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-TALES OF MEAN STREETS
-
-
-LIZERUNT
-
-SQUIRE NAPPER
-
-WITHOUT VISIBLE MEANS
-
-THREE ROUNDS
-
-And Others
-
-BY
-ARTHUR MORRISON
-
-
-BOSTON
-ROBERTS BROTHERS
-1895
-
-
-_Copyright, 1895,_
-BY ROBERTS BROTHERS.
-
-_All rights reserved._
-
-University Press:
-JOHN WILSON AND SON, CAMBRIDGE, U.S.A.
-
-
-TO
-
-WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY
-
-
-NOTE.--_The greater number of these stories and studies were first
-printed in_ The National Observer; _the introduction, in a slightly
-different form, in_ Macmillan's Magazine; _"That Brute Simmons" and "A
-Conversion" have been published in_ The Pall Mall Budget; _and "The Red
-Cow Group" is new._
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS.
-
- PAGE
-INTRODUCTION TO THE AMERICAN EDITION 9
-
-INTRODUCTION 15
-
-LIZERUNT:--
-
- I. LIZER'S WOOING 29
-
- II. LIZER'S FIRST 38
-
- III. A CHANGE OF CIRCUMSTANCES 46
-
-WITHOUT VISIBLE MEANS 57
-
-TO BOW BRIDGE 73
-
-THAT BRUTE SIMMONS 83
-
-BEHIND THE SHADE 97
-
-THREE ROUNDS 109
-
-IN BUSINESS 127
-
-THE RED COW GROUP 141
-
-ON THE STAIRS 161
-
-SQUIRE NAPPER 171
-
-"A POOR STICK" 197
-
-A CONVERSION 207
-
-"ALL THAT MESSUAGE" 221
-
-
-
-
-INTRODUCTION
-
-TO THE AMERICAN EDITION.
-
-
-It was considered an intrepid thing for Walter Besant to do when, twelve
-or thirteen years ago, he invaded the great East End of London and drew
-upon its unknown wealth of varied material to people that most charming
-novel, "All Sorts and Conditions of Men." Until then the West End knew
-little of its contiguous neighbor in the East. Dickens's kaleidoscopic
-views of low life in the South of London were manifestly caricatures of
-the slum specimens of human nature which he purposely sought and often
-distorted to suit his bizarre humor. Mr. Besant may be fairly considered
-as the pioneer of those who have since descended to the great
-unchartered region of East London, about which, so far as our knowledge
-of the existing conditions of human life in that community are
-concerned, we remained until, as it were yesterday, almost as ignorant
-as of the undiscovered territories in Central Africa. Contemporaneous
-with Mr. Besant's "discovery" of East London began the eastward march of
-the Salvation Army, which has since honeycombed this quarter of the
-metropolis with its militant camps. Gradually the barriers were thrown
-down, and the East has become accessible to literature and to
-civilization as it never had been to the various Charity and Church
-missionary organizations.
-
-It was as the secretary of an old Charity Trust that Mr. Arthur Morrison
-first made his acquaintance with East London, and by dint of several
-years' residence and attentive study acquired his knowledge of the East
-End and its myriad denizens. Right in the midst of the great square
-bounded by the Thames, the Lea, the City, Kingsland, and the Hackney
-open spaces lie the dreary "Mean Streets" which Mr. Morrison has
-described with uncommon power and vigor, and among which the operations
-of his secretaryship engaged him laboriously for years. The possibility
-of presenting his observations of East London in narrative form began to
-grow upon him while casting around for literary pabulum to convert into
-magazine articles, and in October, 1891, appeared his first sketch,
-entitled "A Street," in "Macmillan's Magazine." This, in a remodelled
-form, now serves as an introductory chapter to the present collection.
-The article in "Macmillan's" attracted a good deal of attention, and won
-for its author the good fellowship of Mr. W. E. Henley, who encouraged
-him in his idea of writing a series of short stories and studies which
-should describe East End life with austerity, restraint, and frankness.
-A large number of the "Tales" appeared in the "National Observer" and
-several followed in the "Pall Mall Budget." The dedication to Mr. Henley
-of "Tales of Mean Streets" is a grateful acknowledgment by the author of
-the kindly and frank counsel of his friendly critic; whose criticism, it
-may be added, has been mainly directed towards the author's
-craftsmanship--his conceptions of the life he was portraying the critic
-was wise enough to let alone. Mr. Morrison has also been indebted on the
-side of art in fiction to Mr. Walter Besant, whom he met in the East
-End.
-
-Mr. Morrison has been fortunate in his literary experience. He is
-another witness to the fact that merit makes its way from the outside,
-without necessarily receiving aid or having influence brought to bear
-on editors or publishers. It is curious to note that a manuscript of his
-which happened to be rejected once was accepted on the day following,
-and now has a place in this book. Some cycling verses contributed as a
-lad to a cycling magazine began his literary career, and for some years
-he continued to write on what was then a novel sport. He drifted into
-broader channels and became a frequent contributor to popular papers and
-magazines. During this period he was working on the Charity Commission,
-and wrote only by way of relaxation. About five years ago he resigned
-his office on the Trust, and, occupying chambers near the Strand, joined
-the editorial staff of an old-established evening paper, where for some
-months he continued to write leaderettes and miscellaneous articles and
-notes until, becoming convinced that he could not do justice to such
-ability for better work which he might possess amidst the grinding
-routine of newspaper scribbling, he gave up his post and applied himself
-to more serious writing, contributing to the "Strand," and other
-magazines and reviews. About this time he began the series which is now
-gathered under the common title "Tales of Mean Streets." On its recent
-publication in England it was received with instant recognition as a
-book of extraordinary merit, and it has met with signal success. Some
-idea of the strong impression which it has made in England may be
-gathered from Mr. Arthur Waugh's warm tribute to the author's
-distinction in a recent letter to the "Critic." "He deals exclusively,"
-writes Mr. Waugh, "with life in the East End of London, and he does so
-with a fearlessness and originality which are of more value than many
-sermons. I do not know whether his book is published in America; but if
-so, I strongly advise every reader of this letter to secure it. Those
-who do so will learn from its pages more of the degradation and misery
-of a certain side of London life than they could in many weeks of
-philanthropic 'slumming.' Mr. Morrison's will be a name to conjure with
-in another season."
-
-Mr. Arthur Morrison is but thirty-one, and has just stepped on to the
-threshold of literary fame as a writer of decided promise and strength.
-He has only broken ground as yet in the field which has brought him his
-spurs, and is at present contemplating a longer story of East End life.
-The number of those who have attempted to write familiarly of the seamy
-side of our great cities from close observation and laborious study of
-its life in a first-hand fashion is so small that it is easy to believe
-that the author of "Tales of Mean Streets," possessing as he does the
-prime qualities of a novelist, has a future before him in an
-unprecedented form of literature.
-
-JAMES MACARTHUR.
-
-NEW YORK, March 2, 1895.
-
-
-
-
-INTRODUCTION.
-
-A STREET.
-
-
-This street is in the East End. There is no need to say in the East End
-of what. The East End is a vast city, as famous in its way as any the
-hand of man has made. But who knows the East End? It is down through
-Cornhill and out beyond Leadenhall Street and Aldgate Pump, one will
-say: a shocking place, where he once went with a curate; an evil plexus
-of slums that hide human creeping things, where filthy men and women
-live on penn'orths of gin, where collars and clean shirts are decencies
-unknown, where every citizen wears a black eye, and none ever combs his
-hair. The East End is a place, says another, which is given over to the
-Unemployed. And the Unemployed is a race whose token is a clay pipe, and
-whose enemy is soap: now and again it migrates bodily to Hyde Park with
-banners, and furnishes adjacent police courts with disorderly drunks.
-Still another knows the East End only as the place whence begging
-letters come; there are coal and blanket funds there, all perennially
-insolvent, and everybody always wants a day in the country. Many and
-misty are people's notions of the East End; and each is commonly but the
-distorted shadow of a minor feature. Foul slums there are in the East
-End, of course, as there are in the West; want and misery there are, as
-wherever a host is gathered together to fight for food. But they are not
-often spectacular in kind.
-
-Of this street there are about one hundred and fifty yards--on the same
-pattern all. It is not pretty to look at. A dingy little brick house
-twenty feet high, with three square holes to carry the windows, and an
-oblong hole to carry the door, is not a pleasing object; and each side
-of this street is formed by two or three score of such houses in a row,
-with one front wall in common. And the effect is as of stables.
-
-Round the corner there are a baker's, a chandler's, and a beer-shop.
-They are not included in the view from any of the rectangular holes; but
-they are well known to every denizen, and the chandler goes to church on
-Sunday and pays for his seat. At the opposite end, turnings lead to
-streets less rigidly respectable: some where "Mangling done here"
-stares from windows, and where doors are left carelessly open; others
-where squalid women sit on doorsteps, and girls go to factories in white
-aprons. Many such turnings, of as many grades of decency, are set
-between this and the nearest slum.
-
-They are not a very noisy or obtrusive lot in this street. They do not
-go to Hyde Park with banners, and they seldom fight. It is just possible
-that one or two among them, at some point in a life of ups and downs,
-may have been indebted to a coal and blanket fund; but whosoever these
-may be, they would rather die than publish the disgrace, and it is
-probable that they very nearly did so ere submitting to it.
-
-Some who inhabit this street are in the docks, some in the gasworks,
-some in one or other of the few shipbuilding yards that yet survive on
-the Thames. Two families in a house is the general rule, for there are
-six rooms behind each set of holes: this, unless "young men lodgers" are
-taken in, or there are grown sons paying for bed and board. As for the
-grown daughters, they marry as soon as may be. Domestic service is a
-social descent, and little under millinery and dressmaking is compatible
-with self-respect. The general servant may be caught young among the
-turnings at the end where mangling is done; and the factory girls live
-still further off, in places skirting slums.
-
-Every morning at half-past five there is a curious demonstration. The
-street resounds with thunderous knockings, repeated upon door after
-door, and acknowledged ever by a muffled shout from within. These
-signals are the work of the night-watchman or the early policeman, or
-both, and they summon the sleepers to go forth to the docks, the
-gasworks, and the ship-yards. To be awakened in this wise costs
-fourpence a week, and for this fourpence a fierce rivalry rages between
-night-watchmen and policemen. The night-watchman--a sort of by-blow of
-the ancient "Charley," and himself a fast vanishing quantity--is the
-real professional performer; but he goes to the wall, because a large
-connection must be worked if the pursuit is to pay at fourpence a
-knocker. Now, it is not easy to bang at two knockers three-quarters of a
-mile apart, and a hundred others lying between, all punctually at
-half-past five. Wherefore the policeman, to whom the fourpence is but a
-perquisite, and who is content with a smaller round, is rapidly
-supplanting the night-watchman, whose cry of "Past nine o'clock," as he
-collects orders in the evening, is now seldom heard.
-
-The knocking and the shouting pass, and there comes the noise of
-opening and shutting of doors, and a clattering away to the docks, the
-gasworks and the ship-yards. Later more door-shutting is heard, and then
-the trotting of sorrow-laden little feet along the grim street to the
-grim Board School three grim streets off. Then silence, save for a
-subdued sound of scrubbing here and there, and the puny squall of croupy
-infants. After this, a new trotting of little feet to docks, gasworks,
-and ship-yards with father's dinner in a basin and a red handkerchief,
-and so to the Board School again. More muffled scrubbing and more
-squalling, and perhaps a feeble attempt or two at decorating the
-blankness of a square hole here and there by pouring water into a grimy
-flower-pot full of dirt. Then comes the trot of little feet toward the
-oblong holes, heralding the slower tread of sooty artisans; a smell of
-bloater up and down; nightfall; the fighting of boys in the street,
-perhaps of men at the corner near the beer-shop; sleep. And this is the
-record of a day in this street; and every day is hopelessly the same.
-
-Every day, that is, but Sunday. On Sunday morning a smell of cooking
-floats round the corner from the half-shut baker's, and the little feet
-trot down the street under steaming burdens of beef, potatoes, and
-batter pudding--the lucky little feet these, with Sunday boots on them,
-when father is in good work and has brought home all his money; not the
-poor little feet in worn shoes, carrying little bodies in the threadbare
-clothes of all the week, when father is out of work, or ill, or drunk,
-and the Sunday cooking may very easily be done at home,--if any there be
-to do.
-
-On Sunday morning one or two heads of families appear in wonderful black
-suits, with unnumbered creases and wrinklings at the seams. At their
-sides and about their heels trot the unresting little feet, and from
-under painful little velvet caps and straw hats stare solemn little
-faces towelled to a polish. Thus disposed and arrayed, they fare gravely
-through the grim little streets to a grim Little Bethel where are
-gathered together others in like garb and attendance; and for two hours
-they endure the frantic menace of hell-fire.
-
-Most of the men, however, lie in shirt and trousers on their beds and
-read the Sunday paper; while some are driven forth--for they hinder the
-housework--to loaf, and await the opening of the beer-shop round the
-corner. Thus goes Sunday in this street, and every Sunday is the same as
-every other Sunday, so that one monotony is broken with another. For the
-women, however, Sunday is much as other days, except that there is
-rather more work for them. The break in their round of the week is
-washing day.
-
-No event in the outer world makes any impression in this street. Nations
-may rise, or may totter in ruin; but here the colorless day will work
-through its twenty-four hours just as it did yesterday, and just as it
-will to-morrow. Without there may be party strife, wars and rumors of
-wars, public rejoicings; but the trotting of the little feet will be
-neither quickened nor stayed. Those quaint little women, the
-girl-children of this street, who use a motherly management toward all
-girl-things younger than themselves, and toward all boys as old or
-older, with "Bless the child!" or "Drat the children!"--those quaint
-little women will still go marketing with big baskets, and will regard
-the price of bacon as chief among human considerations. Nothing disturbs
-this street--nothing but a strike.
-
-Nobody laughs here--life is too serious a thing; nobody sings. There was
-once a woman who sang--a young wife from the country. But she bore
-children, and her voice cracked. Then her man died, and she sang no
-more. They took away her home, and with her children about her skirts
-she left this street forever. The other women did not think much of her.
-She was "helpless."
-
-One of the square holes in this street--one of the single, ground-floor
-holes--is found, on individual examination, to differ from the others.
-There has been an attempt to make it into a shop-window. Half a dozen
-candles, a few sickly sugar-sticks, certain shrivelled bloaters, some
-bootlaces, and a bundle or two of firewood compose a stock which at
-night is sometimes lighted by a little paraffine lamp in a tin sconce,
-and sometimes by a candle. A widow lives here--a gaunt, bony widow, with
-sunken, red eyes. She has other sources of income than the candles and
-the bootlaces: she washes and chars all day, and she sews cheap shirts
-at night. Two "young men lodgers," moreover, sleep upstairs, and the
-children sleep in the back room; she herself is supposed not to sleep at
-all. The policeman does not knock here in the morning--the widow wakes
-the lodgers herself; and nobody in the street behind ever looks out of
-window before going to bed, no matter how late, without seeing a light
-in the widow's room where she plies her needle. She is a quiet woman,
-who speaks little with her neighbors, having other things to do: a woman
-of pronounced character, to whom it would be unadvisable--even
-dangerous--to offer coals or blankets. Hers was the strongest contempt
-for the helpless woman who sang: a contempt whose added bitterness
-might be traced to its source. For when the singing woman was marketing,
-from which door of the pawnshop had she twice met the widow coming
-forth?
-
-This is not a dirty street, taken as a whole. The widow's house is one
-of the cleanest, and the widow's children match the house. The one house
-cleaner than the widow's is ruled by a despotic Scotchwoman, who drives
-every hawker off her whitened step, and rubs her door handle if a hand
-have rested on it. The Scotchwoman has made several attempts to
-accommodate "young men lodgers," but they have ended in shrill rows.
-
-There is no house without children in this street, and the number of
-them grows ever and ever greater. Nine-tenths of the doctor's visits are
-on this account alone, and his appearances are the chief matter of such
-conversation as the women make across the fences. One after another the
-little strangers come, to live through lives as flat and colorless as
-the day's life in this street. Existence dawns, and the
-doctor-watchman's door knock resounds along the row of rectangular
-holes. Then a muffled cry announces that a small new being has come to
-trudge and sweat its way in the appointed groove. Later, the trotting of
-little feet and the school; the midday play hour, when love peeps even
-into this street; after that more trotting of little feet--strange
-little feet, new little feet--and the scrubbing, and the squalling, and
-the barren flower-pot; the end of the sooty day's work; the last
-home-coming; nightfall; sleep.
-
-When love's light falls into some corner of the street, it falls at an
-early hour of this mean life, and is itself but a dusty ray. It falls
-early, because it is the sole bright thing which the street sees, and is
-watched for and counted on. Lads and lasses, awkwardly arm in arm, go
-pacing up and down this street, before the natural interest in marbles
-and doll's houses would have left them in a brighter place. They are
-"keeping company"; the manner of which proceeding is indigenous--is a
-custom native to the place. The young people first "walk out" in pairs.
-There is no exchange of promises, no troth-plight, no engagement, no
-love-talk. They patrol the street side by side, usually in silence,
-sometimes with fatuous chatter. There are no dances, no tennis, no
-water-parties, no picnics to bring them together: so they must walk out,
-or be unacquainted. If two of them grow dissatisfied with each other's
-company, nothing is easier than to separate and walk out with somebody
-else. When by these means each has found a fit mate (or thinks so), a
-ring is bought, and the odd association becomes a regular engagement;
-but this is not until the walking out has endured for many months. The
-two stages of courtship are spoken of indiscriminately as "keeping
-company," but a very careful distinction is drawn between them by the
-parties concerned. Nevertheless, in the walking out period it would be
-almost as great a breach of faith for either to walk out with more than
-one, as it would be if the full engagement had been made. And
-love-making in this street is a dreary thing, when one thinks of
-love-making in other places. It begins--and it ends--too soon.
-
-Nobody from this street goes to the theatre. That would mean a long
-journey, and it would cost money which might buy bread and beer and
-boots. For those, too, who wear black Sunday suits it would be sinful.
-Nobody reads poetry or romance. The very words are foreign. A Sunday
-paper in some few houses provides such reading as this street is
-disposed to achieve. Now and again a penny novel has been found among
-the private treasures of a growing daughter, and has been wrathfully
-confiscated. For the air of this street is unfavorable to the ideal.
-
-Yet there are aspirations. There has lately come into the street a young
-man lodger who belongs to a Mutual Improvement Society. Membership in
-this society is regarded as a sort of learned degree, and at its
-meetings debates are held and papers smugly read by lamentably
-self-satisfied young men lodgers, whose only preparation for debating
-and writing is a fathomless ignorance. For ignorance is the inevitable
-portion of dwellers here: seeing nothing, reading nothing, and
-considering nothing.
-
-Where in the East End lies this street? Everywhere. The hundred and
-fifty yards is only a link in a long and a mightily tangled chain--is
-only a turn in a tortuous maze. This street of the square holes is
-hundreds of miles long. That it is planned in short lengths is true, but
-there is no other way in the world that can more properly be called a
-single street, because of its dismal lack of accent, its sordid
-uniformity, its utter remoteness from delight.
-
-
-
-
-LIZERUNT.
-
-
-
-
-I.
-
-LIZER'S WOOING.
-
-
-Somewhere in the register was written the name Elizabeth Hunt; but
-seventeen years after the entry the spoken name was Lizerunt. Lizerunt
-worked at a pickle factory, and appeared abroad in an elaborate and
-shabby costume, usually supplemented by a white apron. Withal she was
-something of a beauty. That is to say, her cheeks were very red, her
-teeth were very large and white, her nose was small and snub, and her
-fringe was long and shiny; while her face, new-washed, was susceptible
-of a high polish. Many such girls are married at sixteen, but Lizerunt
-was belated, and had never a bloke at all.
-
-Billy Chope was a year older than Lizerunt. He wore a billycock with a
-thin brim and a permanent dent in the crown; he had a bobtail coat, with
-the collar turned up at one side and down at the other, as an expression
-of independence; between his meals he carried his hands in his breeches
-pockets; and he lived with his mother, who mangled. His conversation
-with Lizerunt consisted long of perfunctory nods; but great things
-happened this especial Thursday evening, as Lizerunt, making for home,
-followed the fading red beyond the furthermost end of Commercial Road.
-For Billy Chope, slouching in the opposite direction, lurched across the
-pavement as they met, and, taking the nearer hand from his pocket,
-caught and twisted her arm, bumping her against the wall.
-
-"Garn," said Lizerunt, greatly pleased: "le' go!" For she knew that this
-was love.
-
-"Where yer auf to, Lizer?"
-
-"'Ome, o' course, cheeky. Le' go;" and she snatched--in vain--at Billy's
-hat.
-
-Billy let go, and capered in front of her. She feigned to dodge by him,
-careful not to be too quick, because affairs were developing.
-
-"I say, Lizer," said Billy, stopping his dance and becoming
-business-like, "goin' anywhere Monday?"
-
-"Not along o' you, cheeky; you go 'long o' Beller Dawson, like wot you
-did Easter."
-
-"Blow Beller Dawson; _she_ ain't no good. I'm goin' on the Flats. Come?"
-
-Lizerunt, delighted but derisive, ended with a promise to "see." The
-bloke had come at last, and she walked home with the feeling of having
-taken her degree. She had half assured herself of it two days before,
-when Sam Cardew threw an orange peel at her, but went away after a
-little prancing on the pavement. Sam was a smarter fellow than Billy,
-and earned his own living; probably his attentions were serious; but one
-must prefer the bird in hand. As for Billy Chope, he went his way,
-resolved himself to take home what mangling he should find his mother
-had finished, and stick to the money; also, to get all he could from her
-by blandishing and bullying, that the jaunt to Wanstead Flats might be
-adequately done.
-
-
-There is no other fair like Whit Monday's on Wanstead Flats. Here is a
-square mile and more of open land where you may howl at large; here is
-no danger of losing yourself, as in Epping Forest; the public houses are
-always with you; shows, shies, swings, merry-go-rounds, fried fish
-stalls, donkeys, are packed closer than on Hampstead Heath; the ladies'
-tormentors are larger, and their contents smell worse, than at any other
-fair. Also, you may be drunk and disorderly without being locked
-up,--for the stations won't hold everybody,--and when all else has
-palled, you may set fire to the turf. Hereinto Billy and Lizerunt
-projected themselves from the doors of the Holly Tree on Whit Monday
-morning. But through hours on hours of fried fish and half-pints both
-were conscious of a deficiency. For the hat of Lizerunt was brown and
-old; plush it was not, and its feather was a mere foot long, and of a
-very rusty black. Now, it is not decent for a factory girl from
-Limehouse to go bank-holidaying under any but a hat of plush, very high
-in the crown, of a wild blue or a wilder green, and carrying withal an
-ostrich feather, pink or scarlet or what not; a feather that springs
-from the fore part, climbs the crown, and drops as far down the
-shoulders as may be. Lizerunt knew this, and, had she had no bloke,
-would have stayed at home. But a chance is a chance. As it was, only
-another such hapless girl could measure her bitter envy of the feathers
-about her, or would so joyfully have given an ear for the proper
-splendor. Billy, too, had a vague impression, muddled by but not drowned
-in half-pints, that some degree of plush was condign to the occasion and
-to his own expenditure. Still, there was no quarrel; and the pair walked
-and ran with arms about each other's necks; and Lizerunt thumped her
-bloke on the back at proper intervals; so that the affair went regularly
-on the whole: although, in view of Lizerunt's shortcomings, Billy did
-not insist on the customary exchange of hats. Everything, I say, went
-well and well enough until Billy bought a ladies' tormentor and began to
-squirt it at Lizerunt. For then Lizerunt went scampering madly, with
-piercing shrieks, until her bloke was left some little way behind, and
-Sam Cardew, turning up at that moment and seeing her running alone in
-the crowd, threw his arms about her waist and swung her round him again
-and again, as he floundered gallantly this way and that, among the shies
-and the hokey-pokey barrows.
-
-"'Ulloo, Lizer! Where _are_ y' a-comin' to? If I 'adn't laid 'old o'
-ye--!" But here Billy Chope arrived to demand what the 'ell Sam Cardew
-was doing with his gal. Now Sam was ever readier for a fight than Billy
-was; but the sum of Billy's half-pints was large: wherefore the fight
-began. On the skirt of an hilarious ring Lizerunt, after some small
-outcry, triumphed aloud. Four days before, she had no bloke; and here
-she stood with two, and those two fighting for her! Here in the public
-gaze, on the Flats! For almost five minutes she was Helen of Troy.
-
-And in much less time Billy tasted repentance. The haze of half-pints
-was dispelled, and some teeth went with it. Presently, whimpering and
-with a bloody muzzle, he rose and made a running kick at the other.
-Then, being thwarted in a bolt, he flung himself down; and it was like
-to go hard with him at the hands of the crowd. Punch you may on Wanstead
-Flats, but execration and worse is your portion if you kick anybody
-except your wife. But, as the ring closed, the helmets of two policemen
-were seen to be working in over the surrounding heads, and Sam Cardew,
-quickly assuming his coat, turned away with such an air of blamelessness
-as is practicable with a damaged eye; while Billy went off unheeded in
-an opposite direction.
-
-Lizerunt and her new bloke went the routine of half-pints and
-merry-go-rounds, and were soon on right thumping terms; and Lizerunt was
-as well satisfied with the issue as she was proud of the adventure.
-Billy was all very well; but Sam was better. She resolved to draw him
-for a feathered hat before next bank holiday. So the sun went down on
-her and her bloke hanging on each other's necks and straggling toward
-the Romford Road with shouts and choruses. The rest was tram-car, Bow
-Music Hall, half-pints, and darkness.
-
-
-Billy took home his wounds, and his mother, having moved his wrath by
-asking their origin, sought refuge with a neighbor. He accomplished his
-revenge in two instalments. Two nights later Lizerunt was going with a
-jug of beer; when somebody sprang from a dark corner, landed her under
-the ear, knocked her sprawling, and made off to the sound of her
-lamentations. She did not see who it was, but she knew; and next day Sam
-Cardew was swearing he'd break Billy's back. He did not, however, for
-that same evening a gang of seven or eight fell on him with sticks and
-belts. (They were Causeway chaps, while Sam was a Brady's Laner, which
-would have been reason enough by itself, even if Billy Chope had not
-been one of them.) Sam did his best for a burst through and a run, but
-they pulled and battered him down; and they kicked him about the head,
-and they kicked him about the belly; and they took to their heels when
-he was speechless and still.
-
-He lay at home for near four weeks, and when he stood up again it was in
-many bandages. Lizerunt came often to his bedside, and twice she brought
-an orange. On these occasions there was much talk of vengeance. But the
-weeks went on. It was a month since Sam had left his bed; and Lizerunt
-was getting a little tired of bandages. Also, she had begun to doubt and
-to consider bank holiday--scarce a fortnight off. For Sam was
-stone-broke, and a plush hat was further away than ever. And all
-through the later of these weeks Billy Chope was harder than ever on his
-mother, and she, well knowing that if he helped her by taking home he
-would pocket the money at the other end, had taken to finishing and
-delivering in his absence, and, threats failing to get at the money,
-Billy Chope was impelled to punch her head and gripe her by the throat.
-
-
-There was a milliner's window, with a show of nothing but fashionable
-plush-and-feather hats, and Lizerunt was lingering hereabouts one
-evening, when some one took her by the waist, and some one said, "Which
-d'yer like, Lizer?--The yuller un?"
-
-Lizerunt turned and saw that it was Billy. She pulled herself away, and
-backed off, sullen and distrustful. "Garn," she said.
-
-"Straight," said Billy, "I'll sport yer one.--No kid, I will."
-
-"Garn," said Lizerunt once more. "Wot yer gittin' at now?"
-
-But presently, being convinced that bashing wasn't in it, she approached
-less guardedly; and she went away with a paper bag and the reddest of
-all the plushes and the bluest of all the feathers; a hat that
-challenged all the Flats the next bank holiday, a hat for which no girl
-need have hesitated to sell her soul. As for Billy, why, he was as good
-as another; and you can't have everything; and Sam Cardew, with his
-bandages and his grunts and groans, was no great catch after all.
-
-This was the wooing of Lizerunt: for in a few months she and Billy
-married under the blessing of a benignant rector, who periodically set
-aside a day for free weddings, and, on principle, encouraged early
-matrimony. And they lived with Billy's mother.
-
-
-
-
-II.
-
-LIZER'S FIRST.
-
-
-When Billy Chope married Lizerunt there was a small rejoicing. There was
-no wedding-party; because it was considered that what there might be to
-drink would be better in the family. Lizerunt's father was not, and her
-mother felt no interest in the affair; not having seen her daughter for
-a year, and happening, at the time, to have a month's engagement in
-respect of a drunk and disorderly. So that there were but three of them;
-and Billy Chope got exceedingly tipsy early in the day; and in the
-evening his bride bawled a continual chorus, while his mother,
-influenced by that unwonted quartern of gin the occasion sanctioned,
-wept dismally over her boy, who was much too far gone to resent it.
-
-His was the chief reason for rejoicing. For Lizerunt had always been
-able to extract ten shillings a week from the pickle factory, and it was
-to be presumed that as Lizer Chope her earning capacity would not
-diminish; and the wages would make a very respectable addition to the
-precarious revenue, depending on the mangle, that Billy extorted from
-his mother. As for Lizer, she was married. That was the considerable
-thing; for she was but a few months short of eighteen, and that, as you
-know, is a little late.
-
-Of course there were quarrels very soon; for the new Mrs. Chope, less
-submissive at first than her mother-in-law, took a little breaking in,
-and a liberal renewal of the manual treatment once applied in her
-courting days. But the quarrels between the women were comforting to
-Billy: a diversion and a source of better service.
-
-As soon as might be, Lizer took the way of womankind. This circumstance
-brought an unexpected half-crown from the evangelical rector who had
-married the couple gratis; for recognizing Billy in the street by
-accident, and being told of Mrs. Chope's prospects, as well as that
-Billy was out of work (a fact undeniable), he reflected that his
-principles did on occasion lead to discomfort of a material sort. And
-Billy, to whose comprehension the half-crown opened a new field of
-receipt, would doubtless have long remained a client of the rector, had
-not that zealot hastened to discover a vacancy for a warehouse porter,
-the offer of presentation whereunto alienated Billy Chope forever. But
-there were meetings and demonstrations of the Unemployed; and it was
-said that shillings had been given away; and, as being at a meeting in a
-street was at least as amusing as being in a street where there was no
-meeting, Billy often went, on the off chance. But his lot was chiefly
-disappointment: wherefore he became more especially careful to furnish
-himself ere he left home.
-
-For certain weeks cash came less freely than ever from the two women.
-Lizer spoke of providing for the necessities of the expected child: a
-manifestly absurd procedure, as Billy pointed out, since, if they were
-unable to clothe or feed it, the duty would fall on its grandmother.
-That was law, and nobody could get over it. But even with this argument,
-a shilling cost him many more demands and threats than it had used, and
-a deal more general trouble.
-
-At last Lizer ceased from going to the pickle factory, and could not
-even help Billy's mother at the mangle for long. This lasted for near a
-week, when Billy, rising at ten with a bad mouth, resolved to stand no
-nonsense, and demanded two shillings.
-
-"Two bob? Wot for?" Lizer asked.
-
-"'Cos I want it. None o' yer lip."
-
-"Ain't got it," said Lizer sulkily.
-
-"That's a bleed'n' lie."
-
-"Lie yerself."
-
-"I'll break y' in 'arves, ye blasted 'eifer!" He ran at her throat and
-forced her back over a chair. "I'll pull yer face auf! If y' don't give
-me the money, gawblimy, I'll do for ye!"
-
-Lizer strained and squalled. "Le' go! You'll kill me an' the kid too!"
-she grunted hoarsely. Billy's mother ran in and threw her arms about
-him, dragging him away. "Don't, Billy," she said, in terror. "Don't,
-Billy--not now! You'll get in trouble. Come away! She might go auf, an'
-you'd get in trouble!"
-
-Billy Chope flung his wife over and turned to his mother. "Take yer
-'ands auf me," he said: "go on, or I'll gi' ye somethin' for yerself."
-And he punched her in the breast by way of illustration.
-
-"You shall 'ave what I've got, Billy, if it's money," the mother said.
-"But don't go an' git yerself in trouble, don't. Will a shillin' do?"
-
-"No, it won't. Think I'm a bloomin' kid? I mean 'avin' two bob this
-mornin'."
-
-"I was a-keepin' it for the rent, Billy, but--"
-
-"Yus; think o' the bleed'n' lan'lord 'fore me, doncher?" And he pocketed
-the two shillings. "I ain't settled with you yut, my gal," he added to
-Lizer; "mikin' about at 'ome an' 'idin' money. You wait a bit."
-
-Lizer had climbed into an erect position, and, gravid and slow, had got
-as far as the passage. Mistaking this for a safe distance, she replied
-with defiant railings. Billy made for her with a kick that laid her on
-the lower stairs, and, swinging his legs round his mother as she
-obstructed him, entreating him not to get in trouble, he attempted to
-kick again in a more telling spot. But a movement among the family
-upstairs and a tap at the door hinted of interference, and he took
-himself off.
-
-Lizer lay doubled upon the stairs, howling: but her only articulate cry
-was, "Gawd 'elp me, it's comin'!"
-
-Billy went to the meeting of the Unemployed, and cheered a proposal to
-storm the Tower of London. But he did not join the procession following
-a man with a handkerchief on a stick, who promised destruction to every
-policeman in his path: for he knew the fate of such processions. With a
-few others, he hung about the nearest tavern for a while, on the chance
-of the advent of a flush sailor from St. Katharine's, disposed to treat
-out-o'-workers. Then he went alone to a quieter beer-house and took a
-pint or two at his own expense. A glance down the music-hall bills
-hanging in the bar having given him a notion for the evening, he
-bethought himself of dinner, and made for home.
-
-The front door was open, and in the first room, where the mangle stood,
-there were no signs of dinner. And this was at three o'clock! Billy
-pushed into the room behind, demanding why.
-
-"Billy," Lizer said faintly from her bed, "look at the baby!"
-
-Something was moving feebly under a flannel petticoat. Billy pulled the
-petticoat aside, and said, "That? Well, it _is_ a measly snipe." It was
-a blind, hairless homunculus, short of a foot long, with a skinny face
-set in a great skull. There was a black bruise on one side from hip to
-armpit. Billy dropped the petticoat and said, "Where's my dinner?"
-
-"I dunno," Lizer responded hazily. "Wot's the time?"
-
-"Time? Don't try to kid me. You git up; go on. I want my dinner."
-
-"Mother's gittin' it, I think," said Lizer. "Doctor had to slap 'im like
-anythink 'fore 'e'd cry. 'E don't cry now much. 'E--"
-
-"Go on; out ye git. I do' want no more damn jaw. Git my dinner."
-
-"I'm a-gittin' of it, Billy," his mother said, at the door. She had
-begun when he first entered. "It won't be a minute."
-
-"You come 'ere; y' ain't alwis s' ready to do 'er work, are ye? She
-ain't no call to stop there no longer, an' I owe 'er one for this
-mornin'. Will ye git out, or shall I kick ye?"
-
-"She can't, Billy," his mother said. And Lizer snivelled and said,
-"You're a damn brute. Y' ought to be bleedin' well booted."
-
-But Billy had her by the shoulders and began to haul; and again his
-mother besought him to remember what he might bring upon himself. At
-this moment the doctor's dispenser, a fourth-year London Hospital
-student of many inches, who had been washing his hands in the kitchen,
-came in. For a moment he failed to comprehend the scene. Then he took
-Billy Chope by the collar, hauled him pell-mell along the passage,
-kicked him (hard) into the gutter, and shut the door.
-
-When he returned to the room, Lizer, sitting up and holding on by the
-bed-frame, gasped hysterically: "Ye bleedin' makeshift, I'd 'ave yer
-liver out if I could reach ye! You touch my 'usband, ye long pisenin'
-'ound you! Ow!" And, infirm of aim, she flung a cracked teacup at his
-head. Billy's mother said, "Y' ought to be ashamed of yourself, you low
-blaggard. If 'is father was alive 'e'd knock yer 'ead auf. Call yourself
-a doctor--a passel o' boys!--Git out! Go out o' my 'ouse, or I'll give
-y' in charge!"
-
-"But--why, hang it, he'd have killed her." Then to Lizer, "Lie down."
-
-"Sha'n't lay down. Keep auf! if you come near me I'll corpse ye. You go
-while ye're safe!"
-
-The dispenser appealed to Billy's mother. "For God's sake make her lie
-down. She'll kill herself. I'll go. Perhaps the doctor had better come."
-And he went: leaving the coast clear for Billy Chope to return and
-avenge his kicking.
-
-
-
-
-III.
-
-A CHANGE OF CIRCUMSTANCES.
-
-
-Lizer was some months short of twenty-one when her third child was born.
-The pickle factory had discarded her some time before, and since that
-her trade had consisted in odd jobs of charing. Odd jobs of charing have
-a shade the better of a pickle factory in the matter of respectability,
-but they are precarious, and they are worse paid at that. In the East
-End they are sporadic and few. Moreover, it is in the household where
-paid help is a rarity that the bitterness of servitude is felt. Also,
-the uncertainty and irregularity of the returns were a trouble to Billy
-Chope. He was never sure of having got them all. It might be ninepence,
-or a shilling, or eighteenpence. Once or twice, to his knowledge, it had
-been half-a-crown, from a chance job at a doctor's or a parson's, and
-once it was three shillings. That it might be half-a-crown or three
-shillings again, and that some of it was being kept back, was ever the
-suspicion evoked by Lizer's evening homing. Plainly, with these
-fluctuating and uncertain revenues, more bashing than ever was needed to
-insure the extraction of the last copper; empty-handedness called for
-bashing on its own account; so that it was often Lizer's hap to be
-refused a job because of a black eye.
-
-Lizer's self was scarcely what it had been. The red of her cheeks, once
-bounded only by the eyes and the mouth, had shrunk to a spot in the
-depth of each hollow; gaps had been driven in her big white teeth; even
-the snub nose had run to a point, and the fringe hung dry and ragged,
-while the bodily outline was as a sack's. At home, the children lay in
-her arms or tumbled at her heels, puling and foul. Whenever she was near
-it, there was the mangle to be turned; for lately Billy's mother had
-exhibited a strange weakness, sometimes collapsing with a gasp in the
-act of brisk or prolonged exertion, and often leaning on whatever stood
-hard by and grasping at her side. This ailment she treated, when she had
-twopence, in such terms as made her smell of gin and peppermint; and
-more than once this circumstance had inflamed the breast of Billy her
-son, who was morally angered by this boozing away of money that was
-really his.
-
-Lizer's youngest, being seven or eight months old, was mostly taking
-care of itself, when Billy made a welcome discovery after a hard and
-pinching day. The night was full of blinding wet, and the rain beat on
-the window as on a drum. Billy sat over a small fire in the front room
-smoking his pipe, while his mother folded clothes for delivery. He
-stamped twice on the hearth, and then, drawing off his boot, he felt
-inside it. It was a nail. The poker-head made a good anvil, and, looking
-about for a hammer, Billy bethought him of a brick from the mangle. He
-rose, and, lifting the lid of the weight-box, groped about among the
-clinkers and the other ballast till he came upon a small but rather
-heavy paper parcel. "'Ere--wot's this?" he said, and pulled it out.
-
-His mother, whose back had been turned, hastened across the room, hand
-to breast (it had got to be her habit). "What is it, Billy?" she said.
-"Not that: there's nothing there. I'll get anything you want, Billy."
-And she made a nervous catch at the screw of paper. But Billy fended her
-off, and tore the package open. It was money, arranged in little columns
-of farthings, halfpence, and threepenny pieces, with a few sixpences, a
-shilling or two, and a single half-sovereign. "O," said Billy, "this is
-the game, is it?--'idin' money in the mangle! Got any more?" And he
-hastily turned the brickbats.
-
-"No, Billy, don't take that--don't!" implored his mother. "There'll be
-some money for them things when they go 'ome--'ave that. I'm savin' it,
-Billy, for something partic'ler: s'elp me Gawd, I am, Billy."
-
-"Yus," replied Billy, raking diligently among the clinkers, "savin' it
-for a good ol' booze. An' now you won't 'ave one. Bleedin' nice thing,
-'idin' money away from yer own son!"
-
-"It ain't for that, Billy--s'elp me, it ain't; it's case anythink
-'appens to me. On'y to put me away decent, Billy, that's all. We never
-know, an' you'll be glad of it t'elp bury me if I should go any time--"
-
-"I'll be glad of it now," answered Billy, who had it in his pocket; "an'
-I've got it. You ain't a dyin' sort, _you_ ain't; an' if you was, the
-parish 'ud soon tuck _you_ up. P'raps you'll be straighter about money
-after this."
-
-"Let me 'ave _some_, then,--you can't want it all. Give me some, an'
-then 'ave the money for the things. There's ten dozen and seven, and you
-can take 'em yerself if ye like."
-
-"Wot--in this 'ere rain? Not me! I bet I'd 'ave the money if I wanted it
-without that. 'Ere--change these 'ere fardens at the draper's wen you go
-out: there's two bob's worth an' a penn'orth; I don't want to bust my
-pockets wi' them."
-
-While they spoke Lizer had come in from the back room. But she said
-nothing: she rather busied herself with a child she had in her arms.
-When Billy's mother, despondent and tearful, had tramped out into the
-rain with a pile of clothes in an oilcloth wrapper, she said sulkily,
-without looking up, "You might 'a' let 'er kep' that; you git all you
-want."
-
-At another time this remonstrance would have provoked active
-hostilities; but now, with the money about him, Billy was complacently
-disposed. "You shutcher 'ead," he said, "I got this, any'ow. She can
-make it up out o' my rent if she likes." This last remark was a joke,
-and he chuckled as he made it. For Billy's rent was a simple fiction,
-devised, on the suggestion of a smart canvasser, to give him a
-parliamentary vote.
-
-That night Billy and Lizer slept, as usual, in the bed in the back room,
-where the two younger children also were. Billy's mother made a bedstead
-nightly with three chairs and an old trunk in the front room by the
-mangle, and the eldest child lay in a floor-bed near her. Early in the
-morning Lizer awoke at a sudden outcry of the little creature. He clawed
-at the handle till he opened the door, and came staggering and tumbling
-into the room with screams of terror. "Wring 'is blasted neck," his
-father grunted sleepily. "Wot's the kid 'owlin' for?"
-
-"I's 'f'aid o' g'anny--I's 'f'aid o' g'anny!" was all the child could
-say; and when he had said it, he fell to screaming once more.
-
-Lizer rose and went to the next room; and straightway came a scream from
-her also. "O--O--Billy! Billy! O my Gawd! Billy, come 'ere!"
-
-And Billy, fully startled, followed in Lizer's wake. He blundered in,
-rubbing his eyes, and saw.
-
-Stark on her back in the huddled bed of old wrappers and shawls lay his
-mother. The outline of her poor face--strained in an upward stare of
-painful surprise--stood sharp and meagre against the black of the grate
-beyond. But the muddy old skin was white, and looked cleaner than its
-wont, and many of the wrinkles were gone.
-
-Billy Chope, half-way across the floor, recoiled from the corpse, and
-glared at it pallidly from the doorway.
-
-"Good Gawd!" he croaked faintly, "is she dead?"
-
-Seized by a fit of shuddering breaths, Lizer sank on the floor, and,
-with her head across the body, presently broke into a storm of
-hysterical blubbering, while Billy, white and dazed, dressed hurriedly
-and got out of the house. He was at home as little as might be until the
-coroner's officer carried away the body two days later. When he came
-for his meals, he sat doubtful and querulous in the matter of the front
-room door's being shut. The dead once clear away, however, he resumed
-his faculties, and clearly saw that here was a bad change for the worse.
-There was the mangle, but who was to work it? If Lizer did, there would
-be no more charing jobs--a clear loss of one-third of his income. And it
-was not at all certain that the people who had given their mangling to
-his mother would give it to Lizer. Indeed, it was pretty sure that many
-would not, because mangling is a thing given by preference to widows,
-and many widows of the neighborhood were perpetually competing for it.
-Widows, moreover, had the first call in most odd jobs whereunto Lizer
-might turn her hand: an injustice whereon Billy meditated with
-bitterness.
-
-The inquest was formal and unremarked, the medical officer having no
-difficulty in certifying a natural death from heart disease. The bright
-idea of a collection among the jury, which Billy communicated, with
-pitiful representations, to the coroner's officer, was brutally swept
-aside by that functionary, made cunning by much experience. So the
-inquest brought him nought save disappointment and a sense of injury....
-
-The mangling orders fell away as suddenly and completely as he had
-feared: they were duly absorbed among the local widows. Neglect the
-children as Lizer might, she could no longer leave them as she had done.
-Things, then, were bad with Billy, and neither threats nor thumps could
-evoke a shilling now.
-
-It was more than Billy could bear: so that, "'Ere," he said one night,
-"I've 'ad enough o' this. You go and get some money; go on."
-
-"Go an' git it?" replied Lizer. "O yus. That's easy, ain't it? 'Go an'
-git it,' says you. 'Ow?"
-
-"Any'ow--I don't care. Go on."
-
-"Wy," replied Lizer, looking up with wide eyes, "d'ye think I can go an'
-pick it up in the street?"
-
-"Course you can. Plenty others does, don't they?"
-
-"Gawd, Billy ... wot d'ye mean?"
-
-"Wot I say; plenty others does it. Go on--you ain't so bleed'n' innocent
-as all that. Go an' see Sam Cardew. Go on--'ook it."
-
-Lizer, who had been kneeling at the child's floor-bed, rose to her feet,
-pale-faced and bright of eye.
-
-"Stow kiddin', Billy," she said. "You don't mean that. I'll go round to
-the fact'ry in the mornin': p'raps they'll take me on temp'ry."
-
-"Damn the fact'ry."
-
-He pushed her into the passage. "Go on--you git me some money, if ye
-don't want yer bleed'n' 'ead knocked auf."
-
-There was a scuffle in the dark passage, with certain blows, a few
-broken words, and a sob. Then the door slammed, and Lizer Chope was in
-the windy street.
-
-
-
-
-WITHOUT VISIBLE MEANS.
-
-
-All East London idled, or walked in a procession, or waylaid and bashed,
-or cried in an empty kitchen: for it was the autumn of the Great
-Strikes. One army of men, having been prepared, was ordered to
-strike--and struck. Other smaller armies of men, with no preparation,
-were ordered to strike to express sympathy--and struck. Other armies
-still were ordered to strike because it was the fashion--and struck.
-Then many hands were discharged because the strikes in other trades left
-them no work. Many others came from other parts in regiments to work,
-but remained to loaf in gangs: taught by the example of earlier
-regiments, which, the situation being explained (an expression devised
-to include mobbings and kickings and flingings into docks), had returned
-whence they came. So that East London was very noisy and largely hungry;
-and the rest of the world looked on with intense interest, making
-earnest suggestions, and comprehending nothing. Lots of strikers, having
-no strike pay and finding little nourishment in processions, started
-off to walk to Manchester, Birmingham, Liverpool, or Newcastle, where
-work might be got. Along the Great North Road such men might be seen in
-silent companies of a dozen or twenty, now and again singly or in
-couples. At the tail of one such gang, which gathered in the Burdett
-Road and found its way into the Enfield Road by way of Victoria Park,
-Clapton, and Stamford Hill, walked a little group of three: a voluble
-young man of thirty, a stolid workman rather older, and a pale, anxious
-little fellow, with a nasty spasmic cough and a canvas bag of tools.
-
-The little crowd straggled over the footpath and the road, few of its
-members speaking, most of them keeping to their places and themselves.
-As yet there was nothing of the tramp in the aspect of these mechanics.
-With their washed faces and well-mended clothes they might have been
-taken for a jury coming from a local inquest. As the streets got broken
-and detached, with patches of field between, they began to look about
-them. One young fellow in front (with no family to think of), who looked
-upon the enterprise as an amusing sort of tour, and had even brought an
-accordion, began to rebel against the general depression, and attempted
-a joke about going to the Alexandra Palace. But in the rear, the little
-man with the canvas bag, putting his hand abstractedly into his pocket,
-suddenly stared and stopped. He drew out the hand, and saw in it three
-shillings.
-
-"S'elp me," he said, "the missis is done that--shoved it in unbeknown
-when I come away! An' she's on'y got a bob for 'erself an' the kids." He
-broke into a sweat of uneasiness. "I'll 'ave to send it back at the next
-post-office, that's all."
-
-"Send it back? not you!" Thus with deep scorn the voluble young man at
-his side. "_She'll_ be all right, you lay your life. A woman allus knows
-'ow to look after 'erself. You'll bleed'n' soon want it, an' bad. You do
-as I tell you, Joey: stick to it. That's right, Dave, ain't it?"
-
-"Matter o' fancy," replied the stolid man. "My missis cleared my pockets
-out 'fore I got away. Shouldn't wonder at bein' sent after for leavin'
-'er chargeable if I don't soon send some more. Women's different."
-
-The march continued, and grew dustier. The cheerful pilgrim in front
-produced his accordion. At Palmer's Green four went straight ahead to
-try for work at the Enfield Arms Factory. The others, knowing the thing
-hopeless, turned off to the left for Potter's Bar.
-
-After a long silence, "Which'll be nearest, Dave," asked little Joey
-Clayton, "Newcastle or Middlesborough?"
-
-"Middlesborough," said Dave; "I done it afore."
-
-"Trampin' ain't so rough on a man, is it, after all?" asked Joey
-wistfully. "_You_ done all right, didn't you?"
-
-"Got through. All depends, though it's rough enough. Matter o' luck.
-_I_'ad the bad weather."
-
-"If I don't get a good easy job where we're goin'," remarked the voluble
-young man, "I'll 'ave a strike there too."
-
-"'Ave a strike there?" exclaimed Joey. "'Ow? Who'd call 'em out?"
-
-"Wy, _I_ would. I think I'm equal to doin' it, ain't I? An' when workin'
-men stand idle an' 'ungry in the midst o' the wealth an' the lukshry an'
-the igstravagance they've produced with the sweat of their brow, why,
-then, feller-workmen, it's time to act. It's time to bring the
-nigger-drivin' bloated capitalists to their knees."
-
-"'Ear, 'ear," applauded Joey Clayton; tamely, perhaps, for the words
-were not new. "Good on yer, Newman!" Newman had a habit of practising
-this sort of thing in snatches whenever he saw the chance. He had learnt
-the trick in a debating society; and Joey Clayton was always an
-applausive audience. There was a pause, the accordion started another
-tune, and Newman tried a different passage of his harangue.
-
-"In the shop they call me Skulky Newman. Why? 'Cos I skulk, o' course"
-("'Ear, 'ear," dreamily--from Dave this time). "I ain't ashamed of it,
-my friends. I'm a miker out an' out, an' I 'ope I shall always remain a
-miker. The less a worker does the more 'as to be imployed, don't they?
-An' the more the toilers wrings out o' the capitalists, don't they? Very
-well then, I mike, an' I do it as a sacred dooty."
-
-"You'll 'ave all the mikin' you want for a week or two," said Dave Burge
-placidly. "Stow it."
-
-At Potter's Bar the party halted and sat under a hedge to eat hunks of
-bread and cheese (or hunks of bread and nothing else) and to drink cold
-tea out of cans. Skulky Newman, who had brought nothing, stood in with
-his two friends. As they started anew and turned into the Great North
-Road he said, stretching himself and looking slyly at Joey Clayton, "If
-_I'd_ got a bob or two I'd stand you two blokes a pint apiece."
-
-Joey looked troubled. "Well, as you ain't, I suppose I ought to," he
-said uneasily, turning toward the little inn hard by. "Dave," he cried
-to Burge, who was walking on, "won't you 'ave a drink?" And, "Well, if
-you _are_ goin' to do the toff, I ain't proud," was the slow reply.
-
-Afterward Joey was inclined to stop at the post-office to send away at
-least two shillings. But Newman wouldn't. He enlarged on the
-improvidence of putting out of reach that which might be required on an
-emergency, he repeated his axiom as to a woman's knack of keeping alive
-in spite of all things: and Joey determined not to send--for a day or so
-at any rate.
-
-The road got looser and dustier; the symptoms of the tramp came out
-stronger and stronger on the gang. The accordion struck up from time to
-time, but ceased toward the end of the afternoon. The player wearied,
-and some of the older men, soon tired of walking, were worried by the
-noise. Joey Clayton, whose cough was aggravated by the dust, was
-especially tortured, after every fit, to hear the thing drawling and
-whooping the tune it had drawled and whooped a dozen times before; but
-he said nothing, scarce knowing what annoyed him.
-
-At Hatfield Station two of the foremost picked up a few coppers by
-helping with a heavy trap-load of luggage. Up Digswell Hill the party
-tailed out lengthily, and Newman, who had been letting off a set speech,
-was fain to save his wind. The night came, clear to see and sweet to
-smell. Between Welwyn and Codicote the company broke up to roost in
-such barns as they might possess: all but the master of the accordion,
-who had stayed at a little public-house at Welwyn, with the notion of
-earning a pot of beer and a stable-corner (or better) by a tune in the
-tap-room. Dave Burge lighted on a lone shed of thatched hurdles with
-loose hay in it, and Newman straightway curled in the snuggest corner on
-most of the hay. Dave Burge pulled some from under him, and, having
-helped Joey Clayton to build a nest in the best place left, was soon
-snoring. But Joey lay awake all night, and sat up and coughed and turned
-restlessly, being unused to the circumstances and apprehensive of those
-months in jail which (it is well known) are rancorously dealt forth
-among all them that sleep in barns.
-
-Luck provided a breakfast next morning at Codicote: for three
-bicyclists, going north, stood cold beef and bread round at The Anchor.
-The man with the accordion caught up. He had made his lodging and
-breakfast and eightpence: this had determined him to stay at Hitchin,
-and work it for at least a day, and then to diverge into the towns and
-let the rest go their way. So beyond Hitchin there was no music.
-
-Joey Clayton soon fell slow. Newman had his idea; and the three were
-left behind, and Joey staggered after his mates with difficulty. He
-lacked sleep, and he lacked stamina. Dave Burge took the canvas bag, and
-there were many rests: when Newman, expressing a resolve to stick by his
-fellow-man through thick and thin, hinted at drinks. Dave Burge made
-twopence at Henlow level crossing by holding an unsteady horse while a
-train passed. Joey saw little of the rest of the day; the road was
-yellow and dazzling, his cough tore him, and things were red sometimes
-and sometimes blue. He walked without knowing it, now helped, now
-lurching on alone. The others of the party were far ahead and forgotten.
-There was talk of a windmill ahead, where there would be rest; and the
-three men camped in an old boathouse by the river just outside
-Biggleswade. Joey, sleeping as he tottered, fell in a heap and lay
-without moving from sunset to broad morning.
-
-When he woke Dave Burge was sitting at the door, but Newman was gone.
-Also, there was no sign of the canvas bag.
-
-"No use lookin'," said Dave; "'e's done it."
-
-"Eh?"
-
-"Skulky's 'opped the twig an' sneaked your tools. Gawd knows where 'e is
-by now."
-
-"No--" the little man gasped, sitting up in a pale sweat.... "Not
-sneaked 'em ... is 'e?... S'elp me, there's a set o' callipers worth
-fifteen bob in that bag ... 'e ain't gawn ...?"
-
-Dave Burge nodded inexorably.
-
-"Best feel in your pockets," he said, "p'raps 'e's bin there."
-
-He had. The little man broke down. "I was a-goin' to send 'ome that two
-bob--s'elp me, I was.... An' what can I do without my tools? If I'd got
-no job I could 'a pawned 'em--an' then I'd 'a sent 'ome the money--s'elp
-me I would.... O, it's crool!"
-
-
-The walking, with the long sleep after it, had left him sore and stiff,
-and Dave had work to put him on the road again. He had forgotten
-yesterday afternoon, and asked, at first, for the others. They tramped
-in silence for a few miles: when Joey suddenly flung himself upon a
-tussock by the wayside.
-
-"Why won't nobody let me live?" he snivelled. "_I'm_ a 'armless bloke
-enough. I worked at Ritterson's, man and boy, very nigh twenty year.
-When they come an' ordered us out, I come out with the others, peaceful
-enough; I didn't want to chuck it up, Gawd knows, but I come out promp'
-when they told me. And when I found another job on the Island, four big
-blokes set about me an' 'arf killed me. _I_ didn't know the place was
-blocked. And when two o' the blokes was took up, they said I'd get
-strike-pay again if I didn't identify 'em; so I didn't. But they never
-give me no strike-pay--they laughed an' chucked me out. An' now I'm
-a-starvin' on the 'igh road. An' Skulky ... blimy ... _'e's_ done me
-too!"
-
-
-There were days wherein Joey learned to eat a swede pulled from behind a
-wagon, and to feel thankful for an early turnip; might have learned,
-too, just what tramping means in many ways to a man unskilled both in
-begging and in theft, but was never equal to it. He coughed--and worse:
-holding to posts and gates, and often spitting blood. He had little to
-say, but trudged mechanically, taking note of nothing.
-
-Once, as though aroused from a reverie, he asked, "Wasn't there some
-others?"
-
-"Others?" said Dave, for a moment taken aback. "O, yes, there was some
-others. They're gone on ahead, y'know."
-
-Joey tramped for half a mile in silence. Then he said, "Expect they're
-'avin' a rough time too."
-
-"Ah--very like," said Dave.
-
-For a space Joey was silent, save for the cough. Then he went on: "Comes
-o' not bringing 'cordions with 'em. Every one ought to take a 'cordion
-what goes trampin'. I knew a man once that went trampin', an' 'e took a
-'cordion. _He_ done all right. It ain't so rough for them as plays on
-the 'cordion." And Dave Burge rubbed his cap about his head and stared;
-but answered nothing.
-
-It was a bad day. Crusts were begged at cottages. Every rise and every
-turn, the eternal yellow road lay stretch on stretch before them,
-flouting their unrest. Joey, now unimpressionable, endured more placidly
-than even Dave Burge. Late in the afternoon, "No," he said, "it ain't so
-rough for them as plays the 'cordion. They 'as the best of it.... S'elp
-me," he added suddenly, "_we're_ all 'cordions!" He sniggered
-thoughtfully, and then burst into a cough that left him panting. "We're
-nothin' but a bloomin' lot o' 'cordions ourselves," he went on, having
-got his breath, "an' they play any toon they like on us; an' that's 'ow
-they make their livin'. S'elp me, Dave, we're all 'cordions." And he
-laughed.
-
-"Um--yus," the other man grunted. And he looked curiously at his mate;
-for he had never heard that sort of laugh before.
-
-But Joey fondled the conceit, and returned to it from time to time; now
-aloud, now to himself. "All 'cordions: playin' any toon as is ordered,
-blimy.... _Are_ we 'cordions? _I_ don't b'lieve we're as much as that
-... no, s'elp me. We're on'y the footlin' little keys; shoved about to
-soot the toon.... Little tin keys, blimy ... footlin' little keys....
-I've bin played on plenty, _I_ 'ave...."
-
-Dave Burge listened with alarm, and tried to talk of other things. But
-Joey rarely heard him. "I've bin played on plenty, _I_ 'ave," he
-persisted. "I was played on once by a pal: an' my spring broke."
-
-At nightfall there was more bad luck. They were driven from a likely
-barn by a leather-gaitered man with a dog, and for some distance no
-dormitory could be found. Then it was a cut haystack, with a nest near
-the top and steps to reach it.
-
-In the night Burge was wakened by a clammy hand upon his face. There was
-a thick mist.
-
-"It's you, Dave, ain't it?" Clayton was saying. "Good Gawd, I thought
-I'd lawst you. What's all this 'ere--not the water is it?--not the dock?
-I'm soppin' wet."
-
-Burge himself was wet to the skin. He made Joey lie down, and told him
-to sleep; but a coughing fit prevented that. "It was them 'cordions woke
-me," he explained when it was over.
-
-So the night put on the shuddering gray of the fore-dawn. And the two
-tramps left their perch, and betook them, shivering and stamping, to the
-road.
-
-That morning Joey had short fits of dizziness and faintness. "It's my
-spring broke," he would say after such an attack. "Bloomin' little tin
-key put out o' toon." And once he added, "I'm up to one toon, though,
-now: this 'ere bloomin' Dead March."
-
-Just at the outskirts of a town, where he stopped to cough over a gate,
-a stout old lady, walking out with a shaggy little dog, gave him a
-shilling. Dave Burge picked it up as it dropped from his incapable hand,
-and "Joey, 'ere's a bob," he said; "a lady give it you. You come an' git
-a drop o' beer."
-
-They carried a twopenny loaf into the tap-room of a small tavern, and
-Dave had mild ale himself, but saw that Joey was served with stout with
-a penn'orth of gin in it. Soon the gin and stout reached Joey's head,
-and drew it to the table. And he slept, leaving the rest of the shilling
-where it lay.
-
-Dave arose, and stuffed the last of the twopenny loaf into his pocket.
-He took a piece of chalk from the bagatelle board in the corner, and
-wrote this on the table:--"_dr. sir. for god sake take him to the work
-House_."
-
-Then he gathered up the coppers where they lay, and stepped quietly into
-the street.
-
-
-
-
-TO BOW BRIDGE.
-
-
-The eleven-five tram-car from Stratford started for Bow a trifle before
-its time. The conductor knew what he might escape by stealing a march on
-the closing public-houses; as also what was in store for all the
-conductors in his wake, till there were no more revellers left to swarm
-the cars. For it was Saturday night, and many a week's wages were
-a-knocking down; and the publicans this side of Bow Bridge shut their
-doors at eleven under Act of Parliament, whereas beyond the Bridge,
-which is the county of London, the law gives them another hour, and a
-man may drink many pots therein. And for this, at eleven every Saturday,
-there is a great rush westward, a vast migration over Lea, from all the
-length of High Street. From the nearer parts they walk, or do their best
-to walk; but from further Stratford, by the Town Hall, the Church, and
-the Martyrs' Memorial, they crowd the cars. For one thing, it is a long
-half-mile, and the week's work is over. Also, the car being swamped, it
-is odds that a man shall save his fare, since no conductor may fight
-his way a quarter through his passengers before Bow Bridge, where the
-vehicle is emptied at a rush. And that means yet another half-pint.
-
-So the eleven-five car started sooner than it might have done. As it was
-spattering with rain, I boarded it, sharing the conductor's forlorn
-hope, but taking care to sit at the extreme fore-end inside. In the
-broad street the market clamored and flared, its lights and shadows
-flickering and fading about the long churchyard and the steeple in the
-midst thereof; and toward the distant lights, the shining road sparkled
-in long reaches, like a blackguard river.
-
-A gap fell here and there among the lights where a publican put his gas
-out; and at these points the crowds thickened. A quiet mechanic came in,
-and sat near a decent woman with children, a bundle, a basket, and a
-cabbage. Thirty yards on the car rumbled, and suddenly its hinder end
-was taken in a mass of people--howling, struggling, and blaspheming--who
-stormed and wrangled in at the door and up the stairs. There were lads
-and men whooping and flushed, there were girls and women screaming
-choruses; and in a moment the seats were packed, knees were taken, and
-there was not an inch of standing room. The conductor cried, "All
-full!" and tugged at his bell-strap, whereunto many were hanging by the
-hand; but he was swept from his feet, and made to push hard for his own
-place. And there was no more foothold on the back platform nor the
-front, nor any vacant step upon the stairway; and the roof was thronged;
-and the rest of the crowd was fain to waylay the next car.
-
-This one moved off slowly, with shrieks and howls that were racking to
-the wits. From divers quarters of the roof came a bumping thunder as of
-cellar-flapping clogs. Profanity was sluiced down, as it were by
-pailfuls, from above, and was swilled back as it were in pailfuls from
-below. Blowses in feathered bonnets bawled hilarious obscenity at the
-jiggers. A little maid with a market-basket, hustled and jostled and
-elbowed at the far end, listened eagerly and laughed when she could
-understand; and the quiet mechanic, whose knees had been invaded by an
-unsteady young woman in a crushed hat, tried to look pleased. My own
-knees were saved from capture by the near neighborhood of an enormous
-female, seated partly on the seat and partly on myself, snorting and
-gulping with sleep, her head upon the next man's shoulder. (To offer
-your seat to a standing woman would, as beseems a foreign antic, have
-been visited by the ribaldry of the whole crowd.) In the midst of the
-riot the decent woman sat silent and indifferent, her children on and
-about her knees. Further along, two women ate fish with their fingers
-and discoursed personalities in voices which ran strident through the
-uproar, as the odor of their snack asserted itself in the general fetor.
-And opposite the decent woman there sat a bonnetless drab, who said
-nothing, but looked at the decent woman's children as a shoeless brat
-looks at the dolls in a toyshop window.
-
-"So I ses to 'er, I ses"--this from the snacksters--"I'm a respectable
-married woman, I ses. More'n you can say, you barefaced hussey, I ses--"
-Then a shower of curses, a shout, and a roar of laughter; and the
-conductor, making slow and laborious progress with the fares nearest
-him, turned his head. A man had jumped upon the footboard and a
-passenger's toes. A scuffle and a fight, and both had rolled off into
-the mire, and got left behind. "Ain't they fond o' one another?" cried a
-girl. "They're a-goin' for a walk together;" and there was a guffaw.
-"The silly bleeders'll be too late for the pubs," said a male voice; and
-there was another, for the general understanding was touched.
-
-Then--an effect of sympathy, perhaps--a scuffle broke out on the roof.
-But this disturbed not the insides. The conductor went on his plaguy
-task: to save time, he passed over the one or two that, asked now or
-not, seemed likely to pay at the journey's end. The snacking women
-resumed their talk, the choristers their singing; the rumble of the
-wheels was lost in a babel of vacant ribaldry; the enormous woman choked
-and gasped and snuggled lower down upon her neighbor's shoulder; and the
-shabby strumpet looked at the children.
-
-A man by the door vomited his liquor: whereat was more hilarity, and his
-neighbors, with many yaups, shoved further up the middle. But one of the
-little ones, standing before her mother, was pushed almost to falling;
-and the harlot, seeing her chance, snatched the child upon her knee. The
-child looked up, something in wonder, and smiled; and the woman leered
-as honestly as she might, saying a hoarse word or two.
-
-Presently the conflict overhead, waxing and waning to an accompaniment
-of angry shouts, afforded another brief diversion to those within, and
-something persuaded the standing passengers to shove toward the door.
-The child had fallen asleep in the street-walker's arms. "Jinny!" cried
-the mother, reaching forth and shaking her. "Jinny! wake up now--you
-mustn't go to sleep." And she pulled the little thing from her perch to
-where she had been standing.
-
-The bonnetless creature bent forward, and, in her curious voice (like
-that of one sick with shouting), "She can set on my knee, m'm, if she
-likes," she said; "she's tired."
-
-The mother busied herself with a jerky adjustment of the child's hat and
-shawl. "She mustn't go to sleep," was all she said, sharply, and without
-looking up.
-
-The hoarse woman bent further forward, with a propitiatory grin. "'Ow
-old is she?... I'd like to--give 'er a penny."
-
-The mother answered nothing; but drew the child close by the side of her
-knee, where a younger one was sitting, and looked steadily through the
-fore windows.
-
-The hoarse woman sat back, unquestioning and unresentful, and turned her
-eyes upon them that were crowding over the conductor; for the car was
-rising over Bow Bridge. Front and back they surged down from the roof,
-and the insides made for the door as one man. The big woman's neighbor
-rose, and let her fall over on the seat, whence, awaking with a loud
-grunt and an incoherent curse, she rolled after the rest. The conductor,
-clamant and bedevilled, was caught between the two pell-mells, and,
-demanding fares and gripping his satchel, was carried over the
-footboard in the rush. The stramash overhead came tangled and swearing
-down the stairs, gaining volume and force in random punches as it came;
-and the crowd on the pavement streamed vocally toward a brightness at
-the bridge foot--the lights of the Bombay Grab.
-
-The woman with the children waited till the footboard was clear, and
-then, carrying one child and leading another (her marketings attached
-about her by indeterminate means), she set the two youngsters on the
-pavement, leaving the third on the step of the car. The harlot,
-lingering, lifted the child again--lifted her rather high--and set her
-on the path with the others. Then she walked away toward the Bombay
-Grab. A man in a blue serge suit was footing it down the turning between
-the public-house and the bridge with drunken swiftness and an
-intermittent stagger; and, tightening her shawl, she went in chase.
-
-The quiet mechanic stood and stretched himself, and took a corner seat
-near the door; and the tram-car, quiet and vacant, bumped on westward.
-
-
-
-
-THAT BRUTE SIMMONS.
-
-
-Simmons's infamous behavior toward his wife is still matter for profound
-wonderment among the neighbors. The other women had all along regarded
-him as a model husband, and certainly Mrs. Simmons was a most
-conscientious wife. She toiled and slaved for that man, as any woman in
-the whole street would have maintained, far more than any husband had a
-right to expect. And now this was what she got for it. Perhaps he had
-suddenly gone mad.
-
-Before she married Simmons, Mrs. Simmons had been the widowed Mrs. Ford.
-Ford had got a berth as donkeyman on a tramp steamer, and that steamer
-had gone down with all hands off the Cape: a judgment, the widow woman
-feared, for long years of contumacy which had culminated in the
-wickedness of taking to the sea, and taking to it as a donkeyman--an
-immeasurable fall for a capable engine-fitter. Twelve years as Mrs. Ford
-had left her still childless, and childless she remained as Mrs.
-Simmons.
-
-As for Simmons, he, it was held, was fortunate in that capable wife. He
-was a moderately good carpenter and joiner, but no man of the world, and
-he wanted one. Nobody could tell what might not have happened to Tommy
-Simmons if there had been no Mrs. Simmons to take care of him. He was a
-meek and quiet man, with a boyish face and sparse, limp whiskers. He had
-no vices (even his pipe departed him after his marriage), and Mrs.
-Simmons had engrafted on him divers exotic virtues. He went solemnly to
-chapel every Sunday, under a tall hat, and put a penny--one returned to
-him for the purpose out of his week's wages--in the plate. Then, Mrs.
-Simmons overseeing, he took off his best clothes and brushed them with
-solicitude and pains. On Saturday afternoons he cleaned the knives, the
-forks, the boots, the kettles, and the windows, patiently and
-conscientiously. On Tuesday evenings he took the clothes to the
-mangling. And on Saturday nights he attended Mrs. Simmons in her
-marketing, to carry the parcels.
-
-Mrs. Simmons's own virtues were native and numerous. She was a wonderful
-manager. Every penny of Tommy's thirty-six or thirty-eight shillings a
-week was bestowed to the greatest advantage, and Tommy never ventured to
-guess how much of it she saved. Her cleanliness in housewifery was
-distracting to behold. She met Simmons at the front door whenever he
-came home, and then and there he changed his boots for slippers,
-balancing himself painfully on alternate feet on the cold flags. This
-was because she scrubbed the passage and doorstep turn about with the
-wife of the downstairs family, and because the stair-carpet was her own.
-She vigilantly supervised her husband all through the process of
-"cleaning himself" after work, so as to come between her walls and the
-possibility of random splashes; and if, in spite of her diligence, a
-spot remained to tell the tale, she was at pains to impress the fact on
-Simmons's memory, and to set forth at length all the circumstances of
-his ungrateful selfishness. In the beginning she had always escorted him
-to the ready-made clothes shop, and had selected and paid for his
-clothes: for the reason that men are such perfect fools, and shopkeepers
-do as they like with them. But she presently improved on that. She found
-a man selling cheap remnants at a street corner, and straightway she
-conceived the idea of making Simmons's clothes herself. Decision was one
-of her virtues, and a suit of uproarious check tweeds was begun that
-afternoon from the pattern furnished by an old one. More: it was
-finished by Sunday; when Simmons, overcome by astonishment at the feat,
-was indued in it, and pushed off to chapel ere he could recover his
-senses. The things were not altogether comfortable, he found: the
-trousers clung tight against his shins, but hung loose behind his heels;
-and when he sat, it was on a wilderness of hard folds and seams. Also
-his waistcoat collar tickled his nape, but his coat collar went
-straining across from shoulder to shoulder; while the main garment
-bagged generously below his waist. Use made a habit of his discomfort,
-but it never reconciled him to the chaff of his shopmates; for as Mrs.
-Simmons elaborated successive suits, each one modelled on the last, the
-primal accidents of her design developed into principles, and grew even
-bolder and more hideously pronounced. It was vain for Simmons to
-hint--as hint he did--that he shouldn't like her to overwork herself,
-tailoring being bad for the eyes, and there was a new tailor's in the
-Mile End Road, very cheap, where.... "Ho yus," she retorted, "you're
-very consid'rit I dessay sittin' there actin' a livin' lie before your
-own wife Thomas Simmons as though I couldn't see through you like a
-book. A lot you care about overworkin' me as long as _your_ turn's
-served throwin' away money like dirt in the street on a lot o' swindlin'
-tailors an' me workin' an' slavin' 'ere to save a 'apenny an' this is
-my return for it any one 'ud think you could pick up money in the
-'orseroad an' I b'lieve I'd be thought better of if I laid in bed all
-day like some would that I do." So that Thomas Simmons avoided the
-subject, nor even murmured when she resolved to cut his hair.
-
-So his placid fortune endured for years. Then there came a golden summer
-evening when Mrs. Simmons betook herself with a basket to do some small
-shopping, and Simmons was left at home. He washed and put away the
-tea-things, and then he fell to meditating on a new pair of trousers,
-finished that day and hanging behind the parlor door. There they hung,
-in all their decent innocence of shape in the seat, and they were
-shorter of leg, longer of waist, and wilder of pattern than he had ever
-worn before. And as he looked on them the small devil of Original Sin
-awoke and clamored in his breast. He was ashamed of it, of course, for
-well he knew the gratitude he owed his wife for those same trousers,
-among other blessings. Still, there the small devil was, and the small
-devil was fertile in base suggestions, and could not be kept from
-hinting at the new crop of workshop gibes that would spring at Tommy's
-first public appearance in such things.
-
-"Pitch 'em in the dustbin!" said the small devil at last; "it's all
-they're fit for."
-
-Simmons turned away in sheer horror of his wicked self, and for a
-moment thought of washing the tea-things over again by way of
-discipline. Then he made for the back room, but saw from the landing
-that the front door was standing open, probably by the fault of the
-child downstairs. Now a front door standing open was a thing that Mrs.
-Simmons would _not_ abide: it looked low. So Simmons went down, that she
-might not be wroth with him for the thing when she came back; and, as he
-shut the door, he looked forth into the street.
-
-A man was loitering on the pavement, and prying curiously about the
-door. His face was tanned, his hands were deep in the pockets of his
-unbraced blue trousers, and well back on his head he wore the
-high-crowned peaked cap topped with a knob of wool, which is affected by
-Jack ashore about the docks. He lurched a step nearer to the door, and
-"Mrs. Ford ain't in, is she?" he said.
-
-Simmons stared at him for a matter of five seconds, and then said, "Eh?"
-
-"Mrs. Ford as was, then--Simmons now, ain't it?"
-
-He said this with a furtive leer that Simmons neither liked nor
-understood.
-
-"No," said Simmons, "she ain't in now."
-
-"You ain't her 'usband, are ye?"
-
-"Yus."
-
-The man took his pipe from his mouth, and grinned silently and long.
-"Blimy," he said at length, "you look the sort o' bloke she'd
-like,"--and with that he grinned again. Then, seeing that Simmons made
-ready to shut the door, he put a foot on the sill and a hand against the
-panel. "Don't be in a 'urry, matey," he said, "I come 'ere t'ave a
-little talk with you, man to man, d'ye see?" And he frowned fiercely.
-
-Tommy Simmons felt uncomfortable, but the door would not shut, so he
-parleyed. "Wotjer want?" he asked. "I dunno you."
-
-"Then, if you'll excuse the liberty, I'll interdooce meself, in a manner
-of speaking." He touched his cap with a bob of mock humility. "I'm Bob
-Ford," he said, "come back out o' kingdom-come, so to say. Me as went
-down with the _Mooltan_--safe dead five year gone. I come to see my
-wife."
-
-During this speech Thomas Simmons's jaw was dropping lower and lower. At
-the end of it he poked his fingers up through his hair, looked down at
-the mat, then up at the fanlight, then out into the street, then hard at
-his visitor. But he found nothing to say.
-
-"Come to see my wife," the man repeated. "So now we can talk it over--as
-man to man."
-
-Simmons slowly shut his mouth, and led the way upstairs mechanically,
-his fingers still in his hair. A sense of the state of affairs sank
-gradually into his brain, and the small devil woke again. Suppose this
-man _was_ Ford? Suppose he _did_ claim his wife? Would it be a
-knock-down blow? Would it hit him out?--or not? He thought of the
-trousers, the tea-things, the mangling, the knives, the kettles, and the
-windows; and he thought of them in the way of a backslider.
-
-On the landing Ford clutched at his arm, and asked in a hoarse whisper:
-"'Ow long 'fore she's back?"
-
-"'Bout a hour, I expect," Simmons replied, having first of all repeated
-the question in his own mind. And then he opened the parlor door.
-
-"Ah," said Ford, looking about him, "you've bin pretty comf'table. Them
-chairs an' things"--jerking his pipe toward them--"was hers--mine that
-is to say, speaking straight, and man to man." He sat down, puffing
-meditatively at his pipe, and presently: "Well," he continued, "'ere I
-am agin, ol' Bob Ford dead an' done for--gawn down in the _Mooltan_.
-On'y I _ain't_ done for, see?"--and he pointed the stem of his pipe at
-Simmons's waistcoat,--"I ain't done for, 'cause why? Cons'kence o' bein'
-picked up by a ol' German sailin'-'utch an' took to 'Frisco 'fore the
-mast. I've 'ad a few years o' knockin' about since then, an'
-now"--looking hard at Simmons--"I've come back to see my wife."
-
-"She--she don't like smoke in 'ere," said Simmons, as it were at random.
-
-"No, I bet she don't," Ford answered, taking his pipe from his mouth,
-and holding it low in his hand. "I know 'Anner. 'Ow d'you find 'er? Do
-she make ye clean the winders?"
-
-"Well," Simmons admitted uneasily, "I--I do 'elp 'er sometimes, o'
-course."
-
-"Ah! An' the knives too, I bet, an' the bloomin' kittles. I know.
-Wy"--he rose and bent to look behind Simmons's head--"s'elp me, I
-b'lieve she cuts yer 'air! Well, I'm damned! Jes' wot she would do,
-too."
-
-He inspected the blushing Simmons from divers points of vantage. Then he
-lifted a leg of the trousers hanging behind the door. "I'd bet a
-trifle," he said, "she made these 'ere trucks. Nobody else 'ud do 'em
-like that. Damme--they're wuss'n wot you're got on."
-
-The small devil began to have the argument all its own way. If this man
-took his wife back perhaps he'd have to wear those trousers.
-
-"Ah!" Ford pursued, "she ain't got no milder. An' my davy, wot a jore!"
-
-Simmons began to feel that this was no longer his business. Plainly,
-'Anner was this other man's wife, and he was bound in honor to
-acknowledge the fact. The small devil put it to him as a matter of duty.
-
-"Well," said Ford suddenly, "time's short an' this ain't business. I
-won't be 'ard on you, matey. I ought prop'ly to stand on my rights, but
-seein' as you're a well-meanin' young man, so to speak, an' all settled
-an' a-livin' 'ere quiet an' matrimonual, I'll"--this with a burst of
-generosity--"damme, yus, I'll compound the felony, an' take me 'ook.
-Come, I'll name a figure, as man to man, fust an' last, no less an' no
-more. Five pound does it."
-
-Simmons hadn't five pounds--he hadn't even five pence--and he said so.
-"An' I wouldn't think for to come between a man an' 'is wife," he added,
-"not on no account. It may be rough on me, but it 's a dooty. _I'll_
-'ook it."
-
-"No," said Ford hastily, clutching Simmons by the arm, "don't do that.
-I'll make it a bit cheaper. Say three quid--come, that's reasonable,
-ain't it? Three quid ain't much compensation for me goin' away
-forever--where the stormy winds do blow, so to say--an' never as much as
-seein' me own wife agin for better nor wuss. Between man an' man
-now--three quid; an' I'll shunt. That's fair, ain't it?"
-
-"Of course it's fair," Simmons replied effusively. "It's more'n fair:
-it's noble--downright noble, _I_ call it. But I ain't goin' to take a
-mean advantage o' your good-'artedness, Mr. Ford. She's your wife, an' I
-oughtn't to 'a' come between you. I apologize. You stop an' 'ave yer
-proper rights. It's me as ought to shunt, an' I will." And he made a
-step toward the door.
-
-"'Old on," quoth Ford, and got between Simmons and the door; "don't do
-things rash. Look wot a loss it'll be to you with no 'ome to go to, an'
-nobody to look after ye, an' all that. It'll be dreadful. Say a
-couple--there, we won't quarrel, jest a single quid, between man an'
-man, an' I'll stand a pot out o' the money. You can easy raise a
-quid--the clock 'ud pretty nigh do it. A quid does it; an' I'll--"
-
-There was a loud double-knock at the front door. In the East End a
-double-knock is always for the upstairs lodgers.
-
-"Oo's that?" asked Bob Ford apprehensively.
-
-"I'll see," said Thomas Simmons in reply, and he made a rush for the
-staircase.
-
-Bob Ford heard him open the front door. Then he went to the window, and,
-just below him, he saw the crown of a bonnet. It vanished, and borne to
-him from within the door there fell upon his ear the sound of a
-well-remembered female voice.
-
-"Where ye goin' now with no 'at?" asked the voice sharply.
-
-"Awright, 'Anner--there's--there's somebody upstairs to see you,"
-Simmons answered. And, as Bob Ford could see, a man went scuttling down
-the street in the gathering dusk. And behold, it was Thomas Simmons.
-
-Ford reached the landing in three strides. His wife was still at the
-front door, staring after Simmons. He flung into the back room, threw
-open the window, dropped from the wash-house roof into the back-yard,
-scrambled desperately over the fence, and disappeared into the gloom. He
-was seen by no living soul. And that is why Simmons's base
-desertion--under his wife's very eyes, too--is still an astonishment to
-the neighbors.
-
-
-
-
-BEHIND THE SHADE.
-
-
-The street was the common East End street--two parallels of brick
-pierced with windows and doors. But at the end of one, where the builder
-had found a remnant of land too small for another six-roomer, there
-stood an odd box of a cottage, with three rooms and a wash-house. It had
-a green door with a well-blacked knocker round the corner; and in the
-lower window in front stood a "shade of fruit"--a cone of waxen grapes
-and apples under a glass cover.
-
-Although the house was smaller than the others, and was built upon a
-remnant, it was always a house of some consideration. In a street like
-this mere independence of pattern gives distinction. And a house
-inhabited by one sole family makes a figure among houses inhabited by
-two or more, even though it be the smallest of all. And here the seal of
-respectability was set by the shade of fruit--a sign accepted in those
-parts. Now, when people keep a house to themselves, and keep it clean;
-when they neither stand at the doors nor gossip across back-fences;
-when, moreover, they have a well-dusted shade of fruit in the front
-window; and, especially, when they are two women who tell nobody their
-business: they are known at once for well-to-do, and are regarded with
-the admixture of spite and respect that is proper to the circumstances.
-They are also watched.
-
-Still, the neighbors knew the history of the Perkinses, mother and
-daughter, in its main features, with little disagreement: having told it
-to each other, filling in the details when occasion seemed to serve.
-Perkins, ere he died, had been a shipwright; and this was when the
-shipwrights were the aristocracy of the workshops, and he that worked
-more than three or four days a week was counted a mean slave: it was
-long (in fact) before depression, strikes, iron plates, and collective
-blindness had driven shipbuilding to the Clyde. Perkins had labored no
-harder than his fellows, had married a tradesman's daughter, and had
-spent his money with freedom; and some while after his death his widow
-and daughter came to live in the small house, and kept a school for
-tradesmen's little girls in a back room over the wash-house. But as the
-School Board waxed in power, and the tradesmen's pride in regard
-thereunto waned, the attendance, never large, came down to twos and
-threes. Then Mrs. Perkins met with her accident. A dweller in Stidder's
-Rents overtook her one night, and, having vigorously punched her in the
-face and the breast, kicked her and jumped on her for five minutes as
-she lay on the pavement. (In the dark, it afterwards appeared, he had
-mistaken her for his mother.) The one distinct opinion the adventure
-bred in the street was Mrs. Webster's, the Little Bethelite, who
-considered it a judgment for sinful pride--for Mrs. Perkins had been a
-Church-goer. But the neighbors never saw Mrs. Perkins again. The doctor
-left his patient "as well as she ever would be," but bedridden and
-helpless. Her daughter was a scraggy, sharp-faced woman of thirty or so,
-whose black dress hung from her hips as from a wooden frame; and some
-people got into the way of calling her Mrs. Perkins, seeing no other
-thus to honor. And meantime the school had ceased, although Miss Perkins
-essayed a revival, and joined a dissenting chapel to that end.
-
-Then, one day, a card appeared in the window, over the shade of fruit,
-with the legend "Pianoforte Lessons." It was not approved by the street.
-It was a standing advertisement of the fact that the Perkinses had a
-piano, which others had not. It also revealed a grasping spirit on the
-part of people able to keep a house to themselves, with red curtains
-and a shade of fruit in the parlor window; who, moreover, had been able
-to give up keeping a school because of ill-health. The pianoforte
-lessons were eight-and-sixpence a quarter, two a week. Nobody was ever
-known to take them but the relieving officer's daughter, and she paid
-sixpence a lesson, to see how she got on, and left off in three weeks.
-The card stayed in the window a fortnight longer, and none of the
-neighbors saw the cart that came in the night and took away the old
-cabinet piano with the channelled keys, that had been fourth-hand when
-Perkins bought it twenty years ago. Mrs. Clark, the widow who sewed far
-into the night, may possibly have heard a noise and looked; but she said
-nothing if she did. There was no card in the window next morning, but
-the shade of fruit stood primly respectable as ever. The curtains were
-drawn a little closer across, for some of the children playing in the
-street were used to flatten their faces against the lower panes, and to
-discuss the piano, the stuff-bottomed chairs, the antimacassars, the
-mantelpiece ornaments, and the loo table with the family Bible and the
-album on it.
-
-It was soon after this that the Perkinses altogether ceased from
-shopping--ceased, at any rate, in that neighborhood. Trade with them
-had already been dwindling, and it was said that Miss Perkins was
-getting stingier than her mother--who had been stingy enough herself.
-Indeed, the Perkins demeanor began to change for the worse, to be
-significant of a miserly retirement and an offensive alienation from the
-rest of the street. One day the deacon called, as was his practice now
-and then; but, being invited no further than the doorstep, he went away
-in dudgeon, and did not return. Nor, indeed, was Miss Perkins seen again
-at chapel.
-
-Then there was a discovery. The spare figure of Miss Perkins was seldom
-seen in the streets, and then almost always at night; but on these
-occasions she was observed to carry parcels, of varying wrappings and
-shapes. Once, in broad daylight, with a package in newspaper, she made
-such haste past a shop-window where stood Mrs. Webster and Mrs. Jones,
-that she tripped on the broken sole of one shoe, and fell headlong. The
-newspaper broke away from its pins, and although the woman reached and
-recovered her parcel before she rose, it was plain to see that it was
-made up of cheap shirts, cut out ready for the stitching. The street had
-the news the same hour, and it was generally held that such a taking of
-the bread out of the mouths of them that wanted it by them that had
-plenty was a scandal and a shame, and ought to be put a stop to. And
-Mrs. Webster, foremost in the setting right of things, undertook to find
-out whence the work came, and to say a few plain words in the right
-quarter.
-
-All this while nobody watched closely enough to note that the parcels
-brought in were fewer than the parcels taken out. Even a hand-truck,
-late one evening, went unremarked: the door being round the corner, and
-most people within. One morning, though, Miss Perkins, her best foot
-foremost, was venturing along a near street with an outgoing
-parcel--large and triangular and wrapped in white drugget--when the
-relieving officer turned the corner across the way.
-
-The relieving officer was a man in whose system of etiquette the
-Perkinses had caused some little disturbance. His ordinary female
-acquaintances (not, of course, professional) he was in the habit of
-recognizing by a gracious nod. When he met the minister's wife he lifted
-his hat, instantly assuming an intense frown, in the event of irreverent
-observation. Now he quite felt that the Perkinses were entitled to some
-advance upon the nod, although it would be absurd to raise them to a
-level with the minister's wife. So he had long since established a
-compromise: he closed his finger and thumb upon the brim of his hat, and
-let his hand fall forthwith. Preparing now to accomplish this salute,
-he was astounded to see that Miss Perkins, as soon as she was aware of
-his approach, turned her face, which was rather flushed, away from him,
-and went hurrying onward, looking at the wall on her side of the street.
-The relieving officer, checking his hand on its way to his hat, stopped
-and looked after her as she turned the corner, hugging her parcel on the
-side next the wall. Then he shouldered his umbrella and pursued his way,
-holding his head high, and staring fiercely straight before him; for a
-relieving officer is not used to being cut.
-
-It was a little after this that Mr. Crouch, the landlord, called. He had
-not been calling regularly, because of late Miss Perkins had left her
-five shillings of rent with Mrs. Crouch every Saturday evening. He noted
-with satisfaction the whitened sills and the shade of fruit, behind
-which the curtains were now drawn close and pinned together. He turned
-the corner and lifted the bright knocker. Miss Perkins half opened the
-door, stood in the opening, and began to speak.
-
-His jaw dropped. "Beg pardon--forgot something. Won't wait--call next
-week--do just as well;" and he hurried round the corner and down the
-street, puffing and blowing and staring. "Why the woman frightened me,"
-he afterward explained to Mrs. Crouch. "There's something wrong with her
-eyes, and she looked like a corpse. The rent wasn't ready--I could see
-that before she spoke; so I cleared out."
-
-"P'r'aps something's happened to the old lady," suggested Mrs. Crouch.
-"Anyhow, I should think the rent 'ud be all right." And he thought it
-would.
-
-Nobody saw the Perkinses that week. The shade of fruit stood in its old
-place, but was thought not to have been dusted after Tuesday.
-
-Certainly the sills and the doorstep were neglected. Friday, Saturday,
-and Sunday were swallowed up in a choking brown fog, wherein men lost
-their bearings, and fell into docks, and stepped over embankment edges.
-It was as though a great blot had fallen, and had obliterated three days
-from the calendar. It cleared on Monday morning, and, just as the women
-in the street were sweeping their steps, Mr. Crouch was seen at the
-green door. He lifted the knocker, dull and sticky now with the foul
-vapor, and knocked a gentle rat-tat. There was no answer. He knocked
-again, a little louder, and waited, listening. But there was neither
-voice nor movement within. He gave three heavy knocks, and then came
-round to the front window. There was the shade of fruit, the glass a
-little duller on the top, the curtains pinned close about it, and
-nothing to see beyond them. He tapped at the window with his knuckles,
-and backed into the roadway to look at the one above. This was a window
-with a striped holland blind and a short net curtain; but never a face
-was there.
-
-The sweepers stopped to look, and one from opposite came and reported
-that she had seen nothing of Miss Perkins for a week, and that certainly
-nobody had left the house that morning. And Mr. Crouch grew excited, and
-bellowed through the keyhole.
-
-In the end they opened the sash-fastening with a knife, moved the shade
-of fruit, and got in. The room was bare and empty, and their steps and
-voices resounded as those of people in an unfurnished house. The
-wash-house was vacant, but it was clean, and there was a little net
-curtain in the window. The short passage and the stairs were bare
-boards. In the back room by the stair-head was a drawn window-blind, and
-that was all. In the front room with the striped blind and the short
-curtain there was a bed of rags and old newspapers; also a wooden box;
-and on each of these was a dead woman.
-
-Both deaths, the doctor found, were from syncope, the result of
-inanition; and the better-nourished woman--she on the bed--had died the
-sooner; perhaps by a day or two. The other case was rather curious; it
-exhibited a degree of shrinkage in the digestive organs unprecedented in
-his experience. After the inquest the street had an evening's fame: for
-the papers printed coarse drawings of the house, and in leaderettes
-demanded the abolition of something. Then it became its wonted self. And
-it was doubted if the waxen apples and the curtains fetched enough to
-pay Mr. Crouch his fortnight's rent.
-
-
-
-
-THREE ROUNDS.
-
-
-At six o'clock the back streets were dank and black; but once in the
-Bethnal Green Road, blots and flares of gas and naphtha shook and
-flickered till every slimy cobble in the cartway was silver-tipped.
-Neddy Milton was not quite fighting-fit. A day's questing for an odd job
-had left him weary in the feet; and a lad of eighteen cannot comfortably
-go unfed from breakfast to night-fall. But box he must, for the shilling
-was irrecoverable, and so costly a chance must not be thrown away. It
-was by a bout with the gloves that he looked to mend his fortunes. That
-was his only avenue of advancement. He could read and write quite
-decently, and in the beginning might even have been an office-boy, if
-only the widow, his mother, had been able to give him a good send-off in
-the matter of clothes. Also, he had had one chance of picking up a
-trade, but the firm already employed as many boys as the union was
-disposed to allow. So Neddy had to go, and pick up such stray jobs as he
-might.
-
-It had been a bad day, without a doubt. Things were bad generally. It
-was nearly a fortnight since Ned had lost his last job, and there seemed
-to be no other in the world. His mother had had no slop-waistcoat
-finishing to do for three or four days, and he distinctly remembered
-that rather less than half a loaf was left after breakfast; so that it
-would never do to go home, for at such a time the old woman had a trick
-of pretending not to be hungry, and of starving herself. He almost
-wished that shilling of entrance-money back in his pocket. There is a
-deal of stuff to be bought for a shilling: fried fish, for instance,
-whereof the aromas, warm and rank, met him thrice in a hundred yards,
-and the frizzle, loud or faint, sang in his ears all along the Bethnal
-Green Road. His shilling had been paid over but two days before the last
-job gave out, and it would be useful now. Still, the investment might
-turn out a gold mine. Luck must change. Meanwhile, as to being
-hungry--well, there was always another hole in the belt!
-
-The landlord of the Prince Regent public-house had a large room behind
-his premises, which, being moved by considerations of sport and profit
-in doubtful proportions, he devoted two nights a week to the uses of the
-Regent Boxing Club. Here Neddy Milton, through a long baptism of
-pummellings, had learned the trick of a straight lead, a quick counter,
-and a timely duck; and here, in the nine-stone competition to open this
-very night, he might perchance punch wide the gates of Fortune. For some
-sporting publican, or discriminating book-maker from Bow, might see and
-approve his sparring, and start him fairly, with money behind him--a
-professional. That would mean a match in six or eight weeks' time, with
-good living in the mean while: a match that would have to be won, of
-course. And after that ...!
-
-Twice before he had boxed in a competition. Once he won his bout in the
-first round, and was beaten in the second; and once he was beaten in the
-first, but that was by the final winner, Tab Rosser, who was now matched
-for a hundred a side, sparred exhibition bouts up west, wore a light
-Newmarket coat, and could stand whiskey and soda with anybody. To be
-"taken up" on the strength of these early performances was more than he
-could reasonably expect. There might be luck in the third trial; but he
-would like to feel a little fitter. Breakfast (what there was of it) had
-been ten hours ago, and since there had been but a half-pint of
-four-ale. It was the treat of a well-meaning friend, but it lay cold on
-the stomach for want of solid company.
-
-Turning into Cambridge Road, he crossed, and went on among the
-by-streets leading toward Globe Road. Now and again a slight aspersion
-of fine rain came down the gusts, and further damped his cap and
-shoulders and the ragged hair that hung over his collar. Also a cold
-spot under one foot gave him fears of a hole in his boot-sole as he
-tramped in the chilly mud.
-
-
-In the Prince Regent there were many at the bar, and the most of them
-knew Neddy.
-
-"Wayo, Ned," said one lad with a pitted face, "_you_ don't look much of
-a bleed'n' champion. 'Ave a drop o' beer."
-
-Ned took a sparing pull at the pot, and wiped his mouth on his sleeve. A
-large man behind him guffawed, and Neddy reddened high. He had heard the
-joke. The man himself was one of the very backers that might make one's
-fortune, and the man's companion thought it would be unsafe to back
-Neddy to fight anything but a beefsteak.
-
-"You're drawed with Patsy Beard," one of Ned's friends informed him.
-"You'll 'ave to buck up."
-
-This was bad. Patsy Beard, on known form, stood best chance of winning
-the competition, and to have to meet him at first set-off was ill luck,
-and no mistake. He was a thickset little butcher, and there was just
-the ghost of a hope that he might be found to be a bit over the weight.
-
-A lad by the bar looked inquiringly in Ned's face and then came toward
-him, shouldering him quietly out of the group. It was Sam Young, whom
-Neddy had beaten in an earlier competition. "'Ungry, Neddy?" he asked,
-in a corner.
-
-It was with a shamed face that Neddy confessed; for among those in peril
-of hunger it is disgraceful to be hungry. Sam unpocketed a greasy paper,
-enveloping a pallid sausage-roll. "'Ave 'alf o' this," he said. It was a
-heavy and a clammy thing, but Ned took it, furtively swallowed a large
-piece, and returned the rest with sheepish thanks. He did not turn again
-toward the others, but went through to the room where the ring was
-pitched.
-
-The proceedings began. First there were exhibition bouts, to play in the
-company. Neddy fidgeted. Why couldn't they begin the competition at
-once? When they did, his bout would be number five. That would mean at
-least an hour of waiting; and the longer he waited the less fit he would
-feel.
-
-In time the exhibition sparring was ended, and the real business began.
-He watched the early bouts feverishly, feeling unaccountably anxious.
-The lads looked strong and healthy. Patsy Beard was as strong as any of
-them, and heavy. Could he stand it? This excited nervousness was new and
-difficult to understand. He had never felt like it before. He was almost
-trembling; and that lump of sausage-roll had stuck half-way, and made
-breathing painful work. Patsy Beard was at the opposite corner,
-surrounded by admirers. He was red-faced, well-fed, fleshy, and
-confident. His short hair clung shinily about his bullet head. Neddy
-noted a small piece of court-plaster at the side of his nose. Plainly
-there was a tender spot, and it must be gone for, be it cut, or scratch,
-or only pimple. On the left side, too, quite handy. Come, there was some
-comfort in that.
-
-He fell to watching the bout. It was a hard fight, and both the lads
-were swinging the right again and again for a knock-out. But the pace
-was too hot, and they were soon breathing like men about to sneeze,
-wearily pawing at each other, while their heads hung forward. Somebody
-jogged him in the back, and he found he must get ready. His dressing was
-simple. An ill-conditioned old pair of rubber gymnasium shoes replaced
-his equally ill-conditioned bluchers, and a cotton singlet his shirt;
-but his baggy corduroys, ragged at the ankles and doubtful at the seat,
-remained.
-
-Presently the last pair of boxers was brought into the dressing-room,
-and one of the seconds, a battered old pug with one eye, at once seized
-Neddy. "Come along, young 'un," he said. "I'm your bloke. Got no
-flannels? Awright. Jump on the scales."
-
-There was no doubt as to the weight. He had scaled at eight stone
-thirteen; now it was eight stone bare. Patsy Beard, on the other hand,
-weighed the full nine, without an ounce to spare.
-
-"You're givin' 'im a stone," said the old pug; "all the more credit
-'idin' of 'im. 'Ere, let's shove 'em on. Feel 'em." He grinned and
-blinked his solitary eye as he pulled on Neddy's hand one of a very
-black and long-worn pair of boxing-gloves. They were soft and flaccid;
-Neddy's heart warmed toward the one-eyed man, for well he knew from many
-knocks that the softer the glove the harder the fist feels through it.
-"Sawftest pair in the place, s'elp me," grunted the second, with one
-glove hanging from his teeth. "My lad 'ad 'em last time. Come on."
-
-He snatched a towel and a bottle of water, and hurried Neddy from the
-dressing-room to the ring. Neddy sat in his chair in the ring-corner,
-and spread his arms on the ropes: while his second, arms uplifted, stood
-before him and ducked solemnly forward and back with the towel flicking
-overhead. While he was fanning, Neddy was still conscious of the lump of
-sausage-roll in his chest. Also he fell to wondering idly why they
-called Beard Patsy, when his first name was Joe. The same reflection
-applied to Tab Rosser, and Hocko Jones, and Tiggy Magson. But certainly
-he felt hollow and sick in the belly. Could he stand punching? It would
-never do to chuck it half through. Still--
-
-"Ready!" sang the timekeeper.
-
-The old pug threw the towel over his arm. "'Ave a moistener," he said,
-presenting the water-bottle to Neddy's mouth. "Don't swaller any," he
-added, as his principal took a large gulp. "Spit it out."
-
-"Seconds out of the ring!"
-
-The old prize-fighter took his bottle and climbed through the ropes.
-"Don't go in-fightin'," he whispered from behind. "Mark 'im on the
-stickin'-plaster; an' if you don't give 'im a 'idin', bli' me, I'll give
-you one!"
-
-"Time!"
-
-The seconds seized the chairs and dragged them out of the ring, as the
-lads advanced and shook hands. Patsy Beard flung back his right foot,
-and made a flashy prance with his left knee as they began to spar for an
-opening: it was Patsy's way. All Neddy's anxiety was gone. The moment
-his right foot dropped behind his left, and his left hand rocked,
-knuckles up, before him, he was a competent workman, with all his tools
-in order. Even the lump of dough on his chest he felt no more.
-
-"Buy, buy!" bawled a wag in the crowd, as a delicate allusion to Beard's
-more ordinary occupation. Patsy grinned at the compliment, but Neddy
-confined his attention to business. He feinted with his left, and got
-back; but Patsy was not to be drawn. Then Neddy stepped in and led
-quickly, ducking the counter and repeating before getting away. Patsy
-came with a rush and fought for the body, but Neddy slipped him, and got
-in one for nothing on the ear. The company howled.
-
-They sparred in the middle. Patsy led perfunctorily with the left now
-and again, while his right elbow undulated nervously. That foretold an
-attempt to knock out with the right: precautions, a straight and
-persistent left, and a wary eye. So Neddy kept poking out his left, and
-never lost sight of the court-plaster, never of the shifty right. Give
-and take was the order of the round, and they fought all over the ring,
-Patsy Beard making for close quarters, and Neddy keeping off, and
-stopping him with the left. Neddy met a straight punch on the nose that
-made his eyes water, but through the tears he saw the plaster displaced,
-and a tiny stream of blood trickling toward the corner of Patsy's mouth.
-Plainly it was a cut. He broke ground, stopped half-way and banged in
-left and right. He got a sharp rive on the neck for his pains, and took
-the right on his elbow; but he had landed on the spot, and the tiny
-streak of blood was smeared out wide across Patsy's face. The company
-roared and whistled with enthusiasm. It was a capital rally.
-
-But now Neddy's left grew slower, and was heavy to lift. From time to
-time Patsy got in one for nothing, and soon began to drive him about the
-ring. Neddy fought on, weak and gasping, and longed for the call of
-time. His arms felt as if they were hung with lead, and he could do
-little more than push feebly. He heard the yell of many voices, "Now
-then, Patsy, hout him! 'Ave 'im out! That's it, Patsy, another like
-that! Keep on, Patsy!"
-
-Patsy kept on. Right and left, above and below, Neddy could see the
-blows coming. But he was powerless to guard or to return. He could but
-stagger about, and now and again swing an ineffectual arm as it hung
-from the shoulder. Presently a flush hit on the nose drove him against
-the ropes, another in the ribs almost through them. But a desperate,
-wide whirl of his right brought it heavily on Patsy's tender spot, and
-tore open the cut. Patsy winced, and--
-
-"Time!"
-
-Neddy was grabbed at the waist and put in his chair. "Good lad!" said
-the one-eyed pug in his ear as he sponged his face. "Nothink like pluck.
-But you mustn't go to pieces 'alf through the round. Was it a awk'ard
-poke upsetcher?"
-
-Neddy, lying back and panting wildly, shook his head as he gazed at the
-ceiling. "Awright; try an' save yourself a bit. Keep yer left goin'--you
-roasted 'im good with that; 'e'll want a yard o' plaster to-night. An'
-when 'e gits leadin' loose, take it auf an' give him the right straight
-from the guard--if you know the trick. Point o' the jaw that's for,
-mind. 'Ave a cooler." He took a mouthful of water and blew it in a fine
-spray in Neddy's face, wiped it down, and began another overhead
-fanning.
-
-"Seconds out of the ring!" called the timekeeper.
-
-"Go it, my lad,"--thus a whisper from behind,--"you can walk over 'im!"
-And Neddy felt the wet sponge squeezed against the back of his neck, and
-the cool water trickling down his spine.
-
-"Time!"
-
-Neddy was better, though there was a worn feeling in his arm-muscles.
-Patsy's cut had been well sponged, but it still bled, and Patsy meant
-giving Neddy no rest. He rushed at once, but was met by a clean
-right-hander, slap on the sore spot. "Bravo, Neddy!" came a voice, and
-the company howled as before. Patsy was steadied. He sparred with some
-caution, twitching the cheek next the cut. Neddy would not lead (for he
-must save himself), and so the two sparred for a few seconds. Then Patsy
-rushed again, and Neddy got busy with both hands. Once he managed to get
-the right in from the guard as his second had advised, but not heavily.
-He could feel his strength going--earlier than in the last round--and
-Patsy was as strong and determined as ever. Another rush carried Neddy
-against the ropes, where he got two heavy body blows and a bad
-jaw-rattler. He floundered to the right in an attempt to slip, and fell
-on his face. He rolled on his side, however, and was up again,
-breathless and unsteady. There was a sickening throbbing in the crown of
-his head, and he could scarce lift his arms. But there was no respite:
-the other lad was at him again, and he was driven across the ring and
-back, blindly pushing his aching arms before him, while punch followed
-punch on nose, ears, jaws, and body, till something began to beat
-inside his head, louder and harder than all beside, stunning and
-sickening him. He could hear the crowd roaring still, but it seemed
-further off; and the yells of "That's it, Patsy! Now you've got 'im!
-Keep at 'im! Hout 'im this time!" came from some other building close
-by, where somebody was getting a bad licking. Somebody with no control
-of his legs, and no breath to spit away the blood from his nose as it
-ran and stuck over his lips. Somebody praying for the end of the three
-minutes that seemed three hours, and groaning inwardly because of a lump
-of cold lead in his belly that had once been sausage-roll. Somebody to
-whom a few called--still in the other building--"Chuck it, Neddy; it's
-no good. Why don'cher chuck it?" while others said, "Take 'im away, tyke
-'im away!" Then something hit him between the eyes, and some other thing
-behind the head; that was one of the posts. He swung an arm, but it met
-nothing; then the other, and it struck somewhere; and then there was a
-bang that twisted his head, and hard boards were against his face. O it
-was bad, but it was a rest.
-
-Cold water was on his face, and somebody spoke. He was in his chair
-again, and the one-eyed man was sponging him. "It was the call o' time
-as saved ye then," he said; "you'd never 'a' got up in the ten seconds.
-Y' ain't up to another round, are ye? Better chuck it. It's no disgrace,
-after the way you've stood up." But Neddy shook his head. He had got
-through two of the three rounds, and didn't mean throwing away a chance
-of saving the bout.
-
-"Awright, if you won't," his Mentor said. "Nothink like pluck. But
-you're no good on points--a knock-out's the on'y chance. Nurse yer
-right, an' give it 'im good on the point. 'E's none so fresh 'isself;
-'e's blowed with the work, an' you pasted 'im fine when you did 'it.
-Last thing, just before 'e sent ye down, ye dropped a 'ot 'un on 'is
-beak. Didn't see it, didjer?" The old bruiser rubbed vigorously at his
-arms, and gave him a small, but welcome, drink of water.
-
-"Seconds out of the ring!"
-
-The one-eyed man was gone once more, but again his voice came from
-behind. "Mind--give it 'im 'ard and give it 'im soon, an' if you feel
-groggy, chuck it d'reckly. If ye don't, I'll drag ye out by the slack o'
-yer trousis an' disgrace ye."
-
-"Time!"
-
-Neddy knew there was little more than half a minute's boxing left in
-him--perhaps not so much. He must do his best at once. Patsy was showing
-signs of hard wear, and still blew a little: his nose was encouragingly
-crimson at the nostrils, and the cut was open and raw. He rushed in with
-a lead which Neddy ducked and cross-countered, though ineffectually.
-There were a few vigorous exchanges, and then Neddy staggered back from
-a straight drive on the mouth. There was a shout of "Patsy!" and Patsy
-sprang in, right elbow all a-jerk, and flung in the left. Neddy guarded
-wildly, and banged in the right from the guard. Had he hit? He had felt
-no shock, but there was Patsy, lying on his face.
-
-The crowd roared and roared again. The old pug stuffed his chair hastily
-through the ropes, and Neddy sank into it, panting, with bloodshot eyes.
-Patsy lay still. The timekeeper watched the seconds-hand pass its ten
-points, and gave the word, but Patsy only moved a leg. Neddy Milton had
-won.
-
-"Brayvo, young 'un," said the old fighter, as he threw his arm about
-Neddy's waist, and helped him to the dressing-room. "Cleanest knock-out
-I ever see--smack on the point o' the jaw. Never thought you'd 'a' done
-it. I said there was nothink like pluck, did'n' I? 'Ave a wash now, an'
-you'll be all the better for the exercise. Give us them gloves--I'm off
-for the next bout." And he seized another lad, and marched him out.
-
-"'Ave a drop o' beer," said one of Neddy's new-won friends, extending a
-tankard. He took it, though he scarcely felt awake. He was listless and
-weak, and would not have moved for an hour had he been left alone. But
-Patsy was brought to, and sneezed loudly, and Neddy was hauled over to
-shake hands with him.
-
-"You give me a 'ell of a doin'," said Neddy, "_I_ never thought I'd beat
-you."
-
-"Beat me? well you ain't, 'ave you? 'Ow?"
-
-"Knock-out," answered several at once.
-
-"Well, I'm damned," said Patsy Beard....
-
-
-In the bar, after the evening's business, Neddy sat and looked wistfully
-at the stout red-faced men who smoked fourpenny cigars and drank special
-Scotch; but not one noticed him. His luck had not come after all. But
-there was the second round of bouts, and the final, in a week's
-time--perhaps it would come then. If he could only win the final--then
-it _must_ come. Meanwhile he was sick and faint, and felt doubtful about
-getting home. Outside it was raining hard. He laid his head on the bar
-table at which he was sitting, and at closing time there they found him
-asleep.
-
-
-
-
-IN BUSINESS.
-
-
-There was a great effervescence of rumor in Cubitt Town when Ted Munsey
-came into money. Ted Munsey, commonly alluded to as Mrs. Munsey's
-'usband, was a moulder with a regular job at Moffat's: a large, quiet
-man of forty-five, the uncomplaining appurtenance of his wife. This was
-fitting, for she had married beneath her, her father having been a dock
-timekeeper.
-
-To come into money is an unusual feat in Cubitt Town; a feat,
-nevertheless, continually contemplated among possibilities by all Cubitt
-Towners; who find nothing else in the Sunday paper so refreshing as the
-paragraphs headed "Windfall for a Cabman" and "A Fortune for a Pauper,"
-and who cut them out to pin over the mantelpiece. The handsome coloring
-of such paragraphs was responsible for many bold flights of fancy in
-regard to Ted Munsey's fortune: Cubitt Town, left to itself, being
-sterile soil for the imagination. Some said that the Munseys had come in
-for chests packed with bank notes, on the decease of one of Mrs.
-Munsey's relations, of whom she was wont to hint. Others put it at a
-street full of houses, as being the higher ideal of wealth. A few, more
-romantically given, imagined vaguely of ancestral lands and halls, which
-Mrs. Munsey and her forbears had been "done out of" for many years by
-the lawyers. All which Mrs. Munsey, in her hour of triumph, was at
-little pains to discount, although, in simple fact, the fortune was no
-more than a legacy of a hundred pounds from Ted's uncle, who had kept a
-public-house in Deptford.
-
-Of the hundred pounds Mrs. Munsey took immediate custody. There was no
-guessing what would have become of it in Ted's hands; probably it would
-have been, in chief part, irrecoverably lent; certainly it would have
-gone and left Ted a moulder at Moffat's, as before. With Mrs. Munsey
-there was neither hesitation nor difficulty. The obvious use of a
-hundred pounds was to put its possessors into business--which meant a
-shop; to elevate them socially at a single bound beyond the many grades
-lying between the moulder and the small tradesman. Wherefore the Munseys
-straightway went into business. Being equally ignorant of every sort of
-shopkeeping, they were free to choose the sort they pleased; and thus it
-was that Mrs. Munsey decided upon drapery and haberdashery, Ted's
-contribution to the discussion being limited to a mild hint of
-greengrocery and coals, instantly suppressed as low. Nothing could be
-more genteel than drapery, and it would suit the girls. General
-chandlery, sweetstuff, oil, and firewood--all these were low,
-comparatively. Drapery it was, and quickly; for Mrs. Munsey was not wont
-to shilly-shally. An empty shop was found in Bromley, was rented, and
-was stocked as far as possible. Tickets were hung upon everything,
-bearing a very large main figure with a very small three-farthings
-beside it, and the thing was done. The stain of moulding was washed from
-the scutcheon; the descent thereunto from dock timekeeping was redeemed
-fivefold; dock timekeeping itself was left far below, with carpentering,
-shipwrighting, and engine-fitting. The Munseys were in business.
-
-Ted Munsey stood about helplessly and stared, irksomely striving not to
-put his hands in his pockets, which was low; any lapse being instantly
-detected by Mrs. Munsey, who rushed from all sorts of unexpected places
-and corrected the fault vigorously.
-
-"I didn't go for to do it, Marier," he explained penitently. "It's
-'abit. I'll get out of it soon. It don't look well, I know, in a
-business; but it do seem a comfort, somehow."
-
-"O you an' your comfort! A lot you study _my_ comfort, Hedward!"--for he
-was Ted no more--"a-toilin' an' a-moilin' with everything to think of
-myself while you look on with your 'ands in your pockets. Do try an' not
-look like a stuck ninny, do!" And Hedward, whose every attempt at help
-or suggestion had been severely repulsed, slouched uneasily to the door,
-and strove to look as business-like as possible.
-
-"There you go again, stickin' in the doorway and starin' up an' down the
-street, as though there was no business doin'"--there was none, but that
-might not be confessed. "D'y' expect people to come in with you
-a-fillin' up the door? Do come in, do! You'd be better out o' the shop
-altogether."
-
-Hedward thought so too, but said nothing. He had been invested with his
-Sunday clothes of lustrous black, and brought into the shop to give such
-impression of a shop-walker as he might. He stood uneasily on alternate
-feet, and stared at the ceiling, the floor, or the space before him,
-with an unhappy sense of being on show and not knowing what was expected
-of him. He moved his hands purposelessly, and knocked things down with
-his elbows; he rubbed his hair all up behind, and furtively wiped the
-resulting oil from his hand on his trousers: never looking in the least
-degree like a shop-walker.
-
-The first customer was a very small child who came for a ha'porth of
-pins, and on whom Hedward gazed with much interest and respect, while
-Mrs. Munsey handed over the purchase: abating not a jot of his
-appreciation when the child returned, later, to explain that what she
-really wanted was sewing cotton. Other customers were disappointingly
-few. Several old neighbors came in from curiosity, to talk and buy
-nothing. One woman, who looked at many things without buying, was
-discovered after her departure to have stolen a pair of stockings; and
-Hedward was duly abused for not keeping a sharp look-out while his
-wife's back was turned. Finally, the shutters went up on a day's takings
-of three and sevenpence farthing, including a most dubious threepenny
-bit. But then, as Mrs. Munsey said, when you are in business you must
-expect trade to vary; and of course there would be more customers when
-the shop got known; although Hedward certainly might have taken the
-trouble to find one in a busier thoroughfare. Hedward (whose opinion in
-that matter, as in others, had never been asked) retired to the
-back-yard to smoke a pipe--a thing he had been pining for all day; but
-was quickly recalled (the pipe being a clay) upon Mrs. Munsey's
-discovery that the act could be observed from a neighbor's window. He
-was continually bringing the family into disgrace, and Mrs. Munsey
-despaired aloud over him far into the night.
-
-The days came and went, and trade varied, as a fact, very little indeed.
-Between three and sevenpence farthing and nothing the scope for
-fluctuation is small, and for some time the first day's record was never
-exceeded. But on the fifth day a customer bought nearly seven shillings'
-worth all at once. Her husband had that day returned from sea with
-money, and she, after months of stint, indulged in an orgie of
-haberdashery at the nearest shop. Mrs. Munsey was reassured. Trade was
-increasing; perhaps an assistant would be needed soon, in addition to
-the two girls.
-
-Only the younger of the girls, by the bye, had as yet taken any active
-interest in the business: Emma, the elder, spending much of her time in
-a bedroom, making herself unpresentable by inordinate blubbering. This
-was because of Mrs. Munsey's prohibition of more company-keeping with
-Jack Page. Jack was a plumber, just out of his time--rather a catch for
-a moulder's daughter, but impossible, of course, for the daughter of
-people in business, as Emma should have had the proper feeling to see
-for herself. This Emma had not: she wallowed in a luxury of woe,
-exacerbated on occasions to poignancy by the scoldings and sometimes by
-the thumpings of her mar; and neglected even the select weekly quadrille
-class, membership whereof was part of the novel splendor.
-
-But there was never again a seven-shilling customer. The state of trade
-perplexed Mrs. Munsey beyond telling. Being in business, one must, by
-the circumstance, have a genteel competence: this was an elementary
-axiom in Cubitt Town. But where was the money? What was the difference
-between this and other shops? Was a screw loose anywhere? In that case
-it certainly could not be her fault; wherefore she nagged Hedward.
-
-One day a polite young man called in a large pony-trap and explained the
-whole mystery. Nobody could reasonably expect to succeed in a business
-of this sort who did not keep a good stock of the fancy aprons and lace
-bows made by the firm he was charged to represent. Of course he knew
-what business was, and that cash was not always free, but that need
-never hinder transactions with him: three months' credit was the regular
-thing with any respectable, well-established business concern, and in
-three months one would certainly sell all the fancy aprons and lace bows
-of this especial kind and price that one had room for. And he need
-scarcely remind a lady of Mrs. Munsey's business experience that fancy
-aprons and lace bows--of the right sort--were by far the most profitable
-goods known to the trade. Everybody knew _that_. Should they say a gross
-of each, just to go on with? No? Well, then half a gross. These prices
-were cut so near that it really did not pay to split the gross, but this
-time, to secure a good customer, he would stretch a point. Mrs. Munsey
-was enlightened. Plainly the secret of success in business was to buy
-advantageously, in the way the polite young man suggested, sell at a
-good price, and live on the profits: merely paying over the remainder at
-the end of three months. Nothing could be simpler. So she began the
-system forthwith. Other polite young men called, and further certain
-profits were arranged for on similar terms.
-
-The weak spot in the plan was the absence of any binding arrangement
-with the general public; and this was not long in discovering itself.
-Nobody came to buy the fancy aprons and the lace bows, tempting as they
-might seem. Moreover, after they had hung a week or more, Alice reported
-that a large shop in the Commercial Road was offering, by retail, aprons
-and bows of precisely the same sort at a less price than the polite
-young man had charged for a wholesale purchase. Mrs. Munsey grew
-desperate, and Hedward's life became a horror unto him. He was set to
-stand at the door with a fancy apron in one hand and a lace bow in the
-other, and capture customers as they passed: a function wherein he
-achieved detestable failure; alarming passing women (who considered him
-dangerously drunk) as greatly as his situation distressed himself.
-
-Mrs. Munsey grew more desperate, and drove Hedward to the rear of the
-house, with bitter revilings. Money must be got out of the stock
-somehow. That a shop could in any circumstances be unremunerative
-puzzled as much as it dismayed her. The goods were marked down to low
-prices--often lower than cost. Still Mrs. Munsey had the abiding
-conviction that the affair must pay, as others did, if only she might
-hold out long enough. Hedward's suggestion that he should return to the
-moulding, coming and going as little in sight as possible, she repelled
-savagely. "A nice notion you've got o' keepin' up a proper position. You
-ain't content with disgracin' me and yourself too, playin' the fool in
-the shop till trade's ruined an' nobody won't come near the place--an' I
-don't wonder at it.... You're a nice sort of 'usband, I must say. What
-are you goin' to do now, with the business in this pretty mess, an' your
-wife an' children ready to starve? What are you goin' to do? Where are
-you goin' to turn? That's what I want to know."
-
-"Well, I'm a-thinkin' it out, Marier, in a legal point. P'r'aps, you
-know, my dear--"
-
-"Oh, don't dear me! I 'ate a fool."
-
-Marked as low as they might be, none of the aprons nor the bows nor the
-towels nor the stockings nor any other of the goods were bought--never a
-thing beyond a ha'porth of thread or a farthing bodkin. Rent had to be
-paid, and even food cost money. There was a flavor of blank
-disappointment about Saturday--the pay day of less anxious times; and
-quarter day, when all these polite young men would demand the money that
-was not--that day was coming, black and soon. Mrs. Munsey grew more
-desperate than ever, sharp of feature, and aged. Alone, she would
-probably have wept. Having Hedward at hand, she poured forth her
-bitterness of spirit upon him; till at last he was nagged out of his
-normal stolidity, and there came upon his face the look of a bullock
-that is harried on all hands through unfamiliar streets.
-
-On a night when, from sheer weariness of soul, she fell from clatter
-toward sleep, of a sudden Hedward spoke. "Marier--" he said.
-
-"Well?"
-
-"You ain't give me a kiss lately. Kiss me now."
-
-"Don't be a fool. I'm sick an' tired. Go to sleep, if you can sleep,
-with everything--"
-
-"Kiss me, I tell you!" He had never commanded like that before. She
-marvelled, feared a little, and obeyed.
-
-In the morning, when she awoke, he had already gone downstairs. This was
-as usual. When she followed, however, he was not to be found in the
-house. The shop shutters had been taken down, and the windows carefully
-cleaned, although it was not the regular window-cleaning day; but the
-door was shut. On the sitting-room table were two papers, one within the
-other. The first was written with many faults and smudges, and this was
-how it ran:--
-
-
- "the deed and testiment of Ed. Munsey this is to cirtiffy that i
- make over all my property to my belov^d wife stock bisness and
- furnitur so help me god all detts i keep to pay myself and my wife
- is not ansrable for them and certiffy that I O U Minchin and co 9
- pound 4/7½ Jones and son 6 pound 13/2 and settrer all other detts
- me and not my wife I O U
-
- ED. MUNSEY"
-
-
-The other was a letter:--
-
-
- "my dear wife i have done this legle dockerment after thinking it
- out it will make you alrite having all made over and me still oawe
- the detts not you as you can pull round the bisness as you said
- with time and if you do not see me again will you pay the detts
- when it is pull round as we have been allways honnest and straght i
- should wish for Emma to keep co with Jhon Page if can be mannaged
- he might be shop walker and you will soon all be rich swels i know
- so no more from yours affec husband
-
- ED. MUNSEY
-
- "love to Emma and Alice this one must be burnt keep the other"
-
-
-Near the papers lay Ted Munsey's large silver watch and chain, the
-silver ring that he used to fasten his best tie, three keys, and a few
-coppers. Upstairs the girls began to move about. Mrs. Munsey sat with
-her frightened face on the table.
-
-
-
-
-THE RED COW GROUP.
-
-
-The Red Cow Anarchist Group no longer exists. Its leading spirit appears
-no more among his devoted comrades, and without him they are
-ineffectual.
-
-He was but a young man, this leading spirit, (his name, by the bye, was
-Sotcher,) but of his commanding influence among the older but unlettered
-men about him, read and judge. For themselves, they had long been
-plunged in a beery apathy, neither regarding nor caring for the fearful
-iniquities of the social system that oppressed them. A Red Cow group
-they had always been, before the coming of Sotcher to make Anarchists of
-them: forgathering in a remote compartment of the Red Cow bar, reached
-by a side door in an alley; a compartment uninvaded and almost
-undiscovered by any but themselves, where night after night they drank
-their beer and smoked their pipes, sunk in a stagnant ignorance of their
-manifold wrongs. During the day Old Baker remained to garrison the
-stronghold. He was a long-bankrupt tradesman, with invisible resources
-and no occupation but this, and no known lodging but the Red Cow
-snuggery. There he remained all day and every day, "holding the fort,"
-as he put it: with his nose, a fiery signal of possession, never two
-feet from the rim of his pot; while Jerry Shand was carrying heavy loads
-in Columbia Market; while Gunno Polson was running for a book-maker in
-Fleet Street; while Snorkey was wherever his instinct took him, doing
-whatever paid best, and keeping out of trouble as long as he could; and
-while the rest of the group--two or three--picked a living out of the
-London heap in ways and places unspecified. But at evening they joined
-Old Baker, and they filled their snuggery.
-
-Their talk was rarely of politics, and never of "social problems":
-present and immediate facts filled their whole field of contemplation.
-Their accounts were kept, and their references to pecuniary matters were
-always stated, in terms of liquid measure. Thus, fourpence was never
-spoken of in the common way: it was a quart, and a quart was the
-monetary standard of the community. Even as twopence was a pint, and
-eightpence was half-a-gallon.
-
-It was Snorkey who discovered Sotcher, and it was with Snorkey that that
-revolutionary appeared before the Red Cow group with his message of
-enlightenment. Snorkey (who was christened something else that nobody
-knew or cared about) had a trick of getting into extraordinary and
-unheard-of places in his daily quest of quarts, and he had met Sotcher
-in a loft at the top of a house in Berners Street, Shadwell. It was a
-loft where the elect of Anarchism congregated nightly, and where
-everybody lectured all the others. Sotcher was a very young Anarchist,
-restless by reason of not being sufficiently listened to, and glad to
-find outsiders to instruct and to impress with a full sense of his
-sombre, mystic dare-devilry. Therefore he came to the Red Cow with
-Snorkey, to spread (as he said) the light.
-
-He was not received with enthusiasm, perhaps because of a certain
-unlaundered aspect of person remarkable even to them of the Red Cow
-group. Grease was his chief exterior characteristic, and his thick hair,
-turning up over his collar, seemed to have lain for long unharried of
-brush or comb. His face was a sebaceous trickle of long features, and on
-his hands there was a murky deposit that looked like scales. He wore, in
-all weathers, a long black coat with a rectangular rent in the skirt,
-and his throat he clipped in a brown neckerchief that on a time had been
-of the right Anarchist red. But no want of welcome could abash him.
-Here, indeed, he had an audience, an audience that did not lecture on
-its own account, a crude audience that might take him at his own
-valuation. So he gave it to that crude audience, hot and strong. They
-(and he) were the salt of the earth, bullied, plundered and abused. Down
-with everything that wasn't down already. And so forth and so on.
-
-His lectures were continued. Every night it was the same as every other,
-and each several chapter of his discourse was a repetition of the one
-before. Slowly the Red Cow group came around. Plainly other people were
-better off than they; and certainly each man found it hard to believe
-that anybody else was more deserving than himself.
-
-"Wy are we pore?" asked Sotcher, leaning forward and jerking his
-extended palm from one to another, as though attempting a hasty
-collection. "I ask you straight, wy are we pore? Why is it, my frien's,
-that awften and awften you find you ain't got a penny in yer pocket, not
-for to git a crust o' bread or 'alf a pint o' reasonable refreshment?
-'Ow is it that 'appens? Agin I ask, 'ow?"
-
-Snorkey, with a feeling that an answer was expected from somebody,
-presently murmured, "No mugs," which encouraged Gunno Polson to suggest,
-"Backers all stony-broke." Jerry Shand said nothing, but reflected on
-the occasional result of a day on the loose. Old Baker neither spoke nor
-thought.
-
-"I'll tell you, me frien's. It's 'cos o' the rotten state o' s'ciety. Wy
-d'you allow the lazy, idle, dirty, do-nothing upper classes, as they
-call 'emselves, to reap all the benefits o' your toil wile you slave an'
-slave to keep 'em in lukshry an' starve yerselves? Wy don't you go an'
-take your shares o' the wealth lyin' round you?"
-
-There was another pause. Gunno Polson looked at his friends one after
-another, spat emphatically, and said, "Coppers."
-
-"Becos o' the brute force as the privileged classes is 'edged
-theirselves in with, that's all. Becos o' the paid myrmidons armed an'
-kep' to make slaves o' the people. Becos o' the magistrates an' p'lice.
-Then wy not git rid o' the magistrates an' p'lice? They're no good, are
-they? 'Oo wants 'em, I ask? 'Oo?"
-
-"They _are_ a noosance," admitted Snorkey, who had done a little time
-himself. He was a mere groundling, and persisted in regarding the
-proceedings as simple conversation, instead of as an oration with pauses
-at the proper places.
-
-"Nobody wants 'em--nobody as is any good. Then don't 'ave 'em, me
-frien's--don't 'ave 'em! It all rests with you. Don't 'ave no
-magistrates nor p'lice, nor gover'ment, nor parliament, nor monarchy,
-nor county council, nor nothink. Make a clean sweep of 'em. Blow 'em up.
-Then you'll 'ave yer rights. The time's comin', I tell you. It's comin',
-take my word for it. Now you toil an' slave; then everybody'll 'ave to
-work w'ether 'e likes it or not, and two hours work a day'll be all
-you'll 'ave to do."
-
-Old Baker looked a little alarmed, and for a moment paused in his
-smoking.
-
-"Two hours a day at most, that's all; an' all yer wants provided for,
-free an' liberal." Some of the group gave a lickerish look across the
-bar. "No a'thority, no gover'ment, no privilege, an' nothink to
-interfere. Free contrack between man an' man, subjick to free revision
-an' change."
-
-"Wot's that?" demanded Jerry Shand, who was the slowest convert.
-
-"Wy, that," Sotcher explained, "means that everybody can make wot
-arrangements with 'is feller-men 'e likes for to carry on the business
-of life, but nothink can't bind you. You chuck over the arrangement if
-it suits best."
-
-"Ah," said Gunno Polson musingly, rotating his pot horizontally before
-him to stir the beer; "that 'ud be 'andy sometimes. They call it
-welshin' now."
-
-The light spread fast and free, and in a few nights the Red Cow group
-was a very promising little bed of Anarchy. Sotcher was at pains to have
-it reported at two places west of Tottenham Court Road and at another in
-Dean Street, Soho, that at last a comrade had secured an excellent
-footing with a party of the proletariat of East London, hitherto looked
-on as hopeless material. More: that an early manifestation of activity
-might be expected in that quarter. Such activity had been held advisable
-of late, in view of certain extraditions.
-
-And Sotcher's discourse at the Red Cow turned, lightly and easily,
-toward the question of explosives. Anybody could make them, he
-explained; nothing simpler, with care. And here he posed at large in the
-character of mysterious desperado, the wonder and admiration of all the
-Red Cow group. They should buy nitric acid, he said, of the strongest
-sort, and twice as much sulphuric acid. The shops where they sold
-photographic materials were best and cheapest for these things, and no
-questions were asked. They should mix the acids, and then add gently,
-drop by drop, the best glycerine, taking care to keep everything cool.
-After which the whole lot must be poured into water, to stand for an
-hour. Then a thick, yellowish, oily stuff would be found to have sunk to
-the bottom, which must be passed through several pails of water to be
-cleansed: and there it was, a terrible explosive. You handled it with
-care and poured it on brick-dust or dry sand, or anything of that sort
-that would soak it up, and then it could be used with safety to the
-operator.
-
-The group listened with rapt attention, more than one pot stopping
-half-way on its passage mouthwards. Then Jerry Shand wanted to know if
-Sotcher had ever blown up anything or anybody himself.
-
-The missionary admitted that that glory had not been his. "I'm one o'
-the teachers, me frien's--one o' the pioneers that goes to show the way
-for the active workers like you. I on'y come to explain the principles
-an' set you in the right road to the social revolution, so as you may
-get yer rights at last. It's for you to act."
-
-Then he explained that action might be taken in two ways: either
-individually or by mutual aid in the group. Individual work was much to
-be preferred, being safer; but a particular undertaking often
-necessitated co-operation. But that was for the workers to settle as the
-occasion arose. However, one thing must be remembered. If the group
-operated, each man must be watchful of the rest; there must be no half
-measures, no timorousness; any comrade wavering, temporizing, or
-behaving in any way suspiciously, must be straightway _suppressed_.
-There must be no mistake about that. It was desperate and glorious work,
-and there must be desperate and rapid methods both of striking and
-guarding. These things he made clear in his best conspirator's manner:
-with nods and scowls and a shaken forefinger, as of one accustomed to
-oversetting empires.
-
-The men of the Red Cow group looked at each other, and spat
-thoughtfully. Then a comrade asked what had better be blown up first.
-Sotcher's opinion was that there was most glory in blowing up people, in
-a crowd or at a theatre. But a building was safer, as there was more
-chance of getting away. Of buildings, a public office was probably to be
-preferred--something in Whitehall, say. Or a bank--nobody seemed to have
-tried a bank: he offered the suggestion now. Of course there were not
-many public buildings in the East End, but possibly the group would like
-to act in their own neighborhood: it would be a novelty, and would
-attract notice; the question was one for their own decision, independent
-freedom of judgment being the right thing in these matters. There were
-churches, of course, and the factories of the bloated capitalist.
-Particularly, he might suggest the gas-works close by. There was a large
-gasometer abutting on the street, and probably an explosion there would
-prove tremendously effective, putting the lights out everywhere, and
-attracting great attention in the papers. That was glory.
-
-Jerry Shand hazarded a remark about the lives of the men in the
-gas-works; but Sotcher explained that that was a trivial matter.
-Revolutions were never accomplished without bloodshed, and a few casual
-lives were not to be weighed in the balance against the glorious
-consummation of the social upheaval. He repeated his contention, when
-some weaker comrade spoke of the chance of danger to the operator, and
-repeated it with a proper scorn of the soft-handed pusillanimity that
-shrank from danger to life and limb in the cause. Look at the glory, and
-consider the hundred-fold vengeance on the enemy in the day to come! The
-martyr's crown was his who should die at the post of duty.
-
-His eloquence prevailed: there were murmurs no more. "'Ere, tell us the
-name of the stuff agin," broke out Gunno Polson, resolutely, feeling for
-a pencil and paper. "Blimy, I'll make some to-morrer."
-
-He wrote down the name of the ingredients with much spelling. "Thick,
-yuller, oily stuff, ain't it, wot you make?" he asked.
-
-"Yus--an' keep it cool."
-
-The group broke up, stern and resolute, and Sotcher strode to his home
-exultant, a man of power.
-
-
-For the next night or two the enthusiasm at the Red Cow was unbounded.
-There was no longer any questioning of principles or action--every man
-was an eager Anarchist--strong and devoted in the cause. The little
-chemical experiment was going on well, Gunno Polson reported, with
-confident nods and winks. Sotcher repeated his discourse, as a matter of
-routine, to maintain the general ardor, which had, however, to endure a
-temporary check as the result of a delicate inquiry of Snorkey's, as to
-what funds might be expected from head-quarters. For there were no
-funds, said Sotcher, somewhat surprised at the question.
-
-"Wot?" demanded Jerry Shand, opening his mouth and putting down his
-pipe: "ain't we goin' to get nothink for all this?"
-
-They would get the glory, Sotcher assured him, and the consciousness of
-striking a mighty blow at this, and that, and the other; but that was
-all. And instantly the faces of the group grew long.
-
-"But," said Old Baker, "I thought all you blokes always got somethink
-from the--the committee?"
-
-There was no committee, and no funds: there was nothing but glory, and
-victory, and triumph, and the social revolution, and things of that
-kind. For a little, the comrades looked at each other awkwardly, but
-they soon regained their cheerfulness, with zeal no whit abated. The
-sitting closed with promises of an early gathering for the next night.
-
-But when the next night came Sotcher was later than usual. "Ullo,"
-shouted Gunno Polson, as he entered, "'ere you are at last. We've 'ad to
-do important business without you. See," he added in a lower tone,
-"'ere's the stuff!" And he produced an old physic-bottle nearly full of
-a thick, yellowish fluid.
-
-Sotcher started back half a pace, and slightly paled. "Don't shake it,"
-he whispered hoarsely. "Don't shake it, for Gawd's sake!... Wot--wotjer
-bring it 'ere for, like that? It's--it's awful stuff, blimy." He looked
-uneasily about the group, and wiped his forehead with the back of his
-hand. "I--I thought you'd git the job over soon as the stuff was
-ready.... 'Ere, my Gawd!" he squeaked under his breath, "don't put it
-down 'ard on the table like that. It's sich--sich awful stuff." He wiped
-his forehead again, and, still standing, glanced once more
-apprehensively round the circle of impassive faces. Then after a pause,
-he asked, with an effort, "Wot--wotjer goin' to do now?"
-
-"Blow up the bleed'n' gas-works, o' course," answered Gunno Polson
-complacently. "'Ere's a penn'orth o' silver sand, an' a 'bacca canister,
-an' some wire, an' a big cracker with a long touch-paper, so as to stick
-out o' the canister-lid. That ought to set it auf, oughtn't it? 'Ere,
-you pour the stuff over the sand, doncher?" And he pulled out the cork
-and made ready to mix.
-
-"'Old on--'old on--don't! Wait a bit, for Gawd's sake!" cried Sotcher,
-in a sweat of terror. "You--you dunno wot awful stuff it is--s'elp me,
-you don't! You--you'll blow us all up if you don't keep it still.
-Y--you'll want some--other things. I'll go an'--"
-
-But Jerry Shand stood grimly against the door. "This 'ere conspiracy'll
-'ave to be gawn through proper," he said. "We can't 'ave no waverers nor
-blokes wot want to clear out in the middle of it, and p'r'aps go an'
-tell the p'lice. Them sort we 'as to _suppress_, see? There's all the
-stuff there, me lad, an' you know it. Wot's more, it's you as is got to
-put it up agin the gas-works an' set it auf."
-
-The hapless Sotcher turned a yellower pallor and asked faintly, "Me? Wy
-me?"
-
-"All done reg'lar and proper," Jerry replied, "'fore you come. We voted
-it--by ballot, all square. If you'd 'a' come earlier you'd 'a' 'ad a
-vote yerself."
-
-Sotcher pushed at Jerry's shoulder despairingly. "I won't, I won't!" he
-gasped. "Lemme go--it ain't fair--I wasn't 'ere--lemme go!"
-
-"None o' yer shovin', young man," said Jerry severely. "None o' yer
-shovin', else I'll 'ave to punch you on the jore. You're a bleed'n' nice
-conspirator, you are. It's pretty plain we can't depend on you, an' you
-know wot that means,--eh? Doncher? You're one o' the sort as 'as to be
-suppressed, that's wot it means. 'Ere, 'ave a drink o' this 'ere beer,
-an' see if that can't put a little 'art in ye. You got to do it, so you
-may as well do it cheerful. Snorkey, give 'im a drink."
-
-But the wretched revolutionary would not drink. He sank in a corner--the
-furthest from the table where Gunno Polson was packing his dreadful
-canister--a picture of stupefied affright.
-
-Presently he thought of the bar--a mere yard of counter in an angle of
-the room, with a screen standing above it--and conceived a wild notion
-of escape by scrambling over. But scarce had he risen ere the watchful
-Jerry divined his purpose.
-
-"'Old 'im, Snorkey," he said. "Keep 'im in the corner. An' if 'e won't
-drink that beer, pour it over 'is 'ead."
-
-Snorkey obeyed gravely and conscientiously, and the bedraggled Sotcher,
-cowed from protest, whined and sobbed desolately.
-
-When all was ready, Jerry Shand said: "I s'pose it's no good askin' you
-to do it willin', like a man?"
-
-"O, let me go, I--I ain't well--s'elp me, I ain't. I--I might do it
-wrong--an'--an'--I'm a--a teacher--a speaker; not the active branch,
-s'elp me. Put it auf--for to-night--wait till to-morrer. I ain't well
-an'--an' you're very 'ard on me!"
-
-"Desp'rit work, desp'rit ways," Jerry replied laconically. "You're
-be'avin' very suspicious, an' you're rebellin' agin the orders o' the
-group. There's only one physic for that, ain't there, in the rules?
-You're got to be suppressed. Question is 'ow. We'll 'ave to kill 'im
-quiet somehow," he proceeded, turning to the group. "Quiet an' quick.
-It's my belief 'e's spyin' for the p'lice, an' wants to git out to split
-on us. Question is 'ow to do for 'im?"
-
-Sotcher rose, a staring spectre. He opened his mouth to call, but there
-came forth from it only a dry murmur. Hands were across his mouth at
-once, and he was forced back into the corner. One suggested a
-clasp-knife at the throat, another a stick in his neckerchief, twisted
-to throttling-point. But in the end it was settled that it would be
-simpler, and would better destroy all traces, to despatch him in the
-explosion--to tie him to the canister, in fact.
-
-A convulsive movement under the men's hands decided them to throw more
-beer on Sotcher's face, for he seemed to be fainting. Then his pockets
-were invaded by Gunno Polson, who turned out each in succession. "You
-won't 'ave no use for money where you're goin'," he observed callously;
-"besides, it 'ud be blowed to bits an' no use to nobody. Look at the
-bloke at Greenwich, 'ow 'is things was blowed away. 'Ullo! 'ere's two
-'arf-crowns an' some tanners. Seven an' thrippence altogether, with the
-browns. This is the bloke wot 'adn't got no funds. This'll be divided on
-free an' equal principles to 'elp pay for that beer you've wasted. 'Old
-up, ol' man! Think o' the glory. P'r'aps you're all right, but it's best
-to be on the safe side, an' dead blokes can't split to the coppers. An'
-you mustn't forget the glory. You 'ave to shed blood in a revolution,
-an' a few odd lives more or less don't matter--not a single damn. Keep
-your eye on the bleed'n' glory! They'll 'ave photos of you in the
-papers, all the broken bits in a 'eap, fac-similiar as found on the
-spot. Wot a comfort that'll be!"
-
-But the doomed creature was oblivious--prostrate--a swooning heap. They
-ran a piece of clothes-line under his elbows, and pulled them together
-tight. They then hobbled his ankles, and took him among them through the
-alley and down the quiet street, singing and shouting their loudest as
-they went, in case he might sufficiently recover his powers to call for
-help. But he did not, and there in the shadow, at the foot of the great
-gasometer, they flung him down with a parting kick and a barbarous knock
-on the head, to keep him quiet for those few necessary moments. Then the
-murderous canister, bound with wire, was put in place; the extruding
-touch-paper was set going with a match; and the Red Cow Anarchists
-disappeared at a run, leaving their victim to his fate. Presently the
-policeman on that beat heard a sudden report from the neighborhood of
-the gas-works, and ran to see what it might mean.
-
-
-The next morning Alfred Sotcher was charged at the Thames Police Court
-as a drunk and incapable. He had been found in a helpless state near the
-gas-works, and appeared to have been tied at the elbows and ankles by
-mischievous boys, who had also, it seemed, ignited a cracker near by
-where he lay. The divisional surgeon stated that he was called to the
-prisoner, and found him tearful and incoherent, and smelling strongly of
-drink. He complained of having been assaulted in a public-house, but
-could give no intelligible account of himself. A canister found by his
-side appeared to contain a mixture of sand and castor oil, but prisoner
-could not explain how it came there. The magistrate fined him five
-shillings, with the alternative of seven days, and as he had no money he
-was removed to the cells.
-
-
-
-
-ON THE STAIRS.
-
-
-The house had been "genteel." When trade was prospering in the East End,
-and the ship-fitter or block-maker thought it no shame to live in the
-parish where his workshop lay, such a master had lived here. Now, it was
-a tall, solid, well-bricked, ugly house, grimy and paintless in the
-joinery, cracked and patched in the windows: where the front door stood
-open all day long; and the womankind sat on the steps, talking of
-sickness and deaths and the cost of things; and treacherous holes lurked
-in the carpet of road-soil on the stairs and in the passage. For when
-eight families live in a house, nobody buys a door-mat, and the street
-was one of those streets that are always muddy. It smelt, too, of many
-things, none of them pleasant (one was fried fish); but for all that it
-was not a slum.
-
-Three flights up, a gaunt woman with bare forearms stayed on her way to
-listen at a door which, opening, let out a warm, fetid waft from a close
-sick-room. A bent and tottering old woman stood on the threshold,
-holding the door behind her.
-
-"An' is 'e no better now, Mrs. Curtis?" the gaunt woman asked, with a
-nod at the opening.
-
-The old woman shook her head, and pulled the door closer. Her jaw
-waggled loosely in her withered chaps: "Nor won't be; till 'e's gone."
-Then after a certain pause, "'E's goin'," she said.
-
-"Don't doctor give no 'ope?"
-
-"Lor' bless ye, I don't want to ast no doctors," Mrs. Curtis replied,
-with something not unlike a chuckle. "I've seed too many on 'em. The
-boy's a-goin', fast; I can see that. An' then"--she gave the handle
-another tug, and whispered--"he's been called." She nodded amain. "Three
-seprit knocks at the bed-head las' night; an' I know what _that_ means!"
-
-The gaunt woman raised her brows, and nodded. "Ah, well," she said, "we
-all on us comes to it some day, sooner or later. An' it's often a 'appy
-release."
-
-The two looked into space beyond each other, the elder with a nod and a
-croak. Presently the other pursued, "'E's been a very good son, ain't
-'e?"
-
-"Ay, ay, well enough son to me," responded the old woman, a little
-peevishly; "an' I'll 'ave 'im put away decent, though there's on'y the
-Union for me after. I can do that, thank Gawd!" she added, meditatively,
-as chin on fist she stared into the thickening dark over the stairs.
-
-"When I lost my pore 'usband," said the gaunt woman, with a certain
-brightening, "I give 'im a 'ansome funeral. 'E was a Oddfeller, an' I
-got twelve pound. I 'ad a oak caufin an' a open 'earse. There was a
-kerridge for the fam'ly an' one for 'is mates--two 'orses each, an'
-feathers, an' mutes; an' it went the furthest way round to the cimitry.
-'Wotever 'appens, Mrs. Manders,' says the undertaker, 'you'll feel as
-you're treated 'im proper; nobody can't reproach you over that.' An'
-they couldn't. 'E was a good 'usband to me, an' I buried 'im
-respectable."
-
-The gaunt woman exulted. The old, old story of Manders's funeral fell
-upon the other one's ears with a freshened interest, and she mumbled her
-gums ruminantly. "Bob'll 'ave a 'ansome buryin', too," she said. "I can
-make it up, with the insurance money, an' this, an' that. On'y I dunno
-about mutes. It's a expense."
-
-In the East End, when a woman has not enough money to buy a thing much
-desired, she does not say so in plain words; she says the thing is an
-"expense," or a "great expense." It means the same thing, but it sounds
-better. Mrs. Curtis had reckoned her resources, and found that mutes
-would be an "expense." At a cheap funeral mutes cost half-a-sovereign
-and their liquor. Mrs. Manders said as much.
-
-"Yus, yus, 'arf-a-sovereign," the old woman assented. Within, the sick
-man feebly beat the floor with a stick. "I'm a-comin'," she cried
-shrilly; "yus, 'arf-a-sovereign, but it's a lot, an' I don't see 'ow I'm
-to do it--not at present." She reached for the door-handle again, but
-stopped and added, by after-thought, "Unless I don't 'ave no plooms."
-
-"It 'ud be a pity not to 'ave plooms. I 'ad--"
-
-There were footsteps on the stairs: then a stumble and a testy word.
-Mrs. Curtis peered over into the gathering dark. "Is it the doctor,
-sir?" she asked. It was the doctor's assistant; and Mrs. Manders tramped
-up to the next landing as the door of the sick-room took him in.
-
-For five minutes the stairs were darker than ever. Then the assistant, a
-very young man, came out again, followed by the old woman with a candle.
-Mrs. Manders listened in the upper dark. "He's sinking fast," said the
-assistant. "He _must_ have a stimulant. Dr. Mansell ordered port wine.
-Where is it?" Mrs. Curtis mumbled dolorously. "I tell you he _must_
-have it," he averred with unprofessional emphasis (his qualification
-was only a month old). "The man can't take solid food, and his strength
-must be kept up somehow. Another day may make all the difference. Is it
-because you can't afford it?" "It's a expense--sich a expense, doctor,"
-the old woman pleaded. "An' wot with 'arf-pints o' milk an'--" She grew
-inarticulate, and mumbled dismally.
-
-"But he must have it, Mrs. Curtis, if it's your last shilling: it's the
-only way. If you mean you absolutely haven't the money--" And he paused
-a little awkwardly. He was not a wealthy young man--wealthy young men do
-not devil for East End doctors--but he was conscious of a certain haul
-of sixpences at nap the night before; and, being inexperienced, he did
-not foresee the career of persecution whereon he was entering at his own
-expense and of his own motion. He produced five shillings: "If you
-absolutely haven't the money, why--take this and get a bottle--good: not
-at a public-house. But mind, _at once_. He should have had it before."
-
-It would have interested him, as a matter of coincidence, to know that
-his principal had been guilty of the selfsame indiscretion--even the
-amount was identical--on that landing the day before. But, as Mrs.
-Curtis said nothing of this, he floundered down the stair and out into
-the wetter mud, pondering whether or not the beloved son of a
-Congregational minister might take full credit for a deed of charity on
-the proceeds of sixpenny nap. But Mrs. Curtis puffed her wrinkles, and
-shook her head sagaciously as she carried in her candle. From the room
-came a clink as of money falling into a teapot. And Mrs. Manders went
-about her business.
-
-The door was shut, and the stair a pit of blackness. Twice a lodger
-passed down, and up and down, and still it did not open. Men and women
-walked on the lower flights, and out at the door, and in again. From the
-street a shout or a snatch of laughter floated up the pit. On the
-pavement footsteps rang crisper and fewer, and from the bottom passage
-there were sounds of stagger and sprawl. A demented old clock buzzed
-divers hours at random, and was rebuked every twenty minutes by the
-regular tread of a policeman on his beat. Finally, somebody shut the
-street-door with a great bang, and the street was muffled. A key turned
-inside the door on the landing, but that was all. A feeble light shone
-for hours along the crack below, and then went out. The crazy old clock
-went buzzing on, but nothing left that room all night. Nothing that
-opened the door....
-
-When next the key turned, it was to Mrs. Manders's knock, in the full
-morning; and soon the two women came out on the landing together, Mrs.
-Curtis with a shapeless clump of bonnet. "Ah, 'e's a lovely corpse,"
-said Mrs. Manders. "Like wax. So was my 'usband."
-
-"I must be stirrin'," croaked the old woman, "an' go about the insurance
-an' the measurin' an' that. There's lots to do."
-
-"Ah, there is. 'Oo are you goin' to 'ave,--Wilkins? I 'ad Wilkins.
-Better than Kedge, _I_ think: Kedge's mutes dresses rusty, an' their
-trousis is frayed. If you was thinkin' of 'avin' mutes--"
-
-"Yus, yus,"--with a palsied nodding,--"I'm a-goin' to 'ave mutes: I can
-do it respectable, thank Gawd!"
-
-"And the plooms?"
-
-"Ay, yus, and the plooms too. They ain't sich a great expense, after
-all."
-
-
-
-
-SQUIRE NAPPER.
-
-
-I.
-
-Bill Napper was a heavy man of something between thirty-five and forty.
-His moleskin trousers were strapped below the knees, and he wore his
-coat loose on his back, with the sleeves tied across his chest. The
-casual observer set him down a navvy, but Mrs. Napper punctiliously made
-it known that he was "in the paving"; which meant that he was a pavior.
-He lived in Canning Town, and was on a footpath job at West Ham (Allen
-was the contractor) when he won and began to wear the nickname "Squire."
-
-Daily at the stroke of twelve from the neighboring church, Bill Napper's
-mates let drop rammer, trowel, spade, and pick, and turned toward a row
-of basins, tied in blue-and-red handkerchiefs, and accompanied of divers
-tin cans with smoky bottoms. Bill himself looked toward the street
-corner for the punctual Polly bearing his own dinner fresh and hot; for
-home was not far, and Polly, being thirteen, had no school now.
-
-One day Polly was nearly ten minutes late. Bill, at first impatient,
-grew savage, and thought wrathfully on the strap on its nail by the
-kitchen-dresser. But at the end of the ten minutes Polly came, bringing
-a letter as well as the basin-load of beef and cabbage. A young man had
-left it, she said, after asking many ill-mannered questions. The letter
-was addressed "W. Napper, Esq.," with a flourish; the words, "By hand,"
-stood in the corner of the envelope; and on the flap at the back were
-the embossed characters "T. & N." These things Bill Napper noted several
-times over, as he turned the letter about in his hand.
-
-"Seems to me you'll 'ave to open it after all," said one of Bill's
-mates; and he opened it, setting back his hat as a preparation to
-serious study. The letter was dated from Old Jewry, and ran thus:--
-
-
- "_Re_ B. NAPPER _deceased_.
-
- "DEAR SIR,--We have a communication in this matter from our
- correspondents at Sydney, New South Wales, in respect to
- testamentary dispositions under which you benefit. We shall be
- obliged if you can make it convenient to call at this office any
- day except Saturday between two and four.--Your obedient servants,
-
- "TIMS & NORTON."
-
-
-The dinner hour had gone by before the full inner meaning had been
-wrested from this letter. "B. Napper deceased" Bill accepted, with a
-little assistance, as an announcement of the death of his brother Ben,
-who had gone to Australia nearly twenty years ago, and had been
-forgotten. "Testamentary dispositions" nobody would tackle with
-confidence, although its distinct suggestion of biblical study was duly
-remarked. "Benefit" was right enough, and led one of the younger men,
-after some thought, to the opinion that Bill Napper's brother might have
-left him something: a theory instantly accepted as the most probable,
-although some thought it foolish of him not to leave it direct instead
-of authorizing the interference of a lawyer, who would want to do Bill
-out of it.
-
-Bill Napper put up his tools and went home. There the missis put an end
-to doubt by repeating what the lawyer's clerk said: which was nothing
-more definite than that Bill had been "left a bit"; and the clerk only
-acknowledged so much when he had satisfied himself, by sinuous
-questionings, that he had found the real legatee. He further advised the
-bringing of certain evidence on the visit to the office. Thus it was
-plain that the Napper fortunes were in good case, for, as "a bit" means
-money all the world over, the thing was clearly no worthless keepsake.
-
-
-II.
-
-On the afternoon of the next day, Bill Napper, in clean moleskins and
-black coat, made for Old Jewry. On mature consideration he had decided
-to go through it alone. There was not merely one lawyer, which would be
-bad enough, but two of them in a partnership; and to take the missis,
-whose intellects, being somewhat flighty, were quickly divertible by the
-palaver of which a lawyer was master, would be to distract and impede
-his own faculties. A male friend might not have been so bad, but Bill
-could not call to mind one quite cute enough to be of any use, and in
-any case such a friend would have to be paid for the loss of his day's
-work. Moreover, he might imagine himself to hold a sort of interest in
-the proceeds. So Bill Napper went alone.
-
-Having waited the proper time without the bar in the clerk's office, he
-was shown into a room where a middle-aged man sat at a writing-table.
-There was no other lawyer to be seen. This was a stratagem for which
-Bill Napper was not prepared. He looked suspiciously about the room, but
-without discovering anything that looked like a hiding-place. Plainly
-there were two lawyers, because their names were on the door and on the
-letter itself; and the letter said we. Why one should hide it was hard
-to guess, unless it were to bear witness to some unguarded expression.
-Bill Napper resolved to speak little, and not loud.
-
-The lawyer addressed him affably, inviting him to sit. Then he asked to
-see the papers that Bill had brought. These were an old testimonial
-reciting that Bill had been employed "with his brother Benjamin" as a
-boy in a brick-field, and had given satisfaction; a letter from a parish
-guardian, the son of an old employer of Bill's father, certifying that
-Bill was his father's son and his brother's brother; copies of the birth
-registry of both Bill and his brother, procured that morning; and a
-letter from Australia, the last word from Benjamin, dated eighteen years
-back. These Bill produced in succession, keeping a firm grip on each as
-he placed it beneath the lawyer's nose. The lawyer behaved somewhat
-testily under this restraint, but Bill knew better than to let the
-papers out of his possession, and would not be done.
-
-When he had seen all, "Well, Mr. Napper," said the lawyer, rather
-snappishly (obviously he was balked), "these things seem all right, and
-with the inquiries I have already made I suppose I may proceed to pay
-you the money. It is a legacy of three hundred pounds. Your brother was
-married, and I believe his business and other property goes to his wife
-and children. The money is intact, the estate paying legacy duty and
-expenses. In cases of this sort there is sometimes an arrangement for
-the amount to be paid a little at a time as required; that, however, I
-judge, would not be an arrangement to please you. I hope, at any rate,
-you will be able to invest the money in a profitable way. I will draw a
-check."
-
-Three hundred pounds was beyond Bill Napper's wildest dreams. But he
-would not be dazzled out of his caution. Presently the lawyer tore the
-check from the book, and pushed it across the table with another paper.
-He offered Bill a pen, pointing with his other hand at the bottom of the
-second paper, and saying, "This is the receipt. Sign just there,
-please."
-
-Bill took up the check, but made no movement toward the pen. "Receipt?"
-he grunted softly; "receipt wot for? I ain't 'ad no money."
-
-"There's the check in your hand--the same thing. It's an order to the
-bank to hand you the amount--the usual way of paying money in business
-affairs. If you would rather have the money paid here, I can send a
-clerk to the bank to get it. Give me the check."
-
-But again Bill was not to be done. The lawyer, finding him sharper than
-he expected, now wanted to get this tricky piece of paper back. So Bill
-only grinned at him, keeping a good hold of the check. The lawyer lost
-his temper. "Why, damn it," he said, "you're a curious person to deal
-with. D'ye want the money and the check too?"
-
-He rang a bell twice, and a clerk appeared. "Mr. Dixon," said the
-lawyer, "I have given this person a check for three hundred pounds. Just
-take him round to the bank, and get it cashed. Let him sign the receipt
-at the bank. I suppose," he added, turning to Bill, "that you won't
-object to giving a receipt when you get the money, eh?"
-
-Bill Napper, conscious of his victory, expressed his willingness to do
-the proper thing at the proper time, and went out with the clerk. At the
-bank there was little difficulty, except at the clerk's advice to take
-the money chiefly in notes, which instantly confirmed Bill in a
-determination to accept nothing but gold. When all was done, and the
-three hundred sovereigns, carefully counted over for the third and
-fourth time, were stowed in small bags about his person, Bill, much
-relieved after his spell of watchfulness, insisted on standing the clerk
-a drink.
-
-"Ah," he said, "all you City lawyers an' clurks are pretty bleed'n'
-sharp, I know, but you ain't done me, an' _I_ don't bear no malice. 'Ave
-wot you like--'ave wine or a six o' Irish--I ain't goin' to be stingy.
-I'm goin' to do it open an' free, I am, an' set a example to men o'
-property."
-
-
-III.
-
-Bill Napper went home in a hansom, ordering a barrel of beer on the way.
-One of the chief comforts of affluence is that you may have beer in by
-the barrel; for then Sundays and closing times vex not, and you have but
-to reach the length of your arm for another pot whenever moved
-thereunto. Nobody in Canning Town had beer by the barrel except the
-tradesmen, and for that Bill had long envied the man who kept shop. And
-now, at his first opportunity, he bought a barrel of thirty-six gallons.
-
-Once home with the news, and Canning Town was ablaze. Bill Napper had
-come in for three thousand, thirty thousand, three hundred
-thousand--any number of thousands that were within the compass of the
-gossip's command of enumeration. Bill Napper was called "W. Napper,
-Esq."--he was to be knighted--he was a long-lost baronet--anything. Bill
-Napper came home in a hansom--a brougham--a state coach.
-
-Mrs. Napper went that very evening to the Grove at Stratford to buy silk
-and satin, green, red, and yellow--cutting her neighbors dead, right and
-left. And by the next morning tradesmen had sent circulars and samples
-of goods. Mrs. Napper was for taking a proper position in society, and a
-house in a fashionable part--Barking Road, for instance, or even East
-India Road, Poplar; but Bill would none of such foolishness. He wasn't
-proud, and Canning Town was quite good enough for him. This much,
-though, he conceded: that the family should take a whole house of five
-rooms in the next street, instead of the two rooms and a cellule
-upstairs now rented.
-
-That morning Bill lit his pipe, stuck his hands in his pockets, and
-strolled as far as his job. "Wayo, squire," shouted one of the men as he
-approached. "'Ere comes the bleed'n' toff," remarked another.
-
-"'Tcheer, 'tcheer, mates," Bill responded, calmly complacent. "I'm
-a-goin' to wet it." And all the fourteen men left their paving for the
-beer-house close by. The foreman made some demur, but was helpless, and
-ended by coming himself. "Now then, gaffer," said Bill, "none o' your
-sulks. No one ain't a-goin' to stand out of a drink o' mine--unless 'e
-wants to fight. As for the job--damn the job! I'd buy up fifty jobs like
-that 'ere and not stop for the change. You send the guv'nor to me if
-_'e_ says anythink: unnerstand? You send 'im to _me_." And he laid hands
-on the foreman, who was not a big man, and hauled him after the others.
-
-They wetted it for two or three hours, from many quart pots. Then there
-appeared between the swing doors the wrathful face of the guv'nor.
-
-The guv'nor's position was difficult. He was only a small master, and
-but a few years back had been a working mason. This deserted job was his
-first for the parish, and by contract he was bound to end it quickly
-under penalty. Moreover, he much desired something on account that week,
-and must stand well with the vestry. On the other hand, this was a time
-of strikes, and the air was electrical. Several large and successful
-movements had quickened a spirit of restlessness in the neighborhood,
-and no master was sure of his men. Some slight was fancied, something
-was not done as it should have been done from the point of view of the
-workshop, and there was a strike, picketing, and bashing. Now, the worst
-thing that could have happened to the guv'nor at this moment was one of
-those tiny, unrecorded strikes that were bursting out weekly and daily
-about him, with the picketing of his two or three jobs. Furious,
-therefore, as he was, he dared not discharge every man on the spot. So
-he stood in the door, and said: "Look here, I won't stand this sort of
-thing--it's a damn robbery. I'll--"
-
-"That's all right, ol' cock," roared Bill Napper, reaching toward the
-guv'nor. "You come 'an 'ave a tiddley. I'm a bleed'n' millionaire meself
-now, but I ain't proud. What, you won't?"--for the guv'nor,
-unenthusiastic, remained at the door. "You're a sulky old bleeder. These
-'ere friends o' mine are 'avin' 'arf a day auf at my expense:
-unnerstand? My expense. I'm a-payin' for their time, if you dock 'em;
-an' I can give _you_ a bob, me fine feller, if you're 'ard up. See?"
-
-The guv'nor addressed himself to the foreman. "What's the meaning o'
-this, Walker?" he said. "What game d'ye call it?"
-
-Bill Napper, whom a succession of pots had made uproarious, slapped the
-foreman violently on the shoulder. "This 'ere's the gaffer," he
-shouted. "'E's all right. 'E come 'ere 'cos 'e couldn't 'elp 'isself. I
-made 'im come, forcible. Don't you bear no spite agin' the gaffer, d'y'
-ear? 'E's my mate, is the gaffer; an' I could buy you up forty times,
-s'elp me--but I ain't proud. An' you're a bleed'n' gawblimy
-slackbaked...."
-
-"Well," said the guv'nor to the assembled company, but still ignoring
-Bill, "don't you think there's been about enough of this?"
-
-A few of the men glanced at one another, and one or two rose. "Awright,
-guv'nor," said one, "we're auf." And two more echoed, "Awright,
-guv'nor," and began to move away.
-
-"Ah!" said Bill Napper, with disgust, as he turned to finish his pot,
-"you're a blasted nigger-driver, you are. An' a sulky beast," he added
-as he set the pot down. "Never mind," he pursued, "_I'm_ awright, an' I
-ain't a 'arf-paid kerb-whacker no more, under you."
-
-"You was a damn sight better kerb-whacker than you are a millionaire,"
-the guv'nor retorted, feeling safer now that his men were getting back
-to work.
-
-"None o' your lip," replied Bill, rising and reaching for a pipe-spill:
-"none o' your lip, you work'us stone-breaker." Then, turning with a
-sudden access of fury, "I'll knock yer face off, blimy!" he shouted, and
-raised his fist.
-
-"Now, then, none o' that here, please," cried the landlord from behind
-the bar; unto whom Bill Napper, with all his wonted obedience in that
-quarter, answered only, "All right, guv'nor," and subsided.
-
-Left alone, he soon followed the master-pavior and his men through the
-swing doors, and so went home. In his own street, observing two small
-boys in the prelusory stages of a fight, he put up sixpence by way of
-stakes, and supervised the battle from the seat afforded by a convenient
-window-sill. After that he bought a morning paper, and lay upon his bed
-to read it, with a pipe and a jug; for he was beginning a life of
-leisure and comfort, wherein every day should be a superior Sunday.
-
-
-IV.
-
-Thus far the outward and visible signs of the Napper wealth were these:
-the separate house; the barrel of beer; a piano--not bought as a musical
-instrument, but as one of the visible signs; a daily paper, also
-primarily a sign; the bonnets and dresses of the missis; and the
-perpetual possession of Bill Napper by a varying degree of fuddlement.
-An inward and dissembled sign was a regiment, continually reinforced,
-of mostly empty bottles, in a cupboard kept sacred by the missis. And
-the faculties of that good lady herself experienced a fluctuating
-confusion from causes not always made plain to Bill: for the money was
-kept in the bedroom chest of drawers, and it was easy to lay hands on a
-half-sovereign as required without unnecessary disturbance.
-
-Now and again Bill Napper would discuss the abstract question of
-entering upon some investment or business pursuit. Land had its
-advantages; great advantages; and he had been told that it was very
-cheap just now, in some places. Houses were good, too, and a suitable
-possession for a man of consideration. Not so desirable on the whole,
-however, as Land. You bought your Land and--well there it was, and you
-could take things easily. But with Houses there was rent to collect, and
-repairs to see to, and so forth. It was a vastly paying thing for any
-man with capital to be a Merchant; but there was work even in that, and
-you had to be perpetually on guard against sharp chaps in the City. A
-public-house, suggested by one of his old mates on the occasion of
-wetting it, was out of the question. There was tick, and long hours, and
-a sharp look-out, and all kinds of trouble, which a man with money would
-be a fool to encounter. Altogether, perhaps, Land seemed to be the
-thing: although there was no need to bother now, and plenty of time to
-turn things over, even if the matter were worth pondering at all, when
-it was so easy for a man to live on his means. After all, to take your
-boots off, and lie on the bed with a pipe and a pot and the paper was
-very comfortable, and you could always stroll out and meet a mate, or
-bring him in when so disposed.
-
-Of an evening the Albert Music Hall was close at hand, and the Queen's
-not very far away. And on Sundays and Saturday afternoons Bill would
-often take a turn down by the dock gates, or even in Victoria Park, or
-Mile End Waste, where there were speakers of all sorts. At the dock
-gates it was mostly Labor and Anarchy, but at the other places there was
-a fine variety; you could always be sure of a few minutes of
-Teetotalism, Evangelism, Atheism, Republicanism, Salvationism,
-Socialism, Anti-Vaccinationism, and Social Purity, with now and again
-some Mormonism or another curious exotic. Most of the speakers denounced
-something, and if the denunciations of one speaker were not sufficiently
-picturesque and lively, you passed on to the next. Indeed, you might
-always judge afar off where the best denouncing was going on by the size
-of the crowds, at least until the hat went round.
-
-It was at Mile End Waste that a good notion occurred to Bill Napper. He
-had always vastly admired the denunciations of one speaker--a little
-man, shabbier, if anything, than most of the others, and surpassingly
-tempestuous of antic. He was an unattached orator, not confining himself
-to any particular creed, but denouncing whatever seemed advisable,
-considering the audience and circumstances. He was always denouncing
-something somewhere, and was ever in a crisis that demanded the
-circulation of a hat. Bill esteemed this speaker for his versatility as
-well as for the freshness of his abuse, and Bill's sudden notion was to
-engage him for private addresses.
-
-The orator did not take kindly to the proposal at first, strongly
-suspecting something in the nature of "guy" or "kid"; but a serious
-assurance of a shilling for an occasional hour and the payment of one in
-advance brought him over. After this Squire Napper never troubled to go
-to Mile End Waste. He sat at ease in his parlor, with his pot on the
-piano, while the orator, with another pot on the mantelpiece, stood up
-and denounced to order. "Tip us the Teetotal an'
-Down-with-the-Public-'Ouse," Bill would request, and the orator (his
-name was Minns) would oblige in that line till most of the strong
-phrases had run out, and had begun to recur. Then Bill would say, "Now
-come the Rights o' Labor caper." Whereupon Minns would take a pull at
-the pot, and proceed to denounce Capital, Bill Napper applauding or
-groaning at the pauses provided for those purposes. And so on with
-whatever subjects appealed to the patron's fancy. It was a fancy that
-sometimes put the orator's invention to grievous straits; but for Bill
-the whole performance was peculiarly privileged and dignified. For to
-have an orator gesticulating and speechifying all to one's self, on
-one's own order and choice of subject, is a thing not given to all men.
-
-One day Minns turned up (not having been invited) with a friend. Bill
-did not take to the friend. He was a lank-jawed man with a shifty eye,
-who smiled as he spoke, and showed a top row of irregular and dirty
-teeth. This friend, Minns explained, was a journalist--a writer of
-newspapers; and between them they had an idea, which idea the friend set
-forth. Everybody, he said, who knew the history of Mr. Napper admired
-his sturdy independence and democratic simplicity. He was of the people
-and not ashamed of it. ("Well, no, I ain't proud," Bill interjected,
-wondering what was coming.) With all the advantages of wealth, he
-preferred to remain one of the people, living among them plainly,
-conforming to their simple habits, and sympathizing with their sorrows.
-("This chap," thought Bill, "wants to be took on to hold forth turn
-about with the other, and he's showing his capers; but I ain't on it.")
-It was the knowledge of these things, so greatly to Mr. Napper's honor,
-that had induced Minns and Minns's friend to place before him a means by
-which he might do the cause of toiling humanity a very great service. A
-new weekly paper was wanted--wanted very badly: a paper that should rear
-its head on behalf of the downtrodden toilers, and make its mighty voice
-heard with dread by the bloated circles of Class and Privilege. That
-paper would prove a marvellously paying investment to its proprietor,
-bringing him enormous profits every week. He would have a vast fortune
-in that paper alone, besides the glory and satisfaction of striking the
-great blow that should pave the way to the emancipation of the Masses
-and the destruction of the vile system of society whose whole and sole
-effect was the accumulation of wealth in the hands of the Grasping Few.
-Being professionally disengaged at present, he (the speaker), in
-conjunction with his friend Minns, had decided to give Mr. Napper the
-opportunity of becoming its proprietor.
-
-Bill was more than surprised: he was also a little bewildered. "What,"
-he said, after two draws of his pipe, "d'ye mean you want me to go in
-the printin' line?"
-
-That was not at all necessary. The printing would be done by contract.
-Mr. Napper would only have to find the money. The paper, with a couple
-of thousand pounds behind it--or even one thousand (Minns's friend read
-a difficulty in Bill's face)--would be established forever. Even five
-hundred would do, and many successful papers had been floated with no
-more than a couple of hundred or so. Suppose they said just a couple of
-hundred to go on with, till the paper found its legs and began to pay?
-How would that do?
-
-Bill Napper smoked a dozen whiffs. Then he said: "An' what should I 'ave
-to do with the two 'undred pound? Buy anythink?"
-
-Not directly that, the promoters explained. It would finance the
-thing--just finance it.
-
-"'Oo'd 'ave the money then?"
-
-That was perfectly simple. It would simply be handed over to Minns and
-his friend, and they would attend to all the details.
-
-Bill Napper continued to smoke. Then, beginning with a slight chuckle at
-the back of his throat, he said: "W'en I got my money, I went to a
-lawyer's for it. There was two lawyers--one layin' low. There was two
-fust-rate lawyers an' a lot o' clurks--City clurks--an' a bank an' all.
-An' they couldn't 'ave me, not for a single farden--not a farden, try
-an' fiddle as they would.... Well, arter that, it ain't much good _you_
-a-tryin' it on, is it?" And he chuckled again, louder.
-
-Minns was indignant, and Minns's friend was deeply hurt. Both protested.
-Bill Napper laughed aloud. "Awright, you'll do," he said; "you'll do. My
-'abits may be simple, but they ain't as simple as all that. Ha--ha!
-'Ere, 'ave a drink--you ain't done no 'arm, an' I ain't spiteful.
-Ha--ha!"
-
-
-It was on an evening a fortnight after this that, as Bill Napper lay,
-very full of beer and rather sleepy, on the bed--the rest of his
-household being out of doors--a ladder was quietly planted against the
-outer wall from the back-yard. Bill heard nothing until the window,
-already a little open, was slowly pushed up, and from the twilight
-outside a head and an arm plunged into the thicker darkness of the room,
-and a hand went feeling along the edge of the chest of drawers by the
-window. Bill rolled over on the bed, and reached from the floor one of a
-pair of heavy iron-set boots. Taking the toe in his right hand, and
-grasping the footrail of the bedstead with his left, he raised himself
-on his knees, and brought the boot-heel down heavily on the intruding
-head. There was a gasp, and the first breath of a yell, and head, arm,
-shoulders, and body vanished with a bump and a rattle. Bill Napper let
-the boot fall, dropped back on the bed, and took no further heed.
-
-Neither Minns nor his friend ever came back again, but for some time
-after, at Victoria Park, Minns, inciting an outraged populace to rise
-and sweep police and army from the earth, was able to point to an
-honorable scar on his own forehead, the proof and sign of a police
-bludgeoning at Tower Hill--or Trafalgar Square.
-
-
-V.
-
-Things went placidly on for near ten months. Many barrels of beer had
-come in full and been sent empty away. Also the missis had got a gold
-watch and divers new bonnets and gowns, some by gift from Bill, some by
-applying privily to the drawer. Her private collection of bottles, too,
-had been cleared out twice, and was respectable for the third time.
-Everybody was not friendly with her, and one bonnet had been torn off
-her head by a neighbor who disliked her airs.
-
-So it stood when, on a certain morning, Bill being minded to go out,
-found but two shillings in his pocket. He called upstairs to the missis,
-as was his custom in such a pass, asking her to fetch a sovereign or two
-when she came down; and as she was long in coming, he went up himself.
-The missis left the room hurriedly, and Bill, after raking out every
-corner of the drawer (which he himself had not opened for some time) saw
-not a single coin. The missis had no better explanation than that there
-must have been thieves in the house some time lately: a suggestion
-deprived of some value by the subsequent protest that Bill couldn't
-expect money to last forever, and that he had had the last three days
-ago. In the end there was a vehement row, and the missis was severely
-thumped.
-
-The thumping over, Bill Napper conceived a great idea. Perhaps after all
-the lawyers had done him by understating the amount his brother had
-left. It might well have been five hundred pounds--a thousand
-pounds--anything. Probably it was, and the lawyers had had the
-difference. Plainly, three hundred pounds was a suspiciously small sum
-to inherit from a well-to-do brother. He would go to the lawyers and
-demand the rest of his money. He would not reveal his purpose till he
-saw the lawyers face to face, and then he would make his demand
-suddenly, so that surprise and consternation should overwhelm and betray
-them. He would give them to understand that he had complete evidence of
-the whole swindle. In any case he could lose nothing. He went, after
-carefully preparing his part, and was turned out by a policeman.
-
-"After that," mused Squire Napper, going home, "I suppose I'd better see
-about getting a job at Allen's again. He can't but make me gaffer,
-considering I've been a man of property."
-
-
-
-
-"A POOR STICK."
-
-
-Mrs. Jennings (or Jinnins, as the neighbors would have it) ruled
-absolutely at home, when she took so much trouble as to do anything at
-all there--which was less often than might have been. As for Robert, her
-husband, he was a poor stick, said the neighbors. And yet he was a man
-with enough of hardihood to remain a non-unionist in the erector's shop
-at Maidment's all the years of his service; no mean test of a man's
-fortitude and resolution, as many a sufferer for independent opinion
-might testify. The truth was that Bob never grew out of his
-courtship-blindness. Mrs. Jennings governed as she pleased, stayed out
-or came home as she chose, and cooked a dinner or didn't, as her
-inclination stood. Thus it was for ten years, during which time there
-were no children, and Bob bore all things uncomplaining: cooking his own
-dinner when he found none cooked, and sewing on his own buttons. Then of
-a sudden came children, till in three years there were three; and Bob
-Jennings had to nurse and to wash them as often as not.
-
-Mrs. Jennings at this time was what is called rather a fine woman: a
-woman of large scale and full development; whose slatternly habit left
-her coarse black hair to tumble in snake-locks about her face and
-shoulders half the day; who, clad in half-hooked clothes, bore herself
-notoriously and unabashed in her fulness; and of whom ill things were
-said regarding the lodger. The gossips had their excuse. The lodger was
-an irregular young cabinetmaker, who lost quarters and halves and whole
-days; who had been seen abroad with his landlady, what time Bob Jennings
-was putting the children to bed at home; who on his frequent holidays
-brought in much beer, which he and the woman shared, while Bob was at
-work. To carry the tale to Bob would have been a thankless errand, for
-he would have none of anybody's sympathy, even in regard to miseries
-plain to his eye. But the thing got about in the workshop, and there his
-days were made bitter.
-
-At home things grew worse. To return at half-past five, and find the
-children still undressed, screaming, hungry, and dirty, was a matter of
-habit: to get them food, to wash them, to tend the cuts and bumps
-sustained through the day of neglect, before lighting a fire and
-getting tea for himself, were matters of daily duty. "Ah," he said to
-his sister, who came at intervals to say plain things about Mrs.
-Jennings, "you shouldn't go for to set a man agin 'is wife, Jin. Melier
-do'n' like work, I know, but that's nach'ral to 'er. She ought to
-married a swell 'stead o' me; she might 'a' done easy if she liked,
-bein' sich a fine gal; but she's good-'arted, is Melier; an' she can't
-'elp bein' a bit thoughtless." Whereat his sister called him a fool (it
-was her customary good-by at such times), and took herself off.
-
-Bob Jennings's intelligence was sufficient for his common needs, but it
-was never a vast intelligence. Now, under a daily burden of dull misery,
-it clouded and stooped. The base wit of the workshop he comprehended
-less, and realized more slowly, than before; and the gaffer cursed him
-for a sleepy dolt.
-
-Mrs. Jennings ceased from any pretence of housewifery, and would
-sometimes sit--perchance not quite sober--while Bob washed the children
-in the evening, opening her mouth only to express her contempt for him
-and his establishment, and to make him understand that she was sick of
-both. Once, exasperated by his quietness, she struck at him; and for a
-moment he was another man. "Don't do that, Melier," he said, "else I
-might forget myself." His manner surprised his wife: and it was such
-that she never did do that again.
-
-So was Bob Jennings: without a friend in the world, except his sister,
-who chid him, and the children, who squalled at him: when his wife
-vanished with the lodger, the clock, a shade of wax flowers, Bob's best
-boots (which fitted the lodger), and his silver watch. Bob had returned,
-as usual, to the dirt and the children, and it was only when he struck a
-light that he found the clock was gone. "Mummy tooked ve t'ock," said
-Milly, the eldest child, who had followed him in from the door, and now
-gravely observed his movements. "She tooked ve t'ock an' went ta-ta. An'
-she tooked ve fyowers."
-
-Bob lit the paraffin lamp with the green glass reservoir, and carried it
-and its evil smell about the house. Some things had been turned over and
-others had gone, plainly. All Melier's clothes were gone. The lodger was
-not in, and under his bedroom window, where his box had stood, there was
-naught but an oblong patch of conspicuously clean wall-paper. In a
-muddle of doubt and perplexity, Bob found himself at the front door,
-staring up and down the street. Divers women-neighbors stood at their
-doors, and eyed him curiously; for Mrs. Webster, moralist, opposite, had
-not watched the day's proceedings (nor those of many other days) for
-nothing, nor had she kept her story to herself.
-
-He turned back into the house, a vague notion of what had befallen
-percolating feebly through his bewilderment. "I dunno--I dunno," he
-faltered, rubbing his ear. His mouth was dry, and he moved his lips
-uneasily, as he gazed with aimless looks about the walls and ceiling.
-Presently his eyes rested on the child, and "Milly," he said decisively,
-"come an' 'ave yer face washed."
-
-He put the children to bed early, and went out. In the morning, when his
-sister came, because she had heard the news in common with everybody
-else, he had not returned. Bob Jennings had never lost more than two
-quarters in his life, but he was not seen at the workshop all this day.
-His sister stayed in the house, and in the evening, at his regular
-homing-time, he appeared, haggard and dusty, and began his preparations
-for washing the children. When he was made to understand that they had
-been already attended to, he looked doubtful and troubled for a moment.
-Presently he said: "I ain't found 'er yet, Jin; I was in 'opes she might
-'a' bin back by this. I--I don't expect she'll be very long. She was
-alwis a bit larky, was Melier; but very good-'arted."
-
-His sister had prepared a strenuous lecture on the theme of "I told you
-so"; but the man was so broken, so meek, and so plainly unhinged in his
-faculties, that she suppressed it. Instead she gave him comfortable
-talk, and made him promise in the end to sleep that night, and take up
-his customary work in the morning.
-
-He did these things, and could have worked placidly enough had he been
-alone; but the tale had reached the workshop, and there was no lack of
-brutish chaff to disorder him. This the decenter men would have no part
-in, and even protested against. But the ill-conditioned kept their way,
-till, at the cry of "Bell O!" when all were starting for dinner, one of
-the worst shouted the cruellest gibe of all. Bob Jennings turned on him
-and knocked him over a scrapheap.
-
-A shout went up from the hurrying workmen, with a chorus of "Serve ye
-right," and the fallen joker found himself awkwardly confronted by the
-shop bruiser. But Bob had turned to a corner, and buried his eyes in the
-bend of his arm, while his shoulders heaved and shook.
-
-He slunk away home, and stayed there: walking restlessly to and fro, and
-often peeping down the street from the window. When, at twilight, his
-sister came again, he had become almost cheerful, and said with some
-briskness, "I'm a-goin' to meet 'er, Jin, at seven. I know where she'll
-be waitin'."
-
-He went upstairs, and after a little while came down again in his best
-black coat, carefully smoothing a tall hat of obsolete shape with his
-pocket-handkerchief. "I ain't wore it for years," he said. "I ought to
-'a' wore it--it might 'a' pleased 'er. She used to say she wouldn't walk
-with me in no other--when I used to meet 'er in the evenin', at seven
-o'clock." He brushed assiduously, and put the hat on. "I'd better 'ave a
-shave round the corner as I go along," he added, fingering his stubbly
-chin.
-
-He received as one not comprehending his sister's persuasion to remain
-at home; but when he went she followed at a little distance. After his
-penny shave he made for the main road, where company-keeping couples
-walked up and down all evening. He stopped at a church, and began pacing
-slowly to and fro before it, eagerly looking out each way as he went.
-
-His sister watched him for nearly half an hour, and then went home. In
-two hours more she came back with her husband. Bob was still there,
-walking to and fro.
-
-"'Ullo, Bob," said his brother-in-law; "come along 'ome an' get to bed,
-there's a good chap. You'll be awright in the mornin'."
-
-"She ain't turned up," Bob complained, "or else I've missed 'er. This is
-the reg'lar place--where I alwis used to meet 'er. But she'll come
-to-morrer. She used to leave me in the lurch sometimes, bein' nach'rally
-larky. But very good-'arted, mindjer; very good-'arted."
-
-She did not come the next evening, nor the next, nor the evening after,
-nor the one after that. But Bob Jennings, howbeit depressed and anxious,
-was always confident. "Somethink's prevented 'er to-night," he would
-say, "but she'll come to-morrer.... I'll buy a blue tie to-morrer--she
-used to like me in a blue tie. I won't miss 'er to-morrer. I'll come a
-little earlier."
-
-So it went. The black coat grew ragged in the service, and hobbledehoys,
-finding him safe sport, smashed the tall hat over his eyes time after
-time. He wept over the hat, and straightened it as best he might. Was
-she coming? Night after night, and night and night. But to-morrow....
-
-
-
-
-A CONVERSION.
-
-
-There are some poor criminals that never have a chance: circumstances
-are against them from the first, as they explain, with tears, to
-sympathetic mission-readers. Circumstances had always been against
-Scuddy Lond, the gun. The word gun, it may be explained, is a friendly
-synonym for thief.
-
-His first name was properly James, but that had been long forgotten.
-"Scuddy" meant nothing in particular, was derived from nothing, and was
-not, apparently, the invention of any distinct person. Still, it was
-commonly his only name, and most of his acquaintances had also nicknames
-of similarly vague origin. Scuddy was a man of fine feelings, capable of
-a most creditable hour of rapturous misery after hearing, perhaps at a
-sing-song, "Put Me in my Little Bed," or any other ditty that was rank
-enough in sentiment: wherefore the mission-readers never really
-despaired of him. He was a small, shabby man of twenty-six, but looking
-younger; with a runaway chin, a sharp yellow face, and tremulously sly
-eyes; with but faint traces of hair on his face, he had a great deal of
-it, straight and ragged and dirty, on his head.
-
-Scuddy Lond's misfortunes began early. Temptation had prevailed against
-him when he was at school, but that was nothing. He became errand boy in
-a grocer's shop, and complications with the till brought him, a howling
-penitent, to the police court. Here, while his mother hid her head in
-the waiting-room, he set forth the villainy of older boys who had
-prompted him to sin, and got away with no worse than a lecture on the
-evils of bad company. So that a philanthropist found him a better
-situation at a distance, where the evil influence could no longer move
-him. Here he stayed a good while--longer than some who had been there
-before him, but who had to leave because of vanishing postal orders.
-Nevertheless, the postal orders still went, and in the end he confessed
-to another magistrate, and fervently promised to lead a better life if
-his false start were only forgiven. Betting, he protested, was this time
-the author of his fall; and as that pernicious institution was clearly
-to blame for the unhappy young man's ruin, the lamenting magistrate let
-him off with a simple month in consideration of his misfortune and the
-intercession of his employer, who had never heard of the grocer and his
-till.
-
-After his month Scuddy went regularly into business as a lob-crawler:
-that is to say, he returned to his first love, the till: not narrowly to
-any individual till, but broad-mindedly to the till as a general
-institution, to be approached in unattended shops by stealthy grovelling
-on the belly. This he did until he perceived the greater security and
-comfort of waiting without while a small boy did the actual work within.
-From this, and with this, he ventured on peter-claiming: laying hands
-nonchalantly on unconsidered parcels and bags at railway stations, until
-a day when, bearing a fat portmanteau, he ran against its owner by the
-door of a refreshment bar. This time the responsibility lay with Drink.
-Strong Drink, he declared, with deep emotion, had been his ruin; he
-dated his downfall from the day when a false friend persuaded him to
-take a Social Glass; he would still have been an honest, upright,
-self-respecting young man but for the Cursed Drink. From that moment he
-would never touch it more. The case was met with three months with hard
-labor, and for all that Scuddy Lond had so clearly pointed out the
-culpability of Drink, he had to do the drag himself. But the
-mission-readers were comforted: for clearly there was hope for one whose
-eyes were so fully opened to the causes of his degradation.
-
-After the drag, Scuddy for long made a comfortable living, free from
-injurious overwork, in the several branches of lob-crawling and
-peter-claiming, with an occasional deviation into parlor-jumping. It is
-true that this last _did_ sometimes involve unpleasant exertion when the
-window was high and the boy heavy to bunk up; and it was necessary, at
-times, to run. But Scuddy was out of work, and hunger drove him to
-anything, so long as it was light and not too risky. And it is
-marvellous to reflect how much may be picked up in the streets and at
-the side-doors of London and the suburbs without danger or vulgar
-violence. And so Scuddy's life went on, with occasional misfortunes in
-the way of a moon, or another drag, or perhaps a sixer. And the
-mission-readers never despaired, because the real cause was always
-hunger, or thirst, or betting, or a sudden temptation, or something
-quite exceptional--never anything like real, hardened, unblushing
-wickedness; and the man himself was always truly penitent. He made such
-touching references to his innocent childhood, and was so grateful for
-good advice or anything else you might give him.
-
-One bold attempt Scuddy made to realize his desire for better things. He
-resolved to depart from his evil ways and to become a nark--a copper's
-nark--which is a police spy, or informer. The work was not hard, there
-was no imprisonment, and he would make amends for the past. But hardly
-had he begun his narking when some of the Kate Street mob dropped on him
-in Brick Lane, and bashed him full sore. This would never do: so once
-more implacable circumstance drove him to his old courses. And there was
-this added discomfort: that no boy would parlor-jump nor dip the lob for
-him. Indeed they bawled aloud, "Yah, Scuddy Lond the copper's nark!" So
-that the hand of all Flower and Dean Street was against him. Scuddy grew
-very sad.
-
-These and other matters were heavy upon his heart on an evening when,
-with nothing in his pockets but the piece of coal that he carried for
-luck, he turned aimlessly up Baker's Row. Things were very bad: it was
-as though the whole world knew him--and watched. Shopkeepers stood
-frowningly at their doors. People sat defiantly on piles of luggage at
-the railway stations, and there was never a peter to touch for. All the
-areas were empty, and there were no side-doors left unguarded, where,
-failing the more desirable wedge, one might claim a pair or two of
-daisies put out for cleaning. All the hundred trifling things that
-commonly come freely to hand in a mile or two of streets were somehow
-swept out of the world's economy; and Scuddy tramped into Baker's Row
-in melting mood. Why were things so hard for some and so easy for
-others? It was not as though he were to blame--he, a man of feeling and
-sentiment. Why were others living comfortable lives unvexed of any dread
-of the police? And apart from that, why did other gonophs get lucky
-touches for half a century of quids at a time, while he!... But there:
-the world was one brutal oppression, and he was its most pitiable
-victim; and he slunk along, dank with the pathos of things.
-
-At a corner a group was standing about a woman, whose voice was uplifted
-to a man's accompaniment on a stand-accordion. Scuddy listened. She
-sang, with a harsh tremble:--
-
-
- "An' sang a song of 'ome, sweet 'ome,
- The song that reached my 'art.
- 'Ome, 'ome, sweet, sweet 'ome,
- She sang the song of 'ome, sweet 'ome,
- The song that reached my 'art."
-
-
-Here, indeed, was something in tune with Scuddy's fine feelings. He
-looked up. From the darkening sky the evening star winked through the
-smoke from a factory chimney. From anear came an exquisite scent of
-saveloys. Plaintive influences all. He tried to think of 'ome
-himself--of 'ome strictly in the abstract, so that it might reach his
-'art. He stood for some minutes torpid and mindless, oozing with
-sentiment: till the song ended, and he went on. Fine feelings--fine.
-
-He crossed the road, and took a turning. A lame old woman sat in a
-recess selling trotters, where a dark passage led back to a
-mission-hall. About the opening a man hovered--fervent, watchful--and
-darted forth on passers-by. He laid his hand on Scuddy's shoulder, and
-said: "My dear friend, will you come in an' 'ear the word of the Lord
-Jesus Christ?"
-
-Scuddy turned: the sound of an harmonium and many strenuous voices came
-faintly down the passage. It was his mood. Why not give his fine
-feelings another little run? He would: he would go in.
-
-"Trotters!" quavered the lame old woman, looking up wistfully. "Two a
-penny! Two a penny!" But no: he went up the passage, and she turned
-patiently to her board.
-
-Along the passage the singing grew louder, and burst on his ears
-unchecked as he pushed open the door at the end:--
-
-
- "'Oosoever will, 'oosoever will,
- Send the proclamation over vale an' 'ill;
- 'Tis a lovin' Father calls the wand'rer 'ome,
- 'Oosoever will may come!"
-
-
-A man by the door knew him at once for a stranger, and found him a seat.
-The hymn went quavering to an end, and the preacher in charge, a small,
-bright-eyed man with rebellious hair and a surprisingly deep voice,
-announced that Brother Spyers would offer a prayer.
-
-The man prayed with his every faculty. He was a sturdy, red-necked
-artisan, great of hand and wiry of beard: a smith, perhaps, or a
-bricklayer. He spread his arms wide, and, his head thrown back, brought
-forth, with passion and pain, his fervid, disordered sentences. As he
-went on, his throat swelled and convulsed in desperate knots, and the
-sweat hung thick on his face. He called for grace, that every unsaved
-soul there might come to the fold and believe that night. Or if not all,
-then some--even a few. That at least one, only one, poor soul might be
-plucked as a brand from the burning. And as he flung together, with
-clumsy travail, his endless, formless, unconsidered vehemences of
-uttermost Cockney, the man stood transfigured, admirable.
-
-From here and there came deep amens. Then more, with gasps, groans, and
-sobs. Scuddy Lond, carried away luxuriously on a tide of grievous
-sensation, groaned with the others. The prayer ended in a chorus of
-ejaculations. Then there was a hymn. Somebody stuffed an open hymn-book
-into Scuddy's hand, but he scarce saw it. Abandoning himself to the
-mesmeric influence of the many who were singing about him, he plunged
-and revelled in a debauch of emotion. He heard, he even joined in; but
-understood nothing, for his feelings filled him to overflowing.
-
-
- "I 'ave a robe: 'tis resplendent in w'iteness,
- Awaitin' in glory my wonderin' view:
- Oh, w'en I receive it, all shinin' in brightness,
- Dear friend, could I see you receivin' one too!
- For you I am prayin'! For you I am prayin'!
- For you I am prayin', I'm prayin' for you."
-
-
-The hymn ceased; all sat down, and the preacher began his discourse:
-quietly at first, and then, though in a different way, with all the
-choking fervor of the man who had prayed. For the preacher was fluent as
-well as zealous, and his words, except when emotion stayed them, poured
-in a torrent. He preached faith--salvation in faith--declaiming,
-beseeching, commanding. "Come--come! Now is the appointed time! Only
-believe--only come! Only--only come!" To impassioned, broken entreaty he
-added sudden command and the menace of eternity, but broke away
-pitifully again in urgent pleadings, pantings, gasps; pointing above,
-spreading his arms abroad, stretching them forth imploringly. Come, only
-come!
-
-Sobs broke out in more than one place. A woman bowed her head and
-rocked, while her shoulders shook again. Brother Spyers's face was
-alight with joy. A tremor, a throe of the senses, ran through the
-assembly as through a single body.
-
-The preacher, nearing his peroration, rose to a last frenzy of
-adjuration. Then, ending in a steadier key, he summoned any to stand
-forth who had found grace that night.
-
-His bright, strenuous eyes were on the sobbers, charging them, drawing
-them. First rose the woman who had bowed her head. Her face uncovered
-but distorted and twitching, still weeping but rapt and unashamed, she
-tottered out between the seats, and sank at last on the vacant form in
-front. Next a child, a little maid of ten, lank-legged and outgrown of
-her short skirts, her eyes squeezed down on a tight knot of
-pocket-handkerchief, crying wildly, broken-heartedly, sobbed and
-blundered over seat-corners and toes, and sat down, forlorn and
-solitary, at the other end of the form. And after her came Scuddy Lond.
-
-Why, he knew not--nor cared. In the full enjoyment of a surfeit of
-indefinite emotion, tearful, rapturous, he had accepted the command put
-on him by the preacher, and he had come forth, walking on clouds,
-regenerate, compact of fine feelings. There was a short prayer of
-thanks, and then a final hymn:--
-
-
- "Ring the bells of 'eaven, there is joy to-day,
- For a soul returnin' from the wild!"
-
-
-Scuddy felt a curious equable lightness of spirits--a serene
-cheerfulness. His emotional orgasm was spent, and in its place was a
-numb calm, pleasant enough.
-
-
- "Glory! glory! 'ow the angels sing--
- Glory! glory! 'ow the loud 'arps ring!
- 'Tis the ransomed army, like a mighty sea,
- Pealin' forth the anthem of the free!"
-
-
-The service ended. The congregation trooped forth into the evening; but
-Scuddy sat where he was, for the preacher wanted a few words with his
-converts ere he would let them go. He shook hands with Scuddy Lond, and
-spoke with grave, smiling confidence about his soul. Brother Spyers also
-shook hands with him and bespoke his return on Sunday.
-
-In the cool air of the empty passage, Scuddy's ordinary faculties began
-to assert themselves; still in an atmosphere of calm cheer. Fine
-feelings--fine. And as he turned the piece of coal in his pocket, he
-reflected that, after all, the day had not been altogether unlucky--not
-in every sense a blank. Emerging into the street, he saw that the lame
-old woman, who was almost alone in view, had risen on her crutch and
-turned her back to roll her white cloth over her remaining trotters. On
-the ledge behind stood her little pile of coppers, just reckoned. Scuddy
-Lond's practised eye took the case in a flash. With two long tip-toed
-steps he reached the coppers, lifted them silently, and hurried away up
-the street. He did not run, for the woman was lame and had not heard
-him. No: decidedly the day had not been blank. For here was a hot
-supper.
-
-
-
-
-"ALL THAT MESSUAGE."
-
-
-I.
-
-"All that messuage dwelling-house and premises now standing on part of
-the said parcel of ground" was the phrase in the assignment of lease,
-although it only meant Number Twenty-seven Mulberry Street, Old Ford,
-containing five rooms and a wash-house, and sharing a dirty front wall
-with the rest of the street on the same side. The phrase was a very fine
-one, and, with others more intricate, lent not a little to the triumph
-and the perplexity the transaction filled old Jack Randall withal. The
-business was a conjunction of purchase and mortgage, whereby old Jack
-Randall, having thirty pounds of his own, had, after half-an-hour of
-helpless stupefaction in a solicitor's office in Cornhill, bought a
-house for two hundred and twenty pounds, and paid ten pounds for stamps
-and lawyer's fees. The remaining two hundred pounds had been furnished
-by the Indubitable Perpetual Building Society, on the security of a
-mortgage; and the loan, with its interest, was to be repaid in monthly
-instalments of two pounds and fourpence during twelve years. Thus old
-Jack Randall designed to provide for the wants and infirmities of age;
-and the outright purchase, he argued, was a thing of mighty easy
-accomplishment. For the house let at nine shillings a week, which was
-twenty-three pounds eight shillings a year; and the mortgage
-instalments, with the ground rent of three pounds a year, only came to
-twenty-seven pounds four, leaving a difference of three pounds sixteen,
-which would be more than covered by a saving of eighteenpence a week:
-certainly not a difficult saving for a man with a regular job and no
-young family, who had put by thirty pounds in little more than three
-years. Thus on many evenings old Jack Randall and his wife would figure
-out the thing, wholly forgetting rates and taxes and repairs.
-
-Old Jack stood on the pavement of Cornhill, and stared at the traffic.
-When he remembered that Mrs. Randall was by his side, he said, "Well,
-mother, we done it;" and his wife replied, "Yus, fa', you're a lan'lord
-now." Hereat he chuckled and began to walk eastward. For to be a
-landlord is the ultimate dignity. There is no trouble, no anxiety in the
-world if you are a landlord; and there is no work. You just walk round
-on Monday mornings (or maybe you even drive in a trap), and you collect
-your rents: eight and six, or nine shillings, or ten shillings, as the
-case may be. And there you are! It is better than shopkeeping, because
-the money comes by itself; and it is infinitely more genteel. Also, it
-is better than having money in a bank and drawing interest; because the
-house cannot run away as is the manner of directors, nor dissolve into
-nothingness as is the way of banks. And here was he, Jack Randall,
-walking down Leadenhall Street a landlord. He mounted a tram-car at
-Aldgate, and all things were real.
-
-
-II.
-
-Old Jack had always been old Jack since at fourteen young Jack had come
-'prentice in the same engine-turner's shop. Young Jack was a married man
-himself now, at another shop; and old Jack was near fifty, and had set
-himself toward thrift. All along Whitechapel Road, Mile End Road, and
-Bow Road he considered the shops and houses from the tram-roof, madly
-estimating rents and values. Near Bow Road end he and his wife alighted,
-and went inspecting Twenty-seven Mulberry Street once more. Old Jack
-remarked that the scraper was of a different shape from that he had
-carried in his mind since their last examination; and he mentioned it to
-Mrs. Randall, who considered the scraper of fact rather better than the
-scraper of memory. They walked to and fro several times, judging the
-door and three windows from each side of the street, and in the end they
-knocked, with a purpose of reporting the completed purchase. But the
-tenant's wife, peeping from behind a blind, and seeing only the people
-who had already come spying about the house some two or three times,
-retired to the back and went on with her weekly washing.
-
-They waited a little, repeated the knock, and then went away. The whole
-day was "off," and a stroll in the Tower Hamlets Cemetery was decided
-on. Victoria Park was as near, but was not in the direction of home.
-Moreover, there was less interest for Mrs. Randall in Victoria Park,
-because there were no funerals. In the cemetery, Mrs. Randall solaced
-herself and old Jack with the more sentimental among the inscriptions.
-In the poor part, whose miscellaneous graves are marked by mounds alone,
-they stopped to look at a very cheap funeral.
-
-"Lor', Jack," Mrs. Randall said under her breath with a nudge, "wot a
-common caufin! Why, the body's very nigh a-droppin' through the
-bottom!" The thin under-board had, in fact, a bulge. "Pore chap! ain't
-it shockin'!"
-
-The ignominy of a funeral with no feathers was a thing accepted of
-course, but the horror of a cheap coffin they had never realized till
-now. They turned away. In the main path they met the turgid funeral of a
-Bow Road bookmaker. After the dozen mourning coaches there were cars and
-pony traps, and behind these came a fag-end of carts and donkey-barrows.
-Ahead of all was the glazed hearse, with attendants in weepers, and by
-it, full of the pride of artistry, walked the undertaker himself.
-
-"Now that," said old Jack, "is somethin' like a caufin." (It was heavy
-and polished and beset with bright fittings.) "Ah," sighed his missis,
-"ain't it lovely!"
-
-The hearse drew up at the chapel door, where the undertaker turned to
-the right-about and placidly surveyed the movements of his forces. Mrs.
-Randall murmured again: "Lovely--lovely!" and kept her eyes on the
-coffin. Then she edged gently up to the undertaker, and whispered, "What
-would that kind o' caufin be called, mister?"
-
-The undertaker looked at her from the sides of his eyes, and answered
-briskly, "Two-inch polished oak solid extry brass fittin's." Mrs.
-Randall returned to old Jack's side and repeated the words. "That must
-cost a lot," she said. "What a thing, though, to be certain you won't be
-buried in a trumpery box like that other! Ah, it's well to be rich."
-
-Old Jack gazed on the coffin, and thought. Surely a landlord, if
-anybody, was entitled to indulge in an expensive coffin? All day he had
-nursed a fancy that some small indulgence, something a little heavier
-than usual in the matter of expense, would be proper to celebrate the
-occasion. But he reflected that his savings were gone and his pockets no
-fuller than had always been their Wednesday wont: though, of course, in
-that matter the future would be different. The bearers carried the
-coffin into the chapel, and Mrs. Randall turned away among the graves.
-Old Jack put his hands in his pockets, and, looking at the ground, said:
-"That was a nobby caufin, mother, wasn't it?" Whereunto Mrs. Randall
-murmured: "Lovely--lovely!" yet again.
-
-Old Jack walked a little further, and asked, "Two-inch polished oak, 'e
-said, didn't 'e?"
-
-"Solid, an' extry brass fittin's; beautiful!"
-
-"I'll remember it. That's what you shall 'ave if it 'appens you go fust.
-There!" And old Jack sat on the guard-chain of a flowery grave with the
-air of one giving a handsome order.
-
-"Me? Git out! Look at the expense."
-
-"Matter o' circumstances. Look at Jenkins's Gardens. Jenkins was a
-bench-'and at the Limited; got 'is 'ouses one under another through
-building s'ieties. That there caufin 'ud be none too dear for _'im_.
-We're beginnin'; an' I promise you that same, if you'd like it."
-
-"Like it!" the missis ejaculated. "Course I should. Wouldn't you?"
-
-"Wy, yus. Any one 'ud prefer somethin' a bit nobby; an' thick."
-
-And the missis reciprocated old Jack's promise, in case he died first:
-if a two-inch polished oak solid could be got for everything she had to
-offer. And, tea-time approaching, they made well pleased for home.
-
-
-III.
-
-In two days old Jack was known as a landlord all about. On the third
-day, which was Saturday, young Jack called to borrow half a sovereign,
-but succeeded only to the extent of five shillings: work was slack with
-him, and three days of it was all he had had that week. This had
-happened before, and he had got on as best he could; but now, with a
-father buying house-property, it was absurd to economize for lack of
-half a sovereign. When he brought the five shillings home, his wife
-asked why he had not thrown them at his father's head: a course of
-procedure which, young Jack confessed, had never occurred to his mind.
-"Stingy old 'unks!" she scolded. "A-goin' about buyin' 'ouses, an' won't
-lend 'is own son ten shillin's! Much good may all 'is money do 'im with
-'is 'ateful mean ways!" This was the beginning of old Jack's
-estrangement from his relatives. For young Jack's missis expressed her
-opinion in other places, and young Jack was soon ready to share it:
-rigidly abstaining from another attempt at a loan, though he never
-repaid the five shillings.
-
-In the course of the succeeding week two of his shopmates took old Jack
-aside at different times to explain that the loan of a pound or two
-would make the greatest imaginable difference to the whole course of
-their future lives, while the temporary absence of the money would be
-imperceptible to a capitalist like himself. When he roundly declared
-that he had as few loose sovereigns as themselves, he was set down as an
-uncommon liar as well as a wretched old miser. This was the beginning of
-old Jack's unpopularity in the workshop.
-
-
-IV.
-
-He took a half-day off to receive the first week's rent in state, and
-Mrs. Randall went with him. He showed his written authority from the
-last landlord, and the tenant's wife paid over the sum of nine
-shillings, giving him at the same time the rent-book to sign and a slip
-of written paper. This last was a week's notice to terminate the
-tenancy.
-
-"We're very well satisfied with the 'ouse," the tenant's wife said (she
-was a painfully clean, angular woman, with a notable flavor of yellow
-soap and scrubbing-brush about her), "but my 'usband finds it too far to
-get to an' from Albert Docks mornin' and night. So we're goin' to West
-'Am." And she politely ejected her visitors by opening the door and
-crowding them through it.
-
-The want of a tenant was a contingency that old Jack had never
-contemplated. As long as it lasted it would necessitate the setting by
-of ten and sixpence a week for the building society payments and the
-ground-rent. This was serious: it meant knocking off some of the
-butcher's meat, all the beer and tobacco, and perhaps a little firing.
-Old Jack resolved to waste no more half-days in collecting, but to send
-his missis. On the following Monday, therefore, while the tenant's wife
-kept a sharp eye on the man who was piling a greengrocer's van with
-chairs and tables, Mrs. Randall fixed a "To Let" bill in the front
-window. In the leaves of the rent-book she found another thing of
-chagrin: to wit, a notice demanding payment of poor, highway, and
-general rates to the amount of one pound eighteen and sevenpence. Now,
-no thought of rates and taxes had ever vexed the soul of old Jack. Of
-course, he might have known that his own landlord paid the rates for his
-house; but, indeed, he had never once thought of the thing, being
-content with faithfully paying the rent, and troubling no more about it.
-That night was one of dismal wakefulness for old Jack and his missis. If
-he had understood the transaction at the lawyer's office, he would have
-known that a large proportion of the sum due had been allowed him in the
-final adjustment of payment to the day; and if he had known something of
-the ways of rate-collecting, he would have understood that payment was
-not expected for at least a month. As it was, the glories of
-lease-possession grew dim in his eyes, and a landlord seemed a poor
-creature, spending his substance to keep roofs over the heads of
-strangers.
-
-
-V.
-
-On Wednesday afternoon a man called about taking the house, and returned
-in the evening, when old Jack was home. He was a large-featured,
-quick-eyed man, with a loud, harsh voice and a self-assertive manner.
-Quickly old Jack recognized him as a speaker he had heard at certain
-street-corners: a man who was secretary, or delegate, or that sort of
-thing, to something that old Jack had forgotten.
-
-He began with the announcement, "I am Joe Parsons," delivered with a
-stare for emphasis, and followed by a pause to permit assimilation.
-
-Old Jack had some recollection of the name, but it was indefinite. He
-wondered whether or not he should address the man as "sir," considering
-the street speeches, and the evident importance of the name. But then,
-after all, he was a landlord himself. So he only said, "Yus?"
-
-"I am Joe Parsons," the man repeated; "and I'm looking for a 'ouse."
-
-There was another pause, which lasted till old Jack felt obliged to say
-something. So he said, "Yus?" again.
-
-"I'm looking for a 'ouse," the man repeated, "and, if we can arrange
-things satisfactory, I might take yours."
-
-Mr. Joe Parsons was far above haggling about the rent, but he had
-certain ideas as to painting and repairs that looked expensive. In the
-end old Jack promised the paint a touch-up, privily resolving to do the
-work himself in his evenings. And on the whole, Mr. Joe Parsons was
-wonderfully easy to come to terms with, considering his eminent public
-character. And anything in the nature of a reference in his case would
-have been absurd. As himself observed, his name was enough for that.
-
-
-VI.
-
-Old Jack did the painting, and the new tenant took possession. When Mrs.
-Randall called for the first week a draggle-tailed little woman with a
-black eye meekly informed her that Mr. Parsons was not at home, and had
-left no money nor any message as to the rent. This was awkward, because
-the first building society instalment would be due before next
-rent-day--to say nothing of the rates. But it would never do to offend
-Mr. Parsons. So the money was scraped together by heroic means (the
-missis produced an unsuspected twelve and sixpence from a gallipot on
-the kitchen dresser), and the first instalment was paid.
-
-Mrs. Randall called twice at Mulberry Street next rent-day, but nobody
-answered her knocks. Old Jack, possessed by a misty notion, born of use,
-that rent was constitutionally demandable only on Monday morning, called
-no more for a week. But on Thursday evening a stout little stranger,
-with a bald head which he wiped continually, came to the Randalls to ask
-if the tenant of Twenty-seven Mulberry Street was Mr. Joe Parsons.
-Assured that it was, he nodded, said, "Thanks! that's all," wiped his
-head again, and started to go. Then he paused, and "Pay his rent
-regular?" he asked. Old Jack hesitated. "Ah, thought so," said the
-little stranger. "He's a wrong 'un. _I've_ got a bit o' paper for 'im."
-And he clapped on his hat with the handkerchief in it and vanished.
-
-
-VII.
-
-Old Jack felt unhappy, for a landlord. He and the missis reproached
-themselves for not asking the little stranger certain questions; but he
-had gone. Next Monday morning old Jack took another half-day, and went
-to Mulberry Street himself. From appearances, he assured himself that a
-belief, entertained by his missis, that the upper part of his house was
-being sublet, was well founded. He watched awhile from a corner, until a
-dirty child kicked at the door, and it was opened. Then he went across
-and found the draggle-tailed woman who had answered Mrs. Randall before,
-in every respect the same to look at, except that not one eye was black
-but two. Old Jack, with some abruptness, demanded his rent of her,
-addressing her as Mrs. Parsons. Without disclaiming the name, she
-pleaded with meek uneasiness that Mr. Parsons really wasn't at home, and
-she didn't know when to expect him. At last, finding this ineffectual,
-she produced four and sixpence: begging him with increasing agitation to
-take that on account and call again.
-
-Old Jack took the money, and called again at seven. Custom or law or
-what-not, he would wait for no Monday morning now. The door was open,
-and a group of listening children stood about it. From within came a
-noise of knocks and thuds and curses--sometimes a gurgle. Old Jack asked
-a small boy, whose position in the passage betokened residence, what was
-going forward. "It's the man downstairs," said the boy, "a-givin' of it
-to 'is wife for payin' awy the lodgers' rent."
-
-At this moment Mr. Joe Parsons appeared in the passage. The children,
-who had once or twice commented in shouts, dispersed. "I've come for my
-rent," said old Jack.
-
-Mr. Joe Parsons saw no retreat. So he said, "Rent? Ain't you 'ad it? I
-don't bother about things in the 'ouse. Come again when my wife's in."
-
-"She is in," rejoined old Jack, "an' you've been a-landin' of 'er for
-payin' me what little she 'as. Come, you pay me what you owe me, and
-take a week's notice now. I want my house kep' respectable."
-
-Mr. Joe Parsons had no other shift. "You be damned," he said. "Git out."
-
-"What?" gasped old Jack--for to tell a landlord to get out of his own
-house!... "What?"
-
-"Why git out? Y' ought to know better than comin' 'ere askin' for money
-you ain't earnt."
-
-"Ain't earnt? What d'ye mean?"
-
-"What I say. Y' ain't earnt it. It's you blasted lan'lords as sucks the
-blood o' the workers. You go an' work for your money."
-
-Old Jack was confounded. "Why--what--how d'ye think I can pay the rates,
-an' everythink?"
-
-"I don't care. You'll _'ave_ to pay 'em, an' I wish they was 'igher.
-They ought to be the same as the rent, an' that 'ud do away with fellers
-like you. Go on: you do your damdest an' get your rent best way you
-can."
-
-"But what about upstairs? You're lettin' it out an' takin' the rent
-there. I--"
-
-"That's none o' your business. Git out, will ye?" They had gradually
-worked over the doorstep, and Randall was on the pavement. "I sha'n't
-pay, an' I sha'n't go, an' ye can do what ye like; so it's no good your
-stoppin'--unless you want to fight. Eh--do ye?" And Mr. Parsons put a
-foot over the threshold.
-
-Old Jack had not fought for many years. It was low. For a landlord
-outside his own house it was, indeed, disgraceful. But it was quite dark
-now, and there was scarcely a soul in the street. Perhaps nobody would
-know, and this man deserved something for himself. He looked up the
-street again, and then, "Well, I ain't so young as I was," he said, "but
-I won't disappoint ye. Come on."
-
-Mr. Joe Parsons stepped within and slammed the door.
-
-
-VIII.
-
-Old Jack went home less happy than ever. He had no notion what to do.
-Difficulties of private life were often discussed and argued out in the
-workshop, but there he had become too unpopular to ask for anything in
-the nature of sympathy or advice. Not only would he lend no money, but
-he refused to stand treat on rent days. Also, there was a collection on
-behalf of men on strike at another factory, to which he gave nothing;
-and he had expressed the strongest disapproval of an extension of that
-strike, and his own intention to continue working if it happened. For
-what would become of all his plans and his savings if his wages ceased?
-Wherefore there was no other man in the shop so unpopular as old Jack,
-and in a workshop unpopularity is a bad thing.
-
-He called on a professional rent-receiver and seller-up. This man knew
-Mr. Joe Parsons very well. He never had furniture upon which a
-profitable distress might be levied. But if he took lodgers, and they
-were quiet people, something might be got out of them--if the job were
-made worth while. But this was not at all what old Jack wanted.
-
-Soon after it occurred to him to ask advice of the secretary of the
-building society. This was a superficial young man, an auctioneer's
-clerk until evening, who had no disposition to trouble himself about
-matters outside his duties. Still, he went so far as to assure old Jack
-that turning out a tenant who meant to stay was not a simple job. If you
-didn't mind losing the rent it might be done by watching until the house
-was left ungarrisoned, getting in, putting the furniture into the
-street, and keeping the tenant out. With this forlorn hope old Jack
-began to spend his leisure about Mulberry Street: ineffectually, for
-Mrs. Parsons never came out while he was there. Once he saw the man, and
-offered to forgive him the rent if he would leave: a proposal which Mr.
-Parsons received with ostentatious merriment. At this old Jack's
-patience gave out, and he punched his tenant on the ear. Whereat the
-latter, suddenly whitening in the face, said something about the police,
-and walked away at a good pace.
-
-
-IX.
-
-The strike extended, as it was expected and designed to do. The men at
-old Jack's factory were ordered out, and came, excepting only old Jack
-himself. He was desperate. Since he had ventured on that cursed
-investment everything had gone wrong: but he would not lose his savings
-if mere personal risk would preserve them. Moreover, a man of fifty is
-not readily re-employed, once out; and as the firm was quite ready to
-keep one hand on to oil and see that things were in order, old Jack
-stayed: making his comings and goings late to dodge the pickets, and
-approaching subtly by a railway-arch stable and a lane thereunto. It was
-not as yet a very great strike, and with care these things could be
-done. Still, he was sighted and chased twice, and he knew that, if the
-strike lasted, and feeling grew hotter, he would be attacked in his own
-house. If only he could hold on through the strike, and by hook or crook
-keep the outgoings paid, he would attend to Mr. Parsons afterward.
-
-
-X.
-
-One Saturday afternoon, as Mrs. Randall was buying greens and potatoes,
-old Jack, waiting without, strolled toward a crowd standing about a
-speaker. A near approach discovered the speaker to be Mr. Joe Parsons,
-who was saying:--
-
-"----strike pay is little enough at the time, of course, but don't
-forget what it will lead to! An' strike pay does very well, my frien's,
-when the party knows 'ow to lay it out, an' don't go passin' it on to
-the lan'lord. Don't give it away. When the lan'lord comes o' Monday
-mornin', tell 'im (polite as you like) that there's nothink for 'im till
-there's more for you. Let the lan'lord earn 'is money, like me an' you.
-Let the lan'lords pay a bit towards this 'ere strike as well as the
-other blaggards, the imployers. Lan'lords gits quite enough out o' you,
-my feller workers, when--"
-
-"They don't git much out o' you!" shouted old Jack in his wrath; and
-then felt sorry he had spoken. For everybody looked at him, and he knew
-some of the faces.
-
-"Ho!" rejoined the speaker, mincingly. "There's a gent there as seems to
-want to address this 'ere meetin'. P'r'aps you'll 'ave the kindness to
-step up 'ere, my friend, an' say wot you got to say plain." And he
-looked full at old Jack, pointing with his finger.
-
-Old Jack fidgeted, wishing himself out of it. "You pay me what you owe
-me," he growled sulkily.
-
-"As this 'ere individual, after intruding 'isself on this peaceful
-meetin', ain't got anythink to say for 'isself," pursued Mr. Joe
-Parsons, "I'll explain things for 'im. That's _my_ lan'lord, that is:
-look at 'im! 'E comes 'angin' round my door waitin' for a chance to turn
-my pore wife an' children out o' 'ouse and 'ome. 'E follers me in the
-street an' tries to intimidate me. 'E comes 'ere, my feller workers, as
-a spy, an' to try an' poison your minds agin me as devotes my 'ole life
-to your int'rests. That's the sort o' man, that's the sort o' lan'lord
-_'e_ is. But 'e's somethink more than a greedy, thievin', overfed
-lan'lord, my frien's, an' I'll tell you wot. 'E's a dirty, crawlin'
-blackleg; that's wot else 'e is. 'E's the on'y man as wouldn't come out
-o' Maidment's; an' 'e's workin' there now, skulkin' in an' out in the
-dark--a dirty rat! Now you all know very well I won't 'ave nothink to do
-with any violence or intimidation. It's agin my principles, although I
-know there's very often great temptation, an' it's impossible to
-identify in a crowd, an' safe to be very little evidence. But this I
-will say, that when a dirty low rat, not content with fattenin' on
-starvin' tenants, goes an' takes the bread out o' 'is feller men's
-mouths, like that bleedin' blackleg--blackleg!--blackleg!--"
-
-Old Jack was down. A dozen heavy boots were at work about his head and
-belly. In from the edge of the crowd a woman tore her way, shedding
-potatoes as she ran, and screaming; threw herself upon the man on the
-ground; and shared the kicks. Over the shoulders of the kickers whirled
-the buckle-end of a belt. "One for the old cow," said a voice.
-
-
-XI.
-
-When a man is lying helpless on his back, with nothing in hand, he pays
-nothing off a building society mortgage, because, as his wife pawns the
-goods of the house, the resulting money goes for necessaries. To such a
-man the society shows no useless grace: especially when the secretary
-has a friend always ready to take over a forfeited house at forced sale
-price. So the lease of Twenty-seven vanished, and old Jack's savings
-with it.
-
-And one day, some months later, old Jack, supported by the missis and a
-stick, took his way across the workhouse forecourt. There was a door
-some twenty yards from that directly before them, and two men came out
-of it, carrying a laden coffin of plain deal.
-
-"Look there, Jack," the missis said, as she checked her step; "what a
-common caufin!" And indeed there was a distinct bulge in the bottom.
-
-
-THE END.
-
-
-
-
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