despised in their own land
+than respected in a foreign one. And
+when, to such flimsy Will-o'-the-wisp
+considerations as the esteem and love
+of a nation, are opposed rank, money,
+and decorations, a palace to live in,
+sumptuous fare, and a well-filled
+purse, and perhaps, ere long, a wealthy
+bride, who would hesitate? If any
+would, seek them not amongst the
+Bourbons. Loath indeed should we
+be to pledge ourselves for the consistency
+and patriotism of a man whose
+uncle and grandfather betrayed their
+country to a foreign usurper. The
+fruit of a corrupt and rotten stem
+must ever be looked upon with suspicion.
+It is the more prized when
+perchance it proves sound and wholesome.</p>
+
+<p>Of the Duke of Montpensier, previously
+to his marriage, little was heard,
+and still, little is generally known of
+him, except that his exterior is agreeable,
+and that he had been rapidly
+pushed through the various military
+grades to that of general of artillery.
+That any natural talents he may be
+endowed with, have been improved
+to the utmost by careful education,
+is sufficiently guaranteed by the fact
+of his being a son of Louis Philippe.
+We are able to supply a few further
+details. The Infanta's husband is a
+youth of good capacity, possessing a
+liberal share of that mixture of sense,
+judgment, and wit, defined in his
+native tongue by the one expressive
+word <i>esprit</i>. His manners are pleasant
+and affable; he is a man with whom
+his inferiors in rank can converse,
+argue, even dispute&mdash;not a stilted
+Spanish Bourbon, puffed up with
+imaginary merit, inflated with
+etiquette, and looking down, from the
+height of his splendid insignificance
+and inane pride, upon better men
+then himself. He is one, in short,
+who rapidly makes friends and partisans.
+Doubtless, during his late
+brief visit to Spain, he secured some;
+hereafter he will have opportunities
+of increasing their number; and the
+probabilities are, that in course of
+time he will acquire a dangerous influence
+in the Peninsula. The lukewarm
+and the vacillating, even of the
+Progresista party, will be not unlikely,
+if he shows or affects liberalism
+in his political opinions, to take
+him into favour, and give him the
+weight of their adherence; forgetting
+that by so doing they cherish an anti-national
+influence, and twine more securely
+the toils of France round the
+recumbent Spanish lion. On the
+other hand, there will always be a
+powerful Spanish party, comprising a
+vast majority of the nation, and by
+far the largest share of its energy and
+talent, distinguished by its inveterate<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_752" id="Page_752">[752]</a></span>
+dislike of French interlopers, repulsing
+the duke and his advances by every
+means in their power, and branding
+his favourers with the odious name of
+<span class="smcap">Afrancesados</span>. To go into this subject,
+and enlarge upon the probable
+and possible results of the marriage,
+would lead us too far. Our object in
+the present article has rather been to
+supply <small>FACTS</small> than indulge in speculations.
+For the present, therefore,
+we shall merely remind our readers,
+that jealousy of foreign interference is
+a distinguishing political characteristic
+of Spaniards; and that, independently
+of this, the flame of hatred to France
+and Frenchmen still burns brightly in
+many a Spanish bosom. Spain has
+not yet forgiven, far less forgotten,
+the countless injuries inflicted on her
+by her northern neighbours: she still
+bears in mind the insolent aggressions
+of Napoleon&mdash;the barbarous cruelties
+of his French and Polish legions&mdash;the
+officious interference in '23. These
+and other wrongs still rankle in her
+memory. And if the effacing finger
+of Time had begun to obliterate their
+traces, the last bitter insult of the
+forced marriage has renewed these in
+all their pristine freshness.</p>
+
+<p>We remember to have encountered,
+in a neglected foreign gallery, an ancient
+picture of a criminal in the hands
+of torturers. The subject was a painful
+one, and yet the painting provoked
+a smile. Some wandering brother of
+the brush, some mischievous and idly-industrious
+<span class="smcap">Tinto</span>, had beguiled his
+leisure by transmogrifying the costumes
+both of victim and executioners,
+converting the ancient Spanish garb
+into the stiff and unpicturesque apparel
+of the present day. The vault
+in which the cruel scene was enacted,
+remains in all its gloomy severity of
+massive pillars, rusty shackles, and
+cobwebbed walls; the grim unshapely
+instruments of torture were there;
+the uncouth visages of the executioners,
+the agonised countenance of the
+sufferer, were unaltered. But, contrasting
+with the antique aspect and
+time-darkened tints of these details,
+were the vivid colouring and modern
+fashions of Parisian <i>paletots</i>, trim pantaloons,
+and ball-room waistcoats. We
+have been irresistibly reminded of this
+defaced picture by the recent events
+in Spain. They appear to us like a
+page from the history of the middle
+ages transported into our own times.
+The daring and unprincipled intrigue
+whose <i>dénoûment</i> has just been witnessed,
+is surely out of place in the
+nineteenth century, and belongs more
+properly to the days of the Medicis
+and the Guise. A review of its circumstances
+affords the elements of
+some romantic history of three hundred
+years ago. At night, in a palace, we
+see a dissolute Italian dowager and a
+crafty French ambassador coercing a
+sovereign of sixteen into a detested
+alliance. The day breaks on the
+child's tearful consent; the ambassador,
+the paleness of his vigil chased
+from his cheek by the flush of triumph,
+emerges from the royal dwelling.
+Quick! to horse!&mdash;and a courier starts
+to tell the diplomat's master that the
+glorious victory is won. A few days&mdash;a
+very few&mdash;of astonishment to
+Europe and consternation to Spain,
+and a French prince, with gay and
+gallant retinue, stands on the Bidassoa's
+bank and gazes wistfully south-wards.
+Why does he tarry; whence
+this delay? He waits an escort.
+Strange rumours are abroad of ambuscade
+and assassination; of vows
+made by fierce guerillas that the Infanta's
+destined husband shall never see
+Madrid. At last the escort comes.
+Enclosed in serried lines of bayonets
+and lances, dragoons in van, artillery
+in rear, the happy bridegroom prosecutes
+his journey. What is his welcome?
+Do the bright-eyed Basque
+maidens scatter flowers in his path
+and Biscay's brave sons strain their
+stout arms to ring peals in his honour?
+Do the poor and hardy
+peasantry of Castile line the highway
+and shout <i>vivas</i> as he passes?
+Not so. If bells are rung and flowers
+strewn, it is by salaried ringers and by
+women hired, not to wail at a funeral,
+but to celebrate a marriage scarcely
+more auspicious. If hurrahs, few
+and faint, are heard, those who utter
+are paid for them. Sullen looks and
+lowering glances greet the Frenchman,
+as, guarded by two thousand men-at-arms,
+he hurries to the capital where
+his bride awaits him. In all haste,
+amidst the murmurs of a deeply
+offended people, the knot is tied.
+Not a moment must be lost, lest
+something should yet occur to mar<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_753" id="Page_753">[753]</a></span>
+the marriage feast. And now for
+the rewards, shamefully showered
+upon the venal abettors of this unpopular
+union. A dukedom and
+grandeeship of Spain for the ambassador's
+infant son; titles to mercenary
+ministers; high and time-honoured
+decorations, once reserved as the premium
+for exalted valour and chivalrous
+deeds&mdash;to corrupt deputies; diamond
+snuff-boxes, jewels and gold, to the
+infamous writers of prostituted journals;
+Christina rejoices; her <i>Camarilla</i>
+are in ecstasies; Bresson rubs
+his hands in irrepressible exultation;
+in his distant capital the French monarch
+heaves a sigh of relief and satisfaction
+as his telegraph informs him
+of the <i>fait accompli</i>. Then come
+splendid bullfights and monster <i>pucheros</i>,
+to dazzle the eyes and stop
+the mouths of the multitude. <i>Pan y
+toros&mdash;panisac circenses</i>&mdash;to the many-headed
+beast. And in all haste the
+prince hurries back to Paris with his
+bride, to receive the paternal benediction,
+the fraternal embrace, and the
+congratulations of the few score individuals,
+who alone, in all France, feel
+real pleasure and profit in his marriage.
+And thus, by foreign intrigue
+and domestic treachery, has the independence
+of Spain been virtually
+bought and sold.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+<h2>ST MAGNUS', KIRKWALL.</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">See yonder, on Pomona's isle&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where winter storms delight to roam;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But beaming now with summer's smile&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The Sainted Martyr's sacred dome!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Conspicuous o'er the deep afar<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">It sheds a soft and saving ray,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A landmark sure, a leading star,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To guide the wanderer on his way.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">It tells the seaman how to steer<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Through swelling seas his labouring bark<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It helps the mourner's heart to cheer,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And speeds him to his heavenly mark.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">With joy of old this northern sky<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Saw holy men the fabric found,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To lift the Christian Cross on high,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And spread the Healer's influence round.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">By beauty's power they sought to raise<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Rude eyes and ruder hearts to Heaven:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They sought to speak their Maker's praise<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With all the skill His grace had given.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And now, where passions dark and wild<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Were foster'd once at Odin's shrine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A people peaceful, just, and mild,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Live happy in that light divine.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Preserved through many a stormy age,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Let pious zeal the relic guard:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Nor Time with slow insidious rage<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Destroy what fiercer foes have spared.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_754" id="Page_754">[754]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<h2>THE GAME LAWS.</h2>
+
+
+<p>From our youth upwards we have
+entertained a deep feeling of affection
+for the respectable fraternity
+of the Quakers. Our love, probably,
+had its date and origin from very
+early contemplation of a print, which
+represented an elderly pot-bellied individual,
+with a broad-brimmed hat and
+drab terminations, in the act of concluding
+a treaty with several squatting
+Indians, only redeemed from a
+state of nature by a slight garniture
+of scalps and wampum. Underneath
+was engraved a legend which our
+grand-aunt besought us to treasure in
+our memory as a sublime moral lesson.
+It ran thus:&mdash;<span class="smcap">The Bloodless
+Triumph, or Penn's Treaty with
+the Chiefs</span>; and we were told that
+the fact thereby commemorated was
+one of the most honourable achievements
+to be found in the pages of
+general history. With infantine facility
+we believed in the words of the
+matron. No blood or rapine&mdash;no
+human carcasses or smoking wigwams,
+deformed the march of the
+Quaker conqueror. Beneath a mighty
+tree, in the great Indian wilderness,
+was the patriarchal council held; and
+the fee-simple of a territory, a good
+deal larger than an average kingdom,
+surrendered, with all its pendicles of
+lake, prairie, and hunting-ground, to
+the knowing philanthropist, in exchange
+for some bales of broad-cloth,
+a little cutlery, a liberal allowance of
+beads, and a very great quantity, indeed,
+of adulterated rum and tobacco.
+Never, we believe, since Esau sold his
+birth-right, was a tract of country
+acquired upon terms so cheap and
+easy. Some faint idea of this kind
+appears to have struck us at the
+time; for, in answer to some question
+touching the nature of the goods supposed
+to be contained in several bales
+and casks which were prominently represented
+in the picture, our relative
+hastily remarked, that she did not
+care for the nature of the bargain&mdash;the
+principle was the great consideration.
+And so it is. William Penn
+unquestionably acted both wisely and
+well: he brought his merchandise to
+a first-rate market, and left a valuable
+legacy of acuteness to his children and
+faithful followers. Our grand-aunt&mdash;rest
+her soul!&mdash;died in the full belief
+of ultimate Pennsylvanian solvency.
+She could not persuade herself, that
+the representatives of the man who
+had acquired a principality at the expense
+of a ship-load of rubbish, would
+prove in any way untrue to their bonds;
+and by her last will and testament,
+whereof we are the sole executor, she
+promoted us to the agreeable rank of
+a creditor on the Pennsylvanian government.
+If any gentleman is desirous
+to be placed in a similar position,
+with a right to the new stock
+which has been recently issued in
+lieu of a monetary dividend, he may
+hear of an excellent investment by an
+early application to our brokers. We
+also are most firm believers in the
+fact of American credit, and we shall
+not change our opinion&mdash;at least until
+we effect the sale.</p>
+
+<p>All this, however, is a deviation
+from our primary purpose, which was
+to laud and magnify the Brotherhood.
+We repeat that we loved them early,
+and also that we loved them long. It
+is true that some years ago a slight
+estrangement&mdash;the shadow of a summer
+cloud&mdash;disturbed the harmony
+which had previously existed between
+Maga and the Society of Friends. A
+gentleman of that persuasion had
+been lost somewhere upon the skirts
+of Helvellyn, and our guide and
+father, Christopher, in one of those
+sublime prose-p&oelig;ans which have entranced
+and electrified the world,
+commemorated that apotheosis so
+touchingly, that the whole of Christendom
+was in tears. Unfortunately,
+some passing allusion to the garments
+of the defunct Obadiah, grated uncomfortably
+on the jealous ear of
+Darlington. An affecting picture of
+some ravens, digging their way
+through the folds of the double-milled
+kerseymere, was supposed to
+convey an occult imputation upon
+the cloth, and never, since then, have
+we stood quite clear in the eyes of
+the offended Conventicle. Still, that
+unhappy misunderstanding has by no
+means cooled our attachment. We<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_755" id="Page_755">[755]</a></span>
+honour and revere the Friends; and it
+was with sincere pleasure that we
+saw the excellent Joseph Pease take
+his seat and lift up his voice within
+the walls of Parliament. Had Pease
+stood alone, we should not now, in all
+human probability, have been writing
+on the subject of the game laws.</p>
+
+<p>We are, however, much afraid
+that a great change has taken place
+in the temper and disposition of the
+Society. Formerly a Quaker was
+considered most essentially a man
+of peace. He was reputed to abhor
+all strife and vain disputation&mdash;to be
+laconic and sparing in his speech&mdash;and
+to be absolutely crapulous with
+humanity. We would as soon have
+believed in the wrath of doves as in
+the existence of a cruel Quaker; nor
+would we, during the earlier portion
+of our life, have entrusted one of that
+denomination with the drowning of a
+superfluous kitten. Barring a little
+absurd punctilio in the matter of payment
+of their taxes&mdash;at all times, we
+allow, a remarkably unpleasant ceremony&mdash;the
+public conduct of our
+Friends was blameless. They seldom
+made their voices heard except in the
+honourable cause of the suffering or
+the oppressed; and with external politics
+they meddled not at all, seeing
+that their fundamental ideas of a social
+system differed radically from those
+entertained by the founders of the
+British constitution. Such, and so
+harmless, were the lives of our venerated
+Friends, until the demon of discord
+tempted them by a vision of the
+baleful hustings.</p>
+
+<p>Since then we have remarked, with
+pain, a striking alteration in their
+manner. They are bold, turbulent,
+and disputatious to an almost incredible
+extent. If there is any row
+going on in the parish, you are sure
+to find that a Quaker is at the bottom
+of it. Is there to be a reform in
+the Police board&mdash;some broad-brimmed
+apostle takes the chair. Are
+tithes obnoxious to a Chamber of
+Commerce&mdash;the spokesman of the
+agitators is Obadiah. Indeed, we are
+beginning to feel as shy of a quarrel
+with men of drab as we formerly were
+with the militant individuals in scarlet.
+We are not quite so confident as
+we used to be in their reliance upon
+moral force, and sometimes fear the
+latent power which lurks in the physical
+arm.</p>
+
+<p>Of these champions, by far the
+most remarkable is Mr John Bright,
+who, in the British House of Commons,
+represents the town of Durham.
+The tenets of his peaceful
+and affirmative creed, are, to say the
+least of it, in total antagonism to his
+character. Ever since he made his
+first appearance in public, he has kept
+himself, and every one around him,
+in perpetual hot-water. In the capacity
+of Mr Cobden's bottle-holder, he
+has displayed considerable pluck, for
+which we honour him; and he is not
+altogether unworthy to have been
+included in that famous eulogy which
+was passed by the late Premier&mdash;no
+doubt to the cordial satisfaction of his
+friends&mdash;upon the Apostle of cotton
+and free-trade. The name of John is
+nearly as conspicuous as that of Richard
+in the loyal annals of the League; and
+we are pleased to observe, that, like
+his great generalissimo, Mr Bright
+has preferred his claim for popular
+payment, and has, in fact, managed
+to secure a few thousands in return
+for the vast quantity of eloquence
+which he has poured into the pages
+of Hansard. We are not of that old-fashioned
+school who object to the
+remuneration of our reformers. On
+the contrary, we think that patriotism,
+like every other trade, should
+be paid for; and with such notable
+examples, as O'Connell in Ireland,
+and the Gamaliel of Sir Robert in the
+south, we doubt not that the principle
+hereafter will be acted upon in
+every case. The man who shall
+be fortunate enough to lead a successful
+crusade against the established
+churches, and to sweep away
+from these kingdoms all vestiges both
+of the mitre and the Geneva gown,
+will doubtless, after sufficient laudation
+by the then premier, of the talent
+and perseverance which he has exhibited
+throughout the contest, receive
+from his liberated country something
+of an adequate douceur. What precise
+pension is due to him who shall
+deliver us from the thraldom of the
+hereditary peerage, is a question which
+must be left to future political arithmetic.
+In the mean time, there are
+several minor abuses which may be
+swept away on more moderate scavenger<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_756" id="Page_756">[756]</a></span>
+wages; and one of these which
+we fully expect to hear discussed in
+the ensuing session of Parliament, is
+the existence of the Game laws.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Bright, warned by former experience,
+has selected a grievance for
+himself, and started early in his expedition
+against it. The part of jackal
+may be played once, but it is not a
+profitable one; and we can understand
+the disappointed feelings of the
+smaller animal, when he is forced to
+stand by an-hungered, and behold
+the gluttonous lion gorging himself
+with the choicest morsels of the chase.
+It must be a sore thing for a patriot
+to see his brother agitator pouching
+his tens and hundreds of thousands;
+whilst he, who likewise has
+shouted in the cause, and bestowed
+as much of his sweet breath as would
+have served to supply a furnace, must
+perforce be contented with some stray
+pittances, doled hesitatingly out, and
+not altogether given without grudging.
+No independent and thoroughgoing
+citizen will consent, for a second time,
+to play so very subsidiary a part;
+therefore he is right in breaking fresh
+ground, and becoming the leader of a
+new movement. It may be that his
+old monopolising ally shall become
+too plethoric for a second contest.
+Like the desperate soldier who took
+a castle and was rewarded for it, he
+may be inclined to rest beneath his
+laurels, count his pay, and leave the
+future capture of fortalices to others
+who have less to lose. A hundred
+thousand pounds carry along with
+them a sensation of ease as well as
+dignity. After such a surfeit of Mammon,
+most men are unwilling to work.
+They unbutton their waistcoats, eschew
+agitation, eat, drink, are merry,
+and become fat.</p>
+
+<p>Your lean Cassius, on the contrary,
+has all the pugnacity of a terrier. He
+yelps at every body and every thing,
+is at perpetual warfare with the whole
+of animated nature, and will not be
+quieted even by dint of much kicking.
+The only chance you have of relieving
+yourself from his everlasting yammering
+and impertinence, is to throw him
+an unpicked bone, wherewith he will
+retreat in double-quick time to the
+kennel. And of a truth the number
+of excellent bones which are sacrificed
+to the terriers of this world, is absolutely
+amazing. Society in general
+will do a great deal for peace; and
+much money is doled out, far less for
+the sake of charity, than as the price
+of a stipulated repose.</p>
+
+<p>It remains, however, to be seen
+whether Mr Bright, under any circumstances,
+will be quiet. We almost
+doubt it. In the course of his stentorial
+and senatorial career, he has
+more than once, to borrow a phrase
+from <i>Boxiana</i>, had his head put into
+chancery; and some of his opponents,
+Mr Ferrand for example, have fists
+that smite like sledge-hammers. But
+Friend John is a glutton in punishment;
+and though with blackened
+eyes and battered lips, is nevertheless
+at his post in time. The best pugilists
+in England do not know what
+to make of him. He never will admit
+that he is beaten, nor does he seem
+to know when he has enough. It is
+true that at every round he goes
+down before some tremendous facer
+or cross-buttock, or haply performs
+the part of Antæus in consequence of
+the Cornish hug. No matter&mdash;up he
+starts, and though rather unsteady
+on his pins, and generally groggy in
+his demeanour, he squares away at
+his antagonist, until night terminates
+the battle, and the drab flag, still
+flaunting defiance, is visible beneath
+the glimpses of the maiden moon.</p>
+
+<p>At present, Mr Bright's senatorial
+exertions appear to be directed towards
+the abolition of the Game laws.
+Early in 1845, and before the remarkable
+era of conversion which must
+ever render that year a notorious one
+in the history of political consistency,
+he moved for and obtained a select
+committee of the House to inquire
+into the operation of these laws. Mr
+Bright's speech upon that occasion
+was, in some respects, a sensible
+one. We have no wish to withhold
+from him his proper meed of praise;
+and we shall add, that the subject
+which he thus virtually undertook to
+expiscate, was one in every way
+deserving of the attention of the
+legislature. Of all the rights of property
+which are recognised by the
+English law, that of the proprietor or
+occupier of the land to the <i>feræ naturæ</i>
+or game upon it, is the least generally
+understood, and the worst defined.
+It is fenced by, and founded upon, statutes<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_757" id="Page_757">[757]</a></span>
+which, in the course of time,
+have undergone considerable modification
+and revision; and the penalties
+attached to the infringement of it are,
+in our candid opinion, unnecessarily
+harsh and severe. Further, there can
+be no doubt, that in England the vice
+of poaching, next to that of habitual
+drinking, has contributed most largely
+to fill the country prisons. Instances
+are constantly occurring of ferocious
+assault, and even murder, arising
+from the affrays between gamekeepers
+and poachers; nor does it appear that
+the statutory penalties have had the
+effect of deterring many of the lower
+orders from their violent and predatory
+practices. On these points, we
+think an inquiry, with a view to the
+settlement of the law on a humane
+and equitable footing, was highly
+proper and commendable; nor should
+we have said a single word in depreciation
+of the labours of Mr Bright,
+had he confined himself within proper
+limits. Such, however, is not the
+case.</p>
+
+<p>An abridgement of, or rather extracts
+from, the voluminous evidence
+which was taken before that select
+committee, has been published by a
+certain Richard Griffiths Welford,
+Esq., barrister at law, and member
+of the Royal Agricultural Society
+of England. With this gentleman
+hitherto, it is our misfortune or our
+fault that we have had no practical
+acquaintance; and judging from the
+tone, humour, and temper of the text
+remarks which are scattered throughout
+the volume, and the taste of the
+foot-notes appended, we do not see
+any reason to covet exuberant intimacy
+for the future. The volume is
+prefaced by a letter from Mr John
+Bright to the Tenant Farmers of
+Great Britain, which is of so remarkable
+a nature that it justly challenges
+some comment. The following extract
+is the commencement of that address:&mdash;
+"I am invited by my friend Mr
+Welford, the compiler of the abstract
+of the evidence given before the committee
+on the Game laws, to write a
+short address to you on the important
+question which is treated of in this
+volume. I feel that an apology is
+scarcely necessary for the liberty I
+am taking; the deep interest I have
+long felt in the subject of the Game
+laws, my strong conviction of its
+great importance to you as a class,
+and the extensive correspondence in
+reference to it which I have maintained
+with many of your respected
+body in almost every county of England
+and Scotland, seem to entitle
+me to say a few words to you on this
+occasion.</p>
+
+<p>"From the perusal of this evidence&mdash;and
+it is but a small portion
+of that which was offered to the committee&mdash;you
+will perceive that, as
+capitalists and employers of labour,
+<i>you are neither asserting your just
+rights, nor occupying your proper position</i>.
+By long-continued custom,
+which has now obtained almost the
+force of law, when you became tenants
+of a farm, you were not permitted to
+enjoy the advantages which pertain
+to it so fully as is the case with the
+occupiers of almost every other description
+of property. A farmer
+becomes the tenant of certain lands,
+which are to be the basis of his future
+operations, and the foundation of that
+degree of prosperity to which he may
+attain. To secure success, it is needful
+that capital should be invested,
+and industry and skill exercised; and
+in proportion as these are largely
+employed, in order to develop to the
+utmost extent the resources of the
+soil, will be the amount of prosperity
+that will be secured. The capital,
+skill, and industry, will depend upon
+the capacity of the farmer; but the
+reward for their employment will depend
+in no small degree upon the free
+and unfettered possession of the land&mdash;of
+its capabilities, of all that it produces,
+and of all that is sustained
+upon its surface. There is a mixture
+of feudalism and of commercial principles
+in your mode of taking and
+occupying land, which is in almost all
+cases obstructive, and in not a few
+utterly subversive, of improvement.
+You take a farm on a yearly tenantry,
+or on a lease, with an understanding,
+or a specific agreement, that the game
+shall be reserved to the owner; that
+is, you grant to the landlord the right
+to stock the farm&mdash;for which you are
+to pay him rent for permission to cultivate,
+and for the full possession of
+its produce&mdash;with pheasants, partridges,
+hares, and rabbits, to any
+extent that may suit his caprice.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_758" id="Page_758">[758]</a></span>
+There may be little game when you
+enter upon the farm; but in general
+you reserve to yourselves no power
+to prevent its increase, and it may
+and often does increase so, as to destroy
+the possibility of profit in the
+cultivation of the farm. You plough,
+and sow, and watch the growing crops
+with anxiety and hope; you rise early,
+and eat the bread of carefulness; rent-day
+comes twice a-year with its inexorable
+demand; and yet you are
+doomed too frequently to see the fertility
+which Providence bestows and
+your industry would secure, blighted
+and destroyed <i>by creatures which would
+be deemed vermin</i>, but for the sanction
+which the law and your customs give
+to their preservation, and which exist
+for no advantage to you, and for no
+good to the public, but solely to afford
+a few day's amusement in the year to
+the proprietors of the soil. The seed
+you sow is eaten by the pheasants;
+your young growing grain is bitten
+down by the hares and rabbits; and
+your ripening crops are trampled and
+injured by a live stock which yields
+you no return, and which you cannot
+kill and take to market. No other
+class of capitalists are subjected to
+these disadvantages&mdash;no other intelligent
+and independent class of your
+countrymen are burdened with such
+impositions."</p>
+
+<p>We pity the intelligence of the
+reader who does not behold in these
+introductory paragraphs the symbol
+of the cloven foot. The sole object
+of the volume, for which Mr Bright
+has the assurance to stand as sponsor,
+is to sow the seeds of discord between
+the landowners and the tenants of
+England, by representing the former
+to the latter in the light of selfish
+monopolists, who, for the sake of some
+little sport or yearly battue, or, it
+may be, from absolute caprice, make
+havoc throughout the year, by proxy,
+of the farmers' property, and increase
+their stock of game whenever they
+have an opportunity, at his expense,
+and sometimes to his actual ruin.
+Such is the tendency of this book,
+which is compiled for general circulation;
+and which, we think, in many
+respects is calculated to do a deal of
+harm. As a real treatise or commentary
+upon the Game laws, it is
+worthless; as an attack upon the
+landed gentry, it will doubtless be
+read in many quarters with extreme
+complacency. Already, we observe,
+a portion of the press have made it a
+text-book for strong political diatribes;
+and the influence of it will no doubt
+be brought to bear upon the next
+general election. As we ourselves
+happen to entertain what are called
+very liberal opinions upon this subject
+of the Game laws, and as we
+maintain the principle that in this,
+as in every other matter, the great
+interests and rights of the community
+must be consulted, without reference
+to class distinctions&mdash;as we wish to
+see the property of the rich and the
+liberties of the poor respected&mdash;as we
+consider the union and cordial co-operation
+between landlord and tenant
+the chief guarantee which this country
+yet possesses against revolution, and
+the triumph of insolent demagogues&mdash;our
+remarks upon the present subject
+may not be ill-timed, or unworthy of
+the regard of those who think with
+us, that, in spite of recent events,
+there yet may be something to preserve.</p>
+
+<p>But, first, let us consider who this
+gentleman is that comes forward, unsolicited,
+to tender his advice, and to
+preach agitation to the tenantry of
+Great Britain. He is one of those
+persons who rose with the League&mdash;one
+of those unscrupulous and ubiquitous
+orators who founded and
+reared their reputation upon an avowed
+hostility to the agricultural interests
+of the country. Upon this point
+there can be no mistake. John
+Bright, member for Durham, is a
+child of the corn, or rather the potato
+revolution, as surely as Anacharsis
+Clootz was the <i>enfant trouvé</i> of the
+Reign of Terror. With the abstract
+merits of that question we have nothing
+to do at present. It is quite
+sufficient for us to note the fact, that
+he, in so far as his opportunities and
+his talents went, was amongst the
+most clamorous of the opponents to
+the protection of British agriculture;
+and that fact is a fair and legitimate
+ground for suspicion of his motives,
+when we find him appearing in the
+new part of an agricultural champion
+and agitator. It is not without considerable
+mistrust that we behold this
+slippery personage in the garb and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_759" id="Page_759">[759]</a></span>
+character of Triptolemus. He does
+not act it well. The effects of the
+billy-roller are still conspicuous upon
+his gait&mdash;he walks ill on hobnails&mdash;and
+is clearly more conversant with
+devil's-dust and remnants than with
+tares. Some faint suspicion of this
+appears at times to haunt even his
+own complacent imagination. He is
+not quite sure that the farmers&mdash;or,
+in the elegant phraseology of the
+League, the hawbucks and chawbacons&mdash;whom
+he used to denounce as
+a race of beings immeasurably inferior
+in intellectual capacity to the
+ricketty victims of the factories, will
+believe all at once in the cordiality
+and disinterestedness of their adviser;
+and therefore he throws out for their
+edification a specious bit of pleading,
+which, no doubt, will be read with conflicting
+feelings by some of those who
+participated in the late conversion.
+"You have been taught to consider
+me, and those with whom I have
+acted, as your enemies. You will
+admit that we have never deceived you&mdash;that
+we have never <small>TAMELY SURRENDERED</small>
+that which we have taught
+you to rely upon as the basis of your
+prosperity&mdash;that we have not pledged
+ourselves to a policy you approved, and
+then abandoned it; and as you have
+found me persevering in the promotion
+of measures, which many of you
+deemed almost fatal to your interests,
+but which I thought essential to the
+public good, so you will find me as
+resolute in the defence of those rights,
+which your own or your country's interests
+alike require that you should
+possess."</p>
+
+<p>All this profession, however, we
+hope, will fail to persuade the farmers
+that their late enemy has become their
+sudden friend; and they will doubtless
+look with some suspicion upon
+the apocryphal catalogue of grievances
+which Mr Bright has raked together,
+and, with the aid of his associate,
+promulgated in the present volume.
+It is not our intention at present to
+extract or go over the evidence at
+large. We have read it minutely,
+and weighed it well. A great part of
+it is utterly irrelevant, as bearing
+upon questions of property and contract
+with which the legislature of no
+country could interfere, and which
+even Mr Bright, though not over
+scrupulous in his ideas of parliamentary
+appropriation, has disregarded
+in framing the conclusions of the
+rejected report which he proposed
+for the adoption of the committee.
+That portion, however, we shall
+not pass over in silence. It is
+but right that the country at large
+should see that this volume has been
+issued, not so much for the purpose of
+obtaining a revision of the law, as of
+sowing discord amongst the agriculturists
+themselves; and it is very remarkable
+that Mr Bright, throughout
+the whole of his inflammatory address,
+<i>takes no notice whatever of the
+Game laws</i>, or their prejudicial effect,
+or their possible remedy by legislative
+enactment, but confines himself to
+denunciation of the landlords as a
+class antagonistic to the tenantry,
+and advice to the latter to combine
+against the game-preserving habits of
+the gentry.</p>
+
+<p>Now this question between landlord
+and tenant has nothing to do
+with the Game laws. The man who
+purchases an estate, purchases it with
+every thing upon it. He has, strictly
+speaking, as much right to every wild
+animal which is bred or even lodges
+there&mdash;if he can only catch or kill
+them&mdash;as he has to the trees, or the
+turf, or any other natural produce. The
+law protects him in this right, in so far,
+that by complying with certain statutory
+regulations&mdash;one of which relates
+to revenue, and requires from him a
+qualification to sport, and another
+prescribes a period or rotation for
+shooting&mdash;he may, within his own
+boundaries, take every animal which
+he meets with, and may also prevent any
+stranger from interfering with or
+encroaching upon that privilege. We
+do not now speak of penalties for
+which the intruder may be liable.
+That is a separate question; at present
+we confine ourselves to the abstract
+question of right.</p>
+
+<p>But neither game nor natural produce
+constitute that thing called
+<small>RENT</small>, without which, since the days
+of forays have gone by, a landowner
+cannot live. Accordingly, he proposes
+to let a certain portion of his domains
+to a farmer, whose business is to cultivate
+the soil, and to make it profitable.
+He does so; and unless a distinct
+reservation is made to the contrary,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_760" id="Page_760">[760]</a></span>
+the right to take the game upon
+the farm so let, passes to the tenant,
+and can be exercised by him irrespective
+of the wish of the landlord. If,
+on the contrary, the landlord refuses
+to part with that right which is primarily
+vested in his person, and which,
+of course, he is at full liberty either
+to reserve or surrender, the proposing
+tenant must take that circumstance
+into consideration in his offer of rent
+for the farm. The game then becomes
+as much a matter of calculation
+as the nature of the soil, the necessity
+of drainage, or the peculiar climate of
+the farm. The tenant must be guided
+by the principles of ordinary prudence,
+and make such a deduction
+from his offer as he considers will
+compensate him for the loss which his
+crop may sustain through the agency
+of the game. If he neglects to do
+this, he has no reasonable ground for
+murmuring&mdash;if he does it, he is perfectly
+safe. Such is the plain simple
+nature of the case, from which one
+would think it difficult to extract any
+clamant grievance, at least between the
+landlord and the tenant. No doubt the
+tenantry of the country individually
+and generally may, if they please, insist
+in all cases on a complete surrender
+of the game; and if they do, it is far
+more than possible that their desire
+will be universally complied with.
+But, then, they will have to pay higher
+rents. The landlord is no gainer in
+respect of game, nay, he is a direct
+loser; for the fact of his preservation
+and reserval of it reduces the amount
+of rent which he otherwise would receive,
+and, besides this, he is at much
+expense in preserving. Game is his
+hobby which he insists upon retaining:
+he does so, and he actually pays for
+it. Therefore, when a tenant states
+that he has lost so much in a particular
+year in consequence of the game
+upon his farm, that statement must
+be understood with a qualification.
+His crop may indeed have suffered
+to a certain extent; but then he has
+been paid for that deterioration already,
+the payment being the difference
+of rent, fixed between him and
+the landlord for the occupation of a
+game farm, less than what he would
+have offered for it had there been no
+game there, or had the right to kill it
+been conceded.</p>
+
+<p>"O but," says Mr Bright, or some
+other of the <i>soi-disant</i> friends of the
+farmer, "there is an immense competition
+for land, and the farmers will
+not make bargains!" And whose
+fault is that? We recollect certain
+apothegms rather popular a short
+while ago, about buying in the cheapest
+and selling in the dearest market,
+and so forth, and we have always
+understood that the real price of an
+article is determined by the demand
+for it. If any farm is put up to auction
+under certain conditions, there is
+no hardship whatever in exacting the
+rent from the highest successful competitor.
+The reservation of the right
+to kill game is as competent to the
+proprietor as the fixing the rotation
+of the crops, or the conditions against
+scourging the soil. The landlord,
+when he lets a farm, does not by any
+means, as Mr Bright and his legal
+coadjutor appear to suppose, abandon
+it altogether to the free use of the
+tenant. He must of necessity make
+conditions, because he still retains his
+primary interest in the soil; and if
+these were not made, the land would
+in all probability be returned to him
+after the expiry of the lease, utterly
+unprofitable and exhausted, it being
+the clear interest of the tenant to take
+as much out of it as possible during
+the currency of his occupation. Now
+all these conditions are perfectly well
+known to the competing farmer, and
+if he is not inclined to assent to them,
+he need not make an offer for the
+land. Does Mr Bright mean to assert
+that the competition for land is so
+great, that the tenant-farmers are
+absolutely offering more than the
+subjects which they lease are worth?
+If so, the most gullible person on the
+face of this very gullible earth would
+not believe him. To aver that any
+body of men in this country, are wilfully
+and avowedly carrying on a trade
+or profession at a certain loss, is to
+utter an absurdity so gross as to be
+utterly unworth a refutation. And if
+Mr Bright does not mean this, we
+shall thank him to explain how the
+competition for land is a practical
+grievance to the farmer.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, we are far from maintaining
+that the system of strict game
+preservation is either wise or creditable,
+and we shall state our arguments<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_761" id="Page_761">[761]</a></span>
+to the contrary hereafter. At present
+let us proceed with Mr Welford.</p>
+
+<p>About one-half, or even more, of
+this volume, is occupied with evidence
+to prove that the preservation of
+game upon an estate is more or less
+detrimental to the crops. Who denies
+it? Pheasants, though they may feed
+a great deal upon wild seeds and insects,
+are unquestionably fond of corn&mdash;so
+are partridges; and hares and
+rabbits have too good taste to avoid
+a field of clover or of turnips. And
+shall this&mdash;says Mr Bright, having
+recourse to a late rhetoric&mdash;shall this
+be permitted in a Christian or a civilised
+country? Are there not thousands
+of poor to whom that grain,
+wasted upon mere vermin, would be
+precious? Are our aristocracy so selfish
+as to prefer the encouragement of
+brute animals to the lives of their fellow
+men? &amp;c. &amp;c; to all of which
+eloquent bursts the pious Mr Welford
+subjoins his ditto and Amen.
+For our own part, we can see no
+reason why hares, and pheasants,
+and partridges, should not be fed as
+well as Quakers. While living they
+are undoubtedly more graceful creatures,
+when dead they are infinitely
+more valuable. When removed from
+this scene of transitory trouble, Mr
+Bright, except in an Owhyhean market,
+would fetch a less price than an
+ordinary rabbit. Our taste may be
+peculiar, but we would far rather see
+half-a-dozen pretty leverets at play in
+a pasture field of an evening, than as
+many hulking members of the Anti-Corn-Law
+League performing a ponderous
+saraband. Vermin indeed!
+Did Mr Bright ever see a Red-deer?
+We shrewdly suspect not; and if,
+peradventure, he were to fall in with
+the monarch of the wilderness in the
+rutting season, somewhere about the
+back of Schehallion or the skirts of
+the moor of Rannoch, there would be
+a yell loud enough to startle the cattle
+on a thousand hills, and a rapid
+disparition of the drab-coloured integuments
+into the bosom of a treacherous
+peat-bog. But a Red-deer, too,
+will eat corn, and often of a moonlight
+night his antlers may be seen
+waving in the crofts of the upland
+tenant; therefore, according to Mr
+Bright, he too is vermin, and must
+be exterminated accordingly.</p>
+
+<p>And this brings us to Mr Welford's
+grand remedy, which is abundantly
+apparent from the notes and commentaries
+interspersed throughout the
+volume. This gentleman, in the plenitude
+of his consideration for the
+well-being of his country, is deliberately
+of opinion that game should be
+exterminated altogether! Here is a
+bloody-minded fellow for you with a
+vengeance!</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"What! all my pretty chickens and their dam!<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Did you say all?"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>What! shall not a single hare, or
+pheasant, or partridge, or plover, or
+even a solitary grouse, be spared from
+the swoop of this destroying kite?
+Not one. Richard Griffiths Welford,
+Esquire, Barrister-at-law, has undertaken
+to rouse the nation from its
+deadly trance. Yet a few years, and
+no more shall the crow of the gorcock
+be heard on the purple heath, or
+the belling of the deer in the forest,
+or the call of the landrail in the field.
+No longer shall we watch at evening
+the roe gliding from the thicket, or
+the hare dancing across the lawn.
+They have committed a crime in a
+free-tradeland&mdash;battened incontinently
+upon corn and turnips&mdash;and, therefore,
+they must all die! Grain, although
+our ports are to be opened,
+has now become a sacred thing, and
+is henceforward to be dedicated to
+the use of man alone. Therefore we
+are not without apprehension that the
+sparrows must die too, and the
+thrushes and blackbirds&mdash;for they
+make sad havoc in our dear utilitarian's
+garden&mdash;and the larks, and the
+rooks, and the pigeons. Voiceless
+now must be our groves in the green
+livery of spring. There shall be no
+more chirping, or twittering, or philandering
+among the branches&mdash;no
+cooing or amorous dalliance, or pairing
+on the once happy eve of St Valentine.
+All the <i>fauna</i> of Britain&mdash;all
+the melodists of the woods&mdash;must die!
+In one vast pie must they be baked,
+covered in with a monumental crust of
+triumphant flour, through which their
+little claws may appear supplicantly
+peering upwards, as if to implore some
+mercy for the surviving stragglers of
+their race. But stragglers there cannot
+be many. Timber, according to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_762" id="Page_762">[762]</a></span>
+our patriotic Welford, is, "next to
+game, the farmer's chief enemy!"
+What miserable idiots our infatuated
+ancestors must have been! They
+thought that by planting they were
+conferring a boon upon their country;
+and in Scotland in particular they
+strove most anxiously to redeem the
+national reproach. But they were
+utterly wrong: Welford has said it.
+Timber is a nuisance&mdash;a sort of vegetable
+vermin, we suppose&mdash;so down
+must go Dodona and her oaks; and
+the pride of the forests be laid for
+ever low. Nothing in all broad England&mdash;and
+we fear also with us&mdash;must
+hereafter overtop the fields of wheat
+except the hedgerows! Timber is
+inimical to the farmer; therefore, free
+be the winds to blow from the German
+ocean to the Atlantic, without
+encountering the resistance of
+a single forest&mdash;no more tossing of
+the branches or swaying of the stems&mdash;or
+any thing save the steeples, fast
+falling in an age of reason into decay,
+the bulk of some monstrous workhouse,
+as dingy and cheerless as a
+prison, and the pert myriads of chimney-stalks
+of the League belching
+forth, in the face of heaven, their columns
+of smoke and of pollution!
+Happy England, when these things
+shall come to pass, and not a tree or
+a bush be left as a shelter for the
+universal vermin! No&mdash;not quite
+universal, for a respite will doubtless
+be given to the persecuted races of
+the badger, the hedgehog, the polecat,
+the weasel, and the stoat. All these
+are egg-eaters or game-consumers,
+and so long as they keep to the hedgerows
+and assist in the work of extermination,
+they will not only be spared
+but encouraged. Let them, however,
+beware. So soon as the last egg of
+the last English partridge is sucked,
+and the last of the rabbits turned over
+in convulsive throes, with the teeth of a
+fierce little devil inextricably fastened
+in its jugular&mdash;so soon as the rage of
+hunger drives the present Pariahs of
+the preserve to the hen-roost&mdash;human
+forbearance is at an end, and their fate
+also is sealed. The hen-harrier and
+the sparrowhawk, so long as they
+quarter the fields, pounce upon the
+imprudent robin, or strike down the
+lark while caroling upon the verge of
+the cloud, will be considered in our
+new state of society, as sacred animals
+as the Ibis. But let them, after
+having fulfilled their mission, deviate
+from the integrity of their ways, and
+come down upon a single ginger-pile,
+peeping his dirty way over the shards
+of a midden, towards his scrauching
+and be-draggled mother&mdash;and the race
+will be instantly proscribed. A few
+years more, and, according to the
+system of Messrs Bright and Welford,
+not a single wild animal&mdash;could we
+not also get rid of the insects?&mdash;will
+be found within the confines of Great
+Britain, except the gulls who live
+principally upon fish; and possibly,
+should there be a scarcity of herring,
+it may be advisable to exterminate
+them also.</p>
+
+<p>Here is a pretty state of matters!
+First, there is to be no more sporting.
+That, of course, in the eyes of Messrs
+Bright and Welford, who know as
+much about shooting as they do of
+trigonometry, is a very minor consideration;
+but even there we take
+leave to dissent. Gouty and frail
+as we are, we have yet a strong natural
+appetite for the moors, and we shall
+wrestle to the last for our privilege
+with the sturdiest broadbrim in Quakerdom.
+Our boys shall be bred as we
+were, with their foot upon the heather,
+in the manliest and most exhilarating
+of all pastimes; and that because
+we wish to see them brought up as
+Christians and gentlemen, not as
+puzzle-pated sceptics or narrow-minded
+utilitarian theorists. We desire
+to see them attain their full development,
+both of mind and body&mdash;to
+acquire a kindly and a keen relish
+for nature&mdash;to love their sovereign
+and their country&mdash;to despise all
+chicanery and deceit&mdash;and to know
+and respect the high-minded peasantry
+and poor of their native land.
+We have no idea that they shall be
+confined in their exercise or their sports
+to the public highway. We do not
+look upon this earth or island as made
+solely to produce corn for the supply
+of Mr Bright and his forced population.
+We wish that the youth of our
+country should be taught that God has
+created other beings besides the master
+and the mechanic&mdash;that the beasts
+of the field and the fowls of the air
+have a value in their Maker's eye,
+and that man has a commisson to use<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_763" id="Page_763">[763]</a></span>
+them, but not to exterminate and
+destroy. "My opinion is," says Mr
+Bright, speaking with a slight disregard
+to grammar, of the sporting propensities
+of the landed gentry&mdash;"my
+opinion is, that there are other pursuits
+which it will better become them
+to follow, and which it will be a thousand
+times better for the country if
+they turn their attention to them."
+For Mr Bright's opinion, we have not
+the smallest shadow of respect. We
+can well believe that, personally, he
+has not the slightest inclination to
+participate in the sports of the field.
+We cannot for a moment imagine
+him in connexion with a hunting-field,
+or toiling over moor or mountain
+in pursuit of his game, or up to
+his waist in a roaring river with a
+twenty-pound salmon on his line,
+making its direct way for the cataract.
+In all and each of these situations we
+are convinced that he would be utterly
+misplaced. We can conceive him, and
+no doubt he is, much at home in the
+superintendence of the gloomy factory&mdash;in
+the centre of a hecatomb of
+pale human beings, who toil on day and
+night in that close and stifling atmosphere,
+as ceaselessly and almost as mechanically
+as the wheels which drone
+and whistle and clank above and
+around them&mdash;in the midst of his
+stores of calico, and cotton, and corduroy&mdash;in
+the midnight councils of
+the grasping League, or the front of
+a degraded hustings. But from none
+of these situations whatever, has he
+any right to dictate to the gentlemen
+of Britain what they should do, or
+what they should leave undone. He
+has neither an eye for nature, nor a
+heart to participate in rural amusements.
+And a very nice place an
+English manor-house would be under
+his peculiar superintendence and the
+operation of the new regime! In the
+morning we should meet, ladies and
+gentlemen, in the breakfast-room,
+all devoutly intent upon the active
+demolition of the muffins. Tea and
+coffee there are in abundance&mdash;but
+not good, for the first has the
+flavour of the hedges, and the second
+reminds us villanously of Hunt's
+roasted corn. There are eggs, however,
+and on the sideboard rest a
+large round of beef, with a thick margin
+of rancid yellow fat, and a ham
+which is literal hog's-lard. There are
+no fish. The trouting stream has been
+turned from its natural course to move
+machinery, and now rolls to the
+shrinking sea, not in native silver,
+but in alternate currents of indigo,
+ochre, or cochineal, according to the
+hue most in request for the moment
+at the neighbouring dye-work. In
+vain you look about for grouse-pie,
+cold partridge, snipe, or pheasant.
+You might as well ask for a limb of
+the ichthyosaurus as for a wing of
+these perished animals. Deuce a creature
+is there in the room except
+bipeds, and they are all of the manufacturing
+breed. You recollect the
+days of old, when your entry into the
+breakfast-room used to be affectionately
+welcomed by terrier, setter, and spaniel,
+and you wonder what has become
+of these ancient inmates of the
+family. On inquiry you are informed,
+that&mdash;being non-productive animals,
+and mere consumers of food which
+ought to be reserved for the use of
+man alone&mdash;they have one and all of
+them been put to death: and your
+host points rather complacently to
+the effigy of old Ponto, who has been
+stuffed by way of a specimen of an
+extinct species, and who now glares
+at you with glassy eyes from beneath
+the shelter of the mahogany sideboard.
+Tired of the conversation,
+which is principally directed towards
+the working of the new tariff, the last
+improvement in printed calicoes, and
+the prices of some kind of stock which
+appears to fluctuate as unaccountably
+as the barometer, you rise from table
+and move towards the window in
+hopes of a pleasant prospect. You
+have it. The old park, which used to
+contain some of the finest trees in
+Britain&mdash;oaks of the Boscobel order,
+and elms that were the boast of the
+country&mdash;is now as bare as the palm
+of your hand, and broken up into potato
+allotments. The shrubbery and
+flower parterres, with their elegant
+terrace vases and light wire fences,
+have disappeared. There is not a
+bush beyond a few barberries, evidently
+intended for detestable jam, nor
+a flower, except some chamomiles,
+which may be infused into a medicinal
+beverage, and a dozen great
+stringy coarse-looking rhubarbs,
+enough to give you the dyspepsia, if<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_764" id="Page_764">[764]</a></span>
+you merely imagine them in a tart.
+At the bottom of the slope lies the
+stream whereof we have spoken already,
+not sinuous or fringed with
+alders as of yore; but straight as an
+arrow, and fashioned into the semblance
+of a canal. It is spanned on
+the part which is directly in front of
+the windows, by a bridge on the skew
+principle, the property of a railway
+company; and at the moment you are
+gazing on the landscape in a sort
+of admiring trance, an enormous train
+of coal and coke waggons comes rushing
+by, and a great blast of smoke
+and steam rolling past the house,
+obscures for a moment the utilitarian
+beauty of the scene. That dissipated,
+you observe on the other side of the
+canal several staring red brick buildings,
+with huge chimney-stalks stinking
+in the fresh, frosty morning air.
+These are the factories of your host,
+the source of his enviable wealth;
+and yonder dirty village which you
+see about half a mile to the right,
+with its squab Unitarian lecture room,
+is the abode of his honest artisans.
+Nevertheless, you see nobody
+stirring about. How should you?
+The whole population is comfortably
+housed, for the next twelve hours at
+least, within brick, and assisting the
+machinery to do its work. No idleness
+now in England. Had you, indeed,
+risen about five or six in the morning,
+when the clatter of a sullen bell roused
+you from your dreams of Jemima,
+you might have seen some scores of
+lanterns meandering like glow-worms
+along the miry road which leads from
+the village to the factories, until absorbed
+within their early jaws. That
+is the appointed time for the daily
+emigration, and until all the taskwork
+is done, no straggling whatever is
+permitted. The furthest object in
+view is a parallelogram Bastile on the
+summit of a hill, once wooded to the
+top, and well known to the rustics as
+the place where the fullest nuts and
+the richest May-flowers might be
+gathered, but now in turnips, and you
+are told that the edifice is the Union
+Workhouse.</p>
+
+<p>Breakfast over, you begin to consider
+how you shall fill up the dreary
+vacuum which still yawns between
+you and dinner. Of course you cannot
+shoot, unless you are inclined to
+take a day at the ducks and geese,
+which would be rather an expensive
+amusement. You covet a ride, and
+propose a scamper across the country.
+Our dear sir, it is as much as your life
+is worth! What with canals and viaducts,
+and railways and hedgerows,
+you could not get over a mile without
+either being plunged into water, or
+knocked down by tow ropes, or run
+into by locomotives, or pitched from
+embankments, or impaled alive, or slain
+by a stroke of electricity from some
+telegraphic conductor! Recollect that
+we are not now living in the days
+of steeple-chasing. Then as to horses,
+are you not aware that our host keeps
+only two&mdash;and fine sleek, sturdy Flanders
+brutes they are&mdash;for the purpose
+of conveying Mrs Bobbins and her
+progeny to the meeting-house? There
+is no earthly occasion for any more
+expensive stud. The railway station
+is just a quarter of a mile from the
+door, and Eclipse himself could never
+match our new locomotives for speed.
+But you may have a drive if you
+please, and welcome. Where shall we
+go to? There used to be a fine waterfall
+at an easy distance, with rocks,
+and turf, and wildflowers, and all that
+sort of thing; and though the season
+is a little advanced, we might still
+make shift under the hazels and the
+hollies; could we not invite the ladies
+to accompany us, and extemporise a
+pic-nic? Our excellent friend! that
+waterfall exists no longer. It was a
+mere useless waste; has been blown
+up with gun-cotton; and the glen below
+it turned into a reservoir for the
+supply of a manufacturing town. The
+hazels are all down, and the hollies
+pounded into birdlime. And that fine
+old baronial residence, where there
+were such exquisite Claudes and
+Ruysdaels? Oh! that estate was
+bought by Mr Smalt the eminent
+dyer, from the trustees of the late
+Lord&mdash;the old mansion has been
+pulled down, a cottage <i>ornée</i> built in
+its place, and the pictures were long
+ago transferred to the National Gallery.
+And is there nothing at all
+worth seeing in the county? Oh yes!
+There is Tweel's new process for making
+silk out of sow's ears, and Bottomson's
+clothing mills, where you
+see raw wool put into one end of the
+machinery, and issue from the other<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_765" id="Page_765">[765]</a></span>
+in the shape of ready-made breeches.
+Then a Socialist lecture on the sin
+and consequences of matrimony will
+be delivered in the market-town at
+two o'clock precisely, by Miss Lewdlaw&mdash;quite
+a lady, I assure you&mdash;whom
+you will afterwards meet at
+dinner. Or you may, if you please,
+attend the meeting of the Society for
+the Propagation of a Natural Religion,
+at which the Rev. Mr Scampson
+will preside; or you may go down to
+the factories, or any where else you
+please, except the village, for there is
+a great deal of typhus fever in it, and
+we are a little apprehensive for the
+children! You decline these tempting
+offers, and resolve to spend the morning
+in the house. Is there a billiard
+room? How can you possibly suppose
+it? Time, sir, is money; and
+money is not to be made by knocking
+about ivory balls. But there is the
+library if you should like to study,
+and plenty material within it. Delighted
+at the prospect of passing
+some congenial though solitary hours,
+you enter the apartment, and, disregarding
+the models upon the table,
+which are intended to elucidate the
+silk and sow's-ear process, you ransack
+the book-shelves for some of your
+ancient favourites. But in vain you
+will search either for Shakspeare or
+Scott, Milton or Fielding, Jeremy
+Taylor or Blackwood's Edinburgh
+Magazine: all these are proscribed
+antiquities. Instead of these you will
+find Essays by Hampden, junior, and
+Ethics by Thistlewood, senior, Paine's
+Age of Reason, Jeremy Bentham's
+Treatises, Infanticide Vindicated, by
+Herod Virginius Cackell, Esq., Member
+of the Literary Institute of Owenstown,
+Cobden's Speeches, Wheal's
+Exposition of the Billy-roller, Grubb's
+Practical Deist, Welford's Influences
+of the Game Laws, and much more
+such profitable reading. What would
+you not give for a volume by Willison
+Glass! Disgusted with this literary
+miscellany, you chuck the Practical
+Deist into the fire, and walk up-stairs
+to rejoin the ladies. You find them
+in the drawing-room hard at work
+upon cross-stitch and pincushions for
+the great Bazar which is shortly to
+be opened under the auspices of the
+Anti-Christian League, and you feel
+for a moment like an intruder. But
+Emily Bobbins, a nice girl, who will
+have thirty thousand pounds when
+her venerated sire is conveyed to
+the Mausoleum of the Bobbinses,
+and who has at this present moment
+a very pretty face, trips up and
+asks you for a contribution to her
+yearly album. Yearly?&mdash;the phrase
+is an odd one, and you crave explanation.
+The blooming virgin informs you
+that she edits an annual volume, popular
+in certain circles, for the Society
+for the Abolition of all Criminal
+Punishment, she being a corresponding
+Member; and she presents you with
+last year's compilation. You open
+the work, and find some literary <i>bijouterie</i>
+by the disciples of the earnest
+school, poems on the go-a-head principle,
+and tales under such captivating
+titles as the Virtuous Poacher,
+Theresa, or the Heroine of the Workhouse,
+and Walter Truck, an Easy
+Way with the Mechanic. There are
+also sundry political fragments by
+the deep-thinkers of the age, from
+which you discover that Regicide is
+the simplest cure for "Flunkeyism,
+Baseness, and Unveracity," and that
+the soundest philosophers of the
+world are two gentlemen, rejoicing
+in the exotic names of Sauerteig and
+Teufelsdröckh. You, being a believer
+in the Book of Common Prayer, decline
+to add your contribution to the
+Miscellany, and make the best of
+your way from the house for a stroll
+upon the public highway. For some
+hours you meander through the mud,
+between rows of stiff hedges; not a
+stage-coach, nor even a buggy is to
+be seen. You sigh for the old green
+lanes and shady places which have
+now disappeared for ever, and you
+begin to doubt whether, after all, regenerated
+England is the happiest
+country of the universe. It appears
+an absolute desert. At a turn of a
+road you come in sight of a solitary
+venerable crow&mdash;the sole surviving
+specimen of his race still extant in
+the county&mdash;whose life is rendered
+bitter by a system of unceasing persecution.
+He mistakes you for Mr
+Richard Griffiths Welford, and, with
+a caw of terror, takes flight across
+a Zahara of Swedish turnips. On
+your way home you meet with three
+miserable children who are picking
+the few unwithered leaves from the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_766" id="Page_766">[766]</a></span>
+hedges. You cross-question them,
+and ascertain that they receive a
+salary of twopence a-day from the
+owner of the truck-shop at the factory,
+in return for their botanical collections.
+You think of China, with a
+strong conviction of the propriety of
+becoming a Mandarin.</p>
+
+<p>At dinner you are seated betwixt
+Miss Lewdlaw and the Rev. Mr
+Scampson. The appearance of the
+lady convinces you that she has excellent
+reasons for her deep-rooted
+hatred of matrimony&mdash;for what serpent
+(in his senses) would have tempted
+that dropsical Eve? The gentleman
+is a bold, sensual-lipped, pimply
+individual, attired in a rusty suit
+of black, the very picture of a brutal
+Boanerges. He snorts during his
+repast, clutches with his huge red
+fingers, whereof the nails are absolute
+ebony, at every dish within his reach,
+and is constantly shouting for a dram.
+The dinner is a plentiful one, but ill-cooked
+and worse served; and the
+wines are simply execrable. Very
+drearily lags the time until the ladies
+rise to retire, a movement which is
+greeted by Mr Scampson with a coarse
+joke and a vulgar chuckle. Then begin
+the sweets of the evening. Old
+Bobbins draws your especial attention
+to his curious old free-trade port,
+at eighteen shillings the dozen; and
+very curious, upon practical examination,
+you will find it. After three
+glasses, you begin to suspect that you
+have swallowed a live crab unawares,
+and you gladly second Mr Scampson
+in his motion for something hot. The
+conversation then becomes political,
+and, to a certain extent, religious.
+Bobbins, who has a brother in Parliament,
+is vehement in his support of
+the Twenty Hours' Labour Bill, and
+insists upon the necessity of a measure
+for effectually coercing apprentices.
+Bugsley, his opposite neighbour,
+can talk of nothing but stock
+and yarn. But Scampson, in right of
+his calling, takes the lion's share of
+the conversation. He denounces the
+Church, not yet dis-established&mdash;hopes
+to see the day when every Bishop
+upon the Bench shall be brought to
+the block&mdash;and stigmatises the Universities
+as the nests of bigotry and
+intolerance. With many oaths, he
+declares his conviction that Robespierre
+was a sensible fellow&mdash;and as
+he waxes more furious over each
+successive tumbler, you wisely think
+that there may be some danger
+in contradicting so virulent a champion,
+and steal from the room at
+the first convenient opportunity. In
+the drawing-room you find Miss
+Lewdlaw descanting upon her favourite
+theories. She is expounding
+to Emily Bobbins her rights as a
+socialist and a woman, and illustrating
+her lecture by some quotations
+from the works of Aurora Dudevant.
+The sweet girl, evidently under the
+magnetic influence of her preceptress,
+regards you with a humid eye and
+flushed cheek as you enter; but having
+no fancy to approach the charmed
+circle of the Lewdlaw, you keep at
+the other end of the room, and amuse
+yourself with an illustrated copy of
+Jack Sheppard. In a short time,
+Bobbins, Bugsley, and Scampson, the
+last partially inebriated, make their
+appearance; and an animated erotic
+dialogue ensues between the gentleman
+in dubious orders, and the disciple
+of Mary Wolstonecraft. You
+begin to feel uncomfortable, and as
+Bugsley is now snoring, and Bobbins
+attempting to convince his helpmate
+of the propriety of more brandy and
+water, you desert the drawing-room,
+bolt up-stairs, pack your portmanteau,
+and go to bed with a firm resolution
+to start next morning by the earliest
+train; and as soon as possible to ascertain
+whether Jemima will consent
+to accompany you to Canada or Australia,
+or some other uncivilised part
+of the world where trees grow, waters
+run, and animals exist as nature has
+decreed, and where the creed of the
+socialist and jargon of the factory
+are fortunately detested or unknown.</p>
+
+<p>Such, gentle reader, is the England
+which the patriots of the Bright school
+are desirous to behold; and such it
+may become if we meekly and basely
+yield to revolutionary innovations,
+and conciliate every demagogue by
+adopting his favourite nostrum. We
+have certainly been digressing a good
+deal further than is our wont; but we
+trust you will not altogether disapprove
+of our expedition to the new
+Utopia. We hope that your present,
+and a great many future Christmasses
+may be spent more pleasantly; and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_767" id="Page_767">[767]</a></span>
+that, in your day at least, peace may
+never be effected at the expense of a
+virtual solitude. Let us now consider
+what alterations may properly
+and humanely be made upon the present
+existing Game laws.</p>
+
+<p>On the whole, we are inclined to
+agree with the resolutions adopted by
+the committee. These appear to recognise
+the principle of a qualified
+right of property in game, and that
+this property is now vested in the
+<i>occupier</i> of the soil. By this rule
+which may if necessary be declared
+by enactment, the tenant has at all
+times the power to secure the game
+to himself, unless he chooses to part
+with that right by special bargain. It
+is of course inconsistent with this
+qualified right of property, that any
+person should kill game upon lands
+which he is not privileged to enter;
+and the committee are therefore of
+opinion, that the violation of that
+right should still continue to be visited
+with legal penalties. But they
+think&mdash;and in this we most cordially
+agree with them&mdash;that considerable
+alteration should be made in the present
+penal code, and that, in particular,
+cumulative penalties for poaching
+should be abolished. It is monstrous
+that such penalties, to which the
+poorer classes in this country are
+most peculiarly liable, should be any
+longer allowed to exist, while the
+offence which these are intended to
+punish is in every proper sense a
+single one. We are inclined to get
+rid of every difficulty on this head by
+an immediate discontinuance of the
+certificates. The amount of revenue
+drawn from these is really insignificant,
+and in many cases it must stand
+in the way of a fair exercise of his
+privilege by the humbler occupant of
+the soil. If a poor upland crofter, who
+rents an acre or two from a humane
+landlord, and who has laid out part
+of it in a garden, should chance to
+see, of a clear frosty night, a hare
+insinuate herself through the fence,
+and demolish his winter greens&mdash;it is
+absolute tyranny to maintain, that he
+may not reach down the old rusty
+fowling-piece from the chimney, take
+a steady vizzy at puss, and tumble
+her over in the very act of her delinquency,
+without having previously
+paid over for the use of her gracious
+Majesty some four pounds odds; or
+otherwise to be liable in a penalty of
+twenty pounds, with the pleasant
+alternative of six months' imprisonment!
+In such a case as this the man
+is not sporting; he is merely protecting
+his own, is fairly entitled to convert
+his enemy into wholesome soup,
+and should be allowed to do so with a
+conscience void of offence towards
+God or man. We must have no
+state restrictions or qualifications to
+a right of property which may be enjoyed
+by the smallest cotter, and no
+protective laws to debar him from the
+exercise of his principle. And therefore
+it is that we advocate the immediate
+abolition of the certificate.</p>
+
+<p>What the remaining penalty should
+be is matter for serious consideration.
+It appears evident that the common
+law of redress is not sufficient. Game
+is at best but a qualified property; for
+your interest in it ceases the moment
+that it leaves your land; but still you
+<i>have</i> an interest, may be a considerable
+pecuniary loser by its infringement,
+and therefore you are entitled
+to demand an adequate protection.
+But then it is hardly possible, when
+we consider what human nature with
+all its powerful instincts is, to look
+upon poaching in precisely the same
+light with theft. By no process of
+mental ratiocination can you make a
+sheep out of a hare. You did not
+buy the creature, it is doubtful
+whether you bred it, and in five
+minutes more it may be your neighbour's
+property, and that of its own
+accord. You cannot even reclaim it,
+though born in your private hutch.
+Now this is obviously a very slippery
+kind of property; and the poor man&mdash;who
+knows these facts quite as well
+as the rich, and who is moreover
+cursed with a craving stomach, a
+large family, and a strong appetite
+for roast&mdash;is by no means to be considered,
+morally or equitably, in the
+same light with the ruffian who commits
+a burglary for the sake of your
+money, or carries away your sheep
+from the fold. It ought to be, if it is
+not, a principle in British law, that the
+temptation should be considered before
+adjudging upon the particular offence.
+The schoolboy&mdash;whose natural
+propensity for fruit has been roused
+by the sight of some far too tempting<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_768" id="Page_768">[768]</a></span>
+pippins, and who, in consequence,
+has undertaken the hazard of a midnight
+foray&mdash;is, if detected in the act,
+subjected to no further penalty than
+a pecuniary mulct or a thrashing, especially
+if his parents belong to the more
+respectable classes of society. And
+yet this is a theft as decided and more
+inexcusable, than if the nameless
+progeny of a vagrant should, hunger-urged,
+filch a turnip or two from
+a field, and be pounced upon by some
+heartless farmer, who considers that
+he is discharging every heavenly and
+earthly duty if he pays his rent and
+taxes with unscrupulous punctuality.
+It is a crying injustice that any
+trifling piccadillo on the part of the
+poor or their children, should be treated
+with greater severity than is used in
+the case of the rich. This is neither
+an equitable nor a Christian rule. We
+have no right to subject the lowest of
+the human family to a contamination
+from which we would shrink to expose
+the highest; and the true sense of
+justice and of charity, which, after
+all, we believe to be deeply implanted
+in the British heart, will, we trust,
+before long, spare us the continual
+repetition of class Pariahs of infant
+years brought forward in small courts
+of justice for no other apparent reason
+than to prove, that our laws care more
+leniently for the rich than they do for
+the offspring of the poor.</p>
+
+<p>While, therefore, we consider it just
+that game should be protected otherwise
+than by the law of trespass, we
+would not have the penalty made, in
+isolated cases, a harsh one. A trespass
+in pursuit of game should, we think,
+be punished in the first instance by a
+fine, not so high as to leave the
+labourer no other alternative than the
+jail, or so low as to make the payment
+of it a matter of no importance. Let
+Giles, who has intromitted with a
+pheasant, be mulcted in a week's
+wages, and let him, at the same time,
+distinctly understand the nature and
+the end of the career in which he has
+made the incipient step. Show him
+that an offence, however venial, becomes
+materially aggravated by repetition;
+for it then assumes the character
+of a daring and wilful defiance of
+the laws of the realm. For the second
+of offence mulct him still, but higher, and
+let the warning be more solemnly
+repeated. These penalties might be inflicted
+by a single justice of the peace.
+But if Giles offends a third time, his
+case becomes far more serious, and he
+should be remitted to a higher tribunal.
+It is now almost clear that he has become
+a confirmed poacher, and determined
+breaker of the laws&mdash;it is more than
+likely that money is his object. Leniency
+has been tried without success,
+and it is now necessary to show him that
+the law will not be braved with impunity.
+Three months' imprisonment,
+with hard labour, should be inflicted
+for the purpose of reclaiming him; and
+if, after emerging from prison, he
+should again offend, let him forthwith
+be removed from the country.</p>
+
+<p>Some squeamish people may object
+to our last proposal as severe. We
+do not think it so. The original
+nature of the offence has become
+entirely changed; for it must be
+allowed on all hands, that habitual
+breach of the laws is a very different
+thing from a casual effraction. It
+would be cruelty to transport an
+urchin for the first handkerchief he
+has stolen; but after his fourth
+offence, that punishment becomes an
+actual mercy. Nor should the moral
+effect produced by the residence of
+a determined poacher in any neighbourhood
+be overlooked. A poacher
+can rarely carry on his illicit trade
+without assistance: he entices boys
+by offering them a share in his gains,
+introduces them to the beer and the
+gin shop, and thus they are corrupted
+for life. It is sheer nonsense to say
+that poaching does not lead to other
+crimes. It leads in the first instance
+to idleness, which we know to be the
+parent of all crime; and it rapidly
+wears away all finer sense of the
+distinction between <i>meum</i> and <i>tuum</i>.
+From poacher the transition to smuggler
+is rapid and easy, and your smuggler
+is usually a desperado. With all
+deference to Mr Welford, his conclusion,
+that poaching should be prevented
+by the entire extermination of
+game, is a most pitiable instance of
+calm imperturbable imbecility. He
+might just as well say that the only
+means of preventing theft is the total
+destruction of property, and the true
+remedy for murder the annihilation
+of the human race.</p>
+
+<p>We agree also with the committee,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_769" id="Page_769">[769]</a></span>
+that some distinction must be made
+between cases of simple poaching,
+and those which are perpetrated by
+armed and daring gangs. To these
+banditti almost every instance of assault
+and murder connected with
+poaching is traceable, and the sooner
+such fellows are shipped off to hunt
+kangaroos in Australia the better.
+But we think that such penalties as
+we have indicated above, would in
+most cases act as a practical detention
+from this offence, and would certainly
+remove all ground for complaint
+against the unnecessary severity of
+the law.</p>
+
+<p>With regard to the destruction of
+crops by game, especially when caused
+by the preserves of a neighbouring
+proprietor, the committee seems to
+have been rather at a loss to deal.
+And there is certainly a good deal of
+difficulty in the matter. For on the
+one hand, the game, while committing
+the depredation, is clearly not the
+property of the preserver, and may
+of course be killed by the party to
+whose ground it passes: on the other
+hand, it usually returns to the preserve
+after all the damage has been done.
+This seems to be one of the few instances
+in which the law can afford no
+remedy. The neighbouring farmer may
+indeed either shoot in person, or let
+the right of shooting to another; and
+in most cases he has the power to do
+so&mdash;for if his own landlord is also a
+preserver, it is not likely that the
+damage will be aggravated&mdash;and he
+has taken his farm in the full knowledge
+of the consequences of game preservation.
+Still there must always
+remain an evil, however partial, and
+this leads us to address a few words
+to the general body of the game-preservers.</p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen, some of you are not altogether
+without fault in this matter.
+You have given a handle to accusations,
+which your enemies&mdash;and they
+are the enemies also of the true
+interests of the country&mdash;have been
+eager and zealous in using. You
+have pushed your privileges too far,
+and, if you do not take care, you will
+raise a storm which it may be very
+difficult to allay. What, in the name
+of common sense, is the use of this
+excessive preserving? You are not
+blamed, nor are you blamable, for
+reserving the right of sporting in your
+own properties to yourselves; but why
+make your game such utterly sacred
+animals? Why encourage their over-increase
+to such a degree as must naturally
+injure yourselves by curtailing
+your rent; and which, undoubtedly,
+whatever be his bargain, must irritate
+the farmer, and lessen that harmony
+and good-will which ought to exist betwixt
+you both? Is it for sport you do
+these things? If so, your definition
+of sport must be naturally different
+from ours. The natural instinct of
+the hunter, which is implanted in the
+heart of man, is in some respects
+a noble one. He does not, even
+in a savage state, pursue his game,
+like a wild beast of prey, merely for
+the sake of his appetite&mdash;he has a joy
+in the strong excitement and varied
+incidents of the chase. The wild
+Indian and the Norman disciple of St
+Hubert, alike considered it a science;
+and so it is even now to us who follow
+our pastime upon the mountains, and
+who must learn to be as wary and alert
+as the creatures which we seek to kill.
+The mere skill of the marksman has
+little to do with the real enjoyment of
+sport. That may be as well exhibited
+upon a target as upon a living
+object, and surely there is no pleasure
+at all in the mere wanton destruction
+of life. The true sportsman takes
+delight in the sagacity and steadiness
+of his dogs&mdash;in seeking for the different
+wild animals each in its peculiar
+haunt&mdash;and his relish is all the keener
+for the difficulty and uncertainty of
+his pursuit. Such at least is our idea
+of sport, and we should know something
+about it, having carried a gun
+almost as long as we can remember.
+But it is possible we may be getting
+antiquated in our notions. Two
+months ago we took occasion to make
+some remarks upon the modern
+murders on the moors, and we are
+glad to observe that our humane
+doctrine has been received with almost
+general acquiescence. We must
+now look to the doings at the Manor
+House, at which, Heaven be praised,
+we never have assisted; but the bruit
+thereof has gone abroad, and we believe
+the tidings to be true.</p>
+
+<p>We have heard of game preserved
+over many thousands of acres, not
+waste, but yellow corn-land, with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_770" id="Page_770">[770]</a></span>
+many an intervening belt of noble
+wood and copse, until the ground
+seems actually alive with the number
+of its animal occupants. The large,
+squat, sleek hares lie couched in every
+furrow; each thistle-tuft has its lurking
+rabbit; and ceaseless at evening
+is the crow of the purple-necked
+pheasant from the gorse. The crops
+ripen, and are gathered in, not so
+plentifully as the richness of the land
+would warrant, but still strong and
+heavy. The partridges are now seen
+running in the stubble-fields, or sunning
+themselves on some pleasant
+bank, so secure that they hardly will
+take the trouble to fly away as you
+approach, but generally slip through
+a hedge, and lie down upon the other
+side. And no wonder; for not only
+has no gun been fired over the whole
+extensive domain, though the autumn
+is now well advanced; but a cordon
+of gamekeepers extends along the
+whole skirts of the estate, and neither
+lurcher nor poacher can manage to
+effect an entrance. Within ten minutes
+after they had set foot within
+the guarded territory, the first would
+be sprawling upon his back in the
+agonies of death, and the second on
+his way to the nearest justice of peace,
+with two pairs of knuckles uncomfortably
+lodged within the innermost folds
+of his neckcloth. The proprietor, a
+middle-aged gentleman of sedentary
+habits, does not, in all probability,
+care much about sporting. If he does,
+he rents a moor in Scotland, where he
+amuses himself until well on in October,
+and then feels less disposed for a
+tamer and a heavier sport. But in
+November he expects, after his ancient
+hospitable fashion, to have a select
+party at the manor-house, and he is
+desirous of affording them amusement.
+They arrive, to the number, perhaps,
+of a dozen males, some of then persons
+of an elevated rank, or of high
+political connexion. There is considerable
+commotion on the estate.
+The staff of upper and under keepers
+assemble with a large train of beaters
+before the baronial gateway. They
+bring with them neither pointers nor
+setters&mdash;these old companions of the
+sportsman are useless in a battue;
+but there are some retrievers in the
+leash, and a few well-broken spaniels.
+It is quite a scene for Landseer&mdash;that
+antique portico, with the group before
+it, and the gay and sloping uplands
+illuminated by a clear winter's sun.
+The guests sally forth, all mirth
+and spirits, and the whole party proceed
+to an appointed cover. Then
+begins the massacre. There is a
+shouting and rustling of beaters: at
+every step the gorgeous pheasant
+whirs from the bush, or the partridge
+glances slopingly through the trees,
+or the woodcock wings his way on
+scared and noiseless pinion. Rabbits
+by the hundred are scudding distractedly
+from one pile of brushwood
+to another. Loud cries of "Mark!" are
+heard on every side, and at each shout
+there is the explosion of a fowling-piece.
+No time now to stop and load.
+The keeper behind you is always ready
+with a spare gun. How he manages
+to cram in the powder and shot so
+quickly is an absolute matter of marvel;
+for you let fly at every thing, and
+have lost all regard to the ordinary
+calculations of distance. You had
+better take care of yourself, however,
+for you are getting into a thicket, and
+neither Sir Robert, who is on your
+right, nor the Marquis, who is your
+left-hand neighbour, are remarkable
+for extra caution, and the Baronet,
+in particular, is short-sighted. We
+don't quite like the appearance of that
+hare which is doubling back. You had
+better try to stop her before she reaches
+that vista in the wood. Bang!&mdash;you
+miss, and, at the same moment, a
+charge of number five, from the weapon
+of the Vavasour, takes effect
+upon the corduroys of your thigh,
+and, though the wound is but skin-deep,
+makes you dance an extempore
+fandango.</p>
+
+<p>And so you go on from cover
+to cover, for five successive hours,
+through this rural poultry-yard, slaying,
+and, what is worse, wounding
+without slaying, beyond all ordinary
+calculation. You have had a good
+day's amusement, have you? Our
+dear sir, in the estimation of any
+sensible man or thorough sportsman,
+you might as well have been amusing
+yourself with a ride in the heart of
+Falkirk Tryst, or assisting at one of
+those German Jagds, where the deer
+are driven into inclosures, and shot
+down to the music of lute, harp,
+cymbal, dulcimer, sackbut, and psaltery.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_771" id="Page_771">[771]</a></span>
+In fact, between ourselves, it
+is not a thing to boast of, and the
+amusement is, to say the least of it,
+an expensive one. For the sake of
+giving you, and the Marquis, and Sir
+Robert, and a few more, two or three
+days' sport, your host has sacrificed a
+great part of the legitimate rental of
+his estate&mdash;has maintained, from one
+end of the year to the other, all those
+personages in fustian and moleskin&mdash;and
+has, moreover, made his tenantry
+sulky. Do you think the price paid
+is in any way compensated by the
+value received? Of course not. You
+are a man of sense, and therefore,
+for the future, we trust that you will
+set your face decidedly against the
+battue system: shoot yourself, as a
+gentleman ought to do&mdash;or, if you do
+not care about it, give permission to
+your own tenantry to do so. Rely
+upon it, they will not abuse the
+privilege.</p>
+
+<p>The fact is, there never should be
+more than two coveys in one field, or
+half-a-dozen hares in each moderate
+slip of plantation. That, believe us,
+with the accession you will derive from
+your neighbours, is quite sufficient
+to keep you in exercise during the
+season, and to supply your table with
+game. No tenant whatever will object
+to find food for such a stock. If
+you want more exciting sport, come
+north next August, and we shall take
+you to a moor which is preserved by
+a single shepherd's herd, where you
+may kill your twenty brace a-day for
+a month, and have a chance of a red-deer
+into the bargain. But, if you
+will not leave the south, do not, we
+beseech you, turn yourself into a hen-wife,
+and become ridiculous as a
+hatcher of pheasants' eggs. The thing,
+we are told, has been done by gentlemen
+of small property, for the purpose
+of getting up an appearance of
+game: it would be quite as sane a
+proceeding to improve the beauty of a
+prospect by erecting cast-iron trees.
+Above all things, whatever you do,
+remember that you are the denizen of
+a free country, where individual rights,
+however sacred in themselves, must
+not be extended to the injury of those
+around you.</p>
+
+<p>To say the truth, we have observed
+with great pain, that a far too exclusive
+spirit has of late manifested itself
+in certain high places, and among persons
+whom we regard too much to be
+wholly indifferent to their conduct.
+This very summer the public press has
+been indignant in its denunciation of
+the Dukes of Atholl and Leeds&mdash;the one
+having, as it is alleged, attempted to
+shut up a servitude road through Glen
+Tilt, and the other established a cordon
+for many miles around the skirts
+of Ben-na-Mac-Dhui, our highest
+Scottish mountain. We are not fully
+acquainted with the particulars; but
+from what we have heard, it would
+appear that this wholesale exclusion
+from a vast tract of territory is intended
+to secure the solitude of two
+deer-forests. Now, we are not going
+to argue the matter upon legal
+grounds&mdash;although, knowing something
+of law, we have a shrewd suspicion
+that both noble lords are in
+utter misconception of their rights,
+and are usurping a sovereignty which
+is not to be found in their charters,
+and which was never claimed or
+exercised even by the Scottish Kings.
+But the churlishness of the step is
+undeniable, and we cannot but hope
+that it has proceeded far more on
+thoughtlessness than from intention.
+The day has been, when any clansman,
+or even any stranger, might
+have taken a deer from the forest,
+tree from the hill, or a salmon from
+the river, without leave asked or
+obtained: and though that state of
+society has long since passed away,
+we never till now have heard that the
+free air of the mountains, and their
+heather ranges, are not open to him
+who seeks them. Is it indeed come
+to this, that in bonny Scotland, the
+tourist, the botanist, or the painter,
+are to be debarred from visiting the
+loveliest spots which nature ever
+planted in the heart of a wilderness,
+on pretence that they disturb the
+deer! In a few years we suppose Ben
+Lomond will be preserved, and the
+summit of Ben Nevis remain as unvisited
+by the foot of the traveller
+as the icy peak of the Jungfrau. Not
+so, assuredly, would have acted the
+race of Tullibardine of yore. Royal
+were their hunting gatherings, and
+magnificent the driving of the Tinchel;
+but over all their large territory
+of Atholl, the stranger might have
+wandered unquestioned, except to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_772" id="Page_772">[772]</a></span>
+know if he required hospitality. It is
+not now the gate which is shut, but
+the moor; and that not against the
+depredator, but against the peaceful
+wayfaring man. Nor can we as
+sportsmen admit even the relevancy
+of the reasons which have been assigned
+for this wholesale exclusion. We
+are convinced, that in each season
+not above thirty or forty tourists
+essay the ascent of Ben-na-Mac-Dhui,
+and of that number, in all probability,
+not one has either met or startled a
+red deer. Very few men would venture
+to strike out a devious path for
+themselves over the mountains near
+Loch Aven, which, in fact, constitute
+the wildest district of the island. The
+Quaker tragedy of Helvellyn might
+easily be re-enacted amidst the dreary
+solitudes of Cairn Gorm, and months
+elapse before your friends are put in
+possession of some questionable bones.
+Nothing but enthusiasm will carry a
+man through the intricacies of Glen
+Lui, the property of Lord Fife, to
+whom it was granted at no very distant
+period of time out of the forfeited
+Mar estates, and which is presently
+rented by the Duke of Leeds; and
+nothing more absurd can be supposed,
+than that the entry of a single wanderer
+into that immense domain, can
+have the effect of scaring the deer
+from the limits of so large a range.
+This is an absurd and an empty excuse,
+as every deer-stalker must know.
+A stag is not so easily frightened, nor
+will he fly the country from terror
+at the apparition of the Cockney.
+Depend upon it, the latter will be a
+good deal the more startled of the two.
+With open mouth and large gooseberry
+eyes, he will stand gazing upon
+the vision of the Antlered Monarch;
+the sketch-book and pencil-case drop
+from his tremulous hands, and he
+stands aghast in apprehension of a
+charge of horning, against which he
+has no defence save a cane camp-stool,
+folded up into the semblance of
+a yellow walking-stick. Not so the
+Red-deer. For a few moments he will
+regard the Doudney-clad wanderer
+of the wilds, not in fear but in surprise;
+and then, snuffing the air which
+conveys to his nostrils an unaccustomed
+flavour of bergamot and lavender,
+he will trot away over the
+shoulder of the hill, move further up
+the nearest corrie, and in a quarter of
+an hour will be lying down amidst
+his hinds in the thick brackens that
+border the course of the lonely burn.</p>
+
+<p>We could say a great deal more
+upon this subject; but we hope that
+expansion is unnecessary. Throughout
+all Europe the right of passage
+over waste and uncultivated land,
+where there never were and never
+can be inclosures, appears to be
+universally conceded. What would
+his Grace of Leeds say, if he were
+told that the Bernese Alps were shut
+up, and the liberty of crossing them
+denied, because some Swiss seigneur
+had taken it into his head to establish
+a chamois preserve? The idea of
+preserving deer in the way now attempted
+is completely modern, and
+we hope will be immediately abandoned.
+It must not, for the sake of
+our country, be said, that in Scotland,
+not only the inclosures, but the wilds
+and the mountains are shut out from
+the foot of man; and that, where no
+highway exists, he is debarred from
+the privilege of the heather. Whatever
+may be the abstract legal
+rights of the aristocracy, we protest
+against the policy and propriety of a
+system which would leave Ben
+Cruachan to the eagles, and render
+Loch Ericht and Loch Aven as inaccessible
+as those mighty lakes
+which are said to exist in Central
+Africa, somewhere about the sources
+of the Niger.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_773" id="Page_773">&nbsp;</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>INDEX TO VOL. LX.</h2>
+
+
+<div class="noind">
+Abd-el-Kader, sketches of, 348.<br />
+<br />
+Adelaide, Queen, anecdote of, 584.<br />
+<br />
+Advice to an intending Serialist, 590.<br />
+<br />
+Affghanistan, sketch of the recent history of, 540.<br />
+<br />
+Agave Americana, the, 266.<br />
+<br />
+Agriculture in Mexico, 266.<br />
+<br />
+Aird, Thomas, a summer day by, 277.<br />
+<br />
+Aire, siege of, 529.<br />
+<br />
+Algeria, 534.<br />
+<br />
+America, effects of the discovery of, 261.<br />
+<br />
+Americans and Aborigines, the, a tale of the short war&mdash;Part Last, 45.<br />
+<br />
+Anhalt, Prince of, 529.<br />
+<br />
+Annals and antiquities of London, , <a href="#Page_673">673</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Anti-corn-law league, the, 250.<br />
+<br />
+Arabs, sketches of the, 341.<br />
+<br />
+Army, the, 129<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;present defects in, and their improvement, 131</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;punishments, 133</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;rewards, 136</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;sale of commissions, 137</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;education, 138</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;dress, 142.</span><br />
+<br />
+Arras, siege of, 527.<br />
+<br />
+Ascherson, Herr, 101.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Badger, habits of the, 497.<br />
+<br />
+Barrados, General, defeat of, 274.<br />
+<br />
+Barrett, Miss, poems by, 488.<br />
+<br />
+Bautzen, battle of, 579.<br />
+<br />
+Ben Douda, an Arab chief, 341.<br />
+<br />
+Bethune, capture of, 528.<br />
+<br />
+Blanco, General, 2.<br />
+<br />
+Blidah, town of, 339.<br />
+<br />
+Bocca di Cattaro, the, 431.<br />
+<br />
+Bona, town of, 344.<br />
+<br />
+Boston, town of, 474.<br />
+<br />
+Bouchain, siege of, 537.<br />
+<br />
+Bright, Mr, on the game laws, , <a href="#Page_757">757</a>.<br />
+<br />
+British Association, remarks on the, 640.<br />
+<br />
+Burnes, Sir Alexander, murder of, 553.<br />
+<br />
+Bustamente, president of Mexico, 274.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Cabanero, General, 302.<br />
+<br />
+Cabellos' life of Cabrera, 295.<br />
+<br />
+Cabrera, sketch of the career of, 293.<br />
+<br />
+Callao, fort of, 3.<br />
+<br />
+Canada, sketches of, 464.<br />
+<br />
+Carbunculo of Peru, the, 193.<br />
+<br />
+Carlist war, sketches of the, 293.<br />
+<br />
+Carnicer, Colonel, 293, 294.<br />
+<br />
+Carnival in Peru, the, 9.<br />
+<br />
+Castel Fuerte, viceroy of Peru, 7.<br />
+<br />
+Cathedral of Mexico, the, 269.<br />
+<br />
+Cattaro, town of, 431.<br />
+<br />
+Cerro de Parco, silver mines of, 182.<br />
+<br />
+Change on Change, 492.<br />
+<br />
+Charles Russell, the gentleman commoner, Chap. I., 145<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. II., 309.</span><br />
+<br />
+Chili, war of, with Peru, 2.<br />
+<br />
+Christina of Spain, notices of, , <a href="#Page_741">741</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Coco-tree of Peru, the, 189.<br />
+<br />
+Columbus, from Schiller, 333.<br />
+<br />
+Commissions, sale of, in the army, 137.<br />
+<br />
+Condé, Prince of, , <a href="#Page_704">704</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Conde's Daughter, the, 496.<br />
+<br />
+Condor, the, 3.<br />
+<br />
+Cookery and Civilisation, 238.<br />
+<br />
+Cordilleras of Peru, the, 181.<br />
+<br />
+Corn-law repeal, on the, 249.<br />
+<br />
+Cortes, armour of, 270<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;conquest of Mexico by, 272.</span><br />
+<br />
+Coursing, passion for, in Peru, 15.<br />
+<br />
+Creoles of Peru, the, 8.<br />
+<br />
+Criminal law, on the, , <a href="#Page_721">721</a>.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Dance, the, from Schiller, 480.<br />
+<br />
+Dead Rose, a, by E. B. Barrett, 491.<br />
+<br />
+Death of Zumalacarregui, the, 56.<br />
+<br />
+Dedomenicis, Signor, 103.<br />
+<br />
+Dejazet the actress, 413.<br />
+<br />
+Denmark, sketches of, , <a href="#Page_645">645</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Diseases of Peru, the, 179, 181.<br />
+<br />
+Ditmarschers, the, , <a href="#Page_646">646</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Dost Mohammed, sketch of the life of, 540.<br />
+<br />
+Douay, siege of, 525.<br />
+<br />
+Drama, the romantic, 161.<br />
+<br />
+Dramatic mysteries in Peru, 187.<br />
+<br />
+Dress of the army, the, 143.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_774" id="Page_774">[774]</a></span>Dudevant, Madame, 423.<br />
+<br />
+Dumas, Alexander, notices of, 417.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Earthquakes in Lima, 13.<br />
+<br />
+Education of the soldier, on the, 138.<br />
+<br />
+Elinor Travis, a tale, Chap. II., 83.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chapter the Last, 444.</span><br />
+<br />
+England in the new world, 464.<br />
+<br />
+English Hexameters, letters on,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter I., 19</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter II., 327</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter III., 477.</span><br />
+<br />
+English Poor laws, operation of the, 555.<br />
+<br />
+Epic poem, on the, 163.<br />
+<br />
+Espartero, General, 301.<br />
+<br />
+Espinoza, Major, anecdote of, 303.<br />
+<br />
+Esteller, death of, 303.<br />
+<br />
+Eugene, Prince, 34, , <a href="#Page_698">698</a>.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Fergusson's notes of a professional life, review of, 129.<br />
+<br />
+Fishes of Peru, the, 18.<br />
+<br />
+Flogging in the army, on, 133.<br />
+<br />
+France, state of criminal procedure in, , <a href="#Page_721">721</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Free trade, on, 249.<br />
+<br />
+Frieslanders, the, , <a href="#Page_651">651</a>.<br />
+<br />
+From Schiller, 333.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Game laws, on the, , <a href="#Page_754">754</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Gaming, prevalence of, in Mexico, 267.<br />
+<br />
+Germany, state of criminal law in, , <a href="#Page_721">721</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Ghent, capture of, by Marlborough, 23.<br />
+<br />
+Girardin, M., 420.<br />
+<br />
+Gomez, General, 299.<br />
+<br />
+Guano deposits in Peru, the, 17.<br />
+<br />
+Gutzkow's Paris, review of, 411.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Hanging bridges of Peru, the, 182.<br />
+<br />
+Hector in the garden, by Elizabeth B. Barrett, 493.<br />
+<br />
+Heron, habits of the, 397.<br />
+<br />
+Hexameters, English, letters on<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter I., 19.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter II., 327.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter III., 477.</span><br />
+<br />
+Hidalgos, insurrection of, in Mexico, 272.<br />
+<br />
+Highland wild sports, 389.<br />
+<br />
+Historical romance, on the, 162.<br />
+<br />
+Hochelaga, or England in the New World, review of, 464.<br />
+<br />
+Holsche, Lieutenant, anecdotes of, 587, 588.<br />
+<br />
+Holstein, sketches of, , <a href="#Page_645">645</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Honour to the Plough, 613.<br />
+<br />
+Horses of Algeria, the, 345<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;of Peru, 11.</span><br />
+<br />
+How I became a Yeoman&mdash;Chap. I., 358<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. II., 362</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. III., 366</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. IV., 371.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. V., 374.</span><br />
+<br />
+How to build a house and live in it&mdash;No. II., 349.<br />
+<br />
+Howden, Lord, death of Zumalacarregui by, 56.<br />
+<br />
+Hydropathy, on, 376.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Ignazio, 102.<br />
+<br />
+Imprisonment as a punishment, on, , <a href="#Page_722">722</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Indians of Peru, the, 183, 185.<br />
+<br />
+Inns of Peru, the, 181.<br />
+<br />
+Inquisition in Peru, the, 7.<br />
+<br />
+Isabella of Spain, marriage of, , <a href="#Page_740">740</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Iturbide, rise and fall of, 273.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Jalapa, city of, 265.<br />
+<br />
+Jamaica, Metcalfe's government of, , <a href="#Page_662">662</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Janin, Jules, 421.<br />
+<br />
+Jesuits, expulsion of the, from Peru, 6.<br />
+<br />
+Jews in Algiers, the, 344.<br />
+<br />
+Juan Fernandez, island of, 3.<br />
+<br />
+Juan Santos, insurrection of, 190.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Kabyles, the, 345.<br />
+<br />
+Kennedy's Algeria, review of, 334.<br />
+<br />
+Kingston, town of, 470.<br />
+<br />
+Kleist, General, 579.<br />
+<br />
+Kohl in Denmark and the Marshes, review of, , <a href="#Page_645">645</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Kulm, battle of, 581.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Lal, Mohan, Life of Dost Mahommed by, 539.<br />
+<br />
+Last recollections of Napoleon, 110.<br />
+<br />
+Late and present Ministry, the, 249.<br />
+<br />
+Lays and legends of the Thames, , <a href="#Page_729">729</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Law, the, and its punishments, , <a href="#Page_721">721</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Letters and impressions from Paris, 411.<br />
+<br />
+Letters on English Hexameters<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter I., 19.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter II., 327.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter III., 477.</span><br />
+<br />
+Life at the water cure, review of, 376.<br />
+<br />
+Lille, siege and citadel of, 22.<br />
+<br />
+Lima, town of, 5.<br />
+<br />
+Lodge, A., the Minstrel's Curse, by, 177.<br />
+<br />
+London, annals and antiquities of, , <a href="#Page_673">673</a>.<br />
+<br />
+London Bridge, , <a href="#Page_730">730</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Louis XIV., character of, 517<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;contrasted with William III., 522.</span><br />
+<br />
+Louis Philippe and the Spanish marriages, , <a href="#Page_742">742</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Lowe, Sir Hudson, 122, 126.<br />
+<br />
+Luigia de Medici, 614.<br />
+<br />
+Lutzen, battle of, 578.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Maconochie, Captain, on punishment, , <a href="#Page_725">725</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Malplaquet, battle of, 33.<br />
+<br />
+Man's requirements, by Elizabeth B. Barrett, 489.<br />
+<br />
+Marey, General, 340.<br />
+<br />
+Market of Lima, the, 12.<br />
+<br />
+Marlborough's Dispatches, 1708, 1709, 22<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;1710, 1711, 517</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;1711, 1712, , <a href="#Page_690">690</a></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;his death and character, , <a href="#Page_702">702</a>.</span><br />
+<br />
+Marshall's Military Miscellany, review of, 129.<br />
+<br />
+Maude's Spinning, by E. B. Barrett, 490.<br />
+<br />
+Medeah, town of, 340.<br />
+<br />
+Mesmeric mountebanks, 223.<br />
+<br />
+Metcalfe, Lord, government of Jamaica by, , <a href="#Page_662">662</a>.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_775" id="Page_775">[775]</a></span>Mexico, its history and people, 261<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;valley and city of, 269.</span><br />
+<br />
+Mildred, a tale&mdash;Part I., chapter I., , <a href="#Page_709">709</a><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;chapter II., , <a href="#Page_713">713</a></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;chapter III., , <a href="#Page_711">718</a>.</span><br />
+<br />
+Military Education in Prussia, 573.<br />
+<br />
+Mine, forest, and cordillera, the, 172.<br />
+<br />
+Minstrel's Curse the, from Uhland, 177.<br />
+<br />
+Mohan Lal in Affghanistan, 539.<br />
+<br />
+Monasteries of Spain, state of, when suppressed, 295.<br />
+<br />
+Mons, siege of, 31.<br />
+<br />
+Montalban, siege of, 305.<br />
+<br />
+Montenegro, visit to the Vladika of, 428.<br />
+<br />
+Montesquieu, Marshal, 525.<br />
+<br />
+Montholon's Napoleon, review of, 110.<br />
+<br />
+Montpensier, Duke of, , <a href="#Page_751">751</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Montreal, town of, 470.<br />
+<br />
+More Rogues in Outline&mdash;the sick antiquary, 101<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Signor Dedomenicis, 103</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Scaling a coin, 107.</span><br />
+<br />
+Moreau, death of, 580.<br />
+<br />
+Morella, capture of, by Cabrera, 301.<br />
+<br />
+Morellos, insurrection of, 272.<br />
+<br />
+Moriamur pro Rege Nostro&mdash;Chap. I., 194<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. II., 201</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. III., 210</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. IV., 216</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Conclusion, 221.</span><br />
+<br />
+Morning and other poems, review of, 62.<br />
+<br />
+Mules of Peru, the, 12.<br />
+<br />
+Museum of Mexico, the, 270.<br />
+<br />
+My College Friends&mdash;No. IV., Charles Russell, the gentleman commoner<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. I., 145</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. II., 309.</span><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Napoleon and Louis XIV., parallel between, 520<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;last recollections of, 110.</span><br />
+<br />
+Negro carnival in Peru, the, 17.<br />
+<br />
+Negroes of Peru, the, 9.<br />
+<br />
+Niagara, Falls of, 471.<br />
+<br />
+Nogueras, General, 297.<br />
+<br />
+North America, features of, 262.<br />
+<br />
+New Scottish Plays and Poems, 62.<br />
+<br />
+New Sentimental Journey, a&mdash;At Moulins, 481<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Clermont, 484</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;on a stone, 606</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;the Philosopher, 608</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;a Shandrydan, 611.</span><br />
+<br />
+Newspapers, on, 629.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Odysseus, from Schiller, 333.<br />
+<br />
+Ogilvy's Highland Minstrelsy, review of, 62.<br />
+<br />
+Old Ignazio, 102.<br />
+<br />
+Opera in Paris, state of the, 415.<br />
+<br />
+Operation of the English Poor-laws, 555.<br />
+<br />
+Orizaba, mountain of, 265.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Palace of Mexico, the, 269.<br />
+<br />
+Pardinas, General, defeat and death of, 303.<br />
+<br />
+Paredes, General, 275.<br />
+<br />
+Paris, letters and impressions from, 411.<br />
+<br />
+Peel, Sir Robert, policy of, 249<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;his financial system, 252.</span><br />
+<br />
+Pellicer, Colonel, cruelties of, 306.<br />
+<br />
+Perote, town of, 265.<br />
+<br />
+Peru, 1<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;the mine, forest, and cordillera, 179.</span><br />
+<br />
+Poaching in the Highlands, 403.<br />
+<br />
+Poems by Elizabeth Barrett Barrett<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;a woman's shortcomings, 488</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;a man's requirements, 489</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Maude's spinning, 490</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;a dead rose, 491</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;change on change, 492</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;a reed, ib.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Hector in the garden, 493.</span><br />
+<br />
+Poetry&mdash;The minstrel's curse, 177<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;a summer day, by Thomas Aird, 277</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Columbus, &amp;c., from Schiller, 333</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;the Dance, from Schiller, 480</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;poems by Miss Barrett, 488</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;honour to the plough, 613</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;London Bridge, , <a href="#Page_730">730</a></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Song for the million, , <a href="#Page_733">733</a></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Thames Tunnel, , <a href="#Page_736">736</a></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;St Magnus', Kirkwall, , <a href="#Page_753">753</a>.</span><br />
+<br />
+Poor-Law, operation of the, 555.<br />
+<br />
+Prussian military memoirs, 572.<br />
+<br />
+Puebla, city of, 268.<br />
+<br />
+Pulque, manufacture of, 266.<br />
+<br />
+Puna of Peru, the, 186.<br />
+<br />
+Punishment, state of, under the English law, , <a href="#Page_722">722</a><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;objects of, , <a href="#Page_724">724</a>.</span><br />
+<br />
+Punishments in the army, 134<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;of the law, , <a href="#Page_721">721</a>.</span><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Quebec, city of, 465.<br />
+<br />
+Quesnoy, capture of, , <a href="#Page_694">694</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Quinté, bay of, 470.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Rachel the actress, 413.<br />
+<br />
+Rahden's wanderings of a soldier, review of, 572.<br />
+<br />
+Raven, anecdotes of the, 402.<br />
+<br />
+Recent royal marriages, on , <a href="#Page_740">740</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Red deer, habits of the, 408.<br />
+<br />
+Reed, a, by Elizabeth Barrett Barrett, 492.<br />
+<br />
+Reichenbach, count, anecdote of, 577, 584.<br />
+<br />
+Requiera, Padre, 15.<br />
+<br />
+Rewards for the army, on, 136.<br />
+<br />
+Roads of Peru, the, 80.<br />
+<br />
+Robbers of Mexico, the, 267<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;of Peru, 14.</span><br />
+<br />
+Romantic drama, the, 161.<br />
+<br />
+Russell minstry, the, 257.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+St John's wild sports of the Highlands, review of, 389.<br />
+<br />
+St John's, town of, 464.<br />
+<br />
+St Juan D'Ulloa, fort of, 265.<br />
+<br />
+St Magnus', Kirkwall, , <a href="#Page_753">753</a>.<br />
+<br />
+St Marie's Algeria, review of, 334.<br />
+<br />
+St Venant, capture of, 529.<br />
+<br />
+Salcedo silver mine, the, 184.<br />
+<br />
+San Jose silver mine, 185.<br />
+<br />
+Sand, George, 423.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_776" id="Page_776">[776]</a></span>Santa Anna, rise of, 273.<br />
+<br />
+Santa Cruz, protector of Peru, 2.<br />
+<br />
+Santos, Juan, 190.<br />
+<br />
+Scaling a coin, 107.<br />
+<br />
+Schiller, translations from, 333, 480.<br />
+<br />
+Scorpion eaters among the Arabs, 342.<br />
+<br />
+Scottish plays and poems, 62.<br />
+<br />
+Seal, habits of the, 401.<br />
+<br />
+Segura, destruction of the town of, 304.<br />
+<br />
+Serialist, advice to an intending, 590.<br />
+<br />
+Shark, combat with a, 3.<br />
+<br />
+Short enlistments, advantages of, 132.<br />
+<br />
+Shujah, Shah, sketches of, 541.<br />
+<br />
+Sick antiquary, the, 101.<br />
+<br />
+Signor Dedomenicis, 103.<br />
+<br />
+Silver mines of Mexico, the, 271<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;of Peru, 182.</span><br />
+<br />
+Smith, Hannibal, letter to, 590.<br />
+<br />
+Smith's antiquarian ramble in the streets of London, review of, , <a href="#Page_673">673</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Solitary confinement, on, , <a href="#Page_725">725</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Song for the million, , <a href="#Page_733">733</a>.<br />
+<br />
+South America, features of, 262.<br />
+<br />
+Soyer's cookery, review of, 238.<br />
+<br />
+Spanish marriage, on the, 631-, <a href="#Page_740">740</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Steffens, Professor, anecdote of, 577.<br />
+<br />
+Storms of Peru, the, 182.<br />
+<br />
+Summer day, a, by Thomas Aird, 277.<br />
+<br />
+Superstitions of Mexico, the, 275.<br />
+<br />
+Surville, defence of Tournay by, 29.<br />
+<br />
+Swan, wild, habits of the, 398.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Thames, Lays and Legends of the, , <a href="#Page_729">729</a><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;tunnel, , <a href="#Page_735">735</a>.</span><br />
+<br />
+Things in general, 625.<br />
+<br />
+Tournay, siege of, 28.<br />
+<br />
+Tower of London, the, , <a href="#Page_732">732</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Tschudi's Peru, review of, 1, 179.<br />
+<br />
+Tupac Amaru, 191.<br />
+<br />
+Turenne, Marshal, , <a href="#Page_704">704</a>.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Uhland, the minstrel's curse by, 177.<br />
+<br />
+United States, sketches of the, 471.<br />
+<br />
+Utrecht, peace of, , <a href="#Page_693">693</a>.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Valparaiso, town of, 3.<br />
+<br />
+Vampire bat of Peru, the, 192.<br />
+<br />
+Vandamme, General, 581.<br />
+<br />
+Vera Cruz, town of, 263.<br />
+<br />
+Vigo, General, death of, 304.<br />
+<br />
+Villars, Marshal, 33, 526.<br />
+<br />
+Visit to the Vladika of Montenegro, a, 428.<br />
+<br />
+Von Rahden's wanderings of a soldier, review of, 575.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Water cure, the, 376.<br />
+<br />
+Waterloo, Napoleon on, 123.<br />
+<br />
+Welford's evidence on the game laws, , <a href="#Page_757">757</a>.<br />
+<br />
+West Indies, recent history of the, , <a href="#Page_662">662</a>.<br />
+<br />
+White's Earl of Gowrie, &amp;c., review of, 62.<br />
+<br />
+Wild Sports and Natural History of the Highlands, 389.<br />
+<br />
+Wild swan, habits of the, 398.<br />
+<br />
+William III., parallel between, and Louis XIV., 522.<br />
+<br />
+Woman's shortcomings, by E. B. Barrett, 488.<br />
+<br />
+Woods of Peru, the, 192.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Yanez, colonel, death of, 268.<br />
+<br />
+Yca, province of, 17.<br />
+<br />
+Yussuf, an Arab leader, 347<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Zettinié, city of, 439<br />
+<br />
+Zumalacarregui, death of, 56.<br />
+</div>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p class="center"><i>Edinburgh: Printed by Ballantyne and Hughes, Paul's Work, Canongate.</i></p>
+<hr class="chap" />
+<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> Mr Kohl fixes the date of the "melted lead" day at 1319, forgetting that
+Margaret, the Semiramis of the North, in whose reign the event occurred, did not
+reign in Denmark until about 1375. She died in 1412.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_2_2" id="Footnote_2_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_2_2"><span class="label">[2]</span></a> In the year 1660, the different estates of Denmark made a voluntary surrender
+of their rights into the hands of their sovereign, who became by that act
+<i>absolute</i>: it is a fact unparalleled in the history of any other country. Up to the
+year 1834, this unlimited power was exercised by the kings, who, it must be said
+to their honour, never abused it by seeking to oppress or enslave their subjects.
+In the year 1834, however, Frederic VI., of his own free will and choice, established
+a representative government. The gift was by no means conferred in
+consequence of any discontent exhibited under the hitherto restrictive system.
+The intentions of the monarch were highly praiseworthy; their wisdom is not so
+clear, as, under the new law, the kingdom is divided into four parts&mdash;1. The
+Islands; 2. Sleswig; 3. Jutland; 4. Holstein; each having its own provincial
+assembly. The number of representatives for the whole country amounts to 1217.
+Each representative receives four rix-dollars a-day (a rix-dollar is 2s. 2<sup><small>1</small></sup>&frasl;<sub><small>2</small></sub>d.) for
+his services, besides his travelling expenses. The communication between the
+sovereign and the assembly is through a royal commissioner, who is allowed to
+vote, but not to speak.&mdash;See <i>Wheaton's History of Scandinavia</i>.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_3_3" id="Footnote_3_3"></a><a href="#FNanchor_3_3"><span class="label">[3]</span></a> Whilst in this neighbourhood, Mr Kohl should have explored the Gunderler
+Wood, where stone circles and earth mounds are yet carefully preserved, marking
+the site of one of the principal places of sacrifice in heathen times. At <i>Gysselfelt</i>,
+a lay nunnery exists, founded as recently as the year 1799.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_4_4" id="Footnote_4_4"></a><a href="#FNanchor_4_4"><span class="label">[4]</span></a> It was by the Duchess of Newcastle, according to Pepys, that this play was
+written. In his Diary he says, under date of the 11th April 1667:&mdash;"To
+Whitehall, thinking there to have seen the Duchess of Newcastle coming this
+night to court to make a visit to the Queen. The whole story of this lady is a
+romance, and all she does is romantic. Her footmen in velvet coats, and herself
+in an antique dress, as they say; and was the other day at her own play, <i>The</i>
+<i>Humorous Lovers</i>, the most ridiculous thing that ever was wrote, but yet she and
+her lord mightily pleased with it; and she at the end made her respects to the
+players from her box, and did give them thanks." This was the eccentric dame
+who kept a maid of honour sitting up all night, to write down any bright idea or
+happy inspiration by which she might be visited.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_5_5" id="Footnote_5_5"></a><a href="#FNanchor_5_5"><span class="label">[5]</span></a> "The siege, so far as it depends on me, shall be pushed with all possible vigour,
+and I do not altogether despair but that, from the success of this campaign,
+we may hear of some advances made towards that which we so much desire. And
+I shall esteem it much the happiest part of my life, if I can be instrumental in
+putting a good end to the war, which grows so burdensome to our country, as well
+as to our allies."&mdash;<i>Marlborough to Lord Oxford</i>, Aug. 20, 1711; Coxe, vi. 92.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_6_6" id="Footnote_6_6"></a><a href="#FNanchor_6_6"><span class="label">[6]</span></a> Coxe, vi. 93.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_7_7" id="Footnote_7_7"></a><a href="#FNanchor_7_7"><span class="label">[7]</span></a> "As you have given me encouragement to enter into the strictest confidence
+with you, I beg your friendly advice in what manner I am to conduct myself.
+You cannot but imagine it would be a terrible mortification for me to pass by
+the Hague when our plenipotentiaries are there, and myself a stranger to their
+transactions; and what hopes can I have of any countenance at home if I am not
+thought fit to be trusted abroad?"&mdash;<i>Marlborough to the Lord Treasurer</i>, 21st Oct.
+1711.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_8_8" id="Footnote_8_8"></a><a href="#FNanchor_8_8"><span class="label">[8]</span></a> I hear, that in his conversation with the Queen, the Duke of Marlborough
+has spoken against what we are doing; in short, his fate hangs heavy upon him,
+and he has of late pursued every counsel which was worst for him.&mdash;<i>Bolingbroke's
+Letters</i>, i. 480. Nov. 24, 1711.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_9_9" id="Footnote_9_9"></a><a href="#FNanchor_9_9"><span class="label">[9]</span></a> <i>Parl. Hist.</i>, 10th December 1711.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_10_10" id="Footnote_10_10"></a><a href="#FNanchor_10_10"><span class="label">[10]</span></a> <span class="smcap">Swift's</span> <i>Journal to Stella</i>, Dec. 8, 1711.&mdash;Swift said to the Lord Treasurer,
+in his usual ironical style, "If there is no remedy, your lordship will lose your
+head; but I shall only be hung, and so carry my body entire to the grave."&mdash;Coxe,
+vi. 148, 157.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_11_11" id="Footnote_11_11"></a><a href="#FNanchor_11_11"><span class="label">[11]</span></a> Cunningham, ii. 367.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_12_12" id="Footnote_12_12"></a><a href="#FNanchor_12_12"><span class="label">[12]</span></a> <span class="smcap">Burnet's</span> <i>History of his Own Times</i>, vi. 116.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_13_13" id="Footnote_13_13"></a><a href="#FNanchor_13_13"><span class="label">[13]</span></a> <i>Mém. de Torcy</i>, iii. 268, 269.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_14_14" id="Footnote_14_14"></a><a href="#FNanchor_14_14"><span class="label">[14]</span></a> <span class="smcap">Swift's</span> <i>Four Last Years of Queen Anne</i>, 59; <i>Continuation of</i> <span class="smcap">Rapin</span>, xviii.
+468. 8vo edit.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_15_15" id="Footnote_15_15"></a><a href="#FNanchor_15_15"><span class="label">[15]</span></a> "The French will see that there is a possibility of reviving the love of war
+in our people, by the indignation that has been expressed at the plan given in at
+Utrecht."&mdash;<i>Mr Secretary St John to British Plenipotentiary</i>, Dec. 28, 1711.&mdash;<span class="smcap">Bolingbroke's</span>
+<i>Correspondence</i>, ii. 93.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_16_16" id="Footnote_16_16"></a><a href="#FNanchor_16_16"><span class="label">[16]</span></a> Coxe, vi. 189, 184.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_17_17" id="Footnote_17_17"></a><a href="#FNanchor_17_17"><span class="label">[17]</span></a> <i>Mém. de Villars</i>, ii. 197.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_18_18" id="Footnote_18_18"></a><a href="#FNanchor_18_18"><span class="label">[18]</span></a> "Her Majesty, my lord, has reason to believe that we shall come to an
+agreement upon the great article of the union of the monarchies, as soon as a
+courier sent from Versailles to Madrid can return. It is, therefore, the Queen's
+<i>positive command</i> to your Grace that <i>you avoid engaging in any siege, or hazarding
+a battle</i>, till you have further orders from her Majesty. I am, at the same time,
+directed to let your Grace know, that you are <i>to disguise the receipt of this order</i>;
+and her Majesty thinks you cannot want pretences for conducting yourself, without
+owning that which might at present have an ill effect if it was publicly known.
+<i>P.S.</i> I had almost forgot to tell your Grace that communication is made of this
+order <i>to the Court of France</i>, so that if the Marshal de Villars takes, in any private
+way, notice of it to you, your Grace will answer it accordingly."&mdash;<i>Mr Secretary
+St John to the Duke of Ormond</i>, May 10, 1712. <span class="smcap">Bolingbroke's</span> <i>Correspondence</i>,
+ii. 320.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_19_19" id="Footnote_19_19"></a><a href="#FNanchor_19_19"><span class="label">[19]</span></a> Eugene to Marlborough, June 9, 1712.&mdash;Coxe vi. 199.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_20_20" id="Footnote_20_20"></a><a href="#FNanchor_20_20"><span class="label">[20]</span></a> <i>Parl. Hist.</i>, May 28, 1712. <i>Lockhart Papers</i>, i, 392</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_21_21" id="Footnote_21_21"></a><a href="#FNanchor_21_21"><span class="label">[21]</span></a> <i>Coxe</i>, vi. 192, 193.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_22_22" id="Footnote_22_22"></a><a href="#FNanchor_22_22"><span class="label">[22]</span></a> "No one can doubt the Duke of Ormond's bravery; but he is not like a certain
+general who led troops to the slaughter, to cause a great number of officers to be
+knocked on the head in a battle, or against stone walls, in order to fill his pockets
+by the sale of their commissions."&mdash;Coxe, vi. 196.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_23_23" id="Footnote_23_23"></a><a href="#FNanchor_23_23"><span class="label">[23]</span></a> <i>Lockhart Papers</i>, i. 392; Coxe, vi. 196, 199.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_24_24" id="Footnote_24_24"></a><a href="#FNanchor_24_24"><span class="label">[24]</span></a> The words of the treaty, which subsequent events have rendered of importance,
+on this point, were these:&mdash;Philippe V. King of Spain renounced "à toutes pretentions,
+droits, et tîtres que lui et sa postérité avaient ou pourraient avoir à
+l'avenir à la couronne de France. Il consentit pour lui et sa postérité que ce
+droit fût tenu et considéré comme passé au Duc de Berry son frère et à ses
+descendans et postérité <i>male</i>; et en defaut de ce prince, et de sa postérité <i>male</i>, au
+Duc de Bourbon son cousin et <i>à ses héritiers</i>, et aussi successivement à tous les
+princes du sang de France." The Duke of Saxony and his <i>male</i> heirs were called
+to the succession, failing Philippe V. and his male heirs. This act of renunciation
+and entail of the crown of Spain on <i>male</i> heirs, was ratified by the Cortes of Castile
+and Arragon; by the parliament of Paris, by Great Britain and France in the
+sixth article of the Treaty of Utrecht.&mdash;<i>Vide</i> <span class="smcap">Schoell</span>, <i>Hist. de Trait.</i>, ii. 99, 105,
+and <span class="smcap">Dumont</span>, <i>Corp. Dipl.</i>, tom. viii. p. 1. p. 339.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_25_25" id="Footnote_25_25"></a><a href="#FNanchor_25_25"><span class="label">[25]</span></a> Coxe, vi. 205.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_26_26" id="Footnote_26_26"></a><a href="#FNanchor_26_26"><span class="label">[26]</span></a> Cunningham, ii. 432; Milner, 356.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_27_27" id="Footnote_27_27"></a><a href="#FNanchor_27_27"><span class="label">[27]</span></a> <i>Mém. de Villars</i>, ii. 396, 421.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_28_28" id="Footnote_28_28"></a><a href="#FNanchor_28_28"><span class="label">[28]</span></a> Mr Pitt to Sir Benjamin Keene.&mdash;<i>Memoirs of the Spanish Kings</i>, c. 57.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_29_29" id="Footnote_29_29"></a><a href="#FNanchor_29_29"><span class="label">[29]</span></a> <i>Life of Marlborough</i>, 175.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_30_30" id="Footnote_30_30"></a><a href="#FNanchor_30_30"><span class="label">[30]</span></a> "At the future congress, his Imperial Majesty will do all that is possible to
+sustain my Lord Duke in the principality of Mendleheim, but if it should so happen
+that any invincible difficulty should occur in that affair, his Imperial Highness
+will give his Highness an equivalent out of his own hereditary dominions."&mdash;<i>Emperor
+Charles VI. to Duchess of Marlborough</i>, August 8, 1712.&mdash;Coxe, vi. 248.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_31_31" id="Footnote_31_31"></a><a href="#FNanchor_31_31"><span class="label">[31]</span></a> Coxe, vi. 249, 251.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_32_32" id="Footnote_32_32"></a><a href="#FNanchor_32_32"><span class="label">[32]</span></a> Duke of Marlborough's Answer, June 2, 1713.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_33_33" id="Footnote_33_33"></a><a href="#FNanchor_33_33"><span class="label">[33]</span></a> Coxe, vi. 369, 373.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_34_34" id="Footnote_34_34"></a><a href="#FNanchor_34_34"><span class="label">[34]</span></a> Coxe, vi. 263.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_35_35" id="Footnote_35_35"></a><a href="#FNanchor_35_35"><span class="label">[35]</span></a> Lediard, 496. Coxe, vi. 384, 385.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_36_36" id="Footnote_36_36"></a><a href="#FNanchor_36_36"><span class="label">[36]</span></a> Coxe, vi. 384-387.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_37_37" id="Footnote_37_37"></a><a href="#FNanchor_37_37"><span class="label">[37]</span></a> Marlborough's Dispatches. <i>Blackwood's Magazine</i>, Nov. 1846, p.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_38_38" id="Footnote_38_38"></a><a href="#FNanchor_38_38"><span class="label">[38]</span></a> Marlborough House in London cost about L.100,000.&mdash;Coxe, vi. 399.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_39_39" id="Footnote_39_39"></a><a href="#FNanchor_39_39"><span class="label">[39]</span></a> <span class="smcap">Smith's</span> <i>Moral Sentiments</i>, ii. 158.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_40_40" id="Footnote_40_40"></a><a href="#FNanchor_40_40"><span class="label">[40]</span></a> <span class="smcap">Bolingbroke's</span> <i>Letters on the Study of History</i>, ii. 172.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_41_41" id="Footnote_41_41"></a><a href="#FNanchor_41_41"><span class="label">[41]</span></a> "Il existe des malades dont les clous jai'lissent des chaussures quand ils sont
+étendus dans la direction du nord."</p></div></div>
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+BLACKWOOD'S EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.
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+ KOHL IN DENMARK AND IN THE MARSHES, 645
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+ LORD METCALFE'S GOVERNMENT OF JAMAICA, 662
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+ ANNALS AND ANTIQUITIES OF LONDON, 673
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+ MARLBOROUGH'S DISPATCHES. 1711-1712, 690
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+ MILDRED. A TALE. PART I., 709
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+ THE LAW AND ITS PUNISHMENTS, 721
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+ LEGENDS OF THE THAMES, 729
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+
+KOHL IN DENMARK AND IN THE MARSHES.
+
+ _Die Marschen und Inseln der Herzogthümer Schleswig und
+ Holstein. Reisen in Dänemark und den Herzogthümer Schleswig und
+ Holstein._
+
+
+Mr. Kohl, the most prolific of modern German writers, the most
+indefatigable of travellers, is already well known to the English
+public by his "Sketches of the English," "Travels in Ireland," and
+many other publications too numerous to remember. He is a gentleman
+of marvellous facility in travelling over foreign ground--of
+extraordinary capabilities in the manufacturing of books. Within
+five years he has given to the world, hostages for fame, some
+thirty or forty volumes; and explored, socially, politically,
+scientifically, and æsthetically, North and South Russia, Poland,
+Moravia, Hungary, Bavaria, Great Britain, France, Denmark, and we
+know not how many other countries besides. It is as difficult to
+stop his pen as his feet. He is always trotting, and writing whilst
+he trots, and evidently without the smallest fatigue from either
+occupation. He plays on earth the part assigned to the lark above it
+by the poet: he,
+
+ "Singing, still doth soar; and soaring, ever singeth."
+
+He has already announced a scheme that has occurred to him for
+a commercial map, which shall contain, in various colours, the
+productions and raw materials of every country in the world, with
+lines appended, marking the course they take to their several ports
+of embarkation. We shrewdly suspect that this gigantic scheme has
+grown out of another, more personal and profitable, and already
+put in practice. We could almost swear that Mr Kohl had drawn up a
+literary map on the very same principle, with dots for the countries
+and districts to be visited and worked up, and lines to mark the
+course for the conveyance of that very raw material, which he is
+eternally digging up on the way, in the shape of disquisitions about
+nothing, and moral reflections on every thing. Denmark occupies him
+to-day. We will wager that he is already intent upon working out an
+article or book from neighbouring Norway or adjacent Sweden.
+
+It was remarked the other day by a writer, that one great literary
+fault of the present day is a desire to be "so priggishly curt and
+epigrammatic," that almost every lucubration comes from the furnace
+with a coating of "small impertinence," perfectly intolerable to
+the sober reader. If any writer is anxious to correct this fault,
+let him take our advice gratis, and sit down at once to a course
+of Kohl. So admirable a spinner of long yarns from the smallest
+threads, never flourished. We have most honestly and perseveringly
+waded through his eleven or twelve hundred pages of close print,
+and we unhesitatingly confess that we have never before perused
+so much, of which we have retained so little. Does not every man,
+woman, and child, in these days of cheap fares and everlasting
+steamers, know by heart all that can be said or sung about "tones
+from the sea?" Are they not to be summoned, at any given moment,
+under any given circumstances, by your fire at twilight, on your
+pillow at midnight? Mr Kohl proses about these eternal "_tones_,"
+till salt water becomes odious--about storms, till they calm you
+to sleep--about calms, till they drive you to fury--about winds
+and waves, till your head aches with their motion. We will not
+pretend to tell you, reader, all the differences that exist between
+high marsh-land and low marsh-land, broad dikes and narrow dikes,
+or to describe the downs and embankments which we have seen, go
+whithersoever we may, ever since we have risen from the perusal of
+Mr Kohl's book. We will not, because Mr Kohl has dealt hardly by
+us, have our revenge upon you. Nay, we could not, if we would. The
+picture is jumbled in our critical head, as it lies confused in
+the author's work, which is as disjointed a labour as ever puzzled
+science seeking in chaos for a system. Backwards and forwards he
+goes--now up to his head in the marshes, now lighting upon an
+island, disdaining geography, giving the go-by to history, dragging
+us recklessly through digressions, repudiating any thing like order,
+and utterly oblivious of that beautiful scheme so dear to his heart,
+by which we are to trace the natural course of every thing under the
+sun but the narrative of Mr Kohl's very tedious adventures.
+
+Mr Kohl knows very well what is the duty of a faithful delineator of
+foreign countries and manners. He acknowledges in his preface, that
+his work is rather a make-up of simple remarks than a comprehensive
+description of the countries named in the titlepage. This confession
+is not--as is often the case--a modest appreciation of great merits,
+but a true estimate of small achievements. It is the simple fact.
+As for the consolatory reflections of the author, that he has at
+all events proved that he knows more of the lands he describes than
+his countrymen who stay at home, it is of so lowly a character that
+we are by no means disposed to discuss it. When he adds, however,
+that he has already earned a kind reception from the world, and
+trusts to be reckoned amongst the men who have been useful, we may
+be permitted to hint, that neither a kind reception nor the quality
+of usefulness will long be vouchsafed to the individual who leads
+confiding but unfortunate readers a Will-o'-the-Wisp chase over bogs
+and moors that have no end, and compels them to swallow, diluted in
+bottles three, the draught which might easily have found its way
+into an ordinary phial.
+
+That there are gems in the volumes cannot be denied: that they
+are not of the first water, is equally beyond a doubt. Scattered
+over a prodigious surface, they have not been gained without some
+difficulty. Those who are not able or disposed to turn to the
+original, will be glad to learn from us something of the sturdy
+Frieslanders and Ditmarschers. They who have energy and patience
+enough to overcome the prolixity of the author, will at least give
+us credit for some perseverance, and appreciate the difficulties of
+our task.
+
+Mr Kohl commences his work with a description of the _Islands_.
+We will follow the order of the titlepage, and begin with the
+"Marshes" and their brave and hardy inhabitants. The author informs
+us, with pardonable exultation, that, upon asking a German of
+ordinary education whether he knew who the Ditmarschers are, he
+was most satisfactorily answered, "_Ja wohl!_ are they not the
+famous peasants of Denmark who would not surrender to the king?"
+We question whether many Englishmen, of even an extraordinary
+education, would have answered at once so glibly or correctly. To
+enable them to meet the question of any future Kohl with promptness
+and success, we will introduce them at once to this singular race,
+and give a rapid sketch of their country and political existence.
+
+The territory inhabited by the Ditmarschers is a small district of
+flat country, stretching along the Elbe and the Eyder, and is about
+a hundred miles in length. Its maritime frontier was originally
+defended by lofty mounds, which opposed the encroachments of the
+sea; whilst inland it found protection in an almost impenetrable
+barrier of thick wood, bogs, lakes, and morass. This barrier
+constitutes the marshes so minutely described by our author. The
+Ditmarschers are a people of Friesic origin; the name, according
+to Mr Kohl, being derived from _Marsch_, _Meeresland_, sea-land,
+and _Dith_, _Thit_, or _Teut_, _Deutsch_, German. In the time
+of Charlemagne, or his immediate successors, the district was
+included in the department of the Mouth of the Elbe, and was known
+as the Countship of Stade. It was bestowed by the Emperor Henry
+IV., in 1602, upon the archbishops of Bremen, to be held by them
+in fief. The Ditmarschers, however, were but slippery subjects;
+and, maintaining an actual independence within their embankments,
+cared little who governed them, provided sufficient advantages were
+offered by the prince or prelate who demanded their allegiance. In
+1186, we find them claiming the protection of Bishop Valdemar of
+Sleswig, the uncle and guardian of Prince Valdemar, afterwards known
+as Valdemar the conqueror; for, "being grievously worried by the
+oppressions of the bailiffs of their spiritual Lord," they declared
+a perfect indifference as to "whether they paid tribute to Saint
+Peter of Bremen, or Saint Peter of Sleswig." They passed from the
+rule of Bishop Valdemar, who was subsequently excommunicated, to
+that respectively of the Duke of Holstein, the Bishop of Bremen,
+and Valdemar II., King of Denmark. When the last-named monarch gave
+battle to his revolted subjects at Bornhöved in Holstein, in the
+year 1227, the Ditmarschers suddenly united their bands with those
+of the enemy, and decided the fate of the day against the king. They
+then returned to the rule of the bishops of Bremen, stipulating for
+many rights and privileges, which they enjoyed unmolested during
+300 years; that is to say, up to the year 1559, whilst they yielded
+little more than a nominal obedience to their spiritual lords, and
+evinced no great alacrity in assisting them in times of need.
+
+During their long period of practical independence and freedom,
+the Ditmarschers governed themselves like stanch republicans.
+Their grand assembly was the _Meende_, to which all citizens were
+eligible above the age of eighteen. It met in extraordinary cases at
+Meldorf, the capital: but commonly seventy or eighty _Radgewere_,
+or councillors, decided upon all questions of national policy
+propounded to them by the _Schlüter_, or overseers of the various
+parishes into which the district was divided, who generally managed
+the affairs of their own little municipality independently of their
+neighbours. This simple institution underwent some modifications
+about the middle of the fifteenth century, when, in consequence of
+internal dissensions, eight-and-forty men were chosen as supreme
+judges for life. These "_achtundveertig_" had, however, but little
+real power. They met weekly; but on great emergencies they summoned
+a general assembly, amounting to about 1500 persons, and consisting
+of the various councillors and _schlüter_. This assembly held forth
+in the market-place of the capital. The masses closely watched the
+proceedings, and when it was deemed necessary, called upon one of
+their own number to address the meeting on behalf of the rest.
+
+The peace enjoyed by the Ditmarschers from without, contrasted
+strongly with the tumults that were often experienced within. The
+annals of these people inform us, that whole families and races
+were from time to time swept away by the hand of the foe, and by
+the violence of party spirit. The Ditmarschers celebrate several
+days as anniversaries of victories. One, the _Hare_ day, dates as
+far back as 1288, when a party of Holsteiners made an incursion
+into the marshes, but were speedily opposed by the natives. For
+a time the two hostile bands watched each other, neither willing
+to attack, when a hare suddenly started up between them. Some of
+the Ditmarschers, pursuing the frightened animal, exclaimed _Löp,
+löp!_--"Run, run!" The foremost Holsteiners, seeing the enemy
+approaching at full speed, were thrown into confusion; whilst those
+behind them, hearing the cry of "run, run!" took to their heels,
+and a general rout ensued. The day of "melting lead" is another
+joyful anniversary. Gerard VII. of Holstein, endeavouring in 1390[1]
+to subjugate the country of the Ditmarschen, drove the people at the
+crisis of an assault to such extremities, that they were obliged to
+take refuge in a church, which they obstinately defended against
+the Duke's troops, until Gerard, infuriated, ordered the leaden
+roof of the building to be heated. The melted lead trickled down on
+the heads of the Ditmarschers, who, finding themselves reduced to
+a choice of deaths, desperately fought their way out, engaged the
+Holsteiners, whom they overcame, and who, ignorant of the country,
+were either lost in the intricacies of the marshes or drowned in
+the dikes. The forces of a count, a duke, and a king, were in turns
+routed by the brave Ditmarschers, who have not yet forgotten the
+glory of their ancient peasantry. In 1559, however, they ceased to
+gain victories for celebration. In that year Denmark and the Duchies
+united to subdue the small but very valiant nation. They marshalled
+an army of twenty-five thousand picked men, whilst the Ditmarschers
+could with difficulty collect seven thousand. John Rantzan commanded
+the allied army. He captured Meldorf, set fire to the town, pursued
+the inhabitants in all directions and destroyed the greater number
+whilst they were nobly fighting for their liberties. Utterly beaten,
+the Ditmarschers submitted to their conquerors. Three of the
+clergy proceeded to the enemy, bearing a letter addressed to the
+princes as "The Lords of Ditmarschen," and offering to surrender
+their arms and ammunitions, together with all the trophies they
+had ever won. A general capitulation followed: not wholly to the
+disadvantage of the people, since it was stipulated that none but
+a native of the country should hold immediate authority over it.
+At first the land was divided amongst the sovereigns of Denmark,
+Holstein, and Sleswig; but in 1773 it was finally ceded in full to
+the Danish monarch, together with part of Holstein, by the Duke of
+Schleswig-Holstein, (afterwards Grand-Duke of Russia,) in exchange
+for Oldenburg and Delmenhorst. The Ditmarschers, at the present
+hour enjoy many of their former privileges: they acknowledge no
+distinctions of rank; they have their forty-eight Supreme Judges
+(the ancient _schlüter_) under the name of _Vögte_ or overseers,
+and may, in fact, be regarded as one of the best samples of
+republicanism now existing in the world.
+
+ [1] Mr Kohl fixes the date of the "melted lead" day at 1319,
+ forgetting that Margaret, the Semiramis of the North, in whose reign
+ the event occurred, did not reign in Denmark until about 1375. She
+ died in 1412.
+
+Thus much for their history. Of their far-farmed dikes and sluices,
+of the marsh-lands and downs which their embankments inclosed,
+much more may be said, for Mr Kohl devotes half his work to their
+consideration. We will not fatigue the indulgent reader by engaging
+him for a survey. The land is distinguished by the inhabitants by
+the terms _grest_ and _marsch_; the former being the hilly district,
+the latter the deposits from the sea:--the one is woody in parts,
+having heath and sand, springs and brooks: the other is flat,
+treeless, heathless, with no sand or spring, but one rich series of
+meadows, intersected in every direction by canals and dikes. Far as
+the eye can reach, it rests upon broad and fertile meads covered
+with grazing cattle; whilst from the teeming plain stand forth
+farm-houses innumerable, raised upon _wurten_, or little hillocks,
+some ten or twelve feet above the level of the land, for security
+against constantly recurring inundation. All external appliances
+needful for the establishment are elevated upon these heights, whose
+sides are, for the most part, covered with vegetable gardens, and
+here and there with flowers and shrubs. The houses have but one
+story; they are long, and built of brick. For protection against
+the unsteady soil, they are often supported by large iron posts
+projecting from the sides, and looking like huge anchors. There are
+few villages or hamlets in the marshes. The inhabitants are not
+gregarious, but prefer the independence of a perfectly insulated
+abode. The "threshold right" is still so strictly maintained amongst
+them, that no officer of police dare enter, unpermitted, the house
+of a Ditmarscher, or arrest him within his own doors.
+
+The roads in the marshes, as may be supposed, are, at times, almost
+impassable; riding is therefore more frequent than driving or
+walking, although many of the more active marshers accelerate their
+passage across the fens by leaping-poles, which they employ with
+wonderful dexterity. The women ride always behind the men, on a seat
+fastened to the crupper. As the dikes lie higher than the meadows,
+they prove the driest road for carriages and passengers; but they
+are not always open to the traveller, lest too constant a traffic
+should injure the foundations. The carriages chiefly used are a
+species of land canoe. They are called _Körwagen_, and are long,
+narrow, and awkward. On either side of the vehicle, chairs or seats
+swing loosely. No one chair is large enough for the two who occupy
+it, and who sit with their knees closely pressed against the seat
+which is before them.
+
+The process of gradually reclaiming new land from the waves is
+somewhat curious. As soon as a sufficient amount of deposit has been
+thrown up from the sea, outguards, or breakwaters, called _höfter_
+are immediately erected. Within the breakwater there remains a pool
+of still water, which by degrees fills up with a rich slime or mud
+called _slick_. As soon as the slick has attained an elevation
+sufficient to be above the regular level of the high waves, plants
+styled "_Queller_" appear, and are soon succeeded by others termed
+_Drücknieder_, from the tendency of their interlaced roots and
+tendrils to keep down the soft mud. In the course of years, the soil
+rises, and a meadow takes the place of the former stagnant pool.
+As these new lands are extremely productive, often yielding three
+hundred-fold on the first crop of rape-seed, sixty to eighty fold
+on barley, and from thirty to forty on wheat, their possession is
+ever a subject of great dispute. Formerly the diking and embankments
+were undertaken by companies; but at present they are in the hands
+of the Danish government, which makes all necessary outlay in the
+beginning, and appropriates whatever surplus may remain upon the
+original cost to future repairs and to the aid of the general
+poor fund. Some slight idea may be formed of the enormous expense
+incurred in the construction and maintenance of these dikes, when we
+state that the _Dagebieller_ dike alone cost ten thousand dollars
+for one recent repair. Ninety thousand dollars were one summer
+spent in building embankments around reclaimed land, now valued at
+one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, thus showing a clear gain
+of sixty thousand dollars by the undertaking. The embankments are
+generally from fifteen to twenty feet high. When the nature of the
+soil upon which they are raised is considered, together with the
+scarcity of wood on these low lands, it will not be difficult to
+understand that constant labour is needed to prevent the land from
+being undermined by the sea, and that it is only by unremitting
+industry, and constant attention to the condition of the breakwaters
+and dikes, that the enemy can at all be kept at bay.
+
+The dangers that are to be encountered, and the laborious efforts
+that must be made for subsistence at home, train the Frieslander of
+the marshes and islands for the perils of the deep, which we find
+him encountering with a brave and dogged resolution. The islanders,
+especially, are constantly engaged in the whale and other fisheries.
+In the islands visited by Mr Kohl, the greater number of the men
+were far away on the seas, and their wives and daughters conducting
+the business of their several callings; some tending cattle, some
+spinning, others manufacturing gloves. Seals abound upon the coast,
+and are caught by sundry ingenious devices. A fisher disguises
+himself in a seal-skin, and travels up to a troop of these sea
+monsters, imitating, as far as he is able, their singular movements
+and contortions. When, fairly amongst them, he lifts the gun which
+has been concealed beneath his body, and shoots amongst the herd.
+If discovered asleep a seal is sure to be caught, for his slumbers
+are sound. Conscious of his weakness, _Phoca_ stations a patrol at
+some little distance from his couch, and an alarm is given as soon
+as any man appears. At certain seasons of the year vast flocks of
+ducks light upon the islands, and are caught chiefly by the aid of
+tame decoy-birds, who mislead the others into extensive nets spread
+for the visitors. One duck-decoyer will catch twenty thousand birds
+in the course of a summer; the soft down obtained from the breast of
+one species is the _eider down_. The season begins in September and
+lasts till Christmas. Hamburg beef is due to the localities we speak
+of. One of the large meadow districts already mentioned, is said
+to fatten eight thousand head of oxen yearly, who, at their death,
+bequeath to the world the far-famed dainty.
+
+The islands visited by our author are those lying in that part
+of the North Sea which the Danes call _Vesterhafet_, or the
+western harbour, and which extends close to the shores from the
+mouth of the Elbe to Jutland. Of these the most noted are Syltoe,
+Foehr, Amrum, Romoe, and Pelvorn. Around them lie many excellent
+oyster-beds--royal property, and yielding an annual income of twenty
+thousand dollars. The people inhabiting these islands are said to be
+of Friesic origin: they certainly were colonists from Holland, and
+they still exhibit many peculiarities of the ancient Friesic stock.
+They are clean, neat, simple, honest, and moral. Few establishments
+for the punishment of culprits are to be found either in the islands
+or on the marshes. As late as the fifteenth and sixteenth century,
+in cases of homicide the accused was doomed to walk over twelve
+burning ploughshares. Great crimes seem unknown to-day; and the
+practice of leaving house-doors unbarred and unlocked upon the wide
+and desolate marshes, testifies not a little to the general honesty
+of the people.
+
+Mr Kohl talks a whole boxfull of balaam about the identity of the
+islanders and the English. In the first place, he insists that
+_Hengist_ and _Horsa_ were gentlemen of Friesic extraction; and
+secondly, he compares them to a spirituous liquor: thirdly, he
+argues on the topic like a musty German bookworm, who has travelled
+no further than round his own room, and seen no more humanity than
+the grubby specimen his looking-glass once a-week, at shaving
+time, presents to him. What authority has Mr Kohl for this Friesic
+origin of Hengist and Horsa? Is there a port along the Elbe and
+the Weser, or on the coasts of Jutland and Holstein, which does
+not claim the honour of having sent the brothers out? Is not the
+question as difficult to decide, the fact as impossible to arrive
+at, as Homer's birthplace? But supposing the hypothesis of Mr Kohl
+to be true, he surely cannot be serious when he asserts, that
+the handful of men who landed with the brothers in Britain, have
+transmitted their Friesic characteristics through every succeeding
+age, and that these are discernible now in all their pristine vigour
+and integrity. Can he mean what he says? Is he not joking when he
+puts forward the "rum" argument? A little of that liquor, he says,
+flavours a bowl of punch. Why shouldn't a little Friesic season the
+entire English nation with the masculine force of the old Teutonic
+Frieslanders? Why should it? If Hengist and Horsa supplied the rum,
+who, we are justified in asking, came down with the sugar and lemon?
+If the beverage be milk-punch, who was the dairyman? These are
+questions quite as apt as Mr Kohl's, not a whit more curious than
+his illustrations. The points of identity between the Frieslander
+and the Englishman are marvellous, if you can but see them. The
+inhabitants of the marshes and islands are grave, reserved, and
+thoughtful; so are the English; so, for that matter, are the Upper
+Lusatians, if we are to believe Ernst Willkomm; so are a good many
+other people. The marshers have an eye to their own interests; so
+have the English. This is a feature quite peculiar to the marshers
+and the English. It may be called the _right_ eye, every other
+nation possessing only the left. Of course, Mr Kohl is perfectly
+blind to his interests, in publishing the present work: yet he is
+Friesic too! From the Frieslanders we have inherited our "English
+spleen." How many years have we been attributing it to the much
+maligned climate? We are starched and stiff; so are the islanders.
+The marshers dress a May king and queen at a spring festival. We
+know something about a May queen at the same blessed season. If
+these were the only instances of kindred resemblance, our readers
+might fail to be convinced, after all, of the truth of the Friesic
+theory. These doubts, if any linger, shall be removed at once. One
+morning a Frieslander carefully opened Mr Kohl's door, and said, "_I
+am afraid_ there is a house on fire." Kohl rushed forth and found
+the building in flames; which incident immediately reminded him--he
+being a German and a philosopher--of the excessive caution of the
+Englishman, which, under the most alarming circumstances, forbids
+his saying any thing stronger than "I believe," "I am afraid," "I
+dare say." Verily we "believe," we are "afraid," we "dare say,"
+that Mr. Kohl is a most incorrigible twaddler. One more peculiarity
+remains to be told. They keep gigs in the marshes. There are
+"gentlemen" there as well as in England. Are there none elsewhere?
+
+The customs of the Ditmarschers could not fail to be interesting.
+That of the _Fenstern_ or _Windowing_ is romantic, and perilous
+to boot. At dead of night, when all good people are asleep, young
+gallants cross the marshes and downs for miles to visit the girls
+of their acquaintance, or it may be _the_ girl of fairest form
+and most attractions. Arrived at the house, they scale the walls,
+enter a window, and drop into the chamber of the lady, who lies
+muffled up to the chin on a bed of down, having taken care to
+leave a burning lamp on the table, and fire in the stove, that
+her nocturnal callers may have both light and warmth. Upon the
+entrance of her visitor, she politely asks him to be seated--his
+chair being placed at the distance of a few feet from the bed. They
+converse, and the conversation being brought to an end, the gallant
+takes his departure either by the door or window. Some opposition
+has been shown of late to this custom by a few over-scrupulous
+parents; but the fathers who are bold enough to put bolts on their
+doors or windows, are certain of meeting with reprisals from the
+gallants of the district. The _Fenstern_ is subject to certain
+laws and regulations, by which those who practise it are bound to
+abide. Another curious custom, and derived like the former from the
+heathen, was the dance performed at the churching of women up to the
+close of the last century--the woman herself wearing a green and a
+red stocking, and hopping upon one leg to church. The Friesic women
+are small and delicately formed: their skin, beautifully soft and
+white, is protected most carefully against the rough atmosphere by a
+mantle, which so completely covers the face, that both in winter and
+summer little can be seen beyond the eyes of the women encountered
+in the open streets. The generally sombre hue of the garments
+renders this muffling the more remarkable; for it is customary for
+the relatives of those who are at sea to wear mourning until the
+return of the adventurers. Skirt, boddice, apron, and kerchief, all
+are dark; and the cloth which so jealously screens the head and face
+from the sun and storm, is of the same melancholy hue.
+
+The churchyards testify to the fact, that a comparatively small
+number of those who, year after year, proceed on their perilous
+expeditions, return to die at home. The monuments almost exclusively
+record the names of women--a blank being left for that of the absent
+husband, father, or brother, whose remains are possibly mouldering
+in another hemisphere. Every device and symbol sculptured in the
+churchyard has reference to the maritime life, with which they are
+all so familiar. A ship at anchor, dismasted, with broken tackle, is
+a favourite image, whilst the inscription quaintly corresponds with
+the sculptured metaphor. It is usual for the people to erect their
+monuments during life, and to have the full inscriptions written,
+leaving room only for the _date_ of the decease. In the island of
+Foehr and elsewhere, the custom still prevails of hiring women to
+make loud lamentations over the body, as it is carried homewards
+and deposited in the earth. The churches are plain to rudeness, and
+disfigured with the most barbarous wood carvings of our Saviour, of
+saints, and popes. These rough buildings are, for the most part, of
+great antiquity, and traditions tell of their having been brought
+from England. There can be no doubt that British missionaries were
+here in former days. At the time of the Reformation, the islanders
+refused to change their faith; but once converted to Lutheranism,
+they have remained stanch Protestants ever since, and maintain a
+becoming veneration for their pastors. The clergy are natives of the
+islands, and therefore well acquainted with the Friesic dialect, in
+which they preach. Their pay is necessarily small, and is mostly
+raised by the voluntary contributions of the parishioners. As
+may be supposed, the clergy have much influence over the people,
+especially on the smaller islands, where the inhabitants have but
+little intercourse with strangers. Temperance societies have been
+established by the pastors. Brandy, tea, and coffee, came into
+general use throughout the islands about a century ago, and ardent
+drinking was in vogue until the interference of the clergy. The
+Ditmarschers especially, who are allowed to distil without paying
+excise duties, carried the vice of drunkenness to excess; but they
+are much improved.
+
+The greatest diversity of languages, or rather of dialects, exists
+in the islands, arising probably from the fact of Friesic not being
+a written language. The dialect of the furthest west approaches
+nearer to English than any other. The people of _Amrum_ are proud
+of the similarity. They retain the _th_ of the old Icelandic, and
+have a number of words in which the resemblance of their ancient
+form of speech to the old Anglo-Saxon English is more apparent than
+in even the Danish of the present day; as, for instance, _Hu mani
+mile?_ How many miles? _Bradgrum_, bridegroom; _theenk_, think, &c.
+In many of the words advanced by Mr Kohl, that gentleman evidently
+betrays an unconsciousness of their being synonymous with the modern
+Danish; and, therefore, strikingly inimical to his favourite theory
+of the especial Friesic descent of the English people and language.
+Little or nothing is known of the actual geographical propagation
+of the old Friesic. At present it is yielding to the Danish and the
+Low German in the duchies of Sleswig and Holstein. Many names are
+still common amongst the people, which seem to have descended from
+the heathen epoch, and which are, in fact, more frequently heard
+than the names in the "Roman Calendar," met with elsewhere. _Des_,
+_Edo_, _Haje_, _Pave_, _Tete_, are the names of men; _Ehle_, _Tat_,
+_Mantje_, _Ode_, _Sieg_, are those of women. None of them are known
+amongst any other people. Much confusion exists with respect to the
+patronymic, there being no surnames in use in many of the islands.
+If a man were called _Tete_, his son _Edo_ would be _Edo Tetes_;
+and then, again, _Tat_, the wife of the _Edo_, would be _Tat Edos_,
+and his son _Des_, _Des Edos_; whilst _Des's_ son _Tete_ would be
+_Tete Des's_, and so on in the most troublesome and perplexing
+combinations.
+
+The Frieslanders, like other northern nations, are superstitious,
+and they have a multitude of traditions or sagas, some of them
+very curious and interesting. We must pass over these instructive
+myths--always the rarest and most striking portion of a people's
+history--more cursorily than we could wish, and cite a few only of
+the most peculiar. The island of _Sylt_, which is the richest in
+remains of _höogen_, the celts of heathen heroes, &c., lays claim
+to the largest number of Märchen. The most characteristic of all
+is that of _de Mannigfuel_, the "colossal ship," (or world,) which
+was so large that the commander was obliged to ride about the deck
+in order to give his orders: the sailors that went aloft as boys
+came down greyheaded, so long a time having elapsed whilst they
+were rigging the sails. Once, when the ship was in great peril,
+and the waters were running high, the sailors, disheartened by
+their protracted watching and labour, threw out ballast in order to
+lighten the vessel, when, lo! an island arose, and then another,
+and another still, till land was formed--the earth being, according
+to the sailors' notion, the secondary formation. Once--many ages
+afterwards--when the _Mannigfuel_ was endeavouring to pass through
+the Straits of Dover, the captain ingeniously thought to have the
+side of the vessel, nearest Dover, rubbed with white soap, and
+hence the whiteness of the cliffs at Dover. The achievements
+recounted of _de Mannigfuel_ are endless. The following explanation
+of the formation of the Straits of Dover is found in a Friesic
+saga:--Once upon a time, a queen of England, the land to the west
+of the North Sea, and a king of Denmark, the land to the east of
+the North Sea, loved each other, and plighted troth; but, as it
+happened, the king proved faithless, and left the poor queen to
+wear the willow. England was then joined to the Continent by a
+chain of hills called _Höneden_; and the queen, desiring to wreak
+vengeance on her false wooer and his subjects, summoned her people
+around her, and setting them to work for seven years in digging
+away these hills, at the end of the seventh year the waves pushed
+furiously through the channel that had been dug, and swept along the
+coasts of Friesland and Jutland, drowning and carrying away 100,000
+persons. To this very hour the Jutland shores yearly tremble before
+the fatal vengeance of the slighted queen. The Frieslanders are so
+wedded to this marvellous geological myth, that they insist upon
+its historical foundation. In some versions 700, in others 7000, in
+others again, even 700,000 men are said to have been employed in
+this gigantic undertaking.
+
+Another allegorical saga is the narrative of the share taken by the
+man in the moon in the matter of the daily ebbing and flowing of
+the sea. His chief, or indeed only occupation, seems to be to pour
+water from a huge bucket. Being somewhat lazy, the old gentleman
+soon grows weary of the employment, and then he lies down to rest.
+Of course whilst he is napping, the water avails itself of the
+opportunity to return to its ordinary level.
+
+The constellation of the Great Bear, or Charles's Wain, is,
+according to the Frieslanders, the chariot in which Elias and many
+other great prophets ascended into heaven. There being now-a-days
+no individual sufficiently pious for such a mode of transit, it has
+been put aside, with other heavenly curiosities, its only office
+being to carry the angels in their nocturnal excursions throughout
+the year. The angel who acts as driver for the night, fixes his eye
+steadily upon the centre point of the heavenly arch, (the polar
+star,) in order that the two stars of the shaft of the chariot
+may keep in a straight line with the celestial focus. The rising
+and setting of the sun is thus explained:--A host of beautiful
+nymphs receive the sun beneath the earth in the western hemisphere,
+and cutting it into a thousand parts, they make of it little air
+balloons, which they sportively throw at the heavenly youths,
+who keep guard at the eastern horizon of the earth. The gallant
+band, not to be outdone by their fair antagonists, mount a high
+ladder, and when night has veiled the earth in darkness, toss back
+the golden balls, which, careering rapidly through the vault of
+heaven, fall in glittering showers upon the heads of the celestial
+virgins of the west. The children of the sky, having thus diverted
+themselves through the night, they hasten at dawn of day to collect
+the scattered balls, and joining them into one huge mass, they bear
+it upon their shoulders, mid singing and dancing, to the eastern
+gates of heaven. The enchanting rosy light which hovers round the
+rising orb is the reflection of the virgins' lovely forms, who,
+beholding their charge safely launched upon its course, retire, and
+leave it, as we see it, to traverse the sky alone.
+
+The following exquisite tradition connects itself with that brief
+season when, in the summer of the far north, the sun tarries night
+and day above the horizon. _All-fader_ had two faithful servants,
+of the race of those who enjoyed eternal youth, and when the sun
+had done its first day's course, he called to him _Demmarik_, and
+said, "To thy watchful care, my daughter, I confide the setting sun
+that I have newly created; extinguish its light carefully, and guard
+the precious flame that no evil approach it." And the next morning,
+when the sun was again about to begin its course, he said to his
+servant _Koite_, "My son, to thy trusty hand I remit the charge
+of kindling the light of the sun I have created, and of leading
+it forth on its way." Faithfully did the children discharge the
+duties assigned to them. In the winter they carefully guarded the
+precious light, and laid it early to rest, and awakened it to life
+again only at a late hour; but, as the spring and summer advanced,
+they suffered the glorious flame to linger longer in the vault of
+heaven, and to rejoice the hearts of men by the brightness of its
+aspect. At length the time arrived when, in our northern world, the
+sun enjoys but brief rest. It must be up betimes in the morning to
+awaken the flowers and fruit to life and light, and it must cast
+its glowing beams across the mantle of night, and lose no time in
+idle slumber. Then it was that _Demmarik_, for the first time, met
+_Koite_ face to face as she stood upon the western edge of heaven,
+and received from the hands of her brother-servant the orb of light.
+As the fading lamp passed from one to the other, their eyes met, and
+a gentle pressure of their hands sent a thrill of holy love through
+their hearts. No eye was there save that of the _All-fader_, who
+called his servants before him, and said, "Ye have done well; and as
+recompense, I permit ye to fulfil your respective charges conjointly
+as man and wife." Then, _Demmarik_ and _Koite_, looking at each
+other, replied--"No, All-fader! disturb not our joy; let us remain
+everlastingly in our present bridal state; wedded joy cannot equal
+what we feel now as betrothed!" And the mighty _All-fader_ granted
+their prayer, and from that time they have met but once in the year,
+when, during four weeks, they greet each other night after night;
+and then, as the lamp passes from one to the other, a pressure of
+the hand and a kiss calls forth a rosy blush on the fair cheek of
+_Demmarik_ which sheds its mantling glow over all the heavens,
+_Koite's_ heart the while thrilling with purest joy. And should they
+tarry too long, the gentle nightingales of the _All-fader_ have but
+to warble _Laisk tudrück, laisk tudrück! öpik!_ "Giddy ones, giddy
+ones! take heed!" to chide them forward on their duty.
+
+With a lovelier vision, reader! we could not leave you dwelling upon
+the rugged but, to the heart's core, thoroughly poetic Frieslander.
+Let us leave the gentle Demmarik and devoted Koite to their chaste
+and heavenly mission, and with a bound leap into Denmark, whither Mr
+Kohl, in his forty-fourth volume of travels, summons us, and whither
+we must follow him, although the prosaic gentleman is somewhat
+of the earth, earthy, after the blessed imitations we have had,
+reader--you and we--of the eternal summer's day faintly embodied in
+the vision of that long bright day of the far north!
+
+Should any adventurous youth sit down to Mr Kohl's volume on
+Denmark, and, half an hour afterwards, throw the book in sheer
+disgust and weariness out of the window, swearing never to look
+into it again, let him be advised to ring the bell, and to request
+Mary to bring it back again with the least possible delay. Having
+received it from the maid of all work's horny hand, let the said
+youth begin the book again, but, as he would a Hebrew Bible, at the
+other end. He may take our word for it there is good stuff there,
+in spite of the twaddle that encountered him erewhile at Hamburg.
+Mr Kohl has been won by aldermanic dinners in the chief city of
+the Hanseatic League, as Louis Philippe was touched by aldermanic
+eloquence and wit in the chief city of the world, and he babbles of
+mercantile operations and commercial enterprise, until the heart
+grows sick with fatigue, and is only made happy by the regrets which
+the author expresses--just one hour after the right time--respecting
+his inability to enlarge further upon the fruitful and noble
+theme of the monetary speculations of one of the richest and most
+disagreeable communities of Europe.
+
+Before putting foot on Danish ground, Mr Kohl is careful to make
+a kind of solemn protest touching Germanic patriotism, lest, we
+presume, he should be suspected of taking a heretical view of the
+question at issue at the present moment between the Sleswig-Holstein
+provinces and the mother-country Denmark. It is not for us to
+enter into any political discussions here, concerning matters of
+internal government which are no more business of ours than of his
+Majesty Muda Hassim, of the island of Borneo; but we must confess
+our inability to understand why such a terrific storm of patriotic
+ardour has so suddenly burst forth in Germany, respecting provinces
+which, until recently, certainly up to the time when the late
+king gave his people the unasked-for boon of a constitution, were
+perfectly happy and contented under the Danish rule, to which they
+had been accustomed some five or six hundred years.[2] It is only
+since the assembly of the states was constituted, that the Sleswig
+Holsteiners have been seized with the Germanic _furor_--a malady
+not a little increased by the inflammatory harangues of needy
+demagogues, and the pedantic outpourings of a handful of professors
+stark-mad on the subject of German liberty. If there is one thing
+more absurd than another, upon this globe of absurdity, it is the
+cant of "nationality," "freedom," "fatherland," "brotherhood," &c.
+&c., which is dinned into your ears from one end of Germany to the
+other; but which, like all other cants, is nothing but so much
+wind and froth, utterly without reason, stamina, or foundation. We
+should like to ask any mustached and bearded youth of Heidelberg
+or Bonn, at any one sober moment of his existence, to point out
+to us any single spot where this boasted "nationality" is to be
+seen and scanned. Will the red-capped, long-haired _Bursch_ tell
+us when and where we may behold that "vaterland" of which he is
+eternally dreaming, singing, and drinking? Why, is it not a fact
+that, to a Prussian, an Austrian or a Swabian is an alien? Does
+not a Saxe-Coburger, a Hessian, and any other subject of any small
+duchy or principality, insist, in his intense hatred of Prussia,
+that the Prussians are no Germans at all; that they have interests
+of their own, opposed to those of the true German people; and that
+they are as distinct as they are selfish? You cannot travel over the
+various countries and districts included under the name of Germany,
+without learning the thorough insulation of the component parts.
+The fact is forced upon you at every step. Mr Kohl himself belongs
+to none of the states mentioned. He is a native of Bremen--one of
+the cities of that proud Hanseatic League which certainly has never
+shown an enlarged or patriotic spirit with reference to this same
+universal "vaterland." Arrogant and lordly republics care little
+for abstractions. They have a keen instinct for their own material
+interests, but a small appreciation of the glorious ideal. We ask,
+again, where is this all pervading German patriotism?
+
+ [2] In the year 1660, the different estates of Denmark made a
+ voluntary surrender of their rights into the hands of their
+ sovereign, who became by that act _absolute_: it is a fact
+ unparalleled in the history of any other country. Up to the year
+ 1834, this unlimited power was exercised by the kings, who, it must
+ be said to their honour, never abused it by seeking to oppress or
+ enslave their subjects. In the year 1834, however, Frederic VI.,
+ of his own free will and choice, established a representative
+ government. The gift was by no means conferred in consequence of
+ any discontent exhibited under the hitherto restrictive system.
+ The intentions of the monarch were highly praiseworthy; their
+ wisdom is not so clear, as, under the new law, the kingdom is
+ divided into four parts--1. The Islands; 2. Sleswig; 3. Jutland;
+ 4. Holstein; each having its own provincial assembly. The number
+ of representatives for the whole country amounts to 1217. Each
+ representative receives four rix-dollars a-day (a rix-dollar is 2s.
+ 2-1/2d.) for his services, besides his travelling expenses. The
+ communication between the sovereign and the assembly is through a
+ royal commissioner, who is allowed to vote, but not to speak.--See
+ _Wheaton's History of Scandinavia_.
+
+We have said that Mr Kohl is a great traveller. We withdraw the
+accusation. He has written forty odd volumes, but they have been
+composed, every one of them, in his snug _stube_, at Bremen, or
+wheresoever else he puts up, under the influence of German stoves,
+German pipes, and German beer. A great traveller is a great
+catholic. His mind grows more capacious, his heart more generous,
+as he makes his pilgrimages along this troubled earth, and learns
+the mightiness of Heaven, the mutability and smallness of things
+temporal. Prejudice cannot stand up against the knowledge that pours
+in upon him; bigotry cannot exist in the wide temple he explores.
+The wanderer "feels himself new-born," as he learns, with his
+eyes, the living history of every new people, and compares, in his
+judgment, the lessons of his ripe manhood with the instruction
+imparted in his confined and straitened youth. If it may be said
+that to learn a new language is to acquire a new mind, what is
+it to become acquainted, intimately and face to face, with a new
+people, new institutions, new faiths, new habits of thought and
+feeling? There never existed a great traveller who, at the end of
+his wanderings, did not find himself, as if by magic, released of
+all the rust of prejudice, vanity, self-conceit, and pride, which
+a narrow experience engenders, and a small field of action so
+fatally heaps up. We will venture to assert that there is not a
+monkey now caged up in the zoological gardens, who would not--if
+permitted by the honourable Society--return to his native woods
+a better and a wiser beast for the one long journey he has made.
+Should Mr Kohl, we ask, behave worse than an imprisoned monkey? We
+pardon M. Michelet when he rants about _la belle France_, because
+we know that the excited gentleman--eloquent and scholarly as he
+is--is reposing eternally in Paris, under the _drapeau_, which
+fans nothing but glory into his smiling and complacent visage.
+When John Bull, sitting in the parlour of the "Queen's Head,"
+smoking his clay and swallowing his heavy, with Bob Yokel from the
+country, manfully exclaims, striking Bob heartily and jollily on the
+shoulder, "D--n it, Bob, an Englishman will whop three Frenchmen
+any day!" we smile, but we are not angry. We feel it is the beer,
+and that, like the valiant Michelet, the good man knows no better.
+Send the two on their travels, and talk to them when they come
+back. Well, Mr Kohl has travelled, and has come back; and he tells
+us, in the year of grace 1846, that the crown-jewel in the diadem
+of France is Alsace, and that the Alsatians are the pearls amongst
+her provincialists--the Alsatians, be it understood, being a German
+people, and, as far as report goes, the heaviest and stupidest that
+"vaterland" can claim. The only true gems in the Autocrat's crown
+are, according to the enlightened Kohl, the German provinces of
+Liefland, Esthonia, and Courland. All the industry and enterprise of
+the Belgians come simply from their Teutonic blood; the treasures
+of the Danish king must be looked for in the German provinces of
+Sleswig and Holstein. This is not all. German literature and the
+German tongue enjoy advantages possessed by no other literature
+and language. English universities are "Stockenglisch," downright
+English; the French are quite Frenchy; the Spanish are solely
+Spanish; but German schools have taken root in every part of the
+earth. At Dorpat, says Mr Kohl, German is taught, written, and
+printed; and therefore the German spirit is diffused throughout all
+the Russias. At Kiel the same process is going forward on behalf of
+Scandinavia. The Slavonians, the Italians, and Greeks, are likewise
+submitting, _nolens volens_, to the same irresistible influence.
+The very same words may be found in M. Michelet's book of "The
+People,"--only for _German_ spirit, read _French_.
+
+Mr Kohl proceeds in the same easy style to announce the rapid giving
+way of the Danish language in Denmark and the eager substitution of
+his own. He asserts this in the teeth of all those Danish writers
+who have started up within the last fifty years, and who have
+boldly and wisely discarded the pernicious practice (originating in
+the German character of the reigning family) of expressing Danish
+notions in a foreign tongue. He asserts it in the teeth of Mrs
+Howitt and of the German translators, whom this lady calls to her
+aid, but who have very feebly represented that rich diction and
+flexible style so remarkable in the Danish compositions referred
+to, and so much surpassing the power of any other northern tongue.
+We should do Mr Kohl injustice if we did not give his reason for
+regarding the Danish language as a thing doomed. He was credibly
+informed that many fathers of families were in the habit of
+promising rewards to their children if they would converse in German
+and not in Danish! Hear this, Lord Palmerston! and if, on hearing
+it, you still allow the rising generation, at our seminaries, to ask
+for _du pang_ and _du bur_, and to receive them with, it may be, a
+silver medal for proficiency, the consequences be on your devoted
+head!
+
+Denmark has been comparatively but little visited by the stranger.
+She offers, nevertheless, to the antiquary, the poet, and the
+artist, materials of interest which cannot be exceeded in any other
+district of the same extent. Every wood, lake, heath, and down, is
+rich in historical legends or mythical sagas; every copse and hill,
+every cave and mound, has been peopled by past superstition with
+the elf and the sprite, the _ellefolk_ and _nissen_. Her history,
+blending with that of her Scandinavian sisters, Norway and Sweden,
+is romantic in the extreme--whether she is traced to the days of
+her fabulous sea-kings, or is read of in the records of those who
+have chronicled the lives of her sovereigns in the middle ages.
+The country itself, although flat, is picturesque, being thickly
+interspersed with lakes, skirted by, and embosomed in, luxuriant
+beech woods; whilst ever and anon the traveller lights upon some
+ancient ruin of church or tower, palace or hermitage, affecting, if
+only by reason of the associations it awakens with an age far more
+prosperous than the present. The existence of the Danish people,
+as a nation, has been pronounced a miracle. It is hardly less.
+Small and feeble, and surrounded by the foreigner on every side,
+Denmark has never been ruled by a conqueror. Amid the rise and fall
+of other states, she has maintained her independence--now powerful
+and victorious, now depressed and poor, but never succumbing,
+never submitting to the stranger's yoke. Her present dynasty is
+the oldest reigning European family. It dates back to Christian
+I.--himself descended in a direct female line from the old kings
+of Scandinavia--who, as Duke of Oldenburg, was chosen king by the
+states in 1448.
+
+A good account of Denmark and the Danes is yet wanting. It may be
+collected by any honest writer, moderately conversant with the
+language and history of the country. We fear that Mr. Kohl will not
+supply the literary void, if we are to judge from the one volume
+before us. Others are, however, to follow; and as our author is
+immethodical, he may haply return to make good imperfections, and to
+fill up his hasty sketches. We cannot but regret that he should have
+passed so rapidly through the Duchy of Holstein. Had he followed
+the highways and byways of the province, instead of flitting like
+a swallow--to use his own words--over the ground by means of the
+newly-opened railroad through Kiel, his "Travels" would surely have
+been the better for his trouble. Instead of pausing where the most
+volatile would have been detained, our author satisfies himself
+with simply expressing his unfeigned regret at being obliged to
+pursue his journey, consoling his readers and himself with the very
+paradoxical assertion that we are most struck by the places of
+which we see least; since, being all of us more or less poetically
+disposed, we permit the imagination to supply the deficiencies of
+experience;--an argument which, we need scarcely say, if carried
+to its fullest limits, brings us to the conviction, that he who
+stays at home is best fitted to describe the countries the furthest
+distant from his fireside. Surely, Mr Kohl, you do not speak from
+knowledge of the fact!
+
+In his present volumes, Mr Kohl refers only passingly to the subject
+of education in Denmark. He remarks that the national schools far
+surpassed his expectations. He might have said more. For the last
+thirty or forty years, we believe, it has been rare to meet with
+the commonest peasant who could not read and write; a fact proving,
+at least, that Denmark is rather in advance than otherwise of her
+richer neighbours in carrying out the educational measures which, of
+late years, have so largely occupied the attention of the various
+governments of Europe. No one in Denmark can enter the army or navy
+who has not previously received his education at one or other of
+the military academies of the country. The course of study is well
+arranged. It embraces, besides the classics, modern languages,
+drawing, and exercises both equestrian and gymnastic. The academies
+themselves are under the immediate direction of the best military
+and naval officers in the service. For the education of the people,
+two or three schools are provided in every village, the masters
+receiving a small salary, with a house and certain perquisites. In
+1822 the system of Bell was introduced in the elementary public
+schools, and since that period it has been generally adhered to.
+
+Our author speaks with natural surprise of the small number of
+Roman Catholics he encountered in the Danish States. The Papists
+have no church or chapel throughout the kingdom; indeed, with the
+exception of the private chapel of the Austrian minister, no place
+of worship. We were aware that such was the fact a few years ago;
+we were scarcely prepared to find that Rome, who has been so busy
+in planting new shoots of her faith in every nook of the known
+world, is still content to have no recognition in Denmark. Heavy
+penalties are incurred by all who secede to the Romish church. In
+Sweden a change to Roman Catholicism is followed by banishment.
+This severity, we presume, must be ascribed to state policy rather
+than to a spirit of intolerance, for Jews and Christians of every
+denomination are permitted the freest exercise of their faith.
+Since the year 1521, the era of the Reformation in Denmark, the
+religion of the country has been Lutheran. The Danish church is
+divided into five dioceses, of which the bishop of Zealand is the
+metropolitan. His income is about a thousand a-year, whilst that
+of the other prelates varies from four to six hundred. The funds
+of the clergy are derived principally from tithes; but the parish
+ministers receive part of their stipend in the form of offerings
+at the three great annual festivals. Until lately, there existed
+much lukewarmness on all religious questions. Within the last ten
+or fifteen years, however, a new impulse has been given to the
+spiritual mind by the writing and preaching of several Calvinistic
+ministers, who have migrated from Switzerland and established
+themselves in Copenhagen. Their object has been to stop the
+recreations which, until their arrival, enlivened the Sabbath-day.
+They have met with more success in the higher classes than amongst
+the people, who now, as formerly, assemble on the green in front of
+the village church at the close of service, and pursue their several
+pastimes.
+
+Mention is made in Mr Kohl's volume, of the churchyards and
+cemetries he visited in his hasty progress. Compared with those of
+his own northern Germany, the Scandinavian places of burial are
+indeed very beautiful. The government has long since forbidden any
+new interments to be made within the churches, and many picturesque
+spots have, in consequence, been converted into cemetries. In
+the immediate vicinity of Copenhagen there are several; but the
+essence of Mr Kohl's plan being want of arrangement, he makes
+no mention of them for the present. One of these cemetries, the
+_Assistenskirkegaard_, outside the city, has an unusual number of
+fine monuments, with no exhibitions of that glaring want of taste so
+frequently met with elsewhere. The village churchyards are bright,
+happy-looking spots, which, by their cheerful aspect, seem to rob
+the homes of the dead of all their natural gloom and desolation.
+Every peasant's grave is a bed of flowers, planted, watched, and
+cherished by a sorrowing friend. At either end of the seven or
+eight feet of mound rises a wooden cross, on which fresh wreaths
+of flowers appear throughout the summer, giving place only to the
+"eternals" which adorn the grave when snow mantles its surface. A
+narrow walk, marked by a line of box, incloses every mound; or,
+not unfrequently, a trellis-work, tastefully entwined of twigs and
+boughs. The resting-places of the middle classes are surmounted
+by a tablet, not, as in our churchyards, rigidly inclosed within
+impassable palisades, but standing in a little garden, where the
+fresh-blown flowers, the neatly trimmed beds, and generally the
+garden-bench, mark that the spot is visited and tended by the
+friends of those who sleep below. Hither widowed mothers lead their
+children, on the anniversary of their father's death, to strew
+flowers on his grave, to hang up the wreaths which they have wound;
+but, above all, to collect the choicest flowers that have bloomed
+around him, which must henceforth deck, until they perish, the
+portrait of the departed, or some relic dear for his sake. We have
+watched the rough work-worn peasant, leading by the hand his little
+grandchild, laden with flowers and green twigs to freshen the grave
+of a long-absent helpmate; and as we have remarked, we confess not
+without emotion, feeble infancy and feeble age uniting their weak
+efforts to preserve, in cleanliness and beauty, the one sacred patch
+of earth--we have believed, undoubtingly, that whilst customs such
+as these prevail, happiness and morality must be the people's lot;
+and that very fearful must be the responsibility of those who shall
+sow the first seeds of discord and dissension amongst the simple
+peasantry of so fair a land!
+
+The cathedrals of Denmark are of great antiquity. Those of Ribe, of
+Viboig in Jutland, of Lard, Ringsted, and Roeskilde, in Zealand,
+all date from the end of the eleventh, or the beginning of the
+twelfth century; since which remote period, in fact, no churches
+of any magnitude have been erected. Roeskilde is one of the oldest
+cities in the kingdom. In the tenth century it was the capital.
+Canute the Great may be considered as the originator and founder of
+its existing cathedral, which was completed in the year 1054. It
+has occasionally undergone slight repairs, but never any material
+alteration. The edifice is full of monuments of the queens and
+kings of the ancient race of Valdemar, as well as of those of the
+present dynasty. Some of the earliest sovereigns are inclosed within
+the shafts of the pillars, or in the walls themselves; a mode of
+sepulture, it would appear, as honourable as it is singular, since
+we find amongst the immured the great _Svend Etridsen_, and other
+renowned and pious benefactors of the church. In front of the
+altar is the simple sarcophagus of Margaret, the great queen of
+Scandinavia, erected by her successor, Eric the Pomeranian. The
+queen is represented lying at full length, with her hands devoutly
+folded on her breast. At this sarcophagus our author lingers for a
+moment to express sentiments which would have brought down upon him
+the anathemas of the good John Knox, could that pious queen-hater
+but have heard them. Mr Kohl defies you to produce, from the number
+of royal ladies who have held supreme power in the world, one
+instance of inadequacy and feebleness. Every where, he insists,
+examples of female nobility and strength of character are found
+linked with the destinies of kings who have earned for themselves no
+better titles than those of the _fainéant_ and the simple. The style
+of Roeskilde cathedral is pure Gothic; but in consequence of the
+additions which the _interior_ has received from time to time from
+kings and prelates, that portion of the edifice is more remarkable
+for historical interest than for purity of style or architectural
+beauty. One incident in connexion with this building must not
+be omitted. When Mr Kohl quitted the cathedral, he offered his
+cicerone a gratuity. The man respectfully declined accepting even
+the customary fees. The reason being asked of a Danish gentleman,
+the latter answered, that the man was a patriot, and proud of the
+historical monuments of his country; it would be degradation to take
+reward from a stranger who seemed so deeply interested in them.
+One would almost suspect that this honest fellow was _a verger of
+Westminster Abbey_!
+
+The church of St Kund, at Odense, was erected in honour of King
+Kund, murdered in the year 1100 in the church of St Alben, at
+Odense. The bones of the canonised were immured in the wall over
+the altar. Many sovereigns have been interred here. Indeed, it is a
+singular fact that the respective burial-places of every Christian
+king of Denmark, from the earliest times up to the present day,
+are traced without the slightest difficulty; whilst every heathen
+sovereign, of whom any historical record remains, lies buried
+beneath a mound within sight of Seire, the old heathen capital of
+the country. St Kund's church is of Gothic architecture. Amongst the
+many paintings that decorate its walls is one of a female, known as
+_Dandserinden_, or "The Dancer." She is the heroine of a tradition,
+met with under slightly modified forms in various parts of Denmark.
+It is to the following effect:--A young lady, of noble family, went
+accompanied by her mother to a ball; and being an indefatigable
+dancer, she declared to her parent, who bade her take rest, that she
+would not refuse to dance even though a certain gentleman himself
+should ask her as a partner. The words were scarcely uttered before
+a finely dressed youth made his appearance, held out his hand, and,
+with a profound obeisance, said, "Fair maiden, let us not tarry."
+The enthusiastic dancer accepted the proffered hand, and in an
+instant was with the moving throng. The music, at that moment,
+seemed inspired by some invisible power--the dancers whiled round
+and round, on and on, one after the other, whilst the standing
+guests looked upon all with dread horror. At length, the young
+lady grew pale--blood gushed from her mouth--she fell on the floor
+a corpse. But her partner, (we need not say who _he_ was,) first
+with a ghastly smile, then with a ringing laugh, seized her in his
+arms, and vanished with her through the floor. From that time she
+has been doomed to dance through the midnight hours, until she can
+find a knight bold enough to tread a measure with her. Regarding the
+sequel, however, there are a number of versions.
+
+Mr Kohl's volume adverts cursorily to the many institutions still
+existing in Denmark, which owe their origin to the days of Roman
+Catholicism, and have been formed upon the model of Catholic
+establishments. Several _Frökenstifts_, or lay nunneries, are
+still in being. They are either qualifications of some ancient
+monastic foundation, or they have been endowed from time to time
+by royal or private munificence. Each house has a lady superior,
+who is either chosen by the king or queen, or succeeds to the
+office by right of birth--some noble families having, in return
+for large endowments, a perpetual advowson for a daughter of the
+house. At these _Frökenstifts_, none but ladies of noble birth
+can obtain fellowships. As a large number of such noble ladies
+are far from wealthy, a comfortable home and a moderate salary
+are no small advantages. A constant residence within the cloister
+is not incumbent upon the "fellows;" but a requisition, generally
+attached to each presentation, obliges them to live in their _stift_
+for a certain number of weeks annually. The practice of founding
+institutions for ladies of noble birth has risen naturally in a
+country where _family_ is every thing, and wealth is comparatively
+small: where it is esteemed less degrading to live on royal bounty
+than to enter upon an occupation not derogatory to any but noble
+blood. The system of _pensioning_ in Denmark is a barrier to real
+national prosperity. Independence, self-respect, every consideration
+is lost sight of in the monstrous notion, that it is beneath a
+high-born man to earn his living by an honourable profession.
+Diplomacy, the army, and navy, are the three limited careers open
+to the aristocracy of Denmark; and since the country is poor, and
+the nobility, in their pride, rarely or never enrich themselves by
+plebeian alliances, it follows, of course, that a whole host of
+younger brothers, and a countless array of married and unmarried
+patricians, must fall back upon the bounty of the sovereign,
+administered in one shape or another. The Church and Law are made
+over to the middle classes. To such an extent is pride of birth
+carried, that without a title no one can be received at Court. In
+order, therefore, to admit such as are excluded by the want of
+hereditary rank, honorary but the most absurd titles are created.
+"_Glatsraad_," "_Conferenceraad_," Councillor of State, Councillor
+of Conference, carry with them no duties or responsibilities, but
+they obtain for their possessors the right of _entrée_, otherwise
+unattainable. In Germany, the titles of the people, from the
+under-turnpike-keeper's-assistant's lady, up to the wife of the
+lord with a hundred tails, are amusing enough. They have been
+sufficiently ridiculed by Kotzebue; but the distinctions of Denmark
+go far beyond them. A lady, whose husband holds the rank of major
+(and upwards) in the army, or of captain (and upwards) in the navy,
+or is of noble birth, is styled a _Frue_; her daughter is born a
+_Fröken_: but the wife of a private individual, with no blood worth
+the naming in her veins, is simply _Madame_, and her daughter's
+_Jomfrue_. You might as easily pull down Gibraltar as the prejudice
+which maintains those petty and frivolous distinctions. It is highly
+diverting to witness the painful distress of Mr Kohl at hearing
+ladies of noble birth addressed as _Frue Brahe_, _Frue Rosenkrands_,
+instead of by the sublime title of _Gnädige Frau_, eternally in the
+mouths of his own title-loving countrymen. It is singular, however,
+that whilst the Danes are so tenacious of honorary appellations,
+they are without those constant quantities, the _von_ and _de_
+of Germany and France. The _Sture_, the _Axe_, the _Trolle_, and
+the other nobles who, for ages, lived like kings in Denmark, were
+without a prefix to their names. _Greve_ and _Baron_ are words of
+comparatively modern introduction.
+
+There are about twenty high fiefs in Denmark--the title to hold one
+of these lordships, which bring with them many important privileges,
+being the possession of a certain amount of land, rated at the
+value of the corn it will produce. The owners are exempt from all
+payment of taxes, not only on their fiefs, but on their other
+lands: they have the supervision of officials in the district:
+are exempted from arrest or summons before an inferior court, to
+which the lesser nobility are liable; and they enjoy the right of
+appropriating to their own use all treasures found under the earth
+in their lordships. Next to these come the baronial fiefs; then
+the _stammehuser_, or houses of noble stock, all rated according
+to various measures of corn as the supposed amount of the land's
+produce; all other seats or estates are called _Gaarde_, Courts,
+or _Godser_, estates. The country residences of the nobility are
+strikingly elegant and tasteful. They are surrounded by lawns and
+parks in the English fashion, and often contain large collections
+of paintings and extensive libraries. Along the upper corridors
+of the country residences of the nobility are ranged large wooden
+chests, (termed _Kister_,) containing the household linen, kept in
+the most scrupulous order. Many of these _Kister_ are extremely
+ancient, and richly carved in oak. Every peasant family, too, has
+its _Kiste_, which holds the chief place in the sitting-room, and
+is filled with all the treasure, as well as all the linen, of
+the household. Amongst other lordly structures, Mr Kohl visited
+_Gysselfelt_,[3] near Nestned in Zealand. It was built in 1540
+by Peter Oxe, and still stands a perfect representation of the
+fortresses of the time. Its fosses yet surround it--the drawbridges
+are unaltered: and, round the roof, at equal distances, are the
+solid stone pipes from which boiling water or pitch has often been
+poured upon the heads of the assailants below. In the vicinity
+of this castle is _Bregentned_, the princely residence of the
+Counts _Moltke_. The _Moltke_ are esteemed the richest family in
+Denmark. Their ancestors having munificently endowed several lay
+nunneries, the eldest daughter of the house is born abbess-elect
+of the convent of _Gysselfelt_: the eldest son is addressed always
+as "His Excellence." The splendid garden, the fine collection of
+antiquities, the costly furniture and appointments that distinguish
+the abode at _Bregentned_ send Mr Kohl into ecstasies. He is equally
+charmed by the sight of a few cottages actually erected by the fair
+hands of the noble daughters of the House of Moltke. The truth is,
+Mr Kohl, republican as he is, is unequal to the sight of any thing
+connected with nobility. The work of a noble hand, the poor daub
+representing a royal individual, throws him immediately into a fever
+of excitement, and dooms his reader to whole pages of the most
+prosaic eloquence.
+
+ [3] Whilst in this neighbourhood, Mr Kohl should have explored
+ the Gunderler Wood, where stone circles and earth mounds are yet
+ carefully preserved, marking the site of one of the principal places
+ of sacrifice in heathen times. At _Gysselfelt_, a lay nunnery
+ exists, founded as recently as the year 1799.
+
+The condition of the peasantry of Denmark is described as much
+better--as indeed it is--than that of the labourers of any other
+country. If there is no superabundance of wealth in Denmark, there
+is likewise no evidence of abject poverty. The terms upon which the
+peasants hold their farms from the landed proprietors are by no
+means heavy; and their houses, their manner of dressing, and their
+merry-makings, of themselves certify that their position is easy,
+and may well bear a comparison with that of their brethren of other
+countries. Within the last twenty years, great improvements have
+been effected in agriculture, and the best English machines are now
+in common use amongst the labourers.
+
+Upon the moral and political condition of the Danish people at
+large, we will postpone all reflections, until the appearance of
+Mr Kohl's remaining volumes. We take leave of volume one, with
+the hope that the sequel of the work will faithfully furnish such
+interesting particulars as the readers of Mr Kohl have a right to
+demand, and he, if he be an intelligent traveller, has it in his
+power to supply. We do not say that this first instalment is without
+interest. It contains by far too much desultory digression; it has
+more than a sprinkling of German prosing and egotism: but many of
+its pages may be read with advantage and instruction. If the work is
+ever translated, the translator, if he hope to please the English
+reader, must take his pen in one hand and his shears in the other.
+
+
+
+
+LORD METCALFE'S GOVERNMENT OF JAMAICA.
+
+
+The death of Lord Metcalfe excited one universal feeling--that his
+country had lost a statesman whom she regarded with the highest
+admiration, and the warmest gratitude. The _Times_, and the other
+public journals, in expressing that feeling, could only give a
+general and abridged memoir of this great and good man. Every part
+of his public life--and that life commencing at an unusually early
+period--stamps him with the reputation of a statesman endowed in
+an eminent degree with all the qualities which would enable him
+to discharge the most arduous and responsible duties. Every part
+of it presents an example, and abounds in materials, from which
+public men may derive lessons of the most practical wisdom, and
+the soundest rules for their political conduct. His whole life
+should be portrayed by a faithful biographer, who had an intimate
+acquaintance with all the peculiar circumstances which constituted
+the critical, arduous, and responsible character of the trusts
+committed to him, and which called for the most active exercise of
+the great qualities which he possessed. That part of it which was
+passed in administering the government of Jamaica, is alone selected
+for comment in the following pages. It is a part, short indeed as
+to its space, but of sufficient duration to have justly entitled
+him, if he had distinguished himself by no other public service, to
+rank amongst the most eminent of those, who have regarded their high
+intellectual and moral endowments as bestowed for the purpose of
+enabling them to confer the greatest and most enduring benefits on
+their country, and who have actively and successfully devoted those
+qualities to that noble purpose.
+
+No just estimate of the nature, extent, and value of that service,
+and of those endowments, can be formed, without recalling the
+peculiar difficulties with which Lord Metcalfe had to contend, and
+which he so successfully surmounted, in administering the government
+of Jamaica.
+
+The only part of colonial society known in England, consisted of
+those West Indian proprietors who were resident here. They were
+highly educated--their stations were elevated--their wealth was
+great, attracting attention, and sometimes offending, by its
+display. It was a very prevalent supposition, that they constituted
+the whole of what was valuable, or wealthy, or respectable in
+West Indian colonial society; that those who were resident in the
+colonies could have no claim to either of these descriptions; and
+that they were the mere hired managers of the properties of the
+West Indians resident in England. This notion was entertained by
+the government. The hospitable invitations from the West Indians
+in England, which a Governor on the eve of his departure for
+his colony accepted, served to impress it strongly on his mind.
+He proceeded to his government with too low an estimate of the
+character, attainments, respectability, and property of those who
+composed the community over whom he was to preside. The nobleman or
+general officer on whom the government had been bestowed, entered on
+his administration, familiar, indeed, with the Parliament of Great
+Britain, and with what Mr Burke calls "her imperial character, and
+her imperial rights," but little acquainted with, and still less
+disposed to recognise, the rights and privileges of the Colonial
+Assemblies, although those assemblies, in the estimation of the same
+great authority, so exceedingly resembled a parliament in all their
+forms, functions, and powers, that it was impossible they should
+not imbibe some idea of a similar authority. "Things could not be
+otherwise," he adds; "and English colonies must be had on those
+terms, or not had at all." He could not, as Mr Burke did, "look
+upon the imperial rights of Great Britain, and the privileges which
+the colonies ought to enjoy under these rights, to be just the most
+reconcilable things in the world."
+
+The colonists, whose Legislative Assemblies had from the
+earliest period of their history, in all which regarded their
+internal legislation, exercised the most valuable privileges of
+a representative government, would, on their part, feel that the
+preservation of those privileges not only constituted their security
+for the enjoyment of their civil and political rights as Englishmen,
+but must confer on them importance, and procure them respect in the
+estimation of the government of the parent state. Thus, on the one
+hand, a governor, in his zeal to maintain the imperial rights, from
+the jealousy with which he watched every proceeding of the Assembly,
+and his ignorance of their constitution and privileges, not
+unfrequently either invaded these privileges, or deemed an assertion
+of them to be an infringement of the rights of the Imperial
+Parliament. On the other hand, the Colonists, with no less jealousy,
+watched every proceeding of the governor which seemed to menace any
+invasion of the privileges of their Assemblies, and with no less
+zeal were prepared to vindicate and maintain them. The Governor and
+the Colonial Assembly regarded each other with feelings which not
+only prevented him from justly appreciating the motives and conduct
+of the resident colonists, but confirmed, and even increased the
+unfavourable impressions he had first entertained. His official
+communications enabled him to impart to and induce the government
+to adopt the same impressions. The influence of these feelings, in
+like manner, on Colonial Assemblies and colonists too frequently
+prevented them from justly appreciating the motives of the Governor,
+from making some allowance for his errors, and too readily brought
+them into collision with him.
+
+It cannot be denied that those impressions exercised on both sides
+of the Atlantic an influence so strong, as to betray itself in the
+communications and recommendations, and indeed in the whole policy
+of the government, as well as in the legislation of the colonies.
+
+This imperfect acquaintance with the character of the resident
+colonists, and the unfavourable impression with which the
+proceedings and motives of their Legislative Assemblies were
+regarded, prevailed amongst the public in Great Britain.
+
+The colonial proprietors resident in Great Britain felt little
+sympathy, either with the colonial legislatures, or with those
+resident in the colonies. This want of sympathy may be attributed
+to a peculiarity which distinguished the planters of British from
+those of other European colonies. The latter considered the colony
+in which they resided as their home. The former regarded their
+residence in it as temporary. They looked to the parent state as
+their only home, and all their acquisitions were made with a view to
+enjoyment in that home. This feeling accompanied them to England.
+It was imbibed by their families and their descendants. The colony,
+which had been the source of their wealth and rank, was not, as
+she ought to have been, the object of their grateful affection.
+They regarded with indifference her institutions, her legislature,
+her resident community. From this want of sympathy, or from the
+want of requisite information, they made no effort to remove the
+unfavourable impressions with which the executive Government and
+the Assemblies regarded each other, or to promote the establishment
+of their relations in mutual conciliation and confidence.
+
+Another cause operated very powerfully in exciting a strong
+prejudice against the inhabitants of our West Indian colonies. The
+feeling which was naturally entertained against the slave trade and
+slave colonies was transferred to the resident colonists, and almost
+exclusively to them. By a numerous and powerful party, slavery had
+been contemplated in itself, and in the relations and interests
+which it had created, and its abolition had been endeavoured to be
+effected as if it were the crime of the colonies _exclusively_. It
+was forgotten "that it was," to use the language of Lord Stowel,
+"in a peculiar manner the crime of England, where it had been
+instituted, fostered, and encouraged, even to an excess which some
+of the colonies in vain endeavoured to restrain." Besides the acts
+passed by the legislatures of Pennsylvania and South Carolina, when
+those were British colonies, we find that when the Assembly of
+Jamaica, in 1765, was passing an act to restrain the importation
+of slaves into the colony, the governor of Jamaica informed the
+Assembly of that island, that, consistently with his instructions,
+he could not give his assent to a bill for that purpose, which had
+then been read twice. In 1774, the Jamaica Assembly attempted to
+prevent the further importation, by an increase of duties thereon,
+and for this purpose passed two acts. The merchants of Bristol and
+Liverpool petitioned against their allowance. The Board of Trade
+made a report against them. The agent of Jamaica was heard against
+that report; but, upon the recommendation of the Privy Council,
+the acts were disallowed, and the disallowance was accompanied
+by an instruction to the governor, dated 28th February 1775, by
+which he was prohibited, "upon pain of being removed from his
+government," from giving his assent to any act by which the duties
+on the importation of slaves should be augmented--"on the ground,"
+as the instruction states, "that such duties were to the injury and
+oppression of the merchants of this kingdom and the obstruction of
+its commerce."
+
+The opposition to the abolition of the slave trade was that of
+the merchants and planters resident in England, and to their
+influence on the members of the colonial legislature must be
+attributed whatever opposition was offered by the latter. In
+the interval between the abolition of the slave trade and that
+of slavery, the feelings of prejudice against them grew still
+stronger. Every specific measure by which this party proposed to
+ameliorate the condition of the slaves, was accompanied by some
+degrading and disqualifying remarks on the conduct of the resident
+inhabitants. An act of individual guilt was treated as a proof of
+the general depravity of the whole community. In consequence of
+the enthusiastic ardour with which the abolition of slavery was
+pursued, all the proposed schemes of amelioration proceeded on the
+erroneous assumption, that the progress of civilisation and of
+moral and religious advancement ought to have been as rapid amongst
+the slave population of the colonies, as it had been in England
+and other parts of Europe. It was forgotten, that until the slave
+trade was abolished, the inherent iniquity of which was aggravated
+by the obstacle it afforded to the progress of civilisation, every
+attempt to diffuse moral and religious instruction was impeded and
+counteracted by the superstitions and vices which were constantly
+imported from Africa. Thus, instead of the conciliation which
+would have rendered the colonists as active and zealous, as they
+must always be the _only efficient_, promoters of amelioration,
+irritation was excited, and they were almost proscribed, and placed
+without the pale of all the generous and candid, and just and
+liberal feelings which characterise Englishmen.
+
+This state of public feeling operated most injuriously in retarding
+and preventing many measures of amelioration which would have been
+made in the slave codes of the several colonies.
+
+Jamaica experienced, in a greater degree than any other colony, the
+effects of those unfavourable impressions with which the motives
+and proceedings of her legislature were regarded, and of those
+feelings of distrust and suspicion which influenced the relations
+of the executive government and the Assembly. Her Assembly was more
+sensitive, more zealous, more tenacious than any other colony in
+vindicating the privileges of her legislature, whenever an attempt
+was made to violate them. The people of Jamaica, when that colony
+first formed part of the British empire, did not become subjects
+of England by conquest--they were by birth Englishmen, who, by
+the invitation and encouragement of their sovereign, retained
+possession of a country which its former inhabitants had abandoned.
+They carried with them to Jamaica all the rights and privileges
+of British-born subjects. The proclamation of Charles II. is not
+a grant, but a declaration, confirmation, and guarantee of those
+rights and privileges. The constitution of Jamaica is based on those
+rights and privileges. It is, to use the emphatic language of Mr
+Burke, in speaking of our North American colonies, "a constitution
+which, with the exception of the commercial restraints, has every
+characteristic of a free government. She has the express image of
+the British constitution. She has the substance. She has the right
+of taxing herself through her representatives in her Assembly. She
+has, in effect, the sole internal government of the colony."
+
+The history of the colony records many attempts of the governor and
+of the government to deprive her of that constitution, by violating
+the privileges of her Assembly; but it records also the success
+with which those attempts were resisted, and the full recognition
+of those privileges by the ample reparation which was made for
+their violation. That very success rendered the people of Jamaica
+still more jealous of those privileges, and more determined in the
+uncompromising firmness with which they maintained them. But it did
+not render the governors or the home government less jealous or
+less distrustful of the motives and proceedings of the Assembly.
+As the whole expense of her civil, military, and ecclesiastical
+establishment was defrayed by the colony, with the exception of the
+salaries of the bishop, archdeacon, and certain stipendiary curates;
+and as that expense, amounting to nearly £400,000, was annually
+raised by the Assembly, it might have been supposed that the power
+of stopping the supplies would have had its effect in creating more
+confidence and conciliation, but it may be doubted whether it did
+not produce a contrary effect.
+
+The feelings entertained by the government towards the colonies,
+were invoked by the intemperate advocates for the immediate
+abolition of slavery, as the justification of their unfounded
+representations of the tyranny and oppression with which the
+planters treated their slaves. Happily, that great act of atonement
+to humanity, the abolition of slavery, has been accomplished; but
+the faithful historian of our colonies, great as his detestation
+of slavery may and ought to be, will yet give a very different
+representation of the relation which subsisted between master and
+slave. He will represent the negroes on an estate to have considered
+themselves, and to have been considered by the proprietor, as
+part of his family; that this self-constituted relationship was
+accompanied by all the kindly feelings which dependence on the one
+hand, and protection on the other, could create; and that such was
+the confidence with which both classes regarded each other, that,
+with fearless security, the white man and his family retired to
+their beds, leaving the doors and windows of their houses unclosed.
+These kindly feelings, and that confidence, were at length impaired
+by the increasing attempts to render the employers the objects
+of hatred. At the latter end of 1831, a rebellion of the most
+appalling nature broke out amongst the slave population. A district
+of country, not less than forty miles in extent, was laid waste.
+Buildings and other property, to the amount of more than a million
+in value, exclusive of the crops, were destroyed.
+
+In 1833, the act for the abolition of slavery was passed; and
+it cannot be denied, that the feelings of distrust and jealousy
+with which government had so long regarded the Assembly and their
+constituents, accompanied its introduction, progress, and details.
+They accompanied also the legislative measures adopted by the
+Assembly for carrying into effect its provisions, and especially
+those for establishing and regulating the apprenticeship. The
+manner in which the relative rights and duties of master and
+apprentices were discharged, was watched and examined with the same
+unfavourable feelings as if there had existed a design to make
+the apprenticeship a cover for the revival of slavery--an object
+which, even had there been persons wicked enough to have desired it,
+could never have been accomplished. There were persons in Jamaica
+exercising a powerful influence over the minds of the apprentices,
+who proclaimed to them their belief, that it was the design of their
+masters to reduce them to slavery, and who appealed to the suspicion
+and jealousy of the government as justifying and confirming that
+belief. Such was the influence of those feelings, that two attempts
+were made in Parliament to abolish the apprenticeship. They were
+unsuccessful; but enough had been said and done to fill the minds
+of the apprentices with the greatest distrust and suspicion of
+their masters. In June 1838, the Assembly was especially convened
+for the purpose of abolishing it. The governor, as the organ of
+her Majesty's government, distinctly told the Assembly that it was
+impossible to continue the apprenticeship. "I pronounce it," he
+says, "physically impossible to maintain the apprenticeship, with
+any hope of successful agriculture." The state to which the colony
+had been reduced, is told in the answer of the Assembly to this
+address: "Jamaica does, indeed, require repose; and we anxiously
+hope, that should we determine to remove an unnatural servitude,
+we shall be left in the exercise of our constitutional privileges,
+without interference." The colony was thus compelled to abolish
+the apprenticeship, although it had formed part of the plan of
+emancipation--not only that it might contribute to the compensation
+awarded for the abolition of slavery, but that it might become that
+intermediate state which might prepare the apprentices for absolute
+and unrestricted freedom, and afford the aid of experience in such
+legislation as was adapted to their altered condition. It was again
+and again described by the Secretary of State for the colonies, in
+moving his resolutions, "to be necessary not only for the security
+of the master, but for the welfare of the slave." The apprenticeship
+was thus abruptly terminated two years before the expiration of the
+period fixed by the act of the Imperial Parliament for its duration,
+before any new system of legislation had been adopted, and when the
+emancipated population had been taught to regard the planters with
+far less kindly feelings than those which they entertained in their
+state of slavery.
+
+The difficulties and dangers with which the colony was now
+threatened were such as would have appalled any prudent man, and
+would render it no less his interest than his duty to assist the
+Assembly in surmounting them. It was, however, the misfortune of
+Jamaica that her governor, from infirmity of body and of temper,
+far from endeavouring to surmount or lessen, so greatly increased
+these difficulties and dangers, that it appeared scarcely possible
+to extricate the colony from them. His conduct in the session of
+November 1838 was so gross a violation of the rights and privileges
+of the Assembly, as to leave that body no other alternative but that
+of passing a resolution, by which they refused to proceed to any
+other business, except that of providing the supplies to maintain
+the faith of the island towards the public creditor, until they had
+obtained reparation for this violation.
+
+This course had obtained the sanction, not only of long usage and
+practice, but of the government of the parent state. The history
+of Jamaica abounds in numerous instances where governors, who had
+by their conduct given occasion for its adoption, had been either
+recalled, or ordered by the Executive Government to make such
+communication to the Assembly as had the character of being an
+atonement for the violation of their privileges, and an express
+recognition of them. Upon this resolution being passed, the governor
+prorogued the Assembly. On being re-assembled, they adhered to their
+former resolution. The governor dissolved the Assembly. A general
+election took place, when the same members who had composed the
+large majority concurring on that resolution, were re-elected, and
+even an addition made to their majority. The Assembly, as might be
+expected, on being convened, adhered to their former resolution. It
+was then prorogued until the 10th of July 1839. The government, upon
+the urgent recommendation of the governor, and influenced by his
+misrepresentations, proposed to Parliament a measure for suspending
+the functions of the Legislative Assembly. Unjustifiable and
+reprehensible as this measure was, yet it is only an act of justice
+to the government of that day to remember that it originated, not
+only in the recommendation of the governor, supported also by that
+of the two preceding governors of Jamaica, but was sanctioned, and
+indeed urged on it, by several influential Jamaica proprietors and
+merchants, resident in London. Indeed, until the bill had been some
+time in the House of Commons, it was doubtful whether it would be
+opposed by Sir Robert Peel and his adherents. The determination of
+several members who usually supported the government, to oppose a
+measure destructive of the representative part of the constitution
+of this great colony, enabled him and his party to defeat the
+bill on the second reading. The government being thus left in a
+minority, resigned; but the attempt of Sir Robert Peel to form a
+ministry having failed, the former government was restored, and they
+introduced another bill, equally objectionable in its principles,
+and equally destructive of the representative branch of the
+Jamaica constitution. An amendment was proposed on the part of Sir
+Robert Peel, by the party then considered Conservative; but as the
+amendment would leave the bill still inconsistent with the rights of
+this popular branch of the constitution, they were deprived of the
+support of those who had before united with them in their opposition
+to the first bill, and they were therefore left in a minority.
+The bill passed the House of Commons. The amendment, which had
+been rejected, was adopted by the House of Lords, and the bill was
+passed. The powerful speeches of Lords Lyndhurst and Brougham, and
+those of the other noble lords by whom the amendment was supported,
+afford abundant evidence that they disapproved of the principles of
+the bill, and were unanswered and unanswerable arguments for its
+rejection.
+
+Lord John Russell, and other members of the government, might well
+believe, and express their prediction, that such a bill would not
+satisfy the Assembly, but that they would still refuse to resume
+their legislation; and that in the next session the House must adopt
+the original measure.
+
+It was in the power of the ministry, without resorting to any
+measure of undue interference which could have furnished their
+opponents with any ground of censure, by passively leaving the
+administration of the government of the colony to its ordinary
+course, and adopting the ordinary means of selecting a governor,
+to have fulfilled their own prediction. They might thus have
+saved themselves from the taunt with which Sir Robert Peel, in
+the debate on the 16th January 1840, attributed the satisfactory
+manner in which the Assembly of Jamaica had resumed their
+legislative proceedings, to "the opinion of the ministers having
+been overruled." But the conduct of Lord John Russell, who had then
+accepted the seals of secretary for the colonies, was influenced
+by higher motives. He immediately applied himself to secure, by
+confidence, the cordial co-operation of the Assembly of Jamaica,
+in that legislation which should promote the best interests of all
+classes of the community. For the accomplishment of this object,
+he anxiously sought for a governor who united the discretion,
+the judgment, the temper and firmness, which would promote that
+confidence, and obtain that co-operation, and, at the same time,
+maintain the dignity of the executive, and the supremacy of
+Parliament.
+
+From no consideration of personal or political connexion, but purely
+from the conviction that Lord Metcalfe was eminently distinguished
+by these qualities, Lord John Russell offered to him the Government
+of Jamaica. He had just returned from the East Indies, where he
+had displayed the greatest ability, and met with almost unexampled
+success. He had scarcely tasted the sweets of the repose which
+he had promised himself. His acceptance of the Government was a
+sacrifice of that repose to his high sense of duty, and to the noble
+desire of rendering a great public service to his country.
+
+But to little purpose would such a character have been selected,
+and to little purpose would he have possessed those eminent
+qualities, if he had been sent to Jamaica with instructions which
+would have controled their exercise. A more wise, just, and liberal
+policy was adopted by the government. Lord Metcalfe was left with
+the full, free, unfettered power of accomplishing, in his own
+manner, and according to his own discretion, the great object of
+his administration. Of the spirit of his instructions, and of the
+discretion and powers confided to him, he gives his own description
+in his answer to an address which, on his return to England, was
+presented him by the Jamaica proprietors resident in London, "I was
+charged by her Majesty's government with a mission of peace and
+reconciliation."
+
+It is scarcely possible to conceive a public trust so full of
+difficulties, and requiring the possession and exercise of so
+many high and rare qualities for its successful discharge, as
+the Government of Jamaica at the time it was undertaken by Lord
+Metcalfe. Some account has been given of the difficulties which
+attended the government of every West Indian colony, and of those
+which were peculiar to that of Jamaica. It should be added, that the
+office of Governor, independently of the difficulties occasioned by
+any particular event, is itself of so peculiar a character as to
+require no inconsiderable share of temper and address as well as
+judgment. He is the representative of his Sovereign, invested with
+many of the executive powers of sovereignty. He must constantly
+by his conduct maintain the dignity of his Sovereign. He cannot,
+consistently with either the usages of his office or the habits of
+society, detach himself from the community over which he presides
+as the representative of his Sovereign. It is necessary for him to
+guard against a possibility of his frequent and familiar intercourse
+with individuals, impairing their respect for him and his authority,
+and, at the same time, not deprive himself of the friendly
+disposition and confidence on their part which that intercourse may
+enable him to obtain. Especially must he prevent any knowledge of
+the motives and views of individuals with which this intercourse
+may supply him, from exercising too great, or, indeed, any apparent
+influence on his public conduct. It will be seen how well qualified
+Lord Metcalfe was to surmount, and how successfully he did surmount,
+all these difficulties.
+
+It has been stated, that the bill, even with the amendment it
+received in the House of Lords, was so inconsistent with the
+constitutional rights of Jamaica, that it was apprehended there
+would be great reluctance on the part of the Assembly to resume
+the exercise of its legislative functions. Considerations, which
+did honour to the character of that body, induced the members to
+overcome that reluctance, even before they had practical experience
+of the judicious and conciliatory conduct of Lord Metcalfe, and of
+the spirit in which he intended to administer his government. There
+was a party of noblemen and gentlemen, possessing considerable
+property in Jamaica, and of great influence in England, at the head
+of whom was that excellent man, the late Earl of Harewood, who had
+given their most cordial support, in and out of Parliament, to the
+agent of the colony in his opposition to the measure for suspending
+the legislative functions of the Assembly. They had thus acquired
+strong claims on the grateful attention of the legislature of
+Jamaica. In an earnest and affectionate appeal to the Assembly,
+they urged that body to resume its legislation. The Assembly and
+its constituents, with the generosity which has ever distinguished
+them, and with a grateful sense of the powerful support they had
+received from this party, felt the full force of their appeal.
+Lord Metcalfe, by his judicious conduct in relation to the bill,
+by the conciliatory spirit which his whole conduct on his arrival
+in Jamaica, and first meeting the Assembly, evinced, and by his
+success in impressing the members with the belief that her Majesty's
+government was influenced by the same spirit, inspired them with
+such confidence in the principles on which his government would be
+administered, that they did not insist on their objections to the
+bill, but resolved on resuming their legislation. They did resume
+it. "They gave him," to use his own language, "their hearty support
+and active co-operation in adopting and carrying into effect the
+views of her Majesty's government, and in passing laws adapted to
+the change which had taken place in the social relations of the
+inhabitants of Jamaica."
+
+Before we state the principles on which he so successfully conducted
+the government of Jamaica, and endeavour to represent the value
+of those services which, by its administration, he rendered to
+his country, we would select some of those qualities essential to
+constitute a great statesman, with which he was most richly endowed.
+He was entrusted with public duties of great responsibility at a
+very early period of life. Impressed with a deep sense of that
+responsibility, he felt that the faculties of his mind ought to
+be not only dedicated to the discharge of those duties, but that
+he ought to bestow on them that cultivation and improvement which
+could enable his country to derive the greatest benefit from them.
+He acquired the power of taking an enlarged and comprehensive view
+of all the bearings of every question which engaged his attention,
+and he exercised that power with great promptitude. He distinguished
+and separated with great facility and with great accuracy what was
+material from what was not in forming his judgment. He kept his
+mind always so well regulated, and its powers so entirely under
+his control--he preserved his temper so calm and unruffled--he
+resisted so successfully the approach of prejudice, that he was
+enabled to penetrate into the recesses of human conduct and motives,
+and to acquire the most intimate knowledge and the most practical
+experience of mankind.
+
+The acquisition of that experience is calculated to impress the
+statesman with an unfavourable opinion of his species, and to
+excite too general a feeling of distrust. This impression, unless
+its progress and effects are controlled, may exercise so great an
+influence as effectually to disable the judgment, frustrate the
+best intentions, and oppose so many obstacles as to render the
+noble character of a great and good statesman wholly unattainable.
+It is the part of wisdom no less than of benevolence, so far
+to control it, that it shall have no other effect than that of
+inducing caution, prudence, and circumspection. He will regard it
+as reminding him that those for whom he thinks and acts, are beings
+with the infirmities of our fallen nature; as teaching him to appeal
+to, and avail himself of the better feelings and motives of our
+nature; and, whenever it is practicable, to render those even of an
+opposite character the means of effecting good, and if that be not
+practicable, to correct and control them so as to deprive them of
+their baneful effects.
+
+Lord Metcalfe followed the dictates of his natural benevolence, no
+less than those of his excellent judgment, in applying to those
+purposes, and in this manner, his great knowledge and experience
+of mankind. Burke, who has been most truly called "the greatest
+philosopher in practice whom the world ever saw," has said, "that
+in the world we live in, distrust is but too necessary; some of
+old called it the very sinews of discretion. But what signify
+common-places, that always run parallel and equal? Distrust is
+good, or it is bad, according to our position and our purpose."
+Again, "there is a confidence necessary to human intercourse, and
+without which men are often more injured by their own suspicions,
+than they would be by the perfidy of others." No man knew better or
+made a more wise and judicious and successful application of these
+maxims of wisdom and benevolence than Lord Metcalfe. The grateful
+attachment of the community in which he lived abundantly proved that
+distrust, when it was required by his judgment, never impaired the
+kindness of his own disposition, or alienated from him the esteem
+and affection of others.
+
+The rock on which too often a governor has made shipwreck of his
+administration has been the selection of individuals or families on
+whom he bestowed his exclusive confidence. The jealousy and envy
+which this preference excited in others did not constitute the
+only or even the greatest part of the evil. The selected few were
+desirous of making themselves of importance, and inducing him to
+value their support as essential to the success of his government.
+With this view they attributed to others unfriendly feelings
+towards the governor which they never entertained, and endeavoured
+to persuade him that they themselves were the only persons on whom
+he could rely. Their professions betrayed him into the great error
+of too soon and too freely making them acquainted with the views
+and designs of his government. Lord Metcalfe was too wise and too
+just to have any favourites; towards all, he acted with a frankness,
+sincerity, and kindness which made all equally his friends. Lord
+Metcalfe united with singular equanimity of temper, an extraordinary
+degree of self-possession. He never was betrayed into an intimation
+of his opinions or intentions, if prudence required that they should
+not be known. The time when, and the extent to which such intimation
+should be given, were always the result of his previous deliberate
+judgment. But this reserve was accompanied with so much kindness
+and gentleness of manner, that it silenced any disappointment or
+mortification in not attaining that insight into his views which was
+sought. A short intercourse with Lord Metcalfe could not fail to
+satisfy the mind that any attempt to elicit from him opinions which
+he did not desire to impart, would be wholly fruitless.
+
+Another evil, no less injurious to the government than to the
+colony, was the hasty and imperfect estimate which governors formed
+of the motives and conduct of colonial legislatures. It had then
+been too frequent to represent those bodies as influenced by a
+hostile feeling, where no such feeling existed, and to exaggerate
+their difficulties in administering their government. Lord
+Metcalfe's administration was characterised by the candour with
+which he appreciated, the fidelity with which in his communications
+to her Majesty's government he represented, and the uncompromising
+honesty and firmness with which he vindicated the motives and
+acts of the Jamaica legislature, and repelled the prejudices, the
+misrepresentations, and calumnies by which it had been assailed.
+He brought to his administration, and never failed to evince, a
+constitutional respect for the institutions of the colony, and the
+strictest impartiality in maintaining the just rights of all classes
+of the community. Her Majesty's government continued to him that
+unlimited confidence he so well deserved, and left him to carry
+out his wise and beneficent principles of government. To cheer
+him in his noble undertaking, to bestow on the Assembly the most
+gratifying reward for their conduct, and to give them the highest
+assurance of the confidence of the government, the royal speech
+on the prorogation of Parliament contained her Majesty's gracious
+approbation of the disposition and proceedings of the legislature.
+
+So sound were the principles on which he administered the
+government--so firm and lasting was the confidence reposed in him
+by the assembly, that during his administration there was not the
+slightest interruption of the most perfect harmony between him and
+the different branches of the legislature. He had the satisfaction
+of witnessing a most beneficent change in the manner, the care,
+and spirit in which the acts of the colonial legislature were
+examined, objections to them treated, and amendments required, by
+the government. The acts were not, as before, at once disallowed;
+but the proposed amendments were made the subjects of recommendation
+by communications to the legislature from the governor. The Assembly
+felt this change, and met it in a corresponding spirit, which
+readily disposed them to adopt the recommendations of the government.
+
+Having fully and effectually accomplished the noble and Christian
+purpose with which he undertook the arduous duties of the
+government, he resigned it in June 1842. The state in which he left
+Jamaica, contrasted with that in which he found the colony on the
+commencement of his administration, was his rich reward. He came
+to Jamaica at a time when her legislation was suspended, mutual
+feelings of distrust and jealousy disturbing not only the relation
+between the governor and the legislature, but all the social
+relations in the colony; when laws were required for the altered
+state of society, and when the tranquillity and existence of the
+colony were placed in the greatest jeopardy. When he resigned the
+government, there had been effected a perfect reconciliation of the
+colony and the mother country; order and harmony, and good feeling
+amongst all classes had been restored; legislation had been resumed,
+laws had been passed adapted to the change which had taken place in
+the social relations of the inhabitants; and the cordial and active
+co-operation of the legislature had been afforded, notwithstanding
+the financial difficulties of the colony, in extending at a great
+cost the means of religious and moral instruction, and in making
+the most valuable improvements in the judicial system. He quitted
+the shores of Jamaica beloved, respected, and revered, with a
+gratitude and real attachment which few public men ever experienced.
+The inhabitants of Jamaica raised to him a monument which might
+mark their grateful homage to his memory. But there is engraven
+on the hearts of the public of Jamaica another memorial, in the
+affectionate gratitude and esteem with which they will feel the
+enduring blessings of his government, and recall his Christian
+charity, ever largely exercised in alleviating individual distress;
+his kindness and condescension in private life; and his munificent
+support of all their religious and charitable institutions, and of
+every undertaking which could promote the prosperity and happiness
+of the colony.
+
+On Lord Metcalfe's arrival in England, a numerous meeting of the
+Jamaica proprietors and merchants was held, and an address presented
+to him, in which they offered him the tribute of their warmest
+and sincerest gratitude for the benefits which he had conferred
+on the colony "by the eminent talents, the wise, and just, and
+liberal principles which made his administration of the government
+a blessing to the colony, and had secured him the affection of all
+classes of the inhabitants, as well as the high approbation of his
+sovereign."
+
+His answer to that address was a beautiful illustration of
+the unaffected modesty, of the kindness and benevolence of
+his disposition, and of the principles which influenced his
+administration. "Charged by her Majesty's government with a mission
+of peace and reconciliation, I was received in Jamaica with open
+arms. The duties which I had to perform were obvious; my first
+proceedings were naturally watched with anxiety; but as they
+indicated good-will and a fair spirit, I obtained hearty support and
+co-operation. My task in acting along with the spirit which animated
+the colony was easy. Internal differences were adjusted--either by
+being left to the natural progress of affairs, during which the
+respective parties were enabled to apprehend their real interests;
+or by mild endeavours to promote harmony, and discourage dissension.
+The loyalty, the good sense, and good feeling of the colony did
+every thing."
+
+The beneficial effects of his administration did not cease on his
+resignation. The principles on which he had conducted it, were
+such, that an adherence to them could not fail to secure similar
+effects in every succeeding government. It was his great object
+to cultivate such mutual confidence and good feeling between her
+Majesty's government and the legislature, and all classes of the
+colony, as would influence and be apparent in the views and measures
+of the government, and as would secure the cordial co-operation
+of the legislature in adopting them. In promoting that object, he
+was ever anxious to supply the government with those means, which
+his local information and experience could alone furnish, of fully
+understanding and justly appreciating the views and measures of
+the Assembly. He was sensibly alive to whatever might impair the
+confidence of the government in that body. It was his desire to
+convey the most faithful representations himself, and to correct
+any misrepresentations conveyed by others. In a word, it was his
+constant object to keep the government fully and faithfully informed
+of all which would enable it to render justice to the colony.
+Until Lord Metcalfe's administration, her Majesty's government
+never understood, and never rightly appreciated, the motives and
+conduct of the legislature of Jamaica, and never did they know
+the confidence which might be bestowed on that legislature, and
+the all-powerful influence which, by means of that confidence,
+could be exercised on its legislation. The foundation for the
+most successful, because the most beneficial, government was thus
+permanently laid by Lord Metcalfe.
+
+Lord Elgin succeeded Lord Metcalfe as the governor of Jamaica. He
+had the wisdom to follow the example of his predecessor, and adopt
+his principles of government, and pursue the path which he had
+opened. His administration was uninterrupted by any misunderstanding
+between the executive government and the Assembly. It merited and
+received the approbation of his sovereign, and the gratitude of the
+colony.
+
+More than six years have elapsed since Lord Metcalfe entered on
+the government of Jamaica. During that space of time, in the
+former history of the colony, there were frequent dissolutions or
+prorogations caused by some dispute between the government and the
+Assembly, or between the different branches of the legislature.
+Since the appointment of Lord Metcalfe, no misunderstanding has
+arisen, but perfect harmony has prevailed amongst them. The
+principles of Lord Metcalfe, which established the relations between
+the government of the parent state and the various branches of the
+legislature of Jamaica, and between all classes of society there,
+in perfect confidence and good feeling, and entirely excluded
+distrust and suspicion, were so strongly recommended by the enduring
+success of his administration, that it is not possible to anticipate
+that they will ever be forgotten or abandoned. There can be no
+difficulties which may not be surmounted, and confidence can never
+be supplanted by distrust: there can be no governor of Jamaica whose
+administration will not have merited and received the approbation
+of his sovereign, and the gratitude of the colony, so long as he
+religiously follows the example, and adheres to the principles
+of Lord Metcalfe. By such an adherence to these principles,
+Jamaica will retain, not the remembrance alone of the wisdom, the
+justice, the benevolence of his administration, and the blessings
+it conferred, but she will enjoy, in every succeeding generation,
+the same administration, for although directed by another hand,
+it will be characterised by the sane wisdom, the same justice and
+beneficence, and confer on her the same blessings.
+
+But as the beneficent effects of his government are not limited in
+their duration to the time, so neither are they confined to the
+colony, in which it was administered. The same experience of its
+success, and the same considerations no less of interest than of
+duty, recommend and secure the adoption of its principles in the
+administration of the government of every other colony, as well as
+of Jamaica. Such was the impression with which the other British
+colonies regarded his administration in Jamaica. They considered
+that the same principles on which the government of Jamaica had
+been administered, would be adopted in the administration of their
+governments. Shortly after Lord Metcalfe's return from Jamaica, a
+numerous and influential body, interested in the other colonies,
+presented him with an address, expressing "the sentiments of
+gratitude and admiration with which they appreciated the ability,
+the impartiality, and the success of his administration of the
+government of Jamaica. They gratefully acknowledged his undeviating
+adherence to those just and liberal principles by which alone
+the relations between the parent state and the colonies can be
+maintained with the feelings essential to their mutual honour
+and welfare; and they expressed their conviction, that, as his
+administration must be the unerring guide for that of every other
+colony, so its benefits will extend to the whole colonial empire
+of Great Britain." Thus, by his administration of the government
+of one colony, during only the short space of two years, he laid
+the foundation for that permanent union of this and all the other
+colonies with the parent state, which would secure the welfare and
+happiness of the millions by whom they are inhabited, and add to the
+strength, the power, and splendour of the British empire.
+
+Such is a faint record of only two years of the distinguished
+public life of this great and good man. How few statesmen have ever
+furnished materials for such a record? What greater good can be
+desired for our country, than that the example of Lord Metcalfe,
+and his administration of Jamaica, may ever be "the guide-post and
+land-mark" in her councils for the government of all her colonies,
+and may ever exercise a predominant influence in the relations
+between them and the parent state?
+
+
+
+
+ANNALS AND ANTIQUITIES OF LONDON.
+
+ _An Antiquarian Ramble in the Streets of London; with Anecdotes
+ of their more celebrated Residents._ By J. T. SMITH, late Keeper
+ of the Prints and Drawings in the British Museum, Author of
+ _Nollekins and his Times_, &c.
+
+
+What is London? Walk into Lombard Street, and ask the Merchant;
+he will tell you at once--the Docks and the Custom-House, Lloyd's
+and the Bank, the Exchange, Royal or Stock. Drive your cab to
+the Carlton, and learn that it is Pall-mall and the Clubs, St
+James's and the Parks, Almack's and the Opera. Carry your question
+and your fee together to legal chambers, and be told that it is
+Westminster and Chancery Lane, Lincoln's Inn and the Temple. All
+that remains of mankind, that is not to be numbered in these several
+categories, will tell you it is a huge agglomeration of houses and
+shops, churches and theatres, markets and monuments, gas-pipes and
+paving-stones. Believe none--Yes, believe them all! We make our
+London, as we make our World, out of what attracts and interests
+ourselves. Few are they who behold in this vast metropolis a
+many-paged volume, abounding in instruction, offering to historian
+and philosopher, poet and antiquary, a luxuriant harvest and
+never-failing theme. We consider London, with reference to what
+it is and may become, not to what it has been. The present and
+the future occupy us to the exclusion of the past. We perambulate
+the great arteries of the Monster City, from Tyburn to Cornhill,
+from Whitechapel to the Wellington statue, and our minds receive
+no impression, save what is directly conveyed through our eyes; we
+pass, unheeding, a thousand places and objects rich in memories of
+bygone days, of strange and stirring events--great men long since
+deceased, and customs now long obsolete. We care not to dive into
+the narrow lanes and filthy alleys, where, in former centuries, sons
+of Genius and the Muses dwelt and starved; we seek not the dingy
+old taverns where the wit of our ancestors sparkled; upon the spot
+where a hero fell or a martyr perished, we pause not to gaze and
+to recall the memories of departed virtue and greatness. We are a
+matter-of-fact generation, too busy in money-getting to speculate
+upon the past. So crowded has the world become, that there is scarce
+standing-room; and even the lingering ghosts of olden times are
+elbowed and jostled aside. It is the triumph of the tangible and
+positive over the shadowy and poetical.
+
+Things which men will not seek, they often thankfully accept when
+brought to them in an attractive form and without trouble. Upon this
+calculation has the book before us been written. It is an attempt
+to convey, in amusing narrative, the history, ancient, mediæval,
+and modern, of the streets and houses of London. For such a work,
+which necessarily partakes largely of the nature of a compilation,
+it is obvious that industry is more essential than talent--extensive
+reading than a brilliant pen. Both of industry and reading Mr Smith
+makes a respectable display, and therefore we shall not cavil at
+any minor deficiencies. His subject would have been better treated
+in a lighter and more detached form; and, in this respect, he
+might have taken a hint from an existing French work of a similar
+nature, relating to Paris. But his materials are too sterling and
+interesting to be spoiled by any slight mistake in the handling. He
+has accumulated a large mass of information, quotation, and extract;
+and although few persons may read his book continuously from
+beginning to end, very many, we are sure, will dip with pleasure and
+interest into its pages.
+
+West and East would have been no inappropriate title for Mr Smith's
+twin volumes. In the first, he keeps on the Court side of Temple
+Bar; the second he devotes to the City. As may be supposed, the
+former is the more sprightly and piquant chronicle; but the latter
+does not yield to it in striking records and interesting historical
+facts. Let us accompany the antiquarian on his first ramble, from
+Hyde Park Corner to Charing Cross, starting from Apsley House, of
+which, although scarcely included in the design of his work, as
+announced on the title-page, he gives, as of various other modern
+buildings, a concise account.
+
+How few individuals of the human tide that daily flows and ebbs
+along Piccadilly are aware, that within a century that aristocratic
+quarter was a most disreputable outlet from London. The ground now
+covered with ranges of palaces, the snug and select district of
+May Fair, dear to opulent dowagers and luxurious _célibataires_,
+was occupied, but a short hundred years since, by a few detached
+dwellings in extensive gardens, and by a far larger number of low
+taverns. Some of these, as the White Horse and Half Moon, have
+given their names to the streets to which their bowling-greens and
+skittle-alleys tardily gave way. The Sunday excursions of the lower
+orders were then more circumscribed than at present; and these
+Piccadilly publics were much resorted to on the Sabbath, in the
+manner of a country excursion; for Piccadilly was then the country.
+"Among the advertisements of sales by auction in the original
+edition of the _Spectator_, in folio, published in 1711, the mansion
+of Streater, jun., is advertised as _his country house_, being near
+Bolton Row, in Piccadilly; his town residence was in Gerrard Street,
+Soho." The taverns nearest to Hyde Park were chiefly patronised by
+the soldiers, particularly, we are informed, on review days, when
+they sat in rows upon wooden benches, placed in the street for their
+accommodation, combing, soaping, and powdering each other's hair.
+The bad character of the neighbourhood, and perhaps, also, the
+nuisance of May Fair, which lasted for fifteen days, and was not
+abolished till 1708, prevented the ground from increasing in value;
+and accordingly we find that Mr Shepherd, after whom Shepherd's
+Market was named, offered for sale, as late as the year 1750,
+his freehold mansion in Curzon Street, and its adjacent gardens,
+for five hundred pounds. At that price it was subsequently sold.
+Houses there were, however, in the then despised neighbourhood
+of Piccadilly, of high value; but it arose from their intrinsic
+magnificence, which counterbalanced the disadvantages of situation.
+Evelyn mentions having visited Lord John Berkeley at his stately
+new house, which was said to have cost thirty thousand pounds, and
+had a cedar staircase. He greatly commends the gardens, and says
+that he advised the planting of certain holly-hedges on the terrace.
+Stratton Street was built on the Berkeley estate, and so named in
+compliment to the Stratton line of that family. At what is now
+the south end of Albemarle Street, stood Clarendon House, built,
+as Bishop Burnet tells us, on a piece of ground granted to Lord
+Clarendon by Charles II. The Earl wished to have a plain ordinary
+house, but those he employed preferred erecting a palace, whose
+total cost amounted to fifty thousand pounds.
+
+"During the war," says the Bishop, "and in the plague year, he had
+about three hundred men at work, which he thought would have been an
+acceptable thing, when so many men were kept at work, and so much
+money, as was duly paid, circulated about. But it had a contrary
+effect: it raised a great outcry against him." The sale of Dunkirk
+to the French for four hundred thousand pounds, had taken place only
+three years before, and was still fresh in men's minds. The odium of
+this transaction fell chiefly on Lord Clarendon, who was accused of
+pocketing a share of its profits; and the people gave the name of
+Dunkirk House to his new mansion. Others called it Holland House,
+thereby insinuating that it was built with bribes received from the
+Dutch, with whom this country then waged a disastrous war. In spite
+of popular outcry, however, the house was completed in 1667, the
+year of Clarendon's disgrace and banishment. Fifteen years later,
+after his death, his heir sold the place to the Duke of Albemarle
+for twenty-five thousand pounds, just half what it cost; and the
+Duke parted with it for ten thousand more. Finally, it was pulled
+down to make room for Albemarle and Stafford Streets; of which
+latter, as appears from old plans of London, the centre of Clarendon
+House occupied the entire site.
+
+Piccadilly was formerly the headquarters of the makers of leaden
+figures. The first yard for this worthless description of statues
+was founded by John Van Nost, one of the numerous train of Dutchmen
+who followed William III. to England. His establishment soon had
+imitators and rivals; and, in 1740, there were four of these
+figure-yards in Piccadilly, all driving a flourishing trade in
+their leaden lumber. The statues were as large as life, and often
+painted. "They consisted of Punch, Harlequin, Columbine, and other
+pantomimical characters; mowers whetting their scythes, haymakers
+resting on their rakes, gamekeepers in the act of shooting, and
+_Roman_ soldiers with _firelocks_; but, above all, that of a
+kneeling African with a sundial upon his head, found the most
+extensive sale." Copies from the antique were also there, and had
+many admirers; but the unsuitableness of the heavy and pliable
+material was soon discovered, and, after a brief existence, the
+figure-yards died a natural death.
+
+On the etymology of the word Piccadilly, Mr Smith expends much
+erudite research, without, as it appears to us, arriving at a
+very definite or satisfactory conclusion. A pickadill is defined
+by Blount, in his _Glossography_, as "the round hem of a garment,
+or other thing; also a kinde of stiff collar, made in fashion of
+a band." Hence Mr Smith infers, that the famous ordinary near St
+James's, which first bore the name of Piccadilly, may have received
+it because at that time it was the outmost or skirt-house of the
+suburb. The derivation is ingenious, but rather far-fetched. Another
+notion is, that a certain Higgin, a tailor, who built the house,
+had acquired his money by the manufacture of pickadills, then in
+great vogue. The orthography of the name has varied considerably.
+Evelyn mentions in his memoirs, that, as one of the commissioners
+for reforming the buildings and streets of London, he ordered the
+paving of the road from St James's North, "which was a quagmire,"
+and likewise of the Haymarket about "Pigudello." In the same year,
+however, 1662, it is found inscribed in tradesmen's tokens as
+Pickadilla; and this appears to be the most ancient mode of spelling
+it. In _Gerard's Herbal_, published in the reign of Queen Elizabeth,
+(1596,) the author, talking of the "small wild buglosse," says
+that this little flower "growes upon the drie ditch bankes about
+Pickadilla."
+
+Where Bennet and Arlington Streets now stand, was formerly the
+celebrated mulberry gardens, referred to by Malone as a favourite
+haunt of Dryden, who loved to eat tarts there with his mistress,
+Anne Reeve. To the polite ears of the nineteenth century, the
+very name of a public garden is a sound of horror; and to see
+the cream of _the ton_ taking their evening lounge at Cremorne,
+or the "Royal Property," and battening upon mulberry tarts and
+sweetened wine, would excite as much astonishment as if we read in
+the _Moniteur_ that the Duchess of Orleans had led a _galop_ at
+Musard's masquerade. In the easy-going days of the second Charles,
+things were very different, and a fashionable company was wont to
+collect at the Mulberry Garden, to sit in its pleasant arbours,
+and feast upon cheesecakes and syllabubs. The ladies frequently
+went in masks, which was a great mode at that time, and one often
+adopted by the court dames to escape detection in the intrigues
+and mad pranks they so liberally permitted themselves. "In _The
+Humorous Lovers_, a comedy written by the Duke of Newcastle,[4] and
+published in 1677, the third scene of Act I. is in the Mulberry
+Garden. Baldman observes to Courtly, ''Tis a delicate plump wench;
+now, a blessing on the hearts of them that were the contrivers of
+this garden; this wilderness is the prettiest convenient place to
+woo a widow, Courtly.'" One can hardly fancy a wilderness in the
+heart of St James's, except of houses; but the one mentioned in the
+above passage had ceased to exist at the time the play appeared, at
+least as a place of public resort. Five years previously, the King
+had granted to Henry Earl of Arlington, "that whole piece or parcel
+of ground called the Mulberry Gardens, together with eight houses,
+with their appurtenances thereon," at a rent of twenty shillings per
+annum. Goring House, in which Mr Secretary Bennet, afterwards Earl
+of Arlington, resided, was probably one of these eight houses. Two
+years subsequently to the grant, it was burnt down, and the earl
+removed to Arlington House, which stood on the site of Buckingham
+Palace. Sheffield, Duke of Buckingham, bought the former, pulled it
+down in 1703, and erected a new mansion, which was sold to the crown
+by his son, and allotted, in 1775, as a residence for the Queen,
+instead of Somerset House.
+
+ [4] It was by the Duchess of Newcastle, according to Pepys, that
+ this play was written. In his Diary he says, under date of the
+ 11th April 1667:--"To Whitehall, thinking there to have seen the
+ Duchess of Newcastle coming this night to court to make a visit to
+ the Queen. The whole story of this lady is a romance, and all she
+ does is romantic. Her footmen in velvet coats, and herself in an
+ antique dress, as they say; and was the other day at her own play,
+ _The Humorous Lovers_, the most ridiculous thing that ever was
+ wrote, but yet she and her lord mightily pleased with it; and she
+ at the end made her respects to the players from her box, and did
+ give them thanks." This was the eccentric dame who kept a maid of
+ honour sitting up all night, to write down any bright idea or happy
+ inspiration by which she might be visited.
+
+We are glad to learn from Mr Smith, that there is a plan on foot
+for the removal of the confined, dirty, and unwholesome district
+between Buckingham Palace and Westminster Abbey, now one of the
+vilest parts of the metropolis, the favourite abode of thieves,
+beggars, pawnbrokers, and gin-sellers. The streets adjacent to the
+palace have at no time been of the most spacious or respectable
+description, although Pimlico is vastly improved from what it was
+in the days of Ben Jonson, who uses the name to express all that
+was lowest and most disreputable. In his play of _The Alchymist_,
+he says, "Gallants, men and women, and of all sorts, tag-rag and
+bob-tail, have been seen to flock here in threaves, these ten
+weeks, as to a second Hoxton or Pimlico." And again, "besides
+other gallants, oysterwomen, sailors' wives, tobacco-men--another
+Pimlico." _Apropos_ of the gin-palaces which have replaced the
+old-fashioned public-houses that abounded some twenty years ago
+in Westminster, Mr Smith makes a digression on the subject of
+drunkenness, and quotes some curious particulars from an old
+treatise, called _The London and Country Brewer_. "Our drunkenness,
+as a national vice," says the writer, "takes its date from the
+restoration of Charles the Second, or a few years later." It may
+be questioned whether drunkenness was not pretty well established
+as an English vice long before the period here referred to. We
+have the authority of various writers, however, for its having
+greatly increased about the time of the Stuarts' restoration. "A
+spirit of extravagant joy," says Burnet, in his _History of his
+own Times_, "spread over the nation. All ended in entertainments
+and drunkenness, which overrun the three kingdoms to such a
+degree, that it very much corrupted all their morals. Under the
+colour of drinking the King's health, there were great disorders,
+and much riot every where." This was no unnatural reaction after
+the stern austerity of the Protectorate. "As to the materials,
+(of drunkenness,") continues _The Brewer_, "beer and ale were
+considerable articles; they went a great way in the work at first,
+but were far from being sufficient; and then strong waters came into
+play. The occasion was this: In the Dutch wars it had been observed
+that the captains of the Hollanders' men-of-war, when they were
+about to engage with our ships, usually set a hogshead of brandy
+abroach afore the mast, and bid the men drink _sustick_, that they
+might fight _lustick_; and our poor seamen felt the force of the
+brandy to their cost. We were not long behind them; but suddenly
+after the war we began to abound in strong-water shops." Even
+the chandlers and the barber-surgeons kept stores of spirituous
+compounds, for the most part of exceeding bad quality, but sweetened
+and spiced, and temptingly displayed in rows of glass bottles, under
+Latin names of imposing sound. Aniseed-water was the favourite
+dram; until the French, finding out the newly-acquired taste of
+their old enemies, deluged the English markets with brandy, which
+was recommended by the physicians, and soon acquired universal
+popularity. It was sold about the streets in small measures, at a
+halfpenny and a penny each; and the consumption was prodigious,
+until a war broke out with France, when the supply of course
+stopped, and the poor were compelled to return to their _aqua vitæ_
+and _aqua mirabilis_, or, better than either, to the ale-glass.
+When speaking of the royal cockpit at Whitehall, Mr Smith tells
+us of "Admiral M'Bride, a brave sailor of the old school, who
+constantly kept game-cocks on board his ship, and on the morning of
+an action, endeavoured, and that successfully, to animate his men by
+the spectacle of a cock-fight between decks." This, if not a very
+humane expedient, according to modern notions, was at any rate an
+improvement upon Dutch courage, with which British seamen of the
+present day would scorn to fortify themselves.
+
+St James's Park, originally a swamp, was first inclosed by Harry
+the Eighth, but little was done towards its improvement and
+embellishment until after the Restoration. It was within its
+precincts, that in July 1626 Lord Conway assembled the numerous
+and troublesome French retinue of Queen Henrietta Maria, and
+communicated to them the king's pleasure that they should
+immediately quit the country. The legion of hungry foreigners,
+including several priests and a boy bishop, scarcely of age, had
+hoped long to fatten upon English soil, and they received their
+dismissal with furious outcry and loud remonstrance. Their royal
+mistress also was greatly incensed, and broke several panes of glass
+with her fists, in no very queenly style. But Charles for once was
+resolute; the Frenchmen had, to use his own expressions, so dallied
+with his patience, and so highly affronted him, that he could no
+longer endure it. They found, however, all sorts of pretexts to
+delay their departure, claiming wages and perquisites which were
+not due, and alleging that they had debts in London, and could not
+go away till these were discharged. L'Estrange, in his Life of
+Charles I., and D'Israeli in his _Commentaries_, gives many curious
+particulars of the proceedings of this troop of bloodsuckers.
+Under pretence of perquisites, they pillaged the queen's wardrobe
+and jewel-case, not leaving her even a change of linen. The king
+accorded them a reasonable delay for their preparations, but
+at last he lost all patience, as will be seen by the following
+characteristic letter to the Duke of Buckingham, dated from Oaking,
+the 7th of August 1626:
+
+ "STEENIE,--I have received your letter by Dic Greame, (Sir
+ Richard Graham.) This is my answer: I command you to send all
+ the French away to-morrow out of the towne, if you can by fair
+ means, (but stike not long in disputing,) otherways force them
+ away, dryving them away lyke so manie wilde beastes, until ye
+ have shipped them, and so the devil goe with them. Let me heare
+ no answer, but of the performance of my command. So I rest your
+ faithful, constant, loving friend, C. R."
+
+Thereupon the debts of the obnoxious French were paid, their claims,
+both just and unjust, satisfied, presents given to some of them,
+and they set out for Dover, nearly forty coaches full. "As Madame
+St George, whose vivacity is always described as extremely French,
+was stepping into the boat, one of the mob could not resist the
+satisfaction of flinging a stone at her French cap. An English
+courtier, who was conducting her, instantly quitted his charge, ran
+the fellow through the body, and quietly returned to the boat. The
+man died on the spot, but no further notice appears to have been
+taken of the inconsiderate gallantry of the English courtier."
+
+The Stuarts were commonly plagued with the foreign attendants
+of their wives. When Charles the Second's spouse, Catherine of
+Braganza, arrived in England, she was escorted by a train of
+Portuguese ladies, who highly disgusted the king and his court,
+less, however, by their Papistry and greediness, than by their
+surpassing ugliness and obstinate adherence to the fashions of
+their country. "Six frights," says Anthony Hamilton in his memoirs
+of Count Grammont, "who called themselves maids of honour, and a
+duenna, another monster, who took the title of governess to these
+extraordinary beauties. Among the men were Francisco de Melo, and
+one Tauravedez, who called himself Don Pedro Francisco Correo
+de Silva, extremely handsome, but a greater fool than all the
+Portuguese put together; he was more vain of his names than his
+person; but the Duke of Buckingham, a still greater fool than he,
+though more addicted to raillery, gave him the name of Peter of
+the Wood. He was so enraged at this, that, after many fruitless
+complaints and ineffectual menaces, poor Pedro de Silva was
+obliged to leave England; while the happy duke kept possession of
+a Portuguese nymph more hideous than the queen's maids of honour,
+whom he had taken from him, as well as two of his names. Besides
+these, there were six chaplains, four bakers, a Jew perfumer, and a
+certain officer, probably without an office, who called himself her
+highness's barber." Evelyn also tells us, that "the queen arrived
+with a train of Portuguese ladies in their monstrous fardingals
+or guard-infantas, their complexions olivader, and sufficiently
+unagreeable;" and Lord Clarendon talks of "a numerous family of men
+and women, that were sent from Portugal"--the women "old and ugly
+and proud, incapable of any conversation with persons of quality and
+a liberal education; and they desired, and indeed had conspired so
+far to possess the queen herself, that she should neither learn the
+English language, nor use their habit, nor depart from the manners
+and fashions of her own country in any particulars." Although the
+Infanta herself was by no means ill-looking, her charms did not
+come up to those of the flattered portrait which her mother, the
+old Queen of Portugal, had sent to Charles; and it is possible that
+the selection of plain women for her retinue had been intentional,
+that their ugliness might serve as a foil to her moderate amount of
+beauty. After a short time, however, the majority of these uncomely
+Lusitanians were sent back to their native country.
+
+To return to Mr Smith and St James's Park. After his Restoration,
+Charles the Second, who, as worthy Thomas Blount says in his
+Boscobel, had been hunted to and fro like a "partridge upon the
+mountains," became very _casanier_, decidedly stay-at-home, in
+his habits, and cared little to absent himself from London and
+its vicinity. He had had buffeting and wandering enough in his
+youth, and, on ascending the throne of his unfortunate father,
+he thought of little besides making himself comfortable in his
+capital, careless of expense, which, even in his greatest need, he
+seems never to have calculated. He planted the avenues of the park,
+made a canal and an aviary for rare birds, which gave the name to
+Bird-Cage Walk. Amongst other freaks, and to provide for a witty
+Frenchman who amused him, he erected Duck Island into a government.
+Charles de St Denis, seigneur of St Evremond, who had been banished
+from France for a satire on Cardinal Mazarine, was the first and,
+it is believed, the last governor. He drew the salary attached
+to the appointment, which was certainly a more lucrative than
+honourable one for a man of his talents and reputation. According
+to Evelyn, Charles stored the park with "numerous flocks of fowle.
+There were also deer of several countries--white, spotted like
+leopards; antelopes, as elk, red deer, roebucks, staggs, Guinea
+grates, Arabian sheep," &c. In the Mall, also made by him, Charles
+played at ball and took his daily walk. "Here," says Colley Cibber,
+"Charles was often seen amid crowds of spectators, feeding his
+ducks and playing with his dogs, affable even with the meanest of
+his subjects." Mr Smith regrets the diminished affability and less
+accessible mood of sovereigns of the nineteenth century, although he
+admits that the populace of France and England are at the present
+day too rude for it to be advisable that kings and queens should
+walk amongst them with the easy familiarity of the second Charles.
+Of that there can be very little doubt. Even Charles, whose dislike
+of ceremony and restraint, and love of gossip and new faces, were
+cause, at least as much as any desire for popularity, that he thus
+mingled with the mob, occasionally experienced the disagreeables
+of his undignified manner of life. Aubrey the credulous, Mr Smith
+tells us, relates in his Miscellanies the following anecdote of
+an incident that occurred in the Park. "Avise Evans had a fungous
+nose, and said that it was revealed to him that the king's hand
+would cure him: and at the first coming of King Charles II. into St
+James's Park, he kissed the king's hand, and rubbed his nose with
+it, which disturbed the king, but cured him." It was whilst walking
+on the Mall that the pretended Popish plot of Oates and Bedloe was
+announced to Charles. "On the 12th of August 1678," says Hume,
+"one Kirby, a chemist, accosted the king as he was walking in the
+Park. 'Sir,' said he, 'keep within the company; your enemies have
+a design upon your life, and you may be shot in this very walk.'
+Being asked the reason of these strange speeches, he said that two
+men, called Grove and Pickering, had engaged to shoot the king, and
+Sir George Wakeman, the queen's physician, to poison him." Charles,
+unlike his grandfather, the timid James, was little apprehensive
+of assassination, and, when sauntering in the Park, preferred the
+society of two or three intimates to the attendance of a retinue.
+On one occasion, however, as a biographer has recorded, an impudent
+barber startled him from his usual happy _insouciance_. Accustomed
+to chat familiarly with his good-humoured master, the chin-scraper
+ventured to observe, whilst operating upon that of the king, that
+he considered no officer of the court had a more important trust
+than himself. "Why so, friend?" inquired the king. "Why," replied
+the barber, "I could cut your majesty's throat whenever I chose."
+Charles started up in consternation, swore that the very thought
+was treason, and the indiscreet man of razors was deprived of his
+delicate charge.
+
+In the _Daily Post_ for October 31st, 1728, is an order of the Board
+of Green Cloth for clearing St James's Park of the shoe-cleaners
+and other vagrants, and sending them to the House of Correction.
+This reminds us of what has often excited our surprise, the absence
+from the streets of London of an humble but very useful class of
+professionals, who abound in many continental towns, in all French
+ones of any size. Abundant ingenuity is displayed in London in the
+discovery and invention of strange and out-of-the-way employments.
+Men convert themselves into "animated sandwiches" by back and
+breastplates of board, encase themselves in gigantic bottles to
+set forth the merits of some famed specific or potent elixir, or
+walk about with advertisements printed on their coats, peripatetic
+fly-sheets, extolling the comfort and economy of halfpenny steamers,
+and of omnibuses at a penny a mile. Some sweep crossings, others
+hold horses; but none of the vast number of needy _industrials_
+who strain their wits to devise new means of obtaining their daily
+ration and nightly shelter, have as yet taken pattern by the French
+_décrotteur_ and German _stiefel-wichser_, and provided themselves
+for stock in trade with a three-legged stool, a brace of brushes,
+and a bottle of blacking. No one has been at Paris without finding
+the great convenience of the _ateliers de décrottage_ which abound
+in the passages and in the more frequented of the streets, where,
+for three or four _sous_, the lounger who has had boots and
+trousers bemired by rapid cab or lumbering _diligence_, is brushed
+and polished with unparalleled rapidity and dexterity. But a very
+moderate capital is required for the establishment of these temples
+of cleanliness, and we recommend the subject to the consideration of
+decayed railway "stags."
+
+"Duke Street Chapel, with a flight of steps leading to the Park,
+formed originally a wing of the mansion of the notorious Judge
+Jeffries. The house was built by him, and James the Second, as a
+mark of especial favour, allowed him to make an entry to the Park by
+the steps alluded to. The son of Jeffries inhabited it for a short
+time." It was this son and successor of the infamous Jeffries, who,
+with a party of rakes and debauchees, mohocks as they were at that
+time called, insulted the remains of the poet Dryden, and the grief
+of his widow. They happened to pass through Gerrard Street, Soho,
+when Dryden's remains were about to be conveyed from his house, No.
+43, in that street, to Westminster Abbey. Although it was in the
+daytime, Jeffries was drunk; he swore that Dryden should not be
+buried in so shabby a manner, (eighteen mourning coaches waited to
+form the procession,) and that he would see due honour done to his
+remains. After frightening Lady Elizabeth, who was ill in bed, into
+a fainting fit, these aristocratic ruffians stopped the funeral,
+and sent the body to an undertaker in Cheapside. The bishop waited
+several hours in Westminster Abbey, and at last went away. When
+Jeffries became sober, he had forgotten all about the matter, and
+refused to have any thing to do with the interment. The corpse lay
+unburied for three weeks. At last the benevolent Dr Garth had it
+taken to the College of Physicians, got up a subscription for the
+expenses of the funeral, and followed the body to Westminster Abbey.
+The poet's son challenged Jeffries, but Jeffries showed the white
+feather, and, to avoid personal chastisement, kept carefully out
+of the way for three years, when Charles Dryden was drowned near
+Windsor.
+
+Mr Smith is most indulgent to the blunders and blockheadism of our
+modern architects and monument-makers, far too much so, indeed,
+when he speaks approvingly of Trafalgar Square and its handsome
+fountains, and without positive disapprobation of the vile
+collection of clumsy buildings and ill-executed ornament defacing
+that site. There has been a deal of ink spilt upon this subject, and
+we have no intention of adding to the quantity, especially as there
+is no chance that any flow of fluid, however unlimited, shall blot
+out the square and its absurdities. But we defy any Englishman, with
+the smallest pretensions to taste, to pass Charing Cross without
+feelings of shame and disgust at the mismanagement and ignorance
+there manifest. Such an accumulation of clumsiness was surely never
+before witnessed. The wretched National Gallery with its absurd
+dome, crushed beneath the tall and symmetrical proportions of St
+Martin's portico, overtopped even by the private dwelling-houses
+in its vicinity; the dirty, ill-devised, and worse-executed
+fountains, with their would-be-gracefully curved basins, the steps
+and parapets, which give the whole place the appearance of an
+exaggerated child's toy. Well may foreigners shrug their shoulders,
+and smile at the public buildings of the great capital of Britain.
+A fatality attends all our efforts in that way. In regard to
+architecture and ornament, we pay more and are worse served than
+any body else. So habituated are we to failure in this respect,
+that when a public building is completed, scaffolding removed, and
+a fair view obtained, we wonder and exult if it is found free from
+glaring defects, and in no way particularly obnoxious to censure. As
+to its proving a thing to be proud of, to be gazed at and admired,
+and to be spoken of out of England, or even in England, after the
+fuss and ceremony of its inauguration is over, we never dream of
+such a thing. The negative merit of having avoided the ridiculous
+and the grotesque, is subject for satisfaction, almost for pride.
+Assuredly we love not to exalt other countries at the expense of our
+own, to draw invidious comparisons between things English and things
+foreign. But the difference between public buildings of modern
+erection in London and in Paris is so immense, that it can escape no
+one. Take, for instance, the Paris _Bourse_ and the London Exchange.
+The former, it has been objected, is out of character; a Greek
+temple is no fitting rendezvous for the sons of commerce; a less
+classic fane were more appropriate for the discussion of exchanges,
+for sales of cotton and muscovado. The objection, according to us,
+is flimsy and absurd, and must have originated with some Vandalic
+and prejudiced booby, with whom consistency was a monomania.
+Nevertheless we will, for argument's sake, admit its validity. Is
+that a reason that the traders and capitalists of London should meet
+in a building which, for heaviness and exaggerated solidity, rivals
+a South American Inquisition? Do the Barings and the Rothschilds
+anticipate an attack upon their strong boxes, and intend to stand a
+siege within the massive walls of the Royal Exchange? Assuredly the
+narrow doorways may easily be defended; for a time, at least, the
+ponderous walls will mock the cannonade. The curse of heaviness is
+upon our architects. There is total want of grace, and lightness,
+and airiness in all their works. Behold our new Senate House! Do
+its florid beauties and overdone decorations, unsparingly as they
+have been lavished, and convenient as they will doubtless be found
+as receptacles for bird's nests, contrast favourably with the
+elegant and dignified simplicity of the Chamber of Deputies? The
+two, it will be said, cannot be assimilated: the vast difference
+of size precludes a comparison. We reply, that the buildings are
+for the same purpose; but were they not, proportion at least should
+be observed. The Parliament House is far too low for its length.
+Want of elevation is the common fault, both in the ideas and in the
+productions of our architects.
+
+Are we more successful in statues than in buildings? Mr Smith has
+some sensible remarks on this score. Speaking of the equestrian
+statue of George III. in Cockspur Street, he says, that "critics
+object to the cocked hat and tie-wig in the royal figure; but,
+some ages hence, these abused parts will be the most valuable in
+the whole statue. It may very reasonably be asked, why an English
+gentleman should be represented in the dress of a Roman tribune?
+Let the man appear, even in a statue, in his habit as he lived; and
+whatever _we_ may say, posterity will be grateful to us. We should
+like to know exactly the ordinary walking-dress of Cæsar or Brutus,
+and how they wore their hair; and we should not complain if they
+had cocked hats or periwigs, if we knew them to be exact copies of
+nature." It is certain that modern physiognomy rarely harmonises
+with ancient costume. What is to be said of the aspect of the "first
+gentleman of Europe," wrapped in his horsecloth, and astride on his
+bare-backed steed, in the aforesaid Square of Trafalgar? Assuredly
+nothing in commendation. There are portraits of Napoleon in classic
+drapery, and, even with his classically correct countenance, he
+looks a very ordinary, under-sized Roman. But, in his grey _capote_
+and small cocked hat, the characteristic is preserved, and we at
+once think of, and wonder at, the hero of Austerlitz and Marengo.
+
+Leicester Square, as Mr Smith justly observes, has more the
+appearance of the _Grande Place_ of some continental city than of
+a London square. The headquarters and chief rendezvous of aliens,
+especially of Frenchmen, it bears numerous and unmistakeable marks
+of its foreign occupancy. French hotels and restaurants replace
+taverns and chop-houses. French names are seen above shops;
+promises of French, German, and Spanish conversation, are read in
+the windows; and grimy-visaged, hirsute individuals, in plaited
+pantaloons and garments of eccentric cut, saunter, cigar in mouth,
+over the shabby pavement. It is curious to remark the different
+tone and station taken by English in Paris and French in London.
+In the former capital, nothing is too good for the intruding
+islanders. In the best and most expensive season, they throng
+thither, and strut about like lords of the soil, perfectly at home,
+and careless of the opinions of the people amongst whom they have
+condescended to come. The best houses are for their use; the most
+expensive shops are favoured with their custom; and if occasionally
+tormented by a troublesome consciousness of paying dearly for
+their importance, they easily console themselves by a malediction
+on the French _voleurs_, who thus take advantage of their long
+purses and open hands. How different is it with the Frenchman in
+London! He comes over, for the most part, at the dullest time of
+the year, in the autumn, when the town is foggy, and dreary, and
+empty; when the Parks are deserted, shutters shut, the theatres
+dull, and exhibitions closed. He has certain vague apprehensions of
+the tremendous expense entailed by a visit to the English capital.
+To avoid this, he makes a toil of a pleasure; wearies himself with
+economical calculations; and creeps into some inferior hotel or dull
+lodging-house, tempted by low prices and foreign announcements.
+We find French deputies abiding in Cranbourn Street, and counts
+contenting themselves with a garret at Pagliano's. Thence they
+perambulate westwards; and ignorant, or not choosing to remember,
+that London is out of town, and that they have selected the very
+worst possible season to visit it, they greatly marvel at the
+paucity of equipages, at the abundance of omnibuses and hack-cabs,
+and the scarcity of sunbeams; and return home to inform their
+friends that London is a _ville monstre_, with spacious streets,
+small houses, few amusements; very great, but very gloomy; and
+where the nearest approach to sunshine resembles the twinkling of a
+rushlight through a plate of blue earthenware.
+
+"The foreign appearance of Leicester Square is not of recent growth.
+It seems to have been the favourite resort of strangers and exiles
+ever since the place was built. Maitland, who wrote more than a
+hundred years ago, describing the parish of St Anne's, in which
+it is situate, says--'The fields in these parts being but lately
+converted into buildings, I have not discovered any thing of great
+antiquity in this parish. Many parts of it so greatly abound with
+French, that it is an easy matter for a stranger to imagine himself
+in France.'"
+
+Sydney Alley is named after the Earls of Leicester, who had their
+town-house on the north side of the square, where Leicester Place
+has since been opened. Elizabeth, Queen of Bohemia, daughter of
+James I., occupied, for some years, this residence of the Sydneys.
+She also inhabited a house in Drury Place, where Craven Street
+now stands, which was built for her by Lord Craven. It was called
+Bohemia House for many years afterwards, and at last became a
+tavern, at the sign of the Queen of Bohemia. "The Earl of Craven
+was thought to have been privately married to the queen, a woman of
+great sweetness of temper and amiability of manners--a universal
+favourite both in this country and Bohemia, where her gentleness
+acquired her the title of 'The Queen of Hearts.' By right of their
+descent from her, the House of Hanover ascended the throne of this
+kingdom." Lord Craven was the eldest son of Sir William Craven,
+lord-mayor of London in 1611. He fought under Gustavus Adolphus with
+great distinction, and returned to England at the Restoration, when
+Charles II. made him viscount and earl. He commanded a regiment of
+the guards until within three or four years of his death, which
+occurred in 1697, at the advanced age of eighty-five. "He was an
+excellent soldier," says the advertisement of his decease in No.
+301 of the _Postman_, "and served in the wars under Palsgrave of
+the Rhine, and also under the great Gustavus Adolphus, where he
+performed sundry warlike exploits to admiration; and, in a word, he
+was then in great renowne."
+
+However indifferently Leicester Square may at present be inhabited,
+and notwithstanding its long-standing reputation as a foreign
+colony, it has been the chosen abode of many distinguished men.
+Hogarth and Reynolds lived and died there. Hogarth's house is now
+part of the Sablonière Hotel. Sir Joshua's was on the opposite side
+of the square; and both of them, especially the latter, were much
+resorted to by the wits and wise men of the day. Johnson, Boswell,
+and, at times, Goldsmith, were constant visitors to Reynolds. John
+Hunter, the anatomist, lived next-door to Hogarth's house; and in
+1725, Lords North and Grey, and Arthur Onslow, the Speaker, also
+inhabited this square. Leicester House, where the Queen of Bohemia
+lived, is called by Pennant the "pouting-place of princes." George
+II. retired thither when he quarrelled with his father; and his son
+Frederick, the father of George III., did the same thing for the
+same reason. Whilst Prince Frederick and the Princess of Wales lived
+there, they received the wedding visit of the Hon. John Spencer,
+ancestor of the present Earl Spencer, and of his bride, Miss Poyntz.
+Contrary to established etiquette, the bridal party went to visit
+the Prince before paying their respects to the King. They came in
+two carriages and a sedan chair; the latter, which was lined with
+white satin, contained the bride, and was preceded by a black page,
+and followed by three footmen in splendid liveries. The diamonds
+presented to Mr Spencer, on occasion of his marriage, by Sarah,
+Duchess of Marlborough, were worth one hundred thousand pounds. The
+bridegroom's shoe-buckles alone cost thirty thousand pounds. An old
+gentleman, born more than a century ago, from whom Mr Smith obtained
+some of these particulars, informed him, that about that time the
+neighbourhood was so thinly built, that when the heads of two men,
+executed for participation in the Scotch rebellion, were placed on
+Temple Bar, a man stood in Leicester Fields with a telescope, to
+give the boys a sight of them for a penny a-piece.
+
+A house in Leicester Fields was the scene of some of the
+eccentricities of that semi-civilised hero, Peter the Great of
+Russia. It belonged to the Earl of Aylesbury, and was inhabited,
+during the Czar's visit to this country, by the Marquis of
+Carmarthen, who gave a grand ball there, on the 2d April 1698, in
+honour of the imperial stranger. The Marquis was Peter's particular
+chum and boon companion, and the Czar preferred his society to
+all the gaieties and visitors that beset him during his residence
+in England. Peter was very shy of strangers, and when William the
+Third gave him a magnificent entertainment at St James's, he would
+not mix with the company, but begged to be put into a cupboard,
+whence he could see without being seen. He drank tremendously, and
+made Lord Carmathen do the same. Hot brandy, seasoned with pepper,
+was his favourite drink. Something strong he certainly required
+to digest his diet of train-oil and raw meats. On one occasion,
+when staying in Leicester Fields with the Marquis, he is said to
+have drunk a pint of brandy and a bottle of sherry before dinner,
+and eight bottles of sack after it, and then to have gone to the
+play, seemingly no whit the worse. He lodged in York Buildings, in
+a house overlooking the river, supposed by some to be that at the
+left-hand corner of Buckingham Street. A house in Norfolk Street
+also had the honour of sheltering him. "On Monday night," says No.
+411 of the _Postman_ "the Czar of Muscovy arrived from Holland, and
+went directly to the house prepared for him in Norfolk Street." His
+principal amusement was being rowed on the Thames between London
+and Deptford; and at last, in order to live quietly and avoid the
+hosts of visitors who poured in upon him, he took Admiral Benbow's
+house at the latter place. It stood on the ground now occupied by
+the Victualling Office, and was the property of the well-known John
+Evelyn.
+
+"Horne Tooke," says Mr Smith, "in his _Diversions of Purley_,
+derives the word Charing from the Saxon _Charan_, to turn; and the
+situation of the original village, on the bend or turning of the
+Thames, gives probability to this etymology." Every body knows that
+Charing, now so central a point, was once a little hamlet on the
+rural high-road between London and Westminster, and that the "Cross"
+was added to it by Edward the First, who, when escorting his wife's
+remains from Lincolnshire to Westminster Abbey, erected one at each
+place where the beloved corpse rested. The first cross, which was
+of wood, and probably of rude enough manufacture, gave way to one
+of stone, designed by Cavalini. About the middle of the seventeenth
+century, that period of puritanical intolerance, this was removed by
+order of the Commons' House, an order which the royalists took care
+to ridicule by song and lampoon. According to Lilly the astrologer
+and quack, the workmen were three months pulling it down, and some
+of the stones were used for the pavement before Whitehall. Others
+were made into knife-handles, and Lilly saw some of them which were
+polished and looked like marble. Those were days in which kingly
+memorials found as little favour as popish emblems; and after the
+death of Charles the First, the statue that now stands at Charing
+Cross, and which had been cast by Le Sueur in 1633 for the Earl of
+Arundel, was sold and ordered to be broken up. It was bought by one
+Rivet, a brazier, who, instead of breaking, buried it. This did not
+prevent the ingenious mechanic from making a large and immediate
+profit by the effigy of the martyred monarch; for he melted down
+old brass into knife and fork-handles, and sold them as proceeding
+from the King's statue. Roundheads and cavaliers all flocked to buy;
+the former desiring a trophy of their triumph, the latter eager to
+possess a memento of their lamented sovereign. In 1678, £70,000
+was voted by Parliament for the obsequies of Charles I., and for a
+monument to his memory, and with a portion of this sum, how large a
+one is not known, the statue was repurchased.
+
+The historian of the streets and houses of a great and ancient
+city, has, in many ways, a most difficult task to perform. Not only
+must he read much, observe closely, and diligently inquire, display
+ingenuity in deduction and judgment in selection, but he must be
+steadfast to resist temptation. For, assuredly, to the lover of
+antiquarian and historical lore, the temptation is immense, whilst
+culling materials from quaint old diaries, black-letter pamphlets,
+and venerable newspapers, to expatiate and extract at a length
+wholly inconsistent with the necessary limits of his work. Some
+writers are at pains to dilate their matter--his chief care must
+be to compress. What would fairly fill a sheet must be packed into
+a page--the pith and substance of a volume must be squeezed into a
+chapter. The diligent compiler should not be slightly considered by
+the creative and aspiring genius. Like the bee, he forms his small,
+rich store, from the fragrance of a thousand flowers--adopting the
+sweet, rejecting the nauseous and insipid. Nor must he dwell too
+long on any pet and particular blossom, lest what would please
+in due proportion should cloy by too large an admixture. To vary
+the metaphor, the writer of such a work as this _Antiquarian
+Ramble_, should be a sort of literary Soyer, mixing his materials
+so skilfully that the flavour of each is preserved, whilst not one
+unduly predominates. He must not prance off on a hobby, whether
+architectural, historical, social, or romantic, but relieve his
+cattle and his readers by jumping lightly and frequently from one
+saddle to another.
+
+How many books might be written upon the themes briefly glanced at
+in Mr Smith's book! Let us take, for instance, the places of public
+executions in London. Charing Cross was for centuries one of them,
+and its pillory was the most illustrious amongst the many that
+formerly graced the capital--illustrious by reason of the remarkable
+evil-doers who underwent ignominy in its wooden and unfriendly
+embrace. The notorious Titus Oates, and Parsons, the chief contriver
+of the Cock-Lane Ghost, were exposed in it. To the rough treatment
+which, in former days, sometimes succeeded exposure in the pillory,
+the following paragraph, from the _Daily Advertiser_ of the 11th
+June 1731, abundantly testifies:--"Yesterday Japhet Crook, _alias_
+Sir Peter Stranger, stood on the pillory for the space of one hour;
+after which he was seated in an elbow-chair, and the common hangman
+cut both his ears off with an incision knife, and showed them to
+the spectators, afterwards delivered them to Mr Watson, a sheriff's
+officer; then slit both his nostrils with a pair of scissors, and
+sear'd them with a hot iron, pursuant to his sentence. He had a
+surgeon to attend him to the pillory, who immediately applied things
+necessary to prevent the effusion of blood. He underwent it all with
+undaunted courage; afterwards went to the Ship tavern at Charing
+Cross, where he stayed some time; then was carried to the King's
+Bench Prison, to be confined there for life. During the time he
+was on the pillory he laughed, and denied the fact to the last."
+Petty punishments these, although barbarous enough, inflicted for
+paltry crimes upon mean malefactors. Criminals of a far higher grade
+had, previously to that, paid the penalty of their offences at the
+Cross of Charing. Hugh Peters, Cromwell's chaplain, was there hung,
+as were Scrope, Jones, Harrison, and others of the king-killers.
+Long had been their impunity; but vengeance at last overtook them.
+To the end they showed the stern fanatical resolution of Oliver's
+iron followers. "Where is your GOOD OLD CAUSE?" cried a scoffer
+to Harrison, as he was led to the scaffold. "Here!" he replied,
+clapping hand on breast; "I go to seal it with my blood." At the
+foot of the ladder, which he approached with undaunted mien, his
+limbs were observed to tremble, and some amongst the mob made a
+mockery of this weakness. "I judge," said Harrison, "that some do
+think I am afraid to die, by the shaking I have in my hands and
+knees. _I_ tell you NO! but it is by reason of much blood that I
+have lost in the wars, and many wounds I have received in my body,
+which caused this shaking and weakness in my nerves." And he spoke
+further, and told the populace how he gloried in that he had done,
+and how, had he ten thousand lives, he would cheerfully lay them
+down in the same cause. "After he was hanged, a horrible scene took
+place. In conformity to the barbarous sentence then, and for many
+years afterwards, executed upon persons convicted of treason, he
+was cut down alive and stripped, his belly was cut open, his bowels
+taken out and burned before his eyes. Harrison, in the madness of
+his agony, rose up wildly, it is said, and gave the executioner
+a box on the ear, and then fell down insensible. It was the last
+effort of matter over mind, and for the time it conquered." The
+other regicides died with the same firmness and contempt of death.
+"Their grave and graceful demeanour," says the account in the state
+trials, "accompanied with courage and cheerfulness, caused great
+admiration and compassion in the spectators." So much so, and so
+strong was the sympathy excited, that the government gave orders
+that no more of them should be executed in the heart of London.
+Accordingly the remainder suffered at Tyburn.
+
+Upon the old Westminster market-place a most barbarous event
+occurred in the time of that tyrannical, acetous old virgin, Queen
+Bess, who assuredly owes her renown and the sort of halo of respect
+that surrounds her memory, far less to any good qualities of her
+own, than to the galaxy of great men who flourished during her
+reign. The glory that encircles her brow is formed of such stars as
+Cecil, Burleigh and Bacon, Drake and Raleigh, Spencer, Shakspeare,
+and Sydney. Touching this barbarity, however, enacted by order of
+good Queen Bess. At the mature age of forty-eight, her majesty took
+it into her very ordinary-looking old head to negotiate a marriage
+with the Duke of Anjou. Commissioners came from France to discuss
+the interesting subject, and were entertained by pageants and
+tournaments, in which Elizabeth enacted the Queen of Beauty; and
+subsequently the duke came over himself, as a private gentleman, to
+pay his court to the last of the Tudors. The duke being a papist,
+the proposed alliance was very unpopular in England, and one John
+Stubbs, a barrister of Lincoln's-Inn, wrote a pamphlet against it,
+entitled, "The Discoverye of a gaping gulphe, whereinto England is
+like to be swallowed by another French marriage, if the Lord forbid
+not the banns, by letting her Majestye see the sin and punishment
+thereof." Certain expressions in this imprudent publication greatly
+angered the Queen; Stubbs and his servant, Page, were brought to
+trial, and condemned to lose their right hands. This cruel and
+unusual sentence was carried into effect on the market-place at
+Westminster, and witnessed by Camden, who gives an account of it.
+Both sufferers behaved with great fortitude and courage. Their hands
+were cut off with a butcher's cleaver and mallet, and as soon as
+Stubbs had lost his, he pulled off his cap with his left, waved it
+in the air, and cried--"God save the Queen!" He then fainted away.
+It took two blows to sever Page's hand, but he flinched not, and
+pointing to the block where it lay, he exclaimed--"I have left there
+the hand of a true Englishman!" And so he went from the scaffold,
+says the account, "stoutlie and with great courage."
+
+Amongst spots of sanguinary notoriety, Smithfield, of course, stands
+prominent. The majority of the two hundred and seventy-seven persons
+burned for heresy during Mary's short reign, suffered there; and
+here also, upon two occasions, the horrible punishment of boiling
+to death, formerly inflicted on poisoners, was witnessed. In France
+this was the punishment of coiners, and there is still a street
+at Paris known as the _Rue de l'Echaudé_. In Stow's _Annals_ it
+is recorded, that on the fifth of April 1531, "one Richard Rose,
+a cook, was boiled in Smithfield for poisoning of divers persons,
+to the number of sixteen or more." Two only of the sixteen died,
+but the others were never restored to health. If any thing could
+reconcile us to torture, as a punishment to be inflicted by man on
+his offending brother, it is such a crime as this.
+
+If the punishments of our ancestors were cruel, if trials were
+sometimes over hasty, and small offences often too severely
+chastised, on the other hand, culprits formerly had facilities of
+escape now refused to them. The right of sanctuary was enjoyed by
+various districts and buildings in London. Pennant and many other
+writers have stigmatised this practice as absurd; Mr Smith defends
+it upon very reasonable grounds. "In times when every man went
+armed, when feuds were of hourly occurrence in the streets, when the
+age had not yet learned the true superiority of right over might,
+and when private revenge too often usurped the functions of justice,
+it was essential that there should be places whither the homicide
+might flee, and find refuge and protection until the violence of
+angry passions had subsided, and there was a chance of a fair trial
+for him." Not all sanctuaries, however, gave protection to the
+murderer, at least in later times. Whitefriars, for instance, once a
+refuge for all criminals, except traitors, afforded shelter, after
+the fifteenth century, to debtors only. In 1697 this sanctuary was
+abolished entirely, at the same time with a dozen others. It is not
+well ascertained how it acquired the slang name of Alsatia, which
+is first found in a play of Shadwell's, _The Squire of Alsatia_.
+Immortalised by the genius of Scott, no sanctuary will longer be
+remembered than Whitefriars. It was one of the largest; many others
+of the privileged districts being limited to a court or alley, a
+few houses or a church. Thus Ram Alley and Mitre Court in Fleet
+Street, and Baldwin's Gardens in Gray's Inn Lane, were amongst these
+refugees of roguery and crime. Whitefriars was much resorted to by
+poets and players, dancing and fencing masters, and persons of the
+like vagabond and uncertain professions. The poets and players were
+attracted by the vicinity of the theatre in Dorset Gardens, built
+after the fire of London, by Sir Christopher Wren, upon the site
+of Dorset House, the residence of the Sackvilles. Here Sir William
+Davenant's company of comedians--the Duke of York's servants, as
+they were called--performed for a considerable time. It appears,
+however, that even before the great fire, there was a theatre in
+that neighbourhood. Malone, in his _Prologomena_ to Shakspeare,
+quotes a memorandum from the manuscript book of Sir Henry Herbert,
+master of the revels to King Charles I. It runs thus:--"I committed
+Cromes, a broker in Long Lane, the 16th of February 1634, to the
+Marshalsey, for lending a church robe with the name of Jesus upon it
+_to the players in Salisbury Court_, to represent a Flamen, a priest
+of the heathens. Upon his petition of submission and acknowledgement
+of his faults, I released him the 17th of February 1634."
+
+The ancient sanctuary at Westminster is of historical and
+Shaksperian celebrity, as the place where Elizabeth Grey, Queen of
+Edward the Fourth, took refuge, when Warwick the king-maker marched
+to London to dethrone her husband, and set Henry the Sixth on the
+throne. It was a stone church, built in the form of a cross, and
+so strongly, that its demolition, in 1750, was a matter of great
+difficulty. The precinct of St Martin's-le-Grand was also sanctuary.
+Many curious particulars respecting it are to be found in Kempe's
+_Historical Notices of the Collegiate Church, or Royal Free Chapel
+and Sanctuary of St Martin's-le-Grand, London_, published in 1825.
+In the reign of Henry the Fifth, this right of sanctuary gave rise
+to a great dispute between the Dean of St Martin's and the city
+authorities. "A soldier, confined in Newgate, was on his way to
+Guildhall, in charge of an officer of the city, when on passing
+the south gate of St Martin's, opposite to Newgate Street, five
+of his comrades rushed out of Panyer Alley, with daggers drawn,
+rescued him, and fled with him to the holy ground." The sheriff had
+the sanctuary forced, and sent rescued and rescuers to Newgate.
+The Dean of St Martin's, indignant at this violation of privilege,
+complained to the king, who ordered the prisoners to be liberated.
+Thereat the citizens, ever sticklers for their rights, demurred,
+and at last it was made a Star-Chamber matter. The dean pleaded his
+own cause, and that right skilfully and wittily. He denied that
+the chapel of St Martin's formed any part of the city of London,
+as claimed by the corporation; quoted a statute of Edward III.
+constituting St Martin's and Westminster Abbey places of privilege
+for treason, felony, and debt; and mentioned the curious fact,
+that "when the King's justices held their sittings in St Martin's
+Gate, for the trial of prisoners for treason or felony, the accused
+were placed before them, _on the other side of the street_, and
+carefully guarded from advancing forward; for if they ever passed
+the water-channel which divided the middle of the street, they
+might claim the saving franchise of the sacred precinct, and the
+proceedings against them would be immediately annulled." The dean
+also expressed his wonder that the citizens of London should be the
+men to impugn his church's liberties, since more than three hundred
+worshipful members of the corporation had within a few years been
+glad to claim its privilege. The Star-Chamber decided against the
+city, and the prisoners were restored to sanctuary. The Savoy was
+another sanctuary; and it was the custom of the inhabitants to tar
+and feather those who ventured to follow their debtors thither.
+
+In the theatrical district of London, Mr Smith lingers long
+and fondly; for there each house, almost every brick, is rich
+in reminiscences, not only of players and playhouses, but of
+wits, poets, and artists. In the burial-ground of St Paul's,
+Covent-Garden, repose not a few of those who in their lifetime
+inhabited or frequented the neighbourhood. There lies the author of
+Hudibras. "Mr Longueville, of the Temple, Butler's steady friend,
+and who mainly supported him in his latter days, when the ungrateful
+Stuart upon the throne, whose cause he had so greatly served, had
+deserted him, was anxious to have buried the poet in Westminster
+Abbey. He solicited for that purpose the contributions of those
+wealthy persons, his friends, whom he had heard speak admiringly of
+Butler's genius, and respectfully of his character, but none would
+contribute, although he offered to head the list with a considerable
+sum." So poor Butler was buried in Covent-Garden, privately but
+decently. He is in good company. Sir Peter Lely, the painter of
+dames, the man who seemed created on purpose to limn the languishing
+and voluptuous beauties of Charles the Second's court, is also
+buried in St Paul's; as are also Wycherley and Southerne, the
+dramatists; Haines and Macklin, the comedians; Arne, the musician;
+Strange, the engraver; and Walcot, _alias_ Peter Pindar. Sir Peter
+Lely lived in Covent-Garden, in very great style. "The original name
+of the family was Vandervaes; but Sir Peter's father, a gallant
+fellow, and an officer in the army, having been born at a perfumer's
+shop, the sign of the Lily, was commonly known by the name of
+Captain Lily, a name which his son thought to be more euphonious
+to English ears than Vandervaes, and which he retained when he
+settled here, slightly altering the spelling." Wycherley, a dandy
+and a courtier, as well as an author, had lodgings in Bow Street,
+where Charles II. once visited him when he was ill, and gave him
+five hundred pounds to go a journey to the south of France for the
+benefit of his health. When he afterwards married the Countess of
+Drogheda, a young, rich, and beautiful widow, she went to live with
+him in Bow Street. She was very jealous, and when he went over to
+the "Cock" tavern, opposite to his house, he was obliged to make the
+drawer open the windows, that his lady might see there was no woman
+in the company. This "Cock" tavern was the great resort of the rakes
+and mohocks of that day; of Buckhurst, Sedley, Killigrew, and others
+of the same kidney. In fact, Bow Street was then the Bond Street of
+London; and the "Cock," its "Long's" or "Clarendon." Dryden, in an
+epilogue, talks of the "Bow Street beaux," and several contemporary
+writers have similar allusions. Like most places where the rich
+congregate, this fashionable quarter was a fine field for the
+ingenuity of pick-pockets, and especially of wig and sword-stealers,
+a class of thieves that appeared with full-bottomed periwigs and
+silver-hilted rapiers. In those days, to keep a man's head decently
+covered, cost nearly as much as it now does to fill his belly and
+clothe his back. Wigs were sometimes of the value of forty or fifty
+pounds. Ten or fifteen pounds was an exceeding "low figure" for
+these modish incumbrances. Out of respect to such costly head-dress,
+hats were never put on, but carried under the arm. The wig-stealers
+could demand no more. Mr Smith quotes a passage from Gay, describing
+their manoeuvres:--
+
+ "Nor is thy flaxen wig with safety worn:
+ High on the shoulder, in a basket borne,
+ Lurks the sly boy, whose hand, to rapine bred,
+ Plucks off the curling honours of thy head."
+
+Will's coffeehouse was in Bow Street, and "being the grand resort
+of wits and critics, it is not surprising," says Mr Smith, "that
+it should become also the headquarters of envy, slander, and
+detraction." There was then a lack of printed vehicles for the
+venting of the evil passions of rival _literati_; lampoons were
+circulated in manuscript, and read at Will's. As the acknowledgment
+of the authorship might sometimes have had disagreeable consequences
+for the author, a fellow of the name of Julian, who styled himself
+"Secretary to the Muses," became the mouthpiece of libeller and
+satirist. He read aloud in the coffee-room the pasquinades that were
+brought to him, and distributed written copies to all who desired
+them. Concerning this base fellow, Sir Walter Scott gives some
+curious particulars in his edition of Dryden's works. There is no
+record of cudgelings bestowed upon Julian, though it is presumed
+that he did not escape them. "He is described," says Malone, "as
+a very drunken fellow, and at one time was confined for a libel."
+Dryden was a great sufferer from these violent and slanderous
+attacks--a sufferer, indeed, in more senses than one; for, besides
+being himself made the subject of venomous lampoons, he was
+suspected unjustly of having written one, and was waylaid and beaten
+on his way from Will's to his house in Gerrard Street. A reward of
+fifty pounds was offered for the apprehension of his assailants, but
+they remained undiscovered. Lord Rochester was their employer: Lord
+Mulgrave the real author of the libel.
+
+In James Street, Covent-Garden, where Garrick lodged, there
+resided, from 1714 to 1720, a mysterious lady, who excited great
+interest and curiosity. Malcolm, in his _Anecdotes of London
+during the Eighteenth Century_, gives some account of her. She
+was middle-sized, dark-haired, beautiful and accomplished, and
+apparently between thirty and forty years old. She was wealthy,
+and possessed very valuable jewels. Her death was sudden, and
+occurred after a masquerade, where she said she had conversed with
+the King. It was remembered that she had been seen in the private
+apartments of Queen Anne; but after that Queen's death, she lived
+in obscurity. "She frequently said that her father was a nobleman,
+but that, her elder brother dying unmarried, the title was extinct;
+adding, that she had an uncle then living, whose title was his least
+recommendation. It seems likely enough that she was connected in
+some way with the Stuart family, and with their pretensions to the
+throne."
+
+Dr Arne was born in King Street. His father, an honest upholsterer,
+at the sign of the "Two Crowns and Cushions," is said to have been
+the original of Murphy's farce of _The Upholsterer_. He did not
+countenance his son's musical propensities; and young Arne had to
+get up in the night, and practise by stealth on a muffled spinet.
+The first intimation received by the worthy mattress-maker of his
+son's proficiency in music, was one evening at a concert, where he
+quite unexpectedly saw him officiating as leader of the orchestra.
+
+Voltaire, when in England, after his release from the Bastille,
+whither he had been sent for libel, lodged in Maiden Lane, at the
+White Peruke, a wigmaker's shop. When walking out, he was often
+annoyed by the mob, who beheld, in his spare person, polite manners,
+and satirical countenance, the personification of their notion of
+a Frenchman. "One day he was beset by so great a crowd that he
+was forced to shelter himself against a doorway, where, mounting
+the steps, he made a flaming speech in English in praise of the
+magnanimity of the English nation, and their love of freedom.
+With this the people were so delighted, that their jeers were
+turned into applauses, and he was carried in triumph to Maiden
+Lane on the shoulders of the mob." From which temporary elevation
+the arch-scoffer doubtless looked down upon his dupes with glee,
+suppressed, but immeasurable.
+
+Quitting the abodes of wit and the drama for those of legal
+learning, we pass from Covent-Garden to Lincoln's Inn Fields,
+through Great Queen Street, in the Stuarts' day one of the most
+fashionable in London. Here dwelt Lord Herbert of Cherbury, and
+here he wrote the greater part of his treatise _De Veritate_,
+concerning the publication of which he believed himself, according
+to his own marvellous account, to have had a special revelation
+from heaven. A strange weakness, or rather madness, on the part of
+a man who disbelieved, or at least doubted, of general revelation.
+For himself, he thought an exception possible. Insanity alone could
+explain and excuse such illogical vanity. Near to this singular
+enthusiast lived Sir Godfrey Kneller, whose next-door neighbour
+and friend was Radcliffe the physician. "Kneller," says Horace
+Walpole, in his Anecdotes of Painting, "was fond of flowers, and had
+a fine collection. As there was great intimacy between him and the
+physician, he permitted the latter to have a door into his gardens;
+but Radcliffe's servants gathering and destroying the flowers,
+Kneller sent him word he must shut up the door. Radcliffe replied
+peevishly, "Tell him he may do any thing with it but paint it." "And
+I," answered Godfrey, "can take any thing from him but his physic."
+Pope and Gay were frequent visitors at the painter's studio. At the
+wall of Lincoln's Inn Garden, Ben Jonson is by some asserted to have
+laboured as a bricklayer. "He helped," says Fuller, "in the building
+of the new structure of Lincoln's Inn, where, having a trowel in his
+hand, he had a book in his pocket." Aubrey tells the same story,
+which is discredited by Mr Gifford, who denies that the poet ever
+was a bricklayer. Lord William Russell was executed in Lincoln's
+Inn Fields, it being, Pennant tells us, the nearest open space from
+Newgate, where he was confined.
+
+Passing through Duke Street, where Benjamin Franklin lodged, when
+working as a journeyman printer in the adjacent Great Wyld Street,
+into Clare Market, the scene of Orator Henley's holdings-forth, we
+thence, by Drury-Lane, the residence of Nell Gwynne and Nan Clarges
+before they became respectively the King's mistress and a Duke's
+wife, get back to the Strand and move Citywards. But to refer,
+although merely nominally, to one half the subjects of interest
+met with on the way, and suggested by Mr Smith, would be to write
+an index, not a review. Here, therefore, we pause, believing that
+enough has been said to convince the reader of the vast amount of
+information and amusement derivable from the bricks and stones of
+London, and able to recommend to him, should he himself set out
+on a street pilgrimage, an excellent guide and companion in the
+_Antiquarian Ramble_.
+
+
+
+
+MARLBOROUGH'S DISPATCHES.
+
+1711-1712.
+
+
+After the reduction of Bouchain, Marlborough was anxious to
+commence without delay the siege of Quesnoy, the capture of which
+would, in that quarter, have entirely broken through the French
+barrier. He vigorously stimulated his own government accordingly,
+as well as that at the Hague, to prepare the necessary supplies
+and magazines, and expressed a sanguine hope that the capture of
+this last stronghold would be the means of bringing about the grand
+object of his ambition, and a general peace.[5] The ministry, to
+appearance, went with alacrity into his projects, and every thing
+bore the aspect of another great success closing the campaign with
+honour, and probably leading to a glorious and lasting peace. Mr
+Secretary St John, in particular, wrote in the warmest style of
+cordiality, approving the project in his own name as well as in that
+of the Queen, and reiterating the assurances that the strongest
+representations had been made to the Dutch, with a view to their
+hearty concurrence. But all this was a mere cover to conceal what
+the Tories had really been doing to overturn Marlborough, and
+abandon the main objects of the war. Unknown to him, the secret
+negotiation with the French Cabinet, through Torcy and the British
+ministers, through the agency of Mesnager, had been making rapid
+progress. No representations were made to the Dutch, who were fully
+in the secret of the pending negotiation, about providing supplies;
+and on the 27th September, preliminaries of peace, on the basis of
+the seven articles proposed by Louis, were signed by Mesnager on
+the part of France, and by the two English secretaries of state, in
+virtue of a special warrant from the Queen.[6]
+
+ [5] "The siege, so far as it depends on me, shall be pushed with
+ all possible vigour, and I do not altogether despair but that, from
+ the success of this campaign, we may hear of some advances made
+ towards that which we so much desire. And I shall esteem it much the
+ happiest part of my life, if I can be instrumental in putting a good
+ end to the war, which grows so burdensome to our country, as well as
+ to our allies."--_Marlborough to Lord Oxford_, Aug. 20, 1711; Coxe,
+ vi. 92.
+
+ [6] Coxe, vi. 93.
+
+The conditions of these preliminaries, which were afterwards
+embodied in the Treaty of Utrecht, were the acknowledgement of the
+Queen's title to the throne, and the Protestant succession, by
+Louis; an engagement to take all just and reasonable measures that
+the crowns of France and Spain should never be united on the same
+head,--the providing a sufficient barrier to the Dutch, the empire,
+and the house of Austria; and the demolition of Dunkirk, or a proper
+equivalent. But the crown of Spain was left to the Duke of Anjou,
+and no provision whatever made to exclude a Bourbon prince from
+succeeding to it. Thus the main object of the contest--the excluding
+the Bourbon family from the throne of Spain, was abandoned: and
+at the close of the most important, successful, and glorious war
+ever waged by England, terms were agreed to, which left to France
+advantages which could scarcely have been hoped by the Cabinet of
+Versailles as the fruit of a long series of victories.
+
+Marlborough felt deeply this clandestine negotiation, which not
+only deprived him of the main object for which, during his great
+career, he had been contending, but evinced a duplicity and want of
+confidence on the part of his own government at its close, which
+was a melancholy return for such inappreciable public services.[7]
+But it was of no avail; the secession of England proved, as he
+had foreseen from the outset, a deathblow to the confederacy.
+Finding that nothing more was to be done, either at the head of the
+army, or in direction of the negotiations, he returned home by the
+Brille, after putting his army into winter-quarters, and landed at
+Greenwich on the 17th November. Though well aware of the private
+envy, as well as political hostility of which he was the object, he
+did nothing that could lower or compromise his high character and
+lofty position; but in an interview with the Queen, fully expressed
+his opinion on the impolicy of the course which ministers were
+now adopting.[8] He adopted the same manly course in the noble
+speech which he made in his place in Parliament, in the debate on
+the address. Ministers had put into the royal speech the unworthy
+expression--"I am glad to tell you, that notwithstanding _the arts
+of those who delight in war_, both place and time are appointed for
+opening the treaty of a general peace." Lord Anglesea followed this
+up, by declaring, in the course of the debate, that the country
+might have enjoyed the blessing of peace soon after the battle of
+Ramilies, if it had not been deferred by some person whose interest
+it was to prolong the war.
+
+ [7] "As you have given me encouragement to enter into the strictest
+ confidence with you, I beg your friendly advice in what manner I am
+ to conduct myself. You cannot but imagine it would be a terrible
+ mortification for me to pass by the Hague when our plenipotentiaries
+ are there, and myself a stranger to their transactions; and what
+ hopes can I have of any countenance at home if I am not thought fit
+ to be trusted abroad?"--_Marlborough to the Lord Treasurer_, 21st
+ Oct. 1711.
+
+ [8] I hear, that in his conversation with the Queen, the Duke of
+ Marlborough has spoken against what we are doing; in short, his fate
+ hangs heavy upon him, and he has of late pursued every counsel which
+ was worst for him.--_Bolingbroke's Letters_, i. 480. Nov. 24, 1711.
+
+Rising upon this, with inexpressible dignity, and turning to where
+the Queen sat, Marlborough said, "I appeal to the Queen, whether I
+did not constantly, while I was plenipotentiary, give her Majesty
+and her Council an account of all the propositions which were made;
+and whether I did not desire instruction for my conduct on this
+subject. I can declare with a good conscience, in the presence of
+her Majesty, of this illustrious assembly, and of God himself, who
+is infinitely superior to all the powers of the earth, and before
+whom, by the ordinary course of nature, I shall soon appear to
+render account of my actions, that I was very desirous of a safe,
+honourable, and lasting peace, and was very far from wishing to
+prolong the war for my own private advantage, as several libels
+and discourses have most falsely insinuated. My great age, and my
+numerous fatigues in war, make me ardently wish for the power to
+enjoy a quiet repose, in order to think of eternity. As to other
+matters, I have not the least inducement, on any account, to desire
+the continuance of the war for my own interest, since my services
+have been so generously rewarded by her Majesty and her parliament;
+but I think myself obliged to make such an acknowledgment to her
+Majesty and my country, that I am always ready to serve them,
+whenever my duty may require, to obtain an honourable and lasting
+peace. Yet I can by no means acquiesce in the measures that have
+been taken to enter into a negotiation of peace with France, upon
+the foot of some pretended preliminaries, which are now circulated;
+since my opinion is the same as that of most of the Allies, that _to
+leave Spain and the West Indies to the House of Bourbon, will be the
+entire ruin of Europe_, which I have with all fidelity and humility
+declared to her Majesty, when I had the honour to wait upon her
+after my arrival from Holland."[9]
+
+ [9] _Parl. Hist._, 10th December 1711.
+
+This manly declaration, delivered in the most emphatic manner,
+produced a great impression; and a resolution against ministers
+was carried in the House of Peers by a majority of twelve. In the
+Commons, however, they had large majority, and an address containing
+expressions similar to those used by Lord Anglesea, reflecting on
+Marlborough, was introduced and carried there. The Whig majority,
+however, continued firm in the Upper House; and the leaders of that
+party began to entertain sanguine hopes of success. The Queen had
+let fall some peevish expressions in regard to her ministers. She
+had given her hand, in retiring from the House of Peers on the
+15th December, to the Duke of Somerset, instead of her own Lord
+Treasurer; it was apprehended her old partiality for Marlborough was
+about to return; Mrs Masham was in the greatest alarm; and St John
+declared to Swift that the Queen was false.[10] The ministers of
+the whole alliance seconded the efforts of the Whigs, and strongly
+represented the injurious effects which would ensue to the cause of
+European independence in general, and the interests of England in
+particular, if the preliminaries which had been agreed to should
+be made the basis of a general peace. The Dutch made strong and
+repeated representations on the subject; and the Elector of Hanover
+delivered a memorial strongly urging the danger which would ensue
+if Spain and the Indies were allowed to remain in the hands of a
+Bourbon prince.
+
+ [10] SWIFT'S _Journal to Stella_, Dec. 8, 1711.--Swift said to the
+ Lord Treasurer, in his usual ironical style, "If there is no remedy,
+ your lordship will lose your head; but I shall only be hung, and so
+ carry my body entire to the grave."--Coxe, vi. 148, 157.
+
+Deeming themselves pushed to extremities, and having failed in
+all attempts to detach Marlborough from the Whigs, Bolingbroke
+and the ministers resolved on the desperate measure of bringing
+forward the accusation against him, of fraud and peculation in
+the management of the public monies entrusted to his management
+in the Flemish campaign. The charges were founded on the report
+of certain commissioners to whom the matter had been remitted;
+and which charged the Duke with having appropriated L.63,319 of
+the public monies destined for the use of the English troops,
+and L.282,366, as a per-centage of two per cent on the sum paid
+to foreign ambassadors during the ten years of the war. In reply
+to these abominable insinuations, the letter of the Duke to the
+commissioners was published on the 27th December, in which he
+entirely refuted the charges, and showed that he had never received
+any sums or perquisites, not sanctioned by previous and uniform
+usage, and far less than had been received by the general in the
+reign of William III. And in regard to the L.282,000 of per-centage
+on foreign subsidies, this was proved to have been a voluntary
+gift from those powers to the English general, authorised by their
+signatures and sanctioned by warrants from the Queen. This answer
+made a great impression; but ministers had gone too far to retreat,
+and they ventured on a step which, for the honour of the country,
+has never, even in the worst times, been since repeated. Trusting
+to their majority in the Commons, they dismissed the Duke from all
+his situations on the 31st December; and in order to stifle the
+voice of justice in the Upper House, on the following day patents
+were issued calling _twelve_ new peers to the Upper House. On the
+following day they were introduced amidst the groans of the House:
+the Whig noblemen, says a contemporary annalist, "cast their eyes
+on the ground as if they had been invited to the funeral of the
+peerage."[11]
+
+ [11] Cunningham, ii. 367.
+
+Unbounded was the joy diffused among the enemies of England by these
+unparalleled measures. On hearing of Marlborough's fall, Louis XIV.
+said with triumph, "The dismission of Marlborough will do all we can
+desire." The Court of St Germains was in exultation; and the general
+joy of the Jacobites, both at home and abroad, was sufficient to
+demonstrate how formidable an enemy to their cause they regarded the
+Duke; and how destitute of truth were the attempts to show that he
+had been engaged in a secret design to restore the exiled family.
+Marlborough disdained to make any defence of himself in Parliament;
+but an able answer on his part was prepared and circulated, which
+entirely refuted the whole charges against the illustrious general.
+So convinced were ministers of this, that, contenting themselves
+with resolutions against him in the House of Commons, where their
+influence was predominant, they declined to prefer any impeachment
+or accusation, even in the Upper House swamped by their recent
+creations. In the midst of this disgraceful scene of passion,
+envy, and ingratitude, Prince Eugene arrived in London to endeavour
+to stem the torrent and, if possible, prevent the secession of
+England from the confederacy. He was lodged with the Lord Treasurer;
+and the generous prince omitted no opportunity of testifying his
+undiminished respect for his illustrious rival in the day of his
+tribulation. The Treasurer having said to him at a great dinner,
+"I consider this day as the happiest of my life, since I have the
+honour to see in my house the greatest captain of the age." "If it
+be so," replied Eugene, "I owe it to your lordship;" alluding to
+his dismissal of Marlborough. On another occasion, some one having
+pointed out a passage in one of the libels against Marlborough, in
+which he was said to have been "perhaps once fortunate." "It is
+true," said Eugene; "he was _once_ fortunate; and it is the greatest
+praise which can be bestowed on him; for, as he was _always_
+successful--that implies that all his other successes were owing to
+his own conduct."[12]
+
+ [12] BURNET'S _History of his Own Times_, vi. 116.
+
+Alarmed at the weight which Marlborough might derive from the
+presence and support of so great a commander, and the natural
+sympathy of all generous minds with the cordial admiration which
+these two great men entertained for each other, the ministers had
+recourse to a pretended conspiracy, which it was alleged had been
+discovered on the part of Marlborough and Eugene to seize the
+government and dethrone the Queen, on the 17th November. St John and
+Oxford had too much sense to publish such a ridiculous statement;
+but it was made the subject of several secret examinations before
+the Privy Council, in order to augment the apprehensions and
+secure the concurrence of the Queen in their measures. Such as it
+was, the tale was treated as a mere malicious invention, even by
+the contemporary foreign annalists,[13] though it has since been
+repeated as true by more than one party native historian.[14] This
+ridiculous calumny, and the atrocious libels as to the embezzlement
+of the public money, however, produced the desired effect. They
+inflamed the mind of the Queen, and removed that vacillation in
+regard to the measures of government, from which so much danger was
+apprehended by the Tory administration. Having answered the desired
+end, they were allowed quietly to go to sleep. No proceedings in
+the House of Peers, or elsewhere, followed the resolutions of the
+Commons condemnatory of Marlborough's financial administration in
+the Low Countries. His defence, published in the newspapers, though
+abundantly vigorous, was neither answered nor prosecuted as a libel
+on the Commissioners or House of Commons; and the alleged Stuart
+conspiracy was never more heard of, till it was long after drawn
+from its slumber by the malice of English party spirit.
+
+ [13] _Mém. de Torcy_, iii. 268, 269.
+
+ [14] SWIFT'S _Four Last Years of Queen Anne_, 59; _Continuation of_
+ RAPIN, xviii. 468. 8vo edit.
+
+Meanwhile the negotiations at Utrecht for a general peace continued,
+and St John and Oxford soon found themselves embarrassed by the
+extravagant pretensions which their own conduct had revived in the
+plenipotentiaries of Louis. So great was the general indignation
+excited by the publication of the preliminaries at Utrecht, that St
+John felt the necessity of discontinuing any general negotiation,
+and converting it into a private correspondence between the
+plenipotentiaries of the English and French crowns.[15] Great
+difficulty was experienced in coming to an accommodation, in
+consequence of the rising demands of the French plenipotentiaries,
+who, deeming themselves secure of support from the English ministry,
+not only positively refused to abandon Spain and the Indies, but
+now demanded the Netherlands for the Elector of Bavaria, and the
+cession of Lille and Tournay in return for the seizure of Dunkirk.
+The sudden death, however, first of the Dauphiness of France,
+and then of the Dauphin, the former of whom was carried off by
+a malignant fever on the 12th, the latter on the 18th February
+1712, followed by the death of their eldest son on the 23d,
+produced feelings of commiseration for the aged monarch, now in his
+seventy-third year and broken down by misfortunes, which rendered
+the progress of the separate negotiation more easy. England agreed
+to abandon its allies, and the main object of the war, on condition
+that a guarantee should be obtained against the crowns of France
+and Spain being united on the same head. On this frail security,
+the English ministry agreed to withdraw their contingent from the
+Allied army; and to induce the Dutch to follow their example, Ipres
+was offered to them on the same terms as Dunkirk had been to Great
+Britain.[16]
+
+ [15] "The French will see that there is a possibility of reviving
+ the love of war in our people, by the indignation that has been
+ expressed at the plan given in at Utrecht."--_Mr Secretary St
+ John to British Plenipotentiary_, Dec. 28, 1711.--BOLINGBROKE'S
+ _Correspondence_, ii. 93.
+
+ [16] Coxe, vi. 189, 184.
+
+The disastrous effects of this secret and dishonourable secession,
+on the part of England, from the confederacy, were soon apparent.
+Great had been the preparations of the continental Allies for
+continuing the contest; and while the English contingent remained
+with them, their force was irresistible. Prince Eugene was at the
+head of the army in Flanders, and, including the British forces
+under the Duke of Ormond, it amounted to the immense force of
+122,000 effective men, with 120 guns, sixteen howitzers, and an
+ample pontoon train. To oppose this, by far the largest army he had
+yet had to confront in the Low Countries, Villars had scarcely at
+his command 100,000 men, and they were ill equipped, imperfectly
+supplied with artillery, and grievously depressed in spirit by
+their long series of disasters. Eugene commanded the army of the
+confederates; for although the English ministry had been lavish
+in their promises of unqualified support, the Dutch had begun to
+entertain serious suspicions of their sincerity, and bestowed the
+command on that tried officer instead of the Duke of Ormond, who
+had succeeded Marlborough in the command of the English contingent.
+But Marlborough's soul still directed the movements of the army;
+and Eugene's plan of the campaign was precisely that which that
+great commander had chalked out at the close of the preceding one.
+This was to besiege Quesnoy and Landrecies, _the last_ of the iron
+barrier of France which in this quarter protected the frontier,
+and immediately after to inundate the open country, and advance as
+rapidly as possible to Paris. It was calculated they might reach
+it in _ten_ marches from Landrecies; and it was well known that
+there was neither a defensible position nor fortress of any sort to
+arrest the invaders' march. The Court of Versailles were in despair:
+the general opinion was, that the King should leave Paris, and
+retire to Blois; and although the proud spirit of Louis recoiled
+at such a proposal, yet, in taking leave of Marshal Villars, he
+declared--"Should a disaster occur, I will go to Peronne or St
+Quentin, collect all my troops, and with you risk a last effort,
+determined to perish, or save the State."[17]
+
+ [17] _Mém. de Villars_, ii. 197.
+
+But the French monarch was spared this last desperate alternative.
+The defection of the British Cabinet saved his throne, when all his
+means of defence were exhausted. Eugene, on opening the campaign on
+the 1st May, anxiously inquired of the Duke of Ormond whether he
+had authority to act vigorously in the campaign, and received an
+answer that he had the same authority as the Duke of Marlborough,
+and was prepared to join in attacking the enemy. Preparations were
+immediately made for forcing the enemy's lines, which covered
+Quesnoy, previous to an attack on that fortress. But, at the very
+time that this was going on, the work of perfidious defection
+was consummated. On May 10, Mr Secretary St John sent positive
+orders to Ormond to take no part in any general engagement, as the
+questions at issue between the contending parties were on the
+point of adjustment.[18] Intimation of this secret order was sent
+to the Court of France, but it was directed to be kept a positive
+secret from the Allied generals. Ormond, upon the receipt of these
+orders, opened a private correspondence with Villars, informing
+him that their troops were no longer enemies, and that the future
+movements of the troops under his command were only to get forage
+and provisions. This correspondence was unknown to Eugene; but
+circumstances soon brought the defection of England to light. In
+the middle of it, the Allied forces had passed the Scheldt, and
+taken post between Noyeller and the Boiase, close to Villars's
+position. To bring the sincerity of the English to a test, Eugene
+proposed a general attack on the enemy's line, which was open and
+exposed, on the 28th May. _But Ormond declined_, requesting the
+operation might be delayed for a few days. The defection was now
+apparent, and the Dutch deputies loudly condemned such dishonorable
+conduct; but Eugene, anxious to make the most of the presence of the
+British troops, though their co-operation could no longer be relied
+on, proposed to besiege Quesnoy, which was laid open by Villars's
+retreat. Ormond, who felt acutely the painful and discreditable
+situation in which, without any fault of his own, he was placed,
+could not refuse, and the investment took place that very day. The
+operations were conducted by _the Dutch and Imperial troops alone_;
+and the town was taken, after a siege of six weeks, on the 10th
+July.[19]
+
+ [18] "Her Majesty, my lord, has reason to believe that we shall
+ come to an agreement upon the great article of the union of the
+ monarchies, as soon as a courier sent from Versailles to Madrid can
+ return. It is, therefore, the Queen's _positive command_ to your
+ Grace that _you avoid engaging in any siege, or hazarding a battle_,
+ till you have further orders from her Majesty. I am, at the same
+ time, directed to let your Grace know, that you are _to disguise
+ the receipt of this order_; and her Majesty thinks you cannot want
+ pretences for conducting yourself, without owning that which might
+ at present have an ill effect if it was publicly known. _P.S._ I
+ had almost forgot to tell your Grace that communication is made
+ of this order _to the Court of France_, so that if the Marshal de
+ Villars takes, in any private way, notice of it to you, your Grace
+ will answer it accordingly."--_Mr Secretary St John to the Duke of
+ Ormond_, May 10, 1712. BOLINGBROKE'S _Correspondence_, ii. 320.
+
+ [19] Eugene to Marlborough, June 9, 1712.--Coxe vi. 199.
+
+This disgraceful defection on the part of the English government
+excited, as well it might, the utmost indignation among the Allies,
+and produced mingled feelings of shame and mortification among all
+real patriots or men of honour in this country. By abandoning the
+contest in this manner, when it was on the very point of being
+crowned with success, the English lost the fruit of TEN costly
+and bloody campaigns, and suffered the war to terminate without
+attaining the main object for which it had been undertaken. Louis
+XIV., defeated, and all but ruined, was permitted to retain for his
+grandson the Spanish succession; and England, victorious, and within
+sight, as it were, of Paris, was content to halt in the career
+of victory, and lost the opportunity, never to be regained for a
+century to come, of permanently restraining the ambition of France.
+It was the same as if, a few days after the battle of Waterloo,
+England had concluded a separate peace, guaranteeing the throne of
+Spain to Joseph Buonaparte, and providing only for its not being
+held also by the Emperor of France. Lord Halifax gave vent to the
+general indignation of all generous and patriotic men, when he said,
+in the debate on the address, on 28th May, after enumerating the
+proud list of victories which, since the commencement of the war,
+had attended the arms of England,--"But all this pleasing prospect
+is totally effaced by the orders given to the Queen's general, not
+to act offensively against the enemy. I pity that heroic and gallant
+general, who, on other occasions, took delight to charge the most
+formidable corps and strongest squadrons, and cannot but be uneasy
+at his being fettered with shackles, and thereby prevented from
+reaping the glory which he might well expect from leading on troops
+so long accustomed to conquer. I pity the Allies, who have relied
+upon the aid and friendship of the British nation, perceiving that
+what they had done at so great an expense of blood and treasure is
+of no effect, as they will be exposed to the revenge of that power
+against whom they have been so active. I pity the Queen, her royal
+successors, and the present and future generations of Britain, when
+they shall find the nation deeply involved in debt, and that the
+common enemy who occasioned it, though once near being sufficiently
+humbled, does still triumph, and design their ruin; and are informed
+that this proceeds from the conduct of the British cabinet, in
+neglecting to make a right use of those advantages and happy
+occasions which their own courage and God's blessing had put into
+their hands."[20]
+
+ [20] _Parl. Hist._, May 28, 1712. _Lockhart Papers_, i, 392
+
+Marlborough seconded the motion of Halifax, in a speech of peculiar
+interest, as the last which he made on the conduct of this eventful
+war. "Although," said he, "the negotiations for peace may be far
+advanced, yet I can see no reason which should induce the Allies
+or ourselves to remain inactive, and not push on the war with the
+utmost vigour, as we have incurred the expense of recruiting the
+army for the service of another year. That army is now in the
+field; and it has often occurred that a victory or a siege produced
+good effects and manifold advantages, when treaties were still
+further advanced than in the present negotiation. And as I am of
+opinion that we should make the most we can for ourselves, the
+only infallible way to force France to an entire submission, is
+to besiege and occupy Cambray or Arras, and to carry the war into
+the heart of the kingdom. But as the troops of the enemy are now
+encamped, it is impossible to execute that design, unless they are
+withdrawn from their position; and as they cannot be reduced to
+retire for want of provisions, they must be attacked and forced. For
+the truth of what I say I appeal to a noble duke (Argyle) whom I
+rejoice to see in this house, because he knows the country, and is
+as good a judge of these matters as any person now alive." Argyle,
+though a bitter personal enemy of Marlborough, thus appealed to,
+said,--"I do indeed know that country, and the situation of the
+enemy in their present camp, and I agree with the noble duke, that
+it is impossible to remove them without attacking and driving them
+away; and, until that is effected, neither of the two sieges alluded
+to can be undertaken. I likewise agree that the capture of these two
+towns is the most effectual way to carry on the war with advantage,
+and would be a fatal blow to France."[21]
+
+ [21] _Coxe_, vi. 192, 193.
+
+Notwithstanding the creation of twelve peers to swamp the Upper
+House, it is doubtful how the division would have gone, had not
+Lord Strafford, a cabinet minister, observed, in reply to the
+charge, that the British government was about to conclude a separate
+peace,--"Nothing of that nature has ever been intended; for such
+a peace would be so _foolish, villanous, and knavish_, that every
+servant of the Queen must answer for it with his head to the nation.
+The Allies _are acquainted with our proceedings, and satisfied with
+our terms_." This statement was made by a British minister, in his
+place in Parliament, on the 28th May, eighteen days _after_ the
+private letter from Mr Secretary St John to the Duke of Ormond,
+already quoted, mentioning the private treaty with Louis, enjoining
+him to keep it secret from the Allies, and communicate clandestinely
+with Villars. But such a declaration, coming from an accredited
+minister of the crown, produced a great impression, and ministers
+prevailed by a majority of sixty-eight to forty. In the course of
+the debate, Earl Poulett let fall such cutting expressions against
+Marlborough for having, as he alleged, led his troops to certain
+destruction, in order to profit by the sale of the officers'
+commissions,[22] that the Duke, without deigning a reply, sent him a
+challenge on leaving the house. The agitation, however, of the Earl,
+who was less cool than the iron veteran on the prospect of such a
+meeting, revealed what was going forward, and by an order of the
+Queen, the affair was terminated without bloodshed.[23]
+
+ [22] "No one can doubt the Duke of Ormond's bravery; but he is not
+ like a certain general who led troops to the slaughter, to cause a
+ great number of officers to be knocked on the head in a battle, or
+ against stone walls, in order to fill his pockets by the sale of
+ their commissions."--Coxe, vi. 196.
+
+ [23] _Lockhart Papers_, i. 392; Coxe, vi. 196, 199.
+
+It soon appeared how much foundation there was for the assertion
+of the Queen's ministers, that England was engaged in no separate
+negotiation for a peace. On the 6th June were promulgated the
+outlines of the treaty which afterwards became so famous as the
+PEACE OF UTRECHT. The Duke of Anjou was to renounce for ever, for
+himself and his descendants, all claim to the French crown; and the
+crown of Spain was to descend, by _the male line_ only, to the Duke
+of Anjou, and failing them to certain princes of the Bourbon line
+by _male_ descent, always excluding him who was possessed of the
+French crown.[24] Gibraltar and Minorca remained to England; Dunkirk
+was to be demolished; the Spanish Netherlands were to be ceded to
+Austria, with Naples, Milan, and Sardinia; the barrier towns were
+to be ceded to the Dutch, as required in 1709, with the exception
+of two or three places. Spain and her Indian colonies remained
+with the Duke of Anjou and his male heirs, as King of Spain. And
+thus, at the conclusion of the most glorious and successful war
+recorded in English history, did the English cabinet leave to
+France the great object of the contest,--the crown of Spain, and
+its magnificent Indian colonies, placed on the head of a prince of
+the Bourbon race. With truth did Marlborough observe, in the debate
+on the preliminaries--"The measures pursued in England for the last
+year are directly contrary to her Majesty's engagements with the
+Allies, sully the triumphs and glories of her reign, and will render
+the English name odious to all other nations."[25] It was all in
+vain. The people loudly clamoured for peace; the Tory ministry was
+seconded by a vast numerical majority throughout the country. The
+peace was approved of by large majorities in both houses. Parliament
+was soon after prorogued; and Marlborough, seeing his public career
+terminated, solicited and obtained passports to go abroad, which he
+soon afterwards did.
+
+ [24] The words of the treaty, which subsequent events have rendered
+ of importance, on this point, were these:--Philippe V. King of
+ Spain renounced "à toutes pretentions, droits, et tîtres que lui et
+ sa postérité avaient ou pourraient avoir à l'avenir à la couronne
+ de France. Il consentit pour lui et sa postérité que ce droit fût
+ tenu et considéré comme passé au Duc de Berry son frère et à ses
+ descendans et postérité _male_; et en defaut de ce prince, et de sa
+ postérité _male_, au Duc de Bourbon son cousin et _à ses héritiers_,
+ et aussi successivement à tous les princes du sang de France." The
+ Duke of Saxony and his _male_ heirs were called to the succession,
+ failing Philippe V. and his male heirs. This act of renunciation
+ and entail of the crown of Spain on _male_ heirs, was ratified by
+ the Cortes of Castile and Arragon; by the parliament of Paris,
+ by Great Britain and France in the sixth article of the Treaty
+ of Utrecht.--_Vide_ SCHOELL, _Hist. de Trait._, ii. 99, 105, and
+ DUMONT, _Corp. Dipl._, tom. viii. p. 1. p. 339.
+
+ [25] Coxe, vi. 205.
+
+Great was the mourning, and loud the lamentations, both in the
+British and Allied troops, when the fatal day arrived that the
+former were to separate from their old companions in arms. On the
+10th July, the very day on which Quesnoy surrendered, the last of
+their long line of triumphs, Ormond, having exhausted every sort of
+procrastination to postpone the dreaded hour, was compelled to order
+the English troops to march. He in vain, however, gave a similar
+order to the auxiliaries in British pay; the hereditary Prince of
+Cassel replied--"The Hessians would gladly march, if it were to
+fight the French." Another, "We do not serve for pay, but fame."
+The native British, however, were compelled to obey the order of
+their sovereign, and they set out, twelve thousand strong, from
+the camp at Cambresis. Of all the Germans in British pay, only one
+battalion of Holstein men, and a regiment of dragoons from Liege,
+accompanied them. Silent and dejected they took their way; the men
+kept their eyes on the ground, the officers did not venture to
+return the parting salute of the comrades who had so long fought
+and conquered by their side. Not a word was spoken on either side,
+the hearts of all were too big for utterance; but the averted eye,
+the mournful air, the tear often trickling down the cheek, told
+the deep dejection which was every where felt. It seemed as if the
+Allies were following to the grave, with profound affection, the
+whole body of their British comrades. But when the troops reached
+their resting-place for the night, and the suspension of arms was
+proclaimed at the head of each regiment, the general indignation
+became so vehement, that even the bonds of military discipline were
+unable to restrain it. A universal cry, succeeded by a loud murmur,
+was heard through the camp. The British soldiers were seen tearing
+their hair, casting their muskets on the ground, and rending their
+clothes, uttering all the while furious exclamations against the
+government which had so shamefully betrayed them. The officers were
+so overwhelmed with vexation, that they sat apart in their tents
+looking on the ground, through very shame; and for several days
+shrunk from the sight even of their fellow-soldiers. Many left their
+colours to serve with the Allies, others withdrew, and whenever they
+thought of Marlborough and their days of glory, tears filled their
+eyes.[26]
+
+ [26] Cunningham, ii. 432; Milner, 356.
+
+It soon appeared that it was not without reason that these gloomy
+presentiments prevailed on both sides, as to the consequences of the
+British withdrawing from the contest. So elated were the French by
+their secession, that they speedily lost all sense of gratitude and
+even honesty, and refused to give up Dunkirk to the British, which
+was only effected with great difficulty on the earnest entreaties
+of the British government. So great were the difficulties which
+beset the negotiation, that St John was obliged to repair in person
+to Paris, where he remained _incognito_ for a considerable time,
+and effected a compromise of the objects still in dispute between
+the parties. The secession of England from the confederacy was
+now openly announced; and, as the Allies refused to abide by her
+preliminaries, the separate negotiation continued between the two
+countries, and lingered on for nearly a year after the suspension of
+arms.
+
+Meanwhile Eugene, after the departure of the British, continued his
+operations, and laid siege to Landrecies, the last of the barrier
+fortresses on the road to Paris, in the end of July. But it soon
+appeared that England had been the soul of the confederacy; and that
+it was the tutelary arm of Marlborough which had so long averted
+disaster, and chained victory to its standard. Nothing but defeat
+and misfortune attended the Allies after her secession. Even the
+great and tried abilities of Eugene were inadequate to procure for
+them one single success, after the colours of England no longer
+waved in their ranks. During the investment of Landrecies, Villars
+drew together the garrisons from the neighbouring towns, no longer
+threatened by the English troops, and surprised at Denain a body of
+eight thousand men, stationed there for the purpose of facilitating
+the passage of convoys to the besieging army. This disaster
+rendered it necessary to raise the siege of Landrecies, and Villars
+immediately resumed the offensive. Douay was speedily invested: a
+fruitless effort of Eugene to retain it only exposed him to the
+mortification of witnessing its surrender. Not expecting so sudden a
+reverse of fortune, the fortresses recently taken were not provided
+with provisions or ammunition, and were in no condition to make
+any effectual resistance. Quesnoy soon fell from this cause; and
+Bouchain, the last trophy of Marlborough's victories, opened its
+gates on the 10th October. The coalition was paralysed; and Louis,
+who so lately trembled for his capital, found his armies advancing
+from conquest to conquest, and tearing from the Allies the fruits of
+all their victories.[27]
+
+ [27] _Mém. de Villars_, ii. 396, 421.
+
+These disasters, and the evident inability of the Allied armies,
+without the aid of the English, to keep their ground in Flanders,
+in a manner compelled the Dutch, how unwilling soever, to follow
+the example of Great Britain, in treating separately with France.
+They became parties, accordingly, to the pacification at Utrecht;
+and Savoy also concluded peace there. But the barrier for which
+they had so ardently contended was, by the desertion of England,
+so much reduced, that it ceased to afford any effectual security
+against the encroachments of France. That power held the most
+important fortresses in Flanders which had been conquered by Louis
+XIV.--Cambray, Valenciennes, and Arras. Lille, the conquest on
+which Marlborough most prided himself, was restored by the Allies,
+and with it Bethune, Aire, St Venant, and many other places. The
+Dutch felt, in the strongest manner, the evil consequences of a
+treaty which thus, in a manner, left the enemy at their gates;
+and the irritation consequently produced against England was so
+violent that it continued through the greater part of the eighteenth
+century. Austria, indignant at being thus deserted by all her
+Allies, continued the contest alone through another campaign. But
+she was overmatched in the contest; her resources were exhausted;
+and, by the advice of Eugene, conferences were opened at Rastadt,
+from which, as a just reward for her perfidy, England was excluded.
+A treaty was soon concluded on the basis of the Treaty of Ryswick.
+It left Charles the Low Countries, and all the Spanish territories
+in Italy, except Sicily; but, with Sardinia, Bavaria was restored.
+France retained Landau, but restored New Brisach, Fribourg, and
+Kehl. Thus was that great power left in possession of the whole
+conquests ceded to Louis XIV. by the treaties of Aix-la-Chapelle,
+Nimeguen, and Ryswick, with the vast addition of the family alliance
+with a Bourbon prince, possessing Spain and the Indies. A century
+of repeated wars on the part of England and the European powers,
+with France, followed by the dreadful struggle of the Revolutionary
+contest, and the costly campaigns of Wellington, were the legacy
+bequeathed to the nation by Bolingbroke and Harley, in arresting
+the course of Marlborough's victories, and restoring France to
+preponderance, when it was on the eve of being reduced to a level
+consistent with the independence of other states. Well might Mr Pitt
+style the Treaty of Utrecht "the indelible reproach of the age!"[28]
+
+ [28] Mr Pitt to Sir Benjamin Keene.--_Memoirs of the Spanish Kings_,
+ c. 57.
+
+Marlborough's public career was now terminated; and the dissensions
+which had cast him down from power had so completely extinguished
+his political influence, that during the remaining years of his
+life, he rarely appeared at all in public life. On landing on
+the Continent, at Brille, on the 24th November, he was received
+with such demonstrations of gratitude and respect, as showed how
+deeply his public services had sunk into the hearts of men, and how
+warmly they appreciated his efforts to avert from England and the
+Coalition, the evils likely to flow from the Treaty of Utrecht. At
+Maestricht he was welcomed with the honours usually reserved for
+sovereign princes; and although he did his utmost, on the journey to
+Aix-la-Chapelle, to avoid attracting the public attention, and to
+slip unobserved through byways, yet the eagerness of the public, or
+the gratitude of his old soldiers, discovered him wherever he went.
+Wherever he passed, crowds of all ranks were waiting to see him,
+could they only get a glimpse of the hero who had saved the empire,
+and filled the world with his renown. All were struck with his noble
+air and demeanour, softened, though not weakened, by the approach
+of age. They declared that his appearance was not less conquering
+than his sword. Many burst into tears when they recollected what he
+had been, and what he was, and how unaccountably the great nation
+to which he belonged had fallen from the height of glory to such
+degradation. Yet was the manner of Marlborough so courteous and yet
+animated, his conversation so simple and yet cheerful, that it was
+commonly said at the time, "that the only things he had forgotten
+were his own deeds, and the only things he remembered were the
+misfortunes of others." Crowds of all ranks, from the highest to
+the lowest, hastened to attend his levee at Aix-la-Chapelle on the
+17th January 1713, and the Duke de Lesdeguières, on leaving it,
+said, with equal justice and felicity,--"I can now say that I have
+seen the man who is equal to the Maréchal de Turenne in conduct,
+to the Prince of Condé in courage, and superior to the Maréchal de
+Luxembourg in success."[29]
+
+ [29] _Life of Marlborough_, 175.
+
+But if the veteran hero found some compensation, in the unanimous
+admiration of foreign nations, for the ingratitude with which he
+had been treated by the government of his own, he was soon destined
+to find that gratitude for past services was not to be looked
+for among foreign nations any more than his own countrymen. Upon
+the restoration of the Elector, by the treaty of Rastadt, the
+principality of Mendleheim, which had been bestowed upon Marlborough
+after the battle of Blenheim by the Emperor Joseph, was resumed
+by the Elector. No stipulation in his favour was made either by
+the British government or the Imperial court, and therefore the
+estate, which yielded a clear revenue of £2000 a-year, was lost to
+Marlborough. He transmitted, through Prince Eugene, a memorial to
+the Emperor, claiming an indemnity for his loss; but though it was
+earnestly supported by that generous prince, yet being unaided by
+any efforts on the part of the English ministry, it was allowed to
+fall asleep. An indemnity was often promised, even by the Emperor
+in writing,[30] but performance of the promise was always evaded.
+The Duke was made a prince of the Holy Roman Empire, but obtained
+nothing but empty honours for his services; and at this moment,
+these high-sounding titles are all that remain in the Marlborough
+family to testify the gratitude of the Cæsars to the hero who saved
+their Imperial and Royal thrones.[31]
+
+ [30] "At the future congress, his Imperial Majesty will do all
+ that is possible to sustain my Lord Duke in the principality
+ of Mendleheim, but if it should so happen that any invincible
+ difficulty should occur in that affair, his Imperial Highness
+ will give his Highness an equivalent out of his own hereditary
+ dominions."--_Emperor Charles VI. to Duchess of Marlborough_, August
+ 8, 1712.--Coxe, vi. 248.
+
+ [31] Coxe, vi. 249, 251.
+
+The same oblivion of past and inappreciable services, when they
+were no longer required, pursued the illustrious general in his
+declining years, on the part of his own countrymen. The got-up
+stories about embezzlement and dilapidation of the public money, in
+Flanders, were allowed to go to sleep, when they had answered their
+destined purpose of bringing about his fall from political power.
+No grounds were found for a prosecution which could afford a chance
+of success, even in the swamped and now subservient House of Peers.
+But every thing that malice could suggest, or party bitterness
+effect, was done to fill the last days of the immortal hero with
+anxiety and disquiet. Additional charges were brought against him
+by the commissioners, founded on the allegation that he had drawn
+a pistole per troop, and ten shillings a company, for mustering
+the soldiers, though, in the foreign auxiliaries, it was often not
+done. Marlborough at once transmitted a refutation of those fresh
+charges, so clear and decisive, that it entirely silenced those
+accusations.[32] But his enemies, though driven from this ground,
+still persecuted him with unrelenting malice. The noble pile of
+Blenheim, standing, as it did, an enduring monument at once of the
+Duke's services and the nation's gratitude, was a grievous eyesore
+to the dominant majority in England, and they did all in their
+power to prevent its completion.
+
+ [32] Duke of Marlborough's Answer, June 2, 1713.
+
+Orders were first given to the Treasury, on June 1, 1712, to suspend
+any further payments from the royal exchequer; and commissioners
+were appointed to investigate the claims of the creditors and
+expense of the work. They recommended the payment of a third to each
+claimant, which was accordingly made; but as many years elapsed, and
+no further payments to account were made, the principal creditors
+brought an action in the Court of Exchequer against the Duke, as
+personally liable for the amount, and the court pronounced decree
+in favour of the plaintiffs, which was affirmed, after a long
+litigation, in the House of Lords. Meanwhile the works, for want
+of any paymaster, were at a stand; and this noble pile, this proud
+monument of a nation's gratitude, would have remained a modern ruin
+to this day, had it not been completed from the private funds of the
+hero whose services it was intended to commemorate. But the Duke
+of Marlborough, as well as the Duchess, were too much interested
+in the work to allow it to remain unfinished. He left by his will
+fifty thousand pounds to complete the building, which was still in
+very unfinished state at the time of his death, and the duty was
+faithfully performed by the Duchess after his decease. From the
+accounts of the total expense, preserved at Blenheim, it appears,
+that out of three hundred thousand pounds, which the whole edifice
+cost, no less than sixty thousand pounds was provided from the
+private funds of the Duke of Marlborough.[33]
+
+ [33] Coxe, vi. 369, 373.
+
+It may readily be believed that so long-continued and unrelenting a
+persecution of so great a man and distinguished benefactor of his
+country, proceeded from something more than mere envy at greatness,
+powerful as that principle ever is in little minds. In truth, it was
+part of the deep-laid plan for the restoration of the Stuart line,
+which the declining state of the Queen's health, and the probable
+unpopularity of the Hanover family, now revived in greater vigour
+than ever. During this critical period, Marlborough, who was still
+on the Continent, remained perfectly firm to the Act of Settlement,
+and the Protestant cause. Convinced that England was threatened
+with a counter-revolution, he used his endeavours to secure the
+fidelity of the garrison of Dunkirk, and offered to embark at its
+head in support of the Protestant succession. He sent General
+Cadogan to make the necessary arrangements with General Stanhope
+for transporting troops to England, to support the Hanoverian
+succession, and offered to lend the Elector of Hanover £20,000 to
+aid him in his endeavour to secure the succession. So sensible was
+the Electoral house of the magnitude of his services, and his zeal
+in their behalf, that the Electress Sophia entrusted him with a
+blank warrant, appointing him commander-in-chief of her troops and
+garrisons, on her accession to the crown.[34]
+
+ [34] Coxe, vi. 263.
+
+On the death of Queen Anne, on August 1, 1714, Marlborough
+returned to England, and was soon after appointed captain-general
+and master-general of the ordnance. Bolingbroke and Oxford were
+shortly after impeached, and the former then threw off the mask, by
+flying to France, where he openly entered into the service of the
+Pretender at St Germains. Marlborough's great popularity with the
+army was soon after the means of enabling him to appease a mutiny
+in the guards, which at first threatened to be alarming. During the
+rebellion in 1715, he directed, in a great degree, the operations
+against the rebels, though he did not actually take the field; and
+to his exertions, its rapid suppression was in a great measure to be
+ascribed.
+
+But the period had now arrived when the usual fate of mortality
+awaited this illustrious man. Severe domestic bereavements preceded
+his dissolution, and in a manner weaned him from a world which
+he had passed through with so much glory. His daughter, Lady
+Bridgewater, died in March 1714; and this was soon followed by
+the death of his favourite daughter, Anne Countess of Sunderland,
+who united uncommon elegance and beauty to unaffected piety and
+exemplary virtue. Marlborough himself was not long of following
+his beloved relatives to the grave. On the 28th May 1716, he was
+seized with a fit of palsy, so severe that it deprived him, for a
+time, alike of speech and recollection. He recovered, however, to
+a certain degree, and went to Bath, for the benefit of the waters;
+and a gleam of returning light shone upon his mind when he visited
+Blenheim on the 18th October. He expressed great satisfaction at the
+survey of the plan; which reminded him of his great achievements;
+but when he saw, in one of the few rooms which were finished, a
+picture of himself at the battle of Blenheim, he turned away with
+a mournful air, with the words--"Something then, but now----" On
+November 18th he was attacked by another stroke, more severe than
+the former, and his family hastened to pay the last duties, as
+they conceived, to their departing parent. The strength of his
+constitution, however, triumphed for a time even over this violent
+attack; but though he continued contrary to his own wishes, in
+conformity with those of his friends, who needed the support of
+his great reputation, to hold office, and occasionally appeared in
+parliament, yet his public career was at an end. A considerable
+addition was made to his fortune by the sagacity of the Duchess,
+who persuaded him to embark part of his funds in the South Sea
+scheme; and foreseeing the crash which was approaching, sold out so
+opportunely, that, instead of losing, she gained £100,000 by the
+transaction. On the 27th November 1721, he made his last appearance
+in the House of Lords; but in June 1722, he was again attacked with
+paralysis so violently, that he lay for some days nearly motionless,
+though in perfect possession of his faculties. To a question from
+the Duchess, whether he heard the prayers read as usual at night, on
+the 15th June, in his apartment; he replied, "Yes; and I joined in
+them." These were his last words. On the morning of the 16th he sunk
+rapidly, and, at four o'clock, calmly breathed his last, in the 72d
+year of his age.[35]
+
+ [35] Lediard, 496. Coxe, vi. 384, 385.
+
+Envy is generally extinguished by death, because the object of it
+has ceased to stand in the way of those who feel it. Marlborough's
+funeral obsequies were celebrated with uncommon magnificence, and
+all ranks and parties joined in doing him honour. His body lay in
+state for several days at Marlborough House, and crowds flocked
+together from all the three kingdoms to witness the imposing
+ceremony of his funeral, which was performed with the utmost
+magnificence, on the 28th June. The procession was opened by a
+long array of military, among whom were General, now Lord Cadogan,
+and many other officers who had suffered and bled in his cause.
+Long files of heralds, officers-at-arms, and pursuivants followed,
+bearing banners emblazoned with his armorial achievements, among
+which appeared, in uncommon lustre, the standard of Woodstock,
+exhibiting the arms of France on the Cross of St George. In the
+centre of the cavalcade was a lofty car, drawn by eight horses,
+which bore the mortal remains of the Hero, under a splendid canopy
+adorned by plumes, military trophies, and heraldic devices of
+conquest. Shields were affixed to the sides, bearing the names of
+the towns he had taken, and the fields he had won. Blenheim was
+there, and Oudenarde, Ramilies and Malplaquet; Lille and Tournay;
+Bethune, Douay, and Ruremonde; Bouchain and Mons, Maestricht and
+Ghent. This array of names made the English blush for the manner
+in which they had treated their hero. On either side were five
+generals in military mourning, bearing aloft banderoles, on which
+were emblazoned the arms of the family. Eight dukes supported
+the pall; besides the relatives of the deceased, the noblest and
+proudest of England's nobility joined in the procession. Yet the
+most moving part of the ceremony was the number of old soldiers who
+had combated with the hero on his fields of fame, and who might now
+be known, in the dense crowds which thronged the streets, by their
+uncovered heads, grey hairs, and the tears which trickled down their
+cheeks. The body was deposited, with great solemnity, in Westminster
+Abbey, at the east end of the tomb of Henry VII.; but this was not
+its final resting-place in this world. It was soon after removed
+to the chapel at Blenheim, where it was deposited in a magnificent
+mausoleum; and there it still remains, surmounted by the noble pile
+which the genius of Vanbrugh had conceived to express a nation's
+gratitude.[36]
+
+ [36] Coxe, vi. 384-387.
+
+The extraordinary merit of Marlborough's military talents will not
+be duly appreciated, unless the peculiar nature of the contest he
+was called on to direct, and the character which he assumed in his
+time, is taken into consideration.
+
+The feudal times had ceased--at least so far as the raising of
+a military force by its machinery was concerned. Louis XIV.,
+indeed, when pressed for men, more than once summoned the ban
+and arrière-ban of France to his standards, and he always had a
+gallant array of feudal nobility in his antechambers, or around his
+headquarters. But war, both on his part and that of his antagonists,
+was carried on, generally speaking, with standing armies, supported
+by the belligerent state. The vast, though generally tumultuary
+array which the Plantagenet or Valois sovereigns summoned to their
+support, but which, bound only to serve for forty days, generally
+disappeared before a few months of hostilities were over, could no
+longer be relied on. The modern system invented by revolutionary
+France, of making war maintain war, and sending forth starving
+multitudes with arms in their hands, to subsist by the plunder
+of the adjoining states, was unknown. The national passions had
+not been roused, which alone would bring it into operation. The
+decline of the feudal system forbade the hope that contests could
+be maintained by the chivalrous attachment of a faithful nobility:
+the democratic spirit had not been so aroused as to supply its place
+by popular fervour. Religious passions, indeed, had been strongly
+excited; but they had prompted men rather to suffer than to act: the
+disputations of the pulpit were their natural arena: in the last
+extremity they were more allied to the resignation of the martyr,
+than the heroism of the soldier. Between the two, there extended a
+long period of above a century and a half, during which governments
+had acquired the force, and mainly relied on the power, of standing
+armies; but the resources at their disposal for their support were
+so limited, that the greatest economy in the husbanding both of men
+and money was indispensable.
+
+Richard Coeur de Lion, Edward III., and Henry V., were the models
+of feudal leaders, and their wars were a faithful mirror of the
+feudal contests. Setting forth at the head of a force, which, if
+not formidable in point of numbers, was generally extremely so
+from equipment and the use of arms, the nobles around them were
+generally too proud and high-spirited to decline a combat, even
+on any possible terms of disadvantage. They took the field as
+the knights went to a _champ clos_, to engage their adversaries
+in single conflict; and it was deemed equally dishonourable to
+retire without fighting from the one as the other. But they had no
+permanent force at their disposal to secure a lasting fruit even
+from the greatest victories. The conquest of a petty province,
+a diminutive fortress, was often their only result. Hence the
+desperate battles, so memorable in warlike annals, which they
+fought, and hence the miserable and almost nugatory results which
+almost invariably followed their greatest triumphs. Cressy,
+Poictiers, and Azincour, followed by the expulsion of the English
+from France; Methven and Dunbar, by their ignominious retreat from
+Scotland; Ascalon and Ptolemais, by their being driven from the
+Holy Land, must immediately occur to every reader. This state of
+war necessarily imprinted a corresponding character on the feudal
+generals. They were high-spirited and daring in action--often
+skilful in tactics--generally ignorant of strategy--covetous of
+military renown, but careless of national advancement--and often
+more solicitous to conquer an adversary in single conflict, than
+reduce a fortress, or win a province.
+
+But when armies were raised at the expense, not of nobles, but of
+kings--when their cost became a lasting and heavy drain on the royal
+exchequer--sovereigns grew desirous of a more durable and profitable
+result from their victories. Standing armies, though commonly
+powerful, often irresistible when accumulated in large bodies--were
+yet extremely expensive. They were felt the more from the great
+difficulty of getting the people in every country, at that period,
+to submit to any considerable amount of direct taxation. More
+than one flourishing province had been lost, or powerful monarchy
+overturned, in the attempt to increase such burdens; witness the
+loss of Holland to Spain, the execution of Charles I. in England.
+In this dilemma, arising from the experienced necessity of raising
+standing armies on the one hand, and the extreme difficulty of
+permanently providing for them on the other, the only resource was
+to spare both the blood of the soldiers and the expenses of the
+government as much as possible. Durable conquests, acquisitions of
+towns and provinces which could yield revenues and furnish men,
+became the great object of ambition. The point of feudal honour was
+forgot in the inanity of its consequences; the benefits of modern
+conquests were felt in the reality of their results. A methodical
+cautious system of war was thus impressed upon generals by the
+necessities of their situation, and the objects expected from them
+by their respective governments. To risk little and gain much,
+became the great object: skill and stratagem gradually took the
+place of reckless daring; and the reputation of a general came to be
+measured rather by the permanent addition which his successes had
+made to the revenues of his sovereign, than the note with which the
+trumpet of Fame had proclaimed his own exploits.
+
+Turenne was the first, and, in his day, the greatest general in this
+new and scientific system of war. He first applied to the military
+art the resources of prudent foresight, deep thought, and profound
+combination; and the results of his successes completely justified
+the discernment which had prompted Louis XIV. to place him at the
+head of his armies. His methodical and far-seeing campaigns in
+Flanders, Franche Comté, Alsace, and Lorraine, in the early part of
+the reign of that monarch, added these valuable provinces to France,
+which have never since been lost. They have proved more durable than
+the conquests of Napoleon, which all perished in the lifetime of
+their author. Napoleon's legions passed like a desolating whirlwind
+over Europe, but they gave only fleeting celebrity, and entailed
+lasting wounds on France. Turenne's slow, or more methodical and
+more cautious conquests, have proved lasting acquisitions to the
+monarchy. Nancy still owns the French allegiance; Besançon and
+Strasbourg are two of its frontier fortresses; Lille yet is a
+leading stronghold in its iron barrier. Napoleon, it is well known,
+had the highest possible opinion of that great commander. He was
+disposed to place him at the head of modern generals; and his very
+interesting analysis of his campaigns is not the least important
+part of his invaluable memoirs.
+
+Condé, though living in the same age, and alternately the enemy
+and comrade of Turenne, belonged to a totally different class of
+generals, and, indeed, seemed to belong to another age of the
+world. He was warmed in his heart by the spirit of chivalry; he
+bore its terrors on his sword's point. Heart and soul he was
+heroic. Like Clive or Alexander, he was consumed by that thirst for
+fame, that ardent passion for glorious achievements, which is the
+invariable characteristic of elevated, and the most inconceivable
+quality to ordinary, minds. In the prosecution of this object, no
+difficulties could deter, no dangers daunt him. Though his spirit
+was chivalrous--though cavalry was the arm which suited his genius,
+and in which he chiefly delighted, he brought to the military art
+the power of genius and the resources of art; and no man could make
+better use of the power which the expiring spirit of feudality
+bequeathed to its scientific successors. He destroyed the Spanish
+infantry at Rocroy and Lens, not by mere desultory charges of the
+French cavalry, but by efforts of that gallant body as skilfully
+directed as those by which Hannibal overthrew the Roman legions at
+Thrasymene and Cannæ. His genius was animated by the spirit of the
+fourteenth, but it was guided by the knowledge of the seventeenth,
+century.
+
+Bred in the school of Turenne, placed, like him, at the head of a
+force raised with difficulty, maintained with still greater trouble,
+Marlborough was the greatest general of the methodical or scientific
+school which modern Europe has produced. No man knew better the
+importance of deeds which fascinate the minds of men; none could
+decide quicker, or strike harder, when the proper time for action
+arrived. None, when the decisive crisis of the struggle approached,
+could expose his person more fearlessly, or lead his reserves
+more gallantly into the very hottest of the enemy's fire. To his
+combined intrepidity and quickness, in thus bringing the reserves,
+at the decisive moment, into action, all his wonderful victories,
+in particular Ramilies and Malplaquet, are to be ascribed. But, in
+the ordinary case, he preferred the bloodless methods of skill and
+arrangement. Combination was his great _forte_, and there he was not
+exceeded by Napoleon himself. To deceive the enemy as to the real
+point of attack--to perplex him by marches and countermarches--to
+assume and constantly maintain the initiative--to win by skill
+what could not be achieved by force, was his great delight; and in
+that, the highest branch of the military art, he was unrivalled
+in modern times. He did not despise stratagem. Like Hannibal, he
+resorted to that arm frequently, and with never-failing success.
+His campaigns, in that respect, bear a closer resemblance to those
+of the illustrious Carthaginian than those of any general in modern
+Europe. Like him, too, his administrative and diplomatic qualities
+were equal to his military powers. By his address, he retained in
+unwilling, but still effective union, an alliance, unwieldy from its
+magnitude, and discordant by its jealousies; and kept, in willing
+multitudes, around his standards, a _colluvies omnium gentium_, of
+various languages, habits, and religions--held in subjection by no
+other bond but the strong one of admiration for their general, and a
+desire to share in his triumphs.
+
+Consummate address and never-failing prudence were the great
+characteristics of the English commander. With such judgment did he
+measure his strength with those of his adversary--so skilfully did
+he choose the points of attack, whether in strategy or tactics--so
+well weighed were all his enterprises, so admirably prepared the
+means of carrying them into execution, that none of them ever
+miscarried. It was a common saying at the time, which the preceding
+narrative amply justifies, that he never fought a battle which he
+did not gain, nor laid siege to a town which he did not take. This
+extraordinary and unbroken success extended to all his manoeuvres,
+however trivial; and it has been already noticed, that the first
+disaster of any moment which occurred to his arms during _nine_
+successive and active campaigns, was the destruction of a convoy
+destined for the siege of St Venant, in October 1710, by one of
+Villars' detachments.[37] It was the admirable powers of arrangement
+and combination which he brought to bear on all parts of his army,
+equally from the highest to the lowest parts, which was the cause of
+this extraordinary and uninterrupted success.
+
+ [37] Marlborough's Dispatches. _Blackwood's Magazine_, Nov. 1846, p.
+
+He was often outnumbered by the enemy, always opposed by a
+homogeneous army, animated by one strong national and military
+spirit; while he was at the head of a discordant array of many
+different nations, some of them with little turn for warlike
+exploit, others lukewarm, or even treacherous in the cause. But
+notwithstanding this, he never lost the ascendant. From the time
+when he first began the war on the banks of the Maese in 1702, till
+his military career was closed in 1711, within the iron barrier
+of France, by the intrigues of his political opponents at home, he
+never abandoned the initiative. He was constantly on the offensive.
+When inferior in force, as he often was, he supplied the defect of
+military strength by skill and combination; when his position was
+endangered by the faults or treachery of others, as was still more
+frequently the case, he waited till a false move on the part of his
+adversaries enabled him to retrieve his affairs by some brilliant
+and decisive stroke. It was thus that he restored the war in
+Germany, after the affairs of the Emperor had been wellnigh ruined,
+by the brilliant cross march into Bavaria, and splendid victory at
+Blenheim; and regained Flanders for the Archduke by the stroke at
+Ramilies, after the imperial cause in that quarter had been all but
+lost by the treacherous surrender of Ghent and Bruges, in the very
+centre of his water communications.
+
+Lord Chesterfield, who knew him well, said that he was a man of
+excellent parts, and strong good sense, but of no very shining
+genius. The uninterrupted success of his campaigns, however, joined
+to the unexampled address with which he allayed the jealousies
+and stilled the discords of the confederacy whose armies he led,
+decisively demonstrates that the polished earl's opinion was not
+just; and that his partiality for the graces led him to ascribe
+an undue influence in the great duke's career to the inimitable
+suavity and courtesy of his manner. His enterprises and stratagems,
+his devices to deceive the enemy, and counterbalance inferiority
+of force by superiority of conduct; the eagle eye which, in the
+decisive moment, he brought to bear on the field of battle, and the
+rapidity with which in person he struck the final blow from which
+the enemy never recovered, bespeak the intuitive genius of war. It
+was the admirable _balance_ of his mental qualities which caused his
+originality to be under-valued;--no one power stood out in such bold
+relief as to overshadow all the others, and rivet the eye by the
+magnitude of its proportions. Thus his consummate judgment made the
+world overlook his invention; his uniform prudence caused his daring
+to be forgotten; his incomparable combinations often concealed
+the capacious mind which had put the whole in motion. He was so
+uniformly successful, that men forgot how difficult it is always to
+succeed in war. It was not till he was withdrawn from the conduct
+of the campaign, and disaster immediately attended the Allied arms,
+and France resumed the ascendant over the coalition, that Europe
+became sensible who had been the soul of the war, and how much had
+been lost when his mighty understanding was no longer at the head of
+affairs.
+
+A most inadequate opinion would be formed of Marlborough's
+mental character, if his military exploits alone were taken into
+consideration. Like all other intellects of the first order, he was
+equally capable of great achievements in peace as in war, and shone
+forth with not less lustre in the deliberations of the cabinet, or
+the correspondence of diplomacy, than in directing columns on the
+field of battle, or tracing out the line of approaches in the attack
+of fortified towns. Nothing could exceed the judgment and address
+with which he reconciled the jarring interests, and smoothed down
+the rival pretensions, of the coalesced cabinets. The danger was not
+so pressing as to unite their rival governments, as it afterwards
+did those of the Grand Alliance in 1813, for the overthrow of
+Napoleon; and incessant exertions, joined to the highest possible
+diplomatic address, judgment of conduct, and suavity of manner, were
+required to prevent the coalition, on various occasions during the
+course of the war, from falling to pieces. As it was, the intrigues
+of Bolingbroke and the Tories in England, and the ascendency of Mrs
+Masham in the Queen's bedchamber councils, at last counterbalanced
+all his achievements, and led to a peace which abandoned the most
+important objects of the war, and was fraught, as the event has
+proved, with serious danger to the independence and even existence
+of England. His winter campaign at the Allied courts, as he himself
+said, always equalled in duration, and often exceeded in importance
+and difficulty, that in summer with the enemy; and nothing is more
+certain, than that if a man of less capacity had been entrusted
+with the direction of its diplomatic relations, the coalition would
+have soon broken up without having accomplished any of the objects
+for which the war had been undertaken, from the mere selfishness and
+dissensions of the cabinets by whom it was conducted.
+
+With one blot, for which neither the justice of history, nor the
+partiality of biography either can or should attempt to make
+any apology, Marlborough's private character seems to have been
+unexceptionable, and was evidently distinguished by several noble
+and amiable qualities. That he was bred a courtier, and owed his
+first elevation to the favour with which he was regarded by one
+of the King's mistresses, was not his fault:--It arose, perhaps,
+necessarily from his situation, and the graces and beauty with which
+he had been so prodigally endowed by nature. The young officer of
+the Guards, who in the army of Louis XIV. passed by the name of the
+"handsome Englishman," could hardly be expected to be free from the
+consequences of female partiality at the court of Charles II. But
+in maturer years, his conduct in public, after William had been
+seated on the throne, was uniformly consistent, straightforward,
+and honourable. He was a sincere patriot, and ardently attached
+both to his country and the principles of freedom, at a time when
+both were wellnigh forgotten in the struggles of party, and the
+fierce contests for royal or popular favour. Though bred up in a
+licentious court, and early exposed to the most entrancing of its
+seductions, he was in mature life strictly correct, both in his
+conduct and conversation. He resisted every temptation to which his
+undiminished beauty exposed him after his marriage, and was never
+known either to utter, or permit to be uttered in his presence, a
+light or indecent expression. He discouraged to the utmost degree
+any instances of intemperance or licentiousness in his soldiers, and
+constantly laboured to impress upon his men a sense of moral duty
+and Supreme superintendence. Divine service was regularly performed
+in all his camps, both morning and evening; previous to a battle,
+prayers were read at the head of every regiment, and the first act,
+after a victory, was a solemn thanksgiving. "By those means," says a
+contemporary biographer, who served in his army, "his camp resembled
+a quiet, well-governed city. Cursing and swearing were seldom heard
+among the officers; a drunkard was the object of scorn: and even the
+soldiers, many of them the refuse and dregs of the nation, became,
+at the close of one or two campaigns, tractable, civil, sensible,
+and clean, and had an air and spirit above the vulgar."
+
+In political life, during his career after that event, he was
+consistent and firm; faithful to his party, but more faithful still
+to his country. He was a generous friend, an attached, perhaps too
+fond a husband. During the whole of his active career, he retained a
+constant sense of the superintendence and direction of the Supreme
+Being, and was ever the first to ascribe the successes which he had
+gained, to Divine protection; a disposition which appeared with
+peculiar grace amidst the din of arms, and the flourish of trumpets
+for his own mighty achievements. Even the one occasion on which,
+like David, he fell from his high principles, will be regarded by
+the equitable observer with charitable, if not forgiving eyes. He
+will recollect, that perfection never yet belonged to a child of
+Adam; he will measure the dreadful nature of the struggle which
+awaits an upright and generous mind when loyalty and gratitude impel
+one way, and religion and patriotism another. Without attempting to
+justify an officer who employs the power bestowed by one government
+to elevate another on its ruins, he will yet reflect, that in such
+a crisis, even the firmest heads and the best hearts may be led
+astray. If he is wise, he will ascribe the fault--for fault it
+was--not so much to the individual, as the time in which he lived;
+and feel a deeper thankfulness that his own lot has been cast in a
+happier age, when the great moving passions of the human heart act
+in the same direction, and a public man need not fear that he is
+wanting in his duty to his sovereign, because he is performing that
+to his country.
+
+Marlborough was often accused of avarice: but his conduct through
+life sufficiently demonstrated that in him the natural desire
+to accumulate a fortune, which belongs to every rational mind,
+was kept in subjection to more elevated principles. His repeated
+refusal of the government of the Netherlands, with its magnificent
+appointment of L.60,000 a-year, was a sufficient proof how much he
+despised money when it interfered with public duty; his splendid
+edifices, both in London and Blenheim, attest how little he valued
+it for any other sake but as it might be applied to noble and worthy
+objects.[38] He possessed the magnanimity in every thing which is
+the invariable characteristic of real greatness. Envy was unknown,
+suspicion loathsome, to him. He often suffered by the generous
+confidence with which he trusted his enemies. He was patient
+under contradiction; placid and courteous both in his manners and
+demeanour; and owed great part of his success, both in the field and
+in the cabinet, to the invariable suavity and charm of his manner.
+His humanity was uniformly conspicuous. Not only his own soldiers,
+but his enemies never failed to experience it. Like Wellington,
+his attention to the health and comforts of his men was incessant;
+and, with his daring in the field and uniform success in strategy,
+endeared him in the highest degree to the men. Troops of all nations
+equally trusted him; and the common saying, when they were in any
+difficulty, "Never mind--'Corporal John' will get us out of it,"
+was heard as frequently in the Dutch, Danish, or German, as in the
+English language. He frequently gave the weary soldiers a place in
+his carriage, and got out himself to accommodate more; and his first
+care, after an engagement, invariably was to visit the field of
+battle, and do his utmost to assuage the sufferings of the wounded,
+both among his own men and those of the enemy.
+
+ [38] Marlborough House in London cost about L.100,000.--Coxe, vi.
+ 399.
+
+The character of this illustrious man has been thus portrayed by two
+of the greatest writers in the English language, the latter of whom
+will not be accused of undue partiality to his political enemy. "It
+is a characteristic," says Adam Smith, "almost peculiar to the great
+Duke of Marlborough, that ten years of such uninterrupted and such
+splendid successes as scarce any other general could boast of, never
+betrayed him into a single rash action, scarce into a single rash
+word or expression. The same temperate coolness and self-command
+cannot, I think, be ascribed to any other great warrior of later
+times--not to Prince Eugene, nor to the late King of Prussia, nor to
+the great Prince of Condé, not even to Gustavus Adolphus. Turenne
+seems to have approached the nearest to it: but several actions of
+his life demonstrate that it was in him by no means so perfect as
+in the great Duke of Marlborough."[39] "By King William's death,"
+says Bolingbroke, "the Duke of Marlborough was raised to the head
+of the army, and indeed of the confederacy, where he, a private
+man, a subject, obtained by merit and by management a more decided
+influence than high birth, confirmed authority, and even the crown
+of Great Britain, had given to King William. Not only all the parts
+of that vast machine, the Grand Alliance, were kept more compact and
+entire, but a more rapid and vigorous motion was given to the whole;
+and instead of languishing or disastrous campaigns, we saw every
+scene of the war full of action. All those wherein he appeared,
+and many of those wherein he was not then an actor, but abettor,
+however, of their actions, were crowned with the most triumphant
+success. I take with pleasure this opportunity of doing justice to
+that great man, whose faults I know, whose virtues I admire, and
+whose memory, _as the greatest general and greatest minister that
+our country or any other has produced_, I honour."[40]
+
+ [39] SMITH'S _Moral Sentiments_, ii. 158.
+
+ [40] BOLINGBROKE'S _Letters on the Study of History_, ii. 172.
+
+
+
+
+MILDRED;
+
+A TALE.
+
+
+PART I. CHAP. I.
+
+The town of Wimborne, in Dorsetshire, boasts the possession of
+a very ancient cathedral-like church, dignified with the title
+of Minster, but, with this exception, is as utterly devoid, we
+believe, of all interest to the traveller, as any of the numerous
+country-towns which he rapidly passes through, and so gladly quits,
+wondering for the moment how it is that any one can possibly consent
+to be left behind in them. He who has journeyed from Southampton
+to Poole will remember the town, from the circumstance that he
+quitted by the same narrow streets by which he entered it, his road
+not passing directly through, but forming an angle at this point.
+He will call to mind what appeared an unaccountable turning and
+twisting about of the coach, whilst the horses were being changed,
+and a momentary alarm at finding that he was retracing his steps;
+he will remember the two massive square towers of the old church,
+peering above the roofs of the houses; and this is all that he will
+know, or have the least desire to know, of the town of Wimborne.
+
+If, however, the traveller should be set down in this quiet place,
+and be compelled to wait there half a day for the arrival of some
+other coach to carry him to his destination, he will probably wile
+away his time by a visit to its antique and venerable church; and
+after climbing, by the dark and narrow staircase, to the top of one
+of its towers, he will be somewhat surprised to find himself--in
+a library! A small square room is fitted up with shelves, whereon
+a number of books are deposited, and the centre is occupied by a
+large reading-desk, and a massive oak table, apparently coeval
+with the tower itself, and which was probably placed there before
+the roof was put on, since it never could have been introduced by
+the stairs or through the window. It is no modern library, be it
+understood--no vestry reading-room connected with the Sunday school
+of the place; they are old books, black-letter quartos, illuminated
+missals, now dark and mouldy, and whose parchment has acquired no
+pleasant odour from age. By no means is it a circulating library,
+for some of the books are still chained to the reading-desk; and
+many more have their rusty iron chain twisted about them, by which
+they, in their turn, were bound to the desk. If the traveller should
+not be favoured with that antiquarian taste which finds a charm in
+decyphering, out of mouldy and black-letter volumes, what would not
+be worth his perusal in the most luxurious type of modern days, he
+will at least derive some pleasure from opening the little windows
+of the tower, and inhaling the fresh breeze that will blow in upon
+him, and in looking over an extensive prospect of green meadows,
+with their little river meandering about in them. It must have
+formed a pleasant retreat at one time to the two or three learned
+clerks, or minor canons, or neighbouring monks or friars--we may be
+sure there were never many of such students--who used to climb this
+turret for their morning or their evening lucubrations.
+
+The only student who had, perhaps for some centuries, frequented
+it--and she brought her own books with her, and was very unlike
+either learned clerk, or monk, or friar--was Mildred Willoughby. She
+used to delight--a taste savouring of extreme youth--to bring the
+book she was perusing from her own comfortable parlour, to climb
+up with it to this solitary height, and there read it alone. She
+had no difficulty in obtaining from the parish-clerk permission to
+be left in this chosen solitude--to draw the one wooden chair it
+possessed to the window, and there to sit, and read, or muse, or
+look upon the landscape, just as long as she pleased. It did not
+very frequently happen that this functionary was called upon to
+exhibit the old tower to the curiosity of strangers; but if this
+occurred whilst she was thus occupied, she would rise from her seat,
+and for a moment put on the air of a visitor also--walk slowly round
+the room, looking at the backs of the books, or out of the window at
+the prospect, as if she saw them for the first time! and when the
+company had retreated, (and there was little to detain them long,)
+would quietly return to her chair, her study, or her reverie.
+
+One reason she might have given, beside the romantic and pensive
+mood it inspired, for her choice of this retreat--the charm of being
+alone. Nothing could be more quiet--to look at the exterior--than
+the house she called her home. It stood at the extremity of the
+town, protected from the road by its own neat inclosure of turf and
+gravel-walk--surely as remote from every species of disturbance or
+excitement as the most devoted student could desire. We question
+even whether a barrel-organ or a hurdy-gurdy was ever known to
+commit an outrage upon its tranquillity; and for its interior, were
+not Mr and Miss Bloomfield (they were brother and sister, uncle and
+aunt of Mildred) the most staid, orderly, methodical persons in the
+world? Did not the bachelor uncle cover every part of the house,
+and the kitchen stairs in particular, with thick carpet, in order
+that the footsteps of John and the maid should not disquiet him? The
+very appearance of the garden, both before and behind the house, was
+sufficient to show how orderly a genius presided over it. Could box
+be cut more neatly? or gravel-walks be kept cleaner? You saw a tall
+lance-like instrument standing by the steps of the back-door, its
+constant place. With this Mr Bloomfield frequently made the circuit
+of his garden, but with no hostile purpose: he merely transfixed
+with it the dry leaves or the splinters of wood that had strayed
+upon his gravel, carrying them off in triumph to a neat wooden
+receptacle, where they were both imprisoned and preserved. And Miss
+Bloomfield, she also was one of the most amiable of women, and as
+attached to a quiet and orderly house as her brother. Neither could
+any two persons be more kind, or more fond of their niece, than
+they were. But it was from this very kindness, this very fondness,
+that Mildred found it so pleasant at times to escape. Her aunt,
+especially, was willing to grant her any indulgence but that of
+being alone. This her love for her niece, and her love of talking,
+would rarely permit. Neither could Mildred very graciously petition
+for this unsocial privilege. In youth, nothing is so delightful
+as solitude, especially when it is procured by stealth, by some
+subtle contrivance, some fiction or pretence; and many a time did
+her aunt find it necessary to pursue Mildred to her own chamber,
+and many a time did she bring her down into the parlour, repeating,
+with unfeigned surprise, and a tone of gentle complaint, the always
+unanswerable question--what she _could_ be doing so long in her own
+room? Therefore it was that she was fain to steal out alone--take
+her walk through the churchyard, ascend the tower, enter its little
+library, and plant herself in its old arm-chair for an hour of
+solitary reading or thinking.
+
+Mildred Willoughby was born in India, and her parents (the greatest
+misery attendant upon a residence in that climate) were compelled
+to send her to England to be reared, as well as educated. She had
+been placed under the care of her uncle and aunt. These had always
+continued to live together--bachelor and spinster. As their united
+incomes enabled them to surround themselves with every comfort and
+personal luxury, and as they were now of a very mature age, it was
+no longer considered to be in the chapter of probabilities that
+either of them would change their condition. Miss Bloomfield, in
+her youth, was accounted a beauty--the _belle_ of Wimborne; and we
+may be sure that personal charms, a very amiable disposition, and a
+considerable fortune, could not fail to bring her numerous admirers
+and suitors. But her extreme placidity of temper no passion seems
+ever to have ruffled; and it did so happen, that though her hand had
+often been solicited, no opportunity of marriage had been offered to
+her which would not have put in jeopardy some of those comforts and
+indulgences to which she was habituated. She was pleased with the
+attentions of gentlemen, and was studious to attract them; but there
+was nothing in that word _love_ which could have compensated for the
+loss of her favourite attendants, or of that pretty little carriage
+that drew her about the country.
+
+As for Mr Bloomfield, it was generally supposed that he had
+suffered from more than one tender disappointment, having always
+had the misfortune to fix his affections just where they could not
+be returned. But those who knew him well would say, that Josiah
+Bloomfield was, in fact, too timid and irresolute a man ever to have
+married--that being himself conscious of this, yet courting, at the
+same time, the excitement of a tender passion, he invariably made
+love where he was sure to be rejected. Many a fascinating girl came
+before him, whom he might have won, from whose society, for this
+very reason, he quietly withdrew, to carry his sighs to some quarter
+where a previous engagement, or some other obstacle, was sure to
+procure him a denial. He thus had all the pleasing pains of wooing,
+and earned the credit for great sensibility, whilst he hugged
+himself in the safe felicity of a single life. By this time, a more
+confirmed or obdurate bachelor did not exist; yet he was pleased
+to be thought to wear the willow, and would, from time to time,
+endeavour to extort compassion by remote hints at the sufferings he
+had endured from unreturned affection.
+
+Two such persons, it will be supposed, were at first somewhat
+alarmed at the idea of taking into their establishment a little
+girl about four or five years old. Indeed, they had, in the first
+instance, only so far agreed to take charge of her as to find her
+a fit school--to receive her at the holidays--and, in this distant
+manner, superintend her education. But Mildred proved so quiet, so
+tractable, and withal so cheerful a child, that they soon resolved
+to depart from this plan. She had not been long in the house before
+it would have been a great distress to both of them to have parted
+with her. It was determined that she should reside perpetually
+with them, and that the remittances received from India should be
+employed in obtaining the very best masters that could be procured
+from Bath or Exeter. Mr Bloomfield found, in the superintendence of
+Mildred's education, an employment which made the day half as short
+as it had ever been before. He was himself a man fond of reading;
+and if he had not a very large store of thoughts, he had at least an
+excellent library, into which Mildred, who had now arrived at the
+age of fifteen, had already begun to penetrate.
+
+And books--her music--&c., a few friends, more distinguished by
+good-breeding and good-nature than by any vivacity of mind, were
+all the world of Mildred Willoughby, and it was a world that there
+seemed little probability of her getting beyond. It had been
+expected that about this time she would have returned to India to
+her parents; but her mother had died, and her father had expressed
+no wish that she should be sent out to him. On the contrary, beyond
+certain pecuniary remittances, and these came through an agent's
+hands, there was nothing to testify that he bore any remembrance
+of his daughter. Of her father, very contradictory reports had
+reached her; some said that he had married again, and had formed
+an engagement of which he was not very proud; others that he had
+quitted the service, and was now travelling, no one knew where,
+about the world. At all events, he appeared to have forgotten that
+he had a daughter in England; and Mildred was almost justified in
+considering herself--as she did in her more melancholy moments--as
+in fact an orphan, thrown upon the care of an uncle and aunt, and
+dependent almost entirely upon them.
+
+One fine summer's day, as she was enjoying her lofty solitude in
+the minster tower, a visitor had been allowed to grope up his way
+unattended into its antique library. On entering, he was not a
+little startled to see before him in this depository of mouldering
+literature a blooming girl in all the freshness and beauty of
+extreme youth. He hesitated a moment whether to approach and
+disturb so charming a vision. But, indeed, the vision was very soon
+disturbed. For Mildred, on her side, was still more startled at this
+entrance, alone and suddenly, of a very handsome young man--for
+such the stranger was--and blushed deeply as she rose from her
+chair and attempted to play as usual the part of casual visitor. He
+bowed--what could he less?--and made some apology for his having
+startled her by his abrupt entrance.
+
+The stranger's manner was so quiet and unpresuming, that the
+timidity of Mildred soon disappeared, and before she had time to
+think what was most _proper_ to do, she found herself in a very
+interesting conversation with one who evidently was as intelligent
+as he was well-bred and good-looking. She had let fall her book in
+her hurry to rise. He picked it up, and as he held the elegantly
+bound volume in his hand, which ludicrously contrasted with the
+mouldy and black-letter quartos that surrounded them, he asked with
+a smile, on which shelf he was to deposit it. "This fruit," said
+he, "came from another orchard." And seeing the title at the back,
+he added, "Italian I might have expected to find in a young lady's
+hand, but I should have looked for a Tasso, not an Alfieri."
+
+"Yes," she replied gaily, "a damsel discovered reading in this old
+turret ought to have book of chivalry in her hand. I have read
+Tasso, but I do not prefer him. Alfieri presents me quite as much as
+Tasso with a new world to live in, and it is a more real world. I
+seem to be learning from him the real feelings of men."
+
+The stranger was manifestly struck by this kind of observation
+from one so young, and still more by the simple and unpretending
+manner in which it was uttered. Mildred had not the remotest idea
+of talking criticism, she was merely expressing her own unaffected
+partialities. He would have been happy to prolong the conversation,
+but the clerk, or verger, who had missed his visitor--as well he
+might, for his visitor had purposely given him the slip, as all wise
+men invariably do to all cicerones of whatever description--had at
+length tracked his fugitive up the tower, and into the library. His
+entrance interrupted their dialogue, and compelled the stranger very
+soon afterwards to retreat. He made his bow to the fair lady of the
+tower and descended.
+
+Mildred read very little more that day, and if she lingered somewhat
+longer in meditation, her thoughts had less connexion than ever
+with antiquities of any kind. She descended, and took her way
+home. The probability that she might meet the stranger in passing
+through the town--albeit there was nothing, disagreeable in the
+thought--made her walk with unusual rapidity, and bend her eyes
+pertinaciously upon the ground. The consequence of which was, that
+in turning the corner of a street which she passed almost every day
+of her life, she contrived to entangle her dress in some of the
+interesting hardware of the principal ironmonger of the place, who,
+for the greater convenience of the inhabitants, was accustomed to
+advance his array of stoves and shovels far upon the pavement, and
+almost before their feet. As she turned and stooped to disengage
+her dress, she found that relief and rescue were already at hand.
+The stranger knight, who had come an age too late to release her
+as a captive from the tower, was affording the best assistance he
+could to extricate her from entanglement with a kitchen-range. Some
+ludicrous idea of this kind occurred to both at the same time--their
+eyes met with a smile--and their hands had very nearly encountered
+as they both bent over the tenacious muslin. The task, however,
+was achieved, and a very gracious "thank you" from one of the most
+musical of voices repaid the stranger for his gallantry.
+
+That evening Mildred happened to be sitting near the window--it
+must have been by merest hazard, for she very rarely occupied that
+part of the room--as the Bath coach passed their gates. A gentleman
+seated on the roof appeared to recognise her--at least, he took
+his hat off as he passed. Was it the same?--and what if it were?
+Evidently he was a mere passer-by, who had been detained in the town
+a few hours, waiting for this coach. Would he ever even think again
+of the town of Wimborne--of its old minster--or its tower--and the
+girl he surprised sitting there, in its little antique library?
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+Between two or three years have elapsed, and our scene changes from
+the country town of Wimborne to the gay and pleasant capital of
+Belgium.
+
+Mr and Miss Bloomfield had made a bold, and, for them, quite a
+tremendous resolution, to take a trip upon the Continent, which
+should extend--as far as their courage held out. The pleasure and
+profit this would afford their niece, was no mean inducement to the
+enterprise. Mr Bloomfield judged that his ward, after the course of
+studies she had pursued, and the proficiency she had attained in
+most feminine accomplishments, was ripe to take advantage of foreign
+travel. Mr Bloomfield judged wisely; but Mr Bloomfield neither
+judged, nor was, perhaps, capable of judging how far, in fact, the
+mind of his niece _had_ advanced, or what singular good use she
+had made of his own neglected library. She had been grappling with
+all sorts of books--of philosophy and of science, as well as of
+history and poetry. But that cheerful quietude which distinguished
+her manner, concealed these more strenuous efforts of her mind. She
+never talked for display--she had, indeed, no arena for display--and
+the wish for it was never excited in her mind. What she read and
+thought, she revolved in herself, and was perfectly content. How it
+might have been had she lived amongst those who would have called
+her forth, and overwhelmed her with praise, it would be difficult to
+tell. As it was, Mildred Willoughby presented to the imagination the
+most fascinating combination of qualities it would be possible to
+put together. A young girl of most exquisite beauty, (she had grown
+paler than when we last saw her, but this had only given increased
+lustre to her blue eye)--of manners the most unaffected--of a temper
+always cheerful, always tranquil--was familiar with trains of deep
+reflection--possessed a practised intellect and really cultivated
+mind. In this last respect, there was not a single person in all
+Wimborne or its neighbourhood who had divined her character. That
+she was a charming girl, though a little too pale--very amiable,
+though a little too reserved--of a temper provokingly calm, for
+she was not ruffled even where she ought to be--and that she sang
+well, and played well; such would have been the summary of her good
+qualities from her best and most intimate friends. She was now
+enjoying, with her uncle and aunt--but in a manner how different
+from theirs!--the various novelties, great and small, which a
+foreign country presents to the eye.
+
+Those who, in their travels, estimate the importance of any spot by
+its distance or its difficulty of access, will hardly allow such
+a place as Brussels to belong to _foreign parts_. It is no more
+than an excursion to Margate: it is but a day's journey. True; but
+your day's journey has brought you to another people--to another
+religion. We are persuaded that a man shall travel to Timbuctoo,
+and he shall not gain for himself a stronger impression of novelty,
+than a sober Protestant shall procure by entering the nearest
+country where the Roman Catholic worship is in full practice.
+He has seen cathedrals--many and beautiful--but they were mere
+architectural monuments, half deserted, one corner only employed for
+the modest service of his church--the rest a noble space for the
+eye to traverse, in which he has walked, hat in hand, meditating
+on past times and the middle ages. But if he cross the Channel,
+those past times--they have come back again; those middle ages--he
+is in the midst of them. The empty cathedral has become full to
+overflowing; there are the lights burning in mid-day, and he hears
+the Latin chant, and sees high-priests in gorgeous robes making
+mystic evolutions about the altar; and there is the incense, and
+the sprinkling of holy water, and the tinkling bell, and whatever
+the Jew or the Pagan has in times past bequeathed to the Christian.
+Or let him only look up the street. Here comes, tottering in the
+air, upon the shoulders of its pious porters, Our Lady herself,
+with the Holy Child in one arm, and her sceptre in the other, and
+the golden crown upon her head. Here she is in her satin robe,
+stiff with embroidery, and gay with lace, and decked with tinsel
+ornaments beyond our power of description. If the character of the
+festival require it, she is borne by six or eight maidens clad in
+white, with wreaths of white roses on their heads; and you hear it
+whispered, as they approach, that such a one is beautiful Countess
+of C----; and, countess or not, there is amongst those bearers a
+face very beautiful, notwithstanding that the heat of the day, and
+a burden of no light weight, has somewhat deranged the proportions
+of the red and white which had been so cunningly laid on. And then
+comes the canopy of cloth of gold, borne over the bare head of the
+venerable priest, who holds up to the people, inclosed in a silver
+case, imitative of rays of glory, the sacred host; holds it up with
+both his hands, and fastens both his eyes devoutly on the back of
+it; and boys in their scarlet tunics, covered with white lace, are
+swinging the censor before it; and the shorn priests on each side,
+with lighted tapers in their hands, tall as staves, march, chanting
+forth--we regret to say, with more vehemence than melody.
+
+Is not all this strange enough? The state-carriage of the King of
+the Ashantees was, some years ago, captured in war, and exhibited in
+London; and a curious vehicle it was, with its peacocks' feathers,
+and its large glass beads hung round the roof to glitter and jingle
+at the same time. But the royal carriage of the Ashantees, or all
+that the court of the Ashantees could possibly display, is not half
+so curious, half so strange to any meditative spirit, as this image
+of the Holy Virgin met as it parades the streets, or seen afterwards
+deposited in the centre of the temple, surrounded by pots of
+flowers, real and artificial, by vases filled with lilies of glazed
+muslin, and altogether tricked out with such decorations as a child
+would lavish on its favourite doll if it had an infinite supply of
+tinsel.
+
+And they worship _that_!
+
+"No!" exclaims some very candid gentleman. "No sir, they by no means
+worship it; and you must be a very narrow-minded person if you think
+so. Such images are employed by the Catholic as representatives,
+as symbols only--visible objects to direct his worship to that
+which is invisible." O most candid of men! and most liberal of
+Protestants! we do not say that Dr Wiseman or M. Chateaubriand
+worship images. But just step across the water--we do not ask you to
+travel into Italy or Spain, where the symptoms are ten times more
+violent--just walk into some of these churches in Belgium, _and
+use your own eyes_. It is but a journey of four-and-twenty hours;
+and if you are one of those who wish to bring into our own church
+the more frequent use of form and ceremony and visible symbol, it
+will be the most salutory journey you ever undertook. Meanwhile
+consider, and explain to us, why it is--if images are understood
+to have only this subordinate function--that one image differs so
+much from another in honour and glory. This Virgin, whom we have
+seen parade the streets, is well received and highly respected; but
+there are other Virgins--ill-favoured, too, and not at all fit to
+act as representatives of any thing feminine--who are infinitely
+more honoured and observed. The sculpture of Michael Angelo never
+wins so much devotion as you shall see paid here, in one of their
+innumerable churches, to a dark, rude, and odious misrepresentation
+of Christ. They put a mantle on it of purple cotton, edged with
+white, and a reed in its hand, and they come one after the other,
+and kiss its dark feet; and mothers bring their infants, and put
+their soft lips to the wound that the nail made, and then depart
+with full sense of an act of piety performed. And take this into
+account, that such act of devotion is no casual enthusiasm, no
+outbreak of passionate piety overleaping the bounds of reason;
+it is done systematically, methodically; the women come with
+their green tin cans, slung upon their arm, full of their recent
+purchases in the market, you see them enter--approach--put down the
+can--kiss--take up the can, and depart. They have fulfilled a duty.
+
+But we have not arrived in Brussels to loiter in churches or discuss
+theology.
+
+"Monsieur and the ladies will go to the ball to-night," said their
+obliging host to our party. "It is an annual ball," he continued,
+"given by the Philanthropical Society for the benefit of the poor.
+Their Majesties, the king and the queen, will honour it with their
+presence, and it is especially patronised by your fair countrywomen.
+
+"Enough," said Mr Bloomfield; "we will certainly go to the ball.
+To be in the same room with a living king and queen--it is an
+opportunity by no means to be lost."
+
+"And then," said Miss Bloomfield, "it is an act of charity."
+
+This species of charity is very prevalent at Brussels. You dance
+there out of pure commiseration. It is an excellent invention, this
+gay benevolence. You give, and you make no sacrifice; you buy balls
+and concerts with the money you drop into the beggar's hat; charity
+is all sweetness. Poverty itself wears quite a festive air; the poor
+are the farmers-general of our pleasures; it is they who give the
+ball. Long live the dance! Long live the poor!
+
+They drive to the ball-room in the Rue Ducale. They enter an oblong
+room, spacious, of good proportions, and brilliantly lit up with
+that gayest of all artificial lights--the legitimate wax candle,
+thickly clustered in numerous chandeliers. Two rows of Corinthian
+columns support the roof, and form a sort of arcade on either side
+for spectators or the promenade, the open space in the centre being,
+of course, devoted to the dance. At the upper end is a raised dais
+with chairs of state for their Majesties. What, in day-time, were
+windows are filled with large mirrors, most commodiously reflecting
+the fair forms that stand or pass before them. How smooth is the
+inlaid polished floor! and how it seems to foretell the dance
+for which its void space is so well prepared! No incumbrance of
+furniture here; no useless decorations. Some cushioned forms covered
+with crimson velvet, some immense vases occupying the corners of the
+room filled with exotic plants, are all that could be admitted of
+one or the other.
+
+The orchestra, established in a small gallery over the door, strikes
+up the national air, and the royal party, attended by their suite,
+proceed through the centre of the room, bowing right and left. They
+take their seats. That instant the national air changes to a rapid
+waltz, and in the twinkling of an eye, the whole of that spacious
+floor is covered thick with the whirling multitude. The sober Mr
+Bloomfield, to whom such a scene is quite a novelty, grows giddy
+with the mere view of it. He looks with all his might, but he ought
+to have a hundred pairs of eyes to watch the mazes of this dance.
+One couple after another appear and vanish as if by enchantment. He
+sees a bewitching face--he strives to follow it--impossible!--in
+a minute fifty substitutes are presented to him--it is lost in a
+living whirlpool of faces.
+
+To one long accustomed to the quiet and monotony of a country life,
+it would be difficult to present a spectacle more novel or striking
+than this of a public ball-room; and though for such a novelty it
+was not necessary to cross the water, yet assuredly, in his own
+country, Mr Bloomfield would never have been present at such a
+spectacle. We go abroad as much to throw ourselves for a time into
+new manners of life, as to find new scenes of existence. He stood
+bewildered. Some two hundred couples gyrating like mad before him.
+Sometimes the number would thin, and the fervour of the movement
+abate--the floor began, in parts, to be visible--the storm and the
+whirlwind were dying away. But a fresh impulse again seized on both
+musicians and dancers--the throng of these gentle dervishes, of
+these amiable mænads, became denser than ever--the movement more
+furious--the music seemed to madden them and to grow mad itself: he
+shut his eyes, and drew back quite dizzy from the scene.
+
+It is a singular phenomenon, this waltz, retained as it is in the
+very heart of our cold and punctilious civilisation. How have we
+contrived, amidst our quiet refinement and fastidious delicacy,
+to preserve an amusement which has in it the very spirit of the
+Cherokee Indian? There is nothing sentimental--nothing at all,
+in the waltz. In this respect, mammas need have no alarm. It is
+the mere excitement of rapid movement--a dextrous and delirious
+rotation. It is the enthusiasm only of the feet--the ecstacy of
+mere motion. Yes! just at that moment when, on the extended arm of
+the cavalier, the soft and rounded arm of his partner is placed so
+gently and so gracefully--(as for the hand upon the whalebone waist
+no electricity comes that way)--just then there may be a slight
+emotion which would be dangerous if prolonged; but the dance begins,
+and there is no room for any other rapture than that of its own
+swift and giddy course. There are no beatings of the heart after
+that; only pulsations of the great artery.
+
+Found where it is, it is certainly a remarkable phenomenon, this
+waltz. Look now at that young lady--how cold, formal, stately!--how
+she has been trained to act the little queen amongst her admirers
+and flatterers! See what a _reticence_ in all her demeanour. Even
+feminine curiosity, if not subdued, has been dissimulated; and
+though she notes every thing and every body, and can describe,
+when she returns home, the dress of half the ladies in the room,
+it is with an eye that seems to notice nothing. Her head has just
+been released from the hair-dresser, and every hair is elaborately
+adjusted. To the very holding of an enormous bouquet, "round
+as my shield," which of itself seems to forbid all thoughts of
+motion--every thing has been arranged and re-arranged. She sits
+like an alabaster figure; she speaks, it is true, and she smiles as
+she speaks; but evidently the smile and the speech have no natural
+connexion with one another; they co-exist, but they have both been
+quite separately studied, prepared, permitted. Well, the waltz
+strikes up, and at a word from that bowing gentleman, himself a
+piece of awful formality, this pale, slow, and graceful automaton
+has risen. Where is she now? She is gone--vanished--transformed.
+She is nowhere to be seen. But in her stead there is a breathless
+girl, with flushed cheeks, ringlets given to the wind, dress flying
+all abroad, spinning round the room, darting diagonally across it,
+whirling fast as her little feet can carry her--faster, faster--for
+it is her more powerful cavalier, who, holding her firmly by the
+waist, sustains and augments her speed.
+
+Perhaps some ingenious mind may discover a profound philosophy in
+all this; perhaps, by retaining this authorised outlet for the mere
+rage of movement, the rest of civilised life is better protected
+against any disturbance of that quietude of deportment which it is
+so essential to maintain.
+
+But if the waltz appeared to Mr Bloomfield like dancing gone mad,
+the quadrille which divided the evening with it, formed a sort of
+compensation by carrying matters to the opposite extreme. A fly in
+a glue-pot moves with about the same alacrity, and apparently the
+same amount of pleasure, as did the dancers this evening in their
+crowded quadrille. As no one, of course, could be permitted to stand
+with his back to royalty, they were arranged, not in squares, but
+in two long files as in a country-dance. The few couples that stood
+near their majesties were allowed a reasonable share of elbow-room,
+and could get through their evolutions with tolerable composure. But
+as the line receded from this point, the dancers stood closer and
+closer together, and at the other extremity of the room it became
+nothing less than a dense crowd; a crowd where people were making
+the most persevering and ingenious efforts to accomplish the most
+spiritless of movements--with a world of pains just crawling in
+and out again. The motions of this _dancing_ crowd viewed from a
+proper elevation, would exactly resemble those slow and mysterious
+evolutions one sees, on close examination, in the brown dust of a
+cheese, in that condition which some people call ripe, and others
+rotten.
+
+As to Miss Bloomfield, she keeps her eyes, for the most part, on the
+king and queen. Having expected to see them rise and join the dance,
+she was somewhat disappointed to find them retain their seats, the
+king chatting to a lady at his right, the queen to a lady on her
+left. Assuredly, if there were any one in that assembly who had
+come there out of charity, it was their Majesties. Or rather, they
+were there in performance of one of the duties of royalty, perhaps
+not the least onerous, that of showing itself in public on certain
+occasions. When they rose, it was to take their leave, which they
+were doubtless very glad to do. Nor, indeed, were those who had
+been most attracted by the advertised presence of their Majesties
+sorry to witness their departure. They would carry many away with
+them--there would be more room for the dance--and the quadrille
+could reassume its legitimate form.
+
+But Mildred--what was she doing or thinking all this time? To her
+the scene was entirely new; for though Mr and Miss Bloomfield
+probably attended county balls in their youth, they had not, for
+some years, so far deviated from the routine of their lives as
+to frequent any such assemblies. Besides, she had to encounter,
+what they certainly had not, the gaze of every eye as she passed,
+and the whispered exclamations of applause. But to have judged
+from her manner--from that delightful composure which always
+distinguished it, as free from insipidity as from trepidation or
+fluster, you would have thought her quite familiar with such scenes
+and such triumphs. Reflection supplied the place of experience.
+You saw that those clear blue eyes, from which she looked out with
+such a calm and keen inquiry, were by no means to be imposed on;
+that they detected at once the true meaning of the scene before
+her. She was solicited to dance, but neither the waltz nor the
+quadrille were at all enticing, and she contented herself with the
+part of spectator. Her chief amusement was derived from the novel
+physiognomies which the room presented; and indeed the assortment,
+comprising, as it did, a sprinkling of many nations--French and
+Belgian, English and German--was sufficiently varied. There were
+even two or three _lions_ of the first magnitude, who (judging from
+the supreme _hauteur_ with which they surveyed the scene) must have
+been imported from the patron capital of Paris. Lions, bearded
+magnificently--no mere luxuriance, or timid overgrowth of hair, but
+the genuine full black glossy beard--faces that might have walked
+out of Titian's canvass. Mildred would have preferred them in the
+canvass; they were much too sublime for the occasion. Then there
+were two or three young English _exquisites_, gliding about with
+that published modesty that proclaimed indifference, which seeks
+notoriety by the very graceful manner in which it seems struggling
+to avoid it. You see a smile upon their lips as they disengage
+themselves from the crowd, as if they rallied themselves for taking
+any share in the bustle or excitement of the scene; but that smile,
+be it understood, is by no means intended to escape detection.
+
+There were a greater number of fat and elderly gentlemen than
+Mildred would have expected, taking part in the dance, or
+circulating about the room with all or more than the vivacity
+of youth. How happy!--how supremely blest!--seems that rotund
+and bald-headed sire, who, standing on the edge of the dais, now
+forsaken by their Majesties, surveys the whole assembly, and invites
+the whole assembly to return the compliment. How beautifully the
+bland sympathy he feels for others mingles with and swells his sense
+of self-importance! How he dominates the whole scene! How fondly
+patronises! And then his smile!--why, his heart is dancing with them
+all; it is beating time to twice two hundred feet. An old friend
+approaches him--he is happy too--would shake him by the hand. The
+hand he gives; but he cannot withdraw his eye from the wide scene
+before him; he cannot possibly call in and limit his sympathies at
+that moment to one friend, however old and dear. And he who solicits
+his hand, he also is looking around him at the same time, courting
+the felicitations of the crowd, who will not fail to observe that he
+too is there, and there amongst friends.
+
+In the female portion of the assembly there was not so much novelty.
+Mildred could only remark that there was a large proportion of
+_brunettes_, and that the glossy black hair was parted on the
+head and smoothed down on either side with singular neatness and
+precision. Two only out of this part of the community attracted her
+particular notice, and they were of the most opposite description.
+Near to her stood a lady who might have been either thirty,
+or forty, or fifty, for all that her sharp and lively features
+betrayed. She wore one of those small round hats, with the feather
+drooping round it, which formed, we believe, a part of the costume
+of Louis XV.; and that which drew the notice of Mildred was the
+strange resemblance she bore, in appearance and manner, to the
+portraitures which some French memoirs had made familiar to her
+imagination. As she watched her in conversation with an officer in
+full regimentals, who stood by her side, her fancy was transported
+to Versailles or St Cloud. What a caustic pleasantry! What a
+malicious vivacity! It was impossible to doubt that the repartees
+which passed between her and her companion were such as to make the
+ears of the absent tingle. There were some reputations suffering
+there as the little anecdote was so trippingly narrated. Her
+physiognomy was redolent of pleasant scandal--
+
+ "Tolerably mild,
+ To make a wash she'd hardly stew a child;"
+
+but to extract a jest, there was no question she would have
+distilled half the reputations in the room.
+
+The other object of Mildred's curiosity, we pause a moment to
+describe, because she will cross our path again in the course of
+this narrative. Amongst all the costly and splendid dresses of her
+sex, there was a young girl in some simple striped stuff, the most
+unsophisticated gown imaginable, falling flat about her, with a
+scanty cape of the same material about her neck--the walking-dress,
+in short, of a school-girl. The only preparation for the ball-room
+consisted of a wreath imitative of daisies, just such a wreath as
+she might have picked up in passing through a Catholic cemetry. And
+the dress quite suited the person. There she stood with eyes and
+mouth wide open, as if she saw equally through both apertures, full
+of irrepressible wonder, and quite confounded with delight. She
+had been asked to dance by some very young gentleman, but as she
+elbowed her way through the quadrille, she was still staring right
+and left with unabated amazement. Mildred smiled to herself as she
+thought that with the exception of that string of white tufts round
+her head, no larger than beads, which was to pass for a wreath, she
+looked for all the world as if some spirit had suddenly snatched her
+up from the pavement of the High Street of Wimborne, and deposited
+her in the ball-room of Brussels. Little did Mildred imagine that,
+that crude little person, absurd, untutored, ridiculous as she was,
+would one day have it in her power to subdue, and torture, and
+triumph over her!
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+Mildred was at this moment checked in her current of observation,
+and reduced to play something more than the part of spectator. Her
+ear caught a voice, heard only once before, but not forgotten; she
+turned, and saw the stranger who had surprised her when, in her
+girlish days, she was sitting in the minster tower. He immediately
+introduced himself by asking her to dance.
+
+"I do not dance," she said, but in a manner which did not seem to
+refuse conversation. The stranger appeared very well satisfied with
+the compromise; and some pleasant allusion to the different nature
+of the scene in which they last met, put them at once upon an easy
+footing.
+
+"You say you _do_ not dance--that is, of course, you _will_ not. I
+shall not believe," he continued, "even if you had just stepped from
+your high tower of wisdom, but that you can do any thing you please
+to do. Pardon so blunt a speech."
+
+"Oh, I _can_, I think," she replied. "My uncle, I believe, would
+have taught me the broad-sword exercise, if any one had suggested
+its utility to him."
+
+And saying this, she turned to her uncle, to give him an
+opportunity, if he pleased, of joining the conversation. It was an
+opportunity which Mr Bloomfield, who had heard a foreign language
+chattered in his ear all the evening, would have gladly taken;
+but the patience of that gentleman had been for some time nearly
+exhausted; he had taken his sister under his arm, and was just going
+to propose to Mildred to leave the room.
+
+The stranger escorted them through the crowd, and saw the ladies
+into their carriage.
+
+"Can we set you down any where?" said Mr Bloomfield, who, though
+impatient to be gone, was disposed to be very cordial towards his
+fellow-countryman. "We are at the _Hotel de l'Europe_."
+
+"And I opposite at the _Hotel de Flandres_--I will willingly accept
+your offer;" and he took the vacant seat in their carriage.
+
+"How do you like Brussels?" was on the lips of both gentlemen at the
+same time.
+
+"Nay," said the younger, "I have been here, I think, the longest;
+the question is mine by right of priority of residence."
+
+Mr Bloomfield was nothing loath to communicate his impression of all
+that he had seen, and especially to dilate upon a grievance which,
+it seemed, had sorely afflicted him.
+
+"As to the town, old and new, and especially the Grande Place, with
+its Hotel de Ville, I have been highly interested by it; but, my
+dear sir, the torture of walking over its horrid pavement! Only
+conceive a quiet old bachelor, slightly addicted to the gout,
+accustomed to take his walk over his well-rolled paths, or on his
+own lawn, (if not too damp,) suddenly put down amongst these cruel
+stones, rough and sharp, and pitched together in mere confusion,
+to pick his way how he can, with the chance of being smashed by
+some cart or carriage, for one is turned out on the same road with
+the horses. I am stoned to death, with this only difference, that
+I fall upon the stones instead of the stones falling upon me. And
+when there is a pavement--_a trottoir_, as they call it--it is often
+so narrow and slanting, and always so slippery, and every now and
+then broken by some step put there purposely, it would seem, to
+overthrow you, that it is better to bear the penance at once of the
+sharp footing in the centre of the street. _Trottoirs_, indeed! I
+should like to see any one trot upon them without breaking his neck!
+A spider or a black beetle, or any other creature that crawls upon
+a multitude of legs, and has not far to fall if he stumbles, is the
+only animal that is safe upon them. I go moaning all the day about
+these jogged pointed stones, that pitch me from one to the other
+with all the malice of little devils; and, would you believe it?
+my niece there only smiles, and tells me to get thick shoes! They
+cannot hurt her; she walks somehow over the tops of them as if they
+were so many balls of Indian rubber, and has no compassion for her
+gouty uncle."
+
+"Oh, my dear uncle"----
+
+"No, none at all; indeed you are not overburdened with that
+sentiment at any time for your fellow-travellers. You bear all the
+afflictions of the road--your own and other people's--very calmly."
+
+"Don't mind him, my dear," said Miss Bloomfield, "he has been
+exclaiming again and again what an excellent traveller you make;
+nothing puts you out."
+
+"That is just what I say--nothing does put her out. In that she is a
+perfect Mephistophiles. You know the scene of confusion on board a
+steamer when it arrives at Antwerp, and is moored in under the quay
+on a hot day, with its full complement of passengers. There you are
+baked by the sun and your own furnaces; stunned by the jabber around
+you, and the abominable roar over your head made by the escape of
+the steam; the deck strewed with baggage, which is then and there to
+be publicly examined--turned over by the revenue officers, who leave
+you to pack up your things in their original compass, if you can.
+Well, in all this scene of confusion, there sat my niece with her
+parasol over her little head, looking quite composedly at the great
+cathedral spires, as if we were not all of us in a sort of infernal
+region there."
+
+"No, uncle, I looked every now and then at our baggage, too,
+and watched that interesting process you have described of its
+examination. And when the worthy officer was going to crush aunt's
+bonnet by putting your dressing-case on the top of it, I rose, and
+arrested him. I had my hand upon his arm. He thought I was going to
+take him prisoner of war, for he was about to put his hand to his
+sword; but a second look at his enemy reassured him."
+
+"Oh, you did squeak when the bonnets were touched," cried the uncle,
+"I am glad of that: it shows that you have some human, at least some
+feminine, feeling in your composition."
+
+"But _àpropos_ of the pavement," said the young stranger, who
+could not join the uncle in this banter on his niece, and was
+therefore glad to get back to some common ground. "I took up, in a
+reading-room, the other day, a little pamphlet on phrenology, by
+_M. Victor Idjiez_, _Fondateur du Musée Phrenologique_ at Brussels.
+It might as well have been entitled, on animal magnetism, for he
+is one of those who set the whole man in motion--mind and body
+both--by electricity. Amongst other things, he has discovered that
+that singular strength which madmen often display in their fits,
+is merely a galvanic power which they draw (owing, I suppose, to
+the peculiar state of their nerves,) from the common reservoir the
+earth, and which, consequently, forsakes them when they are properly
+isolated. In confirmation of this theory, he gives a singular _fact_
+from a Brussels journal, showing that _asphalte pavement_ will
+isolate the individual. A madman had contrived to make his escape
+from confinement, having first thrown all the furniture of his room
+out of the window, and knocked down and trampled upon his keeper.
+Off he ran, and no one would venture to stop him. A corporal and
+four soldiers were brought up to the attack: he made nothing of
+them; after having beaten the four musketeers, he took the corporal
+by the leg and again ran off, dragging him after upon the ground.
+A crowd of work-people emerging from a factory met him in full
+career with the corporal behind him, and undertook his capture. All
+who approached him were immediately thrown down--scattered over
+the plain. But his triumph was suddenly checked; he lighted upon
+a piece of asphalte pavement. The moment he put his foot upon it,
+his strength deserted him, and he was seized and taken prisoner.
+The instant, however, he stepped off the pavement, his strength
+revived, and he threw his assailants from him with the same ease as
+before. And thus it continued: whenever he got off the pavement, his
+strength was restored to him; the moment he touched it, he was again
+captured with facility. The asphalte had completely isolated him."
+
+"Ha! ha!" cried Mr Bloomfield; "the fellow, after all, was not
+quite so mad as not to know what he was about. A Brussels pavement,
+asphalte or not, is no place for a wrestling match. Isolated,
+indeed! Oh, doubtless, it would isolate you most completely--at
+least the soles of your feet--from all communication with the earth.
+But does Mr--what do you call him?--proceed to theorise upon such
+_facts_ as these?"
+
+"You shall have another of them. Speaking of animal magnetism or
+electricity, he says--'There are certain patients the iron nails
+of whose shoes will fly out if they are laid in a direction due
+north.'"[41]
+
+ [41] "Il existe des malades dont les clous jai'lissent des
+ chaussures quand ils sont étendus dans la direction du nord."
+
+"But you are quoting from Baron Munchausen."
+
+"Not precisely."
+
+Miss Bloomfield, who had been watching her opportunity, here brought
+in her contribution. "Pray, sir, do you believe the story they tell
+of the architect of the Hotel de Ville--that he destroyed himself
+on finding, after he had built it, that the tower was not in the
+centre?"
+
+"That the architect should not discover that till the building was
+finished, is indeed _too good a story to be true_."
+
+"But, then, why make the man kill himself? Something must have
+happened; something must be true."
+
+"Why, madam, there was, no doubt, a committee of taste in those days
+as in ours. They destroyed the plan of the architect by cutting
+short one of his wings, or prolonging the other; and he, out of
+vexation, destroyed himself. This is the only explanation that
+occurs to me. A committee of taste is always, in one sense at least,
+the death of the artist."
+
+"Yes, yes," said Mildred; "the artist can be no longer said to
+exist, if he is not allowed, in his own sphere, to be supreme."
+
+This brought them to the door of the hotel. They separated.
+
+The next morning, on returning from their walk, the ladies found
+a card upon their table which simply bore the name of "Alfred
+Winston." The gentleman who called with it, the waiter said, had
+left word that he regretted he was about to quit Brussels, that
+evening, for Paris.
+
+Mildred read the name several times--Alfred Winston. And this was
+all she knew of him--the name upon this little card!
+
+There were amongst the trio several discussions as to who or what
+Mr Alfred Winston might be. Miss Bloomfield pronounced him to be
+an artist, from his caustic observations on committees of taste,
+and their meddling propensities. Mr Bloomfield, on the contrary,
+surmised he was a literary man; for who but such a one would
+think of occupying himself in a reading-room with a pamphlet on
+phrenology, instead of the newspapers? And all ended in "wondering
+if they should fall upon him again?"
+
+
+
+
+THE LAW AND ITS PUNISHMENTS.
+
+
+It is no uncommon boast in the mouth of Englishmen, that the system
+of jurisprudence under which they have the happiness to live, is
+the most perfect the world has ever seen. Having its foundation in
+those cabalistic words, "Nullus liber homo," &c., engraved with
+an iron pen upon the tablets of the constitution by the barons of
+King John, the criminal law, in their estimation, has been steadily
+improved by the wisdom of successive ages, until, in the present
+day, it has reached a degree of excellence which it were rashness to
+suppose can by any human sagacity be surpassed. Under its protecting
+influence, society reposes in security; under its just, but merciful
+administration, the accused finds every facility for establishing
+his innocence, and is allowed the benefit of every doubt that
+ingenuity can suggest to rebut the probability of guilt; before
+its sacred tribunals, the weak and the powerful, the poor and the
+rich, stand in complete equality; under its impartial sentence, all
+who merit punishment are alike condemned, without respect of any
+antecedents of rank, wealth, or station. In such a system, no change
+can take place without injury, for it is (not to speak irreverently)
+a system of perfection.
+
+This is the dream of many--for we must characterise it rather as a
+dream than a deliberate conviction. Reason, we fear, has but little
+to do with the opinions of those who hold that English jurisprudence
+has no need of reform.
+
+The praises which are so lavishly bestowed upon our criminal law may
+be, to a great extent, just; but it is to be doubted whether they
+are altogether judicious. It is true, that in no other system of
+jurisprudence throughout the civilised world, or among the nations
+of antiquity, has there existed, or is there so tender a regard for
+the rights of the accused. In Germany, the wretch who falls under
+suspicion of the law is subjected to a tedious and inquisitorial
+examination, with a view to elicit from his own lips the proof, and
+even the confession of guilt. This mental torture, not to speak
+of the imprisonment of the body, may be protracted for years, and
+even for life. In France, the facts connected with an offence are
+published by authority, and circulated throughout the country,
+to be greedily devoured by innumerable lovers of unwholesome
+excitement; and not the simple facts alone, but a thousand
+incidental circumstances connected with the transaction, together
+with the birth, parentage, and education, and all the previous
+life of the supposed offender, making in the whole a romance of
+considerable interest, and possessing an attraction beyond the
+ordinary tales which fill the _feuilleton_ of a newspaper. In
+England, the position of the accused is widely different. We avoid
+the errors and the tyranny of our neighbours; but have we not fallen
+into the opposite extreme? Our magistrates scrupulously caution
+prisoners not to say any thing that may criminate themselves. Every
+thing that authority can effect by means of advice, which, under
+the circumstances, is equivalent to command, is carefully brought
+forward to prevent a confession. And if, in spite of checks,
+warnings, and commands, the accused, overcome by the pangs of
+conscience, and urged by an irresistible impulse to disburden his
+soul of guilt, should perchance confess, the testimony is sometimes
+rejected upon some technical point of law, which would seem to have
+been established for the express purpose of defeating the ends
+of justice. Indeed, the technicalities which surround our legal
+tribunals have been, until very lately, and are still, in too many
+instances, most strangely favourable to the escape of criminals.
+The idlest quibbles, most offensive to common sense, and utterly
+disgraceful in a court of criminal investigation, have at various
+times been allowed as valid pleas in defence of the most palpable
+crimes. Many a thief has escaped, on the ground of some slight and
+immaterial misdescription of the stolen article, such as a horse
+instead of a mare, a cow instead of an ox, a sheep for a ewe, and
+so on. True, these absurdities exist no longer; but others still
+remain, less ridiculous perhaps, but not less obstructive of the
+course of justice, and quite as pernicious in their example. Great
+and beneficial changes have been effected in the criminal code, and
+too much praise cannot be bestowed upon Sir Robert Peel for his
+exertions in this behalf. To her Majesty's commissioners, also,
+some thanks are due for the labour they have expended with a view
+to the consolidation and subsequent codification of the various
+statutes. Their labours, however, have not hitherto been very
+largely productive. The excellent object of simplifying our criminal
+laws still remains to be accomplished, and so long as it does so, so
+long will it be obnoxious to the censures which are not unsparingly
+heaped upon it.
+
+But if our jurisprudence be in one respect too favourable to the
+criminal, in another, as it appears to us, the balance is more than
+restored to its equilibrium. If, in the process of investigation,
+justice leans too much to the side of mercy, the inquiry once over,
+she quickly repents of her excessive leniency, and is careful to
+justify her ways by a rigorous severity. The accused, if he is not
+lucky enough to avail himself of the thousand avenues of escape that
+are open during the progress of his trial, must abandon all hope of
+further consideration, and look to undergo a punishment, of which
+the full extent cannot be estimated by any human sagacity. Once
+condemned, he ceases to be an object of care or solicitude, except
+so far as these are necessary to preserve his life and restrain
+his liberty. Through crime he has forfeited all claim upon the
+fostering care of the state. He is an alien and an outcast, and has
+no pretence for expecting any thing but misery.
+
+Surely there is something vindictive in all this--something not
+quite consistent with the calm and unimpassioned administration of
+justice. The first impressions of any man of ordinary humanity must
+be very much against a system which fosters and encourages such a
+state of things. We believe that those first impressions would be
+confirmed by inquiry; and it is our purpose in the present article
+briefly to state the reasons for our belief.
+
+The treatment of criminals under sentence of imprisonment must now
+be well known to the public. Repeated discussion and innumerable
+writings have rendered it familiar to every body. A man is condemned
+to undergo, let us say, three years' incarceration in a jail. A
+portion of the time is to be spent in hard labour. He commences
+his imprisonment with no other earthly object than to get through
+it with the least possible amount of suffering. Employment, which
+might, under better circumstances, be a pleasant resource, is
+distasteful to him because it is compulsory, and because it is
+productive of no benefit to himself. The hours that are unemployed
+are passed in company with others as bad as, or worse than,
+himself. They amuse themselves by recounting the history of their
+lives, their hairbreadth escapes, their successful villanies. Each
+profits by the experience of the whole number, and stores it in
+his memory for future guidance. Every good impulse is checked, and
+every better feeling stifled in the birth. There is no room in a
+jail for the growth of virtue; the atmosphere is not congenial to
+its development. The prisoner, however well disposed, cannot choose
+but listen to the debasing talk of those with whom he is compelled
+to associate. Should he resist the wicked influence for a while, he
+can hardly do so long. The poison will work. By little and little
+it insinuates itself into the mind, and vitiates all the springs of
+good. In the end, he yields to the irresistible force of continued
+bad example, and becomes as bad as the worst.
+
+But let us believe, for an instant, that one prisoner has resisted
+the ill effects of wicked association--let us suppose him to have
+escaped the contamination of a jail, to have received no moral hurt
+from bad example, to be untainted by the corrupting atmosphere of
+congregated vice--in short, to return into the world at the end
+of his imprisonment a better man than he was at its commencement.
+Let us suppose all this, although the supposition, it must be
+confessed, is unsupported by experience, and directly in the teeth
+of probability. He sallies forth from his prison, full of good
+resolutions, and determined to win the character of an honest man.
+Perhaps he has a small sum of money, which helps him to reach a part
+of the country most distant from the scene of his disgrace. He seeks
+for work, and is fortunate enough to obtain it. For a short time,
+all goes well with him. He is industrious and sober, and gains the
+good-will of his employer. He is confirmed in his good intentions,
+and fancies that his hopes of regaining his position in society are
+about to be realised. Vain hopes! Rumour is busy with his name.
+His fellow-labourers begin to look coldly on him. The master does
+not long remain in ignorance. The discharged convict is taxed with
+his former degradation, and made to suffer again the consequences
+of a crime he has well and fully expiated. His brief hour of
+prosperity is over. He is cast forth again upon the world, denied
+the means of gaining an honest livelihood, with nothing before him
+but starvation or a jail. What wonder should he choose the latter!
+Goaded by despair, or stimulated by hunger, he yields to the first
+temptation, and commits a crime which places him again within prison
+walls. It is his second conviction. He is a marked man. He were more
+than mortal if he escaped the deteriorating effects of repeated
+association with the hardened and the vicious. His future career
+is certain. He falls from bad to worse, and ends his life upon the
+scaffold.
+
+We have imagined, for the sake of argument, a case which, in one of
+its features, is unfortunately of very rare occurrence. Criminals
+seldom, perhaps never, leave a jail with the slightest inclination
+to a course of honesty. Their downward progress, when they have
+once been exposed to the contamination of a prison life, may be
+calculated almost with certainty. No sooner is the term of their
+imprisonment expired, than they step forth into the world, eager to
+recommence the old career of systematic villany. Good intentions,
+and the desire of doing well, are almost always strangers to their
+breasts. But should they, perchance, be alive to better things, and
+be moved by wholesome impulses, what an awful responsibility rests
+upon those who, by individual acts, or by a pernicious system, check
+and render abortive the efforts of a dawning virtue! In the case
+we have supposed, there is doubtless much that must be laid to the
+score of human nature. Men will not easily be persuaded, that he who
+has once made a grievous lapse from the path of honesty, will not
+be ever prone to repeat the offence. None but the truly charitable
+(an infinitesimal portion of every community) will expose themselves
+to the risk of employing a discharged convict. But whilst this much
+evil is justly attributed to the selfish cruelty of society, a much
+larger share of blame attaches to the system which affords too
+plausible a pretext for such uncharitable conduct. It is not merely
+because a man has offended against the laws, and been guilty of
+what, in legal parlance, may be a simple misdemeanour, that he is
+regarded with suspicion and treated with ignominy; but much more,
+because he has been confined in a jail, and exposed to all the
+pernicious influences which are known to be rife within its walls.
+It is deemed a thing incredible, that a man can issue from a hot-bed
+of corruption, and not be himself corrupt. To have undergone a term
+of imprisonment, is very generally thought to be equivalent to
+taking a degree in infamy. On the system, therefore, rests much of
+the blame which would otherwise attach to the world's cold charity;
+to its account must be charged every subject who might have been
+saved, and who, through despair, is lost to the service of the state.
+
+The evils we have described are patent and notorious; the only
+question, therefore, that arises is, whether they are inevitable and
+inherent in the nature of things, or whether they may be avoided
+by greater care and an improved system. Before entering upon this
+question, it may be well to notice briefly the various opinions
+that are entertained concerning the proper end and aim of criminal
+punishment. We take for granted, that in every community, under
+whatever political constitution it may exist and be associated,
+the sole object of criminal _law_ is the peace and security of
+society. With regard to the means by which this object may be best
+attained, or, in other words, with regard to the whole system of
+jurisprudence, from a preventive police down to the discipline
+of jails and the machinery of the scaffold, a great diversity
+of sentiment must naturally be expected. The pure theorist and
+the subtle disciple of Paley, maintain that the proper, nay, the
+sole object of punishment should be the prevention of crime. The
+philanthropic enthusiast, and the man of strict religious feeling,
+reject all other motives save only that of reforming the criminal.
+The dispassionate inquirer, the practical man, and he who has
+learned his lessons in the school of experience, take a middle
+course, though inclining a little to the theory of Paley. They
+hold that, whilst the amount, and to some extent the quality, of
+punishment should be settled and defined chiefly with a view to
+prevent the increase of crime by the deterring effect of fear,
+yet the details ought, if possible, to be so managed as in the
+end to bring about the reformation of the prisoner. We have no
+hesitation in avowing, that this last opinion is our own. There is
+an argument in its favour, which the most rigid disciple of the
+pure "prevention" theory must recognise immediately as one of his
+own most valued weapons. The "peace and security of society" are
+his watchwords. They are ours also. But whilst, in his opinion, the
+only way to produce the desired result is by a system of terrorism,
+such as will deter from the perpetration of crime, we believe that
+a careful solicitude concerning the moral conduct of the criminal
+during his imprisonment, and an anxious endeavour to instruct and
+improve his mind, by enforcing good habits, and taking away bad
+example, would be found equally powerful in their operation upon
+the well-being of society. For although it is a lamentable fact,
+that the number of our criminals is always being kept up to its full
+complement, by the addition of juvenile offenders, so that it would
+be vain to indulge a hope, without cutting off the feeding-springs,
+of materially diminishing our criminal population; yet it is equally
+true that the most desperate and dangerous offenders are they who
+have served their apprenticeship in jails, and there accomplished
+themselves in all the various devices of ingenious wickedness. It
+is these who give the deepest shade to the calendar of crime, and
+work incalculable mischief both in and out of prison, by instructing
+the tyros in all the most subtle varieties of villany. To reform
+such men may seem an arduous, perhaps an impossible task; but it is
+far less arduous, and certainly not impossible, to prevent their
+becoming the hardened ruffians which we have, without exaggeration,
+described them.
+
+The truth must be told. The system of secondary punishments (as
+they are called, though why we know not) is radically wrong. There
+is something radically wrong in the discipline and regulations of
+our jails. The details of imprisonment are faulty and imperfect.
+Surely this is proved, when it is shown that men are invariably
+rendered worse, instead of better, by confinement in a jail. Even
+though it be admitted, for the sake of argument, that the state lies
+under no obligation to attempt the reformation of its criminals, the
+admission serves no whit to support a system under which criminals
+are confirmed and hardened in their vicious courses. The state may
+refuse to succour, but it has no right to injure. This, as it seems
+to us, is the strong point against our present system. It does not
+so much punish the body as injure the mind of the criminal; and, in
+so doing, it eventually endangers rather than secures the peace of
+society.
+
+Many remedies have been proposed, but all, with an exception that
+will presently be mentioned, are rather palliative than corrective.
+Solitary confinement, for instance, is an undoubted cure for
+the diseases engendered by bad example and evil communications;
+but it breeds a host of other diseases, peculiar to itself, and
+in many cases worse than those it cures. Not to speak of the
+indulgence which so much idleness allows for vicious thoughts and
+recollections, the chief objection to solitary confinement is,
+that, if continued for any length of time, it unfits a man wholly
+for subsequent intercourse with the world. He leaves his prison
+with a mind prostrated to imbecility, and a body reduced to utter
+helplessness; yet he retains, perhaps, the cunning of the idiot, and
+just sufficient use of his limbs to serve him for a bad purpose. On
+these painful considerations, however, it is unnecessary to dwell
+at length. Solitary confinement, without occupation and without
+intervals of society, was an experiment upon the human animal. It
+has been tried in this country and elsewhere, and has signally
+failed. At this moment, we believe, it has few or no supporters.
+
+The plan which has most largely and most deservedly attracted public
+attention, is that of Captain Maconochie, known by the name of the
+"Mark System." Captain Maconochie was superintendent of the penal
+establishment at Norfolk Island, where he had constantly about
+2000 prisoners under his command. This office he held for eight
+years, and had, consequently, the most favourable opportunity of
+observing the practical working of the old system. Finding it to
+be defective, and injurious in every particular, he tried, with
+certain unavoidable modifications, a plan of his own, which, as
+he asserts, succeeded beyond his expectation. Having thus proved
+its practicability in Norfolk Island, and satisfied himself of its
+advantages, he wishes now to introduce it into England; and, with
+a view of obtaining a favourable hearing and efficient support, he
+has procured it to be referred to a committee of the "Society for
+Promoting the Amendment of the Law." The committee have reported in
+its favour; and their report, which is said to have been drawn up by
+the learned Recorder of Birmingham, contains so concise and clear
+a statement of the Captain's plan, that we take leave to extract a
+portion of it:--
+
+"Captain Maconochie's plan," says Mr M. D. Hill, "had its origin in
+his experience of the evil tendency of sentences for a time certain,
+and of fixed gratuitous jail rations of food. These he practically
+found opposed to the reformation of the criminal. A man under a
+time-sentence looks exclusively to the means of beguiling that
+time. He is thereby led to evade labour, and to seek opportunities
+of personal gratification, obtained, in extreme cases, even in
+ways most horrible. His powers of deception are sharpened for the
+purpose; and even, when unable to offend in act, he seeks in fancy
+a gratification, by gloating over impure images. At the best,
+his life stagnates, no proper object of pursuit being presented
+to his thoughts. And the allotment of fixed gratuitous rations,
+irrespective of conduct or exertion, further aggravates the evil,
+by removing even the minor stimulus to action, furnished by the
+necessity of procuring food, and by thus directly fostering those
+habits of improvidence which, perhaps even more than determined
+vice, lead to crime.
+
+"In lieu of sentences to imprisonment or transportation, measured
+thus by months or years, Captain Maconochie recommends sentences
+to an amount of labour, measured by a given number of marks, to be
+placed to the debit of the convict, in books to be kept for the
+purpose. This debit to be from time to time increased by charges
+made in the same currency, for all supplies of food and clothing,
+and by any fines that may be imposed for misconduct. The duration
+of his sentence will thus be made to depend on three circumstances.
+_First_, The gravity of the original offence, or the estimate made
+by the judge of the amount of discipline which the criminal ought
+to undergo before he is restored to liberty. This regulates the
+amount of the original debit. _Second_, The zeal, industry, and
+effectiveness of his labour in the works allotted to him, which
+furnish him with the means of payment, or of adding from time to
+time to the credit side of his account. And, _Third_, His conduct
+in confinement. If well conducted, he will avoid fines; and if
+economical in food, and such other gratifications as he is permitted
+to purchase with his marks, he will keep down the amount of his
+debits.
+
+"By these means, Captain Maconochie contends, that a term of
+imprisonment may be brought to bear a close resemblance to adversity
+in ordinary life, which, being deeply felt, is carefully shunned;
+but which, nevertheless, when encountered in a manful spirit,
+improves and elevates the character. All the objects of punishment
+will be thus attained. There will be continued destitution, unless
+relief is sought by exertion, and hence there will be labour and
+suffering; but, with exertion, there will be not only the hope, but
+the certainty of recovery--whence there will be improvement in good
+habits, and right thinking. And the motives put into operation to
+produce effort and economy, being also of the same character with
+those in ordinary life, will advantageously prepare the prisoner for
+their wholesome action on him after his discharge.
+
+"The only other very distinctive feature in Captain Maconochie's
+system is, his proposal that, after the prisoner has passed through
+a term of probation, to be measured not by lapse of time, but by
+his conduct as indicated by the state of his account, he shall be
+advanced from separate confinement into a social state. For this
+purpose, he shall become a member of a small class of six or eight,
+these classes being capable of being separated from each other, just
+as individuals are separated from individuals during the earlier
+stage, the members of each class to have a common interest, the
+marks earned or lost by each to count to the gain or loss of his
+party, not of himself exclusively. By this means, Captain Maconochie
+thinks prisoners will be rescued from the simply gregarious state
+of existence, which is, in truth, a selfish one, now incident
+to imprisonment in those jails to which the separate system is
+not applied, and will be raised into a social existence. Captain
+Maconochie is convinced, by experience, that much good feeling will
+be elicited among them in consequence of this change. Indolence and
+vice, which either prevent the prisoner from earning, or compel him
+to forfeit his marks, will become unpopular in the community; and
+industry and good conduct, as enabling him to acquire and preserve
+them, will, on the contrary, obtain for him its approbation. On much
+experience, he asserts that no portion of his _modus operandi_ is
+more effective than this, by which, even in the depraved community
+of Norfolk Island, he succeeded, in a wonderfully short time, in
+giving an upward direction to the public opinion of the class of
+prisoners themselves."
+
+This brief outline of the Mark System undoubtedly presents to view
+one of the boldest projects of reform that ever proceeded from a
+private individual. It seeks to root up and utterly annihilate the
+whole system of secondary punishments, and necessarily involves
+a radical change in the criminal law. To a plan of so sweeping
+a character, a thousand objections will of course be made. Some
+will deny the necessity of so fundamental a change. Many will be
+startled by the magnitude of the innovation alone, and refuse at
+the very outset to accept a proposition which, whatever be its
+intrinsic merits, presents itself to their imagination surrounded
+with incalculable perils. Others will shake their heads, and doubt
+the possibility of working out a problem, which, from the beginning
+of time, has baffled the ingenuity of man. A few there may be, who
+will regard the new system with a favourable eye, albeit on no other
+ground than because it offers a prospect of escape from evils which
+exist, and are increasing, and which can hardly be exchanged for
+worse. For want of better companions, we shall take our position in
+the last-mentioned class; confessing that there is much in Captain
+Maconochie's system which seems at present Utopian, and savours too
+strongly of an enthusiasm which can see none but its own colours,
+but deeply impressed, at the same time, with the plausibility of his
+general theory. It is vain to hope that the unaided efforts of the
+chaplain will ever reform the inmates of a jail. No man was ever
+yet preached into good habits, except by a miracle. It is vain to
+hope that a discipline (if such it can be called) which enforces
+sometimes idleness, and sometimes useless labour, providing at the
+same time for all the wants of the body, with an abundance never
+enjoyed beyond the prison walls, will ever make men industrious,
+or frugal, or any thing else than dissolute and idle. In short, it
+is vain to hope, in the present state of things, that the criminal
+population of these kingdoms will ever be diminished, or even
+checked in its steady tendency to increase. If, then, all these
+hopes, which are exactly such as a philanthropist may reasonably
+indulge, be vain and futile, no man would be open to a charge of
+folly, should he embrace any, even the wildest proposition that
+holds out the prospect of improvement.
+
+Captain Maconochie's system may be divided into two distinct
+and very different parts; namely, the general principles and
+the details. Concerning the latter, we are unwilling to hazard
+an opinion, deeming them peculiarly a matter of experiment, and
+incapable of proof or refutation by any other test than experience.
+But principles are universal, and, if true, may always be supported
+by argument, and strengthened by discussion; those of the Mark
+System, we think, will bear the application of both. No one
+possessed of the smallest experience of the human mind, will deny
+that it is utterly impossible to inculcate and fix good habits
+by a process which is continually distasteful to the patient.
+With regard to labour, which is compulsory and unproductive, the
+labourer, so far from becoming habituated to it, loathes it the more
+the longer he is obliged to continue it. Such labour, moreover,
+has no good effect upon the mind; it produces nothing but disgust
+and discontent. A similar result is produced upon the body under
+similar circumstances. Exercise is only beneficial when taken with
+a good will, and enjoyed with a zest: a man who should walk but
+two or three miles, grumbling all the way, would be as tired at
+the end as though he had walked twenty in a more contented mood.
+What, then, will some one say, are prisoners not to be punished
+at all? Is every thing to be made easy to them, and ingenuity
+taxed for devices to render their sentences agreeable, and to take
+the sting from imprisonment? The answer is ready. The law is not
+vindictive, and does not pretend to inflict suffering beyond what is
+necessary for the security of society. The thief and the homicide
+cannot be allowed to go at large. They must either be sent out of
+the country, or shut up within it. By some means or other, they
+must be deprived of the power of inflicting further injury upon
+their fellow-creatures. But how long are they to be cut off from
+the world? For a time fixed and irrevocable, and irrespective of
+subsequent good conduct, or reformation of character, or any other
+consideration than only the magnitude of the original offence?
+Surely neither reason nor humanity can approve such a doctrine;
+for does it not, in fact, involve the very principle which our
+law repudiates, namely, the principle that its punishments are
+vindictive? If a man who steals a horse, and is condemned to three
+years' imprisonment, be compelled to undergo the whole sentence,
+without reference to his conduct under confinement, this surely is
+vengeance, and not, what it assumes to be, a punishment proportioned
+to the necessity of the case. It is, no doubt, proper that a
+criminal should be condemned to suffer some loss of liberty, more
+or less, according to the nature of his delinquency, and a minimum
+should always be fixed; but it seems equally proper, and consistent
+with acknowledged principles, that a power should reside somewhere
+of diminishing the maximum, and where more advantageously than in
+the criminal himself? If the motives which govern the world at
+large, and operate upon men in ordinary life, to make them frugal
+and industrious, and to keep them honest, can be brought to bear
+upon the isolated community of a jail, why should they not? The
+object is humane; not injurious, but, on the contrary, highly
+beneficial to society; and not opposed to any established rule
+of law or general policy. We can conceive no possible argument
+against it, save that which we have already noticed, and, we trust,
+satisfactorily.
+
+It is worthy of notice, as being calculated to satisfy the scruples
+of those who may be alarmed at the introduction of what they imagine
+a novel principle into our criminal jurisprudence, that this, the
+main feature of the Mark System, is not new. It is sanctioned by
+long usage in our penal settlements. In the Australian colonies, a
+man under sentence of transportation for years or for life may, by
+his own conduct, both shorten the duration and mitigate the severity
+of his punishment. By industry, by a peaceable demeanour, by the
+exercise of skill and ingenuity acquired in better times, he may
+obtain advantages which are not accorded to others. By a steady
+continuance in such behaviour, he may acquire the privilege of
+working for himself, and enjoying the produce of his labour. In the
+end, he may even be rewarded by a free pardon. If all these things
+may be done in Australia, why not also in England? Surely there is
+more to be said on behalf of convicts sentenced to imprisonment than
+for those sentenced to transportation. If our sympathy, or, to speak
+more correctly, our mercy, is to be inversely to the enormity of the
+offence, then the English prisoner is most entitled to our regard.
+It is possible that the transportation system may be wrong, but, at
+least, let us be consistent.
+
+It is not necessary that Captain Maconochie's plan should be adopted
+_in extenso_, to the immediate and active subversion of the ancient
+system. We may feel our way. There is no reason why a single prison
+should not be set apart, or, if necessary, specially constructed,
+for the purpose of applying the test of practice to the new theory.
+A short act might be passed, empowering the judges to inflict labour
+instead of time-sentences--of course, within a certain limit as
+to number. Captain Maconochie himself might be entrusted with the
+superintendence of the experiment, in order to avoid the possibility
+of a suspicion that it had not received a fair trial. If, with
+every reasonable advantage, the scheme should eventually prove
+impracticable, then, of course, it will sink into oblivion, and be
+consigned to the limbo of impossible theories. The country will
+have sustained no loss, save the insignificant expense of the model
+machinery.
+
+Considering the whole subject--its importance, its difficulty, the
+novelty of the proposed amendments, and their magnitude--we are
+disposed to agree with the learned Recorder of Birmingham, that
+"the plan is highly deserving of notice." Objections, of course,
+might be made in abundance, over and above those we have thought
+proper to notice. These, however, may be all reduced to one, namely,
+that the scheme is impracticable. That it may prove so, we do not
+deny; nor could any one, with a grain of prudence, venture to deny
+it, seeing how many promising projects are daily failing, not
+through their own intrinsic defects, but through miscalculation
+of opposing forces. The test of the Mark System, we repeat, must
+be experience. All that we seek to establish in its favour is the
+soundness of its principles. Of these we do not hesitate to avow a
+perfect approval; and, in doing so, we do not fear being classed
+among the disciples of the new school of pseudo-philanthropy, whose
+academy is Exeter Hall, and whose teachers are such men as Lord
+Nugent and Mr Fox. It is quite possible to feel compassion for the
+guilty, and a solicitude for their temporal as well as eternal
+welfare, without elevating them into the dignity of martyrs, and
+fixing one's attention upon them, to the neglect of their more
+honest and less protected neighbours. It is no uncommon thing to
+hear comparisons drawn between the conditions of the prisoner and
+the pauper--between the abundant nourishing food of the former,
+and the scanty meagre rations of the latter! There is no doubt that
+better fare is provided in a jail than in a workhouse. Good reasons,
+perhaps, may be given for the distinction, but in appearance it is
+horribly unjust. No system which proposed to encourage it would ever
+receive our approbation. The Mark System is adverse to the pampering
+of criminals. It seeks to enforce temperance and frugality, both
+by positive rewards, and by punishing gluttony and indulgence.
+Its object is the improvement, not of the physical, but the moral
+condition of the prisoner. His mind, not his body, is its especial
+care--a prudent, humane, we will even say, a pious care! Visionary
+it may be, though we think not--absurd it can never be, except in
+the eyes of those to whom the well-being of their fellow-creatures
+is matter of indifference, and who, too frivolous to reflect, or too
+shallow to penetrate the depths of things, seek to disguise their
+ignorance and folly under cover of ridicule. To such we make no
+appeal. But to the many really humane and sensible persons who are
+alive to the importance of the subject, we recommend a deliberate
+examination of the Mark System.
+
+ M.
+
+
+
+
+LAYS AND LEGENDS OF THE THAMES.
+
+
+Never was there such a summer on this side of the Tropics. How is
+it possible to exist, with the thermometer up to boiling point!
+London a vast caldron--the few people left in its habitable parts
+strongly resembling stewed fish--the aristocratic portion of the
+world flying in all directions, though there are three horticultural
+fetes to come--the attachés to all the foreign embassies sending in
+their resignations, rather than be roasted alive--the ambassadors
+all on leave, in the direction of the North Pole--the new governor
+of Canada congratulated, for the first time in national history,
+on his banishment to a land where he has nine months winter;--and
+a contract just entered into with the Wenham Lake Company for ten
+thousand tons of ice, to rescue the metropolis from a general
+conflagration.
+
+--Went to dine with the new East India Director, in his Putney
+paradise. Sir Charles gives dinners worthy of the Mogul, and
+he wants nothing of the pomps and pleasures of the East but a
+harem. But, in the mean time, he gathers round him a sort of
+human menagerie; and every race of man, from the Hottentot to the
+Highlander, is to be found feeding in his Louis Quatorze saloons.
+
+This certainly variegates the scene considerably, and relieves us
+of the intolerable topics, of Parliament, taxes, the last attempt
+on Louis Philippe, the last adventure of Queen Christina, or the
+last good thing of the last great bore of Belgrave Square; with
+the other desperate expedients to avoid the inevitable yawn. We
+had an Esquimaux chief, who, however, dwelt too long on the luxury
+of porpoise steaks; a little plump Mandarin, who indulged us with
+the tricks of the tea trade; the sheik Ben Hassan Ben Ali, who had
+narrowly escaped hanging by the hands of the French; and a New
+Zealand chief, strongly suspected of habits inconsistent with the
+European _cuisine_, yet who restricted himself on this occasion to
+every thing at the table.
+
+At length, in a pause of the conversation, somebody asked where
+somebody else was going, for the dog-days. The question engaged us
+all. But, on comparing notes, every Englishman of the party had been
+everywhere already--Cairo, Constantinople, Calcutta, Cape Horn.
+There was not a corner of the world, where they had not drunk tea,
+smoked cigars, and anathematised the country, the climate, and the
+constitution. Every thing was _usé_--every soul was _blasé_. There
+was no hope of novelty, except by an Artesian perforation to the
+centre, or a voyage to the moon.
+
+At last a curious old personage, with a nondescript visage, and who
+might, from the jargon of his tongue and the mystery of his costume,
+have been a lineal descendant of the Wandering Jew, asked, had any
+one at table seen the Thames?
+
+The question struck us all at once. It was a grand discovery; it
+was a flash of light; it was the birth of a new idea; it was an
+influx of brilliant inquiry. It was ascertained, that though we had
+all steamed up and down the Thames times without number, not one of
+us had seen the river. Some had always steamed it in their sleep;
+some had plunged at once into the cabin, to avoid the passengers on
+deck; some had escaped the vision by the clouds of a cigar; some by
+a French novel and an English dinner. But not one could recollect
+any thing more of it than it flowed through banks more or less
+miry; that it was, to the best of their recollection, something
+larger than the Regent's Canal; and some thought that they had seen
+occasional masts and smoke flying by them.
+
+My mind was made up on the spot. Novelty is my original passion--the
+spring of all my virtues and vices--the stimulant of all my desires,
+disasters, and distinctions. In short, I determined to see the
+Thames.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Rose at daybreak--the sky blue, the wind fragrant, Putney throwing
+up its first faint smokes; the villa all asleep. Leaving a billet
+for Sir Charles, I ordered my cab, and set off for the Thames. "How
+little," says Jonathan Swift, "does one-half of the world know what
+the other is doing." I had left Putney the abode of silence, a
+solitary policeman standing here and there, like the stork which our
+modern painters regularly put into the corner of their landscapes to
+express the sublime of solitude--no slipshod housemaid peeping from
+her window; no sight or sound of life to be seen through the rows of
+the flower-pots, or the lattices of the suburb gardens.
+
+But, once in London, what a contrast. From the foot of London
+bridge what a rush of life; what an incursion of cabs; what a
+rattle of waggons; what a surge of population; what a chaos of
+clamour; what volcanic volumes of everlasting smoke rolling up
+against the unhappy face of the Adelaide hotel; what rushing of
+porters, and trundling of trunks; what cries of every species,
+utterable by that extraordinary machine the throat of man; what
+solicitations to trust myself, for instant conveyance to the
+remotest shore of the terraqueous globe!--"For Calais, sir? Boat
+off in half-an-hour."--"For Constantinople? in a quarter."--"For
+Alexandria? in five minutes."--"For the Cape? bell just going to
+ring." In this confusion of tongues it was a thousand to one that I
+had not jumped into the boat for the Niger, and before I recovered
+my senses, been far on my way to Timbuctoo.
+
+In a feeling little short of desperation, or of that perplexity
+in which one labours to decypher the possible purport of a maiden
+speech, I flung myself into the first steamer which I could reach,
+and, to my genuine self-congratulation, found that I was under no
+compulsion to be carried beyond the mouth of the Thames.
+
+I had now leisure to look round me. The bell had not yet chimed:
+passengers were dropping in. Carriages were still rolling down
+to the landing-place, laden with mothers and daughters, lapdogs
+and bandboxes, innumerable. The surrounding scenery came, as the
+describers say, "in all its power on my eyes."--St Magnus, built by
+Sir Christopher Wren, as dingy and massive as if it had been built
+by Roderic the Goth; St Olave's, rising from its ruins, as fresh as
+a fairy palace of gingerbread; the Shades, where men drink wine, as
+Bacchus did, from the bunghole; the Bridge of Bridges, clambered
+over and crowded with spectators as thick as hiving bees!
+
+But--prose was never made for such things. I must be Pindaric.
+
+
+LONDON BRIDGE.
+
+_"My native land, good-night!"_
+
+ Adieu, adieu, thou huge, high bridge
+ A long and glad adieu!
+ I see above thy stony ridge
+ A most ill-favour'd crew.
+ The earth displays no dingier sight;
+ I bid the whole--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ There, hang between me and the sky
+ She who doth oysters sell,
+ The youth who parboil'd shrimps doth cry,
+ The shoeless beau and belle,
+ Blue-apron'd butchers, bakers white,
+ Creation's lords!--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ Some climb along the slippery wall,
+ Through balustrades some stare,
+ One wonders what has perch'd them all
+ Five hundred feet in air.
+ The Thames below flows, ready quite
+ To break their fall.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ What visions fill my parting eyes!
+ St Magnus, thy grim tower,
+ _Almost_ as black as London skies!
+ The Shades, which are no bower;
+ St Olave's, on its new-built site,
+ In flaming brick.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ The rope's thrown off, the paddles move,
+ We leave the bridge behind;
+ Beat tide below, and cloud above;--
+ Asylums for the blind,
+ Schools, storehouses, fly left and right;
+ Docks, locks, and blocks--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ In distance fifty steeples dance.
+ St Catherine's dashes by,
+ The Customhouse scarce gets a glance,
+ The sounds of Bowbell die.
+ With charger's speed, or arrow's flight,
+ We steam along.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ The Tower seems whirling in a waltz,
+ As on we rush and roar.
+ Where impious man makes Cheltenham salts,
+ We shave the sullen shore;
+ Putting the wherries all in fright,
+ Swamping a few.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ We brave the perils of the Pool;
+ Pass colliers chain'd in rows;
+ See coalheavers, as black and cool
+ As negroes without clothes,
+ Each bouncing, like an opera sprite,
+ Stript to the skin.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ And now I glance along the deck
+ Our own live-stock to view--
+ Some matrons, much in fear of wreck;
+ Some lovers, two by two;
+ Some sharpers, come the clowns to bite;
+ Some plump John Bulls.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ A shoal of spinsters, book'd for France,
+ (All talking of Cheapside;)
+ An old she-scribbler of romance,
+ All authorship and pride;
+ A diner-out, (timeworn and trite,)
+ A _gobe-mouche_ group.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ A strolling actor and his wife,
+ Both going to "make hay;"
+ An Alderman, at fork and knife,
+ The wonder of his day!
+ Three Earls, without an appetite,
+ Gazing, in spleen.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ Ye dear, delicious memories!
+ That to our midriffs cling
+ As children to their Christmas pies,
+ (So, all the New-School sing;
+ In collars loose, and waistcoats white,)
+ All, all farewell!--Good-night, good-night!
+
+The charming author of that most charming of all brochures, _Le
+Voyage autour de ma Chambre_, says, that the less a man has to
+write about, the better he writes. But this charming author was a
+Frenchman; he was born in the land where three dinners can be made
+of one potato, and where moonshine is a substantial part of every
+thing. He performed his voyage, standing on a waxed floor, and
+making a circuit of his shelves; the titles of his books had been
+his facts, and the titillations of his snuff the food of his fancy.
+But John Bull is of another style of thinking. His appetite requires
+solid realities, and I give him docks, wharfs, steam-engines, and
+manufactures, for his powerful mastication.--But, what scents are
+these, rising with such potentiality upon the morning breeze? What
+sounds, "by distance made more sweet?" What a multitude of black,
+brown, bustling beings are crushing up that narrow avenue, from
+these open boats, like a new invasion of the pirate squadrons from
+the north of old. Oh, Billingsgate!--I scent thee--
+
+ ----"As when to them who sail
+ Beyond the Cape of Hope, and now are past
+ Mozambic, far at sea the north winds blow
+ Sabæan odours from the spicy shore
+ Of Araby the Blest. With such delay
+ Well-pleased, they slack their course, and many a league,
+ Cheer'd with the grateful smell, old Ocean smiles."
+
+The effect was not equally rapturous in the Thames; but on we flew,
+passing groups of buildings which would have overtopped all the
+castles on the Rhine, had they but been on fair ground; depots of
+wealth, which would have purchased half the provinces beyond the
+girdle of the Black Forest; and huge steamers, which would have
+towed a captive Armada to the Tower.
+
+The TOWER! what memories are called up by the name! How frowning are
+those black battlements, how strong those rugged walls, how massive
+those iron-spiked gates! Every stone is historical, and every era
+of its existence has been marked by the mightiest changes of men,
+monarchs, and times; then I see the fortress, the palace and the
+prison of kings!
+
+But, let me people those resounding arches, dim passages, and
+solemn subterraneans, with the past. Here, two thousand years ago,
+Julius Cæsar kept his military court, with Quæstors, Prefects,
+and Tribunes, for his secretaries of state; Centurions for his
+chamberlains; and Augurs for his bishops. On this bank of the
+stately river, on which no hovel had encroached, but which covered
+with its unpolluted stream half the landscape, and rolled in quiet
+majesty to meet the ocean; often stood the man, who was destined
+to teach the Republican rabble of Rome that they had a master. I
+leave antiquarians to settle the spot trodden by his iron sandal. I
+disdain the minute meddling of the men of _fibulæ_ and _frustums_ of
+pitchers. But I can see--"in my mind's eye, Horatio"--the stately
+Roman casting many an eager glance eastward, and asking himself,
+with an involuntary grasp of his hilt, and an unconscious curl of
+his lip, how long he was to suffer the haranguers of the populace,
+the pilferers of the public, the hirelings of Cinna and Sylla, and
+of every man who would hire them, the whole miry mass of reformers,
+leaguers, and cheap-bread men, to clap their wings like a flight of
+crows over the bleeding majesty of Rome.
+
+Then the chance sound of a trumpet, or the tread of a cohort along
+the distant rampart, would make him turn back his glance, and think
+of the twenty thousand first-rate soldiers whom a wave of his finger
+would move across the Channel, send through Gaul, sacking Lutetia,
+darting through the defiles of the Alps, and bringing him in triumph
+through the Janiculum, up to the temple of the Capitoline Jove.
+Glorious dreams, and gloriously realised! How vexatious is it that
+we cannot see the past, that we cannot fly back from the bustle
+of this blacksmith world, from the jargon of public life, and the
+tameness of private toil; into those majestic ages, when the world
+was as magnificent as a theatre; when nations were swallowed up in
+the shifting of a scene; when all were fifth acts, and when every
+catastrophe broke down an empire!
+
+But, what sounds are these? The steamer had shot along during
+my reverie, and was now passing a long line of low-built strong
+vessels, moored in the centre of the river. I looked round, and here
+was more than a dream of the past; here was the past itself--here
+was man in his primitive state, as he had issued from the forest,
+before a profane axe had cropped its brushwood. Here I saw perhaps
+five hundred of my fellow-beings, no more indebted to the frippery
+of civilisation than the court of Caractacus.--Bold figures, daring
+brows, Herculean shapes, naked to the waist, and with skins of the
+deepest bronze. Cast in metal, and fixed in a gallery, they would
+have made an incomparable rank and file of gladiatorial statues.
+
+The captain of the steamer explained the phenomenon. They were
+individuals, who, for want of a clear perception of the line to be
+drawn between _meum_ and _tuum_, had been sent on this half-marine
+half-terrestrial service, to reinforce their morals. They were now
+serving their country, by digging sand and deepening the channel of
+the river. The scene of their patriotism was called the "hulks," and
+the patriots themselves were technically designated felons.
+
+Before I could give another glance, we had shot along; and, to my
+surprise, I heard a chorus of their voices in the distance. I again
+applied to my Cicerone, who told me that all other efforts having
+failed to rectify their moral faculties; a missionary singing-master
+had been sent down among them, and was reported to be making great
+progress in their conversion.
+
+I listened to the sounds, as they followed on the breeze. I am not
+romantic; but I shall say no more. The novelty of this style of
+reformation struck me. I regarded it as one of the evidences of
+national advance.--My thoughts instinctively flowed into poetry.
+
+
+SONG FOR THE MILLION.
+
+_"Mirth, admit me of thy crew."_
+
+ Song, admit me of thy crew!
+ Minstrels, without shirt or shoe,
+ Geniuses with naked throats,
+ Bare of pence, yet full of _notes_.
+ Bards, before they've learn'd to write,
+ Issuing their notes at _sight_;
+ Notes, to tens of thousands mounting,
+ Careless of the Bank's discounting.
+ Leaving all the world behind,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Now, the carter drives his cart,
+ Whistling, as he goes, Mozart.
+ Now, a shilling to a guinea,
+ Dolly cook, _sol-fas_ Rossini.
+ While the high-soul'd housemaid, Betty,
+ Twirls her mop to Donizetti.
+ Or, the scullion scrubs her oven
+ To thy Runic hymns, Beethoven.
+ All the sevants' hall combined,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Now, may maidens of all ages
+ Look unharm'd on pretty _pages_.
+ Now, may paupers "_raise the wind_,"
+ Now, may _score_ the great undined.
+ Now, unblamed, may tender pairs
+ Give themselves the tenderest _airs_.
+ Now, may half-pay sons of Mars
+ Look in freedom through their _bars_,
+ Though upon a _Bench_ reclined,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Soon we'll hear our "London cries"
+ Dulcified to harmonies;
+ Mackerel sold in canzonets,
+ Milkmen "calling," in duets.
+ Postmen's bells no more shall bore us,
+ When their clappers ring in chorus.
+ Ears no more shall start at, Dust O!
+ When the thing is done with _gusto_.
+ E'en policemen grow refined,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Song shall settle Church and State,
+ Song shall supersede debate.
+ Owlet Joe no more shall screech,
+ We shall make him sing his speech.
+ Even the Iron Duke's "sic volo"
+ Shall be soften'd to a _solo_.
+ Discords then shall be disgrace,
+ Statesmen shall play _thorough base_;
+ Whigs and Tories intertwined,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Sailors, under canvass stiff,
+ Now no more shall dread a _cliff_.
+ From Bombay to Coromandel,
+ The Faqueers shall chorus Handel.
+ Arab sheik, and Persian maiden,
+ Simpering serenades from Haydn.
+ Crossing then the hemisphere,
+ Jonathan shall chant Auber,
+ All his love of pelf resign'd,
+ England, to thy march of Mind.
+
+--Still moving on, still passing multitudinous agglomerations of
+brick, mortar, stone, and iron, rather than houses.--Docks crowded
+with masts, thicker than they ever grew in a pine forest, and
+echoing with the sounds of hammers, cranes, forges and enginery,
+making anchors for all the ships of ocean, rails for all the roads
+of earth, and chain-cables for a dozen generations to come. In
+front of one of those enormous forges, which, with its crowd of
+brawny hammerers glaring in the illumination of the furnace, gave
+me as complete a representation of the Cyclops and their cave, as
+any thing that can be seen short of the bowels of Ætna; stood a
+growing church, growing of iron; the walls were already half-way
+grown up. I saw them already pullulating into windows, a half-budded
+pulpit stood in the centre, and a Gothic arch was already beginning
+to spread like the foliage of a huge tree over the aisle. It was
+intended for one of the colonies, ten thousand miles off.
+
+As the steamer is not suffered in this part of the river to run down
+boats at the rate of more than five miles an hour; I had leisure
+to see the operation. While I gazed, the roof had _leaved_; and my
+parting glance showed me the whole on the point of flourishing among
+the handsomest specimens of civic architecture.
+
+In front of another forge stood a lighthouse; it was consigned to
+the West Indies. Three of its stone predecessors had been engulfed
+by earthquakes, a fourth had been swept off by a hurricane. This was
+of iron, and was to defy all the chances of time and the elements,
+by contract, for the next thousand years. It was an elegant
+structure, built on the plan of the "Tower of the Winds." Every
+square inch of its fabric, from the threshold to the vane, was iron!
+"What will mankind come to," said George Canning, "in fifty years
+hence? The present age is impudent enough, but I foresee that the
+next will be all _Irony_ and _Raillery_."
+
+But all here is a scene of miracle. In our perverseness we laugh
+at our "Lady of Loretto," and pretend to doubt her house being
+carried from Jerusalem on the backs of angels. But what right have
+I to doubt, where so many millions are ready to take their oaths
+to the fact? What is it to us how many angels might be required
+for the operation? or how much their backs may have been galled in
+the carriage? The result is every thing. But here we have before
+our sceptical eyes the very same result. We have St Catherine's
+hospital, fifty times the size, transported half-a-dozen miles, and
+deposited in the Regent's Park. The Virgin came alone. The hospital
+came, with all its fellows, their matrons, and their master. The
+virgin-house left only a solitary excavation in a hillside. The
+hospital left a mighty dock, filled with a fleet that would have
+astonished Tyre and Sidon, buildings worthy of Babylon, and a
+population that would have sacked Persepolis.
+
+But, what is this strangely shaped vessel, which lies anchored stem
+and stern in the centre of the stream, and bearing a flag covered
+over with characters which as we pass look like hieroglyphics? The
+barge which marks the Tunnel. We are now moving above the World's
+Wonder! A thousand men, women, and children, have marched under
+that barge's keel since morning; lamps are burning fifty feet under
+water, human beings are breathing, where nothing but the bones of a
+mammoth ever lay before, and check-takers are rattling pence, where
+the sound of coin was never heard since the days of the original
+Chaos.
+
+What a field for theory! What a subject for a fashionable Lecturer!
+What a topic for the gossipry of itinerant science, telling us (on
+its own infallible authority) how the globe has been patched up for
+us, the degenerated and late-born sons of Adam! How glowingly might
+their fancy lucubrate on the history of the prior and primitive
+races which may now be perforating the interior strata of the
+globe--working by their own gas-light, manufacturing their own
+metals, and, from their want of the Davy-lamp, (and of an Act of
+Parliament, to make it burn,) producing those explosions which _we_
+call earthquakes, while our volcanoes are merely the tops of their
+chimneys!
+
+I gave the Tunnel a parting aspiration--
+
+
+THE TUNNEL.
+
+ Genii of the Diving-bell!
+ Sing Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l,
+ Whether ye parboil in steam,
+ Whether float in lightning's beam,
+ Whether in the Champs Elysés
+ Dance ye, like Carlotta Grisi.
+ Take your trumps, the fame to swell,
+ Of Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.
+
+ Phantoms of the fiery crown!
+ Plunged ten thousand fathoms down
+ In the deep Pacific's wave,
+ In the Ocean's central cave,
+ Where the infant earthquakes sleep,
+ Where the young tornadoes creep.
+ Chant the praise, where'er ye dwell,
+ Of Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.
+
+ What, if Green's Nassau balloon
+ (Ere its voyage to the moon)
+ 'Twixt Vauxhall and Stepney plies,
+ Straining London's million eyes,
+ Dropping on the breezes bland,
+ (Good for gazers,) bags of sand;
+ Green's a blacksmith to a belle,
+ To Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.
+
+ Great magician of the Tunnel!
+ Earth bows down before thy funnel,
+ Darting on through swamp and crag,
+ Faster than a Gaul can brag;
+ All Newmarket's tip-top speed,
+ To thy stud is broken-knee'd;
+ Zephyr spavin'd, lightning slow,
+ To thy fiery rush below.
+
+ Ships no more shall trust to sails,
+ Boats no more be swamp'd by whales,
+ Sailors sink no more in barks,
+ (Built by contract with the sharks,)
+ Though the tempest o'er us roar;
+ Flying through thy Tunnel's bore,
+ What care we for mount or main,
+ What can stop the Monster-Train?
+
+ There let Murchison and Lyell
+ Of our Tunnel make the trial.
+ We shall make them cross the Line,
+ Fifty miles below the brine--
+ Leaving blockheads to discuss
+ Paving-stones with Swiss or Russ,
+ Or in some Cathedral stall,
+ Still to play their cup and ball.
+
+ What, if rushes the Great Western
+ Rapid as a racer's pastern,
+ At each paddle's thundering stroke,
+ Blackening hemispheres with smoke,
+ Bouncing like a soda-cork;
+ Raising consols in New York,
+ E'er the lie has time to cool,
+ Forged in bustling Liverpool.
+
+ Yet, a river to a runnel,
+ To the steamer is the Tunnel;
+ Screw and sail alike shall lag,
+ To the "Rumour" in thy bag.
+ While _she_ puffs to make the land,
+ Thou shalt have the Stock in hand,
+ Smashing bill-broker and banker
+ Days, before she drops her anchor.
+
+ Then, if England has a foe,
+ We shall rout him from below.
+ Through our Ocean tunnel's arch,
+ Shall the bold battalions march,
+ Piled upon our flying waggons,
+ Spouting fire and smoke like dragons;
+ Sweeping on, like shooting-stars,
+ Guardsmen, rifles, and hussars.
+
+ We shall _tunnelize_ the Poles,
+ Bringing down the cost of coals;
+ Making Yankees sell their ice
+ At a Christian sort of price;
+ Making China's long-tail'd Khan
+ Sell his Congo as he can,
+ In our world of fire and shade,
+ Carrying on earth's grand "Free Trade."
+
+ We shall bore the broad Atlantic,
+ Making every grampus frantic;
+ Killing Jonathan with spite,
+ As the Train shoots up to light.
+ Mexico her hands shall clap,
+ Tahiti throw up her cap,
+ Till the globe one shout shall swell
+ To Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.
+
+But this scene is memorable for more ancient recollections. It was
+in this spot, that once, every master of a merchant ship took off
+his hat in reverence to the _genius loci_; but never dared to drop
+his anchor. It was named the Pool, from the multitude of wrecks
+which had occurred there in the most mysterious manner; until it was
+ascertained that it was the chief resort of the mermen and mermaids,
+who originally haunted the depths of the sylvan Thamesis.
+
+There annually, from ages long before the Olympiads, the youths and
+maidens came, to fling garlands into the stream, and inquire the
+time proper for matrimony. It was from one of their chants, that
+John Milton borrowed his pretty hymn to the presiding nymph--
+
+ "Listen, where thou art sitting,
+ Under the glassy, cool, translucent wave,
+ In twisted braids of lilies knitting
+ The loose trains of thy amber-dropping hair.
+ Listen, for dear honour's sake,
+ Goddess of the Silver Lake,
+ Listen and save!"
+
+On the coast of Norway there is another Pool, entitled the
+Maelstrom, where ships used to disappear, no one knew why. But
+the manner was different; they no sooner touched the edge of the
+prohibited spot than they were swept with the fury of a hurricane
+into the centre, where they no sooner arrived than they were
+pulled down, shattered into a thousand fragments, and never heard
+of more. This was evidently the work of the mermen, who however,
+being of Northern breed, had, like the usual generation of that
+wild and winterly region, tempers of indigenous ferocity. But the
+tenants of the Thames, inheriting the softer temper of their clime,
+were gentler in their style of administering justice, which they
+administered effectually, notwithstanding. Every unlucky vessel
+which stopped upon the exclusive spot, quietly sank. The operation
+regularly took place in the night. By morning the only remnant of
+its existence was discoverable among the huts along the shore,
+exhibiting foreign silks, Dutch drams, French brandy, and other
+forbidden articles, which, somehow or other, had escaped from the
+bosom of the deep.
+
+The legend goes on to say, that from those fatalities the place was
+cautiously avoided, until, about a hundred and fifty years ago, one
+fine evening in May, a large merchantman came in full sail up the
+river, and dropped her anchor exactly in the spot of peril. All the
+people of the shore were astounded at this act of presumption, and
+numberless boats put off to acquaint the skipper with his danger.
+But, as the legend tells, "he was a bold vain man, with a huge
+swaggering sword at his side, a purse in his girdle, and a pipe in
+his mouth. Upon hearing of the aforesaid tale, he scoffed greatly,
+saying, in most wicked and daring language, that he had came from
+the East Indian possessions of the Dutch republic, where he had seen
+jugglers and necromancers of all kinds; but he defied them all, and
+cared not the lighting of his meerscham for all the mermaids under
+the salt seas." Upon the hearing of which desperate speech all the
+bystanders took to their boats, fearing that the good ship would be
+plucked to the bottom of the river without delay.
+
+But at morning dawn the good ship still was there, to the surprise
+of all. However, the captain was to have a warning. As he was
+looking over the stern, and laughing at the story, the steersman
+saw him suddenly turn pale and fix his eyes upon the water, then
+running by at the rate of about five knots. The crew hurried
+forward, and lo and behold! there arose close to the ship a merman,
+a very respectable-looking person, in Sunday clothes and with his
+hair powdered, who desired the captain to carry his vessel from the
+place, because "his anchor had dropt exactly against his hall door,
+and prevented his family from going to church."
+
+The whole history is well known at Deptford, Rotherhithe, and places
+adjacent; and it finishes, by saying, that the captain, scoffing
+at the request, the merman took his leave with an angry expression
+on his countenance, a storm came on in the night, and nothing of
+captain, crew, or ship, as ever heard of more.
+
+But the spot is boundless in legendary lore. A prediction which
+had for centuries puzzled all the readers of Mother Shipton, was
+delivered by her in the small dwelling whose ruins are still visible
+on the Wapping shore. The prophecy was as follows:--
+
+ Eighteene hundred thirty-five,
+ Which of us shall be alive?
+ Many a king shall ende his reign;
+ Many a knave his ende shall gain;
+ Many a statesman be in trouble;
+ Many a scheme the worlde shall bubble;
+ Many a man shall selle his vote;
+ Many a man shall turne his coat.
+ Righte be wronge, and wronge be righte,
+ By Westminster's candle-lighte.
+ But, when from the top of Bow
+ Shall the dragon stoop full low.
+ When from church of holy Paul
+ Shall come down both crosse and ball.
+ When all men shall see them meete
+ On the land, yet by the Fleet.
+ When below the Thamis bed
+ Shall be seen the furnace red;
+ When its bottom shall drop out,
+ Making hundreds swim about,
+ Where a fishe had never swum,
+ Then shall doleful tidings come.
+ Flood and famine, woe and taxe,
+ Melting England's strength like waxe;
+ Till she fights both France and Spain,
+ Then shall all be well again!
+
+I shall have an infinite respect for Mother Shipton in future. All
+was amply verified. The repairs of St Paul's, in the year stated,
+required that the cross and ball should be taken down, which was
+done accordingly. Bow Church, whose bells are supposed to thrill
+the _intima præcordia_ of every Londoner's memory in every part of
+the globe, happening to be in the same condition, the dragon on
+the spire was also taken down, and cross, ball, and dragon, were
+sent to a coppersmith's, in Ludgate Hill, beside the Fleet prison,
+where they were to be seen by all the wondering population, lying
+together. The third feature of the wisdom of Mother Shipton was
+fulfilled with equal exactitude. The Thames Tunnel had been pushed
+to the middle of the river's bed, when, coming to a loose portion of
+the clay, the roof fell in; the Thames burst through its own bottom,
+the Tunnel was instantly filled, and the workmen were forced to
+swim for their lives. The remainder of the oracle, partly present,
+is undeniable while we have an income tax, and the _finale_ may be
+equally relied on, to the honour of the English Pythonness.
+
+
+
+
+RECENT ROYAL MARRIAGES.
+
+
+At this dull season, the long vacation of legislators, when
+French deputies and English members, weary of bills and debates,
+motions and amendments, take their autumnal ramble, or range
+their well-stocked preserves, and when newspapers are at their
+wits' end for subjects of discussion, a topic like the Spanish
+marriages, intrinsically so important, in arrival so opportune, has
+naturally monopolised the attention of the daily press. For some
+time previously, the English public had paid little attention to
+Spanish affairs. Men were weary of watching the constant changes,
+the shameless corruption, the scandalous intrigues, from which
+that unfortunate country and its unquiet population have so long
+suffered; they had ceased in great measure to follow the thread of
+Peninsular politics. The arbitrary and unconstitutional influences
+employed at the last elections, and the tyranny exercised towards
+the press, deprived foreigners of the most important data whence
+to judge the real state of public feeling and opinion south of
+the Pyrenees. The debates of Cortes elected under circumstances
+of flagrant intimidation, and whose members, almost to a man,
+were creatures of a _Camarilla_, were no guide to the sentiments
+of a nation: journalists, sorely persecuted, writing in terror of
+bayonets, in peril of ruinous fine and arbitrary imprisonment,
+dared not speak the voice of truth, and feared to echo the wishes
+and indignation of the vast but soldier-ridden majority of their
+countrymen. Thus, without free papers or fair debates to guide them,
+foreigners could attain but an imperfect perception of the state
+of Spanish affairs. The view obtained was vague--the outline faint
+and broken--details were wanting. Hence the Spanish marriages,
+although so much has been written about them, have in England been
+but partially understood. Much indignation and censure have been
+expended upon those who achieved them; many conjectures have been
+hazarded as to their proximate and remote consequences; but one very
+curious point has barely been glanced at. Scarcely an attempt has
+been made to investigate the singular state of parties, and strange
+concurrence of circumstances, that have enabled a few score persons
+to overbalance the will of a nation. How is it that a people, once
+so great and powerful, still so easy to rouse, and jealous of its
+independence, has suffered itself to be fooled by an abandoned
+Italian woman, and a wily and unscrupulous foreign potentate--by a
+corrupt _Camarilla_, and a party that is but a name? How is it that
+Spain has thus unresistingly beheld the consummation of an alliance
+so odious to her children, and against which, from Portugal to the
+Mediterranean, from Gibraltar's straits to Cantabria's coast, but
+one opinion is held, but one voice heard--a voice of reprobation and
+aggrieved nationality?
+
+Yes, within the last few weeks, wondering Europe has witnessed a
+strange spectacle. A queen and her sister, children in years and
+understanding, have been wedded--the former completely against her
+inclinations, the latter in direct opposition to the wishes and
+interests of her country, and in defiance of stern remonstrance and
+angry protest from allied and powerful states--to most unsuitable
+bridegrooms. The queen, Isabella of Spain, has, it is true, a
+Spaniard for her husband; and him, therefore, her jealous and
+suspicious subjects tolerate, though they cannot approve. Feeble
+and undecided of character, unstable in his political opinions--if,
+indeed, political opinions he have other than are supplied to him,
+ready formed, by insidious and unworthy advisers--Don Francisco de
+Assis is the last man to sit on the right hand of a youthful queen,
+governing an unsettled country and a restless people, to inspire her
+with energy and assist her with wise counsels. It redounds little
+to the honour of the name of Bourbon, that if it was essential the
+Queen should marry a member of that house, her present husband was,
+with perhaps one exception, as eligible a candidate as could be
+selected. That marriage decided upon, however, it became doubly
+important to secure for the Infanta Luisa--the future Queen of Spain
+should her sister die without issue--a husband in all respects
+desirable; and, above all, one agreeable to the Spanish nation. Has
+this been done? What advantages does the husband of the girl of
+fourteen, of the heir-presumptive to the Spanish crown, bring to
+Spain, in exchange for the rich dowery of his child-bride--for the
+chance, not to say the probability, of being a queen's husband--and
+for an immense accession of influence to his dynasty in the country
+where that dynasty most covets it? The advantages are all of a
+negative kind. By that marriage, Spain, delivered over to French
+intrigues, exposed to the machinations and vampire-like endearments
+of an ancient and hereditary foe, becomes _de facto_ a vassal to her
+puissant neighbour.
+
+The question of the Queen of Spain's marriage was first mooted
+within a very few days after her birth. In the spring of 1830,
+Queen Christina found herself with child for the first time; and
+her husband, Ferdinand VII., amongst whose many bad and unkingly
+qualities want of foresight could not be reckoned, published the
+Pragmatic Sanction that secured the crown to his offspring should
+it prove a girl. A girl it was; and scarcely had the infant been
+baptised, when her father began to think of a husband for her. "She
+shall be married," he said, "to a son of my brother Francisco."
+By and by Christina bore a second daughter, and then the King
+said--"They shall be married to the two eldest sons of my brother
+Francisco."
+
+Ferdinand died; and, as he had often predicted--comparing himself
+to the cork of a bottle of beer, which restrains the fermented
+liquor--at his death civil war broke out. Isabella was still an
+infant; the first thing to be done was to secure her the crown; and
+for the time, naturally enough, few thought about her marriage.
+Queen Christina was an exception. She apparently remembered and
+respected her husband's wishes; and in her conversations and
+correspondence with her sister, Luisa Carlota, wife of the Infante
+Don Francisco de Paulo, she frequently referred to them, and
+expressed a strong desire for their fulfilment. In the month of
+June of the present year, a Madrid newspaper, the _Clamor Publico_,
+published a letter of hers, written most strongly in that sense. It
+bears date the 23d of January 1836, and is the reply to one from
+Doña Luisa Carlota, in which reference was made to conversations
+between the two sisters and Ferdinand, respecting the marriage of
+his daughters to the sons of Don Francisco. "The idea has always
+flattered my heart," Christina wrote, "and I would fain see its
+realisation near at hand; for it was the wish and will of the
+beloved Ferdinand, which I will ever strive to fulfil in all that
+depends on me. * * * Besides which, I believe that the national
+representation, far from opposing, will approve these marriages,
+as advantageous not only to our family, but to the nation itself,
+your sons being Spanish princes. I will not fail to propose it
+when the moment arrives." Notwithstanding these fair promises,
+and her respect for the wishes of Ferdinand the well-beloved, we
+find Christina, less than two years later, negotiating for her
+royal daughter a very different alliance. Irritated, on the one
+hand, against the Liberal party, to whose demands she had been
+compelled to yield; and alarmed, upon the other, at the progress
+of the Carlist armies, which were marching upon Madrid, then
+defended only by the national guards, she treated with Don Carlos
+for a marriage between the Queen and his eldest son. The Carlists
+were driven back to their mountain strongholds, and, the pressing
+danger over--although the war still continued with great fury--that
+project of alliance was shelved, and another, a very important one,
+broached. It was proposed to marry the Queen of Spain to an archduke
+of Austria, who should command the Spanish army, and to whom
+Christina expressed herself willing to give a share of the Regency,
+or even to yield it entirely. This was the motive of the mission of
+Zea Bermudez to Vienna. That envoy stipulated, as an indispensable
+condition of the success of his negotiations, that they should be
+kept a profound secret from the King of the French. The condition
+was not observed. Christina herself, it is said, unable to keep
+any thing from her dear uncle, told him all, and Bermudez had to
+leave Vienna almost before the matter in hand had been entered
+upon. Thereupon the queen-mother reverted to the marriage with a
+son of Don Carlos. The Conde de Toreno, for a moment weak enough to
+enter into her views, endeavoured to prepare the public for their
+disclosure, by announcing in the Cortes, that wars like the one then
+devastating Spain could only be terminated by a compromise--meaning
+a marriage. The Cortes thought differently, and, by other means, the
+war was brought to a close.
+
+The year 1840 witnessed the expulsion of Christina from Spain, and
+the appointment of Espartero to the Regency. During his three years'
+sway, that general refused to make or meddle in any way with the
+Queen's marriage. He said, that as she was not to marry till her
+majority, and as he should then no longer be Regent, his government
+had no occasion to busy itself with the matter. The friends of Spain
+have reason to wish that the Duke de la Victoria had shown himself
+less unassuming and reserved with respect to that most important
+question. Whilst it was thus temporarily lost sight of at Madrid,
+the queen-mother, in her retirement at Paris, took counsel with
+the most wily and far-sighted sovereign of Europe, and from that
+time must doubtless be dated the plans which Christina and Louis
+Philippe have at last so victoriously carried out. They had each
+their own interests in view--their own objects to accomplish--and
+it so chanced that those interests and objects were easily made to
+coincide. Concerning those of Christina, we shall presently speak
+at some length; those of the French king are now so notorious, that
+it is unnecessary to do more than glance at them. His first plan--a
+bold one, certainly--was to marry the Queen of Spain to the Duke
+d'Aumale. To this, Christina did not object. Her affection for
+her daughter--since then grievously diminished--prompted her to
+approve the match. The duke was a fine young man, and very rich.
+To a tender mother--which she claimed to be--the temptation was
+great. Doubtless, also, she received from Louis Philippe, as price
+of her concurrence, an assurance that certain private views and
+arrangements of her own should not to be interfered with--certain
+guardianship accounts and unworthy peculations not too curiously
+investigated. Of this, more hereafter. The result of the intrigues
+and negotiations between the Tuileries and the Hotel de Courcelles,
+was the diplomatic mission of M. Pageot, who was sent to London and
+to the principal continental courts, to announce, on the part of
+the King of the French, that, considering himself the chief of the
+Bourbon family, he felt called upon to declare that, according to
+the spirit of the treaty of Utrecht, the Queen of Spain could marry
+none but a Bourbon prince. The success of this first move, intended
+as a feeler to see how far he could venture to put forward a son
+of his own, was not such as to flatter the wishes of the French
+monarch. The reply of the British government was, that, according to
+the constitution of Spain, the Cortes must decide who was to be the
+Queen's husband and that he whom the Cortes should select, would,
+for England, be the legitimate aspirant. Without being so liberal in
+tone, the answers given by the cabinets of Vienna and Berlin were
+not more satisfactory; and the spleen of the French king manifested
+itself by the mouth of M. Guizot, who, with less than his usual
+prudence, went so far as to menace Spain with a war, if the Queen
+married any but a Bourbon. This occurred in March 1843.
+
+In the following June, Espartero, in his turn, was driven from
+power and from his country. Well known as it was, that French
+manoeuvres and French gold had, by deluding the nation, and
+corrupting the army, powerfully contributed to the overthrow of
+the only conscientious and constitutional ruler with whom Spain
+had for a long period been blessed, it was expected that Christina
+and her friends would do their utmost to bring about the immediate
+marriage of the Queen and the Duke d'Aumale. Then occurred the
+long projected and much talked of visit of Queen Victoria to the
+castle of Eu, where the question of Isabella's marriage was made
+the subject of a conference between the sovereigns of France and
+England, assisted by their ministers for foreign affairs, M. Guizot
+and Lord Aberdeen. It was shortly afterwards known that the King
+of the French had given the most satisfactory pledges, which were
+communicated to the principal foreign courts, that he not only would
+not strive to effect a marriage between the Queen of Spain and a
+son of his, but that he would positively refuse his consent to any
+such union. Further that if a marriage should be arranged between
+the Duke of Montpensier and the Infanta Luisa, it should not take
+place till Isabella was married and had issue. As an equivalent to
+these concessions, the English minister for foreign affairs had to
+declare, that without entering into an examination of the Treaty
+of Utrecht, or recognising any right contrary to the complete
+independence of the Spanish nation, it was desirable that the Queen
+should wed a descendant of Philip the Fifth, provided always such
+marriage was brought about conformably with the rules prescribed by
+the constitution of Spain.
+
+Compelled to abandon the design of marrying Isabella to a French
+prince, Louis Philippe, like a wary and prudent general, applied
+himself to improve the next best position, to which he had fallen
+back, and where he determined to maintain himself. Aumale could not
+have the Queen, but Montpensier should have the Infanta; and the
+aim must now be to increase the value of prize No. 2, by throwing
+prize No. 1 into the least worthy hands possible. In other words,
+the Queen must be married to the most incapable and uninfluential
+blockhead, who, being of Bourbon blood, could possibly be foisted
+upon her and the Spanish nation. To this end Count Trapani was
+pitched upon; and the first Narvaez ministry--including Señor Pedal
+and other birds of the same disreputable feather--which succeeded
+the one presided over by that indecent charlatan Gonzales Bravo,
+did all in its power to forward the pretensions of the Neapolitan
+prince, and accomplish his marriage with the Queen. To this end it
+was absolutely necessary to dispense with the approbation of the
+Cortes, required by the constitution. For although those Cortes had
+been chosen without the concurrence of the Progresista party--whose
+chiefs were all in exile, in prison, or prevented by the grossest
+intimidation from voting at the elections--on the question of the
+Trapani marriage they were found indocile. This profound contempt
+and marked antipathy with which Spaniards view whatever comes from
+Naples, and the offence given to the national dignity by the evident
+fact, that this candidate was imposed upon the country by the
+French government, convinced the latter, and that of Spain, which
+was its instrument, that even the Cortes they themselves had picked
+and chosen, lacked baseness or courage to consent to the Trapani
+alliance. Then was resolved upon and effected the constitutional
+REFORM, suppressing the article that required the approbation of
+the Cortes, and replacing it by another, which only rendered it
+compulsory to _announce_ to them the husband chosen by the Queen.
+But the manoeuvres of France were too clumsy and palpable. It was
+known that Christina had promised the hand of the Infanta to the
+Duke of Montpensier; Louis Philippe's object in backing Trapani
+was easily seen through; and so furious was the excitement of the
+public mind throughout Spain, so alarming the indications of popular
+exasperation, that the unlucky Neapolitan candidate was finally
+thrown overboard.
+
+Here we must retrace our steps, and consider Queen Christina's
+motives in sacrificing what remained to her of prestige and
+popularity in her adopted country, to assist, through thick and
+thin, by deceit, subterfuge, and treachery, the ambitious and
+encroaching views of her French uncle. There was a time--it is now
+long past--when no name was more loved and respected by the whole
+Spanish nation, excluding of course the Carlist party, than that of
+Maria Christina de Borbon. She so frankly identified herself with
+the country in which marriage fixed her lot, that in becoming a
+Spanish queen she had apparently become a Spanish woman; and, in
+spite of her Neapolitan birth, she speedily conquered the good-will
+of her subjects. Thousands of political exiles, restored to home and
+family by amnesties of her promotion, invoked blessings on her head:
+the great majority of the nation, anxious to see Spain governed
+mildly and constitutionally, not despotically and tyrannically,
+hailed in her the good genius who was to accord them their desires.
+Her real character was not yet seen through; with true Bourbon
+dissimulation she knew how to veil her vices. She had the credit
+also of being a tender and unselfish parent, ever ready to sacrifice
+herself to the interests of her children. Her egotism was as yet
+unsuspected, her avarice dormant, her sensuality unrevealed; and
+none then dreamed that a day would come, when, impelled by the
+meanest and most selfish motives, she would urge her weeping
+daughter into the arms of a detested and incompetent bridegroom.
+
+By her _liaison_ with Muñoz, the first blow was given to Christina's
+character and popularity. This scandalous amour with the son of a
+cigar-seller at Tarançon, a coarse and ignorant man, whose sole
+recommendations were physical, and who, when first noticed by
+the queen, occupied the humble post of a private garde-de-corps,
+commenced, in the belief of many, previously to the death of
+Ferdinand. Be that true or not, it is certain that towards the
+close of the king's life, when he was helpless and worn out by
+disease, the result of his reckless debaucheries, she sought the
+society of the stalwart lifeguardsman, and distinguished him by
+marks of favour. It was said to be through her interest that he was
+promoted to the rank of cadet in the body-guard, which gave him
+that of captain in the army. Ferdinand died, and her intrigue was
+speedily manifest, to the disgust and grief of her subjects. In
+time of peace her degrading devotion to a low-born paramour would
+doubtless have called forth strong marks of popular indignation; but
+the anxieties and horrors of a sanguinary civil war engrossed the
+public attention, and secured her a partial impunity. As it was, her
+misconduct was sufficiently detrimental to her daughter's cause. The
+Carlists taunted their opponents with serving under the banner of
+a wanton; and the Liberals, on their part, could not but feel that
+their infant queen was in no good school or safe keeping.
+
+The private fortune of Ferdinand the Seventh was well known to be
+prodigious. Its sources were not difficult to trace. An absolute
+monarch, without a civil list, when he wished for money he had but
+to draw upon the public revenue for any funds the treasury might
+contain. Of this power he made no sparing use. Then there was the
+immense income derived from the Patrimonia Real, or Royal Patrimony,
+vast possessions which descend from one King of Spain to another,
+for their use and benefit so long as they occupy the throne. The
+whole of the town of Aranjuez, the estates attached to the Pardo,
+La Granja, the Escurial, and other palaces, form only a portion of
+this magnificent property, yielding an enormous annual sum. Add to
+these sources of wealth, property obtained by inheritance, his gains
+in a nefariously conducted lottery, and other underhand and illicit
+profits, and it is easy to comprehend that Ferdinand died the
+richest capitalist in Europe. The amount of his savings could but be
+guessed at. By some they were estimated at the incredibly large sum
+of eight millions sterling. But no one could tell exactly, owing to
+the manner in which the money was invested. It was dispersed in the
+hands of various European bankers; also in those of certain American
+ones, by whose failure great loss was sustained. No trifling sum was
+represented by diamonds and jewels. It was hardly to be supposed
+that the prudent owner of all this wealth would die intestate, and
+there is scarcely a doubt that he left a will. To the universal
+astonishment, however, upon his decease, none was forthcoming, and
+his wole property was declared at sixty millions of francs, which,
+according to the Spanish law, was divided between his daughters. No
+one was at a loss to conjecture what became of the large residue
+there unquestionably was. It was well understood, and her subsequent
+conduct confirmed the belief, that the lion's share of the royal
+spoils was appropriated by the young widow, whose grief for the loss
+of the beloved Ferdinand was not so violent and engrossing as to
+make her lose sight of the main chance. After so glorious a haul,
+it might have been expected that she would hold her hand, and rest
+contented with the pleasing consciousness, that should she ever be
+induced or compelled to leave Spain, she had wherewithal to live in
+queenly splendour and luxury. But her thirst of wealth is not of
+those that can be assuaged even by rivers of gold. Though the bed of
+the Manzanares were of the yellow metal, and she had the monopoly
+of its sands, the mine would be all insufficient to satiate her
+avarice. After appropriating her children's inheritance, she applied
+herself to increase her store by a systematic pillage of the Queen
+of Spain's revenues. As Isabella's guardian, the income derived from
+the Patrimonio Real passed through her hands, to which the gold
+adhered like steel-dust to a loadstone. Whilst the nation strained
+each nerve, and submitted to the severest sacrifices, to meet the
+expenses of a costly war--whilst the army was barefoot and hungered,
+but still stanch in defence of the throne of Isabella--Christina,
+with her mouth full of patriotism and love of Spain, remitted to
+foreign capitalists the rich fruits of her peculations, provision
+for the rainy day which came sooner than she anticipated,
+future fortunes for Muñoz's children. The natural effect of her
+disreputable intrigue or second marriage, whichever it at that
+time was to be called, was to weaken her affection for her royal
+daughters, especially when she found a second and numerous family
+springing up around her. To her anxiety for this second family, and
+to the influence of Muñoz, may be traced her adherence to the King
+of the French, and the cruel and unmotherly part she has recently
+acted towards the Queen of Spain.
+
+Previously to Christina's expulsion from the Regency in the year
+1840, little was seen or known of her children by Muñoz. During her
+three years' residence at Paris, a similar silence and mystery was
+observed respecting them, and they lived retired in a country-house
+near Vevay, upon the Lake of Geneva, whither those born in the
+French capital were also dispatched. This prudent reserve is now
+at an end, and the grandchildren of the Tarançon tobacconist sit
+around, almost on a level with, the throne of the Spanish Queen.
+Titles are showered upon them, cringing courtiers wait upon their
+nod, and the once proud and powerful grandees of Spain, descendants
+of the haughty warriors who drove the Saracens from Iberian soil,
+and stood covered in the presence of the Fifth Charles, adulate
+the illegitimate progeny of a Muñoz and a Christina. Subtile have
+been the calculations, countless the intrigues, shameful the
+misdeeds that have led to this result, so much desired by parents
+of the ennobled bastards, so undesirable for the honour and dignity
+of Spain. It is obvious that, with the immense wealth, whose
+acquisition has been already explained, Christina would have had no
+difficulty in portioning off her half-score children, and enabling
+them to live rich and independent in a foreign county. But this
+arrangement did not suit her views; still less did it accord with
+those of the Duke of Rianzares. He founded his objections upon a
+patriotic pretext. He wished his children, he said, to be Spanish
+citizens, not aliens--to hold property in their own country--to
+live respected in Spain, and not as exiles in a foreign land. It
+may be supposed there was no obstacle to their so doing, and that
+in Spain, as elsewhere, they could reckon at least upon that amount
+of ease and consideration which money can give. But here came the
+sticking-point, the grand difficulty, only to be got over by grand
+means and great ingenuity. Christina had been the guardian of the
+Queen and Infanta during their long minority: guardians, upon the
+expiration of their trust, are expected to render accounts; and
+this the mother of Isabel was wholly unprepared to do, in such a
+manner as would enable her to retain the plunder accumulated during
+the period of her guardianship. She had certainly the option of
+declining to render any--of taking herself and her wealth, her
+husband and her children, out of Spain, and of living luxuriously
+elsewhere. But it has already been seen, that neither she nor Muñoz
+liked the prospect of such banishment, however magnificent and
+numerous the appliances brought by wealth to render it endurable.
+What, then, was to be done? It was quite positive that the husbands
+of the Queen and Infanta would demand accounts of their wives'
+fortune and of its management during their minority. How were their
+demands to be met--how such difficulties got over? It was hard to
+say. The position resembled what the Yankees call a "fix." The
+cruel choice lay between a compulsary disgorgement of an amount of
+ill-gotten gold, such as no moral emetic could ever have induced
+Christina to render up, and the abandonment of Muñoz's darling
+project of making himself and his children lords of the soil in
+their native land. The only chance of an exit from this circle
+of difficulties, was to be obtained by uniting the Queen and her
+sister to men so weak and imbecile, or so under the dominion and
+influence of Christina, that they would let bygones be bygones, take
+what they could get and be grateful, without troubling themselves
+about accounts, or claiming arrears. To find two such men, who
+should also possess the various qualifications essential to the
+husbands of a Queen and Infanta of Spain, certainly appeared no
+easy matter--to say nothing of the odious selfishness and sin
+of thus sacrificing two defenceless and inexperienced children.
+But Christina's scruples were few; and, as to difficulties, her
+resolution rose as they increased. Had she not also a wise and
+willing counsellor in the most cunning man in Europe? Was not her
+dear uncle and gossip at hand to quiet her qualms of conscience, if
+by such she was tormented, and to demonstrate the feasibility--nay,
+more, the propriety of her schemes? To him she resorted in her hour
+of need, and with him she soon came to an understanding. He met her
+half-way, with a bland smile and words of promise. "Marry one of
+your daughters," was his sage and disinterested advice, "to a son of
+mine, and be sure that my boys are too well bred to pry into your
+little economics. We should prefer the Queen; but, if it cannot
+be managed, we will take the Infanta. Isabella shall be given to
+some good quiet fellow, not over clever, who will respect you far
+too much to dream of asking for accounts. Of time we have plenty;
+be stanch to me, and all shall go well." What wonder if from the
+day this happy understanding, this real _entente cordiale_, was
+come to, Christina was the docile agent, the obedient tool, of her
+venerable confederate! No general in the jaws of a defile, with foes
+in front and rear, was ever more thankful to the guide who led him
+by stealthy paths from his pressing peril, than was the daughter of
+Naples to her wary adviser and potent ally. And how charming was
+the union of interest--how touching the unanimity of feeling--how
+beautifully did the one's ambition and the other's avarice dovetail
+and coincide! The King's gain was the Queen's profit: it was the
+slaughter with one pebble of two much-coveted birds, fat and savoury
+mouthfuls for the royal and politic fowlers.
+
+In the secret conclave at the Tuileries, "all now went merry
+as a marriage bell." In the ears of niece and uncle resounded,
+by anticipation, the joyous chimes that should usher in the
+Montpensier marriage, proclaim their triumph, drown the cries
+of rage of the Spanish nation, and the indignant murmurs of
+Europe;--not that the goal was so near, the prize so certain and
+easy of attainment. Much yet remained to do; a false step might be
+ruinous--over-precipitation ensure defeat. The King of the French
+was not the man to make the one, or be guilty of the other. With
+"slow and sure" for his motto, he patiently waited his opportunity.
+In due season, and greatly aided by French machinations, the
+downfall of the impracticable and incorruptible Espartero was
+effected. But the government of Spain was still in the hands of the
+Progresistas. For it will be remembered that the immediate cause
+of Espartero's fall was the opposition of a section of his own
+party, which, united now in their adversity, unfortunately tunately
+knew not, in the days of their power, how to abstain from internal
+dissensions. The Lopez ministry held the reins of government. It was
+essential to oust it. As a first step, a _Camarilla_ was organised,
+composed of the brutal and violent Narvaez, the daring and
+disreputable Marchioness of Santa Cruz, and a few others of the same
+stamp, all ultra-Moderados in politics, and fervent partisans of
+Christina. So successfully did they use their backstairs influence,
+and wield their weapons of corruption and intrigue, that, within
+four months, and immediately after the accelerated declaration of
+the Queen's majority, Lopez and his colleagues resigned. Olozaga
+succeeded them; but he, too, was a Progresista and an upholder of
+Spanish nationality; there was no hope of his giving in to the
+plans of Christina the Afrancesada. Moreover, he was hated by the
+_Camarilla_, and especially detested by the Queen-mother, whose
+expulsion from Paris he had demanded when ambassador there from
+Espartero's government. She determined on a signal vengeance. The
+Palace Farce, that strange episode in the history of modern Spanish
+courts, must be fresh in every one's memory. An accusation, as
+malignant as absurd, was trumped up against Olozaga, of having
+used force, unmanly and disloyal violence, to compel Isabella to
+sign a decree for the dissolution of the Cortes. No one really
+believed the ridiculous tale, or that Salustiano de Olozaga, the
+high-bred gentleman, the uniformly respectful subject, could have
+afforded by his conduct the shadow of a ground for the base charge.
+Subsequently, in the Cortes, he nobly faced his foes, and, with
+nervous and irresistible eloquence, hurled back the calumny in their
+teeth. But it had already served their turn. To beat a dog any stick
+will do; and the only care of the _Camarilla_ was to select the one
+that would inflict the most poignant wound. Olozaga was hunted from
+the ministry, and sought, in flight, safety from the assassin's
+dagger. Those best informed entertained no doubt that his expulsion
+was intimately connected with the marriage question. With him the
+last of the Progresistas were got rid of, and all obstacles being
+removed, the Queen-mother returned to Madrid.
+
+Were the last crowning proof insufficient to carry conviction,
+it would be easy to adduce innumerable minor ones of Christina's
+heartless selfishness--of her disregard to the happiness, and
+even to the commonest comforts, of her royal daughter. We read in
+history of a child of France, the widow of an English king, who,
+when a refugee in the capital of her ancestors, lacked fuel in a
+French palace, and was fain to seek in bed the warmth of which the
+parsimony of a griping Italian minister denied her the fitting
+means. It is less generally known, that only six years ago, the
+inheritress of the throne of Ferdinand and Isabella was despoiled of
+the commonest necessaries of life by her own mother, a countrywoman
+of the miserly cardinal at whose hands Henrietta of England
+experienced such shameful neglect. When Christina quitted Spain
+in 1840, she not only carried off an enormous amount of national
+property, including the crown jewels, but also her daughter's own
+ornaments; and, at the same time, even the wardrobe of the poor
+child was mysteriously, but not unaccountably, abstracted: Isabella
+was left literally short of linen. As to jewels, it was necessary
+immediately to buy her a set of diamonds, in order that she might
+make a proper appearance at her own court. Such was the considerate
+and self-denying conduct of the affectionate mother, who, in the
+winter of 1843, resumed her place in the palace and counsels of the
+Queen of Spain. In her natural protector, the youthful sovereign
+found her worst enemy.
+
+Persons only superficially acquainted with Spanish politics commonly
+fall into two errors. They are apt to believe, first, that the two
+great parties which, with the exception of the minor factions of
+Carlists and Republicans, divide Spain between them, are nearly
+equally balanced and national; secondly, that Moderados and
+Progresistas in Spain are equivalent to Conservatives and Radicals
+in other countries. Blunders both. Eccentric in its politics, as in
+most respects, Spain cannot be measured with the line and compass
+employed to estimate its neighbours. It is impossible to conceal
+the fact, that to-day the numerous and the national party in Spain
+is that of the Progresistas. The tyranny of Narvaez, the misconduct
+of Christina, and, above all, the French marriage, have greatly
+strengthened their ranks and increased their popularity. Their
+principles are not subversive, nor their demands exorbitant: they
+aim at no monopoly of power. Three things they earnestly desire
+and vehemently claim: the freedom of election guaranteed by the
+existing constitution of Spain, but which has been so infamously
+trampled upon by recent Spanish rulers, liberty of the press, and
+the preservation of Spain from foreign influence and domination.
+
+Let us examine the composition and conduct of the party called
+Moderado. This party, now dominant, is unquestionably the most split
+up and divided of any that flourish upon Spanish soil. It is not
+deficient in men of capacity, but upon none of the grave questions
+that agitate the country can these agree. When the Cortes sit, this
+is manifest in their debates. Although purged of Progresistas, the
+legislative chambers exhibit perpetual disagreement and wrangling.
+At other times, the dissensions of the Moderados are made evident
+by their organs of the press. In some of these appear articles
+which would not sound discordant in the mouths of Progresistas; in
+others are found doctrines and arguments worthy of the apostles
+of absolutism. Between Narvaez and Pacheco the interval is wider
+than between Pacheco and the Progresistas. The first, in order
+to govern, sought support from the Absolutists; the second could
+not rule without calling the Liberals to his aid. Subdivided into
+fractions, this party, whose nomenclature is now complicated, relies
+for existence less upon itself than upon extraneous circumstances,
+foreign support, and the equilibrium of the elements opposed to it.
+The anarchy to which it is a prey, has been especially manifest
+upon the marriage question. Whilst one of its organs shamelessly
+supported Trapani, others cried out for a Coburg; and, again, others
+insisted that a Spanish prince was the only proper candidate--thus
+coinciding with the Progresistas. In fact, the Moderados, afraid,
+perhaps, of compromising their precarious existence had no candidate
+of their own; and in their fluctuations between foreign influence
+and interior exigencies, between court and people, between their
+wish to remain in power and the difficulty of retaining it, they
+left, in great measure, to chance, the election in which they
+dared not openly meddle. This will sound strange to the many who,
+as we have already observed, imagine the Moderado party to be the
+Conservative one of England or France; but not to those aware of the
+fact, that it is a collection of unities, brought together rather by
+accidental circumstances than by homogeneity of principles, united
+for the exclusion of others, and for their own interests, not by
+conformity of doctrines and a sincere wish for their country's good.
+
+Such was the party, unstable and unpatriotic, during whose
+ascendancy Christina and her royal confederate resolved to carry
+out their dishonest projects. The Queen-mother well knew that the
+mass of the nation would be opposed to their realisation; but she
+reckoned on means sufficiently powerful to render indignation
+impotent, and frustrate revolt. She trusted to the adherence of
+an army, purposely caressed, pampered, and corrupted; she felt
+strong in the support of a monarch, whose interest in the affair
+was at least equal to her own; she observed with satisfaction the
+indifferent attitude assumed by the British government with respect
+to Spanish affairs. A Progresista demonstration in Galicia, although
+shared in by seven battalions of the army--an ugly symptom--was
+promptly suppressed, owing to want of organisation, and to the
+treachery or incapacity of its leader. The scaffold and the galleys,
+prison and exile, disposed of a large proportion of the discontented
+and dangerous. Arbitrary dismissals, of which, for the most part,
+little was heard out of Spain, purified the army from the more
+honest and independent of its officers, suspected of disaffection to
+the existing government, or deemed capable of exerting themselves
+to oppose an injurious or discreditable alliance. Time wore on;
+the decisive moment approached. Each day it became more evident
+that the Queen's marriage could not with propriety be much longer
+deferred. Setting aside other considerations, she had already fully
+attained the precocious womanhood of her country; and it was neither
+safe nor fitting that she should continue to inhale the corrupt
+atmosphere of the Madrid court without the protection of a husband.
+At last the hour came; the plot was ripe, and nothing remained but
+to secure the concurrence of the victim. One short night, a night of
+tears and repugnance on the one hand, of flatteries, of menaces and
+intimidation, on the other decided the fate of Isabella. With her
+sister less trouble was requisite. It needed no great persuasive art
+to induce a child of fourteen to accept a husband, as willingly as
+she would have done a doll. It might have been thought necessary to
+consult the will of the Spanish nation, fairly represented in freely
+elected Cortes. Such, at least, was the course pointed out by the
+constitution of the country. It would also have been but decorous to
+seek the approval and concurrence of foreign and friendly states,
+to establish beyond dispute, that the proposed marriages were in
+contravention of no existing treaties; for, with respect to one of
+them, this doubt might fairly be raised. But all such considerations
+were waived; decency and courtesy alike forgotten. The double
+marriage was effected in the manner of a surprise; and, if
+creditable to the skill, it most assuredly was dishonourable to the
+character of its contriver. Availing himself of the moment when the
+legislative chambers of England, France, and Spain, had suspended
+their sittings; although, as regards those of the latter country,
+this mattered little, composed, as they are, of venal hirelings--the
+French King achieved his grand stroke of policy, the project on
+which, there can be little doubt, his eyes had for years been
+fixed. His load of promises and pledges, whether contracted at Eu
+or elsewhere, encumbered him little. They were a fragile commodity,
+a brittle merchandise, more for show than use, easily hurled down
+and broken. Striding over their shivered fragments, the Napoleon
+of Peace bore his last unmarried son to the goal long marked out
+by the paternal ambition. The consequences of the successful race
+troubled him little. What cared he for offending a powerful ally and
+personal friend? The arch-schemer made light of the fury of Spain,
+of the discontent of England, of the opinion of Europe. He paused
+not to reflect how far his Machiavelian policy would degrade him in
+the eyes of the many with whom he had previously passed for wise
+and good, as well as shrewd and far-sighted. Paramount to these
+considerations was the gratification of his dynastic ambition.
+For that he broke his plighted word, and sacrificed the good
+understanding between the governments of two great countries. The
+monarch of the barricades, the _Roi Populaire_, the chosen sovereign
+of the men of July, at last plainly showed, what some had already
+suspected, that the aggrandisement of his family, not the welfare
+of France, was the object he chiefly coveted. Conviction may later
+come to him, perhaps it has already come, that _le jeu ne valoit
+pas la chandelle_, the game was not worth the wax-lights consumed
+in playing it, and that his present bloodless victory must sooner
+or later have sanguinary results. That this may not be the case,
+we ardently desire; that it will be, we cannot doubt. The peace of
+Europe may not be disturbed--pity that it should in such a quarrel;
+but for poor Spain we foresee in the Montpensier alliance a gloomy
+perspective of foreign domination and still recurring revolution.
+
+A word or two respecting the King-consort of Spain, Don Francisco
+de Assis. We have already intimated that, as a Spanish Bourbon,
+he may pass muster. 'Tis saying very little. A more pitiful race
+than these same Bourbons of Spain, surely the sun never shone upon.
+In vain does one seek amongst them a name worthy of respect. What
+a list to cull from! The feeble and imbecile Charles the Fourth;
+Ferdinand, the cruel and treacherous, the tyrannical and profligate;
+Carlos, the bigot and the hypocrite; Francisco, the incapable. Nor
+is the rising generation an improvement upon the declining one. How
+should it be, with only the Neapolitan cross to improve the breed?
+Certainly Don Francisco de Assis is no favourable specimen, either
+physically or morally, of the young Bourbon blood. For the sake of
+the country whose queen is his wife, we would gladly think well of
+him, gladly recognise in him qualities worthy the descendant of a
+line of kings. It is impossible to do so. The evidence is too strong
+the other way. If it be true, and we have reason to believe it is,
+that he came forward with reluctance as a candidate for Isabella's
+hand, chiefly through unwillingness to stand in the light of his
+brother Don Enrique, partly perhaps through consciousness of his own
+unfitness for the elevated station of king-consort, this at least
+shows some good feeling and good sense. Unfortunately, it is the
+only indication he has given of the latter quality. His objections
+to a marriage with his royal cousin were overruled in a manner
+that says little for his strength of character. When it was found
+that his dislike to interfere with his brother's pretensions was
+the chief stumbling-block, those interested in getting over it set
+the priests at him. To their influence his weak and bigoted mind
+was peculiarly accessible. Their task was to persuade him that Don
+Enrique was no better than an atheist, and that his marriage with
+the Queen would be ruinous to the cause of religion in Spain. This
+was a mere fabrication. Enrique had never shown any particularly
+pious dispositions, but there was no ground for accusing him of
+irreligion, no reason to believe that, as the Queen's husband,
+he would be found negligent of the church's forms, or setting a
+bad example to the Spanish nation. The case, however, was made
+out to the satisfaction of the feeble Francisco, whose credulity
+and irresolution are only to be equalled in absurdity by the
+piping treble of the voice with which, as a colonel of cavalry, he
+endeavoured to convey orders to his squadrons. Sacrificing, as he
+thought, fraternal affection to the good of his country, he accepted
+the hand reluctantly placed in his, became a king by title, but
+remained, what he ever must be, in reality a zero.
+
+It was during the intrigues put in practice to force the Trapani
+alliance upon Spain, that the Spanish people turned their eyes
+to Don Francisco de Paulo's second son, who lived away from the
+court, following with much zeal his profession of a sailor. Not
+only the Progresistas, but that section of the Moderados whose
+principles were most assimilated to theirs, looked upon Don Enrique
+as the candidate to be preferred before all others. For this there
+were many reasons. As a Spaniard he was naturally more pleasing
+to them than a foreigner; in energy and decision of character he
+was far superior to his brother. Little or nothing was known of
+his political tendencies; but he had been brought up in a ship
+and not in a palace, had lived apart from _Camarillas_ and their
+evil influences, and might be expected to govern the country
+constitutionally, by majorities in the Cortes, and not by the aid
+and according to the wishes of a pet party. The general belief was,
+that his marriage with Isabella would give increased popularity to
+the throne, destroy illegitimate influences, and rid the Queen of
+those interested and pernicious counsellors who so largely abused
+her inexperience. These very reasons, which induced the great mass
+of the nation to view Don Enrique with favour, drew upon him the
+hatred of Christina and her friends. He was banished from Spain,
+and became the object of vexatious persecutions. This increased
+his popularity; and at one time, if his name had been taken as a
+rallying cry, a flame might have been lighted up in the Peninsula
+which years would not have extinguished. The opportunity was
+inviting; but, to their honour be it said, those who would have
+benefited by embracing it, resisted the temptation. It is no secret
+that the means and appliances of a successful insurrection were
+not wanting; that money wherewith to buy the army was liberally
+forthcoming; that assistance of all kinds was offered them; and
+that their influence in Spain was great; for in the eyes of the
+nation they had expiated their errors, errors of judgment only, by
+a long and painful exile. But, nevertheless, they would not avail
+themselves of the favourable moment. So long as a hope remained of
+obtaining their just desires by peaceable means, by the force of
+reason and the _puissante propagande de la parole_, they refused
+again to ensanguine their native soil, and to re-enter Spain on
+the smoking ruins of its towns, over the lifeless bodies of their
+mistaken countrymen.
+
+By public prints of weight and information, it has been estimated,
+that during Don Enrique's brief stay at Paris, he indignantly
+rejected certain friendly overtures made to him by the King of
+the French. The nature of these overtures can, of course, only be
+conjectured. Perhaps, indeed, they were but a stratagem, employed
+by the wily monarch to detain his young cousin at Paris, that the
+apparent good understanding between them might damp the courage
+of the national party in Spain, and win the wavering to look with
+favour upon the French marriage. There can be little question
+that in the eyes of Louis Philippe, as well as of Christina, Don
+Francisco is a far more eligible husband for the Queen than his
+brother would have been, even had the latter given his adhesion to
+the project of the Montpensier alliance. Rumour--often, it is true,
+a lying jade--maintained that at Paris he firmly refused to do so.
+She now whispers that at Brussels he has been found more pliant,
+and that, within a brief delay, the happy family at Madrid will be
+gratified by the return of that truant and mutinous mariner, Don
+Enrique de Borbon, who, after he has been duly scolded and kissed,
+will doubtless be made Lord High Admiral, or rewarded in some
+equally appropriate way for his tardy docility. We vouch not for
+the truth of this report; but shall be noway surprised if events
+speedily prove it well founded. Men there are with whom the love
+of country is so intense, that they would rather live despised in
+their own land than respected in a foreign one. And when, to such
+flimsy Will-o'-the-wisp considerations as the esteem and love of
+a nation, are opposed rank, money, and decorations, a palace to
+live in, sumptuous fare, and a well-filled purse, and perhaps,
+ere long, a wealthy bride, who would hesitate? If any would, seek
+them not amongst the Bourbons. Loath indeed should we be to pledge
+ourselves for the consistency and patriotism of a man whose uncle
+and grandfather betrayed their country to a foreign usurper. The
+fruit of a corrupt and rotten stem must ever be looked upon with
+suspicion. It is the more prized when perchance it proves sound and
+wholesome.
+
+Of the Duke of Montpensier, previously to his marriage, little
+was heard, and still, little is generally known of him, except
+that his exterior is agreeable, and that he had been rapidly
+pushed through the various military grades to that of general of
+artillery. That any natural talents he may be endowed with, have
+been improved to the utmost by careful education, is sufficiently
+guaranteed by the fact of his being a son of Louis Philippe. We
+are able to supply a few further details. The Infanta's husband
+is a youth of good capacity, possessing a liberal share of that
+mixture of sense, judgment, and wit, defined in his native tongue
+by the one expressive word _esprit_. His manners are pleasant and
+affable; he is a man with whom his inferiors in rank can converse,
+argue, even dispute--not a stilted Spanish Bourbon, puffed up with
+imaginary merit, inflated with etiquette, and looking down, from
+the height of his splendid insignificance and inane pride, upon
+better men then himself. He is one, in short, who rapidly makes
+friends and partisans. Doubtless, during his late brief visit to
+Spain, he secured some; hereafter he will have opportunities of
+increasing their number; and the probabilities are, that in course
+of time he will acquire a dangerous influence in the Peninsula. The
+lukewarm and the vacillating, even of the Progresista party, will
+be not unlikely, if he shows or affects liberalism in his political
+opinions, to take him into favour, and give him the weight of their
+adherence; forgetting that by so doing they cherish an anti-national
+influence, and twine more securely the toils of France round the
+recumbent Spanish lion. On the other hand, there will always be a
+powerful Spanish party, comprising a vast majority of the nation,
+and by far the largest share of its energy and talent, distinguished
+by its inveterate dislike of French interlopers, repulsing the
+duke and his advances by every means in their power, and branding
+his favourers with the odious name of AFRANCESADOS. To go into this
+subject, and enlarge upon the probable and possible results of the
+marriage, would lead us too far. Our object in the present article
+has rather been to supply FACTS than indulge in speculations. For
+the present, therefore, we shall merely remind our readers, that
+jealousy of foreign interference is a distinguishing political
+characteristic of Spaniards; and that, independently of this, the
+flame of hatred to France and Frenchmen still burns brightly in many
+a Spanish bosom. Spain has not yet forgiven, far less forgotten,
+the countless injuries inflicted on her by her northern neighbours:
+she still bears in mind the insolent aggressions of Napoleon--the
+barbarous cruelties of his French and Polish legions--the officious
+interference in '23. These and other wrongs still rankle in her
+memory. And if the effacing finger of Time had begun to obliterate
+their traces, the last bitter insult of the forced marriage has
+renewed these in all their pristine freshness.
+
+We remember to have encountered, in a neglected foreign gallery,
+an ancient picture of a criminal in the hands of torturers.
+The subject was a painful one, and yet the painting provoked a
+smile. Some wandering brother of the brush, some mischievous and
+idly-industrious TINTO, had beguiled his leisure by transmogrifying
+the costumes both of victim and executioners, converting the ancient
+Spanish garb into the stiff and unpicturesque apparel of the present
+day. The vault in which the cruel scene was enacted, remains in
+all its gloomy severity of massive pillars, rusty shackles, and
+cobwebbed walls; the grim unshapely instruments of torture were
+there; the uncouth visages of the executioners, the agonised
+countenance of the sufferer, were unaltered. But, contrasting with
+the antique aspect and time-darkened tints of these details, were
+the vivid colouring and modern fashions of Parisian _paletots_, trim
+pantaloons, and ball-room waistcoats. We have been irresistibly
+reminded of this defaced picture by the recent events in Spain.
+They appear to us like a page from the history of the middle ages
+transported into our own times. The daring and unprincipled intrigue
+whose _dénoûment_ has just been witnessed, is surely out of place
+in the nineteenth century, and belongs more properly to the days of
+the Medicis and the Guise. A review of its circumstances affords
+the elements of some romantic history of three hundred years ago.
+At night, in a palace, we see a dissolute Italian dowager and a
+crafty French ambassador coercing a sovereign of sixteen into a
+detested alliance. The day breaks on the child's tearful consent;
+the ambassador, the paleness of his vigil chased from his cheek by
+the flush of triumph, emerges from the royal dwelling. Quick! to
+horse!--and a courier starts to tell the diplomat's master that the
+glorious victory is won. A few days--a very few--of astonishment to
+Europe and consternation to Spain, and a French prince, with gay and
+gallant retinue, stands on the Bidassoa's bank and gazes wistfully
+south-wards. Why does he tarry; whence this delay? He waits an
+escort. Strange rumours are abroad of ambuscade and assassination;
+of vows made by fierce guerillas that the Infanta's destined husband
+shall never see Madrid. At last the escort comes. Enclosed in
+serried lines of bayonets and lances, dragoons in van, artillery
+in rear, the happy bridegroom prosecutes his journey. What is his
+welcome? Do the bright-eyed Basque maidens scatter flowers in his
+path and Biscay's brave sons strain their stout arms to ring peals
+in his honour? Do the poor and hardy peasantry of Castile line the
+highway and shout _vivas_ as he passes? Not so. If bells are rung
+and flowers strewn, it is by salaried ringers and by women hired,
+not to wail at a funeral, but to celebrate a marriage scarcely more
+auspicious. If hurrahs, few and faint, are heard, those who utter
+are paid for them. Sullen looks and lowering glances greet the
+Frenchman, as, guarded by two thousand men-at-arms, he hurries to
+the capital where his bride awaits him. In all haste, amidst the
+murmurs of a deeply offended people, the knot is tied. Not a moment
+must be lost, lest something should yet occur to mar the marriage
+feast. And now for the rewards, shamefully showered upon the venal
+abettors of this unpopular union. A dukedom and grandeeship of Spain
+for the ambassador's infant son; titles to mercenary ministers;
+high and time-honoured decorations, once reserved as the premium
+for exalted valour and chivalrous deeds--to corrupt deputies;
+diamond snuff-boxes, jewels and gold, to the infamous writers of
+prostituted journals; Christina rejoices; her _Camarilla_ are in
+ecstasies; Bresson rubs his hands in irrepressible exultation; in
+his distant capital the French monarch heaves a sigh of relief and
+satisfaction as his telegraph informs him of the _fait accompli_.
+Then come splendid bullfights and monster _pucheros_, to dazzle the
+eyes and stop the mouths of the multitude. _Pan y toros--panisac
+circenses_--to the many-headed beast. And in all haste the prince
+hurries back to Paris with his bride, to receive the paternal
+benediction, the fraternal embrace, and the congratulations of the
+few score individuals, who alone, in all France, feel real pleasure
+and profit in his marriage. And thus, by foreign intrigue and
+domestic treachery, has the independence of Spain been virtually
+bought and sold.
+
+
+
+
+ST MAGNUS', KIRKWALL.
+
+
+ See yonder, on Pomona's isle--
+ Where winter storms delight to roam;
+ But beaming now with summer's smile--
+ The Sainted Martyr's sacred dome!
+
+ Conspicuous o'er the deep afar
+ It sheds a soft and saving ray,
+ A landmark sure, a leading star,
+ To guide the wanderer on his way.
+
+ It tells the seaman how to steer
+ Through swelling seas his labouring bark
+ It helps the mourner's heart to cheer,
+ And speeds him to his heavenly mark.
+
+ With joy of old this northern sky
+ Saw holy men the fabric found,
+ To lift the Christian Cross on high,
+ And spread the Healer's influence round.
+
+ By beauty's power they sought to raise
+ Rude eyes and ruder hearts to Heaven:
+ They sought to speak their Maker's praise
+ With all the skill His grace had given.
+
+ And now, where passions dark and wild
+ Were foster'd once at Odin's shrine,
+ A people peaceful, just, and mild,
+ Live happy in that light divine.
+
+ Preserved through many a stormy age,
+ Let pious zeal the relic guard:
+ Nor Time with slow insidious rage
+ Destroy what fiercer foes have spared.
+
+
+
+
+THE GAME LAWS.
+
+
+From our youth upwards we have entertained a deep feeling of
+affection for the respectable fraternity of the Quakers. Our love,
+probably, had its date and origin from very early contemplation
+of a print, which represented an elderly pot-bellied individual,
+with a broad-brimmed hat and drab terminations, in the act of
+concluding a treaty with several squatting Indians, only redeemed
+from a state of nature by a slight garniture of scalps and wampum.
+Underneath was engraved a legend which our grand-aunt besought
+us to treasure in our memory as a sublime moral lesson. It ran
+thus:--THE BLOODLESS TRIUMPH, OR PENN'S TREATY WITH THE CHIEFS; and
+we were told that the fact thereby commemorated was one of the most
+honourable achievements to be found in the pages of general history.
+With infantine facility we believed in the words of the matron. No
+blood or rapine--no human carcasses or smoking wigwams, deformed
+the march of the Quaker conqueror. Beneath a mighty tree, in the
+great Indian wilderness, was the patriarchal council held; and
+the fee-simple of a territory, a good deal larger than an average
+kingdom, surrendered, with all its pendicles of lake, prairie, and
+hunting-ground, to the knowing philanthropist, in exchange for some
+bales of broad-cloth, a little cutlery, a liberal allowance of
+beads, and a very great quantity, indeed, of adulterated rum and
+tobacco. Never, we believe, since Esau sold his birth-right, was a
+tract of country acquired upon terms so cheap and easy. Some faint
+idea of this kind appears to have struck us at the time; for, in
+answer to some question touching the nature of the goods supposed
+to be contained in several bales and casks which were prominently
+represented in the picture, our relative hastily remarked, that she
+did not care for the nature of the bargain--the principle was the
+great consideration. And so it is. William Penn unquestionably acted
+both wisely and well: he brought his merchandise to a first-rate
+market, and left a valuable legacy of acuteness to his children
+and faithful followers. Our grand-aunt--rest her soul!--died in
+the full belief of ultimate Pennsylvanian solvency. She could not
+persuade herself, that the representatives of the man who had
+acquired a principality at the expense of a ship-load of rubbish,
+would prove in any way untrue to their bonds; and by her last will
+and testament, whereof we are the sole executor, she promoted us to
+the agreeable rank of a creditor on the Pennsylvanian government. If
+any gentleman is desirous to be placed in a similar position, with
+a right to the new stock which has been recently issued in lieu of
+a monetary dividend, he may hear of an excellent investment by an
+early application to our brokers. We also are most firm believers in
+the fact of American credit, and we shall not change our opinion--at
+least until we effect the sale.
+
+All this, however, is a deviation from our primary purpose, which
+was to laud and magnify the Brotherhood. We repeat that we loved
+them early, and also that we loved them long. It is true that
+some years ago a slight estrangement--the shadow of a summer
+cloud--disturbed the harmony which had previously existed between
+Maga and the Society of Friends. A gentleman of that persuasion had
+been lost somewhere upon the skirts of Helvellyn, and our guide and
+father, Christopher, in one of those sublime prose-poeans which have
+entranced and electrified the world, commemorated that apotheosis
+so touchingly, that the whole of Christendom was in tears.
+Unfortunately, some passing allusion to the garments of the defunct
+Obadiah, grated uncomfortably on the jealous ear of Darlington. An
+affecting picture of some ravens, digging their way through the
+folds of the double-milled kerseymere, was supposed to convey an
+occult imputation upon the cloth, and never, since then, have we
+stood quite clear in the eyes of the offended Conventicle. Still,
+that unhappy misunderstanding has by no means cooled our attachment.
+We honour and revere the Friends; and it was with sincere pleasure
+that we saw the excellent Joseph Pease take his seat and lift up
+his voice within the walls of Parliament. Had Pease stood alone, we
+should not now, in all human probability, have been writing on the
+subject of the game laws.
+
+We are, however, much afraid that a great change has taken place
+in the temper and disposition of the Society. Formerly a Quaker
+was considered most essentially a man of peace. He was reputed to
+abhor all strife and vain disputation--to be laconic and sparing
+in his speech--and to be absolutely crapulous with humanity.
+We would as soon have believed in the wrath of doves as in the
+existence of a cruel Quaker; nor would we, during the earlier
+portion of our life, have entrusted one of that denomination with
+the drowning of a superfluous kitten. Barring a little absurd
+punctilio in the matter of payment of their taxes--at all times, we
+allow, a remarkably unpleasant ceremony--the public conduct of our
+Friends was blameless. They seldom made their voices heard except
+in the honourable cause of the suffering or the oppressed; and
+with external politics they meddled not at all, seeing that their
+fundamental ideas of a social system differed radically from those
+entertained by the founders of the British constitution. Such, and
+so harmless, were the lives of our venerated Friends, until the
+demon of discord tempted them by a vision of the baleful hustings.
+
+Since then we have remarked, with pain, a striking alteration in
+their manner. They are bold, turbulent, and disputatious to an
+almost incredible extent. If there is any row going on in the
+parish, you are sure to find that a Quaker is at the bottom of it.
+Is there to be a reform in the Police board--some broad-brimmed
+apostle takes the chair. Are tithes obnoxious to a Chamber of
+Commerce--the spokesman of the agitators is Obadiah. Indeed, we
+are beginning to feel as shy of a quarrel with men of drab as we
+formerly were with the militant individuals in scarlet. We are not
+quite so confident as we used to be in their reliance upon moral
+force, and sometimes fear the latent power which lurks in the
+physical arm.
+
+Of these champions, by far the most remarkable is Mr John Bright,
+who, in the British House of Commons, represents the town of Durham.
+The tenets of his peaceful and affirmative creed, are, to say the
+least of it, in total antagonism to his character. Ever since he
+made his first appearance in public, he has kept himself, and
+every one around him, in perpetual hot-water. In the capacity of
+Mr Cobden's bottle-holder, he has displayed considerable pluck,
+for which we honour him; and he is not altogether unworthy to have
+been included in that famous eulogy which was passed by the late
+Premier--no doubt to the cordial satisfaction of his friends--upon
+the Apostle of cotton and free-trade. The name of John is nearly as
+conspicuous as that of Richard in the loyal annals of the League;
+and we are pleased to observe, that, like his great generalissimo,
+Mr Bright has preferred his claim for popular payment, and has,
+in fact, managed to secure a few thousands in return for the
+vast quantity of eloquence which he has poured into the pages of
+Hansard. We are not of that old-fashioned school who object to
+the remuneration of our reformers. On the contrary, we think that
+patriotism, like every other trade, should be paid for; and with
+such notable examples, as O'Connell in Ireland, and the Gamaliel of
+Sir Robert in the south, we doubt not that the principle hereafter
+will be acted upon in every case. The man who shall be fortunate
+enough to lead a successful crusade against the established
+churches, and to sweep away from these kingdoms all vestiges both
+of the mitre and the Geneva gown, will doubtless, after sufficient
+laudation by the then premier, of the talent and perseverance which
+he has exhibited throughout the contest, receive from his liberated
+country something of an adequate douceur. What precise pension is
+due to him who shall deliver us from the thraldom of the hereditary
+peerage, is a question which must be left to future political
+arithmetic. In the mean time, there are several minor abuses which
+may be swept away on more moderate scavenger wages; and one of
+these which we fully expect to hear discussed in the ensuing session
+of Parliament, is the existence of the Game laws.
+
+Mr Bright, warned by former experience, has selected a grievance
+for himself, and started early in his expedition against it. The
+part of jackal may be played once, but it is not a profitable one;
+and we can understand the disappointed feelings of the smaller
+animal, when he is forced to stand by an-hungered, and behold the
+gluttonous lion gorging himself with the choicest morsels of the
+chase. It must be a sore thing for a patriot to see his brother
+agitator pouching his tens and hundreds of thousands; whilst he, who
+likewise has shouted in the cause, and bestowed as much of his sweet
+breath as would have served to supply a furnace, must perforce be
+contented with some stray pittances, doled hesitatingly out, and not
+altogether given without grudging. No independent and thoroughgoing
+citizen will consent, for a second time, to play so very subsidiary
+a part; therefore he is right in breaking fresh ground, and becoming
+the leader of a new movement. It may be that his old monopolising
+ally shall become too plethoric for a second contest. Like the
+desperate soldier who took a castle and was rewarded for it, he may
+be inclined to rest beneath his laurels, count his pay, and leave
+the future capture of fortalices to others who have less to lose. A
+hundred thousand pounds carry along with them a sensation of ease
+as well as dignity. After such a surfeit of Mammon, most men are
+unwilling to work. They unbutton their waistcoats, eschew agitation,
+eat, drink, are merry, and become fat.
+
+Your lean Cassius, on the contrary, has all the pugnacity of a
+terrier. He yelps at every body and every thing, is at perpetual
+warfare with the whole of animated nature, and will not be
+quieted even by dint of much kicking. The only chance you have of
+relieving yourself from his everlasting yammering and impertinence,
+is to throw him an unpicked bone, wherewith he will retreat in
+double-quick time to the kennel. And of a truth the number of
+excellent bones which are sacrificed to the terriers of this world,
+is absolutely amazing. Society in general will do a great deal
+for peace; and much money is doled out, far less for the sake of
+charity, than as the price of a stipulated repose.
+
+It remains, however, to be seen whether Mr Bright, under any
+circumstances, will be quiet. We almost doubt it. In the course of
+his stentorial and senatorial career, he has more than once, to
+borrow a phrase from _Boxiana_, had his head put into chancery; and
+some of his opponents, Mr Ferrand for example, have fists that smite
+like sledge-hammers. But Friend John is a glutton in punishment; and
+though with blackened eyes and battered lips, is nevertheless at his
+post in time. The best pugilists in England do not know what to make
+of him. He never will admit that he is beaten, nor does he seem to
+know when he has enough. It is true that at every round he goes down
+before some tremendous facer or cross-buttock, or haply performs the
+part of Antæus in consequence of the Cornish hug. No matter--up he
+starts, and though rather unsteady on his pins, and generally groggy
+in his demeanour, he squares away at his antagonist, until night
+terminates the battle, and the drab flag, still flaunting defiance,
+is visible beneath the glimpses of the maiden moon.
+
+At present, Mr Bright's senatorial exertions appear to be directed
+towards the abolition of the Game laws. Early in 1845, and before
+the remarkable era of conversion which must ever render that year
+a notorious one in the history of political consistency, he moved
+for and obtained a select committee of the House to inquire into
+the operation of these laws. Mr Bright's speech upon that occasion
+was, in some respects, a sensible one. We have no wish to withhold
+from him his proper meed of praise; and we shall add, that the
+subject which he thus virtually undertook to expiscate, was one in
+every way deserving of the attention of the legislature. Of all the
+rights of property which are recognised by the English law, that of
+the proprietor or occupier of the land to the _feræ naturæ_ or game
+upon it, is the least generally understood, and the worst defined.
+It is fenced by, and founded upon, statutes which, in the course
+of time, have undergone considerable modification and revision;
+and the penalties attached to the infringement of it are, in our
+candid opinion, unnecessarily harsh and severe. Further, there can
+be no doubt, that in England the vice of poaching, next to that of
+habitual drinking, has contributed most largely to fill the country
+prisons. Instances are constantly occurring of ferocious assault,
+and even murder, arising from the affrays between gamekeepers and
+poachers; nor does it appear that the statutory penalties have had
+the effect of deterring many of the lower orders from their violent
+and predatory practices. On these points, we think an inquiry,
+with a view to the settlement of the law on a humane and equitable
+footing, was highly proper and commendable; nor should we have said
+a single word in depreciation of the labours of Mr Bright, had he
+confined himself within proper limits. Such, however, is not the
+case.
+
+An abridgement of, or rather extracts from, the voluminous evidence
+which was taken before that select committee, has been published
+by a certain Richard Griffiths Welford, Esq., barrister at law,
+and member of the Royal Agricultural Society of England. With this
+gentleman hitherto, it is our misfortune or our fault that we have
+had no practical acquaintance; and judging from the tone, humour,
+and temper of the text remarks which are scattered throughout the
+volume, and the taste of the foot-notes appended, we do not see any
+reason to covet exuberant intimacy for the future. The volume is
+prefaced by a letter from Mr John Bright to the Tenant Farmers of
+Great Britain, which is of so remarkable a nature that it justly
+challenges some comment. The following extract is the commencement
+of that address:-- "I am invited by my friend Mr Welford, the
+compiler of the abstract of the evidence given before the committee
+on the Game laws, to write a short address to you on the important
+question which is treated of in this volume. I feel that an
+apology is scarcely necessary for the liberty I am taking; the
+deep interest I have long felt in the subject of the Game laws, my
+strong conviction of its great importance to you as a class, and the
+extensive correspondence in reference to it which I have maintained
+with many of your respected body in almost every county of England
+and Scotland, seem to entitle me to say a few words to you on this
+occasion.
+
+"From the perusal of this evidence--and it is but a small portion
+of that which was offered to the committee--you will perceive
+that, as capitalists and employers of labour, _you are neither
+asserting your just rights, nor occupying your proper position_. By
+long-continued custom, which has now obtained almost the force of
+law, when you became tenants of a farm, you were not permitted to
+enjoy the advantages which pertain to it so fully as is the case
+with the occupiers of almost every other description of property.
+A farmer becomes the tenant of certain lands, which are to be the
+basis of his future operations, and the foundation of that degree
+of prosperity to which he may attain. To secure success, it is
+needful that capital should be invested, and industry and skill
+exercised; and in proportion as these are largely employed, in order
+to develop to the utmost extent the resources of the soil, will be
+the amount of prosperity that will be secured. The capital, skill,
+and industry, will depend upon the capacity of the farmer; but the
+reward for their employment will depend in no small degree upon the
+free and unfettered possession of the land--of its capabilities, of
+all that it produces, and of all that is sustained upon its surface.
+There is a mixture of feudalism and of commercial principles in your
+mode of taking and occupying land, which is in almost all cases
+obstructive, and in not a few utterly subversive, of improvement.
+You take a farm on a yearly tenantry, or on a lease, with an
+understanding, or a specific agreement, that the game shall be
+reserved to the owner; that is, you grant to the landlord the right
+to stock the farm--for which you are to pay him rent for permission
+to cultivate, and for the full possession of its produce--with
+pheasants, partridges, hares, and rabbits, to any extent that may
+suit his caprice. There may be little game when you enter upon the
+farm; but in general you reserve to yourselves no power to prevent
+its increase, and it may and often does increase so, as to destroy
+the possibility of profit in the cultivation of the farm. You
+plough, and sow, and watch the growing crops with anxiety and hope;
+you rise early, and eat the bread of carefulness; rent-day comes
+twice a-year with its inexorable demand; and yet you are doomed
+too frequently to see the fertility which Providence bestows and
+your industry would secure, blighted and destroyed _by creatures
+which would be deemed vermin_, but for the sanction which the law
+and your customs give to their preservation, and which exist for
+no advantage to you, and for no good to the public, but solely to
+afford a few day's amusement in the year to the proprietors of the
+soil. The seed you sow is eaten by the pheasants; your young growing
+grain is bitten down by the hares and rabbits; and your ripening
+crops are trampled and injured by a live stock which yields you
+no return, and which you cannot kill and take to market. No other
+class of capitalists are subjected to these disadvantages--no other
+intelligent and independent class of your countrymen are burdened
+with such impositions."
+
+We pity the intelligence of the reader who does not behold in these
+introductory paragraphs the symbol of the cloven foot. The sole
+object of the volume, for which Mr Bright has the assurance to stand
+as sponsor, is to sow the seeds of discord between the landowners
+and the tenants of England, by representing the former to the
+latter in the light of selfish monopolists, who, for the sake of
+some little sport or yearly battue, or, it may be, from absolute
+caprice, make havoc throughout the year, by proxy, of the farmers'
+property, and increase their stock of game whenever they have an
+opportunity, at his expense, and sometimes to his actual ruin.
+Such is the tendency of this book, which is compiled for general
+circulation; and which, we think, in many respects is calculated
+to do a deal of harm. As a real treatise or commentary upon the
+Game laws, it is worthless; as an attack upon the landed gentry, it
+will doubtless be read in many quarters with extreme complacency.
+Already, we observe, a portion of the press have made it a text-book
+for strong political diatribes; and the influence of it will no
+doubt be brought to bear upon the next general election. As we
+ourselves happen to entertain what are called very liberal opinions
+upon this subject of the Game laws, and as we maintain the principle
+that in this, as in every other matter, the great interests and
+rights of the community must be consulted, without reference to
+class distinctions--as we wish to see the property of the rich and
+the liberties of the poor respected--as we consider the union and
+cordial co-operation between landlord and tenant the chief guarantee
+which this country yet possesses against revolution, and the triumph
+of insolent demagogues--our remarks upon the present subject may
+not be ill-timed, or unworthy of the regard of those who think with
+us, that, in spite of recent events, there yet may be something to
+preserve.
+
+But, first, let us consider who this gentleman is that comes
+forward, unsolicited, to tender his advice, and to preach agitation
+to the tenantry of Great Britain. He is one of those persons who
+rose with the League--one of those unscrupulous and ubiquitous
+orators who founded and reared their reputation upon an avowed
+hostility to the agricultural interests of the country. Upon this
+point there can be no mistake. John Bright, member for Durham, is
+a child of the corn, or rather the potato revolution, as surely as
+Anacharsis Clootz was the _enfant trouvé_ of the Reign of Terror.
+With the abstract merits of that question we have nothing to do at
+present. It is quite sufficient for us to note the fact, that he,
+in so far as his opportunities and his talents went, was amongst
+the most clamorous of the opponents to the protection of British
+agriculture; and that fact is a fair and legitimate ground for
+suspicion of his motives, when we find him appearing in the new
+part of an agricultural champion and agitator. It is not without
+considerable mistrust that we behold this slippery personage in
+the garb and character of Triptolemus. He does not act it well.
+The effects of the billy-roller are still conspicuous upon his
+gait--he walks ill on hobnails--and is clearly more conversant
+with devil's-dust and remnants than with tares. Some faint
+suspicion of this appears at times to haunt even his own complacent
+imagination. He is not quite sure that the farmers--or, in the
+elegant phraseology of the League, the hawbucks and chawbacons--whom
+he used to denounce as a race of beings immeasurably inferior in
+intellectual capacity to the ricketty victims of the factories,
+will believe all at once in the cordiality and disinterestedness of
+their adviser; and therefore he throws out for their edification
+a specious bit of pleading, which, no doubt, will be read with
+conflicting feelings by some of those who participated in the
+late conversion. "You have been taught to consider me, and those
+with whom I have acted, as your enemies. You will admit that we
+have never deceived you--that we have never TAMELY SURRENDERED
+that which we have taught you to rely upon as the basis of your
+prosperity--that we have not pledged ourselves to a policy
+you approved, and then abandoned it; and as you have found me
+persevering in the promotion of measures, which many of you deemed
+almost fatal to your interests, but which I thought essential to the
+public good, so you will find me as resolute in the defence of those
+rights, which your own or your country's interests alike require
+that you should possess."
+
+All this profession, however, we hope, will fail to persuade the
+farmers that their late enemy has become their sudden friend; and
+they will doubtless look with some suspicion upon the apocryphal
+catalogue of grievances which Mr Bright has raked together, and,
+with the aid of his associate, promulgated in the present volume. It
+is not our intention at present to extract or go over the evidence
+at large. We have read it minutely, and weighed it well. A great
+part of it is utterly irrelevant, as bearing upon questions of
+property and contract with which the legislature of no country could
+interfere, and which even Mr Bright, though not over scrupulous in
+his ideas of parliamentary appropriation, has disregarded in framing
+the conclusions of the rejected report which he proposed for the
+adoption of the committee. That portion, however, we shall not pass
+over in silence. It is but right that the country at large should
+see that this volume has been issued, not so much for the purpose
+of obtaining a revision of the law, as of sowing discord amongst
+the agriculturists themselves; and it is very remarkable that Mr
+Bright, throughout the whole of his inflammatory address, _takes
+no notice whatever of the Game laws_, or their prejudicial effect,
+or their possible remedy by legislative enactment, but confines
+himself to denunciation of the landlords as a class antagonistic
+to the tenantry, and advice to the latter to combine against the
+game-preserving habits of the gentry.
+
+Now this question between landlord and tenant has nothing to do
+with the Game laws. The man who purchases an estate, purchases it
+with every thing upon it. He has, strictly speaking, as much right
+to every wild animal which is bred or even lodges there--if he can
+only catch or kill them--as he has to the trees, or the turf, or any
+other natural produce. The law protects him in this right, in so
+far, that by complying with certain statutory regulations--one of
+which relates to revenue, and requires from him a qualification to
+sport, and another prescribes a period or rotation for shooting--he
+may, within his own boundaries, take every animal which he meets
+with, and may also prevent any stranger from interfering with or
+encroaching upon that privilege. We do not now speak of penalties
+for which the intruder may be liable. That is a separate question;
+at present we confine ourselves to the abstract question of right.
+
+But neither game nor natural produce constitute that thing called
+RENT, without which, since the days of forays have gone by, a
+landowner cannot live. Accordingly, he proposes to let a certain
+portion of his domains to a farmer, whose business is to cultivate
+the soil, and to make it profitable. He does so; and unless a
+distinct reservation is made to the contrary, the right to take
+the game upon the farm so let, passes to the tenant, and can be
+exercised by him irrespective of the wish of the landlord. If, on
+the contrary, the landlord refuses to part with that right which is
+primarily vested in his person, and which, of course, he is at full
+liberty either to reserve or surrender, the proposing tenant must
+take that circumstance into consideration in his offer of rent for
+the farm. The game then becomes as much a matter of calculation as
+the nature of the soil, the necessity of drainage, or the peculiar
+climate of the farm. The tenant must be guided by the principles
+of ordinary prudence, and make such a deduction from his offer as
+he considers will compensate him for the loss which his crop may
+sustain through the agency of the game. If he neglects to do this,
+he has no reasonable ground for murmuring--if he does it, he is
+perfectly safe. Such is the plain simple nature of the case, from
+which one would think it difficult to extract any clamant grievance,
+at least between the landlord and the tenant. No doubt the tenantry
+of the country individually and generally may, if they please,
+insist in all cases on a complete surrender of the game; and if
+they do, it is far more than possible that their desire will be
+universally complied with. But, then, they will have to pay higher
+rents. The landlord is no gainer in respect of game, nay, he is a
+direct loser; for the fact of his preservation and reserval of it
+reduces the amount of rent which he otherwise would receive, and,
+besides this, he is at much expense in preserving. Game is his hobby
+which he insists upon retaining: he does so, and he actually pays
+for it. Therefore, when a tenant states that he has lost so much in
+a particular year in consequence of the game upon his farm, that
+statement must be understood with a qualification. His crop may
+indeed have suffered to a certain extent; but then he has been paid
+for that deterioration already, the payment being the difference
+of rent, fixed between him and the landlord for the occupation of
+a game farm, less than what he would have offered for it had there
+been no game there, or had the right to kill it been conceded.
+
+"O but," says Mr Bright, or some other of the _soi-disant_ friends
+of the farmer, "there is an immense competition for land, and
+the farmers will not make bargains!" And whose fault is that? We
+recollect certain apothegms rather popular a short while ago, about
+buying in the cheapest and selling in the dearest market, and so
+forth, and we have always understood that the real price of an
+article is determined by the demand for it. If any farm is put up
+to auction under certain conditions, there is no hardship whatever
+in exacting the rent from the highest successful competitor.
+The reservation of the right to kill game is as competent to
+the proprietor as the fixing the rotation of the crops, or the
+conditions against scourging the soil. The landlord, when he lets a
+farm, does not by any means, as Mr Bright and his legal coadjutor
+appear to suppose, abandon it altogether to the free use of the
+tenant. He must of necessity make conditions, because he still
+retains his primary interest in the soil; and if these were not
+made, the land would in all probability be returned to him after
+the expiry of the lease, utterly unprofitable and exhausted, it
+being the clear interest of the tenant to take as much out of it
+as possible during the currency of his occupation. Now all these
+conditions are perfectly well known to the competing farmer, and if
+he is not inclined to assent to them, he need not make an offer for
+the land. Does Mr Bright mean to assert that the competition for
+land is so great, that the tenant-farmers are absolutely offering
+more than the subjects which they lease are worth? If so, the most
+gullible person on the face of this very gullible earth would not
+believe him. To aver that any body of men in this country, are
+wilfully and avowedly carrying on a trade or profession at a certain
+loss, is to utter an absurdity so gross as to be utterly unworth a
+refutation. And if Mr Bright does not mean this, we shall thank him
+to explain how the competition for land is a practical grievance to
+the farmer.
+
+Nevertheless, we are far from maintaining that the system of strict
+game preservation is either wise or creditable, and we shall state
+our arguments to the contrary hereafter. At present let us proceed
+with Mr Welford.
+
+About one-half, or even more, of this volume, is occupied with
+evidence to prove that the preservation of game upon an estate is
+more or less detrimental to the crops. Who denies it? Pheasants,
+though they may feed a great deal upon wild seeds and insects,
+are unquestionably fond of corn--so are partridges; and hares
+and rabbits have too good taste to avoid a field of clover or of
+turnips. And shall this--says Mr Bright, having recourse to a late
+rhetoric--shall this be permitted in a Christian or a civilised
+country? Are there not thousands of poor to whom that grain, wasted
+upon mere vermin, would be precious? Are our aristocracy so selfish
+as to prefer the encouragement of brute animals to the lives of
+their fellow men? &c. &c; to all of which eloquent bursts the pious
+Mr Welford subjoins his ditto and Amen. For our own part, we can
+see no reason why hares, and pheasants, and partridges, should not
+be fed as well as Quakers. While living they are undoubtedly more
+graceful creatures, when dead they are infinitely more valuable.
+When removed from this scene of transitory trouble, Mr Bright,
+except in an Owhyhean market, would fetch a less price than an
+ordinary rabbit. Our taste may be peculiar, but we would far rather
+see half-a-dozen pretty leverets at play in a pasture field of an
+evening, than as many hulking members of the Anti-Corn-Law League
+performing a ponderous saraband. Vermin indeed! Did Mr Bright ever
+see a Red-deer? We shrewdly suspect not; and if, peradventure, he
+were to fall in with the monarch of the wilderness in the rutting
+season, somewhere about the back of Schehallion or the skirts of
+the moor of Rannoch, there would be a yell loud enough to startle
+the cattle on a thousand hills, and a rapid disparition of the
+drab-coloured integuments into the bosom of a treacherous peat-bog.
+But a Red-deer, too, will eat corn, and often of a moonlight night
+his antlers may be seen waving in the crofts of the upland tenant;
+therefore, according to Mr Bright, he too is vermin, and must be
+exterminated accordingly.
+
+And this brings us to Mr Welford's grand remedy, which is abundantly
+apparent from the notes and commentaries interspersed throughout the
+volume. This gentleman, in the plenitude of his consideration for
+the well-being of his country, is deliberately of opinion that game
+should be exterminated altogether! Here is a bloody-minded fellow
+for you with a vengeance!
+
+ "What! all my pretty chickens and their dam!
+ Did you say all?"
+
+What! shall not a single hare, or pheasant, or partridge, or
+plover, or even a solitary grouse, be spared from the swoop of
+this destroying kite? Not one. Richard Griffiths Welford, Esquire,
+Barrister-at-law, has undertaken to rouse the nation from its
+deadly trance. Yet a few years, and no more shall the crow of the
+gorcock be heard on the purple heath, or the belling of the deer
+in the forest, or the call of the landrail in the field. No longer
+shall we watch at evening the roe gliding from the thicket, or the
+hare dancing across the lawn. They have committed a crime in a
+free-tradeland--battened incontinently upon corn and turnips--and,
+therefore, they must all die! Grain, although our ports are to be
+opened, has now become a sacred thing, and is henceforward to be
+dedicated to the use of man alone. Therefore we are not without
+apprehension that the sparrows must die too, and the thrushes and
+blackbirds--for they make sad havoc in our dear utilitarian's
+garden--and the larks, and the rooks, and the pigeons. Voiceless now
+must be our groves in the green livery of spring. There shall be no
+more chirping, or twittering, or philandering among the branches--no
+cooing or amorous dalliance, or pairing on the once happy eve of
+St Valentine. All the _fauna_ of Britain--all the melodists of the
+woods--must die! In one vast pie must they be baked, covered in
+with a monumental crust of triumphant flour, through which their
+little claws may appear supplicantly peering upwards, as if to
+implore some mercy for the surviving stragglers of their race.
+But stragglers there cannot be many. Timber, according to our
+patriotic Welford, is, "next to game, the farmer's chief enemy!"
+What miserable idiots our infatuated ancestors must have been! They
+thought that by planting they were conferring a boon upon their
+country; and in Scotland in particular they strove most anxiously to
+redeem the national reproach. But they were utterly wrong: Welford
+has said it. Timber is a nuisance--a sort of vegetable vermin, we
+suppose--so down must go Dodona and her oaks; and the pride of the
+forests be laid for ever low. Nothing in all broad England--and
+we fear also with us--must hereafter overtop the fields of wheat
+except the hedgerows! Timber is inimical to the farmer; therefore,
+free be the winds to blow from the German ocean to the Atlantic,
+without encountering the resistance of a single forest--no more
+tossing of the branches or swaying of the stems--or any thing save
+the steeples, fast falling in an age of reason into decay, the bulk
+of some monstrous workhouse, as dingy and cheerless as a prison, and
+the pert myriads of chimney-stalks of the League belching forth, in
+the face of heaven, their columns of smoke and of pollution! Happy
+England, when these things shall come to pass, and not a tree or a
+bush be left as a shelter for the universal vermin! No--not quite
+universal, for a respite will doubtless be given to the persecuted
+races of the badger, the hedgehog, the polecat, the weasel, and the
+stoat. All these are egg-eaters or game-consumers, and so long as
+they keep to the hedgerows and assist in the work of extermination,
+they will not only be spared but encouraged. Let them, however,
+beware. So soon as the last egg of the last English partridge is
+sucked, and the last of the rabbits turned over in convulsive
+throes, with the teeth of a fierce little devil inextricably
+fastened in its jugular--so soon as the rage of hunger drives the
+present Pariahs of the preserve to the hen-roost--human forbearance
+is at an end, and their fate also is sealed. The hen-harrier and
+the sparrowhawk, so long as they quarter the fields, pounce upon
+the imprudent robin, or strike down the lark while caroling upon
+the verge of the cloud, will be considered in our new state of
+society, as sacred animals as the Ibis. But let them, after having
+fulfilled their mission, deviate from the integrity of their ways,
+and come down upon a single ginger-pile, peeping his dirty way over
+the shards of a midden, towards his scrauching and be-draggled
+mother--and the race will be instantly proscribed. A few years more,
+and, according to the system of Messrs Bright and Welford, not a
+single wild animal--could we not also get rid of the insects?--will
+be found within the confines of Great Britain, except the gulls who
+live principally upon fish; and possibly, should there be a scarcity
+of herring, it may be advisable to exterminate them also.
+
+Here is a pretty state of matters! First, there is to be no more
+sporting. That, of course, in the eyes of Messrs Bright and Welford,
+who know as much about shooting as they do of trigonometry, is a
+very minor consideration; but even there we take leave to dissent.
+Gouty and frail as we are, we have yet a strong natural appetite for
+the moors, and we shall wrestle to the last for our privilege with
+the sturdiest broadbrim in Quakerdom. Our boys shall be bred as we
+were, with their foot upon the heather, in the manliest and most
+exhilarating of all pastimes; and that because we wish to see them
+brought up as Christians and gentlemen, not as puzzle-pated sceptics
+or narrow-minded utilitarian theorists. We desire to see them
+attain their full development, both of mind and body--to acquire a
+kindly and a keen relish for nature--to love their sovereign and
+their country--to despise all chicanery and deceit--and to know
+and respect the high-minded peasantry and poor of their native
+land. We have no idea that they shall be confined in their exercise
+or their sports to the public highway. We do not look upon this
+earth or island as made solely to produce corn for the supply of
+Mr Bright and his forced population. We wish that the youth of our
+country should be taught that God has created other beings besides
+the master and the mechanic--that the beasts of the field and the
+fowls of the air have a value in their Maker's eye, and that man
+has a commisson to use them, but not to exterminate and destroy.
+"My opinion is," says Mr Bright, speaking with a slight disregard
+to grammar, of the sporting propensities of the landed gentry--"my
+opinion is, that there are other pursuits which it will better
+become them to follow, and which it will be a thousand times better
+for the country if they turn their attention to them." For Mr
+Bright's opinion, we have not the smallest shadow of respect. We can
+well believe that, personally, he has not the slightest inclination
+to participate in the sports of the field. We cannot for a moment
+imagine him in connexion with a hunting-field, or toiling over
+moor or mountain in pursuit of his game, or up to his waist in a
+roaring river with a twenty-pound salmon on his line, making its
+direct way for the cataract. In all and each of these situations we
+are convinced that he would be utterly misplaced. We can conceive
+him, and no doubt he is, much at home in the superintendence of the
+gloomy factory--in the centre of a hecatomb of pale human beings,
+who toil on day and night in that close and stifling atmosphere, as
+ceaselessly and almost as mechanically as the wheels which drone and
+whistle and clank above and around them--in the midst of his stores
+of calico, and cotton, and corduroy--in the midnight councils of the
+grasping League, or the front of a degraded hustings. But from none
+of these situations whatever, has he any right to dictate to the
+gentlemen of Britain what they should do, or what they should leave
+undone. He has neither an eye for nature, nor a heart to participate
+in rural amusements. And a very nice place an English manor-house
+would be under his peculiar superintendence and the operation of the
+new regime! In the morning we should meet, ladies and gentlemen, in
+the breakfast-room, all devoutly intent upon the active demolition
+of the muffins. Tea and coffee there are in abundance--but not good,
+for the first has the flavour of the hedges, and the second reminds
+us villanously of Hunt's roasted corn. There are eggs, however, and
+on the sideboard rest a large round of beef, with a thick margin
+of rancid yellow fat, and a ham which is literal hog's-lard. There
+are no fish. The trouting stream has been turned from its natural
+course to move machinery, and now rolls to the shrinking sea, not
+in native silver, but in alternate currents of indigo, ochre, or
+cochineal, according to the hue most in request for the moment at
+the neighbouring dye-work. In vain you look about for grouse-pie,
+cold partridge, snipe, or pheasant. You might as well ask for a
+limb of the ichthyosaurus as for a wing of these perished animals.
+Deuce a creature is there in the room except bipeds, and they are
+all of the manufacturing breed. You recollect the days of old,
+when your entry into the breakfast-room used to be affectionately
+welcomed by terrier, setter, and spaniel, and you wonder what has
+become of these ancient inmates of the family. On inquiry you are
+informed, that--being non-productive animals, and mere consumers of
+food which ought to be reserved for the use of man alone--they have
+one and all of them been put to death: and your host points rather
+complacently to the effigy of old Ponto, who has been stuffed by
+way of a specimen of an extinct species, and who now glares at you
+with glassy eyes from beneath the shelter of the mahogany sideboard.
+Tired of the conversation, which is principally directed towards
+the working of the new tariff, the last improvement in printed
+calicoes, and the prices of some kind of stock which appears to
+fluctuate as unaccountably as the barometer, you rise from table
+and move towards the window in hopes of a pleasant prospect. You
+have it. The old park, which used to contain some of the finest
+trees in Britain--oaks of the Boscobel order, and elms that were
+the boast of the country--is now as bare as the palm of your hand,
+and broken up into potato allotments. The shrubbery and flower
+parterres, with their elegant terrace vases and light wire fences,
+have disappeared. There is not a bush beyond a few barberries,
+evidently intended for detestable jam, nor a flower, except some
+chamomiles, which may be infused into a medicinal beverage, and a
+dozen great stringy coarse-looking rhubarbs, enough to give you the
+dyspepsia, if you merely imagine them in a tart. At the bottom
+of the slope lies the stream whereof we have spoken already, not
+sinuous or fringed with alders as of yore; but straight as an arrow,
+and fashioned into the semblance of a canal. It is spanned on the
+part which is directly in front of the windows, by a bridge on the
+skew principle, the property of a railway company; and at the moment
+you are gazing on the landscape in a sort of admiring trance, an
+enormous train of coal and coke waggons comes rushing by, and a
+great blast of smoke and steam rolling past the house, obscures for
+a moment the utilitarian beauty of the scene. That dissipated, you
+observe on the other side of the canal several staring red brick
+buildings, with huge chimney-stalks stinking in the fresh, frosty
+morning air. These are the factories of your host, the source of
+his enviable wealth; and yonder dirty village which you see about
+half a mile to the right, with its squab Unitarian lecture room,
+is the abode of his honest artisans. Nevertheless, you see nobody
+stirring about. How should you? The whole population is comfortably
+housed, for the next twelve hours at least, within brick, and
+assisting the machinery to do its work. No idleness now in England.
+Had you, indeed, risen about five or six in the morning, when the
+clatter of a sullen bell roused you from your dreams of Jemima, you
+might have seen some scores of lanterns meandering like glow-worms
+along the miry road which leads from the village to the factories,
+until absorbed within their early jaws. That is the appointed time
+for the daily emigration, and until all the taskwork is done, no
+straggling whatever is permitted. The furthest object in view is a
+parallelogram Bastile on the summit of a hill, once wooded to the
+top, and well known to the rustics as the place where the fullest
+nuts and the richest May-flowers might be gathered, but now in
+turnips, and you are told that the edifice is the Union Workhouse.
+
+Breakfast over, you begin to consider how you shall fill up the
+dreary vacuum which still yawns between you and dinner. Of course
+you cannot shoot, unless you are inclined to take a day at the ducks
+and geese, which would be rather an expensive amusement. You covet
+a ride, and propose a scamper across the country. Our dear sir, it
+is as much as your life is worth! What with canals and viaducts,
+and railways and hedgerows, you could not get over a mile without
+either being plunged into water, or knocked down by tow ropes, or
+run into by locomotives, or pitched from embankments, or impaled
+alive, or slain by a stroke of electricity from some telegraphic
+conductor! Recollect that we are not now living in the days of
+steeple-chasing. Then as to horses, are you not aware that our
+host keeps only two--and fine sleek, sturdy Flanders brutes they
+are--for the purpose of conveying Mrs Bobbins and her progeny to the
+meeting-house? There is no earthly occasion for any more expensive
+stud. The railway station is just a quarter of a mile from the door,
+and Eclipse himself could never match our new locomotives for speed.
+But you may have a drive if you please, and welcome. Where shall we
+go to? There used to be a fine waterfall at an easy distance, with
+rocks, and turf, and wildflowers, and all that sort of thing; and
+though the season is a little advanced, we might still make shift
+under the hazels and the hollies; could we not invite the ladies
+to accompany us, and extemporise a pic-nic? Our excellent friend!
+that waterfall exists no longer. It was a mere useless waste; has
+been blown up with gun-cotton; and the glen below it turned into a
+reservoir for the supply of a manufacturing town. The hazels are
+all down, and the hollies pounded into birdlime. And that fine old
+baronial residence, where there were such exquisite Claudes and
+Ruysdaels? Oh! that estate was bought by Mr Smalt the eminent dyer,
+from the trustees of the late Lord--the old mansion has been pulled
+down, a cottage _ornée_ built in its place, and the pictures were
+long ago transferred to the National Gallery. And is there nothing
+at all worth seeing in the county? Oh yes! There is Tweel's new
+process for making silk out of sow's ears, and Bottomson's clothing
+mills, where you see raw wool put into one end of the machinery,
+and issue from the other in the shape of ready-made breeches. Then
+a Socialist lecture on the sin and consequences of matrimony will
+be delivered in the market-town at two o'clock precisely, by Miss
+Lewdlaw--quite a lady, I assure you--whom you will afterwards meet
+at dinner. Or you may, if you please, attend the meeting of the
+Society for the Propagation of a Natural Religion, at which the
+Rev. Mr Scampson will preside; or you may go down to the factories,
+or any where else you please, except the village, for there is a
+great deal of typhus fever in it, and we are a little apprehensive
+for the children! You decline these tempting offers, and resolve to
+spend the morning in the house. Is there a billiard room? How can
+you possibly suppose it? Time, sir, is money; and money is not to
+be made by knocking about ivory balls. But there is the library if
+you should like to study, and plenty material within it. Delighted
+at the prospect of passing some congenial though solitary hours, you
+enter the apartment, and, disregarding the models upon the table,
+which are intended to elucidate the silk and sow's-ear process,
+you ransack the book-shelves for some of your ancient favourites.
+But in vain you will search either for Shakspeare or Scott, Milton
+or Fielding, Jeremy Taylor or Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine: all
+these are proscribed antiquities. Instead of these you will find
+Essays by Hampden, junior, and Ethics by Thistlewood, senior,
+Paine's Age of Reason, Jeremy Bentham's Treatises, Infanticide
+Vindicated, by Herod Virginius Cackell, Esq., Member of the Literary
+Institute of Owenstown, Cobden's Speeches, Wheal's Exposition of
+the Billy-roller, Grubb's Practical Deist, Welford's Influences of
+the Game Laws, and much more such profitable reading. What would
+you not give for a volume by Willison Glass! Disgusted with this
+literary miscellany, you chuck the Practical Deist into the fire,
+and walk up-stairs to rejoin the ladies. You find them in the
+drawing-room hard at work upon cross-stitch and pincushions for
+the great Bazar which is shortly to be opened under the auspices
+of the Anti-Christian League, and you feel for a moment like an
+intruder. But Emily Bobbins, a nice girl, who will have thirty
+thousand pounds when her venerated sire is conveyed to the Mausoleum
+of the Bobbinses, and who has at this present moment a very pretty
+face, trips up and asks you for a contribution to her yearly album.
+Yearly?--the phrase is an odd one, and you crave explanation.
+The blooming virgin informs you that she edits an annual volume,
+popular in certain circles, for the Society for the Abolition of
+all Criminal Punishment, she being a corresponding Member; and she
+presents you with last year's compilation. You open the work, and
+find some literary _bijouterie_ by the disciples of the earnest
+school, poems on the go-a-head principle, and tales under such
+captivating titles as the Virtuous Poacher, Theresa, or the Heroine
+of the Workhouse, and Walter Truck, an Easy Way with the Mechanic.
+There are also sundry political fragments by the deep-thinkers of
+the age, from which you discover that Regicide is the simplest cure
+for "Flunkeyism, Baseness, and Unveracity," and that the soundest
+philosophers of the world are two gentlemen, rejoicing in the
+exotic names of Sauerteig and Teufelsdröckh. You, being a believer
+in the Book of Common Prayer, decline to add your contribution
+to the Miscellany, and make the best of your way from the house
+for a stroll upon the public highway. For some hours you meander
+through the mud, between rows of stiff hedges; not a stage-coach,
+nor even a buggy is to be seen. You sigh for the old green lanes
+and shady places which have now disappeared for ever, and you begin
+to doubt whether, after all, regenerated England is the happiest
+country of the universe. It appears an absolute desert. At a turn
+of a road you come in sight of a solitary venerable crow--the sole
+surviving specimen of his race still extant in the county--whose
+life is rendered bitter by a system of unceasing persecution. He
+mistakes you for Mr Richard Griffiths Welford, and, with a caw of
+terror, takes flight across a Zahara of Swedish turnips. On your
+way home you meet with three miserable children who are picking the
+few unwithered leaves from the hedges. You cross-question them,
+and ascertain that they receive a salary of twopence a-day from
+the owner of the truck-shop at the factory, in return for their
+botanical collections. You think of China, with a strong conviction
+of the propriety of becoming a Mandarin.
+
+At dinner you are seated betwixt Miss Lewdlaw and the Rev. Mr
+Scampson. The appearance of the lady convinces you that she has
+excellent reasons for her deep-rooted hatred of matrimony--for
+what serpent (in his senses) would have tempted that dropsical
+Eve? The gentleman is a bold, sensual-lipped, pimply individual,
+attired in a rusty suit of black, the very picture of a brutal
+Boanerges. He snorts during his repast, clutches with his huge red
+fingers, whereof the nails are absolute ebony, at every dish within
+his reach, and is constantly shouting for a dram. The dinner is a
+plentiful one, but ill-cooked and worse served; and the wines are
+simply execrable. Very drearily lags the time until the ladies
+rise to retire, a movement which is greeted by Mr Scampson with
+a coarse joke and a vulgar chuckle. Then begin the sweets of the
+evening. Old Bobbins draws your especial attention to his curious
+old free-trade port, at eighteen shillings the dozen; and very
+curious, upon practical examination, you will find it. After three
+glasses, you begin to suspect that you have swallowed a live crab
+unawares, and you gladly second Mr Scampson in his motion for
+something hot. The conversation then becomes political, and, to a
+certain extent, religious. Bobbins, who has a brother in Parliament,
+is vehement in his support of the Twenty Hours' Labour Bill, and
+insists upon the necessity of a measure for effectually coercing
+apprentices. Bugsley, his opposite neighbour, can talk of nothing
+but stock and yarn. But Scampson, in right of his calling, takes
+the lion's share of the conversation. He denounces the Church,
+not yet dis-established--hopes to see the day when every Bishop
+upon the Bench shall be brought to the block--and stigmatises the
+Universities as the nests of bigotry and intolerance. With many
+oaths, he declares his conviction that Robespierre was a sensible
+fellow--and as he waxes more furious over each successive tumbler,
+you wisely think that there may be some danger in contradicting so
+virulent a champion, and steal from the room at the first convenient
+opportunity. In the drawing-room you find Miss Lewdlaw descanting
+upon her favourite theories. She is expounding to Emily Bobbins her
+rights as a socialist and a woman, and illustrating her lecture by
+some quotations from the works of Aurora Dudevant. The sweet girl,
+evidently under the magnetic influence of her preceptress, regards
+you with a humid eye and flushed cheek as you enter; but having no
+fancy to approach the charmed circle of the Lewdlaw, you keep at
+the other end of the room, and amuse yourself with an illustrated
+copy of Jack Sheppard. In a short time, Bobbins, Bugsley, and
+Scampson, the last partially inebriated, make their appearance; and
+an animated erotic dialogue ensues between the gentleman in dubious
+orders, and the disciple of Mary Wolstonecraft. You begin to feel
+uncomfortable, and as Bugsley is now snoring, and Bobbins attempting
+to convince his helpmate of the propriety of more brandy and water,
+you desert the drawing-room, bolt up-stairs, pack your portmanteau,
+and go to bed with a firm resolution to start next morning by the
+earliest train; and as soon as possible to ascertain whether Jemima
+will consent to accompany you to Canada or Australia, or some other
+uncivilised part of the world where trees grow, waters run, and
+animals exist as nature has decreed, and where the creed of the
+socialist and jargon of the factory are fortunately detested or
+unknown.
+
+Such, gentle reader, is the England which the patriots of the Bright
+school are desirous to behold; and such it may become if we meekly
+and basely yield to revolutionary innovations, and conciliate every
+demagogue by adopting his favourite nostrum. We have certainly been
+digressing a good deal further than is our wont; but we trust you
+will not altogether disapprove of our expedition to the new Utopia.
+We hope that your present, and a great many future Christmasses may
+be spent more pleasantly; and that, in your day at least, peace may
+never be effected at the expense of a virtual solitude. Let us now
+consider what alterations may properly and humanely be made upon the
+present existing Game laws.
+
+On the whole, we are inclined to agree with the resolutions adopted
+by the committee. These appear to recognise the principle of a
+qualified right of property in game, and that this property is now
+vested in the _occupier_ of the soil. By this rule which may if
+necessary be declared by enactment, the tenant has at all times
+the power to secure the game to himself, unless he chooses to part
+with that right by special bargain. It is of course inconsistent
+with this qualified right of property, that any person should
+kill game upon lands which he is not privileged to enter; and the
+committee are therefore of opinion, that the violation of that
+right should still continue to be visited with legal penalties. But
+they think--and in this we most cordially agree with them--that
+considerable alteration should be made in the present penal code,
+and that, in particular, cumulative penalties for poaching should
+be abolished. It is monstrous that such penalties, to which the
+poorer classes in this country are most peculiarly liable, should
+be any longer allowed to exist, while the offence which these are
+intended to punish is in every proper sense a single one. We are
+inclined to get rid of every difficulty on this head by an immediate
+discontinuance of the certificates. The amount of revenue drawn from
+these is really insignificant, and in many cases it must stand in
+the way of a fair exercise of his privilege by the humbler occupant
+of the soil. If a poor upland crofter, who rents an acre or two from
+a humane landlord, and who has laid out part of it in a garden,
+should chance to see, of a clear frosty night, a hare insinuate
+herself through the fence, and demolish his winter greens--it is
+absolute tyranny to maintain, that he may not reach down the old
+rusty fowling-piece from the chimney, take a steady vizzy at puss,
+and tumble her over in the very act of her delinquency, without
+having previously paid over for the use of her gracious Majesty
+some four pounds odds; or otherwise to be liable in a penalty
+of twenty pounds, with the pleasant alternative of six months'
+imprisonment! In such a case as this the man is not sporting; he
+is merely protecting his own, is fairly entitled to convert his
+enemy into wholesome soup, and should be allowed to do so with a
+conscience void of offence towards God or man. We must have no state
+restrictions or qualifications to a right of property which may be
+enjoyed by the smallest cotter, and no protective laws to debar him
+from the exercise of his principle. And therefore it is that we
+advocate the immediate abolition of the certificate.
+
+What the remaining penalty should be is matter for serious
+consideration. It appears evident that the common law of redress
+is not sufficient. Game is at best but a qualified property; for
+your interest in it ceases the moment that it leaves your land;
+but still you _have_ an interest, may be a considerable pecuniary
+loser by its infringement, and therefore you are entitled to demand
+an adequate protection. But then it is hardly possible, when we
+consider what human nature with all its powerful instincts is, to
+look upon poaching in precisely the same light with theft. By no
+process of mental ratiocination can you make a sheep out of a hare.
+You did not buy the creature, it is doubtful whether you bred it,
+and in five minutes more it may be your neighbour's property, and
+that of its own accord. You cannot even reclaim it, though born in
+your private hutch. Now this is obviously a very slippery kind of
+property; and the poor man--who knows these facts quite as well
+as the rich, and who is moreover cursed with a craving stomach, a
+large family, and a strong appetite for roast--is by no means to be
+considered, morally or equitably, in the same light with the ruffian
+who commits a burglary for the sake of your money, or carries away
+your sheep from the fold. It ought to be, if it is not, a principle
+in British law, that the temptation should be considered before
+adjudging upon the particular offence. The schoolboy--whose natural
+propensity for fruit has been roused by the sight of some far too
+tempting pippins, and who, in consequence, has undertaken the
+hazard of a midnight foray--is, if detected in the act, subjected to
+no further penalty than a pecuniary mulct or a thrashing, especially
+if his parents belong to the more respectable classes of society.
+And yet this is a theft as decided and more inexcusable, than if the
+nameless progeny of a vagrant should, hunger-urged, filch a turnip
+or two from a field, and be pounced upon by some heartless farmer,
+who considers that he is discharging every heavenly and earthly duty
+if he pays his rent and taxes with unscrupulous punctuality. It is
+a crying injustice that any trifling piccadillo on the part of the
+poor or their children, should be treated with greater severity than
+is used in the case of the rich. This is neither an equitable nor a
+Christian rule. We have no right to subject the lowest of the human
+family to a contamination from which we would shrink to expose the
+highest; and the true sense of justice and of charity, which, after
+all, we believe to be deeply implanted in the British heart, will,
+we trust, before long, spare us the continual repetition of class
+Pariahs of infant years brought forward in small courts of justice
+for no other apparent reason than to prove, that our laws care more
+leniently for the rich than they do for the offspring of the poor.
+
+While, therefore, we consider it just that game should be protected
+otherwise than by the law of trespass, we would not have the
+penalty made, in isolated cases, a harsh one. A trespass in pursuit
+of game should, we think, be punished in the first instance by a
+fine, not so high as to leave the labourer no other alternative
+than the jail, or so low as to make the payment of it a matter of
+no importance. Let Giles, who has intromitted with a pheasant, be
+mulcted in a week's wages, and let him, at the same time, distinctly
+understand the nature and the end of the career in which he has
+made the incipient step. Show him that an offence, however venial,
+becomes materially aggravated by repetition; for it then assumes
+the character of a daring and wilful defiance of the laws of the
+realm. For the second of offence mulct him still, but higher, and
+let the warning be more solemnly repeated. These penalties might be
+inflicted by a single justice of the peace. But if Giles offends
+a third time, his case becomes far more serious, and he should be
+remitted to a higher tribunal. It is now almost clear that he has
+become a confirmed poacher, and determined breaker of the laws--it
+is more than likely that money is his object. Leniency has been
+tried without success, and it is now necessary to show him that the
+law will not be braved with impunity. Three months' imprisonment,
+with hard labour, should be inflicted for the purpose of reclaiming
+him; and if, after emerging from prison, he should again offend, let
+him forthwith be removed from the country.
+
+Some squeamish people may object to our last proposal as severe.
+We do not think it so. The original nature of the offence has
+become entirely changed; for it must be allowed on all hands,
+that habitual breach of the laws is a very different thing from
+a casual effraction. It would be cruelty to transport an urchin
+for the first handkerchief he has stolen; but after his fourth
+offence, that punishment becomes an actual mercy. Nor should the
+moral effect produced by the residence of a determined poacher in
+any neighbourhood be overlooked. A poacher can rarely carry on
+his illicit trade without assistance: he entices boys by offering
+them a share in his gains, introduces them to the beer and the gin
+shop, and thus they are corrupted for life. It is sheer nonsense to
+say that poaching does not lead to other crimes. It leads in the
+first instance to idleness, which we know to be the parent of all
+crime; and it rapidly wears away all finer sense of the distinction
+between _meum_ and _tuum_. From poacher the transition to smuggler
+is rapid and easy, and your smuggler is usually a desperado. With
+all deference to Mr Welford, his conclusion, that poaching should be
+prevented by the entire extermination of game, is a most pitiable
+instance of calm imperturbable imbecility. He might just as well say
+that the only means of preventing theft is the total destruction of
+property, and the true remedy for murder the annihilation of the
+human race.
+
+We agree also with the committee, that some distinction must
+be made between cases of simple poaching, and those which are
+perpetrated by armed and daring gangs. To these banditti almost
+every instance of assault and murder connected with poaching is
+traceable, and the sooner such fellows are shipped off to hunt
+kangaroos in Australia the better. But we think that such penalties
+as we have indicated above, would in most cases act as a practical
+detention from this offence, and would certainly remove all ground
+for complaint against the unnecessary severity of the law.
+
+With regard to the destruction of crops by game, especially when
+caused by the preserves of a neighbouring proprietor, the committee
+seems to have been rather at a loss to deal. And there is certainly
+a good deal of difficulty in the matter. For on the one hand, the
+game, while committing the depredation, is clearly not the property
+of the preserver, and may of course be killed by the party to whose
+ground it passes: on the other hand, it usually returns to the
+preserve after all the damage has been done. This seems to be one
+of the few instances in which the law can afford no remedy. The
+neighbouring farmer may indeed either shoot in person, or let the
+right of shooting to another; and in most cases he has the power to
+do so--for if his own landlord is also a preserver, it is not likely
+that the damage will be aggravated--and he has taken his farm in the
+full knowledge of the consequences of game preservation. Still there
+must always remain an evil, however partial, and this leads us to
+address a few words to the general body of the game-preservers.
+
+Gentlemen, some of you are not altogether without fault in this
+matter. You have given a handle to accusations, which your
+enemies--and they are the enemies also of the true interests of the
+country--have been eager and zealous in using. You have pushed your
+privileges too far, and, if you do not take care, you will raise a
+storm which it may be very difficult to allay. What, in the name of
+common sense, is the use of this excessive preserving? You are not
+blamed, nor are you blamable, for reserving the right of sporting
+in your own properties to yourselves; but why make your game such
+utterly sacred animals? Why encourage their over-increase to such a
+degree as must naturally injure yourselves by curtailing your rent;
+and which, undoubtedly, whatever be his bargain, must irritate the
+farmer, and lessen that harmony and good-will which ought to exist
+betwixt you both? Is it for sport you do these things? If so, your
+definition of sport must be naturally different from ours. The
+natural instinct of the hunter, which is implanted in the heart
+of man, is in some respects a noble one. He does not, even in a
+savage state, pursue his game, like a wild beast of prey, merely
+for the sake of his appetite--he has a joy in the strong excitement
+and varied incidents of the chase. The wild Indian and the Norman
+disciple of St Hubert, alike considered it a science; and so it
+is even now to us who follow our pastime upon the mountains, and
+who must learn to be as wary and alert as the creatures which we
+seek to kill. The mere skill of the marksman has little to do with
+the real enjoyment of sport. That may be as well exhibited upon a
+target as upon a living object, and surely there is no pleasure
+at all in the mere wanton destruction of life. The true sportsman
+takes delight in the sagacity and steadiness of his dogs--in seeking
+for the different wild animals each in its peculiar haunt--and his
+relish is all the keener for the difficulty and uncertainty of his
+pursuit. Such at least is our idea of sport, and we should know
+something about it, having carried a gun almost as long as we can
+remember. But it is possible we may be getting antiquated in our
+notions. Two months ago we took occasion to make some remarks upon
+the modern murders on the moors, and we are glad to observe that our
+humane doctrine has been received with almost general acquiescence.
+We must now look to the doings at the Manor House, at which, Heaven
+be praised, we never have assisted; but the bruit thereof has gone
+abroad, and we believe the tidings to be true.
+
+We have heard of game preserved over many thousands of acres, not
+waste, but yellow corn-land, with many an intervening belt of
+noble wood and copse, until the ground seems actually alive with
+the number of its animal occupants. The large, squat, sleek hares
+lie couched in every furrow; each thistle-tuft has its lurking
+rabbit; and ceaseless at evening is the crow of the purple-necked
+pheasant from the gorse. The crops ripen, and are gathered in,
+not so plentifully as the richness of the land would warrant, but
+still strong and heavy. The partridges are now seen running in the
+stubble-fields, or sunning themselves on some pleasant bank, so
+secure that they hardly will take the trouble to fly away as you
+approach, but generally slip through a hedge, and lie down upon the
+other side. And no wonder; for not only has no gun been fired over
+the whole extensive domain, though the autumn is now well advanced;
+but a cordon of gamekeepers extends along the whole skirts of the
+estate, and neither lurcher nor poacher can manage to effect an
+entrance. Within ten minutes after they had set foot within the
+guarded territory, the first would be sprawling upon his back in the
+agonies of death, and the second on his way to the nearest justice
+of peace, with two pairs of knuckles uncomfortably lodged within
+the innermost folds of his neckcloth. The proprietor, a middle-aged
+gentleman of sedentary habits, does not, in all probability, care
+much about sporting. If he does, he rents a moor in Scotland,
+where he amuses himself until well on in October, and then feels
+less disposed for a tamer and a heavier sport. But in November he
+expects, after his ancient hospitable fashion, to have a select
+party at the manor-house, and he is desirous of affording them
+amusement. They arrive, to the number, perhaps, of a dozen males,
+some of then persons of an elevated rank, or of high political
+connexion. There is considerable commotion on the estate. The staff
+of upper and under keepers assemble with a large train of beaters
+before the baronial gateway. They bring with them neither pointers
+nor setters--these old companions of the sportsman are useless in
+a battue; but there are some retrievers in the leash, and a few
+well-broken spaniels. It is quite a scene for Landseer--that antique
+portico, with the group before it, and the gay and sloping uplands
+illuminated by a clear winter's sun. The guests sally forth, all
+mirth and spirits, and the whole party proceed to an appointed
+cover. Then begins the massacre. There is a shouting and rustling of
+beaters: at every step the gorgeous pheasant whirs from the bush, or
+the partridge glances slopingly through the trees, or the woodcock
+wings his way on scared and noiseless pinion. Rabbits by the hundred
+are scudding distractedly from one pile of brushwood to another.
+Loud cries of "Mark!" are heard on every side, and at each shout
+there is the explosion of a fowling-piece. No time now to stop and
+load. The keeper behind you is always ready with a spare gun. How
+he manages to cram in the powder and shot so quickly is an absolute
+matter of marvel; for you let fly at every thing, and have lost all
+regard to the ordinary calculations of distance. You had better take
+care of yourself, however, for you are getting into a thicket, and
+neither Sir Robert, who is on your right, nor the Marquis, who is
+your left-hand neighbour, are remarkable for extra caution, and the
+Baronet, in particular, is short-sighted. We don't quite like the
+appearance of that hare which is doubling back. You had better try
+to stop her before she reaches that vista in the wood. Bang!--you
+miss, and, at the same moment, a charge of number five, from the
+weapon of the Vavasour, takes effect upon the corduroys of your
+thigh, and, though the wound is but skin-deep, makes you dance an
+extempore fandango.
+
+And so you go on from cover to cover, for five successive hours,
+through this rural poultry-yard, slaying, and, what is worse,
+wounding without slaying, beyond all ordinary calculation. You
+have had a good day's amusement, have you? Our dear sir, in the
+estimation of any sensible man or thorough sportsman, you might as
+well have been amusing yourself with a ride in the heart of Falkirk
+Tryst, or assisting at one of those German Jagds, where the deer
+are driven into inclosures, and shot down to the music of lute,
+harp, cymbal, dulcimer, sackbut, and psaltery. In fact, between
+ourselves, it is not a thing to boast of, and the amusement is, to
+say the least of it, an expensive one. For the sake of giving you,
+and the Marquis, and Sir Robert, and a few more, two or three days'
+sport, your host has sacrificed a great part of the legitimate
+rental of his estate--has maintained, from one end of the year to
+the other, all those personages in fustian and moleskin--and has,
+moreover, made his tenantry sulky. Do you think the price paid is in
+any way compensated by the value received? Of course not. You are a
+man of sense, and therefore, for the future, we trust that you will
+set your face decidedly against the battue system: shoot yourself,
+as a gentleman ought to do--or, if you do not care about it, give
+permission to your own tenantry to do so. Rely upon it, they will
+not abuse the privilege.
+
+The fact is, there never should be more than two coveys in one
+field, or half-a-dozen hares in each moderate slip of plantation.
+That, believe us, with the accession you will derive from your
+neighbours, is quite sufficient to keep you in exercise during the
+season, and to supply your table with game. No tenant whatever will
+object to find food for such a stock. If you want more exciting
+sport, come north next August, and we shall take you to a moor which
+is preserved by a single shepherd's herd, where you may kill your
+twenty brace a-day for a month, and have a chance of a red-deer
+into the bargain. But, if you will not leave the south, do not, we
+beseech you, turn yourself into a hen-wife, and become ridiculous
+as a hatcher of pheasants' eggs. The thing, we are told, has been
+done by gentlemen of small property, for the purpose of getting up
+an appearance of game: it would be quite as sane a proceeding to
+improve the beauty of a prospect by erecting cast-iron trees. Above
+all things, whatever you do, remember that you are the denizen of a
+free country, where individual rights, however sacred in themselves,
+must not be extended to the injury of those around you.
+
+To say the truth, we have observed with great pain, that a far too
+exclusive spirit has of late manifested itself in certain high
+places, and among persons whom we regard too much to be wholly
+indifferent to their conduct. This very summer the public press
+has been indignant in its denunciation of the Dukes of Atholl and
+Leeds--the one having, as it is alleged, attempted to shut up a
+servitude road through Glen Tilt, and the other established a
+cordon for many miles around the skirts of Ben-na-Mac-Dhui, our
+highest Scottish mountain. We are not fully acquainted with the
+particulars; but from what we have heard, it would appear that this
+wholesale exclusion from a vast tract of territory is intended to
+secure the solitude of two deer-forests. Now, we are not going to
+argue the matter upon legal grounds--although, knowing something of
+law, we have a shrewd suspicion that both noble lords are in utter
+misconception of their rights, and are usurping a sovereignty which
+is not to be found in their charters, and which was never claimed or
+exercised even by the Scottish Kings. But the churlishness of the
+step is undeniable, and we cannot but hope that it has proceeded far
+more on thoughtlessness than from intention. The day has been, when
+any clansman, or even any stranger, might have taken a deer from
+the forest, tree from the hill, or a salmon from the river, without
+leave asked or obtained: and though that state of society has long
+since passed away, we never till now have heard that the free air
+of the mountains, and their heather ranges, are not open to him
+who seeks them. Is it indeed come to this, that in bonny Scotland,
+the tourist, the botanist, or the painter, are to be debarred from
+visiting the loveliest spots which nature ever planted in the heart
+of a wilderness, on pretence that they disturb the deer! In a few
+years we suppose Ben Lomond will be preserved, and the summit of Ben
+Nevis remain as unvisited by the foot of the traveller as the icy
+peak of the Jungfrau. Not so, assuredly, would have acted the race
+of Tullibardine of yore. Royal were their hunting gatherings, and
+magnificent the driving of the Tinchel; but over all their large
+territory of Atholl, the stranger might have wandered unquestioned,
+except to know if he required hospitality. It is not now the gate
+which is shut, but the moor; and that not against the depredator,
+but against the peaceful wayfaring man. Nor can we as sportsmen
+admit even the relevancy of the reasons which have been assigned for
+this wholesale exclusion. We are convinced, that in each season not
+above thirty or forty tourists essay the ascent of Ben-na-Mac-Dhui,
+and of that number, in all probability, not one has either met
+or startled a red deer. Very few men would venture to strike out
+a devious path for themselves over the mountains near Loch Aven,
+which, in fact, constitute the wildest district of the island.
+The Quaker tragedy of Helvellyn might easily be re-enacted amidst
+the dreary solitudes of Cairn Gorm, and months elapse before your
+friends are put in possession of some questionable bones. Nothing
+but enthusiasm will carry a man through the intricacies of Glen
+Lui, the property of Lord Fife, to whom it was granted at no very
+distant period of time out of the forfeited Mar estates, and which
+is presently rented by the Duke of Leeds; and nothing more absurd
+can be supposed, than that the entry of a single wanderer into that
+immense domain, can have the effect of scaring the deer from the
+limits of so large a range. This is an absurd and an empty excuse,
+as every deer-stalker must know. A stag is not so easily frightened,
+nor will he fly the country from terror at the apparition of the
+Cockney. Depend upon it, the latter will be a good deal the more
+startled of the two. With open mouth and large gooseberry eyes,
+he will stand gazing upon the vision of the Antlered Monarch; the
+sketch-book and pencil-case drop from his tremulous hands, and
+he stands aghast in apprehension of a charge of horning, against
+which he has no defence save a cane camp-stool, folded up into the
+semblance of a yellow walking-stick. Not so the Red-deer. For a few
+moments he will regard the Doudney-clad wanderer of the wilds, not
+in fear but in surprise; and then, snuffing the air which conveys
+to his nostrils an unaccustomed flavour of bergamot and lavender,
+he will trot away over the shoulder of the hill, move further up
+the nearest corrie, and in a quarter of an hour will be lying down
+amidst his hinds in the thick brackens that border the course of the
+lonely burn.
+
+We could say a great deal more upon this subject; but we hope that
+expansion is unnecessary. Throughout all Europe the right of passage
+over waste and uncultivated land, where there never were and never
+can be inclosures, appears to be universally conceded. What would
+his Grace of Leeds say, if he were told that the Bernese Alps were
+shut up, and the liberty of crossing them denied, because some Swiss
+seigneur had taken it into his head to establish a chamois preserve?
+The idea of preserving deer in the way now attempted is completely
+modern, and we hope will be immediately abandoned. It must not,
+for the sake of our country, be said, that in Scotland, not only
+the inclosures, but the wilds and the mountains are shut out from
+the foot of man; and that, where no highway exists, he is debarred
+from the privilege of the heather. Whatever may be the abstract
+legal rights of the aristocracy, we protest against the policy and
+propriety of a system which would leave Ben Cruachan to the eagles,
+and render Loch Ericht and Loch Aven as inaccessible as those mighty
+lakes which are said to exist in Central Africa, somewhere about the
+sources of the Niger.
+
+
+
+
+INDEX TO VOL. LX.
+
+
+ Abd-el-Kader, sketches of, 348.
+
+ Adelaide, Queen, anecdote of, 584.
+
+ Advice to an intending Serialist, 590.
+
+ Affghanistan, sketch of the recent history of, 540.
+
+ Agave Americana, the, 266.
+
+ Agriculture in Mexico, 266.
+
+ Aird, Thomas, a summer day by, 277.
+
+ Aire, siege of, 529.
+
+ Algeria, 534.
+
+ America, effects of the discovery of, 261.
+
+ Americans and Aborigines, the, a tale of the short war--Part
+ Last, 45.
+
+ Anhalt, Prince of, 529.
+
+ Annals and antiquities of London, 673.
+
+ Anti-corn-law league, the, 250.
+
+ Arabs, sketches of the, 341.
+
+ Army, the, 129
+ --present defects in, and their improvement, 131
+ --punishments, 133
+ --rewards, 136
+ --sale of commissions, 137
+ --education, 138
+ --dress, 142.
+
+ Arras, siege of, 527.
+
+ Ascherson, Herr, 101.
+
+
+ Badger, habits of the, 497.
+
+ Barrados, General, defeat of, 274.
+
+ Barrett, Miss, poems by, 488.
+
+ Bautzen, battle of, 579.
+
+ Ben Douda, an Arab chief, 341.
+
+ Bethune, capture of, 528.
+
+ Blanco, General, 2.
+
+ Blidah, town of, 339.
+
+ Bocca di Cattaro, the, 431.
+
+ Bona, town of, 344.
+
+ Boston, town of, 474.
+
+ Bouchain, siege of, 537.
+
+ Bright, Mr, on the game laws, 757.
+
+ British Association, remarks on the, 640.
+
+ Burnes, Sir Alexander, murder of, 553.
+
+ Bustamente, president of Mexico, 274.
+
+
+ Cabanero, General, 302.
+
+ Cabellos' life of Cabrera, 295.
+
+ Cabrera, sketch of the career of, 293.
+
+ Callao, fort of, 3.
+
+ Canada, sketches of, 464.
+
+ Carbunculo of Peru, the, 193.
+
+ Carlist war, sketches of the, 293.
+
+ Carnicer, Colonel, 293, 294.
+
+ Carnival in Peru, the, 9.
+
+ Castel Fuerte, viceroy of Peru, 7.
+
+ Cathedral of Mexico, the, 269.
+
+ Cattaro, town of, 431.
+
+ Cerro de Parco, silver mines of, 182.
+
+ Change on Change, 492.
+
+ Charles Russell, the gentleman commoner, Chap. I., 145
+ --Chap. II., 309.
+
+ Chili, war of, with Peru, 2.
+
+ Christina of Spain, notices of, 741.
+
+ Coco-tree of Peru, the, 189.
+
+ Columbus, from Schiller, 333.
+
+ Commissions, sale of, in the army, 137.
+
+ Condé, Prince of, 704.
+
+ Conde's Daughter, the, 496.
+
+ Condor, the, 3.
+
+ Cookery and Civilisation, 238.
+
+ Cordilleras of Peru, the, 181.
+
+ Corn-law repeal, on the, 249.
+
+ Cortes, armour of, 270
+ --conquest of Mexico by, 272.
+
+ Coursing, passion for, in Peru, 15.
+
+ Creoles of Peru, the, 8.
+
+ Criminal law, on the, 721.
+
+
+ Dance, the, from Schiller, 480.
+
+ Dead Rose, a, by E. B. Barrett, 491.
+
+ Death of Zumalacarregui, the, 56.
+
+ Dedomenicis, Signor, 103.
+
+ Dejazet the actress, 413.
+
+ Denmark, sketches of, 645.
+
+ Diseases of Peru, the, 179, 181.
+
+ Ditmarschers, the, 646.
+
+ Dost Mohammed, sketch of the life of, 540.
+
+ Douay, siege of, 525.
+
+ Drama, the romantic, 161.
+
+ Dramatic mysteries in Peru, 187.
+
+ Dress of the army, the, 143.
+
+ Dudevant, Madame, 423.
+
+ Dumas, Alexander, notices of, 417.
+
+
+ Earthquakes in Lima, 13.
+
+ Education of the soldier, on the, 138.
+
+ Elinor Travis, a tale, Chap. II., 83.
+ --Chapter the Last, 444.
+
+ England in the new world, 464.
+
+ English Hexameters, letters on,
+ --Letter I., 19
+ --Letter II., 327
+ --Letter III., 477.
+
+ English Poor laws, operation of the, 555.
+
+ Epic poem, on the, 163.
+
+ Espartero, General, 301.
+
+ Espinoza, Major, anecdote of, 303.
+
+ Esteller, death of, 303.
+
+ Eugene, Prince, 34, 698.
+
+
+ Fergusson's notes of a professional life, review of, 129.
+
+ Fishes of Peru, the, 18.
+
+ Flogging in the army, on, 133.
+
+ France, state of criminal procedure in, 721.
+
+ Free trade, on, 249.
+
+ Frieslanders, the, 651.
+
+ From Schiller, 333.
+
+
+ Game laws, on the, 754.
+
+ Gaming, prevalence of, in Mexico, 267.
+
+ Germany, state of criminal law in, 721.
+
+ Ghent, capture of, by Marlborough, 23.
+
+ Girardin, M., 420.
+
+ Gomez, General, 299.
+
+ Guano deposits in Peru, the, 17.
+
+ Gutzkow's Paris, review of, 411.
+
+
+ Hanging bridges of Peru, the, 182.
+
+ Hector in the garden, by Elizabeth B. Barrett, 493.
+
+ Heron, habits of the, 397.
+
+ Hexameters, English, letters on
+ --Letter I., 19.
+ --Letter II., 327.
+ --Letter III., 477.
+
+ Hidalgos, insurrection of, in Mexico, 272.
+
+ Highland wild sports, 389.
+
+ Historical romance, on the, 162.
+
+ Hochelaga, or England in the New World, review of, 464.
+
+ Holsche, Lieutenant, anecdotes of, 587, 588.
+
+ Holstein, sketches of, 645.
+
+ Honour to the Plough, 613.
+
+ Horses of Algeria, the, 345
+ --of Peru, 11.
+
+ How I became a Yeoman--Chap. I., 358
+ --Chap. II., 362
+ --Chap. III., 366
+ --Chap. IV., 371.
+ --Chap. V., 374.
+
+ How to build a house and live in it--No. II., 349.
+
+ Howden, Lord, death of Zumalacarregui by, 56.
+
+ Hydropathy, on, 376.
+
+
+ Ignazio, 102.
+
+ Imprisonment as a punishment, on, 722.
+
+ Indians of Peru, the, 183, 185.
+
+ Inns of Peru, the, 181.
+
+ Inquisition in Peru, the, 7.
+
+ Isabella of Spain, marriage of, 740.
+
+ Iturbide, rise and fall of, 273.
+
+
+ Jalapa, city of, 265.
+
+ Jamaica, Metcalfe's government of, 662.
+
+ Janin, Jules, 421.
+
+ Jesuits, expulsion of the, from Peru, 6.
+
+ Jews in Algiers, the, 344.
+
+ Juan Fernandez, island of, 3.
+
+ Juan Santos, insurrection of, 190.
+
+
+ Kabyles, the, 345.
+
+ Kennedy's Algeria, review of, 334.
+
+ Kingston, town of, 470.
+
+ Kleist, General, 579.
+
+ Kohl in Denmark and the Marshes, review of, 645.
+
+ Kulm, battle of, 581.
+
+
+ Lal, Mohan, Life of Dost Mahommed by, 539.
+
+ Last recollections of Napoleon, 110.
+
+ Late and present Ministry, the, 249.
+
+ Lays and legends of the Thames, 729.
+
+ Law, the, and its punishments, 721.
+
+ Letters and impressions from Paris, 411.
+
+ Letters on English Hexameters
+ --Letter I., 19.
+ --Letter II., 327.
+ --Letter III., 477.
+
+ Life at the water cure, review of, 376.
+
+ Lille, siege and citadel of, 22.
+
+ Lima, town of, 5.
+
+ Lodge, A., the Minstrel's Curse, by, 177.
+
+ London, annals and antiquities of, 673.
+
+ London Bridge, 730.
+
+ Louis XIV., character of, 517
+ --contrasted with William III., 522.
+
+ Louis Philippe and the Spanish marriages, 742.
+
+ Lowe, Sir Hudson, 122, 126.
+
+ Luigia de Medici, 614.
+
+ Lutzen, battle of, 578.
+
+
+ Maconochie, Captain, on punishment, 725.
+
+ Malplaquet, battle of, 33.
+
+ Man's requirements, by Elizabeth B. Barrett, 489.
+
+ Marey, General, 340.
+
+ Market of Lima, the, 12.
+
+ Marlborough's Dispatches, 1708, 1709, 22
+ --1710, 1711, 517
+ --1711, 1712, 690
+ --his death and character, 702.
+
+ Marshall's Military Miscellany, review of, 129.
+
+ Maude's Spinning, by E. B. Barrett, 490.
+
+ Medeah, town of, 340.
+
+ Mesmeric mountebanks, 223.
+
+ Metcalfe, Lord, government of Jamaica by, 662.
+
+ Mexico, its history and people, 261
+ --valley and city of, 269.
+
+ Mildred, a tale--Part I., chapter I., 709
+ --chapter II., 713
+ --chapter III., 718.
+
+ Military Education in Prussia, 573.
+
+ Mine, forest, and cordillera, the, 172.
+
+ Minstrel's Curse the, from Uhland, 177.
+
+ Mohan Lal in Affghanistan, 539.
+
+ Monasteries of Spain, state of, when suppressed, 295.
+
+ Mons, siege of, 31.
+
+ Montalban, siege of, 305.
+
+ Montenegro, visit to the Vladika of, 428.
+
+ Montesquieu, Marshal, 525.
+
+ Montholon's Napoleon, review of, 110.
+
+ Montpensier, Duke of, 751.
+
+ Montreal, town of, 470.
+
+ More Rogues in Outline--the sick antiquary, 101
+ --Signor Dedomenicis, 103
+ --Scaling a coin, 107.
+
+ Moreau, death of, 580.
+
+ Morella, capture of, by Cabrera, 301.
+
+ Morellos, insurrection of, 272.
+
+ Moriamur pro Rege Nostro--Chap. I., 194
+ --Chap. II., 201
+ --Chap. III., 210
+ --Chap. IV., 216
+ --Conclusion, 221.
+
+ Morning and other poems, review of, 62.
+
+ Mules of Peru, the, 12.
+
+ Museum of Mexico, the, 270.
+
+ My College Friends--No. IV., Charles Russell, the gentleman commoner
+ --Chap. I., 145
+ --Chap. II., 309.
+
+
+ Napoleon and Louis XIV., parallel between, 520
+ --last recollections of, 110.
+
+ Negro carnival in Peru, the, 17.
+
+ Negroes of Peru, the, 9.
+
+ Niagara, Falls of, 471.
+
+ Nogueras, General, 297.
+
+ North America, features of, 262.
+
+ New Scottish Plays and Poems, 62.
+
+ New Sentimental Journey, a--At Moulins, 481
+ --Clermont, 484
+ --on a stone, 606
+ --the Philosopher, 608
+ --a Shandrydan, 611.
+
+ Newspapers, on, 629.
+
+
+ Odysseus, from Schiller, 333.
+
+ Ogilvy's Highland Minstrelsy, review of, 62.
+
+ Old Ignazio, 102.
+
+ Opera in Paris, state of the, 415.
+
+ Operation of the English Poor-laws, 555.
+
+ Orizaba, mountain of, 265.
+
+
+ Palace of Mexico, the, 269.
+
+ Pardinas, General, defeat and death of, 303.
+
+ Paredes, General, 275.
+
+ Paris, letters and impressions from, 411.
+
+ Peel, Sir Robert, policy of, 249
+ --his financial system, 252.
+
+ Pellicer, Colonel, cruelties of, 306.
+
+ Perote, town of, 265.
+
+ Peru, 1
+ --the mine, forest, and cordillera, 179.
+
+ Poaching in the Highlands, 403.
+
+ Poems by Elizabeth Barrett Barrett
+ --a woman's shortcomings, 488
+ --a man's requirements, 489
+ --Maude's spinning, 490
+ --a dead rose, 491
+ --change on change, 492
+ --a reed, ib.
+ --Hector in the garden, 493.
+
+ Poetry--The minstrel's curse, 177
+ --a summer day, by Thomas Aird, 277
+ --Columbus, &c., from Schiller, 333
+ --the Dance, from Schiller, 480
+ --poems by Miss Barrett, 488
+ --honour to the plough, 613
+ --London Bridge, 730
+ --Song for the million, 733
+ --Thames Tunnel, 736
+ --St Magnus', Kirkwall, 753.
+
+ Poor-Law, operation of the, 555.
+
+ Prussian military memoirs, 572.
+
+ Puebla, city of, 268.
+
+ Pulque, manufacture of, 266.
+
+ Puna of Peru, the, 186.
+
+ Punishment, state of, under the English law, 722
+ --objects of, 724.
+
+ Punishments in the army, 134
+ --of the law, 721.
+
+
+ Quebec, city of, 465.
+
+ Quesnoy, capture of, 694.
+
+ Quinté, bay of, 470.
+
+
+ Rachel the actress, 413.
+
+ Rahden's wanderings of a soldier, review of, 572.
+
+ Raven, anecdotes of the, 402.
+
+ Recent royal marriages, on 740.
+
+ Red deer, habits of the, 408.
+
+ Reed, a, by Elizabeth Barrett Barrett, 492.
+
+ Reichenbach, count, anecdote of, 577, 584.
+
+ Requiera, Padre, 15.
+
+ Rewards for the army, on, 136.
+
+ Roads of Peru, the, 80.
+
+ Robbers of Mexico, the, 267
+ --of Peru, 14.
+
+ Romantic drama, the, 161.
+
+ Russell minstry, the, 257.
+
+
+ St John's wild sports of the Highlands, review of, 389.
+
+ St John's, town of, 464.
+
+ St Juan D'Ulloa, fort of, 265.
+
+ St Magnus', Kirkwall, 753.
+
+ St Marie's Algeria, review of, 334.
+
+ St Venant, capture of, 529.
+
+ Salcedo silver mine, the, 184.
+
+ San Jose silver mine, 185.
+
+ Sand, George, 423.
+
+ Santa Anna, rise of, 273.
+
+ Santa Cruz, protector of Peru, 2.
+
+ Santos, Juan, 190.
+
+ Scaling a coin, 107.
+
+ Schiller, translations from, 333, 480.
+
+ Scorpion eaters among the Arabs, 342.
+
+ Scottish plays and poems, 62.
+
+ Seal, habits of the, 401.
+
+ Segura, destruction of the town of, 304.
+
+ Serialist, advice to an intending, 590.
+
+ Shark, combat with a, 3.
+
+ Short enlistments, advantages of, 132.
+
+ Shujah, Shah, sketches of, 541.
+
+ Sick antiquary, the, 101.
+
+ Signor Dedomenicis, 103.
+
+ Silver mines of Mexico, the, 271
+ --of Peru, 182.
+
+ Smith, Hannibal, letter to, 590.
+
+ Smith's antiquarian ramble in the streets of London, review of, 673.
+
+ Solitary confinement, on, 725.
+
+ Song for the million, 733.
+
+ South America, features of, 262.
+
+ Soyer's cookery, review of, 238.
+
+ Spanish marriage, on the, 631-740.
+
+ Steffens, Professor, anecdote of, 577.
+
+ Storms of Peru, the, 182.
+
+ Summer day, a, by Thomas Aird, 277.
+
+ Superstitions of Mexico, the, 275.
+
+ Surville, defence of Tournay by, 29.
+
+ Swan, wild, habits of the, 398.
+
+
+ Thames, Lays and Legends of the, 729
+ --tunnel, 735.
+
+ Things in general, 625.
+
+ Tournay, siege of, 28.
+
+ Tower of London, the, 732.
+
+ Tschudi's Peru, review of, 1, 179.
+
+ Tupac Amaru, 191.
+
+ Turenne, Marshal, 704.
+
+
+ Uhland, the minstrel's curse by, 177.
+
+ United States, sketches of the, 471.
+
+ Utrecht, peace of, 693.
+
+
+ Valparaiso, town of, 3.
+
+ Vampire bat of Peru, the, 192.
+
+ Vandamme, General, 581.
+
+ Vera Cruz, town of, 263.
+
+ Vigo, General, death of, 304.
+
+ Villars, Marshal, 33, 526.
+
+ Visit to the Vladika of Montenegro, a, 428.
+
+ Von Rahden's wanderings of a soldier, review of, 575.
+
+
+ Water cure, the, 376.
+
+ Waterloo, Napoleon on, 123.
+
+ Welford's evidence on the game laws, 757.
+
+ West Indies, recent history of the, 662.
+
+ White's Earl of Gowrie, &c., review of, 62.
+
+ Wild Sports and Natural History of the Highlands, 389.
+
+ Wild swan, habits of the, 398.
+
+ William III., parallel between, and Louis XIV., 522.
+
+ Woman's shortcomings, by E. B. Barrett, 488.
+
+ Woods of Peru, the, 192.
+
+
+ Yanez, colonel, death of, 268.
+
+ Yca, province of, 17.
+
+ Yussuf, an Arab leader, 347
+
+
+ Zettinié, city of, 439
+
+ Zumalacarregui, death of, 56.
+
+_Edinburgh: Printed by Ballantyne and Hughes, Paul's Work, Canongate._
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+
+<h1>BLACKWOOD'S
+EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.</h1>
+
+<p class="center">No. CCCLXXIV.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="bb bt">DECEMBER, 1846.</span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;VOL. LX.</p>
+
+
+<h2><br />
+CONTENTS.</h2>
+
+
+
+<div class="center">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" summary="contents">
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Kohl in Denmark and in the Marshes</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_645">645</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Lord Metcalfe's Government of Jamaica</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_662">662</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Annals and Antiquities of London</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_673">673</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Marlborough's Dispatches.</span> 1711-1712,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_690">690</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Mildred. A Tale. Part I.</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_709">709</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">The Law and its Punishments</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_721">721</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Legends of the Thames</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_729">729</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Recent Royal Marriages</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_740">740</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">St Magnus', Kirkwall</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_753">753</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">The Game Laws</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_754">754</a></td></tr>
+</table></div>
+
+<p class="center">&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+<p class="center space-above">
+<big>EDINBURGH:</big><br />
+WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS, 45, GEORGE STREET;<br />
+AND 37, PATERNOSTER ROW, LONDON.<br />
+<i>To whom all Communications (post paid) must be addressed.</i><br />
+<small>SOLD BY ALL THE BOOKSELLERS IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.</small><br />
+&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<small>PRINTED BY BALLANTYNE AND HUGHES, EDINBURGH.</small><br />
+</p>
+
+<hr class="tb" />
+
+
+
+<p class="center">
+<i>In the Press, a Seventh Edition of</i><br />
+
+<span class="b12"><br />THE HISTORY OF EUROPE,</span><br />
+<br /><small>FROM THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE FRENCH REVOLUTION TO THE BATTLE OF WATERLOO.</small><br />
+<br />
+BY ARCHIBALD ALISON, F. R. S.<br />
+
+&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+
+
+&#8258; This Edition will be handsomely printed in Crown Octavo; the First<br />
+Volume to be Published on the 24th of December, and the remaining Volumes<br />
+Monthly.<br />
+<br />
+PRICE SIX SHILLINGS EACH.<br />
+</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_645" id="Page_645">&nbsp;</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>BLACKWOOD'S
+EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.</h2>
+
+<p class="center">No. CCCLXXIV.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="bb bt">DECEMBER, 1846.</span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;VOL. LX.</p>
+
+
+
+<h2><br />KOHL IN DENMARK AND IN THE MARSHES.</h2>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p><i>Die Marschen und Inseln der Herzogthümer Schleswig und Holstein. Reisen in
+Dänemark und den Herzogthümer Schleswig und Holstein.</i></p></blockquote>
+
+
+<p>Mr. Kohl, the most prolific of modern
+German writers, the most indefatigable
+of travellers, is already well
+known to the English public by his
+"Sketches of the English," "Travels
+in Ireland," and many other publications
+too numerous to remember. He
+is a gentleman of marvellous facility
+in travelling over foreign ground&mdash;of
+extraordinary capabilities in the manufacturing
+of books. Within five
+years he has given to the world, hostages
+for fame, some thirty or forty
+volumes; and explored, socially, politically,
+scientifically, and æsthetically,
+North and South Russia, Poland,
+Moravia, Hungary, Bavaria, Great
+Britain, France, Denmark, and we
+know not how many other countries
+besides. It is as difficult to stop
+his pen as his feet. He is always
+trotting, and writing whilst he trots,
+and evidently without the smallest
+fatigue from either occupation. He
+plays on earth the part assigned to
+the lark above it by the poet: he,</p>
+
+<p>
+"Singing, still doth soar; and soaring, ever singeth."<br />
+</p>
+
+<p>He has already announced a scheme
+that has occurred to him for a commercial
+map, which shall contain, in
+various colours, the productions and
+raw materials of every country in the
+world, with lines appended, marking
+the course they take to their several
+ports of embarkation. We shrewdly
+suspect that this gigantic scheme has
+grown out of another, more personal
+and profitable, and already put in
+practice. We could almost swear that
+Mr Kohl had drawn up a literary map
+on the very same principle, with dots
+for the countries and districts to be
+visited and worked up, and lines to
+mark the course for the conveyance
+of that very raw material, which he
+is eternally digging up on the way,
+in the shape of disquisitions about
+nothing, and moral reflections on every
+thing. Denmark occupies him to-day.
+We will wager that he is already intent
+upon working out an article or
+book from neighbouring Norway or
+adjacent Sweden.</p>
+
+<p>It was remarked the other day by a
+writer, that one great literary fault of
+the present day is a desire to be "so
+priggishly curt and epigrammatic,"
+that almost every lucubration comes
+from the furnace with a coating of
+"small impertinence," perfectly intolerable
+to the sober reader. If any
+writer is anxious to correct this fault,
+let him take our advice gratis, and
+sit down at once to a course of Kohl.
+So admirable a spinner of long yarns
+from the smallest threads, never flourished.
+We have most honestly and
+perseveringly waded through his eleven
+or twelve hundred pages of close print,
+and we unhesitatingly confess that we<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_646" id="Page_646">[646]</a></span>
+have never before perused so much, of
+which we have retained so little. Does
+not every man, woman, and child, in
+these days of cheap fares and everlasting
+steamers, know by heart all
+that can be said or sung about "tones
+from the sea?" Are they not to be
+summoned, at any given moment,
+under any given circumstances, by
+your fire at twilight, on your pillow
+at midnight? Mr Kohl proses
+about these eternal "<i>tones</i>," till salt
+water becomes odious&mdash;about
+storms, till they calm you to sleep&mdash;about
+calms, till they drive you to
+fury&mdash;about winds and waves, till
+your head aches with their motion.
+We will not pretend to tell you,
+reader, all the differences that exist
+between high marsh-land and low
+marsh-land, broad dikes and narrow
+dikes, or to describe the downs and
+embankments which we have seen, go
+whithersoever we may, ever since we
+have risen from the perusal of Mr
+Kohl's book. We will not, because
+Mr Kohl has dealt hardly by us, have
+our revenge upon you. Nay, we could
+not, if we would. The picture is
+jumbled in our critical head, as it lies
+confused in the author's work, which
+is as disjointed a labour as ever
+puzzled science seeking in chaos for a
+system. Backwards and forwards he
+goes&mdash;now up to his head in the
+marshes, now lighting upon an island,
+disdaining geography, giving the go-by
+to history, dragging us recklessly
+through digressions, repudiating any
+thing like order, and utterly oblivious
+of that beautiful scheme so dear to his
+heart, by which we are to trace the
+natural course of every thing under
+the sun but the narrative of Mr Kohl's
+very tedious adventures.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Kohl knows very well what is
+the duty of a faithful delineator of
+foreign countries and manners. He
+acknowledges in his preface, that his
+work is rather a make-up of simple
+remarks than a comprehensive description
+of the countries named in
+the titlepage. This confession is not&mdash;as
+is often the case&mdash;a modest appreciation
+of great merits, but a true
+estimate of small achievements. It
+is the simple fact. As for the consolatory
+reflections of the author, that
+he has at all events proved that he
+knows more of the lands he describes
+than his countrymen who stay at
+home, it is of so lowly a character
+that we are by no means disposed to
+discuss it. When he adds, however,
+that he has already earned a kind
+reception from the world, and trusts
+to be reckoned amongst the men who
+have been useful, we may be permitted
+to hint, that neither a kind
+reception nor the quality of usefulness
+will long be vouchsafed to the
+individual who leads confiding but
+unfortunate readers a Will-o'-the-Wisp
+chase over bogs and moors that
+have no end, and compels them to
+swallow, diluted in bottles three, the
+draught which might easily have
+found its way into an ordinary phial.</p>
+
+<p>That there are gems in the volumes
+cannot be denied: that they are not
+of the first water, is equally beyond a
+doubt. Scattered over a prodigious
+surface, they have not been gained
+without some difficulty. Those who
+are not able or disposed to turn to the
+original, will be glad to learn from us
+something of the sturdy Frieslanders
+and Ditmarschers. They who have
+energy and patience enough to overcome
+the prolixity of the author, will
+at least give us credit for some perseverance,
+and appreciate the difficulties
+of our task.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Kohl commences his work with
+a description of the <i>Islands</i>. We will
+follow the order of the titlepage, and
+begin with the "Marshes" and their
+brave and hardy inhabitants. The
+author informs us, with pardonable
+exultation, that, upon asking a German
+of ordinary education whether
+he knew who the Ditmarschers are,
+he was most satisfactorily answered,
+"<i>Ja wohl!</i> are they not the famous
+peasants of Denmark who would not
+surrender to the king?" We question
+whether many Englishmen, of
+even an extraordinary education,
+would have answered at once so glibly
+or correctly. To enable them to meet
+the question of any future Kohl with
+promptness and success, we will introduce
+them at once to this singular
+race, and give a rapid sketch of their
+country and political existence.</p>
+
+<p>The territory inhabited by the Ditmarschers
+is a small district of flat
+country, stretching along the Elbe
+and the Eyder, and is about a hundred
+miles in length. Its maritime<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_647" id="Page_647">[647]</a></span>
+frontier was originally defended by
+lofty mounds, which opposed the encroachments
+of the sea; whilst inland
+it found protection in an almost impenetrable
+barrier of thick wood,
+bogs, lakes, and morass. This barrier
+constitutes the marshes so minutely
+described by our author. The
+Ditmarschers are a people of Friesic
+origin; the name, according to Mr
+Kohl, being derived from <i>Marsch</i>,
+<i>Meeresland</i>, sea-land, and <i>Dith</i>, <i>Thit</i>,
+or <i>Teut</i>, <i>Deutsch</i>, German. In the
+time of Charlemagne, or his immediate
+successors, the district was included
+in the department of the Mouth
+of the Elbe, and was known as the
+Countship of Stade. It was bestowed
+by the Emperor Henry IV., in 1602,
+upon the archbishops of Bremen, to
+be held by them in fief. The Ditmarschers,
+however, were but slippery
+subjects; and, maintaining an actual
+independence within their embankments,
+cared little who governed them,
+provided sufficient advantages were
+offered by the prince or prelate who
+demanded their allegiance. In 1186,
+we find them claiming the protection
+of Bishop Valdemar of Sleswig,
+the uncle and guardian of Prince
+Valdemar, afterwards known as
+Valdemar the conqueror; for, "being
+grievously worried by the oppressions
+of the bailiffs of their spiritual Lord,"
+they declared a perfect indifference as
+to "whether they paid tribute to
+Saint Peter of Bremen, or Saint Peter
+of Sleswig." They passed from the
+rule of Bishop Valdemar, who was
+subsequently excommunicated, to that
+respectively of the Duke of Holstein,
+the Bishop of Bremen, and Valdemar
+II., King of Denmark. When the
+last-named monarch gave battle to
+his revolted subjects at Bornhöved
+in Holstein, in the year 1227, the
+Ditmarschers suddenly united their
+bands with those of the enemy, and
+decided the fate of the day against
+the king. They then returned to the
+rule of the bishops of Bremen, stipulating
+for many rights and privileges,
+which they enjoyed unmolested during
+300 years; that is to say, up to the
+year 1559, whilst they yielded little
+more than a nominal obedience to
+their spiritual lords, and evinced no
+great alacrity in assisting them in
+times of need.</p>
+
+<p>During their long period of practical
+independence and freedom, the
+Ditmarschers governed themselves
+like stanch republicans. Their grand
+assembly was the <i>Meende</i>, to which all
+citizens were eligible above the age of
+eighteen. It met in extraordinary
+cases at Meldorf, the capital: but
+commonly seventy or eighty <i>Radgewere</i>,
+or councillors, decided upon all
+questions of national policy propounded
+to them by the <i>Schlüter</i>, or
+overseers of the various parishes into
+which the district was divided, who
+generally managed the affairs of their
+own little municipality independently
+of their neighbours. This simple institution
+underwent some modifications
+about the middle of the fifteenth
+century, when, in consequence of
+internal dissensions, eight-and-forty
+men were chosen as supreme judges
+for life. These "<i>achtundveertig</i>" had,
+however, but little real power. They
+met weekly; but on great emergencies
+they summoned a general assembly,
+amounting to about 1500 persons,
+and consisting of the various councillors
+and <i>schlüter</i>. This assembly held
+forth in the market-place of the
+capital. The masses closely watched
+the proceedings, and when it was
+deemed necessary, called upon one
+of their own number to address the
+meeting on behalf of the rest.</p>
+
+<p>The peace enjoyed by the Ditmarschers
+from without, contrasted
+strongly with the tumults that were
+often experienced within. The annals
+of these people inform us, that
+whole families and races were from
+time to time swept away by the hand
+of the foe, and by the violence of party
+spirit. The Ditmarschers celebrate
+several days as anniversaries of victories.
+One, the <i>Hare</i> day, dates as
+far back as 1288, when a party of
+Holsteiners made an incursion into
+the marshes, but were speedily opposed
+by the natives. For a time the
+two hostile bands watched each other,
+neither willing to attack, when a hare
+suddenly started up between them.
+Some of the Ditmarschers, pursuing
+the frightened animal, exclaimed <i>Löp,
+löp!</i>&mdash;"Run, run!" The foremost
+Holsteiners, seeing the enemy approaching
+at full speed, were thrown
+into confusion; whilst those behind
+them, hearing the cry of "run, run!"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_648" id="Page_648">[648]</a></span>
+took to their heels, and a general rout
+ensued. The day of "melting lead"
+is another joyful anniversary. Gerard
+VII. of Holstein, endeavouring in
+1390<a name="FNanchor_1_1" id="FNanchor_1_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> to subjugate the country of the
+Ditmarschen, drove the people at the
+crisis of an assault to such extremities,
+that they were obliged to take refuge
+in a church, which they obstinately
+defended against the Duke's troops,
+until Gerard, infuriated, ordered the
+leaden roof of the building to be
+heated. The melted lead trickled
+down on the heads of the Ditmarschers,
+who, finding themselves reduced
+to a choice of deaths, desperately
+fought their way out, engaged the
+Holsteiners, whom they overcame,
+and who, ignorant of the country,
+were either lost in the intricacies of
+the marshes or drowned in the dikes.
+The forces of a count, a duke, and a
+king, were in turns routed by the
+brave Ditmarschers, who have not
+yet forgotten the glory of their ancient
+peasantry. In 1559, however, they
+ceased to gain victories for celebration.
+In that year Denmark and the
+Duchies united to subdue the small
+but very valiant nation. They marshalled
+an army of twenty-five
+thousand picked men, whilst the
+Ditmarschers could with difficulty
+collect seven thousand. John Rantzan
+commanded the allied army.
+He captured Meldorf, set fire to
+the town, pursued the inhabitants
+in all directions and destroyed the
+greater number whilst they were nobly
+fighting for their liberties. Utterly
+beaten, the Ditmarschers submitted to
+their conquerors. Three of the clergy
+proceeded to the enemy, bearing a
+letter addressed to the princes as
+"The Lords of Ditmarschen," and
+offering to surrender their arms and
+ammunitions, together with all the
+trophies they had ever won. A general
+capitulation followed: not wholly
+to the disadvantage of the people,
+since it was stipulated that none but
+a native of the country should hold
+immediate authority over it. At first
+the land was divided amongst the
+sovereigns of Denmark, Holstein, and
+Sleswig; but in 1773 it was finally
+ceded in full to the Danish monarch,
+together with part of Holstein, by the
+Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, (afterwards
+Grand-Duke of Russia,) in
+exchange for Oldenburg and Delmenhorst.
+The Ditmarschers, at the present
+hour enjoy many of their former
+privileges: they acknowledge no distinctions
+of rank; they have their
+forty-eight Supreme Judges (the ancient
+<i>schlüter</i>) under the name of
+<i>Vögte</i> or overseers, and may, in fact,
+be regarded as one of the best samples
+of republicanism now existing in
+the world.</p>
+
+<p>Thus much for their history. Of
+their far-farmed dikes and sluices, of
+the marsh-lands and downs which
+their embankments inclosed, much
+more may be said, for Mr Kohl devotes
+half his work to their consideration.
+We will not fatigue the indulgent
+reader by engaging him for a
+survey. The land is distinguished by
+the inhabitants by the terms <i>grest</i> and
+<i>marsch</i>; the former being the hilly
+district, the latter the deposits from
+the sea:&mdash;the one is woody in parts,
+having heath and sand, springs and
+brooks: the other is flat, treeless,
+heathless, with no sand or spring, but
+one rich series of meadows, intersected
+in every direction by canals and dikes.
+Far as the eye can reach, it rests upon
+broad and fertile meads covered with
+grazing cattle; whilst from the teeming
+plain stand forth farm-houses innumerable,
+raised upon <i>wurten</i>, or
+little hillocks, some ten or twelve feet
+above the level of the land, for security
+against constantly recurring inundation.
+All external appliances
+needful for the establishment are
+elevated upon these heights, whose
+sides are, for the most part, covered
+with vegetable gardens, and here and
+there with flowers and shrubs. The
+houses have but one story; they are
+long, and built of brick. For protection
+against the unsteady soil, they are
+often supported by large iron posts
+projecting from the sides, and looking
+like huge anchors. There are few
+villages or hamlets in the marshes.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_649" id="Page_649">[649]</a></span>
+The inhabitants are not gregarious,
+but prefer the independence of a perfectly
+insulated abode. The "threshold
+right" is still so strictly maintained
+amongst them, that no officer
+of police dare enter, unpermitted, the
+house of a Ditmarscher, or arrest
+him within his own doors.</p>
+
+<p>The roads in the marshes, as may
+be supposed, are, at times, almost
+impassable; riding is therefore more
+frequent than driving or walking,
+although many of the more active
+marshers accelerate their passage
+across the fens by leaping-poles,
+which they employ with wonderful
+dexterity. The women ride always
+behind the men, on a seat fastened to
+the crupper. As the dikes lie higher
+than the meadows, they prove the
+driest road for carriages and passengers;
+but they are not always open to
+the traveller, lest too constant a
+traffic should injure the foundations.
+The carriages chiefly used are a species
+of land canoe. They are called <i>Körwagen</i>,
+and are long, narrow, and
+awkward. On either side of the
+vehicle, chairs or seats swing loosely.
+No one chair is large enough for the
+two who occupy it, and who sit with
+their knees closely pressed against the
+seat which is before them.</p>
+
+<p>The process of gradually reclaiming
+new land from the waves is somewhat
+curious. As soon as a sufficient
+amount of deposit has been thrown
+up from the sea, outguards, or breakwaters,
+called <i>höfter</i> are immediately
+erected. Within the breakwater there
+remains a pool of still water, which
+by degrees fills up with a rich slime
+or mud called <i>slick</i>. As soon as the
+slick has attained an elevation sufficient
+to be above the regular level of the
+high waves, plants styled "<i>Queller</i>"
+appear, and are soon succeeded by
+others termed <i>Drücknieder</i>, from the
+tendency of their interlaced roots and
+tendrils to keep down the soft mud.
+In the course of years, the soil rises,
+and a meadow takes the place of
+the former stagnant pool. As these
+new lands are extremely productive,
+often yielding three hundred-fold on
+the first crop of rape-seed, sixty to
+eighty fold on barley, and from thirty
+to forty on wheat, their possession is
+ever a subject of great dispute. Formerly
+the diking and embankments
+were undertaken by companies; but at
+present they are in the hands of the
+Danish government, which makes all
+necessary outlay in the beginning, and
+appropriates whatever surplus may remain
+upon the original cost to future
+repairs and to the aid of the general
+poor fund. Some slight idea may be
+formed of the enormous expense incurred
+in the construction and maintenance
+of these dikes, when we state
+that the <i>Dagebieller</i> dike alone cost
+ten thousand dollars for one recent
+repair. Ninety thousand dollars
+were one summer spent in
+building embankments around reclaimed
+land, now valued at one hundred
+and fifty thousand dollars, thus
+showing a clear gain of sixty thousand
+dollars by the undertaking. The embankments
+are generally from fifteen
+to twenty feet high. When the nature
+of the soil upon which they are raised
+is considered, together with the scarcity
+of wood on these low lands, it
+will not be difficult to understand
+that constant labour is needed to
+prevent the land from being undermined
+by the sea, and that it is
+only by unremitting industry, and constant
+attention to the condition of the
+breakwaters and dikes, that the enemy
+can at all be kept at bay.</p>
+
+<p>The dangers that are to be encountered,
+and the laborious efforts that
+must be made for subsistence at home,
+train the Frieslander of the marshes
+and islands for the perils of the deep,
+which we find him encountering with
+a brave and dogged resolution. The
+islanders, especially, are constantly
+engaged in the whale and other fisheries.
+In the islands visited by Mr
+Kohl, the greater number of the men
+were far away on the seas, and their
+wives and daughters conducting the
+business of their several callings;
+some tending cattle, some spinning,
+others manufacturing gloves. Seals
+abound upon the coast, and are caught
+by sundry ingenious devices. A fisher
+disguises himself in a seal-skin, and
+travels up to a troop of these sea
+monsters, imitating, as far as he is
+able, their singular movements and
+contortions. When, fairly amongst
+them, he lifts the gun which has been
+concealed beneath his body, and shoots
+amongst the herd. If discovered
+asleep a seal is sure to be caught, for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_650" id="Page_650">[650]</a></span>
+his slumbers are sound. Conscious
+of his weakness, <i>Phoca</i> stations a
+patrol at some little distance from his
+couch, and an alarm is given as soon
+as any man appears. At certain
+seasons of the year vast flocks of
+ducks light upon the islands, and are
+caught chiefly by the aid of tame
+decoy-birds, who mislead the others
+into extensive nets spread for the
+visitors. One duck-decoyer will catch
+twenty thousand birds in the course
+of a summer; the soft down obtained
+from the breast of one species is the
+<i>eider down</i>. The season begins in
+September and lasts till Christmas.
+Hamburg beef is due to the localities
+we speak of. One of the large
+meadow districts already mentioned,
+is said to fatten eight thousand head
+of oxen yearly, who, at their death,
+bequeath to the world the far-famed
+dainty.</p>
+
+<p>The islands visited by our author
+are those lying in that part of the
+North Sea which the Danes call <i>Vesterhafet</i>,
+or the western harbour, and
+which extends close to the shores
+from the mouth of the Elbe to Jutland.
+Of these the most noted are
+Syltoe, F&oelig;hr, Amrum, Rom&oelig;, and
+Pelvorn. Around them lie many excellent
+oyster-beds&mdash;royal property,
+and yielding an annual income of
+twenty thousand dollars. The people
+inhabiting these islands are said to
+be of Friesic origin: they certainly
+were colonists from Holland, and they
+still exhibit many peculiarities of the
+ancient Friesic stock. They are clean,
+neat, simple, honest, and moral. Few
+establishments for the punishment of
+culprits are to be found either in the
+islands or on the marshes. As late
+as the fifteenth and sixteenth century,
+in cases of homicide the accused was
+doomed to walk over twelve burning
+ploughshares. Great crimes seem
+unknown to-day; and the practice of
+leaving house-doors unbarred and unlocked
+upon the wide and desolate
+marshes, testifies not a little to the
+general honesty of the people.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Kohl talks a whole boxfull of
+balaam about the identity of the islanders
+and the English. In the first
+place, he insists that <i>Hengist</i> and <i>Horsa</i>
+were gentlemen of Friesic extraction;
+and secondly, he compares them
+to a spirituous liquor: thirdly, he argues
+on the topic like a musty German
+bookworm, who has travelled no
+further than round his own room, and
+seen no more humanity than the grubby
+specimen his looking-glass once a-week,
+at shaving time, presents to him.
+What authority has Mr Kohl for this
+Friesic origin of Hengist and Horsa?
+Is there a port along the Elbe and the
+Weser, or on the coasts of Jutland
+and Holstein, which does not claim
+the honour of having sent the brothers
+out? Is not the question as difficult to
+decide, the fact as impossible to arrive
+at, as Homer's birthplace? But supposing
+the hypothesis of Mr Kohl to
+be true, he surely cannot be serious
+when he asserts, that the handful of
+men who landed with the brothers in
+Britain, have transmitted their Friesic
+characteristics through every succeeding
+age, and that these are discernible
+now in all their pristine vigour and
+integrity. Can he mean what he
+says? Is he not joking when he puts
+forward the "rum" argument? A
+little of that liquor, he says, flavours
+a bowl of punch. Why shouldn't a
+little Friesic season the entire English
+nation with the masculine force of the
+old Teutonic Frieslanders? Why should
+it? If Hengist and Horsa supplied the
+rum, who, we are justified in asking,
+came down with the sugar and lemon?
+If the beverage be milk-punch, who
+was the dairyman? These are questions
+quite as apt as Mr Kohl's, not a
+whit more curious than his illustrations.
+The points of identity between
+the Frieslander and the Englishman
+are marvellous, if you can but see
+them. The inhabitants of the marshes
+and islands are grave, reserved, and
+thoughtful; so are the English; so,
+for that matter, are the Upper Lusatians,
+if we are to believe Ernst Willkomm;
+so are a good many other
+people. The marshers have an eye to
+their own interests; so have the English.
+This is a feature quite peculiar
+to the marshers and the English. It
+may be called the <i>right</i> eye, every
+other nation possessing only the left.
+Of course, Mr Kohl is perfectly blind
+to his interests, in publishing the present
+work: yet he is Friesic too! From
+the Frieslanders we have inherited our
+"English spleen." How many years
+have we been attributing it to the much
+maligned climate? We are starched<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_651" id="Page_651">[651]</a></span>
+and stiff; so are the islanders. The
+marshers dress a May king and queen
+at a spring festival. We know something
+about a May queen at the same
+blessed season. If these were the
+only instances of kindred resemblance,
+our readers might fail to be convinced,
+after all, of the truth of the Friesic
+theory. These doubts, if any linger,
+shall be removed at once. One morning
+a Frieslander carefully opened
+Mr Kohl's door, and said, "<i>I am
+afraid</i> there is a house on fire." Kohl
+rushed forth and found the building in
+flames; which incident immediately
+reminded him&mdash;he being a German
+and a philosopher&mdash;of the excessive
+caution of the Englishman, which,
+under the most alarming circumstances,
+forbids his saying any thing
+stronger than "I believe," "I am
+afraid," "I dare say." Verily we
+"believe," we are "afraid," we "dare
+say," that Mr. Kohl is a most incorrigible
+twaddler. One more peculiarity
+remains to be told. They keep gigs
+in the marshes. There are "gentlemen"
+there as well as in England.
+Are there none elsewhere?</p>
+
+<p>The customs of the Ditmarschers
+could not fail to be interesting. That
+of the <i>Fenstern</i> or <i>Windowing</i> is romantic,
+and perilous to boot. At
+dead of night, when all good people
+are asleep, young gallants cross the
+marshes and downs for miles to visit
+the girls of their acquaintance, or it
+may be <i>the</i> girl of fairest form and
+most attractions. Arrived at the
+house, they scale the walls, enter a
+window, and drop into the chamber
+of the lady, who lies muffled up to the
+chin on a bed of down, having taken
+care to leave a burning lamp on the
+table, and fire in the stove, that her
+nocturnal callers may have both light
+and warmth. Upon the entrance of
+her visitor, she politely asks him to be
+seated&mdash;his chair being placed at the
+distance of a few feet from the bed.
+They converse, and the conversation
+being brought to an end, the gallant
+takes his departure either by the door
+or window. Some opposition has been
+shown of late to this custom by a few
+over-scrupulous parents; but the
+fathers who are bold enough to put
+bolts on their doors or windows, are
+certain of meeting with reprisals from
+the gallants of the district. The <i>Fenstern</i>
+is subject to certain laws and regulations,
+by which those who practise
+it are bound to abide. Another
+curious custom, and derived like the
+former from the heathen, was the
+dance performed at the churching of
+women up to the close of the last
+century&mdash;the woman herself wearing a
+green and a red stocking, and hopping
+upon one leg to church. The Friesic
+women are small and delicately formed:
+their skin, beautifully soft and
+white, is protected most carefully
+against the rough atmosphere by a
+mantle, which so completely covers
+the face, that both in winter and summer
+little can be seen beyond the eyes
+of the women encountered in the open
+streets. The generally sombre hue of
+the garments renders this muffling the
+more remarkable; for it is customary
+for the relatives of those who are at
+sea to wear mourning until the
+return of the adventurers. Skirt,
+boddice, apron, and kerchief, all are
+dark; and the cloth which so
+jealously screens the head and face
+from the sun and storm, is of the
+same melancholy hue.</p>
+
+<p>The churchyards testify to the fact,
+that a comparatively small number
+of those who, year after year, proceed
+on their perilous expeditions, return
+to die at home. The monuments
+almost exclusively record the names
+of women&mdash;a blank being left for that
+of the absent husband, father, or
+brother, whose remains are possibly
+mouldering in another hemisphere.
+Every device and symbol sculptured
+in the churchyard has reference to the
+maritime life, with which they are all
+so familiar. A ship at anchor, dismasted,
+with broken tackle, is a
+favourite image, whilst the inscription
+quaintly corresponds with the sculptured
+metaphor. It is usual for the
+people to erect their monuments during
+life, and to have the full inscriptions
+written, leaving room only for the
+<i>date</i> of the decease. In the island of
+F&oelig;hr and elsewhere, the custom still
+prevails of hiring women to make
+loud lamentations over the body, as
+it is carried homewards and deposited
+in the earth. The churches are plain
+to rudeness, and disfigured with the
+most barbarous wood carvings of our
+Saviour, of saints, and popes. These
+rough buildings are, for the most part,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_652" id="Page_652">[652]</a></span>
+of great antiquity, and traditions tell
+of their having been brought from
+England. There can be no doubt
+that British missionaries were here
+in former days. At the time of the
+Reformation, the islanders refused to
+change their faith; but once converted
+to Lutheranism, they have remained
+stanch Protestants ever since, and
+maintain a becoming veneration for
+their pastors. The clergy are natives
+of the islands, and therefore well
+acquainted with the Friesic dialect,
+in which they preach. Their pay is
+necessarily small, and is mostly raised
+by the voluntary contributions of the
+parishioners. As may be supposed,
+the clergy have much influence over
+the people, especially on the smaller
+islands, where the inhabitants have
+but little intercourse with strangers.
+Temperance societies have been established
+by the pastors. Brandy, tea,
+and coffee, came into general use
+throughout the islands about a century
+ago, and ardent drinking was in
+vogue until the interference of the
+clergy. The Ditmarschers especially,
+who are allowed to distil without
+paying excise duties, carried the vice
+of drunkenness to excess; but they
+are much improved.</p>
+
+<p>The greatest diversity of languages,
+or rather of dialects, exists in the
+islands, arising probably from the
+fact of Friesic not being a written
+language. The dialect of the furthest
+west approaches nearer to English
+than any other. The people of <i>Amrum</i>
+are proud of the similarity. They
+retain the <i>th</i> of the old Icelandic, and
+have a number of words in which the
+resemblance of their ancient form of
+speech to the old Anglo-Saxon English
+is more apparent than in even the
+Danish of the present day; as, for
+instance, <i>Hu mani mile?</i> How many
+miles? <i>Bradgrum</i>, bridegroom; <i>theenk</i>,
+think, &amp;c. In many of the words
+advanced by Mr Kohl, that gentleman
+evidently betrays an unconsciousness
+of their being synonymous with the
+modern Danish; and, therefore, strikingly
+inimical to his favourite theory
+of the especial Friesic descent of the
+English people and language. Little
+or nothing is known of the actual
+geographical propagation of the old
+Friesic. At present it is yielding to
+the Danish and the Low German in
+the duchies of Sleswig and Holstein.
+Many names are still common amongst
+the people, which seem to have descended
+from the heathen epoch, and
+which are, in fact, more frequently
+heard than the names in the "Roman
+Calendar," met with elsewhere. <i>Des</i>,
+<i>Edo</i>, <i>Haje</i>, <i>Pave</i>, <i>Tete</i>, are the names
+of men; <i>Ehle</i>, <i>Tat</i>, <i>Mantje</i>, <i>Ode</i>, <i>Sieg</i>,
+are those of women. None of them
+are known amongst any other people.
+Much confusion exists with respect to
+the patronymic, there being no surnames
+in use in many of the islands.
+If a man were called <i>Tete</i>, his son
+<i>Edo</i> would be <i>Edo Tetes</i>; and then,
+again, <i>Tat</i>, the wife of the <i>Edo</i>, would
+be <i>Tat Edos</i>, and his son <i>Des</i>, <i>Des
+Edos</i>; whilst <i>Des's</i> son <i>Tete</i> would be
+<i>Tete Des's</i>, and so on in the most
+troublesome and perplexing combinations.</p>
+
+<p>The Frieslanders, like other northern
+nations, are superstitious, and they
+have a multitude of traditions or sagas,
+some of them very curious and interesting.
+We must pass over these
+instructive myths&mdash;always the rarest
+and most striking portion of a people's
+history&mdash;more cursorily than we could
+wish, and cite a few only of the most
+peculiar. The island of <i>Sylt</i>, which
+is the richest in remains of <i>höogen</i>,
+the celts of heathen heroes, &amp;c., lays
+claim to the largest number of Märchen.
+The most characteristic of all
+is that of <i>de Mannigfuel</i>, the "colossal
+ship," (or world,) which was so large
+that the commander was obliged to
+ride about the deck in order to give
+his orders: the sailors that went aloft
+as boys came down greyheaded, so
+long a time having elapsed whilst
+they were rigging the sails. Once,
+when the ship was in great peril, and
+the waters were running high, the
+sailors, disheartened by their protracted
+watching and labour, threw
+out ballast in order to lighten the
+vessel, when, lo! an island arose, and
+then another, and another still, till
+land was formed&mdash;the earth being,
+according to the sailors' notion, the
+secondary formation. Once&mdash;many
+ages afterwards&mdash;when the <i>Mannigfuel</i>
+was endeavouring to pass
+through the Straits of Dover, the
+captain ingeniously thought to have
+the side of the vessel, nearest Dover,
+rubbed with white soap, and hence<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_653" id="Page_653">[653]</a></span>
+the whiteness of the cliffs at Dover.
+The achievements recounted of <i>de
+Mannigfuel</i> are endless. The following
+explanation of the formation of the
+Straits of Dover is found in a Friesic
+saga:&mdash;Once upon a time, a queen
+of England, the land to the west of
+the North Sea, and a king of Denmark,
+the land to the east of the
+North Sea, loved each other, and
+plighted troth; but, as it happened,
+the king proved faithless, and left the
+poor queen to wear the willow. England
+was then joined to the Continent
+by a chain of hills called <i>Höneden</i>;
+and the queen, desiring to wreak vengeance
+on her false wooer and his
+subjects, summoned her people around
+her, and setting them to work for
+seven years in digging away these
+hills, at the end of the seventh year
+the waves pushed furiously through
+the channel that had been dug, and
+swept along the coasts of Friesland
+and Jutland, drowning and carrying
+away 100,000 persons. To this very
+hour the Jutland shores yearly tremble
+before the fatal vengeance of the
+slighted queen. The Frieslanders are
+so wedded to this marvellous geological
+myth, that they insist upon its
+historical foundation. In some versions
+700, in others 7000, in others
+again, even 700,000 men are said to
+have been employed in this gigantic
+undertaking.</p>
+
+<p>Another allegorical saga is the narrative
+of the share taken by the man
+in the moon in the matter of the daily
+ebbing and flowing of the sea. His
+chief, or indeed only occupation,
+seems to be to pour water from a
+huge bucket. Being somewhat lazy,
+the old gentleman soon grows weary
+of the employment, and then he lies
+down to rest. Of course whilst he
+is napping, the water avails itself of
+the opportunity to return to its ordinary
+level.</p>
+
+<p>The constellation of the Great Bear,
+or Charles's Wain, is, according to
+the Frieslanders, the chariot in which
+Elias and many other great prophets
+ascended into heaven. There being
+now-a-days no individual sufficiently
+pious for such a mode of transit,
+it has been put aside, with other heavenly
+curiosities, its only office being
+to carry the angels in their nocturnal
+excursions throughout the year. The
+angel who acts as driver for the night,
+fixes his eye steadily upon the centre
+point of the heavenly arch, (the polar
+star,) in order that the two stars of
+the shaft of the chariot may keep in
+a straight line with the celestial focus.
+The rising and setting of the sun is
+thus explained:&mdash;A host of beautiful
+nymphs receive the sun beneath the
+earth in the western hemisphere,
+and cutting it into a thousand parts,
+they make of it little air balloons,
+which they sportively throw at the
+heavenly youths, who keep guard at
+the eastern horizon of the earth.
+The gallant band, not to be outdone
+by their fair antagonists, mount a
+high ladder, and when night has veiled
+the earth in darkness, toss back the
+golden balls, which, careering rapidly
+through the vault of heaven, fall in
+glittering showers upon the heads of
+the celestial virgins of the west. The
+children of the sky, having thus diverted
+themselves through the night,
+they hasten at dawn of day to collect
+the scattered balls, and joining them
+into one huge mass, they bear it upon
+their shoulders, mid singing and
+dancing, to the eastern gates of heaven.
+The enchanting rosy light which
+hovers round the rising orb is the reflection
+of the virgins' lovely forms,
+who, beholding their charge safely
+launched upon its course, retire, and
+leave it, as we see it, to traverse the
+sky alone.</p>
+
+<p>The following exquisite tradition
+connects itself with that brief season
+when, in the summer of the far north,
+the sun tarries night and day above
+the horizon. <i>All-fader</i> had two faithful
+servants, of the race of those who
+enjoyed eternal youth, and when the
+sun had done its first day's course,
+he called to him <i>Demmarik</i>, and said,
+"To thy watchful care, my daughter,
+I confide the setting sun that I have
+newly created; extinguish its light
+carefully, and guard the precious
+flame that no evil approach it." And
+the next morning, when the sun was
+again about to begin its course, he
+said to his servant <i>Koite</i>, "My son,
+to thy trusty hand I remit the charge
+of kindling the light of the sun I have
+created, and of leading it forth on its
+way." Faithfully did the children
+discharge the duties assigned to them.
+In the winter they carefully guarded<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_654" id="Page_654">[654]</a></span>
+the precious light, and laid it early
+to rest, and awakened it to life again
+only at a late hour; but, as the spring
+and summer advanced, they suffered
+the glorious flame to linger longer in
+the vault of heaven, and to rejoice
+the hearts of men by the brightness
+of its aspect. At length the time arrived
+when, in our northern world,
+the sun enjoys but brief rest. It
+must be up betimes in the morning
+to awaken the flowers and fruit to
+life and light, and it must cast its
+glowing beams across the mantle of
+night, and lose no time in idle slumber.
+Then it was that <i>Demmarik</i>, for
+the first time, met <i>Koite</i> face to face
+as she stood upon the western edge
+of heaven, and received from the
+hands of her brother-servant the orb
+of light. As the fading lamp passed
+from one to the other, their eyes met,
+and a gentle pressure of their hands
+sent a thrill of holy love through their
+hearts. No eye was there save that
+of the <i>All-fader</i>, who called his servants
+before him, and said, "Ye
+have done well; and as recompense,
+I permit ye to fulfil your respective
+charges conjointly as man and wife."
+Then, <i>Demmarik</i> and <i>Koite</i>, looking
+at each other, replied&mdash;"No, All-fader!
+disturb not our joy; let us
+remain everlastingly in our present
+bridal state; wedded joy cannot
+equal what we feel now as betrothed!"
+And the mighty <i>All-fader</i> granted
+their prayer, and from that time
+they have met but once in the year,
+when, during four weeks, they greet
+each other night after night; and
+then, as the lamp passes from one to
+the other, a pressure of the hand and
+a kiss calls forth a rosy blush on the
+fair cheek of <i>Demmarik</i> which sheds
+its mantling glow over all the heavens,
+<i>Koite's</i> heart the while thrilling
+with purest joy. And should they
+tarry too long, the gentle nightingales
+of the <i>All-fader</i> have but to warble
+<i>Laisk tudrück, laisk tudrück! öpik!</i>
+"Giddy ones, giddy ones! take heed!"
+to chide them forward on their duty.</p>
+
+<p>With a lovelier vision, reader! we
+could not leave you dwelling upon
+the rugged but, to the heart's core,
+thoroughly poetic Frieslander. Let
+us leave the gentle Demmarik and
+devoted Koite to their chaste and
+heavenly mission, and with a bound
+leap into Denmark, whither Mr Kohl,
+in his forty-fourth volume of travels,
+summons us, and whither we must
+follow him, although the prosaic gentleman
+is somewhat of the earth,
+earthy, after the blessed imitations
+we have had, reader&mdash;you and we&mdash;of
+the eternal summer's day faintly embodied
+in the vision of that long
+bright day of the far north!</p>
+
+<p>Should any adventurous youth sit
+down to Mr Kohl's volume on
+Denmark, and, half an hour afterwards,
+throw the book in sheer disgust
+and weariness out of the window,
+swearing never to look into it
+again, let him be advised to ring the
+bell, and to request Mary to bring it
+back again with the least possible
+delay. Having received it from the
+maid of all work's horny hand, let
+the said youth begin the book again,
+but, as he would a Hebrew Bible, at
+the other end. He may take our
+word for it there is good stuff there,
+in spite of the twaddle that encountered
+him erewhile at Hamburg.
+Mr Kohl has been won by aldermanic
+dinners in the chief city of the Hanseatic
+League, as Louis Philippe was
+touched by aldermanic eloquence and
+wit in the chief city of the world, and
+he babbles of mercantile operations
+and commercial enterprise, until the
+heart grows sick with fatigue, and is
+only made happy by the regrets which
+the author expresses&mdash;just one hour
+after the right time&mdash;respecting his
+inability to enlarge further upon the
+fruitful and noble theme of the monetary
+speculations of one of the richest
+and most disagreeable communities of
+Europe.</p>
+
+<p>Before putting foot on Danish
+ground, Mr Kohl is careful to make
+a kind of solemn protest touching
+Germanic patriotism, lest, we presume,
+he should be suspected of taking
+a heretical view of the question at
+issue at the present moment between
+the Sleswig-Holstein provinces and
+the mother-country Denmark. It is
+not for us to enter into any political
+discussions here, concerning matters
+of internal government which are no
+more business of ours than of his Majesty
+Muda Hassim, of the island of
+Borneo; but we must confess our inability
+to understand why such a terrific
+storm of patriotic ardour has so<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_655" id="Page_655">[655]</a></span>
+suddenly burst forth in Germany, respecting
+provinces which, until recently,
+certainly up to the time when the
+late king gave his people the unasked-for
+boon of a constitution, were perfectly
+happy and contented under the
+Danish rule, to which they had been
+accustomed some five or six hundred
+years.<a name="FNanchor_2_2" id="FNanchor_2_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_2_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a> It is only since the assembly
+of the states was constituted, that the
+Sleswig Holsteiners have been seized
+with the Germanic <i>furor</i>&mdash;a malady
+not a little increased by the inflammatory
+harangues of needy demagogues,
+and the pedantic outpourings
+of a handful of professors stark-mad
+on the subject of German liberty. If
+there is one thing more absurd than
+another, upon this globe of absurdity,
+it is the cant of "nationality," "freedom,"
+"fatherland," "brotherhood,"
+&amp;c. &amp;c., which is dinned into your
+ears from one end of Germany to the
+other; but which, like all other cants,
+is nothing but so much wind and
+froth, utterly without reason, stamina,
+or foundation. We should like to ask
+any mustached and bearded youth
+of Heidelberg or Bonn, at any one
+sober moment of his existence, to
+point out to us any single spot where
+this boasted "nationality" is to be
+seen and scanned. Will the red-capped,
+long-haired <i>Bursch</i> tell us
+when and where we may behold that
+"vaterland" of which he is eternally
+dreaming, singing, and drinking?
+Why, is it not a fact that, to a Prussian,
+an Austrian or a Swabian is an
+alien? Does not a Saxe-Coburger, a
+Hessian, and any other subject of any
+small duchy or principality, insist,
+in his intense hatred of Prussia, that
+the Prussians are no Germans at all;
+that they have interests of their own,
+opposed to those of the true German
+people; and that they are as distinct
+as they are selfish? You cannot
+travel over the various countries and
+districts included under the name of
+Germany, without learning the thorough
+insulation of the component
+parts. The fact is forced upon you
+at every step. Mr Kohl himself belongs
+to none of the states mentioned.
+He is a native of Bremen&mdash;one of the
+cities of that proud Hanseatic League
+which certainly has never shown an
+enlarged or patriotic spirit with reference
+to this same universal "vaterland."
+Arrogant and lordly republics
+care little for abstractions. They have
+a keen instinct for their own material
+interests, but a small appreciation of
+the glorious ideal. We ask, again,
+where is this all pervading German
+patriotism?</p>
+
+<p>We have said that Mr Kohl is a
+great traveller. We withdraw the
+accusation. He has written forty odd
+volumes, but they have been composed,
+every one of them, in his snug
+<i>stube</i>, at Bremen, or wheresoever else
+he puts up, under the influence of
+German stoves, German pipes, and
+German beer. A great traveller is a
+great catholic. His mind grows more
+capacious, his heart more generous,
+as he makes his pilgrimages along
+this troubled earth, and learns the
+mightiness of Heaven, the mutability
+and smallness of things temporal.
+Prejudice cannot stand up against the
+knowledge that pours in upon him;
+bigotry cannot exist in the wide
+temple he explores. The wanderer<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_656" id="Page_656">[656]</a></span>
+"feels himself new-born," as he learns,
+with his eyes, the living history of
+every new people, and compares, in
+his judgment, the lessons of his ripe
+manhood with the instruction imparted
+in his confined and straitened youth.
+If it may be said that to learn a new language
+is to acquire a new mind, what
+is it to become acquainted, intimately
+and face to face, with a new people,
+new institutions, new faiths, new habits
+of thought and feeling? There
+never existed a great traveller who,
+at the end of his wanderings, did not
+find himself, as if by magic, released
+of all the rust of prejudice, vanity,
+self-conceit, and pride, which a narrow
+experience engenders, and a small
+field of action so fatally heaps up.
+We will venture to assert that there
+is not a monkey now caged up in the
+zoological gardens, who would not&mdash;if
+permitted by the honourable Society&mdash;return
+to his native woods a better
+and a wiser beast for the one long
+journey he has made. Should Mr
+Kohl, we ask, behave worse than an
+imprisoned monkey? We pardon M.
+Michelet when he rants about <i>la belle
+France</i>, because we know that the excited
+gentleman&mdash;eloquent and scholarly
+as he is&mdash;is reposing eternally in
+Paris, under the <i>drapeau</i>, which fans
+nothing but glory into his smiling and
+complacent visage. When John Bull,
+sitting in the parlour of the "Queen's
+Head," smoking his clay and swallowing
+his heavy, with Bob Yokel
+from the country, manfully exclaims,
+striking Bob heartily and
+jollily on the shoulder, "D&mdash;n it, Bob,
+an Englishman will whop three
+Frenchmen any day!" we smile, but
+we are not angry. We feel it is the
+beer, and that, like the valiant Michelet,
+the good man knows no better.
+Send the two on their travels, and
+talk to them when they come back.
+Well, Mr Kohl has travelled, and has
+come back; and he tells us, in the
+year of grace 1846, that the crown-jewel
+in the diadem of France is Alsace,
+and that the Alsatians are the
+pearls amongst her provincialists&mdash;the
+Alsatians, be it understood, being
+a German people, and, as far as report
+goes, the heaviest and stupidest
+that "vaterland" can claim. The
+only true gems in the Autocrat's crown
+are, according to the enlightened
+Kohl, the German provinces of Liefland,
+Esthonia, and Courland. All
+the industry and enterprise of the
+Belgians come simply from their Teutonic
+blood; the treasures of the
+Danish king must be looked for
+in the German provinces of Sleswig
+and Holstein. This is not all. German
+literature and the German tongue
+enjoy advantages possessed by no
+other literature and language. English
+universities are "Stockenglisch,"
+downright English; the French are
+quite Frenchy; the Spanish are solely
+Spanish; but German schools have
+taken root in every part of the earth.
+At Dorpat, says Mr Kohl, German
+is taught, written, and printed; and
+therefore the German spirit is diffused
+throughout all the Russias. At Kiel
+the same process is going forward on
+behalf of Scandinavia. The Slavonians,
+the Italians, and Greeks, are
+likewise submitting, <i>nolens volens</i>, to
+the same irresistible influence. The
+very same words may be found in M.
+Michelet's book of "The People,"&mdash;only
+for <i>German</i> spirit, read <i>French</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Kohl proceeds in the same easy
+style to announce the rapid giving
+way of the Danish language in Denmark
+and the eager substitution of
+his own. He asserts this in the teeth
+of all those Danish writers who have
+started up within the last fifty years,
+and who have boldly and wisely discarded
+the pernicious practice (originating
+in the German character of the
+reigning family) of expressing Danish
+notions in a foreign tongue. He asserts
+it in the teeth of Mrs Howitt
+and of the German translators, whom
+this lady calls to her aid, but who
+have very feebly represented that rich
+diction and flexible style so remarkable
+in the Danish compositions referred
+to, and so much surpassing the
+power of any other northern tongue.
+We should do Mr Kohl injustice if
+we did not give his reason for regarding
+the Danish language as a thing
+doomed. He was credibly informed
+that many fathers of families were in
+the habit of promising rewards to their
+children if they would converse in
+German and not in Danish! Hear
+this, Lord Palmerston! and if, on
+hearing it, you still allow the rising
+generation, at our seminaries, to ask
+for <i>du pang</i> and <i>du bur</i>, and to receive<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_657" id="Page_657">[657]</a></span>
+them with, it may be, a silver
+medal for proficiency, the consequences
+be on your devoted head!</p>
+
+<p>Denmark has been comparatively
+but little visited by the stranger. She
+offers, nevertheless, to the antiquary,
+the poet, and the artist, materials of
+interest which cannot be exceeded in
+any other district of the same extent.
+Every wood, lake, heath, and down,
+is rich in historical legends or mythical
+sagas; every copse and hill, every
+cave and mound, has been peopled by
+past superstition with the elf and the
+sprite, the <i>ellefolk</i> and <i>nissen</i>. Her
+history, blending with that of her
+Scandinavian sisters, Norway and
+Sweden, is romantic in the extreme&mdash;whether
+she is traced to the days of
+her fabulous sea-kings, or is read of
+in the records of those who have
+chronicled the lives of her sovereigns
+in the middle ages. The country itself,
+although flat, is picturesque,
+being thickly interspersed with lakes,
+skirted by, and embosomed in, luxuriant
+beech woods; whilst ever and
+anon the traveller lights upon some
+ancient ruin of church or tower, palace
+or hermitage, affecting, if only
+by reason of the associations it awakens
+with an age far more prosperous
+than the present. The existence of
+the Danish people, as a nation, has
+been pronounced a miracle. It is
+hardly less. Small and feeble, and
+surrounded by the foreigner on every
+side, Denmark has never been ruled
+by a conqueror. Amid the rise and
+fall of other states, she has maintained
+her independence&mdash;now powerful and
+victorious, now depressed and poor,
+but never succumbing, never submitting
+to the stranger's yoke. Her present
+dynasty is the oldest reigning
+European family. It dates back to
+Christian I.&mdash;himself descended in a
+direct female line from the old kings
+of Scandinavia&mdash;who, as Duke of
+Oldenburg, was chosen king by the
+states in 1448.</p>
+
+<p>A good account of Denmark and
+the Danes is yet wanting. It may
+be collected by any honest writer,
+moderately conversant with the language
+and history of the country. We
+fear that Mr. Kohl will not supply the
+literary void, if we are to judge from
+the one volume before us. Others
+are, however, to follow; and as our
+author is immethodical, he may haply
+return to make good imperfections,
+and to fill up his hasty sketches.
+We cannot but regret that he should
+have passed so rapidly through the
+Duchy of Holstein. Had he followed
+the highways and byways of the
+province, instead of flitting like a
+swallow&mdash;to use his own words&mdash;over
+the ground by means of the
+newly-opened railroad through Kiel,
+his "Travels" would surely have
+been the better for his trouble. Instead
+of pausing where the most volatile
+would have been detained, our
+author satisfies himself with simply
+expressing his unfeigned regret at
+being obliged to pursue his journey,
+consoling his readers and himself with
+the very paradoxical assertion that
+we are most struck by the places of
+which we see least; since, being all
+of us more or less poetically disposed,
+we permit the imagination to supply
+the deficiencies of experience;&mdash;an argument
+which, we need scarcely say,
+if carried to its fullest limits, brings
+us to the conviction, that he who
+stays at home is best fitted to describe
+the countries the furthest distant from
+his fireside. Surely, Mr Kohl, you do
+not speak from knowledge of the fact!</p>
+
+<p>In his present volumes, Mr Kohl
+refers only passingly to the subject of
+education in Denmark. He remarks
+that the national schools far surpassed
+his expectations. He might have
+said more. For the last thirty or
+forty years, we believe, it has been
+rare to meet with the commonest
+peasant who could not read and write;
+a fact proving, at least, that Denmark
+is rather in advance than otherwise
+of her richer neighbours in carrying
+out the educational measures
+which, of late years, have so largely
+occupied the attention of the various
+governments of Europe. No one in
+Denmark can enter the army or navy
+who has not previously received his
+education at one or other of the military
+academies of the country. The
+course of study is well arranged. It
+embraces, besides the classics, modern
+languages, drawing, and exercises
+both equestrian and gymnastic.
+The academies themselves are under
+the immediate direction of the best
+military and naval officers in the service.
+For the education of the people,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_658" id="Page_658">[658]</a></span>
+two or three schools are provided
+in every village, the masters receiving
+a small salary, with a house and
+certain perquisites. In 1822 the system
+of Bell was introduced in the
+elementary public schools, and since
+that period it has been generally adhered
+to.</p>
+
+<p>Our author speaks with natural
+surprise of the small number of Roman
+Catholics he encountered in the Danish
+States. The Papists have no church
+or chapel throughout the kingdom;
+indeed, with the exception of the private
+chapel of the Austrian minister,
+no place of worship. We were aware
+that such was the fact a few years
+ago; we were scarcely prepared to
+find that Rome, who has been so
+busy in planting new shoots of her
+faith in every nook of the known
+world, is still content to have no recognition
+in Denmark. Heavy penalties
+are incurred by all who secede to
+the Romish church. In Sweden a
+change to Roman Catholicism is followed
+by banishment. This severity,
+we presume, must be ascribed to state
+policy rather than to a spirit of intolerance,
+for Jews and Christians of
+every denomination are permitted the
+freest exercise of their faith. Since
+the year 1521, the era of the Reformation
+in Denmark, the religion of
+the country has been Lutheran. The
+Danish church is divided into five
+dioceses, of which the bishop of
+Zealand is the metropolitan. His
+income is about a thousand a-year,
+whilst that of the other prelates varies
+from four to six hundred. The funds
+of the clergy are derived principally
+from tithes; but the parish ministers
+receive part of their stipend in the
+form of offerings at the three great
+annual festivals. Until lately, there
+existed much lukewarmness on all
+religious questions. Within the last
+ten or fifteen years, however, a new
+impulse has been given to the spiritual
+mind by the writing and preaching
+of several Calvinistic ministers, who
+have migrated from Switzerland and
+established themselves in Copenhagen.
+Their object has been to stop the recreations
+which, until their arrival,
+enlivened the Sabbath-day. They
+have met with more success in the
+higher classes than amongst the people,
+who now, as formerly, assemble on the
+green in front of the village church at
+the close of service, and pursue their
+several pastimes.</p>
+
+<p>Mention is made in Mr Kohl's
+volume, of the churchyards and cemetries
+he visited in his hasty progress.
+Compared with those of his
+own northern Germany, the Scandinavian
+places of burial are indeed
+very beautiful. The government has
+long since forbidden any new interments
+to be made within the churches,
+and many picturesque spots have, in
+consequence, been converted into cemetries.
+In the immediate vicinity
+of Copenhagen there are several; but
+the essence of Mr Kohl's plan being
+want of arrangement, he makes no
+mention of them for the present. One
+of these cemetries, the <i>Assistenskirkegaard</i>,
+outside the city, has an unusual
+number of fine monuments, with no
+exhibitions of that glaring want of
+taste so frequently met with elsewhere.
+The village churchyards are
+bright, happy-looking spots, which,
+by their cheerful aspect, seem to rob
+the homes of the dead of all their
+natural gloom and desolation. Every
+peasant's grave is a bed of flowers,
+planted, watched, and cherished by a
+sorrowing friend. At either end of
+the seven or eight feet of mound
+rises a wooden cross, on which fresh
+wreaths of flowers appear throughout
+the summer, giving place only to the
+"eternals" which adorn the grave
+when snow mantles its surface. A
+narrow walk, marked by a line of
+box, incloses every mound; or, not
+unfrequently, a trellis-work, tastefully
+entwined of twigs and boughs. The
+resting-places of the middle classes
+are surmounted by a tablet, not, as
+in our churchyards, rigidly inclosed
+within impassable palisades, but
+standing in a little garden, where
+the fresh-blown flowers, the neatly
+trimmed beds, and generally the garden-bench,
+mark that the spot is
+visited and tended by the friends of
+those who sleep below. Hither
+widowed mothers lead their children,
+on the anniversary of their
+father's death, to strew flowers on
+his grave, to hang up the wreaths
+which they have wound; but, above
+all, to collect the choicest flowers that
+have bloomed around him, which
+must henceforth deck, until they<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_659" id="Page_659">[659]</a></span>
+perish, the portrait of the departed,
+or some relic dear for his sake. We
+have watched the rough work-worn
+peasant, leading by the hand his little
+grandchild, laden with flowers and
+green twigs to freshen the grave of a
+long-absent helpmate; and as we
+have remarked, we confess not without
+emotion, feeble infancy and feeble
+age uniting their weak efforts to preserve,
+in cleanliness and beauty, the
+one sacred patch of earth&mdash;we have
+believed, undoubtingly, that whilst
+customs such as these prevail, happiness
+and morality must be the people's
+lot; and that very fearful must
+be the responsibility of those who
+shall sow the first seeds of discord
+and dissension amongst the simple
+peasantry of so fair a land!</p>
+
+<p>The cathedrals of Denmark are of
+great antiquity. Those of Ribe, of
+Viboig in Jutland, of Lard, Ringsted,
+and Roeskilde, in Zealand, all date
+from the end of the eleventh, or the
+beginning of the twelfth century;
+since which remote period, in fact,
+no churches of any magnitude have
+been erected. Roeskilde is one of the
+oldest cities in the kingdom. In the
+tenth century it was the capital. Canute
+the Great may be considered as
+the originator and founder of its existing
+cathedral, which was completed
+in the year 1054. It has occasionally
+undergone slight repairs, but
+never any material alteration. The
+edifice is full of monuments of the
+queens and kings of the ancient race
+of Valdemar, as well as of those of
+the present dynasty. Some of the
+earliest sovereigns are inclosed within
+the shafts of the pillars, or in the
+walls themselves; a mode of sepulture,
+it would appear, as honourable
+as it is singular, since we find amongst
+the immured the great <i>Svend Etridsen</i>,
+and other renowned and pious
+benefactors of the church. In front
+of the altar is the simple sarcophagus
+of Margaret, the great queen of
+Scandinavia, erected by her successor,
+Eric the Pomeranian. The
+queen is represented lying at full
+length, with her hands devoutly
+folded on her breast. At this sarcophagus
+our author lingers for a
+moment to express sentiments which
+would have brought down upon him
+the anathemas of the good John
+Knox, could that pious queen-hater
+but have heard them. Mr Kohl defies
+you to produce, from the number
+of royal ladies who have held supreme
+power in the world, one instance of
+inadequacy and feebleness. Every
+where, he insists, examples of female
+nobility and strength of character are
+found linked with the destinies of
+kings who have earned for themselves
+no better titles than those of the
+<i>fainéant</i> and the simple. The style
+of Roeskilde cathedral is pure Gothic;
+but in consequence of the additions
+which the <i>interior</i> has received
+from time to time from kings and
+prelates, that portion of the edifice is
+more remarkable for historical interest
+than for purity of style or architectural
+beauty. One incident in
+connexion with this building must
+not be omitted. When Mr Kohl
+quitted the cathedral, he offered his
+cicerone a gratuity. The man respectfully
+declined accepting even
+the customary fees. The reason
+being asked of a Danish gentleman,
+the latter answered, that the man was
+a patriot, and proud of the historical
+monuments of his country; it would
+be degradation to take reward from a
+stranger who seemed so deeply interested
+in them. One would almost
+suspect that this honest fellow was <i>a
+verger of Westminster Abbey</i>!</p>
+
+<p>The church of St Kund, at Odense,
+was erected in honour of King Kund,
+murdered in the year 1100 in the
+church of St Alben, at Odense. The
+bones of the canonised were immured
+in the wall over the altar. Many
+sovereigns have been interred here.
+Indeed, it is a singular fact that the
+respective burial-places of every Christian
+king of Denmark, from the earliest
+times up to the present day, are
+traced without the slightest difficulty;
+whilst every heathen sovereign, of
+whom any historical record remains,
+lies buried beneath a mound within
+sight of Seire, the old heathen capital
+of the country. St Kund's church is
+of Gothic architecture. Amongst the
+many paintings that decorate its
+walls is one of a female, known as
+<i>Dandserinden</i>, or "The Dancer."
+She is the heroine of a tradition, met
+with under slightly modified forms
+in various parts of Denmark. It is
+to the following effect:&mdash;A young<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_660" id="Page_660">[660]</a></span>
+lady, of noble family, went accompanied
+by her mother to a ball; and
+being an indefatigable dancer, she declared
+to her parent, who bade her
+take rest, that she would not refuse
+to dance even though a certain gentleman
+himself should ask her as a
+partner. The words were scarcely
+uttered before a finely dressed youth
+made his appearance, held out his
+hand, and, with a profound obeisance,
+said, "Fair maiden, let us not tarry."
+The enthusiastic dancer accepted the
+proffered hand, and in an instant was
+with the moving throng. The music,
+at that moment, seemed inspired by
+some invisible power&mdash;the dancers
+whiled round and round, on and on,
+one after the other, whilst the standing
+guests looked upon all with dread
+horror. At length, the young lady
+grew pale&mdash;blood gushed from her
+mouth&mdash;she fell on the floor a corpse.
+But her partner, (we need not say
+who <i>he</i> was,) first with a ghastly
+smile, then with a ringing laugh,
+seized her in his arms, and vanished
+with her through the floor. From
+that time she has been doomed to
+dance through the midnight hours,
+until she can find a knight bold
+enough to tread a measure with her.
+Regarding the sequel, however, there
+are a number of versions.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Kohl's volume adverts cursorily
+to the many institutions still existing
+in Denmark, which owe their origin
+to the days of Roman Catholicism,
+and have been formed upon the model
+of Catholic establishments. Several
+<i>Frökenstifts</i>, or lay nunneries, are still
+in being. They are either qualifications
+of some ancient monastic foundation,
+or they have been endowed
+from time to time by royal or private
+munificence. Each house has a lady
+superior, who is either chosen by the
+king or queen, or succeeds to the
+office by right of birth&mdash;some noble
+families having, in return for large
+endowments, a perpetual advowson
+for a daughter of the house. At these
+<i>Frökenstifts</i>, none but ladies of noble
+birth can obtain fellowships. As a
+large number of such noble ladies are
+far from wealthy, a comfortable home
+and a moderate salary are no small
+advantages. A constant residence
+within the cloister is not incumbent
+upon the "fellows;" but a requisition,
+generally attached to each presentation,
+obliges them to live in their <i>stift</i>
+for a certain number of weeks annually.
+The practice of founding
+institutions for ladies of noble birth
+has risen naturally in a country where
+<i>family</i> is every thing, and wealth is
+comparatively small: where it is esteemed
+less degrading to live on royal
+bounty than to enter upon an occupation
+not derogatory to any but noble
+blood. The system of <i>pensioning</i> in
+Denmark is a barrier to real national
+prosperity. Independence, self-respect,
+every consideration is lost
+sight of in the monstrous notion, that
+it is beneath a high-born man to earn
+his living by an honourable profession.
+Diplomacy, the army, and navy, are
+the three limited careers open to the
+aristocracy of Denmark; and since
+the country is poor, and the nobility,
+in their pride, rarely or never enrich
+themselves by plebeian alliances, it
+follows, of course, that a whole host
+of younger brothers, and a countless
+array of married and unmarried patricians,
+must fall back upon the bounty
+of the sovereign, administered in one
+shape or another. The Church and
+Law are made over to the middle
+classes. To such an extent is pride
+of birth carried, that without a title
+no one can be received at Court. In
+order, therefore, to admit such as are
+excluded by the want of hereditary
+rank, honorary but the most absurd
+titles are created. "<i>Glatsraad</i>,"
+"<i>Conferenceraad</i>," Councillor of State,
+Councillor of Conference, carry with
+them no duties or responsibilities, but
+they obtain for their possessors the
+right of <i>entrée</i>, otherwise unattainable.
+In Germany, the titles of the people,
+from the under-turnpike-keeper's-assistant's
+lady, up to the wife of the
+lord with a hundred tails, are amusing
+enough. They have been sufficiently
+ridiculed by Kotzebue; but the distinctions
+of Denmark go far beyond
+them. A lady, whose husband holds
+the rank of major (and upwards) in
+the army, or of captain (and upwards)
+in the navy, or is of noble birth, is
+styled a <i>Frue</i>; her daughter is born a
+<i>Fröken</i>: but the wife of a private
+individual, with no blood worth the
+naming in her veins, is simply <i>Madame</i>,
+and her daughter's <i>Jomfrue</i>.
+You might as easily pull down Gibraltar<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_661" id="Page_661">[661]</a></span>
+as the prejudice which maintains
+those petty and frivolous distinctions.
+It is highly diverting to witness the
+painful distress of Mr Kohl at hearing
+ladies of noble birth addressed as <i>Frue
+Brahe</i>, <i>Frue Rosenkrands</i>, instead of
+by the sublime title of <i>Gnädige Frau</i>,
+eternally in the mouths of his own
+title-loving countrymen. It is singular,
+however, that whilst the Danes
+are so tenacious of honorary appellations,
+they are without those constant
+quantities, the <i>von</i> and <i>de</i> of Germany
+and France. The <i>Sture</i>, the <i>Axe</i>, the
+<i>Trolle</i>, and the other nobles who, for
+ages, lived like kings in Denmark,
+were without a prefix to their names.
+<i>Greve</i> and <i>Baron</i> are words of comparatively
+modern introduction.</p>
+
+<p>There are about twenty high fiefs
+in Denmark&mdash;the title to hold one of
+these lordships, which bring with them
+many important privileges, being the
+possession of a certain amount of land,
+rated at the value of the corn it will
+produce. The owners are exempt
+from all payment of taxes, not only
+on their fiefs, but on their other lands:
+they have the supervision of officials
+in the district: are exempted from
+arrest or summons before an inferior
+court, to which the lesser nobility are
+liable; and they enjoy the right of
+appropriating to their own use all
+treasures found under the earth in
+their lordships. Next to these come
+the baronial fiefs; then the <i>stammehuser</i>,
+or houses of noble stock, all
+rated according to various measures
+of corn as the supposed amount of
+the land's produce; all other seats or
+estates are called <i>Gaarde</i>, Courts, or
+<i>Godser</i>, estates. The country residences
+of the nobility are strikingly
+elegant and tasteful. They are surrounded
+by lawns and parks in
+the English fashion, and often contain
+large collections of paintings and
+extensive libraries. Along the upper
+corridors of the country residences of
+the nobility are ranged large wooden
+chests, (termed <i>Kister</i>,) containing the
+household linen, kept in the most
+scrupulous order. Many of these
+<i>Kister</i> are extremely ancient, and
+richly carved in oak. Every peasant
+family, too, has its <i>Kiste</i>, which holds
+the chief place in the sitting-room,
+and is filled with all the treasure, as
+well as all the linen, of the household.
+Amongst other lordly structures, Mr
+Kohl visited <i>Gysselfelt</i>,<a name="FNanchor_3_3" id="FNanchor_3_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_3_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a> near Nestned
+in Zealand. It was built in 1540 by
+Peter Oxe, and still stands a perfect
+representation of the fortresses of the
+time. Its fosses yet surround it&mdash;the
+drawbridges are unaltered: and, round
+the roof, at equal distances, are the
+solid stone pipes from which boiling
+water or pitch has often been poured
+upon the heads of the assailants below.
+In the vicinity of this castle is
+<i>Bregentned</i>, the princely residence of
+the Counts <i>Moltke</i>. The <i>Moltke</i> are
+esteemed the richest family in Denmark.
+Their ancestors having munificently
+endowed several lay nunneries,
+the eldest daughter of the house is
+born abbess-elect of the convent of
+<i>Gysselfelt</i>: the eldest son is addressed
+always as "His Excellence." The
+splendid garden, the fine collection
+of antiquities, the costly furniture and
+appointments that distinguish the
+abode at <i>Bregentned</i> send Mr Kohl
+into ecstasies. He is equally charmed
+by the sight of a few cottages actually
+erected by the fair hands of
+the noble daughters of the House of
+Moltke. The truth is, Mr Kohl,
+republican as he is, is unequal to the
+sight of any thing connected with
+nobility. The work of a noble hand,
+the poor daub representing a royal individual,
+throws him immediately into a
+fever of excitement, and dooms his
+reader to whole pages of the most
+prosaic eloquence.</p>
+
+<p>The condition of the peasantry of
+Denmark is described as much better&mdash;as
+indeed it is&mdash;than that of the
+labourers of any other country. If
+there is no superabundance of wealth
+in Denmark, there is likewise no evidence
+of abject poverty. The terms
+upon which the peasants hold their
+farms from the landed proprietors are
+by no means heavy; and their houses,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_662" id="Page_662">[662]</a></span>
+their manner of dressing, and their
+merry-makings, of themselves certify
+that their position is easy, and may
+well bear a comparison with that of
+their brethren of other countries.
+Within the last twenty years, great
+improvements have been effected in
+agriculture, and the best English
+machines are now in common use
+amongst the labourers.</p>
+
+<p>Upon the moral and political condition
+of the Danish people at large,
+we will postpone all reflections, until
+the appearance of Mr Kohl's remaining
+volumes. We take leave of volume
+one, with the hope that the
+sequel of the work will faithfully furnish
+such interesting particulars as the
+readers of Mr Kohl have a right to
+demand, and he, if he be an intelligent
+traveller, has it in his power to
+supply. We do not say that this
+first instalment is without interest.
+It contains by far too much desultory
+digression; it has more than
+a sprinkling of German prosing and
+egotism: but many of its pages may
+be read with advantage and instruction.
+If the work is ever translated,
+the translator, if he hope to please
+the English reader, must take his pen
+in one hand and his shears in the
+other.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+<h2>LORD METCALFE'S GOVERNMENT OF JAMAICA.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The death of Lord Metcalfe excited
+one universal feeling&mdash;that
+his country had lost a statesman
+whom she regarded with the highest
+admiration, and the warmest gratitude.
+The <i>Times</i>, and the other public journals,
+in expressing that feeling, could
+only give a general and abridged memoir
+of this great and good man.
+Every part of his public life&mdash;and that
+life commencing at an unusually early
+period&mdash;stamps him with the reputation
+of a statesman endowed in an
+eminent degree with all the qualities
+which would enable him to discharge
+the most arduous and responsible
+duties. Every part of it presents an
+example, and abounds in materials,
+from which public men may
+derive lessons of the most practical
+wisdom, and the soundest rules for
+their political conduct. His whole
+life should be portrayed by a faithful
+biographer, who had an intimate
+acquaintance with all the peculiar
+circumstances which constituted the
+critical, arduous, and responsible character
+of the trusts committed to him,
+and which called for the most active
+exercise of the great qualities which
+he possessed. That part of it which
+was passed in administering the government
+of Jamaica, is alone selected
+for comment in the following pages. It
+is a part, short indeed as to its space,
+but of sufficient duration to have justly
+entitled him, if he had distinguished
+himself by no other public service, to
+rank amongst the most eminent of
+those, who have regarded their high
+intellectual and moral endowments as
+bestowed for the purpose of enabling
+them to confer the greatest and most
+enduring benefits on their country, and
+who have actively and successfully
+devoted those qualities to that noble
+purpose.</p>
+
+<p>No just estimate of the nature, extent,
+and value of that service, and of
+those endowments, can be formed,
+without recalling the peculiar difficulties
+with which Lord Metcalfe had to
+contend, and which he so successfully
+surmounted, in administering the
+government of Jamaica.</p>
+
+<p>The only part of colonial society
+known in England, consisted of those
+West Indian proprietors who were
+resident here. They were highly educated&mdash;their
+stations were elevated&mdash;their
+wealth was great, attracting attention,
+and sometimes offending, by
+its display. It was a very prevalent
+supposition, that they constituted the
+whole of what was valuable, or
+wealthy, or respectable in West Indian
+colonial society; that those who were
+resident in the colonies could have no
+claim to either of these descriptions;
+and that they were the mere hired
+managers of the properties of the
+West Indians resident in England.
+This notion was entertained by the
+government. The hospitable invitations
+from the West Indians in England,
+which a Governor on the eve of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_663" id="Page_663">[663]</a></span>
+his departure for his colony accepted,
+served to impress it strongly on his
+mind. He proceeded to his government
+with too low an estimate of the
+character, attainments, respectability,
+and property of those who composed
+the community over whom he was to
+preside. The nobleman or general
+officer on whom the government had
+been bestowed, entered on his administration,
+familiar, indeed, with the Parliament
+of Great Britain, and with
+what Mr Burke calls "her imperial
+character, and her imperial rights,"
+but little acquainted with, and still
+less disposed to recognise, the rights
+and privileges of the Colonial Assemblies,
+although those assemblies, in
+the estimation of the same great authority,
+so exceedingly resembled a
+parliament in all their forms, functions,
+and powers, that it was impossible
+they should not imbibe some
+idea of a similar authority. "Things
+could not be otherwise," he adds; "and
+English colonies must be had on those
+terms, or not had at all." He could not,
+as Mr Burke did, "look upon the imperial
+rights of Great Britain, and the
+privileges which the colonies ought to
+enjoy under these rights, to be just
+the most reconcilable things in the
+world."</p>
+
+<p>The colonists, whose Legislative Assemblies
+had from the earliest period
+of their history, in all which regarded
+their internal legislation, exercised
+the most valuable privileges of a representative
+government, would, on
+their part, feel that the preservation of
+those privileges not only constituted
+their security for the enjoyment of
+their civil and political rights as Englishmen,
+but must confer on them importance,
+and procure them respect in
+the estimation of the government of
+the parent state. Thus, on the one
+hand, a governor, in his zeal to maintain
+the imperial rights, from the
+jealousy with which he watched every
+proceeding of the Assembly, and his
+ignorance of their constitution and
+privileges, not unfrequently either invaded
+these privileges, or deemed an
+assertion of them to be an infringement
+of the rights of the Imperial Parliament.
+On the other hand, the Colonists,
+with no less jealousy, watched every
+proceeding of the governor which
+seemed to menace any invasion of the
+privileges of their Assemblies, and
+with no less zeal were prepared to
+vindicate and maintain them. The
+Governor and the Colonial Assembly
+regarded each other with feelings
+which not only prevented him from
+justly appreciating the motives and
+conduct of the resident colonists, but
+confirmed, and even increased the unfavourable
+impressions he had first
+entertained. His official communications
+enabled him to impart to and
+induce the government to adopt the
+same impressions. The influence of
+these feelings, in like manner, on
+Colonial Assemblies and colonists too
+frequently prevented them from justly
+appreciating the motives of the Governor,
+from making some allowance for
+his errors, and too readily brought
+them into collision with him.</p>
+
+<p>It cannot be denied that those impressions
+exercised on both sides of
+the Atlantic an influence so strong, as
+to betray itself in the communications
+and recommendations, and indeed in the
+whole policy of the government, as well
+as in the legislation of the colonies.</p>
+
+<p>This imperfect acquaintance with
+the character of the resident colonists,
+and the unfavourable impression with
+which the proceedings and motives of
+their Legislative Assemblies were regarded,
+prevailed amongst the public
+in Great Britain.</p>
+
+<p>The colonial proprietors resident in
+Great Britain felt little sympathy,
+either with the colonial legislatures, or
+with those resident in the colonies.
+This want of sympathy may be attributed
+to a peculiarity which distinguished
+the planters of British from
+those of other European colonies. The
+latter considered the colony in which
+they resided as their home. The former
+regarded their residence in it
+as temporary. They looked to the
+parent state as their only home, and
+all their acquisitions were made with
+a view to enjoyment in that home. This
+feeling accompanied them to England.
+It was imbibed by their families and
+their descendants. The colony, which
+had been the source of their wealth
+and rank, was not, as she ought to have
+been, the object of their grateful affection.
+They regarded with indifference
+her institutions, her legislature,
+her resident community. From this
+want of sympathy, or from the want
+of requisite information, they made no
+effort to remove the unfavourable impressions<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_664" id="Page_664">[664]</a></span>
+with which the executive Government
+and the Assemblies regarded
+each other, or to promote the establishment
+of their relations in mutual
+conciliation and confidence.</p>
+
+<p>Another cause operated very powerfully
+in exciting a strong prejudice
+against the inhabitants of our West
+Indian colonies. The feeling which
+was naturally entertained against the
+slave trade and slave colonies was
+transferred to the resident colonists,
+and almost exclusively to them. By
+a numerous and powerful party, slavery
+had been contemplated in itself,
+and in the relations and interests
+which it had created, and its abolition
+had been endeavoured to be effected
+as if it were the crime of the
+colonies <i>exclusively</i>. It was forgotten
+"that it was," to use the language of
+Lord Stowel, "in a peculiar manner the
+crime of England, where it had been
+instituted, fostered, and encouraged,
+even to an excess which some of
+the colonies in vain endeavoured to
+restrain." Besides the acts passed by
+the legislatures of Pennsylvania and
+South Carolina, when those were British
+colonies, we find that when the
+Assembly of Jamaica, in 1765, was
+passing an act to restrain the importation
+of slaves into the colony, the
+governor of Jamaica informed the
+Assembly of that island, that, consistently
+with his instructions, he could
+not give his assent to a bill for that
+purpose, which had then been read
+twice. In 1774, the Jamaica Assembly
+attempted to prevent the
+further importation, by an increase
+of duties thereon, and for this
+purpose passed two acts. The merchants
+of Bristol and Liverpool
+petitioned against their allowance.
+The Board of Trade made a report
+against them. The agent of Jamaica
+was heard against that report; but,
+upon the recommendation of the Privy
+Council, the acts were disallowed, and
+the disallowance was accompanied by
+an instruction to the governor, dated
+28th February 1775, by which he was
+prohibited, "upon pain of being removed
+from his government," from
+giving his assent to any act by which
+the duties on the importation of
+slaves should be augmented&mdash;"on the
+ground," as the instruction states,
+"that such duties were to the injury
+and oppression of the merchants of
+this kingdom and the obstruction of
+its commerce."</p>
+
+<p>The opposition to the abolition of
+the slave trade was that of the merchants
+and planters resident in England,
+and to their influence on the
+members of the colonial legislature
+must be attributed whatever opposition
+was offered by the latter. In the
+interval between the abolition of
+the slave trade and that of slavery,
+the feelings of prejudice against them
+grew still stronger. Every specific
+measure by which this party proposed
+to ameliorate the condition of the
+slaves, was accompanied by some degrading
+and disqualifying remarks on
+the conduct of the resident inhabitants.
+An act of individual guilt was
+treated as a proof of the general
+depravity of the whole community.
+In consequence of the enthusiastic
+ardour with which the abolition of
+slavery was pursued, all the proposed
+schemes of amelioration proceeded on
+the erroneous assumption, that the
+progress of civilisation and of moral
+and religious advancement ought to
+have been as rapid amongst the slave
+population of the colonies, as it had
+been in England and other parts of
+Europe. It was forgotten, that until
+the slave trade was abolished, the
+inherent iniquity of which was aggravated
+by the obstacle it afforded to the
+progress of civilisation, every attempt
+to diffuse moral and religious instruction
+was impeded and counteracted
+by the superstitions and vices which
+were constantly imported from Africa.
+Thus, instead of the conciliation which
+would have rendered the colonists as
+active and zealous, as they must always
+be the <i>only efficient</i>, promoters of
+amelioration, irritation was excited,
+and they were almost proscribed, and
+placed without the pale of all the
+generous and candid, and just and
+liberal feelings which characterise
+Englishmen.</p>
+
+<p>This state of public feeling operated
+most injuriously in retarding and preventing
+many measures of amelioration
+which would have been made in
+the slave codes of the several colonies.</p>
+
+<p>Jamaica experienced, in a greater
+degree than any other colony, the
+effects of those unfavourable impressions
+with which the motives and
+proceedings of her legislature were
+regarded, and of those feelings of distrust<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_665" id="Page_665">[665]</a></span>
+and suspicion which influenced
+the relations of the executive government
+and the Assembly. Her Assembly
+was more sensitive, more
+zealous, more tenacious than any
+other colony in vindicating the privileges
+of her legislature, whenever an
+attempt was made to violate them.
+The people of Jamaica, when that
+colony first formed part of the British
+empire, did not become subjects of
+England by conquest&mdash;they were by
+birth Englishmen, who, by the invitation
+and encouragement of their
+sovereign, retained possession of a
+country which its former inhabitants
+had abandoned. They carried with
+them to Jamaica all the rights and
+privileges of British-born subjects.
+The proclamation of Charles II. is
+not a grant, but a declaration, confirmation,
+and guarantee of those
+rights and privileges. The constitution
+of Jamaica is based on those
+rights and privileges. It is, to use
+the emphatic language of Mr Burke,
+in speaking of our North American
+colonies, "a constitution which, with
+the exception of the commercial restraints,
+has every characteristic of a
+free government. She has the express
+image of the British constitution. She
+has the substance. She has the right
+of taxing herself through her representatives
+in her Assembly. She has,
+in effect, the sole internal government
+of the colony."</p>
+
+<p>The history of the colony records
+many attempts of the governor and of
+the government to deprive her of that
+constitution, by violating the privileges
+of her Assembly; but it records
+also the success with which those attempts
+were resisted, and the full recognition
+of those privileges by the
+ample reparation which was made for
+their violation. That very success
+rendered the people of Jamaica still
+more jealous of those privileges, and
+more determined in the uncompromising
+firmness with which they maintained
+them. But it did not render
+the governors or the home government
+less jealous or less distrustful of
+the motives and proceedings of the
+Assembly. As the whole expense of
+her civil, military, and ecclesiastical
+establishment was defrayed by the
+colony, with the exception of the salaries
+of the bishop, archdeacon, and
+certain stipendiary curates; and as
+that expense, amounting to nearly
+£400,000, was annually raised by the
+Assembly, it might have been supposed
+that the power of stopping the
+supplies would have had its effect in
+creating more confidence and conciliation,
+but it may be doubted whether
+it did not produce a contrary effect.</p>
+
+<p>The feelings entertained by the government
+towards the colonies, were
+invoked by the intemperate advocates
+for the immediate abolition of slavery,
+as the justification of their unfounded
+representations of the tyranny and
+oppression with which the planters
+treated their slaves. Happily, that
+great act of atonement to humanity,
+the abolition of slavery, has been accomplished;
+but the faithful historian
+of our colonies, great as his detestation
+of slavery may and ought to be,
+will yet give a very different representation
+of the relation which subsisted between
+master and slave. He will represent
+the negroes on an estate to have
+considered themselves, and to have
+been considered by the proprietor,
+as part of his family; that this self-constituted
+relationship was accompanied
+by all the kindly feelings which
+dependence on the one hand, and protection
+on the other, could create;
+and that such was the confidence with
+which both classes regarded each
+other, that, with fearless security, the
+white man and his family retired to
+their beds, leaving the doors and windows
+of their houses unclosed. These
+kindly feelings, and that confidence,
+were at length impaired by the increasing
+attempts to render the employers
+the objects of hatred. At
+the latter end of 1831, a rebellion
+of the most appalling nature broke
+out amongst the slave population. A
+district of country, not less than forty
+miles in extent, was laid waste. Buildings
+and other property, to the amount
+of more than a million in value, exclusive
+of the crops, were destroyed.</p>
+
+<p>In 1833, the act for the abolition of
+slavery was passed; and it cannot be
+denied, that the feelings of distrust
+and jealousy with which government
+had so long regarded the Assembly
+and their constituents, accompanied
+its introduction, progress, and details.
+They accompanied also the legislative
+measures adopted by the Assembly
+for carrying into effect its provisions,
+and especially those for establishing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_666" id="Page_666">[666]</a></span>
+and regulating the apprenticeship.
+The manner in which the relative
+rights and duties of master and apprentices
+were discharged, was watched
+and examined with the same unfavourable
+feelings as if there had
+existed a design to make the apprenticeship
+a cover for the revival of
+slavery&mdash;an object which, even had
+there been persons wicked enough to
+have desired it, could never have been
+accomplished. There were persons in
+Jamaica exercising a powerful influence
+over the minds of the apprentices,
+who proclaimed to them their
+belief, that it was the design of their
+masters to reduce them to slavery,
+and who appealed to the suspicion and
+jealousy of the government as justifying
+and confirming that belief. Such
+was the influence of those feelings,
+that two attempts were made in Parliament
+to abolish the apprenticeship.
+They were unsuccessful; but enough
+had been said and done to fill the
+minds of the apprentices with the
+greatest distrust and suspicion of their
+masters. In June 1838, the Assembly
+was especially convened for the purpose
+of abolishing it. The governor,
+as the organ of her Majesty's government,
+distinctly told the Assembly
+that it was impossible to continue the
+apprenticeship. "I pronounce it,"
+he says, "physically impossible to
+maintain the apprenticeship, with any
+hope of successful agriculture." The
+state to which the colony had been
+reduced, is told in the answer of the
+Assembly to this address: "Jamaica
+does, indeed, require repose; and we
+anxiously hope, that should we determine
+to remove an unnatural servitude,
+we shall be left in the exercise
+of our constitutional privileges, without
+interference." The colony was
+thus compelled to abolish the apprenticeship,
+although it had formed part of
+the plan of emancipation&mdash;not only that
+it might contribute to the compensation
+awarded for the abolition of slavery,
+but that it might become that intermediate
+state which might prepare the apprentices
+for absolute and unrestricted
+freedom, and afford the aid of experience
+in such legislation as was
+adapted to their altered condition. It
+was again and again described by the
+Secretary of State for the colonies, in
+moving his resolutions, "to be necessary
+not only for the security of the
+master, but for the welfare of the
+slave." The apprenticeship was thus
+abruptly terminated two years before
+the expiration of the period fixed by
+the act of the Imperial Parliament for
+its duration, before any new system of
+legislation had been adopted, and when
+the emancipated population had been
+taught to regard the planters with far
+less kindly feelings than those which
+they entertained in their state of
+slavery.</p>
+
+<p>The difficulties and dangers with
+which the colony was now threatened
+were such as would have appalled any
+prudent man, and would render it no
+less his interest than his duty to assist
+the Assembly in surmounting them.
+It was, however, the misfortune of
+Jamaica that her governor, from infirmity
+of body and of temper, far
+from endeavouring to surmount or
+lessen, so greatly increased these
+difficulties and dangers, that it appeared
+scarcely possible to extricate
+the colony from them. His conduct
+in the session of November 1838 was
+so gross a violation of the rights and
+privileges of the Assembly, as to leave
+that body no other alternative but
+that of passing a resolution, by which
+they refused to proceed to any other
+business, except that of providing the
+supplies to maintain the faith of the
+island towards the public creditor,
+until they had obtained reparation for
+this violation.</p>
+
+<p>This course had obtained the sanction,
+not only of long usage and
+practice, but of the government of
+the parent state. The history of Jamaica
+abounds in numerous instances
+where governors, who had by their
+conduct given occasion for its adoption,
+had been either recalled, or ordered
+by the Executive Government
+to make such communication to the
+Assembly as had the character of
+being an atonement for the violation
+of their privileges, and an express
+recognition of them. Upon this resolution
+being passed, the governor
+prorogued the Assembly. On being
+re-assembled, they adhered to their
+former resolution. The governor dissolved
+the Assembly. A general election
+took place, when the same members
+who had composed the large
+majority concurring on that resolution,
+were re-elected, and even an
+addition made to their majority. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_667" id="Page_667">[667]</a></span>
+Assembly, as might be expected, on
+being convened, adhered to their former
+resolution. It was then prorogued
+until the 10th of July 1839.
+The government, upon the urgent recommendation
+of the governor, and
+influenced by his misrepresentations,
+proposed to Parliament a measure
+for suspending the functions of the
+Legislative Assembly. Unjustifiable
+and reprehensible as this measure
+was, yet it is only an act of justice to
+the government of that day to
+remember that it originated, not
+only in the recommendation of the
+governor, supported also by that
+of the two preceding governors of
+Jamaica, but was sanctioned, and
+indeed urged on it, by several
+influential Jamaica proprietors and
+merchants, resident in London. Indeed,
+until the bill had been some
+time in the House of Commons, it
+was doubtful whether it would be
+opposed by Sir Robert Peel and his
+adherents. The determination of several
+members who usually supported
+the government, to oppose a measure
+destructive of the representative part
+of the constitution of this great
+colony, enabled him and his party
+to defeat the bill on the second
+reading. The government being
+thus left in a minority, resigned;
+but the attempt of Sir Robert Peel
+to form a ministry having failed, the
+former government was restored, and
+they introduced another bill, equally
+objectionable in its principles, and
+equally destructive of the representative
+branch of the Jamaica constitution.
+An amendment was proposed
+on the part of Sir Robert Peel, by the
+party then considered Conservative;
+but as the amendment would leave the
+bill still inconsistent with the rights
+of this popular branch of the constitution,
+they were deprived of the
+support of those who had before united
+with them in their opposition to the
+first bill, and they were therefore left in
+a minority. The bill passed the House
+of Commons. The amendment, which
+had been rejected, was adopted by the
+House of Lords, and the bill was
+passed. The powerful speeches of
+Lords Lyndhurst and Brougham, and
+those of the other noble lords by whom
+the amendment was supported, afford
+abundant evidence that they disapproved
+of the principles of the bill,
+and were unanswered and unanswerable
+arguments for its rejection.</p>
+
+<p>Lord John Russell, and other members
+of the government, might well
+believe, and express their prediction,
+that such a bill would not satisfy the
+Assembly, but that they would still
+refuse to resume their legislation; and
+that in the next session the House
+must adopt the original measure.</p>
+
+<p>It was in the power of the ministry,
+without resorting to any measure of
+undue interference which could have
+furnished their opponents with any
+ground of censure, by passively leaving
+the administration of the government
+of the colony to its ordinary
+course, and adopting the ordinary
+means of selecting a governor, to
+have fulfilled their own prediction.
+They might thus have saved themselves
+from the taunt with which
+Sir Robert Peel, in the debate on
+the 16th January 1840, attributed
+the satisfactory manner in which
+the Assembly of Jamaica had resumed
+their legislative proceedings,
+to "the opinion of the ministers having
+been overruled." But the conduct
+of Lord John Russell, who had
+then accepted the seals of secretary
+for the colonies, was influenced by
+higher motives. He immediately applied
+himself to secure, by confidence,
+the cordial co-operation of the Assembly
+of Jamaica, in that legislation
+which should promote the best interests
+of all classes of the community.
+For the accomplishment of this object,
+he anxiously sought for a governor who
+united the discretion, the judgment,
+the temper and firmness, which would
+promote that confidence, and obtain
+that co-operation, and, at the same
+time, maintain the dignity of the executive,
+and the supremacy of Parliament.</p>
+
+<p>From no consideration of personal
+or political connexion, but purely from
+the conviction that Lord Metcalfe
+was eminently distinguished by these
+qualities, Lord John Russell offered
+to him the Government of Jamaica.
+He had just returned from the East
+Indies, where he had displayed the
+greatest ability, and met with almost
+unexampled success. He had scarcely
+tasted the sweets of the repose which
+he had promised himself. His acceptance
+of the Government was a sacrifice
+of that repose to his high sense of
+duty, and to the noble desire of rendering<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_668" id="Page_668">[668]</a></span>
+a great public service to his
+country.</p>
+
+<p>But to little purpose would such a
+character have been selected, and to
+little purpose would he have possessed
+those eminent qualities, if he had been
+sent to Jamaica with instructions
+which would have controled their
+exercise. A more wise, just, and
+liberal policy was adopted by the government.
+Lord Metcalfe was left
+with the full, free, unfettered power
+of accomplishing, in his own manner,
+and according to his own discretion,
+the great object of his administration.
+Of the spirit of his instructions, and
+of the discretion and powers confided
+to him, he gives his own description
+in his answer to an address which, on
+his return to England, was presented
+him by the Jamaica proprietors resident
+in London, "I was charged by
+her Majesty's government with a
+mission of peace and reconciliation."</p>
+
+<p>It is scarcely possible to conceive a
+public trust so full of difficulties, and
+requiring the possession and exercise
+of so many high and rare qualities for
+its successful discharge, as the Government
+of Jamaica at the time it
+was undertaken by Lord Metcalfe.
+Some account has been given of the
+difficulties which attended the government
+of every West Indian colony,
+and of those which were peculiar to
+that of Jamaica. It should be added,
+that the office of Governor, independently
+of the difficulties occasioned
+by any particular event, is itself of
+so peculiar a character as to require
+no inconsiderable share of temper and
+address as well as judgment. He is
+the representative of his Sovereign,
+invested with many of the executive
+powers of sovereignty. He must constantly
+by his conduct maintain the
+dignity of his Sovereign. He cannot,
+consistently with either the usages of
+his office or the habits of society,
+detach himself from the community
+over which he presides as the representative
+of his Sovereign. It is
+necessary for him to guard against
+a possibility of his frequent and
+familiar intercourse with individuals,
+impairing their respect for him
+and his authority, and, at the same
+time, not deprive himself of the
+friendly disposition and confidence on
+their part which that intercourse may
+enable him to obtain. Especially
+must he prevent any knowledge of
+the motives and views of individuals
+with which this intercourse may supply
+him, from exercising too great, or,
+indeed, any apparent influence on his
+public conduct. It will be seen how
+well qualified Lord Metcalfe was to
+surmount, and how successfully he
+did surmount, all these difficulties.</p>
+
+<p>It has been stated, that the bill,
+even with the amendment it received
+in the House of Lords, was so inconsistent
+with the constitutional rights
+of Jamaica, that it was apprehended
+there would be great reluctance on the
+part of the Assembly to resume the
+exercise of its legislative functions.
+Considerations, which did honour to
+the character of that body, induced
+the members to overcome that reluctance,
+even before they had practical
+experience of the judicious and conciliatory
+conduct of Lord Metcalfe,
+and of the spirit in which he intended
+to administer his government. There
+was a party of noblemen and gentlemen,
+possessing considerable property
+in Jamaica, and of great influence in
+England, at the head of whom was
+that excellent man, the late Earl of
+Harewood, who had given their most
+cordial support, in and out of Parliament,
+to the agent of the colony in
+his opposition to the measure for
+suspending the legislative functions
+of the Assembly. They had thus
+acquired strong claims on the grateful
+attention of the legislature of Jamaica.
+In an earnest and affectionate appeal
+to the Assembly, they urged that body
+to resume its legislation. The Assembly
+and its constituents, with
+the generosity which has ever distinguished
+them, and with a grateful
+sense of the powerful support they
+had received from this party, felt the
+full force of their appeal. Lord Metcalfe,
+by his judicious conduct in
+relation to the bill, by the conciliatory
+spirit which his whole conduct on his
+arrival in Jamaica, and first meeting
+the Assembly, evinced, and by his
+success in impressing the members
+with the belief that her Majesty's
+government was influenced by the
+same spirit, inspired them with such
+confidence in the principles on which
+his government would be administered,
+that they did not insist on their
+objections to the bill, but resolved on
+resuming their legislation. They did<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_669" id="Page_669">[669]</a></span>
+resume it. "They gave him," to use
+his own language, "their hearty support
+and active co-operation in adopting
+and carrying into effect the views
+of her Majesty's government, and in
+passing laws adapted to the change
+which had taken place in the social relations
+of the inhabitants of Jamaica."</p>
+
+<p>Before we state the principles on
+which he so successfully conducted
+the government of Jamaica, and endeavour
+to represent the value of those
+services which, by its administration,
+he rendered to his country, we would
+select some of those qualities essential
+to constitute a great statesman, with
+which he was most richly endowed.
+He was entrusted with public duties
+of great responsibility at a very early
+period of life. Impressed with a deep
+sense of that responsibility, he felt
+that the faculties of his mind ought
+to be not only dedicated to the discharge
+of those duties, but that
+he ought to bestow on them that
+cultivation and improvement which
+could enable his country to derive
+the greatest benefit from them. He
+acquired the power of taking an enlarged
+and comprehensive view of all
+the bearings of every question which
+engaged his attention, and he exercised
+that power with great promptitude.
+He distinguished and separated
+with great facility and with great
+accuracy what was material from what
+was not in forming his judgment.
+He kept his mind always so well
+regulated, and its powers so entirely
+under his control&mdash;he preserved his
+temper so calm and unruffled&mdash;he
+resisted so successfully the approach
+of prejudice, that he was enabled to
+penetrate into the recesses of human
+conduct and motives, and to acquire
+the most intimate knowledge and the
+most practical experience of mankind.</p>
+
+<p>The acquisition of that experience is
+calculated to impress the statesman
+with an unfavourable opinion of his
+species, and to excite too general a
+feeling of distrust. This impression,
+unless its progress and effects are controlled,
+may exercise so great an influence
+as effectually to disable the
+judgment, frustrate the best intentions,
+and oppose so many obstacles
+as to render the noble character of
+a great and good statesman wholly
+unattainable. It is the part of
+wisdom no less than of benevolence,
+so far to control it, that it shall have
+no other effect than that of inducing
+caution, prudence, and circumspection.
+He will regard it as reminding
+him that those for whom he
+thinks and acts, are beings with the
+infirmities of our fallen nature; as
+teaching him to appeal to, and avail
+himself of the better feelings and
+motives of our nature; and, whenever
+it is practicable, to render those
+even of an opposite character the
+means of effecting good, and if that
+be not practicable, to correct and control
+them so as to deprive them of
+their baneful effects.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Metcalfe followed the dictates
+of his natural benevolence, no less
+than those of his excellent judgment,
+in applying to those purposes, and in
+this manner, his great knowledge and
+experience of mankind. Burke, who
+has been most truly called "the
+greatest philosopher in practice whom
+the world ever saw," has said, "that
+in the world we live in, distrust is but
+too necessary; some of old called it the
+very sinews of discretion. But what
+signify common-places, that always
+run parallel and equal? Distrust is
+good, or it is bad, according to our
+position and our purpose." Again,
+"there is a confidence necessary to
+human intercourse, and without which
+men are often more injured by their
+own suspicions, than they would be
+by the perfidy of others." No man
+knew better or made a more wise and
+judicious and successful application of
+these maxims of wisdom and benevolence
+than Lord Metcalfe. The
+grateful attachment of the community
+in which he lived abundantly proved
+that distrust, when it was required by
+his judgment, never impaired the
+kindness of his own disposition, or
+alienated from him the esteem and affection
+of others.</p>
+
+<p>The rock on which too often a
+governor has made shipwreck of his
+administration has been the selection
+of individuals or families on whom he
+bestowed his exclusive confidence.
+The jealousy and envy which this
+preference excited in others did not
+constitute the only or even the greatest
+part of the evil. The selected few
+were desirous of making themselves
+of importance, and inducing him to
+value their support as essential to the
+success of his government. With<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_670" id="Page_670">[670]</a></span>
+this view they attributed to others
+unfriendly feelings towards the governor
+which they never entertained,
+and endeavoured to persuade him
+that they themselves were the only
+persons on whom he could rely.
+Their professions betrayed him into
+the great error of too soon and too
+freely making them acquainted with
+the views and designs of his government.
+Lord Metcalfe was too wise
+and too just to have any favourites;
+towards all, he acted with
+a frankness, sincerity, and kindness
+which made all equally his friends.
+Lord Metcalfe united with singular
+equanimity of temper, an extraordinary
+degree of self-possession. He
+never was betrayed into an intimation
+of his opinions or intentions, if prudence
+required that they should not
+be known. The time when, and the
+extent to which such intimation should
+be given, were always the result of
+his previous deliberate judgment. But
+this reserve was accompanied with
+so much kindness and gentleness of
+manner, that it silenced any disappointment
+or mortification in not attaining
+that insight into his views
+which was sought. A short intercourse
+with Lord Metcalfe could not
+fail to satisfy the mind that any attempt
+to elicit from him opinions
+which he did not desire to impart,
+would be wholly fruitless.</p>
+
+<p>Another evil, no less injurious to the
+government than to the colony, was
+the hasty and imperfect estimate
+which governors formed of the motives
+and conduct of colonial legislatures.
+It had then been too frequent to
+represent those bodies as influenced
+by a hostile feeling, where no such
+feeling existed, and to exaggerate their
+difficulties in administering their government.
+Lord Metcalfe's administration
+was characterised by the candour
+with which he appreciated, the
+fidelity with which in his communications
+to her Majesty's government he
+represented, and the uncompromising
+honesty and firmness with which he
+vindicated the motives and acts of the
+Jamaica legislature, and repelled the
+prejudices, the misrepresentations, and
+calumnies by which it had been
+assailed. He brought to his administration,
+and never failed to evince, a
+constitutional respect for the institutions
+of the colony, and the strictest
+impartiality in maintaining the just
+rights of all classes of the community.
+Her Majesty's government continued
+to him that unlimited confidence he so
+well deserved, and left him to carry
+out his wise and beneficent principles
+of government. To cheer him in his
+noble undertaking, to bestow on the
+Assembly the most gratifying reward
+for their conduct, and to give them
+the highest assurance of the confidence
+of the government, the royal speech
+on the prorogation of Parliament contained
+her Majesty's gracious approbation
+of the disposition and proceedings
+of the legislature.</p>
+
+<p>So sound were the principles on
+which he administered the government&mdash;so
+firm and lasting was the confidence
+reposed in him by the assembly,
+that during his administration
+there was not the slightest interruption
+of the most perfect harmony
+between him and the different branches
+of the legislature. He had the satisfaction
+of witnessing a most beneficent
+change in the manner, the care, and
+spirit in which the acts of the colonial
+legislature were examined, objections
+to them treated, and amendments
+required, by the government. The
+acts were not, as before, at once
+disallowed; but the proposed amendments
+were made the subjects of recommendation
+by communications to
+the legislature from the governor.
+The Assembly felt this change, and met
+it in a corresponding spirit, which
+readily disposed them to adopt the
+recommendations of the government.</p>
+
+<p>Having fully and effectually accomplished
+the noble and Christian purpose
+with which he undertook the
+arduous duties of the government, he
+resigned it in June 1842. The state
+in which he left Jamaica, contrasted
+with that in which he found the colony
+on the commencement of his administration,
+was his rich reward. He came
+to Jamaica at a time when her legislation
+was suspended, mutual feelings
+of distrust and jealousy disturbing not
+only the relation between the governor
+and the legislature, but all the social
+relations in the colony; when laws
+were required for the altered state of
+society, and when the tranquillity and
+existence of the colony were placed in
+the greatest jeopardy. When he resigned
+the government, there had been
+effected a perfect reconciliation of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_671" id="Page_671">[671]</a></span>
+colony and the mother country; order
+and harmony, and good feeling
+amongst all classes had been restored;
+legislation had been resumed, laws
+had been passed adapted to the change
+which had taken place in the social
+relations of the inhabitants; and the
+cordial and active co-operation of the
+legislature had been afforded, notwithstanding
+the financial difficulties of
+the colony, in extending at a great
+cost the means of religious and moral
+instruction, and in making the most
+valuable improvements in the judicial
+system. He quitted the shores of
+Jamaica beloved, respected, and revered,
+with a gratitude and real attachment
+which few public men ever
+experienced. The inhabitants of Jamaica
+raised to him a monument
+which might mark their grateful homage
+to his memory. But there is
+engraven on the hearts of the public
+of Jamaica another memorial, in
+the affectionate gratitude and esteem
+with which they will feel the enduring
+blessings of his government, and recall
+his Christian charity, ever largely
+exercised in alleviating individual distress;
+his kindness and condescension
+in private life; and his munificent support
+of all their religious and charitable
+institutions, and of every undertaking
+which could promote the prosperity
+and happiness of the colony.</p>
+
+<p>On Lord Metcalfe's arrival in England,
+a numerous meeting of the Jamaica
+proprietors and merchants was
+held, and an address presented to him,
+in which they offered him the tribute
+of their warmest and sincerest gratitude
+for the benefits which he had
+conferred on the colony "by the eminent
+talents, the wise, and just, and
+liberal principles which made his administration
+of the government a
+blessing to the colony, and had secured
+him the affection of all classes
+of the inhabitants, as well as the high
+approbation of his sovereign."</p>
+
+<p>His answer to that address was a
+beautiful illustration of the unaffected
+modesty, of the kindness and benevolence
+of his disposition, and of the
+principles which influenced his administration.
+"Charged by her Majesty's
+government with a mission of
+peace and reconciliation, I was received
+in Jamaica with open arms.
+The duties which I had to perform
+were obvious; my first proceedings
+were naturally watched with anxiety;
+but as they indicated good-will and a
+fair spirit, I obtained hearty support
+and co-operation. My task in acting
+along with the spirit which animated
+the colony was easy. Internal differences
+were adjusted&mdash;either by being
+left to the natural progress of affairs,
+during which the respective parties
+were enabled to apprehend their real
+interests; or by mild endeavours to
+promote harmony, and discourage dissension.
+The loyalty, the good sense,
+and good feeling of the colony did
+every thing."</p>
+
+<p>The beneficial effects of his administration
+did not cease on his resignation.
+The principles on which he
+had conducted it, were such, that an
+adherence to them could not fail to
+secure similar effects in every succeeding
+government. It was his great object
+to cultivate such mutual confidence
+and good feeling between her Majesty's
+government and the legislature,
+and all classes of the colony, as would
+influence and be apparent in the views
+and measures of the government, and
+as would secure the cordial co-operation
+of the legislature in adopting
+them. In promoting that object, he
+was ever anxious to supply the government
+with those means, which his
+local information and experience could
+alone furnish, of fully understanding
+and justly appreciating the views and
+measures of the Assembly. He was
+sensibly alive to whatever might impair
+the confidence of the government
+in that body. It was his desire to
+convey the most faithful representations
+himself, and to correct any misrepresentations
+conveyed by others.
+In a word, it was his constant object
+to keep the government fully and
+faithfully informed of all which would
+enable it to render justice to the
+colony. Until Lord Metcalfe's administration,
+her Majesty's government
+never understood, and never rightly
+appreciated, the motives and conduct
+of the legislature of Jamaica, and
+never did they know the confidence
+which might be bestowed on that
+legislature, and the all-powerful influence
+which, by means of that confidence,
+could be exercised on its
+legislation. The foundation for the
+most successful, because the most
+beneficial, government was thus permanently
+laid by Lord Metcalfe.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_672" id="Page_672">[672]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Lord Elgin succeeded Lord Metcalfe
+as the governor of Jamaica.
+He had the wisdom to follow the
+example of his predecessor, and adopt
+his principles of government, and pursue
+the path which he had opened.
+His administration was uninterrupted
+by any misunderstanding between the
+executive government and the Assembly.
+It merited and received the
+approbation of his sovereign, and the
+gratitude of the colony.</p>
+
+<p>More than six years have elapsed
+since Lord Metcalfe entered on the
+government of Jamaica. During that
+space of time, in the former history of
+the colony, there were frequent dissolutions
+or prorogations caused by some
+dispute between the government and
+the Assembly, or between the different
+branches of the legislature. Since the
+appointment of Lord Metcalfe, no misunderstanding
+has arisen, but perfect
+harmony has prevailed amongst them.
+The principles of Lord Metcalfe, which
+established the relations between the
+government of the parent state and
+the various branches of the legislature
+of Jamaica, and between all
+classes of society there, in perfect
+confidence and good feeling, and entirely
+excluded distrust and suspicion,
+were so strongly recommended by the
+enduring success of his administration,
+that it is not possible to anticipate
+that they will ever be forgotten
+or abandoned. There can be no difficulties
+which may not be surmounted,
+and confidence can never be supplanted
+by distrust: there can be no governor
+of Jamaica whose administration
+will not have merited and received the
+approbation of his sovereign, and the
+gratitude of the colony, so long as he
+religiously follows the example, and
+adheres to the principles of Lord Metcalfe.
+By such an adherence to these
+principles, Jamaica will retain, not the
+remembrance alone of the wisdom, the
+justice, the benevolence of his administration,
+and the blessings it conferred,
+but she will enjoy, in every
+succeeding generation, the same administration,
+for although directed by
+another hand, it will be characterised
+by the sane wisdom, the same justice
+and beneficence, and confer on her the
+same blessings.</p>
+
+<p>But as the beneficent effects of his
+government are not limited in their duration
+to the time, so neither are they
+confined to the colony, in which it was
+administered. The same experience of
+its success, and the same considerations
+no less of interest than of duty, recommend
+and secure the adoption of
+its principles in the administration of
+the government of every other colony,
+as well as of Jamaica. Such was the
+impression with which the other British
+colonies regarded his administration
+in Jamaica. They considered
+that the same principles on which the
+government of Jamaica had been administered,
+would be adopted in the
+administration of their governments.
+Shortly after Lord Metcalfe's return
+from Jamaica, a numerous and influential
+body, interested in the other
+colonies, presented him with an address,
+expressing "the sentiments of
+gratitude and admiration with which
+they appreciated the ability, the
+impartiality, and the success of his
+administration of the government of
+Jamaica. They gratefully acknowledged
+his undeviating adherence to
+those just and liberal principles by
+which alone the relations between the
+parent state and the colonies can be
+maintained with the feelings essential
+to their mutual honour and welfare;
+and they expressed their conviction,
+that, as his administration must be
+the unerring guide for that of every
+other colony, so its benefits will extend
+to the whole colonial empire of
+Great Britain." Thus, by his administration
+of the government of one
+colony, during only the short space of
+two years, he laid the foundation for
+that permanent union of this and all
+the other colonies with the parent
+state, which would secure the welfare
+and happiness of the millions by whom
+they are inhabited, and add to the
+strength, the power, and splendour of
+the British empire.</p>
+
+<p>Such is a faint record of only
+two years of the distinguished public
+life of this great and good man.
+How few statesmen have ever furnished
+materials for such a record?
+What greater good can be desired for
+our country, than that the example
+of Lord Metcalfe, and his administration
+of Jamaica, may ever be "the
+guide-post and land-mark" in her
+councils for the government of all her
+colonies, and may ever exercise a predominant
+influence in the relations
+between them and the parent state?</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_673" id="Page_673">[673]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>ANNALS AND ANTIQUITIES OF LONDON.</h2>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p><i>An Antiquarian Ramble in the Streets of London; with Anecdotes of their more
+celebrated Residents.</i> By J. T. <span class="smcap">Smith</span>, late Keeper of the Prints and Drawings in
+the British Museum, Author of <i>Nollekins and his Times</i>, &amp;c.</p></blockquote>
+
+
+<p>What is London? Walk into Lombard
+Street, and ask the Merchant;
+he will tell you at once&mdash;the Docks
+and the Custom-House, Lloyd's and
+the Bank, the Exchange, Royal or
+Stock. Drive your cab to the Carlton,
+and learn that it is Pall-mall and
+the Clubs, St James's and the Parks,
+Almack's and the Opera. Carry your
+question and your fee together to legal
+chambers, and be told that it is Westminster
+and Chancery Lane, Lincoln's
+Inn and the Temple. All that remains
+of mankind, that is not to be numbered
+in these several categories, will
+tell you it is a huge agglomeration
+of houses and shops, churches and
+theatres, markets and monuments,
+gas-pipes and paving-stones. Believe
+none&mdash;Yes, believe them all! We
+make our London, as we make our
+World, out of what attracts and interests
+ourselves. Few are they who
+behold in this vast metropolis a many-paged
+volume, abounding in instruction,
+offering to historian and philosopher,
+poet and antiquary, a luxuriant
+harvest and never-failing theme. We
+consider London, with reference to
+what it is and may become, not to
+what it has been. The present and
+the future occupy us to the exclusion
+of the past. We perambulate the great
+arteries of the Monster City, from
+Tyburn to Cornhill, from Whitechapel
+to the Wellington statue, and our
+minds receive no impression, save
+what is directly conveyed through our
+eyes; we pass, unheeding, a thousand
+places and objects rich in memories of
+bygone days, of strange and stirring
+events&mdash;great men long since deceased,
+and customs now long obsolete. We
+care not to dive into the narrow lanes
+and filthy alleys, where, in former centuries,
+sons of Genius and the Muses
+dwelt and starved; we seek not the
+dingy old taverns where the wit of
+our ancestors sparkled; upon the spot
+where a hero fell or a martyr perished,
+we pause not to gaze and to recall
+the memories of departed virtue and
+greatness. We are a matter-of-fact
+generation, too busy in money-getting
+to speculate upon the past. So crowded
+has the world become, that there
+is scarce standing-room; and even the
+lingering ghosts of olden times are
+elbowed and jostled aside. It is the
+triumph of the tangible and positive
+over the shadowy and poetical.</p>
+
+<p>Things which men will not seek,
+they often thankfully accept when
+brought to them in an attractive form
+and without trouble. Upon this calculation
+has the book before us been
+written. It is an attempt to convey,
+in amusing narrative, the history, ancient,
+mediæval, and modern, of the
+streets and houses of London. For
+such a work, which necessarily partakes
+largely of the nature of a compilation,
+it is obvious that industry is
+more essential than talent&mdash;extensive
+reading than a brilliant pen. Both of
+industry and reading Mr Smith makes
+a respectable display, and therefore
+we shall not cavil at any minor deficiencies.
+His subject would have been
+better treated in a lighter and more
+detached form; and, in this respect,
+he might have taken a hint from an
+existing French work of a similar nature,
+relating to Paris. But his materials
+are too sterling and interesting
+to be spoiled by any slight mistake in
+the handling. He has accumulated a
+large mass of information, quotation,
+and extract; and although few persons
+may read his book continuously
+from beginning to end, very many, we
+are sure, will dip with pleasure and
+interest into its pages.</p>
+
+<p>West and East would have been no
+inappropriate title for Mr Smith's twin
+volumes. In the first, he keeps on the
+Court side of Temple Bar; the second
+he devotes to the City. As may be
+supposed, the former is the more
+sprightly and piquant chronicle; but<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_674" id="Page_674">[674]</a></span>
+the latter does not yield to it in striking
+records and interesting historical
+facts. Let us accompany the antiquarian
+on his first ramble, from
+Hyde Park Corner to Charing Cross,
+starting from Apsley House, of which,
+although scarcely included in the design
+of his work, as announced on the
+title-page, he gives, as of various
+other modern buildings, a concise account.</p>
+
+<p>How few individuals of the human
+tide that daily flows and ebbs along
+Piccadilly are aware, that within a
+century that aristocratic quarter was
+a most disreputable outlet from London.
+The ground now covered with
+ranges of palaces, the snug and select
+district of May Fair, dear to opulent
+dowagers and luxurious <i>célibataires</i>,
+was occupied, but a short hundred
+years since, by a few detached dwellings
+in extensive gardens, and by a
+far larger number of low taverns.
+Some of these, as the White Horse
+and Half Moon, have given their
+names to the streets to which their
+bowling-greens and skittle-alleys tardily
+gave way. The Sunday excursions
+of the lower orders were then more
+circumscribed than at present; and
+these Piccadilly publics were much
+resorted to on the Sabbath, in the
+manner of a country excursion; for
+Piccadilly was then the country.
+"Among the advertisements of sales
+by auction in the original edition of
+the <i>Spectator</i>, in folio, published in
+1711, the mansion of Streater, jun.,
+is advertised as <i>his country house</i>,
+being near Bolton Row, in Piccadilly;
+his town residence was in Gerrard
+Street, Soho." The taverns nearest
+to Hyde Park were chiefly patronised
+by the soldiers, particularly, we are
+informed, on review days, when they
+sat in rows upon wooden benches,
+placed in the street for their accommodation,
+combing, soaping, and
+powdering each other's hair. The
+bad character of the neighbourhood,
+and perhaps, also, the nuisance of
+May Fair, which lasted for fifteen
+days, and was not abolished till 1708,
+prevented the ground from increasing
+in value; and accordingly we find
+that Mr Shepherd, after whom Shepherd's
+Market was named, offered for
+sale, as late as the year 1750, his
+freehold mansion in Curzon Street,
+and its adjacent gardens, for five
+hundred pounds. At that price it
+was subsequently sold. Houses there
+were, however, in the then despised
+neighbourhood of Piccadilly, of high
+value; but it arose from their intrinsic
+magnificence, which counterbalanced
+the disadvantages of situation. Evelyn
+mentions having visited Lord John
+Berkeley at his stately new house,
+which was said to have cost thirty
+thousand pounds, and had a cedar
+staircase. He greatly commends the
+gardens, and says that he advised the
+planting of certain holly-hedges on
+the terrace. Stratton Street was built
+on the Berkeley estate, and so named
+in compliment to the Stratton line of
+that family. At what is now the
+south end of Albemarle Street, stood
+Clarendon House, built, as Bishop
+Burnet tells us, on a piece of ground
+granted to Lord Clarendon by Charles
+II. The Earl wished to have a plain
+ordinary house, but those he employed
+preferred erecting a palace, whose
+total cost amounted to fifty thousand
+pounds.</p>
+
+<p>"During the war," says the Bishop,
+"and in the plague year, he had about
+three hundred men at work, which
+he thought would have been an
+acceptable thing, when so many men
+were kept at work, and so much
+money, as was duly paid, circulated
+about. But it had a contrary effect:
+it raised a great outcry against him."
+The sale of Dunkirk to the French
+for four hundred thousand pounds,
+had taken place only three years
+before, and was still fresh in men's
+minds. The odium of this transaction
+fell chiefly on Lord Clarendon,
+who was accused of pocketing a share
+of its profits; and the people gave
+the name of Dunkirk House to his
+new mansion. Others called it Holland
+House, thereby insinuating that
+it was built with bribes received from
+the Dutch, with whom this country
+then waged a disastrous war. In
+spite of popular outcry, however, the
+house was completed in 1667, the year
+of Clarendon's disgrace and banishment.
+Fifteen years later, after his
+death, his heir sold the place to the Duke
+of Albemarle for twenty-five thousand
+pounds, just half what it cost; and the
+Duke parted with it for ten thousand
+more. Finally, it was pulled down<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_675" id="Page_675">[675]</a></span>
+to make room for Albemarle and
+Stafford Streets; of which latter, as
+appears from old plans of London,
+the centre of Clarendon House occupied
+the entire site.</p>
+
+<p>Piccadilly was formerly the headquarters
+of the makers of leaden
+figures. The first yard for this worthless
+description of statues was founded
+by John Van Nost, one of the numerous
+train of Dutchmen who followed
+William III. to England. His establishment
+soon had imitators and
+rivals; and, in 1740, there were four
+of these figure-yards in Piccadilly, all
+driving a flourishing trade in their
+leaden lumber. The statues were as
+large as life, and often painted.
+"They consisted of Punch, Harlequin,
+Columbine, and other pantomimical
+characters; mowers whetting
+their scythes, haymakers resting on
+their rakes, gamekeepers in the act
+of shooting, and <i>Roman</i> soldiers with
+<i>firelocks</i>; but, above all, that of a
+kneeling African with a sundial upon
+his head, found the most extensive
+sale." Copies from the antique were
+also there, and had many admirers;
+but the unsuitableness of the heavy
+and pliable material was soon discovered,
+and, after a brief existence,
+the figure-yards died a natural death.</p>
+
+<p>On the etymology of the word
+Piccadilly, Mr Smith expends much
+erudite research, without, as it appears
+to us, arriving at a very definite or
+satisfactory conclusion. A pickadill
+is defined by Blount, in his <i>Glossography</i>,
+as "the round hem of a
+garment, or other thing; also a kinde
+of stiff collar, made in fashion of a
+band." Hence Mr Smith infers, that
+the famous ordinary near St James's,
+which first bore the name of Piccadilly,
+may have received it because at
+that time it was the outmost or skirt-house
+of the suburb. The derivation
+is ingenious, but rather far-fetched.
+Another notion is, that a certain
+Higgin, a tailor, who built the house,
+had acquired his money by the manufacture
+of pickadills, then in great
+vogue. The orthography of the name
+has varied considerably. Evelyn mentions
+in his memoirs, that, as one of
+the commissioners for reforming the
+buildings and streets of London, he
+ordered the paving of the road from
+St James's North, "which was a quagmire,"
+and likewise of the Haymarket
+about "Pigudello." In the same
+year, however, 1662, it is found
+inscribed in tradesmen's tokens as
+Pickadilla; and this appears to be
+the most ancient mode of spelling it.
+In <i>Gerard's Herbal</i>, published in the
+reign of Queen Elizabeth, (1596,) the
+author, talking of the "small wild
+buglosse," says that this little flower
+"growes upon the drie ditch bankes
+about Pickadilla."</p>
+
+<p>Where Bennet and Arlington Streets
+now stand, was formerly the celebrated
+mulberry gardens, referred to by Malone
+as a favourite haunt of Dryden,
+who loved to eat tarts there with his
+mistress, Anne Reeve. To the polite
+ears of the nineteenth century, the
+very name of a public garden is a
+sound of horror; and to see the cream
+of <i>the ton</i> taking their evening lounge
+at Cremorne, or the "Royal Property,"
+and battening upon mulberry tarts and
+sweetened wine, would excite as much
+astonishment as if we read in the <i>Moniteur</i>
+that the Duchess of Orleans
+had led a <i>galop</i> at Musard's masquerade.
+In the easy-going days of the
+second Charles, things were very different,
+and a fashionable company
+was wont to collect at the Mulberry
+Garden, to sit in its pleasant arbours,
+and feast upon cheesecakes and syllabubs.
+The ladies frequently went
+in masks, which was a great mode at
+that time, and one often adopted by
+the court dames to escape detection
+in the intrigues and mad pranks they
+so liberally permitted themselves.
+"In <i>The Humorous Lovers</i>, a comedy
+written by the Duke of Newcastle,<a name="FNanchor_4_4" id="FNanchor_4_4"></a><a href="#Footnote_4_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a>
+and published in 1677, the
+third scene of Act I. is in the Mulberry<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_676" id="Page_676">[676]</a></span>
+Garden. Baldman observes to Courtly,
+''Tis a delicate plump wench; now, a
+blessing on the hearts of them that
+were the contrivers of this garden;
+this wilderness is the prettiest convenient
+place to woo a widow, Courtly.'"
+One can hardly fancy a wilderness in
+the heart of St James's, except of
+houses; but the one mentioned in the
+above passage had ceased to exist
+at the time the play appeared, at
+least as a place of public resort. Five
+years previously, the King had granted
+to Henry Earl of Arlington, "that
+whole piece or parcel of ground called
+the Mulberry Gardens, together with
+eight houses, with their appurtenances
+thereon," at a rent of twenty shillings
+per annum. Goring House, in which
+Mr Secretary Bennet, afterwards Earl
+of Arlington, resided, was probably
+one of these eight houses. Two years
+subsequently to the grant, it was burnt
+down, and the earl removed to Arlington
+House, which stood on the
+site of Buckingham Palace. Sheffield,
+Duke of Buckingham, bought the
+former, pulled it down in 1703, and
+erected a new mansion, which was
+sold to the crown by his son, and
+allotted, in 1775, as a residence for
+the Queen, instead of Somerset House.</p>
+
+<p>We are glad to learn from Mr Smith,
+that there is a plan on foot for the
+removal of the confined, dirty, and
+unwholesome district between Buckingham
+Palace and Westminster Abbey,
+now one of the vilest parts of
+the metropolis, the favourite abode
+of thieves, beggars, pawnbrokers, and
+gin-sellers. The streets adjacent to
+the palace have at no time been of
+the most spacious or respectable description,
+although Pimlico is vastly
+improved from what it was in the
+days of Ben Jonson, who uses the
+name to express all that was lowest
+and most disreputable. In his play
+of <i>The Alchymist</i>, he says, "Gallants,
+men and women, and of all
+sorts, tag-rag and bob-tail, have been
+seen to flock here in threaves, these
+ten weeks, as to a second Hoxton or
+Pimlico." And again, "besides other
+gallants, oysterwomen, sailors' wives,
+tobacco-men&mdash;another Pimlico." <i>Apropos</i>
+of the gin-palaces which have
+replaced the old-fashioned public-houses
+that abounded some twenty
+years ago in Westminster, Mr Smith
+makes a digression on the subject of
+drunkenness, and quotes some curious
+particulars from an old treatise, called
+<i>The London and Country Brewer</i>.
+"Our drunkenness, as a national
+vice," says the writer, "takes its date
+from the restoration of Charles the
+Second, or a few years later." It may
+be questioned whether drunkenness
+was not pretty well established as an
+English vice long before the period
+here referred to. We have the authority
+of various writers, however, for
+its having greatly increased about the
+time of the Stuarts' restoration. "A
+spirit of extravagant joy," says Burnet,
+in his <i>History of his own Times</i>,
+"spread over the nation. All ended
+in entertainments and drunkenness,
+which overrun the three kingdoms to
+such a degree, that it very much corrupted
+all their morals. Under the
+colour of drinking the King's health,
+there were great disorders, and much
+riot every where." This was no unnatural
+reaction after the stern austerity
+of the Protectorate. "As to
+the materials, (of drunkenness,") continues
+<i>The Brewer</i>, "beer and ale
+were considerable articles; they went
+a great way in the work at first, but
+were far from being sufficient; and
+then strong waters came into play.
+The occasion was this: In the Dutch
+wars it had been observed that the
+captains of the Hollanders' men-of-war,
+when they were about to engage
+with our ships, usually set a hogshead
+of brandy abroach afore the mast, and
+bid the men drink <i>sustick</i>, that they
+might fight <i>lustick</i>; and our poor seamen
+felt the force of the brandy to
+their cost. We were not long behind
+them; but suddenly after the war we
+began to abound in strong-water
+shops." Even the chandlers and the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_677" id="Page_677">[677]</a></span>
+barber-surgeons kept stores of spirituous
+compounds, for the most part of
+exceeding bad quality, but sweetened
+and spiced, and temptingly displayed
+in rows of glass bottles, under Latin
+names of imposing sound. Aniseed-water
+was the favourite dram; until
+the French, finding out the newly-acquired
+taste of their old enemies,
+deluged the English markets with
+brandy, which was recommended by
+the physicians, and soon acquired
+universal popularity. It was sold
+about the streets in small measures,
+at a halfpenny and a penny each; and
+the consumption was prodigious, until
+a war broke out with France, when
+the supply of course stopped, and the
+poor were compelled to return to their
+<i>aqua vitæ</i> and <i>aqua mirabilis</i>, or, better
+than either, to the ale-glass. When
+speaking of the royal cockpit at Whitehall,
+Mr Smith tells us of "Admiral
+M'Bride, a brave sailor of the old
+school, who constantly kept game-cocks
+on board his ship, and on the
+morning of an action, endeavoured,
+and that successfully, to animate his
+men by the spectacle of a cock-fight
+between decks." This, if not a very
+humane expedient, according to modern
+notions, was at any rate an
+improvement upon Dutch courage,
+with which British seamen of the
+present day would scorn to fortify
+themselves.</p>
+
+<p>St James's Park, originally a
+swamp, was first inclosed by Harry
+the Eighth, but little was done towards
+its improvement and embellishment until
+after the Restoration. It was within
+its precincts, that in July 1626 Lord
+Conway assembled the numerous and
+troublesome French retinue of Queen
+Henrietta Maria, and communicated
+to them the king's pleasure that they
+should immediately quit the country.
+The legion of hungry foreigners, including
+several priests and a boy
+bishop, scarcely of age, had hoped
+long to fatten upon English soil, and
+they received their dismissal with
+furious outcry and loud remonstrance.
+Their royal mistress also was greatly
+incensed, and broke several panes of
+glass with her fists, in no very queenly
+style. But Charles for once was resolute;
+the Frenchmen had, to use his
+own expressions, so dallied with his
+patience, and so highly affronted him,
+that he could no longer endure it.
+They found, however, all sorts of
+pretexts to delay their departure,
+claiming wages and perquisites which
+were not due, and alleging that they
+had debts in London, and could not
+go away till these were discharged.
+L'Estrange, in his Life of Charles I.,
+and D'Israeli in his <i>Commentaries</i>,
+gives many curious particulars of the
+proceedings of this troop of bloodsuckers.
+Under pretence of perquisites,
+they pillaged the queen's wardrobe
+and jewel-case, not leaving her
+even a change of linen. The king accorded
+them a reasonable delay for
+their preparations, but at last he lost
+all patience, as will be seen by the
+following characteristic letter to the
+Duke of Buckingham, dated from
+Oaking, the 7th of August 1626:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Steenie</span>,&mdash;I have received your
+letter by Dic Greame, (Sir Richard
+Graham.) This is my answer: I command
+you to send all the French away
+to-morrow out of the towne, if you can
+by fair means, (but stike not long in
+disputing,) otherways force them away,
+dryving them away lyke so manie wilde
+beastes, until ye have shipped them, and
+so the devil goe with them. Let me
+heare no answer, but of the performance
+of my command. So I rest your faithful,
+constant, loving friend, C. R."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>Thereupon the debts of the obnoxious
+French were paid, their
+claims, both just and unjust, satisfied,
+presents given to some of them, and
+they set out for Dover, nearly forty
+coaches full. "As Madame St George,
+whose vivacity is always described
+as extremely French, was stepping
+into the boat, one of the mob could
+not resist the satisfaction of
+flinging a stone at her French cap.
+An English courtier, who was conducting
+her, instantly quitted his
+charge, ran the fellow through the
+body, and quietly returned to the
+boat. The man died on the spot, but
+no further notice appears to have been
+taken of the inconsiderate gallantry of
+the English courtier."</p>
+
+<p>The Stuarts were commonly plagued
+with the foreign attendants of their
+wives. When Charles the Second's
+spouse, Catherine of Braganza, arrived
+in England, she was escorted by
+a train of Portuguese ladies, who
+highly disgusted the king and his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_678" id="Page_678">[678]</a></span>
+court, less, however, by their Papistry
+and greediness, than by their surpassing
+ugliness and obstinate adherence
+to the fashions of their country. "Six
+frights," says Anthony Hamilton in
+his memoirs of Count Grammont,
+"who called themselves maids of
+honour, and a duenna, another
+monster, who took the title of governess
+to these extraordinary beauties.
+Among the men were Francisco de
+Melo, and one Tauravedez, who called
+himself Don Pedro Francisco Correo
+de Silva, extremely handsome, but a
+greater fool than all the Portuguese
+put together; he was more vain of his
+names than his person; but the Duke
+of Buckingham, a still greater fool
+than he, though more addicted to
+raillery, gave him the name of Peter
+of the Wood. He was so enraged at
+this, that, after many fruitless complaints
+and ineffectual menaces, poor
+Pedro de Silva was obliged to leave
+England; while the happy duke kept
+possession of a Portuguese nymph
+more hideous than the queen's maids
+of honour, whom he had taken from
+him, as well as two of his names.
+Besides these, there were six chaplains,
+four bakers, a Jew perfumer, and
+a certain officer, probably without an
+office, who called himself her highness's
+barber." Evelyn also tells us,
+that "the queen arrived with a train
+of Portuguese ladies in their monstrous
+fardingals or guard-infantas,
+their complexions olivader, and sufficiently
+unagreeable;" and Lord
+Clarendon talks of "a numerous
+family of men and women, that were
+sent from Portugal"&mdash;the women "old
+and ugly and proud, incapable of any
+conversation with persons of quality
+and a liberal education; and they
+desired, and indeed had conspired
+so far to possess the queen herself,
+that she should neither learn the
+English language, nor use their habit,
+nor depart from the manners and
+fashions of her own country in any
+particulars." Although the Infanta
+herself was by no means ill-looking,
+her charms did not come up to those
+of the flattered portrait which her
+mother, the old Queen of Portugal,
+had sent to Charles; and it is possible
+that the selection of plain women for
+her retinue had been intentional, that
+their ugliness might serve as a foil to
+her moderate amount of beauty. After
+a short time, however, the majority
+of these uncomely Lusitanians were
+sent back to their native country.</p>
+
+<p>To return to Mr Smith and St
+James's Park. After his Restoration,
+Charles the Second, who, as
+worthy Thomas Blount says in his
+Boscobel, had been hunted to and fro
+like a "partridge upon the mountains,"
+became very <i>casanier</i>, decidedly
+stay-at-home, in his habits, and
+cared little to absent himself from
+London and its vicinity. He had had
+buffeting and wandering enough in
+his youth, and, on ascending the
+throne of his unfortunate father, he
+thought of little besides making himself
+comfortable in his capital, careless
+of expense, which, even in his greatest
+need, he seems never to have calculated.
+He planted the avenues of the
+park, made a canal and an aviary for
+rare birds, which gave the name to
+Bird-Cage Walk. Amongst other
+freaks, and to provide for a witty
+Frenchman who amused him, he
+erected Duck Island into a government.
+Charles de St Denis, seigneur
+of St Evremond, who had been
+banished from France for a satire on
+Cardinal Mazarine, was the first and,
+it is believed, the last governor. He
+drew the salary attached to the appointment,
+which was certainly a more
+lucrative than honourable one for a
+man of his talents and reputation.
+According to Evelyn, Charles stored
+the park with "numerous flocks of
+fowle. There were also deer of several
+countries&mdash;white, spotted like leopards;
+antelopes, as elk, red deer,
+roebucks, staggs, Guinea grates, Arabian
+sheep," &amp;c. In the Mall, also
+made by him, Charles played at ball
+and took his daily walk. "Here,"
+says Colley Cibber, "Charles was
+often seen amid crowds of spectators,
+feeding his ducks and playing with
+his dogs, affable even with the meanest
+of his subjects." Mr Smith regrets
+the diminished affability and
+less accessible mood of sovereigns of
+the nineteenth century, although he
+admits that the populace of France
+and England are at the present day
+too rude for it to be advisable that
+kings and queens should walk amongst
+them with the easy familiarity of the
+second Charles. Of that there can<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_679" id="Page_679">[679]</a></span>
+be very little doubt. Even Charles,
+whose dislike of ceremony and restraint,
+and love of gossip and new
+faces, were cause, at least as much as
+any desire for popularity, that he thus
+mingled with the mob, occasionally
+experienced the disagreeables of his
+undignified manner of life. Aubrey
+the credulous, Mr Smith tells us, relates
+in his Miscellanies the following
+anecdote of an incident that occurred
+in the Park. "Avise Evans had a
+fungous nose, and said that it was
+revealed to him that the king's hand
+would cure him: and at the first
+coming of King Charles II. into St
+James's Park, he kissed the king's
+hand, and rubbed his nose with it,
+which disturbed the king, but cured
+him." It was whilst walking on the
+Mall that the pretended Popish plot of
+Oates and Bedloe was announced
+to Charles. "On the 12th of August
+1678," says Hume, "one Kirby, a
+chemist, accosted the king as he was
+walking in the Park. 'Sir,' said he,
+'keep within the company; your
+enemies have a design upon your life,
+and you may be shot in this very
+walk.' Being asked the reason of
+these strange speeches, he said that
+two men, called Grove and Pickering,
+had engaged to shoot the king, and
+Sir George Wakeman, the queen's
+physician, to poison him." Charles,
+unlike his grandfather, the timid
+James, was little apprehensive of assassination,
+and, when sauntering in
+the Park, preferred the society of two
+or three intimates to the attendance
+of a retinue. On one occasion, however,
+as a biographer has recorded,
+an impudent barber startled him from
+his usual happy <i>insouciance</i>. Accustomed
+to chat familiarly with his
+good-humoured master, the chin-scraper
+ventured to observe, whilst
+operating upon that of the king, that
+he considered no officer of the court
+had a more important trust than himself.
+"Why so, friend?" inquired
+the king. "Why," replied the barber,
+"I could cut your majesty's throat
+whenever I chose." Charles started
+up in consternation, swore that the
+very thought was treason, and the indiscreet
+man of razors was deprived
+of his delicate charge.</p>
+
+<p>In the <i>Daily Post</i> for October 31st,
+1728, is an order of the Board of
+Green Cloth for clearing St James's
+Park of the shoe-cleaners and other
+vagrants, and sending them to the
+House of Correction. This reminds us
+of what has often excited our surprise,
+the absence from the streets of London
+of an humble but very useful
+class of professionals, who abound in
+many continental towns, in all French
+ones of any size. Abundant ingenuity
+is displayed in London in the
+discovery and invention of strange
+and out-of-the-way employments.
+Men convert themselves into "animated
+sandwiches" by back and
+breastplates of board, encase themselves
+in gigantic bottles to set forth
+the merits of some famed specific or
+potent elixir, or walk about with
+advertisements printed on their coats,
+peripatetic fly-sheets, extolling the
+comfort and economy of halfpenny
+steamers, and of omnibuses at a
+penny a mile. Some sweep crossings,
+others hold horses; but none of the
+vast number of needy <i>industrials</i> who
+strain their wits to devise new means of
+obtaining their daily ration and nightly
+shelter, have as yet taken pattern
+by the French <i>décrotteur</i> and
+German <i>stiefel-wichser</i>, and provided
+themselves for stock in trade with a
+three-legged stool, a brace of brushes,
+and a bottle of blacking. No one
+has been at Paris without finding the
+great convenience of the <i>ateliers de
+décrottage</i> which abound in the passages
+and in the more frequented of
+the streets, where, for three or four
+<i>sous</i>, the lounger who has had boots
+and trousers bemired by rapid cab or
+lumbering <i>diligence</i>, is brushed and
+polished with unparalleled rapidity and
+dexterity. But a very moderate capital
+is required for the establishment
+of these temples of cleanliness, and
+we recommend the subject to the consideration
+of decayed railway "stags."</p>
+
+<p>"Duke Street Chapel, with a flight
+of steps leading to the Park, formed
+originally a wing of the mansion of
+the notorious Judge Jeffries. The
+house was built by him, and James
+the Second, as a mark of especial favour,
+allowed him to make an entry
+to the Park by the steps alluded to.
+The son of Jeffries inhabited it for
+a short time." It was this son and
+successor of the infamous Jeffries,
+who, with a party of rakes and debauchees,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_680" id="Page_680">[680]</a></span>
+mohocks as they were at
+that time called, insulted the remains
+of the poet Dryden, and the grief of
+his widow. They happened to pass
+through Gerrard Street, Soho, when
+Dryden's remains were about to be
+conveyed from his house, No. 43, in
+that street, to Westminster Abbey.
+Although it was in the daytime,
+Jeffries was drunk; he swore that
+Dryden should not be buried in so
+shabby a manner, (eighteen mourning
+coaches waited to form the procession,)
+and that he would see due honour
+done to his remains. After frightening
+Lady Elizabeth, who was ill in
+bed, into a fainting fit, these aristocratic
+ruffians stopped the funeral,
+and sent the body to an undertaker
+in Cheapside. The bishop waited
+several hours in Westminster Abbey,
+and at last went away. When Jeffries
+became sober, he had forgotten
+all about the matter, and refused to
+have any thing to do with the interment.
+The corpse lay unburied for
+three weeks. At last the benevolent
+Dr Garth had it taken to the College
+of Physicians, got up a subscription
+for the expenses of the funeral, and
+followed the body to Westminster
+Abbey. The poet's son challenged
+Jeffries, but Jeffries showed the white
+feather, and, to avoid personal chastisement,
+kept carefully out of the
+way for three years, when Charles
+Dryden was drowned near Windsor.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Smith is most indulgent to the
+blunders and blockheadism of our modern
+architects and monument-makers,
+far too much so, indeed, when he speaks
+approvingly of Trafalgar Square and
+its handsome fountains, and without
+positive disapprobation of the vile
+collection of clumsy buildings and ill-executed
+ornament defacing that site.
+There has been a deal of ink spilt
+upon this subject, and we have no
+intention of adding to the quantity,
+especially as there is no chance that
+any flow of fluid, however unlimited,
+shall blot out the square and its
+absurdities. But we defy any Englishman,
+with the smallest pretensions
+to taste, to pass Charing Cross without
+feelings of shame and disgust at
+the mismanagement and ignorance
+there manifest. Such an accumulation
+of clumsiness was surely never
+before witnessed. The wretched National
+Gallery with its absurd dome,
+crushed beneath the tall and symmetrical
+proportions of St Martin's portico,
+overtopped even by the private
+dwelling-houses in its vicinity; the
+dirty, ill-devised, and worse-executed
+fountains, with their would-be-gracefully
+curved basins, the steps and
+parapets, which give the whole place
+the appearance of an exaggerated
+child's toy. Well may foreigners
+shrug their shoulders, and smile at the
+public buildings of the great capital
+of Britain. A fatality attends all our
+efforts in that way. In regard to
+architecture and ornament, we pay
+more and are worse served than any
+body else. So habituated are we to
+failure in this respect, that when a
+public building is completed, scaffolding
+removed, and a fair view obtained,
+we wonder and exult if it is found
+free from glaring defects, and in no
+way particularly obnoxious to censure.
+As to its proving a thing to be proud
+of, to be gazed at and admired, and
+to be spoken of out of England, or
+even in England, after the fuss and
+ceremony of its inauguration is over,
+we never dream of such a thing. The
+negative merit of having avoided the
+ridiculous and the grotesque, is subject
+for satisfaction, almost for pride.
+Assuredly we love not to exalt other
+countries at the expense of our own,
+to draw invidious comparisons between
+things English and things foreign.
+But the difference between
+public buildings of modern erection
+in London and in Paris is so immense,
+that it can escape no one. Take, for
+instance, the Paris <i>Bourse</i> and the
+London Exchange. The former, it
+has been objected, is out of character;
+a Greek temple is no fitting rendezvous
+for the sons of commerce; a less
+classic fane were more appropriate for
+the discussion of exchanges, for sales
+of cotton and muscovado. The objection,
+according to us, is flimsy and
+absurd, and must have originated with
+some Vandalic and prejudiced booby,
+with whom consistency was a monomania.
+Nevertheless we will, for
+argument's sake, admit its validity.
+Is that a reason that the traders and
+capitalists of London should meet in
+a building which, for heaviness and
+exaggerated solidity, rivals a South
+American Inquisition? Do the Barings<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_681" id="Page_681">[681]</a></span>
+and the Rothschilds anticipate
+an attack upon their strong boxes,
+and intend to stand a siege within the
+massive walls of the Royal Exchange?
+Assuredly the narrow doorways may
+easily be defended; for a time, at
+least, the ponderous walls will mock
+the cannonade. The curse of heaviness
+is upon our architects. There is
+total want of grace, and lightness,
+and airiness in all their works. Behold
+our new Senate House! Do its
+florid beauties and overdone decorations,
+unsparingly as they have been
+lavished, and convenient as they will
+doubtless be found as receptacles for
+bird's nests, contrast favourably with
+the elegant and dignified simplicity of
+the Chamber of Deputies? The two,
+it will be said, cannot be assimilated:
+the vast difference of size precludes a
+comparison. We reply, that the buildings
+are for the same purpose; but
+were they not, proportion at least
+should be observed. The Parliament
+House is far too low for its length.
+Want of elevation is the common
+fault, both in the ideas and in the
+productions of our architects.</p>
+
+<p>Are we more successful in statues
+than in buildings? Mr Smith has
+some sensible remarks on this score.
+Speaking of the equestrian statue of
+George III. in Cockspur Street, he
+says, that "critics object to the cocked
+hat and tie-wig in the royal figure;
+but, some ages hence, these abused
+parts will be the most valuable in the
+whole statue. It may very reasonably
+be asked, why an English gentleman
+should be represented in the dress of
+a Roman tribune? Let the man appear,
+even in a statue, in his habit as
+he lived; and whatever <i>we</i> may say,
+posterity will be grateful to us. We
+should like to know exactly the ordinary
+walking-dress of Cæsar or Brutus,
+and how they wore their hair; and we
+should not complain if they had cocked
+hats or periwigs, if we knew them to
+be exact copies of nature." It is
+certain that modern physiognomy
+rarely harmonises with ancient costume.
+What is to be said of the
+aspect of the "first gentleman of
+Europe," wrapped in his horsecloth,
+and astride on his bare-backed steed,
+in the aforesaid Square of Trafalgar?
+Assuredly nothing in commendation.
+There are portraits of Napoleon in
+classic drapery, and, even with his
+classically correct countenance, he
+looks a very ordinary, under-sized
+Roman. But, in his grey <i>capote</i> and
+small cocked hat, the characteristic is
+preserved, and we at once think of,
+and wonder at, the hero of Austerlitz
+and Marengo.</p>
+
+<p>Leicester Square, as Mr Smith
+justly observes, has more the appearance
+of the <i>Grande Place</i> of some
+continental city than of a London
+square. The headquarters and chief
+rendezvous of aliens, especially of
+Frenchmen, it bears numerous and
+unmistakeable marks of its foreign
+occupancy. French hotels and restaurants
+replace taverns and chop-houses.
+French names are seen above shops;
+promises of French, German, and
+Spanish conversation, are read in the
+windows; and grimy-visaged, hirsute
+individuals, in plaited pantaloons and
+garments of eccentric cut, saunter,
+cigar in mouth, over the shabby pavement.
+It is curious to remark the
+different tone and station taken by
+English in Paris and French in London.
+In the former capital, nothing
+is too good for the intruding islanders.
+In the best and most expensive
+season, they throng thither, and strut
+about like lords of the soil, perfectly
+at home, and careless of the opinions
+of the people amongst whom they
+have condescended to come. The best
+houses are for their use; the most
+expensive shops are favoured with
+their custom; and if occasionally
+tormented by a troublesome consciousness
+of paying dearly for their
+importance, they easily console themselves
+by a malediction on the French
+<i>voleurs</i>, who thus take advantage of
+their long purses and open hands.
+How different is it with the Frenchman
+in London! He comes over, for
+the most part, at the dullest time of
+the year, in the autumn, when the
+town is foggy, and dreary, and empty;
+when the Parks are deserted, shutters
+shut, the theatres dull, and exhibitions
+closed. He has certain vague apprehensions
+of the tremendous expense
+entailed by a visit to the English
+capital. To avoid this, he makes a
+toil of a pleasure; wearies himself
+with economical calculations; and
+creeps into some inferior hotel or dull
+lodging-house, tempted by low prices<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_682" id="Page_682">[682]</a></span>
+and foreign announcements. We find
+French deputies abiding in Cranbourn
+Street, and counts contenting themselves
+with a garret at Pagliano's.
+Thence they perambulate westwards;
+and ignorant, or not choosing to remember,
+that London is out of town,
+and that they have selected the very
+worst possible season to visit it, they
+greatly marvel at the paucity of equipages,
+at the abundance of omnibuses
+and hack-cabs, and the scarcity of
+sunbeams; and return home to inform
+their friends that London is a <i>ville
+monstre</i>, with spacious streets, small
+houses, few amusements; very great,
+but very gloomy; and where the
+nearest approach to sunshine resembles
+the twinkling of a rushlight
+through a plate of blue earthenware.</p>
+
+<p>"The foreign appearance of Leicester
+Square is not of recent growth.
+It seems to have been the favourite
+resort of strangers and exiles ever
+since the place was built. Maitland,
+who wrote more than a hundred years
+ago, describing the parish of St Anne's,
+in which it is situate, says&mdash;'The
+fields in these parts being but lately
+converted into buildings, I have not
+discovered any thing of great antiquity
+in this parish. Many parts of it so
+greatly abound with French, that it
+is an easy matter for a stranger to
+imagine himself in France.'"</p>
+
+<p>Sydney Alley is named after the
+Earls of Leicester, who had their
+town-house on the north side of the
+square, where Leicester Place has
+since been opened. Elizabeth, Queen
+of Bohemia, daughter of James I.,
+occupied, for some years, this residence
+of the Sydneys. She also
+inhabited a house in Drury Place,
+where Craven Street now stands, which
+was built for her by Lord Craven. It
+was called Bohemia House for many
+years afterwards, and at last became
+a tavern, at the sign of the Queen of
+Bohemia. "The Earl of Craven was
+thought to have been privately married
+to the queen, a woman of great
+sweetness of temper and amiability of
+manners&mdash;a universal favourite both
+in this country and Bohemia, where
+her gentleness acquired her the title
+of 'The Queen of Hearts.' By right
+of their descent from her, the House
+of Hanover ascended the throne of
+this kingdom." Lord Craven was the
+eldest son of Sir William Craven,
+lord-mayor of London in 1611. He
+fought under Gustavus Adolphus with
+great distinction, and returned to England
+at the Restoration, when Charles
+II. made him viscount and earl. He
+commanded a regiment of the guards
+until within three or four years of his
+death, which occurred in 1697, at the
+advanced age of eighty-five. "He
+was an excellent soldier," says the
+advertisement of his decease in No.
+301 of the <i>Postman</i>, "and served
+in the wars under Palsgrave of the
+Rhine, and also under the great Gustavus
+Adolphus, where he performed
+sundry warlike exploits to admiration;
+and, in a word, he was then in
+great renowne."</p>
+
+<p>However indifferently Leicester
+Square may at present be inhabited,
+and notwithstanding its long-standing
+reputation as a foreign colony, it has
+been the chosen abode of many distinguished
+men. Hogarth and Reynolds
+lived and died there. Hogarth's
+house is now part of the Sablonière
+Hotel. Sir Joshua's was on the opposite
+side of the square; and both of
+them, especially the latter, were much
+resorted to by the wits and wise men
+of the day. Johnson, Boswell, and,
+at times, Goldsmith, were constant
+visitors to Reynolds. John Hunter,
+the anatomist, lived next-door to
+Hogarth's house; and in 1725, Lords
+North and Grey, and Arthur Onslow,
+the Speaker, also inhabited this square.
+Leicester House, where the Queen of
+Bohemia lived, is called by Pennant
+the "pouting-place of princes." George
+II. retired thither when he quarrelled
+with his father; and his son Frederick,
+the father of George III., did
+the same thing for the same reason.
+Whilst Prince Frederick and the
+Princess of Wales lived there, they
+received the wedding visit of the Hon.
+John Spencer, ancestor of the present
+Earl Spencer, and of his bride, Miss
+Poyntz. Contrary to established etiquette,
+the bridal party went to visit
+the Prince before paying their respects
+to the King. They came in two carriages
+and a sedan chair; the latter,
+which was lined with white satin,
+contained the bride, and was preceded
+by a black page, and followed by three
+footmen in splendid liveries. The
+diamonds presented to Mr Spencer,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_683" id="Page_683">[683]</a></span>
+on occasion of his marriage, by Sarah,
+Duchess of Marlborough, were worth
+one hundred thousand pounds. The
+bridegroom's shoe-buckles alone cost
+thirty thousand pounds. An old
+gentleman, born more than a century
+ago, from whom Mr Smith obtained
+some of these particulars, informed
+him, that about that time the neighbourhood
+was so thinly built, that
+when the heads of two men, executed
+for participation in the Scotch rebellion,
+were placed on Temple Bar, a
+man stood in Leicester Fields with a
+telescope, to give the boys a sight of
+them for a penny a-piece.</p>
+
+<p>A house in Leicester Fields was the
+scene of some of the eccentricities of
+that semi-civilised hero, Peter the
+Great of Russia. It belonged to the
+Earl of Aylesbury, and was inhabited,
+during the Czar's visit to this
+country, by the Marquis of Carmarthen,
+who gave a grand ball there, on
+the 2d April 1698, in honour of the
+imperial stranger. The Marquis was
+Peter's particular chum and boon companion,
+and the Czar preferred his
+society to all the gaieties and visitors
+that beset him during his residence
+in England. Peter was very shy of
+strangers, and when William the
+Third gave him a magnificent entertainment
+at St James's, he would not
+mix with the company, but begged
+to be put into a cupboard, whence he
+could see without being seen. He
+drank tremendously, and made Lord
+Carmathen do the same. Hot brandy,
+seasoned with pepper, was his
+favourite drink. Something strong
+he certainly required to digest his
+diet of train-oil and raw meats.
+On one occasion, when staying in
+Leicester Fields with the Marquis,
+he is said to have drunk a pint of
+brandy and a bottle of sherry before
+dinner, and eight bottles of sack
+after it, and then to have gone to the
+play, seemingly no whit the worse.
+He lodged in York Buildings, in a
+house overlooking the river, supposed
+by some to be that at the left-hand
+corner of Buckingham Street. A
+house in Norfolk Street also had
+the honour of sheltering him. "On
+Monday night," says No. 411 of the
+<i>Postman</i> "the Czar of Muscovy arrived
+from Holland, and went directly
+to the house prepared for him
+in Norfolk Street." His principal
+amusement was being rowed on the
+Thames between London and Deptford;
+and at last, in order to live
+quietly and avoid the hosts of visitors
+who poured in upon him, he took Admiral
+Benbow's house at the latter
+place. It stood on the ground now
+occupied by the Victualling Office,
+and was the property of the well-known
+John Evelyn.</p>
+
+<p>"Horne Tooke," says Mr Smith,
+"in his <i>Diversions of Purley</i>, derives
+the word Charing from the Saxon
+<i>Charan</i>, to turn; and the situation
+of the original village, on the bend or
+turning of the Thames, gives probability
+to this etymology." Every
+body knows that Charing, now so
+central a point, was once a little
+hamlet on the rural high-road between
+London and Westminster, and
+that the "Cross" was added to it
+by Edward the First, who, when
+escorting his wife's remains from
+Lincolnshire to Westminster Abbey,
+erected one at each place where the
+beloved corpse rested. The first
+cross, which was of wood, and probably
+of rude enough manufacture,
+gave way to one of stone, designed
+by Cavalini. About the middle of
+the seventeenth century, that period
+of puritanical intolerance, this was
+removed by order of the Commons'
+House, an order which the royalists
+took care to ridicule by song and
+lampoon. According to Lilly the astrologer
+and quack, the workmen
+were three months pulling it down,
+and some of the stones were used
+for the pavement before Whitehall.
+Others were made into knife-handles,
+and Lilly saw some of them which
+were polished and looked like marble.
+Those were days in which kingly
+memorials found as little favour as
+popish emblems; and after the death
+of Charles the First, the statue that
+now stands at Charing Cross, and
+which had been cast by Le Sueur in
+1633 for the Earl of Arundel, was
+sold and ordered to be broken up.
+It was bought by one Rivet, a brazier,
+who, instead of breaking, buried
+it. This did not prevent the ingenious
+mechanic from making a large
+and immediate profit by the effigy of
+the martyred monarch; for he melted
+down old brass into knife and fork-handles,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_684" id="Page_684">[684]</a></span>
+and sold them as proceeding
+from the King's statue. Roundheads
+and cavaliers all flocked to buy; the
+former desiring a trophy of their triumph,
+the latter eager to possess a
+memento of their lamented sovereign.
+In 1678, £70,000 was voted by Parliament
+for the obsequies of Charles
+I., and for a monument to his memory,
+and with a portion of this sum,
+how large a one is not known, the
+statue was repurchased.</p>
+
+<p>The historian of the streets and
+houses of a great and ancient city,
+has, in many ways, a most difficult
+task to perform. Not only must he read
+much, observe closely, and diligently
+inquire, display ingenuity in deduction
+and judgment in selection, but
+he must be steadfast to resist temptation.
+For, assuredly, to the lover of
+antiquarian and historical lore, the
+temptation is immense, whilst culling
+materials from quaint old diaries,
+black-letter pamphlets, and venerable
+newspapers, to expatiate and extract
+at a length wholly inconsistent with
+the necessary limits of his work.
+Some writers are at pains to dilate
+their matter&mdash;his chief care must be
+to compress. What would fairly fill
+a sheet must be packed into a page&mdash;the
+pith and substance of a volume
+must be squeezed into a chapter.
+The diligent compiler should not be
+slightly considered by the creative
+and aspiring genius. Like the bee,
+he forms his small, rich store, from
+the fragrance of a thousand flowers&mdash;adopting
+the sweet, rejecting the
+nauseous and insipid. Nor must he
+dwell too long on any pet and particular
+blossom, lest what would please
+in due proportion should cloy by too
+large an admixture. To vary the
+metaphor, the writer of such a work
+as this <i>Antiquarian Ramble</i>, should be
+a sort of literary Soyer, mixing his
+materials so skilfully that the flavour
+of each is preserved, whilst not one
+unduly predominates. He must not
+prance off on a hobby, whether architectural,
+historical, social, or romantic,
+but relieve his cattle and his
+readers by jumping lightly and frequently
+from one saddle to another.</p>
+
+<p>How many books might be written
+upon the themes briefly glanced at in
+Mr Smith's book! Let us take, for
+instance, the places of public executions
+in London. Charing Cross was
+for centuries one of them, and its pillory
+was the most illustrious amongst
+the many that formerly graced the
+capital&mdash;illustrious by reason of the
+remarkable evil-doers who underwent
+ignominy in its wooden and
+unfriendly embrace. The notorious
+Titus Oates, and Parsons, the chief
+contriver of the Cock-Lane Ghost,
+were exposed in it. To the rough
+treatment which, in former days,
+sometimes succeeded exposure in the
+pillory, the following paragraph, from
+the <i>Daily Advertiser</i> of the 11th June
+1731, abundantly testifies:&mdash;"Yesterday
+Japhet Crook, <i>alias</i> Sir Peter
+Stranger, stood on the pillory for the
+space of one hour; after which he was
+seated in an elbow-chair, and the
+common hangman cut both his ears
+off with an incision knife, and showed
+them to the spectators, afterwards
+delivered them to Mr Watson, a sheriff's
+officer; then slit both his nostrils
+with a pair of scissors, and sear'd
+them with a hot iron, pursuant to his
+sentence. He had a surgeon to attend
+him to the pillory, who immediately
+applied things necessary to prevent
+the effusion of blood. He underwent
+it all with undaunted courage; afterwards
+went to the Ship tavern at
+Charing Cross, where he stayed some
+time; then was carried to the King's
+Bench Prison, to be confined there
+for life. During the time he was on
+the pillory he laughed, and denied the
+fact to the last." Petty punishments
+these, although barbarous enough,
+inflicted for paltry crimes upon mean
+malefactors. Criminals of a far higher
+grade had, previously to that, paid
+the penalty of their offences at the
+Cross of Charing. Hugh Peters,
+Cromwell's chaplain, was there hung,
+as were Scrope, Jones, Harrison, and
+others of the king-killers. Long had
+been their impunity; but vengeance
+at last overtook them. To the end
+they showed the stern fanatical resolution
+of Oliver's iron followers.
+"Where is your <span class="smcap">Good Old Cause</span>?"
+cried a scoffer to Harrison, as he was
+led to the scaffold. "Here!" he replied,
+clapping hand on breast; "I
+go to seal it with my blood." At the
+foot of the ladder, which he approached
+with undaunted mien, his limbs
+were observed to tremble, and some<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_685" id="Page_685">[685]</a></span>
+amongst the mob made a mockery of
+this weakness. "I judge," said Harrison,
+"that some do think I am
+afraid to die, by the shaking I have
+in my hands and knees. <i>I</i> tell you
+NO! but it is by reason of much
+blood that I have lost in the wars,
+and many wounds I have received in
+my body, which caused this shaking
+and weakness in my nerves." And he
+spoke further, and told the populace
+how he gloried in that he had done,
+and how, had he ten thousand lives,
+he would cheerfully lay them down
+in the same cause. "After he was
+hanged, a horrible scene took place.
+In conformity to the barbarous sentence
+then, and for many years afterwards,
+executed upon persons convicted
+of treason, he was cut down
+alive and stripped, his belly was cut
+open, his bowels taken out and burned
+before his eyes. Harrison, in the
+madness of his agony, rose up wildly,
+it is said, and gave the executioner a
+box on the ear, and then fell down
+insensible. It was the last effort of
+matter over mind, and for the time it
+conquered." The other regicides died
+with the same firmness and contempt
+of death. "Their grave and graceful
+demeanour," says the account in the
+state trials, "accompanied with courage
+and cheerfulness, caused great
+admiration and compassion in the
+spectators." So much so, and so
+strong was the sympathy excited,
+that the government gave orders that
+no more of them should be executed
+in the heart of London. Accordingly
+the remainder suffered at Tyburn.</p>
+
+<p>Upon the old Westminster market-place
+a most barbarous event occurred
+in the time of that tyrannical, acetous
+old virgin, Queen Bess, who assuredly
+owes her renown and the sort of halo
+of respect that surrounds her memory,
+far less to any good qualities of her
+own, than to the galaxy of great men
+who flourished during her reign. The
+glory that encircles her brow is formed
+of such stars as Cecil, Burleigh and
+Bacon, Drake and Raleigh, Spencer,
+Shakspeare, and Sydney. Touching
+this barbarity, however, enacted by
+order of good Queen Bess. At the
+mature age of forty-eight, her majesty
+took it into her very ordinary-looking
+old head to negotiate a marriage
+with the Duke of Anjou. Commissioners
+came from France to discuss
+the interesting subject, and were
+entertained by pageants and tournaments,
+in which Elizabeth enacted
+the Queen of Beauty; and subsequently
+the duke came over himself,
+as a private gentleman, to pay his
+court to the last of the Tudors. The
+duke being a papist, the proposed alliance
+was very unpopular in England,
+and one John Stubbs, a barrister
+of Lincoln's-Inn, wrote a pamphlet
+against it, entitled, "The Discoverye
+of a gaping gulphe, whereinto
+England is like to be swallowed by
+another French marriage, if the Lord
+forbid not the banns, by letting her
+Majestye see the sin and punishment
+thereof." Certain expressions in this
+imprudent publication greatly angered
+the Queen; Stubbs and his servant,
+Page, were brought to trial, and condemned
+to lose their right hands.
+This cruel and unusual sentence was
+carried into effect on the market-place
+at Westminster, and witnessed by
+Camden, who gives an account of it.
+Both sufferers behaved with great fortitude
+and courage. Their hands were
+cut off with a butcher's cleaver and
+mallet, and as soon as Stubbs had
+lost his, he pulled off his cap with his
+left, waved it in the air, and cried&mdash;"God
+save the Queen!" He then
+fainted away. It took two blows to
+sever Page's hand, but he flinched
+not, and pointing to the block where
+it lay, he exclaimed&mdash;"I have left
+there the hand of a true Englishman!"
+And so he went from the scaffold,
+says the account, "stoutlie and with
+great courage."</p>
+
+<p>Amongst spots of sanguinary notoriety,
+Smithfield, of course, stands prominent.
+The majority of the two
+hundred and seventy-seven persons
+burned for heresy during Mary's short
+reign, suffered there; and here also,
+upon two occasions, the horrible punishment
+of boiling to death, formerly
+inflicted on poisoners, was witnessed.
+In France this was the punishment of
+coiners, and there is still a street at
+Paris known as the <i>Rue de l'Echaudé</i>.
+In Stow's <i>Annals</i> it is recorded, that
+on the fifth of April 1531, "one Richard
+Rose, a cook, was boiled in Smithfield
+for poisoning of divers persons,
+to the number of sixteen or more."
+Two only of the sixteen died, but the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_686" id="Page_686">[686]</a></span>
+others were never restored to health.
+If any thing could reconcile us to
+torture, as a punishment to be inflicted
+by man on his offending brother,
+it is such a crime as this.</p>
+
+<p>If the punishments of our ancestors
+were cruel, if trials were sometimes
+over hasty, and small offences
+often too severely chastised, on the
+other hand, culprits formerly had facilities
+of escape now refused to them.
+The right of sanctuary was enjoyed
+by various districts and buildings in
+London. Pennant and many other
+writers have stigmatised this practice
+as absurd; Mr Smith defends it upon
+very reasonable grounds. "In times
+when every man went armed, when
+feuds were of hourly occurrence in
+the streets, when the age had not yet
+learned the true superiority of right
+over might, and when private revenge
+too often usurped the functions
+of justice, it was essential that there
+should be places whither the homicide
+might flee, and find refuge and
+protection until the violence of angry
+passions had subsided, and there was
+a chance of a fair trial for him." Not
+all sanctuaries, however, gave protection
+to the murderer, at least in
+later times. Whitefriars, for instance,
+once a refuge for all criminals, except
+traitors, afforded shelter, after the
+fifteenth century, to debtors only. In
+1697 this sanctuary was abolished
+entirely, at the same time with a
+dozen others. It is not well ascertained
+how it acquired the slang name
+of Alsatia, which is first found in
+a play of Shadwell's, <i>The Squire of
+Alsatia</i>. Immortalised by the genius
+of Scott, no sanctuary will longer
+be remembered than Whitefriars. It
+was one of the largest; many others
+of the privileged districts being limited
+to a court or alley, a few houses or a
+church. Thus Ram Alley and Mitre
+Court in Fleet Street, and Baldwin's
+Gardens in Gray's Inn Lane, were
+amongst these refugees of roguery and
+crime. Whitefriars was much resorted
+to by poets and players, dancing
+and fencing masters, and persons of
+the like vagabond and uncertain professions.
+The poets and players were
+attracted by the vicinity of the theatre
+in Dorset Gardens, built after the fire
+of London, by Sir Christopher Wren,
+upon the site of Dorset House, the
+residence of the Sackvilles. Here Sir
+William Davenant's company of comedians&mdash;the
+Duke of York's servants,
+as they were called&mdash;performed for a
+considerable time. It appears, however,
+that even before the great fire,
+there was a theatre in that neighbourhood.
+Malone, in his <i>Prologomena</i>
+to Shakspeare, quotes a memorandum
+from the manuscript book
+of Sir Henry Herbert, master of the
+revels to King Charles I. It runs
+thus:&mdash;"I committed Cromes, a broker
+in Long Lane, the 16th of February
+1634, to the Marshalsey, for lending
+a church robe with the name of
+Jesus upon it <i>to the players in Salisbury
+Court</i>, to represent a Flamen, a
+priest of the heathens. Upon his petition
+of submission and acknowledgement
+of his faults, I released him the
+17th of February 1634."</p>
+
+<p>The ancient sanctuary at Westminster
+is of historical and Shaksperian
+celebrity, as the place where
+Elizabeth Grey, Queen of Edward the
+Fourth, took refuge, when Warwick
+the king-maker marched to London to
+dethrone her husband, and set Henry
+the Sixth on the throne. It was a
+stone church, built in the form of a
+cross, and so strongly, that its demolition,
+in 1750, was a matter of great
+difficulty. The precinct of St Martin's-le-Grand
+was also sanctuary. Many
+curious particulars respecting it are
+to be found in Kempe's <i>Historical
+Notices of the Collegiate Church, or
+Royal Free Chapel and Sanctuary of
+St Martin's-le-Grand, London</i>, published
+in 1825. In the reign of Henry
+the Fifth, this right of sanctuary gave
+rise to a great dispute between the
+Dean of St Martin's and the city
+authorities. "A soldier, confined in
+Newgate, was on his way to Guildhall,
+in charge of an officer of the city,
+when on passing the south gate of St
+Martin's, opposite to Newgate Street,
+five of his comrades rushed out of
+Panyer Alley, with daggers drawn,
+rescued him, and fled with him to the
+holy ground." The sheriff had the
+sanctuary forced, and sent rescued
+and rescuers to Newgate. The Dean
+of St Martin's, indignant at this violation
+of privilege, complained to the
+king, who ordered the prisoners to be
+liberated. Thereat the citizens, ever
+sticklers for their rights, demurred,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_687" id="Page_687">[687]</a></span>
+and at last it was made a Star-Chamber
+matter. The dean pleaded his
+own cause, and that right skilfully
+and wittily. He denied that the chapel
+of St Martin's formed any part of the
+city of London, as claimed by the
+corporation; quoted a statute of Edward
+III. constituting St Martin's
+and Westminster Abbey places of
+privilege for treason, felony, and debt;
+and mentioned the curious fact, that
+"when the King's justices held their
+sittings in St Martin's Gate, for the
+trial of prisoners for treason or felony,
+the accused were placed before them,
+<i>on the other side of the street</i>, and carefully
+guarded from advancing forward;
+for if they ever passed the water-channel
+which divided the middle of
+the street, they might claim the saving
+franchise of the sacred precinct,
+and the proceedings against them
+would be immediately annulled." The
+dean also expressed his wonder that
+the citizens of London should be the
+men to impugn his church's liberties,
+since more than three hundred worshipful
+members of the corporation
+had within a few years been glad to
+claim its privilege. The Star-Chamber
+decided against the city, and the
+prisoners were restored to sanctuary.
+The Savoy was another sanctuary;
+and it was the custom of the inhabitants
+to tar and feather those who
+ventured to follow their debtors thither.</p>
+
+<p>In the theatrical district of London,
+Mr Smith lingers long and fondly; for
+there each house, almost every brick,
+is rich in reminiscences, not only of
+players and playhouses, but of wits,
+poets, and artists. In the burial-ground
+of St Paul's, Covent-Garden,
+repose not a few of those who in their
+lifetime inhabited or frequented the
+neighbourhood. There lies the author
+of Hudibras. "Mr Longueville, of
+the Temple, Butler's steady friend,
+and who mainly supported him in his
+latter days, when the ungrateful Stuart
+upon the throne, whose cause he
+had so greatly served, had deserted
+him, was anxious to have buried the
+poet in Westminster Abbey. He
+solicited for that purpose the contributions
+of those wealthy persons, his
+friends, whom he had heard speak
+admiringly of Butler's genius, and
+respectfully of his character, but none
+would contribute, although he offered
+to head the list with a considerable
+sum." So poor Butler was buried in
+Covent-Garden, privately but decently.
+He is in good company. Sir
+Peter Lely, the painter of dames, the
+man who seemed created on purpose
+to limn the languishing and voluptuous
+beauties of Charles the Second's
+court, is also buried in St Paul's; as
+are also Wycherley and Southerne,
+the dramatists; Haines and Macklin,
+the comedians; Arne, the musician;
+Strange, the engraver; and Walcot,
+<i>alias</i> Peter Pindar. Sir Peter Lely
+lived in Covent-Garden, in very great
+style. "The original name of the
+family was Vandervaes; but Sir Peter's
+father, a gallant fellow, and an officer
+in the army, having been born at a
+perfumer's shop, the sign of the Lily,
+was commonly known by the name of
+Captain Lily, a name which his son
+thought to be more euphonious to
+English ears than Vandervaes, and
+which he retained when he settled
+here, slightly altering the spelling."
+Wycherley, a dandy and a courtier,
+as well as an author, had lodgings in
+Bow Street, where Charles II. once
+visited him when he was ill, and gave
+him five hundred pounds to go a journey
+to the south of France for the benefit
+of his health. When he afterwards
+married the Countess of Drogheda,
+a young, rich, and beautiful
+widow, she went to live with him in
+Bow Street. She was very jealous,
+and when he went over to the "Cock"
+tavern, opposite to his house, he was
+obliged to make the drawer open the
+windows, that his lady might see there
+was no woman in the company. This
+"Cock" tavern was the great resort
+of the rakes and mohocks of that day;
+of Buckhurst, Sedley, Killigrew, and
+others of the same kidney. In fact,
+Bow Street was then the Bond Street
+of London; and the "Cock," its
+"Long's" or "Clarendon." Dryden,
+in an epilogue, talks of the "Bow
+Street beaux," and several contemporary
+writers have similar allusions.
+Like most places where the rich congregate,
+this fashionable quarter was
+a fine field for the ingenuity of pick-pockets,
+and especially of wig and
+sword-stealers, a class of thieves that
+appeared with full-bottomed periwigs
+and silver-hilted rapiers. In<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_688" id="Page_688">[688]</a></span>
+those days, to keep a man's head decently
+covered, cost nearly as much
+as it now does to fill his belly and
+clothe his back. Wigs were sometimes
+of the value of forty or fifty
+pounds. Ten or fifteen pounds was
+an exceeding "low figure" for these
+modish incumbrances. Out of respect
+to such costly head-dress, hats were
+never put on, but carried under the
+arm. The wig-stealers could demand
+no more. Mr Smith quotes a passage
+from Gay, describing their man&oelig;uvres:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Nor is thy flaxen wig with safety worn:<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">High on the shoulder, in a basket borne,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Lurks the sly boy, whose hand, to rapine bred,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Plucks off the curling honours of thy head."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Will's coffeehouse was in Bow Street,
+and "being the grand resort of wits
+and critics, it is not surprising," says
+Mr Smith, "that it should become
+also the headquarters of envy, slander,
+and detraction." There was then
+a lack of printed vehicles for the
+venting of the evil passions of rival
+<i>literati</i>; lampoons were circulated in
+manuscript, and read at Will's. As
+the acknowledgment of the authorship
+might sometimes have had disagreeable
+consequences for the author,
+a fellow of the name of Julian, who
+styled himself "Secretary to the
+Muses," became the mouthpiece of
+libeller and satirist. He read aloud
+in the coffee-room the pasquinades
+that were brought to him, and distributed
+written copies to all who desired
+them. Concerning this base fellow,
+Sir Walter Scott gives some curious
+particulars in his edition of Dryden's
+works. There is no record of cudgelings
+bestowed upon Julian, though it
+is presumed that he did not escape
+them. "He is described," says Malone,
+"as a very drunken fellow, and
+at one time was confined for a libel."
+Dryden was a great sufferer from
+these violent and slanderous attacks&mdash;a
+sufferer, indeed, in more senses than
+one; for, besides being himself made
+the subject of venomous lampoons, he
+was suspected unjustly of having
+written one, and was waylaid and
+beaten on his way from Will's to his
+house in Gerrard Street. A reward
+of fifty pounds was offered for the
+apprehension of his assailants, but
+they remained undiscovered. Lord
+Rochester was their employer: Lord
+Mulgrave the real author of the libel.</p>
+
+<p>In James Street, Covent-Garden,
+where Garrick lodged, there resided,
+from 1714 to 1720, a mysterious lady,
+who excited great interest and curiosity.
+Malcolm, in his <i>Anecdotes of
+London during the Eighteenth Century</i>,
+gives some account of her. She was
+middle-sized, dark-haired, beautiful
+and accomplished, and apparently
+between thirty and forty years old.
+She was wealthy, and possessed very
+valuable jewels. Her death was sudden,
+and occurred after a masquerade,
+where she said she had conversed
+with the King. It was remembered
+that she had been seen in the private
+apartments of Queen Anne; but after
+that Queen's death, she lived in obscurity.
+"She frequently said that
+her father was a nobleman, but that,
+her elder brother dying unmarried,
+the title was extinct; adding, that
+she had an uncle then living, whose
+title was his least recommendation.
+It seems likely enough that she was
+connected in some way with the
+Stuart family, and with their pretensions
+to the throne."</p>
+
+<p>Dr Arne was born in King Street.
+His father, an honest upholsterer, at
+the sign of the "Two Crowns and
+Cushions," is said to have been the
+original of Murphy's farce of <i>The
+Upholsterer</i>. He did not countenance
+his son's musical propensities; and
+young Arne had to get up in the
+night, and practise by stealth on a
+muffled spinet. The first intimation
+received by the worthy mattress-maker
+of his son's proficiency in music,
+was one evening at a concert, where
+he quite unexpectedly saw him officiating
+as leader of the orchestra.</p>
+
+<p>Voltaire, when in England, after
+his release from the Bastille, whither
+he had been sent for libel, lodged in
+Maiden Lane, at the White Peruke,
+a wigmaker's shop. When walking
+out, he was often annoyed by the
+mob, who beheld, in his spare person,
+polite manners, and satirical countenance,
+the personification of their
+notion of a Frenchman. "One day
+he was beset by so great a crowd
+that he was forced to shelter himself<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_689" id="Page_689">[689]</a></span>
+against a doorway, where, mounting
+the steps, he made a flaming speech
+in English in praise of the magnanimity
+of the English nation, and their
+love of freedom. With this the people
+were so delighted, that their jeers were
+turned into applauses, and he was carried
+in triumph to Maiden Lane on
+the shoulders of the mob." From
+which temporary elevation the arch-scoffer
+doubtless looked down upon
+his dupes with glee, suppressed, but
+immeasurable.</p>
+
+<p>Quitting the abodes of wit and the
+drama for those of legal learning, we
+pass from Covent-Garden to Lincoln's
+Inn Fields, through Great Queen
+Street, in the Stuarts' day one of the
+most fashionable in London. Here
+dwelt Lord Herbert of Cherbury, and
+here he wrote the greater part of his
+treatise <i>De Veritate</i>, concerning the
+publication of which he believed himself,
+according to his own marvellous
+account, to have had a special revelation
+from heaven. A strange weakness,
+or rather madness, on the part
+of a man who disbelieved, or at least
+doubted, of general revelation. For
+himself, he thought an exception possible.
+Insanity alone could explain
+and excuse such illogical vanity. Near
+to this singular enthusiast lived Sir
+Godfrey Kneller, whose next-door
+neighbour and friend was Radcliffe
+the physician. "Kneller," says Horace
+Walpole, in his Anecdotes of
+Painting, "was fond of flowers, and
+had a fine collection. As there was
+great intimacy between him and the
+physician, he permitted the latter to
+have a door into his gardens; but
+Radcliffe's servants gathering and
+destroying the flowers, Kneller sent
+him word he must shut up the door.
+Radcliffe replied peevishly, "Tell him
+he may do any thing with it but paint
+it." "And I," answered Godfrey,
+"can take any thing from him but his
+physic." Pope and Gay were frequent
+visitors at the painter's studio. At
+the wall of Lincoln's Inn Garden,
+Ben Jonson is by some asserted to
+have laboured as a bricklayer. "He
+helped," says Fuller, "in the building
+of the new structure of Lincoln's
+Inn, where, having a trowel in his
+hand, he had a book in his pocket."
+Aubrey tells the same story, which is
+discredited by Mr Gifford, who denies
+that the poet ever was a bricklayer.
+Lord William Russell was executed
+in Lincoln's Inn Fields, it being, Pennant
+tells us, the nearest open space
+from Newgate, where he was confined.</p>
+
+<p>Passing through Duke Street, where
+Benjamin Franklin lodged, when working
+as a journeyman printer in the adjacent
+Great Wyld Street, into Clare
+Market, the scene of Orator Henley's
+holdings-forth, we thence, by Drury-Lane,
+the residence of Nell Gwynne
+and Nan Clarges before they became
+respectively the King's mistress and a
+Duke's wife, get back to the Strand and
+move Citywards. But to refer, although
+merely nominally, to one half the subjects
+of interest met with on the way,
+and suggested by Mr Smith, would
+be to write an index, not a review.
+Here, therefore, we pause, believing
+that enough has been said to convince
+the reader of the vast amount
+of information and amusement derivable
+from the bricks and stones of
+London, and able to recommend to
+him, should he himself set out on a
+street pilgrimage, an excellent guide
+and companion in the <i>Antiquarian
+Ramble</i>.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_690" id="Page_690">[690]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>MARLBOROUGH'S DISPATCHES.</h2>
+
+<h3>1711-1712.</h3>
+
+
+<p>After the reduction of Bouchain,
+Marlborough was anxious to commence
+without delay the siege of
+Quesnoy, the capture of which would,
+in that quarter, have entirely broken
+through the French barrier. He vigorously
+stimulated his own government
+accordingly, as well as that at
+the Hague, to prepare the necessary
+supplies and magazines, and expressed
+a sanguine hope that the capture
+of this last stronghold would be the
+means of bringing about the grand
+object of his ambition, and a general
+peace.<a name="FNanchor_5_5" id="FNanchor_5_5"></a><a href="#Footnote_5_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a> The ministry, to appearance,
+went with alacrity into his projects,
+and every thing bore the aspect of
+another great success closing the
+campaign with honour, and probably
+leading to a glorious and lasting
+peace. Mr Secretary St John, in particular,
+wrote in the warmest style of
+cordiality, approving the project in
+his own name as well as in that of
+the Queen, and reiterating the assurances
+that the strongest representations
+had been made to the Dutch,
+with a view to their hearty concurrence.
+But all this was a mere cover
+to conceal what the Tories had really
+been doing to overturn Marlborough,
+and abandon the main objects of the
+war. Unknown to him, the secret negotiation
+with the French Cabinet,
+through Torcy and the British ministers,
+through the agency of Mesnager,
+had been making rapid progress.
+No representations were made
+to the Dutch, who were fully in the
+secret of the pending negotiation,
+about providing supplies; and on the
+27th September, preliminaries of
+peace, on the basis of the seven
+articles proposed by Louis, were
+signed by Mesnager on the part of
+France, and by the two English secretaries
+of state, in virtue of a special
+warrant from the Queen.<a name="FNanchor_6_6" id="FNanchor_6_6"></a><a href="#Footnote_6_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a></p>
+
+<p>The conditions of these preliminaries,
+which were afterwards embodied
+in the Treaty of Utrecht, were the
+acknowledgement of the Queen's title
+to the throne, and the Protestant
+succession, by Louis; an engagement
+to take all just and reasonable measures
+that the crowns of France and
+Spain should never be united on the
+same head,&mdash;the providing a sufficient
+barrier to the Dutch, the empire, and
+the house of Austria; and the demolition
+of Dunkirk, or a proper equivalent.
+But the crown of Spain was
+left to the Duke of Anjou, and no
+provision whatever made to exclude
+a Bourbon prince from succeeding to
+it. Thus the main object of the contest&mdash;the
+excluding the Bourbon family
+from the throne of Spain, was
+abandoned: and at the close of the
+most important, successful, and glorious
+war ever waged by England,
+terms were agreed to, which left to
+France advantages which could scarcely
+have been hoped by the Cabinet of
+Versailles as the fruit of a long series
+of victories.</p>
+
+<p>Marlborough felt deeply this clandestine
+negotiation, which not only
+deprived him of the main object for
+which, during his great career, he had
+been contending, but evinced a duplicity
+and want of confidence on the
+part of his own government at its
+close, which was a melancholy return
+for such inappreciable public services.<a name="FNanchor_7_7" id="FNanchor_7_7"></a><a href="#Footnote_7_7" class="fnanchor">[7]</a>
+But it was of no avail; the secession<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_691" id="Page_691">[691]</a></span>
+of England proved, as he had foreseen
+from the outset, a deathblow to the
+confederacy. Finding that nothing
+more was to be done, either at the
+head of the army, or in direction of
+the negotiations, he returned home by
+the Brille, after putting his army into
+winter-quarters, and landed at Greenwich
+on the 17th November. Though
+well aware of the private envy, as well
+as political hostility of which he was
+the object, he did nothing that could
+lower or compromise his high character
+and lofty position; but in an
+interview with the Queen, fully expressed
+his opinion on the impolicy of
+the course which ministers were now
+adopting.<a name="FNanchor_8_8" id="FNanchor_8_8"></a><a href="#Footnote_8_8" class="fnanchor">[8]</a> He adopted the same
+manly course in the noble speech which
+he made in his place in Parliament, in
+the debate on the address. Ministers
+had put into the royal speech the unworthy
+expression&mdash;"I am glad to
+tell you, that notwithstanding <i>the arts
+of those who delight in war</i>, both place
+and time are appointed for opening the
+treaty of a general peace." Lord Anglesea
+followed this up, by declaring,
+in the course of the debate, that the
+country might have enjoyed the blessing
+of peace soon after the battle of
+Ramilies, if it had not been deferred
+by some person whose interest it was
+to prolong the war.</p>
+
+<p>Rising upon this, with inexpressible
+dignity, and turning to where the
+Queen sat, Marlborough said, "I appeal
+to the Queen, whether I did not
+constantly, while I was plenipotentiary,
+give her Majesty and her Council
+an account of all the propositions
+which were made; and whether I did
+not desire instruction for my conduct
+on this subject. I can declare with a
+good conscience, in the presence of her
+Majesty, of this illustrious assembly,
+and of God himself, who is infinitely
+superior to all the powers of the earth,
+and before whom, by the ordinary
+course of nature, I shall soon appear
+to render account of my actions, that
+I was very desirous of a safe, honourable,
+and lasting peace, and was very
+far from wishing to prolong the war
+for my own private advantage, as
+several libels and discourses have most
+falsely insinuated. My great age, and
+my numerous fatigues in war, make
+me ardently wish for the power to enjoy
+a quiet repose, in order to think of
+eternity. As to other matters, I have
+not the least inducement, on any account,
+to desire the continuance of the
+war for my own interest, since my
+services have been so generously rewarded
+by her Majesty and her parliament;
+but I think myself obliged to
+make such an acknowledgment to her
+Majesty and my country, that I am
+always ready to serve them, whenever
+my duty may require, to obtain an
+honourable and lasting peace. Yet I
+can by no means acquiesce in the
+measures that have been taken to enter
+into a negotiation of peace with
+France, upon the foot of some pretended
+preliminaries, which are now
+circulated; since my opinion is the
+same as that of most of the Allies,
+that <i>to leave Spain and the West Indies
+to the House of Bourbon, will be
+the entire ruin of Europe</i>, which I have
+with all fidelity and humility declared
+to her Majesty, when I had the honour
+to wait upon her after my arrival
+from Holland."<a name="FNanchor_9_9" id="FNanchor_9_9"></a><a href="#Footnote_9_9" class="fnanchor">[9]</a></p>
+
+<p>This manly declaration, delivered
+in the most emphatic manner, produced
+a great impression; and a resolution
+against ministers was carried
+in the House of Peers by a majority
+of twelve. In the Commons, however,
+they had large majority, and
+an address containing expressions
+similar to those used by Lord Anglesea,
+reflecting on Marlborough, was
+introduced and carried there. The
+Whig majority, however, continued
+firm in the Upper House; and the
+leaders of that party began to entertain
+sanguine hopes of success. The
+Queen had let fall some peevish expressions
+in regard to her ministers.
+She had given her hand, in retiring<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_692" id="Page_692">[692]</a></span>
+from the House of Peers on the 15th
+December, to the Duke of Somerset,
+instead of her own Lord Treasurer;
+it was apprehended her old partiality
+for Marlborough was about to return;
+Mrs Masham was in the greatest
+alarm; and St John declared to Swift
+that the Queen was false.<a name="FNanchor_10_10" id="FNanchor_10_10"></a><a href="#Footnote_10_10" class="fnanchor">[10]</a> The
+ministers of the whole alliance seconded
+the efforts of the Whigs, and strongly
+represented the injurious effects
+which would ensue to the cause of
+European independence in general,
+and the interests of England in particular,
+if the preliminaries which had
+been agreed to should be made the
+basis of a general peace. The Dutch
+made strong and repeated representations
+on the subject; and the Elector
+of Hanover delivered a memorial
+strongly urging the danger which
+would ensue if Spain and the Indies
+were allowed to remain in the hands
+of a Bourbon prince.</p>
+
+<p>Deeming themselves pushed to
+extremities, and having failed in all
+attempts to detach Marlborough from
+the Whigs, Bolingbroke and the ministers
+resolved on the desperate measure
+of bringing forward the accusation
+against him, of fraud and peculation
+in the management of the public
+monies entrusted to his management
+in the Flemish campaign. The charges
+were founded on the report of certain
+commissioners to whom the matter
+had been remitted; and which charged
+the Duke with having appropriated
+L.63,319 of the public monies destined
+for the use of the English troops, and
+L.282,366, as a per-centage of two
+per cent on the sum paid to foreign
+ambassadors during the ten years of
+the war. In reply to these abominable
+insinuations, the letter of the Duke
+to the commissioners was published
+on the 27th December, in which he
+entirely refuted the charges, and
+showed that he had never received
+any sums or perquisites, not sanctioned
+by previous and uniform usage,
+and far less than had been received by
+the general in the reign of William III.
+And in regard to the L.282,000 of per-centage
+on foreign subsidies, this was
+proved to have been a voluntary gift
+from those powers to the English
+general, authorised by their signatures
+and sanctioned by warrants from the
+Queen. This answer made a great
+impression; but ministers had gone
+too far to retreat, and they ventured
+on a step which, for the honour of the
+country, has never, even in the worst
+times, been since repeated. Trusting
+to their majority in the Commons,
+they dismissed the Duke from all his
+situations on the 31st December; and
+in order to stifle the voice of justice
+in the Upper House, on the following
+day patents were issued calling <i>twelve</i>
+new peers to the Upper House. On
+the following day they were introduced
+amidst the groans of the House:
+the Whig noblemen, says a contemporary
+annalist, "cast their eyes on
+the ground as if they had been invited
+to the funeral of the peerage."<a name="FNanchor_11_11" id="FNanchor_11_11"></a><a href="#Footnote_11_11" class="fnanchor">[11]</a></p>
+
+<p>Unbounded was the joy diffused
+among the enemies of England by
+these unparalleled measures. On
+hearing of Marlborough's fall, Louis
+XIV. said with triumph, "The dismission
+of Marlborough will do all we
+can desire." The Court of St Germains
+was in exultation; and the
+general joy of the Jacobites, both at
+home and abroad, was sufficient to
+demonstrate how formidable an enemy
+to their cause they regarded the
+Duke; and how destitute of truth were
+the attempts to show that he had
+been engaged in a secret design to
+restore the exiled family. Marlborough
+disdained to make any defence
+of himself in Parliament; but
+an able answer on his part was prepared
+and circulated, which entirely
+refuted the whole charges against the
+illustrious general. So convinced were
+ministers of this, that, contenting
+themselves with resolutions against
+him in the House of Commons, where
+their influence was predominant, they
+declined to prefer any impeachment
+or accusation, even in the Upper
+House swamped by their recent creations.
+In the midst of this disgraceful<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_693" id="Page_693">[693]</a></span>
+scene of passion, envy, and ingratitude,
+Prince Eugene arrived in London
+to endeavour to stem the torrent
+and, if possible, prevent the secession
+of England from the confederacy.
+He was lodged with the Lord Treasurer;
+and the generous prince omitted
+no opportunity of testifying his
+undiminished respect for his illustrious
+rival in the day of his tribulation. The
+Treasurer having said to him at a
+great dinner, "I consider this day as
+the happiest of my life, since I have
+the honour to see in my house the
+greatest captain of the age." "If it be
+so," replied Eugene, "I owe it to
+your lordship;" alluding to his dismissal
+of Marlborough. On another
+occasion, some one having pointed out
+a passage in one of the libels against
+Marlborough, in which he was said
+to have been "perhaps once fortunate."
+"It is true," said Eugene;
+"he was <i>once</i> fortunate; and it is the
+greatest praise which can be bestowed
+on him; for, as he was <i>always</i> successful&mdash;that
+implies that all his other
+successes were owing to his own conduct."<a name="FNanchor_12_12" id="FNanchor_12_12"></a><a href="#Footnote_12_12" class="fnanchor">[12]</a></p>
+
+<p>Alarmed at the weight which
+Marlborough might derive from the
+presence and support of so great a
+commander, and the natural sympathy
+of all generous minds with the cordial
+admiration which these two great men
+entertained for each other, the ministers
+had recourse to a pretended conspiracy,
+which it was alleged had been discovered
+on the part of Marlborough and
+Eugene to seize the government and dethrone
+the Queen, on the 17th November.
+St John and Oxford had too much
+sense to publish such a ridiculous
+statement; but it was made the subject
+of several secret examinations
+before the Privy Council, in order to
+augment the apprehensions and secure
+the concurrence of the Queen in their
+measures. Such as it was, the tale was
+treated as a mere malicious invention,
+even by the contemporary foreign annalists,<a name="FNanchor_13_13" id="FNanchor_13_13"></a><a href="#Footnote_13_13" class="fnanchor">[13]</a>
+though it has since been repeated
+as true by more than one party
+native historian.<a name="FNanchor_14_14" id="FNanchor_14_14"></a><a href="#Footnote_14_14" class="fnanchor">[14]</a> This ridiculous calumny,
+and the atrocious libels as to the
+embezzlement of the public money,
+however, produced the desired effect.
+They inflamed the mind of the Queen,
+and removed that vacillation in regard
+to the measures of government, from
+which so much danger was apprehended
+by the Tory administration.
+Having answered the desired end, they
+were allowed quietly to go to sleep.
+No proceedings in the House of Peers,
+or elsewhere, followed the resolutions
+of the Commons condemnatory
+of Marlborough's financial administration
+in the Low Countries. His
+defence, published in the newspapers,
+though abundantly vigorous, was neither
+answered nor prosecuted as a
+libel on the Commissioners or House of
+Commons; and the alleged Stuart conspiracy
+was never more heard of, till it
+was long after drawn from its slumber
+by the malice of English party spirit.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile the negotiations at
+Utrecht for a general peace continued,
+and St John and Oxford soon found
+themselves embarrassed by the extravagant
+pretensions which their
+own conduct had revived in the
+plenipotentiaries of Louis. So great
+was the general indignation excited
+by the publication of the preliminaries
+at Utrecht, that St John felt the
+necessity of discontinuing any general
+negotiation, and converting it into a
+private correspondence between the
+plenipotentiaries of the English and
+French crowns.<a name="FNanchor_15_15" id="FNanchor_15_15"></a><a href="#Footnote_15_15" class="fnanchor">[15]</a> Great difficulty was
+experienced in coming to an accommodation,
+in consequence of the rising
+demands of the French plenipotentiaries,
+who, deeming themselves secure
+of support from the English
+ministry, not only positively refused<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_694" id="Page_694">[694]</a></span>
+to abandon Spain and the Indies, but
+now demanded the Netherlands for
+the Elector of Bavaria, and the cession
+of Lille and Tournay in return
+for the seizure of Dunkirk. The sudden
+death, however, first of the Dauphiness
+of France, and then of the
+Dauphin, the former of whom was
+carried off by a malignant fever on
+the 12th, the latter on the 18th February
+1712, followed by the death of
+their eldest son on the 23d, produced
+feelings of commiseration for the aged
+monarch, now in his seventy-third
+year and broken down by misfortunes,
+which rendered the progress of the
+separate negotiation more easy. England
+agreed to abandon its allies,
+and the main object of the war, on
+condition that a guarantee should be
+obtained against the crowns of France
+and Spain being united on the same
+head. On this frail security, the
+English ministry agreed to withdraw
+their contingent from the Allied army;
+and to induce the Dutch to follow
+their example, Ipres was offered
+to them on the same terms as Dunkirk
+had been to Great Britain.<a name="FNanchor_16_16" id="FNanchor_16_16"></a><a href="#Footnote_16_16" class="fnanchor">[16]</a></p>
+
+<p>The disastrous effects of this secret
+and dishonourable secession, on the
+part of England, from the confederacy,
+were soon apparent. Great had been
+the preparations of the continental
+Allies for continuing the contest; and
+while the English contingent remained
+with them, their force was irresistible.
+Prince Eugene was at the head of the
+army in Flanders, and, including the
+British forces under the Duke of Ormond,
+it amounted to the immense
+force of 122,000 effective men, with
+120 guns, sixteen howitzers, and
+an ample pontoon train. To oppose
+this, by far the largest army he
+had yet had to confront in the Low
+Countries, Villars had scarcely at his
+command 100,000 men, and they were
+ill equipped, imperfectly supplied with
+artillery, and grievously depressed in
+spirit by their long series of disasters.
+Eugene commanded the army of the
+confederates; for although the English
+ministry had been lavish in their
+promises of unqualified support, the
+Dutch had begun to entertain serious
+suspicions of their sincerity, and bestowed
+the command on that tried
+officer instead of the Duke of Ormond,
+who had succeeded Marlborough in
+the command of the English contingent.
+But Marlborough's soul still
+directed the movements of the army;
+and Eugene's plan of the campaign
+was precisely that which that great
+commander had chalked out at the
+close of the preceding one. This was
+to besiege Quesnoy and Landrecies,
+<i>the last</i> of the iron barrier of France
+which in this quarter protected the
+frontier, and immediately after to
+inundate the open country, and advance
+as rapidly as possible to Paris.
+It was calculated they might reach it
+in <i>ten</i> marches from Landrecies; and
+it was well known that there was
+neither a defensible position nor fortress
+of any sort to arrest the invaders'
+march. The Court of Versailles were
+in despair: the general opinion was,
+that the King should leave Paris,
+and retire to Blois; and although the
+proud spirit of Louis recoiled at such
+a proposal, yet, in taking leave
+of Marshal Villars, he declared&mdash;"Should
+a disaster occur, I will go
+to Peronne or St Quentin, collect all
+my troops, and with you risk a last
+effort, determined to perish, or save
+the State."<a name="FNanchor_17_17" id="FNanchor_17_17"></a><a href="#Footnote_17_17" class="fnanchor">[17]</a></p>
+
+<p>But the French monarch was spared
+this last desperate alternative. The
+defection of the British Cabinet saved
+his throne, when all his means of
+defence were exhausted. Eugene, on
+opening the campaign on the 1st May,
+anxiously inquired of the Duke of
+Ormond whether he had authority to
+act vigorously in the campaign, and
+received an answer that he had the
+same authority as the Duke of Marlborough,
+and was prepared to join
+in attacking the enemy. Preparations
+were immediately made for forcing
+the enemy's lines, which covered
+Quesnoy, previous to an attack on
+that fortress. But, at the very time
+that this was going on, the work of
+perfidious defection was consummated.
+On May 10, Mr Secretary
+St John sent positive orders to Ormond
+to take no part in any general
+engagement, as the questions at issue
+between the contending parties were<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_695" id="Page_695">[695]</a></span>
+on the point of adjustment.<a name="FNanchor_18_18" id="FNanchor_18_18"></a><a href="#Footnote_18_18" class="fnanchor">[18]</a> Intimation
+of this secret order was sent
+to the Court of France, but it was
+directed to be kept a positive secret
+from the Allied generals. Ormond,
+upon the receipt of these orders,
+opened a private correspondence with
+Villars, informing him that their
+troops were no longer enemies, and
+that the future movements of the
+troops under his command were
+only to get forage and provisions.
+This correspondence was unknown
+to Eugene; but circumstances soon
+brought the defection of England to
+light. In the middle of it, the Allied
+forces had passed the Scheldt, and
+taken post between Noyeller and the
+Boiase, close to Villars's position. To
+bring the sincerity of the English to
+a test, Eugene proposed a general
+attack on the enemy's line, which was
+open and exposed, on the 28th May.
+<i>But Ormond declined</i>, requesting the
+operation might be delayed for a few
+days. The defection was now apparent,
+and the Dutch deputies loudly
+condemned such dishonorable conduct;
+but Eugene, anxious to make
+the most of the presence of the British
+troops, though their co-operation could
+no longer be relied on, proposed to
+besiege Quesnoy, which was laid open
+by Villars's retreat. Ormond, who felt
+acutely the painful and discreditable
+situation in which, without any fault
+of his own, he was placed, could not
+refuse, and the investment took place
+that very day. The operations were
+conducted by <i>the Dutch and Imperial
+troops alone</i>; and the town was taken,
+after a siege of six weeks, on the 10th
+July.<a name="FNanchor_19_19" id="FNanchor_19_19"></a><a href="#Footnote_19_19" class="fnanchor">[19]</a></p>
+
+<p>This disgraceful defection on the
+part of the English government excited,
+as well it might, the utmost
+indignation among the Allies, and
+produced mingled feelings of shame
+and mortification among all real patriots
+or men of honour in this country.
+By abandoning the contest in this
+manner, when it was on the very
+point of being crowned with success,
+the English lost the fruit of TEN costly
+and bloody campaigns, and suffered
+the war to terminate without attaining
+the main object for which it had
+been undertaken. Louis XIV., defeated,
+and all but ruined, was permitted
+to retain for his grandson the
+Spanish succession; and England,
+victorious, and within sight, as it
+were, of Paris, was content to halt in
+the career of victory, and lost the
+opportunity, never to be regained for
+a century to come, of permanently
+restraining the ambition of France.
+It was the same as if, a few days after
+the battle of Waterloo, England had
+concluded a separate peace, guaranteeing
+the throne of Spain to Joseph
+Buonaparte, and providing only for
+its not being held also by the Emperor
+of France. Lord Halifax gave vent
+to the general indignation of all generous
+and patriotic men, when he said,
+in the debate on the address, on 28th
+May, after enumerating the proud
+list of victories which, since the commencement
+of the war, had attended
+the arms of England,&mdash;"But all this
+pleasing prospect is totally effaced by
+the orders given to the Queen's general,
+not to act offensively against the
+enemy. I pity that heroic and gallant
+general, who, on other occasions, took
+delight to charge the most formidable
+corps and strongest squadrons, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_696" id="Page_696">[696]</a></span>
+cannot but be uneasy at his being
+fettered with shackles, and thereby
+prevented from reaping the glory
+which he might well expect from leading
+on troops so long accustomed to
+conquer. I pity the Allies, who have
+relied upon the aid and friendship of
+the British nation, perceiving that
+what they had done at so great an
+expense of blood and treasure is of
+no effect, as they will be exposed to
+the revenge of that power against
+whom they have been so active. I
+pity the Queen, her royal successors,
+and the present and future generations
+of Britain, when they shall find the
+nation deeply involved in debt, and
+that the common enemy who occasioned
+it, though once near being
+sufficiently humbled, does still triumph,
+and design their ruin; and are informed
+that this proceeds from the
+conduct of the British cabinet, in neglecting
+to make a right use of those
+advantages and happy occasions which
+their own courage and God's blessing
+had put into their hands."<a name="FNanchor_20_20" id="FNanchor_20_20"></a><a href="#Footnote_20_20" class="fnanchor">[20]</a></p>
+
+<p>Marlborough seconded the motion
+of Halifax, in a speech of peculiar
+interest, as the last which he made
+on the conduct of this eventful war.
+"Although," said he, "the negotiations
+for peace may be far advanced,
+yet I can see no reason which
+should induce the Allies or ourselves to
+remain inactive, and not push on the
+war with the utmost vigour, as we have
+incurred the expense of recruiting the
+army for the service of another year.
+That army is now in the field; and
+it has often occurred that a victory
+or a siege produced good effects and
+manifold advantages, when treaties
+were still further advanced than in
+the present negotiation. And as I
+am of opinion that we should make
+the most we can for ourselves, the
+only infallible way to force France to
+an entire submission, is to besiege and
+occupy Cambray or Arras, and to
+carry the war into the heart of the
+kingdom. But as the troops of the
+enemy are now encamped, it is impossible
+to execute that design, unless
+they are withdrawn from their position;
+and as they cannot be reduced
+to retire for want of provisions, they
+must be attacked and forced. For
+the truth of what I say I appeal to a
+noble duke (Argyle) whom I rejoice
+to see in this house, because he knows
+the country, and is as good a judge of
+these matters as any person now
+alive." Argyle, though a bitter personal
+enemy of Marlborough, thus
+appealed to, said,&mdash;"I do indeed
+know that country, and the situation
+of the enemy in their present camp,
+and I agree with the noble duke, that
+it is impossible to remove them
+without attacking and driving them
+away; and, until that is effected,
+neither of the two sieges alluded to
+can be undertaken. I likewise agree
+that the capture of these two towns
+is the most effectual way to carry on
+the war with advantage, and would
+be a fatal blow to France."<a name="FNanchor_21_21" id="FNanchor_21_21"></a><a href="#Footnote_21_21" class="fnanchor">[21]</a></p>
+
+<p>Notwithstanding the creation of
+twelve peers to swamp the Upper
+House, it is doubtful how the division
+would have gone, had not Lord
+Strafford, a cabinet minister, observed,
+in reply to the charge, that the British
+government was about to conclude a
+separate peace,&mdash;"Nothing of that
+nature has ever been intended; for
+such a peace would be so <i>foolish, villanous,
+and knavish</i>, that every servant
+of the Queen must answer for it
+with his head to the nation. The
+Allies <i>are acquainted with our proceedings,
+and satisfied with our terms</i>."
+This statement was made by a British
+minister, in his place in Parliament,
+on the 28th May, eighteen days
+<i>after</i> the private letter from Mr Secretary
+St John to the Duke of Ormond,
+already quoted, mentioning
+the private treaty with Louis, enjoining
+him to keep it secret from the
+Allies, and communicate clandestinely
+with Villars. But such a declaration,
+coming from an accredited
+minister of the crown, produced a
+great impression, and ministers prevailed
+by a majority of sixty-eight to
+forty. In the course of the debate,
+Earl Poulett let fall such cutting expressions
+against Marlborough for
+having, as he alleged, led his troops
+to certain destruction, in order to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_697" id="Page_697">[697]</a></span>
+profit by the sale of the officers' commissions,<a name="FNanchor_22_22" id="FNanchor_22_22"></a><a href="#Footnote_22_22" class="fnanchor">[22]</a>
+that the Duke, without
+deigning a reply, sent him a challenge
+on leaving the house. The agitation,
+however, of the Earl, who was less
+cool than the iron veteran on the
+prospect of such a meeting, revealed
+what was going forward, and by an
+order of the Queen, the affair was terminated
+without bloodshed.<a name="FNanchor_23_23" id="FNanchor_23_23"></a><a href="#Footnote_23_23" class="fnanchor">[23]</a></p>
+
+<p>It soon appeared how much foundation
+there was for the assertion of the
+Queen's ministers, that England was
+engaged in no separate negotiation for a
+peace. On the 6th June were promulgated
+the outlines of the treaty which
+afterwards became so famous as the
+<span class="smcap">Peace of Utrecht</span>. The Duke of
+Anjou was to renounce for ever, for
+himself and his descendants, all claim
+to the French crown; and the crown of
+Spain was to descend, by <i>the male line</i>
+only, to the Duke of Anjou, and failing
+them to certain princes of the
+Bourbon line by <i>male</i> descent, always
+excluding him who was possessed of
+the French crown.<a name="FNanchor_24_24" id="FNanchor_24_24"></a><a href="#Footnote_24_24" class="fnanchor">[24]</a> Gibraltar and
+Minorca remained to England; Dunkirk
+was to be demolished; the Spanish
+Netherlands were to be ceded to
+Austria, with Naples, Milan, and
+Sardinia; the barrier towns were to be
+ceded to the Dutch, as required in
+1709, with the exception of two or
+three places. Spain and her Indian
+colonies remained with the Duke of
+Anjou and his male heirs, as King of
+Spain. And thus, at the conclusion
+of the most glorious and successful
+war recorded in English history, did
+the English cabinet leave to France
+the great object of the contest,&mdash;the
+crown of Spain, and its magnificent
+Indian colonies, placed on the head of
+a prince of the Bourbon race. With
+truth did Marlborough observe, in the
+debate on the preliminaries&mdash;"The
+measures pursued in England for the
+last year are directly contrary to her
+Majesty's engagements with the Allies,
+sully the triumphs and glories of her
+reign, and will render the English
+name odious to all other nations."<a name="FNanchor_25_25" id="FNanchor_25_25"></a><a href="#Footnote_25_25" class="fnanchor">[25]</a>
+It was all in vain. The people loudly
+clamoured for peace; the Tory ministry
+was seconded by a vast numerical
+majority throughout the country. The
+peace was approved of by large majorities
+in both houses. Parliament
+was soon after prorogued; and Marlborough,
+seeing his public career terminated,
+solicited and obtained passports
+to go abroad, which he soon
+afterwards did.</p>
+
+<p>Great was the mourning, and loud
+the lamentations, both in the British
+and Allied troops, when the fatal day
+arrived that the former were to
+separate from their old companions in
+arms. On the 10th July, the very
+day on which Quesnoy surrendered,
+the last of their long line of triumphs,
+Ormond, having exhausted every sort
+of procrastination to postpone the
+dreaded hour, was compelled to order
+the English troops to march. He in
+vain, however, gave a similar order
+to the auxiliaries in British pay; the
+hereditary Prince of Cassel replied&mdash;"The
+Hessians would gladly march, if<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_698" id="Page_698">[698]</a></span>
+it were to fight the French." Another,
+"We do not serve for pay, but fame."
+The native British, however, were
+compelled to obey the order of their
+sovereign, and they set out, twelve
+thousand strong, from the camp at
+Cambresis. Of all the Germans in
+British pay, only one battalion of
+Holstein men, and a regiment of
+dragoons from Liege, accompanied
+them. Silent and dejected they took
+their way; the men kept their eyes
+on the ground, the officers did not
+venture to return the parting salute
+of the comrades who had so long
+fought and conquered by their side.
+Not a word was spoken on either
+side, the hearts of all were too big
+for utterance; but the averted eye,
+the mournful air, the tear often trickling
+down the cheek, told the deep
+dejection which was every where felt.
+It seemed as if the Allies were following
+to the grave, with profound affection,
+the whole body of their British
+comrades. But when the troops
+reached their resting-place for the
+night, and the suspension of arms was
+proclaimed at the head of each regiment,
+the general indignation became
+so vehement, that even the bonds of
+military discipline were unable to restrain
+it. A universal cry, succeeded
+by a loud murmur, was heard through
+the camp. The British soldiers were
+seen tearing their hair, casting their
+muskets on the ground, and rending
+their clothes, uttering all the while
+furious exclamations against the government
+which had so shamefully
+betrayed them. The officers were so
+overwhelmed with vexation, that they
+sat apart in their tents looking on the
+ground, through very shame; and for
+several days shrunk from the sight
+even of their fellow-soldiers. Many
+left their colours to serve with the
+Allies, others withdrew, and whenever
+they thought of Marlborough
+and their days of glory, tears filled
+their eyes.<a name="FNanchor_26_26" id="FNanchor_26_26"></a><a href="#Footnote_26_26" class="fnanchor">[26]</a></p>
+
+<p>It soon appeared that it was not
+without reason that these gloomy presentiments
+prevailed on both sides,
+as to the consequences of the British
+withdrawing from the contest. So
+elated were the French by their secession,
+that they speedily lost all
+sense of gratitude and even honesty,
+and refused to give up Dunkirk to
+the British, which was only effected
+with great difficulty on the earnest
+entreaties of the British government.
+So great were the difficulties which
+beset the negotiation, that St John
+was obliged to repair in person to
+Paris, where he remained <i>incognito</i>
+for a considerable time, and effected a
+compromise of the objects still in dispute
+between the parties. The secession
+of England from the confederacy
+was now openly announced; and, as
+the Allies refused to abide by her preliminaries,
+the separate negotiation
+continued between the two countries,
+and lingered on for nearly a year after
+the suspension of arms.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile Eugene, after the departure
+of the British, continued his
+operations, and laid siege to Landrecies,
+the last of the barrier fortresses
+on the road to Paris, in the end of
+July. But it soon appeared that
+England had been the soul of the
+confederacy; and that it was the tutelary
+arm of Marlborough which had
+so long averted disaster, and chained
+victory to its standard. Nothing but
+defeat and misfortune attended the
+Allies after her secession. Even the
+great and tried abilities of Eugene
+were inadequate to procure for them
+one single success, after the colours of
+England no longer waved in their
+ranks. During the investment of
+Landrecies, Villars drew together the
+garrisons from the neighbouring towns,
+no longer threatened by the English
+troops, and surprised at Denain a
+body of eight thousand men, stationed
+there for the purpose of facilitating
+the passage of convoys to the besieging
+army. This disaster rendered it
+necessary to raise the siege of Landrecies,
+and Villars immediately resumed
+the offensive. Douay was
+speedily invested: a fruitless effort of
+Eugene to retain it only exposed him
+to the mortification of witnessing its
+surrender. Not expecting so sudden
+a reverse of fortune, the fortresses
+recently taken were not provided
+with provisions or ammunition, and
+were in no condition to make any
+effectual resistance. Quesnoy soon
+fell from this cause; and Bouchain,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_699" id="Page_699">[699]</a></span>
+the last trophy of Marlborough's victories,
+opened its gates on the 10th
+October. The coalition was paralysed;
+and Louis, who so lately
+trembled for his capital, found his
+armies advancing from conquest to
+conquest, and tearing from the Allies
+the fruits of all their victories.<a name="FNanchor_27_27" id="FNanchor_27_27"></a><a href="#Footnote_27_27" class="fnanchor">[27]</a></p>
+
+<p>These disasters, and the evident
+inability of the Allied armies, without
+the aid of the English, to keep their
+ground in Flanders, in a manner compelled
+the Dutch, how unwilling soever,
+to follow the example of Great
+Britain, in treating separately with
+France. They became parties, accordingly,
+to the pacification at
+Utrecht; and Savoy also concluded
+peace there. But the barrier for
+which they had so ardently contended
+was, by the desertion of England, so
+much reduced, that it ceased to afford
+any effectual security against the encroachments
+of France. That power
+held the most important fortresses in
+Flanders which had been conquered
+by Louis XIV.&mdash;Cambray, Valenciennes,
+and Arras. Lille, the conquest
+on which Marlborough most
+prided himself, was restored by the
+Allies, and with it Bethune, Aire, St
+Venant, and many other places. The
+Dutch felt, in the strongest manner,
+the evil consequences of a treaty
+which thus, in a manner, left the enemy
+at their gates; and the irritation
+consequently produced against England
+was so violent that it continued
+through the greater part of the eighteenth
+century. Austria, indignant at
+being thus deserted by all her Allies,
+continued the contest alone through
+another campaign. But she was
+overmatched in the contest; her resources
+were exhausted; and, by the
+advice of Eugene, conferences were
+opened at Rastadt, from which, as a
+just reward for her perfidy, England
+was excluded. A treaty was soon
+concluded on the basis of the Treaty
+of Ryswick. It left Charles the Low
+Countries, and all the Spanish territories
+in Italy, except Sicily; but,
+with Sardinia, Bavaria was restored.
+France retained Landau, but restored
+New Brisach, Fribourg, and Kehl.
+Thus was that great power left in
+possession of the whole conquests
+ceded to Louis XIV. by the treaties
+of Aix-la-Chapelle, Nimeguen, and
+Ryswick, with the vast addition of
+the family alliance with a Bourbon
+prince, possessing Spain and the Indies.
+A century of repeated wars on
+the part of England and the European
+powers, with France, followed by the
+dreadful struggle of the Revolutionary
+contest, and the costly campaigns of
+Wellington, were the legacy bequeathed
+to the nation by Bolingbroke
+and Harley, in arresting the course of
+Marlborough's victories, and restoring
+France to preponderance, when it was
+on the eve of being reduced to a level
+consistent with the independence of
+other states. Well might Mr Pitt
+style the Treaty of Utrecht "the indelible
+reproach of the age!"<a name="FNanchor_28_28" id="FNanchor_28_28"></a><a href="#Footnote_28_28" class="fnanchor">[28]</a></p>
+
+<p>Marlborough's public career was
+now terminated; and the dissensions
+which had cast him down from power
+had so completely extinguished his
+political influence, that during the remaining
+years of his life, he rarely
+appeared at all in public life. On
+landing on the Continent, at Brille, on
+the 24th November, he was received
+with such demonstrations of gratitude
+and respect, as showed how deeply
+his public services had sunk into the
+hearts of men, and how warmly they
+appreciated his efforts to avert from
+England and the Coalition, the evils
+likely to flow from the Treaty of
+Utrecht. At Maestricht he was
+welcomed with the honours usually
+reserved for sovereign princes; and
+although he did his utmost, on the
+journey to Aix-la-Chapelle, to avoid
+attracting the public attention, and
+to slip unobserved through byways,
+yet the eagerness of the public,
+or the gratitude of his old soldiers,
+discovered him wherever he went.
+Wherever he passed, crowds of
+all ranks were waiting to see him,
+could they only get a glimpse of the
+hero who had saved the empire, and
+filled the world with his renown. All
+were struck with his noble air and
+demeanour, softened, though not
+weakened, by the approach of age.
+They declared that his appearance
+was not less conquering than his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_700" id="Page_700">[700]</a></span>
+sword. Many burst into tears when
+they recollected what he had been,
+and what he was, and how unaccountably
+the great nation to which
+he belonged had fallen from the height
+of glory to such degradation. Yet
+was the manner of Marlborough so
+courteous and yet animated, his conversation
+so simple and yet cheerful,
+that it was commonly said at the
+time, "that the only things he had
+forgotten were his own deeds, and the
+only things he remembered were the
+misfortunes of others." Crowds of
+all ranks, from the highest to the
+lowest, hastened to attend his levee
+at Aix-la-Chapelle on the 17th January
+1713, and the Duke de Lesdeguières,
+on leaving it, said, with equal
+justice and felicity,&mdash;"I can now say
+that I have seen the man who is equal
+to the Maréchal de Turenne in conduct,
+to the Prince of Condé in courage,
+and superior to the Maréchal de
+Luxembourg in success."<a name="FNanchor_29_29" id="FNanchor_29_29"></a><a href="#Footnote_29_29" class="fnanchor">[29]</a></p>
+
+<p>But if the veteran hero found some
+compensation, in the unanimous admiration
+of foreign nations, for the ingratitude
+with which he had been
+treated by the government of his own,
+he was soon destined to find that
+gratitude for past services was not to
+be looked for among foreign nations
+any more than his own countrymen.
+Upon the restoration of the Elector,
+by the treaty of Rastadt, the principality
+of Mendleheim, which had been
+bestowed upon Marlborough after the
+battle of Blenheim by the Emperor
+Joseph, was resumed by the Elector.
+No stipulation in his favour was made
+either by the British government or
+the Imperial court, and therefore the
+estate, which yielded a clear revenue
+of £2000 a-year, was lost to Marlborough.
+He transmitted, through
+Prince Eugene, a memorial to the
+Emperor, claiming an indemnity for
+his loss; but though it was earnestly
+supported by that generous prince,
+yet being unaided by any efforts on
+the part of the English ministry, it
+was allowed to fall asleep. An indemnity
+was often promised, even by
+the Emperor in writing,<a name="FNanchor_30_30" id="FNanchor_30_30"></a><a href="#Footnote_30_30" class="fnanchor">[30]</a> but performance
+of the promise was always
+evaded. The Duke was made a prince
+of the Holy Roman Empire, but obtained
+nothing but empty honours for
+his services; and at this moment, these
+high-sounding titles are all that remain
+in the Marlborough family to
+testify the gratitude of the Cæsars to
+the hero who saved their Imperial
+and Royal thrones.<a name="FNanchor_31_31" id="FNanchor_31_31"></a><a href="#Footnote_31_31" class="fnanchor">[31]</a></p>
+
+<p>The same oblivion of past and inappreciable
+services, when they were
+no longer required, pursued the illustrious
+general in his declining years,
+on the part of his own countrymen.
+The got-up stories about embezzlement
+and dilapidation of the public
+money, in Flanders, were allowed to
+go to sleep, when they had answered
+their destined purpose of bringing
+about his fall from political power.
+No grounds were found for a prosecution
+which could afford a chance
+of success, even in the swamped and
+now subservient House of Peers. But
+every thing that malice could suggest,
+or party bitterness effect, was done to
+fill the last days of the immortal hero
+with anxiety and disquiet. Additional
+charges were brought against
+him by the commissioners, founded
+on the allegation that he had drawn
+a pistole per troop, and ten shillings
+a company, for mustering the soldiers,
+though, in the foreign auxiliaries, it
+was often not done. Marlborough at
+once transmitted a refutation of those
+fresh charges, so clear and decisive,
+that it entirely silenced those accusations.<a name="FNanchor_32_32" id="FNanchor_32_32"></a><a href="#Footnote_32_32" class="fnanchor">[32]</a>
+But his enemies, though
+driven from this ground, still persecuted
+him with unrelenting malice.
+The noble pile of Blenheim, standing,
+as it did, an enduring monument at
+once of the Duke's services and the
+nation's gratitude, was a grievous
+eyesore to the dominant majority in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_701" id="Page_701">[701]</a></span>
+England, and they did all in their
+power to prevent its completion.</p>
+
+<p>Orders were first given to the Treasury,
+on June 1, 1712, to suspend
+any further payments from the royal
+exchequer; and commissioners were
+appointed to investigate the claims of
+the creditors and expense of the work.
+They recommended the payment of a
+third to each claimant, which was
+accordingly made; but as many years
+elapsed, and no further payments to
+account were made, the principal creditors
+brought an action in the Court of
+Exchequer against the Duke, as personally
+liable for the amount, and the
+court pronounced decree in favour of
+the plaintiffs, which was affirmed,
+after a long litigation, in the House
+of Lords. Meanwhile the works, for
+want of any paymaster, were at a
+stand; and this noble pile, this proud
+monument of a nation's gratitude,
+would have remained a modern ruin
+to this day, had it not been completed
+from the private funds of the hero
+whose services it was intended to
+commemorate. But the Duke of
+Marlborough, as well as the Duchess,
+were too much interested in the work
+to allow it to remain unfinished. He
+left by his will fifty thousand pounds
+to complete the building, which was
+still in very unfinished state at the
+time of his death, and the duty was
+faithfully performed by the Duchess
+after his decease. From the accounts
+of the total expense, preserved at
+Blenheim, it appears, that out of three
+hundred thousand pounds, which the
+whole edifice cost, no less than sixty
+thousand pounds was provided from
+the private funds of the Duke of
+Marlborough.<a name="FNanchor_33_33" id="FNanchor_33_33"></a><a href="#Footnote_33_33" class="fnanchor">[33]</a></p>
+
+<p>It may readily be believed that
+so long-continued and unrelenting a
+persecution of so great a man and
+distinguished benefactor of his country,
+proceeded from something more
+than mere envy at greatness, powerful
+as that principle ever is in little
+minds. In truth, it was part of the
+deep-laid plan for the restoration of the
+Stuart line, which the declining state
+of the Queen's health, and the probable
+unpopularity of the Hanover family,
+now revived in greater vigour than ever.
+During this critical period, Marlborough,
+who was still on the Continent,
+remained perfectly firm to the
+Act of Settlement, and the Protestant
+cause. Convinced that England was
+threatened with a counter-revolution,
+he used his endeavours to secure the
+fidelity of the garrison of Dunkirk,
+and offered to embark at its head in
+support of the Protestant succession.
+He sent General Cadogan to make
+the necessary arrangements with
+General Stanhope for transporting
+troops to England, to support the
+Hanoverian succession, and offered to
+lend the Elector of Hanover £20,000
+to aid him in his endeavour to secure
+the succession. So sensible was the
+Electoral house of the magnitude of
+his services, and his zeal in their behalf,
+that the Electress Sophia entrusted
+him with a blank warrant,
+appointing him commander-in-chief
+of her troops and garrisons, on her accession
+to the crown.<a name="FNanchor_34_34" id="FNanchor_34_34"></a><a href="#Footnote_34_34" class="fnanchor">[34]</a></p>
+
+<p>On the death of Queen Anne, on
+August 1, 1714, Marlborough returned
+to England, and was soon after appointed
+captain-general and master-general
+of the ordnance. Bolingbroke
+and Oxford were shortly after
+impeached, and the former then
+threw off the mask, by flying to
+France, where he openly entered into
+the service of the Pretender at St
+Germains. Marlborough's great popularity
+with the army was soon after
+the means of enabling him to appease
+a mutiny in the guards, which at first
+threatened to be alarming. During
+the rebellion in 1715, he directed, in a
+great degree, the operations against
+the rebels, though he did not actually
+take the field; and to his exertions,
+its rapid suppression was in a great
+measure to be ascribed.</p>
+
+<p>But the period had now arrived
+when the usual fate of mortality
+awaited this illustrious man. Severe
+domestic bereavements preceded his
+dissolution, and in a manner weaned
+him from a world which he had passed
+through with so much glory. His
+daughter, Lady Bridgewater, died in
+March 1714; and this was soon followed
+by the death of his favourite
+daughter, Anne Countess of Sunderland,
+who united uncommon elegance
+and beauty to unaffected piety and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_702" id="Page_702">[702]</a></span>
+exemplary virtue. Marlborough himself
+was not long of following his
+beloved relatives to the grave. On
+the 28th May 1716, he was seized
+with a fit of palsy, so severe that it
+deprived him, for a time, alike of speech
+and recollection. He recovered, however,
+to a certain degree, and went to
+Bath, for the benefit of the waters;
+and a gleam of returning light shone
+upon his mind when he visited Blenheim
+on the 18th October. He expressed
+great satisfaction at the survey
+of the plan; which reminded him
+of his great achievements; but when
+he saw, in one of the few rooms
+which were finished, a picture of
+himself at the battle of Blenheim,
+he turned away with a mournful
+air, with the words&mdash;"Something
+then, but now&mdash;&mdash;" On November
+18th he was attacked by another
+stroke, more severe than the former,
+and his family hastened to pay the
+last duties, as they conceived, to their
+departing parent. The strength of
+his constitution, however, triumphed
+for a time even over this violent attack;
+but though he continued contrary
+to his own wishes, in conformity
+with those of his friends, who needed
+the support of his great reputation, to
+hold office, and occasionally appeared
+in parliament, yet his public
+career was at an end. A considerable
+addition was made to his fortune by
+the sagacity of the Duchess, who persuaded
+him to embark part of his
+funds in the South Sea scheme; and
+foreseeing the crash which was approaching,
+sold out so opportunely,
+that, instead of losing, she gained
+£100,000 by the transaction. On
+the 27th November 1721, he made
+his last appearance in the House of
+Lords; but in June 1722, he was
+again attacked with paralysis so violently,
+that he lay for some days
+nearly motionless, though in perfect
+possession of his faculties. To a
+question from the Duchess, whether
+he heard the prayers read as usual
+at night, on the 15th June, in his
+apartment; he replied, "Yes; and
+I joined in them." These were his
+last words. On the morning of the
+16th he sunk rapidly, and, at four
+o'clock, calmly breathed his last, in
+the 72d year of his age.<a name="FNanchor_35_35" id="FNanchor_35_35"></a><a href="#Footnote_35_35" class="fnanchor">[35]</a></p>
+
+<p>Envy is generally extinguished by
+death, because the object of it has
+ceased to stand in the way of those
+who feel it. Marlborough's funeral
+obsequies were celebrated with uncommon
+magnificence, and all ranks
+and parties joined in doing him honour.
+His body lay in state for several
+days at Marlborough House, and
+crowds flocked together from all the
+three kingdoms to witness the imposing
+ceremony of his funeral, which
+was performed with the utmost magnificence,
+on the 28th June. The procession
+was opened by a long array
+of military, among whom were General,
+now Lord Cadogan, and many
+other officers who had suffered and
+bled in his cause. Long files of heralds,
+officers-at-arms, and pursuivants
+followed, bearing banners emblazoned
+with his armorial achievements,
+among which appeared, in uncommon
+lustre, the standard of Woodstock,
+exhibiting the arms of France on the
+Cross of St George. In the centre of
+the cavalcade was a lofty car, drawn
+by eight horses, which bore the mortal
+remains of the Hero, under a
+splendid canopy adorned by plumes,
+military trophies, and heraldic devices
+of conquest. Shields were affixed to
+the sides, bearing the names of the
+towns he had taken, and the fields
+he had won. Blenheim was there,
+and Oudenarde, Ramilies and Malplaquet;
+Lille and Tournay; Bethune,
+Douay, and Ruremonde; Bouchain
+and Mons, Maestricht and Ghent.
+This array of names made the English
+blush for the manner in which
+they had treated their hero. On
+either side were five generals in military
+mourning, bearing aloft banderoles,
+on which were emblazoned
+the arms of the family. Eight
+dukes supported the pall; besides
+the relatives of the deceased, the
+noblest and proudest of England's
+nobility joined in the procession. Yet
+the most moving part of the ceremony
+was the number of old soldiers who
+had combated with the hero on his
+fields of fame, and who might now be
+known, in the dense crowds which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_703" id="Page_703">[703]</a></span>
+thronged the streets, by their uncovered
+heads, grey hairs, and the
+tears which trickled down their
+cheeks. The body was deposited,
+with great solemnity, in Westminster
+Abbey, at the east end of the tomb
+of Henry VII.; but this was not its
+final resting-place in this world. It
+was soon after removed to the chapel
+at Blenheim, where it was deposited
+in a magnificent mausoleum; and
+there it still remains, surmounted by
+the noble pile which the genius of
+Vanbrugh had conceived to express a
+nation's gratitude.<a name="FNanchor_36_36" id="FNanchor_36_36"></a><a href="#Footnote_36_36" class="fnanchor">[36]</a></p>
+
+<p>The extraordinary merit of Marlborough's
+military talents will not be
+duly appreciated, unless the peculiar
+nature of the contest he was called on
+to direct, and the character which he
+assumed in his time, is taken into
+consideration.</p>
+
+<p>The feudal times had ceased&mdash;at
+least so far as the raising of a military
+force by its machinery was concerned.
+Louis XIV., indeed, when pressed for
+men, more than once summoned the
+ban and arrière-ban of France to his
+standards, and he always had a gallant
+array of feudal nobility in his
+antechambers, or around his headquarters.
+But war, both on his part
+and that of his antagonists, was carried
+on, generally speaking, with
+standing armies, supported by the
+belligerent state. The vast, though
+generally tumultuary array which the
+Plantagenet or Valois sovereigns summoned
+to their support, but which,
+bound only to serve for forty days,
+generally disappeared before a few
+months of hostilities were over, could
+no longer be relied on. The modern
+system invented by revolutionary
+France, of making war maintain war,
+and sending forth starving multitudes
+with arms in their hands, to subsist
+by the plunder of the adjoining states,
+was unknown. The national passions
+had not been roused, which alone
+would bring it into operation. The
+decline of the feudal system forbade
+the hope that contests could be maintained
+by the chivalrous attachment
+of a faithful nobility: the democratic
+spirit had not been so aroused as to
+supply its place by popular fervour.
+Religious passions, indeed, had been
+strongly excited; but they had prompted
+men rather to suffer than to act:
+the disputations of the pulpit were
+their natural arena: in the last extremity
+they were more allied to the
+resignation of the martyr, than the
+heroism of the soldier. Between the
+two, there extended a long period
+of above a century and a half,
+during which governments had acquired
+the force, and mainly relied
+on the power, of standing armies; but
+the resources at their disposal for
+their support were so limited, that
+the greatest economy in the husbanding
+both of men and money was
+indispensable.</p>
+
+<p>Richard C&oelig;ur de Lion, Edward III.,
+and Henry V., were the models of
+feudal leaders, and their wars were a
+faithful mirror of the feudal contests.
+Setting forth at the head of a force,
+which, if not formidable in point of
+numbers, was generally extremely so
+from equipment and the use of arms,
+the nobles around them were generally
+too proud and high-spirited to
+decline a combat, even on any possible
+terms of disadvantage. They
+took the field as the knights went to
+a <i>champ clos</i>, to engage their adversaries
+in single conflict; and it was
+deemed equally dishonourable to retire
+without fighting from the one as
+the other. But they had no permanent
+force at their disposal to secure
+a lasting fruit even from the greatest
+victories. The conquest of a petty
+province, a diminutive fortress, was
+often their only result. Hence the
+desperate battles, so memorable in
+warlike annals, which they fought,
+and hence the miserable and almost
+nugatory results which almost invariably
+followed their greatest triumphs.
+Cressy, Poictiers, and Azincour, followed
+by the expulsion of the English
+from France; Methven and Dunbar,
+by their ignominious retreat from
+Scotland; Ascalon and Ptolemais, by
+their being driven from the Holy
+Land, must immediately occur to every
+reader. This state of war necessarily
+imprinted a corresponding character
+on the feudal generals. They were
+high-spirited and daring in action&mdash;often
+skilful in tactics&mdash;generally
+ignorant of strategy&mdash;covetous of military<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_704" id="Page_704">[704]</a></span>
+renown, but careless of national
+advancement&mdash;and often more solicitous
+to conquer an adversary in
+single conflict, than reduce a fortress,
+or win a province.</p>
+
+<p>But when armies were raised at
+the expense, not of nobles, but of
+kings&mdash;when their cost became a
+lasting and heavy drain on the royal
+exchequer&mdash;sovereigns grew desirous
+of a more durable and profitable result
+from their victories. Standing
+armies, though commonly powerful,
+often irresistible when accumulated
+in large bodies&mdash;were yet extremely
+expensive. They were felt the more
+from the great difficulty of getting
+the people in every country, at that
+period, to submit to any considerable
+amount of direct taxation. More
+than one flourishing province had
+been lost, or powerful monarchy overturned,
+in the attempt to increase
+such burdens; witness the loss of
+Holland to Spain, the execution of
+Charles I. in England. In this
+dilemma, arising from the experienced
+necessity of raising standing
+armies on the one hand, and the
+extreme difficulty of permanently
+providing for them on the other, the
+only resource was to spare both the
+blood of the soldiers and the expenses
+of the government as much as possible.
+Durable conquests, acquisitions
+of towns and provinces which could
+yield revenues and furnish men, became
+the great object of ambition.
+The point of feudal honour was forgot
+in the inanity of its consequences;
+the benefits of modern conquests were
+felt in the reality of their results. A
+methodical cautious system of war
+was thus impressed upon generals by
+the necessities of their situation, and
+the objects expected from them by
+their respective governments. To
+risk little and gain much, became the
+great object: skill and stratagem
+gradually took the place of reckless
+daring; and the reputation of a general
+came to be measured rather by the
+permanent addition which his successes
+had made to the revenues of
+his sovereign, than the note with
+which the trumpet of Fame had proclaimed
+his own exploits.</p>
+
+<p>Turenne was the first, and, in his
+day, the greatest general in this new
+and scientific system of war. He first
+applied to the military art the resources
+of prudent foresight, deep
+thought, and profound combination;
+and the results of his successes completely
+justified the discernment which
+had prompted Louis XIV. to place
+him at the head of his armies. His
+methodical and far-seeing campaigns
+in Flanders, Franche Comté, Alsace,
+and Lorraine, in the early part of the
+reign of that monarch, added these
+valuable provinces to France, which
+have never since been lost. They have
+proved more durable than the conquests
+of Napoleon, which all perished
+in the lifetime of their author. Napoleon's
+legions passed like a desolating
+whirlwind over Europe, but they gave
+only fleeting celebrity, and entailed
+lasting wounds on France. Turenne's
+slow, or more methodical and more
+cautious conquests, have proved lasting
+acquisitions to the monarchy.
+Nancy still owns the French allegiance;
+Besançon and Strasbourg are
+two of its frontier fortresses; Lille
+yet is a leading stronghold in its iron
+barrier. Napoleon, it is well known,
+had the highest possible opinion of
+that great commander. He was disposed
+to place him at the head of
+modern generals; and his very interesting
+analysis of his campaigns
+is not the least important part of his
+invaluable memoirs.</p>
+
+<p>Condé, though living in the same
+age, and alternately the enemy and
+comrade of Turenne, belonged to a
+totally different class of generals,
+and, indeed, seemed to belong to
+another age of the world. He was
+warmed in his heart by the spirit of
+chivalry; he bore its terrors on his
+sword's point. Heart and soul he was
+heroic. Like Clive or Alexander, he
+was consumed by that thirst for
+fame, that ardent passion for glorious
+achievements, which is the invariable
+characteristic of elevated, and
+the most inconceivable quality to
+ordinary, minds. In the prosecution
+of this object, no difficulties could
+deter, no dangers daunt him. Though
+his spirit was chivalrous&mdash;though
+cavalry was the arm which suited his
+genius, and in which he chiefly delighted,
+he brought to the military
+art the power of genius and the resources
+of art; and no man could
+make better use of the power which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_705" id="Page_705">[705]</a></span>
+the expiring spirit of feudality bequeathed
+to its scientific successors.
+He destroyed the Spanish infantry at
+Rocroy and Lens, not by mere desultory
+charges of the French cavalry,
+but by efforts of that gallant body as
+skilfully directed as those by which
+Hannibal overthrew the Roman legions
+at Thrasymene and Cannæ. His
+genius was animated by the spirit of
+the fourteenth, but it was guided by
+the knowledge of the seventeenth,
+century.</p>
+
+<p>Bred in the school of Turenne,
+placed, like him, at the head of a
+force raised with difficulty, maintained
+with still greater trouble, Marlborough
+was the greatest general of the methodical
+or scientific school which modern
+Europe has produced. No man
+knew better the importance of deeds
+which fascinate the minds of men;
+none could decide quicker, or strike
+harder, when the proper time for action
+arrived. None, when the decisive
+crisis of the struggle approached,
+could expose his person more fearlessly,
+or lead his reserves more gallantly
+into the very hottest of the
+enemy's fire. To his combined intrepidity
+and quickness, in thus bringing
+the reserves, at the decisive
+moment, into action, all his wonderful
+victories, in particular Ramilies
+and Malplaquet, are to be ascribed.
+But, in the ordinary case,
+he preferred the bloodless methods
+of skill and arrangement. Combination
+was his great <i>forte</i>, and there
+he was not exceeded by Napoleon
+himself. To deceive the enemy as to
+the real point of attack&mdash;to perplex him
+by marches and countermarches&mdash;to
+assume and constantly maintain the
+initiative&mdash;to win by skill what could
+not be achieved by force, was his
+great delight; and in that, the highest
+branch of the military art, he was
+unrivalled in modern times. He did
+not despise stratagem. Like Hannibal,
+he resorted to that arm frequently,
+and with never-failing success. His
+campaigns, in that respect, bear a
+closer resemblance to those of the
+illustrious Carthaginian than those of
+any general in modern Europe. Like
+him, too, his administrative and diplomatic
+qualities were equal to his
+military powers. By his address, he
+retained in unwilling, but still effective
+union, an alliance, unwieldy from
+its magnitude, and discordant by its
+jealousies; and kept, in willing multitudes,
+around his standards, a <i>colluvies
+omnium gentium</i>, of various
+languages, habits, and religions&mdash;held
+in subjection by no other bond but
+the strong one of admiration for their
+general, and a desire to share in his
+triumphs.</p>
+
+<p>Consummate address and never-failing
+prudence were the great characteristics
+of the English commander.
+With such judgment did he measure
+his strength with those of his adversary&mdash;so
+skilfully did he choose the
+points of attack, whether in strategy
+or tactics&mdash;so well weighed were all
+his enterprises, so admirably prepared
+the means of carrying them
+into execution, that none of them
+ever miscarried. It was a common
+saying at the time, which the preceding
+narrative amply justifies, that
+he never fought a battle which he did
+not gain, nor laid siege to a town
+which he did not take. This extraordinary
+and unbroken success
+extended to all his man&oelig;uvres, however
+trivial; and it has been already
+noticed, that the first disaster of any
+moment which occurred to his arms
+during <i>nine</i> successive and active
+campaigns, was the destruction of a
+convoy destined for the siege of St
+Venant, in October 1710, by one of
+Villars' detachments.<a name="FNanchor_37_37" id="FNanchor_37_37"></a><a href="#Footnote_37_37" class="fnanchor">[37]</a> It was the
+admirable powers of arrangement and
+combination which he brought to bear
+on all parts of his army, equally from
+the highest to the lowest parts, which
+was the cause of this extraordinary
+and uninterrupted success.</p>
+
+<p>He was often outnumbered by the
+enemy, always opposed by a homogeneous
+army, animated by one strong
+national and military spirit; while he
+was at the head of a discordant array
+of many different nations, some of
+them with little turn for warlike
+exploit, others lukewarm, or even
+treacherous in the cause. But notwithstanding
+this, he never lost the
+ascendant. From the time when he
+first began the war on the banks of
+the Maese in 1702, till his military<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_706" id="Page_706">[706]</a></span>
+career was closed in 1711, within the
+iron barrier of France, by the intrigues
+of his political opponents at home, he
+never abandoned the initiative. He
+was constantly on the offensive. When
+inferior in force, as he often was, he
+supplied the defect of military strength
+by skill and combination; when his
+position was endangered by the faults
+or treachery of others, as was still
+more frequently the case, he waited
+till a false move on the part of his
+adversaries enabled him to retrieve
+his affairs by some brilliant and decisive
+stroke. It was thus that he restored
+the war in Germany, after the
+affairs of the Emperor had been wellnigh
+ruined, by the brilliant cross
+march into Bavaria, and splendid victory
+at Blenheim; and regained Flanders
+for the Archduke by the stroke
+at Ramilies, after the imperial cause
+in that quarter had been all but lost
+by the treacherous surrender of Ghent
+and Bruges, in the very centre of his
+water communications.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Chesterfield, who knew him
+well, said that he was a man of excellent
+parts, and strong good sense,
+but of no very shining genius. The
+uninterrupted success of his campaigns,
+however, joined to the unexampled
+address with which he allayed
+the jealousies and stilled the discords
+of the confederacy whose armies he
+led, decisively demonstrates that the
+polished earl's opinion was not just;
+and that his partiality for the graces
+led him to ascribe an undue influence
+in the great duke's career to the inimitable
+suavity and courtesy of his
+manner. His enterprises and stratagems,
+his devices to deceive the enemy,
+and counterbalance inferiority of
+force by superiority of conduct; the
+eagle eye which, in the decisive moment,
+he brought to bear on the field
+of battle, and the rapidity with
+which in person he struck the final
+blow from which the enemy never
+recovered, bespeak the intuitive genius
+of war. It was the admirable
+<i>balance</i> of his mental qualities which
+caused his originality to be under-valued;&mdash;no
+one power stood out
+in such bold relief as to overshadow
+all the others, and rivet the eye by
+the magnitude of its proportions.
+Thus his consummate judgment made
+the world overlook his invention; his
+uniform prudence caused his daring
+to be forgotten; his incomparable
+combinations often concealed the capacious
+mind which had put the whole
+in motion. He was so uniformly successful,
+that men forgot how difficult
+it is always to succeed in war. It was
+not till he was withdrawn from the
+conduct of the campaign, and disaster
+immediately attended the Allied arms,
+and France resumed the ascendant
+over the coalition, that Europe became
+sensible who had been the soul of the
+war, and how much had been lost
+when his mighty understanding was
+no longer at the head of affairs.</p>
+
+<p>A most inadequate opinion would
+be formed of Marlborough's mental
+character, if his military exploits
+alone were taken into consideration.
+Like all other intellects of the first
+order, he was equally capable of great
+achievements in peace as in war, and
+shone forth with not less lustre in the
+deliberations of the cabinet, or the
+correspondence of diplomacy, than
+in directing columns on the field of
+battle, or tracing out the line of
+approaches in the attack of fortified
+towns. Nothing could exceed the
+judgment and address with which he
+reconciled the jarring interests, and
+smoothed down the rival pretensions,
+of the coalesced cabinets. The danger
+was not so pressing as to unite their
+rival governments, as it afterwards did
+those of the Grand Alliance in 1813,
+for the overthrow of Napoleon; and incessant
+exertions, joined to the highest
+possible diplomatic address, judgment
+of conduct, and suavity of manner,
+were required to prevent the coalition,
+on various occasions during the course
+of the war, from falling to pieces. As
+it was, the intrigues of Bolingbroke
+and the Tories in England, and the
+ascendency of Mrs Masham in the
+Queen's bedchamber councils, at last
+counterbalanced all his achievements,
+and led to a peace which abandoned
+the most important objects of the
+war, and was fraught, as the event
+has proved, with serious danger to
+the independence and even existence
+of England. His winter campaign at
+the Allied courts, as he himself said,
+always equalled in duration, and often
+exceeded in importance and difficulty,
+that in summer with the enemy; and
+nothing is more certain, than that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_707" id="Page_707">[707]</a></span>
+if a man of less capacity had been
+entrusted with the direction of its diplomatic
+relations, the coalition would
+have soon broken up without having
+accomplished any of the objects for
+which the war had been undertaken,
+from the mere selfishness and dissensions
+of the cabinets by whom it was
+conducted.</p>
+
+<p>With one blot, for which neither
+the justice of history, nor the partiality
+of biography either can or
+should attempt to make any apology,
+Marlborough's private character seems
+to have been unexceptionable, and
+was evidently distinguished by several
+noble and amiable qualities. That he
+was bred a courtier, and owed his
+first elevation to the favour with which
+he was regarded by one of the King's
+mistresses, was not his fault:&mdash;It
+arose, perhaps, necessarily from his
+situation, and the graces and beauty
+with which he had been so prodigally
+endowed by nature. The young
+officer of the Guards, who in the
+army of Louis XIV. passed by the
+name of the "handsome Englishman,"
+could hardly be expected to be free
+from the consequences of female partiality
+at the court of Charles II. But
+in maturer years, his conduct in public,
+after William had been seated on
+the throne, was uniformly consistent,
+straightforward, and honourable.
+He was a sincere patriot, and ardently
+attached both to his country and the
+principles of freedom, at a time when
+both were wellnigh forgotten in the
+struggles of party, and the fierce contests
+for royal or popular favour.
+Though bred up in a licentious court,
+and early exposed to the most entrancing
+of its seductions, he was in
+mature life strictly correct, both in
+his conduct and conversation. He
+resisted every temptation to which his
+undiminished beauty exposed him
+after his marriage, and was never
+known either to utter, or permit to be
+uttered in his presence, a light or indecent
+expression. He discouraged
+to the utmost degree any instances of
+intemperance or licentiousness in his
+soldiers, and constantly laboured to
+impress upon his men a sense of moral
+duty and Supreme superintendence.
+Divine service was regularly performed
+in all his camps, both morning and
+evening; previous to a battle, prayers
+were read at the head of every regiment,
+and the first act, after a victory,
+was a solemn thanksgiving. "By
+those means," says a contemporary
+biographer, who served in his army,
+"his camp resembled a quiet, well-governed
+city. Cursing and swearing
+were seldom heard among the officers;
+a drunkard was the object of scorn:
+and even the soldiers, many of them
+the refuse and dregs of the nation, became,
+at the close of one or two campaigns,
+tractable, civil, sensible, and
+clean, and had an air and spirit above
+the vulgar."</p>
+
+<p>In political life, during his career
+after that event, he was consistent and
+firm; faithful to his party, but more
+faithful still to his country. He was a
+generous friend, an attached, perhaps
+too fond a husband. During the
+whole of his active career, he retained
+a constant sense of the superintendence
+and direction of the Supreme
+Being, and was ever the first to
+ascribe the successes which he had
+gained, to Divine protection; a disposition
+which appeared with peculiar
+grace amidst the din of arms, and the
+flourish of trumpets for his own mighty
+achievements. Even the one occasion
+on which, like David, he fell from his
+high principles, will be regarded by
+the equitable observer with charitable,
+if not forgiving eyes. He will recollect,
+that perfection never yet belonged
+to a child of Adam; he will measure
+the dreadful nature of the struggle
+which awaits an upright and generous
+mind when loyalty and gratitude impel
+one way, and religion and patriotism
+another. Without attempting to
+justify an officer who employs the
+power bestowed by one government
+to elevate another on its ruins, he will
+yet reflect, that in such a crisis, even
+the firmest heads and the best hearts
+may be led astray. If he is wise, he will
+ascribe the fault&mdash;for fault it was&mdash;not
+so much to the individual, as the time
+in which he lived; and feel a deeper
+thankfulness that his own lot has been
+cast in a happier age, when the great
+moving passions of the human heart
+act in the same direction, and a public
+man need not fear that he is wanting
+in his duty to his sovereign, because
+he is performing that to his country.</p>
+
+<p>Marlborough was often accused of
+avarice: but his conduct through life<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_708" id="Page_708">[708]</a></span>
+sufficiently demonstrated that in him
+the natural desire to accumulate a fortune,
+which belongs to every rational
+mind, was kept in subjection to more
+elevated principles. His repeated refusal
+of the government of the Netherlands,
+with its magnificent appointment
+of L.60,000 a-year, was a sufficient
+proof how much he despised money
+when it interfered with public duty;
+his splendid edifices, both in London
+and Blenheim, attest how little he
+valued it for any other sake but as
+it might be applied to noble and
+worthy objects.<a name="FNanchor_38_38" id="FNanchor_38_38"></a><a href="#Footnote_38_38" class="fnanchor">[38]</a> He possessed the
+magnanimity in every thing which is
+the invariable characteristic of real
+greatness. Envy was unknown, suspicion
+loathsome, to him. He often
+suffered by the generous confidence
+with which he trusted his enemies.
+He was patient under contradiction;
+placid and courteous both in his manners
+and demeanour; and owed great
+part of his success, both in the field
+and in the cabinet, to the invariable
+suavity and charm of his manner.
+His humanity was uniformly conspicuous.
+Not only his own soldiers, but
+his enemies never failed to experience
+it. Like Wellington, his attention to
+the health and comforts of his men
+was incessant; and, with his daring in
+the field and uniform success in strategy,
+endeared him in the highest
+degree to the men. Troops of all
+nations equally trusted him; and the
+common saying, when they were in
+any difficulty, "Never mind&mdash;'Corporal
+John' will get us out of it," was
+heard as frequently in the Dutch,
+Danish, or German, as in the English
+language. He frequently gave the
+weary soldiers a place in his carriage,
+and got out himself to accommodate
+more; and his first care, after an engagement,
+invariably was to visit the
+field of battle, and do his utmost to
+assuage the sufferings of the wounded,
+both among his own men and those
+of the enemy.</p>
+
+<p>The character of this illustrious man
+has been thus portrayed by two of the
+greatest writers in the English language,
+the latter of whom will not be
+accused of undue partiality to his political
+enemy. "It is a characteristic,"
+says Adam Smith, "almost peculiar to
+the great Duke of Marlborough, that
+ten years of such uninterrupted and
+such splendid successes as scarce any
+other general could boast of, never
+betrayed him into a single rash action,
+scarce into a single rash word or expression.
+The same temperate coolness
+and self-command cannot, I think,
+be ascribed to any other great warrior
+of later times&mdash;not to Prince Eugene,
+nor to the late King of Prussia, nor
+to the great Prince of Condé, not
+even to Gustavus Adolphus. Turenne
+seems to have approached the nearest
+to it: but several actions of his life
+demonstrate that it was in him by no
+means so perfect as in the great Duke
+of Marlborough."<a name="FNanchor_39_39" id="FNanchor_39_39"></a><a href="#Footnote_39_39" class="fnanchor">[39]</a> "By King William's
+death," says Bolingbroke, "the
+Duke of Marlborough was raised to
+the head of the army, and indeed of
+the confederacy, where he, a private
+man, a subject, obtained by merit
+and by management a more decided
+influence than high birth, confirmed
+authority, and even the crown of
+Great Britain, had given to King
+William. Not only all the parts of
+that vast machine, the Grand Alliance,
+were kept more compact and
+entire, but a more rapid and vigorous
+motion was given to the whole; and
+instead of languishing or disastrous
+campaigns, we saw every scene of
+the war full of action. All those
+wherein he appeared, and many of
+those wherein he was not then an
+actor, but abettor, however, of their
+actions, were crowned with the most
+triumphant success. I take with
+pleasure this opportunity of doing
+justice to that great man, whose faults
+I know, whose virtues I admire, and
+whose memory, <i>as the greatest general
+and greatest minister that our country
+or any other has produced</i>, I honour."<a name="FNanchor_40_40" id="FNanchor_40_40"></a><a href="#Footnote_40_40" class="fnanchor">[40]</a></p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_709" id="Page_709">[709]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2>MILDRED;</h2>
+
+<h3><span class="smcap">A Tale.</span></h3>
+
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">Part I.</span> <span class="smcap">Chap. I.</span></h4>
+
+<p>The town of Wimborne, in Dorsetshire,
+boasts the possession of a very
+ancient cathedral-like church, dignified
+with the title of Minster, but, with
+this exception, is as utterly devoid, we
+believe, of all interest to the traveller,
+as any of the numerous country-towns
+which he rapidly passes through, and
+so gladly quits, wondering for the
+moment how it is that any one can
+possibly consent to be left behind in
+them. He who has journeyed from
+Southampton to Poole will remember
+the town, from the circumstance that
+he quitted by the same narrow streets
+by which he entered it, his road not
+passing directly through, but forming
+an angle at this point. He will call
+to mind what appeared an unaccountable
+turning and twisting about of the
+coach, whilst the horses were being
+changed, and a momentary alarm at
+finding that he was retracing his steps;
+he will remember the two massive
+square towers of the old church, peering
+above the roofs of the houses; and
+this is all that he will know, or have
+the least desire to know, of the town
+of Wimborne.</p>
+
+<p>If, however, the traveller should
+be set down in this quiet place, and
+be compelled to wait there half a day
+for the arrival of some other coach to
+carry him to his destination, he will
+probably wile away his time by a
+visit to its antique and venerable
+church; and after climbing, by the
+dark and narrow staircase, to the top
+of one of its towers, he will be somewhat
+surprised to find himself&mdash;in a
+library! A small square room is
+fitted up with shelves, whereon a
+number of books are deposited, and
+the centre is occupied by a large
+reading-desk, and a massive oak table,
+apparently coeval with the tower itself,
+and which was probably placed there
+before the roof was put on, since it
+never could have been introduced by
+the stairs or through the window. It
+is no modern library, be it understood&mdash;no
+vestry reading-room connected
+with the Sunday school of the
+place; they are old books, black-letter
+quartos, illuminated missals, now dark
+and mouldy, and whose parchment
+has acquired no pleasant odour from
+age. By no means is it a circulating
+library, for some of the books are
+still chained to the reading-desk; and
+many more have their rusty iron
+chain twisted about them, by which
+they, in their turn, were bound to the
+desk. If the traveller should not be
+favoured with that antiquarian taste
+which finds a charm in decyphering,
+out of mouldy and black-letter volumes,
+what would not be worth his
+perusal in the most luxurious type of
+modern days, he will at least derive
+some pleasure from opening the little
+windows of the tower, and inhaling
+the fresh breeze that will blow in
+upon him, and in looking over an
+extensive prospect of green meadows,
+with their little river meandering
+about in them. It must have formed
+a pleasant retreat at one time to the
+two or three learned clerks, or minor
+canons, or neighbouring monks or
+friars&mdash;we may be sure there were
+never many of such students&mdash;who
+used to climb this turret for their
+morning or their evening lucubrations.</p>
+
+<p>The only student who had, perhaps
+for some centuries, frequented it&mdash;and
+she brought her own books with her,
+and was very unlike either learned
+clerk, or monk, or friar&mdash;was Mildred
+Willoughby. She used to delight&mdash;a
+taste savouring of extreme youth&mdash;to
+bring the book she was perusing from
+her own comfortable parlour, to climb
+up with it to this solitary height, and
+there read it alone. She had no difficulty
+in obtaining from the parish-clerk
+permission to be left in this
+chosen solitude&mdash;to draw the one
+wooden chair it possessed to the window,
+and there to sit, and read, or
+muse, or look upon the landscape,
+just as long as she pleased. It did
+not very frequently happen that this
+functionary was called upon to exhibit<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_710" id="Page_710">[710]</a></span>
+the old tower to the curiosity of
+strangers; but if this occurred whilst
+she was thus occupied, she would rise
+from her seat, and for a moment put
+on the air of a visitor also&mdash;walk
+slowly round the room, looking at the
+backs of the books, or out of the window
+at the prospect, as if she saw
+them for the first time! and when the
+company had retreated, (and there
+was little to detain them long,) would
+quietly return to her chair, her study,
+or her reverie.</p>
+
+<p>One reason she might have given,
+beside the romantic and pensive mood
+it inspired, for her choice of this retreat&mdash;the
+charm of being alone. Nothing
+could be more quiet&mdash;to look at
+the exterior&mdash;than the house she called
+her home. It stood at the extremity
+of the town, protected from the road
+by its own neat inclosure of turf and
+gravel-walk&mdash;surely as remote from
+every species of disturbance or excitement
+as the most devoted student
+could desire. We question even whether
+a barrel-organ or a hurdy-gurdy
+was ever known to commit an outrage
+upon its tranquillity; and for its
+interior, were not Mr and Miss Bloomfield
+(they were brother and sister,
+uncle and aunt of Mildred) the most
+staid, orderly, methodical persons in
+the world? Did not the bachelor
+uncle cover every part of the house,
+and the kitchen stairs in particular,
+with thick carpet, in order that the
+footsteps of John and the maid should
+not disquiet him? The very appearance
+of the garden, both before and
+behind the house, was sufficient to
+show how orderly a genius presided
+over it. Could box be cut more
+neatly? or gravel-walks be kept
+cleaner? You saw a tall lance-like
+instrument standing by the steps of
+the back-door, its constant place.
+With this Mr Bloomfield frequently
+made the circuit of his garden, but
+with no hostile purpose: he merely
+transfixed with it the dry leaves or
+the splinters of wood that had strayed
+upon his gravel, carrying them off in
+triumph to a neat wooden receptacle,
+where they were both imprisoned and
+preserved. And Miss Bloomfield, she
+also was one of the most amiable of
+women, and as attached to a quiet
+and orderly house as her brother.
+Neither could any two persons be
+more kind, or more fond of their
+niece, than they were. But it was
+from this very kindness, this very
+fondness, that Mildred found it so
+pleasant at times to escape. Her
+aunt, especially, was willing to grant
+her any indulgence but that of being
+alone. This her love for her niece,
+and her love of talking, would rarely
+permit. Neither could Mildred very
+graciously petition for this unsocial
+privilege. In youth, nothing is so
+delightful as solitude, especially when
+it is procured by stealth, by some
+subtle contrivance, some fiction or
+pretence; and many a time did her
+aunt find it necessary to pursue Mildred
+to her own chamber, and many
+a time did she bring her down into
+the parlour, repeating, with unfeigned
+surprise, and a tone of gentle complaint,
+the always unanswerable question&mdash;what
+she <i>could</i> be doing so long
+in her own room? Therefore it was
+that she was fain to steal out alone&mdash;take
+her walk through the churchyard,
+ascend the tower, enter its little
+library, and plant herself in its old
+arm-chair for an hour of solitary reading
+or thinking.</p>
+
+<p>Mildred Willoughby was born in
+India, and her parents (the greatest
+misery attendant upon a residence in
+that climate) were compelled to send
+her to England to be reared, as well
+as educated. She had been placed
+under the care of her uncle and aunt.
+These had always continued to live
+together&mdash;bachelor and spinster. As
+their united incomes enabled them to
+surround themselves with every comfort
+and personal luxury, and as they
+were now of a very mature age, it was
+no longer considered to be in the chapter
+of probabilities that either of them
+would change their condition. Miss
+Bloomfield, in her youth, was accounted
+a beauty&mdash;the <i>belle</i> of Wimborne;
+and we may be sure that personal
+charms, a very amiable disposition,
+and a considerable fortune, could not
+fail to bring her numerous admirers
+and suitors. But her extreme placidity
+of temper no passion seems ever
+to have ruffled; and it did so happen,
+that though her hand had often been
+solicited, no opportunity of marriage
+had been offered to her which would
+not have put in jeopardy some of those
+comforts and indulgences to which she<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_711" id="Page_711">[711]</a></span>
+was habituated. She was pleased with
+the attentions of gentlemen, and was
+studious to attract them; but there
+was nothing in that word <i>love</i> which
+could have compensated for the loss
+of her favourite attendants, or of that
+pretty little carriage that drew her
+about the country.</p>
+
+<p>As for Mr Bloomfield, it was generally
+supposed that he had suffered
+from more than one tender disappointment,
+having always had the misfortune
+to fix his affections just where
+they could not be returned. But
+those who knew him well would say,
+that Josiah Bloomfield was, in fact,
+too timid and irresolute a man ever
+to have married&mdash;that being himself
+conscious of this, yet courting, at the
+same time, the excitement of a tender
+passion, he invariably made love where
+he was sure to be rejected. Many a
+fascinating girl came before him, whom
+he might have won, from whose society,
+for this very reason, he quietly
+withdrew, to carry his sighs to some
+quarter where a previous engagement,
+or some other obstacle, was sure to
+procure him a denial. He thus had
+all the pleasing pains of wooing, and
+earned the credit for great sensibility,
+whilst he hugged himself in the safe
+felicity of a single life. By this time,
+a more confirmed or obdurate bachelor
+did not exist; yet he was pleased to
+be thought to wear the willow, and
+would, from time to time, endeavour
+to extort compassion by remote hints
+at the sufferings he had endured from
+unreturned affection.</p>
+
+<p>Two such persons, it will be supposed,
+were at first somewhat alarmed
+at the idea of taking into their establishment
+a little girl about four or
+five years old. Indeed, they had, in
+the first instance, only so far agreed
+to take charge of her as to find her a
+fit school&mdash;to receive her at the holidays&mdash;and,
+in this distant manner,
+superintend her education. But Mildred
+proved so quiet, so tractable,
+and withal so cheerful a child, that
+they soon resolved to depart from this
+plan. She had not been long in the
+house before it would have been a
+great distress to both of them to have
+parted with her. It was determined
+that she should reside perpetually
+with them, and that the remittances
+received from India should be employed
+in obtaining the very best
+masters that could be procured from
+Bath or Exeter. Mr Bloomfield found,
+in the superintendence of Mildred's
+education, an employment which made
+the day half as short as it had ever
+been before. He was himself a man
+fond of reading; and if he had not a
+very large store of thoughts, he had
+at least an excellent library, into
+which Mildred, who had now arrived
+at the age of fifteen, had already
+begun to penetrate.</p>
+
+<p>And books&mdash;her music&mdash;&amp;c., a few
+friends, more distinguished by good-breeding
+and good-nature than by
+any vivacity of mind, were all the
+world of Mildred Willoughby, and it
+was a world that there seemed little
+probability of her getting beyond. It
+had been expected that about this
+time she would have returned to India
+to her parents; but her mother had
+died, and her father had expressed no
+wish that she should be sent out to
+him. On the contrary, beyond certain
+pecuniary remittances, and these
+came through an agent's hands, there
+was nothing to testify that he bore
+any remembrance of his daughter.
+Of her father, very contradictory reports
+had reached her; some said that
+he had married again, and had formed
+an engagement of which he was not
+very proud; others that he had quitted
+the service, and was now travelling,
+no one knew where, about the world.
+At all events, he appeared to have
+forgotten that he had a daughter in
+England; and Mildred was almost
+justified in considering herself&mdash;as she
+did in her more melancholy moments&mdash;as
+in fact an orphan, thrown upon
+the care of an uncle and aunt, and
+dependent almost entirely upon them.</p>
+
+<p>One fine summer's day, as she was
+enjoying her lofty solitude in the minster
+tower, a visitor had been allowed
+to grope up his way unattended into
+its antique library. On entering, he
+was not a little startled to see before
+him in this depository of mouldering
+literature a blooming girl in all the
+freshness and beauty of extreme youth.
+He hesitated a moment whether to
+approach and disturb so charming a
+vision. But, indeed, the vision was
+very soon disturbed. For Mildred,
+on her side, was still more startled at
+this entrance, alone and suddenly, of a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_712" id="Page_712">[712]</a></span>
+very handsome young man&mdash;for such
+the stranger was&mdash;and blushed deeply
+as she rose from her chair and attempted
+to play as usual the part of
+casual visitor. He bowed&mdash;what
+could he less?&mdash;and made some apology
+for his having startled her by his
+abrupt entrance.</p>
+
+<p>The stranger's manner was so quiet
+and unpresuming, that the timidity of
+Mildred soon disappeared, and before
+she had time to think what was most
+<i>proper</i> to do, she found herself in a
+very interesting conversation with one
+who evidently was as intelligent as he
+was well-bred and good-looking. She
+had let fall her book in her hurry to rise.
+He picked it up, and as he held the
+elegantly bound volume in his hand,
+which ludicrously contrasted with the
+mouldy and black-letter quartos that
+surrounded them, he asked with a
+smile, on which shelf he was to deposit
+it. "This fruit," said he, "came
+from another orchard." And seeing
+the title at the back, he added, "Italian
+I might have expected to find in a
+young lady's hand, but I should have
+looked for a Tasso, not an Alfieri."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she replied gaily, "a damsel
+discovered reading in this old
+turret ought to have book of chivalry
+in her hand. I have read Tasso,
+but I do not prefer him. Alfieri presents
+me quite as much as Tasso with
+a new world to live in, and it is a more
+real world. I seem to be learning
+from him the real feelings of men."</p>
+
+<p>The stranger was manifestly struck
+by this kind of observation from one
+so young, and still more by the simple
+and unpretending manner in which it
+was uttered. Mildred had not the
+remotest idea of talking criticism,
+she was merely expressing her own
+unaffected partialities. He would
+have been happy to prolong the conversation,
+but the clerk, or verger,
+who had missed his visitor&mdash;as well
+he might, for his visitor had purposely
+given him the slip, as all wise men
+invariably do to all cicerones of
+whatever description&mdash;had at length
+tracked his fugitive up the tower, and
+into the library. His entrance interrupted
+their dialogue, and compelled
+the stranger very soon afterwards to
+retreat. He made his bow to the fair
+lady of the tower and descended.</p>
+
+<p>Mildred read very little more that
+day, and if she lingered somewhat
+longer in meditation, her thoughts had
+less connexion than ever with antiquities
+of any kind. She descended,
+and took her way home. The probability
+that she might meet the
+stranger in passing through the town&mdash;albeit
+there was nothing, disagreeable
+in the thought&mdash;made her walk
+with unusual rapidity, and bend her
+eyes pertinaciously upon the ground.
+The consequence of which was, that
+in turning the corner of a street which
+she passed almost every day of her
+life, she contrived to entangle her
+dress in some of the interesting hardware
+of the principal ironmonger of
+the place, who, for the greater convenience
+of the inhabitants, was
+accustomed to advance his array of
+stoves and shovels far upon the
+pavement, and almost before their
+feet. As she turned and stooped to
+disengage her dress, she found that
+relief and rescue were already at
+hand. The stranger knight, who had
+come an age too late to release her as
+a captive from the tower, was affording
+the best assistance he could to
+extricate her from entanglement with
+a kitchen-range. Some ludicrous idea
+of this kind occurred to both at the
+same time&mdash;their eyes met with a
+smile&mdash;and their hands had very
+nearly encountered as they both bent
+over the tenacious muslin. The task,
+however, was achieved, and a very
+gracious "thank you" from one of
+the most musical of voices repaid the
+stranger for his gallantry.</p>
+
+<p>That evening Mildred happened to
+be sitting near the window&mdash;it must
+have been by merest hazard, for she
+very rarely occupied that part of the
+room&mdash;as the Bath coach passed their
+gates. A gentleman seated on the
+roof appeared to recognise her&mdash;at
+least, he took his hat off as he passed.
+Was it the same?&mdash;and what if it
+were? Evidently he was a mere
+passer-by, who had been detained in
+the town a few hours, waiting for this
+coach. Would he ever even think
+again of the town of Wimborne&mdash;of
+its old minster&mdash;or its tower&mdash;and
+the girl he surprised sitting there, in
+its little antique library?</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_713" id="Page_713">[713]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">Chapter II.</span></h4>
+
+<p>Between two or three years have
+elapsed, and our scene changes from
+the country town of Wimborne to the
+gay and pleasant capital of Belgium.</p>
+
+<p>Mr and Miss Bloomfield had made
+a bold, and, for them, quite a tremendous
+resolution, to take a trip upon
+the Continent, which should extend&mdash;as
+far as their courage held out. The
+pleasure and profit this would afford
+their niece, was no mean inducement
+to the enterprise. Mr Bloomfield
+judged that his ward, after the course
+of studies she had pursued, and the
+proficiency she had attained in most
+feminine accomplishments, was ripe
+to take advantage of foreign travel.
+Mr Bloomfield judged wisely; but Mr
+Bloomfield neither judged, nor was,
+perhaps, capable of judging how far,
+in fact, the mind of his niece <i>had</i> advanced,
+or what singular good use she
+had made of his own neglected library.
+She had been grappling with all sorts
+of books&mdash;of philosophy and of science,
+as well as of history and poetry. But
+that cheerful quietude which distinguished
+her manner, concealed these
+more strenuous efforts of her mind.
+She never talked for display&mdash;she had,
+indeed, no arena for display&mdash;and the
+wish for it was never excited in her
+mind. What she read and thought,
+she revolved in herself, and was perfectly
+content. How it might have
+been had she lived amongst those who
+would have called her forth, and overwhelmed
+her with praise, it would be
+difficult to tell. As it was, Mildred
+Willoughby presented to the imagination
+the most fascinating combination
+of qualities it would be possible
+to put together. A young girl of most
+exquisite beauty, (she had grown paler
+than when we last saw her, but this
+had only given increased lustre to her
+blue eye)&mdash;of manners the most unaffected&mdash;of
+a temper always cheerful,
+always tranquil&mdash;was familiar with
+trains of deep reflection&mdash;possessed a
+practised intellect and really cultivated
+mind. In this last respect,
+there was not a single person in all
+Wimborne or its neighbourhood who
+had divined her character. That she
+was a charming girl, though a little
+too pale&mdash;very amiable, though a little
+too reserved&mdash;of a temper provokingly
+calm, for she was not ruffled even
+where she ought to be&mdash;and that she
+sang well, and played well; such
+would have been the summary of her
+good qualities from her best and most
+intimate friends. She was now enjoying,
+with her uncle and aunt&mdash;but in
+a manner how different from theirs!&mdash;the
+various novelties, great and small,
+which a foreign country presents to
+the eye.</p>
+
+<p>Those who, in their travels, estimate
+the importance of any spot by
+its distance or its difficulty of access,
+will hardly allow such a place as Brussels
+to belong to <i>foreign parts</i>. It is
+no more than an excursion to Margate:
+it is but a day's journey. True;
+but your day's journey has brought
+you to another people&mdash;to another
+religion. We are persuaded that a
+man shall travel to Timbuctoo, and
+he shall not gain for himself a stronger
+impression of novelty, than a sober
+Protestant shall procure by entering
+the nearest country where the Roman
+Catholic worship is in full practice.
+He has seen cathedrals&mdash;many and
+beautiful&mdash;but they were mere architectural
+monuments, half deserted,
+one corner only employed for the modest
+service of his church&mdash;the rest a
+noble space for the eye to traverse, in
+which he has walked, hat in hand,
+meditating on past times and the
+middle ages. But if he cross the
+Channel, those past times&mdash;they have
+come back again; those middle ages&mdash;he
+is in the midst of them. The empty
+cathedral has become full to overflowing;
+there are the lights burning in
+mid-day, and he hears the Latin
+chant, and sees high-priests in gorgeous
+robes making mystic evolutions
+about the altar; and there is the incense,
+and the sprinkling of holy water,
+and the tinkling bell, and whatever
+the Jew or the Pagan has in
+times past bequeathed to the Christian.
+Or let him only look up the street.
+Here comes, tottering in the air, upon
+the shoulders of its pious porters, Our
+Lady herself, with the Holy Child in
+one arm, and her sceptre in the other,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_714" id="Page_714">[714]</a></span>
+and the golden crown upon her head.
+Here she is in her satin robe, stiff
+with embroidery, and gay with lace,
+and decked with tinsel ornaments beyond
+our power of description. If the
+character of the festival require it, she
+is borne by six or eight maidens clad
+in white, with wreaths of white roses
+on their heads; and you hear it whispered,
+as they approach, that such a
+one is beautiful Countess of C&mdash;&mdash;;
+and, countess or not, there is amongst
+those bearers a face very beautiful,
+notwithstanding that the heat of the
+day, and a burden of no light weight,
+has somewhat deranged the proportions
+of the red and white which had
+been so cunningly laid on. And then
+comes the canopy of cloth of gold,
+borne over the bare head of the venerable
+priest, who holds up to the
+people, inclosed in a silver case, imitative
+of rays of glory, the sacred
+host; holds it up with both his hands,
+and fastens both his eyes devoutly on
+the back of it; and boys in their
+scarlet tunics, covered with white
+lace, are swinging the censor before
+it; and the shorn priests on each side,
+with lighted tapers in their hands, tall
+as staves, march, chanting forth&mdash;we
+regret to say, with more vehemence
+than melody.</p>
+
+<p>Is not all this strange enough?
+The state-carriage of the King of the
+Ashantees was, some years ago, captured
+in war, and exhibited in London;
+and a curious vehicle it was,
+with its peacocks' feathers, and its
+large glass beads hung round the
+roof to glitter and jingle at the same
+time. But the royal carriage of the
+Ashantees, or all that the court of
+the Ashantees could possibly display,
+is not half so curious, half so strange
+to any meditative spirit, as this image
+of the Holy Virgin met as it parades
+the streets, or seen afterwards deposited
+in the centre of the temple, surrounded
+by pots of flowers, real and
+artificial, by vases filled with lilies of
+glazed muslin, and altogether tricked
+out with such decorations as a child
+would lavish on its favourite doll if
+it had an infinite supply of tinsel.</p>
+
+<p>And they worship <i>that</i>!</p>
+
+<p>"No!" exclaims some very candid
+gentleman. "No sir, they by no
+means worship it; and you must be a
+very narrow-minded person if you
+think so. Such images are employed
+by the Catholic as representatives, as
+symbols only&mdash;visible objects to direct
+his worship to that which is
+invisible." O most candid of men!
+and most liberal of Protestants! we
+do not say that Dr Wiseman or M.
+Chateaubriand worship images. But
+just step across the water&mdash;we do not
+ask you to travel into Italy or Spain,
+where the symptoms are ten times
+more violent&mdash;just walk into some of
+these churches in Belgium, <i>and use
+your own eyes</i>. It is but a journey of
+four-and-twenty hours; and if you
+are one of those who wish to bring
+into our own church the more frequent
+use of form and ceremony and
+visible symbol, it will be the most
+salutory journey you ever undertook.
+Meanwhile consider, and explain to
+us, why it is&mdash;if images are understood
+to have only this subordinate
+function&mdash;that one image differs so
+much from another in honour and
+glory. This Virgin, whom we have
+seen parade the streets, is well received
+and highly respected; but there
+are other Virgins&mdash;ill-favoured, too,
+and not at all fit to act as representatives
+of any thing feminine&mdash;who are
+infinitely more honoured and observed.
+The sculpture of Michael Angelo
+never wins so much devotion as you
+shall see paid here, in one of their innumerable
+churches, to a dark, rude,
+and odious misrepresentation of Christ.
+They put a mantle on it of purple
+cotton, edged with white, and a reed
+in its hand, and they come one after
+the other, and kiss its dark feet; and
+mothers bring their infants, and put
+their soft lips to the wound that the
+nail made, and then depart with full
+sense of an act of piety performed.
+And take this into account, that such
+act of devotion is no casual enthusiasm,
+no outbreak of passionate piety
+overleaping the bounds of reason; it
+is done systematically, methodically;
+the women come with their green tin
+cans, slung upon their arm, full of
+their recent purchases in the market,
+you see them enter&mdash;approach&mdash;put
+down the can&mdash;kiss&mdash;take up the can,
+and depart. They have fulfilled a
+duty.</p>
+
+<p>But we have not arrived in Brussels
+to loiter in churches or discuss
+theology.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_715" id="Page_715">[715]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Monsieur and the ladies will go
+to the ball to-night," said their obliging
+host to our party. "It is an annual
+ball," he continued, "given by
+the Philanthropical Society for the
+benefit of the poor. Their Majesties,
+the king and the queen, will honour
+it with their presence, and it is especially
+patronised by your fair countrywomen.</p>
+
+<p>"Enough," said Mr Bloomfield;
+"we will certainly go to the ball. To
+be in the same room with a living
+king and queen&mdash;it is an opportunity
+by no means to be lost."</p>
+
+<p>"And then," said Miss Bloomfield,
+"it is an act of charity."</p>
+
+<p>This species of charity is very prevalent
+at Brussels. You dance there
+out of pure commiseration. It is an
+excellent invention, this gay benevolence.
+You give, and you make no
+sacrifice; you buy balls and concerts
+with the money you drop into the
+beggar's hat; charity is all sweetness.
+Poverty itself wears quite a
+festive air; the poor are the farmers-general
+of our pleasures; it is they
+who give the ball. Long live the
+dance! Long live the poor!</p>
+
+<p>They drive to the ball-room in the
+Rue Ducale. They enter an oblong
+room, spacious, of good proportions,
+and brilliantly lit up with that gayest
+of all artificial lights&mdash;the legitimate
+wax candle, thickly clustered in numerous
+chandeliers. Two rows of
+Corinthian columns support the roof,
+and form a sort of arcade on either
+side for spectators or the promenade,
+the open space in the centre being, of
+course, devoted to the dance. At the
+upper end is a raised dais with chairs
+of state for their Majesties. What,
+in day-time, were windows are filled
+with large mirrors, most commodiously
+reflecting the fair forms that stand
+or pass before them. How smooth is
+the inlaid polished floor! and how it
+seems to foretell the dance for which
+its void space is so well prepared!
+No incumbrance of furniture here;
+no useless decorations. Some cushioned
+forms covered with crimson velvet,
+some immense vases occupying
+the corners of the room filled with
+exotic plants, are all that could be
+admitted of one or the other.</p>
+
+<p>The orchestra, established in a
+small gallery over the door, strikes
+up the national air, and the royal
+party, attended by their suite, proceed
+through the centre of the room,
+bowing right and left. They take
+their seats. That instant the national
+air changes to a rapid waltz,
+and in the twinkling of an eye, the
+whole of that spacious floor is covered
+thick with the whirling multitude.
+The sober Mr Bloomfield, to whom
+such a scene is quite a novelty, grows
+giddy with the mere view of it. He
+looks with all his might, but he
+ought to have a hundred pairs of
+eyes to watch the mazes of this
+dance. One couple after another appear
+and vanish as if by enchantment.
+He sees a bewitching face&mdash;he
+strives to follow it&mdash;impossible!&mdash;in
+a minute fifty substitutes are presented
+to him&mdash;it is lost in a living
+whirlpool of faces.</p>
+
+<p>To one long accustomed to the
+quiet and monotony of a country life,
+it would be difficult to present a spectacle
+more novel or striking than this
+of a public ball-room; and though
+for such a novelty it was not necessary
+to cross the water, yet assuredly,
+in his own country, Mr Bloomfield
+would never have been present at
+such a spectacle. We go abroad as
+much to throw ourselves for a time
+into new manners of life, as to find
+new scenes of existence. He stood
+bewildered. Some two hundred couples
+gyrating like mad before him. Sometimes
+the number would thin, and the
+fervour of the movement abate&mdash;the
+floor began, in parts, to be visible&mdash;the
+storm and the whirlwind were
+dying away. But a fresh impulse
+again seized on both musicians and
+dancers&mdash;the throng of these gentle
+dervishes, of these amiable mænads,
+became denser than ever&mdash;the movement
+more furious&mdash;the music seemed
+to madden them and to grow mad itself:
+he shut his eyes, and drew back
+quite dizzy from the scene.</p>
+
+<p>It is a singular phenomenon, this
+waltz, retained as it is in the very
+heart of our cold and punctilious civilisation.
+How have we contrived,
+amidst our quiet refinement and fastidious
+delicacy, to preserve an amusement
+which has in it the very spirit
+of the Cherokee Indian? There is nothing
+sentimental&mdash;nothing at all, in
+the waltz. In this respect, mammas<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_716" id="Page_716">[716]</a></span>
+need have no alarm. It is the mere
+excitement of rapid movement&mdash;a
+dextrous and delirious rotation. It
+is the enthusiasm only of the feet&mdash;the
+ecstacy of mere motion. Yes!
+just at that moment when, on the extended
+arm of the cavalier, the soft
+and rounded arm of his partner is
+placed so gently and so gracefully&mdash;(as
+for the hand upon the whalebone
+waist no electricity comes that way)&mdash;just
+then there may be a slight
+emotion which would be dangerous
+if prolonged; but the dance begins,
+and there is no room for any other
+rapture than that of its own swift and
+giddy course. There are no beatings
+of the heart after that; only pulsations
+of the great artery.</p>
+
+<p>Found where it is, it is certainly a
+remarkable phenomenon, this waltz.
+Look now at that young lady&mdash;how
+cold, formal, stately!&mdash;how she has
+been trained to act the little queen
+amongst her admirers and flatterers!
+See what a <i>reticence</i> in all her demeanour.
+Even feminine curiosity,
+if not subdued, has been dissimulated;
+and though she notes every
+thing and every body, and can describe,
+when she returns home, the
+dress of half the ladies in the room,
+it is with an eye that seems to notice
+nothing. Her head has just been released
+from the hair-dresser, and
+every hair is elaborately adjusted.
+To the very holding of an enormous
+bouquet, "round as my shield,"
+which of itself seems to forbid all
+thoughts of motion&mdash;every thing has
+been arranged and re-arranged. She
+sits like an alabaster figure; she
+speaks, it is true, and she smiles as
+she speaks; but evidently the smile
+and the speech have no natural connexion
+with one another; they co-exist,
+but they have both been quite
+separately studied, prepared, permitted.
+Well, the waltz strikes up, and
+at a word from that bowing gentleman,
+himself a piece of awful formality,
+this pale, slow, and graceful automaton
+has risen. Where is she now?
+She is gone&mdash;vanished&mdash;transformed.
+She is nowhere to be seen. But in
+her stead there is a breathless girl,
+with flushed cheeks, ringlets given to
+the wind, dress flying all abroad, spinning
+round the room, darting diagonally
+across it, whirling fast as her little
+feet can carry her&mdash;faster, faster&mdash;for
+it is her more powerful cavalier,
+who, holding her firmly by the waist,
+sustains and augments her speed.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps some ingenious mind may
+discover a profound philosophy in all
+this; perhaps, by retaining this authorised
+outlet for the mere rage of
+movement, the rest of civilised life is
+better protected against any disturbance
+of that quietude of deportment
+which it is so essential to maintain.</p>
+
+<p>But if the waltz appeared to Mr
+Bloomfield like dancing gone mad, the
+quadrille which divided the evening
+with it, formed a sort of compensation
+by carrying matters to the opposite
+extreme. A fly in a glue-pot moves
+with about the same alacrity, and apparently
+the same amount of pleasure,
+as did the dancers this evening in
+their crowded quadrille. As no one,
+of course, could be permitted to stand
+with his back to royalty, they were
+arranged, not in squares, but in two
+long files as in a country-dance. The
+few couples that stood near their
+majesties were allowed a reasonable
+share of elbow-room, and could get
+through their evolutions with tolerable
+composure. But as the line receded
+from this point, the dancers
+stood closer and closer together, and
+at the other extremity of the room it
+became nothing less than a dense
+crowd; a crowd where people were
+making the most persevering and ingenious
+efforts to accomplish the most
+spiritless of movements&mdash;with a world
+of pains just crawling in and out
+again. The motions of this <i>dancing</i>
+crowd viewed from a proper elevation,
+would exactly resemble those slow
+and mysterious evolutions one sees,
+on close examination, in the brown
+dust of a cheese, in that condition
+which some people call ripe, and
+others rotten.</p>
+
+<p>As to Miss Bloomfield, she keeps
+her eyes, for the most part, on the
+king and queen. Having expected to
+see them rise and join the dance, she
+was somewhat disappointed to find
+them retain their seats, the king chatting
+to a lady at his right, the queen
+to a lady on her left. Assuredly, if
+there were any one in that assembly
+who had come there out of charity, it
+was their Majesties. Or rather, they
+were there in performance of one of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_717" id="Page_717">[717]</a></span>
+the duties of royalty, perhaps not the
+least onerous, that of showing itself in
+public on certain occasions. When
+they rose, it was to take their leave,
+which they were doubtless very glad
+to do. Nor, indeed, were those who
+had been most attracted by the advertised
+presence of their Majesties sorry
+to witness their departure. They
+would carry many away with them&mdash;there
+would be more room for the
+dance&mdash;and the quadrille could reassume
+its legitimate form.</p>
+
+<p>But Mildred&mdash;what was she doing
+or thinking all this time? To her the
+scene was entirely new; for though
+Mr and Miss Bloomfield probably
+attended county balls in their youth,
+they had not, for some years, so far
+deviated from the routine of their
+lives as to frequent any such assemblies.
+Besides, she had to encounter,
+what they certainly had not, the gaze
+of every eye as she passed, and the
+whispered exclamations of applause.
+But to have judged from her manner&mdash;from
+that delightful composure which
+always distinguished it, as free from
+insipidity as from trepidation or fluster,
+you would have thought her quite
+familiar with such scenes and such
+triumphs. Reflection supplied the
+place of experience. You saw that
+those clear blue eyes, from which she
+looked out with such a calm and keen
+inquiry, were by no means to be imposed
+on; that they detected at once
+the true meaning of the scene before
+her. She was solicited to dance, but
+neither the waltz nor the quadrille
+were at all enticing, and she contented
+herself with the part of spectator.
+Her chief amusement was derived
+from the novel physiognomies which
+the room presented; and indeed the
+assortment, comprising, as it did, a
+sprinkling of many nations&mdash;French
+and Belgian, English and German&mdash;was
+sufficiently varied. There were
+even two or three <i>lions</i> of the first
+magnitude, who (judging from the
+supreme <i>hauteur</i> with which they surveyed
+the scene) must have been
+imported from the patron capital of
+Paris. Lions, bearded magnificently&mdash;no
+mere luxuriance, or timid overgrowth
+of hair, but the genuine full
+black glossy beard&mdash;faces that might
+have walked out of Titian's canvass.
+Mildred would have preferred them
+in the canvass; they were much too
+sublime for the occasion. Then there
+were two or three young English
+<i>exquisites</i>, gliding about with that
+published modesty that proclaimed
+indifference, which seeks notoriety by
+the very graceful manner in which it
+seems struggling to avoid it. You
+see a smile upon their lips as they
+disengage themselves from the crowd,
+as if they rallied themselves for taking
+any share in the bustle or excitement
+of the scene; but that smile, be it
+understood, is by no means intended
+to escape detection.</p>
+
+<p>There were a greater number of fat
+and elderly gentlemen than Mildred
+would have expected, taking part in
+the dance, or circulating about the
+room with all or more than the vivacity
+of youth. How happy!&mdash;how
+supremely blest!&mdash;seems that rotund
+and bald-headed sire, who, standing
+on the edge of the dais, now forsaken
+by their Majesties, surveys the whole
+assembly, and invites the whole assembly
+to return the compliment.
+How beautifully the bland sympathy
+he feels for others mingles with and
+swells his sense of self-importance!
+How he dominates the whole scene!
+How fondly patronises! And then
+his smile!&mdash;why, his heart is dancing
+with them all; it is beating time to
+twice two hundred feet. An old
+friend approaches him&mdash;he is happy
+too&mdash;would shake him by the hand.
+The hand he gives; but he cannot
+withdraw his eye from the wide scene
+before him; he cannot possibly call
+in and limit his sympathies at that
+moment to one friend, however old
+and dear. And he who solicits his
+hand, he also is looking around him
+at the same time, courting the felicitations
+of the crowd, who will not
+fail to observe that he too is there,
+and there amongst friends.</p>
+
+<p>In the female portion of the assembly
+there was not so much novelty.
+Mildred could only remark that there
+was a large proportion of <i>brunettes</i>, and
+that the glossy black hair was parted
+on the head and smoothed down on
+either side with singular neatness and
+precision. Two only out of this part
+of the community attracted her particular
+notice, and they were of the
+most opposite description. Near to
+her stood a lady who might have been<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_718" id="Page_718">[718]</a></span>
+either thirty, or forty, or fifty, for all
+that her sharp and lively features betrayed.
+She wore one of those small
+round hats, with the feather drooping
+round it, which formed, we believe, a
+part of the costume of Louis XV.; and
+that which drew the notice of Mildred
+was the strange resemblance she bore,
+in appearance and manner, to the
+portraitures which some French memoirs
+had made familiar to her imagination.
+As she watched her in conversation
+with an officer in full regimentals,
+who stood by her side, her
+fancy was transported to Versailles
+or St Cloud. What a caustic pleasantry!
+What a malicious vivacity!
+It was impossible to doubt that the
+repartees which passed between her
+and her companion were such as to
+make the ears of the absent tingle.
+There were some reputations suffering
+there as the little anecdote was so
+trippingly narrated. Her physiognomy
+was redolent of pleasant scandal&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i14">"Tolerably mild,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To make a wash she'd hardly stew a child;"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p class="noind">but to extract a jest, there was no
+question she would have distilled half
+the reputations in the room.</p>
+
+<p>The other object of Mildred's curiosity,
+we pause a moment to describe,
+because she will cross our path again
+in the course of this narrative.
+Amongst all the costly and splendid
+dresses of her sex, there was a young
+girl in some simple striped stuff, the
+most unsophisticated gown imaginable,
+falling flat about her, with a
+scanty cape of the same material
+about her neck&mdash;the walking-dress,
+in short, of a school-girl. The only
+preparation for the ball-room consisted
+of a wreath imitative of daisies,
+just such a wreath as she might have
+picked up in passing through a Catholic
+cemetry. And the dress quite
+suited the person. There she stood
+with eyes and mouth wide open, as if
+she saw equally through both apertures,
+full of irrepressible wonder, and
+quite confounded with delight. She
+had been asked to dance by some very
+young gentleman, but as she elbowed
+her way through the quadrille, she was
+still staring right and left with unabated
+amazement. Mildred smiled
+to herself as she thought that with
+the exception of that string of white
+tufts round her head, no larger than
+beads, which was to pass for a wreath,
+she looked for all the world as if some
+spirit had suddenly snatched her up
+from the pavement of the High Street
+of Wimborne, and deposited her in
+the ball-room of Brussels. Little did
+Mildred imagine that, that crude little
+person, absurd, untutored, ridiculous
+as she was, would one day have it in
+her power to subdue, and torture, and
+triumph over her!</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER III.</h4>
+
+<p>Mildred was at this moment checked
+in her current of observation, and reduced
+to play something more than
+the part of spectator. Her ear caught
+a voice, heard only once before, but
+not forgotten; she turned, and saw
+the stranger who had surprised her
+when, in her girlish days, she was
+sitting in the minster tower. He
+immediately introduced himself by
+asking her to dance.</p>
+
+<p>"I do not dance," she said, but in
+a manner which did not seem to refuse
+conversation. The stranger appeared
+very well satisfied with the
+compromise; and some pleasant allusion
+to the different nature of the
+scene in which they last met, put
+them at once upon an easy footing.</p>
+
+<p>"You say you <i>do</i> not dance&mdash;that
+is, of course, you <i>will</i> not. I shall
+not believe," he continued, "even if
+you had just stepped from your high
+tower of wisdom, but that you can do
+any thing you please to do. Pardon
+so blunt a speech."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I <i>can</i>, I think," she replied.
+"My uncle, I believe, would have
+taught me the broad-sword exercise, if
+any one had suggested its utility to
+him."</p>
+
+<p>And saying this, she turned to her
+uncle, to give him an opportunity, if
+he pleased, of joining the conversation.
+It was an opportunity which
+Mr Bloomfield, who had heard a foreign
+language chattered in his ear all
+the evening, would have gladly taken;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_719" id="Page_719">[719]</a></span>
+but the patience of that gentleman
+had been for some time nearly exhausted;
+he had taken his sister
+under his arm, and was just going to
+propose to Mildred to leave the
+room.</p>
+
+<p>The stranger escorted them through
+the crowd, and saw the ladies into
+their carriage.</p>
+
+<p>"Can we set you down any
+where?" said Mr Bloomfield, who,
+though impatient to be gone, was disposed
+to be very cordial towards his
+fellow-countryman. "We are at the
+<i>Hotel de l'Europe</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"And I opposite at the <i>Hotel de
+Flandres</i>&mdash;I will willingly accept your
+offer;" and he took the vacant seat
+in their carriage.</p>
+
+<p>"How do you like Brussels?" was
+on the lips of both gentlemen at the
+same time.</p>
+
+<p>"Nay," said the younger, "I have
+been here, I think, the longest; the
+question is mine by right of priority
+of residence."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Bloomfield was nothing loath to
+communicate his impression of all
+that he had seen, and especially to
+dilate upon a grievance which, it
+seemed, had sorely afflicted him.</p>
+
+<p>"As to the town, old and new, and
+especially the Grande Place, with its
+Hotel de Ville, I have been highly
+interested by it; but, my dear sir,
+the torture of walking over its horrid
+pavement! Only conceive a quiet
+old bachelor, slightly addicted to the
+gout, accustomed to take his walk
+over his well-rolled paths, or on his
+own lawn, (if not too damp,) suddenly
+put down amongst these cruel stones,
+rough and sharp, and pitched together
+in mere confusion, to pick his
+way how he can, with the chance of
+being smashed by some cart or carriage,
+for one is turned out on the
+same road with the horses. I am
+stoned to death, with this only difference,
+that I fall upon the stones instead
+of the stones falling upon me.
+And when there is a pavement&mdash;<i>a
+trottoir</i>, as they call it&mdash;it is often so
+narrow and slanting, and always so
+slippery, and every now and then
+broken by some step put there purposely,
+it would seem, to overthrow
+you, that it is better to bear the penance
+at once of the sharp footing in
+the centre of the street. <i>Trottoirs</i>, indeed!
+I should like to see any one
+trot upon them without breaking his
+neck! A spider or a black beetle, or
+any other creature that crawls upon a
+multitude of legs, and has not far to
+fall if he stumbles, is the only animal
+that is safe upon them. I go moaning
+all the day about these jogged
+pointed stones, that pitch me from one
+to the other with all the malice of
+little devils; and, would you believe
+it? my niece there only smiles, and
+tells me to get thick shoes! They
+cannot hurt her; she walks somehow
+over the tops of them as if they were
+so many balls of Indian rubber, and
+has no compassion for her gouty
+uncle."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, my dear uncle"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"No, none at all; indeed you are
+not overburdened with that sentiment
+at any time for your fellow-travellers.
+You bear all the afflictions of the road&mdash;your
+own and other people's&mdash;very
+calmly."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't mind him, my dear," said
+Miss Bloomfield, "he has been exclaiming
+again and again what an
+excellent traveller you make; nothing
+puts you out."</p>
+
+<p>"That is just what I say&mdash;nothing
+does put her out. In that she is a
+perfect Mephistophiles. You know
+the scene of confusion on board a
+steamer when it arrives at Antwerp,
+and is moored in under the quay on a
+hot day, with its full complement of
+passengers. There you are baked by
+the sun and your own furnaces; stunned
+by the jabber around you, and
+the abominable roar over your head
+made by the escape of the steam;
+the deck strewed with baggage, which
+is then and there to be publicly examined&mdash;turned
+over by the revenue
+officers, who leave you to pack up
+your things in their original compass,
+if you can. Well, in all this scene of
+confusion, there sat my niece with her
+parasol over her little head, looking
+quite composedly at the great cathedral
+spires, as if we were not all of us
+in a sort of infernal region there."</p>
+
+<p>"No, uncle, I looked every now and
+then at our baggage, too, and watched
+that interesting process you have described
+of its examination. And when
+the worthy officer was going to crush
+aunt's bonnet by putting your dressing-case
+on the top of it, I rose, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_720" id="Page_720">[720]</a></span>
+arrested him. I had my hand upon
+his arm. He thought I was going to
+take him prisoner of war, for he was
+about to put his hand to his sword;
+but a second look at his enemy reassured
+him."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you did squeak when the bonnets
+were touched," cried the uncle,
+"I am glad of that: it shows that
+you have some human, at least some
+feminine, feeling in your composition."</p>
+
+<p>"But <i>àpropos</i> of the pavement,"
+said the young stranger, who could
+not join the uncle in this banter on his
+niece, and was therefore glad to
+get back to some common ground.
+"I took up, in a reading-room, the
+other day, a little pamphlet on phrenology,
+by <i>M. Victor Idjiez</i>, <i>Fondateur
+du Musée Phrenologique</i> at Brussels.
+It might as well have been entitled,
+on animal magnetism, for he is one of
+those who set the whole man in motion&mdash;mind
+and body both&mdash;by electricity.
+Amongst other things, he has
+discovered that that singular strength
+which madmen often display in their
+fits, is merely a galvanic power which
+they draw (owing, I suppose, to the
+peculiar state of their nerves,) from
+the common reservoir the earth, and
+which, consequently, forsakes them
+when they are properly isolated. In
+confirmation of this theory, he gives
+a singular <i>fact</i> from a Brussels journal,
+showing that <i>asphalte pavement</i>
+will isolate the individual. A madman
+had contrived to make his escape
+from confinement, having first thrown
+all the furniture of his room out of the
+window, and knocked down and
+trampled upon his keeper. Off he
+ran, and no one would venture to stop
+him. A corporal and four soldiers
+were brought up to the attack:
+he made nothing of them; after having
+beaten the four musketeers, he
+took the corporal by the leg and again
+ran off, dragging him after upon the
+ground. A crowd of work-people
+emerging from a factory met him in
+full career with the corporal behind
+him, and undertook his capture. All
+who approached him were immediately
+thrown down&mdash;scattered over the
+plain. But his triumph was suddenly
+checked; he lighted upon a piece of
+asphalte pavement. The moment he
+put his foot upon it, his strength deserted
+him, and he was seized and
+taken prisoner. The instant, however,
+he stepped off the pavement, his
+strength revived, and he threw his
+assailants from him with the same
+ease as before. And thus it continued:
+whenever he got off the pavement, his
+strength was restored to him; the
+moment he touched it, he was again
+captured with facility. The asphalte
+had completely isolated him."</p>
+
+<p>"Ha! ha!" cried Mr Bloomfield;
+"the fellow, after all, was not quite
+so mad as not to know what he was
+about. A Brussels pavement, asphalte
+or not, is no place for a wrestling
+match. Isolated, indeed! Oh, doubtless,
+it would isolate you most completely&mdash;at
+least the soles of your
+feet&mdash;from all communication with
+the earth. But does Mr&mdash;what do
+you call him?&mdash;proceed to theorise
+upon such <i>facts</i> as these?"</p>
+
+<p>"You shall have another of them.
+Speaking of animal magnetism or
+electricity, he says&mdash;'There are certain
+patients the iron nails of whose
+shoes will fly out if they are laid in a
+direction due north.'"<a name="FNanchor_41_41" id="FNanchor_41_41"></a><a href="#Footnote_41_41" class="fnanchor">[41]</a></p>
+
+<p>"But you are quoting from Baron
+Munchausen."</p>
+
+<p>"Not precisely."</p>
+
+<p>Miss Bloomfield, who had been
+watching her opportunity, here brought
+in her contribution. "Pray, sir, do
+you believe the story they tell of the
+architect of the Hotel de Ville&mdash;that
+he destroyed himself on finding, after
+he had built it, that the tower was
+not in the centre?"</p>
+
+<p>"That the architect should not discover
+that till the building was finished,
+is indeed <i>too good a story to be
+true</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"But, then, why make the man
+kill himself? Something must have
+happened; something must be true."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, madam, there was, no
+doubt, a committee of taste in those
+days as in ours. They destroyed the
+plan of the architect by cutting short
+one of his wings, or prolonging the
+other; and he, out of vexation, destroyed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_721" id="Page_721">[721]</a></span>
+himself. This is the only
+explanation that occurs to me. A
+committee of taste is always, in one
+sense at least, the death of the artist."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, yes," said Mildred; "the
+artist can be no longer said to exist,
+if he is not allowed, in his own sphere,
+to be supreme."</p>
+
+<p>This brought them to the door of
+the hotel. They separated.</p>
+
+<p>The next morning, on returning
+from their walk, the ladies found a
+card upon their table which simply
+bore the name of "Alfred Winston."
+The gentleman who called with it, the
+waiter said, had left word that he
+regretted he was about to quit Brussels,
+that evening, for Paris.</p>
+
+<p>Mildred read the name several
+times&mdash;Alfred Winston. And this
+was all she knew of him&mdash;the name
+upon this little card!</p>
+
+<p>There were amongst the trio several
+discussions as to who or what Mr
+Alfred Winston might be. Miss
+Bloomfield pronounced him to be an
+artist, from his caustic observations
+on committees of taste, and their
+meddling propensities. Mr Bloomfield,
+on the contrary, surmised he
+was a literary man; for who but such
+a one would think of occupying himself
+in a reading-room with a pamphlet
+on phrenology, instead of the
+newspapers? And all ended in "wondering
+if they should fall upon him
+again?"</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+<h2>THE LAW AND ITS PUNISHMENTS.</h2>
+
+
+<p>It is no uncommon boast in the mouth
+of Englishmen, that the system of jurisprudence
+under which they have the
+happiness to live, is the most perfect
+the world has ever seen. Having its
+foundation in those cabalistic words,
+"Nullus liber homo," &amp;c., engraved
+with an iron pen upon the tablets of
+the constitution by the barons of King
+John, the criminal law, in their estimation,
+has been steadily improved
+by the wisdom of successive ages,
+until, in the present day, it has reached
+a degree of excellence which it were
+rashness to suppose can by any human
+sagacity be surpassed. Under its protecting
+influence, society reposes in
+security; under its just, but merciful
+administration, the accused finds every
+facility for establishing his innocence,
+and is allowed the benefit of every
+doubt that ingenuity can suggest to
+rebut the probability of guilt; before
+its sacred tribunals, the weak and the
+powerful, the poor and the rich, stand
+in complete equality; under its impartial
+sentence, all who merit punishment
+are alike condemned, without
+respect of any antecedents of rank,
+wealth, or station. In such a system,
+no change can take place without injury,
+for it is (not to speak irreverently)
+a system of perfection.</p>
+
+<p>This is the dream of many&mdash;for we
+must characterise it rather as a dream
+than a deliberate conviction. Reason,
+we fear, has but little to do with the
+opinions of those who hold that English
+jurisprudence has no need of reform.</p>
+
+<p>The praises which are so lavishly
+bestowed upon our criminal law may
+be, to a great extent, just; but it is
+to be doubted whether they are altogether
+judicious. It is true, that in no
+other system of jurisprudence throughout
+the civilised world, or among the
+nations of antiquity, has there existed,
+or is there so tender a regard for the
+rights of the accused. In Germany,
+the wretch who falls under suspicion
+of the law is subjected to a tedious
+and inquisitorial examination, with
+a view to elicit from his own lips
+the proof, and even the confession of
+guilt. This mental torture, not to
+speak of the imprisonment of the body,
+may be protracted for years, and even
+for life. In France, the facts connected
+with an offence are published
+by authority, and circulated throughout
+the country, to be greedily devoured
+by innumerable lovers of unwholesome
+excitement; and not the
+simple facts alone, but a thousand incidental
+circumstances connected with
+the transaction, together with the
+birth, parentage, and education, and
+all the previous life of the supposed
+offender, making in the whole a romance
+of considerable interest, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_722" id="Page_722">[722]</a></span>
+possessing an attraction beyond the
+ordinary tales which fill the <i>feuilleton</i>
+of a newspaper. In England, the position
+of the accused is widely different.
+We avoid the errors and the
+tyranny of our neighbours; but have
+we not fallen into the opposite extreme?
+Our magistrates scrupulously
+caution prisoners not to say any thing
+that may criminate themselves. Every
+thing that authority can effect by
+means of advice, which, under the circumstances,
+is equivalent to command,
+is carefully brought forward to prevent
+a confession. And if, in spite of
+checks, warnings, and commands, the
+accused, overcome by the pangs of
+conscience, and urged by an irresistible
+impulse to disburden his soul of
+guilt, should perchance confess, the
+testimony is sometimes rejected upon
+some technical point of law, which
+would seem to have been established
+for the express purpose of defeating
+the ends of justice. Indeed, the technicalities
+which surround our legal
+tribunals have been, until very lately,
+and are still, in too many instances,
+most strangely favourable to the escape
+of criminals. The idlest quibbles,
+most offensive to common sense, and
+utterly disgraceful in a court of criminal
+investigation, have at various
+times been allowed as valid pleas in
+defence of the most palpable crimes.
+Many a thief has escaped, on the
+ground of some slight and immaterial
+misdescription of the stolen article,
+such as a horse instead of a mare, a
+cow instead of an ox, a sheep for a
+ewe, and so on. True, these absurdities
+exist no longer; but others still
+remain, less ridiculous perhaps, but
+not less obstructive of the course of
+justice, and quite as pernicious in their
+example. Great and beneficial changes
+have been effected in the criminal
+code, and too much praise cannot be
+bestowed upon Sir Robert Peel for his
+exertions in this behalf. To her Majesty's
+commissioners, also, some thanks
+are due for the labour they have expended
+with a view to the consolidation
+and subsequent codification of the
+various statutes. Their labours, however,
+have not hitherto been very
+largely productive. The excellent
+object of simplifying our criminal laws
+still remains to be accomplished, and
+so long as it does so, so long will it
+be obnoxious to the censures which
+are not unsparingly heaped upon it.</p>
+
+<p>But if our jurisprudence be in one
+respect too favourable to the criminal,
+in another, as it appears to us, the
+balance is more than restored to its
+equilibrium. If, in the process of investigation,
+justice leans too much to
+the side of mercy, the inquiry once
+over, she quickly repents of her excessive
+leniency, and is careful to justify
+her ways by a rigorous severity.
+The accused, if he is not lucky enough
+to avail himself of the thousand avenues
+of escape that are open during
+the progress of his trial, must abandon
+all hope of further consideration, and
+look to undergo a punishment, of
+which the full extent cannot be estimated
+by any human sagacity. Once
+condemned, he ceases to be an object
+of care or solicitude, except so far as
+these are necessary to preserve his
+life and restrain his liberty. Through
+crime he has forfeited all claim upon
+the fostering care of the state. He is
+an alien and an outcast, and has no
+pretence for expecting any thing but
+misery.</p>
+
+<p>Surely there is something vindictive
+in all this&mdash;something not quite
+consistent with the calm and unimpassioned
+administration of justice.
+The first impressions of any man of
+ordinary humanity must be very much
+against a system which fosters and
+encourages such a state of things.
+We believe that those first impressions
+would be confirmed by inquiry;
+and it is our purpose in the present
+article briefly to state the reasons for
+our belief.</p>
+
+<p>The treatment of criminals under
+sentence of imprisonment must now
+be well known to the public. Repeated
+discussion and innumerable writings
+have rendered it familiar to every body.
+A man is condemned to undergo, let
+us say, three years' incarceration in a
+jail. A portion of the time is to be
+spent in hard labour. He commences
+his imprisonment with no other earthly
+object than to get through it with the
+least possible amount of suffering.
+Employment, which might, under
+better circumstances, be a pleasant
+resource, is distasteful to him because
+it is compulsory, and because it is
+productive of no benefit to himself.
+The hours that are unemployed are<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_723" id="Page_723">[723]</a></span>
+passed in company with others as bad
+as, or worse than, himself. They amuse
+themselves by recounting the history
+of their lives, their hairbreadth escapes,
+their successful villanies. Each profits
+by the experience of the whole number,
+and stores it in his memory for
+future guidance. Every good impulse
+is checked, and every better feeling
+stifled in the birth. There is no
+room in a jail for the growth of
+virtue; the atmosphere is not congenial
+to its development. The prisoner,
+however well disposed, cannot choose
+but listen to the debasing talk of those
+with whom he is compelled to associate.
+Should he resist the wicked
+influence for a while, he can hardly
+do so long. The poison will work.
+By little and little it insinuates itself
+into the mind, and vitiates all the
+springs of good. In the end, he yields
+to the irresistible force of continued
+bad example, and becomes as bad as
+the worst.</p>
+
+<p>But let us believe, for an instant,
+that one prisoner has resisted the ill
+effects of wicked association&mdash;let us
+suppose him to have escaped the contamination
+of a jail, to have received
+no moral hurt from bad example, to
+be untainted by the corrupting atmosphere
+of congregated vice&mdash;in short,
+to return into the world at the end of
+his imprisonment a better man than
+he was at its commencement. Let
+us suppose all this, although the supposition,
+it must be confessed, is unsupported
+by experience, and directly
+in the teeth of probability. He sallies
+forth from his prison, full of good
+resolutions, and determined to win
+the character of an honest man. Perhaps
+he has a small sum of money,
+which helps him to reach a part of
+the country most distant from the
+scene of his disgrace. He seeks for
+work, and is fortunate enough to
+obtain it. For a short time, all goes
+well with him. He is industrious
+and sober, and gains the good-will of
+his employer. He is confirmed in his
+good intentions, and fancies that his
+hopes of regaining his position in
+society are about to be realised. Vain
+hopes! Rumour is busy with his
+name. His fellow-labourers begin to
+look coldly on him. The master does
+not long remain in ignorance. The
+discharged convict is taxed with his
+former degradation, and made to suffer
+again the consequences of a crime he
+has well and fully expiated. His brief
+hour of prosperity is over. He is cast
+forth again upon the world, denied the
+means of gaining an honest livelihood,
+with nothing before him but starvation
+or a jail. What wonder should
+he choose the latter! Goaded by
+despair, or stimulated by hunger, he
+yields to the first temptation, and
+commits a crime which places him
+again within prison walls. It is his
+second conviction. He is a marked
+man. He were more than mortal if
+he escaped the deteriorating effects of
+repeated association with the hardened
+and the vicious. His future career is
+certain. He falls from bad to worse,
+and ends his life upon the scaffold.</p>
+
+<p>We have imagined, for the sake of
+argument, a case which, in one of its
+features, is unfortunately of very rare
+occurrence. Criminals seldom, perhaps
+never, leave a jail with the slightest
+inclination to a course of honesty.
+Their downward progress, when they
+have once been exposed to the contamination
+of a prison life, may be calculated
+almost with certainty. No
+sooner is the term of their imprisonment
+expired, than they step forth into the
+world, eager to recommence the old career
+of systematic villany. Good intentions,
+and the desire of doing well, are
+almost always strangers to their breasts.
+But should they, perchance, be alive
+to better things, and be moved by
+wholesome impulses, what an awful
+responsibility rests upon those who,
+by individual acts, or by a pernicious
+system, check and render abortive the
+efforts of a dawning virtue! In the
+case we have supposed, there is doubtless
+much that must be laid to the
+score of human nature. Men will not
+easily be persuaded, that he who has
+once made a grievous lapse from the
+path of honesty, will not be ever
+prone to repeat the offence. None
+but the truly charitable (an infinitesimal
+portion of every community)
+will expose themselves to the risk of
+employing a discharged convict. But
+whilst this much evil is justly attributed
+to the selfish cruelty of society,
+a much larger share of blame attaches
+to the system which affords too plausible
+a pretext for such uncharitable
+conduct. It is not merely because a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_724" id="Page_724">[724]</a></span>
+man has offended against the laws, and
+been guilty of what, in legal parlance,
+may be a simple misdemeanour, that
+he is regarded with suspicion and
+treated with ignominy; but much
+more, because he has been confined in
+a jail, and exposed to all the pernicious
+influences which are known to
+be rife within its walls. It is deemed
+a thing incredible, that a man can
+issue from a hot-bed of corruption, and
+not be himself corrupt. To have undergone
+a term of imprisonment, is very
+generally thought to be equivalent to
+taking a degree in infamy. On the
+system, therefore, rests much of the
+blame which would otherwise attach
+to the world's cold charity; to its
+account must be charged every subject
+who might have been saved, and
+who, through despair, is lost to the
+service of the state.</p>
+
+<p>The evils we have described are
+patent and notorious; the only question,
+therefore, that arises is, whether
+they are inevitable and inherent in
+the nature of things, or whether they
+may be avoided by greater care and
+an improved system. Before entering
+upon this question, it may
+be well to notice briefly the various
+opinions that are entertained concerning
+the proper end and aim of
+criminal punishment. We take for
+granted, that in every community,
+under whatever political constitution
+it may exist and be associated, the
+sole object of criminal <i>law</i> is the peace
+and security of society. With regard
+to the means by which this object may
+be best attained, or, in other words,
+with regard to the whole system of
+jurisprudence, from a preventive police
+down to the discipline of jails and the
+machinery of the scaffold, a great
+diversity of sentiment must naturally
+be expected. The pure theorist and
+the subtle disciple of Paley, maintain
+that the proper, nay, the sole object
+of punishment should be the prevention
+of crime. The philanthropic enthusiast,
+and the man of strict religious
+feeling, reject all other motives save
+only that of reforming the criminal.
+The dispassionate inquirer, the practical
+man, and he who has learned his
+lessons in the school of experience,
+take a middle course, though inclining
+a little to the theory of Paley.
+They hold that, whilst the amount,
+and to some extent the quality, of
+punishment should be settled and defined
+chiefly with a view to prevent
+the increase of crime by the deterring
+effect of fear, yet the details ought, if
+possible, to be so managed as in the
+end to bring about the reformation of
+the prisoner. We have no hesitation in
+avowing, that this last opinion is our
+own. There is an argument in its
+favour, which the most rigid disciple
+of the pure "prevention" theory
+must recognise immediately as one of
+his own most valued weapons. The
+"peace and security of society" are
+his watchwords. They are ours also.
+But whilst, in his opinion, the only
+way to produce the desired result is
+by a system of terrorism, such as will
+deter from the perpetration of crime,
+we believe that a careful solicitude
+concerning the moral conduct of the
+criminal during his imprisonment, and
+an anxious endeavour to instruct and
+improve his mind, by enforcing good
+habits, and taking away bad example,
+would be found equally powerful in
+their operation upon the well-being of
+society. For although it is a lamentable
+fact, that the number of our criminals
+is always being kept up to its full
+complement, by the addition of juvenile
+offenders, so that it would be vain
+to indulge a hope, without cutting off the
+feeding-springs, of materially diminishing
+our criminal population; yet it
+is equally true that the most desperate
+and dangerous offenders are they who
+have served their apprenticeship in
+jails, and there accomplished themselves
+in all the various devices of
+ingenious wickedness. It is these
+who give the deepest shade to the
+calendar of crime, and work incalculable
+mischief both in and out of
+prison, by instructing the tyros
+in all the most subtle varieties of
+villany. To reform such men may
+seem an arduous, perhaps an impossible
+task; but it is far less arduous, and
+certainly not impossible, to prevent
+their becoming the hardened ruffians
+which we have, without exaggeration,
+described them.</p>
+
+<p>The truth must be told. The system
+of secondary punishments (as they are
+called, though why we know not) is
+radically wrong. There is something
+radically wrong in the discipline and
+regulations of our jails. The details of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_725" id="Page_725">[725]</a></span>
+imprisonment are faulty and imperfect.
+Surely this is proved, when it is shown
+that men are invariably rendered
+worse, instead of better, by confinement
+in a jail. Even though it be
+admitted, for the sake of argument,
+that the state lies under no obligation
+to attempt the reformation of its criminals,
+the admission serves no whit
+to support a system under which criminals
+are confirmed and hardened in
+their vicious courses. The state may
+refuse to succour, but it has no right
+to injure. This, as it seems to us, is
+the strong point against our present
+system. It does not so much punish
+the body as injure the mind of the
+criminal; and, in so doing, it eventually
+endangers rather than secures
+the peace of society.</p>
+
+<p>Many remedies have been proposed,
+but all, with an exception that will presently
+be mentioned, are rather palliative
+than corrective. Solitary confinement,
+for instance, is an undoubted cure
+for the diseases engendered by bad example
+and evil communications; but
+it breeds a host of other diseases,
+peculiar to itself, and in many cases
+worse than those it cures. Not to
+speak of the indulgence which so much
+idleness allows for vicious thoughts
+and recollections, the chief objection
+to solitary confinement is, that, if
+continued for any length of time, it
+unfits a man wholly for subsequent
+intercourse with the world. He leaves
+his prison with a mind prostrated to
+imbecility, and a body reduced to
+utter helplessness; yet he retains,
+perhaps, the cunning of the idiot, and
+just sufficient use of his limbs to serve
+him for a bad purpose. On these
+painful considerations, however, it is
+unnecessary to dwell at length. Solitary
+confinement, without occupation
+and without intervals of society, was
+an experiment upon the human animal.
+It has been tried in this country
+and elsewhere, and has signally failed.
+At this moment, we believe, it has few
+or no supporters.</p>
+
+<p>The plan which has most largely
+and most deservedly attracted public
+attention, is that of Captain Maconochie,
+known by the name of the "Mark
+System." Captain Maconochie was
+superintendent of the penal establishment
+at Norfolk Island, where he had
+constantly about 2000 prisoners under
+his command. This office he held for
+eight years, and had, consequently,
+the most favourable opportunity of
+observing the practical working of the
+old system. Finding it to be defective,
+and injurious in every particular,
+he tried, with certain unavoidable modifications,
+a plan of his own, which,
+as he asserts, succeeded beyond his
+expectation. Having thus proved its
+practicability in Norfolk Island, and
+satisfied himself of its advantages, he
+wishes now to introduce it into England;
+and, with a view of obtaining
+a favourable hearing and efficient support,
+he has procured it to be referred
+to a committee of the "Society for
+Promoting the Amendment of the
+Law." The committee have reported
+in its favour; and their report, which
+is said to have been drawn up by the
+learned Recorder of Birmingham, contains
+so concise and clear a statement
+of the Captain's plan, that we take
+leave to extract a portion of it:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Captain Maconochie's plan," says
+Mr M. D. Hill, "had its origin in
+his experience of the evil tendency of
+sentences for a time certain, and of
+fixed gratuitous jail rations of food.
+These he practically found opposed to
+the reformation of the criminal. A
+man under a time-sentence looks exclusively
+to the means of beguiling
+that time. He is thereby led to evade
+labour, and to seek opportunities of
+personal gratification, obtained, in extreme
+cases, even in ways most horrible.
+His powers of deception are
+sharpened for the purpose; and even,
+when unable to offend in act, he seeks
+in fancy a gratification, by gloating
+over impure images. At the best,
+his life stagnates, no proper object of
+pursuit being presented to his thoughts.
+And the allotment of fixed gratuitous
+rations, irrespective of conduct or exertion,
+further aggravates the evil, by
+removing even the minor stimulus to
+action, furnished by the necessity of
+procuring food, and by thus directly
+fostering those habits of improvidence
+which, perhaps even more than determined
+vice, lead to crime.</p>
+
+<p>"In lieu of sentences to imprisonment
+or transportation, measured thus
+by months or years, Captain Maconochie
+recommends sentences to an
+amount of labour, measured by a given
+number of marks, to be placed to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_726" id="Page_726">[726]</a></span>
+debit of the convict, in books to be
+kept for the purpose. This debit to be
+from time to time increased by charges
+made in the same currency, for all
+supplies of food and clothing, and by
+any fines that may be imposed for
+misconduct. The duration of his sentence
+will thus be made to depend on
+three circumstances. <i>First</i>, The gravity
+of the original offence, or the
+estimate made by the judge of the
+amount of discipline which the criminal
+ought to undergo before he is restored
+to liberty. This regulates the
+amount of the original debit. <i>Second</i>,
+The zeal, industry, and effectiveness
+of his labour in the works allotted
+to him, which furnish him with the
+means of payment, or of adding from
+time to time to the credit side of his
+account. And, <i>Third</i>, His conduct in
+confinement. If well conducted, he
+will avoid fines; and if economical in
+food, and such other gratifications as
+he is permitted to purchase with his
+marks, he will keep down the amount
+of his debits.</p>
+
+<p>"By these means, Captain Maconochie
+contends, that a term of imprisonment
+may be brought to bear a
+close resemblance to adversity in ordinary
+life, which, being deeply felt,
+is carefully shunned; but which, nevertheless,
+when encountered in a manful
+spirit, improves and elevates the
+character. All the objects of punishment
+will be thus attained. There
+will be continued destitution, unless
+relief is sought by exertion, and hence
+there will be labour and suffering;
+but, with exertion, there will be not
+only the hope, but the certainty of recovery&mdash;whence
+there will be improvement
+in good habits, and right
+thinking. And the motives put into
+operation to produce effort and economy,
+being also of the same character
+with those in ordinary life, will advantageously
+prepare the prisoner for
+their wholesome action on him after
+his discharge.</p>
+
+<p>"The only other very distinctive
+feature in Captain Maconochie's system
+is, his proposal that, after the
+prisoner has passed through a term of
+probation, to be measured not by
+lapse of time, but by his conduct as
+indicated by the state of his account,
+he shall be advanced from separate
+confinement into a social state. For
+this purpose, he shall become a member
+of a small class of six or eight,
+these classes being capable of being
+separated from each other, just as individuals
+are separated from individuals
+during the earlier stage, the
+members of each class to have a
+common interest, the marks earned
+or lost by each to count to the gain
+or loss of his party, not of himself
+exclusively. By this means, Captain
+Maconochie thinks prisoners will be
+rescued from the simply gregarious
+state of existence, which is, in truth,
+a selfish one, now incident to imprisonment
+in those jails to which
+the separate system is not applied,
+and will be raised into a social existence.
+Captain Maconochie is convinced,
+by experience, that much good
+feeling will be elicited among them in
+consequence of this change. Indolence
+and vice, which either prevent
+the prisoner from earning, or compel
+him to forfeit his marks, will become
+unpopular in the community; and industry
+and good conduct, as enabling
+him to acquire and preserve them, will,
+on the contrary, obtain for him its approbation.
+On much experience, he
+asserts that no portion of his <i>modus
+operandi</i> is more effective than this,
+by which, even in the depraved community
+of Norfolk Island, he succeeded,
+in a wonderfully short time, in giving
+an upward direction to the public
+opinion of the class of prisoners themselves."</p>
+
+<p>This brief outline of the Mark
+System undoubtedly presents to view
+one of the boldest projects of reform
+that ever proceeded from a private
+individual. It seeks to root up and
+utterly annihilate the whole system
+of secondary punishments, and necessarily
+involves a radical change in
+the criminal law. To a plan of so
+sweeping a character, a thousand objections
+will of course be made. Some
+will deny the necessity of so fundamental
+a change. Many will be startled
+by the magnitude of the innovation
+alone, and refuse at the very
+outset to accept a proposition which,
+whatever be its intrinsic merits,
+presents itself to their imagination
+surrounded with incalculable perils.
+Others will shake their heads, and
+doubt the possibility of working out a
+problem, which, from the beginning of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_727" id="Page_727">[727]</a></span>
+time, has baffled the ingenuity of man.
+A few there may be, who will regard
+the new system with a favourable
+eye, albeit on no other ground than
+because it offers a prospect of escape
+from evils which exist, and are increasing,
+and which can hardly be
+exchanged for worse. For want of
+better companions, we shall take our
+position in the last-mentioned class;
+confessing that there is much in Captain
+Maconochie's system which seems
+at present Utopian, and savours too
+strongly of an enthusiasm which can
+see none but its own colours, but deeply
+impressed, at the same time, with
+the plausibility of his general theory.
+It is vain to hope that the unaided
+efforts of the chaplain will ever reform
+the inmates of a jail. No man was
+ever yet preached into good habits,
+except by a miracle. It is vain to
+hope that a discipline (if such it can
+be called) which enforces sometimes
+idleness, and sometimes useless labour,
+providing at the same time for all the
+wants of the body, with an abundance
+never enjoyed beyond the prison walls,
+will ever make men industrious, or
+frugal, or any thing else than dissolute
+and idle. In short, it is vain to hope,
+in the present state of things, that
+the criminal population of these kingdoms
+will ever be diminished, or even
+checked in its steady tendency to increase.
+If, then, all these hopes, which
+are exactly such as a philanthropist
+may reasonably indulge, be vain and
+futile, no man would be open to a
+charge of folly, should he embrace any,
+even the wildest proposition that holds
+out the prospect of improvement.</p>
+
+<p>Captain Maconochie's system may
+be divided into two distinct and very
+different parts; namely, the general
+principles and the details. Concerning
+the latter, we are unwilling to hazard
+an opinion, deeming them peculiarly
+a matter of experiment, and incapable
+of proof or refutation by any other
+test than experience. But principles
+are universal, and, if true, may always
+be supported by argument, and
+strengthened by discussion; those of
+the Mark System, we think, will bear
+the application of both. No one possessed
+of the smallest experience of
+the human mind, will deny that it is
+utterly impossible to inculcate and fix
+good habits by a process which is
+continually distasteful to the patient.
+With regard to labour, which is compulsory
+and unproductive, the labourer,
+so far from becoming habituated to
+it, loathes it the more the longer he
+is obliged to continue it. Such labour,
+moreover, has no good effect upon the
+mind; it produces nothing but disgust
+and discontent. A similar result is
+produced upon the body under similar
+circumstances. Exercise is only beneficial
+when taken with a good will,
+and enjoyed with a zest: a man who
+should walk but two or three miles,
+grumbling all the way, would be as
+tired at the end as though he had
+walked twenty in a more contented
+mood. What, then, will some one
+say, are prisoners not to be punished
+at all? Is every thing to be made
+easy to them, and ingenuity taxed
+for devices to render their sentences
+agreeable, and to take the sting from
+imprisonment? The answer is ready.
+The law is not vindictive, and does
+not pretend to inflict suffering beyond
+what is necessary for the security of
+society. The thief and the homicide
+cannot be allowed to go at large.
+They must either be sent out of the
+country, or shut up within it. By
+some means or other, they must be
+deprived of the power of inflicting
+further injury upon their fellow-creatures.
+But how long are they to be
+cut off from the world? For a time
+fixed and irrevocable, and irrespective
+of subsequent good conduct, or reformation
+of character, or any other
+consideration than only the magnitude
+of the original offence? Surely neither
+reason nor humanity can approve such
+a doctrine; for does it not, in fact,
+involve the very principle which our
+law repudiates, namely, the principle
+that its punishments are vindictive?
+If a man who steals a horse, and is
+condemned to three years' imprisonment,
+be compelled to undergo the
+whole sentence, without reference to
+his conduct under confinement, this
+surely is vengeance, and not, what it
+assumes to be, a punishment proportioned
+to the necessity of the case.
+It is, no doubt, proper that a criminal
+should be condemned to suffer some
+loss of liberty, more or less, according
+to the nature of his delinquency, and
+a minimum should always be fixed;
+but it seems equally proper, and consistent
+with acknowledged principles,
+that a power should reside somewhere<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_728" id="Page_728">[728]</a></span>
+of diminishing the maximum, and
+where more advantageously than in
+the criminal himself? If the motives
+which govern the world at large, and
+operate upon men in ordinary life, to
+make them frugal and industrious, and
+to keep them honest, can be brought
+to bear upon the isolated community
+of a jail, why should they not? The
+object is humane; not injurious, but,
+on the contrary, highly beneficial to
+society; and not opposed to any established
+rule of law or general policy.
+We can conceive no possible argument
+against it, save that which we have
+already noticed, and, we trust, satisfactorily.</p>
+
+<p>It is worthy of notice, as being
+calculated to satisfy the scruples of
+those who may be alarmed at the
+introduction of what they imagine a
+novel principle into our criminal jurisprudence,
+that this, the main feature
+of the Mark System, is not new. It
+is sanctioned by long usage in our
+penal settlements. In the Australian
+colonies, a man under sentence of
+transportation for years or for life
+may, by his own conduct, both shorten
+the duration and mitigate the severity
+of his punishment. By industry, by
+a peaceable demeanour, by the exercise
+of skill and ingenuity acquired in
+better times, he may obtain advantages
+which are not accorded to
+others. By a steady continuance in
+such behaviour, he may acquire the
+privilege of working for himself, and
+enjoying the produce of his labour.
+In the end, he may even be rewarded
+by a free pardon. If all these things
+may be done in Australia, why not
+also in England? Surely there is more
+to be said on behalf of convicts sentenced
+to imprisonment than for those
+sentenced to transportation. If our
+sympathy, or, to speak more correctly,
+our mercy, is to be inversely to the
+enormity of the offence, then the
+English prisoner is most entitled to
+our regard. It is possible that the
+transportation system may be wrong,
+but, at least, let us be consistent.</p>
+
+<p>It is not necessary that Captain
+Maconochie's plan should be adopted
+<i>in extenso</i>, to the immediate and active
+subversion of the ancient system. We
+may feel our way. There is no reason
+why a single prison should not be set
+apart, or, if necessary, specially constructed,
+for the purpose of applying
+the test of practice to the new theory.
+A short act might be passed, empowering
+the judges to inflict labour
+instead of time-sentences&mdash;of course,
+within a certain limit as to number.
+Captain Maconochie himself might be
+entrusted with the superintendence of
+the experiment, in order to avoid the
+possibility of a suspicion that it had
+not received a fair trial. If, with every
+reasonable advantage, the scheme
+should eventually prove impracticable,
+then, of course, it will sink into oblivion,
+and be consigned to the limbo
+of impossible theories. The country
+will have sustained no loss, save the
+insignificant expense of the model
+machinery.</p>
+
+<p>Considering the whole subject&mdash;its
+importance, its difficulty, the novelty
+of the proposed amendments, and
+their magnitude&mdash;we are disposed to
+agree with the learned Recorder of
+Birmingham, that "the plan is highly
+deserving of notice." Objections, of
+course, might be made in abundance,
+over and above those we have thought
+proper to notice. These, however,
+may be all reduced to one, namely,
+that the scheme is impracticable. That
+it may prove so, we do not deny; nor
+could any one, with a grain of prudence,
+venture to deny it, seeing how
+many promising projects are daily
+failing, not through their own intrinsic
+defects, but through miscalculation of
+opposing forces. The test of the
+Mark System, we repeat, must be
+experience. All that we seek to
+establish in its favour is the soundness
+of its principles. Of these we
+do not hesitate to avow a perfect
+approval; and, in doing so, we do not
+fear being classed among the disciples
+of the new school of pseudo-philanthropy,
+whose academy is Exeter
+Hall, and whose teachers are such
+men as Lord Nugent and Mr Fox.
+It is quite possible to feel compassion
+for the guilty, and a solicitude
+for their temporal as well as eternal
+welfare, without elevating them into
+the dignity of martyrs, and fixing one's
+attention upon them, to the neglect of
+their more honest and less protected
+neighbours. It is no uncommon thing
+to hear comparisons drawn between
+the conditions of the prisoner and the
+pauper&mdash;between the abundant nourishing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_729" id="Page_729">[729]</a></span>
+food of the former, and the
+scanty meagre rations of the latter!
+There is no doubt that better fare is
+provided in a jail than in a workhouse.
+Good reasons, perhaps, may
+be given for the distinction, but in
+appearance it is horribly unjust. No
+system which proposed to encourage
+it would ever receive our approbation.
+The Mark System is adverse to the
+pampering of criminals. It seeks to
+enforce temperance and frugality, both
+by positive rewards, and by punishing
+gluttony and indulgence. Its object
+is the improvement, not of the physical,
+but the moral condition of the
+prisoner. His mind, not his body, is
+its especial care&mdash;a prudent, humane,
+we will even say, a pious care! Visionary
+it may be, though we think not&mdash;absurd
+it can never be, except in the
+eyes of those to whom the well-being
+of their fellow-creatures is matter of
+indifference, and who, too frivolous to
+reflect, or too shallow to penetrate
+the depths of things, seek to disguise
+their ignorance and folly under cover of
+ridicule. To such we make no appeal.
+But to the many really humane and
+sensible persons who are alive to the
+importance of the subject, we recommend
+a deliberate examination of the
+Mark System.</p>
+
+<p class="sig">M.
+</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+
+<h2>LAYS AND LEGENDS OF THE THAMES.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Never was there such a summer
+on this side of the Tropics. How
+is it possible to exist, with the
+thermometer up to boiling point!
+London a vast caldron&mdash;the few
+people left in its habitable parts
+strongly resembling stewed fish&mdash;the
+aristocratic portion of the world flying
+in all directions, though there are
+three horticultural fetes to come&mdash;the
+attachés to all the foreign embassies
+sending in their resignations, rather
+than be roasted alive&mdash;the ambassadors
+all on leave, in the direction of
+the North Pole&mdash;the new governor
+of Canada congratulated, for the first
+time in national history, on his banishment
+to a land where he has nine
+months winter;&mdash;and a contract just
+entered into with the Wenham Lake
+Company for ten thousand tons of
+ice, to rescue the metropolis from a
+general conflagration.</p>
+
+<p>&mdash;Went to dine with the new East
+India Director, in his Putney paradise.
+Sir Charles gives dinners worthy
+of the Mogul, and he wants nothing
+of the pomps and pleasures of the
+East but a harem. But, in the mean
+time, he gathers round him a sort of
+human menagerie; and every race of
+man, from the Hottentot to the Highlander,
+is to be found feeding in his
+Louis Quatorze saloons.</p>
+
+<p>This certainly variegates the scene
+considerably, and relieves us of the
+intolerable topics, of Parliament, taxes,
+the last attempt on Louis Philippe,
+the last adventure of Queen Christina,
+or the last good thing of the last great
+bore of Belgrave Square; with the
+other desperate expedients to avoid
+the inevitable yawn. We had an Esquimaux
+chief, who, however, dwelt
+too long on the luxury of porpoise
+steaks; a little plump Mandarin, who
+indulged us with the tricks of the tea
+trade; the sheik Ben Hassan Ben
+Ali, who had narrowly escaped hanging
+by the hands of the French; and
+a New Zealand chief, strongly suspected
+of habits inconsistent with the
+European <i>cuisine</i>, yet who restricted
+himself on this occasion to every thing
+at the table.</p>
+
+<p>At length, in a pause of the conversation,
+somebody asked where
+somebody else was going, for the dog-days.
+The question engaged us all.
+But, on comparing notes, every Englishman
+of the party had been everywhere
+already&mdash;Cairo, Constantinople,
+Calcutta, Cape Horn. There
+was not a corner of the world, where
+they had not drunk tea, smoked
+cigars, and anathematised the country,
+the climate, and the constitution.
+Every thing was <i>usé</i>&mdash;every soul was
+<i>blasé</i>. There was no hope of novelty,
+except by an Artesian perforation
+to the centre, or a voyage to the
+moon.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_730" id="Page_730">[730]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>At last a curious old personage,
+with a nondescript visage, and who
+might, from the jargon of his tongue
+and the mystery of his costume, have
+been a lineal descendant of the Wandering
+Jew, asked, had any one at
+table seen the Thames?</p>
+
+<p>The question struck us all at once.
+It was a grand discovery; it was a
+flash of light; it was the birth of a
+new idea; it was an influx of brilliant
+inquiry. It was ascertained, that
+though we had all steamed up and
+down the Thames times without number,
+not one of us had seen the river.
+Some had always steamed it in their
+sleep; some had plunged at once into
+the cabin, to avoid the passengers on
+deck; some had escaped the vision
+by the clouds of a cigar; some by a
+French novel and an English dinner.
+But not one could recollect any thing
+more of it than it flowed through
+banks more or less miry; that it was,
+to the best of their recollection, something
+larger than the Regent's Canal;
+and some thought that they had seen
+occasional masts and smoke flying by
+them.</p>
+
+<p>My mind was made up on the spot.
+Novelty is my original passion&mdash;the
+spring of all my virtues and vices&mdash;the
+stimulant of all my desires, disasters,
+and distinctions. In short, I
+determined to see the Thames.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb" />
+
+<p>Rose at daybreak&mdash;the sky blue,
+the wind fragrant, Putney throwing
+up its first faint smokes; the villa all
+asleep. Leaving a billet for Sir Charles,
+I ordered my cab, and set off for the
+Thames. "How little," says Jonathan
+Swift, "does one-half of the world
+know what the other is doing." I had
+left Putney the abode of silence, a
+solitary policeman standing here and
+there, like the stork which our modern
+painters regularly put into the
+corner of their landscapes to express
+the sublime of solitude&mdash;no slipshod
+housemaid peeping from her window;
+no sight or sound of life to be seen
+through the rows of the flower-pots,
+or the lattices of the suburb gardens.</p>
+
+<p>But, once in London, what a contrast.
+From the foot of London bridge
+what a rush of life; what an incursion
+of cabs; what a rattle of waggons;
+what a surge of population; what a
+chaos of clamour; what volcanic volumes
+of everlasting smoke rolling up
+against the unhappy face of the Adelaide
+hotel; what rushing of porters,
+and trundling of trunks; what
+cries of every species, utterable by
+that extraordinary machine the throat
+of man; what solicitations to trust
+myself, for instant conveyance to the
+remotest shore of the terraqueous
+globe!&mdash;"For Calais, sir? Boat off
+in half-an-hour."&mdash;"For Constantinople?
+in a quarter."&mdash;"For Alexandria?
+in five minutes."&mdash;"For the
+Cape? bell just going to ring." In
+this confusion of tongues it was a
+thousand to one that I had not jumped
+into the boat for the Niger, and before
+I recovered my senses, been far on my
+way to Timbuctoo.</p>
+
+<p>In a feeling little short of desperation,
+or of that perplexity in which
+one labours to decypher the possible
+purport of a maiden speech, I flung
+myself into the first steamer which I
+could reach, and, to my genuine self-congratulation,
+found that I was under
+no compulsion to be carried beyond
+the mouth of the Thames.</p>
+
+<p>I had now leisure to look round me.
+The bell had not yet chimed: passengers
+were dropping in. Carriages
+were still rolling down to the landing-place,
+laden with mothers and daughters,
+lapdogs and bandboxes, innumerable.
+The surrounding scenery
+came, as the describers say, "in all its
+power on my eyes."&mdash;St Magnus, built
+by Sir Christopher Wren, as dingy
+and massive as if it had been built by
+Roderic the Goth; St Olave's, rising
+from its ruins, as fresh as a fairy palace
+of gingerbread; the Shades,
+where men drink wine, as Bacchus
+did, from the bunghole; the Bridge of
+Bridges, clambered over and crowded
+with spectators as thick as hiving bees!</p>
+
+<p>But&mdash;prose was never made for
+such things. I must be Pindaric.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">London Bridge.</span><br />
+
+<i>"My native land, good-night!"</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Adieu, adieu, thou huge, high bridge<br /></span>
+<span class="i7">A long and glad adieu!<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_731" id="Page_731">[731]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">I see above thy stony ridge<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">A most ill-favour'd crew.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The earth displays no dingier sight;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I bid the whole&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">There, hang between me and the sky<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">She who doth oysters sell,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The youth who parboil'd shrimps doth cry,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">The shoeless beau and belle,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Blue-apron'd butchers, bakers white,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Creation's lords!&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Some climb along the slippery wall,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Through balustrades some stare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One wonders what has perch'd them all<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Five hundred feet in air.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Thames below flows, ready quite<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To break their fall.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">What visions fill my parting eyes!<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">St Magnus, thy grim tower,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>Almost</i> as black as London skies!<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">The Shades, which are no bower;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">St Olave's, on its new-built site,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In flaming brick.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The rope's thrown off, the paddles move,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">We leave the bridge behind;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Beat tide below, and cloud above;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Asylums for the blind,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Schools, storehouses, fly left and right;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Docks, locks, and blocks&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">In distance fifty steeples dance.<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">St Catherine's dashes by,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Customhouse scarce gets a glance,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">The sounds of Bowbell die.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With charger's speed, or arrow's flight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We steam along.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The Tower seems whirling in a waltz,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">As on we rush and roar.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where impious man makes Cheltenham salts,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">We shave the sullen shore;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Putting the wherries all in fright,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Swamping a few.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We brave the perils of the Pool;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Pass colliers chain'd in rows;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">See coalheavers, as black and cool<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">As negroes without clothes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Each bouncing, like an opera sprite,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Stript to the skin.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And now I glance along the deck<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Our own live-stock to view&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some matrons, much in fear of wreck;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Some lovers, two by two;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some sharpers, come the clowns to bite;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some plump John Bulls.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_732" id="Page_732">[732]</a></span>A shoal of spinsters, book'd for France,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">(All talking of Cheapside;)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An old she-scribbler of romance,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">All authorship and pride;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A diner-out, (timeworn and trite,)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A <i>gobe-mouche</i> group.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">A strolling actor and his wife,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Both going to "make hay;"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An Alderman, at fork and knife,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">The wonder of his day!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Three Earls, without an appetite,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Gazing, in spleen.&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Ye dear, delicious memories!<br /></span>
+<span class="i7">That to our midriffs cling<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As children to their Christmas pies,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">(So, all the New-School sing;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In collars loose, and waistcoats white,)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All, all farewell!&mdash;Good-night, good-night!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>The charming author of that most
+charming of all brochures, <i>Le Voyage
+autour de ma Chambre</i>, says, that the
+less a man has to write about, the
+better he writes. But this charming
+author was a Frenchman; he was born
+in the land where three dinners can
+be made of one potato, and where
+moonshine is a substantial part of
+every thing. He performed his voyage,
+standing on a waxed floor, and making
+a circuit of his shelves; the titles
+of his books had been his facts, and
+the titillations of his snuff the food of
+his fancy. But John Bull is of another
+style of thinking. His appetite
+requires solid realities, and I give him
+docks, wharfs, steam-engines, and
+manufactures, for his powerful mastication.&mdash;But,
+what scents are these,
+rising with such potentiality upon the
+morning breeze? What sounds, "by
+distance made more sweet?" What
+a multitude of black, brown, bustling
+beings are crushing up that narrow
+avenue, from these open boats, like
+a new invasion of the pirate squadrons
+from the north of old. Oh, Billingsgate!&mdash;I
+scent thee&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">&mdash;&mdash;"As when to them who sail<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Beyond the Cape of Hope, and now are past<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Mozambic, far at sea the north winds blow<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sabæan odours from the spicy shore<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of Araby the Blest. With such delay<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Well-pleased, they slack their course, and many a league,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Cheer'd with the grateful smell, old Ocean smiles."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>The effect was not equally rapturous
+in the Thames; but on we flew,
+passing groups of buildings which
+would have overtopped all the castles
+on the Rhine, had they but been on
+fair ground; depots of wealth, which
+would have purchased half the provinces
+beyond the girdle of the Black
+Forest; and huge steamers, which
+would have towed a captive Armada
+to the Tower.</p>
+
+<p>The <span class="smcap">Tower</span>! what memories are
+called up by the name! How frowning
+are those black battlements, how
+strong those rugged walls, how massive
+those iron-spiked gates! Every
+stone is historical, and every era of
+its existence has been marked by the
+mightiest changes of men, monarchs,
+and times; then I see the fortress,
+the palace and the prison of kings!</p>
+
+<p>But, let me people those resounding
+arches, dim passages, and solemn
+subterraneans, with the past. Here,
+two thousand years ago, Julius Cæsar
+kept his military court, with Quæstors,
+Prefects, and Tribunes, for his secretaries
+of state; Centurions for his
+chamberlains; and Augurs for his
+bishops. On this bank of the stately
+river, on which no hovel had encroached,
+but which covered with its<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_733" id="Page_733">[733]</a></span>
+unpolluted stream half the landscape,
+and rolled in quiet majesty to
+meet the ocean; often stood the man,
+who was destined to teach the Republican
+rabble of Rome that they had a
+master. I leave antiquarians to settle
+the spot trodden by his iron sandal.
+I disdain the minute meddling of the
+men of <i>fibulæ</i> and <i>frustums</i> of pitchers.
+But I can see&mdash;"in my mind's eye,
+Horatio"&mdash;the stately Roman casting
+many an eager glance eastward, and
+asking himself, with an involuntary
+grasp of his hilt, and an unconscious
+curl of his lip, how long he was to
+suffer the haranguers of the populace,
+the pilferers of the public, the hirelings
+of Cinna and Sylla, and of every
+man who would hire them, the whole
+miry mass of reformers, leaguers, and
+cheap-bread men, to clap their wings
+like a flight of crows over the bleeding
+majesty of Rome.</p>
+
+<p>Then the chance sound of a trumpet,
+or the tread of a cohort along the
+distant rampart, would make him turn
+back his glance, and think of the
+twenty thousand first-rate soldiers
+whom a wave of his finger would
+move across the Channel, send
+through Gaul, sacking Lutetia, darting
+through the defiles of the Alps, and
+bringing him in triumph through the
+Janiculum, up to the temple of the
+Capitoline Jove. Glorious dreams, and
+gloriously realised! How vexatious
+is it that we cannot see the past, that
+we cannot fly back from the bustle of
+this blacksmith world, from the jargon
+of public life, and the tameness
+of private toil; into those majestic
+ages, when the world was as magnificent
+as a theatre; when nations
+were swallowed up in the shifting of
+a scene; when all were fifth acts, and
+when every catastrophe broke down
+an empire!</p>
+
+<p>But, what sounds are these? The
+steamer had shot along during my
+reverie, and was now passing a long
+line of low-built strong vessels, moored
+in the centre of the river. I looked
+round, and here was more than a
+dream of the past; here was the past
+itself&mdash;here was man in his primitive
+state, as he had issued from the forest,
+before a profane axe had cropped its
+brushwood. Here I saw perhaps five
+hundred of my fellow-beings, no more
+indebted to the frippery of civilisation
+than the court of Caractacus.&mdash;Bold
+figures, daring brows, Herculean
+shapes, naked to the waist, and with
+skins of the deepest bronze. Cast in
+metal, and fixed in a gallery, they
+would have made an incomparable
+rank and file of gladiatorial statues.</p>
+
+<p>The captain of the steamer explained
+the phenomenon. They were
+individuals, who, for want of a clear
+perception of the line to be drawn between
+<i>meum</i> and <i>tuum</i>, had been sent
+on this half-marine half-terrestrial
+service, to reinforce their morals.
+They were now serving their country,
+by digging sand and deepening the
+channel of the river. The scene of
+their patriotism was called the "hulks,"
+and the patriots themselves were
+technically designated felons.</p>
+
+<p>Before I could give another glance,
+we had shot along; and, to my surprise,
+I heard a chorus of their voices in the
+distance. I again applied to my Cicerone,
+who told me that all other
+efforts having failed to rectify their
+moral faculties; a missionary singing-master
+had been sent down among
+them, and was reported to be making
+great progress in their conversion.</p>
+
+<p>I listened to the sounds, as they followed
+on the breeze. I am not romantic;
+but I shall say no more.
+The novelty of this style of reformation
+struck me. I regarded it as one
+of the evidences of national advance.&mdash;My
+thoughts instinctively flowed
+into poetry.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Song For The Million.</span><br />
+
+<i>"Mirth, admit me of thy crew."</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Song, admit me of thy crew!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Minstrels, without shirt or shoe,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Geniuses with naked throats,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bare of pence, yet full of <i>notes</i>.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bards, before they've learn'd to write,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Issuing their notes at <i>sight</i>;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Notes, to tens of thousands mounting,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Careless of the Bank's discounting.<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_734" id="Page_734">[734]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">Leaving all the world behind,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">England, in thy march of Mind.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Now, the carter drives his cart,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whistling, as he goes, Mozart.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now, a shilling to a guinea,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dolly cook, <i>sol-fas</i> Rossini.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While the high-soul'd housemaid, Betty,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Twirls her mop to Donizetti.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or, the scullion scrubs her oven<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To thy Runic hymns, Beethoven.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All the sevants' hall combined,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">England, in thy march of Mind.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Now, may maidens of all ages<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Look unharm'd on pretty <i>pages</i>.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now, may paupers "<i>raise the wind</i>,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now, may <i>score</i> the great undined.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now, unblamed, may tender pairs<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Give themselves the tenderest <i>airs</i>.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now, may half-pay sons of Mars<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Look in freedom through their <i>bars</i>,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Though upon a <i>Bench</i> reclined,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">England, in thy march of Mind.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Soon we'll hear our "London cries"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dulcified to harmonies;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Mackerel sold in canzonets,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Milkmen "calling," in duets.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Postmen's bells no more shall bore us,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When their clappers ring in chorus.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ears no more shall start at, Dust O!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When the thing is done with <i>gusto</i>.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">E'en policemen grow refined,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">England, in thy march of Mind.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Song shall settle Church and State,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Song shall supersede debate.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Owlet Joe no more shall screech,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We shall make him sing his speech.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Even the Iron Duke's "sic volo"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shall be soften'd to a <i>solo</i>.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Discords then shall be disgrace,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Statesmen shall play <i>thorough base</i>;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whigs and Tories intertwined,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">England, in thy march of Mind.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Sailors, under canvass stiff,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now no more shall dread a <i>cliff</i>.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From Bombay to Coromandel,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Faqueers shall chorus Handel.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Arab sheik, and Persian maiden,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Simpering serenades from Haydn.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Crossing then the hemisphere,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Jonathan shall chant Auber,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All his love of pelf resign'd,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">England, to thy march of Mind.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p class="noind">&mdash;Still moving on, still passing multitudinous
+agglomerations of brick,
+mortar, stone, and iron, rather than
+houses.&mdash;Docks crowded with masts,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_735" id="Page_735">[735]</a></span>
+thicker than they ever grew in a
+pine forest, and echoing with the
+sounds of hammers, cranes, forges
+and enginery, making anchors for all
+the ships of ocean, rails for all the
+roads of earth, and chain-cables for a
+dozen generations to come. In front
+of one of those enormous forges,
+which, with its crowd of brawny
+hammerers glaring in the illumination
+of the furnace, gave me as complete a
+representation of the Cyclops and
+their cave, as any thing that can be
+seen short of the bowels of Ætna;
+stood a growing church, growing of
+iron; the walls were already half-way
+grown up. I saw them already pullulating
+into windows, a half-budded
+pulpit stood in the centre, and a
+Gothic arch was already beginning
+to spread like the foliage of a huge
+tree over the aisle. It was intended
+for one of the colonies, ten thousand
+miles off.</p>
+
+<p>As the steamer is not suffered in
+this part of the river to run down
+boats at the rate of more than five
+miles an hour; I had leisure to see the
+operation. While I gazed, the roof had
+<i>leaved</i>; and my parting glance showed
+me the whole on the point of flourishing
+among the handsomest specimens
+of civic architecture.</p>
+
+<p>In front of another forge stood a
+lighthouse; it was consigned to the
+West Indies. Three of its stone predecessors
+had been engulfed by
+earthquakes, a fourth had been swept
+off by a hurricane. This was of iron,
+and was to defy all the chances of
+time and the elements, by contract,
+for the next thousand years. It was
+an elegant structure, built on the
+plan of the "Tower of the Winds."
+Every square inch of its fabric, from
+the threshold to the vane, was iron!
+"What will mankind come to," said
+George Canning, "in fifty years
+hence? The present age is impudent
+enough, but I foresee that the next
+will be all <i>Irony</i> and <i>Raillery</i>."</p>
+
+<p>But all here is a scene of miracle.
+In our perverseness we laugh at our
+"Lady of Loretto," and pretend to
+doubt her house being carried from
+Jerusalem on the backs of angels.
+But what right have I to doubt, where
+so many millions are ready to take
+their oaths to the fact? What is it
+to us how many angels might be
+required for the operation? or how
+much their backs may have been
+galled in the carriage? The result is
+every thing. But here we have before
+our sceptical eyes the very same result.
+We have St Catherine's hospital, fifty
+times the size, transported half-a-dozen
+miles, and deposited in the
+Regent's Park. The Virgin came
+alone. The hospital came, with all
+its fellows, their matrons, and their
+master. The virgin-house left only a
+solitary excavation in a hillside. The
+hospital left a mighty dock, filled
+with a fleet that would have astonished
+Tyre and Sidon, buildings
+worthy of Babylon, and a population
+that would have sacked Persepolis.</p>
+
+<p>But, what is this strangely shaped
+vessel, which lies anchored stem and
+stern in the centre of the stream, and
+bearing a flag covered over with characters
+which as we pass look like hieroglyphics?
+The barge which marks
+the Tunnel. We are now moving
+above the World's Wonder! A thousand
+men, women, and children, have
+marched under that barge's keel since
+morning; lamps are burning fifty feet
+under water, human beings are breathing,
+where nothing but the bones of a
+mammoth ever lay before, and check-takers
+are rattling pence, where the
+sound of coin was never heard since
+the days of the original Chaos.</p>
+
+<p>What a field for theory! What
+a subject for a fashionable Lecturer!
+What a topic for the gossipry of itinerant
+science, telling us (on its own
+infallible authority) how the globe
+has been patched up for us, the degenerated
+and late-born sons of Adam!
+How glowingly might their fancy lucubrate
+on the history of the prior
+and primitive races which may now
+be perforating the interior strata of
+the globe&mdash;working by their own gas-light,
+manufacturing their own metals,
+and, from their want of the Davy-lamp,
+(and of an Act of Parliament,
+to make it burn,) producing those
+explosions which <i>we</i> call earthquakes,
+while our volcanoes are merely the
+tops of their chimneys!</p>
+
+<p>I gave the Tunnel a parting aspiration&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_736" id="Page_736">[736]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">The Tunnel.</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Genii of the Diving-bell!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sing Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whether ye parboil in steam,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whether float in lightning's beam,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whether in the Champs Elysés<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dance ye, like Carlotta Grisi.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Take your trumps, the fame to swell,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Phantoms of the fiery crown!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Plunged ten thousand fathoms down<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In the deep Pacific's wave,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In the Ocean's central cave,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where the infant earthquakes sleep,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where the young tornadoes creep.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Chant the praise, where'er ye dwell,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">What, if Green's Nassau balloon<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Ere its voyage to the moon)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twixt Vauxhall and Stepney plies,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Straining London's million eyes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dropping on the breezes bland,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Good for gazers,) bags of sand;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Green's a blacksmith to a belle,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Great magician of the Tunnel!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Earth bows down before thy funnel,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Darting on through swamp and crag,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Faster than a Gaul can brag;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All Newmarket's tip-top speed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To thy stud is broken-knee'd;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Zephyr spavin'd, lightning slow,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To thy fiery rush below.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Ships no more shall trust to sails,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Boats no more be swamp'd by whales,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sailors sink no more in barks,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Built by contract with the sharks,)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Though the tempest o'er us roar;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Flying through thy Tunnel's bore,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What care we for mount or main,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What can stop the Monster-Train?<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">There let Murchison and Lyell<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of our Tunnel make the trial.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We shall make them cross the Line,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Fifty miles below the brine&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Leaving blockheads to discuss<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Paving-stones with Swiss or Russ,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or in some Cathedral stall,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Still to play their cup and ball.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">What, if rushes the Great Western<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rapid as a racer's pastern,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">At each paddle's thundering stroke,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Blackening hemispheres with smoke,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_737" id="Page_737">[737]</a></span>Bouncing like a soda-cork;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Raising consols in New York,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">E'er the lie has time to cool,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Forged in bustling Liverpool.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Yet, a river to a runnel,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To the steamer is the Tunnel;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Screw and sail alike shall lag,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To the "Rumour" in thy bag.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While <i>she</i> puffs to make the land,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thou shalt have the Stock in hand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Smashing bill-broker and banker<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Days, before she drops her anchor.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then, if England has a foe,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We shall rout him from below.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Through our Ocean tunnel's arch,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shall the bold battalions march,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Piled upon our flying waggons,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Spouting fire and smoke like dragons;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sweeping on, like shooting-stars,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Guardsmen, rifles, and hussars.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We shall <i>tunnelize</i> the Poles,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bringing down the cost of coals;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Making Yankees sell their ice<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">At a Christian sort of price;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Making China's long-tail'd Khan<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sell his Congo as he can,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In our world of fire and shade,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Carrying on earth's grand "Free Trade."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We shall bore the broad Atlantic,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Making every grampus frantic;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Killing Jonathan with spite,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As the Train shoots up to light.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Mexico her hands shall clap,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Tahiti throw up her cap,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till the globe one shout shall swell<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>But this scene is memorable for
+more ancient recollections. It was in
+this spot, that once, every master of
+a merchant ship took off his hat in
+reverence to the <i>genius loci</i>; but never
+dared to drop his anchor. It was
+named the Pool, from the multitude
+of wrecks which had occurred there
+in the most mysterious manner; until
+it was ascertained that it was the
+chief resort of the mermen and mermaids,
+who originally haunted the
+depths of the sylvan Thamesis.</p>
+
+<p>There annually, from ages long before
+the Olympiads, the youths and
+maidens came, to fling garlands into
+the stream, and inquire the time proper
+for matrimony. It was from one
+of their chants, that John Milton
+borrowed his pretty hymn to the presiding
+nymph&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">"Listen, where thou art sitting,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Under the glassy, cool, translucent wave,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In twisted braids of lilies knitting<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The loose trains of thy amber-dropping hair.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Listen, for dear honour's sake,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Goddess of the Silver Lake,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Listen and save!"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_738" id="Page_738">[738]</a></span></p>
+<p>On the coast of Norway there is
+another Pool, entitled the Maelstrom,
+where ships used to disappear, no
+one knew why. But the manner was
+different; they no sooner touched the
+edge of the prohibited spot than they
+were swept with the fury of a hurricane
+into the centre, where they no
+sooner arrived than they were pulled
+down, shattered into a thousand fragments,
+and never heard of more.
+This was evidently the work of the
+mermen, who however, being of Northern
+breed, had, like the usual generation
+of that wild and winterly region,
+tempers of indigenous ferocity. But
+the tenants of the Thames, inheriting
+the softer temper of their clime, were
+gentler in their style of administering
+justice, which they administered effectually,
+notwithstanding. Every unlucky
+vessel which stopped upon the
+exclusive spot, quietly sank. The
+operation regularly took place in the
+night. By morning the only remnant
+of its existence was discoverable
+among the huts along the shore, exhibiting
+foreign silks, Dutch drams,
+French brandy, and other forbidden
+articles, which, somehow or other, had
+escaped from the bosom of the deep.</p>
+
+<p>The legend goes on to say, that
+from those fatalities the place was
+cautiously avoided, until, about a
+hundred and fifty years ago, one fine
+evening in May, a large merchantman
+came in full sail up the river, and
+dropped her anchor exactly in the
+spot of peril. All the people of the
+shore were astounded at this act of
+presumption, and numberless boats
+put off to acquaint the skipper with his
+danger. But, as the legend tells, "he
+was a bold vain man, with a huge
+swaggering sword at his side, a purse
+in his girdle, and a pipe in his mouth.
+Upon hearing of the aforesaid tale,
+he scoffed greatly, saying, in most
+wicked and daring language, that he
+had came from the East Indian possessions
+of the Dutch republic, where
+he had seen jugglers and necromancers
+of all kinds; but he defied them all,
+and cared not the lighting of his meerscham
+for all the mermaids under the
+salt seas." Upon the hearing of
+which desperate speech all the bystanders
+took to their boats, fearing
+that the good ship would be plucked
+to the bottom of the river without
+delay.</p>
+
+<p>But at morning dawn the good ship
+still was there, to the surprise of
+all. However, the captain was to have
+a warning. As he was looking over
+the stern, and laughing at the story,
+the steersman saw him suddenly turn
+pale and fix his eyes upon the water,
+then running by at the rate of about
+five knots. The crew hurried forward,
+and lo and behold! there arose close to
+the ship a merman, a very respectable-looking
+person, in Sunday clothes and
+with his hair powdered, who desired
+the captain to carry his vessel from
+the place, because "his anchor had
+dropt exactly against his hall door,
+and prevented his family from going
+to church."</p>
+
+<p>The whole history is well known
+at Deptford, Rotherhithe, and places
+adjacent; and it finishes, by saying,
+that the captain, scoffing at the request,
+the merman took his leave with
+an angry expression on his countenance,
+a storm came on in the night,
+and nothing of captain, crew, or ship,
+as ever heard of more.</p>
+
+<p>But the spot is boundless in legendary
+lore. A prediction which had
+for centuries puzzled all the readers
+of Mother Shipton, was delivered by
+her in the small dwelling whose ruins
+are still visible on the Wapping shore.
+The prophecy was as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Eighteene hundred thirty-five,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which of us shall be alive?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many a king shall ende his reign;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many a knave his ende shall gain;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many a statesman be in trouble;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many a scheme the worlde shall bubble;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many a man shall selle his vote;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many a man shall turne his coat.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Righte be wronge, and wronge be righte,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By Westminster's candle-lighte.<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_739" id="Page_739">[739]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">But, when from the top of Bow<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shall the dragon stoop full low.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When from church of holy Paul<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shall come down both crosse and ball.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When all men shall see them meete<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">On the land, yet by the Fleet.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When below the Thamis bed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shall be seen the furnace red;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When its bottom shall drop out,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Making hundreds swim about,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where a fishe had never swum,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then shall doleful tidings come.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Flood and famine, woe and taxe,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Melting England's strength like waxe;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till she fights both France and Spain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then shall all be well again!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>I shall have an infinite respect for
+Mother Shipton in future. All was
+amply verified. The repairs of St
+Paul's, in the year stated, required that
+the cross and ball should be taken
+down, which was done accordingly.
+Bow Church, whose bells are supposed
+to thrill the <i>intima præcordia</i> of every
+Londoner's memory in every part of
+the globe, happening to be in the
+same condition, the dragon on the
+spire was also taken down, and cross,
+ball, and dragon, were sent to a
+coppersmith's, in Ludgate Hill, beside
+the Fleet prison, where they were to
+be seen by all the wondering population,
+lying together. The third feature
+of the wisdom of Mother Shipton
+was fulfilled with equal exactitude.
+The Thames Tunnel had been pushed
+to the middle of the river's bed, when,
+coming to a loose portion of the clay,
+the roof fell in; the Thames burst
+through its own bottom, the Tunnel
+was instantly filled, and the workmen
+were forced to swim for their lives.
+The remainder of the oracle, partly
+present, is undeniable while we have
+an income tax, and the <i>finale</i> may be
+equally relied on, to the honour of the
+English Pythonness.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_740" id="Page_740">[740]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>RECENT ROYAL MARRIAGES.</h2>
+
+
+<p>At this dull season, the long
+vacation of legislators, when French
+deputies and English members, weary
+of bills and debates, motions and
+amendments, take their autumnal
+ramble, or range their well-stocked
+preserves, and when newspapers are
+at their wits' end for subjects of discussion,
+a topic like the Spanish marriages,
+intrinsically so important, in
+arrival so opportune, has naturally
+monopolised the attention of the daily
+press. For some time previously, the
+English public had paid little attention
+to Spanish affairs. Men were weary
+of watching the constant changes,
+the shameless corruption, the scandalous
+intrigues, from which that
+unfortunate country and its unquiet
+population have so long suffered;
+they had ceased in great measure
+to follow the thread of Peninsular
+politics. The arbitrary and unconstitutional
+influences employed at the
+last elections, and the tyranny exercised
+towards the press, deprived
+foreigners of the most important data
+whence to judge the real state of
+public feeling and opinion south of
+the Pyrenees. The debates of Cortes
+elected under circumstances of flagrant
+intimidation, and whose members,
+almost to a man, were creatures of a
+<i>Camarilla</i>, were no guide to the sentiments
+of a nation: journalists, sorely
+persecuted, writing in terror of bayonets,
+in peril of ruinous fine and
+arbitrary imprisonment, dared not
+speak the voice of truth, and feared
+to echo the wishes and indignation of
+the vast but soldier-ridden majority
+of their countrymen. Thus, without
+free papers or fair debates to guide
+them, foreigners could attain but an
+imperfect perception of the state of
+Spanish affairs. The view obtained
+was vague&mdash;the outline faint and
+broken&mdash;details were wanting. Hence
+the Spanish marriages, although so
+much has been written about them,
+have in England been but partially
+understood. Much indignation and
+censure have been expended upon
+those who achieved them; many conjectures
+have been hazarded as to
+their proximate and remote consequences;
+but one very curious point
+has barely been glanced at. Scarcely
+an attempt has been made to investigate
+the singular state of parties, and
+strange concurrence of circumstances,
+that have enabled a few score persons
+to overbalance the will of a nation.
+How is it that a people, once so great
+and powerful, still so easy to rouse,
+and jealous of its independence, has
+suffered itself to be fooled by an
+abandoned Italian woman, and a wily
+and unscrupulous foreign potentate&mdash;by
+a corrupt <i>Camarilla</i>, and a party
+that is but a name? How is it that
+Spain has thus unresistingly beheld
+the consummation of an alliance so
+odious to her children, and against
+which, from Portugal to the Mediterranean,
+from Gibraltar's straits to
+Cantabria's coast, but one opinion is
+held, but one voice heard&mdash;a voice of
+reprobation and aggrieved nationality?</p>
+
+<p>Yes, within the last few weeks,
+wondering Europe has witnessed a
+strange spectacle. A queen and her
+sister, children in years and understanding,
+have been wedded&mdash;the
+former completely against her inclinations,
+the latter in direct opposition
+to the wishes and interests of her
+country, and in defiance of stern
+remonstrance and angry protest from
+allied and powerful states&mdash;to most
+unsuitable bridegrooms. The queen,
+Isabella of Spain, has, it is true, a
+Spaniard for her husband; and him,
+therefore, her jealous and suspicious
+subjects tolerate, though they cannot
+approve. Feeble and undecided of
+character, unstable in his political
+opinions&mdash;if, indeed, political opinions
+he have other than are supplied to
+him, ready formed, by insidious and
+unworthy advisers&mdash;Don Francisco
+de Assis is the last man to sit on
+the right hand of a youthful queen,
+governing an unsettled country and a
+restless people, to inspire her with
+energy and assist her with wise counsels.
+It redounds little to the honour
+of the name of Bourbon, that if it
+was essential the Queen should marry
+a member of that house, her present
+husband was, with perhaps one exception,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_741" id="Page_741">[741]</a></span>
+as eligible a candidate as could
+be selected. That marriage decided
+upon, however, it became doubly
+important to secure for the Infanta
+Luisa&mdash;the future Queen of Spain
+should her sister die without issue&mdash;a
+husband in all respects desirable; and,
+above all, one agreeable to the Spanish
+nation. Has this been done? What
+advantages does the husband of the
+girl of fourteen, of the heir-presumptive
+to the Spanish crown, bring to
+Spain, in exchange for the rich dowery
+of his child-bride&mdash;for the chance, not
+to say the probability, of being a
+queen's husband&mdash;and for an immense
+accession of influence to his dynasty
+in the country where that dynasty
+most covets it? The advantages are
+all of a negative kind. By that marriage,
+Spain, delivered over to French
+intrigues, exposed to the machinations
+and vampire-like endearments of an
+ancient and hereditary foe, becomes
+<i>de facto</i> a vassal to her puissant
+neighbour.</p>
+
+<p>The question of the Queen of Spain's
+marriage was first mooted within a
+very few days after her birth. In
+the spring of 1830, Queen Christina
+found herself with child for the first
+time; and her husband, Ferdinand
+VII., amongst whose many bad and
+unkingly qualities want of foresight
+could not be reckoned, published the
+Pragmatic Sanction that secured the
+crown to his offspring should it prove
+a girl. A girl it was; and scarcely
+had the infant been baptised, when
+her father began to think of a husband
+for her. "She shall be married," he
+said, "to a son of my brother Francisco."
+By and by Christina bore
+a second daughter, and then the King
+said&mdash;"They shall be married to the
+two eldest sons of my brother Francisco."</p>
+
+<p>Ferdinand died; and, as he had
+often predicted&mdash;comparing himself
+to the cork of a bottle of beer, which
+restrains the fermented liquor&mdash;at his
+death civil war broke out. Isabella
+was still an infant; the first thing to
+be done was to secure her the crown;
+and for the time, naturally enough,
+few thought about her marriage.
+Queen Christina was an exception.
+She apparently remembered and respected
+her husband's wishes; and in
+her conversations and correspondence
+with her sister, Luisa Carlota, wife of
+the Infante Don Francisco de Paulo,
+she frequently referred to them, and
+expressed a strong desire for their
+fulfilment. In the month of June of
+the present year, a Madrid newspaper,
+the <i>Clamor Publico</i>, published
+a letter of hers, written most strongly
+in that sense. It bears date the 23d
+of January 1836, and is the reply to
+one from Doña Luisa Carlota, in
+which reference was made to conversations
+between the two sisters and
+Ferdinand, respecting the marriage of
+his daughters to the sons of Don
+Francisco. "The idea has always
+flattered my heart," Christina wrote,
+"and I would fain see its realisation
+near at hand; for it was the wish and
+will of the beloved Ferdinand, which
+I will ever strive to fulfil in all that
+depends on me. * * * Besides
+which, I believe that the national representation,
+far from opposing, will
+approve these marriages, as advantageous
+not only to our family, but to
+the nation itself, your sons being
+Spanish princes. I will not fail to
+propose it when the moment arrives."
+Notwithstanding these fair promises,
+and her respect for the wishes of
+Ferdinand the well-beloved, we find
+Christina, less than two years later,
+negotiating for her royal daughter a
+very different alliance. Irritated, on
+the one hand, against the Liberal
+party, to whose demands she had
+been compelled to yield; and alarmed,
+upon the other, at the progress of the
+Carlist armies, which were marching
+upon Madrid, then defended only by
+the national guards, she treated with
+Don Carlos for a marriage between
+the Queen and his eldest son. The
+Carlists were driven back to their
+mountain strongholds, and, the pressing
+danger over&mdash;although the war
+still continued with great fury&mdash;that
+project of alliance was shelved, and
+another, a very important one, broached.
+It was proposed to marry the
+Queen of Spain to an archduke of
+Austria, who should command the
+Spanish army, and to whom Christina
+expressed herself willing to give a
+share of the Regency, or even to yield
+it entirely. This was the motive of
+the mission of Zea Bermudez to Vienna.
+That envoy stipulated, as an
+indispensable condition of the success<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_742" id="Page_742">[742]</a></span>
+of his negotiations, that they should
+be kept a profound secret from the
+King of the French. The condition
+was not observed. Christina herself,
+it is said, unable to keep any thing
+from her dear uncle, told him all, and
+Bermudez had to leave Vienna almost
+before the matter in hand had been
+entered upon. Thereupon the queen-mother
+reverted to the marriage with
+a son of Don Carlos. The Conde de
+Toreno, for a moment weak enough
+to enter into her views, endeavoured
+to prepare the public for their disclosure,
+by announcing in the Cortes,
+that wars like the one then devastating
+Spain could only be terminated by
+a compromise&mdash;meaning a marriage.
+The Cortes thought differently, and,
+by other means, the war was brought
+to a close.</p>
+
+<p>The year 1840 witnessed the expulsion
+of Christina from Spain, and the
+appointment of Espartero to the Regency.
+During his three years' sway,
+that general refused to make or meddle
+in any way with the Queen's marriage.
+He said, that as she was not
+to marry till her majority, and as
+he should then no longer be Regent,
+his government had no occasion to
+busy itself with the matter. The
+friends of Spain have reason to wish
+that the Duke de la Victoria had
+shown himself less unassuming and
+reserved with respect to that most
+important question. Whilst it was
+thus temporarily lost sight of at
+Madrid, the queen-mother, in her retirement
+at Paris, took counsel with
+the most wily and far-sighted sovereign
+of Europe, and from that time
+must doubtless be dated the plans
+which Christina and Louis Philippe
+have at last so victoriously carried
+out. They had each their own interests
+in view&mdash;their own objects to
+accomplish&mdash;and it so chanced that
+those interests and objects were easily
+made to coincide. Concerning those
+of Christina, we shall presently speak
+at some length; those of the French
+king are now so notorious, that it is
+unnecessary to do more than glance
+at them. His first plan&mdash;a bold one,
+certainly&mdash;was to marry the Queen of
+Spain to the Duke d'Aumale. To
+this, Christina did not object. Her
+affection for her daughter&mdash;since then
+grievously diminished&mdash;prompted her
+to approve the match. The duke was
+a fine young man, and very rich. To
+a tender mother&mdash;which she claimed
+to be&mdash;the temptation was great.
+Doubtless, also, she received from
+Louis Philippe, as price of her concurrence,
+an assurance that certain
+private views and arrangements of
+her own should not to be interfered
+with&mdash;certain guardianship accounts
+and unworthy peculations not too
+curiously investigated. Of this, more
+hereafter. The result of the intrigues
+and negotiations between the Tuileries
+and the Hotel de Courcelles, was
+the diplomatic mission of M. Pageot,
+who was sent to London and to the
+principal continental courts, to announce,
+on the part of the King of
+the French, that, considering himself
+the chief of the Bourbon family, he
+felt called upon to declare that, according
+to the spirit of the treaty of
+Utrecht, the Queen of Spain could
+marry none but a Bourbon prince.
+The success of this first move, intended
+as a feeler to see how far he
+could venture to put forward a son of
+his own, was not such as to flatter the
+wishes of the French monarch. The
+reply of the British government was,
+that, according to the constitution of
+Spain, the Cortes must decide who
+was to be the Queen's husband and
+that he whom the Cortes should select,
+would, for England, be the legitimate
+aspirant. Without being so
+liberal in tone, the answers given by
+the cabinets of Vienna and Berlin
+were not more satisfactory; and the
+spleen of the French king manifested
+itself by the mouth of M. Guizot, who,
+with less than his usual prudence,
+went so far as to menace Spain with
+a war, if the Queen married any but
+a Bourbon. This occurred in March
+1843.</p>
+
+<p>In the following June, Espartero,
+in his turn, was driven from power
+and from his country. Well known
+as it was, that French man&oelig;uvres and
+French gold had, by deluding the
+nation, and corrupting the army,
+powerfully contributed to the overthrow
+of the only conscientious and
+constitutional ruler with whom Spain
+had for a long period been blessed, it
+was expected that Christina and her
+friends would do their utmost to bring
+about the immediate marriage of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_743" id="Page_743">[743]</a></span>
+Queen and the Duke d'Aumale. Then
+occurred the long projected and much
+talked of visit of Queen Victoria to the
+castle of Eu, where the question of Isabella's
+marriage was made the subject
+of a conference between the sovereigns
+of France and England, assisted
+by their ministers for foreign affairs,
+M. Guizot and Lord Aberdeen. It was
+shortly afterwards known that the
+King of the French had given the
+most satisfactory pledges, which were
+communicated to the principal foreign
+courts, that he not only would not
+strive to effect a marriage between the
+Queen of Spain and a son of his, but
+that he would positively refuse his
+consent to any such union. Further
+that if a marriage should be arranged
+between the Duke of Montpensier and
+the Infanta Luisa, it should not take
+place till Isabella was married and
+had issue. As an equivalent to these
+concessions, the English minister for
+foreign affairs had to declare, that
+without entering into an examination
+of the Treaty of Utrecht, or recognising
+any right contrary to the complete
+independence of the Spanish
+nation, it was desirable that the
+Queen should wed a descendant of
+Philip the Fifth, provided always such
+marriage was brought about conformably
+with the rules prescribed by
+the constitution of Spain.</p>
+
+<p>Compelled to abandon the design
+of marrying Isabella to a French
+prince, Louis Philippe, like a wary
+and prudent general, applied himself
+to improve the next best position, to
+which he had fallen back, and where
+he determined to maintain himself.
+Aumale could not have the Queen,
+but Montpensier should have the
+Infanta; and the aim must now be to
+increase the value of prize No. 2, by
+throwing prize No. 1 into the least
+worthy hands possible. In other
+words, the Queen must be married to
+the most incapable and uninfluential
+blockhead, who, being of Bourbon
+blood, could possibly be foisted upon
+her and the Spanish nation. To this
+end Count Trapani was pitched upon;
+and the first Narvaez ministry&mdash;including
+Señor Pedal and other birds
+of the same disreputable feather&mdash;which
+succeeded the one presided
+over by that indecent charlatan
+Gonzales Bravo, did all in its power
+to forward the pretensions of the
+Neapolitan prince, and accomplish his
+marriage with the Queen. To this
+end it was absolutely necessary to
+dispense with the approbation of the
+Cortes, required by the constitution.
+For although those Cortes had been
+chosen without the concurrence of the
+Progresista party&mdash;whose chiefs were
+all in exile, in prison, or prevented by
+the grossest intimidation from voting
+at the elections&mdash;on the question of
+the Trapani marriage they were found
+indocile. This profound contempt
+and marked antipathy with which
+Spaniards view whatever comes from
+Naples, and the offence given to the
+national dignity by the evident fact,
+that this candidate was imposed upon
+the country by the French government,
+convinced the latter, and that
+of Spain, which was its instrument,
+that even the Cortes they themselves
+had picked and chosen, lacked baseness
+or courage to consent to the
+Trapani alliance. Then was resolved
+upon and effected the constitutional
+<span class="smcap">Reform</span>, suppressing the article that
+required the approbation of the
+Cortes, and replacing it by another,
+which only rendered it compulsory to
+<i>announce</i> to them the husband chosen
+by the Queen. But the man&oelig;uvres
+of France were too clumsy and palpable.
+It was known that Christina
+had promised the hand of the Infanta
+to the Duke of Montpensier; Louis
+Philippe's object in backing Trapani
+was easily seen through; and so
+furious was the excitement of the
+public mind throughout Spain, so
+alarming the indications of popular
+exasperation, that the unlucky Neapolitan
+candidate was finally thrown
+overboard.</p>
+
+<p>Here we must retrace our steps, and
+consider Queen Christina's motives in
+sacrificing what remained to her of
+prestige and popularity in her adopted
+country, to assist, through thick and
+thin, by deceit, subterfuge, and
+treachery, the ambitious and encroaching
+views of her French uncle.
+There was a time&mdash;it is now long
+past&mdash;when no name was more loved
+and respected by the whole Spanish
+nation, excluding of course the Carlist
+party, than that of Maria Christina
+de Borbon. She so frankly
+identified herself with the country in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_744" id="Page_744">[744]</a></span>
+which marriage fixed her lot, that in
+becoming a Spanish queen she had
+apparently become a Spanish woman;
+and, in spite of her Neapolitan birth,
+she speedily conquered the good-will
+of her subjects. Thousands of political
+exiles, restored to home and
+family by amnesties of her promotion,
+invoked blessings on her head: the
+great majority of the nation, anxious
+to see Spain governed mildly and constitutionally,
+not despotically and
+tyrannically, hailed in her the good
+genius who was to accord them their
+desires. Her real character was not
+yet seen through; with true Bourbon
+dissimulation she knew how to veil
+her vices. She had the credit also of
+being a tender and unselfish parent,
+ever ready to sacrifice herself to the
+interests of her children. Her egotism
+was as yet unsuspected, her avarice
+dormant, her sensuality unrevealed;
+and none then dreamed that a day
+would come, when, impelled by the
+meanest and most selfish motives, she
+would urge her weeping daughter into
+the arms of a detested and incompetent
+bridegroom.</p>
+
+<p>By her <i>liaison</i> with Muñoz, the first
+blow was given to Christina's character
+and popularity. This scandalous
+amour with the son of a cigar-seller at
+Tarançon, a coarse and ignorant man,
+whose sole recommendations were
+physical, and who, when first noticed
+by the queen, occupied the humble
+post of a private garde-de-corps, commenced,
+in the belief of many, previously
+to the death of Ferdinand.
+Be that true or not, it is certain that
+towards the close of the king's life,
+when he was helpless and worn out
+by disease, the result of his reckless
+debaucheries, she sought the society
+of the stalwart lifeguardsman, and
+distinguished him by marks of favour.
+It was said to be through her interest
+that he was promoted to the rank of
+cadet in the body-guard, which gave
+him that of captain in the army.
+Ferdinand died, and her intrigue was
+speedily manifest, to the disgust and
+grief of her subjects. In time of peace
+her degrading devotion to a low-born
+paramour would doubtless have called
+forth strong marks of popular indignation;
+but the anxieties and horrors
+of a sanguinary civil war engrossed
+the public attention, and secured her
+a partial impunity. As it was, her
+misconduct was sufficiently detrimental
+to her daughter's cause. The
+Carlists taunted their opponents with
+serving under the banner of a wanton;
+and the Liberals, on their part,
+could not but feel that their infant
+queen was in no good school or safe
+keeping.</p>
+
+<p>The private fortune of Ferdinand
+the Seventh was well known to be
+prodigious. Its sources were not
+difficult to trace. An absolute monarch,
+without a civil list, when he
+wished for money he had but to draw
+upon the public revenue for any funds
+the treasury might contain. Of this
+power he made no sparing use. Then
+there was the immense income derived
+from the Patrimonia Real, or
+Royal Patrimony, vast possessions
+which descend from one King of Spain
+to another, for their use and benefit
+so long as they occupy the throne.
+The whole of the town of Aranjuez,
+the estates attached to the Pardo,
+La Granja, the Escurial, and other
+palaces, form only a portion of this
+magnificent property, yielding an
+enormous annual sum. Add to these
+sources of wealth, property obtained
+by inheritance, his gains in a nefariously
+conducted lottery, and other
+underhand and illicit profits, and it
+is easy to comprehend that Ferdinand
+died the richest capitalist in Europe.
+The amount of his savings could but
+be guessed at. By some they were
+estimated at the incredibly large sum
+of eight millions sterling. But no
+one could tell exactly, owing to the
+manner in which the money was invested.
+It was dispersed in the hands
+of various European bankers; also in
+those of certain American ones, by
+whose failure great loss was sustained.
+No trifling sum was represented
+by diamonds and jewels. It
+was hardly to be supposed that the
+prudent owner of all this wealth
+would die intestate, and there is
+scarcely a doubt that he left a will.
+To the universal astonishment, however,
+upon his decease, none was
+forthcoming, and his wole property
+was declared at sixty millions of
+francs, which, according to the Spanish
+law, was divided between his
+daughters. No one was at a loss to
+conjecture what became of the large<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_745" id="Page_745">[745]</a></span>
+residue there unquestionably was. It
+was well understood, and her subsequent
+conduct confirmed the belief,
+that the lion's share of the royal
+spoils was appropriated by the young
+widow, whose grief for the loss of the
+beloved Ferdinand was not so violent
+and engrossing as to make her
+lose sight of the main chance. After
+so glorious a haul, it might have been
+expected that she would hold her
+hand, and rest contented with the
+pleasing consciousness, that should she
+ever be induced or compelled to leave
+Spain, she had wherewithal to live
+in queenly splendour and luxury. But
+her thirst of wealth is not of those
+that can be assuaged even by rivers
+of gold. Though the bed of the
+Manzanares were of the yellow metal,
+and she had the monopoly of its sands,
+the mine would be all insufficient
+to satiate her avarice. After appropriating
+her children's inheritance, she
+applied herself to increase her store
+by a systematic pillage of the Queen
+of Spain's revenues. As Isabella's
+guardian, the income derived from the
+Patrimonio Real passed through her
+hands, to which the gold adhered like
+steel-dust to a loadstone. Whilst the
+nation strained each nerve, and submitted
+to the severest sacrifices, to
+meet the expenses of a costly war&mdash;whilst
+the army was barefoot and
+hungered, but still stanch in defence
+of the throne of Isabella&mdash;Christina,
+with her mouth full of patriotism and
+love of Spain, remitted to foreign capitalists
+the rich fruits of her peculations,
+provision for the rainy day
+which came sooner than she anticipated,
+future fortunes for Muñoz's
+children. The natural effect of her
+disreputable intrigue or second marriage,
+whichever it at that time was
+to be called, was to weaken her affection
+for her royal daughters, especially
+when she found a second and
+numerous family springing up around
+her. To her anxiety for this second
+family, and to the influence of Muñoz,
+may be traced her adherence to the
+King of the French, and the cruel and
+unmotherly part she has recently
+acted towards the Queen of Spain.</p>
+
+<p>Previously to Christina's expulsion
+from the Regency in the year 1840,
+little was seen or known of her children
+by Muñoz. During her three
+years' residence at Paris, a similar
+silence and mystery was observed
+respecting them, and they lived retired
+in a country-house near Vevay,
+upon the Lake of Geneva, whither
+those born in the French capital were
+also dispatched. This prudent reserve
+is now at an end, and the grandchildren
+of the Tarançon tobacconist
+sit around, almost on a level with,
+the throne of the Spanish Queen.
+Titles are showered upon them, cringing
+courtiers wait upon their nod, and
+the once proud and powerful grandees
+of Spain, descendants of the haughty
+warriors who drove the Saracens from
+Iberian soil, and stood covered in the
+presence of the Fifth Charles, adulate
+the illegitimate progeny of a Muñoz
+and a Christina. Subtile have been
+the calculations, countless the intrigues,
+shameful the misdeeds that
+have led to this result, so much
+desired by parents of the ennobled
+bastards, so undesirable for the honour
+and dignity of Spain. It is
+obvious that, with the immense
+wealth, whose acquisition has been
+already explained, Christina would
+have had no difficulty in portioning off
+her half-score children, and enabling
+them to live rich and independent in
+a foreign county. But this arrangement
+did not suit her views; still
+less did it accord with those of the
+Duke of Rianzares. He founded his
+objections upon a patriotic pretext.
+He wished his children, he said, to be
+Spanish citizens, not aliens&mdash;to hold
+property in their own country&mdash;to
+live respected in Spain, and not as
+exiles in a foreign land. It may be
+supposed there was no obstacle to
+their so doing, and that in Spain, as
+elsewhere, they could reckon at least
+upon that amount of ease and consideration
+which money can give. But
+here came the sticking-point, the
+grand difficulty, only to be got over
+by grand means and great ingenuity.
+Christina had been the guardian of
+the Queen and Infanta during their
+long minority: guardians, upon the
+expiration of their trust, are expected
+to render accounts; and this the mother
+of Isabel was wholly unprepared
+to do, in such a manner as would
+enable her to retain the plunder accumulated
+during the period of her
+guardianship. She had certainly the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_746" id="Page_746">[746]</a></span>
+option of declining to render any&mdash;of
+taking herself and her wealth, her
+husband and her children, out of
+Spain, and of living luxuriously elsewhere.
+But it has already been seen,
+that neither she nor Muñoz liked the
+prospect of such banishment, however
+magnificent and numerous the appliances
+brought by wealth to render it
+endurable. What, then, was to be
+done? It was quite positive that the
+husbands of the Queen and Infanta
+would demand accounts of their wives'
+fortune and of its management during
+their minority. How were their
+demands to be met&mdash;how such difficulties
+got over? It was hard to say.
+The position resembled what the Yankees
+call a "fix." The cruel choice
+lay between a compulsary disgorgement
+of an amount of ill-gotten gold,
+such as no moral emetic could ever
+have induced Christina to render up,
+and the abandonment of Muñoz's
+darling project of making himself and
+his children lords of the soil in their
+native land. The only chance of an
+exit from this circle of difficulties, was
+to be obtained by uniting the Queen
+and her sister to men so weak and
+imbecile, or so under the dominion
+and influence of Christina, that they
+would let bygones be bygones, take
+what they could get and be grateful,
+without troubling themselves about
+accounts, or claiming arrears. To
+find two such men, who should also
+possess the various qualifications essential
+to the husbands of a Queen
+and Infanta of Spain, certainly appeared
+no easy matter&mdash;to say nothing
+of the odious selfishness and sin
+of thus sacrificing two defenceless and
+inexperienced children. But Christina's
+scruples were few; and, as to
+difficulties, her resolution rose as they
+increased. Had she not also a wise
+and willing counsellor in the most
+cunning man in Europe? Was not
+her dear uncle and gossip at hand to
+quiet her qualms of conscience, if by
+such she was tormented, and to demonstrate
+the feasibility&mdash;nay, more,
+the propriety of her schemes? To
+him she resorted in her hour of need,
+and with him she soon came to an
+understanding. He met her half-way,
+with a bland smile and words of promise.
+"Marry one of your daughters,"
+was his sage and disinterested
+advice, "to a son of mine, and be
+sure that my boys are too well bred
+to pry into your little economics. We
+should prefer the Queen; but, if it
+cannot be managed, we will take the
+Infanta. Isabella shall be given to
+some good quiet fellow, not over clever,
+who will respect you far too much to
+dream of asking for accounts. Of
+time we have plenty; be stanch to
+me, and all shall go well." What
+wonder if from the day this happy
+understanding, this real <i>entente cordiale</i>,
+was come to, Christina was the
+docile agent, the obedient tool, of her
+venerable confederate! No general
+in the jaws of a defile, with foes in
+front and rear, was ever more thankful
+to the guide who led him by
+stealthy paths from his pressing peril,
+than was the daughter of Naples to
+her wary adviser and potent ally.
+And how charming was the union of
+interest&mdash;how touching the unanimity
+of feeling&mdash;how beautifully did
+the one's ambition and the other's
+avarice dovetail and coincide! The
+King's gain was the Queen's profit:
+it was the slaughter with one pebble
+of two much-coveted birds, fat and
+savoury mouthfuls for the royal and
+politic fowlers.</p>
+
+<p>In the secret conclave at the Tuileries,
+"all now went merry as a marriage
+bell." In the ears of niece and
+uncle resounded, by anticipation, the
+joyous chimes that should usher in
+the Montpensier marriage, proclaim
+their triumph, drown the cries of
+rage of the Spanish nation, and the
+indignant murmurs of Europe;&mdash;not
+that the goal was so near, the prize
+so certain and easy of attainment.
+Much yet remained to do; a false step
+might be ruinous&mdash;over-precipitation
+ensure defeat. The King of the French
+was not the man to make the one, or
+be guilty of the other. With "slow
+and sure" for his motto, he patiently
+waited his opportunity. In due season,
+and greatly aided by French
+machinations, the downfall of the impracticable
+and incorruptible Espartero
+was effected. But the government
+of Spain was still in the hands
+of the Progresistas. For it will be
+remembered that the immediate cause
+of Espartero's fall was the opposition
+of a section of his own party, which,
+united now in their adversity, unfortunately<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_747" id="Page_747">[747]</a></span>
+tunately knew not, in the days of their
+power, how to abstain from internal
+dissensions. The Lopez ministry held
+the reins of government. It was essential
+to oust it. As a first step, a
+<i>Camarilla</i> was organised, composed of
+the brutal and violent Narvaez, the
+daring and disreputable Marchioness
+of Santa Cruz, and a few others of the
+same stamp, all ultra-Moderados in
+politics, and fervent partisans of
+Christina. So successfully did they
+use their backstairs influence, and
+wield their weapons of corruption and
+intrigue, that, within four months,
+and immediately after the accelerated
+declaration of the Queen's majority,
+Lopez and his colleagues resigned.
+Olozaga succeeded them; but he, too,
+was a Progresista and an upholder of
+Spanish nationality; there was no
+hope of his giving in to the plans of
+Christina the Afrancesada. Moreover,
+he was hated by the <i>Camarilla</i>,
+and especially detested by the Queen-mother,
+whose expulsion from Paris
+he had demanded when ambassador
+there from Espartero's government.
+She determined on a signal vengeance.
+The Palace Farce, that strange episode
+in the history of modern Spanish
+courts, must be fresh in every one's
+memory. An accusation, as malignant
+as absurd, was trumped up against
+Olozaga, of having used force, unmanly
+and disloyal violence, to compel
+Isabella to sign a decree for the dissolution
+of the Cortes. No one really
+believed the ridiculous tale, or that
+Salustiano de Olozaga, the high-bred
+gentleman, the uniformly respectful
+subject, could have afforded by his
+conduct the shadow of a ground for
+the base charge. Subsequently, in
+the Cortes, he nobly faced his foes,
+and, with nervous and irresistible eloquence,
+hurled back the calumny in
+their teeth. But it had already served
+their turn. To beat a dog any stick
+will do; and the only care of the
+<i>Camarilla</i> was to select the one that
+would inflict the most poignant wound.
+Olozaga was hunted from the ministry,
+and sought, in flight, safety from the
+assassin's dagger. Those best informed
+entertained no doubt that his
+expulsion was intimately connected
+with the marriage question. With
+him the last of the Progresistas were
+got rid of, and all obstacles being removed,
+the Queen-mother returned to
+Madrid.</p>
+
+<p>Were the last crowning proof insufficient
+to carry conviction, it would
+be easy to adduce innumerable minor
+ones of Christina's heartless selfishness&mdash;of
+her disregard to the happiness,
+and even to the commonest
+comforts, of her royal daughter. We
+read in history of a child of France,
+the widow of an English king, who,
+when a refugee in the capital of her
+ancestors, lacked fuel in a French
+palace, and was fain to seek in bed
+the warmth of which the parsimony
+of a griping Italian minister denied
+her the fitting means. It is less
+generally known, that only six years
+ago, the inheritress of the throne of
+Ferdinand and Isabella was despoiled
+of the commonest necessaries of life
+by her own mother, a countrywoman
+of the miserly cardinal at whose
+hands Henrietta of England experienced
+such shameful neglect. When
+Christina quitted Spain in 1840, she
+not only carried off an enormous
+amount of national property, including
+the crown jewels, but also her daughter's
+own ornaments; and, at the same
+time, even the wardrobe of the poor
+child was mysteriously, but not unaccountably,
+abstracted: Isabella was
+left literally short of linen. As to
+jewels, it was necessary immediately
+to buy her a set of diamonds, in order
+that she might make a proper appearance
+at her own court. Such was
+the considerate and self-denying conduct
+of the affectionate mother, who,
+in the winter of 1843, resumed her
+place in the palace and counsels of
+the Queen of Spain. In her natural
+protector, the youthful sovereign found
+her worst enemy.</p>
+
+<p>Persons only superficially acquainted
+with Spanish politics commonly fall
+into two errors. They are apt to
+believe, first, that the two great parties
+which, with the exception of the
+minor factions of Carlists and Republicans,
+divide Spain between them,
+are nearly equally balanced and national;
+secondly, that Moderados and
+Progresistas in Spain are equivalent
+to Conservatives and Radicals in
+other countries. Blunders both. Eccentric
+in its politics, as in most
+respects, Spain cannot be measured
+with the line and compass employed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_748" id="Page_748">[748]</a></span>
+to estimate its neighbours. It is
+impossible to conceal the fact, that
+to-day the numerous and the national
+party in Spain is that of the Progresistas.
+The tyranny of Narvaez, the
+misconduct of Christina, and, above
+all, the French marriage, have greatly
+strengthened their ranks and increased
+their popularity. Their principles are
+not subversive, nor their demands
+exorbitant: they aim at no monopoly
+of power. Three things they earnestly
+desire and vehemently claim: the
+freedom of election guaranteed by
+the existing constitution of Spain, but
+which has been so infamously trampled
+upon by recent Spanish rulers,
+liberty of the press, and the preservation
+of Spain from foreign influence
+and domination.</p>
+
+<p>Let us examine the composition
+and conduct of the party called Moderado.
+This party, now dominant, is
+unquestionably the most split up and
+divided of any that flourish upon
+Spanish soil. It is not deficient in
+men of capacity, but upon none of
+the grave questions that agitate the
+country can these agree. When the
+Cortes sit, this is manifest in their
+debates. Although purged of Progresistas,
+the legislative chambers
+exhibit perpetual disagreement and
+wrangling. At other times, the dissensions
+of the Moderados are made
+evident by their organs of the press.
+In some of these appear articles
+which would not sound discordant in
+the mouths of Progresistas; in others
+are found doctrines and arguments
+worthy of the apostles of absolutism.
+Between Narvaez and Pacheco the
+interval is wider than between Pacheco
+and the Progresistas. The first, in
+order to govern, sought support from
+the Absolutists; the second could not
+rule without calling the Liberals to his
+aid. Subdivided into fractions, this
+party, whose nomenclature is now
+complicated, relies for existence less
+upon itself than upon extraneous circumstances,
+foreign support, and the
+equilibrium of the elements opposed
+to it. The anarchy to which it is a
+prey, has been especially manifest
+upon the marriage question. Whilst
+one of its organs shamelessly supported
+Trapani, others cried out for a
+Coburg; and, again, others insisted
+that a Spanish prince was the only
+proper candidate&mdash;thus coinciding
+with the Progresistas. In fact, the
+Moderados, afraid, perhaps, of compromising
+their precarious existence
+had no candidate of their own; and
+in their fluctuations between foreign
+influence and interior exigencies, between
+court and people, between
+their wish to remain in power and
+the difficulty of retaining it, they left,
+in great measure, to chance, the election
+in which they dared not openly
+meddle. This will sound strange to
+the many who, as we have already
+observed, imagine the Moderado party
+to be the Conservative one of England
+or France; but not to those
+aware of the fact, that it is a collection
+of unities, brought together rather
+by accidental circumstances than by
+homogeneity of principles, united for
+the exclusion of others, and for their
+own interests, not by conformity of
+doctrines and a sincere wish for their
+country's good.</p>
+
+<p>Such was the party, unstable and
+unpatriotic, during whose ascendancy
+Christina and her royal confederate
+resolved to carry out their dishonest
+projects. The Queen-mother well
+knew that the mass of the nation
+would be opposed to their realisation;
+but she reckoned on means sufficiently
+powerful to render indignation impotent,
+and frustrate revolt. She trusted
+to the adherence of an army, purposely
+caressed, pampered, and corrupted;
+she felt strong in the support of a
+monarch, whose interest in the affair
+was at least equal to her own; she
+observed with satisfaction the indifferent
+attitude assumed by the British
+government with respect to Spanish
+affairs. A Progresista demonstration
+in Galicia, although shared in by seven
+battalions of the army&mdash;an ugly symptom&mdash;was
+promptly suppressed, owing
+to want of organisation, and to the
+treachery or incapacity of its leader.
+The scaffold and the galleys, prison
+and exile, disposed of a large proportion
+of the discontented and dangerous.
+Arbitrary dismissals, of which,
+for the most part, little was heard out
+of Spain, purified the army from the
+more honest and independent of its
+officers, suspected of disaffection to
+the existing government, or deemed
+capable of exerting themselves to
+oppose an injurious or discreditable<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_749" id="Page_749">[749]</a></span>
+alliance. Time wore on; the decisive
+moment approached. Each day it
+became more evident that the Queen's
+marriage could not with propriety
+be much longer deferred. Setting
+aside other considerations, she had
+already fully attained the precocious
+womanhood of her country; and it
+was neither safe nor fitting that she
+should continue to inhale the corrupt
+atmosphere of the Madrid court without
+the protection of a husband. At
+last the hour came; the plot was ripe,
+and nothing remained but to secure
+the concurrence of the victim. One
+short night, a night of tears and repugnance
+on the one hand, of flatteries,
+of menaces and intimidation, on
+the other decided the fate of Isabella.
+With her sister less trouble was requisite.
+It needed no great persuasive
+art to induce a child of fourteen
+to accept a husband, as willingly as
+she would have done a doll. It might
+have been thought necessary to consult
+the will of the Spanish nation,
+fairly represented in freely elected
+Cortes. Such, at least, was the course
+pointed out by the constitution of the
+country. It would also have been
+but decorous to seek the approval and
+concurrence of foreign and friendly
+states, to establish beyond dispute,
+that the proposed marriages were in
+contravention of no existing treaties;
+for, with respect to one of them, this
+doubt might fairly be raised. But
+all such considerations were waived;
+decency and courtesy alike forgotten.
+The double marriage was effected in
+the manner of a surprise; and, if creditable
+to the skill, it most assuredly
+was dishonourable to the character of
+its contriver. Availing himself of the
+moment when the legislative chambers
+of England, France, and Spain,
+had suspended their sittings; although,
+as regards those of the latter country,
+this mattered little, composed, as they
+are, of venal hirelings&mdash;the French
+King achieved his grand stroke of
+policy, the project on which, there
+can be little doubt, his eyes had for
+years been fixed. His load of promises
+and pledges, whether contracted
+at Eu or elsewhere, encumbered him
+little. They were a fragile commodity,
+a brittle merchandise, more for
+show than use, easily hurled down
+and broken. Striding over their
+shivered fragments, the Napoleon of
+Peace bore his last unmarried son to
+the goal long marked out by the paternal
+ambition. The consequences
+of the successful race troubled him
+little. What cared he for offending
+a powerful ally and personal friend?
+The arch-schemer made light of the
+fury of Spain, of the discontent of
+England, of the opinion of Europe.
+He paused not to reflect how far his
+Machiavelian policy would degrade him
+in the eyes of the many with whom
+he had previously passed for wise and
+good, as well as shrewd and far-sighted.
+Paramount to these considerations was
+the gratification of his dynastic ambition.
+For that he broke his plighted
+word, and sacrificed the good understanding
+between the governments of
+two great countries. The monarch of
+the barricades, the <i>Roi Populaire</i>, the
+chosen sovereign of the men of July,
+at last plainly showed, what some
+had already suspected, that the aggrandisement
+of his family, not the
+welfare of France, was the object he
+chiefly coveted. Conviction may later
+come to him, perhaps it has already
+come, that <i>le jeu ne valoit pas la chandelle</i>,
+the game was not worth the wax-lights
+consumed in playing it, and
+that his present bloodless victory
+must sooner or later have sanguinary
+results. That this may not be the
+case, we ardently desire; that it will
+be, we cannot doubt. The peace of
+Europe may not be disturbed&mdash;pity
+that it should in such a quarrel; but
+for poor Spain we foresee in the Montpensier
+alliance a gloomy perspective
+of foreign domination and still recurring
+revolution.</p>
+
+<p>A word or two respecting the King-consort
+of Spain, Don Francisco de
+Assis. We have already intimated
+that, as a Spanish Bourbon, he may
+pass muster. 'Tis saying very little.
+A more pitiful race than these same
+Bourbons of Spain, surely the sun
+never shone upon. In vain does one
+seek amongst them a name worthy of
+respect. What a list to cull from!
+The feeble and imbecile Charles the
+Fourth; Ferdinand, the cruel and treacherous,
+the tyrannical and profligate;
+Carlos, the bigot and the hypocrite;
+Francisco, the incapable. Nor is the
+rising generation an improvement upon
+the declining one. How should it be,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_750" id="Page_750">[750]</a></span>
+with only the Neapolitan cross to improve
+the breed? Certainly Don
+Francisco de Assis is no favourable
+specimen, either physically or morally,
+of the young Bourbon blood. For the
+sake of the country whose queen is
+his wife, we would gladly think well
+of him, gladly recognise in him qualities
+worthy the descendant of a line
+of kings. It is impossible to do so.
+The evidence is too strong the other
+way. If it be true, and we have reason
+to believe it is, that he came forward
+with reluctance as a candidate
+for Isabella's hand, chiefly through
+unwillingness to stand in the light of
+his brother Don Enrique, partly perhaps
+through consciousness of his
+own unfitness for the elevated station
+of king-consort, this at least shows
+some good feeling and good sense.
+Unfortunately, it is the only indication
+he has given of the latter quality.
+His objections to a marriage with his
+royal cousin were overruled in a manner
+that says little for his strength of
+character. When it was found that
+his dislike to interfere with his brother's
+pretensions was the chief stumbling-block,
+those interested in getting over
+it set the priests at him. To their influence
+his weak and bigoted mind
+was peculiarly accessible. Their task
+was to persuade him that Don Enrique
+was no better than an atheist,
+and that his marriage with the Queen
+would be ruinous to the cause of religion
+in Spain. This was a mere
+fabrication. Enrique had never shown
+any particularly pious dispositions,
+but there was no ground for accusing
+him of irreligion, no reason to believe
+that, as the Queen's husband, he would
+be found negligent of the church's
+forms, or setting a bad example to the
+Spanish nation. The case, however,
+was made out to the satisfaction of
+the feeble Francisco, whose credulity
+and irresolution are only to be equalled
+in absurdity by the piping treble of
+the voice with which, as a colonel of
+cavalry, he endeavoured to convey
+orders to his squadrons. Sacrificing,
+as he thought, fraternal affection to
+the good of his country, he accepted
+the hand reluctantly placed in his,
+became a king by title, but remained,
+what he ever must be, in reality a
+zero.</p>
+
+<p>It was during the intrigues put in
+practice to force the Trapani alliance
+upon Spain, that the Spanish people
+turned their eyes to Don Francisco
+de Paulo's second son, who lived
+away from the court, following with
+much zeal his profession of a sailor.
+Not only the Progresistas, but that
+section of the Moderados whose principles
+were most assimilated to theirs,
+looked upon Don Enrique as the candidate
+to be preferred before all
+others. For this there were many
+reasons. As a Spaniard he was naturally
+more pleasing to them than a
+foreigner; in energy and decision of
+character he was far superior to his
+brother. Little or nothing was known
+of his political tendencies; but he had
+been brought up in a ship and not in
+a palace, had lived apart from <i>Camarillas</i>
+and their evil influences,
+and might be expected to govern the
+country constitutionally, by majorities
+in the Cortes, and not by the aid and
+according to the wishes of a pet party.
+The general belief was, that his marriage
+with Isabella would give increased
+popularity to the throne,
+destroy illegitimate influences, and
+rid the Queen of those interested and
+pernicious counsellors who so largely
+abused her inexperience. These
+very reasons, which induced the
+great mass of the nation to view Don
+Enrique with favour, drew upon him
+the hatred of Christina and her
+friends. He was banished from
+Spain, and became the object of
+vexatious persecutions. This increased
+his popularity; and at one time, if his
+name had been taken as a rallying
+cry, a flame might have been lighted
+up in the Peninsula which years
+would not have extinguished. The
+opportunity was inviting; but, to their
+honour be it said, those who would
+have benefited by embracing it, resisted
+the temptation. It is no secret
+that the means and appliances of a
+successful insurrection were not wanting;
+that money wherewith to buy
+the army was liberally forthcoming;
+that assistance of all kinds was offered
+them; and that their influence in Spain
+was great; for in the eyes of the nation
+they had expiated their errors,
+errors of judgment only, by a long
+and painful exile. But, nevertheless,
+they would not avail themselves of
+the favourable moment. So long as a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_751" id="Page_751">[751]</a></span>
+hope remained of obtaining their just
+desires by peaceable means, by the
+force of reason and the <i>puissante propagande
+de la parole</i>, they refused
+again to ensanguine their native soil,
+and to re-enter Spain on the smoking
+ruins of its towns, over the lifeless
+bodies of their mistaken countrymen.</p>
+
+<p>By public prints of weight and information,
+it has been estimated, that
+during Don Enrique's brief stay at
+Paris, he indignantly rejected certain
+friendly overtures made to him by the
+King of the French. The nature of
+these overtures can, of course, only
+be conjectured. Perhaps, indeed,
+they were but a stratagem, employed
+by the wily monarch to detain his
+young cousin at Paris, that the apparent
+good understanding between
+them might damp the courage of the
+national party in Spain, and win the
+wavering to look with favour upon the
+French marriage. There can be little
+question that in the eyes of Louis
+Philippe, as well as of Christina, Don
+Francisco is a far more eligible husband
+for the Queen than his brother would
+have been, even had the latter given
+his adhesion to the project of the
+Montpensier alliance. Rumour&mdash;often,
+it is true, a lying jade&mdash;maintained
+that at Paris he firmly refused
+to do so. She now whispers that at
+Brussels he has been found more
+pliant, and that, within a brief delay,
+the happy family at Madrid will be
+gratified by the return of that truant
+and mutinous mariner, Don Enrique
+de Borbon, who, after he has been
+duly scolded and kissed, will doubtless
+be made Lord High Admiral, or
+rewarded in some equally appropriate
+way for his tardy docility. We vouch
+not for the truth of this report; but
+shall be noway surprised if events
+speedily prove it well founded. Men
+there are with whom the love of
+country is so intense, that they would
+rather live despised in their own land
+than respected in a foreign one. And
+when, to such flimsy Will-o'-the-wisp
+considerations as the esteem and love
+of a nation, are opposed rank, money,
+and decorations, a palace to live in,
+sumptuous fare, and a well-filled
+purse, and perhaps, ere long, a wealthy
+bride, who would hesitate? If any
+would, seek them not amongst the
+Bourbons. Loath indeed should we
+be to pledge ourselves for the consistency
+and patriotism of a man whose
+uncle and grandfather betrayed their
+country to a foreign usurper. The
+fruit of a corrupt and rotten stem
+must ever be looked upon with suspicion.
+It is the more prized when
+perchance it proves sound and wholesome.</p>
+
+<p>Of the Duke of Montpensier, previously
+to his marriage, little was heard,
+and still, little is generally known of
+him, except that his exterior is agreeable,
+and that he had been rapidly
+pushed through the various military
+grades to that of general of artillery.
+That any natural talents he may be
+endowed with, have been improved
+to the utmost by careful education,
+is sufficiently guaranteed by the fact
+of his being a son of Louis Philippe.
+We are able to supply a few further
+details. The Infanta's husband is a
+youth of good capacity, possessing a
+liberal share of that mixture of sense,
+judgment, and wit, defined in his
+native tongue by the one expressive
+word <i>esprit</i>. His manners are pleasant
+and affable; he is a man with whom
+his inferiors in rank can converse,
+argue, even dispute&mdash;not a stilted
+Spanish Bourbon, puffed up with
+imaginary merit, inflated with
+etiquette, and looking down, from the
+height of his splendid insignificance
+and inane pride, upon better men
+then himself. He is one, in short,
+who rapidly makes friends and partisans.
+Doubtless, during his late
+brief visit to Spain, he secured some;
+hereafter he will have opportunities
+of increasing their number; and the
+probabilities are, that in course of
+time he will acquire a dangerous influence
+in the Peninsula. The lukewarm
+and the vacillating, even of the
+Progresista party, will be not unlikely,
+if he shows or affects liberalism
+in his political opinions, to take
+him into favour, and give him the
+weight of their adherence; forgetting
+that by so doing they cherish an anti-national
+influence, and twine more securely
+the toils of France round the
+recumbent Spanish lion. On the
+other hand, there will always be a
+powerful Spanish party, comprising a
+vast majority of the nation, and by
+far the largest share of its energy and
+talent, distinguished by its inveterate<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_752" id="Page_752">[752]</a></span>
+dislike of French interlopers, repulsing
+the duke and his advances by every
+means in their power, and branding
+his favourers with the odious name of
+<span class="smcap">Afrancesados</span>. To go into this subject,
+and enlarge upon the probable
+and possible results of the marriage,
+would lead us too far. Our object in
+the present article has rather been to
+supply <small>FACTS</small> than indulge in speculations.
+For the present, therefore,
+we shall merely remind our readers,
+that jealousy of foreign interference is
+a distinguishing political characteristic
+of Spaniards; and that, independently
+of this, the flame of hatred to France
+and Frenchmen still burns brightly in
+many a Spanish bosom. Spain has
+not yet forgiven, far less forgotten,
+the countless injuries inflicted on her
+by her northern neighbours: she still
+bears in mind the insolent aggressions
+of Napoleon&mdash;the barbarous cruelties
+of his French and Polish legions&mdash;the
+officious interference in '23. These
+and other wrongs still rankle in her
+memory. And if the effacing finger
+of Time had begun to obliterate their
+traces, the last bitter insult of the
+forced marriage has renewed these in
+all their pristine freshness.</p>
+
+<p>We remember to have encountered,
+in a neglected foreign gallery, an ancient
+picture of a criminal in the hands
+of torturers. The subject was a painful
+one, and yet the painting provoked
+a smile. Some wandering brother of
+the brush, some mischievous and idly-industrious
+<span class="smcap">Tinto</span>, had beguiled his
+leisure by transmogrifying the costumes
+both of victim and executioners,
+converting the ancient Spanish garb
+into the stiff and unpicturesque apparel
+of the present day. The vault
+in which the cruel scene was enacted,
+remains in all its gloomy severity of
+massive pillars, rusty shackles, and
+cobwebbed walls; the grim unshapely
+instruments of torture were there;
+the uncouth visages of the executioners,
+the agonised countenance of the
+sufferer, were unaltered. But, contrasting
+with the antique aspect and
+time-darkened tints of these details,
+were the vivid colouring and modern
+fashions of Parisian <i>paletots</i>, trim pantaloons,
+and ball-room waistcoats. We
+have been irresistibly reminded of this
+defaced picture by the recent events
+in Spain. They appear to us like a
+page from the history of the middle
+ages transported into our own times.
+The daring and unprincipled intrigue
+whose <i>dénoûment</i> has just been witnessed,
+is surely out of place in the
+nineteenth century, and belongs more
+properly to the days of the Medicis
+and the Guise. A review of its circumstances
+affords the elements of
+some romantic history of three hundred
+years ago. At night, in a palace, we
+see a dissolute Italian dowager and a
+crafty French ambassador coercing a
+sovereign of sixteen into a detested
+alliance. The day breaks on the
+child's tearful consent; the ambassador,
+the paleness of his vigil chased
+from his cheek by the flush of triumph,
+emerges from the royal dwelling.
+Quick! to horse!&mdash;and a courier starts
+to tell the diplomat's master that the
+glorious victory is won. A few days&mdash;a
+very few&mdash;of astonishment to
+Europe and consternation to Spain,
+and a French prince, with gay and
+gallant retinue, stands on the Bidassoa's
+bank and gazes wistfully south-wards.
+Why does he tarry; whence
+this delay? He waits an escort.
+Strange rumours are abroad of ambuscade
+and assassination; of vows
+made by fierce guerillas that the Infanta's
+destined husband shall never see
+Madrid. At last the escort comes.
+Enclosed in serried lines of bayonets
+and lances, dragoons in van, artillery
+in rear, the happy bridegroom prosecutes
+his journey. What is his welcome?
+Do the bright-eyed Basque
+maidens scatter flowers in his path
+and Biscay's brave sons strain their
+stout arms to ring peals in his honour?
+Do the poor and hardy
+peasantry of Castile line the highway
+and shout <i>vivas</i> as he passes?
+Not so. If bells are rung and flowers
+strewn, it is by salaried ringers and by
+women hired, not to wail at a funeral,
+but to celebrate a marriage scarcely
+more auspicious. If hurrahs, few
+and faint, are heard, those who utter
+are paid for them. Sullen looks and
+lowering glances greet the Frenchman,
+as, guarded by two thousand men-at-arms,
+he hurries to the capital where
+his bride awaits him. In all haste,
+amidst the murmurs of a deeply
+offended people, the knot is tied.
+Not a moment must be lost, lest
+something should yet occur to mar<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_753" id="Page_753">[753]</a></span>
+the marriage feast. And now for
+the rewards, shamefully showered
+upon the venal abettors of this unpopular
+union. A dukedom and
+grandeeship of Spain for the ambassador's
+infant son; titles to mercenary
+ministers; high and time-honoured
+decorations, once reserved as the premium
+for exalted valour and chivalrous
+deeds&mdash;to corrupt deputies; diamond
+snuff-boxes, jewels and gold, to the
+infamous writers of prostituted journals;
+Christina rejoices; her <i>Camarilla</i>
+are in ecstasies; Bresson rubs
+his hands in irrepressible exultation;
+in his distant capital the French monarch
+heaves a sigh of relief and satisfaction
+as his telegraph informs him
+of the <i>fait accompli</i>. Then come
+splendid bullfights and monster <i>pucheros</i>,
+to dazzle the eyes and stop
+the mouths of the multitude. <i>Pan y
+toros&mdash;panisac circenses</i>&mdash;to the many-headed
+beast. And in all haste the
+prince hurries back to Paris with his
+bride, to receive the paternal benediction,
+the fraternal embrace, and the
+congratulations of the few score individuals,
+who alone, in all France, feel
+real pleasure and profit in his marriage.
+And thus, by foreign intrigue
+and domestic treachery, has the independence
+of Spain been virtually
+bought and sold.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+<h2>ST MAGNUS', KIRKWALL.</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">See yonder, on Pomona's isle&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where winter storms delight to roam;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But beaming now with summer's smile&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The Sainted Martyr's sacred dome!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Conspicuous o'er the deep afar<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">It sheds a soft and saving ray,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A landmark sure, a leading star,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To guide the wanderer on his way.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">It tells the seaman how to steer<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Through swelling seas his labouring bark<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It helps the mourner's heart to cheer,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And speeds him to his heavenly mark.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">With joy of old this northern sky<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Saw holy men the fabric found,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To lift the Christian Cross on high,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And spread the Healer's influence round.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">By beauty's power they sought to raise<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Rude eyes and ruder hearts to Heaven:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They sought to speak their Maker's praise<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With all the skill His grace had given.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And now, where passions dark and wild<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Were foster'd once at Odin's shrine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A people peaceful, just, and mild,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Live happy in that light divine.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Preserved through many a stormy age,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Let pious zeal the relic guard:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Nor Time with slow insidious rage<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Destroy what fiercer foes have spared.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_754" id="Page_754">[754]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<h2>THE GAME LAWS.</h2>
+
+
+<p>From our youth upwards we have
+entertained a deep feeling of affection
+for the respectable fraternity
+of the Quakers. Our love, probably,
+had its date and origin from very
+early contemplation of a print, which
+represented an elderly pot-bellied individual,
+with a broad-brimmed hat and
+drab terminations, in the act of concluding
+a treaty with several squatting
+Indians, only redeemed from a
+state of nature by a slight garniture
+of scalps and wampum. Underneath
+was engraved a legend which our
+grand-aunt besought us to treasure in
+our memory as a sublime moral lesson.
+It ran thus:&mdash;<span class="smcap">The Bloodless
+Triumph, or Penn's Treaty with
+the Chiefs</span>; and we were told that
+the fact thereby commemorated was
+one of the most honourable achievements
+to be found in the pages of
+general history. With infantine facility
+we believed in the words of the
+matron. No blood or rapine&mdash;no
+human carcasses or smoking wigwams,
+deformed the march of the
+Quaker conqueror. Beneath a mighty
+tree, in the great Indian wilderness,
+was the patriarchal council held; and
+the fee-simple of a territory, a good
+deal larger than an average kingdom,
+surrendered, with all its pendicles of
+lake, prairie, and hunting-ground, to
+the knowing philanthropist, in exchange
+for some bales of broad-cloth,
+a little cutlery, a liberal allowance of
+beads, and a very great quantity, indeed,
+of adulterated rum and tobacco.
+Never, we believe, since Esau sold his
+birth-right, was a tract of country
+acquired upon terms so cheap and
+easy. Some faint idea of this kind
+appears to have struck us at the
+time; for, in answer to some question
+touching the nature of the goods supposed
+to be contained in several bales
+and casks which were prominently represented
+in the picture, our relative
+hastily remarked, that she did not
+care for the nature of the bargain&mdash;the
+principle was the great consideration.
+And so it is. William Penn
+unquestionably acted both wisely and
+well: he brought his merchandise to
+a first-rate market, and left a valuable
+legacy of acuteness to his children and
+faithful followers. Our grand-aunt&mdash;rest
+her soul!&mdash;died in the full belief
+of ultimate Pennsylvanian solvency.
+She could not persuade herself, that
+the representatives of the man who
+had acquired a principality at the expense
+of a ship-load of rubbish, would
+prove in any way untrue to their bonds;
+and by her last will and testament,
+whereof we are the sole executor, she
+promoted us to the agreeable rank of
+a creditor on the Pennsylvanian government.
+If any gentleman is desirous
+to be placed in a similar position,
+with a right to the new stock
+which has been recently issued in
+lieu of a monetary dividend, he may
+hear of an excellent investment by an
+early application to our brokers. We
+also are most firm believers in the
+fact of American credit, and we shall
+not change our opinion&mdash;at least until
+we effect the sale.</p>
+
+<p>All this, however, is a deviation
+from our primary purpose, which was
+to laud and magnify the Brotherhood.
+We repeat that we loved them early,
+and also that we loved them long. It
+is true that some years ago a slight
+estrangement&mdash;the shadow of a summer
+cloud&mdash;disturbed the harmony
+which had previously existed between
+Maga and the Society of Friends. A
+gentleman of that persuasion had
+been lost somewhere upon the skirts
+of Helvellyn, and our guide and
+father, Christopher, in one of those
+sublime prose-p&oelig;ans which have entranced
+and electrified the world,
+commemorated that apotheosis so
+touchingly, that the whole of Christendom
+was in tears. Unfortunately,
+some passing allusion to the garments
+of the defunct Obadiah, grated uncomfortably
+on the jealous ear of
+Darlington. An affecting picture of
+some ravens, digging their way
+through the folds of the double-milled
+kerseymere, was supposed to
+convey an occult imputation upon
+the cloth, and never, since then, have
+we stood quite clear in the eyes of
+the offended Conventicle. Still, that
+unhappy misunderstanding has by no
+means cooled our attachment. We<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_755" id="Page_755">[755]</a></span>
+honour and revere the Friends; and it
+was with sincere pleasure that we
+saw the excellent Joseph Pease take
+his seat and lift up his voice within
+the walls of Parliament. Had Pease
+stood alone, we should not now, in all
+human probability, have been writing
+on the subject of the game laws.</p>
+
+<p>We are, however, much afraid
+that a great change has taken place
+in the temper and disposition of the
+Society. Formerly a Quaker was
+considered most essentially a man
+of peace. He was reputed to abhor
+all strife and vain disputation&mdash;to be
+laconic and sparing in his speech&mdash;and
+to be absolutely crapulous with
+humanity. We would as soon have
+believed in the wrath of doves as in
+the existence of a cruel Quaker; nor
+would we, during the earlier portion
+of our life, have entrusted one of that
+denomination with the drowning of a
+superfluous kitten. Barring a little
+absurd punctilio in the matter of payment
+of their taxes&mdash;at all times, we
+allow, a remarkably unpleasant ceremony&mdash;the
+public conduct of our
+Friends was blameless. They seldom
+made their voices heard except in the
+honourable cause of the suffering or
+the oppressed; and with external politics
+they meddled not at all, seeing
+that their fundamental ideas of a social
+system differed radically from those
+entertained by the founders of the
+British constitution. Such, and so
+harmless, were the lives of our venerated
+Friends, until the demon of discord
+tempted them by a vision of the
+baleful hustings.</p>
+
+<p>Since then we have remarked, with
+pain, a striking alteration in their
+manner. They are bold, turbulent,
+and disputatious to an almost incredible
+extent. If there is any row
+going on in the parish, you are sure
+to find that a Quaker is at the bottom
+of it. Is there to be a reform in
+the Police board&mdash;some broad-brimmed
+apostle takes the chair. Are
+tithes obnoxious to a Chamber of
+Commerce&mdash;the spokesman of the
+agitators is Obadiah. Indeed, we are
+beginning to feel as shy of a quarrel
+with men of drab as we formerly were
+with the militant individuals in scarlet.
+We are not quite so confident as
+we used to be in their reliance upon
+moral force, and sometimes fear the
+latent power which lurks in the physical
+arm.</p>
+
+<p>Of these champions, by far the
+most remarkable is Mr John Bright,
+who, in the British House of Commons,
+represents the town of Durham.
+The tenets of his peaceful
+and affirmative creed, are, to say the
+least of it, in total antagonism to his
+character. Ever since he made his
+first appearance in public, he has kept
+himself, and every one around him,
+in perpetual hot-water. In the capacity
+of Mr Cobden's bottle-holder, he
+has displayed considerable pluck, for
+which we honour him; and he is not
+altogether unworthy to have been
+included in that famous eulogy which
+was passed by the late Premier&mdash;no
+doubt to the cordial satisfaction of his
+friends&mdash;upon the Apostle of cotton
+and free-trade. The name of John is
+nearly as conspicuous as that of Richard
+in the loyal annals of the League; and
+we are pleased to observe, that, like
+his great generalissimo, Mr Bright
+has preferred his claim for popular
+payment, and has, in fact, managed
+to secure a few thousands in return
+for the vast quantity of eloquence
+which he has poured into the pages
+of Hansard. We are not of that old-fashioned
+school who object to the
+remuneration of our reformers. On
+the contrary, we think that patriotism,
+like every other trade, should
+be paid for; and with such notable
+examples, as O'Connell in Ireland,
+and the Gamaliel of Sir Robert in the
+south, we doubt not that the principle
+hereafter will be acted upon in
+every case. The man who shall
+be fortunate enough to lead a successful
+crusade against the established
+churches, and to sweep away
+from these kingdoms all vestiges both
+of the mitre and the Geneva gown,
+will doubtless, after sufficient laudation
+by the then premier, of the talent
+and perseverance which he has exhibited
+throughout the contest, receive
+from his liberated country something
+of an adequate douceur. What precise
+pension is due to him who shall
+deliver us from the thraldom of the
+hereditary peerage, is a question which
+must be left to future political arithmetic.
+In the mean time, there are
+several minor abuses which may be
+swept away on more moderate scavenger<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_756" id="Page_756">[756]</a></span>
+wages; and one of these which
+we fully expect to hear discussed in
+the ensuing session of Parliament, is
+the existence of the Game laws.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Bright, warned by former experience,
+has selected a grievance for
+himself, and started early in his expedition
+against it. The part of jackal
+may be played once, but it is not a
+profitable one; and we can understand
+the disappointed feelings of the
+smaller animal, when he is forced to
+stand by an-hungered, and behold
+the gluttonous lion gorging himself
+with the choicest morsels of the chase.
+It must be a sore thing for a patriot
+to see his brother agitator pouching
+his tens and hundreds of thousands;
+whilst he, who likewise has
+shouted in the cause, and bestowed
+as much of his sweet breath as would
+have served to supply a furnace, must
+perforce be contented with some stray
+pittances, doled hesitatingly out, and
+not altogether given without grudging.
+No independent and thoroughgoing
+citizen will consent, for a second time,
+to play so very subsidiary a part;
+therefore he is right in breaking fresh
+ground, and becoming the leader of a
+new movement. It may be that his
+old monopolising ally shall become
+too plethoric for a second contest.
+Like the desperate soldier who took
+a castle and was rewarded for it, he
+may be inclined to rest beneath his
+laurels, count his pay, and leave the
+future capture of fortalices to others
+who have less to lose. A hundred
+thousand pounds carry along with
+them a sensation of ease as well as
+dignity. After such a surfeit of Mammon,
+most men are unwilling to work.
+They unbutton their waistcoats, eschew
+agitation, eat, drink, are merry,
+and become fat.</p>
+
+<p>Your lean Cassius, on the contrary,
+has all the pugnacity of a terrier. He
+yelps at every body and every thing,
+is at perpetual warfare with the whole
+of animated nature, and will not be
+quieted even by dint of much kicking.
+The only chance you have of relieving
+yourself from his everlasting yammering
+and impertinence, is to throw him
+an unpicked bone, wherewith he will
+retreat in double-quick time to the
+kennel. And of a truth the number
+of excellent bones which are sacrificed
+to the terriers of this world, is absolutely
+amazing. Society in general
+will do a great deal for peace; and
+much money is doled out, far less for
+the sake of charity, than as the price
+of a stipulated repose.</p>
+
+<p>It remains, however, to be seen
+whether Mr Bright, under any circumstances,
+will be quiet. We almost
+doubt it. In the course of his stentorial
+and senatorial career, he has
+more than once, to borrow a phrase
+from <i>Boxiana</i>, had his head put into
+chancery; and some of his opponents,
+Mr Ferrand for example, have fists
+that smite like sledge-hammers. But
+Friend John is a glutton in punishment;
+and though with blackened
+eyes and battered lips, is nevertheless
+at his post in time. The best pugilists
+in England do not know what
+to make of him. He never will admit
+that he is beaten, nor does he seem
+to know when he has enough. It is
+true that at every round he goes
+down before some tremendous facer
+or cross-buttock, or haply performs
+the part of Antæus in consequence of
+the Cornish hug. No matter&mdash;up he
+starts, and though rather unsteady
+on his pins, and generally groggy in
+his demeanour, he squares away at
+his antagonist, until night terminates
+the battle, and the drab flag, still
+flaunting defiance, is visible beneath
+the glimpses of the maiden moon.</p>
+
+<p>At present, Mr Bright's senatorial
+exertions appear to be directed towards
+the abolition of the Game laws.
+Early in 1845, and before the remarkable
+era of conversion which must
+ever render that year a notorious one
+in the history of political consistency,
+he moved for and obtained a select
+committee of the House to inquire
+into the operation of these laws. Mr
+Bright's speech upon that occasion
+was, in some respects, a sensible
+one. We have no wish to withhold
+from him his proper meed of praise;
+and we shall add, that the subject
+which he thus virtually undertook to
+expiscate, was one in every way
+deserving of the attention of the
+legislature. Of all the rights of property
+which are recognised by the
+English law, that of the proprietor or
+occupier of the land to the <i>feræ naturæ</i>
+or game upon it, is the least generally
+understood, and the worst defined.
+It is fenced by, and founded upon, statutes<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_757" id="Page_757">[757]</a></span>
+which, in the course of time,
+have undergone considerable modification
+and revision; and the penalties
+attached to the infringement of it are,
+in our candid opinion, unnecessarily
+harsh and severe. Further, there can
+be no doubt, that in England the vice
+of poaching, next to that of habitual
+drinking, has contributed most largely
+to fill the country prisons. Instances
+are constantly occurring of ferocious
+assault, and even murder, arising
+from the affrays between gamekeepers
+and poachers; nor does it appear that
+the statutory penalties have had the
+effect of deterring many of the lower
+orders from their violent and predatory
+practices. On these points, we
+think an inquiry, with a view to the
+settlement of the law on a humane
+and equitable footing, was highly
+proper and commendable; nor should
+we have said a single word in depreciation
+of the labours of Mr Bright,
+had he confined himself within proper
+limits. Such, however, is not the
+case.</p>
+
+<p>An abridgement of, or rather extracts
+from, the voluminous evidence
+which was taken before that select
+committee, has been published by a
+certain Richard Griffiths Welford,
+Esq., barrister at law, and member
+of the Royal Agricultural Society
+of England. With this gentleman
+hitherto, it is our misfortune or our
+fault that we have had no practical
+acquaintance; and judging from the
+tone, humour, and temper of the text
+remarks which are scattered throughout
+the volume, and the taste of the
+foot-notes appended, we do not see
+any reason to covet exuberant intimacy
+for the future. The volume is
+prefaced by a letter from Mr John
+Bright to the Tenant Farmers of
+Great Britain, which is of so remarkable
+a nature that it justly challenges
+some comment. The following extract
+is the commencement of that address:&mdash;
+"I am invited by my friend Mr
+Welford, the compiler of the abstract
+of the evidence given before the committee
+on the Game laws, to write a
+short address to you on the important
+question which is treated of in this
+volume. I feel that an apology is
+scarcely necessary for the liberty I
+am taking; the deep interest I have
+long felt in the subject of the Game
+laws, my strong conviction of its
+great importance to you as a class,
+and the extensive correspondence in
+reference to it which I have maintained
+with many of your respected
+body in almost every county of England
+and Scotland, seem to entitle
+me to say a few words to you on this
+occasion.</p>
+
+<p>"From the perusal of this evidence&mdash;and
+it is but a small portion
+of that which was offered to the committee&mdash;you
+will perceive that, as
+capitalists and employers of labour,
+<i>you are neither asserting your just
+rights, nor occupying your proper position</i>.
+By long-continued custom,
+which has now obtained almost the
+force of law, when you became tenants
+of a farm, you were not permitted to
+enjoy the advantages which pertain
+to it so fully as is the case with the
+occupiers of almost every other description
+of property. A farmer
+becomes the tenant of certain lands,
+which are to be the basis of his future
+operations, and the foundation of that
+degree of prosperity to which he may
+attain. To secure success, it is needful
+that capital should be invested,
+and industry and skill exercised; and
+in proportion as these are largely
+employed, in order to develop to the
+utmost extent the resources of the
+soil, will be the amount of prosperity
+that will be secured. The capital,
+skill, and industry, will depend upon
+the capacity of the farmer; but the
+reward for their employment will depend
+in no small degree upon the free
+and unfettered possession of the land&mdash;of
+its capabilities, of all that it produces,
+and of all that is sustained
+upon its surface. There is a mixture
+of feudalism and of commercial principles
+in your mode of taking and
+occupying land, which is in almost all
+cases obstructive, and in not a few
+utterly subversive, of improvement.
+You take a farm on a yearly tenantry,
+or on a lease, with an understanding,
+or a specific agreement, that the game
+shall be reserved to the owner; that
+is, you grant to the landlord the right
+to stock the farm&mdash;for which you are
+to pay him rent for permission to cultivate,
+and for the full possession of
+its produce&mdash;with pheasants, partridges,
+hares, and rabbits, to any
+extent that may suit his caprice.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_758" id="Page_758">[758]</a></span>
+There may be little game when you
+enter upon the farm; but in general
+you reserve to yourselves no power
+to prevent its increase, and it may
+and often does increase so, as to destroy
+the possibility of profit in the
+cultivation of the farm. You plough,
+and sow, and watch the growing crops
+with anxiety and hope; you rise early,
+and eat the bread of carefulness; rent-day
+comes twice a-year with its inexorable
+demand; and yet you are
+doomed too frequently to see the fertility
+which Providence bestows and
+your industry would secure, blighted
+and destroyed <i>by creatures which would
+be deemed vermin</i>, but for the sanction
+which the law and your customs give
+to their preservation, and which exist
+for no advantage to you, and for no
+good to the public, but solely to afford
+a few day's amusement in the year to
+the proprietors of the soil. The seed
+you sow is eaten by the pheasants;
+your young growing grain is bitten
+down by the hares and rabbits; and
+your ripening crops are trampled and
+injured by a live stock which yields
+you no return, and which you cannot
+kill and take to market. No other
+class of capitalists are subjected to
+these disadvantages&mdash;no other intelligent
+and independent class of your
+countrymen are burdened with such
+impositions."</p>
+
+<p>We pity the intelligence of the
+reader who does not behold in these
+introductory paragraphs the symbol
+of the cloven foot. The sole object
+of the volume, for which Mr Bright
+has the assurance to stand as sponsor,
+is to sow the seeds of discord between
+the landowners and the tenants of
+England, by representing the former
+to the latter in the light of selfish
+monopolists, who, for the sake of some
+little sport or yearly battue, or, it
+may be, from absolute caprice, make
+havoc throughout the year, by proxy,
+of the farmers' property, and increase
+their stock of game whenever they
+have an opportunity, at his expense,
+and sometimes to his actual ruin.
+Such is the tendency of this book,
+which is compiled for general circulation;
+and which, we think, in many
+respects is calculated to do a deal of
+harm. As a real treatise or commentary
+upon the Game laws, it is
+worthless; as an attack upon the
+landed gentry, it will doubtless be
+read in many quarters with extreme
+complacency. Already, we observe,
+a portion of the press have made it a
+text-book for strong political diatribes;
+and the influence of it will no doubt
+be brought to bear upon the next
+general election. As we ourselves
+happen to entertain what are called
+very liberal opinions upon this subject
+of the Game laws, and as we
+maintain the principle that in this,
+as in every other matter, the great
+interests and rights of the community
+must be consulted, without reference
+to class distinctions&mdash;as we wish to
+see the property of the rich and the
+liberties of the poor respected&mdash;as we
+consider the union and cordial co-operation
+between landlord and tenant
+the chief guarantee which this country
+yet possesses against revolution, and
+the triumph of insolent demagogues&mdash;our
+remarks upon the present subject
+may not be ill-timed, or unworthy of
+the regard of those who think with
+us, that, in spite of recent events,
+there yet may be something to preserve.</p>
+
+<p>But, first, let us consider who this
+gentleman is that comes forward, unsolicited,
+to tender his advice, and to
+preach agitation to the tenantry of
+Great Britain. He is one of those
+persons who rose with the League&mdash;one
+of those unscrupulous and ubiquitous
+orators who founded and
+reared their reputation upon an avowed
+hostility to the agricultural interests
+of the country. Upon this point
+there can be no mistake. John
+Bright, member for Durham, is a
+child of the corn, or rather the potato
+revolution, as surely as Anacharsis
+Clootz was the <i>enfant trouvé</i> of the
+Reign of Terror. With the abstract
+merits of that question we have nothing
+to do at present. It is quite
+sufficient for us to note the fact, that
+he, in so far as his opportunities and
+his talents went, was amongst the
+most clamorous of the opponents to
+the protection of British agriculture;
+and that fact is a fair and legitimate
+ground for suspicion of his motives,
+when we find him appearing in the
+new part of an agricultural champion
+and agitator. It is not without considerable
+mistrust that we behold this
+slippery personage in the garb and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_759" id="Page_759">[759]</a></span>
+character of Triptolemus. He does
+not act it well. The effects of the
+billy-roller are still conspicuous upon
+his gait&mdash;he walks ill on hobnails&mdash;and
+is clearly more conversant with
+devil's-dust and remnants than with
+tares. Some faint suspicion of this
+appears at times to haunt even his
+own complacent imagination. He is
+not quite sure that the farmers&mdash;or,
+in the elegant phraseology of the
+League, the hawbucks and chawbacons&mdash;whom
+he used to denounce as
+a race of beings immeasurably inferior
+in intellectual capacity to the
+ricketty victims of the factories, will
+believe all at once in the cordiality
+and disinterestedness of their adviser;
+and therefore he throws out for their
+edification a specious bit of pleading,
+which, no doubt, will be read with conflicting
+feelings by some of those who
+participated in the late conversion.
+"You have been taught to consider
+me, and those with whom I have
+acted, as your enemies. You will
+admit that we have never deceived you&mdash;that
+we have never <small>TAMELY SURRENDERED</small>
+that which we have taught
+you to rely upon as the basis of your
+prosperity&mdash;that we have not pledged
+ourselves to a policy you approved, and
+then abandoned it; and as you have
+found me persevering in the promotion
+of measures, which many of you
+deemed almost fatal to your interests,
+but which I thought essential to the
+public good, so you will find me as
+resolute in the defence of those rights,
+which your own or your country's interests
+alike require that you should
+possess."</p>
+
+<p>All this profession, however, we
+hope, will fail to persuade the farmers
+that their late enemy has become their
+sudden friend; and they will doubtless
+look with some suspicion upon
+the apocryphal catalogue of grievances
+which Mr Bright has raked together,
+and, with the aid of his associate,
+promulgated in the present volume.
+It is not our intention at present to
+extract or go over the evidence at
+large. We have read it minutely,
+and weighed it well. A great part of
+it is utterly irrelevant, as bearing
+upon questions of property and contract
+with which the legislature of no
+country could interfere, and which
+even Mr Bright, though not over
+scrupulous in his ideas of parliamentary
+appropriation, has disregarded
+in framing the conclusions of the
+rejected report which he proposed
+for the adoption of the committee.
+That portion, however, we shall
+not pass over in silence. It is
+but right that the country at large
+should see that this volume has been
+issued, not so much for the purpose of
+obtaining a revision of the law, as of
+sowing discord amongst the agriculturists
+themselves; and it is very remarkable
+that Mr Bright, throughout
+the whole of his inflammatory address,
+<i>takes no notice whatever of the
+Game laws</i>, or their prejudicial effect,
+or their possible remedy by legislative
+enactment, but confines himself to
+denunciation of the landlords as a
+class antagonistic to the tenantry,
+and advice to the latter to combine
+against the game-preserving habits of
+the gentry.</p>
+
+<p>Now this question between landlord
+and tenant has nothing to do
+with the Game laws. The man who
+purchases an estate, purchases it with
+every thing upon it. He has, strictly
+speaking, as much right to every wild
+animal which is bred or even lodges
+there&mdash;if he can only catch or kill
+them&mdash;as he has to the trees, or the
+turf, or any other natural produce. The
+law protects him in this right, in so far,
+that by complying with certain statutory
+regulations&mdash;one of which relates
+to revenue, and requires from him a
+qualification to sport, and another
+prescribes a period or rotation for
+shooting&mdash;he may, within his own
+boundaries, take every animal which
+he meets with, and may also prevent any
+stranger from interfering with or
+encroaching upon that privilege. We
+do not now speak of penalties for
+which the intruder may be liable.
+That is a separate question; at present
+we confine ourselves to the abstract
+question of right.</p>
+
+<p>But neither game nor natural produce
+constitute that thing called
+<small>RENT</small>, without which, since the days
+of forays have gone by, a landowner
+cannot live. Accordingly, he proposes
+to let a certain portion of his domains
+to a farmer, whose business is to cultivate
+the soil, and to make it profitable.
+He does so; and unless a distinct
+reservation is made to the contrary,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_760" id="Page_760">[760]</a></span>
+the right to take the game upon
+the farm so let, passes to the tenant,
+and can be exercised by him irrespective
+of the wish of the landlord. If,
+on the contrary, the landlord refuses
+to part with that right which is primarily
+vested in his person, and which,
+of course, he is at full liberty either
+to reserve or surrender, the proposing
+tenant must take that circumstance
+into consideration in his offer of rent
+for the farm. The game then becomes
+as much a matter of calculation
+as the nature of the soil, the necessity
+of drainage, or the peculiar climate of
+the farm. The tenant must be guided
+by the principles of ordinary prudence,
+and make such a deduction
+from his offer as he considers will
+compensate him for the loss which his
+crop may sustain through the agency
+of the game. If he neglects to do
+this, he has no reasonable ground for
+murmuring&mdash;if he does it, he is perfectly
+safe. Such is the plain simple
+nature of the case, from which one
+would think it difficult to extract any
+clamant grievance, at least between the
+landlord and the tenant. No doubt the
+tenantry of the country individually
+and generally may, if they please, insist
+in all cases on a complete surrender
+of the game; and if they do, it is far
+more than possible that their desire
+will be universally complied with.
+But, then, they will have to pay higher
+rents. The landlord is no gainer in
+respect of game, nay, he is a direct
+loser; for the fact of his preservation
+and reserval of it reduces the amount
+of rent which he otherwise would receive,
+and, besides this, he is at much
+expense in preserving. Game is his
+hobby which he insists upon retaining:
+he does so, and he actually pays for
+it. Therefore, when a tenant states
+that he has lost so much in a particular
+year in consequence of the game
+upon his farm, that statement must
+be understood with a qualification.
+His crop may indeed have suffered
+to a certain extent; but then he has
+been paid for that deterioration already,
+the payment being the difference
+of rent, fixed between him and
+the landlord for the occupation of a
+game farm, less than what he would
+have offered for it had there been no
+game there, or had the right to kill it
+been conceded.</p>
+
+<p>"O but," says Mr Bright, or some
+other of the <i>soi-disant</i> friends of the
+farmer, "there is an immense competition
+for land, and the farmers will
+not make bargains!" And whose
+fault is that? We recollect certain
+apothegms rather popular a short
+while ago, about buying in the cheapest
+and selling in the dearest market,
+and so forth, and we have always
+understood that the real price of an
+article is determined by the demand
+for it. If any farm is put up to auction
+under certain conditions, there is
+no hardship whatever in exacting the
+rent from the highest successful competitor.
+The reservation of the right
+to kill game is as competent to the
+proprietor as the fixing the rotation
+of the crops, or the conditions against
+scourging the soil. The landlord,
+when he lets a farm, does not by any
+means, as Mr Bright and his legal
+coadjutor appear to suppose, abandon
+it altogether to the free use of the
+tenant. He must of necessity make
+conditions, because he still retains his
+primary interest in the soil; and if
+these were not made, the land would
+in all probability be returned to him
+after the expiry of the lease, utterly
+unprofitable and exhausted, it being
+the clear interest of the tenant to take
+as much out of it as possible during
+the currency of his occupation. Now
+all these conditions are perfectly well
+known to the competing farmer, and
+if he is not inclined to assent to them,
+he need not make an offer for the
+land. Does Mr Bright mean to assert
+that the competition for land is so
+great, that the tenant-farmers are
+absolutely offering more than the
+subjects which they lease are worth?
+If so, the most gullible person on the
+face of this very gullible earth would
+not believe him. To aver that any
+body of men in this country, are wilfully
+and avowedly carrying on a trade
+or profession at a certain loss, is to
+utter an absurdity so gross as to be
+utterly unworth a refutation. And if
+Mr Bright does not mean this, we
+shall thank him to explain how the
+competition for land is a practical
+grievance to the farmer.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, we are far from maintaining
+that the system of strict game
+preservation is either wise or creditable,
+and we shall state our arguments<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_761" id="Page_761">[761]</a></span>
+to the contrary hereafter. At present
+let us proceed with Mr Welford.</p>
+
+<p>About one-half, or even more, of
+this volume, is occupied with evidence
+to prove that the preservation of
+game upon an estate is more or less
+detrimental to the crops. Who denies
+it? Pheasants, though they may feed
+a great deal upon wild seeds and insects,
+are unquestionably fond of corn&mdash;so
+are partridges; and hares and
+rabbits have too good taste to avoid
+a field of clover or of turnips. And
+shall this&mdash;says Mr Bright, having
+recourse to a late rhetoric&mdash;shall this
+be permitted in a Christian or a civilised
+country? Are there not thousands
+of poor to whom that grain,
+wasted upon mere vermin, would be
+precious? Are our aristocracy so selfish
+as to prefer the encouragement of
+brute animals to the lives of their fellow
+men? &amp;c. &amp;c; to all of which
+eloquent bursts the pious Mr Welford
+subjoins his ditto and Amen.
+For our own part, we can see no
+reason why hares, and pheasants,
+and partridges, should not be fed as
+well as Quakers. While living they
+are undoubtedly more graceful creatures,
+when dead they are infinitely
+more valuable. When removed from
+this scene of transitory trouble, Mr
+Bright, except in an Owhyhean market,
+would fetch a less price than an
+ordinary rabbit. Our taste may be
+peculiar, but we would far rather see
+half-a-dozen pretty leverets at play in
+a pasture field of an evening, than as
+many hulking members of the Anti-Corn-Law
+League performing a ponderous
+saraband. Vermin indeed!
+Did Mr Bright ever see a Red-deer?
+We shrewdly suspect not; and if,
+peradventure, he were to fall in with
+the monarch of the wilderness in the
+rutting season, somewhere about the
+back of Schehallion or the skirts of
+the moor of Rannoch, there would be
+a yell loud enough to startle the cattle
+on a thousand hills, and a rapid
+disparition of the drab-coloured integuments
+into the bosom of a treacherous
+peat-bog. But a Red-deer, too,
+will eat corn, and often of a moonlight
+night his antlers may be seen
+waving in the crofts of the upland
+tenant; therefore, according to Mr
+Bright, he too is vermin, and must
+be exterminated accordingly.</p>
+
+<p>And this brings us to Mr Welford's
+grand remedy, which is abundantly
+apparent from the notes and commentaries
+interspersed throughout the
+volume. This gentleman, in the plenitude
+of his consideration for the
+well-being of his country, is deliberately
+of opinion that game should be
+exterminated altogether! Here is a
+bloody-minded fellow for you with a
+vengeance!</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"What! all my pretty chickens and their dam!<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Did you say all?"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>What! shall not a single hare, or
+pheasant, or partridge, or plover, or
+even a solitary grouse, be spared from
+the swoop of this destroying kite?
+Not one. Richard Griffiths Welford,
+Esquire, Barrister-at-law, has undertaken
+to rouse the nation from its
+deadly trance. Yet a few years, and
+no more shall the crow of the gorcock
+be heard on the purple heath, or
+the belling of the deer in the forest,
+or the call of the landrail in the field.
+No longer shall we watch at evening
+the roe gliding from the thicket, or
+the hare dancing across the lawn.
+They have committed a crime in a
+free-tradeland&mdash;battened incontinently
+upon corn and turnips&mdash;and, therefore,
+they must all die! Grain, although
+our ports are to be opened,
+has now become a sacred thing, and
+is henceforward to be dedicated to
+the use of man alone. Therefore we
+are not without apprehension that the
+sparrows must die too, and the
+thrushes and blackbirds&mdash;for they
+make sad havoc in our dear utilitarian's
+garden&mdash;and the larks, and the
+rooks, and the pigeons. Voiceless
+now must be our groves in the green
+livery of spring. There shall be no
+more chirping, or twittering, or philandering
+among the branches&mdash;no
+cooing or amorous dalliance, or pairing
+on the once happy eve of St Valentine.
+All the <i>fauna</i> of Britain&mdash;all
+the melodists of the woods&mdash;must die!
+In one vast pie must they be baked,
+covered in with a monumental crust of
+triumphant flour, through which their
+little claws may appear supplicantly
+peering upwards, as if to implore some
+mercy for the surviving stragglers of
+their race. But stragglers there cannot
+be many. Timber, according to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_762" id="Page_762">[762]</a></span>
+our patriotic Welford, is, "next to
+game, the farmer's chief enemy!"
+What miserable idiots our infatuated
+ancestors must have been! They
+thought that by planting they were
+conferring a boon upon their country;
+and in Scotland in particular they
+strove most anxiously to redeem the
+national reproach. But they were
+utterly wrong: Welford has said it.
+Timber is a nuisance&mdash;a sort of vegetable
+vermin, we suppose&mdash;so down
+must go Dodona and her oaks; and
+the pride of the forests be laid for
+ever low. Nothing in all broad England&mdash;and
+we fear also with us&mdash;must
+hereafter overtop the fields of wheat
+except the hedgerows! Timber is
+inimical to the farmer; therefore, free
+be the winds to blow from the German
+ocean to the Atlantic, without
+encountering the resistance of
+a single forest&mdash;no more tossing of
+the branches or swaying of the stems&mdash;or
+any thing save the steeples, fast
+falling in an age of reason into decay,
+the bulk of some monstrous workhouse,
+as dingy and cheerless as a
+prison, and the pert myriads of chimney-stalks
+of the League belching
+forth, in the face of heaven, their columns
+of smoke and of pollution!
+Happy England, when these things
+shall come to pass, and not a tree or
+a bush be left as a shelter for the
+universal vermin! No&mdash;not quite
+universal, for a respite will doubtless
+be given to the persecuted races of
+the badger, the hedgehog, the polecat,
+the weasel, and the stoat. All these
+are egg-eaters or game-consumers,
+and so long as they keep to the hedgerows
+and assist in the work of extermination,
+they will not only be spared
+but encouraged. Let them, however,
+beware. So soon as the last egg of
+the last English partridge is sucked,
+and the last of the rabbits turned over
+in convulsive throes, with the teeth of a
+fierce little devil inextricably fastened
+in its jugular&mdash;so soon as the rage of
+hunger drives the present Pariahs of
+the preserve to the hen-roost&mdash;human
+forbearance is at an end, and their fate
+also is sealed. The hen-harrier and
+the sparrowhawk, so long as they
+quarter the fields, pounce upon the
+imprudent robin, or strike down the
+lark while caroling upon the verge of
+the cloud, will be considered in our
+new state of society, as sacred animals
+as the Ibis. But let them, after
+having fulfilled their mission, deviate
+from the integrity of their ways, and
+come down upon a single ginger-pile,
+peeping his dirty way over the shards
+of a midden, towards his scrauching
+and be-draggled mother&mdash;and the race
+will be instantly proscribed. A few
+years more, and, according to the
+system of Messrs Bright and Welford,
+not a single wild animal&mdash;could we
+not also get rid of the insects?&mdash;will
+be found within the confines of Great
+Britain, except the gulls who live
+principally upon fish; and possibly,
+should there be a scarcity of herring,
+it may be advisable to exterminate
+them also.</p>
+
+<p>Here is a pretty state of matters!
+First, there is to be no more sporting.
+That, of course, in the eyes of Messrs
+Bright and Welford, who know as
+much about shooting as they do of
+trigonometry, is a very minor consideration;
+but even there we take
+leave to dissent. Gouty and frail
+as we are, we have yet a strong natural
+appetite for the moors, and we shall
+wrestle to the last for our privilege
+with the sturdiest broadbrim in Quakerdom.
+Our boys shall be bred as we
+were, with their foot upon the heather,
+in the manliest and most exhilarating
+of all pastimes; and that because
+we wish to see them brought up as
+Christians and gentlemen, not as
+puzzle-pated sceptics or narrow-minded
+utilitarian theorists. We desire
+to see them attain their full development,
+both of mind and body&mdash;to
+acquire a kindly and a keen relish
+for nature&mdash;to love their sovereign
+and their country&mdash;to despise all
+chicanery and deceit&mdash;and to know
+and respect the high-minded peasantry
+and poor of their native land.
+We have no idea that they shall be
+confined in their exercise or their sports
+to the public highway. We do not
+look upon this earth or island as made
+solely to produce corn for the supply
+of Mr Bright and his forced population.
+We wish that the youth of our
+country should be taught that God has
+created other beings besides the master
+and the mechanic&mdash;that the beasts
+of the field and the fowls of the air
+have a value in their Maker's eye,
+and that man has a commisson to use<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_763" id="Page_763">[763]</a></span>
+them, but not to exterminate and
+destroy. "My opinion is," says Mr
+Bright, speaking with a slight disregard
+to grammar, of the sporting propensities
+of the landed gentry&mdash;"my
+opinion is, that there are other pursuits
+which it will better become them
+to follow, and which it will be a thousand
+times better for the country if
+they turn their attention to them."
+For Mr Bright's opinion, we have not
+the smallest shadow of respect. We
+can well believe that, personally, he
+has not the slightest inclination to
+participate in the sports of the field.
+We cannot for a moment imagine
+him in connexion with a hunting-field,
+or toiling over moor or mountain
+in pursuit of his game, or up to
+his waist in a roaring river with a
+twenty-pound salmon on his line,
+making its direct way for the cataract.
+In all and each of these situations we
+are convinced that he would be utterly
+misplaced. We can conceive him, and
+no doubt he is, much at home in the
+superintendence of the gloomy factory&mdash;in
+the centre of a hecatomb of
+pale human beings, who toil on day and
+night in that close and stifling atmosphere,
+as ceaselessly and almost as mechanically
+as the wheels which drone
+and whistle and clank above and
+around them&mdash;in the midst of his
+stores of calico, and cotton, and corduroy&mdash;in
+the midnight councils of
+the grasping League, or the front of
+a degraded hustings. But from none
+of these situations whatever, has he
+any right to dictate to the gentlemen
+of Britain what they should do, or
+what they should leave undone. He
+has neither an eye for nature, nor a
+heart to participate in rural amusements.
+And a very nice place an
+English manor-house would be under
+his peculiar superintendence and the
+operation of the new regime! In the
+morning we should meet, ladies and
+gentlemen, in the breakfast-room,
+all devoutly intent upon the active
+demolition of the muffins. Tea and
+coffee there are in abundance&mdash;but
+not good, for the first has the
+flavour of the hedges, and the second
+reminds us villanously of Hunt's
+roasted corn. There are eggs, however,
+and on the sideboard rest a
+large round of beef, with a thick margin
+of rancid yellow fat, and a ham
+which is literal hog's-lard. There are
+no fish. The trouting stream has been
+turned from its natural course to move
+machinery, and now rolls to the
+shrinking sea, not in native silver,
+but in alternate currents of indigo,
+ochre, or cochineal, according to the
+hue most in request for the moment
+at the neighbouring dye-work. In
+vain you look about for grouse-pie,
+cold partridge, snipe, or pheasant.
+You might as well ask for a limb of
+the ichthyosaurus as for a wing of
+these perished animals. Deuce a creature
+is there in the room except
+bipeds, and they are all of the manufacturing
+breed. You recollect the
+days of old, when your entry into the
+breakfast-room used to be affectionately
+welcomed by terrier, setter, and spaniel,
+and you wonder what has become
+of these ancient inmates of the
+family. On inquiry you are informed,
+that&mdash;being non-productive animals,
+and mere consumers of food which
+ought to be reserved for the use of
+man alone&mdash;they have one and all of
+them been put to death: and your
+host points rather complacently to
+the effigy of old Ponto, who has been
+stuffed by way of a specimen of an
+extinct species, and who now glares
+at you with glassy eyes from beneath
+the shelter of the mahogany sideboard.
+Tired of the conversation,
+which is principally directed towards
+the working of the new tariff, the last
+improvement in printed calicoes, and
+the prices of some kind of stock which
+appears to fluctuate as unaccountably
+as the barometer, you rise from table
+and move towards the window in
+hopes of a pleasant prospect. You
+have it. The old park, which used to
+contain some of the finest trees in
+Britain&mdash;oaks of the Boscobel order,
+and elms that were the boast of the
+country&mdash;is now as bare as the palm
+of your hand, and broken up into potato
+allotments. The shrubbery and
+flower parterres, with their elegant
+terrace vases and light wire fences,
+have disappeared. There is not a
+bush beyond a few barberries, evidently
+intended for detestable jam, nor
+a flower, except some chamomiles,
+which may be infused into a medicinal
+beverage, and a dozen great
+stringy coarse-looking rhubarbs,
+enough to give you the dyspepsia, if<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_764" id="Page_764">[764]</a></span>
+you merely imagine them in a tart.
+At the bottom of the slope lies the
+stream whereof we have spoken already,
+not sinuous or fringed with
+alders as of yore; but straight as an
+arrow, and fashioned into the semblance
+of a canal. It is spanned on
+the part which is directly in front of
+the windows, by a bridge on the skew
+principle, the property of a railway
+company; and at the moment you are
+gazing on the landscape in a sort
+of admiring trance, an enormous train
+of coal and coke waggons comes rushing
+by, and a great blast of smoke
+and steam rolling past the house,
+obscures for a moment the utilitarian
+beauty of the scene. That dissipated,
+you observe on the other side of the
+canal several staring red brick buildings,
+with huge chimney-stalks stinking
+in the fresh, frosty morning air.
+These are the factories of your host,
+the source of his enviable wealth;
+and yonder dirty village which you
+see about half a mile to the right,
+with its squab Unitarian lecture room,
+is the abode of his honest artisans.
+Nevertheless, you see nobody
+stirring about. How should you?
+The whole population is comfortably
+housed, for the next twelve hours at
+least, within brick, and assisting the
+machinery to do its work. No idleness
+now in England. Had you, indeed,
+risen about five or six in the morning,
+when the clatter of a sullen bell roused
+you from your dreams of Jemima,
+you might have seen some scores of
+lanterns meandering like glow-worms
+along the miry road which leads from
+the village to the factories, until absorbed
+within their early jaws. That
+is the appointed time for the daily
+emigration, and until all the taskwork
+is done, no straggling whatever is
+permitted. The furthest object in
+view is a parallelogram Bastile on the
+summit of a hill, once wooded to the
+top, and well known to the rustics as
+the place where the fullest nuts and
+the richest May-flowers might be
+gathered, but now in turnips, and you
+are told that the edifice is the Union
+Workhouse.</p>
+
+<p>Breakfast over, you begin to consider
+how you shall fill up the dreary
+vacuum which still yawns between
+you and dinner. Of course you cannot
+shoot, unless you are inclined to
+take a day at the ducks and geese,
+which would be rather an expensive
+amusement. You covet a ride, and
+propose a scamper across the country.
+Our dear sir, it is as much as your life
+is worth! What with canals and viaducts,
+and railways and hedgerows,
+you could not get over a mile without
+either being plunged into water, or
+knocked down by tow ropes, or run
+into by locomotives, or pitched from
+embankments, or impaled alive, or slain
+by a stroke of electricity from some
+telegraphic conductor! Recollect that
+we are not now living in the days
+of steeple-chasing. Then as to horses,
+are you not aware that our host keeps
+only two&mdash;and fine sleek, sturdy Flanders
+brutes they are&mdash;for the purpose
+of conveying Mrs Bobbins and her
+progeny to the meeting-house? There
+is no earthly occasion for any more
+expensive stud. The railway station
+is just a quarter of a mile from the
+door, and Eclipse himself could never
+match our new locomotives for speed.
+But you may have a drive if you
+please, and welcome. Where shall we
+go to? There used to be a fine waterfall
+at an easy distance, with rocks,
+and turf, and wildflowers, and all that
+sort of thing; and though the season
+is a little advanced, we might still
+make shift under the hazels and the
+hollies; could we not invite the ladies
+to accompany us, and extemporise a
+pic-nic? Our excellent friend! that
+waterfall exists no longer. It was a
+mere useless waste; has been blown
+up with gun-cotton; and the glen below
+it turned into a reservoir for the
+supply of a manufacturing town. The
+hazels are all down, and the hollies
+pounded into birdlime. And that fine
+old baronial residence, where there
+were such exquisite Claudes and
+Ruysdaels? Oh! that estate was
+bought by Mr Smalt the eminent
+dyer, from the trustees of the late
+Lord&mdash;the old mansion has been
+pulled down, a cottage <i>ornée</i> built in
+its place, and the pictures were long
+ago transferred to the National Gallery.
+And is there nothing at all
+worth seeing in the county? Oh yes!
+There is Tweel's new process for making
+silk out of sow's ears, and Bottomson's
+clothing mills, where you
+see raw wool put into one end of the
+machinery, and issue from the other<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_765" id="Page_765">[765]</a></span>
+in the shape of ready-made breeches.
+Then a Socialist lecture on the sin
+and consequences of matrimony will
+be delivered in the market-town at
+two o'clock precisely, by Miss Lewdlaw&mdash;quite
+a lady, I assure you&mdash;whom
+you will afterwards meet at
+dinner. Or you may, if you please,
+attend the meeting of the Society for
+the Propagation of a Natural Religion,
+at which the Rev. Mr Scampson
+will preside; or you may go down to
+the factories, or any where else you
+please, except the village, for there is
+a great deal of typhus fever in it, and
+we are a little apprehensive for the
+children! You decline these tempting
+offers, and resolve to spend the morning
+in the house. Is there a billiard
+room? How can you possibly suppose
+it? Time, sir, is money; and
+money is not to be made by knocking
+about ivory balls. But there is the
+library if you should like to study,
+and plenty material within it. Delighted
+at the prospect of passing
+some congenial though solitary hours,
+you enter the apartment, and, disregarding
+the models upon the table,
+which are intended to elucidate the
+silk and sow's-ear process, you ransack
+the book-shelves for some of your
+ancient favourites. But in vain you
+will search either for Shakspeare or
+Scott, Milton or Fielding, Jeremy
+Taylor or Blackwood's Edinburgh
+Magazine: all these are proscribed
+antiquities. Instead of these you will
+find Essays by Hampden, junior, and
+Ethics by Thistlewood, senior, Paine's
+Age of Reason, Jeremy Bentham's
+Treatises, Infanticide Vindicated, by
+Herod Virginius Cackell, Esq., Member
+of the Literary Institute of Owenstown,
+Cobden's Speeches, Wheal's
+Exposition of the Billy-roller, Grubb's
+Practical Deist, Welford's Influences
+of the Game Laws, and much more
+such profitable reading. What would
+you not give for a volume by Willison
+Glass! Disgusted with this literary
+miscellany, you chuck the Practical
+Deist into the fire, and walk up-stairs
+to rejoin the ladies. You find them
+in the drawing-room hard at work
+upon cross-stitch and pincushions for
+the great Bazar which is shortly to
+be opened under the auspices of the
+Anti-Christian League, and you feel
+for a moment like an intruder. But
+Emily Bobbins, a nice girl, who will
+have thirty thousand pounds when
+her venerated sire is conveyed to
+the Mausoleum of the Bobbinses,
+and who has at this present moment
+a very pretty face, trips up and
+asks you for a contribution to her
+yearly album. Yearly?&mdash;the phrase
+is an odd one, and you crave explanation.
+The blooming virgin informs you
+that she edits an annual volume, popular
+in certain circles, for the Society
+for the Abolition of all Criminal
+Punishment, she being a corresponding
+Member; and she presents you with
+last year's compilation. You open
+the work, and find some literary <i>bijouterie</i>
+by the disciples of the earnest
+school, poems on the go-a-head principle,
+and tales under such captivating
+titles as the Virtuous Poacher,
+Theresa, or the Heroine of the Workhouse,
+and Walter Truck, an Easy
+Way with the Mechanic. There are
+also sundry political fragments by
+the deep-thinkers of the age, from
+which you discover that Regicide is
+the simplest cure for "Flunkeyism,
+Baseness, and Unveracity," and that
+the soundest philosophers of the
+world are two gentlemen, rejoicing
+in the exotic names of Sauerteig and
+Teufelsdröckh. You, being a believer
+in the Book of Common Prayer, decline
+to add your contribution to the
+Miscellany, and make the best of
+your way from the house for a stroll
+upon the public highway. For some
+hours you meander through the mud,
+between rows of stiff hedges; not a
+stage-coach, nor even a buggy is to
+be seen. You sigh for the old green
+lanes and shady places which have
+now disappeared for ever, and you
+begin to doubt whether, after all, regenerated
+England is the happiest
+country of the universe. It appears
+an absolute desert. At a turn of a
+road you come in sight of a solitary
+venerable crow&mdash;the sole surviving
+specimen of his race still extant in
+the county&mdash;whose life is rendered
+bitter by a system of unceasing persecution.
+He mistakes you for Mr
+Richard Griffiths Welford, and, with
+a caw of terror, takes flight across
+a Zahara of Swedish turnips. On
+your way home you meet with three
+miserable children who are picking
+the few unwithered leaves from the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_766" id="Page_766">[766]</a></span>
+hedges. You cross-question them,
+and ascertain that they receive a
+salary of twopence a-day from the
+owner of the truck-shop at the factory,
+in return for their botanical collections.
+You think of China, with a
+strong conviction of the propriety of
+becoming a Mandarin.</p>
+
+<p>At dinner you are seated betwixt
+Miss Lewdlaw and the Rev. Mr
+Scampson. The appearance of the
+lady convinces you that she has excellent
+reasons for her deep-rooted
+hatred of matrimony&mdash;for what serpent
+(in his senses) would have tempted
+that dropsical Eve? The gentleman
+is a bold, sensual-lipped, pimply
+individual, attired in a rusty suit
+of black, the very picture of a brutal
+Boanerges. He snorts during his
+repast, clutches with his huge red
+fingers, whereof the nails are absolute
+ebony, at every dish within his reach,
+and is constantly shouting for a dram.
+The dinner is a plentiful one, but ill-cooked
+and worse served; and the
+wines are simply execrable. Very
+drearily lags the time until the ladies
+rise to retire, a movement which is
+greeted by Mr Scampson with a coarse
+joke and a vulgar chuckle. Then begin
+the sweets of the evening. Old
+Bobbins draws your especial attention
+to his curious old free-trade port,
+at eighteen shillings the dozen; and
+very curious, upon practical examination,
+you will find it. After three
+glasses, you begin to suspect that you
+have swallowed a live crab unawares,
+and you gladly second Mr Scampson
+in his motion for something hot. The
+conversation then becomes political,
+and, to a certain extent, religious.
+Bobbins, who has a brother in Parliament,
+is vehement in his support of
+the Twenty Hours' Labour Bill, and
+insists upon the necessity of a measure
+for effectually coercing apprentices.
+Bugsley, his opposite neighbour,
+can talk of nothing but stock
+and yarn. But Scampson, in right of
+his calling, takes the lion's share of
+the conversation. He denounces the
+Church, not yet dis-established&mdash;hopes
+to see the day when every Bishop
+upon the Bench shall be brought to
+the block&mdash;and stigmatises the Universities
+as the nests of bigotry and
+intolerance. With many oaths, he
+declares his conviction that Robespierre
+was a sensible fellow&mdash;and as
+he waxes more furious over each
+successive tumbler, you wisely think
+that there may be some danger
+in contradicting so virulent a champion,
+and steal from the room at
+the first convenient opportunity. In
+the drawing-room you find Miss
+Lewdlaw descanting upon her favourite
+theories. She is expounding
+to Emily Bobbins her rights as a
+socialist and a woman, and illustrating
+her lecture by some quotations
+from the works of Aurora Dudevant.
+The sweet girl, evidently under the
+magnetic influence of her preceptress,
+regards you with a humid eye and
+flushed cheek as you enter; but having
+no fancy to approach the charmed
+circle of the Lewdlaw, you keep at
+the other end of the room, and amuse
+yourself with an illustrated copy of
+Jack Sheppard. In a short time,
+Bobbins, Bugsley, and Scampson, the
+last partially inebriated, make their
+appearance; and an animated erotic
+dialogue ensues between the gentleman
+in dubious orders, and the disciple
+of Mary Wolstonecraft. You
+begin to feel uncomfortable, and as
+Bugsley is now snoring, and Bobbins
+attempting to convince his helpmate
+of the propriety of more brandy and
+water, you desert the drawing-room,
+bolt up-stairs, pack your portmanteau,
+and go to bed with a firm resolution
+to start next morning by the earliest
+train; and as soon as possible to ascertain
+whether Jemima will consent
+to accompany you to Canada or Australia,
+or some other uncivilised part
+of the world where trees grow, waters
+run, and animals exist as nature has
+decreed, and where the creed of the
+socialist and jargon of the factory
+are fortunately detested or unknown.</p>
+
+<p>Such, gentle reader, is the England
+which the patriots of the Bright school
+are desirous to behold; and such it
+may become if we meekly and basely
+yield to revolutionary innovations,
+and conciliate every demagogue by
+adopting his favourite nostrum. We
+have certainly been digressing a good
+deal further than is our wont; but we
+trust you will not altogether disapprove
+of our expedition to the new
+Utopia. We hope that your present,
+and a great many future Christmasses
+may be spent more pleasantly; and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_767" id="Page_767">[767]</a></span>
+that, in your day at least, peace may
+never be effected at the expense of a
+virtual solitude. Let us now consider
+what alterations may properly
+and humanely be made upon the present
+existing Game laws.</p>
+
+<p>On the whole, we are inclined to
+agree with the resolutions adopted by
+the committee. These appear to recognise
+the principle of a qualified
+right of property in game, and that
+this property is now vested in the
+<i>occupier</i> of the soil. By this rule
+which may if necessary be declared
+by enactment, the tenant has at all
+times the power to secure the game
+to himself, unless he chooses to part
+with that right by special bargain. It
+is of course inconsistent with this
+qualified right of property, that any
+person should kill game upon lands
+which he is not privileged to enter;
+and the committee are therefore of
+opinion, that the violation of that
+right should still continue to be visited
+with legal penalties. But they
+think&mdash;and in this we most cordially
+agree with them&mdash;that considerable
+alteration should be made in the present
+penal code, and that, in particular,
+cumulative penalties for poaching
+should be abolished. It is monstrous
+that such penalties, to which the
+poorer classes in this country are
+most peculiarly liable, should be any
+longer allowed to exist, while the
+offence which these are intended to
+punish is in every proper sense a
+single one. We are inclined to get
+rid of every difficulty on this head by
+an immediate discontinuance of the
+certificates. The amount of revenue
+drawn from these is really insignificant,
+and in many cases it must stand
+in the way of a fair exercise of his
+privilege by the humbler occupant of
+the soil. If a poor upland crofter, who
+rents an acre or two from a humane
+landlord, and who has laid out part
+of it in a garden, should chance to
+see, of a clear frosty night, a hare
+insinuate herself through the fence,
+and demolish his winter greens&mdash;it is
+absolute tyranny to maintain, that he
+may not reach down the old rusty
+fowling-piece from the chimney, take
+a steady vizzy at puss, and tumble
+her over in the very act of her delinquency,
+without having previously
+paid over for the use of her gracious
+Majesty some four pounds odds; or
+otherwise to be liable in a penalty of
+twenty pounds, with the pleasant
+alternative of six months' imprisonment!
+In such a case as this the man
+is not sporting; he is merely protecting
+his own, is fairly entitled to convert
+his enemy into wholesome soup,
+and should be allowed to do so with a
+conscience void of offence towards
+God or man. We must have no
+state restrictions or qualifications to
+a right of property which may be enjoyed
+by the smallest cotter, and no
+protective laws to debar him from the
+exercise of his principle. And therefore
+it is that we advocate the immediate
+abolition of the certificate.</p>
+
+<p>What the remaining penalty should
+be is matter for serious consideration.
+It appears evident that the common
+law of redress is not sufficient. Game
+is at best but a qualified property; for
+your interest in it ceases the moment
+that it leaves your land; but still you
+<i>have</i> an interest, may be a considerable
+pecuniary loser by its infringement,
+and therefore you are entitled
+to demand an adequate protection.
+But then it is hardly possible, when
+we consider what human nature with
+all its powerful instincts is, to look
+upon poaching in precisely the same
+light with theft. By no process of
+mental ratiocination can you make a
+sheep out of a hare. You did not
+buy the creature, it is doubtful
+whether you bred it, and in five
+minutes more it may be your neighbour's
+property, and that of its own
+accord. You cannot even reclaim it,
+though born in your private hutch.
+Now this is obviously a very slippery
+kind of property; and the poor man&mdash;who
+knows these facts quite as well
+as the rich, and who is moreover
+cursed with a craving stomach, a
+large family, and a strong appetite
+for roast&mdash;is by no means to be considered,
+morally or equitably, in the
+same light with the ruffian who commits
+a burglary for the sake of your
+money, or carries away your sheep
+from the fold. It ought to be, if it is
+not, a principle in British law, that the
+temptation should be considered before
+adjudging upon the particular offence.
+The schoolboy&mdash;whose natural
+propensity for fruit has been roused
+by the sight of some far too tempting<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_768" id="Page_768">[768]</a></span>
+pippins, and who, in consequence,
+has undertaken the hazard of a midnight
+foray&mdash;is, if detected in the act,
+subjected to no further penalty than
+a pecuniary mulct or a thrashing, especially
+if his parents belong to the more
+respectable classes of society. And
+yet this is a theft as decided and more
+inexcusable, than if the nameless
+progeny of a vagrant should, hunger-urged,
+filch a turnip or two from
+a field, and be pounced upon by some
+heartless farmer, who considers that
+he is discharging every heavenly and
+earthly duty if he pays his rent and
+taxes with unscrupulous punctuality.
+It is a crying injustice that any
+trifling piccadillo on the part of the
+poor or their children, should be treated
+with greater severity than is used in
+the case of the rich. This is neither
+an equitable nor a Christian rule. We
+have no right to subject the lowest of
+the human family to a contamination
+from which we would shrink to expose
+the highest; and the true sense of
+justice and of charity, which, after
+all, we believe to be deeply implanted
+in the British heart, will, we trust,
+before long, spare us the continual
+repetition of class Pariahs of infant
+years brought forward in small courts
+of justice for no other apparent reason
+than to prove, that our laws care more
+leniently for the rich than they do for
+the offspring of the poor.</p>
+
+<p>While, therefore, we consider it just
+that game should be protected otherwise
+than by the law of trespass, we
+would not have the penalty made, in
+isolated cases, a harsh one. A trespass
+in pursuit of game should, we think,
+be punished in the first instance by a
+fine, not so high as to leave the
+labourer no other alternative than the
+jail, or so low as to make the payment
+of it a matter of no importance. Let
+Giles, who has intromitted with a
+pheasant, be mulcted in a week's
+wages, and let him, at the same time,
+distinctly understand the nature and
+the end of the career in which he has
+made the incipient step. Show him
+that an offence, however venial, becomes
+materially aggravated by repetition;
+for it then assumes the character
+of a daring and wilful defiance of
+the laws of the realm. For the second
+of offence mulct him still, but higher, and
+let the warning be more solemnly
+repeated. These penalties might be inflicted
+by a single justice of the peace.
+But if Giles offends a third time, his
+case becomes far more serious, and he
+should be remitted to a higher tribunal.
+It is now almost clear that he has become
+a confirmed poacher, and determined
+breaker of the laws&mdash;it is more than
+likely that money is his object. Leniency
+has been tried without success,
+and it is now necessary to show him that
+the law will not be braved with impunity.
+Three months' imprisonment,
+with hard labour, should be inflicted
+for the purpose of reclaiming him; and
+if, after emerging from prison, he
+should again offend, let him forthwith
+be removed from the country.</p>
+
+<p>Some squeamish people may object
+to our last proposal as severe. We
+do not think it so. The original
+nature of the offence has become
+entirely changed; for it must be
+allowed on all hands, that habitual
+breach of the laws is a very different
+thing from a casual effraction. It
+would be cruelty to transport an
+urchin for the first handkerchief he
+has stolen; but after his fourth
+offence, that punishment becomes an
+actual mercy. Nor should the moral
+effect produced by the residence of
+a determined poacher in any neighbourhood
+be overlooked. A poacher
+can rarely carry on his illicit trade
+without assistance: he entices boys
+by offering them a share in his gains,
+introduces them to the beer and the
+gin shop, and thus they are corrupted
+for life. It is sheer nonsense to say
+that poaching does not lead to other
+crimes. It leads in the first instance
+to idleness, which we know to be the
+parent of all crime; and it rapidly
+wears away all finer sense of the
+distinction between <i>meum</i> and <i>tuum</i>.
+From poacher the transition to smuggler
+is rapid and easy, and your smuggler
+is usually a desperado. With all
+deference to Mr Welford, his conclusion,
+that poaching should be prevented
+by the entire extermination of
+game, is a most pitiable instance of
+calm imperturbable imbecility. He
+might just as well say that the only
+means of preventing theft is the total
+destruction of property, and the true
+remedy for murder the annihilation
+of the human race.</p>
+
+<p>We agree also with the committee,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_769" id="Page_769">[769]</a></span>
+that some distinction must be made
+between cases of simple poaching,
+and those which are perpetrated by
+armed and daring gangs. To these
+banditti almost every instance of assault
+and murder connected with
+poaching is traceable, and the sooner
+such fellows are shipped off to hunt
+kangaroos in Australia the better.
+But we think that such penalties as
+we have indicated above, would in
+most cases act as a practical detention
+from this offence, and would certainly
+remove all ground for complaint
+against the unnecessary severity of
+the law.</p>
+
+<p>With regard to the destruction of
+crops by game, especially when caused
+by the preserves of a neighbouring
+proprietor, the committee seems to
+have been rather at a loss to deal.
+And there is certainly a good deal of
+difficulty in the matter. For on the
+one hand, the game, while committing
+the depredation, is clearly not the
+property of the preserver, and may
+of course be killed by the party to
+whose ground it passes: on the other
+hand, it usually returns to the preserve
+after all the damage has been done.
+This seems to be one of the few instances
+in which the law can afford no
+remedy. The neighbouring farmer may
+indeed either shoot in person, or let
+the right of shooting to another; and
+in most cases he has the power to do
+so&mdash;for if his own landlord is also a
+preserver, it is not likely that the
+damage will be aggravated&mdash;and he
+has taken his farm in the full knowledge
+of the consequences of game preservation.
+Still there must always
+remain an evil, however partial, and
+this leads us to address a few words
+to the general body of the game-preservers.</p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen, some of you are not altogether
+without fault in this matter.
+You have given a handle to accusations,
+which your enemies&mdash;and they
+are the enemies also of the true
+interests of the country&mdash;have been
+eager and zealous in using. You
+have pushed your privileges too far,
+and, if you do not take care, you will
+raise a storm which it may be very
+difficult to allay. What, in the name
+of common sense, is the use of this
+excessive preserving? You are not
+blamed, nor are you blamable, for
+reserving the right of sporting in your
+own properties to yourselves; but why
+make your game such utterly sacred
+animals? Why encourage their over-increase
+to such a degree as must naturally
+injure yourselves by curtailing
+your rent; and which, undoubtedly,
+whatever be his bargain, must irritate
+the farmer, and lessen that harmony
+and good-will which ought to exist betwixt
+you both? Is it for sport you do
+these things? If so, your definition
+of sport must be naturally different
+from ours. The natural instinct of
+the hunter, which is implanted in the
+heart of man, is in some respects
+a noble one. He does not, even
+in a savage state, pursue his game,
+like a wild beast of prey, merely for
+the sake of his appetite&mdash;he has a joy
+in the strong excitement and varied
+incidents of the chase. The wild
+Indian and the Norman disciple of St
+Hubert, alike considered it a science;
+and so it is even now to us who follow
+our pastime upon the mountains, and
+who must learn to be as wary and alert
+as the creatures which we seek to kill.
+The mere skill of the marksman has
+little to do with the real enjoyment of
+sport. That may be as well exhibited
+upon a target as upon a living
+object, and surely there is no pleasure
+at all in the mere wanton destruction
+of life. The true sportsman takes
+delight in the sagacity and steadiness
+of his dogs&mdash;in seeking for the different
+wild animals each in its peculiar
+haunt&mdash;and his relish is all the keener
+for the difficulty and uncertainty of
+his pursuit. Such at least is our idea
+of sport, and we should know something
+about it, having carried a gun
+almost as long as we can remember.
+But it is possible we may be getting
+antiquated in our notions. Two
+months ago we took occasion to make
+some remarks upon the modern
+murders on the moors, and we are
+glad to observe that our humane
+doctrine has been received with almost
+general acquiescence. We must
+now look to the doings at the Manor
+House, at which, Heaven be praised,
+we never have assisted; but the bruit
+thereof has gone abroad, and we believe
+the tidings to be true.</p>
+
+<p>We have heard of game preserved
+over many thousands of acres, not
+waste, but yellow corn-land, with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_770" id="Page_770">[770]</a></span>
+many an intervening belt of noble
+wood and copse, until the ground
+seems actually alive with the number
+of its animal occupants. The large,
+squat, sleek hares lie couched in every
+furrow; each thistle-tuft has its lurking
+rabbit; and ceaseless at evening
+is the crow of the purple-necked
+pheasant from the gorse. The crops
+ripen, and are gathered in, not so
+plentifully as the richness of the land
+would warrant, but still strong and
+heavy. The partridges are now seen
+running in the stubble-fields, or sunning
+themselves on some pleasant
+bank, so secure that they hardly will
+take the trouble to fly away as you
+approach, but generally slip through
+a hedge, and lie down upon the other
+side. And no wonder; for not only
+has no gun been fired over the whole
+extensive domain, though the autumn
+is now well advanced; but a cordon
+of gamekeepers extends along the
+whole skirts of the estate, and neither
+lurcher nor poacher can manage to
+effect an entrance. Within ten minutes
+after they had set foot within
+the guarded territory, the first would
+be sprawling upon his back in the
+agonies of death, and the second on
+his way to the nearest justice of peace,
+with two pairs of knuckles uncomfortably
+lodged within the innermost folds
+of his neckcloth. The proprietor, a
+middle-aged gentleman of sedentary
+habits, does not, in all probability,
+care much about sporting. If he does,
+he rents a moor in Scotland, where he
+amuses himself until well on in October,
+and then feels less disposed for a
+tamer and a heavier sport. But in
+November he expects, after his ancient
+hospitable fashion, to have a select
+party at the manor-house, and he is
+desirous of affording them amusement.
+They arrive, to the number, perhaps,
+of a dozen males, some of then persons
+of an elevated rank, or of high
+political connexion. There is considerable
+commotion on the estate.
+The staff of upper and under keepers
+assemble with a large train of beaters
+before the baronial gateway. They
+bring with them neither pointers nor
+setters&mdash;these old companions of the
+sportsman are useless in a battue;
+but there are some retrievers in the
+leash, and a few well-broken spaniels.
+It is quite a scene for Landseer&mdash;that
+antique portico, with the group before
+it, and the gay and sloping uplands
+illuminated by a clear winter's sun.
+The guests sally forth, all mirth
+and spirits, and the whole party proceed
+to an appointed cover. Then
+begins the massacre. There is a
+shouting and rustling of beaters: at
+every step the gorgeous pheasant
+whirs from the bush, or the partridge
+glances slopingly through the trees,
+or the woodcock wings his way on
+scared and noiseless pinion. Rabbits
+by the hundred are scudding distractedly
+from one pile of brushwood
+to another. Loud cries of "Mark!" are
+heard on every side, and at each shout
+there is the explosion of a fowling-piece.
+No time now to stop and load.
+The keeper behind you is always ready
+with a spare gun. How he manages
+to cram in the powder and shot so
+quickly is an absolute matter of marvel;
+for you let fly at every thing, and
+have lost all regard to the ordinary
+calculations of distance. You had
+better take care of yourself, however,
+for you are getting into a thicket, and
+neither Sir Robert, who is on your
+right, nor the Marquis, who is your
+left-hand neighbour, are remarkable
+for extra caution, and the Baronet,
+in particular, is short-sighted. We
+don't quite like the appearance of that
+hare which is doubling back. You had
+better try to stop her before she reaches
+that vista in the wood. Bang!&mdash;you
+miss, and, at the same moment, a
+charge of number five, from the weapon
+of the Vavasour, takes effect
+upon the corduroys of your thigh,
+and, though the wound is but skin-deep,
+makes you dance an extempore
+fandango.</p>
+
+<p>And so you go on from cover
+to cover, for five successive hours,
+through this rural poultry-yard, slaying,
+and, what is worse, wounding
+without slaying, beyond all ordinary
+calculation. You have had a good
+day's amusement, have you? Our
+dear sir, in the estimation of any
+sensible man or thorough sportsman,
+you might as well have been amusing
+yourself with a ride in the heart of
+Falkirk Tryst, or assisting at one of
+those German Jagds, where the deer
+are driven into inclosures, and shot
+down to the music of lute, harp,
+cymbal, dulcimer, sackbut, and psaltery.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_771" id="Page_771">[771]</a></span>
+In fact, between ourselves, it
+is not a thing to boast of, and the
+amusement is, to say the least of it,
+an expensive one. For the sake of
+giving you, and the Marquis, and Sir
+Robert, and a few more, two or three
+days' sport, your host has sacrificed a
+great part of the legitimate rental of
+his estate&mdash;has maintained, from one
+end of the year to the other, all those
+personages in fustian and moleskin&mdash;and
+has, moreover, made his tenantry
+sulky. Do you think the price paid
+is in any way compensated by the
+value received? Of course not. You
+are a man of sense, and therefore,
+for the future, we trust that you will
+set your face decidedly against the
+battue system: shoot yourself, as a
+gentleman ought to do&mdash;or, if you do
+not care about it, give permission to
+your own tenantry to do so. Rely
+upon it, they will not abuse the
+privilege.</p>
+
+<p>The fact is, there never should be
+more than two coveys in one field, or
+half-a-dozen hares in each moderate
+slip of plantation. That, believe us,
+with the accession you will derive from
+your neighbours, is quite sufficient
+to keep you in exercise during the
+season, and to supply your table with
+game. No tenant whatever will object
+to find food for such a stock. If
+you want more exciting sport, come
+north next August, and we shall take
+you to a moor which is preserved by
+a single shepherd's herd, where you
+may kill your twenty brace a-day for
+a month, and have a chance of a red-deer
+into the bargain. But, if you
+will not leave the south, do not, we
+beseech you, turn yourself into a hen-wife,
+and become ridiculous as a
+hatcher of pheasants' eggs. The thing,
+we are told, has been done by gentlemen
+of small property, for the purpose
+of getting up an appearance of
+game: it would be quite as sane a
+proceeding to improve the beauty of a
+prospect by erecting cast-iron trees.
+Above all things, whatever you do,
+remember that you are the denizen of
+a free country, where individual rights,
+however sacred in themselves, must
+not be extended to the injury of those
+around you.</p>
+
+<p>To say the truth, we have observed
+with great pain, that a far too exclusive
+spirit has of late manifested itself
+in certain high places, and among persons
+whom we regard too much to be
+wholly indifferent to their conduct.
+This very summer the public press has
+been indignant in its denunciation of
+the Dukes of Atholl and Leeds&mdash;the one
+having, as it is alleged, attempted to
+shut up a servitude road through Glen
+Tilt, and the other established a cordon
+for many miles around the skirts
+of Ben-na-Mac-Dhui, our highest
+Scottish mountain. We are not fully
+acquainted with the particulars; but
+from what we have heard, it would
+appear that this wholesale exclusion
+from a vast tract of territory is intended
+to secure the solitude of two
+deer-forests. Now, we are not going
+to argue the matter upon legal
+grounds&mdash;although, knowing something
+of law, we have a shrewd suspicion
+that both noble lords are in
+utter misconception of their rights,
+and are usurping a sovereignty which
+is not to be found in their charters,
+and which was never claimed or
+exercised even by the Scottish Kings.
+But the churlishness of the step is
+undeniable, and we cannot but hope
+that it has proceeded far more on
+thoughtlessness than from intention.
+The day has been, when any clansman,
+or even any stranger, might
+have taken a deer from the forest,
+tree from the hill, or a salmon from
+the river, without leave asked or
+obtained: and though that state of
+society has long since passed away,
+we never till now have heard that the
+free air of the mountains, and their
+heather ranges, are not open to him
+who seeks them. Is it indeed come
+to this, that in bonny Scotland, the
+tourist, the botanist, or the painter,
+are to be debarred from visiting the
+loveliest spots which nature ever
+planted in the heart of a wilderness,
+on pretence that they disturb the
+deer! In a few years we suppose Ben
+Lomond will be preserved, and the
+summit of Ben Nevis remain as unvisited
+by the foot of the traveller
+as the icy peak of the Jungfrau. Not
+so, assuredly, would have acted the
+race of Tullibardine of yore. Royal
+were their hunting gatherings, and
+magnificent the driving of the Tinchel;
+but over all their large territory
+of Atholl, the stranger might have
+wandered unquestioned, except to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_772" id="Page_772">[772]</a></span>
+know if he required hospitality. It is
+not now the gate which is shut, but
+the moor; and that not against the
+depredator, but against the peaceful
+wayfaring man. Nor can we as
+sportsmen admit even the relevancy
+of the reasons which have been assigned
+for this wholesale exclusion. We
+are convinced, that in each season
+not above thirty or forty tourists
+essay the ascent of Ben-na-Mac-Dhui,
+and of that number, in all probability,
+not one has either met or startled a
+red deer. Very few men would venture
+to strike out a devious path for
+themselves over the mountains near
+Loch Aven, which, in fact, constitute
+the wildest district of the island. The
+Quaker tragedy of Helvellyn might
+easily be re-enacted amidst the dreary
+solitudes of Cairn Gorm, and months
+elapse before your friends are put in
+possession of some questionable bones.
+Nothing but enthusiasm will carry a
+man through the intricacies of Glen
+Lui, the property of Lord Fife, to
+whom it was granted at no very distant
+period of time out of the forfeited
+Mar estates, and which is presently
+rented by the Duke of Leeds; and
+nothing more absurd can be supposed,
+than that the entry of a single wanderer
+into that immense domain, can
+have the effect of scaring the deer
+from the limits of so large a range.
+This is an absurd and an empty excuse,
+as every deer-stalker must know.
+A stag is not so easily frightened, nor
+will he fly the country from terror
+at the apparition of the Cockney.
+Depend upon it, the latter will be a
+good deal the more startled of the two.
+With open mouth and large gooseberry
+eyes, he will stand gazing upon
+the vision of the Antlered Monarch;
+the sketch-book and pencil-case drop
+from his tremulous hands, and he
+stands aghast in apprehension of a
+charge of horning, against which he
+has no defence save a cane camp-stool,
+folded up into the semblance of
+a yellow walking-stick. Not so the
+Red-deer. For a few moments he will
+regard the Doudney-clad wanderer
+of the wilds, not in fear but in surprise;
+and then, snuffing the air which
+conveys to his nostrils an unaccustomed
+flavour of bergamot and lavender,
+he will trot away over the
+shoulder of the hill, move further up
+the nearest corrie, and in a quarter of
+an hour will be lying down amidst
+his hinds in the thick brackens that
+border the course of the lonely burn.</p>
+
+<p>We could say a great deal more
+upon this subject; but we hope that
+expansion is unnecessary. Throughout
+all Europe the right of passage
+over waste and uncultivated land,
+where there never were and never
+can be inclosures, appears to be
+universally conceded. What would
+his Grace of Leeds say, if he were
+told that the Bernese Alps were shut
+up, and the liberty of crossing them
+denied, because some Swiss seigneur
+had taken it into his head to establish
+a chamois preserve? The idea of
+preserving deer in the way now attempted
+is completely modern, and
+we hope will be immediately abandoned.
+It must not, for the sake of
+our country, be said, that in Scotland,
+not only the inclosures, but the wilds
+and the mountains are shut out from
+the foot of man; and that, where no
+highway exists, he is debarred from
+the privilege of the heather. Whatever
+may be the abstract legal
+rights of the aristocracy, we protest
+against the policy and propriety of a
+system which would leave Ben
+Cruachan to the eagles, and render
+Loch Ericht and Loch Aven as inaccessible
+as those mighty lakes
+which are said to exist in Central
+Africa, somewhere about the sources
+of the Niger.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_773" id="Page_773">&nbsp;</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>INDEX TO VOL. LX.</h2>
+
+
+<div class="noind">
+Abd-el-Kader, sketches of, 348.<br />
+<br />
+Adelaide, Queen, anecdote of, 584.<br />
+<br />
+Advice to an intending Serialist, 590.<br />
+<br />
+Affghanistan, sketch of the recent history of, 540.<br />
+<br />
+Agave Americana, the, 266.<br />
+<br />
+Agriculture in Mexico, 266.<br />
+<br />
+Aird, Thomas, a summer day by, 277.<br />
+<br />
+Aire, siege of, 529.<br />
+<br />
+Algeria, 534.<br />
+<br />
+America, effects of the discovery of, 261.<br />
+<br />
+Americans and Aborigines, the, a tale of the short war&mdash;Part Last, 45.<br />
+<br />
+Anhalt, Prince of, 529.<br />
+<br />
+Annals and antiquities of London, , <a href="#Page_673">673</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Anti-corn-law league, the, 250.<br />
+<br />
+Arabs, sketches of the, 341.<br />
+<br />
+Army, the, 129<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;present defects in, and their improvement, 131</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;punishments, 133</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;rewards, 136</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;sale of commissions, 137</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;education, 138</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;dress, 142.</span><br />
+<br />
+Arras, siege of, 527.<br />
+<br />
+Ascherson, Herr, 101.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Badger, habits of the, 497.<br />
+<br />
+Barrados, General, defeat of, 274.<br />
+<br />
+Barrett, Miss, poems by, 488.<br />
+<br />
+Bautzen, battle of, 579.<br />
+<br />
+Ben Douda, an Arab chief, 341.<br />
+<br />
+Bethune, capture of, 528.<br />
+<br />
+Blanco, General, 2.<br />
+<br />
+Blidah, town of, 339.<br />
+<br />
+Bocca di Cattaro, the, 431.<br />
+<br />
+Bona, town of, 344.<br />
+<br />
+Boston, town of, 474.<br />
+<br />
+Bouchain, siege of, 537.<br />
+<br />
+Bright, Mr, on the game laws, , <a href="#Page_757">757</a>.<br />
+<br />
+British Association, remarks on the, 640.<br />
+<br />
+Burnes, Sir Alexander, murder of, 553.<br />
+<br />
+Bustamente, president of Mexico, 274.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Cabanero, General, 302.<br />
+<br />
+Cabellos' life of Cabrera, 295.<br />
+<br />
+Cabrera, sketch of the career of, 293.<br />
+<br />
+Callao, fort of, 3.<br />
+<br />
+Canada, sketches of, 464.<br />
+<br />
+Carbunculo of Peru, the, 193.<br />
+<br />
+Carlist war, sketches of the, 293.<br />
+<br />
+Carnicer, Colonel, 293, 294.<br />
+<br />
+Carnival in Peru, the, 9.<br />
+<br />
+Castel Fuerte, viceroy of Peru, 7.<br />
+<br />
+Cathedral of Mexico, the, 269.<br />
+<br />
+Cattaro, town of, 431.<br />
+<br />
+Cerro de Parco, silver mines of, 182.<br />
+<br />
+Change on Change, 492.<br />
+<br />
+Charles Russell, the gentleman commoner, Chap. I., 145<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. II., 309.</span><br />
+<br />
+Chili, war of, with Peru, 2.<br />
+<br />
+Christina of Spain, notices of, , <a href="#Page_741">741</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Coco-tree of Peru, the, 189.<br />
+<br />
+Columbus, from Schiller, 333.<br />
+<br />
+Commissions, sale of, in the army, 137.<br />
+<br />
+Condé, Prince of, , <a href="#Page_704">704</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Conde's Daughter, the, 496.<br />
+<br />
+Condor, the, 3.<br />
+<br />
+Cookery and Civilisation, 238.<br />
+<br />
+Cordilleras of Peru, the, 181.<br />
+<br />
+Corn-law repeal, on the, 249.<br />
+<br />
+Cortes, armour of, 270<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;conquest of Mexico by, 272.</span><br />
+<br />
+Coursing, passion for, in Peru, 15.<br />
+<br />
+Creoles of Peru, the, 8.<br />
+<br />
+Criminal law, on the, , <a href="#Page_721">721</a>.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Dance, the, from Schiller, 480.<br />
+<br />
+Dead Rose, a, by E. B. Barrett, 491.<br />
+<br />
+Death of Zumalacarregui, the, 56.<br />
+<br />
+Dedomenicis, Signor, 103.<br />
+<br />
+Dejazet the actress, 413.<br />
+<br />
+Denmark, sketches of, , <a href="#Page_645">645</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Diseases of Peru, the, 179, 181.<br />
+<br />
+Ditmarschers, the, , <a href="#Page_646">646</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Dost Mohammed, sketch of the life of, 540.<br />
+<br />
+Douay, siege of, 525.<br />
+<br />
+Drama, the romantic, 161.<br />
+<br />
+Dramatic mysteries in Peru, 187.<br />
+<br />
+Dress of the army, the, 143.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_774" id="Page_774">[774]</a></span>Dudevant, Madame, 423.<br />
+<br />
+Dumas, Alexander, notices of, 417.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Earthquakes in Lima, 13.<br />
+<br />
+Education of the soldier, on the, 138.<br />
+<br />
+Elinor Travis, a tale, Chap. II., 83.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chapter the Last, 444.</span><br />
+<br />
+England in the new world, 464.<br />
+<br />
+English Hexameters, letters on,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter I., 19</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter II., 327</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter III., 477.</span><br />
+<br />
+English Poor laws, operation of the, 555.<br />
+<br />
+Epic poem, on the, 163.<br />
+<br />
+Espartero, General, 301.<br />
+<br />
+Espinoza, Major, anecdote of, 303.<br />
+<br />
+Esteller, death of, 303.<br />
+<br />
+Eugene, Prince, 34, , <a href="#Page_698">698</a>.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Fergusson's notes of a professional life, review of, 129.<br />
+<br />
+Fishes of Peru, the, 18.<br />
+<br />
+Flogging in the army, on, 133.<br />
+<br />
+France, state of criminal procedure in, , <a href="#Page_721">721</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Free trade, on, 249.<br />
+<br />
+Frieslanders, the, , <a href="#Page_651">651</a>.<br />
+<br />
+From Schiller, 333.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Game laws, on the, , <a href="#Page_754">754</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Gaming, prevalence of, in Mexico, 267.<br />
+<br />
+Germany, state of criminal law in, , <a href="#Page_721">721</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Ghent, capture of, by Marlborough, 23.<br />
+<br />
+Girardin, M., 420.<br />
+<br />
+Gomez, General, 299.<br />
+<br />
+Guano deposits in Peru, the, 17.<br />
+<br />
+Gutzkow's Paris, review of, 411.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Hanging bridges of Peru, the, 182.<br />
+<br />
+Hector in the garden, by Elizabeth B. Barrett, 493.<br />
+<br />
+Heron, habits of the, 397.<br />
+<br />
+Hexameters, English, letters on<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter I., 19.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter II., 327.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter III., 477.</span><br />
+<br />
+Hidalgos, insurrection of, in Mexico, 272.<br />
+<br />
+Highland wild sports, 389.<br />
+<br />
+Historical romance, on the, 162.<br />
+<br />
+Hochelaga, or England in the New World, review of, 464.<br />
+<br />
+Holsche, Lieutenant, anecdotes of, 587, 588.<br />
+<br />
+Holstein, sketches of, , <a href="#Page_645">645</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Honour to the Plough, 613.<br />
+<br />
+Horses of Algeria, the, 345<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;of Peru, 11.</span><br />
+<br />
+How I became a Yeoman&mdash;Chap. I., 358<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. II., 362</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. III., 366</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. IV., 371.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. V., 374.</span><br />
+<br />
+How to build a house and live in it&mdash;No. II., 349.<br />
+<br />
+Howden, Lord, death of Zumalacarregui by, 56.<br />
+<br />
+Hydropathy, on, 376.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Ignazio, 102.<br />
+<br />
+Imprisonment as a punishment, on, , <a href="#Page_722">722</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Indians of Peru, the, 183, 185.<br />
+<br />
+Inns of Peru, the, 181.<br />
+<br />
+Inquisition in Peru, the, 7.<br />
+<br />
+Isabella of Spain, marriage of, , <a href="#Page_740">740</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Iturbide, rise and fall of, 273.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Jalapa, city of, 265.<br />
+<br />
+Jamaica, Metcalfe's government of, , <a href="#Page_662">662</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Janin, Jules, 421.<br />
+<br />
+Jesuits, expulsion of the, from Peru, 6.<br />
+<br />
+Jews in Algiers, the, 344.<br />
+<br />
+Juan Fernandez, island of, 3.<br />
+<br />
+Juan Santos, insurrection of, 190.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Kabyles, the, 345.<br />
+<br />
+Kennedy's Algeria, review of, 334.<br />
+<br />
+Kingston, town of, 470.<br />
+<br />
+Kleist, General, 579.<br />
+<br />
+Kohl in Denmark and the Marshes, review of, , <a href="#Page_645">645</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Kulm, battle of, 581.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Lal, Mohan, Life of Dost Mahommed by, 539.<br />
+<br />
+Last recollections of Napoleon, 110.<br />
+<br />
+Late and present Ministry, the, 249.<br />
+<br />
+Lays and legends of the Thames, , <a href="#Page_729">729</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Law, the, and its punishments, , <a href="#Page_721">721</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Letters and impressions from Paris, 411.<br />
+<br />
+Letters on English Hexameters<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter I., 19.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter II., 327.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Letter III., 477.</span><br />
+<br />
+Life at the water cure, review of, 376.<br />
+<br />
+Lille, siege and citadel of, 22.<br />
+<br />
+Lima, town of, 5.<br />
+<br />
+Lodge, A., the Minstrel's Curse, by, 177.<br />
+<br />
+London, annals and antiquities of, , <a href="#Page_673">673</a>.<br />
+<br />
+London Bridge, , <a href="#Page_730">730</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Louis XIV., character of, 517<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;contrasted with William III., 522.</span><br />
+<br />
+Louis Philippe and the Spanish marriages, , <a href="#Page_742">742</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Lowe, Sir Hudson, 122, 126.<br />
+<br />
+Luigia de Medici, 614.<br />
+<br />
+Lutzen, battle of, 578.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Maconochie, Captain, on punishment, , <a href="#Page_725">725</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Malplaquet, battle of, 33.<br />
+<br />
+Man's requirements, by Elizabeth B. Barrett, 489.<br />
+<br />
+Marey, General, 340.<br />
+<br />
+Market of Lima, the, 12.<br />
+<br />
+Marlborough's Dispatches, 1708, 1709, 22<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;1710, 1711, 517</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;1711, 1712, , <a href="#Page_690">690</a></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;his death and character, , <a href="#Page_702">702</a>.</span><br />
+<br />
+Marshall's Military Miscellany, review of, 129.<br />
+<br />
+Maude's Spinning, by E. B. Barrett, 490.<br />
+<br />
+Medeah, town of, 340.<br />
+<br />
+Mesmeric mountebanks, 223.<br />
+<br />
+Metcalfe, Lord, government of Jamaica by, , <a href="#Page_662">662</a>.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_775" id="Page_775">[775]</a></span>Mexico, its history and people, 261<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;valley and city of, 269.</span><br />
+<br />
+Mildred, a tale&mdash;Part I., chapter I., , <a href="#Page_709">709</a><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;chapter II., , <a href="#Page_713">713</a></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;chapter III., , <a href="#Page_711">718</a>.</span><br />
+<br />
+Military Education in Prussia, 573.<br />
+<br />
+Mine, forest, and cordillera, the, 172.<br />
+<br />
+Minstrel's Curse the, from Uhland, 177.<br />
+<br />
+Mohan Lal in Affghanistan, 539.<br />
+<br />
+Monasteries of Spain, state of, when suppressed, 295.<br />
+<br />
+Mons, siege of, 31.<br />
+<br />
+Montalban, siege of, 305.<br />
+<br />
+Montenegro, visit to the Vladika of, 428.<br />
+<br />
+Montesquieu, Marshal, 525.<br />
+<br />
+Montholon's Napoleon, review of, 110.<br />
+<br />
+Montpensier, Duke of, , <a href="#Page_751">751</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Montreal, town of, 470.<br />
+<br />
+More Rogues in Outline&mdash;the sick antiquary, 101<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Signor Dedomenicis, 103</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Scaling a coin, 107.</span><br />
+<br />
+Moreau, death of, 580.<br />
+<br />
+Morella, capture of, by Cabrera, 301.<br />
+<br />
+Morellos, insurrection of, 272.<br />
+<br />
+Moriamur pro Rege Nostro&mdash;Chap. I., 194<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. II., 201</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. III., 210</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. IV., 216</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Conclusion, 221.</span><br />
+<br />
+Morning and other poems, review of, 62.<br />
+<br />
+Mules of Peru, the, 12.<br />
+<br />
+Museum of Mexico, the, 270.<br />
+<br />
+My College Friends&mdash;No. IV., Charles Russell, the gentleman commoner<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. I., 145</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Chap. II., 309.</span><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Napoleon and Louis XIV., parallel between, 520<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;last recollections of, 110.</span><br />
+<br />
+Negro carnival in Peru, the, 17.<br />
+<br />
+Negroes of Peru, the, 9.<br />
+<br />
+Niagara, Falls of, 471.<br />
+<br />
+Nogueras, General, 297.<br />
+<br />
+North America, features of, 262.<br />
+<br />
+New Scottish Plays and Poems, 62.<br />
+<br />
+New Sentimental Journey, a&mdash;At Moulins, 481<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Clermont, 484</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;on a stone, 606</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;the Philosopher, 608</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;a Shandrydan, 611.</span><br />
+<br />
+Newspapers, on, 629.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Odysseus, from Schiller, 333.<br />
+<br />
+Ogilvy's Highland Minstrelsy, review of, 62.<br />
+<br />
+Old Ignazio, 102.<br />
+<br />
+Opera in Paris, state of the, 415.<br />
+<br />
+Operation of the English Poor-laws, 555.<br />
+<br />
+Orizaba, mountain of, 265.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Palace of Mexico, the, 269.<br />
+<br />
+Pardinas, General, defeat and death of, 303.<br />
+<br />
+Paredes, General, 275.<br />
+<br />
+Paris, letters and impressions from, 411.<br />
+<br />
+Peel, Sir Robert, policy of, 249<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;his financial system, 252.</span><br />
+<br />
+Pellicer, Colonel, cruelties of, 306.<br />
+<br />
+Perote, town of, 265.<br />
+<br />
+Peru, 1<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;the mine, forest, and cordillera, 179.</span><br />
+<br />
+Poaching in the Highlands, 403.<br />
+<br />
+Poems by Elizabeth Barrett Barrett<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;a woman's shortcomings, 488</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;a man's requirements, 489</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Maude's spinning, 490</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;a dead rose, 491</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;change on change, 492</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;a reed, ib.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Hector in the garden, 493.</span><br />
+<br />
+Poetry&mdash;The minstrel's curse, 177<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;a summer day, by Thomas Aird, 277</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Columbus, &amp;c., from Schiller, 333</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;the Dance, from Schiller, 480</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;poems by Miss Barrett, 488</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;honour to the plough, 613</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;London Bridge, , <a href="#Page_730">730</a></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Song for the million, , <a href="#Page_733">733</a></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;Thames Tunnel, , <a href="#Page_736">736</a></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;St Magnus', Kirkwall, , <a href="#Page_753">753</a>.</span><br />
+<br />
+Poor-Law, operation of the, 555.<br />
+<br />
+Prussian military memoirs, 572.<br />
+<br />
+Puebla, city of, 268.<br />
+<br />
+Pulque, manufacture of, 266.<br />
+<br />
+Puna of Peru, the, 186.<br />
+<br />
+Punishment, state of, under the English law, , <a href="#Page_722">722</a><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;objects of, , <a href="#Page_724">724</a>.</span><br />
+<br />
+Punishments in the army, 134<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;of the law, , <a href="#Page_721">721</a>.</span><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Quebec, city of, 465.<br />
+<br />
+Quesnoy, capture of, , <a href="#Page_694">694</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Quinté, bay of, 470.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Rachel the actress, 413.<br />
+<br />
+Rahden's wanderings of a soldier, review of, 572.<br />
+<br />
+Raven, anecdotes of the, 402.<br />
+<br />
+Recent royal marriages, on , <a href="#Page_740">740</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Red deer, habits of the, 408.<br />
+<br />
+Reed, a, by Elizabeth Barrett Barrett, 492.<br />
+<br />
+Reichenbach, count, anecdote of, 577, 584.<br />
+<br />
+Requiera, Padre, 15.<br />
+<br />
+Rewards for the army, on, 136.<br />
+<br />
+Roads of Peru, the, 80.<br />
+<br />
+Robbers of Mexico, the, 267<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;of Peru, 14.</span><br />
+<br />
+Romantic drama, the, 161.<br />
+<br />
+Russell minstry, the, 257.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+St John's wild sports of the Highlands, review of, 389.<br />
+<br />
+St John's, town of, 464.<br />
+<br />
+St Juan D'Ulloa, fort of, 265.<br />
+<br />
+St Magnus', Kirkwall, , <a href="#Page_753">753</a>.<br />
+<br />
+St Marie's Algeria, review of, 334.<br />
+<br />
+St Venant, capture of, 529.<br />
+<br />
+Salcedo silver mine, the, 184.<br />
+<br />
+San Jose silver mine, 185.<br />
+<br />
+Sand, George, 423.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_776" id="Page_776">[776]</a></span>Santa Anna, rise of, 273.<br />
+<br />
+Santa Cruz, protector of Peru, 2.<br />
+<br />
+Santos, Juan, 190.<br />
+<br />
+Scaling a coin, 107.<br />
+<br />
+Schiller, translations from, 333, 480.<br />
+<br />
+Scorpion eaters among the Arabs, 342.<br />
+<br />
+Scottish plays and poems, 62.<br />
+<br />
+Seal, habits of the, 401.<br />
+<br />
+Segura, destruction of the town of, 304.<br />
+<br />
+Serialist, advice to an intending, 590.<br />
+<br />
+Shark, combat with a, 3.<br />
+<br />
+Short enlistments, advantages of, 132.<br />
+<br />
+Shujah, Shah, sketches of, 541.<br />
+<br />
+Sick antiquary, the, 101.<br />
+<br />
+Signor Dedomenicis, 103.<br />
+<br />
+Silver mines of Mexico, the, 271<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;of Peru, 182.</span><br />
+<br />
+Smith, Hannibal, letter to, 590.<br />
+<br />
+Smith's antiquarian ramble in the streets of London, review of, , <a href="#Page_673">673</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Solitary confinement, on, , <a href="#Page_725">725</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Song for the million, , <a href="#Page_733">733</a>.<br />
+<br />
+South America, features of, 262.<br />
+<br />
+Soyer's cookery, review of, 238.<br />
+<br />
+Spanish marriage, on the, 631-, <a href="#Page_740">740</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Steffens, Professor, anecdote of, 577.<br />
+<br />
+Storms of Peru, the, 182.<br />
+<br />
+Summer day, a, by Thomas Aird, 277.<br />
+<br />
+Superstitions of Mexico, the, 275.<br />
+<br />
+Surville, defence of Tournay by, 29.<br />
+<br />
+Swan, wild, habits of the, 398.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Thames, Lays and Legends of the, , <a href="#Page_729">729</a><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&mdash;tunnel, , <a href="#Page_735">735</a>.</span><br />
+<br />
+Things in general, 625.<br />
+<br />
+Tournay, siege of, 28.<br />
+<br />
+Tower of London, the, , <a href="#Page_732">732</a>.<br />
+<br />
+Tschudi's Peru, review of, 1, 179.<br />
+<br />
+Tupac Amaru, 191.<br />
+<br />
+Turenne, Marshal, , <a href="#Page_704">704</a>.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Uhland, the minstrel's curse by, 177.<br />
+<br />
+United States, sketches of the, 471.<br />
+<br />
+Utrecht, peace of, , <a href="#Page_693">693</a>.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Valparaiso, town of, 3.<br />
+<br />
+Vampire bat of Peru, the, 192.<br />
+<br />
+Vandamme, General, 581.<br />
+<br />
+Vera Cruz, town of, 263.<br />
+<br />
+Vigo, General, death of, 304.<br />
+<br />
+Villars, Marshal, 33, 526.<br />
+<br />
+Visit to the Vladika of Montenegro, a, 428.<br />
+<br />
+Von Rahden's wanderings of a soldier, review of, 575.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Water cure, the, 376.<br />
+<br />
+Waterloo, Napoleon on, 123.<br />
+<br />
+Welford's evidence on the game laws, , <a href="#Page_757">757</a>.<br />
+<br />
+West Indies, recent history of the, , <a href="#Page_662">662</a>.<br />
+<br />
+White's Earl of Gowrie, &amp;c., review of, 62.<br />
+<br />
+Wild Sports and Natural History of the Highlands, 389.<br />
+<br />
+Wild swan, habits of the, 398.<br />
+<br />
+William III., parallel between, and Louis XIV., 522.<br />
+<br />
+Woman's shortcomings, by E. B. Barrett, 488.<br />
+<br />
+Woods of Peru, the, 192.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Yanez, colonel, death of, 268.<br />
+<br />
+Yca, province of, 17.<br />
+<br />
+Yussuf, an Arab leader, 347<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Zettinié, city of, 439<br />
+<br />
+Zumalacarregui, death of, 56.<br />
+</div>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p class="center"><i>Edinburgh: Printed by Ballantyne and Hughes, Paul's Work, Canongate.</i></p>
+<hr class="chap" />
+<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> Mr Kohl fixes the date of the "melted lead" day at 1319, forgetting that
+Margaret, the Semiramis of the North, in whose reign the event occurred, did not
+reign in Denmark until about 1375. She died in 1412.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_2_2" id="Footnote_2_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_2_2"><span class="label">[2]</span></a> In the year 1660, the different estates of Denmark made a voluntary surrender
+of their rights into the hands of their sovereign, who became by that act
+<i>absolute</i>: it is a fact unparalleled in the history of any other country. Up to the
+year 1834, this unlimited power was exercised by the kings, who, it must be said
+to their honour, never abused it by seeking to oppress or enslave their subjects.
+In the year 1834, however, Frederic VI., of his own free will and choice, established
+a representative government. The gift was by no means conferred in
+consequence of any discontent exhibited under the hitherto restrictive system.
+The intentions of the monarch were highly praiseworthy; their wisdom is not so
+clear, as, under the new law, the kingdom is divided into four parts&mdash;1. The
+Islands; 2. Sleswig; 3. Jutland; 4. Holstein; each having its own provincial
+assembly. The number of representatives for the whole country amounts to 1217.
+Each representative receives four rix-dollars a-day (a rix-dollar is 2s. 2<sup><small>1</small></sup>&frasl;<sub><small>2</small></sub>d.) for
+his services, besides his travelling expenses. The communication between the
+sovereign and the assembly is through a royal commissioner, who is allowed to
+vote, but not to speak.&mdash;See <i>Wheaton's History of Scandinavia</i>.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_3_3" id="Footnote_3_3"></a><a href="#FNanchor_3_3"><span class="label">[3]</span></a> Whilst in this neighbourhood, Mr Kohl should have explored the Gunderler
+Wood, where stone circles and earth mounds are yet carefully preserved, marking
+the site of one of the principal places of sacrifice in heathen times. At <i>Gysselfelt</i>,
+a lay nunnery exists, founded as recently as the year 1799.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_4_4" id="Footnote_4_4"></a><a href="#FNanchor_4_4"><span class="label">[4]</span></a> It was by the Duchess of Newcastle, according to Pepys, that this play was
+written. In his Diary he says, under date of the 11th April 1667:&mdash;"To
+Whitehall, thinking there to have seen the Duchess of Newcastle coming this
+night to court to make a visit to the Queen. The whole story of this lady is a
+romance, and all she does is romantic. Her footmen in velvet coats, and herself
+in an antique dress, as they say; and was the other day at her own play, <i>The</i>
+<i>Humorous Lovers</i>, the most ridiculous thing that ever was wrote, but yet she and
+her lord mightily pleased with it; and she at the end made her respects to the
+players from her box, and did give them thanks." This was the eccentric dame
+who kept a maid of honour sitting up all night, to write down any bright idea or
+happy inspiration by which she might be visited.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_5_5" id="Footnote_5_5"></a><a href="#FNanchor_5_5"><span class="label">[5]</span></a> "The siege, so far as it depends on me, shall be pushed with all possible vigour,
+and I do not altogether despair but that, from the success of this campaign,
+we may hear of some advances made towards that which we so much desire. And
+I shall esteem it much the happiest part of my life, if I can be instrumental in
+putting a good end to the war, which grows so burdensome to our country, as well
+as to our allies."&mdash;<i>Marlborough to Lord Oxford</i>, Aug. 20, 1711; Coxe, vi. 92.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_6_6" id="Footnote_6_6"></a><a href="#FNanchor_6_6"><span class="label">[6]</span></a> Coxe, vi. 93.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_7_7" id="Footnote_7_7"></a><a href="#FNanchor_7_7"><span class="label">[7]</span></a> "As you have given me encouragement to enter into the strictest confidence
+with you, I beg your friendly advice in what manner I am to conduct myself.
+You cannot but imagine it would be a terrible mortification for me to pass by
+the Hague when our plenipotentiaries are there, and myself a stranger to their
+transactions; and what hopes can I have of any countenance at home if I am not
+thought fit to be trusted abroad?"&mdash;<i>Marlborough to the Lord Treasurer</i>, 21st Oct.
+1711.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_8_8" id="Footnote_8_8"></a><a href="#FNanchor_8_8"><span class="label">[8]</span></a> I hear, that in his conversation with the Queen, the Duke of Marlborough
+has spoken against what we are doing; in short, his fate hangs heavy upon him,
+and he has of late pursued every counsel which was worst for him.&mdash;<i>Bolingbroke's
+Letters</i>, i. 480. Nov. 24, 1711.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_9_9" id="Footnote_9_9"></a><a href="#FNanchor_9_9"><span class="label">[9]</span></a> <i>Parl. Hist.</i>, 10th December 1711.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_10_10" id="Footnote_10_10"></a><a href="#FNanchor_10_10"><span class="label">[10]</span></a> <span class="smcap">Swift's</span> <i>Journal to Stella</i>, Dec. 8, 1711.&mdash;Swift said to the Lord Treasurer,
+in his usual ironical style, "If there is no remedy, your lordship will lose your
+head; but I shall only be hung, and so carry my body entire to the grave."&mdash;Coxe,
+vi. 148, 157.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_11_11" id="Footnote_11_11"></a><a href="#FNanchor_11_11"><span class="label">[11]</span></a> Cunningham, ii. 367.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_12_12" id="Footnote_12_12"></a><a href="#FNanchor_12_12"><span class="label">[12]</span></a> <span class="smcap">Burnet's</span> <i>History of his Own Times</i>, vi. 116.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_13_13" id="Footnote_13_13"></a><a href="#FNanchor_13_13"><span class="label">[13]</span></a> <i>Mém. de Torcy</i>, iii. 268, 269.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_14_14" id="Footnote_14_14"></a><a href="#FNanchor_14_14"><span class="label">[14]</span></a> <span class="smcap">Swift's</span> <i>Four Last Years of Queen Anne</i>, 59; <i>Continuation of</i> <span class="smcap">Rapin</span>, xviii.
+468. 8vo edit.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_15_15" id="Footnote_15_15"></a><a href="#FNanchor_15_15"><span class="label">[15]</span></a> "The French will see that there is a possibility of reviving the love of war
+in our people, by the indignation that has been expressed at the plan given in at
+Utrecht."&mdash;<i>Mr Secretary St John to British Plenipotentiary</i>, Dec. 28, 1711.&mdash;<span class="smcap">Bolingbroke's</span>
+<i>Correspondence</i>, ii. 93.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_16_16" id="Footnote_16_16"></a><a href="#FNanchor_16_16"><span class="label">[16]</span></a> Coxe, vi. 189, 184.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_17_17" id="Footnote_17_17"></a><a href="#FNanchor_17_17"><span class="label">[17]</span></a> <i>Mém. de Villars</i>, ii. 197.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_18_18" id="Footnote_18_18"></a><a href="#FNanchor_18_18"><span class="label">[18]</span></a> "Her Majesty, my lord, has reason to believe that we shall come to an
+agreement upon the great article of the union of the monarchies, as soon as a
+courier sent from Versailles to Madrid can return. It is, therefore, the Queen's
+<i>positive command</i> to your Grace that <i>you avoid engaging in any siege, or hazarding
+a battle</i>, till you have further orders from her Majesty. I am, at the same time,
+directed to let your Grace know, that you are <i>to disguise the receipt of this order</i>;
+and her Majesty thinks you cannot want pretences for conducting yourself, without
+owning that which might at present have an ill effect if it was publicly known.
+<i>P.S.</i> I had almost forgot to tell your Grace that communication is made of this
+order <i>to the Court of France</i>, so that if the Marshal de Villars takes, in any private
+way, notice of it to you, your Grace will answer it accordingly."&mdash;<i>Mr Secretary
+St John to the Duke of Ormond</i>, May 10, 1712. <span class="smcap">Bolingbroke's</span> <i>Correspondence</i>,
+ii. 320.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_19_19" id="Footnote_19_19"></a><a href="#FNanchor_19_19"><span class="label">[19]</span></a> Eugene to Marlborough, June 9, 1712.&mdash;Coxe vi. 199.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_20_20" id="Footnote_20_20"></a><a href="#FNanchor_20_20"><span class="label">[20]</span></a> <i>Parl. Hist.</i>, May 28, 1712. <i>Lockhart Papers</i>, i, 392</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_21_21" id="Footnote_21_21"></a><a href="#FNanchor_21_21"><span class="label">[21]</span></a> <i>Coxe</i>, vi. 192, 193.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_22_22" id="Footnote_22_22"></a><a href="#FNanchor_22_22"><span class="label">[22]</span></a> "No one can doubt the Duke of Ormond's bravery; but he is not like a certain
+general who led troops to the slaughter, to cause a great number of officers to be
+knocked on the head in a battle, or against stone walls, in order to fill his pockets
+by the sale of their commissions."&mdash;Coxe, vi. 196.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_23_23" id="Footnote_23_23"></a><a href="#FNanchor_23_23"><span class="label">[23]</span></a> <i>Lockhart Papers</i>, i. 392; Coxe, vi. 196, 199.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_24_24" id="Footnote_24_24"></a><a href="#FNanchor_24_24"><span class="label">[24]</span></a> The words of the treaty, which subsequent events have rendered of importance,
+on this point, were these:&mdash;Philippe V. King of Spain renounced "à toutes pretentions,
+droits, et tîtres que lui et sa postérité avaient ou pourraient avoir à
+l'avenir à la couronne de France. Il consentit pour lui et sa postérité que ce
+droit fût tenu et considéré comme passé au Duc de Berry son frère et à ses
+descendans et postérité <i>male</i>; et en defaut de ce prince, et de sa postérité <i>male</i>, au
+Duc de Bourbon son cousin et <i>à ses héritiers</i>, et aussi successivement à tous les
+princes du sang de France." The Duke of Saxony and his <i>male</i> heirs were called
+to the succession, failing Philippe V. and his male heirs. This act of renunciation
+and entail of the crown of Spain on <i>male</i> heirs, was ratified by the Cortes of Castile
+and Arragon; by the parliament of Paris, by Great Britain and France in the
+sixth article of the Treaty of Utrecht.&mdash;<i>Vide</i> <span class="smcap">Schoell</span>, <i>Hist. de Trait.</i>, ii. 99, 105,
+and <span class="smcap">Dumont</span>, <i>Corp. Dipl.</i>, tom. viii. p. 1. p. 339.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_25_25" id="Footnote_25_25"></a><a href="#FNanchor_25_25"><span class="label">[25]</span></a> Coxe, vi. 205.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_26_26" id="Footnote_26_26"></a><a href="#FNanchor_26_26"><span class="label">[26]</span></a> Cunningham, ii. 432; Milner, 356.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_27_27" id="Footnote_27_27"></a><a href="#FNanchor_27_27"><span class="label">[27]</span></a> <i>Mém. de Villars</i>, ii. 396, 421.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_28_28" id="Footnote_28_28"></a><a href="#FNanchor_28_28"><span class="label">[28]</span></a> Mr Pitt to Sir Benjamin Keene.&mdash;<i>Memoirs of the Spanish Kings</i>, c. 57.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_29_29" id="Footnote_29_29"></a><a href="#FNanchor_29_29"><span class="label">[29]</span></a> <i>Life of Marlborough</i>, 175.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_30_30" id="Footnote_30_30"></a><a href="#FNanchor_30_30"><span class="label">[30]</span></a> "At the future congress, his Imperial Majesty will do all that is possible to
+sustain my Lord Duke in the principality of Mendleheim, but if it should so happen
+that any invincible difficulty should occur in that affair, his Imperial Highness
+will give his Highness an equivalent out of his own hereditary dominions."&mdash;<i>Emperor
+Charles VI. to Duchess of Marlborough</i>, August 8, 1712.&mdash;Coxe, vi. 248.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_31_31" id="Footnote_31_31"></a><a href="#FNanchor_31_31"><span class="label">[31]</span></a> Coxe, vi. 249, 251.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_32_32" id="Footnote_32_32"></a><a href="#FNanchor_32_32"><span class="label">[32]</span></a> Duke of Marlborough's Answer, June 2, 1713.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_33_33" id="Footnote_33_33"></a><a href="#FNanchor_33_33"><span class="label">[33]</span></a> Coxe, vi. 369, 373.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_34_34" id="Footnote_34_34"></a><a href="#FNanchor_34_34"><span class="label">[34]</span></a> Coxe, vi. 263.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_35_35" id="Footnote_35_35"></a><a href="#FNanchor_35_35"><span class="label">[35]</span></a> Lediard, 496. Coxe, vi. 384, 385.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_36_36" id="Footnote_36_36"></a><a href="#FNanchor_36_36"><span class="label">[36]</span></a> Coxe, vi. 384-387.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_37_37" id="Footnote_37_37"></a><a href="#FNanchor_37_37"><span class="label">[37]</span></a> Marlborough's Dispatches. <i>Blackwood's Magazine</i>, Nov. 1846, p.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_38_38" id="Footnote_38_38"></a><a href="#FNanchor_38_38"><span class="label">[38]</span></a> Marlborough House in London cost about L.100,000.&mdash;Coxe, vi. 399.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_39_39" id="Footnote_39_39"></a><a href="#FNanchor_39_39"><span class="label">[39]</span></a> <span class="smcap">Smith's</span> <i>Moral Sentiments</i>, ii. 158.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_40_40" id="Footnote_40_40"></a><a href="#FNanchor_40_40"><span class="label">[40]</span></a> <span class="smcap">Bolingbroke's</span> <i>Letters on the Study of History</i>, ii. 172.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_41_41" id="Footnote_41_41"></a><a href="#FNanchor_41_41"><span class="label">[41]</span></a> "Il existe des malades dont les clous jai'lissent des chaussures quand ils sont
+étendus dans la direction du nord."</p></div></div>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
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+<div class="tn"><h3>Transcriber's note</h3>
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+<p>Page 734: "All the sevants' hall combined," ... the transcriber has added
+"r" to read "servants'".</p>
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 60,
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+Title: Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 60, No. 374, December, 1846
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+BLACKWOOD'S EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.
+
+No. CCCLXXIV. DECEMBER, 1846. VOL. LX.
+
+
+ CONTENTS.
+
+ KOHL IN DENMARK AND IN THE MARSHES, 645
+
+ LORD METCALFE'S GOVERNMENT OF JAMAICA, 662
+
+ ANNALS AND ANTIQUITIES OF LONDON, 673
+
+ MARLBOROUGH'S DISPATCHES. 1711-1712, 690
+
+ MILDRED. A TALE. PART I., 709
+
+ THE LAW AND ITS PUNISHMENTS, 721
+
+ LEGENDS OF THE THAMES, 729
+
+ RECENT ROYAL MARRIAGES, 740
+
+ ST MAGNUS', KIRKWALL, 753
+
+ THE GAME LAWS, 754
+
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+No. CCCLXXIV. DECEMBER, 1846. VOL. LX.
+
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+
+
+KOHL IN DENMARK AND IN THE MARSHES.
+
+ _Die Marschen und Inseln der Herzogthuemer Schleswig und
+ Holstein. Reisen in Daenemark und den Herzogthuemer Schleswig und
+ Holstein._
+
+
+Mr. Kohl, the most prolific of modern German writers, the most
+indefatigable of travellers, is already well known to the English
+public by his "Sketches of the English," "Travels in Ireland," and
+many other publications too numerous to remember. He is a gentleman
+of marvellous facility in travelling over foreign ground--of
+extraordinary capabilities in the manufacturing of books. Within
+five years he has given to the world, hostages for fame, some
+thirty or forty volumes; and explored, socially, politically,
+scientifically, and aesthetically, North and South Russia, Poland,
+Moravia, Hungary, Bavaria, Great Britain, France, Denmark, and we
+know not how many other countries besides. It is as difficult to
+stop his pen as his feet. He is always trotting, and writing whilst
+he trots, and evidently without the smallest fatigue from either
+occupation. He plays on earth the part assigned to the lark above it
+by the poet: he,
+
+ "Singing, still doth soar; and soaring, ever singeth."
+
+He has already announced a scheme that has occurred to him for
+a commercial map, which shall contain, in various colours, the
+productions and raw materials of every country in the world, with
+lines appended, marking the course they take to their several ports
+of embarkation. We shrewdly suspect that this gigantic scheme has
+grown out of another, more personal and profitable, and already
+put in practice. We could almost swear that Mr Kohl had drawn up a
+literary map on the very same principle, with dots for the countries
+and districts to be visited and worked up, and lines to mark the
+course for the conveyance of that very raw material, which he is
+eternally digging up on the way, in the shape of disquisitions about
+nothing, and moral reflections on every thing. Denmark occupies him
+to-day. We will wager that he is already intent upon working out an
+article or book from neighbouring Norway or adjacent Sweden.
+
+It was remarked the other day by a writer, that one great literary
+fault of the present day is a desire to be "so priggishly curt and
+epigrammatic," that almost every lucubration comes from the furnace
+with a coating of "small impertinence," perfectly intolerable to
+the sober reader. If any writer is anxious to correct this fault,
+let him take our advice gratis, and sit down at once to a course
+of Kohl. So admirable a spinner of long yarns from the smallest
+threads, never flourished. We have most honestly and perseveringly
+waded through his eleven or twelve hundred pages of close print,
+and we unhesitatingly confess that we have never before perused
+so much, of which we have retained so little. Does not every man,
+woman, and child, in these days of cheap fares and everlasting
+steamers, know by heart all that can be said or sung about "tones
+from the sea?" Are they not to be summoned, at any given moment,
+under any given circumstances, by your fire at twilight, on your
+pillow at midnight? Mr Kohl proses about these eternal "_tones_,"
+till salt water becomes odious--about storms, till they calm you
+to sleep--about calms, till they drive you to fury--about winds
+and waves, till your head aches with their motion. We will not
+pretend to tell you, reader, all the differences that exist between
+high marsh-land and low marsh-land, broad dikes and narrow dikes,
+or to describe the downs and embankments which we have seen, go
+whithersoever we may, ever since we have risen from the perusal of
+Mr Kohl's book. We will not, because Mr Kohl has dealt hardly by
+us, have our revenge upon you. Nay, we could not, if we would. The
+picture is jumbled in our critical head, as it lies confused in
+the author's work, which is as disjointed a labour as ever puzzled
+science seeking in chaos for a system. Backwards and forwards he
+goes--now up to his head in the marshes, now lighting upon an
+island, disdaining geography, giving the go-by to history, dragging
+us recklessly through digressions, repudiating any thing like order,
+and utterly oblivious of that beautiful scheme so dear to his heart,
+by which we are to trace the natural course of every thing under the
+sun but the narrative of Mr Kohl's very tedious adventures.
+
+Mr Kohl knows very well what is the duty of a faithful delineator of
+foreign countries and manners. He acknowledges in his preface, that
+his work is rather a make-up of simple remarks than a comprehensive
+description of the countries named in the titlepage. This confession
+is not--as is often the case--a modest appreciation of great merits,
+but a true estimate of small achievements. It is the simple fact.
+As for the consolatory reflections of the author, that he has at
+all events proved that he knows more of the lands he describes than
+his countrymen who stay at home, it is of so lowly a character that
+we are by no means disposed to discuss it. When he adds, however,
+that he has already earned a kind reception from the world, and
+trusts to be reckoned amongst the men who have been useful, we may
+be permitted to hint, that neither a kind reception nor the quality
+of usefulness will long be vouchsafed to the individual who leads
+confiding but unfortunate readers a Will-o'-the-Wisp chase over bogs
+and moors that have no end, and compels them to swallow, diluted in
+bottles three, the draught which might easily have found its way
+into an ordinary phial.
+
+That there are gems in the volumes cannot be denied: that they
+are not of the first water, is equally beyond a doubt. Scattered
+over a prodigious surface, they have not been gained without some
+difficulty. Those who are not able or disposed to turn to the
+original, will be glad to learn from us something of the sturdy
+Frieslanders and Ditmarschers. They who have energy and patience
+enough to overcome the prolixity of the author, will at least give
+us credit for some perseverance, and appreciate the difficulties of
+our task.
+
+Mr Kohl commences his work with a description of the _Islands_.
+We will follow the order of the titlepage, and begin with the
+"Marshes" and their brave and hardy inhabitants. The author informs
+us, with pardonable exultation, that, upon asking a German of
+ordinary education whether he knew who the Ditmarschers are, he
+was most satisfactorily answered, "_Ja wohl!_ are they not the
+famous peasants of Denmark who would not surrender to the king?"
+We question whether many Englishmen, of even an extraordinary
+education, would have answered at once so glibly or correctly. To
+enable them to meet the question of any future Kohl with promptness
+and success, we will introduce them at once to this singular race,
+and give a rapid sketch of their country and political existence.
+
+The territory inhabited by the Ditmarschers is a small district of
+flat country, stretching along the Elbe and the Eyder, and is about
+a hundred miles in length. Its maritime frontier was originally
+defended by lofty mounds, which opposed the encroachments of the
+sea; whilst inland it found protection in an almost impenetrable
+barrier of thick wood, bogs, lakes, and morass. This barrier
+constitutes the marshes so minutely described by our author. The
+Ditmarschers are a people of Friesic origin; the name, according
+to Mr Kohl, being derived from _Marsch_, _Meeresland_, sea-land,
+and _Dith_, _Thit_, or _Teut_, _Deutsch_, German. In the time
+of Charlemagne, or his immediate successors, the district was
+included in the department of the Mouth of the Elbe, and was known
+as the Countship of Stade. It was bestowed by the Emperor Henry
+IV., in 1602, upon the archbishops of Bremen, to be held by them
+in fief. The Ditmarschers, however, were but slippery subjects;
+and, maintaining an actual independence within their embankments,
+cared little who governed them, provided sufficient advantages were
+offered by the prince or prelate who demanded their allegiance. In
+1186, we find them claiming the protection of Bishop Valdemar of
+Sleswig, the uncle and guardian of Prince Valdemar, afterwards known
+as Valdemar the conqueror; for, "being grievously worried by the
+oppressions of the bailiffs of their spiritual Lord," they declared
+a perfect indifference as to "whether they paid tribute to Saint
+Peter of Bremen, or Saint Peter of Sleswig." They passed from the
+rule of Bishop Valdemar, who was subsequently excommunicated, to
+that respectively of the Duke of Holstein, the Bishop of Bremen,
+and Valdemar II., King of Denmark. When the last-named monarch gave
+battle to his revolted subjects at Bornhoeved in Holstein, in the
+year 1227, the Ditmarschers suddenly united their bands with those
+of the enemy, and decided the fate of the day against the king. They
+then returned to the rule of the bishops of Bremen, stipulating for
+many rights and privileges, which they enjoyed unmolested during
+300 years; that is to say, up to the year 1559, whilst they yielded
+little more than a nominal obedience to their spiritual lords, and
+evinced no great alacrity in assisting them in times of need.
+
+During their long period of practical independence and freedom,
+the Ditmarschers governed themselves like stanch republicans.
+Their grand assembly was the _Meende_, to which all citizens were
+eligible above the age of eighteen. It met in extraordinary cases at
+Meldorf, the capital: but commonly seventy or eighty _Radgewere_,
+or councillors, decided upon all questions of national policy
+propounded to them by the _Schlueter_, or overseers of the various
+parishes into which the district was divided, who generally managed
+the affairs of their own little municipality independently of their
+neighbours. This simple institution underwent some modifications
+about the middle of the fifteenth century, when, in consequence of
+internal dissensions, eight-and-forty men were chosen as supreme
+judges for life. These "_achtundveertig_" had, however, but little
+real power. They met weekly; but on great emergencies they summoned
+a general assembly, amounting to about 1500 persons, and consisting
+of the various councillors and _schlueter_. This assembly held forth
+in the market-place of the capital. The masses closely watched the
+proceedings, and when it was deemed necessary, called upon one of
+their own number to address the meeting on behalf of the rest.
+
+The peace enjoyed by the Ditmarschers from without, contrasted
+strongly with the tumults that were often experienced within. The
+annals of these people inform us, that whole families and races
+were from time to time swept away by the hand of the foe, and by
+the violence of party spirit. The Ditmarschers celebrate several
+days as anniversaries of victories. One, the _Hare_ day, dates as
+far back as 1288, when a party of Holsteiners made an incursion
+into the marshes, but were speedily opposed by the natives. For
+a time the two hostile bands watched each other, neither willing
+to attack, when a hare suddenly started up between them. Some of
+the Ditmarschers, pursuing the frightened animal, exclaimed _Loep,
+loep!_--"Run, run!" The foremost Holsteiners, seeing the enemy
+approaching at full speed, were thrown into confusion; whilst those
+behind them, hearing the cry of "run, run!" took to their heels,
+and a general rout ensued. The day of "melting lead" is another
+joyful anniversary. Gerard VII. of Holstein, endeavouring in 1390[1]
+to subjugate the country of the Ditmarschen, drove the people at the
+crisis of an assault to such extremities, that they were obliged to
+take refuge in a church, which they obstinately defended against
+the Duke's troops, until Gerard, infuriated, ordered the leaden
+roof of the building to be heated. The melted lead trickled down on
+the heads of the Ditmarschers, who, finding themselves reduced to
+a choice of deaths, desperately fought their way out, engaged the
+Holsteiners, whom they overcame, and who, ignorant of the country,
+were either lost in the intricacies of the marshes or drowned in
+the dikes. The forces of a count, a duke, and a king, were in turns
+routed by the brave Ditmarschers, who have not yet forgotten the
+glory of their ancient peasantry. In 1559, however, they ceased to
+gain victories for celebration. In that year Denmark and the Duchies
+united to subdue the small but very valiant nation. They marshalled
+an army of twenty-five thousand picked men, whilst the Ditmarschers
+could with difficulty collect seven thousand. John Rantzan commanded
+the allied army. He captured Meldorf, set fire to the town, pursued
+the inhabitants in all directions and destroyed the greater number
+whilst they were nobly fighting for their liberties. Utterly beaten,
+the Ditmarschers submitted to their conquerors. Three of the
+clergy proceeded to the enemy, bearing a letter addressed to the
+princes as "The Lords of Ditmarschen," and offering to surrender
+their arms and ammunitions, together with all the trophies they
+had ever won. A general capitulation followed: not wholly to the
+disadvantage of the people, since it was stipulated that none but
+a native of the country should hold immediate authority over it.
+At first the land was divided amongst the sovereigns of Denmark,
+Holstein, and Sleswig; but in 1773 it was finally ceded in full to
+the Danish monarch, together with part of Holstein, by the Duke of
+Schleswig-Holstein, (afterwards Grand-Duke of Russia,) in exchange
+for Oldenburg and Delmenhorst. The Ditmarschers, at the present
+hour enjoy many of their former privileges: they acknowledge no
+distinctions of rank; they have their forty-eight Supreme Judges
+(the ancient _schlueter_) under the name of _Voegte_ or overseers,
+and may, in fact, be regarded as one of the best samples of
+republicanism now existing in the world.
+
+ [1] Mr Kohl fixes the date of the "melted lead" day at 1319,
+ forgetting that Margaret, the Semiramis of the North, in whose reign
+ the event occurred, did not reign in Denmark until about 1375. She
+ died in 1412.
+
+Thus much for their history. Of their far-farmed dikes and sluices,
+of the marsh-lands and downs which their embankments inclosed,
+much more may be said, for Mr Kohl devotes half his work to their
+consideration. We will not fatigue the indulgent reader by engaging
+him for a survey. The land is distinguished by the inhabitants by
+the terms _grest_ and _marsch_; the former being the hilly district,
+the latter the deposits from the sea:--the one is woody in parts,
+having heath and sand, springs and brooks: the other is flat,
+treeless, heathless, with no sand or spring, but one rich series of
+meadows, intersected in every direction by canals and dikes. Far as
+the eye can reach, it rests upon broad and fertile meads covered
+with grazing cattle; whilst from the teeming plain stand forth
+farm-houses innumerable, raised upon _wurten_, or little hillocks,
+some ten or twelve feet above the level of the land, for security
+against constantly recurring inundation. All external appliances
+needful for the establishment are elevated upon these heights, whose
+sides are, for the most part, covered with vegetable gardens, and
+here and there with flowers and shrubs. The houses have but one
+story; they are long, and built of brick. For protection against
+the unsteady soil, they are often supported by large iron posts
+projecting from the sides, and looking like huge anchors. There are
+few villages or hamlets in the marshes. The inhabitants are not
+gregarious, but prefer the independence of a perfectly insulated
+abode. The "threshold right" is still so strictly maintained amongst
+them, that no officer of police dare enter, unpermitted, the house
+of a Ditmarscher, or arrest him within his own doors.
+
+The roads in the marshes, as may be supposed, are, at times, almost
+impassable; riding is therefore more frequent than driving or
+walking, although many of the more active marshers accelerate their
+passage across the fens by leaping-poles, which they employ with
+wonderful dexterity. The women ride always behind the men, on a seat
+fastened to the crupper. As the dikes lie higher than the meadows,
+they prove the driest road for carriages and passengers; but they
+are not always open to the traveller, lest too constant a traffic
+should injure the foundations. The carriages chiefly used are a
+species of land canoe. They are called _Koerwagen_, and are long,
+narrow, and awkward. On either side of the vehicle, chairs or seats
+swing loosely. No one chair is large enough for the two who occupy
+it, and who sit with their knees closely pressed against the seat
+which is before them.
+
+The process of gradually reclaiming new land from the waves is
+somewhat curious. As soon as a sufficient amount of deposit has been
+thrown up from the sea, outguards, or breakwaters, called _hoefter_
+are immediately erected. Within the breakwater there remains a pool
+of still water, which by degrees fills up with a rich slime or mud
+called _slick_. As soon as the slick has attained an elevation
+sufficient to be above the regular level of the high waves, plants
+styled "_Queller_" appear, and are soon succeeded by others termed
+_Druecknieder_, from the tendency of their interlaced roots and
+tendrils to keep down the soft mud. In the course of years, the soil
+rises, and a meadow takes the place of the former stagnant pool.
+As these new lands are extremely productive, often yielding three
+hundred-fold on the first crop of rape-seed, sixty to eighty fold
+on barley, and from thirty to forty on wheat, their possession is
+ever a subject of great dispute. Formerly the diking and embankments
+were undertaken by companies; but at present they are in the hands
+of the Danish government, which makes all necessary outlay in the
+beginning, and appropriates whatever surplus may remain upon the
+original cost to future repairs and to the aid of the general
+poor fund. Some slight idea may be formed of the enormous expense
+incurred in the construction and maintenance of these dikes, when we
+state that the _Dagebieller_ dike alone cost ten thousand dollars
+for one recent repair. Ninety thousand dollars were one summer
+spent in building embankments around reclaimed land, now valued at
+one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, thus showing a clear gain
+of sixty thousand dollars by the undertaking. The embankments are
+generally from fifteen to twenty feet high. When the nature of the
+soil upon which they are raised is considered, together with the
+scarcity of wood on these low lands, it will not be difficult to
+understand that constant labour is needed to prevent the land from
+being undermined by the sea, and that it is only by unremitting
+industry, and constant attention to the condition of the breakwaters
+and dikes, that the enemy can at all be kept at bay.
+
+The dangers that are to be encountered, and the laborious efforts
+that must be made for subsistence at home, train the Frieslander of
+the marshes and islands for the perils of the deep, which we find
+him encountering with a brave and dogged resolution. The islanders,
+especially, are constantly engaged in the whale and other fisheries.
+In the islands visited by Mr Kohl, the greater number of the men
+were far away on the seas, and their wives and daughters conducting
+the business of their several callings; some tending cattle, some
+spinning, others manufacturing gloves. Seals abound upon the coast,
+and are caught by sundry ingenious devices. A fisher disguises
+himself in a seal-skin, and travels up to a troop of these sea
+monsters, imitating, as far as he is able, their singular movements
+and contortions. When, fairly amongst them, he lifts the gun which
+has been concealed beneath his body, and shoots amongst the herd.
+If discovered asleep a seal is sure to be caught, for his slumbers
+are sound. Conscious of his weakness, _Phoca_ stations a patrol at
+some little distance from his couch, and an alarm is given as soon
+as any man appears. At certain seasons of the year vast flocks of
+ducks light upon the islands, and are caught chiefly by the aid of
+tame decoy-birds, who mislead the others into extensive nets spread
+for the visitors. One duck-decoyer will catch twenty thousand birds
+in the course of a summer; the soft down obtained from the breast of
+one species is the _eider down_. The season begins in September and
+lasts till Christmas. Hamburg beef is due to the localities we speak
+of. One of the large meadow districts already mentioned, is said
+to fatten eight thousand head of oxen yearly, who, at their death,
+bequeath to the world the far-famed dainty.
+
+The islands visited by our author are those lying in that part
+of the North Sea which the Danes call _Vesterhafet_, or the
+western harbour, and which extends close to the shores from the
+mouth of the Elbe to Jutland. Of these the most noted are Syltoe,
+Foehr, Amrum, Romoe, and Pelvorn. Around them lie many excellent
+oyster-beds--royal property, and yielding an annual income of twenty
+thousand dollars. The people inhabiting these islands are said to be
+of Friesic origin: they certainly were colonists from Holland, and
+they still exhibit many peculiarities of the ancient Friesic stock.
+They are clean, neat, simple, honest, and moral. Few establishments
+for the punishment of culprits are to be found either in the islands
+or on the marshes. As late as the fifteenth and sixteenth century,
+in cases of homicide the accused was doomed to walk over twelve
+burning ploughshares. Great crimes seem unknown to-day; and the
+practice of leaving house-doors unbarred and unlocked upon the wide
+and desolate marshes, testifies not a little to the general honesty
+of the people.
+
+Mr Kohl talks a whole boxfull of balaam about the identity of the
+islanders and the English. In the first place, he insists that
+_Hengist_ and _Horsa_ were gentlemen of Friesic extraction; and
+secondly, he compares them to a spirituous liquor: thirdly, he
+argues on the topic like a musty German bookworm, who has travelled
+no further than round his own room, and seen no more humanity than
+the grubby specimen his looking-glass once a-week, at shaving
+time, presents to him. What authority has Mr Kohl for this Friesic
+origin of Hengist and Horsa? Is there a port along the Elbe and
+the Weser, or on the coasts of Jutland and Holstein, which does
+not claim the honour of having sent the brothers out? Is not the
+question as difficult to decide, the fact as impossible to arrive
+at, as Homer's birthplace? But supposing the hypothesis of Mr Kohl
+to be true, he surely cannot be serious when he asserts, that
+the handful of men who landed with the brothers in Britain, have
+transmitted their Friesic characteristics through every succeeding
+age, and that these are discernible now in all their pristine vigour
+and integrity. Can he mean what he says? Is he not joking when he
+puts forward the "rum" argument? A little of that liquor, he says,
+flavours a bowl of punch. Why shouldn't a little Friesic season the
+entire English nation with the masculine force of the old Teutonic
+Frieslanders? Why should it? If Hengist and Horsa supplied the rum,
+who, we are justified in asking, came down with the sugar and lemon?
+If the beverage be milk-punch, who was the dairyman? These are
+questions quite as apt as Mr Kohl's, not a whit more curious than
+his illustrations. The points of identity between the Frieslander
+and the Englishman are marvellous, if you can but see them. The
+inhabitants of the marshes and islands are grave, reserved, and
+thoughtful; so are the English; so, for that matter, are the Upper
+Lusatians, if we are to believe Ernst Willkomm; so are a good many
+other people. The marshers have an eye to their own interests; so
+have the English. This is a feature quite peculiar to the marshers
+and the English. It may be called the _right_ eye, every other
+nation possessing only the left. Of course, Mr Kohl is perfectly
+blind to his interests, in publishing the present work: yet he is
+Friesic too! From the Frieslanders we have inherited our "English
+spleen." How many years have we been attributing it to the much
+maligned climate? We are starched and stiff; so are the islanders.
+The marshers dress a May king and queen at a spring festival. We
+know something about a May queen at the same blessed season. If
+these were the only instances of kindred resemblance, our readers
+might fail to be convinced, after all, of the truth of the Friesic
+theory. These doubts, if any linger, shall be removed at once. One
+morning a Frieslander carefully opened Mr Kohl's door, and said, "_I
+am afraid_ there is a house on fire." Kohl rushed forth and found
+the building in flames; which incident immediately reminded him--he
+being a German and a philosopher--of the excessive caution of the
+Englishman, which, under the most alarming circumstances, forbids
+his saying any thing stronger than "I believe," "I am afraid," "I
+dare say." Verily we "believe," we are "afraid," we "dare say,"
+that Mr. Kohl is a most incorrigible twaddler. One more peculiarity
+remains to be told. They keep gigs in the marshes. There are
+"gentlemen" there as well as in England. Are there none elsewhere?
+
+The customs of the Ditmarschers could not fail to be interesting.
+That of the _Fenstern_ or _Windowing_ is romantic, and perilous
+to boot. At dead of night, when all good people are asleep, young
+gallants cross the marshes and downs for miles to visit the girls
+of their acquaintance, or it may be _the_ girl of fairest form
+and most attractions. Arrived at the house, they scale the walls,
+enter a window, and drop into the chamber of the lady, who lies
+muffled up to the chin on a bed of down, having taken care to
+leave a burning lamp on the table, and fire in the stove, that
+her nocturnal callers may have both light and warmth. Upon the
+entrance of her visitor, she politely asks him to be seated--his
+chair being placed at the distance of a few feet from the bed. They
+converse, and the conversation being brought to an end, the gallant
+takes his departure either by the door or window. Some opposition
+has been shown of late to this custom by a few over-scrupulous
+parents; but the fathers who are bold enough to put bolts on their
+doors or windows, are certain of meeting with reprisals from the
+gallants of the district. The _Fenstern_ is subject to certain
+laws and regulations, by which those who practise it are bound to
+abide. Another curious custom, and derived like the former from the
+heathen, was the dance performed at the churching of women up to the
+close of the last century--the woman herself wearing a green and a
+red stocking, and hopping upon one leg to church. The Friesic women
+are small and delicately formed: their skin, beautifully soft and
+white, is protected most carefully against the rough atmosphere by a
+mantle, which so completely covers the face, that both in winter and
+summer little can be seen beyond the eyes of the women encountered
+in the open streets. The generally sombre hue of the garments
+renders this muffling the more remarkable; for it is customary for
+the relatives of those who are at sea to wear mourning until the
+return of the adventurers. Skirt, boddice, apron, and kerchief, all
+are dark; and the cloth which so jealously screens the head and face
+from the sun and storm, is of the same melancholy hue.
+
+The churchyards testify to the fact, that a comparatively small
+number of those who, year after year, proceed on their perilous
+expeditions, return to die at home. The monuments almost exclusively
+record the names of women--a blank being left for that of the absent
+husband, father, or brother, whose remains are possibly mouldering
+in another hemisphere. Every device and symbol sculptured in the
+churchyard has reference to the maritime life, with which they are
+all so familiar. A ship at anchor, dismasted, with broken tackle, is
+a favourite image, whilst the inscription quaintly corresponds with
+the sculptured metaphor. It is usual for the people to erect their
+monuments during life, and to have the full inscriptions written,
+leaving room only for the _date_ of the decease. In the island of
+Foehr and elsewhere, the custom still prevails of hiring women to
+make loud lamentations over the body, as it is carried homewards
+and deposited in the earth. The churches are plain to rudeness, and
+disfigured with the most barbarous wood carvings of our Saviour, of
+saints, and popes. These rough buildings are, for the most part, of
+great antiquity, and traditions tell of their having been brought
+from England. There can be no doubt that British missionaries were
+here in former days. At the time of the Reformation, the islanders
+refused to change their faith; but once converted to Lutheranism,
+they have remained stanch Protestants ever since, and maintain a
+becoming veneration for their pastors. The clergy are natives of the
+islands, and therefore well acquainted with the Friesic dialect, in
+which they preach. Their pay is necessarily small, and is mostly
+raised by the voluntary contributions of the parishioners. As
+may be supposed, the clergy have much influence over the people,
+especially on the smaller islands, where the inhabitants have but
+little intercourse with strangers. Temperance societies have been
+established by the pastors. Brandy, tea, and coffee, came into
+general use throughout the islands about a century ago, and ardent
+drinking was in vogue until the interference of the clergy. The
+Ditmarschers especially, who are allowed to distil without paying
+excise duties, carried the vice of drunkenness to excess; but they
+are much improved.
+
+The greatest diversity of languages, or rather of dialects, exists
+in the islands, arising probably from the fact of Friesic not being
+a written language. The dialect of the furthest west approaches
+nearer to English than any other. The people of _Amrum_ are proud
+of the similarity. They retain the _th_ of the old Icelandic, and
+have a number of words in which the resemblance of their ancient
+form of speech to the old Anglo-Saxon English is more apparent than
+in even the Danish of the present day; as, for instance, _Hu mani
+mile?_ How many miles? _Bradgrum_, bridegroom; _theenk_, think, &c.
+In many of the words advanced by Mr Kohl, that gentleman evidently
+betrays an unconsciousness of their being synonymous with the modern
+Danish; and, therefore, strikingly inimical to his favourite theory
+of the especial Friesic descent of the English people and language.
+Little or nothing is known of the actual geographical propagation
+of the old Friesic. At present it is yielding to the Danish and the
+Low German in the duchies of Sleswig and Holstein. Many names are
+still common amongst the people, which seem to have descended from
+the heathen epoch, and which are, in fact, more frequently heard
+than the names in the "Roman Calendar," met with elsewhere. _Des_,
+_Edo_, _Haje_, _Pave_, _Tete_, are the names of men; _Ehle_, _Tat_,
+_Mantje_, _Ode_, _Sieg_, are those of women. None of them are known
+amongst any other people. Much confusion exists with respect to the
+patronymic, there being no surnames in use in many of the islands.
+If a man were called _Tete_, his son _Edo_ would be _Edo Tetes_;
+and then, again, _Tat_, the wife of the _Edo_, would be _Tat Edos_,
+and his son _Des_, _Des Edos_; whilst _Des's_ son _Tete_ would be
+_Tete Des's_, and so on in the most troublesome and perplexing
+combinations.
+
+The Frieslanders, like other northern nations, are superstitious,
+and they have a multitude of traditions or sagas, some of them
+very curious and interesting. We must pass over these instructive
+myths--always the rarest and most striking portion of a people's
+history--more cursorily than we could wish, and cite a few only of
+the most peculiar. The island of _Sylt_, which is the richest in
+remains of _hoeogen_, the celts of heathen heroes, &c., lays claim
+to the largest number of Maerchen. The most characteristic of all
+is that of _de Mannigfuel_, the "colossal ship," (or world,) which
+was so large that the commander was obliged to ride about the deck
+in order to give his orders: the sailors that went aloft as boys
+came down greyheaded, so long a time having elapsed whilst they
+were rigging the sails. Once, when the ship was in great peril,
+and the waters were running high, the sailors, disheartened by
+their protracted watching and labour, threw out ballast in order to
+lighten the vessel, when, lo! an island arose, and then another,
+and another still, till land was formed--the earth being, according
+to the sailors' notion, the secondary formation. Once--many ages
+afterwards--when the _Mannigfuel_ was endeavouring to pass through
+the Straits of Dover, the captain ingeniously thought to have the
+side of the vessel, nearest Dover, rubbed with white soap, and
+hence the whiteness of the cliffs at Dover. The achievements
+recounted of _de Mannigfuel_ are endless. The following explanation
+of the formation of the Straits of Dover is found in a Friesic
+saga:--Once upon a time, a queen of England, the land to the west
+of the North Sea, and a king of Denmark, the land to the east of
+the North Sea, loved each other, and plighted troth; but, as it
+happened, the king proved faithless, and left the poor queen to
+wear the willow. England was then joined to the Continent by a
+chain of hills called _Hoeneden_; and the queen, desiring to wreak
+vengeance on her false wooer and his subjects, summoned her people
+around her, and setting them to work for seven years in digging
+away these hills, at the end of the seventh year the waves pushed
+furiously through the channel that had been dug, and swept along the
+coasts of Friesland and Jutland, drowning and carrying away 100,000
+persons. To this very hour the Jutland shores yearly tremble before
+the fatal vengeance of the slighted queen. The Frieslanders are so
+wedded to this marvellous geological myth, that they insist upon
+its historical foundation. In some versions 700, in others 7000, in
+others again, even 700,000 men are said to have been employed in
+this gigantic undertaking.
+
+Another allegorical saga is the narrative of the share taken by the
+man in the moon in the matter of the daily ebbing and flowing of
+the sea. His chief, or indeed only occupation, seems to be to pour
+water from a huge bucket. Being somewhat lazy, the old gentleman
+soon grows weary of the employment, and then he lies down to rest.
+Of course whilst he is napping, the water avails itself of the
+opportunity to return to its ordinary level.
+
+The constellation of the Great Bear, or Charles's Wain, is,
+according to the Frieslanders, the chariot in which Elias and many
+other great prophets ascended into heaven. There being now-a-days
+no individual sufficiently pious for such a mode of transit, it has
+been put aside, with other heavenly curiosities, its only office
+being to carry the angels in their nocturnal excursions throughout
+the year. The angel who acts as driver for the night, fixes his eye
+steadily upon the centre point of the heavenly arch, (the polar
+star,) in order that the two stars of the shaft of the chariot
+may keep in a straight line with the celestial focus. The rising
+and setting of the sun is thus explained:--A host of beautiful
+nymphs receive the sun beneath the earth in the western hemisphere,
+and cutting it into a thousand parts, they make of it little air
+balloons, which they sportively throw at the heavenly youths,
+who keep guard at the eastern horizon of the earth. The gallant
+band, not to be outdone by their fair antagonists, mount a high
+ladder, and when night has veiled the earth in darkness, toss back
+the golden balls, which, careering rapidly through the vault of
+heaven, fall in glittering showers upon the heads of the celestial
+virgins of the west. The children of the sky, having thus diverted
+themselves through the night, they hasten at dawn of day to collect
+the scattered balls, and joining them into one huge mass, they bear
+it upon their shoulders, mid singing and dancing, to the eastern
+gates of heaven. The enchanting rosy light which hovers round the
+rising orb is the reflection of the virgins' lovely forms, who,
+beholding their charge safely launched upon its course, retire, and
+leave it, as we see it, to traverse the sky alone.
+
+The following exquisite tradition connects itself with that brief
+season when, in the summer of the far north, the sun tarries night
+and day above the horizon. _All-fader_ had two faithful servants,
+of the race of those who enjoyed eternal youth, and when the sun
+had done its first day's course, he called to him _Demmarik_, and
+said, "To thy watchful care, my daughter, I confide the setting sun
+that I have newly created; extinguish its light carefully, and guard
+the precious flame that no evil approach it." And the next morning,
+when the sun was again about to begin its course, he said to his
+servant _Koite_, "My son, to thy trusty hand I remit the charge
+of kindling the light of the sun I have created, and of leading
+it forth on its way." Faithfully did the children discharge the
+duties assigned to them. In the winter they carefully guarded the
+precious light, and laid it early to rest, and awakened it to life
+again only at a late hour; but, as the spring and summer advanced,
+they suffered the glorious flame to linger longer in the vault of
+heaven, and to rejoice the hearts of men by the brightness of its
+aspect. At length the time arrived when, in our northern world, the
+sun enjoys but brief rest. It must be up betimes in the morning to
+awaken the flowers and fruit to life and light, and it must cast
+its glowing beams across the mantle of night, and lose no time in
+idle slumber. Then it was that _Demmarik_, for the first time, met
+_Koite_ face to face as she stood upon the western edge of heaven,
+and received from the hands of her brother-servant the orb of light.
+As the fading lamp passed from one to the other, their eyes met, and
+a gentle pressure of their hands sent a thrill of holy love through
+their hearts. No eye was there save that of the _All-fader_, who
+called his servants before him, and said, "Ye have done well; and as
+recompense, I permit ye to fulfil your respective charges conjointly
+as man and wife." Then, _Demmarik_ and _Koite_, looking at each
+other, replied--"No, All-fader! disturb not our joy; let us remain
+everlastingly in our present bridal state; wedded joy cannot equal
+what we feel now as betrothed!" And the mighty _All-fader_ granted
+their prayer, and from that time they have met but once in the year,
+when, during four weeks, they greet each other night after night;
+and then, as the lamp passes from one to the other, a pressure of
+the hand and a kiss calls forth a rosy blush on the fair cheek of
+_Demmarik_ which sheds its mantling glow over all the heavens,
+_Koite's_ heart the while thrilling with purest joy. And should they
+tarry too long, the gentle nightingales of the _All-fader_ have but
+to warble _Laisk tudrueck, laisk tudrueck! oepik!_ "Giddy ones, giddy
+ones! take heed!" to chide them forward on their duty.
+
+With a lovelier vision, reader! we could not leave you dwelling upon
+the rugged but, to the heart's core, thoroughly poetic Frieslander.
+Let us leave the gentle Demmarik and devoted Koite to their chaste
+and heavenly mission, and with a bound leap into Denmark, whither Mr
+Kohl, in his forty-fourth volume of travels, summons us, and whither
+we must follow him, although the prosaic gentleman is somewhat
+of the earth, earthy, after the blessed imitations we have had,
+reader--you and we--of the eternal summer's day faintly embodied in
+the vision of that long bright day of the far north!
+
+Should any adventurous youth sit down to Mr Kohl's volume on
+Denmark, and, half an hour afterwards, throw the book in sheer
+disgust and weariness out of the window, swearing never to look
+into it again, let him be advised to ring the bell, and to request
+Mary to bring it back again with the least possible delay. Having
+received it from the maid of all work's horny hand, let the said
+youth begin the book again, but, as he would a Hebrew Bible, at the
+other end. He may take our word for it there is good stuff there,
+in spite of the twaddle that encountered him erewhile at Hamburg.
+Mr Kohl has been won by aldermanic dinners in the chief city of
+the Hanseatic League, as Louis Philippe was touched by aldermanic
+eloquence and wit in the chief city of the world, and he babbles of
+mercantile operations and commercial enterprise, until the heart
+grows sick with fatigue, and is only made happy by the regrets which
+the author expresses--just one hour after the right time--respecting
+his inability to enlarge further upon the fruitful and noble
+theme of the monetary speculations of one of the richest and most
+disagreeable communities of Europe.
+
+Before putting foot on Danish ground, Mr Kohl is careful to make
+a kind of solemn protest touching Germanic patriotism, lest, we
+presume, he should be suspected of taking a heretical view of the
+question at issue at the present moment between the Sleswig-Holstein
+provinces and the mother-country Denmark. It is not for us to
+enter into any political discussions here, concerning matters of
+internal government which are no more business of ours than of his
+Majesty Muda Hassim, of the island of Borneo; but we must confess
+our inability to understand why such a terrific storm of patriotic
+ardour has so suddenly burst forth in Germany, respecting provinces
+which, until recently, certainly up to the time when the late
+king gave his people the unasked-for boon of a constitution, were
+perfectly happy and contented under the Danish rule, to which they
+had been accustomed some five or six hundred years.[2] It is only
+since the assembly of the states was constituted, that the Sleswig
+Holsteiners have been seized with the Germanic _furor_--a malady
+not a little increased by the inflammatory harangues of needy
+demagogues, and the pedantic outpourings of a handful of professors
+stark-mad on the subject of German liberty. If there is one thing
+more absurd than another, upon this globe of absurdity, it is the
+cant of "nationality," "freedom," "fatherland," "brotherhood," &c.
+&c., which is dinned into your ears from one end of Germany to the
+other; but which, like all other cants, is nothing but so much
+wind and froth, utterly without reason, stamina, or foundation. We
+should like to ask any mustached and bearded youth of Heidelberg
+or Bonn, at any one sober moment of his existence, to point out
+to us any single spot where this boasted "nationality" is to be
+seen and scanned. Will the red-capped, long-haired _Bursch_ tell
+us when and where we may behold that "vaterland" of which he is
+eternally dreaming, singing, and drinking? Why, is it not a fact
+that, to a Prussian, an Austrian or a Swabian is an alien? Does
+not a Saxe-Coburger, a Hessian, and any other subject of any small
+duchy or principality, insist, in his intense hatred of Prussia,
+that the Prussians are no Germans at all; that they have interests
+of their own, opposed to those of the true German people; and that
+they are as distinct as they are selfish? You cannot travel over the
+various countries and districts included under the name of Germany,
+without learning the thorough insulation of the component parts.
+The fact is forced upon you at every step. Mr Kohl himself belongs
+to none of the states mentioned. He is a native of Bremen--one of
+the cities of that proud Hanseatic League which certainly has never
+shown an enlarged or patriotic spirit with reference to this same
+universal "vaterland." Arrogant and lordly republics care little
+for abstractions. They have a keen instinct for their own material
+interests, but a small appreciation of the glorious ideal. We ask,
+again, where is this all pervading German patriotism?
+
+ [2] In the year 1660, the different estates of Denmark made a
+ voluntary surrender of their rights into the hands of their
+ sovereign, who became by that act _absolute_: it is a fact
+ unparalleled in the history of any other country. Up to the year
+ 1834, this unlimited power was exercised by the kings, who, it must
+ be said to their honour, never abused it by seeking to oppress or
+ enslave their subjects. In the year 1834, however, Frederic VI.,
+ of his own free will and choice, established a representative
+ government. The gift was by no means conferred in consequence of
+ any discontent exhibited under the hitherto restrictive system.
+ The intentions of the monarch were highly praiseworthy; their
+ wisdom is not so clear, as, under the new law, the kingdom is
+ divided into four parts--1. The Islands; 2. Sleswig; 3. Jutland;
+ 4. Holstein; each having its own provincial assembly. The number
+ of representatives for the whole country amounts to 1217. Each
+ representative receives four rix-dollars a-day (a rix-dollar is 2s.
+ 2-1/2d.) for his services, besides his travelling expenses. The
+ communication between the sovereign and the assembly is through a
+ royal commissioner, who is allowed to vote, but not to speak.--See
+ _Wheaton's History of Scandinavia_.
+
+We have said that Mr Kohl is a great traveller. We withdraw the
+accusation. He has written forty odd volumes, but they have been
+composed, every one of them, in his snug _stube_, at Bremen, or
+wheresoever else he puts up, under the influence of German stoves,
+German pipes, and German beer. A great traveller is a great
+catholic. His mind grows more capacious, his heart more generous,
+as he makes his pilgrimages along this troubled earth, and learns
+the mightiness of Heaven, the mutability and smallness of things
+temporal. Prejudice cannot stand up against the knowledge that pours
+in upon him; bigotry cannot exist in the wide temple he explores.
+The wanderer "feels himself new-born," as he learns, with his
+eyes, the living history of every new people, and compares, in his
+judgment, the lessons of his ripe manhood with the instruction
+imparted in his confined and straitened youth. If it may be said
+that to learn a new language is to acquire a new mind, what is
+it to become acquainted, intimately and face to face, with a new
+people, new institutions, new faiths, new habits of thought and
+feeling? There never existed a great traveller who, at the end of
+his wanderings, did not find himself, as if by magic, released of
+all the rust of prejudice, vanity, self-conceit, and pride, which
+a narrow experience engenders, and a small field of action so
+fatally heaps up. We will venture to assert that there is not a
+monkey now caged up in the zoological gardens, who would not--if
+permitted by the honourable Society--return to his native woods
+a better and a wiser beast for the one long journey he has made.
+Should Mr Kohl, we ask, behave worse than an imprisoned monkey? We
+pardon M. Michelet when he rants about _la belle France_, because
+we know that the excited gentleman--eloquent and scholarly as he
+is--is reposing eternally in Paris, under the _drapeau_, which
+fans nothing but glory into his smiling and complacent visage.
+When John Bull, sitting in the parlour of the "Queen's Head,"
+smoking his clay and swallowing his heavy, with Bob Yokel from the
+country, manfully exclaims, striking Bob heartily and jollily on the
+shoulder, "D--n it, Bob, an Englishman will whop three Frenchmen
+any day!" we smile, but we are not angry. We feel it is the beer,
+and that, like the valiant Michelet, the good man knows no better.
+Send the two on their travels, and talk to them when they come
+back. Well, Mr Kohl has travelled, and has come back; and he tells
+us, in the year of grace 1846, that the crown-jewel in the diadem
+of France is Alsace, and that the Alsatians are the pearls amongst
+her provincialists--the Alsatians, be it understood, being a German
+people, and, as far as report goes, the heaviest and stupidest that
+"vaterland" can claim. The only true gems in the Autocrat's crown
+are, according to the enlightened Kohl, the German provinces of
+Liefland, Esthonia, and Courland. All the industry and enterprise of
+the Belgians come simply from their Teutonic blood; the treasures
+of the Danish king must be looked for in the German provinces of
+Sleswig and Holstein. This is not all. German literature and the
+German tongue enjoy advantages possessed by no other literature
+and language. English universities are "Stockenglisch," downright
+English; the French are quite Frenchy; the Spanish are solely
+Spanish; but German schools have taken root in every part of the
+earth. At Dorpat, says Mr Kohl, German is taught, written, and
+printed; and therefore the German spirit is diffused throughout all
+the Russias. At Kiel the same process is going forward on behalf of
+Scandinavia. The Slavonians, the Italians, and Greeks, are likewise
+submitting, _nolens volens_, to the same irresistible influence.
+The very same words may be found in M. Michelet's book of "The
+People,"--only for _German_ spirit, read _French_.
+
+Mr Kohl proceeds in the same easy style to announce the rapid giving
+way of the Danish language in Denmark and the eager substitution of
+his own. He asserts this in the teeth of all those Danish writers
+who have started up within the last fifty years, and who have
+boldly and wisely discarded the pernicious practice (originating in
+the German character of the reigning family) of expressing Danish
+notions in a foreign tongue. He asserts it in the teeth of Mrs
+Howitt and of the German translators, whom this lady calls to her
+aid, but who have very feebly represented that rich diction and
+flexible style so remarkable in the Danish compositions referred
+to, and so much surpassing the power of any other northern tongue.
+We should do Mr Kohl injustice if we did not give his reason for
+regarding the Danish language as a thing doomed. He was credibly
+informed that many fathers of families were in the habit of
+promising rewards to their children if they would converse in German
+and not in Danish! Hear this, Lord Palmerston! and if, on hearing
+it, you still allow the rising generation, at our seminaries, to ask
+for _du pang_ and _du bur_, and to receive them with, it may be, a
+silver medal for proficiency, the consequences be on your devoted
+head!
+
+Denmark has been comparatively but little visited by the stranger.
+She offers, nevertheless, to the antiquary, the poet, and the
+artist, materials of interest which cannot be exceeded in any other
+district of the same extent. Every wood, lake, heath, and down, is
+rich in historical legends or mythical sagas; every copse and hill,
+every cave and mound, has been peopled by past superstition with
+the elf and the sprite, the _ellefolk_ and _nissen_. Her history,
+blending with that of her Scandinavian sisters, Norway and Sweden,
+is romantic in the extreme--whether she is traced to the days of
+her fabulous sea-kings, or is read of in the records of those who
+have chronicled the lives of her sovereigns in the middle ages.
+The country itself, although flat, is picturesque, being thickly
+interspersed with lakes, skirted by, and embosomed in, luxuriant
+beech woods; whilst ever and anon the traveller lights upon some
+ancient ruin of church or tower, palace or hermitage, affecting, if
+only by reason of the associations it awakens with an age far more
+prosperous than the present. The existence of the Danish people,
+as a nation, has been pronounced a miracle. It is hardly less.
+Small and feeble, and surrounded by the foreigner on every side,
+Denmark has never been ruled by a conqueror. Amid the rise and fall
+of other states, she has maintained her independence--now powerful
+and victorious, now depressed and poor, but never succumbing,
+never submitting to the stranger's yoke. Her present dynasty is
+the oldest reigning European family. It dates back to Christian
+I.--himself descended in a direct female line from the old kings
+of Scandinavia--who, as Duke of Oldenburg, was chosen king by the
+states in 1448.
+
+A good account of Denmark and the Danes is yet wanting. It may be
+collected by any honest writer, moderately conversant with the
+language and history of the country. We fear that Mr. Kohl will not
+supply the literary void, if we are to judge from the one volume
+before us. Others are, however, to follow; and as our author is
+immethodical, he may haply return to make good imperfections, and to
+fill up his hasty sketches. We cannot but regret that he should have
+passed so rapidly through the Duchy of Holstein. Had he followed
+the highways and byways of the province, instead of flitting like
+a swallow--to use his own words--over the ground by means of the
+newly-opened railroad through Kiel, his "Travels" would surely have
+been the better for his trouble. Instead of pausing where the most
+volatile would have been detained, our author satisfies himself
+with simply expressing his unfeigned regret at being obliged to
+pursue his journey, consoling his readers and himself with the very
+paradoxical assertion that we are most struck by the places of
+which we see least; since, being all of us more or less poetically
+disposed, we permit the imagination to supply the deficiencies of
+experience;--an argument which, we need scarcely say, if carried
+to its fullest limits, brings us to the conviction, that he who
+stays at home is best fitted to describe the countries the furthest
+distant from his fireside. Surely, Mr Kohl, you do not speak from
+knowledge of the fact!
+
+In his present volumes, Mr Kohl refers only passingly to the subject
+of education in Denmark. He remarks that the national schools far
+surpassed his expectations. He might have said more. For the last
+thirty or forty years, we believe, it has been rare to meet with
+the commonest peasant who could not read and write; a fact proving,
+at least, that Denmark is rather in advance than otherwise of her
+richer neighbours in carrying out the educational measures which, of
+late years, have so largely occupied the attention of the various
+governments of Europe. No one in Denmark can enter the army or navy
+who has not previously received his education at one or other of
+the military academies of the country. The course of study is well
+arranged. It embraces, besides the classics, modern languages,
+drawing, and exercises both equestrian and gymnastic. The academies
+themselves are under the immediate direction of the best military
+and naval officers in the service. For the education of the people,
+two or three schools are provided in every village, the masters
+receiving a small salary, with a house and certain perquisites. In
+1822 the system of Bell was introduced in the elementary public
+schools, and since that period it has been generally adhered to.
+
+Our author speaks with natural surprise of the small number of
+Roman Catholics he encountered in the Danish States. The Papists
+have no church or chapel throughout the kingdom; indeed, with the
+exception of the private chapel of the Austrian minister, no place
+of worship. We were aware that such was the fact a few years ago;
+we were scarcely prepared to find that Rome, who has been so busy
+in planting new shoots of her faith in every nook of the known
+world, is still content to have no recognition in Denmark. Heavy
+penalties are incurred by all who secede to the Romish church. In
+Sweden a change to Roman Catholicism is followed by banishment.
+This severity, we presume, must be ascribed to state policy rather
+than to a spirit of intolerance, for Jews and Christians of every
+denomination are permitted the freest exercise of their faith.
+Since the year 1521, the era of the Reformation in Denmark, the
+religion of the country has been Lutheran. The Danish church is
+divided into five dioceses, of which the bishop of Zealand is the
+metropolitan. His income is about a thousand a-year, whilst that
+of the other prelates varies from four to six hundred. The funds
+of the clergy are derived principally from tithes; but the parish
+ministers receive part of their stipend in the form of offerings
+at the three great annual festivals. Until lately, there existed
+much lukewarmness on all religious questions. Within the last ten
+or fifteen years, however, a new impulse has been given to the
+spiritual mind by the writing and preaching of several Calvinistic
+ministers, who have migrated from Switzerland and established
+themselves in Copenhagen. Their object has been to stop the
+recreations which, until their arrival, enlivened the Sabbath-day.
+They have met with more success in the higher classes than amongst
+the people, who now, as formerly, assemble on the green in front of
+the village church at the close of service, and pursue their several
+pastimes.
+
+Mention is made in Mr Kohl's volume, of the churchyards and
+cemetries he visited in his hasty progress. Compared with those of
+his own northern Germany, the Scandinavian places of burial are
+indeed very beautiful. The government has long since forbidden any
+new interments to be made within the churches, and many picturesque
+spots have, in consequence, been converted into cemetries. In
+the immediate vicinity of Copenhagen there are several; but the
+essence of Mr Kohl's plan being want of arrangement, he makes
+no mention of them for the present. One of these cemetries, the
+_Assistenskirkegaard_, outside the city, has an unusual number of
+fine monuments, with no exhibitions of that glaring want of taste so
+frequently met with elsewhere. The village churchyards are bright,
+happy-looking spots, which, by their cheerful aspect, seem to rob
+the homes of the dead of all their natural gloom and desolation.
+Every peasant's grave is a bed of flowers, planted, watched, and
+cherished by a sorrowing friend. At either end of the seven or
+eight feet of mound rises a wooden cross, on which fresh wreaths
+of flowers appear throughout the summer, giving place only to the
+"eternals" which adorn the grave when snow mantles its surface. A
+narrow walk, marked by a line of box, incloses every mound; or,
+not unfrequently, a trellis-work, tastefully entwined of twigs and
+boughs. The resting-places of the middle classes are surmounted
+by a tablet, not, as in our churchyards, rigidly inclosed within
+impassable palisades, but standing in a little garden, where the
+fresh-blown flowers, the neatly trimmed beds, and generally the
+garden-bench, mark that the spot is visited and tended by the
+friends of those who sleep below. Hither widowed mothers lead their
+children, on the anniversary of their father's death, to strew
+flowers on his grave, to hang up the wreaths which they have wound;
+but, above all, to collect the choicest flowers that have bloomed
+around him, which must henceforth deck, until they perish, the
+portrait of the departed, or some relic dear for his sake. We have
+watched the rough work-worn peasant, leading by the hand his little
+grandchild, laden with flowers and green twigs to freshen the grave
+of a long-absent helpmate; and as we have remarked, we confess not
+without emotion, feeble infancy and feeble age uniting their weak
+efforts to preserve, in cleanliness and beauty, the one sacred patch
+of earth--we have believed, undoubtingly, that whilst customs such
+as these prevail, happiness and morality must be the people's lot;
+and that very fearful must be the responsibility of those who shall
+sow the first seeds of discord and dissension amongst the simple
+peasantry of so fair a land!
+
+The cathedrals of Denmark are of great antiquity. Those of Ribe, of
+Viboig in Jutland, of Lard, Ringsted, and Roeskilde, in Zealand,
+all date from the end of the eleventh, or the beginning of the
+twelfth century; since which remote period, in fact, no churches
+of any magnitude have been erected. Roeskilde is one of the oldest
+cities in the kingdom. In the tenth century it was the capital.
+Canute the Great may be considered as the originator and founder of
+its existing cathedral, which was completed in the year 1054. It
+has occasionally undergone slight repairs, but never any material
+alteration. The edifice is full of monuments of the queens and
+kings of the ancient race of Valdemar, as well as of those of the
+present dynasty. Some of the earliest sovereigns are inclosed within
+the shafts of the pillars, or in the walls themselves; a mode of
+sepulture, it would appear, as honourable as it is singular, since
+we find amongst the immured the great _Svend Etridsen_, and other
+renowned and pious benefactors of the church. In front of the
+altar is the simple sarcophagus of Margaret, the great queen of
+Scandinavia, erected by her successor, Eric the Pomeranian. The
+queen is represented lying at full length, with her hands devoutly
+folded on her breast. At this sarcophagus our author lingers for a
+moment to express sentiments which would have brought down upon him
+the anathemas of the good John Knox, could that pious queen-hater
+but have heard them. Mr Kohl defies you to produce, from the number
+of royal ladies who have held supreme power in the world, one
+instance of inadequacy and feebleness. Every where, he insists,
+examples of female nobility and strength of character are found
+linked with the destinies of kings who have earned for themselves no
+better titles than those of the _faineant_ and the simple. The style
+of Roeskilde cathedral is pure Gothic; but in consequence of the
+additions which the _interior_ has received from time to time from
+kings and prelates, that portion of the edifice is more remarkable
+for historical interest than for purity of style or architectural
+beauty. One incident in connexion with this building must not
+be omitted. When Mr Kohl quitted the cathedral, he offered his
+cicerone a gratuity. The man respectfully declined accepting even
+the customary fees. The reason being asked of a Danish gentleman,
+the latter answered, that the man was a patriot, and proud of the
+historical monuments of his country; it would be degradation to take
+reward from a stranger who seemed so deeply interested in them.
+One would almost suspect that this honest fellow was _a verger of
+Westminster Abbey_!
+
+The church of St Kund, at Odense, was erected in honour of King
+Kund, murdered in the year 1100 in the church of St Alben, at
+Odense. The bones of the canonised were immured in the wall over
+the altar. Many sovereigns have been interred here. Indeed, it is a
+singular fact that the respective burial-places of every Christian
+king of Denmark, from the earliest times up to the present day,
+are traced without the slightest difficulty; whilst every heathen
+sovereign, of whom any historical record remains, lies buried
+beneath a mound within sight of Seire, the old heathen capital of
+the country. St Kund's church is of Gothic architecture. Amongst the
+many paintings that decorate its walls is one of a female, known as
+_Dandserinden_, or "The Dancer." She is the heroine of a tradition,
+met with under slightly modified forms in various parts of Denmark.
+It is to the following effect:--A young lady, of noble family, went
+accompanied by her mother to a ball; and being an indefatigable
+dancer, she declared to her parent, who bade her take rest, that she
+would not refuse to dance even though a certain gentleman himself
+should ask her as a partner. The words were scarcely uttered before
+a finely dressed youth made his appearance, held out his hand, and,
+with a profound obeisance, said, "Fair maiden, let us not tarry."
+The enthusiastic dancer accepted the proffered hand, and in an
+instant was with the moving throng. The music, at that moment,
+seemed inspired by some invisible power--the dancers whiled round
+and round, on and on, one after the other, whilst the standing
+guests looked upon all with dread horror. At length, the young
+lady grew pale--blood gushed from her mouth--she fell on the floor
+a corpse. But her partner, (we need not say who _he_ was,) first
+with a ghastly smile, then with a ringing laugh, seized her in his
+arms, and vanished with her through the floor. From that time she
+has been doomed to dance through the midnight hours, until she can
+find a knight bold enough to tread a measure with her. Regarding the
+sequel, however, there are a number of versions.
+
+Mr Kohl's volume adverts cursorily to the many institutions still
+existing in Denmark, which owe their origin to the days of Roman
+Catholicism, and have been formed upon the model of Catholic
+establishments. Several _Froekenstifts_, or lay nunneries, are
+still in being. They are either qualifications of some ancient
+monastic foundation, or they have been endowed from time to time
+by royal or private munificence. Each house has a lady superior,
+who is either chosen by the king or queen, or succeeds to the
+office by right of birth--some noble families having, in return
+for large endowments, a perpetual advowson for a daughter of the
+house. At these _Froekenstifts_, none but ladies of noble birth
+can obtain fellowships. As a large number of such noble ladies
+are far from wealthy, a comfortable home and a moderate salary
+are no small advantages. A constant residence within the cloister
+is not incumbent upon the "fellows;" but a requisition, generally
+attached to each presentation, obliges them to live in their _stift_
+for a certain number of weeks annually. The practice of founding
+institutions for ladies of noble birth has risen naturally in a
+country where _family_ is every thing, and wealth is comparatively
+small: where it is esteemed less degrading to live on royal bounty
+than to enter upon an occupation not derogatory to any but noble
+blood. The system of _pensioning_ in Denmark is a barrier to real
+national prosperity. Independence, self-respect, every consideration
+is lost sight of in the monstrous notion, that it is beneath a
+high-born man to earn his living by an honourable profession.
+Diplomacy, the army, and navy, are the three limited careers open
+to the aristocracy of Denmark; and since the country is poor, and
+the nobility, in their pride, rarely or never enrich themselves by
+plebeian alliances, it follows, of course, that a whole host of
+younger brothers, and a countless array of married and unmarried
+patricians, must fall back upon the bounty of the sovereign,
+administered in one shape or another. The Church and Law are made
+over to the middle classes. To such an extent is pride of birth
+carried, that without a title no one can be received at Court. In
+order, therefore, to admit such as are excluded by the want of
+hereditary rank, honorary but the most absurd titles are created.
+"_Glatsraad_," "_Conferenceraad_," Councillor of State, Councillor
+of Conference, carry with them no duties or responsibilities, but
+they obtain for their possessors the right of _entree_, otherwise
+unattainable. In Germany, the titles of the people, from the
+under-turnpike-keeper's-assistant's lady, up to the wife of the
+lord with a hundred tails, are amusing enough. They have been
+sufficiently ridiculed by Kotzebue; but the distinctions of Denmark
+go far beyond them. A lady, whose husband holds the rank of major
+(and upwards) in the army, or of captain (and upwards) in the navy,
+or is of noble birth, is styled a _Frue_; her daughter is born a
+_Froeken_: but the wife of a private individual, with no blood worth
+the naming in her veins, is simply _Madame_, and her daughter's
+_Jomfrue_. You might as easily pull down Gibraltar as the prejudice
+which maintains those petty and frivolous distinctions. It is highly
+diverting to witness the painful distress of Mr Kohl at hearing
+ladies of noble birth addressed as _Frue Brahe_, _Frue Rosenkrands_,
+instead of by the sublime title of _Gnaedige Frau_, eternally in the
+mouths of his own title-loving countrymen. It is singular, however,
+that whilst the Danes are so tenacious of honorary appellations,
+they are without those constant quantities, the _von_ and _de_
+of Germany and France. The _Sture_, the _Axe_, the _Trolle_, and
+the other nobles who, for ages, lived like kings in Denmark, were
+without a prefix to their names. _Greve_ and _Baron_ are words of
+comparatively modern introduction.
+
+There are about twenty high fiefs in Denmark--the title to hold one
+of these lordships, which bring with them many important privileges,
+being the possession of a certain amount of land, rated at the
+value of the corn it will produce. The owners are exempt from all
+payment of taxes, not only on their fiefs, but on their other
+lands: they have the supervision of officials in the district:
+are exempted from arrest or summons before an inferior court, to
+which the lesser nobility are liable; and they enjoy the right of
+appropriating to their own use all treasures found under the earth
+in their lordships. Next to these come the baronial fiefs; then
+the _stammehuser_, or houses of noble stock, all rated according
+to various measures of corn as the supposed amount of the land's
+produce; all other seats or estates are called _Gaarde_, Courts,
+or _Godser_, estates. The country residences of the nobility are
+strikingly elegant and tasteful. They are surrounded by lawns and
+parks in the English fashion, and often contain large collections
+of paintings and extensive libraries. Along the upper corridors
+of the country residences of the nobility are ranged large wooden
+chests, (termed _Kister_,) containing the household linen, kept in
+the most scrupulous order. Many of these _Kister_ are extremely
+ancient, and richly carved in oak. Every peasant family, too, has
+its _Kiste_, which holds the chief place in the sitting-room, and
+is filled with all the treasure, as well as all the linen, of
+the household. Amongst other lordly structures, Mr Kohl visited
+_Gysselfelt_,[3] near Nestned in Zealand. It was built in 1540
+by Peter Oxe, and still stands a perfect representation of the
+fortresses of the time. Its fosses yet surround it--the drawbridges
+are unaltered: and, round the roof, at equal distances, are the
+solid stone pipes from which boiling water or pitch has often been
+poured upon the heads of the assailants below. In the vicinity
+of this castle is _Bregentned_, the princely residence of the
+Counts _Moltke_. The _Moltke_ are esteemed the richest family in
+Denmark. Their ancestors having munificently endowed several lay
+nunneries, the eldest daughter of the house is born abbess-elect
+of the convent of _Gysselfelt_: the eldest son is addressed always
+as "His Excellence." The splendid garden, the fine collection of
+antiquities, the costly furniture and appointments that distinguish
+the abode at _Bregentned_ send Mr Kohl into ecstasies. He is equally
+charmed by the sight of a few cottages actually erected by the fair
+hands of the noble daughters of the House of Moltke. The truth is,
+Mr Kohl, republican as he is, is unequal to the sight of any thing
+connected with nobility. The work of a noble hand, the poor daub
+representing a royal individual, throws him immediately into a fever
+of excitement, and dooms his reader to whole pages of the most
+prosaic eloquence.
+
+ [3] Whilst in this neighbourhood, Mr Kohl should have explored
+ the Gunderler Wood, where stone circles and earth mounds are yet
+ carefully preserved, marking the site of one of the principal places
+ of sacrifice in heathen times. At _Gysselfelt_, a lay nunnery
+ exists, founded as recently as the year 1799.
+
+The condition of the peasantry of Denmark is described as much
+better--as indeed it is--than that of the labourers of any other
+country. If there is no superabundance of wealth in Denmark, there
+is likewise no evidence of abject poverty. The terms upon which the
+peasants hold their farms from the landed proprietors are by no
+means heavy; and their houses, their manner of dressing, and their
+merry-makings, of themselves certify that their position is easy,
+and may well bear a comparison with that of their brethren of other
+countries. Within the last twenty years, great improvements have
+been effected in agriculture, and the best English machines are now
+in common use amongst the labourers.
+
+Upon the moral and political condition of the Danish people at
+large, we will postpone all reflections, until the appearance of
+Mr Kohl's remaining volumes. We take leave of volume one, with
+the hope that the sequel of the work will faithfully furnish such
+interesting particulars as the readers of Mr Kohl have a right to
+demand, and he, if he be an intelligent traveller, has it in his
+power to supply. We do not say that this first instalment is without
+interest. It contains by far too much desultory digression; it has
+more than a sprinkling of German prosing and egotism: but many of
+its pages may be read with advantage and instruction. If the work is
+ever translated, the translator, if he hope to please the English
+reader, must take his pen in one hand and his shears in the other.
+
+
+
+
+LORD METCALFE'S GOVERNMENT OF JAMAICA.
+
+
+The death of Lord Metcalfe excited one universal feeling--that his
+country had lost a statesman whom she regarded with the highest
+admiration, and the warmest gratitude. The _Times_, and the other
+public journals, in expressing that feeling, could only give a
+general and abridged memoir of this great and good man. Every part
+of his public life--and that life commencing at an unusually early
+period--stamps him with the reputation of a statesman endowed in
+an eminent degree with all the qualities which would enable him
+to discharge the most arduous and responsible duties. Every part
+of it presents an example, and abounds in materials, from which
+public men may derive lessons of the most practical wisdom, and
+the soundest rules for their political conduct. His whole life
+should be portrayed by a faithful biographer, who had an intimate
+acquaintance with all the peculiar circumstances which constituted
+the critical, arduous, and responsible character of the trusts
+committed to him, and which called for the most active exercise of
+the great qualities which he possessed. That part of it which was
+passed in administering the government of Jamaica, is alone selected
+for comment in the following pages. It is a part, short indeed as
+to its space, but of sufficient duration to have justly entitled
+him, if he had distinguished himself by no other public service, to
+rank amongst the most eminent of those, who have regarded their high
+intellectual and moral endowments as bestowed for the purpose of
+enabling them to confer the greatest and most enduring benefits on
+their country, and who have actively and successfully devoted those
+qualities to that noble purpose.
+
+No just estimate of the nature, extent, and value of that service,
+and of those endowments, can be formed, without recalling the
+peculiar difficulties with which Lord Metcalfe had to contend, and
+which he so successfully surmounted, in administering the government
+of Jamaica.
+
+The only part of colonial society known in England, consisted of
+those West Indian proprietors who were resident here. They were
+highly educated--their stations were elevated--their wealth was
+great, attracting attention, and sometimes offending, by its
+display. It was a very prevalent supposition, that they constituted
+the whole of what was valuable, or wealthy, or respectable in
+West Indian colonial society; that those who were resident in the
+colonies could have no claim to either of these descriptions; and
+that they were the mere hired managers of the properties of the
+West Indians resident in England. This notion was entertained by
+the government. The hospitable invitations from the West Indians
+in England, which a Governor on the eve of his departure for
+his colony accepted, served to impress it strongly on his mind.
+He proceeded to his government with too low an estimate of the
+character, attainments, respectability, and property of those who
+composed the community over whom he was to preside. The nobleman or
+general officer on whom the government had been bestowed, entered on
+his administration, familiar, indeed, with the Parliament of Great
+Britain, and with what Mr Burke calls "her imperial character, and
+her imperial rights," but little acquainted with, and still less
+disposed to recognise, the rights and privileges of the Colonial
+Assemblies, although those assemblies, in the estimation of the same
+great authority, so exceedingly resembled a parliament in all their
+forms, functions, and powers, that it was impossible they should
+not imbibe some idea of a similar authority. "Things could not be
+otherwise," he adds; "and English colonies must be had on those
+terms, or not had at all." He could not, as Mr Burke did, "look
+upon the imperial rights of Great Britain, and the privileges which
+the colonies ought to enjoy under these rights, to be just the most
+reconcilable things in the world."
+
+The colonists, whose Legislative Assemblies had from the
+earliest period of their history, in all which regarded their
+internal legislation, exercised the most valuable privileges of
+a representative government, would, on their part, feel that the
+preservation of those privileges not only constituted their security
+for the enjoyment of their civil and political rights as Englishmen,
+but must confer on them importance, and procure them respect in the
+estimation of the government of the parent state. Thus, on the one
+hand, a governor, in his zeal to maintain the imperial rights, from
+the jealousy with which he watched every proceeding of the Assembly,
+and his ignorance of their constitution and privileges, not
+unfrequently either invaded these privileges, or deemed an assertion
+of them to be an infringement of the rights of the Imperial
+Parliament. On the other hand, the Colonists, with no less jealousy,
+watched every proceeding of the governor which seemed to menace any
+invasion of the privileges of their Assemblies, and with no less
+zeal were prepared to vindicate and maintain them. The Governor and
+the Colonial Assembly regarded each other with feelings which not
+only prevented him from justly appreciating the motives and conduct
+of the resident colonists, but confirmed, and even increased the
+unfavourable impressions he had first entertained. His official
+communications enabled him to impart to and induce the government
+to adopt the same impressions. The influence of these feelings, in
+like manner, on Colonial Assemblies and colonists too frequently
+prevented them from justly appreciating the motives of the Governor,
+from making some allowance for his errors, and too readily brought
+them into collision with him.
+
+It cannot be denied that those impressions exercised on both sides
+of the Atlantic an influence so strong, as to betray itself in the
+communications and recommendations, and indeed in the whole policy
+of the government, as well as in the legislation of the colonies.
+
+This imperfect acquaintance with the character of the resident
+colonists, and the unfavourable impression with which the
+proceedings and motives of their Legislative Assemblies were
+regarded, prevailed amongst the public in Great Britain.
+
+The colonial proprietors resident in Great Britain felt little
+sympathy, either with the colonial legislatures, or with those
+resident in the colonies. This want of sympathy may be attributed
+to a peculiarity which distinguished the planters of British from
+those of other European colonies. The latter considered the colony
+in which they resided as their home. The former regarded their
+residence in it as temporary. They looked to the parent state as
+their only home, and all their acquisitions were made with a view to
+enjoyment in that home. This feeling accompanied them to England.
+It was imbibed by their families and their descendants. The colony,
+which had been the source of their wealth and rank, was not, as
+she ought to have been, the object of their grateful affection.
+They regarded with indifference her institutions, her legislature,
+her resident community. From this want of sympathy, or from the
+want of requisite information, they made no effort to remove the
+unfavourable impressions with which the executive Government and
+the Assemblies regarded each other, or to promote the establishment
+of their relations in mutual conciliation and confidence.
+
+Another cause operated very powerfully in exciting a strong
+prejudice against the inhabitants of our West Indian colonies. The
+feeling which was naturally entertained against the slave trade and
+slave colonies was transferred to the resident colonists, and almost
+exclusively to them. By a numerous and powerful party, slavery had
+been contemplated in itself, and in the relations and interests
+which it had created, and its abolition had been endeavoured to be
+effected as if it were the crime of the colonies _exclusively_. It
+was forgotten "that it was," to use the language of Lord Stowel,
+"in a peculiar manner the crime of England, where it had been
+instituted, fostered, and encouraged, even to an excess which some
+of the colonies in vain endeavoured to restrain." Besides the acts
+passed by the legislatures of Pennsylvania and South Carolina, when
+those were British colonies, we find that when the Assembly of
+Jamaica, in 1765, was passing an act to restrain the importation
+of slaves into the colony, the governor of Jamaica informed the
+Assembly of that island, that, consistently with his instructions,
+he could not give his assent to a bill for that purpose, which had
+then been read twice. In 1774, the Jamaica Assembly attempted to
+prevent the further importation, by an increase of duties thereon,
+and for this purpose passed two acts. The merchants of Bristol and
+Liverpool petitioned against their allowance. The Board of Trade
+made a report against them. The agent of Jamaica was heard against
+that report; but, upon the recommendation of the Privy Council,
+the acts were disallowed, and the disallowance was accompanied
+by an instruction to the governor, dated 28th February 1775, by
+which he was prohibited, "upon pain of being removed from his
+government," from giving his assent to any act by which the duties
+on the importation of slaves should be augmented--"on the ground,"
+as the instruction states, "that such duties were to the injury and
+oppression of the merchants of this kingdom and the obstruction of
+its commerce."
+
+The opposition to the abolition of the slave trade was that of
+the merchants and planters resident in England, and to their
+influence on the members of the colonial legislature must be
+attributed whatever opposition was offered by the latter. In
+the interval between the abolition of the slave trade and that
+of slavery, the feelings of prejudice against them grew still
+stronger. Every specific measure by which this party proposed to
+ameliorate the condition of the slaves, was accompanied by some
+degrading and disqualifying remarks on the conduct of the resident
+inhabitants. An act of individual guilt was treated as a proof of
+the general depravity of the whole community. In consequence of
+the enthusiastic ardour with which the abolition of slavery was
+pursued, all the proposed schemes of amelioration proceeded on the
+erroneous assumption, that the progress of civilisation and of
+moral and religious advancement ought to have been as rapid amongst
+the slave population of the colonies, as it had been in England
+and other parts of Europe. It was forgotten, that until the slave
+trade was abolished, the inherent iniquity of which was aggravated
+by the obstacle it afforded to the progress of civilisation, every
+attempt to diffuse moral and religious instruction was impeded and
+counteracted by the superstitions and vices which were constantly
+imported from Africa. Thus, instead of the conciliation which
+would have rendered the colonists as active and zealous, as they
+must always be the _only efficient_, promoters of amelioration,
+irritation was excited, and they were almost proscribed, and placed
+without the pale of all the generous and candid, and just and
+liberal feelings which characterise Englishmen.
+
+This state of public feeling operated most injuriously in retarding
+and preventing many measures of amelioration which would have been
+made in the slave codes of the several colonies.
+
+Jamaica experienced, in a greater degree than any other colony, the
+effects of those unfavourable impressions with which the motives
+and proceedings of her legislature were regarded, and of those
+feelings of distrust and suspicion which influenced the relations
+of the executive government and the Assembly. Her Assembly was more
+sensitive, more zealous, more tenacious than any other colony in
+vindicating the privileges of her legislature, whenever an attempt
+was made to violate them. The people of Jamaica, when that colony
+first formed part of the British empire, did not become subjects
+of England by conquest--they were by birth Englishmen, who, by
+the invitation and encouragement of their sovereign, retained
+possession of a country which its former inhabitants had abandoned.
+They carried with them to Jamaica all the rights and privileges
+of British-born subjects. The proclamation of Charles II. is not
+a grant, but a declaration, confirmation, and guarantee of those
+rights and privileges. The constitution of Jamaica is based on those
+rights and privileges. It is, to use the emphatic language of Mr
+Burke, in speaking of our North American colonies, "a constitution
+which, with the exception of the commercial restraints, has every
+characteristic of a free government. She has the express image of
+the British constitution. She has the substance. She has the right
+of taxing herself through her representatives in her Assembly. She
+has, in effect, the sole internal government of the colony."
+
+The history of the colony records many attempts of the governor and
+of the government to deprive her of that constitution, by violating
+the privileges of her Assembly; but it records also the success
+with which those attempts were resisted, and the full recognition
+of those privileges by the ample reparation which was made for
+their violation. That very success rendered the people of Jamaica
+still more jealous of those privileges, and more determined in the
+uncompromising firmness with which they maintained them. But it did
+not render the governors or the home government less jealous or
+less distrustful of the motives and proceedings of the Assembly.
+As the whole expense of her civil, military, and ecclesiastical
+establishment was defrayed by the colony, with the exception of the
+salaries of the bishop, archdeacon, and certain stipendiary curates;
+and as that expense, amounting to nearly L400,000, was annually
+raised by the Assembly, it might have been supposed that the power
+of stopping the supplies would have had its effect in creating more
+confidence and conciliation, but it may be doubted whether it did
+not produce a contrary effect.
+
+The feelings entertained by the government towards the colonies,
+were invoked by the intemperate advocates for the immediate
+abolition of slavery, as the justification of their unfounded
+representations of the tyranny and oppression with which the
+planters treated their slaves. Happily, that great act of atonement
+to humanity, the abolition of slavery, has been accomplished; but
+the faithful historian of our colonies, great as his detestation
+of slavery may and ought to be, will yet give a very different
+representation of the relation which subsisted between master and
+slave. He will represent the negroes on an estate to have considered
+themselves, and to have been considered by the proprietor, as
+part of his family; that this self-constituted relationship was
+accompanied by all the kindly feelings which dependence on the one
+hand, and protection on the other, could create; and that such was
+the confidence with which both classes regarded each other, that,
+with fearless security, the white man and his family retired to
+their beds, leaving the doors and windows of their houses unclosed.
+These kindly feelings, and that confidence, were at length impaired
+by the increasing attempts to render the employers the objects
+of hatred. At the latter end of 1831, a rebellion of the most
+appalling nature broke out amongst the slave population. A district
+of country, not less than forty miles in extent, was laid waste.
+Buildings and other property, to the amount of more than a million
+in value, exclusive of the crops, were destroyed.
+
+In 1833, the act for the abolition of slavery was passed; and
+it cannot be denied, that the feelings of distrust and jealousy
+with which government had so long regarded the Assembly and their
+constituents, accompanied its introduction, progress, and details.
+They accompanied also the legislative measures adopted by the
+Assembly for carrying into effect its provisions, and especially
+those for establishing and regulating the apprenticeship. The
+manner in which the relative rights and duties of master and
+apprentices were discharged, was watched and examined with the same
+unfavourable feelings as if there had existed a design to make
+the apprenticeship a cover for the revival of slavery--an object
+which, even had there been persons wicked enough to have desired it,
+could never have been accomplished. There were persons in Jamaica
+exercising a powerful influence over the minds of the apprentices,
+who proclaimed to them their belief, that it was the design of their
+masters to reduce them to slavery, and who appealed to the suspicion
+and jealousy of the government as justifying and confirming that
+belief. Such was the influence of those feelings, that two attempts
+were made in Parliament to abolish the apprenticeship. They were
+unsuccessful; but enough had been said and done to fill the minds
+of the apprentices with the greatest distrust and suspicion of
+their masters. In June 1838, the Assembly was especially convened
+for the purpose of abolishing it. The governor, as the organ of
+her Majesty's government, distinctly told the Assembly that it was
+impossible to continue the apprenticeship. "I pronounce it," he
+says, "physically impossible to maintain the apprenticeship, with
+any hope of successful agriculture." The state to which the colony
+had been reduced, is told in the answer of the Assembly to this
+address: "Jamaica does, indeed, require repose; and we anxiously
+hope, that should we determine to remove an unnatural servitude,
+we shall be left in the exercise of our constitutional privileges,
+without interference." The colony was thus compelled to abolish
+the apprenticeship, although it had formed part of the plan of
+emancipation--not only that it might contribute to the compensation
+awarded for the abolition of slavery, but that it might become that
+intermediate state which might prepare the apprentices for absolute
+and unrestricted freedom, and afford the aid of experience in such
+legislation as was adapted to their altered condition. It was again
+and again described by the Secretary of State for the colonies, in
+moving his resolutions, "to be necessary not only for the security
+of the master, but for the welfare of the slave." The apprenticeship
+was thus abruptly terminated two years before the expiration of the
+period fixed by the act of the Imperial Parliament for its duration,
+before any new system of legislation had been adopted, and when the
+emancipated population had been taught to regard the planters with
+far less kindly feelings than those which they entertained in their
+state of slavery.
+
+The difficulties and dangers with which the colony was now
+threatened were such as would have appalled any prudent man, and
+would render it no less his interest than his duty to assist the
+Assembly in surmounting them. It was, however, the misfortune of
+Jamaica that her governor, from infirmity of body and of temper,
+far from endeavouring to surmount or lessen, so greatly increased
+these difficulties and dangers, that it appeared scarcely possible
+to extricate the colony from them. His conduct in the session of
+November 1838 was so gross a violation of the rights and privileges
+of the Assembly, as to leave that body no other alternative but that
+of passing a resolution, by which they refused to proceed to any
+other business, except that of providing the supplies to maintain
+the faith of the island towards the public creditor, until they had
+obtained reparation for this violation.
+
+This course had obtained the sanction, not only of long usage and
+practice, but of the government of the parent state. The history
+of Jamaica abounds in numerous instances where governors, who had
+by their conduct given occasion for its adoption, had been either
+recalled, or ordered by the Executive Government to make such
+communication to the Assembly as had the character of being an
+atonement for the violation of their privileges, and an express
+recognition of them. Upon this resolution being passed, the governor
+prorogued the Assembly. On being re-assembled, they adhered to their
+former resolution. The governor dissolved the Assembly. A general
+election took place, when the same members who had composed the
+large majority concurring on that resolution, were re-elected, and
+even an addition made to their majority. The Assembly, as might be
+expected, on being convened, adhered to their former resolution. It
+was then prorogued until the 10th of July 1839. The government, upon
+the urgent recommendation of the governor, and influenced by his
+misrepresentations, proposed to Parliament a measure for suspending
+the functions of the Legislative Assembly. Unjustifiable and
+reprehensible as this measure was, yet it is only an act of justice
+to the government of that day to remember that it originated, not
+only in the recommendation of the governor, supported also by that
+of the two preceding governors of Jamaica, but was sanctioned, and
+indeed urged on it, by several influential Jamaica proprietors and
+merchants, resident in London. Indeed, until the bill had been some
+time in the House of Commons, it was doubtful whether it would be
+opposed by Sir Robert Peel and his adherents. The determination of
+several members who usually supported the government, to oppose a
+measure destructive of the representative part of the constitution
+of this great colony, enabled him and his party to defeat the
+bill on the second reading. The government being thus left in a
+minority, resigned; but the attempt of Sir Robert Peel to form a
+ministry having failed, the former government was restored, and they
+introduced another bill, equally objectionable in its principles,
+and equally destructive of the representative branch of the
+Jamaica constitution. An amendment was proposed on the part of Sir
+Robert Peel, by the party then considered Conservative; but as the
+amendment would leave the bill still inconsistent with the rights of
+this popular branch of the constitution, they were deprived of the
+support of those who had before united with them in their opposition
+to the first bill, and they were therefore left in a minority.
+The bill passed the House of Commons. The amendment, which had
+been rejected, was adopted by the House of Lords, and the bill was
+passed. The powerful speeches of Lords Lyndhurst and Brougham, and
+those of the other noble lords by whom the amendment was supported,
+afford abundant evidence that they disapproved of the principles of
+the bill, and were unanswered and unanswerable arguments for its
+rejection.
+
+Lord John Russell, and other members of the government, might well
+believe, and express their prediction, that such a bill would not
+satisfy the Assembly, but that they would still refuse to resume
+their legislation; and that in the next session the House must adopt
+the original measure.
+
+It was in the power of the ministry, without resorting to any
+measure of undue interference which could have furnished their
+opponents with any ground of censure, by passively leaving the
+administration of the government of the colony to its ordinary
+course, and adopting the ordinary means of selecting a governor,
+to have fulfilled their own prediction. They might thus have
+saved themselves from the taunt with which Sir Robert Peel, in
+the debate on the 16th January 1840, attributed the satisfactory
+manner in which the Assembly of Jamaica had resumed their
+legislative proceedings, to "the opinion of the ministers having
+been overruled." But the conduct of Lord John Russell, who had then
+accepted the seals of secretary for the colonies, was influenced
+by higher motives. He immediately applied himself to secure, by
+confidence, the cordial co-operation of the Assembly of Jamaica,
+in that legislation which should promote the best interests of all
+classes of the community. For the accomplishment of this object,
+he anxiously sought for a governor who united the discretion,
+the judgment, the temper and firmness, which would promote that
+confidence, and obtain that co-operation, and, at the same time,
+maintain the dignity of the executive, and the supremacy of
+Parliament.
+
+From no consideration of personal or political connexion, but purely
+from the conviction that Lord Metcalfe was eminently distinguished
+by these qualities, Lord John Russell offered to him the Government
+of Jamaica. He had just returned from the East Indies, where he
+had displayed the greatest ability, and met with almost unexampled
+success. He had scarcely tasted the sweets of the repose which
+he had promised himself. His acceptance of the Government was a
+sacrifice of that repose to his high sense of duty, and to the noble
+desire of rendering a great public service to his country.
+
+But to little purpose would such a character have been selected,
+and to little purpose would he have possessed those eminent
+qualities, if he had been sent to Jamaica with instructions which
+would have controled their exercise. A more wise, just, and liberal
+policy was adopted by the government. Lord Metcalfe was left with
+the full, free, unfettered power of accomplishing, in his own
+manner, and according to his own discretion, the great object of
+his administration. Of the spirit of his instructions, and of the
+discretion and powers confided to him, he gives his own description
+in his answer to an address which, on his return to England, was
+presented him by the Jamaica proprietors resident in London, "I was
+charged by her Majesty's government with a mission of peace and
+reconciliation."
+
+It is scarcely possible to conceive a public trust so full of
+difficulties, and requiring the possession and exercise of so
+many high and rare qualities for its successful discharge, as
+the Government of Jamaica at the time it was undertaken by Lord
+Metcalfe. Some account has been given of the difficulties which
+attended the government of every West Indian colony, and of those
+which were peculiar to that of Jamaica. It should be added, that the
+office of Governor, independently of the difficulties occasioned by
+any particular event, is itself of so peculiar a character as to
+require no inconsiderable share of temper and address as well as
+judgment. He is the representative of his Sovereign, invested with
+many of the executive powers of sovereignty. He must constantly
+by his conduct maintain the dignity of his Sovereign. He cannot,
+consistently with either the usages of his office or the habits of
+society, detach himself from the community over which he presides
+as the representative of his Sovereign. It is necessary for him to
+guard against a possibility of his frequent and familiar intercourse
+with individuals, impairing their respect for him and his authority,
+and, at the same time, not deprive himself of the friendly
+disposition and confidence on their part which that intercourse may
+enable him to obtain. Especially must he prevent any knowledge of
+the motives and views of individuals with which this intercourse
+may supply him, from exercising too great, or, indeed, any apparent
+influence on his public conduct. It will be seen how well qualified
+Lord Metcalfe was to surmount, and how successfully he did surmount,
+all these difficulties.
+
+It has been stated, that the bill, even with the amendment it
+received in the House of Lords, was so inconsistent with the
+constitutional rights of Jamaica, that it was apprehended there
+would be great reluctance on the part of the Assembly to resume
+the exercise of its legislative functions. Considerations, which
+did honour to the character of that body, induced the members to
+overcome that reluctance, even before they had practical experience
+of the judicious and conciliatory conduct of Lord Metcalfe, and of
+the spirit in which he intended to administer his government. There
+was a party of noblemen and gentlemen, possessing considerable
+property in Jamaica, and of great influence in England, at the head
+of whom was that excellent man, the late Earl of Harewood, who had
+given their most cordial support, in and out of Parliament, to the
+agent of the colony in his opposition to the measure for suspending
+the legislative functions of the Assembly. They had thus acquired
+strong claims on the grateful attention of the legislature of
+Jamaica. In an earnest and affectionate appeal to the Assembly,
+they urged that body to resume its legislation. The Assembly and
+its constituents, with the generosity which has ever distinguished
+them, and with a grateful sense of the powerful support they had
+received from this party, felt the full force of their appeal.
+Lord Metcalfe, by his judicious conduct in relation to the bill,
+by the conciliatory spirit which his whole conduct on his arrival
+in Jamaica, and first meeting the Assembly, evinced, and by his
+success in impressing the members with the belief that her Majesty's
+government was influenced by the same spirit, inspired them with
+such confidence in the principles on which his government would be
+administered, that they did not insist on their objections to the
+bill, but resolved on resuming their legislation. They did resume
+it. "They gave him," to use his own language, "their hearty support
+and active co-operation in adopting and carrying into effect the
+views of her Majesty's government, and in passing laws adapted to
+the change which had taken place in the social relations of the
+inhabitants of Jamaica."
+
+Before we state the principles on which he so successfully conducted
+the government of Jamaica, and endeavour to represent the value
+of those services which, by its administration, he rendered to
+his country, we would select some of those qualities essential to
+constitute a great statesman, with which he was most richly endowed.
+He was entrusted with public duties of great responsibility at a
+very early period of life. Impressed with a deep sense of that
+responsibility, he felt that the faculties of his mind ought to
+be not only dedicated to the discharge of those duties, but that
+he ought to bestow on them that cultivation and improvement which
+could enable his country to derive the greatest benefit from them.
+He acquired the power of taking an enlarged and comprehensive view
+of all the bearings of every question which engaged his attention,
+and he exercised that power with great promptitude. He distinguished
+and separated with great facility and with great accuracy what was
+material from what was not in forming his judgment. He kept his
+mind always so well regulated, and its powers so entirely under
+his control--he preserved his temper so calm and unruffled--he
+resisted so successfully the approach of prejudice, that he was
+enabled to penetrate into the recesses of human conduct and motives,
+and to acquire the most intimate knowledge and the most practical
+experience of mankind.
+
+The acquisition of that experience is calculated to impress the
+statesman with an unfavourable opinion of his species, and to
+excite too general a feeling of distrust. This impression, unless
+its progress and effects are controlled, may exercise so great an
+influence as effectually to disable the judgment, frustrate the
+best intentions, and oppose so many obstacles as to render the
+noble character of a great and good statesman wholly unattainable.
+It is the part of wisdom no less than of benevolence, so far
+to control it, that it shall have no other effect than that of
+inducing caution, prudence, and circumspection. He will regard it
+as reminding him that those for whom he thinks and acts, are beings
+with the infirmities of our fallen nature; as teaching him to appeal
+to, and avail himself of the better feelings and motives of our
+nature; and, whenever it is practicable, to render those even of an
+opposite character the means of effecting good, and if that be not
+practicable, to correct and control them so as to deprive them of
+their baneful effects.
+
+Lord Metcalfe followed the dictates of his natural benevolence, no
+less than those of his excellent judgment, in applying to those
+purposes, and in this manner, his great knowledge and experience
+of mankind. Burke, who has been most truly called "the greatest
+philosopher in practice whom the world ever saw," has said, "that
+in the world we live in, distrust is but too necessary; some of
+old called it the very sinews of discretion. But what signify
+common-places, that always run parallel and equal? Distrust is
+good, or it is bad, according to our position and our purpose."
+Again, "there is a confidence necessary to human intercourse, and
+without which men are often more injured by their own suspicions,
+than they would be by the perfidy of others." No man knew better or
+made a more wise and judicious and successful application of these
+maxims of wisdom and benevolence than Lord Metcalfe. The grateful
+attachment of the community in which he lived abundantly proved that
+distrust, when it was required by his judgment, never impaired the
+kindness of his own disposition, or alienated from him the esteem
+and affection of others.
+
+The rock on which too often a governor has made shipwreck of his
+administration has been the selection of individuals or families on
+whom he bestowed his exclusive confidence. The jealousy and envy
+which this preference excited in others did not constitute the
+only or even the greatest part of the evil. The selected few were
+desirous of making themselves of importance, and inducing him to
+value their support as essential to the success of his government.
+With this view they attributed to others unfriendly feelings
+towards the governor which they never entertained, and endeavoured
+to persuade him that they themselves were the only persons on whom
+he could rely. Their professions betrayed him into the great error
+of too soon and too freely making them acquainted with the views
+and designs of his government. Lord Metcalfe was too wise and too
+just to have any favourites; towards all, he acted with a frankness,
+sincerity, and kindness which made all equally his friends. Lord
+Metcalfe united with singular equanimity of temper, an extraordinary
+degree of self-possession. He never was betrayed into an intimation
+of his opinions or intentions, if prudence required that they should
+not be known. The time when, and the extent to which such intimation
+should be given, were always the result of his previous deliberate
+judgment. But this reserve was accompanied with so much kindness
+and gentleness of manner, that it silenced any disappointment or
+mortification in not attaining that insight into his views which was
+sought. A short intercourse with Lord Metcalfe could not fail to
+satisfy the mind that any attempt to elicit from him opinions which
+he did not desire to impart, would be wholly fruitless.
+
+Another evil, no less injurious to the government than to the
+colony, was the hasty and imperfect estimate which governors formed
+of the motives and conduct of colonial legislatures. It had then
+been too frequent to represent those bodies as influenced by a
+hostile feeling, where no such feeling existed, and to exaggerate
+their difficulties in administering their government. Lord
+Metcalfe's administration was characterised by the candour with
+which he appreciated, the fidelity with which in his communications
+to her Majesty's government he represented, and the uncompromising
+honesty and firmness with which he vindicated the motives and
+acts of the Jamaica legislature, and repelled the prejudices, the
+misrepresentations, and calumnies by which it had been assailed.
+He brought to his administration, and never failed to evince, a
+constitutional respect for the institutions of the colony, and the
+strictest impartiality in maintaining the just rights of all classes
+of the community. Her Majesty's government continued to him that
+unlimited confidence he so well deserved, and left him to carry
+out his wise and beneficent principles of government. To cheer
+him in his noble undertaking, to bestow on the Assembly the most
+gratifying reward for their conduct, and to give them the highest
+assurance of the confidence of the government, the royal speech
+on the prorogation of Parliament contained her Majesty's gracious
+approbation of the disposition and proceedings of the legislature.
+
+So sound were the principles on which he administered the
+government--so firm and lasting was the confidence reposed in him
+by the assembly, that during his administration there was not the
+slightest interruption of the most perfect harmony between him and
+the different branches of the legislature. He had the satisfaction
+of witnessing a most beneficent change in the manner, the care,
+and spirit in which the acts of the colonial legislature were
+examined, objections to them treated, and amendments required, by
+the government. The acts were not, as before, at once disallowed;
+but the proposed amendments were made the subjects of recommendation
+by communications to the legislature from the governor. The Assembly
+felt this change, and met it in a corresponding spirit, which
+readily disposed them to adopt the recommendations of the government.
+
+Having fully and effectually accomplished the noble and Christian
+purpose with which he undertook the arduous duties of the
+government, he resigned it in June 1842. The state in which he left
+Jamaica, contrasted with that in which he found the colony on the
+commencement of his administration, was his rich reward. He came
+to Jamaica at a time when her legislation was suspended, mutual
+feelings of distrust and jealousy disturbing not only the relation
+between the governor and the legislature, but all the social
+relations in the colony; when laws were required for the altered
+state of society, and when the tranquillity and existence of the
+colony were placed in the greatest jeopardy. When he resigned the
+government, there had been effected a perfect reconciliation of the
+colony and the mother country; order and harmony, and good feeling
+amongst all classes had been restored; legislation had been resumed,
+laws had been passed adapted to the change which had taken place in
+the social relations of the inhabitants; and the cordial and active
+co-operation of the legislature had been afforded, notwithstanding
+the financial difficulties of the colony, in extending at a great
+cost the means of religious and moral instruction, and in making
+the most valuable improvements in the judicial system. He quitted
+the shores of Jamaica beloved, respected, and revered, with a
+gratitude and real attachment which few public men ever experienced.
+The inhabitants of Jamaica raised to him a monument which might
+mark their grateful homage to his memory. But there is engraven
+on the hearts of the public of Jamaica another memorial, in the
+affectionate gratitude and esteem with which they will feel the
+enduring blessings of his government, and recall his Christian
+charity, ever largely exercised in alleviating individual distress;
+his kindness and condescension in private life; and his munificent
+support of all their religious and charitable institutions, and of
+every undertaking which could promote the prosperity and happiness
+of the colony.
+
+On Lord Metcalfe's arrival in England, a numerous meeting of the
+Jamaica proprietors and merchants was held, and an address presented
+to him, in which they offered him the tribute of their warmest
+and sincerest gratitude for the benefits which he had conferred
+on the colony "by the eminent talents, the wise, and just, and
+liberal principles which made his administration of the government
+a blessing to the colony, and had secured him the affection of all
+classes of the inhabitants, as well as the high approbation of his
+sovereign."
+
+His answer to that address was a beautiful illustration of
+the unaffected modesty, of the kindness and benevolence of
+his disposition, and of the principles which influenced his
+administration. "Charged by her Majesty's government with a mission
+of peace and reconciliation, I was received in Jamaica with open
+arms. The duties which I had to perform were obvious; my first
+proceedings were naturally watched with anxiety; but as they
+indicated good-will and a fair spirit, I obtained hearty support and
+co-operation. My task in acting along with the spirit which animated
+the colony was easy. Internal differences were adjusted--either by
+being left to the natural progress of affairs, during which the
+respective parties were enabled to apprehend their real interests;
+or by mild endeavours to promote harmony, and discourage dissension.
+The loyalty, the good sense, and good feeling of the colony did
+every thing."
+
+The beneficial effects of his administration did not cease on his
+resignation. The principles on which he had conducted it, were
+such, that an adherence to them could not fail to secure similar
+effects in every succeeding government. It was his great object
+to cultivate such mutual confidence and good feeling between her
+Majesty's government and the legislature, and all classes of the
+colony, as would influence and be apparent in the views and measures
+of the government, and as would secure the cordial co-operation
+of the legislature in adopting them. In promoting that object, he
+was ever anxious to supply the government with those means, which
+his local information and experience could alone furnish, of fully
+understanding and justly appreciating the views and measures of
+the Assembly. He was sensibly alive to whatever might impair the
+confidence of the government in that body. It was his desire to
+convey the most faithful representations himself, and to correct
+any misrepresentations conveyed by others. In a word, it was his
+constant object to keep the government fully and faithfully informed
+of all which would enable it to render justice to the colony.
+Until Lord Metcalfe's administration, her Majesty's government
+never understood, and never rightly appreciated, the motives and
+conduct of the legislature of Jamaica, and never did they know
+the confidence which might be bestowed on that legislature, and
+the all-powerful influence which, by means of that confidence,
+could be exercised on its legislation. The foundation for the
+most successful, because the most beneficial, government was thus
+permanently laid by Lord Metcalfe.
+
+Lord Elgin succeeded Lord Metcalfe as the governor of Jamaica. He
+had the wisdom to follow the example of his predecessor, and adopt
+his principles of government, and pursue the path which he had
+opened. His administration was uninterrupted by any misunderstanding
+between the executive government and the Assembly. It merited and
+received the approbation of his sovereign, and the gratitude of the
+colony.
+
+More than six years have elapsed since Lord Metcalfe entered on
+the government of Jamaica. During that space of time, in the
+former history of the colony, there were frequent dissolutions or
+prorogations caused by some dispute between the government and the
+Assembly, or between the different branches of the legislature.
+Since the appointment of Lord Metcalfe, no misunderstanding has
+arisen, but perfect harmony has prevailed amongst them. The
+principles of Lord Metcalfe, which established the relations between
+the government of the parent state and the various branches of the
+legislature of Jamaica, and between all classes of society there,
+in perfect confidence and good feeling, and entirely excluded
+distrust and suspicion, were so strongly recommended by the enduring
+success of his administration, that it is not possible to anticipate
+that they will ever be forgotten or abandoned. There can be no
+difficulties which may not be surmounted, and confidence can never
+be supplanted by distrust: there can be no governor of Jamaica whose
+administration will not have merited and received the approbation
+of his sovereign, and the gratitude of the colony, so long as he
+religiously follows the example, and adheres to the principles
+of Lord Metcalfe. By such an adherence to these principles,
+Jamaica will retain, not the remembrance alone of the wisdom, the
+justice, the benevolence of his administration, and the blessings
+it conferred, but she will enjoy, in every succeeding generation,
+the same administration, for although directed by another hand,
+it will be characterised by the sane wisdom, the same justice and
+beneficence, and confer on her the same blessings.
+
+But as the beneficent effects of his government are not limited in
+their duration to the time, so neither are they confined to the
+colony, in which it was administered. The same experience of its
+success, and the same considerations no less of interest than of
+duty, recommend and secure the adoption of its principles in the
+administration of the government of every other colony, as well as
+of Jamaica. Such was the impression with which the other British
+colonies regarded his administration in Jamaica. They considered
+that the same principles on which the government of Jamaica had
+been administered, would be adopted in the administration of their
+governments. Shortly after Lord Metcalfe's return from Jamaica, a
+numerous and influential body, interested in the other colonies,
+presented him with an address, expressing "the sentiments of
+gratitude and admiration with which they appreciated the ability,
+the impartiality, and the success of his administration of the
+government of Jamaica. They gratefully acknowledged his undeviating
+adherence to those just and liberal principles by which alone
+the relations between the parent state and the colonies can be
+maintained with the feelings essential to their mutual honour
+and welfare; and they expressed their conviction, that, as his
+administration must be the unerring guide for that of every other
+colony, so its benefits will extend to the whole colonial empire
+of Great Britain." Thus, by his administration of the government
+of one colony, during only the short space of two years, he laid
+the foundation for that permanent union of this and all the other
+colonies with the parent state, which would secure the welfare and
+happiness of the millions by whom they are inhabited, and add to the
+strength, the power, and splendour of the British empire.
+
+Such is a faint record of only two years of the distinguished
+public life of this great and good man. How few statesmen have ever
+furnished materials for such a record? What greater good can be
+desired for our country, than that the example of Lord Metcalfe,
+and his administration of Jamaica, may ever be "the guide-post and
+land-mark" in her councils for the government of all her colonies,
+and may ever exercise a predominant influence in the relations
+between them and the parent state?
+
+
+
+
+ANNALS AND ANTIQUITIES OF LONDON.
+
+ _An Antiquarian Ramble in the Streets of London; with Anecdotes
+ of their more celebrated Residents._ By J. T. SMITH, late Keeper
+ of the Prints and Drawings in the British Museum, Author of
+ _Nollekins and his Times_, &c.
+
+
+What is London? Walk into Lombard Street, and ask the Merchant;
+he will tell you at once--the Docks and the Custom-House, Lloyd's
+and the Bank, the Exchange, Royal or Stock. Drive your cab to
+the Carlton, and learn that it is Pall-mall and the Clubs, St
+James's and the Parks, Almack's and the Opera. Carry your question
+and your fee together to legal chambers, and be told that it is
+Westminster and Chancery Lane, Lincoln's Inn and the Temple. All
+that remains of mankind, that is not to be numbered in these several
+categories, will tell you it is a huge agglomeration of houses and
+shops, churches and theatres, markets and monuments, gas-pipes and
+paving-stones. Believe none--Yes, believe them all! We make our
+London, as we make our World, out of what attracts and interests
+ourselves. Few are they who behold in this vast metropolis a
+many-paged volume, abounding in instruction, offering to historian
+and philosopher, poet and antiquary, a luxuriant harvest and
+never-failing theme. We consider London, with reference to what
+it is and may become, not to what it has been. The present and
+the future occupy us to the exclusion of the past. We perambulate
+the great arteries of the Monster City, from Tyburn to Cornhill,
+from Whitechapel to the Wellington statue, and our minds receive
+no impression, save what is directly conveyed through our eyes; we
+pass, unheeding, a thousand places and objects rich in memories of
+bygone days, of strange and stirring events--great men long since
+deceased, and customs now long obsolete. We care not to dive into
+the narrow lanes and filthy alleys, where, in former centuries, sons
+of Genius and the Muses dwelt and starved; we seek not the dingy
+old taverns where the wit of our ancestors sparkled; upon the spot
+where a hero fell or a martyr perished, we pause not to gaze and
+to recall the memories of departed virtue and greatness. We are a
+matter-of-fact generation, too busy in money-getting to speculate
+upon the past. So crowded has the world become, that there is scarce
+standing-room; and even the lingering ghosts of olden times are
+elbowed and jostled aside. It is the triumph of the tangible and
+positive over the shadowy and poetical.
+
+Things which men will not seek, they often thankfully accept when
+brought to them in an attractive form and without trouble. Upon this
+calculation has the book before us been written. It is an attempt
+to convey, in amusing narrative, the history, ancient, mediaeval,
+and modern, of the streets and houses of London. For such a work,
+which necessarily partakes largely of the nature of a compilation,
+it is obvious that industry is more essential than talent--extensive
+reading than a brilliant pen. Both of industry and reading Mr Smith
+makes a respectable display, and therefore we shall not cavil at
+any minor deficiencies. His subject would have been better treated
+in a lighter and more detached form; and, in this respect, he
+might have taken a hint from an existing French work of a similar
+nature, relating to Paris. But his materials are too sterling and
+interesting to be spoiled by any slight mistake in the handling. He
+has accumulated a large mass of information, quotation, and extract;
+and although few persons may read his book continuously from
+beginning to end, very many, we are sure, will dip with pleasure and
+interest into its pages.
+
+West and East would have been no inappropriate title for Mr Smith's
+twin volumes. In the first, he keeps on the Court side of Temple
+Bar; the second he devotes to the City. As may be supposed, the
+former is the more sprightly and piquant chronicle; but the latter
+does not yield to it in striking records and interesting historical
+facts. Let us accompany the antiquarian on his first ramble, from
+Hyde Park Corner to Charing Cross, starting from Apsley House, of
+which, although scarcely included in the design of his work, as
+announced on the title-page, he gives, as of various other modern
+buildings, a concise account.
+
+How few individuals of the human tide that daily flows and ebbs
+along Piccadilly are aware, that within a century that aristocratic
+quarter was a most disreputable outlet from London. The ground now
+covered with ranges of palaces, the snug and select district of
+May Fair, dear to opulent dowagers and luxurious _celibataires_,
+was occupied, but a short hundred years since, by a few detached
+dwellings in extensive gardens, and by a far larger number of low
+taverns. Some of these, as the White Horse and Half Moon, have
+given their names to the streets to which their bowling-greens and
+skittle-alleys tardily gave way. The Sunday excursions of the lower
+orders were then more circumscribed than at present; and these
+Piccadilly publics were much resorted to on the Sabbath, in the
+manner of a country excursion; for Piccadilly was then the country.
+"Among the advertisements of sales by auction in the original
+edition of the _Spectator_, in folio, published in 1711, the mansion
+of Streater, jun., is advertised as _his country house_, being near
+Bolton Row, in Piccadilly; his town residence was in Gerrard Street,
+Soho." The taverns nearest to Hyde Park were chiefly patronised by
+the soldiers, particularly, we are informed, on review days, when
+they sat in rows upon wooden benches, placed in the street for their
+accommodation, combing, soaping, and powdering each other's hair.
+The bad character of the neighbourhood, and perhaps, also, the
+nuisance of May Fair, which lasted for fifteen days, and was not
+abolished till 1708, prevented the ground from increasing in value;
+and accordingly we find that Mr Shepherd, after whom Shepherd's
+Market was named, offered for sale, as late as the year 1750,
+his freehold mansion in Curzon Street, and its adjacent gardens,
+for five hundred pounds. At that price it was subsequently sold.
+Houses there were, however, in the then despised neighbourhood
+of Piccadilly, of high value; but it arose from their intrinsic
+magnificence, which counterbalanced the disadvantages of situation.
+Evelyn mentions having visited Lord John Berkeley at his stately
+new house, which was said to have cost thirty thousand pounds, and
+had a cedar staircase. He greatly commends the gardens, and says
+that he advised the planting of certain holly-hedges on the terrace.
+Stratton Street was built on the Berkeley estate, and so named in
+compliment to the Stratton line of that family. At what is now
+the south end of Albemarle Street, stood Clarendon House, built,
+as Bishop Burnet tells us, on a piece of ground granted to Lord
+Clarendon by Charles II. The Earl wished to have a plain ordinary
+house, but those he employed preferred erecting a palace, whose
+total cost amounted to fifty thousand pounds.
+
+"During the war," says the Bishop, "and in the plague year, he had
+about three hundred men at work, which he thought would have been an
+acceptable thing, when so many men were kept at work, and so much
+money, as was duly paid, circulated about. But it had a contrary
+effect: it raised a great outcry against him." The sale of Dunkirk
+to the French for four hundred thousand pounds, had taken place only
+three years before, and was still fresh in men's minds. The odium of
+this transaction fell chiefly on Lord Clarendon, who was accused of
+pocketing a share of its profits; and the people gave the name of
+Dunkirk House to his new mansion. Others called it Holland House,
+thereby insinuating that it was built with bribes received from the
+Dutch, with whom this country then waged a disastrous war. In spite
+of popular outcry, however, the house was completed in 1667, the
+year of Clarendon's disgrace and banishment. Fifteen years later,
+after his death, his heir sold the place to the Duke of Albemarle
+for twenty-five thousand pounds, just half what it cost; and the
+Duke parted with it for ten thousand more. Finally, it was pulled
+down to make room for Albemarle and Stafford Streets; of which
+latter, as appears from old plans of London, the centre of Clarendon
+House occupied the entire site.
+
+Piccadilly was formerly the headquarters of the makers of leaden
+figures. The first yard for this worthless description of statues
+was founded by John Van Nost, one of the numerous train of Dutchmen
+who followed William III. to England. His establishment soon had
+imitators and rivals; and, in 1740, there were four of these
+figure-yards in Piccadilly, all driving a flourishing trade in
+their leaden lumber. The statues were as large as life, and often
+painted. "They consisted of Punch, Harlequin, Columbine, and other
+pantomimical characters; mowers whetting their scythes, haymakers
+resting on their rakes, gamekeepers in the act of shooting, and
+_Roman_ soldiers with _firelocks_; but, above all, that of a
+kneeling African with a sundial upon his head, found the most
+extensive sale." Copies from the antique were also there, and had
+many admirers; but the unsuitableness of the heavy and pliable
+material was soon discovered, and, after a brief existence, the
+figure-yards died a natural death.
+
+On the etymology of the word Piccadilly, Mr Smith expends much
+erudite research, without, as it appears to us, arriving at a
+very definite or satisfactory conclusion. A pickadill is defined
+by Blount, in his _Glossography_, as "the round hem of a garment,
+or other thing; also a kinde of stiff collar, made in fashion of
+a band." Hence Mr Smith infers, that the famous ordinary near St
+James's, which first bore the name of Piccadilly, may have received
+it because at that time it was the outmost or skirt-house of the
+suburb. The derivation is ingenious, but rather far-fetched. Another
+notion is, that a certain Higgin, a tailor, who built the house,
+had acquired his money by the manufacture of pickadills, then in
+great vogue. The orthography of the name has varied considerably.
+Evelyn mentions in his memoirs, that, as one of the commissioners
+for reforming the buildings and streets of London, he ordered the
+paving of the road from St James's North, "which was a quagmire,"
+and likewise of the Haymarket about "Pigudello." In the same year,
+however, 1662, it is found inscribed in tradesmen's tokens as
+Pickadilla; and this appears to be the most ancient mode of spelling
+it. In _Gerard's Herbal_, published in the reign of Queen Elizabeth,
+(1596,) the author, talking of the "small wild buglosse," says
+that this little flower "growes upon the drie ditch bankes about
+Pickadilla."
+
+Where Bennet and Arlington Streets now stand, was formerly the
+celebrated mulberry gardens, referred to by Malone as a favourite
+haunt of Dryden, who loved to eat tarts there with his mistress,
+Anne Reeve. To the polite ears of the nineteenth century, the
+very name of a public garden is a sound of horror; and to see
+the cream of _the ton_ taking their evening lounge at Cremorne,
+or the "Royal Property," and battening upon mulberry tarts and
+sweetened wine, would excite as much astonishment as if we read in
+the _Moniteur_ that the Duchess of Orleans had led a _galop_ at
+Musard's masquerade. In the easy-going days of the second Charles,
+things were very different, and a fashionable company was wont to
+collect at the Mulberry Garden, to sit in its pleasant arbours,
+and feast upon cheesecakes and syllabubs. The ladies frequently
+went in masks, which was a great mode at that time, and one often
+adopted by the court dames to escape detection in the intrigues
+and mad pranks they so liberally permitted themselves. "In _The
+Humorous Lovers_, a comedy written by the Duke of Newcastle,[4] and
+published in 1677, the third scene of Act I. is in the Mulberry
+Garden. Baldman observes to Courtly, ''Tis a delicate plump wench;
+now, a blessing on the hearts of them that were the contrivers of
+this garden; this wilderness is the prettiest convenient place to
+woo a widow, Courtly.'" One can hardly fancy a wilderness in the
+heart of St James's, except of houses; but the one mentioned in the
+above passage had ceased to exist at the time the play appeared, at
+least as a place of public resort. Five years previously, the King
+had granted to Henry Earl of Arlington, "that whole piece or parcel
+of ground called the Mulberry Gardens, together with eight houses,
+with their appurtenances thereon," at a rent of twenty shillings per
+annum. Goring House, in which Mr Secretary Bennet, afterwards Earl
+of Arlington, resided, was probably one of these eight houses. Two
+years subsequently to the grant, it was burnt down, and the earl
+removed to Arlington House, which stood on the site of Buckingham
+Palace. Sheffield, Duke of Buckingham, bought the former, pulled it
+down in 1703, and erected a new mansion, which was sold to the crown
+by his son, and allotted, in 1775, as a residence for the Queen,
+instead of Somerset House.
+
+ [4] It was by the Duchess of Newcastle, according to Pepys, that
+ this play was written. In his Diary he says, under date of the
+ 11th April 1667:--"To Whitehall, thinking there to have seen the
+ Duchess of Newcastle coming this night to court to make a visit to
+ the Queen. The whole story of this lady is a romance, and all she
+ does is romantic. Her footmen in velvet coats, and herself in an
+ antique dress, as they say; and was the other day at her own play,
+ _The Humorous Lovers_, the most ridiculous thing that ever was
+ wrote, but yet she and her lord mightily pleased with it; and she
+ at the end made her respects to the players from her box, and did
+ give them thanks." This was the eccentric dame who kept a maid of
+ honour sitting up all night, to write down any bright idea or happy
+ inspiration by which she might be visited.
+
+We are glad to learn from Mr Smith, that there is a plan on foot
+for the removal of the confined, dirty, and unwholesome district
+between Buckingham Palace and Westminster Abbey, now one of the
+vilest parts of the metropolis, the favourite abode of thieves,
+beggars, pawnbrokers, and gin-sellers. The streets adjacent to the
+palace have at no time been of the most spacious or respectable
+description, although Pimlico is vastly improved from what it was
+in the days of Ben Jonson, who uses the name to express all that
+was lowest and most disreputable. In his play of _The Alchymist_,
+he says, "Gallants, men and women, and of all sorts, tag-rag and
+bob-tail, have been seen to flock here in threaves, these ten
+weeks, as to a second Hoxton or Pimlico." And again, "besides
+other gallants, oysterwomen, sailors' wives, tobacco-men--another
+Pimlico." _Apropos_ of the gin-palaces which have replaced the
+old-fashioned public-houses that abounded some twenty years ago
+in Westminster, Mr Smith makes a digression on the subject of
+drunkenness, and quotes some curious particulars from an old
+treatise, called _The London and Country Brewer_. "Our drunkenness,
+as a national vice," says the writer, "takes its date from the
+restoration of Charles the Second, or a few years later." It may
+be questioned whether drunkenness was not pretty well established
+as an English vice long before the period here referred to. We
+have the authority of various writers, however, for its having
+greatly increased about the time of the Stuarts' restoration. "A
+spirit of extravagant joy," says Burnet, in his _History of his
+own Times_, "spread over the nation. All ended in entertainments
+and drunkenness, which overrun the three kingdoms to such a
+degree, that it very much corrupted all their morals. Under the
+colour of drinking the King's health, there were great disorders,
+and much riot every where." This was no unnatural reaction after
+the stern austerity of the Protectorate. "As to the materials,
+(of drunkenness,") continues _The Brewer_, "beer and ale were
+considerable articles; they went a great way in the work at first,
+but were far from being sufficient; and then strong waters came into
+play. The occasion was this: In the Dutch wars it had been observed
+that the captains of the Hollanders' men-of-war, when they were
+about to engage with our ships, usually set a hogshead of brandy
+abroach afore the mast, and bid the men drink _sustick_, that they
+might fight _lustick_; and our poor seamen felt the force of the
+brandy to their cost. We were not long behind them; but suddenly
+after the war we began to abound in strong-water shops." Even
+the chandlers and the barber-surgeons kept stores of spirituous
+compounds, for the most part of exceeding bad quality, but sweetened
+and spiced, and temptingly displayed in rows of glass bottles, under
+Latin names of imposing sound. Aniseed-water was the favourite
+dram; until the French, finding out the newly-acquired taste of
+their old enemies, deluged the English markets with brandy, which
+was recommended by the physicians, and soon acquired universal
+popularity. It was sold about the streets in small measures, at a
+halfpenny and a penny each; and the consumption was prodigious,
+until a war broke out with France, when the supply of course
+stopped, and the poor were compelled to return to their _aqua vitae_
+and _aqua mirabilis_, or, better than either, to the ale-glass.
+When speaking of the royal cockpit at Whitehall, Mr Smith tells
+us of "Admiral M'Bride, a brave sailor of the old school, who
+constantly kept game-cocks on board his ship, and on the morning of
+an action, endeavoured, and that successfully, to animate his men by
+the spectacle of a cock-fight between decks." This, if not a very
+humane expedient, according to modern notions, was at any rate an
+improvement upon Dutch courage, with which British seamen of the
+present day would scorn to fortify themselves.
+
+St James's Park, originally a swamp, was first inclosed by Harry
+the Eighth, but little was done towards its improvement and
+embellishment until after the Restoration. It was within its
+precincts, that in July 1626 Lord Conway assembled the numerous
+and troublesome French retinue of Queen Henrietta Maria, and
+communicated to them the king's pleasure that they should
+immediately quit the country. The legion of hungry foreigners,
+including several priests and a boy bishop, scarcely of age, had
+hoped long to fatten upon English soil, and they received their
+dismissal with furious outcry and loud remonstrance. Their royal
+mistress also was greatly incensed, and broke several panes of glass
+with her fists, in no very queenly style. But Charles for once was
+resolute; the Frenchmen had, to use his own expressions, so dallied
+with his patience, and so highly affronted him, that he could no
+longer endure it. They found, however, all sorts of pretexts to
+delay their departure, claiming wages and perquisites which were
+not due, and alleging that they had debts in London, and could not
+go away till these were discharged. L'Estrange, in his Life of
+Charles I., and D'Israeli in his _Commentaries_, gives many curious
+particulars of the proceedings of this troop of bloodsuckers.
+Under pretence of perquisites, they pillaged the queen's wardrobe
+and jewel-case, not leaving her even a change of linen. The king
+accorded them a reasonable delay for their preparations, but
+at last he lost all patience, as will be seen by the following
+characteristic letter to the Duke of Buckingham, dated from Oaking,
+the 7th of August 1626:
+
+ "STEENIE,--I have received your letter by Dic Greame, (Sir
+ Richard Graham.) This is my answer: I command you to send all
+ the French away to-morrow out of the towne, if you can by fair
+ means, (but stike not long in disputing,) otherways force them
+ away, dryving them away lyke so manie wilde beastes, until ye
+ have shipped them, and so the devil goe with them. Let me heare
+ no answer, but of the performance of my command. So I rest your
+ faithful, constant, loving friend, C. R."
+
+Thereupon the debts of the obnoxious French were paid, their claims,
+both just and unjust, satisfied, presents given to some of them,
+and they set out for Dover, nearly forty coaches full. "As Madame
+St George, whose vivacity is always described as extremely French,
+was stepping into the boat, one of the mob could not resist the
+satisfaction of flinging a stone at her French cap. An English
+courtier, who was conducting her, instantly quitted his charge, ran
+the fellow through the body, and quietly returned to the boat. The
+man died on the spot, but no further notice appears to have been
+taken of the inconsiderate gallantry of the English courtier."
+
+The Stuarts were commonly plagued with the foreign attendants
+of their wives. When Charles the Second's spouse, Catherine of
+Braganza, arrived in England, she was escorted by a train of
+Portuguese ladies, who highly disgusted the king and his court,
+less, however, by their Papistry and greediness, than by their
+surpassing ugliness and obstinate adherence to the fashions of
+their country. "Six frights," says Anthony Hamilton in his memoirs
+of Count Grammont, "who called themselves maids of honour, and a
+duenna, another monster, who took the title of governess to these
+extraordinary beauties. Among the men were Francisco de Melo, and
+one Tauravedez, who called himself Don Pedro Francisco Correo
+de Silva, extremely handsome, but a greater fool than all the
+Portuguese put together; he was more vain of his names than his
+person; but the Duke of Buckingham, a still greater fool than he,
+though more addicted to raillery, gave him the name of Peter of
+the Wood. He was so enraged at this, that, after many fruitless
+complaints and ineffectual menaces, poor Pedro de Silva was
+obliged to leave England; while the happy duke kept possession of
+a Portuguese nymph more hideous than the queen's maids of honour,
+whom he had taken from him, as well as two of his names. Besides
+these, there were six chaplains, four bakers, a Jew perfumer, and a
+certain officer, probably without an office, who called himself her
+highness's barber." Evelyn also tells us, that "the queen arrived
+with a train of Portuguese ladies in their monstrous fardingals
+or guard-infantas, their complexions olivader, and sufficiently
+unagreeable;" and Lord Clarendon talks of "a numerous family of men
+and women, that were sent from Portugal"--the women "old and ugly
+and proud, incapable of any conversation with persons of quality and
+a liberal education; and they desired, and indeed had conspired so
+far to possess the queen herself, that she should neither learn the
+English language, nor use their habit, nor depart from the manners
+and fashions of her own country in any particulars." Although the
+Infanta herself was by no means ill-looking, her charms did not
+come up to those of the flattered portrait which her mother, the
+old Queen of Portugal, had sent to Charles; and it is possible that
+the selection of plain women for her retinue had been intentional,
+that their ugliness might serve as a foil to her moderate amount of
+beauty. After a short time, however, the majority of these uncomely
+Lusitanians were sent back to their native country.
+
+To return to Mr Smith and St James's Park. After his Restoration,
+Charles the Second, who, as worthy Thomas Blount says in his
+Boscobel, had been hunted to and fro like a "partridge upon the
+mountains," became very _casanier_, decidedly stay-at-home, in
+his habits, and cared little to absent himself from London and
+its vicinity. He had had buffeting and wandering enough in his
+youth, and, on ascending the throne of his unfortunate father,
+he thought of little besides making himself comfortable in his
+capital, careless of expense, which, even in his greatest need, he
+seems never to have calculated. He planted the avenues of the park,
+made a canal and an aviary for rare birds, which gave the name to
+Bird-Cage Walk. Amongst other freaks, and to provide for a witty
+Frenchman who amused him, he erected Duck Island into a government.
+Charles de St Denis, seigneur of St Evremond, who had been banished
+from France for a satire on Cardinal Mazarine, was the first and,
+it is believed, the last governor. He drew the salary attached
+to the appointment, which was certainly a more lucrative than
+honourable one for a man of his talents and reputation. According
+to Evelyn, Charles stored the park with "numerous flocks of fowle.
+There were also deer of several countries--white, spotted like
+leopards; antelopes, as elk, red deer, roebucks, staggs, Guinea
+grates, Arabian sheep," &c. In the Mall, also made by him, Charles
+played at ball and took his daily walk. "Here," says Colley Cibber,
+"Charles was often seen amid crowds of spectators, feeding his
+ducks and playing with his dogs, affable even with the meanest of
+his subjects." Mr Smith regrets the diminished affability and less
+accessible mood of sovereigns of the nineteenth century, although he
+admits that the populace of France and England are at the present
+day too rude for it to be advisable that kings and queens should
+walk amongst them with the easy familiarity of the second Charles.
+Of that there can be very little doubt. Even Charles, whose dislike
+of ceremony and restraint, and love of gossip and new faces, were
+cause, at least as much as any desire for popularity, that he thus
+mingled with the mob, occasionally experienced the disagreeables
+of his undignified manner of life. Aubrey the credulous, Mr Smith
+tells us, relates in his Miscellanies the following anecdote of
+an incident that occurred in the Park. "Avise Evans had a fungous
+nose, and said that it was revealed to him that the king's hand
+would cure him: and at the first coming of King Charles II. into St
+James's Park, he kissed the king's hand, and rubbed his nose with
+it, which disturbed the king, but cured him." It was whilst walking
+on the Mall that the pretended Popish plot of Oates and Bedloe was
+announced to Charles. "On the 12th of August 1678," says Hume,
+"one Kirby, a chemist, accosted the king as he was walking in the
+Park. 'Sir,' said he, 'keep within the company; your enemies have
+a design upon your life, and you may be shot in this very walk.'
+Being asked the reason of these strange speeches, he said that two
+men, called Grove and Pickering, had engaged to shoot the king, and
+Sir George Wakeman, the queen's physician, to poison him." Charles,
+unlike his grandfather, the timid James, was little apprehensive
+of assassination, and, when sauntering in the Park, preferred the
+society of two or three intimates to the attendance of a retinue.
+On one occasion, however, as a biographer has recorded, an impudent
+barber startled him from his usual happy _insouciance_. Accustomed
+to chat familiarly with his good-humoured master, the chin-scraper
+ventured to observe, whilst operating upon that of the king, that
+he considered no officer of the court had a more important trust
+than himself. "Why so, friend?" inquired the king. "Why," replied
+the barber, "I could cut your majesty's throat whenever I chose."
+Charles started up in consternation, swore that the very thought
+was treason, and the indiscreet man of razors was deprived of his
+delicate charge.
+
+In the _Daily Post_ for October 31st, 1728, is an order of the Board
+of Green Cloth for clearing St James's Park of the shoe-cleaners
+and other vagrants, and sending them to the House of Correction.
+This reminds us of what has often excited our surprise, the absence
+from the streets of London of an humble but very useful class of
+professionals, who abound in many continental towns, in all French
+ones of any size. Abundant ingenuity is displayed in London in the
+discovery and invention of strange and out-of-the-way employments.
+Men convert themselves into "animated sandwiches" by back and
+breastplates of board, encase themselves in gigantic bottles to
+set forth the merits of some famed specific or potent elixir, or
+walk about with advertisements printed on their coats, peripatetic
+fly-sheets, extolling the comfort and economy of halfpenny steamers,
+and of omnibuses at a penny a mile. Some sweep crossings, others
+hold horses; but none of the vast number of needy _industrials_
+who strain their wits to devise new means of obtaining their daily
+ration and nightly shelter, have as yet taken pattern by the French
+_decrotteur_ and German _stiefel-wichser_, and provided themselves
+for stock in trade with a three-legged stool, a brace of brushes,
+and a bottle of blacking. No one has been at Paris without finding
+the great convenience of the _ateliers de decrottage_ which abound
+in the passages and in the more frequented of the streets, where,
+for three or four _sous_, the lounger who has had boots and
+trousers bemired by rapid cab or lumbering _diligence_, is brushed
+and polished with unparalleled rapidity and dexterity. But a very
+moderate capital is required for the establishment of these temples
+of cleanliness, and we recommend the subject to the consideration of
+decayed railway "stags."
+
+"Duke Street Chapel, with a flight of steps leading to the Park,
+formed originally a wing of the mansion of the notorious Judge
+Jeffries. The house was built by him, and James the Second, as a
+mark of especial favour, allowed him to make an entry to the Park by
+the steps alluded to. The son of Jeffries inhabited it for a short
+time." It was this son and successor of the infamous Jeffries, who,
+with a party of rakes and debauchees, mohocks as they were at that
+time called, insulted the remains of the poet Dryden, and the grief
+of his widow. They happened to pass through Gerrard Street, Soho,
+when Dryden's remains were about to be conveyed from his house, No.
+43, in that street, to Westminster Abbey. Although it was in the
+daytime, Jeffries was drunk; he swore that Dryden should not be
+buried in so shabby a manner, (eighteen mourning coaches waited to
+form the procession,) and that he would see due honour done to his
+remains. After frightening Lady Elizabeth, who was ill in bed, into
+a fainting fit, these aristocratic ruffians stopped the funeral,
+and sent the body to an undertaker in Cheapside. The bishop waited
+several hours in Westminster Abbey, and at last went away. When
+Jeffries became sober, he had forgotten all about the matter, and
+refused to have any thing to do with the interment. The corpse lay
+unburied for three weeks. At last the benevolent Dr Garth had it
+taken to the College of Physicians, got up a subscription for the
+expenses of the funeral, and followed the body to Westminster Abbey.
+The poet's son challenged Jeffries, but Jeffries showed the white
+feather, and, to avoid personal chastisement, kept carefully out
+of the way for three years, when Charles Dryden was drowned near
+Windsor.
+
+Mr Smith is most indulgent to the blunders and blockheadism of our
+modern architects and monument-makers, far too much so, indeed,
+when he speaks approvingly of Trafalgar Square and its handsome
+fountains, and without positive disapprobation of the vile
+collection of clumsy buildings and ill-executed ornament defacing
+that site. There has been a deal of ink spilt upon this subject, and
+we have no intention of adding to the quantity, especially as there
+is no chance that any flow of fluid, however unlimited, shall blot
+out the square and its absurdities. But we defy any Englishman, with
+the smallest pretensions to taste, to pass Charing Cross without
+feelings of shame and disgust at the mismanagement and ignorance
+there manifest. Such an accumulation of clumsiness was surely never
+before witnessed. The wretched National Gallery with its absurd
+dome, crushed beneath the tall and symmetrical proportions of St
+Martin's portico, overtopped even by the private dwelling-houses
+in its vicinity; the dirty, ill-devised, and worse-executed
+fountains, with their would-be-gracefully curved basins, the steps
+and parapets, which give the whole place the appearance of an
+exaggerated child's toy. Well may foreigners shrug their shoulders,
+and smile at the public buildings of the great capital of Britain.
+A fatality attends all our efforts in that way. In regard to
+architecture and ornament, we pay more and are worse served than
+any body else. So habituated are we to failure in this respect,
+that when a public building is completed, scaffolding removed, and
+a fair view obtained, we wonder and exult if it is found free from
+glaring defects, and in no way particularly obnoxious to censure. As
+to its proving a thing to be proud of, to be gazed at and admired,
+and to be spoken of out of England, or even in England, after the
+fuss and ceremony of its inauguration is over, we never dream of
+such a thing. The negative merit of having avoided the ridiculous
+and the grotesque, is subject for satisfaction, almost for pride.
+Assuredly we love not to exalt other countries at the expense of our
+own, to draw invidious comparisons between things English and things
+foreign. But the difference between public buildings of modern
+erection in London and in Paris is so immense, that it can escape no
+one. Take, for instance, the Paris _Bourse_ and the London Exchange.
+The former, it has been objected, is out of character; a Greek
+temple is no fitting rendezvous for the sons of commerce; a less
+classic fane were more appropriate for the discussion of exchanges,
+for sales of cotton and muscovado. The objection, according to us,
+is flimsy and absurd, and must have originated with some Vandalic
+and prejudiced booby, with whom consistency was a monomania.
+Nevertheless we will, for argument's sake, admit its validity. Is
+that a reason that the traders and capitalists of London should meet
+in a building which, for heaviness and exaggerated solidity, rivals
+a South American Inquisition? Do the Barings and the Rothschilds
+anticipate an attack upon their strong boxes, and intend to stand a
+siege within the massive walls of the Royal Exchange? Assuredly the
+narrow doorways may easily be defended; for a time, at least, the
+ponderous walls will mock the cannonade. The curse of heaviness is
+upon our architects. There is total want of grace, and lightness,
+and airiness in all their works. Behold our new Senate House! Do
+its florid beauties and overdone decorations, unsparingly as they
+have been lavished, and convenient as they will doubtless be found
+as receptacles for bird's nests, contrast favourably with the
+elegant and dignified simplicity of the Chamber of Deputies? The
+two, it will be said, cannot be assimilated: the vast difference
+of size precludes a comparison. We reply, that the buildings are
+for the same purpose; but were they not, proportion at least should
+be observed. The Parliament House is far too low for its length.
+Want of elevation is the common fault, both in the ideas and in the
+productions of our architects.
+
+Are we more successful in statues than in buildings? Mr Smith has
+some sensible remarks on this score. Speaking of the equestrian
+statue of George III. in Cockspur Street, he says, that "critics
+object to the cocked hat and tie-wig in the royal figure; but,
+some ages hence, these abused parts will be the most valuable in
+the whole statue. It may very reasonably be asked, why an English
+gentleman should be represented in the dress of a Roman tribune?
+Let the man appear, even in a statue, in his habit as he lived; and
+whatever _we_ may say, posterity will be grateful to us. We should
+like to know exactly the ordinary walking-dress of Caesar or Brutus,
+and how they wore their hair; and we should not complain if they
+had cocked hats or periwigs, if we knew them to be exact copies of
+nature." It is certain that modern physiognomy rarely harmonises
+with ancient costume. What is to be said of the aspect of the "first
+gentleman of Europe," wrapped in his horsecloth, and astride on his
+bare-backed steed, in the aforesaid Square of Trafalgar? Assuredly
+nothing in commendation. There are portraits of Napoleon in classic
+drapery, and, even with his classically correct countenance, he
+looks a very ordinary, under-sized Roman. But, in his grey _capote_
+and small cocked hat, the characteristic is preserved, and we at
+once think of, and wonder at, the hero of Austerlitz and Marengo.
+
+Leicester Square, as Mr Smith justly observes, has more the
+appearance of the _Grande Place_ of some continental city than of
+a London square. The headquarters and chief rendezvous of aliens,
+especially of Frenchmen, it bears numerous and unmistakeable marks
+of its foreign occupancy. French hotels and restaurants replace
+taverns and chop-houses. French names are seen above shops;
+promises of French, German, and Spanish conversation, are read in
+the windows; and grimy-visaged, hirsute individuals, in plaited
+pantaloons and garments of eccentric cut, saunter, cigar in mouth,
+over the shabby pavement. It is curious to remark the different
+tone and station taken by English in Paris and French in London.
+In the former capital, nothing is too good for the intruding
+islanders. In the best and most expensive season, they throng
+thither, and strut about like lords of the soil, perfectly at home,
+and careless of the opinions of the people amongst whom they have
+condescended to come. The best houses are for their use; the most
+expensive shops are favoured with their custom; and if occasionally
+tormented by a troublesome consciousness of paying dearly for
+their importance, they easily console themselves by a malediction
+on the French _voleurs_, who thus take advantage of their long
+purses and open hands. How different is it with the Frenchman in
+London! He comes over, for the most part, at the dullest time of
+the year, in the autumn, when the town is foggy, and dreary, and
+empty; when the Parks are deserted, shutters shut, the theatres
+dull, and exhibitions closed. He has certain vague apprehensions of
+the tremendous expense entailed by a visit to the English capital.
+To avoid this, he makes a toil of a pleasure; wearies himself with
+economical calculations; and creeps into some inferior hotel or dull
+lodging-house, tempted by low prices and foreign announcements.
+We find French deputies abiding in Cranbourn Street, and counts
+contenting themselves with a garret at Pagliano's. Thence they
+perambulate westwards; and ignorant, or not choosing to remember,
+that London is out of town, and that they have selected the very
+worst possible season to visit it, they greatly marvel at the
+paucity of equipages, at the abundance of omnibuses and hack-cabs,
+and the scarcity of sunbeams; and return home to inform their
+friends that London is a _ville monstre_, with spacious streets,
+small houses, few amusements; very great, but very gloomy; and
+where the nearest approach to sunshine resembles the twinkling of a
+rushlight through a plate of blue earthenware.
+
+"The foreign appearance of Leicester Square is not of recent growth.
+It seems to have been the favourite resort of strangers and exiles
+ever since the place was built. Maitland, who wrote more than a
+hundred years ago, describing the parish of St Anne's, in which
+it is situate, says--'The fields in these parts being but lately
+converted into buildings, I have not discovered any thing of great
+antiquity in this parish. Many parts of it so greatly abound with
+French, that it is an easy matter for a stranger to imagine himself
+in France.'"
+
+Sydney Alley is named after the Earls of Leicester, who had their
+town-house on the north side of the square, where Leicester Place
+has since been opened. Elizabeth, Queen of Bohemia, daughter of
+James I., occupied, for some years, this residence of the Sydneys.
+She also inhabited a house in Drury Place, where Craven Street
+now stands, which was built for her by Lord Craven. It was called
+Bohemia House for many years afterwards, and at last became a
+tavern, at the sign of the Queen of Bohemia. "The Earl of Craven
+was thought to have been privately married to the queen, a woman of
+great sweetness of temper and amiability of manners--a universal
+favourite both in this country and Bohemia, where her gentleness
+acquired her the title of 'The Queen of Hearts.' By right of their
+descent from her, the House of Hanover ascended the throne of this
+kingdom." Lord Craven was the eldest son of Sir William Craven,
+lord-mayor of London in 1611. He fought under Gustavus Adolphus with
+great distinction, and returned to England at the Restoration, when
+Charles II. made him viscount and earl. He commanded a regiment of
+the guards until within three or four years of his death, which
+occurred in 1697, at the advanced age of eighty-five. "He was an
+excellent soldier," says the advertisement of his decease in No.
+301 of the _Postman_, "and served in the wars under Palsgrave of
+the Rhine, and also under the great Gustavus Adolphus, where he
+performed sundry warlike exploits to admiration; and, in a word, he
+was then in great renowne."
+
+However indifferently Leicester Square may at present be inhabited,
+and notwithstanding its long-standing reputation as a foreign
+colony, it has been the chosen abode of many distinguished men.
+Hogarth and Reynolds lived and died there. Hogarth's house is now
+part of the Sabloniere Hotel. Sir Joshua's was on the opposite side
+of the square; and both of them, especially the latter, were much
+resorted to by the wits and wise men of the day. Johnson, Boswell,
+and, at times, Goldsmith, were constant visitors to Reynolds. John
+Hunter, the anatomist, lived next-door to Hogarth's house; and in
+1725, Lords North and Grey, and Arthur Onslow, the Speaker, also
+inhabited this square. Leicester House, where the Queen of Bohemia
+lived, is called by Pennant the "pouting-place of princes." George
+II. retired thither when he quarrelled with his father; and his son
+Frederick, the father of George III., did the same thing for the
+same reason. Whilst Prince Frederick and the Princess of Wales lived
+there, they received the wedding visit of the Hon. John Spencer,
+ancestor of the present Earl Spencer, and of his bride, Miss Poyntz.
+Contrary to established etiquette, the bridal party went to visit
+the Prince before paying their respects to the King. They came in
+two carriages and a sedan chair; the latter, which was lined with
+white satin, contained the bride, and was preceded by a black page,
+and followed by three footmen in splendid liveries. The diamonds
+presented to Mr Spencer, on occasion of his marriage, by Sarah,
+Duchess of Marlborough, were worth one hundred thousand pounds. The
+bridegroom's shoe-buckles alone cost thirty thousand pounds. An old
+gentleman, born more than a century ago, from whom Mr Smith obtained
+some of these particulars, informed him, that about that time the
+neighbourhood was so thinly built, that when the heads of two men,
+executed for participation in the Scotch rebellion, were placed on
+Temple Bar, a man stood in Leicester Fields with a telescope, to
+give the boys a sight of them for a penny a-piece.
+
+A house in Leicester Fields was the scene of some of the
+eccentricities of that semi-civilised hero, Peter the Great of
+Russia. It belonged to the Earl of Aylesbury, and was inhabited,
+during the Czar's visit to this country, by the Marquis of
+Carmarthen, who gave a grand ball there, on the 2d April 1698, in
+honour of the imperial stranger. The Marquis was Peter's particular
+chum and boon companion, and the Czar preferred his society to
+all the gaieties and visitors that beset him during his residence
+in England. Peter was very shy of strangers, and when William the
+Third gave him a magnificent entertainment at St James's, he would
+not mix with the company, but begged to be put into a cupboard,
+whence he could see without being seen. He drank tremendously, and
+made Lord Carmathen do the same. Hot brandy, seasoned with pepper,
+was his favourite drink. Something strong he certainly required
+to digest his diet of train-oil and raw meats. On one occasion,
+when staying in Leicester Fields with the Marquis, he is said to
+have drunk a pint of brandy and a bottle of sherry before dinner,
+and eight bottles of sack after it, and then to have gone to the
+play, seemingly no whit the worse. He lodged in York Buildings, in
+a house overlooking the river, supposed by some to be that at the
+left-hand corner of Buckingham Street. A house in Norfolk Street
+also had the honour of sheltering him. "On Monday night," says No.
+411 of the _Postman_ "the Czar of Muscovy arrived from Holland, and
+went directly to the house prepared for him in Norfolk Street." His
+principal amusement was being rowed on the Thames between London
+and Deptford; and at last, in order to live quietly and avoid the
+hosts of visitors who poured in upon him, he took Admiral Benbow's
+house at the latter place. It stood on the ground now occupied by
+the Victualling Office, and was the property of the well-known John
+Evelyn.
+
+"Horne Tooke," says Mr Smith, "in his _Diversions of Purley_,
+derives the word Charing from the Saxon _Charan_, to turn; and the
+situation of the original village, on the bend or turning of the
+Thames, gives probability to this etymology." Every body knows that
+Charing, now so central a point, was once a little hamlet on the
+rural high-road between London and Westminster, and that the "Cross"
+was added to it by Edward the First, who, when escorting his wife's
+remains from Lincolnshire to Westminster Abbey, erected one at each
+place where the beloved corpse rested. The first cross, which was
+of wood, and probably of rude enough manufacture, gave way to one
+of stone, designed by Cavalini. About the middle of the seventeenth
+century, that period of puritanical intolerance, this was removed by
+order of the Commons' House, an order which the royalists took care
+to ridicule by song and lampoon. According to Lilly the astrologer
+and quack, the workmen were three months pulling it down, and some
+of the stones were used for the pavement before Whitehall. Others
+were made into knife-handles, and Lilly saw some of them which were
+polished and looked like marble. Those were days in which kingly
+memorials found as little favour as popish emblems; and after the
+death of Charles the First, the statue that now stands at Charing
+Cross, and which had been cast by Le Sueur in 1633 for the Earl of
+Arundel, was sold and ordered to be broken up. It was bought by one
+Rivet, a brazier, who, instead of breaking, buried it. This did not
+prevent the ingenious mechanic from making a large and immediate
+profit by the effigy of the martyred monarch; for he melted down
+old brass into knife and fork-handles, and sold them as proceeding
+from the King's statue. Roundheads and cavaliers all flocked to buy;
+the former desiring a trophy of their triumph, the latter eager to
+possess a memento of their lamented sovereign. In 1678, L70,000
+was voted by Parliament for the obsequies of Charles I., and for a
+monument to his memory, and with a portion of this sum, how large a
+one is not known, the statue was repurchased.
+
+The historian of the streets and houses of a great and ancient
+city, has, in many ways, a most difficult task to perform. Not only
+must he read much, observe closely, and diligently inquire, display
+ingenuity in deduction and judgment in selection, but he must be
+steadfast to resist temptation. For, assuredly, to the lover of
+antiquarian and historical lore, the temptation is immense, whilst
+culling materials from quaint old diaries, black-letter pamphlets,
+and venerable newspapers, to expatiate and extract at a length
+wholly inconsistent with the necessary limits of his work. Some
+writers are at pains to dilate their matter--his chief care must
+be to compress. What would fairly fill a sheet must be packed into
+a page--the pith and substance of a volume must be squeezed into a
+chapter. The diligent compiler should not be slightly considered by
+the creative and aspiring genius. Like the bee, he forms his small,
+rich store, from the fragrance of a thousand flowers--adopting the
+sweet, rejecting the nauseous and insipid. Nor must he dwell too
+long on any pet and particular blossom, lest what would please
+in due proportion should cloy by too large an admixture. To vary
+the metaphor, the writer of such a work as this _Antiquarian
+Ramble_, should be a sort of literary Soyer, mixing his materials
+so skilfully that the flavour of each is preserved, whilst not one
+unduly predominates. He must not prance off on a hobby, whether
+architectural, historical, social, or romantic, but relieve his
+cattle and his readers by jumping lightly and frequently from one
+saddle to another.
+
+How many books might be written upon the themes briefly glanced at
+in Mr Smith's book! Let us take, for instance, the places of public
+executions in London. Charing Cross was for centuries one of them,
+and its pillory was the most illustrious amongst the many that
+formerly graced the capital--illustrious by reason of the remarkable
+evil-doers who underwent ignominy in its wooden and unfriendly
+embrace. The notorious Titus Oates, and Parsons, the chief contriver
+of the Cock-Lane Ghost, were exposed in it. To the rough treatment
+which, in former days, sometimes succeeded exposure in the pillory,
+the following paragraph, from the _Daily Advertiser_ of the 11th
+June 1731, abundantly testifies:--"Yesterday Japhet Crook, _alias_
+Sir Peter Stranger, stood on the pillory for the space of one hour;
+after which he was seated in an elbow-chair, and the common hangman
+cut both his ears off with an incision knife, and showed them to
+the spectators, afterwards delivered them to Mr Watson, a sheriff's
+officer; then slit both his nostrils with a pair of scissors, and
+sear'd them with a hot iron, pursuant to his sentence. He had a
+surgeon to attend him to the pillory, who immediately applied things
+necessary to prevent the effusion of blood. He underwent it all with
+undaunted courage; afterwards went to the Ship tavern at Charing
+Cross, where he stayed some time; then was carried to the King's
+Bench Prison, to be confined there for life. During the time he
+was on the pillory he laughed, and denied the fact to the last."
+Petty punishments these, although barbarous enough, inflicted for
+paltry crimes upon mean malefactors. Criminals of a far higher grade
+had, previously to that, paid the penalty of their offences at the
+Cross of Charing. Hugh Peters, Cromwell's chaplain, was there hung,
+as were Scrope, Jones, Harrison, and others of the king-killers.
+Long had been their impunity; but vengeance at last overtook them.
+To the end they showed the stern fanatical resolution of Oliver's
+iron followers. "Where is your GOOD OLD CAUSE?" cried a scoffer
+to Harrison, as he was led to the scaffold. "Here!" he replied,
+clapping hand on breast; "I go to seal it with my blood." At the
+foot of the ladder, which he approached with undaunted mien, his
+limbs were observed to tremble, and some amongst the mob made a
+mockery of this weakness. "I judge," said Harrison, "that some do
+think I am afraid to die, by the shaking I have in my hands and
+knees. _I_ tell you NO! but it is by reason of much blood that I
+have lost in the wars, and many wounds I have received in my body,
+which caused this shaking and weakness in my nerves." And he spoke
+further, and told the populace how he gloried in that he had done,
+and how, had he ten thousand lives, he would cheerfully lay them
+down in the same cause. "After he was hanged, a horrible scene took
+place. In conformity to the barbarous sentence then, and for many
+years afterwards, executed upon persons convicted of treason, he
+was cut down alive and stripped, his belly was cut open, his bowels
+taken out and burned before his eyes. Harrison, in the madness of
+his agony, rose up wildly, it is said, and gave the executioner
+a box on the ear, and then fell down insensible. It was the last
+effort of matter over mind, and for the time it conquered." The
+other regicides died with the same firmness and contempt of death.
+"Their grave and graceful demeanour," says the account in the state
+trials, "accompanied with courage and cheerfulness, caused great
+admiration and compassion in the spectators." So much so, and so
+strong was the sympathy excited, that the government gave orders
+that no more of them should be executed in the heart of London.
+Accordingly the remainder suffered at Tyburn.
+
+Upon the old Westminster market-place a most barbarous event
+occurred in the time of that tyrannical, acetous old virgin, Queen
+Bess, who assuredly owes her renown and the sort of halo of respect
+that surrounds her memory, far less to any good qualities of her
+own, than to the galaxy of great men who flourished during her
+reign. The glory that encircles her brow is formed of such stars as
+Cecil, Burleigh and Bacon, Drake and Raleigh, Spencer, Shakspeare,
+and Sydney. Touching this barbarity, however, enacted by order of
+good Queen Bess. At the mature age of forty-eight, her majesty took
+it into her very ordinary-looking old head to negotiate a marriage
+with the Duke of Anjou. Commissioners came from France to discuss
+the interesting subject, and were entertained by pageants and
+tournaments, in which Elizabeth enacted the Queen of Beauty; and
+subsequently the duke came over himself, as a private gentleman, to
+pay his court to the last of the Tudors. The duke being a papist,
+the proposed alliance was very unpopular in England, and one John
+Stubbs, a barrister of Lincoln's-Inn, wrote a pamphlet against it,
+entitled, "The Discoverye of a gaping gulphe, whereinto England is
+like to be swallowed by another French marriage, if the Lord forbid
+not the banns, by letting her Majestye see the sin and punishment
+thereof." Certain expressions in this imprudent publication greatly
+angered the Queen; Stubbs and his servant, Page, were brought to
+trial, and condemned to lose their right hands. This cruel and
+unusual sentence was carried into effect on the market-place at
+Westminster, and witnessed by Camden, who gives an account of it.
+Both sufferers behaved with great fortitude and courage. Their hands
+were cut off with a butcher's cleaver and mallet, and as soon as
+Stubbs had lost his, he pulled off his cap with his left, waved it
+in the air, and cried--"God save the Queen!" He then fainted away.
+It took two blows to sever Page's hand, but he flinched not, and
+pointing to the block where it lay, he exclaimed--"I have left there
+the hand of a true Englishman!" And so he went from the scaffold,
+says the account, "stoutlie and with great courage."
+
+Amongst spots of sanguinary notoriety, Smithfield, of course, stands
+prominent. The majority of the two hundred and seventy-seven persons
+burned for heresy during Mary's short reign, suffered there; and
+here also, upon two occasions, the horrible punishment of boiling
+to death, formerly inflicted on poisoners, was witnessed. In France
+this was the punishment of coiners, and there is still a street
+at Paris known as the _Rue de l'Echaude_. In Stow's _Annals_ it
+is recorded, that on the fifth of April 1531, "one Richard Rose,
+a cook, was boiled in Smithfield for poisoning of divers persons,
+to the number of sixteen or more." Two only of the sixteen died,
+but the others were never restored to health. If any thing could
+reconcile us to torture, as a punishment to be inflicted by man on
+his offending brother, it is such a crime as this.
+
+If the punishments of our ancestors were cruel, if trials were
+sometimes over hasty, and small offences often too severely
+chastised, on the other hand, culprits formerly had facilities of
+escape now refused to them. The right of sanctuary was enjoyed by
+various districts and buildings in London. Pennant and many other
+writers have stigmatised this practice as absurd; Mr Smith defends
+it upon very reasonable grounds. "In times when every man went
+armed, when feuds were of hourly occurrence in the streets, when the
+age had not yet learned the true superiority of right over might,
+and when private revenge too often usurped the functions of justice,
+it was essential that there should be places whither the homicide
+might flee, and find refuge and protection until the violence of
+angry passions had subsided, and there was a chance of a fair trial
+for him." Not all sanctuaries, however, gave protection to the
+murderer, at least in later times. Whitefriars, for instance, once a
+refuge for all criminals, except traitors, afforded shelter, after
+the fifteenth century, to debtors only. In 1697 this sanctuary was
+abolished entirely, at the same time with a dozen others. It is not
+well ascertained how it acquired the slang name of Alsatia, which
+is first found in a play of Shadwell's, _The Squire of Alsatia_.
+Immortalised by the genius of Scott, no sanctuary will longer be
+remembered than Whitefriars. It was one of the largest; many others
+of the privileged districts being limited to a court or alley, a
+few houses or a church. Thus Ram Alley and Mitre Court in Fleet
+Street, and Baldwin's Gardens in Gray's Inn Lane, were amongst these
+refugees of roguery and crime. Whitefriars was much resorted to by
+poets and players, dancing and fencing masters, and persons of the
+like vagabond and uncertain professions. The poets and players were
+attracted by the vicinity of the theatre in Dorset Gardens, built
+after the fire of London, by Sir Christopher Wren, upon the site
+of Dorset House, the residence of the Sackvilles. Here Sir William
+Davenant's company of comedians--the Duke of York's servants, as
+they were called--performed for a considerable time. It appears,
+however, that even before the great fire, there was a theatre in
+that neighbourhood. Malone, in his _Prologomena_ to Shakspeare,
+quotes a memorandum from the manuscript book of Sir Henry Herbert,
+master of the revels to King Charles I. It runs thus:--"I committed
+Cromes, a broker in Long Lane, the 16th of February 1634, to the
+Marshalsey, for lending a church robe with the name of Jesus upon it
+_to the players in Salisbury Court_, to represent a Flamen, a priest
+of the heathens. Upon his petition of submission and acknowledgement
+of his faults, I released him the 17th of February 1634."
+
+The ancient sanctuary at Westminster is of historical and
+Shaksperian celebrity, as the place where Elizabeth Grey, Queen of
+Edward the Fourth, took refuge, when Warwick the king-maker marched
+to London to dethrone her husband, and set Henry the Sixth on the
+throne. It was a stone church, built in the form of a cross, and
+so strongly, that its demolition, in 1750, was a matter of great
+difficulty. The precinct of St Martin's-le-Grand was also sanctuary.
+Many curious particulars respecting it are to be found in Kempe's
+_Historical Notices of the Collegiate Church, or Royal Free Chapel
+and Sanctuary of St Martin's-le-Grand, London_, published in 1825.
+In the reign of Henry the Fifth, this right of sanctuary gave rise
+to a great dispute between the Dean of St Martin's and the city
+authorities. "A soldier, confined in Newgate, was on his way to
+Guildhall, in charge of an officer of the city, when on passing
+the south gate of St Martin's, opposite to Newgate Street, five
+of his comrades rushed out of Panyer Alley, with daggers drawn,
+rescued him, and fled with him to the holy ground." The sheriff had
+the sanctuary forced, and sent rescued and rescuers to Newgate.
+The Dean of St Martin's, indignant at this violation of privilege,
+complained to the king, who ordered the prisoners to be liberated.
+Thereat the citizens, ever sticklers for their rights, demurred,
+and at last it was made a Star-Chamber matter. The dean pleaded his
+own cause, and that right skilfully and wittily. He denied that
+the chapel of St Martin's formed any part of the city of London,
+as claimed by the corporation; quoted a statute of Edward III.
+constituting St Martin's and Westminster Abbey places of privilege
+for treason, felony, and debt; and mentioned the curious fact,
+that "when the King's justices held their sittings in St Martin's
+Gate, for the trial of prisoners for treason or felony, the accused
+were placed before them, _on the other side of the street_, and
+carefully guarded from advancing forward; for if they ever passed
+the water-channel which divided the middle of the street, they
+might claim the saving franchise of the sacred precinct, and the
+proceedings against them would be immediately annulled." The dean
+also expressed his wonder that the citizens of London should be the
+men to impugn his church's liberties, since more than three hundred
+worshipful members of the corporation had within a few years been
+glad to claim its privilege. The Star-Chamber decided against the
+city, and the prisoners were restored to sanctuary. The Savoy was
+another sanctuary; and it was the custom of the inhabitants to tar
+and feather those who ventured to follow their debtors thither.
+
+In the theatrical district of London, Mr Smith lingers long
+and fondly; for there each house, almost every brick, is rich
+in reminiscences, not only of players and playhouses, but of
+wits, poets, and artists. In the burial-ground of St Paul's,
+Covent-Garden, repose not a few of those who in their lifetime
+inhabited or frequented the neighbourhood. There lies the author of
+Hudibras. "Mr Longueville, of the Temple, Butler's steady friend,
+and who mainly supported him in his latter days, when the ungrateful
+Stuart upon the throne, whose cause he had so greatly served, had
+deserted him, was anxious to have buried the poet in Westminster
+Abbey. He solicited for that purpose the contributions of those
+wealthy persons, his friends, whom he had heard speak admiringly of
+Butler's genius, and respectfully of his character, but none would
+contribute, although he offered to head the list with a considerable
+sum." So poor Butler was buried in Covent-Garden, privately but
+decently. He is in good company. Sir Peter Lely, the painter of
+dames, the man who seemed created on purpose to limn the languishing
+and voluptuous beauties of Charles the Second's court, is also
+buried in St Paul's; as are also Wycherley and Southerne, the
+dramatists; Haines and Macklin, the comedians; Arne, the musician;
+Strange, the engraver; and Walcot, _alias_ Peter Pindar. Sir Peter
+Lely lived in Covent-Garden, in very great style. "The original name
+of the family was Vandervaes; but Sir Peter's father, a gallant
+fellow, and an officer in the army, having been born at a perfumer's
+shop, the sign of the Lily, was commonly known by the name of
+Captain Lily, a name which his son thought to be more euphonious
+to English ears than Vandervaes, and which he retained when he
+settled here, slightly altering the spelling." Wycherley, a dandy
+and a courtier, as well as an author, had lodgings in Bow Street,
+where Charles II. once visited him when he was ill, and gave him
+five hundred pounds to go a journey to the south of France for the
+benefit of his health. When he afterwards married the Countess of
+Drogheda, a young, rich, and beautiful widow, she went to live with
+him in Bow Street. She was very jealous, and when he went over to
+the "Cock" tavern, opposite to his house, he was obliged to make the
+drawer open the windows, that his lady might see there was no woman
+in the company. This "Cock" tavern was the great resort of the rakes
+and mohocks of that day; of Buckhurst, Sedley, Killigrew, and others
+of the same kidney. In fact, Bow Street was then the Bond Street of
+London; and the "Cock," its "Long's" or "Clarendon." Dryden, in an
+epilogue, talks of the "Bow Street beaux," and several contemporary
+writers have similar allusions. Like most places where the rich
+congregate, this fashionable quarter was a fine field for the
+ingenuity of pick-pockets, and especially of wig and sword-stealers,
+a class of thieves that appeared with full-bottomed periwigs and
+silver-hilted rapiers. In those days, to keep a man's head decently
+covered, cost nearly as much as it now does to fill his belly and
+clothe his back. Wigs were sometimes of the value of forty or fifty
+pounds. Ten or fifteen pounds was an exceeding "low figure" for
+these modish incumbrances. Out of respect to such costly head-dress,
+hats were never put on, but carried under the arm. The wig-stealers
+could demand no more. Mr Smith quotes a passage from Gay, describing
+their manoeuvres:--
+
+ "Nor is thy flaxen wig with safety worn:
+ High on the shoulder, in a basket borne,
+ Lurks the sly boy, whose hand, to rapine bred,
+ Plucks off the curling honours of thy head."
+
+Will's coffeehouse was in Bow Street, and "being the grand resort
+of wits and critics, it is not surprising," says Mr Smith, "that
+it should become also the headquarters of envy, slander, and
+detraction." There was then a lack of printed vehicles for the
+venting of the evil passions of rival _literati_; lampoons were
+circulated in manuscript, and read at Will's. As the acknowledgment
+of the authorship might sometimes have had disagreeable consequences
+for the author, a fellow of the name of Julian, who styled himself
+"Secretary to the Muses," became the mouthpiece of libeller and
+satirist. He read aloud in the coffee-room the pasquinades that were
+brought to him, and distributed written copies to all who desired
+them. Concerning this base fellow, Sir Walter Scott gives some
+curious particulars in his edition of Dryden's works. There is no
+record of cudgelings bestowed upon Julian, though it is presumed
+that he did not escape them. "He is described," says Malone, "as
+a very drunken fellow, and at one time was confined for a libel."
+Dryden was a great sufferer from these violent and slanderous
+attacks--a sufferer, indeed, in more senses than one; for, besides
+being himself made the subject of venomous lampoons, he was
+suspected unjustly of having written one, and was waylaid and beaten
+on his way from Will's to his house in Gerrard Street. A reward of
+fifty pounds was offered for the apprehension of his assailants, but
+they remained undiscovered. Lord Rochester was their employer: Lord
+Mulgrave the real author of the libel.
+
+In James Street, Covent-Garden, where Garrick lodged, there
+resided, from 1714 to 1720, a mysterious lady, who excited great
+interest and curiosity. Malcolm, in his _Anecdotes of London
+during the Eighteenth Century_, gives some account of her. She
+was middle-sized, dark-haired, beautiful and accomplished, and
+apparently between thirty and forty years old. She was wealthy,
+and possessed very valuable jewels. Her death was sudden, and
+occurred after a masquerade, where she said she had conversed with
+the King. It was remembered that she had been seen in the private
+apartments of Queen Anne; but after that Queen's death, she lived
+in obscurity. "She frequently said that her father was a nobleman,
+but that, her elder brother dying unmarried, the title was extinct;
+adding, that she had an uncle then living, whose title was his least
+recommendation. It seems likely enough that she was connected in
+some way with the Stuart family, and with their pretensions to the
+throne."
+
+Dr Arne was born in King Street. His father, an honest upholsterer,
+at the sign of the "Two Crowns and Cushions," is said to have been
+the original of Murphy's farce of _The Upholsterer_. He did not
+countenance his son's musical propensities; and young Arne had to
+get up in the night, and practise by stealth on a muffled spinet.
+The first intimation received by the worthy mattress-maker of his
+son's proficiency in music, was one evening at a concert, where he
+quite unexpectedly saw him officiating as leader of the orchestra.
+
+Voltaire, when in England, after his release from the Bastille,
+whither he had been sent for libel, lodged in Maiden Lane, at the
+White Peruke, a wigmaker's shop. When walking out, he was often
+annoyed by the mob, who beheld, in his spare person, polite manners,
+and satirical countenance, the personification of their notion of
+a Frenchman. "One day he was beset by so great a crowd that he
+was forced to shelter himself against a doorway, where, mounting
+the steps, he made a flaming speech in English in praise of the
+magnanimity of the English nation, and their love of freedom.
+With this the people were so delighted, that their jeers were
+turned into applauses, and he was carried in triumph to Maiden
+Lane on the shoulders of the mob." From which temporary elevation
+the arch-scoffer doubtless looked down upon his dupes with glee,
+suppressed, but immeasurable.
+
+Quitting the abodes of wit and the drama for those of legal
+learning, we pass from Covent-Garden to Lincoln's Inn Fields,
+through Great Queen Street, in the Stuarts' day one of the most
+fashionable in London. Here dwelt Lord Herbert of Cherbury, and
+here he wrote the greater part of his treatise _De Veritate_,
+concerning the publication of which he believed himself, according
+to his own marvellous account, to have had a special revelation
+from heaven. A strange weakness, or rather madness, on the part of
+a man who disbelieved, or at least doubted, of general revelation.
+For himself, he thought an exception possible. Insanity alone could
+explain and excuse such illogical vanity. Near to this singular
+enthusiast lived Sir Godfrey Kneller, whose next-door neighbour
+and friend was Radcliffe the physician. "Kneller," says Horace
+Walpole, in his Anecdotes of Painting, "was fond of flowers, and had
+a fine collection. As there was great intimacy between him and the
+physician, he permitted the latter to have a door into his gardens;
+but Radcliffe's servants gathering and destroying the flowers,
+Kneller sent him word he must shut up the door. Radcliffe replied
+peevishly, "Tell him he may do any thing with it but paint it." "And
+I," answered Godfrey, "can take any thing from him but his physic."
+Pope and Gay were frequent visitors at the painter's studio. At the
+wall of Lincoln's Inn Garden, Ben Jonson is by some asserted to have
+laboured as a bricklayer. "He helped," says Fuller, "in the building
+of the new structure of Lincoln's Inn, where, having a trowel in his
+hand, he had a book in his pocket." Aubrey tells the same story,
+which is discredited by Mr Gifford, who denies that the poet ever
+was a bricklayer. Lord William Russell was executed in Lincoln's
+Inn Fields, it being, Pennant tells us, the nearest open space from
+Newgate, where he was confined.
+
+Passing through Duke Street, where Benjamin Franklin lodged, when
+working as a journeyman printer in the adjacent Great Wyld Street,
+into Clare Market, the scene of Orator Henley's holdings-forth, we
+thence, by Drury-Lane, the residence of Nell Gwynne and Nan Clarges
+before they became respectively the King's mistress and a Duke's
+wife, get back to the Strand and move Citywards. But to refer,
+although merely nominally, to one half the subjects of interest
+met with on the way, and suggested by Mr Smith, would be to write
+an index, not a review. Here, therefore, we pause, believing that
+enough has been said to convince the reader of the vast amount of
+information and amusement derivable from the bricks and stones of
+London, and able to recommend to him, should he himself set out
+on a street pilgrimage, an excellent guide and companion in the
+_Antiquarian Ramble_.
+
+
+
+
+MARLBOROUGH'S DISPATCHES.
+
+1711-1712.
+
+
+After the reduction of Bouchain, Marlborough was anxious to
+commence without delay the siege of Quesnoy, the capture of which
+would, in that quarter, have entirely broken through the French
+barrier. He vigorously stimulated his own government accordingly,
+as well as that at the Hague, to prepare the necessary supplies
+and magazines, and expressed a sanguine hope that the capture of
+this last stronghold would be the means of bringing about the grand
+object of his ambition, and a general peace.[5] The ministry, to
+appearance, went with alacrity into his projects, and every thing
+bore the aspect of another great success closing the campaign with
+honour, and probably leading to a glorious and lasting peace. Mr
+Secretary St John, in particular, wrote in the warmest style of
+cordiality, approving the project in his own name as well as in that
+of the Queen, and reiterating the assurances that the strongest
+representations had been made to the Dutch, with a view to their
+hearty concurrence. But all this was a mere cover to conceal what
+the Tories had really been doing to overturn Marlborough, and
+abandon the main objects of the war. Unknown to him, the secret
+negotiation with the French Cabinet, through Torcy and the British
+ministers, through the agency of Mesnager, had been making rapid
+progress. No representations were made to the Dutch, who were fully
+in the secret of the pending negotiation, about providing supplies;
+and on the 27th September, preliminaries of peace, on the basis of
+the seven articles proposed by Louis, were signed by Mesnager on
+the part of France, and by the two English secretaries of state, in
+virtue of a special warrant from the Queen.[6]
+
+ [5] "The siege, so far as it depends on me, shall be pushed with
+ all possible vigour, and I do not altogether despair but that, from
+ the success of this campaign, we may hear of some advances made
+ towards that which we so much desire. And I shall esteem it much the
+ happiest part of my life, if I can be instrumental in putting a good
+ end to the war, which grows so burdensome to our country, as well as
+ to our allies."--_Marlborough to Lord Oxford_, Aug. 20, 1711; Coxe,
+ vi. 92.
+
+ [6] Coxe, vi. 93.
+
+The conditions of these preliminaries, which were afterwards
+embodied in the Treaty of Utrecht, were the acknowledgement of the
+Queen's title to the throne, and the Protestant succession, by
+Louis; an engagement to take all just and reasonable measures that
+the crowns of France and Spain should never be united on the same
+head,--the providing a sufficient barrier to the Dutch, the empire,
+and the house of Austria; and the demolition of Dunkirk, or a proper
+equivalent. But the crown of Spain was left to the Duke of Anjou,
+and no provision whatever made to exclude a Bourbon prince from
+succeeding to it. Thus the main object of the contest--the excluding
+the Bourbon family from the throne of Spain, was abandoned: and
+at the close of the most important, successful, and glorious war
+ever waged by England, terms were agreed to, which left to France
+advantages which could scarcely have been hoped by the Cabinet of
+Versailles as the fruit of a long series of victories.
+
+Marlborough felt deeply this clandestine negotiation, which not
+only deprived him of the main object for which, during his great
+career, he had been contending, but evinced a duplicity and want of
+confidence on the part of his own government at its close, which
+was a melancholy return for such inappreciable public services.[7]
+But it was of no avail; the secession of England proved, as he
+had foreseen from the outset, a deathblow to the confederacy.
+Finding that nothing more was to be done, either at the head of the
+army, or in direction of the negotiations, he returned home by the
+Brille, after putting his army into winter-quarters, and landed at
+Greenwich on the 17th November. Though well aware of the private
+envy, as well as political hostility of which he was the object, he
+did nothing that could lower or compromise his high character and
+lofty position; but in an interview with the Queen, fully expressed
+his opinion on the impolicy of the course which ministers were
+now adopting.[8] He adopted the same manly course in the noble
+speech which he made in his place in Parliament, in the debate on
+the address. Ministers had put into the royal speech the unworthy
+expression--"I am glad to tell you, that notwithstanding _the arts
+of those who delight in war_, both place and time are appointed for
+opening the treaty of a general peace." Lord Anglesea followed this
+up, by declaring, in the course of the debate, that the country
+might have enjoyed the blessing of peace soon after the battle of
+Ramilies, if it had not been deferred by some person whose interest
+it was to prolong the war.
+
+ [7] "As you have given me encouragement to enter into the strictest
+ confidence with you, I beg your friendly advice in what manner I am
+ to conduct myself. You cannot but imagine it would be a terrible
+ mortification for me to pass by the Hague when our plenipotentiaries
+ are there, and myself a stranger to their transactions; and what
+ hopes can I have of any countenance at home if I am not thought fit
+ to be trusted abroad?"--_Marlborough to the Lord Treasurer_, 21st
+ Oct. 1711.
+
+ [8] I hear, that in his conversation with the Queen, the Duke of
+ Marlborough has spoken against what we are doing; in short, his fate
+ hangs heavy upon him, and he has of late pursued every counsel which
+ was worst for him.--_Bolingbroke's Letters_, i. 480. Nov. 24, 1711.
+
+Rising upon this, with inexpressible dignity, and turning to where
+the Queen sat, Marlborough said, "I appeal to the Queen, whether I
+did not constantly, while I was plenipotentiary, give her Majesty
+and her Council an account of all the propositions which were made;
+and whether I did not desire instruction for my conduct on this
+subject. I can declare with a good conscience, in the presence of
+her Majesty, of this illustrious assembly, and of God himself, who
+is infinitely superior to all the powers of the earth, and before
+whom, by the ordinary course of nature, I shall soon appear to
+render account of my actions, that I was very desirous of a safe,
+honourable, and lasting peace, and was very far from wishing to
+prolong the war for my own private advantage, as several libels
+and discourses have most falsely insinuated. My great age, and my
+numerous fatigues in war, make me ardently wish for the power to
+enjoy a quiet repose, in order to think of eternity. As to other
+matters, I have not the least inducement, on any account, to desire
+the continuance of the war for my own interest, since my services
+have been so generously rewarded by her Majesty and her parliament;
+but I think myself obliged to make such an acknowledgment to her
+Majesty and my country, that I am always ready to serve them,
+whenever my duty may require, to obtain an honourable and lasting
+peace. Yet I can by no means acquiesce in the measures that have
+been taken to enter into a negotiation of peace with France, upon
+the foot of some pretended preliminaries, which are now circulated;
+since my opinion is the same as that of most of the Allies, that _to
+leave Spain and the West Indies to the House of Bourbon, will be the
+entire ruin of Europe_, which I have with all fidelity and humility
+declared to her Majesty, when I had the honour to wait upon her
+after my arrival from Holland."[9]
+
+ [9] _Parl. Hist._, 10th December 1711.
+
+This manly declaration, delivered in the most emphatic manner,
+produced a great impression; and a resolution against ministers
+was carried in the House of Peers by a majority of twelve. In the
+Commons, however, they had large majority, and an address containing
+expressions similar to those used by Lord Anglesea, reflecting on
+Marlborough, was introduced and carried there. The Whig majority,
+however, continued firm in the Upper House; and the leaders of that
+party began to entertain sanguine hopes of success. The Queen had
+let fall some peevish expressions in regard to her ministers. She
+had given her hand, in retiring from the House of Peers on the
+15th December, to the Duke of Somerset, instead of her own Lord
+Treasurer; it was apprehended her old partiality for Marlborough was
+about to return; Mrs Masham was in the greatest alarm; and St John
+declared to Swift that the Queen was false.[10] The ministers of
+the whole alliance seconded the efforts of the Whigs, and strongly
+represented the injurious effects which would ensue to the cause of
+European independence in general, and the interests of England in
+particular, if the preliminaries which had been agreed to should
+be made the basis of a general peace. The Dutch made strong and
+repeated representations on the subject; and the Elector of Hanover
+delivered a memorial strongly urging the danger which would ensue
+if Spain and the Indies were allowed to remain in the hands of a
+Bourbon prince.
+
+ [10] SWIFT'S _Journal to Stella_, Dec. 8, 1711.--Swift said to the
+ Lord Treasurer, in his usual ironical style, "If there is no remedy,
+ your lordship will lose your head; but I shall only be hung, and so
+ carry my body entire to the grave."--Coxe, vi. 148, 157.
+
+Deeming themselves pushed to extremities, and having failed in
+all attempts to detach Marlborough from the Whigs, Bolingbroke
+and the ministers resolved on the desperate measure of bringing
+forward the accusation against him, of fraud and peculation in
+the management of the public monies entrusted to his management
+in the Flemish campaign. The charges were founded on the report
+of certain commissioners to whom the matter had been remitted;
+and which charged the Duke with having appropriated L.63,319 of
+the public monies destined for the use of the English troops,
+and L.282,366, as a per-centage of two per cent on the sum paid
+to foreign ambassadors during the ten years of the war. In reply
+to these abominable insinuations, the letter of the Duke to the
+commissioners was published on the 27th December, in which he
+entirely refuted the charges, and showed that he had never received
+any sums or perquisites, not sanctioned by previous and uniform
+usage, and far less than had been received by the general in the
+reign of William III. And in regard to the L.282,000 of per-centage
+on foreign subsidies, this was proved to have been a voluntary
+gift from those powers to the English general, authorised by their
+signatures and sanctioned by warrants from the Queen. This answer
+made a great impression; but ministers had gone too far to retreat,
+and they ventured on a step which, for the honour of the country,
+has never, even in the worst times, been since repeated. Trusting
+to their majority in the Commons, they dismissed the Duke from all
+his situations on the 31st December; and in order to stifle the
+voice of justice in the Upper House, on the following day patents
+were issued calling _twelve_ new peers to the Upper House. On the
+following day they were introduced amidst the groans of the House:
+the Whig noblemen, says a contemporary annalist, "cast their eyes
+on the ground as if they had been invited to the funeral of the
+peerage."[11]
+
+ [11] Cunningham, ii. 367.
+
+Unbounded was the joy diffused among the enemies of England by these
+unparalleled measures. On hearing of Marlborough's fall, Louis XIV.
+said with triumph, "The dismission of Marlborough will do all we can
+desire." The Court of St Germains was in exultation; and the general
+joy of the Jacobites, both at home and abroad, was sufficient to
+demonstrate how formidable an enemy to their cause they regarded the
+Duke; and how destitute of truth were the attempts to show that he
+had been engaged in a secret design to restore the exiled family.
+Marlborough disdained to make any defence of himself in Parliament;
+but an able answer on his part was prepared and circulated, which
+entirely refuted the whole charges against the illustrious general.
+So convinced were ministers of this, that, contenting themselves
+with resolutions against him in the House of Commons, where their
+influence was predominant, they declined to prefer any impeachment
+or accusation, even in the Upper House swamped by their recent
+creations. In the midst of this disgraceful scene of passion,
+envy, and ingratitude, Prince Eugene arrived in London to endeavour
+to stem the torrent and, if possible, prevent the secession of
+England from the confederacy. He was lodged with the Lord Treasurer;
+and the generous prince omitted no opportunity of testifying his
+undiminished respect for his illustrious rival in the day of his
+tribulation. The Treasurer having said to him at a great dinner,
+"I consider this day as the happiest of my life, since I have the
+honour to see in my house the greatest captain of the age." "If it
+be so," replied Eugene, "I owe it to your lordship;" alluding to
+his dismissal of Marlborough. On another occasion, some one having
+pointed out a passage in one of the libels against Marlborough, in
+which he was said to have been "perhaps once fortunate." "It is
+true," said Eugene; "he was _once_ fortunate; and it is the greatest
+praise which can be bestowed on him; for, as he was _always_
+successful--that implies that all his other successes were owing to
+his own conduct."[12]
+
+ [12] BURNET'S _History of his Own Times_, vi. 116.
+
+Alarmed at the weight which Marlborough might derive from the
+presence and support of so great a commander, and the natural
+sympathy of all generous minds with the cordial admiration which
+these two great men entertained for each other, the ministers had
+recourse to a pretended conspiracy, which it was alleged had been
+discovered on the part of Marlborough and Eugene to seize the
+government and dethrone the Queen, on the 17th November. St John and
+Oxford had too much sense to publish such a ridiculous statement;
+but it was made the subject of several secret examinations before
+the Privy Council, in order to augment the apprehensions and
+secure the concurrence of the Queen in their measures. Such as it
+was, the tale was treated as a mere malicious invention, even by
+the contemporary foreign annalists,[13] though it has since been
+repeated as true by more than one party native historian.[14] This
+ridiculous calumny, and the atrocious libels as to the embezzlement
+of the public money, however, produced the desired effect. They
+inflamed the mind of the Queen, and removed that vacillation in
+regard to the measures of government, from which so much danger was
+apprehended by the Tory administration. Having answered the desired
+end, they were allowed quietly to go to sleep. No proceedings in
+the House of Peers, or elsewhere, followed the resolutions of the
+Commons condemnatory of Marlborough's financial administration in
+the Low Countries. His defence, published in the newspapers, though
+abundantly vigorous, was neither answered nor prosecuted as a libel
+on the Commissioners or House of Commons; and the alleged Stuart
+conspiracy was never more heard of, till it was long after drawn
+from its slumber by the malice of English party spirit.
+
+ [13] _Mem. de Torcy_, iii. 268, 269.
+
+ [14] SWIFT'S _Four Last Years of Queen Anne_, 59; _Continuation of_
+ RAPIN, xviii. 468. 8vo edit.
+
+Meanwhile the negotiations at Utrecht for a general peace continued,
+and St John and Oxford soon found themselves embarrassed by the
+extravagant pretensions which their own conduct had revived in the
+plenipotentiaries of Louis. So great was the general indignation
+excited by the publication of the preliminaries at Utrecht, that St
+John felt the necessity of discontinuing any general negotiation,
+and converting it into a private correspondence between the
+plenipotentiaries of the English and French crowns.[15] Great
+difficulty was experienced in coming to an accommodation, in
+consequence of the rising demands of the French plenipotentiaries,
+who, deeming themselves secure of support from the English ministry,
+not only positively refused to abandon Spain and the Indies, but
+now demanded the Netherlands for the Elector of Bavaria, and the
+cession of Lille and Tournay in return for the seizure of Dunkirk.
+The sudden death, however, first of the Dauphiness of France,
+and then of the Dauphin, the former of whom was carried off by
+a malignant fever on the 12th, the latter on the 18th February
+1712, followed by the death of their eldest son on the 23d,
+produced feelings of commiseration for the aged monarch, now in his
+seventy-third year and broken down by misfortunes, which rendered
+the progress of the separate negotiation more easy. England agreed
+to abandon its allies, and the main object of the war, on condition
+that a guarantee should be obtained against the crowns of France
+and Spain being united on the same head. On this frail security,
+the English ministry agreed to withdraw their contingent from the
+Allied army; and to induce the Dutch to follow their example, Ipres
+was offered to them on the same terms as Dunkirk had been to Great
+Britain.[16]
+
+ [15] "The French will see that there is a possibility of reviving
+ the love of war in our people, by the indignation that has been
+ expressed at the plan given in at Utrecht."--_Mr Secretary St
+ John to British Plenipotentiary_, Dec. 28, 1711.--BOLINGBROKE'S
+ _Correspondence_, ii. 93.
+
+ [16] Coxe, vi. 189, 184.
+
+The disastrous effects of this secret and dishonourable secession,
+on the part of England, from the confederacy, were soon apparent.
+Great had been the preparations of the continental Allies for
+continuing the contest; and while the English contingent remained
+with them, their force was irresistible. Prince Eugene was at the
+head of the army in Flanders, and, including the British forces
+under the Duke of Ormond, it amounted to the immense force of
+122,000 effective men, with 120 guns, sixteen howitzers, and an
+ample pontoon train. To oppose this, by far the largest army he had
+yet had to confront in the Low Countries, Villars had scarcely at
+his command 100,000 men, and they were ill equipped, imperfectly
+supplied with artillery, and grievously depressed in spirit by
+their long series of disasters. Eugene commanded the army of the
+confederates; for although the English ministry had been lavish
+in their promises of unqualified support, the Dutch had begun to
+entertain serious suspicions of their sincerity, and bestowed the
+command on that tried officer instead of the Duke of Ormond, who
+had succeeded Marlborough in the command of the English contingent.
+But Marlborough's soul still directed the movements of the army;
+and Eugene's plan of the campaign was precisely that which that
+great commander had chalked out at the close of the preceding one.
+This was to besiege Quesnoy and Landrecies, _the last_ of the iron
+barrier of France which in this quarter protected the frontier,
+and immediately after to inundate the open country, and advance as
+rapidly as possible to Paris. It was calculated they might reach
+it in _ten_ marches from Landrecies; and it was well known that
+there was neither a defensible position nor fortress of any sort to
+arrest the invaders' march. The Court of Versailles were in despair:
+the general opinion was, that the King should leave Paris, and
+retire to Blois; and although the proud spirit of Louis recoiled
+at such a proposal, yet, in taking leave of Marshal Villars, he
+declared--"Should a disaster occur, I will go to Peronne or St
+Quentin, collect all my troops, and with you risk a last effort,
+determined to perish, or save the State."[17]
+
+ [17] _Mem. de Villars_, ii. 197.
+
+But the French monarch was spared this last desperate alternative.
+The defection of the British Cabinet saved his throne, when all his
+means of defence were exhausted. Eugene, on opening the campaign on
+the 1st May, anxiously inquired of the Duke of Ormond whether he
+had authority to act vigorously in the campaign, and received an
+answer that he had the same authority as the Duke of Marlborough,
+and was prepared to join in attacking the enemy. Preparations were
+immediately made for forcing the enemy's lines, which covered
+Quesnoy, previous to an attack on that fortress. But, at the very
+time that this was going on, the work of perfidious defection
+was consummated. On May 10, Mr Secretary St John sent positive
+orders to Ormond to take no part in any general engagement, as the
+questions at issue between the contending parties were on the
+point of adjustment.[18] Intimation of this secret order was sent
+to the Court of France, but it was directed to be kept a positive
+secret from the Allied generals. Ormond, upon the receipt of these
+orders, opened a private correspondence with Villars, informing
+him that their troops were no longer enemies, and that the future
+movements of the troops under his command were only to get forage
+and provisions. This correspondence was unknown to Eugene; but
+circumstances soon brought the defection of England to light. In
+the middle of it, the Allied forces had passed the Scheldt, and
+taken post between Noyeller and the Boiase, close to Villars's
+position. To bring the sincerity of the English to a test, Eugene
+proposed a general attack on the enemy's line, which was open and
+exposed, on the 28th May. _But Ormond declined_, requesting the
+operation might be delayed for a few days. The defection was now
+apparent, and the Dutch deputies loudly condemned such dishonorable
+conduct; but Eugene, anxious to make the most of the presence of the
+British troops, though their co-operation could no longer be relied
+on, proposed to besiege Quesnoy, which was laid open by Villars's
+retreat. Ormond, who felt acutely the painful and discreditable
+situation in which, without any fault of his own, he was placed,
+could not refuse, and the investment took place that very day. The
+operations were conducted by _the Dutch and Imperial troops alone_;
+and the town was taken, after a siege of six weeks, on the 10th
+July.[19]
+
+ [18] "Her Majesty, my lord, has reason to believe that we shall
+ come to an agreement upon the great article of the union of the
+ monarchies, as soon as a courier sent from Versailles to Madrid can
+ return. It is, therefore, the Queen's _positive command_ to your
+ Grace that _you avoid engaging in any siege, or hazarding a battle_,
+ till you have further orders from her Majesty. I am, at the same
+ time, directed to let your Grace know, that you are _to disguise
+ the receipt of this order_; and her Majesty thinks you cannot want
+ pretences for conducting yourself, without owning that which might
+ at present have an ill effect if it was publicly known. _P.S._ I
+ had almost forgot to tell your Grace that communication is made
+ of this order _to the Court of France_, so that if the Marshal de
+ Villars takes, in any private way, notice of it to you, your Grace
+ will answer it accordingly."--_Mr Secretary St John to the Duke of
+ Ormond_, May 10, 1712. BOLINGBROKE'S _Correspondence_, ii. 320.
+
+ [19] Eugene to Marlborough, June 9, 1712.--Coxe vi. 199.
+
+This disgraceful defection on the part of the English government
+excited, as well it might, the utmost indignation among the Allies,
+and produced mingled feelings of shame and mortification among all
+real patriots or men of honour in this country. By abandoning the
+contest in this manner, when it was on the very point of being
+crowned with success, the English lost the fruit of TEN costly
+and bloody campaigns, and suffered the war to terminate without
+attaining the main object for which it had been undertaken. Louis
+XIV., defeated, and all but ruined, was permitted to retain for his
+grandson the Spanish succession; and England, victorious, and within
+sight, as it were, of Paris, was content to halt in the career
+of victory, and lost the opportunity, never to be regained for a
+century to come, of permanently restraining the ambition of France.
+It was the same as if, a few days after the battle of Waterloo,
+England had concluded a separate peace, guaranteeing the throne of
+Spain to Joseph Buonaparte, and providing only for its not being
+held also by the Emperor of France. Lord Halifax gave vent to the
+general indignation of all generous and patriotic men, when he said,
+in the debate on the address, on 28th May, after enumerating the
+proud list of victories which, since the commencement of the war,
+had attended the arms of England,--"But all this pleasing prospect
+is totally effaced by the orders given to the Queen's general, not
+to act offensively against the enemy. I pity that heroic and gallant
+general, who, on other occasions, took delight to charge the most
+formidable corps and strongest squadrons, and cannot but be uneasy
+at his being fettered with shackles, and thereby prevented from
+reaping the glory which he might well expect from leading on troops
+so long accustomed to conquer. I pity the Allies, who have relied
+upon the aid and friendship of the British nation, perceiving that
+what they had done at so great an expense of blood and treasure is
+of no effect, as they will be exposed to the revenge of that power
+against whom they have been so active. I pity the Queen, her royal
+successors, and the present and future generations of Britain, when
+they shall find the nation deeply involved in debt, and that the
+common enemy who occasioned it, though once near being sufficiently
+humbled, does still triumph, and design their ruin; and are informed
+that this proceeds from the conduct of the British cabinet, in
+neglecting to make a right use of those advantages and happy
+occasions which their own courage and God's blessing had put into
+their hands."[20]
+
+ [20] _Parl. Hist._, May 28, 1712. _Lockhart Papers_, i, 392
+
+Marlborough seconded the motion of Halifax, in a speech of peculiar
+interest, as the last which he made on the conduct of this eventful
+war. "Although," said he, "the negotiations for peace may be far
+advanced, yet I can see no reason which should induce the Allies
+or ourselves to remain inactive, and not push on the war with the
+utmost vigour, as we have incurred the expense of recruiting the
+army for the service of another year. That army is now in the
+field; and it has often occurred that a victory or a siege produced
+good effects and manifold advantages, when treaties were still
+further advanced than in the present negotiation. And as I am of
+opinion that we should make the most we can for ourselves, the
+only infallible way to force France to an entire submission, is
+to besiege and occupy Cambray or Arras, and to carry the war into
+the heart of the kingdom. But as the troops of the enemy are now
+encamped, it is impossible to execute that design, unless they are
+withdrawn from their position; and as they cannot be reduced to
+retire for want of provisions, they must be attacked and forced. For
+the truth of what I say I appeal to a noble duke (Argyle) whom I
+rejoice to see in this house, because he knows the country, and is
+as good a judge of these matters as any person now alive." Argyle,
+though a bitter personal enemy of Marlborough, thus appealed to,
+said,--"I do indeed know that country, and the situation of the
+enemy in their present camp, and I agree with the noble duke, that
+it is impossible to remove them without attacking and driving them
+away; and, until that is effected, neither of the two sieges alluded
+to can be undertaken. I likewise agree that the capture of these two
+towns is the most effectual way to carry on the war with advantage,
+and would be a fatal blow to France."[21]
+
+ [21] _Coxe_, vi. 192, 193.
+
+Notwithstanding the creation of twelve peers to swamp the Upper
+House, it is doubtful how the division would have gone, had not
+Lord Strafford, a cabinet minister, observed, in reply to the
+charge, that the British government was about to conclude a separate
+peace,--"Nothing of that nature has ever been intended; for such
+a peace would be so _foolish, villanous, and knavish_, that every
+servant of the Queen must answer for it with his head to the nation.
+The Allies _are acquainted with our proceedings, and satisfied with
+our terms_." This statement was made by a British minister, in his
+place in Parliament, on the 28th May, eighteen days _after_ the
+private letter from Mr Secretary St John to the Duke of Ormond,
+already quoted, mentioning the private treaty with Louis, enjoining
+him to keep it secret from the Allies, and communicate clandestinely
+with Villars. But such a declaration, coming from an accredited
+minister of the crown, produced a great impression, and ministers
+prevailed by a majority of sixty-eight to forty. In the course of
+the debate, Earl Poulett let fall such cutting expressions against
+Marlborough for having, as he alleged, led his troops to certain
+destruction, in order to profit by the sale of the officers'
+commissions,[22] that the Duke, without deigning a reply, sent him a
+challenge on leaving the house. The agitation, however, of the Earl,
+who was less cool than the iron veteran on the prospect of such a
+meeting, revealed what was going forward, and by an order of the
+Queen, the affair was terminated without bloodshed.[23]
+
+ [22] "No one can doubt the Duke of Ormond's bravery; but he is not
+ like a certain general who led troops to the slaughter, to cause a
+ great number of officers to be knocked on the head in a battle, or
+ against stone walls, in order to fill his pockets by the sale of
+ their commissions."--Coxe, vi. 196.
+
+ [23] _Lockhart Papers_, i. 392; Coxe, vi. 196, 199.
+
+It soon appeared how much foundation there was for the assertion
+of the Queen's ministers, that England was engaged in no separate
+negotiation for a peace. On the 6th June were promulgated the
+outlines of the treaty which afterwards became so famous as the
+PEACE OF UTRECHT. The Duke of Anjou was to renounce for ever, for
+himself and his descendants, all claim to the French crown; and the
+crown of Spain was to descend, by _the male line_ only, to the Duke
+of Anjou, and failing them to certain princes of the Bourbon line
+by _male_ descent, always excluding him who was possessed of the
+French crown.[24] Gibraltar and Minorca remained to England; Dunkirk
+was to be demolished; the Spanish Netherlands were to be ceded to
+Austria, with Naples, Milan, and Sardinia; the barrier towns were
+to be ceded to the Dutch, as required in 1709, with the exception
+of two or three places. Spain and her Indian colonies remained
+with the Duke of Anjou and his male heirs, as King of Spain. And
+thus, at the conclusion of the most glorious and successful war
+recorded in English history, did the English cabinet leave to
+France the great object of the contest,--the crown of Spain, and
+its magnificent Indian colonies, placed on the head of a prince of
+the Bourbon race. With truth did Marlborough observe, in the debate
+on the preliminaries--"The measures pursued in England for the last
+year are directly contrary to her Majesty's engagements with the
+Allies, sully the triumphs and glories of her reign, and will render
+the English name odious to all other nations."[25] It was all in
+vain. The people loudly clamoured for peace; the Tory ministry was
+seconded by a vast numerical majority throughout the country. The
+peace was approved of by large majorities in both houses. Parliament
+was soon after prorogued; and Marlborough, seeing his public career
+terminated, solicited and obtained passports to go abroad, which he
+soon afterwards did.
+
+ [24] The words of the treaty, which subsequent events have rendered
+ of importance, on this point, were these:--Philippe V. King of
+ Spain renounced "a toutes pretentions, droits, et titres que lui et
+ sa posterite avaient ou pourraient avoir a l'avenir a la couronne
+ de France. Il consentit pour lui et sa posterite que ce droit fut
+ tenu et considere comme passe au Duc de Berry son frere et a ses
+ descendans et posterite _male_; et en defaut de ce prince, et de sa
+ posterite _male_, au Duc de Bourbon son cousin et _a ses heritiers_,
+ et aussi successivement a tous les princes du sang de France." The
+ Duke of Saxony and his _male_ heirs were called to the succession,
+ failing Philippe V. and his male heirs. This act of renunciation
+ and entail of the crown of Spain on _male_ heirs, was ratified by
+ the Cortes of Castile and Arragon; by the parliament of Paris,
+ by Great Britain and France in the sixth article of the Treaty
+ of Utrecht.--_Vide_ SCHOELL, _Hist. de Trait._, ii. 99, 105, and
+ DUMONT, _Corp. Dipl._, tom. viii. p. 1. p. 339.
+
+ [25] Coxe, vi. 205.
+
+Great was the mourning, and loud the lamentations, both in the
+British and Allied troops, when the fatal day arrived that the
+former were to separate from their old companions in arms. On the
+10th July, the very day on which Quesnoy surrendered, the last of
+their long line of triumphs, Ormond, having exhausted every sort of
+procrastination to postpone the dreaded hour, was compelled to order
+the English troops to march. He in vain, however, gave a similar
+order to the auxiliaries in British pay; the hereditary Prince of
+Cassel replied--"The Hessians would gladly march, if it were to
+fight the French." Another, "We do not serve for pay, but fame."
+The native British, however, were compelled to obey the order of
+their sovereign, and they set out, twelve thousand strong, from
+the camp at Cambresis. Of all the Germans in British pay, only one
+battalion of Holstein men, and a regiment of dragoons from Liege,
+accompanied them. Silent and dejected they took their way; the men
+kept their eyes on the ground, the officers did not venture to
+return the parting salute of the comrades who had so long fought
+and conquered by their side. Not a word was spoken on either side,
+the hearts of all were too big for utterance; but the averted eye,
+the mournful air, the tear often trickling down the cheek, told
+the deep dejection which was every where felt. It seemed as if the
+Allies were following to the grave, with profound affection, the
+whole body of their British comrades. But when the troops reached
+their resting-place for the night, and the suspension of arms was
+proclaimed at the head of each regiment, the general indignation
+became so vehement, that even the bonds of military discipline were
+unable to restrain it. A universal cry, succeeded by a loud murmur,
+was heard through the camp. The British soldiers were seen tearing
+their hair, casting their muskets on the ground, and rending their
+clothes, uttering all the while furious exclamations against the
+government which had so shamefully betrayed them. The officers were
+so overwhelmed with vexation, that they sat apart in their tents
+looking on the ground, through very shame; and for several days
+shrunk from the sight even of their fellow-soldiers. Many left their
+colours to serve with the Allies, others withdrew, and whenever they
+thought of Marlborough and their days of glory, tears filled their
+eyes.[26]
+
+ [26] Cunningham, ii. 432; Milner, 356.
+
+It soon appeared that it was not without reason that these gloomy
+presentiments prevailed on both sides, as to the consequences of the
+British withdrawing from the contest. So elated were the French by
+their secession, that they speedily lost all sense of gratitude and
+even honesty, and refused to give up Dunkirk to the British, which
+was only effected with great difficulty on the earnest entreaties
+of the British government. So great were the difficulties which
+beset the negotiation, that St John was obliged to repair in person
+to Paris, where he remained _incognito_ for a considerable time,
+and effected a compromise of the objects still in dispute between
+the parties. The secession of England from the confederacy was
+now openly announced; and, as the Allies refused to abide by her
+preliminaries, the separate negotiation continued between the two
+countries, and lingered on for nearly a year after the suspension of
+arms.
+
+Meanwhile Eugene, after the departure of the British, continued his
+operations, and laid siege to Landrecies, the last of the barrier
+fortresses on the road to Paris, in the end of July. But it soon
+appeared that England had been the soul of the confederacy; and that
+it was the tutelary arm of Marlborough which had so long averted
+disaster, and chained victory to its standard. Nothing but defeat
+and misfortune attended the Allies after her secession. Even the
+great and tried abilities of Eugene were inadequate to procure for
+them one single success, after the colours of England no longer
+waved in their ranks. During the investment of Landrecies, Villars
+drew together the garrisons from the neighbouring towns, no longer
+threatened by the English troops, and surprised at Denain a body of
+eight thousand men, stationed there for the purpose of facilitating
+the passage of convoys to the besieging army. This disaster
+rendered it necessary to raise the siege of Landrecies, and Villars
+immediately resumed the offensive. Douay was speedily invested: a
+fruitless effort of Eugene to retain it only exposed him to the
+mortification of witnessing its surrender. Not expecting so sudden a
+reverse of fortune, the fortresses recently taken were not provided
+with provisions or ammunition, and were in no condition to make
+any effectual resistance. Quesnoy soon fell from this cause; and
+Bouchain, the last trophy of Marlborough's victories, opened its
+gates on the 10th October. The coalition was paralysed; and Louis,
+who so lately trembled for his capital, found his armies advancing
+from conquest to conquest, and tearing from the Allies the fruits of
+all their victories.[27]
+
+ [27] _Mem. de Villars_, ii. 396, 421.
+
+These disasters, and the evident inability of the Allied armies,
+without the aid of the English, to keep their ground in Flanders,
+in a manner compelled the Dutch, how unwilling soever, to follow
+the example of Great Britain, in treating separately with France.
+They became parties, accordingly, to the pacification at Utrecht;
+and Savoy also concluded peace there. But the barrier for which
+they had so ardently contended was, by the desertion of England,
+so much reduced, that it ceased to afford any effectual security
+against the encroachments of France. That power held the most
+important fortresses in Flanders which had been conquered by Louis
+XIV.--Cambray, Valenciennes, and Arras. Lille, the conquest on
+which Marlborough most prided himself, was restored by the Allies,
+and with it Bethune, Aire, St Venant, and many other places. The
+Dutch felt, in the strongest manner, the evil consequences of a
+treaty which thus, in a manner, left the enemy at their gates;
+and the irritation consequently produced against England was so
+violent that it continued through the greater part of the eighteenth
+century. Austria, indignant at being thus deserted by all her
+Allies, continued the contest alone through another campaign. But
+she was overmatched in the contest; her resources were exhausted;
+and, by the advice of Eugene, conferences were opened at Rastadt,
+from which, as a just reward for her perfidy, England was excluded.
+A treaty was soon concluded on the basis of the Treaty of Ryswick.
+It left Charles the Low Countries, and all the Spanish territories
+in Italy, except Sicily; but, with Sardinia, Bavaria was restored.
+France retained Landau, but restored New Brisach, Fribourg, and
+Kehl. Thus was that great power left in possession of the whole
+conquests ceded to Louis XIV. by the treaties of Aix-la-Chapelle,
+Nimeguen, and Ryswick, with the vast addition of the family alliance
+with a Bourbon prince, possessing Spain and the Indies. A century
+of repeated wars on the part of England and the European powers,
+with France, followed by the dreadful struggle of the Revolutionary
+contest, and the costly campaigns of Wellington, were the legacy
+bequeathed to the nation by Bolingbroke and Harley, in arresting
+the course of Marlborough's victories, and restoring France to
+preponderance, when it was on the eve of being reduced to a level
+consistent with the independence of other states. Well might Mr Pitt
+style the Treaty of Utrecht "the indelible reproach of the age!"[28]
+
+ [28] Mr Pitt to Sir Benjamin Keene.--_Memoirs of the Spanish Kings_,
+ c. 57.
+
+Marlborough's public career was now terminated; and the dissensions
+which had cast him down from power had so completely extinguished
+his political influence, that during the remaining years of his
+life, he rarely appeared at all in public life. On landing on
+the Continent, at Brille, on the 24th November, he was received
+with such demonstrations of gratitude and respect, as showed how
+deeply his public services had sunk into the hearts of men, and how
+warmly they appreciated his efforts to avert from England and the
+Coalition, the evils likely to flow from the Treaty of Utrecht. At
+Maestricht he was welcomed with the honours usually reserved for
+sovereign princes; and although he did his utmost, on the journey to
+Aix-la-Chapelle, to avoid attracting the public attention, and to
+slip unobserved through byways, yet the eagerness of the public, or
+the gratitude of his old soldiers, discovered him wherever he went.
+Wherever he passed, crowds of all ranks were waiting to see him,
+could they only get a glimpse of the hero who had saved the empire,
+and filled the world with his renown. All were struck with his noble
+air and demeanour, softened, though not weakened, by the approach
+of age. They declared that his appearance was not less conquering
+than his sword. Many burst into tears when they recollected what he
+had been, and what he was, and how unaccountably the great nation
+to which he belonged had fallen from the height of glory to such
+degradation. Yet was the manner of Marlborough so courteous and yet
+animated, his conversation so simple and yet cheerful, that it was
+commonly said at the time, "that the only things he had forgotten
+were his own deeds, and the only things he remembered were the
+misfortunes of others." Crowds of all ranks, from the highest to
+the lowest, hastened to attend his levee at Aix-la-Chapelle on the
+17th January 1713, and the Duke de Lesdeguieres, on leaving it,
+said, with equal justice and felicity,--"I can now say that I have
+seen the man who is equal to the Marechal de Turenne in conduct,
+to the Prince of Conde in courage, and superior to the Marechal de
+Luxembourg in success."[29]
+
+ [29] _Life of Marlborough_, 175.
+
+But if the veteran hero found some compensation, in the unanimous
+admiration of foreign nations, for the ingratitude with which he
+had been treated by the government of his own, he was soon destined
+to find that gratitude for past services was not to be looked
+for among foreign nations any more than his own countrymen. Upon
+the restoration of the Elector, by the treaty of Rastadt, the
+principality of Mendleheim, which had been bestowed upon Marlborough
+after the battle of Blenheim by the Emperor Joseph, was resumed
+by the Elector. No stipulation in his favour was made either by
+the British government or the Imperial court, and therefore the
+estate, which yielded a clear revenue of L2000 a-year, was lost to
+Marlborough. He transmitted, through Prince Eugene, a memorial to
+the Emperor, claiming an indemnity for his loss; but though it was
+earnestly supported by that generous prince, yet being unaided by
+any efforts on the part of the English ministry, it was allowed to
+fall asleep. An indemnity was often promised, even by the Emperor
+in writing,[30] but performance of the promise was always evaded.
+The Duke was made a prince of the Holy Roman Empire, but obtained
+nothing but empty honours for his services; and at this moment,
+these high-sounding titles are all that remain in the Marlborough
+family to testify the gratitude of the Caesars to the hero who saved
+their Imperial and Royal thrones.[31]
+
+ [30] "At the future congress, his Imperial Majesty will do all
+ that is possible to sustain my Lord Duke in the principality
+ of Mendleheim, but if it should so happen that any invincible
+ difficulty should occur in that affair, his Imperial Highness
+ will give his Highness an equivalent out of his own hereditary
+ dominions."--_Emperor Charles VI. to Duchess of Marlborough_, August
+ 8, 1712.--Coxe, vi. 248.
+
+ [31] Coxe, vi. 249, 251.
+
+The same oblivion of past and inappreciable services, when they
+were no longer required, pursued the illustrious general in his
+declining years, on the part of his own countrymen. The got-up
+stories about embezzlement and dilapidation of the public money, in
+Flanders, were allowed to go to sleep, when they had answered their
+destined purpose of bringing about his fall from political power.
+No grounds were found for a prosecution which could afford a chance
+of success, even in the swamped and now subservient House of Peers.
+But every thing that malice could suggest, or party bitterness
+effect, was done to fill the last days of the immortal hero with
+anxiety and disquiet. Additional charges were brought against him
+by the commissioners, founded on the allegation that he had drawn
+a pistole per troop, and ten shillings a company, for mustering
+the soldiers, though, in the foreign auxiliaries, it was often not
+done. Marlborough at once transmitted a refutation of those fresh
+charges, so clear and decisive, that it entirely silenced those
+accusations.[32] But his enemies, though driven from this ground,
+still persecuted him with unrelenting malice. The noble pile of
+Blenheim, standing, as it did, an enduring monument at once of the
+Duke's services and the nation's gratitude, was a grievous eyesore
+to the dominant majority in England, and they did all in their
+power to prevent its completion.
+
+ [32] Duke of Marlborough's Answer, June 2, 1713.
+
+Orders were first given to the Treasury, on June 1, 1712, to suspend
+any further payments from the royal exchequer; and commissioners
+were appointed to investigate the claims of the creditors and
+expense of the work. They recommended the payment of a third to each
+claimant, which was accordingly made; but as many years elapsed, and
+no further payments to account were made, the principal creditors
+brought an action in the Court of Exchequer against the Duke, as
+personally liable for the amount, and the court pronounced decree
+in favour of the plaintiffs, which was affirmed, after a long
+litigation, in the House of Lords. Meanwhile the works, for want
+of any paymaster, were at a stand; and this noble pile, this proud
+monument of a nation's gratitude, would have remained a modern ruin
+to this day, had it not been completed from the private funds of the
+hero whose services it was intended to commemorate. But the Duke
+of Marlborough, as well as the Duchess, were too much interested
+in the work to allow it to remain unfinished. He left by his will
+fifty thousand pounds to complete the building, which was still in
+very unfinished state at the time of his death, and the duty was
+faithfully performed by the Duchess after his decease. From the
+accounts of the total expense, preserved at Blenheim, it appears,
+that out of three hundred thousand pounds, which the whole edifice
+cost, no less than sixty thousand pounds was provided from the
+private funds of the Duke of Marlborough.[33]
+
+ [33] Coxe, vi. 369, 373.
+
+It may readily be believed that so long-continued and unrelenting a
+persecution of so great a man and distinguished benefactor of his
+country, proceeded from something more than mere envy at greatness,
+powerful as that principle ever is in little minds. In truth, it was
+part of the deep-laid plan for the restoration of the Stuart line,
+which the declining state of the Queen's health, and the probable
+unpopularity of the Hanover family, now revived in greater vigour
+than ever. During this critical period, Marlborough, who was still
+on the Continent, remained perfectly firm to the Act of Settlement,
+and the Protestant cause. Convinced that England was threatened
+with a counter-revolution, he used his endeavours to secure the
+fidelity of the garrison of Dunkirk, and offered to embark at its
+head in support of the Protestant succession. He sent General
+Cadogan to make the necessary arrangements with General Stanhope
+for transporting troops to England, to support the Hanoverian
+succession, and offered to lend the Elector of Hanover L20,000 to
+aid him in his endeavour to secure the succession. So sensible was
+the Electoral house of the magnitude of his services, and his zeal
+in their behalf, that the Electress Sophia entrusted him with a
+blank warrant, appointing him commander-in-chief of her troops and
+garrisons, on her accession to the crown.[34]
+
+ [34] Coxe, vi. 263.
+
+On the death of Queen Anne, on August 1, 1714, Marlborough
+returned to England, and was soon after appointed captain-general
+and master-general of the ordnance. Bolingbroke and Oxford were
+shortly after impeached, and the former then threw off the mask, by
+flying to France, where he openly entered into the service of the
+Pretender at St Germains. Marlborough's great popularity with the
+army was soon after the means of enabling him to appease a mutiny
+in the guards, which at first threatened to be alarming. During the
+rebellion in 1715, he directed, in a great degree, the operations
+against the rebels, though he did not actually take the field; and
+to his exertions, its rapid suppression was in a great measure to be
+ascribed.
+
+But the period had now arrived when the usual fate of mortality
+awaited this illustrious man. Severe domestic bereavements preceded
+his dissolution, and in a manner weaned him from a world which
+he had passed through with so much glory. His daughter, Lady
+Bridgewater, died in March 1714; and this was soon followed by
+the death of his favourite daughter, Anne Countess of Sunderland,
+who united uncommon elegance and beauty to unaffected piety and
+exemplary virtue. Marlborough himself was not long of following
+his beloved relatives to the grave. On the 28th May 1716, he was
+seized with a fit of palsy, so severe that it deprived him, for a
+time, alike of speech and recollection. He recovered, however, to
+a certain degree, and went to Bath, for the benefit of the waters;
+and a gleam of returning light shone upon his mind when he visited
+Blenheim on the 18th October. He expressed great satisfaction at the
+survey of the plan; which reminded him of his great achievements;
+but when he saw, in one of the few rooms which were finished, a
+picture of himself at the battle of Blenheim, he turned away with
+a mournful air, with the words--"Something then, but now----" On
+November 18th he was attacked by another stroke, more severe than
+the former, and his family hastened to pay the last duties, as
+they conceived, to their departing parent. The strength of his
+constitution, however, triumphed for a time even over this violent
+attack; but though he continued contrary to his own wishes, in
+conformity with those of his friends, who needed the support of
+his great reputation, to hold office, and occasionally appeared in
+parliament, yet his public career was at an end. A considerable
+addition was made to his fortune by the sagacity of the Duchess,
+who persuaded him to embark part of his funds in the South Sea
+scheme; and foreseeing the crash which was approaching, sold out so
+opportunely, that, instead of losing, she gained L100,000 by the
+transaction. On the 27th November 1721, he made his last appearance
+in the House of Lords; but in June 1722, he was again attacked with
+paralysis so violently, that he lay for some days nearly motionless,
+though in perfect possession of his faculties. To a question from
+the Duchess, whether he heard the prayers read as usual at night, on
+the 15th June, in his apartment; he replied, "Yes; and I joined in
+them." These were his last words. On the morning of the 16th he sunk
+rapidly, and, at four o'clock, calmly breathed his last, in the 72d
+year of his age.[35]
+
+ [35] Lediard, 496. Coxe, vi. 384, 385.
+
+Envy is generally extinguished by death, because the object of it
+has ceased to stand in the way of those who feel it. Marlborough's
+funeral obsequies were celebrated with uncommon magnificence, and
+all ranks and parties joined in doing him honour. His body lay in
+state for several days at Marlborough House, and crowds flocked
+together from all the three kingdoms to witness the imposing
+ceremony of his funeral, which was performed with the utmost
+magnificence, on the 28th June. The procession was opened by a
+long array of military, among whom were General, now Lord Cadogan,
+and many other officers who had suffered and bled in his cause.
+Long files of heralds, officers-at-arms, and pursuivants followed,
+bearing banners emblazoned with his armorial achievements, among
+which appeared, in uncommon lustre, the standard of Woodstock,
+exhibiting the arms of France on the Cross of St George. In the
+centre of the cavalcade was a lofty car, drawn by eight horses,
+which bore the mortal remains of the Hero, under a splendid canopy
+adorned by plumes, military trophies, and heraldic devices of
+conquest. Shields were affixed to the sides, bearing the names of
+the towns he had taken, and the fields he had won. Blenheim was
+there, and Oudenarde, Ramilies and Malplaquet; Lille and Tournay;
+Bethune, Douay, and Ruremonde; Bouchain and Mons, Maestricht and
+Ghent. This array of names made the English blush for the manner
+in which they had treated their hero. On either side were five
+generals in military mourning, bearing aloft banderoles, on which
+were emblazoned the arms of the family. Eight dukes supported
+the pall; besides the relatives of the deceased, the noblest and
+proudest of England's nobility joined in the procession. Yet the
+most moving part of the ceremony was the number of old soldiers who
+had combated with the hero on his fields of fame, and who might now
+be known, in the dense crowds which thronged the streets, by their
+uncovered heads, grey hairs, and the tears which trickled down their
+cheeks. The body was deposited, with great solemnity, in Westminster
+Abbey, at the east end of the tomb of Henry VII.; but this was not
+its final resting-place in this world. It was soon after removed
+to the chapel at Blenheim, where it was deposited in a magnificent
+mausoleum; and there it still remains, surmounted by the noble pile
+which the genius of Vanbrugh had conceived to express a nation's
+gratitude.[36]
+
+ [36] Coxe, vi. 384-387.
+
+The extraordinary merit of Marlborough's military talents will not
+be duly appreciated, unless the peculiar nature of the contest he
+was called on to direct, and the character which he assumed in his
+time, is taken into consideration.
+
+The feudal times had ceased--at least so far as the raising of
+a military force by its machinery was concerned. Louis XIV.,
+indeed, when pressed for men, more than once summoned the ban
+and arriere-ban of France to his standards, and he always had a
+gallant array of feudal nobility in his antechambers, or around his
+headquarters. But war, both on his part and that of his antagonists,
+was carried on, generally speaking, with standing armies, supported
+by the belligerent state. The vast, though generally tumultuary
+array which the Plantagenet or Valois sovereigns summoned to their
+support, but which, bound only to serve for forty days, generally
+disappeared before a few months of hostilities were over, could no
+longer be relied on. The modern system invented by revolutionary
+France, of making war maintain war, and sending forth starving
+multitudes with arms in their hands, to subsist by the plunder
+of the adjoining states, was unknown. The national passions had
+not been roused, which alone would bring it into operation. The
+decline of the feudal system forbade the hope that contests could
+be maintained by the chivalrous attachment of a faithful nobility:
+the democratic spirit had not been so aroused as to supply its place
+by popular fervour. Religious passions, indeed, had been strongly
+excited; but they had prompted men rather to suffer than to act: the
+disputations of the pulpit were their natural arena: in the last
+extremity they were more allied to the resignation of the martyr,
+than the heroism of the soldier. Between the two, there extended a
+long period of above a century and a half, during which governments
+had acquired the force, and mainly relied on the power, of standing
+armies; but the resources at their disposal for their support were
+so limited, that the greatest economy in the husbanding both of men
+and money was indispensable.
+
+Richard Coeur de Lion, Edward III., and Henry V., were the models
+of feudal leaders, and their wars were a faithful mirror of the
+feudal contests. Setting forth at the head of a force, which, if
+not formidable in point of numbers, was generally extremely so
+from equipment and the use of arms, the nobles around them were
+generally too proud and high-spirited to decline a combat, even
+on any possible terms of disadvantage. They took the field as
+the knights went to a _champ clos_, to engage their adversaries
+in single conflict; and it was deemed equally dishonourable to
+retire without fighting from the one as the other. But they had no
+permanent force at their disposal to secure a lasting fruit even
+from the greatest victories. The conquest of a petty province,
+a diminutive fortress, was often their only result. Hence the
+desperate battles, so memorable in warlike annals, which they
+fought, and hence the miserable and almost nugatory results which
+almost invariably followed their greatest triumphs. Cressy,
+Poictiers, and Azincour, followed by the expulsion of the English
+from France; Methven and Dunbar, by their ignominious retreat from
+Scotland; Ascalon and Ptolemais, by their being driven from the
+Holy Land, must immediately occur to every reader. This state of
+war necessarily imprinted a corresponding character on the feudal
+generals. They were high-spirited and daring in action--often
+skilful in tactics--generally ignorant of strategy--covetous of
+military renown, but careless of national advancement--and often
+more solicitous to conquer an adversary in single conflict, than
+reduce a fortress, or win a province.
+
+But when armies were raised at the expense, not of nobles, but of
+kings--when their cost became a lasting and heavy drain on the royal
+exchequer--sovereigns grew desirous of a more durable and profitable
+result from their victories. Standing armies, though commonly
+powerful, often irresistible when accumulated in large bodies--were
+yet extremely expensive. They were felt the more from the great
+difficulty of getting the people in every country, at that period,
+to submit to any considerable amount of direct taxation. More
+than one flourishing province had been lost, or powerful monarchy
+overturned, in the attempt to increase such burdens; witness the
+loss of Holland to Spain, the execution of Charles I. in England.
+In this dilemma, arising from the experienced necessity of raising
+standing armies on the one hand, and the extreme difficulty of
+permanently providing for them on the other, the only resource was
+to spare both the blood of the soldiers and the expenses of the
+government as much as possible. Durable conquests, acquisitions of
+towns and provinces which could yield revenues and furnish men,
+became the great object of ambition. The point of feudal honour was
+forgot in the inanity of its consequences; the benefits of modern
+conquests were felt in the reality of their results. A methodical
+cautious system of war was thus impressed upon generals by the
+necessities of their situation, and the objects expected from them
+by their respective governments. To risk little and gain much,
+became the great object: skill and stratagem gradually took the
+place of reckless daring; and the reputation of a general came to be
+measured rather by the permanent addition which his successes had
+made to the revenues of his sovereign, than the note with which the
+trumpet of Fame had proclaimed his own exploits.
+
+Turenne was the first, and, in his day, the greatest general in this
+new and scientific system of war. He first applied to the military
+art the resources of prudent foresight, deep thought, and profound
+combination; and the results of his successes completely justified
+the discernment which had prompted Louis XIV. to place him at the
+head of his armies. His methodical and far-seeing campaigns in
+Flanders, Franche Comte, Alsace, and Lorraine, in the early part of
+the reign of that monarch, added these valuable provinces to France,
+which have never since been lost. They have proved more durable than
+the conquests of Napoleon, which all perished in the lifetime of
+their author. Napoleon's legions passed like a desolating whirlwind
+over Europe, but they gave only fleeting celebrity, and entailed
+lasting wounds on France. Turenne's slow, or more methodical and
+more cautious conquests, have proved lasting acquisitions to the
+monarchy. Nancy still owns the French allegiance; Besancon and
+Strasbourg are two of its frontier fortresses; Lille yet is a
+leading stronghold in its iron barrier. Napoleon, it is well known,
+had the highest possible opinion of that great commander. He was
+disposed to place him at the head of modern generals; and his very
+interesting analysis of his campaigns is not the least important
+part of his invaluable memoirs.
+
+Conde, though living in the same age, and alternately the enemy
+and comrade of Turenne, belonged to a totally different class of
+generals, and, indeed, seemed to belong to another age of the
+world. He was warmed in his heart by the spirit of chivalry; he
+bore its terrors on his sword's point. Heart and soul he was
+heroic. Like Clive or Alexander, he was consumed by that thirst for
+fame, that ardent passion for glorious achievements, which is the
+invariable characteristic of elevated, and the most inconceivable
+quality to ordinary, minds. In the prosecution of this object, no
+difficulties could deter, no dangers daunt him. Though his spirit
+was chivalrous--though cavalry was the arm which suited his genius,
+and in which he chiefly delighted, he brought to the military art
+the power of genius and the resources of art; and no man could make
+better use of the power which the expiring spirit of feudality
+bequeathed to its scientific successors. He destroyed the Spanish
+infantry at Rocroy and Lens, not by mere desultory charges of the
+French cavalry, but by efforts of that gallant body as skilfully
+directed as those by which Hannibal overthrew the Roman legions at
+Thrasymene and Cannae. His genius was animated by the spirit of the
+fourteenth, but it was guided by the knowledge of the seventeenth,
+century.
+
+Bred in the school of Turenne, placed, like him, at the head of a
+force raised with difficulty, maintained with still greater trouble,
+Marlborough was the greatest general of the methodical or scientific
+school which modern Europe has produced. No man knew better the
+importance of deeds which fascinate the minds of men; none could
+decide quicker, or strike harder, when the proper time for action
+arrived. None, when the decisive crisis of the struggle approached,
+could expose his person more fearlessly, or lead his reserves
+more gallantly into the very hottest of the enemy's fire. To his
+combined intrepidity and quickness, in thus bringing the reserves,
+at the decisive moment, into action, all his wonderful victories,
+in particular Ramilies and Malplaquet, are to be ascribed. But, in
+the ordinary case, he preferred the bloodless methods of skill and
+arrangement. Combination was his great _forte_, and there he was not
+exceeded by Napoleon himself. To deceive the enemy as to the real
+point of attack--to perplex him by marches and countermarches--to
+assume and constantly maintain the initiative--to win by skill
+what could not be achieved by force, was his great delight; and in
+that, the highest branch of the military art, he was unrivalled
+in modern times. He did not despise stratagem. Like Hannibal, he
+resorted to that arm frequently, and with never-failing success.
+His campaigns, in that respect, bear a closer resemblance to those
+of the illustrious Carthaginian than those of any general in modern
+Europe. Like him, too, his administrative and diplomatic qualities
+were equal to his military powers. By his address, he retained in
+unwilling, but still effective union, an alliance, unwieldy from its
+magnitude, and discordant by its jealousies; and kept, in willing
+multitudes, around his standards, a _colluvies omnium gentium_, of
+various languages, habits, and religions--held in subjection by no
+other bond but the strong one of admiration for their general, and a
+desire to share in his triumphs.
+
+Consummate address and never-failing prudence were the great
+characteristics of the English commander. With such judgment did he
+measure his strength with those of his adversary--so skilfully did
+he choose the points of attack, whether in strategy or tactics--so
+well weighed were all his enterprises, so admirably prepared the
+means of carrying them into execution, that none of them ever
+miscarried. It was a common saying at the time, which the preceding
+narrative amply justifies, that he never fought a battle which he
+did not gain, nor laid siege to a town which he did not take. This
+extraordinary and unbroken success extended to all his manoeuvres,
+however trivial; and it has been already noticed, that the first
+disaster of any moment which occurred to his arms during _nine_
+successive and active campaigns, was the destruction of a convoy
+destined for the siege of St Venant, in October 1710, by one of
+Villars' detachments.[37] It was the admirable powers of arrangement
+and combination which he brought to bear on all parts of his army,
+equally from the highest to the lowest parts, which was the cause of
+this extraordinary and uninterrupted success.
+
+ [37] Marlborough's Dispatches. _Blackwood's Magazine_, Nov. 1846, p.
+
+He was often outnumbered by the enemy, always opposed by a
+homogeneous army, animated by one strong national and military
+spirit; while he was at the head of a discordant array of many
+different nations, some of them with little turn for warlike
+exploit, others lukewarm, or even treacherous in the cause. But
+notwithstanding this, he never lost the ascendant. From the time
+when he first began the war on the banks of the Maese in 1702, till
+his military career was closed in 1711, within the iron barrier
+of France, by the intrigues of his political opponents at home, he
+never abandoned the initiative. He was constantly on the offensive.
+When inferior in force, as he often was, he supplied the defect of
+military strength by skill and combination; when his position was
+endangered by the faults or treachery of others, as was still more
+frequently the case, he waited till a false move on the part of his
+adversaries enabled him to retrieve his affairs by some brilliant
+and decisive stroke. It was thus that he restored the war in
+Germany, after the affairs of the Emperor had been wellnigh ruined,
+by the brilliant cross march into Bavaria, and splendid victory at
+Blenheim; and regained Flanders for the Archduke by the stroke at
+Ramilies, after the imperial cause in that quarter had been all but
+lost by the treacherous surrender of Ghent and Bruges, in the very
+centre of his water communications.
+
+Lord Chesterfield, who knew him well, said that he was a man of
+excellent parts, and strong good sense, but of no very shining
+genius. The uninterrupted success of his campaigns, however, joined
+to the unexampled address with which he allayed the jealousies
+and stilled the discords of the confederacy whose armies he led,
+decisively demonstrates that the polished earl's opinion was not
+just; and that his partiality for the graces led him to ascribe
+an undue influence in the great duke's career to the inimitable
+suavity and courtesy of his manner. His enterprises and stratagems,
+his devices to deceive the enemy, and counterbalance inferiority
+of force by superiority of conduct; the eagle eye which, in the
+decisive moment, he brought to bear on the field of battle, and the
+rapidity with which in person he struck the final blow from which
+the enemy never recovered, bespeak the intuitive genius of war. It
+was the admirable _balance_ of his mental qualities which caused his
+originality to be under-valued;--no one power stood out in such bold
+relief as to overshadow all the others, and rivet the eye by the
+magnitude of its proportions. Thus his consummate judgment made the
+world overlook his invention; his uniform prudence caused his daring
+to be forgotten; his incomparable combinations often concealed
+the capacious mind which had put the whole in motion. He was so
+uniformly successful, that men forgot how difficult it is always to
+succeed in war. It was not till he was withdrawn from the conduct
+of the campaign, and disaster immediately attended the Allied arms,
+and France resumed the ascendant over the coalition, that Europe
+became sensible who had been the soul of the war, and how much had
+been lost when his mighty understanding was no longer at the head of
+affairs.
+
+A most inadequate opinion would be formed of Marlborough's
+mental character, if his military exploits alone were taken into
+consideration. Like all other intellects of the first order, he was
+equally capable of great achievements in peace as in war, and shone
+forth with not less lustre in the deliberations of the cabinet, or
+the correspondence of diplomacy, than in directing columns on the
+field of battle, or tracing out the line of approaches in the attack
+of fortified towns. Nothing could exceed the judgment and address
+with which he reconciled the jarring interests, and smoothed down
+the rival pretensions, of the coalesced cabinets. The danger was not
+so pressing as to unite their rival governments, as it afterwards
+did those of the Grand Alliance in 1813, for the overthrow of
+Napoleon; and incessant exertions, joined to the highest possible
+diplomatic address, judgment of conduct, and suavity of manner, were
+required to prevent the coalition, on various occasions during the
+course of the war, from falling to pieces. As it was, the intrigues
+of Bolingbroke and the Tories in England, and the ascendency of Mrs
+Masham in the Queen's bedchamber councils, at last counterbalanced
+all his achievements, and led to a peace which abandoned the most
+important objects of the war, and was fraught, as the event has
+proved, with serious danger to the independence and even existence
+of England. His winter campaign at the Allied courts, as he himself
+said, always equalled in duration, and often exceeded in importance
+and difficulty, that in summer with the enemy; and nothing is more
+certain, than that if a man of less capacity had been entrusted
+with the direction of its diplomatic relations, the coalition would
+have soon broken up without having accomplished any of the objects
+for which the war had been undertaken, from the mere selfishness and
+dissensions of the cabinets by whom it was conducted.
+
+With one blot, for which neither the justice of history, nor the
+partiality of biography either can or should attempt to make
+any apology, Marlborough's private character seems to have been
+unexceptionable, and was evidently distinguished by several noble
+and amiable qualities. That he was bred a courtier, and owed his
+first elevation to the favour with which he was regarded by one
+of the King's mistresses, was not his fault:--It arose, perhaps,
+necessarily from his situation, and the graces and beauty with which
+he had been so prodigally endowed by nature. The young officer of
+the Guards, who in the army of Louis XIV. passed by the name of the
+"handsome Englishman," could hardly be expected to be free from the
+consequences of female partiality at the court of Charles II. But
+in maturer years, his conduct in public, after William had been
+seated on the throne, was uniformly consistent, straightforward,
+and honourable. He was a sincere patriot, and ardently attached
+both to his country and the principles of freedom, at a time when
+both were wellnigh forgotten in the struggles of party, and the
+fierce contests for royal or popular favour. Though bred up in a
+licentious court, and early exposed to the most entrancing of its
+seductions, he was in mature life strictly correct, both in his
+conduct and conversation. He resisted every temptation to which his
+undiminished beauty exposed him after his marriage, and was never
+known either to utter, or permit to be uttered in his presence, a
+light or indecent expression. He discouraged to the utmost degree
+any instances of intemperance or licentiousness in his soldiers, and
+constantly laboured to impress upon his men a sense of moral duty
+and Supreme superintendence. Divine service was regularly performed
+in all his camps, both morning and evening; previous to a battle,
+prayers were read at the head of every regiment, and the first act,
+after a victory, was a solemn thanksgiving. "By those means," says a
+contemporary biographer, who served in his army, "his camp resembled
+a quiet, well-governed city. Cursing and swearing were seldom heard
+among the officers; a drunkard was the object of scorn: and even the
+soldiers, many of them the refuse and dregs of the nation, became,
+at the close of one or two campaigns, tractable, civil, sensible,
+and clean, and had an air and spirit above the vulgar."
+
+In political life, during his career after that event, he was
+consistent and firm; faithful to his party, but more faithful still
+to his country. He was a generous friend, an attached, perhaps too
+fond a husband. During the whole of his active career, he retained a
+constant sense of the superintendence and direction of the Supreme
+Being, and was ever the first to ascribe the successes which he had
+gained, to Divine protection; a disposition which appeared with
+peculiar grace amidst the din of arms, and the flourish of trumpets
+for his own mighty achievements. Even the one occasion on which,
+like David, he fell from his high principles, will be regarded by
+the equitable observer with charitable, if not forgiving eyes. He
+will recollect, that perfection never yet belonged to a child of
+Adam; he will measure the dreadful nature of the struggle which
+awaits an upright and generous mind when loyalty and gratitude impel
+one way, and religion and patriotism another. Without attempting to
+justify an officer who employs the power bestowed by one government
+to elevate another on its ruins, he will yet reflect, that in such
+a crisis, even the firmest heads and the best hearts may be led
+astray. If he is wise, he will ascribe the fault--for fault it
+was--not so much to the individual, as the time in which he lived;
+and feel a deeper thankfulness that his own lot has been cast in a
+happier age, when the great moving passions of the human heart act
+in the same direction, and a public man need not fear that he is
+wanting in his duty to his sovereign, because he is performing that
+to his country.
+
+Marlborough was often accused of avarice: but his conduct through
+life sufficiently demonstrated that in him the natural desire
+to accumulate a fortune, which belongs to every rational mind,
+was kept in subjection to more elevated principles. His repeated
+refusal of the government of the Netherlands, with its magnificent
+appointment of L.60,000 a-year, was a sufficient proof how much he
+despised money when it interfered with public duty; his splendid
+edifices, both in London and Blenheim, attest how little he valued
+it for any other sake but as it might be applied to noble and worthy
+objects.[38] He possessed the magnanimity in every thing which is
+the invariable characteristic of real greatness. Envy was unknown,
+suspicion loathsome, to him. He often suffered by the generous
+confidence with which he trusted his enemies. He was patient
+under contradiction; placid and courteous both in his manners and
+demeanour; and owed great part of his success, both in the field and
+in the cabinet, to the invariable suavity and charm of his manner.
+His humanity was uniformly conspicuous. Not only his own soldiers,
+but his enemies never failed to experience it. Like Wellington,
+his attention to the health and comforts of his men was incessant;
+and, with his daring in the field and uniform success in strategy,
+endeared him in the highest degree to the men. Troops of all nations
+equally trusted him; and the common saying, when they were in any
+difficulty, "Never mind--'Corporal John' will get us out of it,"
+was heard as frequently in the Dutch, Danish, or German, as in the
+English language. He frequently gave the weary soldiers a place in
+his carriage, and got out himself to accommodate more; and his first
+care, after an engagement, invariably was to visit the field of
+battle, and do his utmost to assuage the sufferings of the wounded,
+both among his own men and those of the enemy.
+
+ [38] Marlborough House in London cost about L.100,000.--Coxe, vi.
+ 399.
+
+The character of this illustrious man has been thus portrayed by two
+of the greatest writers in the English language, the latter of whom
+will not be accused of undue partiality to his political enemy. "It
+is a characteristic," says Adam Smith, "almost peculiar to the great
+Duke of Marlborough, that ten years of such uninterrupted and such
+splendid successes as scarce any other general could boast of, never
+betrayed him into a single rash action, scarce into a single rash
+word or expression. The same temperate coolness and self-command
+cannot, I think, be ascribed to any other great warrior of later
+times--not to Prince Eugene, nor to the late King of Prussia, nor to
+the great Prince of Conde, not even to Gustavus Adolphus. Turenne
+seems to have approached the nearest to it: but several actions of
+his life demonstrate that it was in him by no means so perfect as
+in the great Duke of Marlborough."[39] "By King William's death,"
+says Bolingbroke, "the Duke of Marlborough was raised to the head
+of the army, and indeed of the confederacy, where he, a private
+man, a subject, obtained by merit and by management a more decided
+influence than high birth, confirmed authority, and even the crown
+of Great Britain, had given to King William. Not only all the parts
+of that vast machine, the Grand Alliance, were kept more compact and
+entire, but a more rapid and vigorous motion was given to the whole;
+and instead of languishing or disastrous campaigns, we saw every
+scene of the war full of action. All those wherein he appeared,
+and many of those wherein he was not then an actor, but abettor,
+however, of their actions, were crowned with the most triumphant
+success. I take with pleasure this opportunity of doing justice to
+that great man, whose faults I know, whose virtues I admire, and
+whose memory, _as the greatest general and greatest minister that
+our country or any other has produced_, I honour."[40]
+
+ [39] SMITH'S _Moral Sentiments_, ii. 158.
+
+ [40] BOLINGBROKE'S _Letters on the Study of History_, ii. 172.
+
+
+
+
+MILDRED;
+
+A TALE.
+
+
+PART I. CHAP. I.
+
+The town of Wimborne, in Dorsetshire, boasts the possession of
+a very ancient cathedral-like church, dignified with the title
+of Minster, but, with this exception, is as utterly devoid, we
+believe, of all interest to the traveller, as any of the numerous
+country-towns which he rapidly passes through, and so gladly quits,
+wondering for the moment how it is that any one can possibly consent
+to be left behind in them. He who has journeyed from Southampton
+to Poole will remember the town, from the circumstance that he
+quitted by the same narrow streets by which he entered it, his road
+not passing directly through, but forming an angle at this point.
+He will call to mind what appeared an unaccountable turning and
+twisting about of the coach, whilst the horses were being changed,
+and a momentary alarm at finding that he was retracing his steps;
+he will remember the two massive square towers of the old church,
+peering above the roofs of the houses; and this is all that he will
+know, or have the least desire to know, of the town of Wimborne.
+
+If, however, the traveller should be set down in this quiet place,
+and be compelled to wait there half a day for the arrival of some
+other coach to carry him to his destination, he will probably wile
+away his time by a visit to its antique and venerable church; and
+after climbing, by the dark and narrow staircase, to the top of one
+of its towers, he will be somewhat surprised to find himself--in
+a library! A small square room is fitted up with shelves, whereon
+a number of books are deposited, and the centre is occupied by a
+large reading-desk, and a massive oak table, apparently coeval
+with the tower itself, and which was probably placed there before
+the roof was put on, since it never could have been introduced by
+the stairs or through the window. It is no modern library, be it
+understood--no vestry reading-room connected with the Sunday school
+of the place; they are old books, black-letter quartos, illuminated
+missals, now dark and mouldy, and whose parchment has acquired no
+pleasant odour from age. By no means is it a circulating library,
+for some of the books are still chained to the reading-desk; and
+many more have their rusty iron chain twisted about them, by which
+they, in their turn, were bound to the desk. If the traveller should
+not be favoured with that antiquarian taste which finds a charm in
+decyphering, out of mouldy and black-letter volumes, what would not
+be worth his perusal in the most luxurious type of modern days, he
+will at least derive some pleasure from opening the little windows
+of the tower, and inhaling the fresh breeze that will blow in upon
+him, and in looking over an extensive prospect of green meadows,
+with their little river meandering about in them. It must have
+formed a pleasant retreat at one time to the two or three learned
+clerks, or minor canons, or neighbouring monks or friars--we may be
+sure there were never many of such students--who used to climb this
+turret for their morning or their evening lucubrations.
+
+The only student who had, perhaps for some centuries, frequented
+it--and she brought her own books with her, and was very unlike
+either learned clerk, or monk, or friar--was Mildred Willoughby. She
+used to delight--a taste savouring of extreme youth--to bring the
+book she was perusing from her own comfortable parlour, to climb
+up with it to this solitary height, and there read it alone. She
+had no difficulty in obtaining from the parish-clerk permission to
+be left in this chosen solitude--to draw the one wooden chair it
+possessed to the window, and there to sit, and read, or muse, or
+look upon the landscape, just as long as she pleased. It did not
+very frequently happen that this functionary was called upon to
+exhibit the old tower to the curiosity of strangers; but if this
+occurred whilst she was thus occupied, she would rise from her seat,
+and for a moment put on the air of a visitor also--walk slowly round
+the room, looking at the backs of the books, or out of the window at
+the prospect, as if she saw them for the first time! and when the
+company had retreated, (and there was little to detain them long,)
+would quietly return to her chair, her study, or her reverie.
+
+One reason she might have given, beside the romantic and pensive
+mood it inspired, for her choice of this retreat--the charm of being
+alone. Nothing could be more quiet--to look at the exterior--than
+the house she called her home. It stood at the extremity of the
+town, protected from the road by its own neat inclosure of turf and
+gravel-walk--surely as remote from every species of disturbance or
+excitement as the most devoted student could desire. We question
+even whether a barrel-organ or a hurdy-gurdy was ever known to
+commit an outrage upon its tranquillity; and for its interior, were
+not Mr and Miss Bloomfield (they were brother and sister, uncle and
+aunt of Mildred) the most staid, orderly, methodical persons in the
+world? Did not the bachelor uncle cover every part of the house,
+and the kitchen stairs in particular, with thick carpet, in order
+that the footsteps of John and the maid should not disquiet him? The
+very appearance of the garden, both before and behind the house, was
+sufficient to show how orderly a genius presided over it. Could box
+be cut more neatly? or gravel-walks be kept cleaner? You saw a tall
+lance-like instrument standing by the steps of the back-door, its
+constant place. With this Mr Bloomfield frequently made the circuit
+of his garden, but with no hostile purpose: he merely transfixed
+with it the dry leaves or the splinters of wood that had strayed
+upon his gravel, carrying them off in triumph to a neat wooden
+receptacle, where they were both imprisoned and preserved. And Miss
+Bloomfield, she also was one of the most amiable of women, and as
+attached to a quiet and orderly house as her brother. Neither could
+any two persons be more kind, or more fond of their niece, than
+they were. But it was from this very kindness, this very fondness,
+that Mildred found it so pleasant at times to escape. Her aunt,
+especially, was willing to grant her any indulgence but that of
+being alone. This her love for her niece, and her love of talking,
+would rarely permit. Neither could Mildred very graciously petition
+for this unsocial privilege. In youth, nothing is so delightful
+as solitude, especially when it is procured by stealth, by some
+subtle contrivance, some fiction or pretence; and many a time did
+her aunt find it necessary to pursue Mildred to her own chamber,
+and many a time did she bring her down into the parlour, repeating,
+with unfeigned surprise, and a tone of gentle complaint, the always
+unanswerable question--what she _could_ be doing so long in her own
+room? Therefore it was that she was fain to steal out alone--take
+her walk through the churchyard, ascend the tower, enter its little
+library, and plant herself in its old arm-chair for an hour of
+solitary reading or thinking.
+
+Mildred Willoughby was born in India, and her parents (the greatest
+misery attendant upon a residence in that climate) were compelled
+to send her to England to be reared, as well as educated. She had
+been placed under the care of her uncle and aunt. These had always
+continued to live together--bachelor and spinster. As their united
+incomes enabled them to surround themselves with every comfort and
+personal luxury, and as they were now of a very mature age, it was
+no longer considered to be in the chapter of probabilities that
+either of them would change their condition. Miss Bloomfield, in
+her youth, was accounted a beauty--the _belle_ of Wimborne; and we
+may be sure that personal charms, a very amiable disposition, and a
+considerable fortune, could not fail to bring her numerous admirers
+and suitors. But her extreme placidity of temper no passion seems
+ever to have ruffled; and it did so happen, that though her hand had
+often been solicited, no opportunity of marriage had been offered to
+her which would not have put in jeopardy some of those comforts and
+indulgences to which she was habituated. She was pleased with the
+attentions of gentlemen, and was studious to attract them; but there
+was nothing in that word _love_ which could have compensated for the
+loss of her favourite attendants, or of that pretty little carriage
+that drew her about the country.
+
+As for Mr Bloomfield, it was generally supposed that he had
+suffered from more than one tender disappointment, having always
+had the misfortune to fix his affections just where they could not
+be returned. But those who knew him well would say, that Josiah
+Bloomfield was, in fact, too timid and irresolute a man ever to have
+married--that being himself conscious of this, yet courting, at the
+same time, the excitement of a tender passion, he invariably made
+love where he was sure to be rejected. Many a fascinating girl came
+before him, whom he might have won, from whose society, for this
+very reason, he quietly withdrew, to carry his sighs to some quarter
+where a previous engagement, or some other obstacle, was sure to
+procure him a denial. He thus had all the pleasing pains of wooing,
+and earned the credit for great sensibility, whilst he hugged
+himself in the safe felicity of a single life. By this time, a more
+confirmed or obdurate bachelor did not exist; yet he was pleased
+to be thought to wear the willow, and would, from time to time,
+endeavour to extort compassion by remote hints at the sufferings he
+had endured from unreturned affection.
+
+Two such persons, it will be supposed, were at first somewhat
+alarmed at the idea of taking into their establishment a little
+girl about four or five years old. Indeed, they had, in the first
+instance, only so far agreed to take charge of her as to find her
+a fit school--to receive her at the holidays--and, in this distant
+manner, superintend her education. But Mildred proved so quiet, so
+tractable, and withal so cheerful a child, that they soon resolved
+to depart from this plan. She had not been long in the house before
+it would have been a great distress to both of them to have parted
+with her. It was determined that she should reside perpetually
+with them, and that the remittances received from India should be
+employed in obtaining the very best masters that could be procured
+from Bath or Exeter. Mr Bloomfield found, in the superintendence of
+Mildred's education, an employment which made the day half as short
+as it had ever been before. He was himself a man fond of reading;
+and if he had not a very large store of thoughts, he had at least an
+excellent library, into which Mildred, who had now arrived at the
+age of fifteen, had already begun to penetrate.
+
+And books--her music--&c., a few friends, more distinguished by
+good-breeding and good-nature than by any vivacity of mind, were
+all the world of Mildred Willoughby, and it was a world that there
+seemed little probability of her getting beyond. It had been
+expected that about this time she would have returned to India to
+her parents; but her mother had died, and her father had expressed
+no wish that she should be sent out to him. On the contrary, beyond
+certain pecuniary remittances, and these came through an agent's
+hands, there was nothing to testify that he bore any remembrance
+of his daughter. Of her father, very contradictory reports had
+reached her; some said that he had married again, and had formed
+an engagement of which he was not very proud; others that he had
+quitted the service, and was now travelling, no one knew where,
+about the world. At all events, he appeared to have forgotten that
+he had a daughter in England; and Mildred was almost justified in
+considering herself--as she did in her more melancholy moments--as
+in fact an orphan, thrown upon the care of an uncle and aunt, and
+dependent almost entirely upon them.
+
+One fine summer's day, as she was enjoying her lofty solitude in
+the minster tower, a visitor had been allowed to grope up his way
+unattended into its antique library. On entering, he was not a
+little startled to see before him in this depository of mouldering
+literature a blooming girl in all the freshness and beauty of
+extreme youth. He hesitated a moment whether to approach and
+disturb so charming a vision. But, indeed, the vision was very soon
+disturbed. For Mildred, on her side, was still more startled at this
+entrance, alone and suddenly, of a very handsome young man--for
+such the stranger was--and blushed deeply as she rose from her
+chair and attempted to play as usual the part of casual visitor. He
+bowed--what could he less?--and made some apology for his having
+startled her by his abrupt entrance.
+
+The stranger's manner was so quiet and unpresuming, that the
+timidity of Mildred soon disappeared, and before she had time to
+think what was most _proper_ to do, she found herself in a very
+interesting conversation with one who evidently was as intelligent
+as he was well-bred and good-looking. She had let fall her book in
+her hurry to rise. He picked it up, and as he held the elegantly
+bound volume in his hand, which ludicrously contrasted with the
+mouldy and black-letter quartos that surrounded them, he asked with
+a smile, on which shelf he was to deposit it. "This fruit," said
+he, "came from another orchard." And seeing the title at the back,
+he added, "Italian I might have expected to find in a young lady's
+hand, but I should have looked for a Tasso, not an Alfieri."
+
+"Yes," she replied gaily, "a damsel discovered reading in this old
+turret ought to have book of chivalry in her hand. I have read
+Tasso, but I do not prefer him. Alfieri presents me quite as much as
+Tasso with a new world to live in, and it is a more real world. I
+seem to be learning from him the real feelings of men."
+
+The stranger was manifestly struck by this kind of observation
+from one so young, and still more by the simple and unpretending
+manner in which it was uttered. Mildred had not the remotest idea
+of talking criticism, she was merely expressing her own unaffected
+partialities. He would have been happy to prolong the conversation,
+but the clerk, or verger, who had missed his visitor--as well he
+might, for his visitor had purposely given him the slip, as all wise
+men invariably do to all cicerones of whatever description--had at
+length tracked his fugitive up the tower, and into the library. His
+entrance interrupted their dialogue, and compelled the stranger very
+soon afterwards to retreat. He made his bow to the fair lady of the
+tower and descended.
+
+Mildred read very little more that day, and if she lingered somewhat
+longer in meditation, her thoughts had less connexion than ever
+with antiquities of any kind. She descended, and took her way
+home. The probability that she might meet the stranger in passing
+through the town--albeit there was nothing, disagreeable in the
+thought--made her walk with unusual rapidity, and bend her eyes
+pertinaciously upon the ground. The consequence of which was, that
+in turning the corner of a street which she passed almost every day
+of her life, she contrived to entangle her dress in some of the
+interesting hardware of the principal ironmonger of the place, who,
+for the greater convenience of the inhabitants, was accustomed to
+advance his array of stoves and shovels far upon the pavement, and
+almost before their feet. As she turned and stooped to disengage
+her dress, she found that relief and rescue were already at hand.
+The stranger knight, who had come an age too late to release her
+as a captive from the tower, was affording the best assistance he
+could to extricate her from entanglement with a kitchen-range. Some
+ludicrous idea of this kind occurred to both at the same time--their
+eyes met with a smile--and their hands had very nearly encountered
+as they both bent over the tenacious muslin. The task, however,
+was achieved, and a very gracious "thank you" from one of the most
+musical of voices repaid the stranger for his gallantry.
+
+That evening Mildred happened to be sitting near the window--it
+must have been by merest hazard, for she very rarely occupied that
+part of the room--as the Bath coach passed their gates. A gentleman
+seated on the roof appeared to recognise her--at least, he took
+his hat off as he passed. Was it the same?--and what if it were?
+Evidently he was a mere passer-by, who had been detained in the town
+a few hours, waiting for this coach. Would he ever even think again
+of the town of Wimborne--of its old minster--or its tower--and the
+girl he surprised sitting there, in its little antique library?
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+Between two or three years have elapsed, and our scene changes from
+the country town of Wimborne to the gay and pleasant capital of
+Belgium.
+
+Mr and Miss Bloomfield had made a bold, and, for them, quite a
+tremendous resolution, to take a trip upon the Continent, which
+should extend--as far as their courage held out. The pleasure and
+profit this would afford their niece, was no mean inducement to the
+enterprise. Mr Bloomfield judged that his ward, after the course of
+studies she had pursued, and the proficiency she had attained in
+most feminine accomplishments, was ripe to take advantage of foreign
+travel. Mr Bloomfield judged wisely; but Mr Bloomfield neither
+judged, nor was, perhaps, capable of judging how far, in fact, the
+mind of his niece _had_ advanced, or what singular good use she
+had made of his own neglected library. She had been grappling with
+all sorts of books--of philosophy and of science, as well as of
+history and poetry. But that cheerful quietude which distinguished
+her manner, concealed these more strenuous efforts of her mind. She
+never talked for display--she had, indeed, no arena for display--and
+the wish for it was never excited in her mind. What she read and
+thought, she revolved in herself, and was perfectly content. How it
+might have been had she lived amongst those who would have called
+her forth, and overwhelmed her with praise, it would be difficult to
+tell. As it was, Mildred Willoughby presented to the imagination the
+most fascinating combination of qualities it would be possible to
+put together. A young girl of most exquisite beauty, (she had grown
+paler than when we last saw her, but this had only given increased
+lustre to her blue eye)--of manners the most unaffected--of a temper
+always cheerful, always tranquil--was familiar with trains of deep
+reflection--possessed a practised intellect and really cultivated
+mind. In this last respect, there was not a single person in all
+Wimborne or its neighbourhood who had divined her character. That
+she was a charming girl, though a little too pale--very amiable,
+though a little too reserved--of a temper provokingly calm, for
+she was not ruffled even where she ought to be--and that she sang
+well, and played well; such would have been the summary of her good
+qualities from her best and most intimate friends. She was now
+enjoying, with her uncle and aunt--but in a manner how different
+from theirs!--the various novelties, great and small, which a
+foreign country presents to the eye.
+
+Those who, in their travels, estimate the importance of any spot by
+its distance or its difficulty of access, will hardly allow such
+a place as Brussels to belong to _foreign parts_. It is no more
+than an excursion to Margate: it is but a day's journey. True; but
+your day's journey has brought you to another people--to another
+religion. We are persuaded that a man shall travel to Timbuctoo,
+and he shall not gain for himself a stronger impression of novelty,
+than a sober Protestant shall procure by entering the nearest
+country where the Roman Catholic worship is in full practice.
+He has seen cathedrals--many and beautiful--but they were mere
+architectural monuments, half deserted, one corner only employed for
+the modest service of his church--the rest a noble space for the
+eye to traverse, in which he has walked, hat in hand, meditating
+on past times and the middle ages. But if he cross the Channel,
+those past times--they have come back again; those middle ages--he
+is in the midst of them. The empty cathedral has become full to
+overflowing; there are the lights burning in mid-day, and he hears
+the Latin chant, and sees high-priests in gorgeous robes making
+mystic evolutions about the altar; and there is the incense, and
+the sprinkling of holy water, and the tinkling bell, and whatever
+the Jew or the Pagan has in times past bequeathed to the Christian.
+Or let him only look up the street. Here comes, tottering in the
+air, upon the shoulders of its pious porters, Our Lady herself,
+with the Holy Child in one arm, and her sceptre in the other, and
+the golden crown upon her head. Here she is in her satin robe,
+stiff with embroidery, and gay with lace, and decked with tinsel
+ornaments beyond our power of description. If the character of the
+festival require it, she is borne by six or eight maidens clad in
+white, with wreaths of white roses on their heads; and you hear it
+whispered, as they approach, that such a one is beautiful Countess
+of C----; and, countess or not, there is amongst those bearers a
+face very beautiful, notwithstanding that the heat of the day, and
+a burden of no light weight, has somewhat deranged the proportions
+of the red and white which had been so cunningly laid on. And then
+comes the canopy of cloth of gold, borne over the bare head of the
+venerable priest, who holds up to the people, inclosed in a silver
+case, imitative of rays of glory, the sacred host; holds it up with
+both his hands, and fastens both his eyes devoutly on the back of
+it; and boys in their scarlet tunics, covered with white lace, are
+swinging the censor before it; and the shorn priests on each side,
+with lighted tapers in their hands, tall as staves, march, chanting
+forth--we regret to say, with more vehemence than melody.
+
+Is not all this strange enough? The state-carriage of the King of
+the Ashantees was, some years ago, captured in war, and exhibited in
+London; and a curious vehicle it was, with its peacocks' feathers,
+and its large glass beads hung round the roof to glitter and jingle
+at the same time. But the royal carriage of the Ashantees, or all
+that the court of the Ashantees could possibly display, is not half
+so curious, half so strange to any meditative spirit, as this image
+of the Holy Virgin met as it parades the streets, or seen afterwards
+deposited in the centre of the temple, surrounded by pots of
+flowers, real and artificial, by vases filled with lilies of glazed
+muslin, and altogether tricked out with such decorations as a child
+would lavish on its favourite doll if it had an infinite supply of
+tinsel.
+
+And they worship _that_!
+
+"No!" exclaims some very candid gentleman. "No sir, they by no means
+worship it; and you must be a very narrow-minded person if you think
+so. Such images are employed by the Catholic as representatives,
+as symbols only--visible objects to direct his worship to that
+which is invisible." O most candid of men! and most liberal of
+Protestants! we do not say that Dr Wiseman or M. Chateaubriand
+worship images. But just step across the water--we do not ask you to
+travel into Italy or Spain, where the symptoms are ten times more
+violent--just walk into some of these churches in Belgium, _and
+use your own eyes_. It is but a journey of four-and-twenty hours;
+and if you are one of those who wish to bring into our own church
+the more frequent use of form and ceremony and visible symbol, it
+will be the most salutory journey you ever undertook. Meanwhile
+consider, and explain to us, why it is--if images are understood
+to have only this subordinate function--that one image differs so
+much from another in honour and glory. This Virgin, whom we have
+seen parade the streets, is well received and highly respected; but
+there are other Virgins--ill-favoured, too, and not at all fit to
+act as representatives of any thing feminine--who are infinitely
+more honoured and observed. The sculpture of Michael Angelo never
+wins so much devotion as you shall see paid here, in one of their
+innumerable churches, to a dark, rude, and odious misrepresentation
+of Christ. They put a mantle on it of purple cotton, edged with
+white, and a reed in its hand, and they come one after the other,
+and kiss its dark feet; and mothers bring their infants, and put
+their soft lips to the wound that the nail made, and then depart
+with full sense of an act of piety performed. And take this into
+account, that such act of devotion is no casual enthusiasm, no
+outbreak of passionate piety overleaping the bounds of reason;
+it is done systematically, methodically; the women come with
+their green tin cans, slung upon their arm, full of their recent
+purchases in the market, you see them enter--approach--put down the
+can--kiss--take up the can, and depart. They have fulfilled a duty.
+
+But we have not arrived in Brussels to loiter in churches or discuss
+theology.
+
+"Monsieur and the ladies will go to the ball to-night," said their
+obliging host to our party. "It is an annual ball," he continued,
+"given by the Philanthropical Society for the benefit of the poor.
+Their Majesties, the king and the queen, will honour it with their
+presence, and it is especially patronised by your fair countrywomen.
+
+"Enough," said Mr Bloomfield; "we will certainly go to the ball.
+To be in the same room with a living king and queen--it is an
+opportunity by no means to be lost."
+
+"And then," said Miss Bloomfield, "it is an act of charity."
+
+This species of charity is very prevalent at Brussels. You dance
+there out of pure commiseration. It is an excellent invention, this
+gay benevolence. You give, and you make no sacrifice; you buy balls
+and concerts with the money you drop into the beggar's hat; charity
+is all sweetness. Poverty itself wears quite a festive air; the poor
+are the farmers-general of our pleasures; it is they who give the
+ball. Long live the dance! Long live the poor!
+
+They drive to the ball-room in the Rue Ducale. They enter an oblong
+room, spacious, of good proportions, and brilliantly lit up with
+that gayest of all artificial lights--the legitimate wax candle,
+thickly clustered in numerous chandeliers. Two rows of Corinthian
+columns support the roof, and form a sort of arcade on either side
+for spectators or the promenade, the open space in the centre being,
+of course, devoted to the dance. At the upper end is a raised dais
+with chairs of state for their Majesties. What, in day-time, were
+windows are filled with large mirrors, most commodiously reflecting
+the fair forms that stand or pass before them. How smooth is the
+inlaid polished floor! and how it seems to foretell the dance
+for which its void space is so well prepared! No incumbrance of
+furniture here; no useless decorations. Some cushioned forms covered
+with crimson velvet, some immense vases occupying the corners of the
+room filled with exotic plants, are all that could be admitted of
+one or the other.
+
+The orchestra, established in a small gallery over the door, strikes
+up the national air, and the royal party, attended by their suite,
+proceed through the centre of the room, bowing right and left. They
+take their seats. That instant the national air changes to a rapid
+waltz, and in the twinkling of an eye, the whole of that spacious
+floor is covered thick with the whirling multitude. The sober Mr
+Bloomfield, to whom such a scene is quite a novelty, grows giddy
+with the mere view of it. He looks with all his might, but he ought
+to have a hundred pairs of eyes to watch the mazes of this dance.
+One couple after another appear and vanish as if by enchantment. He
+sees a bewitching face--he strives to follow it--impossible!--in
+a minute fifty substitutes are presented to him--it is lost in a
+living whirlpool of faces.
+
+To one long accustomed to the quiet and monotony of a country life,
+it would be difficult to present a spectacle more novel or striking
+than this of a public ball-room; and though for such a novelty it
+was not necessary to cross the water, yet assuredly, in his own
+country, Mr Bloomfield would never have been present at such a
+spectacle. We go abroad as much to throw ourselves for a time into
+new manners of life, as to find new scenes of existence. He stood
+bewildered. Some two hundred couples gyrating like mad before him.
+Sometimes the number would thin, and the fervour of the movement
+abate--the floor began, in parts, to be visible--the storm and the
+whirlwind were dying away. But a fresh impulse again seized on both
+musicians and dancers--the throng of these gentle dervishes, of
+these amiable maenads, became denser than ever--the movement more
+furious--the music seemed to madden them and to grow mad itself: he
+shut his eyes, and drew back quite dizzy from the scene.
+
+It is a singular phenomenon, this waltz, retained as it is in the
+very heart of our cold and punctilious civilisation. How have we
+contrived, amidst our quiet refinement and fastidious delicacy,
+to preserve an amusement which has in it the very spirit of the
+Cherokee Indian? There is nothing sentimental--nothing at all,
+in the waltz. In this respect, mammas need have no alarm. It is
+the mere excitement of rapid movement--a dextrous and delirious
+rotation. It is the enthusiasm only of the feet--the ecstacy of
+mere motion. Yes! just at that moment when, on the extended arm of
+the cavalier, the soft and rounded arm of his partner is placed so
+gently and so gracefully--(as for the hand upon the whalebone waist
+no electricity comes that way)--just then there may be a slight
+emotion which would be dangerous if prolonged; but the dance begins,
+and there is no room for any other rapture than that of its own
+swift and giddy course. There are no beatings of the heart after
+that; only pulsations of the great artery.
+
+Found where it is, it is certainly a remarkable phenomenon, this
+waltz. Look now at that young lady--how cold, formal, stately!--how
+she has been trained to act the little queen amongst her admirers
+and flatterers! See what a _reticence_ in all her demeanour. Even
+feminine curiosity, if not subdued, has been dissimulated; and
+though she notes every thing and every body, and can describe,
+when she returns home, the dress of half the ladies in the room,
+it is with an eye that seems to notice nothing. Her head has just
+been released from the hair-dresser, and every hair is elaborately
+adjusted. To the very holding of an enormous bouquet, "round
+as my shield," which of itself seems to forbid all thoughts of
+motion--every thing has been arranged and re-arranged. She sits
+like an alabaster figure; she speaks, it is true, and she smiles as
+she speaks; but evidently the smile and the speech have no natural
+connexion with one another; they co-exist, but they have both been
+quite separately studied, prepared, permitted. Well, the waltz
+strikes up, and at a word from that bowing gentleman, himself a
+piece of awful formality, this pale, slow, and graceful automaton
+has risen. Where is she now? She is gone--vanished--transformed.
+She is nowhere to be seen. But in her stead there is a breathless
+girl, with flushed cheeks, ringlets given to the wind, dress flying
+all abroad, spinning round the room, darting diagonally across it,
+whirling fast as her little feet can carry her--faster, faster--for
+it is her more powerful cavalier, who, holding her firmly by the
+waist, sustains and augments her speed.
+
+Perhaps some ingenious mind may discover a profound philosophy in
+all this; perhaps, by retaining this authorised outlet for the mere
+rage of movement, the rest of civilised life is better protected
+against any disturbance of that quietude of deportment which it is
+so essential to maintain.
+
+But if the waltz appeared to Mr Bloomfield like dancing gone mad,
+the quadrille which divided the evening with it, formed a sort of
+compensation by carrying matters to the opposite extreme. A fly in
+a glue-pot moves with about the same alacrity, and apparently the
+same amount of pleasure, as did the dancers this evening in their
+crowded quadrille. As no one, of course, could be permitted to stand
+with his back to royalty, they were arranged, not in squares, but
+in two long files as in a country-dance. The few couples that stood
+near their majesties were allowed a reasonable share of elbow-room,
+and could get through their evolutions with tolerable composure. But
+as the line receded from this point, the dancers stood closer and
+closer together, and at the other extremity of the room it became
+nothing less than a dense crowd; a crowd where people were making
+the most persevering and ingenious efforts to accomplish the most
+spiritless of movements--with a world of pains just crawling in
+and out again. The motions of this _dancing_ crowd viewed from a
+proper elevation, would exactly resemble those slow and mysterious
+evolutions one sees, on close examination, in the brown dust of a
+cheese, in that condition which some people call ripe, and others
+rotten.
+
+As to Miss Bloomfield, she keeps her eyes, for the most part, on the
+king and queen. Having expected to see them rise and join the dance,
+she was somewhat disappointed to find them retain their seats, the
+king chatting to a lady at his right, the queen to a lady on her
+left. Assuredly, if there were any one in that assembly who had
+come there out of charity, it was their Majesties. Or rather, they
+were there in performance of one of the duties of royalty, perhaps
+not the least onerous, that of showing itself in public on certain
+occasions. When they rose, it was to take their leave, which they
+were doubtless very glad to do. Nor, indeed, were those who had
+been most attracted by the advertised presence of their Majesties
+sorry to witness their departure. They would carry many away with
+them--there would be more room for the dance--and the quadrille
+could reassume its legitimate form.
+
+But Mildred--what was she doing or thinking all this time? To her
+the scene was entirely new; for though Mr and Miss Bloomfield
+probably attended county balls in their youth, they had not, for
+some years, so far deviated from the routine of their lives as
+to frequent any such assemblies. Besides, she had to encounter,
+what they certainly had not, the gaze of every eye as she passed,
+and the whispered exclamations of applause. But to have judged
+from her manner--from that delightful composure which always
+distinguished it, as free from insipidity as from trepidation or
+fluster, you would have thought her quite familiar with such scenes
+and such triumphs. Reflection supplied the place of experience.
+You saw that those clear blue eyes, from which she looked out with
+such a calm and keen inquiry, were by no means to be imposed on;
+that they detected at once the true meaning of the scene before
+her. She was solicited to dance, but neither the waltz nor the
+quadrille were at all enticing, and she contented herself with the
+part of spectator. Her chief amusement was derived from the novel
+physiognomies which the room presented; and indeed the assortment,
+comprising, as it did, a sprinkling of many nations--French and
+Belgian, English and German--was sufficiently varied. There were
+even two or three _lions_ of the first magnitude, who (judging from
+the supreme _hauteur_ with which they surveyed the scene) must have
+been imported from the patron capital of Paris. Lions, bearded
+magnificently--no mere luxuriance, or timid overgrowth of hair, but
+the genuine full black glossy beard--faces that might have walked
+out of Titian's canvass. Mildred would have preferred them in the
+canvass; they were much too sublime for the occasion. Then there
+were two or three young English _exquisites_, gliding about with
+that published modesty that proclaimed indifference, which seeks
+notoriety by the very graceful manner in which it seems struggling
+to avoid it. You see a smile upon their lips as they disengage
+themselves from the crowd, as if they rallied themselves for taking
+any share in the bustle or excitement of the scene; but that smile,
+be it understood, is by no means intended to escape detection.
+
+There were a greater number of fat and elderly gentlemen than
+Mildred would have expected, taking part in the dance, or
+circulating about the room with all or more than the vivacity
+of youth. How happy!--how supremely blest!--seems that rotund
+and bald-headed sire, who, standing on the edge of the dais, now
+forsaken by their Majesties, surveys the whole assembly, and invites
+the whole assembly to return the compliment. How beautifully the
+bland sympathy he feels for others mingles with and swells his sense
+of self-importance! How he dominates the whole scene! How fondly
+patronises! And then his smile!--why, his heart is dancing with them
+all; it is beating time to twice two hundred feet. An old friend
+approaches him--he is happy too--would shake him by the hand. The
+hand he gives; but he cannot withdraw his eye from the wide scene
+before him; he cannot possibly call in and limit his sympathies at
+that moment to one friend, however old and dear. And he who solicits
+his hand, he also is looking around him at the same time, courting
+the felicitations of the crowd, who will not fail to observe that he
+too is there, and there amongst friends.
+
+In the female portion of the assembly there was not so much novelty.
+Mildred could only remark that there was a large proportion of
+_brunettes_, and that the glossy black hair was parted on the
+head and smoothed down on either side with singular neatness and
+precision. Two only out of this part of the community attracted her
+particular notice, and they were of the most opposite description.
+Near to her stood a lady who might have been either thirty,
+or forty, or fifty, for all that her sharp and lively features
+betrayed. She wore one of those small round hats, with the feather
+drooping round it, which formed, we believe, a part of the costume
+of Louis XV.; and that which drew the notice of Mildred was the
+strange resemblance she bore, in appearance and manner, to the
+portraitures which some French memoirs had made familiar to her
+imagination. As she watched her in conversation with an officer in
+full regimentals, who stood by her side, her fancy was transported
+to Versailles or St Cloud. What a caustic pleasantry! What a
+malicious vivacity! It was impossible to doubt that the repartees
+which passed between her and her companion were such as to make the
+ears of the absent tingle. There were some reputations suffering
+there as the little anecdote was so trippingly narrated. Her
+physiognomy was redolent of pleasant scandal--
+
+ "Tolerably mild,
+ To make a wash she'd hardly stew a child;"
+
+but to extract a jest, there was no question she would have
+distilled half the reputations in the room.
+
+The other object of Mildred's curiosity, we pause a moment to
+describe, because she will cross our path again in the course of
+this narrative. Amongst all the costly and splendid dresses of her
+sex, there was a young girl in some simple striped stuff, the most
+unsophisticated gown imaginable, falling flat about her, with a
+scanty cape of the same material about her neck--the walking-dress,
+in short, of a school-girl. The only preparation for the ball-room
+consisted of a wreath imitative of daisies, just such a wreath as
+she might have picked up in passing through a Catholic cemetry. And
+the dress quite suited the person. There she stood with eyes and
+mouth wide open, as if she saw equally through both apertures, full
+of irrepressible wonder, and quite confounded with delight. She
+had been asked to dance by some very young gentleman, but as she
+elbowed her way through the quadrille, she was still staring right
+and left with unabated amazement. Mildred smiled to herself as she
+thought that with the exception of that string of white tufts round
+her head, no larger than beads, which was to pass for a wreath, she
+looked for all the world as if some spirit had suddenly snatched her
+up from the pavement of the High Street of Wimborne, and deposited
+her in the ball-room of Brussels. Little did Mildred imagine that,
+that crude little person, absurd, untutored, ridiculous as she was,
+would one day have it in her power to subdue, and torture, and
+triumph over her!
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+Mildred was at this moment checked in her current of observation,
+and reduced to play something more than the part of spectator. Her
+ear caught a voice, heard only once before, but not forgotten; she
+turned, and saw the stranger who had surprised her when, in her
+girlish days, she was sitting in the minster tower. He immediately
+introduced himself by asking her to dance.
+
+"I do not dance," she said, but in a manner which did not seem to
+refuse conversation. The stranger appeared very well satisfied with
+the compromise; and some pleasant allusion to the different nature
+of the scene in which they last met, put them at once upon an easy
+footing.
+
+"You say you _do_ not dance--that is, of course, you _will_ not. I
+shall not believe," he continued, "even if you had just stepped from
+your high tower of wisdom, but that you can do any thing you please
+to do. Pardon so blunt a speech."
+
+"Oh, I _can_, I think," she replied. "My uncle, I believe, would
+have taught me the broad-sword exercise, if any one had suggested
+its utility to him."
+
+And saying this, she turned to her uncle, to give him an
+opportunity, if he pleased, of joining the conversation. It was an
+opportunity which Mr Bloomfield, who had heard a foreign language
+chattered in his ear all the evening, would have gladly taken;
+but the patience of that gentleman had been for some time nearly
+exhausted; he had taken his sister under his arm, and was just going
+to propose to Mildred to leave the room.
+
+The stranger escorted them through the crowd, and saw the ladies
+into their carriage.
+
+"Can we set you down any where?" said Mr Bloomfield, who, though
+impatient to be gone, was disposed to be very cordial towards his
+fellow-countryman. "We are at the _Hotel de l'Europe_."
+
+"And I opposite at the _Hotel de Flandres_--I will willingly accept
+your offer;" and he took the vacant seat in their carriage.
+
+"How do you like Brussels?" was on the lips of both gentlemen at the
+same time.
+
+"Nay," said the younger, "I have been here, I think, the longest;
+the question is mine by right of priority of residence."
+
+Mr Bloomfield was nothing loath to communicate his impression of all
+that he had seen, and especially to dilate upon a grievance which,
+it seemed, had sorely afflicted him.
+
+"As to the town, old and new, and especially the Grande Place, with
+its Hotel de Ville, I have been highly interested by it; but, my
+dear sir, the torture of walking over its horrid pavement! Only
+conceive a quiet old bachelor, slightly addicted to the gout,
+accustomed to take his walk over his well-rolled paths, or on his
+own lawn, (if not too damp,) suddenly put down amongst these cruel
+stones, rough and sharp, and pitched together in mere confusion,
+to pick his way how he can, with the chance of being smashed by
+some cart or carriage, for one is turned out on the same road with
+the horses. I am stoned to death, with this only difference, that
+I fall upon the stones instead of the stones falling upon me. And
+when there is a pavement--_a trottoir_, as they call it--it is often
+so narrow and slanting, and always so slippery, and every now and
+then broken by some step put there purposely, it would seem, to
+overthrow you, that it is better to bear the penance at once of the
+sharp footing in the centre of the street. _Trottoirs_, indeed! I
+should like to see any one trot upon them without breaking his neck!
+A spider or a black beetle, or any other creature that crawls upon
+a multitude of legs, and has not far to fall if he stumbles, is the
+only animal that is safe upon them. I go moaning all the day about
+these jogged pointed stones, that pitch me from one to the other
+with all the malice of little devils; and, would you believe it?
+my niece there only smiles, and tells me to get thick shoes! They
+cannot hurt her; she walks somehow over the tops of them as if they
+were so many balls of Indian rubber, and has no compassion for her
+gouty uncle."
+
+"Oh, my dear uncle"----
+
+"No, none at all; indeed you are not overburdened with that
+sentiment at any time for your fellow-travellers. You bear all the
+afflictions of the road--your own and other people's--very calmly."
+
+"Don't mind him, my dear," said Miss Bloomfield, "he has been
+exclaiming again and again what an excellent traveller you make;
+nothing puts you out."
+
+"That is just what I say--nothing does put her out. In that she is a
+perfect Mephistophiles. You know the scene of confusion on board a
+steamer when it arrives at Antwerp, and is moored in under the quay
+on a hot day, with its full complement of passengers. There you are
+baked by the sun and your own furnaces; stunned by the jabber around
+you, and the abominable roar over your head made by the escape of
+the steam; the deck strewed with baggage, which is then and there to
+be publicly examined--turned over by the revenue officers, who leave
+you to pack up your things in their original compass, if you can.
+Well, in all this scene of confusion, there sat my niece with her
+parasol over her little head, looking quite composedly at the great
+cathedral spires, as if we were not all of us in a sort of infernal
+region there."
+
+"No, uncle, I looked every now and then at our baggage, too,
+and watched that interesting process you have described of its
+examination. And when the worthy officer was going to crush aunt's
+bonnet by putting your dressing-case on the top of it, I rose, and
+arrested him. I had my hand upon his arm. He thought I was going to
+take him prisoner of war, for he was about to put his hand to his
+sword; but a second look at his enemy reassured him."
+
+"Oh, you did squeak when the bonnets were touched," cried the uncle,
+"I am glad of that: it shows that you have some human, at least some
+feminine, feeling in your composition."
+
+"But _apropos_ of the pavement," said the young stranger, who
+could not join the uncle in this banter on his niece, and was
+therefore glad to get back to some common ground. "I took up, in a
+reading-room, the other day, a little pamphlet on phrenology, by
+_M. Victor Idjiez_, _Fondateur du Musee Phrenologique_ at Brussels.
+It might as well have been entitled, on animal magnetism, for he
+is one of those who set the whole man in motion--mind and body
+both--by electricity. Amongst other things, he has discovered that
+that singular strength which madmen often display in their fits,
+is merely a galvanic power which they draw (owing, I suppose, to
+the peculiar state of their nerves,) from the common reservoir the
+earth, and which, consequently, forsakes them when they are properly
+isolated. In confirmation of this theory, he gives a singular _fact_
+from a Brussels journal, showing that _asphalte pavement_ will
+isolate the individual. A madman had contrived to make his escape
+from confinement, having first thrown all the furniture of his room
+out of the window, and knocked down and trampled upon his keeper.
+Off he ran, and no one would venture to stop him. A corporal and
+four soldiers were brought up to the attack: he made nothing of
+them; after having beaten the four musketeers, he took the corporal
+by the leg and again ran off, dragging him after upon the ground.
+A crowd of work-people emerging from a factory met him in full
+career with the corporal behind him, and undertook his capture. All
+who approached him were immediately thrown down--scattered over
+the plain. But his triumph was suddenly checked; he lighted upon
+a piece of asphalte pavement. The moment he put his foot upon it,
+his strength deserted him, and he was seized and taken prisoner.
+The instant, however, he stepped off the pavement, his strength
+revived, and he threw his assailants from him with the same ease as
+before. And thus it continued: whenever he got off the pavement, his
+strength was restored to him; the moment he touched it, he was again
+captured with facility. The asphalte had completely isolated him."
+
+"Ha! ha!" cried Mr Bloomfield; "the fellow, after all, was not
+quite so mad as not to know what he was about. A Brussels pavement,
+asphalte or not, is no place for a wrestling match. Isolated,
+indeed! Oh, doubtless, it would isolate you most completely--at
+least the soles of your feet--from all communication with the earth.
+But does Mr--what do you call him?--proceed to theorise upon such
+_facts_ as these?"
+
+"You shall have another of them. Speaking of animal magnetism or
+electricity, he says--'There are certain patients the iron nails
+of whose shoes will fly out if they are laid in a direction due
+north.'"[41]
+
+ [41] "Il existe des malades dont les clous jai'lissent des
+ chaussures quand ils sont etendus dans la direction du nord."
+
+"But you are quoting from Baron Munchausen."
+
+"Not precisely."
+
+Miss Bloomfield, who had been watching her opportunity, here brought
+in her contribution. "Pray, sir, do you believe the story they tell
+of the architect of the Hotel de Ville--that he destroyed himself
+on finding, after he had built it, that the tower was not in the
+centre?"
+
+"That the architect should not discover that till the building was
+finished, is indeed _too good a story to be true_."
+
+"But, then, why make the man kill himself? Something must have
+happened; something must be true."
+
+"Why, madam, there was, no doubt, a committee of taste in those days
+as in ours. They destroyed the plan of the architect by cutting
+short one of his wings, or prolonging the other; and he, out of
+vexation, destroyed himself. This is the only explanation that
+occurs to me. A committee of taste is always, in one sense at least,
+the death of the artist."
+
+"Yes, yes," said Mildred; "the artist can be no longer said to
+exist, if he is not allowed, in his own sphere, to be supreme."
+
+This brought them to the door of the hotel. They separated.
+
+The next morning, on returning from their walk, the ladies found
+a card upon their table which simply bore the name of "Alfred
+Winston." The gentleman who called with it, the waiter said, had
+left word that he regretted he was about to quit Brussels, that
+evening, for Paris.
+
+Mildred read the name several times--Alfred Winston. And this was
+all she knew of him--the name upon this little card!
+
+There were amongst the trio several discussions as to who or what
+Mr Alfred Winston might be. Miss Bloomfield pronounced him to be
+an artist, from his caustic observations on committees of taste,
+and their meddling propensities. Mr Bloomfield, on the contrary,
+surmised he was a literary man; for who but such a one would
+think of occupying himself in a reading-room with a pamphlet on
+phrenology, instead of the newspapers? And all ended in "wondering
+if they should fall upon him again?"
+
+
+
+
+THE LAW AND ITS PUNISHMENTS.
+
+
+It is no uncommon boast in the mouth of Englishmen, that the system
+of jurisprudence under which they have the happiness to live, is
+the most perfect the world has ever seen. Having its foundation in
+those cabalistic words, "Nullus liber homo," &c., engraved with
+an iron pen upon the tablets of the constitution by the barons of
+King John, the criminal law, in their estimation, has been steadily
+improved by the wisdom of successive ages, until, in the present
+day, it has reached a degree of excellence which it were rashness to
+suppose can by any human sagacity be surpassed. Under its protecting
+influence, society reposes in security; under its just, but merciful
+administration, the accused finds every facility for establishing
+his innocence, and is allowed the benefit of every doubt that
+ingenuity can suggest to rebut the probability of guilt; before
+its sacred tribunals, the weak and the powerful, the poor and the
+rich, stand in complete equality; under its impartial sentence, all
+who merit punishment are alike condemned, without respect of any
+antecedents of rank, wealth, or station. In such a system, no change
+can take place without injury, for it is (not to speak irreverently)
+a system of perfection.
+
+This is the dream of many--for we must characterise it rather as a
+dream than a deliberate conviction. Reason, we fear, has but little
+to do with the opinions of those who hold that English jurisprudence
+has no need of reform.
+
+The praises which are so lavishly bestowed upon our criminal law may
+be, to a great extent, just; but it is to be doubted whether they
+are altogether judicious. It is true, that in no other system of
+jurisprudence throughout the civilised world, or among the nations
+of antiquity, has there existed, or is there so tender a regard for
+the rights of the accused. In Germany, the wretch who falls under
+suspicion of the law is subjected to a tedious and inquisitorial
+examination, with a view to elicit from his own lips the proof, and
+even the confession of guilt. This mental torture, not to speak
+of the imprisonment of the body, may be protracted for years, and
+even for life. In France, the facts connected with an offence are
+published by authority, and circulated throughout the country,
+to be greedily devoured by innumerable lovers of unwholesome
+excitement; and not the simple facts alone, but a thousand
+incidental circumstances connected with the transaction, together
+with the birth, parentage, and education, and all the previous
+life of the supposed offender, making in the whole a romance of
+considerable interest, and possessing an attraction beyond the
+ordinary tales which fill the _feuilleton_ of a newspaper. In
+England, the position of the accused is widely different. We avoid
+the errors and the tyranny of our neighbours; but have we not fallen
+into the opposite extreme? Our magistrates scrupulously caution
+prisoners not to say any thing that may criminate themselves. Every
+thing that authority can effect by means of advice, which, under
+the circumstances, is equivalent to command, is carefully brought
+forward to prevent a confession. And if, in spite of checks,
+warnings, and commands, the accused, overcome by the pangs of
+conscience, and urged by an irresistible impulse to disburden his
+soul of guilt, should perchance confess, the testimony is sometimes
+rejected upon some technical point of law, which would seem to have
+been established for the express purpose of defeating the ends
+of justice. Indeed, the technicalities which surround our legal
+tribunals have been, until very lately, and are still, in too many
+instances, most strangely favourable to the escape of criminals.
+The idlest quibbles, most offensive to common sense, and utterly
+disgraceful in a court of criminal investigation, have at various
+times been allowed as valid pleas in defence of the most palpable
+crimes. Many a thief has escaped, on the ground of some slight and
+immaterial misdescription of the stolen article, such as a horse
+instead of a mare, a cow instead of an ox, a sheep for a ewe, and
+so on. True, these absurdities exist no longer; but others still
+remain, less ridiculous perhaps, but not less obstructive of the
+course of justice, and quite as pernicious in their example. Great
+and beneficial changes have been effected in the criminal code, and
+too much praise cannot be bestowed upon Sir Robert Peel for his
+exertions in this behalf. To her Majesty's commissioners, also,
+some thanks are due for the labour they have expended with a view
+to the consolidation and subsequent codification of the various
+statutes. Their labours, however, have not hitherto been very
+largely productive. The excellent object of simplifying our criminal
+laws still remains to be accomplished, and so long as it does so, so
+long will it be obnoxious to the censures which are not unsparingly
+heaped upon it.
+
+But if our jurisprudence be in one respect too favourable to the
+criminal, in another, as it appears to us, the balance is more than
+restored to its equilibrium. If, in the process of investigation,
+justice leans too much to the side of mercy, the inquiry once over,
+she quickly repents of her excessive leniency, and is careful to
+justify her ways by a rigorous severity. The accused, if he is not
+lucky enough to avail himself of the thousand avenues of escape that
+are open during the progress of his trial, must abandon all hope of
+further consideration, and look to undergo a punishment, of which
+the full extent cannot be estimated by any human sagacity. Once
+condemned, he ceases to be an object of care or solicitude, except
+so far as these are necessary to preserve his life and restrain
+his liberty. Through crime he has forfeited all claim upon the
+fostering care of the state. He is an alien and an outcast, and has
+no pretence for expecting any thing but misery.
+
+Surely there is something vindictive in all this--something not
+quite consistent with the calm and unimpassioned administration of
+justice. The first impressions of any man of ordinary humanity must
+be very much against a system which fosters and encourages such a
+state of things. We believe that those first impressions would be
+confirmed by inquiry; and it is our purpose in the present article
+briefly to state the reasons for our belief.
+
+The treatment of criminals under sentence of imprisonment must now
+be well known to the public. Repeated discussion and innumerable
+writings have rendered it familiar to every body. A man is condemned
+to undergo, let us say, three years' incarceration in a jail. A
+portion of the time is to be spent in hard labour. He commences
+his imprisonment with no other earthly object than to get through
+it with the least possible amount of suffering. Employment, which
+might, under better circumstances, be a pleasant resource, is
+distasteful to him because it is compulsory, and because it is
+productive of no benefit to himself. The hours that are unemployed
+are passed in company with others as bad as, or worse than,
+himself. They amuse themselves by recounting the history of their
+lives, their hairbreadth escapes, their successful villanies. Each
+profits by the experience of the whole number, and stores it in
+his memory for future guidance. Every good impulse is checked, and
+every better feeling stifled in the birth. There is no room in a
+jail for the growth of virtue; the atmosphere is not congenial to
+its development. The prisoner, however well disposed, cannot choose
+but listen to the debasing talk of those with whom he is compelled
+to associate. Should he resist the wicked influence for a while, he
+can hardly do so long. The poison will work. By little and little
+it insinuates itself into the mind, and vitiates all the springs of
+good. In the end, he yields to the irresistible force of continued
+bad example, and becomes as bad as the worst.
+
+But let us believe, for an instant, that one prisoner has resisted
+the ill effects of wicked association--let us suppose him to have
+escaped the contamination of a jail, to have received no moral hurt
+from bad example, to be untainted by the corrupting atmosphere of
+congregated vice--in short, to return into the world at the end
+of his imprisonment a better man than he was at its commencement.
+Let us suppose all this, although the supposition, it must be
+confessed, is unsupported by experience, and directly in the teeth
+of probability. He sallies forth from his prison, full of good
+resolutions, and determined to win the character of an honest man.
+Perhaps he has a small sum of money, which helps him to reach a part
+of the country most distant from the scene of his disgrace. He seeks
+for work, and is fortunate enough to obtain it. For a short time,
+all goes well with him. He is industrious and sober, and gains the
+good-will of his employer. He is confirmed in his good intentions,
+and fancies that his hopes of regaining his position in society are
+about to be realised. Vain hopes! Rumour is busy with his name.
+His fellow-labourers begin to look coldly on him. The master does
+not long remain in ignorance. The discharged convict is taxed with
+his former degradation, and made to suffer again the consequences
+of a crime he has well and fully expiated. His brief hour of
+prosperity is over. He is cast forth again upon the world, denied
+the means of gaining an honest livelihood, with nothing before him
+but starvation or a jail. What wonder should he choose the latter!
+Goaded by despair, or stimulated by hunger, he yields to the first
+temptation, and commits a crime which places him again within prison
+walls. It is his second conviction. He is a marked man. He were more
+than mortal if he escaped the deteriorating effects of repeated
+association with the hardened and the vicious. His future career
+is certain. He falls from bad to worse, and ends his life upon the
+scaffold.
+
+We have imagined, for the sake of argument, a case which, in one of
+its features, is unfortunately of very rare occurrence. Criminals
+seldom, perhaps never, leave a jail with the slightest inclination
+to a course of honesty. Their downward progress, when they have
+once been exposed to the contamination of a prison life, may be
+calculated almost with certainty. No sooner is the term of their
+imprisonment expired, than they step forth into the world, eager to
+recommence the old career of systematic villany. Good intentions,
+and the desire of doing well, are almost always strangers to their
+breasts. But should they, perchance, be alive to better things, and
+be moved by wholesome impulses, what an awful responsibility rests
+upon those who, by individual acts, or by a pernicious system, check
+and render abortive the efforts of a dawning virtue! In the case
+we have supposed, there is doubtless much that must be laid to the
+score of human nature. Men will not easily be persuaded, that he who
+has once made a grievous lapse from the path of honesty, will not
+be ever prone to repeat the offence. None but the truly charitable
+(an infinitesimal portion of every community) will expose themselves
+to the risk of employing a discharged convict. But whilst this much
+evil is justly attributed to the selfish cruelty of society, a much
+larger share of blame attaches to the system which affords too
+plausible a pretext for such uncharitable conduct. It is not merely
+because a man has offended against the laws, and been guilty of
+what, in legal parlance, may be a simple misdemeanour, that he is
+regarded with suspicion and treated with ignominy; but much more,
+because he has been confined in a jail, and exposed to all the
+pernicious influences which are known to be rife within its walls.
+It is deemed a thing incredible, that a man can issue from a hot-bed
+of corruption, and not be himself corrupt. To have undergone a term
+of imprisonment, is very generally thought to be equivalent to
+taking a degree in infamy. On the system, therefore, rests much of
+the blame which would otherwise attach to the world's cold charity;
+to its account must be charged every subject who might have been
+saved, and who, through despair, is lost to the service of the state.
+
+The evils we have described are patent and notorious; the only
+question, therefore, that arises is, whether they are inevitable and
+inherent in the nature of things, or whether they may be avoided
+by greater care and an improved system. Before entering upon this
+question, it may be well to notice briefly the various opinions
+that are entertained concerning the proper end and aim of criminal
+punishment. We take for granted, that in every community, under
+whatever political constitution it may exist and be associated,
+the sole object of criminal _law_ is the peace and security of
+society. With regard to the means by which this object may be best
+attained, or, in other words, with regard to the whole system of
+jurisprudence, from a preventive police down to the discipline
+of jails and the machinery of the scaffold, a great diversity
+of sentiment must naturally be expected. The pure theorist and
+the subtle disciple of Paley, maintain that the proper, nay, the
+sole object of punishment should be the prevention of crime. The
+philanthropic enthusiast, and the man of strict religious feeling,
+reject all other motives save only that of reforming the criminal.
+The dispassionate inquirer, the practical man, and he who has
+learned his lessons in the school of experience, take a middle
+course, though inclining a little to the theory of Paley. They
+hold that, whilst the amount, and to some extent the quality, of
+punishment should be settled and defined chiefly with a view to
+prevent the increase of crime by the deterring effect of fear,
+yet the details ought, if possible, to be so managed as in the
+end to bring about the reformation of the prisoner. We have no
+hesitation in avowing, that this last opinion is our own. There is
+an argument in its favour, which the most rigid disciple of the
+pure "prevention" theory must recognise immediately as one of his
+own most valued weapons. The "peace and security of society" are
+his watchwords. They are ours also. But whilst, in his opinion, the
+only way to produce the desired result is by a system of terrorism,
+such as will deter from the perpetration of crime, we believe that
+a careful solicitude concerning the moral conduct of the criminal
+during his imprisonment, and an anxious endeavour to instruct and
+improve his mind, by enforcing good habits, and taking away bad
+example, would be found equally powerful in their operation upon
+the well-being of society. For although it is a lamentable fact,
+that the number of our criminals is always being kept up to its full
+complement, by the addition of juvenile offenders, so that it would
+be vain to indulge a hope, without cutting off the feeding-springs,
+of materially diminishing our criminal population; yet it is equally
+true that the most desperate and dangerous offenders are they who
+have served their apprenticeship in jails, and there accomplished
+themselves in all the various devices of ingenious wickedness. It
+is these who give the deepest shade to the calendar of crime, and
+work incalculable mischief both in and out of prison, by instructing
+the tyros in all the most subtle varieties of villany. To reform
+such men may seem an arduous, perhaps an impossible task; but it is
+far less arduous, and certainly not impossible, to prevent their
+becoming the hardened ruffians which we have, without exaggeration,
+described them.
+
+The truth must be told. The system of secondary punishments (as
+they are called, though why we know not) is radically wrong. There
+is something radically wrong in the discipline and regulations of
+our jails. The details of imprisonment are faulty and imperfect.
+Surely this is proved, when it is shown that men are invariably
+rendered worse, instead of better, by confinement in a jail. Even
+though it be admitted, for the sake of argument, that the state lies
+under no obligation to attempt the reformation of its criminals, the
+admission serves no whit to support a system under which criminals
+are confirmed and hardened in their vicious courses. The state may
+refuse to succour, but it has no right to injure. This, as it seems
+to us, is the strong point against our present system. It does not
+so much punish the body as injure the mind of the criminal; and, in
+so doing, it eventually endangers rather than secures the peace of
+society.
+
+Many remedies have been proposed, but all, with an exception that
+will presently be mentioned, are rather palliative than corrective.
+Solitary confinement, for instance, is an undoubted cure for
+the diseases engendered by bad example and evil communications;
+but it breeds a host of other diseases, peculiar to itself, and
+in many cases worse than those it cures. Not to speak of the
+indulgence which so much idleness allows for vicious thoughts and
+recollections, the chief objection to solitary confinement is,
+that, if continued for any length of time, it unfits a man wholly
+for subsequent intercourse with the world. He leaves his prison
+with a mind prostrated to imbecility, and a body reduced to utter
+helplessness; yet he retains, perhaps, the cunning of the idiot, and
+just sufficient use of his limbs to serve him for a bad purpose. On
+these painful considerations, however, it is unnecessary to dwell
+at length. Solitary confinement, without occupation and without
+intervals of society, was an experiment upon the human animal. It
+has been tried in this country and elsewhere, and has signally
+failed. At this moment, we believe, it has few or no supporters.
+
+The plan which has most largely and most deservedly attracted public
+attention, is that of Captain Maconochie, known by the name of the
+"Mark System." Captain Maconochie was superintendent of the penal
+establishment at Norfolk Island, where he had constantly about
+2000 prisoners under his command. This office he held for eight
+years, and had, consequently, the most favourable opportunity of
+observing the practical working of the old system. Finding it to
+be defective, and injurious in every particular, he tried, with
+certain unavoidable modifications, a plan of his own, which, as
+he asserts, succeeded beyond his expectation. Having thus proved
+its practicability in Norfolk Island, and satisfied himself of its
+advantages, he wishes now to introduce it into England; and, with
+a view of obtaining a favourable hearing and efficient support, he
+has procured it to be referred to a committee of the "Society for
+Promoting the Amendment of the Law." The committee have reported in
+its favour; and their report, which is said to have been drawn up by
+the learned Recorder of Birmingham, contains so concise and clear
+a statement of the Captain's plan, that we take leave to extract a
+portion of it:--
+
+"Captain Maconochie's plan," says Mr M. D. Hill, "had its origin in
+his experience of the evil tendency of sentences for a time certain,
+and of fixed gratuitous jail rations of food. These he practically
+found opposed to the reformation of the criminal. A man under a
+time-sentence looks exclusively to the means of beguiling that
+time. He is thereby led to evade labour, and to seek opportunities
+of personal gratification, obtained, in extreme cases, even in
+ways most horrible. His powers of deception are sharpened for the
+purpose; and even, when unable to offend in act, he seeks in fancy
+a gratification, by gloating over impure images. At the best,
+his life stagnates, no proper object of pursuit being presented
+to his thoughts. And the allotment of fixed gratuitous rations,
+irrespective of conduct or exertion, further aggravates the evil,
+by removing even the minor stimulus to action, furnished by the
+necessity of procuring food, and by thus directly fostering those
+habits of improvidence which, perhaps even more than determined
+vice, lead to crime.
+
+"In lieu of sentences to imprisonment or transportation, measured
+thus by months or years, Captain Maconochie recommends sentences
+to an amount of labour, measured by a given number of marks, to be
+placed to the debit of the convict, in books to be kept for the
+purpose. This debit to be from time to time increased by charges
+made in the same currency, for all supplies of food and clothing,
+and by any fines that may be imposed for misconduct. The duration
+of his sentence will thus be made to depend on three circumstances.
+_First_, The gravity of the original offence, or the estimate made
+by the judge of the amount of discipline which the criminal ought
+to undergo before he is restored to liberty. This regulates the
+amount of the original debit. _Second_, The zeal, industry, and
+effectiveness of his labour in the works allotted to him, which
+furnish him with the means of payment, or of adding from time to
+time to the credit side of his account. And, _Third_, His conduct
+in confinement. If well conducted, he will avoid fines; and if
+economical in food, and such other gratifications as he is permitted
+to purchase with his marks, he will keep down the amount of his
+debits.
+
+"By these means, Captain Maconochie contends, that a term of
+imprisonment may be brought to bear a close resemblance to adversity
+in ordinary life, which, being deeply felt, is carefully shunned;
+but which, nevertheless, when encountered in a manful spirit,
+improves and elevates the character. All the objects of punishment
+will be thus attained. There will be continued destitution, unless
+relief is sought by exertion, and hence there will be labour and
+suffering; but, with exertion, there will be not only the hope, but
+the certainty of recovery--whence there will be improvement in good
+habits, and right thinking. And the motives put into operation to
+produce effort and economy, being also of the same character with
+those in ordinary life, will advantageously prepare the prisoner for
+their wholesome action on him after his discharge.
+
+"The only other very distinctive feature in Captain Maconochie's
+system is, his proposal that, after the prisoner has passed through
+a term of probation, to be measured not by lapse of time, but by
+his conduct as indicated by the state of his account, he shall be
+advanced from separate confinement into a social state. For this
+purpose, he shall become a member of a small class of six or eight,
+these classes being capable of being separated from each other, just
+as individuals are separated from individuals during the earlier
+stage, the members of each class to have a common interest, the
+marks earned or lost by each to count to the gain or loss of his
+party, not of himself exclusively. By this means, Captain Maconochie
+thinks prisoners will be rescued from the simply gregarious state
+of existence, which is, in truth, a selfish one, now incident
+to imprisonment in those jails to which the separate system is
+not applied, and will be raised into a social existence. Captain
+Maconochie is convinced, by experience, that much good feeling will
+be elicited among them in consequence of this change. Indolence and
+vice, which either prevent the prisoner from earning, or compel him
+to forfeit his marks, will become unpopular in the community; and
+industry and good conduct, as enabling him to acquire and preserve
+them, will, on the contrary, obtain for him its approbation. On much
+experience, he asserts that no portion of his _modus operandi_ is
+more effective than this, by which, even in the depraved community
+of Norfolk Island, he succeeded, in a wonderfully short time, in
+giving an upward direction to the public opinion of the class of
+prisoners themselves."
+
+This brief outline of the Mark System undoubtedly presents to view
+one of the boldest projects of reform that ever proceeded from a
+private individual. It seeks to root up and utterly annihilate the
+whole system of secondary punishments, and necessarily involves
+a radical change in the criminal law. To a plan of so sweeping
+a character, a thousand objections will of course be made. Some
+will deny the necessity of so fundamental a change. Many will be
+startled by the magnitude of the innovation alone, and refuse at
+the very outset to accept a proposition which, whatever be its
+intrinsic merits, presents itself to their imagination surrounded
+with incalculable perils. Others will shake their heads, and doubt
+the possibility of working out a problem, which, from the beginning
+of time, has baffled the ingenuity of man. A few there may be, who
+will regard the new system with a favourable eye, albeit on no other
+ground than because it offers a prospect of escape from evils which
+exist, and are increasing, and which can hardly be exchanged for
+worse. For want of better companions, we shall take our position in
+the last-mentioned class; confessing that there is much in Captain
+Maconochie's system which seems at present Utopian, and savours too
+strongly of an enthusiasm which can see none but its own colours,
+but deeply impressed, at the same time, with the plausibility of his
+general theory. It is vain to hope that the unaided efforts of the
+chaplain will ever reform the inmates of a jail. No man was ever
+yet preached into good habits, except by a miracle. It is vain to
+hope that a discipline (if such it can be called) which enforces
+sometimes idleness, and sometimes useless labour, providing at the
+same time for all the wants of the body, with an abundance never
+enjoyed beyond the prison walls, will ever make men industrious,
+or frugal, or any thing else than dissolute and idle. In short, it
+is vain to hope, in the present state of things, that the criminal
+population of these kingdoms will ever be diminished, or even
+checked in its steady tendency to increase. If, then, all these
+hopes, which are exactly such as a philanthropist may reasonably
+indulge, be vain and futile, no man would be open to a charge of
+folly, should he embrace any, even the wildest proposition that
+holds out the prospect of improvement.
+
+Captain Maconochie's system may be divided into two distinct
+and very different parts; namely, the general principles and
+the details. Concerning the latter, we are unwilling to hazard
+an opinion, deeming them peculiarly a matter of experiment, and
+incapable of proof or refutation by any other test than experience.
+But principles are universal, and, if true, may always be supported
+by argument, and strengthened by discussion; those of the Mark
+System, we think, will bear the application of both. No one
+possessed of the smallest experience of the human mind, will deny
+that it is utterly impossible to inculcate and fix good habits
+by a process which is continually distasteful to the patient.
+With regard to labour, which is compulsory and unproductive, the
+labourer, so far from becoming habituated to it, loathes it the more
+the longer he is obliged to continue it. Such labour, moreover,
+has no good effect upon the mind; it produces nothing but disgust
+and discontent. A similar result is produced upon the body under
+similar circumstances. Exercise is only beneficial when taken with
+a good will, and enjoyed with a zest: a man who should walk but
+two or three miles, grumbling all the way, would be as tired at
+the end as though he had walked twenty in a more contented mood.
+What, then, will some one say, are prisoners not to be punished
+at all? Is every thing to be made easy to them, and ingenuity
+taxed for devices to render their sentences agreeable, and to take
+the sting from imprisonment? The answer is ready. The law is not
+vindictive, and does not pretend to inflict suffering beyond what is
+necessary for the security of society. The thief and the homicide
+cannot be allowed to go at large. They must either be sent out of
+the country, or shut up within it. By some means or other, they
+must be deprived of the power of inflicting further injury upon
+their fellow-creatures. But how long are they to be cut off from
+the world? For a time fixed and irrevocable, and irrespective of
+subsequent good conduct, or reformation of character, or any other
+consideration than only the magnitude of the original offence?
+Surely neither reason nor humanity can approve such a doctrine;
+for does it not, in fact, involve the very principle which our
+law repudiates, namely, the principle that its punishments are
+vindictive? If a man who steals a horse, and is condemned to three
+years' imprisonment, be compelled to undergo the whole sentence,
+without reference to his conduct under confinement, this surely is
+vengeance, and not, what it assumes to be, a punishment proportioned
+to the necessity of the case. It is, no doubt, proper that a
+criminal should be condemned to suffer some loss of liberty, more
+or less, according to the nature of his delinquency, and a minimum
+should always be fixed; but it seems equally proper, and consistent
+with acknowledged principles, that a power should reside somewhere
+of diminishing the maximum, and where more advantageously than in
+the criminal himself? If the motives which govern the world at
+large, and operate upon men in ordinary life, to make them frugal
+and industrious, and to keep them honest, can be brought to bear
+upon the isolated community of a jail, why should they not? The
+object is humane; not injurious, but, on the contrary, highly
+beneficial to society; and not opposed to any established rule
+of law or general policy. We can conceive no possible argument
+against it, save that which we have already noticed, and, we trust,
+satisfactorily.
+
+It is worthy of notice, as being calculated to satisfy the scruples
+of those who may be alarmed at the introduction of what they imagine
+a novel principle into our criminal jurisprudence, that this, the
+main feature of the Mark System, is not new. It is sanctioned by
+long usage in our penal settlements. In the Australian colonies, a
+man under sentence of transportation for years or for life may, by
+his own conduct, both shorten the duration and mitigate the severity
+of his punishment. By industry, by a peaceable demeanour, by the
+exercise of skill and ingenuity acquired in better times, he may
+obtain advantages which are not accorded to others. By a steady
+continuance in such behaviour, he may acquire the privilege of
+working for himself, and enjoying the produce of his labour. In the
+end, he may even be rewarded by a free pardon. If all these things
+may be done in Australia, why not also in England? Surely there is
+more to be said on behalf of convicts sentenced to imprisonment than
+for those sentenced to transportation. If our sympathy, or, to speak
+more correctly, our mercy, is to be inversely to the enormity of the
+offence, then the English prisoner is most entitled to our regard.
+It is possible that the transportation system may be wrong, but, at
+least, let us be consistent.
+
+It is not necessary that Captain Maconochie's plan should be adopted
+_in extenso_, to the immediate and active subversion of the ancient
+system. We may feel our way. There is no reason why a single prison
+should not be set apart, or, if necessary, specially constructed,
+for the purpose of applying the test of practice to the new theory.
+A short act might be passed, empowering the judges to inflict labour
+instead of time-sentences--of course, within a certain limit as
+to number. Captain Maconochie himself might be entrusted with the
+superintendence of the experiment, in order to avoid the possibility
+of a suspicion that it had not received a fair trial. If, with
+every reasonable advantage, the scheme should eventually prove
+impracticable, then, of course, it will sink into oblivion, and be
+consigned to the limbo of impossible theories. The country will
+have sustained no loss, save the insignificant expense of the model
+machinery.
+
+Considering the whole subject--its importance, its difficulty, the
+novelty of the proposed amendments, and their magnitude--we are
+disposed to agree with the learned Recorder of Birmingham, that
+"the plan is highly deserving of notice." Objections, of course,
+might be made in abundance, over and above those we have thought
+proper to notice. These, however, may be all reduced to one, namely,
+that the scheme is impracticable. That it may prove so, we do not
+deny; nor could any one, with a grain of prudence, venture to deny
+it, seeing how many promising projects are daily failing, not
+through their own intrinsic defects, but through miscalculation
+of opposing forces. The test of the Mark System, we repeat, must
+be experience. All that we seek to establish in its favour is the
+soundness of its principles. Of these we do not hesitate to avow a
+perfect approval; and, in doing so, we do not fear being classed
+among the disciples of the new school of pseudo-philanthropy, whose
+academy is Exeter Hall, and whose teachers are such men as Lord
+Nugent and Mr Fox. It is quite possible to feel compassion for the
+guilty, and a solicitude for their temporal as well as eternal
+welfare, without elevating them into the dignity of martyrs, and
+fixing one's attention upon them, to the neglect of their more
+honest and less protected neighbours. It is no uncommon thing to
+hear comparisons drawn between the conditions of the prisoner and
+the pauper--between the abundant nourishing food of the former,
+and the scanty meagre rations of the latter! There is no doubt that
+better fare is provided in a jail than in a workhouse. Good reasons,
+perhaps, may be given for the distinction, but in appearance it is
+horribly unjust. No system which proposed to encourage it would ever
+receive our approbation. The Mark System is adverse to the pampering
+of criminals. It seeks to enforce temperance and frugality, both
+by positive rewards, and by punishing gluttony and indulgence.
+Its object is the improvement, not of the physical, but the moral
+condition of the prisoner. His mind, not his body, is its especial
+care--a prudent, humane, we will even say, a pious care! Visionary
+it may be, though we think not--absurd it can never be, except in
+the eyes of those to whom the well-being of their fellow-creatures
+is matter of indifference, and who, too frivolous to reflect, or too
+shallow to penetrate the depths of things, seek to disguise their
+ignorance and folly under cover of ridicule. To such we make no
+appeal. But to the many really humane and sensible persons who are
+alive to the importance of the subject, we recommend a deliberate
+examination of the Mark System.
+
+ M.
+
+
+
+
+LAYS AND LEGENDS OF THE THAMES.
+
+
+Never was there such a summer on this side of the Tropics. How is
+it possible to exist, with the thermometer up to boiling point!
+London a vast caldron--the few people left in its habitable parts
+strongly resembling stewed fish--the aristocratic portion of the
+world flying in all directions, though there are three horticultural
+fetes to come--the attaches to all the foreign embassies sending in
+their resignations, rather than be roasted alive--the ambassadors
+all on leave, in the direction of the North Pole--the new governor
+of Canada congratulated, for the first time in national history,
+on his banishment to a land where he has nine months winter;--and
+a contract just entered into with the Wenham Lake Company for ten
+thousand tons of ice, to rescue the metropolis from a general
+conflagration.
+
+--Went to dine with the new East India Director, in his Putney
+paradise. Sir Charles gives dinners worthy of the Mogul, and
+he wants nothing of the pomps and pleasures of the East but a
+harem. But, in the mean time, he gathers round him a sort of
+human menagerie; and every race of man, from the Hottentot to the
+Highlander, is to be found feeding in his Louis Quatorze saloons.
+
+This certainly variegates the scene considerably, and relieves us
+of the intolerable topics, of Parliament, taxes, the last attempt
+on Louis Philippe, the last adventure of Queen Christina, or the
+last good thing of the last great bore of Belgrave Square; with
+the other desperate expedients to avoid the inevitable yawn. We
+had an Esquimaux chief, who, however, dwelt too long on the luxury
+of porpoise steaks; a little plump Mandarin, who indulged us with
+the tricks of the tea trade; the sheik Ben Hassan Ben Ali, who had
+narrowly escaped hanging by the hands of the French; and a New
+Zealand chief, strongly suspected of habits inconsistent with the
+European _cuisine_, yet who restricted himself on this occasion to
+every thing at the table.
+
+At length, in a pause of the conversation, somebody asked where
+somebody else was going, for the dog-days. The question engaged us
+all. But, on comparing notes, every Englishman of the party had been
+everywhere already--Cairo, Constantinople, Calcutta, Cape Horn.
+There was not a corner of the world, where they had not drunk tea,
+smoked cigars, and anathematised the country, the climate, and the
+constitution. Every thing was _use_--every soul was _blase_. There
+was no hope of novelty, except by an Artesian perforation to the
+centre, or a voyage to the moon.
+
+At last a curious old personage, with a nondescript visage, and who
+might, from the jargon of his tongue and the mystery of his costume,
+have been a lineal descendant of the Wandering Jew, asked, had any
+one at table seen the Thames?
+
+The question struck us all at once. It was a grand discovery; it
+was a flash of light; it was the birth of a new idea; it was an
+influx of brilliant inquiry. It was ascertained, that though we had
+all steamed up and down the Thames times without number, not one of
+us had seen the river. Some had always steamed it in their sleep;
+some had plunged at once into the cabin, to avoid the passengers on
+deck; some had escaped the vision by the clouds of a cigar; some by
+a French novel and an English dinner. But not one could recollect
+any thing more of it than it flowed through banks more or less
+miry; that it was, to the best of their recollection, something
+larger than the Regent's Canal; and some thought that they had seen
+occasional masts and smoke flying by them.
+
+My mind was made up on the spot. Novelty is my original passion--the
+spring of all my virtues and vices--the stimulant of all my desires,
+disasters, and distinctions. In short, I determined to see the
+Thames.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Rose at daybreak--the sky blue, the wind fragrant, Putney throwing
+up its first faint smokes; the villa all asleep. Leaving a billet
+for Sir Charles, I ordered my cab, and set off for the Thames. "How
+little," says Jonathan Swift, "does one-half of the world know what
+the other is doing." I had left Putney the abode of silence, a
+solitary policeman standing here and there, like the stork which our
+modern painters regularly put into the corner of their landscapes to
+express the sublime of solitude--no slipshod housemaid peeping from
+her window; no sight or sound of life to be seen through the rows of
+the flower-pots, or the lattices of the suburb gardens.
+
+But, once in London, what a contrast. From the foot of London
+bridge what a rush of life; what an incursion of cabs; what a
+rattle of waggons; what a surge of population; what a chaos of
+clamour; what volcanic volumes of everlasting smoke rolling up
+against the unhappy face of the Adelaide hotel; what rushing of
+porters, and trundling of trunks; what cries of every species,
+utterable by that extraordinary machine the throat of man; what
+solicitations to trust myself, for instant conveyance to the
+remotest shore of the terraqueous globe!--"For Calais, sir? Boat
+off in half-an-hour."--"For Constantinople? in a quarter."--"For
+Alexandria? in five minutes."--"For the Cape? bell just going to
+ring." In this confusion of tongues it was a thousand to one that I
+had not jumped into the boat for the Niger, and before I recovered
+my senses, been far on my way to Timbuctoo.
+
+In a feeling little short of desperation, or of that perplexity
+in which one labours to decypher the possible purport of a maiden
+speech, I flung myself into the first steamer which I could reach,
+and, to my genuine self-congratulation, found that I was under no
+compulsion to be carried beyond the mouth of the Thames.
+
+I had now leisure to look round me. The bell had not yet chimed:
+passengers were dropping in. Carriages were still rolling down
+to the landing-place, laden with mothers and daughters, lapdogs
+and bandboxes, innumerable. The surrounding scenery came, as the
+describers say, "in all its power on my eyes."--St Magnus, built by
+Sir Christopher Wren, as dingy and massive as if it had been built
+by Roderic the Goth; St Olave's, rising from its ruins, as fresh as
+a fairy palace of gingerbread; the Shades, where men drink wine, as
+Bacchus did, from the bunghole; the Bridge of Bridges, clambered
+over and crowded with spectators as thick as hiving bees!
+
+But--prose was never made for such things. I must be Pindaric.
+
+
+LONDON BRIDGE.
+
+_"My native land, good-night!"_
+
+ Adieu, adieu, thou huge, high bridge
+ A long and glad adieu!
+ I see above thy stony ridge
+ A most ill-favour'd crew.
+ The earth displays no dingier sight;
+ I bid the whole--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ There, hang between me and the sky
+ She who doth oysters sell,
+ The youth who parboil'd shrimps doth cry,
+ The shoeless beau and belle,
+ Blue-apron'd butchers, bakers white,
+ Creation's lords!--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ Some climb along the slippery wall,
+ Through balustrades some stare,
+ One wonders what has perch'd them all
+ Five hundred feet in air.
+ The Thames below flows, ready quite
+ To break their fall.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ What visions fill my parting eyes!
+ St Magnus, thy grim tower,
+ _Almost_ as black as London skies!
+ The Shades, which are no bower;
+ St Olave's, on its new-built site,
+ In flaming brick.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ The rope's thrown off, the paddles move,
+ We leave the bridge behind;
+ Beat tide below, and cloud above;--
+ Asylums for the blind,
+ Schools, storehouses, fly left and right;
+ Docks, locks, and blocks--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ In distance fifty steeples dance.
+ St Catherine's dashes by,
+ The Customhouse scarce gets a glance,
+ The sounds of Bowbell die.
+ With charger's speed, or arrow's flight,
+ We steam along.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ The Tower seems whirling in a waltz,
+ As on we rush and roar.
+ Where impious man makes Cheltenham salts,
+ We shave the sullen shore;
+ Putting the wherries all in fright,
+ Swamping a few.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ We brave the perils of the Pool;
+ Pass colliers chain'd in rows;
+ See coalheavers, as black and cool
+ As negroes without clothes,
+ Each bouncing, like an opera sprite,
+ Stript to the skin.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ And now I glance along the deck
+ Our own live-stock to view--
+ Some matrons, much in fear of wreck;
+ Some lovers, two by two;
+ Some sharpers, come the clowns to bite;
+ Some plump John Bulls.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ A shoal of spinsters, book'd for France,
+ (All talking of Cheapside;)
+ An old she-scribbler of romance,
+ All authorship and pride;
+ A diner-out, (timeworn and trite,)
+ A _gobe-mouche_ group.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ A strolling actor and his wife,
+ Both going to "make hay;"
+ An Alderman, at fork and knife,
+ The wonder of his day!
+ Three Earls, without an appetite,
+ Gazing, in spleen.--Good-night, good-night!
+
+ Ye dear, delicious memories!
+ That to our midriffs cling
+ As children to their Christmas pies,
+ (So, all the New-School sing;
+ In collars loose, and waistcoats white,)
+ All, all farewell!--Good-night, good-night!
+
+The charming author of that most charming of all brochures, _Le
+Voyage autour de ma Chambre_, says, that the less a man has to
+write about, the better he writes. But this charming author was a
+Frenchman; he was born in the land where three dinners can be made
+of one potato, and where moonshine is a substantial part of every
+thing. He performed his voyage, standing on a waxed floor, and
+making a circuit of his shelves; the titles of his books had been
+his facts, and the titillations of his snuff the food of his fancy.
+But John Bull is of another style of thinking. His appetite requires
+solid realities, and I give him docks, wharfs, steam-engines, and
+manufactures, for his powerful mastication.--But, what scents are
+these, rising with such potentiality upon the morning breeze? What
+sounds, "by distance made more sweet?" What a multitude of black,
+brown, bustling beings are crushing up that narrow avenue, from
+these open boats, like a new invasion of the pirate squadrons from
+the north of old. Oh, Billingsgate!--I scent thee--
+
+ ----"As when to them who sail
+ Beyond the Cape of Hope, and now are past
+ Mozambic, far at sea the north winds blow
+ Sabaean odours from the spicy shore
+ Of Araby the Blest. With such delay
+ Well-pleased, they slack their course, and many a league,
+ Cheer'd with the grateful smell, old Ocean smiles."
+
+The effect was not equally rapturous in the Thames; but on we flew,
+passing groups of buildings which would have overtopped all the
+castles on the Rhine, had they but been on fair ground; depots of
+wealth, which would have purchased half the provinces beyond the
+girdle of the Black Forest; and huge steamers, which would have
+towed a captive Armada to the Tower.
+
+The TOWER! what memories are called up by the name! How frowning are
+those black battlements, how strong those rugged walls, how massive
+those iron-spiked gates! Every stone is historical, and every era
+of its existence has been marked by the mightiest changes of men,
+monarchs, and times; then I see the fortress, the palace and the
+prison of kings!
+
+But, let me people those resounding arches, dim passages, and
+solemn subterraneans, with the past. Here, two thousand years ago,
+Julius Caesar kept his military court, with Quaestors, Prefects,
+and Tribunes, for his secretaries of state; Centurions for his
+chamberlains; and Augurs for his bishops. On this bank of the
+stately river, on which no hovel had encroached, but which covered
+with its unpolluted stream half the landscape, and rolled in quiet
+majesty to meet the ocean; often stood the man, who was destined
+to teach the Republican rabble of Rome that they had a master. I
+leave antiquarians to settle the spot trodden by his iron sandal. I
+disdain the minute meddling of the men of _fibulae_ and _frustums_ of
+pitchers. But I can see--"in my mind's eye, Horatio"--the stately
+Roman casting many an eager glance eastward, and asking himself,
+with an involuntary grasp of his hilt, and an unconscious curl of
+his lip, how long he was to suffer the haranguers of the populace,
+the pilferers of the public, the hirelings of Cinna and Sylla, and
+of every man who would hire them, the whole miry mass of reformers,
+leaguers, and cheap-bread men, to clap their wings like a flight of
+crows over the bleeding majesty of Rome.
+
+Then the chance sound of a trumpet, or the tread of a cohort along
+the distant rampart, would make him turn back his glance, and think
+of the twenty thousand first-rate soldiers whom a wave of his finger
+would move across the Channel, send through Gaul, sacking Lutetia,
+darting through the defiles of the Alps, and bringing him in triumph
+through the Janiculum, up to the temple of the Capitoline Jove.
+Glorious dreams, and gloriously realised! How vexatious is it that
+we cannot see the past, that we cannot fly back from the bustle
+of this blacksmith world, from the jargon of public life, and the
+tameness of private toil; into those majestic ages, when the world
+was as magnificent as a theatre; when nations were swallowed up in
+the shifting of a scene; when all were fifth acts, and when every
+catastrophe broke down an empire!
+
+But, what sounds are these? The steamer had shot along during
+my reverie, and was now passing a long line of low-built strong
+vessels, moored in the centre of the river. I looked round, and here
+was more than a dream of the past; here was the past itself--here
+was man in his primitive state, as he had issued from the forest,
+before a profane axe had cropped its brushwood. Here I saw perhaps
+five hundred of my fellow-beings, no more indebted to the frippery
+of civilisation than the court of Caractacus.--Bold figures, daring
+brows, Herculean shapes, naked to the waist, and with skins of the
+deepest bronze. Cast in metal, and fixed in a gallery, they would
+have made an incomparable rank and file of gladiatorial statues.
+
+The captain of the steamer explained the phenomenon. They were
+individuals, who, for want of a clear perception of the line to be
+drawn between _meum_ and _tuum_, had been sent on this half-marine
+half-terrestrial service, to reinforce their morals. They were now
+serving their country, by digging sand and deepening the channel of
+the river. The scene of their patriotism was called the "hulks," and
+the patriots themselves were technically designated felons.
+
+Before I could give another glance, we had shot along; and, to my
+surprise, I heard a chorus of their voices in the distance. I again
+applied to my Cicerone, who told me that all other efforts having
+failed to rectify their moral faculties; a missionary singing-master
+had been sent down among them, and was reported to be making great
+progress in their conversion.
+
+I listened to the sounds, as they followed on the breeze. I am not
+romantic; but I shall say no more. The novelty of this style of
+reformation struck me. I regarded it as one of the evidences of
+national advance.--My thoughts instinctively flowed into poetry.
+
+
+SONG FOR THE MILLION.
+
+_"Mirth, admit me of thy crew."_
+
+ Song, admit me of thy crew!
+ Minstrels, without shirt or shoe,
+ Geniuses with naked throats,
+ Bare of pence, yet full of _notes_.
+ Bards, before they've learn'd to write,
+ Issuing their notes at _sight_;
+ Notes, to tens of thousands mounting,
+ Careless of the Bank's discounting.
+ Leaving all the world behind,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Now, the carter drives his cart,
+ Whistling, as he goes, Mozart.
+ Now, a shilling to a guinea,
+ Dolly cook, _sol-fas_ Rossini.
+ While the high-soul'd housemaid, Betty,
+ Twirls her mop to Donizetti.
+ Or, the scullion scrubs her oven
+ To thy Runic hymns, Beethoven.
+ All the sevants' hall combined,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Now, may maidens of all ages
+ Look unharm'd on pretty _pages_.
+ Now, may paupers "_raise the wind_,"
+ Now, may _score_ the great undined.
+ Now, unblamed, may tender pairs
+ Give themselves the tenderest _airs_.
+ Now, may half-pay sons of Mars
+ Look in freedom through their _bars_,
+ Though upon a _Bench_ reclined,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Soon we'll hear our "London cries"
+ Dulcified to harmonies;
+ Mackerel sold in canzonets,
+ Milkmen "calling," in duets.
+ Postmen's bells no more shall bore us,
+ When their clappers ring in chorus.
+ Ears no more shall start at, Dust O!
+ When the thing is done with _gusto_.
+ E'en policemen grow refined,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Song shall settle Church and State,
+ Song shall supersede debate.
+ Owlet Joe no more shall screech,
+ We shall make him sing his speech.
+ Even the Iron Duke's "sic volo"
+ Shall be soften'd to a _solo_.
+ Discords then shall be disgrace,
+ Statesmen shall play _thorough base_;
+ Whigs and Tories intertwined,
+ England, in thy march of Mind.
+
+ Sailors, under canvass stiff,
+ Now no more shall dread a _cliff_.
+ From Bombay to Coromandel,
+ The Faqueers shall chorus Handel.
+ Arab sheik, and Persian maiden,
+ Simpering serenades from Haydn.
+ Crossing then the hemisphere,
+ Jonathan shall chant Auber,
+ All his love of pelf resign'd,
+ England, to thy march of Mind.
+
+--Still moving on, still passing multitudinous agglomerations of
+brick, mortar, stone, and iron, rather than houses.--Docks crowded
+with masts, thicker than they ever grew in a pine forest, and
+echoing with the sounds of hammers, cranes, forges and enginery,
+making anchors for all the ships of ocean, rails for all the roads
+of earth, and chain-cables for a dozen generations to come. In
+front of one of those enormous forges, which, with its crowd of
+brawny hammerers glaring in the illumination of the furnace, gave
+me as complete a representation of the Cyclops and their cave, as
+any thing that can be seen short of the bowels of AEtna; stood a
+growing church, growing of iron; the walls were already half-way
+grown up. I saw them already pullulating into windows, a half-budded
+pulpit stood in the centre, and a Gothic arch was already beginning
+to spread like the foliage of a huge tree over the aisle. It was
+intended for one of the colonies, ten thousand miles off.
+
+As the steamer is not suffered in this part of the river to run down
+boats at the rate of more than five miles an hour; I had leisure
+to see the operation. While I gazed, the roof had _leaved_; and my
+parting glance showed me the whole on the point of flourishing among
+the handsomest specimens of civic architecture.
+
+In front of another forge stood a lighthouse; it was consigned to
+the West Indies. Three of its stone predecessors had been engulfed
+by earthquakes, a fourth had been swept off by a hurricane. This was
+of iron, and was to defy all the chances of time and the elements,
+by contract, for the next thousand years. It was an elegant
+structure, built on the plan of the "Tower of the Winds." Every
+square inch of its fabric, from the threshold to the vane, was iron!
+"What will mankind come to," said George Canning, "in fifty years
+hence? The present age is impudent enough, but I foresee that the
+next will be all _Irony_ and _Raillery_."
+
+But all here is a scene of miracle. In our perverseness we laugh
+at our "Lady of Loretto," and pretend to doubt her house being
+carried from Jerusalem on the backs of angels. But what right have
+I to doubt, where so many millions are ready to take their oaths
+to the fact? What is it to us how many angels might be required
+for the operation? or how much their backs may have been galled in
+the carriage? The result is every thing. But here we have before
+our sceptical eyes the very same result. We have St Catherine's
+hospital, fifty times the size, transported half-a-dozen miles, and
+deposited in the Regent's Park. The Virgin came alone. The hospital
+came, with all its fellows, their matrons, and their master. The
+virgin-house left only a solitary excavation in a hillside. The
+hospital left a mighty dock, filled with a fleet that would have
+astonished Tyre and Sidon, buildings worthy of Babylon, and a
+population that would have sacked Persepolis.
+
+But, what is this strangely shaped vessel, which lies anchored stem
+and stern in the centre of the stream, and bearing a flag covered
+over with characters which as we pass look like hieroglyphics? The
+barge which marks the Tunnel. We are now moving above the World's
+Wonder! A thousand men, women, and children, have marched under
+that barge's keel since morning; lamps are burning fifty feet under
+water, human beings are breathing, where nothing but the bones of a
+mammoth ever lay before, and check-takers are rattling pence, where
+the sound of coin was never heard since the days of the original
+Chaos.
+
+What a field for theory! What a subject for a fashionable Lecturer!
+What a topic for the gossipry of itinerant science, telling us (on
+its own infallible authority) how the globe has been patched up for
+us, the degenerated and late-born sons of Adam! How glowingly might
+their fancy lucubrate on the history of the prior and primitive
+races which may now be perforating the interior strata of the
+globe--working by their own gas-light, manufacturing their own
+metals, and, from their want of the Davy-lamp, (and of an Act of
+Parliament, to make it burn,) producing those explosions which _we_
+call earthquakes, while our volcanoes are merely the tops of their
+chimneys!
+
+I gave the Tunnel a parting aspiration--
+
+
+THE TUNNEL.
+
+ Genii of the Diving-bell!
+ Sing Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l,
+ Whether ye parboil in steam,
+ Whether float in lightning's beam,
+ Whether in the Champs Elyses
+ Dance ye, like Carlotta Grisi.
+ Take your trumps, the fame to swell,
+ Of Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.
+
+ Phantoms of the fiery crown!
+ Plunged ten thousand fathoms down
+ In the deep Pacific's wave,
+ In the Ocean's central cave,
+ Where the infant earthquakes sleep,
+ Where the young tornadoes creep.
+ Chant the praise, where'er ye dwell,
+ Of Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.
+
+ What, if Green's Nassau balloon
+ (Ere its voyage to the moon)
+ 'Twixt Vauxhall and Stepney plies,
+ Straining London's million eyes,
+ Dropping on the breezes bland,
+ (Good for gazers,) bags of sand;
+ Green's a blacksmith to a belle,
+ To Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.
+
+ Great magician of the Tunnel!
+ Earth bows down before thy funnel,
+ Darting on through swamp and crag,
+ Faster than a Gaul can brag;
+ All Newmarket's tip-top speed,
+ To thy stud is broken-knee'd;
+ Zephyr spavin'd, lightning slow,
+ To thy fiery rush below.
+
+ Ships no more shall trust to sails,
+ Boats no more be swamp'd by whales,
+ Sailors sink no more in barks,
+ (Built by contract with the sharks,)
+ Though the tempest o'er us roar;
+ Flying through thy Tunnel's bore,
+ What care we for mount or main,
+ What can stop the Monster-Train?
+
+ There let Murchison and Lyell
+ Of our Tunnel make the trial.
+ We shall make them cross the Line,
+ Fifty miles below the brine--
+ Leaving blockheads to discuss
+ Paving-stones with Swiss or Russ,
+ Or in some Cathedral stall,
+ Still to play their cup and ball.
+
+ What, if rushes the Great Western
+ Rapid as a racer's pastern,
+ At each paddle's thundering stroke,
+ Blackening hemispheres with smoke,
+ Bouncing like a soda-cork;
+ Raising consols in New York,
+ E'er the lie has time to cool,
+ Forged in bustling Liverpool.
+
+ Yet, a river to a runnel,
+ To the steamer is the Tunnel;
+ Screw and sail alike shall lag,
+ To the "Rumour" in thy bag.
+ While _she_ puffs to make the land,
+ Thou shalt have the Stock in hand,
+ Smashing bill-broker and banker
+ Days, before she drops her anchor.
+
+ Then, if England has a foe,
+ We shall rout him from below.
+ Through our Ocean tunnel's arch,
+ Shall the bold battalions march,
+ Piled upon our flying waggons,
+ Spouting fire and smoke like dragons;
+ Sweeping on, like shooting-stars,
+ Guardsmen, rifles, and hussars.
+
+ We shall _tunnelize_ the Poles,
+ Bringing down the cost of coals;
+ Making Yankees sell their ice
+ At a Christian sort of price;
+ Making China's long-tail'd Khan
+ Sell his Congo as he can,
+ In our world of fire and shade,
+ Carrying on earth's grand "Free Trade."
+
+ We shall bore the broad Atlantic,
+ Making every grampus frantic;
+ Killing Jonathan with spite,
+ As the Train shoots up to light.
+ Mexico her hands shall clap,
+ Tahiti throw up her cap,
+ Till the globe one shout shall swell
+ To Sir Is-mb-rt Br-n-l.
+
+But this scene is memorable for more ancient recollections. It was
+in this spot, that once, every master of a merchant ship took off
+his hat in reverence to the _genius loci_; but never dared to drop
+his anchor. It was named the Pool, from the multitude of wrecks
+which had occurred there in the most mysterious manner; until it was
+ascertained that it was the chief resort of the mermen and mermaids,
+who originally haunted the depths of the sylvan Thamesis.
+
+There annually, from ages long before the Olympiads, the youths and
+maidens came, to fling garlands into the stream, and inquire the
+time proper for matrimony. It was from one of their chants, that
+John Milton borrowed his pretty hymn to the presiding nymph--
+
+ "Listen, where thou art sitting,
+ Under the glassy, cool, translucent wave,
+ In twisted braids of lilies knitting
+ The loose trains of thy amber-dropping hair.
+ Listen, for dear honour's sake,
+ Goddess of the Silver Lake,
+ Listen and save!"
+
+On the coast of Norway there is another Pool, entitled the
+Maelstrom, where ships used to disappear, no one knew why. But
+the manner was different; they no sooner touched the edge of the
+prohibited spot than they were swept with the fury of a hurricane
+into the centre, where they no sooner arrived than they were
+pulled down, shattered into a thousand fragments, and never heard
+of more. This was evidently the work of the mermen, who however,
+being of Northern breed, had, like the usual generation of that
+wild and winterly region, tempers of indigenous ferocity. But the
+tenants of the Thames, inheriting the softer temper of their clime,
+were gentler in their style of administering justice, which they
+administered effectually, notwithstanding. Every unlucky vessel
+which stopped upon the exclusive spot, quietly sank. The operation
+regularly took place in the night. By morning the only remnant of
+its existence was discoverable among the huts along the shore,
+exhibiting foreign silks, Dutch drams, French brandy, and other
+forbidden articles, which, somehow or other, had escaped from the
+bosom of the deep.
+
+The legend goes on to say, that from those fatalities the place was
+cautiously avoided, until, about a hundred and fifty years ago, one
+fine evening in May, a large merchantman came in full sail up the
+river, and dropped her anchor exactly in the spot of peril. All the
+people of the shore were astounded at this act of presumption, and
+numberless boats put off to acquaint the skipper with his danger.
+But, as the legend tells, "he was a bold vain man, with a huge
+swaggering sword at his side, a purse in his girdle, and a pipe in
+his mouth. Upon hearing of the aforesaid tale, he scoffed greatly,
+saying, in most wicked and daring language, that he had came from
+the East Indian possessions of the Dutch republic, where he had seen
+jugglers and necromancers of all kinds; but he defied them all, and
+cared not the lighting of his meerscham for all the mermaids under
+the salt seas." Upon the hearing of which desperate speech all the
+bystanders took to their boats, fearing that the good ship would be
+plucked to the bottom of the river without delay.
+
+But at morning dawn the good ship still was there, to the surprise
+of all. However, the captain was to have a warning. As he was
+looking over the stern, and laughing at the story, the steersman
+saw him suddenly turn pale and fix his eyes upon the water, then
+running by at the rate of about five knots. The crew hurried
+forward, and lo and behold! there arose close to the ship a merman,
+a very respectable-looking person, in Sunday clothes and with his
+hair powdered, who desired the captain to carry his vessel from the
+place, because "his anchor had dropt exactly against his hall door,
+and prevented his family from going to church."
+
+The whole history is well known at Deptford, Rotherhithe, and places
+adjacent; and it finishes, by saying, that the captain, scoffing
+at the request, the merman took his leave with an angry expression
+on his countenance, a storm came on in the night, and nothing of
+captain, crew, or ship, as ever heard of more.
+
+But the spot is boundless in legendary lore. A prediction which
+had for centuries puzzled all the readers of Mother Shipton, was
+delivered by her in the small dwelling whose ruins are still visible
+on the Wapping shore. The prophecy was as follows:--
+
+ Eighteene hundred thirty-five,
+ Which of us shall be alive?
+ Many a king shall ende his reign;
+ Many a knave his ende shall gain;
+ Many a statesman be in trouble;
+ Many a scheme the worlde shall bubble;
+ Many a man shall selle his vote;
+ Many a man shall turne his coat.
+ Righte be wronge, and wronge be righte,
+ By Westminster's candle-lighte.
+ But, when from the top of Bow
+ Shall the dragon stoop full low.
+ When from church of holy Paul
+ Shall come down both crosse and ball.
+ When all men shall see them meete
+ On the land, yet by the Fleet.
+ When below the Thamis bed
+ Shall be seen the furnace red;
+ When its bottom shall drop out,
+ Making hundreds swim about,
+ Where a fishe had never swum,
+ Then shall doleful tidings come.
+ Flood and famine, woe and taxe,
+ Melting England's strength like waxe;
+ Till she fights both France and Spain,
+ Then shall all be well again!
+
+I shall have an infinite respect for Mother Shipton in future. All
+was amply verified. The repairs of St Paul's, in the year stated,
+required that the cross and ball should be taken down, which was
+done accordingly. Bow Church, whose bells are supposed to thrill
+the _intima praecordia_ of every Londoner's memory in every part of
+the globe, happening to be in the same condition, the dragon on
+the spire was also taken down, and cross, ball, and dragon, were
+sent to a coppersmith's, in Ludgate Hill, beside the Fleet prison,
+where they were to be seen by all the wondering population, lying
+together. The third feature of the wisdom of Mother Shipton was
+fulfilled with equal exactitude. The Thames Tunnel had been pushed
+to the middle of the river's bed, when, coming to a loose portion of
+the clay, the roof fell in; the Thames burst through its own bottom,
+the Tunnel was instantly filled, and the workmen were forced to
+swim for their lives. The remainder of the oracle, partly present,
+is undeniable while we have an income tax, and the _finale_ may be
+equally relied on, to the honour of the English Pythonness.
+
+
+
+
+RECENT ROYAL MARRIAGES.
+
+
+At this dull season, the long vacation of legislators, when
+French deputies and English members, weary of bills and debates,
+motions and amendments, take their autumnal ramble, or range
+their well-stocked preserves, and when newspapers are at their
+wits' end for subjects of discussion, a topic like the Spanish
+marriages, intrinsically so important, in arrival so opportune, has
+naturally monopolised the attention of the daily press. For some
+time previously, the English public had paid little attention to
+Spanish affairs. Men were weary of watching the constant changes,
+the shameless corruption, the scandalous intrigues, from which
+that unfortunate country and its unquiet population have so long
+suffered; they had ceased in great measure to follow the thread of
+Peninsular politics. The arbitrary and unconstitutional influences
+employed at the last elections, and the tyranny exercised towards
+the press, deprived foreigners of the most important data whence
+to judge the real state of public feeling and opinion south of
+the Pyrenees. The debates of Cortes elected under circumstances
+of flagrant intimidation, and whose members, almost to a man,
+were creatures of a _Camarilla_, were no guide to the sentiments
+of a nation: journalists, sorely persecuted, writing in terror of
+bayonets, in peril of ruinous fine and arbitrary imprisonment,
+dared not speak the voice of truth, and feared to echo the wishes
+and indignation of the vast but soldier-ridden majority of their
+countrymen. Thus, without free papers or fair debates to guide them,
+foreigners could attain but an imperfect perception of the state
+of Spanish affairs. The view obtained was vague--the outline faint
+and broken--details were wanting. Hence the Spanish marriages,
+although so much has been written about them, have in England been
+but partially understood. Much indignation and censure have been
+expended upon those who achieved them; many conjectures have been
+hazarded as to their proximate and remote consequences; but one very
+curious point has barely been glanced at. Scarcely an attempt has
+been made to investigate the singular state of parties, and strange
+concurrence of circumstances, that have enabled a few score persons
+to overbalance the will of a nation. How is it that a people, once
+so great and powerful, still so easy to rouse, and jealous of its
+independence, has suffered itself to be fooled by an abandoned
+Italian woman, and a wily and unscrupulous foreign potentate--by a
+corrupt _Camarilla_, and a party that is but a name? How is it that
+Spain has thus unresistingly beheld the consummation of an alliance
+so odious to her children, and against which, from Portugal to the
+Mediterranean, from Gibraltar's straits to Cantabria's coast, but
+one opinion is held, but one voice heard--a voice of reprobation and
+aggrieved nationality?
+
+Yes, within the last few weeks, wondering Europe has witnessed a
+strange spectacle. A queen and her sister, children in years and
+understanding, have been wedded--the former completely against her
+inclinations, the latter in direct opposition to the wishes and
+interests of her country, and in defiance of stern remonstrance and
+angry protest from allied and powerful states--to most unsuitable
+bridegrooms. The queen, Isabella of Spain, has, it is true, a
+Spaniard for her husband; and him, therefore, her jealous and
+suspicious subjects tolerate, though they cannot approve. Feeble
+and undecided of character, unstable in his political opinions--if,
+indeed, political opinions he have other than are supplied to him,
+ready formed, by insidious and unworthy advisers--Don Francisco de
+Assis is the last man to sit on the right hand of a youthful queen,
+governing an unsettled country and a restless people, to inspire her
+with energy and assist her with wise counsels. It redounds little
+to the honour of the name of Bourbon, that if it was essential the
+Queen should marry a member of that house, her present husband was,
+with perhaps one exception, as eligible a candidate as could be
+selected. That marriage decided upon, however, it became doubly
+important to secure for the Infanta Luisa--the future Queen of Spain
+should her sister die without issue--a husband in all respects
+desirable; and, above all, one agreeable to the Spanish nation. Has
+this been done? What advantages does the husband of the girl of
+fourteen, of the heir-presumptive to the Spanish crown, bring to
+Spain, in exchange for the rich dowery of his child-bride--for the
+chance, not to say the probability, of being a queen's husband--and
+for an immense accession of influence to his dynasty in the country
+where that dynasty most covets it? The advantages are all of a
+negative kind. By that marriage, Spain, delivered over to French
+intrigues, exposed to the machinations and vampire-like endearments
+of an ancient and hereditary foe, becomes _de facto_ a vassal to her
+puissant neighbour.
+
+The question of the Queen of Spain's marriage was first mooted
+within a very few days after her birth. In the spring of 1830,
+Queen Christina found herself with child for the first time; and
+her husband, Ferdinand VII., amongst whose many bad and unkingly
+qualities want of foresight could not be reckoned, published the
+Pragmatic Sanction that secured the crown to his offspring should
+it prove a girl. A girl it was; and scarcely had the infant been
+baptised, when her father began to think of a husband for her. "She
+shall be married," he said, "to a son of my brother Francisco."
+By and by Christina bore a second daughter, and then the King
+said--"They shall be married to the two eldest sons of my brother
+Francisco."
+
+Ferdinand died; and, as he had often predicted--comparing himself
+to the cork of a bottle of beer, which restrains the fermented
+liquor--at his death civil war broke out. Isabella was still an
+infant; the first thing to be done was to secure her the crown; and
+for the time, naturally enough, few thought about her marriage.
+Queen Christina was an exception. She apparently remembered and
+respected her husband's wishes; and in her conversations and
+correspondence with her sister, Luisa Carlota, wife of the Infante
+Don Francisco de Paulo, she frequently referred to them, and
+expressed a strong desire for their fulfilment. In the month of
+June of the present year, a Madrid newspaper, the _Clamor Publico_,
+published a letter of hers, written most strongly in that sense. It
+bears date the 23d of January 1836, and is the reply to one from
+Dona Luisa Carlota, in which reference was made to conversations
+between the two sisters and Ferdinand, respecting the marriage of
+his daughters to the sons of Don Francisco. "The idea has always
+flattered my heart," Christina wrote, "and I would fain see its
+realisation near at hand; for it was the wish and will of the
+beloved Ferdinand, which I will ever strive to fulfil in all that
+depends on me. * * * Besides which, I believe that the national
+representation, far from opposing, will approve these marriages,
+as advantageous not only to our family, but to the nation itself,
+your sons being Spanish princes. I will not fail to propose it
+when the moment arrives." Notwithstanding these fair promises,
+and her respect for the wishes of Ferdinand the well-beloved, we
+find Christina, less than two years later, negotiating for her
+royal daughter a very different alliance. Irritated, on the one
+hand, against the Liberal party, to whose demands she had been
+compelled to yield; and alarmed, upon the other, at the progress
+of the Carlist armies, which were marching upon Madrid, then
+defended only by the national guards, she treated with Don Carlos
+for a marriage between the Queen and his eldest son. The Carlists
+were driven back to their mountain strongholds, and, the pressing
+danger over--although the war still continued with great fury--that
+project of alliance was shelved, and another, a very important one,
+broached. It was proposed to marry the Queen of Spain to an archduke
+of Austria, who should command the Spanish army, and to whom
+Christina expressed herself willing to give a share of the Regency,
+or even to yield it entirely. This was the motive of the mission of
+Zea Bermudez to Vienna. That envoy stipulated, as an indispensable
+condition of the success of his negotiations, that they should be
+kept a profound secret from the King of the French. The condition
+was not observed. Christina herself, it is said, unable to keep
+any thing from her dear uncle, told him all, and Bermudez had to
+leave Vienna almost before the matter in hand had been entered
+upon. Thereupon the queen-mother reverted to the marriage with a
+son of Don Carlos. The Conde de Toreno, for a moment weak enough to
+enter into her views, endeavoured to prepare the public for their
+disclosure, by announcing in the Cortes, that wars like the one then
+devastating Spain could only be terminated by a compromise--meaning
+a marriage. The Cortes thought differently, and, by other means, the
+war was brought to a close.
+
+The year 1840 witnessed the expulsion of Christina from Spain, and
+the appointment of Espartero to the Regency. During his three years'
+sway, that general refused to make or meddle in any way with the
+Queen's marriage. He said, that as she was not to marry till her
+majority, and as he should then no longer be Regent, his government
+had no occasion to busy itself with the matter. The friends of Spain
+have reason to wish that the Duke de la Victoria had shown himself
+less unassuming and reserved with respect to that most important
+question. Whilst it was thus temporarily lost sight of at Madrid,
+the queen-mother, in her retirement at Paris, took counsel with
+the most wily and far-sighted sovereign of Europe, and from that
+time must doubtless be dated the plans which Christina and Louis
+Philippe have at last so victoriously carried out. They had each
+their own interests in view--their own objects to accomplish--and
+it so chanced that those interests and objects were easily made to
+coincide. Concerning those of Christina, we shall presently speak
+at some length; those of the French king are now so notorious, that
+it is unnecessary to do more than glance at them. His first plan--a
+bold one, certainly--was to marry the Queen of Spain to the Duke
+d'Aumale. To this, Christina did not object. Her affection for
+her daughter--since then grievously diminished--prompted her to
+approve the match. The duke was a fine young man, and very rich.
+To a tender mother--which she claimed to be--the temptation was
+great. Doubtless, also, she received from Louis Philippe, as price
+of her concurrence, an assurance that certain private views and
+arrangements of her own should not to be interfered with--certain
+guardianship accounts and unworthy peculations not too curiously
+investigated. Of this, more hereafter. The result of the intrigues
+and negotiations between the Tuileries and the Hotel de Courcelles,
+was the diplomatic mission of M. Pageot, who was sent to London and
+to the principal continental courts, to announce, on the part of
+the King of the French, that, considering himself the chief of the
+Bourbon family, he felt called upon to declare that, according to
+the spirit of the treaty of Utrecht, the Queen of Spain could marry
+none but a Bourbon prince. The success of this first move, intended
+as a feeler to see how far he could venture to put forward a son
+of his own, was not such as to flatter the wishes of the French
+monarch. The reply of the British government was, that, according to
+the constitution of Spain, the Cortes must decide who was to be the
+Queen's husband and that he whom the Cortes should select, would,
+for England, be the legitimate aspirant. Without being so liberal in
+tone, the answers given by the cabinets of Vienna and Berlin were
+not more satisfactory; and the spleen of the French king manifested
+itself by the mouth of M. Guizot, who, with less than his usual
+prudence, went so far as to menace Spain with a war, if the Queen
+married any but a Bourbon. This occurred in March 1843.
+
+In the following June, Espartero, in his turn, was driven from
+power and from his country. Well known as it was, that French
+manoeuvres and French gold had, by deluding the nation, and
+corrupting the army, powerfully contributed to the overthrow of
+the only conscientious and constitutional ruler with whom Spain
+had for a long period been blessed, it was expected that Christina
+and her friends would do their utmost to bring about the immediate
+marriage of the Queen and the Duke d'Aumale. Then occurred the
+long projected and much talked of visit of Queen Victoria to the
+castle of Eu, where the question of Isabella's marriage was made
+the subject of a conference between the sovereigns of France and
+England, assisted by their ministers for foreign affairs, M. Guizot
+and Lord Aberdeen. It was shortly afterwards known that the King
+of the French had given the most satisfactory pledges, which were
+communicated to the principal foreign courts, that he not only would
+not strive to effect a marriage between the Queen of Spain and a
+son of his, but that he would positively refuse his consent to any
+such union. Further that if a marriage should be arranged between
+the Duke of Montpensier and the Infanta Luisa, it should not take
+place till Isabella was married and had issue. As an equivalent to
+these concessions, the English minister for foreign affairs had to
+declare, that without entering into an examination of the Treaty
+of Utrecht, or recognising any right contrary to the complete
+independence of the Spanish nation, it was desirable that the Queen
+should wed a descendant of Philip the Fifth, provided always such
+marriage was brought about conformably with the rules prescribed by
+the constitution of Spain.
+
+Compelled to abandon the design of marrying Isabella to a French
+prince, Louis Philippe, like a wary and prudent general, applied
+himself to improve the next best position, to which he had fallen
+back, and where he determined to maintain himself. Aumale could not
+have the Queen, but Montpensier should have the Infanta; and the
+aim must now be to increase the value of prize No. 2, by throwing
+prize No. 1 into the least worthy hands possible. In other words,
+the Queen must be married to the most incapable and uninfluential
+blockhead, who, being of Bourbon blood, could possibly be foisted
+upon her and the Spanish nation. To this end Count Trapani was
+pitched upon; and the first Narvaez ministry--including Senor Pedal
+and other birds of the same disreputable feather--which succeeded
+the one presided over by that indecent charlatan Gonzales Bravo,
+did all in its power to forward the pretensions of the Neapolitan
+prince, and accomplish his marriage with the Queen. To this end it
+was absolutely necessary to dispense with the approbation of the
+Cortes, required by the constitution. For although those Cortes had
+been chosen without the concurrence of the Progresista party--whose
+chiefs were all in exile, in prison, or prevented by the grossest
+intimidation from voting at the elections--on the question of the
+Trapani marriage they were found indocile. This profound contempt
+and marked antipathy with which Spaniards view whatever comes from
+Naples, and the offence given to the national dignity by the evident
+fact, that this candidate was imposed upon the country by the
+French government, convinced the latter, and that of Spain, which
+was its instrument, that even the Cortes they themselves had picked
+and chosen, lacked baseness or courage to consent to the Trapani
+alliance. Then was resolved upon and effected the constitutional
+REFORM, suppressing the article that required the approbation of
+the Cortes, and replacing it by another, which only rendered it
+compulsory to _announce_ to them the husband chosen by the Queen.
+But the manoeuvres of France were too clumsy and palpable. It was
+known that Christina had promised the hand of the Infanta to the
+Duke of Montpensier; Louis Philippe's object in backing Trapani
+was easily seen through; and so furious was the excitement of the
+public mind throughout Spain, so alarming the indications of popular
+exasperation, that the unlucky Neapolitan candidate was finally
+thrown overboard.
+
+Here we must retrace our steps, and consider Queen Christina's
+motives in sacrificing what remained to her of prestige and
+popularity in her adopted country, to assist, through thick and
+thin, by deceit, subterfuge, and treachery, the ambitious and
+encroaching views of her French uncle. There was a time--it is now
+long past--when no name was more loved and respected by the whole
+Spanish nation, excluding of course the Carlist party, than that of
+Maria Christina de Borbon. She so frankly identified herself with
+the country in which marriage fixed her lot, that in becoming a
+Spanish queen she had apparently become a Spanish woman; and, in
+spite of her Neapolitan birth, she speedily conquered the good-will
+of her subjects. Thousands of political exiles, restored to home and
+family by amnesties of her promotion, invoked blessings on her head:
+the great majority of the nation, anxious to see Spain governed
+mildly and constitutionally, not despotically and tyrannically,
+hailed in her the good genius who was to accord them their desires.
+Her real character was not yet seen through; with true Bourbon
+dissimulation she knew how to veil her vices. She had the credit
+also of being a tender and unselfish parent, ever ready to sacrifice
+herself to the interests of her children. Her egotism was as yet
+unsuspected, her avarice dormant, her sensuality unrevealed; and
+none then dreamed that a day would come, when, impelled by the
+meanest and most selfish motives, she would urge her weeping
+daughter into the arms of a detested and incompetent bridegroom.
+
+By her _liaison_ with Munoz, the first blow was given to Christina's
+character and popularity. This scandalous amour with the son of a
+cigar-seller at Tarancon, a coarse and ignorant man, whose sole
+recommendations were physical, and who, when first noticed by
+the queen, occupied the humble post of a private garde-de-corps,
+commenced, in the belief of many, previously to the death of
+Ferdinand. Be that true or not, it is certain that towards the
+close of the king's life, when he was helpless and worn out by
+disease, the result of his reckless debaucheries, she sought the
+society of the stalwart lifeguardsman, and distinguished him by
+marks of favour. It was said to be through her interest that he was
+promoted to the rank of cadet in the body-guard, which gave him
+that of captain in the army. Ferdinand died, and her intrigue was
+speedily manifest, to the disgust and grief of her subjects. In
+time of peace her degrading devotion to a low-born paramour would
+doubtless have called forth strong marks of popular indignation; but
+the anxieties and horrors of a sanguinary civil war engrossed the
+public attention, and secured her a partial impunity. As it was, her
+misconduct was sufficiently detrimental to her daughter's cause. The
+Carlists taunted their opponents with serving under the banner of
+a wanton; and the Liberals, on their part, could not but feel that
+their infant queen was in no good school or safe keeping.
+
+The private fortune of Ferdinand the Seventh was well known to be
+prodigious. Its sources were not difficult to trace. An absolute
+monarch, without a civil list, when he wished for money he had but
+to draw upon the public revenue for any funds the treasury might
+contain. Of this power he made no sparing use. Then there was the
+immense income derived from the Patrimonia Real, or Royal Patrimony,
+vast possessions which descend from one King of Spain to another,
+for their use and benefit so long as they occupy the throne. The
+whole of the town of Aranjuez, the estates attached to the Pardo,
+La Granja, the Escurial, and other palaces, form only a portion of
+this magnificent property, yielding an enormous annual sum. Add to
+these sources of wealth, property obtained by inheritance, his gains
+in a nefariously conducted lottery, and other underhand and illicit
+profits, and it is easy to comprehend that Ferdinand died the
+richest capitalist in Europe. The amount of his savings could but be
+guessed at. By some they were estimated at the incredibly large sum
+of eight millions sterling. But no one could tell exactly, owing to
+the manner in which the money was invested. It was dispersed in the
+hands of various European bankers; also in those of certain American
+ones, by whose failure great loss was sustained. No trifling sum was
+represented by diamonds and jewels. It was hardly to be supposed
+that the prudent owner of all this wealth would die intestate, and
+there is scarcely a doubt that he left a will. To the universal
+astonishment, however, upon his decease, none was forthcoming, and
+his wole property was declared at sixty millions of francs, which,
+according to the Spanish law, was divided between his daughters. No
+one was at a loss to conjecture what became of the large residue
+there unquestionably was. It was well understood, and her subsequent
+conduct confirmed the belief, that the lion's share of the royal
+spoils was appropriated by the young widow, whose grief for the loss
+of the beloved Ferdinand was not so violent and engrossing as to
+make her lose sight of the main chance. After so glorious a haul,
+it might have been expected that she would hold her hand, and rest
+contented with the pleasing consciousness, that should she ever be
+induced or compelled to leave Spain, she had wherewithal to live in
+queenly splendour and luxury. But her thirst of wealth is not of
+those that can be assuaged even by rivers of gold. Though the bed of
+the Manzanares were of the yellow metal, and she had the monopoly
+of its sands, the mine would be all insufficient to satiate her
+avarice. After appropriating her children's inheritance, she applied
+herself to increase her store by a systematic pillage of the Queen
+of Spain's revenues. As Isabella's guardian, the income derived from
+the Patrimonio Real passed through her hands, to which the gold
+adhered like steel-dust to a loadstone. Whilst the nation strained
+each nerve, and submitted to the severest sacrifices, to meet the
+expenses of a costly war--whilst the army was barefoot and hungered,
+but still stanch in defence of the throne of Isabella--Christina,
+with her mouth full of patriotism and love of Spain, remitted to
+foreign capitalists the rich fruits of her peculations, provision
+for the rainy day which came sooner than she anticipated,
+future fortunes for Munoz's children. The natural effect of her
+disreputable intrigue or second marriage, whichever it at that
+time was to be called, was to weaken her affection for her royal
+daughters, especially when she found a second and numerous family
+springing up around her. To her anxiety for this second family, and
+to the influence of Munoz, may be traced her adherence to the King
+of the French, and the cruel and unmotherly part she has recently
+acted towards the Queen of Spain.
+
+Previously to Christina's expulsion from the Regency in the year
+1840, little was seen or known of her children by Munoz. During her
+three years' residence at Paris, a similar silence and mystery was
+observed respecting them, and they lived retired in a country-house
+near Vevay, upon the Lake of Geneva, whither those born in the
+French capital were also dispatched. This prudent reserve is now
+at an end, and the grandchildren of the Tarancon tobacconist sit
+around, almost on a level with, the throne of the Spanish Queen.
+Titles are showered upon them, cringing courtiers wait upon their
+nod, and the once proud and powerful grandees of Spain, descendants
+of the haughty warriors who drove the Saracens from Iberian soil,
+and stood covered in the presence of the Fifth Charles, adulate
+the illegitimate progeny of a Munoz and a Christina. Subtile have
+been the calculations, countless the intrigues, shameful the
+misdeeds that have led to this result, so much desired by parents
+of the ennobled bastards, so undesirable for the honour and dignity
+of Spain. It is obvious that, with the immense wealth, whose
+acquisition has been already explained, Christina would have had no
+difficulty in portioning off her half-score children, and enabling
+them to live rich and independent in a foreign county. But this
+arrangement did not suit her views; still less did it accord with
+those of the Duke of Rianzares. He founded his objections upon a
+patriotic pretext. He wished his children, he said, to be Spanish
+citizens, not aliens--to hold property in their own country--to
+live respected in Spain, and not as exiles in a foreign land. It
+may be supposed there was no obstacle to their so doing, and that
+in Spain, as elsewhere, they could reckon at least upon that amount
+of ease and consideration which money can give. But here came the
+sticking-point, the grand difficulty, only to be got over by grand
+means and great ingenuity. Christina had been the guardian of the
+Queen and Infanta during their long minority: guardians, upon the
+expiration of their trust, are expected to render accounts; and
+this the mother of Isabel was wholly unprepared to do, in such a
+manner as would enable her to retain the plunder accumulated during
+the period of her guardianship. She had certainly the option of
+declining to render any--of taking herself and her wealth, her
+husband and her children, out of Spain, and of living luxuriously
+elsewhere. But it has already been seen, that neither she nor Munoz
+liked the prospect of such banishment, however magnificent and
+numerous the appliances brought by wealth to render it endurable.
+What, then, was to be done? It was quite positive that the husbands
+of the Queen and Infanta would demand accounts of their wives'
+fortune and of its management during their minority. How were their
+demands to be met--how such difficulties got over? It was hard to
+say. The position resembled what the Yankees call a "fix." The
+cruel choice lay between a compulsary disgorgement of an amount of
+ill-gotten gold, such as no moral emetic could ever have induced
+Christina to render up, and the abandonment of Munoz's darling
+project of making himself and his children lords of the soil in
+their native land. The only chance of an exit from this circle
+of difficulties, was to be obtained by uniting the Queen and her
+sister to men so weak and imbecile, or so under the dominion and
+influence of Christina, that they would let bygones be bygones, take
+what they could get and be grateful, without troubling themselves
+about accounts, or claiming arrears. To find two such men, who
+should also possess the various qualifications essential to the
+husbands of a Queen and Infanta of Spain, certainly appeared no
+easy matter--to say nothing of the odious selfishness and sin
+of thus sacrificing two defenceless and inexperienced children.
+But Christina's scruples were few; and, as to difficulties, her
+resolution rose as they increased. Had she not also a wise and
+willing counsellor in the most cunning man in Europe? Was not her
+dear uncle and gossip at hand to quiet her qualms of conscience, if
+by such she was tormented, and to demonstrate the feasibility--nay,
+more, the propriety of her schemes? To him she resorted in her hour
+of need, and with him she soon came to an understanding. He met her
+half-way, with a bland smile and words of promise. "Marry one of
+your daughters," was his sage and disinterested advice, "to a son of
+mine, and be sure that my boys are too well bred to pry into your
+little economics. We should prefer the Queen; but, if it cannot
+be managed, we will take the Infanta. Isabella shall be given to
+some good quiet fellow, not over clever, who will respect you far
+too much to dream of asking for accounts. Of time we have plenty;
+be stanch to me, and all shall go well." What wonder if from the
+day this happy understanding, this real _entente cordiale_, was
+come to, Christina was the docile agent, the obedient tool, of her
+venerable confederate! No general in the jaws of a defile, with foes
+in front and rear, was ever more thankful to the guide who led him
+by stealthy paths from his pressing peril, than was the daughter of
+Naples to her wary adviser and potent ally. And how charming was
+the union of interest--how touching the unanimity of feeling--how
+beautifully did the one's ambition and the other's avarice dovetail
+and coincide! The King's gain was the Queen's profit: it was the
+slaughter with one pebble of two much-coveted birds, fat and savoury
+mouthfuls for the royal and politic fowlers.
+
+In the secret conclave at the Tuileries, "all now went merry
+as a marriage bell." In the ears of niece and uncle resounded,
+by anticipation, the joyous chimes that should usher in the
+Montpensier marriage, proclaim their triumph, drown the cries
+of rage of the Spanish nation, and the indignant murmurs of
+Europe;--not that the goal was so near, the prize so certain and
+easy of attainment. Much yet remained to do; a false step might be
+ruinous--over-precipitation ensure defeat. The King of the French
+was not the man to make the one, or be guilty of the other. With
+"slow and sure" for his motto, he patiently waited his opportunity.
+In due season, and greatly aided by French machinations, the
+downfall of the impracticable and incorruptible Espartero was
+effected. But the government of Spain was still in the hands of the
+Progresistas. For it will be remembered that the immediate cause
+of Espartero's fall was the opposition of a section of his own
+party, which, united now in their adversity, unfortunately tunately
+knew not, in the days of their power, how to abstain from internal
+dissensions. The Lopez ministry held the reins of government. It was
+essential to oust it. As a first step, a _Camarilla_ was organised,
+composed of the brutal and violent Narvaez, the daring and
+disreputable Marchioness of Santa Cruz, and a few others of the same
+stamp, all ultra-Moderados in politics, and fervent partisans of
+Christina. So successfully did they use their backstairs influence,
+and wield their weapons of corruption and intrigue, that, within
+four months, and immediately after the accelerated declaration of
+the Queen's majority, Lopez and his colleagues resigned. Olozaga
+succeeded them; but he, too, was a Progresista and an upholder of
+Spanish nationality; there was no hope of his giving in to the
+plans of Christina the Afrancesada. Moreover, he was hated by the
+_Camarilla_, and especially detested by the Queen-mother, whose
+expulsion from Paris he had demanded when ambassador there from
+Espartero's government. She determined on a signal vengeance. The
+Palace Farce, that strange episode in the history of modern Spanish
+courts, must be fresh in every one's memory. An accusation, as
+malignant as absurd, was trumped up against Olozaga, of having
+used force, unmanly and disloyal violence, to compel Isabella to
+sign a decree for the dissolution of the Cortes. No one really
+believed the ridiculous tale, or that Salustiano de Olozaga, the
+high-bred gentleman, the uniformly respectful subject, could have
+afforded by his conduct the shadow of a ground for the base charge.
+Subsequently, in the Cortes, he nobly faced his foes, and, with
+nervous and irresistible eloquence, hurled back the calumny in their
+teeth. But it had already served their turn. To beat a dog any stick
+will do; and the only care of the _Camarilla_ was to select the one
+that would inflict the most poignant wound. Olozaga was hunted from
+the ministry, and sought, in flight, safety from the assassin's
+dagger. Those best informed entertained no doubt that his expulsion
+was intimately connected with the marriage question. With him the
+last of the Progresistas were got rid of, and all obstacles being
+removed, the Queen-mother returned to Madrid.
+
+Were the last crowning proof insufficient to carry conviction,
+it would be easy to adduce innumerable minor ones of Christina's
+heartless selfishness--of her disregard to the happiness, and
+even to the commonest comforts, of her royal daughter. We read in
+history of a child of France, the widow of an English king, who,
+when a refugee in the capital of her ancestors, lacked fuel in a
+French palace, and was fain to seek in bed the warmth of which the
+parsimony of a griping Italian minister denied her the fitting
+means. It is less generally known, that only six years ago, the
+inheritress of the throne of Ferdinand and Isabella was despoiled of
+the commonest necessaries of life by her own mother, a countrywoman
+of the miserly cardinal at whose hands Henrietta of England
+experienced such shameful neglect. When Christina quitted Spain
+in 1840, she not only carried off an enormous amount of national
+property, including the crown jewels, but also her daughter's own
+ornaments; and, at the same time, even the wardrobe of the poor
+child was mysteriously, but not unaccountably, abstracted: Isabella
+was left literally short of linen. As to jewels, it was necessary
+immediately to buy her a set of diamonds, in order that she might
+make a proper appearance at her own court. Such was the considerate
+and self-denying conduct of the affectionate mother, who, in the
+winter of 1843, resumed her place in the palace and counsels of the
+Queen of Spain. In her natural protector, the youthful sovereign
+found her worst enemy.
+
+Persons only superficially acquainted with Spanish politics commonly
+fall into two errors. They are apt to believe, first, that the two
+great parties which, with the exception of the minor factions of
+Carlists and Republicans, divide Spain between them, are nearly
+equally balanced and national; secondly, that Moderados and
+Progresistas in Spain are equivalent to Conservatives and Radicals
+in other countries. Blunders both. Eccentric in its politics, as in
+most respects, Spain cannot be measured with the line and compass
+employed to estimate its neighbours. It is impossible to conceal
+the fact, that to-day the numerous and the national party in Spain
+is that of the Progresistas. The tyranny of Narvaez, the misconduct
+of Christina, and, above all, the French marriage, have greatly
+strengthened their ranks and increased their popularity. Their
+principles are not subversive, nor their demands exorbitant: they
+aim at no monopoly of power. Three things they earnestly desire
+and vehemently claim: the freedom of election guaranteed by the
+existing constitution of Spain, but which has been so infamously
+trampled upon by recent Spanish rulers, liberty of the press, and
+the preservation of Spain from foreign influence and domination.
+
+Let us examine the composition and conduct of the party called
+Moderado. This party, now dominant, is unquestionably the most split
+up and divided of any that flourish upon Spanish soil. It is not
+deficient in men of capacity, but upon none of the grave questions
+that agitate the country can these agree. When the Cortes sit, this
+is manifest in their debates. Although purged of Progresistas, the
+legislative chambers exhibit perpetual disagreement and wrangling.
+At other times, the dissensions of the Moderados are made evident
+by their organs of the press. In some of these appear articles
+which would not sound discordant in the mouths of Progresistas; in
+others are found doctrines and arguments worthy of the apostles
+of absolutism. Between Narvaez and Pacheco the interval is wider
+than between Pacheco and the Progresistas. The first, in order
+to govern, sought support from the Absolutists; the second could
+not rule without calling the Liberals to his aid. Subdivided into
+fractions, this party, whose nomenclature is now complicated, relies
+for existence less upon itself than upon extraneous circumstances,
+foreign support, and the equilibrium of the elements opposed to it.
+The anarchy to which it is a prey, has been especially manifest
+upon the marriage question. Whilst one of its organs shamelessly
+supported Trapani, others cried out for a Coburg; and, again, others
+insisted that a Spanish prince was the only proper candidate--thus
+coinciding with the Progresistas. In fact, the Moderados, afraid,
+perhaps, of compromising their precarious existence had no candidate
+of their own; and in their fluctuations between foreign influence
+and interior exigencies, between court and people, between their
+wish to remain in power and the difficulty of retaining it, they
+left, in great measure, to chance, the election in which they
+dared not openly meddle. This will sound strange to the many who,
+as we have already observed, imagine the Moderado party to be the
+Conservative one of England or France; but not to those aware of the
+fact, that it is a collection of unities, brought together rather by
+accidental circumstances than by homogeneity of principles, united
+for the exclusion of others, and for their own interests, not by
+conformity of doctrines and a sincere wish for their country's good.
+
+Such was the party, unstable and unpatriotic, during whose
+ascendancy Christina and her royal confederate resolved to carry
+out their dishonest projects. The Queen-mother well knew that the
+mass of the nation would be opposed to their realisation; but she
+reckoned on means sufficiently powerful to render indignation
+impotent, and frustrate revolt. She trusted to the adherence of
+an army, purposely caressed, pampered, and corrupted; she felt
+strong in the support of a monarch, whose interest in the affair
+was at least equal to her own; she observed with satisfaction the
+indifferent attitude assumed by the British government with respect
+to Spanish affairs. A Progresista demonstration in Galicia, although
+shared in by seven battalions of the army--an ugly symptom--was
+promptly suppressed, owing to want of organisation, and to the
+treachery or incapacity of its leader. The scaffold and the galleys,
+prison and exile, disposed of a large proportion of the discontented
+and dangerous. Arbitrary dismissals, of which, for the most part,
+little was heard out of Spain, purified the army from the more
+honest and independent of its officers, suspected of disaffection to
+the existing government, or deemed capable of exerting themselves
+to oppose an injurious or discreditable alliance. Time wore on;
+the decisive moment approached. Each day it became more evident
+that the Queen's marriage could not with propriety be much longer
+deferred. Setting aside other considerations, she had already fully
+attained the precocious womanhood of her country; and it was neither
+safe nor fitting that she should continue to inhale the corrupt
+atmosphere of the Madrid court without the protection of a husband.
+At last the hour came; the plot was ripe, and nothing remained but
+to secure the concurrence of the victim. One short night, a night of
+tears and repugnance on the one hand, of flatteries, of menaces and
+intimidation, on the other decided the fate of Isabella. With her
+sister less trouble was requisite. It needed no great persuasive art
+to induce a child of fourteen to accept a husband, as willingly as
+she would have done a doll. It might have been thought necessary to
+consult the will of the Spanish nation, fairly represented in freely
+elected Cortes. Such, at least, was the course pointed out by the
+constitution of the country. It would also have been but decorous to
+seek the approval and concurrence of foreign and friendly states,
+to establish beyond dispute, that the proposed marriages were in
+contravention of no existing treaties; for, with respect to one of
+them, this doubt might fairly be raised. But all such considerations
+were waived; decency and courtesy alike forgotten. The double
+marriage was effected in the manner of a surprise; and, if
+creditable to the skill, it most assuredly was dishonourable to the
+character of its contriver. Availing himself of the moment when the
+legislative chambers of England, France, and Spain, had suspended
+their sittings; although, as regards those of the latter country,
+this mattered little, composed, as they are, of venal hirelings--the
+French King achieved his grand stroke of policy, the project on
+which, there can be little doubt, his eyes had for years been
+fixed. His load of promises and pledges, whether contracted at Eu
+or elsewhere, encumbered him little. They were a fragile commodity,
+a brittle merchandise, more for show than use, easily hurled down
+and broken. Striding over their shivered fragments, the Napoleon
+of Peace bore his last unmarried son to the goal long marked out
+by the paternal ambition. The consequences of the successful race
+troubled him little. What cared he for offending a powerful ally and
+personal friend? The arch-schemer made light of the fury of Spain,
+of the discontent of England, of the opinion of Europe. He paused
+not to reflect how far his Machiavelian policy would degrade him in
+the eyes of the many with whom he had previously passed for wise
+and good, as well as shrewd and far-sighted. Paramount to these
+considerations was the gratification of his dynastic ambition.
+For that he broke his plighted word, and sacrificed the good
+understanding between the governments of two great countries. The
+monarch of the barricades, the _Roi Populaire_, the chosen sovereign
+of the men of July, at last plainly showed, what some had already
+suspected, that the aggrandisement of his family, not the welfare
+of France, was the object he chiefly coveted. Conviction may later
+come to him, perhaps it has already come, that _le jeu ne valoit
+pas la chandelle_, the game was not worth the wax-lights consumed
+in playing it, and that his present bloodless victory must sooner
+or later have sanguinary results. That this may not be the case,
+we ardently desire; that it will be, we cannot doubt. The peace of
+Europe may not be disturbed--pity that it should in such a quarrel;
+but for poor Spain we foresee in the Montpensier alliance a gloomy
+perspective of foreign domination and still recurring revolution.
+
+A word or two respecting the King-consort of Spain, Don Francisco
+de Assis. We have already intimated that, as a Spanish Bourbon,
+he may pass muster. 'Tis saying very little. A more pitiful race
+than these same Bourbons of Spain, surely the sun never shone upon.
+In vain does one seek amongst them a name worthy of respect. What
+a list to cull from! The feeble and imbecile Charles the Fourth;
+Ferdinand, the cruel and treacherous, the tyrannical and profligate;
+Carlos, the bigot and the hypocrite; Francisco, the incapable. Nor
+is the rising generation an improvement upon the declining one. How
+should it be, with only the Neapolitan cross to improve the breed?
+Certainly Don Francisco de Assis is no favourable specimen, either
+physically or morally, of the young Bourbon blood. For the sake of
+the country whose queen is his wife, we would gladly think well of
+him, gladly recognise in him qualities worthy the descendant of a
+line of kings. It is impossible to do so. The evidence is too strong
+the other way. If it be true, and we have reason to believe it is,
+that he came forward with reluctance as a candidate for Isabella's
+hand, chiefly through unwillingness to stand in the light of his
+brother Don Enrique, partly perhaps through consciousness of his own
+unfitness for the elevated station of king-consort, this at least
+shows some good feeling and good sense. Unfortunately, it is the
+only indication he has given of the latter quality. His objections
+to a marriage with his royal cousin were overruled in a manner
+that says little for his strength of character. When it was found
+that his dislike to interfere with his brother's pretensions was
+the chief stumbling-block, those interested in getting over it set
+the priests at him. To their influence his weak and bigoted mind
+was peculiarly accessible. Their task was to persuade him that Don
+Enrique was no better than an atheist, and that his marriage with
+the Queen would be ruinous to the cause of religion in Spain. This
+was a mere fabrication. Enrique had never shown any particularly
+pious dispositions, but there was no ground for accusing him of
+irreligion, no reason to believe that, as the Queen's husband,
+he would be found negligent of the church's forms, or setting a
+bad example to the Spanish nation. The case, however, was made
+out to the satisfaction of the feeble Francisco, whose credulity
+and irresolution are only to be equalled in absurdity by the
+piping treble of the voice with which, as a colonel of cavalry, he
+endeavoured to convey orders to his squadrons. Sacrificing, as he
+thought, fraternal affection to the good of his country, he accepted
+the hand reluctantly placed in his, became a king by title, but
+remained, what he ever must be, in reality a zero.
+
+It was during the intrigues put in practice to force the Trapani
+alliance upon Spain, that the Spanish people turned their eyes
+to Don Francisco de Paulo's second son, who lived away from the
+court, following with much zeal his profession of a sailor. Not
+only the Progresistas, but that section of the Moderados whose
+principles were most assimilated to theirs, looked upon Don Enrique
+as the candidate to be preferred before all others. For this there
+were many reasons. As a Spaniard he was naturally more pleasing
+to them than a foreigner; in energy and decision of character he
+was far superior to his brother. Little or nothing was known of
+his political tendencies; but he had been brought up in a ship
+and not in a palace, had lived apart from _Camarillas_ and their
+evil influences, and might be expected to govern the country
+constitutionally, by majorities in the Cortes, and not by the aid
+and according to the wishes of a pet party. The general belief was,
+that his marriage with Isabella would give increased popularity to
+the throne, destroy illegitimate influences, and rid the Queen of
+those interested and pernicious counsellors who so largely abused
+her inexperience. These very reasons, which induced the great mass
+of the nation to view Don Enrique with favour, drew upon him the
+hatred of Christina and her friends. He was banished from Spain,
+and became the object of vexatious persecutions. This increased
+his popularity; and at one time, if his name had been taken as a
+rallying cry, a flame might have been lighted up in the Peninsula
+which years would not have extinguished. The opportunity was
+inviting; but, to their honour be it said, those who would have
+benefited by embracing it, resisted the temptation. It is no secret
+that the means and appliances of a successful insurrection were
+not wanting; that money wherewith to buy the army was liberally
+forthcoming; that assistance of all kinds was offered them; and
+that their influence in Spain was great; for in the eyes of the
+nation they had expiated their errors, errors of judgment only, by
+a long and painful exile. But, nevertheless, they would not avail
+themselves of the favourable moment. So long as a hope remained of
+obtaining their just desires by peaceable means, by the force of
+reason and the _puissante propagande de la parole_, they refused
+again to ensanguine their native soil, and to re-enter Spain on
+the smoking ruins of its towns, over the lifeless bodies of their
+mistaken countrymen.
+
+By public prints of weight and information, it has been estimated,
+that during Don Enrique's brief stay at Paris, he indignantly
+rejected certain friendly overtures made to him by the King of
+the French. The nature of these overtures can, of course, only be
+conjectured. Perhaps, indeed, they were but a stratagem, employed
+by the wily monarch to detain his young cousin at Paris, that the
+apparent good understanding between them might damp the courage
+of the national party in Spain, and win the wavering to look with
+favour upon the French marriage. There can be little question
+that in the eyes of Louis Philippe, as well as of Christina, Don
+Francisco is a far more eligible husband for the Queen than his
+brother would have been, even had the latter given his adhesion to
+the project of the Montpensier alliance. Rumour--often, it is true,
+a lying jade--maintained that at Paris he firmly refused to do so.
+She now whispers that at Brussels he has been found more pliant,
+and that, within a brief delay, the happy family at Madrid will be
+gratified by the return of that truant and mutinous mariner, Don
+Enrique de Borbon, who, after he has been duly scolded and kissed,
+will doubtless be made Lord High Admiral, or rewarded in some
+equally appropriate way for his tardy docility. We vouch not for
+the truth of this report; but shall be noway surprised if events
+speedily prove it well founded. Men there are with whom the love
+of country is so intense, that they would rather live despised in
+their own land than respected in a foreign one. And when, to such
+flimsy Will-o'-the-wisp considerations as the esteem and love of
+a nation, are opposed rank, money, and decorations, a palace to
+live in, sumptuous fare, and a well-filled purse, and perhaps,
+ere long, a wealthy bride, who would hesitate? If any would, seek
+them not amongst the Bourbons. Loath indeed should we be to pledge
+ourselves for the consistency and patriotism of a man whose uncle
+and grandfather betrayed their country to a foreign usurper. The
+fruit of a corrupt and rotten stem must ever be looked upon with
+suspicion. It is the more prized when perchance it proves sound and
+wholesome.
+
+Of the Duke of Montpensier, previously to his marriage, little
+was heard, and still, little is generally known of him, except
+that his exterior is agreeable, and that he had been rapidly
+pushed through the various military grades to that of general of
+artillery. That any natural talents he may be endowed with, have
+been improved to the utmost by careful education, is sufficiently
+guaranteed by the fact of his being a son of Louis Philippe. We
+are able to supply a few further details. The Infanta's husband
+is a youth of good capacity, possessing a liberal share of that
+mixture of sense, judgment, and wit, defined in his native tongue
+by the one expressive word _esprit_. His manners are pleasant and
+affable; he is a man with whom his inferiors in rank can converse,
+argue, even dispute--not a stilted Spanish Bourbon, puffed up with
+imaginary merit, inflated with etiquette, and looking down, from
+the height of his splendid insignificance and inane pride, upon
+better men then himself. He is one, in short, who rapidly makes
+friends and partisans. Doubtless, during his late brief visit to
+Spain, he secured some; hereafter he will have opportunities of
+increasing their number; and the probabilities are, that in course
+of time he will acquire a dangerous influence in the Peninsula. The
+lukewarm and the vacillating, even of the Progresista party, will
+be not unlikely, if he shows or affects liberalism in his political
+opinions, to take him into favour, and give him the weight of their
+adherence; forgetting that by so doing they cherish an anti-national
+influence, and twine more securely the toils of France round the
+recumbent Spanish lion. On the other hand, there will always be a
+powerful Spanish party, comprising a vast majority of the nation,
+and by far the largest share of its energy and talent, distinguished
+by its inveterate dislike of French interlopers, repulsing the
+duke and his advances by every means in their power, and branding
+his favourers with the odious name of AFRANCESADOS. To go into this
+subject, and enlarge upon the probable and possible results of the
+marriage, would lead us too far. Our object in the present article
+has rather been to supply FACTS than indulge in speculations. For
+the present, therefore, we shall merely remind our readers, that
+jealousy of foreign interference is a distinguishing political
+characteristic of Spaniards; and that, independently of this, the
+flame of hatred to France and Frenchmen still burns brightly in many
+a Spanish bosom. Spain has not yet forgiven, far less forgotten,
+the countless injuries inflicted on her by her northern neighbours:
+she still bears in mind the insolent aggressions of Napoleon--the
+barbarous cruelties of his French and Polish legions--the officious
+interference in '23. These and other wrongs still rankle in her
+memory. And if the effacing finger of Time had begun to obliterate
+their traces, the last bitter insult of the forced marriage has
+renewed these in all their pristine freshness.
+
+We remember to have encountered, in a neglected foreign gallery,
+an ancient picture of a criminal in the hands of torturers.
+The subject was a painful one, and yet the painting provoked a
+smile. Some wandering brother of the brush, some mischievous and
+idly-industrious TINTO, had beguiled his leisure by transmogrifying
+the costumes both of victim and executioners, converting the ancient
+Spanish garb into the stiff and unpicturesque apparel of the present
+day. The vault in which the cruel scene was enacted, remains in
+all its gloomy severity of massive pillars, rusty shackles, and
+cobwebbed walls; the grim unshapely instruments of torture were
+there; the uncouth visages of the executioners, the agonised
+countenance of the sufferer, were unaltered. But, contrasting with
+the antique aspect and time-darkened tints of these details, were
+the vivid colouring and modern fashions of Parisian _paletots_, trim
+pantaloons, and ball-room waistcoats. We have been irresistibly
+reminded of this defaced picture by the recent events in Spain.
+They appear to us like a page from the history of the middle ages
+transported into our own times. The daring and unprincipled intrigue
+whose _denoument_ has just been witnessed, is surely out of place
+in the nineteenth century, and belongs more properly to the days of
+the Medicis and the Guise. A review of its circumstances affords
+the elements of some romantic history of three hundred years ago.
+At night, in a palace, we see a dissolute Italian dowager and a
+crafty French ambassador coercing a sovereign of sixteen into a
+detested alliance. The day breaks on the child's tearful consent;
+the ambassador, the paleness of his vigil chased from his cheek by
+the flush of triumph, emerges from the royal dwelling. Quick! to
+horse!--and a courier starts to tell the diplomat's master that the
+glorious victory is won. A few days--a very few--of astonishment to
+Europe and consternation to Spain, and a French prince, with gay and
+gallant retinue, stands on the Bidassoa's bank and gazes wistfully
+south-wards. Why does he tarry; whence this delay? He waits an
+escort. Strange rumours are abroad of ambuscade and assassination;
+of vows made by fierce guerillas that the Infanta's destined husband
+shall never see Madrid. At last the escort comes. Enclosed in
+serried lines of bayonets and lances, dragoons in van, artillery
+in rear, the happy bridegroom prosecutes his journey. What is his
+welcome? Do the bright-eyed Basque maidens scatter flowers in his
+path and Biscay's brave sons strain their stout arms to ring peals
+in his honour? Do the poor and hardy peasantry of Castile line the
+highway and shout _vivas_ as he passes? Not so. If bells are rung
+and flowers strewn, it is by salaried ringers and by women hired,
+not to wail at a funeral, but to celebrate a marriage scarcely more
+auspicious. If hurrahs, few and faint, are heard, those who utter
+are paid for them. Sullen looks and lowering glances greet the
+Frenchman, as, guarded by two thousand men-at-arms, he hurries to
+the capital where his bride awaits him. In all haste, amidst the
+murmurs of a deeply offended people, the knot is tied. Not a moment
+must be lost, lest something should yet occur to mar the marriage
+feast. And now for the rewards, shamefully showered upon the venal
+abettors of this unpopular union. A dukedom and grandeeship of Spain
+for the ambassador's infant son; titles to mercenary ministers;
+high and time-honoured decorations, once reserved as the premium
+for exalted valour and chivalrous deeds--to corrupt deputies;
+diamond snuff-boxes, jewels and gold, to the infamous writers of
+prostituted journals; Christina rejoices; her _Camarilla_ are in
+ecstasies; Bresson rubs his hands in irrepressible exultation; in
+his distant capital the French monarch heaves a sigh of relief and
+satisfaction as his telegraph informs him of the _fait accompli_.
+Then come splendid bullfights and monster _pucheros_, to dazzle the
+eyes and stop the mouths of the multitude. _Pan y toros--panisac
+circenses_--to the many-headed beast. And in all haste the prince
+hurries back to Paris with his bride, to receive the paternal
+benediction, the fraternal embrace, and the congratulations of the
+few score individuals, who alone, in all France, feel real pleasure
+and profit in his marriage. And thus, by foreign intrigue and
+domestic treachery, has the independence of Spain been virtually
+bought and sold.
+
+
+
+
+ST MAGNUS', KIRKWALL.
+
+
+ See yonder, on Pomona's isle--
+ Where winter storms delight to roam;
+ But beaming now with summer's smile--
+ The Sainted Martyr's sacred dome!
+
+ Conspicuous o'er the deep afar
+ It sheds a soft and saving ray,
+ A landmark sure, a leading star,
+ To guide the wanderer on his way.
+
+ It tells the seaman how to steer
+ Through swelling seas his labouring bark
+ It helps the mourner's heart to cheer,
+ And speeds him to his heavenly mark.
+
+ With joy of old this northern sky
+ Saw holy men the fabric found,
+ To lift the Christian Cross on high,
+ And spread the Healer's influence round.
+
+ By beauty's power they sought to raise
+ Rude eyes and ruder hearts to Heaven:
+ They sought to speak their Maker's praise
+ With all the skill His grace had given.
+
+ And now, where passions dark and wild
+ Were foster'd once at Odin's shrine,
+ A people peaceful, just, and mild,
+ Live happy in that light divine.
+
+ Preserved through many a stormy age,
+ Let pious zeal the relic guard:
+ Nor Time with slow insidious rage
+ Destroy what fiercer foes have spared.
+
+
+
+
+THE GAME LAWS.
+
+
+From our youth upwards we have entertained a deep feeling of
+affection for the respectable fraternity of the Quakers. Our love,
+probably, had its date and origin from very early contemplation
+of a print, which represented an elderly pot-bellied individual,
+with a broad-brimmed hat and drab terminations, in the act of
+concluding a treaty with several squatting Indians, only redeemed
+from a state of nature by a slight garniture of scalps and wampum.
+Underneath was engraved a legend which our grand-aunt besought
+us to treasure in our memory as a sublime moral lesson. It ran
+thus:--THE BLOODLESS TRIUMPH, OR PENN'S TREATY WITH THE CHIEFS; and
+we were told that the fact thereby commemorated was one of the most
+honourable achievements to be found in the pages of general history.
+With infantine facility we believed in the words of the matron. No
+blood or rapine--no human carcasses or smoking wigwams, deformed
+the march of the Quaker conqueror. Beneath a mighty tree, in the
+great Indian wilderness, was the patriarchal council held; and
+the fee-simple of a territory, a good deal larger than an average
+kingdom, surrendered, with all its pendicles of lake, prairie, and
+hunting-ground, to the knowing philanthropist, in exchange for some
+bales of broad-cloth, a little cutlery, a liberal allowance of
+beads, and a very great quantity, indeed, of adulterated rum and
+tobacco. Never, we believe, since Esau sold his birth-right, was a
+tract of country acquired upon terms so cheap and easy. Some faint
+idea of this kind appears to have struck us at the time; for, in
+answer to some question touching the nature of the goods supposed
+to be contained in several bales and casks which were prominently
+represented in the picture, our relative hastily remarked, that she
+did not care for the nature of the bargain--the principle was the
+great consideration. And so it is. William Penn unquestionably acted
+both wisely and well: he brought his merchandise to a first-rate
+market, and left a valuable legacy of acuteness to his children
+and faithful followers. Our grand-aunt--rest her soul!--died in
+the full belief of ultimate Pennsylvanian solvency. She could not
+persuade herself, that the representatives of the man who had
+acquired a principality at the expense of a ship-load of rubbish,
+would prove in any way untrue to their bonds; and by her last will
+and testament, whereof we are the sole executor, she promoted us to
+the agreeable rank of a creditor on the Pennsylvanian government. If
+any gentleman is desirous to be placed in a similar position, with
+a right to the new stock which has been recently issued in lieu of
+a monetary dividend, he may hear of an excellent investment by an
+early application to our brokers. We also are most firm believers in
+the fact of American credit, and we shall not change our opinion--at
+least until we effect the sale.
+
+All this, however, is a deviation from our primary purpose, which
+was to laud and magnify the Brotherhood. We repeat that we loved
+them early, and also that we loved them long. It is true that
+some years ago a slight estrangement--the shadow of a summer
+cloud--disturbed the harmony which had previously existed between
+Maga and the Society of Friends. A gentleman of that persuasion had
+been lost somewhere upon the skirts of Helvellyn, and our guide and
+father, Christopher, in one of those sublime prose-poeans which have
+entranced and electrified the world, commemorated that apotheosis
+so touchingly, that the whole of Christendom was in tears.
+Unfortunately, some passing allusion to the garments of the defunct
+Obadiah, grated uncomfortably on the jealous ear of Darlington. An
+affecting picture of some ravens, digging their way through the
+folds of the double-milled kerseymere, was supposed to convey an
+occult imputation upon the cloth, and never, since then, have we
+stood quite clear in the eyes of the offended Conventicle. Still,
+that unhappy misunderstanding has by no means cooled our attachment.
+We honour and revere the Friends; and it was with sincere pleasure
+that we saw the excellent Joseph Pease take his seat and lift up
+his voice within the walls of Parliament. Had Pease stood alone, we
+should not now, in all human probability, have been writing on the
+subject of the game laws.
+
+We are, however, much afraid that a great change has taken place
+in the temper and disposition of the Society. Formerly a Quaker
+was considered most essentially a man of peace. He was reputed to
+abhor all strife and vain disputation--to be laconic and sparing
+in his speech--and to be absolutely crapulous with humanity.
+We would as soon have believed in the wrath of doves as in the
+existence of a cruel Quaker; nor would we, during the earlier
+portion of our life, have entrusted one of that denomination with
+the drowning of a superfluous kitten. Barring a little absurd
+punctilio in the matter of payment of their taxes--at all times, we
+allow, a remarkably unpleasant ceremony--the public conduct of our
+Friends was blameless. They seldom made their voices heard except
+in the honourable cause of the suffering or the oppressed; and
+with external politics they meddled not at all, seeing that their
+fundamental ideas of a social system differed radically from those
+entertained by the founders of the British constitution. Such, and
+so harmless, were the lives of our venerated Friends, until the
+demon of discord tempted them by a vision of the baleful hustings.
+
+Since then we have remarked, with pain, a striking alteration in
+their manner. They are bold, turbulent, and disputatious to an
+almost incredible extent. If there is any row going on in the
+parish, you are sure to find that a Quaker is at the bottom of it.
+Is there to be a reform in the Police board--some broad-brimmed
+apostle takes the chair. Are tithes obnoxious to a Chamber of
+Commerce--the spokesman of the agitators is Obadiah. Indeed, we
+are beginning to feel as shy of a quarrel with men of drab as we
+formerly were with the militant individuals in scarlet. We are not
+quite so confident as we used to be in their reliance upon moral
+force, and sometimes fear the latent power which lurks in the
+physical arm.
+
+Of these champions, by far the most remarkable is Mr John Bright,
+who, in the British House of Commons, represents the town of Durham.
+The tenets of his peaceful and affirmative creed, are, to say the
+least of it, in total antagonism to his character. Ever since he
+made his first appearance in public, he has kept himself, and
+every one around him, in perpetual hot-water. In the capacity of
+Mr Cobden's bottle-holder, he has displayed considerable pluck,
+for which we honour him; and he is not altogether unworthy to have
+been included in that famous eulogy which was passed by the late
+Premier--no doubt to the cordial satisfaction of his friends--upon
+the Apostle of cotton and free-trade. The name of John is nearly as
+conspicuous as that of Richard in the loyal annals of the League;
+and we are pleased to observe, that, like his great generalissimo,
+Mr Bright has preferred his claim for popular payment, and has,
+in fact, managed to secure a few thousands in return for the
+vast quantity of eloquence which he has poured into the pages of
+Hansard. We are not of that old-fashioned school who object to
+the remuneration of our reformers. On the contrary, we think that
+patriotism, like every other trade, should be paid for; and with
+such notable examples, as O'Connell in Ireland, and the Gamaliel of
+Sir Robert in the south, we doubt not that the principle hereafter
+will be acted upon in every case. The man who shall be fortunate
+enough to lead a successful crusade against the established
+churches, and to sweep away from these kingdoms all vestiges both
+of the mitre and the Geneva gown, will doubtless, after sufficient
+laudation by the then premier, of the talent and perseverance which
+he has exhibited throughout the contest, receive from his liberated
+country something of an adequate douceur. What precise pension is
+due to him who shall deliver us from the thraldom of the hereditary
+peerage, is a question which must be left to future political
+arithmetic. In the mean time, there are several minor abuses which
+may be swept away on more moderate scavenger wages; and one of
+these which we fully expect to hear discussed in the ensuing session
+of Parliament, is the existence of the Game laws.
+
+Mr Bright, warned by former experience, has selected a grievance
+for himself, and started early in his expedition against it. The
+part of jackal may be played once, but it is not a profitable one;
+and we can understand the disappointed feelings of the smaller
+animal, when he is forced to stand by an-hungered, and behold the
+gluttonous lion gorging himself with the choicest morsels of the
+chase. It must be a sore thing for a patriot to see his brother
+agitator pouching his tens and hundreds of thousands; whilst he, who
+likewise has shouted in the cause, and bestowed as much of his sweet
+breath as would have served to supply a furnace, must perforce be
+contented with some stray pittances, doled hesitatingly out, and not
+altogether given without grudging. No independent and thoroughgoing
+citizen will consent, for a second time, to play so very subsidiary
+a part; therefore he is right in breaking fresh ground, and becoming
+the leader of a new movement. It may be that his old monopolising
+ally shall become too plethoric for a second contest. Like the
+desperate soldier who took a castle and was rewarded for it, he may
+be inclined to rest beneath his laurels, count his pay, and leave
+the future capture of fortalices to others who have less to lose. A
+hundred thousand pounds carry along with them a sensation of ease
+as well as dignity. After such a surfeit of Mammon, most men are
+unwilling to work. They unbutton their waistcoats, eschew agitation,
+eat, drink, are merry, and become fat.
+
+Your lean Cassius, on the contrary, has all the pugnacity of a
+terrier. He yelps at every body and every thing, is at perpetual
+warfare with the whole of animated nature, and will not be
+quieted even by dint of much kicking. The only chance you have of
+relieving yourself from his everlasting yammering and impertinence,
+is to throw him an unpicked bone, wherewith he will retreat in
+double-quick time to the kennel. And of a truth the number of
+excellent bones which are sacrificed to the terriers of this world,
+is absolutely amazing. Society in general will do a great deal
+for peace; and much money is doled out, far less for the sake of
+charity, than as the price of a stipulated repose.
+
+It remains, however, to be seen whether Mr Bright, under any
+circumstances, will be quiet. We almost doubt it. In the course of
+his stentorial and senatorial career, he has more than once, to
+borrow a phrase from _Boxiana_, had his head put into chancery; and
+some of his opponents, Mr Ferrand for example, have fists that smite
+like sledge-hammers. But Friend John is a glutton in punishment; and
+though with blackened eyes and battered lips, is nevertheless at his
+post in time. The best pugilists in England do not know what to make
+of him. He never will admit that he is beaten, nor does he seem to
+know when he has enough. It is true that at every round he goes down
+before some tremendous facer or cross-buttock, or haply performs the
+part of Antaeus in consequence of the Cornish hug. No matter--up he
+starts, and though rather unsteady on his pins, and generally groggy
+in his demeanour, he squares away at his antagonist, until night
+terminates the battle, and the drab flag, still flaunting defiance,
+is visible beneath the glimpses of the maiden moon.
+
+At present, Mr Bright's senatorial exertions appear to be directed
+towards the abolition of the Game laws. Early in 1845, and before
+the remarkable era of conversion which must ever render that year
+a notorious one in the history of political consistency, he moved
+for and obtained a select committee of the House to inquire into
+the operation of these laws. Mr Bright's speech upon that occasion
+was, in some respects, a sensible one. We have no wish to withhold
+from him his proper meed of praise; and we shall add, that the
+subject which he thus virtually undertook to expiscate, was one in
+every way deserving of the attention of the legislature. Of all the
+rights of property which are recognised by the English law, that of
+the proprietor or occupier of the land to the _ferae naturae_ or game
+upon it, is the least generally understood, and the worst defined.
+It is fenced by, and founded upon, statutes which, in the course
+of time, have undergone considerable modification and revision;
+and the penalties attached to the infringement of it are, in our
+candid opinion, unnecessarily harsh and severe. Further, there can
+be no doubt, that in England the vice of poaching, next to that of
+habitual drinking, has contributed most largely to fill the country
+prisons. Instances are constantly occurring of ferocious assault,
+and even murder, arising from the affrays between gamekeepers and
+poachers; nor does it appear that the statutory penalties have had
+the effect of deterring many of the lower orders from their violent
+and predatory practices. On these points, we think an inquiry,
+with a view to the settlement of the law on a humane and equitable
+footing, was highly proper and commendable; nor should we have said
+a single word in depreciation of the labours of Mr Bright, had he
+confined himself within proper limits. Such, however, is not the
+case.
+
+An abridgement of, or rather extracts from, the voluminous evidence
+which was taken before that select committee, has been published
+by a certain Richard Griffiths Welford, Esq., barrister at law,
+and member of the Royal Agricultural Society of England. With this
+gentleman hitherto, it is our misfortune or our fault that we have
+had no practical acquaintance; and judging from the tone, humour,
+and temper of the text remarks which are scattered throughout the
+volume, and the taste of the foot-notes appended, we do not see any
+reason to covet exuberant intimacy for the future. The volume is
+prefaced by a letter from Mr John Bright to the Tenant Farmers of
+Great Britain, which is of so remarkable a nature that it justly
+challenges some comment. The following extract is the commencement
+of that address:-- "I am invited by my friend Mr Welford, the
+compiler of the abstract of the evidence given before the committee
+on the Game laws, to write a short address to you on the important
+question which is treated of in this volume. I feel that an
+apology is scarcely necessary for the liberty I am taking; the
+deep interest I have long felt in the subject of the Game laws, my
+strong conviction of its great importance to you as a class, and the
+extensive correspondence in reference to it which I have maintained
+with many of your respected body in almost every county of England
+and Scotland, seem to entitle me to say a few words to you on this
+occasion.
+
+"From the perusal of this evidence--and it is but a small portion
+of that which was offered to the committee--you will perceive
+that, as capitalists and employers of labour, _you are neither
+asserting your just rights, nor occupying your proper position_. By
+long-continued custom, which has now obtained almost the force of
+law, when you became tenants of a farm, you were not permitted to
+enjoy the advantages which pertain to it so fully as is the case
+with the occupiers of almost every other description of property.
+A farmer becomes the tenant of certain lands, which are to be the
+basis of his future operations, and the foundation of that degree
+of prosperity to which he may attain. To secure success, it is
+needful that capital should be invested, and industry and skill
+exercised; and in proportion as these are largely employed, in order
+to develop to the utmost extent the resources of the soil, will be
+the amount of prosperity that will be secured. The capital, skill,
+and industry, will depend upon the capacity of the farmer; but the
+reward for their employment will depend in no small degree upon the
+free and unfettered possession of the land--of its capabilities, of
+all that it produces, and of all that is sustained upon its surface.
+There is a mixture of feudalism and of commercial principles in your
+mode of taking and occupying land, which is in almost all cases
+obstructive, and in not a few utterly subversive, of improvement.
+You take a farm on a yearly tenantry, or on a lease, with an
+understanding, or a specific agreement, that the game shall be
+reserved to the owner; that is, you grant to the landlord the right
+to stock the farm--for which you are to pay him rent for permission
+to cultivate, and for the full possession of its produce--with
+pheasants, partridges, hares, and rabbits, to any extent that may
+suit his caprice. There may be little game when you enter upon the
+farm; but in general you reserve to yourselves no power to prevent
+its increase, and it may and often does increase so, as to destroy
+the possibility of profit in the cultivation of the farm. You
+plough, and sow, and watch the growing crops with anxiety and hope;
+you rise early, and eat the bread of carefulness; rent-day comes
+twice a-year with its inexorable demand; and yet you are doomed
+too frequently to see the fertility which Providence bestows and
+your industry would secure, blighted and destroyed _by creatures
+which would be deemed vermin_, but for the sanction which the law
+and your customs give to their preservation, and which exist for
+no advantage to you, and for no good to the public, but solely to
+afford a few day's amusement in the year to the proprietors of the
+soil. The seed you sow is eaten by the pheasants; your young growing
+grain is bitten down by the hares and rabbits; and your ripening
+crops are trampled and injured by a live stock which yields you
+no return, and which you cannot kill and take to market. No other
+class of capitalists are subjected to these disadvantages--no other
+intelligent and independent class of your countrymen are burdened
+with such impositions."
+
+We pity the intelligence of the reader who does not behold in these
+introductory paragraphs the symbol of the cloven foot. The sole
+object of the volume, for which Mr Bright has the assurance to stand
+as sponsor, is to sow the seeds of discord between the landowners
+and the tenants of England, by representing the former to the
+latter in the light of selfish monopolists, who, for the sake of
+some little sport or yearly battue, or, it may be, from absolute
+caprice, make havoc throughout the year, by proxy, of the farmers'
+property, and increase their stock of game whenever they have an
+opportunity, at his expense, and sometimes to his actual ruin.
+Such is the tendency of this book, which is compiled for general
+circulation; and which, we think, in many respects is calculated
+to do a deal of harm. As a real treatise or commentary upon the
+Game laws, it is worthless; as an attack upon the landed gentry, it
+will doubtless be read in many quarters with extreme complacency.
+Already, we observe, a portion of the press have made it a text-book
+for strong political diatribes; and the influence of it will no
+doubt be brought to bear upon the next general election. As we
+ourselves happen to entertain what are called very liberal opinions
+upon this subject of the Game laws, and as we maintain the principle
+that in this, as in every other matter, the great interests and
+rights of the community must be consulted, without reference to
+class distinctions--as we wish to see the property of the rich and
+the liberties of the poor respected--as we consider the union and
+cordial co-operation between landlord and tenant the chief guarantee
+which this country yet possesses against revolution, and the triumph
+of insolent demagogues--our remarks upon the present subject may
+not be ill-timed, or unworthy of the regard of those who think with
+us, that, in spite of recent events, there yet may be something to
+preserve.
+
+But, first, let us consider who this gentleman is that comes
+forward, unsolicited, to tender his advice, and to preach agitation
+to the tenantry of Great Britain. He is one of those persons who
+rose with the League--one of those unscrupulous and ubiquitous
+orators who founded and reared their reputation upon an avowed
+hostility to the agricultural interests of the country. Upon this
+point there can be no mistake. John Bright, member for Durham, is
+a child of the corn, or rather the potato revolution, as surely as
+Anacharsis Clootz was the _enfant trouve_ of the Reign of Terror.
+With the abstract merits of that question we have nothing to do at
+present. It is quite sufficient for us to note the fact, that he,
+in so far as his opportunities and his talents went, was amongst
+the most clamorous of the opponents to the protection of British
+agriculture; and that fact is a fair and legitimate ground for
+suspicion of his motives, when we find him appearing in the new
+part of an agricultural champion and agitator. It is not without
+considerable mistrust that we behold this slippery personage in
+the garb and character of Triptolemus. He does not act it well.
+The effects of the billy-roller are still conspicuous upon his
+gait--he walks ill on hobnails--and is clearly more conversant
+with devil's-dust and remnants than with tares. Some faint
+suspicion of this appears at times to haunt even his own complacent
+imagination. He is not quite sure that the farmers--or, in the
+elegant phraseology of the League, the hawbucks and chawbacons--whom
+he used to denounce as a race of beings immeasurably inferior in
+intellectual capacity to the ricketty victims of the factories,
+will believe all at once in the cordiality and disinterestedness of
+their adviser; and therefore he throws out for their edification
+a specious bit of pleading, which, no doubt, will be read with
+conflicting feelings by some of those who participated in the
+late conversion. "You have been taught to consider me, and those
+with whom I have acted, as your enemies. You will admit that we
+have never deceived you--that we have never TAMELY SURRENDERED
+that which we have taught you to rely upon as the basis of your
+prosperity--that we have not pledged ourselves to a policy
+you approved, and then abandoned it; and as you have found me
+persevering in the promotion of measures, which many of you deemed
+almost fatal to your interests, but which I thought essential to the
+public good, so you will find me as resolute in the defence of those
+rights, which your own or your country's interests alike require
+that you should possess."
+
+All this profession, however, we hope, will fail to persuade the
+farmers that their late enemy has become their sudden friend; and
+they will doubtless look with some suspicion upon the apocryphal
+catalogue of grievances which Mr Bright has raked together, and,
+with the aid of his associate, promulgated in the present volume. It
+is not our intention at present to extract or go over the evidence
+at large. We have read it minutely, and weighed it well. A great
+part of it is utterly irrelevant, as bearing upon questions of
+property and contract with which the legislature of no country could
+interfere, and which even Mr Bright, though not over scrupulous in
+his ideas of parliamentary appropriation, has disregarded in framing
+the conclusions of the rejected report which he proposed for the
+adoption of the committee. That portion, however, we shall not pass
+over in silence. It is but right that the country at large should
+see that this volume has been issued, not so much for the purpose
+of obtaining a revision of the law, as of sowing discord amongst
+the agriculturists themselves; and it is very remarkable that Mr
+Bright, throughout the whole of his inflammatory address, _takes
+no notice whatever of the Game laws_, or their prejudicial effect,
+or their possible remedy by legislative enactment, but confines
+himself to denunciation of the landlords as a class antagonistic
+to the tenantry, and advice to the latter to combine against the
+game-preserving habits of the gentry.
+
+Now this question between landlord and tenant has nothing to do
+with the Game laws. The man who purchases an estate, purchases it
+with every thing upon it. He has, strictly speaking, as much right
+to every wild animal which is bred or even lodges there--if he can
+only catch or kill them--as he has to the trees, or the turf, or any
+other natural produce. The law protects him in this right, in so
+far, that by complying with certain statutory regulations--one of
+which relates to revenue, and requires from him a qualification to
+sport, and another prescribes a period or rotation for shooting--he
+may, within his own boundaries, take every animal which he meets
+with, and may also prevent any stranger from interfering with or
+encroaching upon that privilege. We do not now speak of penalties
+for which the intruder may be liable. That is a separate question;
+at present we confine ourselves to the abstract question of right.
+
+But neither game nor natural produce constitute that thing called
+RENT, without which, since the days of forays have gone by, a
+landowner cannot live. Accordingly, he proposes to let a certain
+portion of his domains to a farmer, whose business is to cultivate
+the soil, and to make it profitable. He does so; and unless a
+distinct reservation is made to the contrary, the right to take
+the game upon the farm so let, passes to the tenant, and can be
+exercised by him irrespective of the wish of the landlord. If, on
+the contrary, the landlord refuses to part with that right which is
+primarily vested in his person, and which, of course, he is at full
+liberty either to reserve or surrender, the proposing tenant must
+take that circumstance into consideration in his offer of rent for
+the farm. The game then becomes as much a matter of calculation as
+the nature of the soil, the necessity of drainage, or the peculiar
+climate of the farm. The tenant must be guided by the principles
+of ordinary prudence, and make such a deduction from his offer as
+he considers will compensate him for the loss which his crop may
+sustain through the agency of the game. If he neglects to do this,
+he has no reasonable ground for murmuring--if he does it, he is
+perfectly safe. Such is the plain simple nature of the case, from
+which one would think it difficult to extract any clamant grievance,
+at least between the landlord and the tenant. No doubt the tenantry
+of the country individually and generally may, if they please,
+insist in all cases on a complete surrender of the game; and if
+they do, it is far more than possible that their desire will be
+universally complied with. But, then, they will have to pay higher
+rents. The landlord is no gainer in respect of game, nay, he is a
+direct loser; for the fact of his preservation and reserval of it
+reduces the amount of rent which he otherwise would receive, and,
+besides this, he is at much expense in preserving. Game is his hobby
+which he insists upon retaining: he does so, and he actually pays
+for it. Therefore, when a tenant states that he has lost so much in
+a particular year in consequence of the game upon his farm, that
+statement must be understood with a qualification. His crop may
+indeed have suffered to a certain extent; but then he has been paid
+for that deterioration already, the payment being the difference
+of rent, fixed between him and the landlord for the occupation of
+a game farm, less than what he would have offered for it had there
+been no game there, or had the right to kill it been conceded.
+
+"O but," says Mr Bright, or some other of the _soi-disant_ friends
+of the farmer, "there is an immense competition for land, and
+the farmers will not make bargains!" And whose fault is that? We
+recollect certain apothegms rather popular a short while ago, about
+buying in the cheapest and selling in the dearest market, and so
+forth, and we have always understood that the real price of an
+article is determined by the demand for it. If any farm is put up
+to auction under certain conditions, there is no hardship whatever
+in exacting the rent from the highest successful competitor.
+The reservation of the right to kill game is as competent to
+the proprietor as the fixing the rotation of the crops, or the
+conditions against scourging the soil. The landlord, when he lets a
+farm, does not by any means, as Mr Bright and his legal coadjutor
+appear to suppose, abandon it altogether to the free use of the
+tenant. He must of necessity make conditions, because he still
+retains his primary interest in the soil; and if these were not
+made, the land would in all probability be returned to him after
+the expiry of the lease, utterly unprofitable and exhausted, it
+being the clear interest of the tenant to take as much out of it
+as possible during the currency of his occupation. Now all these
+conditions are perfectly well known to the competing farmer, and if
+he is not inclined to assent to them, he need not make an offer for
+the land. Does Mr Bright mean to assert that the competition for
+land is so great, that the tenant-farmers are absolutely offering
+more than the subjects which they lease are worth? If so, the most
+gullible person on the face of this very gullible earth would not
+believe him. To aver that any body of men in this country, are
+wilfully and avowedly carrying on a trade or profession at a certain
+loss, is to utter an absurdity so gross as to be utterly unworth a
+refutation. And if Mr Bright does not mean this, we shall thank him
+to explain how the competition for land is a practical grievance to
+the farmer.
+
+Nevertheless, we are far from maintaining that the system of strict
+game preservation is either wise or creditable, and we shall state
+our arguments to the contrary hereafter. At present let us proceed
+with Mr Welford.
+
+About one-half, or even more, of this volume, is occupied with
+evidence to prove that the preservation of game upon an estate is
+more or less detrimental to the crops. Who denies it? Pheasants,
+though they may feed a great deal upon wild seeds and insects,
+are unquestionably fond of corn--so are partridges; and hares
+and rabbits have too good taste to avoid a field of clover or of
+turnips. And shall this--says Mr Bright, having recourse to a late
+rhetoric--shall this be permitted in a Christian or a civilised
+country? Are there not thousands of poor to whom that grain, wasted
+upon mere vermin, would be precious? Are our aristocracy so selfish
+as to prefer the encouragement of brute animals to the lives of
+their fellow men? &c. &c; to all of which eloquent bursts the pious
+Mr Welford subjoins his ditto and Amen. For our own part, we can
+see no reason why hares, and pheasants, and partridges, should not
+be fed as well as Quakers. While living they are undoubtedly more
+graceful creatures, when dead they are infinitely more valuable.
+When removed from this scene of transitory trouble, Mr Bright,
+except in an Owhyhean market, would fetch a less price than an
+ordinary rabbit. Our taste may be peculiar, but we would far rather
+see half-a-dozen pretty leverets at play in a pasture field of an
+evening, than as many hulking members of the Anti-Corn-Law League
+performing a ponderous saraband. Vermin indeed! Did Mr Bright ever
+see a Red-deer? We shrewdly suspect not; and if, peradventure, he
+were to fall in with the monarch of the wilderness in the rutting
+season, somewhere about the back of Schehallion or the skirts of
+the moor of Rannoch, there would be a yell loud enough to startle
+the cattle on a thousand hills, and a rapid disparition of the
+drab-coloured integuments into the bosom of a treacherous peat-bog.
+But a Red-deer, too, will eat corn, and often of a moonlight night
+his antlers may be seen waving in the crofts of the upland tenant;
+therefore, according to Mr Bright, he too is vermin, and must be
+exterminated accordingly.
+
+And this brings us to Mr Welford's grand remedy, which is abundantly
+apparent from the notes and commentaries interspersed throughout the
+volume. This gentleman, in the plenitude of his consideration for
+the well-being of his country, is deliberately of opinion that game
+should be exterminated altogether! Here is a bloody-minded fellow
+for you with a vengeance!
+
+ "What! all my pretty chickens and their dam!
+ Did you say all?"
+
+What! shall not a single hare, or pheasant, or partridge, or
+plover, or even a solitary grouse, be spared from the swoop of
+this destroying kite? Not one. Richard Griffiths Welford, Esquire,
+Barrister-at-law, has undertaken to rouse the nation from its
+deadly trance. Yet a few years, and no more shall the crow of the
+gorcock be heard on the purple heath, or the belling of the deer
+in the forest, or the call of the landrail in the field. No longer
+shall we watch at evening the roe gliding from the thicket, or the
+hare dancing across the lawn. They have committed a crime in a
+free-tradeland--battened incontinently upon corn and turnips--and,
+therefore, they must all die! Grain, although our ports are to be
+opened, has now become a sacred thing, and is henceforward to be
+dedicated to the use of man alone. Therefore we are not without
+apprehension that the sparrows must die too, and the thrushes and
+blackbirds--for they make sad havoc in our dear utilitarian's
+garden--and the larks, and the rooks, and the pigeons. Voiceless now
+must be our groves in the green livery of spring. There shall be no
+more chirping, or twittering, or philandering among the branches--no
+cooing or amorous dalliance, or pairing on the once happy eve of
+St Valentine. All the _fauna_ of Britain--all the melodists of the
+woods--must die! In one vast pie must they be baked, covered in
+with a monumental crust of triumphant flour, through which their
+little claws may appear supplicantly peering upwards, as if to
+implore some mercy for the surviving stragglers of their race.
+But stragglers there cannot be many. Timber, according to our
+patriotic Welford, is, "next to game, the farmer's chief enemy!"
+What miserable idiots our infatuated ancestors must have been! They
+thought that by planting they were conferring a boon upon their
+country; and in Scotland in particular they strove most anxiously to
+redeem the national reproach. But they were utterly wrong: Welford
+has said it. Timber is a nuisance--a sort of vegetable vermin, we
+suppose--so down must go Dodona and her oaks; and the pride of the
+forests be laid for ever low. Nothing in all broad England--and
+we fear also with us--must hereafter overtop the fields of wheat
+except the hedgerows! Timber is inimical to the farmer; therefore,
+free be the winds to blow from the German ocean to the Atlantic,
+without encountering the resistance of a single forest--no more
+tossing of the branches or swaying of the stems--or any thing save
+the steeples, fast falling in an age of reason into decay, the bulk
+of some monstrous workhouse, as dingy and cheerless as a prison, and
+the pert myriads of chimney-stalks of the League belching forth, in
+the face of heaven, their columns of smoke and of pollution! Happy
+England, when these things shall come to pass, and not a tree or a
+bush be left as a shelter for the universal vermin! No--not quite
+universal, for a respite will doubtless be given to the persecuted
+races of the badger, the hedgehog, the polecat, the weasel, and the
+stoat. All these are egg-eaters or game-consumers, and so long as
+they keep to the hedgerows and assist in the work of extermination,
+they will not only be spared but encouraged. Let them, however,
+beware. So soon as the last egg of the last English partridge is
+sucked, and the last of the rabbits turned over in convulsive
+throes, with the teeth of a fierce little devil inextricably
+fastened in its jugular--so soon as the rage of hunger drives the
+present Pariahs of the preserve to the hen-roost--human forbearance
+is at an end, and their fate also is sealed. The hen-harrier and
+the sparrowhawk, so long as they quarter the fields, pounce upon
+the imprudent robin, or strike down the lark while caroling upon
+the verge of the cloud, will be considered in our new state of
+society, as sacred animals as the Ibis. But let them, after having
+fulfilled their mission, deviate from the integrity of their ways,
+and come down upon a single ginger-pile, peeping his dirty way over
+the shards of a midden, towards his scrauching and be-draggled
+mother--and the race will be instantly proscribed. A few years more,
+and, according to the system of Messrs Bright and Welford, not a
+single wild animal--could we not also get rid of the insects?--will
+be found within the confines of Great Britain, except the gulls who
+live principally upon fish; and possibly, should there be a scarcity
+of herring, it may be advisable to exterminate them also.
+
+Here is a pretty state of matters! First, there is to be no more
+sporting. That, of course, in the eyes of Messrs Bright and Welford,
+who know as much about shooting as they do of trigonometry, is a
+very minor consideration; but even there we take leave to dissent.
+Gouty and frail as we are, we have yet a strong natural appetite for
+the moors, and we shall wrestle to the last for our privilege with
+the sturdiest broadbrim in Quakerdom. Our boys shall be bred as we
+were, with their foot upon the heather, in the manliest and most
+exhilarating of all pastimes; and that because we wish to see them
+brought up as Christians and gentlemen, not as puzzle-pated sceptics
+or narrow-minded utilitarian theorists. We desire to see them
+attain their full development, both of mind and body--to acquire a
+kindly and a keen relish for nature--to love their sovereign and
+their country--to despise all chicanery and deceit--and to know
+and respect the high-minded peasantry and poor of their native
+land. We have no idea that they shall be confined in their exercise
+or their sports to the public highway. We do not look upon this
+earth or island as made solely to produce corn for the supply of
+Mr Bright and his forced population. We wish that the youth of our
+country should be taught that God has created other beings besides
+the master and the mechanic--that the beasts of the field and the
+fowls of the air have a value in their Maker's eye, and that man
+has a commisson to use them, but not to exterminate and destroy.
+"My opinion is," says Mr Bright, speaking with a slight disregard
+to grammar, of the sporting propensities of the landed gentry--"my
+opinion is, that there are other pursuits which it will better
+become them to follow, and which it will be a thousand times better
+for the country if they turn their attention to them." For Mr
+Bright's opinion, we have not the smallest shadow of respect. We can
+well believe that, personally, he has not the slightest inclination
+to participate in the sports of the field. We cannot for a moment
+imagine him in connexion with a hunting-field, or toiling over
+moor or mountain in pursuit of his game, or up to his waist in a
+roaring river with a twenty-pound salmon on his line, making its
+direct way for the cataract. In all and each of these situations we
+are convinced that he would be utterly misplaced. We can conceive
+him, and no doubt he is, much at home in the superintendence of the
+gloomy factory--in the centre of a hecatomb of pale human beings,
+who toil on day and night in that close and stifling atmosphere, as
+ceaselessly and almost as mechanically as the wheels which drone and
+whistle and clank above and around them--in the midst of his stores
+of calico, and cotton, and corduroy--in the midnight councils of the
+grasping League, or the front of a degraded hustings. But from none
+of these situations whatever, has he any right to dictate to the
+gentlemen of Britain what they should do, or what they should leave
+undone. He has neither an eye for nature, nor a heart to participate
+in rural amusements. And a very nice place an English manor-house
+would be under his peculiar superintendence and the operation of the
+new regime! In the morning we should meet, ladies and gentlemen, in
+the breakfast-room, all devoutly intent upon the active demolition
+of the muffins. Tea and coffee there are in abundance--but not good,
+for the first has the flavour of the hedges, and the second reminds
+us villanously of Hunt's roasted corn. There are eggs, however, and
+on the sideboard rest a large round of beef, with a thick margin
+of rancid yellow fat, and a ham which is literal hog's-lard. There
+are no fish. The trouting stream has been turned from its natural
+course to move machinery, and now rolls to the shrinking sea, not
+in native silver, but in alternate currents of indigo, ochre, or
+cochineal, according to the hue most in request for the moment at
+the neighbouring dye-work. In vain you look about for grouse-pie,
+cold partridge, snipe, or pheasant. You might as well ask for a
+limb of the ichthyosaurus as for a wing of these perished animals.
+Deuce a creature is there in the room except bipeds, and they are
+all of the manufacturing breed. You recollect the days of old,
+when your entry into the breakfast-room used to be affectionately
+welcomed by terrier, setter, and spaniel, and you wonder what has
+become of these ancient inmates of the family. On inquiry you are
+informed, that--being non-productive animals, and mere consumers of
+food which ought to be reserved for the use of man alone--they have
+one and all of them been put to death: and your host points rather
+complacently to the effigy of old Ponto, who has been stuffed by
+way of a specimen of an extinct species, and who now glares at you
+with glassy eyes from beneath the shelter of the mahogany sideboard.
+Tired of the conversation, which is principally directed towards
+the working of the new tariff, the last improvement in printed
+calicoes, and the prices of some kind of stock which appears to
+fluctuate as unaccountably as the barometer, you rise from table
+and move towards the window in hopes of a pleasant prospect. You
+have it. The old park, which used to contain some of the finest
+trees in Britain--oaks of the Boscobel order, and elms that were
+the boast of the country--is now as bare as the palm of your hand,
+and broken up into potato allotments. The shrubbery and flower
+parterres, with their elegant terrace vases and light wire fences,
+have disappeared. There is not a bush beyond a few barberries,
+evidently intended for detestable jam, nor a flower, except some
+chamomiles, which may be infused into a medicinal beverage, and a
+dozen great stringy coarse-looking rhubarbs, enough to give you the
+dyspepsia, if you merely imagine them in a tart. At the bottom
+of the slope lies the stream whereof we have spoken already, not
+sinuous or fringed with alders as of yore; but straight as an arrow,
+and fashioned into the semblance of a canal. It is spanned on the
+part which is directly in front of the windows, by a bridge on the
+skew principle, the property of a railway company; and at the moment
+you are gazing on the landscape in a sort of admiring trance, an
+enormous train of coal and coke waggons comes rushing by, and a
+great blast of smoke and steam rolling past the house, obscures for
+a moment the utilitarian beauty of the scene. That dissipated, you
+observe on the other side of the canal several staring red brick
+buildings, with huge chimney-stalks stinking in the fresh, frosty
+morning air. These are the factories of your host, the source of
+his enviable wealth; and yonder dirty village which you see about
+half a mile to the right, with its squab Unitarian lecture room,
+is the abode of his honest artisans. Nevertheless, you see nobody
+stirring about. How should you? The whole population is comfortably
+housed, for the next twelve hours at least, within brick, and
+assisting the machinery to do its work. No idleness now in England.
+Had you, indeed, risen about five or six in the morning, when the
+clatter of a sullen bell roused you from your dreams of Jemima, you
+might have seen some scores of lanterns meandering like glow-worms
+along the miry road which leads from the village to the factories,
+until absorbed within their early jaws. That is the appointed time
+for the daily emigration, and until all the taskwork is done, no
+straggling whatever is permitted. The furthest object in view is a
+parallelogram Bastile on the summit of a hill, once wooded to the
+top, and well known to the rustics as the place where the fullest
+nuts and the richest May-flowers might be gathered, but now in
+turnips, and you are told that the edifice is the Union Workhouse.
+
+Breakfast over, you begin to consider how you shall fill up the
+dreary vacuum which still yawns between you and dinner. Of course
+you cannot shoot, unless you are inclined to take a day at the ducks
+and geese, which would be rather an expensive amusement. You covet
+a ride, and propose a scamper across the country. Our dear sir, it
+is as much as your life is worth! What with canals and viaducts,
+and railways and hedgerows, you could not get over a mile without
+either being plunged into water, or knocked down by tow ropes, or
+run into by locomotives, or pitched from embankments, or impaled
+alive, or slain by a stroke of electricity from some telegraphic
+conductor! Recollect that we are not now living in the days of
+steeple-chasing. Then as to horses, are you not aware that our
+host keeps only two--and fine sleek, sturdy Flanders brutes they
+are--for the purpose of conveying Mrs Bobbins and her progeny to the
+meeting-house? There is no earthly occasion for any more expensive
+stud. The railway station is just a quarter of a mile from the door,
+and Eclipse himself could never match our new locomotives for speed.
+But you may have a drive if you please, and welcome. Where shall we
+go to? There used to be a fine waterfall at an easy distance, with
+rocks, and turf, and wildflowers, and all that sort of thing; and
+though the season is a little advanced, we might still make shift
+under the hazels and the hollies; could we not invite the ladies
+to accompany us, and extemporise a pic-nic? Our excellent friend!
+that waterfall exists no longer. It was a mere useless waste; has
+been blown up with gun-cotton; and the glen below it turned into a
+reservoir for the supply of a manufacturing town. The hazels are
+all down, and the hollies pounded into birdlime. And that fine old
+baronial residence, where there were such exquisite Claudes and
+Ruysdaels? Oh! that estate was bought by Mr Smalt the eminent dyer,
+from the trustees of the late Lord--the old mansion has been pulled
+down, a cottage _ornee_ built in its place, and the pictures were
+long ago transferred to the National Gallery. And is there nothing
+at all worth seeing in the county? Oh yes! There is Tweel's new
+process for making silk out of sow's ears, and Bottomson's clothing
+mills, where you see raw wool put into one end of the machinery,
+and issue from the other in the shape of ready-made breeches. Then
+a Socialist lecture on the sin and consequences of matrimony will
+be delivered in the market-town at two o'clock precisely, by Miss
+Lewdlaw--quite a lady, I assure you--whom you will afterwards meet
+at dinner. Or you may, if you please, attend the meeting of the
+Society for the Propagation of a Natural Religion, at which the
+Rev. Mr Scampson will preside; or you may go down to the factories,
+or any where else you please, except the village, for there is a
+great deal of typhus fever in it, and we are a little apprehensive
+for the children! You decline these tempting offers, and resolve to
+spend the morning in the house. Is there a billiard room? How can
+you possibly suppose it? Time, sir, is money; and money is not to
+be made by knocking about ivory balls. But there is the library if
+you should like to study, and plenty material within it. Delighted
+at the prospect of passing some congenial though solitary hours, you
+enter the apartment, and, disregarding the models upon the table,
+which are intended to elucidate the silk and sow's-ear process,
+you ransack the book-shelves for some of your ancient favourites.
+But in vain you will search either for Shakspeare or Scott, Milton
+or Fielding, Jeremy Taylor or Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine: all
+these are proscribed antiquities. Instead of these you will find
+Essays by Hampden, junior, and Ethics by Thistlewood, senior,
+Paine's Age of Reason, Jeremy Bentham's Treatises, Infanticide
+Vindicated, by Herod Virginius Cackell, Esq., Member of the Literary
+Institute of Owenstown, Cobden's Speeches, Wheal's Exposition of
+the Billy-roller, Grubb's Practical Deist, Welford's Influences of
+the Game Laws, and much more such profitable reading. What would
+you not give for a volume by Willison Glass! Disgusted with this
+literary miscellany, you chuck the Practical Deist into the fire,
+and walk up-stairs to rejoin the ladies. You find them in the
+drawing-room hard at work upon cross-stitch and pincushions for
+the great Bazar which is shortly to be opened under the auspices
+of the Anti-Christian League, and you feel for a moment like an
+intruder. But Emily Bobbins, a nice girl, who will have thirty
+thousand pounds when her venerated sire is conveyed to the Mausoleum
+of the Bobbinses, and who has at this present moment a very pretty
+face, trips up and asks you for a contribution to her yearly album.
+Yearly?--the phrase is an odd one, and you crave explanation.
+The blooming virgin informs you that she edits an annual volume,
+popular in certain circles, for the Society for the Abolition of
+all Criminal Punishment, she being a corresponding Member; and she
+presents you with last year's compilation. You open the work, and
+find some literary _bijouterie_ by the disciples of the earnest
+school, poems on the go-a-head principle, and tales under such
+captivating titles as the Virtuous Poacher, Theresa, or the Heroine
+of the Workhouse, and Walter Truck, an Easy Way with the Mechanic.
+There are also sundry political fragments by the deep-thinkers of
+the age, from which you discover that Regicide is the simplest cure
+for "Flunkeyism, Baseness, and Unveracity," and that the soundest
+philosophers of the world are two gentlemen, rejoicing in the
+exotic names of Sauerteig and Teufelsdroeckh. You, being a believer
+in the Book of Common Prayer, decline to add your contribution
+to the Miscellany, and make the best of your way from the house
+for a stroll upon the public highway. For some hours you meander
+through the mud, between rows of stiff hedges; not a stage-coach,
+nor even a buggy is to be seen. You sigh for the old green lanes
+and shady places which have now disappeared for ever, and you begin
+to doubt whether, after all, regenerated England is the happiest
+country of the universe. It appears an absolute desert. At a turn
+of a road you come in sight of a solitary venerable crow--the sole
+surviving specimen of his race still extant in the county--whose
+life is rendered bitter by a system of unceasing persecution. He
+mistakes you for Mr Richard Griffiths Welford, and, with a caw of
+terror, takes flight across a Zahara of Swedish turnips. On your
+way home you meet with three miserable children who are picking the
+few unwithered leaves from the hedges. You cross-question them,
+and ascertain that they receive a salary of twopence a-day from
+the owner of the truck-shop at the factory, in return for their
+botanical collections. You think of China, with a strong conviction
+of the propriety of becoming a Mandarin.
+
+At dinner you are seated betwixt Miss Lewdlaw and the Rev. Mr
+Scampson. The appearance of the lady convinces you that she has
+excellent reasons for her deep-rooted hatred of matrimony--for
+what serpent (in his senses) would have tempted that dropsical
+Eve? The gentleman is a bold, sensual-lipped, pimply individual,
+attired in a rusty suit of black, the very picture of a brutal
+Boanerges. He snorts during his repast, clutches with his huge red
+fingers, whereof the nails are absolute ebony, at every dish within
+his reach, and is constantly shouting for a dram. The dinner is a
+plentiful one, but ill-cooked and worse served; and the wines are
+simply execrable. Very drearily lags the time until the ladies
+rise to retire, a movement which is greeted by Mr Scampson with
+a coarse joke and a vulgar chuckle. Then begin the sweets of the
+evening. Old Bobbins draws your especial attention to his curious
+old free-trade port, at eighteen shillings the dozen; and very
+curious, upon practical examination, you will find it. After three
+glasses, you begin to suspect that you have swallowed a live crab
+unawares, and you gladly second Mr Scampson in his motion for
+something hot. The conversation then becomes political, and, to a
+certain extent, religious. Bobbins, who has a brother in Parliament,
+is vehement in his support of the Twenty Hours' Labour Bill, and
+insists upon the necessity of a measure for effectually coercing
+apprentices. Bugsley, his opposite neighbour, can talk of nothing
+but stock and yarn. But Scampson, in right of his calling, takes
+the lion's share of the conversation. He denounces the Church,
+not yet dis-established--hopes to see the day when every Bishop
+upon the Bench shall be brought to the block--and stigmatises the
+Universities as the nests of bigotry and intolerance. With many
+oaths, he declares his conviction that Robespierre was a sensible
+fellow--and as he waxes more furious over each successive tumbler,
+you wisely think that there may be some danger in contradicting so
+virulent a champion, and steal from the room at the first convenient
+opportunity. In the drawing-room you find Miss Lewdlaw descanting
+upon her favourite theories. She is expounding to Emily Bobbins her
+rights as a socialist and a woman, and illustrating her lecture by
+some quotations from the works of Aurora Dudevant. The sweet girl,
+evidently under the magnetic influence of her preceptress, regards
+you with a humid eye and flushed cheek as you enter; but having no
+fancy to approach the charmed circle of the Lewdlaw, you keep at
+the other end of the room, and amuse yourself with an illustrated
+copy of Jack Sheppard. In a short time, Bobbins, Bugsley, and
+Scampson, the last partially inebriated, make their appearance; and
+an animated erotic dialogue ensues between the gentleman in dubious
+orders, and the disciple of Mary Wolstonecraft. You begin to feel
+uncomfortable, and as Bugsley is now snoring, and Bobbins attempting
+to convince his helpmate of the propriety of more brandy and water,
+you desert the drawing-room, bolt up-stairs, pack your portmanteau,
+and go to bed with a firm resolution to start next morning by the
+earliest train; and as soon as possible to ascertain whether Jemima
+will consent to accompany you to Canada or Australia, or some other
+uncivilised part of the world where trees grow, waters run, and
+animals exist as nature has decreed, and where the creed of the
+socialist and jargon of the factory are fortunately detested or
+unknown.
+
+Such, gentle reader, is the England which the patriots of the Bright
+school are desirous to behold; and such it may become if we meekly
+and basely yield to revolutionary innovations, and conciliate every
+demagogue by adopting his favourite nostrum. We have certainly been
+digressing a good deal further than is our wont; but we trust you
+will not altogether disapprove of our expedition to the new Utopia.
+We hope that your present, and a great many future Christmasses may
+be spent more pleasantly; and that, in your day at least, peace may
+never be effected at the expense of a virtual solitude. Let us now
+consider what alterations may properly and humanely be made upon the
+present existing Game laws.
+
+On the whole, we are inclined to agree with the resolutions adopted
+by the committee. These appear to recognise the principle of a
+qualified right of property in game, and that this property is now
+vested in the _occupier_ of the soil. By this rule which may if
+necessary be declared by enactment, the tenant has at all times
+the power to secure the game to himself, unless he chooses to part
+with that right by special bargain. It is of course inconsistent
+with this qualified right of property, that any person should
+kill game upon lands which he is not privileged to enter; and the
+committee are therefore of opinion, that the violation of that
+right should still continue to be visited with legal penalties. But
+they think--and in this we most cordially agree with them--that
+considerable alteration should be made in the present penal code,
+and that, in particular, cumulative penalties for poaching should
+be abolished. It is monstrous that such penalties, to which the
+poorer classes in this country are most peculiarly liable, should
+be any longer allowed to exist, while the offence which these are
+intended to punish is in every proper sense a single one. We are
+inclined to get rid of every difficulty on this head by an immediate
+discontinuance of the certificates. The amount of revenue drawn from
+these is really insignificant, and in many cases it must stand in
+the way of a fair exercise of his privilege by the humbler occupant
+of the soil. If a poor upland crofter, who rents an acre or two from
+a humane landlord, and who has laid out part of it in a garden,
+should chance to see, of a clear frosty night, a hare insinuate
+herself through the fence, and demolish his winter greens--it is
+absolute tyranny to maintain, that he may not reach down the old
+rusty fowling-piece from the chimney, take a steady vizzy at puss,
+and tumble her over in the very act of her delinquency, without
+having previously paid over for the use of her gracious Majesty
+some four pounds odds; or otherwise to be liable in a penalty
+of twenty pounds, with the pleasant alternative of six months'
+imprisonment! In such a case as this the man is not sporting; he
+is merely protecting his own, is fairly entitled to convert his
+enemy into wholesome soup, and should be allowed to do so with a
+conscience void of offence towards God or man. We must have no state
+restrictions or qualifications to a right of property which may be
+enjoyed by the smallest cotter, and no protective laws to debar him
+from the exercise of his principle. And therefore it is that we
+advocate the immediate abolition of the certificate.
+
+What the remaining penalty should be is matter for serious
+consideration. It appears evident that the common law of redress
+is not sufficient. Game is at best but a qualified property; for
+your interest in it ceases the moment that it leaves your land;
+but still you _have_ an interest, may be a considerable pecuniary
+loser by its infringement, and therefore you are entitled to demand
+an adequate protection. But then it is hardly possible, when we
+consider what human nature with all its powerful instincts is, to
+look upon poaching in precisely the same light with theft. By no
+process of mental ratiocination can you make a sheep out of a hare.
+You did not buy the creature, it is doubtful whether you bred it,
+and in five minutes more it may be your neighbour's property, and
+that of its own accord. You cannot even reclaim it, though born in
+your private hutch. Now this is obviously a very slippery kind of
+property; and the poor man--who knows these facts quite as well
+as the rich, and who is moreover cursed with a craving stomach, a
+large family, and a strong appetite for roast--is by no means to be
+considered, morally or equitably, in the same light with the ruffian
+who commits a burglary for the sake of your money, or carries away
+your sheep from the fold. It ought to be, if it is not, a principle
+in British law, that the temptation should be considered before
+adjudging upon the particular offence. The schoolboy--whose natural
+propensity for fruit has been roused by the sight of some far too
+tempting pippins, and who, in consequence, has undertaken the
+hazard of a midnight foray--is, if detected in the act, subjected to
+no further penalty than a pecuniary mulct or a thrashing, especially
+if his parents belong to the more respectable classes of society.
+And yet this is a theft as decided and more inexcusable, than if the
+nameless progeny of a vagrant should, hunger-urged, filch a turnip
+or two from a field, and be pounced upon by some heartless farmer,
+who considers that he is discharging every heavenly and earthly duty
+if he pays his rent and taxes with unscrupulous punctuality. It is
+a crying injustice that any trifling piccadillo on the part of the
+poor or their children, should be treated with greater severity than
+is used in the case of the rich. This is neither an equitable nor a
+Christian rule. We have no right to subject the lowest of the human
+family to a contamination from which we would shrink to expose the
+highest; and the true sense of justice and of charity, which, after
+all, we believe to be deeply implanted in the British heart, will,
+we trust, before long, spare us the continual repetition of class
+Pariahs of infant years brought forward in small courts of justice
+for no other apparent reason than to prove, that our laws care more
+leniently for the rich than they do for the offspring of the poor.
+
+While, therefore, we consider it just that game should be protected
+otherwise than by the law of trespass, we would not have the
+penalty made, in isolated cases, a harsh one. A trespass in pursuit
+of game should, we think, be punished in the first instance by a
+fine, not so high as to leave the labourer no other alternative
+than the jail, or so low as to make the payment of it a matter of
+no importance. Let Giles, who has intromitted with a pheasant, be
+mulcted in a week's wages, and let him, at the same time, distinctly
+understand the nature and the end of the career in which he has
+made the incipient step. Show him that an offence, however venial,
+becomes materially aggravated by repetition; for it then assumes
+the character of a daring and wilful defiance of the laws of the
+realm. For the second of offence mulct him still, but higher, and
+let the warning be more solemnly repeated. These penalties might be
+inflicted by a single justice of the peace. But if Giles offends
+a third time, his case becomes far more serious, and he should be
+remitted to a higher tribunal. It is now almost clear that he has
+become a confirmed poacher, and determined breaker of the laws--it
+is more than likely that money is his object. Leniency has been
+tried without success, and it is now necessary to show him that the
+law will not be braved with impunity. Three months' imprisonment,
+with hard labour, should be inflicted for the purpose of reclaiming
+him; and if, after emerging from prison, he should again offend, let
+him forthwith be removed from the country.
+
+Some squeamish people may object to our last proposal as severe.
+We do not think it so. The original nature of the offence has
+become entirely changed; for it must be allowed on all hands,
+that habitual breach of the laws is a very different thing from
+a casual effraction. It would be cruelty to transport an urchin
+for the first handkerchief he has stolen; but after his fourth
+offence, that punishment becomes an actual mercy. Nor should the
+moral effect produced by the residence of a determined poacher in
+any neighbourhood be overlooked. A poacher can rarely carry on
+his illicit trade without assistance: he entices boys by offering
+them a share in his gains, introduces them to the beer and the gin
+shop, and thus they are corrupted for life. It is sheer nonsense to
+say that poaching does not lead to other crimes. It leads in the
+first instance to idleness, which we know to be the parent of all
+crime; and it rapidly wears away all finer sense of the distinction
+between _meum_ and _tuum_. From poacher the transition to smuggler
+is rapid and easy, and your smuggler is usually a desperado. With
+all deference to Mr Welford, his conclusion, that poaching should be
+prevented by the entire extermination of game, is a most pitiable
+instance of calm imperturbable imbecility. He might just as well say
+that the only means of preventing theft is the total destruction of
+property, and the true remedy for murder the annihilation of the
+human race.
+
+We agree also with the committee, that some distinction must
+be made between cases of simple poaching, and those which are
+perpetrated by armed and daring gangs. To these banditti almost
+every instance of assault and murder connected with poaching is
+traceable, and the sooner such fellows are shipped off to hunt
+kangaroos in Australia the better. But we think that such penalties
+as we have indicated above, would in most cases act as a practical
+detention from this offence, and would certainly remove all ground
+for complaint against the unnecessary severity of the law.
+
+With regard to the destruction of crops by game, especially when
+caused by the preserves of a neighbouring proprietor, the committee
+seems to have been rather at a loss to deal. And there is certainly
+a good deal of difficulty in the matter. For on the one hand, the
+game, while committing the depredation, is clearly not the property
+of the preserver, and may of course be killed by the party to whose
+ground it passes: on the other hand, it usually returns to the
+preserve after all the damage has been done. This seems to be one
+of the few instances in which the law can afford no remedy. The
+neighbouring farmer may indeed either shoot in person, or let the
+right of shooting to another; and in most cases he has the power to
+do so--for if his own landlord is also a preserver, it is not likely
+that the damage will be aggravated--and he has taken his farm in the
+full knowledge of the consequences of game preservation. Still there
+must always remain an evil, however partial, and this leads us to
+address a few words to the general body of the game-preservers.
+
+Gentlemen, some of you are not altogether without fault in this
+matter. You have given a handle to accusations, which your
+enemies--and they are the enemies also of the true interests of the
+country--have been eager and zealous in using. You have pushed your
+privileges too far, and, if you do not take care, you will raise a
+storm which it may be very difficult to allay. What, in the name of
+common sense, is the use of this excessive preserving? You are not
+blamed, nor are you blamable, for reserving the right of sporting
+in your own properties to yourselves; but why make your game such
+utterly sacred animals? Why encourage their over-increase to such a
+degree as must naturally injure yourselves by curtailing your rent;
+and which, undoubtedly, whatever be his bargain, must irritate the
+farmer, and lessen that harmony and good-will which ought to exist
+betwixt you both? Is it for sport you do these things? If so, your
+definition of sport must be naturally different from ours. The
+natural instinct of the hunter, which is implanted in the heart
+of man, is in some respects a noble one. He does not, even in a
+savage state, pursue his game, like a wild beast of prey, merely
+for the sake of his appetite--he has a joy in the strong excitement
+and varied incidents of the chase. The wild Indian and the Norman
+disciple of St Hubert, alike considered it a science; and so it
+is even now to us who follow our pastime upon the mountains, and
+who must learn to be as wary and alert as the creatures which we
+seek to kill. The mere skill of the marksman has little to do with
+the real enjoyment of sport. That may be as well exhibited upon a
+target as upon a living object, and surely there is no pleasure
+at all in the mere wanton destruction of life. The true sportsman
+takes delight in the sagacity and steadiness of his dogs--in seeking
+for the different wild animals each in its peculiar haunt--and his
+relish is all the keener for the difficulty and uncertainty of his
+pursuit. Such at least is our idea of sport, and we should know
+something about it, having carried a gun almost as long as we can
+remember. But it is possible we may be getting antiquated in our
+notions. Two months ago we took occasion to make some remarks upon
+the modern murders on the moors, and we are glad to observe that our
+humane doctrine has been received with almost general acquiescence.
+We must now look to the doings at the Manor House, at which, Heaven
+be praised, we never have assisted; but the bruit thereof has gone
+abroad, and we believe the tidings to be true.
+
+We have heard of game preserved over many thousands of acres, not
+waste, but yellow corn-land, with many an intervening belt of
+noble wood and copse, until the ground seems actually alive with
+the number of its animal occupants. The large, squat, sleek hares
+lie couched in every furrow; each thistle-tuft has its lurking
+rabbit; and ceaseless at evening is the crow of the purple-necked
+pheasant from the gorse. The crops ripen, and are gathered in,
+not so plentifully as the richness of the land would warrant, but
+still strong and heavy. The partridges are now seen running in the
+stubble-fields, or sunning themselves on some pleasant bank, so
+secure that they hardly will take the trouble to fly away as you
+approach, but generally slip through a hedge, and lie down upon the
+other side. And no wonder; for not only has no gun been fired over
+the whole extensive domain, though the autumn is now well advanced;
+but a cordon of gamekeepers extends along the whole skirts of the
+estate, and neither lurcher nor poacher can manage to effect an
+entrance. Within ten minutes after they had set foot within the
+guarded territory, the first would be sprawling upon his back in the
+agonies of death, and the second on his way to the nearest justice
+of peace, with two pairs of knuckles uncomfortably lodged within
+the innermost folds of his neckcloth. The proprietor, a middle-aged
+gentleman of sedentary habits, does not, in all probability, care
+much about sporting. If he does, he rents a moor in Scotland,
+where he amuses himself until well on in October, and then feels
+less disposed for a tamer and a heavier sport. But in November he
+expects, after his ancient hospitable fashion, to have a select
+party at the manor-house, and he is desirous of affording them
+amusement. They arrive, to the number, perhaps, of a dozen males,
+some of then persons of an elevated rank, or of high political
+connexion. There is considerable commotion on the estate. The staff
+of upper and under keepers assemble with a large train of beaters
+before the baronial gateway. They bring with them neither pointers
+nor setters--these old companions of the sportsman are useless in
+a battue; but there are some retrievers in the leash, and a few
+well-broken spaniels. It is quite a scene for Landseer--that antique
+portico, with the group before it, and the gay and sloping uplands
+illuminated by a clear winter's sun. The guests sally forth, all
+mirth and spirits, and the whole party proceed to an appointed
+cover. Then begins the massacre. There is a shouting and rustling of
+beaters: at every step the gorgeous pheasant whirs from the bush, or
+the partridge glances slopingly through the trees, or the woodcock
+wings his way on scared and noiseless pinion. Rabbits by the hundred
+are scudding distractedly from one pile of brushwood to another.
+Loud cries of "Mark!" are heard on every side, and at each shout
+there is the explosion of a fowling-piece. No time now to stop and
+load. The keeper behind you is always ready with a spare gun. How
+he manages to cram in the powder and shot so quickly is an absolute
+matter of marvel; for you let fly at every thing, and have lost all
+regard to the ordinary calculations of distance. You had better take
+care of yourself, however, for you are getting into a thicket, and
+neither Sir Robert, who is on your right, nor the Marquis, who is
+your left-hand neighbour, are remarkable for extra caution, and the
+Baronet, in particular, is short-sighted. We don't quite like the
+appearance of that hare which is doubling back. You had better try
+to stop her before she reaches that vista in the wood. Bang!--you
+miss, and, at the same moment, a charge of number five, from the
+weapon of the Vavasour, takes effect upon the corduroys of your
+thigh, and, though the wound is but skin-deep, makes you dance an
+extempore fandango.
+
+And so you go on from cover to cover, for five successive hours,
+through this rural poultry-yard, slaying, and, what is worse,
+wounding without slaying, beyond all ordinary calculation. You
+have had a good day's amusement, have you? Our dear sir, in the
+estimation of any sensible man or thorough sportsman, you might as
+well have been amusing yourself with a ride in the heart of Falkirk
+Tryst, or assisting at one of those German Jagds, where the deer
+are driven into inclosures, and shot down to the music of lute,
+harp, cymbal, dulcimer, sackbut, and psaltery. In fact, between
+ourselves, it is not a thing to boast of, and the amusement is, to
+say the least of it, an expensive one. For the sake of giving you,
+and the Marquis, and Sir Robert, and a few more, two or three days'
+sport, your host has sacrificed a great part of the legitimate
+rental of his estate--has maintained, from one end of the year to
+the other, all those personages in fustian and moleskin--and has,
+moreover, made his tenantry sulky. Do you think the price paid is in
+any way compensated by the value received? Of course not. You are a
+man of sense, and therefore, for the future, we trust that you will
+set your face decidedly against the battue system: shoot yourself,
+as a gentleman ought to do--or, if you do not care about it, give
+permission to your own tenantry to do so. Rely upon it, they will
+not abuse the privilege.
+
+The fact is, there never should be more than two coveys in one
+field, or half-a-dozen hares in each moderate slip of plantation.
+That, believe us, with the accession you will derive from your
+neighbours, is quite sufficient to keep you in exercise during the
+season, and to supply your table with game. No tenant whatever will
+object to find food for such a stock. If you want more exciting
+sport, come north next August, and we shall take you to a moor which
+is preserved by a single shepherd's herd, where you may kill your
+twenty brace a-day for a month, and have a chance of a red-deer
+into the bargain. But, if you will not leave the south, do not, we
+beseech you, turn yourself into a hen-wife, and become ridiculous
+as a hatcher of pheasants' eggs. The thing, we are told, has been
+done by gentlemen of small property, for the purpose of getting up
+an appearance of game: it would be quite as sane a proceeding to
+improve the beauty of a prospect by erecting cast-iron trees. Above
+all things, whatever you do, remember that you are the denizen of a
+free country, where individual rights, however sacred in themselves,
+must not be extended to the injury of those around you.
+
+To say the truth, we have observed with great pain, that a far too
+exclusive spirit has of late manifested itself in certain high
+places, and among persons whom we regard too much to be wholly
+indifferent to their conduct. This very summer the public press
+has been indignant in its denunciation of the Dukes of Atholl and
+Leeds--the one having, as it is alleged, attempted to shut up a
+servitude road through Glen Tilt, and the other established a
+cordon for many miles around the skirts of Ben-na-Mac-Dhui, our
+highest Scottish mountain. We are not fully acquainted with the
+particulars; but from what we have heard, it would appear that this
+wholesale exclusion from a vast tract of territory is intended to
+secure the solitude of two deer-forests. Now, we are not going to
+argue the matter upon legal grounds--although, knowing something of
+law, we have a shrewd suspicion that both noble lords are in utter
+misconception of their rights, and are usurping a sovereignty which
+is not to be found in their charters, and which was never claimed or
+exercised even by the Scottish Kings. But the churlishness of the
+step is undeniable, and we cannot but hope that it has proceeded far
+more on thoughtlessness than from intention. The day has been, when
+any clansman, or even any stranger, might have taken a deer from
+the forest, tree from the hill, or a salmon from the river, without
+leave asked or obtained: and though that state of society has long
+since passed away, we never till now have heard that the free air
+of the mountains, and their heather ranges, are not open to him
+who seeks them. Is it indeed come to this, that in bonny Scotland,
+the tourist, the botanist, or the painter, are to be debarred from
+visiting the loveliest spots which nature ever planted in the heart
+of a wilderness, on pretence that they disturb the deer! In a few
+years we suppose Ben Lomond will be preserved, and the summit of Ben
+Nevis remain as unvisited by the foot of the traveller as the icy
+peak of the Jungfrau. Not so, assuredly, would have acted the race
+of Tullibardine of yore. Royal were their hunting gatherings, and
+magnificent the driving of the Tinchel; but over all their large
+territory of Atholl, the stranger might have wandered unquestioned,
+except to know if he required hospitality. It is not now the gate
+which is shut, but the moor; and that not against the depredator,
+but against the peaceful wayfaring man. Nor can we as sportsmen
+admit even the relevancy of the reasons which have been assigned for
+this wholesale exclusion. We are convinced, that in each season not
+above thirty or forty tourists essay the ascent of Ben-na-Mac-Dhui,
+and of that number, in all probability, not one has either met
+or startled a red deer. Very few men would venture to strike out
+a devious path for themselves over the mountains near Loch Aven,
+which, in fact, constitute the wildest district of the island.
+The Quaker tragedy of Helvellyn might easily be re-enacted amidst
+the dreary solitudes of Cairn Gorm, and months elapse before your
+friends are put in possession of some questionable bones. Nothing
+but enthusiasm will carry a man through the intricacies of Glen
+Lui, the property of Lord Fife, to whom it was granted at no very
+distant period of time out of the forfeited Mar estates, and which
+is presently rented by the Duke of Leeds; and nothing more absurd
+can be supposed, than that the entry of a single wanderer into that
+immense domain, can have the effect of scaring the deer from the
+limits of so large a range. This is an absurd and an empty excuse,
+as every deer-stalker must know. A stag is not so easily frightened,
+nor will he fly the country from terror at the apparition of the
+Cockney. Depend upon it, the latter will be a good deal the more
+startled of the two. With open mouth and large gooseberry eyes,
+he will stand gazing upon the vision of the Antlered Monarch; the
+sketch-book and pencil-case drop from his tremulous hands, and
+he stands aghast in apprehension of a charge of horning, against
+which he has no defence save a cane camp-stool, folded up into the
+semblance of a yellow walking-stick. Not so the Red-deer. For a few
+moments he will regard the Doudney-clad wanderer of the wilds, not
+in fear but in surprise; and then, snuffing the air which conveys
+to his nostrils an unaccustomed flavour of bergamot and lavender,
+he will trot away over the shoulder of the hill, move further up
+the nearest corrie, and in a quarter of an hour will be lying down
+amidst his hinds in the thick brackens that border the course of the
+lonely burn.
+
+We could say a great deal more upon this subject; but we hope that
+expansion is unnecessary. Throughout all Europe the right of passage
+over waste and uncultivated land, where there never were and never
+can be inclosures, appears to be universally conceded. What would
+his Grace of Leeds say, if he were told that the Bernese Alps were
+shut up, and the liberty of crossing them denied, because some Swiss
+seigneur had taken it into his head to establish a chamois preserve?
+The idea of preserving deer in the way now attempted is completely
+modern, and we hope will be immediately abandoned. It must not,
+for the sake of our country, be said, that in Scotland, not only
+the inclosures, but the wilds and the mountains are shut out from
+the foot of man; and that, where no highway exists, he is debarred
+from the privilege of the heather. Whatever may be the abstract
+legal rights of the aristocracy, we protest against the policy and
+propriety of a system which would leave Ben Cruachan to the eagles,
+and render Loch Ericht and Loch Aven as inaccessible as those mighty
+lakes which are said to exist in Central Africa, somewhere about the
+sources of the Niger.
+
+
+
+
+INDEX TO VOL. LX.
+
+
+ Abd-el-Kader, sketches of, 348.
+
+ Adelaide, Queen, anecdote of, 584.
+
+ Advice to an intending Serialist, 590.
+
+ Affghanistan, sketch of the recent history of, 540.
+
+ Agave Americana, the, 266.
+
+ Agriculture in Mexico, 266.
+
+ Aird, Thomas, a summer day by, 277.
+
+ Aire, siege of, 529.
+
+ Algeria, 534.
+
+ America, effects of the discovery of, 261.
+
+ Americans and Aborigines, the, a tale of the short war--Part
+ Last, 45.
+
+ Anhalt, Prince of, 529.
+
+ Annals and antiquities of London, 673.
+
+ Anti-corn-law league, the, 250.
+
+ Arabs, sketches of the, 341.
+
+ Army, the, 129
+ --present defects in, and their improvement, 131
+ --punishments, 133
+ --rewards, 136
+ --sale of commissions, 137
+ --education, 138
+ --dress, 142.
+
+ Arras, siege of, 527.
+
+ Ascherson, Herr, 101.
+
+
+ Badger, habits of the, 497.
+
+ Barrados, General, defeat of, 274.
+
+ Barrett, Miss, poems by, 488.
+
+ Bautzen, battle of, 579.
+
+ Ben Douda, an Arab chief, 341.
+
+ Bethune, capture of, 528.
+
+ Blanco, General, 2.
+
+ Blidah, town of, 339.
+
+ Bocca di Cattaro, the, 431.
+
+ Bona, town of, 344.
+
+ Boston, town of, 474.
+
+ Bouchain, siege of, 537.
+
+ Bright, Mr, on the game laws, 757.
+
+ British Association, remarks on the, 640.
+
+ Burnes, Sir Alexander, murder of, 553.
+
+ Bustamente, president of Mexico, 274.
+
+
+ Cabanero, General, 302.
+
+ Cabellos' life of Cabrera, 295.
+
+ Cabrera, sketch of the career of, 293.
+
+ Callao, fort of, 3.
+
+ Canada, sketches of, 464.
+
+ Carbunculo of Peru, the, 193.
+
+ Carlist war, sketches of the, 293.
+
+ Carnicer, Colonel, 293, 294.
+
+ Carnival in Peru, the, 9.
+
+ Castel Fuerte, viceroy of Peru, 7.
+
+ Cathedral of Mexico, the, 269.
+
+ Cattaro, town of, 431.
+
+ Cerro de Parco, silver mines of, 182.
+
+ Change on Change, 492.
+
+ Charles Russell, the gentleman commoner, Chap. I., 145
+ --Chap. II., 309.
+
+ Chili, war of, with Peru, 2.
+
+ Christina of Spain, notices of, 741.
+
+ Coco-tree of Peru, the, 189.
+
+ Columbus, from Schiller, 333.
+
+ Commissions, sale of, in the army, 137.
+
+ Conde, Prince of, 704.
+
+ Conde's Daughter, the, 496.
+
+ Condor, the, 3.
+
+ Cookery and Civilisation, 238.
+
+ Cordilleras of Peru, the, 181.
+
+ Corn-law repeal, on the, 249.
+
+ Cortes, armour of, 270
+ --conquest of Mexico by, 272.
+
+ Coursing, passion for, in Peru, 15.
+
+ Creoles of Peru, the, 8.
+
+ Criminal law, on the, 721.
+
+
+ Dance, the, from Schiller, 480.
+
+ Dead Rose, a, by E. B. Barrett, 491.
+
+ Death of Zumalacarregui, the, 56.
+
+ Dedomenicis, Signor, 103.
+
+ Dejazet the actress, 413.
+
+ Denmark, sketches of, 645.
+
+ Diseases of Peru, the, 179, 181.
+
+ Ditmarschers, the, 646.
+
+ Dost Mohammed, sketch of the life of, 540.
+
+ Douay, siege of, 525.
+
+ Drama, the romantic, 161.
+
+ Dramatic mysteries in Peru, 187.
+
+ Dress of the army, the, 143.
+
+ Dudevant, Madame, 423.
+
+ Dumas, Alexander, notices of, 417.
+
+
+ Earthquakes in Lima, 13.
+
+ Education of the soldier, on the, 138.
+
+ Elinor Travis, a tale, Chap. II., 83.
+ --Chapter the Last, 444.
+
+ England in the new world, 464.
+
+ English Hexameters, letters on,
+ --Letter I., 19
+ --Letter II., 327
+ --Letter III., 477.
+
+ English Poor laws, operation of the, 555.
+
+ Epic poem, on the, 163.
+
+ Espartero, General, 301.
+
+ Espinoza, Major, anecdote of, 303.
+
+ Esteller, death of, 303.
+
+ Eugene, Prince, 34, 698.
+
+
+ Fergusson's notes of a professional life, review of, 129.
+
+ Fishes of Peru, the, 18.
+
+ Flogging in the army, on, 133.
+
+ France, state of criminal procedure in, 721.
+
+ Free trade, on, 249.
+
+ Frieslanders, the, 651.
+
+ From Schiller, 333.
+
+
+ Game laws, on the, 754.
+
+ Gaming, prevalence of, in Mexico, 267.
+
+ Germany, state of criminal law in, 721.
+
+ Ghent, capture of, by Marlborough, 23.
+
+ Girardin, M., 420.
+
+ Gomez, General, 299.
+
+ Guano deposits in Peru, the, 17.
+
+ Gutzkow's Paris, review of, 411.
+
+
+ Hanging bridges of Peru, the, 182.
+
+ Hector in the garden, by Elizabeth B. Barrett, 493.
+
+ Heron, habits of the, 397.
+
+ Hexameters, English, letters on
+ --Letter I., 19.
+ --Letter II., 327.
+ --Letter III., 477.
+
+ Hidalgos, insurrection of, in Mexico, 272.
+
+ Highland wild sports, 389.
+
+ Historical romance, on the, 162.
+
+ Hochelaga, or England in the New World, review of, 464.
+
+ Holsche, Lieutenant, anecdotes of, 587, 588.
+
+ Holstein, sketches of, 645.
+
+ Honour to the Plough, 613.
+
+ Horses of Algeria, the, 345
+ --of Peru, 11.
+
+ How I became a Yeoman--Chap. I., 358
+ --Chap. II., 362
+ --Chap. III., 366
+ --Chap. IV., 371.
+ --Chap. V., 374.
+
+ How to build a house and live in it--No. II., 349.
+
+ Howden, Lord, death of Zumalacarregui by, 56.
+
+ Hydropathy, on, 376.
+
+
+ Ignazio, 102.
+
+ Imprisonment as a punishment, on, 722.
+
+ Indians of Peru, the, 183, 185.
+
+ Inns of Peru, the, 181.
+
+ Inquisition in Peru, the, 7.
+
+ Isabella of Spain, marriage of, 740.
+
+ Iturbide, rise and fall of, 273.
+
+
+ Jalapa, city of, 265.
+
+ Jamaica, Metcalfe's government of, 662.
+
+ Janin, Jules, 421.
+
+ Jesuits, expulsion of the, from Peru, 6.
+
+ Jews in Algiers, the, 344.
+
+ Juan Fernandez, island of, 3.
+
+ Juan Santos, insurrection of, 190.
+
+
+ Kabyles, the, 345.
+
+ Kennedy's Algeria, review of, 334.
+
+ Kingston, town of, 470.
+
+ Kleist, General, 579.
+
+ Kohl in Denmark and the Marshes, review of, 645.
+
+ Kulm, battle of, 581.
+
+
+ Lal, Mohan, Life of Dost Mahommed by, 539.
+
+ Last recollections of Napoleon, 110.
+
+ Late and present Ministry, the, 249.
+
+ Lays and legends of the Thames, 729.
+
+ Law, the, and its punishments, 721.
+
+ Letters and impressions from Paris, 411.
+
+ Letters on English Hexameters
+ --Letter I., 19.
+ --Letter II., 327.
+ --Letter III., 477.
+
+ Life at the water cure, review of, 376.
+
+ Lille, siege and citadel of, 22.
+
+ Lima, town of, 5.
+
+ Lodge, A., the Minstrel's Curse, by, 177.
+
+ London, annals and antiquities of, 673.
+
+ London Bridge, 730.
+
+ Louis XIV., character of, 517
+ --contrasted with William III., 522.
+
+ Louis Philippe and the Spanish marriages, 742.
+
+ Lowe, Sir Hudson, 122, 126.
+
+ Luigia de Medici, 614.
+
+ Lutzen, battle of, 578.
+
+
+ Maconochie, Captain, on punishment, 725.
+
+ Malplaquet, battle of, 33.
+
+ Man's requirements, by Elizabeth B. Barrett, 489.
+
+ Marey, General, 340.
+
+ Market of Lima, the, 12.
+
+ Marlborough's Dispatches, 1708, 1709, 22
+ --1710, 1711, 517
+ --1711, 1712, 690
+ --his death and character, 702.
+
+ Marshall's Military Miscellany, review of, 129.
+
+ Maude's Spinning, by E. B. Barrett, 490.
+
+ Medeah, town of, 340.
+
+ Mesmeric mountebanks, 223.
+
+ Metcalfe, Lord, government of Jamaica by, 662.
+
+ Mexico, its history and people, 261
+ --valley and city of, 269.
+
+ Mildred, a tale--Part I., chapter I., 709
+ --chapter II., 713
+ --chapter III., 718.
+
+ Military Education in Prussia, 573.
+
+ Mine, forest, and cordillera, the, 172.
+
+ Minstrel's Curse the, from Uhland, 177.
+
+ Mohan Lal in Affghanistan, 539.
+
+ Monasteries of Spain, state of, when suppressed, 295.
+
+ Mons, siege of, 31.
+
+ Montalban, siege of, 305.
+
+ Montenegro, visit to the Vladika of, 428.
+
+ Montesquieu, Marshal, 525.
+
+ Montholon's Napoleon, review of, 110.
+
+ Montpensier, Duke of, 751.
+
+ Montreal, town of, 470.
+
+ More Rogues in Outline--the sick antiquary, 101
+ --Signor Dedomenicis, 103
+ --Scaling a coin, 107.
+
+ Moreau, death of, 580.
+
+ Morella, capture of, by Cabrera, 301.
+
+ Morellos, insurrection of, 272.
+
+ Moriamur pro Rege Nostro--Chap. I., 194
+ --Chap. II., 201
+ --Chap. III., 210
+ --Chap. IV., 216
+ --Conclusion, 221.
+
+ Morning and other poems, review of, 62.
+
+ Mules of Peru, the, 12.
+
+ Museum of Mexico, the, 270.
+
+ My College Friends--No. IV., Charles Russell, the gentleman commoner
+ --Chap. I., 145
+ --Chap. II., 309.
+
+
+ Napoleon and Louis XIV., parallel between, 520
+ --last recollections of, 110.
+
+ Negro carnival in Peru, the, 17.
+
+ Negroes of Peru, the, 9.
+
+ Niagara, Falls of, 471.
+
+ Nogueras, General, 297.
+
+ North America, features of, 262.
+
+ New Scottish Plays and Poems, 62.
+
+ New Sentimental Journey, a--At Moulins, 481
+ --Clermont, 484
+ --on a stone, 606
+ --the Philosopher, 608
+ --a Shandrydan, 611.
+
+ Newspapers, on, 629.
+
+
+ Odysseus, from Schiller, 333.
+
+ Ogilvy's Highland Minstrelsy, review of, 62.
+
+ Old Ignazio, 102.
+
+ Opera in Paris, state of the, 415.
+
+ Operation of the English Poor-laws, 555.
+
+ Orizaba, mountain of, 265.
+
+
+ Palace of Mexico, the, 269.
+
+ Pardinas, General, defeat and death of, 303.
+
+ Paredes, General, 275.
+
+ Paris, letters and impressions from, 411.
+
+ Peel, Sir Robert, policy of, 249
+ --his financial system, 252.
+
+ Pellicer, Colonel, cruelties of, 306.
+
+ Perote, town of, 265.
+
+ Peru, 1
+ --the mine, forest, and cordillera, 179.
+
+ Poaching in the Highlands, 403.
+
+ Poems by Elizabeth Barrett Barrett
+ --a woman's shortcomings, 488
+ --a man's requirements, 489
+ --Maude's spinning, 490
+ --a dead rose, 491
+ --change on change, 492
+ --a reed, ib.
+ --Hector in the garden, 493.
+
+ Poetry--The minstrel's curse, 177
+ --a summer day, by Thomas Aird, 277
+ --Columbus, &c., from Schiller, 333
+ --the Dance, from Schiller, 480
+ --poems by Miss Barrett, 488
+ --honour to the plough, 613
+ --London Bridge, 730
+ --Song for the million, 733
+ --Thames Tunnel, 736
+ --St Magnus', Kirkwall, 753.
+
+ Poor-Law, operation of the, 555.
+
+ Prussian military memoirs, 572.
+
+ Puebla, city of, 268.
+
+ Pulque, manufacture of, 266.
+
+ Puna of Peru, the, 186.
+
+ Punishment, state of, under the English law, 722
+ --objects of, 724.
+
+ Punishments in the army, 134
+ --of the law, 721.
+
+
+ Quebec, city of, 465.
+
+ Quesnoy, capture of, 694.
+
+ Quinte, bay of, 470.
+
+
+ Rachel the actress, 413.
+
+ Rahden's wanderings of a soldier, review of, 572.
+
+ Raven, anecdotes of the, 402.
+
+ Recent royal marriages, on 740.
+
+ Red deer, habits of the, 408.
+
+ Reed, a, by Elizabeth Barrett Barrett, 492.
+
+ Reichenbach, count, anecdote of, 577, 584.
+
+ Requiera, Padre, 15.
+
+ Rewards for the army, on, 136.
+
+ Roads of Peru, the, 80.
+
+ Robbers of Mexico, the, 267
+ --of Peru, 14.
+
+ Romantic drama, the, 161.
+
+ Russell minstry, the, 257.
+
+
+ St John's wild sports of the Highlands, review of, 389.
+
+ St John's, town of, 464.
+
+ St Juan D'Ulloa, fort of, 265.
+
+ St Magnus', Kirkwall, 753.
+
+ St Marie's Algeria, review of, 334.
+
+ St Venant, capture of, 529.
+
+ Salcedo silver mine, the, 184.
+
+ San Jose silver mine, 185.
+
+ Sand, George, 423.
+
+ Santa Anna, rise of, 273.
+
+ Santa Cruz, protector of Peru, 2.
+
+ Santos, Juan, 190.
+
+ Scaling a coin, 107.
+
+ Schiller, translations from, 333, 480.
+
+ Scorpion eaters among the Arabs, 342.
+
+ Scottish plays and poems, 62.
+
+ Seal, habits of the, 401.
+
+ Segura, destruction of the town of, 304.
+
+ Serialist, advice to an intending, 590.
+
+ Shark, combat with a, 3.
+
+ Short enlistments, advantages of, 132.
+
+ Shujah, Shah, sketches of, 541.
+
+ Sick antiquary, the, 101.
+
+ Signor Dedomenicis, 103.
+
+ Silver mines of Mexico, the, 271
+ --of Peru, 182.
+
+ Smith, Hannibal, letter to, 590.
+
+ Smith's antiquarian ramble in the streets of London, review of, 673.
+
+ Solitary confinement, on, 725.
+
+ Song for the million, 733.
+
+ South America, features of, 262.
+
+ Soyer's cookery, review of, 238.
+
+ Spanish marriage, on the, 631-740.
+
+ Steffens, Professor, anecdote of, 577.
+
+ Storms of Peru, the, 182.
+
+ Summer day, a, by Thomas Aird, 277.
+
+ Superstitions of Mexico, the, 275.
+
+ Surville, defence of Tournay by, 29.
+
+ Swan, wild, habits of the, 398.
+
+
+ Thames, Lays and Legends of the, 729
+ --tunnel, 735.
+
+ Things in general, 625.
+
+ Tournay, siege of, 28.
+
+ Tower of London, the, 732.
+
+ Tschudi's Peru, review of, 1, 179.
+
+ Tupac Amaru, 191.
+
+ Turenne, Marshal, 704.
+
+
+ Uhland, the minstrel's curse by, 177.
+
+ United States, sketches of the, 471.
+
+ Utrecht, peace of, 693.
+
+
+ Valparaiso, town of, 3.
+
+ Vampire bat of Peru, the, 192.
+
+ Vandamme, General, 581.
+
+ Vera Cruz, town of, 263.
+
+ Vigo, General, death of, 304.
+
+ Villars, Marshal, 33, 526.
+
+ Visit to the Vladika of Montenegro, a, 428.
+
+ Von Rahden's wanderings of a soldier, review of, 575.
+
+
+ Water cure, the, 376.
+
+ Waterloo, Napoleon on, 123.
+
+ Welford's evidence on the game laws, 757.
+
+ West Indies, recent history of the, 662.
+
+ White's Earl of Gowrie, &c., review of, 62.
+
+ Wild Sports and Natural History of the Highlands, 389.
+
+ Wild swan, habits of the, 398.
+
+ William III., parallel between, and Louis XIV., 522.
+
+ Woman's shortcomings, by E. B. Barrett, 488.
+
+ Woods of Peru, the, 192.
+
+
+ Yanez, colonel, death of, 268.
+
+ Yca, province of, 17.
+
+ Yussuf, an Arab leader, 347
+
+
+ Zettinie, city of, 439
+
+ Zumalacarregui, death of, 56.
+
+_Edinburgh: Printed by Ballantyne and Hughes, Paul's Work, Canongate._
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