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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Munster Village, by Mary Hamilton
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- MUNSTER VILLAGE
-
- MARY HAMILTON
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- CONTENTS
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-
- Volume I 1
-
- Volume II 65
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-
- VOLUME I
-
-
-Lord Munster devoted himself entirely to ambition: what has been said
-of Cinna might be applied to him, _he had a head to contrive, a tongue
-to persuade, and a hand to execute any mischief_. Weak people are only
-wicked by halves; and whenever we hear of high and enormous crimes, we
-may conclude that they proceeded from a power of soul, and a reach of
-thought, that are altogether unusual.
-
-He stuck at nothing to accomplish his political plans; and his success
-rendered him still more enterprising: But being at last refused a
-favor from his Sovereign, he retired disgusted with the court, and
-in vain sought that happiness in a retreat, which his crimes made it
-impossible he should ever find. He was so chagrined that everything
-became intolerable to him; and he continually vented his spleen on
-those of his friends, whose circumstances rendered them subservient to
-his caprices. He possessed good health, a large estate, and had fine
-children, that equalled his most sanguine expectations. In the opinion
-of the world, therefore, he was a _very happy man_, but in his own,
-_quite the contrary_. No man can judge of the happiness or infelicity of
-his neighbour. We only know the external causes of good and evil, which
-causes are not always proportionable to their effects: those which seem
-to us small, often occasion a strong sensation; and those which appear
-to us great, often produce only a faint sensation. The great advantages
-Lord Munster possessed, as they excited in him only indifference,
-in reality were inconsiderable in themselves. But the small evil,
-his having been refused a ribbon by his Sovereign, exciting in him
-insupportable uneasiness, was in reality a great evil. Lady Munster
-had been dead many years: Lord Finlay and Lady Frances were the only
-surviving children. Engrossed as the earl had been in public affairs, he
-still paid particular attention to their education. Though a man of the
-world, he was at the utmost pains in selecting those of distinguished
-worth, to whom only he committed the care of his children. Lord Finlay
-had promising parts; but force of mind makes a man capable of great
-vices or great virtues, but determines him to neither.
-
-Education, discipline, and accidents of life, constitute him
-either a profound philosopher, or a great knave. The probity and
-disinterestedness of Mr Burt's principles recommended him to Lord
-Munster, for a tutor to his son.--He had been brought up to the
-ministry, with an inclination to it, and entered into it with a fervent
-desire of being as useful as he could. His education being all his
-fortune, he subscribed, and took every step the church required, before
-he was sufficiently acquainted with the doctrines subscribed to;--their
-foundation in scripture, and the controversies which he afterwards found
-had been raised, and carried on about them in the christian world:
-and, after a diligent inquiry, was dissatisfied with some doctrines
-established in our articles, liturgy, &c. and declined accepting a
-considerable living in Lord Munster's gift, on which _alone_ he depended
-for his future subsistence, and that of an amiable woman, whom he had
-espoused upon these expectations.
-
-I heartily wish that all who are disposed for the ministry of the
-church, were as careful to satisfy themselves about the lawfulness of
-_conformity_, and that the church of England laid fewer obstructions
-in the way of those who are both disposed and qualified for advancing
-the interests of religion and virtue; but dare not engage publicly
-in her service, for fear of violating the peace of their minds, and
-wounding their consciences. In such a situation what must a clergyman
-do? must he preach and maintain doctrines he disapproves of? this would
-be acting both against his persuasion, and his solemn promise at his
-ordination. Shall he preach or write against them? this he must not do
-neither, lest he should be judged guilty of impugning his subscription,
-and consequently incur the censures of the church. Shall he then be
-quite silent, and neither preach nor write about them at all? but how
-will this be consistent, with his other solemn promise, made likewise
-at his ordination, _to be ready with all faithful diligence, to banish
-and drive away all erroneous and strange doctrines_--all doctrines
-which he _is persuaded_, are contrary to God's word? He must therefore
-necessarily offend, either against the church, or against truth, and
-his own conscience. A sad alternative! when a man can neither speak,
-what he thinks to be truth, with _safety_, nor be silent without
-_offence_. These considerations induced Mr Burt to refuse a proffered
-establishment--by which conduct, he proved his belief in a _future
-state_, more firmly than a great many of them appear to do, by their
-immoderate desires of the good things _in this_: but his faith was
-founded, not on the fallacious arguments of too many of his brethren;
-but on that adorable conjunction of unbounded power and goodness, which
-must certainly someway recompense so many thousand innocent wretches,
-created to be so miserable here. He possessed that virtue in an eminent
-degree, which the christians call humility, and which the ancients were
-ignorant of.--But he had real merit, and could easily be modest, which
-is almost impossible to those, who have only the affectation of it.
-With this respectable man was Lord Finlay placed, at five years old,
-when a considerable settlement was made on him, in compensation for
-relinquishing other pursuits, with a promise of its beings continued for
-life. Lord Munster from time to time examined his son, and was highly
-satisfied with the progress he made; and not a little surprised, to find
-him no way deficient in those accomplishments, which, though of less
-consequence in themselves, a late noble author has illustrated as being
-absolutely necessary, in compleating the character of a fine gentleman.
-For these Lord Finlay was indebted to Captain Lewis, father-in-law to Mr
-Burt. This old gentleman was of an antient family, and had retired from
-the army, disgusted at his situation, having been many years in a very
-subaltern station.
-
-The condition of many brave and experienced officers is to be lamented,
-who, after having passed through many various dangers in the service
-of their country, are subject to the command of boys and striplings.
-Whilst stations, which should be the reward of martial virtues, can be
-purchased, it is in vain to hope, that our officers can be animated like
-those of a neighbouring nation.
-
-Honour alone can support the soldier in a day of battle; without this
-invigorating principle, humanity will tremble at the sight of slaughter,
-and every danger will be avoided, which necessity does not impose.
-
-Captain Lewis retained that dignity of sentiment, which no misfortunes
-could surmount. Our hearts and understandings, are not subject to
-the vicissitudes of fortune. We may have a noble soul though our
-circumstances be circumscribed, and a superiority of mind without being
-of the highest rank. He had been much among the _great world_, in the
-early part of his life, having been _aide-de-camp_ to Lord S----. Upon
-his daughter's marriage with Mr Burt, he resided entirely with him; and
-though she died of her first child, he continued with him, and became
-as fond of lord Finlay as his grand-daughter, who, after her mother's
-decease, became the object of his tenderest affection.
-
-Thus were Lord Finlay and Miss Burt brought up together; and from the
-time of her birth never separated until she was nine years old. At that
-period she was sent to a convent at Paris, and returned, after six years
-absence, highly accomplished; uniting in herself everything that could
-charm a heart that was disengaged.
-
-The consequences to Lord Finlay were inevitable, though never suspected.
-A student of about eighteen, full of the amours of Ovid, and the soft
-odes in Horace, has a heart very susceptible of love. These sensations
-were too agreeable to be repulsed; he delivered himself entirely over
-to his passion, which absorbed every other faculty of his soul. The
-most perfect affection soon subsisted between these young people: but
-the dignity of Miss Burt's manners inspired her lover with such respect
-as rendered him silent on the subject of his passion, as he could not
-enforce it without his father's sanction.
-
-But there is an intelligence between tender souls, and the most animated
-expression may be conveyed without the aid of words; and this dumb
-language is so eloquent, that it is generally understood where the
-heart is in unison. Friendship, indeed, was only spoke of; but their
-every look, their every action, bespoke the most ardent love. 'What
-transports,' (said he, one day to her) 'can friendship bestow! what
-refined feelings, what delightful sensations, actuate the human soul in
-such happy moments as these!'
-
-We contemplate each other in silence; but the soul is never more
-eloquent than under the influence of such a silence. She expresses, in a
-moment, a train of ideas and sensations, which would be but confounded
-by utterance.
-
-Miss Burt had a merit the more engaging, from its avoiding notice and
-parade: a refined genius, enriched with great knowledge and happy
-expression, united with the most candid sincerity and goodness of heart;
-these qualities entitled her to the esteem and friendship of every noble
-mind: and the thick veil, under which her too great modesty concealed
-her pre-eminence, exalted her in the penetrating eyes of her lover. She
-scarce ever laid _this veil_ aside, except to him, whose approbation
-rendered her indifferent with respect to the commendations of every one
-else. He became every day more attached to her: and was so ignorant of
-the world as to expect his father's approbation of his passion, and that
-he would be propitious to it.
-
-Thus situated were the lovers, when Lord Munster disgusted with the
-court retired to the country. He immediately sent for Mr Burt and Lord
-Finlay: although the distance was only a few miles, it was very grievous
-for the latter to leave a place where he had access every minute of the
-day to behold the object of his wishes.
-
-Upon this occasion he was determined to disclose to her the situation of
-his heart. He threw himself at her feet, in that pathetic disorder of
-spirits which constitutes the true eloquence of love, and endeavoured to
-speak, but hesitated at every word. In the mean time she saw and pitied
-his confusion.
-
-'I can read,' said she, 'my lord,' with an air of frankness, 'the
-sentiments of your heart: I am not insensible of your passion; but why
-hath fortune placed us at so great a distance from each other? how
-delightful it would have been to me, if--But,' said she, (stopping short
-in her discourse) 'let us not flatter ourselves with chimeras.--Let us
-suppress the emotions of our hearts; it may be dangerous to indulge
-them.'
-
-'How? dangerous!' replied Lord Finlay, 'why suppress them? do not those
-emotions constitute our happiness? It is the duty of love to repair
-the injustice of fortune. How enraptured should I be to make happy the
-object I love. Prejudice might object to it perhaps: but that shall
-never enslave my understanding, especially as it must be founded only in
-pride.'
-
-With these sentiments they parted. It may be easily conceived how
-impatient Lord Finlay was to see the idol of his heart, but he could
-not with propriety propose quitting his father, for the first days
-after his arrival in the country. He at last fell upon the expedient of
-suggesting, whether, as he was under such obligations to Captain Lewis,
-it would not be proper to call, and invite him to Munster house. This
-Lord Munster agreeing to, he and his son called one morning; when Miss
-Burt entertaining them with a little music, the light-winged god took
-one of the sharpest arrows from the fair-one's quiver, applied it to
-his bow, and swift as the forked lightning of Jove, fixed it in the old
-man's heart. Lord Munster became desperately in love, and determined to
-make her his wife. It is not at all surprising that a young woman makes
-an impression on an old man. While we have life we have our passions;
-age _represses_, but does not _extinguish_ them. As in maturer years,
-the fire lurks under the ashes of prudence; so, if that be wanting, love
-burns up and blazes fiercely; and is generally inextinguishable, if it
-takes hold of the dry and worm-eaten wood of old-age. Persons of languid
-passions (it has been observed) have few partialities; they neither
-love, nor hate, nor look, nor move, with the energy of a man of sense.
-People of real genius, and strong passions, have great partialities. The
-blamelessness of the former should be weighed with their insignificancy;
-and the faults of the latter balanced with their superiority.
-
-Lord Munster made proposals to Mr Burt that very day, never doubting but
-that Hymen would soon rekindle his _torch_.--But the same principles
-determined him respecting his daughter, which had influenced him in
-his own affairs. He thanked Lord Munster for the honor he intended
-him, which he should acquaint her of--but that in an affair in which
-her happiness for life was so immediately concerned, he must forgive
-his interfering further. When he acquainted her with it; instead of
-enforcing the acceptance of the honor proposed to her, he was at great
-pains to precaution her, against many disagreeable consequences of such
-an unequal alliance, both in age and condition, lest she should be
-dazzled by wealth or titles, to sacrifice her inclinations!
-
-Miss Burt, with unfeigned concern, was greatly chagrined to hear of Lord
-Munster's proposals: she, therefore, with great warmth, declared herself
-totally unfit, for such an exalted station. 'I can neither,' said she,
-'adopt the virtues, or the vices of the great: the former are too
-conspicuous, the other too obscure. A round of peaceable employments,
-proper to satisfy the mind, and to soothe the heart, is the kind of
-happiness for which I find myself inclined.'
-
-'With such principles and inclinations, I could not be happy in the
-great world, where the general way of life is solely calculated, to
-flatter the senses, and where a superior genius is contemned, or at
-least only permitted to exhibit itself in lively sallies, or smart
-repartees.'
-
-Mr Burt informed the earl of his daughter's sentiments. But his
-lordship's self-love prevailed so far as to render it impossible to
-conceive that _he could be refused_. He, therefore, made preparations
-for his nuptials, and sent for his daughter home to be present on that
-occasion. Lord Munster had taken the same pains on Lady Frances's
-education, as her brother's. Mrs Norden, a distant relation, had the
-entire charge of her. She resided in London until Lady Frances was
-fourteen years old: at that time she accompanied her to Rome, where she
-had the best masters, and where Santerello improved her taste in music.
-After remaining three years at Rome, they went to Paris, from which
-they were just returned at the period above mentioned. Lord Munster was
-greatly charmed, both with the personal, and acquired perfections of his
-daughter: and professed himself much indebted to Mrs Norden, for the
-very great attention she had paid to her.
-
-The day after Lady Frances's arrival, she went to Mr Burt's to pay her
-respects to her intended mother-in-law.
-
-No servant happening to be in the way to announce her, she walked
-forwards into a room, the door of which she saw open, with an intention
-to ring the bell, when she found Miss Burt in her father's library,
-weeping bitterly: never before had she seen such an air of languid
-softness, mixed with so much beauty. What an affecting sight! She was
-going to retire, to save her from that confusion which a sensible heart
-is apt to feel at having its afflictions perceived by a stranger; but
-the lovely mourner, observing her, endeavoured to suppress her emotions:
-but her grief was too violent to be checked; and her tears burst forth
-the more, for having been an instant subdued. She could only say, 'That
-she could be no stranger to _who_ did her the honour of waiting on
-her, from the likeness Lady Frances had to her brother.' The thoughts
-of Lord Finlay then renewed her affliction; and asking pardon for her
-rudeness, she again shed a torrent of tears. Lady Frances answered,
-'That apologies were only due on her part, for breaking in upon her
-retirement, and witnessing emotions she might have wished to conceal.'
-After a few general things, she told her the pleasure it gave her of
-having so near a prospect of being entitled to take an interest in all
-her concerns; when she would be happy in her friendship. In this Lady
-Frances was perfectly sincere; for though she had been alarmed at the
-intended marriage taking place, and although she was of a very shy
-disposition, yet, at first sight, feeling the greatest partiality for
-Miss Burt, she echoed her sighs, and her eyes bore testimony of the
-feelings of her heart. With all the confidence of an ancient friendship,
-she conjured her to acquaint her with the cause of her sorrows; and
-took upon her to console, soothe, and comfort her. Miss Burt had only
-time to express the sense she entertained of her goodness, and to add,
-her miseries were _too great_ to be _alleviated_; when her grand-father
-entering the room, the conversation turned upon general topics.
-
-Upon Lady Frances's return home, her father gayly enquired, What she
-thought of his intended bride? She answered, Every thing that was
-charming; and that she had prepared for her an eternal habitation in the
-warmest part of her heart: 'There is every thing in her,' added she,
-'that can engage the affections, or command the respect, of people of
-taste and judgment.'
-
-Lord Finlay mean while was under the greatest oppression of spirits.
-A thousand conflicting passions tortured his (until then) undisturbed
-bosom. Love and filial piety alternatively took possession of his
-soul. Each in their turn was rejected.--When sentiments are nearly of
-equal force, the soul, as if unsettled, and wavering between contrary
-emotions, knows not which to resolve on; its decrees destroy each other;
-scarce is it freed from its troubles when it is involved in them anew;
-this undetermined state does not always terminate to the advantage of
-the most powerful sentiment.
-
-After a long conflict, the soul wearied out with the efforts it has
-made, gradually loses its sensibility and force together; and finally
-yields to the last impression, which thus remains master of the field.
-After many struggles, Lord Finlay was determined to sacrifice his
-_inclinations_, or in other words, (what he thought, his life, to his
-father.)
-
-This pious resolution, no doubt, was strengthened by his supposing Miss
-Burt had acquiesced to the proposed marriage. His resentment supported
-his prudence. Such was the situation of Lord Finlay's mind, when Lady
-Frances received the following letter from Miss Burt.
-
- 'Madam,
-
- You found me in tears, and kindly insinuated your desire to mitigate
- my distress; receive from me all the acknowledgments which can proceed
- from a full heart, raised from the lowest distress, to a glimmering
- prospect of avoiding misery, while that superior Power which witnesses
- your generosity, will _reward it_. Thus, when unhappy, we grasp at
- the least shadow of relief! we seize upon it with eagerness, and
- in a moment raise ourselves above our afflictions. When an unhappy
- drowning wretch is carried away by the current, while intimidated by
- the steepness of the banks, and the rapidity of the torrent, he looks
- upon death as inevitable; his sinews relax, his heart fails him, he
- looks forward to an awful dreaded futurity: but if the least twig
- presents its friendly assistance, his courage at last revives, he
- raises his head, he seizes upon it with a hasty avidity, and makes a
- sudden and violent effort to save himself from destruction. Such is my
- application to your ladyship. Heaven grant you may avert from me those
- evils I so much dread! even the horror of involving my respectable
- parents _in want and misery_. My father's probity has entailed on
- him poverty; and my grandfather's half-pay is our sole dependance,
- exclusive of the salary Lord Munster settled on my respectable parent
- when he undertook to superintend the education of his son; and which
- he promised to continue for life, in compensation for his giving up
- _all other pursuits_. I flatter myself, the frowardness of his unhappy
- daughter will not frustrate his lordship's beneficence, and which he
- judged his labours entitled him to. May I intreat your ladyship will
- soften, through the medium of your influence, the refusal of the honor
- intended me!
-
- _An attempt to deceive would wring my soul to torture_: Can I then
- take upon me vows at the altar, incompatible with the feelings of
- my heart, and the possibility of conforming myself to? forbid it,
- gratitude, truth, and justice! let me sooner become a martyr to these,
- as my unfortunate father. In every event of my life, integrity and
- honor shall influence me. If my refusal is not founded upon the most
- _advantageous_, yet it is upon the most _worthy_ terms: if that of
- embracing _tranquility_ before _profit_, and preferring probity of
- mind, even attended with the greatest inconveniences, before its
- opposite, although surrounded with every outward accommodation, be
- deserving of that epithet. I ask pardon for this intrusion, and have
- the honor to be
-
- Your Ladyship's
- Obliged humble servant,
- MARY ANN BURT.'
-
-The little tenderness Lord Munster had ever shewn Lady Frances, the
-impressions she entertained of the sourness of his disposition, and the
-severity of his temper; all conspired to fill her with the greatest awe
-and dread of his displeasure. It may then be easily judged how badly
-qualified she was for the office enjoined her in the letter. To add to
-her distress, her valuable friend Mrs Norden was absent, and she dared
-not conceal the receipt of it until her return, as it was a subject that
-admitted of no delay.
-
-She accordingly summoned up sufficient courage to take the letter in her
-hand, and to present herself before her father; when her timidity and
-confusion were sufficient vouchers of her unwillingness to be an agent
-in such a disagreeable business. Her apprehensions were considerably
-increased, when the earl asked her, in a harsh tone, _her business with
-him_? Being unable to reply, and trembling from head to foot, she gave
-him the letter--which he eagerly pursued, while he was alternately
-agitated with indignation, pride, and confusion! He at length broke
-into a great rage, loading Lady Frances with invectives, for having
-innocently produced these emotions, adding, that he then discovered the
-cause of her partiality for Miss Burt: but that if she, or Lord Finlay,
-ever presumed, from that time forward, to hold any communication with
-_the Burt family_, he should consider them as aliens _to his_! Where
-friendship is reversed, and turned to enmity, the _latter_ is generally
-as _extreme_, as the _former_ was _fervent_. If we were more regular
-in _our affections_, we should be more moderate in _our aversions_,
-and, without consulting our interest, should hate nothing but what is
-really odious: but we are so unjust, that we judge only of things by
-their relation to us; we approve of them when agreeable to us, and, by
-a strange infatuation, do not esteem them as good or bad, but by the
-satisfaction of disgust they give us: we would have them alter their
-quality according to our caprices, and cameleon like, assume our
-colours, and accommodate themselves to our desires. We fain would be the
-center of the world, and have all creatures join with us in inclination.
-Lord Munster was not only disappointed in his affections, but piqued in
-pride, that, after he had by his intrigues led some of the first princes
-in Europe, and made them subservient to his views, a little obscure
-girl should render him the laughing-stock of the country. Lady Frances
-retired, not daring to return him any answer.
-
-Lord Finlay met her, and, alarmed at her appearance, followed her into
-her apartment, intreating to know the subject of the letters she had
-received from Miss Burt! She informed him of it, and the disagreeable
-task she had just executed; when his looks very soon (to one of her
-penetration) betrayed the situation of his heart. He owned to Lady
-Frances that his life depended on Miss Burt, their mutual affection,
-and the violence he had done his inclinations, by the obligations he
-had imposed on himself to subdue his passion whilst it interfered with
-his father: but remarked with joy, that he was now relieved from such
-a painful effort. 'The Almighty,' said he, 'my dear sister,' (for he
-was in a state of mind which both inclined him to be wise and kind)
-'implanted both reason and the passions in human nature, mutually to
-conduce to men's happiness. But, in order to become a happy creature,
-man is not blindly to follow the impulses of his passion to the
-exclusion of reason: nor is he to contradict his natural desires but
-when they invert the order of nature, and oppose the common good of
-society, the dictates of right reason, and the manifest design of
-Providence.--I have done what man could do,' added he; 'I did not
-interfere when my father was concerned; but I will not relinquish the
-object of my affections to any other man breathing.' This was Lord
-Finlay's philosophy, which he strictly adhered to--Tremblingly alive
-to his interest, Lady Frances told him the risque he would run of his
-father's displeasure; but the impetuosity of his passion rendered
-him deaf to her remonstrances; and, regardless of everything but its
-gratification, he sat down and wrote the following letter to Miss Burt.
-
- 'Madam,
-
- The strict injunctions of my father, that all communication should
- cease between our families, renders it necessary for me to _write_,
- instead of _waiting_ on you in person. Alas, how poor a substitute is
- the former for the latter! To express my sorrow, or paint my grief,
- is impossible! Were you to know my distress, you would be sensible of
- my sufferings, and compassionate my wretchedness! To be debarred from
- the presence of your respectable parents, to whom I have a thousand
- obligations, and for whom I feel the greatest respect and tenderest
- regard, is a very great hardship: but to be prevented from beholding
- you, is downright tyranny, and forces me to rebel! Could I see Mr
- Burt, I would intreat him to pardon, what I am mortified to call the
- injustice of my father, and assure him that nothing shall be wanting,
- on my part, to soften, and bring him to reason. But I know too well
- the inflexibility of his virtue, he will not see me contrary to the
- inhibitions I have received.
-
- Permit me on my knees to intreat from you that favor I dare not
- request from him! We may meet at--any day before seven in the morning.
- My life depends on your answer! Let us at least enjoy the soothing
- pleasure, the melancholy consolation of mingling griefs, and bearing a
- part in each other's sorrows; satisfaction that even renders despair
- itself more tolerable! Be persuaded there is nothing, not even my
- father, that can divert my eye, my heart, or hand, from an opportunity
- of expressing how much I am, with the greatest respect,
-
- Your devoted
- Humble servant,
- FINLAY'
-
-After dispatching the above letter, Lord Finlay spent his time,
-fluctuating every moment between hope and despair, agitated with all
-the pains of a solicitous suspence; but Miss Burt was too much attached
-to him not to agree to his proposal, nor did her condescension at all
-infringe on her delicacy.--She could not suppose that the good qualities
-so distinguishable in her lover, and which had been so studiously
-cultivated by _her father_, could be _only_ violated to the dishonor
-of _his daughter_. Lord Finlay's passion was too ardent to submit to
-prudence, and could not be long concealed: they met often, and remained
-long together; time is easily forgot in the society of those we love--In
-Cupid's dial, _hours_ are but _minutes_.--Their interviews were
-discovered.
-
-Captain Lewis being informed of it, jealous of his honor, insisted
-on Lord Finlay's instantly espousing his grand-daughter; who, loaded
-with his reproaches, led away by his passion, and the fears of being
-interdicted from steering her more--forgot every thing but the
-justification of his honorable intentions.
-
-The indignation with which Lord Munster was seized when informed of this
-marriage, is easier to be conceived than delineated. He swore he would
-never see his son more, or contribute to his support!
-
-The passions are more easily excited in the young than in the old; in
-women, as being of a frame more delicate than in men; in the poor and
-distressed, than in the rich and fortunate, for prosperity hardens
-the heart; in the illiterate than in the learned, because more prone
-to admire; and for the same reason in those who have lived privately,
-than in men of large experience; but when once fixed, are not so easily
-eradicated as in the others.
-
-The indiscreet solicitations of a gentleman in the neighbourhood, served
-only to exasperate him _the more_. A weak friend, if he will be kind,
-ought to go no further than wishes: if he either says or does more, it
-is _dangerous_. Good intentions are indispensable to constitute a good
-man; but other adjuncts are necessary to form the man who interferes in
-our behalf. An excellent cause has often suffered through an indifferent
-advocate; and I once heard of a lawyer retained by his client, to _hold
-his peace for him_.
-
-In consequence of Lord Munster's implacability, Lord and Lady Finlay
-were involved in a variety of wretchedness, and most affecting distress;
-under all which they bore up with becoming fortitude, and never departed
-from that dignity of behaviour, which innate virtue, and conscious
-innocence inspire; strengthened by true principles of religion, and
-a rational trust in providence, tempered with genuine humility, and
-unfeigned resignation to whatever fate should be alloted them. In every
-action of their lives they had a view to each other: if they were
-serious, or cheerful, amused or grieved, still by their sympathy and
-love, every trifle made a pleasure, and every pleasure was heightened
-into rapture, by their mutual participation of it. Their hearts exulted
-with that joy which is built on the strong foundation of undissembled
-tenderness. Happy it is for mortals, that grief is only an exotic in
-the human breast--the soil does not naturally afford nutriment for its
-constant growth. A perfect similarity of sentiment soon produced that
-mutual happiness which arises from loving another better than one's
-self: they were no longer anxious for events they could not direct, nor
-tasted pain from the disappointment of their hopes.
-
-The half-pay of Captain Lewis, was the only ostensible support of his
-unfortunate family, increased by the birth of several children: but
-their income had been enlarged, by Mr Burt's literary productions. His
-greatest enjoyment was in study--pleasures vary with each different age;
-for God and nature never made any faculty, either in soul or body, but
-he prepared a suitable object in order to its regular gratification.
-
-The follies of men of a certain age, on this account, have the
-pre-eminence to all others, a ridiculous dignity, that gives them a
-right _to be laughed at in the first place_. The phenomenon of feeling
-amorous pursuits under grey hairs, may as much astonish us, as to see
-those mountains whose top is covered with snow, and whose bowels abound
-with flames. Mr Burt had a happy temper, formed on the principles of
-Christian philosophy. Such was his cheerfulness, that none of the
-accidents of life could discompose him; such his fortitude, that not
-even the severest trials could unman him. He had a collected spirit, and
-on no occasion wanted a resource. He could retire within himself, and
-hold the world at defiance.
-
-His amiable daughter possessed also these qualities in an eminent
-degree. Captain Lewis dying, their circumstances were reduced; but
-Lady Finlay, by her ingenuity supplied the loss they sustained in his
-half-pay. She had a fine genius for painting, and in that art did
-wonders. By the sale only of a _Crucifixion_, and an _Arcadia_, she
-maintained her family for two years. She concealed her name, lest she
-should irritate Lord Munster more against her; but had too much good
-sense to be ashamed of employing those talents, bestowed on her by
-nature for _so natural a purpose_. And the hours that the _indolent_
-devote _to rest_, and the licentious to _pleasure_, she dedicate to
-providing bread for her family. Good blood cannot be kept up, without
-the shambles of the market, so it is no scandal to procure _that_ by
-ingenuity or industry, when the appendages of gentility are so far
-reduced as not to afford it otherwise.
-
-The picture called Arcadia, is in the possession of the Marquis of
-P----. In it there is exhibited a view of the most delightful region,
-with the grandest rural scenery in the world; and a romantic wildness
-runs through the whole, which gives uncommon beauties to the piece. Her
-happy fancy, and the prospects in the country (they had retired to Wales
-for cheapness) supplied her with vales more charming than those of _Juan
-Fernandez_, with lawns like those of _Tinian_, and finer water-falls
-than those of _Quibo_. She copied the greatest beauties in nature, and
-formed the finest imitations. The invention of the whole is extremely
-pleasing; and has been applauded by all who have seen it, as a master
-piece in the landscape way.
-
-Lady Finlay's health decreasing she could no longer _exert this
-talent_; and the miserable situation to which her Lord was reduced, in
-consequence of his attachment to her, afforded her constant uneasiness.
-The griping hand of poverty, produced painful fears, and corroding
-cares, while the anxiety of mind _each_ suffered for _the other_,
-increased their _mutual calamity_.
-
-The death of two fine children at last entirely subdued Lady Finlay's
-remaining spirits--She died in child-bed, (the infant surviving her
-a few hours) leaving behind her only two children. It was then Lord
-Finlay's cup of affliction was filled. He had reason to fear, the
-deceased, dearest object of his tenderest affections, had perished for
-want of proper assistance. _Assistance!_ their scanty circumstances
-denied! If previous to this, when he perceived in her any marks of
-sorrow, it was to him as if all nature had been eclipsed; what must have
-been his sensations _then_? they were too great for humanity to support!
-His reason forsook him; and the third day after her decease, he expired
-in the delirium of madness.
-
-Nothing can give a better sense of the consideration man ought to have
-of his latter end, than the following lines of Sir Thomas More:
-
- 'You'd weep, if sure you'd but one month to stay;
- Yet laugh, uncertain of a single day!'
-
-Few are the happy marriages contracted contrary to the consent of
-parents.--Disobedience to them, like murder, seldom goes unpunished in
-this life[1]. Mr Burt wrote Lady Frances Finlay a letter informing her
-of the melancholy catastrophe of this unfortunate couple, and beseeching
-her interest with Lord Munster, in behalf of their helpless progeny.
-
-'Could tears, Madam,' said he, 'write as legibly as ink, my streaming
-eyes would be an inexhaustible fund, to assist me to send you the
-woes of a poor old man, and to pour forth the sorrows of my soul! But
-_Cicero_ could not have _described_, _Apelles_ could not have _painted_,
-nor _Roscius_ have _represented_, the heartrending scenes I have lately
-witnessed.'
-
-Lord Munster died the day before his daughter received the above
-letter. He had for some time before lost all sensation. The pleasures
-or pains of others were to him of so little importance, that he lived
-as if he had been the only creature himself in the universe. He could
-not bear to hear of the applause some of his opponents in politics
-had acquired, and grudged them a reputation he thought only suitable
-to his own distinguished abilities. Different from that conqueror,
-of whom it is said he silenced the whole earth, he fancied that the
-whole world must talk of his disgrace. He could not support it; and
-a pistol put an end to his wretched existence. A careful observer of
-events will frequently see, that flagrant vices are punished by some
-remarkable strokes of wretchedness, and bad dispositions made sensible
-of the evils they bring on others. Never did any Greek or Roman commit
-suicide, from too quick a sense of private misfortunes.--Vain glory in
-the vulgar may be supportable, nay, may be diverting; but in a great man
-it is _intolerable_: nothing is greater in a man, than to be above even
-greatness _itself_.
-
-Lady Frances was left by her father the entire possession of the family
-estate.--She immediately wrote to Mr Burt, desiring he would leave a
-place which must necessarily revive in him such melancholy ideas, and
-bring her nephew and niece to Munster house; enclosing him a sum of
-money to discharge debts, and to defray the expenses of the journey. He
-instantly complied with her request, and resided with her, though she
-immediately not only settled on him the annuity he had formerly been
-promised, but also paid the arrears due on it.
-
-Had Lord and Lady Finlay lived a few weeks longer, Lady Frances would
-have cheerfully assigned to them the estate bequeathed to her, and which
-their virtues so justly entitled them to.
-
-It is a strong argument for a state of retribution hereafter, that in
-this world _virtuous people_ are often _very miserable_, and _vicious
-ones happy_, which is wholly repugnant to the nature of a Being, who
-appears infinitely wise and good in all his works, unless we may
-suppose, that such a promiscuous and undistinguishing distribution
-of good and evil, which was necessary for carrying on the designs of
-Providence in this life, will be rectified and made amends for in
-another.
-
-Lady Frances possessed the most attractive beauty, was surrounded with
-every grace, and blessed with every virtue, that could enslave the
-affections, and captivate the soul of the most stubborn philosophers.
-The sound of her voice had an engaging sweetness; and her expressions
-were well chose, without being affected.--In a word, it was her
-character and mind that gave charms to her person. Lord Darnley made his
-addresses to her, in which he had been countenanced by Lord Munster, and
-every preparation was making for their nuptials, before her father's
-death.
-
-Lord Darnley was one of the most amiable of men. He gave a grace to
-every thing he said--a refined and delicate wit enlivened all his
-discourse, and the vivacity of his imagination discovered itself
-continually in fresh sallies. But what irresistibly fixed Lord Munster's
-partiality; was the art with which he disguised his _own wit_ and
-_knowledge_ to make _him shine_. He conformed entirely to that pleasing
-criterion of true humour which Mr Addison gave,--'That it looks grave
-itself, while it makes all others laugh.' He had a turn for placing
-things in a ridiculous point of view, which was highly diverting--but by
-this he never offended; he formed his ridicule on a circumstance, which
-the party attacked, was not in his heart unwilling to grant him; that he
-was guilty of an excess in something which in itself was laudable[2].
-He very well understood what he chose to be, what was his predominant
-passion, and knew he need not fear his anger, for declaring he was a
-little _too much the thing_.
-
-Nice raillery is a decent mixture of praise and reproach; it touches
-slightly upon little failings, only to dwell the more upon great
-qualities. I believe what renders courtiers pleasing, is the attention
-they pay to the self-love of others. I shall only add, that the
-politeness of Lord Darnley's manners would not suffer him to omit any
-of those engaging attentions which are so capable of pleasing; and as
-he was deeply in love with Lady Frances, he inspired her with mutual
-sentiments. How then must it surprise the world to find, that upon her
-sudden acquisition of wealth, the marriage did not take place! The
-philosopher, experienced in the vicissitudes of human events, views such
-sudden dissolutions of the most intimate connections without surprise
-or amazement. In regard to the moral and political world, it is not
-always great and adequate causes that produce strange and surprising
-events; on the contrary, they often are the result of things seemingly
-small, and utterly disproportionate to their effects. The same constant
-fluctuation that attends the seasons, and all the appendages of the
-globe we inhabit, affects the heart of man, making it a prey, by turns,
-to different passions. The well-regulated mind alone, can boast of any
-degree of consistency, and _that_ too often late in life, the product
-of long experience, and unnumbered cares. It was in vain Lord Darnley
-declared the disinterestedness of his passion, and intreated Lady
-Frances to settle the property of the family out of his power, previous
-to her marriage.
-
-She remained unmoved; only assured him, that nothing but what she
-apprehended was her first duty, could alienate her from him, and that
-she never would dispose of herself to any _other_: but advised him to
-marry. She applied herself entirely to the care of her family, and to
-the improvement of that property invested in her person.
-
-Living entirely in the country, she sought, in the beauty of nature, in
-science, and the love of order, that satisfaction, which in the world
-(where people are the _slaves of apology, and the dupes of caprice_) is
-eagerly pursued, but _never found_. It is principally on this account,
-that people in general are so often declaiming against human life.
-She considered society is manifestly maintained by a circulation of
-kindness: we are all of us, in some way or other, wanting assistance,
-and in like manner qualified to give it. None are in a state of
-independency on their fellow-creatures. The most slenderly endowed are
-not a mere burthen on the community; even they can contribute their
-share to the common good. We learn what are justly our mutual claims,
-from this mutual dependency; that on its account, as well as for other
-reasons, our life is not to pass in a round of pleasure of idleness,
-or according to the suggestions of mere fancy, or in sordid or selfish
-pursuits. Can there be any thing more evidently our duty than that we
-should return the kindness we receive; than that, if many are employed
-in promoting our interest, we should be as intent in advancing theirs?
-All men are by nature equal: their common passions and affections, their
-common infirmities, their common wants, give such constant remembrances
-of this equality, even to those who are most disposed to forget it, that
-they cannot, with all their endeavours, render themselves unmindful of
-it. They cannot become _insensible_, how unwilling soever they may be
-to _consider_, that their debt is as much their demands, as they owe to
-others as much as they reasonably can expect from them. It is not to be
-supposed that Providence would have made such distinctions among men,
-such unequal distributions, but that they might endear themselves to one
-another by mutual helps and obligations. Gratitude is the surest bond of
-love, friendship, and society.
-
-The various conditions of human life seem so admirably adapted to the
-several dispositions of individuals, that if our happiness in this life
-were intended, the unequal distribution of the gifts of fortune affords
-the most plausible means to effect it. Through nature, indeed, love
-is centered at home, and not improperly, though the most amiable and
-God-like is the most diverged. But as the principle regards of human
-love, are, for the much greater part, over selfish and contracted,
-the divine goodness has so directed its operations, as to render them
-necessary, and very often unintentionally productive of common social
-good. I have often observed, that people favoured by fortune seldom feel
-for the pain of the mind, even though they themselves are the authors of
-it; their pity alone is excited by certain disgraces, certain exterior
-evils, such as sickness and poverty. This was by no means the case with
-Lady Frances, who interested herself in the distresses of the soul, with
-a goodness equally noble and judicious, and offered to the unhappy, all
-those labouring under any species of innocent distress, consolation and
-relief.
-
-Her education taught her, that _virtue_ and _abilities_ can only procure
-us real happiness, and that nothing but _doing good_, in that sphere of
-life in which we are placed, can afford the true felicity to a noble
-soul. Upon her father's death she found herself possessed of an estate
-of twenty thousand pounds a year, and three hundred thousand pounds
-in mortgages. The house and pleasure grounds were in great disrepair,
-from the late Earl's constant residence in London and the _environs_.
-Lady Frances sent for Mr Brown, who found great _capabilities_ in the
-situation: under his direction it is now one of the finest places in
-England. She acquainted him of her intention of building a number of
-houses for the reception of artificers, and the introduction of certain
-manufactures. He fixed upon a beautiful situation, at the side of a
-navigable river. Mr Adams approved very much of the plan Lady Frances
-submitted to his inspection--he perfected and improved it. It consisted
-of one hundred houses; and a _tribuna_[3] in the center. Upon the solid
-foundation of the Doric, the Ionic, and Corinthian orders rise gradually
-with all their beauty, proportion, and ornaments.
-
-The fabric seizes the most incurious eye. No modern building is
-comparable to it for the outward decorations; and for the disposition
-within, it has been formed from whatever ancient and modern times afford
-most adapted and suitable to the purpose of the structure, not excluding
-decorations, which are distributed with equal taste and economy. The
-sciences and arts are assembled together in this fine building, and
-connected (if I may be allowed the expression) by a large and well
-chosen library in all faculties: Here is whatever the lower people's
-interest, or the man of taste's curiosity can desire. The first object
-that presents itself to the eye, on entering into this noble hall,
-which is no less spacious than splendid, is the statue of the founder,
-inviting the lovers of literature to make use of the helps which she has
-provided for them. This statue is of white marble, as large as life,
-and entirely worthy of Mr More, the artist; who has improved the exact
-likeness with an air of grandeur and benevolence, dignity and
-affability.
-
-And what is a very well chosen ornament for such a place, there is a
-representation of nine of the most eminent libraries--the Babylonian,
-Athenian, Alexandrian, Palatine, etc.--with short inscriptions giving
-an account of each. And to set in view, the origin and first advance
-of learning in several countries--there are painted on large pilasters
-ranged along the middle of the library, those persons who were reputed
-to have been the inventor of letters in several languages. Adam,
-Abraham, Moses, Mercurius, Ægyptius, Hercules, Cadmus, Cecrops,
-Pythagoras, and several others, with the letters which each of these are
-said to have invented written under their pictures.
-
-This library is open at stated times, (like that of the Vatican, and
-the French king's) with every proper accommodation to all strangers.
-This was greatly wanted in this kingdom. London, after so many ages,
-remains without any considerable public library. The best is the Royal
-Society's: but even that is inconsiderable; neither is it open to the
-public; nor are the necessary conveniences afforded strangers for
-reading or transcribing. The British Museum is rich in manuscripts, the
-Harleian Collection, the Cottonian Library, the collection of Charles
-I. and many others, especially on our own history; but it is wretchedly
-poor in printed books: and it is not sufficiently accessible to the
-public; their revenue not being sufficient to enable them to pay a
-proper number of attendants.[4]
-
-An ingenious Persian lately in England, gave an account of many thousand
-Arabian manuscripts, totally unknown to the gentlemen of the university
-of Oxford. It is to be wished these were procured. The Orientals and
-Hebrews were the parents of knowledge, and the Greeks no more than
-their scholars: how gross were their notions of prudence and _virtue_,
-till Orpheus, and the travelled philosophers taught them better! The
-institutions of modern nations are not to be compared to those of
-the ancients, as almost all these had the advantage of being founded
-by philosophers. Athens and Sparta were the two first formed states
-of Greece. Solon and Lycurgus, who had seen the success of the plan
-conducted by Minos in Crete, and who partly copied after that wise
-prince, erected these two celebrated republics. The sagacious system of
-Egypt served as a model to all the east.
-
-The astronomical observatory is furnished with the best instruments;
-anatomy has an amphitheatre, and a spacious room filled with a compleat
-set of anatomical pieces in wax.
-
-Painting and sculpture, besides a most convenient apartment for the
-study and practice of these arts, have two large rooms full of models of
-the most valuable remains of antiquity, taken from the originals.
-
-The pupils of architecture have a hall, crowded with designs and models
-of the finest pieces, ancient and modern--and there are contiguous
-apartments where all the liberal sciences are read and taught, as logic,
-physic, ethics, metaphysics, astronomy, geography, geometry, etc.
-
-These assemblage of studies in every branch is further enriched with
-curious museums of antiques, and natural history. All these advantages
-are heightened by the lectures of able professors in every art and every
-science.
-
-This academy receives two hundred scholars, affords them a liberal
-support, and leads them through a perfect course of education; from the
-first elements of letters, through the whole circle of the sciences;
-from the lowest class of grammatical learning, to the highest degrees
-in the several faculties. It properly and naturally consists of two
-parts, rightly forming two establishments, the one subordinate to the
-other. The design of the one was to lay the foundation of science; that
-of other, to raise and compleat the superstructure: the former was to
-supply the latter with proper subjects; and the latter was to improve
-the advantages received in the former.
-
-The young gentlemen in the neighbourhood are permitted to receive
-instructions from the several professors--and a day is set apart,
-when they examine young people, in order to discover wherein their
-genius conflicts, and to what kind of studies or employments they
-naturally are suited. Every man finds in himself a particular bent and
-disposition to some particular character; and his struggling against
-it is the fruitless and endless labour of Sisyphus. Let him follow and
-cultivate _that_ vocation, he will succeed in it, and be considerable
-in one way at least; whereas, if he departs from it, he will at best
-be _inconsiderable_, probably _ridiculous_. Cicero said, that masters
-should consider the nature of their scholars, least they should act
-like unskilful husbandmen, who would sow wheat in a soil, that was only
-proper for oats. Might it not prove an useful institution if public
-societies were erected on this plan? By this means most subjects might
-become beneficial to the public; and not only the arts be brought to
-perfection, but all the posts of government be well supplied: whereas,
-we now daily hear complaints of the want of proper persons to direct
-affairs, whilst the youth are condemned to studies, and matriculated
-into certain arts or employments before they arrive at years of
-discretion.
-
-Some parents on the birth of a son determine what profession he is to
-be of. The father sometimes designs his son for a judge, because his
-grand-father was one[5], which may be as absurd as to design a _weakly
-child_ for a _running footman_, or a _purblind boy_ for a _painter_.
-Sometimes a young man is to be a colonel because he is tall, or an
-alderman because he has a large belly.
-
-When any remarkable genius displayed itself in any of the young men,
-their talents have cultivated for that art of science. The master for
-oratory was recommended by Mr Sheridan, who says that the art of oratory
-may be taught upon as certain principles, and with as good a prospect of
-success, as it ever was by the rhetoricians of Greece or Rome, or as the
-arts of music, painting, etc. are taught by their several professors. He
-formed himself on Quintilian's institutes of eloquence, who particularly
-recommends _chironomy_, or gracefulness of action, which took rise in
-the age of heroism, was practised by the greatest men in Greece, was
-approved of by Socrates, ranked by Plato amongst the civil virtues, and
-recommended by Chrysippus in his treatise upon the education of youth.
-Quintilian had the acquisition of an hundred years after Cicero's death,
-to improve his knowledge--he had greater opportunities than Cicero ever
-had to study 'that intellectual relation, that secret charm, in the
-liberal professions, which, connecting one to the other, combines them
-all.'
-
-One angle of the _tribuna_ is entirely dedicated to the education of
-women. Twenty young ladies are admitted, and there are funds for their
-perpetual maintenance, as that of the two hundred scholars. In the
-selection of these young gentlewomen, she always gives the preference
-to those who labour under any imperfection of body--endeavouring, by
-increasing their resources _within themselves_, to compensate for their
-_outward defects_. When it is found that any of these ladies have a
-taste for any manual or mental art, they cultivate it, and assist them
-in the pleasantest means, and by various little attentions confirm these
-inclinations with all the spirit of pursuit requisite to preserve minds
-(in general) from that state of languidness and inactivity, whereby
-life is rendered irksome to those who have never found it unfortunate.
-In this establishment she entirely runs counter to that of Madame de
-Maintenon's at Saint Cyr; where the young women, who should have been
-instructed in rural labours, and economy in the duties of a family, in
-the employments of _Solomon's virtuous women_, by their education, were
-only fit to be addressed by men who were rich enough to require in a
-wife nothing _but virtue_. This is also the foible of too many parents,
-who all expect their daughters are to fill exalted stations in life, and
-by educating them with that view, disqualify them for their after lot.
-
-As divines say that some people take more pains to be damned than
-it would cost them to be saved, so many people employ more thought,
-memory, and application, to be fools, than would serve to make them
-wise and useful members of society. The ancients esteemed it an honor
-to understand the making of every thing necessary for life one's self,
-without any dependence on others; and it is that which Homer most
-commonly calls _wisdom_ and _knowledge_. He describes old Eumæus making
-his own shoes, and says, he had built some fine stalls for the cattle
-he bred. Ulysses himself built his own house, and set up his bed with
-great art, the structure of which served to make him known to Penelope
-again. When he left Calypso, it was he alone that built and rigged the
-ship.--From all which we see the spirit of these ancient times.
-
-These young ladies are not instructed to declaim with grace, or sing
-with taste; but if they are less amusing, they are infinitely more
-useful and interesting companions to those they afterwards associate
-with, whether in the character of wives or friends. Several of them
-have married very well in the neighbourhood. There is no sentiment more
-cold, or of shorter continuance, than admiration. We grow weary of a
-set of features, though ever so beautiful. Between folly, and a homely
-person, there is this difference; the latter is constantly the same, at
-least with imperceptible alteration, whilst folly is ever putting on
-some new appearance, and giving, by that means, fresh pain and disgust.
-However true this may be, I believe it would require some rhetoric to
-convince a young man not to prefer the folly that accompanies beauty,
-to wisdom and deformity. Though Sir Francis Bacon assures us in his
-natural philosophy, that our taste is never better pleased than with
-those things which at first created a disgust in us. He gives particular
-instances of porter, olives, and other things, which the palate seldom
-approves of at first; but when it has once got a relish of them,
-generally retains it for life.
-
-The streets, which were built on each side of the _Tribuna_, were
-uniform, and the houses ornamented with emblematical figures of the
-different trades intended for the possessors. She permitted them to
-live rent-free for the two first years, and admitted none but such who
-excelled in their art. This was certainly very political--By encouraging
-them in this manner, it enabled them at first to work, and sell their
-manufactures at a moderate rate; which insured them the business of
-the neighbouring counties that would otherwise have sent at a greater
-distance, for what could be equally produced at home.[6]
-
-The size of the houses decreases gradually from the centre of every
-street. As Lady Frances spared no expense in the execution, Mr Adams
-directed it with the greatest taste and propriety. The smallest houses
-are, indeed, exteriorly, the handsomest, on account of their twisted
-columns; yet, as they convey an idea of weakness, they always displease
-when they are made use of as supports to heavy buildings. The different
-orders succeed each other, from the Corinthian to the Tuscan, according
-to the size of the houses. Mr Hogarth observes on this head, that the
-bulks and proportions of objects are governed by fitness and propriety;
-that it is this which has established the size and proportion of
-chairs, tables, and all sorts of utensils and furniture; has fixed the
-dimensions of pillars, arches, etc. for the support of great weights;
-and so regulated all the orders in architecture.
-
-In the course of ten years Lady Frances brought all the above plans to
-perfection; which she the more easily effected from Mr Burt's having
-maintained a correspondence with the _literati_ in most parts of the
-world. And as the encouragement given was great, it is not surprising
-that her academy became a seat of the muses, and a place to which many
-resorted for the solution of literary doubts.
-
-If their ears were enchanted by harmony, their eyes were equally
-ravished by the beauties of painting and sculpture. In this charming
-mansion is blended the improvement of the arts, with that of
-philosophy: an exquisite assemblage of all the sweets of life.
-Architecture, statuary, painting, and music, find in her a patroness.
-Refinement of taste in a nation, is always accompanied with refinement
-of manners. People accustomed to behold order and elegance in public
-buildings, and public gardens, acquire urbanity in private. The
-Italians, on the revival of the liberal arts and sciences, gave them
-the name of _virtù_; from this was derived the term of _virtuoso_,
-which has been accepted throughout Europe. Should not this appellation
-intimate, to those who assume it to themselves, that the study of what
-is beautiful, in nature or art, ought to render them more virtuous than
-other men. Exclusive of the above buildings, there are others finely
-adapted to their different purposes, at the same time calculated to
-ornament the grounds. There are manufactories of different kinds; and
-silks wrought by hydraulic machines, which renders the workmanship more
-easy and expeditious. Lady Frances procured artificers from Tuscany
-for a porcelain manufacture, which has continued with them from the
-ancient Etruscans. She has also established a manufacture of earthen
-ware, procuring models of Etruscan vases in Terra Cotta, made after
-those in the Vatican library. These are used even in the most common
-vessels. She also took some pains in regulating the dress of the young
-women. A country girl returning from the spring with a pitcher of water
-on her head, perfectly resembles those figures which the most exquisite
-antiques represent in the same attitude. The great share _variety_ has
-in producing beauty, may be seen in the ornamental part of nature;
-the shapes and colours of plants, flowers, leaves; the painting in
-butterflies wings, shells, etc. which seem of little other intended use,
-than that of entertaining the eye with the pleasure of variety: in this
-all the senses delight and are equally averse to sameness--The ear is as
-much offended with one continued note, as the eye is with being fixed to
-a point, or to the view of a dead wall.
-
-Every building is rendered ornamental to the grounds. There is a
-botanical garden, which is filled with plants and flowers, which have
-been presented to Linnæus, from whom she received them, from every part
-of the globe. One of his pupils resided here, in an elegant habitation,
-in which there is a rotunda where lectures on botany are given: this
-fine room is surrounded with exotic plants. Mr Burt entirely concurred
-with Linnæus, in wishing, that gentlemen designed for theological
-studies were directed to apply as much time to the study of physics
-as they spent in metaphysics and logic, which he judges neither so
-indispensably necessary, nor useful as the former.
-
-Lady Frances also erected an hospital for the reception of two hundred
-incurables; a thing much wanted in this kingdom, without paying any
-regard to their country, religion, or disease, requiring no security
-in case of death. The practice of most of the public hospitals in this
-country is widely different, the restrictions of admission being such
-as frequently deprive many from receiving the benefit first intended by
-the founder. But she had a fund of charity of another stamp, which gave
-her infinitely more pleasure, as it was free from the ostentation of
-those acts of public bounty. These were private donations to those whose
-circumstances were not yet so bad as to oblige them to beg publicly. If
-an industrious tradesman had a numerous family, little business, or a
-small stock, she found means to supply his wants, or put him in a way of
-carrying on his business to greater advantage, in such a manner, as that
-sometimes he himself did not know the source of his relief; at most,
-none but the party succoured, and Mr Burt, knew any thing of the matter,
-for this worthy man was her secret almoner, and searched out for the
-secret necessities of modest and industrious poor. She had the happiness
-arising from the consciousness of having maintained numerous families in
-decent plenty, who, without her well-timed and secret bounty, must have
-been a charge to the parish. But she was a great enemy to poor-rates,
-judging with Davenant, that they will be the bane of our manufactures.
-
-Lady Frances was far from being alarmed at the great expenses of her
-undertakings. She thought her large fortune, and her nephew's long
-minority, as it put it in her power, could not be better employed than
-in works of national magnificence. The power and wealth of ancient
-Greece were most seen and admired in the splendor of the temples, and
-other sublime structures of Pericles. He boasted, that every art would
-be exerted, every hand employed, every citizen in the pay of the state,
-and the city, not only beautified, but maintained by itself. The sums
-Lady Frances expended in bringing these plans to perfection, diffused
-riches and plenty among the people, and has already doubled the estate.
-She has a fine collection of pictures.--The only way to raise a genius
-for painting, is to give encouragement: historical painters get so
-little by their profession, that we have very few. This Lady Frances
-made her particular object, to afford our youth ready access to good
-pictures: till these be multiplied in Great Britain, we shall never
-have the reputation of producing a good painter. If we expect to rival
-the Italian, the Flemish, or even the French school, our artists must
-have before their eyes the finished works of the greatest masters. It
-is a pity, that when an ingenious gentleman[7] last winter submitted
-to the parliament, as worthy of their attention, some considerations
-that might tend to the encouragement of useful knowledge, and the
-advancement in this kingdom of the arts and sciences, he did not with
-his usual intelligence, represent the bad consequences of the duty laid
-on pictures imported into Great Britain: Were the bad effects of this
-represented to our legislature, it is impossible but it must be amended.
-This gentleman took notice in his speech, that a remarkable opportunity
-of improving the national taste in _painting_, which was lately lost,
-he hoped would now be recovered. The incomparable Sir Joshua Reynolds,
-and some other great painters, who do honor to our country, generously
-offered to adorn the cathedral of St Paul's (a glorious monument of the
-magnificence of our ancestors) with some of their most valuable works:
-but the proposition was rejected by the late Bishop of London[8], though
-he flatters himself it will be renewed, and accepted by the gentleman
-at present in that fee[9], who is not only a man of _solid piety_, but
-of the _soundest learning_, and of _exquisite classical taste_. The
-great art of human life is not to eradicate the passions, but to adopt
-the proper objects of them: if mankind cannot think so abstractedly as
-a pure effort of unmixed reason implies, I presume it follows, that
-some degree of passion is warrantable in devotion. While we are in our
-present imperfect and embodied state, it will be found necessary to
-call in _externals_ to our aid, for the proper discharge of religious
-worship. Even among those who in their private devotions are most
-sincere, external acts and ceremonies, when properly conducted, become
-real assistances; because the connection between the body and soul,
-between the senses and the imagination, between the passions and the
-reason of mankind, is so strong and mutual, that they uniformly act and
-re-act upon one another, and mutually raise the soul to new and higher
-degrees of fervor.
-
-This was so much Lady Frances's opinion, that she had some fine pieces
-of painting in her chapel, which is also a very fine new building; the
-architecture and paintings do honor to the artists--She made it a rule
-to be constant in her attendance at church. Public acknowledgments of
-the goodness of God, and application for his blessings, contribute to
-give a whole community suitable apprehensions of him: and these, if it
-was her duty to entertain, it was equally her duty to propagate; both as
-the regard she paid the divine excellencies was expressed, and as the
-same advantage that she received from such apprehensions, was received
-by all whom they affected in the same manner.
-
-She had not the smallest degree of superstition, having too much good
-sense to imagine the Deity can be persuaded to recede from the settled
-laws of the universe, and the immutability of his nature. But she
-knows the perfections of God are a ground and sufficient reason for
-prayer, and that it is both an act and a means of virtue.[10] She had
-a mind free from prejudice, adorned with knowledge, and filled with
-the best principles; a noble firmness in showing these principles,
-and in maintaining them; in short, every talent joined to the most
-amiable modesty. She was advised to call her elegant village by the
-name of _Athens_; but this she declined, naming it _Munster Village_:
-but she justly thought it deserved it; with this difference, that the
-inhabitants are too well informed to give into such gross superstitions,
-and so easily suffer themselves to be imposed upon by astrologers,
-divines, soothsayers, and many other sorts of conjurers, as the Grecians
-did.
-
-They excelled in arts; their laws were wise; they had brought everything
-to perfection that makes life easy and agreeable: but they took little
-pains in the speculative sciences, geometry, astronomy, and physics.
-The anatomy of plants and animals, the knowledge of minerals and
-meteors, the shape of the earth, the course of the stars, and the whole
-system of the world, were still mysteries to them.
-
-The Chaldeans and Egyptians, who knew something of them, kept it a great
-secret and never spoke of them but in riddles; so that until Alexander's
-time, and the reign of the Macedonians, they had made no great progress
-in such learning as might cure them of superstition. An immoderate love
-of the study of astrology, was a weakness which characterized also the
-fifteenth century. In the age of Lewis XIV, the court was infatuated
-with the notion of judicial astrology: many of the princes, through a
-superstitious pride, supposed that nature, to distinguish them, had
-writ their destiny in the stars. Victor Amadeus, Duke of Savoy, father
-to the Duchess of Burgundy, had an astrologer always with him, even
-after his abdication. The same weakness which gave credit to the absurd
-chimera, judicial astrology, also occasioned the belief of sorcery and
-witchcraft; courts of justice composed of magistrates, who ought to have
-had more sense than the vulgar, were employed in trying persons accused
-of witchcraft.--Latest posterity must hear with astonishment that the
-Madame d'Ancre was burnt at the _Gréve_ as a sorceress. This unfortunate
-woman, when questioned by counsellor Courtin concerning the kind of
-sorcery she had used to influence the will of Mary de Medecis, having
-answered, _She had used that power only which great souls always have
-over weak minds_; this sensible reply served only to precipitate the
-decree of her death[11].
-
-It must be confessed there is a strong propensity in man's nature, to
-assign every thing uncommon to supernatural means. But though I am very
-apt to believe there is greater credulity in most minds, than will be
-candidly acknowledged, yet the degree of it must be in proportion to
-people's ignorance and want of information. Thus the famous doctors of
-the faculty at Paris, when John Faustus brought the first printed books
-that had then been seen in the world, or at least seen there, and sold
-them for manuscripts, were surprised at the performance, and questioned
-Faustus about it; but he affirming they were manuscripts, and that he
-kept a great many clerks employed to write them, they were satisfied.
-Looking further, however, into the work, and observing such an exact
-uniformity throughout the whole, that if there was a blot in one, it was
-the same in all, etc. etc. etc. their doubts were revived. The learned
-divines not being able to comprehend the thing, (and that was always
-sufficient) concluded it must be the _devil_; that it was done by magic
-and witchcraft; and that, in short, poor Faustus (who was indeed nothing
-but a mere printer) dealt with the _devil_.
-
-They accordingly took him up for a _magician_ and a _conjurer_, and
-one that worked by the _Black Art_, that is to say, by the help of the
-devil--and threatened to hang him; commencing a process against him in
-their criminal courts; when the fear of the gallows induced Faustus
-to _discover the secret_--that he had been a compositor to Koster of
-Harlem, the first inventor of printing.
-
-Gardening made a much slower progress among the ancients, than
-architecture. The palace of Alcinous, in the seventh book of the
-Odyssey, is grand and highly ornamented; but his garden is no better
-than what we call a kitchen garden. This also Lady Frances excelled
-in. She had also a receptacle for all sorts of animals to retire to
-in their old age. It was of old the custom to bury the favourite dog
-near the master. To use those of the brute creation who toil for our
-pleasure, or labour for our profit, with hard and ungenerous treatment,
-is a species of inhumanity which all men allow to be derogatory from
-virtue. The authors of wanton cruelty towards the dumb creation, are
-justly execrated for their brutality. It is a crime which I believe many
-commit, without either considering the misery it _produces_, or the
-guilt _it incurs_: and many more, who in fits of causeless or capricious
-displeasure intend to inflict the misery, have yet no sense that they
-incur guilt. Lady Frances makes use of buffaloes to draw her ploughs.
-These animals are far stronger than oxen, and eat less. Why have we not
-them in this country, and dromedaries and camels?
-
-She cultivates India corn, which grows with vast reeds, which is of
-great use; and has attempted the culture of rice, and some other things
-upon boggy ground, with tolerable success. As our cork used to come from
-France, and now grows in Italy, she has tried it here, where it thrives
-amazingly; it resembles the evergreen oak, and bears acorns. When you
-strip other trees of their bark, they die; but this grows stronger, and
-produces a new coat. She leaves nothing unattempted which has a chance
-of becoming useful. She also procured sheep from Norway, which are
-peculiar from having four horns, and being spotted like deer, with a
-coat of substance betwixt the hair and wool, which is admirable for many
-uses.
-
-Edward IV has been greatly censured, as taking a very impolitic and
-injurious measure in making a present to the King of Spain of some
-Cotswold sheep; the breed of which has been very detrimental to the
-English woollen manufacture, which has been a national branch of trade
-ever since. The celebrated Buffon affirms, that our sheep are very far
-removed from their natural state; from which it has been the usual
-course of things to decline.
-
-Lady Frances cultivates silk-worms. The ancient Romans for a long time
-never dreamed that silk could be produced in their country; and the
-first silk ever seen in Greece, was after the conquest of Persia by
-Alexander the Great. From thence it was imported into Italy, but was
-sold at the rate of an equal weight of gold.[12]
-
-The Persians being the only people of whom it was to be had, would not
-permit a single egg or worm to be carried out of their country. Hence
-the ancient Greeks and Romans were so little acquainted with the nature
-of silk, that they imagined it grew like a vegetable. Holosericum,
-or a stuff made of silk only, was worn by none but ladies of the
-first rank.[13] But men of the greatest quality, and even princes,
-were contented with subsericum, or a stuff made of half silk; to that
-Heliogabulus is remarked for being the first who wore holosericum[14].
-In the reign of the emperor Justinian, a trial was made for bringing
-silk-worms alive to Constantinople, but without success; however, two
-monks who had been employed in the affair, repeated the trial with
-silk-worms eggs.[15] The experiment succeeded so well, that to this
-Constantinopolitan colony, all the silk-worms, and silk manufactures in
-Europe owe their existence and origin. Till the middle of the twelfth
-century, all the silken stuffs at Rome and other parts of Europe were
-of Grecian manufacture. But Roger I. King of Sicily, about the year
-1138, invading Greece with a fleet of vessels with two or three benches
-of oars, called Galeæ or Sagittæ (from whence are derived the words
-galley and saique) and sacking and plundering Corinth, Thebes, and
-Athens, brought away to Palermo, among other prisoners, a great number
-of silk weavers to instruct his subjects in that art. From them, as
-Otto Trisingensis de gestis Frederici, lib. I. cap. 23. informs us, the
-Italians soon learnt the method of manufacturing silk.
-
-Lady Frances did not restrain farmers, or the sons of farmers from
-shooting, as none are better entitled to game than those whose property
-is the support of it.
-
- 'See that assemblage of the sons of wealth,
- Whose pity and humanity extend
- To dumb creation! with what costly care
- They study to preserve the brutal race
- From _vulgar_ persecution! Truly great
- Were such benevolence, could their design
- Deserve so laudable a name!--Alas! What are they but
- monopolists in blood,
- That to themselves endeavour to preserve
- Inviolate the cruel privilege
- Of slaughter and destruction? What is this
- But petty tyranny, th' ambitious child
- Of luxury and pride? If Heaven indulge
- A right to kill, each free-born Briton sure
- May claim his portion of the carnage. All
- O'er nature's commoners, by nature's law,
- Plead equal privilege: what then supports
- This usurpation in the wealthier tribe;
- The _qualifying_ acres? no, proud man,
- Possessions give not thee superior claim
- To that, which equally pertains to all--
- Whose property you timid hare, which feeds
- In thy inclosure? thine? denied--allow'd,
- Yet if the fearful animal be thine,
- Because the innocently crops _to-day_
- The herbage of thy freehold, whose will be
- The claim _to-morrow_, when thy neighbour's soil
- Affords her pasturage? Assuming man!
- How is the hardy Briton's spirit tam'd
- By thy oppressive pride!-when danger comes
- Who shall defend thy property? thyself?
- No; that poor Briton, whom thou hast undone
- By prosecutions--will he not retort,
- "What's liberty to me? 'tis lost! 'tis gone!
- "If I must be oppress'd, it matters not
- "Who are th' oppressors. Shall I hazard life
- "For those imperious lordlings, who denied
- "That privilege, which Heaven and nature meant
- "For food, or sport, or exercise to all?"'
-
- _British Philippic._
-
-Mr Burt devoted his time much to his grand-children, though he was far
-from wishing to obtrude too much knowledge on their tender years, as the
-mind may be overstrained by too intense application, in the same way as
-the body may be weakened by too much exercise before it arrives at its
-full strength.
-
-Quintilian compares the understanding of children to vessels into
-which no liquor can be poured but drop by drop. But there is a certain
-season, when our minds may be enlarged--when a great stock of useful
-truths may be acquired--when our passions will readily submit to the
-government of reason--when right principles may be so fixed in us, as to
-influence every important action of our future lives. If at that period
-it is neglected, error or ignorance are, according to the ordinary
-course of things, entailed upon us. Our passions gain a strength that
-we afterwards vainly oppose--wrong inclinations become too confirmed in
-us, that they defeat all our endeavours to correct them. A superior
-capacity, an ardent thirst for knowledge, and the finest dispositions,
-soon discovered themselves in Lord Munster; particularly a singular
-warmth of affection, and disinterestedness of temper. And although
-experience evinces, that memory, understanding, and fancy, are seldom
-united in one person, yet he is one of those transcendant geniuses, who
-is blessed with all three. Mr Burt treated him always with that distant
-condescension, which, though it encourages to freedom, commands at the
-same time respect. He appeared in different characters to him, that he
-might find something new and agreeable in his conversation.
-
-Montaigne says; 'there is nothing like alluring the passions and
-affections; otherwise we only make asses loaded with books.' Exquisite
-is the fruit produced by a right temperature of the different qualities,
-and mixture of the world and philosophy, business and pleasure, dignity
-and politeness. The Romans termed it _Urbanitas_, the Greeks _Atticism_.
-
-At the age of sixteen years the Earl of Munster having received every
-advantage education could bestow on him, fully answered the most
-sanguine expectations his aunt had formed of him. She then insinuated
-to him his dependent situation--her own intentions of marrying, the
-great expenses she had been at in the various improvements she had made
-on the estate, which rendered it necessary for him to apply himself to
-business, as it would disable her from doing so much for him as she
-would have inclined: that as she had bestowed on him every advantage of
-education, the alternative before him was that of _application_ on his
-part, or the utmost severity of _censure_ on that of the world.
-
-Lady Frances adopted this plan with Lord Munster to keep him ignorant of
-her intentions in his favor, that she might not obstruct his exerting
-all his physical and moral strength in acquiring that knowledge and
-virtue he at present so eminently possesses. Though a man of rank born
-to a large fortune may have fine natural parts, yet it takes a great
-deal to make him a _great man_. His splendid titles and large estate,
-are in some degree a bar to those acquirements, as he rests secure in
-his rank and independent fortune. How would the number of the nobility
-be reduced, were only those allowed to assume that title who could make
-good their claim to it by the distinguished endowments which raised
-the founder of the family? A man of rank who is a jockey at Newmarket
-rises no higher in my estimation than the lowest mechanic. Men of
-literature are the only nobility known in China: In other countries
-the laws inflict punishment _on criminal actions_: there, they do
-more; _they reward virtue_. If the fame of a generous action is spread
-in a province, the mandarin is obliged to acquaint the emperor, who
-presently sends a badge of honor to the person who has so well deserved
-it. Be their birth ever so low, they become mandarins of the highest
-rank, in proportion to the extent of their worth or learning. On the
-other hand, be their birth ever so exalted, they quickly sink into
-poverty and obscurity if they neglect there studies which raised their
-fathers.[16][17]
-
-The care, attention, and labour incumbent on men for their support,
-invigorate both the soul and the body, and they are the natural causes
-of health and sagacity. Virtue itself would be indolent if she had no
-passions to conquer and regulate. It is every way our advantage that
-we have no such slothful paradise as the poets feigned in the golden
-age: and the alledged blemishes in nature, are either the unavoidable
-accompanyments or consequences of a structure, and of laws subservient
-to advantages, which quite over-balance these inconveniences, or
-sometimes the direct and natural means of obtaining those advantages.
-The situation of the King of Sardinia, environed on all sides with
-powerful monarchs, obliges him to act with the greatest circumspection;
-which circumstance seems to have formed the character of that house.--As
-Lady Frances was desirous of her nephew's understanding commerce, she
-proposed his becoming a merchant:--with great modesty, and deference
-for her opinion, he submitted to her, whether the confined maxims of a
-trader were not destructive of the social virtues; if they did not tend
-to destroy those refined feelings of the soul that distinguish man from
-man?[18] She answered, 'What situation is like that of a man, who with
-one stroke of a pen makes himself obeyed from one end of the world to
-the other? his name, his signature, has no necessity, like the army of
-a Sovereign, for the value of metal to come to the assistance of the
-impression: himself does all; he has signed, and that is enough.'
-
-Lord Munster replied, 'that there were two ranks in life he should
-prefer as more suitable to the title he bore, though unaccompanied
-by fortune, the magistrate who supports the laws, or that of the
-soldier who defends his country!' Highly charmed with his sentiments,
-it required no small resolution for his aunt, who fondly loved him,
-to support the character she had assumed; but recollecting herself,
-observed, that it was not unusual for men of high birth to enrich their
-family _by trade_.
-
-When the Earl of Oxford was at the head of affairs in England, his
-brother was a factor at Aleppo; and if Lord Townshend was respected in
-parliament as a secretary of state, his brother was no less regarded
-in the city as a merchant. Without giving way, added she, to ideas of
-birth, you may be happy, and by your temper, application, and personal
-accomplishments, make a figure in life without the aid of such an
-accidental _appendage_; and by your attainments and engaging qualities
-obtain a general esteem, the surest step to advancement and honor.
-
-Lord Munster seemed _convinced_, though not allured by her arguments,
-yielding himself to her guidance, with that sweetness of disposition,
-which though so amiable in itself is so much to be apprehended. For
-those dispositions of the mind, which are generally termed virtuous, are
-frequently the occasion of our falling into vices, from which opposite
-ones, though generally condemned, would have secured us.
-
-In pursuance of Lady Frances's plan, Lord Munster was sent to Holland,
-where he was boarded for two years in a creditable family in Amsterdam,
-as the best school for learning, temperance, economy, and every domestic
-virtue.
-
-Men of all climates and religions being also natives of Holland, gave
-him liberal notions and enlarged ideas; their earth is as free as their
-air. Their toleration of religion, indeed, is so extreme, it amounts
-to a total unconcern about them. At the same communion, in the same
-church, some receive sitting, others standing, or kneeling; and this
-freedom appeared to that crafty people, such unquestionable policy, that
-it came in from common sense alone, and passed without a law.[19] To
-this cause is assigned the number of inhabitants; as the land fit for
-tillage in Holland does not exceed four hundred thousand acres[20]. This
-country in itself furnishes an illustration of the plan Lady Frances
-was following with her nephew. Industry, honesty, and concern for the
-public welfare, made the inhabitants considerable. If they depart from
-these, and if the sea returns upon them, their having existed will be
-known only from tradition and books. The preservation of both Egypt and
-Holland depends upon the care they take of their dykes, and canals;
-but there is no work in the former so great as the building such a
-city as Amsterdam upon piles in the sea[21]. Venice also furnishes a
-striking instance of what wonders may be effected by industry: that out
-of a morass, a city of such splendor could be raised, and become the
-emporium of Europe, as it was before the discovery of the East and West
-Indies, is extraordinary. But this trade decayed, as that of Holland
-increased: almost all merchandizes which came from the Mediterranean
-were formerly landed at Venice, and from thence brought to Augsburg;
-from which place, they were dispersed through all Germany. But Holland
-has taken away all, and distributes all; and Augsburg suffers, as well
-as Venice, Milan, Antwerp, and an infinite number of other cities,
-which are at _present_ as _poor_ as _formerly_ they _were rich_. This
-furnishes an excellent example of the benefits arising from industry,
-and the necessity of exertion. Lord Munster rendered himself entirely
-master of the knowledge of our English trade and privileges. He also
-attained a competent skill in the history of jurisprudence[22]. As it is
-requisite for every man who has leisure and capacity for such researches
-to be acquainted with the nature and extent of that judicial authority
-which is to decide upon his person and property, and to which as a
-citizen he is bound to submit, he studied the English constitution and
-government in the ancient books of common law, and more modern writers,
-who out of them have given an account of this government. He next
-proceeded to the history of England, and with it joined in every king's
-reign the laws then made----This gave him insight into the reason of
-our statutes, and shewed him the true ground upon which they came to
-be made, and what weight they ought to have. By this means he read the
-history of his own country with intelligence, and was able to examine
-into the _excellence_ or _defects_ of its _government_, and to judge of
-the _fitness_ or _unfitness_ of its _orders_ and _laws_: and by this
-method he knows enough of the English law for a gentleman, though quite
-ignorant of the _chicane_ or wrangling, and captious part of it, or the
-arts how to _avoid_ doing _right_, and to _secure himself_ in _doing
-wrong_. As Lord Munster was now eighteen years of age, Lady Frances
-wrote and acquainted him, that as he had rather testified a dislike
-to the mercantile scheme, she desired he would relinquish it; and as
-nothing contributes more to enlighten and improve the understanding,
-than a personal acquaintance with foreign climates, she desired he would
-travel.--The man who by his birth-right is a free member of society,
-not a slave to despotic power, and who, in matters of religion, enjoys
-the invaluable blessing of private judgment, should not fail to visit
-other nations; for this will not only rub off all the selfish asperities
-he may have contracted from a narrow survey of things, but will also
-accompany him home with a more rational attachment to that constitution
-under which he had the happiness to be born. Heaven has placed us in
-a most advantageous situation; unless we are divided at home, attacks
-from abroad may molest but cannot ruin us. Our laws are the laws of
-freedom; our merchandise the traffic of opulence----Our constitution is
-framed and joined together by the choicest parts, picked and extracted
-from aristocracies, democracies, and sovereignties. We have a natural
-force to _defend_ and _maintain_ the empire of the seas. We enjoy
-wealth and possessions in both the Indies, if we do not lose them by
-our own misconduct----We boast at regular choice, and singular system
-of parliamentary government, so nicely calculated, as to be at once the
-defence and the support of the kingdom and the people. Our Sovereign has
-the power--but the parliament has still the law of that power[23].--What
-people on earth can say the same? The studies Lord Munster made of our
-constitution, when contrasted with his observations of other countries,
-made him return after three years, not a _nominal_, but a _real_
-patriot. This is not always the case. Too many of our young gentlemen
-bring home only a miserable reverse of every good purpose for which
-they were sent out:--as none travel more than the English, they ought,
-therefore, to let none surpass them in manly or generous perceptions.
-But we have reason to fear that what Mr Pope observes of _one_ of them
-may be applicable to _most_.
-
- '_Europe he saw, and Europe saw him too._'
-
-Is not this owing to their early visiting France, where slavery is so
-artfully gilded over as to hide its natural deformity? If our countrymen
-were first to make the tour of Denmark, where the people are more
-apparently slaves, it would remedy this evil. On the contrary, when the
-subject of an arbitrary government has travelled into countries which
-enjoy the inestimable advantages of civil and religious liberty, he
-returns with a diminished affection for his own, and learns to despise
-and dislike that constitution which denies him the enjoyment of those
-natural rights, the knowledge and the value of which he has learnt from
-his happier neighbours.
-
-Hence it is that despotic princes are cautious how they permit their
-subjects to _range abroad_; and for the reasons above intimated,
-travelling has ever been encouraged in free states.
-
-With the finest person, Lord Munster possessed all the virtues and the
-graces----was all complacency in his manners, all sweetness in his
-disposition; humane, susceptible, and compassionate.
-
-While Lady Frances had taken so much care of his education, it may
-be readily supposed she was not forgetful of Lady Eliza's, his
-sister--whose person is faultless, and of the middle size--her face is
-a sweet oval, and her complexion the _brunette_ of the bright kind.
-The finest passions are always passing in her face; and in her lovely
-eyes there is a fluid fire sufficient to animate a score of inanimate
-beauties. She has a clear understanding, and a sound judgment; has read
-a great deal, and has a most happy elocution: possesses a great share of
-wit, and with equal strength and propriety can express the whole series
-of the passions in comic characters. The pliableness of her dispositions
-can raise and keep up agreeable sensations, and amuse her company.
-
-Lord L---- declares he never saw anything equal to her, even on the
-French stage, in the article of transition from passion to passion
-in comic life. She is perfect mistress of music, and plays admirably
-well on the harpsicord; having great neatness, and more expression and
-meaning in her playing, than is often found among lady-players.--In
-this, as in every other branch of her education, she has had every
-advantage--Lady Frances herself being highly accomplished--and her
-long residence in Italy and France having perfected and improved her
-taste, in every accomplishment that can embellish or add graces to
-the youth and beauty of her niece--All her musical band have been the
-pupils of the first masters, and recommended to her by Santirelli,
-Jomelli, Galuppi, Piccini, and Sacchini. It is not then surprising that
-the works of these different masters are performed admirably well at
-Munster-house; and as there is great variety in their manner, there
-is that in every one of them to charm and please the most insensible.
-Lady Frances is highly charmed with Jomelli; while the fancy, fire,
-and feeling of Galuppi, and Piccini's comic style, are infinitely
-more attracting to Lady Eliza, than the taste, learning, great and
-noble ideas of Jomelli, or the serious style of Sacchini.--One of
-the Bezzodzi's, from Turin who excels on the hautboy, is also at
-Munster-house.
-
-There is also a set of very excellent actors, who perform at the
-Tribuna, judging the representation of dramatic works of genius
-contribute as much to soften manners, as the exhibition of the
-Gladiators formerly did to harden them. When we complain of the
-_licentiousness_ of the stage, I fear we have more reason to complain of
-_bad measures_ in our policy, and a general decay of _virtue_ and _good
-morals_ among us.
-
-Moliere's comedies are said to have done more service to the courtiers,
-than the sermons of Bourdalone and Massillon. The great Saint
-Chrysostom, a name consecrated to immortality by his virtue, is thought
-to owe a great part of his eloquence and vehemence in correcting vice,
-to his constantly reading Aristophanes; nor was he even censured on that
-account, in those times of pure zeal, and primitive religion.
-
-Lord Shaftesbury says, 'Bigotry hurries us away into the most furious
-excesses, upon trifles of no manner of consequence.' What is more
-useful to a nation than the picture of strong passions, and their fatal
-effects; of great crimes, and their chastisement; of great virtues,
-and their reward? Scarce had Peter the Great polished Russia, before
-theatres were established there. The more Germany has improved, the more
-of our dramatic representations has it adopted. Those few places, where
-they were not received in the last age, are never ranked among civilized
-countries: and theatrical entertainments have their use everywhere, and
-often keep the common people from a worse employment of their time--and
-so far were the institution of theatres from being the fore-runners of
-slavery, or the badges of despotism, that they were most encouraged, and
-flourished best in free states.
-
-It is easy to conceive that the acquaintance of Lady Frances was much
-courted, as no private person had it so much in their power to entertain
-their company so well; there being every requisite at Munster-house to
-delight the heart, please the eyes, and satisfy the understanding.--No
-person of any taste but would blush to acknowledge they have not been in
-Shropshire to admire her buildings, manufactures, schools, etc.--And it
-fares with her merit like the pictures of Raphael, which are seen with
-admiration by all, or at least no one dare own that he has no taste for
-a composition which has received so universal an applause.
-
-Upon Lord Munster's being of age, she was thirty-seven; yet the
-regularity of her life contributed to make her lose no more in her
-person than what might be considered as the slight touches in a picture,
-which when faded diminish nothing of the master-strokes of the piece.
-Lord Darnley, since the time he had expected to become Lady Frances's
-husband, still continued to attach himself to her. 'Whatever her
-determinations may be,' said he, 'I am sensible of the value of her
-soul; her friendship is more tender than the endearment of love in other
-women.' Such forbearances were not uncommon in ages of chivalry; and
-however justly ridiculed by the inimitable _Cervantes_, when carried to
-extremes, and terminating in Quixotism, yet it appears to constitute
-a capital part of the character of _a true_ knight. Lord Darnley's
-attachment to Lady Frances was not founded on the weakness of his
-intellects; it never made him forgetful of his duties to society. He is
-at the same time a philosopher and a politician; and adds practice to
-speculation, experience to knowledge, in both these departments. Though
-the brilliant actions of some heroes are only handed down to us, and
-we view their characters through the magnifying end of the tube, yet
-Hercules himself could lay aside his club, and amuse himself with the
-distaff, to enjoy the company of the woman he loved. All great souls
-have descended occasionally, and divesting themselves of their heroism,
-have become susceptible of the _tender passion_.
-
-Lady Frances respected Lord Darnley's character, as much as she loved
-his person; and the time was now arrived when she proposed ingenuously
-to confess to him the reasons of her past conduct, and to offer to
-dedicate the remainder of her life in rewarding his tender, fond,
-faithful attentions. But she suspected that--years had made such an
-alteration in her person, that she ceased to be an object _of love_,
-(to his lordship) although perfectly convinced she possessed _his
-esteem_--Under this apprehension it became impossible for her to act
-the part she intended--She became disquieted, and was determined, had
-that really been the case, never to have allied herself to any other.
-After revolving a thousand things, she at last determined to confirm or
-confute her hopes, by employing a particular friend, and a relation of
-Lord Darnley's, to discover his sentiments. Lady Frances's intimacy with
-this lady had commenced at Paris, when they were in the convent of the
-----. As her character is peculiar, the indulgent reader will perhaps
-pardon the introduction of her story in this place.
-
-At the time Lady Frances returned to England, Mrs Lee was taken out of
-the convent to be married. Her parents, dazzled with Mr Lee's wealth,
-forgot to attend to other requisites to render that state happy. Without
-his being a man of very shining parts, he had such talents as made
-him acceptable to women, in particular to a girl so young as she was
-when this alliance took place. He sung and danced well, was lively to
-extravagance, full of agreeable trifling, and always in good humour:
-add to this, he was handsome in his person, liberal to excess, and
-calculated for the seduction of the fair. Mrs Lee's great beauty, her
-parents partially flattered themselves would fix his affections.--All
-the graces of which the figure and emotions of a female were capable,
-were united in her; but his love for her was nothing but an impulse
-of passion which soon subsided. Addicted by his natural disposition
-to pleasure, he despised those which a tender sensibility renders
-so exquisitely delightful; such would have trespassed too much on
-his vanity. Unexperienced and artless, his innocent wife could not
-long retain his affections, and in the few years she lived with him,
-encountered many mortifications; first from the alienation of his
-affections, afterwards from the distressed situation of his affairs,
-which entirely changed his temper, rendering him impatient and
-passionate. His very footmen were taught to insult her, and every one
-in the family knew the most effectual way to ingratiate themselves with
-him, was to disregard his wife. Yet she bore it all with patience,
-and acted her part with prudence, endeavouring to disarm his anger
-with gentleness. She sometimes, indeed, lamented and complained, but
-the dove and the lamb do so too--'The poison of grief exhales only in
-complaints.'--She was neither sullen nor gay when he was out of humour;
-nor impertinent or melancholy when he was pleased--She obliged her
-affections to wait and submit to the various turns of his temper--trying
-to bribe his passions to her interest. She endeavoured also, by economy
-and proper attention, to retard as long as possible, the ruin that
-threatened him; and considerably diminished the household expenses.
-
-This pleased her husband; he wanted to retrench, without appearing
-less magnificent; for his prudence (or rather his desire of saving at
-home to squander abroad) was still subordinate to his ostentation. But
-all these innocent stratagems were ineffectual; spending his whole
-time between women, racing, and gaming, one excess succeeded another,
-until his affairs were intirely involved. Previous to this, Mrs Lee had
-resigned her jewels to pay one of his game debts, which she afterwards
-saw adorning a girl he kept. The world saw he devoted himself only to
-objects of contempt, and pitied his neglect of a woman of her merit,
-and who was still handsome, having that style of beauty which is the
-image of a sensible heart, though sorrow and tears had deprived it of
-its freshness. This laid her open to the assiduity of men of gallantry,
-who are generally obliging enough, upon such occasions, to offer their
-assistance to dry up a _pretty woman's tears_. It is to be confessed a
-woman under these circumstances is in a very _dangerous situation_.
-
-None of Mr Lee's conduct was founded on propriety--he was witty, kind,
-cold, angry, easy, stiff, jealous, careless, cautious, confident,
-close, open, but all _in the wrong place_. She often retired into her
-closet, and wept the silent hours away for his hard-heartedness--yet
-without one unkind word or reproach. Her parents were dead, Lady
-Frances at a distance, her sorrows of a complicated kind, which
-required great delicacy to discover; she had no person to open her
-heart to, none to whom she could pour forth the sorrows of the soul!
-she had a susceptible heart, and no object she took any interest in,
-or who participated in her trials.--This situated, (the candid must
-acknowledge) she was perhaps more to be _pitied_ than _blamed_, in
-permitting another object to glide insensibly into her affections--more
-especially as he was introduced by Mr Lee, as one to whom she was
-indebted for his life and fortune.
-
-_The first_ he had defended, when two gamblers, his adversaries, were
-on the point of killing him; _the last_ he had preserved by discovering
-a scheme that had been practised on him by them when inebriated by
-liquor, to which he was much addicted. Her husband left her young and
-unexperienced heart to all the tortures and pangs of jealousy, and
-that _ennui_ attending an unoccupied heart; after flattering herself,
-as she had done nothing to deserve the estrangement of his affections,
-that they would be as permanent as her own. Why did he forsake her; why
-did he lay her open to temptations? her heart might have been his own,
-had he not cruelly abandoned her--at any rate it was too good to form
-another tye, had he not at last added _contempt_ to _neglect_ and his
-cruel usage at last would have animated a statue, at least I may safely
-declare nothing warmed with flesh and blood could bear it. A man of this
-humour is to be beloved only in the way of christianity--that is the
-utmost obedience which can be allowed to the commandments of God, and
-the authority of religion.
-
-Were I obliged to draw a picture that should represent the happy union
-between an elevated soul, a penetrating mind, and a heart in which sweet
-humanity resides, I would form it entirely of the person and features of
-Mr Villars; and I fancy that all who had any just idea of those three
-qualities might perceive them plainly expressed in his form, look,
-and demeanor. Mr Lee pressed him to be much at his house; and as his
-_innocent_, though _oppressed_, wife had been kept in constant alarms
-concerning the consequences of his gaming----she could not but look on
-Mr Villars as the favour of her fortune, and on one to whom she might
-be indebted for her husband's reformation. I shall not expatiate on the
-sweetness and charms of his voice, of his noble appearance, and of the
-tincture of melancholy which softens the vivacity of his fine eyes; but
-what distinguishes him from most other men is the sentimental look of
-modest virtue, which never gives offence. He is not in the least a slave
-to interest; but as he is no stranger to the necessities of life, his
-conduct is always regular, and he never abandons himself to any excess.
-Such is and was Mr Villars. Mrs Lee very soon perceived his partiality
-for her--circumstanced as she was, his attentions were dangerous--but
-she could not with any propriety forbid him _a house_ to which her
-husband so constantly _invited him_, without letting him see she
-mistrusted herself--more especially as he never failed in his respect
-for her.
-
-He became her only comforter and friend; and if from her youth and
-inexperience she was likely to fall into even the appearance of any
-error, it was this kind, this friendly monitor that guarded her from it.
-
-His attentions became as necessary to her soul, as aliments of food
-are to the support of the body, while the respectful distance of his
-behaviour proved to her his passion was controlled by his respect.
-
-Some surmises were at length insinuated to Mr Lee, to his wife's
-dishonour. He paid little attention to them--but coming home one night
-flushed with wine, and finding Mr Villars alone at supper with her, (no
-unusual matter, and by his own request) he drew his sword, and wounded
-him before he had time to defend himself! Mrs Lee fainted away----on her
-recovery she removed herself from a house to which no entreaties on his
-part could prevail on her to return--declaring she would live no longer
-with a man who could at once suspect her virtue, endanger his friend's
-life, and ruin her reputation.
-
-The world talked differently about this affair. Should not the example
-of the law be followed, which is so tender in criminal cases, that
-delinquents are often found _not guilty_, for want of legal evidence,
-at the same time that the court, the jury, and every one present at the
-trial feel the strongest _moral_ conviction of their _guilt_? Scandal
-on the contrary always gives its most important and fatal decisions
-from _appearances_ and _suppositions_, though reputation is dearer to
-a woman of honor than life itself. Mrs Lee experienced the malevolence
-of her own sex particularly. What, said they, could engage Mr Villars
-to devote all his time to her? is not friendship between a man and a
-woman a chimera, the mark of a passion which honor or self-interest bids
-them conceal? But whilst the world represented this affair in the worst
-colours, Lady Frances wrote her an affectionate letter, offering her
-assistance, and begging she would communicate her real situation, that
-she might the more effectually be enabled to serve her; to which Mrs
-Lee returned the following answer.
-
- 'Dear Madam.
-
- I received the honor of your letter, and find myself elevated by
- your notice--if there can be pride that ranks with virtues, it is
- that we feel from friendships with the worthy. The liberal sentiments
- you express, are a proof of the goodness of your heart----I have ever
- thought that to believe the worst is a mark of a mean spirit, and a
- wicked soul; at least I am sure, that the contrary quality, when it
- is not due to weakness of understanding, is the fruit of a generous
- temper. In return for your generosity, I will lay open my whole heart
- to you; and if in consequence I lose your esteem, I shall at least
- have the satisfaction resulting from a consciousness of my candour.
- This is a liberty I should have taken before, had it not proceeded
- from the timidity I felt in unbosoming myself to one whose virtues
- I dreaded, and in discovering _my weakness_ to one who I think has
- _none of her own_. Your ladyship knows the trials I suffered for many
- years; my conduct under the severest mortifications human nature could
- sustain. I was wounded in my affections, condemned and insulted in
- my person, impoverished in my circumstances: I still had strength of
- mind to regulate myself so as to meet your approbation: no species
- of calamity was unknown to me, nor were there wanting those of the
- other sex, who judged from my situation they might have a chance of
- succeeding with me, if I was weak enough to listen to them--but they
- soon gave up the pursuit, judging the excess of my misfortunes had
- hardened my heart entirely against certain impressions. But this was
- so far from being the case, that my sorrows, my sufferings, rendered
- my heart (naturally tender) more susceptible of that refined passion,
- which, when dignified by respect, and softened by tenderness, found so
- ready access to it[24].
-
- In short, circumstanced as I was, if it is a crime to love, I am
- very culpable! but had I unfortunately proceeded to any act contrary
- to my engagements with Mr Lee, I myself would have acquainted him with
- it, though, in the opinion of many, he would not have deserved so much
- candour from me.
-
- This being the real state of the case, I flatter myself your
- ladyship will think me more _weak_ than _wicked_, more _frail_ than
- _culpable_, more _unfortunate_ than _indiscreet_. And I must now
- acquaint you, that I am determined never to return to my husband--I
- have consulted my reason on this subject, and when we have done
- so, whatever the decision be, whether in favour of our prejudices,
- or against them, we must rest satisfied, since nothing can be more
- certain than this, that he who follows that guide in the search of
- truth, as that was given to direct him, will have a much better plea
- to make for his conduct, than he who has resigned himself implicitly
- to the guidance of others. My maxim is, our understanding, _properly_
- exercised, is the _medium_ by which God makes known his _will_ to us;
- and that in all _cases_, the voice of impartial reason is the _voice
- of_ God. Were my marriage even to be annulled, all the theologians
- in the world could not prove the least impiety in it.--Milton wrote
- _the doctrine and discipline of divorce_; wherein he proves, that a
- contrariety of mind, destructive of felicity, peace, and happiness,
- are greater reasons of divorce than adultery, especially if there be
- no children, and there be a mutual consent for separation.
-
- He dedicated the second edition to the parliament of England, with
- the assembly of divines----The latter summoned him before the house
- of Lords, who, whether approving his doctrine, or not favouring his
- accusers, dismissed him. Necessary and just causes have necessary and
- just consequences: what error and disaster joined, reason and equity
- should disjoin.
-
- I see no reason why those who upon the evidence of more than
- fourteen years experience are unsuited to each other, _joined_
- not _matched_, should live disagreeably together, and exist
- miserably--merely for the inadequate satisfaction of exulting upon
- the degree of their patience in having to say they did _not part_.
- A person may mistake in fixing love without knowledge of the party,
- but he cannot err that finds cause to dislike from woeful experience.
- It is, indeed, convenient for the lords of the creation to inculcate
- another doctrine, upon the same principles that the extreme and
- timorous attention to his own security made James I. very anxious
- to infuse into his subjects the belief of divine hereditary right,
- and a scrupulous unreserved obedience _to the power which God had
- set over them_. Mr Villars, who is now reconciled with my husband,
- has written to intercede in his behalf, assuring me of his penitence
- and affection. Boileau has observed, that it is an easy matter in a
- _Christian poem_ for _God_ to bring _the devil to reason_. Could I
- believe that all my husband did, were the effects of love, it would
- not in the least alter my resolution, since I should consider a
- person whose affection had such dreadful effects, as dangerous to
- my repose, as one whose anger was implacable.----What signifies it
- to me whether it be love or hatred by which I suffer, if the danger
- and inconvenience be the same? I am certain were we to live together
- again, whenever we met we should as naturally quarrel as the elephant
- and the rhinoceros. Reconciliations in the marriage state, after
- violent breaches, are seldom lasting, and after what has passed
- between us, like the father of the gods and the queen of heaven, we
- shall be the best company when _asunder_.
-
- He says his conduct proceeded from an excess of love! I desire to
- be subject no more to such excesses! I am content to be moderately
- beloved; nor shall I ever again give occasion for such extraordinary
- proofs of affection. Were I to act otherwise, it would afford too much
- encouragement for the men to use their wives ill. _Too good subjects
- are apt to make bad kings._ He has my consent to live with any
- woman who can delight in such a _loving husband_, while I will force
- him to esteem my conduct, and irritate his animosity by declining a
- reconciliation. We are tired with perpetual gratitude, and perpetual
- hatred.----He wishes to be reconciled to me, not from any religious
- motive, or return of affection, his animosity being still the
-same--but because he is tired of acting the part of a provoked husband.
-
- I am piqued at Mr Villars's interesting himself in this matter. I
- shall not answer his letter for a week; I mistrust my own vivacity.
-
- Our imagination is often our greatest enemy: I am striving to weary
- mine before I act. Business like fruit hath its time of maturity,
- and we should not think of dispatching it while it is half ripe. The
- Cardinal de Retz said, 'I have all my life-time held men in greater
- esteem for what they forbore to do on some occasions than for what
- they did.'
-
- I have here a most delightful dwelling----It is thatched, and
- covered on every side with roses, wood-bines, and honey-suckles,
- surrounded with a garden of the most artful confusion. The streams all
- around murmur, and fall a thousand ways. A great variety of birds are
- here collected, and are in high harmony on the sprays. The ruins of an
- abbey enhance the beauties of this place: they appear at the distance
- of four hundred yards from the house; and as some great trees are now
- grown up among the remains, and a river winds among the broken walls,
- the view is solemn, the picture fine. Here I often meditate on my
- misfortunes.
-
- 'There is a joy in grief when peace dwells
- in the breast of the sad.'
- OSSIAN'S Poems.
-
- Sadness receives so many eulogiums in the scripture, that it is easy
- to judge, that if it be not of the number of the virtues, it may be
- usefully employed in their service----and it may be truly observed,
- that without experiencing sorrow, we should never know life's true
- value.
-
- About a mile above the house is a range of very high hills, the
- sight of which renders me less incredulous of the accounts of Olympus,
- and mount Athos. Hygeia resides here, and dispenses the chief
- blessings of life, ease and health. I will pass my days in sweet
- tranquillity and study.
-
- 'In either place 'tis folly to complain,
- The mind, and not the place, creates the pain.'
- HORACE, lib. i. epist. 14.
-
- Could I flatter myself I should ever be honored by your presence,
- how happy I should be!----Your eye, I am sure, would catch pleasure
- while it measures the surrounding landscape (even at this season
- of the year) of russet lawns and grey fallows, on which stray the
- nibbling flocks: the mountains too, which seem to support the
- labouring clouds, add sublimity to the charming scene. When I take a
- walk after a sedentary occupation, I feel a sensible pleasure; rest
- in its turn becomes agreeable, if it has been preceded by a moderate
- fatigue. Every action of our lives may be converted into a kind of
- pleasure, if it is but well timed: Life owes all its joys to this
- well-adapted succession; and he will never enjoy its true relish,
- who does not know to blend pleasure with dissipation. I ask pardon
- for detaining your ladyship so long--My cousin Lord Darnley has been
- to see, and admires my cottage.--I perceive plainly he flatters
- himself that you will one day make him happy. I do not presume to
- offer my advice; it would be imitating the savage chief, who marks
- out to the sun the course it is to take----but surely his respectful,
- uninterrupted attachment deserves your consideration. Were I not
- perfectly convinced of his worth and sincerity, I should be _the last_
- person to speak in his behalf. The bitterness of conjugal repentance,
- which I have experienced, is beyond all others poignant; and happy it
- is if _disunion_, rather than perpetual _disagreement_, results from
- it.
-
- I ever am your ladyship's
- Obliged and affectionate friend,
- LUCY LEE.'
-
-Lady Frances returned Mrs Lee immediately the following answer.
-
- 'Dear Madam, Munster-house.
-
- I return you many thanks for the confidence you honored me with;
- and I sincerely sympathize with you on the many disagreeable events
- that have occurred to you. If my approbation can confer on you any
- satisfaction, you possess it in a very eminent degree: for though I
- cannot approve of your sentiments concerning divorce, etc. yet your
- conduct in your family was exemplary.
-
- There is no reasoning about the motions of the heart. Reflection and
- sensation are extremely different--our affections are not in our own
- power, though yours seem to have been under proper regulations.
-
- I am not surprised at the calumny you met with. Many people stoop
- to the baseness of discovering in a person distinguished by eminent
- qualities, the weaknesses of humanity, while there is scarcely to be
- found an honest heart, who knows how to render a noble and sincere
- homage to another's superiority. I acknowledge myself guilty with
- respect to you, of a too common instance of injustice, that of
- desiring that others would always _conduct themselves_ by our maxims!
- I am the more culpable, as I entirely agree with you in thinking that
- all our actions should proceed from the fixed principles we have
- adopted. I never pay a blind deference to the judgment of any man, or
- any body of men whatever. I cannot acquiesce in a decision, however
- formidable made by numbers, where my own reason is not satisfied. When
- the mind has no _data_, no settled principles to which it may recur
- as the rule of action, the agent can feel little or no satisfaction
- within himself, and society can have no moral security whatever
- against him.
-
- The most permanent, the most pleasing enjoyment the human soul is
- capable of entertaining, is that which arises from a consciousness
- of having acted up to that standard of rectitude which we conceive
- to be the proper measure of our duty: and the best grounds on which
- we can expect others to place confidence in us, is the assurance we
- give them that we act under the influence of such moral obligations.
- This principle has influenced my conduct: and as you say you are
- absolutely determined never to live with your husband again; although
- my sentiments do not correspond with yours on that head, I will add
- nothing further on that subject, but refer you to certain passages
- in scripture, which I think on sober reflection must invalidate your
- present opinion[25].
-
- The caprice you have often tacitly blamed me for respecting Lord
- Darnley, had you known the motives for, you would have approved--I
- will now in reward for your candour _to me_ be equally sincere _with
- you_--trusting to your honor, that you will not _divulge_ what is it
- so material to me to _conceal_.
-
- At the time I agreed to give Lord Darnley my hand, I was at liberty
- to indulge my inclinations, and to devote myself entirely to him:
- But on my father's death, when I found the estate in my possession,
- I considered myself as mother to my brother's children. This was my
- motive for rejecting the man I (_did_, and do _now_) fondly love: who
- by his generous and friendly, his respectful and tender behaviour,
- deserves every thing from me. Whoever pretends to be without passions,
- censures the wisdom of that Power which made him; and if men of sense
- (for they alone are capable of refined pleasure) would so far admit
- love, as not to exclude their necessary and more important duties,
- they need not be ashamed to indulge one of the most valuable blessings
- of an innocent life. I honor the married state: and have high ideas of
- the happiness resulting from an union of hearts. Domestic society is
- founded on the union betwixt husband and wife. Among all the civilized
- nations, this union hath been esteemed sacred and honorable; and from
- it are derived those exquisite joys, or sorrows, which can embitter
- all the pleasures, or alleviate all the pains in human life. The
- heart has but a certain degree of sensibility, which we ought to be
- economists of. Lord Darnley engrossed my whole soul; nothing could
- afford me any pleasure which had no reference to him.--He was ever
- uppermost in my thoughts, and I bestowed only a secondary reflection
- on all other subjects.
-
- I could have cheerfully, for his _conversation_, abandoned all
- society on earth beside, and have been more blessed, than if, for
- them, I had been deprived of _his_. But if we suffer one particular
- duty (even the worship of the Deity) to engross us entirely, or even
- to encroach upon the rest, we make but a very imperfect essay towards
- religion, or virtue; and are still at a considerable distance from
- the business of a moral agent. "The dial that mistells one hour, of
- consequence is false through the whole round of day."
-
- _Virtue_, in my acceptation, is nothing else than that principle
- by which our actions are _intentionally directed_, to produce good,
- to the several objects of our free agency. I was aware, that it was
- not only necessary that I should mean to act a right part, and take
- the best way which could direct me to effect it, but that I should
- previously take those measures which were in my power to acquire the
- knowledge of my duty, and of the weaknesses I had to guard against.
- I was sensible, that, had I given my hand to Lord Darnley, I would
- have been defective in the duties incumbent on me to my own family:--
- Love would have taken entire possession of my soul, and shut up the
- avenues of my heart against every other sentiment. Upon this occasion
- I felt how justly the sacrifice of our own happiness is placed among
- the highest virtues. How painful must it be to the most generous
- heart! Men lose their lives to honor--I relinquished my love--the
- life of life. I am sensible I have been condemned for permitting him
- to be so much with me: but what recompence can the world bestow on
- me, for relinquishing the society of a real and tender friend? Common
- attachments, the shadows of friendship, the issue of chance, or
- fantastic likings, _rashly cemented_, may as hastily be _dissolved_:
- but mine has had the purest virtue for its basis, and will subsist
- whilst vital breath in me remains. My affections are founded on those
- amiable qualities, which are seldom united, and therefore but little
- liable to be displaced. My partiality is founded on esteem: take away
- the cause, the effect will cease. The dread of the world has never yet
- withheld me from following the bent of my own inclinations, and the
- dictates of my own heart, not the dread of censure ever influenced my
- conduct.
-
- Your mention of his continued attachment is highly flattering, and
- very pleasing--There you touched the tenderest springs of my heart,
- bring me down to all the softness of my sex, and press upon me a crowd
- of tender, lovely, ideas--
-
- If the consciousness of good-will to others, though inactive, be
- highly delightful, what a superior joy have I not experienced, my
- dear friend, in exerting this disposition, in acts of beneficence!
- Is not this the supreme enjoyment in nature? It is true, the great
- works I have carried on, the encouragement I have given to learning,
- the manufactories I have introduced into this kingdom, etc. etc. have
- procured me the suffrage of the world, and may transmit my name down
- to posterity. But what flatters me most is, that if I have acquired
- any fame, it is derived from the man I love. My acquaintance with him,
- has been a happiness to my mind, because it has improved and exalted
- its powers. The epithet of _great_, so liberally bestowed on princes,
- would, in most cases, if narrowly scanned, belong rather to their
- ministers. Unassisted by Agrippa and Mecænas, where should we have
- placed Augustus? What is the history of Lewis XIII. but the shining
- acts of Richelieu? Lewis XIV. was indeed a great king; but the Condés,
- the Turennes, as well as the Luvois, and Colberts, had no small share
- in acquiring the glories of his reign. In all situations of life, it
- is of great consequence to make a right choice of those we confide
- in--It is on that choice our own glory and peace depend.--But it is
- still more so to princes, or persons of large property. A private man
- will find a thousand persons ready to open his eyes, by reproaching
- him with the wrong steps into which bad advice drew him; whereas
- courtiers, or those who are interested, approve and applaud whatever
- the prince or the great person does. An ingenious courtier replied to
- his friend, who upbraided him with his too great complaisance for the
- emperor who had made bad verses, which he commended; "Would you have
- me have more sense than a man who commands twelve legions, and can
- banish me?"
-
- That day my nephew is of age, I shall assign over his estate, and
- acquaint him of his obligations to Lord Darnley, to whom, at the same
- time, I shall offer my hand, if I have reason then to think it shall
- be agreeable to him. If it should not, I shall be mortified, though I
- shall not deck my brow with the plaintive willow. I need not tell you
- how agreeable it will be for me to see you at this place, which is
- considerably improved since you were here last. This day month I give
- a feast, in imitation of the Saturnalia[26]; make me happy by your
- presence on that occasion.
-
- I remain, with great esteem,
- Your affectionate friend,
-
- FRANCES FINLAY.
-
-Mrs Lee, soon after the receipt of the above letter, came to
-Munster-house, where she generally resided during the winter months,
-(after her separation from her husband) retiring to her cottage in
-Wales, in the summer.
-
-Lady Frances had always a select number of friends with her.
-Notwithstanding her passion for music, she kept the performers in their
-own line; and though she venerated the liberal sciences, and contributed
-so largely to their cultivation, their several professors only waited on
-her by invitation: by this means she had it always in her power to suit
-her company, and never to be intruded on; as the best things are irksome
-to those whose inclinations, tastes, and humours, they do not suit.
-
-I have already mentioned Mrs Norden, who had the care of Lady Frances's
-education, and who now continued to reside with her: this Lady's
-seriousness was happily contrasted with Lady Eliza's sprightliness,
-while Lady Frances's scientifical knowledge was agreeably relieved by
-the strokes of nature observable in Mrs Lee--who declared she had never
-read, or studied, any more than to assist her decyphering what was
-incumbent her _to understand_. 'I hate your wise ones,' said she, 'there
-is no opinion so absurd but it has been mentioned by some philosopher.'
-She is nature itself, without disguise, quite original disdaining all
-imitation, even in her dress, which is simple but unaffected. She
-plays most divinely on the fiddle. Her genius for music is sublime and
-universal. She holds the fiddle like a man, and produces music in all
-its genuine charms, raising the soul into the finest affections.
-
-An aunt and sister of Sir Harry Bingley's were also much at
-Munster-house. Miss Bingley was of the same age with Lady Eliza: to
-the charms of a regular beauty she joins all those of a cultivated
-mind, together with a disposition replete with candor, and a turn for
-ridicule; two things rarely joined together--as a calm dispassionate
-love of truth, with a disposition to examine carefully, and judge
-impartially, with a love of diverting one's self at other people's
-expense, seldom meet together in the same mind. Mrs Dorothea Bingley is
-a maiden lady of fifty, possessed of a large independent fortune, which
-she proposes to bestow on her niece. She was in her youth very handsome:
-but having lived all her life in the country, she derived all her ideas
-of love from the heroic romance. To talk to her of love was a capital
-offence. Her rigour must be melted by the blood of giants, necromancers,
-and paynim knights. She expected, that, for her sake, they would retire
-to desarts, mourn her cruelty, _subsist_ on _nothing_, and make light
-of scampering over impassable mountains, and riding through unfordable
-rivers, without recollecting, that, while the imagination of the lover
-is linked to this _muddy vesture of decay_, she must now and then
-condescend to partake of the carnality of the vivres of the shambles.
-
-Those of the other sex who were mostly at Munster-house, were, Lord
-Darnley, Sir Harry Bingley, Sir James Mordaunt, etc. etc. etc. Great
-marriages had been proposed to Lady Frances; but she had ceased long
-to be importuned on that head. When Lord Munster was of age she gave a
-splendid entertainment to the neighbourhood, which finished with a ball.
-The day after she shewed her nephew the state of her affairs, when she
-succeeded to the estate: and that, exclusive of the buildings, etc. etc.
-she had already doubled it: that the perpetual burdens she had entailed
-on it, did not amount to one quarter of the advanced rents, which would
-continue to encrease: that she had put aside for Lady Eliza's fortune
-fifty thousand pounds, and an equivalent sum for herself, and then
-with great pleasure resigned the remainder to his Lordship, who she
-was happy to find so worthy of filling the place of his ancestors. She
-at the same time acquainted him with her motives for concealing her
-intentions in his favor, and that, had she seen him addicted to any
-irregularities, she would not have assigned over the property so soon
-to him--as the law of this country does not interfere like that of
-France, where, if a person, before he attains the age of twenty-five,
-wastes his fortune by anticipation, or other means, and is in a fair
-way of ruining himself, and, perhaps, his family; the government
-interposes: guardians of his estate are appointed, and his person may
-be detained in custody till he arrives at that age; but _there_ the
-jurisdiction stops. The acknowledgments of Lord Munster are easier to
-be conceived, than expressed--he concluded by saying, 'he hoped Lady
-Frances would always consider Munster-house as still her own, and make
-it her principle residence!' She smiled, and looking to Lord Darnley,
-said, 'Having my lord performed my duty to this family; it is now in my
-power to make myself happy by conforming to your wishes--Sixteen years
-ago, I had singly an engagement to fulfil; but I have now a breach of
-it to repair.' Lord Darnley's joy may easily be supposed great on this
-occasion, who had maintained for Lady Frances, for so long a time, an
-uninterrupted attachment.--They were married a few days afterwards.
-Never did Phoebus gild a more auspicious day; never did Cupid inspire
-two lovers with a higher sense of each other's merit; and never did
-Hymen light his torch with a greater complacency, than to reward that
-constancy which remained invincible in Lord Darnley, without even being
-supported by hope.
-
-The part Lady Darnley performed would have been difficult for another;
-but the club which a man of ordinary size could but lift, was but a
-walking-stick to Hercules.
-
-No one enjoyed this wedding more than Mrs Dorothea Bingley. A sixteen
-years courtship corresponded entirely with her ideas of the right and
-fitness of things. She harangued her niece and Lady Eliza on this
-subject, telling them that Lady Darnley is the only woman she knows
-in this degenerate age, that has acted up to the propriety of the
-ancients--that she respected the sublimity of her ideas. She was very
-desirous of her niece's marrying a Mr Bennet, because he made love
-in heroics, was inebriated in his science, and thought all the world
-considered him as a Phoenix of wit. Miss Bingley would often reason with
-her aunt on this subject? 'Of what use in the world (said she) is an
-erudition so savage, and so full of presumption?'
-
- One moral, or a mere well-natur'd deed,
- Does all desert in sciences exceed.'
-
- SHEFFIELD
-
-But Mrs Dorothea always insisted that he was a classical scholar, and
-a fine gentleman! The niece declared he was a Pagan, and ought to have
-lived two centuries ago, as he spoke a language she did not understand!
-'He may be learned (said she) but he has no passion!'
-
-'No passion (replied Mrs Dorothea) how comes he then to write such fine
-letters?'
-
-'The fine letters (replied Miss Bingley) show memory and fancy, but no
-sensations of _the heart_! lovers who make use of extravagant tropes
-are reduced to that expedient, to supply the defect of passion by the
-deceitful counterfeit of hyperbolical language. The passions of _the
-heart_ depend not on the deductions of _the understanding_--but it
-was necessary he should have a _Corinna_, because Ovid had _one_; and
-he makes me inconstant, although I never gave him any encouragement,
-because Gallus's favourite run away with a soldier. He seems to be
-intimately acquainted with the history of Cupid and Venus, but knows
-nothing _of love_: and would be sooner applauded for writing a good
-elegy, than have his mistress smile on him.'
-
-Mrs Dorothea told her, that she was exceedingly perverse, but she would
-give her leave _to talk_, as she had the power _to do_.
-
-Miss Bingley said, 'Since Mr Bennet was so much in her good graces, she
-made no doubt but he would pay her his homage, on the smallest hint,
-would transfer his affections--as the foundation of his passion was _the
-same_ for _both_, built on that of her _mansion_, would _grow_ with her
-_trees_ and _increase_ with her _estate_----Increase, you know, my dear
-aunt, is the end of marriage; and your fortune is better than Medea's
-charm, for that only made an old man young again; but your riches will
-make a young man enamoured of an old woman! He will swear you are not
-only wiser than Minerva, but fairer than the Paphian queen! Though you
-are old, your trees are green; and though you have lost the roses in
-your cheeks, there are great plenty of them on your pleasure-grounds.'
-
-Mrs Dorothea with great good-humour laughed at her niece's sallies,
-saying, 'You remember what Martial says;
-
- 'Fain would kind Paula wed me if she could:
- I won't, she's old; if older yet, I would.'
-
-'But seriously, niece (said she) you will never make a choice that I
-shall so much approve of--he has so much wit.'
-
-Miss Bingley replied, that all the credit he has for wit is owing to
-the gratification he gives to others ill-nature: and said she would be
-very happy to accommodate herself to her aunt's wishes; but was not upon
-such a religious strain, and so desirous of canonization hereafter (if
-sufferings can make a saint) as to marry a man of his character, that
-she might have her mortifications and punishments in this life: but
-at the same time would faithfully promise never to marry any man she
-disapproved of.
-
-There were great rejoicings for some weeks at Munster-house:--at which
-time Lord and Lady Darnley set out for their estate in Dorsetshire,
-and Lady Eliza accompanied Lord Munster to London. As a correspondence
-commenced at this period between the parties I have already introduced
-to the reader, the sequel of this history will appear from their
-letters. I shall only observe, that Lord Munster's figure was remarkably
-agreeable, his address engaging; he first attracted, and then commanded
-the admiration of all who knew him. On the slightest acquaintance with
-him, a most exact regard to all the proprieties and decencies of life
-were observable in his conduct; and such an evident desire to oblige,
-and to make all about him easy, as became a good mind and a liberal
-education. An agreeable chearfulness made his conversation as lively
-and agreeable as it was useful and instructing. But the discerning eye
-of friendship could discover that he was not happy, and that delicacy
-to the feelings of his friends restrained him from giving way to an
-uneasiness, which it was too apparent he laboured under. His general
-behaviour bore the genuine stamp of true politeness, the result of an
-overflowing humanity and benevolence of heart. Such qualities very
-justly and forcibly recommend, lying obvious to almost every observer;
-but to the more discerning, a nearer view of him quickly discovered
-endowments far above the common standard. He had, in truth, endowments
-of mind to have honored any station.
-
-As Lady Darnley's breast glowed with that exalted fervent charity
-which embraces the wide extended interests of men, of communities,
-of the species itself; it is easy to conceive how her heart exulted
-at finding her nephew so deserving of all she had done for him. But
-though she felt the greatest satisfaction at his being so conformable
-to her wishes, and his fortune so adequate to his beneficence; the same
-sensibility rendered her wretched for the evident melancholy in which
-he was plunged. Her social affections ever awake, even on those whose
-objects lie beyond the nearer ties of nature, on many occasions gave
-her most painful sympathetic feelings; so deeply was she interested in
-the fortunes of all with whom she had any connection. How then must
-she mourn to observe, that, notwithstanding the possession of every
-advantage of person and wealth, her nephew was miserable!--If men
-would but consider how many things there are that riches cannot buy,
-they would not be so fond of them--for all the outward advantages Lord
-Munster had, were, to a man in his situation of mind, _landscapes_
-before a _blind man_, or _music_ to one that _is deaf_.
-
-Delicacy kept Lady Darnley from interrogating her nephew on the subject
-of his grief; sensible that the remotest desire _from her_, must amount
-to a command _to him_. She only, at parting, insinuated the happiness
-it would afford her to see him ally himself suitably to some lady of
-merit: and, as Lady Eliza was to accompany him to town, requested him to
-moderate her liveliness, and to be a careful observer of her conduct.
-
-'I never see (said she) a single man, who hath passed middle age in
-celibacy, where no particular security arises from his profession or
-character; but I think I see an unsafe subject, and a very dangerous
-instrument for any mischief that his _own_ parts may _inspire_,
-or _other men's_ may _prompt him_ to: As to other achievements of
-virtue, a distinction _ought_, I think, to be _made_; because, in
-common acceptation, there is a variety of things which pass under that
-name, and are generally applauded, which, properly estimated, would
-not _deserve it_. A regard to posterity hath carried arms, arts, and
-literature, further than any other motive ever did or could. Who is so
-likely to be influenced by this regard as they who are to leave behind
-them the darling pledges of their affection, in whom they hope to have
-their names continued, and all the fruits of their study, toil, and
-exploits, abiding and permanent?' Lord Munster assured the Countess,
-that he would ever think it his glory to conform to her wishes in ever
-respect.
-
-
- END OF THE FIRST VOLUME
-
-
-
-
- VOLUME II
-
-
-Soon after Lord Munster's arrival in London, he wrote Lady Darnley the
-following letter.
-
- From the Earl of Munster to the
- Countess of Darnley.
-
- 'My Dear Aunt,
-
- Over powered as I am with a weight of obligations, I should think
- myself highly wanting to my own feelings, were I in any one instance
- in my future life to leave you dubious of my gratitude, or the earnest
- desire I have of conforming to your wishes.
-
- You have, my dear Madam, expressed your desire I should marry;
- but that, my dear aunt, is impossible at present. But I revere that
- state: men who laugh at a serious engagement, have never known the
- allurements of modesty when blended with affability; nor felt the
- power of beauty, when innocence has increased its force. This has been
- my case, and my heart is already a prey to a hopeless passion. But it
- is necessary to carry you back some years, in order to give a recital
- of its commencement.
-
- The amiable character of Mr Vanhagen, my landlord at Rotterdam, you
- are already acquainted with: his humanity and benevolence inspired me
- with the greatest respect. The advantages his countrymen have over us,
- are their industry, vigilance, and wariness: But they in general exert
- them to excess, by which means they turn their virtues into vices.
- Their industry becomes rapine, their vigilance fraud, their wariness
- cunning. But my worthy landlord possessed all the virtues.
-
- He had in the early part of his life resided much at Venice, and
- brought from thence the economy and frugality which distinguish them
- in their private families, their temperance, their inviolable secrecy
- of public and private affairs, and a certain steadiness and serenity
- to which the English are supposed to be utter strangers. His long
- residence there, made him well known to the duchess de Salis, whose
- distant relation he had married.
-
- This lady had resided some years at Rotterdam with her family.
- She was only daughter to the Count de Trevier, was heiress to a
- large fortune, and possessed exquisite beauty, good-sense, and
- every accomplishment that was likely to preserve and to improve the
- authority beauty gives to make it _indefectible_ and _interminable_.
- But the duke, her husband, unfortunately was soon satiated with the
- regularity of her virtues: His affections could not long be preserved
- by a woman of her amiable undisguised character. When custom had taken
- off the edge from his passion, he endeavoured to rouse his torpid
- mind by a change of object. That vivacity which the tender passions
- impart to pleasure, was a powerful incentive for him to indulge them.
- His heart found fresh delight in gallantry, to which he was naturally
- prone: a dangerous delight, which, habituating the mind to the most
- lively transports, gives it a distaste to all moderate and temperate
- enjoyments: from thence forward the innocent and tranquil joys which
- nature offers, lose all their relish. His sophisticated mind made him
- blind to the merit of his wife, who loved him tenderly.--She felt most
- severely his neglect, and contracted insensibly a settled melancholy,
- which served the more effectually to alienate his affections from
- her. She became miserable:--and no temper can be so invincibly good
- as to hold out against the siege of constant slights and neglects.
- Misfortunes she had strength of mind to support, and death she could
- have encountered with greater resolution than the displeasure and
- peevishness of the man she loved. Wherever there is love, there is a
- degree of fear--we are naturally afraid of offending, or of doing any
- thing which may lessen us in the esteem of an object that is dear to
- us: and if we are conscious of any act by which we may have incurred
- displeasure, we are impatient and miserable, till, by intreaties and
- tokens of submission, we have expiated the offence and are restored to
- favor.
-
- By the duchess's earnest solicitude to please, she destroyed her
- own purpose, and her obedience, like water flung upon a raging fire,
- only inflamed her husband's follies; and therefore, when he was in
- an ill humour, the duke vented his range on her. He did not care
- _how_ often _he quarrelled_ with, or, to speak more properly, how
- often he _insulted_ her; for that could not be called a quarrel
- wherein she acted no part but _that of suffering_. But though his
- displeasure was grievous to her, yet she could bear it better than
- his indifference--for resentment argues some degree of regard. But
- whilst she was breaking her heart for him, he passed his time in
- gallantry--though his affections were always the satire of a woman's
- virtue--the ruin of a woman's reputation.
-
- A favourite mistress, by pursuing a different plan from that of the
- duchess, secured his affections. She kept alive his ardour by her
- caprices. _Affectation_ always exceeds the _reality_. But is not the
- extravagance of some men's fancy to be pitied, who lodge all their
- passions in a mistress, a dog, or a horse, which but in general do
- them no service but what they are prompted to through necessity or
- instinct? Art and cunning are _unknown_ to a woman of virtue, whose
- conduct is determined by her principles, whose anxiety alone is
- excited by affection.
-
- After five years, in which the duchess had a son and a daughter, and
- in which she had experienced many of the _vexations_, but few of the
- _satisfactions_ of a married state; the duke left her, and resided
- entirely in Paris with his mistress. She retired to the country, to
- a family-seat of her father's, and devoted her time entirely to the
- education of her children, and that of a young lady (of great beauty
- and fortune) whose mother with her last breath bequeathed to her care.
-
- She from time to time wrote the duke letters, expressing great
- resignation, and such a tenderness for him as she thought might have
- power to touch his heart. "I am obedient to your wishes," said she, "I
- will not urge, with one unwelcome word, this unkindness--I'll conceal
- it--If your heart has made a choice more worthy, I forgive it--pursue
- your pleasures--drive without a rein your passions--I am the mistress
- of my own mind, that shall not mutiny--If I retrieve you, I shall be
- thankful--If not, you _are_ and must be still _my lord_."
-
- To letters such as these she never received any answer! as the
- charms of a woman's eloquence never have any force, when those of her
- person are expired (in the eyes of her lover I mean): it might be
- perhaps as easy to persuade a man to dance, who had lost the use of
- his limbs.
-
- I shall pass over the first ten years of her retirement, as they
- furnish nothing more than the unwearied attentions she took in
- employing every means for the instruction of her son, daughter, and
- ward. I shall only observe, that the regularity of her conduct gained
- her the esteem of every one. She was a friend to virtue under any
- denomination, and an enemy to vice under any colour. She established
- an institution for the provision of the infirm and destitute. This
- was constructed on that wise and excellent plan, that excludes the
- undeserving from participating in the charity, and extends only
- to those who, from their real necessities, are proper objects of
- benevolence.--At that period she was advised to take her son to
- the capital. But she wisely considered that the education which
- commonly attends high birth or great fortune, very often corrupts or
- sophisticates nature; whilst in those of the middle state she remains
- unmixed and unaltered. I have somewhere read; _Jamais les grandes
- passions et les grandes vertus ne sont nées, & ne se sont nourries que
- dans le silence & la retrait. L'homme en societé perd tous ses traits
- distinctifs: ce n'est plus qu' une froide copie de ce qui l'environne.
- Voilà pour quelle raison on nous accuse de manquer de caractere:
- nous ne vivons pas assez avec nous-mêmes, & nous empruntons trop des
- autres_.
-
- The duchess procured for her son's tutor, a very respectable man,
- who was at the utmost pains in forming his morals, and improving his
- understanding; while so many of the degenerate nobility in great
- cities are trifling away their time and their fortunes, in idle
- dissipations, in sensual enjoyments, or irrational diversions, and
- making mere amusement the great business of their lives. Happiness
- and merit are the result, not so much of truth and knowledge, as
- of attaining integrity and moderation. Many ridiculed the duchess's
- plan of education, of debarring herself from those pleasures and
- enjoyments her youth, rank, and beauty so well intitled her to: But
- she often observed it would be the height of imbecility to judge of
- her felicity by the imagination of others; considering nothing under
- the title of happiness, but what she wished to be in the possession
- of, or what was the result of her own voluntary choice. Women of the
- world counteract their intention, in so assiduously courting pleasure,
- as it only makes it fly further from them. They will not understand,
- that pleasure is to be purchased, and that industry is the price of
- it; to reject the one, is to renounce the other. They are to learn
- that pleasure, which they idolize, must now and then be _quitted_ in
- order to be _regained_. They have tried in vain to perpetuate it,
- by attempting variety and refinement. Their fertile invention has
- multiplied the objects of amusement, and created new ones every day,
- without making any real acquisition. All these fantastic pleasures,
- which are founded on variety, make no lasting impressions on the mind;
- they only serve to prove the impossibility of permanent happiness, of
- which some women entertain _chimerical expectations_: but the duchess
- was too rational to make amusement her principal object. A woman that
- is hurried away by a fondness for it, is, generally speaking, a very
- useless member of the community: A party of pleasure will make her
- forget every connection: and she is often sick without knowing _where_
- her complaint _lies_, because she has nothing _to do_, and is tired of
- being _well_.
-
- The duchess had loved her husband passionately. If any person had a
- desire of ingratiating themselves with her, they had only to begin by
- him: To praise, to please, or admire him, opened to them a reception
- in her heart. But our best virtues, when pushed to a certain degree,
- are on the point of becoming vices: She soon found she was to blame,
- in dedicating herself too fondly even to this beloved object. She
- exhausted her whole sensibility on him, and in proportion to the
- strength of her attachment, was the mortification she endured in being
- abandoned by him. But had not even this been her fate, the extravagant
- excesses of passion are but too generally followed by an intolerable
- langour. The woman who wishes to preserve her husband's affection,
- should be careful to conceal from him the extent of _hers_: there
- should be always something left for him to expect. Fancy governs
- mankind: and when the imagination is cloyed, reason is a slave to
- caprice.
-
- Women do not want judgment to determine, penetration to foresee, nor
- resolution to execute; and Providence has not given them beauty to
- create love, without understanding to preserve it. The pleasures of
- which they are susceptible, are proportioned to the capacity and just
- extent of their feelings. They are not made for those raptures which
- transport them beyond themselves: these are a kind of convulsions,
- which can never last. But there are infinite numbers of pleasures,
- which, though they make slighter impressions, are nevertheless more
- valuable. These are renewed every day under different forms, and
- instead of excluding each other, unite together in happy concert,
- producing that temperate glow of mind which preserves it vigorous,
- and keeps it in a delightful equanimity. How much are those of the
- fair-sex to be pitied who are insensible to such attainments, and who
- look upon life as gloomy, which is exempt from the agitation of unruly
- passions! As such prepossessions deprive them of pleasures which are
- much preferable to those which arise from dangerous attachments, the
- duchess knew how to make choice of her amusements, and _improved_ her
- _understanding_ at the same time that she _gratified_ her _feelings_.
- Life to those who know how to make a proper use of it, is strewed
- with delights of every kind, which, in their turn, flatter the senses
- and the mind; but the latter is never so agreeably engaged as in the
- conversation of intelligent persons, who are capable of conveying both
- instruction and entertainment. The duchess preferred the conversation
- of _such_, to _men of the world_; being sensible she had every thing
- _to gain_ on _one side_, and every thing _to lose_ on _the other_.
-
- The Baron de Luce resided in the same part of the country. He was a
- man of great gallantry, wit, and humour. He judged it impossible that
- a woman in the bloom of beauty, possessed of the united advantages
- resulting from rank, riches, and youth, should retire to an obscure
- part of the world, and sequester herself from (what he judged) the
- pleasures of life, without being _compelled_ by her husband or
- _prompted_ by some secret inclination which she wished to conceal.
- Determined to unravel this mystery, and to amuse himself during the
- time he staid in the neighbourhood, he tried to insinuate himself into
- her good opinion--but without giving any offence she avoided entering
- into his plans. He still persisted in his intentions, judging, as he
- wrote well, the duchess would be glad to enter into a correspondence;
- but he found nothing in the reception she gave him that was for
- his purpose, _to embellish the history of his amours_. But what he
- undertook at first from vanity, became at last sufficient punishment
- for him. The more he saw of her conduct the more his respect
- increased, but which instead of making him relinquish his _intentions_
- (from a conviction of the inefficacy of the pursuit) made him persist
- _in them_, as he _then felt_ the passion which at _first he feigned_.
-
- The duchess knew the predicament on which she stood; but as _the
- hatred_ of men of a certain character is _less_ pernicious than _their
- love_, she gave orders never to admit him into her presence. The good
- or bad reputation of women depends not so much upon the propriety of
- their own conduct, as it does upon a lucky or unlucky combination
- of circumstances in certain situations. Some men calumniate them
- for no other reason, but because they are in love with them. They
- revenge themselves upon them for the want of that merit which renders
- them despicable in their eyes. This was the case with the Baron; he
- insinuated there were reasons which he knew that rendered it highly
- proper for the duchess to live in the manner _she did_, speaking
- in a _style_ which conveyed more than met the ear! The people he
- addressed greedily listened to what seemed to bring the duchess more
- on a footing with themselves; a thousand stories were circulated to
- her prejudice (though innocence itself): Thus if there be but the
- least foundation for slander, some people believe themselves fully
- authorized to publish whatever malice _dares invent_. But there are
- no enemies more dangerous to the reputation of women, than lovers
- that cannot gain the reciprocal affection of their mistresses. These
- reports were confirmed from another cause--A lady of fortune in the
- neighbourhood became much attached to a man who resided with the
- duchess as her son's tutor; he was ingenuous, sensible, and much
- respected. She offered him her hand, and as she possessed a handsome
- fortune could not conceive how he could decline that happiness. As
- he was constantly at home, agreeable to the stories that had been
- circulated, she concluded at once (and then affirmed) he was a
- favourite of the duchess.
-
- Self-love is of the nature of the polypus; though you sever her
- branches or arms, and even divide her trunk, yet she finds means to
- reproduce herself. In consequence of the information the duke received
- from this lady, who wrote to him in the character of an anonymous
- friend, he left Paris and his mistress abruptly; and, to the great
- surprise of his wife, came to--. He accosted her in a distant, but
- respectful manner.--Nothing gives so sharp a point to one's aversion
- as good-breeding--The duchess, unconscious of having given him any
- occasion of offence, was highly delighted at his return, flattering
- herself with a return of his affection. And as she considered him the
- aggressor, received him graciously, insisting that no mention should
- be made of past transactions; assuring him that she still retained
- the same love for him, and as she regarded him as the first of human
- beings, had perhaps been too sanguine in expecting his constancy,
- as so many temptations must occur from his superiority to the rest
- of mankind. She thought he was but too amiable--that his very vices
- had charms beyond other men's _virtues_. Adding that (grievous as
- his neglect had been to her) yet she had never done anything that
- could reflect upon his honor! He heard her in a sullen humour;
- his inclinations _were revived_ by remarking, that time, instead
- of _diminishing_, had _added to her charms_: this increased his
- resentment, and he answered, that the worst a bad woman can do, is to
- make herself ridiculous; it is on herself only that she can entail
- infamy--but men of honor have a degree of it to maintain, superior to
- that which is in a woman's keeping. Had she had a mind to retaliate,
- she might easily have said, that a man of honor and virtue which, in
- themselves indeed, are always inseparably connected, are but too often
- separated in the absurd and extravagant opinions of mankind. For what
- a strange perversion of reason is it, to call a person a man of honor
- who has scarcely a grain of virtue! She only observed, we are indeed
- civilized into brutes; and a false idea of honor has almost reduced us
- into Hob's first state of nature, by making us barbarous. Honor now is
- no more than an imaginary being, worshipped by men of _the world_, to
- which they frequently offer human sacrifices. He told her she needed
- not _be troubled for her minion_: and retiring to rest, left her quite
- at a loss to account for his conduct.
-
- It is not sufficient we know our own innocence; it is necessary, for
- a woman's happiness, not to be suspected.
-
- For unfortunately after she has been once censured (however falsely)
- she must expect the envenomed shafts of malice ever ready to be let
- fly at her, and that in the transaction of any affairs that will admit
- of two interpretations (to avoid the worst, and enjoy an unblemished
- reputation). It is not enough to govern herself with propriety, there
- must be nothing that will carry two interpretations in the _accidents
- of her life_: A woman must therefore be necessarily always guilty,
- when innocence has need of many justifications. Happy are those who
- are not exposed to such inconveniences!
-
- The Duke most injudiciously next morning publicly dismissed the
- object of his jealousy, and, by his want of prudence, confirmed every
- thing that had been falsely alledged against his innocent wife, who
- continued ignorant of it for some months.
-
- When acquainted with it--The less ground she saw for the reports
- against her honor, the more courage and greater resolution she had
- to condemn them. She thought herself unfortunate to have lost the
- merit of her innocence by scandalous reports which she thanked Heaven
- she had not incurred by her guilt: and was so far from slighting the
- probabilities that might confirm opinions founded against her, that
- she by no means thought herself in the same situation with others,
- who had never _been contemned_, and that consequently she was not at
- liberty to act on some occasions as _they might do_.
-
- How many women _err_ from the obstinacy of people in defaming
- them--they give up the point, despairing of success in conciliating
- the esteem of a world who never _retract censure_--It is not with
- detraction as it is with other things that displease by repetition:
- Stories that have been told a thousand times, are still new when
- revived to the prejudice of another. The duchess bore all these
- calumnies with patience, _which_ was never yet a _solitary virtue_:
- like an angler she endeavoured to humour the duke's waywardness,
- flattering herself that her study to please would conquer his
- disagreeable temper; and that if she could not become a pleasing wife,
- she might at least be thought an agreeable companion, a serviceable
- friend. Hope was the only blessing left us, when Pandora's fatal box
- let out all the numberless evils which infest these sublunary regions.
- But she was at last obliged to resign all ideas of submitting longer
- to his caprices. He became jealous even of his menial servants; and
- she could speak to no man without incurring his suspicions; which
- produced to her the most mortifying scenes. Like that conqueror of
- China, who forced his subjects into a general revolt, because he
- wanted to oblige them to cut their hair and their nails, he reduced
- her to form the resolution of leaving him, because (as he represented
- it) _he had dismissed a servant_. But it was in reality his temper
- and abuse that occasioned it--and when she was under the necessity of
- taking that step, she rather let the world judge amiss of her, than
- justify herself at her husband's expense. No condescensions on her
- part could affect _him_, as daily experience convinced her, that from
- a consciousness of the part he _himself had acted_, he could never
- _love her_. Are there not many occasions in life in which it would be
- reasonable to say, _I conjure you to forget and forgive the injury you
- have done me_?
-
- They at last parted amicably: she came to Rotterdam with her family,
- and there I contracted an intimacy with her son, who was an amiable
- young man about my own age. There I first beheld the lovely Adelaude,
- Countess de Sons, the duchess's ward: the first time I saw _her_,
- and the charming Julia, I know I had _a heart_; until then I was
- insensible--These young ladies were instructed in all the arts of
- Minerva; Julia was skilled in music; but the countess's voice was,
- accompanied with the lyre, more moving than that of Orpheus. Her hair
- hung waving in the wind without any ornament, which the duchess had
- taught her to despise: her motions were all perfectly easy, her smiles
- enchanting! Without dress she had beauty, unconscious of any, and
- thus were heightened all her charms.
-
- The marquis enquired what I thought of his sister, and her fair
- friend? I answered, "They were charming," and asked if it was
- possible he had resisted the charms of the beautiful countess? He
- replied, "I will own to you, my dear friend, I have not: Adelaude
- is formed for love; my heart is naturally susceptible; she has been
- my constant companion: he must be something more, or something less
- than a man (a god or a devil) who hath escaped, or who can resist
- love's empire.--The gods of the heathens could not; Jupiter, Mars,
- Mercury, Apollo, their amours are as famous as their names: so that
- sturdiness in human nature, where it is found, which can resist,
- argues plainly how much the devil is wrought up in the composition.
- But if my sensibility had not been so great, yet so many opportunities
- she has had to engage my affections, could not fail of rivetting
- me her's for ever," "You are beloved then" said I hastily. "Yes,"
- replied he, "Adelaude calls me her dearest brother; but entertains
- no ideas beyond that relation; and I am fearful of letting her know
- the extent of my sentiments, lest it should render her constrained in
- her manner to me; and the charming _naiveté_ of her behaviour forms
- the charms of my life! The marks of that innocent affection, which
- first attached me to her, have hitherto been looked upon as a childish
- play: and as no one has troubled their head about the consequences of
- it, I have taken care to profit by the liberty allowed me.--You make
- me no answer!--Wherefore this gloomy silence, your dejected air, and
- languishing looks?" I pretended an indisposition, and left him under
- the greatest oppressure of spirits; I loved, I adored the charming
- Countess! judge then of the horror of my situation.--
-
- How many sacrifices could I not willingly have made to friendship!
- My passion I thought was indeed the only one I could not make: how was
- it possible I should? but convinced of the happiness of my rival, what
- did I not suffer? I saw a pair of happy lovers, suited to each other;
- I thought it would be safe to alienate her affections; and considered
- myself only in the light of a dependent on your bounty: in such a
- situation, had my friend been uninterested, could I hazard addressing
- a young lady of the countess's rank and fortune? I became melancholy
- and _distrait_. Many people, and particularly those who have no idea
- of that delicacy of passion peculiar to susceptible minds, looked on
- me as a particular kind of a young man. To please such persons, I
- must have devoted my time to them: you will easily conceive then, I
- could well enough bear the want of their good opinion. Such become the
- artificers of their own misfortunes, by the false idea they form of
- pleasure, and they philtre (if I may use the term) their own sorrows.
-
- It was what is called pleasure, that sunk into ruin the ancient
- states of Greece; that destroyed the Romans, that overturns cities;
- that corrupts courts; that exhausts the fortunes of the great; that
- consumes youth; that has a retinue composed of satiety, indigence,
- sickness, and death. But _my passion_, as much as a _dislike_ to
- their _manner of life_, secured me from _their dissipations_. The
- constant endeavours I used to suppress an inclination I could not
- overcome, had a fatal effect on my constitution--I was threatened
- with a consumption!--This I carefully concealed, lest your kindness
- should have urged my removal from a place, which I could not determine
- to quit: though I carefully avoided the sight of those who were
- interesting to me in it.
-
- At this time the marquis received a peremptory command to rejoin
- his father. He came to me in the greatest distress: "How", said he,
- "can I resolve to leave the countess?--She is now beautiful as an
- angel, exclusive of her immense fortune; to remain single cannot
- possibly be long in her power, for her beauty must necessarily strike
- every eye, and charm every heart. But I will go and unburthen myself
- to my father; her riches and rank will insure his approbation. You,
- my friend, alone are acquainted with the secret of my heart. See
- the lovely Adelaude often; to you I confide the secrets of my soul.
- Farewel."
-
- The marquis set out, and soon informed me that his father would not
- yet hear of his marriage, and had insisted on his immediately joining
- a regiment in which he had procured him a command: It was in time of
- war; his honor at stake, and love was subordinate to his glory. The
- susceptible mind is capable of enjoying a thousand exquisite delights
- to which those are strangers, whose pleasures are less refined; but
- what chagrin, what regret, what pain does not so delicate a passion
- bring on the heart that entertains it? _Quand on est né trop tendre,
- on ne doit pas aimer_, says some French author. But the sufferings
- of my friend could not equal mine; the object of my passion being
- daily before my eyes heightened my inquietude. The general characters
- of men, I am apt to believe, are determined by their natural
- constitutions, as their particular actions are by their immediate
- objects. The innocent marks of partiality she honored me with, made me
- in constant fears of acting dishonorably to the marquis. The duchess
- fell soon after into a languishing illness, which in a short time put
- a period to her life: The duke came, but _too late_, to receive her
- last breath. He at first appeared inconsolable for her death; but
- his grief insensibly decreased, and softened into that mournful and
- tender regard, which a sense of her merit, and his own unkindness
- to her, could not fail of exacting from him. Disgusted at an union,
- which had caused him (from his own errors) so much uneasiness, he
- formed a resolution carefully to avoid entering again into a similar
- engagement. But he saw every day before him the lovely Adelaude: he
- loved her; it was perhaps impossible for him to do otherwise. He
- declared his passion; but was rejected: The countess told him her
- affections were engaged! Next day I received the following letter.
-
- From the Countess de Sons to the Earl of Munster.
-
- My Lord,
-
- I am well aware of the delicacy which prescribes certain
- observances to our sex. But there is no rule in life which must not
- vary with circumstances. Come to me this evening: Julia will be with
- me--Adieu.
-
- ADELAUDE de SONS.
-
- I went--Abashed at the step she had taken, the cheeks of the lovely
- Adelaude glowed with the most lovely red; her eyes sparkled with
- the brightest lustre; while the loves and graces hovered around her
- charming form, and fluttered on her breast--Love, almighty love,
- preceded her steps, when she approached me. Heavens! how quick my
- heart beat at that instant with pleasing hope! I endeavoured to speak
- to her, but hesitated and trembled. After a few moments' expressive
- silence, I desired to know what commands she meant to honor me with?
- She was greatly confused, but at length told me the dilemma she was in
- from the declaration of the duke's passion. To support my politics, I
- began and talked of my friend.
-
- She told me that his partiality was no secret to her, although he
- had never disclosed it, but that she rejoiced at his absence, as it
- would enable him to triumph over a passion she could _not return_.
- Surprised at this declaration, I should have been wanting to myself
- not to improve it. But love only can give an idea of those pleasures
- we enjoyed in each other's company with reciprocal tenderness.
- But _it_ affords few sweets that are not dashed with a mixture of
- bitterness. Happy moments! how soon ye fled! a sad remembrance only of
- that delightful interval left behind. Ah no, it is impossible I should
- ever forget that day in which she first confessed those sentiments for
- me my heart had long divined, the assurance of which, nevertheless,
- gave me inexpressible transport. But when I reflected on my friend,
- and that of my depressed circumstances, it gave a sudden check to
- my joy. My sighs, my tears, made known to her the distress of my
- heart! I could only utter the name of _my friend_, and wrung my hands
- in despair. She soothed my uneasiness. "This is the fatal stroke I
- feared" said the gentle Adelaude; "this is what my foreboding heart
- presaged. But your interest does not interfere with his, for whom I
- never experienced any thing more but that of a _sisterly affection_."
-
- I then acquainted her with my dependent situation: that I should
- be hurt at allying her so unsuitably, though had I had the wealth of
- worlds it would have been hers. She told me her estate was sufficient
- to enrich me: that the duke talked of leaving Rotterdam; she dreaded
- being in the power of a man so impetuous, who would stick at nothing
- to gratify his passions; and that she would place herself under my
- protection. Infatuated I was, not to comply with her request! My
- friend's woes wounded me to the quick: false honor determined me to
- write and inform him of the state of the affair, previous to my
- taking advantage of her inclination for me. I wrote instantly to the
- marquis; but a few days after the duke set out for Italy with his
- family. The night before their departure I saw the countess. "Thou
- must go," said I, "and with thee all my joy, my happiness, my only
- hope--Go, and take with thee all my heart holds dear, all that is
- left for me is despair. Reason will resume its empire over love, and
- you will forget a poor unfortunate, who hath nothing to offer but the
- most pure and ardent affection; an affection in which consists all the
- happiness of his life."
-
- "Ah, my lord," said she, "forbear to speak a language so injurious
- to your merit and my sentiments. Can I cease to love you? Can I forget
- you? No! whilst my heart beats it will be yours, and yours only--I
- will preserve myself for you, and nothing can ever make me forgetful
- of the engagements I have made with you."
-
- The conflict of contending passions had tortured me so much, that
- I confess, I was rather relieved, when they set out, and when it was
- out of my power to have realized the charming scheme the countess had
- suggested to me. What forbearance did it not cost me? Nothing is more
- common than for men to declaim against those things which they are
- not in a capacity to enjoy: Diogenes said to Aristippus the courtier,
- as he passed him in his tub, "If you could content yourself, as I do,
- with _bread_ and _garlic_, you would not be the _slave_ of the King of
- Syracuse:" "Are you," replied Aristippus, "if you _knew_ how to _live
- with princes_, you would not make such _bad cheer_."
-
- Perhaps the circumstances of age, health, and fortune, vary the
- taste, and regulate the appetites of mankind more than reason and
- reflection.
-
- But everything conspired to render the sacrifice I had made a _great
- one_ to _friendship_. I soon received the following letter from Julia.
-
- "My Lord,
-
- The countess is so closely watched, that she cannot write. Would
- to God you had followed your inclinations! We are going to Sweden:
- follow us, if possible, and repair the error you have committed. I
- am fearful she will be constrained to choose another husband. Adieu.
-
- JULIA de VILLEROI."
-
- Upon the receipt of this letter I went to Sweden; but could hear no
- tidings of those I pursued. I became quite melancholy, and seldom went
- abroad, but could not refuse being introduced by the Baron de R---- to
- the Queen Dowager, who is an exalted character: she is sister to the
- reigning King of Prussia, is the avowed protectress of letters, and
- encourager of merit: and during her husband's life possessed an almost
- unlimited influence over affairs of state; but at present leads a more
- retired and secluded life. She is perfect mistress of Latin, as well
- as the modern languages.
-
- The present King of Sweden at the age of twenty-six changed the
- form of government, without blood or difficulty. Sweden can boast
- of her two Gustavus's, the first and second; nor are her Christina,
- or her Charles, unknown to fame. In what country is not the name of
- Peter celebrated, the greatest legislator that modern times have seen?
- Hearing no tidings of the duke's family, I made out my northern tour.
- In Denmark the sun of genius has not yet blazed from a throne, and
- shed a temporary lustre on the surrounding darkness; if we except
- the celebrated Margaret de Waldemar, to whom history has given the
- epithet of the _Semiramis_ of the north, who united under her reign
- all the kingdoms beneath the polar sky, Denmark, Norway, and Sweden.
- There are, however, two favourite monarchs of Danish story. The first
- of these was Christian IV, who was the opponent and competitor of
- Gustavus Adolphus, but with far inferior fame. The last was Frederic
- IV. This prince loved the arts, and made two visits to Italy, one
- previous to his ascending the throne, and one after it. During a
- carnival at Venice, he resided in that city, and in one evening is
- said to have won, at the card-table, a bank worth one hundred thousand
- pounds sterling, which he immediately presented to a noble Venetian
- lady, in whose house this happened, and whose whole fortunes were
- involved in this game of chance: All the company were in masque.
-
- I cannot omit mentioning the literary merit of the ladies in
- Denmark; which has already been taken notice of by Lord Molesworth,
- who says, that Tycho Brahe's sister, and especially Dorothea
- Engelerechtie, may contend with the famous poetesses of the ancients.
- The lady Brigetta Tot has translated Seneca the philosopher into the
- Danish tongue, with all the elegance any language is capable of, and
- has conspired with our ingenious countrywoman Miss Carter[27], to
- shew that the most rugged philosophy of the stoics must submit, when
- the fair-sex is pleased to conquer. But I forget who I am writing
- to--Thanks to your extensive reading--I have nothing to tell you that
- has been written and published before. I shall only observe, that I
- met with many ingenious men abroad who held the English cheap. I can
- account for this in no other way, than that they form their judgment
- of us only by the _philosophical transactions_. Absorbed in deep
- melancholy, on account of my ignorance of the fate of Countess de
- Sons, I went little into company, but applied myself constantly to
- study: I amused myself in painting; the cataract of the river Dahl
- is the subject of one of my pieces. The tremendous roar of these
- cataracts, which, when close, is superior to the loudest thunder; the
- vapours which rise incessantly from them, and even obscure them from
- the eye in many parts; the agitation of the river below for several
- hundred yards before it resumes its former tranquillity; and the
- sides covered with tall firs; form one of the most picturesque and
- astonishing scenes to be beheld in nature's volume.
-
- Wrapt up one day in the contemplation of this scene, Lord Ogilby
- whom I became acquainted with at Upsal, approached me under an
- apparent agitation of spirits. We lived much together, but I had
- observed him very absent, and missed him several evenings. My Lord,
- said he, near this place resides all that my soul holds dear: I am
- in love--in love, to a degree I never felt till now. I am myself
- astonished at it. But blame me not until you see the object of my
- affections. He said, that he had been charmed with a young woman's
- figure and beauty, and that she appeared to be possessed of the
- greatest modesty, prudence, and good humour. He finished his
- panegyric with saying, _how happy will that man be who first inspires
- her gentle heart with love_!
-
- I accompanied Lord Ogilby (who remained silent) for about a hundred
- yards, when we approached a cottage.
-
- A window being opened, he said to me, There, my Lord, you can see
- her without being observed. I looked, and beheld a most exquisite
- Beauty. She was of a fair complexion, had fine full blue languishing
- eyes, which sparked through the long lashes of their beautiful lids,
- and expressed, with the most innocent simplicity, all that an insipid
- coquet attempts in vain. When she perceived we looked at her, it
- heightened the vermilion on her cheeks, through the consciousness that
- they betrayed the extreme sensibility of her heart; and if even the
- rest of her person had not been equally engaging, yet the bewitching
- sweetness of her countenance alone would have intitled her to be
- ranked among the first class of pleasing Beauties.--A beautiful boy
- of about two years of age, whose hair flowed in natural ringlets like
- her own, was playing beside her while she was making some artificial
- flowers. Her dress was a brown camblet jacket and petticoat clasped at
- the breast.
-
- Upon perceiving us she arose, and received us with the greatest
- politeness--It was easy for us to conceive she had been accustomed
- to genteel life. She acquainted us that whatever honor we might do
- her in condescending to come into that poor cottage, yet she must for
- the future desire we would not repeat our visit. As it was entirely
- contrary to her plans, and to those views which determined her to
- retire to that place. There appeared in her a timid bashfulness;
- but as this seemed to proceed from the fear of _my friend_, who had
- been importunate lover, and was a proof of the purity of her heart
- instead of an awkwardness, it appeared a grace. Yes, I repeat it,
- this bashfulness appeared in her quite engaging; for as the shade in
- a beautiful picture, it served to set off the masterly strokes of the
- piece. Lord Ogilby assured her in my hearing, that he had no views but
- which were highly honourable, that if she would give him her hand he
- would make her his wife. "I am one of those, said he, who have ever
- despised the common prejudices of mankind, particularly in the affair
- of love. A fine person, a graceful carriage, an amiable disposition,
- are all the titles or wealth I should look for in a woman. You
- possess all these advantages, and to them add the greatest delicacy
- of sentiment--so many charms compensate for the want of those other
- qualifications the injustice of fortune has deprived you of."--"Hymen,
- my lord, answered she, can have no joys for me, and I am sure will
- never light his torch on my account; for I have fountains of tears
- which would soon extinguish it!" What was my surprise to discover
- this beautiful girl (for her age did not appear to exceed eighteen)
- so accomplished, that she could read the Iliad of Homer, the Georgics
- of Virgil, the inimitable Cervantes, and the plays of Terence, in the
- original languages, with great ease! She was a _Hebe_, with the head
- of a philosopher, the knowledge of a divine, accompanied with all the
- exterior accomplishments the most finished education could bestow.
- As we found her fond of reading, we carried her a book of periodical
- papers then just written at Vienna. The next time I saw her I inquired
- if she approved of it--she replied she was no judge; but that she
- apprehended humour in writing chiefly consists in an imitation of the
- foibles or absurdities of mankind; so our pleasure in this species of
- composition, arises from comparing the picture with the original in
- nature, which she had no opportunity of doing.
-
- In the works of our own countrymen we have frequent opportunities
- of making this comparison, as the originals are generally before us:
- But when we read the productions of foreigners, as their portraits are
- copied from manners with which we are not sufficiently acquainted,
- they must often appear forced and unnatural. There is a cast of
- humour, as well as of manners, peculiar to each country; and this
- is what makes every nation give the preference to its own humorous
- subjects. Nor is this preference ill founded, since the several
- drawings are made from originals widely different from each other; and
- as in portrait-painting, the value of the picture is enhanced by our
- connections with the person who sat for it; so here we must approve
- those pieces the originals of which we are best acquainted with. The
- language of humour is also in every country different from that used
- upon common occasions, which makes foreign satire an exotic of too
- delicate a nature to bear transplanting.
-
- I was not surprised at my friend's situation; nothing I _then_
- supposed could have secured my own heart from her attractions but its
- being pre-engaged. All the great heroes, the scripture worthies in
- particular, have had their _Delilah's_, to whose bewitching charms
- they have _one and all yielded_; reluctantly some, and fondly others;
- _these_ proving their wisdom, and _those_ their folly; since _there is
- no enchantment against beauty_, nor any thing it cannot enchant.
-
- But notwithstanding my predilection in her favor, prudence suggested
- to me that my friend's passion might hurry him into an improper
- connection. I therefore inquired particularly concerning this lovely
- woman. I found she had resided there fifteen months, having brought
- with her a maid, and the child whom we had seen: that soon after her
- arrival she had disposed of some valuable effects; and that she had
- employed herself since that period in making artificial flowers, which
- her maid carried to--and disposed of them: that it was with great
- pleasure they observed she was now much more cheerful than she had
- been at first. That she was very regular in her conduct; never saw any
- person, nor went abroad but for divine service or a little air and
- exercise. This account served only to increase my friend's passion. He
- left nothing unsaid, nothing undone, to convince her of his sincerity;
- but she remained inexorable! We were there one day; when I took the
- liberty of remonstrating with her on this subject: She was affected,
- and said, "My lord, you distress me greatly; but at once to relieve
- myself _from your_ friend's importunities, and to prove _to you_ how
- unavailable _his_ pursuit _is_, I must be reduced to the humiliating
- detail of _my sorrows_: then, pointing to the lovely boy, she added,
- that cherub calls me _mother_, although his cruel father has not given
- me the name _of wife_: let this, my lord, render you unsolicitous
- concerning me."
-
- Lord Ogilby, though struck at the intelligence, assured her, that
- she was infinitely superior in his eyes to women of the world, who
- vainly flatter themselves, that, while they appear _not_ to be
- conscious of their errors, mankind never discover _their follies_!
- that he respected her candour, he would be a father to her lovely
- boy, and, by his tender faithful attachment, atone for her former
- disappointment. She said every thing a sensible heart could feel on
- the sense she had of the honor he did in addressing her on such
- honorable terms, in the strange situation he found her in; but added,
- her heart might break, but that in breaking it must be the entire
- property of Sir Harry Bingley!
-
- I am very sensible, my lords, continued Miss Harris, that the
- foibles of those to whom we are indebted for our existence, though
- open to the attack of all the world beside, ought to be sacred to us.
- But it is incumbent on me to paint my father's character, in order to
- inform you of the origin of my misfortunes. He was the younger son of
- a family of distinction, had received every advantage of education,
- and had travelled all over the world; which he himself said had
- divested him of many narrow prejudices! But this was not sufficient
- for him--he must triumph over reason and nature. He was too wise to
- adopt the opinions of his fore-fathers, yet at the same time too
- indolent to establish any of his own; and as he lived without system,
- he made present convenience the rule of his conduct. His virtues
- consequently were _accidental_--but his vices _habitual_. A clergyman
- that kept him company countenanced _his errors_, and confirmed _my
- belief_, that religious duties were only an _imposition on the
- vulgar_. I am sure, my lord, you must agree with me in thinking that
- _immorality_ in a _clergyman_ is as unpardonable as _cowardice_ in
- a _soldier_. _One_ flies from the foes of his _king_ and _country_;
- the _other_ justifies the _enemies of his God_. My father married
- a young lady of large fortune. She had received a very religious
- education, and had too much sensibility not to be exceedingly wounded
- at his infidelity. He told her it was very well she thought as _she
- did_--that all capacities cannot command a sufficient degree of
- attention to pursue the intricacies of philosophical speculation;
- neither if they could, are they endowed with proper powers of
- perception to discern and judge for themselves. As these must
- necessarily be governed by prejudices, if you remove them, you leave
- such weak objects without any principle _whatever_.
-
- My mother answered, that the apostles were no _meta-physicians_: nor
- did their blessed master teach them any thing that should make them
- so. Wherefore she contented herself with their plain instructions,
- finding much more satisfaction from them than she did from any human
- writers, especially those who use so many and so nice distinctions,
- tending more to _puzzle_ than _enlighten_ the understanding, and
- having little effect upon the heart to make it better. It is to me, I
- own, (said she) no recommendation of any cause, that the abettors of
- it are obliged to have recourse to _abstruse terms_, and especially
- when they introduce such terms into any system that pretends to be
- Christian. I admire no scholastic phrases, or terms of art, when
- applied to a doctrine which is matter of revelation only; and wherein
- neither schools nor arts have any thing to say further, nor can say
- any thing more clearly or more certainly than what God hath said. I
- am far from commending any imposition upon men's judgment, or any
- dictating by one man what is to be believed by another! But here my
- father interrupted her; and, in a passion, made use of terms delicacy
- prevents a repetition of--adding, neither _man_ nor _woman_ should
- dictate or make a fool of him! That religion, etc. etc. varied in
- different countries, as he had often observed something in the
- climate, soil, or situation of _each_, which had great influence in
- establishing its particular mode of superstition. Thus in Syria they
- worship the sun, moon, and stars, as they live in a flat country,
- enjoying a constant serenity of sky; and the origin and progress of
- that error may be traced in a certain connection between those objects
- of worship considered physically, and their characters as divinities.
-
- Thus the pomp and magnificence with which the sun is worshipped
- in Syria, said he, and the human victims sacrificed to him, seem
- altogether to mark an awful reverence, paid rather to his power than
- to his beneficence, in a country where the violence of his heat is
- destructive to vegetation, as it is in many other respects very
- troublesome to the inhabitants. Superstition, since the world began,
- has consisted of every particular, which either people's _fears_ or
- their _follies_, either the _strength_ of their _imagination_, or
- the _weakness_ of their _judgment_, or the _design_ and _artifice_
- of their _leaders_, taught them to _embrace_, in order to please any
- being, or order of beings, superior to themselves, whom they made
- the objects of their religious regards. My mother answered, that the
- unbeliever changes nothing of the design of God, when he dares to
- rise up against him--He ever enters into his plan, where the evil
- concurs with the good, for the harmony of _this_ world, and the good
- of the _next_. I need not, my lords, tire you with an account of
- these particulars, further than to mark the difference of my parents
- characters--these arguments recurring often, in the end produced such
- contentions, that it impaired my mother's health--she died, and left
- me under the guidance of a father, _totally unfit_ for that _important
- trust_ He endeavoured to impress me with his sentiments of religion,
- etc. If I imbibed his ideas, could I be blamed for it? Is it not
- injurious and ridiculous to censure others for thinking in the same
- manner we ourselves should have done under the same circumstances?
- For if we do not consult our reason (which in matters of religion
- is prohibited us) the capacity and credulity of individuals are
- different, in consequence of their diversity of temperament,
- education, and experience. And it would be still more absurd to
- reprobate the rest of mankind, for not believing what we ourselves
- do _not_, nor can be made _to believe_. But to return to my father:
- About a year after my mother's death, when I was only eight years old,
- he set out for Italy, and returned home inebriated with a love for
- antiquity--He could sit all day in contemplation of a statue without a
- nose, and doated on the decays with greater love than the self-loved
- Narcissus did on his beauty. Sir Harry Bingley did me the honor to
- address me; but my father, on his first proposal, would not hear of
- it; he wished me to marry a brother antiquarian, who was desirous,
- among other pieces of age and time, to have one young face be seen to
- call him father. My lover told him, he would pray to Heaven to have
- merit or deserve me--He returned, "When your prayer is answered, renew
- your suit; but if you stay till then, you must have spectacles to see
- her beauty with." Had Sir Harry appeared to him like a Sibyl's son,
- or with a face rugged as father Nilus is pictured on the hangings, it
- would have been otherwise. But the qualities, which recommended him
- _to me_, produced the contrary effect on _my father_.
-
- Signor Crustino, whom he favored, had presented him with books,
- that he said were written before the Punic war; and some of Terence's
- hundred and fifty comedies that were lost in the Adriatic sea, when
- he returned from banishment.--There were powerful inducements--He
- commanded me to marry him: I expostulated, but without effect. Had
- Sir Harry Bingley been old in any thing, even in iniquity, I believe
- he would have shown him some respect. Had he not, said he, the
- indiscretion to betray weakness, even to myself? did not he mention
- that his _old_ rents produced one thousand a year; but that he had
- made _new_ leases, and doubled them; and by the sale of a gallery of
- pictures had paid his father's debts? O such preposterous folly! he
- values more his gold, than whatever Apelles or Phidias have invented!
- "What is more honorable than age?" said he: "Is not wisdom entailed
- on it? It takes the pre-eminence in everything: antiquities are the
- registers, the chronicles of the age, and speak the truth of history
- better than a hundred of your printed commentaries!" It was in vain
- I pleaded a contrary opinion; my tears had no power to mollify his
- stony heart. I was ordered to prepare for my wedding; which I was
- determined, at all events, should not take place. In the mean time
- Sir Harry Bingley's passion was increased by the difficulty of
- obtaining me, as the lovers of the fair Danäe desired her more when
- she was locked up in the brazen tower. He was importunate with me to
- elope: inclination pressed hard on one side, duty on the other; I was
- torn with contending passions: my distraction was increased by the
- preparations for the marriage feast. My father took his bill of fare
- out of Athenæus, and ordered the most surprizing dishes imaginable.
- But I was reprieved by a most extraordinary accident--He was possessed
- of a couple of old manuscripts, said to have been found in a wall, and
- stored up with the foundation: he supposed them the writing of some
- prophetess--They were, he said, of the old Roman binding: And though
- the characters were so imperfect, that time had eaten out the letters,
- and the dust made a parenthesis betwixt every syllable, yet he was
- inconsolable upon discovering he had lost them; and suspected his
- brother antiquary of the theft, _such_ generally being very _adroit_
- on _pilfering_--Words arose on the subject; they parted in wrath;
- my father declaring the marriage should not be celebrated. Signor
- Crustino next day wrote a mollifying letter, intreating his acceptance
- of several other manuscripts, which he said were dug out of the ruins
- of Aquileia, after it was sacked by Attila, King of the Hunns.--But
- he returned them with indignation, and took to his bed, where he
- remained nine months in a very lingering condition--then died--leaving
- me a prey to the oppressive insolence of proud prosperity.--It is that
- only which can inflict a wound on the ingenuous mind.--These are the
- stings of poverty! Misfortunes never create respect: dependence of
- course meets with many slights--On such occasions, some show their
- _malice_, and are witty on our _misfortunes_; others their judgment,
- by sage reflections on our conduct; but few their charity.--They
- alone have a right to censure, who have hearts to assist: the rest is
- cruelty, not justice[28].
-
- I found that my father's collection of curiosities, for which he
- had expended all his fortune, did no more than pay his debts. On this
- occasion all my acquaintances forsook me. A rich aunt was the only
- person who recollected such a being existed (my lover excepted).
- She afforded me help, but more as if she had been giving _alms_ to
- a _stranger_, than _relief_ to a relation. How few are acquainted
- with the art of conferring favors in that happy manner that doubles
- the value of the obligation! If in doing good, people consulted the
- circumstances and inclinations of those they oblige--if, instead of
- shocking their self-love, (inherent in us all) they knew how to take
- advantage of it, with as much address as the flatterer employs to
- gain his ends, the empire of morality would long ago have extended
- its bounds, and the numbers of its adherents would have greatly
- increased.--This is the more easily done, as the _distressed_ think
- any mark of attention shown them by the _wealthy_, _a real favor_--But
- _neglect_ in general is the _portion_ of the _necessitous_--and
- _outrage alone_ employed to recover _the guilty_.
-
- Lord Ogilby could not help here, with some warmth, asking where Sir
- Harry Bingley was all this time. Miss Harris bowed, and resumed her
- story. "Alas!" said she, "the Marquis of M---- his uncle, on whom he
- had considerable expectations, insisted on his marrying Lady Ann
- Frivolité--and though he absolutely declined this overture, he thought
- in prudence, he ought to defer for some time entering into another
- engagement until he could bring his uncle to hearken to it."
-
- My necessities increasing, relying entirely on the honor of my
- lover, I permitted him to conduct me to a seat he had in a remote
- part of the country--It was a frightful dismal house surrounded with
- yews and willows, whose different forms recalled to my ideas Ovid's
- Metamorphoses, and made me sometimes ready to bemoan the fate of
- unhappy lovers converted into evergreens by the supposed enchantress
- of this dreary mansion. The house had been long uninhabited: by the
- blackness of the walls, the circular fires, vast cauldrons, yawning
- mouths of ovens and furnaces, one would conclude, it was either the
- forge of Vulcan, the cave of Polypheme, or the temple of Moloch. The
- hangings of the apartments were indeed the finest in the world; that
- is to say, which Arachne spins from her own bowels. But the affection,
- the tender respectful behaviour of my lover was _everything to me_.
- He said he made no doubt but the marquis, when convinced of my merit,
- would approve of his passion! Unwilling to see him continue in so
- delusive an error, I told him there was little probability of reviving
- the golden age in his family; or, hoping that the benevolence of his
- own heart would become epidemical, was an illusion! that relations or
- parents saw things in a very different light from their children; as
- the sentiment of the former arose from cool reflection, and as those
- of the latter commonly resulted from the caprice of an irregular
- imagination, or the violence of an impetuous passion, which prompted
- them to act sometimes in direct opposition to the salutary advice
- of their best friends.--He replied, that granting that were even
- the case--the Marquis of M---- could not live for ever--but that no
- power on earth could induce him to sacrifice his happiness; that he
- had a _competent_, though not _great_ estate of his own--and would
- marry me directly, if I chose it, or would take the most solemn oath
- imaginable, to do it as soon as circumstances rendered it prudent
- with safety. I consequently rejected agreeing to his proposal: I
- could not bear the idea of my lover's running the risk of losing a
- family inheritance on my account; though a possibility of possession
- altering his sentiments, never entered into my imagination. We
- remained three months together, the happiest time of my life: Happy
- moments, how soon you fled, never, never to return!
-
- Miss Harris here blushed and stopped; we encouraged her to proceed.
- With some hesitation, she added, At that time my lover's importunity
- prevailed; I resigned myself to his wishes. I had his solemn promise
- he would ratify our engagement at the altar; and my father had
- instilled notions into me of marriage being only a civil institution:
- he had often said, that the marriages among the Israelites were not
- attended with any religious ceremonies, except the prayers of the
- father of the family, and the standers by, to beg the blessing of God.
- We have examples of it in the marriage of Rebecca with Isaac, of Ruth
- with Boaz. We do not read that God acted the part of a priest to join
- Adam and Eve together, only that of a father to the young woman, in
- giving her away--_For he brought her to the man_: We do not see, he
- used to say, that there were any sacrifices offered upon the occasion;
- that they went to the temple, or sent to the priests. So that it was
- no more than a civil contract. I also knew the present custom in
- Sicily and in Holland. Thus I justified myself _to myself_, though
- not effectually; but I was willing then _to believe_ what I _wished_;
- as no inconvenience _to myself_ could equally affect me in its
- consequences, as my lover losing his fortune on _my account_, which
- made me decline marrying him at that time. And I firmly relied on his
- honor, whom from that time I considered, and shall do, as my husband.
- With this difference--if a woman survives her husband, after some
- time set apart for decency, there are many circumstances may combine
- to render a second attachment eligible. But one who like me has
- evinced a weakness must be more exemplary in every other part of her
- character, and more tenacious in her conduct, least the _particular
- affection_ which occasioned _her error_, should be imputed to her as a
- _depravity_. The event will prove, how requisite it is, for the good
- of society, that certain rules should be established, the infringers
- of which ought to suffer, for the good of the community.
-
- The effect of our passion was soon evident in my person--but sorry
- I am to relate, grieved to repeat it--he left me; and at a time
- when I expected every minute to become a mother; without affording
- me one single line to _comfort_ or _relieve_ my mind from a state of
- distraction, little short of madness. I was at last told he had been
- obliged to set out on confidential business to the continent! Alas, in
- what way did I lose his confidence? His _glory_ was dearer to me than
- my _own life_; and had he told me of the circumstances, I should have
- _urged_ his _departure_, instead of wishing to _protract_ his stay.
-
- I was in despair for his unkindness! Had my steps been strewed with
- flowers, had I been possessed of every outward accommodation wealth
- could bestow, alas, how unavailing would all these advantages have
- been to me! but in my situation, oppressed, afflicted, and surrounded
- with mortifications, ignorant even of the means of my future support,
- and that of his child, how dreadfully were my woes increased! This
- mark of his inattention redoubled my grief. An assortment of flowers,
- plants, etc. arrived after his departure, which only served to remind
- me of the happiness I had proposed myself from their cultivation in
- his company: but I could not live by their scent, like a Dutch damsel,
- nor was I descended of Cameleons that could be kept with air. In my
- despair I refused all kind of nourishment; but a worthy girl who lived
- with me, recovered me from this _reverie_. If you are resolved, madam,
- (said she) never to eat a morsel more during your existence, your
- behaviour at present is very consistent; but if you design ever to do
- so, believe me that this is the best time you can possibly do so for
- yourself, exclusive of your child, who must suffer with you. The last
- argument was a prevailing one--I enquired for food, and eat greedily.
-
- I was soon afterwards delivered of a lovely boy--I took him in my
- arms--each feature depicted his beloved, though cruel father! He has
- since been my only solace, comfort, and happiness--were I hunted out
- of society, and were I to meet with every species of abuse on _his
- account_, he would be infinitely more interesting to me than all that
- the world could confer upon me.
-
- After two months, during which time I flattered myself I should
- hear from Sir Harry, though my hopes proved too sanguine, I removed
- from his house--I cared not where I went, if distant from a place he
- could discover me in, at a time when his capricious passion might
- bring him back to me. Many unfortunate women, in such a situation,
- give themselves up (as Ariadne did) to Bacchus, from the day they are
- deserted--But a superior education taught me better. My maid's brother
- was a captain of a ship; I agreed with him to bring us to this place.
- My child justified my keeping a few valuable trinkets Sir Harry had
- given me, which I should otherwise have returned--I set out, and,
- philosopher-like, carried all my possessions about me. These trinkets,
- and industry, have hitherto supported us--I revere virtue, though I
- have unhappily swerved from the established rules of virtue _in my
- country_--but I have the same warm affection for virtuous people, the
- same tenderness for the unhappy, and the same regard for those whom
- prosperity hath not blinded!
-
- Lord Ogilby replied, Sir Harry Bingley must have been nursed among
- rocks, and suckled by tigers, to have used you thus! But you, even
- now, would prefer being the object of his licentious passion, rather
- than to become my virtuous wife! Miss Harris bowed, and replied,
- I flattered myself, my lord, that I had, though not without great
- confusion to myself, made you acquainted with my character--I
- therefore am highly superior to the inference you have indelicately
- made. I shall owe my future innocence to the sense I have of my
- lover's perfidy; as the sore wound the viper gives, the viper best
- cures. But my unfortunate circumstances exclude my ever thinking of
- any other of the sex: All the rest of mankind _are_, and must remain
- to me _a distinct species_. I would much rather die a thousand deaths,
- than that my heart should have once conceived such a thought! I have
- imprinted him in my heart in such deep characters, that nothing can
- rase it out, unless it rub my heart out. Although he has left me to
- be for ever miserable--may he be blessed--and may the fair-one whom
- he selects to be his happy, happy wife, love him the hundredth part I
- did! In this cottage will I remain! here dedicate my life to industry,
- to procure for the child of the man I love, the means of food and
- education: and when the great God calls upon me to offer up an account
- of all my deeds, I _cannot_, _do not_ believe, I shall be found very
- defective in what his justice will exact from me. Though I lament the
- error I fell into, and am now convinced that we can have no distinct
- notions of human happiness, without the previous knowledge of the
- human constitution, of all its active and perceptive powers, and their
- natural objects: therefore the most natural method of proceeding in
- the science of morals, is to begin with inquiring into our several
- natural determinations, and the objects from whence our happiness
- can arise.--This, my lord, I have carefully done--my resolution is
- consequently fixed. Lord Ogilby again said, Madam, let me still
- intreat you to consider--If you have any hopes of his return, of all
- old debts, love, when it comes to be so, is paid the most unwillingly;
- and all you get by your constancy, is the loss of that beauty for
- _one lover_, which independent of my proposal to you, would procure
- you the vows, sacrifice, and service, of _a thousand_! She renewed
- her thanks for his lordship's good opinion; added, she entertained no
- hopes such as he had suggested, and must only beg leave to add, before
- she concluded, after entreating we would conceal his name, that it was
- not only a partiality for his person, but admiration of his character,
- that must bind her for ever his.
-
- Lord Ogilby consigned a sum of money with her maid, that in case
- indisposition should interfere with her plans, she should still
- encounter no inconveniences.
-
- I should not, my dear Aunt, have detained you so long with this
- story, did I not know your friendship to Sir Harry Bingley--I
- founded his sentiments, he is still fondly attached to this lovely
- woman--Honor, and a responsible situation, obliged him to leave her at
- the time, and his letters miscarried by the sudden death of a friend
- he entrusted them to. No part of my life, said he, can I recollect
- with so much satisfaction, as that which I spent with my lovely wife,
- for _such_ I shall ever consider her. I reflect on the supposed
- injuries she thinks she has received from me, and I lament I know not
- _where she is_ to make her every reparation in my power. Immediately
- on my arrival, I went to the place where I had left her--but no trace
- remained; she was fled, and had carried along with her the fruit of
- our affection. I have been fatigued with inquiries to no purpose--and
- conclude her dead; perhaps with grief for my supposed ingratitude.
-
- Without letting Sir Harry know I was acquainted with his story, I
- discovered every thing from him I wished; and had the pleasure of
- hearing of his present independent fortunes, which put it in his power
- to realize the truth of his professions to Miss Harris. I sent off a
- courier to her--she is now on her return to England.
-
- But to return to my own affairs--I went to Italy, but could hear no
- tidings of the Duke de Salis; was only informed, that his son, after
- some irregularities inherent in youth, had made a very good figure in
- the army, but for some time past had not been heard of--Nor was it
- known to what place the duke had retired. To amuse my chagrin, I went
- one evening to masquerade at Venice, in the time of the carnival, and
- fell in chat with a very agreeable young gentleman and his sister.
- They politely hoped our acquaintance would not cease at the end of the
- ball, and solicited a continuance of it--with this I very cheerfully
- complied. I went--and am mortified to betray my weakness to you; but
- truth obliges me to confess, that notwithstanding the pre-engagement
- of my heart for the Countess de Sons, yet I could not resist the
- attractions of Mademoiselle de Querci: my passion for her commenced
- the first moment I saw her; and her charming behaviour hourly
- increased it. She was majestic in her appearance; and in her were
- combined all the qualities that can make desirable the woman I adore.
-
- The more I saw her, the more was her empire confirmed over me;
- but still dubious of the Countess's fate, and conscious of my
- pre-engagement, honor kept me silent. I had every reason to flatter
- myself my address would have been acceptable, but my passion was
- subordinate to that sense of honor my former obligations subjected
- me to. It is hard to account for the motions of the human heart, or
- trace the little springs that give rise to its affections--numberless
- latent accidents contribute to raise or allay them, without our being
- sensible of their secret influence. Thus situated, I came to England
- at your request. The uncertainty of the Countess's fate renders me
- wretched, while, to confess the truth, Mademoiselle de Querci haunts
- my imagination. But _your_ felicity alleviates _my_ uneasiness--as
- your joys or sorrows must ever be reverberated on the heart of
-
- Your ladyship's obliged
- And affectionate nephew,
- MUNSTER.'
-
- From Lady Eliza Finlay, to the Countess of Darnley.
- London.
-
- 'My Dear Aunt,
-
- This is a place I often wished to come to, but the peaceful
- satisfaction I have had in your company makes me in vain find it in
- your absence--everything I see, everything I hear, is so contrary
- to reason, that, without diverting one's self of that quality, it
- is impossible to be pleased with any thing, though the novelty may
- engage one's attention at first. All here appear to adopt the reigning
- ideas, and fashionable pursuits, with as much pleasure as I feel in
- conforming to the principles which your kind instructions and edifying
- example have implanted in my mind. They do not, however, appear to
- me to be happy, and, like comedians (who are not diverted with the
- amusement they occasion) regret being condemned to communicate a
- pleasure which they do not partake, and lament not having received,
- from a different education, other tastes, other talents, and other
- manners. I connect myself as little as possible with them; as in
- epidemic distempers we are only secure whilst we escape the touch
- of the contagious person; and with respect to wounds of the mind,
- they are like those of the body. These extravagancies I might,
- perhaps, some months ago have considered in a less serious manner,
- but the evident melancholy in which my brother is, shews me the
- vanity of everything in this world--So handsome in his person, so
- accomplished in his manners--possessing everything the world places
- a value on--and yet too apparently wretched. The Marquis of P----,
- Lord Sombre, and his other friends, endeavour in vain to rouse him
- out of his _reveries_.--You are possessed of such philosophy, that
- you may look upon this matter in another light; as for me, who have
- _strong passions_, and that inseparable companion of them, _weak
- reason_, I cannot help being seriously alarmed. My beloved brother
- has undoubtedly some secret cause of disquietude--he sighs at times
- as if his heart would break! This affects me very sensibly; I never
- was so unhappy in my life; besides, I have not my dear Aunt to give
- a friendly check to my extravagance of spirits, so am afraid of
- hazarding anything.--Every person looks formally at me. When your
- friend the Duchess of W---- introduced me to Lady Charlotte Sombre,
- she said she pleased herself with thinking what a harmony would arise
- between us; for in the character, said she, I drew _of her_ to you,
- she only sat _for yours_. Lady Charlotte is very agreeable, lively,
- and entertaining. Lord Sombre, I fancy, is what you would esteem a
- superior character; he is noble, and has a soul; a thing questioned
- much in most of the gay youths whom we converse with. He appears to
- have fine feelings--I intend to be on my guard before him--a man of
- true taste and delicacy prefers the smile of the soul, to noisy mirth.
-
- Lady Charlotte is addressed by Sir Alexander French--he told
- her, his love would be eternal! That is, said she, neither to have
- _beginning_ nor _end_. Sir Alexander is a very great coxcomb, she
- therefore gives him no encouragement; and amused me with an account
- of him--her brother checked her, and said there is an ostentation
- in these kind of confidences, which he was mortified to observe in
- her--that at least she should respect a man she had rendered unhappy,
- and who had almost lost his reason on her account. She replied, it
- were indeed a trifling sacrifice, were it even so, as he had so little
- to part with, that it made the loss inconsiderable--love, said she,
- never makes such a bustle in hearts like his--his is a _laughing_, not
- a _melancholy_ Cupid. She has the charms of an angel, and dresses with
- the greatest simplicity, regarding the colour and make of her cloaths,
- rather than the quality.
-
- When Lady Charlotte shewed me the _Arcadia_ of my mother's
- painting[29], all the tender passions were up in my soul: I requested
- to be left alone, and bursting into tears, I partly relieved the
- emotions of my heart--Lord Sombre surprised me in this situation--I
- was too much agitated at first to return him an answer to some
- obliging things he said, but at last made an apology for my weakness!
- His Lordship told me, the sensibility I testified confirmed him in the
- high ideas he entertained of my character. He then expatiated to me on
- a subject very agreeable, _my mother's virtues_. That the gentleman
- who educated him had been well acquainted with her--who said,
- that good sense and genius were united in her, and that by study,
- reflection, and application, she had improved her talents in the
- happiest manner--having acquired a superiority in thinking, speaking,
- writing, and acting--and in manners, her behaviour, language, and
- understanding, were inexpressibly charming.
-
- The discourse of people here, my dear Aunt, appears to me
- malicious; their civilities feigned; their confidences false; and
- their friendships resemble a rose, which pricks the hand of him who
- smells it. Every animal seeks its food, digs itself a hole, or builds
- itself a nest--sleeps--and dies. It is a melancholy reflection that
- the greatest part of mankind do _no more_. The employment which
- distinguishes them most from other animals, is the care of cloathing
- themselves, and their enmity to each other--the first of these
- engages the attention of millions of the younger people in this great
- city--while the more aged employ themselves in the last. Although
- pride is observable in a peacock and a horse, passion, in a tiger,
- gluttony in a wolf, envy in a dog, laziness in a monkey, and treachery
- in a cat, yet one does not find, in any animal whatever, falseness to
- their own species.
-
- A love of play, and building, are the characteristics of this
- age--our sex imitates the other as far as they can in the former--and
- having no _terra firma_ for the latter, and not contented with the
- ancient custom of castle-building, erect fabrics on their heads three
- stores high. The rage of building is so great, that nothing can check
- their ardour in it, although it has been the ruin of many individuals;
- and there are at present (it is said) fifteen hundred uninhabited
- houses in the two parishes of Saint Mary-le-bone and Pancras. Though
- the fortunes of most individuals are decreased in value by the rise
- of the prices of provisions, and other articles of expense, yet the
- houses, good enough twenty years ago, are now judged inadequate. Among
- many other reasons alledged for this, every woman of any tolerable
- fashion requires a room for her wardrobe: what formerly could be kept
- in a chest, occupies the space of a large apartment, as gowns (on
- account of their trimmings) cannot be folded.
-
- In short, my dear Aunt, all seem to walk in a vain show, and the
- curls of _the head_ are more attended to, than the sensations of _the
- heart_.
-
- I hope Mrs Dorothea Bingley is become more reasonable than to wish
- to force my dear friend's inclination to marry a man she detests.
- Don't you think, my dear aunt, that marrying to increase love, is
- like gaming to become rich; they only lose what little stock they had
- before.
-
- My brother desires his respectful compliments to you, as I beg mine
- may be acceptable to your Lord; and I ever am, with the greatest
- esteem,
-
- Your ladyship's affectionate,
- And obliged niece,
- ELIZA FINLAY.
-
- From the Countess of Darnley to
- Lady Eliza Finlay
-
- My Dear Niece,
-
- As in my present situation[30] I am interdicted from writing--I
- shall only indulge myself in a few words to you. The civilities you
- have received from all friends give me great pleasure. Brought up
- in the lap of friendship, I am not surprised, that upon your first
- emerging into the great world you should feel the coldness of the
- common address of strangers. It is possible those very accomplishments
- which delighted your fond aunt and friends, _interested_ for your
- welfare, procure you the envy of _uninterested observers_. But if
- any one denies you the praises your merit claims, betray not any
- mortification at their want of candour, as your sensibility would
- afford them a malicious pleasure.
-
- I have ever made it a rule, before I vexed myself about people's
- appearing to slight me, to consider the character of the person, and
- to discover the motives of his acting; and I very often found it was
- with no design to affront me, but that the party was so humoursome as
- even to be insupportable _to himself_. I have so long indulged myself
- in the society of a few friends I love, that I am but ill suited
- for the world, as anything unreasonable _vexes me_, and the want of
- sincerity _offends me_. Mrs Dorothea Bingley continues to persecute
- her niece on account of Mr Bennet! Nothing appears to me so barbarous.
- I feel myself the happiest of women, and of wives, and enjoy my
- felicity with a double _goût_, by reflecting upon the restrictions
- I put on my inclinations for so many years. And I am perfectly
- convinced, it is not until women have got over their early years, that
- they can taste the delightful pleasure of loving and being beloved.
- But no felicity is perfect in this world, and I find my joy allayed
- from the observations I made on your brother's apparent melancholy. To
- see you and him happy, and properly allied, are circumstances I still
- must look forward to with great anxiety. I am very apt to believe man
- a much greater machine than he is generally supposed to be. "Whoever
- (says Dr Johnson) shall inquire by what motives he was determined on
- important occasions, will find them such as his pride will scarcely
- suffer him to confess; some sudden ardour of desire, some uncertain
- glimpse of advantage, some petty competition, some inaccurate
- conclusion, or some example implicitly reverenced."
-
- Such are too often the causes of our resolves. Rousseau says, if
- you would understand the men, study the women--I myself think that
- it is difficult to know what a man's conduct will be, until you are
- acquainted with his wife's character, particularly when he enters into
- that connexion at an early period of his life.
-
- My best affections ever attend you and your brother, in which my
- lord most sincerely joins.
-
- FRANCES DARNLEY.
-
- From Miss Bingley to Lady Eliza Finlay.
-
- 'Dear Madam,
-
- Agreeable to your desire I write you a long letter in hopes of
- making you laugh (for your letter to me gave me the vapours, you
- appeared so serious, so unlike yourself)--it is probable I may not
- effect my intention; but it will be a proof to you of my affection.
- My aunt has been even rude to Sir James Mordaunt, told him that
- he need not presume on my partiality for him, that I had nothing
- to say in regard to disposing of myself--that he must _treat with
- her_. He answered her with some heat, that he had no idea of modern
- marriages, where their lawyer is the priest that joins them; and the
- banns of matrimony are the indentures, land and ring--That in short
- he had no notion of treating for a wife as he would buy stock of a
- broker--that if she chose to give me her fortune, it _was well_--if
- not, we could live _without it_! lovers you know, my dear Lady Eliza,
- are always philosophers!--Your fortune, answered my good aunt, won't
- be a superfluous maintenance for a family, and you shall not have a
- shilling of mine! Very true, returned Sir James; but where content
- attends a competency more is _unnecessary_.
-
- I hope, said she, you are in the court party and may get a pension?
- Sir James told her he was not; but if he were it would be worse
- for him, as the principles by which the court govern themselves
- are literally these: The man who has trumpeted their merits for
- years, cannot on any provocation assume an opposite character,
- without impeaching his judgment and proving the instability of his
- attachment--Our enemies it is wisdom to buy; but our friends will
- either be firm in our cause from motives of interest, or silent
- sufferers from motives of pride--Therefore, said he, good madam,
- laughing, I mean to rise by being _in the opposition_--as most of the
- great men have done before me! but, turning to me, said, I never yet
- opened my mouth in that celebrated assembly, but to give utterance to
- an occasional little monosyllable: But I may improve in time.
-
- My aunt detains Mr Bennet for hours together, as Aristæus held
- Proteus to deliver oracles, judging I shall be charmed with his
- learning and oratory; but I should like him infinitely better if
- she would imitate Dulness, who kept the Muses in the Dunciad to
- silence them. But for this eternal teazer's _presence_, and your
- _absence_, (which by the by increased my consequence) I should have
- enjoyed the races very much. Mrs Damer, on whom nature has bestowed
- an understanding greatly superior to her form, confesses you are
- handsome; whilst Miss Maydew, who has no other ambition than that
- of attracting applause by the charms of her person, allows you good
- sense. We seldom withhold the applause which is due to virtues or
- accomplishments for which we cannot value ourselves.
-
- As to news, Mrs Trevors is parted with her husband: she put the poor
- man out of all patience by her sameness of character: If he made an
- observation, she assented; if he altered his mind, she gave a nod. She
- was always the same tune, the same object, that is to say _the same
- woman_. Perfectly agreed, no quarrels indeed subsisted between them,
- but they _fell asleep_. Water freezes only in stagnation. Indifference
- hung over them like a cloud, and irksome passed the hours, which might
- have flown with a swift pace, perhaps, had they been passed with your
- humble servant.
-
- The world would have been already laid in ruins if the elements
- that compose it did not maintain it by their discordant concord. If
- water did not resist fire by its coldness and humidity it would have
- reduced all into ashes, and having no further nutriment would have
- consumed itself. I will not lose Sir James's heart from this cause.
- Diversity of opinions shall quicken our conversation--Opposition shall
- not be wanting on my part to cheer _his heart_, and make his time pass
- _agreeably_. An accommodating temper is all a man ought to expect
- in a wife; more than this is disgusting--I am very apt to believe
- that though a man of spirit would not suffer his wife to dictate to
- him, yet he would as soon talk to a parrot, or be the companion of
- a monkey, as of one who is his eccho on every occasion. It is very
- possible with some men to be _too good_. But there are no rules
- without exceptions; for was my husband very perverse I would (follow
- the late example of the _Premier_[31] with the Opposition) revenge
- myself on him by agreeing in opinion with him, which would oblige him
- to commence hostilities with himself if he meant to _continue the
- dispute_.
-
- Our ancient neighbour Lady Ogle married the other day a young ensign
- in the guards, although you know she has more diseases than Galen
- ever wrote of--at every cough resigns some of her teeth, and every
- night screws off her leg--scarcely has her own nose, and by the course
- of nature ought to have kneeled in marble, or lifted up her arms in
- stone twenty years ago. In apology for her conduct, she says, it was
- merely to procure herself _a friend_. But as experience does not
- coincide with her ladyship's expectations, I should marry Mr Bennet,
- to _get rid of him_, were it not for my penchant _elsewhere_. I look
- upon all these romantic notions of Platonic, or spiritual love, as
- highly ridiculous. Our passions were bestowed on us for wise purposes.
- When precepts of virtue are strained too high, they are either
- impracticable or become vicious in their consequences.
-
- The captain, _her friend_, is contriving a _visto_ through some
- _woods_ on _her estate_, to pay _his debts_; she tells every body,
- however, that he is not only possessed of _all the graces_, but an
- independant fortune. The next heir to the estate happens to be of a
- different opinion--his picture of captain Plume is _all shade_, hers
- _all light_. The former awkwardly imitates the style of Rembrandt, and
- with a dark pencil loves to describe hideous wrinkles and deformed
- features--but the latter artfully copies the taste of Titian, and
- brightens the canvas with all the lively glow of colouring. Perhaps
- if light and shade were properly blended together, we might behold
- a real likeness.--I don't like him. I mistake much if he is not
- conceited--you know I pretend a little to be a physiognomist as well
- as a botanist. In the natural world the external form of plants afford
- us a hint for a conjecture of their virtues. Almost all the plants of
- the same kinds are of the same virtues. The poisonous plants, natives
- of our soil, are hardly a dozen, and these are characterized even to
- the eye by something singular or dismal in the aspect.
-
- When I wrote you I was jealous of Sir James's attentions to Miss
- Ords, I did not wish to be understood _au piè du lettre_--She has a
- vacant countenance, her youth only renders her _passable_. Her wit
- is not picquante, nor her manners alluring. She can answer _yes_ and
- _no_, with tolerable success, nay sometimes hazards further: and when
- she goes to a comedy does not intreat the company to instruct her
- _when_ she should laugh. Her father lives _en Prince_: like Lucullus,
- he _plundered all Asia_ to assist him _in house-keeping_. Sir James
- was very lively in his usual way--She said she did not like puns, and
- had never made one in her life--I could not help answering--It's my
- opinion _you never will_.
-
- You ask me if I have got no more lovers? To talk ingenuously with
- you--no; I know not what further inconveniences such an acquisition
- might put me to: and as it might probably happen (not on _my account_,
- but for my _aunt's acres_) I have whispered my passion for Sir James
- Mordaunt as a secret to Mrs M----; so you need not doubt but it has
- spread. She is an antiquated virgin, who endeavours to make chastity
- atone for the want of every other virtue. She wanted me sadly to
- ask her some question; I mortified my own curiosity, to punish her
- propensity to detraction.
-
- Lady Dun is at last expired, notwithstanding the prayers of the
- faithful. Had she lived any longer, her _piety_ must have ruined _her
- family_ by her total want of economy, as she did the reputation of her
- neighbours by scandal.
-
- _Can so much gall in holy breasts reside?_
- Boileau's Lutrin. Canto I.
-
- I met the following story lately in an old book; the writer appears
- to have been a person of great judgment, and not in _the least_
- given to credulity. He relates, that a certain man who had a wife
- that made this world his purgatory (though, according to the _common
- acceptation_, she was _virtuous_ and prudent) happening to die some
- little time after her, he went to paradise, as soon as the breath
- was out of his body, as a reward for his patience in this world;
- being come to the gate, he knocks, the good man St Peter opens the
- door, and desires him very civilly to walk in, and take what seat in
- heaven he pleased. The husband stopped a moment to recollect himself;
- and then asks St Peter, Whether or not his wife was there? The good
- Saint answered in the affirmative: upon which the honest man, without
- staying for any thing further, takes to his heels and makes for the
- road to hell; rather choosing to renounce heaven, than be in the same
- place with his dear rib, whom he was well assured would, out of the
- abundance of her virtue, make heaven as great a hell to him, as she
- had done this earth.
-
- I must now, my dear friend, tell you what sincerely grieves me. My
- brother equals _yours_ in melancholy: before he went abroad, no man
- whatever had better spirits; but now, although he does not complain of
- any particular disorder, yet is he always indisposed--ever wretched,
- constantly sighing and lamenting. This affects my spirits much: "_my
- heart is not of that rock, nor my soul careless as that sea, which
- lifts its blue waves to every blast, and rolls beneath the storm!_"
- But truth obliges me to confess that I cannot go on with my admired
- poet as--"_The virgins_ have not as yet _beheld me silent in the
- hall_!" No, no no, it is not come to that yet! I relieve you from my
- company--be sensible of the obligation--let me hear from you soon, and
- believe me,
-
- Your ladyship's
- affectionate friend,
- H. BINGLEY.'
-
- From Lady Eliza Finlay to Miss Bingley.
-
- 'My dear Harriot,
-
- Many thanks for your agreeable letter, your _gaieté de coeur_ always
- pleases me, _Vive la bagatelle!_
-
- But, my dear friend, I am uneasy at your aunt's persisting in
- her persecution of you on Mr Bennet's account. He seems to me to
- be a person rather created to fill up a vacuum in nature, than to
- perform any active good in it. His want of sensibility is sufficient
- to prepossess me against him--There are in the occurrences of a
- married life so many trials of a man's humanity that he whose want
- of tenderness might pass unobserved had he continued single--must
- often appear a very monster considered as a husband. May you be
- blessed in that state with the man of your heart! I agree with you
- that opposition, carried on without violence, gives a dignity to our
- condescension; but we must not carry this too far or we may counteract
- our design of preserving the heart we have gained.
-
- To manage men requires more dexterity than to win them, as the
- consequence of most _love matches_ evinces.
-
- You ask a thousand questions, having never been in London yourself,
- on account of your aunt's apprehensions of a disease she had not the
- resolution of giving you at an early period of life[32]. I told you
- that you must not expect any characters from me, as I was always an
- enemy to detraction, and few there are that merit commendation. Let
- us, my dear friend, regulate our _own conduct_, rather than condemn
- that _of others_: but as I cannot refuse you anything you ask (though
- I may wonder at your asking) I will suppose we are chatting over a
- dish of tea, and giving our opinion of a gown or a cap, and will tell
- you who suits my taste, or who my reason contemns, with as little
- meaning as if I talked of the gown and not the woman: and this I the
- more readily do, as I know you will not betray the confidence I place
- in you.
-
- The truth is, however, I am perfectly astonished at the strange
- characters this town abounds with; and stupified (_if I may_ be
- allowed the expression) with what I have heard: but, as Shakespeare
- allows Desdemona to speak after she was smothered, you will permit me
- to write though I have lost my understanding. And as it was the choice
- of certain great men to be intelligible, it is probable my present
- state of mind will lead me to imitate them. But on second thoughts, my
- being not _au fait_ to the subject may perhaps make me excel in it.
- Men often expatiate _best_ on what they _least understand_, by the
- same rule that people in general are contrary to what they would seem.
-
- The Mantuan Swain lived constantly at court: Horace wrote in
- celebration of a country life when he resided in Rome: and it is well
- known travels, voyages, etc. to every part of the world have been
- written in London. Why should I not then, Eliza Finlay Spinster,
- attempt delineating manners, which I have really seen? My scruples
- would intrude--that perhaps I am not sufficiently informed, as I have
- only resided here a month; but these vanish on the recollection that
- I must certainly be in the right in the above position--Otherwise,
- could it be possible for Mr Blacklock[33], a poet blind from his
- birth, to describe visible objects with more spirit and justness,
- than others blessed with the most perfect sight? Could certain
- orators, famous for their _extravagance_, harangue on _economy_--Or
- the learned at Venice employ father Piaggi to copy the manuscript
- found at Herculaneum (though he is unacquainted with Greek, the
- language they are written in)--Or could our own countrymen, the
- _learned_, _judicious_ body in Warwick-lane, refuse to admit to be
- their associates in the science of _Æsculapius_, any but those who
- have studied where--_medicine is not taught_? After such precedents
- as these, it is clear I cannot err, in informing you of what--_I
- know little about_. Besides, it is an established rule of prudence,
- on the contrary, never to commit yourself by talking or writing on a
- subject the world gives you the credit of understanding, as you have
- _nothing_ to _gain_ but _much_ to _lose_. This consideration no doubt
- induced one author[34] to omit in his tragedy _morality_, which should
- be the ground-work of every fable, and deterred another[34] from
- acknowledging providence, though it so eminently presided, and was so
- conspicuously displayed in the miraculous escapes made in the voyages
- he wrote of. This being premised, I will now begin boldly to _relate_
- many things I cannot _comprehend_.
-
- _Miss Ton_ accompanied me to the opera; I was amazed at the height
- of her head, and how her chair had failed to crush the fabric of
- feathers and frivolity which rose above each other! I could not think
- she had flown, though she was composed of cork and feather; and
- willing to be informed how she had managed it (as ignorance, you know,
- is reprehensible) I ventured to ask her the question. She returned me
- a look of contempt (as if to pity my ignorance) saying, she always
- took care to prevent a misfortune of that kind! When I go to court,
- said she, as heads are wore lower[35] there--I fit like your old woman
- upon the seat of the chair, which is convenient enough on account of
- one's trimmings, but when I go to the opera, where _fancy directs_ and
- _fashion prevails_, I say my prayers the whole way--that is to say,
- I kneel _on the bottom of the chair_. I admired her ingenuity; only
- observed, I hoped it did not fatigue her knees so much as to prevent
- her from going to church next day! O, not in the least, said she;
- but I always go to the drawing-room of a Sunday! except when I go to
- the Chapel-royal--_the closet there_, indeed, that is no bad public
- place--nobody but people of fashion are admitted, and it is really
- sometimes very amusing! The truth is, if one liked church very much,
- there is time enough to dress afterwards; for it is not _the rage_
- which a certain set to go to the drawing-room until your old-fashioned
- people are coming away. Oh the dear delight of meeting these dowdies
- on their _retour_ home to their spouses and family dinners at _four
- o'clock_. Then we make such glorious confusion! I took the liberty of
- saying that I thought the respect due to their Majesties had induced
- every body to be in the drawing-room previous to their appearance!
- Oh, not at all, child, said she--except your _formal ones_! But
- why, said I, madam, need you go to court of a Sunday, why not of a
- Thursday as well? Of a Thursday! Nobody goes of a Thursday! Pardon
- me, replied I, the Duchess of W---- introduced me on that day! That
- may be, replied Miss _Ton_, her Grace is very old, wrinkles make her
- religious--but none but such, or courtiers, go of a Thursday! I again
- took the liberty of telling her that it had also been a very full
- drawing-room--Then, said she, it must have been the Thursday after
- the birthday--or some particular day; for otherwise few of a certain
- set, who understand _the rage_, would go. The _rage_, said I, madam!
- I am again at a loss; did I hear you right? O, perfectly well, said
- she; the _ton_, was formerly the word, but _the rage_, has lately
- been adopted from the French! (It is to be hoped, that the Parisians
- will also, from their late partiality for _English Gauzes_, _Silks_,
- _Linens_, _etc._ induce us to adopt _them also_, instead of too often
- procuring these articles from France.)
-
- Forgetful of the imprudence I was going to commit--I told Miss
- _Ton_ her prayers had proved ineffectual--her largest feather
- was snapped in two. Is it possible! exclaimed she, and reddened
- prodigiously.--Shocked at the blunder I had made, and pitying her
- weakness, I gave her my bottle of Eau de Luce; and not caring to
- hazard any further on so interesting a subject, lest it should hurt
- her nerves, I turned the conversation to what was more indifferent--a
- sister of her's, who _had died in child-bed a fortnight before_.
-
- (This, my dear friend--to philosophise--no abstract evil exists;
- for whatever calamities human life is subject to, their evil depends
- merely on our own sensibility.)
-
- Sir Timothy Clinquant rejoined us. He is handsome, has a good
- opinion of himself, and is no stranger to the art of flattery. She
- lamented to him the accident of her feather. From a knowledge of
- human nature, that nothing pleases so much as to have a defect of any
- kind turned into a beauty--he assured her the feather being broke
- gave it an air of negligence so perfectly adapted to the _contour_
- of her fine face, that he could not be convinced, but that she
- _accidentally_ on _purpose_ afforded it _that grace_. Thus was she
- restored to good-humour.--I can tell you little of what I saw; Miss
- Ton's head intercepted my view of the stage: _her rage_ of going late
- having prevented our getting any other but end seats, and she sat
- before me. In the reign of Queen Elizabeth there was a law made to
- restrict the growth of ruffs: I wish our legislators,[36] who, in this
- accommodating age, do sometimes condescend to bestow their attention
- on trifles, would take the size of heads into their consideration. Mr
- Walpole observes, in his anecdotes of painting in England, that in the
- reign of the two first Edwards, the ladies erected such pyramids on
- their heads that the face became the center of the body.
-
- An eminent physician has declared, that more deformed children have
- been brought into the world this last year than for twenty years
- before, on account of the ladies stooping in their carriages--One
- thing I am certain of--it makes them contract a habit of frowning,
- that furrows their foreheads.
-
- A fine lady is the least part of herself, and is every morning
- put together like some instrument. Dress is the subject eternally
- discussed. Gulliver tells us, that the sages of Laputa, having
- substituted things in place of words, carried along with them such
- things as were necessary to express the particular business they
- intended to discourse on.--Were this the case, it would be a great
- relief; but alas! they do no more here than propose the subject. But
- to return to the opera--Miss _Ton_, in telling me who the people
- were, said they were _horrid creatures_, that is to say, censorious or
- _awkward_, because _not of her particular set_.
-
- But what was my surprise to perceive her familiarly afterwards
- whispering to one, curtsying to another, telling a third how
- unfortunate she had been in not being at home when she did her the
- honor of calling on her! I could not help testifying my astonishment
- at her conduct!--She laughed, and said--I am civil to those people, as
- the Indians worship the devil--_for fear_. Besides, said she, the last
- Lady has a rich brother lately come from India. In days of yore women
- married for a title, a fine seat, etc.--A title is very agreeable,
- but a _fine seat_, the very idea of it gives me the vapours! I would
- rather marry a London justice than a lord lieutenant of the county. It
- did very well formerly (when people were so dull as to be able to bear
- their own thoughts) to live moping at an old family place; but manners
- are _now_ too much improved for _that_: and a nabob's cash, without
- the appendages of the seats of his ancestors, will suffice to carry
- me one season to Spa, another to Tunbridge, etc. etc.--In marrying a
- nabob, there is a moral security of never being buried in the country.
- I am no _devot_, but I believe there is such a thing as conscience;
- and, as few of these continental heroes can bear to listen to their
- silent monitor--it induces them to lead _exactly the kind of life I
- like_--to _exclude reflection_!
-
- I answered, that she was too severe; I made no doubt but that a
- man may get rich across the Atlantic, without wounding his honor,
- and all the finer feelings of humanity by peculation and extortion,
- which leaves the possessors more wretched than pale-eyed poverty with
- all its whole train of meagre haunts. To change the conversation,
- I said, so madam, I find you intend to marry. Yes, said she, _to
- be sure_--But I hope in god I shall have no children to _spoil my
- shape_. I cannot here refrain from telling you a circumstance I saw
- occur myself. We dined at Lady ----'s; I observed a lady change
- colour--Mrs. ---- whispered to her, that ladies in her situation (for
- she appeared with child) were apt to be _indisposed_. She seemed hurt
- at the supposition, and denied any thing was the matter with her!
- As by the conversation it appeared she had _already had children_,
- I was at a loss to account for _her conduct_. Colonel H----, her
- husband, appeared very uneasy--an inquisitive look of kindness, a
- tender affectionate concern, were strongly depicted on his manly
- countenance--his anxiety appeared to me to proceed from that fond
- attachment arising from loving another better than one's self. I
- entered into his ideas, contemplated her happiness, and as he is not
- a very young (though agreeable) man, the apparent attention he paid
- her confirmed me in what you know was always my sentiments, that
- _such_ make the _best husbands_. Desirous of relieving his anxiety by
- contributing to her ease, I begged she would permit me to accompany
- her to another apartment. As her uneasiness had greatly increased--she
- was under a necessity of accepting my offer--and fainted as soon
- as she got into Mr. ----'s library. The alarmed and fond husband
- followed, who intreated a maid might be called to cut the lacing of
- her stays. He was much affected, and, addressing Lady Charlotte Sombre
- and me, said, There, young ladies, lies a victim of the fashion!
- Before I brought her to this town--she was the delighted mother of
- three fine children--but these fond sensations are now lost in the
- trifling consideration of a _fine shape_; and though in the last month
- of her pregnancy, she has a vanity in flattering herself she cannot be
- thought in _that situation_! The lady was carried home, and we heard
- next day she had been delivered of a _still-born child_.
-
- Lord Spangle asked Miss _Ton_, how soon she got to bed the other
- morning? Not, my Lord, until eight--you know we did not sit down to
- dinner until twelve at night. Not until twelve at night! said I. No,
- returned she; you know nobody dines till after the opera: it was
- _Danzi's_ benefit; all the world were there, and there were many songs
- _encored_.--Dinner was ordered by eleven; but Lady Peccedillo was not
- at the opera--her monkey died, and she had not nerves for seeing Lord
- ---- who is always there, and who she esteems the direct image of her
- dead favourite. Her hair-dresser was ordered at ten, but disappointed
- her--and dinner was retarded on her account. Pray, said I, at what
- time did you sup? Why, we sat down to cards at two o'clock, played
- until six, then went to supper, and parted half an hour after seven! I
- find, said I, that the people of the _ton_ reckon the time according
- to the _Mosaic_ custom, where the evening and the morning make the
- day. But pray, madam, what becomes of your servants all this time? I
- hope you only appoint them to attend you home? Servants! Lord, Madam,
- nobody thinks of their servants! I do not see myself what business
- servants have to sleep _at all_! I can do very well with three hours
- sleep, and I expect next winter to bring myself to two[37]!
-
- You say that lady and Mrs. ---- have been lately abused, even
- by their own friends, that is to say--those they associated most
- with--Would you know the reason? My dear friend, they have left off
- play, at which they generally lost considerably. The first of these
- ladies, from unavoidable misfortunes, altered her plans in life: the
- last, from a different cause--Her family remonstrated, her husband
- frowned; but they remonstrated, and he frowned to _no purpose_! Her
- luck turned, her passion increased for that dangerous amusement, yet
- she took a resolution, and would _play no more_.--She who was before
- set down as an agreeable acquaintance, was now deemed capricious, and
- the eyes of her card-playing acquaintances, who were before _blind_
- to her _real imperfections_, became now _scrupulously attentive_ to
- her _imaginary errors_. Many various conjectures were formed for the
- reasons of her conduct--many allegations made that she had formed _an
- attachment_, or was deterred by _spouses's directions_! To clear her
- at once from these imputations, neither of which (be they _crimes or
- virtues_) she has a mind capable of--The truth is--she has beautiful
- teeth--and accidentally read Mr Tolver's book, where he considers the
- passions as internal causes of their diseases.
-
- _Errors_ proceeding from the _sensations of the heart_, are not
- _those_ of this age. I was told there had been a long attachment
- between Lady ---- and Colonel ----. I deplored, I pitied her! He is
- now abroad in a dangerous situation! What anxiety, what wretchedness
- must she not suffer! How surprised I was to find--she never misses
- _a public place_. The Duchess of W---- was much amused at my
- simplicity--Formerly (said she) if a woman had the misfortune _to
- love where_ she could not avow it--decency induced her carefully
- to conceal her weakness--but now it is _quite otherwise_--The soft
- sensations find no admittance into their sophisticated hearts--though
- they have no objection to a man of fashion _in their train_.--And a
- certain set of _the ton_, or _the rage_ go so far as even studiously
- to afford an appearance _of what_ in reality never entered into _their
- imaginations_!
-
- I think I hear you say, how strange! But everything is so I think
- in this place. I met Lady Bab Cork-rump the other day: My dear Lady
- Eliza, said she, I love a comedy of all things; pray let us go to one
- soon. I am disengaged next Thursday--That is very lucky, returned I; I
- have _a box that evening: it is our favourite play_; and _Mrs Abington
- acts_!--That is _delightful_, said she! And, added I, it is a charity
- play for the dispensary of the infant poor--upwards of twenty-six
- thousand children have been relieved by this humane institution
- since its commencement nine years ago. Lady Bab heard the above
- impatiently.--It is a charity play, you say, madam!--I don't know, I
- believe my brother expects some friends from the country. I suppose it
- will be no disappointment to your ladyship if I _don't go_?--O, not in
- the least, said I--Thus the idea of _Charity_ makes a fine lady shrink
- (as if it were contagious) into herself, and prevented Lady Bab from
- going to a place her inclination otherwise induced her to.
-
- Lady Bab seems to have a great partiality for Sir Hugh,
- our neighbour--Since he got his fortune--his riots are
- generosity--carelessness, the freedom of his soul--his prodigalities,
- an easiness of mind proportioned to his estate. He quarrelled the
- other day with Captain Essence on her account; and I was alarmed to
- the greatest degree for the consequences! she laughed at my fears,
- assuring me there was no kind of danger in what I apprehended. The
- gentlemen, said she, have renounced the conduct of heroes. The custom
- of wagers is the happy succedaneum, and prevents much blood-shed. Thus
- matters of dispute are left in _tranquil doubt_, until the period
- arrives for _its_ no less _tranquil decision_. It turned out as she
- said; Captain Essence wagered with Sir Hugh, that _the new club in
- Saint James's Street would be the ruin of Lord ----, before the old
- one vis-à-vis had knocked up General ----_.
-
- I have spent so much money on _bagatelles_, that I cannot help
- regretting the expenditure of what if otherwise applied might have
- produced such beneficial effects.--But if we commit some follies,
- we are sufficiently kept in countenance by the other sex. Modern
- story tells us the late King of Poland was so much captivated with
- forty-eight china vases, that he purchased them of the late King of
- Prussia at the price of a _whole regiment of dragoons_.
-
- You know, my dear friend, how many elogiums have been bestowed on
- Lady Darnley, on account of the aids she afforded for the disquisition
- of the particular genius's which distinguished the young people, to
- prevent a misapplication of the talents of the rising generation. "Is
- it not by a misapplication of talents," said one, "that our present
- mortifications arise? Many a man miscarrying in one profession, would
- have succeeded happily in another. Hence we see so many heads applied
- to what requires thinking, which might have been applied to their
- country's good in the manner of the ancient use of _battering rams_,
- and have been run against stone walls _without the least danger of
- being hurt_.--If the mechanic should invert all the principles which
- compose the knowledge of that science; if he should assign the wheels
- to be the principle of motion, the spring to run round and be moved,
- the weight to vibrate and regulate, and the pendulum to urge; would
- not all mankind deride such a machine, because it could not perform
- its office? Is not this the unhappy case of this country at present?
- have not our enemies taken the advantage of it?"
-
- But to leave politics--which I owe to the observations of an
- old gentleman, who has too much reason to be chagrined with the
- procrastination in the conduct of public affairs, as it has affected
- the interest of his private family--I am most sincerely concerned on
- account of your aunt's apparent obstinacy in favour of Mr Bennet.
- Parents, imagining that years _impart wisdom_, which have only
- _altered tastes_, are apt to be arbitrary in their determinations,
- and dress in the furs, which become the ice of old-age, the glowing
- blood of youth. But do not, my dear friend, barter your happiness for
- splendour. I suppose (but do not take my supposition for an oracle)
- that it is not likely I shall every marry--If I do not, my fortune
- shall be yours; being ever most affectionately
-
- Your sincere friend
- ELIZA FINLAY.
-
- From the Earl of Munster to the
- Countess of Darnley.
-
- My dear Aunt,
-
- Since I wrote you last, I walked one day in the city. A _black man_,
- _well dressed_, fell down in the street: as none was near, I run,
- took him in my arms, and carried him into a house of refreshment,
- where I immediately procured him assistance. Upon his recovery he
- acknowledged his obligations to me, and said, that but for me he must
- have died:--and at the end of the lottery of life, our last minutes,
- like benefit tickets left in the wheel, rise in their valuation. I
- accompanied him home, where I saw his wife; who, though as black as
- the collyed night, is as ingenious, sensible, and agreeable a woman as
- can be found among the daughters of England. He inquired of her for a
- friend; who arriving, to my inexpressible surprise proved to be the
- Marquis de Villeroy, but so emaciated that the eye of friendship could
- not behold him without shedding tears--he knew me at once, and ran to
- my embrace--This, said he to the black gentleman, is Lord Munster, my
- friend, the companion of my youth.
-
- After the joy we mutually testified at meeting, I could not help
- testifying my surprise at the alteration in his person! My Lord,
- replied he, I will acquaint you with the most extraordinary history
- that ever occurred to any one. Upon the receipt of your letter, I
- made no doubt, in the first impulse of passion, but you had betrayed
- me; I suddenly left the army, and travelled day and night until I
- took shipping for Rotterdam. On my arrival at that place, I found my
- father had left it; and was also informed of the honorable part you
- had acted, and that I had falsely flattered myself with the Countess's
- affection. I lamented your misfortune and my impatience, as on
- reflection I was sensible of the imprudence I had committed in leaving
- my post--I was determined, however, not to lie under any imputation
- of cowardice--I returned to--waited on the general officer--acquainted
- him with the real truth, obtained forgiveness of my fault, which
- was afterwards looked upon in a proper light, as I had the good
- fortune to distinguish myself soon after in two engagements. Upon
- our being ordered into winter-quarters, I obtained leave of absence,
- and was resolved if possible to discover to what place my father had
- retired; for although my love was hopeless, I flattered myself still
- with having it in my power to rescue the Countess de Sons from his
- _tyranny_, and restore her _to you_.
-
- My servant one day, with a face of joy, communicated to me that he
- had learned my father lived at a house near Marseilles. He heard this,
- he said, from a brother, who had an intrigue with one of the Duchess's
- maids.--Is the duke then married? said I.--Alas, my friend, said the
- Marquis, I am sorry to inform you, the object of your affections fell
- a victim to my father's designs--he compelled her to give him her
- hand!--I found he had turned the Countess's fortune into cash and
- jewels, on which he lived, being desirous of concealing the place of
- his abode, jealous to the last degree of her being seen! With this
- view all his servants _were females_.
-
- Notwithstanding these precautions, his domestics talked of his
- peculiarities; which occasioned interrogatories concerning his funds
- of expense. These the inquirers soon discovered were in specie in
- the house: this determined them to rob him. My servant's brother,
- who was courting the Duchess's maid, informed her _of me_; next day
- received a letter from my sister, who promised to admit me one night
- into the house, where she directed me to come in disguise with my
- servant!--Thus was I made a tool of by these ruffians: they meant
- to effect the robbery by _my means_; and if detected, flattered
- themselves they would be pardoned _on my account_! At the time
- appointed I went; Julia let me in, leaving the door open for my
- servant. She was beginning to inform me of all their distresses, when
- our ears were assaulted by an alarm-bell!--in an instant the house
- was filled with people; I heard my father say, Where is the rascal
- who calls himself my son? My servant, upon being discovered, had
- informed him, that I had hired him and his three companions (whom he
- had introduced into the house) to murder and rob him, and to carry
- off the ladies! It was in vain I assured him to the contrary; he would
- not hearken to me; he recollected how much I had been in love with his
- charming ward; he upbraided me with my wickedness, and perhaps did
- believe me guilty.
-
- This affair, I make no doubt, has been misrepresented in the
- world--we have no true histories, but such as have been written by
- those who were sincere enough to relate what they experienced, in what
- relates to themselves.
-
- I was seized, and carried to a dungeon until my trial; when, without
- a hearing, I was condemned for life to be a galley-slave, and sent
- for that purpose on board the gallies at Marseilles. The labour of a
- _galley-slave_, is become a proverb; nor is it without reason that
- this may be reckoned the greatest fatigue that can be inflicted on
- wretchedness.
-
- Imagine six men chained to their seats, entirely naked as when born,
- sitting with one foot on a block of timber fixed to the footstool;
- the other lifted up against the bench before them, holding in their
- hands an oar of an enormous size. Imagine them lengthening their
- bodies, their arms stretched out to push the oar over the backs of
- those before them; who are also themselves in a similar attitude.
- Having thus advanced their oar, they raise that end which they hold
- in their hands, to plunge the opposite in the sea; which done, they
- throw themselves back upon their benches below, which are somewhat
- hollowed to receive them. But none but those who have seen them labour
- can conceive how much they endure: none but such could be persuaded
- that human strength could sustain the fatigue which they undergo for
- an hour successively. But what cannot necessity and cruelty make men
- do? Almost impossibilities. Certainly no galley can be navigated in
- any other way, than by a crew of slaves, over whom a _comite_ may
- exercise the most unbounded authority. No free man could continue at
- the oar an hour unwearied: yet a slave must sometimes lengthen out
- his toil for ten, twelve, nay, for twenty hours, without the smallest
- intermission. On these occasions the _comites_, or some of the other
- mariners, put into the mouths of those wretches a bit of bread steeped
- in wine, to prevent their fainting through excess of fatigue or
- hunger, while their hands are employed upon the oar. At such times
- are heard nothing but horrid blasphemies, loud bursts of despair, or
- ejaculations to Heaven; all the slaves streaming with blood, while
- their unpitying taskmasters mix oaths and threats, and the smacking of
- whips, to fill up this dreadful harmony.
-
- At this time the captain roars to the _comite_ to redouble his
- blows; and when any one drops from his oar in a swoon, (which not
- unfrequently happens) he is whipped while any remains of life appear,
- and then thrown into the sea, without any farther ceremony. The
- _Diable Boitteux_, in order to make _Cleofas_ sensible of the happy
- condition of an inquisitor, tells him, Was not I a Dæmon, I would be
- an inquisitor? Were the devil to become a mortal, he would incline to
- be the _comite_ to the galley-slaves at Marseilles, whose hearts are
- inlapidated by cruelty.
-
- How these slaves are fed, to enable them to support such enormous
- toil, may be judged from the following account.--When it was necessary
- we should take some refreshment, the captain ordered _the dogs to
- their mess_. He only meant by this, that we should be served with
- beans, the usual food allowed us. These are indeed most intolerable
- eating, and what nothing but the most pinching hunger could dispense
- with. They are ill boiled, with scarce any oil, a little salt, and
- all to be eaten out of a capacious cauldron, not the cleanest in the
- world, as may easily be conceived.
-
- I was never so hungry but that I preferred eating my portion of
- bread dipped in vinegar and water to this mess, which even offended
- the sense of smelling. However, these, and twenty-two ounces of
- biscuit, are all the food allowed for a galley-slave. Each of the crew
- receives four ounces of this beverage; that is, provided none of it be
- secreted before it is brought upon deck, which is not unfrequently the
- case.
-
- I once had the curiosity to count the number of beans which
- a brother slave had got for all his portion, which amounted to
- just thirty; and those of the little black bean, commonly called
- horse-beans. We did not even commiserate one another. To pity, we
- must be acquainted with the sufferings of our fellow-creatures, but
- not feel them. When we know by experience what pain is, we pity those
- who suffer; but when we ourselves are in pain, we then feel only what
- we ourselves undergo. In every station, subject to the calamities of
- life, we allow to others that share of our sensibility only which we
- have no occasion for ourselves. People in ease, people in affluence,
- may think otherwise, but it is not _in nature_.
-
- Dreadful as this was, I have always thought death a punishment that
- was no way adequate to the crimes of some public villains who have
- been punished with it; and I am certain the most cowardly among men,
- would prefer it to being a galley-slave. We are condemned to death by
- nature; the sentence of the law, and the hand of the hangman, only
- anticipate a few months or days; but to be daily wishing for death, as
- a friend, to relieve us, and to be debarred of all means of meeting
- him, is such a quintessence of wretchedness as would, I believe, make
- all mankind keep a strict guard upon their actions, that they may
- avoid falling into it.[38]
-
- From this infernal state of existence I was delivered by Mr Worthy,
- who is a slave-merchant--he saw, and pitied my distress--he had
- accidentally saved the life of one of the ruffians who had assisted in
- the attempt to rob my father. This man afterwards, upon his death-bed,
- acquainted his good master of my situation, who promised to release
- me. This was effected by his giving a large sum to the captain and the
- _comite_. The secret was told me; it was agreed I should pretend to
- faint, and appear insensible; when I should be thrown into the sea as
- dead--This happily succeeded.
-
- Nothing can be more unjust than to confine the instance of humanity
- within the narrow circle of a few European nations. The noble, the
- generous, the humane dispositions are diffused throughout all nature,
- and exert their engaging force wherever a body of men subsists. Virtue
- and vice are mingled in all societies: we have savages in Italy; and
- there are worthy men amongst those we call savages. Christians do
- often those things which a modest heathen would blush at, and, while
- they boast of their religion, are strangers to the common laws of
- humanity. It should be the boast of a wise man to despise nothing that
- he is not well acquainted with, and to do justice to all mankind, of
- whatever country or complexion.--Virtue, like the rays of the sun,
- shines over the whole habitable globe, enlivens the moral, as that the
- material world, and exerts its benign influences from the _scorching
- equinox_ to the _frozen poles_. We feel its force; all communities are
- bound together by its magnetic influence; and without it the nations
- of Barbary would be covered with devastation, and no more inhabited
- than the scorching sands of its inhospitable deserts.
-
- Mr Worthy no sooner cast his eyes on me, and perceived my sorrow,
- than pity, tenderness, and compassion glowed in his countenance; his
- eyes moistened with generous sympathy, and the first word he spoke
- convinced me that he already felt _all I had suffered_. But there is
- no pleasure so transporting to him, as to be in any way instrumental
- in making any of the human species happy.
-
- I acquiesced in the justice of these sentiments--and could not
- sufficiently admire the fortitude which had supported the Marquis
- under such unheard-of trials! And as our sense of many high
- enjoyments, both natural and moral, is exceedingly heightened by our
- having observed or experienced many of the contrary evils; he bids
- fair at least to be contented, when he looks back to the horrors he
- has escaped. The poet says,
-
- The heart can ne'er a transport know
- That never felt a pain.
-
- It may easily be conceived the Marquis is most anxious to inquire
- after his family--but gratitude to Mr Worthy has made him accompany
- him to England.
-
- When I seemed to compassionate his sufferings, his gratitude assumed
- a grateful humility; but the moment I appeared the least inattentive
- to his misfortunes, his countenance collected such an air of dignity,
- as not only reproached my seeming want of sensibility, but reminded
- me also, that his sufferings were not the consequences of guilt, nor
- could in the least degree lessen his greatness of mind.
-
- I find Mr Worthy has a law-suit depending; when that is settled
- he is to accompany my friend to Italy. He appears to me a very
- acute, sensible man;--we were talking the other day of the
- disturbances at Madras, and of the strange conduct of the people
- in Leadenhall-Street--He said it put him in mind of Anacharsus's
- observation to Solon, as they were returning from a public assembly,
- 'That he could not help being greatly astonished to find, that, in
- their deliberations, it was the _wise that spoke_, and that _fools
- that decided_.' I believe, in public assemblies, this will be found
- generally to be the case, where party governs, and the most powerful
- cabal is generally composed of the least rational.
-
- I attend these dear friends everywhere. The Marquis is an _amateur_,
- and his taste will be highly gratified, when at Munster-house, to view
- the prodigies of _your creation_--he is a descendant of the Medici
- family: consequently highly charmed with the character of the Countess
- of Darnley. But this is a subject, I am incapable of entering upon--to
- praise exquisite merit is perhaps the most difficult part of polite
- writing, and which I have no talents for; but which if I possessed, I
- should tire you with what few other ladies ever yet was--_their own
- praises_. But I will yield to none in what I value myself upon, being
- truly and affectionately.
-
- Yours
- MUNSTER
-
-The Marquis de Villeroy became much enamoured with Lady Eliza, whose
-compassion for his misfortunes had so far softened her heart in his
-favor, that she listened to him first with complacency, afterwards with
-tenderness, and at last with the most lively interest. Congenial souls
-soon form an union. She acknowledged her partiality for him, but that no
-predilection whatever could induce her to leave her country and friends.
-This opinion was greatly strengthened by the idea she entertained of the
-inconstancy of mankind, and the little regard they pay to women after a
-few years possession.
-
-The Marquis thought his renouncing his native country would be too
-great a sacrifice to be offered at the altar of the Graces. Yet the
-idea of parting with Lady Eliza was what he was unable to support.--She
-told him it would be in vain to think of making her soften the rigour
-of her decree; for it proceeded from a firmness, which nothing could
-conquer! for, from all her observations in life, no love ever lasted
-long enough to make it worth while to sacrifice every thing else to
-it; the _Paradisiac_ vision of eternal constancy having long vanished
-from these sublunary regions:--and that unless he would reside in
-England--she never would be his!--A sigh, which stole from him, conveyed
-to Lady Eliza the height of his despair--his embarrassment and dejection
-increased her regard for him, while it awakened a tender commiseration
-for them, believing herself entirely the cause of them. She therefore
-thought it incumbent on her to endeavour to remove them by every
-attention in her power.--In consequence of this consideration in his
-favor, she strove to look cheerful, though she was not a little hurt at
-finding it absolutely necessary to reject so amiable and deserving a
-man.
-
-The Marquis, perceiving that remonstrances would be ineffectual,
-took his leave with a heart distracted by grief, perplexity, and
-despair! Being naturally of a restless, gloomy disposition, and of
-violent passions, in his despair he thought his adventures had been so
-extraordinary that he was doomed to be wretched! and formed a resolution
-of laying violent hands on himself: and the more he meditated on his
-situation, the more strongly was he confirmed in his precipitate
-resolution. Yet, as the instinct of self-preservation is one of the
-strongest in our frame, it inspired him with a counter-idea, that of
-renouncing Italy; this only acquiescence being requisite to recommend
-him to Lady Eliza, without whom his life would be a burthen. He
-communicated his intentions to Lord Munster, who apprised his sister of
-this proof of the Marquis's attachment for her.
-
-Flattered to the greatest degree at the strength of his affection,
-she promised to give him her hand on his return from Italy--where he
-must necessarily go, to prove the identity of his person, and to take
-possession of his fortune.
-
-The Marquis made immediate preparations for his journey, and soon set
-out, accompanied by his friend Mr Worthy, Mrs Worthy accompanying Lady
-Eliza to Munster-house--Soon after their arrival Lord and Lady Darnley
-rejoined them with their little son, her ladyship being too tender a
-mother to leave him behind her, or to commit him to the care of any but
-herself. The tender brain of _Newton_, or _Alexander_, altered in their
-infancy by a small compression, or slight commotion, might have rendered
-the first stupid, and the other a wise King--Yet people in general,
-though emulous of obtaining wealth for their heirs, commit them to the
-care of uninterested hirelings. Sir Harry Bingley, his aunt and sister,
-and most of the parties already introduced to the reader, assembled at
-Munster house to spend the summer.
-
-Mrs Lee had rejected every overture from her husband for a
-reconciliation, whilst his health and fortune lasted--but to a mind
-like hers, misfortunes cancelled every injury--His fortune ruined,
-his health impaired, he plunged deeper and deeper into every species
-of excess. This soon brought him to the greatest distress, and he was
-so much reduced as to be in want of the common necessaries of life.
-Mrs Lee, upon being informed of his deplorable situation, immediately
-converted that villa in Wales, of which there has been a description
-given[39], into money, paid her husband's debts, and accompanied him at
-a wretched hovel, to which his poverty, the consequence of his crimes,
-and infidelity (_to her_) had reduced him.--There she continued, shewing
-him every attention until his decease; when she came with Lady Darnley
-to Munster-house.
-
-Lady Eliza soon received the following Letter from the Marquis de
-Villeroy.
-
- Madam, Venice.
-
- On my arrival at this place, I found that, on the report of my
- death, my father had consigned over his estate to a near relation
- of mine--who knew me at once, though so emaciated, and has acted in
- the most honorable manner to me. My father has retired to La-Trappe
- in France: thither my duty must lead me, previous to the happiness I
- shall receive in throwing myself at your feet.
-
- Were I disposed to draw the most engaging _portrait_ imaginable,
- I could easily find a subject; but as you may possibly wish for an
- intimate acquaintance with the original, I shall omit the attempt,
- since it would be difficult for you to obtain it from that principle
- in human nature which makes us strangers _to ourselves_.
-
- I shall detain your ladyship no longer, than to request you will
- inform my friend, your brother, that I am mortified to be unable to
- deliver his letter to Mademoiselle de Querci--no such person can be
- found.
-
- Need I paint that passion I have given you such proofs of?--No;
- all descriptions would fall short of my feelings. I will ever yield
- to every wish your soul can form; you are entirely absolute, unless
- you should attempt impossibilities, amongst which I reckon this as
- the greatest--for me to breathe a moment without being entirely and
- inviolably yours.
-
- DE VILLEROY.
-
-It may here be, perhaps, proper to inform the reader of what perhaps his
-own sagacity may have made him anticipate--The Duke de Salis had neither
-been able, by intreaties or threats, to compel the Countess de Sons to
-marry him, though he had given out that she had; this induced him to
-keep both her and his daughter closely confined. It has been already
-related, how he had consigned over his son as a house-breaker;--when
-he found him condemned to the gallies--like the cruel inconsistency
-of an _Admiral's[40] judges_--he laid himself under the necessity of
-declaiming the equity of his own sentence--and when he found the decree
-against his son was inevitable--unable to bear the reproaches of his
-inward monitor, and listening to the whispers of a gloomy disposition,
-he became almost frantic--In this situation of mind, torn with the
-agonies of grief, he became more careless of his ward--and the Countess
-and Julia escaped from him--After his conduct to his son--they trembled
-lest in some act of despair he should on some future occasion equal the
-past scene, which _chilled them with horror_--The Countess was seized
-with the small-pox, which altered her features considerably, without
-impairing her beauty; this circumstance facilitated their eluding all
-search after them from the Duke, as Julia wore men's clothes; and they
-supported themselves by the sale of jewels.
-
-The intelligent reader now perceives, that Mademoiselle Querci and her
-brother, were no other than the Countess de Sons and Julia, whom Lord
-Munster had met at Venice.
-
-When the Duke de Salis retired to La-Trappe, the Countess de Sons
-appeared, and took possession of her fortune. She had remained
-constantly and sincerely attached to Lord Munster was flattered by his
-attentions at Venice, and found her esteem increased by the regard
-he paid to his pre engagements; but would not at that time discover
-herself, fearing that she only flattered herself that he saw her
-with the eyes of affection, and lest the small-pox had made _such_
-an alteration, as might change his sentiments. Upon the Marquis de
-Villeroy's arrival in Italy, she was highly charmed to receive a letter
-from Lord Munster addressed to Mademoiselle de Querci, and determined to
-accompany him and Julia to England; but this was carefully concealed, to
-render the discovery more pleasing.
-
-In the mean time, the family at Munster-house passed their time most
-agreeably, though Lord Munster, Sir Harry Bingley, and Mrs Lee, (who
-knew nothing of Mr Villars) often were melancholy and _distrait_.
-
-Lord Munster made great preparations to celebrate the anniversary of
-Lady Darnley's wedding-day: on which occasion a number of buildings
-were added to those already mentioned on the pleasure-grounds--As all
-the best artificers were on the spot, these were executed in the ablest
-manner. One temple he finished without the inspection of any one.
-
-On the morning of the masquerade, walking out with Sir Harry Bingley,
-he told him he should be glad to have his opinion of it. In this temple
-was painted the _cataract_ of the river Dahl, which he had drawn on
-the spot[41]--the cottage where Miss Harris resided--and herself at
-work, in the same way in which he saw her, with her lovely boy playing
-beside her (Miss Harris had permitted Lord Munster to draw her picture,
-and he had fortunately taken an exact likeness)--Sir Harry Bingley
-started at beholding it, and exclaimed, 'It is her, it is, by Heaven,
-it is her! What artist drew the picture? it is, it is herself!'--he
-then sunk almost motionless in a chair!--Lord Munster carelessly
-answered--'Bingley, are you mad? That picture _cannot_ concern you; I
-painted it from life! Where did you see her? Answer but that question,
-and I am gone, gone that instant; the world should not detain me!' 'It
-is, it is, my Lord, the lovely woman I told you of. But her graces
-were yet more charming still than her beauty! an external glare of
-beauty may _captivate the eye, and ravish the sight_; but it is the
-graces that win the heart, that powerfully attract every faculty of a
-kindred mind!--I loved her, and was beloved! She loved my person, not
-my fortune. Her tenderness, her affection were my only joy!' 'Why then,
-replied Lord Munster, did you leave her? but make yourself easy on her
-account; she can be nothing to you; I expect her soon in England.'--'In
-England!'--'Yes, Sir, in England, I fancy by this time she is married
-to my friend Ogilby.' 'Lord Ogilby!' 'Yes; he was passionately in
-love with her: she absolutely refused him; but it is not likely,
-possessing such beauty, such perfections--slighted by the author of her
-exclusion from every dear and valuable claim in society, relations,
-friends, reputation, and protection--that she should continue deaf to
-the earnest solicitations of _another_, who can restore her to these
-advantages--such a man as Ogilby, a tender lover, who would sacrifice
-his time and fortune to her, and who promised he would be _a father to
-her boy_.'
-
-Sir Henry's senses appeared suspended.--He at last repeated,
-'Distraction, madness, fury! But, by the great God of Heaven--he shall
-not be a _father to my boy_!' The agitation of his spirits rendered
-him almost unintelligible: Lord Munster could only understand that
-he intended to set out directly--he therefore dissuaded him from
-it--telling him, that if he refused staying that day (on which he
-meant to mark his respect to Lady Darnley) that he must renounce his
-friendship for ever! 'My Lord, returned he, I honor, I love you; your
-virtues demand the first, your amiable engaging qualities the last;
-but were you God instead of man you should not detain me!--A few hours
-may render her the wife of the happy Ogilby! There is damnation in
-that thought!'--As Lord Munster had contrived an agreeable surprise
-to Sir Henry--and Miss Harris and her child were actually arrived,
-and concealed at Mr Burt's, who had taken a separate house, for
-retirement,--it was necessary he should detain him; and as he had forgot
-to ask where there scene represented _was_, he availed himself of that
-circumstance, saying, 'Since, Sir, I cannot command your _complaisance_,
-I may at least enforce your _obedience_, for you know not _where_ to go,
-without I tell you--and my lips shall be sealed up _for ever_, unless
-you pass this night here--If in the morning you choose to set off, I
-will instruct you in every particular.' In the time Lord Munster was
-enjoying Sir Harry's happiness--some of his friends were equally engaged
-for him. The Countess de Sons and Julia, the Marquis de Villeroy, Mr
-Villars, and Mr Worthy, came to London before the masquerade--Mr Villars
-wrote to Lord Darnley, acquainting him privately with their arrival, and
-it was agreed in return they should all make their appearance on that
-occasion.
-
-This entertainment was executed equal to the munificence and taste of
-Lord Munster--and as it was given entirely in honor of Lady Darnley,
-the principal objects in his arrangements had a reference to her. Never
-was parental affection more fondly evinced, never was filial gratitude
-more entire.--It has been already observed, that nothing was ever more
-elegantly planned than Munster Village, the farm adjoining, and the
-pleasure-grounds which lead to the house: in the farm you wandered from
-variety to variety; buildings of great utility and much fancy, groves
-inspiring different sensations, from the lucid summits that wake the
-mind to gaiety, to the dark brown or _clair obscure_ of trees crowding
-their branches together in the vale, which possess the soul with
-home-felt contemplation.
-
-Above three hundred of the nobility and people of fashion in the
-neighbourhood were invited. Lord and Lady Darnley, Lord Munster, Lady
-Eliza, and Mr Worthy, were the only people unmarked. They received the
-company in the temple of Minerva, which faced a fine piece of water,
-on which there is an island. The river represented the Styx[42], the
-island Elysium, and Charon ferried over passengers. His boat landing,
-the names of Demosthenes, Aristotle, Pindar, Plato, Apelles, Phidias,
-and Praxiteles, were announced to Lady Darnley--They were all dressed
-in Grecian habits. Demosthenes, in an elegant harangue, acquainted her,
-that the wise Minos had indulged them in their request, of taking that
-opportunity of doing homage to her superlative merit, and to return her
-thanks for reviving their memories in the encouragement she gave to the
-arts and sciences, as under her patronage the Muses had made Munster
-Village their capital seat. He then expatiated on the advantages she
-had procured to society--the influence of the philosophic spirit in
-humanizing the mind, and preparing it for intellectual exertion and
-delicate pleasures--in exploring, by the help of geometry, the system of
-the universe--in promoting navigation, agriculture, medicine, and moral
-and political science. Lady Darnley (though totally unprepared, being
-ignorant of her nephew's plans) made a very ready and polite answer,
-returning them thanks for the honor they did her, which (she said) as it
-could afford them no other _pleasure_, than that of _obliging_, rendered
-the obligation greater. Demosthenes replied, that great geniuses are
-always superior to their own abilities.
-
-Some time after Charon was observed to land some passengers in Roman
-habits; they proved to be Cicero, Lucretius, Livy, Virgil, Horace, Ovid,
-Varro, Tibullus, and Vitruvius. Cicero advancing, made Lady Darnley a
-speech similar to that of Demosthenes--as like thoughts will be ever
-born of the like subjects, by people who live in corresponding periods
-of the _progression of manners_. In such cases some considerable
-_similarity_ of expression may be occasioned by the agency of _general
-principles_. Lady Darnley made a gracious reply, intimating her small
-merit, and the apprehensions she felt that physical causes might impede
-her good intentions; that her powers had been limited; but that she was
-far from thinking with Boileau, that wherever there is a Mæccenas, a
-Virgil or an Horace will arise, (curtsying to these gentlemen.) Cicero
-observed to her the happiness she enjoyed in living at a _period_
-distinguished by men of such shining abilities in every department!
-
-Lady Darnley answered, that he honored her countrymen very much: that
-she acknowledged we have at present very able men in every department;
-but that in morality she was afraid we have refined more upon the
-_vices_ of the ancients than _their virtues_, and she could not help
-questioning whether there was any minister, magistrate, or lawyer, now
-in Europe, who could explain the discoveries of Newton, or the ideas
-of Leibnitz, in the same manner as the principles of Zeno, Plato, and
-Epicurus, had been illustrated at Rome[43].
-
-He thanked her for her polite compliment, and retired with his
-companions.
-
-They were succeeded by Italians, who were announced Lawrence de Medicis,
-Michael Angelo, Raphael, Titian, Ariosto, and Tasso. Lawrence de
-Medicis expressed his happiness from having been permitted the honor
-of paying his respects to her, and admiring the works of her creation,
-and complimented her in the name of his friends for the encouragement
-she had afforded the arts.--She said, the applause of the worthy is too
-valuable to be received with indifference; but still modestly declined
-the praises bestowed on her, saying, she had endeavoured to follow
-_his_ example, although the imitation was _a faint one_; and that the
-only commendation she aspired to was from _the attempt_. That without
-her assistance, she made no doubt, if physical causes did not prevent
-it[44], that the society for the encouragement of arts, manufactures,
-and commerce in London, is well calculated to diffuse a spirit of taste
-in this nation--a society, which, without neglecting what tends more
-immediately to the improvement of agriculture, and the necessary arts
-of life, gives the most honorable encouragement to those which are
-elegant and ornamental. Had such a society been instituted fifty years
-ago, London, perhaps by this time, would have been the grand seat of the
-arts, as it is the envied seat of freedom.
-
-Michael Angelo, that celebrated restorer of the arts of painting,
-sculpture, and architecture, expressed how infinitely he was charmed
-with Munster Village[45].--'What is really beautiful, said he, does
-not depend either upon fashion, or times; there may be _different
-ways_ of expressing things in different ages; but there can only
-_be one_ of conceiving them properly.' The temple, in which they
-were, was adorned with the paintings of Raphael[46], copied by an
-able artist. Lady Darnley, pointing to these, (and addressing him)
-said 'There is proof how much we fall short, how faintly we copy
-originals!'--Raphael replied, that her ladyship did him much honor;
-the pieces she had selected, had met with the suffrage of the public;
-but that, in his own acceptation, _the cartoons_ were the best of his
-performances--which he apprehended a juster prevailing taste at present
-condemned: Otherwise the father of his people, approved of by Minos--so
-good so indulgent a prince to his subjects--would not lock them up
-from public observations.--Lady Darnley was here quite at a loss; she
-blushed, hesitated, unwilling either to refuse her sovereign _taste_ or
-_philanthropy_!
-
-Lawrence de Medicis perceiving her situation, in pity of her confusion,
-retired with his company.
-
-Charon again landed a groupe of figures; their dress declared them
-English, of the reign of King Charles II--They proved to be the Duke
-of Buckingham[47], Sir William Petty, Mr Dryden, Mr Locke, Mr Waller,
-etc. The Duke addressed Lady Darnley with that polite address peculiar
-to himself in his age, and which has since been sedulously studied, to
-the prevention of qualities which it should only be the harbinger of--he
-expatiated on her merit; that she had obliged the whole nation, as every
-one individual might receive improvement or pleasure by her means.--Lady
-Darnley returned him a most gracious answer, still intimating her
-apprehensions, that the arts perhaps were not likely to thrive in this
-soil, where our pursuits, opinions, and inclinations, vary with the
-weather--that the declension of letters after the reign of Charles
-II. but too fully justified her opinion.--The Duke answered her, that
-indeed that was the common and received opinion, and that the reign she
-mentioned was the Augustan age in England; but that he had the honor to
-assure her, that a just taste was by no means then formed.--The progress
-of philological learning, and the _Belles Lettres_ was obstructed by
-the institution of the Royal Society, which turned the thoughts of men
-of genius to physical inquiries.--To that body we were indebted for the
-discoveries relating to light, the principle of gravitation, the motion
-of the fixed stars, the geometry of transcidental qualities; but that
-it was left to her ladyship to revive the agreeable arts, for which her
-name must be handed down to posterity with honor.
-
-The following dialogue ensued between Charon and a Beau.
-
- Beau.--I have seen all parts of the world, and should like to take
- a view of Elysium, being rather tired of this side of the Styx.
-
- [48] Mercury to Charon.--He is too frivolous an animal to present to
- the wife Minos!
-
- Charon.--Minos, Sir, knows nothing of _the graces_--but if you
- please I will row you to the infernal regions.
-
- Beau.--With all my heart, I believe I shall meet more people of
- fashion there[49]; but, good master Charon, in what way shall I pass
- my time?
-
- Charon.--If you are fond of doing nothing (a favourite passion with
- many fine gentlemen) Theseus will readily resign his seat to you: or
- if it is your genius, like many others, to choose to be,
-
- '_Though without business, yet in full employ,_'
-
- you may join Sisyphus, or accompany the Danaides.
-
- Beau.--Neither of these will suit me; _idleness_ is _insipid_, and I
- _detest business_! But are there no public places?
-
- Charon.--O! yes; great variety: each person in that place pursues
- those inclinations, whereby he had been swayed, or had rendered
- himself remarkable here on earth.
-
- Beau.--There are fine women then, of course?
-
- Charon.--As to women, no seraglio in the world comes up to it; as a
- part of whatever the world, since its creation, has ever yet produced,
- of lovely and enchanting amongst women are there assembled.--There
- you may view and gaze, with admiration, upon Helen, whose bewitching
- charms were so destructive to the family, the city, and the empire
- of King Priam.--On each side of her are Galatea, and Bressis, Lais,
- Phryne, and thousands more--There also you may behold in all their
- charms, in the full lustre of attraction, and decked in every grace,
- some of those happy fair-ones, whom the greatest poets, so lavish in
- their praise, have in their lays immortalised; such, amongst many
- others, are the Corinna of Ovid, the Lydia of Horace, the Lesbia
- of Catullus, the Delia of Tibullus, the Licoris of Gallus, and the
- Cynthia of Propertius.
-
- Beau.--I will go; I am enchanted with the idea of seeing these _dear
- creatures_.--But I will shiver the wheel and distaff of the Destinies
- against the wall, and spoil their housewifery--I'll take their
- spindle, where hang the threads of human life like beams driven from
- the sun, and mix them all together, kings and beggars! But hark'ee,
- master Charon, is there good music? I cannot do well without music!
-
- Charon.--There are all kinds of concerto's and opera's, both vocal
- and instrumental, executed by the very _best_ of the Italians, and
- the most celebrated voices from every part of the world. There are
- various pieces performed in all languages, and in all kinds of taste,
- for the universal satisfaction of the audience. Those who have a
- taste for ancient music, will be more gratified than they can be in
- Tottenham-street[50]. They will hear with admiration the gentle flute
- of Marsius, be ravished with the thorough-bass of Stentor, and expire
- with delight at the thrilling note of Misurus's trumpet.
-
- Beau.--All this is charming; but what sort of a table is kept?
- One cannot altogether live on _love_ and _music_, though one must
- _languish_ and _expire_ without them, as well _as with them_!
-
- Charon.--If you are fond of good cheer, you have nothing to do but
- to pay a visit to Tantalus. Are you thirsty? The Styx, the Cocytus,
- and the Phlegethon present their waves to your acceptance.
-
- Beau.--I should indeed rather prefer the nectar of the Gods--but as
- I shall not stay long (for I make it a rule never to stay long in a
- place) water may suffice!
-
- Charon.--It would have been as easy to have escaped from the
- Labyrinth of Dædalus, as the infernal regions!
-
- Beau.--I have always (though as wild as March, and inconstant as
- April) been a favourite with the fair! Ariadne procured for her
- Theseus a means of escape.
-
- Charon.--I make no doubt, from your conversation, that you are not
- only the favourite, but the blessed Adonis of all the women: but
- _that_ will avail you nothing. Lucifer, the unpitying Lucifer, though
- you should promise to offer him every day three hundred bulls in
- sacrifice[51], would not lend you even one of the smallest of his imps
- to help you to get out.
-
- Beau.--Did not Hercules escape from it, and carry Cerberus along
- with him? Did not Æneas (with the assistance of the golden bough, and
- led by the Cumæan Sybil) take the same journey to pay a visit to his
- father? Why may not I, like Orpheus, go to visit it while living?
-
- Charon.--Orpheus was particularly indulged, and Eurydice restored to
- him on account of his charming voice, and the delightful music of his
- lyre! You have no such pretensions. But Alecto, Megara, and Tysiphone,
- will receive you graciously and open the gates of _Tartarus_ to you.
- The least of your exploits will entitle you to their attentions:--they
- are too good, too reasonable, too indulgent to require from you the
- very great pains you have taken, through the whole course of your
- life, to recommend yourself to them.
-
- Beau.--Let us go then, old boy! I will try what a little flattery
- will do with them! I can _say with Cæsar_, I wonder what fear
- is!--(Aside) But my heart plaguily misgives me for _all that_! but in
- my circumstances I must change for the better; my money is gone; and
- as I never gamed, I cannot expect the _club_, _or the waiters at the
- club_, to make _a subscription for me_!
-
-Two peers and a baronet applied to Charon, to ferry them over to
-Munster-house: but Mercury again interfered, telling Lord C----d that
-although he had been thought in the world not to have been _sans quelque
-goût_ in the _belle maniere_, and had been an encourager of the _Belles
-Lettres_, yet as Minos only permitted them to come back to the world (in
-the present case) to do honor to superlative feminine merit, none but
-such who had paid a proper respect to the sex in their life-time could
-be indulged in that pleasure. But if he would burn his book (wherein he
-depreciates women, and considers them only as the toys of dalliance)
-in _the fiery billows of Phlegethon_, he would intercede for him with
-Minos. This the peer rejecting, his brother the baronet intreated to
-be permitted to go in his stead; but Mercury reminded him, he had
-pulled down a house built by Inigo Jones, and therefore could have no
-pretensions to taste!
-
-Lord L----n was ferried over by himself; and after paying his
-compliments to Lady Darnley, returned; when the following dialogue
-took place in Elysium between his lordship, and the other peer above
-mentioned.
-
-Lord C----d.---- Your lordship may believe that I could have no great
-pleasure in seeing a woman's follies: I was only desirous of inquiring
-what they are doing at home, or in America? Did I desire to punish an
-enemy in the severest manner, I would inflict nothing worse upon him
-than to oblige him to listen to all the follies in which he has no
-share, and to be witness to gaieties in which he cannot partake. My
-heart was never dilated by the amplitude of generous principles; nothing
-was ever interesting to me, but in proportion as it contributed to my
-_own_ particular _gratifications_. Curiosity now however prevailed with
-me to attempt going to discover in what way they are going on, being
-apprehensive of the consequences of the measures formerly adopted.
-Whoever would deprive men of their natural rights, is an enemy to
-the race of men; and he that thinks it can be effectuated without
-universal mischief, is a stranger to the ways of Providence; the
-most invariable rule of which is, That nothing contradictory to its
-original laws shall ever be accomplished, either of a physical or moral
-nature, without bringing ruin on that people which has instituted it.
-How few are capable of distinguishing the good and pernicious effects
-which will follow the instituting a new law, before it is enacted! To
-remedy present evils, they make a law which brings greater mischiefs
-along with it, though imperceptible to their shallow capacities. No
-two understandings on earth are more different than a judicial and
-legislative; many men enjoy the first, who have not the least emanation
-of the second. When a law is to be founded, which depends on the first
-principles in human nature, there genius only can effectuate any
-discovery of truth; the mind must dart forward into futurity, from
-the principles which it knows in human nature: a genius of quite a
-different kind from that of distinguishing between right and wrong in
-any particular case. The first only can form the legislator, and plan
-laws of utility and public good, the latter decide of the consequences
-of them when they are made. The one capacity is the most rare, most
-excellent and beneficial blessing bestowed on man; the other to be found
-in almost all mankind, or attainable by habit, yet useful when confined
-to its proper sphere of action, and not permitted to rove, with the
-imagination of the superior _few_, amongst the regions of exalted
-genius.
-
-Lord L----n.---- It is not enough, my Lord, that the English are a
-_miserable_, they render themselves a _ridiculous_ people: And, after
-all the noise the brawlers make in the lower house, they only fight the
-battles, aid the wishes of the Americans, and exalt the triumph of the
-French! In private life it is reckoned a good expedient, for the sake
-of an easy, quiet life, to be patient and submissive under what are
-supposed _necessary evils_: but I differ so much from this maxim, that
-I am convinced those will ever be _trod upon_ who _creep_; and that
-certain submissions derogatory to a sense of honor in an individual or
-the nation, never _prevent the blow_, though it may be _protracted_ for
-a reason, in order to lay it on with a redoubled force at a time our
-strength is weakened, and that we are debilitated by our mortifications
-and a sense of the submissions we have made injurious to the honor of
-an individual or the pride of the nation. It is a mortifying area, but
-must have its place in the annals of this disgraced kingdom, whilst
-extravagance and every species of gaieties daily increase.
-
-I am sorry to acquaint your Lordship, that the publication of your
-book has given in England the same wound to morality and business
-as the publication of _the spirit of laws_ has given in France to
-the monarchical constitution. The English study nothing now but the
-_Graces_. Procrastination is the _ton_, because any thing _abrupt
-is ungraceful_. The increase of manners has always been thought as
-imperceptible as the hand of a clock, which though in constant motion
-cannot be distinguished in _that motion_. But your book has occasioned a
-more rapid change: your countrymen having exchanged the _armour of Mars_
-for the _amours of Venus_, their _greatness of mind_ and _magnanimity_
-for _trifling pursuits_; and, instead of speaking forcibly in the
-senate, they whine a tale of love in the ear of their mistresses: having
-descended suddenly, like skilful musicians, from the _forte_ and the
-_pomposo_ to the _pia_ and the _pianissimo_. Refinement will bring us
-back to barbarity--far be it from me to suppose such an event can happen
-suddenly; but in the course of a few years, I make no doubt, as a man in
-days of yore that could read _had the benefit of clergy_, so will a man
-be esteemed an able minister, or an expert negotiator of business, if he
-can write a pretty sonnet--or dance a good minuet.
-
-Lord C----d.---- The graces, my lord, I still say, the graces for
-ever--and as to dancing, can there be any science more useful for a
-minister to learn--to figure _out_ with a good grace, never to _lose
-time_, and not even to nod, instead of _sleeping a century_?[52]
-
-Two other passengers applied to Charon to ferry them over the Styx,
-Homer and Ossian.
-
-Mercury told Charon that he might carry Homer to Olympus, and place him
-with the Demigods; but he could not be permitted to go to Munster-house,
-for the same reason Lord C----d had been rejected: But Ossian had a just
-claim to that indulgence.
-
-The Chief of other years being landed, addressed Lady Darnley as
-follows:
-
- Ossian.----I have escaped from _the narrow-house_[53]! I have
- crossed _Col-amon_[54], O daughter of Munster, to behold thy glory.
- My joy returns as when I first beheld the maid, the white-bosomed
- daughter of strangers, _Moina_[55] with the dark blue eyes: But
- _Crimiona_[56] should be thy name, for thou art the guiding star of
- the women of Albion, who mark no years with their deeds! Time rolls
- on, seasons return, but they are still unknown. Vanity is their
- recompence; and when their years shall have an end, no grey stone
- shall rise to their renown! But the departure of thy soul shall be a
- stream of light! A thousand bards shall sing of thy praise; and the
- maids of harmony, with their trembling harps, shall relate thy mighty
- deeds!
-
- Thy son, when the years of his youth shall arise, will raise the
- mould about thy stone, and bid it speak to other years! The joy of his
- grief will be great! Like the memory of joys that are past, pleasant
- and mournful to the soul. He will say, 'she will not come forth in her
- beauty, will move no more in the steps of her loveliness: but she will
- be like the rainbow on streams, or the gilding of sun-beams on the
- hills! She has not fallen unknown! Her fame surrounded her like light;
- her rays, like those of the sun, cherished all on whom they fell. Her
- wealth was the support of the needy; the weak rested secure in her
- halls! She softened at the sight of the sad; her blue eyes rolled in
- tears for the afflicted; her breast of snow heaved for the oppressed;
- and the moving of her lips assuaged their grief!--O sons of Albion,
- may you behold her son, like the _halo_ of the _rainbow_, exhibit _the
- same_ though _fainter colours_!'
-
- Lady Darnley.--Father of heroes, dweller of eddying winds, thy
- praise gladdens my heart! My soul is exalted, my fame secured, by the
- voice of Conna[57]! Thou hast been a beam of light to latter times, as
- thy mighty deeds have been remembered, though thou hast long been a
- blast!
-
- Thy renown grew only on the fall of the haughty; thy foes were the
- sons of the guilty; but thine arms rescued the feeble!
-
- Thou wentest forth in echoing steel, and conquered the king of many
- isles: He brought thee his daughter Oina-moral, as an offering of
- peace. She was gentle as the evening breeze; her hair was of a raven
- black, and her bosom vied in whiteness with the _Canna_[58] on the
- Fuar-Bhean[59].--And though thy locks were young, yielded her to the
- hero she loved[60]! But like unto Cathmor[61] of old, I perceive the
- sound of thy praises is displeasing to thine ear!
-
- Ossian.--Just praise, like the water of a _clear fountain_, was ever
- pleasant to my taste; but I never rejoiced in unmerited applause,
- resigning that _muddy joy_ to the sons of later days!
-
- It is true, O daughter of Albion, that, surrounded by the valiant in
- arms, I conquered the king of many isles--that he presented the maid
- to me in her loveliness as an offering of peace! She purpled the morn
- with blushes as she approached, and scattered such bright rays, as the
- sun might have dressed his beams with for that day's glory! But she
- had given her heart to another, and met my eyes of love with sorrow!
- In thrilling notes vibrating from her inmost soul, she conveyed to me
- the pangs of her heart! 'Breaker of the shield (said she) give ear
- unto the voice of mourning, attend to my tale, of woe--a tale, which
- though thy eyes of steel are used more to strike fire than shed a
- tear, must have that power to move thee.'
-
- My parents had seen many returning seasons with their springs,
- but no offspring of theirs arose. My mother lamented a disgrace,
- scarce known amongst the daughters of Caledonia. She consulted the
- cunning-man of the rock: He said, 'Daughter, be of good cheer; take
- the son of thine adversary that is low, rear him; thy piety will be
- rewarded; thou shalt have a daughter whom thou _must give him to
- wife_!' When she declared this unto my father (as she was stricken in
- years) there immediately ran a smile over his face, like the little
- ruffling of water when a gentle breeze breathes upon the surface of a
- lake; but he adopted Tonthormid, and some moons after I came forth as
- a flower; but as the bud, hit with an envious worm ere he can spread
- his sweet leaves to the air, or dedicate his beauty to the sun, dies,
- so shall I soon fly away as a shadow. Not the white down that decks
- the silver swan is more unlike the sooty raven's back, than my lover
- from the rest of his sex. Bred up with him, my first accents were
- attuned to love; he took delight in my infantine caresses. Time ran
- on with its years--My father corrected my tenderness; and I became
- sensible of my error as soon as I was conscious of my feelings.
- Tonthormid also, from our inequality of fortune, tried to suppress his
- passion, judging what was then a lambent fire, would soon blaze into a
- flame! True love, like the lily of the vale, is fond of concealment;
- but, as the fragrancy of the one occasions its discovery, so does the
- concealment of the other prove its reality! I loved and was beloved;
- my father saw, and approved our passion. A succession of moons had not
- frozen the genial current of his soul, nor repeated shocks blunted all
- its tenderest sensations--But we were ignorant of his intentions. When
- he appointed us to meet him at his cave of contemplation, the heart of
- Tonthormid palpitated with fear, mine with hope--we had a considerable
- way to go, but _remained silent_!--we walked through a pleasant grassy
- walk, shaded with rows of lime-trees, at the side of which ran along,
- in plaintive murmurs, a crystal brook, on the side of whose mazy and
- translucent stream were planted bushes of various kinds, with birds in
- high harmony on the sprays.
-
- Arrived at the cave, my father announced to my lover that he must
- prepare to accompany him to battle! Aghast he stood, silent as the
- midnight hour, unmoved as the statue of despair! The venerable Chief
- reproached him for his coldness.
-
- 'Alas! said he, the din of arms is no more offensive to my ear than
- the murmuring of falling waters, the vernal breeze sighing through the
- leaves, or the melodious song of the evening nightingale; but if we
- should fall in battle, what will become of this lovely maid?'
-
- My father, swearing by the great Loda, promised I should be his--if
- we conquered--but reminded him, that
-
- 'Love should be the zephyr, not the whirlwind of the soul!'
-
- Tonthormid was all rapture, while every line in my countenance,
- witnessed my satisfaction. We were restored to that unexpected
- tranquility of spirits, which naturally follows a great dejection in
- most minds, when the first pangs are somewhat abated--not unlike that
- stillness in the sky which is sometimes observed when two opposite
- and gentle winds have just overcome one another's motion--or like the
- tide at the moment of high water, before it has received the contrary
- direction.
-
- They set out, receiving my caresses, intermixed with smiles and
- tears, like an April sun shining through transient showers. They met
- the foe, _conquered_, and _returned_.
-
- The feast of shells was prepared, the maids of mirth attended with
- their harps, and the rising sun would have beheld me Tonthormid's! The
- virgins envied me in the hall, my steps were strewed with flowers, and
- I was happiest, where a thousand are happy. The subtile air was calm
- from mists, and water with her curled waves swept the bounded channels
- of the deep; the nightingales were heard in the grove, and soothed
- my soul with tender tales of love; not a breeze breathed through the
- trees; all nature was still, as if it paid homage to our passion. But
- oh! my summer's day was soon turned into winter's night! Ah, soul
- ambition! which like water-floods, not channel bound, dost neighbours
- overrun!--fell violence leaped forth like thunder wrapped in a ball of
- fire! Thou camest with thy men of steel; I beheld thee from the clefts
- of the rock; terrors turned upon me, like an earthquake they shook
- my trembling heart! they still pursue my soul as the wind. My joy is
- withered; my welfare has passed away like a cloud; my comforts have
- been like winter suns, that rise late and set betimes, set with thick
- clouds, that hide their light at noon!'
-
- Thus sang the maid in her grief, like the _Lus-cromicina_, bending
- in pensive silence, a beautiful flower drooping in the shade, wanting
- the beams of the sun to revive it. She soon perceived my heart was
- not made of brass, or carved from the stony rock. Hope animated her
- weakened spirits, whilst the dignity of her soul irradiated every
- feature; the blush of modesty stole over the cheek, and the graces
- dwelt on her coral lips. Sweet as the dew from heaven her lovely
- accents fell, and moved me. She proceeded, 'I see my tears have
- mollified thy heart! If fame tells true, never over the fallen did
- thine eyes rejoice, and thou knowest the herbs on the hill![62]
- Restore me then to the hero that is low; my tears will refresh him,
- as the dew of the morning doth the green herbage!--He mocked at fear;
- never retired from the foe, or was ever vanquished, but by the son of
- Fingal! Glorious is it to thee, O hero! great will be thy renown; thou
- hast subdued the first of men!
-
- Were the earth his bed, a rock his pillow, his curtain heaven,
- with him alone could I be blessed! From a rock that weeps a running
- crystal, I will fill his shell cup. I'll gently raise his weakened
- body[63], and the murmur of this water, instead of music, shall charm
- him into sleep; and whilst he sleeps my cares shall watch to preserve
- him from the beast of prey! The fern on the heath, if cut a thousand
- times, represents the same figure--so is the image of my love engraved
- on the inmost core of my heart! I hold the _thread_ of his peace: can
- I forget its delicate texture, or that it is warped with _those_ of
- his heart? I could grow to my hero like ivy; but like the aspenleaf
- I tremble, like the sensitive plant I shrink back at thy approach!
- Thou mayest swim against the stream with a crab, feed against the wind
- with the deer, but thou canst never possess my heart! Love for him, or
- grief, are the only passions that can fill the heart of Oinamoral! But
- thou mayest go forth in echoing steel and increase thy glory--or the
- hearts of a thousand other virgins, will beat an unison to thy sighs,
- and return thy passion!'
-
- Thus sung the daughter of many isles; her trembling harp was turned
- to mourning, and her lute into the voice of them that weep. My heart
- was never wrought of steel, nor hewn out of the rugged pebble; but
- she would have extracted honey out of the rock, and oil out of the
- flinty rock! My heart was _tender_, though my _arm was strong_! I
- resigned her to the man of her soul! But I had the supreme delight of
- exhaling the falling tear from the cheek of beauty, as when the pearly
- dew on the surface of the narcissus, and the snow-drop evaporates at
- the kindly instance of the solar ray. Had I been deaf to her tale of
- woe, I should have merited a cold chill to extinguish my flame, as
- if a _thousand winters_ contracted _into one_, scattered their snow
- and froze the very centre! No praises can be due for refraining from
- barbarity, unknown till the sons of refinement came into the world!
-
- Lady Darnley.--A great mind is ever tenacious of even the shadow of
- a favor received, but loses the idea of a benefit conferred--In what
- way, O first of men! shall I welcome thy approach? Wilt thou partake
- of the feast of shells, or be honored with the dangers of the chase?
-
- Ossian.--Chase was never to me such sport as the battle of the
- shields! But this is a tale of the times of old, the deeds of the days
- of other years; manners alter with times, as the earth by the seasons.
- Let the sons of Albion listen to the voice of Conna, 'Never search for
- battle, nor fear it when it comes.'
-
- Ossian retired, and a hangman from the assizes told Lady Darnley,
- that she had ruined his trade; for, all the poor of the country-side
- being employed in manufactures, etc. they had no inducement to steal,
- theft being the necessary consequence of idleness[64].
-
- The hangman retired; and Lady Darnley was addressed by a few women
- in tattered robes. Making an apology for their dress, they said, it
- was her ladyship who had condemned them to those unseemly garbs. She
- inquired, In what way she was culpable to them? They answered, By
- not only promoting industry, which was highly detrimental to their
- interests, but also procuring by her munificence theatrical and other
- entertainments for mankind, which completed their misfortunes, as
- it rendered ineffectual their allurements:--that they might formerly
- (out of the profits of their industry) have purchased annuities,
- like other eminent personages in the age, and _lived comfortably_
- on the _distresses of others_; but that they had always too much
- conscience, and too great and generous souls for that:--that they
- were now reduced to the alternative of removing from that part of the
- country, or starving where they were; and, preferring the first to
- the last, they had determined to go to Birmingham, where, under the
- auspices of the magistrates[65] of that place, they would have a good
- chance of succeeding in their profession; as it had always been found
- that recreations of some kind are necessary, and that if innocent
- amusements were denied, mankind would have recourse to the other.
-
-The Goddess of Folly, with her cap and bells, approached Lady Darnley;
-who, smiling, asked her what had procured her the honor of her company?
-She answered, That being excluded at all other times from these regions,
-it induced her to come then, where she flattered herself, for one night
-in her life, not to be ridiculed; as it is only Absurdity that laughs at
-Folly. Her ladyship replied, That none indeed were entitled to smile at
-another's weakness, who are conscious of their own.
-
-Miss Bingley, by her aunt's request, was in the character of a pastoral
-shepherdess, and affected to by vastly coy, and a great huntress. She
-said she wielded the crook and the javelin with equal dexterity; and
-that though she was terrified at the voice or appearance of a lover, yet
-she made nothing of lopping off the head of a wild boar, or of thrusting
-a spear into the jaws of a lion. She was pursued by (James Mordaunt as)
-a pastoral lover. Lady Darnley told her that such swains are mighty
-good-natured, and never do any mischief to any _but themselves_; a leap
-from a rock, or a plunge into a river, being their usual catastrophe.
-
-Lord Munster walked away with Sir Harry Bingley, and shewed him, on one
-of the back grounds a cottage similar to that represented in the temple
-above-mentioned. They advanced, and saw Miss Harris, and her lovely
-boy playing at her feet. Sir Harry fixed his eyes, and with a peculiar
-wildness exclaimed, Sport not, my friend, with my sorrows!--Lord
-Munster assured him of the reality; but he almost swooned away at
-the discovery, and was perfectly enchanted with his lovely boy. Every
-explanation taking place to their mutual satisfaction, Mr Burt being
-in the secret, and some more friends, the ceremony was immediately
-performed, and Miss Harris was introduced that very evening, as Lady
-Bingley, to the family at Munster-house.
-
-Lord Munster, leaving this happy pair, joined Lord Sombre; two ladies
-passed by them, one in a habit similar to that Mademoiselle de Querci
-had wore at the masquerade at Venice: the other had assumed the figure
-of Diana. Struck with their majestic appearance, they followed them. The
-mask of the latter dropped, as if ashamed to conceal so much beauty.
-Lord Sombre stooping, instantly restored to her the _unfaithful_
-guardian of her charms. The lady, covered with that agreeable confusion
-inherent to the sex, apologized for the trouble she had given him! He
-replied, he could not but acknowledge that it was a trouble to him to be
-the instrument of depriving the company of the sight of so much beauty.
-That, Sir, replied she, may be your opinion; but my intention is to see,
-and _not be seen_. But a lady, replied his lordship, who represents
-Diana, would appear more in character if she could consent not _to be
-concealed_, nor to hide those beams of brightness which were designed
-to be the light of the world. Sir, said she, if I must support my
-character, it is not at all the less in my power because my mask is on,
-being still the moon though in eclipse--but my intention of appearing in
-the character of Diana, was to keep Actæon at a distance.
-
-In the mean time Lord Munster had neither seen or heard the above
-conversation, the whole powers of his soul being absorbed in attention
-to the lady first mentioned. But what were his emotions, when he knew
-the well known voice of Mademoiselle de Querci! She told him, that she
-believed he was the gentleman who was still denominated at Venice _Il
-Febo del Inghilterra_! He told her, it was impossible he could have
-any pretensions to so flattering a distinction; but intreated to know
-whether he could believe that he had the happiness of addressing the
-woman he adored, whom from motives of honor he had been induced to
-suppress his passion for, but which scruples on his part he had been
-relieved from since that period? Mademoiselle de Querci (for it was she
-herself) answered, that every apology he could make for his infidelity
-to the Countess de Sons, would only lessen him in her esteem, as, to
-her certain knowledge, she was still single, and fondly attached to
-him. Had it been otherwise (said she) my Lord, I should have cheerfully
-_consented_ to what I must now refuse, as I never will act in opposition
-to the interest of the Countess. Lord Munster, flattered at her coming
-to Munster-house, asked if she was perfectly sincere in the favourable
-hint she had given him--that nothing but his pre-engagement would have
-prevented her from according herself to his wishes? She answered, I
-desire, my Lord, you'll not judge me by your country-women; for, from
-what I have heard of their characters, there is no well-bred woman who
-ever makes any pretensions to _sincerity_. Does not every body say what
-they do not mean, and promise what they never intend to perform? and yet
-all of them, to a single woman, will compliment the justness of your
-remarks.--In Italy we are more sincere; and I now have the honor to
-assure you, that nothing at present occupies my thoughts, or interests
-me equal to your fulfilling of your engagements with the Countess de
-Sons, whose constancy for you demands on your part every return. In
-saying this, a sigh escaped Mademoiselle de Querci, which took refuge in
-Lord Munster's bosom--while her blushes raised hopes which her tongue
-denied confirming! Her lover felt a severe struggle between love and
-honor.--The most severe misfortune to a virtuous man is to be in such a
-state that he can hardly so act as to approve his own conduct. But his
-distraction was increased, in finding Mademoiselle de Querci had taken
-advantage of his _reverie_ to retire, with a composure that deceived his
-vigilance, and an address which prevented his distrust.--He went every
-where in pursuit of her, but she eluded his search.
-
-A magician with two enchanted knights addressed Lady Eliza, who (I
-have already observed) was dressed as a slave attending Mrs Worthy. He
-told her he would unfold her future fate, and, if she would retire to
-a place of privacy, he would convince her, and the queen she attended,
-that he was very well skilled in the science of astrology. Lord and
-Lady Darnley; Lord Sombre, Lord Munster, and Mrs Lee begged leave to
-accompany them. The two knights accompanied the magician, who he said
-must remain enchanted until they were released by the hands of their
-fair mistresses. After several magical incantations, he told Lady Eliza
-many things concerning the Marquis de Villeroi, and Mrs Lee of Mr
-Villars. But he astonished Lord Munster more particularly in telling
-him he was a _perplexed lover_--but assured him that he would be soon
-relieved from his anxiety; and that perhaps that very evening would
-terminate his adventures, and render all the present company joyful!
-Could you do this, replied Lord Munster, I would swear you had more wit
-than Mercury, or his son Autolycus, who was able to change black into
-white!
-
-In the mean time two ladies appeared: They were majestic in their
-persons, and very magnificent in their apparel. The magician, addressing
-himself to the company, said, if it was agreeable, he would give
-them ocular proofs of his art. They answered, By all means! He then
-presented one of the enchanted knights to Lady Eliza, the other to
-Mrs Lee, and Lord Munster to one of the ladies who had just appeared
-(in the mean time Lord Darnley had prevented the admission of other
-company.)--He then desired them all to unmask. The agreeable discovery
-this produced is not easy to give an adequate idea of; as the magician
-was no other than Mr Worthy; the enchanted knights, the Marquis de
-Villeroi, and Mr Villars; and the Lady Mademoiselle de Querci.--Mr
-Worthy then, addressing Lord Munster, said, Your perplexity, my Lord,
-now ceases:--This Lady is the Countess de Sons (whose smiles confirmed
-her previous conversation with him that evening.) He made his suitable
-acknowledgments: whilst Lord Sombre was enchanted to discover, in the
-Countess's companion, his lovely Diana, who had changed her dress,
-and proved to be Julia, sister to the Marquis de Villeroi, and justly
-admired by all who saw her: Her shape was as fine as the statue of the
-Medician Venus, of as fine a complexion as the Leda of Corregio, with a
-sweetness of expression that would have made Guido paint no other face,
-if he had been alive.
-
-The masquerade finished, which had afforded so much amusement, and
-conferred so much happiness on the parties. Lady Bingley was received
-by Lady Darnley with the utmost complacency. It is the imperfection
-of _human_ goodness to make its conscious worth an argument of want
-of mercy to those that are deficient: but Lady Darnley had thoroughly
-studied the most useful of all sciences, human nature, and was ever
-ready to make allowances for its defects. She was the more attentive
-to Lady Bingley, on account of her peculiar situation; while in the
-effusions of her gratitude there was a dignity that commanded as
-much respect as if she had been conferring a favor beyond that she
-acknowledged. Her relations, who abandoned her in her adversity--when
-alone true friendship can prove its superiority over its shadow,
-_worldly civility_--were now eager to pay their compliments to her.
-
-Mr Villars was the only person who appeared unhappy at this time. Mrs
-Lee had been hurt at never hearing from him since her husband's death,
-and was confirmed that his present appearance was occasioned more from
-a concurrence of circumstances than from his own particular desire or
-inclination.--It was in vain he urged, that his having absented himself
-from England was occasioned by her refusing to see him previous to her
-husband's death; which circumstance he had been unapprised of, previous
-to his meeting the Marquis de Villeroi at Paris.--She answered, That he
-had neither been a lover that had the tenderness, nor a friend that had
-the generosity to interest himself for her; though he must have been
-sensible of her partiality, from the pains she took to avoid him:--that,
-concerning the strange event that had occurred relative to her husband
-and him, she had never taken any pains to justify herself; and she
-thought people in general were to blame that did so; for satire is
-generally levelled against persons, not vices, as there are few who wish
-to punish what does not put them out of humour, and they make a personal
-affront the pretended defender of virtue. If a woman, therefore, would
-_preserve her character_, this is the effectual way _of losing it_,
-and if she has _none to preserve_ she need not tell _all the world_
-so.--'But (said she) as I must now decline your proffered hand, the
-offer of which does more honor to your generosity than the acceptance
-would to my prudence, I shall now disclose my sentiments to you without
-any disguise:--I was married to a man, whom I could not look up to with
-a consciousness of his superior understanding or worth; his treatment
-of me was injurious; my feelings I with difficulty suppressed: my quick
-apprehension of injury, and my partiality for you, made me indulge an
-inclination that aggravated to me the horrors of my situation.--I loved,
-and was utterly incapable of divesting myself of a passion, which,
-although often dangerous, is always delightful.--I was punished for my
-temerity; the calumny I met with, I justly incurred, from the appearance
-I had subjected myself to. When I parted from my husband, I would on no
-account see you--you went abroad; your caprice now brings you back; you
-judge it equitable, perhaps, to restore me to that world I relinquished
-on your account--but time has conquered my partiality, and, after my
-former experience in that state, I cannot help shuddering at a contract
-which nothing can dissolve but death. To me it is terrible to reflect,
-that it is a strangely unequal conflict, in which the man only ventures
-the loss of a few temporary pleasures, the woman the loss of liberty,
-and almost the privilege of opinion.--From the moment she's married she
-becomes the subject of an arbitrary lord; even her children, the mutual
-pledges of their affection, are absolutely in his power, and the law
-countenances him in the use of it--and a woman finds no redress for
-the indelicate abuses of an uncivil, a passionate, and avaricious, an
-inconstant, or even a drunken husband--from matrimonial decisions there
-is no appeal.'--Mr Villars said every thing to justify himself, adding,
-that the most candid mind will sometimes, under certain circumstances,
-deviate from itself; but it is the property _only_ of narrow minds to
-persist in prejudice against conviction.--As the quarrels between lovers
-are the renewal of love--these differences were soon settled, agreeable
-to their mutual wishes.
-
-Mr Burt testified great joy at the celebration of the nuptials of his
-grandson--That good man died the next day, without any complaint, with
-a smile of complacency on his venerable face. In an age where men
-of letters seem so regardless of morals--in an age where they have
-endeavoured to persuade mankind, with but too much success, that the
-virtues of the mind and of the heart are incompatible--let them cast
-their eyes on the character of Mr Burt--When they find so many virtues
-united in a man, whose understanding was both sublime and just--when
-they find a man of his penetration to have been a strictly moral
-man--they will then, perhaps, be convinced that vice is the natural
-effect of an imperfect understanding.
-
-
-
-
- FOOTNOTES:
-
-[1] See the Fifth Commandment.
-
-[2] Pliny recommends ridicule as an admirable weapon against vice. It is
-surely better here employed, than as Shaftesbury recommends it, for the
-test of truth.
-
-[3] _Tribuna_, a term applied to a building quite round, or such as
-consists of many sides and angles, as the famous room within the great
-Duke's gallery at Florence: sometimes it is applied for a building,
-whose area or plan is semicircular, as the section of a cupola.
-
-[4] The reason polite literature is more cultivated in Paris than
-London, is on account of the university libraries, and academies of the
-former.
-
-[5] The Chinese are said to adapt an admirable piece of policy; the son
-is always of the father's trade, which makes them admirable artisians.
-May not this be the cause of the small progress the arts have made in
-that part of the world, and of the dull uniformity and want of taste
-that distinguishes all their works?
-
-[6] The enormous taxes the Spaniards lay on manufactures are the ruin
-of trade, which would otherwise flourish; and the people are reduced,
-by that misconduct in their rulers, to purchase from their enemies
-things they themselves could produce, if the artificers met with proper
-encouragement.
-
-[7] Mr Wilkes, in the motion to refer to the consideration of the
-committee of supply the petition of the trustees of the _British
-Museum_.
-
-[8] Dr Richard Terrick.
-
-[9] Dr Robert Lowth.
-
-[10] We may quote from the Zendavesta, a wise and benevolent maxim,
-which compensates for many an absurdity. He who sows the ground with
-care and diligence, acquires a greater flock of religious merit than he
-could gain by the repetition of ten thousand prayers.
-
- _Zoraster's Institutes._
-
-[11] See Voltaire's Hist. of the age of Lewis XIV.
-
-[12] Vid. Vopiscus in Aureliano.
-
-[13] Tacitus Annal. II. Flav. Vopiscus in vita Taciti Imperat.
-
-[14] Ælius Lampridius in vita Heliogabali. Primus Romanorum holoserica
-veste usus fertur, cum jam subserica in usu essent.
-
-[15] Procop. de bello Goth. p. 345.
-
-[16] See Duhalde's description of China.
-
-[17] In opposition to this, noblemen and men of fortune bred at the
-Dublin University, are excused from learning morality, as they can
-graduate without any skill in that science; the professor making no
-doubt, but that honesty necessarily springs up with nobility. The same
-University refused Swift his degree of _Batchelor of Arts for dulness
-and insufficiency_, but he at last obtained it _Speciali gratia_.
-
-[18] This Lady Frances entertained no fears about: A French author
-justly observes, _Jamais on ne prend les vices d'une condition au
-dessous de la sienne: L'enfant du riche, par un sentiment d'orgueil,
-hausse les épaules sur les defauts du pauvre._
-
-[19] The Empress Catharine II, whose name will be immortal, gave a code
-of laws to her empire, which contains a fifth part of the globe; and
-the first of her laws was to establish universal toleration. In France
-foreign protestants are admitted to all the rights of natives after
-working for a certain time in the manufactory of the Gobelines. The same
-policy has been adopted by the Spaniards.
-
-[20] Ruben's pictures are _a toleration of all religions_. In one of the
-compartments of the Luxemburgh gallery, a cardinal introduces Mercury
-to Mary de Medicis, and Hymen supports her train at the sacrament of
-marriage, before an altar, on which are the images of God the Father,
-and Christ.
-
-[21] As both are against nature, she in the end will get the better of
-them. The modern philosophers of Sweden seem agreed that the waters
-of the Baltic gradually sink in a regular proportion, which they have
-ventured to estimate at half an inch every year.--Twenty centuries ago,
-the flat country of Scandinavia must have been covered by the sea;
-such is the notion given us by Mela, Pliny, and Tacitus, of the vast
-countries round the Baltic. Adria, that ancient and famous city, which
-gave its name to the Gulph is now but a pitiful half drowned village.
-
-[22] See Gilbert's treatise on the Court of Exchequer, chap. 2.
-well worthy the perusal of those who would be acquainted with the
-foundation of our constitution: also Mr de Lolme's book on the English
-Constitution, which has been mentioned in both houses of parliament, and
-has been commented on, and quoted by, the most celebrated writers of
-every party.
-
-[23] See Bacon on government.
-
-[24] I lately met with the following story, which affected me very
-much, and which I give in the original; it elucidates, that a return
-of affection seems absolutely necessary to the existence of the human
-heart. 'Un homme respectable, après avoir joué un grand rôle à Paris,
-y vivoit dans un reduit obscur, victime de l'infortune, et si indigent
-qu'il ne subsistoit que des aumônes de la paroisse; on lui remettoit
-par semaine la quantité du pain suffisante pour sa nourriture; il en
-fit demander davantage; le curé lui écrit pour l'engager à passer chez
-lui; il vient. Le curé s'informe s'il vit seul; et avec qui, Monsieur,
-repond-il, voudriez-vous que je vécasse? je suis malheureux, vous le
-voyez, puis que j'ai recours à charité, et tout le monde m'a abandonné,
-tout le monde! Mais, Monsieur, continue le curé, si vous êtes seul,
-pourquoi demandez vous plus de pain que ce qui vous est necessaire?
-L'autre paroit déconcerté; il avoue avec peine qu'il a un chien: le curé
-ne le laisse pas poursuivre; il lui fait observer qu'il n'est que le
-distributeur du pain des pauvres, et que l'honneteté exige absolument
-qu'il se defasse de son chien. Eh! Monsieur, s'ecrie en pleurant
-l'infortune, si je m'en défais, qui est ce qui m'aimera? Le pasteur
-attendri jusqu'aux larmes, tire sa bourse, et la lui donne, en disant,
-Prenez, Monsieur ceci m'appartient.'
-
-[25] Chap. of St. Mark. XVI Chap. of St. Luke. VII Chap. of the Romans.
-
-[26] Which was upheld in Heathen Rome, about the time we keep our
-Christmas.
-
-[27] Miss Carter translated Epictetus
-
-[28] Francis the First of France, who had heavily taxed his subjects,
-when told the people made very free with his character in their songs,
-answered, 'It would be very hard if they were not allowed _to sing for
-their money_.'
-
-[29] See Vol. I. Page 47.
-
-[30] She expected to lay in every day.
-
-[31] In the conciliatory Measures proposed concerning America.
-
-[32] The difference in the degrees of danger between suffering a person
-to take the small pox in the natural way, and communicating it by
-innoculation, is upon the lowest computation estimated _thirty_ to _one_
-in favor of innoculation.
-
-[33] Mr Blacklock may, in reality, be regarded as a prodigy--He is a
-man of a most amiable character, of singular ingenuity, and of very
-extraordinary attainments.
-
-[34] Both clergymen.
-
-[35] In compliment to the Queen, who has too much good sense to approve
-of what is ridiculous.
-
-[36] Witness the purchase of a collection of antique and Etruscan vases,
-by the public money--and their enacting a lottery for toys.
-
-[37] Thus do many women sacrifice their healths, without considering
-it is in vain to conquer nature. Man can subsist but for a determinate
-space only asleep or awake--by continual watching the incessant motion
-of the fibres would destroy their organic elasticity, and prevent their
-future reparation; and by continual sleeping, though the fibres are not
-fatigued, the nervous fluid would be gradually exhausted by the action
-of the organs of life, and would never be repaired.
-
-[38] All misdemeanors are punished, among the Danes, by servitude in
-chains a longer or shorter time.
-
-[39] Vol. I. Page 165.
-
-[40] Admiral Byng; on which occasion the following verses were made,
-which I now present to the reader.
-
-We the court-martial now begin to sicken, And find at last that we
-are conscience stricken. Sad suppliants in Byng's behalf we come, And
-humbly crave you would defer his doom! Bound by our oath, we cannot yet
-make clear What 'twas we meant, nor _never_ shall, we fear. We found
-him guilty, and we found him not; We wish'd him sav'd, yet wish'd him
-to be shot. But as at land, so did we find at sea: If we did one, the
-other could not be. Save him, great chief--your royal mercy show! Shoot
-him, dread chief--let royal justice flow! Relieve our consciences with
-pitying eye, And grant that Byng may neither live nor die!
-
-[41] See Vol. II. Page 52.
-
-[42] Elysium, Minos, Mercury, Charon, Styx, &c. are here necessarily
-introduced. If they should offend any pious or critical ears, I shall
-defend myself (as has been done before) by the solemn declaration which
-is always annexed by the Italian writers to works where they are obliged
-to use such expressions: '_Se havessi nomenato Fato, Fortuna, Destino,
-Elysio, Stigé, Etc. sono scarzi di penna poetica, non sentimenti di
-anema catolico._' If I have annexed Fate, Fortune, Destiny, Elysium,
-Styx, &c. they are only the sports of a poetical fancy, not the
-sentiments of a Catholic mind.
-
-[43] By Cicero.
-
-[44] According to the Abbé de Bos's hypothesis.
-
-[45] Those in the shades are supposed acquainted with the transactions
-in the world.
-
-[46] The pictures were, the Parnassus of Raphael--and the school of
-Athens, which is a most glorious performance, and worthy the hand of a
-divinity--The first is in the hall of Constantine at Rome, and contains
-no less than twenty-eight figures--two of which in particular, the one
-representing Justice, and the other Meekness, are incomparable--They
-were the last things he executed before his death--They contain all that
-is excellent in painting, whether we consider them in the beauty of the
-composition, the noble gracefulness of the characters, the uncommon
-greatness of the style of the draperies, or the wonderful force of
-colouring, light, and shade.
-
-[47] He was sent over as Ambassador extraordinary to France on
-the King's restoration. He was received at that court with great
-distinction; which seldom considers more than the external appearance.
-His Grace possessed _all the graces_. Lewis XIV, then in the flower of
-his age, said he was the only _English_ gentleman he had ever seen.
-
-[48] Deities interfere when they please--unseen by mortals!
-
-[49] I Corinthians chap. i. v. 26.
-
-[50] A concert established there in 1776.
-
-[51] Horace, lib. ii. ode 14.
-
-[52] Alludes to a circumstance that passed in the house of commons.
-
-[53] _The narrow-house_, the grave.
-
-[54] _Col-amon_, a narrow river.
-
-[55] _Moina_, a woman soft in temper.
-
-[56] _Crimona_, a woman with a great soul.
-
-[57] Ossian is sometimes poetically called Conna.
-
-[58] _Canna_, a sort of down, like, but whiter and shorter than cotton;
-it is very common on the hills of the highlands. They have attempted
-to spin it, but it was either too short, or the fingers that made
-the experiment too indelicate--Nothing can exceed the purity of its
-whiteness.
-
-[59] _Fuar-Bhean_, cold mountains.
-
-[60] Livy has justly raised the praise of Scipio, who restored to her
-lover the Celtiberian captive; which has been the favourite topic of
-eloquence in every age and every country. The author cannot think it
-merited such commendation, as to have acted otherwise would have been
-mere brutality--but if granted so liberally to Scipio, it cannot be
-refused to Ossian.
-
-[61] Cathmor is represented in Ossian's poems, as lying down beside a
-river to have the sound of his praises lost in that of a water-fall.
-
-[62] The Highlanders are peculiarly intelligent in understanding the
-virtue of plants in curing wounds--The regularity of their lives
-precludes all diseases, such as are incident to old age excepted.
-
-[63] Tonthormid was supposed wounded by Ossian.
-
-[64] In the years 1759 and 1760, when we were at war with France, there
-were but twenty-nine criminals who suffered at Tyburn. In the years
-1770 and 1771, when we were at peace with all the world, the criminals
-condemned amounted to one hundred and fifty-one.
-
-[65] Who opposed a licensed theatre there last year.
-
-
-
- List of corrections
-
-
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- But,' said she
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- conduce to men's happiness
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- I did not interfere when my father was concerned
-
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- informing her of the melancholy catastrophe
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- rightly forming two establishments
-
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- for a porcelain manufacture
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- Page 28: changed equisite to exquisite
- and of _exquisite classical taste_
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- Page 32: changed prosterity to posterity
- Latest posterity must hear with astonishment
-
- Page 36: changed to to too
- wrong inclinations become too confirmed in us
-
- Page 38: added period
- neglect there studies which raised their fathers.
-
- Page 41: changed pesonal to personal
- a personal acquaintance with foreign climates
-
- Page 43: changed stile to style (two times)
- Piccini's comic style
- the serious style of Sacchini
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- who excels on the hautboy
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- Page 44: added comma before etc.
- buildings, manufactures, schools, etc.
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- Page 49: changed senitments to sentiments
- The liberal sentiments you express
-
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- and there be a mutual consent for separation.
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- if it be not of the number of the virtues,
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- Is not this the supreme enjoyment
-
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- that she might have her mortifications
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- ce n'est plus qu'une froide
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- nous ne vivons pas assez avec nous-mêmes
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- Page 71: changed to to too
- dedicating herself too fondly even to this beloved object. She
-
- Page 73: changed flander to slander
- Thus if there be but the least foundation for slander
-
- Page 74: changed mens to men's
- that his very vices had charms beyond other men's _virtues_
-
- Page 75: changed injudicously to injudiciously
- The Duke most injudiciously next morning publicly dismissed
-
- Page 77: removed quotation mark
- I have not: Adelaude
-
- Page 77: changed single to double quotation mark
- Wherefore this gloomy silence, your dejected air, and languishing
- looks?"
-
- Page 83: changed firr to firs
- the sides covered with tall firs
-
- Page 86: changed artifical to artificial
- that period in making artificial flowers
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- produced the contrary effect on _my father_.
-
- Page 90: changed indocuments to inducements
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-
- Page 95: changed philsopher to philosopher
- I set out, and, philosopher-like, carried all my possessions about
- me.
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- no quarrels indeed subsisted between them
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- Page 104: changed aggreeably to agreeably
- and make his time pass _agreeably_.
-
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- the crimes of some public villains
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- The Marquis, perceiving that remonstrances would be ineffectual
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- Page 128: changed captivte to captivate
- an external glare of beauty may _captivate the eye, and ravish the
- sight_
-
- Page 129: added single quotation mark
- I will instruct you in every particular.'
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- Page 133: added comma before etc.
- Mr Dryden, Mr Locke, Mr Waller, etc.
-
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- what a little flattery will do with them!
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- (whose smiles confirmed her previous conversation with him that
- evening.)
-
- Footnote [10] on Page 31: changed Zendavsta to Zendavesta
- We may quote from the Zendavesta
-
- Footnote [18] on page 38: changed bauffe to hausse
- hausse les épaules sur les defauts du pauvre.
-
- Footnote [22] on Page 40: changed acqainted to acquainted
- those who would be acquainted with the foundation
-
- Footnote [58] on Page 140: changed is to its
- Nothing can exceed the purity of its whiteness.
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