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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Odd Bits of History, by Henry W. Wolff
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+Title: Odd Bits of History
+ Being Short Chapters Intended to Fill Some Blanks
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+Author: Henry W. Wolff
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+ODD BITS OF HISTORY.
+
+
+
+
+ ODD BITS OF HISTORY
+ BEING
+ _SHORT CHAPTERS INTENDED TO FILL SOME BLANKS_
+
+
+ BY HENRY W. WOLFF
+
+
+ LONDON
+ LONGMANS, GREEN & Co.
+ AND NEW-YORK: 15 EAST 16th STREET
+ 1894.
+
+ _(All rights reserved.)_
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE.
+
+
+The chapters composing this book appeared originally in the shape of
+review articles. I owe acknowledgments to the Editors of _Blackwood's
+Magazine_, the _National Review_ and the _Gentleman's Magazine_ for the
+permission kindly accorded me to republish them.
+
+To my regret I find, on receiving the clean sheets, that pressure of time
+and a rather troublesome nervous affection of one eye have led me to
+overlook a few printer's errors, such as: p. 70, _occassion_ for
+_occasion_; p. 137, _Fuensaldana_ for _Fuensaldaña_; p. 253, _Nicephoras
+Phorcas_ for _Nicephorus Phocas_; p. 267, _Polydore Virgil_ for _Polydore
+Vergil_. The misprints will in every instance, I believe, explain
+themselves.
+
+H. W. W.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ CHAPTER PAGE
+
+ I. THE PRETENDER AT BAR-LE-DUC 1
+
+ II. RICHARD DE LA POLE, "WHITE ROSE" 58
+
+ III. THE EARLY ANCESTORS OF OUR QUEEN 91
+
+ IV. ABOUT A PORTRAIT AT WINDSOR 120
+
+ V. THE REMNANT OF A GREAT RACE 145
+
+ VI. VOLTAIRE AND KING STANISLAS 181
+
+ VII. THE PRINCE CONSORT'S UNIVERSITY DAYS 219
+
+ VIII. SOMETHING ABOUT BEER 248
+
+
+
+
+I.--THE PRETENDER AT BAR-LE-DUC.[1]
+
+
+"The Pretender Charles Edward resided here three years in a house which is
+still pointed out." So you may read in "Murray," under the head of
+"Bar-le-Duc." The information, which is apt to suggest inquiry to those
+who, like myself, are fond of picking up a little bit of neglected history
+on their travels, is, as it happens, not altogether accurate. For, in the
+first place, the "Pretender" who "resided" at Bar was not "Charles Edward"
+at all--_could_ not have been "Charles Edward," who was not born till five
+years after the Pretender who _did_ reside there had left. In the second,
+so little is "the house still pointed out" that, on my first visit to Bar,
+in August, 1890, I could actually not find a soul to give me even the
+vaguest information as to its whereabouts. Even mine hostess of the
+"Cygne," in whose stables, I afterwards discovered, some of the
+Pretender's horses had been put up, had never heard of our political
+exile. "_Cela doit être dans la Haute Ville_"--"_Cela doit être dans la
+Basse Ville_"--"_Eh bien, moi je n'en sais rien_." Why should they know
+about the Pretender? There were no thanks, surely, due to him. While in
+the town, he had given himself intolerable airs, had put the town to no
+end of expense and all manner of trouble, and in the end had slunk away
+without so much as a word of thanks or farewell, leaving a heavy score of
+debts to be paid--and, up in a cottage perched on the very brow of the
+picturesque hill--for which some one else had to pay the rent--one pretty
+little Barisienne disconsolate, betrayed, disgraced. There was, in fact,
+but one man belonging to the town who had taken the trouble to trace the
+house from the description given in the local archives--a description,
+indeed, exact enough--M. Vladimir Konarski, and he was away on his
+holiday. There was nothing, then, for me to do, but to go home with an
+empty note-book, _quoad_ Bar, and return in 1891 to resume my inquiry.
+
+Even to us Englishmen the first Pretender is not a particularly attractive
+personage. But he is a historical character. And about his doings at Bar
+thus far very little has been made known. With the help of M. Konarski's
+notes, of the local archives, freely placed at my disposal by the kindness
+of M. A. Jacob, of the manuscripts in the _Archives Nationales_, in the
+Archives of Nancy and in the Foreign Office at Paris, of the Stuart MSS.
+in London, and of other neglected sources of information, as well as some
+rather minute local research, I have managed to gather together
+sufficient historical crumbs to make up a fairly substantial loaf--all
+the information on the subject, I suppose, that is to be got. And, at any
+rate, as a secondary side-chapter to our national history at an important
+epoch, perhaps the account which within the limits of a magazine article I
+shall be able to give, may prove of passing interest to more besides those
+staunch surviving Jacobites who still from time to time "play at treason"
+in out-of-the-way places.
+
+What sent the Pretender to Bar every schoolboy knows. We had fought with
+France and were, in 1713, about to conclude peace. Our court had, as a
+Stuart MS. in Paris puts it, showed itself extremely "_chatouilleuse et
+susceptible_" with respect to the countenance given at Versailles to
+James, and to his residence in France--where he seemed to us perpetually
+on the spring for mischief. Louis XIV., we were aware, had expressed his
+desire to render to the Pretender's family "_de plus grands et plus
+heureux services_" than he had yet been able to give. And so, very
+naturally, before engaging to suspend hostilities, we insisted that James
+should be turned out of France. Once we were about it, we might as well
+have asked a little more, and pressed for his removal to a farther
+distance from our shores. Considering all the commotion which afterwards
+arose upon this point, how Queen Anne was periodically pestered with
+addresses calling upon her to demand his removal, one might have thought
+that so much forethought might have been exercised. However, the idea
+seems never to have suggested itself to our wise statesmen at the proper
+time. On the contrary, the one thing which in 1712 and 1713 they appeared
+eager for was, that James should _not_ be allowed to settle in
+"papistical" Italy--the very country into which afterwards, just _because_
+it was papistical, so M. de Robethon's official letters admit in the
+plainest terms, the Court of Hanover was extremely anxious to see its
+enemy decoyed. If he would but go to Rome, that would be best of all. For
+it would do for him entirely at home, M. de Robethon thinks. However, in
+1713 we took a different view, and, as Lorraine lay particularly handy and
+convenient, from the French point of view--being near, and though
+nominally an independent duchy, entirely under French influence--to
+Lorraine James was sent. There was some talk of his going to Nancy. He
+himself did not at first fancy Bar-le-Duc. He feared that he might find it
+slow. The French king believed that in a large town like Nancy, which had
+still some poor remnants of its once famous fortifications left, he would
+be safer. And when Duke Leopold had gone to all the trouble of putting the
+half-dilapidated château of Bar into habitable order, taking to it the
+pick of his own furniture from the palace at Nancy, and embarking in
+additional large purchases--in order to make James thoroughly comfortable,
+as Louis had told him that he must--he not unnaturally became, as the
+French envoy M. d'Audriffet reports, "_fort agité_," on being unexpectedly
+advised that after all the Chevalier was to go elsewhere. "Very well,"
+said he in high dudgeon, "I will take back all my furniture. But I wash my
+hands of the whole business. At Bar I could have answered for the
+Chevalier's safety within reasonable limits. At Nancy the king will have
+to see to it himself. That is a 'neutral' town, and every dangerous
+character from any part of Europe--cut-throat, assassin, Hanoverian
+emissary--has access to it. You will have to watch every stranger, to keep
+the exile perpetually under lock and key, to give him a large escort every
+time he leaves the town. To mark my refusal of all responsibility, I shall
+at once withdraw my little garrison of a company of guards from the
+place"--a brilliant little troop, decked out gaily in scarlet-and-silver.
+James, who was at the time at Châlons, awaiting the king's
+pleasure--waiting also for a passport and safe conduct (a most important
+requisite in those days)--and waiting, not least, for money, of which he
+was chronically, and at that moment most acutely, in want--his mother says
+that he had none at all--did not relish the idea of so much restraint and
+danger. So he begged Louis to change his mind back again, and to allow him
+after all to go to Bar. And Louis, having put poor Leopold to more
+trouble--for he had at once set eighty men at work at Nancy, turning his
+palace, "_pillé, dégradé, négligé_" that it was, to rights--coolly has
+Leopold informed that his first choice is again to hold good, with not a
+word of regret added to sweeten the pill, except it be, that all the
+trouble incurred "_sera bientost reparé_." Later, James found the air at
+Bar "_trop vif_" and accordingly thought of moving to Saint Mihiel. After
+that, his courtiers hoped that he would prevail upon the Duke to lend him
+his rather magnificent palace of Einville, near Lunéville. And in one of
+the despatches it is shown that their suspicion that Lord Middleton was
+opposing this proposal was one of the reasons why they so very much
+disliked him. But, after all, with the interruptions caused by very
+frequent, and often prolonged, visits to Lunéville, to Commercy, and to
+Nancy--as well as to Plombières, and one or two sly expeditions to Paris
+and St Germains--in the interesting and picturesque little capital of the
+Barrois, washed by the foaming Ornain, did the Chevalier remain, hatching
+schemes, writing despatches to the Pope, _quâ_ king, moreover making love
+to his nameless fair one, and beguiling the time with the games of the
+period, until the _Fata Morgana_ of rather hoped for than anticipated
+success lured him on that unhappy expedition into Scotland.
+
+James tries to make a serious hardship of his "exile" at Bar. But he
+might, without much trouble, have fixed upon a very much worse spot. Bar
+was not in his day the important town that it had been. The resident
+dukes, with their courts and knighthood, their tourneys and banquets, and
+all the pageantry of the days of early chivalry, had passed away. The
+famous University of de Tholozan, highly praised by Jodocus Sincerus, had
+likewise disappeared. Nor was the town anything like as accessible as it
+is now. There was no railway leading to it, no Rhine-Marne
+Canal--beautifying the scene wherever it passes--to carry life and
+business into the place. The roads were simply execrable. The surrounding
+woods swarmed with brigands, outlaws, and other bad characters, whom
+special _chasse-coquins_ were retained to keep in awe. Whenever "His
+Majesty" moved from one place to another, the forest-roads had to be
+literally lined with troops to ensure his safety. But all this was no
+drawback peculiar to Bar. The entire duchy of Lorraine was suffering from
+the same trouble--the after-effect of French ravages and French
+occupation. Leave that out of account, and Bar must have been attractive
+enough. Its situation is remarkably picturesque. The castle-hill rises up
+steeply, all but isolated from the surrounding heights, above the smiling
+valley of the Ornain, with delightfully green and tempting side-valleys
+curling around it, like natural fosses, on either side. The view of the
+long, bright green stretch of meadows bordering the river; the laughing
+gardens, full of flowers and shrubs; the luxuriant fruit-trees and hedges;
+the half-archaic-looking streets, venerable with their churches and
+monasteries, and the eleven old turreted gates, as they were then; the
+soft, rounded _côtes_, covered with clustering vines, but looking at a
+distance as if carpeted with velvety lawn; the picturesque range of hills
+on the opposite bank, contoured into a telling sky-line; the dark forests
+of richly varied foliage, and the charming "hangers" which drop down
+gracefully here and there, with pleasingly effective irregularity, into
+the plain; the pretty little cottage plots, bright with flowers, shady
+with overhanging trees, which then as now lined that useful _Canal
+Urbain_; and the peculiarly engaging perspective of the landscape
+spreading out right and left--all this combines to form a truly
+fascinating picture. The view of the castle-hill from below is no less
+pleasing. In James's day the hill was still crowned with the old historic
+castle, built in the tenth century, but embodying in its masonry the
+remains of the much more ancient structure in which Childéric I. had, like
+the Stuart prince, found a welcome refuge--the castle in which Francis of
+Guise was born, who drove us out of Calais--the castle in which Mary
+Queen of Scots, bright with youthful beauty, and radiant with happiness,
+delighted with her cheering presence the gay Court of her cousin and
+playmate, Charles III., fresh to his ducal coronet, as she was to the
+second crown which decked her head--for she was newly married to Francis
+II., newly crowned Queen of France at Rheims. The daughter of Marie de
+Lorraine, brought up in Lorrain Condé, she reckoned herself a Lorraine
+princess, and as a Lorraine princess the Lorrains have ever regarded, and
+idolised, her. To the memory of this unhappy queen, round which time had
+gathered a bright halo of romance, not least was due that hearty welcome
+which the Lorrains readily extended to her exiled kinsman. Most
+picturesque must the castle have been in olden days, when those seventeen
+medieval towers (removed by order of Louis XIV. in 1670) still stood round
+about it like sturdy sentries, each laden with historic memories. Even now
+the view of the hill is pleasing enough--with its winding roads, its steep
+steps, its antique clock-tower, its terraced gardens and rambling lanes,
+with that rather imposing convent-school raising its walls perpendicularly
+many storeys high, the quaint church of St Peter[2] topping the southern
+summit with its tower flattened to resist the wind, with those
+delightfully green and shady Pâquis just beyond, densely wooded with
+trees, including the two largest elms in France--the Pâquis which, with
+their _paslemaile_, formed the favourite resort of James while at Bar, and
+in the shady seclusion of which he spun his web of deceiving flattery
+round the guileless heart of the girl whom he betrayed. Only to please
+him, we read in the archives, it was that the town council put up benches
+in that shade, which cost the town nine livres.
+
+At James's time Bar was still a rather considerable provincial capital,
+the _chef-lieu_ of the largest _bailliage_ in Lorraine. And in that little
+"West End" of the _Haute Ville_, where a cluster of Louis-Quatorze houses
+still stand in decayed grandeur, to recall past fashionableness, the
+nobility of the little Barrois, locally always a powerful and influential
+body--the Bassompierres, the Haraucourts, the Lenoncourts, the
+Stainvilles, the Romécourts--had their town houses, and there also dwelt
+the pick of the bureaucracy, all ready to pay their court to the Stuart
+"king," to whom even the French envoy reckoned it "an honour" to be
+introduced. The town had its own municipal government--at one time with
+its own _clergé_, _noblesse_, and _tiers état_; in James's day still with
+its _syndic_, to represent the Crown, its elected _mayeur_, _Maître des
+Comptes_, so many _eschargeots_, _esvardeurs_, _gouverneurs de
+carrefours_, and so on. It had a wall all round with no fewer than eleven
+gates. When James was there, Bar was famed throughout France and Lorraine
+for its peculiarly "elegant" _poignées d'épée_ (sword-hilts) and other
+cutlery. Corneille tells us that the whole street of Entre Deux Ponts was
+full of cutlers' shops, and no visitor ever came to the place but he must
+carry off at least one sword-hilt as a keepsake. The town already
+manufactured its famous _dragées_ and _confitures_, and pressed that same
+sour wine which "Murray" will have it--on what ground I know
+not--"resembles champagne," and which then was appreciated as a delicacy.
+The sanitary arrangements were not perfect. The _Canal Urbain_
+occasionally overflowed its banks and swamped the entire Rue des Tanneurs,
+in which the Pretender's house was situated. And, together with the rest
+of Bar and Lorraine, the town was still a little bit destitute after the
+havoc wrought by French and Swedes, Croats and Germans, _Cravates_ (local
+brigands) and Champenois peasants, and all that "omnium bipedum
+sceleratissima colluvies," which had again and again overrun the duchy,
+robbing, burning, pillaging, violating, desecrating, torturing, exacting,
+and sucking the country dry to the very bone. Of all the world "only
+Jerusalem" had experienced worse horrors, so a pious Lorrain chronicler
+affirms. Oh, how the Lorrains of that day--and long after--hated and
+detested the French! When in November, 1714, those habitual invaders at
+length evacuated Nancy, the mob dressed up a straw figure in a French
+uniform, and led it forth amid jeers and execrations to an _auto-da-fé_.
+Even after annexation, a Nancy housewife declared herself most grossly
+"insulted" by a French officer, who simply explained the benefits which he
+thought that annexation must bring with it, and in anger she threw the
+_friture_, just frizzling in her pan, straight in his face.
+
+Lorraine had been sadly afflicted indeed with long years of warfare. But
+in 1713 things were beginning to mend. Leopold, restored by the Treaty of
+Ryswick to his duchy--in which, as duke, his father had never set
+foot--had been on the throne getting on for sixteen years. And what with
+the excellent counsels of that best of Chancellors, Irish Earl
+Carlingford, and his own intuitive judgment and enlightened and paternal
+despotism, Lorraine was becoming populous and prosperous, happy and
+contented, once more. Leopold earned himself a name for a shrewd and
+prudent ruler. His brother-in-law, Philip of Orleans (the Regent), said of
+him, that of all rulers of Europe he did not know one who was his superior
+"_en expérience, en sagesse, et en politique_." And Voltaire has
+immortalised his virtues by saying: "_Il est à souhaiter que la dernière
+postérité apprenne qu'un des plus petits souverains de l'Europe a été
+celui qui fit le plus de bien à son peuple_." In fact, he was the very
+ruler whom Lorraine at that juncture wanted. Autocratic he was, and vain,
+and self-important, notwithstanding the homely _bourgeoisie_ of his
+manner. But he knew exactly where the shoe pinched, and how to devise a
+remedy. He it was who first conceived the idea, which has helped to make
+France prosperous, of a wide network of canals. He it was, who, in 1724,
+set Europe an example, which at the time made him famous, of covering his
+country with a network of model roads. And though he again and again
+proposed, for the benefit of his own family, to "swap" poor little
+Lorraine--for the Milanais, for a bit of the Low Countries, or for other
+valuable possessions--while he was duke, he managed to make himself
+popular, and he was resolved to do his duty. "_Je quitterais demain ma
+souveraineté si je ne pouvais faire du bien_," so he said. Under his
+father, that brilliant general, Charles V., he had given proof of his
+pluck and prowess at Temeswar, of his military ability before Ebersburg.
+But in Lorraine, he knew, the one thing needful was peace. And with a
+dogged determination which was bound to overcome all difficulties, though
+the stars in their courses seemed to be fighting against him, that peace
+he managed to maintain, in the midst of a raging sea of war all round,
+which had drawn all neighbouring countries into its whirl. He did it--it
+is worth recording, because it materially affected James's position at his
+Court--by as adroit balancing between the two great belligerent Powers of
+the Continent as ever diplomatist managed to achieve. Born and bred in
+Austria, allied to the Imperial family by the closest ties of blood--his
+mother was an archduchess--trained in Austrian etiquette, an officer in
+the Austrian army, beholden to Austria for many past favours--and keenly
+alive to the fact that for any favours which might yet be to come he must
+look exclusively to the Court of Vienna--in his leanings and
+prepossessions he was entirely Austrian. But under his father and
+great-uncle history had taught his country the severe lesson, that without
+observing the best, though they be the most obsequious, relations towards
+France, at whose mercy the country lay, no Lorraine was possible.
+Accordingly, almost Leopold's very first act as Duke was to send M. de
+Couvange to Paris, to solicit on his behalf the hand of "Mademoiselle,"
+the Princess of Orleans. Her hand was gladly accorded. There was a
+tradition--with a very obvious object--at Paris in favour of Lorrain
+marriages. This was the thirty-third, and there remained a thirty-fourth
+to conclude--the ill-starred marriage of Marie Antoinette. King James II.
+and his Queen attended the wedding at Fontainebleau, and Elizabeth
+Charlotte became one of the best of wives, and best and most popular of
+Lorraine duchesses, bearing her husband no less than fourteen children.
+Balancing between Austria and France, maintaining his private relations
+with the one, giving way in everything to the other, was Leopold's prudent
+maxim throughout his reign. So long as he adhered to that he felt himself
+safe. Whenever he departed from it, he found himself getting into
+mischief.
+
+Leopold has been much abused by our writers and politicians, as if he had
+been a deliberate anti-English plotter and Jacobite accomplice. It is but
+fair to him to explain why he afforded our Pretender such liberal
+hospitality. The real fact is, that he could not help himself. He was
+bound to. France demanded it, and he _could not_ refuse--nor yet refuse to
+make his hospitality generous and lavish. There was the additional
+attraction, indeed, of a show of importance, of a little implication in
+diplomatic negotiations and playing a part in European high politics,
+which to Leopold must have been strongly seductive. A good deal is also
+said about religious motives, the suggestion of which must have helped
+Leopold equally with the Curia and the Imperial Court, with both of whom
+he was anxious to stand well. The Pope--it is true, under pressure from
+James--subsequently thanked Leopold in a special brief, "_ample et bien
+exprimé_," for the proof of attachment which he had rendered to the Church
+by his reception of the English Pretender, the emblem to all Europe of the
+Church of Rome under persecution. Leopold was an exceptionally devout
+Roman Catholic. He heard mass religiously every day, spent an hour in
+prayer after dinner, and "adored the Sacrament" every evening. He had
+revived Charles III.'s stringent provisions against Protestants,
+interdicting all public worship and, in theory at any rate, declaring
+Protestantism a crime deserving of hanging. In his excessive zeal he would
+not even allow the Cistercian monks of Beaupré to retain in their service
+a Protestant shepherd, though they pleaded hard that he was the best
+shepherd whom they had ever had. So zealous a believer was of course a man
+after the very heart of the widow and son of that "_fort bon homme_," as
+Archbishop Le Tellier scoffingly termed James II., who had "sacrificed
+three kingdoms for a mass." To himself, on the other hand, it seemed
+something of a sacred act to open his house to the "Woman persecuted by
+the dragon." However, all this was but as dust in the balance by the side
+of the compelling necessity of French dictation, doubly compelling at that
+particular period. For Leopold had of late been playing his own little
+game. Things had gone against France in the field, and he had put his
+money on the other horse. He was always after a fashion a gambling and
+speculative ruler, willing to stake almost his very existence on the
+_roulette_ of high politics. At that moment he was flattering himself with
+hopes that the Congress of Utrecht would do something for him. Both
+Austria and England had privately promised--at least some of their
+statesmen had--that he was to have a seat at the Congress table. That
+would add immensely to his dignity and prestige. Then he was to have a
+slice of the Low Countries. To ensure this result, he was "casting his
+bread upon the waters" with a vengeance--spending money wholesale, bribing
+English, and Dutch, and Austrian statesmen with the most profuse
+generosity--more particularly Marlborough, in whom he appears to have
+retained a belief throughout, who most faithlessly "sold" him, and who
+cost him a fortune. At the very time here spoken of our great general had
+been favoured with a fresh mark of favour from Leopold--a magnificent
+_carosse_, horsed with six splendid dapple-greys (Leopold was a great
+horse-fancier), hung with most costly trappings. All this--which proved in
+the event to have been entirely thrown away--very naturally gave umbrage
+to France. And Louis XIV. had not missed his opportunity of letting
+Leopold know that a score was being marked up against him at Versailles.
+France had never stood on much ceremony with Lorraine, from Henry II.
+downward. Louis XIV., more particularly, had done his best to equal his
+grandfather's notorious and most capricious hostility. In 1702, in the
+teeth of international law and of Leopold's protests, as well as Elizabeth
+Charlotte's prayers, he had marched his troops into Lorraine. They were
+still there, indeed, in larger numbers than before. When 1709 brought its
+"_grand hiver_"--still remembered as a time of grievous tribulation--when
+the crops froze in the fields, the vines in the vineyards, the children in
+the nursery, the sacramental wine in the chalice, the water by the fire,
+when Dearth and Famine once more laid their grim hand upon all
+Lorraine--Louis XIV. had given Leopold a little additional cut with his
+tyrant's whip, seizing some of the provisions providently laid up for the
+relief of his subjects, and appropriating them to the use of his own
+armies, which moreover, he reinforced by a fresh contingent of 20,000 men,
+sent with orders to live "_à discrétion_." Louis was quite ready to do
+something of the same sort again. Therefore, when Louis said: Receive
+James, Leopold had no choice but to receive him. His letters and
+despatches make this perfectly clear. There is a good deal of talk about
+the Pretender's "estimable qualities," how the Duke and Duchess admire
+him, how happy they are that he has not gone to Aix-la-Chapelle. And no
+doubt the two managed to be for a time excellent friends. But every now
+and then, through all this polite buncombe, out comes the frank admission
+that all is done "to please the king." And we know how promptly and
+unhesitatingly Leopold's hospitality was withdrawn, once French pressure
+ceased, in 1716. To ourselves, by receiving an exiled Pretender into his
+neutral realm, as we have received many such, Leopold never dreamt that he
+was giving cause for legitimate umbrage. No one could be more surprised
+than he seems to have been when our Parliament took up the matter as a
+grievance.
+
+And, to be fair, he never appears to have afforded to James the slightest
+encouragement for a forcible assertion of his claims. His counsel was all
+the other way. It was the French, it was the Pretender's own followers at
+home, it was Roman Cardinal Gualterio, who countenanced, and occasionally
+urged, warlike measures. Cardinal Gualterio, more in particular, prodded
+the Catholic prince very vigorously, in the interest of his Church,
+arguing that "_il falloit hazarder quelque chose et meme affronter le
+sort, ce qui ne se fait pas sans risque_." Leopold, on the other hand,
+was all dissuasion. He wanted James to keep _near_ England, in order to be
+handy in the event of his being recalled--which he seems to have thought a
+likely contingency. When James began to talk of armaments and invasions,
+Leopold dwelt upon the difficulties, the all-but-hopelessness of such a
+move. When, in June, 1714, shortly before Queen Anne's death, James wrote
+from Plombières, that he _must_ go into England, since he learnt that his
+rival, the Electoral Prince of Hanover, had gone there, Leopold, who was
+admirably informed from Hanover, through his brother, the
+Elector-Archbishop of Trèves, sent a message back post-haste with the
+trustworthy tidings that George was neither gone nor going. The reasons
+which led George's father to forbid his visit read a little strange at the
+present day. In the first place, there was that Hanoverian economy--which,
+it is true, was ostensibly disclaimed. In the second, the Prince was not
+to be received in England as heir-presumptive--so that he would not really
+better his chances by going. Moreover, the Elector, "_connoissant l'humeur
+brusque et fort emportée de son fils, apprehendoit beaucoup qu'il ne se
+rendit odieux aux anglais_." Lastly, and mainly, he was afraid of dropping
+between two stools, if he were to stake his son's chances too decidedly on
+the English succession. It was quite on the cards, he thought, that "_par
+un effet des resolutions que l'inconstance de la nation y a rendues si
+ordinaire_," the British nation would _chasser_ its next sovereign as it
+had _chassé_ its last-but-one. And then, where would his son be? For if
+his son went to England, it was much to be feared that his brother, who
+had been not quite rightfully excluded from the succession, might make
+good his claim to Hanover. And there would George be, out in the cold! So
+his father was resolved to play a waiting game.
+
+The first difficulty which James found himself confronted with, and which
+Leopold had to overcome for him--for French good offices were obviously
+out of the question--was the procuring of a passport. Such credential was
+at the time indispensable, for Europe was swarming with bad characters.
+Besides, there was nominally war still; and public roads and even walled
+towns were altogether insecure. In the Foreign Office papers we come
+across correspondence relating to the robbing of the public coach running
+between Strassburg and Paris, at Benameny, in Lorrain territory, by
+Palatine soldiers, who had come over from Caub. And even in carefully
+locked and watched Bar-le-Duc, Leopold advises King Louis that, with "a
+fourth company of his regiment of guards" added to the local force,
+besides twenty-five _chevaux-legers_ and twenty-five _gardes-du-corps_ to
+act as escort, he can answer for the Pretender's safety only against
+attacking parties of not more than fifty or a hundred at the outside,
+which, he says, ought to be borne in mind, "_si armées se mettoient en
+campagne_." Queen Mary only expresses what everyone felt when she says
+that it is to be apprehended "_que quelque méchant en se servissent de
+l'occasion pour faire un méchant coup_." She accordingly begs the
+"_commnoté_" of Chaillot to pray for "the king's" safety.
+
+In 1714 the Emperor, who was the principal sovereign to be petitioned,
+would not make out a passport for James, to enable him to move into
+Germany--though professedly willing to give the Stuart his niece in
+marriage, and avowedly not a little put out with England, but yet desirous
+of avoiding offence to King George. In 1713 he raised no difficulty.
+Indeed, at Leopold's instance he was obliging enough to supplement his
+passport with a special letter of commendation very kindly worded. And he
+carefully avoided treading on corns either way by not naming James in the
+document--for all of which Leopold takes great credit. But it appears that
+plenty more potentates besides the Emperor had to be solicited. And the
+two Electors, of Hanover and of Brandenburg, were obdurate in their
+refusal--in agreement for once. It was a ticklish matter; for without
+their safe-conduct James could scarcely be counted secure. On the other
+hand, if their safe-conducts were to be waited for, the Emperor would of a
+surety take offence, as if his own passport were judged insufficient.
+Leopold, being great on etiquette, took the last-named to be the more
+serious danger, and advised running the risk--more particularly since he
+had been advised by his envoy in London, Baron Förstner, that Queen Anne
+had privately granted what amounted to a passport to her brother for going
+into Lorraine. That was taken to settle the matter, and James put himself
+_en route_.
+
+It was on the 22d of February, 1713, that he reached Bar, closely guarded
+and travelling _incognito_, on which account an official reception in Bar
+was dispensed with, though the French artillery at Toul had fired a
+salute. The council were under strict injunctions to omit nothing which
+might conduce to their visitor's safety, or minister to his comfort, or
+that was conventionally due to a crowned head. Accordingly, we find them
+in their next sitting, on the 25th February, passing a whole string of
+votes and resolutions having reference to his arrival and his safety in
+the town. The police and _chasse-coquins_ are forthwith put on the alert,
+sentries are placed at all corners, and, to accommodate them, a whole
+number of new sentry-boxes are put up. The authorities are directed to
+question every stranger coming into the town carefully, and, if there
+should appear to be anything suspicious about any one, rigorously to
+detain him and report the case at once by express courier to Lunéville.
+Iron _grilles_ are put up. All the postern-gates are walled up, so is one
+of the principal entrances, and so is--in spite of sanitary
+considerations--a main sewer passing through the wall. Soldiers were a
+good deal less squeamish in those days than they are now, and sewers had
+served for many a surprise in the Thirty Years' War. The remaining ten
+gates are to be carefully watched, and never opened before 5 A.M., nor
+left open after 8 P.M. Billets are issued for the overflow of James's
+suite, which appears to have been numerous, and stable-room is bespoken
+for his horses. James evidently was an inconvenient visitor to house. For
+he would have all his large apparatus of Court and Household close to
+him--chamberlains, kitchen, kennel, and all. Mrs Strickland praises his
+habitual economy. His doings in Lorraine do not bear out that praise. From
+the Nairne MSS. in the British Museum (which give a full list) we know
+that in 1709 and 1710 his household comprised above 120 persons, from the
+secretaries down to the grooms' helper, drawing salaries of from 12 to 675
+livres _per mensem_. There was the Comptroller, Mr. Bous, who retailed
+the anecdotes of the Court to Lady Middleton; a clerk of the green cloth,
+a yeoman baker, a yeoman confectioner, a yeoman of the chaundry, Jeremiah
+Browne, "Esq.," master-cook, a water-carrier, and a scourer. There were
+yeomen's scullery assistants, confessors and chaplains, a doctor, a
+"chyrurgien," and an apothecary, a "rideing purveyor," and a "chaiseman,"
+"Lady Maclane, laundress," pursuivants, and necessary women--all that
+belongs to a royal household. And the whole establishment cost "19,412
+lstrs. _per mensem_." All these people did not go to Bar, but a good many
+did. And there were a crowd more, for whom the town had to provide. For we
+read in the Macpherson Papers that all "Peacock's family"--_i.e._, all
+Protestant refugees who had been at "Stanley," _i.e._, at St.
+Germains--had followed the Chevalier to Bar. There was not one of them
+left. So writes the Queen. And the Duke states, quite independently of
+this, that the Pretender is surrounded with Protestant exiles. Altogether
+James's Court ran up a goodly bill, which it was disappointing to the town
+afterwards to find that, though incurred by express order of the Duke, the
+burgesses were expected to meet out of their own funds. To enable them to
+do so, Leopold allowed the council to appropriate the _deniers_ of the
+_octroi_ to their involuntary hospitality.
+
+The more or less Protestant colouring given to the refugee establishment
+was scarcely palatable to the very orthodox population of Bar. But James
+was playing, not to the Bar pit, but to the English gallery. "Downs or
+Leslie should at once go there," so we find O'Rourke writing to Middleton
+early in 1713. Leslie did go soon after, and the Chevalier, as his
+advocates take credit, prevailed upon the Duke to relax his rigid rule in
+one instance, and allow Protestant service in an upper room in James's
+house. That was in the "Rue Nève." The upper room, which, we read, was
+just over James's own apartment, cannot have been large. So it is to be
+feared that the service was not over well attended. But it was enough to
+save appearances, and to give the Jacobites of England a shadow of reason
+for declaring, as they did, that James really was a Protestant. James
+himself spoke a very different language. "He would rather abandon all than
+act against his conscience and his honour." He protested over and over
+again that "all the crowns in the world would not make him change his
+religion."
+
+Thanks to King Louis's perpetual ordering and countermanding, when James
+got to Bar, the château was once more as bare and uninhabitable as ever it
+had been, and for a few days the Pretender had to be content with the same
+rather humble house which he was destined subsequently to occupy for a
+considerable time, in the "Rue des Tanneurs"--Number 22, Rue Nève, it is
+now--a plain, square, three-storeyed building (counting the upper range of
+rooms, which is very low, as a storey). This is described as at the time
+"the principal house" in the town, the property of one of the most
+distinguished residents, Councillor of State M. Marchal. It has eight
+windows frontage, facing severally the Rue Nève and the Rue des Pressoirs,
+and abutting width-ways on the very narrow passage Rue St. Antoine. A few
+days later, however, we find the Pretender safely established in the
+château, and there on the 9th of March he receives the Duke of Lorraine
+and his brother François, Abbé of Stavelot, with an amount of circumstance
+and scrupulous weighing of precedences which is described with rather
+amusing minuteness in the 'Gazette de France.' Not to hurt James's
+feelings--to whom royal honours could not be openly shown, out of
+consideration for Queen Anne--Leopold ordered that he himself should not
+be received with the usual ceremonial, troops under arms, and councillors
+presenting addresses. But the Lorrains were a devotedly loyal population.
+They would not be forbidden. The whole population of the town and of all
+the surrounding district crowded into the streets, to receive the ruler of
+the land with shouts of welcome. James, being the resident, played the
+host at Bar. There was, a dinner, a supper, and a long private talk in the
+château, with the result, we read, that the two princes at once became
+fast friends. James, we know, though wanting in most of the qualities
+which are regarded as specifically manly, was a good-looking and agreeable
+fellow enough. As for Leopold, with his experience of Courts, and his kind
+and considerate disposition, he could not very well prove otherwise than a
+pleasant companion and a kind patron. We have plenty of portraits of him
+left, limned both with pen and with brush. Short and stumpy,
+round-bellied, red-faced, with a free allowance of pimples, and, moreover,
+with those abnormally stout legs which remained his most striking outward
+characteristic to his dying day, he must have looked a veritable _Jacques
+Bonhomme_ put into a full-bottomed wig and court-dress. There is a tale to
+those legs. Leopold came into the world about two months before his time,
+_very_ sickly and _very_ delicate. More particularly his legs were very
+spindles. Under a special treatment designed to remedy this defect, they
+grew just as much too big as previously they had been too thin. Terrible
+stickler for etiquette that Leopold was, and intent upon lavish display,
+when occasion seemed to demand it, both himself and his wife were
+simplicity itself when such occasion was withdrawn. They could talk to a
+peasant in the peasant's brogue about his _ouïettes_ and his hemp. One of
+the princesses thought nothing of accepting a lift home in a market-cart,
+and, as the driver commendingly related, showed herself "_bien sage_."
+"_Cousine_," said the Duchess to the Duchess of Elboeuf, "_restez chez
+nous, nous avons un bon gigot_." This simplicity and familiarity with
+humble ways as a matter of course made the Duke and Duchess popular. But
+what helped them more than anything to gain their people's hearts was
+their remarkable readiness to enter into all those local _fêtes_ which
+long custom had sanctioned as common to both high and low. The French
+occupation had made a long break in the observance of those _fêtes_. How
+should the Lorrains "sing songs" in what had become to them practically "a
+strange land?" For something like thirty years their harps remained hung
+up upon the willow-trees. Great, however, was the joy when at the first
+_Fête de la Veille des Rois_--kept in commemoration of the brilliant
+victory achieved over Charles the Bold in 1476--and at the _Brandons_ or
+_Faschinottes_,[3] following that _fête_, the Duke and Duchess appeared
+in person among the merry-makers, entering most good-humouredly and,
+indeed, jovially into all their doings. Of the many local customs which
+Lorraine boasts, the _Brandons_ was at that time still the particular
+favourite. It had been handed down from hoary antiquity. Every couple
+married since the last _Brandons_ was expected to join. The husband had to
+provide himself with a faggot or log of wood, and carry it in procession
+through the town, accompanied by his wife, along a roundabout route
+prescribed by custom, to the Duke's palace, march three times past the
+Duke's window, and then deposit the piece of fuel on a huge pyramidal pyre
+built up in the ducal courtyard. Some couples went on foot, others rode on
+horseback. All were dressed in their best, and the procession must have
+looked exceedingly picturesque. Every lady was expected to wear some
+little ornament--generally made of silver--specially devised to indicate
+either her calling or her station in life: a coronet, or a sickle, or
+whatever it might be. The streets were lined with people, who freely
+expended their wit--a pretty ready one--in chaff pointed at the new
+victims to matrimony, who in their turn were expected to put on a most
+dejected look, as if seriously repenting the allegiance rashly entered
+into to Hymen. In the evening the pyre was lighted, and round this huge
+bonfire people made mildly merry with gambols and dances. Tables were
+spread, at the Duke's cost, richly laden with viands and native wine. In
+1698, at the first revival of the _Brandons_ after a long pause, the file
+of matrimonial victims was, of course, quite exceptionally long. It was a
+delightful surprise to the crowd to see at its head the Duke and Duchess
+themselves, newly married as they were--the Duchess, being slightly
+_enceinte_ with her first-born, wearing at her girdle a little silver
+cradle. That was not all. In the evening Leopold mixed freely with the
+revellers, stopped at table after table, drank here and drank there,
+proposing a toast or responding to one,--with the result that the people
+went half-mad with enthusiasm. Not a tumbler had the Duke drunk out of,
+which was not religiously treasured as a relic. And long after the French
+had forced their yoke firmly home upon the shrinking neck of unwilling
+Lorraine, those tumblers were still shown to growing children as memorials
+of the "good old time." At the carnival, which followed the _Brandons_,
+Leopold and Elizabeth Charlotte were again to the fore. They did not mind
+figuring in public--even sometimes on an amateur stage. Leopold once
+appeared masked as Sultan--his consort, not quite appropriately, as an
+Odalisk; but the loyal Lorrains saw nothing incongruous in that dress.
+
+The striking difference very apparent in the characters severally of host
+and guest in our little chapter of history, may have helped to draw them
+together all the more closely. James was in his ordinary mood anything but
+mirthful. References to him are frequent in the correspondence as being
+"terribly sad," or else "very pensive, which is his ordinary humour,"
+"_très sérieux et reservé_," so much so that "_rien ne l'auoit pû tirer de
+la profonde melancolie ou il étoit_," and so on. Yet he could be merry,
+too, and more in particular he loved a dance. At one ball, given in the
+Palace at Lunéville, we read that he managed particularly to ingratiate
+himself with the ladies who were past their first bloom, by an act of
+undoubted chivalry. They wanted badly to dance, but dared not, while the
+Duchess was sitting. And the Duchess considered herself too much of a
+matron to foot it with the young ones. James, however, made her. He would
+take no refusal. The dead room became reanimated once more, and many an
+aging heart in its night-thoughts blessed the gallant _prétendant_. James,
+we are told, was a prominent figure in the Nancy _Brandons_ and Carnival,
+kept with peculiar _éclat_ in 1715, after a fresh break of thirteen years,
+due to French occupation. Court chroniclers seem to consider that the
+presence of "_Le Roi d'Angleterre_" added peculiar lustre to that
+performance.
+
+Reporting himself after his visit to Bar, as in duty bound, to King Louis,
+Leopold declares himself "_charmé de l'esprit, de la sagesse, de la
+douceur et des manières gracieuses de M. le Chevalier de Saint Georges_."
+The 'Journal de Verdun,' drawing its information, of course, from official
+sources, announces that after their first encounter the two princes "_se
+separèrent extrêmement satisfaits l'un de l'autre_" in "_parfaite amitié
+bien cimentée_." Of James it will have it that he is "_d'un caractère si
+doux, si affable, et si populair, qu'il s'est bientôt acquis, de tous ceux
+qui ont eu l'honneur de le voir, le respect et la vénération dûs à sa
+vertu et à sa naissance_."
+
+Leopold gone, the time passed, on the whole, quietly at Bar. There were
+occasional alarms, when some suspicious stranger had been seized. On one
+occasion, again, there is some talk of a "poisoned letter," sent in an
+ingenious fashion. To Louis, we find, the Duke appeared a little too
+forward in warning James of these dangers, as if he wanted to frighten his
+guest into quitting Lorraine. To vary the little episodes, there was the
+famous _coëqure_, who so much amused Queen Mary Beatrice's companions with
+his odd manners and his "thou"-ing. "The Spirit had moved him," as we
+know, to inform James that he was to rule over England, in which country
+there were plenty of well-wishers to support him. Were money wanted, he
+said that his friends would readily combine to raise some millions. They
+did not, welcome as the money would have been to James, whom we find
+continually complaining of want of funds. In the cipher despatches the
+common burden is, that "Mr. Parton" will not "deliver the goods." There is
+another prophetic person to encourage the Pretender, a nun of the
+"Monastère de Sainte Marie del Roma," near Montevallo--accredited by her
+superior, who writes to the Marquis Spada that her prophecies have never
+failed to come true. If he escapes the many traps set for him in 1715, so
+the nun says, James will certainly become King of England. Occasionally
+also there are little tiffs between English visitors and Barisien
+residents. What English, Scotch, and Irish there were there, we do not
+know for certain, but there were a goodly number, and not all of the best
+manners. Noel, who is a good historian on Lorrain things, but a little at
+fault on English, will have it that among these people was "_Lord Chatham,
+qui devint plus tard si célèbre_." Occasionally there was a visitor coming
+on the sly with news--such as the Duke of Berwick, whose visits were at
+one time frequent--or, towards the end of the sojourn, the banished Lord
+Bolingbroke, and "Le Comte de Peterborough" travelling under the pseudonym
+of "Schmit." Marlborough did not come himself, but he sent an aide-de-camp
+on a confidential mission to Lunéville, overflowing with pleasant words,
+and through him be begged particularly to be well and promptly advised on
+the Chevalier's movements, since "_Le salut d'Angleterre_" might depend
+upon this. The Duke of Lorraine was not particularly impressed with
+James's followers, especially after Lord Middleton was gone. "_Ce ne sont
+que des gens d'un caractère fort médiocre_," he writes. They talk about
+things which affect their chief with the utmost freedom. In Mr Higgons,
+who had succeeded Lord Middleton, he could discern no merit whatever. As
+for Lord Middleton, he found him "_fort reservé et voulant dominer seul_."
+He gives him credit for capacity and zeal, but censures him as being
+"_timide et irresolu_." All the rest, he says, are "_de jeunes gens qui ne
+pouuoint souffrir ce Milord, et qui auoint eu l'imprudence de dire à
+Lunéville qu'il etoit si fort hay en Angleterre que les plus zelez
+partisans de leur Maitre auoint temoigné qu'ils ne feroint jamais rien
+pour ces interests tant qu'il l'auroit au-prez de luy_." All these men
+evidently have very little knowledge of what is going on at home, he says.
+There is no one in whose judgment the Pretender might repose any faith
+except it be the Earl of Oxford or Lord Bolingbroke.
+
+On the whole, the Pretender's life at Bar, though perhaps a little
+monotonous, can scarcely have been unpleasant. He made friends with the
+local _haute volée_, asking them to dinner, and being asked back--and
+borrowed money from them whenever he could. His especial friends were the
+Marquis de Bassompierre, from whom he borrowed 15,000 livres, which the
+Duke repaid in 1719, and M. de Rousselle. A good deal of time the
+Chevalier spent in his closet, with Nairne, or Higgons, or Middleton,
+concocting plans and dictating long memorials to the Pope, or else to
+Cardinal Gualterio, advocating the canonisation of Bellarmine,
+recommending _protégés_ for places which they never got, and insisting on
+his right to nominate bishops to Irish sees, the names of which he could
+not spell. At off-times he played _reversi_, _boston_, and _ombre_, and
+occasionally _petit palet_, which is an aristocratic form of
+chuck-farthing. Then there was the pleasure of the chase, of which we know
+from Father Leslie that James was a tolerably keen votary. In Lorraine the
+diversion of _vénerie_ was held in high estimation, though reserved only
+for very great magnates, and guarded by a ring-fence of the strictest
+enactments against vulgar intrusion. Poaching accordingly came to be a
+very common offence. "Ground game," indeed--at any rate rabbits--it was
+open to all to shoot. "High game"--_i.e._, deer--on the other hand, was
+reserved within certain limits exclusively for the Duke. Within about
+eight miles of the Duke's palaces, in what were called the ducal
+_plaisirs_, not even nobles of the highest rank were permitted to shoot or
+hunt. No dogs belonging to private persons were allowed in the fields near
+those _plaisirs_, on any pretence whatever, be the deer, and boars, and
+wolves, ever so troublesome. Even shepherds' dogs and watch-dogs must have
+their hamstrings cut, or else a log tied round their necks. And in some
+districts every Parish was required by law to provide a _louvière_ or
+wolf's pit, 20 feet deep, 18 feet wide at its bottom, and 12 at its
+opening. From "_le haut puissant messire_" Jean de Ligniville's most
+amusing disquisitions on "_La Meutte et Venerie_" we learn that the
+district about Bar was "_très boisé_" and well stocked with game of every
+description, which, local chroniclers tell us, James was frequently
+occupied in hunting. Lorrain and English hunting were not then as far
+apart in their general features as one might be tempted to assume. English
+kings had more than once sent presents of English hounds to Lorrain
+dukes--Charles III. received from James I. a present of eighty harriers at
+a time. And more than one Lorrain grandee came over to hunt and shoot
+here. Ligniville himself, the Duke's _Grand Veneur_ (under Charles IV.),
+had frequently hunted in England, and expressed himself especially
+delighted with the sport in which he had joined in Yorkshire. On the
+whole, he appears to have considered English hounds superior to
+French--less eager at first, but with more stay in them--and he was proud
+of having received presents of some from the Prince of Wales of his time
+(Charles I.), "Milord de Hée," and from "Milord Howard." But a cross
+between English and French hounds he seems to have regarded as the _ne
+plus ultra_ of excellence. "Puss" was very much persecuted in the valley
+of the Meuse, furnishing by its exceptional swiftness and skill in
+swimming almost too good sport, "_contre montant l'eaüe tellement viste
+que les chiens ne les pouuoint pas aborder_." James's hunting sometimes
+led him into adventures, and on one occasion nearly saddled his host with
+a diplomatic difficulty. Riding hard, he once got to the little town of
+Ligny at nightfall, some eight miles from Bar, in a vassal territory
+belonging, under the Duke of Lorraine, to Montmorency, Duke of Luxemburg.
+The Duke of Luxemburg, being rather a big vassal, was in consequence also
+a very troublesome one, and the Lorrain Court and his officers frequently
+found themselves at loggerheads. To James, coming from Bar, with fifty
+Lorrain _gens d'armes_, besides his own suite, the _maire_ resolutely
+refused to open the gates and furnish lodgings for the night, grounding
+his refusal upon a decision of the Parliament of Paris passed in the year
+1661. The Lorrains were quite prepared for a siege and an assault.
+However, James deemed it wiser to leave things alone, and so the company
+rode half a mile further, to a little village called Velaine, where they
+spent a most uncomfortable night. Soon we have Montmorency complaining to
+King Louis of the assumed "_nouuelles entreprises de M. le Duc de Lorrain
+sur mon comté de Ligny_." Leopold revenged himself by imprisoning about a
+dozen _maires_ of the Ligny county, on the plea of their having failed to
+furnish the requisite waggons, and in the end bought Montmorency out with
+the sum of 2,600,000 francs.
+
+All this, however, was not enough excitement for James. In one of his
+letters he plaintively calls Bar his "Todis"--by which of course he means
+"Tomis." "Tomis," by a natural train of thought suggested--besides the
+_tristia_, of which we have plenty--the _ars amatoria_. And to it the
+Chevalier devoted not a few of his unoccupied hours. If local tradition
+speaks true, he differed very materially in his prosecution of this art
+from his father, of whom Catherine Sedley said that on what principle he
+selected the ladies of his heart she could never make out. None of them
+were good-looking, and if any of them had wit, he had not the wit to find
+it out. And Mary of Modena, his wife, added that, although he was willing
+to give up his crown for his faith, he could never muster sufficient
+resolution to discard a mistress. His son was in both respects far more of
+a man of the world.
+
+It was in the green bosquets of those Pâquis, his favourite
+lounging-place, that James first discovered his human jewel. To house her
+suitably, he took--at somebody else's cost--a cottage on the brow of the
+hill, where the view is delightful and the air magnificent. You can still
+approximately trace the site, high up in the Rue de l'Horloge, above the
+Rue St. Jean, a little below the neglected terrace in the Rue
+Chavée--which is well worth visiting for its prospect. As the house stood
+with its back to the hill and facing only the open space, there must have
+been absolute privacy. But, after moving down to the Lower Town, James
+found the ascent by those _Quatre-vingt Degrés_--which Oudinot rode up on
+horseback--a trifle laborious. The steps lead almost straight up from his
+house to the cottage, describing just enough of an angle to take in the
+humble building, now marked by a tablet, in which Marshal Oudinot was
+born. A more convenient arrangement could scarcely have been desired. But
+the steps were sadly "_sales et délabrés_." Not to inconvenience James in
+his amours, the town council readily voted the requisite sum for putting
+them into proper repair.
+
+When September came on, James found the air on the castle-hill "_trop
+vif_." Although his mother generally reports that "_il se porte bien_," it
+is to be feared that his constitution was none of the strongest. We read
+in one of D'Audriffet's despatches, "_que sa santé estoit toujours fort
+delicate_." He has had a "_fluxion_" in the eye. He has "weak lungs." "He
+is evidently very poorly," writes D'Audriffet to Louis. He finds himself
+"_alteré par l'intemperie du tems_." He takes the waters of Plombières
+four times "for his health," and wants to take those of Aix-la-Chapelle.
+He talks of going to a warmer climate--Spain or Italy, or, more
+specifically, Venice. But he can now obtain no fresh passport from the
+Emperor. Then he goes to have a look at Saint Mihiel, likewise in the
+Barrois, only a few miles from Koeurs, in which another Prince of Wales,
+young Edward--the same whom Edward IV. meanly struck with his gauntlet,
+and Richard of Gloucester despatched with a stab, to stop his
+"sprawling"--spent his young years of exile in company with his mother,
+Queen Margaret, from 1464 to 1471. But he does not like the idea of living
+in the Benedictine Abbey. So the Duke orders the town council to get ready
+once more M. Marchal's convenient house below, to which the Chevalier
+insists that a second house adjoining shall be added, belonging to M. de
+Romécourt, besides a portion of one belonging to M. Lepaige, with a
+kitchen specially built, and a "gardemanger," a new door, and sundry other
+conveniences, to say nothing of the hiring of further accommodation for
+his horses, his kennel, his _gens de vénerie_, his guards, some of his
+suite--all of whom and all of which he wants very near him, and all of
+which consequently, costs the town a good deal of money. M. de
+Romécourt's house is a complete match to M. Marchal's, but smaller,
+bringing up the frontage to thirteen windows.
+
+However, James was not always at Bar, nor yet always, when away, at
+Plombières. Duke Leopold was constantly inviting him to Lunéville, and
+sometimes to Nancy, and arranging most magnificent _fêtes_ in his honour.
+Leopold could do things handsomely when he chose. Even when James stayed
+three whole weeks, there was something new provided every day to amuse
+him--"_les plaisirs de la Cour étoint entremêlé de repas, de collations,
+de bals, de concerts, de Comédie, de promenades, de chasse, de feux
+d'artifice, etc., mais chaque jour tout étoit nouveau_." Leopold's palace
+at Lunéville--the same in allusion to which Louis XV. said to King
+Stanislas, "_Mon père, vous êtes mieux logé que moi_"--was specially laid
+out for the gaiety and the varied succession of amusements for which the
+Lorrain Court was famous. It was at the Lorrain Court that the _cotillon_,
+that universal favourite on the Continent, was first invented. And in
+Leopold's theatre it was that Adrienne Lecouvreur made her first
+appearance.
+
+To give James a right royal reception, Leopold spared neither pains nor
+money. He always made a point of going to meet his guest--to Batelemont,
+to Houdemont, or to Gondrecourt. To enable the Court to enter with proper
+spirit into all the magnificence prepared, we read in the official
+despatches, that in April, 1713, on the occasion of James's first visit,
+the Duke directed that two quarters' salaries, in arrear since 1711,
+should be paid to the officers of his household. D'Audriffet makes merry
+over this. But in France things were no better. The Court of Versailles,
+we know, was always behindhand in its payments to Queen Mary. Mrs
+Strickland makes this a matter of reproach to Desmarets, as if purely the
+result of his negligence. But the Court had not got the money. In 1715 we
+have D'Audriffet himself sending in his little account, which shows five
+years' salary to be owing, in addition to 24,800 livres of disbursements,
+the whole debt amounting to 84,800 livres.
+
+Even more brilliant than the _fêtes_ given at Lunéville, were those to
+which James was invited at the Château of Commercy, the seat of the Prince
+de Vaudémont. Vaudémont was rich and generous. He had occupied high
+positions in the army and the administrative services both of Austria and
+of Spain. He was a man pre-eminently prudent in council. Our William III.
+had discovered that, and had frequently sought his opinion, more
+particularly while the Treaty of Ryswick was under consideration. To James
+the Prince became a most valuable friend and confidant--more especially at
+that critical juncture when the Pretender's great aim was to get away
+unobserved form Lorraine. In his splendid castle of Commercy, set off by
+magnificent cent gardens and sheets of water throwing Versailles into the
+shade, the "Damoiseau" of Commercy gave _fêtes_ the description of which
+baffled Court chroniclers of the period, and after which, in the words of
+the "Gazette de Hollande," James found himself constrained to go back to
+Bar in self-defence, "_pour s'y delasser, pour ainsi dire, de la fatigue
+des plaisirs continuels_." There was such a _fête_ in June, 1713, arranged
+on a peculiarly lordly scale, in which a chorus of _Pèlerins de Saint
+Jacques_ were brought in--appropriately hailing from "L'Isle de Cythère,"
+and provided with passports from the goddess Venus--whose special object
+seems to be to say pretty things to James:--
+
+ "Vous gagnez tous les coeurs, tout le monde gémit
+ De voir un Roy d'une bonté si rare,
+ Et brillant de l'éclat de toutes les vertus
+ Loin des Etats qui lui sont dûs
+ Mais nous verrons un jour cette triple couronne
+ Qu'ont porté si longtems vos Illustres Ayeux,
+ Sur votre chef tomber des Cieux.
+ Le mérite, le sang, les Loix, tout vous la donne;
+ Laissez le soin de soûtenir ces droits
+ Au Dieu qui dans ses mains porte les coeurs des Rois."
+
+Then a curious supper was given. The twenty-four most illustrious guests
+present sat down at two tables, the ladies at one, the gentlemen at the
+other. Each person was served with an equal portion, "_tous en vaisselle
+de fayance, jusqu'aux manches des couteaux_."
+
+ "Et dans ce sobre repas
+ Chacun n'eut que vingt-sept plats."
+
+In all, to these twenty-four people 648 _plats_ were served. The great
+joke of the meal was, that strict silence was enjoined. "_Mais on avoit
+oublié d'en bannir les Ris._" So people soon began to laugh, and then the
+men accused the ladies of breaking the rule, and the ladies retorted, and
+that put an end to Trappism. On another occasion, in July, 1714, when
+James spent a fortnight at Commercy--while his sister was slowly
+dying--the Prince, in the course of an even more brilliant _fête_,
+entertained his guests with sham-fights, the siege of a castle, and other
+incidents of military operations, for which the services of a French
+army-corps stationed in the neighbourhood, at Troussay, under the command
+of M. de Ruffey, were impressed.
+
+Mary of Modena must have felt the removal of her only son--her only child,
+since the Princess Louise, "_la Consolatrice_," was dead--very keenly. She
+declared that she had no one left to open her heart to. This was not to be
+understood quite literally, for we find the Queen-Dowager pouring out her
+confidences very effusively to her _chère mère_ and the sisters at
+Chaillot, whose journals, in fact, supply the main records of Mary's
+doings. But, no doubt, she missed James much. Once after his banishment,
+in July, 1714--when James rushed secretly to Paris, to consult with the
+king about the steps to be taken in view of Queen Anne's impending death,
+and was sent away "_fort peu satisfait_"--she had seen him for an hour or
+two in the night. Very naturally, she wished to visit him at Bar, more
+particularly as her doctors had advised her to try the waters of
+Plombières. It is not altogether impossible, also, although the Queen was
+kept in rather tight leading-strings by Dr. Beaulieu, that, plagued as she
+was with cancer in the breast, she may have wished to take the advice of a
+specialist at Bar with whose fame at the time the world was ringing.
+Bar-le-Duc had become strangely identified with cures for cancer. In 1663
+Pierre Alliot first discovered the value of cauterising as a corrective
+treatment. And early in 1714 M. le sieur Moat, another Bar doctor,
+astonished the world with quite a novel method, which was probably humbug,
+since it is said to have effected perfectly incredible recoveries. Some
+months later we find Queen Mary preparing to set out for Bar and also for
+Plombières. Her bad health and an abnormally wet summer put a stop to the
+project. This was just about the time of the death of Queen Anne, when
+Leopold felt as if he were politically walking on eggs. He had given so
+much umbrage in England already, that every further offence was to be
+carefully avoided. If the Queen, as was to be anticipated, in going to
+Plombières, were also to visit Lunéville, that must of a certainty give
+rise to misunderstandings. So he sends officers and messengers to inquire
+and dissuade, as diplomatically as he can. The Queen had been so ill as to
+be given up, and he did not wish to pain her. But above all things he had
+to think of himself.
+
+On very different grounds the tidings of the Queen's impending visit also
+fluttered the good people of Bar not a little. They had never entertained
+a queen. So on the 13th of July we find the heads of the town council
+carefully inquiring of the Marquis de Gerbévillers, the governor of the
+district, what is the proper ceremonial to be observed. Thereupon a
+deputation is named, and a present of 16 lb. of _dragées_ and forty-eight
+_pots de confitures_ is voted, besides a _feuillade_ of wine for
+distribution, and a special _vin d'honneur_, to be presented to the royal
+visitor by the Marquis de Bassompierre, on behalf of the town. The
+Barisiens are very proud both of their _confitures_ and of their wine.
+Both may be had now, presumably, in the same quality in which they were
+tendered to Queen Mary. The _confitures_ consist of currants, red and
+white, preserved whole, in a syrup made sweet to excess. But the flavour
+is good. The _vins de Bar_ have long been reckoned a delicacy, more
+particularly the _clairet_--a variety having a colour half-way between red
+and white. The wine is highly praised by patriotic writers as being
+"_excellent, délicat, léger, et bien-faisant_," and more than any other
+"_ami de l'homme_." And if you only stick to that wine alone, and take
+care not to mix, you can drink, they protest, absolutely whatever quantity
+you like, without feeling one whit the worse next day. To an English
+palate, I am bound to say, the wine is apt to present itself as
+intolerably sour.
+
+After all, the Queen's visit did not come off till spring, 1715. That was,
+again, a most inconvenient time for the Duke of Lorraine, on much the same
+grounds as before. He had just made up that nasty tiff with the English
+Court, arising out of the publication of the Pretender's manifesto. King
+George was at length going to receive his envoy, M. de Lambertye. At such
+a juncture the classical "pig among roses" would have been ten times more
+welcome to nervous Leopold than Mary of Modena and her son at his Court.
+So he writes to Louis, begging him for heaven's sake to stop the Queen
+from coming, and despatches Baron Förstner post-haste to Bar to
+remonstrate with the Pretender. Neither attempt proved successful--but the
+Queen's visit did not do much harm. Her ill-health again came in as a
+special providence, detaining her till after Whitsuntide. She set out
+incognita with what is represented as a very modest train--namely, four
+coaches-and-six, one _littière_, and _quelques chaises_. The Duke had the
+good grace to receive her with a most hearty welcome. He sent the Marquis
+de Bassompierre, her son's great friend, to meet her at Châlons. Her son
+met her at Moutiers, on the border of the Barrois. For safety the forests
+were once more stocked with soldiers. On the 22d of June, Mary made her
+entry into Bar, putting up in James's house in the Rue des Tanneurs. The
+local grandees and the town council turned out in force to receive her,
+the Marquis de Bassompierre presenting the _dragées_ and the _vin
+d'honneur_, while the _bailli_, M. de Gerbévillers, did the honours on
+behalf of the Duke, whose Great Chamberlain he was. On the 25th Mary and
+James proceed to Commercy, where everybody expresses himself and herself
+delighted with _cette sainte Reine_. On the 18th of July the Queen arrives
+at Nancy, where the Duke and Duchess are staying. James was at that time
+in the midst of plotting. "Milord Drummond" had come from England to
+confer with him. Ferrari put in one of his suspicious appearances, to the
+bewilderment and annoyance of the French envoy. An Irish priest who talked
+indiscreetly about a _grand coup à faire_ was seized and kept under
+arrest. Couriers were rushing frantically to and fro. Something was "up."
+And Lord Stair, at Paris, we find, knew of it. But the Queen did not
+seemingly take a very hopeful view of things. She thanked the Duke very
+pathetically for his kindness to James. It needed generosity, she avowed,
+to interest one's self on behalf of a Prince "forsaken by all the world."
+Her gratitude would be "eternal." The Duchess was most attentive. Both
+days that the Queen was at Nancy she forestalled her in calling,
+surprising her at her toilet. At Lunéville, the Duchess had offered to
+make the Chevalier's bed with her own hands. From Nancy Mary Beatrice
+proceeded to Plombières _viâ_ Bar, returning to St Germains on the 22d of
+August. The waters had not done her much good.
+
+A brief space is due to those rather curious negotiations which were
+carried on while James was at Bar, to find the Pretender a suitable wife.
+According to Mrs Strickland this was rather a romantic affair. James was
+dying to marry his cousin, the Princess d'Este, while, on the other hand,
+the Princess Sobieska and Mademoiselle de Valois were both dying to marry
+him. In truth, there was no dying on either side, and the wooing
+originated, not in James's feeble affections--which were probably occupied
+to the full extent of their capacity with that young lady on the hill--but
+in the fertile brain of his scheming and restless host. Mrs Strickland, I
+ought to say, rather overrates the position of the Princess Sobieska, who
+eventually _did_ marry the Chevalier; and if there was any romance in her
+affection, she lived to be cured of it. Being the daughter only of an
+elective king, a _parvenu_ among royal personages, she was looked upon as
+a princess rather by courtesy than of right. Even to James, down in the
+world as he was, Leopold--in a manner her kinsman--did not dare to propose
+her except as a _pis aller_, when all hopes elsewhere were extinguished.
+His first proposal was an Austrian archduchess. He evidently thought the
+suggestion one which would do him credit. It would be a downright good
+"Catholic" match. It was bound to help the Pretender, and it might be
+agreeable to the Emperor, and so secure him, Leopold, very much on the
+look-out for favours as he was, gratitude in two influential quarters.
+The mere moral effect, he says, of an alliance entered into by the premier
+dynasty of Europe with the outcast Stuart prince must prove immensely to
+James's advantage. But there was money, too--which James particularly
+wanted--much money, heaped up in the Hofburg. James assented--though with
+nothing seemingly of eagerness; for it took him some months to grasp the
+full meaning of the idea. The proposal was made in March, 1714--long
+before the Princess Sobieska was thought of; and, as Leopold reports with
+unmistakable satisfaction, it was _assez gouté_ at Vienna. Only, the
+Princess asked for--the younger daughter of the late Emperor--was very
+young, in fact, a child in the nursery, and the marriage could not
+possibly take place for some considerable time. So, the Emperor thought,
+the matter had best be kept quiet. Nothing daunted, rather encouraged,
+Leopold, with James's approval, returned to the charge in June. If the
+younger archduchess was too young--very well, let it be the elder,
+Elizabeth, who was at that time heir-presumptive to the crown. (For Maria
+Theresa, the reigning Emperor's daughter, was not yet born.) Vienna took
+time to consider. James's appetite grew keen, and in July we find him
+plying the Emperor with two memorials, drawn up with the help of Nairne.
+So elated did he grow over his supposed brilliant prospects, that he
+returned very cold answers indeed to Cardinal Gualterio's well-meant
+representations in favour of a union with another lady--was it the
+Princess d'Este, Gualterio's own countrywoman? There was no money in that
+quarter. Accordingly James haughtily pronounces the marriage "_pas
+faisable_." But he pushes his suit at Vienna. It must be, he urges in his
+first memorial, altogether to the Emperor's interest that the Archduchess
+Elizabeth should be married to "_une personne qui ait assés de naissance
+et d'autres bonnes qualités personelles pour estre choisi après lui à
+remplir sa place_." Such a person James considers himself to be. And he
+puts his case in this way. Either the English crown will fall to him or it
+will not. If it does, well, then, there he is, a most desirable, wealthy,
+and influential nephew-in-law. If it does not, there he is, again, the
+fittest person in the world to succeed to the Imperial crown. In the
+second memorial, issued shortly after, he presses some further points.
+Hanover must not be allowed to grow too powerful. Indeed, as a Protestant
+Power, it is too "_formidable_" already, and the "_Duc d'Hannovre_" is
+"_un redoutable Rival_." But, "_il est certain qu'il (l'empereur) a moins
+à apprehender de l'Angleterre sans le Duc d'Hannovre que de le Duc
+d'Hannovre sans l'Angleterre_." Therefore--the reasoning does not seem
+quite clear--James ought to be supported; or else, certainly, the Duc
+d'Hannovre should be made to forego one of the two crowns--either Hanover
+or England, a proposal which James pronounces perfectly "_juste et
+nullement impracticable_." The proposal does not, however, "fetch" the
+Emperor, who goes on procrastinating. But, on the other hand, Louis XIV,
+gets wind of it, though he was not meant to, through D'Audriffet, and
+grows uneasy, throwing all the cold water that he can upon the scheme.
+Meanwhile in England things go against the Pretender. Queen Anne dies,
+King George succeeds, and, in spite of James's solemn protest, addressed
+to the Powers in English, French, and Latin, England seems perfectly
+content. After this it is not surprising to find Leopold, when James
+returns to the subject of his marriage, shaking his head discouragingly,
+and pointing out that the Pretender's matrimonial value has fallen
+appreciably in the market. He must no longer look "so high." Besides, the
+Emperor will not care to embroil himself by such a marriage with the
+Government of King George, with which he has struck up a friendship which,
+in Louis XIV.'s words, promises to prove alike "_solide et sincère_." Now,
+there is the Princess Sobieska! Leopold thinks that he could manage that.
+Through her mother she is a niece of the Empress Eleanor. Therefore, to a
+certain extent, James will still secure the Hapsburg interest. As for
+marrying the Archduchess, that is out of the question. James does not see
+it. He goes on harping upon the Archduchess Elizabeth, and worrying poor
+Leopold to resume negotiations.
+
+Leopold found worry of a more serious sort besetting him, on account of
+James, in a different quarter. To satisfy France was all very well. But
+what in this matter satisfied France offended England. Now, England itself
+was very little to the Duke of Lorraine. Louis XIV. kept assuring him that
+English complaints and remonstrances should have "_point de suite_," and
+that he would see him through the business. He had "nothing to fear."
+Accordingly, when the English Houses of Parliament began, very
+unreasonably, to memorialise Queen Anne in favour of moving for James's
+expulsion from "ungrateful" Lorraine, though the Court of St Germains
+showed itself, as we are told, "_fort picquée de ses addresses_," Leopold
+simply smiled, and assured James that he would see that those addresses
+remained "_inutiles_." He did not quite like it when Baron Förstner, his
+envoy in London, reported the two parties in England, both "Thoris" and
+"Wighs," to be unanimous on the point. James himself, whom he consulted
+without any result, confessed himself in an "_embarras de prendre le
+meilleur party_." However, Bolingbroke had advised Förstner that no notice
+should be taken; the English nation "_se portoit tantot a une chose et
+tantot a une autre_;" Parliament was about to be dissolved, and in the new
+House the whole thing might be forgotten. King Louis explained the
+resolution as a Whig dodge, a shibboleth, designed to make it clear who
+were the Pretender's supporters. However, the remonstrances went on. Two
+bishops made themselves ridiculous by very indiscreet and officious
+interference. The Duke judges that this "_n'estoit qu'une grimace de la
+Cour d'Angleterre_." But after a time he grows irritable, and recalls his
+envoy--quite as much in disgust as for economy. That does not mend
+matters--no more does the Duke's letter, written at the French king's
+suggestion for communication to Prior. D'Audriffet's despatch of 3d May,
+1714, shows that Leopold at that time quite expected that he might be made
+to give effect to the English demand. Meanwhile Queen Anne dies. James
+issues his proclamation, at which George and our Parliament take
+needlessly great offence, and an icy coldness springs up between the two
+Courts--just under circumstances under which coldness is least acceptable
+to Leopold. For, however little Queen Anne might have had it in her power
+to cross him, her successor is Elector of Hanover as well as King of
+England, fast friends with the Emperor, and has a great say in the
+bestowal of ecclesiastical patronage in Germany, for which Leopold, on
+behalf of his "near and dear relations" has an insatiable appetite.
+Accordingly he grows uncomfortable. He notices with alarm, so the letters
+show, that George takes an unusually long time advising him of the late
+Queen's death, and when the advice comes, it says nothing about his own
+accession. Anxious to make up the breach, Leopold at once despatches a
+special envoy, Lambertye, to present his congratulations. To the Duke's
+dismay George will not receive him. Leopold, however, bids him stay where
+he is, and addresses to the king his well-known memorial, which must
+certainly be pronounced dignified in tone and just in substance. James's
+proclamation, Leopold shows, was issued without any knowledge or consent
+on his part. Privately, he causes it to be explained that he is simply
+obeying dictatorial orders from Versailles. But--"_on a beau leur dire_,"
+writes de Bosque, D'Audriffet's substitute, on the 31st of October, "_que
+la France a vn pouuoir arbitraire sur le Duc de Lorrain et ses Etats, cela
+no les contente plus_." The poor Duke grows most uncomfortable. However,
+in January the matter is made up, and King George consents to receive
+Lambertye at last--at the very time when Queen Mary Beatrice threatens
+once more to trouble relations just settling down again, with her visit to
+Lunéville. In any case Lambertye's mission did not bring Lorraine any
+good--except, says Noel, it be the importation of a new variety of potato,
+which he carried home from England, and which proved much superior to the
+old Lorrain sort.
+
+If our statesmen had little right to call upon Leopold to expel James,
+they had of course every reason to be vigilant. And they do not appear to
+have failed often in that duty. To be quite fair, James's followers, on
+the whole, made the task pretty easy for them. They were always plotting,
+but at the same time also always letting out their secret--a tippler
+talking in his cups; an officer confiding intelligence to his sweetheart;
+a bungling conspirator boasting in very big words. Long before October,
+1715, when the great "invasion" at length took place, we have references
+to some intended move. All is promptly reported to England, and to Paris,
+where, after his arrival at his post, Stair, when not engaged in smuggling
+goods for his friends,--"_poil de chèvre_ stockings of different colours
+of grey, and long enough of the feet and legs" for the Duke of Argyll,
+besides knives, spoons, and forks of the St. Cloud pattern, all with
+"chiney" handles to them; a "bodyes," a "monto," and a "peticoate" for
+Lady Harriet Godolphin, to oblige the Duchess of Marlborough; moreover,
+silk gowns for the Countess of Loudoun--spares neither pains nor money to
+obtain the very best and most prompt intelligence. On the whole, he is
+admirably served, though occasionally he finds himself on a wrong scent,
+and even at the critical time, notwithstanding Mrs. Strickland's statement
+as to Mademoiselle du Châtelet's jealous peaching, it seems as if
+Bolingbroke were after all right, and our Ambassador had been put upon the
+right tack too late.
+
+At length, after much posting backwards and forwards of trusted but
+untrustworthy messengers and confidants, after more than one false alarm,
+and one very provoking act of treachery (on the part of a bankrupt
+banker), after much dissuasion from the Duke of Lorraine, who seems to
+have exhausted all his powers of reasonable argument in vain, after
+stealthy visits said to have been paid by Bolingbroke and Ormonde to Bar,
+and by Mar to Commercy, the great move takes place. To the end Leopold
+appears to have considered James's recall by the spontaneous act of the
+English nation a probable contingency. Now he warns him that a Hanoverian
+king on the English throne will play his game far more effectually than he
+himself possibly can by taking up arms--that, in the face of the
+unpopularity which the foreign ruler is sure to bring upon himself, if
+left alone, James will, by raising the flag of rebellion, only be cutting
+his own throat. However, James will pay no heed. Learning prudence, at any
+rate, as the time for action draws nearer, both the Chevalier and his
+friends grow close and uncommunicative, so as to extract complaints even
+from D'Audriffet, who, having been previously let into all the harmless
+little secrets of the plot at first hand, now finds himself reduced to
+coaxing intelligence out of "_une personne attachée au Chevalier de St.
+Georges, qui est de mes amies_." However, in October, just before the
+departure actually takes place, Leopold confides to him that James has
+expressed himself resolved to take his fortune into his own hand. He has
+been advised from England and Scotland that circumstances will never be
+more favourable. If he misses this chance, he will have no other. "_C'est
+tout gagner ou tout perdre._"
+
+At this time it is that James addresses to his friend Cardinal Gualterio
+at Rome a curious "_Mémoire sur un Lit_," which seems worth recording. He
+begs Gualterio to purchase, at once, as if for himself, "_un grand bois de
+lit à la francoise propre à coucher deux personnes, avec un dossier, mais
+point des pilliers. Le fond du lit de bon coutil--renforcé avec sangles_."
+Also, "_deux bons mattelas de bonne laine d'Ang{re.} proportionnés à la
+grandeur du lit_." His Eminence, James adds, will easily guess the purpose
+for which the bed is designed--a purpose depending upon "_un certain cas
+qu'on espere pouuoir arriver bientôt, mais qui doit etre tres secret
+jusqu'a ce qu'il soit asseuré_." He adds that he wants "_ni couuertures,
+ni tour de lit, ni ciel de lit, parcequ'on a tout cela ici_." The whole
+thing reminds one of that famous musical armchair which was ordered on
+behalf of Napoleon III., to be delivered at Berlin in 1870.
+
+The final escape of James was, on the whole, managed with secresy and some
+skill, though things went a little untowardly. Stair, who was sparing no
+pains to keep the Pretender watched to his every step, was a little
+deceived, partly by that false information which Bolingbroke says that he
+purposely gave him, partly by the equivocal bearing of the Regent and
+Torcy, who were both secretly befriending the Chevalier. Certainly Stair
+got his correct intelligence too late to be of much use, and so sent to
+Château Thierry to have James seized after the bird had flown. Cadogan in
+Brussels was better informed. He had stationed a "gentleman from
+Mecklenburgh," M. de Pless, at Nancy, ostensibly to attend the Academy,
+really to play the spy upon the Pretender. A letter from the Regent to
+D'Audriffet shows that the object of his mission was perfectly understood
+in the French capital. The news of the Chevalier's departure comes out
+through the indiscretion of some one in the secret arriving from
+Commercy--and immediately Pless takes formal leave of the Duke, and
+hurries without a moment's delay off to Brussels, where Cadogan has a
+courier ready, who, but for provokingly prolonged contrary winds, would
+have reached England in excellent time.
+
+Finding the Chevalier's mind made up, Leopold, wishing to be kind to the
+last, sends his _protégé_ as a parting gift, along with an affectionate
+valedictory letter, the acceptable present of 27,000 louis in gold, which
+James at once stows away in his private strong-box. This, we read, he was
+in the habit of always carrying about with him, placing it under his bed
+at night, and allowing no one to come near it. How he managed to transport
+it when riding on horseback from St Malo to Dunkirk, we are not told.
+
+It is well known that James started from Commercy on the 28th of October,
+1715, in disguise. But the precise manner of his escape is not generally
+quite correctly related. It explains why, for a full fortnight after
+James's disappearance, newspapers still go on reporting his supposed
+doings in Lorraine. The escape was of course abetted by the Prince de
+Vaudémont, who, to make it possible, invited a large company to Commercy
+for the day appointed, to hunt in his forests. James went out to hunt, and
+James apparently came back in the evening. But the James who returned was
+not the James who had gone out with the Pretender, but a follower of his,
+who bore a striking resemblance to his master, and had more than once been
+mistaken for him. Who this gentleman was I have not been able to trace.
+With this man James had exchanged clothes, unseen by any one, out in the
+forest. And so, as the Duc de Villeroy writes to Madame de Maintenon (the
+letter is in the Paris MSS), "_Il partit misterieusement de Commerci en
+chaise roulante, vestu du violet en Ecclesiastique, avec un petit colet,
+malgré la vigilance des Espions, sans qu'ils ayent pû auoir ni vent ni
+nouvelles de son depart, que deux ou trois jours après sa sortie_." The
+Pretender pursued his journey, carefully avoiding highroads, reaching
+Peterhead safely in the end, though only after much travelling backwards
+and forwards, taking pains to elude Stair's spies, who were placed at all
+important points. At Nonancourt he narrowly missed being caught, as we
+know, by Captain Douglas and two other emissaries, evidently what Bunyan
+calls "ill-favoured ones." For the impression became general in
+France--over which the editor of 'The Annals of the Earls of Stair,' Mr
+Murray Graham, grows exceedingly indignant--that these men were assassins
+retained to destroy the Pretender by Lord Stair, whose passports they
+carried, and who promptly came to their rescue when they were brought
+before the Grand Prévôt de la Haute Normandie. Very probably they looked
+cut-throats. One of them was armed. And as cut-throats, not spies, the
+_maîtresse de la poste_ cautioned James against them, helping him off, to
+save his life, in a disguise and with a guide provided by herself. As
+supposed cut-throats they were seized by the police, and as cut-throats
+they were brought before the judge. Stair's interference probably it was
+that saved their lives. But all his explanations and all his protestations
+could not for a long time remove from the mind of the French people the
+impression that the men were assassins. The Regent, we hear, released them
+without inquiry, simply to avoid scandal.
+
+How the Pretender's enterprise ended we all know. He does not appear to
+have been particularly attentive to his late host, the Duke of Lorraine.
+On the 24th of October he sent him a formal farewell; but on the 7th
+November we have the Duke stating as a grievance that he is without news.
+During November we find people in Paris growing remarkably confident. On
+the 2d of December Lord Stair complains that "_les plus sages à la Cour_"
+are just again beginning to treat the Chevalier as Pretender. Until two
+days before he was "King of England" to every one in Paris, "_et tout le
+monde avoit levé le masque_." There was not a single Frenchman, having any
+connection with the Court, who so much as set foot in Stair's house.
+Everybody thought that the Stuart cause was about to triumph. But the 11th
+of January, 1716, saw James back at Gravelines, "_d'où il repassa en
+Lorraine_," say the MSS. in the _Archives Nationales_. Mrs Strickland will
+have it that he went to Paris, where Bollingbroke advised him to go
+straight into Lorraine, without first asking leave of the Duke--which
+advice he did not follow. Independent Lorrain sources state that he passed
+through Lorraine, "_courant la poste a 9 chevaux_." As he had left all his
+goods and chattels at Bar-le-Duc, that seems the more likely version.
+Before his departure Duke Leopold had assured the Pretender that his
+dominions would always be open to him, and that he "_pourroit compter sur
+luy en tout ce qui en pourroit dependre_." In March, however, under
+altered circumstances, we find him advising Queen Mary Beatrice "for the
+second time," that he cannot again receive her son into his duchy. The
+Pretender himself seems to have taken the first warning. For we read in
+the 'Gazette de Hollande' that his _Domestiques et Equipages_ were removed
+from Bar to Paris in February. According to M. Konarski (I have not
+verified the entry in the archives, but it is doubtless correct) James
+left Bar on the 9th of February, "_sans adresser ses remerciments et ses
+adieux au duc Leopold_," says Noel; "_comme un escroc vulgaire_," says M.
+Konarski. "_Ne se contentant pas de largent que Léopold lui donnait il
+emprunta des sommes assez fortes aux seigneurs et partit sans les
+rembourser._" The sum of 15,000 francs paid to his friend M. de
+Bassompierre, which appears in the official accounts, is only one such
+debt. "_Cette ingratitude de la part du Chevalier de Saint Georges_," adds
+Noel, "_indignait toute la Cour_." People spoke to Leopold about it.
+"Gentlemen," said the Duke, "you forget that this Prince is in misfortune,
+and that he was a king." On another occasion he remarked to M.
+Bardin:--"He has done me justice; he has thought that I have simply
+performed my duty in assisting an unfortunate."
+
+If the direct benefits which the hospitality extended to James brought to
+Lorraine were less than nil, the indirect were scarcely more valuable. No
+doubt, the Pretender having set the example, not a few Roman Catholics
+from the United Kingdom, so Noel relates, sought the same hospitable
+refuge. Others came--among them both Noel and Marchal name the elder
+Pitt--to take advantage of the new Academy opened by Leopold, and rapidly
+blossoming into greatness under such distinguished masters as Duval and
+Vayringe. Some of these men brought plenty of money with them, and their
+liberal fees went to swell acceptably the new professors' receipts. But
+the number of impecunious persons, more particularly Irish, who flowed to
+the Lorrain Court to prey upon Leopold's generosity, seems to have been
+even larger. "_Nous regorgeons d'Irlandais_," writes the Duke's friend
+Bardin in 1719--_Irlandais_ who evidently boasted but little money and
+less gratitude. Bardin complains of an exceptionally bad case of the
+latter sort. Leopold mildly replies. "I helped him, not for his sake, but
+for my own."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In 1749, when the Duc fainéant, Stanislas Leszinski, "_simple gentilhomme
+lithuanien_," was holding his gay little Court at Lunéville, with Voltaire
+and Madame du Châtelet to lend brilliancy to it, and Madame de Boufflers
+to preside as elderly Venus, we read that the whole company were deeply
+touched when the great French writer, as was his wont, read out aloud his
+just completed chapter on the Stuarts, in the 'Siècle de Louis XV.'
+Everybody had a regret for the hardly used dynasty. Scarcely had Voltaire
+closed his book, when in rushed a messenger, bringing the tidings that
+James's son, Charles Edward, doubly an exile after the failure of his
+rebellion of 1745, had, on the demand of the English Government, been
+seized at Paris on leaving the Opera. "Oh heaven!" exclaimed Voltaire,
+"is it possible that the king can suffer such an indignity, and that his
+glory can have been tarnished by a stain which all the water of the Seine
+will not wash away!" The whole company was moved. Voltaire retired
+gloomily into his own room, threw down his MS. into a corner, and did not
+take the work up again till he found himself amid the more prosaic
+surroundings of Berlin. Very shortly after Charles Edward himself knocked
+at Stanislas' door. What he did during the nearly three years that he was
+a refugee at Lunéville, it seems impossible to ascertain. The French State
+Papers are silent--at Lunéville not a tradition has survived. His doings
+evidently were not considered worth recording. The drama of Stuart
+kingship was played out. The dream had come to an end. And so Courts grew
+cold.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A fate not so very dissimilar--except for one brilliant saving
+incident--awaited those very Dukes who had shown hospitality so freely to
+the Stuarts. The Stuart Pretendership and the Lorrain Dukedom came to an
+end at pretty nearly the same time. Hanover elbowed out the one, France
+the other. The Stuarts went down for good. The Lorrains found themselves
+transplanted to Vienna, and crowned with the Imperial diadem. They brought
+their new country good qualities and manners insuring popularity. But they
+brought it no luck. For once the old Austrian distich spoke wrong:--
+
+ "Bella gerunt alii, tu, felix Austria, nube!
+ Nam quae Mars aliis, dat tibi regna Venus."
+
+Under the Lorrain Emperors came the Seven Years' War, which lost Austria
+Silesia; the Napoleonic wars, which lost much territory in the west;
+1859, which lost part of her Italian possessions; 1866, which tore away
+the rest, and, moreover, turned Austria out of Germany. But the Lorrain
+Emperors have not forgotten their old virtue of hospitality. It may seem a
+strange whim of fate that at the present time the principal among those
+dispossessed sovereigns and unrecognised Pretenders who have flocked for
+protection under the hospitable "Double Cross," now carried back almost to
+its Eastern birthplace, should be the direct descendant and
+representative, six generations down, of the relentless and troublesome
+rival of that same Stuart James, whom, with not a little risk and cost to
+himself, the last really Lorrain Duke generously sheltered in the years
+from 1713 to 1716.
+
+
+
+
+II.--RICHARD DE LA POLE, "WHITE ROSE."[4]
+
+
+English visitors at Metz--there ought to be more, for there is not a
+little that is interesting to be seen in and around the old imperial
+city--are likely to have pointed out to them some venerable house or
+other, which, their guides will tell them, was nearly four hundred years
+ago the residence of a great English noble, a pretender to the crown, and
+the terror of Henry VIII.--the "Duke of Suffolk." Some guides may even
+style him "The King of England," since their distinguished townsman,
+Philippe de Vigneulles, gives him that title. In all probability the house
+shown will be the wrong one. For there is a great deal of loose and
+inaccurate archæology prevalent in these parts, and one old house is very
+apt to be confounded with another. I myself have had a leading French
+archæologist in Metz indicating to me an old Merovingian palace--highly
+interesting, to be sure--as the "Duc de Sciffort's" quarters. Once the
+building was plainly ancient, the trifling difference of eight hundred or
+a thousand years in the several dates made no odds to him. With the kind
+assistance, however, of the present archivist, Dr. Wolfram, my friend M.
+des Robert and the help of some old documents preserved in the local
+library--which in spite of repeated pilferings for the enrichment of
+Paris, still contains many valuable old manuscripts, I have been able
+pretty clearly to trace the movements in Metz of our distinguished
+countryman--who was indeed a claimant to the English crown, and over whose
+death in the battle of Pavia, in 1525, Henry VIII. exulted with such
+exuberance of gratitude to Providence, that he ordered a second public
+thanksgiving to be held "with great joy" on the 16th of March, the triumph
+proper for the victory of Pavia having--somewhat rashly, as it afterwards
+turned out--been celebrated on the 9th day of that month.
+
+The story of this Englishman's exploits abroad affords some features of
+interest. It is a rather curious tale of adventure, love and war, strange
+escapades, intrigues, and ambition. And it may be worth telling, because I
+find that in English historical writings there is a gaping hiatus on the
+subject--which is not a little remarkable. For, considering what an
+ever-present weight Richard evidently was on the minds of the two last
+Henrys, to what all but incredible lengths those kings carried their
+unscrupulous persecution of him--how they offered bribes to kings to
+deliver him up, and to meaner men to assassinate him--how not a treaty was
+proposed to foreign potentates but contained a special clause forbidding
+the harbouring of this dangerous character--one might have supposed that
+our chroniclers of the time would have deemed it expedient to tell
+posterity something about him. Their silence is explained by a strange
+want of materials. So little turns out to have been known in this country
+about the great marpeace, that Mr. Burton, in his 'History of Scotland,'
+actually assigns to him the wrong christian name, calling him "Reginald."
+Mr Gairdner in his interesting preface to one of the volumes of
+'Chronicles and Memorials' goes at some length into the history of
+Richard's brother Edmund. What became of Richard himself--except that he
+fell at Pavia--he confesses that he "cannot trace at all accurately."
+Napier in his 'Notices of Swyncombe and Ewelme' supplies fuller
+information than any other English writer. But he, too, is evidently at
+fault for materials. It is practically only foreign sources, very little
+studied in this country, to which we have to look for information on the
+subject of how "White Rose" employed the time of his exile, be it
+self-imposed or involuntary, which made up the main portion of his life.
+
+The chief of such writers is Philippe de Vigneulles, a contemporary of
+Richard's, and a citizen of Metz, who has left rather curious and pretty
+full memoirs written in that strange-sounding, uncouth Lorrain French,
+which was at his time spoken at Metz. The original manuscript, formerly in
+the possession of Count Emmery, was some time ago purchased at a sale by
+M. Prost, the well-known Lorrain archæologist. From it M. des Robert,
+another well-known writer, specifically connected with the ancient city of
+Metz--which only patriotic considerations have led him to desert--has
+drawn the information which some years ago he incorporated in a little
+monograph. Even this monograph leaves some gaps. And the author falls into
+one or two odd mistakes--which are no doubt excusable in a foreigner. For
+instance, he confounds the "rebel and traitor" Richard de la Pole with one
+of the most faithful followers of the Tudor kings, Sir Richard Pole, of
+Lordington, in ascribing to his hero, first, the office of Chamberlain to
+Prince Arthur, and later on the fatherhood of Reginald Pole the cardinal.
+But his pamphlet is decidedly useful, as supplying clues, which I have
+been able to follow up successfully on the spot.
+
+Richard de la Pole was the last member of a family which, within the space
+of about a century of strange vicissitudes, ran through all the stages of
+rapid rise, almost to the height of the throne, and no less sudden,
+humiliating descent, to attainder, execution, confiscation, and dishonour.
+I cannot stop here to tell their history at length. Genealogists have been
+careful to point out that the French prefix _de la_ proves no Norman
+descent. There is no "de la Pole," nor any name resembling it, to be met
+with in the Battle Roll. The De la Poles' origin was, in fact, so humble,
+that their first distinguished member, Michael, the prosperous
+merchant--to whom his native town, Hull, raised a monument in
+1871--afterwards Lord Chancellor of England and Knight of the Garter, is
+described in Camden as "basely born." His "base birth," it is true, has
+been disproved. But that only makes a difference of two or three
+generations. When Richard and his brothers came into the world, the family
+had had five generations of titled distinction and notoriety--partly of
+honour and partly of disgrace. Only one Suffolk of this
+creation--Richard's father--seems to have died at home and in his bed. And
+even his death was caused by "grief for the ruin of his family." The Lord
+Chancellor expired almost exactly a century before of "a broken heart" in
+exile. His son fell a victim to "dissentery" before Harfleur. The next
+Earl was honourably killed at Agincourt. His son, again, the "Duke of
+Suffolk" denounced in early ballads, lived to disgrace that dukedom which
+he had first obtained, and to die by lynch law under the form of a trial,
+for having had a hand in the murder of Humphrey, the "good" Duke of
+Gloucester, and in the surrender of Normandy and Aquitaine to France. This
+"bad" Duke's son rose once more to high distinction. King Edward IV.
+actually conferred upon him the hand of his sister Elizabeth; and Richard
+III., on the death of his own only son, appointed his eldest son
+John--created Earl of Lincoln--next heir to the throne. That appointment
+proved in after-time a rather questionable boon to the family. For it
+involved both John and his brothers in perils, and intrigues, and
+persecution. The Earl of Lincoln fell in the battle of Stoke, fighting for
+Simnel, the pretending Earl of Warwick, and by his treason and disgrace
+caused the death of his father. Of course his estates and titles were held
+to be forfeited. That forfeiture notwithstanding, the Earl of Lincoln's
+next brother was admitted to some part of the succession, both of estate
+and of title, by amicable arrangement with King Henry VII. These peerage
+cases were dealt with in those days in a very different manner from what
+they are now, as appears from the fact, that only some eight years
+previously, in Edward IV.'s reign, the De la Poles' rather distant cousin,
+the then Duke of Bedford--a Neville, not a Russell--had been deprived of
+his peerage by Act of Parliament on the score of poverty.
+
+Edmund de la Pole bargained with Henry VII., and recovered part of his
+brother's possessions and also the humbler of his titles in the peerage,
+by sacrificing the higher. He was admitted to the peerage as "Earl of
+Suffolk." Notwithstanding his renunciation, he, later on, when in exile,
+again claimed the dukedom. Edmund had in his youth been reported by the
+University of Oxford in a letter addressed to his uncle, King Edward IV.,
+"a penetrating, eloquent, and brilliant genius"--anything but which he
+proved himself to be. His letters read like the writing of a man of very
+poor education, even judged by the standard of those unlettered days. And
+at Court he played his cards so unskilfully, that he soon became, from a
+rather petted hanger-on, a declared "rebel and traitor," persecuted with
+all the unrelenting meanness and malice that the two first Tudor
+kings--the first, at any rate, not feeling very secure on his throne--were
+masters of. That almost necessarily involved his younger brother Richard
+in a like fate--which Richard did nothing to evade. Edmund, we read, had
+the misfortune to kill a "mean" person, whom he presumed to chastise for
+insulting him. For this he was brought before the King's Bench and
+adjudged guilty. The king readily granted a pardon. But the Earl took the
+indignity of his mere trial so much to heart, that he very unwisely fled
+die country. People said that he had taken refuge at the Court of his aunt
+Margaret, Duchess of Burgundy, which was then notoriously the
+gathering-place of malcontent Yorkists. This turned out incorrect. But the
+rumour may have helped to prejudice Henry against him. Edmund returned
+home for Prince Arthur's wedding in 1501, and appears to have been at
+pains to make his loyalty know, and to have been outwardly well received.
+But almost immediately afterwards he ran away a second time. And as he
+forthwith proclaimed himself a pretender to the throne, and obtained from
+the Emperor Maximilian a promise of material help--the loan of 4000 of his
+troops, wherewith to make good his pretention--it is not surprising that
+Henry should have set all his ample apparatus of crafty persecution at
+work against a man become so dangerous a foe. But it is surprising to find
+him stooping so very low in his recourse to dirty expedients. The State
+Papers show that bribes were offered all round--to the Emperor, to the
+King of France, Louis XII., to Philip of Castile and Burgundy--as much as
+twelve thousand crowns in gold--for Edmund's surrender or despatch. At
+length, in 1506, Fortune put Philip into Henry's power--a storm driving
+him on our coast. And Henry meanly took advantage of that opportunity to
+extort from the Spaniard an undertaking to surrender Edmund--then detained
+at Namur--agreeing, in return, to Philip's stipulation, that the
+prisoner's life should be spared. That promise he kept to the letter.
+Edmund was detained in the Tower until Henry's death--and then executed on
+Tower Hill by Henry VIII., in obedience to a direction set down with
+incredible rancour in his father's will. Dugdale suggests that, Edmund
+being so popular as a pretender, Henry VIII. did not like to leave the
+kingdom for a war projected in France, with his rival remaining in England
+alive. Another report says, that he was beheaded on the ground of
+correspondence proved to have taken place between himself and his brother,
+then a general in the French army.
+
+Richard had taken service under the King of France as early as 1492.
+Charles VIII. detecting in him even then that brilliant capacity which
+made him in after-life one of the foremost generals of his day, intrusted
+to him the command of 6000 _lansquenets_, at whose head he mastered the
+difficult but valuable art of maintaining discipline among a most unruly,
+but at the same time most serviceable host, and qualified himself for that
+peculiar kind of warfare in which he subsequently gathered splendid
+laurels. By this early favour Charles linked to his Court an officer who,
+as Gaillard says, became one of "_cette pleiade de grands Capitaines qui
+illustrèrent les règnes de Louis XII. et François I., et portèrent si haut
+l'honneur de nos armes--Bayard, la Palisse, la Trémouille, duc de
+Gueldres, Robert de la Marck_ [better known as Fleurange, "Le Jeune
+Aventureux"], _et la famille de Rohan_." Of all these famous
+captains--and, moreover, of Francis of Angoulême himself--Richard was a
+comrade-in-arms and familiar friend. And nobody seemed to be able to
+manage the wild and "_indociles_" mercenaries, who were ready to place
+themselves at the service of any sovereign who would pay them, like
+himself. Dreaded foes--and to the people scarcely less dreaded
+allies--were those "bandes noires" of Northern Germany, who, like the
+modern Prussians, bore on their banner the colours of black and white.
+Before Pampeluna--of gloomy memory--they mutinied even against Bayard,
+"striking"--according to the most approved notions of nineteenth-century
+trades-unionism--at the most critical juncture for the concession of
+double pay. Bayard and Suffolk between them, however, soon reduced them to
+obedience. Brantôme relates that it was said of the _lansquenets_ that
+after St. Peter had refused them entrance into heaven, their troubled
+souls could not even obtain admission into hell. The very devils were
+afraid of this wild company. With these rough warriors did Richard fight
+his battles, and fought them so well, that there was not one of the three
+French kings whom he served, who did not feel moved to reward his services
+with a substantial pension, in addition to his open thanks. Ever foremost
+in battle, Richard's company "receveyd," as John Stile reports to Henry
+VIII., "most hurte and los of men then any other of that party." And on
+that fateful day which cost Richard his life, and Francis I. "_tout fors
+l'honneur_," the king declared that, if all his troops had but done their
+duty like Richard's _lansquenets_, the victory would have been his.
+Francis was especially beholden to these rough soldiers, because, by
+winning for him the battle of Marignano, when his crown was still young
+and unsettled upon his head, they raised him to high prestige, and
+completely altered his position in Europe. "_Ce gros garçon gâtera tout_,"
+Louis XII. had said--leaving 1800 livres of debts for the "_gros garçon_"
+to pay. The prediction proved wrong.
+
+When Richard de la Pole took service under Charles VIII., his father was
+recently dead "of grief," and his family were under a cloud, owing to
+Lincoln's rising in 1487. The "affable" king was much pleased with his
+captain, and after the siege of Boulogne assigned to him a pension of 7000
+_écus_. At the conclusion of the treaty of Etaples, Henry VII. began his
+shabby course of persecution against Richard, from which he and his son
+never desisted while Richard was alive, demanding from Charles the
+surrender of his foe. Charles, however, flatly refused the demand. King
+Charles's pension, it is sadly to be feared, lapsed with his life in 1498;
+for in 1505, and thereabouts, we find Richard in absolute
+destitution--left, indeed, in pawn by his brother Edmund for that
+brother's debts with the citizens of Aix-la-Chapelle. (Sir Henry Ellis,
+with a little too much knowledge of German geography, places Richard at
+"Aken on the Elbe." It is, however, perfectly clear that the place of his
+detention was Aachen--that is, what we generally call Aix-la-Chapelle, but
+for which both Edmund and Richard adopted various fancy spellings, as,
+indeed, they did for most of their words, from the simple article upward.)
+
+As Richard's fate is so closely bound up with Edmund's, it may be
+convenient to review at one rapid glance the fortunes of that poor
+nobleman after his flight in 1501. He first repaired to Imst, in the
+Tyrol, to seek help from the Emperor Maximilian. The Emperor Maximilian
+gave him ample encouragement, drew up an agreement, kept his confidential
+agent as representative at his own Court, and sent him with letters of
+recommendation to Aix-la-Chapelle, where, hoping to obtain further
+succour, Edmund managed to outrun the constable, and was fain to leave his
+brother as pledge. In spring 1502 it was proposed that Edmund, to make
+good his claim, should land in England from Denmark. In that same year,
+however, Henry talked over the Emperor, and concluded a treaty with him,
+by which Maximilian bound himself not to allow any English rebels to
+reside in his dominions, "even though they be of the rank of dukes." That
+was, there can be no doubt, specially aimed at Edmund and Richard. Edmund
+now despaired of help in the quarter appealed to, and transferred his
+attentions to the Court of the Count Palatine. In 1504 he entered
+Guelders, with a view to proceeding to Frisia and obtaining pecuniary
+assistance--so he writes to his pawned brother at Aachen--from Duke George
+of Saxony. The Duke of Guelders, greedy to secure--as Archduke Philip, his
+cousin, writes to Henry--the reward which he is likely to receive from
+Henry, plays the traitor and enters into an intrigue with Philip of
+Burgundy--it is always the same Philip--who eventually "interns" Edmund at
+Namur.
+
+Poor Richard was in sore straits all the time. "Here I ly," he writes to
+his brother in very curious English, "in gret peyne and pouerte for your
+Grace, and no manner of comffort I have of your Grace.... Sir, be my
+trothe ye dele ffery hardly with me." "Sir," he writes again another time,
+"I beseche your Grace, send me some what to help me with all." He reports
+that--while Edmund was at Namur--the indignant "bourgoys of Aix" have sent
+a deputation to Philip to see what redress they could obtain. And coming
+back empty-handed they had denounced Edmund to Richard as "_le pluis false
+homme que oncques fuyt de sa parole_," and threatened to expose him at all
+the courts of Europe. At the same time Richard is made uncomfortable by
+the fact that he knows that Henry has offered the burgesses of Aix
+bribes--as much as 5000 crowns in gold--if they will deliver him "three
+lieuwes out of the town of Aix"--"and he will pay them," he significantly
+adds.
+
+From Namur, Edmund, with a mixture of rather too ingenuous prudence and
+folly, as a last shift, offers a reconciliation to Henry, but fixes his
+own terms exorbitantly high. This offer, as has been already related,
+sealed his doom. He died by the executioner in 1513.
+
+His death left Richard the more or less recognised "White Rose" claimant
+to the throne of England. (What became of his two elder brothers, Humphrey
+and Edward--both of whom took orders, and one of whom was Archdeacon of
+Richmond--we are not told.) Somehow or other he had managed to get away
+from Aix in 1506. For in that year we find the Emperor reporting to Henry
+that he had seized the French "orators," who had proceeded to Hungary by
+way of Venice. He had looked out, as desired, for Richard, but had not
+been able to find him among the company. In April, 1507, however, Richard
+writes, dating his letter "Budae," to the Bishop of Liége--one of the De
+la Marcks with whom at Metz he was to become intimate--in Latin, which is
+very much better than his English, though that is not saying much.
+
+King Henry having, in 1509, given proofs of his peculiar goodwill towards
+the De la Poles, by excepting them in distinct terms from a general
+pardon, we cannot be surprised to learn that Richard--"Blanche Rose" they
+called him in France--had grown busy scheming against his sovereign. Louis
+XII. was then at war with Henry, and it served Louis's purpose to turn to
+account the "_instrument de trouble que le roi dans l'occassion pouvait
+faire agir en Angleterre--une étincelle qui pouvait y rallumer les
+anciennes incendies_." In 1512 we have John Stile reporting to Henry, that
+"your sayd rebel was mayde a Capytan of the Almaynys that went you to
+Navar, where many of the Almaynys now of late be slayne." "The Almaynys"
+were Richard's _lansquenets_, who indeed suffered great "hurte and los" in
+that ill-starred campaign. Richard fought there side by side with Bayard,
+and half starved with him on bread made of millet; and though their defeat
+meant disaster to the King of Navarre, the army were not altogether sorry
+to be called back to Artois, invaded by the English. Richard's command of
+the "French fleet for a rising in England," recorded by Peter Martyr, was
+probably only of brief duration. For we find him again at the head of his
+6000 _lansquenets_ at Therouenne, besieged by the English, and taking part
+in the inglorious "battle of the Spurs"--so named because the French,
+taken by surprise while riding, not their war-horses, but their
+"hackneys," trusted more to their spurs than to their swords. That day of
+Guinegate helped to bring peace to England and France--and to send Richard
+to Metz. The Duc de Longueville, taken prisoner on that day, turned his
+captivity to account for negotiating a treaty of peace--one condition of
+which was that the Princess Mary, Henry VIII.'s sister, should be married
+to the all but dying Louis XII.--as the clerics of the Basoche said, "_Une
+hacquenée pour le porter bientost et plus doucement en enfer ou en
+paradis_." Another condition was, that Richard should be given up. To this
+Louis would not agree, but answered in almost the same terms which his
+cousin had used, "_Qu'il aimait mieux perdre tout ce qu'il possédait que
+de le conserver en violant l'hospitalité_." Some people say that this was
+mere bounce. But it had its effect.
+
+A compromise was arranged, in pursuance of which Richard was banished to
+Metz. That was rather a cool proceeding on the part of the two monarchs,
+considering that Metz was then a city of the Empire, in no sort of
+dependence upon either Henry or Louis. The thirteen Jurats of Metz were
+accordingly a little taken aback when they received Louis's letter to
+"_mes bons amis_," begging that his _protégé_ might be "_bien reçu et bien
+advenu_"--as well they might, in view of the treaty concluded between
+England and their master, the Emperor, in 1502, with special reference to
+this self-styled "duke." However, they got over the difficulty by granting
+Richard a _laissezpasser_ for eight days, to be indefinitely renewed,
+while that should prove practicable. So De la Pole went to Metz, England
+and France got their peace for a time, and Mary--"_bien polie, mignoinne,
+gente et belle_" as she was--married Louis, "_fort gouteux vies et
+caducque_," as a brief prelude to her clandestine marriage with the new
+Duke of Suffolk, Brandon.
+
+On the 2d of September, 1514, one Saturday, we read in Vigneulles,
+"Blanche Rose" entered Metz, escorted by sixty "_chevaliers_," several
+French "_gentilhommes_," and a guard of honour furnished by the Duke of
+Lorraine, René II. That was making his entry in good style; and such
+style, on the whole, he managed to maintain whilst in Metz. It is true
+that at times he was very short of money, and paid his servants, dressed
+"in grey and blue," their wages most irregularly; and that even his
+chaplain could wring his "wages" from him only "a crown at a time." But
+that was because, what with keeping open house, and entertaining the
+_honoratiores_ of Metz, betting, gambling, and making love to other men's
+wives, "the Duke" spent his money faster than he got it. King Louis had
+allowed him a pension of 6000 _écus_ per annum. King Francis made very
+much of him, and from time to time "augmented his stipend." The Messins,
+always inclined to hospitality, took delight in honouring their guest,
+whose chivalrous manners and easy amiability made him popular. And they
+never ceased to look upon him as "_le vray héritier d'Angleterre qui
+devoit mieulx estre roy que celui qui l'estoit_."
+
+Metz was then in a semi-independent state, which, in the present day, it
+is interesting to study. Its nationality was German, its language was a
+curious sort of early French. Its sympathies were French, too. Its
+seigneurs served in the French army; and at the famous "sacres" of French
+kings, representatives of the leading families of Metz--the Serrières, the
+Gournays, the De Heus, the Baudoches, &c.--attended, and considered it an
+honour to be dubbed knights. To complete the mixture of nationalities, the
+city was surrounded by Lorraine, then an independent dukedom. The
+government of the city was in principle the same as that of other great
+German free towns--Strassburg, Bâle, Cologne, Mayence, &c. There was
+nothing at all similar in France. It was divided into six (originally only
+five) "paraiges." Its head was a _maître échevin_, at that time appointed
+afresh every year. It was administered by a council of thirteen Jurats,
+representing, for the most part, the patrician families. From the judgment
+of the Thirteen there was no appeal. The larger Council consisted of the
+Thirteen, with the addition of an indefinite number of "prudhommes" or
+"wardours"; and for purposes of taxation and similar business, the whole
+mass of citizens were called together. There were, moreover, standing
+committees of seven each, appointed to deal severally with matters of war,
+gates and walls, the collection of taxes, the treasury, and paving. There
+were also three mayors under the _maître échevin_ and a number of "amans"
+or amanuenses, answering to modern notaries. The whole city was a
+thoroughly self-contained little republic.
+
+Among these people Richard de la Pole had come to take up his abode. As a
+welcome, the Thirteen presented him with two demi-cuves of wine, one red
+the other "clairet," and, moreover, with twenty-five quarters of oats for
+his horses. The question of housing so distinguished a guest presented
+some difficulties. On the advice of Michel Chaverson, the _maître échevin_
+for the year, the Thirteen committed Richard to the care of Vigneulles,
+the writer of the Memoirs, then already a citizen of note and substance.
+For the first three nights he put Richard up at "la Court St Mairtin,"
+which was presumably near the Church of St Martin still existing. The
+Duke of Lorraine's Guard were quartered in what was then the leading
+hotel, "à l'Ange," which has now disappeared. Nothing suitable offering
+for a longer residence, Vigneulles prevailed upon his fellow-citizen,
+Chevalier Claude Baudoche, one of the foremost men in the place, and
+"Seigneur of Moulins"--the prettily situated village or almost suburb
+which you pass on your way to the battle-fields of 1870--to lend him for
+an indefinite period his magnificent mansion called "Paisse Temps,"
+situated on the bank of one arm of the Moselle. The site may still easily
+be traced. It adjoined the Abbey of St Vincent, of which the church still
+stands--a beautiful church inside, though insignificant without. Its
+architectural lines are perfect, and there is some fine stained glass from
+the famous works of Champigneulles, of Metz, which were in 1875 removed to
+Bar-le-Duc. The Baudoches were at that time a wealthy and highly
+influential family in Metz. To-day, such is the instability of things
+terrestrial, the city knows them no more. About fifty years ago, their
+last remaining representative was a small watchmaker plying his trade in
+an insignificant shop in the Rue Fournirue. Of the suitableness of the
+house secured there could be no question; for in it Pierre Baudoche,
+Claude's father, had entertained several crowned heads, including the
+Emperor Maximilian. Here Richard found a lordly home, which he maintained
+in a lordly style, receiving in turn all the leading personages of Metz
+and dispensing a princely hospitality.
+
+On New Year's Day, 1515, precisely at midnight, Louis XII. died, not
+twelve weeks after his marriage with Mary, who--rather uncomfortable under
+the attentions paid her by Francis, French historians say--very soon left
+the Court, to marry the new Duke of Suffolk. The "gros garçon" could not
+keep quiet long. With an army including no less than 26,000 _lansquenets_
+he marched into Italy, to claim his succession to the Milanais, and won
+the battle of Marignano. In this campaign Richard appears to have found no
+employment, though his old corps, the _lansquenets_, covered themselves
+with glory. The treaty with England, forbidding his employment in France,
+was still too recent for him to be allowed to lend the aid of his sword.
+Truth to tell, Henry gained mighty little by Richard's ostensible
+inaction. Being at Metz, plotting and scheming, he made the king far more
+uncomfortable than he could possibly have done had he been fighting at
+Marignano. He was reported to be planning all sorts of enterprises.
+Evidently he was much feared at home. Wolsey complains that malcontents
+and men out of work threaten that they will join De la Pole and take part
+in the impending invasion. On Henry's side it is all treachery and
+scheming. Richard is to be waylaid, to be murdered, and so on. Lord
+Worcester writes that he "knows of a gentleman who will take that matter
+in hand." He is to be seized "when he goes into the field either to course
+the hares or to see his horses" (_i.e._, to take exercise). The Emperor,
+on the other hand, had grown so careless in the observance of his treaty
+with England, that the Messins had plucked up courage formally to present
+Richard with the freedom of their city. And a "paper of intelligence" to
+the English Court describes him as "in his glory."
+
+In 1516 "Blanche Rose" could remain quiet no longer. He must see Francis,
+and ask for military employment. So on the 22d February, without telling
+any one a word, we find him mounting horse, taking with him only his cook
+and a page, and trotting off to Paris, covering a hundred miles in
+twenty-four hours. But there was no employment for him yet. He returned on
+the 3rd of April. On Christmas Eve he repeats his ride, again secretly,
+accompanied by the Duke of Guelders, who had come to Metz in disguise. He
+returned, as he had come, in strict privacy, on the 17th February. After
+his return Claude Baudoche found that he could no longer spare "Paisse
+Temps," and politely turned out his guest. But he placed another house at
+his disposal, which may still be seen, at the crossing of the Rue de
+l'Esplanade and the Rue des Prisons Militaires (I give the French names,
+having forgotten the German). In the old chronicles the house, previously
+occupied by Jean or Jehan de Vy, is described as "_après le grant maison
+de coste de St Esprit_." Just opposite it is the Church of St Martin, a
+rather interesting building, exhibiting a curious medley of architectural
+styles. A rather remarkable feature in the church is a row of curious
+sculptures. "Blanche Rose's" house, dwindled terribly in size, and shorn
+of its ancient splendour, though still exhibiting some small remnants of
+former grandeur, such as zigzag mouldings and Gothic labels, directly
+faces this church on one side, and on the other side a public building,
+which is, if I recollect right, the military prison, and in front of which
+a Prussian sentry paces solemnly up and down.
+
+At this house it was that Richard conceived the curious idea of treating
+his fellow-burgesses to what must have infallibly endeared him to English
+neighbours--namely, the spectacle of a horse-race. Such a thing as that
+was, it appears, previously quite unknown in Metz. And accordingly it
+occasioned not a little stir. Richard and "_aultres seigneurs_," we read,
+were much given to exciting pastimes, including gambling and betting. And
+Richard, being the owner of a horse of which--like other owners of
+horses--he had an exceedingly high opinion, was rash enough one day to
+offer a bet against any one who might maintain that within ten "_lues_"
+round there was another horse running equally well. Nicolle Dex (whose
+name was pronounced Desh) readily took the bet, offering, to run his own
+horse against Richard's. All the particulars of the arrangements for the
+race are minutely recorded by Vigneulles. The two men were to ride their
+own horses. The course was to be from the Orme at Aubigny (a village five
+miles from Metz) to the gate of the Abbey of St. Clement (which abbey was
+destroyed in 1552, when the Duc de Guise held Metz against Charles V.).
+The bet was for eighty "_escus d'or au solleil_," which was to be paid
+beforehand to a stakeholder. The race came off on the appointed day,
+Saturday the 2nd of May--the day on which "_l'awaine et le bacon_" were,
+by regulation of the authorities, first sold. That would enable the
+competitors to get easily out of the gate of St. Thibault--which was
+conveniently near Richard's house, but which had to be opened on purpose.
+The Chevalier Dex, with an amount of cunning of which Vigneulles does not
+altogether approve, had for some days before subjected both himself and
+his horse to preparatory treatment--"_dieu scet comment_." "_Comme il me
+fut dit et certifié_," that treatment consisted in his drinking nothing
+but white wine--which is the more sour of the two, and therefore is
+supposed rather strongly to contract the human frame--and giving his horse
+no hay whatever. Moreover, he had his horse shod with very light steel
+shoes. And himself he made as light as possible, riding "_tout en
+pourpoint, avec un petit bonnet en sa teste_," without shoes and without a
+saddle, having merely a light saddle-cloth laid over the horse's back.
+"Blanche Rose," however, rode in a saddle, and booted and spurred as for
+ordinary exercise. When the signal was given, Vigneulles says, the
+horsemen started with such terrible impetuosity that the bystanders
+thought the earth was going to open under them. "Blanche Rose" kept the
+lead most part of the way. But when the two reached St. Laidre--a
+_léproserie_ near Montigny (the name of which still survives in a hamlet
+situated between Montigny and Aubigny) famed for its asparagus and
+fruit--Dex's artifices began to tell. Richard's horse was found to puff
+and to pant, and could not keep pace with its rival. Nicolle outstripped
+him. And though Richard spurred his horse till "_le cler sanc en sailloit
+de tout cousté_," it availed him nothing. Nicolle, having husbanded his
+horse's powers, came in first at the post. Richard was terribly annoyed,
+but he "_ne dédaignait de risquer un peu de honte contre beaucoup de
+plaisir_," like a good many other people. Very naturally, however, he
+would have his revenge. So the next St. Clement's Day saw the two horses
+running against one another once more; but it seems that their masters did
+not this time act as their own jockeys. Ill luck would have it that
+"Blanche Rose's" jockey, one of his pages, was thrown whilst riding, by
+which mishap his master lost his bet a second time. After that he did not
+tempt fortune again on the turf.
+
+A month after the first race, Richard made a second attempt to obtain a
+command under Francis. Accompanied by several "_de nos jonnes seigneurs_,"
+he proceeded to Milan and other places in Italy. "_Dieu les conduie_,"
+piously ejaculates Vigneulles. They arrived, as it turned out, a day after
+the fair. Peace had been concluded, and the _seigneurs_ returned to Metz
+without having had occasion to draw their swords.
+
+In this year, Henry, through one of his emissaries, tempted Richard with a
+proposal that he should endeavour to make his peace with the king, and
+write him a letter in that sense. The king, explained Alamire, the
+emissary in question, "had the character of being most clement." "So I
+have heard," replied Richard, scenting the mischief; "and how well I
+should stand with my present protector, the King of France, if King Henry
+were to show him my letter!"
+
+In the following year Richard once more rode to Paris, seeking employment.
+This time he was rewarded with a secret mission, on which he was sent into
+Normandy. It was about this time that Giustiniani learnt from the legate,
+Campeggio, that Francis favoured "Blanche Rose" more than ever, and Henry
+and his ministers again began to feel acutely uncomfortable. They had
+heard, so the State Papers show, that Francis and Richard were plotting
+mischief: Francis was favouring the Duke of Albany and trying to stir up
+disturbances in Scotland. There was a scheme on foot, Sir Richard
+Jernegan reports, according to which the Duke of Albany was to sail from
+Brittany to Scotland, "there to make business against the king," while
+"Blanche Rose" was to invade England from Denmark, abetted by the king of
+that country, and accompanied by that king's uncle, the Duke of Ulske; and
+Monsieur de Bourbon and the Duke of Vendôme were at the same time to
+besiege Tournay, which, in the peace of 1514, England had managed to
+retain. We cannot be altogether surprised, knowing in what systematic
+manner the Henrys persecuted the De la Poles, to learn that a man was said
+to have been taken in Champagne, paid by Henry to kill Richard. Indeed the
+thought of getting rid of Richard by assassination appears to have been
+habitually uppermost in Henry's mind.
+
+However, the threatened invasion did not take place yet. Francis had other
+work to turn his thoughts to. On the 12th of January, 1519, Emperor
+Maximilian of Germany died, and the question arose, who was to be the next
+Emperor. Charles, the youthful King of Spain, was a candidate, and Francis
+of France resolved to enter the lists against him. He considered himself
+to have a fair chance. He seems to have counted even on Henry's support;
+but Henry, it turned out, cherished ill-founded hopes of being himself
+elected, and fought in a half-hearted way for his own hand. Francis,
+however, spared no pains in his canvass. He bribed and coaxed and promised
+all round, and indeed only very narrowly missed the election. At the last
+moment the Elector of Saxony left him in the lurch, just as, nearly three
+centuries after, that Elector's successor failed Napoleon at Leipzig,
+going over to the other side. But for that defection Francis would of a
+surety have been elected Emperor. One of the promises which Francis had
+rashly made, was this: "_Si je suis élu, trois ans après l'élection, je
+jure que je serai à Constantinople ou je serai mort_." At the very last
+stage of the proceedings he despatched Richard de la Pole as a
+confidential envoy to Prague, where the Electoral College was sitting, to
+further his candidature. In the National Library at Paris a manuscript
+letter is still preserved containing the king's instructions. However,
+Richard arrived too late.
+
+In the same year--1519--"Blanche Rose" found himself compelled to change
+his quarters a second time. Claude Baudoche "_vouloit r'avoir ses
+maisons_." The dean and chapter of Metz signalised their goodwill towards
+the guest of their city by making over to him for life, at a nominal rent
+of 10 _sols messins_ per annum, their old mansion, called "la Haulte
+Pierre," occupying the commanding site on which now stands the Palais de
+Justice. In all probability, the handsome esplanade now leading up to that
+building did not at that time exist, nor yet perhaps the splendid terrace
+facing the Moselle and St. Quentin. But at all times the situation must
+have been unique. The reason why the house was let so cheap was, that it
+was then in an utterly dilapidated condition, and the tenant undertook
+thoroughly to repair it. He did better, as the chapter remembered to his
+credit after his death. At a heavy cost--he spent 2000 gold florins upon
+it in one year--he rebuilt it from top to bottom in magnificent style.
+That mansion does not now survive. It was pulled down in 1776 to make
+room for the present structure, more useful though less showy, in which
+are housed the provincial law-courts.
+
+While still in "la Rue de la Grande Maison"--the Rue de
+l'Esplanade--Richard de la Pole got entangled in a little love intrigue,
+which caused a tremendous commotion in the town, and led him into serious
+trouble. Metz was rather famed in those days for its goldsmiths. The Rue
+Fournirue--still interesting--was full of them. One of these artisans,
+named Nicolas Sébille, had a young wife, whom Vigneulles describes as
+"_une des belles jonnes femmes, qui fut point en la cité de Metz, haulte,
+droite et élancée et blanche comme la neige_." To this beautiful young
+woman's heart Richard successfully laid siege. She came to see him at his
+house, which was conveniently near. The conquest does not appear to have
+cost him much persuasion. Evidently Madame Sébille was as hotly smitten
+with him as he was with her. To be able to carry on his little amour with
+the greater freedom, he gave the unsuspecting husband an order for some
+very costly and elaborate goldsmith's work, necessitating one or two
+journeys to Paris, the expense of which Richard was quite content to pay.
+While the husband was away "_celle belle Sébille_" went "_aulcunes fois
+bancqueter et faire la bonne chière en l'ostel du dit duc_," so much so
+that the city began to talk. The duke, for the safety of his lady-love,
+employed a certain hosier named Mangenat to escort her and watch the
+streets. Mangenat was in one sense admirably fitted for this office--for
+he was a stalwart bully, who soon became the terror of all the
+neighbourhood. Like the German and French police in these days, he
+suspected a spy or an enemy in every person he met, and struck and mauled
+a good many harmless creatures. That caused additional scandal; and as
+there was no police to maintain peace and order, the neighbours, after
+complaining a good deal, took the law into their own hand, and one fine
+night, early in September, turned out in force to lynch Mangenat. Richard
+had by that time removed to "Haulte Pierre," and there was therefore a
+considerable distance to cover between his house and the Rue Fournirue.
+The neighbours were firmly resolved to turn Mangenat into a "_corps sans
+âme_." Mangenat, however, managed to elude them. The neighbours then laid
+their plaint before the Thirteen. Madame Sébille, fearing her husband's
+wrath, resolutely packed up her clothes and jewels and other belongings,
+and with them also her husband's money, and transferred herself with these
+possessions to the "Haulte Pierre." This made matters still worse,
+especially when Nicolas returned home and set a-clamouring for his money
+and his wife. Watching for "Blanche Rose," he caught him one day in the
+Rue Fournirue, and very nearly did for him. On Sunday, the 16th of
+September, he demonstratively took up his position, fully armed with sword
+and hallebarde, at the cathedral door, intending to knock Richard's life
+out of him in the sacred place. Richard was warned, and wisely kept out of
+the way. However, as Nicolas tried to raise a popular tumult, on the
+ground that an outraged plebeian could obtain no legal redress from the
+patrician court--"_l'aristocratie_," says M. des Robert, "_fut tout
+puissante_"--the Thirteen could ignore the case no longer. With some
+difficulty they persuaded "the duke" to let Madame Sébille go. He agreed
+to this only on the distinct understanding that Nicolas "_ne lui_ [that
+is, his wife] _ne reprochait en rien sa conduite, ni ne la baittroit, ni
+ne lui diroit parole qui l'en puist desplaire, si non que leur débast ou
+huttin vint pour aultre chose_." This undertaking having been given--by
+the Thirteen--Madame Sébille was brought before the court under protection
+of a strong armed escort, consisting of notable chevaliers. Of course
+Nicolas would in no wise agree to the terms proposed. And so the
+Thirteen--it is interesting to learn how these cases were dealt with in
+those early days--kept his wife in their own charge, lodging her very
+fitly in the council-room of the "Seven of War," and supplying her with
+good food and drink at the expense of the town. Thereupon Nicolas, as he
+could not obtain redress as a citizen of Metz, migrated to Thionville,
+became a burgess of that town and then--as he was entitled to do in those
+days--levied war in person on the man who had wronged him. He bribed "_Des
+Allemans_" to waylay and kidnap or kill Richard, just as the two English
+Henrys had done. Richard, being a little bit frightened, sought refuge in
+the chateau of Ennery, belonging to Signor Nicolle de Heu. (This fact was
+promptly reported to Henry.) Here, Vigneulles says, Richard meant to
+"_passer mélancolie et passer son dueil_." However, Sébille's "_Allemans_"
+found him out, and one day very nearly captured him. So "Blanche Rose"
+thought it prudent to seek safer quarters. He found them at Toul. Nicolas
+does not appear to have followed him so far, nor to have troubled himself
+much further about his faithless wife. This put the Thirteen in a fix.
+They had the lady on their hands, and were sorely puzzled what to do with
+her. Nicolas would not have her on any account, and could not at
+Thionville be made to take her; and restore her to Richard they in
+propriety could not. After much deliberation, having detained her a full
+fortnight at public expense, they cut the knot to their own satisfaction
+by handing Madame Sébille over to her brother, one Gaudin, a butcher, who
+was to take care of her. Gaudin gave her in charge to an old woman selling
+wax candles. Madame Sébille was under strict injunction not to leave the
+city. But who could expect her to observe that command? Anyhow, one fire
+morning, pretending that she had a pilgrimage to perform to "St. Trottin,"
+she made her way outside the city gates disguised as a _vendangeresse_,
+with a basket by her side and a sickle in her hand. Outside the walls she
+was met by friends who at once put her into a page's clothes, in which, of
+course, she marched as straight as she could to Toul, and joined "Blanche
+Rose," to her swain's delight as well as her own. Richard had once more
+"_ne dédaigné de risquer un peu de honte contre beaucoup de plaisir_." He
+and his lady-love were now outside the jurisdiction of the Thirteen, and
+might therefore consider themselves safe. But upon the abettors of the
+lady's flight the magistrates visited their share in the offence with all
+the greater rigour. Notwithstanding Richard's earnest interposition, they
+heavily fined and banished them. Thus ends the story of Richard's amour;
+for what became of Madame Sébille afterwards, neither history nor
+tradition records. She was not allowed to enjoy the company of her knight
+long; for stirring events were in train, which required his presence
+elsewhere.
+
+In 1521 a powerful alliance of European States was formed against Francis
+I., designed to humble the victor of Marignano. It comprised the Emperor,
+the Pope, the King of England, Florence, Venice, and Genoa. In 1522
+England invaded Picardy and Flanders. That put an end to the treaty
+engagements of 1514, and made Richard's services allowable as well as
+needful to the French king. Indeed "Blanche Rose" did not wait to be
+summoned. The State papers and other official publications of that period
+relate how busy he was plotting against England and Scotland. King Francis
+took a delight in parading his partiality for the Duke of Albany and the
+"Duke of Suffolk." He rode in public with one of them on one side and one
+on the other. He slapped Richard on the back and said in the hearing of
+the Court: "My Lord of Suffolk, I will set you in England with 40,000 men
+within few days." He proposed a marriage for Richard with the daughter of
+the Duke of Holstein, and planned sundry invasions of England which,
+happily, did not come off. But Richard joined the French army under Guise
+and Vendôme, and fought against his countrymen in Picardy. There he raised
+a corps of 2,000 men on his own authority, and led this welcome
+reinforcement to Francis at St. Jean de Moustiers. In 1524 he accompanied
+Albany into Scotland, without, however, doing much hurt. But he greatly
+frightened Henry's officers. We find Fitzwilliam writing to Wolsey, urging
+him, in face of "his wretched traitor" being in the field, to "hasten over
+some men to give courage to the Flemings."
+
+Then came the campaign which led to the catastrophe of Pavia. Richard
+joined the French army at Marseilles, and was, in company with Francis of
+Lorraine, placed at the head of his old corps the German _lansquenets_,
+who were delighted to fight under so practised and trusted a leader. They
+were 6,000 at the beginning of the campaign, pitted against a larger
+number of their own brethren under Frundsberg, in the Emperor's service.
+On St. Matthias Day, in 1525, the battle of Pavia was fought, which lost
+Francis his liberty. Francis, as usual, showed no want of dash, but a
+lamentable lack of prudence. Mistaking the enemy's retreat, under the fire
+of his guns, for a settled defeat, he sent his infantry after them,
+placing the bulk of his army between the foe and his own artillery. The
+allies were not slow to turn this false move to account. Charging back
+upon their foes, they overwhelmed them with superior numbers. That lost
+the French the day. Richard's _lansquenets_ did their best to retrieve the
+error. Having knelt down, as their manner was, and thrown dust behind
+them, they rushed, singing their familiar war-songs, into the fray with an
+impetus which promised to break the hostile ranks. "Had but the Switzers
+fought like the _lansquenets_," Francis said after the battle, "the day
+would have been ours." But the odds were too many against them. They were
+met by their own fellow-_lansquenets_--each side being furious with the
+other. The German men were wroth at seeing their comrades on the other
+side, fighting against their own country--the French at seeing their
+brother-soldiers desert so faithful an employer as Francis. So no quarter
+was given on either side. And the French _lansquenets_--they had lost
+one-fourth of their number before the charge began--being wedged in
+between a superior force of Germans closing in on either side, were simply
+crushed as between two millstones. The list of killed was long--and
+brilliant. Among the slain were the two captains of the _lansquenets_,
+Francis of Lorraine and Richard de la Pole. The latter had--as a painting
+preserved in the Ashmolean Museum indicates--died protecting Francis with
+his sword. He was found buried under "_un monceau_" of dead enemies
+against whom he had fought. There was loud rejoicing in the camp of the
+allies. It was given out that "three kings" had been taken or
+killed--Francis, the unfortunate King of Navarre, and, "to make up the
+trinity of kings," says a despatch addressed to Wolsey, "La Rose Blanche,
+whom they call the King of Scots." Appended to the curious despatch which
+Frundsberg forwarded to the Emperor, giving a report of the battle--the
+oldest record extant--is a drawing, showing three crowned knights, fancy
+portraits of the "kings."
+
+One is prepared to find Henry VIII. ordering a triumph, and congratulating
+himself upon his happy riddance from a rival who had been more of a thorn
+in his side than the present generation is probably aware. But it does
+seem small to read, in the State Papers, of one of Henry's tools begging
+from Wolsey the king's authority for seizing "some goods of no great
+amount" that Richard had left at Metz.
+
+The French were far more chivalrous in their treatment of the dead
+warrior. We read in Camden that "for his singular valour" his very enemy,
+the Duke of Bourbon, "honoured his remains with splendid obsequies, and
+attended in person as one of the chief mourners." Francis expressed his
+attachment to the fallen, and his indebtedness to him for brilliant
+services. "_La France_," says Gaillard, "_perdit en lui un allié utile,
+qui la servit efficacement et sans rien exiger d'elle_." Considering that
+he was an English subject, that may sound questionable praise. But though
+he may have shown too great willingness to avail himself of the excuse, it
+should be borne in mind that it was England's kings who first drove him
+into treason.
+
+The chapter of Metz, grateful for Richard's liberality, passed the
+following "resolution"--as we should say--founding a mass for the repose
+of their benefactor's soul: "Aprilis anno Domini 1525 in conflictu apud
+Paviensem civitatem quo tunc Franciscus Gallorum rex per exercitum
+Romanorum imperatoris captus et Hispaniam captivus ductus extituit,
+habito, obiit quondam illuster Richardus dux de Suffolk qui domum nostram
+dictam à la Haute Pierre sibi ante per nos ad vitam locatam obtinens valde
+somptuose restauravit, unde statuimus nunc anniversarium quotannum
+Ecclesiâ nostrâ pro salute animæ suæ perpetuo celebrari."
+
+That mass ought, of course, to be read still. However, deans and chapters
+have as little respect for "pious founders"--though these be their own
+predecessors--as British Parliaments in democratic days. Consequently, the
+ecclesiastical function has long since been discontinued.
+
+Apart from Richard's death, Henry did not find himself much of a gainer by
+the victory of Pavia. He had contributed nothing directly to the battle,
+and Charles V. accordingly would concede him none of the spoils. On the
+contrary, grasping monarch that he was, under cover of a marriage-portion
+to be given to Henry's daughter, he asked for a subsidy of 600,000 ducats.
+We need not be surprised to find Henry shortly after concluding a treaty
+with France, which secured him two millions of crowns.
+
+One more notice we have of Richard de la Pole, the last of his race.
+Describing Pavia, as he found it in 1594, Fynes Moryson says: "Neere that
+(the castle) is the Church of St. Austine; there I did reade this
+inscription, written in Latin upon another sepulchre:--The French King
+Francis I. being taken by Cæsar's army neere Pavia, the 24th of February,
+in the yeere 1525, among other lords, these were slaine: Francis Duke of
+Lorayne, Richard de la Pole, Englishman and Duke of Suffolk, banished by
+his tyrant King Henry VIII. At last Charles Parker of Morley, kinseman of
+the said Richard, banished out of England for the Catholike faith by
+Queene Elizabeth, and made Bishop here by the bounty of Philip, King of
+Spain, did out of his small means erect this monument to him."
+
+This is the last memorial of a life which created not a little stir in its
+day, and might under more favourable circumstances have been made signally
+serviceable to Richard's own country. Even that last memorial has probably
+now disappeared. But still "White Rose" may fairly claim a place at any
+rate in the lighter records of English history.
+
+
+
+
+III.--THE EARLY ANCESTORS OF OUR QUEEN.[5]
+
+
+Thanks to Cook, thanks to our all-reporting newspaper-press, and thanks,
+not least, to our truly Athenian craving continually for "some new thing,"
+Ammergau has become almost a household word among us. Everybody has heard
+of its "Passion Play." Every tenth year sees Britons rushing in shoals to
+the picturesque banks of the Ammer, to witness there, while it may be
+witnessed, the last surviving specimen of that popular religious drama
+which in bygone times helped the Church so materially, and over so wide an
+area, to impress her truths upon men's minds. But I question, if among all
+those thousands of sight-seeing Britons, who gather as interested
+spectators, there are many who realize in what very close relation that
+same little valley stands to the early fortunes of the ancient House whose
+Head now occupies our Throne. How many, indeed, among us can be said to
+know very much at all about that family? And yet the history of that race
+ought to be of some interest to us. In these latter days it has become
+intertwined with the history of our own nation. It is marked by striking
+contrasts of ups and downs, at one time leading the Guelphs on a rapid
+triumphal progress up to the very steps of the Imperial Throne, then again
+dropping them down to the obscure level of paltry insignificance. It tells
+of a race endowed with a strong individuality--manly, chivalrous,
+generous; but generally also headstrong and reckless. It is interwoven
+with pathetic legend. Its early beginnings are lost in the dim haze of a
+prehistoric age. Its latter end has not yet come. There is no dynasty now
+surviving equally ancient--there is but one which can join in the boast
+which up to a few decades ago the Guelphs could make:--that on the throne
+on which it was planted centuries ago it has retained its hold to the
+present generation. That other dynasty is the family, Slav by descent, of
+the Obotrite Grand Dukes of Mecklenburg--the same race whom our Alfred the
+Great speaks of as "Apdrede." The present grand dukes are the direct
+descendants of that terrible Prince Niklot, of the twelfth century, whom
+among German princes only the Guelph, Henry the Lion, was found strong
+enough to subdue. But before Bodrician Niklot had mounted his barbarian
+throne, Henry the Generous had already been installed as chief over
+Lüneburg--the principality over which his family continued to rule down to
+1866, when the cruel Fortune of War decided against its last Guelph chief.
+In the adjoining Duchy of Brunswick, over which, as forming part of
+ancient Saxony, the Guelphs were set as heads in 1127, the family
+continued to hold sway till 1884, when Death removed the last scion of
+their older line, in the person of the late Duke of Brunswick. The Guelph
+pedigree, however, goes very much farther back than the time of Henry.
+Long even before Guelph Odoacer, at the head of his Teuton hordes,
+dethroned that caricature of an Emperor, Romulus Augustulus, there were
+Guelph "Agilolfings" leading to battle, as trusted chiefs, their own
+Scyrian tribes. What the later history of the family might have been, if
+to its constitutional valour and generosity had been joined the less
+showy, but far more useful, qualities of prudence and judgment, we may
+now, by the light of past events, readily conjecture. The Guelphs were in
+Henry's day by far the strongest dynasty in Germany--at a period when for
+the Imperial throne above all things a strong dynasty was needed. Had
+Germany elected Henry the Generous as Emperor, as everybody expected that
+she would, the Guelphs might still be wearing the crown of Charlemagne,
+and Germany might have a different tale to tell, both of her past
+experiences and of her present position. For it deserves to be noticed
+that all the troubles which came upon the Empire, by minute subdivision of
+its territory, and by the setting up of "opposition emperors," sprang
+directly and demonstrably from contests provoked with the Guelphs. It was
+Henry IV.'s resistance to Welf IV. that led to the multiplication of
+vassal crowns, which subsequently became a curse to Germany. It was the
+Powers pledged to the support of the Guelphs--most notably the Popes and
+our Coeur-de-Lion--who put forward those troublesome "opposition
+emperors," the forerunners and direct cause of the ruinous
+Interregnum--"die kaiserlose, die schreckliche Zeit"--and by such means of
+the political prostration of the country enduring through centuries.
+
+But our interest, in England, lies more with the Guelphs than with
+Germany. One cannot help sympathizing with a race which, being evidently
+designed for greatness, advanced towards it with giant strides, only to
+find the prize at which it ambitiously grasped snatched from its hand in
+the very moment of seeming attainment.
+
+Of the very early history of the Guelphs we have fairly definite, but only
+very fragmentary, information. They were leaders of the Scyri, we learn--a
+Teuton race of the Semnone family, mentioned by Pliny, by Zosimus, and by
+Jornandes--who poured over Germany, in the days of Valentinian, along with
+hosts of other German tribes, and who, having been all but exterminated by
+the Goths, united with some other septs of the same family, the Rugii, the
+Heruli, the Turcilingi, to form a composite nation which, for convenience,
+adopted the common name of Bajuvarii. Bavarians accordingly the Guelphs
+originally were, as the historian Theganus is careful to point out--not
+Swabians, as German historians have often named them; Bavarians, as seems
+to be evidenced, among other things, by the dark features and black hair
+which for a long time distinguished them--more especially from their
+opponents of a full century, the fair-haired and light-complexioned
+Hohenstaufens. Of the confederate Bajuvarii, the Agilolfings or Guelphs
+still continued chiefs. Under a Guelph, Eticho--whom Priscus Rhetor
+praises as a man of exceptional capacity and high character--we find the
+nation attaching themselves as auxiliaries to the host of Attila, and
+rendering the Hunnish king signal service. Eticho was by no means a mere
+rough warrior. He fully appreciated Roman culture and civilization--which
+led the eunuch, Chrysaphas, to propose to him the murder of his chief. The
+honest Guelph rejected such suggestion with scorn. From the midst of the
+Bajuvarii went forth the Guelph Odoacer on his march to Rome. The
+Bajuvarii were then settled on the banks of the Danube--roughly speaking
+in what is now Austria, _plus_ Bavaria and the Tyrol. Hence we find the
+earliest known seats of the Guelphs in the Bavarian Highlands. Ammergau
+was theirs, and Hohenschwangau was one of their earliest castles, founded,
+indeed, by a Guelph. When, after a revolt of the Rugii--which was
+successfully suppressed by Odoacer--some of the allied tribes dispersed,
+to seek new homes in the tempting districts on the banks of the Ens and
+around the lake of Constance--both at the time sorely devastated and
+depopulated by the Goths--the Guelphs, without giving up their old seats,
+accompanied their men. And thus it came about that the earliest castle
+which we hear of as having been built by the Guelphs is supposed to have
+stood in Thurgau, of which country the Guelphs subsequently became Counts.
+This is all mere inference; but as such it seems legitimate. For the
+monastery of Rheinau is known to have been founded by a Guelph. And such
+monasteries were never built far away from the founder's stronghold. Hence
+the Guelphs' connection with the Black Forest, of which the Guelph St.
+Conrad is the venerated patron saint; and hence their connection with
+Alsace, of which they were long Counts--such powerful Counts that Pepin
+the Short judged it advisable to reduce them to the position of removable
+governors--_missi cameræ_. [S. Odilia, the patron saint of Alsace, whose
+name is a household word among her own countrymen, and about whom Goethe
+grew enthusiastic, was an undoubted Guelph.] Hence, also, their connection
+with the whilom country of the Burgundians, among the nobles of which land
+we find a Guelph chief, in 605, standing up manfully against the
+aggressive usurpations of Protadius, a Frankish major-domo, and acting as
+spokesman.
+
+As _missi cameræ_ the Guelphs had a serious brush with the Church--the
+only tiff, practically speaking, which ever occurred between them and
+Rome. Of this quarrel, in which the Guelphs were probably in the right, we
+find a tradition kept up for some centuries. The Abbot of St. Gall figured
+in those days in Germany as the exact counterpart to the rich and grasping
+"Abbot of Canterbury" of our ballad. For some pilfering of crown lands the
+Guelph Warin, as a conscientious _missus cameræ_, had Abbot Othmar
+imprisoned, which brought about the Abbot's death. Rome at once canonized
+her "martyr," and exacted heavy retribution from his "persecutors," not
+merely in the shape of severe penances and the foundation of masses, but
+by the more substantial satisfaction of large transfers of landed estates
+to the injured abbey--Affeltangen and Wiesendangen, and I know not how
+many properties more, till even to the pious Guelphs the demands appeared
+to grow beyond all measure of reason. It is true, they recouped themselves
+elsewhere--_quod si cui minus credibile videatur_, say the monkish
+chroniclers--"which, if to any it appear a little incredible, let him read
+the ancient histories, and he will find nearly all their territories to
+have been violently taken and held by them of others."
+
+It is with Warin's son Isembart, living in the time of Charlemagne, that
+the better known history of the Guelphs begins. He was the hero of that
+ridiculous fable about the "pups," which has been invented to explain
+their adoption of their peculiar name. Isembart's wife Irmentrude, it is
+said, having uncharitably reproached a poor beggarwoman for having borne
+triplets--which she held to be a proof of unfaithful conduct towards her
+husband--was punished for her gratuitous accusation by being herself made
+to bear at one birth, not three sons, but twelve. To screen herself from
+the same reproach which she had unkindly fastened upon the beggar, she hit
+upon the rather inept device of having eleven of those newly-born sons
+drowned as supposed "whelps." The twelfth she kept--and he is said to have
+become "Welf," the founder of the race. The other eleven were happily
+rescued by their father, who came up just in time to save them. Ten of
+them lived to become founders of princely houses. The eleventh became a
+bishop. One of them is said to have been Thassilo, the reputed ancestor of
+the Hohenzollerns. The real meaning of all this legend obviously is that,
+by survival and intermarriage with other illustrious families of Europe,
+the Guelphs have in course of time become, in a sense, the parent of most
+reigning lines--Zähringens, Hapsburgs, Hohenzollerns, Capets, Bourbons,
+and the rest of them.
+
+The fable of children being sent to be drowned as "whelps"--and in every
+instance happily rescued--is, as it happens, by no means peculiar to the
+Guelphs. It occurs in the Black Forest, in connection with a family
+bearing the name of "Hund." It occurs in Lower Lorraine in that pretty
+_trouvère_ legend recording the doings of "Helias," the "Chevalier au
+Cygne," whom we moderns know as "Lohengrin." It is interesting to note
+that, along with that fable, Guelph tradition in Bavaria shares with the
+tradition of Lorraine the far more attractive and poetical myth of an
+enchanted swan--the swan, in fact, of "Lohengrin"--a bird specifically
+emblematizing purity--whence the extinct "Order of the Swan" of the
+Margraves of Brandenburg. That order was an aristocratic "Social Purity
+League," which Frederick William IV. would gladly have revived, could he
+but have found sufficient candidates for it among his nobility. But his
+proposal met with very scanty support. Hence, also, the equally ancient
+"Order of the Swan" of Cleves, having a like object.
+
+As regards the "whelps" of the Guelphs, the existence of very different
+and contradictory versions helps to show what a made-up story the whole
+legend is. The only authority for it is the monk Bucelinus, who himself
+quotes no more ancient source. And he is said to have invented it for the
+mere purpose of showing off his monkish Latin, in order to deduce from the
+Latin word for "whelp"--_catulus_--an imaginary descent, supposed to be
+complimentary, from a fabulous Roman senator "Catilina," and through him
+from the ancient Trojan kings. In opposition to this, it is a fact that
+there were "Welfs" long before Isembart. The name Guelph, therefore, could
+not have been first suggested by Irmentrude's unsuccessful stratagem.
+Isembart lived in the ninth century. But, as early as the fifth, Odoacer
+had a brother named "Welf." "Welf" and "Eticho" were, in fact, the two
+traditional names of the family, from prehistoric days downward. Sir
+Andrew Halliday's suggestion, that the name may have been first taken from
+an ensign which the Guelphs are supposed to have borne in battle, is
+equally wide of the mark. For that ensign, we know, from the Agilolfings
+down to the Hanovers, never was a "whelp" at all, but a "lion." In truth
+the name "Welf" has nothing whatever to do with "whelp," but is derived
+from "hwelpe," "huelfe"--help. As Eticho means "hero," so Welf means
+"helper"--_auxiliator_. The popular Latin rendering for it in olden days
+was "Bonifacius." "Salvator" would be a more exact rendering, but would
+obviously be liable to misinterpretation. In confirmation of this theory,
+we find that, migrating into Italy about Charlemagne's time, a Guelph, on
+becoming Count of Lucca, as a matter of course assumes the name of
+"Bonifacius." And in his line, for further confirmation, we observe the
+same peculiarity which marks the Guelphs, that is, the naming of all sons
+of the family, without distinction, by the style of "Count"--a practice
+altogether unknown in those days among other families.
+
+So much for the name and origin of the Guelphs. Now I must ask the reader
+to return with me to Ammergau, which is peculiarly sacred to the memory of
+Eticho, styled the Second, who was probably the son of Isembart. Eticho
+lived in the days of Emperor Lewis the Pious, who in second nuptials
+married the Guelph's sister Judith. The birth, by Judith, of little
+Charles--who became "Charles the Bald"--gave rise to that unnatural war
+between Lewis and his three elder sons, in the course of which alike
+Judith and two of her brothers were imprisoned in Tortona, from which
+place of confinement Bonifacius II. of Lucca, marching to their relief,
+avowedly as a kinsman, loyally rescued them. Eticho's daughter, Lucardis,
+again married an emperor, Arnulf of Carinthia--of whom Carlyle need not
+have spoken quite so unkindly, as of a "Carolingian Bastard," seeing that
+he made a far better ruler than any of his legitimate kinsmen of his own
+time. Thanks to Lucardis it was that Eticho was driven to seek a refuge,
+as a hermit, in the wild seclusion of Ammergau. He went there to mourn,
+with twelve chosen companions, the loss of Guelph independence, which his
+son Henry, so he thought, had at the instigation of his sister
+ingloriously bartered away for a "mess of pottage"--a pretty substantial
+one, it must be owned. In truth, Henry did exceedingly well for his house.
+This is how the Saxon Annalist relates the story:--Henry, ambitious for
+wealth and power, agreed to swear fealty to the Emperor, if in return, in
+addition to his own lands, he were given in fee as much territory as he
+could drive around with a car, or else with a plough--on that point the
+versions differ--in the time between sunrise and the conclusion of the
+Emperor's afternoon nap. Arnulf thought the bargain a cheap one for
+himself. However, Henry had stationed relays of the swiftest horses that
+he could procure at various points, and with their help he raced round the
+coveted territory with such marvellous speed that--having started from the
+Lech--by the time when the Emperor awoke he had actually reached the Isar.
+The Emperor was just beginning to move restlessly in his chair and to show
+signs of returning consciousness, when Henry arrived at the foot of a
+mountain which he had designed as the extreme limit of his new
+possessions. If his mare would but last out the journey, one brisk gallop
+would carry him to the appointed goal. Unfortunately, the mare refused--in
+consequence of which, for many centuries the Guelphs would not mount a
+mare. The hill which Henry thus narrowly failed to obtain still goes by
+the name of Mährenberg, the "Mare's mountain." Arnulf considered that he
+had been "done." But, having pledged his word, he held himself bound.
+Eticho, grieved, mourned out his life in his hermit's cell in Ammergau.
+Henry--who was after his adventure named _Heinricus cum aureo curru_--does
+not appear to have made any particular effort to propitiate his father.
+But when the old man was dead, he carried his remains with great pomp and
+show to the monastery of Altomünster, very near his own new seat of
+Altorf, where he raised a gorgeous tomb to Eticho's memory, at which
+Guelph chiefs made it a practice to kneel for generations after, thus
+evidencing their respect for an ancestor who came to be looked upon as
+specifically the champion of independence. The homage paid became a cult;
+and in Ammergau shortly after rose up, where Eticho's cell had stood, a
+wooden memorial church, to be replaced, in 1350, by a much larger
+monastery, built at the expense of Emperor Lewis the Bavarian, a
+descendant of Eticho. The monastery is still known as "Ettal"--that is,
+"Eticho's Thal," "Etichonis vallis."
+
+Altomünster, I may mention in passing, was the "Minster" supposed to have
+been founded by S. Alto, a Scottish saint, the companion and disciple of
+S. Boniface, who managed, like Moses, to make a hard rock give forth a
+spring of rushing water by striking it with his staff. The spring still
+flows; and, as it was specially blessed by S. Boniface, its water is no
+doubt entitled to the peculiar veneration in which it is held to the
+present day.
+
+From their new seat at Altorf, up to the death of Welf III., the Guelphs
+continued to take their name. They were specifically "the Guelphs of
+Altorf." While there, they managed to better their fortune not a little.
+It was a rough neighbourhood then, with nothing but forest all round,
+forest spreading out for miles, stocked with wolves, and bears, and all
+manner of game. To the present day some thirteen thousand acres remain
+under timber. There are plenty of dales, and caves, and peaks, and the
+like, in the district, which have given rise to an innumerable host of
+legends. One of Henry's sons was that excellent Bishop Conrad, who became
+the family saint _par excellence_, and who first inaugurated the
+traditional friendship with Rome. Welf II., feeling his power growing,
+ventured to break a lance with the Emperor, in support of his friend
+Ernest of Swabia, whose Burgundian possessions--very large ones--the
+Emperor had wrongfully seized. It did no good to Ernest. But it taught the
+Emperor that the Guelphs had become a power to be reckoned with--a power
+with whom it was advisable to stand well. And accordingly we find the next
+Emperor, Henry III., with a view to propitiating the succeeding Guelph,
+Welf III., preferring him to the dukedom of Carinthia, which was a very
+important office in those days--Carinthia being a frontier march, and
+embracing Verona and part of Venetia. So great was the importance attached
+to this position that for seven years Henry had, for want of a
+sufficiently strong candidate, advisedly kept it open. Welf took the
+Duchy--and then pursued his own course, defying the Emperor at Roncaglia,
+and refusing to render him service--which was politic and, according to
+the notions of his day, not dishonest.
+
+Welf III. was the last Guelph of the male line. After him we find the
+Guelphs of the female branch succeeding to the family honours--the
+"Guelphs of Ravensburg," as they were fond of styling themselves. These
+are the Guelphs from whom our Queen is descended. To what extent the
+family had added to their estate while settled at Altorf came to be seen
+when, in 1055, Welf III. died. The possessions which he left embraced a
+good bit of Alemannia, the greater half of Bavaria (which then included
+the present Austria), the larger part of the Tyrol, and a tidy slice of
+Northern Italy. It is no wonder that "Mother Church," always alive to
+temporal opportunities, cast her eyes a little longingly on so fair an
+estate, and, in default of a male heir, demanded it for herself. But there
+was a Guelph beforehand with her--Welf IV., the son of Chuniza, the sister
+of Welf III., by her marriage with Azzo (a direct descendant of the Guelph
+Bonifacius). Welf IV. proved himself a particularly strong and able
+ruler--_vir armis strenuus, concilio providus, sapientia tam forensi quam
+civili præditus_, the monkish chroniclers style him. Hence his surname,
+which he well deserved--"the Strong." By his accession he added to the
+family territories those valuable estates in Italy which for a long period
+made his family one of the most wealthy in Europe. For Azzo was reputed
+the richest and one of the most powerful _marchiones_ of Italy. Welf's
+younger brother was Hugo, the first of the family to take the name of
+Este, who became the founder of a race which has been held particularly
+noble. Welf IV. secured his family other gains. Man of war that he was,
+the Emperor Henry IV. was thankful to have him for a supporter in his
+struggles with the rebellious Saxons, before whom the Swabian companies
+had recoiled. At the battle of the Unstrut Welf completely shattered their
+power, and thereby secured to Henry for a time the peaceful possession of
+his purple--and for himself, as a reward, the Dukedom of Bavaria. That
+office was worth even more than the Dukedom of Carinthia. For at that time
+Germany owned but four regular dukes, representing severally the four
+principal tribes which made up the nation. And with those four dukes,
+under the Emperor, rested, in the main, the power in the Empire.
+
+Following in the footsteps of his uncle, we find Welf IV. drawing closer
+the links which connected him with Swabia, while correspondingly loosening
+his proprietary relations with Bavaria, and in token of such policy fixing
+his residence in pretty Ravensburg. The reason evidently was, that the
+laws of Swabia conceded to vassal lords more extensive rights than did the
+laws of Bavaria. Accordingly, we find Henry the Generous, when
+dispossessed of his duchy by Conrad III., appealing specifically to the
+laws of Swabia against the Emperor's monstrously unfair judgment. But,
+apart from that political reason, Ravensburg was also no doubt more
+attractive on the score of its pleasant situation and its delightful
+surroundings. You may identify both sites, when sailing down the lake of
+Constance, among that picturesquely outlined cluster of hills, on which
+your eye is sure to rest instinctively--the hills rising on the northern
+bank, in the very face of the tall Alps of Appenzell, among which the
+lopsided Säntis is particularly conspicuous. From Ravensburg both the lake
+and the Alps are clearly visible, and, moreover, a charming landscape
+nearer than either, with that pretty Schussenthal right in front, and a
+multitude of rocky peaks dotted about the forest, alternating with shady
+dales, smiling fields, and lush meadows. Of the castle there is now but a
+crumbling weather-worn old gateway left. The town still exists, and
+flourishes after a fashion--consisting of a group of quaint, picturesque,
+out-of-date houses, looking for all the world like a piece of grey
+antiquity recalled to life. At Ravensburg used to be stored the Archives
+of the Guelph family. A valuable and interesting collection they must have
+been. What has become of them nobody knows. They may have been destroyed
+by fire. They may, with heaps of other precious material for history, have
+been carried to greedy Vienna, to be there preserved as so much lumber.
+
+During Welf IV.'s reign happened that historic conflict between Church and
+State, Pope Hildebrand and Henry IV. of Germany, for his share in which
+Henry has been censured a good deal more than in justice he deserves.
+Really, in going to Canossa, the Emperor did--so far as his intention was
+concerned--a very prudent thing. The German princes had bluntly informed
+him that while he remained at feud with the Pope, he would look for their
+obedience in vain. With the Pope, accordingly, Henry strove to set himself
+right. Could he certainly foresee that, urged on by the malignant Countess
+Matilda, Gregory would take advantage of his duress, while he was
+literally hemmed in between two outer walls of the castle, to force upon
+him so bitter a cup of humiliation? Matilda was a Guelph--destined to play
+a very important part in Guelph history. Welf IV. was her near kinsman,
+and had, moreover, become a zealous supporter of the Pope. Therefore we
+can scarcely wonder at finding him with Hildebrand and Matilda at Canossa,
+witnessing his chief's degradation. We can not wonder, either, at finding
+Welf, when Henry had once more fallen out with the Pope, commanding the
+rebel forces raised to support the "opposition Emperor," Rudolph of
+Swabia. And, being a Guelph, it is no wonder that he should have taken
+advantage of the opportunity of his victory, to extort from the Emperor
+terms materially benefiting his own house--namely, the recognition of his
+private property in Swabia as held directly from the Emperor, and--which
+was more important--the recognition of his Bavarian dukedom as hereditary
+in his family. How great was the power wielded at that period in Germany
+by this early Guelph prince, is evident from the fact that after his
+conclusion of a separate peace with the Emperor the opposition practically
+collapsed, and Hermann, the new "opposition emperor," found himself almost
+without support. Welf IV., I ought to mention, was the first Guelph to
+connect his family in a manner with our island. He married Judith, the
+daughter of Count Baldwin of Flanders, and the widow of Tostig, King of
+Northumberland, the son of Earl Godwine, of Kent, and brother of the
+unfortunate King Harold. Leaving Judith at home with the two sons whom she
+had borne him, Welf and Henry, Welf IV. started in 1098, at an advanced
+age, on a crusade to the Holy Land, which he successfully accomplished.
+But on his return home he was struck down by a fatal illness, which
+overtook him in the island of Cyprus.
+
+This brings us down to the time of a tragic little incident which has
+furnished the subject for the favourite family legend of the Guelphs. At
+the time of their father's death both Welf and Henry were mere boys, left
+in charge of a good monk, Kuno, a Benedictine of Weingarten. Considering
+how important a part Weingarten has played in Guelph history--that its
+monks have become the carefully minute but provokingly inaccurate
+chroniclers of the Guelph family--and that, thanks to the pious liberality
+of the late King of Hanover, in the Abbey church of Weingarten the
+gathered bones of most of the early Guelph lords have found an honoured
+resting-place, perhaps I ought to say just a word about that monastery. It
+was Welf the Third's foundation, set up at a short distance only from
+Ravensburg, on a site commanding a magnificent view of the country all
+around, and was intended to provide accommodation for those pious monks,
+originally of Altomünster, who had been twice, at very short intervals,
+burnt out of Altorf. It still stands; its three towers form a conspicuous
+landmark in the Schussengau; and to its shrine still are undertaken
+pilgrimages from a wide circuit--a survival that from a worship of olden
+days which was one of the great spectacles of the mediæval Church. Before
+setting out for the Holy Land, Welf IV. entrusted to the monks of
+Weingarten for safe keeping, a relic which was at the time held in far
+more than ordinary esteem. It consisted of some drops of the Saviour's
+blood, believed to be thoroughly genuine, and preserved, enclosed in a
+costly vessel made of pure gold of Arabia and valued at three thousand
+florins. There was a history to those drops. Pious inquirers have
+ascertained that the name of the centurion who was present at the
+Saviour's crucifixion, as the Gospel relates, was Longinus, and that he
+was a native of Mantua. Seeing the precious drops trickling down, it is
+said, he caught them up in a vessel, and, becoming converted by what he
+witnessed, returned home to Mantua, still reverently carrying them with
+him. He was in due time baptized, and became a missionary and a martyr.
+For something like eight hundred years the Holy Blood remained buried in
+his garden at Mantua. Then it was discovered by accident, only to be once
+more concealed somewhere or other. But in 1049, when Pope Leo IX. happened
+to be at Mantua, once more it came to light, to be instantly claimed by
+the Pope on behalf of the Supreme See. The Mantuans objected; but in the
+end Leo obtained, at any rate, part of the precious treasure. Of his share
+he kept half. The other half he gave away to his friend the Emperor Henry
+III., who, on his death, bequeathed it to Baldwin of Flanders, from whom,
+in her turn, Judith got it--carrying it with her to Northumberland, and
+then on to Ravensburg, where she dutifully made it over to her husband.
+And when Welf started on his crusade, he, as observed, entrusted the relic
+to the monastery of Weingarten. The monks knew well how to turn so
+valuable a possession to account. The Good Friday ceremony of "Worshipping
+the Sacred Blood" became one of the most frequented, most impressive, and
+most honoured ceremonies of the Church. As many as thirty thousand people
+have been known to flock to the place from all quarters, turning the
+hillside into a huge pilgrim's camp, and contributing not a little to the
+prosperity of the religious house. Under the circumstances, the monks
+decided to restrict the attendance at the procession--which was the main
+part of the ceremony--to horsemen only, whence the whole function came to
+be popularly named "Der Blutritt." As many as fifteen thousand horsemen
+are known to have joined in the monster cavalcade. At the head rode the
+_Custos_ of the relic, a monk, holding up the Blood for adoration. He was
+followed by a horseman doing duty for Longinus, clad as a Roman warrior,
+bearing in his hand the supposed "sacred spear." After him marched a small
+squad of other horsemen, representing Roman legionaries. Next followed a
+goodly muster of Princes and Counts and Lords. And the rear was brought up
+by a long file of mounted soldiers, contributed by the surrounding dozen
+or so of petty principalities, all gay in their best uniforms, reflecting
+in the variety of their dress the unhappy division of the Empire, and
+joining lustily in the sacred song _Salvator Mundi_.
+
+But we must now return to Ravensburg and young Welf. Not far off from
+Ravensburg still stands, conspicuous upon its lofty hill, the old castle
+of Waldburg, the cradle of the noble race of the Truchsesses of Waldburg,
+who were at times rather a rough set. There is a story of one particularly
+brusque Count who, having rallied the Abbot of Weingarten upon his
+sumptuous living and soft raiment, and having been told in reply that such
+things were far more creditable than riding about the country robbing and
+stealing, promptly retorted with a vigorous box on the Abbot's ear--at the
+Abbot's own table. The Count thereupon withdrew, but shortly after paid
+the monastery an even more hostile visit, setting fire to the village and
+burning it down to the ground. In punishment he was sentenced by the
+Emperor to abstain for life from wearing a helmet. Hence the bare head and
+flowing locks of the Knight of Waldburg, always to be seen in the thick of
+the fray, which became a valued feature in the family escutcheon. But at
+the time of which I am speaking the Waldburgs were thoroughly peaceable
+folk. The particular knight of Welf's day had, as it happened, a lovely
+daughter, just about two years younger than young Welf, who, of course,
+fell desperately in love with Bertha, as in return Bertha did with him.
+Hundreds of innocent little amatory interviews took place between the two,
+either at Waldburg or else in the forest, with the full acquiescence of
+Kuno, who saw nothing to object to in the proposed match. However, Kuno
+died, and was in his guardianship replaced by a monk of a very different
+character--Anthony, a schemer and intriguer--who would without doubt have
+been a Jesuit, if the Order had been then established. To Welf's utter
+dismay, this Anthony, one fine morning, informed his young charge that in
+the interest alike of the Guelph family and of the Church he, a youth of
+eighteen, must forthwith marry Gregory VIIth's friend, Matilda of Canossa,
+Spoleto, &c., the persecutress of Henry IV., a Guelph herself, the widow
+of Godfrey the Hunchback of Lorraine, very rich and very
+powerful--_nobilissimi ac ditissimi marchionis Bonifacii filia_--but
+mannish--_femina virilis animi_--accustomed to leading her own men in
+battle, scheming, ugly, ill-tempered, and forty-three to boot. Hers were
+splendid possessions--Parma, and Mantua, and Ferrara, and Spoleto, and
+Reggio, and Lucca, and Tuscany. But all these riches were as nothing in
+the eyes of Welf, who had made up his mind that he must marry Bertha, aged
+sixteen, or no one. A little plot was quickly concocted, and one fine
+night Welf, in disguise, might be seen slyly escorting Bertha, likewise in
+disguise, and accompanied only by her private maid, Francisca, through the
+forest down to Lindau, on the border of the lake, where a boat was in
+readiness to bear the fugitives across to Constance. From that place, Welf
+said--probably thinking of his mother's connections with our country--"we
+will make our way straight to England, where a Guelph's arm and sword are
+sure to be welcome and to find employment." The lake was reached, and the
+oars splashed briskly over the smooth surface--when all of a sudden, at
+half-way, over goes the boat, capsizing, and Bertha sinks down to the
+bottom, to be seen no more. Diving, and swimming, and calling proved all
+in vain. Thoroughly unhappy, indifferent to anything that might happen,
+Welf consents to wed the elderly Matilda, with whom he settles down to
+live at Spoleto, sullenly resigning himself to his fate. One day a nun
+begs to be allowed to see him. She turns out to be Francisca, the maid,
+driven by qualms of conscience to make a frank confession of a horrid
+crime committed. Bribed by Monk Anthony, she said, she had on that
+disastrous night drugged poor Bertha with a handkerchief--then, when she
+was thoroughly drowsy, on the sly tied a stone to her feet--whereupon
+Anthony, disguised as a boatman, had overturned the boat. Anthony had
+told her that there was no sin in all this, it was an act _ad majorem Dei
+gloriam_; but her conscience would leave her no peace. Next day, at her
+own wish, Francisca was executed as a murderess, and Welf left his
+wife--who turned out to have been a party to the conspiracy--in anger and
+disgust, vowing to see her no more, and formally repudiating her before
+long--_nescio quo interveniente divorcio_, says the monkish chronicler.
+
+We have now reached the very eve of that brilliant period when the Guelphs
+appeared to have risen, rapidly, high above other dynasties--only to sink
+even more suddenly to a humble level of prosaic obscurity, on which they
+were destined to continue for centuries. The records of that brief spell
+of meteoric greatness read like a romance. The Guelphs were giants,
+visibly overtopping all their contemporaries. Henry "the Great," Henry
+"the Generous," Henry "the Lion"--their very names tell of vigour and
+influence, of strength of character and striking individuality. Their
+domains came to stretch from sea to sea, from the Northern Ocean, which we
+call the German, to the Mediterranean--and breadthways across the whole
+Continent of Germany, eastward into those still only half-explored Slav
+regions in which dwelt the uncultured Bodricians and Luticzians, backed by
+the Russians and the Poles. Even Denmark was in a state of dependence upon
+them. And the Guelph Duchies represented a power almost superior to that
+of the Empire. Had not Frederick Barbarossa been so very great a ruler, it
+is said, Henry the Lion's realm would infallibly have either swallowed up
+the rest of Germany or else have constituted itself a separate Empire.
+Under Henry the Generous the Imperial Crown seemed to lie actually at the
+feet of the Guelph dynasty. They need but have stooped a little to pick it
+up. But stooping was the one thing which they could not bring themselves
+to do. As a result they were jockeyed out of this prize just as their late
+successor was the other day jockeyed out of his kingdom of Hanover.
+Germany, it is to be feared, lost more by that shabby trick than did the
+Guelphs. Under a race of heroes like those Henrys, with plenty of power of
+their own at their back to support them against rivals and malcontents, it
+did not seem too much to expect that something like the halcyon days of
+the Saxon emperors might have been brought back. All ended in smoke. There
+was that family quarrel between Guelphs and Ghibellines, which ruined both
+houses--unfortunately, the Guelphs first. It seems a strange coincidence
+that the two rival cousins, Frederick Barbarossa and Henry the Lion,
+should both have been born at Ravensburg. It seems odd, also, that after
+being long the warmest of friends, the two houses should have become such
+implacable foes. The Hohenstaufens had no one but Welf IV. to thank for
+the Swabian crown. It was he who had extorted it from Henry IV. And it
+seems more than strange, it seems hard, cruel, and unjust, that not only
+should the Guelphs a second time have been punished in their private
+capacity for what they had done in the service of the Empire, but that,
+moreover, the Emperor's persecution, which led to their fall, should have
+been, as I shall show, the direct consequence of loyal service rendered to
+the Imperial Crown.
+
+Welf the Fifth's was a brief reign--and about the only pacific one in that
+early period. A staunch friend to the Pope, but at the same time strictly
+loyal to the Emperor, he managed to overcome resistance, say the monks of
+Weingarten, "by liberality and graciousness rather than by cruelty and
+force." His brother, Henry, surnamed variously "the Black," and "the
+Great," was a man of entirely different mould. He it was who about 1100
+first acquired by marriage with Wulfhilde, the daughter of Magnus, Duke of
+Saxony, the valuable "allodium" of Lüneburg, which up to 1866 formed the
+nucleus of Guelph possessions in Northern Germany. Henry's son, Henry the
+Generous, bettered that example by obtaining the Saxon Dukedom. He was a
+staunch friend to Lothair of Saxony, the Emperor of his time--married his
+daughter Gertrude--and in his support made war upon the Hohenstaufens, who
+had seized, without claim or title, Imperial territory, more especially
+the city of Nuremberg. In 1126 his troops carried Nuremberg by storm, and
+as a reward Lothair conferred the Dukedom of Saxony upon his son-in-law,
+who thereby came to hold two dukedoms at the same time. The victory over
+the Hohenstaufens was completed a few years later by Henry's capture (on
+behalf of the Empire) of Ulm. Clearly Henry was altogether in the right.
+But the Hohenstaufens, smarting under deserved defeat, seized the
+opportunity of his absence--in Italy, where he was, to attend the
+Emperor's coronation--to ravage his lands in revenge. Of course, he
+retaliated. And thus was begun that memorable great feud which rent
+Germany in two and brought it down to the very brink of ruin and
+disintegration. The sad result might still have been averted if the
+general expectation had been fulfilled, and Henry the Generous had been
+elected to the Imperial throne. So confident was Lothair of his succession
+that at his death he entrusted the Imperial insignia--those precious
+_clenodia_ of Trifels--to him for keeping. But the Hohenstaufens baulked
+him by a clever election trick. Summoning the Electing Princes--a very
+indeterminate body at that time--with the exception only of the Bavarians
+and the Saxons, privately to Coblenz--not by any means a proper place for
+the purpose--they easily secured the choice of Conrad, in which the Saxons
+weakly acquiesced--being then still new to the rule of their Duke--and
+which the Pope, just as weakly, confirmed. Little he knew what a scourge
+he was binding for the punishment of his successors. Those two
+confirmations practically decided the issue. Nevertheless, so little
+assured did Conrad feel of his position that he fled from Augsburg by
+night, fearing an attack from the Guelphists. Arrived at Würzburg,
+contrary to all law and justice, he condemned Henry unheard, proclaimed
+against him the sentence of proscription (_reichsacht_), and declared him
+to have forfeited both his Duchies. A furious contest ensued, Welf VI.
+fighting in Bavaria, Henry in Saxony. In Germany the two factions are
+commonly spoken of as "Welf" and "Waiblingen." But it is by no means
+certain that the latter name is correct. It is quite as possible that
+"Ghibelline" may be intended to stand for "Giebelingen," the name of the
+castle in which Frederick Barbarossa was brought up, and near which the
+Hohenstaufens gained one of their first decisive victories over the
+Guelphs. In the south things went for the most part against the latter.
+Welf VI. had been christened "the German Achilles." He tried to justify
+that name--being seconded, rather feebly, by the Kings of Hungary and of
+Sicily. But in spite of all his fighting, as the Bavarians showed
+themselves lukewarm, his efforts fell short of adequate success. In the
+north things went better. The Saxons, holding strong views in favour of
+what we should term State rights, manfully stood by their Duke, who
+pressed the Hohenstaufen Emperor so hard, that before long Conrad was
+almost compelled to ask for an armistice. The armistice was granted; and
+before it came to an end Henry died at Quedlinburg--it is said by poison.
+That left the Guelphs at a serious disadvantage. For Welf VI. had quite as
+much to do as he could manage, to maintain himself as a belligerent in the
+south. And in the north, besides the Duchess Gertrude and her mother, the
+Empress Richenza, there was only Henry the Lion, a boy of ten, to head the
+rebel tribe. Conrad skilfully disarmed Gertrude by persuading her, still
+quite a young woman, to marry Leopold of Austria, the new Duke of Bavaria,
+and to assent, as a condition of that marriage, to her son's waiver of his
+rights in the south. In the north we find Berlin stretching out its hands
+eagerly for the Guelph Duchy--just as in 1866--but without success. The
+covetous Margrave of Brandenburg, I ought to explain, was not a
+Hohenzollern, but Albert the Bear. The Hohenzollerns were at that time
+still very small folk--so small that some years later, when Welf VI.,
+disgusted with affairs of state, and grieving over the loss of his son,
+gave himself up to a life of reckless pleasure, and held a private court
+at Zurich, in ostentatious magnificence, we find the Count of Zollern of
+those days in attendance upon him, as a sort of noble retainer. Once Henry
+attained his majority, he quickly made his power felt. He must have been a
+character whom one could not help admiring. Brave, chivalrous, frank,
+generous to a fault, and zealously solicitous for the welfare of his
+subjects, for the extension of commerce, the improvement of agriculture,
+the development of self-government, a friend and supporter to every kind
+of progress--but, at the same time, headstrong, rash, impetuous--he seemed
+the very beau-ideal of knighthood, a man morally as well as physically of
+the colossal stature that the sculptor has attributed to him at
+Brunswick--a fit companion for his brother-in-law and staunch ally,
+Richard Coeur-de-Lion. For a time fortune favoured Henry. The Wends were
+constantly making incursions into German territory, keeping the border
+provinces in a state of perpetual disturbance. The Emperor alone was no
+match for them. Henry was sent for; and, like a German Charles Martel, he
+struck down Prince Niklot and his host with crushing blows. The result was
+a short-lived reconciliation with the Emperor, and Henry's reinstatement,
+for a brief period, in both his Duchies--Bavaria having, however,
+previously been reduced in size by the cutting off of what is now Austria.
+Had Henry but had the prudence to use his opportunities, all might still
+have been well. For Welf VI. made him an offer of his Italian
+possessions--Spoleto, Tuscany and Sardinia--a valuable _point d'appui_,
+which must have helped Henry to maintain his balance in Germany, or at the
+very least to save more than he did out of the subsequent wreck. In the
+course of a life of lavish prodigality, Welf had come to an end of his
+available resources. He wanted money. Now, would Henry buy those Italian
+possessions of him? Henry declined, calculating a little too securely upon
+an unbought inheritance at Welf's death. In that calculation he made a
+great mistake. Welf, angry at his refusal, repeated the offer to his other
+nephew, Frederick Barbarossa, who as a matter of course jumped at it. And
+so the opportunity was lost. Fresh contests ensued, fresh proscriptions,
+banishments, outlawry. As an exile Henry was driven to seek the protection
+of his ally Richard, taking refuge repeatedly in Normandy and in England.
+Then he managed to renew the fight--and at last, by the Emperor's grace,
+he received back, of all his vast dominions, those little principalities
+of Brunswick and Lüneburg, which to almost the present day have remained
+specifically identified with Guelph rule, and in which the Guelph Counts
+and Dukes--subsequently Electors and Kings--managed to live on in their
+prosaic, humdrum, humble way, powerless and uninteresting princelets of
+the great German family of little sovereigns--till an accident, lucky for
+them, called them across to England.
+
+One brief flickering-up there was, before their candle finally went out on
+the larger scene of continental politics. But it was a very poor
+flickering indeed, and no credit to any one concerned. A Guelph became
+Emperor at last. But no thanks to his own prowess or his own merit, or to
+a _bonâ-fide_ popular choice. It was our Coeur-de-Lion who, at the Pope's
+partisan instigation, to avenge his own humiliation at Hagenau--with the
+help of his "_multa pecunia_," as chroniclers relate--forced his nephew,
+Otto IV., on the throne which, according to strict law, had already young
+Frederick II. for an occupant. It was a poor, weak travesty of a reign.
+Had not Philip of Swabia opportunely died, it would have been no reign at
+all.
+
+For many a century the star of the Guelphs seemed set. The "viri nobiles,
+egregiæ libertatis" of ancient times counted for little in the game of
+European politics. Early in the present century the elder line, that of
+Wolfenbüttel, brought forth one more hero of the old Guelph type--that
+brave Brunswicker who, in the great war of German liberation, by his
+brilliant gallantry quickened all Young Germany to a more fiery
+patriotism. The younger line, that of Lüneburg, found a new sphere of
+action opened to it in this country, and now lives to perpetuate, on a
+Throne even greater than that which "the Generous" and "the Lion" had
+filled, that
+
+ "Dynastia Guelphicorum
+ Inter Flores lilium,
+ Inter Illustres Illustrissimus
+ Eorum memoria in Benedictione."
+
+Under the new aspect of things, if, fortunately, Henry the Lion's bold
+bent for war be wanting, his characteristic care for the welfare of his
+subjects has been retained; and it is a satisfaction to know, in a reign
+that has happily outlived its Jubilee, that there is no longer occasion
+for that sorrowful plaint to which, in the warlike days of the race,
+Countess Itha gave expression--the wife of the great-grandson of Eticho
+II., of Ammergau--that "No Guelph was ever known to live to a great age."
+
+
+
+
+IV.--ABOUT A PORTRAIT AT WINDSOR.[6]
+
+
+In Windsor Castle, in the Vandyke Room, there is a portrait which has
+puzzled a good many visitors. It is an undoubted Vandyke; it shows a
+pretty face--a trifle sensual, perhaps--but who the lady may have been
+whose features it immortalises, nobody seems to be able to tell.
+"Somebody"--"Somebody connected with Charles II."--"Some French lady"--are
+guesses rather than information offered. "Murray" used to call the lady by
+her right name. But lately, for some reason or other, she has in his
+description become transformed into "Madame de St. Croix," which probably
+sounds "safer." Formerly she figured as "Beatrix de Cusance, Princesse de
+Cantecroix," which was correct--unless the more illustrious title be given
+her which for a few brief hours she legitimately bore, though never
+actually crowned, that of "Duchess of Lorraine."
+
+There is a good deal of history graven in those smiling features--curious,
+changeful history of their bearer's own life--and history, more important,
+of nations, on which she exercised a decisive influence. It was thinking
+of her, not least, that Richelieu penned those truthfully reproachful
+words:--"Les plus grandes et les plus importantes menées qui se fassent en
+ce royaume sont ordinairement commencées et conduites par des femmes."
+Without her and Madame de Chevreuse--perhaps, it would be too much to say
+that France might still be without that Lorraine of which she felt it so
+great a hardship to lose a portion in 1871; but certainly the tide of
+events during the past three centuries would have taken a very different
+course from that which it actually did--different, probably, for the
+better.
+
+Beatrix was "somebody connected with our Charles II."--it is quite true.
+Without that link with our own Court her portrait would scarcely have
+found a place in Windsor Castle, and the sorry poet Flecknoe--Dryden's
+"MacFlecknoe"--would certainly not have rhymed upon her beauty and
+"vertue" in most halting and unmelodious lines, now long forgotten even by
+students of literature. But her connection with our "gay monarch" was of
+the briefest, a mere sly nibbling at forbidden fruit while the real
+good-man was away, closely watched by Spanish guards in the dark tower of
+Toledo--that same martial and romantic duke, to whom our Charles I.
+addressed urgent prayers to become his saviour, and on whom he conferred
+the proud title of "Protector of Ireland." It seems odd now--to us, with
+our modern notions of Lorraine, as a small and very helpless province of
+France--to think, that on the wayward ruler of that petty duchy, himself
+at the time an exile, should our Charles have built up hopes of his own
+preservation in the storms of the Great Rebellion. There can, however, be
+no doubt about the fact. In June, 1651,[7] Viscount Taaffe, Sir Nicholas
+Plunket, and Geffrey Browne, by order of the Marquis of Clanricarde, King
+Charles's deputy, formally waited upon Duke Charles IV. of Lorraine at
+Brussels, "to solicit his aid in favour of the unhappy kingdom of
+Ireland." The mission was considered of such pressing importance that Lord
+Taaffe, in order not to delay it, put off the call which in duty he owed
+to the Duke of York, then residing at Antwerp. Charles IV. rather rashly
+undertook the office pressed upon him, formally accepted the style and
+title of "Protector of Ireland," fitted out--though not owning an inch of
+seaboard--a man-of-war, which he christened "Espérance de Lorraine"--and
+there the matter ended.
+
+With this adventurous Charles IV. was the life of the beautiful Beatrix
+bound up from girlhood to death. It was a romantic affair--in some of its
+episodes a little sadly comical--and, since we have constituted ourselves
+guardians of her effigy, her story may be worth telling.
+
+The Cusances were an old, distinguished, and very wealthy family in the
+Franche Comté, when the Comté was still a province, not of France, but of
+the Empire. At the present time the "Almanach de Gotha" knows them no
+more, nor any French or German "Peerage." But in their own day they ranked
+among the best of bloods; the strains of the Hapsburghs and the
+Granvelles mingled in their veins. "Gentillesse de Cusance" had in whilom
+Burgundy become a proverbial saying. The family owned a wide tract of
+territory in the mountainous country through which flows the Doubs, and
+among those hills, forming part of the Jura, stood, twenty miles from
+Besançon, their Castle Belvoir. Of this proud family Beatrix was, with two
+sisters--one of whom became a nun, while the other married a cousin on the
+mother's side, a Count de Berghes, of the Low Countries--left the last
+offspring. There was no male to perpetuate the name. At twenty she was
+known as "la personne la plus belle et la plus accomplie de la province."
+People raved about her. Abbé Hugo, the Lorrain Duke's father-confessor, in
+his MS. History (which has never been published, for fear of giving
+offence to the French), describes her as "of a little more than middle
+height, and exquisitely proportioned." "She possessed," he said, "just
+sufficient _embonpoint_ to impart to her _une mine haute et un port
+majestueux_." Her face, something between oval and round, was marked by a
+particularly clear complexion and an animated expression. Her eyes were
+blue and well-placed; her hair was of a light ash colour; her mouth was
+small, and of a brilliant red; her teeth were of pearly whiteness, and
+well-ranged; neck, arms, hands were all "beautifully delicate, white, and
+admirably shaped"; in fact, you could not desire a more perfect specimen
+of feminine humanity.
+
+With this beauty it was the happy, or unhappy, lot of the no less engaging
+Charles IV. to become acquainted at the impressionable age of thirty, when
+to the eye, at any rate, he represented all that was manly and
+chivalrous. He was then the beau-ideal of the sex, unequalled in all
+accomplishments peculiar to the privileged Man of the tip-top strata, a
+brilliant horseman, fencer, tilter, and love-maker in the bargain--a
+veritable "Don Juan, alike in love and in politics," as his own historian,
+M. des Robert, has aptly styled him.
+
+The two were for the first time brought into contact in 1634. Charles was
+then for the moment--a pretty protracted moment--a lackland prince.
+Counting a little too confidingly upon the help of that "Empire" which was
+always ready to claim and never ready to protect, and moreover upon
+equally treacherous Spain, he had defied France--with the result of being
+turned out of his dominions by her. But if Charles was driven from his
+duchy, he had carried his brilliant little army with him--there was no
+better in Europe. He had gained a high reputation already as a dashing
+general and a tactician of ready resource. The French feared him, in spite
+of their superior numbers. The Austrians and Spaniards were eager for his
+alliance, and willing to pay him his own price. He was stationed, in
+command of his own troops and some Spaniards, at Besançon, where life was
+then made gay indeed to the military visitors. Very butterfly that he
+was--forgetting altogether his homely Duchess Nicole, who was far
+away--Charles fluttered about merrily from flower to flower, almost
+thankful to Providence for having by her otherwise harsh judgment driven
+him to such captivating pastures new for the cult of Cupid. He was told,
+of course, of the bewitching beauty sojourning in the same city. Sated
+already with objects of admiration, he, however, at first scarcely paid
+heed to the praises of her charms. But once he met her, the hearts of both
+were in a twinkling set aflame.
+
+Charles did not at the time enjoy the best of reputations among
+respectable folk. He had dabbled a little too freely in illicit loves.
+Accordingly, old Madame de Cusance observed the young people's mutual
+passion with very reasonable alarm--and, to prevent its being carried to
+dangerous lengths, she packed Beatrix off in hot haste to lonely Belvoir.
+To a lover of Charles's mettle, however, twenty miles was a stimulus
+rather than an obstacle to love-making. Every day saw him galloping out to
+pursue his courting. There were French spies and scouts stationed all
+round, watching for the cavalier, eager to carry him off, as their
+comrades had not long before carried off our ambassador, Montagu, to
+Coiffy. By narrow breakneck paths, which are shown to the present day,
+Charles threaded his way adventurously through the forest, where it seems
+a marvel that he did not again and again come to grief. No feat, however,
+was too hazardous, no risk too great for him to encounter in the pursuit
+of his romantic passion. Accordingly, the old lady, like a prudent,
+motherly Dutch matron that she was, saw nothing for it but to carry her
+daughter very much further away still, to Brussels, where she had her
+family mansion, the Hotel Berghes. There Charles could not at once follow
+her, for he had his army to look after; and, moreover, the French stood in
+the way like a massive wall. No sooner, however, had he gathered his fresh
+bays on the field of Nördlingen, and brought the campaign of 1635 to a
+more or less satisfactory close, than, still homeless and landless, he
+hurried likewise to Brussels, which was then the recognised
+gathering-place of all the poor victims of Richelieu's grasping policy.
+However, in one way he had been forestalled. In the interval the old
+countess, thinking in her innocence that nothing could so effectually put
+a stop to undesirable love-making as an actual marriage, had compelled her
+beautiful daughter to marry Leopold D'Oiselet, Prince de Cantecroix, a
+great personage both in the Franche Comté and in Germany. That ought to
+have made all things sure. In truth, it did nothing of the kind. Beatrix
+and Charles remained as infatuatedly in love as before, and pursued their
+amour seemingly with all the greater zest and determination, because there
+was now a legal hindrance. The husband, as it happened, was not the only
+difficulty in the way. All the Lorrain princes and princesses--expelled,
+like Charles, from their own country, and assembled in the capital of the
+Austrian Netherlands--set their faces dead against the lady, and
+positively refused to have anything to do with her. Beatrix did not care.
+She could afford to snap her fingers at Nicole, Nicolas-Francois, Claude,
+Henriette, and the rest of them, so long as Charles remained true to her;
+and soon we find her, the lawful wife of Prince Cantecroix, openly avowing
+herself "the fiancée" of the Lorrain Duke, who was himself lawfully
+married.
+
+The old lady, foiled once more in her precautions, once more packed her
+daughter off out of harm's way--this time back to Besançon. As a matter
+quite of course Charles hereupon proposed to the crowned heads with whom
+he was in league, that the next campaign must necessarily be carried on
+in the Franche Comté, where, indeed, the French had somewhat alarmingly
+gained the upper hand, and were at that time rather embarrassingly (for
+the Spaniards) investing Dôle. As if to support him in his pleading, a
+deputation of Comtois magnates arrived at Brussels, headed, for irony, by
+the Prince de Cantecroix himself, petitioning the victor of Nördlingen,
+with all the urgency of which they were masters, to come to their rescue.
+Charles did not keep them waiting long. He promptly led his army back to
+their old quarters at Besançon, where he scarcely repaid Cantecroix in a
+Christian spirit. For his father-confessor informs us that, being a devout
+"Catholic," and believing implicity in the efficacy of masses, he caused
+no less than three thousand such to be said, to obtain from Heaven his
+rival's death. He drove the French away from Dôle, but after that he would
+not stir another finger. Fighting was all very well, but there was metal
+more attractive at Besançon. The old countess, had submitted at last to
+the inexorable ruling of fate. It was of no use transporting Beatrix
+backwards and forwards, while Charles followed so persistently after, and
+her own husband was so blind, or else so helpless. Things must be allowed
+to take their course.
+
+Charles's masses had the desired effect. In February, 1637 the Prince de
+Cantecroix died. In his testament he provided liberally for "ma bien aimée
+femme"--which _femme_ loyally lost no time in transferring herself from
+his house to one belonging to the duke.
+
+M. de Cantecroix being out of the way, the next thing to be done was to
+remove the no less inconvenient Duchess Nicole. From her right to the
+throne Charles had already ousted her by a really grotesque farce enacted
+in concert with his father. Charles does not appear to have had masses
+said for Nicole's death, but he very assiduously consulted the learned of
+Church and State concerning the possibility of obtaining a legal
+declaration of nullity of marriage. This was an easier matter in those
+days than it is now; because, for want of any other plea, there was always
+the charge of witchcraft to fall back upon--a charge much in favour with
+"the Church." Charles decided to play this trump card. There was a priest,
+Melchior de la Vallée, a chosen protégé of the late duke, who had baptized
+Nicole. He was now alleged to have been a sorcerer before he performed the
+rite of baptism. _Ergo_, he was incompetent lawfully to baptize; _ergo_,
+Nicole was not properly baptized; _ergo_, she was not a Christian; _ergo_:
+the whole marriage must be void. Witnesses were, of course, produced to
+prove the case, and poor Melchior, having been duly condemned, was
+orthodoxly burnt at Custines--the place in which Mary Queen of Scots had
+spent her youth. His property was declared forfeited to the Crown--to be
+eventually employed by Charles, in a fit of remorse, to endow, by way of
+pious compensation, the great Chartreuse of Bosserville near Nancy.
+
+That part of the business had been easily accomplished. It remained, on
+the ground of this condemnation, to upset the obnoxious marriage. The
+Duke's Chancellor, Le Moleur, was easily persuaded to pronounce an
+"opinion" to the effect desired, and, armed with this, he was promptly
+sent to Rome, accompanied by the Duke's father-confessor, Cheminot, to
+obtain a Papal judgment in accordance with it. The whole thing looked so
+plausible as readily to silence the last remaining doubts of Beatrix; and
+just nine days after Cantecroix's death the two lovers put their
+signatures to the marriage contract which was to make them man and wife.
+Less than five weeks later the marriage was formally celebrated in a
+characteristic hole-and-corner fashion. On the evening of April 2, 1637,
+the duke's physician, Forget, brought the _vicaire_ (curate) of the parish
+of S. Pierre in Besançon a written authority from his _curé_ (rector) to
+celebrate Sacraments wherever he might be called upon to do so. That done,
+the _vicaire_ is led by Forget on a roundabout way into Charles's house,
+where he finds a sumptuous supper awaiting him. The food and liquor
+despatched, the unsuspecting curate is, in a temper which disposes him to
+comply with almost any demand, taken into Charles's own chamber, where the
+duke bluntly informs him: "Tu es ici pour bénir notre mariage." Even in
+spite of the supper, the curate hesitates. But the duke will stand no
+parleying. The ceremony is gone through. The young couple, to place
+themselves entirely in order, comply with the custom of the diocese to the
+very tittle: embrace, break a loaf of bread between them, drink out of the
+same glass, and the thing is done. The curate receives twenty doubloons
+for his pains, and is, like everybody else present, pledged to silence.
+
+Secrecy was, however, under the circumstances, absolutely out of the
+question, probably not even seriously desired. Soon after we find the duke
+publicly owning Beatrix as his wife, and giving orders that she shall be
+treated as duchess and styled "Altesse." She lives with Charles, rides
+with him, shows herself by his side to his soldiers, who conceive a
+violent fancy for her. Nicole and the Lorrain princes and princesses
+protest. But they are far away, and can do no hurt. The old countess is
+brought to acquiesce in the marriage, and all seems to go as merrily as
+could be wished. Beatrix's sister, the nun of Gray, confesses to pious
+scruples, and implores her sister not to do what is wicked, but is
+silenced with a simple "Vous n'êtes qu'une enfant." To make all things
+sure, Mazarin, anxious to obtain from Charles an advantageous peace,
+promises his all-powerful interest with the Curia. The peace duly signed,
+Beatrix and her husband religiously undertake, side by side, a pilgrimage
+to Bonsecours, where they pray for Heaven's blessing upon their union, and
+afterwards hold their formal entry into Nancy, to the bewilderment of her
+husband's loyal subjects, who, not knowing what to make of the double
+wedlock, cry out lustily: "Que Dieu protège et bénisse le bon Duc Charles
+et ses deux femmes!"
+
+But there was mischief brewing. Nicole and her belongings would have been
+less than human if they had not set heaven and earth in motion to upset
+the new irregular union. When Cheminot and Le Moleur arrived at Rome to
+bespeak the Pope's approval, they found the Prince Nicolas-François
+already there, actively counterworking their game, on which even without
+such opposing influence the Vatican could scarcely have been expected to
+smile. In the place of approval, they received nothing but black looks,
+coupled with a strict injunction to the Lady Beatrix not on any account to
+pretend to the title of "Duchess."
+
+Of course Charles's "Petite Paix" lasted only a few weeks. Instead of
+leading his troops into the French camp as supports, as he had agreed, he
+took them straight to the Spanish headquarters, with the inevitable result
+of being once more turned out of his country, and finding himself an exile
+at large. These misfortunes, however, sat lightly upon the gay-hearted
+monarch, while he had the lovely Beatrix by his side, starring it with her
+at the Courts of Worms, Luxemburg, and Brussels, and insisting everywhere
+upon Beatrix being treated as duchess. He had given her her own
+body-guard, her own establishment of maids of honour, allowed her to hold
+her courts and drawing-rooms, just like a reigning princess.
+
+Meanwhile, concurrently with the Pope's judgment, another matter was
+slowly ripening. All this marrying and re-marrying had, as a matter of
+course, led to litigation. Prince Cantecroix had left a goodly fortune,
+for the possession of which his mother, the Marquise d'Autriche, and his
+cousin, M. de Saint Amour, were then fighting fiercely.
+
+While Charles and Beatrix were attending at Malines, as important
+witnesses in this case, what should unexpectedly arrive but a brief from
+the Pope, directing the archbishop to proclaim the judgment pronounced on
+that half-forgotten application of Le Moleur's and Cheminot's! It had
+taken His Holiness some years to come to a decision even on the
+preliminary point, that of the marriage with Beatrix; on the main
+question, the validity of Charles's marriage with Nicole, the judgment was
+still silent. But Charles's marriage with Beatrix the document declared
+entirely illegal and invalid, formally threatening both parties concerned
+with major excommunication if they did not at once separate and
+thereafter continue apart, and, moreover, within a given time, purge
+themselves by a public and humiliating penance. To Beatrix this judgment
+came as a crushing blow. However, she yielded prompt obedience, removing
+at once to the distant Hombourg Haut, near Saint-Avold.
+
+Charles evidently cared very much less about the separation, however
+little he might relish the idea of a penance. It looks very much as if he
+had already grown a little tired of the lovely Beatrix. She was still very
+beautiful, and had any amount of love-making left in her. Her little amour
+with Charles II. was still to come; and that portrait to be seen at
+Windsor, which so much enamoured Flecknoe, actually shows her as she was a
+little later. However, the _toujours perdrix_ of one particular beauty had
+evidently begun to pall upon Charles's exacting taste. He managed very
+soon to find some cheering consolation for his loss, to the infinite
+entertainment of the gay Court of Brussels--which delighted in scandal,
+and was constantly on the look out for some fresh amusement. Charles
+provided such, very opportunely, by a quite unexpected new amour, which
+was certainly not wanting in originality. Charles suddenly fell over head
+and ears in love with the very _bourgeoise_ daughter of the Burgomaster of
+Brussels. He pressed his heart and hand upon her again and again. No
+effort was too great for him to make in prosecution of his suit, no
+expense too lavish. The girl found herself serenaded, _fêted_, asked to
+all sorts of festivities--tournaments, concerts, balls--all arranged
+specifically in her honour. She found jewellery showered upon her. And, to
+secure her good will, the proud Carlovingian Duke even condescended to
+compete with the humble burghers at the popular _kermesse_, in the
+cross-bow shooting at the "papegay," which, crack marksman that he was, he
+brought down in brilliant style, thereby constituting himself
+"papegay-king" for the year. That dignity imposed upon him the obligation
+of treating all the burghers and their young women to a flow of
+liquor--which liquor he did not stint--and, moreover, of holding a
+triumphal progress through the town--which he magnified into a sort of
+Lord Mayor's procession, himself appearing in the character of his own
+ancestor, Godfrey de Bouillon, encased in costly armour, with all his rich
+jewellery hung upon his person, and seated, high and lofty, upon a
+magnificent car. The buxom Flamande found all this mightily pretty, but
+scarcely knew what to make of it so long as her mother strictly forbade
+her to give the devoted Charles any encouragement, nor dare so much as to
+meet him in private. Once only was the mother prevailed upon to permit a
+_tête-à-tête_ for just as long as Charles could manage to hold a live coal
+in his palm. To extend the time, Charles extinguished the fire by
+heroically crushing the coal with his fingers. All this tomfoolery amused
+the Court intensely. But people were just a little astounded when Charles
+carried his devotion so far as to refuse to treat with the Spanish
+plenipotentiaries for a renewal of his treaty, unless their Excellencies
+would first secure the approval and advocacy of his Flemish Dulcinea. The
+Spaniards needed the Lorrain troops badly, and so submitted for the
+time--but they had their revenge.
+
+Of course the news of all this love-making brought Beatrix back pretty
+promptly to the Low Countries. As an excuse she alleged a burning desire
+to be reconciled to the Church, whose censure her sensitive conscience
+could no longer endure. Charles was by no means equally impatient.
+However, late in 1645, he too at length consented, and, accordingly, the
+two attended together to hear the Church's commination, prostrate
+themselves at full length before the altar, play the abject penitents
+throughout, confess their guilt, and receive episcopal absolution--all in
+the presence of a very large assemblage, which made the proceeding none
+the more pleasant for the principal actors.
+
+That done, Beatrix settled down again, perhaps all the better pleased at
+finding that by his new treaty obligations Charles had bound himself to
+proceed immediately to the battle-fields in France. Whether she had a
+right to be severe upon Charles's little amatory escapades may appear a
+trifle doubtful by the light of her own conduct now that he was away. At
+Ghent she took a leaf out of his own book. The duke soon heard of her
+being in a close _liaison_ with a Polish magnate, Prince Radzivill, _jeune
+et bien fait, poli et galant_. And not long after arrived the further
+intelligence that one of her most conspicuous and most successful admirers
+was our own "gay monarch," Charles Stuart, subsequently Charles II., who
+was then a refugee in the Netherlands. There is no reason to believe that
+these misfeasances were in any way belittled to Charles's ear, seeing that
+it was Princess Marguerite, the Duchess of Orleans, his sister, who played
+the principal tale-bearer, a lady who, like all the Lorrain princesses,
+had a direct interest in bringing Charles's connection with Beatrix to a
+close. Charles took the bait. He was furious with the Princess de
+Cantecroix. He would repudiate her for good. He would be reconciled on
+the spot with Nicole. All seemed to herald a happy and creditable ending
+to the misunderstanding of years, when, all of a sudden, Beatrix announced
+herself _enceinte_, and by that announcement upset the whole carefully
+reared-up house of cards. Nicole had borne the duke no son. Here was the
+prospect of one. Throwing the Pope's warning to the winds, forgetting and
+forgiving all about Beatrix's wrong-doings, Charles rushed to join her,
+and was overjoyed to be able to be present at the birth of what was
+destined to be his only son, Charles, subsequently the gifted and
+distinguished Prince de Vaudémont, our William III.'s confidant and
+adviser, and the elder Pretender's potent patron and ally. The Papal
+Nuncio and the Archbishop of Malines were horrorstruck at this barefaced
+breaking of a solemn oath. But no serious harm came of it after all. Only,
+it was a little provoking to find that when the confinement was over, and
+Charles's back was once more turned, Beatrix calmly resumed her illicit
+flirtations, of which the Lorrain princesses, more particularly the
+Princess Marguerite, were not slow to advise the duke.
+
+Charles's patience was now completely worn out. As soon as he could manage
+it, he posted back to the Low Countries, resolved, as he declared, to
+"mettre deux folles à la raison." One _folle_, of course, was
+Beatrix--whom Charles protested that nothing would induce him ever to take
+into favour again; and the other was his sister Henriette, who had
+distinguished herself by a very unconventional match indeed, her third,
+between herself, aged fifty, and the youthful Italian banker, Grimaldi,
+aged twenty-seven. There were some utilitarian arguments to plead in
+excuse of the marriage. Henriette had spent her last _écu_, had sold every
+bit of property of hers that was at all saleable, and was deep in debt to
+boot; and Grimaldi had money. But nothing would justify the extraordinary
+proceeding which these two lovers, driven into a corner, resorted to, of,
+so to speak, "springing themselves" upon the unsuspecting Archbishop of
+Malines, and simultaneously declaring their intention to be man and wife,
+before he could so much as utter a word of protest. That constituted, the
+archbishop had himself previously explained, a legal marriage according to
+canon law.
+
+Charles found Beatrix at Antwerp. He at once seized her house in all legal
+form, fretting and fuming with rage, and refusing to listen to a word
+which she might say in explanation. He had everything put under lock and
+key, sentries placed before the door, and, overhauling all the furniture
+with his own hands, he claimed back all the property which the lady held
+from him; above all, that very valuable collection of jewellery for which
+the Lorrain Court was noted. To his dismay he found that a portion of it
+was gone. That made matters ten times worse. The missing pieces must
+necessarily have been given to Beatrix's _galants_.
+
+The Lorrain princes and princesses were delighted to observe a fresh
+rupture, and spared no pains to fan the flame. As it happened, at this
+very time, in 1654, the Papal Tribunal of the "Rota" had at last made up
+its mind how to adjudicate upon that old plea first raised in 1637, and
+formally laid before the Pope in 1642--the question of the validity of
+Charles's marriage with Nicole. The "Rota" ruled the whole suit to be
+frivolous. The marriage had been "freely contracted," was therefore
+binding, and, not to be troubled again with anything of the sort, the
+Court imposed upon Beatrix "perpetual silence." Charles accepted the
+judgment readily; indeed, he was so earnestly bent upon reconciliation
+with Nicole, that he seriously talked of having her excommunicated, should
+she withhold her consent. All seemed once more coming right, in spite of
+itself, when Europe was surprised by a gross outrage against law and good
+faith, namely, the high-handed seizure by the Spanish governor,
+Fuensaldana, of the Duke of Lorraine, and his removal, as a prisoner, to
+the distant Castle of Toledo. Six long years was the duke destined to pine
+in that unwholesome, dark, barred tower, a prey to vermin and to all
+discomforts, and a victim to ever freshly-raised, ever sorely-disappointed
+hopes. The very Spaniards around him pitied him. The ladies of Toledo
+conspired to liberate the interesting captive, who, in spite of his fifty
+years, was still handsome, nimble, full of courtesy and full of life. His
+own subjects braved tortures, galleys, death--everything, to effect his
+rescue. Never was ruler more beloved; rarely did he less deserve it.
+Nicole loyally forgot all past grievances, appealed to Mazarin, appealed
+to King Louis, appealed to the Pope. Beatrix likewise did her best--more
+especially after Nicole's death, in 1657--though roughly rated all the
+time by her wrathful and impatient late lover, who never for a day
+together knew his own mind. At one time he asked indignantly: Why did she
+not come to share his prison? At another he bade her stay where she was,
+since there she could be of greater use. A third time he would have
+nothing whatever to say to her. When she sent her _intendant_,
+Pelletier, to Spain, to exert himself in the cause of the duke's
+liberation, Charles brought up the old charges of infidelity and
+misappropriation of his jewellery. But he was delighted to receive at
+Pelletier's hands the newly-painted portraits of his two children, Anne
+and Charles, to whom, as a partially redeeming feature in his character,
+he continued devoted to his dying day.
+
+In 1660 Spain found that she could carry on war no longer. The result was
+the Treaty of the Pyrenees, which was rather dictated by Mazarin than
+negotiated between France and Spain, and which, among other things,
+provided that Charles should be set free. Purchasing the glory of a
+princely escort from the needy noblemen of Spain by a distribution of the
+full sum of compensation just received at Madrid, the duke hurried to
+Saint Jean de Luz in state, and there, with his habitual impetuosity,
+nearly got himself back into prison. The Spanish Ambassador, Don Louis de
+Haro, badgered beyond endurance by Charles, full of his complaints,
+seriously threatened to have the duke carried back to Toledo. This brought
+our rather romantic Stuart exile to the front, whom nobody then supposed
+to be so near becoming Charles II. of England. Indeed, Mazarin held him in
+such small estimation, that he would not even admit him to his presence.
+But on Don Louis, if he ever seriously intended fresh violence, this bold
+manoeuvre had the desired effect. He promptly desisted from further
+threats. The Lorrain Charles, touched by the chivalrous conduct of his
+namesake, in a burst of gratitude generously offered the latter the free
+use of his purse--an offer which must have been peculiarly welcome to the
+ever-impecunious Stuart--and frankly forgave him his rivalry in the matter
+of Beatrix, which looks, indeed, as if between him and her he now intended
+all to be over.
+
+In truth, he did not leave the lady very long in doubt upon that point;
+for, finding her at Bar-le-Duc, when, on his way home from Paris, he
+passed through that town, he flatly declined to see her. She was staying
+with her daughter, whom in Paris Charles had got married to the Prince de
+Lillebonne, the governor of the Barrois. He was quite willing that Beatrix
+should be treated _en duchesse_, but at this time of day it surely was not
+to be expected that he would once more embroil himself with the Pope by
+breaking his oath! Just only for a few minutes did he at length consent to
+meet her, at the urgent supplication of both his children--outside Bar, in
+a little village; and then he was chillingly cold.
+
+Otherwise, he had still fire enough left in him, when occasion
+required--as he showed not long after, when at Paris, while engaged on
+that hare-brained errand of concluding the "Treaty of Montmartre," he
+became madly enamoured of Marianne Pajot, the daughter of his
+brother-in-law's (the Duke of Orleans') apothecary. The marriage very
+nearly became a fact. Everything was ready, in spite of protests from all
+sides. The priest was waiting, the wedding-guests were in attendance,
+actually eating the wedding supper, and drinking the young couple's
+health--for precisely at midnight the ceremony was to be performed--when
+Du Tellier marched into the room with a guard, and at Louis XIV.'s order
+carried off Marianne to the convent of Ville l'Evêque. "You would have
+had to take a syringe for your armorial device if you had married her,"
+said Louis XIV. mockingly. "Yes," replied Charles, alluding to the treaty
+just concluded, "with the royal _fleur-de-lys_ at the nozzle."
+
+This was by no means Charles's last amour. Indeed, after various wildish
+escapades nearly leading to matrimony he, four years later, when arrived
+at the ripe age of sixty, actually took to wife a girl of thirteen, and
+settled down a tolerably staid and respectable husband at last. But this
+adventure with Marianne Pajot warned Beatrix, whose health was beginning
+seriously to fail, that if she wanted to become Charles's wife at all, she
+must be quick about it. Accordingly, when the two once more found
+themselves in close proximity, unwilling neighbours at Bar-le-Duc--she up
+in the castle, he in the lower town, to be out of her way--she took the
+liberty of reminding him of his repeated promises to obtain a dispensation
+from the Pope and get the marriage renewed. Charles was not at all
+prepared for such an appeal, which accordingly made him not a little
+cross. "Not yet," he pleaded, "il n'est pas encore temps de songer à notre
+mariage"--not when he was fifty-six and she nearly forty-six! Would he not
+consent at any rate to see her? God forbid; how could he, a devout
+"Catholic," presume to infringe the Pope's explicit command? Indeed, these
+repeated appearances of Beatrix, when she was not wanted, were becoming
+wearisome to him. She must keep out of the way. Let her go back to
+Besançon! He was duke and could command. But Beatrix, loth to fly from
+that which alone could cure her heartache, pleaded, like Lot, for a
+shorter journey. Might she not stay at Remiremont? Charles acquiesced. In
+small Lorrain towns she spent the next year or so. Life was getting hard
+for her, in view of progressively failing health--harder under the painful
+sense of injustice and unfaithfulness. She gave herself up to religious
+devotions. At Mattaincourt it was, while she was burning candles and
+offering prayers to the Lorrain saint, P. Fourier, that the startling news
+reached her of a fresh amour into which Charles had thrown himself with
+all the ardour of a young man of twenty, an amour with the beautiful
+Isabelle de Ludres ("Matame te Lutre," as Madame de Sévigné called her,
+ridiculing the rough Lorrain accent), a most delicately-formed,
+symmetrically-shaped _brunette_, a very tit-bit of womanhood, destined to
+shine in after-time for a brief period in the changing firmament of _Le
+Roi Soleil_ at Versailles, as an ephemeral favourite star. She was a
+canoness of Poussay--_Lavandières_ they were called in the popular
+slang--looking probably all the prettier in her semi-religious garb,
+because its wear involved no religious obligations of any kind. The abbess
+had obligingly allowed Charles free access to the "nun," and there they
+were, acknowledged _fiancé_ and _fiancée_, talking of the time when the
+marriage was to take place. To be near Isabella, Charles had moved his
+court to Mirecourt, which is just about halfway between Poussay and
+Mattaincourt, utterly unconscious probably of the proximity of Beatrix.
+There were daily _fêtes_, dances, tourneys, the whole bit of country
+seemed transformed into a "Garden of Love." It was like a ghost rising
+from the earth when Beatrix--pale, worn, haggard, but still erect and
+dignified in bearing--appeared on the scene, her marriage contract in her
+hand, to bid the young canoness beware, and remind her lover of his
+promises and broken vows. What right had she to be there? asked Charles in
+a pet. Had he not bidden her go back to Besançon? Let her be off at once
+and not trouble him any more! Alas! in her state of health, travelling to
+Besançon was out of the question. She got as far as Mattaincourt, sending
+fresh precatory letters to faithless Charles. He would give them no heed.
+But she left him no peace. By a severe effort she got to Besançon at last.
+"She may disinherit your children," urged Charles's lawyers. "She may stop
+your marriage," chimed in the Churchmen. "Remember, she has but at longest
+a few weeks to live," added the doctors. "Really?" asked Charles with
+visible relief. "She cannot possibly live longer." Not a moment did he
+cease from his amatory merry-making preparatory to a contemplated new
+marriage. But, as there was time for celebrating a preliminary one in the
+interval, for his children's sake he consented to despatch a messenger to
+the Pope to demand a dispensation, which arrived just in time for the
+marriage with Beatrix to be solemnised while there was still breath in
+her. "Me voilà, bien honoré," whispered the dying woman, "à la fin de mes
+jours!" Scarcely had the priest left her bedside, when he was called in
+once more to celebrate another sacrament. "Ah! quelle union," gasped
+Beatrix, "du sacrement de mariage et de l'extrême onction!"
+
+Thus ended, on June 5, 1663, the changeful life of that "excellents peace
+as Nature ever made," as wrote Richard Flecknoe in contemplation of her
+portrait at Windsor, full of "colour" and "freshness," and with eyes whose
+very lids were "than other eyes more admirably fair," the lady who on the
+canvas in our royal castle looks so happy and serene, but who in real life
+tasted far more of the bitterness than of the sweet of man's fleeting
+love--not, certainly, without much fault on her own part, yet, in respect
+of her relations with Charles, surely more sinned against than sinning.
+
+The news of her death found the feasting at Mirecourt at its merriest.
+Trumpets were sounding, flags were flying, drums were beating, all the
+jingle of the masquerade of court life was at its noisiest. The widower
+scarcely stopped in his amusements to order a brief formal mourning, which
+altered but the hue, not the spirit of the feast. For all that his labour
+was thrown away. Beatrix had, in self-defence, despatched a protest
+against the marriage to the Vicar-general of Toul, who, as a French
+bishop, stood in no sort of dependence upon the Duke of Lorraine--rather
+delighted in crossing him. Besides, Isabelle's mother, shocked at what she
+saw and heard, peremptorily forbade the marriage, and packed her daughter
+off in haste to the solitude of Richardménil.
+
+When Beatrix's will was opened, it was found that she had not forgotten
+"her very dear husband." "As a token of respect and submission," she had
+"taken the liberty" of bequeathing to him--that very diamond ring with
+which he had wedded her, then the worship of all, twenty-six years before,
+when his own affection was still fresh and young, and his whole being
+seemed bound up in the life and possession of the fervently-loved young
+widow. At her death, certainly, she had this to boast of, that of all the
+beauties who had riveted Charles's affection, none had for so long a time
+and with equal power held sway over his fickle heart. If she was
+neglected, it is some satisfaction to think that her children were
+honoured and cherished. On the Prince de Vaudémont Charles heaped what
+benefits he had to bestow. But the stain of his birth clung to him to his
+death. At one time Charles had hoped to seat him on the proud throne of
+the Carlovingians. When in 1723 he died, the Lorrain Courts found that no
+princely honours could be paid to his body. Quietly, without pomp and
+show, were his bones laid beside the bones of his father, in the
+Chartreuse of Bosserville, sad memorial that it remains of the duke's
+faithlessness to his first wife. Neither of Charles nor of Beatrix has any
+offspring survived. Of Charles even later Dukes of Lorraine have scarcely
+ever spoken without a protest. Beatrix lies buried at Besançon, and, after
+all, considering what evil she unwittingly brought upon her adopted
+country, the portrait which alone remains to recall what she was finds,
+perhaps, a more fitting place on the walls of Royal Windsor than could
+have been given to it in the historic hall of the more than half-destroyed
+palace of Nancy, or among the Lorrain portraits preserved, as a memorial
+of Lorrain-Hapsburg rule, in the museum of Florence.
+
+
+
+
+V.--THE REMNANT OF A GREAT RACE.[8]
+
+
+Modern History is, in its rapid march onward, making sad havoc of old
+races. New nations are rising up; but only like new banks and headlands on
+our coast, by the accumulation of drifted shingle, which the very same
+tide is washing away from wasting older rocks. A generation or two hence,
+in the making of a new German people, the last remnant will have finally
+disappeared of an interesting race, which historians and archæologists
+alike, to whom it is known, will be loth to miss.
+
+There are probably few Englishmen who have any very clear idea as to what
+and who the "Wends" or "Sorbs" are. Early in the last century, we read--I
+think it was in the year 1702--our Ambassador at Vienna, one Hales,
+travelling home by way of Bautzen, to his utter surprise found himself in
+that city in the midst of a crowd of people, strange of form, strange of
+speech, strange of garb--but unquestionably picturesque--such as he had
+never before seen or heard of. They are there still, wearing the same
+dress, using the same speech, looking as odd and outlandish as ever. We
+need not go back to the records of Alfred the Great, of Wulfstan and
+Other, to learn what a powerful nation the Wends, one of the principal
+branches of the great Slav family, were in times gone by. In the days when
+Wendish warriors, like King Niklot, were feared in battle, their ships
+went forth across the sea, side by side with those of the Vikings,
+planting colonies on the Danish Isles, in Holland, in Spain--aye, very
+ambitious Slav historians will even have it that our own _Sorbiodunum_
+(Salisbury) is "the town of the Sorbs," founded by Sorb settlers in 449,
+and that to the same settlers--also styled _Weleti_ (Alfred the Great
+calls them _Vylte_)--do our "Wilton" and "Wiltshire" owe their names. On
+the Continent they once overspread nearly all Germany. Hanover has its
+"Wendland," Brunswick its "Wendish Gate." Franconia, when ruinously
+devastated by intestinal wars of German races, was, at Boniface's
+instance, recultivated by immigrant Wends, famous in his days, and after,
+for their husbandry. The entire North German population, from the Elbe
+eastward, and north of the Bavarian and Bohemian mountains, is in descent
+far more Wendish than German. Wendish names, Wendish customs, Wendish
+fragments of speech, bits of Wendish institutions, survive everywhere, to
+tell of past Slav occupation. Altenburg is Wendish to a man, the
+Mecklenburgs are to the present day ruled even by Wendish grand dukes.
+Berlin, Potsdam, Dresden, Lübeck, Leipzig, Schwerin, and many more
+German towns, still bear Wendish names.
+
+There are now but a poor 150,000 or 160,000 left of this once powerful
+people. And that handful is dwindling fast. Every year sees the tide of
+spreading Germanism making further inroad on the minute domain which the
+Germanised Wends have left to their parent race in that much disputed
+territory, the Lusatias. Prussian administration, Prussian education,
+Prussian pedantic suppression of everything which is not neo-German, are
+rapidly quenching the still smoking flax. It boots little that the Saxon
+Government, kinder in its own smaller country, has, very late in the day,
+changed its policy, and is now striving to preserve what is, at its lowest
+valuation, a most interesting little piece of ethnographic archæology. It
+is much too late now to stop the march of Germanisation, which has pushed
+on so rapidly that even in the same family you may at the present day find
+parents still thoroughly Wendish, and _priding_ themselves on their
+Wendish patronymics, and children wholly German, styling themselves by
+newly coined German names. Evidently the race is dying fast.
+
+Its death was in truth prepared a long time ago. Once the Saxons had
+obtained the mastery, the poor Slavs were oppressed and persecuted in
+every way. They were forbidden to wear their own peculiar dress. They were
+forbidden to trade. The gates of their own towns were closed against them,
+or else opened only to admit them into a despised "ghetto." No man of
+culture dared to own himself a Wend. Accordingly, though they possess a
+language unique for its plasticity and pliancy, up to the time of the
+Reformation written literature they had none. For centuries their race
+has been identified with the lowest walks in life. They must have their
+own parsons, of course; but that was all. Otherwise, hewers of wood and
+drawers of water, toiling cultivators of the soil, they were doomed to
+remain--very "serfs," lending, as we know, in the north, a peculiar name
+to that servile station ("serfs," from "serbs"), just as in the south
+"Slav" became the distinctive term for "slave."
+
+To the eye of the archæologist, all this hardship has secured one
+compensating advantage. It has left the Wends--in dress, in customs, in
+habits of mind, in songs and traditions--most interestingly primitive.
+Everything specifically Wendish bears the unmistakable stamp of national
+childhood, early thought, old-world life. There has been no development
+within the race, as among other Slavs. There have been modern overlayings,
+no doubt; but they are all foreign additions. The Wendish kernel has
+remained untouched, displaying with remarkable distinctness that
+peculiarly characteristic feature which runs through all the Slav kindred,
+at once uniting and separating various tribes, combining a curious unity
+of substructure with a striking variety of surface. Among the "Serbs,"
+or--"Sorbs"--really "Srbs"--of Germany, occur names which reveal a close
+kinship with Russians, Bohemians, and Croats. By the strange
+survival--among two tribes alone in all the world--of a complete dual, and
+the retention of a distinct preterite tense (without the use of an
+auxiliary verb) their language links them plainly with the Old Bulgarians.
+Their national melodies exhibit a marked resemblance to those melancholy
+airs which charm English visitors in Russia. Yet a Pole, one of their
+nearest neighbours, is totally at sea among the Wends. His language is to
+them almost as unintelligible as that of their "dumb" neighbours on the
+opposite side, the _Njemski_--that is, the Germans. Even among themselves
+the Lusatians are divided in speech. In Lower Lusatia, for instance, where
+the population are descended from the ancient Lusitschani, if you want to
+ask a girl for a kiss, you must say: _gulitza, daj mi murki_. In Upper
+Lusatia, where dwell the Miltschani, the same request takes the shape of:
+_holitza, daj mi hupkuh_. My German friends would have it that to their
+ears Wendish sounded very like English--which simply meant, that they
+understood neither the one nor the other. In truth, there is no
+resemblance whatever between the two tongues, except it be this, that like
+some of our own people, the Wends are incorrigibly given to putting their
+H's in the wrong place. The explanation, in respect of the Wends, is, that
+in their language no word is known to begin with a vowel. Hence, to make
+German at all pronounceable to their lips, they often have to add an H as
+initial letter, the impropriety of which addition they happen generally to
+remember at the wrong time. It will terrify linguists among ourselves to
+be told that this Slav language--which the Germans despise as barbarous,
+which has scarcely any literature, and which is spoken by very few men of
+high education--possesses, in addition to our ordinary verbs, also verbs
+"neutropassive," "inchoative," "durative," "momentaneous," and
+"iterative"; an aorist, like Greek, and a preterite aorist of its own; a
+subjunctive pluperfect, and in declension seven cases, including a
+"sociative" case, and a "locative." The most remarkable characteristics
+of the language, however, are the richness of its vocalisation, and its
+peculiar flexibility and pliancy, which enable those who speak it to coin
+new and very expressive words for distinct ideas almost at pleasure, yet
+open to no misconstruction.
+
+In outward appearance the Wends are throughout a powerful, healthy, and
+muscular race, whose men are coveted for the conscription. The first
+Napoleon's famous "Bouchers Saxons"--the Saxon dragoons--were Wends almost
+to a man. And in the present day, it is the Wends who contribute the
+lion's share of recruits to the Saxon household regiments. Their women are
+prized throughout Germany as nurses. They are all well-built, well-shaped,
+strong of muscle, and nimble in motion, like the Lacedæmonian women of
+old. All surrounding Germany recruits its nurses from Wendland. Next to
+stature, the most distinctive external feature of the race is its national
+dress, which, as in most similar cases, survives longest, and in its most
+characteristic form, among women. As between different districts, such
+dress varies very markedly, but throughout it has some common features.
+Short bright-coloured skirts, with the hips preternaturally enlarged by
+artificial padding, and an unconscionable amount of starch put into the
+petticoats on Sundays; close-fitting bodices, under which, in some
+districts, by an atrocious perversion of taste, are placed bits of stout
+cardboard, designed to compress a strongly developed bust to hideous
+flatness; small tight-fitting caps, into which is gathered all the hair,
+and which are often concealed under some bright-coloured outer head-gear,
+with an abundance of ribbons dependent; and a goodly allowance of
+scrupulously clean collar, frill, and neckerchiefs, at any rate on
+Sundays; and, on festive occasions, stockings of the same irreproachable
+whiteness put upon massive calves which on other occasions are worn all
+bare--these are, briefly put, the main characteristics of the women's
+dress. Oddly, the Roman Catholics, who elsewhere--in the Black Forest, for
+instance--affect the gayest colours, among the Wends show a partiality for
+the soberest of hues, more specifically brown and black. The men delight
+in big buttons, bright waistcoats, and high boots, long coats which pass
+on from father to son through generations, and either preternaturally
+stout hats of prehistoric mould, or else large blue caps with monster
+shades. Their peculiar customs are simply legion, and so are their
+traditions and superstitions. Their fairs are a thing to see.
+Old-fashioned as the Wends are, ordinary shopping has no attraction for
+them. But the merry fair, with its life and society, its exchange of
+gossip, its display of finery, its haggling and bargaining, its music and
+its dancing, is irresistibly alluring. At the great fair at Vetzschau in
+olden days you might see as many as a thousand Wendish girls, all dressed
+in their best, formally but merrily going through their Wendish dances in
+the market-place. In matters of faith the Wends are all great believers in
+little superstitious formulas and observances, such as not turning a knife
+or a harrow edge or tine upward, lest the devil should sit down upon it.
+Their favourite devices for attracting a man's or a maiden's love are a
+little too artlessly natural to be fit for recital here. One great
+prevailing superstition is the belief in lucky stones--_kamushkis_.
+Stones, in truth, play a leading part in their traditions. They have a
+belief that stones went on growing, like plants, till the time of our
+Saviour's temptation, in the course of which, by an improvement upon the
+authorised text, they assert that he hurt his foot against one by
+accident. In punishment for having caused that pain, their growth is
+understood to have been stopped. They have other stones as
+well--"fright-stones" and "devil-stones" for instance. But the _kamushkis_
+are by far the most important and the most valuable. They are handed on as
+precious heirlooms from parent to child, and often put down at a high
+value in the inventory of an estate. The supernatural world of the Wends
+is as densely peopled as any mythology ever yet heard of. There is the
+_psches-poniza_--the noon woman, to avoid whom women in pregnancy and
+after their confinement dare not go out of doors in the midday hours;
+there is the _smerkava_, or "dusk-woman," who is fatal to children, the
+_wichor_, or whirlwind; the _plon_, or dragon, who terrifies, but also
+brings treasure; the _bud_, or Will-o'-the-Wisp; the _bubak_, or bogey;
+the nocturnal huntsman, _nocny hanik_; and the nocturnal carman, _nocny
+forman_; the _murava_, or nightmare; the _kobod_ or _koblik_; the
+_chódota_ (witch); the _buzawosj_, who frightens children; the _djas_, the
+_graby_, the _schyry zed_, the _kunkaz_, there are spirits "black" and
+"white." Every mill has its peculiar _nykus_ or _nyx_, who must be fed and
+propitiated. And then there are roguish sprites, such as _Pumpot_, who is
+a sort of Wendish "barguest," doing kind turns as often as he plays
+mischievous pranks. All this curious Slav mythology alone is worth
+studying. If in a family children keep dying young, the remedy certain to
+be applied is, to christen the next born "Adam" or "Eve," according to its
+sex, which is thought absolutely to ensure its life. Like most
+much-believing races, the Wends are remarkably simple-minded, trustful,
+leadable, and docile, free from that peculiar cunning and malice which is
+often charged, rightly or wrongly, to Slav races--not without fault, but
+in the main a race of whom one grows fond.
+
+To see the Wends ethnographically at their best, you should seek them in
+their forest homes, all through that vast stretch of more or less
+pine-clad plain, mostly sand, extending northwards from the last distant
+spurs of the "Riesengebirge" (which bounds at the same time Bohemia and
+Silesia), to the utmost limits of their territory in the March of
+Brandenburg, and much beyond that--or else in that uniquely beautiful
+Spreewald, some hundred of miles or so south of Berlin, a land of giant
+forest and water, an archipelago of turfy islets. That is the ancient
+headquarters of the Wendish nation, still peopled by a peculiar tribe,
+with peculiar, very quaint dress, with traditions and customs all their
+own, settled round the venerated site of their old kings' castle. It is
+all a land of mystic romance, sylvan silence, old-world usages, such as
+well become the supposed "Sacred Forest" of the ancient "Suevi." Alders
+and oaks--the former of a size met with nowhere else--cast a dense, black
+shade over the whole scene, which is in reality but one vast lake, on
+whose black and torpidly moving waters float wooded _kaupes_ or isles,
+scattered over which dwell in solitude and practical isolation the
+toilsome inhabitants, having no means of communication open to them
+except the myriads of arms of the sluggishly flowing Spree. A parish
+covers many square miles. Each little cottage, a picture by itself amid
+its bold forest surroundings, stands long distances away from its
+neighbours. The outskirts of the forest consist of wide tracts of wobbling
+meadow, a floating web of roots and herbage, over which one can scarcely
+move without sinking into water up to the hips. Were you to tread through,
+down you would go helplessly into the fathomless black swamp. On those
+vast meadows grow the heavy crops of sweet nutritious grass which make the
+Spreewald hay valued at Berlin for its quality as is the hay of the Meuse
+at Paris. On their little islands, as in the _Hortillonages_ of the Somme,
+the _kaupers_ raise magnificent crops of vegetables (more particularly
+cucumbers, without which Berlin would scarcely be itself), which, as on
+the Somme, they are constrained to carry to market by boat. Boats and
+skates, in fact, supply in that wooded Holland the only means of
+locomotion. And thanks to its canals and its water, all in it is so fresh,
+and so luxuriant, and so remarkably silent, that, while one is there,
+there seems no place like the Spreewald in which to be thoroughly alone
+with Nature. On a mound artificially raised upon one of these islands, at
+Burg, once stood the castle of the great Wendish kings, whose sceptre is
+supposed still to descend in secret from sire to son in a particular
+family, known only to the best initiated of Wends. To this country more
+specifically, together with some scores of distinctive water sprites (each
+endowed with its own attribute), does Wendish mythology owe its numerous
+legends about snakes wearing precious crowns, which on occasion they will
+carelessly lay down on the grass, where, if luck should lead you that way,
+you may seize them and so ensure to yourself untold riches--provided that
+you can manage to get safely away.
+
+In the mountainous country about Bautzen and Loebau in Saxony, where the
+scenery is fine, the air bracing, the soil mostly fat, nineteenth century
+levelling has been far too long at work for race customs to have
+maintained themselves altogether pure. There stand the ancient sacrificing
+places of the Wends, the Czorneboh, sacred to the "black god," the
+Bjeliboh, sacred to the "white" one--respectively, the Mounts Ebal and
+Gerizim of Wendland--and many more. Wendish traditions and Wendish speech
+are still very rife in those parts. And most of the brains of the race are
+to be found in that well-cultivated district--the "Wendish Mozart,"
+Immisch, Hornigk, Pfuhl--all the literary coryphæi of the race. From
+Bautzen, certainly, with its bipartite cathedral, in which Roman Catholics
+and Protestants worship peaceably side by side, divided only by a grating,
+it is quite impossible to dissociate Wendish traditions. That is to the
+Upper Lusatians what Cottbus is to the lower--_mjesto_, "the town" _par
+excellence_. There are very true Wends in those regions still. In a
+village near Hochkirch the community managed for a long time successfully
+to keep out Germans, refusing to sell any property otherwise than to a
+Wend. But under the influence of advancing civilisation so many things
+externally peculiar to the race have disappeared--their forests, and their
+wooden buildings, much of their ancient dress; they live so much in the
+great world, that they can scarcely be said to have kept up their
+peculiar race-life in absolute purity.
+
+In the forest, on the other hand, where, in fact, dwell the bulk of the
+not yet denationalised race, you still see Wends as they were many
+centuries ago. It is a curious country, that easternmost stretch of what
+once was the great forest of Miriquidi, almost touching Bautzen and
+Görlitz with its southernmost fringe, and extending northward far into the
+March of Brandenburg. At first glance you would take it to be intolerably
+prosaic. It spreads out at a dead level, flat as a rink, for miles and
+miles away, far as the eye can see, with nothing to break the straight
+sky-line--except it be clouds of dust whirled up by the wind from the
+powdery surface of this German Sahara. The villages lie far apart, divided
+by huge stretches of dark pine forest, much of it well-grown, not a
+little, however, crippled and stunted. The roads are, often, mere tracks
+of bottomless sand, along which toils the heavy coach at a foot pace,
+drawn by three horses at least, and shaking the passengers inside to bits
+by its rough motion across gnarled pine-roots which in the dry sand will
+never rot. But look at it a little more closely, and you will find a
+peculiar kind of wild romance resting upon it. If you take the trouble to
+inquire, you will find that all this forest is peopled with elves. There
+are stories and legends and superstitions attaching to almost every point.
+Hid away among it are the sites of ancient Wendish villages--you may see
+where stood the houses, you may trace where were the ridged fields, you
+may feel, Wends will have it, by a creeping sensation coming over you as
+you pass, where were the ancient grave-yards. Here is an ancient haunted
+Celtic barrow. There is a cave in which are supposed to meet, at certain
+uncanny hours, the ghosts of cruel Swedish invaders, barbarously murdered
+in self-defence, or else Wendish warriors of much older time. Yonder,
+again, is a mound beneath which lies a treasure. Here "spooks" this
+spirit, there his fellow. By the Wends the forest is regarded with
+peculiar awe. It is to them a personality, almost a deity, exacting, as
+they will have it, every year at least one victim as a tribute or
+sacrifice. Every now and then you will come upon a heap of dry branches,
+on which you may observe that every passer-by religiously lays an
+additional stick. That is a "dead man," a Wendish "cairn," raised up in
+memory of some person who on that spot lost his life. Between the forest
+and dry fields picturesquely stretch out sheets of water, some of them of
+large size. And where there is water, the scenery at once assumes a hue of
+freshness and verdure which is most relieving. Dull and bare as this
+country generally is, no Switzer loves his own beautiful mountain home
+more fervently, or admires it with greater appreciation, than do the Wends
+their native patch of sand and peat and forest; nor does he miss it, when
+away, with more painful home-sickness.
+
+In this flat tract of land you may see the German Slavs still living in
+their traditional timber or clay-and-wattle houses, built in the orthodox
+Wendish style--with a little round-roofed oven in front, and a draw-well
+surmounted by a tall slanting beam, with a little garden, the
+_Ausgedinge-haus_ for the pensioned-off late proprietor, the curious
+barge-board, ornamented at either end with some crudely fantastical
+carving (which was borrowed more than a thousand years ago from the early
+Saxons), and with that most characteristic mark of all, the heavy arched
+beam overshadowing the low windows. The house would be thatched, but that
+the Prussian government absolutely forbids thatch for new roofing. The
+entire settlement is laid out on the old nomad plan, reminding one of
+times when for security villagers had to dwell close together. In the
+middle of the village is the broad street or green, planted with high
+trees, which, by their contrast with the surrounding pine forest, indicate
+the site to the traveller a long way off. The Wends are devoted lovers of
+trees, and in every truly Wendish village you are sure to find a large
+lime tree, tall or stunted, but in every case spreading out its branches a
+long distance sideways, and overshadowing a goodly space. That tree has
+for generations back formed the centre of local life, and is venerated as
+becomes a "sacred tree" of ancient date. Here young and old are wont to
+assemble. Here, on Saturday afternoons in spring-time, gather the young
+girls to blend their tuneful voices in sacred song heralding the advent of
+Easter. Here used to meet the village council--which has in recent times,
+for reasons of practical convenience, removed to the public-house--the
+_gromada_, or _hromada_, summoned by means of a _kokula_ or _hejka_, that
+is, a "crooked stick" or a hammer, sent round from house to house. Every
+householder, large or small, has a right to be present and to take his
+full part in the proceedings; for the Wends are no respecters of persons.
+In the centre sits the _solta_, as president, supported by his "sidesmen,"
+the _starski_. And there are discussed the affairs of the little
+community, heavily and solemnly at first, but with increasing animation as
+the _pálenza_, or _schnaps_, gets into people's heads. The most
+interesting by far of these periodical meetings is the _gromada
+hoklapnica_--the "gromada of brawls," that is--which is held in most
+villages on St. Thomas' Day, in some on Epiphany Day, to transact, with
+much pomp and circumstance, the business which has reference to the whole
+year. The annual accounts are there settled. New members are received into
+the commune, and if any have married, the Wendish marriage tax is levied
+upon them. If there are any paupers in the parish, they are at that
+meeting billeted in regular succession upon parishioners. Another
+important matter to settle is the institution of paid parish officers,
+none of whom are appointed for more than a year at a time. Watchman,
+field-guard, blacksmith, road-mender, &c., all are expected to attend, cap
+in hand, making their obeisance as before a Czar, thanking the _gromada_
+for past favours, which have secured them infinitesimal pay, and humbly
+supplicating for new, which are, as a rule, granted with a rather pompous
+and condescending grace.
+
+The village homesteads line the common or street on either side, standing
+gable outwards, as every Wendish house ought to stand. From them radiate
+in long narrow strips the fields, as originally divided, when the settlers
+were still a semi-nomad race, when each member was scrupulously assigned
+his own share of loam, clay, high land, low land, peat, sand, meadow--not
+only in order that none might be better off than his neighbour, but also
+that the workers in the fields might at all times make sure of
+fellowship, to lighten their toil by chat and song, and by taking their
+meals in company. During the whole of their history the Wends have shown
+themselves devoted to agriculture. Their social system was based upon
+agriculture; agriculture occupied their thoughts. Their legends represent
+their ancient kings, and the saints of their hagiology, as engaged in
+agriculture. And their girls, thinking of marriage, may be heard to sing:
+
+ "No, such a suitor I will not have
+ Who writeth with a pen;
+ The husband for me is the man
+ Who plougheth with the plough."
+
+By intuitive instinct the Wends prefer cultivating light land, whereas the
+Germans give the preference to strong. All their implements seem made for
+light soil. Such are their wooden spades, tastefully edged with steel
+which, though not perhaps as useful as our all-steel implements, look
+incomparably more picturesque. And from light soil the Wends know better
+than any race how to raise remunerative crops. They understand heavy land,
+too--as witness their excellent tillage in Upper Lusatia, and above all in
+that German "Land of Goshen," the Duchy of Altenburg. But on sand they are
+most at home. And in the poorest districts you may make sure that wherever
+you see a particularly fine patch of corn, or potatoes, or millet, or
+buckwheat, that patch is peasant's land.
+
+The church, as a rule, is placed right in the middle of the village. The
+Wends value their church. For all their stubborn paganism in early days,
+against which St. Columban, and St. Emmeran, and St. Rupert and St.
+Eckbert all contended in vain, the Wends have, since they were
+christianized, always been a devoutly religious people, and at
+present--barring a little drinking and a little stealing (which latter,
+however, is strictly confined to fruit and timber, in respect of which two
+commodities they hold communistic opinions)--they are exemplary
+Christians. With their parsons they do not always stand on the best of
+terms. But that is because some of the parsons, raised from peasant rank,
+are, or were--for things have altered by the introduction of fixed
+stipends--a little exacting in the matter of tithes and offerings, and the
+demand that there should be many sponsors at a christening, for the sake
+of the fees. There are some queer characters among that forest-clergy. One
+that I knew was a good deal given to second-hand dealing. He attended
+every sale within an accessible radius, to bring home a couch, or a whip,
+or a pair of pole-chains, or a horse-cloth, for re-sale. His vicarage was
+in truth a recognised second-hand goods store, in which every piece of
+furniture kept continually changing. Another was greedy enough to claim a
+seat at the Squire's table, at the great dinners given in connection with
+the annual _battues_, as a matter of "prescription." A third drank so hard
+that on one occasion he had to be propped up against the altar to enable
+him to go on with the service. The most curious of all was the "chaplain"
+of Muskau, who married his couples wholesale, on the Manchester "sort
+yourselves" principle. Sometimes, when things went a little slowly, and he
+grew impatient, it was _he_ who "sorted" the couples, and then
+occasionally it would happen that, giving the word of command like a
+Prussian corporal, he would "sort" them wrongly. They were far too well
+drilled to discipline not to obey. But when the ceremony was over they
+would lag sheepishly behind, scratching their heads and saying: "_Knès
+duchowny_, _I_ should have married _that_ girl, and this girl should have
+married _him_." However, the Church had spoken, and the cause was
+finished. Married they were and married they must remain. Even to this the
+patient Wends submitted; and, perhaps, they were all the happier for it.
+
+But all this has nothing to do with the Church proper, as distinct from
+the parson. Their religious instinct appears born with the Wends. Religion
+seems to be in all their thoughts and most of their acts. The invariable
+greeting given is "God be with you." They talk habitually of "God's rain,"
+"God's sun," "God's crops," "God's bread"--to them "every good gift and
+every perfect gift cometh from above." Worshippers returning from church
+are hailed with a "Welcome from God's Word." When the sun goes down, it is
+to "God" that it goes to rest. Whenever a bargain is struck, the appeal to
+the other party is "God has seen it," or "God has heard it." And although
+German jurisdiction, with its partiality for oaths slily extracted _after_
+a statement, has imported here and there a little false swearing, in the
+main that ancient confirmation of the contract is still respected. In
+Wendland the churches are filled as nowhere else in Germany, and however
+prosily the parson may preach--as he generally does--nowhere is he more
+attentively and devoutly listened to. In Wendland alone of all Germany
+have I noticed that Protestants bow at the mention of the name of
+"Jesus." Barring some ten thousand Roman Catholics in Saxony, the Wends
+are all staunch Protestants of that nondescript Lutheran-Calvinist creed,
+which the kings of Prussia have imposed upon their country. But not a few
+of their beliefs and superstitions and legends hark back to older days.
+They still keep _Corpus Christi_. In their religious legends, which are of
+very ancient origin, the Virgin plays a prominent part--leading off, among
+other things, a nocturnal dance, in which the angels all join, clad in
+silken gowns with green wreaths on their heads, meeting for the purpose,
+of all unsuitable places, in the church, and carefully locking the door
+against human intruders. The Virgin's flight into Egypt is put into
+strongly agricultural language, "Has a woman with a child passed this
+way?" ask Herod's ruthless emissaries. "Aye," answers the truthful Wend,
+"while I was sowing this barley." "You fool, that must have been three
+months ago." In truth, by a miracle the barley has grown to maturity in
+one brief hour. By this expedient the Virgin escapes. The Virgin spins;
+the Virgin sews shirts; the Virgin does all that Wendish women are taught
+to do. In Scripture-lore the Wends have their own localised versions of
+the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah; of the fight of St. George and the
+Dragon; and an even more localised tale of the doings of King David. The
+archangel Michael is made to fight for Budyssin against the Germans. Judas
+Iscariot, according to their national tradition, comes to grief mainly
+through gambling. The Saviour gave him thirty pieces of silver to buy
+bread with. These he staked--tempted by Jews whom he saw gambling by the
+wayside--on an unlucky card; and to recover them it was that he sold his
+Master. To cap all this unorthodoxy, the Wends make the Creator call after
+Judas that he is forgiven. But remorse drives him to hang himself,
+notwithstanding. He tries a pine and a fir, but finds them too soft, so he
+selects an aspen tree--hence the perpetual agitation of its leaves. One of
+their peculiar legendary saints is Diter Thomas, who was so holy that he
+could hang his clothes when going to bed--which he appears to have done in
+the daytime--on a sunbeam. One day, however, at church this devout man
+espied the Devil seated behind the altar, engaged in taking down on a
+fresh cowhide the names of all whom he saw sleeping in church. There must
+have been an unusually large number, for the cowhide proved too small, and
+Satan was fain to stretch it by holding one end with his teeth and pulling
+at the other with his hands. As it happened, his teeth let go, and back
+went his head against the wall, with a bang which woke up all the
+sleepers. This aroused in pious Thomas so much mirth that he forgot the
+respect due to the holy place, and laughed aloud--in punishment for which
+offence his grace departed from him, and he was thenceforth reduced to the
+necessity of using pegs. For their regularity in attendance at church I
+half suspect that the peculiar fondness of the Wends for singing is, in
+not a small degree, accountable; and, it may be, also the attraction of a
+little gossip after service, and the excitement of an occasional little
+fair.
+
+The Wends would indeed not be Slavs if they were not engrossingly fond of
+singing. Singing is, in fact, among young folk reckoned the principal
+accomplishment. And they have a rich store of songs, set to exceedingly
+melodious airs. They have them of all descriptions--legends and convivial
+songs, martial songs, sacred hymns, short _róncka_ and _reje_ for the
+dancing-room, and long elegies and ballads for the field, to shorten the
+long summer's day out at work. They have their own curious instruments,
+too, still in use--a three-stringed fiddle, a peculiar sort of hautboy,
+and bagpipes of two different sizes, the larger one invariably ornamented
+with a goat's head. To be a _kantorka_ (precentress) in church, or even in
+a spinning-room, is a thing for a Wendish girl to be proud of, and to
+remember to her old age. What a Wendish village would in winter time be
+without those social spinning meetings it is difficult to imagine. To no
+race do conviviality, mirth, harmless but boisterous amusement, seem so
+much of a necessary of life. And none appears to be so thoroughly devoted
+to the practice of homely household virtues. Spinning, poultry-breeding,
+bee-keeping, gardening, coupled with singing, and nursing children, and
+making model housewives--these are the things which occupy girls'
+thoughts. At her very christening the baby-girl, borne back from church
+"as a Christian," is made to find a spindle and a broom carefully laid in
+the room, to act as charms in setting her infant thoughts in the right
+direction. Her "sponsor's letter" is sure to contain some symbolic grains
+of flax and millet. And a lover's principal gift to his sweetheart
+invariably consists of a carefully turned and brightly-painted
+"kriebatsche," an antiquated spindle and distaff that is, which is held
+dear as a family Bible. Spinning, indeed, is among Wends a far more
+important occupation than elsewhere. For men and women alike wear by
+preference linen clothes, made of good, stout, substantial stuff, thick
+enough to keep out the cold. In rural Germany a peasant girl is expected
+as an indispensable preparative for marriage to knit her "tally" of
+stockings. In Wendland the _trousseau_ consists all of spun linen.
+Servants invariably receive part of their wages in flax. Spinning
+accordingly is about the most important work to be accomplished in a
+household. And as it lends itself capitally to sociability and mirth, the
+Wendish maidens take to it with peculiar zest. The date for beginning
+these gatherings throughout Lusatia is the 11th of October, St. Burkhard's
+Day in the Wendish calendar. On that day the young unmarried women tell
+themselves off into _psazas_, that is, spinning companies, consisting of
+twelve at the outside, all of them girls of unblemished character. Among
+no race on earth is purity more valued and insisted upon--in both
+sexes--than among these poor forest Wends. Wherever corruption has crept
+in, it is wholly due to the evil seductions of Germans, who have taken
+advantage of the helplessness of Wendish girls when away on service. In a
+Wendish village, to have made a _faux pas_ deprives a young fellow and
+girl alike of their character for life. The girl must not sit with the
+other girls in church when the young are catechised; she must not walk up
+to the altar on high festivals; she must not join in the singing; and the
+spinning companies will not have her. In olden time she was not even
+allowed to dance. Young men going notoriously astray used to be punished
+in their own way.
+
+Some time before the eventful eleventh, the _psazas_ assemble to decide
+in whose house the spinning gatherings are to be held. In that house they
+meet throughout the winter, spinning industriously with wheel or with
+spindle from seven to ten, and requiting the housewife for her hospitality
+with welcome assistance in various kinds of domestic work. On the first
+evening the company quite expect to be treated to a good supper of roast
+goose. How all the spinners, with the resident family, and those young
+fellows who, of course, will from time to time pay the lasses a
+visit--either in disguise or in their own proper garb--manage to meet, and
+work, and lark, and dance, where they do, it is rather a problem to solve.
+For many of the rooms are not large. They are plain, of course, in their
+equipment, like all Wendish rooms (in which paint is allowed only on
+chairs, all the other woodwork being subject to the scrubbing-brush), but
+strikingly peculiar. Almost in one corner--but far enough away from the
+wall to leave space for a little, cosy nook behind--stands the monster
+tile stove, very adequately heated with peat or wood, and showing,
+tolerably high up, a little open fireplace, in which burns a bright little
+wood fire, rather to give light and look cheerful, than to diffuse warmth.
+That is the vestal hearth of the Wendish house, without which there would
+be no home. In another corner stands the solid, large deal table, with
+painted chairs all round. The walls are all wainscoted with deal boards;
+and round the whole room runs a narrow bench, similar to the _murka_, a
+seat far more tempting, which encircles the stove. Nearly all the
+household implements in use are neatly ranged about the walls, or else
+placed on the floor--the _boberzge_, a peculiar plate rack; the _polca_,
+to hold pots and spoons; and the _standa_, for water. There are baskets,
+cans, tubs disposed about, and a towel hung up for show. This room grows
+tolerably lively when the spinning company assemble, telling their tales,
+playing their games, gossiping and chatting, but mostly singing. "Shall we
+have any new songs?" is the first question invariably asked when the
+_psaza_ constitutes itself. And if there is a new girl come into the
+village, the inquiry at once passes round, "Does she know any new songs?"
+Indeed, the _psazas_ serve as the principal singing classes for the young
+women in the village. They are kept up throughout the year as special
+choirs and sub-choirs, so to speak, singing together on all sacred and
+mundane occasions where singing is required. Whenever "the boys" look in,
+there is great fun. Sometimes one will dress up as a "bear," in a "skin"
+made up of buckwheat straw; or else he will march in as a "stork," which
+causes even greater amusement. Once at least in the season the funny man
+of the set makes his appearance transformed into what, by a very wild
+flight of imagination, may be taken for a pantomime horseman, with a horse
+made up of four big sieves, hung over with a white sheet. Before calling
+in a real, formal way, the boys are always careful to ask for leave, which
+means that they will bring _piwo_ and _pálenza_ (beer and spirits), the
+girls revenging themselves by providing cake and coffee; and then the
+entertainment will wind up with a merry dance. One very amusing occasion
+is the _dopalowak_, or _dolamowak_, that is, the last spinning evening
+before Christmas, when the boys sit in judgment upon the girls, and,
+should they find one or other to be guilty of idleness, condemn her to
+have her flax burnt or else her spindle broken, which penalties are, of
+course, in every case commuted into a fine. This sort of thing goes on
+till Ash Wednesday, when the "Spinte" is formally executed by stabbing, an
+office which gives fresh scope to the facetiousness and agility of the
+funny man. The night before is the social evening _par excellence_. It is
+called _corny wecor_, "the black evening," because girls and boys alike
+amuse themselves with blackening their faces like chimney-sweeps, and with
+the very same material. The boys are allowed to take off the girls' caps
+and let down their hair--the one occasion on which it is permitted to hang
+loose. And there is rare merrymaking throughout the night. Indeed, all
+Shrovetide is kept with becoming spirit, perhaps more boisterously than
+among any other folk, and in true excitable Slav style. The boys go about
+a-"zampering," and collecting contributions; the girls bring out their
+little savings; and then the young people dance their fill, keeping it up
+throughout Lent. Indeed, they dance pretty well all the year round--
+
+ "Njemski rady rejwam,
+ Serski hisce radsjo;"
+
+which may be rendered thus:
+
+ "The German way I love to dance,
+ But the Wendish dance I dote on."
+
+To witness the _serska reja_--the only truly national dance preserved
+among the Wends--at its best, you should see it danced on some festive
+occasion, when the blood is up, out in the open air, on the grass plot,
+where stands the sacred lime tree. There is plenty of room there. The very
+sight of the green--say of the young birches planted around for decoration
+at Whitsuntide or Midsummer--seems to fire the susceptible spirits. The
+dancers throw themselves into the performance with a degree of vigour and
+energy of which we Teutons have no notion. The _serska reja_ is a
+pantomimic dance. Each couple has its own turn of leading. The cavalier
+places his partner in front of him, facing her, and while the band keeps
+playing, and the company singing one of those peculiarly stirring Wendish
+dance tunes, he sets about adjuring her to grant him his desire, and dance
+with him. She stands stock still, her arms hanging down flop by her side.
+The cavalier capers about, shouts, strikes his hands against his thighs,
+kneels, touches his heart--with the more dramatic force the better. At
+length the lady gives way, and in token of consent raises her hand.
+Briskly do the two spin round now for the space of eight bars, after which
+for eight more they perform something like a cross between a _chassez
+croisez_ and a jig, and so on for a little while, after which the whole
+company join in the same performance. As a finish the cavalier "stands"
+the band and his partner some liquor, and a merry round dance concludes
+his turn of leading, to the accompaniment of a tune and song, _róncka_,
+selected by himself.
+
+Lent is a season more particularly consecrated to song. Every Saturday
+afternoon, and on some other days, the girls of the various _psazas_
+assemble under the village lime tree, the seat around which is
+scrupulously reserved for them, to sing, amid the rapt attention of the
+whole village, some of their delightful sacred songs peculiar to the
+season. This singing reaches its climax on Easter night, when young
+fellows and girls march round the village in company, warbling in front of
+every door, in return for which they receive some refreshment. For a brief
+time only do they suspend their music to fetch "Easter water" from the
+brook, which must be done in perfect silence, and accordingly sets every
+mischief-maker at work, teasing and splashing, and playing all sorts of
+practical jokes, in order to extract a word of protest from the
+water-fetching maidens. As the clock strikes midnight the young women form
+in procession and march out to the fields, and all round the cultivated
+area, singing Easter hymns till sunrise. It produces a peculiarly striking
+effect to hear all this solemn singing--maybe, the same tunes ringing
+across from an adjoining parish, as if echoed back by the woods--and to
+see those tall forms solemnly moving about in the early gloaming, like
+ancient priestesses of the Goddess Ostara. While the girls are singing,
+the bell-ringers repair to the belfry (which in many villages stands
+beside the church) to greet the Easter sun with the traditional
+"Dreischlag," the "three-stroke," intended to indicate the Trinity.
+
+Lent sees the Wends perform another curious rite, of peculiar antiquarian
+interest. The fourth Sunday in Lent is by established custom set apart for
+the ceremony of "driving out Death"--in the shape of a straw figure decked
+out with the last bridal veil used, which the bride is expected to give up
+for the purpose. This poor figure is stoned to destruction to the cry of
+_Lec horè, lec horè_, which may be borrowed from the Lutheran name for
+the Sunday in question, _Laetare_. In some places the puppet is seated in
+a bower of pine boughs, and so carried about amid much infantine
+merriment, to be ultimately burnt or drowned. The interesting feature of
+this rite is, that it does not really represent the Teuton "expulsion of
+winter" so much as the much older ceremony of piously visiting the site on
+which in Pagan times bodies used to be burnt after death. It is a heathen
+All Saints' Day.
+
+I have no space here to refer to anything like all the curious Wendish
+observances which ought to be of interest to folk-lorists: the lively
+_kokot_, or harvest home, so called because under the last sheaf it was
+usual to conceal a cock, _kokota lapac_ with legs and wings bound, which
+fell to the lot of the reaper who found it; the _lobetanz_; the _kermusa_,
+or _kirmess_, great and small, the merry children's feast on May Day; the
+joyful observance of Whit Sunday and Midsummer; the peculiar children's
+games, and so on. It is all so racy and peculiar, all so merry and yet so
+modest in the expenditure made upon it, it all shows the Wends so much to
+advantage as a contented, happy, cheerful people--perhaps a little
+thoughtless, but in any case making the best of things under all
+circumstances, and glad to show off their Slav finery, and throw
+themselves into whatever enjoyment Providence has vouchsafed, with a zest
+and spirit which is not to be excelled, and which I for one should be
+sorry to see replaced by the more decorous, perhaps, but far less
+picturesque hilarity of the prosy Prussians. If only the Wends did not
+consume such unconscionable quantities of bad liquor! And if in their cups
+they did not fall a-quarrelling quite so fiercely! It is all very well to
+say, as they do in one of their proverbs, with truthful pithiness, that
+"there is not a drop of spirit on which do not hang nine devils." But
+their practice accords ill with this proverbial wisdom. The public-house
+is to them the centre of social life. Every new-comer is formally
+introduced and made to shake hands with the landlord. They have a good
+deal of tavern etiquette which is rigidly adhered to, and the object of
+which in all cases is, like George the Fourth's "whitewash," to squeeze an
+additional glass of liquor into the day's allowance. Thus every guest is
+entitled to a help from the landlord's jug, but in return, from every
+glass served is the landlord entitled to the first sip. Thus again, after
+a night's carousal, the guests always expect to be treated by the host to
+a free liquor round, which is styled the _Swaty Jan_--that is, the Saint
+John--meaning "the Evangelist," whose name is taken in vain because he is
+said to have drunk out of a poisoned cup without hurt. All the invocation
+in the world of the Saint will not, however, it is to be feared, make the
+wretched _pálenza_ of the Wends--raw potato fusel--innocuous. It is true,
+their throats will stand a good deal. By way of experiment, I once gave an
+old woman a glass of raw spirit as it issued from the still, indicating
+about 82 per cent. of alcohol. She made a face certainly, but it did not
+hurt her; and she would without much coaxing have taken another glass.
+
+This article has already grown so long that of the many interesting
+customs connected with the burial of the dead and the honouring of their
+memory I can only refer to one very peculiar and picturesque rite. Having
+taken the dying man out of his bed, and placed him (for economy) on straw
+(which is afterwards burnt) to die, put him in his coffin, with whatever
+he is supposed to love best, to make him comfortable--and in addition a
+few bugs, to clear the house of them--the mourners carry him out of the
+house, taking care to bump him on the high threshold, and in due course
+the coffin is rested for part of the funeral service in front of the
+parsonage or the church. In providing for the comfort of the dead the
+survivors show themselves remarkably thoughtful. No male Wend is buried
+without his pipe, no married female without her bridal dress. Children are
+given toys, and eggs, and apples. Money used to be put into the coffin,
+but people found that it got stolen. So now the practice is restricted to
+the very few Jews who are to be found among the Wends and who, it is
+thought, cannot possibly be happy without money; and, with a degree of
+consideration which to some people will appear excessive, some stones are
+added, in order that they may have them "to throw at the Saviour." In
+front of the church or parsonage the coffin is once more opened, and the
+mourners, all clad in white--which is the Wendish colour for mourning--are
+invited to have a last look at the body. Then follows the _Dobra noc_, a
+quaint and strictly racial ceremony. The nearest relative of the dead, a
+young person, putting a dense white veil over his or her head and body, is
+placed at the back of the coffin, and from that place in brief words
+answers on behalf of the dead such questions as affection may prompt near
+friends and relatives to put. That done, the whole company join in the
+melodious _Dobra noc_--wishing the dead one last "Good-night." After that,
+the lid is once more screwed down and the coffin is lowered into the
+grave.
+
+There are few things more picturesque, I ought to say, than a funeral
+procession in the Spreewald, made up of boats gliding noiselessly along
+one of those dark forest canals, having the coffin hung with white, and
+all the mourners dressed in the same colour, the women wearing the
+regulation white handkerchief across their mouths. The gloom around is not
+the half-night of Styx; but the thought of Charon and his boat
+instinctively occurs to one. The whole seems rather like a melancholy
+vision, or dream, than a reality.
+
+Hard pressed as I am for space, I must find some to say, at any rate, just
+a few words about Wendish marriage customs. For its gaiety, and noise, and
+lavish hospitality, and protracted merriment, its finery and its curious
+ways, the Wendish wedding has become proverbial throughout Germany. Were I
+to detail all its quaint little touches, all its peculiar observances,
+each one pregnant with peculiar mystic meaning, all its humours and all
+its fun, I should have to give it an article by itself. It is a curious
+mixture of ancient and modern superstition and Christianity, diplomacy and
+warfare. The bride is still ostensibly carried off by force. Only a short
+time ago the bridegroom and his men were required to wear swords in token
+of warfare and conquest. But all the formal negotiation is done by
+diplomacy--very cautiously, very carefully, as if one were feeling his
+way. First comes an old woman, the _schotta_, to clear the ground. After
+that the _druzba_, the best man, appears on the scene--to inquire about
+pigs, or buckwheat, or millet, or whatever it may be, and incidentally
+also about the lovely Hilzicka, whom his friend Janko is rather thinking
+of paying his addresses to--the fact being all the while that long since
+Janko and Hilzicka have, on the sly, arranged between themselves that they
+are to be man and wife. But observe that in Wendland girls may propose as
+well as men; and that the bridegroom, like the bride, wears his "little
+wreath of rue"--_if he be an honest man_, in token of his virtue. The girl
+and her parents visit the suitor's house quite unexpectedly. And there and
+then only does the young lady openly decide. If she sits down in the
+house, that means "Yes." And forthwith preparations are busily set on
+foot. Custom requires that the bride should give up dancing and gaiety and
+all that, leave off wearing red, and stitch away at her _trousseau_, while
+her parents kill the fatted calf. Starve themselves as they will at other
+times, at a wedding they must be liberal like _parvenus_. Towards this
+hospitality, it is true, their friends and neighbours contribute, sending
+butter and milk, and the like, just before the wedding, as well as making
+presents of money and other articles to the young people at the feast
+itself. But we have not yet got to that by a long way. The young man, too,
+has his preparations to make. He has to send out the _braska_, the
+"bidder," in his gay dress, to deliver invitations. How people would stare
+in this country, were they to see a _braska_ making his rounds, with a
+wreath on his hat, one or two coloured handkerchiefs dangling showily from
+different parts of his coat, besides any quantity of gay ribbons and
+tinsel, and a herald's staff covered with diminutive bunting! Then there
+are the banns to be published, and on the Sunday of the second time of
+asking, the bride and bridegroom alike are expected to attend the Holy
+Communion, and afterwards to go through a regular examination--in Bible,
+in Catechism, in reading--at the hands of the parson. By preference the
+latter makes them read aloud the seventh chapter of the First Epistle to
+the Corinthians. At the wedding itself, the ceremonial is so complicated
+that the _braska_, the master of ceremonies, has to be specially trained
+for his duties. There is a little farce first at the bride's house. The
+family pretend to know nothing of what is coming; their doors and windows
+are all closely barred, and the _braska_ is made to knock a long time
+before the door is cautiously opened, with a gruff greeting which bids him
+go away and not trouble peaceable folk. His demand for "a little shelter"
+is only granted after much further parleying and incredulous inquiry about
+the respectability of the intruding persons. When the bride is asked for,
+an old woman is produced in her stead, next a little girl, then one or two
+wrong persons more, till at last the true bride is brought forth in all
+the splendour of a costume to which it is scarcely possible to do justice
+in writing. As much cloth as will make up four ordinary gowns is folded
+into one huge skirt. On the bride's neck hangs all conceivable finery of
+pearls, and ribbons, and necklaces, and strings of silver coins--as much,
+in fact, as the neck will carry. There is any amount of starched frilling
+and collar above the shoulders; a close-fitting, blue silk bodice below;
+and a high cap, something like a conjuror's--the _borta_, or bride's
+cap--upon her head. Even her stockings are not of the ordinary make, but
+knitted particularly large so as to have to be laid in folds. The wedding
+party, driving off to church, preceded by at least six outriders, make as
+big a clatter as pistol-firing, singing, shouting, thumping with sticks,
+and discordant trumpeting will produce. On the road, and in church, a
+number of little observances are prescribed. At the feast the bride, like
+the bridegroom, has her male attendants, _swats_, whose duty it is, above
+all things, to dance with her, should she want a partner. For this is the
+last day of her dancing for life, except on Shrove Tuesdays, and, in some
+Prussian parishes, by express order of the Government, on the Emperor's
+birthday and the anniversary of Sedan. The bridegroom, on the other hand,
+must not dance at the wedding, though he may afterwards. Like the bride,
+he has his own _slonka_--his "old lady," that is--to serve him as guide,
+philosopher and friend. Hospitality flows in unstinted streams. Sometimes
+as many as two hundred persons sit down to the meals, and keep it up,
+eating, drinking and dancing, for three days at least, sometimes for a
+whole week at a stretch. It would be a gross breach of etiquette to leave
+anything of the large portions served out on the table. Whatever cannot be
+eaten must be carried home. Hence those waterproof pockets of phenomenal
+size which, in olden days, Wendish parsons used to wear under their long
+coat-tails, and into which, at gentlemen's houses, they used to deposit a
+goodly store of sundry meats, poultry, pudding and _méringues_, to be
+finally christened--surreptitiously, of course--with rather incongruous
+affusions of gravy or soup, administered by the mischievous young
+gentlemen of "the House," for the benefit of Frau Pastorin and her
+children at home. Sunday and Tuesday are favourite days for a wedding.
+Thursday is rigorously avoided. For two days the company feast at the
+bride's house. Taking her to bed on the first night is a peculiar
+ceremony. The young girls crowd around her in a close circle, and refuse
+to let her go. The young lads do the same by the bridegroom. When, at
+last, the two force an exit, they are formally received into similar
+circles of married men and women severally. The bride is bereft of her
+_borta_, and receives a _cjepc_, a married woman's cap, in its place.
+After some more hocuspocus, the two are accompanied severally by the
+_braska_ and the bride's _slonka_ into the bridal chamber, the bride
+protesting all the time that she is "not yet her bridegroom's wife." The
+_braska_ serves as valet to the bridegroom, the _slonka_ undresses the
+bride. Then the _braska_ formally blesses the marriage-bed, and out walk
+the two attendants to leave the young folk by themselves. Next morning the
+bride appears as "wife," looking very demure, in a married woman's garb.
+On that day the presents are given, amid many jokes--especially when it
+comes to a cradle, or a baby's bath--from the _braska_ and the
+_zwada_--the latter a sort of clown specially retained to amuse the bride,
+who is expected to be terribly sad throughout. The sadder she is at the
+wedding, the merrier, it is said, will she be in married life. There is
+any amount of rather rough fun. On the third day, the company adjourn to
+the house of the bridegroom's parents, where, according to an ancient
+custom, the bride ought to go at once into the cowhouse, and upset a can
+of water, "for luck." After that she is made to sit down to a meal, her
+husband standing by, and waiting upon her. That accomplished, she should
+carry a portion of meat to the poorest person in the village. A week
+later, the young couple visit the bride's parents, and have a "young
+wedding" _en famille_.
+
+I have said enough, I hope, to shew what an interestingly childlike,
+happily disposed, curious and contented race those few surviving Wends
+are. And they are so peaceful and loyal. Russian and Bohemian Pan-slavists
+have tried all their blandishments upon them, to rouse them up to an
+anti-German agitation. In 1866 the Czar, besides dispensing decorations,
+sent 63 cwts. of inflammatory literature among them. It was all to no
+purpose. Surely these quiet, harmless folk, fathers as they are of the
+North German race, might have been spared that uncalled-for nagging and
+worrying which has often been pointed against them from Berlin for purely
+political purposes! In the day of their power they were more tolerant of
+Germanism. They fought side by side with the Franks, fought even under
+Frankish chieftains. Germany owes them a debt, and should at least, as it
+may be hoped that she now will, let them die in peace. Death no doubt is
+bound to come. It cannot be averted. But it is a death which one may well
+view with regret. For with the Wends will die a faithfully preserved
+specimen of very ancient Slav life, quite unique in its way, as
+interesting a piece of history, archæology and folk-lore as ever was met
+with on the face of the globe.
+
+
+
+
+VI.--VOLTAIRE AND KING STANISLAS.[9]
+
+
+One can scarcely help wondering that among all the books written about
+Voltaire and his varied experiences, there should be practically not one
+which treats of that brief but eventful period during which, in company
+with the "_sublime Emilie_," the great writer found himself the guest of
+hospitable King Stanislas--"le philosophe-roi chez le roi-philosophe." To
+Voltaire himself that was one of the most memorable episodes in his long
+and changeful life. It left on his mind memories which lasted till death.
+He showed this when, in 1757, looking about him for a peaceful haven of
+rest, he fixed his eyes once more, as if instinctively, upon Lunéville as
+a place in which to spend the evening of his days. Stanislas would have
+been only too thankful to receive him. Old and feeble, rapidly growing
+blind and helpless, and reduced by ill-health and the desertion of his
+Court to the poor resource of playing _tric-trac_--backgammon--in his
+lonely afternoons, with such uncourtly _bourgeois_ as his messengers could
+pick up in the town, the _fainéant_ Duke would have hailed Voltaire's
+presence, as he himself says, as a godsend. However, the _philosophe_ was
+once more out of favour with Louis XV. Accordingly, the permission was
+withheld, and the royal father-in-law found himself denied the small
+solace which surely he might have looked for at the hand of his daughter's
+husband.
+
+The biographical neglect of Voltaire's stay in Lorraine appears all the
+more surprising since in Lorraine, almost alone of Voltaire's favourite
+haunts, are there visible memorials left of his sojourn. Nowhere else is
+anything preserved that could recall Voltaire. In Lorraine dragoons and
+_piou-pious_ now tramp where in his day courtiers sauntered, and
+nursemaids lounge where the first wits of the century made the air ring
+with their _bon-mots_. Still, the stone buildings, at any rate, of
+Lunéville and Commercy have been allowed to stand, and French
+destructiveness has spared some of the flower-beds that delighted
+Voltaire. In that pretty "Bosquet" of Lunéville you may walk where
+Voltaire trod, where he rallied Madame de Boufflers on her "Magdalen's
+tears," where Saint Lambert made sly appointments with Madame du
+Châtelet--and with not a few other ladies as well. In the Palace you may
+step into the upper room where Voltaire lived and wrote, and fought out
+his battles with the bigot Alliot. You may walk into "le petit appartement
+de la reine," on the ground-floor, which Stanislas good-naturedly gave up
+to Madame du Châtelet for her confinement--and her death. There it was
+that those impassioned scenes occurred of which every biographer of
+Voltaire speaks, and there that the Marchioness's ring was found to tell
+the mortifying tale of her unfaithfulness to her most devoted lover. You
+may walk through that side-door through which, dazed with grief, the
+stupefied philosopher stumbled; and sit on the low stone-step--one of a
+short flight facing the town--on which he dropped in helpless despair,
+"knocking his head against the pavement." In that hideously rococo church,
+tawdrily gay with gew-gaw ornament, you may stand by the black marble
+slab, still bare of any inscription, below which rest, rudely disturbed by
+the rough mobs-men of the first Revolution, the decayed bones of the
+_sublime_ but faithless _Emilie_.
+
+Barring his rather unnecessary grief over the threatened production of a
+travestied _Semiramis_, there were for Voltaire no happier two years than
+those which saw him, with one or two interruptions, King Stanislas' guest.
+And to Stanislas, eager as he was to attach the great writer to his bright
+little court, there could have been no more welcome rigour than that
+which, at his daughter's instance, drove the leading spirit of the age
+into temporary exile. Voltaire had paid his court a little too openly to
+the powerful favourite. After that _cavagnole_ scandal at Fontainebleau,
+neither he nor Madame du Châtelet stood for the time in the best of odours
+at Court. Therefore, it probably required little persuasion on the part of
+the two royal princesses, prompted by their revengeful mother, to prevail
+upon Louis XV. in that one little square-rod of hallowed ground, over
+which the power of the mighty Circe did not extend, their nursery, to
+decree the banishment of the poet. Madame de Pompadour might have reversed
+the judgment had she been given the chance; but she was not given it, and,
+after all, Voltaire's exile did not make much difference to her. So the
+philosopher and Emilie were allowed to pursue their cold winter's journey,
+amid sundry break-downs and accidents, and prolonged involuntary
+star-gazing in a frosty night, to that pretty little oasis in ugly
+Champagne--a Lorrain _enclave_--in which stood the du Châtelets' castle.
+
+Stanislas did not allow the brilliant couple to remain long in their
+uncongenial retirement. He was anxious not to be forestalled by Prussian
+Frederick, who made wry faces enough on finding the preference over
+himself and his famous Sans-souci given to the _prince bourgeois_ and his
+_tabagie de Lunéville_. Stanislas' great ambition was, to make his Court a
+favoured seat of learning and letters. In his own, rather too
+complimentary opinion, he was himself something of a _littérateur_.
+Voltaire laughed pretty freely--behind the king's back--at his uncouth and
+incorrect prose and at those long and limping verses _de onze à quatorze
+pieds_, which the world has long since forgotten, as well it might. There
+are some well-put thoughts to be found in the king's _Réflexions sur
+divers sujets de morale_--for instance: "l'esprit est bien peu de chose
+quand ce n'est que de l'esprit," to say nothing of his oft-quoted motto:
+"malo periculosam libertatem quam quietam servitutem." But, at best his
+writings, however carefully revised by Solignac--his answer to Rousseau,
+and his _Oeuvres d'un Philosophe Bienfaisant_--are but ephemeral trash.
+Really, Stanislas could not even speak or write French correctly. But
+though he was nothing of a writer, and not much more of a wit, he knew
+thoroughly how to appreciate talent and genius in others. And in a man
+occupying nominally royal rank, placed at the head of a brilliant Court,
+having a civil list corresponding in value to at least 6,000,000 francs in
+the present day, and a pension list of perfectly amazing length in his
+bestowal, such appreciation must mean something.
+
+To understand the life of the little world into which, in 1748, Voltaire
+entered, we ought to remember what at that time Lorraine and its Court
+were. Stanislas had not been put upon his ephemeral throne without a
+definite object. To lodge the French king's penniless father-in-law, who
+no doubt had to be maintained somewhere, in the Palace of Lunéville,
+instead of that of Meudon or of Blois, and to allow him to amuse himself
+with playing at being king, was one thing. But very much more was required
+of him. In 1737 France had, after toying for several centuries, with
+greedy eyes and hungry tongue, with the precious morsel of Lorraine, at
+length firmly and finally closed her jaws upon it. It was a bitter fate
+for the duchy, in which France was detested; and the hardship was felt by
+every one of its sons from the powerful "grands chevaux" down to the
+humblest peasant. Of what French government meant, the Lorrains had had
+more than one taste. They were sipping at the bitter cup at that very
+time; they were having it raised daily to their lips, while that ablest of
+French administrators, De la Galaizière--a veritable French Bismarck,
+hard-headed, hard-hearted, inexorably firm, and pitilessly exacting--was
+loading them with _corvées_, with _vingtièmes_, with the burden of
+conscription for the French army, plaguing them with high-handed judgments
+and oppressive penalties, all of which ran directly counter to the
+constitution which the nominal sovereign, Stanislas, had sworn to observe.
+It was Galaizière who was king, not Stanislas, the ornamental figure-head;
+and under his stern rule all Lorraine cried out.
+
+Even courtly Saint Lambert, who, as a moneyless member of the _petite
+noblesse_, with his mouth wide open for French favours, represented in
+truth the least popular element in Lorrain Society, felt impelled by his
+Muse to record his protest in verse:
+
+ J'ai vu le magistrat qui régit la province
+ L'esclave de la Cour, et l'ennemi du prince,
+ Commander _la corvée_ à de tristes cantons,
+ Où Cérès et la faim commandoient les moissons.
+ On avoit consumé les grains de l'autre année;
+ Et je crois voir encore la veuve infortunée,
+ Le débile orphelin, le vieillard épuisé,
+ Se trainer, en pleurant, au travail imposé.
+ Si quelques malheureux, languissants, hors d'haleine,
+ Cherchent un gazon frais, le bord de la fontaine,
+ Un piqueur inhumain les ramène aux travaux,
+ Ou leur vend à prix d'or un moment de repos.
+
+But there was no help for it. Kind-hearted Stanislas was caused many a
+wretched hour by the incongruity of his position, which led his "subjects"
+to appeal to him against the oppression of "his chancellor," as he
+patronizingly called him who was in truth his master. He had begged Louis
+to appoint a more humane and merciful man, but his prayer had proved of no
+avail.
+
+Still, there was something which Stanislas could do. Affable, genial,
+kind, free-handed to a fault, the stranger puppet-king--the originally
+distrusted "Polonais"--might, in spite of all harsh government
+administered in his name, by tact and liberality gain the personal
+affections of his nominal subjects, and so in the character of a Lorrain
+Prince discharge better than any one else that odious task of
+un-Lorraining the Lorrains. All things considered, he earned his civil
+list.
+
+French writers have very needlessly contended over the motives which led
+Father Menoux, of all men, the King's Jesuit confessor, to urge Stanislas
+to invite the great _philosophe_ to his Court. Although repeatedly
+assailed on the score of its inherent improbability, Voltaire's own
+version is doubtless the most plausible. One of the leading
+characteristics of the Lorrain Court, as Voltaire knew it, was the sharp
+division prevailing between French and Lorrains, Jesuits and
+_philosophes_. By all his antecedents--by his rigidly Romanist education,
+by the principles carefully instilled into him, first by his parents,
+later by his wife--Stanislas was predisposed to take sides staunchly with
+the Jesuits. A more devout Catholic was not to be found. The king made all
+his household attend mass, appointed a special almoner for his
+_gardes-du-corps_, and directed the kitchen-folk to select a monastery for
+the scene of their daily devotions. In respect of offerings, the Church
+bled him freely, and found him a willing victim. More especially during
+the lifetime of his wife, that homely, very religious Catherine Opalinska
+whose _bourgeois_ manners gave such great offence to the courtiers of
+Versailles, the Jesuit faction had it all their own way.
+
+But when Voltaire came to the Court, Catherine had been nearly a year in
+her grave. King Stanislas' immediate _entourage_, it is true, was still
+wholly Jesuit--the French governor, Galaizière; the King's _intendant_,
+Alliot; his father-confessor, Menoux; his useful secretary, de Solignac;
+Bathincourt, Thiange, and Madame de Grafigny's "Panpan," De Vaux. But
+otherwise a decided change had come over the scene. The lady head of the
+Court now was the peculiarly attractive Marquise de Boufflers, a declared
+_philosophe_, and, in virtue of her birth, the powerful leader of the
+Lorrain faction. She was a Beauvau, the daughter of that lovely Princesse
+de Craon who had ruled the heart of the late Duke Leopold. Her husband
+(who had not stood seriously in the way of her _amours_) was dead; and she
+was therefore quite free to give herself up to her _liaison_ with
+Stanislas, who had formally installed her in some of the best apartments
+in the palace, in a suite adjoining his own, and handed over to her the
+management of the Court. She must have been a remarkably fascinating
+woman. We find Voltaire, in his courtly way, writing of her:
+
+ Vos yeux sont beaux, mais votre âme est plus belle,
+ Vous êtes simple et naturelle,
+ Et sans prétendre à rien, vous triomphez de tous.
+ Si vous eussiez vécu du temps de Gabrielle,
+ Je ne sais ce qu'on eût dit de vous,
+ Mais l'on n'aurait point parlé d'elle.
+
+She is described as possessing a fine girlish figure, a peculiarly clear
+and delicate complexion, exceptionally beautiful hair, and neat hands
+(which made de Tressan enamoured of her "_comme un fou_") and, moreover, a
+charming lightness and grace of movement and manner--endowments of nature
+which scarcely needed a fine discriminating taste and more than average
+intellectual powers to render effective. She sang, played, painted pastel,
+and possessed an inexhaustible fund of tact and self-command. Whenever she
+happened to be absent from the Court, de Tressan writes to Devaux, "Je me
+meurs, je péris d'ennui. On ne joue point, la société est décousue." Her
+nickname at Court was "La Dame de Volupté," which, as is shown by the
+following lines, composed by herself for her epitaph, she accepted
+good-humouredly:--
+
+ Ci gît, dans une paix profonde,
+ Cette Dame de Volupté,
+ Qui, pour plus grande sûreté,
+ Fit son paradis dans ce monde.
+
+To the priests her relations with Stanislas constituted a serious
+stumbling-block, and many a lecture had the king to listen to from his
+confessor, Menoux. He accepted it submissively, and even performed the
+penances which on the score of Madame de Boufflers the Jesuit decreed. But
+discard her he would not, on any consideration. Just as little, on the
+other hand, would he discard the Jesuit, however good-humouredly he might
+listen to Madame de Boufflers' rather violent abuse of him.
+
+Menoux was now trembling for his authority. Madame de Boufflers'
+influence appeared to him to be growing too formidable. They were curious
+relations which subsisted between Voltaire and the priest. With de Tressan
+and other Academicians Menoux was at open and embittered feud. Voltaire
+was more of a statesman. To their faces the two opponents invariably
+professed the sincerest friendship and the warmest admiration. Even many
+years after we find Voltaire, when writing to Menoux, declaring to him his
+unaltered love and attachment, while at the same time paying the Abbé
+delicate compliments on the score of his _esprit_: "Je voudrais que vous
+m'aimassiez, car je vous aime." Behind their backs they called each other
+names. Menoux was by no means a mere hierophantic prig or sacerdotal oaf.
+Voltaire calls him "le plus intrigant et le plus hardi prêtre que j'ai
+jamais connu," and adds that he had "milked" Stanislas to the extent of a
+full million. D'Almbert describes him as the type of a Court
+divine--"habitué au meilleur monde," without any "rigidité
+claustrale"--"homme d'infiniment d'esprit, fin, délicat, intelligent,
+subtile, ayant heureusement cultivé les lettres et en conservant les
+grâces et la fraicheur sans la moindre trace de pédanterie." Between him
+and Boufflers there was continual warfare--above-ground and below-ground,
+by open hostilities and by schemes and intrigues. It was with a view to
+checkmating Boufflers, so Voltaire relates, that Menoux first suggested an
+invitation to Voltaire and Madame du Châtelet to come to the Court. Madame
+du Châtelet was to become the favourite's rival. To this theory French
+writers object that, as du Châtelet was some years older than Boufflers,
+not nearly as good-looking, certainly not _dévote_, and another man's
+property already, the scheme was absurd. In the result Menoux certainly
+showed himself to have made a mistake; but that was owing to a
+circumstance which neither he nor any one else could have foreseen.
+Otherwise the scheme cannot be pronounced bad. To literary-minded
+Stanislas, at his time of life, the intellectual graces of du Châtelet
+might well balance the greater personal attractions of Boufflers. Besides,
+Menoux did not look for an actual ally so much as for a rival to the
+favourite. Even to lessen her absolute authority would be quite enough for
+his purpose. He travelled all the way to Cirey to sound the two, and,
+finding them willing, pressed their invitation upon Stanislas.
+
+Stanislas was, as Menoux had foreseen, only too eager to accept the
+suggestion. He had had more than one taste of the pleasures of playing the
+Mæcenas. Montesquieu had been at his Court, working there at his _Esprit
+des Lois_, and Madame de Grafigny, Helvétius, Hénault, Maupertuis; and the
+shy and retiring, but gifted Devaux was a fixture. However, Stanislas
+wanted more. The only disappointment to Menoux was that he found the
+invitation planned by himself actually issued by his rival, Madame de
+Boufflers. It was, of course, accepted; and the beginning of 1748 saw
+Voltaire and Madame du Châtelet safely arrived at Commercy.
+
+The Lorrain Court, always bright and gay, was at that time perhaps at its
+very brightest. Stanislas, being permitted to play at being king, and
+given ample pecuniary resources for doing so, played the game in good
+earnest, with a due appreciation of showy externals, and with a
+singularly happy grace. He had at his command an apparatus which any real
+king might have envied. Here was Commercy, raised by Durand for the rich
+and tasteful Prince de Vaudémont, the friend of our William III. and of
+the elder Pretender, a blaze of magnificence, with gardens around it, and
+sheets of water, and cascades, which cast Versailles into the shade. His
+principal residence, however, one of the masterpieces designed by
+Boffrand, was the Palace of Lunéville. On seeing it Louis XV., surprised
+at its grandeur, exclaimed, "Mais, mon père, vous êtes mieux logé que
+moi." That was the
+
+ salon magnifique,
+ Moitié Turc et moitié Chinois,
+ Où le goût moderne et l'antique,
+ Sans se nuire, ont uni leurs lois,
+
+of which Voltaire writes--very incongruous, but decidedly splendid and
+comfortable. Stanislas had added the delightful "Bosquet," laid out for
+him by Gervais--overloading it, it is true, with kiosks and pavilions,
+renaissance architecture and renaissance statuary, a hermitage, and
+eventually with de Tressan's "Chartreuse." Like all persons of "taste" in
+his day, Stanislas loved gimcrackery; he had utilized François Richard's
+inventive genius for embellishing his principal residence with a unique
+contrivance, admired by all Europe--an artificial rock with clockwork
+machinery setting about eighty figures in motion. You may see a picture of
+it still in the Nancy Museum. It must have been very ingenious and very
+ugly. First, there was a miller's wife opening her casement-window to
+answer some supposed caller; then two cronies appear on the scene,
+engaging in a morning chat. A shepherd playing on his _musette_ leads his
+flock, tinkling with bells, across the rock. Two wethers engage in a real
+contest; a clockwork dog jumps up, barking, and separates them. There was
+a forge, with hammers beating and sparks flying. An insatiable tippler
+knocks at the closed door of the tavern, and is answered by the hostess
+with a pailful of water emptied upon his head from a window above. In the
+distance a pious hermit is seen telling his beads. And in the background
+is discovered, standing on a balcony, to crown the whole, the Queen,
+Catherine Opalinska, complacently looking down upon the scene, while two
+sentries pace solemnly up and down, occasionally presenting arms. Such
+were the toys of royalty in those days. Besides these two palaces
+Stanislas had others--Chanteheux, well in view from Lunéville, built in
+the Polish style: "rien de plus superbe, rien de plus irrégulier";
+Einville, flat and level, disparaged by the duc de Luynes, but
+nevertheless grand, and possessing a "salon" famed for its magnificence
+throughout Europe; and lastly the historic Malgrange, close to Nancy, the
+"Sans souci" of Henri le Bon, in which Catherine of Bourbon had met the
+Roman doctors of divinity, despatched to convert her, in learned
+disputation, and sent them away discomfited, to the no little annoyance of
+her brother, Henri IV. Beyond this, Héré was at work beautifying Nancy in
+the Louis-Quinze style, with statuary and balustrades, gorgeous gateways,
+and magnificent arches; and he was building that handsome palace, which
+now serves as the Commanding General's quarters, in which, in 1814, when
+the Emperor of Austria, the last real Lorrain Duke's grandson, was lodged
+there, was hatched the Absolutist conspiracy of the "Holy Alliance."
+
+The Court itself was modelled entirely on the pattern of the superior
+Olympus of Versailles. "On ne croyait pas avoir changé de lieu quand on
+passait de Versailles à Lunéville," says Voltaire. There was splendour,
+display, lavishness, gilding everywhere--only in Lorraine there was an
+absolute absence of etiquette and restraint--"ce qui complétait le
+charme." At Lunéville the etiquette was of the slightest. From the other
+palaces it was wholly banished--"me voici dans un beau palais, avec la
+plus grande liberté (et pourtant chez un roi)--à la Cour sans être
+courtisan." "C'est un homme charmant que le roi Stanislas," Voltaire goes
+on, in another letter. And not without cause. For Stanislas had placed
+himself and all his household at the great writer's service. The king
+entertained a perfect army of Court dignitaries, who had scarcely anything
+to do for their salaries. He had his _gardes-du-corps_, resplendent in
+scarlet and silver, his _cadets-gentilhommes_, who were practically pages,
+half of them Lorrains, the remainder Poles, his regular pages, two of whom
+must always stand by him, when playing at _tric-trac_, never moving a
+muscle all the while. He had his pet dwarf "Bébé," decked out in military
+dress, with a diminutive toy-coach and two goats to carry him about, and a
+page in yellow and black always to wait upon him. This dwarf the king
+would for a joke occasionally have baked up in a pie. Upon the pie being
+opened Bébé would jump out, sword in hand, greatly frightening the ladies
+and performing on the dinner-table a sort of war-dance, which was his
+great accomplishment. Then he had his _musique_, headed by Anet, the
+particular friend of Lulli, and with Baptiste, another friend of Lulli,
+for "premier violon." The Lorrain court had always been noted for its
+concerts, its theatricals and its _sauteries_--that was at the time the
+fashionable name for balls. Adrienne Lecouvreur, Mademoiselle Clairon,
+Fleury, had all come out first on the Lorrain stage. Lunéville it was
+which invented the "Cotillon," which has become so popular all over the
+continent. Lunéville also was the birthplace of the aristocratic and
+graceful "Chapelet." And king Stanislas' orchestra enjoyed a European
+reputation. "Do you pay your musicians better than I do?" asked Louis
+Quinze of his father-in-law with a touch of jealousy. "No, my brother; but
+I pay them for what they do, you pay them for what they know." There was
+wit and fashion in abundance, and a galaxy of beauty--the royal-born
+Princesse de Roche-sur-Yon, the Princesse de Lützelburg, the fascinating
+Princesse de Talmonde, Stanislas' cousin, who subdued the heart of our
+young Pretender, the Countess of Leiningen, the Princesse de Craon, Madame
+de Mirepoix, Madame de Chimay, and others. But what of all things
+Stanislas prided himself upon most were his table and his kitchen. He was,
+as I have said, fond of gimcracks and he was a great eater, though he
+often concentrated all his eating upon one Gargantuan meal. The
+dinner-hour never came round fast enough for him, which made Galaizière
+say, "If you go on like that, Sire, we shall shortly have you dining the
+day before." His particular delight were quaint culinary refinements,
+"imitations" and "surprises," which were only to be achieved with the
+help of so accomplished a master as his supreme _chef de cuisine_ (there
+were five other _chefs_ besides) Gilliers, the author of that unsurpassed
+cookery-book, _Le cannaméliste français_. Every dining-table at Court was
+a mechanical work of art. Touch a spring, when the cloth was removed, and
+there would start up a magnificent _surtout_--there were some measuring
+five feet by three--a silversmith's _chef d'oeuvre_, covered with rocks,
+and castles, and trees, and statuary, a swan spouting water at a beautiful
+Leda, and the like. And between these ornaments was set out a rich array
+of dessert, likewise so shaped as to represent every variety of figures,
+like Dresden China. One year, when all the fruit failed--I believe it was
+while Voltaire was in Lorraine, in 1749, which was a year of unparalleled
+distress--Gilliers kept the Court supplied with a continual succession of
+imitation fruit, which did service for real plums and peaches. Stanislas
+had introduced such "bizarreries septentrionales" as raw _choucroûte_ and
+unsavoury messes of meat and fruit, and imitation _plongeon_ (great
+northern diver), produced by plucking a goose alive, beating it to death
+with rods, and preparing it in a peculiar way. A turkey treated in the
+same manner found itself transformed into a sham capercailzie. But the
+_chefs d'oeuvre_ were Gilliers' "surprises," prepared after much thought,
+to which Stanislas contributed his share. Voltaire makes out that "bread
+and wine"--which he did not always get--would have been amply sufficient
+for his modest wants; but what we hear of the Lorrain Court shows him to
+have been by no means indifferent to the products of Gillier's inimitable
+_cuisine_. We read of Voltaire's eyes glistening with delight when, after
+the removal of the cloth, what looked like a ham was brought upon the
+table, and a truffled tongue. The ham turned out to be a confectionery
+made up of strawberry preserve and whipped cream, _pané_ with macaroons;
+the tongue something of the same sort, truffled with chocolate. I must not
+forget the coffee, to which Voltaire, like most great writers, was
+devoted. Swift declared that he could not write unless he had "his coffee
+twice a week." Voltaire consumed from six to eight cups at a
+sitting--which is nothing compared with the performance of Delille, who,
+to keep off the megrim, swallowed twenty. Stanislas employed a special
+_chef du café_, La Veuve Christian, who was responsible for its quality.
+Then, there was the wine, Stanislas' special hobby. Of course, he had all
+the Lorrain _crûs_. The best of these, that grown on the famous Côte de
+Malzéville, close to Nancy, he had made sure of by bespeaking the entire
+produce in advance for his lifetime, at twelve francs the "measure." His
+peculiar pride, however, was his Tokay. Every year his predecessor,
+Francis, become Emperor of Germany, sent him a large cask, escorted all
+the way by a guard of Austrian grenadiers. As soon as ever that cask
+arrived, Stanislas set personally to work. What with drugs, and syrups,
+and sugar, and other wine, he manufactured out of one cask about ten,
+which he drew off into bottles specially made for the purpose. Some he
+kept for his own use at dessert. The larger portion he distributed among
+his friends, who every one of them becomingly declared upon their oath
+that better Tokay they had never tasted.
+
+But there were better things to entertain the Lorrain Court. There were
+fêtes; there were theatricals--at some of which Voltaire and du Châtelet
+performed in person, Voltaire as the "Assesseur" in _L'Etourderie_, du
+Châtelet as "Issé"; there was brilliant conversation, music, everything
+that money could buy and good company produce. And Voltaire was the fêted
+of all. "Voltaire était dieu à la Cour de Stanislas," says Capefigue. He
+could do as he liked--sleep, wake, work, mix with the company, stroll
+about alone--without any restraint; the king and all were at his beck, all
+eager for his every word, taking everything from him in the best part,
+appreciating, admiring, worshipping. His plays were put upon the stage. He
+was allowed to drill the actors at his pleasure. In this way, _Le
+Glorieux_ was produced with great pomp; also _Nanine_, _Brutus_, _Mérope_,
+and _Zaïre_, the last-named, for a novelty, by a troupe of children.
+Whatever he wrote, he could make sure that he would have an attentive
+audience of illustrious personages to hear him read out.
+
+ Je coule ici mes heureux jours,
+ Dans la plus tranquille des Cours,
+ Sans intrigue, sans jalousie,
+ Auprès d'un roi sans courtisans,
+ Près de Boufflers et d'Emilie;
+ Je les vois et je les entends,
+ Il faut bien que je fasse envie.
+
+If Voltaire was "god," Madame du Châtelet was "goddess"--waited upon,
+petted, having her every wish and every whim studied and gratified. There
+could seemingly be no more congenial, mutually appreciative group of
+persons than Stanislas and Voltaire, the Marquise de Boufflers and the
+Marquise du Châtelet.
+
+Stanislas was then already an oldish man--according to one of his
+biographers, Abbé Aubert, sixty-six; according to another, Abbé Proyart,
+seventy-one. He was not quite the robust hero that he had been when he
+accompanied Charles XII. on his trying ride to Bender, and shared rough
+camp-life with Mazeppa. When, in 1744, Charles Alexander of Lorraine
+crossed the Rhine at the head of 80,000 Austrians, and sent out manifestos
+which gladdened his countrymen's hearts, proclaiming that he was coming to
+take possession of the old Duchy--when signal-fires blazed on every
+hilltop of the Vosges to bid him welcome, and all Lorraine was throbbing
+with patriotic excitement; when Galaizière mustered what scratch forces he
+could improvise for defence, and dragged the twelve ornamental pieces of
+cannon out of the Lunéville Park to point against the foe--then Stanislas,
+remembering his age, had discreetly retired, in a sad state of tremor,
+behind the safe walls of Nancy. But in 1748 he was at any rate still hale
+and hearty, and bore the weight of his years with an easy grace. He
+managed to gallop to the Malgrange at a pace which left all his younger
+companions far behind. He is described as of winning manners, rather
+majestic in figure and bearing, of an engaging countenance, exceedingly
+good-natured and affable. It was said that "il ne savait pas haïr." "Je ne
+veux pas," he declared when multiplying charities and hospitals, "qu'il y
+ait un genre de maladie dont mes sujets pauvres ne puissent se faire
+traiter gratuitement." Among such "maladies" he included "the law"--for he
+paid advocates to give gratuitous advice to the poor.
+
+Voltaire is described as about at his best at that period. The air of
+Lorraine is said to have suited him particularly well. He was just turned
+fifty--a little too old, as Madame du Châtelet was cruel enough to inform
+him, to act the part of an ardent lover, but appearing to less exacting
+persons still in the very vigour of manhood. "Après une vie sobre, réglée,
+sagement laborieuse," he is represented as "well preserved"--slim,
+straight, upright, of a good bearing, with a well-shaped leg and a neat
+little foot. His features, we know, were wanting in regularity; but they
+wore a benevolent and pleasing expression. His greatest charm is said to
+have lain in his brilliant and expressive eyes, which seemed by their play
+to be ever anticipating the action of his lips. His mind certainly was
+still young, and so were his tastes. He is described as a most fastidious
+dandy, _irréprochablement poudré et parfumé_, affecting clothes of the
+latest cut and richly embroidered with gold. To his factotum at Paris,
+Abbé Moussinot, he writes from Lunéville: "Send me some diamond buckles
+for shoes or garters, twenty pounds of hair-powder, twenty pounds of
+scent, a bottle of essence of jessamine, two 'enormous' pots of pomatum _à
+la fleur d'orange_, two powder puffs, two embroidered vests,"--&c. He was,
+moreover, an accomplished courtier. Properly to ingratiate himself with
+his new host, he made his appearance at Commercy with a complimentary copy
+of his _Henriade_ in his hand, on the flyleaf of which were penned these
+lines:
+
+ Le ciel, comme Henri, voulut vous éprouver:
+ La bonté, la valeur à tous deux fut commune,
+ Mais mon héros fit changer la fortune
+ Que votre vertu sut braver.
+
+Of Madame du Châtelet's appearance we have two hopelessly irreconcilable
+accounts. She was certainly past forty-two; if her ill-natured cousin, the
+Marquise de Créqui, speaks truly (and she refers doubters to the parish
+register of St. Roch), she was even five years more. Voltaire's portrait
+of her, painted with the brush of admiration, is probably more
+complimentary than strictly truthful. Madame du Deffand limns her in very
+different lines:--"Une femme grande et sèche, une maîtresse d'école sans
+hanches, la poitrine étroite, et sur la poitrine une petite mappe-monde
+perdue dans l'espace, de gros bras trop courts pour ses passions, des
+pieds de grue, une tête d'oiseau de nuit, le nez pointu, deux petits yeux
+verts de mer et verts de terre, le teint noir et rouge, la bouche plate et
+les dents clair-semées." This hideous portraiture, it is true, Sainte
+Beuve protests against as a "page plus amèrement satirique" than any to be
+found in French literature. But Madame de Créqui has even worse to say of
+her cousin, adding, by way of further embellishment, "des pieds terribles,
+et des mains formidables"--let alone that, if Emilie was "une merveille de
+force," she was also at the same time "un prodige de gaucherie." "Voilà la
+belle Emilie!" Even Voltaire speaks of her "main d'encre encore salie."
+However, everybody agrees in praising the grace of her manner, the
+remarkably attractive play of her expressive eyes--Saint Lambert calls her
+"la brune à l'oeil fripon"--and her peculiar skill in becomingly dressing
+her dark hair. She spoke with engaging animation and quickly--"comme moi
+quand je fais la française," says Madame de Grafigny (who was always proud
+of being a Lorraine)--"comme un ange," she completes the sentence. If
+during the day, while wholly engrossed upon her _Newton_, Emilie showed a
+little too much of the pedant, according to the same lady's testimony--"le
+soir elle est charmante."
+
+The advent of the brilliant couple from Cirey, it need not be stated,
+added further strength to the _philosophe_ party. Abbé Menoux found out
+that he had reckoned without his host. Between the two Marchionesses, De
+Boufflers and du Châtelet, in the place of the expected jealousy and
+rivalry, there proved to be nothing but sincere, close, and demonstrative
+friendship. To some extent Madame du Châtelet's amiability towards the
+Duke's favourite was a piece of diplomacy. She had not come into Lorraine
+without a very material object in view. Her husband was not as well off as
+either he or she might have wished; and, although in other matters she
+showed herself very indifferent to the dull "_bonhomme_"--that is what she
+used to call him--in matters of money she thoroughly supported his
+interest. As in some respect a vassal of the Duke of Lorraine, and a
+member of one of those four distinguished families which were known in
+Lorraine as "Les grands Chevaux"--the Lignivilles, the Lenoncourts, the
+Haraucourts and the du Châtelets--she considered that her husband had
+something like a claim upon king Stanislas. One of King Stanislas' best
+pieces of patronage, the post of _grand maréchal des maisons_, worth 2,000
+_écus_ a year, had at the time fallen vacant, and for her husband _la
+belle Emilie_ resolved to secure it. It cost her a tough struggle, for
+there was a formidable rival in the field in the person of Berchenyi, a
+Hungarian, and one of the King's old favourites. However, her woman's
+persistence triumphed in the end. Apart from such cupboard love, the two
+women, both of them possessing _esprit_, both born courtiers, and both,
+moreover, sharing a sublime contempt for the prosaic rules of what has
+become known as the "Nonconformist Conscience," seemed thoroughly made for
+one another. And their alliance told upon the Court. The Jesuits became
+alarmed. Menoux put himself upon his defence, and threw himself into the
+contest, more particularly with Voltaire, with a degree of vigour and
+energy which taxed all the combative power of his opponent. Others might
+eye the infidel askance and profess a holy horror of the opinions of one
+whom Heaven was fully expected some day to punish in its own way. There is
+an amusing anecdote of an unexpected encounter between Madame Alliot, the
+wife of the "Jesuit" _intendant_, and Voltaire, both of whom rushed for
+shelter, in a sudden and exceptionally violent storm, under the same tree.
+At first the lady shrank from the atheist as from an unclean thing. The
+rain, however, was inexorable. She revenged herself by preaching to the
+infidel, attributing the entire displeasure of Heaven, as evidenced in
+that fearful storm, to his unbelief. Voltaire, it is said, not feeling
+quite sure of his ground while lightnings were flashing, and in no sort of
+mood to play the Ajax, contented himself with meekly pleading that he had
+"written very much more that was good of Him to whom the lady referred
+than the lady herself could ever say in her whole life." Such harmless
+little hits the _philosophe_ had now and then to put up with; but for
+serious fighting few besides Menoux had any stomach. Devaux (Panpan),
+however "dévot," was disarmed by being--quite on the sly, but no less
+ardently--one of Madame de Boufflers' chosen admirers. Galaizière was
+taken up with other things. Solignac was too much of a dependent. "Mon
+Dieu" Choiseul did not carry sufficient weight. There was, indeed, another
+Abbé at Court, who might have been expected to help: Porquet, who became
+the Duke's almoner, a most amusing person in a passive way. But he was by
+no means cut out for a champion. Besides, being tutor to the young de
+Boufflers, he was scarcely a free agent. He himself describes himself as
+an "homme empaillé." When first appointed almoner, and called upon to say
+grace, he found that he had quite forgotten his Benedicite. Stanislas made
+him occasionally read to him out of the Bible, with the result that,
+half-dozing over the sacred page, he fell into mis-readings such as this:
+"Dieu apparut en singe à Jacob." "Comment," interrupted the Duke, "c'est
+'en songe' que vous voulez dire!" "Eh, Sire, tout n'est-il pas possible à
+la puissance de Dieu?"
+
+There was one sturdy supporter of Catholicism, however, who never flinched
+from the fight: that was Alliot, the Duke's _intendant_, who, by virtue of
+his office, had it in his power to make his dislike sharply felt. With
+what abhorrence he regarded the infidel guest, for whom he had to cater,
+we may learn from the contemporary records of his clerical allies,
+narratives which do not ordinarily come under the notice of persons
+reading about Voltaire. One can scarcely help drawing the inference that
+King Stanislas, with all his goodness and all his affected devotion to
+_periculosa libertas_, was a little bit of a "Mr. Facing-both-ways," using
+very different arguments in different companies--a Pharisee to the
+Pharisees, a _philosophe_ to the _philosophes_. Only thus could it come
+about that we have such extraordinary stories, altogether inconsistent
+with known facts, vouched for on the authority of reverend divines like
+Abbé Aubert and Abbé Proyart. "On vit quelquefois," says Abbé Proyart, "à
+la Cour du roi de Pologne certains sujets peu dignes de sa confiance, et
+le Prince les connoissoit; mais il trouvoit dans sa religion même des
+motifs de ne pas les éloigner." It was represented to him (by Alliot) that
+Voltaire "faisoit l'hypocrite." "C'est lui même, et non pas moi qu'il fait
+dupe," replied the king. "Son hypocrisie du moins est un hommage qu'il
+rend à la vertu. Et ne vaut-il pas mieux que nous le voyions hypocrite ici
+que scandaleux ailleurs?" But "le vrai sage," the Abbé goes on, found
+himself compelled at last to dismiss "le faux philosphe, qui commençoit à
+répandre à sa Cour le poison de ses dangereuses maximes." Under this
+clerical gloss the well-known story of Alliot stopping Voltaire's supply
+of food and candles assumes a totally new shape. "Ce ne fut pas une petite
+affaire que d'obliger Voltaire à sortir du château de Lunéville." In vain
+did the king treat his guest with marked coldness; the philosopher would
+not take the hint. In his predicament Stanislas appealed to the
+_intendant_ for advice. "Sire," replies Alliot, "_hoc genus dæmoniorum non
+ejicitur nisi in oratione et jejunio_," which means, he explains, that
+"pour se débarrasser de pareilles pestes," having "prayed" them to go
+without avail, he should now enforce a "fast," which would certainly drive
+them out of the place. Stanislas is alleged to have fallen in with the
+Jesuit's counsels; hence that open tiff with Alliot over the stoppage of
+provisions, which made Voltaire complain that he had not been allowed
+"bread, wine and candles." In truth, of course, all this clerical story is
+pure invention. Of the stopping of the provisions Stanislas knew nothing
+till advised by Voltaire, when he quickly set the matter right.
+
+What with feasting, working, acting, dancing, travelling, the time passed
+most pleasantly. "En vérité," writes Voltaire to the Countess D'Argental,
+"ce séjourci est délicieux; c'est un château enchanté dont le maître fait
+les honneurs. Je crois que Madame du Châtelet passerait ici sa vie."
+Sometimes at Commercy, sometimes at the Malgrange, most generally at
+Lunéville, with visitors coming and going, discussions raised, attentions
+being paid this side and that, gallantry, billiards, _tric-trac_,
+_lansquenet_, _comète_ (which was a great favourite), marionettes, fancy
+balls, time could hang heavily on no one's hands. "On a de tout ici, hors
+du temps." Madame du Châtelet, writing till five o'clock in the morning,
+though she rose not later than nine, worked hard at her translation of
+_Newton_, which Voltaire cried up as a masterpiece--more particularly the
+preface. Whenever she found herself at fault, she had a splendidly
+fitted-up astronomical cabinet, kept up by Stanislas, to fall back upon, a
+cabinet which, says Voltaire, "n'a pas son pareil en France." Voltaire
+himself carried on a brisk correspondence with the Argentals, with
+Frederick the Great, with his friend Falkener in Wandsworth, and with many
+more, and worked at his history "de cette maudite guerre," at the _Siècle
+de Louis XIV._, at _Catilina_, and so on, with the easy industry which
+comes from comfort and absolute absence of restraint amid agreeable
+surroundings. To ingratiate himself the more with Madame de Boufflers, he
+wrote _La Femme qui a raison_. He acted and he criticized. He performed
+with a magic lantern, to the great amusement of the Court; and at masked
+balls he got himself up, sometimes as a "wild man," sometimes as an
+ancient augur. He was sorely troubled when threatened with a performance
+in Paris of a travesty of _Semiramis_. Then he lost some manuscripts.
+Then, again, Menoux frightened him with a tale that _Le Mondain_ and _Le
+Portatif_, published at Amsterdam, had both been in France traced to his
+pen. Among the visitors who in the second year of his stay came to enliven
+the Court was our Young Pretender--over whose misfortunes Voltaire had
+pathetically lamented before King Stanislas--and Prince Cantacuzene. The
+Pretender's cause Voltaire had espoused with fervid warmth. The news of
+his arrest in Paris arrived at Lunéville at the very moment when he was
+delighting the Lorrain Court with reading out his just completed chapter
+of _Le Siècle de Louis XIV._, treating of the Stuarts. "O ciel!" he
+exclaimed, "est-il possible que le roi souffre cet affront et que sa
+gloire subisse une tache que toute l'eau de la Seine ne saurait laver?"
+"Que les hommes privés," he wrote later, "qui se plaignent de leurs
+infortunes jettent leurs yeux sur ce prince et sur ses ancêtres."
+
+Several times he left Lorraine for a brief time, going with Madame du
+Châtelet to Cirey, to Châlons, and to Paris. One visit he paid to Paris by
+himself, to see _Semiramis_ put on the stage. He came back in a pitiable
+state, the account of which in Longchamp's journal reads comical enough.
+"Il est vrai que j'ai été malade," he writes later, "mais il y a plaisir à
+l'être chez le roi de Pologne; il n'y a personne assurément qui ait plus
+soin de ses malades que lui. On ne peut pas être meilleur roi et meilleur
+homme." One would think not. Voltaire was petted like an invalid child. He
+had but to send word that he wished to see Stanislas, to bring the king to
+his bedside. When he found himself "malingre, bon à rien qu' à perdre ses
+regards vers la Vôge," he was taken out to Chanteheux, and made thoroughly
+comfortable there, where he could best indulge in the idle pleasure of
+contemplating the mountains. Meanwhile Madame du Châtelet had been to
+Plombières with Madame de Boufflers, and had come home just as much
+disgusted with the place as Voltaire himself had been nine or ten years
+before. Then the gay Court reassembled, and there was the same life, the
+same succession of pleasures, the same effusion of wit and raillery.
+Gilliers invented new dishes. King Stanislas exhibited his indifferent
+pastels. Madame de Boufflers played the harp, and courtiers with voices
+sang to her accompaniment. Under Voltaire's inspiration, all the Court
+turned _littérateur_ and engaged in versifying. Stanislas took up his pen
+once more and wrote, among other things, _Le Philosophe
+Chrétien_--horrifying thereby his daughter, the Queen of France, who
+persuaded herself that in the book she discerned the malignant teaching of
+the infidel Voltaire. Madame de Boufflers wrote; Saint Lambert composed
+fresh ditties; Devaux grew industrious; even Galaizière found himself
+impressed by the lyric Muse. Every courtier mounted his own little Pegasus
+and made an attempt to produce something witty, or clever, or at least
+readable. Lunéville became a modern Athens.
+
+But there was a snake in the grass. One of the pleasantest features of the
+remarkably sociable life carried on by the brilliant company assembled
+under the roof of Stanislas, while at Lunéville and at Commercy, were
+those merry nocturnal gatherings held as soon as the king had retired to
+rest--which he did punctually at ten o'clock, without ever troubling the
+company, in spite of his jealousy, with an unexpected reappearance. Then
+began Madame de Boufflers' reign in good earnest; and to the good cheer of
+a choice little supper, to which often an exciting game of _comète_ or of
+_cavagnole_ added a fresh delight, was summoned, by means of a lighted
+candle placed in a particular window, a new guest, whom Stanislas'
+jealousy would not otherwise tolerate in the palace. This guest was the
+young and handsome Saint Lambert, a captain in the Duke of Lorraine's
+Guards, the cynosure of the ladies' world, of whom it was said that no
+fair heart to which he seriously laid siege could resist him. His muse had
+not yet taken the frigid turn which eventually produced those dull and
+chilling _Seasons_, a poem in which no one will now detect any merit,
+though Voltaire praised it up to the skies, and French contemporaries
+declared that the poet had surpassed Thomson. But he dabbled very neatly
+in little ditties, _vers d'occasion_, and the like, some of them rather
+light and pretty, though not of the most perfect style. Voltaire professes
+to regard Saint Lambert as a _terrible élève_, of whose poetry he owns
+himself "jealous." "Il prend un pen ma tournure et l'embellit--j'éspère
+que la postérité m'en remerciera." Posterity has done nothing of the
+kind. In matters of courtship Saint Lambert resembled the "_papillon
+libertin_" sketched by himself in one of his prettiest _pièces
+fugitives_:--
+
+ Plus pressant qu'amoureux, plus galant que fidèle,
+ De la rose coquette allez baiser le sein.
+ D'aimer et de changer faites-vous une loi:
+ A ces douces erreurs consacrez votre vie.
+
+Neither Society nor History would ever have known him, nor have detected
+any talent in him, had it not been his fortune to dispossess his two great
+contemporaries, Voltaire and Rousseau, successively of their mistresses,
+conquering the heart, first of Madame du Châtelet, and later that of
+Madame de Houdetot. Madame de Houdetot and he turned out to be really
+congenial spirits. For Madame du Châtelet his own conduct shows that he
+did not really care--as how could a young man of thirty-one for a woman of
+forty-two or else forty-seven, who had been some years a grandmother? Her
+letters are full of impassioned professions of affection, impatient
+longings for his presence, reproaches for his indifference. On his side it
+was all a question of vanity. It flattered him to think that he had
+eclipsed the great genius of the age in the affections of a woman of whom
+all the polite world was talking. What she was he knew well enough. More
+than once had she tasted of the forbidden fruit. Voltaire's _Epître à la
+Calomnie_ had not whitewashed the Magdalen who had had relations
+successively with Guébriant, with Richelieu, and with Voltaire. Of
+Voltaire's overstrained praise of her assumed modesty Saint Lambert
+himself writes:--
+
+ De cette tendre Courtisane
+ Il faisait presque une Susanne.
+
+But what could have induced Madame du Châtelet to engage in this
+conspiracy of deceit all round--deceit on her part towards Voltaire,
+deceit on Saint Lambert's part towards both Voltaire (with whom he was not
+then on terms of intimacy) and Madame de Boufflers (with whom he had a
+standing _liaison_)? It was in Madame de Boufflers' drawing-room, of all
+places, that the courtship was most actively carried on. Her gilt-framed
+harp, we hear, served as a letter-box for the lovers. There was a slit in
+it just of a convenient size to hold the letters, which passed daily. Of
+Madame du Châtelet's passion there could be no doubt. She threw herself
+into the _amour_ with the fervour of a girl of sixteen. She sent her lover
+dainty _billets-doux_ written on pink and blue-edged, fringed, and scented
+paper; declared that she could not live two days without hearing from him,
+when he was away; appointed _rendez-vous_ in the "Bosquet"--watched and
+waited for him. It seems ridiculous in a grandmother; but she was not the
+first woman of her age to go wrong.
+
+Clogenson will have it that the attachment sprang up some years
+before--that Madame du Châtelet became annoyed at Voltaire's long absence
+at the Court of King Frederick, and looked out for a new lover. We know,
+however, that Emilie and Saint Lambert met for the first time at the
+Lorrain Court in 1748, when Voltaire had long been back from Berlin, and
+was devoting himself to his lady with an assiduity which could not be
+excelled. Besides, we know--from correspondence quite recently come to
+light--that as late as 1744 the relations between Voltaire and Emilie were
+still quite unclouded. The miniature portrait of Voltaire, which she wore
+so long secretly in her ring, and which was after her death found to have
+been replaced by one of Saint Lambert, was painted in 1744. In February of
+that year she writes to Abbé Moussinot: "Je vous laisse la choix du
+peintre, et je ne le trouverai pas cher, quoiqu'il puisse coûter." That
+does not sound like pining for a fresh lover. Evidently the later
+attachment dated only from 1748, when she first became personally
+acquainted with Saint Lambert; and, as the late M. Meaume puts it, "threw
+herself at his head." There is no need to look very far for an
+explanation. Emilie herself is perfectly outspoken about it. The
+temptation came. She had yielded so often that she had not sufficient
+virtue left to resist. The odd part of the business is, that Voltaire so
+readily forgave her; that he continued to dote upon her, to look upon her
+as half of his own self; and that he grew fast and admiring friends,
+almost _in consequence_ of the betrayal, with his betrayer, Saint Lambert.
+Many years after, Saint Lambert very naïvely set forth his own views on
+the proper conduct of friends in matters of this kind in his _Conte
+Iroquois_. Voltaire accepted that not very chivalrous theory readily, and
+contented himself with protesting--"O ciel! voilà bien les femmes! J'en
+avais ôté Richelieu, Saint Lambert m'a expulsé: cela est dans l'ordre, un
+clou chasse l'autre."
+
+Growing poetic, he says:
+
+ "Dans ces vallons et dans ces bois,
+ Les fleurs dont Horace autrefois
+ Faisait des bouquets pour Glycère--
+ Saint Lambert ce n'est que pour toi
+ Que ces belles fleurs sont écloses:
+ C'est ta main qui cueille les roses.
+ Et les épines sont pour moi."
+
+Indeed, his relations with Madame du Châtelet were not those of an
+ordinary lover. He did not look upon her as in his young days he had
+looked upon the inconstant "Pimpette," on the beautiful "Aurore," the
+pretty "Artemire," on the very "natural" Rupelmonde, or the false
+Adrienne. His heart beat to a different tune at Cirey from what it did in
+the Rue Cloche Perce. She was a companion and a friend--"une âme pour qui
+la mienne était faite."
+
+There is no need to review the incidents of that melancholy love-making in
+detail. They are well known. It was at Commercy that the treachery was
+detected, and that those half-comical, half pathetic scenes described by
+Longchamp occurred--Voltaire, mad with a sense of the injury endured,
+firing up, abjuring Emilie, almost accepting Saint Lambert's challenge to
+fight, ordering his valet, Longchamp, to bespeak a coach and horses at
+once, that very night, for Paris. Longchamp knew too well who was master.
+Instead of rushing to the posting-house, he went quietly to Emilie, who
+directed him to let post-master, horses, and coach alone, and report that
+there were none to be had. Her cynically frank explanation, next morning,
+in Voltaire's own room put matters straight and Saint Lambert was not
+only pardoned but asked pardon of by Voltaire and admitted as a friend to
+both parties. Later came the ludicrous trick played off upon the Marquis
+at Cirey. Last of all, there was the sad ending at Lunéville.
+
+Madame du Châtelet had a short time before met Stanislas at the Trianon,
+and had begged him for the use, for the time of her confinement, of "le
+petit appartement de la reine" in the ducal palace, a handsome set of
+apartments on the ground-floor, looking out on one side on the Cour
+d'Honneur, on the other on the private gardens reserved for the
+Court--apartments which were magnificently furnished, but were prized by
+the petitioner chiefly for their comfort, and for their nearness to those
+other rooms, on the first floor (which command a splendid view across the
+Bosquet, bounded in the distance by the gorgeous façade of Chanteheux), in
+which Voltaire was to be lodged. Those rooms in the first story are now
+appropriated as a granary. Madame du Châtelet's apartments serve as
+quarters for the divisional General. King Stanislas, kind-hearted as ever,
+gladly acceded to the petition, and entered into all the arrangements with
+particular personal interest, as if they had concerned some near relative
+of his. Under his own and Madame de Bouffler's attentive care (to say
+nothing of Voltaire and Mademoiselle du Thil), we know how admirably
+Emilie was looked after, how satisfactorily at first all seemed to
+proceed--her _Newton_ was finished just in the nick of time--till that
+fatal glass of iced _orgeat_ suddenly turned happiness into grief, and
+made the palace a house of mourning.
+
+Voltaire was dazed at the loss, unable to command his words or his steps.
+He tottered out on to the little flight of stairs, where he sat in dull
+despair and stupefaction. In spite of all that had happened of late, he
+declared that he had lost, not a mistress, but "half of his own self." The
+world would be a different world to him now. There was to be no more of
+woman's love for him in his after-life. Lunéville was no longer a place
+for him. "Je ne pourrais pas supporter Lunéville, où je l'ai perdue d'une
+manière plus funeste que vous ne pensez." Stanislas, kind to the last, did
+all that he could to comfort his distressed friend. On the day of his
+great trial he went up thrice into his room, sat with him, and wept with
+him. We hear little of the funeral, except that it was carried out in a
+magnificent style, attended by the whole of the Court, and with all the
+honours which were due to a member of one of the four "_Grands Chevaux_."
+It seemed like a mockery of Fate that, on being carried out to be placed
+on the car the bier should have broken down in the large saloon in which
+only a few weeks before Emilie had gathered brilliant laurels in her
+favourite character of Issé, and that a mass of flowers, with which her
+coffin was covered, should have dropped on the very spot where on that
+occasion had fallen a shower of bouquets thrown in token of admiration.
+The parish church of St. Remy, then quite new, received the body--it is
+that same hideously grotesque rococo church now dedicated to St. Jacques,
+overladen with misshapen ornament, whose two lofty but gingerbread spires,
+"bourgeoises, lourdes, cossues et bonhommes au demeurant," as Edmond About
+describes them, stand up, a conspicuous landmark, visible from afar off,
+and looking down on a scene far more attractive than themselves--the
+little town with its rectangular streets and squares, brightly-green
+vineyards all around, and laughing hop-grounds, carefully-kept gardens,
+dark bosquets, and luxuriant meadows, watered on one side by the broad
+Meurthe, on the other by the modest Vesouze--with the chain of the Vosges
+rising in the distance, overtopping those prettily undulating elevations
+with which Lunéville is fenced in. The tomb was new, the first dug in the
+nave--and it has remained the last. A black marble slab, bearing no
+inscription, was laid over the grave. That same black slab is there still.
+It was displaced once, when the rough champions of the Revolution raised
+it, in order to possess themselves of the lead of the coffin, scattering
+about rudely the bones which that coffin enclosed--almost at the precise
+moment when the body of Voltaire was being carried in triumph to the
+Pantheon in Paris. Pious hands gathered the remains once more together,
+and there they rest in the same humble vault.
+
+Voltaire wrote serious verses upon Emilie's death; King Frederick the
+Great wrote flippant ones. Maupertuis lamented the possessor of brilliant
+powers never put to a bad use, a woman guilty of "ni tracasserie, ni
+médisance, ni mechanceté." Madame de Grafigny mourned over one who had
+"never told a lie:" Voltaire added that she had "never spoken ill of
+anyone." It all mattered little after she was gone. Voltaire packed up his
+things, and hurried off sorrowfully to Cirey, where he gathered together
+the various chattels with which he had made that place more habitable and
+more attractive; and before the Marquis could seriously object, he had
+carried them off to Paris.
+
+He had done his work at Lunéville. He had put the stamp of literature and
+taste on the place. He had set the current of learning flowing towards the
+Lorrain capital, where a year after de Tressan appeared, to add one more
+captive to the admiring army vanquished by de Boufflers--Tressan, the
+"Horace, Pollion et Tibulle" of Voltaire, but forgotten now--who in 1751
+founded, under Stanislas' auspices, that "Société de Sciences et de Belles
+Lettres," which soon acquired the name of "Academy," and took rank in
+public estimation almost on a par with the sacred Olympus of the "Forty"
+at Paris. Montesquieu, Helvétius, Hénault, Fontenelle, Bishop Poncet,
+Bishop Drouas--all begged as a favour to be admitted. Really, that
+Academy--which is still a flourishing institution at Nancy--was Voltaire's
+work. Stanislas' fond dream had been realized, and the Court of Lorraine
+had become a foremost seat of the Muses.
+
+Voltaire never forgot the hospitality received at Stanislas' hands. To the
+time of that nominal sovereign's melancholy death, he continued in
+friendly and affectionate correspondence with him. In 1760, after Louis
+XV. had refused him permission to settle once more on the banks of the
+Vesouze, we find him writing to the Polish king:--"Je me souviendrai
+toujours, Sire, avec la plus tendre et la plus respectueuse reconnaissance
+des jours heureux que j'ai passés dans votre palais. Je me souviendrai que
+vous daigniez faire les charmes de la société comme vous faisiez la
+félicité de vos peuples, et que si c'était un bonheur de dépendre de vous,
+c'en était un plus grand de vous approcher."
+
+Six years after that the little drama of the Lorrain Court was played out.
+Blind, and old, and deserted, Stanislas was not even sufficiently cared
+for to have some one handy to help when his silk dressing-gown caught
+fire. He died of his wounds--with an innocent _bon-mot_ on his lips. The
+Lorrains, who had been slow to welcome him, crowded round his sick bed and
+his hearse. He had done his work. In spite of his failings, his posings,
+his airs, and his frivolities, no one need grudge him that tribute of
+esteem. He had made the change from independence, dear as life itself to
+the Lorrains while under their own dukes, to incorporation with France
+very much easier. He had done much material good to the Duchy, and to
+literature he had rendered very useful service. His Court is forgotten
+now. His Palace is turned into a barrack; and the once gay capital has,
+but for its garrison, become a sleepy little provincial town, in which the
+presence of a stray stranger puts the police at once on the _qui vive_.
+The hop-trade and the manufacture of _dentelleries_ monopolize the
+attention of the inhabitants; and only rarely is it that some inquiring
+traveller comes to inspect with interest the spot on which was enacted the
+most important scene of what the late Comte d'Haussonville has aptly
+called "the great second act" of the _comédie_ of Voltaire's life--that
+act which, according to the same gifted author, might be named "L'amour de
+la science, et la science de l'amour."
+
+
+
+
+VII.--THE PRINCE CONSORT'S UNIVERSITY DAYS.[10]
+
+ "Quarum virtutum laude hominum animas, dum in hac urbe morabaris,
+ mirifice Tibi devinxisti."--_Address of the Senate of Bonn to Prince
+ Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, January, 28, 1840._
+
+
+There are incidents in a man's life--sometimes important, sometimes
+insignificant--which impress themselves upon his mind as if graven in
+"with a pen of iron." Thirty-two years have now passed away, but I
+remember, as if it had happened only a few weeks ago, old "Senius" putting
+his weather-worn face into my bedroom at Bonn, on the memorable grey
+morning of mid-December, 1861, to make the melancholy announcement: "Uür
+Prinz is doht." "Dat war 'ne johde Heer," he added rather impressively.
+
+"Senius" was our "Stiefelfuchs"--which means a great deal more than having
+to "polish our boots." And in some capacity or other--it must have been a
+subordinate one--it had been his fate to be employed in the Prince
+Consort's household while the latter was a student at Bonn. What
+qualified him for either of these positions I am at a loss to conjecture.
+He was nothing of a valet. We used to beg him, for mercy's sake, not to
+attempt to remove stains from our clothes, inasmuch as in doing so (in the
+only way which seemed to suggest itself to his untutored mind) he
+invariably made two smudges out of one by spitting just a little wide of
+the mark. At least that was the tradition. For any delicate mission, such
+as smuggling liquor into the "Carcer," he was absolutely useless. He knew
+well enough how to bandage a man for a "Mensur." And on the bitter cold
+days of a North-German winter the huge bowl of his ever-smoking pipe would
+be very acceptable as a hand-warmer to those gloved for the fight. He was
+honest, no doubt, and strictly faithful, and that must have helped to
+ingratiate him with the Prince. But his main recommendation appears to
+have been his curious capacity for saying odd things in an odd way, and in
+the quaintest of broad Rhenish _patois_, which made them sound doubly
+droll. What with quaint habits and quaint sayings, he had become a
+"character" at Bonn, generally popular as such, known to every man, woman
+and child in the place, and allowed almost any latitude of speech. The
+Prince, whose relish for humour was, in his student days, fully as keen as
+ever in after-life, appears to have been tickled with the man's unintended
+drollery; for, according to "Senius's" own naïvely frank account, he made
+it his amusement to "draw" him, eliciting odd answers by inoffensively
+unmerciful chaff. And this may account for "Senius" remaining in the
+princely household, and experiencing much kindness at his master's hands.
+If gratitude be a return, the Prince had it in ample measure. That "dat
+war 'ne johde Heer" was spoken with unmistakable feeling, and it proved
+the prelude to a whole string of little anecdotes which--though not
+perhaps in themselves particularly remarkable or worth repeating--were
+poured forth with such simple earnestness as sufficiently testified, how
+firmly a sense of regard and affection had taken root in the old man's
+heart, to live there through many years of separation.
+
+"Senius" was not the only person in Bonn who could grow warm upon this
+subject. The Prince's death, indeed, set loose in the University town a
+whole flood of anecdotes and reminiscences, some very trivial and
+commonplace, but all of them evidencing a lively interest and abiding
+regard. It is strange what power some persons possess of impressing men's
+minds. There have been scores of princes students at Bonn since, some of
+them spending more money and making much more of a show; but memory has
+closed over them like water over a ripple. There is none remembered like
+the then Prince of Coburg--down to the days of his grandson, the present
+Emperor, who, of course, conquered local hearts by identifying himself
+rather demonstratively with the place.
+
+At my time people spoke frequently of "der Prinz Albehrt." All the older
+townsfolk remembered the "bildschöne junge Mann," who sat his horse like a
+born cavalier, and whose mere appearance was calculated to prepossess
+people in his favour. Two friends of mine--the brothers von C---- (one of
+them is now a retired general who has covered himself with glory in the
+wars in 1866 and 1870)--used as boys to make a point of watching for the
+Coburg Princes when about to mount horse, from the house of their
+neighbour, Landrath von Hymmen, who lived just opposite. They would rush
+out eagerly at the proper moment to hold the Princes' stirrups, and
+consider themselves amply rewarded with a kind word or a genial smile.
+Travelling Englishmen have afterwards made it a matter of duty, Murray or
+Baedecker in hand, to "do" the simple house "in which Prince Albert
+lived," as they "did" the Münster and the Alte Zoll. To the people of Bonn
+the Prince's doings were a living memory. Only eighteen months ago I was
+surprised, while accidentally alluding to the subject in conversation with
+an old resident, since dead, to find that gentleman at once pulling out of
+his pocket a photograph of the Prince's house, which he seemed to carry
+about with him habitually. He knew all the windows, and the gateway, and
+answered questions about the Prince's habits of life as if they had
+referred to matters of yesterday.
+
+In truth, Bonn owes a great deal to the Prince Consort--more than most
+people are aware. If the University has grown great and popular, a
+favourite with reigning houses, a High School in which every King of
+Prussia is expected to have pursued his studies, something like a "Christ
+Church" among German Universities; if the town has grown rich and
+flourishing, a favourite residence with wealth and position _en retraite_,
+the merit is in no small measure due to the Prince who, practically
+speaking, first set the fashion among illustrious folk. No scion of a
+reigning house, to speak of--none, certainly, to make a mark--had been at
+Bonn before. Indeed, Bonn, with its associations of the Burschenschaft,
+of disaffection and of ecclesiastical strife, did not stand in the best of
+odours. Hence, when a Prince came to break the ice, of more than ordinary
+promise, and already connected by rumour with a high destiny, very
+naturally, all eyes were turned upon him. His subsequent marriage with the
+Queen--at that time certainly the most powerful sovereign in
+Christendom--following almost immediately upon his studentship, no doubt
+emphasised the effect and added force to the example. We see at once
+princes flocking to the _Fridericia Guilelmia Rhenana_--Schaumburgs, and
+Mecklenburgs, and Schleswig-Holsteins, and Meiningens. Twelve years after
+we have the heir to the Prussian Crown matriculating as a student. We find
+the roll of students growing at a bound from 650 to 731--to increase since
+to above 1,200. In short, we see Bonn developing into a different place.
+English folk--as the Prince's friend, Professor Loebell, puts it, rather
+uncomplimentarily, in one of his Belgian letters--send their "young bears"
+to Bonn in whole batches, "to be licked." Then the parents come
+themselves, bringing their families with them, to settle there. German
+rank and fashion follow in their wake, quintupling the population in less
+than sixty years--and the reputation and position of the town are made.
+
+Bonn was a very different place from the fashionable town that it is now,
+when, on May 3, 1837, Professor Wutzer, as Rector Magnificus, pledged
+"Prinz Albrecht Franz, Herzog von Sachsen-Coburg-Gotha", "by pressure of
+hand in place of oath," to be a faithful "citizen" of the University.
+Prince Ernest, the Prince's elder brother, matriculated at the same time.
+There was also a Prince of Mecklenburg-Strelitz, of whom little was seen
+or heard; moreover, Prince William of Löwenstein, who grew to be the
+Prince's intimate friend; and two Hohenlohes. (Prince Erbach is not in the
+University Register included among persons of illustrious birth.) All the
+wide belt of spruce and tidy villas set up amid laughing gardens, which
+now make Bonn so charming and attractive, and impart to it so pleasing a
+look of prosperity and comfort, were still a thing to come. The little
+town, having only about 12,000 inhabitants, still lay hemmed in within the
+lines of its old walls, the gates of which were carefully closed for
+security every night. There was an air of "smallness" about everything,
+except the handsome "Schloss," which Archbishop Clemens August had built
+(with money received from France) as a sumptuous residence for himself,
+but which King Frederick William III. in 1818, without much regard for
+Roman Catholic susceptibilities, converted into a "double-denomination"
+University. Lutheran divines now taught where the most orthodox of
+Catholic princes had held court. A non-denominational Senate conferred
+degrees where the last Archbishop-Elector, the Austrian Archduke Max
+Franz--"Abbé Sacrebleu," as he was popularly called--had danced with most
+unepiscopal perseverance and vigour. And at Poppelsdorf learned professors
+made the air malodorous with chemical stenches in the same palace in which
+that most courtly of all archbishops, Clemens August, had entertained
+those beautiful ladies who got him into rather serious trouble at Rome.
+But, apart from these costly buildings, all was country-townish. There was
+no Coblenzer Strasse as yet--only a small cluster of houses, among which
+the _Vinca Domini_--whilom the winepress of the local lord--and the villa
+of the patriot Arndt, were alone conspicuous. Inside the walls the
+students were much in evidence, rough in their uncouth costume of those
+days, very "Guys" in embroidered "pikesches" and wide petticoat-trousers,
+having long curls dangling from their heads and heavy rapiers from their
+waists. However, opinion in high quarters was not altogether favourable to
+them. The revolutionary "Burschenschaft" had been strong in Bonn,
+numbering Heinrich Heine among its members. Rhineland was, moreover, at
+that time still wholly unreconciled to Prussian rule. Its seventeen years
+of incorporation with France had raised a crop of free and anti-Prussian
+ideas which were not soon to be eradicated. And with Austria so powerful,
+and Austrian sympathies so widely diffused, thanks to Max Franz, the
+authorities had still to deal gingerly with their new subjects. It made
+them wince to hear the words "'ne Prüss" commonly and openly used as a
+term of reproach and contempt--they were so to down in the fifties. But
+they could not interfere too rigorously. Then there was the ecclesiastical
+squabble, foreshadowing Prince Bismarck's "Culturkampf," and every bit as
+serious and as violent. Only incapacity like that of a Schmedding, and
+infatuation like that of a Bunsen, could have created such a hopeless
+dilemma. "Is your Government mad?" Cardinal Lambruschini is reported to
+have asked, when Bunsen communicated to him the appointment of Droste von
+Vischering to be Archbishop of Cologne, as a supposed "angel of peace."
+The Crown Prince, subsequently Frederick William IV., favoured the
+appointment. The "angel of peace" proved a very demon of war. What with
+the dispute over mixed marriages, the Episcopal protest against State
+interference in Church matters, the Anathema pronounced by the new prelate
+against the latitudinarian school of the followers of Hermes, particularly
+favoured by the Government and deliberately installed at Bonn, and the
+Archbishop's uncompromising ban upon the University _Convictorium_, there
+was war along the whole line. All Rhineland, be it remembered, was then
+still staunchly Romanist. Bonn contained but a handful of Protestants. The
+"concurrently endowed" University, planted in the midst of a Catholic
+country, was a standing abomination and a perpetual taunt to the native
+population. The Prince's letters of that time show how fully he
+appreciated the grave significance of the struggle even at his early age.
+It was while he was at Bonn that the refractory Archbishop was carried off
+by force, to be "interned" at Minden.
+
+Under such circumstances it required some resolution for a young
+Protestant Prince to settle amid an excited Romanist population. If to be
+"'ne Prüss" was a reproach, to be "'ne Jüss"--that is "Gueux," or
+Protestant--meant downright anathema. And Prince Albert settled right in
+what may be called a little Protestant colony, saucily set up under the
+very shadow of the beautiful east-end of that splendid old "Münster,"
+which traces its foundation to Constantine, and has been the scene of
+Councils and Imperial coronations from the tenth century downwards.
+
+The Empress Frederick, a few years ago, when in Bonn, very naturally asked
+to be shown the house in which her father had lived. By that time every
+vestige of it had disappeared, and she could only be pointed out the
+site--a garden it is now, fronting an entirely new building in the
+Martinsplatz, close to where, up to the beginning of the century, stood
+the church which gave the square its name. But I can perfectly recall the
+unpretending structure, a three-storied, flat-gabled house, with a
+two-storied wing--the old-fashioned windows set off by dark-green
+shutters--lying rather in a hollow, within a yard enclosed in a stone wall
+pierced by a gate, but generally open in situation and yet, thanks to the
+enclosure, pretty private. It commanded very fair views of the
+Poppelsdorfer Allee--the favourite strolling-ground, ever since it was
+planted, for fashionable and unfashionable Bonn--of the Kreuzberg, and
+sideways of the more distant Seven Mountains. It seemed a small house to
+harbour two Princes and their suite, more especially when one was told
+that what seemed the main portion was reserved for the use of the owner.
+But it was a building of considerable depth, and so afforded sufficient
+room for the illustrious inmates and all their not very numerous
+household, which included, of course, the "excellent" Doctor Florschütz as
+tutor, the rather starchy martinet-soldier Herr von Wiechmann, who acted
+as governor, the Prince's favourite valet, and some more. All about the
+household, as about the Prince's doings generally, was marked by extreme
+simplicity, which could not, however, in any particular have suggested
+anything like niggardliness, but merely the voluntary plain living of a
+gentleman who had no taste for sumptuous habits. Meals, appointments,
+entertainments, everything indicated a dislike of display. The Prince's
+trap was such as an innkeeper living opposite could, on its original
+owner's departure, purchase and use for his business-drives without
+occasioning remark. If there was one material thing in respect of which
+the Prince practised luxury, it was his little stud, which was small, but
+generally admired as choice, and which was, it need scarcely be added,
+much prized by its owner. The hours kept in the little green-shuttered
+house were probably the most regular in all the town. Everything in the
+illustrious student's life was subordinated to the purposes of study.
+Every hour had its allotted task. He must have been an early riser who
+could have seen the blinds down of a morning; and long before lights went
+out in some of the adjoining houses, all was darkness and rest in the
+Prince's home, which was a veritable temple of method and punctuality.
+
+The quarters had been selected because the Duke of Saxe-Coburg wished his
+sons to be lodged with a professor. There were not many such with
+sufficiently large dwellings to select from, and possibly on that ground
+the choice had fallen upon a Professor of Medicine, who could have been of
+little service to the Princes in the prosecution of their studies. He was
+popularly known as "Gamaschenbischof"--"Gaiter-Bishop"--to distinguish him
+from the other Geheimrath Bischoff who became better known as a great
+professor of chemistry, but who wore no gaiters. I quite forget whether
+"Gamaschenbischof" was a Roman Catholic or a Protestant. But his next-door
+neighbour on the side of the old Neuthor--then still an old-fashioned
+arched gateway with a substantial gate to keep out bad characters at
+night--was the acknowledged head of the Lutheran congregation, then a
+mere handful, the sparing growth of twenty years of Prussian rule. The
+little community did not yet possess a church of their own as they do now.
+Indeed, for many years after they had to content themselves with the use
+of the bald but lofty University chapel, which for many decades they have
+shared with their English fellow-Christians, often enough keeping the
+latter waiting when their sermon happened to be long, and considerately
+leaving a crucifix as a fixture for rigid Evangelicals to chafe at and
+write letters about to successive chaplains. But the proper stronghold of
+local Protestantism was to be found in that turreted little Château
+Gaillard facing the Münster, in which Pusey's friend, Professor Sack,
+Schleiermacher's least heterodox pupil, had at the Prince's time his
+official residence. The Coburg Princes, who loyally upheld their own
+Protestant church, were not infrequent visitors in the house of this
+pastor, who was well-informed and sociable, and by no means an
+unacceptable neighbour. Beyond the parsonage, directly abutting upon the
+Neuthor, was another Protestant institution--the Lutheran school--which,
+some years later, became a noted centre of attraction to males of all
+creeds, by reason of the residence in it of "The Three Graces," the
+_Küster's_--that is, the clerk and schoolmaster's--remarkably handsome
+daughters. But in 1837 and 1838 those ladies were still too young to do
+much mischief, even to so impressionable a cavalier as Prince Ernest. All
+these buildings spoken of, which still stood at my time, have long since
+been pulled down and made to give place to houses of a more modern type.
+
+All things considered, it would have been difficult for the Duke of
+Coburg to make a better choice of a University in which to give his sons
+the last finishing touch of education. Bonn has always stood high as a
+home of learning. King Frederick William III. was careful, with the most
+luxurious buildings and what was at that time considered a truly princely
+endowment, to bestow upon his own peculiar "pet child" as competent a
+teaching staff as money and favour could procure. And in 1837, though
+Niebuhr was gone, and Arndt was suspended--for preaching too vigorously
+the gospel of German union, which was then reputed rank heresy--and though
+Dahlmann, who would have been a professor after Prince Albert's own heart,
+had not yet come, the teaching staff could compare with that of any
+period. But apart from that, there was a tone of freedom and geniality
+prevailing at Bonn which distinguished that place from all other German
+universities. It was the least Prussian of all Prussian High Schools--far
+more in the world and in touch with the world than all its sisters. Set up
+on "Frankish" soil, which used to give Germany its Emperors; the chosen
+residence, until recently, of prelates of an ancient See, who had
+entertained relations from time immemorial with all great Courts, and who
+had been recruited from princely houses; and, last, but not least, only a
+generation before an integral portion of the Republic, "one and
+indivisible," which planted its tricolor nowhere without leaving its free
+spirit behind, even after the outward ensign was gone--Bonn nourished a
+more independent habit of thought and encouraged wider and larger views
+than did the "zopf"-ruled universities of the East. It was here,
+doubtless, among the patriotic aspirations of a "Young Germany" unchilled
+by Carlsbad and Laibach, under the inspiring teaching of Arndt, that Duke
+Ernest, prophetically styled _Spes patriæ_ in an address presented by the
+Academical Senate, conceived that liberal, high-minded and unselfish
+policy which paved the way as much as anything else for the Union of 1871.
+And to Prince Albert, likewise, this must have seemed a wider world than
+that of Coburg; and, in a period of life more formative of character than
+any other, it must have served to prepare him better for that freer sphere
+of action into which he was destined shortly to be called.
+
+Niebuhr, as observed, was gone from Bonn. Arndt was removed from his
+"chair" for saying too freely in 1820 what Princes had openly proclaimed
+in 1813. Dahlmann was, in truth, still one of "the Seven of Göttingen,"
+inasmuch as Ernest Augustus had not yet made his Hanoverians to regret
+that they were governed by the Salic law. But there was Welcker, the great
+historian of art, and the brilliant elocutionist, from whom the Prince
+must have learnt much of that close knowledge and warm appreciation of art
+which afterwards made him so efficient a furtherer of culture in this
+kingdom. There were Loebell and Perthes, von Alten, Bethmann-Hollweg,
+Walter, Brandis, Nitzsch, Deiters, Bleek, Breidenstein, Nöggerath,
+Argelander, Schlegel, Fichte, Plücker, Böcking, and many more--not a few
+of whom I can perfectly remember from my own days. The two Princes, and
+more particularly Prince Albert, knew how to turn the opportunities at
+their command to admirable account, not merely by attending the public
+lectures with exemplary regularity, but, in addition, by seeking out
+learning, so to speak, _en déshabillé_, and drawing from it in the easy
+way of conversation and chat probably more information than it dispensed
+on more formal occasions. Prince Albert was on excellent terms with the
+most able of these men--Schlegel, Perthes, Bethmann-Hollweg, Walter and
+some more--and was frequently to be seen walking with one or other of them
+in the Poppelsdorfer Allee, or else on the Venusberg, or along the Rhine,
+keeping up an animated conversation. And often would he ask some one or
+two to his house, or else drop in--sometimes on his own invitation--to
+that peculiarly German repast of evening "tea," further to prosecute his
+cross-questioning. "Tea," of course, does not in this application mean
+anything like our own "five o'clock," nor yet quite so substantial a meal
+as our middle-class "high tea," but a light evening repast, such as is
+usual (viz., after a good mid-day dinner) among the cultivated classes in
+Germany, when _en famille_, from the Imperial Court downward. Taxing the
+stomach but little, such a meal leaves the head all the more free for
+intellectual occupation, and is, in truth, dependent for its best relish
+on the Attic salt supplied by the company. (The "tea" itself is,
+unfortunately, as a rule, indifferent in quality.) At Bonn these "teas"
+became little feasts of reason, and used to be, I am told, one of the
+Prince's particular delights. He was in the habit of discussing questions
+of learning and politics and statesmanship very freely with his own chosen
+little set, Prince Löwenstein and others. But he knew the difference
+between this and putting Professors (who in Bonn were then not merely men
+of the lamp) into the witness-box and pleasurably pumping them dry over
+their own tea-table. Nobody relished this treatment more than the
+Professors themselves, who in after-time often spoke of the enjoyable
+evenings which they had spent, and the pleasure of discussing matters on
+which they were masters with so apt a pupil, who knew how to put
+brightness and stimulating interest into the conversation. The Prince's
+enjoyment, it is to be suspected, went even a little further. For, men of
+great learning as these Professors were, more than one of them had
+contracted odd habits of speech and manner, which no man was more quick to
+note and more apt inoffensively to caricature--in mien and with
+pencil--than the Prince. We know that he could use pen and brush deftly
+enough. And more particularly of his artist's work completed at Bonn
+several specimens survive--for instance, the Queen's "Savoyard Boy." Some
+of the caricature sketches referred to are said to have been admirable,
+and no less so the mimicry which, without malice or guile, brought out
+tellingly the little oddities of these learned gentry, to the intense
+amusement of a privileged and very select audience. There was, as it
+happened, ample material. Schlegel, the great and the witty--there could
+have been no pleasanter companion than he who first made the Germans
+understand Shakespeare--was, with all his merits, vain and conceited, and
+foolishly insisted upon parading his conceit before the world. He was old
+at that time, and lectured only at rare intervals, but every now and then
+some of that old impetuosity would break out, which in earlier days had
+made him, without regard for conventionalities, pull off his coat and
+waistcoat in the midst of an evening party, in order to fling to his
+brother Frederick the smaller garment, for which in a rash moment he had
+bartered away a good story. Then there was Loebell, the friend of Tieck,
+the uncompromising Protestant, full of historic lore as an egg is of meat,
+and of truly magnetic attractiveness to his pupils, but ugly as a monkey,
+diffident and gauche, and, thanks to his habitual absence of mind, a
+source of the oddest and never-failing anecdote. Perthes and Fichte laid
+themselves equally open to ridicule. The "University Judge" (Proctor) von
+Salomon, commonly nicknamed "the Salamander," was made more than once to
+sit for a comic portrait; and Oberberghauptmann Count Beust--the Prince's
+own countryman, a native of Saxe-Coburg, with whom the Prince was on terms
+of comparative intimacy--provided at times irresistible food for laughter,
+not only by his curious squat little figure, but even more by that
+genuinely Saxon sing-song accent, which seems to be a common feature of
+all Beusts who have not remained in their old Brandenburg home. The
+statesman of the same name, whom we have seen in our midst, shared this
+same family defect, and was accordingly known in Saxony as "Beist;" and
+one of the Ministries of which he formed a member was currently spoken of,
+by way of joke, as "Behr _beisst_ Rabenhorst." As droll as any was
+Professor Kaufmann, from whom, long before I listened to the curious
+cadences of his speech, the Prince Consort learnt very orthodox political
+economy conveyed in the prosiest of ways, fortunately relieved by the
+quaintest illustrations of economic truths which could ever have issued
+from the brain of man. He looked like one of Cruikshank's figures come to
+life, and it was really difficult not to laugh at him.
+
+The Prince's shafts of wit never wanted point, but at the same time they
+never struck painfully home. There was no mimicry or jest which even its
+victims could not readily forgive. Years after the Prince had left Bonn,
+the very men whom he had amused himself by taking off most mercilessly
+looked back, not only without resentment, but with absolute satisfaction,
+on all this intercourse. And when, on the approach of the Prince's
+marriage, it was proposed to send him a Latin address of congratulation,
+and to bestow upon him--as the fittest offering for the occasion that the
+Senate could think of--the Degree of _Doctor utriusque juris_, the motion
+was carried by acclamation, and the learned Professor Ritschl was at once
+commissioned to compose a Latin ode, which turned out perfect in grammar
+and prosody, but which is a trifle too long to be here quoted.
+
+With the students, generally speaking--apart from his own little princely
+set--the Prince was less intimate. He would mingle with them in the
+quadrangle, the lecture-hall, and the fencing-room, and he would invite
+them periodically, in batches, to his hospitable table, where, of course,
+he made a most genial host. But I have heard complaints of his supposed
+reserve and coldness, and his keeping people at a distance, contrasting
+just a little with the _engouement_ with which Prince Ernest was ready to
+take part in the fun and frolic of German student life. It was said that
+the coming engagement with the Queen, which rumour considerably
+ante-dated, had chilled Prince Albert's young blood, and led him to stand
+a little on his dignity. Probably this was to some extent a question of
+manner. But, moreover, it ought to be borne in mind, that student life was
+in those days just a trifle rough, and, knowing what it was, one can
+readily understand the Prince's disinclination to identify himself
+altogether with habits not by any means congenial to himself. He could
+grow sociable enough with students on proper occasions. He is known to
+have been a regular attendant at the _Fechtboden_--where, however, he
+practised rather with the broad-sword than with the student's
+rapier--ready to accept the challenge of any competent opponent; and he
+would occasionally look on with interest at a real _Mensur_, whenever good
+fencers were put forward to fight. We know that at a great fencing match
+he carried off the first prize.[11] Even beyond this, from time to time he
+would visit a students' _Kneipe_--having duly prepared himself for the
+short nocturnal dissipation with a little snooze--and join very readily in
+the fun and the mirth, more particularly in such amusements as allowed
+play for the intellectual faculties. He was fond of German melodies, and
+knew how to delight his audience with a song. And when it came to some
+serio-comic diversion--such as the mock-trial know as a _Bierconvent_, a
+travesty of legal proceedings, conceived, when ably led, in the spirit of
+Demosthenes' hypothetical lawsuit about "the shadow of an ass"--he is said
+to have been excellent. But mere beer-drinking and shouting were not in
+his line. At home he was wont to cultivate the Muses, People still talk of
+a little volume of poetry which the two brothers are said to have brought
+out conjointly in support of a local charity, and to which Prince Albert
+is supposed to have contributed the verse, and Prince Ernest the tunes. I
+should not be surprised to learn that Prince Albert had as much to do with
+the music as with the text. So far as there was poetry and music and
+geniality to be found under the rough mask of student life, the Prince was
+very ready to take part in it. And during the sixteen months of his
+studentship he grew sufficiently familiar with some of his fellow-students
+even to _tutoyer_. My friend, E. von C----, who was then a boy, distinctly
+remembers meeting him walking towards the Rhine, and hearing him accosted
+by two burly "Westphalians": "Wo gehst du hin, Albert?" "Ich gehe ins
+Schiff," was his reply; "ich reise nach England." The Westphalians at once
+turned round to see him off. That was an eventful journey "to England."
+
+How little _hauteur_ really had to do with the Prince's intercourse with
+his fellow-men is testified by the friendly acquaintanceship which grew up
+at Bonn between him and persons of an entirely different class, and which
+has still left its honourable memories behind.
+
+Pretty well opposite his own quarters, cornering the Martinsplatz--where
+now are two much-frequented shops--in those days stood a middle-sized
+house, over the door of which might be read the inscription
+"Weinwirthschaft von Peter Stamm." In later days, under a new proprietor,
+the house came to be more ambitiously christened "Gasthaus zum Deutschen
+Hof." In this establishment both Princes were frequent visitors, perhaps
+Prince Albert more so than his brother. It was at this corner generally
+that they mounted horse for a ride--I believe that some of their horses
+were put up in the "Weinwirthschaft"--and here accordingly my friend, von
+C----, used to watch for them, in order to hold their stirrups. In a
+University town, in which
+
+ Bibit hera, bibit herus,
+ Bibit miles, bibit clerus,
+ Bibit ille, bibit illa,
+ Bibit servus cum ancilla,
+ Bibit velox, bibit piger,
+ Bibit albus, bibit niger,
+ Bibit constans, bibit vagus,
+ Bibit rudis, bibit magus,
+ Bibit pauper et aegrotus,
+ Bibit exul et ignotus,
+ Bibit puer, bibit canus,
+ Bibit praesul et decanus,
+ Bibit soror, bibit frater,
+ Bibit anus, bibit mater,
+ Bibit iste, bibit ille,
+ Bibunt centum, bibunt mille:
+ Tam pro Papa, tam pro rege
+ Bibunt omnes sine lege,
+
+of course there are wine-shops many, and beer-shops many; and neither
+student nor "Philistine" need ever be in any fear of having to remain
+"dry" for want of liquor. But there has always been some one or other
+wine-house raised a little above the common run, not by any pretentious
+architecture or outfit--as a rule it was in external features one of the
+most unpretending in the town--but by the superior quality of the liquor
+served. Here would meet--as is doubtless the case now--the _honoratiores_
+of the town, and some other blithe spirits, admitted almost by favour, a
+select _clientèle_, to sip down, to the accompaniment of fluent
+conversation, not the vulgar "schoppen" of the multitude, but the
+capitalist "special"--a half-pint held in a massive goblet-shaped glass.
+In my time the "select" wine-house of this sort was that of
+"Schmitzköbes"--which means "James Schmitz"--in the market-place. In the
+Prince's time it was the house of Peter Stamm. However, it was not for the
+wine that the Prince came to this house--though in moderation he
+appreciated a glass of good Rhenish, or Walporzheim. In our
+aristocratically organised country, where, moreover, sportsmanship is held
+to be public property, as accessible to the stockbroker as to the squire,
+we have no idea of the fast link which in Germany--altogether differently
+constituted, at any rate, then--the love of sport will bind between
+persons of totally different classes. It holds them together like a
+bracket. Prince and farmer, noble and tradesman--it is all alike _quoad_
+sport; for that purpose genuine comradeship is established, on altogether
+equal terms. There is no giving one's self away in this, nor yet any undue
+presumption. The tradesman remains a tradesman, the prince no less a
+prince; social differences are merely put aside. Now Peter Stamm was a
+most zealous sportsman, who knew where to find a hare or a bird for many
+miles round, and could spend whole nights and days with his dog and with
+his gun--more particularly if there were some like-minded companion to
+share the sport. And what was more for the present purpose, he was an
+ardent horse-fancier, and a connaisseur of horse-flesh. His brother,
+"Stamm-hannes"--that is, "John Stamm"--was a noted horse-dealer and
+horse-breaker, who always had some good cattle on hand. And, moreover,
+Peter Stamm was a great dog-fancier, and known for having the best dogs in
+all Bonn. From him, I believe, it was that the Prince purchased that
+handsome favourite of his, Eôs, whom he brought over with him to England,
+his constant companion then on walks and drives and travels. So here was a
+threefold cord which bound together these two neighbours, living within a
+stone's throw of one another--a link which never broke in after-life. Long
+after the Prince had left Bonn, there used to be messages going backwards
+and forwards. When Peter was gone, Stamm-hannes kept up the intercourse,
+and on one of his travels to England even visited the Prince as an old
+friend. They are both dead now--and so is Nicolas, the third brother, who
+kept the Bellevue Hotel on the Rhine. But to the present day old Fräulein
+Stamm, now eighty-three years of age, carefully preserves and
+affectionately cherishes the few keepsakes which still remain of the
+Prince's giving--originally to Peter--and there is nothing that the old
+lady is more fond of talking about than those old days, when the Prince
+and Peter used to drive out to the Kottenforst together, and Peter would
+come home and tell her of their common, not overexciting, adventures. The
+keepsakes have dwindled down to three pictures and two porcelain cups, the
+latter rather rudely painted, as was the fashion in those days, with views
+of the Drachenfels and Rolandseck. Of the pictures, two are portraits of
+the young Princes taken at Brussels before they repaired to Bonn, and
+showing their boyish faces flanked by two heavy pairs of epaulettes. The
+third, a woodcut, represents some unknown sportsman going a-stalking.
+There used to be other small articles, such as sportsman friends are in
+the habit of presenting to one another; but time has, one after the other,
+disposed of them.
+
+The Prince, we know, was always particularly fond of bodily exercise. At
+Bonn he would fence regularly. And he would swim with as much zest, and
+think nothing of mixing with the common crowd in those rough-and-ready
+swimming-baths which I well remember; for in my time they were still all
+the convenience for river bathing that Bonn had to offer--a rude concern
+on the other bank of the Rhine, knocked together out of a raft and a few
+sheds. In those baths the Prince did not seem to mind whom he rubbed
+shoulders with. In this respect he closely resembled his son-in-law, the
+Emperor Frederick, whose popularity in Berlin was not a little enhanced by
+the _sans gêne_ with which he would, while in the water, join in the
+splashing and larking of his future subjects, to whom it never on such
+occasions occurred to forget themselves. A simple "Na, Jungens, jetzt ist
+genug" from the Prince would at once warn them back into proper distance.
+The Prince Consort became just as popular among the swimmers at Bonn. The
+Rhine is really a troublesome river to swim in, on account of the force of
+its current. The Prince would have himself rowed up a pretty long
+distance, to swim back. I once or twice swam the same distance, in company
+with Count H----, of the "Borussians," and we both found it quite long
+enough. A very favourite sport with the Prince was, to tumble little boys
+into the water--the swimming-master being by for safety--and then dive
+after them to bring them up. He would select such as were not likely to be
+frightened. And they came to like the fun.
+
+But the Prince's favourite recreation of all was going a-shooting. In the
+near neighbourhood of Bonn there is no very ambitious sport. The more
+venturesome spirits go as far as the Eifel Mountains, there to kill
+wild-boar and red-deer. For this the Prince grudged the time. So he had to
+be content with hares and birds, an occasional roebuck--and, I dare say,
+in those, early days he now and then brought down a fox, which in Germany
+is reckoned rather good sport. When, in 1858, the Crown Prince, Emperor
+Frederick, came back from his wedding, and found the officers of the Deutz
+Cuirassiers drawn up in line at the Cologne station to salute him, he
+singled out Count F----, of M--dorf, to present more especially to his
+bride. "I must present Count F---- to you," he said; "it was on his estate
+that I shot my first fox." Either Count F----'s conscience stung him, or
+else he realised better than the Crown Prince in what light vulpicide is
+regarded in the Princess's country: "It was not really a fox, Sir," he
+explained with some embarrassment; "it was a wild cat."
+
+There were water-fowl near Brühl; there used to be a heronry there. But I
+do not think the Prince went in that direction. His ordinary
+shooting-ground was near Bergheim, on the other side of the Rhine and,
+beyond the Venusberg, in the Kottenforst, a long stretch of forest, not
+everywhere well-timbered, in which Peter Stamm had a "Jagd," to which of
+course the Prince was welcome. Wherever the forest was a little ragged
+there were, of course, black game. And then, in spring, to the Prince's
+great delight, there was woodcock shooting. The "Schnepfenstrich" was his
+pet sport, and never was he to be seen more regularly driving his plain
+little trap out to Röttgen--where Stamm had his shooting--the faithful
+Peter always by his side--than in the four weeks which precede Palm
+Sunday, the season of all others sacred in Germany to woodcock shooting,
+for
+
+ Oculi, da kommen sie;
+ Laetare, das ist das wahre;
+ Judica, sind sie auch noch da;
+ Palmarum, Trallarum.
+
+The Latin words are the Lutheran calendar names for the four Sundays next
+before Easter.
+
+Often Stamm-hannes would be of the party--often also Everard Sator,
+another local Nimrod and horse-fancier, of Stamm's peculiar set, and
+acceptable to the Prince. And some of the Prince's more aristocratic
+companions would likewise occasionally join. But the Prince and Peter were
+in this matter inseparables, roughing it out on the wooded heights from
+sheer love of sport; and after that they would meet in the
+"Weinwirthschaft" and talk over their common experiences, being
+attentively overheard by a small company who reckoned it a privilege,
+however little they might know about shooting, to listen to these
+sportmen's tales, and bottle them up to retail to others after the Prince
+was gone.
+
+There was another very faithful friend, of humbler station still, whose
+heart the Prince managed to capture by his genial affability and the kind
+interest which it was his wont to manifest in others. Nobody could have
+stayed any time in Bonn at that particular period without becoming
+acquainted with "Appeltring"--or, as she was more ceremoniously called to
+her face, "Frau Gevatterin." She was, without question, the most popular
+"character" in Bonn, and there was no man who had not a kind word for her,
+and was not ready to test her well-known power of repartee by a little
+joke. "Appeltring," of course, means "Apple-kate"--"Tring" standing for
+Katherine by one of those extraordinary transformations of names which,
+probably, not even Grimm could explain, and which in the Rhenish dialect
+convert "Heinrich" into "Drickes," and "Reinhard" into "Nieres." She was
+an apple-woman, as her name implies, or, rather, a seller of fruit
+generally, and had her stall or tent just outside the Neuthor, close to
+the Prince's quarters, and on a spot which he must pass several times
+almost every day--a coign of vantage, moreover, from which all the
+fashionable and unfashionable world taking the air in the Poppelsdorfer
+Allee, might be surveyed, as can all the fine folk passing in and out of
+Hyde Park from Hyde Park Corner. She was on that spot still when I was at
+Bonn twenty-three years later, and she was there for some time after--a
+weather-bronzed, wrinkled old woman then, but still full of chat and
+lively talk, humour and repartee, and endowed with a truly encyclopædic
+knowledge of everyone who had been anyone at Bonn, and of his life, and
+failings, and little adventures. Even in the Prince's day she was
+decidedly past her first youth, and devoid of personal attractions; but
+she had still something of the halo about her then of a not very distant
+serio-comic little love affair, about which she was made to hear no end of
+chaff--with a trumpeter (named Bengler, if I recollect right) who lost his
+life in that Russian war in which the great Moltke won his first spurs.
+During all the time that she offered her wares outside the Neuthor her
+stall was a favourite resort with folk who had a spare quarter of an hour
+on their hands, some of them of the best blood. The Emperor Frederick has
+sat on that spot many a time, watching the passers-by, and exchanging chat
+with "Tring," while eating cherries from one of the shallow flat-bottomed
+baskets in which "Frau Gevatterin," or her younger assistant, served them
+from the tent; and so have the Coburg Princes, more particularly Prince
+Albert, who had a peculiar liking for "Appeltring" and her quaint ways,
+her good temper, and her ready answers. Barring the Princes, "Tring's"
+customers were not always prompt paymasters. This necessitated the keeping
+of accounts, which, as "Tring" was nothing of a penwoman, resulted in a
+description of bookkeeping so curious as to induce a learned archæological
+society of Bonn afterwards to publish her records in facsimile. There were
+no names, but rude imitations of a beard, or a tassel, or big top-boots,
+or else a peculiar nose, or a pair of spectacles, or some other
+distinguishing feature about the particular debtor.
+
+The habit of almost daily chat begot a peculiar familiarity and interest
+in one another's affairs between these two people at opposite poles of
+society, and inspired "Tring" with a devotion to the Prince which has
+just a touch of romance about it. To her simple but honest mind the Prince
+was the noblest creature that walked the earth. Whenever he failed to pass
+to bid her good-day, she seemed to feel as if deprived of a substantial
+pleasure. For years and decades after he had gone she would relate with
+striking animation little stories of his life in Bonn, and tell of his
+kindness to her. She was indefatigable in inquiries about him, and would
+draw in every word of information received with eager curiosity. Nor did
+she ever hear of anyone going to England without commissioning
+him--"Jrüsse Se den Prinzen Albehrt." It sounded very ridiculous to some,
+no doubt. But I venture to surmise, that to the Prince himself that
+broadly Rhenish "Jrüsse Se den Prinzen Albehrt" would have been a not
+unwelcome greeting.
+
+Most of the good people here spoken of, with whom the Prince exchanged
+jokes and more serious intercourse, whom he charmed with his happy temper
+or edified with graver talk, are now dead and gone. Bonn has grown a town
+of 50,000 or 60,000 inhabitants, well-to-do, bright and attractive, adding
+to its population year by year. The University has throughout its history
+maintained its old high rank. As a new generation rises up old
+reminiscences are dying out. Stories which thirty years ago passed current
+from mouth to mouth are gradually being forgotten. There is so much more
+that used to be told of the Prince, when memories were fresh; indeed,
+there is much that might be told still, only the incidents seem trivial in
+themselves, and memorable only as demonstrating what singular power their
+hero possessed of riveting men's affections, and as concurring in
+impressing a stamp of noble principle, unselfish consideration for others,
+of a genial and happy disposition, and laborious devotion to study upon
+his student life of sixteen months. There was, there is reason to believe,
+very much good done in private, of which the outside world never heard. To
+Bonn the Prince's stay was a turning-point in its history; and, since
+elsewhere scarcely anything has been said about that particular epoch in
+the Prince's life, it may not be unmeet to gather together the fragments
+of traditions and reminiscences surviving, before they pass finally out of
+men's minds, and thus to fill a gap hitherto left in the memorials of a
+life which has in its later periods amply realized the promise given in
+the early days of youth here spoken of.
+
+
+
+
+VIII.--SOMETHING ABOUT BEER.[12]
+
+
+When Judas Iscariot, as the legend has it, prompted by a presumptuous
+ambition to emulate Our Saviour in the performance of a miracle similar to
+that of Cana, spoke his cabalistic words over the water which he desired
+to make potable, it may be argued that a worse product might have resulted
+from the process than beer--at any rate from a non-teetotal point of view.
+According to another legend, of wider currency, the inventor of beer was
+not the apostate apostle, but a more or less mythical king of Brabant,
+named Gambrinus. His bine-crowned visage may be seen beaming from the
+walls of most tap-rooms in Germany and in those more or less German
+provinces which once formed, or should have formed, or still form, that
+political desideratum, the "Middle Kingdom." This is a case of _ex
+vocabulo fabula_. For Gambrivium is Cambray--the Cambray of the League and
+also of early brewing. And "Gambrinus" is either John the Victorious of
+Brabant, who fell in a tournament held at Bar-le-Duc on the occasion of
+the marriage of Henri, count of that country, with Eleanor, daughter of
+our King Edward I., or else--and more probably--it is Jean Sans-Peur of
+Burgundy, who, to ingratiate himself with his Flemish subjects, had a
+dollar coined, showing a wreath of hop-bine encircling his head--and also
+instituted the order of the _Houblon_, giving no little offence thereby to
+his loyal clergy. Not that there was anything at all heretical in his act.
+No; but the case was really much worse. For the clergy, it turned out, in
+those days had a vested interest in beer. That was in the fourteenth
+century, when the liquor was still generally brewed without hops, a
+mixture of aromatic herbs being used instead, which was in most cases
+supplied from episcopal forests. So it was in Brabant. The Bishop of Liége
+possessed virtually a monopoly of the trade in _gruyt_, and when Duke John
+favoured the cultivation of hops, the bishop's income suffered a serious
+diminution. Accordingly, his Eminence remonstrated--just as in our
+country, about 1400, and again in 1442, complaint was made to Parliament
+of the introduction of that "wicked weed, that would spoil the taste of
+drink and endanger the people." In the dioceses of Utrecht and Cologne it
+was just the same thing. The bishops fought hard for their _gruyt_ or
+_krüt_, using their crosiers as a defensive weapon, but had eventually to
+give in. From this it would appear that what King Gambrinus really did
+introduce was not beer, but the use in the brewing of it of hops, the
+ingredient over which that eminent saint, Abbess Hildegardis of
+Rupertusberg, had already pronounced her benediction. St. Hildegardis was
+a saint of unquestionable authority, having been specially recognised at
+the Council of Trèves as a prophetess by St. Bernard and Pope Eugenius IV.
+She recommended hops on the ground that, though "heating and drying," and
+productive of "a certain melancholy and sadness" (she must have been
+thinking of the effects next day), they possess the sovereign virtues of
+preventing noxious fermentation and also of preserving the beer. (Burton,
+in partial opposition to the saint, asserts that beer--hopped, of
+course--"hath an especial virtue _against_ melancholy, as our herbalists
+confess.") St. Hildegardis' opinion was given in the twelfth century. That
+was not by any means the earliest age of beer; for we find it referred to
+in history some centuries before. Whether the inhabitants of Chalcedon,
+when they shouted in derision after the Emperor Valens, "Sabajarius!
+Sabajarius!"--which has been translated, "drinker of beer"--really
+referred to beer, as we now understand it, must appear doubtful. In the
+same way, the reputed "beer" of the early Egyptians and Hebrews--alluded
+to by Xenophon, Herodotus, and other ancient writers--may or may not have
+been beer in our sense. But in the eighth century we find Charlemagne
+enjoining brewing in his dominions. In 862 we have Charles the Bald making
+to the monks of St. Denis a grant of ninety _boisseaux d'épeautre_ a year
+_pour faire de la cervoise_. In 1042 we have Henri I. conferring on the
+monks of Montreuil-sur-Marne the valuable right of brewing, and in 1268
+St. Louis laying down rules for the guidance of brewers in Paris. Paris
+was then, as it now is becoming again--I cannot say that I like the
+idea--a very "beery" place. Its brewers, even at a very remote time,
+formed a highly respected corporation, using as their insignia and
+trade-mark an image of the Holy Virgin--their patron saint--incongruously
+enough grouped together with Ceres, both being encircled by the
+legend:--_Bacchi Ceres aemula_. No modern Pope would allow such crossing
+of the two religions. Ceres was of course in olden time looked upon as the
+especial goddess of beer, made of barley, which was after her named
+_Cerevisia_. Juvenal mentions _Demetrius_ as its name, derived of course
+from Demeter. However, Fischart, a notable German poet, who lived in the
+sixteenth century, ascribes its invention to Bacchus, as an intended
+substitute for wine wherever there are no grapes. Modern Germany has
+produced a very pretty song, which represents Wine as a wonder-working
+nobleman, making a triumphal progress in grand style, clad in silk and
+gold, and Beer crossing his path as a sturdy but rather perky peasant, in
+a frieze jacket and top-boots, challenging him to a thaumaturgic tourney,
+as Jannes and Jambres challenged Moses. After an amusing little squabble
+the two make friends, and henceforth rule the world in joint sovereignty
+and happy unity. At Paris, in the reign of Charles V., we find the local
+brewers, twenty-one in number, so wealthy as to be able to pay a million
+_écus d'or_ for their licenses. Under Charles VI., beer had become a
+regulation drink at the French court, and we have our own Richard II.
+presenting the French king with a "_vaisseau à boire cervoise_." From this
+it may be inferred that the famous verselet--
+
+ Hops and turkeys, carps and beer,
+
+or, as some rigid Anglican has improved it--
+
+ Hops, reformation, bays, and beer
+ Came to England all in one year--
+
+to wit, the year 1525--is a little wrong in its date, and that beer was
+known earlier. After the date named, we know that it soon made its way
+into the highest circles. As proof of this we have the one shoe which
+Queen Bess carelessly left behind after that lunch, of which beer formed
+an item, with which she was regaled on her progress through Sussex, under
+the spreading oak still shown in that pretty village of Northiam--
+
+ O fair Norjem! thou dost far exceed
+ Beckley, Peasmarsh, Udimore, and Brede--
+
+which shoe may still be seen, by favour, in the private archæological
+collection at Brickwall House, in company with Accepted Frewen's
+toasting-fork.
+
+Saxon descent may have had much to do with the development of our own
+peculiar cerevisial taste--taste, that is, for beer with some body and a
+good strong flavour of malt. There can be no doubt that, compared with the
+produce of other countries, our beer is still the best--if only one's
+liver will stand it--the most tasty, the most nourishing--"meat, drink and
+cloth," as Sir John Linger puts it--beer which will occasionally "make a
+cat speak and a wise man dumb." The Saxons always had a liking for beer
+with something in it--not merely "strong water," as Sir Richard l'Estrange
+calls the small stuff. The ancient Teutons, we know, were all of them
+furious drinkers. Accordingly, not a few of the modern generation hold,
+with Luther's Elector of Saxony, that a custom of such very venerable
+antiquity ought not to be lightly abandoned. Tacitus writes that the
+Germans think it no shame to spend a whole day and night a-drinking. The
+Greek Emperor Nicephoras Phorcas told the ambassador of Emperor Otho that
+his master's soldiers had no other proficiency but in getting drunk.
+Rudolph of Hapsburgh grew vociferous over the discovery of good beer.
+"Walk in, walk in!" he shouted, standing at a tavern door in Erfurt,
+wholly oblivious of his imperial dignity; "there is excellent beer to be
+had inside." And "good King Wenceslas" of our Christmas carol--described
+as "good" nowhere else--was an habitual toper, and was "done" accordingly
+by the French at Rheims, where he thought more of the wine than of the
+treaty which he was negotiating. Henri Quatre would on no account marry a
+German wife. "Je croirais," he said, "toujours avoir un pot de vin auprès
+de moi." A modern writer, Charles Monselet, says that in Strassburg--in
+this respect a typically German town--"tout se ressent de la domination de
+la bière." Beer lends its colour to the faces of the inhabitants, to their
+hair, to their clothes; to the soil and the houses; and the very women
+seem nothing but "walking _chopes_." But the Saxons in particular--not the
+modern ones, but those of the North, some of whom found their way into
+England--always loved good stout nutritious drink, such as that to which
+the German composer Von Flotow ascribes our sturdy robustness:
+
+ Das ist das treffliche Elixir,
+ Das ist das kräftige Porterbier.
+
+Obsopæus says of the ancient Saxons:
+
+ Coctam Cererem potant _crassosque liquores_.
+
+And an old rhyme, still quoted with gusto, goes to this effect:
+
+ Ein echter Sachse wird, wie alle Völker sagen,
+ Nie schmal in Schultern sein, noch schlaffe Lenden tragen.
+ Fragt Einer, welches denn die Ursach' sei:
+ Er isset Speck und Wurst, und trinket _Mumm_ dabei.
+
+"Mumm" is our own good old "mum," about the meaning of which in an Act of
+Parliament there was recently some controversy, when even Mr. Gladstone
+did not quite know how to explain it. It is the good, thick, stout,
+nourishing beer--_nil spissius illo_--which makes blood and flesh, and
+gives strength--"vires præstat et augmentat carnem, generatque cruorem,"
+says the school of Salerno. Very presumably it is such beer as this, too,
+of which the unnamed witty poet quoted in Percy's "Reliques" writes:
+
+ nobilis ale-a
+ Efficit heroas dignamque heroe puellam.
+
+No doubt beer has had a good many nasty things said about it. The same
+school of Salerno lays it down that "crassos humores nutrit cerevisia,
+ventrem quoque mollit et inflat." It also affirms that ebriety resulting
+from beer is more hurtful than that produced by wine. But, notwithstanding
+this, it endorses the advice given by Matthew de Gradibus, which is, to
+drink it in preference to wine at the beginning of, or even throughout,
+meals, and above all things after any great exertion. "Cerevisia vero
+utpote crassior, et ad concoctionem pertinacior, non tam avide rapitur:
+quare ab ea potus in principio prandii vel coenae utilius inchoatur.
+Cerevisia humores etiam orificio stomachi insidentes abluit, et sitim, quæ
+ex nimia vini potatione timetur, praeterea et quamlibet aliam mendosam
+coercet ac reprimit." To say nothing of the censure pronounced by Crato,
+Henry of Avranches, and Wolfram von Eschenbach--that pillar of the Roman
+Church, Cardinal Chigi, charitably suggests that if beer had but a little
+sulphur added, it would become a right infernal drink. And Moscherosch,
+joking on the admixture of pitch with beer, common in his time--possibly
+copied from a similar practice applied to wine in the days of ancient
+Greece--speaks of "la bière poissée qui habitue au feu de l'enfer." "Pix
+intrantibus" used to be a familiar superscription placed for a joke over
+tavern doors. Then, again, we have Luther barely qualifying the old German
+rhyme--
+
+ Gott machte Gutes, Böses wir:
+ Er braute Wein, wir brauen Bier--
+
+by laying it down that "Vinum est donatio Dei, cerevisia traditio humana."
+And he went so far as to pronounce the leading brewer of his time "Pestis
+Germaniae." But this same Luther was himself a zealous beer-toper. He
+drank beer, it is on record, when plotting the Reformation with
+Melanchthon at Torgau. He called for _Bierseidel_ when Carlstadt came to
+the "Bear" at Jena to discuss with him the subject of consubstantiation.
+And the two divines used their pewters very freely by way of accentuating
+their theological arguments, and, towards the close of the sitting, even
+in substitution of them. Luther records with satisfaction, in his "Table
+Talk," that many presents reached him from France, Prussia, and Russia, of
+"wormwood-beer." And at Worms, where he was pleading the cause of the
+reformed faith before a hostile Diet, the one ray of comfort which
+pierced through the gloom of his imprisonment was the arrival,
+particularly mentioned in his letters, of a small cask of "Eimbeck" beer
+from one of the friendly princes. Like our modern M.P.'s annually
+exercised about the matter, the German reformer had a fervent zeal for the
+"purity of beer"--so fervent, that he actually threatened adulterating
+brewers with Divine wrath. He wrote these lines:
+
+ Am jüngsten Tage wird geschaut
+ Was jeder für ein Bier gebraut.
+
+On the other hand, Cardinal Chigi's Roman anathema is more than
+neutralised by any number of benedictions, expressed or implied, from holy
+men of his Church. There are the regulations of St. Louis, of St.
+Hildegardis, the enlisted interest of the Bishops of Cologne, Utrecht, and
+Liége, the patron-saintship of St. Amandus, St. Leonard, St. Adrian, and
+the Irish St. Florentius, and, moreover, the very close connection which
+from time immemorial monks and religious houses have maintained with
+brewing. In olden days they were the brewers _par excellence_. In Lorraine
+our English Benedictines of Dieulouard, who maintained themselves in their
+monastery near Pont-à-Mousson down to the time of the Revolution, long
+possessed an absolute monopoly of brewing, and were famed for their
+produce. And M. Reiber will have it that there are still in Germany, at
+the present day, _des congrégations de moines brasseurs_. Then there is
+St. Chrodegang, a near relative of Charlemagne, the great reformer of
+monastic orders, who particularly directed--and the rule is still
+observed--that monks should be allowed the option of either beer or wine.
+And sensible monks, a communicative Carthusian confided to me the other
+day, prefer good beer any day to bad wine.
+
+If, in face of all this, neither Romanists nor Protestants can say
+anything against beer, much less are Mussulmans in a position to do so.
+For Mahomet actually, though he expressly forbids wine, never says a word
+in prohibition of beer--thus leaving a convenient loophole to thirsty
+Mahommedans, of which French writers tell us that bibulous Algerians
+eagerly avail themselves.
+
+From all this it will be seen that, despite teetotal disparagement, beer
+comes before the world, so to speak, with very respectable credentials,
+entitling it to a fairly good reception. Brillat-Savarin, it is true,
+admits to its detriment that "l'eau est la seule boisson qui apaise
+véritablement la soif." But "l'eau," says another French writer, M.
+Reiber, "est la prose des liquides, l'alcool en est la poésie." Speaking
+more particularly of beer, among alcoholic drinks, M. Dubrunfaut writes:
+"La bière occupe incontestablement le premier rang parmi les boissons
+hygiéniques connues." And he goes on to say that among the beer-drinking
+nations one finds, as a rule, manly qualities most developed--as among the
+English, the Germans, the Dutch, the Belgians, and the Northern French.
+Brillat-Savarin only objects that beer makes people stout.
+
+Of course there is beer and beer. The wise doctors of Salerno very rightly
+gave particular attention to this subject--as well they might, for beer
+was adulterated in their days with no more scruple than it is in ours. The
+Minnesinger Marner, in the thirteenth century, bitterly complains that
+brewers make beer even without malt. There was no minnesinging to be done
+on such drink. Then there was the manufacture of the aroma. Before there
+were hops--and even after--people had a violent fancy for spices, the
+indulgence in which was carried to such a point that the Church, meeting
+in Council at Worms in 868, and at Trèves in 895, felt bound to take
+notice of the matter, and in a special canon laid down the rule that beer
+spiced after the manner then prevalent should be allowed, as a luxury,
+only on Sundays and saints' days. What those spices were may be gathered
+from the following recipe for making beer, which appears to have been
+first published at Strassburg (from early days a cerevisian city) in 1512,
+and which was twice re-issued, under special approbation--namely, in 1552
+and 1679. "To one pound of coloured 'sweet-root' (probably liquorice) add
+seven ounces of good cinnamon, four ounces of the best ginger, one ounce
+each of cloves, 'long' pepper, galanga, and nutmeg, half an ounce each of
+mace and of cardamom, and two ounces of genuine Italian saffron." Whatever
+might be added in the shape of malt, who would recognise in this decoction
+anything remotely worthy of the name of beer? It is of such stuff that
+Cardinal Chigi must have been thinking when he pronounced beer "infernal
+drink." For brewing beer the school of Salerno give the following good
+advice:
+
+ Non acidum sapiat cerevisia, sit bene clara.
+ Ex granis sit cocta bonis satis, ac veterata.
+
+It must not, above all things, be sour. For acidity "ventriculo inimica
+est. Acetus nervosas offendit partes." As the Germans have it--and they
+ought to know--
+
+ Ein böses Weib und sauer Bier
+ Behüt' der Himmel dich dafür!
+
+It should be clear, because "turbida impinguat, flatus gignit, atque
+brevem spiritum efficit." "Bene cocta" it should be, for "male cocta
+ventris inflationes, tormina et colicos cruciatos generat"--which Latin
+speaks for itself. As for good grain, the doctors appear to prefer a
+mixture of barley and oats. They allow either wheat, barley, or oats.
+Wheat, they say, makes the most nourishing beer, but heating and
+astringent. Barley alone makes the beer cold and dry. A mixture of barley
+and oats renders it less nourishing, but also lighter on the stomach, and
+less confining and distending. The Germans nowadays brew beer of every
+conceivable grain and no-grain, even potatoes. But according to the
+material so is the product. Lastly, say the doctors, beer, like wine,
+should be old, or you will feel the effects in your stomach.
+
+We cannot at the present period dissociate from beer the idea of hops. But
+it was comparatively late in history before hops were regarded as an
+indispensable ingredient. The Sclav nations are reported to have had them
+early; also the Mahommedans of the East. Haroun-al-Rashid's physician
+states that in his day they were given as medicine. In France, the first
+record of their cultivation is of the year 768, when Pepin le Bref gave
+some directions as to the hop-grounds belonging to the monastery of St.
+Denis. In Germany they are known to have been successfully cultivated
+about Magdeburg in 1070. We are supposed to have received them over here
+in 1525. In Alsace, beer-drinking country as it is, they were not
+cultivated till 1802. The soil being very suitable, they then made way
+with such rapidity that they soon crowded out completely madder and woad,
+which had previously been considered the most profitable crops--so
+profitable, that from the _coques de pastel_ (woad), which were looked
+upon as the emblem of prosperity and well-being, the Lauraguais, and
+indeed the whole country round Toulouse, came to be christened _le pays de
+Cocagne_. Hence our own word of "Cockaigne," about the derivation of which
+so many contradictory guesses have been made. It may be interesting to
+note that in Strassburg the bakers at one time used to put hops into their
+yeast, and that in some foreign countries the young shoots of the hop-bine
+furnish a favourite vegetable, dressed like asparagus.
+
+Drinking habits are of course by far the most developed in Germany, where
+beer has really become the object of a cult. Blessed with a healthy
+thirst, which made our own poet Owen exclaim--
+
+ Si latet in vino verum, ut proverbia dicunt,
+ Invenit verum Teuto, vel inveniet--
+
+the nation has seized upon beer as a second faith, "outside which there is
+no salvation." Fischart, indeed, in his verses bade people who _must_
+drink beer, and would not be satisfied with German wine, "go to
+Copenhagen; there they would find beer enough." Denmark truly was of
+old--we know from "Hamlet"--a grand country for drinking. But in respect
+of beer, in the present day, it is not "in it" with Germany. Tacitus wrote
+about German drinking. Emperor Charlemagne felt bound to pass a law
+against it. The earlier Popes, before consenting to crown a German
+emperor, exacted from him an affirmative reply to the standing question:
+"Vis sobrietatem cum Dei auxilio custodire?" Of the old Palsgraves it
+used to be said: "Potatores sub coelo non meliores;" and "bibere more
+palatino" became a byword. Maximilian I. felt called upon to pass
+stringent laws. In the sixteenth century Germany went by the name of "Die
+grossen Trinklande." And Luther, when resting from his _seidels_
+accompanying theological disputations, expressed a fear "lest this devil
+(of thirst) should go on tormenting Germany till the day of judgment." The
+modern Germans have remained true to the custom of their forefathers, and
+have developed it scientifically.
+
+ Um den Gerstensaft, geliebte Seelen,
+ Dreht sich unser ganzer Staat herum.
+
+The whole commonwealth literally "hinges" upon beer. The Emperor has drunk
+it as a student at Bonn, and presumably still drinks it--in moderation.
+The German Chancellor, instead of the parliamentary full-dress dinners
+customary among ourselves, invites the members of the Diet to
+"beer-evenings." If a learned professor discover a new bacillus or
+antidotal lymph; if an African traveller annex a new province; if a
+statesman attain his jubilee--there is but one form of public recognition
+for all varieties of merit and distinction, and that is a _biercommers_.
+No doubt the great extension of university education has a great deal to
+do with the spread of regulated beer-drinking. The learned classes set the
+tone, and the many follow it.
+
+ Cerevisiam bibunt homines, animalia cætera fontes.
+
+That has become the general motto. It sounds very filthy to hear of the
+astounding quantities of liquor consumed. But, in the first place, where
+much is drunk, it is only very light stuff. And, to make it less trying,
+the drinkers adopt the Socratic maxim of "small cups and many," by
+frothing the beer up incredibly. Altogether they follow good classical
+rules, which it is curious to trace, and which make their symposia rather
+interesting. Drinking is not the end, but only the natural means for
+attaining hilarity. And there is a good deal of rough geniality about it.
+Like the ancient Greeks, these organised drinkers fix a well-recognised
+[Greek: tropos tês poseôs]. They have their absolute ruler, the
+symposiarch, their accepted order of drinking, their proper scale of
+fines. And also, as in Greece, only too often drinking is not a voluntary
+act, but [Greek: anagkazesthai], and it is made to be [Greek: apneusti
+pinein]--drinking without taking breath. There is the [Greek: propinein
+philotêsias]--drinking to one another--which _must_ be answered. There are
+songs and jokes--though no _tæniæ_ and, fortunately, no kisses. And the
+small cups are duly followed up with the large horns, the [Greek: kerata],
+and the huge vessels which the Greeks called [Greek: phreata]. Nay, these
+modern classics even imitate the Greeks in respect of the [Greek: hales
+kai kyminon]. For in many places the well-salted and carawayed [Greek:
+epipasta] forms a standing accompaniment to the liquor. And next day, if
+they are a trifle "foxed," they copy the Greeks in [Greek: kraipalên
+kraipalê exelaunein], or, as Sir John Linger calls it in better
+"understanded" language, they take "a hair of the same dog," with a
+pickled herring covered with raw onions for a companion, which is supposed
+to set all things right. There are beer-courts to adjudge upon disputes,
+there are indeterminate beer-minutes to settle the time--everything is
+"beer." In all this joking there is no harm. As little harm is _meant_ to
+be in the _missoe cerevisiales_ which tradition has handed down from the
+time when monks were both the greatest brewers and also the greatest
+drinkers, and, probably, in their refectories and misericords made as much
+fun of the service over their cups as do now--or did until lately--German
+students. There is the genuine chanting of versicles and responses, but
+the words have reference to beer. This practice, I am glad to say, is now
+very much on the decline.
+
+All this is scarcely surprising. We all knew it of the Germans long ago.
+But it is a little strange to find France once more--few people know about
+the first time--taking her place among beer-drinking countries and placing
+the _honestas chopinandi_ among the precepts of the modern decalogue. The
+French are good enough to explain that they do this, not for their own
+gratification, but as a public service, as "saviours of society," to
+"rendre les moeurs gambrinales plus aimables." That may be. But the fact
+remains, that the annual consumption of beer per head of the population in
+France has now risen to 21 litres (about 14 quarts), which on the top of
+119 litres of wine (however light), 20 litres of cider, and 4 litres of
+spirits, is a respectable allowance enough. For Germany the figures are
+said to be--93 litres of beer, 6 of wine, and 10 of spirits--and such
+spirits! France brews every year more than eight millions of hectolitres
+of beer, and consumes considerably more. To do this, of course it must
+import from abroad. And very rightly too, I should say. For though French
+beer may no longer deserve the description given of it by the Emperor
+Julian, who condemned it as "smelling strongly of the goat," there is
+still little enough that is really good. And it is drunk out of such tiny
+thimbles! I suspect that there is a dodge in this. The "bocks" have grown
+smaller and smaller, till in some places they are mere tea-cups. But then
+out come the _restaurateurs_ with their old disused "bocks," now
+re-christened _bocks sérieux_, and charge double price. That promises to
+make France a real brewers' paradise. But, large glasses or small, there
+is something about the beer which you must first get used to. Accordingly,
+many of those gorgeous _brasseries_, of genuinely German type, which seem
+so out of place in the Paris boulevards, are supplied, not from
+Tantonville or Xertigny, but from Munich or Vienna, or else from
+Strassburg. For, of course, the attachment which Frenchmen feel for their
+lost provinces had a great deal to do with their new departure in the way
+of a liking for beer. France, as it happens, owes some reparation to
+Strassburg, and more particularly to its brewers. For at various times it
+has treated the latter most unkindly. In the first place, the Second
+Empire unmercifully hastened on the hour of "Bruce," making it eleven
+"sharp," instead of the quarter past which had been previously allowed.
+This threatens never to be forgotten or forgiven. In the second place, the
+First Republic, though it honoured hops by assigning to them, in the place
+of the calendar saint, St. Omer, the patronship of the 9th of September,
+inflicted a very grievous injury when, in the _An II._ of its era, its
+_tribunal révolutionnaire_ imposed a fine of 255,000 livres upon the
+brewing trade, as is stated in the official _Livre Bleu_, "pour les abus
+qu'ils ont pu se permettre sur leur comestibilité." The mulct is explained
+in this wise:--"Considérant que la soif de l'or a constamment guidé les
+brasseurs, il les condamne à deux cents cinquante-cinq mille livres
+d'amende, qu'ils doivent payer dans trois jours, sous peine d'être
+déclarés rebelles à la loi et de voir leurs biens confisqués." There is no
+talk of "compensation," as among ourselves. To be sure, the bakers, with
+nothing against them--except it be on the score of weight--fared worse.
+For they were declared _hostes generis humani_, and fined 300,000 livres.
+The brewers really paid only 188,000 livres. But that was considered heavy
+enough. In spite of this imposition, the brewing trade in Strassburg has
+made tremendous strides, and continues flourishing. And very much more
+beer is now consumed in the city than wine. For 1878 the figures were:
+121,345 hectolitres of beer and 36,583 of wine. Paris in 1881 consumed
+300,000 hectolitres of beer; in 1853 only 7,000 and in 1864 still only
+40,000 hectolitres. (All this beer-drinking, it will be seen, dates from
+1870.) In Paris, in spite of protection, the brewing interest appears to
+find foreign competition rather formidable. At the time of the first
+revolution, a French general (Santerre), with the assistance of government
+subsidies, tried very hard to oust us from the market by brewing "ale" and
+"porter." This earned the veteran the nickname of "Le Général Mousseux."
+But the speculation did not pay, and had to be abandoned. Having become so
+popular, beer has, of course, found many fervid apologists in France. "La
+bière fait en ce moment le tour du monde. Mieux que tous les raisonnements
+et quoi qu'en disent les esprits chagrins, sa vogue prouve que la boisson
+en houblon est utile, que l'humanité l'apprécie et en a besoin." So says
+M. Reiber. "La bonne bière n'est pas une boisson malsaine; elle est
+tonique et nourrissante." So says Dr. Tourdes.
+
+But really this is nothing new. Old inscriptions, dating from the
+Gallo-Roman era, show that Pliny was correct in setting down, at his
+period, the Gauls as a largely beer-drinking race. They had earthenware
+beer-pots, some of which have been exhumed, bearing the inscription,
+"Cerevisariis felicitas!" An old Gallo-Roman flagon is preserved in Paris,
+on which is engraved--"Hospita reple lagenam cervisia!" The oldest
+beer-song extant is Old-French, dating from the thirteenth century. It is
+as follows:
+
+ LETABUNDUS
+ Or hi purra;
+ La _cerveyse_ nos chauntera
+ Alleluia!
+ Qui que aukes en beyt
+ Si tel seyt comme estre doit
+ Res miranda.
+
+The prohibition which Charlemagne issued against keeping St. Stephen's Day
+too zealously by the consumption of beer and wine, applied to France no
+less than to Germany. The French were, in truth, great respecters of
+saints' days in a bibulous way. St. Martin's Day was with them a favourite
+occasion for drinking. Hence _martiner_ still currently signifies drinking
+more than one ought. Another suggestive popular term is "Boire comme un
+Templier." France then has really only returned to her _premier amour_.
+But in doing so she has set upon it a seal of domination, which is
+significant, as meaning that it is not likely to be readily surrendered.
+
+No doubt beer, having held its own so long, though much assailed, will
+still continue to maintain its position. There is too much of human nature
+in man to admit of its being effectually proscribed. "Abusus non tollit
+usum." The same school of Salerno which praises beer as a wholesome drink
+adds this wise proviso:--"Hic unicum de cervisiæ usu præceptum traditur:
+nempe ut modice sumatur, neque ea stomachus prægravetur vel ebrietas
+concilietur." Sebastian Brant writes in old German:
+
+ Eyn Narr muosz vil gesoffen han,
+ Eyn Wyser maesslich drincken kann.
+
+There is great virtue in the _modice sumatur_. The wine-trade has passed
+through a similar change. Though four-bottle men have died out, the
+wine-trade is doing better than it did in olden days. So it will probably
+be with beer. However temperance advocates may regret it, it is not to be
+got rid of by railing. In truth it is now indeed making _le tour du
+monde_. And, unless mankind changes its character altogether, it will
+probably go on drinking--more or less _modice_--to the end of the chapter,
+a beverage which stands commended by so exemplary a Father of the Church
+as the whilom Bishop of Bath and Wells, Polydore Virgil, who pronounces it
+
+ Potus tum salubris tum jucundus.
+
+
+
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[1] Blackwood's Magazine, August, 1894.
+
+[2] The church encloses, in addition to one of the "true" pebbles with
+which was stoned, says M. Bellot-Herment, the chronicler of Bar, "_St
+Etienne, curé de Gamaliel, bourg du diocèse de Jerusalem_," that boldly
+original sculpture from the chisel of the great Lorrain artist, Ligier
+Richier, whom we so undeservedly ignore, the famous "_Squelette_"--the
+mere name of which frightened Dibdin away, as he himself relates. Durival
+terms this sculpture "_une affreuse beauté_"--but "_beauté_" it
+undoubtedly is.
+
+[3] Patriotic Frenchmen derive this name from the Latin _fascinatio_. But
+quite evidently it is a gallicised form of the German _fastnacht_, which
+in Alsace is pronounced _fàsenacht_, or very nearly _fàsenocht_; in a
+French mouth it would naturally become _faschinottes_.
+
+[4] Blackwood's Magazine, June, 1891.
+
+[5] National Review, February, 1892.
+
+[6] Gentleman's Magazine, February, 1893.
+
+[7] See the _Memoirs of the Family of Taaffe_, p. 13.
+
+[8] Westminster Review, May, 1892.
+
+[9] National Review, May, 1892.
+
+[10] Gentleman's Magazine, February, 1894.
+
+[11] The "English" student who took the second prize on the occasion must,
+I think, have been Edmund Arnold. At any rate, I can discover no other
+English name on the register. English students were still few in those
+days.
+
+[12] Gentleman's Magazine, March, 1891.
+
+
+
+
+Transcriber's Notes:
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+Passages in italics are indicated by _italics_.
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+Superscripted characters are indicated by {superscript}.
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+The original text contains letters with diacritical marks that are not
+represented in this text version.
+
+The original text includes Greek characters. For this text version these
+letters have been replaced with transliterations.
+
+
+
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+<h1>ODD BITS OF HISTORY.</h1>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="huge">ODD BITS OF HISTORY</span><br />
+<small>BEING</small><br />
+<span class="large"><i>SHORT CHAPTERS INTENDED TO FILL SOME BLANKS</i></span></p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center"><small>BY</small><br />
+<span class="large">HENRY W. WOLFF</span></p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center">LONDON<br />
+LONGMANS, GREEN &amp; Co.<br />
+<span class="smcaplc">AND</span> NEW-YORK: 15 EAST 16th STREET<br />
+1894.</p>
+<p class="center"><i>(All rights reserved.)</i></p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<h2>PREFACE.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The chapters composing this book appeared originally in the shape of
+review articles. I owe acknowledgments to the Editors of <i>Blackwood's
+Magazine</i>, the <i>National Review</i> and the <i>Gentleman's Magazine</i> for the
+permission kindly accorded me to republish them.</p>
+
+<p>To my regret I find, on receiving the clean sheets, that pressure of time
+and a rather troublesome nervous affection of one eye have led me to
+overlook a few printer's errors, such as: p. 70, <i>occassion</i> for
+<i>occasion</i>; p. 137, <i>Fuensaldana</i> for <i>Fuensalda&ntilde;a</i>; p. 253, <i>Nicephoras
+Phorcas</i> for <i>Nicephorus Phocas</i>; p. 267, <i>Polydore Virgil</i> for <i>Polydore
+Vergil</i>. The misprints will in every instance, I believe, explain
+themselves.</p>
+
+<p><span style="margin-left: 4em;">H. W. W.</span></p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p class="title">CONTENTS.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td><small>CHAPTER</small></td><td>&nbsp;</td><td align="right"><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">I.</td>
+ <td>THE PRETENDER AT BAR-LE-DUC</td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_1">1</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">II.</td>
+ <td>RICHARD DE LA POLE, "WHITE ROSE"</td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_58">58</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">III.</td>
+ <td>THE EARLY ANCESTORS OF OUR QUEEN</td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_91">91</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">IV.</td>
+ <td>ABOUT A PORTRAIT AT WINDSOR</td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_120">120</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">V.</td>
+ <td>THE REMNANT OF A GREAT RACE</td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_145">145</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">VI.</td>
+ <td>VOLTAIRE AND KING STANISLAS</td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_181">181</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">VII.</td>
+ <td>THE PRINCE CONSORT'S UNIVERSITY DAYS</td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_219">219</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">VIII.</td>
+ <td>SOMETHING ABOUT BEER</td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_148">248</a></td></tr></table>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
+<h2>I.&mdash;THE PRETENDER AT BAR-LE-DUC.<a name='fna_1' id='fna_1' href='#f_1'><small>[1]</small></a></h2>
+
+
+<p>"The Pretender Charles Edward resided here three years in a house which is
+still pointed out." So you may read in "Murray," under the head of
+"Bar-le-Duc." The information, which is apt to suggest inquiry to those
+who, like myself, are fond of picking up a little bit of neglected history
+on their travels, is, as it happens, not altogether accurate. For, in the
+first place, the "Pretender" who "resided" at Bar was not "Charles Edward"
+at all&mdash;<i>could</i> not have been "Charles Edward," who was not born till five
+years after the Pretender who <i>did</i> reside there had left. In the second,
+so little is "the house still pointed out" that, on my first visit to Bar,
+in August, 1890, I could actually not find a soul to give me even the
+vaguest information as to its whereabouts. Even mine hostess of the
+"Cygne," in whose stables, I afterwards discovered,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span> some of the
+Pretender's horses had been put up, had never heard of our political
+exile. "<i>Cela doit &ecirc;tre dans la Haute Ville</i>"&mdash;"<i>Cela doit &ecirc;tre dans la
+Basse Ville</i>"&mdash;"<i>Eh bien, moi je n'en sais rien</i>." Why should they know
+about the Pretender? There were no thanks, surely, due to him. While in
+the town, he had given himself intolerable airs, had put the town to no
+end of expense and all manner of trouble, and in the end had slunk away
+without so much as a word of thanks or farewell, leaving a heavy score of
+debts to be paid&mdash;and, up in a cottage perched on the very brow of the
+picturesque hill&mdash;for which some one else had to pay the rent&mdash;one pretty
+little Barisienne disconsolate, betrayed, disgraced. There was, in fact,
+but one man belonging to the town who had taken the trouble to trace the
+house from the description given in the local archives&mdash;a description,
+indeed, exact enough&mdash;M. Vladimir Konarski, and he was away on his
+holiday. There was nothing, then, for me to do, but to go home with an
+empty note-book, <i>quoad</i> Bar, and return in 1891 to resume my inquiry.</p>
+
+<p>Even to us Englishmen the first Pretender is not a particularly attractive
+personage. But he is a historical character. And about his doings at Bar
+thus far very little has been made known. With the help of M. Konarski's
+notes, of the local archives, freely placed at my disposal by the kindness
+of M. A. Jacob, of the manuscripts in the <i>Archives Nationales</i>, in the
+Archives of Nancy and in the Foreign Office at Paris, of the Stuart MSS.
+in London, and of other neglected sources of information, as well as some
+rather minute local research, I have managed to gather together
+sufficient<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span> historical crumbs to make up a fairly substantial loaf&mdash;all
+the information on the subject, I suppose, that is to be got. And, at any
+rate, as a secondary side-chapter to our national history at an important
+epoch, perhaps the account which within the limits of a magazine article I
+shall be able to give, may prove of passing interest to more besides those
+staunch surviving Jacobites who still from time to time "play at treason"
+in out-of-the-way places.</p>
+
+<p>What sent the Pretender to Bar every schoolboy knows. We had fought with
+France and were, in 1713, about to conclude peace. Our court had, as a
+Stuart MS. in Paris puts it, showed itself extremely "<i>chatouilleuse et
+susceptible</i>" with respect to the countenance given at Versailles to
+James, and to his residence in France&mdash;where he seemed to us perpetually
+on the spring for mischief. Louis XIV., we were aware, had expressed his
+desire to render to the Pretender's family "<i>de plus grands et plus
+heureux services</i>" than he had yet been able to give. And so, very
+naturally, before engaging to suspend hostilities, we insisted that James
+should be turned out of France. Once we were about it, we might as well
+have asked a little more, and pressed for his removal to a farther
+distance from our shores. Considering all the commotion which afterwards
+arose upon this point, how Queen Anne was periodically pestered with
+addresses calling upon her to demand his removal, one might have thought
+that so much forethought might have been exercised. However, the idea
+seems never to have suggested itself to our wise statesmen at the proper
+time. On the contrary, the one thing which in 1712 and 1713 they<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span> appeared
+eager for was, that James should <i>not</i> be allowed to settle in
+"papistical" Italy&mdash;the very country into which afterwards, just <i>because</i>
+it was papistical, so M. de Robethon's official letters admit in the
+plainest terms, the Court of Hanover was extremely anxious to see its
+enemy decoyed. If he would but go to Rome, that would be best of all. For
+it would do for him entirely at home, M. de Robethon thinks. However, in
+1713 we took a different view, and, as Lorraine lay particularly handy and
+convenient, from the French point of view&mdash;being near, and though
+nominally an independent duchy, entirely under French influence&mdash;to
+Lorraine James was sent. There was some talk of his going to Nancy. He
+himself did not at first fancy Bar-le-Duc. He feared that he might find it
+slow. The French king believed that in a large town like Nancy, which had
+still some poor remnants of its once famous fortifications left, he would
+be safer. And when Duke Leopold had gone to all the trouble of putting the
+half-dilapidated ch&acirc;teau of Bar into habitable order, taking to it the
+pick of his own furniture from the palace at Nancy, and embarking in
+additional large purchases&mdash;in order to make James thoroughly comfortable,
+as Louis had told him that he must&mdash;he not unnaturally became, as the
+French envoy M. d'Audriffet reports, "<i>fort agit&eacute;</i>," on being unexpectedly
+advised that after all the Chevalier was to go elsewhere. "Very well,"
+said he in high dudgeon, "I will take back all my furniture. But I wash my
+hands of the whole business. At Bar I could have answered for the
+Chevalier's safety within reasonable limits. At Nancy the king will have
+to see to it himself. That is a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span> 'neutral' town, and every dangerous
+character from any part of Europe&mdash;cut-throat, assassin, Hanoverian
+emissary&mdash;has access to it. You will have to watch every stranger, to keep
+the exile perpetually under lock and key, to give him a large escort every
+time he leaves the town. To mark my refusal of all responsibility, I shall
+at once withdraw my little garrison of a company of guards from the
+place"&mdash;a brilliant little troop, decked out gaily in scarlet-and-silver.
+James, who was at the time at Ch&acirc;lons, awaiting the king's
+pleasure&mdash;waiting also for a passport and safe conduct (a most important
+requisite in those days)&mdash;and waiting, not least, for money, of which he
+was chronically, and at that moment most acutely, in want&mdash;his mother says
+that he had none at all&mdash;did not relish the idea of so much restraint and
+danger. So he begged Louis to change his mind back again, and to allow him
+after all to go to Bar. And Louis, having put poor Leopold to more
+trouble&mdash;for he had at once set eighty men at work at Nancy, turning his
+palace, "<i>pill&eacute;, d&eacute;grad&eacute;, n&eacute;glig&eacute;</i>" that it was, to rights&mdash;coolly has
+Leopold informed that his first choice is again to hold good, with not a
+word of regret added to sweeten the pill, except it be, that all the
+trouble incurred "<i>sera bientost repar&eacute;</i>." Later, James found the air at
+Bar "<i>trop vif</i>" and accordingly thought of moving to Saint Mihiel. After
+that, his courtiers hoped that he would prevail upon the Duke to lend him
+his rather magnificent palace of Einville, near Lun&eacute;ville. And in one of
+the despatches it is shown that their suspicion that Lord Middleton was
+opposing this proposal was one of the reasons why they so very much
+disliked him. But,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span> after all, with the interruptions caused by very
+frequent, and often prolonged, visits to Lun&eacute;ville, to Commercy, and to
+Nancy&mdash;as well as to Plombi&egrave;res, and one or two sly expeditions to Paris
+and St Germains&mdash;in the interesting and picturesque little capital of the
+Barrois, washed by the foaming Ornain, did the Chevalier remain, hatching
+schemes, writing despatches to the Pope, <i>qu&acirc;</i> king, moreover making love
+to his nameless fair one, and beguiling the time with the games of the
+period, until the <i>Fata Morgana</i> of rather hoped for than anticipated
+success lured him on that unhappy expedition into Scotland.</p>
+
+<p>James tries to make a serious hardship of his "exile" at Bar. But he
+might, without much trouble, have fixed upon a very much worse spot. Bar
+was not in his day the important town that it had been. The resident
+dukes, with their courts and knighthood, their tourneys and banquets, and
+all the pageantry of the days of early chivalry, had passed away. The
+famous University of de Tholozan, highly praised by Jodocus Sincerus, had
+likewise disappeared. Nor was the town anything like as accessible as it
+is now. There was no railway leading to it, no Rhine-Marne
+Canal&mdash;beautifying the scene wherever it passes&mdash;to carry life and
+business into the place. The roads were simply execrable. The surrounding
+woods swarmed with brigands, outlaws, and other bad characters, whom
+special <i>chasse-coquins</i> were retained to keep in awe. Whenever "His
+Majesty" moved from one place to another, the forest-roads had to be
+literally lined with troops to ensure his safety. But all this was no
+drawback peculiar to Bar. The entire duchy of Lorraine was suffering from<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span>
+the same trouble&mdash;the after-effect of French ravages and French
+occupation. Leave that out of account, and Bar must have been attractive
+enough. Its situation is remarkably picturesque. The castle-hill rises up
+steeply, all but isolated from the surrounding heights, above the smiling
+valley of the Ornain, with delightfully green and tempting side-valleys
+curling around it, like natural fosses, on either side. The view of the
+long, bright green stretch of meadows bordering the river; the laughing
+gardens, full of flowers and shrubs; the luxuriant fruit-trees and hedges;
+the half-archaic-looking streets, venerable with their churches and
+monasteries, and the eleven old turreted gates, as they were then; the
+soft, rounded <i>c&ocirc;tes</i>, covered with clustering vines, but looking at a
+distance as if carpeted with velvety lawn; the picturesque range of hills
+on the opposite bank, contoured into a telling sky-line; the dark forests
+of richly varied foliage, and the charming "hangers" which drop down
+gracefully here and there, with pleasingly effective irregularity, into
+the plain; the pretty little cottage plots, bright with flowers, shady
+with overhanging trees, which then as now lined that useful <i>Canal
+Urbain</i>; and the peculiarly engaging perspective of the landscape
+spreading out right and left&mdash;all this combines to form a truly
+fascinating picture. The view of the castle-hill from below is no less
+pleasing. In James's day the hill was still crowned with the old historic
+castle, built in the tenth century, but embodying in its masonry the
+remains of the much more ancient structure in which Child&eacute;ric I. had, like
+the Stuart prince, found a welcome refuge&mdash;the castle in which Francis of
+Guise was born, who drove us out of Calais&mdash;the castle<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span> in which Mary
+Queen of Scots, bright with youthful beauty, and radiant with happiness,
+delighted with her cheering presence the gay Court of her cousin and
+playmate, Charles III., fresh to his ducal coronet, as she was to the
+second crown which decked her head&mdash;for she was newly married to Francis
+II., newly crowned Queen of France at Rheims. The daughter of Marie de
+Lorraine, brought up in Lorrain Cond&eacute;, she reckoned herself a Lorraine
+princess, and as a Lorraine princess the Lorrains have ever regarded, and
+idolised, her. To the memory of this unhappy queen, round which time had
+gathered a bright halo of romance, not least was due that hearty welcome
+which the Lorrains readily extended to her exiled kinsman. Most
+picturesque must the castle have been in olden days, when those seventeen
+medieval towers (removed by order of Louis XIV. in 1670) still stood round
+about it like sturdy sentries, each laden with historic memories. Even now
+the view of the hill is pleasing enough&mdash;with its winding roads, its steep
+steps, its antique clock-tower, its terraced gardens and rambling lanes,
+with that rather imposing convent-school raising its walls perpendicularly
+many storeys high, the quaint church of St Peter<a name='fna_2' id='fna_2' href='#f_2'><small>[2]</small></a> topping the southern
+summit with its tower flattened to resist the wind, with those
+delightfully green and shady P&acirc;quis<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span> just beyond, densely wooded with
+trees, including the two largest elms in France&mdash;the P&acirc;quis which, with
+their <i>paslemaile</i>, formed the favourite resort of James while at Bar, and
+in the shady seclusion of which he spun his web of deceiving flattery
+round the guileless heart of the girl whom he betrayed. Only to please
+him, we read in the archives, it was that the town council put up benches
+in that shade, which cost the town nine livres.</p>
+
+<p>At James's time Bar was still a rather considerable provincial capital,
+the <i>chef-lieu</i> of the largest <i>bailliage</i> in Lorraine. And in that little
+"West End" of the <i>Haute Ville</i>, where a cluster of Louis-Quatorze houses
+still stand in decayed grandeur, to recall past fashionableness, the
+nobility of the little Barrois, locally always a powerful and influential
+body&mdash;the Bassompierres, the Haraucourts, the Lenoncourts, the
+Stainvilles, the Rom&eacute;courts&mdash;had their town houses, and there also dwelt
+the pick of the bureaucracy, all ready to pay their court to the Stuart
+"king," to whom even the French envoy reckoned it "an honour" to be
+introduced. The town had its own municipal government&mdash;at one time with
+its own <i>clerg&eacute;</i>, <i>noblesse</i>, and <i>tiers &eacute;tat</i>; in James's day still with
+its <i>syndic</i>, to represent the Crown, its elected <i>mayeur</i>, <i>Ma&icirc;tre des
+Comptes</i>, so many <i>eschargeots</i>, <i>esvardeurs</i>, <i>gouverneurs de
+carrefours</i>, and so on. It had a wall all round with no fewer than eleven
+gates. When James was there, Bar was famed throughout France and Lorraine
+for its peculiarly "elegant" <i>poign&eacute;es d'&eacute;p&eacute;e</i> (sword-hilts) and other
+cutlery. Corneille tells us that the whole street of Entre Deux Ponts was
+full of cutlers' shops, and no visitor ever came to the place but he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span> must
+carry off at least one sword-hilt as a keepsake. The town already
+manufactured its famous <i>drag&eacute;es</i> and <i>confitures</i>, and pressed that same
+sour wine which "Murray" will have it&mdash;on what ground I know
+not&mdash;"resembles champagne," and which then was appreciated as a delicacy.
+The sanitary arrangements were not perfect. The <i>Canal Urbain</i>
+occasionally overflowed its banks and swamped the entire Rue des Tanneurs,
+in which the Pretender's house was situated. And, together with the rest
+of Bar and Lorraine, the town was still a little bit destitute after the
+havoc wrought by French and Swedes, Croats and Germans, <i>Cravates</i> (local
+brigands) and Champenois peasants, and all that "omnium bipedum
+sceleratissima colluvies," which had again and again overrun the duchy,
+robbing, burning, pillaging, violating, desecrating, torturing, exacting,
+and sucking the country dry to the very bone. Of all the world "only
+Jerusalem" had experienced worse horrors, so a pious Lorrain chronicler
+affirms. Oh, how the Lorrains of that day&mdash;and long after&mdash;hated and
+detested the French! When in November, 1714, those habitual invaders at
+length evacuated Nancy, the mob dressed up a straw figure in a French
+uniform, and led it forth amid jeers and execrations to an <i>auto-da-f&eacute;</i>.
+Even after annexation, a Nancy housewife declared herself most grossly
+"insulted" by a French officer, who simply explained the benefits which he
+thought that annexation must bring with it, and in anger she threw the
+<i>friture</i>, just frizzling in her pan, straight in his face.</p>
+
+<p>Lorraine had been sadly afflicted indeed with long years of warfare. But
+in 1713 things were beginning to mend. Leopold, restored by the Treaty of
+Ryswick to his duchy&mdash;in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span> which, as duke, his father had never set
+foot&mdash;had been on the throne getting on for sixteen years. And what with
+the excellent counsels of that best of Chancellors, Irish Earl
+Carlingford, and his own intuitive judgment and enlightened and paternal
+despotism, Lorraine was becoming populous and prosperous, happy and
+contented, once more. Leopold earned himself a name for a shrewd and
+prudent ruler. His brother-in-law, Philip of Orleans (the Regent), said of
+him, that of all rulers of Europe he did not know one who was his superior
+"<i>en exp&eacute;rience, en sagesse, et en politique</i>." And Voltaire has
+immortalised his virtues by saying: "<i>Il est &agrave; souhaiter que la derni&egrave;re
+post&eacute;rit&eacute; apprenne qu'un des plus petits souverains de l'Europe a &eacute;t&eacute;
+celui qui fit le plus de bien &agrave; son peuple</i>." In fact, he was the very
+ruler whom Lorraine at that juncture wanted. Autocratic he was, and vain,
+and self-important, notwithstanding the homely <i>bourgeoisie</i> of his
+manner. But he knew exactly where the shoe pinched, and how to devise a
+remedy. He it was who first conceived the idea, which has helped to make
+France prosperous, of a wide network of canals. He it was, who, in 1724,
+set Europe an example, which at the time made him famous, of covering his
+country with a network of model roads. And though he again and again
+proposed, for the benefit of his own family, to "swap" poor little
+Lorraine&mdash;for the Milanais, for a bit of the Low Countries, or for other
+valuable possessions&mdash;while he was duke, he managed to make himself
+popular, and he was resolved to do his duty. "<i>Je quitterais demain ma
+souverainet&eacute; si je ne pouvais faire du bien</i>," so he said. Under his
+father, that <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>brilliant general, Charles V., he had given proof of his
+pluck and prowess at Temeswar, of his military ability before Ebersburg.
+But in Lorraine, he knew, the one thing needful was peace. And with a
+dogged determination which was bound to overcome all difficulties, though
+the stars in their courses seemed to be fighting against him, that peace
+he managed to maintain, in the midst of a raging sea of war all round,
+which had drawn all neighbouring countries into its whirl. He did it&mdash;it
+is worth recording, because it materially affected James's position at his
+Court&mdash;by as adroit balancing between the two great belligerent Powers of
+the Continent as ever diplomatist managed to achieve. Born and bred in
+Austria, allied to the Imperial family by the closest ties of blood&mdash;his
+mother was an archduchess&mdash;trained in Austrian etiquette, an officer in
+the Austrian army, beholden to Austria for many past favours&mdash;and keenly
+alive to the fact that for any favours which might yet be to come he must
+look exclusively to the Court of Vienna&mdash;in his leanings and
+prepossessions he was entirely Austrian. But under his father and
+great-uncle history had taught his country the severe lesson, that without
+observing the best, though they be the most obsequious, relations towards
+France, at whose mercy the country lay, no Lorraine was possible.
+Accordingly, almost Leopold's very first act as Duke was to send M. de
+Couvange to Paris, to solicit on his behalf the hand of "Mademoiselle,"
+the Princess of Orleans. Her hand was gladly accorded. There was a
+tradition&mdash;with a very obvious object&mdash;at Paris in favour of Lorrain
+marriages. This was the thirty-third, and there remained a thirty-fourth
+to conclude&mdash;the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span> ill-starred marriage of Marie Antoinette. King James II.
+and his Queen attended the wedding at Fontainebleau, and Elizabeth
+Charlotte became one of the best of wives, and best and most popular of
+Lorraine duchesses, bearing her husband no less than fourteen children.
+Balancing between Austria and France, maintaining his private relations
+with the one, giving way in everything to the other, was Leopold's prudent
+maxim throughout his reign. So long as he adhered to that he felt himself
+safe. Whenever he departed from it, he found himself getting into
+mischief.</p>
+
+<p>Leopold has been much abused by our writers and politicians, as if he had
+been a deliberate anti-English plotter and Jacobite accomplice. It is but
+fair to him to explain why he afforded our Pretender such liberal
+hospitality. The real fact is, that he could not help himself. He was
+bound to. France demanded it, and he <i>could not</i> refuse&mdash;nor yet refuse to
+make his hospitality generous and lavish. There was the additional
+attraction, indeed, of a show of importance, of a little implication in
+diplomatic negotiations and playing a part in European high politics,
+which to Leopold must have been strongly seductive. A good deal is also
+said about religious motives, the suggestion of which must have helped
+Leopold equally with the Curia and the Imperial Court, with both of whom
+he was anxious to stand well. The Pope&mdash;it is true, under pressure from
+James&mdash;subsequently thanked Leopold in a special brief, "<i>ample et bien
+exprim&eacute;</i>," for the proof of attachment which he had rendered to the Church
+by his reception of the English Pretender, the emblem to all Europe of the
+Church of Rome under persecution. Leopold<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span> was an exceptionally devout
+Roman Catholic. He heard mass religiously every day, spent an hour in
+prayer after dinner, and "adored the Sacrament" every evening. He had
+revived Charles III.'s stringent provisions against Protestants,
+interdicting all public worship and, in theory at any rate, declaring
+Protestantism a crime deserving of hanging. In his excessive zeal he would
+not even allow the Cistercian monks of Beaupr&eacute; to retain in their service
+a Protestant shepherd, though they pleaded hard that he was the best
+shepherd whom they had ever had. So zealous a believer was of course a man
+after the very heart of the widow and son of that "<i>fort bon homme</i>," as
+Archbishop Le Tellier scoffingly termed James II., who had "sacrificed
+three kingdoms for a mass." To himself, on the other hand, it seemed
+something of a sacred act to open his house to the "Woman persecuted by
+the dragon." However, all this was but as dust in the balance by the side
+of the compelling necessity of French dictation, doubly compelling at that
+particular period. For Leopold had of late been playing his own little
+game. Things had gone against France in the field, and he had put his
+money on the other horse. He was always after a fashion a gambling and
+speculative ruler, willing to stake almost his very existence on the
+<i>roulette</i> of high politics. At that moment he was flattering himself with
+hopes that the Congress of Utrecht would do something for him. Both
+Austria and England had privately promised&mdash;at least some of their
+statesmen had&mdash;that he was to have a seat at the Congress table. That
+would add immensely to his dignity and prestige. Then he was to have a
+slice of the Low Countries.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span> To ensure this result, he was "casting his
+bread upon the waters" with a vengeance&mdash;spending money wholesale, bribing
+English, and Dutch, and Austrian statesmen with the most profuse
+generosity&mdash;more particularly Marlborough, in whom he appears to have
+retained a belief throughout, who most faithlessly "sold" him, and who
+cost him a fortune. At the very time here spoken of our great general had
+been favoured with a fresh mark of favour from Leopold&mdash;a magnificent
+<i>carosse</i>, horsed with six splendid dapple-greys (Leopold was a great
+horse-fancier), hung with most costly trappings. All this&mdash;which proved in
+the event to have been entirely thrown away&mdash;very naturally gave umbrage
+to France. And Louis XIV. had not missed his opportunity of letting
+Leopold know that a score was being marked up against him at Versailles.
+France had never stood on much ceremony with Lorraine, from Henry II.
+downward. Louis XIV., more particularly, had done his best to equal his
+grandfather's notorious and most capricious hostility. In 1702, in the
+teeth of international law and of Leopold's protests, as well as Elizabeth
+Charlotte's prayers, he had marched his troops into Lorraine. They were
+still there, indeed, in larger numbers than before. When 1709 brought its
+"<i>grand hiver</i>"&mdash;still remembered as a time of grievous tribulation&mdash;when
+the crops froze in the fields, the vines in the vineyards, the children in
+the nursery, the sacramental wine in the chalice, the water by the fire,
+when Dearth and Famine once more laid their grim hand upon all
+Lorraine&mdash;Louis XIV. had given Leopold a little additional cut with his
+tyrant's whip, seizing some of the provisions providently laid up for the
+relief of his subjects, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span> appropriating them to the use of his own
+armies, which moreover, he reinforced by a fresh contingent of 20,000 men,
+sent with orders to live "<i>&agrave; discr&eacute;tion</i>." Louis was quite ready to do
+something of the same sort again. Therefore, when Louis said: Receive
+James, Leopold had no choice but to receive him. His letters and
+despatches make this perfectly clear. There is a good deal of talk about
+the Pretender's "estimable qualities," how the Duke and Duchess admire
+him, how happy they are that he has not gone to Aix-la-Chapelle. And no
+doubt the two managed to be for a time excellent friends. But every now
+and then, through all this polite buncombe, out comes the frank admission
+that all is done "to please the king." And we know how promptly and
+unhesitatingly Leopold's hospitality was withdrawn, once French pressure
+ceased, in 1716. To ourselves, by receiving an exiled Pretender into his
+neutral realm, as we have received many such, Leopold never dreamt that he
+was giving cause for legitimate umbrage. No one could be more surprised
+than he seems to have been when our Parliament took up the matter as a
+grievance.</p>
+
+<p>And, to be fair, he never appears to have afforded to James the slightest
+encouragement for a forcible assertion of his claims. His counsel was all
+the other way. It was the French, it was the Pretender's own followers at
+home, it was Roman Cardinal Gualterio, who countenanced, and occasionally
+urged, warlike measures. Cardinal Gualterio, more in particular, prodded
+the Catholic prince very vigorously, in the interest of his Church,
+arguing that "<i>il falloit hazarder quelque chose et meme affronter le
+sort, ce qui ne se fait pas<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span> sans risque</i>." Leopold, on the other hand,
+was all dissuasion. He wanted James to keep <i>near</i> England, in order to be
+handy in the event of his being recalled&mdash;which he seems to have thought a
+likely contingency. When James began to talk of armaments and invasions,
+Leopold dwelt upon the difficulties, the all-but-hopelessness of such a
+move. When, in June, 1714, shortly before Queen Anne's death, James wrote
+from Plombi&egrave;res, that he <i>must</i> go into England, since he learnt that his
+rival, the Electoral Prince of Hanover, had gone there, Leopold, who was
+admirably informed from Hanover, through his brother, the
+Elector-Archbishop of Tr&egrave;ves, sent a message back post-haste with the
+trustworthy tidings that George was neither gone nor going. The reasons
+which led George's father to forbid his visit read a little strange at the
+present day. In the first place, there was that Hanoverian economy&mdash;which,
+it is true, was ostensibly disclaimed. In the second, the Prince was not
+to be received in England as heir-presumptive&mdash;so that he would not really
+better his chances by going. Moreover, the Elector, "<i>connoissant l'humeur
+brusque et fort emport&eacute;e de son fils, apprehendoit beaucoup qu'il ne se
+rendit odieux aux anglais</i>." Lastly, and mainly, he was afraid of dropping
+between two stools, if he were to stake his son's chances too decidedly on
+the English succession. It was quite on the cards, he thought, that "<i>par
+un effet des resolutions que l'inconstance de la nation y a rendues si
+ordinaire</i>," the British nation would <i>chasser</i> its next sovereign as it
+had <i>chass&eacute;</i> its last-but-one. And then, where would his son be? For if
+his son went to England, it was much to be feared that his brother, who
+had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span> been not quite rightfully excluded from the succession, might make
+good his claim to Hanover. And there would George be, out in the cold! So
+his father was resolved to play a waiting game.</p>
+
+<p>The first difficulty which James found himself confronted with, and which
+Leopold had to overcome for him&mdash;for French good offices were obviously
+out of the question&mdash;was the procuring of a passport. Such credential was
+at the time indispensable, for Europe was swarming with bad characters.
+Besides, there was nominally war still; and public roads and even walled
+towns were altogether insecure. In the Foreign Office papers we come
+across correspondence relating to the robbing of the public coach running
+between Strassburg and Paris, at Benameny, in Lorrain territory, by
+Palatine soldiers, who had come over from Caub. And even in carefully
+locked and watched Bar-le-Duc, Leopold advises King Louis that, with "a
+fourth company of his regiment of guards" added to the local force,
+besides twenty-five <i>chevaux-legers</i> and twenty-five <i>gardes-du-corps</i> to
+act as escort, he can answer for the Pretender's safety only against
+attacking parties of not more than fifty or a hundred at the outside,
+which, he says, ought to be borne in mind, "<i>si arm&eacute;es se mettoient en
+campagne</i>." Queen Mary only expresses what everyone felt when she says
+that it is to be apprehended "<i>que quelque m&eacute;chant en se servissent de
+l'occasion pour faire un m&eacute;chant coup</i>." She accordingly begs the
+"<i>commnot&eacute;</i>" of Chaillot to pray for "the king's" safety.</p>
+
+<p>In 1714 the Emperor, who was the principal sovereign to be petitioned,
+would not make out a passport for James, to enable him to move into
+Germany&mdash;though<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span> professedly willing to give the Stuart his niece in
+marriage, and avowedly not a little put out with England, but yet desirous
+of avoiding offence to King George. In 1713 he raised no difficulty.
+Indeed, at Leopold's instance he was obliging enough to supplement his
+passport with a special letter of commendation very kindly worded. And he
+carefully avoided treading on corns either way by not naming James in the
+document&mdash;for all of which Leopold takes great credit. But it appears that
+plenty more potentates besides the Emperor had to be solicited. And the
+two Electors, of Hanover and of Brandenburg, were obdurate in their
+refusal&mdash;in agreement for once. It was a ticklish matter; for without
+their safe-conduct James could scarcely be counted secure. On the other
+hand, if their safe-conducts were to be waited for, the Emperor would of a
+surety take offence, as if his own passport were judged insufficient.
+Leopold, being great on etiquette, took the last-named to be the more
+serious danger, and advised running the risk&mdash;more particularly since he
+had been advised by his envoy in London, Baron F&ouml;rstner, that Queen Anne
+had privately granted what amounted to a passport to her brother for going
+into Lorraine. That was taken to settle the matter, and James put himself
+<i>en route</i>.</p>
+
+<p>It was on the 22d of February, 1713, that he reached Bar, closely guarded
+and travelling <i>incognito</i>, on which account an official reception in Bar
+was dispensed with, though the French artillery at Toul had fired a
+salute. The council were under strict injunctions to omit nothing which
+might conduce to their visitor's safety, or minister to his comfort, or
+that was <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span>conventionally due to a crowned head. Accordingly, we find them
+in their next sitting, on the 25th February, passing a whole string of
+votes and resolutions having reference to his arrival and his safety in
+the town. The police and <i>chasse-coquins</i> are forthwith put on the alert,
+sentries are placed at all corners, and, to accommodate them, a whole
+number of new sentry-boxes are put up. The authorities are directed to
+question every stranger coming into the town carefully, and, if there
+should appear to be anything suspicious about any one, rigorously to
+detain him and report the case at once by express courier to Lun&eacute;ville.
+Iron <i>grilles</i> are put up. All the postern-gates are walled up, so is one
+of the principal entrances, and so is&mdash;in spite of sanitary
+considerations&mdash;a main sewer passing through the wall. Soldiers were a
+good deal less squeamish in those days than they are now, and sewers had
+served for many a surprise in the Thirty Years' War. The remaining ten
+gates are to be carefully watched, and never opened before 5 <span class="smcaplc">A.M.</span>, nor
+left open after 8 <span class="smcaplc">P.M.</span> Billets are issued for the overflow of James's
+suite, which appears to have been numerous, and stable-room is bespoken
+for his horses. James evidently was an inconvenient visitor to house. For
+he would have all his large apparatus of Court and Household close to
+him&mdash;chamberlains, kitchen, kennel, and all. Mrs Strickland praises his
+habitual economy. His doings in Lorraine do not bear out that praise. From
+the Nairne MSS. in the British Museum (which give a full list) we know
+that in 1709 and 1710 his household comprised above 120 persons, from the
+secretaries down to the grooms' helper, drawing salaries of from 12 to 675
+livres <i>per<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span> mensem</i>. There was the Comptroller, Mr. Bous, who retailed
+the anecdotes of the Court to Lady Middleton; a clerk of the green cloth,
+a yeoman baker, a yeoman confectioner, a yeoman of the chaundry, Jeremiah
+Browne, "Esq.," master-cook, a water-carrier, and a scourer. There were
+yeomen's scullery assistants, confessors and chaplains, a doctor, a
+"chyrurgien," and an apothecary, a "rideing purveyor," and a "chaiseman,"
+"Lady Maclane, laundress," pursuivants, and necessary women&mdash;all that
+belongs to a royal household. And the whole establishment cost "19,412
+lstrs. <i>per mensem</i>." All these people did not go to Bar, but a good many
+did. And there were a crowd more, for whom the town had to provide. For we
+read in the Macpherson Papers that all "Peacock's family"&mdash;<i>i.e.</i>, all
+Protestant refugees who had been at "Stanley," <i>i.e.</i>, at St.
+Germains&mdash;had followed the Chevalier to Bar. There was not one of them
+left. So writes the Queen. And the Duke states, quite independently of
+this, that the Pretender is surrounded with Protestant exiles. Altogether
+James's Court ran up a goodly bill, which it was disappointing to the town
+afterwards to find that, though incurred by express order of the Duke, the
+burgesses were expected to meet out of their own funds. To enable them to
+do so, Leopold allowed the council to appropriate the <i>deniers</i> of the
+<i>octroi</i> to their involuntary hospitality.</p>
+
+<p>The more or less Protestant colouring given to the refugee establishment
+was scarcely palatable to the very orthodox population of Bar. But James
+was playing, not to the Bar pit, but to the English gallery. "Downs or
+Leslie should at once go there," so we find O'Rourke writing to Middleton
+early in 1713. Leslie did go<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span> soon after, and the Chevalier, as his
+advocates take credit, prevailed upon the Duke to relax his rigid rule in
+one instance, and allow Protestant service in an upper room in James's
+house. That was in the "Rue N&egrave;ve." The upper room, which, we read, was
+just over James's own apartment, cannot have been large. So it is to be
+feared that the service was not over well attended. But it was enough to
+save appearances, and to give the Jacobites of England a shadow of reason
+for declaring, as they did, that James really was a Protestant. James
+himself spoke a very different language. "He would rather abandon all than
+act against his conscience and his honour." He protested over and over
+again that "all the crowns in the world would not make him change his
+religion."</p>
+
+<p>Thanks to King Louis's perpetual ordering and countermanding, when James
+got to Bar, the ch&acirc;teau was once more as bare and uninhabitable as ever it
+had been, and for a few days the Pretender had to be content with the same
+rather humble house which he was destined subsequently to occupy for a
+considerable time, in the "Rue des Tanneurs"&mdash;Number 22, Rue N&egrave;ve, it is
+now&mdash;a plain, square, three-storeyed building (counting the upper range of
+rooms, which is very low, as a storey). This is described as at the time
+"the principal house" in the town, the property of one of the most
+distinguished residents, Councillor of State M. Marchal. It has eight
+windows frontage, facing severally the Rue N&egrave;ve and the Rue des Pressoirs,
+and abutting width-ways on the very narrow passage Rue St. Antoine. A few
+days later, however, we find the Pretender safely established in the
+ch&acirc;teau, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span> there on the 9th of March he receives the Duke of Lorraine
+and his brother Fran&ccedil;ois, Abb&eacute; of Stavelot, with an amount of circumstance
+and scrupulous weighing of precedences which is described with rather
+amusing minuteness in the 'Gazette de France.' Not to hurt James's
+feelings&mdash;to whom royal honours could not be openly shown, out of
+consideration for Queen Anne&mdash;Leopold ordered that he himself should not
+be received with the usual ceremonial, troops under arms, and councillors
+presenting addresses. But the Lorrains were a devotedly loyal population.
+They would not be forbidden. The whole population of the town and of all
+the surrounding district crowded into the streets, to receive the ruler of
+the land with shouts of welcome. James, being the resident, played the
+host at Bar. There was, a dinner, a supper, and a long private talk in the
+ch&acirc;teau, with the result, we read, that the two princes at once became
+fast friends. James, we know, though wanting in most of the qualities
+which are regarded as specifically manly, was a good-looking and agreeable
+fellow enough. As for Leopold, with his experience of Courts, and his kind
+and considerate disposition, he could not very well prove otherwise than a
+pleasant companion and a kind patron. We have plenty of portraits of him
+left, limned both with pen and with brush. Short and stumpy,
+round-bellied, red-faced, with a free allowance of pimples, and, moreover,
+with those abnormally stout legs which remained his most striking outward
+characteristic to his dying day, he must have looked a veritable <i>Jacques
+Bonhomme</i> put into a full-bottomed wig and court-dress. There is a tale to
+those legs. Leopold came into the world about two<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span> months before his time,
+<i>very</i> sickly and <i>very</i> delicate. More particularly his legs were very
+spindles. Under a special treatment designed to remedy this defect, they
+grew just as much too big as previously they had been too thin. Terrible
+stickler for etiquette that Leopold was, and intent upon lavish display,
+when occasion seemed to demand it, both himself and his wife were
+simplicity itself when such occasion was withdrawn. They could talk to a
+peasant in the peasant's brogue about his <i>ou&iuml;ettes</i> and his hemp. One of
+the princesses thought nothing of accepting a lift home in a market-cart,
+and, as the driver commendingly related, showed herself "<i>bien sage</i>."
+"<i>Cousine</i>," said the Duchess to the Duchess of Elb&oelig;uf, "<i>restez chez
+nous, nous avons un bon gigot</i>." This simplicity and familiarity with
+humble ways as a matter of course made the Duke and Duchess popular. But
+what helped them more than anything to gain their people's hearts was
+their remarkable readiness to enter into all those local <i>f&ecirc;tes</i> which
+long custom had sanctioned as common to both high and low. The French
+occupation had made a long break in the observance of those <i>f&ecirc;tes</i>. How
+should the Lorrains "sing songs" in what had become to them practically "a
+strange land?" For something like thirty years their harps remained hung
+up upon the willow-trees. Great, however, was the joy when at the first
+<i>F&ecirc;te de la Veille des Rois</i>&mdash;kept in commemoration of the brilliant
+victory achieved over Charles the Bold in 1476&mdash;and at the <i>Brandons</i> or
+<i>Faschinottes</i>,<a name='fna_3' id='fna_3' href='#f_3'><small>[3]</small></a><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span> following that <i>f&ecirc;te</i>, the Duke and Duchess appeared
+in person among the merry-makers, entering most good-humouredly and,
+indeed, jovially into all their doings. Of the many local customs which
+Lorraine boasts, the <i>Brandons</i> was at that time still the particular
+favourite. It had been handed down from hoary antiquity. Every couple
+married since the last <i>Brandons</i> was expected to join. The husband had to
+provide himself with a faggot or log of wood, and carry it in procession
+through the town, accompanied by his wife, along a roundabout route
+prescribed by custom, to the Duke's palace, march three times past the
+Duke's window, and then deposit the piece of fuel on a huge pyramidal pyre
+built up in the ducal courtyard. Some couples went on foot, others rode on
+horseback. All were dressed in their best, and the procession must have
+looked exceedingly picturesque. Every lady was expected to wear some
+little ornament&mdash;generally made of silver&mdash;specially devised to indicate
+either her calling or her station in life: a coronet, or a sickle, or
+whatever it might be. The streets were lined with people, who freely
+expended their wit&mdash;a pretty ready one&mdash;in chaff pointed at the new
+victims to matrimony, who in their turn were expected to put on a most
+dejected look, as if seriously repenting the allegiance rashly entered
+into to Hymen. In the evening the pyre was lighted, and round this huge
+bonfire people made mildly merry with gambols and dances. Tables were
+spread, at the Duke's cost, richly laden with viands and native wine. In
+1698, at the first revival of the <i>Brandons</i> after a long pause, the file
+of matrimonial victims was, of course, quite exceptionally long. It<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span> was a
+delightful surprise to the crowd to see at its head the Duke and Duchess
+themselves, newly married as they were&mdash;the Duchess, being slightly
+<i>enceinte</i> with her first-born, wearing at her girdle a little silver
+cradle. That was not all. In the evening Leopold mixed freely with the
+revellers, stopped at table after table, drank here and drank there,
+proposing a toast or responding to one,&mdash;with the result that the people
+went half-mad with enthusiasm. Not a tumbler had the Duke drunk out of,
+which was not religiously treasured as a relic. And long after the French
+had forced their yoke firmly home upon the shrinking neck of unwilling
+Lorraine, those tumblers were still shown to growing children as memorials
+of the "good old time." At the carnival, which followed the <i>Brandons</i>,
+Leopold and Elizabeth Charlotte were again to the fore. They did not mind
+figuring in public&mdash;even sometimes on an amateur stage. Leopold once
+appeared masked as Sultan&mdash;his consort, not quite appropriately, as an
+Odalisk; but the loyal Lorrains saw nothing incongruous in that dress.</p>
+
+<p>The striking difference very apparent in the characters severally of host
+and guest in our little chapter of history, may have helped to draw them
+together all the more closely. James was in his ordinary mood anything but
+mirthful. References to him are frequent in the correspondence as being
+"terribly sad," or else "very pensive, which is his ordinary humour,"
+"<i>tr&egrave;s s&eacute;rieux et reserv&eacute;</i>," so much so that "<i>rien ne l'auoit p&ucirc; tirer de
+la profonde melancolie ou il &eacute;toit</i>," and so on. Yet he could be merry,
+too, and more in particular he loved a dance. At one ball, given in the
+Palace at<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span> Lun&eacute;ville, we read that he managed particularly to ingratiate
+himself with the ladies who were past their first bloom, by an act of
+undoubted chivalry. They wanted badly to dance, but dared not, while the
+Duchess was sitting. And the Duchess considered herself too much of a
+matron to foot it with the young ones. James, however, made her. He would
+take no refusal. The dead room became reanimated once more, and many an
+aging heart in its night-thoughts blessed the gallant <i>pr&eacute;tendant</i>. James,
+we are told, was a prominent figure in the Nancy <i>Brandons</i> and Carnival,
+kept with peculiar <i>&eacute;clat</i> in 1715, after a fresh break of thirteen years,
+due to French occupation. Court chroniclers seem to consider that the
+presence of "<i>Le Roi d'Angleterre</i>" added peculiar lustre to that
+performance.</p>
+
+<p>Reporting himself after his visit to Bar, as in duty bound, to King Louis,
+Leopold declares himself "<i>charm&eacute; de l'esprit, de la sagesse, de la
+douceur et des mani&egrave;res gracieuses de M. le Chevalier de Saint Georges</i>."
+The 'Journal de Verdun,' drawing its information, of course, from official
+sources, announces that after their first encounter the two princes "<i>se
+separ&egrave;rent extr&ecirc;mement satisfaits l'un de l'autre</i>" in "<i>parfaite amiti&eacute;
+bien ciment&eacute;e</i>." Of James it will have it that he is "<i>d'un caract&egrave;re si
+doux, si affable, et si populair, qu'il s'est bient&ocirc;t acquis, de tous ceux
+qui ont eu l'honneur de le voir, le respect et la v&eacute;n&eacute;ration d&ucirc;s &agrave; sa
+vertu et &agrave; sa naissance</i>."</p>
+
+<p>Leopold gone, the time passed, on the whole, quietly at Bar. There were
+occasional alarms, when some suspicious stranger had been seized. On one
+occasion, again, there is some talk of a "poisoned letter," sent<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span> in an
+ingenious fashion. To Louis, we find, the Duke appeared a little too
+forward in warning James of these dangers, as if he wanted to frighten his
+guest into quitting Lorraine. To vary the little episodes, there was the
+famous <i>co&euml;qure</i>, who so much amused Queen Mary Beatrice's companions with
+his odd manners and his "thou"-ing. "The Spirit had moved him," as we
+know, to inform James that he was to rule over England, in which country
+there were plenty of well-wishers to support him. Were money wanted, he
+said that his friends would readily combine to raise some millions. They
+did not, welcome as the money would have been to James, whom we find
+continually complaining of want of funds. In the cipher despatches the
+common burden is, that "Mr. Parton" will not "deliver the goods." There is
+another prophetic person to encourage the Pretender, a nun of the
+"Monast&egrave;re de Sainte Marie del Roma," near Montevallo&mdash;accredited by her
+superior, who writes to the Marquis Spada that her prophecies have never
+failed to come true. If he escapes the many traps set for him in 1715, so
+the nun says, James will certainly become King of England. Occasionally
+also there are little tiffs between English visitors and Barisien
+residents. What English, Scotch, and Irish there were there, we do not
+know for certain, but there were a goodly number, and not all of the best
+manners. Noel, who is a good historian on Lorrain things, but a little at
+fault on English, will have it that among these people was "<i>Lord Chatham,
+qui devint plus tard si c&eacute;l&egrave;bre</i>." Occasionally there was a visitor coming
+on the sly with news&mdash;such as the Duke of Berwick, whose visits were at
+one time frequent&mdash;or,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span> towards the end of the sojourn, the banished Lord
+Bolingbroke, and "Le Comte de Peterborough" travelling under the pseudonym
+of "Schmit." Marlborough did not come himself, but he sent an aide-de-camp
+on a confidential mission to Lun&eacute;ville, overflowing with pleasant words,
+and through him be begged particularly to be well and promptly advised on
+the Chevalier's movements, since "<i>Le salut d'Angleterre</i>" might depend
+upon this. The Duke of Lorraine was not particularly impressed with
+James's followers, especially after Lord Middleton was gone. "<i>Ce ne sont
+que des gens d'un caract&egrave;re fort m&eacute;diocre</i>," he writes. They talk about
+things which affect their chief with the utmost freedom. In Mr Higgons,
+who had succeeded Lord Middleton, he could discern no merit whatever. As
+for Lord Middleton, he found him "<i>fort reserv&eacute; et voulant dominer seul</i>."
+He gives him credit for capacity and zeal, but censures him as being
+"<i>timide et irresolu</i>." All the rest, he says, are "<i>de jeunes gens qui ne
+pouuoint souffrir ce Milord, et qui auoint eu l'imprudence de dire &agrave;
+Lun&eacute;ville qu'il etoit si fort hay en Angleterre que les plus zelez
+partisans de leur Maitre auoint temoign&eacute; qu'ils ne feroint jamais rien
+pour ces interests tant qu'il l'auroit au-prez de luy</i>." All these men
+evidently have very little knowledge of what is going on at home, he says.
+There is no one in whose judgment the Pretender might repose any faith
+except it be the Earl of Oxford or Lord Bolingbroke.</p>
+
+<p>On the whole, the Pretender's life at Bar, though perhaps a little
+monotonous, can scarcely have been unpleasant. He made friends with the
+local <i>haute vol&eacute;e</i>, asking them to dinner, and being asked back&mdash;and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span>
+borrowed money from them whenever he could. His especial friends were the
+Marquis de Bassompierre, from whom he borrowed 15,000 livres, which the
+Duke repaid in 1719, and M. de Rousselle. A good deal of time the
+Chevalier spent in his closet, with Nairne, or Higgons, or Middleton,
+concocting plans and dictating long memorials to the Pope, or else to
+Cardinal Gualterio, advocating the canonisation of Bellarmine,
+recommending <i>prot&eacute;g&eacute;s</i> for places which they never got, and insisting on
+his right to nominate bishops to Irish sees, the names of which he could
+not spell. At off-times he played <i>reversi</i>, <i>boston</i>, and <i>ombre</i>, and
+occasionally <i>petit palet</i>, which is an aristocratic form of
+chuck-farthing. Then there was the pleasure of the chase, of which we know
+from Father Leslie that James was a tolerably keen votary. In Lorraine the
+diversion of <i>v&eacute;nerie</i> was held in high estimation, though reserved only
+for very great magnates, and guarded by a ring-fence of the strictest
+enactments against vulgar intrusion. Poaching accordingly came to be a
+very common offence. "Ground game," indeed&mdash;at any rate rabbits&mdash;it was
+open to all to shoot. "High game"&mdash;<i>i.e.</i>, deer&mdash;on the other hand, was
+reserved within certain limits exclusively for the Duke. Within about
+eight miles of the Duke's palaces, in what were called the ducal
+<i>plaisirs</i>, not even nobles of the highest rank were permitted to shoot or
+hunt. No dogs belonging to private persons were allowed in the fields near
+those <i>plaisirs</i>, on any pretence whatever, be the deer, and boars, and
+wolves, ever so troublesome. Even shepherds' dogs and watch-dogs must have
+their hamstrings cut, or else a log tied round their necks. And in some<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span>
+districts every Parish was required by law to provide a <i>louvi&egrave;re</i> or
+wolf's pit, 20 feet deep, 18 feet wide at its bottom, and 12 at its
+opening. From "<i>le haut puissant messire</i>" Jean de Ligniville's most
+amusing disquisitions on "<i>La Meutte et Venerie</i>" we learn that the
+district about Bar was "<i>tr&egrave;s bois&eacute;</i>" and well stocked with game of every
+description, which, local chroniclers tell us, James was frequently
+occupied in hunting. Lorrain and English hunting were not then as far
+apart in their general features as one might be tempted to assume. English
+kings had more than once sent presents of English hounds to Lorrain
+dukes&mdash;Charles III. received from James I. a present of eighty harriers at
+a time. And more than one Lorrain grandee came over to hunt and shoot
+here. Ligniville himself, the Duke's <i>Grand Veneur</i> (under Charles IV.),
+had frequently hunted in England, and expressed himself especially
+delighted with the sport in which he had joined in Yorkshire. On the
+whole, he appears to have considered English hounds superior to
+French&mdash;less eager at first, but with more stay in them&mdash;and he was proud
+of having received presents of some from the Prince of Wales of his time
+(Charles I.), "Milord de H&eacute;e," and from "Milord Howard." But a cross
+between English and French hounds he seems to have regarded as the <i>ne
+plus ultra</i> of excellence. "Puss" was very much persecuted in the valley
+of the Meuse, furnishing by its exceptional swiftness and skill in
+swimming almost too good sport, "<i>contre montant l'ea&uuml;e tellement viste
+que les chiens ne les pouuoint pas aborder</i>." James's hunting sometimes
+led him into adventures, and on one occasion nearly saddled his host with
+a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span> diplomatic difficulty. Riding hard, he once got to the little town of
+Ligny at nightfall, some eight miles from Bar, in a vassal territory
+belonging, under the Duke of Lorraine, to Montmorency, Duke of Luxemburg.
+The Duke of Luxemburg, being rather a big vassal, was in consequence also
+a very troublesome one, and the Lorrain Court and his officers frequently
+found themselves at loggerheads. To James, coming from Bar, with fifty
+Lorrain <i>gens d'armes</i>, besides his own suite, the <i>maire</i> resolutely
+refused to open the gates and furnish lodgings for the night, grounding
+his refusal upon a decision of the Parliament of Paris passed in the year
+1661. The Lorrains were quite prepared for a siege and an assault.
+However, James deemed it wiser to leave things alone, and so the company
+rode half a mile further, to a little village called Velaine, where they
+spent a most uncomfortable night. Soon we have Montmorency complaining to
+King Louis of the assumed "<i>nouuelles entreprises de M. le Duc de Lorrain
+sur mon comt&eacute; de Ligny</i>." Leopold revenged himself by imprisoning about a
+dozen <i>maires</i> of the Ligny county, on the plea of their having failed to
+furnish the requisite waggons, and in the end bought Montmorency out with
+the sum of 2,600,000 francs.</p>
+
+<p>All this, however, was not enough excitement for James. In one of his
+letters he plaintively calls Bar his "Todis"&mdash;by which of course he means
+"Tomis." "Tomis," by a natural train of thought suggested&mdash;besides the
+<i>tristia</i>, of which we have plenty&mdash;the <i>ars amatoria</i>. And to it the
+Chevalier devoted not a few of his unoccupied hours. If local tradition
+speaks true, he differed very materially in his prosecution of this art<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span>
+from his father, of whom Catherine Sedley said that on what principle he
+selected the ladies of his heart she could never make out. None of them
+were good-looking, and if any of them had wit, he had not the wit to find
+it out. And Mary of Modena, his wife, added that, although he was willing
+to give up his crown for his faith, he could never muster sufficient
+resolution to discard a mistress. His son was in both respects far more of
+a man of the world.</p>
+
+<p>It was in the green bosquets of those P&acirc;quis, his favourite
+lounging-place, that James first discovered his human jewel. To house her
+suitably, he took&mdash;at somebody else's cost&mdash;a cottage on the brow of the
+hill, where the view is delightful and the air magnificent. You can still
+approximately trace the site, high up in the Rue de l'Horloge, above the
+Rue St. Jean, a little below the neglected terrace in the Rue
+Chav&eacute;e&mdash;which is well worth visiting for its prospect. As the house stood
+with its back to the hill and facing only the open space, there must have
+been absolute privacy. But, after moving down to the Lower Town, James
+found the ascent by those <i>Quatre-vingt Degr&eacute;s</i>&mdash;which Oudinot rode up on
+horseback&mdash;a trifle laborious. The steps lead almost straight up from his
+house to the cottage, describing just enough of an angle to take in the
+humble building, now marked by a tablet, in which Marshal Oudinot was
+born. A more convenient arrangement could scarcely have been desired. But
+the steps were sadly "<i>sales et d&eacute;labr&eacute;s</i>." Not to inconvenience James in
+his amours, the town council readily voted the requisite sum for putting
+them into proper repair.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span>When September came on, James found the air on the castle-hill "<i>trop
+vif</i>." Although his mother generally reports that "<i>il se porte bien</i>," it
+is to be feared that his constitution was none of the strongest. We read
+in one of D'Audriffet's despatches, "<i>que sa sant&eacute; estoit toujours fort
+delicate</i>." He has had a "<i>fluxion</i>" in the eye. He has "weak lungs." "He
+is evidently very poorly," writes D'Audriffet to Louis. He finds himself
+"<i>alter&eacute; par l'intemperie du tems</i>." He takes the waters of Plombi&egrave;res
+four times "for his health," and wants to take those of Aix-la-Chapelle.
+He talks of going to a warmer climate&mdash;Spain or Italy, or, more
+specifically, Venice. But he can now obtain no fresh passport from the
+Emperor. Then he goes to have a look at Saint Mihiel, likewise in the
+Barrois, only a few miles from Koeurs, in which another Prince of Wales,
+young Edward&mdash;the same whom Edward IV. meanly struck with his gauntlet,
+and Richard of Gloucester despatched with a stab, to stop his
+"sprawling"&mdash;spent his young years of exile in company with his mother,
+Queen Margaret, from 1464 to 1471. But he does not like the idea of living
+in the Benedictine Abbey. So the Duke orders the town council to get ready
+once more M. Marchal's convenient house below, to which the Chevalier
+insists that a second house adjoining shall be added, belonging to M. de
+Rom&eacute;court, besides a portion of one belonging to M. Lepaige, with a
+kitchen specially built, and a "gardemanger," a new door, and sundry
+other conveniences, to say nothing of the hiring of further accommodation
+for his horses, his kennel, his <i>gens de v&eacute;nerie</i>, his guards, some of his
+suite&mdash;all of whom and all of which he wants very near him, and all of
+which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span> consequently, costs the town a good deal of money. M. de
+Rom&eacute;court's house is a complete match to M. Marchal's, but smaller,
+bringing up the frontage to thirteen windows.</p>
+
+<p>However, James was not always at Bar, nor yet always, when away, at
+Plombi&egrave;res. Duke Leopold was constantly inviting him to Lun&eacute;ville, and
+sometimes to Nancy, and arranging most magnificent <i>f&ecirc;tes</i> in his honour.
+Leopold could do things handsomely when he chose. Even when James stayed
+three whole weeks, there was something new provided every day to amuse
+him&mdash;"<i>les plaisirs de la Cour &eacute;toint entrem&ecirc;l&eacute; de repas, de collations,
+de bals, de concerts, de Com&eacute;die, de promenades, de chasse, de feux
+d'artifice, etc., mais chaque jour tout &eacute;toit nouveau</i>." Leopold's palace
+at Lun&eacute;ville&mdash;the same in allusion to which Louis XV. said to King
+Stanislas, "<i>Mon p&egrave;re, vous &ecirc;tes mieux log&eacute; que moi</i>"&mdash;was specially laid
+out for the gaiety and the varied succession of amusements for which the
+Lorrain Court was famous. It was at the Lorrain Court that the <i>cotillon</i>,
+that universal favourite on the Continent, was first invented. And in
+Leopold's theatre it was that Adrienne Lecouvreur made her first
+appearance.</p>
+
+<p>To give James a right royal reception, Leopold spared neither pains nor
+money. He always made a point of going to meet his guest&mdash;to Batelemont,
+to Houdemont, or to Gondrecourt. To enable the Court to enter with proper
+spirit into all the magnificence prepared, we read in the official
+despatches, that in April, 1713, on the occasion of James's first visit,
+the Duke directed that two quarters' salaries, in arrear since 1711,
+should be paid to the officers of his household.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span> D'Audriffet makes merry
+over this. But in France things were no better. The Court of Versailles,
+we know, was always behindhand in its payments to Queen Mary. Mrs
+Strickland makes this a matter of reproach to Desmarets, as if purely the
+result of his negligence. But the Court had not got the money. In 1715 we
+have D'Audriffet himself sending in his little account, which shows five
+years' salary to be owing, in addition to 24,800 livres of disbursements,
+the whole debt amounting to 84,800 livres.</p>
+
+<p>Even more brilliant than the <i>f&ecirc;tes</i> given at Lun&eacute;ville, were those to
+which James was invited at the Ch&acirc;teau of Commercy, the seat of the Prince
+de Vaud&eacute;mont. Vaud&eacute;mont was rich and generous. He had occupied high
+positions in the army and the administrative services both of Austria and
+of Spain. He was a man pre-eminently prudent in council. Our William III.
+had discovered that, and had frequently sought his opinion, more
+particularly while the Treaty of Ryswick was under consideration. To James
+the Prince became a most valuable friend and confidant&mdash;more especially at
+that critical juncture when the Pretender's great aim was to get away
+unobserved form Lorraine. In his splendid castle of Commercy, set off by
+magnificent cent gardens and sheets of water throwing Versailles into the
+shade, the "Damoiseau" of Commercy gave <i>f&ecirc;tes</i> the description of which
+baffled Court chroniclers of the period, and after which, in the words of
+the "Gazette de Hollande," James found himself constrained to go back to
+Bar in self-defence, "<i>pour s'y delasser, pour ainsi dire, de la fatigue
+des plaisirs continuels</i>." There was such a <i>f&ecirc;te</i> in June, 1713, arranged
+on a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span> peculiarly lordly scale, in which a chorus of <i>P&egrave;lerins de Saint
+Jacques</i> were brought in&mdash;appropriately hailing from "L'Isle de Cyth&egrave;re,"
+and provided with passports from the goddess Venus&mdash;whose special object
+seems to be to say pretty things to James:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"Vous gagnez tous les c&oelig;urs, tout le monde g&eacute;mit<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">De voir un Roy d'une bont&eacute; si rare,</span><br />
+Et brillant de l'&eacute;clat de toutes les vertus<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Loin des Etats qui lui sont d&ucirc;s</span><br />
+Mais nous verrons un jour cette triple couronne<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Qu'ont port&eacute; si longtems vos Illustres Ayeux,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Sur votre chef tomber des Cieux.</span><br />
+Le m&eacute;rite, le sang, les Loix, tout vous la donne;<br />
+Laissez le soin de so&ucirc;tenir ces droits<br />
+Au Dieu qui dans ses mains porte les c&oelig;urs des Rois."</p>
+
+<p>Then a curious supper was given. The twenty-four most illustrious guests
+present sat down at two tables, the ladies at one, the gentlemen at the
+other. Each person was served with an equal portion, "<i>tous en vaisselle
+de fayance, jusqu'aux manches des couteaux</i>."</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"Et dans ce sobre repas<br />
+Chacun n'eut que vingt-sept plats."</p>
+
+<p>In all, to these twenty-four people 648 <i>plats</i> were served. The great
+joke of the meal was, that strict silence was enjoined. "<i>Mais on avoit
+oubli&eacute; d'en bannir les Ris.</i>" So people soon began to laugh, and then the
+men accused the ladies of breaking the rule, and the ladies retorted, and
+that put an end to Trappism. On another occasion, in July, 1714, when
+James spent a fortnight at Commercy&mdash;while his sister was slowly
+dying&mdash;the Prince, in the course of an even more brilliant <i>f&ecirc;te</i>,
+entertained his guests with sham-fights, the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span> siege of a castle, and other
+incidents of military operations, for which the services of a French
+army-corps stationed in the neighbourhood, at Troussay, under the command
+of M. de Ruffey, were impressed.</p>
+
+<p>Mary of Modena must have felt the removal of her only son&mdash;her only child,
+since the Princess Louise, "<i>la Consolatrice</i>," was dead&mdash;very keenly. She
+declared that she had no one left to open her heart to. This was not to be
+understood quite literally, for we find the Queen-Dowager pouring out her
+confidences very effusively to her <i>ch&egrave;re m&egrave;re</i> and the sisters at
+Chaillot, whose journals, in fact, supply the main records of Mary's
+doings. But, no doubt, she missed James much. Once after his banishment,
+in July, 1714&mdash;when James rushed secretly to Paris, to consult with the
+king about the steps to be taken in view of Queen Anne's impending death,
+and was sent away "<i>fort peu satisfait</i>"&mdash;she had seen him for an hour or
+two in the night. Very naturally, she wished to visit him at Bar, more
+particularly as her doctors had advised her to try the waters of
+Plombi&egrave;res. It is not altogether impossible, also, although the Queen was
+kept in rather tight leading-strings by Dr. Beaulieu, that, plagued as she
+was with cancer in the breast, she may have wished to take the advice of a
+specialist at Bar with whose fame at the time the world was ringing.
+Bar-le-Duc had become strangely identified with cures for cancer. In 1663
+Pierre Alliot first discovered the value of cauterising as a corrective
+treatment. And early in 1714 M. le sieur Moat, another Bar doctor,
+astonished the world with quite a novel method, which was probably humbug,
+since it is said to have effected <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span>perfectly incredible recoveries. Some
+months later we find Queen Mary preparing to set out for Bar and also for
+Plombi&egrave;res. Her bad health and an abnormally wet summer put a stop to the
+project. This was just about the time of the death of Queen Anne, when
+Leopold felt as if he were politically walking on eggs. He had given so
+much umbrage in England already, that every further offence was to be
+carefully avoided. If the Queen, as was to be anticipated, in going to
+Plombi&egrave;res, were also to visit Lun&eacute;ville, that must of a certainty give
+rise to misunderstandings. So he sends officers and messengers to inquire
+and dissuade, as diplomatically as he can. The Queen had been so ill as to
+be given up, and he did not wish to pain her. But above all things he had
+to think of himself.</p>
+
+<p>On very different grounds the tidings of the Queen's impending visit also
+fluttered the good people of Bar not a little. They had never entertained
+a queen. So on the 13th of July we find the heads of the town council
+carefully inquiring of the Marquis de Gerb&eacute;villers, the governor of the
+district, what is the proper ceremonial to be observed. Thereupon a
+deputation is named, and a present of 16 lb. of <i>drag&eacute;es</i> and forty-eight
+<i>pots de confitures</i> is voted, besides a <i>feuillade</i> of wine for
+distribution, and a special <i>vin d'honneur</i>, to be presented to the royal
+visitor by the Marquis de Bassompierre, on behalf of the town. The
+Barisiens are very proud both of their <i>confitures</i> and of their wine.
+Both may be had now, presumably, in the same quality in which they were
+tendered to Queen Mary. The <i>confitures</i> consist of currants, red<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span> and
+white, preserved whole, in a syrup made sweet to excess. But the flavour
+is good. The <i>vins de Bar</i> have long been reckoned a delicacy, more
+particularly the <i>clairet</i>&mdash;a variety having a colour half-way between red
+and white. The wine is highly praised by patriotic writers as being
+"<i>excellent, d&eacute;licat, l&eacute;ger, et bien-faisant</i>," and more than any other
+"<i>ami de l'homme</i>." And if you only stick to that wine alone, and take
+care not to mix, you can drink, they protest, absolutely whatever quantity
+you like, without feeling one whit the worse next day. To an English
+palate, I am bound to say, the wine is apt to present itself as
+intolerably sour.</p>
+
+<p>After all, the Queen's visit did not come off till spring, 1715. That was,
+again, a most inconvenient time for the Duke of Lorraine, on much the same
+grounds as before. He had just made up that nasty tiff with the English
+Court, arising out of the publication of the Pretender's manifesto. King
+George was at length going to receive his envoy, M. de Lambertye. At such
+a juncture the classical "pig among roses" would have been ten times more
+welcome to nervous Leopold than Mary of Modena and her son at his Court.
+So he writes to Louis, begging him for heaven's sake to stop the Queen
+from coming, and despatches Baron F&ouml;rstner post-haste to Bar to
+remonstrate with the Pretender. Neither attempt proved successful&mdash;but the
+Queen's visit did not do much harm. Her ill-health again came in as a
+special providence, detaining her till after Whitsuntide. She set out
+incognita with what is represented as a very modest train&mdash;namely, four
+coaches-and-six, one <i>litti&egrave;re</i>, and <i>quelques chaises</i>. The Duke had the
+good grace to receive her with a most<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span> hearty welcome. He sent the Marquis
+de Bassompierre, her son's great friend, to meet her at Ch&acirc;lons. Her son
+met her at Moutiers, on the border of the Barrois. For safety the forests
+were once more stocked with soldiers. On the 22d of June, Mary made her
+entry into Bar, putting up in James's house in the Rue des Tanneurs. The
+local grandees and the town council turned out in force to receive her,
+the Marquis de Bassompierre presenting the <i>drag&eacute;es</i> and the <i>vin
+d'honneur</i>, while the <i>bailli</i>, M. de Gerb&eacute;villers, did the honours on
+behalf of the Duke, whose Great Chamberlain he was. On the 25th Mary and
+James proceed to Commercy, where everybody expresses himself and herself
+delighted with <i>cette sainte Reine</i>. On the 18th of July the Queen arrives
+at Nancy, where the Duke and Duchess are staying. James was at that time
+in the midst of plotting. "Milord Drummond" had come from England to
+confer with him. Ferrari put in one of his suspicious appearances, to the
+bewilderment and annoyance of the French envoy. An Irish priest who talked
+indiscreetly about a <i>grand coup &agrave; faire</i> was seized and kept under
+arrest. Couriers were rushing frantically to and fro. Something was "up."
+And Lord Stair, at Paris, we find, knew of it. But the Queen did not
+seemingly take a very hopeful view of things. She thanked the Duke very
+pathetically for his kindness to James. It needed generosity, she avowed,
+to interest one's self on behalf of a Prince "forsaken by all the world."
+Her gratitude would be "eternal." The Duchess was most attentive. Both
+days that the Queen was at Nancy she forestalled her in calling,
+surprising her at her toilet. At Lun&eacute;ville, the Duchess had offered<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span> to
+make the Chevalier's bed with her own hands. From Nancy Mary Beatrice
+proceeded to Plombi&egrave;res <i>vi&acirc;</i> Bar, returning to St Germains on the 22d of
+August. The waters had not done her much good.</p>
+
+<p>A brief space is due to those rather curious negotiations which were
+carried on while James was at Bar, to find the Pretender a suitable wife.
+According to Mrs Strickland this was rather a romantic affair. James was
+dying to marry his cousin, the Princess d'Este, while, on the other hand,
+the Princess Sobieska and Mademoiselle de Valois were both dying to marry
+him. In truth, there was no dying on either side, and the wooing
+originated, not in James's feeble affections&mdash;which were probably occupied
+to the full extent of their capacity with that young lady on the hill&mdash;but
+in the fertile brain of his scheming and restless host. Mrs Strickland, I
+ought to say, rather overrates the position of the Princess Sobieska, who
+eventually <i>did</i> marry the Chevalier; and if there was any romance in her
+affection, she lived to be cured of it. Being the daughter only of an
+elective king, a <i>parvenu</i> among royal personages, she was looked upon as
+a princess rather by courtesy than of right. Even to James, down in the
+world as he was, Leopold&mdash;in a manner her kinsman&mdash;did not dare to propose
+her except as a <i>pis aller</i>, when all hopes elsewhere were extinguished.
+His first proposal was an Austrian archduchess. He evidently thought the
+suggestion one which would do him credit. It would be a downright good
+"Catholic" match. It was bound to help the Pretender, and it might be
+agreeable to the Emperor, and so secure him, Leopold, very much on the
+look-out for favours<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span> as he was, gratitude in two influential quarters.
+The mere moral effect, he says, of an alliance entered into by the premier
+dynasty of Europe with the outcast Stuart prince must prove immensely to
+James's advantage. But there was money, too&mdash;which James particularly
+wanted&mdash;much money, heaped up in the Hofburg. James assented&mdash;though with
+nothing seemingly of eagerness; for it took him some months to grasp the
+full meaning of the idea. The proposal was made in March, 1714&mdash;long
+before the Princess Sobieska was thought of; and, as Leopold reports with
+unmistakable satisfaction, it was <i>assez gout&eacute;</i> at Vienna. Only, the
+Princess asked for&mdash;the younger daughter of the late Emperor&mdash;was very
+young, in fact, a child in the nursery, and the marriage could not
+possibly take place for some considerable time. So, the Emperor thought,
+the matter had best be kept quiet. Nothing daunted, rather encouraged,
+Leopold, with James's approval, returned to the charge in June. If the
+younger archduchess was too young&mdash;very well, let it be the elder,
+Elizabeth, who was at that time heir-presumptive to the crown. (For Maria
+Theresa, the reigning Emperor's daughter, was not yet born.) Vienna took
+time to consider. James's appetite grew keen, and in July we find him
+plying the Emperor with two memorials, drawn up with the help of Nairne.
+So elated did he grow over his supposed brilliant prospects, that he
+returned very cold answers indeed to Cardinal Gualterio's well-meant
+representations in favour of a union with another lady&mdash;was it the
+Princess d'Este, Gualterio's own countrywoman? There was no money in that
+quarter. Accordingly James haughtily pronounces the marriage<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span> "<i>pas
+faisable</i>." But he pushes his suit at Vienna. It must be, he urges in his
+first memorial, altogether to the Emperor's interest that the Archduchess
+Elizabeth should be married to "<i>une personne qui ait ass&eacute;s de naissance
+et d'autres bonnes qualit&eacute;s personelles pour estre choisi apr&egrave;s lui &agrave;
+remplir sa place</i>." Such a person James considers himself to be. And he
+puts his case in this way. Either the English crown will fall to him or it
+will not. If it does, well, then, there he is, a most desirable, wealthy,
+and influential nephew-in-law. If it does not, there he is, again, the
+fittest person in the world to succeed to the Imperial crown. In the
+second memorial, issued shortly after, he presses some further points.
+Hanover must not be allowed to grow too powerful. Indeed, as a Protestant
+Power, it is too "<i>formidable</i>" already, and the "<i>Duc d'Hannovre</i>" is
+"<i>un redoutable Rival</i>." But, "<i>il est certain qu'il (l'empereur) a moins
+&agrave; apprehender de l'Angleterre sans le Duc d'Hannovre que de le Duc
+d'Hannovre sans l'Angleterre</i>." Therefore&mdash;the reasoning does not seem
+quite clear&mdash;James ought to be supported; or else, certainly, the Duc
+d'Hannovre should be made to forego one of the two crowns&mdash;either Hanover
+or England, a proposal which James pronounces perfectly "<i>juste et
+nullement impracticable</i>." The proposal does not, however, "fetch" the
+Emperor, who goes on procrastinating. But, on the other hand, Louis XIV,
+gets wind of it, though he was not meant to, through D'Audriffet, and
+grows uneasy, throwing all the cold water that he can upon the scheme.
+Meanwhile in England things go against the Pretender. Queen Anne dies,
+King George succeeds, and, in spite of James's<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span> solemn protest, addressed
+to the Powers in English, French, and Latin, England seems perfectly
+content. After this it is not surprising to find Leopold, when James
+returns to the subject of his marriage, shaking his head discouragingly,
+and pointing out that the Pretender's matrimonial value has fallen
+appreciably in the market. He must no longer look "so high." Besides, the
+Emperor will not care to embroil himself by such a marriage with the
+Government of King George, with which he has struck up a friendship which,
+in Louis XIV.'s words, promises to prove alike "<i>solide et sinc&egrave;re</i>." Now,
+there is the Princess Sobieska! Leopold thinks that he could manage that.
+Through her mother she is a niece of the Empress Eleanor. Therefore, to a
+certain extent, James will still secure the Hapsburg interest. As for
+marrying the Archduchess, that is out of the question. James does not see
+it. He goes on harping upon the Archduchess Elizabeth, and worrying poor
+Leopold to resume negotiations.</p>
+
+<p>Leopold found worry of a more serious sort besetting him, on account of
+James, in a different quarter. To satisfy France was all very well. But
+what in this matter satisfied France offended England. Now, England itself
+was very little to the Duke of Lorraine. Louis XIV. kept assuring him that
+English complaints and remonstrances should have "<i>point de suite</i>," and
+that he would see him through the business. He had "nothing to fear."
+Accordingly, when the English Houses of Parliament began, very
+unreasonably, to memorialise Queen Anne in favour of moving for James's
+expulsion from "ungrateful" Lorraine, though the Court of St Germains<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span>
+showed itself, as we are told, "<i>fort picqu&eacute;e de ses addresses</i>," Leopold
+simply smiled, and assured James that he would see that those addresses
+remained "<i>inutiles</i>." He did not quite like it when Baron F&ouml;rstner, his
+envoy in London, reported the two parties in England, both "Thoris" and
+"Wighs," to be unanimous on the point. James himself, whom he consulted
+without any result, confessed himself in an "<i>embarras de prendre le
+meilleur party</i>." However, Bolingbroke had advised F&ouml;rstner that no notice
+should be taken; the English nation "<i>se portoit tantot a une chose et
+tantot a une autre</i>;" Parliament was about to be dissolved, and in the new
+House the whole thing might be forgotten. King Louis explained the
+resolution as a Whig dodge, a shibboleth, designed to make it clear who
+were the Pretender's supporters. However, the remonstrances went on. Two
+bishops made themselves ridiculous by very indiscreet and officious
+interference. The Duke judges that this "<i>n'estoit qu'une grimace de la
+Cour d'Angleterre</i>." But after a time he grows irritable, and recalls his
+envoy&mdash;quite as much in disgust as for economy. That does not mend
+matters&mdash;no more does the Duke's letter, written at the French king's
+suggestion for communication to Prior. D'Audriffet's despatch of 3d May,
+1714, shows that Leopold at that time quite expected that he might be made
+to give effect to the English demand. Meanwhile Queen Anne dies. James
+issues his proclamation, at which George and our Parliament take
+needlessly great offence, and an icy coldness springs up between the two
+Courts&mdash;just under circumstances under which coldness is least acceptable
+to Leopold. For, however little Queen Anne might have<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span> had it in her power
+to cross him, her successor is Elector of Hanover as well as King of
+England, fast friends with the Emperor, and has a great say in the
+bestowal of ecclesiastical patronage in Germany, for which Leopold, on
+behalf of his "near and dear relations" has an insatiable appetite.
+Accordingly he grows uncomfortable. He notices with alarm, so the letters
+show, that George takes an unusually long time advising him of the late
+Queen's death, and when the advice comes, it says nothing about his own
+accession. Anxious to make up the breach, Leopold at once despatches a
+special envoy, Lambertye, to present his congratulations. To the Duke's
+dismay George will not receive him. Leopold, however, bids him stay where
+he is, and addresses to the king his well-known memorial, which must
+certainly be pronounced dignified in tone and just in substance. James's
+proclamation, Leopold shows, was issued without any knowledge or consent
+on his part. Privately, he causes it to be explained that he is simply
+obeying dictatorial orders from Versailles. But&mdash;"<i>on a beau leur dire</i>,"
+writes de Bosque, D'Audriffet's substitute, on the 31st of October, "<i>que
+la France a vn pouuoir arbitraire sur le Duc de Lorrain et ses Etats, cela
+no les contente plus</i>." The poor Duke grows most uncomfortable. However,
+in January the matter is made up, and King George consents to receive
+Lambertye at last&mdash;at the very time when Queen Mary Beatrice threatens
+once more to trouble relations just settling down again, with her visit to
+Lun&eacute;ville. In any case Lambertye's mission did not bring Lorraine any
+good&mdash;except, says Noel, it be the importation of a new variety of potato,
+which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span> he carried home from England, and which proved much superior to the
+old Lorrain sort.</p>
+
+<p>If our statesmen had little right to call upon Leopold to expel James,
+they had of course every reason to be vigilant. And they do not appear to
+have failed often in that duty. To be quite fair, James's followers, on
+the whole, made the task pretty easy for them. They were always plotting,
+but at the same time also always letting out their secret&mdash;a tippler
+talking in his cups; an officer confiding intelligence to his sweetheart;
+a bungling conspirator boasting in very big words. Long before October,
+1715, when the great "invasion" at length took place, we have references
+to some intended move. All is promptly reported to England, and to Paris,
+where, after his arrival at his post, Stair, when not engaged in smuggling
+goods for his friends,&mdash;"<i>poil de ch&egrave;vre</i> stockings of different colours
+of grey, and long enough of the feet and legs" for the Duke of Argyll,
+besides knives, spoons, and forks of the St. Cloud pattern, all with
+"chiney" handles to them; a "bodyes," a "monto," and a "peticoate" for
+Lady Harriet Godolphin, to oblige the Duchess of Marlborough; moreover,
+silk gowns for the Countess of Loudoun&mdash;spares neither pains nor money to
+obtain the very best and most prompt intelligence. On the whole, he is
+admirably served, though occasionally he finds himself on a wrong scent,
+and even at the critical time, notwithstanding Mrs. Strickland's statement
+as to Mademoiselle du Ch&acirc;telet's jealous peaching, it seems as if
+Bolingbroke were after all right, and our Ambassador had been put upon the
+right tack too late.</p>
+
+<p>At length, after much posting backwards and <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span>forwards of trusted but
+untrustworthy messengers and confidants, after more than one false alarm,
+and one very provoking act of treachery (on the part of a bankrupt
+banker), after much dissuasion from the Duke of Lorraine, who seems to
+have exhausted all his powers of reasonable argument in vain, after
+stealthy visits said to have been paid by Bolingbroke and Ormonde to Bar,
+and by Mar to Commercy, the great move takes place. To the end Leopold
+appears to have considered James's recall by the spontaneous act of the
+English nation a probable contingency. Now he warns him that a Hanoverian
+king on the English throne will play his game far more effectually than he
+himself possibly can by taking up arms&mdash;that, in the face of the
+unpopularity which the foreign ruler is sure to bring upon himself, if
+left alone, James will, by raising the flag of rebellion, only be cutting
+his own throat. However, James will pay no heed. Learning prudence, at any
+rate, as the time for action draws nearer, both the Chevalier and his
+friends grow close and uncommunicative, so as to extract complaints even
+from D'Audriffet, who, having been previously let into all the harmless
+little secrets of the plot at first hand, now finds himself reduced to
+coaxing intelligence out of "<i>une personne attach&eacute;e au Chevalier de St.
+Georges, qui est de mes amies</i>." However, in October, just before the
+departure actually takes place, Leopold confides to him that James has
+expressed himself resolved to take his fortune into his own hand. He has
+been advised from England and Scotland that circumstances will never be
+more favourable. If he misses this chance, he will have no other. "<i>C'est
+tout gagner ou tout perdre.</i>"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span>At this time it is that James addresses to his friend Cardinal Gualterio
+at Rome a curious "<i>M&eacute;moire sur un Lit</i>," which seems worth recording. He
+begs Gualterio to purchase, at once, as if for himself, "<i>un grand bois de
+lit &agrave; la francoise propre &agrave; coucher deux personnes, avec un dossier, mais
+point des pilliers. Le fond du lit de bon coutil&mdash;renforc&eacute; avec sangles</i>."
+Also, "<i>deux bons mattelas de bonne laine d'Ang<sup>re.</sup> proportionn&eacute;s &agrave; la
+grandeur du lit</i>." His Eminence, James adds, will easily guess the purpose
+for which the bed is designed&mdash;a purpose depending upon "<i>un certain cas
+qu'on espere pouuoir arriver bient&ocirc;t, mais qui doit etre tres secret
+jusqu'a ce qu'il soit asseur&eacute;</i>." He adds that he wants "<i>ni couuertures,
+ni tour de lit, ni ciel de lit, parcequ'on a tout cela ici</i>." The whole
+thing reminds one of that famous musical armchair which was ordered on
+behalf of Napoleon III., to be delivered at Berlin in 1870.</p>
+
+<p>The final escape of James was, on the whole, managed with secresy and some
+skill, though things went a little untowardly. Stair, who was sparing no
+pains to keep the Pretender watched to his every step, was a little
+deceived, partly by that false information which Bolingbroke says that he
+purposely gave him, partly by the equivocal bearing of the Regent and
+Torcy, who were both secretly befriending the Chevalier. Certainly Stair
+got his correct intelligence too late to be of much use, and so sent to
+Ch&acirc;teau Thierry to have James seized after the bird had flown. Cadogan in
+Brussels was better informed. He had stationed a "gentleman from
+Mecklenburgh," M. de Pless, at Nancy, ostensibly to attend the Academy,
+really to play the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span> spy upon the Pretender. A letter from the Regent to
+D'Audriffet shows that the object of his mission was perfectly understood
+in the French capital. The news of the Chevalier's departure comes out
+through the indiscretion of some one in the secret arriving from
+Commercy&mdash;and immediately Pless takes formal leave of the Duke, and
+hurries without a moment's delay off to Brussels, where Cadogan has a
+courier ready, who, but for provokingly prolonged contrary winds, would
+have reached England in excellent time.</p>
+
+<p>Finding the Chevalier's mind made up, Leopold, wishing to be kind to the
+last, sends his <i>prot&eacute;g&eacute;</i> as a parting gift, along with an affectionate
+valedictory letter, the acceptable present of 27,000 louis in gold, which
+James at once stows away in his private strong-box. This, we read, he was
+in the habit of always carrying about with him, placing it under his bed
+at night, and allowing no one to come near it. How he managed to transport
+it when riding on horseback from St Malo to Dunkirk, we are not told.</p>
+
+<p>It is well known that James started from Commercy on the 28th of October,
+1715, in disguise. But the precise manner of his escape is not generally
+quite correctly related. It explains why, for a full fortnight after
+James's disappearance, newspapers still go on reporting his supposed
+doings in Lorraine. The escape was of course abetted by the Prince de
+Vaud&eacute;mont, who, to make it possible, invited a large company to Commercy
+for the day appointed, to hunt in his forests. James went out to hunt, and
+James apparently came back in the evening. But the James who returned was
+not the James who had gone out with the Pretender, but a follower of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span> his,
+who bore a striking resemblance to his master, and had more than once been
+mistaken for him. Who this gentleman was I have not been able to trace.
+With this man James had exchanged clothes, unseen by any one, out in the
+forest. And so, as the Duc de Villeroy writes to Madame de Maintenon (the
+letter is in the Paris MSS), "<i>Il partit misterieusement de Commerci en
+chaise roulante, vestu du violet en Ecclesiastique, avec un petit colet,
+malgr&eacute; la vigilance des Espions, sans qu'ils ayent p&ucirc; auoir ni vent ni
+nouvelles de son depart, que deux ou trois jours apr&egrave;s sa sortie</i>." The
+Pretender pursued his journey, carefully avoiding highroads, reaching
+Peterhead safely in the end, though only after much travelling backwards
+and forwards, taking pains to elude Stair's spies, who were placed at all
+important points. At Nonancourt he narrowly missed being caught, as we
+know, by Captain Douglas and two other emissaries, evidently what Bunyan
+calls "ill-favoured ones." For the impression became general in
+France&mdash;over which the editor of 'The Annals of the Earls of Stair,' Mr
+Murray Graham, grows exceedingly indignant&mdash;that these men were assassins
+retained to destroy the Pretender by Lord Stair, whose passports they
+carried, and who promptly came to their rescue when they were brought
+before the Grand Pr&eacute;v&ocirc;t de la Haute Normandie. Very probably they looked
+cut-throats. One of them was armed. And as cut-throats, not spies, the
+<i>ma&icirc;tresse de la poste</i> cautioned James against them, helping him off, to
+save his life, in a disguise and with a guide provided by herself. As
+supposed cut-throats they were seized by the police, and as cut-throats
+they were brought before the judge.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span> Stair's interference probably it was
+that saved their lives. But all his explanations and all his protestations
+could not for a long time remove from the mind of the French people the
+impression that the men were assassins. The Regent, we hear, released them
+without inquiry, simply to avoid scandal.</p>
+
+<p>How the Pretender's enterprise ended we all know. He does not appear to
+have been particularly attentive to his late host, the Duke of Lorraine.
+On the 24th of October he sent him a formal farewell; but on the 7th
+November we have the Duke stating as a grievance that he is without news.
+During November we find people in Paris growing remarkably confident. On
+the 2d of December Lord Stair complains that "<i>les plus sages &agrave; la Cour</i>"
+are just again beginning to treat the Chevalier as Pretender. Until two
+days before he was "King of England" to every one in Paris, "<i>et tout le
+monde avoit lev&eacute; le masque</i>." There was not a single Frenchman, having any
+connection with the Court, who so much as set foot in Stair's house.
+Everybody thought that the Stuart cause was about to triumph. But the 11th
+of January, 1716, saw James back at Gravelines, "<i>d'o&ugrave; il repassa en
+Lorraine</i>," say the MSS. in the <i>Archives Nationales</i>. Mrs Strickland will
+have it that he went to Paris, where Bollingbroke advised him to go
+straight into Lorraine, without first asking leave of the Duke&mdash;which
+advice he did not follow. Independent Lorrain sources state that he passed
+through Lorraine, "<i>courant la poste a 9 chevaux</i>." As he had left all his
+goods and chattels at Bar-le-Duc, that seems the more likely version.
+Before his departure Duke Leopold had assured the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span> Pretender that his
+dominions would always be open to him, and that he "<i>pourroit compter sur
+luy en tout ce qui en pourroit dependre</i>." In March, however, under
+altered circumstances, we find him advising Queen Mary Beatrice "for the
+second time," that he cannot again receive her son into his duchy. The
+Pretender himself seems to have taken the first warning. For we read in
+the 'Gazette de Hollande' that his <i>Domestiques et Equipages</i> were removed
+from Bar to Paris in February. According to M. Konarski (I have not
+verified the entry in the archives, but it is doubtless correct) James
+left Bar on the 9th of February, "<i>sans adresser ses remerciments et ses
+adieux au duc Leopold</i>," says Noel; "<i>comme un escroc vulgaire</i>," says M.
+Konarski. "<i>Ne se contentant pas de largent que L&eacute;opold lui donnait il
+emprunta des sommes assez fortes aux seigneurs et partit sans les
+rembourser.</i>" The sum of 15,000 francs paid to his friend M. de
+Bassompierre, which appears in the official accounts, is only one such
+debt. "<i>Cette ingratitude de la part du Chevalier de Saint Georges</i>," adds
+Noel, "<i>indignait toute la Cour</i>." People spoke to Leopold about it.
+"Gentlemen," said the Duke, "you forget that this Prince is in misfortune,
+and that he was a king." On another occasion he remarked to M.
+Bardin:&mdash;"He has done me justice; he has thought that I have simply
+performed my duty in assisting an unfortunate."</p>
+
+<p>If the direct benefits which the hospitality extended to James brought to
+Lorraine were less than nil, the indirect were scarcely more valuable. No
+doubt, the Pretender having set the example, not a few Roman Catholics
+from the United Kingdom, so Noel relates,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span> sought the same hospitable
+refuge. Others came&mdash;among them both Noel and Marchal name the elder
+Pitt&mdash;to take advantage of the new Academy opened by Leopold, and rapidly
+blossoming into greatness under such distinguished masters as Duval and
+Vayringe. Some of these men brought plenty of money with them, and their
+liberal fees went to swell acceptably the new professors' receipts. But
+the number of impecunious persons, more particularly Irish, who flowed to
+the Lorrain Court to prey upon Leopold's generosity, seems to have been
+even larger. "<i>Nous regorgeons d'Irlandais</i>," writes the Duke's friend
+Bardin in 1719&mdash;<i>Irlandais</i> who evidently boasted but little money and
+less gratitude. Bardin complains of an exceptionally bad case of the
+latter sort. Leopold mildly replies. "I helped him, not for his sake, but
+for my own."</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+
+<p>In 1749, when the Duc fain&eacute;ant, Stanislas Leszinski, "<i>simple gentilhomme
+lithuanien</i>," was holding his gay little Court at Lun&eacute;ville, with Voltaire
+and Madame du Ch&acirc;telet to lend brilliancy to it, and Madame de Boufflers
+to preside as elderly Venus, we read that the whole company were deeply
+touched when the great French writer, as was his wont, read out aloud his
+just completed chapter on the Stuarts, in the 'Si&egrave;cle de Louis XV.'
+Everybody had a regret for the hardly used dynasty. Scarcely had Voltaire
+closed his book, when in rushed a messenger, bringing the tidings that
+James's son, Charles Edward, doubly an exile after the failure of his
+rebellion of 1745, had, on the demand of the English Government, been
+seized at Paris on leaving the Opera. "Oh heaven!" exclaimed Voltaire,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span>
+"is it possible that the king can suffer such an indignity, and that his
+glory can have been tarnished by a stain which all the water of the Seine
+will not wash away!" The whole company was moved. Voltaire retired
+gloomily into his own room, threw down his MS. into a corner, and did not
+take the work up again till he found himself amid the more prosaic
+surroundings of Berlin. Very shortly after Charles Edward himself knocked
+at Stanislas' door. What he did during the nearly three years that he was
+a refugee at Lun&eacute;ville, it seems impossible to ascertain. The French State
+Papers are silent&mdash;at Lun&eacute;ville not a tradition has survived. His doings
+evidently were not considered worth recording. The drama of Stuart
+kingship was played out. The dream had come to an end. And so Courts grew
+cold.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+
+<p>A fate not so very dissimilar&mdash;except for one brilliant saving
+incident&mdash;awaited those very Dukes who had shown hospitality so freely to
+the Stuarts. The Stuart Pretendership and the Lorrain Dukedom came to an
+end at pretty nearly the same time. Hanover elbowed out the one, France
+the other. The Stuarts went down for good. The Lorrains found themselves
+transplanted to Vienna, and crowned with the Imperial diadem. They brought
+their new country good qualities and manners insuring popularity. But they
+brought it no luck. For once the old Austrian distich spoke wrong:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"Bella gerunt alii, tu, felix Austria, nube!<br />
+Nam quae Mars aliis, dat tibi regna Venus."</p>
+
+<p>Under the Lorrain Emperors came the Seven Years' War, which lost Austria
+Silesia; the Napoleonic wars,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span> which lost much territory in the west;
+1859, which lost part of her Italian possessions; 1866, which tore away
+the rest, and, moreover, turned Austria out of Germany. But the Lorrain
+Emperors have not forgotten their old virtue of hospitality. It may seem a
+strange whim of fate that at the present time the principal among those
+dispossessed sovereigns and unrecognised Pretenders who have flocked for
+protection under the hospitable "Double Cross," now carried back almost to
+its Eastern birthplace, should be the direct descendant and
+representative, six generations down, of the relentless and troublesome
+rival of that same Stuart James, whom, with not a little risk and cost to
+himself, the last really Lorrain Duke generously sheltered in the years
+from 1713 to 1716.</p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span></p>
+<h2>II.&mdash;RICHARD DE LA POLE, "WHITE ROSE."<a name='fna_4' id='fna_4' href='#f_4'><small>[4]</small></a></h2>
+
+
+<p>English visitors at Metz&mdash;there ought to be more, for there is not a
+little that is interesting to be seen in and around the old imperial
+city&mdash;are likely to have pointed out to them some venerable house or
+other, which, their guides will tell them, was nearly four hundred years
+ago the residence of a great English noble, a pretender to the crown, and
+the terror of Henry VIII.&mdash;the "Duke of Suffolk." Some guides may even
+style him "The King of England," since their distinguished townsman,
+Philippe de Vigneulles, gives him that title. In all probability the house
+shown will be the wrong one. For there is a great deal of loose and
+inaccurate arch&aelig;ology prevalent in these parts, and one old house is very
+apt to be confounded with another. I myself have had a leading French
+arch&aelig;ologist in Metz indicating to me an old Merovingian<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span> palace&mdash;highly
+interesting, to be sure&mdash;as the "Duc de Sciffort's" quarters. Once the
+building was plainly ancient, the trifling difference of eight hundred or
+a thousand years in the several dates made no odds to him. With the kind
+assistance, however, of the present archivist, Dr. Wolfram, my friend M.
+des Robert and the help of some old documents preserved in the local
+library&mdash;which in spite of repeated pilferings for the enrichment of
+Paris, still contains many valuable old manuscripts, I have been able
+pretty clearly to trace the movements in Metz of our distinguished
+countryman&mdash;who was indeed a claimant to the English crown, and over whose
+death in the battle of Pavia, in 1525, Henry VIII. exulted with such
+exuberance of gratitude to Providence, that he ordered a second public
+thanksgiving to be held "with great joy" on the 16th of March, the triumph
+proper for the victory of Pavia having&mdash;somewhat rashly, as it afterwards
+turned out&mdash;been celebrated on the 9th day of that month.</p>
+
+<p>The story of this Englishman's exploits abroad affords some features of
+interest. It is a rather curious tale of adventure, love and war, strange
+escapades, intrigues, and ambition. And it may be worth telling, because I
+find that in English historical writings there is a gaping hiatus on the
+subject&mdash;which is not a little remarkable. For, considering what an
+ever-present weight Richard evidently was on the minds of the two last
+Henrys, to what all but incredible lengths those kings carried their
+unscrupulous persecution of him&mdash;how they offered bribes to kings to
+deliver him up, and to meaner men to assassinate him&mdash;how not a treaty was
+proposed to foreign potentates but contained<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span> a special clause forbidding
+the harbouring of this dangerous character&mdash;one might have supposed that
+our chroniclers of the time would have deemed it expedient to tell
+posterity something about him. Their silence is explained by a strange
+want of materials. So little turns out to have been known in this country
+about the great marpeace, that Mr. Burton, in his 'History of Scotland,'
+actually assigns to him the wrong christian name, calling him "Reginald."
+Mr Gairdner in his interesting preface to one of the volumes of
+'Chronicles and Memorials' goes at some length into the history of
+Richard's brother Edmund. What became of Richard himself&mdash;except that he
+fell at Pavia&mdash;he confesses that he "cannot trace at all accurately."
+Napier in his 'Notices of Swyncombe and Ewelme' supplies fuller
+information than any other English writer. But he, too, is evidently at
+fault for materials. It is practically only foreign sources, very little
+studied in this country, to which we have to look for information on the
+subject of how "White Rose" employed the time of his exile, be it
+self-imposed or involuntary, which made up the main portion of his life.</p>
+
+<p>The chief of such writers is Philippe de Vigneulles, a contemporary of
+Richard's, and a citizen of Metz, who has left rather curious and pretty
+full memoirs written in that strange-sounding, uncouth Lorrain French,
+which was at his time spoken at Metz. The original manuscript, formerly in
+the possession of Count Emmery, was some time ago purchased at a sale by
+M. Prost, the well-known Lorrain arch&aelig;ologist. From it M. des Robert,
+another well-known writer, specifically connected with the ancient city of
+Metz&mdash;which only patriotic<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span> considerations have led him to desert&mdash;has
+drawn the information which some years ago he incorporated in a little
+monograph. Even this monograph leaves some gaps. And the author falls into
+one or two odd mistakes&mdash;which are no doubt excusable in a foreigner. For
+instance, he confounds the "rebel and traitor" Richard de la Pole with one
+of the most faithful followers of the Tudor kings, Sir Richard Pole, of
+Lordington, in ascribing to his hero, first, the office of Chamberlain to
+Prince Arthur, and later on the fatherhood of Reginald Pole the cardinal.
+But his pamphlet is decidedly useful, as supplying clues, which I have
+been able to follow up successfully on the spot.</p>
+
+<p>Richard de la Pole was the last member of a family which, within the space
+of about a century of strange vicissitudes, ran through all the stages of
+rapid rise, almost to the height of the throne, and no less sudden,
+humiliating descent, to attainder, execution, confiscation, and dishonour.
+I cannot stop here to tell their history at length. Genealogists have been
+careful to point out that the French prefix <i>de la</i> proves no Norman
+descent. There is no "de la Pole," nor any name resembling it, to be met
+with in the Battle Roll. The De la Poles' origin was, in fact, so humble,
+that their first distinguished member, Michael, the prosperous
+merchant&mdash;to whom his native town, Hull, raised a monument in
+1871&mdash;afterwards Lord Chancellor of England and Knight of the Garter, is
+described in Camden as "basely born." His "base birth," it is true, has
+been disproved. But that only makes a difference of two or three
+generations. When Richard and his brothers came into the world, the family
+had had five generations of titled<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span> distinction and notoriety&mdash;partly of
+honour and partly of disgrace. Only one Suffolk of this
+creation&mdash;Richard's father&mdash;seems to have died at home and in his bed. And
+even his death was caused by "grief for the ruin of his family." The Lord
+Chancellor expired almost exactly a century before of "a broken heart" in
+exile. His son fell a victim to "dissentery" before Harfleur. The next
+Earl was honourably killed at Agincourt. His son, again, the "Duke of
+Suffolk" denounced in early ballads, lived to disgrace that dukedom which
+he had first obtained, and to die by lynch law under the form of a trial,
+for having had a hand in the murder of Humphrey, the "good" Duke of
+Gloucester, and in the surrender of Normandy and Aquitaine to France. This
+"bad" Duke's son rose once more to high distinction. King Edward IV.
+actually conferred upon him the hand of his sister Elizabeth; and Richard
+III., on the death of his own only son, appointed his eldest son
+John&mdash;created Earl of Lincoln&mdash;next heir to the throne. That appointment
+proved in after-time a rather questionable boon to the family. For it
+involved both John and his brothers in perils, and intrigues, and
+persecution. The Earl of Lincoln fell in the battle of Stoke, fighting for
+Simnel, the pretending Earl of Warwick, and by his treason and disgrace
+caused the death of his father. Of course his estates and titles were held
+to be forfeited. That forfeiture notwithstanding, the Earl of Lincoln's
+next brother was admitted to some part of the succession, both of estate
+and of title, by amicable arrangement with King Henry VII. These peerage
+cases were dealt with in those days in a very different manner from<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span> what
+they are now, as appears from the fact, that only some eight years
+previously, in Edward IV.'s reign, the De la Poles' rather distant cousin,
+the then Duke of Bedford&mdash;a Neville, not a Russell&mdash;had been deprived of
+his peerage by Act of Parliament on the score of poverty.</p>
+
+<p>Edmund de la Pole bargained with Henry VII., and recovered part of his
+brother's possessions and also the humbler of his titles in the peerage,
+by sacrificing the higher. He was admitted to the peerage as "Earl of
+Suffolk." Notwithstanding his renunciation, he, later on, when in exile,
+again claimed the dukedom. Edmund had in his youth been reported by the
+University of Oxford in a letter addressed to his uncle, King Edward IV.,
+"a penetrating, eloquent, and brilliant genius"&mdash;anything but which he
+proved himself to be. His letters read like the writing of a man of very
+poor education, even judged by the standard of those unlettered days. And
+at Court he played his cards so unskilfully, that he soon became, from a
+rather petted hanger-on, a declared "rebel and traitor," persecuted with
+all the unrelenting meanness and malice that the two first Tudor
+kings&mdash;the first, at any rate, not feeling very secure on his throne&mdash;were
+masters of. That almost necessarily involved his younger brother Richard
+in a like fate&mdash;which Richard did nothing to evade. Edmund, we read, had
+the misfortune to kill a "mean" person, whom he presumed to chastise for
+insulting him. For this he was brought before the King's Bench and
+adjudged guilty. The king readily granted a pardon. But the Earl took the
+indignity of his mere trial so much to heart, that he very<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span> unwisely fled
+die country. People said that he had taken refuge at the Court of his aunt
+Margaret, Duchess of Burgundy, which was then notoriously the
+gathering-place of malcontent Yorkists. This turned out incorrect. But the
+rumour may have helped to prejudice Henry against him. Edmund returned
+home for Prince Arthur's wedding in 1501, and appears to have been at
+pains to make his loyalty know, and to have been outwardly well received.
+But almost immediately afterwards he ran away a second time. And as he
+forthwith proclaimed himself a pretender to the throne, and obtained from
+the Emperor Maximilian a promise of material help&mdash;the loan of 4000 of his
+troops, wherewith to make good his pretention&mdash;it is not surprising that
+Henry should have set all his ample apparatus of crafty persecution at
+work against a man become so dangerous a foe. But it is surprising to find
+him stooping so very low in his recourse to dirty expedients. The State
+Papers show that bribes were offered all round&mdash;to the Emperor, to the
+King of France, Louis XII., to Philip of Castile and Burgundy&mdash;as much as
+twelve thousand crowns in gold&mdash;for Edmund's surrender or despatch. At
+length, in 1506, Fortune put Philip into Henry's power&mdash;a storm driving
+him on our coast. And Henry meanly took advantage of that opportunity to
+extort from the Spaniard an undertaking to surrender Edmund&mdash;then detained
+at Namur&mdash;agreeing, in return, to Philip's stipulation, that the
+prisoner's life should be spared. That promise he kept to the letter.
+Edmund was detained in the Tower until Henry's death&mdash;and then executed on
+Tower Hill by Henry VIII., in obedience to a direction<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span> set down with
+incredible rancour in his father's will. Dugdale suggests that, Edmund
+being so popular as a pretender, Henry VIII. did not like to leave the
+kingdom for a war projected in France, with his rival remaining in England
+alive. Another report says, that he was beheaded on the ground of
+correspondence proved to have taken place between himself and his brother,
+then a general in the French army.</p>
+
+<p>Richard had taken service under the King of France as early as 1492.
+Charles VIII. detecting in him even then that brilliant capacity which
+made him in after-life one of the foremost generals of his day, intrusted
+to him the command of 6000 <i>lansquenets</i>, at whose head he mastered the
+difficult but valuable art of maintaining discipline among a most unruly,
+but at the same time most serviceable host, and qualified himself for that
+peculiar kind of warfare in which he subsequently gathered splendid
+laurels. By this early favour Charles linked to his Court an officer who,
+as Gaillard says, became one of "<i>cette pleiade de grands Capitaines qui
+illustr&egrave;rent les r&egrave;gnes de Louis XII. et Fran&ccedil;ois I., et port&egrave;rent si haut
+l'honneur de nos armes&mdash;Bayard, la Palisse, la Tr&eacute;mouille, duc de
+Gueldres, Robert de la Marck</i> [better known as Fleurange, "Le Jeune
+Aventureux"], <i>et la famille de Rohan</i>." Of all these famous
+captains&mdash;and, moreover, of Francis of Angoul&ecirc;me himself&mdash;Richard was a
+comrade-in-arms and familiar friend. And nobody seemed to be able to
+manage the wild and "<i>indociles</i>" mercenaries, who were ready to place
+themselves at the service of any sovereign who would pay them, like
+himself. Dreaded foes&mdash;and to the people scarcely less dreaded
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span>allies&mdash;were those "bandes noires" of Northern Germany, who, like the
+modern Prussians, bore on their banner the colours of black and white.
+Before Pampeluna&mdash;of gloomy memory&mdash;they mutinied even against Bayard,
+"striking"&mdash;according to the most approved notions of nineteenth-century
+trades-unionism&mdash;at the most critical juncture for the concession of
+double pay. Bayard and Suffolk between them, however, soon reduced them to
+obedience. Brant&ocirc;me relates that it was said of the <i>lansquenets</i> that
+after St. Peter had refused them entrance into heaven, their troubled
+souls could not even obtain admission into hell. The very devils were
+afraid of this wild company. With these rough warriors did Richard fight
+his battles, and fought them so well, that there was not one of the three
+French kings whom he served, who did not feel moved to reward his services
+with a substantial pension, in addition to his open thanks. Ever foremost
+in battle, Richard's company "receveyd," as John Stile reports to Henry
+VIII., "most hurte and los of men then any other of that party." And on
+that fateful day which cost Richard his life, and Francis I. "<i>tout fors
+l'honneur</i>," the king declared that, if all his troops had but done their
+duty like Richard's <i>lansquenets</i>, the victory would have been his.
+Francis was especially beholden to these rough soldiers, because, by
+winning for him the battle of Marignano, when his crown was still young
+and unsettled upon his head, they raised him to high prestige, and
+completely altered his position in Europe. "<i>Ce gros gar&ccedil;on g&acirc;tera tout</i>,"
+Louis XII. had said&mdash;leaving 1800 livres of debts for the "<i>gros gar&ccedil;on</i>"
+to pay. The prediction proved wrong.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span>When Richard de la Pole took service under Charles VIII., his father was
+recently dead "of grief," and his family were under a cloud, owing to
+Lincoln's rising in 1487. The "affable" king was much pleased with his
+captain, and after the siege of Boulogne assigned to him a pension of 7000
+<i>&eacute;cus</i>. At the conclusion of the treaty of Etaples, Henry VII. began his
+shabby course of persecution against Richard, from which he and his son
+never desisted while Richard was alive, demanding from Charles the
+surrender of his foe. Charles, however, flatly refused the demand. King
+Charles's pension, it is sadly to be feared, lapsed with his life in 1498;
+for in 1505, and thereabouts, we find Richard in absolute
+destitution&mdash;left, indeed, in pawn by his brother Edmund for that
+brother's debts with the citizens of Aix-la-Chapelle. (Sir Henry Ellis,
+with a little too much knowledge of German geography, places Richard at
+"Aken on the Elbe." It is, however, perfectly clear that the place of his
+detention was Aachen&mdash;that is, what we generally call Aix-la-Chapelle, but
+for which both Edmund and Richard adopted various fancy spellings, as,
+indeed, they did for most of their words, from the simple article upward.)</p>
+
+<p>As Richard's fate is so closely bound up with Edmund's, it may be
+convenient to review at one rapid glance the fortunes of that poor
+nobleman after his flight in 1501. He first repaired to Imst, in the
+Tyrol, to seek help from the Emperor Maximilian. The Emperor Maximilian
+gave him ample encouragement, drew up an agreement, kept his confidential
+agent as representative at his own Court, and sent him with letters of
+recommendation to Aix-la-Chapelle, where, hoping<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span> to obtain further
+succour, Edmund managed to outrun the constable, and was fain to leave his
+brother as pledge. In spring 1502 it was proposed that Edmund, to make
+good his claim, should land in England from Denmark. In that same year,
+however, Henry talked over the Emperor, and concluded a treaty with him,
+by which Maximilian bound himself not to allow any English rebels to
+reside in his dominions, "even though they be of the rank of dukes." That
+was, there can be no doubt, specially aimed at Edmund and Richard. Edmund
+now despaired of help in the quarter appealed to, and transferred his
+attentions to the Court of the Count Palatine. In 1504 he entered
+Guelders, with a view to proceeding to Frisia and obtaining pecuniary
+assistance&mdash;so he writes to his pawned brother at Aachen&mdash;from Duke George
+of Saxony. The Duke of Guelders, greedy to secure&mdash;as Archduke Philip, his
+cousin, writes to Henry&mdash;the reward which he is likely to receive from
+Henry, plays the traitor and enters into an intrigue with Philip of
+Burgundy&mdash;it is always the same Philip&mdash;who eventually "interns" Edmund at
+Namur.</p>
+
+<p>Poor Richard was in sore straits all the time. "Here I ly," he writes to
+his brother in very curious English, "in gret peyne and pouerte for your
+Grace, and no manner of comffort I have of your Grace.... Sir, be my
+trothe ye dele ffery hardly with me." "Sir," he writes again another time,
+"I beseche your Grace, send me some what to help me with all." He reports
+that&mdash;while Edmund was at Namur&mdash;the indignant "bourgoys of Aix" have sent
+a deputation to Philip to see what redress they could obtain. And coming<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span>
+back empty-handed they had denounced Edmund to Richard as "<i>le pluis false
+homme que oncques fuyt de sa parole</i>," and threatened to expose him at all
+the courts of Europe. At the same time Richard is made uncomfortable by
+the fact that he knows that Henry has offered the burgesses of Aix
+bribes&mdash;as much as 5000 crowns in gold&mdash;if they will deliver him "three
+lieuwes out of the town of Aix"&mdash;"and he will pay them," he significantly
+adds.</p>
+
+<p>From Namur, Edmund, with a mixture of rather too ingenuous prudence and
+folly, as a last shift, offers a reconciliation to Henry, but fixes his
+own terms exorbitantly high. This offer, as has been already related,
+sealed his doom. He died by the executioner in 1513.</p>
+
+<p>His death left Richard the more or less recognised "White Rose" claimant
+to the throne of England. (What became of his two elder brothers, Humphrey
+and Edward&mdash;both of whom took orders, and one of whom was Archdeacon of
+Richmond&mdash;we are not told.) Somehow or other he had managed to get away
+from Aix in 1506. For in that year we find the Emperor reporting to Henry
+that he had seized the French "orators," who had proceeded to Hungary by
+way of Venice. He had looked out, as desired, for Richard, but had not
+been able to find him among the company. In April, 1507, however, Richard
+writes, dating his letter "Budae," to the Bishop of Li&eacute;ge&mdash;one of the De
+la Marcks with whom at Metz he was to become intimate&mdash;in Latin, which is
+very much better than his English, though that is not saying much.</p>
+
+<p>King Henry having, in 1509, given proofs of his peculiar goodwill towards
+the De la Poles, by excepting<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span> them in distinct terms from a general
+pardon, we cannot be surprised to learn that Richard&mdash;"Blanche Rose" they
+called him in France&mdash;had grown busy scheming against his sovereign. Louis
+XII. was then at war with Henry, and it served Louis's purpose to turn to
+account the "<i>instrument de trouble que le roi dans l'occassion pouvait
+faire agir en Angleterre&mdash;une &eacute;tincelle qui pouvait y rallumer les
+anciennes incendies</i>." In 1512 we have John Stile reporting to Henry, that
+"your sayd rebel was mayde a Capytan of the Almaynys that went you to
+Navar, where many of the Almaynys now of late be slayne." "The Almaynys"
+were Richard's <i>lansquenets</i>, who indeed suffered great "hurte and los" in
+that ill-starred campaign. Richard fought there side by side with Bayard,
+and half starved with him on bread made of millet; and though their defeat
+meant disaster to the King of Navarre, the army were not altogether sorry
+to be called back to Artois, invaded by the English. Richard's command of
+the "French fleet for a rising in England," recorded by Peter Martyr, was
+probably only of brief duration. For we find him again at the head of his
+6000 <i>lansquenets</i> at Therouenne, besieged by the English, and taking part
+in the inglorious "battle of the Spurs"&mdash;so named because the French,
+taken by surprise while riding, not their war-horses, but their
+"hackneys," trusted more to their spurs than to their swords. That day of
+Guinegate helped to bring peace to England and France&mdash;and to send Richard
+to Metz. The Duc de Longueville, taken prisoner on that day, turned his
+captivity to account for negotiating a treaty of peace&mdash;one condition of
+which was that the Princess<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span> Mary, Henry VIII.'s sister, should be married
+to the all but dying Louis XII.&mdash;as the clerics of the Basoche said, "<i>Une
+hacquen&eacute;e pour le porter bientost et plus doucement en enfer ou en
+paradis</i>." Another condition was, that Richard should be given up. To this
+Louis would not agree, but answered in almost the same terms which his
+cousin had used, "<i>Qu'il aimait mieux perdre tout ce qu'il poss&eacute;dait que
+de le conserver en violant l'hospitalit&eacute;</i>." Some people say that this was
+mere bounce. But it had its effect.</p>
+
+<p>A compromise was arranged, in pursuance of which Richard was banished to
+Metz. That was rather a cool proceeding on the part of the two monarchs,
+considering that Metz was then a city of the Empire, in no sort of
+dependence upon either Henry or Louis. The thirteen Jurats of Metz were
+accordingly a little taken aback when they received Louis's letter to
+"<i>mes bons amis</i>," begging that his <i>prot&eacute;g&eacute;</i> might be "<i>bien re&ccedil;u et bien
+advenu</i>"&mdash;as well they might, in view of the treaty concluded between
+England and their master, the Emperor, in 1502, with special reference to
+this self-styled "duke." However, they got over the difficulty by granting
+Richard a <i>laissezpasser</i> for eight days, to be indefinitely renewed,
+while that should prove practicable. So De la Pole went to Metz, England
+and France got their peace for a time, and Mary&mdash;"<i>bien polie, mignoinne,
+gente et belle</i>" as she was&mdash;married Louis, "<i>fort gouteux vies et
+caducque</i>," as a brief prelude to her clandestine marriage with the new
+Duke of Suffolk, Brandon.</p>
+
+<p>On the 2d of September, 1514, one Saturday, we read in Vigneulles,
+"Blanche Rose" entered Metz,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span> escorted by sixty "<i>chevaliers</i>," several
+French "<i>gentilhommes</i>," and a guard of honour furnished by the Duke of
+Lorraine, Ren&eacute; II. That was making his entry in good style; and such
+style, on the whole, he managed to maintain whilst in Metz. It is true
+that at times he was very short of money, and paid his servants, dressed
+"in grey and blue," their wages most irregularly; and that even his
+chaplain could wring his "wages" from him only "a crown at a time." But
+that was because, what with keeping open house, and entertaining the
+<i>honoratiores</i> of Metz, betting, gambling, and making love to other men's
+wives, "the Duke" spent his money faster than he got it. King Louis had
+allowed him a pension of 6000 <i>&eacute;cus</i> per annum. King Francis made very
+much of him, and from time to time "augmented his stipend." The Messins,
+always inclined to hospitality, took delight in honouring their guest,
+whose chivalrous manners and easy amiability made him popular. And they
+never ceased to look upon him as "<i>le vray h&eacute;ritier d'Angleterre qui
+devoit mieulx estre roy que celui qui l'estoit</i>."</p>
+
+<p>Metz was then in a semi-independent state, which, in the present day, it
+is interesting to study. Its nationality was German, its language was a
+curious sort of early French. Its sympathies were French, too. Its
+seigneurs served in the French army; and at the famous "sacres" of French
+kings, representatives of the leading families of Metz&mdash;the Serri&egrave;res, the
+Gournays, the De Heus, the Baudoches, &amp;c.&mdash;attended, and considered it an
+honour to be dubbed knights. To complete the mixture of nationalities, the
+city was surrounded by Lorraine, then an independent dukedom. The
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span>government of the city was in principle the same as that of other great
+German free towns&mdash;Strassburg, B&acirc;le, Cologne, Mayence, &amp;c. There was
+nothing at all similar in France. It was divided into six (originally only
+five) "paraiges." Its head was a <i>ma&icirc;tre &eacute;chevin</i>, at that time appointed
+afresh every year. It was administered by a council of thirteen Jurats,
+representing, for the most part, the patrician families. From the judgment
+of the Thirteen there was no appeal. The larger Council consisted of the
+Thirteen, with the addition of an indefinite number of "prudhommes" or
+"wardours"; and for purposes of taxation and similar business, the whole
+mass of citizens were called together. There were, moreover, standing
+committees of seven each, appointed to deal severally with matters of war,
+gates and walls, the collection of taxes, the treasury, and paving. There
+were also three mayors under the <i>ma&icirc;tre &eacute;chevin</i> and a number of "amans"
+or amanuenses, answering to modern notaries. The whole city was a
+thoroughly self-contained little republic.</p>
+
+<p>Among these people Richard de la Pole had come to take up his abode. As a
+welcome, the Thirteen presented him with two demi-cuves of wine, one red
+the other "clairet," and, moreover, with twenty-five quarters of oats for
+his horses. The question of housing so distinguished a guest presented
+some difficulties. On the advice of Michel Chaverson, the <i>ma&icirc;tre &eacute;chevin</i>
+for the year, the Thirteen committed Richard to the care of Vigneulles,
+the writer of the Memoirs, then already a citizen of note and substance.
+For the first three nights he put Richard up at "la Court St Mairtin,"
+which was presumably near the Church of St<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span> Martin still existing. The
+Duke of Lorraine's Guard were quartered in what was then the leading
+hotel, "&agrave; l'Ange," which has now disappeared. Nothing suitable offering
+for a longer residence, Vigneulles prevailed upon his fellow-citizen,
+Chevalier Claude Baudoche, one of the foremost men in the place, and
+"Seigneur of Moulins"&mdash;the prettily situated village or almost suburb
+which you pass on your way to the battle-fields of 1870&mdash;to lend him for
+an indefinite period his magnificent mansion called "Paisse Temps,"
+situated on the bank of one arm of the Moselle. The site may still easily
+be traced. It adjoined the Abbey of St Vincent, of which the church still
+stands&mdash;a beautiful church inside, though insignificant without. Its
+architectural lines are perfect, and there is some fine stained glass from
+the famous works of Champigneulles, of Metz, which were in 1875 removed to
+Bar-le-Duc. The Baudoches were at that time a wealthy and highly
+influential family in Metz. To-day, such is the instability of things
+terrestrial, the city knows them no more. About fifty years ago, their
+last remaining representative was a small watchmaker plying his trade in
+an insignificant shop in the Rue Fournirue. Of the suitableness of the
+house secured there could be no question; for in it Pierre Baudoche,
+Claude's father, had entertained several crowned heads, including the
+Emperor Maximilian. Here Richard found a lordly home, which he maintained
+in a lordly style, receiving in turn all the leading personages of Metz
+and dispensing a princely hospitality.</p>
+
+<p>On New Year's Day, 1515, precisely at midnight, Louis XII. died, not
+twelve weeks after his marriage with Mary, who&mdash;rather uncomfortable under
+the attentions<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span> paid her by Francis, French historians say&mdash;very soon left
+the Court, to marry the new Duke of Suffolk. The "gros gar&ccedil;on" could not
+keep quiet long. With an army including no less than 26,000 <i>lansquenets</i>
+he marched into Italy, to claim his succession to the Milanais, and won
+the battle of Marignano. In this campaign Richard appears to have found no
+employment, though his old corps, the <i>lansquenets</i>, covered themselves
+with glory. The treaty with England, forbidding his employment in France,
+was still too recent for him to be allowed to lend the aid of his sword.
+Truth to tell, Henry gained mighty little by Richard's ostensible
+inaction. Being at Metz, plotting and scheming, he made the king far more
+uncomfortable than he could possibly have done had he been fighting at
+Marignano. He was reported to be planning all sorts of enterprises.
+Evidently he was much feared at home. Wolsey complains that malcontents
+and men out of work threaten that they will join De la Pole and take part
+in the impending invasion. On Henry's side it is all treachery and
+scheming. Richard is to be waylaid, to be murdered, and so on. Lord
+Worcester writes that he "knows of a gentleman who will take that matter
+in hand." He is to be seized "when he goes into the field either to course
+the hares or to see his horses" (<i>i.e.</i>, to take exercise). The Emperor,
+on the other hand, had grown so careless in the observance of his treaty
+with England, that the Messins had plucked up courage formally to present
+Richard with the freedom of their city. And a "paper of intelligence" to
+the English Court describes him as "in his glory."</p>
+
+<p>In 1516 "Blanche Rose" could remain quiet no<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span> longer. He must see Francis,
+and ask for military employment. So on the 22d February, without telling
+any one a word, we find him mounting horse, taking with him only his cook
+and a page, and trotting off to Paris, covering a hundred miles in
+twenty-four hours. But there was no employment for him yet. He returned on
+the 3rd of April. On Christmas Eve he repeats his ride, again secretly,
+accompanied by the Duke of Guelders, who had come to Metz in disguise. He
+returned, as he had come, in strict privacy, on the 17th February. After
+his return Claude Baudoche found that he could no longer spare "Paisse
+Temps," and politely turned out his guest. But he placed another house at
+his disposal, which may still be seen, at the crossing of the Rue de
+l'Esplanade and the Rue des Prisons Militaires (I give the French names,
+having forgotten the German). In the old chronicles the house, previously
+occupied by Jean or Jehan de Vy, is described as "<i>apr&egrave;s le grant maison
+de coste de St Esprit</i>." Just opposite it is the Church of St Martin, a
+rather interesting building, exhibiting a curious medley of architectural
+styles. A rather remarkable feature in the church is a row of curious
+sculptures. "Blanche Rose's" house, dwindled terribly in size, and shorn
+of its ancient splendour, though still exhibiting some small remnants of
+former grandeur, such as zigzag mouldings and Gothic labels, directly
+faces this church on one side, and on the other side a public building,
+which is, if I recollect right, the military prison, and in front of which
+a Prussian sentry paces solemnly up and down.</p>
+
+<p>At this house it was that Richard conceived the curious idea of treating
+his fellow-burgesses to what<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span> must have infallibly endeared him to English
+neighbours&mdash;namely, the spectacle of a horse-race. Such a thing as that
+was, it appears, previously quite unknown in Metz. And accordingly it
+occasioned not a little stir. Richard and "<i>aultres seigneurs</i>," we read,
+were much given to exciting pastimes, including gambling and betting. And
+Richard, being the owner of a horse of which&mdash;like other owners of
+horses&mdash;he had an exceedingly high opinion, was rash enough one day to
+offer a bet against any one who might maintain that within ten "<i>lues</i>"
+round there was another horse running equally well. Nicolle Dex (whose
+name was pronounced Desh) readily took the bet, offering, to run his own
+horse against Richard's. All the particulars of the arrangements for the
+race are minutely recorded by Vigneulles. The two men were to ride their
+own horses. The course was to be from the Orme at Aubigny (a village five
+miles from Metz) to the gate of the Abbey of St. Clement (which abbey was
+destroyed in 1552, when the Duc de Guise held Metz against Charles V.).
+The bet was for eighty "<i>escus d'or au solleil</i>," which was to be paid
+beforehand to a stakeholder. The race came off on the appointed day,
+Saturday the 2nd of May&mdash;the day on which "<i>l'awaine et le bacon</i>" were,
+by regulation of the authorities, first sold. That would enable the
+competitors to get easily out of the gate of St. Thibault&mdash;which was
+conveniently near Richard's house, but which had to be opened on purpose.
+The Chevalier Dex, with an amount of cunning of which Vigneulles does not
+altogether approve, had for some days before subjected both himself and
+his horse to preparatory treatment&mdash;"<i>dieu scet comment</i>."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span> "<i>Comme il me
+fut dit et certifi&eacute;</i>," that treatment consisted in his drinking nothing
+but white wine&mdash;which is the more sour of the two, and therefore is
+supposed rather strongly to contract the human frame&mdash;and giving his horse
+no hay whatever. Moreover, he had his horse shod with very light steel
+shoes. And himself he made as light as possible, riding "<i>tout en
+pourpoint, avec un petit bonnet en sa teste</i>," without shoes and without a
+saddle, having merely a light saddle-cloth laid over the horse's back.
+"Blanche Rose," however, rode in a saddle, and booted and spurred as for
+ordinary exercise. When the signal was given, Vigneulles says, the
+horsemen started with such terrible impetuosity that the bystanders
+thought the earth was going to open under them. "Blanche Rose" kept the
+lead most part of the way. But when the two reached St. Laidre&mdash;a
+<i>l&eacute;proserie</i> near Montigny (the name of which still survives in a hamlet
+situated between Montigny and Aubigny) famed for its asparagus and
+fruit&mdash;Dex's artifices began to tell. Richard's horse was found to puff
+and to pant, and could not keep pace with its rival. Nicolle outstripped
+him. And though Richard spurred his horse till "<i>le cler sanc en sailloit
+de tout coust&eacute;</i>," it availed him nothing. Nicolle, having husbanded his
+horse's powers, came in first at the post. Richard was terribly annoyed,
+but he "<i>ne d&eacute;daignait de risquer un peu de honte contre beaucoup de
+plaisir</i>," like a good many other people. Very naturally, however, he
+would have his revenge. So the next St. Clement's Day saw the two horses
+running against one another once more; but it seems that their masters did
+not this time act as their own jockeys. Ill luck<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span> would have it that
+"Blanche Rose's" jockey, one of his pages, was thrown whilst riding, by
+which mishap his master lost his bet a second time. After that he did not
+tempt fortune again on the turf.</p>
+
+<p>A month after the first race, Richard made a second attempt to obtain a
+command under Francis. Accompanied by several "<i>de nos jonnes seigneurs</i>,"
+he proceeded to Milan and other places in Italy. "<i>Dieu les conduie</i>,"
+piously ejaculates Vigneulles. They arrived, as it turned out, a day after
+the fair. Peace had been concluded, and the <i>seigneurs</i> returned to Metz
+without having had occasion to draw their swords.</p>
+
+<p>In this year, Henry, through one of his emissaries, tempted Richard with a
+proposal that he should endeavour to make his peace with the king, and
+write him a letter in that sense. The king, explained Alamire, the
+emissary in question, "had the character of being most clement." "So I
+have heard," replied Richard, scenting the mischief; "and how well I
+should stand with my present protector, the King of France, if King Henry
+were to show him my letter!"</p>
+
+<p>In the following year Richard once more rode to Paris, seeking employment.
+This time he was rewarded with a secret mission, on which he was sent into
+Normandy. It was about this time that Giustiniani learnt from the legate,
+Campeggio, that Francis favoured "Blanche Rose" more than ever, and Henry
+and his ministers again began to feel acutely uncomfortable. They had
+heard, so the State Papers show, that Francis and Richard were plotting
+mischief: Francis was favouring the Duke of Albany and trying to stir up
+disturbances in Scotland. There was a scheme on foot,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span> Sir Richard
+Jernegan reports, according to which the Duke of Albany was to sail from
+Brittany to Scotland, "there to make business against the king," while
+"Blanche Rose" was to invade England from Denmark, abetted by the king of
+that country, and accompanied by that king's uncle, the Duke of Ulske; and
+Monsieur de Bourbon and the Duke of Vend&ocirc;me were at the same time to
+besiege Tournay, which, in the peace of 1514, England had managed to
+retain. We cannot be altogether surprised, knowing in what systematic
+manner the Henrys persecuted the De la Poles, to learn that a man was said
+to have been taken in Champagne, paid by Henry to kill Richard. Indeed the
+thought of getting rid of Richard by assassination appears to have been
+habitually uppermost in Henry's mind.</p>
+
+<p>However, the threatened invasion did not take place yet. Francis had other
+work to turn his thoughts to. On the 12th of January, 1519, Emperor
+Maximilian of Germany died, and the question arose, who was to be the next
+Emperor. Charles, the youthful King of Spain, was a candidate, and Francis
+of France resolved to enter the lists against him. He considered himself
+to have a fair chance. He seems to have counted even on Henry's support;
+but Henry, it turned out, cherished ill-founded hopes of being himself
+elected, and fought in a half-hearted way for his own hand. Francis,
+however, spared no pains in his canvass. He bribed and coaxed and promised
+all round, and indeed only very narrowly missed the election. At the last
+moment the Elector of Saxony left him in the lurch, just as, nearly three
+centuries after, that Elector's successor failed Napoleon at Leipzig,
+going over<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span> to the other side. But for that defection Francis would of a
+surety have been elected Emperor. One of the promises which Francis had
+rashly made, was this: "<i>Si je suis &eacute;lu, trois ans apr&egrave;s l'&eacute;lection, je
+jure que je serai &agrave; Constantinople ou je serai mort</i>." At the very last
+stage of the proceedings he despatched Richard de la Pole as a
+confidential envoy to Prague, where the Electoral College was sitting, to
+further his candidature. In the National Library at Paris a manuscript
+letter is still preserved containing the king's instructions. However,
+Richard arrived too late.</p>
+
+<p>In the same year&mdash;1519&mdash;"Blanche Rose" found himself compelled to change
+his quarters a second time. Claude Baudoche "<i>vouloit r'avoir ses
+maisons</i>." The dean and chapter of Metz signalised their goodwill towards
+the guest of their city by making over to him for life, at a nominal rent
+of 10 <i>sols messins</i> per annum, their old mansion, called "la Haulte
+Pierre," occupying the commanding site on which now stands the Palais de
+Justice. In all probability, the handsome esplanade now leading up to that
+building did not at that time exist, nor yet perhaps the splendid terrace
+facing the Moselle and St. Quentin. But at all times the situation must
+have been unique. The reason why the house was let so cheap was, that it
+was then in an utterly dilapidated condition, and the tenant undertook
+thoroughly to repair it. He did better, as the chapter remembered to his
+credit after his death. At a heavy cost&mdash;he spent 2000 gold florins upon
+it in one year&mdash;he rebuilt it from top to bottom in magnificent style.
+That mansion does not now survive. It was pulled down in 1776 to make
+room<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span> for the present structure, more useful though less showy, in which
+are housed the provincial law-courts.</p>
+
+<p>While still in "la Rue de la Grande Maison"&mdash;the Rue de
+l'Esplanade&mdash;Richard de la Pole got entangled in a little love intrigue,
+which caused a tremendous commotion in the town, and led him into serious
+trouble. Metz was rather famed in those days for its goldsmiths. The Rue
+Fournirue&mdash;still interesting&mdash;was full of them. One of these artisans,
+named Nicolas S&eacute;bille, had a young wife, whom Vigneulles describes as
+"<i>une des belles jonnes femmes, qui fut point en la cit&eacute; de Metz, haulte,
+droite et &eacute;lanc&eacute;e et blanche comme la neige</i>." To this beautiful young
+woman's heart Richard successfully laid siege. She came to see him at his
+house, which was conveniently near. The conquest does not appear to have
+cost him much persuasion. Evidently Madame S&eacute;bille was as hotly smitten
+with him as he was with her. To be able to carry on his little amour with
+the greater freedom, he gave the unsuspecting husband an order for some
+very costly and elaborate goldsmith's work, necessitating one or two
+journeys to Paris, the expense of which Richard was quite content to pay.
+While the husband was away "<i>celle belle S&eacute;bille</i>" went "<i>aulcunes fois
+bancqueter et faire la bonne chi&egrave;re en l'ostel du dit duc</i>," so much so
+that the city began to talk. The duke, for the safety of his lady-love,
+employed a certain hosier named Mangenat to escort her and watch the
+streets. Mangenat was in one sense admirably fitted for this office&mdash;for
+he was a stalwart bully, who soon became the terror of all the
+neighbourhood. Like the German and French police in these days, he
+suspected a spy or an enemy in every person<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span> he met, and struck and mauled
+a good many harmless creatures. That caused additional scandal; and as
+there was no police to maintain peace and order, the neighbours, after
+complaining a good deal, took the law into their own hand, and one fine
+night, early in September, turned out in force to lynch Mangenat. Richard
+had by that time removed to "Haulte Pierre," and there was therefore a
+considerable distance to cover between his house and the Rue Fournirue.
+The neighbours were firmly resolved to turn Mangenat into a "<i>corps sans
+&acirc;me</i>." Mangenat, however, managed to elude them. The neighbours then laid
+their plaint before the Thirteen. Madame S&eacute;bille, fearing her husband's
+wrath, resolutely packed up her clothes and jewels and other belongings,
+and with them also her husband's money, and transferred herself with these
+possessions to the "Haulte Pierre." This made matters still worse,
+especially when Nicolas returned home and set a-clamouring for his money
+and his wife. Watching for "Blanche Rose," he caught him one day in the
+Rue Fournirue, and very nearly did for him. On Sunday, the 16th of
+September, he demonstratively took up his position, fully armed with sword
+and hallebarde, at the cathedral door, intending to knock Richard's life
+out of him in the sacred place. Richard was warned, and wisely kept out of
+the way. However, as Nicolas tried to raise a popular tumult, on the
+ground that an outraged plebeian could obtain no legal redress from the
+patrician court&mdash;"<i>l'aristocratie</i>," says M. des Robert, "<i>fut tout
+puissante</i>"&mdash;the Thirteen could ignore the case no longer. With some
+difficulty they persuaded "the duke" to let Madame S&eacute;bille go. He agreed
+to this only on the distinct <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span>understanding that Nicolas "<i>ne lui</i> [that
+is, his wife] <i>ne reprochait en rien sa conduite, ni ne la baittroit, ni
+ne lui diroit parole qui l'en puist desplaire, si non que leur d&eacute;bast ou
+huttin vint pour aultre chose</i>." This undertaking having been given&mdash;by
+the Thirteen&mdash;Madame S&eacute;bille was brought before the court under protection
+of a strong armed escort, consisting of notable chevaliers. Of course
+Nicolas would in no wise agree to the terms proposed. And so the
+Thirteen&mdash;it is interesting to learn how these cases were dealt with in
+those early days&mdash;kept his wife in their own charge, lodging her very
+fitly in the council-room of the "Seven of War," and supplying her with
+good food and drink at the expense of the town. Thereupon Nicolas, as he
+could not obtain redress as a citizen of Metz, migrated to Thionville,
+became a burgess of that town and then&mdash;as he was entitled to do in those
+days&mdash;levied war in person on the man who had wronged him. He bribed "<i>Des
+Allemans</i>" to waylay and kidnap or kill Richard, just as the two English
+Henrys had done. Richard, being a little bit frightened, sought refuge in
+the chateau of Ennery, belonging to Signor Nicolle de Heu. (This fact was
+promptly reported to Henry.) Here, Vigneulles says, Richard meant to
+"<i>passer m&eacute;lancolie et passer son dueil</i>." However, S&eacute;bille's "<i>Allemans</i>"
+found him out, and one day very nearly captured him. So "Blanche Rose"
+thought it prudent to seek safer quarters. He found them at Toul. Nicolas
+does not appear to have followed him so far, nor to have troubled himself
+much further about his faithless wife. This put the Thirteen in a fix.
+They had the lady on their hands, and were sorely puzzled what to do with
+her. Nicolas would not<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span> have her on any account, and could not at
+Thionville be made to take her; and restore her to Richard they in
+propriety could not. After much deliberation, having detained her a full
+fortnight at public expense, they cut the knot to their own satisfaction
+by handing Madame S&eacute;bille over to her brother, one Gaudin, a butcher, who
+was to take care of her. Gaudin gave her in charge to an old woman selling
+wax candles. Madame S&eacute;bille was under strict injunction not to leave the
+city. But who could expect her to observe that command? Anyhow, one fire
+morning, pretending that she had a pilgrimage to perform to "St. Trottin,"
+she made her way outside the city gates disguised as a <i>vendangeresse</i>,
+with a basket by her side and a sickle in her hand. Outside the walls she
+was met by friends who at once put her into a page's clothes, in which, of
+course, she marched as straight as she could to Toul, and joined "Blanche
+Rose," to her swain's delight as well as her own. Richard had once more
+"<i>ne d&eacute;daign&eacute; de risquer un peu de honte contre beaucoup de plaisir</i>." He
+and his lady-love were now outside the jurisdiction of the Thirteen, and
+might therefore consider themselves safe. But upon the abettors of the
+lady's flight the magistrates visited their share in the offence with all
+the greater rigour. Notwithstanding Richard's earnest interposition, they
+heavily fined and banished them. Thus ends the story of Richard's amour;
+for what became of Madame S&eacute;bille afterwards, neither history nor
+tradition records. She was not allowed to enjoy the company of her knight
+long; for stirring events were in train, which required his presence
+elsewhere.</p>
+
+<p>In 1521 a powerful alliance of European States was formed against Francis
+I., designed to humble the <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span>victor of Marignano. It comprised the Emperor,
+the Pope, the King of England, Florence, Venice, and Genoa. In 1522
+England invaded Picardy and Flanders. That put an end to the treaty
+engagements of 1514, and made Richard's services allowable as well as
+needful to the French king. Indeed "Blanche Rose" did not wait to be
+summoned. The State papers and other official publications of that period
+relate how busy he was plotting against England and Scotland. King Francis
+took a delight in parading his partiality for the Duke of Albany and the
+"Duke of Suffolk." He rode in public with one of them on one side and one
+on the other. He slapped Richard on the back and said in the hearing of
+the Court: "My Lord of Suffolk, I will set you in England with 40,000 men
+within few days." He proposed a marriage for Richard with the daughter of
+the Duke of Holstein, and planned sundry invasions of England which,
+happily, did not come off. But Richard joined the French army under Guise
+and Vend&ocirc;me, and fought against his countrymen in Picardy. There he raised
+a corps of 2,000 men on his own authority, and led this welcome
+reinforcement to Francis at St. Jean de Moustiers. In 1524 he accompanied
+Albany into Scotland, without, however, doing much hurt. But he greatly
+frightened Henry's officers. We find Fitzwilliam writing to Wolsey, urging
+him, in face of "his wretched traitor" being in the field, to "hasten over
+some men to give courage to the Flemings."</p>
+
+<p>Then came the campaign which led to the catastrophe of Pavia. Richard
+joined the French army at Marseilles, and was, in company with Francis of
+Lorraine, placed at the head of his old corps the German <i>lansquenets</i>,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span>
+who were delighted to fight under so practised and trusted a leader. They
+were 6,000 at the beginning of the campaign, pitted against a larger
+number of their own brethren under Frundsberg, in the Emperor's service.
+On St. Matthias Day, in 1525, the battle of Pavia was fought, which lost
+Francis his liberty. Francis, as usual, showed no want of dash, but a
+lamentable lack of prudence. Mistaking the enemy's retreat, under the fire
+of his guns, for a settled defeat, he sent his infantry after them,
+placing the bulk of his army between the foe and his own artillery. The
+allies were not slow to turn this false move to account. Charging back
+upon their foes, they overwhelmed them with superior numbers. That lost
+the French the day. Richard's <i>lansquenets</i> did their best to retrieve the
+error. Having knelt down, as their manner was, and thrown dust behind
+them, they rushed, singing their familiar war-songs, into the fray with an
+impetus which promised to break the hostile ranks. "Had but the Switzers
+fought like the <i>lansquenets</i>," Francis said after the battle, "the day
+would have been ours." But the odds were too many against them. They were
+met by their own fellow-<i>lansquenets</i>&mdash;each side being furious with the
+other. The German men were wroth at seeing their comrades on the other
+side, fighting against their own country&mdash;the French at seeing their
+brother-soldiers desert so faithful an employer as Francis. So no quarter
+was given on either side. And the French <i>lansquenets</i>&mdash;they had lost
+one-fourth of their number before the charge began&mdash;being wedged in
+between a superior force of Germans closing in on either side, were simply
+crushed as between two millstones. The list of killed was long&mdash;and
+brilliant.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span> Among the slain were the two captains of the <i>lansquenets</i>,
+Francis of Lorraine and Richard de la Pole. The latter had&mdash;as a painting
+preserved in the Ashmolean Museum indicates&mdash;died protecting Francis with
+his sword. He was found buried under "<i>un monceau</i>" of dead enemies
+against whom he had fought. There was loud rejoicing in the camp of the
+allies. It was given out that "three kings" had been taken or
+killed&mdash;Francis, the unfortunate King of Navarre, and, "to make up the
+trinity of kings," says a despatch addressed to Wolsey, "La Rose Blanche,
+whom they call the King of Scots." Appended to the curious despatch which
+Frundsberg forwarded to the Emperor, giving a report of the battle&mdash;the
+oldest record extant&mdash;is a drawing, showing three crowned knights, fancy
+portraits of the "kings."</p>
+
+<p>One is prepared to find Henry VIII. ordering a triumph, and congratulating
+himself upon his happy riddance from a rival who had been more of a thorn
+in his side than the present generation is probably aware. But it does
+seem small to read, in the State Papers, of one of Henry's tools begging
+from Wolsey the king's authority for seizing "some goods of no great
+amount" that Richard had left at Metz.</p>
+
+<p>The French were far more chivalrous in their treatment of the dead
+warrior. We read in Camden that "for his singular valour" his very enemy,
+the Duke of Bourbon, "honoured his remains with splendid obsequies, and
+attended in person as one of the chief mourners." Francis expressed his
+attachment to the fallen, and his indebtedness to him for brilliant
+services. "<i>La France</i>," says Gaillard, "<i>perdit en lui un alli&eacute; utile,
+qui la servit efficacement et sans rien exiger d'elle</i>." Considering that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span>
+he was an English subject, that may sound questionable praise. But though
+he may have shown too great willingness to avail himself of the excuse, it
+should be borne in mind that it was England's kings who first drove him
+into treason.</p>
+
+<p>The chapter of Metz, grateful for Richard's liberality, passed the
+following "resolution"&mdash;as we should say&mdash;founding a mass for the repose
+of their benefactor's soul: "Aprilis anno Domini 1525 in conflictu apud
+Paviensem civitatem quo tunc Franciscus Gallorum rex per exercitum
+Romanorum imperatoris captus et Hispaniam captivus ductus extituit,
+habito, obiit quondam illuster Richardus dux de Suffolk qui domum nostram
+dictam &agrave; la Haute Pierre sibi ante per nos ad vitam locatam obtinens valde
+somptuose restauravit, unde statuimus nunc anniversarium quotannum
+Ecclesi&acirc; nostr&acirc; pro salute anim&aelig; su&aelig; perpetuo celebrari."</p>
+
+<p>That mass ought, of course, to be read still. However, deans and chapters
+have as little respect for "pious founders"&mdash;though these be their own
+predecessors&mdash;as British Parliaments in democratic days. Consequently, the
+ecclesiastical function has long since been discontinued.</p>
+
+<p>Apart from Richard's death, Henry did not find himself much of a gainer by
+the victory of Pavia. He had contributed nothing directly to the battle,
+and Charles V. accordingly would concede him none of the spoils. On the
+contrary, grasping monarch that he was, under cover of a marriage-portion
+to be given to Henry's daughter, he asked for a subsidy of 600,000 ducats.
+We need not be surprised to find Henry shortly after concluding a treaty
+with France, which secured him two millions of crowns.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span>One more notice we have of Richard de la Pole, the last of his race.
+Describing Pavia, as he found it in 1594, Fynes Moryson says: "Neere that
+(the castle) is the Church of St. Austine; there I did reade this
+inscription, written in Latin upon another sepulchre:&mdash;The French King
+Francis I. being taken by C&aelig;sar's army neere Pavia, the 24th of February,
+in the yeere 1525, among other lords, these were slaine: Francis Duke of
+Lorayne, Richard de la Pole, Englishman and Duke of Suffolk, banished by
+his tyrant King Henry VIII. At last Charles Parker of Morley, kinseman of
+the said Richard, banished out of England for the Catholike faith by
+Queene Elizabeth, and made Bishop here by the bounty of Philip, King of
+Spain, did out of his small means erect this monument to him."</p>
+
+<p>This is the last memorial of a life which created not a little stir in its
+day, and might under more favourable circumstances have been made signally
+serviceable to Richard's own country. Even that last memorial has probably
+now disappeared. But still "White Rose" may fairly claim a place at any
+rate in the lighter records of English history.</p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span></p>
+<h2>III.&mdash;THE EARLY ANCESTORS OF OUR QUEEN.<a name='fna_5' id='fna_5' href='#f_5'><small>[5]</small></a></h2>
+
+
+<p>Thanks to Cook, thanks to our all-reporting newspaper-press, and thanks,
+not least, to our truly Athenian craving continually for "some new thing,"
+Ammergau has become almost a household word among us. Everybody has heard
+of its "Passion Play." Every tenth year sees Britons rushing in shoals to
+the picturesque banks of the Ammer, to witness there, while it may be
+witnessed, the last surviving specimen of that popular religious drama
+which in bygone times helped the Church so materially, and over so wide an
+area, to impress her truths upon men's minds. But I question, if among all
+those thousands of sight-seeing Britons, who gather as interested
+spectators, there are many who realize in what very close relation that
+same little valley stands to the early fortunes of the ancient House whose
+Head now occupies our Throne. How many, indeed, among<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span> us can be said to
+know very much at all about that family? And yet the history of that race
+ought to be of some interest to us. In these latter days it has become
+intertwined with the history of our own nation. It is marked by striking
+contrasts of ups and downs, at one time leading the Guelphs on a rapid
+triumphal progress up to the very steps of the Imperial Throne, then again
+dropping them down to the obscure level of paltry insignificance. It tells
+of a race endowed with a strong individuality&mdash;manly, chivalrous,
+generous; but generally also headstrong and reckless. It is interwoven
+with pathetic legend. Its early beginnings are lost in the dim haze of a
+prehistoric age. Its latter end has not yet come. There is no dynasty now
+surviving equally ancient&mdash;there is but one which can join in the boast
+which up to a few decades ago the Guelphs could make:&mdash;that on the throne
+on which it was planted centuries ago it has retained its hold to the
+present generation. That other dynasty is the family, Slav by descent, of
+the Obotrite Grand Dukes of Mecklenburg&mdash;the same race whom our Alfred the
+Great speaks of as "Apdrede." The present grand dukes are the direct
+descendants of that terrible Prince Niklot, of the twelfth century, whom
+among German princes only the Guelph, Henry the Lion, was found strong
+enough to subdue. But before Bodrician Niklot had mounted his barbarian
+throne, Henry the Generous had already been installed as chief over
+L&uuml;neburg&mdash;the principality over which his family continued to rule down to
+1866, when the cruel Fortune of War decided against its last Guelph chief.
+In the adjoining Duchy of Brunswick, over which, as forming part of
+ancient Saxony, the Guelphs were set as heads<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span> in 1127, the family
+continued to hold sway till 1884, when Death removed the last scion of
+their older line, in the person of the late Duke of Brunswick. The Guelph
+pedigree, however, goes very much farther back than the time of Henry.
+Long even before Guelph Odoacer, at the head of his Teuton hordes,
+dethroned that caricature of an Emperor, Romulus Augustulus, there were
+Guelph "Agilolfings" leading to battle, as trusted chiefs, their own
+Scyrian tribes. What the later history of the family might have been, if
+to its constitutional valour and generosity had been joined the less
+showy, but far more useful, qualities of prudence and judgment, we may
+now, by the light of past events, readily conjecture. The Guelphs were in
+Henry's day by far the strongest dynasty in Germany&mdash;at a period when for
+the Imperial throne above all things a strong dynasty was needed. Had
+Germany elected Henry the Generous as Emperor, as everybody expected that
+she would, the Guelphs might still be wearing the crown of Charlemagne,
+and Germany might have a different tale to tell, both of her past
+experiences and of her present position. For it deserves to be noticed
+that all the troubles which came upon the Empire, by minute subdivision of
+its territory, and by the setting up of "opposition emperors," sprang
+directly and demonstrably from contests provoked with the Guelphs. It was
+Henry IV.'s resistance to Welf IV. that led to the multiplication of
+vassal crowns, which subsequently became a curse to Germany. It was the
+Powers pledged to the support of the Guelphs&mdash;most notably the Popes and
+our C&oelig;ur-de-Lion&mdash;who put forward those troublesome "opposition
+emperors," the forerunners and <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span>direct cause of the ruinous
+Interregnum&mdash;"die kaiserlose, die schreckliche Zeit"&mdash;and by such means of
+the political prostration of the country enduring through centuries.</p>
+
+<p>But our interest, in England, lies more with the Guelphs than with
+Germany. One cannot help sympathizing with a race which, being evidently
+designed for greatness, advanced towards it with giant strides, only to
+find the prize at which it ambitiously grasped snatched from its hand in
+the very moment of seeming attainment.</p>
+
+<p>Of the very early history of the Guelphs we have fairly definite, but only
+very fragmentary, information. They were leaders of the Scyri, we learn&mdash;a
+Teuton race of the Semnone family, mentioned by Pliny, by Zosimus, and by
+Jornandes&mdash;who poured over Germany, in the days of Valentinian, along with
+hosts of other German tribes, and who, having been all but exterminated by
+the Goths, united with some other septs of the same family, the Rugii, the
+Heruli, the Turcilingi, to form a composite nation which, for convenience,
+adopted the common name of Bajuvarii. Bavarians accordingly the Guelphs
+originally were, as the historian Theganus is careful to point out&mdash;not
+Swabians, as German historians have often named them; Bavarians, as seems
+to be evidenced, among other things, by the dark features and black hair
+which for a long time distinguished them&mdash;more especially from their
+opponents of a full century, the fair-haired and light-complexioned
+Hohenstaufens. Of the confederate Bajuvarii, the Agilolfings or Guelphs
+still continued chiefs. Under a Guelph, Eticho&mdash;whom Priscus Rhetor
+praises as a man of exceptional capacity and high character&mdash;we find the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span>
+nation attaching themselves as auxiliaries to the host of Attila, and
+rendering the Hunnish king signal service. Eticho was by no means a mere
+rough warrior. He fully appreciated Roman culture and civilization&mdash;which
+led the eunuch, Chrysaphas, to propose to him the murder of his chief. The
+honest Guelph rejected such suggestion with scorn. From the midst of the
+Bajuvarii went forth the Guelph Odoacer on his march to Rome. The
+Bajuvarii were then settled on the banks of the Danube&mdash;roughly speaking
+in what is now Austria, <i>plus</i> Bavaria and the Tyrol. Hence we find the
+earliest known seats of the Guelphs in the Bavarian Highlands. Ammergau
+was theirs, and Hohenschwangau was one of their earliest castles, founded,
+indeed, by a Guelph. When, after a revolt of the Rugii&mdash;which was
+successfully suppressed by Odoacer&mdash;some of the allied tribes dispersed,
+to seek new homes in the tempting districts on the banks of the Ens and
+around the lake of Constance&mdash;both at the time sorely devastated and
+depopulated by the Goths&mdash;the Guelphs, without giving up their old seats,
+accompanied their men. And thus it came about that the earliest castle
+which we hear of as having been built by the Guelphs is supposed to have
+stood in Thurgau, of which country the Guelphs subsequently became Counts.
+This is all mere inference; but as such it seems legitimate. For the
+monastery of Rheinau is known to have been founded by a Guelph. And such
+monasteries were never built far away from the founder's stronghold. Hence
+the Guelphs' connection with the Black Forest, of which the Guelph St.
+Conrad is the venerated patron saint; and hence their connection with
+Alsace, of which they were long Counts&mdash;such powerful<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span> Counts that Pepin
+the Short judged it advisable to reduce them to the position of removable
+governors&mdash;<i>missi camer&aelig;</i>. [S. Odilia, the patron saint of Alsace, whose
+name is a household word among her own countrymen, and about whom Goethe
+grew enthusiastic, was an undoubted Guelph.] Hence, also, their connection
+with the whilom country of the Burgundians, among the nobles of which land
+we find a Guelph chief, in 605, standing up manfully against the
+aggressive usurpations of Protadius, a Frankish major-domo, and acting as
+spokesman.</p>
+
+<p>As <i>missi camer&aelig;</i> the Guelphs had a serious brush with the Church&mdash;the
+only tiff, practically speaking, which ever occurred between them and
+Rome. Of this quarrel, in which the Guelphs were probably in the right, we
+find a tradition kept up for some centuries. The Abbot of St. Gall figured
+in those days in Germany as the exact counterpart to the rich and grasping
+"Abbot of Canterbury" of our ballad. For some pilfering of crown lands the
+Guelph Warin, as a conscientious <i>missus camer&aelig;</i>, had Abbot Othmar
+imprisoned, which brought about the Abbot's death. Rome at once canonized
+her "martyr," and exacted heavy retribution from his "persecutors," not
+merely in the shape of severe penances and the foundation of masses, but
+by the more substantial satisfaction of large transfers of landed estates
+to the injured abbey&mdash;Affeltangen and Wiesendangen, and I know not how
+many properties more, till even to the pious Guelphs the demands appeared
+to grow beyond all measure of reason. It is true, they recouped themselves
+elsewhere&mdash;<i>quod si cui minus credibile videatur</i>, say the monkish
+chroniclers&mdash;"which, if to any it appear a little incredible, let him read
+the ancient histories,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span> and he will find nearly all their territories to
+have been violently taken and held by them of others."</p>
+
+<p>It is with Warin's son Isembart, living in the time of Charlemagne, that
+the better known history of the Guelphs begins. He was the hero of that
+ridiculous fable about the "pups," which has been invented to explain
+their adoption of their peculiar name. Isembart's wife Irmentrude, it is
+said, having uncharitably reproached a poor beggarwoman for having borne
+triplets&mdash;which she held to be a proof of unfaithful conduct towards her
+husband&mdash;was punished for her gratuitous accusation by being herself made
+to bear at one birth, not three sons, but twelve. To screen herself from
+the same reproach which she had unkindly fastened upon the beggar, she hit
+upon the rather inept device of having eleven of those newly-born sons
+drowned as supposed "whelps." The twelfth she kept&mdash;and he is said to have
+become "Welf," the founder of the race. The other eleven were happily
+rescued by their father, who came up just in time to save them. Ten of
+them lived to become founders of princely houses. The eleventh became a
+bishop. One of them is said to have been Thassilo, the reputed ancestor of
+the Hohenzollerns. The real meaning of all this legend obviously is that,
+by survival and intermarriage with other illustrious families of Europe,
+the Guelphs have in course of time become, in a sense, the parent of most
+reigning lines&mdash;Z&auml;hringens, Hapsburgs, Hohenzollerns, Capets, Bourbons,
+and the rest of them.</p>
+
+<p>The fable of children being sent to be drowned as "whelps"&mdash;and in every
+instance happily rescued&mdash;is, as it happens, by no means peculiar to the
+Guelphs. It occurs in the Black Forest, in connection with a family
+bearing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span> the name of "Hund." It occurs in Lower Lorraine in that pretty
+<i>trouv&egrave;re</i> legend recording the doings of "Helias," the "Chevalier au
+Cygne," whom we moderns know as "Lohengrin." It is interesting to note
+that, along with that fable, Guelph tradition in Bavaria shares with the
+tradition of Lorraine the far more attractive and poetical myth of an
+enchanted swan&mdash;the swan, in fact, of "Lohengrin"&mdash;a bird specifically
+emblematizing purity&mdash;whence the extinct "Order of the Swan" of the
+Margraves of Brandenburg. That order was an aristocratic "Social Purity
+League," which Frederick William IV. would gladly have revived, could he
+but have found sufficient candidates for it among his nobility. But his
+proposal met with very scanty support. Hence, also, the equally ancient
+"Order of the Swan" of Cleves, having a like object.</p>
+
+<p>As regards the "whelps" of the Guelphs, the existence of very different
+and contradictory versions helps to show what a made-up story the whole
+legend is. The only authority for it is the monk Bucelinus, who himself
+quotes no more ancient source. And he is said to have invented it for the
+mere purpose of showing off his monkish Latin, in order to deduce from the
+Latin word for "whelp"&mdash;<i>catulus</i>&mdash;an imaginary descent, supposed to be
+complimentary, from a fabulous Roman senator "Catilina," and through him
+from the ancient Trojan kings. In opposition to this, it is a fact that
+there were "Welfs" long before Isembart. The name Guelph, therefore, could
+not have been first suggested by Irmentrude's unsuccessful stratagem.
+Isembart lived in the ninth century. But, as early as the fifth, Odoacer
+had a brother named "Welf." "Welf" and "Eticho" were,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span> in fact, the two
+traditional names of the family, from prehistoric days downward. Sir
+Andrew Halliday's suggestion, that the name may have been first taken from
+an ensign which the Guelphs are supposed to have borne in battle, is
+equally wide of the mark. For that ensign, we know, from the Agilolfings
+down to the Hanovers, never was a "whelp" at all, but a "lion." In truth
+the name "Welf" has nothing whatever to do with "whelp," but is derived
+from "hwelpe," "huelfe"&mdash;help. As Eticho means "hero," so Welf means
+"helper"&mdash;<i>auxiliator</i>. The popular Latin rendering for it in olden days
+was "Bonifacius." "Salvator" would be a more exact rendering, but would
+obviously be liable to misinterpretation. In confirmation of this theory,
+we find that, migrating into Italy about Charlemagne's time, a Guelph, on
+becoming Count of Lucca, as a matter of course assumes the name of
+"Bonifacius." And in his line, for further confirmation, we observe the
+same peculiarity which marks the Guelphs, that is, the naming of all sons
+of the family, without distinction, by the style of "Count"&mdash;a practice
+altogether unknown in those days among other families.</p>
+
+<p>So much for the name and origin of the Guelphs. Now I must ask the reader
+to return with me to Ammergau, which is peculiarly sacred to the memory of
+Eticho, styled the Second, who was probably the son of Isembart. Eticho
+lived in the days of Emperor Lewis the Pious, who in second nuptials
+married the Guelph's sister Judith. The birth, by Judith, of little
+Charles&mdash;who became "Charles the Bald"&mdash;gave rise to that unnatural war
+between Lewis and his three elder sons, in the course of which alike
+Judith and two of her brothers were imprisoned<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span> in Tortona, from which
+place of confinement Bonifacius II. of Lucca, marching to their relief,
+avowedly as a kinsman, loyally rescued them. Eticho's daughter, Lucardis,
+again married an emperor, Arnulf of Carinthia&mdash;of whom Carlyle need not
+have spoken quite so unkindly, as of a "Carolingian Bastard," seeing that
+he made a far better ruler than any of his legitimate kinsmen of his own
+time. Thanks to Lucardis it was that Eticho was driven to seek a refuge,
+as a hermit, in the wild seclusion of Ammergau. He went there to mourn,
+with twelve chosen companions, the loss of Guelph independence, which his
+son Henry, so he thought, had at the instigation of his sister
+ingloriously bartered away for a "mess of pottage"&mdash;a pretty substantial
+one, it must be owned. In truth, Henry did exceedingly well for his house.
+This is how the Saxon Annalist relates the story:&mdash;Henry, ambitious for
+wealth and power, agreed to swear fealty to the Emperor, if in return, in
+addition to his own lands, he were given in fee as much territory as he
+could drive around with a car, or else with a plough&mdash;on that point the
+versions differ&mdash;in the time between sunrise and the conclusion of the
+Emperor's afternoon nap. Arnulf thought the bargain a cheap one for
+himself. However, Henry had stationed relays of the swiftest horses that
+he could procure at various points, and with their help he raced round the
+coveted territory with such marvellous speed that&mdash;having started from the
+Lech&mdash;by the time when the Emperor awoke he had actually reached the Isar.
+The Emperor was just beginning to move restlessly in his chair and to show
+signs of returning consciousness, when Henry arrived at the foot of a
+mountain which he had designed as the extreme limit of his new
+possessions. If his mare<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span> would but last out the journey, one brisk gallop
+would carry him to the appointed goal. Unfortunately, the mare refused&mdash;in
+consequence of which, for many centuries the Guelphs would not mount a
+mare. The hill which Henry thus narrowly failed to obtain still goes by
+the name of M&auml;hrenberg, the "Mare's mountain." Arnulf considered that he
+had been "done." But, having pledged his word, he held himself bound.
+Eticho, grieved, mourned out his life in his hermit's cell in Ammergau.
+Henry&mdash;who was after his adventure named <i>Heinricus cum aureo curru</i>&mdash;does
+not appear to have made any particular effort to propitiate his father.
+But when the old man was dead, he carried his remains with great pomp and
+show to the monastery of Altom&uuml;nster, very near his own new seat of
+Altorf, where he raised a gorgeous tomb to Eticho's memory, at which
+Guelph chiefs made it a practice to kneel for generations after, thus
+evidencing their respect for an ancestor who came to be looked upon as
+specifically the champion of independence. The homage paid became a cult;
+and in Ammergau shortly after rose up, where Eticho's cell had stood, a
+wooden memorial church, to be replaced, in 1350, by a much larger
+monastery, built at the expense of Emperor Lewis the Bavarian, a
+descendant of Eticho. The monastery is still known as "Ettal"&mdash;that is,
+"Eticho's Thal," "Etichonis vallis."</p>
+
+<p>Altom&uuml;nster, I may mention in passing, was the "Minster" supposed to have
+been founded by S. Alto, a Scottish saint, the companion and disciple of
+S. Boniface, who managed, like Moses, to make a hard rock give forth a
+spring of rushing water by striking it with his staff. The spring still
+flows; and, as it was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span> specially blessed by S. Boniface, its water is no
+doubt entitled to the peculiar veneration in which it is held to the
+present day.</p>
+
+<p>From their new seat at Altorf, up to the death of Welf III., the Guelphs
+continued to take their name. They were specifically "the Guelphs of
+Altorf." While there, they managed to better their fortune not a little.
+It was a rough neighbourhood then, with nothing but forest all round,
+forest spreading out for miles, stocked with wolves, and bears, and all
+manner of game. To the present day some thirteen thousand acres remain
+under timber. There are plenty of dales, and caves, and peaks, and the
+like, in the district, which have given rise to an innumerable host of
+legends. One of Henry's sons was that excellent Bishop Conrad, who became
+the family saint <i>par excellence</i>, and who first inaugurated the
+traditional friendship with Rome. Welf II., feeling his power growing,
+ventured to break a lance with the Emperor, in support of his friend
+Ernest of Swabia, whose Burgundian possessions&mdash;very large ones&mdash;the
+Emperor had wrongfully seized. It did no good to Ernest. But it taught the
+Emperor that the Guelphs had become a power to be reckoned with&mdash;a power
+with whom it was advisable to stand well. And accordingly we find the next
+Emperor, Henry III., with a view to propitiating the succeeding Guelph,
+Welf III., preferring him to the dukedom of Carinthia, which was a very
+important office in those days&mdash;Carinthia being a frontier march, and
+embracing Verona and part of Venetia. So great was the importance attached
+to this position that for seven years Henry had, for want of a
+sufficiently strong candidate, advisedly kept it open.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span> Welf took the
+Duchy&mdash;and then pursued his own course, defying the Emperor at Roncaglia,
+and refusing to render him service&mdash;which was politic and, according to
+the notions of his day, not dishonest.</p>
+
+<p>Welf III. was the last Guelph of the male line. After him we find the
+Guelphs of the female branch succeeding to the family honours&mdash;the
+"Guelphs of Ravensburg," as they were fond of styling themselves. These
+are the Guelphs from whom our Queen is descended. To what extent the
+family had added to their estate while settled at Altorf came to be seen
+when, in 1055, Welf III. died. The possessions which he left embraced a
+good bit of Alemannia, the greater half of Bavaria (which then included
+the present Austria), the larger part of the Tyrol, and a tidy slice of
+Northern Italy. It is no wonder that "Mother Church," always alive to
+temporal opportunities, cast her eyes a little longingly on so fair an
+estate, and, in default of a male heir, demanded it for herself. But there
+was a Guelph beforehand with her&mdash;Welf IV., the son of Chuniza, the sister
+of Welf III., by her marriage with Azzo (a direct descendant of the Guelph
+Bonifacius). Welf IV. proved himself a particularly strong and able
+ruler&mdash;<i>vir armis strenuus, concilio providus, sapientia tam forensi quam
+civili pr&aelig;ditus</i>, the monkish chroniclers style him. Hence his surname,
+which he well deserved&mdash;"the Strong." By his accession he added to the
+family territories those valuable estates in Italy which for a long period
+made his family one of the most wealthy in Europe. For Azzo was reputed
+the richest and one of the most powerful <i>marchiones</i> of Italy. Welf's
+younger brother was Hugo, the first of the family to take the name of
+Este,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span> who became the founder of a race which has been held particularly
+noble. Welf IV. secured his family other gains. Man of war that he was,
+the Emperor Henry IV. was thankful to have him for a supporter in his
+struggles with the rebellious Saxons, before whom the Swabian companies
+had recoiled. At the battle of the Unstrut Welf completely shattered their
+power, and thereby secured to Henry for a time the peaceful possession of
+his purple&mdash;and for himself, as a reward, the Dukedom of Bavaria. That
+office was worth even more than the Dukedom of Carinthia. For at that time
+Germany owned but four regular dukes, representing severally the four
+principal tribes which made up the nation. And with those four dukes,
+under the Emperor, rested, in the main, the power in the Empire.</p>
+
+<p>Following in the footsteps of his uncle, we find Welf IV. drawing closer
+the links which connected him with Swabia, while correspondingly loosening
+his proprietary relations with Bavaria, and in token of such policy fixing
+his residence in pretty Ravensburg. The reason evidently was, that the
+laws of Swabia conceded to vassal lords more extensive rights than did the
+laws of Bavaria. Accordingly, we find Henry the Generous, when
+dispossessed of his duchy by Conrad III., appealing specifically to the
+laws of Swabia against the Emperor's monstrously unfair judgment. But,
+apart from that political reason, Ravensburg was also no doubt more
+attractive on the score of its pleasant situation and its delightful
+surroundings. You may identify both sites, when sailing down the lake of
+Constance, among that picturesquely outlined cluster of hills, on which
+your eye is sure to rest instinctively&mdash;the hills rising<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span> on the northern
+bank, in the very face of the tall Alps of Appenzell, among which the
+lopsided S&auml;ntis is particularly conspicuous. From Ravensburg both the lake
+and the Alps are clearly visible, and, moreover, a charming landscape
+nearer than either, with that pretty Schussenthal right in front, and a
+multitude of rocky peaks dotted about the forest, alternating with shady
+dales, smiling fields, and lush meadows. Of the castle there is now but a
+crumbling weather-worn old gateway left. The town still exists, and
+flourishes after a fashion&mdash;consisting of a group of quaint, picturesque,
+out-of-date houses, looking for all the world like a piece of grey
+antiquity recalled to life. At Ravensburg used to be stored the Archives
+of the Guelph family. A valuable and interesting collection they must have
+been. What has become of them nobody knows. They may have been destroyed
+by fire. They may, with heaps of other precious material for history, have
+been carried to greedy Vienna, to be there preserved as so much lumber.</p>
+
+<p>During Welf IV.'s reign happened that historic conflict between Church and
+State, Pope Hildebrand and Henry IV. of Germany, for his share in which
+Henry has been censured a good deal more than in justice he deserves.
+Really, in going to Canossa, the Emperor did&mdash;so far as his intention was
+concerned&mdash;a very prudent thing. The German princes had bluntly informed
+him that while he remained at feud with the Pope, he would look for their
+obedience in vain. With the Pope, accordingly, Henry strove to set himself
+right. Could he certainly foresee that, urged on by the malignant Countess
+Matilda, Gregory would take advantage of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span> his duress, while he was
+literally hemmed in between two outer walls of the castle, to force upon
+him so bitter a cup of humiliation? Matilda was a Guelph&mdash;destined to play
+a very important part in Guelph history. Welf IV. was her near kinsman,
+and had, moreover, become a zealous supporter of the Pope. Therefore we
+can scarcely wonder at finding him with Hildebrand and Matilda at Canossa,
+witnessing his chief's degradation. We can not wonder, either, at finding
+Welf, when Henry had once more fallen out with the Pope, commanding the
+rebel forces raised to support the "opposition Emperor," Rudolph of
+Swabia. And, being a Guelph, it is no wonder that he should have taken
+advantage of the opportunity of his victory, to extort from the Emperor
+terms materially benefiting his own house&mdash;namely, the recognition of his
+private property in Swabia as held directly from the Emperor, and&mdash;which
+was more important&mdash;the recognition of his Bavarian dukedom as hereditary
+in his family. How great was the power wielded at that period in Germany
+by this early Guelph prince, is evident from the fact that after his
+conclusion of a separate peace with the Emperor the opposition practically
+collapsed, and Hermann, the new "opposition emperor," found himself almost
+without support. Welf IV., I ought to mention, was the first Guelph to
+connect his family in a manner with our island. He married Judith, the
+daughter of Count Baldwin of Flanders, and the widow of Tostig, King of
+Northumberland, the son of Earl Godwine, of Kent, and brother of the
+unfortunate King Harold. Leaving Judith at home with the two sons whom she
+had borne him, Welf and Henry, Welf IV. started in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span> 1098, at an advanced
+age, on a crusade to the Holy Land, which he successfully accomplished.
+But on his return home he was struck down by a fatal illness, which
+overtook him in the island of Cyprus.</p>
+
+<p>This brings us down to the time of a tragic little incident which has
+furnished the subject for the favourite family legend of the Guelphs. At
+the time of their father's death both Welf and Henry were mere boys, left
+in charge of a good monk, Kuno, a Benedictine of Weingarten. Considering
+how important a part Weingarten has played in Guelph history&mdash;that its
+monks have become the carefully minute but provokingly inaccurate
+chroniclers of the Guelph family&mdash;and that, thanks to the pious liberality
+of the late King of Hanover, in the Abbey church of Weingarten the
+gathered bones of most of the early Guelph lords have found an honoured
+resting-place, perhaps I ought to say just a word about that monastery. It
+was Welf the Third's foundation, set up at a short distance only from
+Ravensburg, on a site commanding a magnificent view of the country all
+around, and was intended to provide accommodation for those pious monks,
+originally of Altom&uuml;nster, who had been twice, at very short intervals,
+burnt out of Altorf. It still stands; its three towers form a conspicuous
+landmark in the Schussengau; and to its shrine still are undertaken
+pilgrimages from a wide circuit&mdash;a survival that from a worship of olden
+days which was one of the great spectacles of the medi&aelig;val Church. Before
+setting out for the Holy Land, Welf IV. entrusted to the monks of
+Weingarten for safe keeping, a relic which was at the time held in far
+more than ordinary esteem. It<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span> consisted of some drops of the Saviour's
+blood, believed to be thoroughly genuine, and preserved, enclosed in a
+costly vessel made of pure gold of Arabia and valued at three thousand
+florins. There was a history to those drops. Pious inquirers have
+ascertained that the name of the centurion who was present at the
+Saviour's crucifixion, as the Gospel relates, was Longinus, and that he
+was a native of Mantua. Seeing the precious drops trickling down, it is
+said, he caught them up in a vessel, and, becoming converted by what he
+witnessed, returned home to Mantua, still reverently carrying them with
+him. He was in due time baptized, and became a missionary and a martyr.
+For something like eight hundred years the Holy Blood remained buried in
+his garden at Mantua. Then it was discovered by accident, only to be once
+more concealed somewhere or other. But in 1049, when Pope Leo IX. happened
+to be at Mantua, once more it came to light, to be instantly claimed by
+the Pope on behalf of the Supreme See. The Mantuans objected; but in the
+end Leo obtained, at any rate, part of the precious treasure. Of his share
+he kept half. The other half he gave away to his friend the Emperor Henry
+III., who, on his death, bequeathed it to Baldwin of Flanders, from whom,
+in her turn, Judith got it&mdash;carrying it with her to Northumberland, and
+then on to Ravensburg, where she dutifully made it over to her husband.
+And when Welf started on his crusade, he, as observed, entrusted the relic
+to the monastery of Weingarten. The monks knew well how to turn so
+valuable a possession to account. The Good Friday ceremony of "Worshipping
+the Sacred Blood" became one of the most frequented, most <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span>impressive, and
+most honoured ceremonies of the Church. As many as thirty thousand people
+have been known to flock to the place from all quarters, turning the
+hillside into a huge pilgrim's camp, and contributing not a little to the
+prosperity of the religious house. Under the circumstances, the monks
+decided to restrict the attendance at the procession&mdash;which was the main
+part of the ceremony&mdash;to horsemen only, whence the whole function came to
+be popularly named "Der Blutritt." As many as fifteen thousand horsemen
+are known to have joined in the monster cavalcade. At the head rode the
+<i>Custos</i> of the relic, a monk, holding up the Blood for adoration. He was
+followed by a horseman doing duty for Longinus, clad as a Roman warrior,
+bearing in his hand the supposed "sacred spear." After him marched a small
+squad of other horsemen, representing Roman legionaries. Next followed a
+goodly muster of Princes and Counts and Lords. And the rear was brought up
+by a long file of mounted soldiers, contributed by the surrounding dozen
+or so of petty principalities, all gay in their best uniforms, reflecting
+in the variety of their dress the unhappy division of the Empire, and
+joining lustily in the sacred song <i>Salvator Mundi</i>.</p>
+
+<p>But we must now return to Ravensburg and young Welf. Not far off from
+Ravensburg still stands, conspicuous upon its lofty hill, the old castle
+of Waldburg, the cradle of the noble race of the Truchsesses of Waldburg,
+who were at times rather a rough set. There is a story of one particularly
+brusque Count who, having rallied the Abbot of Weingarten upon his
+sumptuous living and soft raiment, and having been told in reply that such
+things were far more creditable than riding about the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span> country robbing and
+stealing, promptly retorted with a vigorous box on the Abbot's ear&mdash;at the
+Abbot's own table. The Count thereupon withdrew, but shortly after paid
+the monastery an even more hostile visit, setting fire to the village and
+burning it down to the ground. In punishment he was sentenced by the
+Emperor to abstain for life from wearing a helmet. Hence the bare head and
+flowing locks of the Knight of Waldburg, always to be seen in the thick of
+the fray, which became a valued feature in the family escutcheon. But at
+the time of which I am speaking the Waldburgs were thoroughly peaceable
+folk. The particular knight of Welf's day had, as it happened, a lovely
+daughter, just about two years younger than young Welf, who, of course,
+fell desperately in love with Bertha, as in return Bertha did with him.
+Hundreds of innocent little amatory interviews took place between the two,
+either at Waldburg or else in the forest, with the full acquiescence of
+Kuno, who saw nothing to object to in the proposed match. However, Kuno
+died, and was in his guardianship replaced by a monk of a very different
+character&mdash;Anthony, a schemer and intriguer&mdash;who would without doubt have
+been a Jesuit, if the Order had been then established. To Welf's utter
+dismay, this Anthony, one fine morning, informed his young charge that in
+the interest alike of the Guelph family and of the Church he, a youth of
+eighteen, must forthwith marry Gregory VIIth's friend, Matilda of Canossa,
+Spoleto, &amp;c., the persecutress of Henry IV., a Guelph herself, the widow
+of Godfrey the Hunchback of Lorraine, very rich and very
+powerful&mdash;<i>nobilissimi ac ditissimi marchionis Bonifacii filia</i>&mdash;but
+mannish&mdash;<i>femina virilis animi</i>&mdash;accustomed to leading her own men in
+battle,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span> scheming, ugly, ill-tempered, and forty-three to boot. Hers were
+splendid possessions&mdash;Parma, and Mantua, and Ferrara, and Spoleto, and
+Reggio, and Lucca, and Tuscany. But all these riches were as nothing in
+the eyes of Welf, who had made up his mind that he must marry Bertha, aged
+sixteen, or no one. A little plot was quickly concocted, and one fine
+night Welf, in disguise, might be seen slyly escorting Bertha, likewise in
+disguise, and accompanied only by her private maid, Francisca, through the
+forest down to Lindau, on the border of the lake, where a boat was in
+readiness to bear the fugitives across to Constance. From that place, Welf
+said&mdash;probably thinking of his mother's connections with our country&mdash;"we
+will make our way straight to England, where a Guelph's arm and sword are
+sure to be welcome and to find employment." The lake was reached, and the
+oars splashed briskly over the smooth surface&mdash;when all of a sudden, at
+half-way, over goes the boat, capsizing, and Bertha sinks down to the
+bottom, to be seen no more. Diving, and swimming, and calling proved all
+in vain. Thoroughly unhappy, indifferent to anything that might happen,
+Welf consents to wed the elderly Matilda, with whom he settles down to
+live at Spoleto, sullenly resigning himself to his fate. One day a nun
+begs to be allowed to see him. She turns out to be Francisca, the maid,
+driven by qualms of conscience to make a frank confession of a horrid
+crime committed. Bribed by Monk Anthony, she said, she had on that
+disastrous night drugged poor Bertha with a handkerchief&mdash;then, when she
+was thoroughly drowsy, on the sly tied a stone to her feet&mdash;whereupon
+Anthony, disguised as a boatman, had overturned the boat. Anthony had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span>
+told her that there was no sin in all this, it was an act <i>ad majorem Dei
+gloriam</i>; but her conscience would leave her no peace. Next day, at her
+own wish, Francisca was executed as a murderess, and Welf left his
+wife&mdash;who turned out to have been a party to the conspiracy&mdash;in anger and
+disgust, vowing to see her no more, and formally repudiating her before
+long&mdash;<i>nescio quo interveniente divorcio</i>, says the monkish chronicler.</p>
+
+<p>We have now reached the very eve of that brilliant period when the Guelphs
+appeared to have risen, rapidly, high above other dynasties&mdash;only to sink
+even more suddenly to a humble level of prosaic obscurity, on which they
+were destined to continue for centuries. The records of that brief spell
+of meteoric greatness read like a romance. The Guelphs were giants,
+visibly overtopping all their contemporaries. Henry "the Great," Henry
+"the Generous," Henry "the Lion"&mdash;their very names tell of vigour and
+influence, of strength of character and striking individuality. Their
+domains came to stretch from sea to sea, from the Northern Ocean, which we
+call the German, to the Mediterranean&mdash;and breadthways across the whole
+Continent of Germany, eastward into those still only half-explored Slav
+regions in which dwelt the uncultured Bodricians and Luticzians, backed by
+the Russians and the Poles. Even Denmark was in a state of dependence upon
+them. And the Guelph Duchies represented a power almost superior to that
+of the Empire. Had not Frederick Barbarossa been so very great a ruler, it
+is said, Henry the Lion's realm would infallibly have either swallowed up
+the rest of Germany or else have constituted itself a separate Empire.
+Under Henry the Generous the Imperial Crown seemed to lie actually<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span> at the
+feet of the Guelph dynasty. They need but have stooped a little to pick it
+up. But stooping was the one thing which they could not bring themselves
+to do. As a result they were jockeyed out of this prize just as their late
+successor was the other day jockeyed out of his kingdom of Hanover.
+Germany, it is to be feared, lost more by that shabby trick than did the
+Guelphs. Under a race of heroes like those Henrys, with plenty of power of
+their own at their back to support them against rivals and malcontents, it
+did not seem too much to expect that something like the halcyon days of
+the Saxon emperors might have been brought back. All ended in smoke. There
+was that family quarrel between Guelphs and Ghibellines, which ruined both
+houses&mdash;unfortunately, the Guelphs first. It seems a strange coincidence
+that the two rival cousins, Frederick Barbarossa and Henry the Lion,
+should both have been born at Ravensburg. It seems odd, also, that after
+being long the warmest of friends, the two houses should have become such
+implacable foes. The Hohenstaufens had no one but Welf IV. to thank for
+the Swabian crown. It was he who had extorted it from Henry IV. And it
+seems more than strange, it seems hard, cruel, and unjust, that not only
+should the Guelphs a second time have been punished in their private
+capacity for what they had done in the service of the Empire, but that,
+moreover, the Emperor's persecution, which led to their fall, should have
+been, as I shall show, the direct consequence of loyal service rendered to
+the Imperial Crown.</p>
+
+<p>Welf the Fifth's was a brief reign&mdash;and about the only pacific one in that
+early period. A staunch friend to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span> Pope, but at the same time strictly
+loyal to the Emperor, he managed to overcome resistance, say the monks of
+Weingarten, "by liberality and graciousness rather than by cruelty and
+force." His brother, Henry, surnamed variously "the Black," and "the
+Great," was a man of entirely different mould. He it was who about 1100
+first acquired by marriage with Wulfhilde, the daughter of Magnus, Duke of
+Saxony, the valuable "allodium" of L&uuml;neburg, which up to 1866 formed the
+nucleus of Guelph possessions in Northern Germany. Henry's son, Henry the
+Generous, bettered that example by obtaining the Saxon Dukedom. He was a
+staunch friend to Lothair of Saxony, the Emperor of his time&mdash;married his
+daughter Gertrude&mdash;and in his support made war upon the Hohenstaufens, who
+had seized, without claim or title, Imperial territory, more especially
+the city of Nuremberg. In 1126 his troops carried Nuremberg by storm, and
+as a reward Lothair conferred the Dukedom of Saxony upon his son-in-law,
+who thereby came to hold two dukedoms at the same time. The victory over
+the Hohenstaufens was completed a few years later by Henry's capture (on
+behalf of the Empire) of Ulm. Clearly Henry was altogether in the right.
+But the Hohenstaufens, smarting under deserved defeat, seized the
+opportunity of his absence&mdash;in Italy, where he was, to attend the
+Emperor's coronation&mdash;to ravage his lands in revenge. Of course, he
+retaliated. And thus was begun that memorable great feud which rent
+Germany in two and brought it down to the very brink of ruin and
+disintegration. The sad result might still have been averted if the
+general expectation had been fulfilled, and Henry the Generous<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span> had been
+elected to the Imperial throne. So confident was Lothair of his succession
+that at his death he entrusted the Imperial insignia&mdash;those precious
+<i>clenodia</i> of Trifels&mdash;to him for keeping. But the Hohenstaufens baulked
+him by a clever election trick. Summoning the Electing Princes&mdash;a very
+indeterminate body at that time&mdash;with the exception only of the Bavarians
+and the Saxons, privately to Coblenz&mdash;not by any means a proper place for
+the purpose&mdash;they easily secured the choice of Conrad, in which the Saxons
+weakly acquiesced&mdash;being then still new to the rule of their Duke&mdash;and
+which the Pope, just as weakly, confirmed. Little he knew what a scourge
+he was binding for the punishment of his successors. Those two
+confirmations practically decided the issue. Nevertheless, so little
+assured did Conrad feel of his position that he fled from Augsburg by
+night, fearing an attack from the Guelphists. Arrived at W&uuml;rzburg,
+contrary to all law and justice, he condemned Henry unheard, proclaimed
+against him the sentence of proscription (<i>reichsacht</i>), and declared him
+to have forfeited both his Duchies. A furious contest ensued, Welf VI.
+fighting in Bavaria, Henry in Saxony. In Germany the two factions are
+commonly spoken of as "Welf" and "Waiblingen." But it is by no means
+certain that the latter name is correct. It is quite as possible that
+"Ghibelline" may be intended to stand for "Giebelingen," the name of the
+castle in which Frederick Barbarossa was brought up, and near which the
+Hohenstaufens gained one of their first decisive victories over the
+Guelphs. In the south things went for the most part against the latter.
+Welf VI. had been <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span>christened "the German Achilles." He tried to justify
+that name&mdash;being seconded, rather feebly, by the Kings of Hungary and of
+Sicily. But in spite of all his fighting, as the Bavarians showed
+themselves lukewarm, his efforts fell short of adequate success. In the
+north things went better. The Saxons, holding strong views in favour of
+what we should term State rights, manfully stood by their Duke, who
+pressed the Hohenstaufen Emperor so hard, that before long Conrad was
+almost compelled to ask for an armistice. The armistice was granted; and
+before it came to an end Henry died at Quedlinburg&mdash;it is said by poison.
+That left the Guelphs at a serious disadvantage. For Welf VI. had quite as
+much to do as he could manage, to maintain himself as a belligerent in the
+south. And in the north, besides the Duchess Gertrude and her mother, the
+Empress Richenza, there was only Henry the Lion, a boy of ten, to head the
+rebel tribe. Conrad skilfully disarmed Gertrude by persuading her, still
+quite a young woman, to marry Leopold of Austria, the new Duke of Bavaria,
+and to assent, as a condition of that marriage, to her son's waiver of his
+rights in the south. In the north we find Berlin stretching out its hands
+eagerly for the Guelph Duchy&mdash;just as in 1866&mdash;but without success. The
+covetous Margrave of Brandenburg, I ought to explain, was not a
+Hohenzollern, but Albert the Bear. The Hohenzollerns were at that time
+still very small folk&mdash;so small that some years later, when Welf VI.,
+disgusted with affairs of state, and grieving over the loss of his son,
+gave himself up to a life of reckless pleasure, and held a private court
+at Zurich, in ostentatious magnificence, we find the Count<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span> of Zollern of
+those days in attendance upon him, as a sort of noble retainer. Once Henry
+attained his majority, he quickly made his power felt. He must have been a
+character whom one could not help admiring. Brave, chivalrous, frank,
+generous to a fault, and zealously solicitous for the welfare of his
+subjects, for the extension of commerce, the improvement of agriculture,
+the development of self-government, a friend and supporter to every kind
+of progress&mdash;but, at the same time, headstrong, rash, impetuous&mdash;he seemed
+the very beau-ideal of knighthood, a man morally as well as physically of
+the colossal stature that the sculptor has attributed to him at
+Brunswick&mdash;a fit companion for his brother-in-law and staunch ally,
+Richard C&oelig;ur-de-Lion. For a time fortune favoured Henry. The Wends were
+constantly making incursions into German territory, keeping the border
+provinces in a state of perpetual disturbance. The Emperor alone was no
+match for them. Henry was sent for; and, like a German Charles Martel, he
+struck down Prince Niklot and his host with crushing blows. The result was
+a short-lived reconciliation with the Emperor, and Henry's reinstatement,
+for a brief period, in both his Duchies&mdash;Bavaria having, however,
+previously been reduced in size by the cutting off of what is now Austria.
+Had Henry but had the prudence to use his opportunities, all might still
+have been well. For Welf VI. made him an offer of his Italian
+possessions&mdash;Spoleto, Tuscany and Sardinia&mdash;a valuable <i>point d'appui</i>,
+which must have helped Henry to maintain his balance in Germany, or at the
+very least to save more than he did out of the subsequent wreck. In the
+course of a life of lavish <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span>prodigality, Welf had come to an end of his
+available resources. He wanted money. Now, would Henry buy those Italian
+possessions of him? Henry declined, calculating a little too securely upon
+an unbought inheritance at Welf's death. In that calculation he made a
+great mistake. Welf, angry at his refusal, repeated the offer to his other
+nephew, Frederick Barbarossa, who as a matter of course jumped at it. And
+so the opportunity was lost. Fresh contests ensued, fresh proscriptions,
+banishments, outlawry. As an exile Henry was driven to seek the protection
+of his ally Richard, taking refuge repeatedly in Normandy and in England.
+Then he managed to renew the fight&mdash;and at last, by the Emperor's grace,
+he received back, of all his vast dominions, those little principalities
+of Brunswick and L&uuml;neburg, which to almost the present day have remained
+specifically identified with Guelph rule, and in which the Guelph Counts
+and Dukes&mdash;subsequently Electors and Kings&mdash;managed to live on in their
+prosaic, humdrum, humble way, powerless and uninteresting princelets of
+the great German family of little sovereigns&mdash;till an accident, lucky for
+them, called them across to England.</p>
+
+<p>One brief flickering-up there was, before their candle finally went out on
+the larger scene of continental politics. But it was a very poor
+flickering indeed, and no credit to any one concerned. A Guelph became
+Emperor at last. But no thanks to his own prowess or his own merit, or to
+a <i>bon&acirc;-fide</i> popular choice. It was our C&oelig;ur-de-Lion who, at the
+Pope's partisan instigation, to avenge his own humiliation at
+Hagenau&mdash;with the help of his "<i>multa pecunia</i>," as chroniclers
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span>relate&mdash;forced his nephew, Otto IV., on the throne which, according to
+strict law, had already young Frederick II. for an occupant. It was a
+poor, weak travesty of a reign. Had not Philip of Swabia opportunely died,
+it would have been no reign at all.</p>
+
+<p>For many a century the star of the Guelphs seemed set. The "viri nobiles,
+egregi&aelig; libertatis" of ancient times counted for little in the game of
+European politics. Early in the present century the elder line, that of
+Wolfenb&uuml;ttel, brought forth one more hero of the old Guelph type&mdash;that
+brave Brunswicker who, in the great war of German liberation, by his
+brilliant gallantry quickened all Young Germany to a more fiery
+patriotism. The younger line, that of L&uuml;neburg, found a new sphere of
+action opened to it in this country, and now lives to perpetuate, on a
+Throne even greater than that which "the Generous" and "the Lion" had
+filled, that</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"Dynastia Guelphicorum<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Inter Flores lilium,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Inter Illustres Illustrissimus</span><br />
+Eorum memoria in Benedictione."</p>
+
+<p>Under the new aspect of things, if, fortunately, Henry the Lion's bold
+bent for war be wanting, his characteristic care for the welfare of his
+subjects has been retained; and it is a satisfaction to know, in a reign
+that has happily outlived its Jubilee, that there is no longer occasion
+for that sorrowful plaint to which, in the warlike days of the race,
+Countess Itha gave expression&mdash;the wife of the great-grandson of Eticho
+II., of Ammergau&mdash;that "No Guelph was ever known to live to a great age."</p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span></p>
+<h2>IV.&mdash;ABOUT A PORTRAIT AT WINDSOR.<a name='fna_6' id='fna_6' href='#f_6'><small>[6]</small></a></h2>
+
+
+<p>In Windsor Castle, in the Vandyke Room, there is a portrait which has
+puzzled a good many visitors. It is an undoubted Vandyke; it shows a
+pretty face&mdash;a trifle sensual, perhaps&mdash;but who the lady may have been
+whose features it immortalises, nobody seems to be able to tell.
+"Somebody"&mdash;"Somebody connected with Charles II."&mdash;"Some French lady"&mdash;are
+guesses rather than information offered. "Murray" used to call the lady by
+her right name. But lately, for some reason or other, she has in his
+description become transformed into "Madame de St. Croix," which probably
+sounds "safer." Formerly she figured as "Beatrix de Cusance, Princesse de
+Cantecroix," which was correct&mdash;unless the more illustrious title be given
+her which for a few brief hours she legitimately bore, though never
+actually crowned, that of "Duchess of Lorraine."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span>There is a good deal of history graven in those smiling features&mdash;curious,
+changeful history of their bearer's own life&mdash;and history, more important,
+of nations, on which she exercised a decisive influence. It was thinking
+of her, not least, that Richelieu penned those truthfully reproachful
+words:&mdash;"Les plus grandes et les plus importantes men&eacute;es qui se fassent en
+ce royaume sont ordinairement commenc&eacute;es et conduites par des femmes."
+Without her and Madame de Chevreuse&mdash;perhaps, it would be too much to say
+that France might still be without that Lorraine of which she felt it so
+great a hardship to lose a portion in 1871; but certainly the tide of
+events during the past three centuries would have taken a very different
+course from that which it actually did&mdash;different, probably, for the
+better.</p>
+
+<p>Beatrix was "somebody connected with our Charles II."&mdash;it is quite true.
+Without that link with our own Court her portrait would scarcely have
+found a place in Windsor Castle, and the sorry poet Flecknoe&mdash;Dryden's
+"MacFlecknoe"&mdash;would certainly not have rhymed upon her beauty and
+"vertue" in most halting and unmelodious lines, now long forgotten even by
+students of literature. But her connection with our "gay monarch" was of
+the briefest, a mere sly nibbling at forbidden fruit while the real
+good-man was away, closely watched by Spanish guards in the dark tower of
+Toledo&mdash;that same martial and romantic duke, to whom our Charles I.
+addressed urgent prayers to become his saviour, and on whom he conferred
+the proud title of "Protector of Ireland." It seems odd now&mdash;to us, with
+our modern notions of Lorraine, as a small<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span> and very helpless province of
+France&mdash;to think, that on the wayward ruler of that petty duchy, himself
+at the time an exile, should our Charles have built up hopes of his own
+preservation in the storms of the Great Rebellion. There can, however, be
+no doubt about the fact. In June, 1651,<a name='fna_7' id='fna_7' href='#f_7'><small>[7]</small></a> Viscount Taaffe, Sir Nicholas
+Plunket, and Geffrey Browne, by order of the Marquis of Clanricarde, King
+Charles's deputy, formally waited upon Duke Charles IV. of Lorraine at
+Brussels, "to solicit his aid in favour of the unhappy kingdom of
+Ireland." The mission was considered of such pressing importance that Lord
+Taaffe, in order not to delay it, put off the call which in duty he owed
+to the Duke of York, then residing at Antwerp. Charles IV. rather rashly
+undertook the office pressed upon him, formally accepted the style and
+title of "Protector of Ireland," fitted out&mdash;though not owning an inch of
+seaboard&mdash;a man-of-war, which he christened "Esp&eacute;rance de Lorraine"&mdash;and
+there the matter ended.</p>
+
+<p>With this adventurous Charles IV. was the life of the beautiful Beatrix
+bound up from girlhood to death. It was a romantic affair&mdash;in some of its
+episodes a little sadly comical&mdash;and, since we have constituted ourselves
+guardians of her effigy, her story may be worth telling.</p>
+
+<p>The Cusances were an old, distinguished, and very wealthy family in the
+Franche Comt&eacute;, when the Comt&eacute; was still a province, not of France, but of
+the Empire. At the present time the "Almanach de Gotha" knows them no
+more, nor any French or German "Peerage." But in their own day they ranked
+among the best of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span> bloods; the strains of the Hapsburghs and the
+Granvelles mingled in their veins. "Gentillesse de Cusance" had in whilom
+Burgundy become a proverbial saying. The family owned a wide tract of
+territory in the mountainous country through which flows the Doubs, and
+among those hills, forming part of the Jura, stood, twenty miles from
+Besan&ccedil;on, their Castle Belvoir. Of this proud family Beatrix was, with two
+sisters&mdash;one of whom became a nun, while the other married a cousin on the
+mother's side, a Count de Berghes, of the Low Countries&mdash;left the last
+offspring. There was no male to perpetuate the name. At twenty she was
+known as "la personne la plus belle et la plus accomplie de la province."
+People raved about her. Abb&eacute; Hugo, the Lorrain Duke's father-confessor, in
+his MS. History (which has never been published, for fear of giving
+offence to the French), describes her as "of a little more than middle
+height, and exquisitely proportioned." "She possessed," he said, "just
+sufficient <i>embonpoint</i> to impart to her <i>une mine haute et un port
+majestueux</i>." Her face, something between oval and round, was marked by a
+particularly clear complexion and an animated expression. Her eyes were
+blue and well-placed; her hair was of a light ash colour; her mouth was
+small, and of a brilliant red; her teeth were of pearly whiteness, and
+well-ranged; neck, arms, hands were all "beautifully delicate, white, and
+admirably shaped"; in fact, you could not desire a more perfect specimen
+of feminine humanity.</p>
+
+<p>With this beauty it was the happy, or unhappy, lot of the no less engaging
+Charles IV. to become acquainted at the impressionable age of thirty, when
+to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span> eye, at any rate, he represented all that was manly and
+chivalrous. He was then the beau-ideal of the sex, unequalled in all
+accomplishments peculiar to the privileged Man of the tip-top strata, a
+brilliant horseman, fencer, tilter, and love-maker in the bargain&mdash;a
+veritable "Don Juan, alike in love and in politics," as his own historian,
+M. des Robert, has aptly styled him.</p>
+
+<p>The two were for the first time brought into contact in 1634. Charles was
+then for the moment&mdash;a pretty protracted moment&mdash;a lackland prince.
+Counting a little too confidingly upon the help of that "Empire" which was
+always ready to claim and never ready to protect, and moreover upon
+equally treacherous Spain, he had defied France&mdash;with the result of being
+turned out of his dominions by her. But if Charles was driven from his
+duchy, he had carried his brilliant little army with him&mdash;there was no
+better in Europe. He had gained a high reputation already as a dashing
+general and a tactician of ready resource. The French feared him, in spite
+of their superior numbers. The Austrians and Spaniards were eager for his
+alliance, and willing to pay him his own price. He was stationed, in
+command of his own troops and some Spaniards, at Besan&ccedil;on, where life was
+then made gay indeed to the military visitors. Very butterfly that he
+was&mdash;forgetting altogether his homely Duchess Nicole, who was far
+away&mdash;Charles fluttered about merrily from flower to flower, almost
+thankful to Providence for having by her otherwise harsh judgment driven
+him to such captivating pastures new for the cult of Cupid. He was told,
+of course, of the bewitching beauty sojourning in the same city. Sated
+already with objects of admiration, he, however,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span> at first scarcely paid
+heed to the praises of her charms. But once he met her, the hearts of both
+were in a twinkling set aflame.</p>
+
+<p>Charles did not at the time enjoy the best of reputations among
+respectable folk. He had dabbled a little too freely in illicit loves.
+Accordingly, old Madame de Cusance observed the young people's mutual
+passion with very reasonable alarm&mdash;and, to prevent its being carried to
+dangerous lengths, she packed Beatrix off in hot haste to lonely Belvoir.
+To a lover of Charles's mettle, however, twenty miles was a stimulus
+rather than an obstacle to love-making. Every day saw him galloping out to
+pursue his courting. There were French spies and scouts stationed all
+round, watching for the cavalier, eager to carry him off, as their
+comrades had not long before carried off our ambassador, Montagu, to
+Coiffy. By narrow breakneck paths, which are shown to the present day,
+Charles threaded his way adventurously through the forest, where it seems
+a marvel that he did not again and again come to grief. No feat, however,
+was too hazardous, no risk too great for him to encounter in the pursuit
+of his romantic passion. Accordingly, the old lady, like a prudent,
+motherly Dutch matron that she was, saw nothing for it but to carry her
+daughter very much further away still, to Brussels, where she had her
+family mansion, the Hotel Berghes. There Charles could not at once follow
+her, for he had his army to look after; and, moreover, the French stood in
+the way like a massive wall. No sooner, however, had he gathered his fresh
+bays on the field of N&ouml;rdlingen, and brought the campaign of 1635 to a
+more or less satisfactory close, than, still<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span> homeless and landless, he
+hurried likewise to Brussels, which was then the recognised
+gathering-place of all the poor victims of Richelieu's grasping policy.
+However, in one way he had been forestalled. In the interval the old
+countess, thinking in her innocence that nothing could so effectually put
+a stop to undesirable love-making as an actual marriage, had compelled her
+beautiful daughter to marry Leopold D'Oiselet, Prince de Cantecroix, a
+great personage both in the Franche Comt&eacute; and in Germany. That ought to
+have made all things sure. In truth, it did nothing of the kind. Beatrix
+and Charles remained as infatuatedly in love as before, and pursued their
+amour seemingly with all the greater zest and determination, because there
+was now a legal hindrance. The husband, as it happened, was not the only
+difficulty in the way. All the Lorrain princes and princesses&mdash;expelled,
+like Charles, from their own country, and assembled in the capital of the
+Austrian Netherlands&mdash;set their faces dead against the lady, and
+positively refused to have anything to do with her. Beatrix did not care.
+She could afford to snap her fingers at Nicole, Nicolas-Francois, Claude,
+Henriette, and the rest of them, so long as Charles remained true to her;
+and soon we find her, the lawful wife of Prince Cantecroix, openly avowing
+herself "the fianc&eacute;e" of the Lorrain Duke, who was himself lawfully
+married.</p>
+
+<p>The old lady, foiled once more in her precautions, once more packed her
+daughter off out of harm's way&mdash;this time back to Besan&ccedil;on. As a matter
+quite of course Charles hereupon proposed to the crowned heads with whom
+he was in league, that the next campaign<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span> must necessarily be carried on
+in the Franche Comt&eacute;, where, indeed, the French had somewhat alarmingly
+gained the upper hand, and were at that time rather embarrassingly (for
+the Spaniards) investing D&ocirc;le. As if to support him in his pleading, a
+deputation of Comtois magnates arrived at Brussels, headed, for irony, by
+the Prince de Cantecroix himself, petitioning the victor of N&ouml;rdlingen,
+with all the urgency of which they were masters, to come to their rescue.
+Charles did not keep them waiting long. He promptly led his army back to
+their old quarters at Besan&ccedil;on, where he scarcely repaid Cantecroix in a
+Christian spirit. For his father-confessor informs us that, being a devout
+"Catholic," and believing implicity in the efficacy of masses, he caused
+no less than three thousand such to be said, to obtain from Heaven his
+rival's death. He drove the French away from D&ocirc;le, but after that he would
+not stir another finger. Fighting was all very well, but there was metal
+more attractive at Besan&ccedil;on. The old countess, had submitted at last to
+the inexorable ruling of fate. It was of no use transporting Beatrix
+backwards and forwards, while Charles followed so persistently after, and
+her own husband was so blind, or else so helpless. Things must be allowed
+to take their course.</p>
+
+<p>Charles's masses had the desired effect. In February, 1637 the Prince de
+Cantecroix died. In his testament he provided liberally for "ma bien aim&eacute;e
+femme"&mdash;which <i>femme</i> loyally lost no time in transferring herself from
+his house to one belonging to the duke.</p>
+
+<p>M. de Cantecroix being out of the way, the next thing to be done was to
+remove the no less inconvenient Duchess Nicole. From her right to the
+throne Charles<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span> had already ousted her by a really grotesque farce enacted
+in concert with his father. Charles does not appear to have had masses
+said for Nicole's death, but he very assiduously consulted the learned of
+Church and State concerning the possibility of obtaining a legal
+declaration of nullity of marriage. This was an easier matter in those
+days than it is now; because, for want of any other plea, there was always
+the charge of witchcraft to fall back upon&mdash;a charge much in favour with
+"the Church." Charles decided to play this trump card. There was a priest,
+Melchior de la Vall&eacute;e, a chosen prot&eacute;g&eacute; of the late duke, who had baptized
+Nicole. He was now alleged to have been a sorcerer before he performed the
+rite of baptism. <i>Ergo</i>, he was incompetent lawfully to baptize; <i>ergo</i>,
+Nicole was not properly baptized; <i>ergo</i>, she was not a Christian; <i>ergo</i>:
+the whole marriage must be void. Witnesses were, of course, produced to
+prove the case, and poor Melchior, having been duly condemned, was
+orthodoxly burnt at Custines&mdash;the place in which Mary Queen of Scots had
+spent her youth. His property was declared forfeited to the Crown&mdash;to be
+eventually employed by Charles, in a fit of remorse, to endow, by way of
+pious compensation, the great Chartreuse of Bosserville near Nancy.</p>
+
+<p>That part of the business had been easily accomplished. It remained, on
+the ground of this condemnation, to upset the obnoxious marriage. The
+Duke's Chancellor, Le Moleur, was easily persuaded to pronounce an
+"opinion" to the effect desired, and, armed with this, he was promptly
+sent to Rome, accompanied by the Duke's father-confessor, Cheminot, to
+obtain a Papal judgment in accordance with it. The whole thing looked so
+plausible<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span> as readily to silence the last remaining doubts of Beatrix; and
+just nine days after Cantecroix's death the two lovers put their
+signatures to the marriage contract which was to make them man and wife.
+Less than five weeks later the marriage was formally celebrated in a
+characteristic hole-and-corner fashion. On the evening of April 2, 1637,
+the duke's physician, Forget, brought the <i>vicaire</i> (curate) of the parish
+of S. Pierre in Besan&ccedil;on a written authority from his <i>cur&eacute;</i> (rector) to
+celebrate Sacraments wherever he might be called upon to do so. That done,
+the <i>vicaire</i> is led by Forget on a roundabout way into Charles's house,
+where he finds a sumptuous supper awaiting him. The food and liquor
+despatched, the unsuspecting curate is, in a temper which disposes him to
+comply with almost any demand, taken into Charles's own chamber, where the
+duke bluntly informs him: "Tu es ici pour b&eacute;nir notre mariage." Even in
+spite of the supper, the curate hesitates. But the duke will stand no
+parleying. The ceremony is gone through. The young couple, to place
+themselves entirely in order, comply with the custom of the diocese to the
+very tittle: embrace, break a loaf of bread between them, drink out of the
+same glass, and the thing is done. The curate receives twenty doubloons
+for his pains, and is, like everybody else present, pledged to silence.</p>
+
+<p>Secrecy was, however, under the circumstances, absolutely out of the
+question, probably not even seriously desired. Soon after we find the duke
+publicly owning Beatrix as his wife, and giving orders that she shall be
+treated as duchess and styled "Altesse." She lives with Charles, rides
+with him, shows herself by his side to his soldiers, who conceive a
+violent fancy for her.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span> Nicole and the Lorrain princes and princesses
+protest. But they are far away, and can do no hurt. The old countess is
+brought to acquiesce in the marriage, and all seems to go as merrily as
+could be wished. Beatrix's sister, the nun of Gray, confesses to pious
+scruples, and implores her sister not to do what is wicked, but is
+silenced with a simple "Vous n'&ecirc;tes qu'une enfant." To make all things
+sure, Mazarin, anxious to obtain from Charles an advantageous peace,
+promises his all-powerful interest with the Curia. The peace duly signed,
+Beatrix and her husband religiously undertake, side by side, a pilgrimage
+to Bonsecours, where they pray for Heaven's blessing upon their union, and
+afterwards hold their formal entry into Nancy, to the bewilderment of her
+husband's loyal subjects, who, not knowing what to make of the double
+wedlock, cry out lustily: "Que Dieu prot&egrave;ge et b&eacute;nisse le bon Duc Charles
+et ses deux femmes!"</p>
+
+<p>But there was mischief brewing. Nicole and her belongings would have been
+less than human if they had not set heaven and earth in motion to upset
+the new irregular union. When Cheminot and Le Moleur arrived at Rome to
+bespeak the Pope's approval, they found the Prince Nicolas-Fran&ccedil;ois
+already there, actively counterworking their game, on which even without
+such opposing influence the Vatican could scarcely have been expected to
+smile. In the place of approval, they received nothing but black looks,
+coupled with a strict injunction to the Lady Beatrix not on any account to
+pretend to the title of "Duchess."</p>
+
+<p>Of course Charles's "Petite Paix" lasted only a few weeks. Instead of
+leading his troops into the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span> French camp as supports, as he had agreed, he
+took them straight to the Spanish headquarters, with the inevitable result
+of being once more turned out of his country, and finding himself an exile
+at large. These misfortunes, however, sat lightly upon the gay-hearted
+monarch, while he had the lovely Beatrix by his side, starring it with her
+at the Courts of Worms, Luxemburg, and Brussels, and insisting everywhere
+upon Beatrix being treated as duchess. He had given her her own
+body-guard, her own establishment of maids of honour, allowed her to hold
+her courts and drawing-rooms, just like a reigning princess.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, concurrently with the Pope's judgment, another matter was
+slowly ripening. All this marrying and re-marrying had, as a matter of
+course, led to litigation. Prince Cantecroix had left a goodly fortune,
+for the possession of which his mother, the Marquise d'Autriche, and his
+cousin, M. de Saint Amour, were then fighting fiercely.</p>
+
+<p>While Charles and Beatrix were attending at Malines, as important
+witnesses in this case, what should unexpectedly arrive but a brief from
+the Pope, directing the archbishop to proclaim the judgment pronounced on
+that half-forgotten application of Le Moleur's and Cheminot's! It had
+taken His Holiness some years to come to a decision even on the
+preliminary point, that of the marriage with Beatrix; on the main
+question, the validity of Charles's marriage with Nicole, the judgment was
+still silent. But Charles's marriage with Beatrix the document declared
+entirely illegal and invalid, formally threatening both parties concerned
+with major excommunication if they did not at once separate and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span>
+thereafter continue apart, and, moreover, within a given time, purge
+themselves by a public and humiliating penance. To Beatrix this judgment
+came as a crushing blow. However, she yielded prompt obedience, removing
+at once to the distant Hombourg Haut, near Saint-Avold.</p>
+
+<p>Charles evidently cared very much less about the separation, however
+little he might relish the idea of a penance. It looks very much as if he
+had already grown a little tired of the lovely Beatrix. She was still very
+beautiful, and had any amount of love-making left in her. Her little amour
+with Charles II. was still to come; and that portrait to be seen at
+Windsor, which so much enamoured Flecknoe, actually shows her as she was a
+little later. However, the <i>toujours perdrix</i> of one particular beauty had
+evidently begun to pall upon Charles's exacting taste. He managed very
+soon to find some cheering consolation for his loss, to the infinite
+entertainment of the gay Court of Brussels&mdash;which delighted in scandal,
+and was constantly on the look out for some fresh amusement. Charles
+provided such, very opportunely, by a quite unexpected new amour, which
+was certainly not wanting in originality. Charles suddenly fell over head
+and ears in love with the very <i>bourgeoise</i> daughter of the Burgomaster of
+Brussels. He pressed his heart and hand upon her again and again. No
+effort was too great for him to make in prosecution of his suit, no
+expense too lavish. The girl found herself serenaded, <i>f&ecirc;ted</i>, asked to
+all sorts of festivities&mdash;tournaments, concerts, balls&mdash;all arranged
+specifically in her honour. She found jewellery showered upon her. And, to
+secure her good will, the proud Carlovingian Duke even condescended to
+compete<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span> with the humble burghers at the popular <i>kermesse</i>, in the
+cross-bow shooting at the "papegay," which, crack marksman that he was, he
+brought down in brilliant style, thereby constituting himself
+"papegay-king" for the year. That dignity imposed upon him the obligation
+of treating all the burghers and their young women to a flow of
+liquor&mdash;which liquor he did not stint&mdash;and, moreover, of holding a
+triumphal progress through the town&mdash;which he magnified into a sort of
+Lord Mayor's procession, himself appearing in the character of his own
+ancestor, Godfrey de Bouillon, encased in costly armour, with all his rich
+jewellery hung upon his person, and seated, high and lofty, upon a
+magnificent car. The buxom Flamande found all this mightily pretty, but
+scarcely knew what to make of it so long as her mother strictly forbade
+her to give the devoted Charles any encouragement, nor dare so much as to
+meet him in private. Once only was the mother prevailed upon to permit a
+<i>t&ecirc;te-&agrave;-t&ecirc;te</i> for just as long as Charles could manage to hold a live coal
+in his palm. To extend the time, Charles extinguished the fire by
+heroically crushing the coal with his fingers. All this tomfoolery amused
+the Court intensely. But people were just a little astounded when Charles
+carried his devotion so far as to refuse to treat with the Spanish
+plenipotentiaries for a renewal of his treaty, unless their Excellencies
+would first secure the approval and advocacy of his Flemish Dulcinea. The
+Spaniards needed the Lorrain troops badly, and so submitted for the
+time&mdash;but they had their revenge.</p>
+
+<p>Of course the news of all this love-making brought Beatrix back pretty
+promptly to the Low Countries. As an excuse she alleged a burning desire
+to be reconciled to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span> Church, whose censure her sensitive conscience
+could no longer endure. Charles was by no means equally impatient.
+However, late in 1645, he too at length consented, and, accordingly, the
+two attended together to hear the Church's commination, prostrate
+themselves at full length before the altar, play the abject penitents
+throughout, confess their guilt, and receive episcopal absolution&mdash;all in
+the presence of a very large assemblage, which made the proceeding none
+the more pleasant for the principal actors.</p>
+
+<p>That done, Beatrix settled down again, perhaps all the better pleased at
+finding that by his new treaty obligations Charles had bound himself to
+proceed immediately to the battle-fields in France. Whether she had a
+right to be severe upon Charles's little amatory escapades may appear a
+trifle doubtful by the light of her own conduct now that he was away. At
+Ghent she took a leaf out of his own book. The duke soon heard of her
+being in a close <i>liaison</i> with a Polish magnate, Prince Radzivill, <i>jeune
+et bien fait, poli et galant</i>. And not long after arrived the further
+intelligence that one of her most conspicuous and most successful admirers
+was our own "gay monarch," Charles Stuart, subsequently Charles II., who
+was then a refugee in the Netherlands. There is no reason to believe that
+these misfeasances were in any way belittled to Charles's ear, seeing that
+it was Princess Marguerite, the Duchess of Orleans, his sister, who played
+the principal tale-bearer, a lady who, like all the Lorrain princesses,
+had a direct interest in bringing Charles's connection with Beatrix to a
+close. Charles took the bait. He was furious with the Princess de
+Cantecroix. He would repudiate her for good. He would be reconciled<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span> on
+the spot with Nicole. All seemed to herald a happy and creditable ending
+to the misunderstanding of years, when, all of a sudden, Beatrix announced
+herself <i>enceinte</i>, and by that announcement upset the whole carefully
+reared-up house of cards. Nicole had borne the duke no son. Here was the
+prospect of one. Throwing the Pope's warning to the winds, forgetting and
+forgiving all about Beatrix's wrong-doings, Charles rushed to join her,
+and was overjoyed to be able to be present at the birth of what was
+destined to be his only son, Charles, subsequently the gifted and
+distinguished Prince de Vaud&eacute;mont, our William III.'s confidant and
+adviser, and the elder Pretender's potent patron and ally. The Papal
+Nuncio and the Archbishop of Malines were horrorstruck at this barefaced
+breaking of a solemn oath. But no serious harm came of it after all. Only,
+it was a little provoking to find that when the confinement was over, and
+Charles's back was once more turned, Beatrix calmly resumed her illicit
+flirtations, of which the Lorrain princesses, more particularly the
+Princess Marguerite, were not slow to advise the duke.</p>
+
+<p>Charles's patience was now completely worn out. As soon as he could manage
+it, he posted back to the Low Countries, resolved, as he declared, to
+"mettre deux folles &agrave; la raison." One <i>folle</i>, of course, was
+Beatrix&mdash;whom Charles protested that nothing would induce him ever to take
+into favour again; and the other was his sister Henriette, who had
+distinguished herself by a very unconventional match indeed, her third,
+between herself, aged fifty, and the youthful Italian banker, Grimaldi,
+aged twenty-seven. There<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span> were some utilitarian arguments to plead in
+excuse of the marriage. Henriette had spent her last <i>&eacute;cu</i>, had sold every
+bit of property of hers that was at all saleable, and was deep in debt to
+boot; and Grimaldi had money. But nothing would justify the extraordinary
+proceeding which these two lovers, driven into a corner, resorted to, of,
+so to speak, "springing themselves" upon the unsuspecting Archbishop of
+Malines, and simultaneously declaring their intention to be man and wife,
+before he could so much as utter a word of protest. That constituted, the
+archbishop had himself previously explained, a legal marriage according to
+canon law.</p>
+
+<p>Charles found Beatrix at Antwerp. He at once seized her house in all legal
+form, fretting and fuming with rage, and refusing to listen to a word
+which she might say in explanation. He had everything put under lock and
+key, sentries placed before the door, and, overhauling all the furniture
+with his own hands, he claimed back all the property which the lady held
+from him; above all, that very valuable collection of jewellery for which
+the Lorrain Court was noted. To his dismay he found that a portion of it
+was gone. That made matters ten times worse. The missing pieces must
+necessarily have been given to Beatrix's <i>galants</i>.</p>
+
+<p>The Lorrain princes and princesses were delighted to observe a fresh
+rupture, and spared no pains to fan the flame. As it happened, at this
+very time, in 1654, the Papal Tribunal of the "Rota" had at last made up
+its mind how to adjudicate upon that old plea first raised in 1637, and
+formally laid before the Pope in 1642&mdash;the question of the validity of
+Charles's marriage with Nicole. The "Rota" ruled the whole suit to be<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span>
+frivolous. The marriage had been "freely contracted," was therefore
+binding, and, not to be troubled again with anything of the sort, the
+Court imposed upon Beatrix "perpetual silence." Charles accepted the
+judgment readily; indeed, he was so earnestly bent upon reconciliation
+with Nicole, that he seriously talked of having her excommunicated, should
+she withhold her consent. All seemed once more coming right, in spite of
+itself, when Europe was surprised by a gross outrage against law and good
+faith, namely, the high-handed seizure by the Spanish governor,
+Fuensaldana, of the Duke of Lorraine, and his removal, as a prisoner, to
+the distant Castle of Toledo. Six long years was the duke destined to pine
+in that unwholesome, dark, barred tower, a prey to vermin and to all
+discomforts, and a victim to ever freshly-raised, ever sorely-disappointed
+hopes. The very Spaniards around him pitied him. The ladies of Toledo
+conspired to liberate the interesting captive, who, in spite of his fifty
+years, was still handsome, nimble, full of courtesy and full of life. His
+own subjects braved tortures, galleys, death&mdash;everything, to effect his
+rescue. Never was ruler more beloved; rarely did he less deserve it.
+Nicole loyally forgot all past grievances, appealed to Mazarin, appealed
+to King Louis, appealed to the Pope. Beatrix likewise did her best&mdash;more
+especially after Nicole's death, in 1657&mdash;though roughly rated all the
+time by her wrathful and impatient late lover, who never for a day
+together knew his own mind. At one time he asked indignantly: Why did she
+not come to share his prison? At another he bade her stay where she was,
+since there she could be of greater use. A third time he would have
+nothing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span> whatever to say to her. When she sent her <i>intendant</i>,
+Pelletier, to Spain, to exert himself in the cause of the duke's
+liberation, Charles brought up the old charges of infidelity and
+misappropriation of his jewellery. But he was delighted to receive at
+Pelletier's hands the newly-painted portraits of his two children, Anne
+and Charles, to whom, as a partially redeeming feature in his character,
+he continued devoted to his dying day.</p>
+
+<p>In 1660 Spain found that she could carry on war no longer. The result was
+the Treaty of the Pyrenees, which was rather dictated by Mazarin than
+negotiated between France and Spain, and which, among other things,
+provided that Charles should be set free. Purchasing the glory of a
+princely escort from the needy noblemen of Spain by a distribution of the
+full sum of compensation just received at Madrid, the duke hurried to
+Saint Jean de Luz in state, and there, with his habitual impetuosity,
+nearly got himself back into prison. The Spanish Ambassador, Don Louis de
+Haro, badgered beyond endurance by Charles, full of his complaints,
+seriously threatened to have the duke carried back to Toledo. This brought
+our rather romantic Stuart exile to the front, whom nobody then supposed
+to be so near becoming Charles II. of England. Indeed, Mazarin held him in
+such small estimation, that he would not even admit him to his presence.
+But on Don Louis, if he ever seriously intended fresh violence, this bold
+man&oelig;uvre had the desired effect. He promptly desisted from further
+threats. The Lorrain Charles, touched by the chivalrous conduct of his
+namesake, in a burst of gratitude generously offered the latter the free
+use of his purse&mdash;an offer which must<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span> have been peculiarly welcome to the
+ever-impecunious Stuart&mdash;and frankly forgave him his rivalry in the matter
+of Beatrix, which looks, indeed, as if between him and her he now intended
+all to be over.</p>
+
+<p>In truth, he did not leave the lady very long in doubt upon that point;
+for, finding her at Bar-le-Duc, when, on his way home from Paris, he
+passed through that town, he flatly declined to see her. She was staying
+with her daughter, whom in Paris Charles had got married to the Prince de
+Lillebonne, the governor of the Barrois. He was quite willing that Beatrix
+should be treated <i>en duchesse</i>, but at this time of day it surely was not
+to be expected that he would once more embroil himself with the Pope by
+breaking his oath! Just only for a few minutes did he at length consent to
+meet her, at the urgent supplication of both his children&mdash;outside Bar, in
+a little village; and then he was chillingly cold.</p>
+
+<p>Otherwise, he had still fire enough left in him, when occasion
+required&mdash;as he showed not long after, when at Paris, while engaged on
+that hare-brained errand of concluding the "Treaty of Montmartre," he
+became madly enamoured of Marianne Pajot, the daughter of his
+brother-in-law's (the Duke of Orleans') apothecary. The marriage very
+nearly became a fact. Everything was ready, in spite of protests from all
+sides. The priest was waiting, the wedding-guests were in attendance,
+actually eating the wedding supper, and drinking the young couple's
+health&mdash;for precisely at midnight the ceremony was to be performed&mdash;when
+Du Tellier marched into the room with a guard, and at Louis XIV.'s order
+carried off Marianne to the convent of Ville l'Ev&ecirc;que.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span> "You would have
+had to take a syringe for your armorial device if you had married her,"
+said Louis XIV. mockingly. "Yes," replied Charles, alluding to the treaty
+just concluded, "with the royal <i>fleur-de-lys</i> at the nozzle."</p>
+
+<p>This was by no means Charles's last amour. Indeed, after various wildish
+escapades nearly leading to matrimony he, four years later, when arrived
+at the ripe age of sixty, actually took to wife a girl of thirteen, and
+settled down a tolerably staid and respectable husband at last. But this
+adventure with Marianne Pajot warned Beatrix, whose health was beginning
+seriously to fail, that if she wanted to become Charles's wife at all, she
+must be quick about it. Accordingly, when the two once more found
+themselves in close proximity, unwilling neighbours at Bar-le-Duc&mdash;she up
+in the castle, he in the lower town, to be out of her way&mdash;she took the
+liberty of reminding him of his repeated promises to obtain a dispensation
+from the Pope and get the marriage renewed. Charles was not at all
+prepared for such an appeal, which accordingly made him not a little
+cross. "Not yet," he pleaded, "il n'est pas encore temps de songer &agrave; notre
+mariage"&mdash;not when he was fifty-six and she nearly forty-six! Would he not
+consent at any rate to see her? God forbid; how could he, a devout
+"Catholic," presume to infringe the Pope's explicit command? Indeed, these
+repeated appearances of Beatrix, when she was not wanted, were becoming
+wearisome to him. She must keep out of the way. Let her go back to
+Besan&ccedil;on! He was duke and could command. But Beatrix, loth to fly from
+that which alone could cure her heartache, pleaded, like Lot, for a
+shorter journey. Might she not stay at Remiremont?<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span> Charles acquiesced. In
+small Lorrain towns she spent the next year or so. Life was getting hard
+for her, in view of progressively failing health&mdash;harder under the painful
+sense of injustice and unfaithfulness. She gave herself up to religious
+devotions. At Mattaincourt it was, while she was burning candles and
+offering prayers to the Lorrain saint, P. Fourier, that the startling news
+reached her of a fresh amour into which Charles had thrown himself with
+all the ardour of a young man of twenty, an amour with the beautiful
+Isabelle de Ludres ("Matame te Lutre," as Madame de S&eacute;vign&eacute; called her,
+ridiculing the rough Lorrain accent), a most delicately-formed,
+symmetrically-shaped <i>brunette</i>, a very tit-bit of womanhood, destined to
+shine in after-time for a brief period in the changing firmament of <i>Le
+Roi Soleil</i> at Versailles, as an ephemeral favourite star. She was a
+canoness of Poussay&mdash;<i>Lavandi&egrave;res</i> they were called in the popular
+slang&mdash;looking probably all the prettier in her semi-religious garb,
+because its wear involved no religious obligations of any kind. The abbess
+had obligingly allowed Charles free access to the "nun," and there they
+were, acknowledged <i>fianc&eacute;</i> and <i>fianc&eacute;e</i>, talking of the time when the
+marriage was to take place. To be near Isabella, Charles had moved his
+court to Mirecourt, which is just about halfway between Poussay and
+Mattaincourt, utterly unconscious probably of the proximity of Beatrix.
+There were daily <i>f&ecirc;tes</i>, dances, tourneys, the whole bit of country
+seemed transformed into a "Garden of Love." It was like a ghost rising
+from the earth when Beatrix&mdash;pale, worn, haggard, but still erect and
+dignified in bearing&mdash;appeared on the scene, her marriage contract in her
+hand, to bid the young<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span> canoness beware, and remind her lover of his
+promises and broken vows. What right had she to be there? asked Charles in
+a pet. Had he not bidden her go back to Besan&ccedil;on? Let her be off at once
+and not trouble him any more! Alas! in her state of health, travelling to
+Besan&ccedil;on was out of the question. She got as far as Mattaincourt, sending
+fresh precatory letters to faithless Charles. He would give them no heed.
+But she left him no peace. By a severe effort she got to Besan&ccedil;on at last.
+"She may disinherit your children," urged Charles's lawyers. "She may stop
+your marriage," chimed in the Churchmen. "Remember, she has but at longest
+a few weeks to live," added the doctors. "Really?" asked Charles with
+visible relief. "She cannot possibly live longer." Not a moment did he
+cease from his amatory merry-making preparatory to a contemplated new
+marriage. But, as there was time for celebrating a preliminary one in the
+interval, for his children's sake he consented to despatch a messenger to
+the Pope to demand a dispensation, which arrived just in time for the
+marriage with Beatrix to be solemnised while there was still breath in
+her. "Me voil&agrave;, bien honor&eacute;," whispered the dying woman, "&agrave; la fin de mes
+jours!" Scarcely had the priest left her bedside, when he was called in
+once more to celebrate another sacrament. "Ah! quelle union," gasped
+Beatrix, "du sacrement de mariage et de l'extr&ecirc;me onction!"</p>
+
+<p>Thus ended, on June 5, 1663, the changeful life of that "excellents peace
+as Nature ever made," as wrote Richard Flecknoe in contemplation of her
+portrait at Windsor, full of "colour" and "freshness," and with eyes whose
+very lids were "than other eyes more<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span> admirably fair," the lady who on the
+canvas in our royal castle looks so happy and serene, but who in real life
+tasted far more of the bitterness than of the sweet of man's fleeting
+love&mdash;not, certainly, without much fault on her own part, yet, in respect
+of her relations with Charles, surely more sinned against than sinning.</p>
+
+<p>The news of her death found the feasting at Mirecourt at its merriest.
+Trumpets were sounding, flags were flying, drums were beating, all the
+jingle of the masquerade of court life was at its noisiest. The widower
+scarcely stopped in his amusements to order a brief formal mourning, which
+altered but the hue, not the spirit of the feast. For all that his labour
+was thrown away. Beatrix had, in self-defence, despatched a protest
+against the marriage to the Vicar-general of Toul, who, as a French
+bishop, stood in no sort of dependence upon the Duke of Lorraine&mdash;rather
+delighted in crossing him. Besides, Isabelle's mother, shocked at what she
+saw and heard, peremptorily forbade the marriage, and packed her daughter
+off in haste to the solitude of Richardm&eacute;nil.</p>
+
+<p>When Beatrix's will was opened, it was found that she had not forgotten
+"her very dear husband." "As a token of respect and submission," she had
+"taken the liberty" of bequeathing to him&mdash;that very diamond ring with
+which he had wedded her, then the worship of all, twenty-six years before,
+when his own affection was still fresh and young, and his whole being
+seemed bound up in the life and possession of the fervently-loved young
+widow. At her death, certainly, she had this to boast of, that of all the
+beauties who had riveted Charles's affection, none had for so long a time<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span>
+and with equal power held sway over his fickle heart. If she was
+neglected, it is some satisfaction to think that her children were
+honoured and cherished. On the Prince de Vaud&eacute;mont Charles heaped what
+benefits he had to bestow. But the stain of his birth clung to him to his
+death. At one time Charles had hoped to seat him on the proud throne of
+the Carlovingians. When in 1723 he died, the Lorrain Courts found that no
+princely honours could be paid to his body. Quietly, without pomp and
+show, were his bones laid beside the bones of his father, in the
+Chartreuse of Bosserville, sad memorial that it remains of the duke's
+faithlessness to his first wife. Neither of Charles nor of Beatrix has any
+offspring survived. Of Charles even later Dukes of Lorraine have scarcely
+ever spoken without a protest. Beatrix lies buried at Besan&ccedil;on, and, after
+all, considering what evil she unwittingly brought upon her adopted
+country, the portrait which alone remains to recall what she was finds,
+perhaps, a more fitting place on the walls of Royal Windsor than could
+have been given to it in the historic hall of the more than half-destroyed
+palace of Nancy, or among the Lorrain portraits preserved, as a memorial
+of Lorrain-Hapsburg rule, in the museum of Florence.</p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span></p>
+<h2>V.&mdash;THE REMNANT OF A GREAT RACE.<a name='fna_8' id='fna_8' href='#f_8'><small>[8]</small></a></h2>
+
+
+<p>Modern History is, in its rapid march onward, making sad havoc of old
+races. New nations are rising up; but only like new banks and headlands on
+our coast, by the accumulation of drifted shingle, which the very same
+tide is washing away from wasting older rocks. A generation or two hence,
+in the making of a new German people, the last remnant will have finally
+disappeared of an interesting race, which historians and arch&aelig;ologists
+alike, to whom it is known, will be loth to miss.</p>
+
+<p>There are probably few Englishmen who have any very clear idea as to what
+and who the "Wends" or "Sorbs" are. Early in the last century, we read&mdash;I
+think it was in the year 1702&mdash;our Ambassador at Vienna, one Hales,
+travelling home by way of Bautzen, to his utter surprise found himself in
+that city in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span> midst of a crowd of people, strange of form, strange of
+speech, strange of garb&mdash;but unquestionably picturesque&mdash;such as he had
+never before seen or heard of. They are there still, wearing the same
+dress, using the same speech, looking as odd and outlandish as ever. We
+need not go back to the records of Alfred the Great, of Wulfstan and
+Other, to learn what a powerful nation the Wends, one of the principal
+branches of the great Slav family, were in times gone by. In the days when
+Wendish warriors, like King Niklot, were feared in battle, their ships
+went forth across the sea, side by side with those of the Vikings,
+planting colonies on the Danish Isles, in Holland, in Spain&mdash;aye, very
+ambitious Slav historians will even have it that our own <i>Sorbiodunum</i>
+(Salisbury) is "the town of the Sorbs," founded by Sorb settlers in 449,
+and that to the same settlers&mdash;also styled <i>Weleti</i> (Alfred the Great
+calls them <i>Vylte</i>)&mdash;do our "Wilton" and "Wiltshire" owe their names. On
+the Continent they once overspread nearly all Germany. Hanover has its
+"Wendland," Brunswick its "Wendish Gate." Franconia, when ruinously
+devastated by intestinal wars of German races, was, at Boniface's
+instance, recultivated by immigrant Wends, famous in his days, and after,
+for their husbandry. The entire North German population, from the Elbe
+eastward, and north of the Bavarian and Bohemian mountains, is in descent
+far more Wendish than German. Wendish names, Wendish customs, Wendish
+fragments of speech, bits of Wendish institutions, survive everywhere, to
+tell of past Slav occupation. Altenburg is Wendish to a man, the
+Mecklenburgs are to the present day ruled even by Wendish grand dukes.
+Berlin, Potsdam, <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span>Dresden, L&uuml;beck, Leipzig, Schwerin, and many more
+German towns, still bear Wendish names.</p>
+
+<p>There are now but a poor 150,000 or 160,000 left of this once powerful
+people. And that handful is dwindling fast. Every year sees the tide of
+spreading Germanism making further inroad on the minute domain which the
+Germanised Wends have left to their parent race in that much disputed
+territory, the Lusatias. Prussian administration, Prussian education,
+Prussian pedantic suppression of everything which is not neo-German, are
+rapidly quenching the still smoking flax. It boots little that the Saxon
+Government, kinder in its own smaller country, has, very late in the day,
+changed its policy, and is now striving to preserve what is, at its lowest
+valuation, a most interesting little piece of ethnographic arch&aelig;ology. It
+is much too late now to stop the march of Germanisation, which has pushed
+on so rapidly that even in the same family you may at the present day find
+parents still thoroughly Wendish, and <i>priding</i> themselves on their
+Wendish patronymics, and children wholly German, styling themselves by
+newly coined German names. Evidently the race is dying fast.</p>
+
+<p>Its death was in truth prepared a long time ago. Once the Saxons had
+obtained the mastery, the poor Slavs were oppressed and persecuted in
+every way. They were forbidden to wear their own peculiar dress. They were
+forbidden to trade. The gates of their own towns were closed against them,
+or else opened only to admit them into a despised "ghetto." No man of
+culture dared to own himself a Wend. Accordingly, though they possess a
+language unique for its plasticity and pliancy, up to the time of the
+Reformation<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span> written literature they had none. For centuries their race
+has been identified with the lowest walks in life. They must have their
+own parsons, of course; but that was all. Otherwise, hewers of wood and
+drawers of water, toiling cultivators of the soil, they were doomed to
+remain&mdash;very "serfs," lending, as we know, in the north, a peculiar name
+to that servile station ("serfs," from "serbs"), just as in the south
+"Slav" became the distinctive term for "slave."</p>
+
+<p>To the eye of the arch&aelig;ologist, all this hardship has secured one
+compensating advantage. It has left the Wends&mdash;in dress, in customs, in
+habits of mind, in songs and traditions&mdash;most interestingly primitive.
+Everything specifically Wendish bears the unmistakable stamp of national
+childhood, early thought, old-world life. There has been no development
+within the race, as among other Slavs. There have been modern overlayings,
+no doubt; but they are all foreign additions. The Wendish kernel has
+remained untouched, displaying with remarkable distinctness that
+peculiarly characteristic feature which runs through all the Slav kindred,
+at once uniting and separating various tribes, combining a curious unity
+of substructure with a striking variety of surface. Among the "Serbs,"
+or&mdash;"Sorbs"&mdash;really "Srbs"&mdash;of Germany, occur names which reveal a close
+kinship with Russians, Bohemians, and Croats. By the strange
+survival&mdash;among two tribes alone in all the world&mdash;of a complete dual, and
+the retention of a distinct preterite tense (without the use of an
+auxiliary verb) their language links them plainly with the Old Bulgarians.
+Their national melodies exhibit a marked resemblance to those melancholy
+airs which charm English visitors in Russia. Yet a Pole,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span> one of their
+nearest neighbours, is totally at sea among the Wends. His language is to
+them almost as unintelligible as that of their "dumb" neighbours on the
+opposite side, the <i>Njemski</i>&mdash;that is, the Germans. Even among themselves
+the Lusatians are divided in speech. In Lower Lusatia, for instance, where
+the population are descended from the ancient Lusitschani, if you want to
+ask a girl for a kiss, you must say: <i>gulitza, daj mi murki</i>. In Upper
+Lusatia, where dwell the Miltschani, the same request takes the shape of:
+<i>holitza, daj mi hupkuh</i>. My German friends would have it that to their
+ears Wendish sounded very like English&mdash;which simply meant, that they
+understood neither the one nor the other. In truth, there is no
+resemblance whatever between the two tongues, except it be this, that like
+some of our own people, the Wends are incorrigibly given to putting their
+H's in the wrong place. The explanation, in respect of the Wends, is, that
+in their language no word is known to begin with a vowel. Hence, to make
+German at all pronounceable to their lips, they often have to add an H as
+initial letter, the impropriety of which addition they happen generally to
+remember at the wrong time. It will terrify linguists among ourselves to
+be told that this Slav language&mdash;which the Germans despise as barbarous,
+which has scarcely any literature, and which is spoken by very few men of
+high education&mdash;possesses, in addition to our ordinary verbs, also verbs
+"neutropassive," "inchoative," "durative," "momentaneous," and
+"iterative"; an aorist, like Greek, and a preterite aorist of its own; a
+subjunctive pluperfect, and in declension seven cases, including a
+"sociative" case, and a "locative." The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span> most remarkable characteristics
+of the language, however, are the richness of its vocalisation, and its
+peculiar flexibility and pliancy, which enable those who speak it to coin
+new and very expressive words for distinct ideas almost at pleasure, yet
+open to no misconstruction.</p>
+
+<p>In outward appearance the Wends are throughout a powerful, healthy, and
+muscular race, whose men are coveted for the conscription. The first
+Napoleon's famous "Bouchers Saxons"&mdash;the Saxon dragoons&mdash;were Wends almost
+to a man. And in the present day, it is the Wends who contribute the
+lion's share of recruits to the Saxon household regiments. Their women are
+prized throughout Germany as nurses. They are all well-built, well-shaped,
+strong of muscle, and nimble in motion, like the Laced&aelig;monian women of
+old. All surrounding Germany recruits its nurses from Wendland. Next to
+stature, the most distinctive external feature of the race is its national
+dress, which, as in most similar cases, survives longest, and in its most
+characteristic form, among women. As between different districts, such
+dress varies very markedly, but throughout it has some common features.
+Short bright-coloured skirts, with the hips preternaturally enlarged by
+artificial padding, and an unconscionable amount of starch put into the
+petticoats on Sundays; close-fitting bodices, under which, in some
+districts, by an atrocious perversion of taste, are placed bits of stout
+cardboard, designed to compress a strongly developed bust to hideous
+flatness; small tight-fitting caps, into which is gathered all the hair,
+and which are often concealed under some bright-coloured outer head-gear,
+with an abundance of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span> ribbons dependent; and a goodly allowance of
+scrupulously clean collar, frill, and neckerchiefs, at any rate on
+Sundays; and, on festive occasions, stockings of the same irreproachable
+whiteness put upon massive calves which on other occasions are worn all
+bare&mdash;these are, briefly put, the main characteristics of the women's
+dress. Oddly, the Roman Catholics, who elsewhere&mdash;in the Black Forest, for
+instance&mdash;affect the gayest colours, among the Wends show a partiality for
+the soberest of hues, more specifically brown and black. The men delight
+in big buttons, bright waistcoats, and high boots, long coats which pass
+on from father to son through generations, and either preternaturally
+stout hats of prehistoric mould, or else large blue caps with monster
+shades. Their peculiar customs are simply legion, and so are their
+traditions and superstitions. Their fairs are a thing to see.
+Old-fashioned as the Wends are, ordinary shopping has no attraction for
+them. But the merry fair, with its life and society, its exchange of
+gossip, its display of finery, its haggling and bargaining, its music and
+its dancing, is irresistibly alluring. At the great fair at Vetzschau in
+olden days you might see as many as a thousand Wendish girls, all dressed
+in their best, formally but merrily going through their Wendish dances in
+the market-place. In matters of faith the Wends are all great believers in
+little superstitious formulas and observances, such as not turning a knife
+or a harrow edge or tine upward, lest the devil should sit down upon it.
+Their favourite devices for attracting a man's or a maiden's love are a
+little too artlessly natural to be fit for recital here. One great
+prevailing superstition is the belief in lucky<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span> stones&mdash;<i>kamushkis</i>.
+Stones, in truth, play a leading part in their traditions. They have a
+belief that stones went on growing, like plants, till the time of our
+Saviour's temptation, in the course of which, by an improvement upon the
+authorised text, they assert that he hurt his foot against one by
+accident. In punishment for having caused that pain, their growth is
+understood to have been stopped. They have other stones as
+well&mdash;"fright-stones" and "devil-stones" for instance. But the <i>kamushkis</i>
+are by far the most important and the most valuable. They are handed on as
+precious heirlooms from parent to child, and often put down at a high
+value in the inventory of an estate. The supernatural world of the Wends
+is as densely peopled as any mythology ever yet heard of. There is the
+<i>psches-poniza</i>&mdash;the noon woman, to avoid whom women in pregnancy and
+after their confinement dare not go out of doors in the midday hours;
+there is the <i>smerkava</i>, or "dusk-woman," who is fatal to children, the
+<i>wichor</i>, or whirlwind; the <i>plon</i>, or dragon, who terrifies, but also
+brings treasure; the <i>bud</i>, or Will-o'-the-Wisp; the <i>bubak</i>, or bogey;
+the nocturnal huntsman, <i>nocny hanik</i>; and the nocturnal carman, <i>nocny
+forman</i>; the <i>murava</i>, or nightmare; the <i>kobod</i> or <i>koblik</i>; the
+<i>ch&oacute;dota</i> (witch); the <i>bu&#378;awosj</i>, who frightens children; the <i>djas</i>,
+the <i>graby</i>, the <i>schyry &#378;ed</i>, the <i>kunkaz</i>, there are spirits "black"
+and "white." Every mill has its peculiar <i>nykus</i> or <i>nyx</i>, who must be fed
+and propitiated. And then there are roguish sprites, such as <i>Pumpot</i>, who
+is a sort of Wendish "barguest," doing kind turns as often as he plays
+mischievous pranks. All this curious Slav mythology alone is worth
+studying. If in a family children keep<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span> dying young, the remedy certain to
+be applied is, to christen the next born "Adam" or "Eve," according to its
+sex, which is thought absolutely to ensure its life. Like most
+much-believing races, the Wends are remarkably simple-minded, trustful,
+leadable, and docile, free from that peculiar cunning and malice which is
+often charged, rightly or wrongly, to Slav races&mdash;not without fault, but
+in the main a race of whom one grows fond.</p>
+
+<p>To see the Wends ethnographically at their best, you should seek them in
+their forest homes, all through that vast stretch of more or less
+pine-clad plain, mostly sand, extending northwards from the last distant
+spurs of the "Riesengebirge" (which bounds at the same time Bohemia and
+Silesia), to the utmost limits of their territory in the March of
+Brandenburg, and much beyond that&mdash;or else in that uniquely beautiful
+Spreewald, some hundred of miles or so south of Berlin, a land of giant
+forest and water, an archipelago of turfy islets. That is the ancient
+headquarters of the Wendish nation, still peopled by a peculiar tribe,
+with peculiar, very quaint dress, with traditions and customs all their
+own, settled round the venerated site of their old kings' castle. It is
+all a land of mystic romance, sylvan silence, old-world usages, such as
+well become the supposed "Sacred Forest" of the ancient "Suevi." Alders
+and oaks&mdash;the former of a size met with nowhere else&mdash;cast a dense, black
+shade over the whole scene, which is in reality but one vast lake, on
+whose black and torpidly moving waters float wooded <i>kaupes</i> or isles,
+scattered over which dwell in solitude and practical isolation the
+toilsome inhabitants, having no means of communication<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span> open to them
+except the myriads of arms of the sluggishly flowing Spree. A parish
+covers many square miles. Each little cottage, a picture by itself amid
+its bold forest surroundings, stands long distances away from its
+neighbours. The outskirts of the forest consist of wide tracts of wobbling
+meadow, a floating web of roots and herbage, over which one can scarcely
+move without sinking into water up to the hips. Were you to tread through,
+down you would go helplessly into the fathomless black swamp. On those
+vast meadows grow the heavy crops of sweet nutritious grass which make the
+Spreewald hay valued at Berlin for its quality as is the hay of the Meuse
+at Paris. On their little islands, as in the <i>Hortillonages</i> of the Somme,
+the <i>kaupers</i> raise magnificent crops of vegetables (more particularly
+cucumbers, without which Berlin would scarcely be itself), which, as on
+the Somme, they are constrained to carry to market by boat. Boats and
+skates, in fact, supply in that wooded Holland the only means of
+locomotion. And thanks to its canals and its water, all in it is so fresh,
+and so luxuriant, and so remarkably silent, that, while one is there,
+there seems no place like the Spreewald in which to be thoroughly alone
+with Nature. On a mound artificially raised upon one of these islands, at
+Burg, once stood the castle of the great Wendish kings, whose sceptre is
+supposed still to descend in secret from sire to son in a particular
+family, known only to the best initiated of Wends. To this country more
+specifically, together with some scores of distinctive water sprites (each
+endowed with its own attribute), does Wendish mythology owe its numerous
+legends about snakes wearing precious crowns,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span> which on occasion they will
+carelessly lay down on the grass, where, if luck should lead you that way,
+you may seize them and so ensure to yourself untold riches&mdash;provided that
+you can manage to get safely away.</p>
+
+<p>In the mountainous country about Bautzen and Loebau in Saxony, where the
+scenery is fine, the air bracing, the soil mostly fat, nineteenth century
+levelling has been far too long at work for race customs to have
+maintained themselves altogether pure. There stand the ancient sacrificing
+places of the Wends, the Czorneboh, sacred to the "black god," the
+Bjeliboh, sacred to the "white" one&mdash;respectively, the Mounts Ebal and
+Gerizim of Wendland&mdash;and many more. Wendish traditions and Wendish speech
+are still very rife in those parts. And most of the brains of the race are
+to be found in that well-cultivated district&mdash;the "Wendish Mozart,"
+Immisch, Hornigk, Pfuhl&mdash;all the literary coryph&aelig;i of the race. From
+Bautzen, certainly, with its bipartite cathedral, in which Roman Catholics
+and Protestants worship peaceably side by side, divided only by a grating,
+it is quite impossible to dissociate Wendish traditions. That is to the
+Upper Lusatians what Cottbus is to the lower&mdash;<i>mjesto</i>, "the town" <i>par
+excellence</i>. There are very true Wends in those regions still. In a
+village near Hochkirch the community managed for a long time successfully
+to keep out Germans, refusing to sell any property otherwise than to a
+Wend. But under the influence of advancing civilisation so many things
+externally peculiar to the race have disappeared&mdash;their forests, and their
+wooden buildings, much of their ancient dress; they live so much in the
+great world, that they can scarcely<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span> be said to have kept up their
+peculiar race-life in absolute purity.</p>
+
+<p>In the forest, on the other hand, where, in fact, dwell the bulk of the
+not yet denationalised race, you still see Wends as they were many
+centuries ago. It is a curious country, that easternmost stretch of what
+once was the great forest of Miriquidi, almost touching Bautzen and
+G&ouml;rlitz with its southernmost fringe, and extending northward far into the
+March of Brandenburg. At first glance you would take it to be intolerably
+prosaic. It spreads out at a dead level, flat as a rink, for miles and
+miles away, far as the eye can see, with nothing to break the straight
+sky-line&mdash;except it be clouds of dust whirled up by the wind from the
+powdery surface of this German Sahara. The villages lie far apart, divided
+by huge stretches of dark pine forest, much of it well-grown, not a
+little, however, crippled and stunted. The roads are, often, mere tracks
+of bottomless sand, along which toils the heavy coach at a foot pace,
+drawn by three horses at least, and shaking the passengers inside to bits
+by its rough motion across gnarled pine-roots which in the dry sand will
+never rot. But look at it a little more closely, and you will find a
+peculiar kind of wild romance resting upon it. If you take the trouble to
+inquire, you will find that all this forest is peopled with elves. There
+are stories and legends and superstitions attaching to almost every point.
+Hid away among it are the sites of ancient Wendish villages&mdash;you may see
+where stood the houses, you may trace where were the ridged fields, you
+may feel, Wends will have it, by a creeping sensation coming over you as
+you pass, where were<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span> the ancient grave-yards. Here is an ancient haunted
+Celtic barrow. There is a cave in which are supposed to meet, at certain
+uncanny hours, the ghosts of cruel Swedish invaders, barbarously murdered
+in self-defence, or else Wendish warriors of much older time. Yonder,
+again, is a mound beneath which lies a treasure. Here "spooks" this
+spirit, there his fellow. By the Wends the forest is regarded with
+peculiar awe. It is to them a personality, almost a deity, exacting, as
+they will have it, every year at least one victim as a tribute or
+sacrifice. Every now and then you will come upon a heap of dry branches,
+on which you may observe that every passer-by religiously lays an
+additional stick. That is a "dead man," a Wendish "cairn," raised up in
+memory of some person who on that spot lost his life. Between the forest
+and dry fields picturesquely stretch out sheets of water, some of them of
+large size. And where there is water, the scenery at once assumes a hue of
+freshness and verdure which is most relieving. Dull and bare as this
+country generally is, no Switzer loves his own beautiful mountain home
+more fervently, or admires it with greater appreciation, than do the Wends
+their native patch of sand and peat and forest; nor does he miss it, when
+away, with more painful home-sickness.</p>
+
+<p>In this flat tract of land you may see the German Slavs still living in
+their traditional timber or clay-and-wattle houses, built in the orthodox
+Wendish style&mdash;with a little round-roofed oven in front, and a draw-well
+surmounted by a tall slanting beam, with a little garden, the
+<i>Ausgedinge-haus</i> for the pensioned-off late proprietor, the curious
+barge-board, ornamented at<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span> either end with some crudely fantastical
+carving (which was borrowed more than a thousand years ago from the early
+Saxons), and with that most characteristic mark of all, the heavy arched
+beam overshadowing the low windows. The house would be thatched, but that
+the Prussian government absolutely forbids thatch for new roofing. The
+entire settlement is laid out on the old nomad plan, reminding one of
+times when for security villagers had to dwell close together. In the
+middle of the village is the broad street or green, planted with high
+trees, which, by their contrast with the surrounding pine forest, indicate
+the site to the traveller a long way off. The Wends are devoted lovers of
+trees, and in every truly Wendish village you are sure to find a large
+lime tree, tall or stunted, but in every case spreading out its branches a
+long distance sideways, and overshadowing a goodly space. That tree has
+for generations back formed the centre of local life, and is venerated as
+becomes a "sacred tree" of ancient date. Here young and old are wont to
+assemble. Here, on Saturday afternoons in spring-time, gather the young
+girls to blend their tuneful voices in sacred song heralding the advent of
+Easter. Here used to meet the village council&mdash;which has in recent times,
+for reasons of practical convenience, removed to the public-house&mdash;the
+<i>gromada</i>, or <i>hromada</i>, summoned by means of a <i>kokula</i> or <i>hejka</i>, that
+is, a "crooked stick" or a hammer, sent round from house to house. Every
+householder, large or small, has a right to be present and to take his
+full part in the proceedings; for the Wends are no respecters of persons.
+In the centre sits the <i>&#353;olta</i>, as president, supported by his
+"sidesmen," the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span> <i>starski</i>. And there are discussed the affairs of the
+little community, heavily and solemnly at first, but with increasing
+animation as the <i>p&aacute;lenza</i>, or <i>schnaps</i>, gets into people's heads. The
+most interesting by far of these periodical meetings is the <i>gromada
+hoklapnica</i>&mdash;the "gromada of brawls," that is&mdash;which is held in most
+villages on St. Thomas' Day, in some on Epiphany Day, to transact, with
+much pomp and circumstance, the business which has reference to the whole
+year. The annual accounts are there settled. New members are received into
+the commune, and if any have married, the Wendish marriage tax is levied
+upon them. If there are any paupers in the parish, they are at that
+meeting billeted in regular succession upon parishioners. Another
+important matter to settle is the institution of paid parish officers,
+none of whom are appointed for more than a year at a time. Watchman,
+field-guard, blacksmith, road-mender, &amp;c., all are expected to attend, cap
+in hand, making their obeisance as before a Czar, thanking the <i>gromada</i>
+for past favours, which have secured them infinitesimal pay, and humbly
+supplicating for new, which are, as a rule, granted with a rather pompous
+and condescending grace.</p>
+
+<p>The village homesteads line the common or street on either side, standing
+gable outwards, as every Wendish house ought to stand. From them radiate
+in long narrow strips the fields, as originally divided, when the settlers
+were still a semi-nomad race, when each member was scrupulously assigned
+his own share of loam, clay, high land, low land, peat, sand, meadow&mdash;not
+only in order that none might be better off than his neighbour, but also
+that the workers in the fields might at all<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span> times make sure of
+fellowship, to lighten their toil by chat and song, and by taking their
+meals in company. During the whole of their history the Wends have shown
+themselves devoted to agriculture. Their social system was based upon
+agriculture; agriculture occupied their thoughts. Their legends represent
+their ancient kings, and the saints of their hagiology, as engaged in
+agriculture. And their girls, thinking of marriage, may be heard to sing:</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"No, such a suitor I will not have<br />
+Who writeth with a pen;<br />
+The husband for me is the man<br />
+Who plougheth with the plough."</p>
+
+<p>By intuitive instinct the Wends prefer cultivating light land, whereas the
+Germans give the preference to strong. All their implements seem made for
+light soil. Such are their wooden spades, tastefully edged with steel
+which, though not perhaps as useful as our all-steel implements, look
+incomparably more picturesque. And from light soil the Wends know better
+than any race how to raise remunerative crops. They understand heavy land,
+too&mdash;as witness their excellent tillage in Upper Lusatia, and above all in
+that German "Land of Goshen," the Duchy of Altenburg. But on sand they are
+most at home. And in the poorest districts you may make sure that wherever
+you see a particularly fine patch of corn, or potatoes, or millet, or
+buckwheat, that patch is peasant's land.</p>
+
+<p>The church, as a rule, is placed right in the middle of the village. The
+Wends value their church. For all their stubborn paganism in early days,
+against which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span> St. Columban, and St. Emmeran, and St. Rupert and St.
+Eckbert all contended in vain, the Wends have, since they were
+christianized, always been a devoutly religious people, and at
+present&mdash;barring a little drinking and a little stealing (which latter,
+however, is strictly confined to fruit and timber, in respect of which two
+commodities they hold communistic opinions)&mdash;they are exemplary
+Christians. With their parsons they do not always stand on the best of
+terms. But that is because some of the parsons, raised from peasant rank,
+are, or were&mdash;for things have altered by the introduction of fixed
+stipends&mdash;a little exacting in the matter of tithes and offerings, and the
+demand that there should be many sponsors at a christening, for the sake
+of the fees. There are some queer characters among that forest-clergy. One
+that I knew was a good deal given to second-hand dealing. He attended
+every sale within an accessible radius, to bring home a couch, or a whip,
+or a pair of pole-chains, or a horse-cloth, for re-sale. His vicarage was
+in truth a recognised second-hand goods store, in which every piece of
+furniture kept continually changing. Another was greedy enough to claim a
+seat at the Squire's table, at the great dinners given in connection with
+the annual <i>battues</i>, as a matter of "prescription." A third drank so hard
+that on one occasion he had to be propped up against the altar to enable
+him to go on with the service. The most curious of all was the "chaplain"
+of Muskau, who married his couples wholesale, on the Manchester "sort
+yourselves" principle. Sometimes, when things went a little slowly, and he
+grew impatient, it was <i>he</i> who "sorted" the couples, and then
+occasionally it would happen that, giving the word of <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span>command like a
+Prussian corporal, he would "sort" them wrongly. They were far too well
+drilled to discipline not to obey. But when the ceremony was over they
+would lag sheepishly behind, scratching their heads and saying: "<i>Kn&egrave;s
+duchowny</i>, <i>I</i> should have married <i>that</i> girl, and this girl should have
+married <i>him</i>." However, the Church had spoken, and the cause was
+finished. Married they were and married they must remain. Even to this the
+patient Wends submitted; and, perhaps, they were all the happier for it.</p>
+
+<p>But all this has nothing to do with the Church proper, as distinct from
+the parson. Their religious instinct appears born with the Wends. Religion
+seems to be in all their thoughts and most of their acts. The invariable
+greeting given is "God be with you." They talk habitually of "God's rain,"
+"God's sun," "God's crops," "God's bread"&mdash;to them "every good gift and
+every perfect gift cometh from above." Worshippers returning from church
+are hailed with a "Welcome from God's Word." When the sun goes down, it is
+to "God" that it goes to rest. Whenever a bargain is struck, the appeal to
+the other party is "God has seen it," or "God has heard it." And although
+German jurisdiction, with its partiality for oaths slily extracted <i>after</i>
+a statement, has imported here and there a little false swearing, in the
+main that ancient confirmation of the contract is still respected. In
+Wendland the churches are filled as nowhere else in Germany, and however
+prosily the parson may preach&mdash;as he generally does&mdash;nowhere is he more
+attentively and devoutly listened to. In Wendland alone of all Germany
+have I noticed that Protestants<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span> bow at the mention of the name of
+"Jesus." Barring some ten thousand Roman Catholics in Saxony, the Wends
+are all staunch Protestants of that nondescript Lutheran-Calvinist creed,
+which the kings of Prussia have imposed upon their country. But not a few
+of their beliefs and superstitions and legends hark back to older days.
+They still keep <i>Corpus Christi</i>. In their religious legends, which are of
+very ancient origin, the Virgin plays a prominent part&mdash;leading off, among
+other things, a nocturnal dance, in which the angels all join, clad in
+silken gowns with green wreaths on their heads, meeting for the purpose,
+of all unsuitable places, in the church, and carefully locking the door
+against human intruders. The Virgin's flight into Egypt is put into
+strongly agricultural language, "Has a woman with a child passed this
+way?" ask Herod's ruthless emissaries. "Aye," answers the truthful Wend,
+"while I was sowing this barley." "You fool, that must have been three
+months ago." In truth, by a miracle the barley has grown to maturity in
+one brief hour. By this expedient the Virgin escapes. The Virgin spins;
+the Virgin sews shirts; the Virgin does all that Wendish women are taught
+to do. In Scripture-lore the Wends have their own localised versions of
+the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah; of the fight of St. George and the
+Dragon; and an even more localised tale of the doings of King David. The
+archangel Michael is made to fight for Budyssin against the Germans. Judas
+Iscariot, according to their national tradition, comes to grief mainly
+through gambling. The Saviour gave him thirty pieces of silver to buy
+bread with. These he staked&mdash;tempted by Jews whom<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span> he saw gambling by the
+wayside&mdash;on an unlucky card; and to recover them it was that he sold his
+Master. To cap all this unorthodoxy, the Wends make the Creator call after
+Judas that he is forgiven. But remorse drives him to hang himself,
+notwithstanding. He tries a pine and a fir, but finds them too soft, so he
+selects an aspen tree&mdash;hence the perpetual agitation of its leaves. One of
+their peculiar legendary saints is Diter Thomas, who was so holy that he
+could hang his clothes when going to bed&mdash;which he appears to have done in
+the daytime&mdash;on a sunbeam. One day, however, at church this devout man
+espied the Devil seated behind the altar, engaged in taking down on a
+fresh cowhide the names of all whom he saw sleeping in church. There must
+have been an unusually large number, for the cowhide proved too small, and
+Satan was fain to stretch it by holding one end with his teeth and pulling
+at the other with his hands. As it happened, his teeth let go, and back
+went his head against the wall, with a bang which woke up all the
+sleepers. This aroused in pious Thomas so much mirth that he forgot the
+respect due to the holy place, and laughed aloud&mdash;in punishment for which
+offence his grace departed from him, and he was thenceforth reduced to the
+necessity of using pegs. For their regularity in attendance at church I
+half suspect that the peculiar fondness of the Wends for singing is, in
+not a small degree, accountable; and, it may be, also the attraction of a
+little gossip after service, and the excitement of an occasional little
+fair.</p>
+
+<p>The Wends would indeed not be Slavs if they were not engrossingly fond of
+singing. Singing is, in fact, among young folk reckoned the principal
+accomplishment.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span> And they have a rich store of songs, set to exceedingly
+melodious airs. They have them of all descriptions&mdash;legends and convivial
+songs, martial songs, sacred hymns, short <i>r&oacute;n&#269;ka</i> and <i>reje</i> for the
+dancing-room, and long elegies and ballads for the field, to shorten the
+long summer's day out at work. They have their own curious instruments,
+too, still in use&mdash;a three-stringed fiddle, a peculiar sort of hautboy,
+and bagpipes of two different sizes, the larger one invariably ornamented
+with a goat's head. To be a <i>kantorka</i> (precentress) in church, or even in
+a spinning-room, is a thing for a Wendish girl to be proud of, and to
+remember to her old age. What a Wendish village would in winter time be
+without those social spinning meetings it is difficult to imagine. To no
+race do conviviality, mirth, harmless but boisterous amusement, seem so
+much of a necessary of life. And none appears to be so thoroughly devoted
+to the practice of homely household virtues. Spinning, poultry-breeding,
+bee-keeping, gardening, coupled with singing, and nursing children, and
+making model housewives&mdash;these are the things which occupy girls'
+thoughts. At her very christening the baby-girl, borne back from church
+"as a Christian," is made to find a spindle and a broom carefully laid in
+the room, to act as charms in setting her infant thoughts in the right
+direction. Her "sponsor's letter" is sure to contain some symbolic grains
+of flax and millet. And a lover's principal gift to his sweetheart
+invariably consists of a carefully turned and brightly-painted
+"kriebatsche," an antiquated spindle and distaff that is, which is held
+dear as a family Bible. Spinning, indeed, is among Wends a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span> far more
+important occupation than elsewhere. For men and women alike wear by
+preference linen clothes, made of good, stout, substantial stuff, thick
+enough to keep out the cold. In rural Germany a peasant girl is expected
+as an indispensable preparative for marriage to knit her "tally" of
+stockings. In Wendland the <i>trousseau</i> consists all of spun linen.
+Servants invariably receive part of their wages in flax. Spinning
+accordingly is about the most important work to be accomplished in a
+household. And as it lends itself capitally to sociability and mirth, the
+Wendish maidens take to it with peculiar zest. The date for beginning
+these gatherings throughout Lusatia is the 11th of October, St. Burkhard's
+Day in the Wendish calendar. On that day the young unmarried women tell
+themselves off into <i>p&#353;azas</i>, that is, spinning companies, consisting
+of twelve at the outside, all of them girls of unblemished character.
+Among no race on earth is purity more valued and insisted upon&mdash;in both
+sexes&mdash;than among these poor forest Wends. Wherever corruption has crept
+in, it is wholly due to the evil seductions of Germans, who have taken
+advantage of the helplessness of Wendish girls when away on service. In a
+Wendish village, to have made a <i>faux pas</i> deprives a young fellow and
+girl alike of their character for life. The girl must not sit with the
+other girls in church when the young are catechised; she must not walk up
+to the altar on high festivals; she must not join in the singing; and the
+spinning companies will not have her. In olden time she was not even
+allowed to dance. Young men going notoriously astray used to be punished
+in their own way.</p>
+
+<p>Some time before the eventful eleventh, the <i>p&#353;azas</i><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span> assemble to
+decide in whose house the spinning gatherings are to be held. In that
+house they meet throughout the winter, spinning industriously with wheel
+or with spindle from seven to ten, and requiting the housewife for her
+hospitality with welcome assistance in various kinds of domestic work. On
+the first evening the company quite expect to be treated to a good supper
+of roast goose. How all the spinners, with the resident family, and those
+young fellows who, of course, will from time to time pay the lasses a
+visit&mdash;either in disguise or in their own proper garb&mdash;manage to meet, and
+work, and lark, and dance, where they do, it is rather a problem to solve.
+For many of the rooms are not large. They are plain, of course, in their
+equipment, like all Wendish rooms (in which paint is allowed only on
+chairs, all the other woodwork being subject to the scrubbing-brush), but
+strikingly peculiar. Almost in one corner&mdash;but far enough away from the
+wall to leave space for a little, cosy nook behind&mdash;stands the monster
+tile stove, very adequately heated with peat or wood, and showing,
+tolerably high up, a little open fireplace, in which burns a bright little
+wood fire, rather to give light and look cheerful, than to diffuse warmth.
+That is the vestal hearth of the Wendish house, without which there would
+be no home. In another corner stands the solid, large deal table, with
+painted chairs all round. The walls are all wainscoted with deal boards;
+and round the whole room runs a narrow bench, similar to the <i>murka</i>, a
+seat far more tempting, which encircles the stove. Nearly all the
+household implements in use are neatly ranged about the walls, or else
+placed on the floor&mdash;the <i>boberzge</i>,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span> a peculiar plate rack; the <i>polca</i>,
+to hold pots and spoons; and the <i>&#353;tanda</i>, for water. There are
+baskets, cans, tubs disposed about, and a towel hung up for show. This
+room grows tolerably lively when the spinning company assemble, telling
+their tales, playing their games, gossiping and chatting, but mostly
+singing. "Shall we have any new songs?" is the first question invariably
+asked when the <i>p&#353;aza</i> constitutes itself. And if there is a new girl
+come into the village, the inquiry at once passes round, "Does she know
+any new songs?" Indeed, the <i>p&#353;azas</i> serve as the principal singing
+classes for the young women in the village. They are kept up throughout
+the year as special choirs and sub-choirs, so to speak, singing together
+on all sacred and mundane occasions where singing is required. Whenever
+"the boys" look in, there is great fun. Sometimes one will dress up as a
+"bear," in a "skin" made up of buckwheat straw; or else he will march in
+as a "stork," which causes even greater amusement. Once at least in the
+season the funny man of the set makes his appearance transformed into
+what, by a very wild flight of imagination, may be taken for a pantomime
+horseman, with a horse made up of four big sieves, hung over with a white
+sheet. Before calling in a real, formal way, the boys are always careful
+to ask for leave, which means that they will bring <i>piwo</i> and <i>p&aacute;lenza</i>
+(beer and spirits), the girls revenging themselves by providing cake and
+coffee; and then the entertainment will wind up with a merry dance. One
+very amusing occasion is the <i>dopalowak</i>, or <i>dolamowak</i>, that is, the
+last spinning evening before Christmas, when the boys sit in judgment upon
+the girls, and, should they find<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span> one or other to be guilty of idleness,
+condemn her to have her flax burnt or else her spindle broken, which
+penalties are, of course, in every case commuted into a fine. This sort of
+thing goes on till Ash Wednesday, when the "Spinte" is formally executed
+by stabbing, an office which gives fresh scope to the facetiousness and
+agility of the funny man. The night before is the social evening <i>par
+excellence</i>. It is called <i>&#269;orny we&#269;or</i>, "the black evening,"
+because girls and boys alike amuse themselves with blackening their faces
+like chimney-sweeps, and with the very same material. The boys are allowed
+to take off the girls' caps and let down their hair&mdash;the one occasion on
+which it is permitted to hang loose. And there is rare merrymaking
+throughout the night. Indeed, all Shrovetide is kept with becoming spirit,
+perhaps more boisterously than among any other folk, and in true excitable
+Slav style. The boys go about a-"zampering," and collecting contributions;
+the girls bring out their little savings; and then the young people dance
+their fill, keeping it up throughout Lent. Indeed, they dance pretty well
+all the year round&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"Njemski rady rejwam,<br />
+Serski hi&#353;&#263;e radsjo;"</p>
+
+<p>which may be rendered thus:</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"The German way I love to dance,<br />
+But the Wendish dance I dote on."</p>
+
+<p>To witness the <i>serska reja</i>&mdash;the only truly national dance preserved
+among the Wends&mdash;at its best, you should see it danced on some festive
+occasion, when the blood is up, out in the open air, on the grass plot,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span>
+where stands the sacred lime tree. There is plenty of room there. The very
+sight of the green&mdash;say of the young birches planted around for decoration
+at Whitsuntide or Midsummer&mdash;seems to fire the susceptible spirits. The
+dancers throw themselves into the performance with a degree of vigour and
+energy of which we Teutons have no notion. The <i>serska reja</i> is a
+pantomimic dance. Each couple has its own turn of leading. The cavalier
+places his partner in front of him, facing her, and while the band keeps
+playing, and the company singing one of those peculiarly stirring Wendish
+dance tunes, he sets about adjuring her to grant him his desire, and dance
+with him. She stands stock still, her arms hanging down flop by her side.
+The cavalier capers about, shouts, strikes his hands against his thighs,
+kneels, touches his heart&mdash;with the more dramatic force the better. At
+length the lady gives way, and in token of consent raises her hand.
+Briskly do the two spin round now for the space of eight bars, after which
+for eight more they perform something like a cross between a <i>chassez
+croisez</i> and a jig, and so on for a little while, after which the whole
+company join in the same performance. As a finish the cavalier "stands"
+the band and his partner some liquor, and a merry round dance concludes
+his turn of leading, to the accompaniment of a tune and song, <i>r&oacute;n&#269;ka</i>,
+selected by himself.</p>
+
+<p>Lent is a season more particularly consecrated to song. Every Saturday
+afternoon, and on some other days, the girls of the various <i>p&#353;azas</i>
+assemble under the village lime tree, the seat around which is
+scrupulously reserved for them, to sing, amid the rapt attention<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span> of the
+whole village, some of their delightful sacred songs peculiar to the
+season. This singing reaches its climax on Easter night, when young
+fellows and girls march round the village in company, warbling in front of
+every door, in return for which they receive some refreshment. For a brief
+time only do they suspend their music to fetch "Easter water" from the
+brook, which must be done in perfect silence, and accordingly sets every
+mischief-maker at work, teasing and splashing, and playing all sorts of
+practical jokes, in order to extract a word of protest from the
+water-fetching maidens. As the clock strikes midnight the young women form
+in procession and march out to the fields, and all round the cultivated
+area, singing Easter hymns till sunrise. It produces a peculiarly striking
+effect to hear all this solemn singing&mdash;maybe, the same tunes ringing
+across from an adjoining parish, as if echoed back by the woods&mdash;and to
+see those tall forms solemnly moving about in the early gloaming, like
+ancient priestesses of the Goddess Ostara. While the girls are singing,
+the bell-ringers repair to the belfry (which in many villages stands
+beside the church) to greet the Easter sun with the traditional
+"Dreischlag," the "three-stroke," intended to indicate the Trinity.</p>
+
+<p>Lent sees the Wends perform another curious rite, of peculiar antiquarian
+interest. The fourth Sunday in Lent is by established custom set apart for
+the ceremony of "driving out Death"&mdash;in the shape of a straw figure decked
+out with the last bridal veil used, which the bride is expected to give up
+for the purpose. This poor figure is stoned to destruction to the cry of
+<i>Le&#269; ho&#345;&egrave;, le&#269; ho&#345;&egrave;</i>, which may be borrowed from the Lutheran
+name for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span> the Sunday in question, <i>Laetare</i>. In some places the puppet is
+seated in a bower of pine boughs, and so carried about amid much infantine
+merriment, to be ultimately burnt or drowned. The interesting feature of
+this rite is, that it does not really represent the Teuton "expulsion of
+winter" so much as the much older ceremony of piously visiting the site on
+which in Pagan times bodies used to be burnt after death. It is a heathen
+All Saints' Day.</p>
+
+<p>I have no space here to refer to anything like all the curious Wendish
+observances which ought to be of interest to folk-lorists: the lively
+<i>kokot</i>, or harvest home, so called because under the last sheaf it was
+usual to conceal a cock, <i>kokota lapa&#263;</i> with legs and wings bound,
+which fell to the lot of the reaper who found it; the <i>lobetanz</i>; the
+<i>kermu&#353;a</i>, or <i>kirmess</i>, great and small, the merry children's feast on
+May Day; the joyful observance of Whit Sunday and Midsummer; the peculiar
+children's games, and so on. It is all so racy and peculiar, all so merry
+and yet so modest in the expenditure made upon it, it all shows the Wends
+so much to advantage as a contented, happy, cheerful people&mdash;perhaps a
+little thoughtless, but in any case making the best of things under all
+circumstances, and glad to show off their Slav finery, and throw
+themselves into whatever enjoyment Providence has vouchsafed, with a zest
+and spirit which is not to be excelled, and which I for one should be
+sorry to see replaced by the more decorous, perhaps, but far less
+picturesque hilarity of the prosy Prussians. If only the Wends did not
+consume such unconscionable quantities of bad liquor! And if in their cups
+they did not fall a-quarrelling quite so fiercely! It is<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span> all very well to
+say, as they do in one of their proverbs, with truthful pithiness, that
+"there is not a drop of spirit on which do not hang nine devils." But
+their practice accords ill with this proverbial wisdom. The public-house
+is to them the centre of social life. Every new-comer is formally
+introduced and made to shake hands with the landlord. They have a good
+deal of tavern etiquette which is rigidly adhered to, and the object of
+which in all cases is, like George the Fourth's "whitewash," to squeeze an
+additional glass of liquor into the day's allowance. Thus every guest is
+entitled to a help from the landlord's jug, but in return, from every
+glass served is the landlord entitled to the first sip. Thus again, after
+a night's carousal, the guests always expect to be treated by the host to
+a free liquor round, which is styled the <i>Swaty Jan</i>&mdash;that is, the Saint
+John&mdash;meaning "the Evangelist," whose name is taken in vain because he is
+said to have drunk out of a poisoned cup without hurt. All the invocation
+in the world of the Saint will not, however, it is to be feared, make the
+wretched <i>p&aacute;lenza</i> of the Wends&mdash;raw potato fusel&mdash;innocuous. It is true,
+their throats will stand a good deal. By way of experiment, I once gave an
+old woman a glass of raw spirit as it issued from the still, indicating
+about 82 per cent. of alcohol. She made a face certainly, but it did not
+hurt her; and she would without much coaxing have taken another glass.</p>
+
+<p>This article has already grown so long that of the many interesting
+customs connected with the burial of the dead and the honouring of their
+memory I can only refer to one very peculiar and picturesque rite. Having
+taken the dying man out of his bed, and placed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span> him (for economy) on straw
+(which is afterwards burnt) to die, put him in his coffin, with whatever
+he is supposed to love best, to make him comfortable&mdash;and in addition a
+few bugs, to clear the house of them&mdash;the mourners carry him out of the
+house, taking care to bump him on the high threshold, and in due course
+the coffin is rested for part of the funeral service in front of the
+parsonage or the church. In providing for the comfort of the dead the
+survivors show themselves remarkably thoughtful. No male Wend is buried
+without his pipe, no married female without her bridal dress. Children are
+given toys, and eggs, and apples. Money used to be put into the coffin,
+but people found that it got stolen. So now the practice is restricted to
+the very few Jews who are to be found among the Wends and who, it is
+thought, cannot possibly be happy without money; and, with a degree of
+consideration which to some people will appear excessive, some stones are
+added, in order that they may have them "to throw at the Saviour." In
+front of the church or parsonage the coffin is once more opened, and the
+mourners, all clad in white&mdash;which is the Wendish colour for mourning&mdash;are
+invited to have a last look at the body. Then follows the <i>Dobra no&#263;</i>,
+a quaint and strictly racial ceremony. The nearest relative of the dead, a
+young person, putting a dense white veil over his or her head and body, is
+placed at the back of the coffin, and from that place in brief words
+answers on behalf of the dead such questions as affection may prompt near
+friends and relatives to put. That done, the whole company join in the
+melodious <i>Dobra no&#263;</i>&mdash;wishing the dead one last "Good-night." After
+that, the lid is once more<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span> screwed down and the coffin is lowered into
+the grave.</p>
+
+<p>There are few things more picturesque, I ought to say, than a funeral
+procession in the Spreewald, made up of boats gliding noiselessly along
+one of those dark forest canals, having the coffin hung with white, and
+all the mourners dressed in the same colour, the women wearing the
+regulation white handkerchief across their mouths. The gloom around is not
+the half-night of Styx; but the thought of Charon and his boat
+instinctively occurs to one. The whole seems rather like a melancholy
+vision, or dream, than a reality.</p>
+
+<p>Hard pressed as I am for space, I must find some to say, at any rate, just
+a few words about Wendish marriage customs. For its gaiety, and noise, and
+lavish hospitality, and protracted merriment, its finery and its curious
+ways, the Wendish wedding has become proverbial throughout Germany. Were I
+to detail all its quaint little touches, all its peculiar observances,
+each one pregnant with peculiar mystic meaning, all its humours and all
+its fun, I should have to give it an article by itself. It is a curious
+mixture of ancient and modern superstition and Christianity, diplomacy and
+warfare. The bride is still ostensibly carried off by force. Only a short
+time ago the bridegroom and his men were required to wear swords in token
+of warfare and conquest. But all the formal negotiation is done by
+diplomacy&mdash;very cautiously, very carefully, as if one were feeling his
+way. First comes an old woman, the <i>schotta</i>, to clear the ground. After
+that the <i>druzba</i>, the best man, appears on the scene&mdash;to inquire about
+pigs, or buckwheat, or millet, or whatever it may be, and incidentally
+also about the lovely Hil&#382;i&#269;ka, whom his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span> friend Janko is rather
+thinking of paying his addresses to&mdash;the fact being all the while that
+long since Janko and Hil&#382;i&#269;ka have, on the sly, arranged between
+themselves that they are to be man and wife. But observe that in Wendland
+girls may propose as well as men; and that the bridegroom, like the bride,
+wears his "little wreath of rue"&mdash;<i>if he be an honest man</i>, in token of
+his virtue. The girl and her parents visit the suitor's house quite
+unexpectedly. And there and then only does the young lady openly decide.
+If she sits down in the house, that means "Yes." And forthwith
+preparations are busily set on foot. Custom requires that the bride should
+give up dancing and gaiety and all that, leave off wearing red, and stitch
+away at her <i>trousseau</i>, while her parents kill the fatted calf. Starve
+themselves as they will at other times, at a wedding they must be liberal
+like <i>parvenus</i>. Towards this hospitality, it is true, their friends and
+neighbours contribute, sending butter and milk, and the like, just before
+the wedding, as well as making presents of money and other articles to the
+young people at the feast itself. But we have not yet got to that by a
+long way. The young man, too, has his preparations to make. He has to send
+out the <i>bra&#353;ka</i>, the "bidder," in his gay dress, to deliver
+invitations. How people would stare in this country, were they to see a
+<i>bra&#353;ka</i> making his rounds, with a wreath on his hat, one or two
+coloured handkerchiefs dangling showily from different parts of his coat,
+besides any quantity of gay ribbons and tinsel, and a herald's staff
+covered with diminutive bunting! Then there are the banns to be published,
+and on the Sunday of the second time of asking, the bride and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span> bridegroom
+alike are expected to attend the Holy Communion, and afterwards to go
+through a regular examination&mdash;in Bible, in Catechism, in reading&mdash;at the
+hands of the parson. By preference the latter makes them read aloud the
+seventh chapter of the First Epistle to the Corinthians. At the wedding
+itself, the ceremonial is so complicated that the <i>bra&#353;ka</i>, the master
+of ceremonies, has to be specially trained for his duties. There is a
+little farce first at the bride's house. The family pretend to know
+nothing of what is coming; their doors and windows are all closely barred,
+and the <i>bra&#353;ka</i> is made to knock a long time before the door is
+cautiously opened, with a gruff greeting which bids him go away and not
+trouble peaceable folk. His demand for "a little shelter" is only granted
+after much further parleying and incredulous inquiry about the
+respectability of the intruding persons. When the bride is asked for, an
+old woman is produced in her stead, next a little girl, then one or two
+wrong persons more, till at last the true bride is brought forth in all
+the splendour of a costume to which it is scarcely possible to do justice
+in writing. As much cloth as will make up four ordinary gowns is folded
+into one huge skirt. On the bride's neck hangs all conceivable finery of
+pearls, and ribbons, and necklaces, and strings of silver coins&mdash;as much,
+in fact, as the neck will carry. There is any amount of starched frilling
+and collar above the shoulders; a close-fitting, blue silk bodice below;
+and a high cap, something like a conjuror's&mdash;the <i>borta</i>, or bride's
+cap&mdash;upon her head. Even her stockings are not of the ordinary make, but
+knitted particularly large so as to have to be laid in folds. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span> wedding
+party, driving off to church, preceded by at least six outriders, make as
+big a clatter as pistol-firing, singing, shouting, thumping with sticks,
+and discordant trumpeting will produce. On the road, and in church, a
+number of little observances are prescribed. At the feast the bride, like
+the bridegroom, has her male attendants, <i>swats</i>, whose duty it is, above
+all things, to dance with her, should she want a partner. For this is the
+last day of her dancing for life, except on Shrove Tuesdays, and, in some
+Prussian parishes, by express order of the Government, on the Emperor's
+birthday and the anniversary of Sedan. The bridegroom, on the other hand,
+must not dance at the wedding, though he may afterwards. Like the bride,
+he has his own <i>s&#410;onka</i>&mdash;his "old lady," that is&mdash;to serve him as
+guide, philosopher and friend. Hospitality flows in unstinted streams.
+Sometimes as many as two hundred persons sit down to the meals, and keep
+it up, eating, drinking and dancing, for three days at least, sometimes
+for a whole week at a stretch. It would be a gross breach of etiquette to
+leave anything of the large portions served out on the table. Whatever
+cannot be eaten must be carried home. Hence those waterproof pockets of
+phenomenal size which, in olden days, Wendish parsons used to wear under
+their long coat-tails, and into which, at gentlemen's houses, they used to
+deposit a goodly store of sundry meats, poultry, pudding and <i>m&eacute;ringues</i>,
+to be finally christened&mdash;surreptitiously, of course&mdash;with rather
+incongruous affusions of gravy or soup, administered by the mischievous
+young gentlemen of "the House," for the benefit of Frau Pastorin and her
+children at home. Sunday and Tuesday are favourite<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span> days for a wedding.
+Thursday is rigorously avoided. For two days the company feast at the
+bride's house. Taking her to bed on the first night is a peculiar
+ceremony. The young girls crowd around her in a close circle, and refuse
+to let her go. The young lads do the same by the bridegroom. When, at
+last, the two force an exit, they are formally received into similar
+circles of married men and women severally. The bride is bereft of her
+<i>borta</i>, and receives a <i>&#269;jepc</i>, a married woman's cap, in its place.
+After some more hocuspocus, the two are accompanied severally by the
+<i>bra&#353;ka</i> and the bride's <i>s&#410;onka</i> into the bridal chamber, the bride
+protesting all the time that she is "not yet her bridegroom's wife." The
+<i>bra&#353;ka</i> serves as valet to the bridegroom, the <i>s&#410;onka</i> undresses
+the bride. Then the <i>bra&#353;ka</i> formally blesses the marriage-bed, and out
+walk the two attendants to leave the young folk by themselves. Next
+morning the bride appears as "wife," looking very demure, in a married
+woman's garb. On that day the presents are given, amid many
+jokes&mdash;especially when it comes to a cradle, or a baby's bath&mdash;from the
+<i>bra&#353;ka</i> and the <i>zwada</i>&mdash;the latter a sort of clown specially retained
+to amuse the bride, who is expected to be terribly sad throughout. The
+sadder she is at the wedding, the merrier, it is said, will she be in
+married life. There is any amount of rather rough fun. On the third day,
+the company adjourn to the house of the bridegroom's parents, where,
+according to an ancient custom, the bride ought to go at once into the
+cowhouse, and upset a can of water, "for luck." After that she is made to
+sit down to a meal, her husband standing by, and waiting upon<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span> her. That
+accomplished, she should carry a portion of meat to the poorest person in
+the village. A week later, the young couple visit the bride's parents, and
+have a "young wedding" <i>en famille</i>.</p>
+
+<p>I have said enough, I hope, to shew what an interestingly childlike,
+happily disposed, curious and contented race those few surviving Wends
+are. And they are so peaceful and loyal. Russian and Bohemian Pan-slavists
+have tried all their blandishments upon them, to rouse them up to an
+anti-German agitation. In 1866 the Czar, besides dispensing decorations,
+sent 63 cwts. of inflammatory literature among them. It was all to no
+purpose. Surely these quiet, harmless folk, fathers as they are of the
+North German race, might have been spared that uncalled-for nagging and
+worrying which has often been pointed against them from Berlin for purely
+political purposes! In the day of their power they were more tolerant of
+Germanism. They fought side by side with the Franks, fought even under
+Frankish chieftains. Germany owes them a debt, and should at least, as it
+may be hoped that she now will, let them die in peace. Death no doubt is
+bound to come. It cannot be averted. But it is a death which one may well
+view with regret. For with the Wends will die a faithfully preserved
+specimen of very ancient Slav life, quite unique in its way, as
+interesting a piece of history, arch&aelig;ology and folk-lore as ever was met
+with on the face of the globe.</p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span></p>
+<h2>VI.&mdash;VOLTAIRE AND KING STANISLAS.<a name='fna_9' id='fna_9' href='#f_9'><small>[9]</small></a></h2>
+
+
+<p>One can scarcely help wondering that among all the books written about
+Voltaire and his varied experiences, there should be practically not one
+which treats of that brief but eventful period during which, in company
+with the "<i>sublime Emilie</i>," the great writer found himself the guest of
+hospitable King Stanislas&mdash;"le philosophe-roi chez le roi-philosophe." To
+Voltaire himself that was one of the most memorable episodes in his long
+and changeful life. It left on his mind memories which lasted till death.
+He showed this when, in 1757, looking about him for a peaceful haven of
+rest, he fixed his eyes once more, as if instinctively, upon Lun&eacute;ville as
+a place in which to spend the evening of his days. Stanislas would have
+been only too thankful to receive him. Old and feeble, rapidly growing
+blind and helpless, and reduced by ill-health and the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span> desertion of his
+Court to the poor resource of playing <i>tric-trac</i>&mdash;backgammon&mdash;in his
+lonely afternoons, with such uncourtly <i>bourgeois</i> as his messengers could
+pick up in the town, the <i>fain&eacute;ant</i> Duke would have hailed Voltaire's
+presence, as he himself says, as a godsend. However, the <i>philosophe</i> was
+once more out of favour with Louis XV. Accordingly, the permission was
+withheld, and the royal father-in-law found himself denied the small
+solace which surely he might have looked for at the hand of his daughter's
+husband.</p>
+
+<p>The biographical neglect of Voltaire's stay in Lorraine appears all the
+more surprising since in Lorraine, almost alone of Voltaire's favourite
+haunts, are there visible memorials left of his sojourn. Nowhere else is
+anything preserved that could recall Voltaire. In Lorraine dragoons and
+<i>piou-pious</i> now tramp where in his day courtiers sauntered, and
+nursemaids lounge where the first wits of the century made the air ring
+with their <i>bon-mots</i>. Still, the stone buildings, at any rate, of
+Lun&eacute;ville and Commercy have been allowed to stand, and French
+destructiveness has spared some of the flower-beds that delighted
+Voltaire. In that pretty "Bosquet" of Lun&eacute;ville you may walk where
+Voltaire trod, where he rallied Madame de Boufflers on her "Magdalen's
+tears," where Saint Lambert made sly appointments with Madame du
+Ch&acirc;telet&mdash;and with not a few other ladies as well. In the Palace you may
+step into the upper room where Voltaire lived and wrote, and fought out
+his battles with the bigot Alliot. You may walk into "le petit appartement
+de la reine," on the ground-floor, which Stanislas good-naturedly gave up
+to Madame du Ch&acirc;telet for her confinement&mdash;and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span> her death. There it was
+that those impassioned scenes occurred of which every biographer of
+Voltaire speaks, and there that the Marchioness's ring was found to tell
+the mortifying tale of her unfaithfulness to her most devoted lover. You
+may walk through that side-door through which, dazed with grief, the
+stupefied philosopher stumbled; and sit on the low stone-step&mdash;one of a
+short flight facing the town&mdash;on which he dropped in helpless despair,
+"knocking his head against the pavement." In that hideously rococo church,
+tawdrily gay with gew-gaw ornament, you may stand by the black marble
+slab, still bare of any inscription, below which rest, rudely disturbed by
+the rough mobs-men of the first Revolution, the decayed bones of the
+<i>sublime</i> but faithless <i>Emilie</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Barring his rather unnecessary grief over the threatened production of a
+travestied <i>Semiramis</i>, there were for Voltaire no happier two years than
+those which saw him, with one or two interruptions, King Stanislas' guest.
+And to Stanislas, eager as he was to attach the great writer to his bright
+little court, there could have been no more welcome rigour than that
+which, at his daughter's instance, drove the leading spirit of the age
+into temporary exile. Voltaire had paid his court a little too openly to
+the powerful favourite. After that <i>cavagnole</i> scandal at Fontainebleau,
+neither he nor Madame du Ch&acirc;telet stood for the time in the best of odours
+at Court. Therefore, it probably required little persuasion on the part of
+the two royal princesses, prompted by their revengeful mother, to prevail
+upon Louis XV. in that one little square-rod of hallowed ground, over
+which the power of the mighty<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span> Circe did not extend, their nursery, to
+decree the banishment of the poet. Madame de Pompadour might have reversed
+the judgment had she been given the chance; but she was not given it, and,
+after all, Voltaire's exile did not make much difference to her. So the
+philosopher and Emilie were allowed to pursue their cold winter's journey,
+amid sundry break-downs and accidents, and prolonged involuntary
+star-gazing in a frosty night, to that pretty little oasis in ugly
+Champagne&mdash;a Lorrain <i>enclave</i>&mdash;in which stood the du Ch&acirc;telets' castle.</p>
+
+<p>Stanislas did not allow the brilliant couple to remain long in their
+uncongenial retirement. He was anxious not to be forestalled by Prussian
+Frederick, who made wry faces enough on finding the preference over
+himself and his famous Sans-souci given to the <i>prince bourgeois</i> and his
+<i>tabagie de Lun&eacute;ville</i>. Stanislas' great ambition was, to make his Court a
+favoured seat of learning and letters. In his own, rather too
+complimentary opinion, he was himself something of a <i>litt&eacute;rateur</i>.
+Voltaire laughed pretty freely&mdash;behind the king's back&mdash;at his uncouth and
+incorrect prose and at those long and limping verses <i>de onze &agrave; quatorze
+pieds</i>, which the world has long since forgotten, as well it might. There
+are some well-put thoughts to be found in the king's <i>R&eacute;flexions sur
+divers sujets de morale</i>&mdash;for instance: "l'esprit est bien peu de chose
+quand ce n'est que de l'esprit," to say nothing of his oft-quoted motto:
+"malo periculosam libertatem quam quietam servitutem." But, at best his
+writings, however carefully revised by Solignac&mdash;his answer to Rousseau,
+and his <i>Oeuvres d'un Philosophe Bienfaisant</i>&mdash;are but ephemeral<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span> trash.
+Really, Stanislas could not even speak or write French correctly. But
+though he was nothing of a writer, and not much more of a wit, he knew
+thoroughly how to appreciate talent and genius in others. And in a man
+occupying nominally royal rank, placed at the head of a brilliant Court,
+having a civil list corresponding in value to at least 6,000,000 francs in
+the present day, and a pension list of perfectly amazing length in his
+bestowal, such appreciation must mean something.</p>
+
+<p>To understand the life of the little world into which, in 1748, Voltaire
+entered, we ought to remember what at that time Lorraine and its Court
+were. Stanislas had not been put upon his ephemeral throne without a
+definite object. To lodge the French king's penniless father-in-law, who
+no doubt had to be maintained somewhere, in the Palace of Lun&eacute;ville,
+instead of that of Meudon or of Blois, and to allow him to amuse himself
+with playing at being king, was one thing. But very much more was required
+of him. In 1737 France had, after toying for several centuries, with
+greedy eyes and hungry tongue, with the precious morsel of Lorraine, at
+length firmly and finally closed her jaws upon it. It was a bitter fate
+for the duchy, in which France was detested; and the hardship was felt by
+every one of its sons from the powerful "grands chevaux" down to the
+humblest peasant. Of what French government meant, the Lorrains had had
+more than one taste. They were sipping at the bitter cup at that very
+time; they were having it raised daily to their lips, while that ablest of
+French administrators, De la Galaizi&egrave;re&mdash;a veritable French Bismarck,
+hard-headed, <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span>hard-hearted, inexorably firm, and pitilessly exacting&mdash;was
+loading them with <i>corv&eacute;es</i>, with <i>vingti&egrave;mes</i>, with the burden of
+conscription for the French army, plaguing them with high-handed judgments
+and oppressive penalties, all of which ran directly counter to the
+constitution which the nominal sovereign, Stanislas, had sworn to observe.
+It was Galaizi&egrave;re who was king, not Stanislas, the ornamental figure-head;
+and under his stern rule all Lorraine cried out.</p>
+
+<p>Even courtly Saint Lambert, who, as a moneyless member of the <i>petite
+noblesse</i>, with his mouth wide open for French favours, represented in
+truth the least popular element in Lorrain Society, felt impelled by his
+Muse to record his protest in verse:</p>
+
+<p class="poem">J'ai vu le magistrat qui r&eacute;git la province<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">L'esclave de la Cour, et l'ennemi du prince,</span><br />
+Commander <i>la corv&eacute;e</i> &agrave; de tristes cantons,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">O&ugrave; C&eacute;r&egrave;s et la faim commandoient les moissons.</span><br />
+On avoit consum&eacute; les grains de l'autre ann&eacute;e;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Et je crois voir encore la veuve infortun&eacute;e,</span><br />
+Le d&eacute;bile orphelin, le vieillard &eacute;puis&eacute;,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Se trainer, en pleurant, au travail impos&eacute;.</span><br />
+Si quelques malheureux, languissants, hors d'haleine,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Cherchent un gazon frais, le bord de la fontaine,</span><br />
+Un piqueur inhumain les ram&egrave;ne aux travaux,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Ou leur vend &agrave; prix d'or un moment de repos.</span></p>
+
+<p>But there was no help for it. Kind-hearted Stanislas was caused many a
+wretched hour by the incongruity of his position, which led his "subjects"
+to appeal to him against the oppression of "his chancellor," as he
+patronizingly called him who was in truth his master.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span> He had begged Louis
+to appoint a more humane and merciful man, but his prayer had proved of no
+avail.</p>
+
+<p>Still, there was something which Stanislas could do. Affable, genial,
+kind, free-handed to a fault, the stranger puppet-king&mdash;the originally
+distrusted "Polonais"&mdash;might, in spite of all harsh government
+administered in his name, by tact and liberality gain the personal
+affections of his nominal subjects, and so in the character of a Lorrain
+Prince discharge better than any one else that odious task of
+un-Lorraining the Lorrains. All things considered, he earned his civil
+list.</p>
+
+<p>French writers have very needlessly contended over the motives which led
+Father Menoux, of all men, the King's Jesuit confessor, to urge Stanislas
+to invite the great <i>philosophe</i> to his Court. Although repeatedly
+assailed on the score of its inherent improbability, Voltaire's own
+version is doubtless the most plausible. One of the leading
+characteristics of the Lorrain Court, as Voltaire knew it, was the sharp
+division prevailing between French and Lorrains, Jesuits and
+<i>philosophes</i>. By all his antecedents&mdash;by his rigidly Romanist education,
+by the principles carefully instilled into him, first by his parents,
+later by his wife&mdash;Stanislas was predisposed to take sides staunchly with
+the Jesuits. A more devout Catholic was not to be found. The king made all
+his household attend mass, appointed a special almoner for his
+<i>gardes-du-corps</i>, and directed the kitchen-folk to select a monastery for
+the scene of their daily devotions. In respect of offerings, the Church
+bled him freely, and found him a willing victim. More especially during
+the lifetime of his wife, that homely, very religious Catherine Opalinska
+whose <i>bourgeois</i> manners gave such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span> great offence to the courtiers of
+Versailles, the Jesuit faction had it all their own way.</p>
+
+<p>But when Voltaire came to the Court, Catherine had been nearly a year in
+her grave. King Stanislas' immediate <i>entourage</i>, it is true, was still
+wholly Jesuit&mdash;the French governor, Galaizi&egrave;re; the King's <i>intendant</i>,
+Alliot; his father-confessor, Menoux; his useful secretary, de Solignac;
+Bathincourt, Thiange, and Madame de Grafigny's "Panpan," De Vaux. But
+otherwise a decided change had come over the scene. The lady head of the
+Court now was the peculiarly attractive Marquise de Boufflers, a declared
+<i>philosophe</i>, and, in virtue of her birth, the powerful leader of the
+Lorrain faction. She was a Beauvau, the daughter of that lovely Princesse
+de Craon who had ruled the heart of the late Duke Leopold. Her husband
+(who had not stood seriously in the way of her <i>amours</i>) was dead; and she
+was therefore quite free to give herself up to her <i>liaison</i> with
+Stanislas, who had formally installed her in some of the best apartments
+in the palace, in a suite adjoining his own, and handed over to her the
+management of the Court. She must have been a remarkably fascinating
+woman. We find Voltaire, in his courtly way, writing of her:</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Vos yeux sont beaux, mais votre &acirc;me est plus belle,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Vous &ecirc;tes simple et naturelle,</span><br />
+Et sans pr&eacute;tendre &agrave; rien, vous triomphez de tous.<br />
+Si vous eussiez v&eacute;cu du temps de Gabrielle,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Je ne sais ce qu'on e&ucirc;t dit de vous,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Mais l'on n'aurait point parl&eacute; d'elle.</span></p>
+
+<p>She is described as possessing a fine girlish figure,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span> a peculiarly clear
+and delicate complexion, exceptionally beautiful hair, and neat hands
+(which made de Tressan enamoured of her "<i>comme un fou</i>") and, moreover, a
+charming lightness and grace of movement and manner&mdash;endowments of nature
+which scarcely needed a fine discriminating taste and more than average
+intellectual powers to render effective. She sang, played, painted pastel,
+and possessed an inexhaustible fund of tact and self-command. Whenever she
+happened to be absent from the Court, de Tressan writes to Devaux, "Je me
+meurs, je p&eacute;ris d'ennui. On ne joue point, la soci&eacute;t&eacute; est d&eacute;cousue." Her
+nickname at Court was "La Dame de Volupt&eacute;," which, as is shown by the
+following lines, composed by herself for her epitaph, she accepted
+good-humouredly:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Ci g&icirc;t, dans une paix profonde,<br />
+Cette Dame de Volupt&eacute;,<br />
+Qui, pour plus grande s&ucirc;ret&eacute;,<br />
+Fit son paradis dans ce monde.</p>
+
+<p>To the priests her relations with Stanislas constituted a serious
+stumbling-block, and many a lecture had the king to listen to from his
+confessor, Menoux. He accepted it submissively, and even performed the
+penances which on the score of Madame de Boufflers the Jesuit decreed. But
+discard her he would not, on any consideration. Just as little, on the
+other hand, would he discard the Jesuit, however good-humouredly he might
+listen to Madame de Boufflers' rather violent abuse of him.</p>
+
+<p>Menoux was now trembling for his authority. <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span>Madame de Boufflers'
+influence appeared to him to be growing too formidable. They were curious
+relations which subsisted between Voltaire and the priest. With de Tressan
+and other Academicians Menoux was at open and embittered feud. Voltaire
+was more of a statesman. To their faces the two opponents invariably
+professed the sincerest friendship and the warmest admiration. Even many
+years after we find Voltaire, when writing to Menoux, declaring to him his
+unaltered love and attachment, while at the same time paying the Abb&eacute;
+delicate compliments on the score of his <i>esprit</i>: "Je voudrais que vous
+m'aimassiez, car je vous aime." Behind their backs they called each other
+names. Menoux was by no means a mere hierophantic prig or sacerdotal oaf.
+Voltaire calls him "le plus intrigant et le plus hardi pr&ecirc;tre que j'ai
+jamais connu," and adds that he had "milked" Stanislas to the extent of a
+full million. D'Almbert describes him as the type of a Court
+divine&mdash;"habitu&eacute; au meilleur monde," without any "rigidit&eacute;
+claustrale"&mdash;"homme d'infiniment d'esprit, fin, d&eacute;licat, intelligent,
+subtile, ayant heureusement cultiv&eacute; les lettres et en conservant les
+gr&acirc;ces et la fraicheur sans la moindre trace de p&eacute;danterie." Between him
+and Boufflers there was continual warfare&mdash;above-ground and below-ground,
+by open hostilities and by schemes and intrigues. It was with a view to
+checkmating Boufflers, so Voltaire relates, that Menoux first suggested an
+invitation to Voltaire and Madame du Ch&acirc;telet to come to the Court. Madame
+du Ch&acirc;telet was to become the favourite's rival. To this theory French
+writers object that, as du Ch&acirc;telet was some years older than Boufflers,
+not nearly as good-looking,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span> certainly not <i>d&eacute;vote</i>, and another man's
+property already, the scheme was absurd. In the result Menoux certainly
+showed himself to have made a mistake; but that was owing to a
+circumstance which neither he nor any one else could have foreseen.
+Otherwise the scheme cannot be pronounced bad. To literary-minded
+Stanislas, at his time of life, the intellectual graces of du Ch&acirc;telet
+might well balance the greater personal attractions of Boufflers. Besides,
+Menoux did not look for an actual ally so much as for a rival to the
+favourite. Even to lessen her absolute authority would be quite enough for
+his purpose. He travelled all the way to Cirey to sound the two, and,
+finding them willing, pressed their invitation upon Stanislas.</p>
+
+<p>Stanislas was, as Menoux had foreseen, only too eager to accept the
+suggestion. He had had more than one taste of the pleasures of playing the
+M&aelig;cenas. Montesquieu had been at his Court, working there at his <i>Esprit
+des Lois</i>, and Madame de Grafigny, Helv&eacute;tius, H&eacute;nault, Maupertuis; and the
+shy and retiring, but gifted Devaux was a fixture. However, Stanislas
+wanted more. The only disappointment to Menoux was that he found the
+invitation planned by himself actually issued by his rival, Madame de
+Boufflers. It was, of course, accepted; and the beginning of 1748 saw
+Voltaire and Madame du Ch&acirc;telet safely arrived at Commercy.</p>
+
+<p>The Lorrain Court, always bright and gay, was at that time perhaps at its
+very brightest. Stanislas, being permitted to play at being king, and
+given ample pecuniary resources for doing so, played the game in good
+earnest, with a due appreciation of showy <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span>externals, and with a
+singularly happy grace. He had at his command an apparatus which any real
+king might have envied. Here was Commercy, raised by Durand for the rich
+and tasteful Prince de Vaud&eacute;mont, the friend of our William III. and of
+the elder Pretender, a blaze of magnificence, with gardens around it, and
+sheets of water, and cascades, which cast Versailles into the shade. His
+principal residence, however, one of the masterpieces designed by
+Boffrand, was the Palace of Lun&eacute;ville. On seeing it Louis XV., surprised
+at its grandeur, exclaimed, "Mais, mon p&egrave;re, vous &ecirc;tes mieux log&eacute; que
+moi." That was the</p>
+
+<p class="poem"><span style="margin-left: 5em;">salon magnifique,</span><br />
+Moiti&eacute; Turc et moiti&eacute; Chinois,<br />
+O&ugrave; le go&ucirc;t moderne et l'antique,<br />
+Sans se nuire, ont uni leurs lois,</p>
+
+<p>of which Voltaire writes&mdash;very incongruous, but decidedly splendid and
+comfortable. Stanislas had added the delightful "Bosquet," laid out for
+him by Gervais&mdash;overloading it, it is true, with kiosks and pavilions,
+renaissance architecture and renaissance statuary, a hermitage, and
+eventually with de Tressan's "Chartreuse." Like all persons of "taste" in
+his day, Stanislas loved gimcrackery; he had utilized Fran&ccedil;ois Richard's
+inventive genius for embellishing his principal residence with a unique
+contrivance, admired by all Europe&mdash;an artificial rock with clockwork
+machinery setting about eighty figures in motion. You may see a picture of
+it still in the Nancy Museum. It must have been very ingenious and very
+ugly. First, there was a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span> miller's wife opening her casement-window to
+answer some supposed caller; then two cronies appear on the scene,
+engaging in a morning chat. A shepherd playing on his <i>musette</i> leads his
+flock, tinkling with bells, across the rock. Two wethers engage in a real
+contest; a clockwork dog jumps up, barking, and separates them. There was
+a forge, with hammers beating and sparks flying. An insatiable tippler
+knocks at the closed door of the tavern, and is answered by the hostess
+with a pailful of water emptied upon his head from a window above. In the
+distance a pious hermit is seen telling his beads. And in the background
+is discovered, standing on a balcony, to crown the whole, the Queen,
+Catherine Opalinska, complacently looking down upon the scene, while two
+sentries pace solemnly up and down, occasionally presenting arms. Such
+were the toys of royalty in those days. Besides these two palaces
+Stanislas had others&mdash;Chanteheux, well in view from Lun&eacute;ville, built in
+the Polish style: "rien de plus superbe, rien de plus irr&eacute;gulier";
+Einville, flat and level, disparaged by the duc de Luynes, but
+nevertheless grand, and possessing a "salon" famed for its magnificence
+throughout Europe; and lastly the historic Malgrange, close to Nancy, the
+"Sans souci" of Henri le Bon, in which Catherine of Bourbon had met the
+Roman doctors of divinity, despatched to convert her, in learned
+disputation, and sent them away discomfited, to the no little annoyance of
+her brother, Henri IV. Beyond this, H&eacute;r&eacute; was at work beautifying Nancy in
+the Louis-Quinze style, with statuary and balustrades, gorgeous gateways,
+and magnificent arches; and he was building that handsome palace, which
+now serves<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span> as the Commanding General's quarters, in which, in 1814, when
+the Emperor of Austria, the last real Lorrain Duke's grandson, was lodged
+there, was hatched the Absolutist conspiracy of the "Holy Alliance."</p>
+
+<p>The Court itself was modelled entirely on the pattern of the superior
+Olympus of Versailles. "On ne croyait pas avoir chang&eacute; de lieu quand on
+passait de Versailles &agrave; Lun&eacute;ville," says Voltaire. There was splendour,
+display, lavishness, gilding everywhere&mdash;only in Lorraine there was an
+absolute absence of etiquette and restraint&mdash;"ce qui compl&eacute;tait le
+charme." At Lun&eacute;ville the etiquette was of the slightest. From the other
+palaces it was wholly banished&mdash;"me voici dans un beau palais, avec la
+plus grande libert&eacute; (et pourtant chez un roi)&mdash;&agrave; la Cour sans &ecirc;tre
+courtisan." "C'est un homme charmant que le roi Stanislas," Voltaire goes
+on, in another letter. And not without cause. For Stanislas had placed
+himself and all his household at the great writer's service. The king
+entertained a perfect army of Court dignitaries, who had scarcely anything
+to do for their salaries. He had his <i>gardes-du-corps</i>, resplendent in
+scarlet and silver, his <i>cadets-gentilhommes</i>, who were practically pages,
+half of them Lorrains, the remainder Poles, his regular pages, two of whom
+must always stand by him, when playing at <i>tric-trac</i>, never moving a
+muscle all the while. He had his pet dwarf "B&eacute;b&eacute;," decked out in military
+dress, with a diminutive toy-coach and two goats to carry him about, and a
+page in yellow and black always to wait upon him. This dwarf the king
+would for a joke occasionally have baked up in a pie. Upon the pie being
+opened B&eacute;b&eacute; would jump out, sword in hand, greatly frightening the ladies<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span>
+and performing on the dinner-table a sort of war-dance, which was his
+great accomplishment. Then he had his <i>musique</i>, headed by Anet, the
+particular friend of Lulli, and with Baptiste, another friend of Lulli,
+for "premier violon." The Lorrain court had always been noted for its
+concerts, its theatricals and its <i>sauteries</i>&mdash;that was at the time the
+fashionable name for balls. Adrienne Lecouvreur, Mademoiselle Clairon,
+Fleury, had all come out first on the Lorrain stage. Lun&eacute;ville it was
+which invented the "Cotillon," which has become so popular all over the
+continent. Lun&eacute;ville also was the birthplace of the aristocratic and
+graceful "Chapelet." And king Stanislas' orchestra enjoyed a European
+reputation. "Do you pay your musicians better than I do?" asked Louis
+Quinze of his father-in-law with a touch of jealousy. "No, my brother; but
+I pay them for what they do, you pay them for what they know." There was
+wit and fashion in abundance, and a galaxy of beauty&mdash;the royal-born
+Princesse de Roche-sur-Yon, the Princesse de L&uuml;tzelburg, the fascinating
+Princesse de Talmonde, Stanislas' cousin, who subdued the heart of our
+young Pretender, the Countess of Leiningen, the Princesse de Craon, Madame
+de Mirepoix, Madame de Chimay, and others. But what of all things
+Stanislas prided himself upon most were his table and his kitchen. He was,
+as I have said, fond of gimcracks and he was a great eater, though he
+often concentrated all his eating upon one Gargantuan meal. The
+dinner-hour never came round fast enough for him, which made Galaizi&egrave;re
+say, "If you go on like that, Sire, we shall shortly have you dining the
+day before." His particular delight were quaint culinary refinements,
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span>"imitations" and "surprises," which were only to be achieved with the
+help of so accomplished a master as his supreme <i>chef de cuisine</i> (there
+were five other <i>chefs</i> besides) Gilliers, the author of that unsurpassed
+cookery-book, <i>Le cannam&eacute;liste fran&ccedil;ais</i>. Every dining-table at Court was
+a mechanical work of art. Touch a spring, when the cloth was removed, and
+there would start up a magnificent <i>surtout</i>&mdash;there were some measuring
+five feet by three&mdash;a silversmith's <i>chef d'&oelig;uvre</i>, covered with rocks,
+and castles, and trees, and statuary, a swan spouting water at a beautiful
+Leda, and the like. And between these ornaments was set out a rich array
+of dessert, likewise so shaped as to represent every variety of figures,
+like Dresden China. One year, when all the fruit failed&mdash;I believe it was
+while Voltaire was in Lorraine, in 1749, which was a year of unparalleled
+distress&mdash;Gilliers kept the Court supplied with a continual succession of
+imitation fruit, which did service for real plums and peaches. Stanislas
+had introduced such "bizarreries septentrionales" as raw <i>choucro&ucirc;te</i> and
+unsavoury messes of meat and fruit, and imitation <i>plongeon</i> (great
+northern diver), produced by plucking a goose alive, beating it to death
+with rods, and preparing it in a peculiar way. A turkey treated in the
+same manner found itself transformed into a sham capercailzie. But the
+<i>chefs d'&oelig;uvre</i> were Gilliers' "surprises," prepared after much
+thought, to which Stanislas contributed his share. Voltaire makes out that
+"bread and wine"&mdash;which he did not always get&mdash;would have been amply
+sufficient for his modest wants; but what we hear of the Lorrain Court
+shows him to have been by no means indifferent to the <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span>products of
+Gillier's inimitable <i>cuisine</i>. We read of Voltaire's eyes glistening with
+delight when, after the removal of the cloth, what looked like a ham was
+brought upon the table, and a truffled tongue. The ham turned out to be a
+confectionery made up of strawberry preserve and whipped cream, <i>pan&eacute;</i>
+with macaroons; the tongue something of the same sort, truffled with
+chocolate. I must not forget the coffee, to which Voltaire, like most
+great writers, was devoted. Swift declared that he could not write unless
+he had "his coffee twice a week." Voltaire consumed from six to eight cups
+at a sitting&mdash;which is nothing compared with the performance of Delille,
+who, to keep off the megrim, swallowed twenty. Stanislas employed a
+special <i>chef du caf&eacute;</i>, La Veuve Christian, who was responsible for its
+quality. Then, there was the wine, Stanislas' special hobby. Of course, he
+had all the Lorrain <i>cr&ucirc;s</i>. The best of these, that grown on the famous
+C&ocirc;te de Malz&eacute;ville, close to Nancy, he had made sure of by bespeaking the
+entire produce in advance for his lifetime, at twelve francs the
+"measure." His peculiar pride, however, was his Tokay. Every year his
+predecessor, Francis, become Emperor of Germany, sent him a large cask,
+escorted all the way by a guard of Austrian grenadiers. As soon as ever
+that cask arrived, Stanislas set personally to work. What with drugs, and
+syrups, and sugar, and other wine, he manufactured out of one cask about
+ten, which he drew off into bottles specially made for the purpose. Some
+he kept for his own use at dessert. The larger portion he distributed
+among his friends, who every one of them becomingly declared upon their
+oath that better Tokay they had never tasted.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span>But there were better things to entertain the Lorrain Court. There were
+f&ecirc;tes; there were theatricals&mdash;at some of which Voltaire and du Ch&acirc;telet
+performed in person, Voltaire as the "Assesseur" in <i>L'Etourderie</i>, du
+Ch&acirc;telet as "Iss&eacute;"; there was brilliant conversation, music, everything
+that money could buy and good company produce. And Voltaire was the f&ecirc;ted
+of all. "Voltaire &eacute;tait dieu &agrave; la Cour de Stanislas," says Capefigue. He
+could do as he liked&mdash;sleep, wake, work, mix with the company, stroll
+about alone&mdash;without any restraint; the king and all were at his beck, all
+eager for his every word, taking everything from him in the best part,
+appreciating, admiring, worshipping. His plays were put upon the stage. He
+was allowed to drill the actors at his pleasure. In this way, <i>Le
+Glorieux</i> was produced with great pomp; also <i>Nanine</i>, <i>Brutus</i>, <i>M&eacute;rope</i>,
+and <i>Za&iuml;re</i>, the last-named, for a novelty, by a troupe of children.
+Whatever he wrote, he could make sure that he would have an attentive
+audience of illustrious personages to hear him read out.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Je coule ici mes heureux jours,<br />
+Dans la plus tranquille des Cours,<br />
+Sans intrigue, sans jalousie,<br />
+Aupr&egrave;s d'un roi sans courtisans,<br />
+Pr&egrave;s de Boufflers et d'Emilie;<br />
+Je les vois et je les entends,<br />
+Il faut bien que je fasse envie.</p>
+
+<p>If Voltaire was "god," Madame du Ch&acirc;telet was "goddess"&mdash;waited upon,
+petted, having her every wish and every whim studied and gratified. There
+could seemingly be no more congenial, mutually appreciative group of
+persons than Stanislas and Voltaire, the Marquise de Boufflers and the
+Marquise du Ch&acirc;telet.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span>Stanislas was then already an oldish man&mdash;according to one of his
+biographers, Abb&eacute; Aubert, sixty-six; according to another, Abb&eacute; Proyart,
+seventy-one. He was not quite the robust hero that he had been when he
+accompanied Charles XII. on his trying ride to Bender, and shared rough
+camp-life with Mazeppa. When, in 1744, Charles Alexander of Lorraine
+crossed the Rhine at the head of 80,000 Austrians, and sent out manifestos
+which gladdened his countrymen's hearts, proclaiming that he was coming to
+take possession of the old Duchy&mdash;when signal-fires blazed on every
+hilltop of the Vosges to bid him welcome, and all Lorraine was throbbing
+with patriotic excitement; when Galaizi&egrave;re mustered what scratch forces he
+could improvise for defence, and dragged the twelve ornamental pieces of
+cannon out of the Lun&eacute;ville Park to point against the foe&mdash;then Stanislas,
+remembering his age, had discreetly retired, in a sad state of tremor,
+behind the safe walls of Nancy. But in 1748 he was at any rate still hale
+and hearty, and bore the weight of his years with an easy grace. He
+managed to gallop to the Malgrange at a pace which left all his younger
+companions far behind. He is described as of winning manners, rather
+majestic in figure and bearing, of an engaging countenance, exceedingly
+good-natured and affable. It was said that "il ne savait pas ha&iuml;r." "Je ne
+veux pas," he declared when multiplying charities and hospitals, "qu'il y
+ait un genre de maladie dont mes sujets pauvres ne puissent se faire
+traiter gratuitement." Among such "maladies" he included "the law"&mdash;for he
+paid advocates to give gratuitous advice to the poor.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span>Voltaire is described as about at his best at that period. The air of
+Lorraine is said to have suited him particularly well. He was just turned
+fifty&mdash;a little too old, as Madame du Ch&acirc;telet was cruel enough to inform
+him, to act the part of an ardent lover, but appearing to less exacting
+persons still in the very vigour of manhood. "Apr&egrave;s une vie sobre, r&eacute;gl&eacute;e,
+sagement laborieuse," he is represented as "well preserved"&mdash;slim,
+straight, upright, of a good bearing, with a well-shaped leg and a neat
+little foot. His features, we know, were wanting in regularity; but they
+wore a benevolent and pleasing expression. His greatest charm is said to
+have lain in his brilliant and expressive eyes, which seemed by their play
+to be ever anticipating the action of his lips. His mind certainly was
+still young, and so were his tastes. He is described as a most fastidious
+dandy, <i>irr&eacute;prochablement poudr&eacute; et parfum&eacute;</i>, affecting clothes of the
+latest cut and richly embroidered with gold. To his factotum at Paris,
+Abb&eacute; Moussinot, he writes from Lun&eacute;ville: "Send me some diamond buckles
+for shoes or garters, twenty pounds of hair-powder, twenty pounds of
+scent, a bottle of essence of jessamine, two 'enormous' pots of pomatum <i>&agrave;
+la fleur d'orange</i>, two powder puffs, two embroidered vests,"&mdash;&amp;c. He was,
+moreover, an accomplished courtier. Properly to ingratiate himself with
+his new host, he made his appearance at Commercy with a complimentary copy
+of his <i>Henriade</i> in his hand, on the flyleaf of which were penned these
+lines:</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Le ciel, comme Henri, voulut vous &eacute;prouver:<br />
+La bont&eacute;, la valeur &agrave; tous deux fut commune,<br />
+Mais mon h&eacute;ros fit changer la fortune<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Que votre vertu sut braver.</span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span>Of Madame du Ch&acirc;telet's appearance we have two hopelessly irreconcilable
+accounts. She was certainly past forty-two; if her ill-natured cousin, the
+Marquise de Cr&eacute;qui, speaks truly (and she refers doubters to the parish
+register of St. Roch), she was even five years more. Voltaire's portrait
+of her, painted with the brush of admiration, is probably more
+complimentary than strictly truthful. Madame du Deffand limns her in very
+different lines:&mdash;"Une femme grande et s&egrave;che, une ma&icirc;tresse d'&eacute;cole sans
+hanches, la poitrine &eacute;troite, et sur la poitrine une petite mappe-monde
+perdue dans l'espace, de gros bras trop courts pour ses passions, des
+pieds de grue, une t&ecirc;te d'oiseau de nuit, le nez pointu, deux petits yeux
+verts de mer et verts de terre, le teint noir et rouge, la bouche plate et
+les dents clair-sem&eacute;es." This hideous portraiture, it is true, Sainte
+Beuve protests against as a "page plus am&egrave;rement satirique" than any to be
+found in French literature. But Madame de Cr&eacute;qui has even worse to say of
+her cousin, adding, by way of further embellishment, "des pieds terribles,
+et des mains formidables"&mdash;let alone that, if Emilie was "une merveille de
+force," she was also at the same time "un prodige de gaucherie." "Voil&agrave; la
+belle Emilie!" Even Voltaire speaks of her "main d'encre encore salie."
+However, everybody agrees in praising the grace of her manner, the
+remarkably attractive play of her expressive eyes&mdash;Saint Lambert calls her
+"la brune &agrave; l'&oelig;il fripon"&mdash;and her peculiar skill in becomingly
+dressing her dark hair. She spoke with engaging animation and
+quickly&mdash;"comme moi quand je fais la fran&ccedil;aise," says Madame de Grafigny
+(who was always proud of being a Lorraine)&mdash;"comme<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span> un ange," she
+completes the sentence. If during the day, while wholly engrossed upon her
+<i>Newton</i>, Emilie showed a little too much of the pedant, according to the
+same lady's testimony&mdash;"le soir elle est charmante."</p>
+
+<p>The advent of the brilliant couple from Cirey, it need not be stated,
+added further strength to the <i>philosophe</i> party. Abb&eacute; Menoux found out
+that he had reckoned without his host. Between the two Marchionesses, De
+Boufflers and du Ch&acirc;telet, in the place of the expected jealousy and
+rivalry, there proved to be nothing but sincere, close, and demonstrative
+friendship. To some extent Madame du Ch&acirc;telet's amiability towards the
+Duke's favourite was a piece of diplomacy. She had not come into Lorraine
+without a very material object in view. Her husband was not as well off as
+either he or she might have wished; and, although in other matters she
+showed herself very indifferent to the dull "<i>bonhomme</i>"&mdash;that is what she
+used to call him&mdash;in matters of money she thoroughly supported his
+interest. As in some respect a vassal of the Duke of Lorraine, and a
+member of one of those four distinguished families which were known in
+Lorraine as "Les grands Chevaux"&mdash;the Lignivilles, the Lenoncourts, the
+Haraucourts and the du Ch&acirc;telets&mdash;she considered that her husband had
+something like a claim upon king Stanislas. One of King Stanislas' best
+pieces of patronage, the post of <i>grand mar&eacute;chal des maisons</i>, worth 2,000
+<i>&eacute;cus</i> a year, had at the time fallen vacant, and for her husband <i>la
+belle Emilie</i> resolved to secure it. It cost her a tough struggle, for
+there was a formidable rival in the field in the person of Berchenyi, a
+Hungarian, and one of the King's old favourites. However, her woman's<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span>
+persistence triumphed in the end. Apart from such cupboard love, the two
+women, both of them possessing <i>esprit</i>, both born courtiers, and both,
+moreover, sharing a sublime contempt for the prosaic rules of what has
+become known as the "Nonconformist Conscience," seemed thoroughly made for
+one another. And their alliance told upon the Court. The Jesuits became
+alarmed. Menoux put himself upon his defence, and threw himself into the
+contest, more particularly with Voltaire, with a degree of vigour and
+energy which taxed all the combative power of his opponent. Others might
+eye the infidel askance and profess a holy horror of the opinions of one
+whom Heaven was fully expected some day to punish in its own way. There is
+an amusing anecdote of an unexpected encounter between Madame Alliot, the
+wife of the "Jesuit" <i>intendant</i>, and Voltaire, both of whom rushed for
+shelter, in a sudden and exceptionally violent storm, under the same tree.
+At first the lady shrank from the atheist as from an unclean thing. The
+rain, however, was inexorable. She revenged herself by preaching to the
+infidel, attributing the entire displeasure of Heaven, as evidenced in
+that fearful storm, to his unbelief. Voltaire, it is said, not feeling
+quite sure of his ground while lightnings were flashing, and in no sort of
+mood to play the Ajax, contented himself with meekly pleading that he had
+"written very much more that was good of Him to whom the lady referred
+than the lady herself could ever say in her whole life." Such harmless
+little hits the <i>philosophe</i> had now and then to put up with; but for
+serious fighting few besides Menoux had any stomach. Devaux (Panpan),
+however "d&eacute;vot," was disarmed by<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span> being&mdash;quite on the sly, but no less
+ardently&mdash;one of Madame de Boufflers' chosen admirers. Galaizi&egrave;re was
+taken up with other things. Solignac was too much of a dependent. "Mon
+Dieu" Choiseul did not carry sufficient weight. There was, indeed, another
+Abb&eacute; at Court, who might have been expected to help: Porquet, who became
+the Duke's almoner, a most amusing person in a passive way. But he was by
+no means cut out for a champion. Besides, being tutor to the young de
+Boufflers, he was scarcely a free agent. He himself describes himself as
+an "homme empaill&eacute;." When first appointed almoner, and called upon to say
+grace, he found that he had quite forgotten his Benedicite. Stanislas made
+him occasionally read to him out of the Bible, with the result that,
+half-dozing over the sacred page, he fell into mis-readings such as this:
+"Dieu apparut en singe &agrave; Jacob." "Comment," interrupted the Duke, "c'est
+'en songe' que vous voulez dire!" "Eh, Sire, tout n'est-il pas possible &agrave;
+la puissance de Dieu?"</p>
+
+<p>There was one sturdy supporter of Catholicism, however, who never flinched
+from the fight: that was Alliot, the Duke's <i>intendant</i>, who, by virtue of
+his office, had it in his power to make his dislike sharply felt. With
+what abhorrence he regarded the infidel guest, for whom he had to cater,
+we may learn from the contemporary records of his clerical allies,
+narratives which do not ordinarily come under the notice of persons
+reading about Voltaire. One can scarcely help drawing the inference that
+King Stanislas, with all his goodness and all his affected devotion to
+<i>periculosa libertas</i>, was a little bit of a "Mr. Facing-both-ways," using
+very<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span> different arguments in different companies&mdash;a Pharisee to the
+Pharisees, a <i>philosophe</i> to the <i>philosophes</i>. Only thus could it come
+about that we have such extraordinary stories, altogether inconsistent
+with known facts, vouched for on the authority of reverend divines like
+Abb&eacute; Aubert and Abb&eacute; Proyart. "On vit quelquefois," says Abb&eacute; Proyart, "&agrave;
+la Cour du roi de Pologne certains sujets peu dignes de sa confiance, et
+le Prince les connoissoit; mais il trouvoit dans sa religion m&ecirc;me des
+motifs de ne pas les &eacute;loigner." It was represented to him (by Alliot) that
+Voltaire "faisoit l'hypocrite." "C'est lui m&ecirc;me, et non pas moi qu'il fait
+dupe," replied the king. "Son hypocrisie du moins est un hommage qu'il
+rend &agrave; la vertu. Et ne vaut-il pas mieux que nous le voyions hypocrite ici
+que scandaleux ailleurs?" But "le vrai sage," the Abb&eacute; goes on, found
+himself compelled at last to dismiss "le faux philosphe, qui commen&ccedil;oit &agrave;
+r&eacute;pandre &agrave; sa Cour le poison de ses dangereuses maximes." Under this
+clerical gloss the well-known story of Alliot stopping Voltaire's supply
+of food and candles assumes a totally new shape. "Ce ne fut pas une petite
+affaire que d'obliger Voltaire &agrave; sortir du ch&acirc;teau de Lun&eacute;ville." In vain
+did the king treat his guest with marked coldness; the philosopher would
+not take the hint. In his predicament Stanislas appealed to the
+<i>intendant</i> for advice. "Sire," replies Alliot, "<i>hoc genus d&aelig;moniorum non
+ejicitur nisi in oratione et jejunio</i>," which means, he explains, that
+"pour se d&eacute;barrasser de pareilles pestes," having "prayed" them to go
+without avail, he should now enforce a "fast," which would certainly drive
+them out of the place. Stanislas is alleged to have fallen in with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span> the
+Jesuit's counsels; hence that open tiff with Alliot over the stoppage of
+provisions, which made Voltaire complain that he had not been allowed
+"bread, wine and candles." In truth, of course, all this clerical story is
+pure invention. Of the stopping of the provisions Stanislas knew nothing
+till advised by Voltaire, when he quickly set the matter right.</p>
+
+<p>What with feasting, working, acting, dancing, travelling, the time passed
+most pleasantly. "En v&eacute;rit&eacute;," writes Voltaire to the Countess D'Argental,
+"ce s&eacute;jourci est d&eacute;licieux; c'est un ch&acirc;teau enchant&eacute; dont le ma&icirc;tre fait
+les honneurs. Je crois que Madame du Ch&acirc;telet passerait ici sa vie."
+Sometimes at Commercy, sometimes at the Malgrange, most generally at
+Lun&eacute;ville, with visitors coming and going, discussions raised, attentions
+being paid this side and that, gallantry, billiards, <i>tric-trac</i>,
+<i>lansquenet</i>, <i>com&egrave;te</i> (which was a great favourite), marionettes, fancy
+balls, time could hang heavily on no one's hands. "On a de tout ici, hors
+du temps." Madame du Ch&acirc;telet, writing till five o'clock in the morning,
+though she rose not later than nine, worked hard at her translation of
+<i>Newton</i>, which Voltaire cried up as a masterpiece&mdash;more particularly the
+preface. Whenever she found herself at fault, she had a splendidly
+fitted-up astronomical cabinet, kept up by Stanislas, to fall back upon, a
+cabinet which, says Voltaire, "n'a pas son pareil en France." Voltaire
+himself carried on a brisk correspondence with the Argentals, with
+Frederick the Great, with his friend Falkener in Wandsworth, and with many
+more, and worked at his history "de cette maudite guerre," at the <i>Si&egrave;cle
+de Louis XIV.</i>, at <i>Catilina</i>, and so on, with the easy<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span> industry which
+comes from comfort and absolute absence of restraint amid agreeable
+surroundings. To ingratiate himself the more with Madame de Boufflers, he
+wrote <i>La Femme qui a raison</i>. He acted and he criticized. He performed
+with a magic lantern, to the great amusement of the Court; and at masked
+balls he got himself up, sometimes as a "wild man," sometimes as an
+ancient augur. He was sorely troubled when threatened with a performance
+in Paris of a travesty of <i>Semiramis</i>. Then he lost some manuscripts.
+Then, again, Menoux frightened him with a tale that <i>Le Mondain</i> and <i>Le
+Portatif</i>, published at Amsterdam, had both been in France traced to his
+pen. Among the visitors who in the second year of his stay came to enliven
+the Court was our Young Pretender&mdash;over whose misfortunes Voltaire had
+pathetically lamented before King Stanislas&mdash;and Prince Cantacuzene. The
+Pretender's cause Voltaire had espoused with fervid warmth. The news of
+his arrest in Paris arrived at Lun&eacute;ville at the very moment when he was
+delighting the Lorrain Court with reading out his just completed chapter
+of <i>Le Si&egrave;cle de Louis XIV.</i>, treating of the Stuarts. "O ciel!" he
+exclaimed, "est-il possible que le roi souffre cet affront et que sa
+gloire subisse une tache que toute l'eau de la Seine ne saurait laver?"
+"Que les hommes priv&eacute;s," he wrote later, "qui se plaignent de leurs
+infortunes jettent leurs yeux sur ce prince et sur ses anc&ecirc;tres."</p>
+
+<p>Several times he left Lorraine for a brief time, going with Madame du
+Ch&acirc;telet to Cirey, to Ch&acirc;lons, and to Paris. One visit he paid to Paris by
+himself, to see <i>Semiramis</i> put on the stage. He came back in a pitiable
+state, the account of which in Longchamp's journal reads<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span> comical enough.
+"Il est vrai que j'ai &eacute;t&eacute; malade," he writes later, "mais il y a plaisir &agrave;
+l'&ecirc;tre chez le roi de Pologne; il n'y a personne assur&eacute;ment qui ait plus
+soin de ses malades que lui. On ne peut pas &ecirc;tre meilleur roi et meilleur
+homme." One would think not. Voltaire was petted like an invalid child. He
+had but to send word that he wished to see Stanislas, to bring the king to
+his bedside. When he found himself "malingre, bon &agrave; rien qu' &agrave; perdre ses
+regards vers la V&ocirc;ge," he was taken out to Chanteheux, and made thoroughly
+comfortable there, where he could best indulge in the idle pleasure of
+contemplating the mountains. Meanwhile Madame du Ch&acirc;telet had been to
+Plombi&egrave;res with Madame de Boufflers, and had come home just as much
+disgusted with the place as Voltaire himself had been nine or ten years
+before. Then the gay Court reassembled, and there was the same life, the
+same succession of pleasures, the same effusion of wit and raillery.
+Gilliers invented new dishes. King Stanislas exhibited his indifferent
+pastels. Madame de Boufflers played the harp, and courtiers with voices
+sang to her accompaniment. Under Voltaire's inspiration, all the Court
+turned <i>litt&eacute;rateur</i> and engaged in versifying. Stanislas took up his pen
+once more and wrote, among other things, <i>Le Philosophe
+Chr&eacute;tien</i>&mdash;horrifying thereby his daughter, the Queen of France, who
+persuaded herself that in the book she discerned the malignant teaching of
+the infidel Voltaire. Madame de Boufflers wrote; Saint Lambert composed
+fresh ditties; Devaux grew industrious; even Galaizi&egrave;re found himself
+impressed by the lyric Muse. Every courtier mounted his own little Pegasus
+and made an attempt to produce<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span> something witty, or clever, or at least
+readable. Lun&eacute;ville became a modern Athens.</p>
+
+<p>But there was a snake in the grass. One of the pleasantest features of the
+remarkably sociable life carried on by the brilliant company assembled
+under the roof of Stanislas, while at Lun&eacute;ville and at Commercy, were
+those merry nocturnal gatherings held as soon as the king had retired to
+rest&mdash;which he did punctually at ten o'clock, without ever troubling the
+company, in spite of his jealousy, with an unexpected reappearance. Then
+began Madame de Boufflers' reign in good earnest; and to the good cheer of
+a choice little supper, to which often an exciting game of <i>com&egrave;te</i> or of
+<i>cavagnole</i> added a fresh delight, was summoned, by means of a lighted
+candle placed in a particular window, a new guest, whom Stanislas'
+jealousy would not otherwise tolerate in the palace. This guest was the
+young and handsome Saint Lambert, a captain in the Duke of Lorraine's
+Guards, the cynosure of the ladies' world, of whom it was said that no
+fair heart to which he seriously laid siege could resist him. His muse had
+not yet taken the frigid turn which eventually produced those dull and
+chilling <i>Seasons</i>, a poem in which no one will now detect any merit,
+though Voltaire praised it up to the skies, and French contemporaries
+declared that the poet had surpassed Thomson. But he dabbled very neatly
+in little ditties, <i>vers d'occasion</i>, and the like, some of them rather
+light and pretty, though not of the most perfect style. Voltaire professes
+to regard Saint Lambert as a <i>terrible &eacute;l&egrave;ve</i>, of whose poetry he owns
+himself "jealous." "Il prend un pen ma tournure et l'embellit&mdash;j'&eacute;sp&egrave;re
+que la post&eacute;rit&eacute; m'en remerciera."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span> Posterity has done nothing of the
+kind. In matters of courtship Saint Lambert resembled the "<i>papillon
+libertin</i>" sketched by himself in one of his prettiest <i>pi&egrave;ces
+fugitives</i>:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Plus pressant qu'amoureux, plus galant que fid&egrave;le,<br />
+De la rose coquette allez baiser le sein.<br />
+D'aimer et de changer faites-vous une loi:<br />
+A ces douces erreurs consacrez votre vie.</p>
+
+<p>Neither Society nor History would ever have known him, nor have detected
+any talent in him, had it not been his fortune to dispossess his two great
+contemporaries, Voltaire and Rousseau, successively of their mistresses,
+conquering the heart, first of Madame du Ch&acirc;telet, and later that of
+Madame de Houdetot. Madame de Houdetot and he turned out to be really
+congenial spirits. For Madame du Ch&acirc;telet his own conduct shows that he
+did not really care&mdash;as how could a young man of thirty-one for a woman of
+forty-two or else forty-seven, who had been some years a grandmother? Her
+letters are full of impassioned professions of affection, impatient
+longings for his presence, reproaches for his indifference. On his side it
+was all a question of vanity. It flattered him to think that he had
+eclipsed the great genius of the age in the affections of a woman of whom
+all the polite world was talking. What she was he knew well enough. More
+than once had she tasted of the forbidden fruit. Voltaire's <i>Ep&icirc;tre &agrave; la
+Calomnie</i> had not whitewashed the Magdalen who had had relations
+successively with Gu&eacute;briant, with Richelieu, and with Voltaire. Of
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span>Voltaire's overstrained praise of her assumed modesty Saint Lambert
+himself writes:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">De cette tendre Courtisane<br />
+Il faisait presque une Susanne.</p>
+
+<p>But what could have induced Madame du Ch&acirc;telet to engage in this
+conspiracy of deceit all round&mdash;deceit on her part towards Voltaire,
+deceit on Saint Lambert's part towards both Voltaire (with whom he was not
+then on terms of intimacy) and Madame de Boufflers (with whom he had a
+standing <i>liaison</i>)? It was in Madame de Boufflers' drawing-room, of all
+places, that the courtship was most actively carried on. Her gilt-framed
+harp, we hear, served as a letter-box for the lovers. There was a slit in
+it just of a convenient size to hold the letters, which passed daily. Of
+Madame du Ch&acirc;telet's passion there could be no doubt. She threw herself
+into the <i>amour</i> with the fervour of a girl of sixteen. She sent her lover
+dainty <i>billets-doux</i> written on pink and blue-edged, fringed, and scented
+paper; declared that she could not live two days without hearing from him,
+when he was away; appointed <i>rendez-vous</i> in the "Bosquet"&mdash;watched and
+waited for him. It seems ridiculous in a grandmother; but she was not the
+first woman of her age to go wrong.</p>
+
+<p>Clogenson will have it that the attachment sprang up some years
+before&mdash;that Madame du Ch&acirc;telet became annoyed at Voltaire's long absence
+at the Court of King Frederick, and looked out for a new lover. We know,
+however, that Emilie and Saint Lambert met for the first time at the
+Lorrain Court in 1748, when Voltaire had long been back from Berlin, and
+was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span> devoting himself to his lady with an assiduity which could not be
+excelled. Besides, we know&mdash;from correspondence quite recently come to
+light&mdash;that as late as 1744 the relations between Voltaire and Emilie were
+still quite unclouded. The miniature portrait of Voltaire, which she wore
+so long secretly in her ring, and which was after her death found to have
+been replaced by one of Saint Lambert, was painted in 1744. In February of
+that year she writes to Abb&eacute; Moussinot: "Je vous laisse la choix du
+peintre, et je ne le trouverai pas cher, quoiqu'il puisse co&ucirc;ter." That
+does not sound like pining for a fresh lover. Evidently the later
+attachment dated only from 1748, when she first became personally
+acquainted with Saint Lambert; and, as the late M. Meaume puts it, "threw
+herself at his head." There is no need to look very far for an
+explanation. Emilie herself is perfectly outspoken about it. The
+temptation came. She had yielded so often that she had not sufficient
+virtue left to resist. The odd part of the business is, that Voltaire so
+readily forgave her; that he continued to dote upon her, to look upon her
+as half of his own self; and that he grew fast and admiring friends,
+almost <i>in consequence</i> of the betrayal, with his betrayer, Saint Lambert.
+Many years after, Saint Lambert very na&iuml;vely set forth his own views on
+the proper conduct of friends in matters of this kind in his <i>Conte
+Iroquois</i>. Voltaire accepted that not very chivalrous theory readily, and
+contented himself with protesting&mdash;"O ciel! voil&agrave; bien les femmes! J'en
+avais &ocirc;t&eacute; Richelieu, Saint Lambert m'a expuls&eacute;: cela est dans l'ordre, un
+clou chasse l'autre."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span>Growing poetic, he says:</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"Dans ces vallons et dans ces bois,<br />
+Les fleurs dont Horace autrefois<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Faisait des bouquets pour Glyc&egrave;re&mdash;</span><br />
+Saint Lambert ce n'est que pour toi<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Que ces belles fleurs sont &eacute;closes:</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">C'est ta main qui cueille les roses.</span><br />
+Et les &eacute;pines sont pour moi."</p>
+
+<p>Indeed, his relations with Madame du Ch&acirc;telet were not those of an
+ordinary lover. He did not look upon her as in his young days he had
+looked upon the inconstant "Pimpette," on the beautiful "Aurore," the
+pretty "Artemire," on the very "natural" Rupelmonde, or the false
+Adrienne. His heart beat to a different tune at Cirey from what it did in
+the Rue Cloche Perce. She was a companion and a friend&mdash;"une &acirc;me pour qui
+la mienne &eacute;tait faite."</p>
+
+<p>There is no need to review the incidents of that melancholy love-making in
+detail. They are well known. It was at Commercy that the treachery was
+detected, and that those half-comical, half pathetic scenes described by
+Longchamp occurred&mdash;Voltaire, mad with a sense of the injury endured,
+firing up, abjuring Emilie, almost accepting Saint Lambert's challenge to
+fight, ordering his valet, Longchamp, to bespeak a coach and horses at
+once, that very night, for Paris. Longchamp knew too well who was master.
+Instead of rushing to the posting-house, he went quietly to Emilie, who
+directed him to let post-master, horses, and coach alone, and report that
+there were none to be had. Her cynically frank explanation, next morning,
+in Voltaire's own room put matters straight and Saint Lambert was not
+only<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span> pardoned but asked pardon of by Voltaire and admitted as a friend to
+both parties. Later came the ludicrous trick played off upon the Marquis
+at Cirey. Last of all, there was the sad ending at Lun&eacute;ville.</p>
+
+<p>Madame du Ch&acirc;telet had a short time before met Stanislas at the Trianon,
+and had begged him for the use, for the time of her confinement, of "le
+petit appartement de la reine" in the ducal palace, a handsome set of
+apartments on the ground-floor, looking out on one side on the Cour
+d'Honneur, on the other on the private gardens reserved for the
+Court&mdash;apartments which were magnificently furnished, but were prized by
+the petitioner chiefly for their comfort, and for their nearness to those
+other rooms, on the first floor (which command a splendid view across the
+Bosquet, bounded in the distance by the gorgeous fa&ccedil;ade of Chanteheux), in
+which Voltaire was to be lodged. Those rooms in the first story are now
+appropriated as a granary. Madame du Ch&acirc;telet's apartments serve as
+quarters for the divisional General. King Stanislas, kind-hearted as ever,
+gladly acceded to the petition, and entered into all the arrangements with
+particular personal interest, as if they had concerned some near relative
+of his. Under his own and Madame de Bouffler's attentive care (to say
+nothing of Voltaire and Mademoiselle du Thil), we know how admirably
+Emilie was looked after, how satisfactorily at first all seemed to
+proceed&mdash;her <i>Newton</i> was finished just in the nick of time&mdash;till that
+fatal glass of iced <i>orgeat</i> suddenly turned happiness into grief, and
+made the palace a house of mourning.</p>
+
+<p>Voltaire was dazed at the loss, unable to command<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span> his words or his steps.
+He tottered out on to the little flight of stairs, where he sat in dull
+despair and stupefaction. In spite of all that had happened of late, he
+declared that he had lost, not a mistress, but "half of his own self." The
+world would be a different world to him now. There was to be no more of
+woman's love for him in his after-life. Lun&eacute;ville was no longer a place
+for him. "Je ne pourrais pas supporter Lun&eacute;ville, o&ugrave; je l'ai perdue d'une
+mani&egrave;re plus funeste que vous ne pensez." Stanislas, kind to the last, did
+all that he could to comfort his distressed friend. On the day of his
+great trial he went up thrice into his room, sat with him, and wept with
+him. We hear little of the funeral, except that it was carried out in a
+magnificent style, attended by the whole of the Court, and with all the
+honours which were due to a member of one of the four "<i>Grands Chevaux</i>."
+It seemed like a mockery of Fate that, on being carried out to be placed
+on the car the bier should have broken down in the large saloon in which
+only a few weeks before Emilie had gathered brilliant laurels in her
+favourite character of Iss&eacute;, and that a mass of flowers, with which her
+coffin was covered, should have dropped on the very spot where on that
+occasion had fallen a shower of bouquets thrown in token of admiration.
+The parish church of St. Remy, then quite new, received the body&mdash;it is
+that same hideously grotesque rococo church now dedicated to St. Jacques,
+overladen with misshapen ornament, whose two lofty but gingerbread spires,
+"bourgeoises, lourdes, cossues et bonhommes au demeurant," as Edmond About
+describes them, stand up, a conspicuous landmark, visible from afar off,
+and looking down<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span> on a scene far more attractive than themselves&mdash;the
+little town with its rectangular streets and squares, brightly-green
+vineyards all around, and laughing hop-grounds, carefully-kept gardens,
+dark bosquets, and luxuriant meadows, watered on one side by the broad
+Meurthe, on the other by the modest Vesouze&mdash;with the chain of the Vosges
+rising in the distance, overtopping those prettily undulating elevations
+with which Lun&eacute;ville is fenced in. The tomb was new, the first dug in the
+nave&mdash;and it has remained the last. A black marble slab, bearing no
+inscription, was laid over the grave. That same black slab is there still.
+It was displaced once, when the rough champions of the Revolution raised
+it, in order to possess themselves of the lead of the coffin, scattering
+about rudely the bones which that coffin enclosed&mdash;almost at the precise
+moment when the body of Voltaire was being carried in triumph to the
+Pantheon in Paris. Pious hands gathered the remains once more together,
+and there they rest in the same humble vault.</p>
+
+<p>Voltaire wrote serious verses upon Emilie's death; King Frederick the
+Great wrote flippant ones. Maupertuis lamented the possessor of brilliant
+powers never put to a bad use, a woman guilty of "ni tracasserie, ni
+m&eacute;disance, ni mechancet&eacute;." Madame de Grafigny mourned over one who had
+"never told a lie:" Voltaire added that she had "never spoken ill of
+anyone." It all mattered little after she was gone. Voltaire packed up his
+things, and hurried off sorrowfully to Cirey, where he gathered together
+the various chattels with which he had made that place more habitable and
+more attractive; and before the Marquis<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span> could seriously object, he had
+carried them off to Paris.</p>
+
+<p>He had done his work at Lun&eacute;ville. He had put the stamp of literature and
+taste on the place. He had set the current of learning flowing towards the
+Lorrain capital, where a year after de Tressan appeared, to add one more
+captive to the admiring army vanquished by de Boufflers&mdash;Tressan, the
+"Horace, Pollion et Tibulle" of Voltaire, but forgotten now&mdash;who in 1751
+founded, under Stanislas' auspices, that "Soci&eacute;t&eacute; de Sciences et de Belles
+Lettres," which soon acquired the name of "Academy," and took rank in
+public estimation almost on a par with the sacred Olympus of the "Forty"
+at Paris. Montesquieu, Helv&eacute;tius, H&eacute;nault, Fontenelle, Bishop Poncet,
+Bishop Drouas&mdash;all begged as a favour to be admitted. Really, that
+Academy&mdash;which is still a flourishing institution at Nancy&mdash;was Voltaire's
+work. Stanislas' fond dream had been realized, and the Court of Lorraine
+had become a foremost seat of the Muses.</p>
+
+<p>Voltaire never forgot the hospitality received at Stanislas' hands. To the
+time of that nominal sovereign's melancholy death, he continued in
+friendly and affectionate correspondence with him. In 1760, after Louis
+XV. had refused him permission to settle once more on the banks of the
+Vesouze, we find him writing to the Polish king:&mdash;"Je me souviendrai
+toujours, Sire, avec la plus tendre et la plus respectueuse reconnaissance
+des jours heureux que j'ai pass&eacute;s dans votre palais. Je me souviendrai que
+vous daigniez faire les charmes de la soci&eacute;t&eacute; comme vous faisiez la
+f&eacute;licit&eacute; de vos peuples, et que si c'&eacute;tait un bonheur de d&eacute;pendre de vous,
+c'en &eacute;tait un plus grand de vous approcher."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span>Six years after that the little drama of the Lorrain Court was played out.
+Blind, and old, and deserted, Stanislas was not even sufficiently cared
+for to have some one handy to help when his silk dressing-gown caught
+fire. He died of his wounds&mdash;with an innocent <i>bon-mot</i> on his lips. The
+Lorrains, who had been slow to welcome him, crowded round his sick bed and
+his hearse. He had done his work. In spite of his failings, his posings,
+his airs, and his frivolities, no one need grudge him that tribute of
+esteem. He had made the change from independence, dear as life itself to
+the Lorrains while under their own dukes, to incorporation with France
+very much easier. He had done much material good to the Duchy, and to
+literature he had rendered very useful service. His Court is forgotten
+now. His Palace is turned into a barrack; and the once gay capital has,
+but for its garrison, become a sleepy little provincial town, in which the
+presence of a stray stranger puts the police at once on the <i>qui vive</i>.
+The hop-trade and the manufacture of <i>dentelleries</i> monopolize the
+attention of the inhabitants; and only rarely is it that some inquiring
+traveller comes to inspect with interest the spot on which was enacted the
+most important scene of what the late Comte d'Haussonville has aptly
+called "the great second act" of the <i>com&eacute;die</i> of Voltaire's life&mdash;that
+act which, according to the same gifted author, might be named "L'amour de
+la science, et la science de l'amour."</p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span></p>
+<h2>VII.&mdash;THE PRINCE CONSORT'S UNIVERSITY DAYS.<a name='fna_10' id='fna_10' href='#f_10'><small>[10]</small></a></h2>
+
+<p class="note">"Quarum virtutum laude hominum animas, dum in hac urbe morabaris,
+mirifice Tibi devinxisti."&mdash;<i>Address of the Senate of Bonn to Prince
+Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, January, 28, 1840.</i></p>
+
+
+<p>There are incidents in a man's life&mdash;sometimes important, sometimes
+insignificant&mdash;which impress themselves upon his mind as if graven in
+"with a pen of iron." Thirty-two years have now passed away, but I
+remember, as if it had happened only a few weeks ago, old "Senius" putting
+his weather-worn face into my bedroom at Bonn, on the memorable grey
+morning of mid-December, 1861, to make the melancholy announcement: "U&uuml;r
+Prinz is doht." "Dat war 'ne johde Heer," he added rather impressively.</p>
+
+<p>"Senius" was our "Stiefelfuchs"&mdash;which means a great deal more than having
+to "polish our boots." And in some capacity or other&mdash;it must have been a
+subordinate one&mdash;it had been his fate to be employed in the Prince
+Consort's household while the latter was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span> a student at Bonn. What
+qualified him for either of these positions I am at a loss to conjecture.
+He was nothing of a valet. We used to beg him, for mercy's sake, not to
+attempt to remove stains from our clothes, inasmuch as in doing so (in the
+only way which seemed to suggest itself to his untutored mind) he
+invariably made two smudges out of one by spitting just a little wide of
+the mark. At least that was the tradition. For any delicate mission, such
+as smuggling liquor into the "Carcer," he was absolutely useless. He knew
+well enough how to bandage a man for a "Mensur." And on the bitter cold
+days of a North-German winter the huge bowl of his ever-smoking pipe would
+be very acceptable as a hand-warmer to those gloved for the fight. He was
+honest, no doubt, and strictly faithful, and that must have helped to
+ingratiate him with the Prince. But his main recommendation appears to
+have been his curious capacity for saying odd things in an odd way, and in
+the quaintest of broad Rhenish <i>patois</i>, which made them sound doubly
+droll. What with quaint habits and quaint sayings, he had become a
+"character" at Bonn, generally popular as such, known to every man, woman
+and child in the place, and allowed almost any latitude of speech. The
+Prince, whose relish for humour was, in his student days, fully as keen as
+ever in after-life, appears to have been tickled with the man's unintended
+drollery; for, according to "Senius's" own na&iuml;vely frank account, he made
+it his amusement to "draw" him, eliciting odd answers by inoffensively
+unmerciful chaff. And this may account for "Senius" remaining in the
+princely household, and experiencing much kindness at his master's<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span> hands.
+If gratitude be a return, the Prince had it in ample measure. That "dat
+war 'ne johde Heer" was spoken with unmistakable feeling, and it proved
+the prelude to a whole string of little anecdotes which&mdash;though not
+perhaps in themselves particularly remarkable or worth repeating&mdash;were
+poured forth with such simple earnestness as sufficiently testified, how
+firmly a sense of regard and affection had taken root in the old man's
+heart, to live there through many years of separation.</p>
+
+<p>"Senius" was not the only person in Bonn who could grow warm upon this
+subject. The Prince's death, indeed, set loose in the University town a
+whole flood of anecdotes and reminiscences, some very trivial and
+commonplace, but all of them evidencing a lively interest and abiding
+regard. It is strange what power some persons possess of impressing men's
+minds. There have been scores of princes students at Bonn since, some of
+them spending more money and making much more of a show; but memory has
+closed over them like water over a ripple. There is none remembered like
+the then Prince of Coburg&mdash;down to the days of his grandson, the present
+Emperor, who, of course, conquered local hearts by identifying himself
+rather demonstratively with the place.</p>
+
+<p>At my time people spoke frequently of "der Prinz Albehrt." All the older
+townsfolk remembered the "bildsch&ouml;ne junge Mann," who sat his horse like a
+born cavalier, and whose mere appearance was calculated to prepossess
+people in his favour. Two friends of mine&mdash;the brothers von C&mdash;&mdash; (one of
+them is now a retired general who has covered himself with glory in the
+wars in 1866 and 1870)&mdash;used as boys to make<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span> a point of watching for the
+Coburg Princes when about to mount horse, from the house of their
+neighbour, Landrath von Hymmen, who lived just opposite. They would rush
+out eagerly at the proper moment to hold the Princes' stirrups, and
+consider themselves amply rewarded with a kind word or a genial smile.
+Travelling Englishmen have afterwards made it a matter of duty, Murray or
+Baedecker in hand, to "do" the simple house "in which Prince Albert
+lived," as they "did" the M&uuml;nster and the Alte Zoll. To the people of Bonn
+the Prince's doings were a living memory. Only eighteen months ago I was
+surprised, while accidentally alluding to the subject in conversation with
+an old resident, since dead, to find that gentleman at once pulling out of
+his pocket a photograph of the Prince's house, which he seemed to carry
+about with him habitually. He knew all the windows, and the gateway, and
+answered questions about the Prince's habits of life as if they had
+referred to matters of yesterday.</p>
+
+<p>In truth, Bonn owes a great deal to the Prince Consort&mdash;more than most
+people are aware. If the University has grown great and popular, a
+favourite with reigning houses, a High School in which every King of
+Prussia is expected to have pursued his studies, something like a "Christ
+Church" among German Universities; if the town has grown rich and
+flourishing, a favourite residence with wealth and position <i>en retraite</i>,
+the merit is in no small measure due to the Prince who, practically
+speaking, first set the fashion among illustrious folk. No scion of a
+reigning house, to speak of&mdash;none, certainly, to make a mark&mdash;had been at
+Bonn before. Indeed, Bonn, with its associations of the <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span>Burschenschaft,
+of disaffection and of ecclesiastical strife, did not stand in the best of
+odours. Hence, when a Prince came to break the ice, of more than ordinary
+promise, and already connected by rumour with a high destiny, very
+naturally, all eyes were turned upon him. His subsequent marriage with the
+Queen&mdash;at that time certainly the most powerful sovereign in
+Christendom&mdash;following almost immediately upon his studentship, no doubt
+emphasised the effect and added force to the example. We see at once
+princes flocking to the <i>Fridericia Guilelmia Rhenana</i>&mdash;Schaumburgs, and
+Mecklenburgs, and Schleswig-Holsteins, and Meiningens. Twelve years after
+we have the heir to the Prussian Crown matriculating as a student. We find
+the roll of students growing at a bound from 650 to 731&mdash;to increase since
+to above 1,200. In short, we see Bonn developing into a different place.
+English folk&mdash;as the Prince's friend, Professor Loebell, puts it, rather
+uncomplimentarily, in one of his Belgian letters&mdash;send their "young bears"
+to Bonn in whole batches, "to be licked." Then the parents come
+themselves, bringing their families with them, to settle there. German
+rank and fashion follow in their wake, quintupling the population in less
+than sixty years&mdash;and the reputation and position of the town are made.</p>
+
+<p>Bonn was a very different place from the fashionable town that it is now,
+when, on May 3, 1837, Professor Wutzer, as Rector Magnificus, pledged
+"Prinz Albrecht Franz, Herzog von Sachsen-Coburg-Gotha", "by pressure of
+hand in place of oath," to be a faithful "citizen" of the University.
+Prince Ernest, the Prince's elder brother, matriculated at the same time.
+There was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span> also a Prince of Mecklenburg-Strelitz, of whom little was seen
+or heard; moreover, Prince William of L&ouml;wenstein, who grew to be the
+Prince's intimate friend; and two Hohenlohes. (Prince Erbach is not in the
+University Register included among persons of illustrious birth.) All the
+wide belt of spruce and tidy villas set up amid laughing gardens, which
+now make Bonn so charming and attractive, and impart to it so pleasing a
+look of prosperity and comfort, were still a thing to come. The little
+town, having only about 12,000 inhabitants, still lay hemmed in within the
+lines of its old walls, the gates of which were carefully closed for
+security every night. There was an air of "smallness" about everything,
+except the handsome "Schloss," which Archbishop Clemens August had built
+(with money received from France) as a sumptuous residence for himself,
+but which King Frederick William III. in 1818, without much regard for
+Roman Catholic susceptibilities, converted into a "double-denomination"
+University. Lutheran divines now taught where the most orthodox of
+Catholic princes had held court. A non-denominational Senate conferred
+degrees where the last Archbishop-Elector, the Austrian Archduke Max
+Franz&mdash;"Abb&eacute; Sacrebleu," as he was popularly called&mdash;had danced with most
+unepiscopal perseverance and vigour. And at Poppelsdorf learned professors
+made the air malodorous with chemical stenches in the same palace in which
+that most courtly of all archbishops, Clemens August, had entertained
+those beautiful ladies who got him into rather serious trouble at Rome.
+But, apart from these costly buildings, all was country-townish. There was
+no Coblenzer Strasse as yet&mdash;only a small<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span> cluster of houses, among which
+the <i>Vinca Domini</i>&mdash;whilom the winepress of the local lord&mdash;and the villa
+of the patriot Arndt, were alone conspicuous. Inside the walls the
+students were much in evidence, rough in their uncouth costume of those
+days, very "Guys" in embroidered "pikesches" and wide petticoat-trousers,
+having long curls dangling from their heads and heavy rapiers from their
+waists. However, opinion in high quarters was not altogether favourable to
+them. The revolutionary "Burschenschaft" had been strong in Bonn,
+numbering Heinrich Heine among its members. Rhineland was, moreover, at
+that time still wholly unreconciled to Prussian rule. Its seventeen years
+of incorporation with France had raised a crop of free and anti-Prussian
+ideas which were not soon to be eradicated. And with Austria so powerful,
+and Austrian sympathies so widely diffused, thanks to Max Franz, the
+authorities had still to deal gingerly with their new subjects. It made
+them wince to hear the words "'ne Pr&uuml;ss" commonly and openly used as a
+term of reproach and contempt&mdash;they were so to down in the fifties. But
+they could not interfere too rigorously. Then there was the ecclesiastical
+squabble, foreshadowing Prince Bismarck's "Culturkampf," and every bit as
+serious and as violent. Only incapacity like that of a Schmedding, and
+infatuation like that of a Bunsen, could have created such a hopeless
+dilemma. "Is your Government mad?" Cardinal Lambruschini is reported to
+have asked, when Bunsen communicated to him the appointment of Droste von
+Vischering to be Archbishop of Cologne, as a supposed "angel of peace."
+The Crown Prince, subsequently Frederick William IV., favoured the
+appointment. The "angel of peace" proved<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span> a very demon of war. What with
+the dispute over mixed marriages, the Episcopal protest against State
+interference in Church matters, the Anathema pronounced by the new prelate
+against the latitudinarian school of the followers of Hermes, particularly
+favoured by the Government and deliberately installed at Bonn, and the
+Archbishop's uncompromising ban upon the University <i>Convictorium</i>, there
+was war along the whole line. All Rhineland, be it remembered, was then
+still staunchly Romanist. Bonn contained but a handful of Protestants. The
+"concurrently endowed" University, planted in the midst of a Catholic
+country, was a standing abomination and a perpetual taunt to the native
+population. The Prince's letters of that time show how fully he
+appreciated the grave significance of the struggle even at his early age.
+It was while he was at Bonn that the refractory Archbishop was carried off
+by force, to be "interned" at Minden.</p>
+
+<p>Under such circumstances it required some resolution for a young
+Protestant Prince to settle amid an excited Romanist population. If to be
+"'ne Pr&uuml;ss" was a reproach, to be "'ne J&uuml;ss"&mdash;that is "Gueux," or
+Protestant&mdash;meant downright anathema. And Prince Albert settled right in
+what may be called a little Protestant colony, saucily set up under the
+very shadow of the beautiful east-end of that splendid old "M&uuml;nster,"
+which traces its foundation to Constantine, and has been the scene of
+Councils and Imperial coronations from the tenth century downwards.</p>
+
+<p>The Empress Frederick, a few years ago, when in Bonn, very naturally asked
+to be shown the house in which her father had lived. By that time every
+vestige<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span> of it had disappeared, and she could only be pointed out the
+site&mdash;a garden it is now, fronting an entirely new building in the
+Martinsplatz, close to where, up to the beginning of the century, stood
+the church which gave the square its name. But I can perfectly recall the
+unpretending structure, a three-storied, flat-gabled house, with a
+two-storied wing&mdash;the old-fashioned windows set off by dark-green
+shutters&mdash;lying rather in a hollow, within a yard enclosed in a stone wall
+pierced by a gate, but generally open in situation and yet, thanks to the
+enclosure, pretty private. It commanded very fair views of the
+Poppelsdorfer Allee&mdash;the favourite strolling-ground, ever since it was
+planted, for fashionable and unfashionable Bonn&mdash;of the Kreuzberg, and
+sideways of the more distant Seven Mountains. It seemed a small house to
+harbour two Princes and their suite, more especially when one was told
+that what seemed the main portion was reserved for the use of the owner.
+But it was a building of considerable depth, and so afforded sufficient
+room for the illustrious inmates and all their not very numerous
+household, which included, of course, the "excellent" Doctor Florsch&uuml;tz as
+tutor, the rather starchy martinet-soldier Herr von Wiechmann, who acted
+as governor, the Prince's favourite valet, and some more. All about the
+household, as about the Prince's doings generally, was marked by extreme
+simplicity, which could not, however, in any particular have suggested
+anything like niggardliness, but merely the voluntary plain living of a
+gentleman who had no taste for sumptuous habits. Meals, appointments,
+entertainments, everything indicated a dislike of display. The Prince's
+trap was such as an innkeeper<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span> living opposite could, on its original
+owner's departure, purchase and use for his business-drives without
+occasioning remark. If there was one material thing in respect of which
+the Prince practised luxury, it was his little stud, which was small, but
+generally admired as choice, and which was, it need scarcely be added,
+much prized by its owner. The hours kept in the little green-shuttered
+house were probably the most regular in all the town. Everything in the
+illustrious student's life was subordinated to the purposes of study.
+Every hour had its allotted task. He must have been an early riser who
+could have seen the blinds down of a morning; and long before lights went
+out in some of the adjoining houses, all was darkness and rest in the
+Prince's home, which was a veritable temple of method and punctuality.</p>
+
+<p>The quarters had been selected because the Duke of Saxe-Coburg wished his
+sons to be lodged with a professor. There were not many such with
+sufficiently large dwellings to select from, and possibly on that ground
+the choice had fallen upon a Professor of Medicine, who could have been of
+little service to the Princes in the prosecution of their studies. He was
+popularly known as "Gamaschenbischof"&mdash;"Gaiter-Bishop"&mdash;to distinguish him
+from the other Geheimrath Bischoff who became better known as a great
+professor of chemistry, but who wore no gaiters. I quite forget whether
+"Gamaschenbischof" was a Roman Catholic or a Protestant. But his next-door
+neighbour on the side of the old Neuthor&mdash;then still an old-fashioned
+arched gateway with a substantial gate to keep out bad characters at
+night&mdash;was the acknowledged head of the Lutheran congregation, then<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span> a
+mere handful, the sparing growth of twenty years of Prussian rule. The
+little community did not yet possess a church of their own as they do now.
+Indeed, for many years after they had to content themselves with the use
+of the bald but lofty University chapel, which for many decades they have
+shared with their English fellow-Christians, often enough keeping the
+latter waiting when their sermon happened to be long, and considerately
+leaving a crucifix as a fixture for rigid Evangelicals to chafe at and
+write letters about to successive chaplains. But the proper stronghold of
+local Protestantism was to be found in that turreted little Ch&acirc;teau
+Gaillard facing the M&uuml;nster, in which Pusey's friend, Professor Sack,
+Schleiermacher's least heterodox pupil, had at the Prince's time his
+official residence. The Coburg Princes, who loyally upheld their own
+Protestant church, were not infrequent visitors in the house of this
+pastor, who was well-informed and sociable, and by no means an
+unacceptable neighbour. Beyond the parsonage, directly abutting upon the
+Neuthor, was another Protestant institution&mdash;the Lutheran school&mdash;which,
+some years later, became a noted centre of attraction to males of all
+creeds, by reason of the residence in it of "The Three Graces," the
+<i>K&uuml;ster's</i>&mdash;that is, the clerk and schoolmaster's&mdash;remarkably handsome
+daughters. But in 1837 and 1838 those ladies were still too young to do
+much mischief, even to so impressionable a cavalier as Prince Ernest. All
+these buildings spoken of, which still stood at my time, have long since
+been pulled down and made to give place to houses of a more modern type.</p>
+
+<p>All things considered, it would have been difficult<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span> for the Duke of
+Coburg to make a better choice of a University in which to give his sons
+the last finishing touch of education. Bonn has always stood high as a
+home of learning. King Frederick William III. was careful, with the most
+luxurious buildings and what was at that time considered a truly princely
+endowment, to bestow upon his own peculiar "pet child" as competent a
+teaching staff as money and favour could procure. And in 1837, though
+Niebuhr was gone, and Arndt was suspended&mdash;for preaching too vigorously
+the gospel of German union, which was then reputed rank heresy&mdash;and though
+Dahlmann, who would have been a professor after Prince Albert's own heart,
+had not yet come, the teaching staff could compare with that of any
+period. But apart from that, there was a tone of freedom and geniality
+prevailing at Bonn which distinguished that place from all other German
+universities. It was the least Prussian of all Prussian High Schools&mdash;far
+more in the world and in touch with the world than all its sisters. Set up
+on "Frankish" soil, which used to give Germany its Emperors; the chosen
+residence, until recently, of prelates of an ancient See, who had
+entertained relations from time immemorial with all great Courts, and who
+had been recruited from princely houses; and, last, but not least, only a
+generation before an integral portion of the Republic, "one and
+indivisible," which planted its tricolor nowhere without leaving its free
+spirit behind, even after the outward ensign was gone&mdash;Bonn nourished a
+more independent habit of thought and encouraged wider and larger views
+than did the "zopf"-ruled universities of the East. It was here,
+doubtless, among the patriotic<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span> aspirations of a "Young Germany" unchilled
+by Carlsbad and Laibach, under the inspiring teaching of Arndt, that Duke
+Ernest, prophetically styled <i>Spes patri&aelig;</i> in an address presented by the
+Academical Senate, conceived that liberal, high-minded and unselfish
+policy which paved the way as much as anything else for the Union of 1871.
+And to Prince Albert, likewise, this must have seemed a wider world than
+that of Coburg; and, in a period of life more formative of character than
+any other, it must have served to prepare him better for that freer sphere
+of action into which he was destined shortly to be called.</p>
+
+<p>Niebuhr, as observed, was gone from Bonn. Arndt was removed from his
+"chair" for saying too freely in 1820 what Princes had openly proclaimed
+in 1813. Dahlmann was, in truth, still one of "the Seven of G&ouml;ttingen,"
+inasmuch as Ernest Augustus had not yet made his Hanoverians to regret
+that they were governed by the Salic law. But there was Welcker, the great
+historian of art, and the brilliant elocutionist, from whom the Prince
+must have learnt much of that close knowledge and warm appreciation of art
+which afterwards made him so efficient a furtherer of culture in this
+kingdom. There were Loebell and Perthes, von Alten, Bethmann-Hollweg,
+Walter, Brandis, Nitzsch, Deiters, Bleek, Breidenstein, N&ouml;ggerath,
+Argelander, Schlegel, Fichte, Pl&uuml;cker, B&ouml;cking, and many more&mdash;not a few
+of whom I can perfectly remember from my own days. The two Princes, and
+more particularly Prince Albert, knew how to turn the opportunities at
+their command to admirable account, not merely by attending the public
+lectures with exemplary regularity, but, in addition,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span> by seeking out
+learning, so to speak, <i>en d&eacute;shabill&eacute;</i>, and drawing from it in the easy
+way of conversation and chat probably more information than it dispensed
+on more formal occasions. Prince Albert was on excellent terms with the
+most able of these men&mdash;Schlegel, Perthes, Bethmann-Hollweg, Walter and
+some more&mdash;and was frequently to be seen walking with one or other of them
+in the Poppelsdorfer Allee, or else on the Venusberg, or along the Rhine,
+keeping up an animated conversation. And often would he ask some one or
+two to his house, or else drop in&mdash;sometimes on his own invitation&mdash;to
+that peculiarly German repast of evening "tea," further to prosecute his
+cross-questioning. "Tea," of course, does not in this application mean
+anything like our own "five o'clock," nor yet quite so substantial a meal
+as our middle-class "high tea," but a light evening repast, such as is
+usual (viz., after a good mid-day dinner) among the cultivated classes in
+Germany, when <i>en famille</i>, from the Imperial Court downward. Taxing the
+stomach but little, such a meal leaves the head all the more free for
+intellectual occupation, and is, in truth, dependent for its best relish
+on the Attic salt supplied by the company. (The "tea" itself is,
+unfortunately, as a rule, indifferent in quality.) At Bonn these "teas"
+became little feasts of reason, and used to be, I am told, one of the
+Prince's particular delights. He was in the habit of discussing questions
+of learning and politics and statesmanship very freely with his own chosen
+little set, Prince L&ouml;wenstein and others. But he knew the difference
+between this and putting Professors (who in Bonn were then not merely men
+of the lamp) into the witness-box<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span> and pleasurably pumping them dry over
+their own tea-table. Nobody relished this treatment more than the
+Professors themselves, who in after-time often spoke of the enjoyable
+evenings which they had spent, and the pleasure of discussing matters on
+which they were masters with so apt a pupil, who knew how to put
+brightness and stimulating interest into the conversation. The Prince's
+enjoyment, it is to be suspected, went even a little further. For, men of
+great learning as these Professors were, more than one of them had
+contracted odd habits of speech and manner, which no man was more quick to
+note and more apt inoffensively to caricature&mdash;in mien and with
+pencil&mdash;than the Prince. We know that he could use pen and brush deftly
+enough. And more particularly of his artist's work completed at Bonn
+several specimens survive&mdash;for instance, the Queen's "Savoyard Boy." Some
+of the caricature sketches referred to are said to have been admirable,
+and no less so the mimicry which, without malice or guile, brought out
+tellingly the little oddities of these learned gentry, to the intense
+amusement of a privileged and very select audience. There was, as it
+happened, ample material. Schlegel, the great and the witty&mdash;there could
+have been no pleasanter companion than he who first made the Germans
+understand Shakespeare&mdash;was, with all his merits, vain and conceited, and
+foolishly insisted upon parading his conceit before the world. He was old
+at that time, and lectured only at rare intervals, but every now and then
+some of that old impetuosity would break out, which in earlier days had
+made him, without regard for conventionalities, pull off his coat and
+waistcoat in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span> the midst of an evening party, in order to fling to his
+brother Frederick the smaller garment, for which in a rash moment he had
+bartered away a good story. Then there was Loebell, the friend of Tieck,
+the uncompromising Protestant, full of historic lore as an egg is of meat,
+and of truly magnetic attractiveness to his pupils, but ugly as a monkey,
+diffident and gauche, and, thanks to his habitual absence of mind, a
+source of the oddest and never-failing anecdote. Perthes and Fichte laid
+themselves equally open to ridicule. The "University Judge" (Proctor) von
+Salomon, commonly nicknamed "the Salamander," was made more than once to
+sit for a comic portrait; and Oberberghauptmann Count Beust&mdash;the Prince's
+own countryman, a native of Saxe-Coburg, with whom the Prince was on terms
+of comparative intimacy&mdash;provided at times irresistible food for laughter,
+not only by his curious squat little figure, but even more by that
+genuinely Saxon sing-song accent, which seems to be a common feature of
+all Beusts who have not remained in their old Brandenburg home. The
+statesman of the same name, whom we have seen in our midst, shared this
+same family defect, and was accordingly known in Saxony as "Beist;" and
+one of the Ministries of which he formed a member was currently spoken of,
+by way of joke, as "Behr <i>beisst</i> Rabenhorst." As droll as any was
+Professor Kaufmann, from whom, long before I listened to the curious
+cadences of his speech, the Prince Consort learnt very orthodox political
+economy conveyed in the prosiest of ways, fortunately relieved by the
+quaintest illustrations of economic truths which could ever have issued
+from the brain of man. He looked like one<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span> of Cruikshank's figures come to
+life, and it was really difficult not to laugh at him.</p>
+
+<p>The Prince's shafts of wit never wanted point, but at the same time they
+never struck painfully home. There was no mimicry or jest which even its
+victims could not readily forgive. Years after the Prince had left Bonn,
+the very men whom he had amused himself by taking off most mercilessly
+looked back, not only without resentment, but with absolute satisfaction,
+on all this intercourse. And when, on the approach of the Prince's
+marriage, it was proposed to send him a Latin address of congratulation,
+and to bestow upon him&mdash;as the fittest offering for the occasion that the
+Senate could think of&mdash;the Degree of <i>Doctor utriusque juris</i>, the motion
+was carried by acclamation, and the learned Professor Ritschl was at once
+commissioned to compose a Latin ode, which turned out perfect in grammar
+and prosody, but which is a trifle too long to be here quoted.</p>
+
+<p>With the students, generally speaking&mdash;apart from his own little princely
+set&mdash;the Prince was less intimate. He would mingle with them in the
+quadrangle, the lecture-hall, and the fencing-room, and he would invite
+them periodically, in batches, to his hospitable table, where, of course,
+he made a most genial host. But I have heard complaints of his supposed
+reserve and coldness, and his keeping people at a distance, contrasting
+just a little with the <i>engouement</i> with which Prince Ernest was ready to
+take part in the fun and frolic of German student life. It was said that
+the coming engagement with the Queen, which rumour considerably
+ante-dated, had chilled Prince Albert's young blood, and led him<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span> to stand
+a little on his dignity. Probably this was to some extent a question of
+manner. But, moreover, it ought to be borne in mind, that student life was
+in those days just a trifle rough, and, knowing what it was, one can
+readily understand the Prince's disinclination to identify himself
+altogether with habits not by any means congenial to himself. He could
+grow sociable enough with students on proper occasions. He is known to
+have been a regular attendant at the <i>Fechtboden</i>&mdash;where, however, he
+practised rather with the broad-sword than with the student's
+rapier&mdash;ready to accept the challenge of any competent opponent; and he
+would occasionally look on with interest at a real <i>Mensur</i>, whenever good
+fencers were put forward to fight. We know that at a great fencing match
+he carried off the first prize.<a name='fna_11' id='fna_11' href='#f_11'><small>[11]</small></a> Even beyond this, from time to time he
+would visit a students' <i>Kneipe</i>&mdash;having duly prepared himself for the
+short nocturnal dissipation with a little snooze&mdash;and join very readily in
+the fun and the mirth, more particularly in such amusements as allowed
+play for the intellectual faculties. He was fond of German melodies, and
+knew how to delight his audience with a song. And when it came to some
+serio-comic diversion&mdash;such as the mock-trial know as a <i>Bierconvent</i>, a
+travesty of legal proceedings, conceived, when ably led, in the spirit of
+Demosthenes' hypothetical lawsuit about "the shadow of an ass"&mdash;he is said
+to have been excellent. But mere beer-drinking and shouting<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span> were not in
+his line. At home he was wont to cultivate the Muses, People still talk of
+a little volume of poetry which the two brothers are said to have brought
+out conjointly in support of a local charity, and to which Prince Albert
+is supposed to have contributed the verse, and Prince Ernest the tunes. I
+should not be surprised to learn that Prince Albert had as much to do with
+the music as with the text. So far as there was poetry and music and
+geniality to be found under the rough mask of student life, the Prince was
+very ready to take part in it. And during the sixteen months of his
+studentship he grew sufficiently familiar with some of his fellow-students
+even to <i>tutoyer</i>. My friend, E. von C&mdash;&mdash;, who was then a boy, distinctly
+remembers meeting him walking towards the Rhine, and hearing him accosted
+by two burly "Westphalians": "Wo gehst du hin, Albert?" "Ich gehe ins
+Schiff," was his reply; "ich reise nach England." The Westphalians at once
+turned round to see him off. That was an eventful journey "to England."</p>
+
+<p>How little <i>hauteur</i> really had to do with the Prince's intercourse with
+his fellow-men is testified by the friendly acquaintanceship which grew up
+at Bonn between him and persons of an entirely different class, and which
+has still left its honourable memories behind.</p>
+
+<p>Pretty well opposite his own quarters, cornering the Martinsplatz&mdash;where
+now are two much-frequented shops&mdash;in those days stood a middle-sized
+house, over the door of which might be read the inscription
+"Weinwirthschaft von Peter Stamm." In later days, under a new proprietor,
+the house came to be more <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span>ambitiously christened "Gasthaus zum Deutschen
+Hof." In this establishment both Princes were frequent visitors, perhaps
+Prince Albert more so than his brother. It was at this corner generally
+that they mounted horse for a ride&mdash;I believe that some of their horses
+were put up in the "Weinwirthschaft"&mdash;and here accordingly my friend, von
+C&mdash;&mdash;, used to watch for them, in order to hold their stirrups. In a
+University town, in which</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Bibit hera, bibit herus,<br />
+Bibit miles, bibit clerus,<br />
+Bibit ille, bibit illa,<br />
+Bibit servus cum ancilla,<br />
+Bibit velox, bibit piger,<br />
+Bibit albus, bibit niger,<br />
+Bibit constans, bibit vagus,<br />
+Bibit rudis, bibit magus,<br />
+Bibit pauper et aegrotus,<br />
+Bibit exul et ignotus,<br />
+Bibit puer, bibit canus,<br />
+Bibit praesul et decanus,<br />
+Bibit soror, bibit frater,<br />
+Bibit anus, bibit mater,<br />
+Bibit iste, bibit ille,<br />
+Bibunt centum, bibunt mille:<br />
+Tam pro Papa, tam pro rege<br />
+Bibunt omnes sine lege,</p>
+
+<p>of course there are wine-shops many, and beer-shops many; and neither
+student nor "Philistine" need ever be in any fear of having to remain
+"dry" for want of liquor. But there has always been some one or other
+wine-house raised a little above the common run, not by any pretentious
+architecture or outfit&mdash;as a rule it was in external features one of the
+most unpretending in the town&mdash;but by the superior quality of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span> liquor
+served. Here would meet&mdash;as is doubtless the case now&mdash;the <i>honoratiores</i>
+of the town, and some other blithe spirits, admitted almost by favour, a
+select <i>client&egrave;le</i>, to sip down, to the accompaniment of fluent
+conversation, not the vulgar "schoppen" of the multitude, but the
+capitalist "special"&mdash;a half-pint held in a massive goblet-shaped glass.
+In my time the "select" wine-house of this sort was that of
+"Schmitzk&ouml;bes"&mdash;which means "James Schmitz"&mdash;in the market-place. In the
+Prince's time it was the house of Peter Stamm. However, it was not for the
+wine that the Prince came to this house&mdash;though in moderation he
+appreciated a glass of good Rhenish, or Walporzheim. In our
+aristocratically organised country, where, moreover, sportsmanship is held
+to be public property, as accessible to the stockbroker as to the squire,
+we have no idea of the fast link which in Germany&mdash;altogether differently
+constituted, at any rate, then&mdash;the love of sport will bind between
+persons of totally different classes. It holds them together like a
+bracket. Prince and farmer, noble and tradesman&mdash;it is all alike <i>quoad</i>
+sport; for that purpose genuine comradeship is established, on altogether
+equal terms. There is no giving one's self away in this, nor yet any undue
+presumption. The tradesman remains a tradesman, the prince no less a
+prince; social differences are merely put aside. Now Peter Stamm was a
+most zealous sportsman, who knew where to find a hare or a bird for many
+miles round, and could spend whole nights and days with his dog and with
+his gun&mdash;more particularly if there were some like-minded companion to
+share the sport. And what was more for the present purpose, he was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span> an
+ardent horse-fancier, and a connaisseur of horse-flesh. His brother,
+"Stamm-hannes"&mdash;that is, "John Stamm"&mdash;was a noted horse-dealer and
+horse-breaker, who always had some good cattle on hand. And, moreover,
+Peter Stamm was a great dog-fancier, and known for having the best dogs in
+all Bonn. From him, I believe, it was that the Prince purchased that
+handsome favourite of his, E&ocirc;s, whom he brought over with him to England,
+his constant companion then on walks and drives and travels. So here was a
+threefold cord which bound together these two neighbours, living within a
+stone's throw of one another&mdash;a link which never broke in after-life. Long
+after the Prince had left Bonn, there used to be messages going backwards
+and forwards. When Peter was gone, Stamm-hannes kept up the intercourse,
+and on one of his travels to England even visited the Prince as an old
+friend. They are both dead now&mdash;and so is Nicolas, the third brother, who
+kept the Bellevue Hotel on the Rhine. But to the present day old Fr&auml;ulein
+Stamm, now eighty-three years of age, carefully preserves and
+affectionately cherishes the few keepsakes which still remain of the
+Prince's giving&mdash;originally to Peter&mdash;and there is nothing that the old
+lady is more fond of talking about than those old days, when the Prince
+and Peter used to drive out to the Kottenforst together, and Peter would
+come home and tell her of their common, not overexciting, adventures. The
+keepsakes have dwindled down to three pictures and two porcelain cups, the
+latter rather rudely painted, as was the fashion in those days, with views
+of the Drachenfels and Rolandseck. Of the pictures, two are portraits of
+the young Princes<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span> taken at Brussels before they repaired to Bonn, and
+showing their boyish faces flanked by two heavy pairs of epaulettes. The
+third, a woodcut, represents some unknown sportsman going a-stalking.
+There used to be other small articles, such as sportsman friends are in
+the habit of presenting to one another; but time has, one after the other,
+disposed of them.</p>
+
+<p>The Prince, we know, was always particularly fond of bodily exercise. At
+Bonn he would fence regularly. And he would swim with as much zest, and
+think nothing of mixing with the common crowd in those rough-and-ready
+swimming-baths which I well remember; for in my time they were still all
+the convenience for river bathing that Bonn had to offer&mdash;a rude concern
+on the other bank of the Rhine, knocked together out of a raft and a few
+sheds. In those baths the Prince did not seem to mind whom he rubbed
+shoulders with. In this respect he closely resembled his son-in-law, the
+Emperor Frederick, whose popularity in Berlin was not a little enhanced by
+the <i>sans g&ecirc;ne</i> with which he would, while in the water, join in the
+splashing and larking of his future subjects, to whom it never on such
+occasions occurred to forget themselves. A simple "Na, Jungens, jetzt ist
+genug" from the Prince would at once warn them back into proper distance.
+The Prince Consort became just as popular among the swimmers at Bonn. The
+Rhine is really a troublesome river to swim in, on account of the force of
+its current. The Prince would have himself rowed up a pretty long
+distance, to swim back. I once or twice swam the same distance, in company
+with Count H&mdash;&mdash;, of the "Borussians," and we both found it quite<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span> long
+enough. A very favourite sport with the Prince was, to tumble little boys
+into the water&mdash;the swimming-master being by for safety&mdash;and then dive
+after them to bring them up. He would select such as were not likely to be
+frightened. And they came to like the fun.</p>
+
+<p>But the Prince's favourite recreation of all was going a-shooting. In the
+near neighbourhood of Bonn there is no very ambitious sport. The more
+venturesome spirits go as far as the Eifel Mountains, there to kill
+wild-boar and red-deer. For this the Prince grudged the time. So he had to
+be content with hares and birds, an occasional roebuck&mdash;and, I dare say,
+in those, early days he now and then brought down a fox, which in Germany
+is reckoned rather good sport. When, in 1858, the Crown Prince, Emperor
+Frederick, came back from his wedding, and found the officers of the Deutz
+Cuirassiers drawn up in line at the Cologne station to salute him, he
+singled out Count F&mdash;&mdash;, of M&mdash;dorf, to present more especially to his
+bride. "I must present Count F&mdash;&mdash; to you," he said; "it was on his estate
+that I shot my first fox." Either Count F&mdash;&mdash;'s conscience stung him, or
+else he realised better than the Crown Prince in what light vulpicide is
+regarded in the Princess's country: "It was not really a fox, Sir," he
+explained with some embarrassment; "it was a wild cat."</p>
+
+<p>There were water-fowl near Br&uuml;hl; there used to be a heronry there. But I
+do not think the Prince went in that direction. His ordinary
+shooting-ground was near Bergheim, on the other side of the Rhine and,
+beyond the Venusberg, in the Kottenforst, a long<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span> stretch of forest, not
+everywhere well-timbered, in which Peter Stamm had a "Jagd," to which of
+course the Prince was welcome. Wherever the forest was a little ragged
+there were, of course, black game. And then, in spring, to the Prince's
+great delight, there was woodcock shooting. The "Schnepfenstrich" was his
+pet sport, and never was he to be seen more regularly driving his plain
+little trap out to R&ouml;ttgen&mdash;where Stamm had his shooting&mdash;the faithful
+Peter always by his side&mdash;than in the four weeks which precede Palm
+Sunday, the season of all others sacred in Germany to woodcock shooting,
+for</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Oculi, da kommen sie;<br />
+Laetare, das ist das wahre;<br />
+Judica, sind sie auch noch da;<br />
+Palmarum, Trallarum.</p>
+
+<p>The Latin words are the Lutheran calendar names for the four Sundays next
+before Easter.</p>
+
+<p>Often Stamm-hannes would be of the party&mdash;often also Everard Sator,
+another local Nimrod and horse-fancier, of Stamm's peculiar set, and
+acceptable to the Prince. And some of the Prince's more aristocratic
+companions would likewise occasionally join. But the Prince and Peter were
+in this matter inseparables, roughing it out on the wooded heights from
+sheer love of sport; and after that they would meet in the
+"Weinwirthschaft" and talk over their common experiences, being
+attentively overheard by a small company who reckoned it a privilege,
+however little they might know about shooting, to listen to these
+sportmen's tales, and bottle them up to retail to others after the Prince
+was gone.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span>There was another very faithful friend, of humbler station still, whose
+heart the Prince managed to capture by his genial affability and the kind
+interest which it was his wont to manifest in others. Nobody could have
+stayed any time in Bonn at that particular period without becoming
+acquainted with "Appeltring"&mdash;or, as she was more ceremoniously called to
+her face, "Frau Gevatterin." She was, without question, the most popular
+"character" in Bonn, and there was no man who had not a kind word for her,
+and was not ready to test her well-known power of repartee by a little
+joke. "Appeltring," of course, means "Apple-kate"&mdash;"Tring" standing for
+Katherine by one of those extraordinary transformations of names which,
+probably, not even Grimm could explain, and which in the Rhenish dialect
+convert "Heinrich" into "Drickes," and "Reinhard" into "Nieres." She was
+an apple-woman, as her name implies, or, rather, a seller of fruit
+generally, and had her stall or tent just outside the Neuthor, close to
+the Prince's quarters, and on a spot which he must pass several times
+almost every day&mdash;a coign of vantage, moreover, from which all the
+fashionable and unfashionable world taking the air in the Poppelsdorfer
+Allee, might be surveyed, as can all the fine folk passing in and out of
+Hyde Park from Hyde Park Corner. She was on that spot still when I was at
+Bonn twenty-three years later, and she was there for some time after&mdash;a
+weather-bronzed, wrinkled old woman then, but still full of chat and
+lively talk, humour and repartee, and endowed with a truly encyclop&aelig;dic
+knowledge of everyone who had been anyone at Bonn, and of his life, and
+failings, and little adventures. Even in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span> Prince's day she was
+decidedly past her first youth, and devoid of personal attractions; but
+she had still something of the halo about her then of a not very distant
+serio-comic little love affair, about which she was made to hear no end of
+chaff&mdash;with a trumpeter (named Bengler, if I recollect right) who lost his
+life in that Russian war in which the great Moltke won his first spurs.
+During all the time that she offered her wares outside the Neuthor her
+stall was a favourite resort with folk who had a spare quarter of an hour
+on their hands, some of them of the best blood. The Emperor Frederick has
+sat on that spot many a time, watching the passers-by, and exchanging chat
+with "Tring," while eating cherries from one of the shallow flat-bottomed
+baskets in which "Frau Gevatterin," or her younger assistant, served them
+from the tent; and so have the Coburg Princes, more particularly Prince
+Albert, who had a peculiar liking for "Appeltring" and her quaint ways,
+her good temper, and her ready answers. Barring the Princes, "Tring's"
+customers were not always prompt paymasters. This necessitated the keeping
+of accounts, which, as "Tring" was nothing of a penwoman, resulted in a
+description of bookkeeping so curious as to induce a learned arch&aelig;ological
+society of Bonn afterwards to publish her records in facsimile. There were
+no names, but rude imitations of a beard, or a tassel, or big top-boots,
+or else a peculiar nose, or a pair of spectacles, or some other
+distinguishing feature about the particular debtor.</p>
+
+<p>The habit of almost daily chat begot a peculiar familiarity and interest
+in one another's affairs between these two people at opposite poles of
+society, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span> inspired "Tring" with a devotion to the Prince which has
+just a touch of romance about it. To her simple but honest mind the Prince
+was the noblest creature that walked the earth. Whenever he failed to pass
+to bid her good-day, she seemed to feel as if deprived of a substantial
+pleasure. For years and decades after he had gone she would relate with
+striking animation little stories of his life in Bonn, and tell of his
+kindness to her. She was indefatigable in inquiries about him, and would
+draw in every word of information received with eager curiosity. Nor did
+she ever hear of anyone going to England without commissioning
+him&mdash;"Jr&uuml;sse Se den Prinzen Albehrt." It sounded very ridiculous to some,
+no doubt. But I venture to surmise, that to the Prince himself that
+broadly Rhenish "Jr&uuml;sse Se den Prinzen Albehrt" would have been a not
+unwelcome greeting.</p>
+
+<p>Most of the good people here spoken of, with whom the Prince exchanged
+jokes and more serious intercourse, whom he charmed with his happy temper
+or edified with graver talk, are now dead and gone. Bonn has grown a town
+of 50,000 or 60,000 inhabitants, well-to-do, bright and attractive, adding
+to its population year by year. The University has throughout its history
+maintained its old high rank. As a new generation rises up old
+reminiscences are dying out. Stories which thirty years ago passed current
+from mouth to mouth are gradually being forgotten. There is so much more
+that used to be told of the Prince, when memories were fresh; indeed,
+there is much that might be told still, only the incidents seem trivial in
+themselves, and memorable only as demonstrating what singular power their
+hero possessed of riveting men's affections, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span> as concurring in
+impressing a stamp of noble principle, unselfish consideration for others,
+of a genial and happy disposition, and laborious devotion to study upon
+his student life of sixteen months. There was, there is reason to believe,
+very much good done in private, of which the outside world never heard. To
+Bonn the Prince's stay was a turning-point in its history; and, since
+elsewhere scarcely anything has been said about that particular epoch in
+the Prince's life, it may not be unmeet to gather together the fragments
+of traditions and reminiscences surviving, before they pass finally out of
+men's minds, and thus to fill a gap hitherto left in the memorials of a
+life which has in its later periods amply realized the promise given in
+the early days of youth here spoken of.</p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span></p>
+<h2>VIII.&mdash;SOMETHING ABOUT BEER.<a name='fna_12' id='fna_12' href='#f_12'><small>[12]</small></a></h2>
+
+
+<p>When Judas Iscariot, as the legend has it, prompted by a presumptuous
+ambition to emulate Our Saviour in the performance of a miracle similar to
+that of Cana, spoke his cabalistic words over the water which he desired
+to make potable, it may be argued that a worse product might have resulted
+from the process than beer&mdash;at any rate from a non-teetotal point of view.
+According to another legend, of wider currency, the inventor of beer was
+not the apostate apostle, but a more or less mythical king of Brabant,
+named Gambrinus. His bine-crowned visage may be seen beaming from the
+walls of most tap-rooms in Germany and in those more or less German
+provinces which once formed, or should have formed, or still form, that
+political desideratum, the "Middle Kingdom." This is a case of <i>ex
+vocabulo fabula</i>. For Gambrivium is Cambray&mdash;the Cambray of the League and
+also of early <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span>brewing. And "Gambrinus" is either John the Victorious of
+Brabant, who fell in a tournament held at Bar-le-Duc on the occasion of
+the marriage of Henri, count of that country, with Eleanor, daughter of
+our King Edward I., or else&mdash;and more probably&mdash;it is Jean Sans-Peur of
+Burgundy, who, to ingratiate himself with his Flemish subjects, had a
+dollar coined, showing a wreath of hop-bine encircling his head&mdash;and also
+instituted the order of the <i>Houblon</i>, giving no little offence thereby to
+his loyal clergy. Not that there was anything at all heretical in his act.
+No; but the case was really much worse. For the clergy, it turned out, in
+those days had a vested interest in beer. That was in the fourteenth
+century, when the liquor was still generally brewed without hops, a
+mixture of aromatic herbs being used instead, which was in most cases
+supplied from episcopal forests. So it was in Brabant. The Bishop of Li&eacute;ge
+possessed virtually a monopoly of the trade in <i>gruyt</i>, and when Duke John
+favoured the cultivation of hops, the bishop's income suffered a serious
+diminution. Accordingly, his Eminence remonstrated&mdash;just as in our
+country, about 1400, and again in 1442, complaint was made to Parliament
+of the introduction of that "wicked weed, that would spoil the taste of
+drink and endanger the people." In the dioceses of Utrecht and Cologne it
+was just the same thing. The bishops fought hard for their <i>gruyt</i> or
+<i>kr&uuml;t</i>, using their crosiers as a defensive weapon, but had eventually to
+give in. From this it would appear that what King Gambrinus really did
+introduce was not beer, but the use in the brewing of it of hops, the
+ingredient over which that eminent saint, Abbess Hildegardis of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span>
+Rupertusberg, had already pronounced her benediction. St. Hildegardis was
+a saint of unquestionable authority, having been specially recognised at
+the Council of Tr&egrave;ves as a prophetess by St. Bernard and Pope Eugenius IV.
+She recommended hops on the ground that, though "heating and drying," and
+productive of "a certain melancholy and sadness" (she must have been
+thinking of the effects next day), they possess the sovereign virtues of
+preventing noxious fermentation and also of preserving the beer. (Burton,
+in partial opposition to the saint, asserts that beer&mdash;hopped, of
+course&mdash;"hath an especial virtue <i>against</i> melancholy, as our herbalists
+confess.") St. Hildegardis' opinion was given in the twelfth century. That
+was not by any means the earliest age of beer; for we find it referred to
+in history some centuries before. Whether the inhabitants of Chalcedon,
+when they shouted in derision after the Emperor Valens, "Sabajarius!
+Sabajarius!"&mdash;which has been translated, "drinker of beer"&mdash;really
+referred to beer, as we now understand it, must appear doubtful. In the
+same way, the reputed "beer" of the early Egyptians and Hebrews&mdash;alluded
+to by Xenophon, Herodotus, and other ancient writers&mdash;may or may not have
+been beer in our sense. But in the eighth century we find Charlemagne
+enjoining brewing in his dominions. In 862 we have Charles the Bald making
+to the monks of St. Denis a grant of ninety <i>boisseaux d'&eacute;peautre</i> a year
+<i>pour faire de la cervoise</i>. In 1042 we have Henri I. conferring on the
+monks of Montreuil-sur-Marne the valuable right of brewing, and in 1268
+St. Louis laying down rules for the guidance of brewers in Paris. Paris<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span>
+was then, as it now is becoming again&mdash;I cannot say that I like the
+idea&mdash;a very "beery" place. Its brewers, even at a very remote time,
+formed a highly respected corporation, using as their insignia and
+trade-mark an image of the Holy Virgin&mdash;their patron saint&mdash;incongruously
+enough grouped together with Ceres, both being encircled by the
+legend:&mdash;<i>Bacchi Ceres aemula</i>. No modern Pope would allow such crossing
+of the two religions. Ceres was of course in olden time looked upon as the
+especial goddess of beer, made of barley, which was after her named
+<i>Cerevisia</i>. Juvenal mentions <i>Demetrius</i> as its name, derived of course
+from Demeter. However, Fischart, a notable German poet, who lived in the
+sixteenth century, ascribes its invention to Bacchus, as an intended
+substitute for wine wherever there are no grapes. Modern Germany has
+produced a very pretty song, which represents Wine as a wonder-working
+nobleman, making a triumphal progress in grand style, clad in silk and
+gold, and Beer crossing his path as a sturdy but rather perky peasant, in
+a frieze jacket and top-boots, challenging him to a thaumaturgic tourney,
+as Jannes and Jambres challenged Moses. After an amusing little squabble
+the two make friends, and henceforth rule the world in joint sovereignty
+and happy unity. At Paris, in the reign of Charles V., we find the local
+brewers, twenty-one in number, so wealthy as to be able to pay a million
+<i>&eacute;cus d'or</i> for their licenses. Under Charles VI., beer had become a
+regulation drink at the French court, and we have our own Richard II.
+presenting the French king with a "<i>vaisseau &agrave; boire cervoise</i>." From this
+it may be inferred that the famous verselet&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span>
+Hops and turkeys, carps and beer,</p>
+
+<p>or, as some rigid Anglican has improved it&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Hops, reformation, bays, and beer<br />
+Came to England all in one year&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>to wit, the year 1525&mdash;is a little wrong in its date, and that beer was
+known earlier. After the date named, we know that it soon made its way
+into the highest circles. As proof of this we have the one shoe which
+Queen Bess carelessly left behind after that lunch, of which beer formed
+an item, with which she was regaled on her progress through Sussex, under
+the spreading oak still shown in that pretty village of Northiam&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">O fair Norjem! thou dost far exceed<br />
+Beckley, Peasmarsh, Udimore, and Brede&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>which shoe may still be seen, by favour, in the private arch&aelig;ological
+collection at Brickwall House, in company with Accepted Frewen's
+toasting-fork.</p>
+
+<p>Saxon descent may have had much to do with the development of our own
+peculiar cerevisial taste&mdash;taste, that is, for beer with some body and a
+good strong flavour of malt. There can be no doubt that, compared with the
+produce of other countries, our beer is still the best&mdash;if only one's
+liver will stand it&mdash;the most tasty, the most nourishing&mdash;"meat, drink and
+cloth," as Sir John Linger puts it&mdash;beer which will occasionally "make a
+cat speak and a wise man dumb." The Saxons always had a liking for beer
+with something in it&mdash;not merely "strong water," as Sir Richard l'Estrange
+calls the small stuff. The ancient Teutons, we know, were all of them
+furious drinkers. Accordingly, not a few of the modern generation hold,
+with Luther's Elector of Saxony, that a custom of such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span> very venerable
+antiquity ought not to be lightly abandoned. Tacitus writes that the
+Germans think it no shame to spend a whole day and night a-drinking. The
+Greek Emperor Nicephoras Phorcas told the ambassador of Emperor Otho that
+his master's soldiers had no other proficiency but in getting drunk.
+Rudolph of Hapsburgh grew vociferous over the discovery of good beer.
+"Walk in, walk in!" he shouted, standing at a tavern door in Erfurt,
+wholly oblivious of his imperial dignity; "there is excellent beer to be
+had inside." And "good King Wenceslas" of our Christmas carol&mdash;described
+as "good" nowhere else&mdash;was an habitual toper, and was "done" accordingly
+by the French at Rheims, where he thought more of the wine than of the
+treaty which he was negotiating. Henri Quatre would on no account marry a
+German wife. "Je croirais," he said, "toujours avoir un pot de vin aupr&egrave;s
+de moi." A modern writer, Charles Monselet, says that in Strassburg&mdash;in
+this respect a typically German town&mdash;"tout se ressent de la domination de
+la bi&egrave;re." Beer lends its colour to the faces of the inhabitants, to their
+hair, to their clothes; to the soil and the houses; and the very women
+seem nothing but "walking <i>chopes</i>." But the Saxons in particular&mdash;not the
+modern ones, but those of the North, some of whom found their way into
+England&mdash;always loved good stout nutritious drink, such as that to which
+the German composer Von Flotow ascribes our sturdy robustness:</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Das ist das treffliche Elixir,<br />
+Das ist das kr&auml;ftige Porterbier.</p>
+
+<p>Obsop&aelig;us says of the ancient Saxons:</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Coctam Cererem potant <i>crassosque liquores</i>.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</a></span>And an old rhyme, still quoted with gusto, goes to this effect:</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Ein echter Sachse wird, wie alle V&ouml;lker sagen,<br />
+Nie schmal in Schultern sein, noch schlaffe Lenden tragen.<br />
+Fragt Einer, welches denn die Ursach' sei:<br />
+Er isset Speck und Wurst, und trinket <i>Mumm</i> dabei.</p>
+
+<p>"Mumm" is our own good old "mum," about the meaning of which in an Act of
+Parliament there was recently some controversy, when even Mr. Gladstone
+did not quite know how to explain it. It is the good, thick, stout,
+nourishing beer&mdash;<i>nil spissius illo</i>&mdash;which makes blood and flesh, and
+gives strength&mdash;"vires pr&aelig;stat et augmentat carnem, generatque cruorem,"
+says the school of Salerno. Very presumably it is such beer as this, too,
+of which the unnamed witty poet quoted in Percy's "Reliques" writes:</p>
+
+<p class="poem"><span style="margin-left: 10em;">nobilis ale-a</span><br />
+Efficit heroas dignamque heroe puellam.</p>
+
+<p>No doubt beer has had a good many nasty things said about it. The same
+school of Salerno lays it down that "crassos humores nutrit cerevisia,
+ventrem quoque mollit et inflat." It also affirms that ebriety resulting
+from beer is more hurtful than that produced by wine. But, notwithstanding
+this, it endorses the advice given by Matthew de Gradibus, which is, to
+drink it in preference to wine at the beginning of, or even throughout,
+meals, and above all things after any great exertion. "Cerevisia vero
+utpote crassior, et ad concoctionem pertinacior, non tam avide rapitur:
+quare ab ea potus in principio prandii vel c&oelig;nae utilius inchoatur.
+Cerevisia humores etiam orificio stomachi insidentes abluit, et sitim, qu&aelig;
+ex nimia vini potatione<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</a></span> timetur, praeterea et quamlibet aliam mendosam
+coercet ac reprimit." To say nothing of the censure pronounced by Crato,
+Henry of Avranches, and Wolfram von Eschenbach&mdash;that pillar of the Roman
+Church, Cardinal Chigi, charitably suggests that if beer had but a little
+sulphur added, it would become a right infernal drink. And Moscherosch,
+joking on the admixture of pitch with beer, common in his time&mdash;possibly
+copied from a similar practice applied to wine in the days of ancient
+Greece&mdash;speaks of "la bi&egrave;re poiss&eacute;e qui habitue au feu de l'enfer." "Pix
+intrantibus" used to be a familiar superscription placed for a joke over
+tavern doors. Then, again, we have Luther barely qualifying the old German
+rhyme&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Gott machte Gutes, B&ouml;ses wir:<br />
+Er braute Wein, wir brauen Bier&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>by laying it down that "Vinum est donatio Dei, cerevisia traditio humana."
+And he went so far as to pronounce the leading brewer of his time "Pestis
+Germaniae." But this same Luther was himself a zealous beer-toper. He
+drank beer, it is on record, when plotting the Reformation with
+Melanchthon at Torgau. He called for <i>Bierseidel</i> when Carlstadt came to
+the "Bear" at Jena to discuss with him the subject of consubstantiation.
+And the two divines used their pewters very freely by way of accentuating
+their theological arguments, and, towards the close of the sitting, even
+in substitution of them. Luther records with satisfaction, in his "Table
+Talk," that many presents reached him from France, Prussia, and Russia, of
+"wormwood-beer." And at Worms, where he was pleading the cause of the
+reformed faith before a hostile Diet, the one ray of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</a></span> comfort which
+pierced through the gloom of his imprisonment was the arrival,
+particularly mentioned in his letters, of a small cask of "Eimbeck" beer
+from one of the friendly princes. Like our modern M.P.'s annually
+exercised about the matter, the German reformer had a fervent zeal for the
+"purity of beer"&mdash;so fervent, that he actually threatened adulterating
+brewers with Divine wrath. He wrote these lines:</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Am j&uuml;ngsten Tage wird geschaut<br />
+Was jeder f&uuml;r ein Bier gebraut.</p>
+
+<p>On the other hand, Cardinal Chigi's Roman anathema is more than
+neutralised by any number of benedictions, expressed or implied, from holy
+men of his Church. There are the regulations of St. Louis, of St.
+Hildegardis, the enlisted interest of the Bishops of Cologne, Utrecht, and
+Li&eacute;ge, the patron-saintship of St. Amandus, St. Leonard, St. Adrian, and
+the Irish St. Florentius, and, moreover, the very close connection which
+from time immemorial monks and religious houses have maintained with
+brewing. In olden days they were the brewers <i>par excellence</i>. In Lorraine
+our English Benedictines of Dieulouard, who maintained themselves in their
+monastery near Pont-&agrave;-Mousson down to the time of the Revolution, long
+possessed an absolute monopoly of brewing, and were famed for their
+produce. And M. Reiber will have it that there are still in Germany, at
+the present day, <i>des congr&eacute;gations de moines brasseurs</i>. Then there is
+St. Chrodegang, a near relative of Charlemagne, the great reformer of
+monastic orders, who particularly directed&mdash;and the rule is still
+observed&mdash;that monks should be allowed the option of either beer or wine.
+And sensible monks, a communicative <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span>Carthusian confided to me the other
+day, prefer good beer any day to bad wine.</p>
+
+<p>If, in face of all this, neither Romanists nor Protestants can say
+anything against beer, much less are Mussulmans in a position to do so.
+For Mahomet actually, though he expressly forbids wine, never says a word
+in prohibition of beer&mdash;thus leaving a convenient loophole to thirsty
+Mahommedans, of which French writers tell us that bibulous Algerians
+eagerly avail themselves.</p>
+
+<p>From all this it will be seen that, despite teetotal disparagement, beer
+comes before the world, so to speak, with very respectable credentials,
+entitling it to a fairly good reception. Brillat-Savarin, it is true,
+admits to its detriment that "l'eau est la seule boisson qui apaise
+v&eacute;ritablement la soif." But "l'eau," says another French writer, M.
+Reiber, "est la prose des liquides, l'alcool en est la po&eacute;sie." Speaking
+more particularly of beer, among alcoholic drinks, M. Dubrunfaut writes:
+"La bi&egrave;re occupe incontestablement le premier rang parmi les boissons
+hygi&eacute;niques connues." And he goes on to say that among the beer-drinking
+nations one finds, as a rule, manly qualities most developed&mdash;as among the
+English, the Germans, the Dutch, the Belgians, and the Northern French.
+Brillat-Savarin only objects that beer makes people stout.</p>
+
+<p>Of course there is beer and beer. The wise doctors of Salerno very rightly
+gave particular attention to this subject&mdash;as well they might, for beer
+was adulterated in their days with no more scruple than it is in ours. The
+Minnesinger Marner, in the thirteenth century, bitterly complains that
+brewers make beer even without malt. There was no minnesinging to be done
+on<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span> such drink. Then there was the manufacture of the aroma. Before there
+were hops&mdash;and even after&mdash;people had a violent fancy for spices, the
+indulgence in which was carried to such a point that the Church, meeting
+in Council at Worms in 868, and at Tr&egrave;ves in 895, felt bound to take
+notice of the matter, and in a special canon laid down the rule that beer
+spiced after the manner then prevalent should be allowed, as a luxury,
+only on Sundays and saints' days. What those spices were may be gathered
+from the following recipe for making beer, which appears to have been
+first published at Strassburg (from early days a cerevisian city) in 1512,
+and which was twice re-issued, under special approbation&mdash;namely, in 1552
+and 1679. "To one pound of coloured 'sweet-root' (probably liquorice) add
+seven ounces of good cinnamon, four ounces of the best ginger, one ounce
+each of cloves, 'long' pepper, galanga, and nutmeg, half an ounce each of
+mace and of cardamom, and two ounces of genuine Italian saffron." Whatever
+might be added in the shape of malt, who would recognise in this decoction
+anything remotely worthy of the name of beer? It is of such stuff that
+Cardinal Chigi must have been thinking when he pronounced beer "infernal
+drink." For brewing beer the school of Salerno give the following good
+advice:</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Non acidum sapiat cerevisia, sit bene clara.<br />
+Ex granis sit cocta bonis satis, ac veterata.</p>
+
+<p>It must not, above all things, be sour. For acidity "ventriculo inimica
+est. Acetus nervosas offendit partes." As the Germans have it&mdash;and they
+ought to know&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Ein b&ouml;ses Weib und sauer Bier<br />
+Beh&uuml;t' der Himmel dich daf&uuml;r!</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span>It should be clear, because "turbida impinguat, flatus gignit, atque
+brevem spiritum efficit." "Bene cocta" it should be, for "male cocta
+ventris inflationes, tormina et colicos cruciatos generat"&mdash;which Latin
+speaks for itself. As for good grain, the doctors appear to prefer a
+mixture of barley and oats. They allow either wheat, barley, or oats.
+Wheat, they say, makes the most nourishing beer, but heating and
+astringent. Barley alone makes the beer cold and dry. A mixture of barley
+and oats renders it less nourishing, but also lighter on the stomach, and
+less confining and distending. The Germans nowadays brew beer of every
+conceivable grain and no-grain, even potatoes. But according to the
+material so is the product. Lastly, say the doctors, beer, like wine,
+should be old, or you will feel the effects in your stomach.</p>
+
+<p>We cannot at the present period dissociate from beer the idea of hops. But
+it was comparatively late in history before hops were regarded as an
+indispensable ingredient. The Sclav nations are reported to have had them
+early; also the Mahommedans of the East. Haroun-al-Rashid's physician
+states that in his day they were given as medicine. In France, the first
+record of their cultivation is of the year 768, when Pepin le Bref gave
+some directions as to the hop-grounds belonging to the monastery of St.
+Denis. In Germany they are known to have been successfully cultivated
+about Magdeburg in 1070. We are supposed to have received them over here
+in 1525. In Alsace, beer-drinking country as it is, they were not
+cultivated till 1802. The soil being very suitable, they then made way
+with such rapidity that they soon crowded out<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span> completely madder and woad,
+which had previously been considered the most profitable crops&mdash;so
+profitable, that from the <i>coques de pastel</i> (woad), which were looked
+upon as the emblem of prosperity and well-being, the Lauraguais, and
+indeed the whole country round Toulouse, came to be christened <i>le pays de
+Cocagne</i>. Hence our own word of "Cockaigne," about the derivation of which
+so many contradictory guesses have been made. It may be interesting to
+note that in Strassburg the bakers at one time used to put hops into their
+yeast, and that in some foreign countries the young shoots of the hop-bine
+furnish a favourite vegetable, dressed like asparagus.</p>
+
+<p>Drinking habits are of course by far the most developed in Germany, where
+beer has really become the object of a cult. Blessed with a healthy
+thirst, which made our own poet Owen exclaim&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Si latet in vino verum, ut proverbia dicunt,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Invenit verum Teuto, vel inveniet&mdash;</span></p>
+
+<p>the nation has seized upon beer as a second faith, "outside which there is
+no salvation." Fischart, indeed, in his verses bade people who <i>must</i>
+drink beer, and would not be satisfied with German wine, "go to
+Copenhagen; there they would find beer enough." Denmark truly was of
+old&mdash;we know from "Hamlet"&mdash;a grand country for drinking. But in respect
+of beer, in the present day, it is not "in it" with Germany. Tacitus wrote
+about German drinking. Emperor Charlemagne felt bound to pass a law
+against it. The earlier Popes, before consenting to crown a German
+emperor, exacted from him an affirmative reply to the standing question:
+"Vis sobrietatem cum Dei auxilio custodire?"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</a></span> Of the old Palsgraves it
+used to be said: "Potatores sub c&oelig;lo non meliores;" and "bibere more
+palatino" became a byword. Maximilian I. felt called upon to pass
+stringent laws. In the sixteenth century Germany went by the name of "Die
+grossen Trinklande." And Luther, when resting from his <i>seidels</i>
+accompanying theological disputations, expressed a fear "lest this devil
+(of thirst) should go on tormenting Germany till the day of judgment." The
+modern Germans have remained true to the custom of their forefathers, and
+have developed it scientifically.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Um den Gerstensaft, geliebte Seelen,<br />
+Dreht sich unser ganzer Staat herum.</p>
+
+<p>The whole commonwealth literally "hinges" upon beer. The Emperor has drunk
+it as a student at Bonn, and presumably still drinks it&mdash;in moderation.
+The German Chancellor, instead of the parliamentary full-dress dinners
+customary among ourselves, invites the members of the Diet to
+"beer-evenings." If a learned professor discover a new bacillus or
+antidotal lymph; if an African traveller annex a new province; if a
+statesman attain his jubilee&mdash;there is but one form of public recognition
+for all varieties of merit and distinction, and that is a <i>biercommers</i>.
+No doubt the great extension of university education has a great deal to
+do with the spread of regulated beer-drinking. The learned classes set the
+tone, and the many follow it.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Cerevisiam bibunt homines, animalia c&aelig;tera fontes.</p>
+
+<p>That has become the general motto. It sounds very filthy to hear of the
+astounding quantities of liquor consumed. But, in the first place, where
+much is drunk, it is only very light stuff. And, to make it less trying,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</a></span>
+the drinkers adopt the Socratic maxim of "small cups and many," by
+frothing the beer up incredibly. Altogether they follow good classical
+rules, which it is curious to trace, and which make their symposia rather
+interesting. Drinking is not the end, but only the natural means for
+attaining hilarity. And there is a good deal of rough geniality about it.
+Like the ancient Greeks, these organised drinkers fix a well-recognised
+&#964;&#961;&#8057;&#960;&#959;&#962; &#964;&#8134;&#962;
+&#960;&#8057;&#963;&#949;&#969;&#962;. They have their absolute ruler, the
+symposiarch, their accepted order of drinking, their proper scale of
+fines. And also, as in Greece, only too often drinking is not a voluntary
+act, but &#7936;&#957;&#945;&#947;&#954;&#8049;&#950;&#949;&#963;&#952;&#945;&#953;, and it is made to be
+&#7936;&#960;&#957;&#949;&#965;&#963;&#964;&#8054; &#960;&#8055;&#957;&#949;&#953;&#957;&mdash;drinking without taking breath.
+There is the &#960;&#961;&#959;&#960;&#8055;&#957;&#949;&#953;&#957;
+&#966;&#953;&#955;&#959;&#964;&#951;&#963;&#8055;&#945;&#962;&mdash;drinking to one another&mdash;which <i>must</i> be answered. There are
+songs and jokes&mdash;though no <i>t&aelig;ni&aelig;</i> and, fortunately, no kisses. And the
+small cups are duly followed up with the large horns, the &#954;&#8051;&#961;&#945;&#964;&#945;,
+and the huge vessels which the Greeks called &#966;&#961;&#8051;&#945;&#964;&#945;. Nay, these
+modern classics even imitate the Greeks in respect of the &#7941;&#955;&#949;&#962;
+&#954;&#945;&#8054; &#954;&#8059;&#956;&#953;&#957;&#959;&#957;. For in many places the well-salted and carawayed
+&#7952;&#960;&#8055;&#960;&#945;&#963;&#964;&#945; forms a standing accompaniment to the liquor. And next day, if
+they are a trifle "foxed," they copy the Greeks in &#954;&#961;&#945;&#953;&#960;&#8049;&#955;&#951;&#957;
+&#954;&#961;&#945;&#953;&#960;&#8049;&#955;&#951; &#7952;&#958;&#949;&#955;&#945;&#8059;&#957;&#949;&#953;&#957;, or, as Sir John Linger calls it in better
+"understanded" language, they take "a hair of the same dog," with a
+pickled herring covered with raw onions for a companion, which is supposed
+to set all things right. There are beer-courts to adjudge upon disputes,
+there are indeterminate beer-minutes to settle the time&mdash;everything is
+"beer." In all this joking there is no harm. As little harm is <i>meant</i> to
+be in the <i>miss&oelig; cerevisiales</i> which tradition<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</a></span> has handed down from
+the time when monks were both the greatest brewers and also the greatest
+drinkers, and, probably, in their refectories and misericords made as much
+fun of the service over their cups as do now&mdash;or did until lately&mdash;German
+students. There is the genuine chanting of versicles and responses, but
+the words have reference to beer. This practice, I am glad to say, is now
+very much on the decline.</p>
+
+<p>All this is scarcely surprising. We all knew it of the Germans long ago.
+But it is a little strange to find France once more&mdash;few people know about
+the first time&mdash;taking her place among beer-drinking countries and placing
+the <i>honestas chopinandi</i> among the precepts of the modern decalogue. The
+French are good enough to explain that they do this, not for their own
+gratification, but as a public service, as "saviours of society," to
+"rendre les m&oelig;urs gambrinales plus aimables." That may be. But the fact
+remains, that the annual consumption of beer per head of the population in
+France has now risen to 21 litres (about 14 quarts), which on the top of
+119 litres of wine (however light), 20 litres of cider, and 4 litres of
+spirits, is a respectable allowance enough. For Germany the figures are
+said to be&mdash;93 litres of beer, 6 of wine, and 10 of spirits&mdash;and such
+spirits! France brews every year more than eight millions of hectolitres
+of beer, and consumes considerably more. To do this, of course it must
+import from abroad. And very rightly too, I should say. For though French
+beer may no longer deserve the description given of it by the Emperor
+Julian, who condemned it as "smelling strongly of the goat," there is
+still little enough that is really good.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</a></span> And it is drunk out of such tiny
+thimbles! I suspect that there is a dodge in this. The "bocks" have grown
+smaller and smaller, till in some places they are mere tea-cups. But then
+out come the <i>restaurateurs</i> with their old disused "bocks," now
+re-christened <i>bocks s&eacute;rieux</i>, and charge double price. That promises to
+make France a real brewers' paradise. But, large glasses or small, there
+is something about the beer which you must first get used to. Accordingly,
+many of those gorgeous <i>brasseries</i>, of genuinely German type, which seem
+so out of place in the Paris boulevards, are supplied, not from
+Tantonville or Xertigny, but from Munich or Vienna, or else from
+Strassburg. For, of course, the attachment which Frenchmen feel for their
+lost provinces had a great deal to do with their new departure in the way
+of a liking for beer. France, as it happens, owes some reparation to
+Strassburg, and more particularly to its brewers. For at various times it
+has treated the latter most unkindly. In the first place, the Second
+Empire unmercifully hastened on the hour of "Bruce," making it eleven
+"sharp," instead of the quarter past which had been previously allowed.
+This threatens never to be forgotten or forgiven. In the second place, the
+First Republic, though it honoured hops by assigning to them, in the place
+of the calendar saint, St. Omer, the patronship of the 9th of September,
+inflicted a very grievous injury when, in the <i>An II.</i> of its era, its
+<i>tribunal r&eacute;volutionnaire</i> imposed a fine of 255,000 livres upon the
+brewing trade, as is stated in the official <i>Livre Bleu</i>, "pour les abus
+qu'ils ont pu se permettre sur leur comestibilit&eacute;." The mulct is explained
+in this wise:&mdash;"Consid&eacute;rant que la soif de<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</a></span> l'or a constamment guid&eacute; les
+brasseurs, il les condamne &agrave; deux cents cinquante-cinq mille livres
+d'amende, qu'ils doivent payer dans trois jours, sous peine d'&ecirc;tre
+d&eacute;clar&eacute;s rebelles &agrave; la loi et de voir leurs biens confisqu&eacute;s." There is no
+talk of "compensation," as among ourselves. To be sure, the bakers, with
+nothing against them&mdash;except it be on the score of weight&mdash;fared worse.
+For they were declared <i>hostes generis humani</i>, and fined 300,000 livres.
+The brewers really paid only 188,000 livres. But that was considered heavy
+enough. In spite of this imposition, the brewing trade in Strassburg has
+made tremendous strides, and continues flourishing. And very much more
+beer is now consumed in the city than wine. For 1878 the figures were:
+121,345 hectolitres of beer and 36,583 of wine. Paris in 1881 consumed
+300,000 hectolitres of beer; in 1853 only 7,000 and in 1864 still only
+40,000 hectolitres. (All this beer-drinking, it will be seen, dates from
+1870.) In Paris, in spite of protection, the brewing interest appears to
+find foreign competition rather formidable. At the time of the first
+revolution, a French general (Santerre), with the assistance of government
+subsidies, tried very hard to oust us from the market by brewing "ale" and
+"porter." This earned the veteran the nickname of "Le G&eacute;n&eacute;ral Mousseux."
+But the speculation did not pay, and had to be abandoned. Having become so
+popular, beer has, of course, found many fervid apologists in France. "La
+bi&egrave;re fait en ce moment le tour du monde. Mieux que tous les raisonnements
+et quoi qu'en disent les esprits chagrins, sa vogue prouve que la boisson
+en houblon est utile, que l'humanit&eacute; l'appr&eacute;cie et en a besoin." So says
+M. Reiber. "La<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</a></span> bonne bi&egrave;re n'est pas une boisson malsaine; elle est
+tonique et nourrissante." So says Dr. Tourdes.</p>
+
+<p>But really this is nothing new. Old inscriptions, dating from the
+Gallo-Roman era, show that Pliny was correct in setting down, at his
+period, the Gauls as a largely beer-drinking race. They had earthenware
+beer-pots, some of which have been exhumed, bearing the inscription,
+"Cerevisariis felicitas!" An old Gallo-Roman flagon is preserved in Paris,
+on which is engraved&mdash;"Hospita reple lagenam cervisia!" The oldest
+beer-song extant is Old-French, dating from the thirteenth century. It is
+as follows:</p>
+
+<p class="poem"><span style="margin-left: 2em;">LETABUNDUS</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Or hi purra;</span><br />
+La <i>cerveyse</i> nos chauntera<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Alleluia!</span><br />
+Qui que aukes en beyt<br />
+Si tel seyt comme estre doit<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Res miranda.</span></p>
+
+<p>The prohibition which Charlemagne issued against keeping St. Stephen's Day
+too zealously by the consumption of beer and wine, applied to France no
+less than to Germany. The French were, in truth, great respecters of
+saints' days in a bibulous way. St. Martin's Day was with them a favourite
+occasion for drinking. Hence <i>martiner</i> still currently signifies drinking
+more than one ought. Another suggestive popular term is "Boire comme un
+Templier." France then has really only returned to her <i>premier amour</i>.
+But in doing so she has set upon it a seal of domination, which is
+significant, as meaning that it is not likely to be readily surrendered.</p>
+
+<p>No doubt beer, having held its own so long, though much<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</a></span> assailed, will
+still continue to maintain its position. There is too much of human nature
+in man to admit of its being effectually proscribed. "Abusus non tollit
+usum." The same school of Salerno which praises beer as a wholesome drink
+adds this wise proviso:&mdash;"Hic unicum de cervisi&aelig; usu pr&aelig;ceptum traditur:
+nempe ut modice sumatur, neque ea stomachus pr&aelig;gravetur vel ebrietas
+concilietur." Sebastian Brant writes in old German:</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Eyn Narr muosz vil gesoffen han,<br />
+Eyn Wyser maesslich drincken kann.</p>
+
+<p>There is great virtue in the <i>modice sumatur</i>. The wine-trade has passed
+through a similar change. Though four-bottle men have died out, the
+wine-trade is doing better than it did in olden days. So it will probably
+be with beer. However temperance advocates may regret it, it is not to be
+got rid of by railing. In truth it is now indeed making <i>le tour du
+monde</i>. And, unless mankind changes its character altogether, it will
+probably go on drinking&mdash;more or less <i>modice</i>&mdash;to the end of the chapter,
+a beverage which stands commended by so exemplary a Father of the Church
+as the whilom Bishop of Bath and Wells, Polydore Virgil, who pronounces it</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Potus tum salubris tum jucundus.</p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><strong>Footnotes:</strong></p>
+
+<p><a name='f_1' id='f_1' href='#fna_1'>[1]</a> Blackwood's Magazine, August, 1894.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_2' id='f_2' href='#fna_2'>[2]</a> The church encloses, in addition to one of the "true" pebbles with
+which was stoned, says M. Bellot-Herment, the chronicler of Bar, "<i>St
+Etienne, cur&eacute; de Gamaliel, bourg du dioc&egrave;se de Jerusalem</i>," that boldly
+original sculpture from the chisel of the great Lorrain artist, Ligier
+Richier, whom we so undeservedly ignore, the famous "<i>Squelette</i>"&mdash;the
+mere name of which frightened Dibdin away, as he himself relates. Durival
+terms this sculpture "<i>une affreuse beaut&eacute;</i>"&mdash;but "<i>beaut&eacute;</i>" it
+undoubtedly is.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_3' id='f_3' href='#fna_3'>[3]</a> Patriotic Frenchmen derive this name from the Latin <i>fascinatio</i>. But
+quite evidently it is a gallicised form of the German <i>fastnacht</i>, which
+in Alsace is pronounced <i>f&agrave;senacht</i>, or very nearly <i>f&agrave;senocht</i>; in a
+French mouth it would naturally become <i>faschinottes</i>.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_4' id='f_4' href='#fna_4'>[4]</a> Blackwood's Magazine, June, 1891.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_5' id='f_5' href='#fna_5'>[5]</a> National Review, February, 1892.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_6' id='f_6' href='#fna_6'>[6]</a> Gentleman's Magazine, February, 1893.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_7' id='f_7' href='#fna_7'>[7]</a> See the <i>Memoirs of the Family of Taaffe</i>, p. 13.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_8' id='f_8' href='#fna_8'>[8]</a> Westminster Review, May, 1892.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_9' id='f_9' href='#fna_9'>[9]</a> National Review, May, 1892.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_10' id='f_10' href='#fna_10'>[10]</a> Gentleman's Magazine, February, 1894.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_11' id='f_11' href='#fna_11'>[11]</a> The "English" student who took the second prize on the occasion must,
+I think, have been Edmund Arnold. At any rate, I can discover no other
+English name on the register. English students were still few in those days.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_12' id='f_12' href='#fna_12'>[12]</a> Gentleman's Magazine, March, 1891.</p>
+
+
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+ODD BITS OF HISTORY.
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+ ODD BITS OF HISTORY
+ BEING
+ _SHORT CHAPTERS INTENDED TO FILL SOME BLANKS_
+
+
+ BY HENRY W. WOLFF
+
+
+ LONDON
+ LONGMANS, GREEN & Co.
+ AND NEW-YORK: 15 EAST 16th STREET
+ 1894.
+
+ _(All rights reserved.)_
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE.
+
+
+The chapters composing this book appeared originally in the shape of
+review articles. I owe acknowledgments to the Editors of _Blackwood's
+Magazine_, the _National Review_ and the _Gentleman's Magazine_ for the
+permission kindly accorded me to republish them.
+
+To my regret I find, on receiving the clean sheets, that pressure of time
+and a rather troublesome nervous affection of one eye have led me to
+overlook a few printer's errors, such as: p. 70, _occassion_ for
+_occasion_; p. 137, _Fuensaldana_ for _Fuensaldana_; p. 253, _Nicephoras
+Phorcas_ for _Nicephorus Phocas_; p. 267, _Polydore Virgil_ for _Polydore
+Vergil_. The misprints will in every instance, I believe, explain
+themselves.
+
+H. W. W.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ CHAPTER PAGE
+
+ I. THE PRETENDER AT BAR-LE-DUC 1
+
+ II. RICHARD DE LA POLE, "WHITE ROSE" 58
+
+ III. THE EARLY ANCESTORS OF OUR QUEEN 91
+
+ IV. ABOUT A PORTRAIT AT WINDSOR 120
+
+ V. THE REMNANT OF A GREAT RACE 145
+
+ VI. VOLTAIRE AND KING STANISLAS 181
+
+ VII. THE PRINCE CONSORT'S UNIVERSITY DAYS 219
+
+ VIII. SOMETHING ABOUT BEER 248
+
+
+
+
+I.--THE PRETENDER AT BAR-LE-DUC.[1]
+
+
+"The Pretender Charles Edward resided here three years in a house which is
+still pointed out." So you may read in "Murray," under the head of
+"Bar-le-Duc." The information, which is apt to suggest inquiry to those
+who, like myself, are fond of picking up a little bit of neglected history
+on their travels, is, as it happens, not altogether accurate. For, in the
+first place, the "Pretender" who "resided" at Bar was not "Charles Edward"
+at all--_could_ not have been "Charles Edward," who was not born till five
+years after the Pretender who _did_ reside there had left. In the second,
+so little is "the house still pointed out" that, on my first visit to Bar,
+in August, 1890, I could actually not find a soul to give me even the
+vaguest information as to its whereabouts. Even mine hostess of the
+"Cygne," in whose stables, I afterwards discovered, some of the
+Pretender's horses had been put up, had never heard of our political
+exile. "_Cela doit etre dans la Haute Ville_"--"_Cela doit etre dans la
+Basse Ville_"--"_Eh bien, moi je n'en sais rien_." Why should they know
+about the Pretender? There were no thanks, surely, due to him. While in
+the town, he had given himself intolerable airs, had put the town to no
+end of expense and all manner of trouble, and in the end had slunk away
+without so much as a word of thanks or farewell, leaving a heavy score of
+debts to be paid--and, up in a cottage perched on the very brow of the
+picturesque hill--for which some one else had to pay the rent--one pretty
+little Barisienne disconsolate, betrayed, disgraced. There was, in fact,
+but one man belonging to the town who had taken the trouble to trace the
+house from the description given in the local archives--a description,
+indeed, exact enough--M. Vladimir Konarski, and he was away on his
+holiday. There was nothing, then, for me to do, but to go home with an
+empty note-book, _quoad_ Bar, and return in 1891 to resume my inquiry.
+
+Even to us Englishmen the first Pretender is not a particularly attractive
+personage. But he is a historical character. And about his doings at Bar
+thus far very little has been made known. With the help of M. Konarski's
+notes, of the local archives, freely placed at my disposal by the kindness
+of M. A. Jacob, of the manuscripts in the _Archives Nationales_, in the
+Archives of Nancy and in the Foreign Office at Paris, of the Stuart MSS.
+in London, and of other neglected sources of information, as well as some
+rather minute local research, I have managed to gather together
+sufficient historical crumbs to make up a fairly substantial loaf--all
+the information on the subject, I suppose, that is to be got. And, at any
+rate, as a secondary side-chapter to our national history at an important
+epoch, perhaps the account which within the limits of a magazine article I
+shall be able to give, may prove of passing interest to more besides those
+staunch surviving Jacobites who still from time to time "play at treason"
+in out-of-the-way places.
+
+What sent the Pretender to Bar every schoolboy knows. We had fought with
+France and were, in 1713, about to conclude peace. Our court had, as a
+Stuart MS. in Paris puts it, showed itself extremely "_chatouilleuse et
+susceptible_" with respect to the countenance given at Versailles to
+James, and to his residence in France--where he seemed to us perpetually
+on the spring for mischief. Louis XIV., we were aware, had expressed his
+desire to render to the Pretender's family "_de plus grands et plus
+heureux services_" than he had yet been able to give. And so, very
+naturally, before engaging to suspend hostilities, we insisted that James
+should be turned out of France. Once we were about it, we might as well
+have asked a little more, and pressed for his removal to a farther
+distance from our shores. Considering all the commotion which afterwards
+arose upon this point, how Queen Anne was periodically pestered with
+addresses calling upon her to demand his removal, one might have thought
+that so much forethought might have been exercised. However, the idea
+seems never to have suggested itself to our wise statesmen at the proper
+time. On the contrary, the one thing which in 1712 and 1713 they appeared
+eager for was, that James should _not_ be allowed to settle in
+"papistical" Italy--the very country into which afterwards, just _because_
+it was papistical, so M. de Robethon's official letters admit in the
+plainest terms, the Court of Hanover was extremely anxious to see its
+enemy decoyed. If he would but go to Rome, that would be best of all. For
+it would do for him entirely at home, M. de Robethon thinks. However, in
+1713 we took a different view, and, as Lorraine lay particularly handy and
+convenient, from the French point of view--being near, and though
+nominally an independent duchy, entirely under French influence--to
+Lorraine James was sent. There was some talk of his going to Nancy. He
+himself did not at first fancy Bar-le-Duc. He feared that he might find it
+slow. The French king believed that in a large town like Nancy, which had
+still some poor remnants of its once famous fortifications left, he would
+be safer. And when Duke Leopold had gone to all the trouble of putting the
+half-dilapidated chateau of Bar into habitable order, taking to it the
+pick of his own furniture from the palace at Nancy, and embarking in
+additional large purchases--in order to make James thoroughly comfortable,
+as Louis had told him that he must--he not unnaturally became, as the
+French envoy M. d'Audriffet reports, "_fort agite_," on being unexpectedly
+advised that after all the Chevalier was to go elsewhere. "Very well,"
+said he in high dudgeon, "I will take back all my furniture. But I wash my
+hands of the whole business. At Bar I could have answered for the
+Chevalier's safety within reasonable limits. At Nancy the king will have
+to see to it himself. That is a 'neutral' town, and every dangerous
+character from any part of Europe--cut-throat, assassin, Hanoverian
+emissary--has access to it. You will have to watch every stranger, to keep
+the exile perpetually under lock and key, to give him a large escort every
+time he leaves the town. To mark my refusal of all responsibility, I shall
+at once withdraw my little garrison of a company of guards from the
+place"--a brilliant little troop, decked out gaily in scarlet-and-silver.
+James, who was at the time at Chalons, awaiting the king's
+pleasure--waiting also for a passport and safe conduct (a most important
+requisite in those days)--and waiting, not least, for money, of which he
+was chronically, and at that moment most acutely, in want--his mother says
+that he had none at all--did not relish the idea of so much restraint and
+danger. So he begged Louis to change his mind back again, and to allow him
+after all to go to Bar. And Louis, having put poor Leopold to more
+trouble--for he had at once set eighty men at work at Nancy, turning his
+palace, "_pille, degrade, neglige_" that it was, to rights--coolly has
+Leopold informed that his first choice is again to hold good, with not a
+word of regret added to sweeten the pill, except it be, that all the
+trouble incurred "_sera bientost repare_." Later, James found the air at
+Bar "_trop vif_" and accordingly thought of moving to Saint Mihiel. After
+that, his courtiers hoped that he would prevail upon the Duke to lend him
+his rather magnificent palace of Einville, near Luneville. And in one of
+the despatches it is shown that their suspicion that Lord Middleton was
+opposing this proposal was one of the reasons why they so very much
+disliked him. But, after all, with the interruptions caused by very
+frequent, and often prolonged, visits to Luneville, to Commercy, and to
+Nancy--as well as to Plombieres, and one or two sly expeditions to Paris
+and St Germains--in the interesting and picturesque little capital of the
+Barrois, washed by the foaming Ornain, did the Chevalier remain, hatching
+schemes, writing despatches to the Pope, _qua_ king, moreover making love
+to his nameless fair one, and beguiling the time with the games of the
+period, until the _Fata Morgana_ of rather hoped for than anticipated
+success lured him on that unhappy expedition into Scotland.
+
+James tries to make a serious hardship of his "exile" at Bar. But he
+might, without much trouble, have fixed upon a very much worse spot. Bar
+was not in his day the important town that it had been. The resident
+dukes, with their courts and knighthood, their tourneys and banquets, and
+all the pageantry of the days of early chivalry, had passed away. The
+famous University of de Tholozan, highly praised by Jodocus Sincerus, had
+likewise disappeared. Nor was the town anything like as accessible as it
+is now. There was no railway leading to it, no Rhine-Marne
+Canal--beautifying the scene wherever it passes--to carry life and
+business into the place. The roads were simply execrable. The surrounding
+woods swarmed with brigands, outlaws, and other bad characters, whom
+special _chasse-coquins_ were retained to keep in awe. Whenever "His
+Majesty" moved from one place to another, the forest-roads had to be
+literally lined with troops to ensure his safety. But all this was no
+drawback peculiar to Bar. The entire duchy of Lorraine was suffering from
+the same trouble--the after-effect of French ravages and French
+occupation. Leave that out of account, and Bar must have been attractive
+enough. Its situation is remarkably picturesque. The castle-hill rises up
+steeply, all but isolated from the surrounding heights, above the smiling
+valley of the Ornain, with delightfully green and tempting side-valleys
+curling around it, like natural fosses, on either side. The view of the
+long, bright green stretch of meadows bordering the river; the laughing
+gardens, full of flowers and shrubs; the luxuriant fruit-trees and hedges;
+the half-archaic-looking streets, venerable with their churches and
+monasteries, and the eleven old turreted gates, as they were then; the
+soft, rounded _cotes_, covered with clustering vines, but looking at a
+distance as if carpeted with velvety lawn; the picturesque range of hills
+on the opposite bank, contoured into a telling sky-line; the dark forests
+of richly varied foliage, and the charming "hangers" which drop down
+gracefully here and there, with pleasingly effective irregularity, into
+the plain; the pretty little cottage plots, bright with flowers, shady
+with overhanging trees, which then as now lined that useful _Canal
+Urbain_; and the peculiarly engaging perspective of the landscape
+spreading out right and left--all this combines to form a truly
+fascinating picture. The view of the castle-hill from below is no less
+pleasing. In James's day the hill was still crowned with the old historic
+castle, built in the tenth century, but embodying in its masonry the
+remains of the much more ancient structure in which Childeric I. had, like
+the Stuart prince, found a welcome refuge--the castle in which Francis of
+Guise was born, who drove us out of Calais--the castle in which Mary
+Queen of Scots, bright with youthful beauty, and radiant with happiness,
+delighted with her cheering presence the gay Court of her cousin and
+playmate, Charles III., fresh to his ducal coronet, as she was to the
+second crown which decked her head--for she was newly married to Francis
+II., newly crowned Queen of France at Rheims. The daughter of Marie de
+Lorraine, brought up in Lorrain Conde, she reckoned herself a Lorraine
+princess, and as a Lorraine princess the Lorrains have ever regarded, and
+idolised, her. To the memory of this unhappy queen, round which time had
+gathered a bright halo of romance, not least was due that hearty welcome
+which the Lorrains readily extended to her exiled kinsman. Most
+picturesque must the castle have been in olden days, when those seventeen
+medieval towers (removed by order of Louis XIV. in 1670) still stood round
+about it like sturdy sentries, each laden with historic memories. Even now
+the view of the hill is pleasing enough--with its winding roads, its steep
+steps, its antique clock-tower, its terraced gardens and rambling lanes,
+with that rather imposing convent-school raising its walls perpendicularly
+many storeys high, the quaint church of St Peter[2] topping the southern
+summit with its tower flattened to resist the wind, with those
+delightfully green and shady Paquis just beyond, densely wooded with
+trees, including the two largest elms in France--the Paquis which, with
+their _paslemaile_, formed the favourite resort of James while at Bar, and
+in the shady seclusion of which he spun his web of deceiving flattery
+round the guileless heart of the girl whom he betrayed. Only to please
+him, we read in the archives, it was that the town council put up benches
+in that shade, which cost the town nine livres.
+
+At James's time Bar was still a rather considerable provincial capital,
+the _chef-lieu_ of the largest _bailliage_ in Lorraine. And in that little
+"West End" of the _Haute Ville_, where a cluster of Louis-Quatorze houses
+still stand in decayed grandeur, to recall past fashionableness, the
+nobility of the little Barrois, locally always a powerful and influential
+body--the Bassompierres, the Haraucourts, the Lenoncourts, the
+Stainvilles, the Romecourts--had their town houses, and there also dwelt
+the pick of the bureaucracy, all ready to pay their court to the Stuart
+"king," to whom even the French envoy reckoned it "an honour" to be
+introduced. The town had its own municipal government--at one time with
+its own _clerge_, _noblesse_, and _tiers etat_; in James's day still with
+its _syndic_, to represent the Crown, its elected _mayeur_, _Maitre des
+Comptes_, so many _eschargeots_, _esvardeurs_, _gouverneurs de
+carrefours_, and so on. It had a wall all round with no fewer than eleven
+gates. When James was there, Bar was famed throughout France and Lorraine
+for its peculiarly "elegant" _poignees d'epee_ (sword-hilts) and other
+cutlery. Corneille tells us that the whole street of Entre Deux Ponts was
+full of cutlers' shops, and no visitor ever came to the place but he must
+carry off at least one sword-hilt as a keepsake. The town already
+manufactured its famous _dragees_ and _confitures_, and pressed that same
+sour wine which "Murray" will have it--on what ground I know
+not--"resembles champagne," and which then was appreciated as a delicacy.
+The sanitary arrangements were not perfect. The _Canal Urbain_
+occasionally overflowed its banks and swamped the entire Rue des Tanneurs,
+in which the Pretender's house was situated. And, together with the rest
+of Bar and Lorraine, the town was still a little bit destitute after the
+havoc wrought by French and Swedes, Croats and Germans, _Cravates_ (local
+brigands) and Champenois peasants, and all that "omnium bipedum
+sceleratissima colluvies," which had again and again overrun the duchy,
+robbing, burning, pillaging, violating, desecrating, torturing, exacting,
+and sucking the country dry to the very bone. Of all the world "only
+Jerusalem" had experienced worse horrors, so a pious Lorrain chronicler
+affirms. Oh, how the Lorrains of that day--and long after--hated and
+detested the French! When in November, 1714, those habitual invaders at
+length evacuated Nancy, the mob dressed up a straw figure in a French
+uniform, and led it forth amid jeers and execrations to an _auto-da-fe_.
+Even after annexation, a Nancy housewife declared herself most grossly
+"insulted" by a French officer, who simply explained the benefits which he
+thought that annexation must bring with it, and in anger she threw the
+_friture_, just frizzling in her pan, straight in his face.
+
+Lorraine had been sadly afflicted indeed with long years of warfare. But
+in 1713 things were beginning to mend. Leopold, restored by the Treaty of
+Ryswick to his duchy--in which, as duke, his father had never set
+foot--had been on the throne getting on for sixteen years. And what with
+the excellent counsels of that best of Chancellors, Irish Earl
+Carlingford, and his own intuitive judgment and enlightened and paternal
+despotism, Lorraine was becoming populous and prosperous, happy and
+contented, once more. Leopold earned himself a name for a shrewd and
+prudent ruler. His brother-in-law, Philip of Orleans (the Regent), said of
+him, that of all rulers of Europe he did not know one who was his superior
+"_en experience, en sagesse, et en politique_." And Voltaire has
+immortalised his virtues by saying: "_Il est a souhaiter que la derniere
+posterite apprenne qu'un des plus petits souverains de l'Europe a ete
+celui qui fit le plus de bien a son peuple_." In fact, he was the very
+ruler whom Lorraine at that juncture wanted. Autocratic he was, and vain,
+and self-important, notwithstanding the homely _bourgeoisie_ of his
+manner. But he knew exactly where the shoe pinched, and how to devise a
+remedy. He it was who first conceived the idea, which has helped to make
+France prosperous, of a wide network of canals. He it was, who, in 1724,
+set Europe an example, which at the time made him famous, of covering his
+country with a network of model roads. And though he again and again
+proposed, for the benefit of his own family, to "swap" poor little
+Lorraine--for the Milanais, for a bit of the Low Countries, or for other
+valuable possessions--while he was duke, he managed to make himself
+popular, and he was resolved to do his duty. "_Je quitterais demain ma
+souverainete si je ne pouvais faire du bien_," so he said. Under his
+father, that brilliant general, Charles V., he had given proof of his
+pluck and prowess at Temeswar, of his military ability before Ebersburg.
+But in Lorraine, he knew, the one thing needful was peace. And with a
+dogged determination which was bound to overcome all difficulties, though
+the stars in their courses seemed to be fighting against him, that peace
+he managed to maintain, in the midst of a raging sea of war all round,
+which had drawn all neighbouring countries into its whirl. He did it--it
+is worth recording, because it materially affected James's position at his
+Court--by as adroit balancing between the two great belligerent Powers of
+the Continent as ever diplomatist managed to achieve. Born and bred in
+Austria, allied to the Imperial family by the closest ties of blood--his
+mother was an archduchess--trained in Austrian etiquette, an officer in
+the Austrian army, beholden to Austria for many past favours--and keenly
+alive to the fact that for any favours which might yet be to come he must
+look exclusively to the Court of Vienna--in his leanings and
+prepossessions he was entirely Austrian. But under his father and
+great-uncle history had taught his country the severe lesson, that without
+observing the best, though they be the most obsequious, relations towards
+France, at whose mercy the country lay, no Lorraine was possible.
+Accordingly, almost Leopold's very first act as Duke was to send M. de
+Couvange to Paris, to solicit on his behalf the hand of "Mademoiselle,"
+the Princess of Orleans. Her hand was gladly accorded. There was a
+tradition--with a very obvious object--at Paris in favour of Lorrain
+marriages. This was the thirty-third, and there remained a thirty-fourth
+to conclude--the ill-starred marriage of Marie Antoinette. King James II.
+and his Queen attended the wedding at Fontainebleau, and Elizabeth
+Charlotte became one of the best of wives, and best and most popular of
+Lorraine duchesses, bearing her husband no less than fourteen children.
+Balancing between Austria and France, maintaining his private relations
+with the one, giving way in everything to the other, was Leopold's prudent
+maxim throughout his reign. So long as he adhered to that he felt himself
+safe. Whenever he departed from it, he found himself getting into
+mischief.
+
+Leopold has been much abused by our writers and politicians, as if he had
+been a deliberate anti-English plotter and Jacobite accomplice. It is but
+fair to him to explain why he afforded our Pretender such liberal
+hospitality. The real fact is, that he could not help himself. He was
+bound to. France demanded it, and he _could not_ refuse--nor yet refuse to
+make his hospitality generous and lavish. There was the additional
+attraction, indeed, of a show of importance, of a little implication in
+diplomatic negotiations and playing a part in European high politics,
+which to Leopold must have been strongly seductive. A good deal is also
+said about religious motives, the suggestion of which must have helped
+Leopold equally with the Curia and the Imperial Court, with both of whom
+he was anxious to stand well. The Pope--it is true, under pressure from
+James--subsequently thanked Leopold in a special brief, "_ample et bien
+exprime_," for the proof of attachment which he had rendered to the Church
+by his reception of the English Pretender, the emblem to all Europe of the
+Church of Rome under persecution. Leopold was an exceptionally devout
+Roman Catholic. He heard mass religiously every day, spent an hour in
+prayer after dinner, and "adored the Sacrament" every evening. He had
+revived Charles III.'s stringent provisions against Protestants,
+interdicting all public worship and, in theory at any rate, declaring
+Protestantism a crime deserving of hanging. In his excessive zeal he would
+not even allow the Cistercian monks of Beaupre to retain in their service
+a Protestant shepherd, though they pleaded hard that he was the best
+shepherd whom they had ever had. So zealous a believer was of course a man
+after the very heart of the widow and son of that "_fort bon homme_," as
+Archbishop Le Tellier scoffingly termed James II., who had "sacrificed
+three kingdoms for a mass." To himself, on the other hand, it seemed
+something of a sacred act to open his house to the "Woman persecuted by
+the dragon." However, all this was but as dust in the balance by the side
+of the compelling necessity of French dictation, doubly compelling at that
+particular period. For Leopold had of late been playing his own little
+game. Things had gone against France in the field, and he had put his
+money on the other horse. He was always after a fashion a gambling and
+speculative ruler, willing to stake almost his very existence on the
+_roulette_ of high politics. At that moment he was flattering himself with
+hopes that the Congress of Utrecht would do something for him. Both
+Austria and England had privately promised--at least some of their
+statesmen had--that he was to have a seat at the Congress table. That
+would add immensely to his dignity and prestige. Then he was to have a
+slice of the Low Countries. To ensure this result, he was "casting his
+bread upon the waters" with a vengeance--spending money wholesale, bribing
+English, and Dutch, and Austrian statesmen with the most profuse
+generosity--more particularly Marlborough, in whom he appears to have
+retained a belief throughout, who most faithlessly "sold" him, and who
+cost him a fortune. At the very time here spoken of our great general had
+been favoured with a fresh mark of favour from Leopold--a magnificent
+_carosse_, horsed with six splendid dapple-greys (Leopold was a great
+horse-fancier), hung with most costly trappings. All this--which proved in
+the event to have been entirely thrown away--very naturally gave umbrage
+to France. And Louis XIV. had not missed his opportunity of letting
+Leopold know that a score was being marked up against him at Versailles.
+France had never stood on much ceremony with Lorraine, from Henry II.
+downward. Louis XIV., more particularly, had done his best to equal his
+grandfather's notorious and most capricious hostility. In 1702, in the
+teeth of international law and of Leopold's protests, as well as Elizabeth
+Charlotte's prayers, he had marched his troops into Lorraine. They were
+still there, indeed, in larger numbers than before. When 1709 brought its
+"_grand hiver_"--still remembered as a time of grievous tribulation--when
+the crops froze in the fields, the vines in the vineyards, the children in
+the nursery, the sacramental wine in the chalice, the water by the fire,
+when Dearth and Famine once more laid their grim hand upon all
+Lorraine--Louis XIV. had given Leopold a little additional cut with his
+tyrant's whip, seizing some of the provisions providently laid up for the
+relief of his subjects, and appropriating them to the use of his own
+armies, which moreover, he reinforced by a fresh contingent of 20,000 men,
+sent with orders to live "_a discretion_." Louis was quite ready to do
+something of the same sort again. Therefore, when Louis said: Receive
+James, Leopold had no choice but to receive him. His letters and
+despatches make this perfectly clear. There is a good deal of talk about
+the Pretender's "estimable qualities," how the Duke and Duchess admire
+him, how happy they are that he has not gone to Aix-la-Chapelle. And no
+doubt the two managed to be for a time excellent friends. But every now
+and then, through all this polite buncombe, out comes the frank admission
+that all is done "to please the king." And we know how promptly and
+unhesitatingly Leopold's hospitality was withdrawn, once French pressure
+ceased, in 1716. To ourselves, by receiving an exiled Pretender into his
+neutral realm, as we have received many such, Leopold never dreamt that he
+was giving cause for legitimate umbrage. No one could be more surprised
+than he seems to have been when our Parliament took up the matter as a
+grievance.
+
+And, to be fair, he never appears to have afforded to James the slightest
+encouragement for a forcible assertion of his claims. His counsel was all
+the other way. It was the French, it was the Pretender's own followers at
+home, it was Roman Cardinal Gualterio, who countenanced, and occasionally
+urged, warlike measures. Cardinal Gualterio, more in particular, prodded
+the Catholic prince very vigorously, in the interest of his Church,
+arguing that "_il falloit hazarder quelque chose et meme affronter le
+sort, ce qui ne se fait pas sans risque_." Leopold, on the other hand,
+was all dissuasion. He wanted James to keep _near_ England, in order to be
+handy in the event of his being recalled--which he seems to have thought a
+likely contingency. When James began to talk of armaments and invasions,
+Leopold dwelt upon the difficulties, the all-but-hopelessness of such a
+move. When, in June, 1714, shortly before Queen Anne's death, James wrote
+from Plombieres, that he _must_ go into England, since he learnt that his
+rival, the Electoral Prince of Hanover, had gone there, Leopold, who was
+admirably informed from Hanover, through his brother, the
+Elector-Archbishop of Treves, sent a message back post-haste with the
+trustworthy tidings that George was neither gone nor going. The reasons
+which led George's father to forbid his visit read a little strange at the
+present day. In the first place, there was that Hanoverian economy--which,
+it is true, was ostensibly disclaimed. In the second, the Prince was not
+to be received in England as heir-presumptive--so that he would not really
+better his chances by going. Moreover, the Elector, "_connoissant l'humeur
+brusque et fort emportee de son fils, apprehendoit beaucoup qu'il ne se
+rendit odieux aux anglais_." Lastly, and mainly, he was afraid of dropping
+between two stools, if he were to stake his son's chances too decidedly on
+the English succession. It was quite on the cards, he thought, that "_par
+un effet des resolutions que l'inconstance de la nation y a rendues si
+ordinaire_," the British nation would _chasser_ its next sovereign as it
+had _chasse_ its last-but-one. And then, where would his son be? For if
+his son went to England, it was much to be feared that his brother, who
+had been not quite rightfully excluded from the succession, might make
+good his claim to Hanover. And there would George be, out in the cold! So
+his father was resolved to play a waiting game.
+
+The first difficulty which James found himself confronted with, and which
+Leopold had to overcome for him--for French good offices were obviously
+out of the question--was the procuring of a passport. Such credential was
+at the time indispensable, for Europe was swarming with bad characters.
+Besides, there was nominally war still; and public roads and even walled
+towns were altogether insecure. In the Foreign Office papers we come
+across correspondence relating to the robbing of the public coach running
+between Strassburg and Paris, at Benameny, in Lorrain territory, by
+Palatine soldiers, who had come over from Caub. And even in carefully
+locked and watched Bar-le-Duc, Leopold advises King Louis that, with "a
+fourth company of his regiment of guards" added to the local force,
+besides twenty-five _chevaux-legers_ and twenty-five _gardes-du-corps_ to
+act as escort, he can answer for the Pretender's safety only against
+attacking parties of not more than fifty or a hundred at the outside,
+which, he says, ought to be borne in mind, "_si armees se mettoient en
+campagne_." Queen Mary only expresses what everyone felt when she says
+that it is to be apprehended "_que quelque mechant en se servissent de
+l'occasion pour faire un mechant coup_." She accordingly begs the
+"_commnote_" of Chaillot to pray for "the king's" safety.
+
+In 1714 the Emperor, who was the principal sovereign to be petitioned,
+would not make out a passport for James, to enable him to move into
+Germany--though professedly willing to give the Stuart his niece in
+marriage, and avowedly not a little put out with England, but yet desirous
+of avoiding offence to King George. In 1713 he raised no difficulty.
+Indeed, at Leopold's instance he was obliging enough to supplement his
+passport with a special letter of commendation very kindly worded. And he
+carefully avoided treading on corns either way by not naming James in the
+document--for all of which Leopold takes great credit. But it appears that
+plenty more potentates besides the Emperor had to be solicited. And the
+two Electors, of Hanover and of Brandenburg, were obdurate in their
+refusal--in agreement for once. It was a ticklish matter; for without
+their safe-conduct James could scarcely be counted secure. On the other
+hand, if their safe-conducts were to be waited for, the Emperor would of a
+surety take offence, as if his own passport were judged insufficient.
+Leopold, being great on etiquette, took the last-named to be the more
+serious danger, and advised running the risk--more particularly since he
+had been advised by his envoy in London, Baron Foerstner, that Queen Anne
+had privately granted what amounted to a passport to her brother for going
+into Lorraine. That was taken to settle the matter, and James put himself
+_en route_.
+
+It was on the 22d of February, 1713, that he reached Bar, closely guarded
+and travelling _incognito_, on which account an official reception in Bar
+was dispensed with, though the French artillery at Toul had fired a
+salute. The council were under strict injunctions to omit nothing which
+might conduce to their visitor's safety, or minister to his comfort, or
+that was conventionally due to a crowned head. Accordingly, we find them
+in their next sitting, on the 25th February, passing a whole string of
+votes and resolutions having reference to his arrival and his safety in
+the town. The police and _chasse-coquins_ are forthwith put on the alert,
+sentries are placed at all corners, and, to accommodate them, a whole
+number of new sentry-boxes are put up. The authorities are directed to
+question every stranger coming into the town carefully, and, if there
+should appear to be anything suspicious about any one, rigorously to
+detain him and report the case at once by express courier to Luneville.
+Iron _grilles_ are put up. All the postern-gates are walled up, so is one
+of the principal entrances, and so is--in spite of sanitary
+considerations--a main sewer passing through the wall. Soldiers were a
+good deal less squeamish in those days than they are now, and sewers had
+served for many a surprise in the Thirty Years' War. The remaining ten
+gates are to be carefully watched, and never opened before 5 A.M., nor
+left open after 8 P.M. Billets are issued for the overflow of James's
+suite, which appears to have been numerous, and stable-room is bespoken
+for his horses. James evidently was an inconvenient visitor to house. For
+he would have all his large apparatus of Court and Household close to
+him--chamberlains, kitchen, kennel, and all. Mrs Strickland praises his
+habitual economy. His doings in Lorraine do not bear out that praise. From
+the Nairne MSS. in the British Museum (which give a full list) we know
+that in 1709 and 1710 his household comprised above 120 persons, from the
+secretaries down to the grooms' helper, drawing salaries of from 12 to 675
+livres _per mensem_. There was the Comptroller, Mr. Bous, who retailed
+the anecdotes of the Court to Lady Middleton; a clerk of the green cloth,
+a yeoman baker, a yeoman confectioner, a yeoman of the chaundry, Jeremiah
+Browne, "Esq.," master-cook, a water-carrier, and a scourer. There were
+yeomen's scullery assistants, confessors and chaplains, a doctor, a
+"chyrurgien," and an apothecary, a "rideing purveyor," and a "chaiseman,"
+"Lady Maclane, laundress," pursuivants, and necessary women--all that
+belongs to a royal household. And the whole establishment cost "19,412
+lstrs. _per mensem_." All these people did not go to Bar, but a good many
+did. And there were a crowd more, for whom the town had to provide. For we
+read in the Macpherson Papers that all "Peacock's family"--_i.e._, all
+Protestant refugees who had been at "Stanley," _i.e._, at St.
+Germains--had followed the Chevalier to Bar. There was not one of them
+left. So writes the Queen. And the Duke states, quite independently of
+this, that the Pretender is surrounded with Protestant exiles. Altogether
+James's Court ran up a goodly bill, which it was disappointing to the town
+afterwards to find that, though incurred by express order of the Duke, the
+burgesses were expected to meet out of their own funds. To enable them to
+do so, Leopold allowed the council to appropriate the _deniers_ of the
+_octroi_ to their involuntary hospitality.
+
+The more or less Protestant colouring given to the refugee establishment
+was scarcely palatable to the very orthodox population of Bar. But James
+was playing, not to the Bar pit, but to the English gallery. "Downs or
+Leslie should at once go there," so we find O'Rourke writing to Middleton
+early in 1713. Leslie did go soon after, and the Chevalier, as his
+advocates take credit, prevailed upon the Duke to relax his rigid rule in
+one instance, and allow Protestant service in an upper room in James's
+house. That was in the "Rue Neve." The upper room, which, we read, was
+just over James's own apartment, cannot have been large. So it is to be
+feared that the service was not over well attended. But it was enough to
+save appearances, and to give the Jacobites of England a shadow of reason
+for declaring, as they did, that James really was a Protestant. James
+himself spoke a very different language. "He would rather abandon all than
+act against his conscience and his honour." He protested over and over
+again that "all the crowns in the world would not make him change his
+religion."
+
+Thanks to King Louis's perpetual ordering and countermanding, when James
+got to Bar, the chateau was once more as bare and uninhabitable as ever it
+had been, and for a few days the Pretender had to be content with the same
+rather humble house which he was destined subsequently to occupy for a
+considerable time, in the "Rue des Tanneurs"--Number 22, Rue Neve, it is
+now--a plain, square, three-storeyed building (counting the upper range of
+rooms, which is very low, as a storey). This is described as at the time
+"the principal house" in the town, the property of one of the most
+distinguished residents, Councillor of State M. Marchal. It has eight
+windows frontage, facing severally the Rue Neve and the Rue des Pressoirs,
+and abutting width-ways on the very narrow passage Rue St. Antoine. A few
+days later, however, we find the Pretender safely established in the
+chateau, and there on the 9th of March he receives the Duke of Lorraine
+and his brother Francois, Abbe of Stavelot, with an amount of circumstance
+and scrupulous weighing of precedences which is described with rather
+amusing minuteness in the 'Gazette de France.' Not to hurt James's
+feelings--to whom royal honours could not be openly shown, out of
+consideration for Queen Anne--Leopold ordered that he himself should not
+be received with the usual ceremonial, troops under arms, and councillors
+presenting addresses. But the Lorrains were a devotedly loyal population.
+They would not be forbidden. The whole population of the town and of all
+the surrounding district crowded into the streets, to receive the ruler of
+the land with shouts of welcome. James, being the resident, played the
+host at Bar. There was, a dinner, a supper, and a long private talk in the
+chateau, with the result, we read, that the two princes at once became
+fast friends. James, we know, though wanting in most of the qualities
+which are regarded as specifically manly, was a good-looking and agreeable
+fellow enough. As for Leopold, with his experience of Courts, and his kind
+and considerate disposition, he could not very well prove otherwise than a
+pleasant companion and a kind patron. We have plenty of portraits of him
+left, limned both with pen and with brush. Short and stumpy,
+round-bellied, red-faced, with a free allowance of pimples, and, moreover,
+with those abnormally stout legs which remained his most striking outward
+characteristic to his dying day, he must have looked a veritable _Jacques
+Bonhomme_ put into a full-bottomed wig and court-dress. There is a tale to
+those legs. Leopold came into the world about two months before his time,
+_very_ sickly and _very_ delicate. More particularly his legs were very
+spindles. Under a special treatment designed to remedy this defect, they
+grew just as much too big as previously they had been too thin. Terrible
+stickler for etiquette that Leopold was, and intent upon lavish display,
+when occasion seemed to demand it, both himself and his wife were
+simplicity itself when such occasion was withdrawn. They could talk to a
+peasant in the peasant's brogue about his _ouiettes_ and his hemp. One of
+the princesses thought nothing of accepting a lift home in a market-cart,
+and, as the driver commendingly related, showed herself "_bien sage_."
+"_Cousine_," said the Duchess to the Duchess of Elboeuf, "_restez chez
+nous, nous avons un bon gigot_." This simplicity and familiarity with
+humble ways as a matter of course made the Duke and Duchess popular. But
+what helped them more than anything to gain their people's hearts was
+their remarkable readiness to enter into all those local _fetes_ which
+long custom had sanctioned as common to both high and low. The French
+occupation had made a long break in the observance of those _fetes_. How
+should the Lorrains "sing songs" in what had become to them practically "a
+strange land?" For something like thirty years their harps remained hung
+up upon the willow-trees. Great, however, was the joy when at the first
+_Fete de la Veille des Rois_--kept in commemoration of the brilliant
+victory achieved over Charles the Bold in 1476--and at the _Brandons_ or
+_Faschinottes_,[3] following that _fete_, the Duke and Duchess appeared
+in person among the merry-makers, entering most good-humouredly and,
+indeed, jovially into all their doings. Of the many local customs which
+Lorraine boasts, the _Brandons_ was at that time still the particular
+favourite. It had been handed down from hoary antiquity. Every couple
+married since the last _Brandons_ was expected to join. The husband had to
+provide himself with a faggot or log of wood, and carry it in procession
+through the town, accompanied by his wife, along a roundabout route
+prescribed by custom, to the Duke's palace, march three times past the
+Duke's window, and then deposit the piece of fuel on a huge pyramidal pyre
+built up in the ducal courtyard. Some couples went on foot, others rode on
+horseback. All were dressed in their best, and the procession must have
+looked exceedingly picturesque. Every lady was expected to wear some
+little ornament--generally made of silver--specially devised to indicate
+either her calling or her station in life: a coronet, or a sickle, or
+whatever it might be. The streets were lined with people, who freely
+expended their wit--a pretty ready one--in chaff pointed at the new
+victims to matrimony, who in their turn were expected to put on a most
+dejected look, as if seriously repenting the allegiance rashly entered
+into to Hymen. In the evening the pyre was lighted, and round this huge
+bonfire people made mildly merry with gambols and dances. Tables were
+spread, at the Duke's cost, richly laden with viands and native wine. In
+1698, at the first revival of the _Brandons_ after a long pause, the file
+of matrimonial victims was, of course, quite exceptionally long. It was a
+delightful surprise to the crowd to see at its head the Duke and Duchess
+themselves, newly married as they were--the Duchess, being slightly
+_enceinte_ with her first-born, wearing at her girdle a little silver
+cradle. That was not all. In the evening Leopold mixed freely with the
+revellers, stopped at table after table, drank here and drank there,
+proposing a toast or responding to one,--with the result that the people
+went half-mad with enthusiasm. Not a tumbler had the Duke drunk out of,
+which was not religiously treasured as a relic. And long after the French
+had forced their yoke firmly home upon the shrinking neck of unwilling
+Lorraine, those tumblers were still shown to growing children as memorials
+of the "good old time." At the carnival, which followed the _Brandons_,
+Leopold and Elizabeth Charlotte were again to the fore. They did not mind
+figuring in public--even sometimes on an amateur stage. Leopold once
+appeared masked as Sultan--his consort, not quite appropriately, as an
+Odalisk; but the loyal Lorrains saw nothing incongruous in that dress.
+
+The striking difference very apparent in the characters severally of host
+and guest in our little chapter of history, may have helped to draw them
+together all the more closely. James was in his ordinary mood anything but
+mirthful. References to him are frequent in the correspondence as being
+"terribly sad," or else "very pensive, which is his ordinary humour,"
+"_tres serieux et reserve_," so much so that "_rien ne l'auoit pu tirer de
+la profonde melancolie ou il etoit_," and so on. Yet he could be merry,
+too, and more in particular he loved a dance. At one ball, given in the
+Palace at Luneville, we read that he managed particularly to ingratiate
+himself with the ladies who were past their first bloom, by an act of
+undoubted chivalry. They wanted badly to dance, but dared not, while the
+Duchess was sitting. And the Duchess considered herself too much of a
+matron to foot it with the young ones. James, however, made her. He would
+take no refusal. The dead room became reanimated once more, and many an
+aging heart in its night-thoughts blessed the gallant _pretendant_. James,
+we are told, was a prominent figure in the Nancy _Brandons_ and Carnival,
+kept with peculiar _eclat_ in 1715, after a fresh break of thirteen years,
+due to French occupation. Court chroniclers seem to consider that the
+presence of "_Le Roi d'Angleterre_" added peculiar lustre to that
+performance.
+
+Reporting himself after his visit to Bar, as in duty bound, to King Louis,
+Leopold declares himself "_charme de l'esprit, de la sagesse, de la
+douceur et des manieres gracieuses de M. le Chevalier de Saint Georges_."
+The 'Journal de Verdun,' drawing its information, of course, from official
+sources, announces that after their first encounter the two princes "_se
+separerent extremement satisfaits l'un de l'autre_" in "_parfaite amitie
+bien cimentee_." Of James it will have it that he is "_d'un caractere si
+doux, si affable, et si populair, qu'il s'est bientot acquis, de tous ceux
+qui ont eu l'honneur de le voir, le respect et la veneration dus a sa
+vertu et a sa naissance_."
+
+Leopold gone, the time passed, on the whole, quietly at Bar. There were
+occasional alarms, when some suspicious stranger had been seized. On one
+occasion, again, there is some talk of a "poisoned letter," sent in an
+ingenious fashion. To Louis, we find, the Duke appeared a little too
+forward in warning James of these dangers, as if he wanted to frighten his
+guest into quitting Lorraine. To vary the little episodes, there was the
+famous _coequre_, who so much amused Queen Mary Beatrice's companions with
+his odd manners and his "thou"-ing. "The Spirit had moved him," as we
+know, to inform James that he was to rule over England, in which country
+there were plenty of well-wishers to support him. Were money wanted, he
+said that his friends would readily combine to raise some millions. They
+did not, welcome as the money would have been to James, whom we find
+continually complaining of want of funds. In the cipher despatches the
+common burden is, that "Mr. Parton" will not "deliver the goods." There is
+another prophetic person to encourage the Pretender, a nun of the
+"Monastere de Sainte Marie del Roma," near Montevallo--accredited by her
+superior, who writes to the Marquis Spada that her prophecies have never
+failed to come true. If he escapes the many traps set for him in 1715, so
+the nun says, James will certainly become King of England. Occasionally
+also there are little tiffs between English visitors and Barisien
+residents. What English, Scotch, and Irish there were there, we do not
+know for certain, but there were a goodly number, and not all of the best
+manners. Noel, who is a good historian on Lorrain things, but a little at
+fault on English, will have it that among these people was "_Lord Chatham,
+qui devint plus tard si celebre_." Occasionally there was a visitor coming
+on the sly with news--such as the Duke of Berwick, whose visits were at
+one time frequent--or, towards the end of the sojourn, the banished Lord
+Bolingbroke, and "Le Comte de Peterborough" travelling under the pseudonym
+of "Schmit." Marlborough did not come himself, but he sent an aide-de-camp
+on a confidential mission to Luneville, overflowing with pleasant words,
+and through him be begged particularly to be well and promptly advised on
+the Chevalier's movements, since "_Le salut d'Angleterre_" might depend
+upon this. The Duke of Lorraine was not particularly impressed with
+James's followers, especially after Lord Middleton was gone. "_Ce ne sont
+que des gens d'un caractere fort mediocre_," he writes. They talk about
+things which affect their chief with the utmost freedom. In Mr Higgons,
+who had succeeded Lord Middleton, he could discern no merit whatever. As
+for Lord Middleton, he found him "_fort reserve et voulant dominer seul_."
+He gives him credit for capacity and zeal, but censures him as being
+"_timide et irresolu_." All the rest, he says, are "_de jeunes gens qui ne
+pouuoint souffrir ce Milord, et qui auoint eu l'imprudence de dire a
+Luneville qu'il etoit si fort hay en Angleterre que les plus zelez
+partisans de leur Maitre auoint temoigne qu'ils ne feroint jamais rien
+pour ces interests tant qu'il l'auroit au-prez de luy_." All these men
+evidently have very little knowledge of what is going on at home, he says.
+There is no one in whose judgment the Pretender might repose any faith
+except it be the Earl of Oxford or Lord Bolingbroke.
+
+On the whole, the Pretender's life at Bar, though perhaps a little
+monotonous, can scarcely have been unpleasant. He made friends with the
+local _haute volee_, asking them to dinner, and being asked back--and
+borrowed money from them whenever he could. His especial friends were the
+Marquis de Bassompierre, from whom he borrowed 15,000 livres, which the
+Duke repaid in 1719, and M. de Rousselle. A good deal of time the
+Chevalier spent in his closet, with Nairne, or Higgons, or Middleton,
+concocting plans and dictating long memorials to the Pope, or else to
+Cardinal Gualterio, advocating the canonisation of Bellarmine,
+recommending _proteges_ for places which they never got, and insisting on
+his right to nominate bishops to Irish sees, the names of which he could
+not spell. At off-times he played _reversi_, _boston_, and _ombre_, and
+occasionally _petit palet_, which is an aristocratic form of
+chuck-farthing. Then there was the pleasure of the chase, of which we know
+from Father Leslie that James was a tolerably keen votary. In Lorraine the
+diversion of _venerie_ was held in high estimation, though reserved only
+for very great magnates, and guarded by a ring-fence of the strictest
+enactments against vulgar intrusion. Poaching accordingly came to be a
+very common offence. "Ground game," indeed--at any rate rabbits--it was
+open to all to shoot. "High game"--_i.e._, deer--on the other hand, was
+reserved within certain limits exclusively for the Duke. Within about
+eight miles of the Duke's palaces, in what were called the ducal
+_plaisirs_, not even nobles of the highest rank were permitted to shoot or
+hunt. No dogs belonging to private persons were allowed in the fields near
+those _plaisirs_, on any pretence whatever, be the deer, and boars, and
+wolves, ever so troublesome. Even shepherds' dogs and watch-dogs must have
+their hamstrings cut, or else a log tied round their necks. And in some
+districts every Parish was required by law to provide a _louviere_ or
+wolf's pit, 20 feet deep, 18 feet wide at its bottom, and 12 at its
+opening. From "_le haut puissant messire_" Jean de Ligniville's most
+amusing disquisitions on "_La Meutte et Venerie_" we learn that the
+district about Bar was "_tres boise_" and well stocked with game of every
+description, which, local chroniclers tell us, James was frequently
+occupied in hunting. Lorrain and English hunting were not then as far
+apart in their general features as one might be tempted to assume. English
+kings had more than once sent presents of English hounds to Lorrain
+dukes--Charles III. received from James I. a present of eighty harriers at
+a time. And more than one Lorrain grandee came over to hunt and shoot
+here. Ligniville himself, the Duke's _Grand Veneur_ (under Charles IV.),
+had frequently hunted in England, and expressed himself especially
+delighted with the sport in which he had joined in Yorkshire. On the
+whole, he appears to have considered English hounds superior to
+French--less eager at first, but with more stay in them--and he was proud
+of having received presents of some from the Prince of Wales of his time
+(Charles I.), "Milord de Hee," and from "Milord Howard." But a cross
+between English and French hounds he seems to have regarded as the _ne
+plus ultra_ of excellence. "Puss" was very much persecuted in the valley
+of the Meuse, furnishing by its exceptional swiftness and skill in
+swimming almost too good sport, "_contre montant l'eauee tellement viste
+que les chiens ne les pouuoint pas aborder_." James's hunting sometimes
+led him into adventures, and on one occasion nearly saddled his host with
+a diplomatic difficulty. Riding hard, he once got to the little town of
+Ligny at nightfall, some eight miles from Bar, in a vassal territory
+belonging, under the Duke of Lorraine, to Montmorency, Duke of Luxemburg.
+The Duke of Luxemburg, being rather a big vassal, was in consequence also
+a very troublesome one, and the Lorrain Court and his officers frequently
+found themselves at loggerheads. To James, coming from Bar, with fifty
+Lorrain _gens d'armes_, besides his own suite, the _maire_ resolutely
+refused to open the gates and furnish lodgings for the night, grounding
+his refusal upon a decision of the Parliament of Paris passed in the year
+1661. The Lorrains were quite prepared for a siege and an assault.
+However, James deemed it wiser to leave things alone, and so the company
+rode half a mile further, to a little village called Velaine, where they
+spent a most uncomfortable night. Soon we have Montmorency complaining to
+King Louis of the assumed "_nouuelles entreprises de M. le Duc de Lorrain
+sur mon comte de Ligny_." Leopold revenged himself by imprisoning about a
+dozen _maires_ of the Ligny county, on the plea of their having failed to
+furnish the requisite waggons, and in the end bought Montmorency out with
+the sum of 2,600,000 francs.
+
+All this, however, was not enough excitement for James. In one of his
+letters he plaintively calls Bar his "Todis"--by which of course he means
+"Tomis." "Tomis," by a natural train of thought suggested--besides the
+_tristia_, of which we have plenty--the _ars amatoria_. And to it the
+Chevalier devoted not a few of his unoccupied hours. If local tradition
+speaks true, he differed very materially in his prosecution of this art
+from his father, of whom Catherine Sedley said that on what principle he
+selected the ladies of his heart she could never make out. None of them
+were good-looking, and if any of them had wit, he had not the wit to find
+it out. And Mary of Modena, his wife, added that, although he was willing
+to give up his crown for his faith, he could never muster sufficient
+resolution to discard a mistress. His son was in both respects far more of
+a man of the world.
+
+It was in the green bosquets of those Paquis, his favourite
+lounging-place, that James first discovered his human jewel. To house her
+suitably, he took--at somebody else's cost--a cottage on the brow of the
+hill, where the view is delightful and the air magnificent. You can still
+approximately trace the site, high up in the Rue de l'Horloge, above the
+Rue St. Jean, a little below the neglected terrace in the Rue
+Chavee--which is well worth visiting for its prospect. As the house stood
+with its back to the hill and facing only the open space, there must have
+been absolute privacy. But, after moving down to the Lower Town, James
+found the ascent by those _Quatre-vingt Degres_--which Oudinot rode up on
+horseback--a trifle laborious. The steps lead almost straight up from his
+house to the cottage, describing just enough of an angle to take in the
+humble building, now marked by a tablet, in which Marshal Oudinot was
+born. A more convenient arrangement could scarcely have been desired. But
+the steps were sadly "_sales et delabres_." Not to inconvenience James in
+his amours, the town council readily voted the requisite sum for putting
+them into proper repair.
+
+When September came on, James found the air on the castle-hill "_trop
+vif_." Although his mother generally reports that "_il se porte bien_," it
+is to be feared that his constitution was none of the strongest. We read
+in one of D'Audriffet's despatches, "_que sa sante estoit toujours fort
+delicate_." He has had a "_fluxion_" in the eye. He has "weak lungs." "He
+is evidently very poorly," writes D'Audriffet to Louis. He finds himself
+"_altere par l'intemperie du tems_." He takes the waters of Plombieres
+four times "for his health," and wants to take those of Aix-la-Chapelle.
+He talks of going to a warmer climate--Spain or Italy, or, more
+specifically, Venice. But he can now obtain no fresh passport from the
+Emperor. Then he goes to have a look at Saint Mihiel, likewise in the
+Barrois, only a few miles from Koeurs, in which another Prince of Wales,
+young Edward--the same whom Edward IV. meanly struck with his gauntlet,
+and Richard of Gloucester despatched with a stab, to stop his
+"sprawling"--spent his young years of exile in company with his mother,
+Queen Margaret, from 1464 to 1471. But he does not like the idea of living
+in the Benedictine Abbey. So the Duke orders the town council to get ready
+once more M. Marchal's convenient house below, to which the Chevalier
+insists that a second house adjoining shall be added, belonging to M. de
+Romecourt, besides a portion of one belonging to M. Lepaige, with a
+kitchen specially built, and a "gardemanger," a new door, and sundry other
+conveniences, to say nothing of the hiring of further accommodation for
+his horses, his kennel, his _gens de venerie_, his guards, some of his
+suite--all of whom and all of which he wants very near him, and all of
+which consequently, costs the town a good deal of money. M. de
+Romecourt's house is a complete match to M. Marchal's, but smaller,
+bringing up the frontage to thirteen windows.
+
+However, James was not always at Bar, nor yet always, when away, at
+Plombieres. Duke Leopold was constantly inviting him to Luneville, and
+sometimes to Nancy, and arranging most magnificent _fetes_ in his honour.
+Leopold could do things handsomely when he chose. Even when James stayed
+three whole weeks, there was something new provided every day to amuse
+him--"_les plaisirs de la Cour etoint entremele de repas, de collations,
+de bals, de concerts, de Comedie, de promenades, de chasse, de feux
+d'artifice, etc., mais chaque jour tout etoit nouveau_." Leopold's palace
+at Luneville--the same in allusion to which Louis XV. said to King
+Stanislas, "_Mon pere, vous etes mieux loge que moi_"--was specially laid
+out for the gaiety and the varied succession of amusements for which the
+Lorrain Court was famous. It was at the Lorrain Court that the _cotillon_,
+that universal favourite on the Continent, was first invented. And in
+Leopold's theatre it was that Adrienne Lecouvreur made her first
+appearance.
+
+To give James a right royal reception, Leopold spared neither pains nor
+money. He always made a point of going to meet his guest--to Batelemont,
+to Houdemont, or to Gondrecourt. To enable the Court to enter with proper
+spirit into all the magnificence prepared, we read in the official
+despatches, that in April, 1713, on the occasion of James's first visit,
+the Duke directed that two quarters' salaries, in arrear since 1711,
+should be paid to the officers of his household. D'Audriffet makes merry
+over this. But in France things were no better. The Court of Versailles,
+we know, was always behindhand in its payments to Queen Mary. Mrs
+Strickland makes this a matter of reproach to Desmarets, as if purely the
+result of his negligence. But the Court had not got the money. In 1715 we
+have D'Audriffet himself sending in his little account, which shows five
+years' salary to be owing, in addition to 24,800 livres of disbursements,
+the whole debt amounting to 84,800 livres.
+
+Even more brilliant than the _fetes_ given at Luneville, were those to
+which James was invited at the Chateau of Commercy, the seat of the Prince
+de Vaudemont. Vaudemont was rich and generous. He had occupied high
+positions in the army and the administrative services both of Austria and
+of Spain. He was a man pre-eminently prudent in council. Our William III.
+had discovered that, and had frequently sought his opinion, more
+particularly while the Treaty of Ryswick was under consideration. To James
+the Prince became a most valuable friend and confidant--more especially at
+that critical juncture when the Pretender's great aim was to get away
+unobserved form Lorraine. In his splendid castle of Commercy, set off by
+magnificent cent gardens and sheets of water throwing Versailles into the
+shade, the "Damoiseau" of Commercy gave _fetes_ the description of which
+baffled Court chroniclers of the period, and after which, in the words of
+the "Gazette de Hollande," James found himself constrained to go back to
+Bar in self-defence, "_pour s'y delasser, pour ainsi dire, de la fatigue
+des plaisirs continuels_." There was such a _fete_ in June, 1713, arranged
+on a peculiarly lordly scale, in which a chorus of _Pelerins de Saint
+Jacques_ were brought in--appropriately hailing from "L'Isle de Cythere,"
+and provided with passports from the goddess Venus--whose special object
+seems to be to say pretty things to James:--
+
+ "Vous gagnez tous les coeurs, tout le monde gemit
+ De voir un Roy d'une bonte si rare,
+ Et brillant de l'eclat de toutes les vertus
+ Loin des Etats qui lui sont dus
+ Mais nous verrons un jour cette triple couronne
+ Qu'ont porte si longtems vos Illustres Ayeux,
+ Sur votre chef tomber des Cieux.
+ Le merite, le sang, les Loix, tout vous la donne;
+ Laissez le soin de soutenir ces droits
+ Au Dieu qui dans ses mains porte les coeurs des Rois."
+
+Then a curious supper was given. The twenty-four most illustrious guests
+present sat down at two tables, the ladies at one, the gentlemen at the
+other. Each person was served with an equal portion, "_tous en vaisselle
+de fayance, jusqu'aux manches des couteaux_."
+
+ "Et dans ce sobre repas
+ Chacun n'eut que vingt-sept plats."
+
+In all, to these twenty-four people 648 _plats_ were served. The great
+joke of the meal was, that strict silence was enjoined. "_Mais on avoit
+oublie d'en bannir les Ris._" So people soon began to laugh, and then the
+men accused the ladies of breaking the rule, and the ladies retorted, and
+that put an end to Trappism. On another occasion, in July, 1714, when
+James spent a fortnight at Commercy--while his sister was slowly
+dying--the Prince, in the course of an even more brilliant _fete_,
+entertained his guests with sham-fights, the siege of a castle, and other
+incidents of military operations, for which the services of a French
+army-corps stationed in the neighbourhood, at Troussay, under the command
+of M. de Ruffey, were impressed.
+
+Mary of Modena must have felt the removal of her only son--her only child,
+since the Princess Louise, "_la Consolatrice_," was dead--very keenly. She
+declared that she had no one left to open her heart to. This was not to be
+understood quite literally, for we find the Queen-Dowager pouring out her
+confidences very effusively to her _chere mere_ and the sisters at
+Chaillot, whose journals, in fact, supply the main records of Mary's
+doings. But, no doubt, she missed James much. Once after his banishment,
+in July, 1714--when James rushed secretly to Paris, to consult with the
+king about the steps to be taken in view of Queen Anne's impending death,
+and was sent away "_fort peu satisfait_"--she had seen him for an hour or
+two in the night. Very naturally, she wished to visit him at Bar, more
+particularly as her doctors had advised her to try the waters of
+Plombieres. It is not altogether impossible, also, although the Queen was
+kept in rather tight leading-strings by Dr. Beaulieu, that, plagued as she
+was with cancer in the breast, she may have wished to take the advice of a
+specialist at Bar with whose fame at the time the world was ringing.
+Bar-le-Duc had become strangely identified with cures for cancer. In 1663
+Pierre Alliot first discovered the value of cauterising as a corrective
+treatment. And early in 1714 M. le sieur Moat, another Bar doctor,
+astonished the world with quite a novel method, which was probably humbug,
+since it is said to have effected perfectly incredible recoveries. Some
+months later we find Queen Mary preparing to set out for Bar and also for
+Plombieres. Her bad health and an abnormally wet summer put a stop to the
+project. This was just about the time of the death of Queen Anne, when
+Leopold felt as if he were politically walking on eggs. He had given so
+much umbrage in England already, that every further offence was to be
+carefully avoided. If the Queen, as was to be anticipated, in going to
+Plombieres, were also to visit Luneville, that must of a certainty give
+rise to misunderstandings. So he sends officers and messengers to inquire
+and dissuade, as diplomatically as he can. The Queen had been so ill as to
+be given up, and he did not wish to pain her. But above all things he had
+to think of himself.
+
+On very different grounds the tidings of the Queen's impending visit also
+fluttered the good people of Bar not a little. They had never entertained
+a queen. So on the 13th of July we find the heads of the town council
+carefully inquiring of the Marquis de Gerbevillers, the governor of the
+district, what is the proper ceremonial to be observed. Thereupon a
+deputation is named, and a present of 16 lb. of _dragees_ and forty-eight
+_pots de confitures_ is voted, besides a _feuillade_ of wine for
+distribution, and a special _vin d'honneur_, to be presented to the royal
+visitor by the Marquis de Bassompierre, on behalf of the town. The
+Barisiens are very proud both of their _confitures_ and of their wine.
+Both may be had now, presumably, in the same quality in which they were
+tendered to Queen Mary. The _confitures_ consist of currants, red and
+white, preserved whole, in a syrup made sweet to excess. But the flavour
+is good. The _vins de Bar_ have long been reckoned a delicacy, more
+particularly the _clairet_--a variety having a colour half-way between red
+and white. The wine is highly praised by patriotic writers as being
+"_excellent, delicat, leger, et bien-faisant_," and more than any other
+"_ami de l'homme_." And if you only stick to that wine alone, and take
+care not to mix, you can drink, they protest, absolutely whatever quantity
+you like, without feeling one whit the worse next day. To an English
+palate, I am bound to say, the wine is apt to present itself as
+intolerably sour.
+
+After all, the Queen's visit did not come off till spring, 1715. That was,
+again, a most inconvenient time for the Duke of Lorraine, on much the same
+grounds as before. He had just made up that nasty tiff with the English
+Court, arising out of the publication of the Pretender's manifesto. King
+George was at length going to receive his envoy, M. de Lambertye. At such
+a juncture the classical "pig among roses" would have been ten times more
+welcome to nervous Leopold than Mary of Modena and her son at his Court.
+So he writes to Louis, begging him for heaven's sake to stop the Queen
+from coming, and despatches Baron Foerstner post-haste to Bar to
+remonstrate with the Pretender. Neither attempt proved successful--but the
+Queen's visit did not do much harm. Her ill-health again came in as a
+special providence, detaining her till after Whitsuntide. She set out
+incognita with what is represented as a very modest train--namely, four
+coaches-and-six, one _littiere_, and _quelques chaises_. The Duke had the
+good grace to receive her with a most hearty welcome. He sent the Marquis
+de Bassompierre, her son's great friend, to meet her at Chalons. Her son
+met her at Moutiers, on the border of the Barrois. For safety the forests
+were once more stocked with soldiers. On the 22d of June, Mary made her
+entry into Bar, putting up in James's house in the Rue des Tanneurs. The
+local grandees and the town council turned out in force to receive her,
+the Marquis de Bassompierre presenting the _dragees_ and the _vin
+d'honneur_, while the _bailli_, M. de Gerbevillers, did the honours on
+behalf of the Duke, whose Great Chamberlain he was. On the 25th Mary and
+James proceed to Commercy, where everybody expresses himself and herself
+delighted with _cette sainte Reine_. On the 18th of July the Queen arrives
+at Nancy, where the Duke and Duchess are staying. James was at that time
+in the midst of plotting. "Milord Drummond" had come from England to
+confer with him. Ferrari put in one of his suspicious appearances, to the
+bewilderment and annoyance of the French envoy. An Irish priest who talked
+indiscreetly about a _grand coup a faire_ was seized and kept under
+arrest. Couriers were rushing frantically to and fro. Something was "up."
+And Lord Stair, at Paris, we find, knew of it. But the Queen did not
+seemingly take a very hopeful view of things. She thanked the Duke very
+pathetically for his kindness to James. It needed generosity, she avowed,
+to interest one's self on behalf of a Prince "forsaken by all the world."
+Her gratitude would be "eternal." The Duchess was most attentive. Both
+days that the Queen was at Nancy she forestalled her in calling,
+surprising her at her toilet. At Luneville, the Duchess had offered to
+make the Chevalier's bed with her own hands. From Nancy Mary Beatrice
+proceeded to Plombieres _via_ Bar, returning to St Germains on the 22d of
+August. The waters had not done her much good.
+
+A brief space is due to those rather curious negotiations which were
+carried on while James was at Bar, to find the Pretender a suitable wife.
+According to Mrs Strickland this was rather a romantic affair. James was
+dying to marry his cousin, the Princess d'Este, while, on the other hand,
+the Princess Sobieska and Mademoiselle de Valois were both dying to marry
+him. In truth, there was no dying on either side, and the wooing
+originated, not in James's feeble affections--which were probably occupied
+to the full extent of their capacity with that young lady on the hill--but
+in the fertile brain of his scheming and restless host. Mrs Strickland, I
+ought to say, rather overrates the position of the Princess Sobieska, who
+eventually _did_ marry the Chevalier; and if there was any romance in her
+affection, she lived to be cured of it. Being the daughter only of an
+elective king, a _parvenu_ among royal personages, she was looked upon as
+a princess rather by courtesy than of right. Even to James, down in the
+world as he was, Leopold--in a manner her kinsman--did not dare to propose
+her except as a _pis aller_, when all hopes elsewhere were extinguished.
+His first proposal was an Austrian archduchess. He evidently thought the
+suggestion one which would do him credit. It would be a downright good
+"Catholic" match. It was bound to help the Pretender, and it might be
+agreeable to the Emperor, and so secure him, Leopold, very much on the
+look-out for favours as he was, gratitude in two influential quarters.
+The mere moral effect, he says, of an alliance entered into by the premier
+dynasty of Europe with the outcast Stuart prince must prove immensely to
+James's advantage. But there was money, too--which James particularly
+wanted--much money, heaped up in the Hofburg. James assented--though with
+nothing seemingly of eagerness; for it took him some months to grasp the
+full meaning of the idea. The proposal was made in March, 1714--long
+before the Princess Sobieska was thought of; and, as Leopold reports with
+unmistakable satisfaction, it was _assez goute_ at Vienna. Only, the
+Princess asked for--the younger daughter of the late Emperor--was very
+young, in fact, a child in the nursery, and the marriage could not
+possibly take place for some considerable time. So, the Emperor thought,
+the matter had best be kept quiet. Nothing daunted, rather encouraged,
+Leopold, with James's approval, returned to the charge in June. If the
+younger archduchess was too young--very well, let it be the elder,
+Elizabeth, who was at that time heir-presumptive to the crown. (For Maria
+Theresa, the reigning Emperor's daughter, was not yet born.) Vienna took
+time to consider. James's appetite grew keen, and in July we find him
+plying the Emperor with two memorials, drawn up with the help of Nairne.
+So elated did he grow over his supposed brilliant prospects, that he
+returned very cold answers indeed to Cardinal Gualterio's well-meant
+representations in favour of a union with another lady--was it the
+Princess d'Este, Gualterio's own countrywoman? There was no money in that
+quarter. Accordingly James haughtily pronounces the marriage "_pas
+faisable_." But he pushes his suit at Vienna. It must be, he urges in his
+first memorial, altogether to the Emperor's interest that the Archduchess
+Elizabeth should be married to "_une personne qui ait asses de naissance
+et d'autres bonnes qualites personelles pour estre choisi apres lui a
+remplir sa place_." Such a person James considers himself to be. And he
+puts his case in this way. Either the English crown will fall to him or it
+will not. If it does, well, then, there he is, a most desirable, wealthy,
+and influential nephew-in-law. If it does not, there he is, again, the
+fittest person in the world to succeed to the Imperial crown. In the
+second memorial, issued shortly after, he presses some further points.
+Hanover must not be allowed to grow too powerful. Indeed, as a Protestant
+Power, it is too "_formidable_" already, and the "_Duc d'Hannovre_" is
+"_un redoutable Rival_." But, "_il est certain qu'il (l'empereur) a moins
+a apprehender de l'Angleterre sans le Duc d'Hannovre que de le Duc
+d'Hannovre sans l'Angleterre_." Therefore--the reasoning does not seem
+quite clear--James ought to be supported; or else, certainly, the Duc
+d'Hannovre should be made to forego one of the two crowns--either Hanover
+or England, a proposal which James pronounces perfectly "_juste et
+nullement impracticable_." The proposal does not, however, "fetch" the
+Emperor, who goes on procrastinating. But, on the other hand, Louis XIV,
+gets wind of it, though he was not meant to, through D'Audriffet, and
+grows uneasy, throwing all the cold water that he can upon the scheme.
+Meanwhile in England things go against the Pretender. Queen Anne dies,
+King George succeeds, and, in spite of James's solemn protest, addressed
+to the Powers in English, French, and Latin, England seems perfectly
+content. After this it is not surprising to find Leopold, when James
+returns to the subject of his marriage, shaking his head discouragingly,
+and pointing out that the Pretender's matrimonial value has fallen
+appreciably in the market. He must no longer look "so high." Besides, the
+Emperor will not care to embroil himself by such a marriage with the
+Government of King George, with which he has struck up a friendship which,
+in Louis XIV.'s words, promises to prove alike "_solide et sincere_." Now,
+there is the Princess Sobieska! Leopold thinks that he could manage that.
+Through her mother she is a niece of the Empress Eleanor. Therefore, to a
+certain extent, James will still secure the Hapsburg interest. As for
+marrying the Archduchess, that is out of the question. James does not see
+it. He goes on harping upon the Archduchess Elizabeth, and worrying poor
+Leopold to resume negotiations.
+
+Leopold found worry of a more serious sort besetting him, on account of
+James, in a different quarter. To satisfy France was all very well. But
+what in this matter satisfied France offended England. Now, England itself
+was very little to the Duke of Lorraine. Louis XIV. kept assuring him that
+English complaints and remonstrances should have "_point de suite_," and
+that he would see him through the business. He had "nothing to fear."
+Accordingly, when the English Houses of Parliament began, very
+unreasonably, to memorialise Queen Anne in favour of moving for James's
+expulsion from "ungrateful" Lorraine, though the Court of St Germains
+showed itself, as we are told, "_fort picquee de ses addresses_," Leopold
+simply smiled, and assured James that he would see that those addresses
+remained "_inutiles_." He did not quite like it when Baron Foerstner, his
+envoy in London, reported the two parties in England, both "Thoris" and
+"Wighs," to be unanimous on the point. James himself, whom he consulted
+without any result, confessed himself in an "_embarras de prendre le
+meilleur party_." However, Bolingbroke had advised Foerstner that no notice
+should be taken; the English nation "_se portoit tantot a une chose et
+tantot a une autre_;" Parliament was about to be dissolved, and in the new
+House the whole thing might be forgotten. King Louis explained the
+resolution as a Whig dodge, a shibboleth, designed to make it clear who
+were the Pretender's supporters. However, the remonstrances went on. Two
+bishops made themselves ridiculous by very indiscreet and officious
+interference. The Duke judges that this "_n'estoit qu'une grimace de la
+Cour d'Angleterre_." But after a time he grows irritable, and recalls his
+envoy--quite as much in disgust as for economy. That does not mend
+matters--no more does the Duke's letter, written at the French king's
+suggestion for communication to Prior. D'Audriffet's despatch of 3d May,
+1714, shows that Leopold at that time quite expected that he might be made
+to give effect to the English demand. Meanwhile Queen Anne dies. James
+issues his proclamation, at which George and our Parliament take
+needlessly great offence, and an icy coldness springs up between the two
+Courts--just under circumstances under which coldness is least acceptable
+to Leopold. For, however little Queen Anne might have had it in her power
+to cross him, her successor is Elector of Hanover as well as King of
+England, fast friends with the Emperor, and has a great say in the
+bestowal of ecclesiastical patronage in Germany, for which Leopold, on
+behalf of his "near and dear relations" has an insatiable appetite.
+Accordingly he grows uncomfortable. He notices with alarm, so the letters
+show, that George takes an unusually long time advising him of the late
+Queen's death, and when the advice comes, it says nothing about his own
+accession. Anxious to make up the breach, Leopold at once despatches a
+special envoy, Lambertye, to present his congratulations. To the Duke's
+dismay George will not receive him. Leopold, however, bids him stay where
+he is, and addresses to the king his well-known memorial, which must
+certainly be pronounced dignified in tone and just in substance. James's
+proclamation, Leopold shows, was issued without any knowledge or consent
+on his part. Privately, he causes it to be explained that he is simply
+obeying dictatorial orders from Versailles. But--"_on a beau leur dire_,"
+writes de Bosque, D'Audriffet's substitute, on the 31st of October, "_que
+la France a vn pouuoir arbitraire sur le Duc de Lorrain et ses Etats, cela
+no les contente plus_." The poor Duke grows most uncomfortable. However,
+in January the matter is made up, and King George consents to receive
+Lambertye at last--at the very time when Queen Mary Beatrice threatens
+once more to trouble relations just settling down again, with her visit to
+Luneville. In any case Lambertye's mission did not bring Lorraine any
+good--except, says Noel, it be the importation of a new variety of potato,
+which he carried home from England, and which proved much superior to the
+old Lorrain sort.
+
+If our statesmen had little right to call upon Leopold to expel James,
+they had of course every reason to be vigilant. And they do not appear to
+have failed often in that duty. To be quite fair, James's followers, on
+the whole, made the task pretty easy for them. They were always plotting,
+but at the same time also always letting out their secret--a tippler
+talking in his cups; an officer confiding intelligence to his sweetheart;
+a bungling conspirator boasting in very big words. Long before October,
+1715, when the great "invasion" at length took place, we have references
+to some intended move. All is promptly reported to England, and to Paris,
+where, after his arrival at his post, Stair, when not engaged in smuggling
+goods for his friends,--"_poil de chevre_ stockings of different colours
+of grey, and long enough of the feet and legs" for the Duke of Argyll,
+besides knives, spoons, and forks of the St. Cloud pattern, all with
+"chiney" handles to them; a "bodyes," a "monto," and a "peticoate" for
+Lady Harriet Godolphin, to oblige the Duchess of Marlborough; moreover,
+silk gowns for the Countess of Loudoun--spares neither pains nor money to
+obtain the very best and most prompt intelligence. On the whole, he is
+admirably served, though occasionally he finds himself on a wrong scent,
+and even at the critical time, notwithstanding Mrs. Strickland's statement
+as to Mademoiselle du Chatelet's jealous peaching, it seems as if
+Bolingbroke were after all right, and our Ambassador had been put upon the
+right tack too late.
+
+At length, after much posting backwards and forwards of trusted but
+untrustworthy messengers and confidants, after more than one false alarm,
+and one very provoking act of treachery (on the part of a bankrupt
+banker), after much dissuasion from the Duke of Lorraine, who seems to
+have exhausted all his powers of reasonable argument in vain, after
+stealthy visits said to have been paid by Bolingbroke and Ormonde to Bar,
+and by Mar to Commercy, the great move takes place. To the end Leopold
+appears to have considered James's recall by the spontaneous act of the
+English nation a probable contingency. Now he warns him that a Hanoverian
+king on the English throne will play his game far more effectually than he
+himself possibly can by taking up arms--that, in the face of the
+unpopularity which the foreign ruler is sure to bring upon himself, if
+left alone, James will, by raising the flag of rebellion, only be cutting
+his own throat. However, James will pay no heed. Learning prudence, at any
+rate, as the time for action draws nearer, both the Chevalier and his
+friends grow close and uncommunicative, so as to extract complaints even
+from D'Audriffet, who, having been previously let into all the harmless
+little secrets of the plot at first hand, now finds himself reduced to
+coaxing intelligence out of "_une personne attachee au Chevalier de St.
+Georges, qui est de mes amies_." However, in October, just before the
+departure actually takes place, Leopold confides to him that James has
+expressed himself resolved to take his fortune into his own hand. He has
+been advised from England and Scotland that circumstances will never be
+more favourable. If he misses this chance, he will have no other. "_C'est
+tout gagner ou tout perdre._"
+
+At this time it is that James addresses to his friend Cardinal Gualterio
+at Rome a curious "_Memoire sur un Lit_," which seems worth recording. He
+begs Gualterio to purchase, at once, as if for himself, "_un grand bois de
+lit a la francoise propre a coucher deux personnes, avec un dossier, mais
+point des pilliers. Le fond du lit de bon coutil--renforce avec sangles_."
+Also, "_deux bons mattelas de bonne laine d'Ang{re.} proportionnes a la
+grandeur du lit_." His Eminence, James adds, will easily guess the purpose
+for which the bed is designed--a purpose depending upon "_un certain cas
+qu'on espere pouuoir arriver bientot, mais qui doit etre tres secret
+jusqu'a ce qu'il soit asseure_." He adds that he wants "_ni couuertures,
+ni tour de lit, ni ciel de lit, parcequ'on a tout cela ici_." The whole
+thing reminds one of that famous musical armchair which was ordered on
+behalf of Napoleon III., to be delivered at Berlin in 1870.
+
+The final escape of James was, on the whole, managed with secresy and some
+skill, though things went a little untowardly. Stair, who was sparing no
+pains to keep the Pretender watched to his every step, was a little
+deceived, partly by that false information which Bolingbroke says that he
+purposely gave him, partly by the equivocal bearing of the Regent and
+Torcy, who were both secretly befriending the Chevalier. Certainly Stair
+got his correct intelligence too late to be of much use, and so sent to
+Chateau Thierry to have James seized after the bird had flown. Cadogan in
+Brussels was better informed. He had stationed a "gentleman from
+Mecklenburgh," M. de Pless, at Nancy, ostensibly to attend the Academy,
+really to play the spy upon the Pretender. A letter from the Regent to
+D'Audriffet shows that the object of his mission was perfectly understood
+in the French capital. The news of the Chevalier's departure comes out
+through the indiscretion of some one in the secret arriving from
+Commercy--and immediately Pless takes formal leave of the Duke, and
+hurries without a moment's delay off to Brussels, where Cadogan has a
+courier ready, who, but for provokingly prolonged contrary winds, would
+have reached England in excellent time.
+
+Finding the Chevalier's mind made up, Leopold, wishing to be kind to the
+last, sends his _protege_ as a parting gift, along with an affectionate
+valedictory letter, the acceptable present of 27,000 louis in gold, which
+James at once stows away in his private strong-box. This, we read, he was
+in the habit of always carrying about with him, placing it under his bed
+at night, and allowing no one to come near it. How he managed to transport
+it when riding on horseback from St Malo to Dunkirk, we are not told.
+
+It is well known that James started from Commercy on the 28th of October,
+1715, in disguise. But the precise manner of his escape is not generally
+quite correctly related. It explains why, for a full fortnight after
+James's disappearance, newspapers still go on reporting his supposed
+doings in Lorraine. The escape was of course abetted by the Prince de
+Vaudemont, who, to make it possible, invited a large company to Commercy
+for the day appointed, to hunt in his forests. James went out to hunt, and
+James apparently came back in the evening. But the James who returned was
+not the James who had gone out with the Pretender, but a follower of his,
+who bore a striking resemblance to his master, and had more than once been
+mistaken for him. Who this gentleman was I have not been able to trace.
+With this man James had exchanged clothes, unseen by any one, out in the
+forest. And so, as the Duc de Villeroy writes to Madame de Maintenon (the
+letter is in the Paris MSS), "_Il partit misterieusement de Commerci en
+chaise roulante, vestu du violet en Ecclesiastique, avec un petit colet,
+malgre la vigilance des Espions, sans qu'ils ayent pu auoir ni vent ni
+nouvelles de son depart, que deux ou trois jours apres sa sortie_." The
+Pretender pursued his journey, carefully avoiding highroads, reaching
+Peterhead safely in the end, though only after much travelling backwards
+and forwards, taking pains to elude Stair's spies, who were placed at all
+important points. At Nonancourt he narrowly missed being caught, as we
+know, by Captain Douglas and two other emissaries, evidently what Bunyan
+calls "ill-favoured ones." For the impression became general in
+France--over which the editor of 'The Annals of the Earls of Stair,' Mr
+Murray Graham, grows exceedingly indignant--that these men were assassins
+retained to destroy the Pretender by Lord Stair, whose passports they
+carried, and who promptly came to their rescue when they were brought
+before the Grand Prevot de la Haute Normandie. Very probably they looked
+cut-throats. One of them was armed. And as cut-throats, not spies, the
+_maitresse de la poste_ cautioned James against them, helping him off, to
+save his life, in a disguise and with a guide provided by herself. As
+supposed cut-throats they were seized by the police, and as cut-throats
+they were brought before the judge. Stair's interference probably it was
+that saved their lives. But all his explanations and all his protestations
+could not for a long time remove from the mind of the French people the
+impression that the men were assassins. The Regent, we hear, released them
+without inquiry, simply to avoid scandal.
+
+How the Pretender's enterprise ended we all know. He does not appear to
+have been particularly attentive to his late host, the Duke of Lorraine.
+On the 24th of October he sent him a formal farewell; but on the 7th
+November we have the Duke stating as a grievance that he is without news.
+During November we find people in Paris growing remarkably confident. On
+the 2d of December Lord Stair complains that "_les plus sages a la Cour_"
+are just again beginning to treat the Chevalier as Pretender. Until two
+days before he was "King of England" to every one in Paris, "_et tout le
+monde avoit leve le masque_." There was not a single Frenchman, having any
+connection with the Court, who so much as set foot in Stair's house.
+Everybody thought that the Stuart cause was about to triumph. But the 11th
+of January, 1716, saw James back at Gravelines, "_d'ou il repassa en
+Lorraine_," say the MSS. in the _Archives Nationales_. Mrs Strickland will
+have it that he went to Paris, where Bollingbroke advised him to go
+straight into Lorraine, without first asking leave of the Duke--which
+advice he did not follow. Independent Lorrain sources state that he passed
+through Lorraine, "_courant la poste a 9 chevaux_." As he had left all his
+goods and chattels at Bar-le-Duc, that seems the more likely version.
+Before his departure Duke Leopold had assured the Pretender that his
+dominions would always be open to him, and that he "_pourroit compter sur
+luy en tout ce qui en pourroit dependre_." In March, however, under
+altered circumstances, we find him advising Queen Mary Beatrice "for the
+second time," that he cannot again receive her son into his duchy. The
+Pretender himself seems to have taken the first warning. For we read in
+the 'Gazette de Hollande' that his _Domestiques et Equipages_ were removed
+from Bar to Paris in February. According to M. Konarski (I have not
+verified the entry in the archives, but it is doubtless correct) James
+left Bar on the 9th of February, "_sans adresser ses remerciments et ses
+adieux au duc Leopold_," says Noel; "_comme un escroc vulgaire_," says M.
+Konarski. "_Ne se contentant pas de largent que Leopold lui donnait il
+emprunta des sommes assez fortes aux seigneurs et partit sans les
+rembourser._" The sum of 15,000 francs paid to his friend M. de
+Bassompierre, which appears in the official accounts, is only one such
+debt. "_Cette ingratitude de la part du Chevalier de Saint Georges_," adds
+Noel, "_indignait toute la Cour_." People spoke to Leopold about it.
+"Gentlemen," said the Duke, "you forget that this Prince is in misfortune,
+and that he was a king." On another occasion he remarked to M.
+Bardin:--"He has done me justice; he has thought that I have simply
+performed my duty in assisting an unfortunate."
+
+If the direct benefits which the hospitality extended to James brought to
+Lorraine were less than nil, the indirect were scarcely more valuable. No
+doubt, the Pretender having set the example, not a few Roman Catholics
+from the United Kingdom, so Noel relates, sought the same hospitable
+refuge. Others came--among them both Noel and Marchal name the elder
+Pitt--to take advantage of the new Academy opened by Leopold, and rapidly
+blossoming into greatness under such distinguished masters as Duval and
+Vayringe. Some of these men brought plenty of money with them, and their
+liberal fees went to swell acceptably the new professors' receipts. But
+the number of impecunious persons, more particularly Irish, who flowed to
+the Lorrain Court to prey upon Leopold's generosity, seems to have been
+even larger. "_Nous regorgeons d'Irlandais_," writes the Duke's friend
+Bardin in 1719--_Irlandais_ who evidently boasted but little money and
+less gratitude. Bardin complains of an exceptionally bad case of the
+latter sort. Leopold mildly replies. "I helped him, not for his sake, but
+for my own."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In 1749, when the Duc faineant, Stanislas Leszinski, "_simple gentilhomme
+lithuanien_," was holding his gay little Court at Luneville, with Voltaire
+and Madame du Chatelet to lend brilliancy to it, and Madame de Boufflers
+to preside as elderly Venus, we read that the whole company were deeply
+touched when the great French writer, as was his wont, read out aloud his
+just completed chapter on the Stuarts, in the 'Siecle de Louis XV.'
+Everybody had a regret for the hardly used dynasty. Scarcely had Voltaire
+closed his book, when in rushed a messenger, bringing the tidings that
+James's son, Charles Edward, doubly an exile after the failure of his
+rebellion of 1745, had, on the demand of the English Government, been
+seized at Paris on leaving the Opera. "Oh heaven!" exclaimed Voltaire,
+"is it possible that the king can suffer such an indignity, and that his
+glory can have been tarnished by a stain which all the water of the Seine
+will not wash away!" The whole company was moved. Voltaire retired
+gloomily into his own room, threw down his MS. into a corner, and did not
+take the work up again till he found himself amid the more prosaic
+surroundings of Berlin. Very shortly after Charles Edward himself knocked
+at Stanislas' door. What he did during the nearly three years that he was
+a refugee at Luneville, it seems impossible to ascertain. The French State
+Papers are silent--at Luneville not a tradition has survived. His doings
+evidently were not considered worth recording. The drama of Stuart
+kingship was played out. The dream had come to an end. And so Courts grew
+cold.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A fate not so very dissimilar--except for one brilliant saving
+incident--awaited those very Dukes who had shown hospitality so freely to
+the Stuarts. The Stuart Pretendership and the Lorrain Dukedom came to an
+end at pretty nearly the same time. Hanover elbowed out the one, France
+the other. The Stuarts went down for good. The Lorrains found themselves
+transplanted to Vienna, and crowned with the Imperial diadem. They brought
+their new country good qualities and manners insuring popularity. But they
+brought it no luck. For once the old Austrian distich spoke wrong:--
+
+ "Bella gerunt alii, tu, felix Austria, nube!
+ Nam quae Mars aliis, dat tibi regna Venus."
+
+Under the Lorrain Emperors came the Seven Years' War, which lost Austria
+Silesia; the Napoleonic wars, which lost much territory in the west;
+1859, which lost part of her Italian possessions; 1866, which tore away
+the rest, and, moreover, turned Austria out of Germany. But the Lorrain
+Emperors have not forgotten their old virtue of hospitality. It may seem a
+strange whim of fate that at the present time the principal among those
+dispossessed sovereigns and unrecognised Pretenders who have flocked for
+protection under the hospitable "Double Cross," now carried back almost to
+its Eastern birthplace, should be the direct descendant and
+representative, six generations down, of the relentless and troublesome
+rival of that same Stuart James, whom, with not a little risk and cost to
+himself, the last really Lorrain Duke generously sheltered in the years
+from 1713 to 1716.
+
+
+
+
+II.--RICHARD DE LA POLE, "WHITE ROSE."[4]
+
+
+English visitors at Metz--there ought to be more, for there is not a
+little that is interesting to be seen in and around the old imperial
+city--are likely to have pointed out to them some venerable house or
+other, which, their guides will tell them, was nearly four hundred years
+ago the residence of a great English noble, a pretender to the crown, and
+the terror of Henry VIII.--the "Duke of Suffolk." Some guides may even
+style him "The King of England," since their distinguished townsman,
+Philippe de Vigneulles, gives him that title. In all probability the house
+shown will be the wrong one. For there is a great deal of loose and
+inaccurate archaeology prevalent in these parts, and one old house is very
+apt to be confounded with another. I myself have had a leading French
+archaeologist in Metz indicating to me an old Merovingian palace--highly
+interesting, to be sure--as the "Duc de Sciffort's" quarters. Once the
+building was plainly ancient, the trifling difference of eight hundred or
+a thousand years in the several dates made no odds to him. With the kind
+assistance, however, of the present archivist, Dr. Wolfram, my friend M.
+des Robert and the help of some old documents preserved in the local
+library--which in spite of repeated pilferings for the enrichment of
+Paris, still contains many valuable old manuscripts, I have been able
+pretty clearly to trace the movements in Metz of our distinguished
+countryman--who was indeed a claimant to the English crown, and over whose
+death in the battle of Pavia, in 1525, Henry VIII. exulted with such
+exuberance of gratitude to Providence, that he ordered a second public
+thanksgiving to be held "with great joy" on the 16th of March, the triumph
+proper for the victory of Pavia having--somewhat rashly, as it afterwards
+turned out--been celebrated on the 9th day of that month.
+
+The story of this Englishman's exploits abroad affords some features of
+interest. It is a rather curious tale of adventure, love and war, strange
+escapades, intrigues, and ambition. And it may be worth telling, because I
+find that in English historical writings there is a gaping hiatus on the
+subject--which is not a little remarkable. For, considering what an
+ever-present weight Richard evidently was on the minds of the two last
+Henrys, to what all but incredible lengths those kings carried their
+unscrupulous persecution of him--how they offered bribes to kings to
+deliver him up, and to meaner men to assassinate him--how not a treaty was
+proposed to foreign potentates but contained a special clause forbidding
+the harbouring of this dangerous character--one might have supposed that
+our chroniclers of the time would have deemed it expedient to tell
+posterity something about him. Their silence is explained by a strange
+want of materials. So little turns out to have been known in this country
+about the great marpeace, that Mr. Burton, in his 'History of Scotland,'
+actually assigns to him the wrong christian name, calling him "Reginald."
+Mr Gairdner in his interesting preface to one of the volumes of
+'Chronicles and Memorials' goes at some length into the history of
+Richard's brother Edmund. What became of Richard himself--except that he
+fell at Pavia--he confesses that he "cannot trace at all accurately."
+Napier in his 'Notices of Swyncombe and Ewelme' supplies fuller
+information than any other English writer. But he, too, is evidently at
+fault for materials. It is practically only foreign sources, very little
+studied in this country, to which we have to look for information on the
+subject of how "White Rose" employed the time of his exile, be it
+self-imposed or involuntary, which made up the main portion of his life.
+
+The chief of such writers is Philippe de Vigneulles, a contemporary of
+Richard's, and a citizen of Metz, who has left rather curious and pretty
+full memoirs written in that strange-sounding, uncouth Lorrain French,
+which was at his time spoken at Metz. The original manuscript, formerly in
+the possession of Count Emmery, was some time ago purchased at a sale by
+M. Prost, the well-known Lorrain archaeologist. From it M. des Robert,
+another well-known writer, specifically connected with the ancient city of
+Metz--which only patriotic considerations have led him to desert--has
+drawn the information which some years ago he incorporated in a little
+monograph. Even this monograph leaves some gaps. And the author falls into
+one or two odd mistakes--which are no doubt excusable in a foreigner. For
+instance, he confounds the "rebel and traitor" Richard de la Pole with one
+of the most faithful followers of the Tudor kings, Sir Richard Pole, of
+Lordington, in ascribing to his hero, first, the office of Chamberlain to
+Prince Arthur, and later on the fatherhood of Reginald Pole the cardinal.
+But his pamphlet is decidedly useful, as supplying clues, which I have
+been able to follow up successfully on the spot.
+
+Richard de la Pole was the last member of a family which, within the space
+of about a century of strange vicissitudes, ran through all the stages of
+rapid rise, almost to the height of the throne, and no less sudden,
+humiliating descent, to attainder, execution, confiscation, and dishonour.
+I cannot stop here to tell their history at length. Genealogists have been
+careful to point out that the French prefix _de la_ proves no Norman
+descent. There is no "de la Pole," nor any name resembling it, to be met
+with in the Battle Roll. The De la Poles' origin was, in fact, so humble,
+that their first distinguished member, Michael, the prosperous
+merchant--to whom his native town, Hull, raised a monument in
+1871--afterwards Lord Chancellor of England and Knight of the Garter, is
+described in Camden as "basely born." His "base birth," it is true, has
+been disproved. But that only makes a difference of two or three
+generations. When Richard and his brothers came into the world, the family
+had had five generations of titled distinction and notoriety--partly of
+honour and partly of disgrace. Only one Suffolk of this
+creation--Richard's father--seems to have died at home and in his bed. And
+even his death was caused by "grief for the ruin of his family." The Lord
+Chancellor expired almost exactly a century before of "a broken heart" in
+exile. His son fell a victim to "dissentery" before Harfleur. The next
+Earl was honourably killed at Agincourt. His son, again, the "Duke of
+Suffolk" denounced in early ballads, lived to disgrace that dukedom which
+he had first obtained, and to die by lynch law under the form of a trial,
+for having had a hand in the murder of Humphrey, the "good" Duke of
+Gloucester, and in the surrender of Normandy and Aquitaine to France. This
+"bad" Duke's son rose once more to high distinction. King Edward IV.
+actually conferred upon him the hand of his sister Elizabeth; and Richard
+III., on the death of his own only son, appointed his eldest son
+John--created Earl of Lincoln--next heir to the throne. That appointment
+proved in after-time a rather questionable boon to the family. For it
+involved both John and his brothers in perils, and intrigues, and
+persecution. The Earl of Lincoln fell in the battle of Stoke, fighting for
+Simnel, the pretending Earl of Warwick, and by his treason and disgrace
+caused the death of his father. Of course his estates and titles were held
+to be forfeited. That forfeiture notwithstanding, the Earl of Lincoln's
+next brother was admitted to some part of the succession, both of estate
+and of title, by amicable arrangement with King Henry VII. These peerage
+cases were dealt with in those days in a very different manner from what
+they are now, as appears from the fact, that only some eight years
+previously, in Edward IV.'s reign, the De la Poles' rather distant cousin,
+the then Duke of Bedford--a Neville, not a Russell--had been deprived of
+his peerage by Act of Parliament on the score of poverty.
+
+Edmund de la Pole bargained with Henry VII., and recovered part of his
+brother's possessions and also the humbler of his titles in the peerage,
+by sacrificing the higher. He was admitted to the peerage as "Earl of
+Suffolk." Notwithstanding his renunciation, he, later on, when in exile,
+again claimed the dukedom. Edmund had in his youth been reported by the
+University of Oxford in a letter addressed to his uncle, King Edward IV.,
+"a penetrating, eloquent, and brilliant genius"--anything but which he
+proved himself to be. His letters read like the writing of a man of very
+poor education, even judged by the standard of those unlettered days. And
+at Court he played his cards so unskilfully, that he soon became, from a
+rather petted hanger-on, a declared "rebel and traitor," persecuted with
+all the unrelenting meanness and malice that the two first Tudor
+kings--the first, at any rate, not feeling very secure on his throne--were
+masters of. That almost necessarily involved his younger brother Richard
+in a like fate--which Richard did nothing to evade. Edmund, we read, had
+the misfortune to kill a "mean" person, whom he presumed to chastise for
+insulting him. For this he was brought before the King's Bench and
+adjudged guilty. The king readily granted a pardon. But the Earl took the
+indignity of his mere trial so much to heart, that he very unwisely fled
+die country. People said that he had taken refuge at the Court of his aunt
+Margaret, Duchess of Burgundy, which was then notoriously the
+gathering-place of malcontent Yorkists. This turned out incorrect. But the
+rumour may have helped to prejudice Henry against him. Edmund returned
+home for Prince Arthur's wedding in 1501, and appears to have been at
+pains to make his loyalty know, and to have been outwardly well received.
+But almost immediately afterwards he ran away a second time. And as he
+forthwith proclaimed himself a pretender to the throne, and obtained from
+the Emperor Maximilian a promise of material help--the loan of 4000 of his
+troops, wherewith to make good his pretention--it is not surprising that
+Henry should have set all his ample apparatus of crafty persecution at
+work against a man become so dangerous a foe. But it is surprising to find
+him stooping so very low in his recourse to dirty expedients. The State
+Papers show that bribes were offered all round--to the Emperor, to the
+King of France, Louis XII., to Philip of Castile and Burgundy--as much as
+twelve thousand crowns in gold--for Edmund's surrender or despatch. At
+length, in 1506, Fortune put Philip into Henry's power--a storm driving
+him on our coast. And Henry meanly took advantage of that opportunity to
+extort from the Spaniard an undertaking to surrender Edmund--then detained
+at Namur--agreeing, in return, to Philip's stipulation, that the
+prisoner's life should be spared. That promise he kept to the letter.
+Edmund was detained in the Tower until Henry's death--and then executed on
+Tower Hill by Henry VIII., in obedience to a direction set down with
+incredible rancour in his father's will. Dugdale suggests that, Edmund
+being so popular as a pretender, Henry VIII. did not like to leave the
+kingdom for a war projected in France, with his rival remaining in England
+alive. Another report says, that he was beheaded on the ground of
+correspondence proved to have taken place between himself and his brother,
+then a general in the French army.
+
+Richard had taken service under the King of France as early as 1492.
+Charles VIII. detecting in him even then that brilliant capacity which
+made him in after-life one of the foremost generals of his day, intrusted
+to him the command of 6000 _lansquenets_, at whose head he mastered the
+difficult but valuable art of maintaining discipline among a most unruly,
+but at the same time most serviceable host, and qualified himself for that
+peculiar kind of warfare in which he subsequently gathered splendid
+laurels. By this early favour Charles linked to his Court an officer who,
+as Gaillard says, became one of "_cette pleiade de grands Capitaines qui
+illustrerent les regnes de Louis XII. et Francois I., et porterent si haut
+l'honneur de nos armes--Bayard, la Palisse, la Tremouille, duc de
+Gueldres, Robert de la Marck_ [better known as Fleurange, "Le Jeune
+Aventureux"], _et la famille de Rohan_." Of all these famous
+captains--and, moreover, of Francis of Angouleme himself--Richard was a
+comrade-in-arms and familiar friend. And nobody seemed to be able to
+manage the wild and "_indociles_" mercenaries, who were ready to place
+themselves at the service of any sovereign who would pay them, like
+himself. Dreaded foes--and to the people scarcely less dreaded
+allies--were those "bandes noires" of Northern Germany, who, like the
+modern Prussians, bore on their banner the colours of black and white.
+Before Pampeluna--of gloomy memory--they mutinied even against Bayard,
+"striking"--according to the most approved notions of nineteenth-century
+trades-unionism--at the most critical juncture for the concession of
+double pay. Bayard and Suffolk between them, however, soon reduced them to
+obedience. Brantome relates that it was said of the _lansquenets_ that
+after St. Peter had refused them entrance into heaven, their troubled
+souls could not even obtain admission into hell. The very devils were
+afraid of this wild company. With these rough warriors did Richard fight
+his battles, and fought them so well, that there was not one of the three
+French kings whom he served, who did not feel moved to reward his services
+with a substantial pension, in addition to his open thanks. Ever foremost
+in battle, Richard's company "receveyd," as John Stile reports to Henry
+VIII., "most hurte and los of men then any other of that party." And on
+that fateful day which cost Richard his life, and Francis I. "_tout fors
+l'honneur_," the king declared that, if all his troops had but done their
+duty like Richard's _lansquenets_, the victory would have been his.
+Francis was especially beholden to these rough soldiers, because, by
+winning for him the battle of Marignano, when his crown was still young
+and unsettled upon his head, they raised him to high prestige, and
+completely altered his position in Europe. "_Ce gros garcon gatera tout_,"
+Louis XII. had said--leaving 1800 livres of debts for the "_gros garcon_"
+to pay. The prediction proved wrong.
+
+When Richard de la Pole took service under Charles VIII., his father was
+recently dead "of grief," and his family were under a cloud, owing to
+Lincoln's rising in 1487. The "affable" king was much pleased with his
+captain, and after the siege of Boulogne assigned to him a pension of 7000
+_ecus_. At the conclusion of the treaty of Etaples, Henry VII. began his
+shabby course of persecution against Richard, from which he and his son
+never desisted while Richard was alive, demanding from Charles the
+surrender of his foe. Charles, however, flatly refused the demand. King
+Charles's pension, it is sadly to be feared, lapsed with his life in 1498;
+for in 1505, and thereabouts, we find Richard in absolute
+destitution--left, indeed, in pawn by his brother Edmund for that
+brother's debts with the citizens of Aix-la-Chapelle. (Sir Henry Ellis,
+with a little too much knowledge of German geography, places Richard at
+"Aken on the Elbe." It is, however, perfectly clear that the place of his
+detention was Aachen--that is, what we generally call Aix-la-Chapelle, but
+for which both Edmund and Richard adopted various fancy spellings, as,
+indeed, they did for most of their words, from the simple article upward.)
+
+As Richard's fate is so closely bound up with Edmund's, it may be
+convenient to review at one rapid glance the fortunes of that poor
+nobleman after his flight in 1501. He first repaired to Imst, in the
+Tyrol, to seek help from the Emperor Maximilian. The Emperor Maximilian
+gave him ample encouragement, drew up an agreement, kept his confidential
+agent as representative at his own Court, and sent him with letters of
+recommendation to Aix-la-Chapelle, where, hoping to obtain further
+succour, Edmund managed to outrun the constable, and was fain to leave his
+brother as pledge. In spring 1502 it was proposed that Edmund, to make
+good his claim, should land in England from Denmark. In that same year,
+however, Henry talked over the Emperor, and concluded a treaty with him,
+by which Maximilian bound himself not to allow any English rebels to
+reside in his dominions, "even though they be of the rank of dukes." That
+was, there can be no doubt, specially aimed at Edmund and Richard. Edmund
+now despaired of help in the quarter appealed to, and transferred his
+attentions to the Court of the Count Palatine. In 1504 he entered
+Guelders, with a view to proceeding to Frisia and obtaining pecuniary
+assistance--so he writes to his pawned brother at Aachen--from Duke George
+of Saxony. The Duke of Guelders, greedy to secure--as Archduke Philip, his
+cousin, writes to Henry--the reward which he is likely to receive from
+Henry, plays the traitor and enters into an intrigue with Philip of
+Burgundy--it is always the same Philip--who eventually "interns" Edmund at
+Namur.
+
+Poor Richard was in sore straits all the time. "Here I ly," he writes to
+his brother in very curious English, "in gret peyne and pouerte for your
+Grace, and no manner of comffort I have of your Grace.... Sir, be my
+trothe ye dele ffery hardly with me." "Sir," he writes again another time,
+"I beseche your Grace, send me some what to help me with all." He reports
+that--while Edmund was at Namur--the indignant "bourgoys of Aix" have sent
+a deputation to Philip to see what redress they could obtain. And coming
+back empty-handed they had denounced Edmund to Richard as "_le pluis false
+homme que oncques fuyt de sa parole_," and threatened to expose him at all
+the courts of Europe. At the same time Richard is made uncomfortable by
+the fact that he knows that Henry has offered the burgesses of Aix
+bribes--as much as 5000 crowns in gold--if they will deliver him "three
+lieuwes out of the town of Aix"--"and he will pay them," he significantly
+adds.
+
+From Namur, Edmund, with a mixture of rather too ingenuous prudence and
+folly, as a last shift, offers a reconciliation to Henry, but fixes his
+own terms exorbitantly high. This offer, as has been already related,
+sealed his doom. He died by the executioner in 1513.
+
+His death left Richard the more or less recognised "White Rose" claimant
+to the throne of England. (What became of his two elder brothers, Humphrey
+and Edward--both of whom took orders, and one of whom was Archdeacon of
+Richmond--we are not told.) Somehow or other he had managed to get away
+from Aix in 1506. For in that year we find the Emperor reporting to Henry
+that he had seized the French "orators," who had proceeded to Hungary by
+way of Venice. He had looked out, as desired, for Richard, but had not
+been able to find him among the company. In April, 1507, however, Richard
+writes, dating his letter "Budae," to the Bishop of Liege--one of the De
+la Marcks with whom at Metz he was to become intimate--in Latin, which is
+very much better than his English, though that is not saying much.
+
+King Henry having, in 1509, given proofs of his peculiar goodwill towards
+the De la Poles, by excepting them in distinct terms from a general
+pardon, we cannot be surprised to learn that Richard--"Blanche Rose" they
+called him in France--had grown busy scheming against his sovereign. Louis
+XII. was then at war with Henry, and it served Louis's purpose to turn to
+account the "_instrument de trouble que le roi dans l'occassion pouvait
+faire agir en Angleterre--une etincelle qui pouvait y rallumer les
+anciennes incendies_." In 1512 we have John Stile reporting to Henry, that
+"your sayd rebel was mayde a Capytan of the Almaynys that went you to
+Navar, where many of the Almaynys now of late be slayne." "The Almaynys"
+were Richard's _lansquenets_, who indeed suffered great "hurte and los" in
+that ill-starred campaign. Richard fought there side by side with Bayard,
+and half starved with him on bread made of millet; and though their defeat
+meant disaster to the King of Navarre, the army were not altogether sorry
+to be called back to Artois, invaded by the English. Richard's command of
+the "French fleet for a rising in England," recorded by Peter Martyr, was
+probably only of brief duration. For we find him again at the head of his
+6000 _lansquenets_ at Therouenne, besieged by the English, and taking part
+in the inglorious "battle of the Spurs"--so named because the French,
+taken by surprise while riding, not their war-horses, but their
+"hackneys," trusted more to their spurs than to their swords. That day of
+Guinegate helped to bring peace to England and France--and to send Richard
+to Metz. The Duc de Longueville, taken prisoner on that day, turned his
+captivity to account for negotiating a treaty of peace--one condition of
+which was that the Princess Mary, Henry VIII.'s sister, should be married
+to the all but dying Louis XII.--as the clerics of the Basoche said, "_Une
+hacquenee pour le porter bientost et plus doucement en enfer ou en
+paradis_." Another condition was, that Richard should be given up. To this
+Louis would not agree, but answered in almost the same terms which his
+cousin had used, "_Qu'il aimait mieux perdre tout ce qu'il possedait que
+de le conserver en violant l'hospitalite_." Some people say that this was
+mere bounce. But it had its effect.
+
+A compromise was arranged, in pursuance of which Richard was banished to
+Metz. That was rather a cool proceeding on the part of the two monarchs,
+considering that Metz was then a city of the Empire, in no sort of
+dependence upon either Henry or Louis. The thirteen Jurats of Metz were
+accordingly a little taken aback when they received Louis's letter to
+"_mes bons amis_," begging that his _protege_ might be "_bien recu et bien
+advenu_"--as well they might, in view of the treaty concluded between
+England and their master, the Emperor, in 1502, with special reference to
+this self-styled "duke." However, they got over the difficulty by granting
+Richard a _laissezpasser_ for eight days, to be indefinitely renewed,
+while that should prove practicable. So De la Pole went to Metz, England
+and France got their peace for a time, and Mary--"_bien polie, mignoinne,
+gente et belle_" as she was--married Louis, "_fort gouteux vies et
+caducque_," as a brief prelude to her clandestine marriage with the new
+Duke of Suffolk, Brandon.
+
+On the 2d of September, 1514, one Saturday, we read in Vigneulles,
+"Blanche Rose" entered Metz, escorted by sixty "_chevaliers_," several
+French "_gentilhommes_," and a guard of honour furnished by the Duke of
+Lorraine, Rene II. That was making his entry in good style; and such
+style, on the whole, he managed to maintain whilst in Metz. It is true
+that at times he was very short of money, and paid his servants, dressed
+"in grey and blue," their wages most irregularly; and that even his
+chaplain could wring his "wages" from him only "a crown at a time." But
+that was because, what with keeping open house, and entertaining the
+_honoratiores_ of Metz, betting, gambling, and making love to other men's
+wives, "the Duke" spent his money faster than he got it. King Louis had
+allowed him a pension of 6000 _ecus_ per annum. King Francis made very
+much of him, and from time to time "augmented his stipend." The Messins,
+always inclined to hospitality, took delight in honouring their guest,
+whose chivalrous manners and easy amiability made him popular. And they
+never ceased to look upon him as "_le vray heritier d'Angleterre qui
+devoit mieulx estre roy que celui qui l'estoit_."
+
+Metz was then in a semi-independent state, which, in the present day, it
+is interesting to study. Its nationality was German, its language was a
+curious sort of early French. Its sympathies were French, too. Its
+seigneurs served in the French army; and at the famous "sacres" of French
+kings, representatives of the leading families of Metz--the Serrieres, the
+Gournays, the De Heus, the Baudoches, &c.--attended, and considered it an
+honour to be dubbed knights. To complete the mixture of nationalities, the
+city was surrounded by Lorraine, then an independent dukedom. The
+government of the city was in principle the same as that of other great
+German free towns--Strassburg, Bale, Cologne, Mayence, &c. There was
+nothing at all similar in France. It was divided into six (originally only
+five) "paraiges." Its head was a _maitre echevin_, at that time appointed
+afresh every year. It was administered by a council of thirteen Jurats,
+representing, for the most part, the patrician families. From the judgment
+of the Thirteen there was no appeal. The larger Council consisted of the
+Thirteen, with the addition of an indefinite number of "prudhommes" or
+"wardours"; and for purposes of taxation and similar business, the whole
+mass of citizens were called together. There were, moreover, standing
+committees of seven each, appointed to deal severally with matters of war,
+gates and walls, the collection of taxes, the treasury, and paving. There
+were also three mayors under the _maitre echevin_ and a number of "amans"
+or amanuenses, answering to modern notaries. The whole city was a
+thoroughly self-contained little republic.
+
+Among these people Richard de la Pole had come to take up his abode. As a
+welcome, the Thirteen presented him with two demi-cuves of wine, one red
+the other "clairet," and, moreover, with twenty-five quarters of oats for
+his horses. The question of housing so distinguished a guest presented
+some difficulties. On the advice of Michel Chaverson, the _maitre echevin_
+for the year, the Thirteen committed Richard to the care of Vigneulles,
+the writer of the Memoirs, then already a citizen of note and substance.
+For the first three nights he put Richard up at "la Court St Mairtin,"
+which was presumably near the Church of St Martin still existing. The
+Duke of Lorraine's Guard were quartered in what was then the leading
+hotel, "a l'Ange," which has now disappeared. Nothing suitable offering
+for a longer residence, Vigneulles prevailed upon his fellow-citizen,
+Chevalier Claude Baudoche, one of the foremost men in the place, and
+"Seigneur of Moulins"--the prettily situated village or almost suburb
+which you pass on your way to the battle-fields of 1870--to lend him for
+an indefinite period his magnificent mansion called "Paisse Temps,"
+situated on the bank of one arm of the Moselle. The site may still easily
+be traced. It adjoined the Abbey of St Vincent, of which the church still
+stands--a beautiful church inside, though insignificant without. Its
+architectural lines are perfect, and there is some fine stained glass from
+the famous works of Champigneulles, of Metz, which were in 1875 removed to
+Bar-le-Duc. The Baudoches were at that time a wealthy and highly
+influential family in Metz. To-day, such is the instability of things
+terrestrial, the city knows them no more. About fifty years ago, their
+last remaining representative was a small watchmaker plying his trade in
+an insignificant shop in the Rue Fournirue. Of the suitableness of the
+house secured there could be no question; for in it Pierre Baudoche,
+Claude's father, had entertained several crowned heads, including the
+Emperor Maximilian. Here Richard found a lordly home, which he maintained
+in a lordly style, receiving in turn all the leading personages of Metz
+and dispensing a princely hospitality.
+
+On New Year's Day, 1515, precisely at midnight, Louis XII. died, not
+twelve weeks after his marriage with Mary, who--rather uncomfortable under
+the attentions paid her by Francis, French historians say--very soon left
+the Court, to marry the new Duke of Suffolk. The "gros garcon" could not
+keep quiet long. With an army including no less than 26,000 _lansquenets_
+he marched into Italy, to claim his succession to the Milanais, and won
+the battle of Marignano. In this campaign Richard appears to have found no
+employment, though his old corps, the _lansquenets_, covered themselves
+with glory. The treaty with England, forbidding his employment in France,
+was still too recent for him to be allowed to lend the aid of his sword.
+Truth to tell, Henry gained mighty little by Richard's ostensible
+inaction. Being at Metz, plotting and scheming, he made the king far more
+uncomfortable than he could possibly have done had he been fighting at
+Marignano. He was reported to be planning all sorts of enterprises.
+Evidently he was much feared at home. Wolsey complains that malcontents
+and men out of work threaten that they will join De la Pole and take part
+in the impending invasion. On Henry's side it is all treachery and
+scheming. Richard is to be waylaid, to be murdered, and so on. Lord
+Worcester writes that he "knows of a gentleman who will take that matter
+in hand." He is to be seized "when he goes into the field either to course
+the hares or to see his horses" (_i.e._, to take exercise). The Emperor,
+on the other hand, had grown so careless in the observance of his treaty
+with England, that the Messins had plucked up courage formally to present
+Richard with the freedom of their city. And a "paper of intelligence" to
+the English Court describes him as "in his glory."
+
+In 1516 "Blanche Rose" could remain quiet no longer. He must see Francis,
+and ask for military employment. So on the 22d February, without telling
+any one a word, we find him mounting horse, taking with him only his cook
+and a page, and trotting off to Paris, covering a hundred miles in
+twenty-four hours. But there was no employment for him yet. He returned on
+the 3rd of April. On Christmas Eve he repeats his ride, again secretly,
+accompanied by the Duke of Guelders, who had come to Metz in disguise. He
+returned, as he had come, in strict privacy, on the 17th February. After
+his return Claude Baudoche found that he could no longer spare "Paisse
+Temps," and politely turned out his guest. But he placed another house at
+his disposal, which may still be seen, at the crossing of the Rue de
+l'Esplanade and the Rue des Prisons Militaires (I give the French names,
+having forgotten the German). In the old chronicles the house, previously
+occupied by Jean or Jehan de Vy, is described as "_apres le grant maison
+de coste de St Esprit_." Just opposite it is the Church of St Martin, a
+rather interesting building, exhibiting a curious medley of architectural
+styles. A rather remarkable feature in the church is a row of curious
+sculptures. "Blanche Rose's" house, dwindled terribly in size, and shorn
+of its ancient splendour, though still exhibiting some small remnants of
+former grandeur, such as zigzag mouldings and Gothic labels, directly
+faces this church on one side, and on the other side a public building,
+which is, if I recollect right, the military prison, and in front of which
+a Prussian sentry paces solemnly up and down.
+
+At this house it was that Richard conceived the curious idea of treating
+his fellow-burgesses to what must have infallibly endeared him to English
+neighbours--namely, the spectacle of a horse-race. Such a thing as that
+was, it appears, previously quite unknown in Metz. And accordingly it
+occasioned not a little stir. Richard and "_aultres seigneurs_," we read,
+were much given to exciting pastimes, including gambling and betting. And
+Richard, being the owner of a horse of which--like other owners of
+horses--he had an exceedingly high opinion, was rash enough one day to
+offer a bet against any one who might maintain that within ten "_lues_"
+round there was another horse running equally well. Nicolle Dex (whose
+name was pronounced Desh) readily took the bet, offering, to run his own
+horse against Richard's. All the particulars of the arrangements for the
+race are minutely recorded by Vigneulles. The two men were to ride their
+own horses. The course was to be from the Orme at Aubigny (a village five
+miles from Metz) to the gate of the Abbey of St. Clement (which abbey was
+destroyed in 1552, when the Duc de Guise held Metz against Charles V.).
+The bet was for eighty "_escus d'or au solleil_," which was to be paid
+beforehand to a stakeholder. The race came off on the appointed day,
+Saturday the 2nd of May--the day on which "_l'awaine et le bacon_" were,
+by regulation of the authorities, first sold. That would enable the
+competitors to get easily out of the gate of St. Thibault--which was
+conveniently near Richard's house, but which had to be opened on purpose.
+The Chevalier Dex, with an amount of cunning of which Vigneulles does not
+altogether approve, had for some days before subjected both himself and
+his horse to preparatory treatment--"_dieu scet comment_." "_Comme il me
+fut dit et certifie_," that treatment consisted in his drinking nothing
+but white wine--which is the more sour of the two, and therefore is
+supposed rather strongly to contract the human frame--and giving his horse
+no hay whatever. Moreover, he had his horse shod with very light steel
+shoes. And himself he made as light as possible, riding "_tout en
+pourpoint, avec un petit bonnet en sa teste_," without shoes and without a
+saddle, having merely a light saddle-cloth laid over the horse's back.
+"Blanche Rose," however, rode in a saddle, and booted and spurred as for
+ordinary exercise. When the signal was given, Vigneulles says, the
+horsemen started with such terrible impetuosity that the bystanders
+thought the earth was going to open under them. "Blanche Rose" kept the
+lead most part of the way. But when the two reached St. Laidre--a
+_leproserie_ near Montigny (the name of which still survives in a hamlet
+situated between Montigny and Aubigny) famed for its asparagus and
+fruit--Dex's artifices began to tell. Richard's horse was found to puff
+and to pant, and could not keep pace with its rival. Nicolle outstripped
+him. And though Richard spurred his horse till "_le cler sanc en sailloit
+de tout couste_," it availed him nothing. Nicolle, having husbanded his
+horse's powers, came in first at the post. Richard was terribly annoyed,
+but he "_ne dedaignait de risquer un peu de honte contre beaucoup de
+plaisir_," like a good many other people. Very naturally, however, he
+would have his revenge. So the next St. Clement's Day saw the two horses
+running against one another once more; but it seems that their masters did
+not this time act as their own jockeys. Ill luck would have it that
+"Blanche Rose's" jockey, one of his pages, was thrown whilst riding, by
+which mishap his master lost his bet a second time. After that he did not
+tempt fortune again on the turf.
+
+A month after the first race, Richard made a second attempt to obtain a
+command under Francis. Accompanied by several "_de nos jonnes seigneurs_,"
+he proceeded to Milan and other places in Italy. "_Dieu les conduie_,"
+piously ejaculates Vigneulles. They arrived, as it turned out, a day after
+the fair. Peace had been concluded, and the _seigneurs_ returned to Metz
+without having had occasion to draw their swords.
+
+In this year, Henry, through one of his emissaries, tempted Richard with a
+proposal that he should endeavour to make his peace with the king, and
+write him a letter in that sense. The king, explained Alamire, the
+emissary in question, "had the character of being most clement." "So I
+have heard," replied Richard, scenting the mischief; "and how well I
+should stand with my present protector, the King of France, if King Henry
+were to show him my letter!"
+
+In the following year Richard once more rode to Paris, seeking employment.
+This time he was rewarded with a secret mission, on which he was sent into
+Normandy. It was about this time that Giustiniani learnt from the legate,
+Campeggio, that Francis favoured "Blanche Rose" more than ever, and Henry
+and his ministers again began to feel acutely uncomfortable. They had
+heard, so the State Papers show, that Francis and Richard were plotting
+mischief: Francis was favouring the Duke of Albany and trying to stir up
+disturbances in Scotland. There was a scheme on foot, Sir Richard
+Jernegan reports, according to which the Duke of Albany was to sail from
+Brittany to Scotland, "there to make business against the king," while
+"Blanche Rose" was to invade England from Denmark, abetted by the king of
+that country, and accompanied by that king's uncle, the Duke of Ulske; and
+Monsieur de Bourbon and the Duke of Vendome were at the same time to
+besiege Tournay, which, in the peace of 1514, England had managed to
+retain. We cannot be altogether surprised, knowing in what systematic
+manner the Henrys persecuted the De la Poles, to learn that a man was said
+to have been taken in Champagne, paid by Henry to kill Richard. Indeed the
+thought of getting rid of Richard by assassination appears to have been
+habitually uppermost in Henry's mind.
+
+However, the threatened invasion did not take place yet. Francis had other
+work to turn his thoughts to. On the 12th of January, 1519, Emperor
+Maximilian of Germany died, and the question arose, who was to be the next
+Emperor. Charles, the youthful King of Spain, was a candidate, and Francis
+of France resolved to enter the lists against him. He considered himself
+to have a fair chance. He seems to have counted even on Henry's support;
+but Henry, it turned out, cherished ill-founded hopes of being himself
+elected, and fought in a half-hearted way for his own hand. Francis,
+however, spared no pains in his canvass. He bribed and coaxed and promised
+all round, and indeed only very narrowly missed the election. At the last
+moment the Elector of Saxony left him in the lurch, just as, nearly three
+centuries after, that Elector's successor failed Napoleon at Leipzig,
+going over to the other side. But for that defection Francis would of a
+surety have been elected Emperor. One of the promises which Francis had
+rashly made, was this: "_Si je suis elu, trois ans apres l'election, je
+jure que je serai a Constantinople ou je serai mort_." At the very last
+stage of the proceedings he despatched Richard de la Pole as a
+confidential envoy to Prague, where the Electoral College was sitting, to
+further his candidature. In the National Library at Paris a manuscript
+letter is still preserved containing the king's instructions. However,
+Richard arrived too late.
+
+In the same year--1519--"Blanche Rose" found himself compelled to change
+his quarters a second time. Claude Baudoche "_vouloit r'avoir ses
+maisons_." The dean and chapter of Metz signalised their goodwill towards
+the guest of their city by making over to him for life, at a nominal rent
+of 10 _sols messins_ per annum, their old mansion, called "la Haulte
+Pierre," occupying the commanding site on which now stands the Palais de
+Justice. In all probability, the handsome esplanade now leading up to that
+building did not at that time exist, nor yet perhaps the splendid terrace
+facing the Moselle and St. Quentin. But at all times the situation must
+have been unique. The reason why the house was let so cheap was, that it
+was then in an utterly dilapidated condition, and the tenant undertook
+thoroughly to repair it. He did better, as the chapter remembered to his
+credit after his death. At a heavy cost--he spent 2000 gold florins upon
+it in one year--he rebuilt it from top to bottom in magnificent style.
+That mansion does not now survive. It was pulled down in 1776 to make
+room for the present structure, more useful though less showy, in which
+are housed the provincial law-courts.
+
+While still in "la Rue de la Grande Maison"--the Rue de
+l'Esplanade--Richard de la Pole got entangled in a little love intrigue,
+which caused a tremendous commotion in the town, and led him into serious
+trouble. Metz was rather famed in those days for its goldsmiths. The Rue
+Fournirue--still interesting--was full of them. One of these artisans,
+named Nicolas Sebille, had a young wife, whom Vigneulles describes as
+"_une des belles jonnes femmes, qui fut point en la cite de Metz, haulte,
+droite et elancee et blanche comme la neige_." To this beautiful young
+woman's heart Richard successfully laid siege. She came to see him at his
+house, which was conveniently near. The conquest does not appear to have
+cost him much persuasion. Evidently Madame Sebille was as hotly smitten
+with him as he was with her. To be able to carry on his little amour with
+the greater freedom, he gave the unsuspecting husband an order for some
+very costly and elaborate goldsmith's work, necessitating one or two
+journeys to Paris, the expense of which Richard was quite content to pay.
+While the husband was away "_celle belle Sebille_" went "_aulcunes fois
+bancqueter et faire la bonne chiere en l'ostel du dit duc_," so much so
+that the city began to talk. The duke, for the safety of his lady-love,
+employed a certain hosier named Mangenat to escort her and watch the
+streets. Mangenat was in one sense admirably fitted for this office--for
+he was a stalwart bully, who soon became the terror of all the
+neighbourhood. Like the German and French police in these days, he
+suspected a spy or an enemy in every person he met, and struck and mauled
+a good many harmless creatures. That caused additional scandal; and as
+there was no police to maintain peace and order, the neighbours, after
+complaining a good deal, took the law into their own hand, and one fine
+night, early in September, turned out in force to lynch Mangenat. Richard
+had by that time removed to "Haulte Pierre," and there was therefore a
+considerable distance to cover between his house and the Rue Fournirue.
+The neighbours were firmly resolved to turn Mangenat into a "_corps sans
+ame_." Mangenat, however, managed to elude them. The neighbours then laid
+their plaint before the Thirteen. Madame Sebille, fearing her husband's
+wrath, resolutely packed up her clothes and jewels and other belongings,
+and with them also her husband's money, and transferred herself with these
+possessions to the "Haulte Pierre." This made matters still worse,
+especially when Nicolas returned home and set a-clamouring for his money
+and his wife. Watching for "Blanche Rose," he caught him one day in the
+Rue Fournirue, and very nearly did for him. On Sunday, the 16th of
+September, he demonstratively took up his position, fully armed with sword
+and hallebarde, at the cathedral door, intending to knock Richard's life
+out of him in the sacred place. Richard was warned, and wisely kept out of
+the way. However, as Nicolas tried to raise a popular tumult, on the
+ground that an outraged plebeian could obtain no legal redress from the
+patrician court--"_l'aristocratie_," says M. des Robert, "_fut tout
+puissante_"--the Thirteen could ignore the case no longer. With some
+difficulty they persuaded "the duke" to let Madame Sebille go. He agreed
+to this only on the distinct understanding that Nicolas "_ne lui_ [that
+is, his wife] _ne reprochait en rien sa conduite, ni ne la baittroit, ni
+ne lui diroit parole qui l'en puist desplaire, si non que leur debast ou
+huttin vint pour aultre chose_." This undertaking having been given--by
+the Thirteen--Madame Sebille was brought before the court under protection
+of a strong armed escort, consisting of notable chevaliers. Of course
+Nicolas would in no wise agree to the terms proposed. And so the
+Thirteen--it is interesting to learn how these cases were dealt with in
+those early days--kept his wife in their own charge, lodging her very
+fitly in the council-room of the "Seven of War," and supplying her with
+good food and drink at the expense of the town. Thereupon Nicolas, as he
+could not obtain redress as a citizen of Metz, migrated to Thionville,
+became a burgess of that town and then--as he was entitled to do in those
+days--levied war in person on the man who had wronged him. He bribed "_Des
+Allemans_" to waylay and kidnap or kill Richard, just as the two English
+Henrys had done. Richard, being a little bit frightened, sought refuge in
+the chateau of Ennery, belonging to Signor Nicolle de Heu. (This fact was
+promptly reported to Henry.) Here, Vigneulles says, Richard meant to
+"_passer melancolie et passer son dueil_." However, Sebille's "_Allemans_"
+found him out, and one day very nearly captured him. So "Blanche Rose"
+thought it prudent to seek safer quarters. He found them at Toul. Nicolas
+does not appear to have followed him so far, nor to have troubled himself
+much further about his faithless wife. This put the Thirteen in a fix.
+They had the lady on their hands, and were sorely puzzled what to do with
+her. Nicolas would not have her on any account, and could not at
+Thionville be made to take her; and restore her to Richard they in
+propriety could not. After much deliberation, having detained her a full
+fortnight at public expense, they cut the knot to their own satisfaction
+by handing Madame Sebille over to her brother, one Gaudin, a butcher, who
+was to take care of her. Gaudin gave her in charge to an old woman selling
+wax candles. Madame Sebille was under strict injunction not to leave the
+city. But who could expect her to observe that command? Anyhow, one fire
+morning, pretending that she had a pilgrimage to perform to "St. Trottin,"
+she made her way outside the city gates disguised as a _vendangeresse_,
+with a basket by her side and a sickle in her hand. Outside the walls she
+was met by friends who at once put her into a page's clothes, in which, of
+course, she marched as straight as she could to Toul, and joined "Blanche
+Rose," to her swain's delight as well as her own. Richard had once more
+"_ne dedaigne de risquer un peu de honte contre beaucoup de plaisir_." He
+and his lady-love were now outside the jurisdiction of the Thirteen, and
+might therefore consider themselves safe. But upon the abettors of the
+lady's flight the magistrates visited their share in the offence with all
+the greater rigour. Notwithstanding Richard's earnest interposition, they
+heavily fined and banished them. Thus ends the story of Richard's amour;
+for what became of Madame Sebille afterwards, neither history nor
+tradition records. She was not allowed to enjoy the company of her knight
+long; for stirring events were in train, which required his presence
+elsewhere.
+
+In 1521 a powerful alliance of European States was formed against Francis
+I., designed to humble the victor of Marignano. It comprised the Emperor,
+the Pope, the King of England, Florence, Venice, and Genoa. In 1522
+England invaded Picardy and Flanders. That put an end to the treaty
+engagements of 1514, and made Richard's services allowable as well as
+needful to the French king. Indeed "Blanche Rose" did not wait to be
+summoned. The State papers and other official publications of that period
+relate how busy he was plotting against England and Scotland. King Francis
+took a delight in parading his partiality for the Duke of Albany and the
+"Duke of Suffolk." He rode in public with one of them on one side and one
+on the other. He slapped Richard on the back and said in the hearing of
+the Court: "My Lord of Suffolk, I will set you in England with 40,000 men
+within few days." He proposed a marriage for Richard with the daughter of
+the Duke of Holstein, and planned sundry invasions of England which,
+happily, did not come off. But Richard joined the French army under Guise
+and Vendome, and fought against his countrymen in Picardy. There he raised
+a corps of 2,000 men on his own authority, and led this welcome
+reinforcement to Francis at St. Jean de Moustiers. In 1524 he accompanied
+Albany into Scotland, without, however, doing much hurt. But he greatly
+frightened Henry's officers. We find Fitzwilliam writing to Wolsey, urging
+him, in face of "his wretched traitor" being in the field, to "hasten over
+some men to give courage to the Flemings."
+
+Then came the campaign which led to the catastrophe of Pavia. Richard
+joined the French army at Marseilles, and was, in company with Francis of
+Lorraine, placed at the head of his old corps the German _lansquenets_,
+who were delighted to fight under so practised and trusted a leader. They
+were 6,000 at the beginning of the campaign, pitted against a larger
+number of their own brethren under Frundsberg, in the Emperor's service.
+On St. Matthias Day, in 1525, the battle of Pavia was fought, which lost
+Francis his liberty. Francis, as usual, showed no want of dash, but a
+lamentable lack of prudence. Mistaking the enemy's retreat, under the fire
+of his guns, for a settled defeat, he sent his infantry after them,
+placing the bulk of his army between the foe and his own artillery. The
+allies were not slow to turn this false move to account. Charging back
+upon their foes, they overwhelmed them with superior numbers. That lost
+the French the day. Richard's _lansquenets_ did their best to retrieve the
+error. Having knelt down, as their manner was, and thrown dust behind
+them, they rushed, singing their familiar war-songs, into the fray with an
+impetus which promised to break the hostile ranks. "Had but the Switzers
+fought like the _lansquenets_," Francis said after the battle, "the day
+would have been ours." But the odds were too many against them. They were
+met by their own fellow-_lansquenets_--each side being furious with the
+other. The German men were wroth at seeing their comrades on the other
+side, fighting against their own country--the French at seeing their
+brother-soldiers desert so faithful an employer as Francis. So no quarter
+was given on either side. And the French _lansquenets_--they had lost
+one-fourth of their number before the charge began--being wedged in
+between a superior force of Germans closing in on either side, were simply
+crushed as between two millstones. The list of killed was long--and
+brilliant. Among the slain were the two captains of the _lansquenets_,
+Francis of Lorraine and Richard de la Pole. The latter had--as a painting
+preserved in the Ashmolean Museum indicates--died protecting Francis with
+his sword. He was found buried under "_un monceau_" of dead enemies
+against whom he had fought. There was loud rejoicing in the camp of the
+allies. It was given out that "three kings" had been taken or
+killed--Francis, the unfortunate King of Navarre, and, "to make up the
+trinity of kings," says a despatch addressed to Wolsey, "La Rose Blanche,
+whom they call the King of Scots." Appended to the curious despatch which
+Frundsberg forwarded to the Emperor, giving a report of the battle--the
+oldest record extant--is a drawing, showing three crowned knights, fancy
+portraits of the "kings."
+
+One is prepared to find Henry VIII. ordering a triumph, and congratulating
+himself upon his happy riddance from a rival who had been more of a thorn
+in his side than the present generation is probably aware. But it does
+seem small to read, in the State Papers, of one of Henry's tools begging
+from Wolsey the king's authority for seizing "some goods of no great
+amount" that Richard had left at Metz.
+
+The French were far more chivalrous in their treatment of the dead
+warrior. We read in Camden that "for his singular valour" his very enemy,
+the Duke of Bourbon, "honoured his remains with splendid obsequies, and
+attended in person as one of the chief mourners." Francis expressed his
+attachment to the fallen, and his indebtedness to him for brilliant
+services. "_La France_," says Gaillard, "_perdit en lui un allie utile,
+qui la servit efficacement et sans rien exiger d'elle_." Considering that
+he was an English subject, that may sound questionable praise. But though
+he may have shown too great willingness to avail himself of the excuse, it
+should be borne in mind that it was England's kings who first drove him
+into treason.
+
+The chapter of Metz, grateful for Richard's liberality, passed the
+following "resolution"--as we should say--founding a mass for the repose
+of their benefactor's soul: "Aprilis anno Domini 1525 in conflictu apud
+Paviensem civitatem quo tunc Franciscus Gallorum rex per exercitum
+Romanorum imperatoris captus et Hispaniam captivus ductus extituit,
+habito, obiit quondam illuster Richardus dux de Suffolk qui domum nostram
+dictam a la Haute Pierre sibi ante per nos ad vitam locatam obtinens valde
+somptuose restauravit, unde statuimus nunc anniversarium quotannum
+Ecclesia nostra pro salute animae suae perpetuo celebrari."
+
+That mass ought, of course, to be read still. However, deans and chapters
+have as little respect for "pious founders"--though these be their own
+predecessors--as British Parliaments in democratic days. Consequently, the
+ecclesiastical function has long since been discontinued.
+
+Apart from Richard's death, Henry did not find himself much of a gainer by
+the victory of Pavia. He had contributed nothing directly to the battle,
+and Charles V. accordingly would concede him none of the spoils. On the
+contrary, grasping monarch that he was, under cover of a marriage-portion
+to be given to Henry's daughter, he asked for a subsidy of 600,000 ducats.
+We need not be surprised to find Henry shortly after concluding a treaty
+with France, which secured him two millions of crowns.
+
+One more notice we have of Richard de la Pole, the last of his race.
+Describing Pavia, as he found it in 1594, Fynes Moryson says: "Neere that
+(the castle) is the Church of St. Austine; there I did reade this
+inscription, written in Latin upon another sepulchre:--The French King
+Francis I. being taken by Caesar's army neere Pavia, the 24th of February,
+in the yeere 1525, among other lords, these were slaine: Francis Duke of
+Lorayne, Richard de la Pole, Englishman and Duke of Suffolk, banished by
+his tyrant King Henry VIII. At last Charles Parker of Morley, kinseman of
+the said Richard, banished out of England for the Catholike faith by
+Queene Elizabeth, and made Bishop here by the bounty of Philip, King of
+Spain, did out of his small means erect this monument to him."
+
+This is the last memorial of a life which created not a little stir in its
+day, and might under more favourable circumstances have been made signally
+serviceable to Richard's own country. Even that last memorial has probably
+now disappeared. But still "White Rose" may fairly claim a place at any
+rate in the lighter records of English history.
+
+
+
+
+III.--THE EARLY ANCESTORS OF OUR QUEEN.[5]
+
+
+Thanks to Cook, thanks to our all-reporting newspaper-press, and thanks,
+not least, to our truly Athenian craving continually for "some new thing,"
+Ammergau has become almost a household word among us. Everybody has heard
+of its "Passion Play." Every tenth year sees Britons rushing in shoals to
+the picturesque banks of the Ammer, to witness there, while it may be
+witnessed, the last surviving specimen of that popular religious drama
+which in bygone times helped the Church so materially, and over so wide an
+area, to impress her truths upon men's minds. But I question, if among all
+those thousands of sight-seeing Britons, who gather as interested
+spectators, there are many who realize in what very close relation that
+same little valley stands to the early fortunes of the ancient House whose
+Head now occupies our Throne. How many, indeed, among us can be said to
+know very much at all about that family? And yet the history of that race
+ought to be of some interest to us. In these latter days it has become
+intertwined with the history of our own nation. It is marked by striking
+contrasts of ups and downs, at one time leading the Guelphs on a rapid
+triumphal progress up to the very steps of the Imperial Throne, then again
+dropping them down to the obscure level of paltry insignificance. It tells
+of a race endowed with a strong individuality--manly, chivalrous,
+generous; but generally also headstrong and reckless. It is interwoven
+with pathetic legend. Its early beginnings are lost in the dim haze of a
+prehistoric age. Its latter end has not yet come. There is no dynasty now
+surviving equally ancient--there is but one which can join in the boast
+which up to a few decades ago the Guelphs could make:--that on the throne
+on which it was planted centuries ago it has retained its hold to the
+present generation. That other dynasty is the family, Slav by descent, of
+the Obotrite Grand Dukes of Mecklenburg--the same race whom our Alfred the
+Great speaks of as "Apdrede." The present grand dukes are the direct
+descendants of that terrible Prince Niklot, of the twelfth century, whom
+among German princes only the Guelph, Henry the Lion, was found strong
+enough to subdue. But before Bodrician Niklot had mounted his barbarian
+throne, Henry the Generous had already been installed as chief over
+Lueneburg--the principality over which his family continued to rule down to
+1866, when the cruel Fortune of War decided against its last Guelph chief.
+In the adjoining Duchy of Brunswick, over which, as forming part of
+ancient Saxony, the Guelphs were set as heads in 1127, the family
+continued to hold sway till 1884, when Death removed the last scion of
+their older line, in the person of the late Duke of Brunswick. The Guelph
+pedigree, however, goes very much farther back than the time of Henry.
+Long even before Guelph Odoacer, at the head of his Teuton hordes,
+dethroned that caricature of an Emperor, Romulus Augustulus, there were
+Guelph "Agilolfings" leading to battle, as trusted chiefs, their own
+Scyrian tribes. What the later history of the family might have been, if
+to its constitutional valour and generosity had been joined the less
+showy, but far more useful, qualities of prudence and judgment, we may
+now, by the light of past events, readily conjecture. The Guelphs were in
+Henry's day by far the strongest dynasty in Germany--at a period when for
+the Imperial throne above all things a strong dynasty was needed. Had
+Germany elected Henry the Generous as Emperor, as everybody expected that
+she would, the Guelphs might still be wearing the crown of Charlemagne,
+and Germany might have a different tale to tell, both of her past
+experiences and of her present position. For it deserves to be noticed
+that all the troubles which came upon the Empire, by minute subdivision of
+its territory, and by the setting up of "opposition emperors," sprang
+directly and demonstrably from contests provoked with the Guelphs. It was
+Henry IV.'s resistance to Welf IV. that led to the multiplication of
+vassal crowns, which subsequently became a curse to Germany. It was the
+Powers pledged to the support of the Guelphs--most notably the Popes and
+our Coeur-de-Lion--who put forward those troublesome "opposition
+emperors," the forerunners and direct cause of the ruinous
+Interregnum--"die kaiserlose, die schreckliche Zeit"--and by such means of
+the political prostration of the country enduring through centuries.
+
+But our interest, in England, lies more with the Guelphs than with
+Germany. One cannot help sympathizing with a race which, being evidently
+designed for greatness, advanced towards it with giant strides, only to
+find the prize at which it ambitiously grasped snatched from its hand in
+the very moment of seeming attainment.
+
+Of the very early history of the Guelphs we have fairly definite, but only
+very fragmentary, information. They were leaders of the Scyri, we learn--a
+Teuton race of the Semnone family, mentioned by Pliny, by Zosimus, and by
+Jornandes--who poured over Germany, in the days of Valentinian, along with
+hosts of other German tribes, and who, having been all but exterminated by
+the Goths, united with some other septs of the same family, the Rugii, the
+Heruli, the Turcilingi, to form a composite nation which, for convenience,
+adopted the common name of Bajuvarii. Bavarians accordingly the Guelphs
+originally were, as the historian Theganus is careful to point out--not
+Swabians, as German historians have often named them; Bavarians, as seems
+to be evidenced, among other things, by the dark features and black hair
+which for a long time distinguished them--more especially from their
+opponents of a full century, the fair-haired and light-complexioned
+Hohenstaufens. Of the confederate Bajuvarii, the Agilolfings or Guelphs
+still continued chiefs. Under a Guelph, Eticho--whom Priscus Rhetor
+praises as a man of exceptional capacity and high character--we find the
+nation attaching themselves as auxiliaries to the host of Attila, and
+rendering the Hunnish king signal service. Eticho was by no means a mere
+rough warrior. He fully appreciated Roman culture and civilization--which
+led the eunuch, Chrysaphas, to propose to him the murder of his chief. The
+honest Guelph rejected such suggestion with scorn. From the midst of the
+Bajuvarii went forth the Guelph Odoacer on his march to Rome. The
+Bajuvarii were then settled on the banks of the Danube--roughly speaking
+in what is now Austria, _plus_ Bavaria and the Tyrol. Hence we find the
+earliest known seats of the Guelphs in the Bavarian Highlands. Ammergau
+was theirs, and Hohenschwangau was one of their earliest castles, founded,
+indeed, by a Guelph. When, after a revolt of the Rugii--which was
+successfully suppressed by Odoacer--some of the allied tribes dispersed,
+to seek new homes in the tempting districts on the banks of the Ens and
+around the lake of Constance--both at the time sorely devastated and
+depopulated by the Goths--the Guelphs, without giving up their old seats,
+accompanied their men. And thus it came about that the earliest castle
+which we hear of as having been built by the Guelphs is supposed to have
+stood in Thurgau, of which country the Guelphs subsequently became Counts.
+This is all mere inference; but as such it seems legitimate. For the
+monastery of Rheinau is known to have been founded by a Guelph. And such
+monasteries were never built far away from the founder's stronghold. Hence
+the Guelphs' connection with the Black Forest, of which the Guelph St.
+Conrad is the venerated patron saint; and hence their connection with
+Alsace, of which they were long Counts--such powerful Counts that Pepin
+the Short judged it advisable to reduce them to the position of removable
+governors--_missi camerae_. [S. Odilia, the patron saint of Alsace, whose
+name is a household word among her own countrymen, and about whom Goethe
+grew enthusiastic, was an undoubted Guelph.] Hence, also, their connection
+with the whilom country of the Burgundians, among the nobles of which land
+we find a Guelph chief, in 605, standing up manfully against the
+aggressive usurpations of Protadius, a Frankish major-domo, and acting as
+spokesman.
+
+As _missi camerae_ the Guelphs had a serious brush with the Church--the
+only tiff, practically speaking, which ever occurred between them and
+Rome. Of this quarrel, in which the Guelphs were probably in the right, we
+find a tradition kept up for some centuries. The Abbot of St. Gall figured
+in those days in Germany as the exact counterpart to the rich and grasping
+"Abbot of Canterbury" of our ballad. For some pilfering of crown lands the
+Guelph Warin, as a conscientious _missus camerae_, had Abbot Othmar
+imprisoned, which brought about the Abbot's death. Rome at once canonized
+her "martyr," and exacted heavy retribution from his "persecutors," not
+merely in the shape of severe penances and the foundation of masses, but
+by the more substantial satisfaction of large transfers of landed estates
+to the injured abbey--Affeltangen and Wiesendangen, and I know not how
+many properties more, till even to the pious Guelphs the demands appeared
+to grow beyond all measure of reason. It is true, they recouped themselves
+elsewhere--_quod si cui minus credibile videatur_, say the monkish
+chroniclers--"which, if to any it appear a little incredible, let him read
+the ancient histories, and he will find nearly all their territories to
+have been violently taken and held by them of others."
+
+It is with Warin's son Isembart, living in the time of Charlemagne, that
+the better known history of the Guelphs begins. He was the hero of that
+ridiculous fable about the "pups," which has been invented to explain
+their adoption of their peculiar name. Isembart's wife Irmentrude, it is
+said, having uncharitably reproached a poor beggarwoman for having borne
+triplets--which she held to be a proof of unfaithful conduct towards her
+husband--was punished for her gratuitous accusation by being herself made
+to bear at one birth, not three sons, but twelve. To screen herself from
+the same reproach which she had unkindly fastened upon the beggar, she hit
+upon the rather inept device of having eleven of those newly-born sons
+drowned as supposed "whelps." The twelfth she kept--and he is said to have
+become "Welf," the founder of the race. The other eleven were happily
+rescued by their father, who came up just in time to save them. Ten of
+them lived to become founders of princely houses. The eleventh became a
+bishop. One of them is said to have been Thassilo, the reputed ancestor of
+the Hohenzollerns. The real meaning of all this legend obviously is that,
+by survival and intermarriage with other illustrious families of Europe,
+the Guelphs have in course of time become, in a sense, the parent of most
+reigning lines--Zaehringens, Hapsburgs, Hohenzollerns, Capets, Bourbons,
+and the rest of them.
+
+The fable of children being sent to be drowned as "whelps"--and in every
+instance happily rescued--is, as it happens, by no means peculiar to the
+Guelphs. It occurs in the Black Forest, in connection with a family
+bearing the name of "Hund." It occurs in Lower Lorraine in that pretty
+_trouvere_ legend recording the doings of "Helias," the "Chevalier au
+Cygne," whom we moderns know as "Lohengrin." It is interesting to note
+that, along with that fable, Guelph tradition in Bavaria shares with the
+tradition of Lorraine the far more attractive and poetical myth of an
+enchanted swan--the swan, in fact, of "Lohengrin"--a bird specifically
+emblematizing purity--whence the extinct "Order of the Swan" of the
+Margraves of Brandenburg. That order was an aristocratic "Social Purity
+League," which Frederick William IV. would gladly have revived, could he
+but have found sufficient candidates for it among his nobility. But his
+proposal met with very scanty support. Hence, also, the equally ancient
+"Order of the Swan" of Cleves, having a like object.
+
+As regards the "whelps" of the Guelphs, the existence of very different
+and contradictory versions helps to show what a made-up story the whole
+legend is. The only authority for it is the monk Bucelinus, who himself
+quotes no more ancient source. And he is said to have invented it for the
+mere purpose of showing off his monkish Latin, in order to deduce from the
+Latin word for "whelp"--_catulus_--an imaginary descent, supposed to be
+complimentary, from a fabulous Roman senator "Catilina," and through him
+from the ancient Trojan kings. In opposition to this, it is a fact that
+there were "Welfs" long before Isembart. The name Guelph, therefore, could
+not have been first suggested by Irmentrude's unsuccessful stratagem.
+Isembart lived in the ninth century. But, as early as the fifth, Odoacer
+had a brother named "Welf." "Welf" and "Eticho" were, in fact, the two
+traditional names of the family, from prehistoric days downward. Sir
+Andrew Halliday's suggestion, that the name may have been first taken from
+an ensign which the Guelphs are supposed to have borne in battle, is
+equally wide of the mark. For that ensign, we know, from the Agilolfings
+down to the Hanovers, never was a "whelp" at all, but a "lion." In truth
+the name "Welf" has nothing whatever to do with "whelp," but is derived
+from "hwelpe," "huelfe"--help. As Eticho means "hero," so Welf means
+"helper"--_auxiliator_. The popular Latin rendering for it in olden days
+was "Bonifacius." "Salvator" would be a more exact rendering, but would
+obviously be liable to misinterpretation. In confirmation of this theory,
+we find that, migrating into Italy about Charlemagne's time, a Guelph, on
+becoming Count of Lucca, as a matter of course assumes the name of
+"Bonifacius." And in his line, for further confirmation, we observe the
+same peculiarity which marks the Guelphs, that is, the naming of all sons
+of the family, without distinction, by the style of "Count"--a practice
+altogether unknown in those days among other families.
+
+So much for the name and origin of the Guelphs. Now I must ask the reader
+to return with me to Ammergau, which is peculiarly sacred to the memory of
+Eticho, styled the Second, who was probably the son of Isembart. Eticho
+lived in the days of Emperor Lewis the Pious, who in second nuptials
+married the Guelph's sister Judith. The birth, by Judith, of little
+Charles--who became "Charles the Bald"--gave rise to that unnatural war
+between Lewis and his three elder sons, in the course of which alike
+Judith and two of her brothers were imprisoned in Tortona, from which
+place of confinement Bonifacius II. of Lucca, marching to their relief,
+avowedly as a kinsman, loyally rescued them. Eticho's daughter, Lucardis,
+again married an emperor, Arnulf of Carinthia--of whom Carlyle need not
+have spoken quite so unkindly, as of a "Carolingian Bastard," seeing that
+he made a far better ruler than any of his legitimate kinsmen of his own
+time. Thanks to Lucardis it was that Eticho was driven to seek a refuge,
+as a hermit, in the wild seclusion of Ammergau. He went there to mourn,
+with twelve chosen companions, the loss of Guelph independence, which his
+son Henry, so he thought, had at the instigation of his sister
+ingloriously bartered away for a "mess of pottage"--a pretty substantial
+one, it must be owned. In truth, Henry did exceedingly well for his house.
+This is how the Saxon Annalist relates the story:--Henry, ambitious for
+wealth and power, agreed to swear fealty to the Emperor, if in return, in
+addition to his own lands, he were given in fee as much territory as he
+could drive around with a car, or else with a plough--on that point the
+versions differ--in the time between sunrise and the conclusion of the
+Emperor's afternoon nap. Arnulf thought the bargain a cheap one for
+himself. However, Henry had stationed relays of the swiftest horses that
+he could procure at various points, and with their help he raced round the
+coveted territory with such marvellous speed that--having started from the
+Lech--by the time when the Emperor awoke he had actually reached the Isar.
+The Emperor was just beginning to move restlessly in his chair and to show
+signs of returning consciousness, when Henry arrived at the foot of a
+mountain which he had designed as the extreme limit of his new
+possessions. If his mare would but last out the journey, one brisk gallop
+would carry him to the appointed goal. Unfortunately, the mare refused--in
+consequence of which, for many centuries the Guelphs would not mount a
+mare. The hill which Henry thus narrowly failed to obtain still goes by
+the name of Maehrenberg, the "Mare's mountain." Arnulf considered that he
+had been "done." But, having pledged his word, he held himself bound.
+Eticho, grieved, mourned out his life in his hermit's cell in Ammergau.
+Henry--who was after his adventure named _Heinricus cum aureo curru_--does
+not appear to have made any particular effort to propitiate his father.
+But when the old man was dead, he carried his remains with great pomp and
+show to the monastery of Altomuenster, very near his own new seat of
+Altorf, where he raised a gorgeous tomb to Eticho's memory, at which
+Guelph chiefs made it a practice to kneel for generations after, thus
+evidencing their respect for an ancestor who came to be looked upon as
+specifically the champion of independence. The homage paid became a cult;
+and in Ammergau shortly after rose up, where Eticho's cell had stood, a
+wooden memorial church, to be replaced, in 1350, by a much larger
+monastery, built at the expense of Emperor Lewis the Bavarian, a
+descendant of Eticho. The monastery is still known as "Ettal"--that is,
+"Eticho's Thal," "Etichonis vallis."
+
+Altomuenster, I may mention in passing, was the "Minster" supposed to have
+been founded by S. Alto, a Scottish saint, the companion and disciple of
+S. Boniface, who managed, like Moses, to make a hard rock give forth a
+spring of rushing water by striking it with his staff. The spring still
+flows; and, as it was specially blessed by S. Boniface, its water is no
+doubt entitled to the peculiar veneration in which it is held to the
+present day.
+
+From their new seat at Altorf, up to the death of Welf III., the Guelphs
+continued to take their name. They were specifically "the Guelphs of
+Altorf." While there, they managed to better their fortune not a little.
+It was a rough neighbourhood then, with nothing but forest all round,
+forest spreading out for miles, stocked with wolves, and bears, and all
+manner of game. To the present day some thirteen thousand acres remain
+under timber. There are plenty of dales, and caves, and peaks, and the
+like, in the district, which have given rise to an innumerable host of
+legends. One of Henry's sons was that excellent Bishop Conrad, who became
+the family saint _par excellence_, and who first inaugurated the
+traditional friendship with Rome. Welf II., feeling his power growing,
+ventured to break a lance with the Emperor, in support of his friend
+Ernest of Swabia, whose Burgundian possessions--very large ones--the
+Emperor had wrongfully seized. It did no good to Ernest. But it taught the
+Emperor that the Guelphs had become a power to be reckoned with--a power
+with whom it was advisable to stand well. And accordingly we find the next
+Emperor, Henry III., with a view to propitiating the succeeding Guelph,
+Welf III., preferring him to the dukedom of Carinthia, which was a very
+important office in those days--Carinthia being a frontier march, and
+embracing Verona and part of Venetia. So great was the importance attached
+to this position that for seven years Henry had, for want of a
+sufficiently strong candidate, advisedly kept it open. Welf took the
+Duchy--and then pursued his own course, defying the Emperor at Roncaglia,
+and refusing to render him service--which was politic and, according to
+the notions of his day, not dishonest.
+
+Welf III. was the last Guelph of the male line. After him we find the
+Guelphs of the female branch succeeding to the family honours--the
+"Guelphs of Ravensburg," as they were fond of styling themselves. These
+are the Guelphs from whom our Queen is descended. To what extent the
+family had added to their estate while settled at Altorf came to be seen
+when, in 1055, Welf III. died. The possessions which he left embraced a
+good bit of Alemannia, the greater half of Bavaria (which then included
+the present Austria), the larger part of the Tyrol, and a tidy slice of
+Northern Italy. It is no wonder that "Mother Church," always alive to
+temporal opportunities, cast her eyes a little longingly on so fair an
+estate, and, in default of a male heir, demanded it for herself. But there
+was a Guelph beforehand with her--Welf IV., the son of Chuniza, the sister
+of Welf III., by her marriage with Azzo (a direct descendant of the Guelph
+Bonifacius). Welf IV. proved himself a particularly strong and able
+ruler--_vir armis strenuus, concilio providus, sapientia tam forensi quam
+civili praeditus_, the monkish chroniclers style him. Hence his surname,
+which he well deserved--"the Strong." By his accession he added to the
+family territories those valuable estates in Italy which for a long period
+made his family one of the most wealthy in Europe. For Azzo was reputed
+the richest and one of the most powerful _marchiones_ of Italy. Welf's
+younger brother was Hugo, the first of the family to take the name of
+Este, who became the founder of a race which has been held particularly
+noble. Welf IV. secured his family other gains. Man of war that he was,
+the Emperor Henry IV. was thankful to have him for a supporter in his
+struggles with the rebellious Saxons, before whom the Swabian companies
+had recoiled. At the battle of the Unstrut Welf completely shattered their
+power, and thereby secured to Henry for a time the peaceful possession of
+his purple--and for himself, as a reward, the Dukedom of Bavaria. That
+office was worth even more than the Dukedom of Carinthia. For at that time
+Germany owned but four regular dukes, representing severally the four
+principal tribes which made up the nation. And with those four dukes,
+under the Emperor, rested, in the main, the power in the Empire.
+
+Following in the footsteps of his uncle, we find Welf IV. drawing closer
+the links which connected him with Swabia, while correspondingly loosening
+his proprietary relations with Bavaria, and in token of such policy fixing
+his residence in pretty Ravensburg. The reason evidently was, that the
+laws of Swabia conceded to vassal lords more extensive rights than did the
+laws of Bavaria. Accordingly, we find Henry the Generous, when
+dispossessed of his duchy by Conrad III., appealing specifically to the
+laws of Swabia against the Emperor's monstrously unfair judgment. But,
+apart from that political reason, Ravensburg was also no doubt more
+attractive on the score of its pleasant situation and its delightful
+surroundings. You may identify both sites, when sailing down the lake of
+Constance, among that picturesquely outlined cluster of hills, on which
+your eye is sure to rest instinctively--the hills rising on the northern
+bank, in the very face of the tall Alps of Appenzell, among which the
+lopsided Saentis is particularly conspicuous. From Ravensburg both the lake
+and the Alps are clearly visible, and, moreover, a charming landscape
+nearer than either, with that pretty Schussenthal right in front, and a
+multitude of rocky peaks dotted about the forest, alternating with shady
+dales, smiling fields, and lush meadows. Of the castle there is now but a
+crumbling weather-worn old gateway left. The town still exists, and
+flourishes after a fashion--consisting of a group of quaint, picturesque,
+out-of-date houses, looking for all the world like a piece of grey
+antiquity recalled to life. At Ravensburg used to be stored the Archives
+of the Guelph family. A valuable and interesting collection they must have
+been. What has become of them nobody knows. They may have been destroyed
+by fire. They may, with heaps of other precious material for history, have
+been carried to greedy Vienna, to be there preserved as so much lumber.
+
+During Welf IV.'s reign happened that historic conflict between Church and
+State, Pope Hildebrand and Henry IV. of Germany, for his share in which
+Henry has been censured a good deal more than in justice he deserves.
+Really, in going to Canossa, the Emperor did--so far as his intention was
+concerned--a very prudent thing. The German princes had bluntly informed
+him that while he remained at feud with the Pope, he would look for their
+obedience in vain. With the Pope, accordingly, Henry strove to set himself
+right. Could he certainly foresee that, urged on by the malignant Countess
+Matilda, Gregory would take advantage of his duress, while he was
+literally hemmed in between two outer walls of the castle, to force upon
+him so bitter a cup of humiliation? Matilda was a Guelph--destined to play
+a very important part in Guelph history. Welf IV. was her near kinsman,
+and had, moreover, become a zealous supporter of the Pope. Therefore we
+can scarcely wonder at finding him with Hildebrand and Matilda at Canossa,
+witnessing his chief's degradation. We can not wonder, either, at finding
+Welf, when Henry had once more fallen out with the Pope, commanding the
+rebel forces raised to support the "opposition Emperor," Rudolph of
+Swabia. And, being a Guelph, it is no wonder that he should have taken
+advantage of the opportunity of his victory, to extort from the Emperor
+terms materially benefiting his own house--namely, the recognition of his
+private property in Swabia as held directly from the Emperor, and--which
+was more important--the recognition of his Bavarian dukedom as hereditary
+in his family. How great was the power wielded at that period in Germany
+by this early Guelph prince, is evident from the fact that after his
+conclusion of a separate peace with the Emperor the opposition practically
+collapsed, and Hermann, the new "opposition emperor," found himself almost
+without support. Welf IV., I ought to mention, was the first Guelph to
+connect his family in a manner with our island. He married Judith, the
+daughter of Count Baldwin of Flanders, and the widow of Tostig, King of
+Northumberland, the son of Earl Godwine, of Kent, and brother of the
+unfortunate King Harold. Leaving Judith at home with the two sons whom she
+had borne him, Welf and Henry, Welf IV. started in 1098, at an advanced
+age, on a crusade to the Holy Land, which he successfully accomplished.
+But on his return home he was struck down by a fatal illness, which
+overtook him in the island of Cyprus.
+
+This brings us down to the time of a tragic little incident which has
+furnished the subject for the favourite family legend of the Guelphs. At
+the time of their father's death both Welf and Henry were mere boys, left
+in charge of a good monk, Kuno, a Benedictine of Weingarten. Considering
+how important a part Weingarten has played in Guelph history--that its
+monks have become the carefully minute but provokingly inaccurate
+chroniclers of the Guelph family--and that, thanks to the pious liberality
+of the late King of Hanover, in the Abbey church of Weingarten the
+gathered bones of most of the early Guelph lords have found an honoured
+resting-place, perhaps I ought to say just a word about that monastery. It
+was Welf the Third's foundation, set up at a short distance only from
+Ravensburg, on a site commanding a magnificent view of the country all
+around, and was intended to provide accommodation for those pious monks,
+originally of Altomuenster, who had been twice, at very short intervals,
+burnt out of Altorf. It still stands; its three towers form a conspicuous
+landmark in the Schussengau; and to its shrine still are undertaken
+pilgrimages from a wide circuit--a survival that from a worship of olden
+days which was one of the great spectacles of the mediaeval Church. Before
+setting out for the Holy Land, Welf IV. entrusted to the monks of
+Weingarten for safe keeping, a relic which was at the time held in far
+more than ordinary esteem. It consisted of some drops of the Saviour's
+blood, believed to be thoroughly genuine, and preserved, enclosed in a
+costly vessel made of pure gold of Arabia and valued at three thousand
+florins. There was a history to those drops. Pious inquirers have
+ascertained that the name of the centurion who was present at the
+Saviour's crucifixion, as the Gospel relates, was Longinus, and that he
+was a native of Mantua. Seeing the precious drops trickling down, it is
+said, he caught them up in a vessel, and, becoming converted by what he
+witnessed, returned home to Mantua, still reverently carrying them with
+him. He was in due time baptized, and became a missionary and a martyr.
+For something like eight hundred years the Holy Blood remained buried in
+his garden at Mantua. Then it was discovered by accident, only to be once
+more concealed somewhere or other. But in 1049, when Pope Leo IX. happened
+to be at Mantua, once more it came to light, to be instantly claimed by
+the Pope on behalf of the Supreme See. The Mantuans objected; but in the
+end Leo obtained, at any rate, part of the precious treasure. Of his share
+he kept half. The other half he gave away to his friend the Emperor Henry
+III., who, on his death, bequeathed it to Baldwin of Flanders, from whom,
+in her turn, Judith got it--carrying it with her to Northumberland, and
+then on to Ravensburg, where she dutifully made it over to her husband.
+And when Welf started on his crusade, he, as observed, entrusted the relic
+to the monastery of Weingarten. The monks knew well how to turn so
+valuable a possession to account. The Good Friday ceremony of "Worshipping
+the Sacred Blood" became one of the most frequented, most impressive, and
+most honoured ceremonies of the Church. As many as thirty thousand people
+have been known to flock to the place from all quarters, turning the
+hillside into a huge pilgrim's camp, and contributing not a little to the
+prosperity of the religious house. Under the circumstances, the monks
+decided to restrict the attendance at the procession--which was the main
+part of the ceremony--to horsemen only, whence the whole function came to
+be popularly named "Der Blutritt." As many as fifteen thousand horsemen
+are known to have joined in the monster cavalcade. At the head rode the
+_Custos_ of the relic, a monk, holding up the Blood for adoration. He was
+followed by a horseman doing duty for Longinus, clad as a Roman warrior,
+bearing in his hand the supposed "sacred spear." After him marched a small
+squad of other horsemen, representing Roman legionaries. Next followed a
+goodly muster of Princes and Counts and Lords. And the rear was brought up
+by a long file of mounted soldiers, contributed by the surrounding dozen
+or so of petty principalities, all gay in their best uniforms, reflecting
+in the variety of their dress the unhappy division of the Empire, and
+joining lustily in the sacred song _Salvator Mundi_.
+
+But we must now return to Ravensburg and young Welf. Not far off from
+Ravensburg still stands, conspicuous upon its lofty hill, the old castle
+of Waldburg, the cradle of the noble race of the Truchsesses of Waldburg,
+who were at times rather a rough set. There is a story of one particularly
+brusque Count who, having rallied the Abbot of Weingarten upon his
+sumptuous living and soft raiment, and having been told in reply that such
+things were far more creditable than riding about the country robbing and
+stealing, promptly retorted with a vigorous box on the Abbot's ear--at the
+Abbot's own table. The Count thereupon withdrew, but shortly after paid
+the monastery an even more hostile visit, setting fire to the village and
+burning it down to the ground. In punishment he was sentenced by the
+Emperor to abstain for life from wearing a helmet. Hence the bare head and
+flowing locks of the Knight of Waldburg, always to be seen in the thick of
+the fray, which became a valued feature in the family escutcheon. But at
+the time of which I am speaking the Waldburgs were thoroughly peaceable
+folk. The particular knight of Welf's day had, as it happened, a lovely
+daughter, just about two years younger than young Welf, who, of course,
+fell desperately in love with Bertha, as in return Bertha did with him.
+Hundreds of innocent little amatory interviews took place between the two,
+either at Waldburg or else in the forest, with the full acquiescence of
+Kuno, who saw nothing to object to in the proposed match. However, Kuno
+died, and was in his guardianship replaced by a monk of a very different
+character--Anthony, a schemer and intriguer--who would without doubt have
+been a Jesuit, if the Order had been then established. To Welf's utter
+dismay, this Anthony, one fine morning, informed his young charge that in
+the interest alike of the Guelph family and of the Church he, a youth of
+eighteen, must forthwith marry Gregory VIIth's friend, Matilda of Canossa,
+Spoleto, &c., the persecutress of Henry IV., a Guelph herself, the widow
+of Godfrey the Hunchback of Lorraine, very rich and very
+powerful--_nobilissimi ac ditissimi marchionis Bonifacii filia_--but
+mannish--_femina virilis animi_--accustomed to leading her own men in
+battle, scheming, ugly, ill-tempered, and forty-three to boot. Hers were
+splendid possessions--Parma, and Mantua, and Ferrara, and Spoleto, and
+Reggio, and Lucca, and Tuscany. But all these riches were as nothing in
+the eyes of Welf, who had made up his mind that he must marry Bertha, aged
+sixteen, or no one. A little plot was quickly concocted, and one fine
+night Welf, in disguise, might be seen slyly escorting Bertha, likewise in
+disguise, and accompanied only by her private maid, Francisca, through the
+forest down to Lindau, on the border of the lake, where a boat was in
+readiness to bear the fugitives across to Constance. From that place, Welf
+said--probably thinking of his mother's connections with our country--"we
+will make our way straight to England, where a Guelph's arm and sword are
+sure to be welcome and to find employment." The lake was reached, and the
+oars splashed briskly over the smooth surface--when all of a sudden, at
+half-way, over goes the boat, capsizing, and Bertha sinks down to the
+bottom, to be seen no more. Diving, and swimming, and calling proved all
+in vain. Thoroughly unhappy, indifferent to anything that might happen,
+Welf consents to wed the elderly Matilda, with whom he settles down to
+live at Spoleto, sullenly resigning himself to his fate. One day a nun
+begs to be allowed to see him. She turns out to be Francisca, the maid,
+driven by qualms of conscience to make a frank confession of a horrid
+crime committed. Bribed by Monk Anthony, she said, she had on that
+disastrous night drugged poor Bertha with a handkerchief--then, when she
+was thoroughly drowsy, on the sly tied a stone to her feet--whereupon
+Anthony, disguised as a boatman, had overturned the boat. Anthony had
+told her that there was no sin in all this, it was an act _ad majorem Dei
+gloriam_; but her conscience would leave her no peace. Next day, at her
+own wish, Francisca was executed as a murderess, and Welf left his
+wife--who turned out to have been a party to the conspiracy--in anger and
+disgust, vowing to see her no more, and formally repudiating her before
+long--_nescio quo interveniente divorcio_, says the monkish chronicler.
+
+We have now reached the very eve of that brilliant period when the Guelphs
+appeared to have risen, rapidly, high above other dynasties--only to sink
+even more suddenly to a humble level of prosaic obscurity, on which they
+were destined to continue for centuries. The records of that brief spell
+of meteoric greatness read like a romance. The Guelphs were giants,
+visibly overtopping all their contemporaries. Henry "the Great," Henry
+"the Generous," Henry "the Lion"--their very names tell of vigour and
+influence, of strength of character and striking individuality. Their
+domains came to stretch from sea to sea, from the Northern Ocean, which we
+call the German, to the Mediterranean--and breadthways across the whole
+Continent of Germany, eastward into those still only half-explored Slav
+regions in which dwelt the uncultured Bodricians and Luticzians, backed by
+the Russians and the Poles. Even Denmark was in a state of dependence upon
+them. And the Guelph Duchies represented a power almost superior to that
+of the Empire. Had not Frederick Barbarossa been so very great a ruler, it
+is said, Henry the Lion's realm would infallibly have either swallowed up
+the rest of Germany or else have constituted itself a separate Empire.
+Under Henry the Generous the Imperial Crown seemed to lie actually at the
+feet of the Guelph dynasty. They need but have stooped a little to pick it
+up. But stooping was the one thing which they could not bring themselves
+to do. As a result they were jockeyed out of this prize just as their late
+successor was the other day jockeyed out of his kingdom of Hanover.
+Germany, it is to be feared, lost more by that shabby trick than did the
+Guelphs. Under a race of heroes like those Henrys, with plenty of power of
+their own at their back to support them against rivals and malcontents, it
+did not seem too much to expect that something like the halcyon days of
+the Saxon emperors might have been brought back. All ended in smoke. There
+was that family quarrel between Guelphs and Ghibellines, which ruined both
+houses--unfortunately, the Guelphs first. It seems a strange coincidence
+that the two rival cousins, Frederick Barbarossa and Henry the Lion,
+should both have been born at Ravensburg. It seems odd, also, that after
+being long the warmest of friends, the two houses should have become such
+implacable foes. The Hohenstaufens had no one but Welf IV. to thank for
+the Swabian crown. It was he who had extorted it from Henry IV. And it
+seems more than strange, it seems hard, cruel, and unjust, that not only
+should the Guelphs a second time have been punished in their private
+capacity for what they had done in the service of the Empire, but that,
+moreover, the Emperor's persecution, which led to their fall, should have
+been, as I shall show, the direct consequence of loyal service rendered to
+the Imperial Crown.
+
+Welf the Fifth's was a brief reign--and about the only pacific one in that
+early period. A staunch friend to the Pope, but at the same time strictly
+loyal to the Emperor, he managed to overcome resistance, say the monks of
+Weingarten, "by liberality and graciousness rather than by cruelty and
+force." His brother, Henry, surnamed variously "the Black," and "the
+Great," was a man of entirely different mould. He it was who about 1100
+first acquired by marriage with Wulfhilde, the daughter of Magnus, Duke of
+Saxony, the valuable "allodium" of Lueneburg, which up to 1866 formed the
+nucleus of Guelph possessions in Northern Germany. Henry's son, Henry the
+Generous, bettered that example by obtaining the Saxon Dukedom. He was a
+staunch friend to Lothair of Saxony, the Emperor of his time--married his
+daughter Gertrude--and in his support made war upon the Hohenstaufens, who
+had seized, without claim or title, Imperial territory, more especially
+the city of Nuremberg. In 1126 his troops carried Nuremberg by storm, and
+as a reward Lothair conferred the Dukedom of Saxony upon his son-in-law,
+who thereby came to hold two dukedoms at the same time. The victory over
+the Hohenstaufens was completed a few years later by Henry's capture (on
+behalf of the Empire) of Ulm. Clearly Henry was altogether in the right.
+But the Hohenstaufens, smarting under deserved defeat, seized the
+opportunity of his absence--in Italy, where he was, to attend the
+Emperor's coronation--to ravage his lands in revenge. Of course, he
+retaliated. And thus was begun that memorable great feud which rent
+Germany in two and brought it down to the very brink of ruin and
+disintegration. The sad result might still have been averted if the
+general expectation had been fulfilled, and Henry the Generous had been
+elected to the Imperial throne. So confident was Lothair of his succession
+that at his death he entrusted the Imperial insignia--those precious
+_clenodia_ of Trifels--to him for keeping. But the Hohenstaufens baulked
+him by a clever election trick. Summoning the Electing Princes--a very
+indeterminate body at that time--with the exception only of the Bavarians
+and the Saxons, privately to Coblenz--not by any means a proper place for
+the purpose--they easily secured the choice of Conrad, in which the Saxons
+weakly acquiesced--being then still new to the rule of their Duke--and
+which the Pope, just as weakly, confirmed. Little he knew what a scourge
+he was binding for the punishment of his successors. Those two
+confirmations practically decided the issue. Nevertheless, so little
+assured did Conrad feel of his position that he fled from Augsburg by
+night, fearing an attack from the Guelphists. Arrived at Wuerzburg,
+contrary to all law and justice, he condemned Henry unheard, proclaimed
+against him the sentence of proscription (_reichsacht_), and declared him
+to have forfeited both his Duchies. A furious contest ensued, Welf VI.
+fighting in Bavaria, Henry in Saxony. In Germany the two factions are
+commonly spoken of as "Welf" and "Waiblingen." But it is by no means
+certain that the latter name is correct. It is quite as possible that
+"Ghibelline" may be intended to stand for "Giebelingen," the name of the
+castle in which Frederick Barbarossa was brought up, and near which the
+Hohenstaufens gained one of their first decisive victories over the
+Guelphs. In the south things went for the most part against the latter.
+Welf VI. had been christened "the German Achilles." He tried to justify
+that name--being seconded, rather feebly, by the Kings of Hungary and of
+Sicily. But in spite of all his fighting, as the Bavarians showed
+themselves lukewarm, his efforts fell short of adequate success. In the
+north things went better. The Saxons, holding strong views in favour of
+what we should term State rights, manfully stood by their Duke, who
+pressed the Hohenstaufen Emperor so hard, that before long Conrad was
+almost compelled to ask for an armistice. The armistice was granted; and
+before it came to an end Henry died at Quedlinburg--it is said by poison.
+That left the Guelphs at a serious disadvantage. For Welf VI. had quite as
+much to do as he could manage, to maintain himself as a belligerent in the
+south. And in the north, besides the Duchess Gertrude and her mother, the
+Empress Richenza, there was only Henry the Lion, a boy of ten, to head the
+rebel tribe. Conrad skilfully disarmed Gertrude by persuading her, still
+quite a young woman, to marry Leopold of Austria, the new Duke of Bavaria,
+and to assent, as a condition of that marriage, to her son's waiver of his
+rights in the south. In the north we find Berlin stretching out its hands
+eagerly for the Guelph Duchy--just as in 1866--but without success. The
+covetous Margrave of Brandenburg, I ought to explain, was not a
+Hohenzollern, but Albert the Bear. The Hohenzollerns were at that time
+still very small folk--so small that some years later, when Welf VI.,
+disgusted with affairs of state, and grieving over the loss of his son,
+gave himself up to a life of reckless pleasure, and held a private court
+at Zurich, in ostentatious magnificence, we find the Count of Zollern of
+those days in attendance upon him, as a sort of noble retainer. Once Henry
+attained his majority, he quickly made his power felt. He must have been a
+character whom one could not help admiring. Brave, chivalrous, frank,
+generous to a fault, and zealously solicitous for the welfare of his
+subjects, for the extension of commerce, the improvement of agriculture,
+the development of self-government, a friend and supporter to every kind
+of progress--but, at the same time, headstrong, rash, impetuous--he seemed
+the very beau-ideal of knighthood, a man morally as well as physically of
+the colossal stature that the sculptor has attributed to him at
+Brunswick--a fit companion for his brother-in-law and staunch ally,
+Richard Coeur-de-Lion. For a time fortune favoured Henry. The Wends were
+constantly making incursions into German territory, keeping the border
+provinces in a state of perpetual disturbance. The Emperor alone was no
+match for them. Henry was sent for; and, like a German Charles Martel, he
+struck down Prince Niklot and his host with crushing blows. The result was
+a short-lived reconciliation with the Emperor, and Henry's reinstatement,
+for a brief period, in both his Duchies--Bavaria having, however,
+previously been reduced in size by the cutting off of what is now Austria.
+Had Henry but had the prudence to use his opportunities, all might still
+have been well. For Welf VI. made him an offer of his Italian
+possessions--Spoleto, Tuscany and Sardinia--a valuable _point d'appui_,
+which must have helped Henry to maintain his balance in Germany, or at the
+very least to save more than he did out of the subsequent wreck. In the
+course of a life of lavish prodigality, Welf had come to an end of his
+available resources. He wanted money. Now, would Henry buy those Italian
+possessions of him? Henry declined, calculating a little too securely upon
+an unbought inheritance at Welf's death. In that calculation he made a
+great mistake. Welf, angry at his refusal, repeated the offer to his other
+nephew, Frederick Barbarossa, who as a matter of course jumped at it. And
+so the opportunity was lost. Fresh contests ensued, fresh proscriptions,
+banishments, outlawry. As an exile Henry was driven to seek the protection
+of his ally Richard, taking refuge repeatedly in Normandy and in England.
+Then he managed to renew the fight--and at last, by the Emperor's grace,
+he received back, of all his vast dominions, those little principalities
+of Brunswick and Lueneburg, which to almost the present day have remained
+specifically identified with Guelph rule, and in which the Guelph Counts
+and Dukes--subsequently Electors and Kings--managed to live on in their
+prosaic, humdrum, humble way, powerless and uninteresting princelets of
+the great German family of little sovereigns--till an accident, lucky for
+them, called them across to England.
+
+One brief flickering-up there was, before their candle finally went out on
+the larger scene of continental politics. But it was a very poor
+flickering indeed, and no credit to any one concerned. A Guelph became
+Emperor at last. But no thanks to his own prowess or his own merit, or to
+a _bona-fide_ popular choice. It was our Coeur-de-Lion who, at the Pope's
+partisan instigation, to avenge his own humiliation at Hagenau--with the
+help of his "_multa pecunia_," as chroniclers relate--forced his nephew,
+Otto IV., on the throne which, according to strict law, had already young
+Frederick II. for an occupant. It was a poor, weak travesty of a reign.
+Had not Philip of Swabia opportunely died, it would have been no reign at
+all.
+
+For many a century the star of the Guelphs seemed set. The "viri nobiles,
+egregiae libertatis" of ancient times counted for little in the game of
+European politics. Early in the present century the elder line, that of
+Wolfenbuettel, brought forth one more hero of the old Guelph type--that
+brave Brunswicker who, in the great war of German liberation, by his
+brilliant gallantry quickened all Young Germany to a more fiery
+patriotism. The younger line, that of Lueneburg, found a new sphere of
+action opened to it in this country, and now lives to perpetuate, on a
+Throne even greater than that which "the Generous" and "the Lion" had
+filled, that
+
+ "Dynastia Guelphicorum
+ Inter Flores lilium,
+ Inter Illustres Illustrissimus
+ Eorum memoria in Benedictione."
+
+Under the new aspect of things, if, fortunately, Henry the Lion's bold
+bent for war be wanting, his characteristic care for the welfare of his
+subjects has been retained; and it is a satisfaction to know, in a reign
+that has happily outlived its Jubilee, that there is no longer occasion
+for that sorrowful plaint to which, in the warlike days of the race,
+Countess Itha gave expression--the wife of the great-grandson of Eticho
+II., of Ammergau--that "No Guelph was ever known to live to a great age."
+
+
+
+
+IV.--ABOUT A PORTRAIT AT WINDSOR.[6]
+
+
+In Windsor Castle, in the Vandyke Room, there is a portrait which has
+puzzled a good many visitors. It is an undoubted Vandyke; it shows a
+pretty face--a trifle sensual, perhaps--but who the lady may have been
+whose features it immortalises, nobody seems to be able to tell.
+"Somebody"--"Somebody connected with Charles II."--"Some French lady"--are
+guesses rather than information offered. "Murray" used to call the lady by
+her right name. But lately, for some reason or other, she has in his
+description become transformed into "Madame de St. Croix," which probably
+sounds "safer." Formerly she figured as "Beatrix de Cusance, Princesse de
+Cantecroix," which was correct--unless the more illustrious title be given
+her which for a few brief hours she legitimately bore, though never
+actually crowned, that of "Duchess of Lorraine."
+
+There is a good deal of history graven in those smiling features--curious,
+changeful history of their bearer's own life--and history, more important,
+of nations, on which she exercised a decisive influence. It was thinking
+of her, not least, that Richelieu penned those truthfully reproachful
+words:--"Les plus grandes et les plus importantes menees qui se fassent en
+ce royaume sont ordinairement commencees et conduites par des femmes."
+Without her and Madame de Chevreuse--perhaps, it would be too much to say
+that France might still be without that Lorraine of which she felt it so
+great a hardship to lose a portion in 1871; but certainly the tide of
+events during the past three centuries would have taken a very different
+course from that which it actually did--different, probably, for the
+better.
+
+Beatrix was "somebody connected with our Charles II."--it is quite true.
+Without that link with our own Court her portrait would scarcely have
+found a place in Windsor Castle, and the sorry poet Flecknoe--Dryden's
+"MacFlecknoe"--would certainly not have rhymed upon her beauty and
+"vertue" in most halting and unmelodious lines, now long forgotten even by
+students of literature. But her connection with our "gay monarch" was of
+the briefest, a mere sly nibbling at forbidden fruit while the real
+good-man was away, closely watched by Spanish guards in the dark tower of
+Toledo--that same martial and romantic duke, to whom our Charles I.
+addressed urgent prayers to become his saviour, and on whom he conferred
+the proud title of "Protector of Ireland." It seems odd now--to us, with
+our modern notions of Lorraine, as a small and very helpless province of
+France--to think, that on the wayward ruler of that petty duchy, himself
+at the time an exile, should our Charles have built up hopes of his own
+preservation in the storms of the Great Rebellion. There can, however, be
+no doubt about the fact. In June, 1651,[7] Viscount Taaffe, Sir Nicholas
+Plunket, and Geffrey Browne, by order of the Marquis of Clanricarde, King
+Charles's deputy, formally waited upon Duke Charles IV. of Lorraine at
+Brussels, "to solicit his aid in favour of the unhappy kingdom of
+Ireland." The mission was considered of such pressing importance that Lord
+Taaffe, in order not to delay it, put off the call which in duty he owed
+to the Duke of York, then residing at Antwerp. Charles IV. rather rashly
+undertook the office pressed upon him, formally accepted the style and
+title of "Protector of Ireland," fitted out--though not owning an inch of
+seaboard--a man-of-war, which he christened "Esperance de Lorraine"--and
+there the matter ended.
+
+With this adventurous Charles IV. was the life of the beautiful Beatrix
+bound up from girlhood to death. It was a romantic affair--in some of its
+episodes a little sadly comical--and, since we have constituted ourselves
+guardians of her effigy, her story may be worth telling.
+
+The Cusances were an old, distinguished, and very wealthy family in the
+Franche Comte, when the Comte was still a province, not of France, but of
+the Empire. At the present time the "Almanach de Gotha" knows them no
+more, nor any French or German "Peerage." But in their own day they ranked
+among the best of bloods; the strains of the Hapsburghs and the
+Granvelles mingled in their veins. "Gentillesse de Cusance" had in whilom
+Burgundy become a proverbial saying. The family owned a wide tract of
+territory in the mountainous country through which flows the Doubs, and
+among those hills, forming part of the Jura, stood, twenty miles from
+Besancon, their Castle Belvoir. Of this proud family Beatrix was, with two
+sisters--one of whom became a nun, while the other married a cousin on the
+mother's side, a Count de Berghes, of the Low Countries--left the last
+offspring. There was no male to perpetuate the name. At twenty she was
+known as "la personne la plus belle et la plus accomplie de la province."
+People raved about her. Abbe Hugo, the Lorrain Duke's father-confessor, in
+his MS. History (which has never been published, for fear of giving
+offence to the French), describes her as "of a little more than middle
+height, and exquisitely proportioned." "She possessed," he said, "just
+sufficient _embonpoint_ to impart to her _une mine haute et un port
+majestueux_." Her face, something between oval and round, was marked by a
+particularly clear complexion and an animated expression. Her eyes were
+blue and well-placed; her hair was of a light ash colour; her mouth was
+small, and of a brilliant red; her teeth were of pearly whiteness, and
+well-ranged; neck, arms, hands were all "beautifully delicate, white, and
+admirably shaped"; in fact, you could not desire a more perfect specimen
+of feminine humanity.
+
+With this beauty it was the happy, or unhappy, lot of the no less engaging
+Charles IV. to become acquainted at the impressionable age of thirty, when
+to the eye, at any rate, he represented all that was manly and
+chivalrous. He was then the beau-ideal of the sex, unequalled in all
+accomplishments peculiar to the privileged Man of the tip-top strata, a
+brilliant horseman, fencer, tilter, and love-maker in the bargain--a
+veritable "Don Juan, alike in love and in politics," as his own historian,
+M. des Robert, has aptly styled him.
+
+The two were for the first time brought into contact in 1634. Charles was
+then for the moment--a pretty protracted moment--a lackland prince.
+Counting a little too confidingly upon the help of that "Empire" which was
+always ready to claim and never ready to protect, and moreover upon
+equally treacherous Spain, he had defied France--with the result of being
+turned out of his dominions by her. But if Charles was driven from his
+duchy, he had carried his brilliant little army with him--there was no
+better in Europe. He had gained a high reputation already as a dashing
+general and a tactician of ready resource. The French feared him, in spite
+of their superior numbers. The Austrians and Spaniards were eager for his
+alliance, and willing to pay him his own price. He was stationed, in
+command of his own troops and some Spaniards, at Besancon, where life was
+then made gay indeed to the military visitors. Very butterfly that he
+was--forgetting altogether his homely Duchess Nicole, who was far
+away--Charles fluttered about merrily from flower to flower, almost
+thankful to Providence for having by her otherwise harsh judgment driven
+him to such captivating pastures new for the cult of Cupid. He was told,
+of course, of the bewitching beauty sojourning in the same city. Sated
+already with objects of admiration, he, however, at first scarcely paid
+heed to the praises of her charms. But once he met her, the hearts of both
+were in a twinkling set aflame.
+
+Charles did not at the time enjoy the best of reputations among
+respectable folk. He had dabbled a little too freely in illicit loves.
+Accordingly, old Madame de Cusance observed the young people's mutual
+passion with very reasonable alarm--and, to prevent its being carried to
+dangerous lengths, she packed Beatrix off in hot haste to lonely Belvoir.
+To a lover of Charles's mettle, however, twenty miles was a stimulus
+rather than an obstacle to love-making. Every day saw him galloping out to
+pursue his courting. There were French spies and scouts stationed all
+round, watching for the cavalier, eager to carry him off, as their
+comrades had not long before carried off our ambassador, Montagu, to
+Coiffy. By narrow breakneck paths, which are shown to the present day,
+Charles threaded his way adventurously through the forest, where it seems
+a marvel that he did not again and again come to grief. No feat, however,
+was too hazardous, no risk too great for him to encounter in the pursuit
+of his romantic passion. Accordingly, the old lady, like a prudent,
+motherly Dutch matron that she was, saw nothing for it but to carry her
+daughter very much further away still, to Brussels, where she had her
+family mansion, the Hotel Berghes. There Charles could not at once follow
+her, for he had his army to look after; and, moreover, the French stood in
+the way like a massive wall. No sooner, however, had he gathered his fresh
+bays on the field of Noerdlingen, and brought the campaign of 1635 to a
+more or less satisfactory close, than, still homeless and landless, he
+hurried likewise to Brussels, which was then the recognised
+gathering-place of all the poor victims of Richelieu's grasping policy.
+However, in one way he had been forestalled. In the interval the old
+countess, thinking in her innocence that nothing could so effectually put
+a stop to undesirable love-making as an actual marriage, had compelled her
+beautiful daughter to marry Leopold D'Oiselet, Prince de Cantecroix, a
+great personage both in the Franche Comte and in Germany. That ought to
+have made all things sure. In truth, it did nothing of the kind. Beatrix
+and Charles remained as infatuatedly in love as before, and pursued their
+amour seemingly with all the greater zest and determination, because there
+was now a legal hindrance. The husband, as it happened, was not the only
+difficulty in the way. All the Lorrain princes and princesses--expelled,
+like Charles, from their own country, and assembled in the capital of the
+Austrian Netherlands--set their faces dead against the lady, and
+positively refused to have anything to do with her. Beatrix did not care.
+She could afford to snap her fingers at Nicole, Nicolas-Francois, Claude,
+Henriette, and the rest of them, so long as Charles remained true to her;
+and soon we find her, the lawful wife of Prince Cantecroix, openly avowing
+herself "the fiancee" of the Lorrain Duke, who was himself lawfully
+married.
+
+The old lady, foiled once more in her precautions, once more packed her
+daughter off out of harm's way--this time back to Besancon. As a matter
+quite of course Charles hereupon proposed to the crowned heads with whom
+he was in league, that the next campaign must necessarily be carried on
+in the Franche Comte, where, indeed, the French had somewhat alarmingly
+gained the upper hand, and were at that time rather embarrassingly (for
+the Spaniards) investing Dole. As if to support him in his pleading, a
+deputation of Comtois magnates arrived at Brussels, headed, for irony, by
+the Prince de Cantecroix himself, petitioning the victor of Noerdlingen,
+with all the urgency of which they were masters, to come to their rescue.
+Charles did not keep them waiting long. He promptly led his army back to
+their old quarters at Besancon, where he scarcely repaid Cantecroix in a
+Christian spirit. For his father-confessor informs us that, being a devout
+"Catholic," and believing implicity in the efficacy of masses, he caused
+no less than three thousand such to be said, to obtain from Heaven his
+rival's death. He drove the French away from Dole, but after that he would
+not stir another finger. Fighting was all very well, but there was metal
+more attractive at Besancon. The old countess, had submitted at last to
+the inexorable ruling of fate. It was of no use transporting Beatrix
+backwards and forwards, while Charles followed so persistently after, and
+her own husband was so blind, or else so helpless. Things must be allowed
+to take their course.
+
+Charles's masses had the desired effect. In February, 1637 the Prince de
+Cantecroix died. In his testament he provided liberally for "ma bien aimee
+femme"--which _femme_ loyally lost no time in transferring herself from
+his house to one belonging to the duke.
+
+M. de Cantecroix being out of the way, the next thing to be done was to
+remove the no less inconvenient Duchess Nicole. From her right to the
+throne Charles had already ousted her by a really grotesque farce enacted
+in concert with his father. Charles does not appear to have had masses
+said for Nicole's death, but he very assiduously consulted the learned of
+Church and State concerning the possibility of obtaining a legal
+declaration of nullity of marriage. This was an easier matter in those
+days than it is now; because, for want of any other plea, there was always
+the charge of witchcraft to fall back upon--a charge much in favour with
+"the Church." Charles decided to play this trump card. There was a priest,
+Melchior de la Vallee, a chosen protege of the late duke, who had baptized
+Nicole. He was now alleged to have been a sorcerer before he performed the
+rite of baptism. _Ergo_, he was incompetent lawfully to baptize; _ergo_,
+Nicole was not properly baptized; _ergo_, she was not a Christian; _ergo_:
+the whole marriage must be void. Witnesses were, of course, produced to
+prove the case, and poor Melchior, having been duly condemned, was
+orthodoxly burnt at Custines--the place in which Mary Queen of Scots had
+spent her youth. His property was declared forfeited to the Crown--to be
+eventually employed by Charles, in a fit of remorse, to endow, by way of
+pious compensation, the great Chartreuse of Bosserville near Nancy.
+
+That part of the business had been easily accomplished. It remained, on
+the ground of this condemnation, to upset the obnoxious marriage. The
+Duke's Chancellor, Le Moleur, was easily persuaded to pronounce an
+"opinion" to the effect desired, and, armed with this, he was promptly
+sent to Rome, accompanied by the Duke's father-confessor, Cheminot, to
+obtain a Papal judgment in accordance with it. The whole thing looked so
+plausible as readily to silence the last remaining doubts of Beatrix; and
+just nine days after Cantecroix's death the two lovers put their
+signatures to the marriage contract which was to make them man and wife.
+Less than five weeks later the marriage was formally celebrated in a
+characteristic hole-and-corner fashion. On the evening of April 2, 1637,
+the duke's physician, Forget, brought the _vicaire_ (curate) of the parish
+of S. Pierre in Besancon a written authority from his _cure_ (rector) to
+celebrate Sacraments wherever he might be called upon to do so. That done,
+the _vicaire_ is led by Forget on a roundabout way into Charles's house,
+where he finds a sumptuous supper awaiting him. The food and liquor
+despatched, the unsuspecting curate is, in a temper which disposes him to
+comply with almost any demand, taken into Charles's own chamber, where the
+duke bluntly informs him: "Tu es ici pour benir notre mariage." Even in
+spite of the supper, the curate hesitates. But the duke will stand no
+parleying. The ceremony is gone through. The young couple, to place
+themselves entirely in order, comply with the custom of the diocese to the
+very tittle: embrace, break a loaf of bread between them, drink out of the
+same glass, and the thing is done. The curate receives twenty doubloons
+for his pains, and is, like everybody else present, pledged to silence.
+
+Secrecy was, however, under the circumstances, absolutely out of the
+question, probably not even seriously desired. Soon after we find the duke
+publicly owning Beatrix as his wife, and giving orders that she shall be
+treated as duchess and styled "Altesse." She lives with Charles, rides
+with him, shows herself by his side to his soldiers, who conceive a
+violent fancy for her. Nicole and the Lorrain princes and princesses
+protest. But they are far away, and can do no hurt. The old countess is
+brought to acquiesce in the marriage, and all seems to go as merrily as
+could be wished. Beatrix's sister, the nun of Gray, confesses to pious
+scruples, and implores her sister not to do what is wicked, but is
+silenced with a simple "Vous n'etes qu'une enfant." To make all things
+sure, Mazarin, anxious to obtain from Charles an advantageous peace,
+promises his all-powerful interest with the Curia. The peace duly signed,
+Beatrix and her husband religiously undertake, side by side, a pilgrimage
+to Bonsecours, where they pray for Heaven's blessing upon their union, and
+afterwards hold their formal entry into Nancy, to the bewilderment of her
+husband's loyal subjects, who, not knowing what to make of the double
+wedlock, cry out lustily: "Que Dieu protege et benisse le bon Duc Charles
+et ses deux femmes!"
+
+But there was mischief brewing. Nicole and her belongings would have been
+less than human if they had not set heaven and earth in motion to upset
+the new irregular union. When Cheminot and Le Moleur arrived at Rome to
+bespeak the Pope's approval, they found the Prince Nicolas-Francois
+already there, actively counterworking their game, on which even without
+such opposing influence the Vatican could scarcely have been expected to
+smile. In the place of approval, they received nothing but black looks,
+coupled with a strict injunction to the Lady Beatrix not on any account to
+pretend to the title of "Duchess."
+
+Of course Charles's "Petite Paix" lasted only a few weeks. Instead of
+leading his troops into the French camp as supports, as he had agreed, he
+took them straight to the Spanish headquarters, with the inevitable result
+of being once more turned out of his country, and finding himself an exile
+at large. These misfortunes, however, sat lightly upon the gay-hearted
+monarch, while he had the lovely Beatrix by his side, starring it with her
+at the Courts of Worms, Luxemburg, and Brussels, and insisting everywhere
+upon Beatrix being treated as duchess. He had given her her own
+body-guard, her own establishment of maids of honour, allowed her to hold
+her courts and drawing-rooms, just like a reigning princess.
+
+Meanwhile, concurrently with the Pope's judgment, another matter was
+slowly ripening. All this marrying and re-marrying had, as a matter of
+course, led to litigation. Prince Cantecroix had left a goodly fortune,
+for the possession of which his mother, the Marquise d'Autriche, and his
+cousin, M. de Saint Amour, were then fighting fiercely.
+
+While Charles and Beatrix were attending at Malines, as important
+witnesses in this case, what should unexpectedly arrive but a brief from
+the Pope, directing the archbishop to proclaim the judgment pronounced on
+that half-forgotten application of Le Moleur's and Cheminot's! It had
+taken His Holiness some years to come to a decision even on the
+preliminary point, that of the marriage with Beatrix; on the main
+question, the validity of Charles's marriage with Nicole, the judgment was
+still silent. But Charles's marriage with Beatrix the document declared
+entirely illegal and invalid, formally threatening both parties concerned
+with major excommunication if they did not at once separate and
+thereafter continue apart, and, moreover, within a given time, purge
+themselves by a public and humiliating penance. To Beatrix this judgment
+came as a crushing blow. However, she yielded prompt obedience, removing
+at once to the distant Hombourg Haut, near Saint-Avold.
+
+Charles evidently cared very much less about the separation, however
+little he might relish the idea of a penance. It looks very much as if he
+had already grown a little tired of the lovely Beatrix. She was still very
+beautiful, and had any amount of love-making left in her. Her little amour
+with Charles II. was still to come; and that portrait to be seen at
+Windsor, which so much enamoured Flecknoe, actually shows her as she was a
+little later. However, the _toujours perdrix_ of one particular beauty had
+evidently begun to pall upon Charles's exacting taste. He managed very
+soon to find some cheering consolation for his loss, to the infinite
+entertainment of the gay Court of Brussels--which delighted in scandal,
+and was constantly on the look out for some fresh amusement. Charles
+provided such, very opportunely, by a quite unexpected new amour, which
+was certainly not wanting in originality. Charles suddenly fell over head
+and ears in love with the very _bourgeoise_ daughter of the Burgomaster of
+Brussels. He pressed his heart and hand upon her again and again. No
+effort was too great for him to make in prosecution of his suit, no
+expense too lavish. The girl found herself serenaded, _feted_, asked to
+all sorts of festivities--tournaments, concerts, balls--all arranged
+specifically in her honour. She found jewellery showered upon her. And, to
+secure her good will, the proud Carlovingian Duke even condescended to
+compete with the humble burghers at the popular _kermesse_, in the
+cross-bow shooting at the "papegay," which, crack marksman that he was, he
+brought down in brilliant style, thereby constituting himself
+"papegay-king" for the year. That dignity imposed upon him the obligation
+of treating all the burghers and their young women to a flow of
+liquor--which liquor he did not stint--and, moreover, of holding a
+triumphal progress through the town--which he magnified into a sort of
+Lord Mayor's procession, himself appearing in the character of his own
+ancestor, Godfrey de Bouillon, encased in costly armour, with all his rich
+jewellery hung upon his person, and seated, high and lofty, upon a
+magnificent car. The buxom Flamande found all this mightily pretty, but
+scarcely knew what to make of it so long as her mother strictly forbade
+her to give the devoted Charles any encouragement, nor dare so much as to
+meet him in private. Once only was the mother prevailed upon to permit a
+_tete-a-tete_ for just as long as Charles could manage to hold a live coal
+in his palm. To extend the time, Charles extinguished the fire by
+heroically crushing the coal with his fingers. All this tomfoolery amused
+the Court intensely. But people were just a little astounded when Charles
+carried his devotion so far as to refuse to treat with the Spanish
+plenipotentiaries for a renewal of his treaty, unless their Excellencies
+would first secure the approval and advocacy of his Flemish Dulcinea. The
+Spaniards needed the Lorrain troops badly, and so submitted for the
+time--but they had their revenge.
+
+Of course the news of all this love-making brought Beatrix back pretty
+promptly to the Low Countries. As an excuse she alleged a burning desire
+to be reconciled to the Church, whose censure her sensitive conscience
+could no longer endure. Charles was by no means equally impatient.
+However, late in 1645, he too at length consented, and, accordingly, the
+two attended together to hear the Church's commination, prostrate
+themselves at full length before the altar, play the abject penitents
+throughout, confess their guilt, and receive episcopal absolution--all in
+the presence of a very large assemblage, which made the proceeding none
+the more pleasant for the principal actors.
+
+That done, Beatrix settled down again, perhaps all the better pleased at
+finding that by his new treaty obligations Charles had bound himself to
+proceed immediately to the battle-fields in France. Whether she had a
+right to be severe upon Charles's little amatory escapades may appear a
+trifle doubtful by the light of her own conduct now that he was away. At
+Ghent she took a leaf out of his own book. The duke soon heard of her
+being in a close _liaison_ with a Polish magnate, Prince Radzivill, _jeune
+et bien fait, poli et galant_. And not long after arrived the further
+intelligence that one of her most conspicuous and most successful admirers
+was our own "gay monarch," Charles Stuart, subsequently Charles II., who
+was then a refugee in the Netherlands. There is no reason to believe that
+these misfeasances were in any way belittled to Charles's ear, seeing that
+it was Princess Marguerite, the Duchess of Orleans, his sister, who played
+the principal tale-bearer, a lady who, like all the Lorrain princesses,
+had a direct interest in bringing Charles's connection with Beatrix to a
+close. Charles took the bait. He was furious with the Princess de
+Cantecroix. He would repudiate her for good. He would be reconciled on
+the spot with Nicole. All seemed to herald a happy and creditable ending
+to the misunderstanding of years, when, all of a sudden, Beatrix announced
+herself _enceinte_, and by that announcement upset the whole carefully
+reared-up house of cards. Nicole had borne the duke no son. Here was the
+prospect of one. Throwing the Pope's warning to the winds, forgetting and
+forgiving all about Beatrix's wrong-doings, Charles rushed to join her,
+and was overjoyed to be able to be present at the birth of what was
+destined to be his only son, Charles, subsequently the gifted and
+distinguished Prince de Vaudemont, our William III.'s confidant and
+adviser, and the elder Pretender's potent patron and ally. The Papal
+Nuncio and the Archbishop of Malines were horrorstruck at this barefaced
+breaking of a solemn oath. But no serious harm came of it after all. Only,
+it was a little provoking to find that when the confinement was over, and
+Charles's back was once more turned, Beatrix calmly resumed her illicit
+flirtations, of which the Lorrain princesses, more particularly the
+Princess Marguerite, were not slow to advise the duke.
+
+Charles's patience was now completely worn out. As soon as he could manage
+it, he posted back to the Low Countries, resolved, as he declared, to
+"mettre deux folles a la raison." One _folle_, of course, was
+Beatrix--whom Charles protested that nothing would induce him ever to take
+into favour again; and the other was his sister Henriette, who had
+distinguished herself by a very unconventional match indeed, her third,
+between herself, aged fifty, and the youthful Italian banker, Grimaldi,
+aged twenty-seven. There were some utilitarian arguments to plead in
+excuse of the marriage. Henriette had spent her last _ecu_, had sold every
+bit of property of hers that was at all saleable, and was deep in debt to
+boot; and Grimaldi had money. But nothing would justify the extraordinary
+proceeding which these two lovers, driven into a corner, resorted to, of,
+so to speak, "springing themselves" upon the unsuspecting Archbishop of
+Malines, and simultaneously declaring their intention to be man and wife,
+before he could so much as utter a word of protest. That constituted, the
+archbishop had himself previously explained, a legal marriage according to
+canon law.
+
+Charles found Beatrix at Antwerp. He at once seized her house in all legal
+form, fretting and fuming with rage, and refusing to listen to a word
+which she might say in explanation. He had everything put under lock and
+key, sentries placed before the door, and, overhauling all the furniture
+with his own hands, he claimed back all the property which the lady held
+from him; above all, that very valuable collection of jewellery for which
+the Lorrain Court was noted. To his dismay he found that a portion of it
+was gone. That made matters ten times worse. The missing pieces must
+necessarily have been given to Beatrix's _galants_.
+
+The Lorrain princes and princesses were delighted to observe a fresh
+rupture, and spared no pains to fan the flame. As it happened, at this
+very time, in 1654, the Papal Tribunal of the "Rota" had at last made up
+its mind how to adjudicate upon that old plea first raised in 1637, and
+formally laid before the Pope in 1642--the question of the validity of
+Charles's marriage with Nicole. The "Rota" ruled the whole suit to be
+frivolous. The marriage had been "freely contracted," was therefore
+binding, and, not to be troubled again with anything of the sort, the
+Court imposed upon Beatrix "perpetual silence." Charles accepted the
+judgment readily; indeed, he was so earnestly bent upon reconciliation
+with Nicole, that he seriously talked of having her excommunicated, should
+she withhold her consent. All seemed once more coming right, in spite of
+itself, when Europe was surprised by a gross outrage against law and good
+faith, namely, the high-handed seizure by the Spanish governor,
+Fuensaldana, of the Duke of Lorraine, and his removal, as a prisoner, to
+the distant Castle of Toledo. Six long years was the duke destined to pine
+in that unwholesome, dark, barred tower, a prey to vermin and to all
+discomforts, and a victim to ever freshly-raised, ever sorely-disappointed
+hopes. The very Spaniards around him pitied him. The ladies of Toledo
+conspired to liberate the interesting captive, who, in spite of his fifty
+years, was still handsome, nimble, full of courtesy and full of life. His
+own subjects braved tortures, galleys, death--everything, to effect his
+rescue. Never was ruler more beloved; rarely did he less deserve it.
+Nicole loyally forgot all past grievances, appealed to Mazarin, appealed
+to King Louis, appealed to the Pope. Beatrix likewise did her best--more
+especially after Nicole's death, in 1657--though roughly rated all the
+time by her wrathful and impatient late lover, who never for a day
+together knew his own mind. At one time he asked indignantly: Why did she
+not come to share his prison? At another he bade her stay where she was,
+since there she could be of greater use. A third time he would have
+nothing whatever to say to her. When she sent her _intendant_,
+Pelletier, to Spain, to exert himself in the cause of the duke's
+liberation, Charles brought up the old charges of infidelity and
+misappropriation of his jewellery. But he was delighted to receive at
+Pelletier's hands the newly-painted portraits of his two children, Anne
+and Charles, to whom, as a partially redeeming feature in his character,
+he continued devoted to his dying day.
+
+In 1660 Spain found that she could carry on war no longer. The result was
+the Treaty of the Pyrenees, which was rather dictated by Mazarin than
+negotiated between France and Spain, and which, among other things,
+provided that Charles should be set free. Purchasing the glory of a
+princely escort from the needy noblemen of Spain by a distribution of the
+full sum of compensation just received at Madrid, the duke hurried to
+Saint Jean de Luz in state, and there, with his habitual impetuosity,
+nearly got himself back into prison. The Spanish Ambassador, Don Louis de
+Haro, badgered beyond endurance by Charles, full of his complaints,
+seriously threatened to have the duke carried back to Toledo. This brought
+our rather romantic Stuart exile to the front, whom nobody then supposed
+to be so near becoming Charles II. of England. Indeed, Mazarin held him in
+such small estimation, that he would not even admit him to his presence.
+But on Don Louis, if he ever seriously intended fresh violence, this bold
+manoeuvre had the desired effect. He promptly desisted from further
+threats. The Lorrain Charles, touched by the chivalrous conduct of his
+namesake, in a burst of gratitude generously offered the latter the free
+use of his purse--an offer which must have been peculiarly welcome to the
+ever-impecunious Stuart--and frankly forgave him his rivalry in the matter
+of Beatrix, which looks, indeed, as if between him and her he now intended
+all to be over.
+
+In truth, he did not leave the lady very long in doubt upon that point;
+for, finding her at Bar-le-Duc, when, on his way home from Paris, he
+passed through that town, he flatly declined to see her. She was staying
+with her daughter, whom in Paris Charles had got married to the Prince de
+Lillebonne, the governor of the Barrois. He was quite willing that Beatrix
+should be treated _en duchesse_, but at this time of day it surely was not
+to be expected that he would once more embroil himself with the Pope by
+breaking his oath! Just only for a few minutes did he at length consent to
+meet her, at the urgent supplication of both his children--outside Bar, in
+a little village; and then he was chillingly cold.
+
+Otherwise, he had still fire enough left in him, when occasion
+required--as he showed not long after, when at Paris, while engaged on
+that hare-brained errand of concluding the "Treaty of Montmartre," he
+became madly enamoured of Marianne Pajot, the daughter of his
+brother-in-law's (the Duke of Orleans') apothecary. The marriage very
+nearly became a fact. Everything was ready, in spite of protests from all
+sides. The priest was waiting, the wedding-guests were in attendance,
+actually eating the wedding supper, and drinking the young couple's
+health--for precisely at midnight the ceremony was to be performed--when
+Du Tellier marched into the room with a guard, and at Louis XIV.'s order
+carried off Marianne to the convent of Ville l'Eveque. "You would have
+had to take a syringe for your armorial device if you had married her,"
+said Louis XIV. mockingly. "Yes," replied Charles, alluding to the treaty
+just concluded, "with the royal _fleur-de-lys_ at the nozzle."
+
+This was by no means Charles's last amour. Indeed, after various wildish
+escapades nearly leading to matrimony he, four years later, when arrived
+at the ripe age of sixty, actually took to wife a girl of thirteen, and
+settled down a tolerably staid and respectable husband at last. But this
+adventure with Marianne Pajot warned Beatrix, whose health was beginning
+seriously to fail, that if she wanted to become Charles's wife at all, she
+must be quick about it. Accordingly, when the two once more found
+themselves in close proximity, unwilling neighbours at Bar-le-Duc--she up
+in the castle, he in the lower town, to be out of her way--she took the
+liberty of reminding him of his repeated promises to obtain a dispensation
+from the Pope and get the marriage renewed. Charles was not at all
+prepared for such an appeal, which accordingly made him not a little
+cross. "Not yet," he pleaded, "il n'est pas encore temps de songer a notre
+mariage"--not when he was fifty-six and she nearly forty-six! Would he not
+consent at any rate to see her? God forbid; how could he, a devout
+"Catholic," presume to infringe the Pope's explicit command? Indeed, these
+repeated appearances of Beatrix, when she was not wanted, were becoming
+wearisome to him. She must keep out of the way. Let her go back to
+Besancon! He was duke and could command. But Beatrix, loth to fly from
+that which alone could cure her heartache, pleaded, like Lot, for a
+shorter journey. Might she not stay at Remiremont? Charles acquiesced. In
+small Lorrain towns she spent the next year or so. Life was getting hard
+for her, in view of progressively failing health--harder under the painful
+sense of injustice and unfaithfulness. She gave herself up to religious
+devotions. At Mattaincourt it was, while she was burning candles and
+offering prayers to the Lorrain saint, P. Fourier, that the startling news
+reached her of a fresh amour into which Charles had thrown himself with
+all the ardour of a young man of twenty, an amour with the beautiful
+Isabelle de Ludres ("Matame te Lutre," as Madame de Sevigne called her,
+ridiculing the rough Lorrain accent), a most delicately-formed,
+symmetrically-shaped _brunette_, a very tit-bit of womanhood, destined to
+shine in after-time for a brief period in the changing firmament of _Le
+Roi Soleil_ at Versailles, as an ephemeral favourite star. She was a
+canoness of Poussay--_Lavandieres_ they were called in the popular
+slang--looking probably all the prettier in her semi-religious garb,
+because its wear involved no religious obligations of any kind. The abbess
+had obligingly allowed Charles free access to the "nun," and there they
+were, acknowledged _fiance_ and _fiancee_, talking of the time when the
+marriage was to take place. To be near Isabella, Charles had moved his
+court to Mirecourt, which is just about halfway between Poussay and
+Mattaincourt, utterly unconscious probably of the proximity of Beatrix.
+There were daily _fetes_, dances, tourneys, the whole bit of country
+seemed transformed into a "Garden of Love." It was like a ghost rising
+from the earth when Beatrix--pale, worn, haggard, but still erect and
+dignified in bearing--appeared on the scene, her marriage contract in her
+hand, to bid the young canoness beware, and remind her lover of his
+promises and broken vows. What right had she to be there? asked Charles in
+a pet. Had he not bidden her go back to Besancon? Let her be off at once
+and not trouble him any more! Alas! in her state of health, travelling to
+Besancon was out of the question. She got as far as Mattaincourt, sending
+fresh precatory letters to faithless Charles. He would give them no heed.
+But she left him no peace. By a severe effort she got to Besancon at last.
+"She may disinherit your children," urged Charles's lawyers. "She may stop
+your marriage," chimed in the Churchmen. "Remember, she has but at longest
+a few weeks to live," added the doctors. "Really?" asked Charles with
+visible relief. "She cannot possibly live longer." Not a moment did he
+cease from his amatory merry-making preparatory to a contemplated new
+marriage. But, as there was time for celebrating a preliminary one in the
+interval, for his children's sake he consented to despatch a messenger to
+the Pope to demand a dispensation, which arrived just in time for the
+marriage with Beatrix to be solemnised while there was still breath in
+her. "Me voila, bien honore," whispered the dying woman, "a la fin de mes
+jours!" Scarcely had the priest left her bedside, when he was called in
+once more to celebrate another sacrament. "Ah! quelle union," gasped
+Beatrix, "du sacrement de mariage et de l'extreme onction!"
+
+Thus ended, on June 5, 1663, the changeful life of that "excellents peace
+as Nature ever made," as wrote Richard Flecknoe in contemplation of her
+portrait at Windsor, full of "colour" and "freshness," and with eyes whose
+very lids were "than other eyes more admirably fair," the lady who on the
+canvas in our royal castle looks so happy and serene, but who in real life
+tasted far more of the bitterness than of the sweet of man's fleeting
+love--not, certainly, without much fault on her own part, yet, in respect
+of her relations with Charles, surely more sinned against than sinning.
+
+The news of her death found the feasting at Mirecourt at its merriest.
+Trumpets were sounding, flags were flying, drums were beating, all the
+jingle of the masquerade of court life was at its noisiest. The widower
+scarcely stopped in his amusements to order a brief formal mourning, which
+altered but the hue, not the spirit of the feast. For all that his labour
+was thrown away. Beatrix had, in self-defence, despatched a protest
+against the marriage to the Vicar-general of Toul, who, as a French
+bishop, stood in no sort of dependence upon the Duke of Lorraine--rather
+delighted in crossing him. Besides, Isabelle's mother, shocked at what she
+saw and heard, peremptorily forbade the marriage, and packed her daughter
+off in haste to the solitude of Richardmenil.
+
+When Beatrix's will was opened, it was found that she had not forgotten
+"her very dear husband." "As a token of respect and submission," she had
+"taken the liberty" of bequeathing to him--that very diamond ring with
+which he had wedded her, then the worship of all, twenty-six years before,
+when his own affection was still fresh and young, and his whole being
+seemed bound up in the life and possession of the fervently-loved young
+widow. At her death, certainly, she had this to boast of, that of all the
+beauties who had riveted Charles's affection, none had for so long a time
+and with equal power held sway over his fickle heart. If she was
+neglected, it is some satisfaction to think that her children were
+honoured and cherished. On the Prince de Vaudemont Charles heaped what
+benefits he had to bestow. But the stain of his birth clung to him to his
+death. At one time Charles had hoped to seat him on the proud throne of
+the Carlovingians. When in 1723 he died, the Lorrain Courts found that no
+princely honours could be paid to his body. Quietly, without pomp and
+show, were his bones laid beside the bones of his father, in the
+Chartreuse of Bosserville, sad memorial that it remains of the duke's
+faithlessness to his first wife. Neither of Charles nor of Beatrix has any
+offspring survived. Of Charles even later Dukes of Lorraine have scarcely
+ever spoken without a protest. Beatrix lies buried at Besancon, and, after
+all, considering what evil she unwittingly brought upon her adopted
+country, the portrait which alone remains to recall what she was finds,
+perhaps, a more fitting place on the walls of Royal Windsor than could
+have been given to it in the historic hall of the more than half-destroyed
+palace of Nancy, or among the Lorrain portraits preserved, as a memorial
+of Lorrain-Hapsburg rule, in the museum of Florence.
+
+
+
+
+V.--THE REMNANT OF A GREAT RACE.[8]
+
+
+Modern History is, in its rapid march onward, making sad havoc of old
+races. New nations are rising up; but only like new banks and headlands on
+our coast, by the accumulation of drifted shingle, which the very same
+tide is washing away from wasting older rocks. A generation or two hence,
+in the making of a new German people, the last remnant will have finally
+disappeared of an interesting race, which historians and archaeologists
+alike, to whom it is known, will be loth to miss.
+
+There are probably few Englishmen who have any very clear idea as to what
+and who the "Wends" or "Sorbs" are. Early in the last century, we read--I
+think it was in the year 1702--our Ambassador at Vienna, one Hales,
+travelling home by way of Bautzen, to his utter surprise found himself in
+that city in the midst of a crowd of people, strange of form, strange of
+speech, strange of garb--but unquestionably picturesque--such as he had
+never before seen or heard of. They are there still, wearing the same
+dress, using the same speech, looking as odd and outlandish as ever. We
+need not go back to the records of Alfred the Great, of Wulfstan and
+Other, to learn what a powerful nation the Wends, one of the principal
+branches of the great Slav family, were in times gone by. In the days when
+Wendish warriors, like King Niklot, were feared in battle, their ships
+went forth across the sea, side by side with those of the Vikings,
+planting colonies on the Danish Isles, in Holland, in Spain--aye, very
+ambitious Slav historians will even have it that our own _Sorbiodunum_
+(Salisbury) is "the town of the Sorbs," founded by Sorb settlers in 449,
+and that to the same settlers--also styled _Weleti_ (Alfred the Great
+calls them _Vylte_)--do our "Wilton" and "Wiltshire" owe their names. On
+the Continent they once overspread nearly all Germany. Hanover has its
+"Wendland," Brunswick its "Wendish Gate." Franconia, when ruinously
+devastated by intestinal wars of German races, was, at Boniface's
+instance, recultivated by immigrant Wends, famous in his days, and after,
+for their husbandry. The entire North German population, from the Elbe
+eastward, and north of the Bavarian and Bohemian mountains, is in descent
+far more Wendish than German. Wendish names, Wendish customs, Wendish
+fragments of speech, bits of Wendish institutions, survive everywhere, to
+tell of past Slav occupation. Altenburg is Wendish to a man, the
+Mecklenburgs are to the present day ruled even by Wendish grand dukes.
+Berlin, Potsdam, Dresden, Luebeck, Leipzig, Schwerin, and many more
+German towns, still bear Wendish names.
+
+There are now but a poor 150,000 or 160,000 left of this once powerful
+people. And that handful is dwindling fast. Every year sees the tide of
+spreading Germanism making further inroad on the minute domain which the
+Germanised Wends have left to their parent race in that much disputed
+territory, the Lusatias. Prussian administration, Prussian education,
+Prussian pedantic suppression of everything which is not neo-German, are
+rapidly quenching the still smoking flax. It boots little that the Saxon
+Government, kinder in its own smaller country, has, very late in the day,
+changed its policy, and is now striving to preserve what is, at its lowest
+valuation, a most interesting little piece of ethnographic archaeology. It
+is much too late now to stop the march of Germanisation, which has pushed
+on so rapidly that even in the same family you may at the present day find
+parents still thoroughly Wendish, and _priding_ themselves on their
+Wendish patronymics, and children wholly German, styling themselves by
+newly coined German names. Evidently the race is dying fast.
+
+Its death was in truth prepared a long time ago. Once the Saxons had
+obtained the mastery, the poor Slavs were oppressed and persecuted in
+every way. They were forbidden to wear their own peculiar dress. They were
+forbidden to trade. The gates of their own towns were closed against them,
+or else opened only to admit them into a despised "ghetto." No man of
+culture dared to own himself a Wend. Accordingly, though they possess a
+language unique for its plasticity and pliancy, up to the time of the
+Reformation written literature they had none. For centuries their race
+has been identified with the lowest walks in life. They must have their
+own parsons, of course; but that was all. Otherwise, hewers of wood and
+drawers of water, toiling cultivators of the soil, they were doomed to
+remain--very "serfs," lending, as we know, in the north, a peculiar name
+to that servile station ("serfs," from "serbs"), just as in the south
+"Slav" became the distinctive term for "slave."
+
+To the eye of the archaeologist, all this hardship has secured one
+compensating advantage. It has left the Wends--in dress, in customs, in
+habits of mind, in songs and traditions--most interestingly primitive.
+Everything specifically Wendish bears the unmistakable stamp of national
+childhood, early thought, old-world life. There has been no development
+within the race, as among other Slavs. There have been modern overlayings,
+no doubt; but they are all foreign additions. The Wendish kernel has
+remained untouched, displaying with remarkable distinctness that
+peculiarly characteristic feature which runs through all the Slav kindred,
+at once uniting and separating various tribes, combining a curious unity
+of substructure with a striking variety of surface. Among the "Serbs,"
+or--"Sorbs"--really "Srbs"--of Germany, occur names which reveal a close
+kinship with Russians, Bohemians, and Croats. By the strange
+survival--among two tribes alone in all the world--of a complete dual, and
+the retention of a distinct preterite tense (without the use of an
+auxiliary verb) their language links them plainly with the Old Bulgarians.
+Their national melodies exhibit a marked resemblance to those melancholy
+airs which charm English visitors in Russia. Yet a Pole, one of their
+nearest neighbours, is totally at sea among the Wends. His language is to
+them almost as unintelligible as that of their "dumb" neighbours on the
+opposite side, the _Njemski_--that is, the Germans. Even among themselves
+the Lusatians are divided in speech. In Lower Lusatia, for instance, where
+the population are descended from the ancient Lusitschani, if you want to
+ask a girl for a kiss, you must say: _gulitza, daj mi murki_. In Upper
+Lusatia, where dwell the Miltschani, the same request takes the shape of:
+_holitza, daj mi hupkuh_. My German friends would have it that to their
+ears Wendish sounded very like English--which simply meant, that they
+understood neither the one nor the other. In truth, there is no
+resemblance whatever between the two tongues, except it be this, that like
+some of our own people, the Wends are incorrigibly given to putting their
+H's in the wrong place. The explanation, in respect of the Wends, is, that
+in their language no word is known to begin with a vowel. Hence, to make
+German at all pronounceable to their lips, they often have to add an H as
+initial letter, the impropriety of which addition they happen generally to
+remember at the wrong time. It will terrify linguists among ourselves to
+be told that this Slav language--which the Germans despise as barbarous,
+which has scarcely any literature, and which is spoken by very few men of
+high education--possesses, in addition to our ordinary verbs, also verbs
+"neutropassive," "inchoative," "durative," "momentaneous," and
+"iterative"; an aorist, like Greek, and a preterite aorist of its own; a
+subjunctive pluperfect, and in declension seven cases, including a
+"sociative" case, and a "locative." The most remarkable characteristics
+of the language, however, are the richness of its vocalisation, and its
+peculiar flexibility and pliancy, which enable those who speak it to coin
+new and very expressive words for distinct ideas almost at pleasure, yet
+open to no misconstruction.
+
+In outward appearance the Wends are throughout a powerful, healthy, and
+muscular race, whose men are coveted for the conscription. The first
+Napoleon's famous "Bouchers Saxons"--the Saxon dragoons--were Wends almost
+to a man. And in the present day, it is the Wends who contribute the
+lion's share of recruits to the Saxon household regiments. Their women are
+prized throughout Germany as nurses. They are all well-built, well-shaped,
+strong of muscle, and nimble in motion, like the Lacedaemonian women of
+old. All surrounding Germany recruits its nurses from Wendland. Next to
+stature, the most distinctive external feature of the race is its national
+dress, which, as in most similar cases, survives longest, and in its most
+characteristic form, among women. As between different districts, such
+dress varies very markedly, but throughout it has some common features.
+Short bright-coloured skirts, with the hips preternaturally enlarged by
+artificial padding, and an unconscionable amount of starch put into the
+petticoats on Sundays; close-fitting bodices, under which, in some
+districts, by an atrocious perversion of taste, are placed bits of stout
+cardboard, designed to compress a strongly developed bust to hideous
+flatness; small tight-fitting caps, into which is gathered all the hair,
+and which are often concealed under some bright-coloured outer head-gear,
+with an abundance of ribbons dependent; and a goodly allowance of
+scrupulously clean collar, frill, and neckerchiefs, at any rate on
+Sundays; and, on festive occasions, stockings of the same irreproachable
+whiteness put upon massive calves which on other occasions are worn all
+bare--these are, briefly put, the main characteristics of the women's
+dress. Oddly, the Roman Catholics, who elsewhere--in the Black Forest, for
+instance--affect the gayest colours, among the Wends show a partiality for
+the soberest of hues, more specifically brown and black. The men delight
+in big buttons, bright waistcoats, and high boots, long coats which pass
+on from father to son through generations, and either preternaturally
+stout hats of prehistoric mould, or else large blue caps with monster
+shades. Their peculiar customs are simply legion, and so are their
+traditions and superstitions. Their fairs are a thing to see.
+Old-fashioned as the Wends are, ordinary shopping has no attraction for
+them. But the merry fair, with its life and society, its exchange of
+gossip, its display of finery, its haggling and bargaining, its music and
+its dancing, is irresistibly alluring. At the great fair at Vetzschau in
+olden days you might see as many as a thousand Wendish girls, all dressed
+in their best, formally but merrily going through their Wendish dances in
+the market-place. In matters of faith the Wends are all great believers in
+little superstitious formulas and observances, such as not turning a knife
+or a harrow edge or tine upward, lest the devil should sit down upon it.
+Their favourite devices for attracting a man's or a maiden's love are a
+little too artlessly natural to be fit for recital here. One great
+prevailing superstition is the belief in lucky stones--_kamushkis_.
+Stones, in truth, play a leading part in their traditions. They have a
+belief that stones went on growing, like plants, till the time of our
+Saviour's temptation, in the course of which, by an improvement upon the
+authorised text, they assert that he hurt his foot against one by
+accident. In punishment for having caused that pain, their growth is
+understood to have been stopped. They have other stones as
+well--"fright-stones" and "devil-stones" for instance. But the _kamushkis_
+are by far the most important and the most valuable. They are handed on as
+precious heirlooms from parent to child, and often put down at a high
+value in the inventory of an estate. The supernatural world of the Wends
+is as densely peopled as any mythology ever yet heard of. There is the
+_psches-poniza_--the noon woman, to avoid whom women in pregnancy and
+after their confinement dare not go out of doors in the midday hours;
+there is the _smerkava_, or "dusk-woman," who is fatal to children, the
+_wichor_, or whirlwind; the _plon_, or dragon, who terrifies, but also
+brings treasure; the _bud_, or Will-o'-the-Wisp; the _bubak_, or bogey;
+the nocturnal huntsman, _nocny hanik_; and the nocturnal carman, _nocny
+forman_; the _murava_, or nightmare; the _kobod_ or _koblik_; the
+_chodota_ (witch); the _buzawosj_, who frightens children; the _djas_, the
+_graby_, the _schyry zed_, the _kunkaz_, there are spirits "black" and
+"white." Every mill has its peculiar _nykus_ or _nyx_, who must be fed and
+propitiated. And then there are roguish sprites, such as _Pumpot_, who is
+a sort of Wendish "barguest," doing kind turns as often as he plays
+mischievous pranks. All this curious Slav mythology alone is worth
+studying. If in a family children keep dying young, the remedy certain to
+be applied is, to christen the next born "Adam" or "Eve," according to its
+sex, which is thought absolutely to ensure its life. Like most
+much-believing races, the Wends are remarkably simple-minded, trustful,
+leadable, and docile, free from that peculiar cunning and malice which is
+often charged, rightly or wrongly, to Slav races--not without fault, but
+in the main a race of whom one grows fond.
+
+To see the Wends ethnographically at their best, you should seek them in
+their forest homes, all through that vast stretch of more or less
+pine-clad plain, mostly sand, extending northwards from the last distant
+spurs of the "Riesengebirge" (which bounds at the same time Bohemia and
+Silesia), to the utmost limits of their territory in the March of
+Brandenburg, and much beyond that--or else in that uniquely beautiful
+Spreewald, some hundred of miles or so south of Berlin, a land of giant
+forest and water, an archipelago of turfy islets. That is the ancient
+headquarters of the Wendish nation, still peopled by a peculiar tribe,
+with peculiar, very quaint dress, with traditions and customs all their
+own, settled round the venerated site of their old kings' castle. It is
+all a land of mystic romance, sylvan silence, old-world usages, such as
+well become the supposed "Sacred Forest" of the ancient "Suevi." Alders
+and oaks--the former of a size met with nowhere else--cast a dense, black
+shade over the whole scene, which is in reality but one vast lake, on
+whose black and torpidly moving waters float wooded _kaupes_ or isles,
+scattered over which dwell in solitude and practical isolation the
+toilsome inhabitants, having no means of communication open to them
+except the myriads of arms of the sluggishly flowing Spree. A parish
+covers many square miles. Each little cottage, a picture by itself amid
+its bold forest surroundings, stands long distances away from its
+neighbours. The outskirts of the forest consist of wide tracts of wobbling
+meadow, a floating web of roots and herbage, over which one can scarcely
+move without sinking into water up to the hips. Were you to tread through,
+down you would go helplessly into the fathomless black swamp. On those
+vast meadows grow the heavy crops of sweet nutritious grass which make the
+Spreewald hay valued at Berlin for its quality as is the hay of the Meuse
+at Paris. On their little islands, as in the _Hortillonages_ of the Somme,
+the _kaupers_ raise magnificent crops of vegetables (more particularly
+cucumbers, without which Berlin would scarcely be itself), which, as on
+the Somme, they are constrained to carry to market by boat. Boats and
+skates, in fact, supply in that wooded Holland the only means of
+locomotion. And thanks to its canals and its water, all in it is so fresh,
+and so luxuriant, and so remarkably silent, that, while one is there,
+there seems no place like the Spreewald in which to be thoroughly alone
+with Nature. On a mound artificially raised upon one of these islands, at
+Burg, once stood the castle of the great Wendish kings, whose sceptre is
+supposed still to descend in secret from sire to son in a particular
+family, known only to the best initiated of Wends. To this country more
+specifically, together with some scores of distinctive water sprites (each
+endowed with its own attribute), does Wendish mythology owe its numerous
+legends about snakes wearing precious crowns, which on occasion they will
+carelessly lay down on the grass, where, if luck should lead you that way,
+you may seize them and so ensure to yourself untold riches--provided that
+you can manage to get safely away.
+
+In the mountainous country about Bautzen and Loebau in Saxony, where the
+scenery is fine, the air bracing, the soil mostly fat, nineteenth century
+levelling has been far too long at work for race customs to have
+maintained themselves altogether pure. There stand the ancient sacrificing
+places of the Wends, the Czorneboh, sacred to the "black god," the
+Bjeliboh, sacred to the "white" one--respectively, the Mounts Ebal and
+Gerizim of Wendland--and many more. Wendish traditions and Wendish speech
+are still very rife in those parts. And most of the brains of the race are
+to be found in that well-cultivated district--the "Wendish Mozart,"
+Immisch, Hornigk, Pfuhl--all the literary coryphaei of the race. From
+Bautzen, certainly, with its bipartite cathedral, in which Roman Catholics
+and Protestants worship peaceably side by side, divided only by a grating,
+it is quite impossible to dissociate Wendish traditions. That is to the
+Upper Lusatians what Cottbus is to the lower--_mjesto_, "the town" _par
+excellence_. There are very true Wends in those regions still. In a
+village near Hochkirch the community managed for a long time successfully
+to keep out Germans, refusing to sell any property otherwise than to a
+Wend. But under the influence of advancing civilisation so many things
+externally peculiar to the race have disappeared--their forests, and their
+wooden buildings, much of their ancient dress; they live so much in the
+great world, that they can scarcely be said to have kept up their
+peculiar race-life in absolute purity.
+
+In the forest, on the other hand, where, in fact, dwell the bulk of the
+not yet denationalised race, you still see Wends as they were many
+centuries ago. It is a curious country, that easternmost stretch of what
+once was the great forest of Miriquidi, almost touching Bautzen and
+Goerlitz with its southernmost fringe, and extending northward far into the
+March of Brandenburg. At first glance you would take it to be intolerably
+prosaic. It spreads out at a dead level, flat as a rink, for miles and
+miles away, far as the eye can see, with nothing to break the straight
+sky-line--except it be clouds of dust whirled up by the wind from the
+powdery surface of this German Sahara. The villages lie far apart, divided
+by huge stretches of dark pine forest, much of it well-grown, not a
+little, however, crippled and stunted. The roads are, often, mere tracks
+of bottomless sand, along which toils the heavy coach at a foot pace,
+drawn by three horses at least, and shaking the passengers inside to bits
+by its rough motion across gnarled pine-roots which in the dry sand will
+never rot. But look at it a little more closely, and you will find a
+peculiar kind of wild romance resting upon it. If you take the trouble to
+inquire, you will find that all this forest is peopled with elves. There
+are stories and legends and superstitions attaching to almost every point.
+Hid away among it are the sites of ancient Wendish villages--you may see
+where stood the houses, you may trace where were the ridged fields, you
+may feel, Wends will have it, by a creeping sensation coming over you as
+you pass, where were the ancient grave-yards. Here is an ancient haunted
+Celtic barrow. There is a cave in which are supposed to meet, at certain
+uncanny hours, the ghosts of cruel Swedish invaders, barbarously murdered
+in self-defence, or else Wendish warriors of much older time. Yonder,
+again, is a mound beneath which lies a treasure. Here "spooks" this
+spirit, there his fellow. By the Wends the forest is regarded with
+peculiar awe. It is to them a personality, almost a deity, exacting, as
+they will have it, every year at least one victim as a tribute or
+sacrifice. Every now and then you will come upon a heap of dry branches,
+on which you may observe that every passer-by religiously lays an
+additional stick. That is a "dead man," a Wendish "cairn," raised up in
+memory of some person who on that spot lost his life. Between the forest
+and dry fields picturesquely stretch out sheets of water, some of them of
+large size. And where there is water, the scenery at once assumes a hue of
+freshness and verdure which is most relieving. Dull and bare as this
+country generally is, no Switzer loves his own beautiful mountain home
+more fervently, or admires it with greater appreciation, than do the Wends
+their native patch of sand and peat and forest; nor does he miss it, when
+away, with more painful home-sickness.
+
+In this flat tract of land you may see the German Slavs still living in
+their traditional timber or clay-and-wattle houses, built in the orthodox
+Wendish style--with a little round-roofed oven in front, and a draw-well
+surmounted by a tall slanting beam, with a little garden, the
+_Ausgedinge-haus_ for the pensioned-off late proprietor, the curious
+barge-board, ornamented at either end with some crudely fantastical
+carving (which was borrowed more than a thousand years ago from the early
+Saxons), and with that most characteristic mark of all, the heavy arched
+beam overshadowing the low windows. The house would be thatched, but that
+the Prussian government absolutely forbids thatch for new roofing. The
+entire settlement is laid out on the old nomad plan, reminding one of
+times when for security villagers had to dwell close together. In the
+middle of the village is the broad street or green, planted with high
+trees, which, by their contrast with the surrounding pine forest, indicate
+the site to the traveller a long way off. The Wends are devoted lovers of
+trees, and in every truly Wendish village you are sure to find a large
+lime tree, tall or stunted, but in every case spreading out its branches a
+long distance sideways, and overshadowing a goodly space. That tree has
+for generations back formed the centre of local life, and is venerated as
+becomes a "sacred tree" of ancient date. Here young and old are wont to
+assemble. Here, on Saturday afternoons in spring-time, gather the young
+girls to blend their tuneful voices in sacred song heralding the advent of
+Easter. Here used to meet the village council--which has in recent times,
+for reasons of practical convenience, removed to the public-house--the
+_gromada_, or _hromada_, summoned by means of a _kokula_ or _hejka_, that
+is, a "crooked stick" or a hammer, sent round from house to house. Every
+householder, large or small, has a right to be present and to take his
+full part in the proceedings; for the Wends are no respecters of persons.
+In the centre sits the _solta_, as president, supported by his "sidesmen,"
+the _starski_. And there are discussed the affairs of the little
+community, heavily and solemnly at first, but with increasing animation as
+the _palenza_, or _schnaps_, gets into people's heads. The most
+interesting by far of these periodical meetings is the _gromada
+hoklapnica_--the "gromada of brawls," that is--which is held in most
+villages on St. Thomas' Day, in some on Epiphany Day, to transact, with
+much pomp and circumstance, the business which has reference to the whole
+year. The annual accounts are there settled. New members are received into
+the commune, and if any have married, the Wendish marriage tax is levied
+upon them. If there are any paupers in the parish, they are at that
+meeting billeted in regular succession upon parishioners. Another
+important matter to settle is the institution of paid parish officers,
+none of whom are appointed for more than a year at a time. Watchman,
+field-guard, blacksmith, road-mender, &c., all are expected to attend, cap
+in hand, making their obeisance as before a Czar, thanking the _gromada_
+for past favours, which have secured them infinitesimal pay, and humbly
+supplicating for new, which are, as a rule, granted with a rather pompous
+and condescending grace.
+
+The village homesteads line the common or street on either side, standing
+gable outwards, as every Wendish house ought to stand. From them radiate
+in long narrow strips the fields, as originally divided, when the settlers
+were still a semi-nomad race, when each member was scrupulously assigned
+his own share of loam, clay, high land, low land, peat, sand, meadow--not
+only in order that none might be better off than his neighbour, but also
+that the workers in the fields might at all times make sure of
+fellowship, to lighten their toil by chat and song, and by taking their
+meals in company. During the whole of their history the Wends have shown
+themselves devoted to agriculture. Their social system was based upon
+agriculture; agriculture occupied their thoughts. Their legends represent
+their ancient kings, and the saints of their hagiology, as engaged in
+agriculture. And their girls, thinking of marriage, may be heard to sing:
+
+ "No, such a suitor I will not have
+ Who writeth with a pen;
+ The husband for me is the man
+ Who plougheth with the plough."
+
+By intuitive instinct the Wends prefer cultivating light land, whereas the
+Germans give the preference to strong. All their implements seem made for
+light soil. Such are their wooden spades, tastefully edged with steel
+which, though not perhaps as useful as our all-steel implements, look
+incomparably more picturesque. And from light soil the Wends know better
+than any race how to raise remunerative crops. They understand heavy land,
+too--as witness their excellent tillage in Upper Lusatia, and above all in
+that German "Land of Goshen," the Duchy of Altenburg. But on sand they are
+most at home. And in the poorest districts you may make sure that wherever
+you see a particularly fine patch of corn, or potatoes, or millet, or
+buckwheat, that patch is peasant's land.
+
+The church, as a rule, is placed right in the middle of the village. The
+Wends value their church. For all their stubborn paganism in early days,
+against which St. Columban, and St. Emmeran, and St. Rupert and St.
+Eckbert all contended in vain, the Wends have, since they were
+christianized, always been a devoutly religious people, and at
+present--barring a little drinking and a little stealing (which latter,
+however, is strictly confined to fruit and timber, in respect of which two
+commodities they hold communistic opinions)--they are exemplary
+Christians. With their parsons they do not always stand on the best of
+terms. But that is because some of the parsons, raised from peasant rank,
+are, or were--for things have altered by the introduction of fixed
+stipends--a little exacting in the matter of tithes and offerings, and the
+demand that there should be many sponsors at a christening, for the sake
+of the fees. There are some queer characters among that forest-clergy. One
+that I knew was a good deal given to second-hand dealing. He attended
+every sale within an accessible radius, to bring home a couch, or a whip,
+or a pair of pole-chains, or a horse-cloth, for re-sale. His vicarage was
+in truth a recognised second-hand goods store, in which every piece of
+furniture kept continually changing. Another was greedy enough to claim a
+seat at the Squire's table, at the great dinners given in connection with
+the annual _battues_, as a matter of "prescription." A third drank so hard
+that on one occasion he had to be propped up against the altar to enable
+him to go on with the service. The most curious of all was the "chaplain"
+of Muskau, who married his couples wholesale, on the Manchester "sort
+yourselves" principle. Sometimes, when things went a little slowly, and he
+grew impatient, it was _he_ who "sorted" the couples, and then
+occasionally it would happen that, giving the word of command like a
+Prussian corporal, he would "sort" them wrongly. They were far too well
+drilled to discipline not to obey. But when the ceremony was over they
+would lag sheepishly behind, scratching their heads and saying: "_Knes
+duchowny_, _I_ should have married _that_ girl, and this girl should have
+married _him_." However, the Church had spoken, and the cause was
+finished. Married they were and married they must remain. Even to this the
+patient Wends submitted; and, perhaps, they were all the happier for it.
+
+But all this has nothing to do with the Church proper, as distinct from
+the parson. Their religious instinct appears born with the Wends. Religion
+seems to be in all their thoughts and most of their acts. The invariable
+greeting given is "God be with you." They talk habitually of "God's rain,"
+"God's sun," "God's crops," "God's bread"--to them "every good gift and
+every perfect gift cometh from above." Worshippers returning from church
+are hailed with a "Welcome from God's Word." When the sun goes down, it is
+to "God" that it goes to rest. Whenever a bargain is struck, the appeal to
+the other party is "God has seen it," or "God has heard it." And although
+German jurisdiction, with its partiality for oaths slily extracted _after_
+a statement, has imported here and there a little false swearing, in the
+main that ancient confirmation of the contract is still respected. In
+Wendland the churches are filled as nowhere else in Germany, and however
+prosily the parson may preach--as he generally does--nowhere is he more
+attentively and devoutly listened to. In Wendland alone of all Germany
+have I noticed that Protestants bow at the mention of the name of
+"Jesus." Barring some ten thousand Roman Catholics in Saxony, the Wends
+are all staunch Protestants of that nondescript Lutheran-Calvinist creed,
+which the kings of Prussia have imposed upon their country. But not a few
+of their beliefs and superstitions and legends hark back to older days.
+They still keep _Corpus Christi_. In their religious legends, which are of
+very ancient origin, the Virgin plays a prominent part--leading off, among
+other things, a nocturnal dance, in which the angels all join, clad in
+silken gowns with green wreaths on their heads, meeting for the purpose,
+of all unsuitable places, in the church, and carefully locking the door
+against human intruders. The Virgin's flight into Egypt is put into
+strongly agricultural language, "Has a woman with a child passed this
+way?" ask Herod's ruthless emissaries. "Aye," answers the truthful Wend,
+"while I was sowing this barley." "You fool, that must have been three
+months ago." In truth, by a miracle the barley has grown to maturity in
+one brief hour. By this expedient the Virgin escapes. The Virgin spins;
+the Virgin sews shirts; the Virgin does all that Wendish women are taught
+to do. In Scripture-lore the Wends have their own localised versions of
+the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah; of the fight of St. George and the
+Dragon; and an even more localised tale of the doings of King David. The
+archangel Michael is made to fight for Budyssin against the Germans. Judas
+Iscariot, according to their national tradition, comes to grief mainly
+through gambling. The Saviour gave him thirty pieces of silver to buy
+bread with. These he staked--tempted by Jews whom he saw gambling by the
+wayside--on an unlucky card; and to recover them it was that he sold his
+Master. To cap all this unorthodoxy, the Wends make the Creator call after
+Judas that he is forgiven. But remorse drives him to hang himself,
+notwithstanding. He tries a pine and a fir, but finds them too soft, so he
+selects an aspen tree--hence the perpetual agitation of its leaves. One of
+their peculiar legendary saints is Diter Thomas, who was so holy that he
+could hang his clothes when going to bed--which he appears to have done in
+the daytime--on a sunbeam. One day, however, at church this devout man
+espied the Devil seated behind the altar, engaged in taking down on a
+fresh cowhide the names of all whom he saw sleeping in church. There must
+have been an unusually large number, for the cowhide proved too small, and
+Satan was fain to stretch it by holding one end with his teeth and pulling
+at the other with his hands. As it happened, his teeth let go, and back
+went his head against the wall, with a bang which woke up all the
+sleepers. This aroused in pious Thomas so much mirth that he forgot the
+respect due to the holy place, and laughed aloud--in punishment for which
+offence his grace departed from him, and he was thenceforth reduced to the
+necessity of using pegs. For their regularity in attendance at church I
+half suspect that the peculiar fondness of the Wends for singing is, in
+not a small degree, accountable; and, it may be, also the attraction of a
+little gossip after service, and the excitement of an occasional little
+fair.
+
+The Wends would indeed not be Slavs if they were not engrossingly fond of
+singing. Singing is, in fact, among young folk reckoned the principal
+accomplishment. And they have a rich store of songs, set to exceedingly
+melodious airs. They have them of all descriptions--legends and convivial
+songs, martial songs, sacred hymns, short _roncka_ and _reje_ for the
+dancing-room, and long elegies and ballads for the field, to shorten the
+long summer's day out at work. They have their own curious instruments,
+too, still in use--a three-stringed fiddle, a peculiar sort of hautboy,
+and bagpipes of two different sizes, the larger one invariably ornamented
+with a goat's head. To be a _kantorka_ (precentress) in church, or even in
+a spinning-room, is a thing for a Wendish girl to be proud of, and to
+remember to her old age. What a Wendish village would in winter time be
+without those social spinning meetings it is difficult to imagine. To no
+race do conviviality, mirth, harmless but boisterous amusement, seem so
+much of a necessary of life. And none appears to be so thoroughly devoted
+to the practice of homely household virtues. Spinning, poultry-breeding,
+bee-keeping, gardening, coupled with singing, and nursing children, and
+making model housewives--these are the things which occupy girls'
+thoughts. At her very christening the baby-girl, borne back from church
+"as a Christian," is made to find a spindle and a broom carefully laid in
+the room, to act as charms in setting her infant thoughts in the right
+direction. Her "sponsor's letter" is sure to contain some symbolic grains
+of flax and millet. And a lover's principal gift to his sweetheart
+invariably consists of a carefully turned and brightly-painted
+"kriebatsche," an antiquated spindle and distaff that is, which is held
+dear as a family Bible. Spinning, indeed, is among Wends a far more
+important occupation than elsewhere. For men and women alike wear by
+preference linen clothes, made of good, stout, substantial stuff, thick
+enough to keep out the cold. In rural Germany a peasant girl is expected
+as an indispensable preparative for marriage to knit her "tally" of
+stockings. In Wendland the _trousseau_ consists all of spun linen.
+Servants invariably receive part of their wages in flax. Spinning
+accordingly is about the most important work to be accomplished in a
+household. And as it lends itself capitally to sociability and mirth, the
+Wendish maidens take to it with peculiar zest. The date for beginning
+these gatherings throughout Lusatia is the 11th of October, St. Burkhard's
+Day in the Wendish calendar. On that day the young unmarried women tell
+themselves off into _psazas_, that is, spinning companies, consisting of
+twelve at the outside, all of them girls of unblemished character. Among
+no race on earth is purity more valued and insisted upon--in both
+sexes--than among these poor forest Wends. Wherever corruption has crept
+in, it is wholly due to the evil seductions of Germans, who have taken
+advantage of the helplessness of Wendish girls when away on service. In a
+Wendish village, to have made a _faux pas_ deprives a young fellow and
+girl alike of their character for life. The girl must not sit with the
+other girls in church when the young are catechised; she must not walk up
+to the altar on high festivals; she must not join in the singing; and the
+spinning companies will not have her. In olden time she was not even
+allowed to dance. Young men going notoriously astray used to be punished
+in their own way.
+
+Some time before the eventful eleventh, the _psazas_ assemble to decide
+in whose house the spinning gatherings are to be held. In that house they
+meet throughout the winter, spinning industriously with wheel or with
+spindle from seven to ten, and requiting the housewife for her hospitality
+with welcome assistance in various kinds of domestic work. On the first
+evening the company quite expect to be treated to a good supper of roast
+goose. How all the spinners, with the resident family, and those young
+fellows who, of course, will from time to time pay the lasses a
+visit--either in disguise or in their own proper garb--manage to meet, and
+work, and lark, and dance, where they do, it is rather a problem to solve.
+For many of the rooms are not large. They are plain, of course, in their
+equipment, like all Wendish rooms (in which paint is allowed only on
+chairs, all the other woodwork being subject to the scrubbing-brush), but
+strikingly peculiar. Almost in one corner--but far enough away from the
+wall to leave space for a little, cosy nook behind--stands the monster
+tile stove, very adequately heated with peat or wood, and showing,
+tolerably high up, a little open fireplace, in which burns a bright little
+wood fire, rather to give light and look cheerful, than to diffuse warmth.
+That is the vestal hearth of the Wendish house, without which there would
+be no home. In another corner stands the solid, large deal table, with
+painted chairs all round. The walls are all wainscoted with deal boards;
+and round the whole room runs a narrow bench, similar to the _murka_, a
+seat far more tempting, which encircles the stove. Nearly all the
+household implements in use are neatly ranged about the walls, or else
+placed on the floor--the _boberzge_, a peculiar plate rack; the _polca_,
+to hold pots and spoons; and the _standa_, for water. There are baskets,
+cans, tubs disposed about, and a towel hung up for show. This room grows
+tolerably lively when the spinning company assemble, telling their tales,
+playing their games, gossiping and chatting, but mostly singing. "Shall we
+have any new songs?" is the first question invariably asked when the
+_psaza_ constitutes itself. And if there is a new girl come into the
+village, the inquiry at once passes round, "Does she know any new songs?"
+Indeed, the _psazas_ serve as the principal singing classes for the young
+women in the village. They are kept up throughout the year as special
+choirs and sub-choirs, so to speak, singing together on all sacred and
+mundane occasions where singing is required. Whenever "the boys" look in,
+there is great fun. Sometimes one will dress up as a "bear," in a "skin"
+made up of buckwheat straw; or else he will march in as a "stork," which
+causes even greater amusement. Once at least in the season the funny man
+of the set makes his appearance transformed into what, by a very wild
+flight of imagination, may be taken for a pantomime horseman, with a horse
+made up of four big sieves, hung over with a white sheet. Before calling
+in a real, formal way, the boys are always careful to ask for leave, which
+means that they will bring _piwo_ and _palenza_ (beer and spirits), the
+girls revenging themselves by providing cake and coffee; and then the
+entertainment will wind up with a merry dance. One very amusing occasion
+is the _dopalowak_, or _dolamowak_, that is, the last spinning evening
+before Christmas, when the boys sit in judgment upon the girls, and,
+should they find one or other to be guilty of idleness, condemn her to
+have her flax burnt or else her spindle broken, which penalties are, of
+course, in every case commuted into a fine. This sort of thing goes on
+till Ash Wednesday, when the "Spinte" is formally executed by stabbing, an
+office which gives fresh scope to the facetiousness and agility of the
+funny man. The night before is the social evening _par excellence_. It is
+called _corny wecor_, "the black evening," because girls and boys alike
+amuse themselves with blackening their faces like chimney-sweeps, and with
+the very same material. The boys are allowed to take off the girls' caps
+and let down their hair--the one occasion on which it is permitted to hang
+loose. And there is rare merrymaking throughout the night. Indeed, all
+Shrovetide is kept with becoming spirit, perhaps more boisterously than
+among any other folk, and in true excitable Slav style. The boys go about
+a-"zampering," and collecting contributions; the girls bring out their
+little savings; and then the young people dance their fill, keeping it up
+throughout Lent. Indeed, they dance pretty well all the year round--
+
+ "Njemski rady rejwam,
+ Serski hisce radsjo;"
+
+which may be rendered thus:
+
+ "The German way I love to dance,
+ But the Wendish dance I dote on."
+
+To witness the _serska reja_--the only truly national dance preserved
+among the Wends--at its best, you should see it danced on some festive
+occasion, when the blood is up, out in the open air, on the grass plot,
+where stands the sacred lime tree. There is plenty of room there. The very
+sight of the green--say of the young birches planted around for decoration
+at Whitsuntide or Midsummer--seems to fire the susceptible spirits. The
+dancers throw themselves into the performance with a degree of vigour and
+energy of which we Teutons have no notion. The _serska reja_ is a
+pantomimic dance. Each couple has its own turn of leading. The cavalier
+places his partner in front of him, facing her, and while the band keeps
+playing, and the company singing one of those peculiarly stirring Wendish
+dance tunes, he sets about adjuring her to grant him his desire, and dance
+with him. She stands stock still, her arms hanging down flop by her side.
+The cavalier capers about, shouts, strikes his hands against his thighs,
+kneels, touches his heart--with the more dramatic force the better. At
+length the lady gives way, and in token of consent raises her hand.
+Briskly do the two spin round now for the space of eight bars, after which
+for eight more they perform something like a cross between a _chassez
+croisez_ and a jig, and so on for a little while, after which the whole
+company join in the same performance. As a finish the cavalier "stands"
+the band and his partner some liquor, and a merry round dance concludes
+his turn of leading, to the accompaniment of a tune and song, _roncka_,
+selected by himself.
+
+Lent is a season more particularly consecrated to song. Every Saturday
+afternoon, and on some other days, the girls of the various _psazas_
+assemble under the village lime tree, the seat around which is
+scrupulously reserved for them, to sing, amid the rapt attention of the
+whole village, some of their delightful sacred songs peculiar to the
+season. This singing reaches its climax on Easter night, when young
+fellows and girls march round the village in company, warbling in front of
+every door, in return for which they receive some refreshment. For a brief
+time only do they suspend their music to fetch "Easter water" from the
+brook, which must be done in perfect silence, and accordingly sets every
+mischief-maker at work, teasing and splashing, and playing all sorts of
+practical jokes, in order to extract a word of protest from the
+water-fetching maidens. As the clock strikes midnight the young women form
+in procession and march out to the fields, and all round the cultivated
+area, singing Easter hymns till sunrise. It produces a peculiarly striking
+effect to hear all this solemn singing--maybe, the same tunes ringing
+across from an adjoining parish, as if echoed back by the woods--and to
+see those tall forms solemnly moving about in the early gloaming, like
+ancient priestesses of the Goddess Ostara. While the girls are singing,
+the bell-ringers repair to the belfry (which in many villages stands
+beside the church) to greet the Easter sun with the traditional
+"Dreischlag," the "three-stroke," intended to indicate the Trinity.
+
+Lent sees the Wends perform another curious rite, of peculiar antiquarian
+interest. The fourth Sunday in Lent is by established custom set apart for
+the ceremony of "driving out Death"--in the shape of a straw figure decked
+out with the last bridal veil used, which the bride is expected to give up
+for the purpose. This poor figure is stoned to destruction to the cry of
+_Lec hore, lec hore_, which may be borrowed from the Lutheran name for
+the Sunday in question, _Laetare_. In some places the puppet is seated in
+a bower of pine boughs, and so carried about amid much infantine
+merriment, to be ultimately burnt or drowned. The interesting feature of
+this rite is, that it does not really represent the Teuton "expulsion of
+winter" so much as the much older ceremony of piously visiting the site on
+which in Pagan times bodies used to be burnt after death. It is a heathen
+All Saints' Day.
+
+I have no space here to refer to anything like all the curious Wendish
+observances which ought to be of interest to folk-lorists: the lively
+_kokot_, or harvest home, so called because under the last sheaf it was
+usual to conceal a cock, _kokota lapac_ with legs and wings bound, which
+fell to the lot of the reaper who found it; the _lobetanz_; the _kermusa_,
+or _kirmess_, great and small, the merry children's feast on May Day; the
+joyful observance of Whit Sunday and Midsummer; the peculiar children's
+games, and so on. It is all so racy and peculiar, all so merry and yet so
+modest in the expenditure made upon it, it all shows the Wends so much to
+advantage as a contented, happy, cheerful people--perhaps a little
+thoughtless, but in any case making the best of things under all
+circumstances, and glad to show off their Slav finery, and throw
+themselves into whatever enjoyment Providence has vouchsafed, with a zest
+and spirit which is not to be excelled, and which I for one should be
+sorry to see replaced by the more decorous, perhaps, but far less
+picturesque hilarity of the prosy Prussians. If only the Wends did not
+consume such unconscionable quantities of bad liquor! And if in their cups
+they did not fall a-quarrelling quite so fiercely! It is all very well to
+say, as they do in one of their proverbs, with truthful pithiness, that
+"there is not a drop of spirit on which do not hang nine devils." But
+their practice accords ill with this proverbial wisdom. The public-house
+is to them the centre of social life. Every new-comer is formally
+introduced and made to shake hands with the landlord. They have a good
+deal of tavern etiquette which is rigidly adhered to, and the object of
+which in all cases is, like George the Fourth's "whitewash," to squeeze an
+additional glass of liquor into the day's allowance. Thus every guest is
+entitled to a help from the landlord's jug, but in return, from every
+glass served is the landlord entitled to the first sip. Thus again, after
+a night's carousal, the guests always expect to be treated by the host to
+a free liquor round, which is styled the _Swaty Jan_--that is, the Saint
+John--meaning "the Evangelist," whose name is taken in vain because he is
+said to have drunk out of a poisoned cup without hurt. All the invocation
+in the world of the Saint will not, however, it is to be feared, make the
+wretched _palenza_ of the Wends--raw potato fusel--innocuous. It is true,
+their throats will stand a good deal. By way of experiment, I once gave an
+old woman a glass of raw spirit as it issued from the still, indicating
+about 82 per cent. of alcohol. She made a face certainly, but it did not
+hurt her; and she would without much coaxing have taken another glass.
+
+This article has already grown so long that of the many interesting
+customs connected with the burial of the dead and the honouring of their
+memory I can only refer to one very peculiar and picturesque rite. Having
+taken the dying man out of his bed, and placed him (for economy) on straw
+(which is afterwards burnt) to die, put him in his coffin, with whatever
+he is supposed to love best, to make him comfortable--and in addition a
+few bugs, to clear the house of them--the mourners carry him out of the
+house, taking care to bump him on the high threshold, and in due course
+the coffin is rested for part of the funeral service in front of the
+parsonage or the church. In providing for the comfort of the dead the
+survivors show themselves remarkably thoughtful. No male Wend is buried
+without his pipe, no married female without her bridal dress. Children are
+given toys, and eggs, and apples. Money used to be put into the coffin,
+but people found that it got stolen. So now the practice is restricted to
+the very few Jews who are to be found among the Wends and who, it is
+thought, cannot possibly be happy without money; and, with a degree of
+consideration which to some people will appear excessive, some stones are
+added, in order that they may have them "to throw at the Saviour." In
+front of the church or parsonage the coffin is once more opened, and the
+mourners, all clad in white--which is the Wendish colour for mourning--are
+invited to have a last look at the body. Then follows the _Dobra noc_, a
+quaint and strictly racial ceremony. The nearest relative of the dead, a
+young person, putting a dense white veil over his or her head and body, is
+placed at the back of the coffin, and from that place in brief words
+answers on behalf of the dead such questions as affection may prompt near
+friends and relatives to put. That done, the whole company join in the
+melodious _Dobra noc_--wishing the dead one last "Good-night." After that,
+the lid is once more screwed down and the coffin is lowered into the
+grave.
+
+There are few things more picturesque, I ought to say, than a funeral
+procession in the Spreewald, made up of boats gliding noiselessly along
+one of those dark forest canals, having the coffin hung with white, and
+all the mourners dressed in the same colour, the women wearing the
+regulation white handkerchief across their mouths. The gloom around is not
+the half-night of Styx; but the thought of Charon and his boat
+instinctively occurs to one. The whole seems rather like a melancholy
+vision, or dream, than a reality.
+
+Hard pressed as I am for space, I must find some to say, at any rate, just
+a few words about Wendish marriage customs. For its gaiety, and noise, and
+lavish hospitality, and protracted merriment, its finery and its curious
+ways, the Wendish wedding has become proverbial throughout Germany. Were I
+to detail all its quaint little touches, all its peculiar observances,
+each one pregnant with peculiar mystic meaning, all its humours and all
+its fun, I should have to give it an article by itself. It is a curious
+mixture of ancient and modern superstition and Christianity, diplomacy and
+warfare. The bride is still ostensibly carried off by force. Only a short
+time ago the bridegroom and his men were required to wear swords in token
+of warfare and conquest. But all the formal negotiation is done by
+diplomacy--very cautiously, very carefully, as if one were feeling his
+way. First comes an old woman, the _schotta_, to clear the ground. After
+that the _druzba_, the best man, appears on the scene--to inquire about
+pigs, or buckwheat, or millet, or whatever it may be, and incidentally
+also about the lovely Hilzicka, whom his friend Janko is rather thinking
+of paying his addresses to--the fact being all the while that long since
+Janko and Hilzicka have, on the sly, arranged between themselves that they
+are to be man and wife. But observe that in Wendland girls may propose as
+well as men; and that the bridegroom, like the bride, wears his "little
+wreath of rue"--_if he be an honest man_, in token of his virtue. The girl
+and her parents visit the suitor's house quite unexpectedly. And there and
+then only does the young lady openly decide. If she sits down in the
+house, that means "Yes." And forthwith preparations are busily set on
+foot. Custom requires that the bride should give up dancing and gaiety and
+all that, leave off wearing red, and stitch away at her _trousseau_, while
+her parents kill the fatted calf. Starve themselves as they will at other
+times, at a wedding they must be liberal like _parvenus_. Towards this
+hospitality, it is true, their friends and neighbours contribute, sending
+butter and milk, and the like, just before the wedding, as well as making
+presents of money and other articles to the young people at the feast
+itself. But we have not yet got to that by a long way. The young man, too,
+has his preparations to make. He has to send out the _braska_, the
+"bidder," in his gay dress, to deliver invitations. How people would stare
+in this country, were they to see a _braska_ making his rounds, with a
+wreath on his hat, one or two coloured handkerchiefs dangling showily from
+different parts of his coat, besides any quantity of gay ribbons and
+tinsel, and a herald's staff covered with diminutive bunting! Then there
+are the banns to be published, and on the Sunday of the second time of
+asking, the bride and bridegroom alike are expected to attend the Holy
+Communion, and afterwards to go through a regular examination--in Bible,
+in Catechism, in reading--at the hands of the parson. By preference the
+latter makes them read aloud the seventh chapter of the First Epistle to
+the Corinthians. At the wedding itself, the ceremonial is so complicated
+that the _braska_, the master of ceremonies, has to be specially trained
+for his duties. There is a little farce first at the bride's house. The
+family pretend to know nothing of what is coming; their doors and windows
+are all closely barred, and the _braska_ is made to knock a long time
+before the door is cautiously opened, with a gruff greeting which bids him
+go away and not trouble peaceable folk. His demand for "a little shelter"
+is only granted after much further parleying and incredulous inquiry about
+the respectability of the intruding persons. When the bride is asked for,
+an old woman is produced in her stead, next a little girl, then one or two
+wrong persons more, till at last the true bride is brought forth in all
+the splendour of a costume to which it is scarcely possible to do justice
+in writing. As much cloth as will make up four ordinary gowns is folded
+into one huge skirt. On the bride's neck hangs all conceivable finery of
+pearls, and ribbons, and necklaces, and strings of silver coins--as much,
+in fact, as the neck will carry. There is any amount of starched frilling
+and collar above the shoulders; a close-fitting, blue silk bodice below;
+and a high cap, something like a conjuror's--the _borta_, or bride's
+cap--upon her head. Even her stockings are not of the ordinary make, but
+knitted particularly large so as to have to be laid in folds. The wedding
+party, driving off to church, preceded by at least six outriders, make as
+big a clatter as pistol-firing, singing, shouting, thumping with sticks,
+and discordant trumpeting will produce. On the road, and in church, a
+number of little observances are prescribed. At the feast the bride, like
+the bridegroom, has her male attendants, _swats_, whose duty it is, above
+all things, to dance with her, should she want a partner. For this is the
+last day of her dancing for life, except on Shrove Tuesdays, and, in some
+Prussian parishes, by express order of the Government, on the Emperor's
+birthday and the anniversary of Sedan. The bridegroom, on the other hand,
+must not dance at the wedding, though he may afterwards. Like the bride,
+he has his own _slonka_--his "old lady," that is--to serve him as guide,
+philosopher and friend. Hospitality flows in unstinted streams. Sometimes
+as many as two hundred persons sit down to the meals, and keep it up,
+eating, drinking and dancing, for three days at least, sometimes for a
+whole week at a stretch. It would be a gross breach of etiquette to leave
+anything of the large portions served out on the table. Whatever cannot be
+eaten must be carried home. Hence those waterproof pockets of phenomenal
+size which, in olden days, Wendish parsons used to wear under their long
+coat-tails, and into which, at gentlemen's houses, they used to deposit a
+goodly store of sundry meats, poultry, pudding and _meringues_, to be
+finally christened--surreptitiously, of course--with rather incongruous
+affusions of gravy or soup, administered by the mischievous young
+gentlemen of "the House," for the benefit of Frau Pastorin and her
+children at home. Sunday and Tuesday are favourite days for a wedding.
+Thursday is rigorously avoided. For two days the company feast at the
+bride's house. Taking her to bed on the first night is a peculiar
+ceremony. The young girls crowd around her in a close circle, and refuse
+to let her go. The young lads do the same by the bridegroom. When, at
+last, the two force an exit, they are formally received into similar
+circles of married men and women severally. The bride is bereft of her
+_borta_, and receives a _cjepc_, a married woman's cap, in its place.
+After some more hocuspocus, the two are accompanied severally by the
+_braska_ and the bride's _slonka_ into the bridal chamber, the bride
+protesting all the time that she is "not yet her bridegroom's wife." The
+_braska_ serves as valet to the bridegroom, the _slonka_ undresses the
+bride. Then the _braska_ formally blesses the marriage-bed, and out walk
+the two attendants to leave the young folk by themselves. Next morning the
+bride appears as "wife," looking very demure, in a married woman's garb.
+On that day the presents are given, amid many jokes--especially when it
+comes to a cradle, or a baby's bath--from the _braska_ and the
+_zwada_--the latter a sort of clown specially retained to amuse the bride,
+who is expected to be terribly sad throughout. The sadder she is at the
+wedding, the merrier, it is said, will she be in married life. There is
+any amount of rather rough fun. On the third day, the company adjourn to
+the house of the bridegroom's parents, where, according to an ancient
+custom, the bride ought to go at once into the cowhouse, and upset a can
+of water, "for luck." After that she is made to sit down to a meal, her
+husband standing by, and waiting upon her. That accomplished, she should
+carry a portion of meat to the poorest person in the village. A week
+later, the young couple visit the bride's parents, and have a "young
+wedding" _en famille_.
+
+I have said enough, I hope, to shew what an interestingly childlike,
+happily disposed, curious and contented race those few surviving Wends
+are. And they are so peaceful and loyal. Russian and Bohemian Pan-slavists
+have tried all their blandishments upon them, to rouse them up to an
+anti-German agitation. In 1866 the Czar, besides dispensing decorations,
+sent 63 cwts. of inflammatory literature among them. It was all to no
+purpose. Surely these quiet, harmless folk, fathers as they are of the
+North German race, might have been spared that uncalled-for nagging and
+worrying which has often been pointed against them from Berlin for purely
+political purposes! In the day of their power they were more tolerant of
+Germanism. They fought side by side with the Franks, fought even under
+Frankish chieftains. Germany owes them a debt, and should at least, as it
+may be hoped that she now will, let them die in peace. Death no doubt is
+bound to come. It cannot be averted. But it is a death which one may well
+view with regret. For with the Wends will die a faithfully preserved
+specimen of very ancient Slav life, quite unique in its way, as
+interesting a piece of history, archaeology and folk-lore as ever was met
+with on the face of the globe.
+
+
+
+
+VI.--VOLTAIRE AND KING STANISLAS.[9]
+
+
+One can scarcely help wondering that among all the books written about
+Voltaire and his varied experiences, there should be practically not one
+which treats of that brief but eventful period during which, in company
+with the "_sublime Emilie_," the great writer found himself the guest of
+hospitable King Stanislas--"le philosophe-roi chez le roi-philosophe." To
+Voltaire himself that was one of the most memorable episodes in his long
+and changeful life. It left on his mind memories which lasted till death.
+He showed this when, in 1757, looking about him for a peaceful haven of
+rest, he fixed his eyes once more, as if instinctively, upon Luneville as
+a place in which to spend the evening of his days. Stanislas would have
+been only too thankful to receive him. Old and feeble, rapidly growing
+blind and helpless, and reduced by ill-health and the desertion of his
+Court to the poor resource of playing _tric-trac_--backgammon--in his
+lonely afternoons, with such uncourtly _bourgeois_ as his messengers could
+pick up in the town, the _faineant_ Duke would have hailed Voltaire's
+presence, as he himself says, as a godsend. However, the _philosophe_ was
+once more out of favour with Louis XV. Accordingly, the permission was
+withheld, and the royal father-in-law found himself denied the small
+solace which surely he might have looked for at the hand of his daughter's
+husband.
+
+The biographical neglect of Voltaire's stay in Lorraine appears all the
+more surprising since in Lorraine, almost alone of Voltaire's favourite
+haunts, are there visible memorials left of his sojourn. Nowhere else is
+anything preserved that could recall Voltaire. In Lorraine dragoons and
+_piou-pious_ now tramp where in his day courtiers sauntered, and
+nursemaids lounge where the first wits of the century made the air ring
+with their _bon-mots_. Still, the stone buildings, at any rate, of
+Luneville and Commercy have been allowed to stand, and French
+destructiveness has spared some of the flower-beds that delighted
+Voltaire. In that pretty "Bosquet" of Luneville you may walk where
+Voltaire trod, where he rallied Madame de Boufflers on her "Magdalen's
+tears," where Saint Lambert made sly appointments with Madame du
+Chatelet--and with not a few other ladies as well. In the Palace you may
+step into the upper room where Voltaire lived and wrote, and fought out
+his battles with the bigot Alliot. You may walk into "le petit appartement
+de la reine," on the ground-floor, which Stanislas good-naturedly gave up
+to Madame du Chatelet for her confinement--and her death. There it was
+that those impassioned scenes occurred of which every biographer of
+Voltaire speaks, and there that the Marchioness's ring was found to tell
+the mortifying tale of her unfaithfulness to her most devoted lover. You
+may walk through that side-door through which, dazed with grief, the
+stupefied philosopher stumbled; and sit on the low stone-step--one of a
+short flight facing the town--on which he dropped in helpless despair,
+"knocking his head against the pavement." In that hideously rococo church,
+tawdrily gay with gew-gaw ornament, you may stand by the black marble
+slab, still bare of any inscription, below which rest, rudely disturbed by
+the rough mobs-men of the first Revolution, the decayed bones of the
+_sublime_ but faithless _Emilie_.
+
+Barring his rather unnecessary grief over the threatened production of a
+travestied _Semiramis_, there were for Voltaire no happier two years than
+those which saw him, with one or two interruptions, King Stanislas' guest.
+And to Stanislas, eager as he was to attach the great writer to his bright
+little court, there could have been no more welcome rigour than that
+which, at his daughter's instance, drove the leading spirit of the age
+into temporary exile. Voltaire had paid his court a little too openly to
+the powerful favourite. After that _cavagnole_ scandal at Fontainebleau,
+neither he nor Madame du Chatelet stood for the time in the best of odours
+at Court. Therefore, it probably required little persuasion on the part of
+the two royal princesses, prompted by their revengeful mother, to prevail
+upon Louis XV. in that one little square-rod of hallowed ground, over
+which the power of the mighty Circe did not extend, their nursery, to
+decree the banishment of the poet. Madame de Pompadour might have reversed
+the judgment had she been given the chance; but she was not given it, and,
+after all, Voltaire's exile did not make much difference to her. So the
+philosopher and Emilie were allowed to pursue their cold winter's journey,
+amid sundry break-downs and accidents, and prolonged involuntary
+star-gazing in a frosty night, to that pretty little oasis in ugly
+Champagne--a Lorrain _enclave_--in which stood the du Chatelets' castle.
+
+Stanislas did not allow the brilliant couple to remain long in their
+uncongenial retirement. He was anxious not to be forestalled by Prussian
+Frederick, who made wry faces enough on finding the preference over
+himself and his famous Sans-souci given to the _prince bourgeois_ and his
+_tabagie de Luneville_. Stanislas' great ambition was, to make his Court a
+favoured seat of learning and letters. In his own, rather too
+complimentary opinion, he was himself something of a _litterateur_.
+Voltaire laughed pretty freely--behind the king's back--at his uncouth and
+incorrect prose and at those long and limping verses _de onze a quatorze
+pieds_, which the world has long since forgotten, as well it might. There
+are some well-put thoughts to be found in the king's _Reflexions sur
+divers sujets de morale_--for instance: "l'esprit est bien peu de chose
+quand ce n'est que de l'esprit," to say nothing of his oft-quoted motto:
+"malo periculosam libertatem quam quietam servitutem." But, at best his
+writings, however carefully revised by Solignac--his answer to Rousseau,
+and his _Oeuvres d'un Philosophe Bienfaisant_--are but ephemeral trash.
+Really, Stanislas could not even speak or write French correctly. But
+though he was nothing of a writer, and not much more of a wit, he knew
+thoroughly how to appreciate talent and genius in others. And in a man
+occupying nominally royal rank, placed at the head of a brilliant Court,
+having a civil list corresponding in value to at least 6,000,000 francs in
+the present day, and a pension list of perfectly amazing length in his
+bestowal, such appreciation must mean something.
+
+To understand the life of the little world into which, in 1748, Voltaire
+entered, we ought to remember what at that time Lorraine and its Court
+were. Stanislas had not been put upon his ephemeral throne without a
+definite object. To lodge the French king's penniless father-in-law, who
+no doubt had to be maintained somewhere, in the Palace of Luneville,
+instead of that of Meudon or of Blois, and to allow him to amuse himself
+with playing at being king, was one thing. But very much more was required
+of him. In 1737 France had, after toying for several centuries, with
+greedy eyes and hungry tongue, with the precious morsel of Lorraine, at
+length firmly and finally closed her jaws upon it. It was a bitter fate
+for the duchy, in which France was detested; and the hardship was felt by
+every one of its sons from the powerful "grands chevaux" down to the
+humblest peasant. Of what French government meant, the Lorrains had had
+more than one taste. They were sipping at the bitter cup at that very
+time; they were having it raised daily to their lips, while that ablest of
+French administrators, De la Galaiziere--a veritable French Bismarck,
+hard-headed, hard-hearted, inexorably firm, and pitilessly exacting--was
+loading them with _corvees_, with _vingtiemes_, with the burden of
+conscription for the French army, plaguing them with high-handed judgments
+and oppressive penalties, all of which ran directly counter to the
+constitution which the nominal sovereign, Stanislas, had sworn to observe.
+It was Galaiziere who was king, not Stanislas, the ornamental figure-head;
+and under his stern rule all Lorraine cried out.
+
+Even courtly Saint Lambert, who, as a moneyless member of the _petite
+noblesse_, with his mouth wide open for French favours, represented in
+truth the least popular element in Lorrain Society, felt impelled by his
+Muse to record his protest in verse:
+
+ J'ai vu le magistrat qui regit la province
+ L'esclave de la Cour, et l'ennemi du prince,
+ Commander _la corvee_ a de tristes cantons,
+ Ou Ceres et la faim commandoient les moissons.
+ On avoit consume les grains de l'autre annee;
+ Et je crois voir encore la veuve infortunee,
+ Le debile orphelin, le vieillard epuise,
+ Se trainer, en pleurant, au travail impose.
+ Si quelques malheureux, languissants, hors d'haleine,
+ Cherchent un gazon frais, le bord de la fontaine,
+ Un piqueur inhumain les ramene aux travaux,
+ Ou leur vend a prix d'or un moment de repos.
+
+But there was no help for it. Kind-hearted Stanislas was caused many a
+wretched hour by the incongruity of his position, which led his "subjects"
+to appeal to him against the oppression of "his chancellor," as he
+patronizingly called him who was in truth his master. He had begged Louis
+to appoint a more humane and merciful man, but his prayer had proved of no
+avail.
+
+Still, there was something which Stanislas could do. Affable, genial,
+kind, free-handed to a fault, the stranger puppet-king--the originally
+distrusted "Polonais"--might, in spite of all harsh government
+administered in his name, by tact and liberality gain the personal
+affections of his nominal subjects, and so in the character of a Lorrain
+Prince discharge better than any one else that odious task of
+un-Lorraining the Lorrains. All things considered, he earned his civil
+list.
+
+French writers have very needlessly contended over the motives which led
+Father Menoux, of all men, the King's Jesuit confessor, to urge Stanislas
+to invite the great _philosophe_ to his Court. Although repeatedly
+assailed on the score of its inherent improbability, Voltaire's own
+version is doubtless the most plausible. One of the leading
+characteristics of the Lorrain Court, as Voltaire knew it, was the sharp
+division prevailing between French and Lorrains, Jesuits and
+_philosophes_. By all his antecedents--by his rigidly Romanist education,
+by the principles carefully instilled into him, first by his parents,
+later by his wife--Stanislas was predisposed to take sides staunchly with
+the Jesuits. A more devout Catholic was not to be found. The king made all
+his household attend mass, appointed a special almoner for his
+_gardes-du-corps_, and directed the kitchen-folk to select a monastery for
+the scene of their daily devotions. In respect of offerings, the Church
+bled him freely, and found him a willing victim. More especially during
+the lifetime of his wife, that homely, very religious Catherine Opalinska
+whose _bourgeois_ manners gave such great offence to the courtiers of
+Versailles, the Jesuit faction had it all their own way.
+
+But when Voltaire came to the Court, Catherine had been nearly a year in
+her grave. King Stanislas' immediate _entourage_, it is true, was still
+wholly Jesuit--the French governor, Galaiziere; the King's _intendant_,
+Alliot; his father-confessor, Menoux; his useful secretary, de Solignac;
+Bathincourt, Thiange, and Madame de Grafigny's "Panpan," De Vaux. But
+otherwise a decided change had come over the scene. The lady head of the
+Court now was the peculiarly attractive Marquise de Boufflers, a declared
+_philosophe_, and, in virtue of her birth, the powerful leader of the
+Lorrain faction. She was a Beauvau, the daughter of that lovely Princesse
+de Craon who had ruled the heart of the late Duke Leopold. Her husband
+(who had not stood seriously in the way of her _amours_) was dead; and she
+was therefore quite free to give herself up to her _liaison_ with
+Stanislas, who had formally installed her in some of the best apartments
+in the palace, in a suite adjoining his own, and handed over to her the
+management of the Court. She must have been a remarkably fascinating
+woman. We find Voltaire, in his courtly way, writing of her:
+
+ Vos yeux sont beaux, mais votre ame est plus belle,
+ Vous etes simple et naturelle,
+ Et sans pretendre a rien, vous triomphez de tous.
+ Si vous eussiez vecu du temps de Gabrielle,
+ Je ne sais ce qu'on eut dit de vous,
+ Mais l'on n'aurait point parle d'elle.
+
+She is described as possessing a fine girlish figure, a peculiarly clear
+and delicate complexion, exceptionally beautiful hair, and neat hands
+(which made de Tressan enamoured of her "_comme un fou_") and, moreover, a
+charming lightness and grace of movement and manner--endowments of nature
+which scarcely needed a fine discriminating taste and more than average
+intellectual powers to render effective. She sang, played, painted pastel,
+and possessed an inexhaustible fund of tact and self-command. Whenever she
+happened to be absent from the Court, de Tressan writes to Devaux, "Je me
+meurs, je peris d'ennui. On ne joue point, la societe est decousue." Her
+nickname at Court was "La Dame de Volupte," which, as is shown by the
+following lines, composed by herself for her epitaph, she accepted
+good-humouredly:--
+
+ Ci git, dans une paix profonde,
+ Cette Dame de Volupte,
+ Qui, pour plus grande surete,
+ Fit son paradis dans ce monde.
+
+To the priests her relations with Stanislas constituted a serious
+stumbling-block, and many a lecture had the king to listen to from his
+confessor, Menoux. He accepted it submissively, and even performed the
+penances which on the score of Madame de Boufflers the Jesuit decreed. But
+discard her he would not, on any consideration. Just as little, on the
+other hand, would he discard the Jesuit, however good-humouredly he might
+listen to Madame de Boufflers' rather violent abuse of him.
+
+Menoux was now trembling for his authority. Madame de Boufflers'
+influence appeared to him to be growing too formidable. They were curious
+relations which subsisted between Voltaire and the priest. With de Tressan
+and other Academicians Menoux was at open and embittered feud. Voltaire
+was more of a statesman. To their faces the two opponents invariably
+professed the sincerest friendship and the warmest admiration. Even many
+years after we find Voltaire, when writing to Menoux, declaring to him his
+unaltered love and attachment, while at the same time paying the Abbe
+delicate compliments on the score of his _esprit_: "Je voudrais que vous
+m'aimassiez, car je vous aime." Behind their backs they called each other
+names. Menoux was by no means a mere hierophantic prig or sacerdotal oaf.
+Voltaire calls him "le plus intrigant et le plus hardi pretre que j'ai
+jamais connu," and adds that he had "milked" Stanislas to the extent of a
+full million. D'Almbert describes him as the type of a Court
+divine--"habitue au meilleur monde," without any "rigidite
+claustrale"--"homme d'infiniment d'esprit, fin, delicat, intelligent,
+subtile, ayant heureusement cultive les lettres et en conservant les
+graces et la fraicheur sans la moindre trace de pedanterie." Between him
+and Boufflers there was continual warfare--above-ground and below-ground,
+by open hostilities and by schemes and intrigues. It was with a view to
+checkmating Boufflers, so Voltaire relates, that Menoux first suggested an
+invitation to Voltaire and Madame du Chatelet to come to the Court. Madame
+du Chatelet was to become the favourite's rival. To this theory French
+writers object that, as du Chatelet was some years older than Boufflers,
+not nearly as good-looking, certainly not _devote_, and another man's
+property already, the scheme was absurd. In the result Menoux certainly
+showed himself to have made a mistake; but that was owing to a
+circumstance which neither he nor any one else could have foreseen.
+Otherwise the scheme cannot be pronounced bad. To literary-minded
+Stanislas, at his time of life, the intellectual graces of du Chatelet
+might well balance the greater personal attractions of Boufflers. Besides,
+Menoux did not look for an actual ally so much as for a rival to the
+favourite. Even to lessen her absolute authority would be quite enough for
+his purpose. He travelled all the way to Cirey to sound the two, and,
+finding them willing, pressed their invitation upon Stanislas.
+
+Stanislas was, as Menoux had foreseen, only too eager to accept the
+suggestion. He had had more than one taste of the pleasures of playing the
+Maecenas. Montesquieu had been at his Court, working there at his _Esprit
+des Lois_, and Madame de Grafigny, Helvetius, Henault, Maupertuis; and the
+shy and retiring, but gifted Devaux was a fixture. However, Stanislas
+wanted more. The only disappointment to Menoux was that he found the
+invitation planned by himself actually issued by his rival, Madame de
+Boufflers. It was, of course, accepted; and the beginning of 1748 saw
+Voltaire and Madame du Chatelet safely arrived at Commercy.
+
+The Lorrain Court, always bright and gay, was at that time perhaps at its
+very brightest. Stanislas, being permitted to play at being king, and
+given ample pecuniary resources for doing so, played the game in good
+earnest, with a due appreciation of showy externals, and with a
+singularly happy grace. He had at his command an apparatus which any real
+king might have envied. Here was Commercy, raised by Durand for the rich
+and tasteful Prince de Vaudemont, the friend of our William III. and of
+the elder Pretender, a blaze of magnificence, with gardens around it, and
+sheets of water, and cascades, which cast Versailles into the shade. His
+principal residence, however, one of the masterpieces designed by
+Boffrand, was the Palace of Luneville. On seeing it Louis XV., surprised
+at its grandeur, exclaimed, "Mais, mon pere, vous etes mieux loge que
+moi." That was the
+
+ salon magnifique,
+ Moitie Turc et moitie Chinois,
+ Ou le gout moderne et l'antique,
+ Sans se nuire, ont uni leurs lois,
+
+of which Voltaire writes--very incongruous, but decidedly splendid and
+comfortable. Stanislas had added the delightful "Bosquet," laid out for
+him by Gervais--overloading it, it is true, with kiosks and pavilions,
+renaissance architecture and renaissance statuary, a hermitage, and
+eventually with de Tressan's "Chartreuse." Like all persons of "taste" in
+his day, Stanislas loved gimcrackery; he had utilized Francois Richard's
+inventive genius for embellishing his principal residence with a unique
+contrivance, admired by all Europe--an artificial rock with clockwork
+machinery setting about eighty figures in motion. You may see a picture of
+it still in the Nancy Museum. It must have been very ingenious and very
+ugly. First, there was a miller's wife opening her casement-window to
+answer some supposed caller; then two cronies appear on the scene,
+engaging in a morning chat. A shepherd playing on his _musette_ leads his
+flock, tinkling with bells, across the rock. Two wethers engage in a real
+contest; a clockwork dog jumps up, barking, and separates them. There was
+a forge, with hammers beating and sparks flying. An insatiable tippler
+knocks at the closed door of the tavern, and is answered by the hostess
+with a pailful of water emptied upon his head from a window above. In the
+distance a pious hermit is seen telling his beads. And in the background
+is discovered, standing on a balcony, to crown the whole, the Queen,
+Catherine Opalinska, complacently looking down upon the scene, while two
+sentries pace solemnly up and down, occasionally presenting arms. Such
+were the toys of royalty in those days. Besides these two palaces
+Stanislas had others--Chanteheux, well in view from Luneville, built in
+the Polish style: "rien de plus superbe, rien de plus irregulier";
+Einville, flat and level, disparaged by the duc de Luynes, but
+nevertheless grand, and possessing a "salon" famed for its magnificence
+throughout Europe; and lastly the historic Malgrange, close to Nancy, the
+"Sans souci" of Henri le Bon, in which Catherine of Bourbon had met the
+Roman doctors of divinity, despatched to convert her, in learned
+disputation, and sent them away discomfited, to the no little annoyance of
+her brother, Henri IV. Beyond this, Here was at work beautifying Nancy in
+the Louis-Quinze style, with statuary and balustrades, gorgeous gateways,
+and magnificent arches; and he was building that handsome palace, which
+now serves as the Commanding General's quarters, in which, in 1814, when
+the Emperor of Austria, the last real Lorrain Duke's grandson, was lodged
+there, was hatched the Absolutist conspiracy of the "Holy Alliance."
+
+The Court itself was modelled entirely on the pattern of the superior
+Olympus of Versailles. "On ne croyait pas avoir change de lieu quand on
+passait de Versailles a Luneville," says Voltaire. There was splendour,
+display, lavishness, gilding everywhere--only in Lorraine there was an
+absolute absence of etiquette and restraint--"ce qui completait le
+charme." At Luneville the etiquette was of the slightest. From the other
+palaces it was wholly banished--"me voici dans un beau palais, avec la
+plus grande liberte (et pourtant chez un roi)--a la Cour sans etre
+courtisan." "C'est un homme charmant que le roi Stanislas," Voltaire goes
+on, in another letter. And not without cause. For Stanislas had placed
+himself and all his household at the great writer's service. The king
+entertained a perfect army of Court dignitaries, who had scarcely anything
+to do for their salaries. He had his _gardes-du-corps_, resplendent in
+scarlet and silver, his _cadets-gentilhommes_, who were practically pages,
+half of them Lorrains, the remainder Poles, his regular pages, two of whom
+must always stand by him, when playing at _tric-trac_, never moving a
+muscle all the while. He had his pet dwarf "Bebe," decked out in military
+dress, with a diminutive toy-coach and two goats to carry him about, and a
+page in yellow and black always to wait upon him. This dwarf the king
+would for a joke occasionally have baked up in a pie. Upon the pie being
+opened Bebe would jump out, sword in hand, greatly frightening the ladies
+and performing on the dinner-table a sort of war-dance, which was his
+great accomplishment. Then he had his _musique_, headed by Anet, the
+particular friend of Lulli, and with Baptiste, another friend of Lulli,
+for "premier violon." The Lorrain court had always been noted for its
+concerts, its theatricals and its _sauteries_--that was at the time the
+fashionable name for balls. Adrienne Lecouvreur, Mademoiselle Clairon,
+Fleury, had all come out first on the Lorrain stage. Luneville it was
+which invented the "Cotillon," which has become so popular all over the
+continent. Luneville also was the birthplace of the aristocratic and
+graceful "Chapelet." And king Stanislas' orchestra enjoyed a European
+reputation. "Do you pay your musicians better than I do?" asked Louis
+Quinze of his father-in-law with a touch of jealousy. "No, my brother; but
+I pay them for what they do, you pay them for what they know." There was
+wit and fashion in abundance, and a galaxy of beauty--the royal-born
+Princesse de Roche-sur-Yon, the Princesse de Luetzelburg, the fascinating
+Princesse de Talmonde, Stanislas' cousin, who subdued the heart of our
+young Pretender, the Countess of Leiningen, the Princesse de Craon, Madame
+de Mirepoix, Madame de Chimay, and others. But what of all things
+Stanislas prided himself upon most were his table and his kitchen. He was,
+as I have said, fond of gimcracks and he was a great eater, though he
+often concentrated all his eating upon one Gargantuan meal. The
+dinner-hour never came round fast enough for him, which made Galaiziere
+say, "If you go on like that, Sire, we shall shortly have you dining the
+day before." His particular delight were quaint culinary refinements,
+"imitations" and "surprises," which were only to be achieved with the
+help of so accomplished a master as his supreme _chef de cuisine_ (there
+were five other _chefs_ besides) Gilliers, the author of that unsurpassed
+cookery-book, _Le cannameliste francais_. Every dining-table at Court was
+a mechanical work of art. Touch a spring, when the cloth was removed, and
+there would start up a magnificent _surtout_--there were some measuring
+five feet by three--a silversmith's _chef d'oeuvre_, covered with rocks,
+and castles, and trees, and statuary, a swan spouting water at a beautiful
+Leda, and the like. And between these ornaments was set out a rich array
+of dessert, likewise so shaped as to represent every variety of figures,
+like Dresden China. One year, when all the fruit failed--I believe it was
+while Voltaire was in Lorraine, in 1749, which was a year of unparalleled
+distress--Gilliers kept the Court supplied with a continual succession of
+imitation fruit, which did service for real plums and peaches. Stanislas
+had introduced such "bizarreries septentrionales" as raw _choucroute_ and
+unsavoury messes of meat and fruit, and imitation _plongeon_ (great
+northern diver), produced by plucking a goose alive, beating it to death
+with rods, and preparing it in a peculiar way. A turkey treated in the
+same manner found itself transformed into a sham capercailzie. But the
+_chefs d'oeuvre_ were Gilliers' "surprises," prepared after much thought,
+to which Stanislas contributed his share. Voltaire makes out that "bread
+and wine"--which he did not always get--would have been amply sufficient
+for his modest wants; but what we hear of the Lorrain Court shows him to
+have been by no means indifferent to the products of Gillier's inimitable
+_cuisine_. We read of Voltaire's eyes glistening with delight when, after
+the removal of the cloth, what looked like a ham was brought upon the
+table, and a truffled tongue. The ham turned out to be a confectionery
+made up of strawberry preserve and whipped cream, _pane_ with macaroons;
+the tongue something of the same sort, truffled with chocolate. I must not
+forget the coffee, to which Voltaire, like most great writers, was
+devoted. Swift declared that he could not write unless he had "his coffee
+twice a week." Voltaire consumed from six to eight cups at a
+sitting--which is nothing compared with the performance of Delille, who,
+to keep off the megrim, swallowed twenty. Stanislas employed a special
+_chef du cafe_, La Veuve Christian, who was responsible for its quality.
+Then, there was the wine, Stanislas' special hobby. Of course, he had all
+the Lorrain _crus_. The best of these, that grown on the famous Cote de
+Malzeville, close to Nancy, he had made sure of by bespeaking the entire
+produce in advance for his lifetime, at twelve francs the "measure." His
+peculiar pride, however, was his Tokay. Every year his predecessor,
+Francis, become Emperor of Germany, sent him a large cask, escorted all
+the way by a guard of Austrian grenadiers. As soon as ever that cask
+arrived, Stanislas set personally to work. What with drugs, and syrups,
+and sugar, and other wine, he manufactured out of one cask about ten,
+which he drew off into bottles specially made for the purpose. Some he
+kept for his own use at dessert. The larger portion he distributed among
+his friends, who every one of them becomingly declared upon their oath
+that better Tokay they had never tasted.
+
+But there were better things to entertain the Lorrain Court. There were
+fetes; there were theatricals--at some of which Voltaire and du Chatelet
+performed in person, Voltaire as the "Assesseur" in _L'Etourderie_, du
+Chatelet as "Isse"; there was brilliant conversation, music, everything
+that money could buy and good company produce. And Voltaire was the feted
+of all. "Voltaire etait dieu a la Cour de Stanislas," says Capefigue. He
+could do as he liked--sleep, wake, work, mix with the company, stroll
+about alone--without any restraint; the king and all were at his beck, all
+eager for his every word, taking everything from him in the best part,
+appreciating, admiring, worshipping. His plays were put upon the stage. He
+was allowed to drill the actors at his pleasure. In this way, _Le
+Glorieux_ was produced with great pomp; also _Nanine_, _Brutus_, _Merope_,
+and _Zaire_, the last-named, for a novelty, by a troupe of children.
+Whatever he wrote, he could make sure that he would have an attentive
+audience of illustrious personages to hear him read out.
+
+ Je coule ici mes heureux jours,
+ Dans la plus tranquille des Cours,
+ Sans intrigue, sans jalousie,
+ Aupres d'un roi sans courtisans,
+ Pres de Boufflers et d'Emilie;
+ Je les vois et je les entends,
+ Il faut bien que je fasse envie.
+
+If Voltaire was "god," Madame du Chatelet was "goddess"--waited upon,
+petted, having her every wish and every whim studied and gratified. There
+could seemingly be no more congenial, mutually appreciative group of
+persons than Stanislas and Voltaire, the Marquise de Boufflers and the
+Marquise du Chatelet.
+
+Stanislas was then already an oldish man--according to one of his
+biographers, Abbe Aubert, sixty-six; according to another, Abbe Proyart,
+seventy-one. He was not quite the robust hero that he had been when he
+accompanied Charles XII. on his trying ride to Bender, and shared rough
+camp-life with Mazeppa. When, in 1744, Charles Alexander of Lorraine
+crossed the Rhine at the head of 80,000 Austrians, and sent out manifestos
+which gladdened his countrymen's hearts, proclaiming that he was coming to
+take possession of the old Duchy--when signal-fires blazed on every
+hilltop of the Vosges to bid him welcome, and all Lorraine was throbbing
+with patriotic excitement; when Galaiziere mustered what scratch forces he
+could improvise for defence, and dragged the twelve ornamental pieces of
+cannon out of the Luneville Park to point against the foe--then Stanislas,
+remembering his age, had discreetly retired, in a sad state of tremor,
+behind the safe walls of Nancy. But in 1748 he was at any rate still hale
+and hearty, and bore the weight of his years with an easy grace. He
+managed to gallop to the Malgrange at a pace which left all his younger
+companions far behind. He is described as of winning manners, rather
+majestic in figure and bearing, of an engaging countenance, exceedingly
+good-natured and affable. It was said that "il ne savait pas hair." "Je ne
+veux pas," he declared when multiplying charities and hospitals, "qu'il y
+ait un genre de maladie dont mes sujets pauvres ne puissent se faire
+traiter gratuitement." Among such "maladies" he included "the law"--for he
+paid advocates to give gratuitous advice to the poor.
+
+Voltaire is described as about at his best at that period. The air of
+Lorraine is said to have suited him particularly well. He was just turned
+fifty--a little too old, as Madame du Chatelet was cruel enough to inform
+him, to act the part of an ardent lover, but appearing to less exacting
+persons still in the very vigour of manhood. "Apres une vie sobre, reglee,
+sagement laborieuse," he is represented as "well preserved"--slim,
+straight, upright, of a good bearing, with a well-shaped leg and a neat
+little foot. His features, we know, were wanting in regularity; but they
+wore a benevolent and pleasing expression. His greatest charm is said to
+have lain in his brilliant and expressive eyes, which seemed by their play
+to be ever anticipating the action of his lips. His mind certainly was
+still young, and so were his tastes. He is described as a most fastidious
+dandy, _irreprochablement poudre et parfume_, affecting clothes of the
+latest cut and richly embroidered with gold. To his factotum at Paris,
+Abbe Moussinot, he writes from Luneville: "Send me some diamond buckles
+for shoes or garters, twenty pounds of hair-powder, twenty pounds of
+scent, a bottle of essence of jessamine, two 'enormous' pots of pomatum _a
+la fleur d'orange_, two powder puffs, two embroidered vests,"--&c. He was,
+moreover, an accomplished courtier. Properly to ingratiate himself with
+his new host, he made his appearance at Commercy with a complimentary copy
+of his _Henriade_ in his hand, on the flyleaf of which were penned these
+lines:
+
+ Le ciel, comme Henri, voulut vous eprouver:
+ La bonte, la valeur a tous deux fut commune,
+ Mais mon heros fit changer la fortune
+ Que votre vertu sut braver.
+
+Of Madame du Chatelet's appearance we have two hopelessly irreconcilable
+accounts. She was certainly past forty-two; if her ill-natured cousin, the
+Marquise de Crequi, speaks truly (and she refers doubters to the parish
+register of St. Roch), she was even five years more. Voltaire's portrait
+of her, painted with the brush of admiration, is probably more
+complimentary than strictly truthful. Madame du Deffand limns her in very
+different lines:--"Une femme grande et seche, une maitresse d'ecole sans
+hanches, la poitrine etroite, et sur la poitrine une petite mappe-monde
+perdue dans l'espace, de gros bras trop courts pour ses passions, des
+pieds de grue, une tete d'oiseau de nuit, le nez pointu, deux petits yeux
+verts de mer et verts de terre, le teint noir et rouge, la bouche plate et
+les dents clair-semees." This hideous portraiture, it is true, Sainte
+Beuve protests against as a "page plus amerement satirique" than any to be
+found in French literature. But Madame de Crequi has even worse to say of
+her cousin, adding, by way of further embellishment, "des pieds terribles,
+et des mains formidables"--let alone that, if Emilie was "une merveille de
+force," she was also at the same time "un prodige de gaucherie." "Voila la
+belle Emilie!" Even Voltaire speaks of her "main d'encre encore salie."
+However, everybody agrees in praising the grace of her manner, the
+remarkably attractive play of her expressive eyes--Saint Lambert calls her
+"la brune a l'oeil fripon"--and her peculiar skill in becomingly dressing
+her dark hair. She spoke with engaging animation and quickly--"comme moi
+quand je fais la francaise," says Madame de Grafigny (who was always proud
+of being a Lorraine)--"comme un ange," she completes the sentence. If
+during the day, while wholly engrossed upon her _Newton_, Emilie showed a
+little too much of the pedant, according to the same lady's testimony--"le
+soir elle est charmante."
+
+The advent of the brilliant couple from Cirey, it need not be stated,
+added further strength to the _philosophe_ party. Abbe Menoux found out
+that he had reckoned without his host. Between the two Marchionesses, De
+Boufflers and du Chatelet, in the place of the expected jealousy and
+rivalry, there proved to be nothing but sincere, close, and demonstrative
+friendship. To some extent Madame du Chatelet's amiability towards the
+Duke's favourite was a piece of diplomacy. She had not come into Lorraine
+without a very material object in view. Her husband was not as well off as
+either he or she might have wished; and, although in other matters she
+showed herself very indifferent to the dull "_bonhomme_"--that is what she
+used to call him--in matters of money she thoroughly supported his
+interest. As in some respect a vassal of the Duke of Lorraine, and a
+member of one of those four distinguished families which were known in
+Lorraine as "Les grands Chevaux"--the Lignivilles, the Lenoncourts, the
+Haraucourts and the du Chatelets--she considered that her husband had
+something like a claim upon king Stanislas. One of King Stanislas' best
+pieces of patronage, the post of _grand marechal des maisons_, worth 2,000
+_ecus_ a year, had at the time fallen vacant, and for her husband _la
+belle Emilie_ resolved to secure it. It cost her a tough struggle, for
+there was a formidable rival in the field in the person of Berchenyi, a
+Hungarian, and one of the King's old favourites. However, her woman's
+persistence triumphed in the end. Apart from such cupboard love, the two
+women, both of them possessing _esprit_, both born courtiers, and both,
+moreover, sharing a sublime contempt for the prosaic rules of what has
+become known as the "Nonconformist Conscience," seemed thoroughly made for
+one another. And their alliance told upon the Court. The Jesuits became
+alarmed. Menoux put himself upon his defence, and threw himself into the
+contest, more particularly with Voltaire, with a degree of vigour and
+energy which taxed all the combative power of his opponent. Others might
+eye the infidel askance and profess a holy horror of the opinions of one
+whom Heaven was fully expected some day to punish in its own way. There is
+an amusing anecdote of an unexpected encounter between Madame Alliot, the
+wife of the "Jesuit" _intendant_, and Voltaire, both of whom rushed for
+shelter, in a sudden and exceptionally violent storm, under the same tree.
+At first the lady shrank from the atheist as from an unclean thing. The
+rain, however, was inexorable. She revenged herself by preaching to the
+infidel, attributing the entire displeasure of Heaven, as evidenced in
+that fearful storm, to his unbelief. Voltaire, it is said, not feeling
+quite sure of his ground while lightnings were flashing, and in no sort of
+mood to play the Ajax, contented himself with meekly pleading that he had
+"written very much more that was good of Him to whom the lady referred
+than the lady herself could ever say in her whole life." Such harmless
+little hits the _philosophe_ had now and then to put up with; but for
+serious fighting few besides Menoux had any stomach. Devaux (Panpan),
+however "devot," was disarmed by being--quite on the sly, but no less
+ardently--one of Madame de Boufflers' chosen admirers. Galaiziere was
+taken up with other things. Solignac was too much of a dependent. "Mon
+Dieu" Choiseul did not carry sufficient weight. There was, indeed, another
+Abbe at Court, who might have been expected to help: Porquet, who became
+the Duke's almoner, a most amusing person in a passive way. But he was by
+no means cut out for a champion. Besides, being tutor to the young de
+Boufflers, he was scarcely a free agent. He himself describes himself as
+an "homme empaille." When first appointed almoner, and called upon to say
+grace, he found that he had quite forgotten his Benedicite. Stanislas made
+him occasionally read to him out of the Bible, with the result that,
+half-dozing over the sacred page, he fell into mis-readings such as this:
+"Dieu apparut en singe a Jacob." "Comment," interrupted the Duke, "c'est
+'en songe' que vous voulez dire!" "Eh, Sire, tout n'est-il pas possible a
+la puissance de Dieu?"
+
+There was one sturdy supporter of Catholicism, however, who never flinched
+from the fight: that was Alliot, the Duke's _intendant_, who, by virtue of
+his office, had it in his power to make his dislike sharply felt. With
+what abhorrence he regarded the infidel guest, for whom he had to cater,
+we may learn from the contemporary records of his clerical allies,
+narratives which do not ordinarily come under the notice of persons
+reading about Voltaire. One can scarcely help drawing the inference that
+King Stanislas, with all his goodness and all his affected devotion to
+_periculosa libertas_, was a little bit of a "Mr. Facing-both-ways," using
+very different arguments in different companies--a Pharisee to the
+Pharisees, a _philosophe_ to the _philosophes_. Only thus could it come
+about that we have such extraordinary stories, altogether inconsistent
+with known facts, vouched for on the authority of reverend divines like
+Abbe Aubert and Abbe Proyart. "On vit quelquefois," says Abbe Proyart, "a
+la Cour du roi de Pologne certains sujets peu dignes de sa confiance, et
+le Prince les connoissoit; mais il trouvoit dans sa religion meme des
+motifs de ne pas les eloigner." It was represented to him (by Alliot) that
+Voltaire "faisoit l'hypocrite." "C'est lui meme, et non pas moi qu'il fait
+dupe," replied the king. "Son hypocrisie du moins est un hommage qu'il
+rend a la vertu. Et ne vaut-il pas mieux que nous le voyions hypocrite ici
+que scandaleux ailleurs?" But "le vrai sage," the Abbe goes on, found
+himself compelled at last to dismiss "le faux philosphe, qui commencoit a
+repandre a sa Cour le poison de ses dangereuses maximes." Under this
+clerical gloss the well-known story of Alliot stopping Voltaire's supply
+of food and candles assumes a totally new shape. "Ce ne fut pas une petite
+affaire que d'obliger Voltaire a sortir du chateau de Luneville." In vain
+did the king treat his guest with marked coldness; the philosopher would
+not take the hint. In his predicament Stanislas appealed to the
+_intendant_ for advice. "Sire," replies Alliot, "_hoc genus daemoniorum non
+ejicitur nisi in oratione et jejunio_," which means, he explains, that
+"pour se debarrasser de pareilles pestes," having "prayed" them to go
+without avail, he should now enforce a "fast," which would certainly drive
+them out of the place. Stanislas is alleged to have fallen in with the
+Jesuit's counsels; hence that open tiff with Alliot over the stoppage of
+provisions, which made Voltaire complain that he had not been allowed
+"bread, wine and candles." In truth, of course, all this clerical story is
+pure invention. Of the stopping of the provisions Stanislas knew nothing
+till advised by Voltaire, when he quickly set the matter right.
+
+What with feasting, working, acting, dancing, travelling, the time passed
+most pleasantly. "En verite," writes Voltaire to the Countess D'Argental,
+"ce sejourci est delicieux; c'est un chateau enchante dont le maitre fait
+les honneurs. Je crois que Madame du Chatelet passerait ici sa vie."
+Sometimes at Commercy, sometimes at the Malgrange, most generally at
+Luneville, with visitors coming and going, discussions raised, attentions
+being paid this side and that, gallantry, billiards, _tric-trac_,
+_lansquenet_, _comete_ (which was a great favourite), marionettes, fancy
+balls, time could hang heavily on no one's hands. "On a de tout ici, hors
+du temps." Madame du Chatelet, writing till five o'clock in the morning,
+though she rose not later than nine, worked hard at her translation of
+_Newton_, which Voltaire cried up as a masterpiece--more particularly the
+preface. Whenever she found herself at fault, she had a splendidly
+fitted-up astronomical cabinet, kept up by Stanislas, to fall back upon, a
+cabinet which, says Voltaire, "n'a pas son pareil en France." Voltaire
+himself carried on a brisk correspondence with the Argentals, with
+Frederick the Great, with his friend Falkener in Wandsworth, and with many
+more, and worked at his history "de cette maudite guerre," at the _Siecle
+de Louis XIV._, at _Catilina_, and so on, with the easy industry which
+comes from comfort and absolute absence of restraint amid agreeable
+surroundings. To ingratiate himself the more with Madame de Boufflers, he
+wrote _La Femme qui a raison_. He acted and he criticized. He performed
+with a magic lantern, to the great amusement of the Court; and at masked
+balls he got himself up, sometimes as a "wild man," sometimes as an
+ancient augur. He was sorely troubled when threatened with a performance
+in Paris of a travesty of _Semiramis_. Then he lost some manuscripts.
+Then, again, Menoux frightened him with a tale that _Le Mondain_ and _Le
+Portatif_, published at Amsterdam, had both been in France traced to his
+pen. Among the visitors who in the second year of his stay came to enliven
+the Court was our Young Pretender--over whose misfortunes Voltaire had
+pathetically lamented before King Stanislas--and Prince Cantacuzene. The
+Pretender's cause Voltaire had espoused with fervid warmth. The news of
+his arrest in Paris arrived at Luneville at the very moment when he was
+delighting the Lorrain Court with reading out his just completed chapter
+of _Le Siecle de Louis XIV._, treating of the Stuarts. "O ciel!" he
+exclaimed, "est-il possible que le roi souffre cet affront et que sa
+gloire subisse une tache que toute l'eau de la Seine ne saurait laver?"
+"Que les hommes prives," he wrote later, "qui se plaignent de leurs
+infortunes jettent leurs yeux sur ce prince et sur ses ancetres."
+
+Several times he left Lorraine for a brief time, going with Madame du
+Chatelet to Cirey, to Chalons, and to Paris. One visit he paid to Paris by
+himself, to see _Semiramis_ put on the stage. He came back in a pitiable
+state, the account of which in Longchamp's journal reads comical enough.
+"Il est vrai que j'ai ete malade," he writes later, "mais il y a plaisir a
+l'etre chez le roi de Pologne; il n'y a personne assurement qui ait plus
+soin de ses malades que lui. On ne peut pas etre meilleur roi et meilleur
+homme." One would think not. Voltaire was petted like an invalid child. He
+had but to send word that he wished to see Stanislas, to bring the king to
+his bedside. When he found himself "malingre, bon a rien qu' a perdre ses
+regards vers la Voge," he was taken out to Chanteheux, and made thoroughly
+comfortable there, where he could best indulge in the idle pleasure of
+contemplating the mountains. Meanwhile Madame du Chatelet had been to
+Plombieres with Madame de Boufflers, and had come home just as much
+disgusted with the place as Voltaire himself had been nine or ten years
+before. Then the gay Court reassembled, and there was the same life, the
+same succession of pleasures, the same effusion of wit and raillery.
+Gilliers invented new dishes. King Stanislas exhibited his indifferent
+pastels. Madame de Boufflers played the harp, and courtiers with voices
+sang to her accompaniment. Under Voltaire's inspiration, all the Court
+turned _litterateur_ and engaged in versifying. Stanislas took up his pen
+once more and wrote, among other things, _Le Philosophe
+Chretien_--horrifying thereby his daughter, the Queen of France, who
+persuaded herself that in the book she discerned the malignant teaching of
+the infidel Voltaire. Madame de Boufflers wrote; Saint Lambert composed
+fresh ditties; Devaux grew industrious; even Galaiziere found himself
+impressed by the lyric Muse. Every courtier mounted his own little Pegasus
+and made an attempt to produce something witty, or clever, or at least
+readable. Luneville became a modern Athens.
+
+But there was a snake in the grass. One of the pleasantest features of the
+remarkably sociable life carried on by the brilliant company assembled
+under the roof of Stanislas, while at Luneville and at Commercy, were
+those merry nocturnal gatherings held as soon as the king had retired to
+rest--which he did punctually at ten o'clock, without ever troubling the
+company, in spite of his jealousy, with an unexpected reappearance. Then
+began Madame de Boufflers' reign in good earnest; and to the good cheer of
+a choice little supper, to which often an exciting game of _comete_ or of
+_cavagnole_ added a fresh delight, was summoned, by means of a lighted
+candle placed in a particular window, a new guest, whom Stanislas'
+jealousy would not otherwise tolerate in the palace. This guest was the
+young and handsome Saint Lambert, a captain in the Duke of Lorraine's
+Guards, the cynosure of the ladies' world, of whom it was said that no
+fair heart to which he seriously laid siege could resist him. His muse had
+not yet taken the frigid turn which eventually produced those dull and
+chilling _Seasons_, a poem in which no one will now detect any merit,
+though Voltaire praised it up to the skies, and French contemporaries
+declared that the poet had surpassed Thomson. But he dabbled very neatly
+in little ditties, _vers d'occasion_, and the like, some of them rather
+light and pretty, though not of the most perfect style. Voltaire professes
+to regard Saint Lambert as a _terrible eleve_, of whose poetry he owns
+himself "jealous." "Il prend un pen ma tournure et l'embellit--j'espere
+que la posterite m'en remerciera." Posterity has done nothing of the
+kind. In matters of courtship Saint Lambert resembled the "_papillon
+libertin_" sketched by himself in one of his prettiest _pieces
+fugitives_:--
+
+ Plus pressant qu'amoureux, plus galant que fidele,
+ De la rose coquette allez baiser le sein.
+ D'aimer et de changer faites-vous une loi:
+ A ces douces erreurs consacrez votre vie.
+
+Neither Society nor History would ever have known him, nor have detected
+any talent in him, had it not been his fortune to dispossess his two great
+contemporaries, Voltaire and Rousseau, successively of their mistresses,
+conquering the heart, first of Madame du Chatelet, and later that of
+Madame de Houdetot. Madame de Houdetot and he turned out to be really
+congenial spirits. For Madame du Chatelet his own conduct shows that he
+did not really care--as how could a young man of thirty-one for a woman of
+forty-two or else forty-seven, who had been some years a grandmother? Her
+letters are full of impassioned professions of affection, impatient
+longings for his presence, reproaches for his indifference. On his side it
+was all a question of vanity. It flattered him to think that he had
+eclipsed the great genius of the age in the affections of a woman of whom
+all the polite world was talking. What she was he knew well enough. More
+than once had she tasted of the forbidden fruit. Voltaire's _Epitre a la
+Calomnie_ had not whitewashed the Magdalen who had had relations
+successively with Guebriant, with Richelieu, and with Voltaire. Of
+Voltaire's overstrained praise of her assumed modesty Saint Lambert
+himself writes:--
+
+ De cette tendre Courtisane
+ Il faisait presque une Susanne.
+
+But what could have induced Madame du Chatelet to engage in this
+conspiracy of deceit all round--deceit on her part towards Voltaire,
+deceit on Saint Lambert's part towards both Voltaire (with whom he was not
+then on terms of intimacy) and Madame de Boufflers (with whom he had a
+standing _liaison_)? It was in Madame de Boufflers' drawing-room, of all
+places, that the courtship was most actively carried on. Her gilt-framed
+harp, we hear, served as a letter-box for the lovers. There was a slit in
+it just of a convenient size to hold the letters, which passed daily. Of
+Madame du Chatelet's passion there could be no doubt. She threw herself
+into the _amour_ with the fervour of a girl of sixteen. She sent her lover
+dainty _billets-doux_ written on pink and blue-edged, fringed, and scented
+paper; declared that she could not live two days without hearing from him,
+when he was away; appointed _rendez-vous_ in the "Bosquet"--watched and
+waited for him. It seems ridiculous in a grandmother; but she was not the
+first woman of her age to go wrong.
+
+Clogenson will have it that the attachment sprang up some years
+before--that Madame du Chatelet became annoyed at Voltaire's long absence
+at the Court of King Frederick, and looked out for a new lover. We know,
+however, that Emilie and Saint Lambert met for the first time at the
+Lorrain Court in 1748, when Voltaire had long been back from Berlin, and
+was devoting himself to his lady with an assiduity which could not be
+excelled. Besides, we know--from correspondence quite recently come to
+light--that as late as 1744 the relations between Voltaire and Emilie were
+still quite unclouded. The miniature portrait of Voltaire, which she wore
+so long secretly in her ring, and which was after her death found to have
+been replaced by one of Saint Lambert, was painted in 1744. In February of
+that year she writes to Abbe Moussinot: "Je vous laisse la choix du
+peintre, et je ne le trouverai pas cher, quoiqu'il puisse couter." That
+does not sound like pining for a fresh lover. Evidently the later
+attachment dated only from 1748, when she first became personally
+acquainted with Saint Lambert; and, as the late M. Meaume puts it, "threw
+herself at his head." There is no need to look very far for an
+explanation. Emilie herself is perfectly outspoken about it. The
+temptation came. She had yielded so often that she had not sufficient
+virtue left to resist. The odd part of the business is, that Voltaire so
+readily forgave her; that he continued to dote upon her, to look upon her
+as half of his own self; and that he grew fast and admiring friends,
+almost _in consequence_ of the betrayal, with his betrayer, Saint Lambert.
+Many years after, Saint Lambert very naively set forth his own views on
+the proper conduct of friends in matters of this kind in his _Conte
+Iroquois_. Voltaire accepted that not very chivalrous theory readily, and
+contented himself with protesting--"O ciel! voila bien les femmes! J'en
+avais ote Richelieu, Saint Lambert m'a expulse: cela est dans l'ordre, un
+clou chasse l'autre."
+
+Growing poetic, he says:
+
+ "Dans ces vallons et dans ces bois,
+ Les fleurs dont Horace autrefois
+ Faisait des bouquets pour Glycere--
+ Saint Lambert ce n'est que pour toi
+ Que ces belles fleurs sont ecloses:
+ C'est ta main qui cueille les roses.
+ Et les epines sont pour moi."
+
+Indeed, his relations with Madame du Chatelet were not those of an
+ordinary lover. He did not look upon her as in his young days he had
+looked upon the inconstant "Pimpette," on the beautiful "Aurore," the
+pretty "Artemire," on the very "natural" Rupelmonde, or the false
+Adrienne. His heart beat to a different tune at Cirey from what it did in
+the Rue Cloche Perce. She was a companion and a friend--"une ame pour qui
+la mienne etait faite."
+
+There is no need to review the incidents of that melancholy love-making in
+detail. They are well known. It was at Commercy that the treachery was
+detected, and that those half-comical, half pathetic scenes described by
+Longchamp occurred--Voltaire, mad with a sense of the injury endured,
+firing up, abjuring Emilie, almost accepting Saint Lambert's challenge to
+fight, ordering his valet, Longchamp, to bespeak a coach and horses at
+once, that very night, for Paris. Longchamp knew too well who was master.
+Instead of rushing to the posting-house, he went quietly to Emilie, who
+directed him to let post-master, horses, and coach alone, and report that
+there were none to be had. Her cynically frank explanation, next morning,
+in Voltaire's own room put matters straight and Saint Lambert was not
+only pardoned but asked pardon of by Voltaire and admitted as a friend to
+both parties. Later came the ludicrous trick played off upon the Marquis
+at Cirey. Last of all, there was the sad ending at Luneville.
+
+Madame du Chatelet had a short time before met Stanislas at the Trianon,
+and had begged him for the use, for the time of her confinement, of "le
+petit appartement de la reine" in the ducal palace, a handsome set of
+apartments on the ground-floor, looking out on one side on the Cour
+d'Honneur, on the other on the private gardens reserved for the
+Court--apartments which were magnificently furnished, but were prized by
+the petitioner chiefly for their comfort, and for their nearness to those
+other rooms, on the first floor (which command a splendid view across the
+Bosquet, bounded in the distance by the gorgeous facade of Chanteheux), in
+which Voltaire was to be lodged. Those rooms in the first story are now
+appropriated as a granary. Madame du Chatelet's apartments serve as
+quarters for the divisional General. King Stanislas, kind-hearted as ever,
+gladly acceded to the petition, and entered into all the arrangements with
+particular personal interest, as if they had concerned some near relative
+of his. Under his own and Madame de Bouffler's attentive care (to say
+nothing of Voltaire and Mademoiselle du Thil), we know how admirably
+Emilie was looked after, how satisfactorily at first all seemed to
+proceed--her _Newton_ was finished just in the nick of time--till that
+fatal glass of iced _orgeat_ suddenly turned happiness into grief, and
+made the palace a house of mourning.
+
+Voltaire was dazed at the loss, unable to command his words or his steps.
+He tottered out on to the little flight of stairs, where he sat in dull
+despair and stupefaction. In spite of all that had happened of late, he
+declared that he had lost, not a mistress, but "half of his own self." The
+world would be a different world to him now. There was to be no more of
+woman's love for him in his after-life. Luneville was no longer a place
+for him. "Je ne pourrais pas supporter Luneville, ou je l'ai perdue d'une
+maniere plus funeste que vous ne pensez." Stanislas, kind to the last, did
+all that he could to comfort his distressed friend. On the day of his
+great trial he went up thrice into his room, sat with him, and wept with
+him. We hear little of the funeral, except that it was carried out in a
+magnificent style, attended by the whole of the Court, and with all the
+honours which were due to a member of one of the four "_Grands Chevaux_."
+It seemed like a mockery of Fate that, on being carried out to be placed
+on the car the bier should have broken down in the large saloon in which
+only a few weeks before Emilie had gathered brilliant laurels in her
+favourite character of Isse, and that a mass of flowers, with which her
+coffin was covered, should have dropped on the very spot where on that
+occasion had fallen a shower of bouquets thrown in token of admiration.
+The parish church of St. Remy, then quite new, received the body--it is
+that same hideously grotesque rococo church now dedicated to St. Jacques,
+overladen with misshapen ornament, whose two lofty but gingerbread spires,
+"bourgeoises, lourdes, cossues et bonhommes au demeurant," as Edmond About
+describes them, stand up, a conspicuous landmark, visible from afar off,
+and looking down on a scene far more attractive than themselves--the
+little town with its rectangular streets and squares, brightly-green
+vineyards all around, and laughing hop-grounds, carefully-kept gardens,
+dark bosquets, and luxuriant meadows, watered on one side by the broad
+Meurthe, on the other by the modest Vesouze--with the chain of the Vosges
+rising in the distance, overtopping those prettily undulating elevations
+with which Luneville is fenced in. The tomb was new, the first dug in the
+nave--and it has remained the last. A black marble slab, bearing no
+inscription, was laid over the grave. That same black slab is there still.
+It was displaced once, when the rough champions of the Revolution raised
+it, in order to possess themselves of the lead of the coffin, scattering
+about rudely the bones which that coffin enclosed--almost at the precise
+moment when the body of Voltaire was being carried in triumph to the
+Pantheon in Paris. Pious hands gathered the remains once more together,
+and there they rest in the same humble vault.
+
+Voltaire wrote serious verses upon Emilie's death; King Frederick the
+Great wrote flippant ones. Maupertuis lamented the possessor of brilliant
+powers never put to a bad use, a woman guilty of "ni tracasserie, ni
+medisance, ni mechancete." Madame de Grafigny mourned over one who had
+"never told a lie:" Voltaire added that she had "never spoken ill of
+anyone." It all mattered little after she was gone. Voltaire packed up his
+things, and hurried off sorrowfully to Cirey, where he gathered together
+the various chattels with which he had made that place more habitable and
+more attractive; and before the Marquis could seriously object, he had
+carried them off to Paris.
+
+He had done his work at Luneville. He had put the stamp of literature and
+taste on the place. He had set the current of learning flowing towards the
+Lorrain capital, where a year after de Tressan appeared, to add one more
+captive to the admiring army vanquished by de Boufflers--Tressan, the
+"Horace, Pollion et Tibulle" of Voltaire, but forgotten now--who in 1751
+founded, under Stanislas' auspices, that "Societe de Sciences et de Belles
+Lettres," which soon acquired the name of "Academy," and took rank in
+public estimation almost on a par with the sacred Olympus of the "Forty"
+at Paris. Montesquieu, Helvetius, Henault, Fontenelle, Bishop Poncet,
+Bishop Drouas--all begged as a favour to be admitted. Really, that
+Academy--which is still a flourishing institution at Nancy--was Voltaire's
+work. Stanislas' fond dream had been realized, and the Court of Lorraine
+had become a foremost seat of the Muses.
+
+Voltaire never forgot the hospitality received at Stanislas' hands. To the
+time of that nominal sovereign's melancholy death, he continued in
+friendly and affectionate correspondence with him. In 1760, after Louis
+XV. had refused him permission to settle once more on the banks of the
+Vesouze, we find him writing to the Polish king:--"Je me souviendrai
+toujours, Sire, avec la plus tendre et la plus respectueuse reconnaissance
+des jours heureux que j'ai passes dans votre palais. Je me souviendrai que
+vous daigniez faire les charmes de la societe comme vous faisiez la
+felicite de vos peuples, et que si c'etait un bonheur de dependre de vous,
+c'en etait un plus grand de vous approcher."
+
+Six years after that the little drama of the Lorrain Court was played out.
+Blind, and old, and deserted, Stanislas was not even sufficiently cared
+for to have some one handy to help when his silk dressing-gown caught
+fire. He died of his wounds--with an innocent _bon-mot_ on his lips. The
+Lorrains, who had been slow to welcome him, crowded round his sick bed and
+his hearse. He had done his work. In spite of his failings, his posings,
+his airs, and his frivolities, no one need grudge him that tribute of
+esteem. He had made the change from independence, dear as life itself to
+the Lorrains while under their own dukes, to incorporation with France
+very much easier. He had done much material good to the Duchy, and to
+literature he had rendered very useful service. His Court is forgotten
+now. His Palace is turned into a barrack; and the once gay capital has,
+but for its garrison, become a sleepy little provincial town, in which the
+presence of a stray stranger puts the police at once on the _qui vive_.
+The hop-trade and the manufacture of _dentelleries_ monopolize the
+attention of the inhabitants; and only rarely is it that some inquiring
+traveller comes to inspect with interest the spot on which was enacted the
+most important scene of what the late Comte d'Haussonville has aptly
+called "the great second act" of the _comedie_ of Voltaire's life--that
+act which, according to the same gifted author, might be named "L'amour de
+la science, et la science de l'amour."
+
+
+
+
+VII.--THE PRINCE CONSORT'S UNIVERSITY DAYS.[10]
+
+ "Quarum virtutum laude hominum animas, dum in hac urbe morabaris,
+ mirifice Tibi devinxisti."--_Address of the Senate of Bonn to Prince
+ Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, January, 28, 1840._
+
+
+There are incidents in a man's life--sometimes important, sometimes
+insignificant--which impress themselves upon his mind as if graven in
+"with a pen of iron." Thirty-two years have now passed away, but I
+remember, as if it had happened only a few weeks ago, old "Senius" putting
+his weather-worn face into my bedroom at Bonn, on the memorable grey
+morning of mid-December, 1861, to make the melancholy announcement: "Uuer
+Prinz is doht." "Dat war 'ne johde Heer," he added rather impressively.
+
+"Senius" was our "Stiefelfuchs"--which means a great deal more than having
+to "polish our boots." And in some capacity or other--it must have been a
+subordinate one--it had been his fate to be employed in the Prince
+Consort's household while the latter was a student at Bonn. What
+qualified him for either of these positions I am at a loss to conjecture.
+He was nothing of a valet. We used to beg him, for mercy's sake, not to
+attempt to remove stains from our clothes, inasmuch as in doing so (in the
+only way which seemed to suggest itself to his untutored mind) he
+invariably made two smudges out of one by spitting just a little wide of
+the mark. At least that was the tradition. For any delicate mission, such
+as smuggling liquor into the "Carcer," he was absolutely useless. He knew
+well enough how to bandage a man for a "Mensur." And on the bitter cold
+days of a North-German winter the huge bowl of his ever-smoking pipe would
+be very acceptable as a hand-warmer to those gloved for the fight. He was
+honest, no doubt, and strictly faithful, and that must have helped to
+ingratiate him with the Prince. But his main recommendation appears to
+have been his curious capacity for saying odd things in an odd way, and in
+the quaintest of broad Rhenish _patois_, which made them sound doubly
+droll. What with quaint habits and quaint sayings, he had become a
+"character" at Bonn, generally popular as such, known to every man, woman
+and child in the place, and allowed almost any latitude of speech. The
+Prince, whose relish for humour was, in his student days, fully as keen as
+ever in after-life, appears to have been tickled with the man's unintended
+drollery; for, according to "Senius's" own naively frank account, he made
+it his amusement to "draw" him, eliciting odd answers by inoffensively
+unmerciful chaff. And this may account for "Senius" remaining in the
+princely household, and experiencing much kindness at his master's hands.
+If gratitude be a return, the Prince had it in ample measure. That "dat
+war 'ne johde Heer" was spoken with unmistakable feeling, and it proved
+the prelude to a whole string of little anecdotes which--though not
+perhaps in themselves particularly remarkable or worth repeating--were
+poured forth with such simple earnestness as sufficiently testified, how
+firmly a sense of regard and affection had taken root in the old man's
+heart, to live there through many years of separation.
+
+"Senius" was not the only person in Bonn who could grow warm upon this
+subject. The Prince's death, indeed, set loose in the University town a
+whole flood of anecdotes and reminiscences, some very trivial and
+commonplace, but all of them evidencing a lively interest and abiding
+regard. It is strange what power some persons possess of impressing men's
+minds. There have been scores of princes students at Bonn since, some of
+them spending more money and making much more of a show; but memory has
+closed over them like water over a ripple. There is none remembered like
+the then Prince of Coburg--down to the days of his grandson, the present
+Emperor, who, of course, conquered local hearts by identifying himself
+rather demonstratively with the place.
+
+At my time people spoke frequently of "der Prinz Albehrt." All the older
+townsfolk remembered the "bildschoene junge Mann," who sat his horse like a
+born cavalier, and whose mere appearance was calculated to prepossess
+people in his favour. Two friends of mine--the brothers von C---- (one of
+them is now a retired general who has covered himself with glory in the
+wars in 1866 and 1870)--used as boys to make a point of watching for the
+Coburg Princes when about to mount horse, from the house of their
+neighbour, Landrath von Hymmen, who lived just opposite. They would rush
+out eagerly at the proper moment to hold the Princes' stirrups, and
+consider themselves amply rewarded with a kind word or a genial smile.
+Travelling Englishmen have afterwards made it a matter of duty, Murray or
+Baedecker in hand, to "do" the simple house "in which Prince Albert
+lived," as they "did" the Muenster and the Alte Zoll. To the people of Bonn
+the Prince's doings were a living memory. Only eighteen months ago I was
+surprised, while accidentally alluding to the subject in conversation with
+an old resident, since dead, to find that gentleman at once pulling out of
+his pocket a photograph of the Prince's house, which he seemed to carry
+about with him habitually. He knew all the windows, and the gateway, and
+answered questions about the Prince's habits of life as if they had
+referred to matters of yesterday.
+
+In truth, Bonn owes a great deal to the Prince Consort--more than most
+people are aware. If the University has grown great and popular, a
+favourite with reigning houses, a High School in which every King of
+Prussia is expected to have pursued his studies, something like a "Christ
+Church" among German Universities; if the town has grown rich and
+flourishing, a favourite residence with wealth and position _en retraite_,
+the merit is in no small measure due to the Prince who, practically
+speaking, first set the fashion among illustrious folk. No scion of a
+reigning house, to speak of--none, certainly, to make a mark--had been at
+Bonn before. Indeed, Bonn, with its associations of the Burschenschaft,
+of disaffection and of ecclesiastical strife, did not stand in the best of
+odours. Hence, when a Prince came to break the ice, of more than ordinary
+promise, and already connected by rumour with a high destiny, very
+naturally, all eyes were turned upon him. His subsequent marriage with the
+Queen--at that time certainly the most powerful sovereign in
+Christendom--following almost immediately upon his studentship, no doubt
+emphasised the effect and added force to the example. We see at once
+princes flocking to the _Fridericia Guilelmia Rhenana_--Schaumburgs, and
+Mecklenburgs, and Schleswig-Holsteins, and Meiningens. Twelve years after
+we have the heir to the Prussian Crown matriculating as a student. We find
+the roll of students growing at a bound from 650 to 731--to increase since
+to above 1,200. In short, we see Bonn developing into a different place.
+English folk--as the Prince's friend, Professor Loebell, puts it, rather
+uncomplimentarily, in one of his Belgian letters--send their "young bears"
+to Bonn in whole batches, "to be licked." Then the parents come
+themselves, bringing their families with them, to settle there. German
+rank and fashion follow in their wake, quintupling the population in less
+than sixty years--and the reputation and position of the town are made.
+
+Bonn was a very different place from the fashionable town that it is now,
+when, on May 3, 1837, Professor Wutzer, as Rector Magnificus, pledged
+"Prinz Albrecht Franz, Herzog von Sachsen-Coburg-Gotha", "by pressure of
+hand in place of oath," to be a faithful "citizen" of the University.
+Prince Ernest, the Prince's elder brother, matriculated at the same time.
+There was also a Prince of Mecklenburg-Strelitz, of whom little was seen
+or heard; moreover, Prince William of Loewenstein, who grew to be the
+Prince's intimate friend; and two Hohenlohes. (Prince Erbach is not in the
+University Register included among persons of illustrious birth.) All the
+wide belt of spruce and tidy villas set up amid laughing gardens, which
+now make Bonn so charming and attractive, and impart to it so pleasing a
+look of prosperity and comfort, were still a thing to come. The little
+town, having only about 12,000 inhabitants, still lay hemmed in within the
+lines of its old walls, the gates of which were carefully closed for
+security every night. There was an air of "smallness" about everything,
+except the handsome "Schloss," which Archbishop Clemens August had built
+(with money received from France) as a sumptuous residence for himself,
+but which King Frederick William III. in 1818, without much regard for
+Roman Catholic susceptibilities, converted into a "double-denomination"
+University. Lutheran divines now taught where the most orthodox of
+Catholic princes had held court. A non-denominational Senate conferred
+degrees where the last Archbishop-Elector, the Austrian Archduke Max
+Franz--"Abbe Sacrebleu," as he was popularly called--had danced with most
+unepiscopal perseverance and vigour. And at Poppelsdorf learned professors
+made the air malodorous with chemical stenches in the same palace in which
+that most courtly of all archbishops, Clemens August, had entertained
+those beautiful ladies who got him into rather serious trouble at Rome.
+But, apart from these costly buildings, all was country-townish. There was
+no Coblenzer Strasse as yet--only a small cluster of houses, among which
+the _Vinca Domini_--whilom the winepress of the local lord--and the villa
+of the patriot Arndt, were alone conspicuous. Inside the walls the
+students were much in evidence, rough in their uncouth costume of those
+days, very "Guys" in embroidered "pikesches" and wide petticoat-trousers,
+having long curls dangling from their heads and heavy rapiers from their
+waists. However, opinion in high quarters was not altogether favourable to
+them. The revolutionary "Burschenschaft" had been strong in Bonn,
+numbering Heinrich Heine among its members. Rhineland was, moreover, at
+that time still wholly unreconciled to Prussian rule. Its seventeen years
+of incorporation with France had raised a crop of free and anti-Prussian
+ideas which were not soon to be eradicated. And with Austria so powerful,
+and Austrian sympathies so widely diffused, thanks to Max Franz, the
+authorities had still to deal gingerly with their new subjects. It made
+them wince to hear the words "'ne Pruess" commonly and openly used as a
+term of reproach and contempt--they were so to down in the fifties. But
+they could not interfere too rigorously. Then there was the ecclesiastical
+squabble, foreshadowing Prince Bismarck's "Culturkampf," and every bit as
+serious and as violent. Only incapacity like that of a Schmedding, and
+infatuation like that of a Bunsen, could have created such a hopeless
+dilemma. "Is your Government mad?" Cardinal Lambruschini is reported to
+have asked, when Bunsen communicated to him the appointment of Droste von
+Vischering to be Archbishop of Cologne, as a supposed "angel of peace."
+The Crown Prince, subsequently Frederick William IV., favoured the
+appointment. The "angel of peace" proved a very demon of war. What with
+the dispute over mixed marriages, the Episcopal protest against State
+interference in Church matters, the Anathema pronounced by the new prelate
+against the latitudinarian school of the followers of Hermes, particularly
+favoured by the Government and deliberately installed at Bonn, and the
+Archbishop's uncompromising ban upon the University _Convictorium_, there
+was war along the whole line. All Rhineland, be it remembered, was then
+still staunchly Romanist. Bonn contained but a handful of Protestants. The
+"concurrently endowed" University, planted in the midst of a Catholic
+country, was a standing abomination and a perpetual taunt to the native
+population. The Prince's letters of that time show how fully he
+appreciated the grave significance of the struggle even at his early age.
+It was while he was at Bonn that the refractory Archbishop was carried off
+by force, to be "interned" at Minden.
+
+Under such circumstances it required some resolution for a young
+Protestant Prince to settle amid an excited Romanist population. If to be
+"'ne Pruess" was a reproach, to be "'ne Juess"--that is "Gueux," or
+Protestant--meant downright anathema. And Prince Albert settled right in
+what may be called a little Protestant colony, saucily set up under the
+very shadow of the beautiful east-end of that splendid old "Muenster,"
+which traces its foundation to Constantine, and has been the scene of
+Councils and Imperial coronations from the tenth century downwards.
+
+The Empress Frederick, a few years ago, when in Bonn, very naturally asked
+to be shown the house in which her father had lived. By that time every
+vestige of it had disappeared, and she could only be pointed out the
+site--a garden it is now, fronting an entirely new building in the
+Martinsplatz, close to where, up to the beginning of the century, stood
+the church which gave the square its name. But I can perfectly recall the
+unpretending structure, a three-storied, flat-gabled house, with a
+two-storied wing--the old-fashioned windows set off by dark-green
+shutters--lying rather in a hollow, within a yard enclosed in a stone wall
+pierced by a gate, but generally open in situation and yet, thanks to the
+enclosure, pretty private. It commanded very fair views of the
+Poppelsdorfer Allee--the favourite strolling-ground, ever since it was
+planted, for fashionable and unfashionable Bonn--of the Kreuzberg, and
+sideways of the more distant Seven Mountains. It seemed a small house to
+harbour two Princes and their suite, more especially when one was told
+that what seemed the main portion was reserved for the use of the owner.
+But it was a building of considerable depth, and so afforded sufficient
+room for the illustrious inmates and all their not very numerous
+household, which included, of course, the "excellent" Doctor Florschuetz as
+tutor, the rather starchy martinet-soldier Herr von Wiechmann, who acted
+as governor, the Prince's favourite valet, and some more. All about the
+household, as about the Prince's doings generally, was marked by extreme
+simplicity, which could not, however, in any particular have suggested
+anything like niggardliness, but merely the voluntary plain living of a
+gentleman who had no taste for sumptuous habits. Meals, appointments,
+entertainments, everything indicated a dislike of display. The Prince's
+trap was such as an innkeeper living opposite could, on its original
+owner's departure, purchase and use for his business-drives without
+occasioning remark. If there was one material thing in respect of which
+the Prince practised luxury, it was his little stud, which was small, but
+generally admired as choice, and which was, it need scarcely be added,
+much prized by its owner. The hours kept in the little green-shuttered
+house were probably the most regular in all the town. Everything in the
+illustrious student's life was subordinated to the purposes of study.
+Every hour had its allotted task. He must have been an early riser who
+could have seen the blinds down of a morning; and long before lights went
+out in some of the adjoining houses, all was darkness and rest in the
+Prince's home, which was a veritable temple of method and punctuality.
+
+The quarters had been selected because the Duke of Saxe-Coburg wished his
+sons to be lodged with a professor. There were not many such with
+sufficiently large dwellings to select from, and possibly on that ground
+the choice had fallen upon a Professor of Medicine, who could have been of
+little service to the Princes in the prosecution of their studies. He was
+popularly known as "Gamaschenbischof"--"Gaiter-Bishop"--to distinguish him
+from the other Geheimrath Bischoff who became better known as a great
+professor of chemistry, but who wore no gaiters. I quite forget whether
+"Gamaschenbischof" was a Roman Catholic or a Protestant. But his next-door
+neighbour on the side of the old Neuthor--then still an old-fashioned
+arched gateway with a substantial gate to keep out bad characters at
+night--was the acknowledged head of the Lutheran congregation, then a
+mere handful, the sparing growth of twenty years of Prussian rule. The
+little community did not yet possess a church of their own as they do now.
+Indeed, for many years after they had to content themselves with the use
+of the bald but lofty University chapel, which for many decades they have
+shared with their English fellow-Christians, often enough keeping the
+latter waiting when their sermon happened to be long, and considerately
+leaving a crucifix as a fixture for rigid Evangelicals to chafe at and
+write letters about to successive chaplains. But the proper stronghold of
+local Protestantism was to be found in that turreted little Chateau
+Gaillard facing the Muenster, in which Pusey's friend, Professor Sack,
+Schleiermacher's least heterodox pupil, had at the Prince's time his
+official residence. The Coburg Princes, who loyally upheld their own
+Protestant church, were not infrequent visitors in the house of this
+pastor, who was well-informed and sociable, and by no means an
+unacceptable neighbour. Beyond the parsonage, directly abutting upon the
+Neuthor, was another Protestant institution--the Lutheran school--which,
+some years later, became a noted centre of attraction to males of all
+creeds, by reason of the residence in it of "The Three Graces," the
+_Kuester's_--that is, the clerk and schoolmaster's--remarkably handsome
+daughters. But in 1837 and 1838 those ladies were still too young to do
+much mischief, even to so impressionable a cavalier as Prince Ernest. All
+these buildings spoken of, which still stood at my time, have long since
+been pulled down and made to give place to houses of a more modern type.
+
+All things considered, it would have been difficult for the Duke of
+Coburg to make a better choice of a University in which to give his sons
+the last finishing touch of education. Bonn has always stood high as a
+home of learning. King Frederick William III. was careful, with the most
+luxurious buildings and what was at that time considered a truly princely
+endowment, to bestow upon his own peculiar "pet child" as competent a
+teaching staff as money and favour could procure. And in 1837, though
+Niebuhr was gone, and Arndt was suspended--for preaching too vigorously
+the gospel of German union, which was then reputed rank heresy--and though
+Dahlmann, who would have been a professor after Prince Albert's own heart,
+had not yet come, the teaching staff could compare with that of any
+period. But apart from that, there was a tone of freedom and geniality
+prevailing at Bonn which distinguished that place from all other German
+universities. It was the least Prussian of all Prussian High Schools--far
+more in the world and in touch with the world than all its sisters. Set up
+on "Frankish" soil, which used to give Germany its Emperors; the chosen
+residence, until recently, of prelates of an ancient See, who had
+entertained relations from time immemorial with all great Courts, and who
+had been recruited from princely houses; and, last, but not least, only a
+generation before an integral portion of the Republic, "one and
+indivisible," which planted its tricolor nowhere without leaving its free
+spirit behind, even after the outward ensign was gone--Bonn nourished a
+more independent habit of thought and encouraged wider and larger views
+than did the "zopf"-ruled universities of the East. It was here,
+doubtless, among the patriotic aspirations of a "Young Germany" unchilled
+by Carlsbad and Laibach, under the inspiring teaching of Arndt, that Duke
+Ernest, prophetically styled _Spes patriae_ in an address presented by the
+Academical Senate, conceived that liberal, high-minded and unselfish
+policy which paved the way as much as anything else for the Union of 1871.
+And to Prince Albert, likewise, this must have seemed a wider world than
+that of Coburg; and, in a period of life more formative of character than
+any other, it must have served to prepare him better for that freer sphere
+of action into which he was destined shortly to be called.
+
+Niebuhr, as observed, was gone from Bonn. Arndt was removed from his
+"chair" for saying too freely in 1820 what Princes had openly proclaimed
+in 1813. Dahlmann was, in truth, still one of "the Seven of Goettingen,"
+inasmuch as Ernest Augustus had not yet made his Hanoverians to regret
+that they were governed by the Salic law. But there was Welcker, the great
+historian of art, and the brilliant elocutionist, from whom the Prince
+must have learnt much of that close knowledge and warm appreciation of art
+which afterwards made him so efficient a furtherer of culture in this
+kingdom. There were Loebell and Perthes, von Alten, Bethmann-Hollweg,
+Walter, Brandis, Nitzsch, Deiters, Bleek, Breidenstein, Noeggerath,
+Argelander, Schlegel, Fichte, Pluecker, Boecking, and many more--not a few
+of whom I can perfectly remember from my own days. The two Princes, and
+more particularly Prince Albert, knew how to turn the opportunities at
+their command to admirable account, not merely by attending the public
+lectures with exemplary regularity, but, in addition, by seeking out
+learning, so to speak, _en deshabille_, and drawing from it in the easy
+way of conversation and chat probably more information than it dispensed
+on more formal occasions. Prince Albert was on excellent terms with the
+most able of these men--Schlegel, Perthes, Bethmann-Hollweg, Walter and
+some more--and was frequently to be seen walking with one or other of them
+in the Poppelsdorfer Allee, or else on the Venusberg, or along the Rhine,
+keeping up an animated conversation. And often would he ask some one or
+two to his house, or else drop in--sometimes on his own invitation--to
+that peculiarly German repast of evening "tea," further to prosecute his
+cross-questioning. "Tea," of course, does not in this application mean
+anything like our own "five o'clock," nor yet quite so substantial a meal
+as our middle-class "high tea," but a light evening repast, such as is
+usual (viz., after a good mid-day dinner) among the cultivated classes in
+Germany, when _en famille_, from the Imperial Court downward. Taxing the
+stomach but little, such a meal leaves the head all the more free for
+intellectual occupation, and is, in truth, dependent for its best relish
+on the Attic salt supplied by the company. (The "tea" itself is,
+unfortunately, as a rule, indifferent in quality.) At Bonn these "teas"
+became little feasts of reason, and used to be, I am told, one of the
+Prince's particular delights. He was in the habit of discussing questions
+of learning and politics and statesmanship very freely with his own chosen
+little set, Prince Loewenstein and others. But he knew the difference
+between this and putting Professors (who in Bonn were then not merely men
+of the lamp) into the witness-box and pleasurably pumping them dry over
+their own tea-table. Nobody relished this treatment more than the
+Professors themselves, who in after-time often spoke of the enjoyable
+evenings which they had spent, and the pleasure of discussing matters on
+which they were masters with so apt a pupil, who knew how to put
+brightness and stimulating interest into the conversation. The Prince's
+enjoyment, it is to be suspected, went even a little further. For, men of
+great learning as these Professors were, more than one of them had
+contracted odd habits of speech and manner, which no man was more quick to
+note and more apt inoffensively to caricature--in mien and with
+pencil--than the Prince. We know that he could use pen and brush deftly
+enough. And more particularly of his artist's work completed at Bonn
+several specimens survive--for instance, the Queen's "Savoyard Boy." Some
+of the caricature sketches referred to are said to have been admirable,
+and no less so the mimicry which, without malice or guile, brought out
+tellingly the little oddities of these learned gentry, to the intense
+amusement of a privileged and very select audience. There was, as it
+happened, ample material. Schlegel, the great and the witty--there could
+have been no pleasanter companion than he who first made the Germans
+understand Shakespeare--was, with all his merits, vain and conceited, and
+foolishly insisted upon parading his conceit before the world. He was old
+at that time, and lectured only at rare intervals, but every now and then
+some of that old impetuosity would break out, which in earlier days had
+made him, without regard for conventionalities, pull off his coat and
+waistcoat in the midst of an evening party, in order to fling to his
+brother Frederick the smaller garment, for which in a rash moment he had
+bartered away a good story. Then there was Loebell, the friend of Tieck,
+the uncompromising Protestant, full of historic lore as an egg is of meat,
+and of truly magnetic attractiveness to his pupils, but ugly as a monkey,
+diffident and gauche, and, thanks to his habitual absence of mind, a
+source of the oddest and never-failing anecdote. Perthes and Fichte laid
+themselves equally open to ridicule. The "University Judge" (Proctor) von
+Salomon, commonly nicknamed "the Salamander," was made more than once to
+sit for a comic portrait; and Oberberghauptmann Count Beust--the Prince's
+own countryman, a native of Saxe-Coburg, with whom the Prince was on terms
+of comparative intimacy--provided at times irresistible food for laughter,
+not only by his curious squat little figure, but even more by that
+genuinely Saxon sing-song accent, which seems to be a common feature of
+all Beusts who have not remained in their old Brandenburg home. The
+statesman of the same name, whom we have seen in our midst, shared this
+same family defect, and was accordingly known in Saxony as "Beist;" and
+one of the Ministries of which he formed a member was currently spoken of,
+by way of joke, as "Behr _beisst_ Rabenhorst." As droll as any was
+Professor Kaufmann, from whom, long before I listened to the curious
+cadences of his speech, the Prince Consort learnt very orthodox political
+economy conveyed in the prosiest of ways, fortunately relieved by the
+quaintest illustrations of economic truths which could ever have issued
+from the brain of man. He looked like one of Cruikshank's figures come to
+life, and it was really difficult not to laugh at him.
+
+The Prince's shafts of wit never wanted point, but at the same time they
+never struck painfully home. There was no mimicry or jest which even its
+victims could not readily forgive. Years after the Prince had left Bonn,
+the very men whom he had amused himself by taking off most mercilessly
+looked back, not only without resentment, but with absolute satisfaction,
+on all this intercourse. And when, on the approach of the Prince's
+marriage, it was proposed to send him a Latin address of congratulation,
+and to bestow upon him--as the fittest offering for the occasion that the
+Senate could think of--the Degree of _Doctor utriusque juris_, the motion
+was carried by acclamation, and the learned Professor Ritschl was at once
+commissioned to compose a Latin ode, which turned out perfect in grammar
+and prosody, but which is a trifle too long to be here quoted.
+
+With the students, generally speaking--apart from his own little princely
+set--the Prince was less intimate. He would mingle with them in the
+quadrangle, the lecture-hall, and the fencing-room, and he would invite
+them periodically, in batches, to his hospitable table, where, of course,
+he made a most genial host. But I have heard complaints of his supposed
+reserve and coldness, and his keeping people at a distance, contrasting
+just a little with the _engouement_ with which Prince Ernest was ready to
+take part in the fun and frolic of German student life. It was said that
+the coming engagement with the Queen, which rumour considerably
+ante-dated, had chilled Prince Albert's young blood, and led him to stand
+a little on his dignity. Probably this was to some extent a question of
+manner. But, moreover, it ought to be borne in mind, that student life was
+in those days just a trifle rough, and, knowing what it was, one can
+readily understand the Prince's disinclination to identify himself
+altogether with habits not by any means congenial to himself. He could
+grow sociable enough with students on proper occasions. He is known to
+have been a regular attendant at the _Fechtboden_--where, however, he
+practised rather with the broad-sword than with the student's
+rapier--ready to accept the challenge of any competent opponent; and he
+would occasionally look on with interest at a real _Mensur_, whenever good
+fencers were put forward to fight. We know that at a great fencing match
+he carried off the first prize.[11] Even beyond this, from time to time he
+would visit a students' _Kneipe_--having duly prepared himself for the
+short nocturnal dissipation with a little snooze--and join very readily in
+the fun and the mirth, more particularly in such amusements as allowed
+play for the intellectual faculties. He was fond of German melodies, and
+knew how to delight his audience with a song. And when it came to some
+serio-comic diversion--such as the mock-trial know as a _Bierconvent_, a
+travesty of legal proceedings, conceived, when ably led, in the spirit of
+Demosthenes' hypothetical lawsuit about "the shadow of an ass"--he is said
+to have been excellent. But mere beer-drinking and shouting were not in
+his line. At home he was wont to cultivate the Muses, People still talk of
+a little volume of poetry which the two brothers are said to have brought
+out conjointly in support of a local charity, and to which Prince Albert
+is supposed to have contributed the verse, and Prince Ernest the tunes. I
+should not be surprised to learn that Prince Albert had as much to do with
+the music as with the text. So far as there was poetry and music and
+geniality to be found under the rough mask of student life, the Prince was
+very ready to take part in it. And during the sixteen months of his
+studentship he grew sufficiently familiar with some of his fellow-students
+even to _tutoyer_. My friend, E. von C----, who was then a boy, distinctly
+remembers meeting him walking towards the Rhine, and hearing him accosted
+by two burly "Westphalians": "Wo gehst du hin, Albert?" "Ich gehe ins
+Schiff," was his reply; "ich reise nach England." The Westphalians at once
+turned round to see him off. That was an eventful journey "to England."
+
+How little _hauteur_ really had to do with the Prince's intercourse with
+his fellow-men is testified by the friendly acquaintanceship which grew up
+at Bonn between him and persons of an entirely different class, and which
+has still left its honourable memories behind.
+
+Pretty well opposite his own quarters, cornering the Martinsplatz--where
+now are two much-frequented shops--in those days stood a middle-sized
+house, over the door of which might be read the inscription
+"Weinwirthschaft von Peter Stamm." In later days, under a new proprietor,
+the house came to be more ambitiously christened "Gasthaus zum Deutschen
+Hof." In this establishment both Princes were frequent visitors, perhaps
+Prince Albert more so than his brother. It was at this corner generally
+that they mounted horse for a ride--I believe that some of their horses
+were put up in the "Weinwirthschaft"--and here accordingly my friend, von
+C----, used to watch for them, in order to hold their stirrups. In a
+University town, in which
+
+ Bibit hera, bibit herus,
+ Bibit miles, bibit clerus,
+ Bibit ille, bibit illa,
+ Bibit servus cum ancilla,
+ Bibit velox, bibit piger,
+ Bibit albus, bibit niger,
+ Bibit constans, bibit vagus,
+ Bibit rudis, bibit magus,
+ Bibit pauper et aegrotus,
+ Bibit exul et ignotus,
+ Bibit puer, bibit canus,
+ Bibit praesul et decanus,
+ Bibit soror, bibit frater,
+ Bibit anus, bibit mater,
+ Bibit iste, bibit ille,
+ Bibunt centum, bibunt mille:
+ Tam pro Papa, tam pro rege
+ Bibunt omnes sine lege,
+
+of course there are wine-shops many, and beer-shops many; and neither
+student nor "Philistine" need ever be in any fear of having to remain
+"dry" for want of liquor. But there has always been some one or other
+wine-house raised a little above the common run, not by any pretentious
+architecture or outfit--as a rule it was in external features one of the
+most unpretending in the town--but by the superior quality of the liquor
+served. Here would meet--as is doubtless the case now--the _honoratiores_
+of the town, and some other blithe spirits, admitted almost by favour, a
+select _clientele_, to sip down, to the accompaniment of fluent
+conversation, not the vulgar "schoppen" of the multitude, but the
+capitalist "special"--a half-pint held in a massive goblet-shaped glass.
+In my time the "select" wine-house of this sort was that of
+"Schmitzkoebes"--which means "James Schmitz"--in the market-place. In the
+Prince's time it was the house of Peter Stamm. However, it was not for the
+wine that the Prince came to this house--though in moderation he
+appreciated a glass of good Rhenish, or Walporzheim. In our
+aristocratically organised country, where, moreover, sportsmanship is held
+to be public property, as accessible to the stockbroker as to the squire,
+we have no idea of the fast link which in Germany--altogether differently
+constituted, at any rate, then--the love of sport will bind between
+persons of totally different classes. It holds them together like a
+bracket. Prince and farmer, noble and tradesman--it is all alike _quoad_
+sport; for that purpose genuine comradeship is established, on altogether
+equal terms. There is no giving one's self away in this, nor yet any undue
+presumption. The tradesman remains a tradesman, the prince no less a
+prince; social differences are merely put aside. Now Peter Stamm was a
+most zealous sportsman, who knew where to find a hare or a bird for many
+miles round, and could spend whole nights and days with his dog and with
+his gun--more particularly if there were some like-minded companion to
+share the sport. And what was more for the present purpose, he was an
+ardent horse-fancier, and a connaisseur of horse-flesh. His brother,
+"Stamm-hannes"--that is, "John Stamm"--was a noted horse-dealer and
+horse-breaker, who always had some good cattle on hand. And, moreover,
+Peter Stamm was a great dog-fancier, and known for having the best dogs in
+all Bonn. From him, I believe, it was that the Prince purchased that
+handsome favourite of his, Eos, whom he brought over with him to England,
+his constant companion then on walks and drives and travels. So here was a
+threefold cord which bound together these two neighbours, living within a
+stone's throw of one another--a link which never broke in after-life. Long
+after the Prince had left Bonn, there used to be messages going backwards
+and forwards. When Peter was gone, Stamm-hannes kept up the intercourse,
+and on one of his travels to England even visited the Prince as an old
+friend. They are both dead now--and so is Nicolas, the third brother, who
+kept the Bellevue Hotel on the Rhine. But to the present day old Fraeulein
+Stamm, now eighty-three years of age, carefully preserves and
+affectionately cherishes the few keepsakes which still remain of the
+Prince's giving--originally to Peter--and there is nothing that the old
+lady is more fond of talking about than those old days, when the Prince
+and Peter used to drive out to the Kottenforst together, and Peter would
+come home and tell her of their common, not overexciting, adventures. The
+keepsakes have dwindled down to three pictures and two porcelain cups, the
+latter rather rudely painted, as was the fashion in those days, with views
+of the Drachenfels and Rolandseck. Of the pictures, two are portraits of
+the young Princes taken at Brussels before they repaired to Bonn, and
+showing their boyish faces flanked by two heavy pairs of epaulettes. The
+third, a woodcut, represents some unknown sportsman going a-stalking.
+There used to be other small articles, such as sportsman friends are in
+the habit of presenting to one another; but time has, one after the other,
+disposed of them.
+
+The Prince, we know, was always particularly fond of bodily exercise. At
+Bonn he would fence regularly. And he would swim with as much zest, and
+think nothing of mixing with the common crowd in those rough-and-ready
+swimming-baths which I well remember; for in my time they were still all
+the convenience for river bathing that Bonn had to offer--a rude concern
+on the other bank of the Rhine, knocked together out of a raft and a few
+sheds. In those baths the Prince did not seem to mind whom he rubbed
+shoulders with. In this respect he closely resembled his son-in-law, the
+Emperor Frederick, whose popularity in Berlin was not a little enhanced by
+the _sans gene_ with which he would, while in the water, join in the
+splashing and larking of his future subjects, to whom it never on such
+occasions occurred to forget themselves. A simple "Na, Jungens, jetzt ist
+genug" from the Prince would at once warn them back into proper distance.
+The Prince Consort became just as popular among the swimmers at Bonn. The
+Rhine is really a troublesome river to swim in, on account of the force of
+its current. The Prince would have himself rowed up a pretty long
+distance, to swim back. I once or twice swam the same distance, in company
+with Count H----, of the "Borussians," and we both found it quite long
+enough. A very favourite sport with the Prince was, to tumble little boys
+into the water--the swimming-master being by for safety--and then dive
+after them to bring them up. He would select such as were not likely to be
+frightened. And they came to like the fun.
+
+But the Prince's favourite recreation of all was going a-shooting. In the
+near neighbourhood of Bonn there is no very ambitious sport. The more
+venturesome spirits go as far as the Eifel Mountains, there to kill
+wild-boar and red-deer. For this the Prince grudged the time. So he had to
+be content with hares and birds, an occasional roebuck--and, I dare say,
+in those, early days he now and then brought down a fox, which in Germany
+is reckoned rather good sport. When, in 1858, the Crown Prince, Emperor
+Frederick, came back from his wedding, and found the officers of the Deutz
+Cuirassiers drawn up in line at the Cologne station to salute him, he
+singled out Count F----, of M--dorf, to present more especially to his
+bride. "I must present Count F---- to you," he said; "it was on his estate
+that I shot my first fox." Either Count F----'s conscience stung him, or
+else he realised better than the Crown Prince in what light vulpicide is
+regarded in the Princess's country: "It was not really a fox, Sir," he
+explained with some embarrassment; "it was a wild cat."
+
+There were water-fowl near Bruehl; there used to be a heronry there. But I
+do not think the Prince went in that direction. His ordinary
+shooting-ground was near Bergheim, on the other side of the Rhine and,
+beyond the Venusberg, in the Kottenforst, a long stretch of forest, not
+everywhere well-timbered, in which Peter Stamm had a "Jagd," to which of
+course the Prince was welcome. Wherever the forest was a little ragged
+there were, of course, black game. And then, in spring, to the Prince's
+great delight, there was woodcock shooting. The "Schnepfenstrich" was his
+pet sport, and never was he to be seen more regularly driving his plain
+little trap out to Roettgen--where Stamm had his shooting--the faithful
+Peter always by his side--than in the four weeks which precede Palm
+Sunday, the season of all others sacred in Germany to woodcock shooting,
+for
+
+ Oculi, da kommen sie;
+ Laetare, das ist das wahre;
+ Judica, sind sie auch noch da;
+ Palmarum, Trallarum.
+
+The Latin words are the Lutheran calendar names for the four Sundays next
+before Easter.
+
+Often Stamm-hannes would be of the party--often also Everard Sator,
+another local Nimrod and horse-fancier, of Stamm's peculiar set, and
+acceptable to the Prince. And some of the Prince's more aristocratic
+companions would likewise occasionally join. But the Prince and Peter were
+in this matter inseparables, roughing it out on the wooded heights from
+sheer love of sport; and after that they would meet in the
+"Weinwirthschaft" and talk over their common experiences, being
+attentively overheard by a small company who reckoned it a privilege,
+however little they might know about shooting, to listen to these
+sportmen's tales, and bottle them up to retail to others after the Prince
+was gone.
+
+There was another very faithful friend, of humbler station still, whose
+heart the Prince managed to capture by his genial affability and the kind
+interest which it was his wont to manifest in others. Nobody could have
+stayed any time in Bonn at that particular period without becoming
+acquainted with "Appeltring"--or, as she was more ceremoniously called to
+her face, "Frau Gevatterin." She was, without question, the most popular
+"character" in Bonn, and there was no man who had not a kind word for her,
+and was not ready to test her well-known power of repartee by a little
+joke. "Appeltring," of course, means "Apple-kate"--"Tring" standing for
+Katherine by one of those extraordinary transformations of names which,
+probably, not even Grimm could explain, and which in the Rhenish dialect
+convert "Heinrich" into "Drickes," and "Reinhard" into "Nieres." She was
+an apple-woman, as her name implies, or, rather, a seller of fruit
+generally, and had her stall or tent just outside the Neuthor, close to
+the Prince's quarters, and on a spot which he must pass several times
+almost every day--a coign of vantage, moreover, from which all the
+fashionable and unfashionable world taking the air in the Poppelsdorfer
+Allee, might be surveyed, as can all the fine folk passing in and out of
+Hyde Park from Hyde Park Corner. She was on that spot still when I was at
+Bonn twenty-three years later, and she was there for some time after--a
+weather-bronzed, wrinkled old woman then, but still full of chat and
+lively talk, humour and repartee, and endowed with a truly encyclopaedic
+knowledge of everyone who had been anyone at Bonn, and of his life, and
+failings, and little adventures. Even in the Prince's day she was
+decidedly past her first youth, and devoid of personal attractions; but
+she had still something of the halo about her then of a not very distant
+serio-comic little love affair, about which she was made to hear no end of
+chaff--with a trumpeter (named Bengler, if I recollect right) who lost his
+life in that Russian war in which the great Moltke won his first spurs.
+During all the time that she offered her wares outside the Neuthor her
+stall was a favourite resort with folk who had a spare quarter of an hour
+on their hands, some of them of the best blood. The Emperor Frederick has
+sat on that spot many a time, watching the passers-by, and exchanging chat
+with "Tring," while eating cherries from one of the shallow flat-bottomed
+baskets in which "Frau Gevatterin," or her younger assistant, served them
+from the tent; and so have the Coburg Princes, more particularly Prince
+Albert, who had a peculiar liking for "Appeltring" and her quaint ways,
+her good temper, and her ready answers. Barring the Princes, "Tring's"
+customers were not always prompt paymasters. This necessitated the keeping
+of accounts, which, as "Tring" was nothing of a penwoman, resulted in a
+description of bookkeeping so curious as to induce a learned archaeological
+society of Bonn afterwards to publish her records in facsimile. There were
+no names, but rude imitations of a beard, or a tassel, or big top-boots,
+or else a peculiar nose, or a pair of spectacles, or some other
+distinguishing feature about the particular debtor.
+
+The habit of almost daily chat begot a peculiar familiarity and interest
+in one another's affairs between these two people at opposite poles of
+society, and inspired "Tring" with a devotion to the Prince which has
+just a touch of romance about it. To her simple but honest mind the Prince
+was the noblest creature that walked the earth. Whenever he failed to pass
+to bid her good-day, she seemed to feel as if deprived of a substantial
+pleasure. For years and decades after he had gone she would relate with
+striking animation little stories of his life in Bonn, and tell of his
+kindness to her. She was indefatigable in inquiries about him, and would
+draw in every word of information received with eager curiosity. Nor did
+she ever hear of anyone going to England without commissioning
+him--"Jruesse Se den Prinzen Albehrt." It sounded very ridiculous to some,
+no doubt. But I venture to surmise, that to the Prince himself that
+broadly Rhenish "Jruesse Se den Prinzen Albehrt" would have been a not
+unwelcome greeting.
+
+Most of the good people here spoken of, with whom the Prince exchanged
+jokes and more serious intercourse, whom he charmed with his happy temper
+or edified with graver talk, are now dead and gone. Bonn has grown a town
+of 50,000 or 60,000 inhabitants, well-to-do, bright and attractive, adding
+to its population year by year. The University has throughout its history
+maintained its old high rank. As a new generation rises up old
+reminiscences are dying out. Stories which thirty years ago passed current
+from mouth to mouth are gradually being forgotten. There is so much more
+that used to be told of the Prince, when memories were fresh; indeed,
+there is much that might be told still, only the incidents seem trivial in
+themselves, and memorable only as demonstrating what singular power their
+hero possessed of riveting men's affections, and as concurring in
+impressing a stamp of noble principle, unselfish consideration for others,
+of a genial and happy disposition, and laborious devotion to study upon
+his student life of sixteen months. There was, there is reason to believe,
+very much good done in private, of which the outside world never heard. To
+Bonn the Prince's stay was a turning-point in its history; and, since
+elsewhere scarcely anything has been said about that particular epoch in
+the Prince's life, it may not be unmeet to gather together the fragments
+of traditions and reminiscences surviving, before they pass finally out of
+men's minds, and thus to fill a gap hitherto left in the memorials of a
+life which has in its later periods amply realized the promise given in
+the early days of youth here spoken of.
+
+
+
+
+VIII.--SOMETHING ABOUT BEER.[12]
+
+
+When Judas Iscariot, as the legend has it, prompted by a presumptuous
+ambition to emulate Our Saviour in the performance of a miracle similar to
+that of Cana, spoke his cabalistic words over the water which he desired
+to make potable, it may be argued that a worse product might have resulted
+from the process than beer--at any rate from a non-teetotal point of view.
+According to another legend, of wider currency, the inventor of beer was
+not the apostate apostle, but a more or less mythical king of Brabant,
+named Gambrinus. His bine-crowned visage may be seen beaming from the
+walls of most tap-rooms in Germany and in those more or less German
+provinces which once formed, or should have formed, or still form, that
+political desideratum, the "Middle Kingdom." This is a case of _ex
+vocabulo fabula_. For Gambrivium is Cambray--the Cambray of the League and
+also of early brewing. And "Gambrinus" is either John the Victorious of
+Brabant, who fell in a tournament held at Bar-le-Duc on the occasion of
+the marriage of Henri, count of that country, with Eleanor, daughter of
+our King Edward I., or else--and more probably--it is Jean Sans-Peur of
+Burgundy, who, to ingratiate himself with his Flemish subjects, had a
+dollar coined, showing a wreath of hop-bine encircling his head--and also
+instituted the order of the _Houblon_, giving no little offence thereby to
+his loyal clergy. Not that there was anything at all heretical in his act.
+No; but the case was really much worse. For the clergy, it turned out, in
+those days had a vested interest in beer. That was in the fourteenth
+century, when the liquor was still generally brewed without hops, a
+mixture of aromatic herbs being used instead, which was in most cases
+supplied from episcopal forests. So it was in Brabant. The Bishop of Liege
+possessed virtually a monopoly of the trade in _gruyt_, and when Duke John
+favoured the cultivation of hops, the bishop's income suffered a serious
+diminution. Accordingly, his Eminence remonstrated--just as in our
+country, about 1400, and again in 1442, complaint was made to Parliament
+of the introduction of that "wicked weed, that would spoil the taste of
+drink and endanger the people." In the dioceses of Utrecht and Cologne it
+was just the same thing. The bishops fought hard for their _gruyt_ or
+_kruet_, using their crosiers as a defensive weapon, but had eventually to
+give in. From this it would appear that what King Gambrinus really did
+introduce was not beer, but the use in the brewing of it of hops, the
+ingredient over which that eminent saint, Abbess Hildegardis of
+Rupertusberg, had already pronounced her benediction. St. Hildegardis was
+a saint of unquestionable authority, having been specially recognised at
+the Council of Treves as a prophetess by St. Bernard and Pope Eugenius IV.
+She recommended hops on the ground that, though "heating and drying," and
+productive of "a certain melancholy and sadness" (she must have been
+thinking of the effects next day), they possess the sovereign virtues of
+preventing noxious fermentation and also of preserving the beer. (Burton,
+in partial opposition to the saint, asserts that beer--hopped, of
+course--"hath an especial virtue _against_ melancholy, as our herbalists
+confess.") St. Hildegardis' opinion was given in the twelfth century. That
+was not by any means the earliest age of beer; for we find it referred to
+in history some centuries before. Whether the inhabitants of Chalcedon,
+when they shouted in derision after the Emperor Valens, "Sabajarius!
+Sabajarius!"--which has been translated, "drinker of beer"--really
+referred to beer, as we now understand it, must appear doubtful. In the
+same way, the reputed "beer" of the early Egyptians and Hebrews--alluded
+to by Xenophon, Herodotus, and other ancient writers--may or may not have
+been beer in our sense. But in the eighth century we find Charlemagne
+enjoining brewing in his dominions. In 862 we have Charles the Bald making
+to the monks of St. Denis a grant of ninety _boisseaux d'epeautre_ a year
+_pour faire de la cervoise_. In 1042 we have Henri I. conferring on the
+monks of Montreuil-sur-Marne the valuable right of brewing, and in 1268
+St. Louis laying down rules for the guidance of brewers in Paris. Paris
+was then, as it now is becoming again--I cannot say that I like the
+idea--a very "beery" place. Its brewers, even at a very remote time,
+formed a highly respected corporation, using as their insignia and
+trade-mark an image of the Holy Virgin--their patron saint--incongruously
+enough grouped together with Ceres, both being encircled by the
+legend:--_Bacchi Ceres aemula_. No modern Pope would allow such crossing
+of the two religions. Ceres was of course in olden time looked upon as the
+especial goddess of beer, made of barley, which was after her named
+_Cerevisia_. Juvenal mentions _Demetrius_ as its name, derived of course
+from Demeter. However, Fischart, a notable German poet, who lived in the
+sixteenth century, ascribes its invention to Bacchus, as an intended
+substitute for wine wherever there are no grapes. Modern Germany has
+produced a very pretty song, which represents Wine as a wonder-working
+nobleman, making a triumphal progress in grand style, clad in silk and
+gold, and Beer crossing his path as a sturdy but rather perky peasant, in
+a frieze jacket and top-boots, challenging him to a thaumaturgic tourney,
+as Jannes and Jambres challenged Moses. After an amusing little squabble
+the two make friends, and henceforth rule the world in joint sovereignty
+and happy unity. At Paris, in the reign of Charles V., we find the local
+brewers, twenty-one in number, so wealthy as to be able to pay a million
+_ecus d'or_ for their licenses. Under Charles VI., beer had become a
+regulation drink at the French court, and we have our own Richard II.
+presenting the French king with a "_vaisseau a boire cervoise_." From this
+it may be inferred that the famous verselet--
+
+ Hops and turkeys, carps and beer,
+
+or, as some rigid Anglican has improved it--
+
+ Hops, reformation, bays, and beer
+ Came to England all in one year--
+
+to wit, the year 1525--is a little wrong in its date, and that beer was
+known earlier. After the date named, we know that it soon made its way
+into the highest circles. As proof of this we have the one shoe which
+Queen Bess carelessly left behind after that lunch, of which beer formed
+an item, with which she was regaled on her progress through Sussex, under
+the spreading oak still shown in that pretty village of Northiam--
+
+ O fair Norjem! thou dost far exceed
+ Beckley, Peasmarsh, Udimore, and Brede--
+
+which shoe may still be seen, by favour, in the private archaeological
+collection at Brickwall House, in company with Accepted Frewen's
+toasting-fork.
+
+Saxon descent may have had much to do with the development of our own
+peculiar cerevisial taste--taste, that is, for beer with some body and a
+good strong flavour of malt. There can be no doubt that, compared with the
+produce of other countries, our beer is still the best--if only one's
+liver will stand it--the most tasty, the most nourishing--"meat, drink and
+cloth," as Sir John Linger puts it--beer which will occasionally "make a
+cat speak and a wise man dumb." The Saxons always had a liking for beer
+with something in it--not merely "strong water," as Sir Richard l'Estrange
+calls the small stuff. The ancient Teutons, we know, were all of them
+furious drinkers. Accordingly, not a few of the modern generation hold,
+with Luther's Elector of Saxony, that a custom of such very venerable
+antiquity ought not to be lightly abandoned. Tacitus writes that the
+Germans think it no shame to spend a whole day and night a-drinking. The
+Greek Emperor Nicephoras Phorcas told the ambassador of Emperor Otho that
+his master's soldiers had no other proficiency but in getting drunk.
+Rudolph of Hapsburgh grew vociferous over the discovery of good beer.
+"Walk in, walk in!" he shouted, standing at a tavern door in Erfurt,
+wholly oblivious of his imperial dignity; "there is excellent beer to be
+had inside." And "good King Wenceslas" of our Christmas carol--described
+as "good" nowhere else--was an habitual toper, and was "done" accordingly
+by the French at Rheims, where he thought more of the wine than of the
+treaty which he was negotiating. Henri Quatre would on no account marry a
+German wife. "Je croirais," he said, "toujours avoir un pot de vin aupres
+de moi." A modern writer, Charles Monselet, says that in Strassburg--in
+this respect a typically German town--"tout se ressent de la domination de
+la biere." Beer lends its colour to the faces of the inhabitants, to their
+hair, to their clothes; to the soil and the houses; and the very women
+seem nothing but "walking _chopes_." But the Saxons in particular--not the
+modern ones, but those of the North, some of whom found their way into
+England--always loved good stout nutritious drink, such as that to which
+the German composer Von Flotow ascribes our sturdy robustness:
+
+ Das ist das treffliche Elixir,
+ Das ist das kraeftige Porterbier.
+
+Obsopaeus says of the ancient Saxons:
+
+ Coctam Cererem potant _crassosque liquores_.
+
+And an old rhyme, still quoted with gusto, goes to this effect:
+
+ Ein echter Sachse wird, wie alle Voelker sagen,
+ Nie schmal in Schultern sein, noch schlaffe Lenden tragen.
+ Fragt Einer, welches denn die Ursach' sei:
+ Er isset Speck und Wurst, und trinket _Mumm_ dabei.
+
+"Mumm" is our own good old "mum," about the meaning of which in an Act of
+Parliament there was recently some controversy, when even Mr. Gladstone
+did not quite know how to explain it. It is the good, thick, stout,
+nourishing beer--_nil spissius illo_--which makes blood and flesh, and
+gives strength--"vires praestat et augmentat carnem, generatque cruorem,"
+says the school of Salerno. Very presumably it is such beer as this, too,
+of which the unnamed witty poet quoted in Percy's "Reliques" writes:
+
+ nobilis ale-a
+ Efficit heroas dignamque heroe puellam.
+
+No doubt beer has had a good many nasty things said about it. The same
+school of Salerno lays it down that "crassos humores nutrit cerevisia,
+ventrem quoque mollit et inflat." It also affirms that ebriety resulting
+from beer is more hurtful than that produced by wine. But, notwithstanding
+this, it endorses the advice given by Matthew de Gradibus, which is, to
+drink it in preference to wine at the beginning of, or even throughout,
+meals, and above all things after any great exertion. "Cerevisia vero
+utpote crassior, et ad concoctionem pertinacior, non tam avide rapitur:
+quare ab ea potus in principio prandii vel coenae utilius inchoatur.
+Cerevisia humores etiam orificio stomachi insidentes abluit, et sitim, quae
+ex nimia vini potatione timetur, praeterea et quamlibet aliam mendosam
+coercet ac reprimit." To say nothing of the censure pronounced by Crato,
+Henry of Avranches, and Wolfram von Eschenbach--that pillar of the Roman
+Church, Cardinal Chigi, charitably suggests that if beer had but a little
+sulphur added, it would become a right infernal drink. And Moscherosch,
+joking on the admixture of pitch with beer, common in his time--possibly
+copied from a similar practice applied to wine in the days of ancient
+Greece--speaks of "la biere poissee qui habitue au feu de l'enfer." "Pix
+intrantibus" used to be a familiar superscription placed for a joke over
+tavern doors. Then, again, we have Luther barely qualifying the old German
+rhyme--
+
+ Gott machte Gutes, Boeses wir:
+ Er braute Wein, wir brauen Bier--
+
+by laying it down that "Vinum est donatio Dei, cerevisia traditio humana."
+And he went so far as to pronounce the leading brewer of his time "Pestis
+Germaniae." But this same Luther was himself a zealous beer-toper. He
+drank beer, it is on record, when plotting the Reformation with
+Melanchthon at Torgau. He called for _Bierseidel_ when Carlstadt came to
+the "Bear" at Jena to discuss with him the subject of consubstantiation.
+And the two divines used their pewters very freely by way of accentuating
+their theological arguments, and, towards the close of the sitting, even
+in substitution of them. Luther records with satisfaction, in his "Table
+Talk," that many presents reached him from France, Prussia, and Russia, of
+"wormwood-beer." And at Worms, where he was pleading the cause of the
+reformed faith before a hostile Diet, the one ray of comfort which
+pierced through the gloom of his imprisonment was the arrival,
+particularly mentioned in his letters, of a small cask of "Eimbeck" beer
+from one of the friendly princes. Like our modern M.P.'s annually
+exercised about the matter, the German reformer had a fervent zeal for the
+"purity of beer"--so fervent, that he actually threatened adulterating
+brewers with Divine wrath. He wrote these lines:
+
+ Am juengsten Tage wird geschaut
+ Was jeder fuer ein Bier gebraut.
+
+On the other hand, Cardinal Chigi's Roman anathema is more than
+neutralised by any number of benedictions, expressed or implied, from holy
+men of his Church. There are the regulations of St. Louis, of St.
+Hildegardis, the enlisted interest of the Bishops of Cologne, Utrecht, and
+Liege, the patron-saintship of St. Amandus, St. Leonard, St. Adrian, and
+the Irish St. Florentius, and, moreover, the very close connection which
+from time immemorial monks and religious houses have maintained with
+brewing. In olden days they were the brewers _par excellence_. In Lorraine
+our English Benedictines of Dieulouard, who maintained themselves in their
+monastery near Pont-a-Mousson down to the time of the Revolution, long
+possessed an absolute monopoly of brewing, and were famed for their
+produce. And M. Reiber will have it that there are still in Germany, at
+the present day, _des congregations de moines brasseurs_. Then there is
+St. Chrodegang, a near relative of Charlemagne, the great reformer of
+monastic orders, who particularly directed--and the rule is still
+observed--that monks should be allowed the option of either beer or wine.
+And sensible monks, a communicative Carthusian confided to me the other
+day, prefer good beer any day to bad wine.
+
+If, in face of all this, neither Romanists nor Protestants can say
+anything against beer, much less are Mussulmans in a position to do so.
+For Mahomet actually, though he expressly forbids wine, never says a word
+in prohibition of beer--thus leaving a convenient loophole to thirsty
+Mahommedans, of which French writers tell us that bibulous Algerians
+eagerly avail themselves.
+
+From all this it will be seen that, despite teetotal disparagement, beer
+comes before the world, so to speak, with very respectable credentials,
+entitling it to a fairly good reception. Brillat-Savarin, it is true,
+admits to its detriment that "l'eau est la seule boisson qui apaise
+veritablement la soif." But "l'eau," says another French writer, M.
+Reiber, "est la prose des liquides, l'alcool en est la poesie." Speaking
+more particularly of beer, among alcoholic drinks, M. Dubrunfaut writes:
+"La biere occupe incontestablement le premier rang parmi les boissons
+hygieniques connues." And he goes on to say that among the beer-drinking
+nations one finds, as a rule, manly qualities most developed--as among the
+English, the Germans, the Dutch, the Belgians, and the Northern French.
+Brillat-Savarin only objects that beer makes people stout.
+
+Of course there is beer and beer. The wise doctors of Salerno very rightly
+gave particular attention to this subject--as well they might, for beer
+was adulterated in their days with no more scruple than it is in ours. The
+Minnesinger Marner, in the thirteenth century, bitterly complains that
+brewers make beer even without malt. There was no minnesinging to be done
+on such drink. Then there was the manufacture of the aroma. Before there
+were hops--and even after--people had a violent fancy for spices, the
+indulgence in which was carried to such a point that the Church, meeting
+in Council at Worms in 868, and at Treves in 895, felt bound to take
+notice of the matter, and in a special canon laid down the rule that beer
+spiced after the manner then prevalent should be allowed, as a luxury,
+only on Sundays and saints' days. What those spices were may be gathered
+from the following recipe for making beer, which appears to have been
+first published at Strassburg (from early days a cerevisian city) in 1512,
+and which was twice re-issued, under special approbation--namely, in 1552
+and 1679. "To one pound of coloured 'sweet-root' (probably liquorice) add
+seven ounces of good cinnamon, four ounces of the best ginger, one ounce
+each of cloves, 'long' pepper, galanga, and nutmeg, half an ounce each of
+mace and of cardamom, and two ounces of genuine Italian saffron." Whatever
+might be added in the shape of malt, who would recognise in this decoction
+anything remotely worthy of the name of beer? It is of such stuff that
+Cardinal Chigi must have been thinking when he pronounced beer "infernal
+drink." For brewing beer the school of Salerno give the following good
+advice:
+
+ Non acidum sapiat cerevisia, sit bene clara.
+ Ex granis sit cocta bonis satis, ac veterata.
+
+It must not, above all things, be sour. For acidity "ventriculo inimica
+est. Acetus nervosas offendit partes." As the Germans have it--and they
+ought to know--
+
+ Ein boeses Weib und sauer Bier
+ Behuet' der Himmel dich dafuer!
+
+It should be clear, because "turbida impinguat, flatus gignit, atque
+brevem spiritum efficit." "Bene cocta" it should be, for "male cocta
+ventris inflationes, tormina et colicos cruciatos generat"--which Latin
+speaks for itself. As for good grain, the doctors appear to prefer a
+mixture of barley and oats. They allow either wheat, barley, or oats.
+Wheat, they say, makes the most nourishing beer, but heating and
+astringent. Barley alone makes the beer cold and dry. A mixture of barley
+and oats renders it less nourishing, but also lighter on the stomach, and
+less confining and distending. The Germans nowadays brew beer of every
+conceivable grain and no-grain, even potatoes. But according to the
+material so is the product. Lastly, say the doctors, beer, like wine,
+should be old, or you will feel the effects in your stomach.
+
+We cannot at the present period dissociate from beer the idea of hops. But
+it was comparatively late in history before hops were regarded as an
+indispensable ingredient. The Sclav nations are reported to have had them
+early; also the Mahommedans of the East. Haroun-al-Rashid's physician
+states that in his day they were given as medicine. In France, the first
+record of their cultivation is of the year 768, when Pepin le Bref gave
+some directions as to the hop-grounds belonging to the monastery of St.
+Denis. In Germany they are known to have been successfully cultivated
+about Magdeburg in 1070. We are supposed to have received them over here
+in 1525. In Alsace, beer-drinking country as it is, they were not
+cultivated till 1802. The soil being very suitable, they then made way
+with such rapidity that they soon crowded out completely madder and woad,
+which had previously been considered the most profitable crops--so
+profitable, that from the _coques de pastel_ (woad), which were looked
+upon as the emblem of prosperity and well-being, the Lauraguais, and
+indeed the whole country round Toulouse, came to be christened _le pays de
+Cocagne_. Hence our own word of "Cockaigne," about the derivation of which
+so many contradictory guesses have been made. It may be interesting to
+note that in Strassburg the bakers at one time used to put hops into their
+yeast, and that in some foreign countries the young shoots of the hop-bine
+furnish a favourite vegetable, dressed like asparagus.
+
+Drinking habits are of course by far the most developed in Germany, where
+beer has really become the object of a cult. Blessed with a healthy
+thirst, which made our own poet Owen exclaim--
+
+ Si latet in vino verum, ut proverbia dicunt,
+ Invenit verum Teuto, vel inveniet--
+
+the nation has seized upon beer as a second faith, "outside which there is
+no salvation." Fischart, indeed, in his verses bade people who _must_
+drink beer, and would not be satisfied with German wine, "go to
+Copenhagen; there they would find beer enough." Denmark truly was of
+old--we know from "Hamlet"--a grand country for drinking. But in respect
+of beer, in the present day, it is not "in it" with Germany. Tacitus wrote
+about German drinking. Emperor Charlemagne felt bound to pass a law
+against it. The earlier Popes, before consenting to crown a German
+emperor, exacted from him an affirmative reply to the standing question:
+"Vis sobrietatem cum Dei auxilio custodire?" Of the old Palsgraves it
+used to be said: "Potatores sub coelo non meliores;" and "bibere more
+palatino" became a byword. Maximilian I. felt called upon to pass
+stringent laws. In the sixteenth century Germany went by the name of "Die
+grossen Trinklande." And Luther, when resting from his _seidels_
+accompanying theological disputations, expressed a fear "lest this devil
+(of thirst) should go on tormenting Germany till the day of judgment." The
+modern Germans have remained true to the custom of their forefathers, and
+have developed it scientifically.
+
+ Um den Gerstensaft, geliebte Seelen,
+ Dreht sich unser ganzer Staat herum.
+
+The whole commonwealth literally "hinges" upon beer. The Emperor has drunk
+it as a student at Bonn, and presumably still drinks it--in moderation.
+The German Chancellor, instead of the parliamentary full-dress dinners
+customary among ourselves, invites the members of the Diet to
+"beer-evenings." If a learned professor discover a new bacillus or
+antidotal lymph; if an African traveller annex a new province; if a
+statesman attain his jubilee--there is but one form of public recognition
+for all varieties of merit and distinction, and that is a _biercommers_.
+No doubt the great extension of university education has a great deal to
+do with the spread of regulated beer-drinking. The learned classes set the
+tone, and the many follow it.
+
+ Cerevisiam bibunt homines, animalia caetera fontes.
+
+That has become the general motto. It sounds very filthy to hear of the
+astounding quantities of liquor consumed. But, in the first place, where
+much is drunk, it is only very light stuff. And, to make it less trying,
+the drinkers adopt the Socratic maxim of "small cups and many," by
+frothing the beer up incredibly. Altogether they follow good classical
+rules, which it is curious to trace, and which make their symposia rather
+interesting. Drinking is not the end, but only the natural means for
+attaining hilarity. And there is a good deal of rough geniality about it.
+Like the ancient Greeks, these organised drinkers fix a well-recognised
+[Greek: tropos tes poseos]. They have their absolute ruler, the
+symposiarch, their accepted order of drinking, their proper scale of
+fines. And also, as in Greece, only too often drinking is not a voluntary
+act, but [Greek: anagkazesthai], and it is made to be [Greek: apneusti
+pinein]--drinking without taking breath. There is the [Greek: propinein
+philotesias]--drinking to one another--which _must_ be answered. There are
+songs and jokes--though no _taeniae_ and, fortunately, no kisses. And the
+small cups are duly followed up with the large horns, the [Greek: kerata],
+and the huge vessels which the Greeks called [Greek: phreata]. Nay, these
+modern classics even imitate the Greeks in respect of the [Greek: hales
+kai kyminon]. For in many places the well-salted and carawayed [Greek:
+epipasta] forms a standing accompaniment to the liquor. And next day, if
+they are a trifle "foxed," they copy the Greeks in [Greek: kraipalen
+kraipale exelaunein], or, as Sir John Linger calls it in better
+"understanded" language, they take "a hair of the same dog," with a
+pickled herring covered with raw onions for a companion, which is supposed
+to set all things right. There are beer-courts to adjudge upon disputes,
+there are indeterminate beer-minutes to settle the time--everything is
+"beer." In all this joking there is no harm. As little harm is _meant_ to
+be in the _missoe cerevisiales_ which tradition has handed down from the
+time when monks were both the greatest brewers and also the greatest
+drinkers, and, probably, in their refectories and misericords made as much
+fun of the service over their cups as do now--or did until lately--German
+students. There is the genuine chanting of versicles and responses, but
+the words have reference to beer. This practice, I am glad to say, is now
+very much on the decline.
+
+All this is scarcely surprising. We all knew it of the Germans long ago.
+But it is a little strange to find France once more--few people know about
+the first time--taking her place among beer-drinking countries and placing
+the _honestas chopinandi_ among the precepts of the modern decalogue. The
+French are good enough to explain that they do this, not for their own
+gratification, but as a public service, as "saviours of society," to
+"rendre les moeurs gambrinales plus aimables." That may be. But the fact
+remains, that the annual consumption of beer per head of the population in
+France has now risen to 21 litres (about 14 quarts), which on the top of
+119 litres of wine (however light), 20 litres of cider, and 4 litres of
+spirits, is a respectable allowance enough. For Germany the figures are
+said to be--93 litres of beer, 6 of wine, and 10 of spirits--and such
+spirits! France brews every year more than eight millions of hectolitres
+of beer, and consumes considerably more. To do this, of course it must
+import from abroad. And very rightly too, I should say. For though French
+beer may no longer deserve the description given of it by the Emperor
+Julian, who condemned it as "smelling strongly of the goat," there is
+still little enough that is really good. And it is drunk out of such tiny
+thimbles! I suspect that there is a dodge in this. The "bocks" have grown
+smaller and smaller, till in some places they are mere tea-cups. But then
+out come the _restaurateurs_ with their old disused "bocks," now
+re-christened _bocks serieux_, and charge double price. That promises to
+make France a real brewers' paradise. But, large glasses or small, there
+is something about the beer which you must first get used to. Accordingly,
+many of those gorgeous _brasseries_, of genuinely German type, which seem
+so out of place in the Paris boulevards, are supplied, not from
+Tantonville or Xertigny, but from Munich or Vienna, or else from
+Strassburg. For, of course, the attachment which Frenchmen feel for their
+lost provinces had a great deal to do with their new departure in the way
+of a liking for beer. France, as it happens, owes some reparation to
+Strassburg, and more particularly to its brewers. For at various times it
+has treated the latter most unkindly. In the first place, the Second
+Empire unmercifully hastened on the hour of "Bruce," making it eleven
+"sharp," instead of the quarter past which had been previously allowed.
+This threatens never to be forgotten or forgiven. In the second place, the
+First Republic, though it honoured hops by assigning to them, in the place
+of the calendar saint, St. Omer, the patronship of the 9th of September,
+inflicted a very grievous injury when, in the _An II._ of its era, its
+_tribunal revolutionnaire_ imposed a fine of 255,000 livres upon the
+brewing trade, as is stated in the official _Livre Bleu_, "pour les abus
+qu'ils ont pu se permettre sur leur comestibilite." The mulct is explained
+in this wise:--"Considerant que la soif de l'or a constamment guide les
+brasseurs, il les condamne a deux cents cinquante-cinq mille livres
+d'amende, qu'ils doivent payer dans trois jours, sous peine d'etre
+declares rebelles a la loi et de voir leurs biens confisques." There is no
+talk of "compensation," as among ourselves. To be sure, the bakers, with
+nothing against them--except it be on the score of weight--fared worse.
+For they were declared _hostes generis humani_, and fined 300,000 livres.
+The brewers really paid only 188,000 livres. But that was considered heavy
+enough. In spite of this imposition, the brewing trade in Strassburg has
+made tremendous strides, and continues flourishing. And very much more
+beer is now consumed in the city than wine. For 1878 the figures were:
+121,345 hectolitres of beer and 36,583 of wine. Paris in 1881 consumed
+300,000 hectolitres of beer; in 1853 only 7,000 and in 1864 still only
+40,000 hectolitres. (All this beer-drinking, it will be seen, dates from
+1870.) In Paris, in spite of protection, the brewing interest appears to
+find foreign competition rather formidable. At the time of the first
+revolution, a French general (Santerre), with the assistance of government
+subsidies, tried very hard to oust us from the market by brewing "ale" and
+"porter." This earned the veteran the nickname of "Le General Mousseux."
+But the speculation did not pay, and had to be abandoned. Having become so
+popular, beer has, of course, found many fervid apologists in France. "La
+biere fait en ce moment le tour du monde. Mieux que tous les raisonnements
+et quoi qu'en disent les esprits chagrins, sa vogue prouve que la boisson
+en houblon est utile, que l'humanite l'apprecie et en a besoin." So says
+M. Reiber. "La bonne biere n'est pas une boisson malsaine; elle est
+tonique et nourrissante." So says Dr. Tourdes.
+
+But really this is nothing new. Old inscriptions, dating from the
+Gallo-Roman era, show that Pliny was correct in setting down, at his
+period, the Gauls as a largely beer-drinking race. They had earthenware
+beer-pots, some of which have been exhumed, bearing the inscription,
+"Cerevisariis felicitas!" An old Gallo-Roman flagon is preserved in Paris,
+on which is engraved--"Hospita reple lagenam cervisia!" The oldest
+beer-song extant is Old-French, dating from the thirteenth century. It is
+as follows:
+
+ LETABUNDUS
+ Or hi purra;
+ La _cerveyse_ nos chauntera
+ Alleluia!
+ Qui que aukes en beyt
+ Si tel seyt comme estre doit
+ Res miranda.
+
+The prohibition which Charlemagne issued against keeping St. Stephen's Day
+too zealously by the consumption of beer and wine, applied to France no
+less than to Germany. The French were, in truth, great respecters of
+saints' days in a bibulous way. St. Martin's Day was with them a favourite
+occasion for drinking. Hence _martiner_ still currently signifies drinking
+more than one ought. Another suggestive popular term is "Boire comme un
+Templier." France then has really only returned to her _premier amour_.
+But in doing so she has set upon it a seal of domination, which is
+significant, as meaning that it is not likely to be readily surrendered.
+
+No doubt beer, having held its own so long, though much assailed, will
+still continue to maintain its position. There is too much of human nature
+in man to admit of its being effectually proscribed. "Abusus non tollit
+usum." The same school of Salerno which praises beer as a wholesome drink
+adds this wise proviso:--"Hic unicum de cervisiae usu praeceptum traditur:
+nempe ut modice sumatur, neque ea stomachus praegravetur vel ebrietas
+concilietur." Sebastian Brant writes in old German:
+
+ Eyn Narr muosz vil gesoffen han,
+ Eyn Wyser maesslich drincken kann.
+
+There is great virtue in the _modice sumatur_. The wine-trade has passed
+through a similar change. Though four-bottle men have died out, the
+wine-trade is doing better than it did in olden days. So it will probably
+be with beer. However temperance advocates may regret it, it is not to be
+got rid of by railing. In truth it is now indeed making _le tour du
+monde_. And, unless mankind changes its character altogether, it will
+probably go on drinking--more or less _modice_--to the end of the chapter,
+a beverage which stands commended by so exemplary a Father of the Church
+as the whilom Bishop of Bath and Wells, Polydore Virgil, who pronounces it
+
+ Potus tum salubris tum jucundus.
+
+
+
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[1] Blackwood's Magazine, August, 1894.
+
+[2] The church encloses, in addition to one of the "true" pebbles with
+which was stoned, says M. Bellot-Herment, the chronicler of Bar, "_St
+Etienne, cure de Gamaliel, bourg du diocese de Jerusalem_," that boldly
+original sculpture from the chisel of the great Lorrain artist, Ligier
+Richier, whom we so undeservedly ignore, the famous "_Squelette_"--the
+mere name of which frightened Dibdin away, as he himself relates. Durival
+terms this sculpture "_une affreuse beaute_"--but "_beaute_" it
+undoubtedly is.
+
+[3] Patriotic Frenchmen derive this name from the Latin _fascinatio_. But
+quite evidently it is a gallicised form of the German _fastnacht_, which
+in Alsace is pronounced _fasenacht_, or very nearly _fasenocht_; in a
+French mouth it would naturally become _faschinottes_.
+
+[4] Blackwood's Magazine, June, 1891.
+
+[5] National Review, February, 1892.
+
+[6] Gentleman's Magazine, February, 1893.
+
+[7] See the _Memoirs of the Family of Taaffe_, p. 13.
+
+[8] Westminster Review, May, 1892.
+
+[9] National Review, May, 1892.
+
+[10] Gentleman's Magazine, February, 1894.
+
+[11] The "English" student who took the second prize on the occasion must,
+I think, have been Edmund Arnold. At any rate, I can discover no other
+English name on the register. English students were still few in those
+days.
+
+[12] Gentleman's Magazine, March, 1891.
+
+
+
+
+Transcriber's Notes:
+
+Passages in italics are indicated by _italics_.
+
+Superscripted characters are indicated by {superscript}.
+
+The original text contains letters with diacritical marks that are not
+represented in this text version.
+
+The original text includes Greek characters. For this text version these
+letters have been replaced with transliterations.
+
+
+
+
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