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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Memories and Portraits, by Robert Louis
+Stevenson
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+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+Title: Memories and Portraits
+
+
+Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
+
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+Release Date: October 22, 2010 [eBook #381]
+First posted: November 27, 1995
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+Language: English
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MEMORIES AND PORTRAITS***
+
+
+Transcribed from the 1912 Chatto and Windus edition by David Price, email
+ccx074@pglaf.org
+
+
+
+
+MEMORIES AND
+PORTRAITS
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ BY
+ ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON
+
+ [Picture: Graphic]
+
+ FINE-PAPER EDITION
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ LONDON
+ CHATTO & WINDUS
+ 1912
+
+ Printed by BALLANTYNE, HANSON & CO.
+ At the Ballantyne Press, Edinburgh
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ TO
+ MY MOTHER
+ IN THE
+ NAME OF PAST JOY AND PRESENT SORROW
+ _I DEDICATE_
+ THESE MEMORIES AND PORTRAITS
+
+_S.S._ “_Ludgate Hill_”
+ _within sight of Cape Race_
+
+
+
+
+NOTE
+
+
+This volume of papers, unconnected as they are, it will be better to read
+through from the beginning, rather than dip into at random. A certain
+thread of meaning binds them. Memories of childhood and youth, portraits
+of those who have gone before us in the battle—taken together, they build
+up a face that “I have loved long since and lost awhile,” the face of
+what was once myself. This has come by accident; I had no design at
+first to be autobiographical; I was but led away by the charm of beloved
+memories and by regret for the irrevocable dead; and when my own young
+face (which is a face of the dead also) began to appear in the well as by
+a kind of magic, I was the first to be surprised at the occurrence.
+
+My grandfather the pious child, my father the idle eager sentimental
+youth, I have thus unconsciously exposed. Of their descendant, the
+person of to-day, I wish to keep the secret: not because I love him
+better, but because, with him, I am still in a business partnership, and
+cannot divide interests.
+
+Of the papers which make up the volume, some have appeared already in
+_The Cornhill_, _Longman’s_, _Scribner_, _The English Illustrated_, _The
+Magazine of Art_, _The Contemporary Review_; three are here in print for
+the first time; and two others have enjoyed only what may he regarded as
+a private circulation.
+
+ R. L S.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+ I. THE FOREIGNER AT HOME
+ II. SOME COLLEGE MEMORIES
+ III. OLD MORALITY
+ IV. A COLLEGE MAGAZINE
+ V. AN OLD SCOTCH GARDENER
+ VI. PASTORAL
+ VII. THE MANSE
+ VIII. MEMORIES OF AN ISLET
+ IX. THOMAS STEVENSON
+ X. TALK AND TALKERS: FIRST PAPER
+ XI. TALK AND TALKERS: SECOND PAPER
+ XII. THE CHARACTER OF DOGS
+ XIII. “A PENNY PLAIN AND TWOPENCE COLOURED”
+ XIV. A GOSSIP ON A NOVEL OF DUMAS’S
+ XV. A GOSSIP ON ROMANCE
+ XVI. A HUMBLE REMONSTRANCE
+
+CHAPTER I. THE FOREIGNER AT HOME
+
+
+ “This is no my ain house;
+ I ken by the biggin’ o’t.”
+
+Two recent books {1} one by Mr. Grant White on England, one on France by
+the diabolically clever Mr. Hillebrand, may well have set people thinking
+on the divisions of races and nations. Such thoughts should arise with
+particular congruity and force to inhabitants of that United Kingdom,
+peopled from so many different stocks, babbling so many different
+dialects, and offering in its extent such singular contrasts, from the
+busiest over-population to the unkindliest desert, from the Black Country
+to the Moor of Rannoch. It is not only when we cross the seas that we go
+abroad; there are foreign parts of England; and the race that has
+conquered so wide an empire has not yet managed to assimilate the islands
+whence she sprang. Ireland, Wales, and the Scottish mountains still
+cling, in part, to their old Gaelic speech. It was but the other day
+that English triumphed in Cornwall, and they still show in Mousehole, on
+St. Michael’s Bay, the house of the last Cornish-speaking woman. English
+itself, which will now frank the traveller through the most of North
+America, through the greater South Sea Islands, in India, along much of
+the coast of Africa, and in the ports of China and Japan, is still to be
+heard, in its home country, in half a hundred varying stages of
+transition. You may go all over the States, and—setting aside the actual
+intrusion and influence of foreigners, negro, French, or Chinese—you
+shall scarce meet with so marked a difference of accent as in the forty
+miles between Edinburgh and Glasgow, or of dialect as in the hundred
+miles between Edinburgh and Aberdeen. Book English has gone round the
+world, but at home we still preserve the racy idioms of our fathers, and
+every county, in some parts every dale, has its own quality of speech,
+vocal or verbal. In like manner, local custom and prejudice, even local
+religion and local law, linger on into the latter end of the nineteenth
+century—_imperia in imperio_, foreign things at home.
+
+In spite of these promptings to reflection, ignorance of his neighbours
+is the character of the typical John Bull. His is a domineering nature,
+steady in fight, imperious to command, but neither curious nor quick
+about the life of others. In French colonies, and still more in the
+Dutch, I have read that there is an immediate and lively contact between
+the dominant and the dominated race, that a certain sympathy is begotten,
+or at the least a transfusion of prejudices, making life easier for both.
+But the Englishman sits apart, bursting with pride and ignorance. He
+figures among his vassals in the hour of peace with the same disdainful
+air that led him on to victory. A passing enthusiasm for some foreign
+art or fashion may deceive the world, it cannot impose upon his
+intimates. He may be amused by a foreigner as by a monkey, but he will
+never condescend to study him with any patience. Miss Bird, an authoress
+with whom I profess myself in love, declares all the viands of Japan to
+be uneatable—a staggering pretension. So, when the Prince of Wales’s
+marriage was celebrated at Mentone by a dinner to the Mentonese, it was
+proposed to give them solid English fare—roast beef and plum pudding, and
+no tomfoolery. Here we have either pole of the Britannic folly. We will
+not eat the food of any foreigner; nor, when we have the chance, will we
+suffer him to eat of it himself. The same spirit inspired Miss Bird’s
+American missionaries, who had come thousands of miles to change the
+faith of Japan, and openly professed their ignorance of the religions
+they were trying to supplant.
+
+I quote an American in this connection without scruple. Uncle Sam is
+better than John Bull, but he is tarred with the English stick. For Mr.
+Grant White the States are the New England States and nothing more. He
+wonders at the amount of drinking in London; let him try San Francisco.
+He wittily reproves English ignorance as to the status of women in
+America; but has he not himself forgotten Wyoming? The name Yankee, of
+which he is so tenacious, is used over the most of the great Union as a
+term of reproach. The Yankee States, of which he is so staunch a
+subject, are but a drop in the bucket. And we find in his book a vast
+virgin ignorance of the life and prospects of America; every view
+partial, parochial, not raised to the horizon; the moral feeling proper,
+at the largest, to a clique of states; and the whole scope and atmosphere
+not American, but merely Yankee. I will go far beyond him in reprobating
+the assumption and the incivility of my countryfolk to their cousins from
+beyond the sea; I grill in my blood over the silly rudeness of our
+newspaper articles; and I do not know where to look when I find myself in
+company with an American and see my countrymen unbending to him as to a
+performing dog. But in the case of Mr. Grant White example were better
+than precept. Wyoming is, after all, more readily accessible to Mr.
+White than Boston to the English, and the New England self-sufficiency no
+better justified than the Britannic.
+
+It is so, perhaps, in all countries; perhaps in all, men are most
+ignorant of the foreigners at home. John Bull is ignorant of the States;
+he is probably ignorant of India; but considering his opportunities, he
+is far more ignorant of countries nearer his own door. There is one
+country, for instance—its frontier not so far from London, its people
+closely akin, its language the same in all essentials with the English—of
+which I will go bail he knows nothing. His ignorance of the sister
+kingdom cannot be described; it can only be illustrated by anecdote. I
+once travelled with a man of plausible manners and good intelligence—a
+University man, as the phrase goes—a man, besides, who had taken his
+degree in life and knew a thing or two about the age we live in. We were
+deep in talk, whirling between Peterborough and London; among other
+things, he began to describe some piece of legal injustice he had
+recently encountered, and I observed in my innocence that things were not
+so in Scotland. “I beg your pardon,” said he, “this is a matter of law.”
+He had never heard of the Scots law; nor did he choose to be informed.
+The law was the same for the whole country, he told me roundly; every
+child knew that. At last, to settle matters, I explained to him that I
+was a member of a Scottish legal body, and had stood the brunt of an
+examination in the very law in question. Thereupon he looked me for a
+moment full in the face and dropped the conversation. This is a
+monstrous instance, if you like, but it does not stand alone in the
+experience of Scots.
+
+England and Scotland differ, indeed, in law, in history, in religion, in
+education, and in the very look of nature and men’s faces, not always
+widely, but always trenchantly. Many particulars that struck Mr. Grant
+White, a Yankee, struck me, a Scot, no less forcibly; he and I felt
+ourselves foreigners on many common provocations. A Scotchman may tramp
+the better part of Europe and the United States, and never again receive
+so vivid an impression of foreign travel and strange lands and manners as
+on his first excursion into England. The change from a hilly to a level
+country strikes him with delighted wonder. Along the flat horizon there
+arise the frequent venerable towers of churches. He sees at the end of
+airy vistas the revolution of the windmill sails. He may go where he
+pleases in the future; he may see Alps, and Pyramids, and lions; but it
+will be hard to beat the pleasure of that moment. There are, indeed, few
+merrier spectacles than that of many windmills bickering together in a
+fresh breeze over a woody country; their halting alacrity of movement,
+their pleasant business, making bread all day with uncouth
+gesticulations, their air, gigantically human, as of a creature half
+alive, put a spirit of romance into the tamest landscape. When the
+Scotch child sees them first he falls immediately in love; and from that
+time forward windmills keep turning in his dreams. And so, in their
+degree, with every feature of the life and landscape. The warm,
+habitable age of towns and hamlets, the green, settled, ancient look of
+the country; the lush hedgerows, stiles, and privy path-ways in the
+fields; the sluggish, brimming rivers; chalk and smock-frocks; chimes of
+bells and the rapid, pertly-sounding English speech—they are all new to
+the curiosity; they are all set to English airs in the child’s story that
+he tells himself at night. The sharp edge of novelty wears off; the
+feeling is scotched, but I doubt whether it is ever killed. Rather it
+keeps returning, ever the more rarely and strangely, and even in scenes
+to which you have been long accustomed suddenly awakes and gives a relish
+to enjoyment or heightens the sense of isolation.
+
+One thing especially continues unfamiliar to the Scotchman’s eye—the
+domestic architecture, the look of streets and buildings; the quaint,
+venerable age of many, and the thin walls and warm colouring of all. We
+have, in Scotland, far fewer ancient buildings, above all in country
+places; and those that we have are all of hewn or harled masonry. Wood
+has been sparingly used in their construction; the window-frames are
+sunken in the wall, not flat to the front, as in England; the roofs are
+steeper-pitched; even a hill farm will have a massy, square, cold and
+permanent appearance. English houses, in comparison, have the look of
+cardboard toys, such as a puff might shatter. And to this the Scotchman
+never becomes used. His eye can never rest consciously on one of these
+brick houses—rickles of brick, as he might call them—or on one of these
+flat-chested streets, but he is instantly reminded where he is, and
+instantly travels back in fancy to his home. “This is no my ain house; I
+ken by the biggin’ o’t.” And yet perhaps it is his own, bought with his
+own money, the key of it long polished in his pocket; but it has not yet,
+and never will be, thoroughly adopted by his imagination; nor does he
+cease to remember that, in the whole length and breadth of his native
+country, there was no building even distantly resembling it.
+
+But it is not alone in scenery and architecture that we count England
+foreign. The constitution of society, the very pillars of the empire,
+surprise and even pain us. The dull, neglected peasant, sunk in matter,
+insolent, gross and servile, makes a startling contrast with our own
+long-legged, long-headed, thoughtful, Bible-quoting ploughman. A week or
+two in such a place as Suffolk leaves the Scotchman gasping. It seems
+incredible that within the boundaries of his own island a class should
+have been thus forgotten. Even the educated and intelligent, who hold
+our own opinions and speak in our own words, yet seem to hold them with a
+difference or, from another reason, and to speak on all things with less
+interest and conviction. The first shock of English society is like a
+cold plunge. It is possible that the Scot comes looking for too much,
+and to be sure his first experiment will be in the wrong direction. Yet
+surely his complaint is grounded; surely the speech of Englishmen is too
+often lacking in generous ardour, the better part of the man too often
+withheld from the social commerce, and the contact of mind with mind
+evaded as with terror. A Scotch peasant will talk more liberally out of
+his own experience. He will not put you by with conversational counters
+and small jests; he will give you the best of himself, like one
+interested in life and man’s chief end. A Scotchman is vain, interested
+in himself and others, eager for sympathy, setting forth his thoughts and
+experience in the best light. The egoism of the Englishman is
+self-contained. He does not seek to proselytise. He takes no interest
+in Scotland or the Scotch, and, what is the unkindest cut of all, he does
+not care to justify his indifference. Give him the wages of going on and
+being an Englishman, that is all he asks; and in the meantime, while you
+continue to associate, he would rather not be reminded of your baser
+origin. Compared with the grand, tree-like self-sufficiency of his
+demeanour, the vanity and curiosity of the Scot seem uneasy, vulgar, and
+immodest. That you should continually try to establish human and serious
+relations, that you should actually feel an interest in John Bull, and
+desire and invite a return of interest from him, may argue something more
+awake and lively in your mind, but it still puts you in the attitude of a
+suitor and a poor relation. Thus even the lowest class of the educated
+English towers over a Scotchman by the head and shoulders.
+
+Different indeed is the atmosphere in which Scotch and English youth
+begin to look about them, come to themselves in life, and gather up those
+first apprehensions which are the material of future thought and, to a
+great extent, the rule of future conduct. I have been to school in both
+countries, and I found, in the boys of the North, something at once
+rougher and more tender, at once more reserve and more expansion, a
+greater habitual distance chequered by glimpses of a nearer intimacy, and
+on the whole wider extremes of temperament and sensibility. The boy of
+the South seems more wholesome, but less thoughtful; he gives himself to
+games as to a business, striving to excel, but is not readily transported
+by imagination; the type remains with me as cleaner in mind and body,
+more active, fonder of eating, endowed with a lesser and a less romantic
+sense of life and of the future, and more immersed in present
+circumstances. And certainly, for one thing, English boys are younger
+for their age. Sabbath observance makes a series of grim, and perhaps
+serviceable, pauses in the tenor of Scotch boyhood—days of great
+stillness and solitude for the rebellious mind, when in the dearth of
+books and play, and in the intervals of studying the Shorter Catechism,
+the intellect and senses prey upon and test each other. The typical
+English Sunday, with the huge midday dinner and the plethoric afternoon,
+leads perhaps to different results. About the very cradle of the Scot
+there goes a hum of metaphysical divinity; and the whole of two divergent
+systems is summed up, not merely speciously, in the two first questions
+of the rival catechisms, the English tritely inquiring, “What is your
+name?” the Scottish striking at the very roots of life with, “What is the
+chief end of man?” and answering nobly, if obscurely, “To glorify God and
+to enjoy Him for ever.” I do not wish to make an idol of the Shorter
+Catechism; but the fact of such a question being asked opens to us Scotch
+a great field of speculation; and the fact that it is asked of all of us,
+from the peer to the ploughboy, binds us more nearly together. No
+Englishman of Byron’s age, character, and history would have had patience
+for long theological discussions on the way to fight for Greece; but the
+daft Gordon blood and the Aberdonian school-days kept their influence to
+the end. We have spoken of the material conditions; nor need much more
+be said of these: of the land lying everywhere more exposed, of the wind
+always louder and bleaker, of the black, roaring winters, of the gloom of
+high-lying, old stone cities, imminent on the windy seaboard; compared
+with the level streets, the warm colouring of the brick, the domestic
+quaintness of the architecture, among which English children begin to
+grow up and come to themselves in life. As the stage of the University
+approaches, the contrast becomes more express. The English lad goes to
+Oxford or Cambridge; there, in an ideal world of gardens, to lead a
+semi-scenic life, costumed, disciplined and drilled by proctors. Nor is
+this to be regarded merely as a stage of education; it is a piece of
+privilege besides, and a step that separates him further from the bulk of
+his compatriots. At an earlier age the Scottish lad begins his greatly
+different experience of crowded class-rooms, of a gaunt quadrangle, of a
+bell hourly booming over the traffic of the city to recall him from the
+public-house where he has been lunching, or the streets where he has been
+wandering fancy-free. His college life has little of restraint, and
+nothing of necessary gentility. He will find no quiet clique of the
+exclusive, studious and cultured; no rotten borough of the arts. All
+classes rub shoulders on the greasy benches. The raffish young gentleman
+in gloves must measure his scholarship with the plain, clownish laddie
+from the parish school. They separate, at the session’s end, one to
+smoke cigars about a watering-place, the other to resume the labours of
+the field beside his peasant family. The first muster of a college class
+in Scotland is a scene of curious and painful interest; so many lads,
+fresh from the heather, hang round the stove in cloddish embarrassment,
+ruffled by the presence of their smarter comrades, and afraid of the
+sound of their own rustic voices. It was in these early days, I think,
+that Professor Blackie won the affection of his pupils, putting these
+uncouth, umbrageous students at their ease with ready human geniality.
+Thus, at least, we have a healthy democratic atmosphere to breathe in
+while at work; even when there is no cordiality there is always a
+juxtaposition of the different classes, and in the competition of study
+the intellectual power of each is plainly demonstrated to the other. Our
+tasks ended, we of the North go forth as freemen into the humming,
+lamplit city. At five o’clock you may see the last of us hiving from the
+college gates, in the glare of the shop windows, under the green glimmer
+of the winter sunset. The frost tingles in our blood; no proctor lies in
+wait to intercept us; till the bell sounds again, we are the masters of
+the world; and some portion of our lives is always Saturday, _la trêve de
+Dieu_.
+
+Nor must we omit the sense of the nature of his country and his country’s
+history gradually growing in the child’s mind from story and from
+observation. A Scottish child hears much of shipwreck, outlying iron
+skerries, pitiless breakers, and great sea-lights; much of heathery
+mountains, wild clans, and hunted Covenanters. Breaths come to him in
+song of the distant Cheviots and the ring of foraying hoofs. He glories
+in his hard-fisted forefathers, of the iron girdle and the handful of
+oat-meal, who rode so swiftly and lived so sparely on their raids.
+Poverty, ill-luck, enterprise, and constant resolution are the fibres of
+the legend of his country’s history. The heroes and kings of Scotland
+have been tragically fated; the most marking incidents in Scottish
+history—Flodden, Darien, or the Forty-five—were still either failures or
+defeats; and the fall of Wallace and the repeated reverses of the Bruce
+combine with the very smallness of the country to teach rather a moral
+than a material criterion for life. Britain is altogether small, the
+mere taproot of her extended empire: Scotland, again, which alone the
+Scottish boy adopts in his imagination, is but a little part of that, and
+avowedly cold, sterile and unpopulous. It is not so for nothing. I once
+seemed to have perceived in an American boy a greater readiness of
+sympathy for lands that are great, and rich, and growing, like his own.
+It proved to be quite otherwise: a mere dumb piece of boyish romance,
+that I had lacked penetration to divine. But the error serves the
+purpose of my argument; for I am sure, at least, that the heart of young
+Scotland will be always touched more nearly by paucity of number and
+Spartan poverty of life.
+
+So we may argue, and yet the difference is not explained. That Shorter
+Catechism which I took as being so typical of Scotland, was yet composed
+in the city of Westminster. The division of races is more sharply marked
+within the borders of Scotland itself than between the countries.
+Galloway and Buchan, Lothian and Lochaber, are like foreign parts; yet
+you may choose a man from any of them, and, ten to one, he shall prove to
+have the headmark of a Scot. A century and a half ago the Highlander
+wore a different costume, spoke a different language, worshipped in
+another church, held different morals, and obeyed a different social
+constitution from his fellow-countrymen either of the south or north.
+Even the English, it is recorded, did not loathe the Highlander and the
+Highland costume as they were loathed by the remainder of the Scotch.
+Yet the Highlander felt himself a Scot. He would willingly raid into the
+Scotch lowlands; but his courage failed him at the border, and he
+regarded England as a perilous, unhomely land. When the Black Watch,
+after years of foreign service, returned to Scotland, veterans leaped out
+and kissed the earth at Port Patrick. They had been in Ireland,
+stationed among men of their own race and language, where they were well
+liked and treated with affection; but it was the soil of Galloway that
+they kissed at the extreme end of the hostile lowlands, among a people
+who did not understand their speech, and who had hated, harried, and
+hanged them since the dawn of history. Last, and perhaps most curious,
+the sons of chieftains were often educated on the continent of Europe.
+They went abroad speaking Gaelic; they returned speaking, not English,
+but the broad dialect of Scotland. Now, what idea had they in their
+minds when they thus, in thought, identified themselves with their
+ancestral enemies? What was the sense in which they were Scotch and not
+English, or Scotch and not Irish? Can a bare name be thus influential on
+the minds and affections of men, and a political aggregation blind them
+to the nature of facts? The story of the Austrian Empire would seem to
+answer, NO; the far more galling business of Ireland clenches the
+negative from nearer home. Is it common education, common morals, a
+common language or a common faith, that join men into nations? There
+were practically none of these in the case we are considering.
+
+The fact remains: in spite of the difference of blood and language, the
+Lowlander feels himself the sentimental countryman of the Highlander.
+When they meet abroad, they fall upon each other’s necks in spirit; even
+at home there is a kind of clannish intimacy in their talk. But from his
+compatriot in the south the Lowlander stands consciously apart. He has
+had a different training; he obeys different laws; he makes his will in
+other terms, is otherwise divorced and married; his eyes are not at home
+in an English landscape or with English houses; his ear continues to
+remark the English speech; and even though his tongue acquire the
+Southern knack, he will still have a strong Scotch accent of the mind.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II. SOME COLLEGE MEMORIES {15}
+
+
+I am asked to write something (it is not specifically stated what) to the
+profit and glory of my _Alma Mater_; and the fact is I seem to be in very
+nearly the same case with those who addressed me, for while I am willing
+enough to write something, I know not what to write. Only one point I
+see, that if I am to write at all, it should be of the University itself
+and my own days under its shadow; of the things that are still the same
+and of those that are already changed: such talk, in short, as would pass
+naturally between a student of to-day and one of yesterday, supposing
+them to meet and grow confidential.
+
+The generations pass away swiftly enough on the high seas of life; more
+swiftly still in the little bubbling back-water of the quadrangle; so
+that we see there, on a scale startlingly diminished, the flight of time
+and the succession of men. I looked for my name the other day in last
+year’s case-book of the Speculative. Naturally enough I looked for it
+near the end; it was not there, nor yet in the next column, so that I
+began to think it had been dropped at press; and when at last I found it,
+mounted on the shoulders of so many successors, and looking in that
+posture like the name of a man of ninety, I was conscious of some of the
+dignity of years. This kind of dignity of temporal precession is likely,
+with prolonged life, to become more familiar, possibly less welcome; but
+I felt it strongly then, it is strongly on me now, and I am the more
+emboldened to speak with my successors in the tone of a parent and a
+praiser of things past.
+
+For, indeed, that which they attend is but a fallen University; it has
+doubtless some remains of good, for human institutions decline by gradual
+stages; but decline, in spite of all seeming embellishments, it does; and
+what is perhaps more singular, began to do so when I ceased to be a
+student. Thus, by an odd chance, I had the very last of the very best of
+_Alma Mater_; the same thing, I hear (which makes it the more strange),
+had previously happened to my father; and if they are good and do not
+die, something not at all unsimilar will be found in time to have
+befallen my successors of to-day. Of the specific points of change, of
+advantage in the past, of shortcoming in the present, I must own that, on
+a near examination, they look wondrous cloudy. The chief and far the
+most lamentable change is the absence of a certain lean, ugly, idle,
+unpopular student, whose presence was for me the gist and heart of the
+whole matter; whose changing humours, fine occasional purposes of good,
+flinching acceptance of evil, shiverings on wet, east-windy, morning
+journeys up to class, infinite yawnings during lecture and unquenchable
+gusto in the delights of truantry, made up the sunshine and shadow of my
+college life. You cannot fancy what you missed in missing him; his
+virtues, I make sure, are inconceivable to his successors, just as they
+were apparently concealed from his contemporaries, for I was practically
+alone in the pleasure I had in his society. Poor soul, I remember how
+much he was cast down at times, and how life (which had not yet begun)
+seemed to be already at an end, and hope quite dead, and misfortune and
+dishonour, like physical presences, dogging him as he went. And it may
+be worth while to add that these clouds rolled away in their season, and
+that all clouds roll away at last, and the troubles of youth in
+particular are things but of a moment. So this student, whom I have in
+my eye, took his full share of these concerns, and that very largely by
+his own fault; but he still clung to his fortune, and in the midst of
+much misconduct, kept on in his own way learning how to work; and at
+last, to his wonder, escaped out of the stage of studentship not openly
+shamed; leaving behind him the University of Edinburgh shorn of a good
+deal of its interest for myself.
+
+But while he is (in more senses than one) the first person, he is by no
+means the only one whom I regret, or whom the students of to-day, if they
+knew what they had lost, would regret also. They have still Tait, to be
+sure—long may they have him!—and they have still Tait’s class-room,
+cupola and all; but think of what a different place it was when this
+youth of mine (at least on roll days) would be present on the benches,
+and, at the near end of the platform, Lindsay senior {17} was airing his
+robust old age. It is possible my successors may have never even heard
+of Old Lindsay; but when he went, a link snapped with the last century.
+He had something of a rustic air, sturdy and fresh and plain; he spoke
+with a ripe east-country accent, which I used to admire; his
+reminiscences were all of journeys on foot or highways busy with
+post-chaises—a Scotland before steam; he had seen the coal fire on the
+Isle of May, and he regaled me with tales of my own grandfather. Thus he
+was for me a mirror of things perished; it was only in his memory that I
+could see the huge shock of flames of the May beacon stream to leeward,
+and the watchers, as they fed the fire, lay hold unscorched of the
+windward bars of the furnace; it was only thus that I could see my
+grandfather driving swiftly in a gig along the seaboard road from
+Pittenweem to Crail, and for all his business hurry, drawing up to speak
+good-humouredly with those he met. And now, in his turn, Lindsay is gone
+also; inhabits only the memories of other men, till these shall follow
+him; and figures in my reminiscences as my grandfather figured in his.
+
+To-day, again, they have Professor Butcher, and I hear he has a
+prodigious deal of Greek; and they have Professor Chrystal, who is a man
+filled with the mathematics. And doubtless these are set-offs. But they
+cannot change the fact that Professor Blackie has retired, and that
+Professor Kelland is dead. No man’s education is complete or truly
+liberal who knew not Kelland. There were unutterable lessons in the mere
+sight of that frail old clerical gentleman, lively as a boy, kind like a
+fairy godfather, and keeping perfect order in his class by the spell of
+that very kindness. I have heard him drift into reminiscences in class
+time, though not for long, and give us glimpses of old-world life in
+out-of-the-way English parishes when he was young; thus playing the same
+part as Lindsay—the part of the surviving memory, signalling out of the
+dark backward and abysm of time the images of perished things. But it
+was a part that scarce became him; he somehow lacked the means: for all
+his silver hair and worn face, he was not truly old; and he had too much
+of the unrest and petulant fire of youth, and too much invincible
+innocence of mind, to play the veteran well. The time to measure him
+best, to taste (in the old phrase) his gracious nature, was when he
+received his class at home. What a pretty simplicity would he then show,
+trying to amuse us like children with toys; and what an engaging
+nervousness of manner, as fearing that his efforts might not succeed!
+Truly he made us all feel like children, and like children embarrassed,
+but at the same time filled with sympathy for the conscientious, troubled
+elder-boy who was working so hard to entertain us. A theorist has held
+the view that there is no feature in man so tell-tale as his spectacles;
+that the mouth may be compressed and the brow smoothed artificially, but
+the sheen of the barnacles is diagnostic. And truly it must have been
+thus with Kelland; for as I still fancy I behold him frisking actively
+about the platform, pointer in hand, that which I seem to see most
+clearly is the way his glasses glittered with affection. I never knew
+but one other man who had (if you will permit the phrase) so kind a
+spectacle; and that was Dr. Appleton. But the light in his case was
+tempered and passive; in Kelland’s it danced, and changed, and flashed
+vivaciously among the students, like a perpetual challenge to goodwill.
+
+I cannot say so much about Professor Blackie, for a good reason.
+Kelland’s class I attended, once even gained there a certificate of
+merit, the only distinction of my University career. But although I am
+the holder of a certificate of attendance in the professor’s own hand, I
+cannot remember to have been present in the Greek class above a dozen
+times. Professor Blackie was even kind enough to remark (more than once)
+while in the very act of writing the document above referred to, that he
+did not know my face. Indeed, I denied myself many opportunities; acting
+upon an extensive and highly rational system of truantry, which cost me a
+great deal of trouble to put in exercise—perhaps as much as would have
+taught me Greek—and sent me forth into the world and the profession of
+letters with the merest shadow of an education. But they say it is
+always a good thing to have taken pains, and that success is its own
+reward, whatever be its nature; so that, perhaps, even upon this I should
+plume myself, that no one ever played the truant with more deliberate
+care, and none ever had more certificates for less education. One
+consequence, however, of my system is that I have much less to say of
+Professor Blackie than I had of Professor Kelland; and as he is still
+alive, and will long, I hope, continue to be so, it will not surprise you
+very much that I have no intention of saying it.
+
+Meanwhile, how many others have gone—Jenkin, Hodgson, and I know not who
+besides; and of that tide of students that used to throng the arch and
+blacken the quadrangle, how many are scattered into the remotest parts of
+the earth, and how many more have lain down beside their fathers in their
+“resting-graves”! And again, how many of these last have not found their
+way there, all too early, through the stress of education! That was one
+thing, at least, from which my truantry protected me. I am sorry indeed
+that I have no Greek, but I should be sorrier still if I were dead; nor
+do I know the name of that branch of knowledge which is worth acquiring
+at the price of a brain fever. There are many sordid tragedies in the
+life of the student, above all if he be poor, or drunken, or both; but
+nothing more moves a wise man’s pity than the case of the lad who is in
+too much hurry to be learned. And so, for the sake of a moral at the
+end, I will call up one more figure, and have done. A student, ambitious
+of success by that hot, intemperate manner of study that now grows so
+common, read night and day for an examination. As he went on, the task
+became more easy to him, sleep was more easily banished, his brain grew
+hot and clear and more capacious, the necessary knowledge daily fuller
+and more orderly. It came to the eve of the trial and he watched all
+night in his high chamber, reviewing what he knew, and already secure of
+success. His window looked eastward, and being (as I said) high up, and
+the house itself standing on a hill, commanded a view over dwindling
+suburbs to a country horizon. At last my student drew up his blind, and
+still in quite a jocund humour, looked abroad. Day was breaking, the
+east was tinging with strange fires, the clouds breaking up for the
+coming of the sun; and at the sight, nameless terror seized upon his
+mind. He was sane, his senses were undisturbed; he saw clearly, and knew
+what he was seeing, and knew that it was normal; but he could neither
+bear to see it nor find the strength to look away, and fled in panic from
+his chamber into the enclosure of the street. In the cool air and
+silence, and among the sleeping houses, his strength was renewed.
+Nothing troubled him but the memory of what had passed, and an abject
+fear of its return.
+
+ “Gallo canente, spes redit,
+ Aegris salus refunditur,
+ Lapsis fides revertitur,”
+
+as they sang of old in Portugal in the Morning Office. But to him that
+good hour of cockcrow, and the changes of the dawn, had brought panic,
+and lasting doubt, and such terror as he still shook to think of. He
+dared not return to his lodging; he could not eat; he sat down, he rose
+up, he wandered; the city woke about him with its cheerful bustle, the
+sun climbed overhead; and still he grew but the more absorbed in the
+distress of his recollection and the fear of his past fear. At the
+appointed hour, he came to the door of the place of examination; but when
+he was asked, he had forgotten his name. Seeing him so disordered, they
+had not the heart to send him away, but gave him a paper and admitted
+him, still nameless, to the Hall. Vain kindness, vain efforts. He could
+only sit in a still growing horror, writing nothing, ignorant of all, his
+mind filled with a single memory of the breaking day and his own
+intolerable fear. And that same night he was tossing in a brain fever.
+
+People are afraid of war and wounds and dentists, all with excellent
+reason; but these are not to be compared with such chaotic terrors of the
+mind as fell on this young man, and made him cover his eyes from the
+innocent morning. We all have by our bedsides the box of the Merchant
+Abudah, thank God, securely enough shut; but when a young man sacrifices
+sleep to labour, let him have a care, for he is playing with the lock.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III. OLD MORTALITY
+
+
+I
+
+
+There is a certain graveyard, looked upon on the one side by a prison, on
+the other by the windows of a quiet hotel; below, under a steep cliff, it
+beholds the traffic of many lines of rail, and the scream of the engine
+and the shock of meeting buffers mount to it all day long. The aisles
+are lined with the inclosed sepulchres of families, door beyond door,
+like houses in a street; and in the morning the shadow of the prison
+turrets, and of many tall memorials, fall upon the graves. There, in the
+hot fits of youth, I came to be unhappy. Pleasant incidents are woven
+with my memory of the place. I here made friends with a plain old
+gentleman, a visitor on sunny mornings, gravely cheerful, who, with one
+eye upon the place that awaited him, chirped about his youth like winter
+sparrows; a beautiful housemaid of the hotel once, for some days
+together, dumbly flirted with me from a window and kept my wild heart
+flying; and once—she possibly remembers—the wise Eugenia followed me to
+that austere inclosure. Her hair came down, and in the shelter of the
+tomb my trembling fingers helped her to repair the braid. But for the
+most part I went there solitary and, with irrevocable emotion, pored on
+the names of the forgotten. Name after name, and to each the
+conventional attributions and the idle dates: a regiment of the unknown
+that had been the joy of mothers, and had thrilled with the illusions of
+youth, and at last, in the dim sick-room, wrestled with the pangs of old
+mortality. In that whole crew of the silenced there was but one of whom
+my fancy had received a picture; and he, with his comely, florid
+countenance, bewigged and habited in scarlet, and in his day combining
+fame and popularity, stood forth, like a taunt, among that company of
+phantom appellations. It was then possible to leave behind us something
+more explicit than these severe, monotonous and lying epitaphs; and the
+thing left, the memory of a painted picture and what we call the
+immortality of a name, was hardly more desirable than mere oblivion.
+Even David Hume, as he lay composed beneath that “circular idea,” was
+fainter than a dream; and when the housemaid, broom in hand, smiled and
+beckoned from the open window, the fame of that bewigged philosopher
+melted like a raindrop in the sea.
+
+And yet in soberness I cared as little for the housemaid as for David
+Hume. The interests of youth are rarely frank; his passions, like Noah’s
+dove, come home to roost. The fire, sensibility, and volume of his own
+nature, that is all that he has learned to recognise. The tumultuary and
+gray tide of life, the empire of routine, the unrejoicing faces of his
+elders, fill him with contemptuous surprise; there also he seems to walk
+among the tombs of spirits; and it is only in the course of years, and
+after much rubbing with his fellow-men, that he begins by glimpses to see
+himself from without and his fellows from within: to know his own for one
+among the thousand undenoted countenances of the city street, and to
+divine in others the throb of human agony and hope. In the meantime he
+will avoid the hospital doors, the pale faces, the cripple, the sweet
+whiff of chloroform—for there, on the most thoughtless, the pains of
+others are burned home; but he will continue to walk, in a divine
+self-pity, the aisles of the forgotten graveyard. The length of man’s
+life, which is endless to the brave and busy, is scorned by his ambitious
+thought. He cannot bear to have come for so little, and to go again so
+wholly. He cannot bear, above all, in that brief scene, to be still
+idle, and by way of cure, neglects the little that he has to do. The
+parable of the talent is the brief epitome of youth. To believe in
+immortality is one thing, but it is first needful to believe in life.
+Denunciatory preachers seem not to suspect that they may be taken gravely
+and in evil part; that young men may come to think of time as of a
+moment, and with the pride of Satan wave back the inadequate gift. Yet
+here is a true peril; this it is that sets them to pace the graveyard
+alleys and to read, with strange extremes of pity and derision, the
+memorials of the dead.
+
+Books were the proper remedy: books of vivid human import, forcing upon
+their minds the issues, pleasures, busyness, importance and immediacy of
+that life in which they stand; books of smiling or heroic temper, to
+excite or to console; books of a large design, shadowing the complexity
+of that game of consequences to which we all sit down, the hanger-back
+not least. But the average sermon flees the point, disporting itself in
+that eternity of which we know, and need to know, so little; avoiding the
+bright, crowded, and momentous fields of life where destiny awaits us.
+Upon the average book a writer may be silent; he may set it down to his
+ill-hap that when his own youth was in the acrid fermentation, he should
+have fallen and fed upon the cheerless fields of Obermann. Yet to Mr.
+Arnold, who led him to these pastures, he still bears a grudge. The day
+is perhaps not far off when people will begin to count _Moll Flanders_,
+ay, or _The Country Wife_, more wholesome and more pious diet than these
+guide-books to consistent egoism.
+
+But the most inhuman of boys soon wearies of the inhumanity of Obermann.
+And even while I still continued to be a haunter of the graveyard, I
+began insensibly to turn my attention to the grave-diggers, and was
+weaned out of myself to observe the conduct of visitors. This was
+dayspring, indeed, to a lad in such great darkness. Not that I began to
+see men, or to try to see them, from within, nor to learn charity and
+modesty and justice from the sight; but still stared at them externally
+from the prison windows of my affectation. Once I remember to have
+observed two working-women with a baby halting by a grave; there was
+something monumental in the grouping, one upright carrying the child, the
+other with bowed face crouching by her side. A wreath of immortelles
+under a glass dome had thus attracted them; and, drawing near, I
+overheard their judgment on that wonder. “Eh! what extravagance!” To a
+youth afflicted with the callosity of sentiment, this quaint and pregnant
+saying appeared merely base.
+
+My acquaintance with grave-diggers, considering its length, was
+unremarkable. One, indeed, whom I found plying his spade in the red
+evening, high above Allan Water and in the shadow of Dunblane Cathedral,
+told me of his acquaintance with the birds that still attended on his
+labours; how some would even perch about him, waiting for their prey; and
+in a true Sexton’s Calendar, how the species varied with the season of
+the year. But this was the very poetry of the profession. The others
+whom I knew were somewhat dry. A faint flavour of the gardener hung
+about them, but sophisticated and dis-bloomed. They had engagements to
+keep, not alone with the deliberate series of the seasons, but with
+man-kind’s clocks and hour-long measurement of time. And thus there was
+no leisure for the relishing pinch, or the hour-long gossip, foot on
+spade. They were men wrapped up in their grim business; they liked well
+to open long-closed family vaults, blowing in the key and throwing wide
+the grating; and they carried in their minds a calendar of names and
+dates. It would be “in fifty-twa” that such a tomb was last opened for
+“Miss Jemimy.” It was thus they spoke of their past patients—familiarly
+but not without respect, like old family servants. Here is indeed a
+servant, whom we forget that we possess; who does not wait at the bright
+table, or run at the bell’s summons, but patiently smokes his pipe beside
+the mortuary fire, and in his faithful memory notches the burials of our
+race. To suspect Shakespeare in his maturity of a superficial touch
+savours of paradox; yet he was surely in error when he attributed
+insensibility to the digger of the grave. But perhaps it is on Hamlet
+that the charge should lie; or perhaps the English sexton differs from
+the Scotch. The “goodman delver,” reckoning up his years of office,
+might have at least suggested other thoughts. It is a pride common among
+sextons. A cabinet-maker does not count his cabinets, nor even an author
+his volumes, save when they stare upon him from the shelves; but the
+grave-digger numbers his graves. He would indeed be something different
+from human if his solitary open-air and tragic labours left not a broad
+mark upon his mind. There, in his tranquil aisle, apart from city
+clamour, among the cats and robins and the ancient effigies and legends
+of the tomb, he waits the continual passage of his contemporaries,
+falling like minute drops into eternity. As they fall, he counts them;
+and this enumeration, which was at first perhaps appalling to his soul,
+in the process of years and by the kindly influence of habit grows to be
+his pride and pleasure. There are many common stories telling how he
+piques himself on crowded cemeteries. But I will rather tell of the old
+grave-digger of Monkton, to whose unsuffering bedside the minister was
+summoned. He dwelt in a cottage built into the wall of the church-yard;
+and through a bull’s-eye pane above his bed he could see, as he lay
+dying, the rank grasses and the upright and recumbent stones. Dr. Laurie
+was, I think, a Moderate: ’tis certain, at least, that he took a very
+Roman view of deathbed dispositions; for he told the old man that he had
+lived beyond man’s natural years, that his life had been easy and
+reputable, that his family had all grown up and been a credit to his
+care, and that it now behoved him unregretfully to gird his loins and
+follow the majority. The grave-digger heard him out; then he raised
+himself upon one elbow, and with the other hand pointed through the
+window to the scene of his life-long labours. “Doctor,” he said, “I ha’e
+laid three hunner and fower-score in that kirkyaird; an it had been His
+wull,” indicating Heaven, “I would ha’e likit weel to ha’e made out the
+fower hunner.” But it was not to be; this tragedian of the fifth act had
+now another part to play; and the time had come when others were to gird
+and carry him.
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+I would fain strike a note that should be more heroical; but the ground
+of all youth’s suffering, solitude, hysteria, and haunting of the grave,
+is nothing else than naked, ignorant selfishness. It is himself that he
+sees dead; those are his virtues that are forgotten; his is the vague
+epitaph. Pity him but the more, if pity be your cue; for where a man is
+all pride, vanity, and personal aspiration, he goes through fire
+unshielded. In every part and corner of our life, to lose oneself is to
+be gainer; to forget oneself is to be happy; and this poor, laughable and
+tragic fool has not yet learned the rudiments; himself, giant Prometheus,
+is still ironed on the peaks of Caucasus. But by-and-by his truant
+interests will leave that tortured body, slip abroad and gather flowers.
+Then shall death appear before him in an altered guise; no longer as a
+doom peculiar to himself, whether fate’s crowning injustice or his own
+last vengeance upon those who fail to value him; but now as a power that
+wounds him far more tenderly, not without solemn compensations, taking
+and giving, bereaving and yet storing up.
+
+The first step for all is to learn to the dregs our own ignoble
+fallibility. When we have fallen through storey after storey of our
+vanity and aspiration, and sit rueful among the ruins, then it is that we
+begin to measure the stature of our friends: how they stand between us
+and our own contempt, believing in our best; how, linking us with others,
+and still spreading wide the influential circle, they weave us in and in
+with the fabric of contemporary life; and to what petty size they dwarf
+the virtues and the vices that appeared gigantic in our youth. So that
+at the last, when such a pin falls out—when there vanishes in the least
+breath of time one of those rich magazines of life on which we drew for
+our supply—when he who had first dawned upon us as a face among the faces
+of the city, and, still growing, came to bulk on our regard with those
+clear features of the loved and living man, falls in a breath to memory
+and shadow, there falls along with him a whole wing of the palace of our
+life.
+
+
+
+III
+
+
+One such face I now remember; one such blank some half-a-dozen of us
+labour to dissemble. In his youth he was most beautiful in person, most
+serene and genial by disposition; full of racy words and quaint thoughts.
+Laughter attended on his coming. He had the air of a great gentleman,
+jovial and royal with his equals, and to the poorest student gentle and
+attentive. Power seemed to reside in him exhaustless; we saw him stoop
+to play with us, but held him marked for higher destinies; we loved his
+notice; and I have rarely had my pride more gratified than when he sat at
+my father’s table, my acknowledged friend. So he walked among us, both
+hands full of gifts, carrying with nonchalance the seeds of a most
+influential life.
+
+The powers and the ground of friendship is a mystery; but, looking back,
+I can discern that, in part, we loved the thing he was, for some shadow
+of what he was to be. For with all his beauty, power, breeding, urbanity
+and mirth, there was in those days something soulless in our friend. He
+would astonish us by sallies, witty, innocent and inhumane; and by a
+misapplied Johnsonian pleasantry, demolish honest sentiment. I can still
+see and hear him, as he went his way along the lamplit streets, _Là ci
+darem la mano_ on his lips, a noble figure of a youth, but following
+vanity and incredulous of good; and sure enough, somewhere on the high
+seas of life, with his health, his hopes, his patrimony and his
+self-respect, miserably went down.
+
+From this disaster, like a spent swimmer, he came desperately ashore,
+bankrupt of money and consideration; creeping to the family he had
+deserted; with broken wing, never more to rise. But in his face there
+was a light of knowledge that was new to it. Of the wounds of his body
+he was never healed; died of them gradually, with clear-eyed resignation;
+of his wounded pride, we knew only from his silence. He returned to that
+city where he had lorded it in his ambitious youth; lived there alone,
+seeing few; striving to retrieve the irretrievable; at times still
+grappling with that mortal frailty that had brought him down; still
+joying in his friend’s successes; his laugh still ready but with kindlier
+music; and over all his thoughts the shadow of that unalterable law which
+he had disavowed and which had brought him low. Lastly, when his bodily
+evils had quite disabled him, he lay a great while dying, still without
+complaint, still finding interests; to his last step gentle, urbane and
+with the will to smile.
+
+The tale of this great failure is, to those who remained true to him, the
+tale of a success. In his youth he took thought for no one but himself;
+when he came ashore again, his whole armada lost, he seemed to think of
+none but others. Such was his tenderness for others, such his instinct
+of fine courtesy and pride, that of that impure passion of remorse he
+never breathed a syllable; even regret was rare with him, and pointed
+with a jest. You would not have dreamed, if you had known him then, that
+this was that great failure, that beacon to young men, over whose fall a
+whole society had hissed and pointed fingers. Often have we gone to him,
+red-hot with our own hopeful sorrows, railing on the rose-leaves in our
+princely bed of life, and he would patiently give ear and wisely counsel;
+and it was only upon some return of our own thoughts that we were
+reminded what manner of man this was to whom we disembosomed: a man, by
+his own fault, ruined; shut out of the garden of his gifts; his whole
+city of hope both ploughed and salted; silently awaiting the deliverer.
+Then something took us by the throat; and to see him there, so gentle,
+patient, brave and pious, oppressed but not cast down, sorrow was so
+swallowed up in admiration that we could not dare to pity him. Even if
+the old fault flashed out again, it but awoke our wonder that, in that
+lost battle, he should have still the energy to fight. He had gone to
+ruin with a kind of kingly _abandon_, like one who condescended; but once
+ruined, with the lights all out, he fought as for a kingdom. Most men,
+finding themselves the authors of their own disgrace, rail the louder
+against God or destiny. Most men, when they repent, oblige their friends
+to share the bitterness of that repentance. But he had held an inquest
+and passed sentence: _mene_, _mene_; and condemned himself to smiling
+silence. He had given trouble enough; had earned misfortune amply, and
+foregone the right to murmur.
+
+Thus was our old comrade, like Samson, careless in his days of strength;
+but on the coming of adversity, and when that strength was gone that had
+betrayed him—“for our strength is weakness”—he began to blossom and bring
+forth. Well, now, he is out of the fight: the burden that he bore thrown
+down before the great deliverer. We
+
+ “In the vast cathedral leave him;
+ God accept him,
+ Christ receive him!”
+
+
+
+IV
+
+
+If we go now and look on these innumerable epitaphs, the pathos and the
+irony are strangely fled. They do not stand merely to the dead, these
+foolish monuments; they are pillars and legends set up to glorify the
+difficult but not desperate life of man. This ground is hallowed by the
+heroes of defeat.
+
+I see the indifferent pass before my friend’s last resting-place; pause,
+with a shrug of pity, marvelling that so rich an argosy had sunk. A
+pity, now that he is done with suffering, a pity most uncalled for, and
+an ignorant wonder. Before those who loved him, his memory shines like a
+reproach; they honour him for silent lessons; they cherish his example;
+and in what remains before them of their toil, fear to be unworthy of the
+dead. For this proud man was one of those who prospered in the valley of
+humiliation;—of whom Bunyan wrote that, “Though Christian had the hard
+hap to meet in the valley with Apollyon, yet I must tell you, that in
+former times men have met with angels here; have found pearls here; and
+have in this place found the words of life.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV. A COLLEGE MAGAZINE
+
+
+I
+
+
+All through my boyhood and youth, I was known and pointed out for the
+pattern of an idler; and yet I was always busy on my own private end,
+which was to learn to write. I kept always two books in my pocket, one
+to read, one to write in. As I walked, my mind was busy fitting what I
+saw with appropriate words; when I sat by the roadside, I would either
+read, or a pencil and a penny version-book would be in my hand, to note
+down the features of the scene or commemorate some halting stanzas. Thus
+I lived with words. And what I thus wrote was for no ulterior use, it
+was written consciously for practice. It was not so much that I wished
+to be an author (though I wished that too) as that I had vowed that I
+would learn to write. That was a proficiency that tempted me; and I
+practised to acquire it, as men learn to whittle, in a wager with myself.
+Description was the principal field of my exercise; for to any one with
+senses there is always something worth describing, and town and country
+are but one continuous subject. But I worked in other ways also; often
+accompanied my walks with dramatic dialogues, in which I played many
+parts; and often exercised myself in writing down conversations from
+memory.
+
+This was all excellent, no doubt; so were the diaries I sometimes tried
+to keep, but always and very speedily discarded, finding them a school of
+posturing and melancholy self-deception. And yet this was not the most
+efficient part of my training. Good though it was, it only taught me (so
+far as I have learned them at all) the lower and less intellectual
+elements of the art, the choice of the essential note and the right word:
+things that to a happier constitution had perhaps come by nature. And
+regarded as training, it had one grave defect; for it set me no standard
+of achievement. So that there was perhaps more profit, as there was
+certainly more effort, in my secret labours at home. Whenever I read a
+book or a passage that particularly pleased me, in which a thing was said
+or an effect rendered with propriety, in which there was either some
+conspicuous force or some happy distinction in the style, I must sit down
+at once and set myself to ape that quality. I was unsuccessful, and I
+knew it; and tried again, and was again unsuccessful and always
+unsuccessful; but at least in these vain bouts, I got some practice in
+rhythm, in harmony, in construction and the co-ordination of parts. I
+have thus played the sedulous ape to Hazlitt, to Lamb, to Wordsworth, to
+Sir Thomas Browne, to Defoe, to Hawthorne, to Montaigne, to Baudelaire
+and to Obermann. I remember one of these monkey tricks, which was called
+_The Vanity of Morals_: it was to have had a second part, _The Vanity of
+Knowledge_; and as I had neither morality nor scholarship, the names were
+apt; but the second part was never attempted, and the first part was
+written (which is my reason for recalling it, ghost-like, from its ashes)
+no less than three times: first in the manner of Hazlitt, second in the
+manner of Ruskin, who had cast on me a passing spell, and third, in a
+laborious pasticcio of Sir Thomas Browne. So with my other works:
+_Cain_, an epic, was (save the mark!) an imitation of _Sordello_: _Robin
+Hood_, a tale in verse, took an eclectic middle course among the fields
+of Keats, Chaucer and Morris: in _Monmouth_, a tragedy, I reclined on the
+bosom of Mr. Swinburne; in my innumerable gouty-footed lyrics, I followed
+many masters; in the first draft of _The King’s Pardon_, a tragedy, I was
+on the trail of no lesser man than John Webster; in the second draft of
+the same piece, with staggering versatility, I had shifted my allegiance
+to Congreve, and of course conceived my fable in a less serious vein—for
+it was not Congreve’s verse, it was his exquisite prose, that I admired
+and sought to copy. Even at the age of thirteen I had tried to do
+justice to the inhabitants of the famous city of Peebles in the style of
+the _Book of Snobs_. So I might go on for ever, through all my abortive
+novels, and down to my later plays, of which I think more tenderly, for
+they were not only conceived at first under the bracing influence of old
+Dumas, but have met with resurrection: one, strangely bettered by another
+hand, came on the stage itself and was played by bodily actors; the
+other, originally known as _Semiramis_: _a Tragedy_, I have observed on
+bookstalls under the _alias_ of _Prince Otto_. But enough has been said
+to show by what arts of impersonation, and in what purely ventriloquial
+efforts I first saw my words on paper.
+
+That, like it or not, is the way to learn to write whether I have
+profited or not, that is the way. It was so Keats learned, and there was
+never a finer temperament for literature than Keats’s; it was so, if we
+could trace it out, that all men have learned; and that is why a revival
+of letters is always accompanied or heralded by a cast back to earlier
+and fresher models. Perhaps I hear some one cry out: But this is not the
+way to be original! It is not; nor is there any way but to be born so.
+Nor yet, if you are born original, is there anything in this training
+that shall clip the wings of your originality. There can be none more
+original than Montaigne, neither could any be more unlike Cicero; yet no
+craftsman can fail to see how much the one must have tried in his time to
+imitate the other. Burns is the very type of a prime force in letters:
+he was of all men the most imitative. Shakespeare himself, the imperial,
+proceeds directly from a school. It is only from a school that we can
+expect to have good writers; it is almost invariably from a school that
+great writers, these lawless exceptions, issue. Nor is there anything
+here that should astonish the considerate. Before he can tell what
+cadences he truly prefers, the student should have tried all that are
+possible; before he can choose and preserve a fitting key of words, he
+should long have practised the literary scales; and it is only after
+years of such gymnastic that he can sit down at last, legions of words
+swarming to his call, dozens of turns of phrase simultaneously bidding
+for his choice, and he himself knowing what he wants to do and (within
+the narrow limit of a man’s ability) able to do it.
+
+And it is the great point of these imitations that there still shines
+beyond the student’s reach his inimitable model. Let him try as he
+please, he is still sure of failure; and it is a very old and a very true
+saying that failure is the only highroad to success. I must have had
+some disposition to learn; for I clear-sightedly condemned my own
+performances. I liked doing them indeed; but when they were done, I
+could see they were rubbish. In consequence, I very rarely showed them
+even to my friends; and such friends as I chose to be my confidants I
+must have chosen well, for they had the friendliness to be quite plain
+with me, “Padding,” said one. Another wrote: “I cannot understand why
+you do lyrics so badly.” No more could I! Thrice I put myself in the
+way of a more authoritative rebuff, by sending a paper to a magazine.
+These were returned; and I was not surprised nor even pained. If they
+had not been looked at, as (like all amateurs) I suspected was the case,
+there was no good in repeating the experiment; if they had been looked
+at—well, then I had not yet learned to write, and I must keep on learning
+and living. Lastly, I had a piece of good fortune which is the occasion
+of this paper, and by which I was able to see my literature in print, and
+to measure experimentally how far I stood from the favour of the public.
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+The Speculative Society is a body of some antiquity, and has counted
+among its members Scott, Brougham, Jeffrey, Horner, Benjamin Constant,
+Robert Emmet, and many a legal and local celebrity besides. By an
+accident, variously explained, it has its rooms in the very buildings of
+the University of Edinburgh: a hall, Turkey-carpeted, hung with pictures,
+looking, when lighted up at night with fire and candle, like some goodly
+dining-room; a passage-like library, walled with books in their wire
+cages; and a corridor with a fireplace, benches, a table, many prints of
+famous members, and a mural tablet to the virtues of a former secretary.
+Here a member can warm himself and loaf and read; here, in defiance of
+Senatus-consults, he can smoke. The Senatus looks askance at these
+privileges; looks even with a somewhat vinegar aspect on the whole
+society; which argues a lack of proportion in the learned mind, for the
+world, we may be sure, will prize far higher this haunt of dead lions
+than all the living dogs of the professorate.
+
+I sat one December morning in the library of the Speculative; a very
+humble-minded youth, though it was a virtue I never had much credit for;
+yet proud of my privileges as a member of the Spec.; proud of the pipe I
+was smoking in the teeth of the Senatus; and in particular, proud of
+being in the next room to three very distinguished students, who were
+then conversing beside the corridor fire. One of these has now his name
+on the back of several volumes, and his voice, I learn, is influential in
+the law courts. Of the death of the second, you have just been reading
+what I had to say. And the third also has escaped out of that battle of
+life in which he fought so hard, it may be so unwisely. They were all
+three, as I have said, notable students; but this was the most
+conspicuous. Wealthy, handsome, ambitious, adventurous, diplomatic, a
+reader of Balzac, and of all men that I have known, the most like to one
+of Balzac’s characters, he led a life, and was attended by an ill
+fortune, that could be properly set forth only in the _Comédie Humaine_.
+He had then his eye on Parliament; and soon after the time of which I
+write, he made a showy speech at a political dinner, was cried up to
+heaven next day in the _Courant_, and the day after was dashed lower than
+earth with a charge of plagiarism in the _Scotsman_. Report would have
+it (I daresay, very wrongly) that he was betrayed by one in whom he
+particularly trusted, and that the author of the charge had learned its
+truth from his own lips. Thus, at least, he was up one day on a
+pinnacle, admired and envied by all; and the next, though still but a
+boy, he was publicly disgraced. The blow would have broken a less finely
+tempered spirit; and even him I suppose it rendered reckless; for he took
+flight to London, and there, in a fast club, disposed of the bulk of his
+considerable patrimony in the space of one winter. For years thereafter
+he lived I know not how; always well dressed, always in good hotels and
+good society, always with empty pockets. The charm of his manner may
+have stood him in good stead; but though my own manners are very
+agreeable, I have never found in them a source of livelihood; and to
+explain the miracle of his continued existence, I must fall back upon the
+theory of the philosopher, that in his case, as in all of the same kind,
+“there was a suffering relative in the background.” From this genteel
+eclipse he reappeared upon the scene, and presently sought me out in the
+character of a generous editor. It is in this part that I best remember
+him; tall, slender, with a not ungraceful stoop; looking quite like a
+refined gentleman, and quite like an urbane adventurer; smiling with an
+engaging ambiguity; cocking at you one peaked eyebrow with a great
+appearance of finesse; speaking low and sweet and thick, with a touch of
+burr; telling strange tales with singular deliberation and, to a patient
+listener, excellent effect. After all these ups and downs, he seemed
+still, like the rich student that he was of yore, to breathe of money;
+seemed still perfectly sure of himself and certain of his end. Yet he
+was then upon the brink of his last overthrow. He had set himself to
+found the strangest thing in our society: one of those periodical sheets
+from which men suppose themselves to learn opinions; in which young
+gentlemen from the universities are encouraged, at so much a line, to
+garble facts, insult foreign nations and calumniate private individuals;
+and which are now the source of glory, so that if a man’s name be often
+enough printed there, he becomes a kind of demigod; and people will
+pardon him when he talks back and forth, as they do for Mr. Gladstone;
+and crowd him to suffocation on railway platforms, as they did the other
+day to General Boulanger; and buy his literary works, as I hope you have
+just done for me. Our fathers, when they were upon some great
+enterprise, would sacrifice a life; building, it may be, a favourite
+slave into the foundations of their palace. It was with his own life
+that my companion disarmed the envy of the gods. He fought his paper
+single-handed; trusting no one, for he was something of a cynic; up early
+and down late, for he was nothing of a sluggard; daily ear-wigging
+influential men, for he was a master of ingratiation. In that slender
+and silken fellow there must have been a rare vein of courage, that he
+should thus have died at his employment; and doubtless ambition spoke
+loudly in his ear, and doubtless love also, for it seems there was a
+marriage in his view had he succeeded. But he died, and his paper died
+after him; and of all this grace, and tact, and courage, it must seem to
+our blind eyes as if there had come literally nothing.
+
+These three students sat, as I was saying, in the corridor, under the
+mural tablet that records the virtues of Macbean, the former secretary.
+We would often smile at that ineloquent memorial and thought it a poor
+thing to come into the world at all and have no more behind one than
+Macbean. And yet of these three, two are gone and have left less; and
+this book, perhaps, when it is old and foxy, and some one picks it up in
+a corner of a book-shop, and glances through it, smiling at the old,
+graceless turns of speech, and perhaps for the love of _Alma Mater_
+(which may be still extant and flourishing) buys it, not without
+haggling, for some pence—this book may alone preserve a memory of James
+Walter Ferrier and Robert Glasgow Brown.
+
+Their thoughts ran very differently on that December morning; they were
+all on fire with ambition; and when they had called me in to them, and
+made me a sharer in their design, I too became drunken with pride and
+hope. We were to found a University magazine. A pair of little, active
+brothers—Livingstone by name, great skippers on the foot, great rubbers
+of the hands, who kept a book-shop over against the University
+building—had been debauched to play the part of publishers. We four were
+to be conjunct editors and, what was the main point of the concern, to
+print our own works; while, by every rule of arithmetic—that flatterer of
+credulity—the adventure must succeed and bring great profit. Well, well:
+it was a bright vision. I went home that morning walking upon air. To
+have been chosen by these three distinguished students was to me the most
+unspeakable advance; it was my first draught of consideration; it
+reconciled me to myself and to my fellow-men; and as I steered round the
+railings at the Tron, I could not withhold my lips from smiling publicly.
+Yet, in the bottom of my heart, I knew that magazine would be a grim
+fiasco; I knew it would not be worth reading; I knew, even if it were,
+that nobody would read it; and I kept wondering how I should be able,
+upon my compact income of twelve pounds per annum, payable monthly, to
+meet my share in the expense. It was a comfortable thought to me that I
+had a father.
+
+The magazine appeared, in a yellow cover, which was the best part of it,
+for at least it was unassuming; it ran four months in undisturbed
+obscurity, and died without a gasp. The first number was edited by all
+four of us with prodigious bustle; the second fell principally into the
+hands of Ferrier and me; the third I edited alone; and it has long been a
+solemn question who it was that edited the fourth. It would perhaps be
+still more difficult to say who read it. Poor yellow sheet, that looked
+so hopefully Livingtones’ window! Poor, harmless paper, that might have
+gone to print a _Shakespeare_ on, and was instead so clumsily defaced
+with nonsense; And, shall I say, Poor Editors? I cannot pity myself, to
+whom it was all pure gain. It was no news to me, but only the wholesome
+confirmation of my judgment, when the magazine struggled into half-birth,
+and instantly sickened and subsided into night. I had sent a copy to the
+lady with whom my heart was at that time somewhat engaged, and who did
+all that in her lay to break it; and she, with some tact, passed over the
+gift and my cherished contributions in silence. I will not say that I
+was pleased at this; but I will tell her now, if by any chance she takes
+up the work of her former servant, that I thought the better of her
+taste. I cleared the decks after this lost engagement; had the necessary
+interview with my father, which passed off not amiss; paid over my share
+of the expense to the two little, active brothers, who rubbed their hands
+as much, but methought skipped rather less than formerly, having perhaps,
+these two also, embarked upon the enterprise with some graceful
+illusions; and then, reviewing the whole episode, I told myself that the
+time was not yet ripe, nor the man ready; and to work I went again with
+my penny version-books, having fallen back in one day from the printed
+author to the manuscript student.
+
+
+
+III
+
+
+From this defunct periodical I am going to reprint one of my own papers.
+The poor little piece is all tail-foremost. I have done my best to
+straighten its array, I have pruned it fearlessly, and it remains
+invertebrate and wordy. No self-respecting magazine would print the
+thing; and here you behold it in a bound volume, not for any worth of its
+own, but for the sake of the man whom it purports dimly to represent and
+some of whose sayings it preserves; so that in this volume of Memories
+and Portraits, Robert Young, the Swanston gardener, may stand alongside
+of John Todd, the Swanston shepherd. Not that John and Robert drew very
+close together in their lives; for John was rough, he smelt of the windy
+brae; and Robert was gentle, and smacked of the garden in the hollow.
+Perhaps it is to my shame that I liked John the better of the two; he had
+grit and dash, and that salt of the Old Adam that pleases men with any
+savage inheritance of blood; and he was a way-farer besides, and took my
+gipsy fancy. But however that may be, and however Robert’s profile may
+be blurred in the boyish sketch that follows, he was a man of a most
+quaint and beautiful nature, whom, if it were possible to recast a piece
+of work so old, I should like well to draw again with a maturer touch.
+And as I think of him and of John, I wonder in what other country two
+such men would be found dwelling together, in a hamlet of some twenty
+cottages, in the woody fold of a green hill.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V. AN OLD SCOTCH GARDENER
+
+
+I think I might almost have said the last: somewhere, indeed, in the
+uttermost glens of the Lammermuir or among the southwestern hills there
+may yet linger a decrepid representative of this bygone good fellowship;
+but as far as actual experience goes, I have only met one man in my life
+who might fitly be quoted in the same breath with Andrew
+Fairservice,—though without his vices. He was a man whose very presence
+could impart a savour of quaint antiquity to the baldest and most modern
+flower-plots. There was a dignity about his tall stooping form, and an
+earnestness in his wrinkled face that recalled Don Quixote; but a Don
+Quixote who had come through the training of the Covenant, and been
+nourished in his youth on _Walker’s Lives_ and _The Hind let Loose_.
+
+Now, as I could not bear to let such a man pass away with no sketch
+preserved of his old-fashioned virtues, I hope the reader will take this
+as an excuse for the present paper, and judge as kindly as he can the
+infirmities of my description. To me, who find it so difficult to tell
+the little that I know, he stands essentially as a _genius loci_. It is
+impossible to separate his spare form and old straw hat from the garden
+in the lap of the hill, with its rocks overgrown with clematis, its
+shadowy walks, and the splendid breadth of champaign that one saw from
+the north-west corner. The garden and gardener seem part and parcel of
+each other. When I take him from his right surroundings and try to make
+him appear for me on paper, he looks unreal and phantasmal: the best that
+I can say may convey some notion to those that never saw him, but to me
+it will be ever impotent.
+
+The first time that I saw him, I fancy Robert was pretty old already: he
+had certainly begun to use his years as a stalking horse. Latterly he
+was beyond all the impudencies of logic, considering a reference to the
+parish register worth all the reasons in the world, “_I am old and well
+stricken in years_,” he was wont to say; and I never found any one bold
+enough to answer the argument. Apart from this vantage that he kept over
+all who were not yet octogenarian, he had some other drawbacks as a
+gardener. He shrank the very place he cultivated. The dignity and
+reduced gentility of his appearance made the small garden cut a sorry
+figure. He was full of tales of greater situations in his younger days.
+He spoke of castles and parks with a humbling familiarity. He told of
+places where under-gardeners had trembled at his looks, where there were
+meres and swanneries, labyrinths of walk and wildernesses of sad
+shrubbery in his control, till you could not help feeling that it was
+condescension on his part to dress your humbler garden plots. You were
+thrown at once into an invidious position. You felt that you were
+profiting by the needs of dignity, and that his poverty and not his will
+consented to your vulgar rule. Involuntarily you compared yourself with
+the swineherd that made Alfred watch his cakes, or some bloated citizen
+who may have given his sons and his condescension to the fallen
+Dionysius. Nor were the disagreeables purely fanciful and metaphysical,
+for the sway that he exercised over your feelings he extended to your
+garden, and, through the garden, to your diet. He would trim a hedge,
+throw away a favourite plant, or fill the most favoured and fertile
+section of the garden with a vegetable that none of us could eat, in
+supreme contempt for our opinion. If you asked him to send you in one of
+your own artichokes, “_That I wull_, _mem_,” he would say, “_with
+pleasure_, _for it is mair blessed to give than to receive_.” Ay, and
+even when, by extra twisting of the screw, we prevailed on him to prefer
+our commands to his own inclination, and he went away, stately and sad,
+professing that “_our wull was his pleasure_,” but yet reminding us that
+he would do it “_with feelin’s_,”—even then, I say, the triumphant master
+felt humbled in his triumph, felt that he ruled on sufferance only, that
+he was taking a mean advantage of the other’s low estate, and that the
+whole scene had been one of those “slights that patient merit of the
+unworthy takes.”
+
+In flowers his taste was old-fashioned and catholic; affecting sunflowers
+and dahlias, wallflowers and roses and holding in supreme aversion
+whatsoever was fantastic, new-fashioned or wild. There was one exception
+to this sweeping ban. Foxgloves, though undoubtedly guilty on the last
+count, he not only spared, but loved; and when the shrubbery was being
+thinned, he stayed his hand and dexterously manipulated his bill in order
+to save every stately stem. In boyhood, as he told me once, speaking in
+that tone that only actors and the old-fashioned common folk can use
+nowadays, his heart grew “_proud_” within him when he came on a
+burn-course among the braes of Manor that shone purple with their
+graceful trophies; and not all his apprenticeship and practice for so
+many years of precise gardening had banished these boyish recollections
+from his heart. Indeed, he was a man keenly alive to the beauty of all
+that was bygone. He abounded in old stories of his boyhood, and kept
+pious account of all his former pleasures; and when he went (on a
+holiday) to visit one of the fabled great places of the earth where he
+had served before, he came back full of little pre-Raphaelite
+reminiscences that showed real passion for the past, such as might have
+shaken hands with Hazlitt or Jean-Jacques.
+
+But however his sympathy with his old feelings might affect his liking
+for the foxgloves, the very truth was that he scorned all flowers
+together. They were but garnishings, childish toys, trifling ornaments
+for ladies’ chimney-shelves. It was towards his cauliflowers and peas
+and cabbage that his heart grew warm. His preference for the more useful
+growths was such that cabbages were found invading the flower-pots, and
+an outpost of savoys was once discovered in the centre of the lawn. He
+would prelect over some thriving plant with wonderful enthusiasm, piling
+reminiscence on reminiscence of former and perhaps yet finer specimens.
+Yet even then he did not let the credit leave himself. He had, indeed,
+raised “_finer o’ them_;” but it seemed that no one else had been
+favoured with a like success. All other gardeners, in fact, were mere
+foils to his own superior attainments; and he would recount, with perfect
+soberness of voice and visage, how so and so had wondered, and such
+another could scarcely give credit to his eyes. Nor was it with his
+rivals only that he parted praise and blame. If you remarked how well a
+plant was looking, he would gravely touch his hat and thank you with
+solemn unction; all credit in the matter falling to him. If, on the
+other hand, you called his attention to some back-going vegetable, he
+would quote Scripture: “_Paul may plant and Apollos may water_;” all
+blame being left to Providence, on the score of deficient rain or
+untimely frosts.
+
+There was one thing in the garden that shared his preference with his
+favourite cabbages and rhubarb, and that other was the beehive. Their
+sound, their industry, perhaps their sweet product also, had taken hold
+of his imagination and heart, whether by way of memory or no I cannot
+say, although perhaps the bees too were linked to him by some
+recollection of Manor braes and his country childhood. Nevertheless, he
+was too chary of his personal safety or (let me rather say) his personal
+dignity to mingle in any active office towards them. But he could stand
+by while one of the contemned rivals did the work for him, and protest
+that it was quite safe in spite of his own considerate distance and the
+cries of the distressed assistant. In regard to bees, he was rather a
+man of word than deed, and some of his most striking sentences had the
+bees for text. “_They are indeed wonderfu’ creatures_, _mem_,” he said
+once. “_They just mind me o’ what the Queen of Sheba said to Solomon—and
+I think she said it wi’ a sigh_,—‘_The half of it hath not been told unto
+me_.’”
+
+As far as the Bible goes, he was deeply read. Like the old Covenanters,
+of whom he was the worthy representative, his mouth was full of sacred
+quotations; it was the book that he had studied most and thought upon
+most deeply. To many people in his station the Bible, and perhaps Burns,
+are the only books of any vital literary merit that they read, feeding
+themselves, for the rest, on the draff of country newspapers, and the
+very instructive but not very palatable pabulum of some cheap educational
+series. This was Robert’s position. All day long he had dreamed of the
+Hebrew stories, and his head had been full of Hebrew poetry and Gospel
+ethics; until they had struck deep root into his heart, and the very
+expressions had become a part of him; so that he rarely spoke without
+some antique idiom or Scripture mannerism that gave a raciness to the
+merest trivialities of talk. But the influence of the Bible did not stop
+here. There was more in Robert than quaint phrase and ready store of
+reference. He was imbued with a spirit of peace and love: he interposed
+between man and wife: he threw himself between the angry, touching his
+hat the while with all the ceremony of an usher: he protected the birds
+from everybody but himself, seeing, I suppose, a great difference between
+official execution and wanton sport. His mistress telling him one day to
+put some ferns into his master’s particular corner, and adding, “Though,
+indeed, Robert, he doesn’t deserve them, for he wouldn’t help me to
+gather them,” “_Eh_, _mem_,” replies Robert, “_But I wouldnae say that_,
+_for I think he’s just a most deservin’ gentleman_.” Again, two of our
+friends, who were on intimate terms, and accustomed to use language to
+each other, somewhat without the bounds of the parliamentary, happened to
+differ about the position of a seat in the garden. The discussion, as
+was usual when these two were at it, soon waxed tolerably insulting on
+both sides. Every one accustomed to such controversies several times a
+day was quietly enjoying this prize-fight of somewhat abusive wit—every
+one but Robert, to whom the perfect good faith of the whole quarrel
+seemed unquestionable, and who, after having waited till his conscience
+would suffer him to wait no more, and till he expected every moment that
+the disputants would fall to blows, cut suddenly in with tones of almost
+tearful entreaty: “_Eh_, _but_, _gentlemen_, _I wad hae nae mair words
+about it_!” One thing was noticeable about Robert’s religion: it was
+neither dogmatic nor sectarian. He never expatiated (at least, in my
+hearing) on the doctrines of his creed, and he never condemned anybody
+else. I have no doubt that he held all Roman Catholics, Atheists, and
+Mahometans as considerably out of it; I don’t believe he had any sympathy
+for Prelacy; and the natural feelings of man must have made him a little
+sore about Free-Churchism; but at least, he never talked about these
+views, never grew controversially noisy, and never openly aspersed the
+belief or practice of anybody. Now all this is not generally
+characteristic of Scotch piety; Scotch sects being churches militant with
+a vengeance, and Scotch believers perpetual crusaders the one against the
+other, and missionaries the one to the other. Perhaps Robert’s
+originally tender heart was what made the difference; or, perhaps, his
+solitary and pleasant labour among fruits and flowers had taught him a
+more sunshiny creed than those whose work is among the tares of fallen
+humanity; and the soft influences of the garden had entered deep into his
+spirit,
+
+ “Annihilating all that’s made
+ To a green thought in a green shade.”
+
+But I could go on for ever chronicling his golden sayings or telling of
+his innocent and living piety. I had meant to tell of his cottage, with
+the German pipe hung reverently above the fire, and the shell box that he
+had made for his son, and of which he would say pathetically: “_He was
+real pleased wi’ it at first_, _but I think he’s got a kind o’ tired o’
+it now_”—the son being then a man of about forty. But I will let all
+these pass. “’Tis more significant: he’s dead.” The earth, that he had
+digged so much in his life, was dug out by another for himself; and the
+flowers that he had tended drew their life still from him, but in a new
+and nearer way. A bird flew about the open grave, as if it too wished to
+honour the obsequies of one who had so often quoted Scripture in favour
+of its kind. “Are not two sparrows sold for one farthing, and yet not
+one of them falleth to the ground.”
+
+Yes, he is dead. But the kings did not rise in the place of death to
+greet him “with taunting proverbs” as they rose to greet the haughty
+Babylonian; for in his life he was lowly, and a peacemaker and a servant
+of God.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI. PASTORAL
+
+
+To leave home in early life is to be stunned and quickened with
+novelties; but when years have come, it only casts a more endearing light
+upon the past. As in those composite photographs of Mr. Galton’s, the
+image of each new sitter brings out but the more clearly the central
+features of the race; when once youth has flown, each new impression only
+deepens the sense of nationality and the desire of native places. So may
+some cadet of Royal Écossais or the Albany Regiment, as he mounted guard
+about French citadels, so may some officer marching his company of the
+Scots-Dutch among the polders, have felt the soft rains of the Hebrides
+upon his brow, or started in the ranks at the remembered aroma of
+peat-smoke. And the rivers of home are dear in particular to all men.
+This is as old as Naaman, who was jealous for Abana and Pharpar; it is
+confined to no race nor country, for I know one of Scottish blood but a
+child of Suffolk, whose fancy still lingers about the lilied lowland
+waters of that shire. But the streams of Scotland are incomparable in
+themselves—or I am only the more Scottish to suppose so—and their sound
+and colour dwell for ever in the memory. How often and willingly do I
+not look again in fancy on Tummel, or Manor, or the talking Airdle, or
+Dee swirling in its Lynn; on the bright burn of Kinnaird, or the golden
+burn that pours and sulks in the den behind Kingussie! I think shame to
+leave out one of these enchantresses, but the list would grow too long if
+I remembered all; only I may not forget Allan Water, nor birch-wetting
+Rogie, nor yet Almond; nor, for all its pollutions, that Water of Leith
+of the many and well-named mills—Bell’s Mills, and Canon Mills, and
+Silver Mills; nor Redford Burn of pleasant memories; nor yet, for all its
+smallness, that nameless trickle that springs in the green bosom of
+Allermuir, and is fed from Halkerside with a perennial teacupful, and
+threads the moss under the Shearer’s Knowe, and makes one pool there,
+overhung by a rock, where I loved to sit and make bad verses, and is then
+kidnapped in its infancy by subterranean pipes for the service of the
+sea-beholding city in the plain. From many points in the moss you may
+see at one glance its whole course and that of all its tributaries; the
+geographer of this Lilliput may visit all its corners without sitting
+down, and not yet begin to be breathed; Shearer’s Knowe and Halkerside
+are but names of adjacent cantons on a single shoulder of a hill, as
+names are squandered (it would seem to the in-expert, in superfluity)
+upon these upland sheepwalks; a bucket would receive the whole discharge
+of the toy river; it would take it an appreciable time to fill your
+morning bath; for the most part, besides, it soaks unseen through the
+moss; and yet for the sake of auld lang syne, and the figure of a certain
+_genius loci_, I am condemned to linger awhile in fancy by its shores;
+and if the nymph (who cannot be above a span in stature) will but inspire
+my pen, I would gladly carry the reader along with me.
+
+John Todd, when I knew him, was already “the oldest herd on the
+Pentlands,” and had been all his days faithful to that curlew-scattering,
+sheep-collecting life. He remembered the droving days, when the drove
+roads, that now lie green and solitary through the heather, were thronged
+thoroughfares. He had himself often marched flocks into England,
+sleeping on the hillsides with his caravan; and by his account it was a
+rough business not without danger. The drove roads lay apart from
+habitation; the drovers met in the wilderness, as to-day the deep-sea
+fishers meet off the banks in the solitude of the Atlantic; and in the
+one as in the other case rough habits and fist-law were the rule. Crimes
+were committed, sheep filched, and drovers robbed and beaten; most of
+which offences had a moorland burial and were never heard of in the
+courts of justice. John, in those days, was at least once attacked,—by
+two men after his watch,—and at least once, betrayed by his habitual
+anger, fell under the danger of the law and was clapped into some rustic
+prison-house, the doors of which he burst in the night and was no more
+heard of in that quarter. When I knew him, his life had fallen in
+quieter places, and he had no cares beyond the dulness of his dogs and
+the inroads of pedestrians from town. But for a man of his propensity to
+wrath these were enough; he knew neither rest nor peace, except by
+snatches; in the gray of the summer morning, and already from far up the
+hill, he would wake the “toun” with the sound of his shoutings; and in
+the lambing time, his cries were not yet silenced late at night. This
+wrathful voice of a man unseen might be said to haunt that quarter of the
+Pentlands, an audible bogie; and no doubt it added to the fear in which
+men stood of John a touch of something legendary. For my own part, he
+was at first my enemy, and I, in my character of a rambling boy, his
+natural abhorrence. It was long before I saw him near at hand, knowing
+him only by some sudden blast of bellowing from far above, bidding me
+“c’way oot amang the sheep.” The quietest recesses of the hill harboured
+this ogre; I skulked in my favourite wilderness like a Cameronian of the
+Killing Time, and John Todd was my Claverhouse, and his dogs my questing
+dragoons. Little by little we dropped into civilities; his hail at sight
+of me began to have less of the ring of a war-slogan; soon, we never met
+but he produced his snuff-box, which was with him, like the calumet with
+the Red Indian, a part of the heraldry of peace; and at length, in the
+ripeness of time, we grew to be a pair of friends, and when I lived alone
+in these parts in the winter, it was a settled thing for John to “give me
+a cry” over the garden wall as he set forth upon his evening round, and
+for me to overtake and bear him company.
+
+That dread voice of his that shook the hills when he was angry, fell in
+ordinary talk very pleasantly upon the ear, with a kind of honied,
+friendly whine, not far off singing, that was eminently Scottish. He
+laughed not very often, and when he did, with a sudden, loud haw-haw,
+hearty but somehow joyless, like an echo from a rock. His face was
+permanently set and coloured; ruddy and stiff with weathering; more like
+a picture than a face; yet with a certain strain and a threat of latent
+anger in the expression, like that of a man trained too fine and harassed
+with perpetual vigilance. He spoke in the richest dialect of Scotch I
+ever heard; the words in themselves were a pleasure and often a surprise
+to me, so that I often came back from one of our patrols with new
+acquisitions; and this vocabulary he would handle like a master, stalking
+a little before me, “beard on shoulder,” the plaid hanging loosely about
+him, the yellow staff clapped under his arm, and guiding me uphill by
+that devious, tactical ascent which seems peculiar to men of his trade.
+I might count him with the best talkers; only that talking Scotch and
+talking English seem incomparable acts. He touched on nothing at least,
+but he adorned it; when he narrated, the scene was before you; when he
+spoke (as he did mostly) of his own antique business, the thing took on a
+colour of romance and curiosity that was surprising. The clans of sheep
+with their particular territories on the hill, and how, in the yearly
+killings and purchases, each must be proportionally thinned and
+strengthened; the midnight busyness of animals, the signs of the weather,
+the cares of the snowy season, the exquisite stupidity of sheep, the
+exquisite cunning of dogs: all these he could present so humanly, and
+with so much old experience and living gusto, that weariness was
+excluded. And in the midst he would suddenly straighten his bowed back,
+the stick would fly abroad in demonstration, and the sharp thunder of his
+voice roll out a long itinerary for the dogs, so that you saw at last the
+use of that great wealth of names for every knowe and howe upon the
+hillside; and the dogs, having hearkened with lowered tails and raised
+faces, would run up their flags again to the masthead and spread
+themselves upon the indicated circuit. It used to fill me with wonder
+how they could follow and retain so long a story. But John denied these
+creatures all intelligence; they were the constant butt of his passion
+and contempt; it was just possible to work with the like of them, he
+said,—not more than possible. And then he would expand upon the subject
+of the really good dogs that he had known, and the one really good dog
+that he had himself possessed. He had been offered forty pounds for it;
+but a good collie was worth more than that, more than anything, to a
+“herd;” he did the herd’s work for him. “As for the like of them!” he
+would cry, and scornfully indicate the scouring tails of his assistants.
+
+Once—I translate John’s Lallan, for I cannot do it justice, being born
+_Britannis in montibus_, indeed, but alas! _inerudito sæculo_—once, in
+the days of his good dog, he had bought some sheep in Edinburgh, and on
+the way out, the road being crowded, two were lost. This was a reproach
+to John, and a slur upon the dog; and both were alive to their
+misfortune. Word came, after some days, that a farmer about Braid had
+found a pair of sheep; and thither went John and the dog to ask for
+restitution. But the farmer was a hard man and stood upon his rights.
+“How were they marked?” he asked; and since John had bought right and
+left from many sellers and had no notion of the marks—“Very well,” said
+the farmer, “then it’s only right that I should keep them.”—“Well,” said
+John, “it’s a fact that I cannae tell the sheep; but if my dog can, will
+ye let me have them?” The farmer was honest as well as hard, and besides
+I daresay he had little fear of the ordeal; so he had all the sheep upon
+his farm into one large park, and turned John’s dog into their midst.
+That hairy man of business knew his errand well; he knew that John and he
+had bought two sheep and (to their shame) lost them about
+Boroughmuirhead; he knew besides (the lord knows how, unless by
+listening) that they were come to Braid for their recovery; and without
+pause or blunder singled out, first one and then another, the two waifs.
+It was that afternoon the forty pounds were offered and refused. And the
+shepherd and his dog—what do I say? the true shepherd and his man—set off
+together by Fairmilehead in jocund humour, and “smiled to ither” all the
+way home, with the two recovered ones before them. So far, so good; but
+intelligence may be abused. The dog, as he is by little man’s inferior
+in mind, is only by little his superior in virtue; and John had another
+collie tale of quite a different complexion. At the foot of the moss
+behind Kirk Yetton (Caer Ketton, wise men say) there is a scrog of low
+wood and a pool with a dam for washing sheep. John was one day lying
+under a bush in the scrog, when he was aware of a collie on the far
+hillside skulking down through the deepest of the heather with obtrusive
+stealth. He knew the dog; knew him for a clever, rising practitioner
+from quite a distant farm; one whom perhaps he had coveted as he saw him
+masterfully steering flocks to market. But what did the practitioner so
+far from home? and why this guilty and secret manoeuvring towards the
+pool?—for it was towards the pool that he was heading. John lay the
+closer under his bush, and presently saw the dog come forth upon the
+margin, look all about him to see if he were anywhere observed, plunge in
+and repeatedly wash himself over head and ears, and then (but now openly
+and with tail in air) strike homeward over the hills. That same night
+word was sent his master, and the rising practitioner, shaken up from
+where he lay, all innocence, before the fire, was had out to a dykeside
+and promptly shot; for alas! he was that foulest of criminals under
+trust, a sheep-eater; and it was from the maculation of sheep’s blood
+that he had come so far to cleanse himself in the pool behind Kirk
+Yetton.
+
+A trade that touches nature, one that lies at the foundations of life, in
+which we have all had ancestors employed, so that on a hint of it
+ancestral memories revive, lends itself to literary use, vocal or
+written. The fortune of a tale lies not alone in the skill of him that
+writes, but as much, perhaps, in the inherited experience of him who
+reads; and when I hear with a particular thrill of things that I have
+never done or seen, it is one of that innumerable army of my ancestors
+rejoicing in past deeds. Thus novels begin to touch not the fine
+_dilettanti_ but the gross mass of mankind, when they leave off to speak
+of parlours and shades of manner and still-born niceties of motive, and
+begin to deal with fighting, sailoring, adventure, death or childbirth;
+and thus ancient outdoor crafts and occupations, whether Mr. Hardy wields
+the shepherd’s crook or Count Tolstoi swings the scythe, lift romance
+into a near neighbourhood with epic. These aged things have on them the
+dew of man’s morning; they lie near, not so much to us, the
+semi-artificial flowerets, as to the trunk and aboriginal taproot of the
+race. A thousand interests spring up in the process of the ages, and a
+thousand perish; that is now an eccentricity or a lost art which was once
+the fashion of an empire; and those only are perennial matters that rouse
+us to-day, and that roused men in all epochs of the past. There is a
+certain critic, not indeed of execution but of matter, whom I dare be
+known to set before the best: a certain low-browed, hairy gentleman, at
+first a percher in the fork of trees, next (as they relate) a dweller in
+caves, and whom I think I see squatting in cave-mouths, of a pleasant
+afternoon, to munch his berries—his wife, that accomplished lady,
+squatting by his side: his name I never heard, but he is often described
+as Probably Arboreal, which may serve for recognition. Each has his own
+tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal; in all
+our veins there run some minims of his old, wild, tree-top blood; our
+civilised nerves still tingle with his rude terrors and pleasures; and to
+that which would have moved our common ancestor, all must obediently
+thrill.
+
+We have not so far to climb to come to shepherds; and it may be I had one
+for an ascendant who has largely moulded me. But yet I think I owe my
+taste for that hillside business rather to the art and interest of John
+Todd. He it was that made it live for me, as the artist can make all
+things live. It was through him the simple strategy of massing sheep
+upon a snowy evening, with its attendant scampering of earnest, shaggy
+aides-de-camp, was an affair that I never wearied of seeing, and that I
+never weary of recalling to mind: the shadow of the night darkening on
+the hills, inscrutable black blots of snow shower moving here and there
+like night already come, huddles of yellow sheep and dartings of black
+dogs upon the snow, a bitter air that took you by the throat, unearthly
+harpings of the wind along the moors; and for centre piece to all these
+features and influences, John winding up the brae, keeping his captain’s
+eye upon all sides, and breaking, ever and again, into a spasm of
+bellowing that seemed to make the evening bleaker. It is thus that I
+still see him in my mind’s eye, perched on a hump of the declivity not
+far from Halkerside, his staff in airy flourish, his great voice taking
+hold upon the hills and echoing terror to the lowlands; I, meanwhile,
+standing somewhat back, until the fit should be over, and, with a pinch
+of snuff, my friend relapse into his easy, even conversation.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII. THE MANSE
+
+
+I have named, among many rivers that make music in my memory, that dirty
+Water of Leith. Often and often I desire to look upon it again; and the
+choice of a point of view is easy to me. It should be at a certain
+water-door, embowered in shrubbery. The river is there dammed back for
+the service of the flour-mill just below, so that it lies deep and
+darkling, and the sand slopes into brown obscurity with a glint of gold;
+and it has but newly been recruited by the borrowings of the snuff-mill
+just above, and these, tumbling merrily in, shake the pool to its black
+heart, fill it with drowsy eddies, and set the curded froth of many other
+mills solemnly steering to and fro upon the surface. Or so it was when I
+was young; for change, and the masons, and the pruning-knife, have been
+busy; and if I could hope to repeat a cherished experience, it must be on
+many and impossible conditions. I must choose, as well as the point of
+view, a certain moment in my growth, so that the scale may be
+exaggerated, and the trees on the steep opposite side may seem to climb
+to heaven, and the sand by the water-door, where I am standing, seem as
+low as Styx. And I must choose the season also, so that the valley may
+be brimmed like a cup with sunshine and the songs of birds;—and the year
+of grace, so that when I turn to leave the riverside I may find the old
+manse and its inhabitants unchanged.
+
+It was a place in that time like no other: the garden cut into provinces
+by a great hedge of beech, and over-looked by the church and the terrace
+of the churchyard, where the tombstones were thick, and after nightfall
+“spunkies” might be seen to dance at least by children; flower-plots
+lying warm in sunshine; laurels and the great yew making elsewhere a
+pleasing horror of shade; the smell of water rising from all round, with
+an added tang of paper-mills; the sound of water everywhere, and the
+sound of mills—the wheel and the dam singing their alternate strain; the
+birds on every bush and from every corner of the overhanging woods
+pealing out their notes until the air throbbed with them; and in the
+midst of this, the manse. I see it, by the standard of my childish
+stature, as a great and roomy house. In truth, it was not so large as I
+supposed, nor yet so convenient, and, standing where it did, it is
+difficult to suppose that it was healthful. Yet a large family of
+stalwart sons and tall daughters were housed and reared, and came to man
+and womanhood in that nest of little chambers; so that the face of the
+earth was peppered with the children of the manse, and letters with
+outlandish stamps became familiar to the local postman, and the walls of
+the little chambers brightened with the wonders of the East. The dullest
+could see this was a house that had a pair of hands in divers foreign
+places: a well-beloved house—its image fondly dwelt on by many
+travellers.
+
+Here lived an ancestor of mine, who was a herd of men. I read him,
+judging with older criticism the report of childish observation, as a man
+of singular simplicity of nature; unemotional, and hating the display of
+what he felt; standing contented on the old ways; a lover of his life and
+innocent habits to the end. We children admired him: partly for his
+beautiful face and silver hair, for none more than children are concerned
+for beauty and, above all, for beauty in the old; partly for the solemn
+light in which we beheld him once a week, the observed of all observers,
+in the pulpit. But his strictness and distance, the effect, I now fancy,
+of old age, slow blood, and settled habit, oppressed us with a kind of
+terror. When not abroad, he sat much alone, writing sermons or letters
+to his scattered family in a dark and cold room with a library of
+bloodless books—or so they seemed in those days, although I have some of
+them now on my own shelves and like well enough to read them; and these
+lonely hours wrapped him in the greater gloom for our imaginations. But
+the study had a redeeming grace in many Indian pictures, gaudily coloured
+and dear to young eyes. I cannot depict (for I have no such passions
+now) the greed with which I beheld them; and when I was once sent in to
+say a psalm to my grandfather, I went, quaking indeed with fear, but at
+the same time glowing with hope that, if I said it well, he might reward
+me with an Indian picture.
+
+ “Thy foot He’ll not let slide, nor will
+ He slumber that thee keeps,”
+
+it ran: a strange conglomerate of the unpronounceable, a sad model to set
+in childhood before one who was himself to be a versifier, and a task in
+recitation that really merited reward. And I must suppose the old man
+thought so too, and was either touched or amused by the performance; for
+he took me in his arms with most unwonted tenderness, and kissed me, and
+gave me a little kindly sermon for my psalm; so that, for that day, we
+were clerk and parson. I was struck by this reception into so tender a
+surprise that I forgot my disappointment. And indeed the hope was one of
+those that childhood forges for a pastime, and with no design upon
+reality. Nothing was more unlikely than that my grandfather should strip
+himself of one of those pictures, love-gifts and reminders of his absent
+sons; nothing more unlikely than that he should bestow it upon me. He
+had no idea of spoiling children, leaving all that to my aunt; he had
+fared hard himself, and blubbered under the rod in the last century; and
+his ways were still Spartan for the young. The last word I heard upon
+his lips was in this Spartan key. He had over-walked in the teeth of an
+east wind, and was now near the end of his many days. He sat by the
+dining-room fire, with his white hair, pale face and bloodshot eyes, a
+somewhat awful figure; and my aunt had given him a dose of our good old
+Scotch medicine, Dr. Gregory’s powder. Now that remedy, as the work of a
+near kinsman of Rob Roy himself, may have a savour of romance for the
+imagination; but it comes uncouthly to the palate. The old gentleman had
+taken it with a wry face; and that being accomplished, sat with perfect
+simplicity, like a child’s, munching a “barley-sugar kiss.” But when my
+aunt, having the canister open in her hands, proposed to let me share in
+the sweets, he interfered at once. I had had no Gregory; then I should
+have no barley-sugar kiss: so he decided with a touch of irritation. And
+just then the phaeton coming opportunely to the kitchen door—for such was
+our unlordly fashion—I was taken for the last time from the presence of
+my grandfather.
+
+Now I often wonder what I have inherited from this old minister. I must
+suppose, indeed, that he was fond of preaching sermons, and so am I,
+though I never heard it maintained that either of us loved to hear them.
+He sought health in his youth in the Isle of Wight, and I have sought it
+in both hemispheres; but whereas he found and kept it, I am still on the
+quest. He was a great lover of Shakespeare, whom he read aloud, I have
+been told, with taste; well, I love my Shakespeare also, and am persuaded
+I can read him well, though I own I never have been told so. He made
+embroidery, designing his own patterns; and in that kind of work I never
+made anything but a kettle-holder in Berlin wool, and an odd garter of
+knitting, which was as black as the chimney before I had done with it.
+He loved port, and nuts, and porter; and so do I, but they agreed better
+with my grandfather, which seems to me a breach of contract. He had
+chalk-stones in his fingers; and these, in good time, I may possibly
+inherit, but I would much rather have inherited his noble presence. Try
+as I please, I cannot join myself on with the reverend doctor; and all
+the while, no doubt, and even as I write the phrase, he moves in my
+blood, and whispers words to me, and sits efficient in the very knot and
+centre of my being. In his garden, as I played there, I learned the love
+of mills—or had I an ancestor a miller?—and a kindness for the
+neighbourhood of graves, as homely things not without their poetry—or had
+I an ancestor a sexton? But what of the garden where he played
+himself?—for that, too, was a scene of my education. Some part of me
+played there in the eighteenth century, and ran races under the green
+avenue at Pilrig; some part of me trudged up Leith Walk, which was still
+a country place, and sat on the High School benches, and was thrashed,
+perhaps, by Dr. Adam. The house where I spent my youth was not yet
+thought upon; but we made holiday parties among the cornfields on its
+site, and ate strawberries and cream near by at a gardener’s. All this I
+had forgotten; only my grandfather remembered and once reminded me. I
+have forgotten, too, how we grew up, and took orders, and went to our
+first Ayrshire parish, and fell in love with and married a daughter of
+Burns’s Dr. Smith—“Smith opens out his cauld harangues.” I have
+forgotten, but I was there all the same, and heard stories of Burns at
+first hand.
+
+And there is a thing stranger than all that; for this _homunculus_ or
+part-man of mine that walked about the eighteenth century with Dr.
+Balfour in his youth, was in the way of meeting other _homunculos_ or
+part-men, in the persons of my other ancestors. These were of a lower
+order, and doubtless we looked down upon them duly. But as I went to
+college with Dr. Balfour, I may have seen the lamp and oil man taking
+down the shutters from his shop beside the Tron;—we may have had a
+rabbit-hutch or a bookshelf made for us by a certain carpenter in I know
+not what wynd of the old, smoky city; or, upon some holiday excursion, we
+may have looked into the windows of a cottage in a flower-garden and seen
+a certain weaver plying his shuttle. And these were all kinsmen of mine
+upon the other side; and from the eyes of the lamp and oil man one-half
+of my unborn father, and one-quarter of myself, looked out upon us as we
+went by to college. Nothing of all this would cross the mind of the
+young student, as he posted up the Bridges with trim, stockinged legs, in
+that city of cocked hats and good Scotch still unadulterated. It would
+not cross his mind that he should have a daughter; and the lamp and oil
+man, just then beginning, by a not unnatural metastasis, to bloom into a
+lighthouse-engineer, should have a grandson; and that these two, in the
+fulness of time, should wed; and some portion of that student himself
+should survive yet a year or two longer in the person of their child.
+
+But our ancestral adventures are beyond even the arithmetic of fancy; and
+it is the chief recommendation of long pedigrees, that we can follow
+backward the careers of our _homunculos_ and be reminded of our antenatal
+lives. Our conscious years are but a moment in the history of the
+elements that build us. Are you a bank-clerk, and do you live at
+Peckham? It was not always so. And though to-day I am only a man of
+letters, either tradition errs or I was present when there landed at St.
+Andrews a French barber-surgeon, to tend the health and the beard of the
+great Cardinal Beaton; I have shaken a spear in the Debateable Land and
+shouted the slogan of the Elliots; I was present when a skipper, plying
+from Dundee, smuggled Jacobites to France after the ’15; I was in a West
+India merchant’s office, perhaps next door to Bailie Nicol Jarvie’s, and
+managed the business of a plantation in St. Kitt’s; I was with my
+engineer-grandfather (the son-in-law of the lamp and oil man) when he
+sailed north about Scotland on the famous cruise that gave us the
+_Pirate_ and the _Lord of the Isles_; I was with him, too, on the Bell
+Rock, in the fog, when the _Smeaton_ had drifted from her moorings, and
+the Aberdeen men, pick in hand, had seized upon the only boats, and he
+must stoop and lap sea-water before his tongue could utter audible words;
+and once more with him when the Bell Rock beacon took a “thrawe,” and his
+workmen fled into the tower, then nearly finished, and he sat unmoved
+reading in his Bible—or affecting to read—till one after another slunk
+back with confusion of countenance to their engineer. Yes, parts of me
+have seen life, and met adventures, and sometimes met them well. And
+away in the still cloudier past, the threads that make me up can be
+traced by fancy into the bosoms of thousands and millions of ascendants:
+Picts who rallied round Macbeth and the old (and highly preferable)
+system of descent by females, fleërs from before the legions of Agricola,
+marchers in Pannonian morasses, star-gazers on Chaldæan plateaus; and,
+furthest of all, what face is this that fancy can see peering through the
+disparted branches? What sleeper in green tree-tops, what muncher of
+nuts, concludes my pedigree? Probably arboreal in his habits. . . .
+
+And I know not which is the more strange, that I should carry about with
+me some fibres of my minister-grandfather; or that in him, as he sat in
+his cool study, grave, reverend, contented gentleman, there was an
+aboriginal frisking of the blood that was not his; tree-top memories,
+like undeveloped negatives, lay dormant in his mind; tree-top instincts
+awoke and were trod down; and Probably Arboreal (scarce to be
+distinguished from a monkey) gambolled and chattered in the brain of the
+old divine.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII. MEMOIRS OF AN ISLET
+
+
+Those who try to be artists use, time after time, the matter of their
+recollections, setting and resetting little coloured memories of men and
+scenes, rigging up (it may be) some especial friend in the attire of a
+buccaneer, and decreeing armies to manœuvre, or murder to be done, on the
+playground of their youth. But the memories are a fairy gift which
+cannot be worn out in using. After a dozen services in various tales,
+the little sunbright pictures of the past still shine in the mind’s eye
+with not a lineament defaced, not a tint impaired. _Glück und Unglück
+wird Gesang_, if Goethe pleases; yet only by endless avatars, the
+original re-embodying after each. So that a writer, in time, begins to
+wonder at the perdurable life of these impressions; begins, perhaps, to
+fancy that he wrongs them when he weaves them in with fiction; and
+looking back on them with ever-growing kindness, puts them at last,
+substantive jewels, in a setting of their own.
+
+One or two of these pleasant spectres I think I have laid. I used one
+but the other day: a little eyot of dense, freshwater sand, where I once
+waded deep in butterburrs, delighting to hear the song of the river on
+both sides, and to tell myself that I was indeed and at last upon an
+island. Two of my puppets lay there a summer’s day, hearkening to the
+shearers at work in riverside fields and to the drums of the gray old
+garrison upon the neighbouring hill. And this was, I think, done
+rightly: the place was rightly peopled—and now belongs not to me but to
+my puppets—for a time at least. In time, perhaps, the puppets will grow
+faint; the original memory swim up instant as ever; and I shall once more
+lie in bed, and see the little sandy isle in Allan Water as it is in
+nature, and the child (that once was me) wading there in butterburrs; and
+wonder at the instancy and virgin freshness of that memory; and be
+pricked again, in season and out of season, by the desire to weave it
+into art.
+
+There is another isle in my collection, the memory of which besieges me.
+I put a whole family there, in one of my tales; and later on, threw upon
+its shores, and condemned to several days of rain and shellfish on its
+tumbled boulders, the hero of another. The ink is not yet faded; the
+sound of the sentences is still in my mind’s ear; and I am under a spell
+to write of that island again.
+
+
+
+I
+
+
+The little isle of Earraid lies close in to the south-west corner of the
+Ross of Mull: the sound of Iona on one side, across which you may see the
+isle and church of Columba; the open sea to the other, where you shall be
+able to mark, on a clear, surfy day, the breakers running white on many
+sunken rocks. I first saw it, or first remembered seeing it, framed in
+the round bull’s-eye of a cabin port, the sea lying smooth along its
+shores like the waters of a lake, the colourless clear light of the early
+morning making plain its heathery and rocky hummocks. There stood upon
+it, in these days, a single rude house of uncemented stones, approached
+by a pier of wreckwood. It must have been very early, for it was then
+summer, and in summer, in that latitude, day scarcely withdraws; but even
+at that hour the house was making a sweet smoke of peats which came to me
+over the bay, and the bare-legged daughters of the cotter were wading by
+the pier. The same day we visited the shores of the isle in the ship’s
+boats; rowed deep into Fiddler’s Hole, sounding as we went; and having
+taken stock of all possible accommodation, pitched on the northern inlet
+as the scene of operations. For it was no accident that had brought the
+lighthouse steamer to anchor in the Bay of Earraid. Fifteen miles away
+to seaward, a certain black rock stood environed by the Atlantic rollers,
+the outpost of the Torran reefs. Here was a tower to be built, and a
+star lighted, for the conduct of seamen. But as the rock was small, and
+hard of access, and far from land, the work would be one of years; and my
+father was now looking for a shore station, where the stones might be
+quarried and dressed, the men live, and the tender, with some degree of
+safety, lie at anchor.
+
+I saw Earraid next from the stern thwart of an Iona lugger, Sam Bough and
+I sitting there cheek by jowl, with our feet upon our baggage, in a
+beautiful, clear, northern summer eve. And behold! there was now a pier
+of stone, there were rows of sheds, railways, travelling-cranes, a street
+of cottages, an iron house for the resident engineer, wooden bothies for
+the men, a stage where the courses of the tower were put together
+experimentally, and behind the settlement a great gash in the hillside
+where granite was quarried. In the bay, the steamer lay at her moorings.
+All day long there hung about the place the music of chinking tools; and
+even in the dead of night, the watchman carried his lantern to and fro in
+the dark settlement and could light the pipe of any midnight muser. It
+was, above all, strange to see Earraid on the Sunday, when the sound of
+the tools ceased and there fell a crystal quiet. All about the green
+compound men would be sauntering in their Sunday’s best, walking with
+those lax joints of the reposing toiler, thoughtfully smoking, talking
+small, as if in honour of the stillness, or hearkening to the wailing of
+the gulls. And it was strange to see our Sabbath services, held, as they
+were, in one of the bothies, with Mr. Brebner reading at a table, and the
+congregation perched about in the double tier of sleeping bunks; and to
+hear the singing of the psalms, “the chapters,” the inevitable Spurgeon’s
+sermon, and the old, eloquent lighthouse prayer.
+
+In fine weather, when by the spy-glass on the hill the sea was observed
+to run low upon the reef, there would be a sound of preparation in the
+very early morning; and before the sun had risen from behind Ben More,
+the tender would steam out of the bay. Over fifteen sea-miles of the
+great blue Atlantic rollers she ploughed her way, trailing at her tail a
+brace of wallowing stone-lighters. The open ocean widened upon either
+board, and the hills of the mainland began to go down on the horizon,
+before she came to her unhomely destination, and lay-to at last where the
+rock clapped its black head above the swell, with the tall iron barrack
+on its spider legs, and the truncated tower, and the cranes waving their
+arms, and the smoke of the engine-fire rising in the mid-sea. An ugly
+reef is this of the Dhu Heartach; no pleasant assemblage of shelves, and
+pools, and creeks, about which a child might play for a whole summer
+without weariness, like the Bell Rock or the Skerryvore, but one oval
+nodule of black-trap, sparsely bedabbled with an inconspicuous fucus, and
+alive in every crevice with a dingy insect between a slater and a bug.
+No other life was there but that of sea-birds, and of the sea itself,
+that here ran like a mill-race, and growled about the outer reef for
+ever, and ever and again, in the calmest weather, roared and spouted on
+the rock itself. Times were different upon Dhu-Heartach when it blew,
+and the night fell dark, and the neighbour lights of Skerryvore and
+Rhu-val were quenched in fog, and the men sat prisoned high up in their
+iron drum, that then resounded with the lashing of the sprays. Fear sat
+with them in their sea-beleaguered dwelling; and the colour changed in
+anxious faces when some greater billow struck the barrack, and its
+pillars quivered and sprang under the blow. It was then that the foreman
+builder, Mr. Goodwillie, whom I see before me still in his rock-habit of
+undecipherable rags, would get his fiddle down and strike up human
+minstrelsy amid the music of the storm. But it was in sunshine only that
+I saw Dhu-Heartach; and it was in sunshine, or the yet lovelier summer
+afterglow, that the steamer would return to Earraid, ploughing an
+enchanted sea; the obedient lighters, relieved of their deck cargo,
+riding in her wake more quietly; and the steersman upon each, as she rose
+on the long swell, standing tall and dark against the shining west.
+
+But it was in Earraid itself that I delighted chiefly. The lighthouse
+settlement scarce encroached beyond its fences; over the top of the first
+brae the ground was all virgin, the world all shut out, the face of
+things unchanged by any of man’s doings. Here was no living presence,
+save for the limpets on the rocks, for some old, gray, rain-beaten ram
+that I might rouse out of a ferny den betwixt two boulders, or for the
+haunting and the piping of the gulls. It was older than man; it was
+found so by incoming Celts, and seafaring Norsemen, and Columba’s
+priests. The earthy savour of the bog-plants, the rude disorder of the
+boulders, the inimitable seaside brightness of the air, the brine and the
+iodine, the lap of the billows among the weedy reefs, the sudden
+springing up of a great run of dashing surf along the sea-front of the
+isle, all that I saw and felt my predecessors must have seen and felt
+with scarce a difference. I steeped myself in open air and in past ages.
+
+ “Delightful would it be to me to be in _Uchd Ailiun_
+ On the pinnacle of a rock,
+ That I might often see
+ The face of the ocean;
+ That I might hear the song of the wonderful birds,
+ Source of happiness;
+ That I might hear the thunder of the crowding waves
+ Upon the rocks:
+ At times at work without compulsion—
+ This would be delightful;
+ At times plucking dulse from the rocks
+ At times at fishing.”
+
+So, about the next island of Iona, sang Columba himself twelve hundred
+years before. And so might I have sung of Earraid.
+
+And all the while I was aware that this life of sea-bathing and
+sun-burning was for me but a holiday. In that year cannon were roaring
+for days together on French battlefields; and I would sit in my isle (I
+call it mine, after the use of lovers) and think upon the war, and the
+loudness of these far-away battles, and the pain of the men’s wounds, and
+the weariness of their marching. And I would think too of that other war
+which is as old as mankind, and is indeed the life of man: the unsparing
+war, the grinding slavery of competition; the toil of seventy years,
+dear-bought bread, precarious honour, the perils and pitfalls, and the
+poor rewards. It was a long look forward; the future summoned me as with
+trumpet calls, it warned me back as with a voice of weeping and
+beseeching; and I thrilled and trembled on the brink of life, like a
+childish bather on the beach.
+
+There was another young man on Earraid in these days, and we were much
+together, bathing, clambering on the boulders, trying to sail a boat and
+spinning round instead in the oily whirlpools of the roost. But the most
+part of the time we spoke of the great uncharted desert of our futures;
+wondering together what should there befall us; hearing with surprise the
+sound of our own voices in the empty vestibule of youth. As far, and as
+hard, as it seemed then to look forward to the grave, so far it seems now
+to look backward upon these emotions; so hard to recall justly that loath
+submission, as of the sacrificial bull, with which we stooped our necks
+under the yoke of destiny. I met my old companion but the other day; I
+cannot tell of course what he was thinking; but, upon my part, I was
+wondering to see us both so much at home, and so composed and sedentary
+in the world; and how much we had gained, and how much we had lost, to
+attain to that composure; and which had been upon the whole our best
+estate: when we sat there prating sensibly like men of some experience,
+or when we shared our timorous and hopeful counsels in a western islet.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX. THOMAS STEVENSON—CIVIL ENGINEER
+
+
+The death of Thomas Stevenson will mean not very much to the general
+reader. His service to mankind took on forms of which the public knows
+little and understands less. He came seldom to London, and then only as
+a task, remaining always a stranger and a convinced provincial; putting
+up for years at the same hotel where his father had gone before him;
+faithful for long to the same restaurant, the same church, and the same
+theatre, chosen simply for propinquity; steadfastly refusing to dine out.
+He had a circle of his own, indeed, at home; few men were more beloved in
+Edinburgh, where he breathed an air that pleased him; and wherever he
+went, in railway carriages or hotel smoking-rooms, his strange, humorous
+vein of talk, and his transparent honesty, raised him up friends and
+admirers. But to the general public and the world of London, except
+about the parliamentary committee-rooms, he remained unknown. All the
+time, his lights were in every part of the world, guiding the mariner;
+his firm were consulting engineers to the Indian, the New Zealand, and
+the Japanese Lighthouse Boards, so that Edinburgh was a world centre for
+that branch of applied science; in Germany, he had been called “the
+Nestor of lighthouse illumination”; even in France, where his claims were
+long denied, he was at last, on the occasion of the late Exposition,
+recognised and medalled. And to show by one instance the inverted nature
+of his reputation, comparatively small at home, yet filling the world, a
+friend of mine was this winter on a visit to the Spanish main, and was
+asked by a Peruvian if he “knew Mr. Stevenson the author, because his
+works were much esteemed in Peru?” My friend supposed the reference was
+to the writer of tales; but the Peruvian had never heard of _Dr. Jekyll_;
+what he had in his eye, what was esteemed in Peru, where the volumes of
+the engineer.
+
+Thomas Stevenson was born at Edinburgh in the year 1818, the grandson of
+Thomas Smith, first engineer to the Board of Northern Lights, son of
+Robert Stevenson, brother of Alan and David; so that his nephew, David
+Alan Stevenson, joined with him at the time of his death in the
+engineership, is the sixth of the family who has held, successively or
+conjointly, that office. The Bell Rock, his father’s great triumph, was
+finished before he was born; but he served under his brother Alan in the
+building of Skerryvore, the noblest of all extant deep-sea lights; and,
+in conjunction with his brother David, he added two—the Chickens and Dhu
+Heartach—to that small number of man’s extreme outposts in the ocean. Of
+shore lights, the two brothers last named erected no fewer than
+twenty-seven; of beacons, {84} about twenty-five. Many harbours were
+successfully carried out: one, the harbour of Wick, the chief disaster of
+my father’s life, was a failure; the sea proved too strong for man’s
+arts; and after expedients hitherto unthought of, and on a scale
+hyper-cyclopean, the work must be deserted, and now stands a ruin in that
+bleak, God-forsaken bay, ten miles from John-o’-Groat’s. In the
+improvement of rivers the brothers were likewise in a large way of
+practice over both England and Scotland, nor had any British engineer
+anything approaching their experience.
+
+It was about this nucleus of his professional labours that all my
+father’s scientific inquiries and inventions centred; these proceeded
+from, and acted back upon, his daily business. Thus it was as a harbour
+engineer that he became interested in the propagation and reduction of
+waves; a difficult subject in regard to which he has left behind him much
+suggestive matter and some valuable approximate results. Storms were his
+sworn adversaries, and it was through the study of storms that he
+approached that of meteorology at large. Many who knew him not
+otherwise, knew—perhaps have in their gardens—his louvre-boarded screen
+for instruments. But the great achievement of his life was, of course,
+in optics as applied to lighthouse illumination. Fresnel had done much;
+Fresnel had settled the fixed light apparatus on a principle that still
+seems unimprovable; and when Thomas Stevenson stepped in and brought to a
+comparable perfection the revolving light, a not unnatural jealousy and
+much painful controversy rose in France. It had its hour; and, as I have
+told already, even in France it has blown by. Had it not, it would have
+mattered the less, since all through his life my father continued to
+justify his claim by fresh advances. New apparatus for lights in new
+situations was continually being designed with the same unwearied search
+after perfection, the same nice ingenuity of means; and though the
+holophotal revolving light perhaps still remains his most elegant
+contrivance, it is difficult to give it the palm over the much later
+condensing system, with its thousand possible modifications. The number
+and the value of these improvements entitle their author to the name of
+one of mankind’s benefactors. In all parts of the world a safer landfall
+awaits the mariner. Two things must be said: and, first, that Thomas
+Stevenson was no mathematician. Natural shrewdness, a sentiment of
+optical laws, and a great intensity of consideration led him to just
+conclusions; but to calculate the necessary formulæ for the instruments
+he had conceived was often beyond him, and he must fall back on the help
+of others, notably on that of his cousin and lifelong intimate friend,
+_emeritus_ Professor Swan, of St. Andrews, and his later friend,
+Professor P. G. Tait. It is a curious enough circumstance, and a great
+encouragement to others, that a man so ill equipped should have succeeded
+in one of the most abstract and arduous walks of applied science. The
+second remark is one that applies to the whole family, and only
+particularly to Thomas Stevenson from the great number and importance of
+his inventions: holding as the Stevensons did a Government appointment
+they regarded their original work as something due already to the nation,
+and none of them has ever taken out a patent. It is another cause of the
+comparative obscurity of the name: for a patent not only brings in money,
+it infallibly spreads reputation; and my father’s instruments enter
+anonymously into a hundred light-rooms, and are passed anonymously over
+in a hundred reports, where the least considerable patent would stand out
+and tell its author’s story.
+
+But the life-work of Thomas Stevenson remains; what we have lost, what we
+now rather try to recall, is the friend and companion. He was a man of a
+somewhat antique strain: with a blended sternness and softness that was
+wholly Scottish and at first somewhat bewildering; with a profound
+essential melancholy of disposition and (what often accompanies it) the
+most humorous geniality in company; shrewd and childish; passionately
+attached, passionately prejudiced; a man of many extremes, many faults of
+temper, and no very stable foothold for himself among life’s troubles.
+Yet he was a wise adviser; many men, and these not inconsiderable, took
+counsel with him habitually. “I sat at his feet,” writes one of these,
+“when I asked his advice, and when the broad brow was set in thought and
+the firm mouth said his say, I always knew that no man could add to the
+worth of the conclusion.” He had excellent taste, though whimsical and
+partial; collected old furniture and delighted specially in sunflowers
+long before the days of Mr. Wilde; took a lasting pleasure in prints and
+pictures; was a devout admirer of Thomson of Duddingston at a time when
+few shared the taste; and though he read little, was constant to his
+favourite books. He had never any Greek; Latin he happily re-taught
+himself after he had left school, where he was a mere consistent idler:
+happily, I say, for Lactantius, Vossius, and Cardinal Bona were his chief
+authors. The first he must have read for twenty years uninterruptedly,
+keeping it near him in his study, and carrying it in his bag on journeys.
+Another old theologian, Brown of Wamphray, was often in his hands. When
+he was indisposed, he had two books, _Guy Mannering_ and _The Parent’s
+Assistant_, of which he never wearied. He was a strong Conservative, or,
+as he preferred to call himself, a Tory; except in so far as his views
+were modified by a hot-headed chivalrous sentiment for women. He was
+actually in favour of a marriage law under which any woman might have a
+divorce for the asking, and no man on any ground whatever; and the same
+sentiment found another expression in a Magdalen Mission in Edinburgh,
+founded and largely supported by himself. This was but one of the many
+channels of his public generosity; his private was equally unstrained.
+The Church of Scotland, of which he held the doctrines (though in a sense
+of his own) and to which he bore a clansman’s loyalty, profited often by
+his time and money; and though, from a morbid sense of his own
+unworthiness, he would never consent to be an office-bearer, his advice
+was often sought, and he served the Church on many committees. What he
+perhaps valued highest in his work were his contributions to the defence
+of Christianity; one of which, in particular, was praised by Hutchinson
+Stirling and reprinted at the request of Professor Crawford.
+
+His sense of his own unworthiness I have called morbid; morbid, too, were
+his sense of the fleetingness of life and his concern for death. He had
+never accepted the conditions of man’s life or his own character; and his
+inmost thoughts were ever tinged with the Celtic melancholy. Cases of
+conscience were sometimes grievous to him, and that delicate employment
+of a scientific witness cost him many qualms. But he found respite from
+these troublesome humours in his work, in his lifelong study of natural
+science, in the society of those he loved, and in his daily walks, which
+now would carry him far into the country with some congenial friend, and
+now keep him dangling about the town from one old book-shop to another,
+and scraping romantic acquaintance with every dog that passed. His talk,
+compounded of so much sterling sense and so much freakish humour, and
+clothed in language so apt, droll, and emphatic, was a perpetual delight
+to all who knew him before the clouds began to settle on his mind. His
+use of language was both just and picturesque; and when at the beginning
+of his illness he began to feel the ebbing of this power, it was strange
+and painful to hear him reject one word after another as inadequate, and
+at length desist from the search and leave his phrase unfinished rather
+than finish it without propriety. It was perhaps another Celtic trait
+that his affections and emotions, passionate as these were, and liable to
+passionate ups and downs, found the most eloquent expression both in
+words and gestures. Love, anger, and indignation shone through him and
+broke forth in imagery, like what we read of Southern races. For all
+these emotional extremes, and in spite of the melancholy ground of his
+character, he had upon the whole a happy life; nor was he less fortunate
+in his death, which at the last came to him unaware.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X. TALK AND TALKERS
+
+
+ Sir, we had a good talk.—JOHNSON.
+
+ As we must account for every idle word, so we must for every idle
+ silence.—FRANKLIN.
+
+There can be no fairer ambition than to excel in talk; to be affable,
+gay, ready, clear and welcome; to have a fact, a thought, or an
+illustration, pat to every subject; and not only to cheer the flight of
+time among our intimates, but bear our part in that great international
+congress, always sitting, where public wrongs are first declared, public
+errors first corrected, and the course of public opinion shaped, day by
+day, a little nearer to the right. No measure comes before Parliament
+but it has been long ago prepared by the grand jury of the talkers; no
+book is written that has not been largely composed by their assistance.
+Literature in many of its branches is no other than the shadow of good
+talk; but the imitation falls far short of the original in life, freedom
+and effect. There are always two to a talk, giving and taking, comparing
+experience and according conclusions. Talk is fluid, tentative,
+continually “in further search and progress”; while written words remain
+fixed, become idols even to the writer, found wooden dogmatisms, and
+preserve flies of obvious error in the amber of the truth. Last and
+chief, while literature, gagged with linsey-woolsey, can only deal with a
+fraction of the life of man, talk goes fancy free and may call a spade a
+spade. Talk has none of the freezing immunities of the pulpit. It
+cannot, even if it would, become merely æsthetic or merely classical like
+literature. A jest intervenes, the solemn humbug is dissolved in
+laughter, and speech runs forth out of the contemporary groove into the
+open fields of nature, cheery and cheering, like schoolboys out of
+school. And it is in talk alone that we can learn our period and
+ourselves. In short, the first duty of a man is to speak; that is his
+chief business in this world; and talk, which is the harmonious speech of
+two or more, is by far the most accessible of pleasures. It costs
+nothing in money; it is all profit; it completes our education, founds
+and fosters our friendships, and can be enjoyed at any age and in almost
+any state of health.
+
+The spice of life is battle; the friendliest relations are still a kind
+of contest; and if we would not forego all that is valuable in our lot,
+we must continually face some other person, eye to eye, and wrestle a
+fall whether in love or enmity. It is still by force of body, or power
+of character or intellect, that we attain to worthy pleasures. Men and
+women contend for each other in the lists of love, like rival mesmerists;
+the active and adroit decide their challenges in the sports of the body;
+and the sedentary sit down to chess or conversation. All sluggish and
+pacific pleasures are, to the same degree, solitary and selfish; and
+every durable bond between human beings is founded in or heightened by
+some element of competition. Now, the relation that has the least root
+in matter is undoubtedly that airy one of friendship; and hence, I
+suppose, it is that good talk most commonly arises among friends. Talk
+is, indeed, both the scene and instrument of friendship. It is in talk
+alone that the friends can measure strength, and enjoy that amicable
+counter-assertion of personality which is the gauge of relations and the
+sport of life.
+
+A good talk is not to be had for the asking. Humours must first be
+accorded in a kind of overture or prologue; hour, company and
+circumstance be suited; and then, at a fit juncture, the subject, the
+quarry of two heated minds, spring up like a deer out of the wood. Not
+that the talker has any of the hunter’s pride, though he has all and more
+than all his ardour. The genuine artist follows the stream of
+conversation as an angler follows the windings of a brook, not dallying
+where he fails to “kill.” He trusts implicitly to hazard; and he is
+rewarded by continual variety, continual pleasure, and those changing
+prospects of the truth that are the best of education. There is nothing
+in a subject, so called, that we should regard it as an idol, or follow
+it beyond the promptings of desire. Indeed, there are few subjects; and
+so far as they are truly talkable, more than the half of them may be
+reduced to three: that I am I, that you are you, and that there are other
+people dimly understood to be not quite the same as either. Wherever
+talk may range, it still runs half the time on these eternal lines. The
+theme being set, each plays on himself as on an instrument; asserts and
+justifies himself; ransacks his brain for instances and opinions, and
+brings them forth new-minted, to his own surprise and the admiration of
+his adversary. All natural talk is a festival of ostentation; and by the
+laws of the game each accepts and fans the vanity of the other. It is
+from that reason that we venture to lay ourselves so open, that we dare
+to be so warmly eloquent, and that we swell in each other’s eyes to such
+a vast proportion. For talkers, once launched, begin to overflow the
+limits of their ordinary selves, tower up to the height of their secret
+pretensions, and give themselves out for the heroes, brave, pious,
+musical and wise, that in their most shining moments they aspire to be.
+So they weave for themselves with words and for a while inhabit a palace
+of delights, temple at once and theatre, where they fill the round of the
+world’s dignities, and feast with the gods, exulting in Kudos. And when
+the talk is over, each goes his way, still flushed with vanity and
+admiration, still trailing clouds of glory; each declines from the height
+of his ideal orgie, not in a moment, but by slow declension. I remember,
+in the _entr’acte_ of an afternoon performance, coming forth into the
+sunshine, in a beautiful green, gardened corner of a romantic city; and
+as I sat and smoked, the music moving in my blood, I seemed to sit there
+and evaporate _The Flying Dutchman_ (for it was that I had been hearing)
+with a wonderful sense of life, warmth, well-being and pride; and the
+noises of the city, voices, bells and marching feet, fell together in my
+ears like a symphonious orchestra. In the same way, the excitement of a
+good talk lives for a long while after in the blood, the heart still hot
+within you, the brain still simmering, and the physical earth swimming
+around you with the colours of the sunset.
+
+Natural talk, like ploughing, should turn up a large surface of life,
+rather than dig mines into geological strata. Masses of experience,
+anecdote, incident, cross-lights, quotation, historical instances, the
+whole flotsam and jetsam of two minds forced in and in upon the matter in
+hand from every point of the compass, and from every degree of mental
+elevation and abasement—these are the material with which talk is
+fortified, the food on which the talkers thrive. Such argument as is
+proper to the exercise should still be brief and seizing. Talk should
+proceed by instances; by the apposite, not the expository. It should
+keep close along the lines of humanity, near the bosoms and businesses of
+men, at the level where history, fiction and experience intersect and
+illuminate each other. I am I, and You are You, with all my heart; but
+conceive how these lean propositions change and brighten when, instead of
+words, the actual you and I sit cheek by jowl, the spirit housed in the
+live body, and the very clothes uttering voices to corroborate the story
+in the face. Not less surprising is the change when we leave off to
+speak of generalities—the bad, the good, the miser, and all the
+characters of Theophrastus—and call up other men, by anecdote or
+instance, in their very trick and feature; or trading on a common
+knowledge, toss each other famous names, still glowing with the hues of
+life. Communication is no longer by words, but by the instancing of
+whole biographies, epics, systems of philosophy, and epochs of history,
+in bulk. That which is understood excels that which is spoken in
+quantity and quality alike; ideas thus figured and personified, change
+hands, as we may say, like coin; and the speakers imply without effort
+the most obscure and intricate thoughts. Strangers who have a large
+common ground of reading will, for this reason, come the sooner to the
+grapple of genuine converse. If they know Othello and Napoleon, Consuelo
+and Clarissa Harlowe, Vautrin and Steenie Steenson, they can leave
+generalities and begin at once to speak by figures.
+
+Conduct and art are the two subjects that arise most frequently and that
+embrace the widest range of facts. A few pleasures bear discussion for
+their own sake, but only those which are most social or most radically
+human; and even these can only be discussed among their devotees. A
+technicality is always welcome to the expert, whether in athletics, art
+or law; I have heard the best kind of talk on technicalities from such
+rare and happy persons as both know and love their business. No human
+being ever spoke of scenery for above two minutes at a time, which makes
+me suspect we hear too much of it in literature. The weather is regarded
+as the very nadir and scoff of conversational topics. And yet the
+weather, the dramatic element in scenery, is far more tractable in
+language, and far more human both in import and suggestion than the
+stable features of the landscape. Sailors and shepherds, and the people
+generally of coast and mountain, talk well of it; and it is often
+excitingly presented in literature. But the tendency of all living talk
+draws it back and back into the common focus of humanity. Talk is a
+creature of the street and market-place, feeding on gossip; and its last
+resort is still in a discussion on morals. That is the heroic form of
+gossip; heroic in virtue of its high pretensions; but still gossip,
+because it turns on personalities. You can keep no men long, nor
+Scotchmen at all, off moral or theological discussion. These are to all
+the world what law is to lawyers; they are everybody’s technicalities;
+the medium through which all consider life, and the dialect in which they
+express their judgments. I knew three young men who walked together
+daily for some two months in a solemn and beautiful forest and in
+cloudless summer weather; daily they talked with unabated zest, and yet
+scarce wandered that whole time beyond two subjects—theology and love.
+And perhaps neither a court of love nor an assembly of divines would have
+granted their premisses or welcomed their conclusions.
+
+Conclusions, indeed, are not often reached by talk any more than by
+private thinking. That is not the profit. The profit is in the
+exercise, and above all in the experience; for when we reason at large on
+any subject, we review our state and history in life. From time to time,
+however, and specially, I think, in talking art, talk becomes effective,
+conquering like war, widening the boundaries of knowledge like an
+exploration. A point arises; the question takes a problematical, a
+baffling, yet a likely air; the talkers begin to feel lively
+presentiments of some conclusion near at hand; towards this they strive
+with emulous ardour, each by his own path, and struggling for first
+utterance; and then one leaps upon the summit of that matter with a
+shout, and almost at the same moment the other is beside him; and behold
+they are agreed. Like enough, the progress is illusory, a mere cat’s
+cradle having been wound and unwound out of words. But the sense of
+joint discovery is none the less giddy and inspiriting. And in the life
+of the talker such triumphs, though imaginary, are neither few nor far
+apart; they are attained with speed and pleasure, in the hour of mirth;
+and by the nature of the process, they are always worthily shared.
+
+There is a certain attitude, combative at once and deferential, eager to
+fight yet most averse to quarrel, which marks out at once the talkable
+man. It is not eloquence, not fairness, not obstinacy, but a certain
+proportion of all of these that I love to encounter in my amicable
+adversaries. They must not be pontiffs holding doctrine, but huntsmen
+questing after elements of truth. Neither must they be boys to be
+instructed, but fellow-teachers with whom I may wrangle and agree on
+equal terms. We must reach some solution, some shadow of consent; for
+without that, eager talk becomes a torture. But we do not wish to reach
+it cheaply, or quickly, or without the tussle and effort wherein pleasure
+lies.
+
+The very best talker, with me, is one whom I shall call Spring-Heel’d
+Jack. I say so, because I never knew any one who mingled so largely the
+possible ingredients of converse. In the Spanish proverb, the fourth man
+necessary to compound a salad, is a madman to mix it: Jack is that
+madman. I know not which is more remarkable; the insane lucidity of his
+conclusions the humorous eloquence of his language, or his power of
+method, bringing the whole of life into the focus of the subject treated,
+mixing the conversational salad like a drunken god. He doubles like the
+serpent, changes and flashes like the shaken kaleidoscope, transmigrates
+bodily into the views of others, and so, in the twinkling of an eye and
+with a heady rapture, turns questions inside out and flings them empty
+before you on the ground, like a triumphant conjuror. It is my common
+practice when a piece of conduct puzzles me, to attack it in the presence
+of Jack with such grossness, such partiality and such wearing iteration,
+as at length shall spur him up in its defence. In a moment he
+transmigrates, dons the required character, and with moonstruck
+philosophy justifies the act in question. I can fancy nothing to compare
+with the _vim_ of these impersonations, the strange scale of language,
+flying from Shakespeare to Kant, and from Kant to Major Dyngwell—
+
+ “As fast as a musician scatters sounds
+ Out of an instrument”
+
+the sudden, sweeping generalisations, the absurd irrelevant
+particularities, the wit, wisdom, folly, humour, eloquence and bathos,
+each startling in its kind, and yet all luminous in the admired disorder
+of their combination. A talker of a different calibre, though belonging
+to the same school, is Burly. Burly is a man of a great presence; he
+commands a larger atmosphere, gives the impression of a grosser mass of
+character than most men. It has been said of him that his presence could
+be felt in a room you entered blindfold; and the same, I think, has been
+said of other powerful constitutions condemned to much physical inaction.
+There is something boisterous and piratic in Burly’s manner of talk which
+suits well enough with this impression. He will roar you down, he will
+bury his face in his hands, he will undergo passions of revolt and agony;
+and meanwhile his attitude of mind is really both conciliatory and
+receptive; and after Pistol has been out Pistol’d, and the welkin rung
+for hours, you begin to perceive a certain subsidence in these spring
+torrents, points of agreement issue, and you end arm-in-arm, and in a
+glow of mutual admiration. The outcry only serves to make your final
+union the more unexpected and precious. Throughout there has been
+perfect sincerity, perfect intelligence, a desire to hear although not
+always to listen, and an unaffected eagerness to meet concessions. You
+have, with Burly, none of the dangers that attend debate with
+Spring-Heel’d Jack; who may at any moment turn his powers of
+transmigration on yourself, create for you a view you never held, and
+then furiously fall on you for holding it. These, at least, are my two
+favourites, and both are loud, copious, intolerant talkers. This argues
+that I myself am in the same category; for if we love talking at all, we
+love a bright, fierce adversary, who will hold his ground, foot by foot,
+in much our own manner, sell his attention dearly, and give us our full
+measure of the dust and exertion of battle. Both these men can be beat
+from a position, but it takes six hours to do it; a high and hard
+adventure, worth attempting. With both you can pass days in an enchanted
+country of the mind, with people, scenery and manners of its own; live a
+life apart, more arduous, active and glowing than any real existence; and
+come forth again when the talk is over, as out of a theatre or a dream,
+to find the east wind still blowing and the chimney-pots of the old
+battered city still around you. Jack has the far finer mind, Burly the
+far more honest; Jack gives us the animated poetry, Burly the romantic
+prose, of similar themes; the one glances high like a meteor and makes a
+light in darkness; the other, with many changing hues of fire, burns at
+the sea-level, like a conflagration; but both have the same humour and
+artistic interests, the same unquenched ardour in pursuit, the same gusts
+of talk and thunderclaps of contradiction.
+
+Cockshot {100} is a different article, but vastly entertaining, and has
+been meat and drink to me for many a long evening. His manner is dry,
+brisk and pertinacious, and the choice of words not much. The point
+about him is his extraordinary readiness and spirit. You can propound
+nothing but he has either a theory about it ready-made, or will have one
+instantly on the stocks, and proceed to lay its timbers and launch it in
+your presence. “Let me see,” he will say. “Give me a moment. I
+_should_ have some theory for that.” A blither spectacle than the vigour
+with which he sets about the task, it were hard to fancy. He is
+possessed by a demoniac energy, welding the elements for his life, and
+bending ideas, as an athlete bends a horse-shoe, with a visible and
+lively effort. He has, in theorising, a compass, an art; what I would
+call the synthetic gusto; something of a Herbert Spencer, who should see
+the fun of the thing. You are not bound, and no more is he, to place
+your faith in these brand-new opinions. But some of them are right
+enough, durable even for life; and the poorest serve for a cock shy—as
+when idle people, after picnics, float a bottle on a pond and have an
+hour’s diversion ere it sinks. Whichever they are, serious opinions or
+humours of the moment, he still defends his ventures with indefatigable
+wit and spirit, hitting savagely himself, but taking punishment like a
+man. He knows and never forgets that people talk, first of all, for the
+sake of talking; conducts himself in the ring, to use the old slang, like
+a thorough “glutton,” and honestly enjoys a telling facer from his
+adversary. Cockshot is bottled effervescency, the sworn foe of sleep.
+Three-in-the-morning Cockshot, says a victim. His talk is like the
+driest of all imaginable dry champagnes. Sleight of hand and inimitable
+quickness are the qualities by which he lives. Athelred, on the other
+hand, presents you with the spectacle of a sincere and somewhat slow
+nature thinking aloud. He is the most unready man I ever knew to shine
+in conversation. You may see him sometimes wrestle with a refractory
+jest for a minute or two together, and perhaps fail to throw it in the
+end. And there is something singularly engaging, often instructive, in
+the simplicity with which he thus exposes the process as well as the
+result, the works as well as the dial of the clock. Withal he has his
+hours of inspiration. Apt words come to him as if by accident, and,
+coming from deeper down, they smack the more personally, they have the
+more of fine old crusted humanity, rich in sediment and humour. There
+are sayings of his in which he has stamped himself into the very grain of
+the language; you would think he must have worn the words next his skin
+and slept with them. Yet it is not as a sayer of particular good things
+that Athelred is most to be regarded, rather as the stalwart woodman of
+thought. I have pulled on a light cord often enough, while he has been
+wielding the broad-axe; and between us, on this unequal division, many a
+specious fallacy has fallen. I have known him to battle the same
+question night after night for years, keeping it in the reign of talk,
+constantly applying it and re-applying it to life with humorous or grave
+intention, and all the while, never hurrying, nor flagging, nor taking an
+unfair advantage of the facts. Jack at a given moment, when arising, as
+it were, from the tripod, can be more radiantly just to those from whom
+he differs; but then the tenor of his thoughts is even calumnious; while
+Athelred, slower to forge excuses, is yet slower to condemn, and sits
+over the welter of the world, vacillating but still judicial, and still
+faithfully contending with his doubts.
+
+Both the last talkers deal much in points of conduct and religion studied
+in the “dry light” of prose. Indirectly and as if against his will the
+same elements from time to time appear in the troubled and poetic talk of
+Opalstein. His various and exotic knowledge, complete although unready
+sympathies, and fine, full, discriminative flow of language, fit him out
+to be the best of talkers; so perhaps he is with some, not quite with
+me—_proxime accessit_, I should say. He sings the praises of the earth
+and the arts, flowers and jewels, wine and music, in a moonlight,
+serenading manner, as to the light guitar; even wisdom comes from his
+tongue like singing; no one is, indeed, more tuneful in the upper notes.
+But even while he sings the song of the Sirens, he still hearkens to the
+barking of the Sphinx. Jarring Byronic notes interrupt the flow of his
+Horatian humours. His mirth has something of the tragedy of the world
+for its perpetual background; and he feasts like Don Giovanni to a double
+orchestra, one lightly sounding for the dance, one pealing Beethoven in
+the distance. He is not truly reconciled either with life or with
+himself; and this instant war in his members sometimes divides the man’s
+attention. He does not always, perhaps not often, frankly surrender
+himself in conversation. He brings into the talk other thoughts than
+those which he expresses; you are conscious that he keeps an eye on
+something else, that he does not shake off the world, nor quite forget
+himself. Hence arise occasional disappointments; even an occasional
+unfairness for his companions, who find themselves one day giving too
+much, and the next, when they are wary out of season, giving perhaps too
+little. Purcel is in another class from any I have mentioned. He is no
+debater, but appears in conversation, as occasion rises, in two distinct
+characters, one of which I admire and fear, and the other love. In the
+first, he is radiantly civil and rather silent, sits on a high, courtly
+hilltop, and from that vantage-ground drops you his remarks like favours.
+He seems not to share in our sublunary contentions; he wears no sign of
+interest; when on a sudden there falls in a crystal of wit, so polished
+that the dull do not perceive it, but so right that the sensitive are
+silenced. True talk should have more body and blood, should be louder,
+vainer and more declaratory of the man; the true talker should not hold
+so steady an advantage over whom he speaks with; and that is one reason
+out of a score why I prefer my Purcel in his second character, when he
+unbends into a strain of graceful gossip, singing like the fireside
+kettle. In these moods he has an elegant homeliness that rings of the
+true Queen Anne. I know another person who attains, in his moments, to
+the insolence of a Restoration comedy, speaking, I declare, as Congreve
+wrote; but that is a sport of nature, and scarce falls under the rubric,
+for there is none, alas! to give him answer.
+
+One last remark occurs: It is the mark of genuine conversation that the
+sayings can scarce be quoted with their full effect beyond the circle of
+common friends. To have their proper weight they should appear in a
+biography, and with the portrait of the speaker. Good talk is dramatic;
+it is like an impromptu piece of acting where each should represent
+himself to the greatest advantage; and that is the best kind of talk
+where each speaker is most fully and candidly himself, and where, if you
+were to shift the speeches round from one to another, there would be the
+greatest loss in significance and perspicuity. It is for this reason
+that talk depends so wholly on our company. We should like to introduce
+Falstaff and Mercutio, or Falstaff and Sir Toby; but Falstaff in talk
+with Cordelia seems even painful. Most of us, by the Protean quality of
+man, can talk to some degree with all; but the true talk, that strikes
+out all the slumbering best of us, comes only with the peculiar brethren
+of our spirits, is founded as deep as love in the constitution of our
+being, and is a thing to relish with all our energy, while yet we have
+it, and to be grateful for forever.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI. TALK AND TALKERS {105}
+
+
+II
+
+
+In the last paper there was perhaps too much about mere debate; and there
+was nothing said at all about that kind of talk which is merely luminous
+and restful, a higher power of silence, the quiet of the evening shared
+by ruminating friends. There is something, aside from personal
+preference, to be alleged in support of this omission. Those who are no
+chimney-cornerers, who rejoice in the social thunderstorm, have a ground
+in reason for their choice. They get little rest indeed; but restfulness
+is a quality for cattle; the virtues are all active, life is alert, and
+it is in repose that men prepare themselves for evil. On the other hand,
+they are bruised into a knowledge of themselves and others; they have in
+a high degree the fencer’s pleasure in dexterity displayed and proved;
+what they get they get upon life’s terms, paying for it as they go; and
+once the talk is launched, they are assured of honest dealing from an
+adversary eager like themselves. The aboriginal man within us, the
+cave-dweller, still lusty as when he fought tooth and nail for roots and
+berries, scents this kind of equal battle from afar; it is like his old
+primæval days upon the crags, a return to the sincerity of savage life
+from the comfortable fictions of the civilised. And if it be delightful
+to the Old Man, it is none the less profitable to his younger brother,
+the conscientious gentleman I feel never quite sure of your urbane and
+smiling coteries; I fear they indulge a man’s vanities in silence, suffer
+him to encroach, encourage him on to be an ass, and send him forth again,
+not merely contemned for the moment, but radically more contemptible than
+when he entered. But if I have a flushed, blustering fellow for my
+opposite, bent on carrying a point, my vanity is sure to have its ears
+rubbed, once at least, in the course of the debate. He will not spare me
+when we differ; he will not fear to demonstrate my folly to my face.
+
+For many natures there is not much charm in the still, chambered society,
+the circle of bland countenances, the digestive silence, the admired
+remark, the flutter of affectionate approval. They demand more
+atmosphere and exercise; “a gale upon their spirits,” as our pious
+ancestors would phrase it; to have their wits well breathed in an
+uproarious Valhalla. And I suspect that the choice, given their
+character and faults, is one to be defended. The purely wise are
+silenced by facts; they talk in a clear atmosphere, problems lying around
+them like a view in nature; if they can be shown to be somewhat in the
+wrong, they digest the reproof like a thrashing, and make better
+intellectual blood. They stand corrected by a whisper; a word or a
+glance reminds them of the great eternal law. But it is not so with all.
+Others in conversation seek rather contact with their fellow-men than
+increase of knowledge or clarity of thought. The drama, not the
+philosophy, of life is the sphere of their intellectual activity. Even
+when they pursue truth, they desire as much as possible of what we may
+call human scenery along the road they follow. They dwell in the heart
+of life; the blood sounding in their ears, their eyes laying hold of what
+delights them with a brutal avidity that makes them blind to all besides,
+their interest riveted on people, living, loving, talking, tangible
+people. To a man of this description, the sphere of argument seems very
+pale and ghostly. By a strong expression, a perturbed countenance,
+floods of tears, an insult which his conscience obliges him to swallow,
+he is brought round to knowledge which no syllogism would have conveyed
+to him. His own experience is so vivid, he is so superlatively conscious
+of himself, that if, day after day, he is allowed to hector and hear
+nothing but approving echoes, he will lose his hold on the soberness of
+things and take himself in earnest for a god. Talk might be to such an
+one the very way of moral ruin; the school where he might learn to be at
+once intolerable and ridiculous.
+
+This character is perhaps commoner than philosophers suppose. And for
+persons of that stamp to learn much by conversation, they must speak with
+their superiors, not in intellect, for that is a superiority that must be
+proved, but in station. If they cannot find a friend to bully them for
+their good, they must find either an old man, a woman, or some one so far
+below them in the artificial order of society, that courtesy may be
+particularly exercised.
+
+The best teachers are the aged. To the old our mouths are always partly
+closed; we must swallow our obvious retorts and listen. They sit above
+our heads, on life’s raised dais, and appeal at once to our respect and
+pity. A flavour of the old school, a touch of something different in
+their manner—which is freer and rounder, if they come of what is called a
+good family, and often more timid and precise if they are of the middle
+class—serves, in these days, to accentuate the difference of age and add
+a distinction to gray hairs. But their superiority is founded more
+deeply than by outward marks or gestures. They are before us in the
+march of man; they have more or less solved the irking problem; they have
+battled through the equinox of life; in good and evil they have held
+their course; and now, without open shame, they near the crown and
+harbour. It may be we have been struck with one of fortune’s darts; we
+can scarce be civil, so cruelly is our spirit tossed. Yet long before we
+were so much as thought upon, the like calamity befell the old man or
+woman that now, with pleasant humour, rallies us upon our inattention,
+sitting composed in the holy evening of man’s life, in the clear shining
+after rain. We grow ashamed of our distresses, new and hot and coarse,
+like villainous roadside brandy; we see life in aerial perspective, under
+the heavens of faith; and out of the worst, in the mere presence of
+contented elders, look forward and take patience. Fear shrinks before
+them “like a thing reproved,” not the flitting and ineffectual fear of
+death, but the instant, dwelling terror of the responsibilities and
+revenges of life. Their speech, indeed, is timid; they report lions in
+the path; they counsel a meticulous footing; but their serene, marred
+faces are more eloquent and tell another story. Where they have gone, we
+will go also, not very greatly fearing; what they have endured unbroken,
+we also, God helping us, will make a shift to bear.
+
+Not only is the presence of the aged in itself remedial, but their minds
+are stored with antidotes, wisdom’s simples, plain considerations
+overlooked by youth. They have matter to communicate, be they never so
+stupid. Their talk is not merely literature, it is great literature;
+classic in virtue of the speaker’s detachment, studded, like a book of
+travel, with things we should not otherwise have learnt. In virtue, I
+have said, of the speaker’s detachment,—and this is why, of two old men,
+the one who is not your father speaks to you with the more sensible
+authority; for in the paternal relation the oldest have lively interests
+and remain still young. Thus I have known two young men great friends;
+each swore by the other’s father; the father of each swore by the other
+lad; and yet each pair of parent and child were perpetually by the ears.
+This is typical: it reads like the germ of some kindly comedy.
+
+The old appear in conversation in two characters: the critically silent
+and the garrulous anecdotic. The last is perhaps what we look for; it is
+perhaps the more instructive. An old gentleman, well on in years, sits
+handsomely and naturally in the bow-window of his age, scanning
+experience with reverted eye; and chirping and smiling, communicates the
+accidents and reads the lesson of his long career. Opinions are
+strengthened, indeed, but they are also weeded out in the course of
+years. What remains steadily present to the eye of the retired veteran
+in his hermitage, what still ministers to his content, what still
+quickens his old honest heart—these are “the real long-lived things” that
+Whitman tells us to prefer. Where youth agrees with age, not where they
+differ, wisdom lies; and it is when the young disciple finds his heart to
+beat in tune with his gray-bearded teacher’s that a lesson may be
+learned. I have known one old gentleman, whom I may name, for he is now
+gathered to his stock—Robert Hunter, Sheriff of Dumbarton, and author of
+an excellent law-book still re-edited and republished. Whether he was
+originally big or little is more than I can guess. When I knew him he
+was all fallen away and fallen in; crooked and shrunken; buckled into a
+stiff waistcoat for support; troubled by ailments, which kept him
+hobbling in and out of the room; one foot gouty; a wig for decency, not
+for deception, on his head; close shaved, except under his chin—and for
+that he never failed to apologise, for it went sore against the
+traditions of his life. You can imagine how he would fare in a novel by
+Miss Mather; yet this rag of a Chelsea veteran lived to his last year in
+the plenitude of all that is best in man, brimming with human kindness,
+and staunch as a Roman soldier under his manifold infirmities. You could
+not say that he had lost his memory, for he would repeat Shakespeare and
+Webster and Jeremy Taylor and Burke by the page together; but the
+parchment was filled up, there was no room for fresh inscriptions, and he
+was capable of repeating the same anecdote on many successive visits.
+His voice survived in its full power, and he took a pride in using it.
+On his last voyage as Commissioner of lighthouses, he hailed a ship at
+sea and made himself clearly audible without a speaking trumpet, ruffling
+the while with a proper vanity in his achievement. He had a habit of
+eking out his words with interrogative hems, which was puzzling and a
+little wearisome, suited ill with his appearance, and seemed a survival
+from some former stage of bodily portliness. Of yore, when he was a
+great pedestrian and no enemy to good claret, he may have pointed with
+these minute guns his allocutions to the bench. His humour was perfectly
+equable, set beyond the reach of fate; gout, rheumatism, stone and gravel
+might have combined their forces against that frail tabernacle, but when
+I came round on Sunday evening, he would lay aside Jeremy Taylor’s _Life
+of Christ_ and greet me with the same open brow, the same kind formality
+of manner. His opinions and sympathies dated the man almost to a decade.
+He had begun life, under his mother’s influence, as an admirer of Junius,
+but on maturer knowledge had transferred his admiration to Burke. He
+cautioned me, with entire gravity, to be punctilious in writing English;
+never to forget that I was a Scotchman, that English was a foreign
+tongue, and that if I attempted the colloquial, I should certainly, be
+shamed: the remark was apposite, I suppose, in the days of David Hume.
+Scott was too new for him; he had known the author—known him, too, for a
+Tory; and to the genuine classic a contemporary is always something of a
+trouble. He had the old, serious love of the play; had even, as he was
+proud to tell, played a certain part in the history of Shakespearian
+revivals, for he had successfully pressed on Murray, of the old Edinburgh
+Theatre, the idea of producing Shakespeare’s fairy pieces with great
+scenic display. A moderate in religion, he was much struck in the last
+years of his life by a conversation with two young lads, revivalists
+“H’m,” he would say—“new to me. I have had—h’m—no such experience.” It
+struck him, not with pain, rather with a solemn philosophic interest,
+that he, a Christian as he hoped, and a Christian of so old a standing,
+should hear these young fellows talking of his own subject, his own
+weapons that he had fought the battle of life with,—“and—h’m—not
+understand.” In this wise and graceful attitude he did justice to
+himself and others, reposed unshaken in his old beliefs, and recognised
+their limits without anger or alarm. His last recorded remark, on the
+last night of his life, was after he had been arguing against Calvinism
+with his minister and was interrupted by an intolerable pang. “After
+all,” he said, “of all the ’isms, I know none so bad as rheumatism.” My
+own last sight of him was some time before, when we dined together at an
+inn; he had been on circuit, for he stuck to his duties like a chief part
+of his existence; and I remember it as the only occasion on which he ever
+soiled his lips with slang—a thing he loathed. We were both Roberts; and
+as we took our places at table, he addressed me with a twinkle: “We are
+just what you would call two bob.” He offered me port, I remember, as
+the proper milk of youth; spoke of “twenty-shilling notes”; and
+throughout the meal was full of old-world pleasantry and quaintness, like
+an ancient boy on a holiday. But what I recall chiefly was his
+confession that he had never read _Othello_ to an end. Shakespeare was
+his continual study. He loved nothing better than to display his
+knowledge and memory by adducing parallel passages from Shakespeare,
+passages where the same word was employed, or the same idea differently
+treated. But _Othello_ had beaten him. “That noble gentleman and that
+noble lady—h’m—too painful for me.” The same night the hoardings were
+covered with posters, “Burlesque of _Othello_,” and the contrast blazed
+up in my mind like a bonfire. An unforgettable look it gave me into that
+kind man’s soul. His acquaintance was indeed a liberal and pious
+education. All the humanities were taught in that bare dining-room
+beside his gouty footstool. He was a piece of good advice; he was
+himself the instance that pointed and adorned his various talk. Nor
+could a young man have found elsewhere a place so set apart from envy,
+fear, discontent, or any of the passions that debase; a life so honest
+and composed; a soul like an ancient violin, so subdued to harmony,
+responding to a touch in music—as in that dining-room, with Mr. Hunter
+chatting at the eleventh hour, under the shadow of eternity, fearless and
+gentle.
+
+The second class of old people are not anecdotic; they are rather hearers
+than talkers, listening to the young with an amused and critical
+attention. To have this sort of intercourse to perfection, I think we
+must go to old ladies. Women are better hearers than men, to begin with;
+they learn, I fear in anguish, to bear with the tedious and infantile
+vanity of the other sex; and we will take more from a woman than even
+from the oldest man in the way of biting comment. Biting comment is the
+chief part, whether for profit or amusement, in this business. The old
+lady that I have in my eye is a very caustic speaker, her tongue, after
+years of practice, in absolute command, whether for silence or attack.
+If she chance to dislike you, you will be tempted to curse the malignity
+of age. But if you chance to please even slightly, you will be listened
+to with a particular laughing grace of sympathy, and from time to time
+chastised, as if in play, with a parasol as heavy as a pole-axe. It
+requires a singular art, as well as the vantage-ground of age, to deal
+these stunning corrections among the coxcombs of the young. The pill is
+disguised in sugar of wit; it is administered as a compliment—if you had
+not pleased, you would not have been censured; it is a personal affair—a
+hyphen, _a trait d’union_, between you and your censor; age’s
+philandering, for her pleasure and your good. Incontestably the young
+man feels very much of a fool; but he must be a perfect Malvolio, sick
+with self-love, if he cannot take an open buffet and still smile. The
+correction of silence is what kills; when you know you have transgressed,
+and your friend says nothing and avoids your eye. If a man were made of
+gutta-percha, his heart would quail at such a moment. But when the word
+is out, the worst is over; and a fellow with any good-humour at all may
+pass through a perfect hail of witty criticism, every bare place on his
+soul hit to the quick with a shrewd missile, and reappear, as if after a
+dive, tingling with a fine moral reaction, and ready, with a shrinking
+readiness, one-third loath, for a repetition of the discipline.
+
+There are few women, not well sunned and ripened, and perhaps toughened,
+who can thus stand apart from a man and say the true thing with a kind of
+genial cruelty. Still there are some—and I doubt if there be any man who
+can return the compliment. The class of man represented by Vernon
+Whitford in _The Egoist_ says, indeed, the true thing, but he says it
+stockishly. Vernon is a noble fellow, and makes, by the way, a noble and
+instructive contrast to Daniel Deronda; his conduct is the conduct of a
+man of honour; but we agree with him, against our consciences, when he
+remorsefully considers “its astonishing dryness.” He is the best of men,
+but the best of women manage to combine all that and something more.
+Their very faults assist them; they are helped even by the falseness of
+their position in life. They can retire into the fortified camp of the
+proprieties. They can touch a subject and suppress it. The most adroit
+employ a somewhat elaborate reserve as a means to be frank, much as they
+wear gloves when they shake hands. But a man has the full responsibility
+of his freedom, cannot evade a question, can scarce be silent without
+rudeness, must answer for his words upon the moment, and is not seldom
+left face to face with a damning choice, between the more or less
+dishonourable wriggling of Deronda and the downright woodenness of Vernon
+Whitford.
+
+But the superiority of women is perpetually menaced; they do not sit
+throned on infirmities like the old; they are suitors as well as
+sovereigns; their vanity is engaged, their affections are too apt to
+follow; and hence much of the talk between the sexes degenerates into
+something unworthy of the name. The desire to please, to shine with a
+certain softness of lustre and to draw a fascinating picture of oneself,
+banishes from conversation all that is sterling and most of what is
+humorous. As soon as a strong current of mutual admiration begins to
+flow, the human interest triumphs entirely over the intellectual, and the
+commerce of words, consciously or not, becomes secondary to the
+commercing of eyes. But even where this ridiculous danger is avoided,
+and a man and woman converse equally and honestly, something in their
+nature or their education falsifies the strain. An instinct prompts them
+to agree; and where that is impossible, to agree to differ. Should they
+neglect the warning, at the first suspicion of an argument, they find
+themselves in different hemispheres. About any point of business or
+conduct, any actual affair demanding settlement, a woman will speak and
+listen, hear and answer arguments, not only with natural wisdom, but with
+candour and logical honesty. But if the subject of debate be something
+in the air, an abstraction, an excuse for talk, a logical Aunt Sally,
+then may the male debater instantly abandon hope; he may employ reason,
+adduce facts, be supple, be smiling, be angry, all shall avail him
+nothing; what the woman said first, that (unless she has forgotten it)
+she will repeat at the end. Hence, at the very junctures when a talk
+between men grows brighter and quicker and begins to promise to bear
+fruit, talk between the sexes is menaced with dissolution. The point of
+difference, the point of interest, is evaded by the brilliant woman,
+under a shower of irrelevant conversational rockets; it is bridged by the
+discreet woman with a rustle of silk, as she passes smoothly forward to
+the nearest point of safety. And this sort of prestidigitation, juggling
+the dangerous topic out of sight until it can be reintroduced with safety
+in an altered shape, is a piece of tactics among the true drawing-room
+queens.
+
+The drawing-room is, indeed, an artificial place; it is so by our choice
+and for our sins. The subjection of women; the ideal imposed upon them
+from the cradle, and worn, like a hair-shirt, with so much constancy;
+their motherly, superior tenderness to man’s vanity and self-importance;
+their managing arts—the arts of a civilised slave among good-natured
+barbarians—are all painful ingredients and all help to falsify relations.
+It is not till we get clear of that amusing artificial scene that genuine
+relations are founded, or ideas honestly compared. In the garden, on the
+road or the hillside, or _tête-à-tête_ and apart from interruptions,
+occasions arise when we may learn much from any single woman; and nowhere
+more often than in married life. Marriage is one long conversation,
+chequered by disputes. The disputes are valueless; they but ingrain the
+difference; the heroic heart of woman prompting her at once to nail her
+colours to the mast. But in the intervals, almost unconsciously and with
+no desire to shine, the whole material of life is turned over and over,
+ideas are struck out and shared, the two persons more and more adapt
+their notions one to suit the other, and in process of time, without
+sound of trumpet, they conduct each other into new worlds of thought.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII. THE CHARACTER OF DOGS
+
+
+The civilisation, the manners, and the morals of dog-kind are to a great
+extent subordinated to those of his ancestral master, man. This animal,
+in many ways so superior, has accepted a position of inferiority, shares
+the domestic life, and humours the caprices of the tyrant. But the
+potentate, like the British in India, pays small regard to the character
+of his willing client, judges him with listless glances, and condemns him
+in a byword. Listless have been the looks of his admirers, who have
+exhausted idle terms of praise, and buried the poor soul below
+exaggerations. And yet more idle and, if possible, more unintelligent
+has been the attitude of his express detractors; those who are very fond
+of dogs “but in their proper place”; who say “poo’ fellow, poo’ fellow,”
+and are themselves far poorer; who whet the knife of the vivisectionist
+or heat his oven; who are not ashamed to admire “the creature’s
+instinct”; and flying far beyond folly, have dared to resuscitate the
+theory of animal machines. The “dog’s instinct” and the “automaton-dog,”
+in this age of psychology and science, sound like strange anachronisms.
+An automaton he certainly is; a machine working independently of his
+control, the heart, like the mill-wheel, keeping all in motion, and the
+consciousness, like a person shut in the mill garret, enjoying the view
+out of the window and shaken by the thunder of the stones; an automaton
+in one corner of which a living spirit is confined: an automaton like
+man. Instinct again he certainly possesses. Inherited aptitudes are
+his, inherited frailties. Some things he at once views and understands,
+as though he were awakened from a sleep, as though he came “trailing
+clouds of glory.” But with him, as with man, the field of instinct is
+limited; its utterances are obscure and occasional; and about the far
+larger part of life both the dog and his master must conduct their steps
+by deduction and observation.
+
+The leading distinction between dog and man, after and perhaps before the
+different duration of their lives, is that the one can speak and that the
+other cannot. The absence of the power of speech confines the dog in the
+development of his intellect. It hinders him from many speculations, for
+words are the beginning of meta-physic. At the same blow it saves him
+from many superstitions, and his silence has won for him a higher name
+for virtue than his conduct justifies. The faults of the dog are many.
+He is vainer than man, singularly greedy of notice, singularly intolerant
+of ridicule, suspicious like the deaf, jealous to the degree of frenzy,
+and radically devoid of truth. The day of an intelligent small dog is
+passed in the manufacture and the laborious communication of falsehood;
+he lies with his tail, he lies with his eye, he lies with his protesting
+paw; and when he rattles his dish or scratches at the door his purpose is
+other than appears. But he has some apology to offer for the vice. Many
+of the signs which form his dialect have come to bear an arbitrary
+meaning, clearly understood both by his master and himself; yet when a
+new want arises he must either invent a new vehicle of meaning or wrest
+an old one to a different purpose; and this necessity frequently
+recurring must tend to lessen his idea of the sanctity of symbols.
+Meanwhile the dog is clear in his own conscience, and draws, with a human
+nicety, the distinction between formal and essential truth. Of his
+punning perversions, his legitimate dexterity with symbols, he is even
+vain; but when he has told and been detected in a lie, there is not a
+hair upon his body but confesses guilt. To a dog of gentlemanly feeling
+theft and falsehood are disgraceful vices. The canine, like the human,
+gentleman demands in his misdemeanours Montaigne’s “_je ne sais quoi de
+généreux_.” He is never more than half ashamed of having barked or
+bitten; and for those faults into which he has been led by the desire to
+shine before a lady of his race, he retains, even under physical
+correction, a share of pride. But to be caught lying, if he understands
+it, instantly uncurls his fleece.
+
+Just as among dull observers he preserves a name for truth, the dog has
+been credited with modesty. It is amazing how the use of language blunts
+the faculties of man—that because vain glory finds no vent in words,
+creatures supplied with eyes have been unable to detect a fault so gross
+and obvious. If a small spoiled dog were suddenly to be endowed with
+speech, he would prate interminably, and still about himself; when we had
+friends, we should be forced to lock him in a garret; and what with his
+whining jealousies and his foible for falsehood, in a year’s time he
+would have gone far to weary out our love. I was about to compare him to
+Sir Willoughby Patterne, but the Patternes have a manlier sense of their
+own merits; and the parallel, besides, is ready. Hans Christian
+Andersen, as we behold him in his startling memoirs, thrilling from top
+to toe with an excruciating vanity, and scouting even along the street
+for shadows of offence—here was the talking dog.
+
+It is just this rage for consideration that has betrayed the dog into his
+satellite position as the friend of man. The cat, an animal of franker
+appetites, preserves his independence. But the dog, with one eye ever on
+the audience, has been wheedled into slavery, and praised and patted into
+the renunciation of his nature. Once he ceased hunting and became man’s
+plate-licker, the Rubicon was crossed. Thenceforth he was a gentleman of
+leisure; and except the few whom we keep working, the whole race grew
+more and more self-conscious, mannered and affected. The number of
+things that a small dog does naturally is strangely small. Enjoying
+better spirits and not crushed under material cares, he is far more
+theatrical than average man. His whole life, if he be a dog of any
+pretension to gallantry, is spent in a vain show, and in the hot pursuit
+of admiration. Take out your puppy for a walk, and you will find the
+little ball of fur clumsy, stupid, bewildered, but natural. Let but a
+few months pass, and when you repeat the process you will find nature
+buried in convention. He will do nothing plainly; but the simplest
+processes of our material life will all be bent into the forms of an
+elaborate and mysterious etiquette. Instinct, says the fool, has
+awakened. But it is not so. Some dogs—some, at the very least—if they
+be kept separate from others, remain quite natural; and these, when at
+length they meet with a companion of experience, and have the game
+explained to them, distinguish themselves by the severity of their
+devotion to its rules. I wish I were allowed to tell a story which would
+radiantly illuminate the point; but men, like dogs, have an elaborate and
+mysterious etiquette. It is their bond of sympathy that both are the
+children of convention.
+
+The person, man or dog, who has a conscience is eternally condemned to
+some degree of humbug; the sense of the law in their members fatally
+precipitates either towards a frozen and affected bearing. And the
+converse is true; and in the elaborate and conscious manners of the dog,
+moral opinions and the love of the ideal stand confessed. To follow for
+ten minutes in the street some swaggering, canine cavalier, is to receive
+a lesson in dramatic art and the cultured conduct of the body; in every
+act and gesture you see him true to a refined conception; and the dullest
+cur, beholding him, pricks up his ear and proceeds to imitate and parody
+that charming ease. For to be a high-mannered and high-minded gentleman,
+careless, affable, and gay, is the inborn pretension of the dog. The
+large dog, so much lazier, so much more weighed upon with matter, so
+majestic in repose, so beautiful in effort, is born with the dramatic
+means to wholly represent the part. And it is more pathetic and perhaps
+more instructive to consider the small dog in his conscientious and
+imperfect efforts to outdo Sir Philip Sidney. For the ideal of the dog
+is feudal and religious; the ever-present polytheism, the whip-bearing
+Olympus of mankind, rules them on the one hand; on the other, their
+singular difference of size and strength among themselves effectually
+prevents the appearance of the democratic notion. Or we might more
+exactly compare their society to the curious spectacle presented by a
+school—ushers, monitors, and big and little boys—qualified by one
+circumstance, the introduction of the other sex. In each, we should
+observe a somewhat similar tension of manner, and somewhat similar points
+of honour. In each the larger animal keeps a contemptuous good humour;
+in each the smaller annoys him with wasp-like impudence, certain of
+practical immunity; in each we shall find a double life producing double
+characters, and an excursive and noisy heroism combined with a fair
+amount of practical timidity. I have known dogs, and I have known school
+heroes that, set aside the fur, could hardly have been told apart; and if
+we desire to understand the chivalry of old, we must turn to the school
+playfields or the dungheap where the dogs are trooping.
+
+Woman, with the dog, has been long enfranchised. Incessant massacre of
+female innocents has changed the proportions of the sexes and perverted
+their relations. Thus, when we regard the manners of the dog, we see a
+romantic and monogamous animal, once perhaps as delicate as the cat, at
+war with impossible conditions. Man has much to answer for; and the part
+he plays is yet more damnable and parlous than Corin’s in the eyes of
+Touchstone. But his intervention has at least created an imperial
+situation for the rare surviving ladies. In that society they reign
+without a rival: conscious queens; and in the only instance of a canine
+wife-beater that has ever fallen under my notice, the criminal was
+somewhat excused by the circumstances of his story. He is a little, very
+alert, well-bred, intelligent Skye, as black as a hat, with a wet bramble
+for a nose and two cairngorms for eyes. To the human observer, he is
+decidedly well-looking; but to the ladies of his race he seems abhorrent.
+A thorough elaborate gentleman, of the plume and sword-knot order, he was
+born with a nice sense of gallantry to women. He took at their hands the
+most outrageous treatment; I have heard him bleating like a sheep, I have
+seen him streaming blood, and his ear tattered like a regimental banner;
+and yet he would scorn to make reprisals. Nay more, when a human lady
+upraised the contumelious whip against the very dame who had been so
+cruelly misusing him, my little great-heart gave but one hoarse cry and
+fell upon the tyrant tooth and nail. This is the tale of a soul’s
+tragedy. After three years of unavailing chivalry, he suddenly, in one
+hour, threw off the yoke of obligation; had he been Shakespeare he would
+then have written _Troilus and Cressida_ to brand the offending sex; but
+being only a little dog, he began to bite them. The surprise of the
+ladies whom he attacked indicated the monstrosity of his offence; but he
+had fairly beaten off his better angel, fairly committed moral suicide;
+for almost in the same hour, throwing aside the last rags of decency, he
+proceeded to attack the aged also. The fact is worth remark, showing, as
+it does, that ethical laws are common both to dogs and men; and that with
+both a single deliberate violation of the conscience loosens all. “But
+while the lamp holds on to burn,” says the paraphrase, “the greatest
+sinner may return.” I have been cheered to see symptoms of effectual
+penitence in my sweet ruffian; and by the handling that he accepted
+uncomplainingly the other day from an indignant fair one, I begin to hope
+the period of _Sturm und Drang_ is closed.
+
+All these little gentlemen are subtle casuists. The duty to the female
+dog is plain; but where competing duties rise, down they will sit and
+study them out, like Jesuit confessors. I knew another little Skye,
+somewhat plain in manner and appearance, but a creature compact of
+amiability and solid wisdom. His family going abroad for a winter, he
+was received for that period by an uncle in the same city. The winter
+over, his own family home again, and his own house (of which he was very
+proud) reopened, he found himself in a dilemma between two conflicting
+duties of loyalty and gratitude. His old friends were not to be
+neglected, but it seemed hardly decent to desert the new. This was how
+he solved the problem. Every morning, as soon as the door was opened,
+off posted Coolin to his uncle’s, visited the children in the nursery,
+saluted the whole family, and was back at home in time for breakfast and
+his bit of fish. Nor was this done without a sacrifice on his part,
+sharply felt; for he had to forego the particular honour and jewel of his
+day—his morning’s walk with my father. And, perhaps from this cause, he
+gradually wearied of and relaxed the practice, and at length returned
+entirely to his ancient habits. But the same decision served him in
+another and more distressing case of divided duty, which happened not
+long after. He was not at all a kitchen dog, but the cook had nursed him
+with unusual kindness during the distemper; and though he did not adore
+her as he adored my father—although (born snob) he was critically
+conscious of her position as “only a servant”—he still cherished for her
+a special gratitude. Well, the cook left, and retired some streets away
+to lodgings of her own; and there was Coolin in precisely the same
+situation with any young gentleman who has had the inestimable benefit of
+a faithful nurse. The canine conscience did not solve the problem with a
+pound of tea at Christmas. No longer content to pay a flying visit, it
+was the whole forenoon that he dedicated to his solitary friend. And so,
+day by day, he continued to comfort her solitude until (for some reason
+which I could never understand and cannot approve) he was kept locked up
+to break him of the graceful habit. Here, it is not the similarity, it
+is the difference, that is worthy of remark; the clearly marked degrees
+of gratitude and the proportional duration of his visits. Anything
+further removed from instinct it were hard to fancy; and one is even
+stirred to a certain impatience with a character so destitute of
+spontaneity, so passionless in justice, and so priggishly obedient to the
+voice of reason.
+
+There are not many dogs like this good Coolin, and not many people. But
+the type is one well marked, both in the human and the canine family.
+Gallantry was not his aim, but a solid and somewhat oppressive
+respectability. He was a sworn foe to the unusual and the conspicuous, a
+praiser of the golden mean, a kind of city uncle modified by Cheeryble.
+And as he was precise and conscientious in all the steps of his own
+blameless course, he looked for the same precision and an even greater
+gravity in the bearing of his deity, my father. It was no sinecure to be
+Coolin’s idol: he was exacting like a rigid parent; and at every sign of
+levity in the man whom he respected, he announced loudly the death of
+virtue and the proximate fall of the pillars of the earth.
+
+I have called him a snob; but all dogs are so, though in varying degrees.
+It is hard to follow their snobbery among themselves; for though I think
+we can perceive distinctions of rank, we cannot grasp what is the
+criterion. Thus in Edinburgh, in a good part of the town, there were
+several distinct societies or clubs that met in the morning to—the phrase
+is technical—to “rake the backets” in a troop. A friend of mine, the
+master of three dogs, was one day surprised to observe that they had left
+one club and joined another; but whether it was a rise or a fall, and the
+result of an invitation or an expulsion, was more than he could guess.
+And this illustrates pointedly our ignorance of the real life of dogs,
+their social ambitions and their social hierarchies. At least, in their
+dealings with men they are not only conscious of sex, but of the
+difference of station. And that in the most snobbish manner; for the
+poor man’s dog is not offended by the notice of the rich, and keeps all
+his ugly feeling for those poorer or more ragged than his master. And
+again, for every station they have an ideal of behaviour, to which the
+master, under pain of derogation, will do wisely to conform. How often
+has not a cold glance of an eye informed me that my dog was disappointed;
+and how much more gladly would he not have taken a beating than to be
+thus wounded in the seat of piety!
+
+I knew one disrespectable dog. He was far liker a cat; cared little or
+nothing for men, with whom he merely coexisted as we do with cattle, and
+was entirely devoted to the art of poaching. A house would not hold him,
+and to live in a town was what he refused. He led, I believe, a life of
+troubled but genuine pleasure, and perished beyond all question in a
+trap. But this was an exception, a marked reversion to the ancestral
+type; like the hairy human infant. The true dog of the nineteenth
+century, to judge by the remainder of my fairly large acquaintance, is in
+love with respectability. A street-dog was once adopted by a lady.
+While still an Arab, he had done as Arabs do, gambolling in the mud,
+charging into butchers’ stalls, a cat-hunter, a sturdy beggar, a common
+rogue and vagabond; but with his rise into society he laid aside these
+inconsistent pleasures. He stole no more, he hunted no more cats; and
+conscious of his collar, he ignored his old companions. Yet the canine
+upper class was never brought to recognise the upstart, and from that
+hour, except for human countenance, he was alone. Friendless, shorn of
+his sports and the habits of a lifetime, he still lived in a glory of
+happiness, content with his acquired respectability, and with no care but
+to support it solemnly. Are we to condemn or praise this self-made dog?
+We praise his human brother. And thus to conquer vicious habits is as
+rare with dogs as with men. With the more part, for all their
+scruple-mongering and moral thought, the vices that are born with them
+remain invincible throughout; and they live all their years, glorying in
+their virtues, but still the slaves of their defects. Thus the sage
+Coolin was a thief to the last; among a thousand peccadilloes, a whole
+goose and a whole cold leg of mutton lay upon his conscience; but Woggs,
+{128} whose soul’s shipwreck in the matter of gallantry I have recounted
+above, has only twice been known to steal, and has often nobly conquered
+the temptation. The eighth is his favourite commandment. There is
+something painfully human in these unequal virtues and mortal frailties
+of the best. Still more painful is the bearing of those “stammering
+professors” in the house of sickness and under the terror of death. It
+is beyond a doubt to me that, somehow or other, the dog connects
+together, or confounds, the uneasiness of sickness and the consciousness
+of guilt. To the pains of the body he often adds the tortures of the
+conscience; and at these times his haggard protestations form, in regard
+to the human deathbed, a dreadful parody or parallel.
+
+I once supposed that I had found an inverse relation between the double
+etiquette which dogs obey; and that those who were most addicted to the
+showy street life among other dogs were less careful in the practice of
+home virtues for the tyrant man. But the female dog, that mass of
+carneying affectations, shines equally in either sphere; rules her rough
+posse of attendant swains with unwearying tact and gusto; and with her
+master and mistress pushes the arts of insinuation to their crowning
+point. The attention of man and the regard of other dogs flatter (it
+would thus appear) the same sensibility; but perhaps, if we could read
+the canine heart, they would be found to flatter it in very different
+degrees. Dogs live with man as courtiers round a monarch, steeped in the
+flattery of his notice and enriched with sinecures. To push their favour
+in this world of pickings and caresses is, perhaps, the business of their
+lives; and their joys may lie outside. I am in despair at our persistent
+ignorance. I read in the lives of our companions the same processes of
+reason, the same antique and fatal conflicts of the right against the
+wrong, and of unbitted nature with too rigid custom; I see them with our
+weaknesses, vain, false, inconstant against appetite, and with our one
+stalk of virtue, devoted to the dream of an ideal; and yet, as they hurry
+by me on the street with tail in air, or come singly to solicit my
+regard, I must own the secret purport of their lives is still inscrutable
+to man. Is man the friend, or is he the patron only? Have they indeed
+forgotten nature’s voice? or are those moments snatched from courtiership
+when they touch noses with the tinker’s mongrel, the brief reward and
+pleasure of their artificial lives? Doubtless, when man shares with his
+dog the toils of a profession and the pleasures of an art, as with the
+shepherd or the poacher, the affection warms and strengthens till it
+fills the soul. But doubtless, also, the masters are, in many cases, the
+object of a merely interested cultus, sitting aloft like Louis Quatorze,
+giving and receiving flattery and favour; and the dogs, like the majority
+of men, have but foregone their true existence and become the dupes of
+their ambition.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII. A PENNY PLAIN AND TWOPENCE COLOURED
+
+
+These words will be familiar to all students of Skelt’s Juvenile Drama.
+That national monument, after having changed its name to Park’s, to
+Webb’s, to Redington’s, and last of all to Pollock’s, has now become, for
+the most part, a memory. Some of its pillars, like Stonehenge, are still
+afoot, the rest clean vanished. It may be the Museum numbers a full set;
+and Mr. Ionides perhaps, or else her gracious Majesty, may boast their
+great collections; but to the plain private person they are become, like
+Raphaels, unattainable. I have, at different times, possessed _Aladdin_,
+_The Red Rover_, _The Blind Boy_, _The Old Oak Chest_, _The Wood Dæmon_,
+_Jack Sheppard_, _The Miller and his Men_, _Der Freischütz_, _The
+Smuggler_, _The Forest of Bondy_, _Robin Hood_, _The Waterman_, _Richard
+I._, _My Poll and my Partner Joe_, _The Inchcape Bell_ (imperfect), and
+_Three-Fingered Jack_, _The Terror of Jamaica_; and I have assisted
+others in the illumination of _Maid of the Inn_ and _The Battle of
+Waterloo_. In this roll-call of stirring names you read the evidences of
+a happy childhood; and though not half of them are still to be procured
+of any living stationer, in the mind of their once happy owner all
+survive, kaleidoscopes of changing pictures, echoes of the past.
+
+There stands, I fancy, to this day (but now how fallen!) a certain
+stationer’s shop at a corner of the wide thoroughfare that joins the city
+of my childhood with the sea. When, upon any Saturday, we made a party
+to behold the ships, we passed that corner; and since in those days I
+loved a ship as a man loves Burgundy or daybreak, this of itself had been
+enough to hallow it. But there was more than that. In the Leith Walk
+window, all the year round, there stood displayed a theatre in working
+order, with a “forest set,” a “combat,” and a few “robbers carousing” in
+the slides; and below and about, dearer tenfold to me! the plays
+themselves, those budgets of romance, lay tumbled one upon another. Long
+and often have I lingered there with empty pockets. One figure, we shall
+say, was visible in the first plate of characters, bearded, pistol in
+hand, or drawing to his ear the clothyard arrow; I would spell the name:
+was it Macaire, or Long Tom Coffin, or Grindoff, 2d dress? O, how I
+would long to see the rest! how—if the name by chance were hidden—I would
+wonder in what play he figured, and what immortal legend justified his
+attitude and strange apparel! And then to go within, to announce
+yourself as an intending purchaser, and, closely watched, be suffered to
+undo those bundles and breathlessly devour those pages of gesticulating
+villains, epileptic combats, bosky forests, palaces and war-ships,
+frowning fortresses and prison vaults—it was a giddy joy. That shop,
+which was dark and smelt of Bibles, was a loadstone rock for all that
+bore the name of boy. They could not pass it by, nor, having entered,
+leave it. It was a place besieged; the shopmen, like the Jews rebuilding
+Salem, had a double task. They kept us at the stick’s end, frowned us
+down, snatched each play out of our hand ere we were trusted with
+another, and, increditable as it may sound, used to demand of us upon our
+entrance, like banditti, if we came with money or with empty hand. Old
+Mr. Smith himself, worn out with my eternal vacillation, once swept the
+treasures from before me, with the cry: “I do not believe, child, that
+you are an intending purchaser at all!” These were the dragons of the
+garden; but for such joys of paradise we could have faced the Terror of
+Jamaica himself. Every sheet we fingered was another lightning glance
+into obscure, delicious story; it was like wallowing in the raw stuff of
+story-books. I know nothing to compare with it save now and then in
+dreams, when I am privileged to read in certain unwrit stories of
+adventure, from which I awake to find the world all vanity. The _crux_
+of Buridan’s donkey was as nothing to the uncertainty of the boy as he
+handled and lingered and doated on these bundles of delight; there was a
+physical pleasure in the sight and touch of them which he would jealously
+prolong; and when at length the deed was done, the play selected, and the
+impatient shopman had brushed the rest into the gray portfolio, and the
+boy was forth again, a little late for dinner, the lamps springing into
+light in the blue winter’s even, and _The Miller_, or _The Rover_, or
+some kindred drama clutched against his side—on what gay feet he ran, and
+how he laughed aloud in exultation! I can hear that laughter still. Out
+of all the years of my life, I can recall but one home-coming to compare
+with these, and that was on the night when I brought back with me the
+_Arabian Entertainments_ in the fat, old, double-columned volume with the
+prints. I was just well into the story of the Hunchback, I remember,
+when my clergyman-grandfather (a man we counted pretty stiff) came in
+behind me. I grew blind with terror. But instead of ordering the book
+away, he said he envied me. Ah, well he might!
+
+The purchase and the first half-hour at home, that was the summit.
+Thenceforth the interest declined by little and little. The fable, as
+set forth in the play-book, proved to be not worthy of the scenes and
+characters: what fable would not? Such passages as: “Scene 6. The
+Hermitage. Night set scene. Place back of scene 1, No. 2, at back of
+stage and hermitage, Fig. 2, out of set piece, R. H. in a slanting
+direction”—such passages, I say, though very practical, are hardly to be
+called good reading. Indeed, as literature, these dramas did not much
+appeal to me. I forget the very outline of the plots. Of _The Blind
+Boy_, beyond the fact that he was a most injured prince and once, I
+think, abducted, I know nothing. And _The Old Oak Chest_, what was it
+all about? that proscript (1st dress), that prodigious number of
+banditti, that old woman with the broom, and the magnificent kitchen in
+the third act (was it in the third?)—they are all fallen in a deliquium,
+swim faintly in my brain, and mix and vanish.
+
+I cannot deny that joy attended the illumination; nor can I quite forget
+that child who, wilfully foregoing pleasure, stoops to “twopence
+coloured.” With crimson lake (hark to the sound of it—crimson lake!—the
+horns of elf-land are not richer on the ear)—with crimson lake and
+Prussian blue a certain purple is to be compounded which, for cloaks
+especially, Titian could not equal. The latter colour with gamboge, a
+hated name although an exquisite pigment, supplied a green of such a
+savoury greenness that to-day my heart regrets it. Nor can I recall
+without a tender weakness the very aspect of the water where I dipped my
+brush. Yes, there was pleasure in the painting. But when all was
+painted, it is needless to deny it, all was spoiled. You might, indeed,
+set up a scene or two to look at; but to cut the figures out was simply
+sacrilege; nor could any child twice court the tedium, the worry, and the
+long-drawn disenchantment of an actual performance. Two days after the
+purchase the honey had been sucked. Parents used to complain; they
+thought I wearied of my play. It was not so: no more than a person can
+be said to have wearied of his dinner when he leaves the bones and
+dishes; I had got the marrow of it and said grace.
+
+Then was the time to turn to the back of the play-book and to study that
+enticing double file of names, where poetry, for the true child of Skelt,
+reigned happy and glorious like her Majesty the Queen. Much as I have
+travelled in these realms of gold, I have yet seen, upon that map or
+abstract, names of El Dorados that still haunt the ear of memory, and are
+still but names. _The Floating Beacon_—why was that denied me? or _The
+Wreck Ashore_? _Sixteen-String Jack_ whom I did not even guess to be a
+highwayman, troubled me awake and haunted my slumbers; and there is one
+sequence of three from that enchanted calender that I still at times
+recall, like a loved verse of poetry: _Lodoiska_, _Silver Palace_, _Echo
+of Westminster Bridge_. Names, bare names, are surely more to children
+than we poor, grown-up, obliterated fools remember.
+
+The name of Skelt itself has always seemed a part and parcel of the charm
+of his productions. It may be different with the rose, but the
+attraction of this paper drama sensibly declined when Webb had crept into
+the rubric: a poor cuckoo, flaunting in Skelt’s nest. And now we have
+reached Pollock, sounding deeper gulfs. Indeed, this name of Skelt
+appears so stagey and piratic, that I will adopt it boldly to design
+these qualities. Skeltery, then, is a quality of much art. It is even
+to be found, with reverence be it said, among the works of nature. The
+stagey is its generic name; but it is an old, insular, home-bred
+staginess; not French, domestically British; not of to-day, but smacking
+of O. Smith, Fitzball, and the great age of melodrama: a peculiar
+fragrance haunting it; uttering its unimportant message in a tone of
+voice that has the charm of fresh antiquity. I will not insist upon the
+art of Skelt’s purveyors. These wonderful characters that once so
+thrilled our soul with their bold attitude, array of deadly engines and
+incomparable costume, to-day look somewhat pallidly; the extreme hard
+favour of the heroine strikes me, I had almost said with pain; the
+villain’s scowl no longer thrills me like a trumpet; and the scenes
+themselves, those once unparalleled landscapes, seem the efforts of a
+prentice hand. So much of fault we find; but on the other side the
+impartial critic rejoices to remark the presence of a great unity of
+gusto; of those direct clap-trap appeals, which a man is dead and
+buriable when he fails to answer; of the footlight glamour, the
+ready-made, bare-faced, transpontine picturesque, a thing not one with
+cold reality, but how much dearer to the mind!
+
+The scenery of Skeltdom—or, shall we say, the kingdom of Transpontus?—had
+a prevailing character. Whether it set forth Poland as in _The Blind
+Boy_, or Bohemia with _The Miller and his Men_, or Italy with _The Old
+Oak Chest_, still it was Transpontus. A botanist could tell it by the
+plants. The hollyhock was all pervasive, running wild in deserts; the
+dock was common, and the bending reed; and overshadowing these were
+poplar, palm, potato tree, and _Quercus Skeltica_—brave growths. The
+caves were all embowelled in the Surreyside formation; the soil was all
+betrodden by the light pump of T. P. Cooke. Skelt, to be sure, had yet
+another, an oriental string: he held the gorgeous east in fee; and in the
+new quarter of Hyères, say, in the garden of the Hotel des Iles d’Or, you
+may behold these blessed visions realised. But on these I will not
+dwell; they were an outwork; it was in the occidental scenery that Skelt
+was all himself. It had a strong flavour of England; it was a sort of
+indigestion of England and drop-scenes, and I am bound to say was
+charming. How the roads wander, how the castle sits upon the hill, how
+the sun eradiates from behind the cloud, and how the congregated clouds
+themselves up-roll, as stiff as bolsters! Here is the cottage interior,
+the usual first flat, with the cloak upon the nail, the rosaries of
+onions, the gun and powder-horn and corner-cupboard; here is the inn
+(this drama must be nautical, I foresee Captain Luff and Bold Bob
+Bowsprit) with the red curtain, pipes, spittoons, and eight-day clock;
+and there again is that impressive dungeon with the chains, which was so
+dull to colour. England, the hedgerow elms, the thin brick houses,
+windmills, glimpses of the navigable Thames—England, when at last I came
+to visit it, was only Skelt made evident: to cross the border was, for
+the Scotsman, to come home to Skelt; there was the inn-sign and there the
+horse-trough, all foreshadowed in the faithful Skelt. If, at the ripe
+age of fourteen years, I bought a certain cudgel, got a friend to load
+it, and thenceforward walked the tame ways of the earth my own ideal,
+radiating pure romance—still I was but a puppet in the hand of Skelt; the
+original of that regretted bludgeon, and surely the antitype of all the
+bludgeon kind, greatly improved from Cruikshank, had adorned the hand of
+Jonathan Wild, pl. I. “This is mastering me,” as Whitman cries, upon
+some lesser provocation. What am I? what are life, art, letters, the
+world, but what my Skelt has made them? He stamped himself upon my
+immaturity. The world was plain before I knew him, a poor penny world;
+but soon it was all coloured with romance. If I go to the theatre to see
+a good old melodrama, ’tis but Skelt a little faded. If I visit a bold
+scene in nature, Skelt would have been bolder; there had been certainly a
+castle on that mountain, and the hollow tree—that set piece—I seem to
+miss it in the foreground. Indeed, out of this cut-and-dry, dull,
+swaggering, obtrusive, and infantile art, I seem to have learned the very
+spirit of my life’s enjoyment; met there the shadows of the characters I
+was to read about and love in a late future; got the romance of _Der
+Freischütz_ long ere I was to hear of Weber or the mighty Formes;
+acquired a gallery of scenes and characters with which, in the silent
+theatre of the brain, I might enact all novels and romances; and took
+from these rude cuts an enduring and transforming pleasure. Reader—and
+yourself?
+
+A word of moral: it appears that B. Pollock, late J. Redington, No. 73
+Hoxton Street, not only publishes twenty-three of these old stage
+favourites, but owns the necessary plates and displays a modest readiness
+to issue other thirty-three. If you love art, folly, or the bright eyes
+of children, speed to Pollock’s, or to Clarke’s of Garrick Street. In
+Pollock’s list of publicanda I perceive a pair of my ancient aspirations:
+_Wreck Ashore_ and _Sixteen-String Jack_; and I cherish the belief that
+when these shall see once more the light of day, B. Pollock will remember
+this apologist. But, indeed, I have a dream at times that is not all a
+dream. I seem to myself to wander in a ghostly street—E. W., I think,
+the postal district—close below the fool’s-cap of St. Paul’s, and yet
+within easy hearing of the echo of the Abbey bridge. There in a dim
+shop, low in the roof and smelling strong of glue and footlights, I find
+myself in quaking treaty with great Skelt himself, the aboriginal all
+dusty from the tomb. I buy, with what a choking heart—I buy them all,
+all but the pantomimes; I pay my mental money, and go forth; and lo! the
+packets are dust.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV. A GOSSIP ON A NOVEL OF DUMAS’S
+
+
+The books that we re-read the oftenest are not always those that we
+admire the most; we choose and we re-visit them for many and various
+reasons, as we choose and revisit human friends. One or two of Scott’s
+novels, Shakespeare, Molière, Montaigne, _The Egoist_, and the _Vicomte
+de Bragelonne_, form the inner circle of my intimates. Behind these
+comes a good troop of dear acquaintances; _The Pilgrim’s Progress_ in the
+front rank, _The Bible in Spain_ not far behind. There are besides a
+certain number that look at me with reproach as I pass them by on my
+shelves: books that I once thumbed and studied: houses which were once
+like home to me, but where I now rarely visit. I am on these sad terms
+(and blush to confess it) with Wordsworth, Horace, Burns and Hazlitt.
+Last of all, there is the class of book that has its hour of
+brilliancy—glows, sings, charms, and then fades again into insignificance
+until the fit return. Chief of those who thus smile and frown on me by
+turns, I must name Virgil and Herrick, who, were they but
+
+ “Their sometime selves the same throughout the year,”
+
+must have stood in the first company with the six names of my continual
+literary intimates. To these six, incongruous as they seem, I have long
+been faithful, and hope to be faithful to the day of death. I have never
+read the whole of Montaigne, but I do not like to be long without reading
+some of him, and my delight in what I do read never lessens. Of
+Shakespeare I have read all but _Richard III._, _Henry VI._, _Titus
+Andronicus_, and _All’s Well that Ends Well_; and these, having already
+made all suitable endeavour, I now know that I shall never read—to make
+up for which unfaithfulness I could read much of the rest for ever. Of
+Molière—surely the next greatest name of Christendom—I could tell a very
+similar story; but in a little corner of a little essay these princes are
+too much out of place, and I prefer to pay my fealty and pass on. How
+often I have read _Guy Mannering_, _Rob Roy_, or _Redgauntlet_, I have no
+means of guessing, having begun young. But it is either four or five
+times that I have read _The Egoist_, and either five or six that I have
+read the _Vicomte de Bragelonne_.
+
+Some, who would accept the others, may wonder that I should have spent so
+much of this brief life of ours over a work so little famous as the last.
+And, indeed, I am surprised myself; not at my own devotion, but the
+coldness of the world. My acquaintance with the _Vicomte_ began,
+somewhat indirectly, in the year of grace 1863, when I had the advantage
+of studying certain illustrated dessert plates in a hotel at Nice. The
+name of d’Artagnan in the legends I already saluted like an old friend,
+for I had met it the year before in a work of Miss Yonge’s. My first
+perusal was in one of those pirated editions that swarmed at that time
+out of Brussels, and ran to such a troop of neat and dwarfish volumes. I
+understood but little of the merits of the book; my strongest memory is
+of the execution of d’Eyméric and Lyodot—a strange testimony to the
+dulness of a boy, who could enjoy the rough-and-tumble in the Place de
+Grêve, and forget d’Artagnan’s visits to the two financiers. My next
+reading was in winter-time, when I lived alone upon the Pentlands. I
+would return in the early night from one of my patrols with the shepherd;
+a friendly face would meet me in the door, a friendly retriever scurry
+upstairs to fetch my slippers; and I would sit down with the _Vicomte_
+for a long, silent, solitary lamp-light evening by the fire. And yet I
+know not why I call it silent, when it was enlivened with such a clatter
+of horse-shoes, and such a rattle of musketry, and such a stir of talk;
+or why I call those evenings solitary in which I gained so many friends.
+I would rise from my book and pull the blind aside, and see the snow and
+the glittering hollies chequer a Scotch garden, and the winter moonlight
+brighten the white hills. Thence I would turn again to that crowded and
+sunny field of life in which it was so easy to forget myself, my cares,
+and my surroundings: a place busy as a city, bright as a theatre,
+thronged with memorable faces, and sounding with delightful speech. I
+carried the thread of that epic into my slumbers, I woke with it
+unbroken, I rejoiced to plunge into the book again at breakfast, it was
+with a pang that I must lay it down and turn to my own labours; for no
+part of the world has ever seemed to me so charming as these pages, and
+not even my friends are quite so real, perhaps quite so dear, as
+d’Artagnan.
+
+Since then I have been going to and fro at very brief intervals in my
+favourite book; and I have now just risen from my last (let me call it my
+fifth) perusal, having liked it better and admired it more seriously than
+ever. Perhaps I have a sense of ownership, being so well known in these
+six volumes. Perhaps I think that d’Artagnan delights to have me read of
+him, and Louis Quatorze is gratified, and Fouquet throws me a look, and
+Aramis, although he knows I do not love him, yet plays to me with his
+best graces, as to an old patron of the show. Perhaps, if I am not
+careful, something may befall me like what befell George IV. about the
+battle of Waterloo, and I may come to fancy the _Vicomte_ one of the
+first, and Heaven knows the best, of my own works. At least, I avow
+myself a partisan; and when I compare the popularity of the _Vicomte_
+with that of _Monte Cristo_, or its own elder brother, the _Trois
+Mousquetaires_, I confess I am both pained and puzzled.
+
+To those who have already made acquaintance with the titular hero in the
+pages of _Vingt Ans Après_, perhaps the name may act as a deterrent. A
+man might, well stand back if he supposed he were to follow, for six
+volumes, so well-conducted, so fine-spoken, and withal so dreary a
+cavalier as Bragelonne. But the fear is idle. I may be said to have
+passed the best years of my life in these six volumes, and my
+acquaintance with Raoul has never gone beyond a bow; and when he, who has
+so long pretended to be alive, is at last suffered to pretend to be dead,
+I am sometimes reminded of a saying in an earlier volume: “_Enfin_, _dit
+Miss Stewart_,”—and it was of Bragelonne she spoke—“_enfin il a fait
+quelquechose_: _c’est_, _ma foi_! _bien heureux_.” I am reminded of it,
+as I say; and the next moment, when Athos dies of his death, and my dear
+d’Artagnan bursts into his storm of sobbing, I can but deplore my
+flippancy.
+
+Or perhaps it is La Vallière that the reader of _Vingt Ans Après_ is
+inclined to flee. Well, he is right there too, though not so right.
+Louise is no success. Her creator has spared no pains; she is
+well-meant, not ill-designed, sometimes has a word that rings out true;
+sometimes, if only for a breath, she may even engage our sympathies. But
+I have never envied the King his triumph. And so far from pitying
+Bragelonne for his defeat, I could wish him no worse (not for lack of
+malice, but imagination) than to be wedded to that lady. Madame enchants
+me; I can forgive that royal minx her most serious offences; I can thrill
+and soften with the King on that memorable occasion when he goes to
+upbraid and remains to flirt; and when it comes to the “_Allons_,
+_aimez-moi donc_,” it is my heart that melts in the bosom of de Guiche.
+Not so with Louise. Readers cannot fail to have remarked that what an
+author tells us of the beauty or the charm of his creatures goes for
+nought; that we know instantly better; that the heroine cannot open her
+mouth but what, all in a moment, the fine phrases of preparation fall
+from round her like the robes from Cinderella, and she stands before us,
+self-betrayed, as a poor, ugly, sickly wench, or perhaps a strapping
+market-woman. Authors, at least, know it well; a heroine will too often
+start the trick of “getting ugly;” and no disease is more difficult to
+cure. I said authors; but indeed I had a side eye to one author in
+particular, with whose works I am very well acquainted, though I cannot
+read them, and who has spent many vigils in this cause, sitting beside
+his ailing puppets and (like a magician) wearying his art to restore them
+to youth and beauty. There are others who ride too high for these
+misfortunes. Who doubts the loveliness of Rosalind? Arden itself was
+not more lovely. Who ever questioned the perennial charm of Rose
+Jocelyn, Lucy Desborough, or Clara Middleton? fair women with fair names,
+the daughters of George Meredith. Elizabeth Bennet has but to speak, and
+I am at her knees. Ah! these are the creators of desirable women. They
+would never have fallen in the mud with Dumas and poor La Vallière. It
+is my only consolation that not one of all of them, except the first,
+could have plucked at the moustache of d’Artagnan.
+
+Or perhaps, again, a proportion of readers stumble at the threshold. In
+so vast a mansion there were sure to be back stairs and kitchen offices
+where no one would delight to linger; but it was at least unhappy that
+the vestibule should be so badly lighted; and until, in the seventeenth
+chapter, d’Artagnan sets off to seek his friends, I must confess, the
+book goes heavily enough. But, from thenceforward, what a feast is
+spread! Monk kidnapped; d’Artagnan enriched; Mazarin’s death; the ever
+delectable adventure of Belle Isle, wherein Aramis outwits d’Artagnan,
+with its epilogue (vol. v. chap. xxviii.), where d’Artagnan regains the
+moral superiority; the love adventures at Fontainebleau, with St.
+Aignan’s story of the dryad and the business of de Guiche, de Wardes, and
+Manicamp; Aramis made general of the Jesuits; Aramis at the bastille; the
+night talk in the forest of Sénart; Belle Isle again, with the death of
+Porthos; and last, but not least, the taming of d’Artagnan the untamable,
+under the lash of the young King. What other novel has such epic variety
+and nobility of incident? often, if you will, impossible; often of the
+order of an Arabian story; and yet all based in human nature. For if you
+come to that, what novel has more human nature? not studied with the
+microscope, but seen largely, in plain daylight, with the natural eye?
+What novel has more good sense, and gaiety, and wit, and unflagging,
+admirable literary skill? Good souls, I suppose, must sometimes read it
+in the blackguard travesty of a translation. But there is no style so
+untranslatable; light as a whipped trifle, strong as silk; wordy like a
+village tale; pat like a general’s despatch; with every fault, yet never
+tedious; with no merit, yet inimitably right. And, once more, to make an
+end of commendations, what novel is inspired with a more unstrained or a
+more wholesome morality?
+
+Yes; in spite of Miss Yonge, who introduced me to the name of d’Artagnan
+only to dissuade me from a nearer knowledge of the man, I have to add
+morality. There is no quite good book without a good morality; but the
+world is wide, and so are morals. Out of two people who have dipped into
+Sir Richard Burton’s _Thousand and One Nights_, one shall have been
+offended by the animal details; another to whom these were harmless,
+perhaps even pleasing, shall yet have been shocked in his turn by the
+rascality and cruelty of all the characters. Of two readers, again, one
+shall have been pained by the morality of a religious memoir, one by that
+of the _Vicomte de Bragelonne_. And the point is that neither need be
+wrong. We shall always shock each other both in life and art; we cannot
+get the sun into our pictures, nor the abstract right (if there be such a
+thing) into our books; enough if, in the one, there glimmer some hint of
+the great light that blinds us from heaven; enough if, in the other,
+there shine, even upon foul details, a spirit of magnanimity. I would
+scarce send to the _Vicomte_ a reader who was in quest of what we may
+call puritan morality. The ventripotent mulatto, the great eater,
+worker, earner and waster, the man of much and witty laughter, the man of
+the great heart and alas! of the doubtful honesty, is a figure not yet
+clearly set before the world; he still awaits a sober and yet genial
+portrait; but with whatever art that may be touched, and whatever
+indulgence, it will not be the portrait of a precisian. Dumas was
+certainly not thinking of himself, but of Planchet, when he put into the
+mouth of d’Artagnan’s old servant this excellent profession: “_Monsieur_,
+_j’étais une de ces bonnes pâtes d’hommes que Dieu a fait pour s’animer
+pendant un certain temps et pour trouver bonnes toutes choses qui
+accompagnent leur séjour sur la terre_.” He was thinking, as I say, of
+Planchet, to whom the words are aptly fitted; but they were fitted also
+to Planchet’s creator; and perhaps this struck him as he wrote, for
+observe what follows: “_D’Artagnan s’assit alors près de la fenêtre_,
+_et_, _cette philosophie de Planchet lui ayant paru solide_, _il y
+rêva_.” In a man who finds all things good, you will scarce expect much
+zeal for negative virtues: the active alone will have a charm for him;
+abstinence, however wise, however kind, will always seem to such a judge
+entirely mean and partly impious. So with Dumas. Chastity is not near
+his heart; nor yet, to his own sore cost, that virtue of frugality which
+is the armour of the artist. Now, in the _Vicomte_, he had much to do
+with the contest of Fouquet and Colbert. Historic justice should be all
+upon the side of Colbert, of official honesty, and fiscal competence.
+And Dumas knew it well: three times at least he shows his knowledge; once
+it is but flashed upon us and received with the laughter of Fouquet
+himself, in the jesting controversy in the gardens of Saint Mandé; once
+it is touched on by Aramis in the forest of Sénart; in the end, it is set
+before us clearly in one dignified speech of the triumphant Colbert. But
+in Fouquet, the waster, the lover of good cheer and wit and art, the
+swift transactor of much business, “_l’homme de bruit_, _l’homme de
+plaisir_, _l’homme qui n’est que parceque les autres sont_,” Dumas saw
+something of himself and drew the figure the more tenderly. It is to me
+even touching to see how he insists on Fouquet’s honour; not seeing, you
+might think, that unflawed honour is impossible to spendthrifts; but
+rather, perhaps, in the light of his own life, seeing it too well, and
+clinging the more to what was left. Honour can survive a wound; it can
+live and thrive without a member. The man rebounds from his disgrace; he
+begins fresh foundations on the ruins of the old; and when his sword is
+broken, he will do valiantly with his dagger. So it is with Fouquet in
+the book; so it was with Dumas on the battlefield of life.
+
+To cling to what is left of any damaged quality is virtue in the man; but
+perhaps to sing its praises is scarcely to be called morality in the
+writer. And it is elsewhere, it is in the character of d’Artagnan, that
+we must look for that spirit of morality, which is one of the chief
+merits of the book, makes one of the main joys of its perusal, and sets
+it high above more popular rivals. Athos, with the coming of years, has
+declined too much into the preacher, and the preacher of a sapless creed;
+but d’Artagnan has mellowed into a man so witty, rough, kind and upright,
+that he takes the heart by storm. There is nothing of the copy-book
+about his virtues, nothing of the drawing-room in his fine, natural
+civility; he will sail near the wind; he is no district visitor—no Wesley
+or Robespierre; his conscience is void of all refinement whether for good
+or evil; but the whole man rings true like a good sovereign. Readers who
+have approached the _Vicomte_, not across country, but by the legitimate,
+five-volumed avenue of the _Mousquetaires_ and _Vingt Ans Après_, will
+not have forgotten d’Artagnan’s ungentlemanly and perfectly improbable
+trick upon Milady. What a pleasure it is, then, what a reward, and how
+agreeable a lesson, to see the old captain humble himself to the son of
+the man whom he had personated! Here, and throughout, if I am to choose
+virtues for myself or my friends, let me choose the virtues of
+d’Artagnan. I do not say there is no character as well drawn in
+Shakespeare; I do say there is none that I love so wholly. There are
+many spiritual eyes that seem to spy upon our actions—eyes of the dead
+and the absent, whom we imagine to behold us in our most private hours,
+and whom we fear and scruple to offend: our witnesses and judges. And
+among these, even if you should think me childish, I must count my
+d’Artagnan—not d’Artagnan of the memoirs whom Thackeray pretended to
+prefer—a preference, I take the freedom of saying, in which he stands
+alone; not the d’Artagnan of flesh and blood, but him of the ink and
+paper; not Nature’s, but Dumas’s. And this is the particular crown and
+triumph of the artist—not to be true merely, but to be lovable; not
+simply to convince, but to enchant.
+
+There is yet another point in the _Vicomte_ which I find incomparable. I
+can recall no other work of the imagination in which the end of life is
+represented with so nice a tact. I was asked the other day if Dumas made
+me laugh or cry. Well in this my late fifth reading of the _Vicomte_, I
+did laugh once at the small Coquelin de Volière business, and was perhaps
+a thought surprised at having done so: to make up for it, I smiled
+continually. But for tears, I do not know. If you put a pistol to my
+throat, I must own the tale trips upon a very airy foot—within a
+measurable distance of unreality; and for those who like the big guns to
+be discharged and the great passions to appear authentically, it may even
+seem inadequate from first to last. Not so to me; I cannot count that a
+poor dinner, or a poor book, where I meet with those I love; and, above
+all, in this last volume, I find a singular charm of spirit. It breathes
+a pleasant and a tonic sadness, always brave, never hysterical. Upon the
+crowded, noisy life of this long tale, evening gradually falls; and the
+lights are extinguished, and the heroes pass away one by one. One by one
+they go, and not a regret embitters their departure; the young succeed
+them in their places, Louis Quatorze is swelling larger and shining
+broader, another generation and another France dawn on the horizon; but
+for us and these old men whom we have loved so long, the inevitable end
+draws near and is welcome. To read this well is to anticipate
+experience. Ah, if only when these hours of the long shadows fall for us
+in reality and not in figure, we may hope to face them with a mind as
+quiet!
+
+But my paper is running out; the siege guns are firing on the Dutch
+frontier; and I must say adieu for the fifth time to my old comrade
+fallen on the field of glory. _Adieu_—rather _au revoir_! Yet a sixth
+time, dearest d’Artagnan, we shall kidnap Monk and take horse together
+for Belle Isle.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV. A GOSSIP ON ROMANCE
+
+
+In anything fit to be called by the name of reading, the process itself
+should be absorbing and voluptuous; we should gloat over a book, be rapt
+clean out of ourselves, and rise from the perusal, our mind filled with
+the busiest, kaleidoscopic dance of images, incapable of sleep or of
+continuous thought. The words, if the book be eloquent, should run
+thenceforward in our ears like the noise of breakers, and the story, if
+it be a story, repeat itself in a thousand coloured pictures to the eye.
+It was for this last pleasure that we read so closely, and loved our
+books so dearly, in the bright, troubled period of boyhood. Eloquence
+and thought, character and conversation, were but obstacles to brush
+aside as we dug blithely after a certain sort of incident, like a pig for
+truffles. For my part, I liked a story to begin with an old wayside inn
+where, “towards the close of the year 17--,” several gentlemen in
+three-cocked hats were playing bowls. A friend of mine preferred the
+Malabar coast in a storm, with a ship beating to windward, and a scowling
+fellow of Herculean proportions striding along the beach; he, to be sure,
+was a pirate. This was further afield than my home-keeping fancy loved
+to travel, and designed altogether for a larger canvas than the tales
+that I affected. Give me a highwayman and I was full to the brim; a
+Jacobite would do, but the highwayman was my favourite dish. I can still
+hear that merry clatter of the hoofs along the moonlit lane; night and
+the coming of day are still related in my mind with the doings of John
+Rann or Jerry Abershaw; and the words “post-chaise,” the “great North
+road,” “ostler,” and “nag” still sound in my ears like poetry. One and
+all, at least, and each with his particular fancy, we read story-books in
+childhood, not for eloquence or character or thought, but for some
+quality of the brute incident. That quality was not mere bloodshed or
+wonder. Although each of these was welcome in its place, the charm for
+the sake of which we read depended on something different from either.
+My elders used to read novels aloud; and I can still remember four
+different passages which I heard, before I was ten, with the same keen
+and lasting pleasure. One I discovered long afterwards to be the
+admirable opening of _What will he Do with It_: it was no wonder I was
+pleased with that. The other three still remain unidentified. One is a
+little vague; it was about a dark, tall house at night, and people
+groping on the stairs by the light that escaped from the open door of a
+sickroom. In another, a lover left a ball, and went walking in a cool,
+dewy park, whence he could watch the lighted windows and the figures of
+the dancers as they moved. This was the most sentimental impression I
+think I had yet received, for a child is somewhat deaf to the
+sentimental. In the last, a poet, who had been tragically wrangling with
+his wife, walked forth on the sea-beach on a tempestuous night and
+witnessed the horrors of a wreck. {153} Different as they are, all these
+early favourites have a common note—they have all a touch of the
+romantic.
+
+Drama is the poetry of conduct, romance the poetry of circumstance. The
+pleasure that we take in life is of two sorts—the active and the passive.
+Now we are conscious of a great command over our destiny; anon we are
+lifted up by circumstance, as by a breaking wave, and dashed we know not
+how into the future. Now we are pleased by our conduct, anon merely
+pleased by our surroundings. It would be hard to say which of these
+modes of satisfaction is the more effective, but the latter is surely the
+more constant. Conduct is three parts of life, they say; but I think
+they put it high. There is a vast deal in life and letters both which is
+not immoral, but simply a-moral; which either does not regard the human
+will at all, or deals with it in obvious and healthy relations; where the
+interest turns, not upon what a man shall choose to do, but on how he
+manages to do it; not on the passionate slips and hesitations of the
+conscience, but on the problems of the body and of the practical
+intelligence, in clean, open-air adventure, the shock of arms or the
+diplomacy of life. With such material as this it is impossible to build
+a play, for the serious theatre exists solely on moral grounds, and is a
+standing proof of the dissemination of the human conscience. But it is
+possible to build, upon this ground, the most joyous of verses, and the
+most lively, beautiful, and buoyant tales.
+
+One thing in life calls for another; there is a fitness in events and
+places. The sight of a pleasant arbour puts it in our mind to sit there.
+One place suggests work, another idleness, a third early rising and long
+rambles in the dew. The effect of night, of any flowing water, of
+lighted cities, of the peep of day, of ships, of the open ocean, calls up
+in the mind an army of anonymous desires and pleasures. Something, we
+feel, should happen; we know not what, yet we proceed in quest of it.
+And many of the happiest hours of life fleet by us in this vain
+attendance on the genius of the place and moment. It is thus that tracts
+of young fir, and low rocks that reach into deep soundings, particularly
+torture and delight me. Something must have happened in such places, and
+perhaps ages back, to members of my race; and when I was a child I tried
+in vain to invent appropriate games for them, as I still try, just as
+vainly, to fit them with the proper story. Some places speak distinctly.
+Certain dank gardens cry aloud for a murder; certain old houses demand to
+be haunted; certain coasts are set apart for shipwreck. Other spots
+again seem to abide their destiny, suggestive and impenetrable, “miching
+mallecho.” The inn at Burford Bridge, with its arbours and green garden
+and silent, eddying river—though it is known already as the place where
+Keats wrote some of his _Endymion_ and Nelson parted from his Emma—still
+seems to wait the coming of the appropriate legend. Within these ivied
+walls, behind these old green shutters, some further business smoulders,
+waiting for its hour. The old Hawes Inn at the Queen’s Ferry makes a
+similar call upon my fancy. There it stands, apart from the town, beside
+the pier, in a climate of its own, half inland, half marine—in front, the
+ferry bubbling with the tide and the guardship swinging to her anchor;
+behind, the old garden with the trees. Americans seek it already for the
+sake of Lovel and Oldbuck, who dined there at the beginning of the
+_Antiquary_. But you need not tell me—that is not all; there is some
+story, unrecorded or not yet complete, which must express the meaning of
+that inn more fully. So it is with names and faces; so it is with
+incidents that are idle and inconclusive in themselves, and yet seem like
+the beginning of some quaint romance, which the all-careless author
+leaves untold. How many of these romances have we not seen determine at
+their birth; how many people have met us with a look of meaning in their
+eye, and sunk at once into trivial acquaintances; to how many places have
+we not drawn near, with express intimations—“here my destiny awaits
+me”—and we have but dined there and passed on! I have lived both at the
+Hawes and Burford in a perpetual flutter, on the heels, as it seemed, of
+some adventure that should justify the place; but though the feeling had
+me to bed at night and called me again at morning in one unbroken round
+of pleasure and suspense, nothing befell me in either worth remark. The
+man or the hour had not yet come; but some day, I think, a boat shall put
+off from the Queen’s Ferry, fraught with a dear cargo, and some frosty
+night a horseman, on a tragic errand, rattle with his whip upon the green
+shutters of the inn at Burford. {155}
+
+Now, this is one of the natural appetites with which any lively
+literature has to count. The desire for knowledge, I had almost added
+the desire for meat, is not more deeply seated than this demand for fit
+and striking incident. The dullest of clowns tells, or tries to tell,
+himself a story, as the feeblest of children uses invention in his play;
+and even as the imaginative grown person, joining in the game, at once
+enriches it with many delightful circumstances, the great creative writer
+shows us the realisation and the apotheosis of the day-dreams of common
+men. His stories may be nourished with the realities of life, but their
+true mark is to satisfy the nameless longings of the reader, and to obey
+the ideal laws of the day-dream. The right kind of thing should fall out
+in the right kind of place; the right kind of thing should follow; and
+not only the characters talk aptly and think naturally, but all the
+circumstances in a tale answer one to another like notes in music. The
+threads of a story come from time to time together and make a picture in
+the web; the characters fall from time to time into some attitude to each
+other or to nature, which stamps the story home like an illustration.
+Crusoe recoiling from the footprint, Achilles shouting over against the
+Trojans, Ulysses bending the great bow, Christian running with his
+fingers in his ears, these are each culminating moments in the legend,
+and each has been printed on the mind’s eye for ever. Other things we
+may forget; we may forget the words, although they are beautiful; we may
+forget the author’s comment, although perhaps it was ingenious and true;
+but these epoch-making scenes, which put the last mark of truth upon a
+story and fill up, at one blow, our capacity for sympathetic pleasure, we
+so adopt into the very bosom of our mind that neither time nor tide can
+efface or weaken the impression. This, then, is the plastic part of
+literature: to embody character, thought, or emotion in some act or
+attitude that shall be remarkably striking to the mind’s eye. This is
+the highest and hardest thing to do in words; the thing which, once
+accomplished, equally delights the schoolboy and the sage, and makes, in
+its own right, the quality of epics. Compared with this, all other
+purposes in literature, except the purely lyrical or the purely
+philosophic, are bastard in nature, facile of execution, and feeble in
+result. It is one thing to write about the inn at Burford, or to
+describe scenery with the word-painters; it is quite another to seize on
+the heart of the suggestion and make a country famous with a legend. It
+is one thing to remark and to dissect, with the most cutting logic, the
+complications of life, and of the human spirit; it is quite another to
+give them body and blood in the story of Ajax or of Hamlet. The first is
+literature, but the second is something besides, for it is likewise art.
+
+English people of the present day {157} are apt, I know not why, to look
+somewhat down on incident, and reserve their admiration for the clink of
+teaspoons and the accents of the curate. It is thought clever to write a
+novel with no story at all, or at least with a very dull one. Reduced
+even to the lowest terms, a certain interest can be communicated by the
+art of narrative; a sense of human kinship stirred; and a kind of
+monotonous fitness, comparable to the words and air of _Sandy’s Mull_,
+preserved among the infinitesimal occurrences recorded. Some people
+work, in this manner, with even a strong touch. Mr. Trollope’s
+inimitable clergymen naturally arise to the mind in this connection. But
+even Mr. Trollope does not confine himself to chronicling small beer.
+Mr. Crawley’s collision with the Bishop’s wife, Mr. Melnotte dallying in
+the deserted banquet-room, are typical incidents, epically conceived,
+fitly embodying a crisis. Or again look at Thackeray. If Rawdon
+Crawley’s blow were not delivered, _Vanity Fair_ would cease to be a work
+of art. That scene is the chief ganglion of the tale; and the discharge
+of energy from Rawdon’s fist is the reward and consolation of the reader.
+The end of _Esmond_ is a yet wider excursion from the author’s customary
+fields; the scene at Castlewood is pure Dumas; the great and wily English
+borrower has here borrowed from the great, unblushing French thief; as
+usual, he has borrowed admirably well, and the breaking of the sword
+rounds off the best of all his books with a manly, martial note. But
+perhaps nothing can more strongly illustrate the necessity for marking
+incident than to compare the living fame of _Robinson Crusoe_ with the
+discredit of _Clarissa Harlowe_. _Clarissa_ is a book of a far more
+startling import, worked out, on a great canvas, with inimitable courage
+and unflagging art. It contains wit, character, passion, plot,
+conversations full of spirit and insight, letters sparkling with
+unstrained humanity; and if the death of the heroine be somewhat frigid
+and artificial, the last days of the hero strike the only note of what we
+now call Byronism, between the Elizabethans and Byron himself. And yet a
+little story of a shipwrecked sailor, with not a tenth part of the style
+nor a thousandth part of the wisdom, exploring none of the arcana of
+humanity and deprived of the perennial interest of love, goes on from
+edition to edition, ever young, while _Clarissa_ lies upon the shelves
+unread. A friend of mine, a Welsh blacksmith, was twenty-five years old
+and could neither read nor write, when he heard a chapter of _Robinson_
+read aloud in a farm kitchen. Up to that moment he had sat content,
+huddled in his ignorance, but he left that farm another man. There were
+day-dreams, it appeared, divine day-dreams, written and printed and
+bound, and to be bought for money and enjoyed at pleasure. Down he sat
+that day, painfully learned to read Welsh, and returned to borrow the
+book. It had been lost, nor could he find another copy but one that was
+in English. Down he sat once more, learned English, and at length, and
+with entire delight, read _Robinson_. It is like the story of a
+love-chase. If he had heard a letter from _Clarissa_, would he have been
+fired with the same chivalrous ardour? I wonder. Yet _Clarissa_ has
+every quality that can be shown in prose, one alone excepted—pictorial or
+picture-making romance. While _Robinson_ depends, for the most part and
+with the overwhelming majority of its readers, on the charm of
+circumstance.
+
+In the highest achievements of the art of words, the dramatic and the
+pictorial, the moral and romantic interest, rise and fall together by a
+common and organic law. Situation is animated with passion, passion
+clothed upon with situation. Neither exists for itself, but each inheres
+indissolubly with the other. This is high art; and not only the highest
+art possible in words, but the highest art of all, since it combines the
+greatest mass and diversity of the elements of truth and pleasure. Such
+are epics, and the few prose tales that have the epic weight. But as
+from a school of works, aping the creative, incident and romance are
+ruthlessly discarded, so may character and drama be omitted or
+subordinated to romance. There is one book, for example, more generally
+loved than Shakespeare, that captivates in childhood, and still delights
+in age—I mean the _Arabian Nights_—where you shall look in vain for moral
+or for intellectual interest. No human face or voice greets us among
+that wooden crowd of kings and genies, sorcerers and beggarmen.
+Adventure, on the most naked terms, furnishes forth the entertainment and
+is found enough. Dumas approaches perhaps nearest of any modern to these
+Arabian authors in the purely material charm of some of his romances.
+The early part of _Monte Cristo_, down to the finding of the treasure, is
+a piece of perfect story-telling; the man never breathed who shared these
+moving incidents without a tremor; and yet Faria is a thing of packthread
+and Dantès little more than a name. The sequel is one long-drawn error,
+gloomy, bloody, unnatural and dull; but as for these early chapters, I do
+not believe there is another volume extant where you can breathe the same
+unmingled atmosphere of romance. It is very thin and light to be sure,
+as on a high mountain; but it is brisk and clear and sunny in proportion.
+I saw the other day, with envy, an old and a very clever lady setting
+forth on a second or third voyage into _Monte Cristo_. Here are stories
+which powerfully affect the reader, which can be reperused at any age,
+and where the characters are no more than puppets. The bony fist of the
+showman visibly propels them; their springs are an open secret; their
+faces are of wood, their bellies filled with bran; and yet we thrillingly
+partake of their adventures. And the point may be illustrated still
+further. The last interview between Lucy and Richard Feveril is pure
+drama; more than that, it is the strongest scene, since Shakespeare, in
+the English tongue. Their first meeting by the river, on the other hand,
+is pure romance; it has nothing to do with character; it might happen to
+any other boy or maiden, and be none the less delightful for the change.
+And yet I think he would be a bold man who should choose between these
+passages. Thus, in the same book, we may have two scenes, each capital
+in its order: in the one, human passion, deep calling unto deep, shall
+utter its genuine voice; in the second, according circumstances, like
+instruments in tune, shall build up a trivial but desirable incident,
+such as we love to prefigure for ourselves; and in the end, in spite of
+the critics, we may hesitate to give the preference to either. The one
+may ask more genius—I do not say it does; but at least the other dwells
+as clearly in the memory.
+
+True romantic art, again, makes a romance of all things. It reaches into
+the highest abstraction of the ideal; it does not refuse the most
+pedestrian realism. _Robinson Crusoe_ is as realistic as it is romantic;
+both qualities are pushed to an extreme, and neither suffers. Nor does
+romance depend upon the material importance of the incidents. To deal
+with strong and deadly elements, banditti, pirates, war and murder, is to
+conjure with great names, and, in the event of failure, to double the
+disgrace. The arrival of Haydn and Consuelo at the Canon’s villa is a
+very trifling incident; yet we may read a dozen boisterous stories from
+beginning to end, and not receive so fresh and stirring an impression of
+adventure. It was the scene of Crusoe at the wreck, if I remember
+rightly, that so bewitched my blacksmith. Nor is the fact surprising.
+Every single article the castaway recovers from the hulk is “a joy for
+ever” to the man who reads of them. They are the things that should be
+found, and the bare enumeration stirs the blood. I found a glimmer of
+the same interest the other day in a new book, _The Sailor’s Sweetheart_,
+by Mr. Clark Russell. The whole business of the brig _Morning Star_ is
+very rightly felt and spiritedly written; but the clothes, the books and
+the money satisfy the reader’s mind like things to eat. We are dealing
+here with the old cut-and-dry, legitimate interest of treasure trove.
+But even treasure trove can be made dull. There are few people who have
+not groaned under the plethora of goods that fell to the lot of the
+_Swiss Family Robinson_, that dreary family. They found article after
+article, creature after creature, from milk kine to pieces of ordnance, a
+whole consignment; but no informing taste had presided over the
+selection, there was no smack or relish in the invoice; and these riches
+left the fancy cold. The box of goods in Verne’s _Mysterious Island_ is
+another case in point: there was no gusto and no glamour about that; it
+might have come from a shop. But the two hundred and seventy-eight
+Australian sovereigns on board the _Morning Star_ fell upon me like a
+surprise that I had expected; whole vistas of secondary stories, besides
+the one in hand, radiated forth from that discovery, as they radiate from
+a striking particular in life; and I was made for the moment as happy as
+a reader has the right to be.
+
+To come at all at the nature of this quality of romance, we must bear in
+mind the peculiarity of our attitude to any art. No art produces
+illusion; in the theatre we never forget that we are in the theatre; and
+while we read a story, we sit wavering between two minds, now merely
+clapping our hands at the merit of the performance, now condescending to
+take an active part in fancy with the characters. This last is the
+triumph of romantic story-telling: when the reader consciously plays at
+being the hero, the scene is a good scene. Now in character-studies the
+pleasure that we take is critical; we watch, we approve, we smile at
+incongruities, we are moved to sudden heats of sympathy with courage,
+suffering or virtue. But the characters are still themselves, they are
+not us; the more clearly they are depicted, the more widely do they stand
+away from us, the more imperiously do they thrust us back into our place
+as a spectator. I cannot identify myself with Rawdon Crawley or with
+Eugène de Rastignac, for I have scarce a hope or fear in common with
+them. It is not character but incident that woos us out of our reserve.
+Something happens as we desire to have it happen to ourselves; some
+situation, that we have long dallied with in fancy, is realised in the
+story with enticing and appropriate details. Then we forget the
+characters; then we push the hero aside; then we plunge into the tale in
+our own person and bathe in fresh experience; and then, and then only, do
+we say we have been reading a romance. It is not only pleasurable things
+that we imagine in our day-dreams; there are lights in which we are
+willing to contemplate even the idea of our own death; ways in which it
+seems as if it would amuse us to be cheated, wounded or calumniated. It
+is thus possible to construct a story, even of tragic import, in which
+every incident, detail and trick of circumstance shall be welcome to the
+reader’s thoughts. Fiction is to the grown man what play is to the
+child; it is there that he changes the atmosphere and tenor of his life;
+and when the game so chimes with his fancy that he can join in it with
+all his heart, when it pleases him with every turn, when he loves to
+recall it and dwells upon its recollection with entire delight, fiction
+is called romance.
+
+Walter Scott is out and away the king of the romantics. _The Lady of the
+Lake_ has no indisputable claim to be a poem beyond the inherent fitness
+and desirability of the tale. It is just such a story as a man would
+make up for himself, walking, in the best health and temper, through just
+such scenes as it is laid in. Hence it is that a charm dwells
+undefinable among these slovenly verses, as the unseen cuckoo fills the
+mountains with his note; hence, even after we have flung the book aside,
+the scenery and adventures remain present to the mind, a new and green
+possession, not unworthy of that beautiful name, _The Lady of the Lake_,
+or that direct, romantic opening—one of the most spirited and poetical in
+literature—“The stag at eve had drunk his fill.” The same strength and
+the same weaknesses adorn and disfigure the novels. In that ill-written,
+ragged book, _The Pirate_, the figure of Cleveland—cast up by the sea on
+the resounding foreland of Dunrossness—moving, with the blood on his
+hands and the Spanish words on his tongue, among the simple
+islanders—singing a serenade under the window of his Shetland mistress—is
+conceived in the very highest manner of romantic invention. The words of
+his song, “Through groves of palm,” sung in such a scene and by such a
+lover, clench, as in a nutshell, the emphatic contrast upon which the
+tale is built. In _Guy Mannering_, again, every incident is delightful
+to the imagination; and the scene when Harry Bertram lands at Ellangowan
+is a model instance of romantic method.
+
+“‘I remember the tune well,’ he says, ‘though I cannot guess what should
+at present so strongly recall it to my memory.” He took his flageolet
+from his pocket and played a simple melody. Apparently the tune awoke
+the corresponding associations of a damsel. She immediately took up the
+song—
+
+ “‘Are these the links of Forth, she said;
+ Or are they the crooks of Dee,
+ Or the bonny woods of Warroch Head
+ That I so fain would see?’
+
+“‘By heaven!’ said Bertram, ‘it is the very ballad.’”
+
+On this quotation two remarks fall to be made. First, as an instance of
+modern feeling for romance, this famous touch of the flageolet and the
+old song is selected by Miss Braddon for omission. Miss Braddon’s idea
+of a story, like Mrs. Todgers’s idea of a wooden leg, were something
+strange to have expounded. As a matter of personal experience, Meg’s
+appearance to old Mr. Bertram on the road, the ruins of Derncleugh, the
+scene of the flageolet, and the Dominie’s recognition of Harry, are the
+four strong notes that continue to ring in the mind after the book is
+laid aside. The second point is still more curious. The reader will
+observe a mark of excision in the passage as quoted by me. Well, here is
+how it runs in the original: “a damsel, who, close behind a fine spring
+about half-way down the descent, and which had once supplied the castle
+with water, was engaged in bleaching linen.” A man who gave in such copy
+would be discharged from the staff of a daily paper. Scott has forgotten
+to prepare the reader for the presence of the “damsel”; he has forgotten
+to mention the spring and its relation to the ruin; and now, face to face
+with his omission, instead of trying back and starting fair, crams all
+this matter, tail foremost, into a single shambling sentence. It is not
+merely bad English, or bad style; it is abominably bad narrative besides.
+
+Certainly the contrast is remarkable; and it is one that throws a strong
+light upon the subject of this paper. For here we have a man of the
+finest creative instinct touching with perfect certainty and charm the
+romantic junctures of his story; and we find him utterly careless,
+almost, it would seem, incapable, in the technical matter of style, and
+not only frequently weak, but frequently wrong in points of drama. In
+character parts, indeed, and particularly in the Scotch, he was delicate,
+strong and truthful; but the trite, obliterated features of too many of
+his heroes have already wearied two generations of readers. At times his
+characters will speak with something far beyond propriety with a true
+heroic note; but on the next page they will be wading wearily forward
+with an ungrammatical and undramatic rigmarole of words. The man who
+could conceive and write the character of Elspeth of the Craigburnfoot,
+as Scott has conceived and written it, had not only splendid romantic,
+but splendid tragic gifts. How comes it, then, that he could so often
+fob us off with languid, inarticulate twaddle?
+
+It seems to me that the explanation is to be found in the very quality of
+his surprising merits. As his books are play to the reader, so were they
+play to him. He conjured up the romantic with delight, but he had hardly
+patience to describe it. He was a great day-dreamer, a seer of fit and
+beautiful and humorous visions, but hardly a great artist; hardly, in the
+manful sense, an artist at all. He pleased himself, and so he pleases
+us. Of the pleasures of his art he tasted fully; but of its toils and
+vigils and distresses never man knew less. A great romantic—an idle
+child.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI. A HUMBLE REMONSTRANCE {168a}
+
+
+We have recently {168b} enjoyed a quite peculiar pleasure: hearing, in
+some detail, the opinions, about the art they practise, of Mr. Walter
+Besant and Mr. Henry James; two men certainly of very different calibre:
+Mr. James so precise of outline, so cunning of fence, so scrupulous of
+finish, and Mr. Besant so genial, so friendly, with so persuasive and
+humorous a vein of whim: Mr. James the very type of the deliberate
+artist, Mr. Besant the impersonation of good nature. That such doctors
+should differ will excite no great surprise; but one point in which they
+seem to agree fills me, I confess, with wonder. For they are both
+content to talk about the “art of fiction”; and Mr. Besant, waxing
+exceedingly bold, goes on to oppose this so-called “art of fiction” to
+the “art of poetry.” By the art of poetry he can mean nothing but the
+art of verse, an art of handicraft, and only comparable with the art of
+prose. For that heat and height of sane emotion which we agree to call
+by the name of poetry, is but a libertine and vagrant quality; present,
+at times, in any art, more often absent from them all; too seldom present
+in the prose novel, too frequently absent from the ode and epic. Fiction
+is the same case; it is no substantive art, but an element which enters
+largely into all the arts but architecture. Homer, Wordsworth, Phidias,
+Hogarth, and Salvini, all deal in fiction; and yet I do not suppose that
+either Hogarth or Salvini, to mention but these two, entered in any
+degree into the scope of Mr. Besant’s interesting lecture or Mr. James’s
+charming essay. The art of fiction, then, regarded as a definition, is
+both too ample and too scanty. Let me suggest another; let me suggest
+that what both Mr. James and Mr. Besant had in view was neither more nor
+less than the art of narrative.
+
+But Mr. Besant is anxious to speak solely of “the modern English novel,”
+the stay and bread-winner of Mr. Mudie; and in the author of the most
+pleasing novel on that roll, _All Sorts and Conditions of Men_, the
+desire is natural enough. I can conceive, then, that he would hasten to
+propose two additions, and read thus: the art of _fictitious_ narrative
+_in prose_.
+
+Now the fact of the existence of the modern English novel is not to be
+denied; materially, with its three volumes, leaded type, and gilded
+lettering, it is easily distinguishable from other forms of literature;
+but to talk at all fruitfully of any branch of art, it is needful to
+build our definitions on some more fundamental ground then binding. Why,
+then, are we to add “in prose”? _The Odyssey_ appears to me the best of
+romances; _The Lady of the Lake_ to stand high in the second order; and
+Chaucer’s tales and prologues to contain more of the matter and art of
+the modern English novel than the whole treasury of Mr. Mudie. Whether a
+narrative be written in blank verse or the Spenserian stanza, in the long
+period of Gibbon or the chipped phrase of Charles Reade, the principles
+of the art of narrative must be equally observed. The choice of a noble
+and swelling style in prose affects the problem of narration in the same
+way, if not to the same degree, as the choice of measured verse; for both
+imply a closer synthesis of events, a higher key of dialogue, and a more
+picked and stately strain of words. If you are to refuse _Don Juan_, it
+is hard to see why you should include _Zanoni_ or (to bracket works of
+very different value) _The Scarlet Letter_; and by what discrimination
+are you to open your doors to _The Pilgrim’s Progress_ and close them on
+_The Faery Queen_? To bring things closer home, I will here propound to
+Mr. Besant a conundrum. A narrative called _Paradise Lost_ was written
+in English verse by one John Milton; what was it then? It was next
+translated by Chateaubriand into French prose; and what was it then?
+Lastly, the French translation was, by some inspired compatriot of George
+Gilfillan (and of mine) turned bodily into an English novel; and, in the
+name of clearness, what was it then?
+
+But, once more, why should we add “fictitious”? The reason why is
+obvious. The reason why not, if something more recondite, does not want
+for weight. The art of narrative, in fact, is the same, whether it is
+applied to the selection and illustration of a real series of events or
+of an imaginary series. Boswell’s _Life of Johnson_ (a work of cunning
+and inimitable art) owes its success to the same technical manœuvres as
+(let us say) _Tom Jones_: the clear conception of certain characters of
+man, the choice and presentation of certain incidents out of a great
+number that offered, and the invention (yes, invention) and preservation
+of a certain key in dialogue. In which these things are done with the
+more art—in which with the greater air of nature—readers will differently
+judge. Boswell’s is, indeed, a very special case, and almost a generic;
+but it is not only in Boswell, it is in every biography with any salt of
+life, it is in every history where events and men, rather than ideas, are
+presented—in Tacitus, in Carlyle, in Michelet, in Macaulay—that the
+novelist will find many of his own methods most conspicuously and
+adroitly handled. He will find besides that he, who is free—who has the
+right to invent or steal a missing incident, who has the right, more
+precious still, of wholesale omission—is frequently defeated, and, with
+all his advantages, leaves a less strong impression of reality and
+passion. Mr. James utters his mind with a becoming fervour on the
+sanctity of truth to the novelist; on a more careful examination truth
+will seem a word of very debateable propriety, not only for the labours
+of the novelist, but for those of the historian. No art—to use the
+daring phrase of Mr. James—can successfully “compete with life”; and the
+art that seeks to do so is condemned to perish _montibus aviis_. Life
+goes before us, infinite in complication; attended by the most various
+and surprising meteors; appealing at once to the eye, to the ear, to the
+mind—the seat of wonder, to the touch—so thrillingly delicate, and to the
+belly—so imperious when starved. It combines and employs in its
+manifestation the method and material, not of one art only, but of all
+the arts, Music is but an arbitrary trifling with a few of life’s
+majestic chords; painting is but a shadow of its pageantry of light and
+colour; literature does but drily indicate that wealth of incident, of
+moral obligation, of virtue, vice, action, rapture and agony, with which
+it teems. To “compete with life,” whose sun we cannot look upon, whose
+passions and diseases waste and slay us—to compete with the flavour of
+wine, the beauty of the dawn, the scorching of fire, the bitterness of
+death and separation—here is, indeed, a projected escalade of heaven;
+here are, indeed, labours for a Hercules in a dress coat, armed with a
+pen and a dictionary to depict the passions, armed with a tube of
+superior flake-white to paint the portrait of the insufferable sun. No
+art is true in this sense: none can “compete with life”: not even
+history, built indeed of indisputable facts, but these facts robbed of
+their vivacity and sting; so that even when we read of the sack of a city
+or the fall of an empire, we are surprised, and justly commend the
+author’s talent, if our pulse be quickened. And mark, for a last
+differentia, that this quickening of the pulse is, in almost every case,
+purely agreeable; that these phantom reproductions of experience, even at
+their most acute, convey decided pleasure; while experience itself, in
+the cockpit of life, can torture and slay.
+
+What, then, is the object, what the method, of an art, and what the
+source of its power? The whole secret is that no art does “compete with
+life.” Man’s one method, whether he reasons or creates, is to half-shut
+his eyes against the dazzle and confusion of reality. The arts, like
+arithmetic and geometry, turn away their eyes from the gross, coloured
+and mobile nature at our feet, and regard instead a certain figmentary
+abstraction. Geometry will tell us of a circle, a thing never seen in
+nature; asked about a green circle or an iron circle, it lays its hand
+upon its mouth. So with the arts. Painting, ruefully comparing sunshine
+and flake-white, gives up truth of colour, as it had already given up
+relief and movement; and instead of vying with nature, arranges a scheme
+of harmonious tints. Literature, above all in its most typical mood, the
+mood of narrative, similarly flees the direct challenge and pursues
+instead an independent and creative aim. So far as it imitates at all,
+it imitates not life but speech: not the facts of human destiny, but the
+emphasis and the suppressions with which the human actor tells of them.
+The real art that dealt with life directly was that of the first men who
+told their stories round the savage camp-fire. Our art is occupied, and
+bound to be occupied, not so much in making stories true as in making
+them typical; not so much in capturing the lineaments of each fact, as in
+marshalling all of them towards a common end. For the welter of
+impressions, all forcible but all discreet, which life presents, it
+substitutes a certain artificial series of impressions, all indeed most
+feebly represented, but all aiming at the same effect, all eloquent of
+the same idea, all chiming together like consonant notes in music or like
+the graduated tints in a good picture. From all its chapters, from all
+its pages, from all its sentences, the well-written novel echoes and
+re-echoes its one creative and controlling thought; to this must every
+incident and character contribute; the style must have been pitched in
+unison with this; and if there is anywhere a word that looks another way,
+the book would be stronger, clearer, and (I had almost said) fuller
+without it. Life is monstrous, infinite, illogical, abrupt and poignant;
+a work of art, in comparison, is neat, finite, self-contained, rational,
+flowing and emasculate. Life imposes by brute energy, like inarticulate
+thunder; art catches the ear, among the far louder noises of experience,
+like an air artificially made by a discreet musician. A proposition of
+geometry does not compete with life; and a proposition of geometry is a
+fair and luminous parallel for a work of art. Both are reasonable, both
+untrue to the crude fact; both inhere in nature, neither represents it.
+The novel, which is a work of art, exists, not by its resemblances to
+life, which are forced and material, as a shoe must still consist of
+leather, but by its immeasurable difference from life, which is designed
+and significant, and is both the method and the meaning of the work.
+
+The life of man is not the subject of novels, but the inexhaustible
+magazine from which subjects are to be selected; the name of these is
+legion; and with each new subject—for here again I must differ by the
+whole width of heaven from Mr. James—the true artist will vary his method
+and change the point of attack. That which was in one case an
+excellence, will become a defect in another; what was the making of one
+book, will in the next be impertinent or dull. First each novel, and
+then each class of novels, exists by and for itself. I will take, for
+instance, three main classes, which are fairly distinct: first, the novel
+of adventure, which appeals to certain almost sensual and quite illogical
+tendencies in man; second, the novel of character, which appeals to our
+intellectual appreciation of man’s foibles and mingled and inconstant
+motives; and third, the dramatic novel, which deals with the same stuff
+as the serious theatre, and appeals to our emotional nature and moral
+judgment.
+
+And first for the novel of adventure. Mr. James refers, with singular
+generosity of praise, to a little book about a quest for hidden treasure;
+but he lets fall, by the way, some rather startling words. In this book
+he misses what he calls the “immense luxury” of being able to quarrel
+with his author. The luxury, to most of us, is to lay by our judgment,
+to be submerged by the tale as by a billow, and only to awake, and begin
+to distinguish and find fault, when the piece is over and the volume laid
+aside. Still more remarkable is Mr. James’s reason. He cannot criticise
+the author, as he goes, “because,” says he, comparing it with another
+work, “_I have been a child_, _but I have never been on a quest for
+buried treasure_.” Here is, indeed, a wilful paradox; for if he has
+never been on a quest for buried treasure, it can be demonstrated that he
+has never been a child. There never was a child (unless Master James)
+but has hunted gold, and been a pirate, and a military commander, and a
+bandit of the mountains; but has fought, and suffered shipwreck and
+prison, and imbrued its little hands in gore, and gallantly retrieved the
+lost battle, and triumphantly protected innocence and beauty. Elsewhere
+in his essay Mr. James has protested with excellent reason against too
+narrow a conception of experience; for the born artist, he contends, the
+“faintest hints of life” are converted into revelations; and it will be
+found true, I believe, in a majority of cases, that the artist writes
+with more gusto and effect of those things which he has only wished to
+do, than of those which he has done. Desire is a wonderful telescope,
+and Pisgah the best observatory. Now, while it is true that neither Mr.
+James nor the author of the work in question has ever, in the fleshly
+sense, gone questing after gold, it is probable that both have ardently
+desired and fondly imagined the details of such a life in youthful
+day-dreams; and the author, counting upon that, and well aware (cunning
+and low-minded man!) that this class of interest, having been frequently
+treated, finds a readily accessible and beaten road to the sympathies of
+the reader, addressed himself throughout to the building up and
+circumstantiation of this boyish dream. Character to the boy is a sealed
+book; for him, a pirate is a beard, a pair of wide trousers and a liberal
+complement of pistols. The author, for the sake of circumstantiation and
+because he was himself more or less grown up, admitted character, within
+certain limits, into his design; but only within certain limits. Had the
+same puppets figured in a scheme of another sort, they had been drawn to
+very different purpose; for in this elementary novel of adventure, the
+characters need to be presented with but one class of qualities—the
+warlike and formidable. So as they appear insidious in deceit and fatal
+in the combat, they have served their end. Danger is the matter with
+which this class of novel deals; fear, the passion with which it idly
+trifles; and the characters are portrayed only so far as they realise the
+sense of danger and provoke the sympathy of fear. To add more traits, to
+be too clever, to start the hare of moral or intellectual interest while
+we are running the fox of material interest, is not to enrich but to
+stultify your tale. The stupid reader will only be offended, and the
+clever reader lose the scent.
+
+The novel of character has this difference from all others: that it
+requires no coherency of plot, and for this reason, as in the case of
+_Gil Blas_, it is sometimes called the novel of adventure. It turns on
+the humours of the persons represented; these are, to be sure, embodied
+in incidents, but the incidents themselves, being tributary, need not
+march in a progression; and the characters may be statically shown. As
+they enter, so they may go out; they must be consistent, but they need
+not grow. Here Mr. James will recognise the note of much of his own
+work: he treats, for the most part, the statics of character, studying it
+at rest or only gently moved; and, with his usual delicate and just
+artistic instinct, he avoids those stronger passions which would deform
+the attitudes he loves to study, and change his sitters from the
+humorists of ordinary life to the brute forces and bare types of more
+emotional moments. In his recent _Author of Beltraffio_, so just in
+conception, so nimble and neat in workmanship, strong passion is indeed
+employed; but observe that it is not displayed. Even in the heroine the
+working of the passion is suppressed; and the great struggle, the true
+tragedy, the _scène-à-faire_ passes unseen behind the panels of a locked
+door. The delectable invention of the young visitor is introduced,
+consciously or not, to this end: that Mr. James, true to his method,
+might avoid the scene of passion. I trust no reader will suppose me
+guilty of undervaluing this little masterpiece. I mean merely that it
+belongs to one marked class of novel, and that it would have been very
+differently conceived and treated had it belonged to that other marked
+class, of which I now proceed to speak.
+
+I take pleasure in calling the dramatic novel by that name, because it
+enables me to point out by the way a strange and peculiarly English
+misconception. It is sometimes supposed that the drama consists of
+incident. It consists of passion, which gives the actor his opportunity;
+and that passion must progressively increase, or the actor, as the piece
+proceeded, would be unable to carry the audience from a lower to a higher
+pitch of interest and emotion. A good serious play must therefore be
+founded on one of the passionate _cruces_ of life, where duty and
+inclination come nobly to the grapple; and the same is true of what I
+call, for that reason, the dramatic novel. I will instance a few worthy
+specimens, all of our own day and language; Meredith’s _Rhoda Fleming_,
+that wonderful and painful book, long out of print, {178} and hunted for
+at bookstalls like an Aldine; Hardy’s _Pair of Blue Eyes_; and two of
+Charles Reade’s, _Griffith Gaunt_ and the _Double Marriage_, originally
+called _White Lies_, and founded (by an accident quaintly favourable to
+my nomenclature) on a play by Maquet, the partner of the great Dumas. In
+this kind of novel the closed door of _The Author of Beltraffio_ must be
+broken open; passion must appear upon the scene and utter its last word;
+passion is the be-all and the end-all, the plot and the solution, the
+protagonist and the _deus ex machinâ_ in one. The characters may come
+anyhow upon the stage: we do not care; the point is, that, before they
+leave it, they shall become transfigured and raised out of themselves by
+passion. It may be part of the design to draw them with detail; to
+depict a full-length character, and then behold it melt and change in the
+furnace of emotion. But there is no obligation of the sort; nice
+portraiture is not required; and we are content to accept mere abstract
+types, so they be strongly and sincerely moved. A novel of this class
+may be even great, and yet contain no individual figure; it may be great,
+because it displays the workings of the perturbed heart and the
+impersonal utterance of passion; and with an artist of the second class
+it is, indeed, even more likely to be great, when the issue has thus been
+narrowed and the whole force of the writer’s mind directed to passion
+alone. Cleverness again, which has its fair field in the novel of
+character, is debarred all entry upon this more solemn theatre. A
+far-fetched motive, an ingenious evasion of the issue, a witty instead of
+a passionate turn, offend us like an insincerity. All should be plain,
+all straightforward to the end. Hence it is that, in _Rhoda Fleming_,
+Mrs. Lovell raises such resentment in the reader; her motives are too
+flimsy, her ways are too equivocal, for the weight and strength of her
+surroundings. Hence the hot indignation of the reader when Balzac, after
+having begun the _Duchesse de Langeais_ in terms of strong if somewhat
+swollen passion, cuts the knot by the derangement of the hero’s clock.
+Such personages and incidents belong to the novel of character; they are
+out of place in the high society of the passions; when the passions are
+introduced in art at their full height, we look to see them, not baffled
+and impotently striving, as in life, but towering above circumstance and
+acting substitutes for fate.
+
+And here I can imagine Mr. James, with his lucid sense, to intervene. To
+much of what I have said he would apparently demur; in much he would,
+somewhat impatiently, acquiesce. It may be true; but it is not what he
+desired to say or to hear said. He spoke of the finished picture and its
+worth when done; I, of the brushes, the palette, and the north light. He
+uttered his views in the tone and for the ear of good society; I, with
+the emphasis and technicalities of the obtrusive student. But the point,
+I may reply, is not merely to amuse the public, but to offer helpful
+advice to the young writer. And the young writer will not so much be
+helped by genial pictures of what an art may aspire to at its highest, as
+by a true idea of what it must be on the lowest terms. The best that we
+can say to him is this: Let him choose a motive, whether of character or
+passion; carefully construct his plot so that every incident is an
+illustration of the motive, and every property employed shall bear to it
+a near relation of congruity or contrast; avoid a sub-plot, unless, as
+sometimes in Shakespeare, the sub-plot be a reversion or complement of
+the main intrigue; suffer not his style to flag below the level of the
+argument; pitch the key of conversation, not with any thought of how men
+talk in parlours, but with a single eye to the degree of passion he may
+be called on to express; and allow neither himself in the narrative nor
+any character in the course of the dialogue, to utter one sentence that
+is not part and parcel of the business of the story or the discussion of
+the problem involved. Let him not regret if this shortens his book; it
+will be better so; for to add irrelevant matter is not to lengthen but to
+bury. Let him not mind if he miss a thousand qualities, so that he keeps
+unflaggingly in pursuit of the one he has chosen. Let him not care
+particularly if he miss the tone of conversation, the pungent material
+detail of the day’s manners, the reproduction of the atmosphere and the
+environment. These elements are not essential: a novel may be excellent,
+and yet have none of them; a passion or a character is so much the better
+depicted as it rises clearer from material circumstance. In this age of
+the particular, let him remember the ages of the abstract, the great
+books of the past, the brave men that lived before Shakespeare and before
+Balzac. And as the root of the whole matter, let him bear in mind that
+his novel is not a transcript of life, to be judged by its exactitude;
+but a simplification of some side or point of life, to stand or fall by
+its significant simplicity. For although, in great men, working upon
+great motives, what we observe and admire is often their complexity, yet
+underneath appearances the truth remains unchanged: that simplification
+was their method, and that simplicity is their excellence.
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+Since the above was written another novelist has entered repeatedly the
+lists of theory: one well worthy of mention, Mr. W. D. Howells; and none
+ever couched a lance with narrower convictions. His own work and those
+of his pupils and masters singly occupy his mind; he is the bondslave,
+the zealot of his school; he dreams of an advance in art like what there
+is in science; he thinks of past things as radically dead; he thinks a
+form can be outlived: a strange immersion in his own history; a strange
+forgetfulness of the history of the race! Meanwhile, by a glance at his
+own works (could he see them with the eager eyes of his readers) much of
+this illusion would be dispelled. For while he holds all the poor little
+orthodoxies of the day—no poorer and no smaller than those of yesterday
+or to-morrow, poor and small, indeed, only so far as they are
+exclusive—the living quality of much that he has done is of a contrary, I
+had almost said of a heretical, complexion. A man, as I read him, of an
+originally strong romantic bent—a certain glow of romance still resides
+in many of his books, and lends them their distinction. As by accident
+he runs out and revels in the exceptional; and it is then, as often as
+not, that his reader rejoices—justly, as I contend. For in all this
+excessive eagerness to be centrally human, is there not one central human
+thing that Mr. Howells is too often tempted to neglect: I mean himself?
+A poet, a finished artist, a man in love with the appearances of life, a
+cunning reader of the mind, he has other passions and aspirations than
+those he loves to draw. And why should he suppress himself and do such
+reverence to the Lemuel Barkers? The obvious is not of necessity the
+normal; fashion rules and deforms; the majority fall tamely into the
+contemporary shape, and thus attain, in the eyes of the true observer,
+only a higher power of insignificance; and the danger is lest, in seeking
+to draw the normal, a man should draw the null, and write the novel of
+society instead of the romance of man.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Printed by BALLANTYNE, HANSON & CO.
+ Edinburgh & London
+
+
+
+
+Footnotes:
+
+
+{1} 1881.
+
+{15} Written for the “Book” of the Edinburgh University Union Fancy Fair.
+
+{17} Professor Tait’s laboratory assistant.
+
+{84} In Dr. Murray’s admirable new dictionary, I have remarked a flaw
+_sub voce_ Beacon. In its express, technical sense, a beacon may be
+defined as “a founded, artificial sea-mark, not lighted.”
+
+{100} The late Fleeming Jenkin.
+
+{105} This sequel was called forth by an excellent article in _The
+Spectator_.
+
+{128} Waiter, Watty, Woggy, Woggs, Wogg, and lastly Bogue; under which
+last name he fell in battle some twelve months ago. Glory was his aim
+and he attained it; for his icon, by the hand of Caldecott, now lies
+among the treasures of the nation.
+
+{153} Since traced by many obliging correspondents to the gallery of
+Charles Kingsley.
+
+{155} Since the above was written I have tried to launch the boat with
+my own hands in _Kidnapped_. Some day, perhaps, I may try a rattle at
+the shutters.
+
+{157} 1882.
+
+{168a} This paper, which does not otherwise fit the present volume, is
+reprinted here as the proper continuation of the last.
+
+{168b} 1884
+
+{178} Now no longer so, thank Heaven!
+
+
+
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+Title: Memories and Portraits
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+Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MEMORIES AND PORTRAITS***
+</pre>
+<p>Transcribed from the 1912 Chatto and Windus edition by David
+Price, email ccx074@pglaf.org</p>
+<h2>MEMORIES AND<br />
+PORTRAITS</h2>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">by</span><br />
+ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/p0b.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Graphic"
+title=
+"Graphic"
+src="images/p0s.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">fine-paper
+edition</span></p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span
+class="smcap">london</span><br />
+CHATTO &amp; WINDUS<br />
+1912</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">Printed by <span
+class="smcap">Ballantyne</span>, <span class="smcap">Hanson &amp;
+Co.</span><br />
+At the Ballantyne Press, Edinburgh</p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">to</span><br />
+MY MOTHER<br />
+<span class="smcap">in the</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">name of past joy and present sorrow</span><br
+/>
+<i>I DEDICATE</i><br />
+<span class="smcap">these memories and portraits</span></p>
+<p><i>S.S.</i> &ldquo;<i>Ludgate Hill</i>&rdquo;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <i>within sight of Cape
+Race</i></p>
+<h2>NOTE</h2>
+<p>This volume of papers, unconnected as they are, it will be
+better to read through from the beginning, rather than dip into
+at random.&nbsp; A certain thread of meaning binds them.&nbsp;
+Memories of childhood and youth, portraits of those who have gone
+before us in the battle&mdash;taken together, they build up a
+face that &ldquo;I have loved long since and lost awhile,&rdquo;
+the face of what was once myself.&nbsp; This has come by
+accident; I had no design at first to be autobiographical; I was
+but led away by the charm of beloved memories and by regret for
+the irrevocable dead; and when my own young face (which is a face
+of the dead also) began to appear in the well as by a kind of
+magic, I was the first to be surprised at the occurrence.</p>
+<p>My grandfather the pious child, my father the idle eager
+sentimental youth, I have thus unconsciously exposed.&nbsp; Of
+their descendant, the person of to-day, I wish to keep the
+secret: not because I love him better, but because, with him, I
+am still in a business partnership, and cannot divide
+interests.</p>
+<p>Of the papers which make up the volume, some have appeared
+already in <i>The Cornhill</i>, <i>Longman&rsquo;s</i>,
+<i>Scribner</i>, <i>The English Illustrated</i>, <i>The Magazine
+of Art</i>, <i>The Contemporary Review</i>; three are here in
+print for the first time; and two others have enjoyed only what
+may he regarded as a private circulation.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L S.</p>
+<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">I.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The foreigner at Home</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">II.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Some College Memories</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">III.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Old Morality</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">IV.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">A College Magazine</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">V.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">An Old Scotch Gardener</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">VI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Pastoral</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">VII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The Manse</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">VIII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Memories of an Islet</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">IX.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Thomas Stevenson</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">X.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Talk and Talkers: First
+Paper</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Talk and Talkers: Second
+Paper</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The Character of Dogs</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XIII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">A Penny Plain and Twopence
+Coloured</span>&rdquo;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XIV.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">A Gossip on a Novel of
+Dumas&rsquo;s</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XV.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">A Gossip on Romance</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XVI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">A Humble Remonstrance</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<h2>CHAPTER I. THE FOREIGNER AT HOME</h2>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;This is no my ain house;<br />
+I ken by the biggin&rsquo; o&rsquo;t.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Two recent books <a name="citation1"></a><a href="#footnote1"
+class="citation">[1]</a> one by Mr. Grant White on England, one
+on France by the diabolically clever Mr. Hillebrand, may well
+have set people thinking on the divisions of races and
+nations.&nbsp; Such thoughts should arise with particular
+congruity and force to inhabitants of that United Kingdom,
+peopled from so many different stocks, babbling so many different
+dialects, and offering in its extent such singular contrasts,
+from the busiest over-population to the unkindliest desert, from
+the Black Country to the Moor of Rannoch.&nbsp; It is not only
+when we cross the seas that we go abroad; there are foreign parts
+of England; and the race that has conquered so wide an empire has
+not yet managed to assimilate the islands whence she
+sprang.&nbsp; Ireland, Wales, and the Scottish mountains still
+cling, in part, to their old Gaelic speech.&nbsp; It was but the
+other day that English triumphed in Cornwall, and they still show
+in Mousehole, on St. Michael&rsquo;s Bay, the house of the last
+Cornish-speaking woman.&nbsp; English itself, which will now
+frank the traveller through the most of North America, through
+the greater South Sea Islands, in India, along much of the coast
+of Africa, and in the ports of China and Japan, is still to be
+heard, in its home country, in half a hundred varying stages of
+transition.&nbsp; You may go all over the States,
+and&mdash;setting aside the actual intrusion and influence of
+foreigners, negro, French, or Chinese&mdash;you shall scarce meet
+with so marked a difference of accent as in the forty miles
+between Edinburgh and Glasgow, or of dialect as in the hundred
+miles between Edinburgh and Aberdeen.&nbsp; Book English has gone
+round the world, but at home we still preserve the racy idioms of
+our fathers, and every county, in some parts every dale, has its
+own quality of speech, vocal or verbal.&nbsp; In like manner,
+local custom and prejudice, even local religion and local law,
+linger on into the latter end of the nineteenth
+century&mdash;<i>imperia in imperio</i>, foreign things at
+home.</p>
+<p>In spite of these promptings to reflection, ignorance of his
+neighbours is the character of the typical John Bull.&nbsp; His
+is a domineering nature, steady in fight, imperious to command,
+but neither curious nor quick about the life of others.&nbsp; In
+French colonies, and still more in the Dutch, I have read that
+there is an immediate and lively contact between the dominant and
+the dominated race, that a certain sympathy is begotten, or at
+the least a transfusion of prejudices, making life easier for
+both.&nbsp; But the Englishman sits apart, bursting with pride
+and ignorance.&nbsp; He figures among his vassals in the hour of
+peace with the same disdainful air that led him on to
+victory.&nbsp; A passing enthusiasm for some foreign art or
+fashion may deceive the world, it cannot impose upon his
+intimates.&nbsp; He may be amused by a foreigner as by a monkey,
+but he will never condescend to study him with any
+patience.&nbsp; Miss Bird, an authoress with whom I profess
+myself in love, declares all the viands of Japan to be
+uneatable&mdash;a staggering pretension.&nbsp; So, when the
+Prince of Wales&rsquo;s marriage was celebrated at Mentone by a
+dinner to the Mentonese, it was proposed to give them solid
+English fare&mdash;roast beef and plum pudding, and no
+tomfoolery.&nbsp; Here we have either pole of the Britannic
+folly.&nbsp; We will not eat the food of any foreigner; nor, when
+we have the chance, will we suffer him to eat of it
+himself.&nbsp; The same spirit inspired Miss Bird&rsquo;s
+American missionaries, who had come thousands of miles to change
+the faith of Japan, and openly professed their ignorance of the
+religions they were trying to supplant.</p>
+<p>I quote an American in this connection without scruple.&nbsp;
+Uncle Sam is better than John Bull, but he is tarred with the
+English stick.&nbsp; For Mr. Grant White the States are the New
+England States and nothing more.&nbsp; He wonders at the amount
+of drinking in London; let him try San Francisco.&nbsp; He
+wittily reproves English ignorance as to the status of women in
+America; but has he not himself forgotten Wyoming?&nbsp; The name
+Yankee, of which he is so tenacious, is used over the most of the
+great Union as a term of reproach.&nbsp; The Yankee States, of
+which he is so staunch a subject, are but a drop in the
+bucket.&nbsp; And we find in his book a vast virgin ignorance of
+the life and prospects of America; every view partial, parochial,
+not raised to the horizon; the moral feeling proper, at the
+largest, to a clique of states; and the whole scope and
+atmosphere not American, but merely Yankee.&nbsp; I will go far
+beyond him in reprobating the assumption and the incivility of my
+countryfolk to their cousins from beyond the sea; I grill in my
+blood over the silly rudeness of our newspaper articles; and I do
+not know where to look when I find myself in company with an
+American and see my countrymen unbending to him as to a
+performing dog.&nbsp; But in the case of Mr. Grant White example
+were better than precept.&nbsp; Wyoming is, after all, more
+readily accessible to Mr. White than Boston to the English, and
+the New England self-sufficiency no better justified than the
+Britannic.</p>
+<p>It is so, perhaps, in all countries; perhaps in all, men are
+most ignorant of the foreigners at home.&nbsp; John Bull is
+ignorant of the States; he is probably ignorant of India; but
+considering his opportunities, he is far more ignorant of
+countries nearer his own door.&nbsp; There is one country, for
+instance&mdash;its frontier not so far from London, its people
+closely akin, its language the same in all essentials with the
+English&mdash;of which I will go bail he knows nothing.&nbsp; His
+ignorance of the sister kingdom cannot be described; it can only
+be illustrated by anecdote.&nbsp; I once travelled with a man of
+plausible manners and good intelligence&mdash;a University man,
+as the phrase goes&mdash;a man, besides, who had taken his degree
+in life and knew a thing or two about the age we live in.&nbsp;
+We were deep in talk, whirling between Peterborough and London;
+among other things, he began to describe some piece of legal
+injustice he had recently encountered, and I observed in my
+innocence that things were not so in Scotland.&nbsp; &ldquo;I beg
+your pardon,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;this is a matter of
+law.&rdquo;&nbsp; He had never heard of the Scots law; nor did he
+choose to be informed.&nbsp; The law was the same for the whole
+country, he told me roundly; every child knew that.&nbsp; At
+last, to settle matters, I explained to him that I was a member
+of a Scottish legal body, and had stood the brunt of an
+examination in the very law in question.&nbsp; Thereupon he
+looked me for a moment full in the face and dropped the
+conversation.&nbsp; This is a monstrous instance, if you like,
+but it does not stand alone in the experience of Scots.</p>
+<p>England and Scotland differ, indeed, in law, in history, in
+religion, in education, and in the very look of nature and
+men&rsquo;s faces, not always widely, but always
+trenchantly.&nbsp; Many particulars that struck Mr. Grant White,
+a Yankee, struck me, a Scot, no less forcibly; he and I felt
+ourselves foreigners on many common provocations.&nbsp; A
+Scotchman may tramp the better part of Europe and the United
+States, and never again receive so vivid an impression of foreign
+travel and strange lands and manners as on his first excursion
+into England.&nbsp; The change from a hilly to a level country
+strikes him with delighted wonder.&nbsp; Along the flat horizon
+there arise the frequent venerable towers of churches.&nbsp; He
+sees at the end of airy vistas the revolution of the windmill
+sails.&nbsp; He may go where he pleases in the future; he may see
+Alps, and Pyramids, and lions; but it will be hard to beat the
+pleasure of that moment.&nbsp; There are, indeed, few merrier
+spectacles than that of many windmills bickering together in a
+fresh breeze over a woody country; their halting alacrity of
+movement, their pleasant business, making bread all day with
+uncouth gesticulations, their air, gigantically human, as of a
+creature half alive, put a spirit of romance into the tamest
+landscape.&nbsp; When the Scotch child sees them first he falls
+immediately in love; and from that time forward windmills keep
+turning in his dreams.&nbsp; And so, in their degree, with every
+feature of the life and landscape.&nbsp; The warm, habitable age
+of towns and hamlets, the green, settled, ancient look of the
+country; the lush hedgerows, stiles, and privy path-ways in the
+fields; the sluggish, brimming rivers; chalk and smock-frocks;
+chimes of bells and the rapid, pertly-sounding English
+speech&mdash;they are all new to the curiosity; they are all set
+to English airs in the child&rsquo;s story that he tells himself
+at night.&nbsp; The sharp edge of novelty wears off; the feeling
+is scotched, but I doubt whether it is ever killed.&nbsp; Rather
+it keeps returning, ever the more rarely and strangely, and even
+in scenes to which you have been long accustomed suddenly awakes
+and gives a relish to enjoyment or heightens the sense of
+isolation.</p>
+<p>One thing especially continues unfamiliar to the
+Scotchman&rsquo;s eye&mdash;the domestic architecture, the look
+of streets and buildings; the quaint, venerable age of many, and
+the thin walls and warm colouring of all.&nbsp; We have, in
+Scotland, far fewer ancient buildings, above all in country
+places; and those that we have are all of hewn or harled
+masonry.&nbsp; Wood has been sparingly used in their
+construction; the window-frames are sunken in the wall, not flat
+to the front, as in England; the roofs are steeper-pitched; even
+a hill farm will have a massy, square, cold and permanent
+appearance.&nbsp; English houses, in comparison, have the look of
+cardboard toys, such as a puff might shatter.&nbsp; And to this
+the Scotchman never becomes used.&nbsp; His eye can never rest
+consciously on one of these brick houses&mdash;rickles of brick,
+as he might call them&mdash;or on one of these flat-chested
+streets, but he is instantly reminded where he is, and instantly
+travels back in fancy to his home.&nbsp; &ldquo;This is no my ain
+house; I ken by the biggin&rsquo; o&rsquo;t.&rdquo;&nbsp; And yet
+perhaps it is his own, bought with his own money, the key of it
+long polished in his pocket; but it has not yet, and never will
+be, thoroughly adopted by his imagination; nor does he cease to
+remember that, in the whole length and breadth of his native
+country, there was no building even distantly resembling it.</p>
+<p>But it is not alone in scenery and architecture that we count
+England foreign.&nbsp; The constitution of society, the very
+pillars of the empire, surprise and even pain us.&nbsp; The dull,
+neglected peasant, sunk in matter, insolent, gross and servile,
+makes a startling contrast with our own long-legged, long-headed,
+thoughtful, Bible-quoting ploughman.&nbsp; A week or two in such
+a place as Suffolk leaves the Scotchman gasping.&nbsp; It seems
+incredible that within the boundaries of his own island a class
+should have been thus forgotten.&nbsp; Even the educated and
+intelligent, who hold our own opinions and speak in our own
+words, yet seem to hold them with a difference or, from another
+reason, and to speak on all things with less interest and
+conviction.&nbsp; The first shock of English society is like a
+cold plunge.&nbsp; It is possible that the Scot comes looking for
+too much, and to be sure his first experiment will be in the
+wrong direction.&nbsp; Yet surely his complaint is grounded;
+surely the speech of Englishmen is too often lacking in generous
+ardour, the better part of the man too often withheld from the
+social commerce, and the contact of mind with mind evaded as with
+terror.&nbsp; A Scotch peasant will talk more liberally out of
+his own experience.&nbsp; He will not put you by with
+conversational counters and small jests; he will give you the
+best of himself, like one interested in life and man&rsquo;s
+chief end.&nbsp; A Scotchman is vain, interested in himself and
+others, eager for sympathy, setting forth his thoughts and
+experience in the best light.&nbsp; The egoism of the Englishman
+is self-contained.&nbsp; He does not seek to proselytise.&nbsp;
+He takes no interest in Scotland or the Scotch, and, what is the
+unkindest cut of all, he does not care to justify his
+indifference.&nbsp; Give him the wages of going on and being an
+Englishman, that is all he asks; and in the meantime, while you
+continue to associate, he would rather not be reminded of your
+baser origin.&nbsp; Compared with the grand, tree-like
+self-sufficiency of his demeanour, the vanity and curiosity of
+the Scot seem uneasy, vulgar, and immodest.&nbsp; That you should
+continually try to establish human and serious relations, that
+you should actually feel an interest in John Bull, and desire and
+invite a return of interest from him, may argue something more
+awake and lively in your mind, but it still puts you in the
+attitude of a suitor and a poor relation.&nbsp; Thus even the
+lowest class of the educated English towers over a Scotchman by
+the head and shoulders.</p>
+<p>Different indeed is the atmosphere in which Scotch and English
+youth begin to look about them, come to themselves in life, and
+gather up those first apprehensions which are the material of
+future thought and, to a great extent, the rule of future
+conduct.&nbsp; I have been to school in both countries, and I
+found, in the boys of the North, something at once rougher and
+more tender, at once more reserve and more expansion, a greater
+habitual distance chequered by glimpses of a nearer intimacy, and
+on the whole wider extremes of temperament and sensibility.&nbsp;
+The boy of the South seems more wholesome, but less thoughtful;
+he gives himself to games as to a business, striving to excel,
+but is not readily transported by imagination; the type remains
+with me as cleaner in mind and body, more active, fonder of
+eating, endowed with a lesser and a less romantic sense of life
+and of the future, and more immersed in present
+circumstances.&nbsp; And certainly, for one thing, English boys
+are younger for their age.&nbsp; Sabbath observance makes a
+series of grim, and perhaps serviceable, pauses in the tenor of
+Scotch boyhood&mdash;days of great stillness and solitude for the
+rebellious mind, when in the dearth of books and play, and in the
+intervals of studying the Shorter Catechism, the intellect and
+senses prey upon and test each other.&nbsp; The typical English
+Sunday, with the huge midday dinner and the plethoric afternoon,
+leads perhaps to different results.&nbsp; About the very cradle
+of the Scot there goes a hum of metaphysical divinity; and the
+whole of two divergent systems is summed up, not merely
+speciously, in the two first questions of the rival catechisms,
+the English tritely inquiring, &ldquo;What is your name?&rdquo;
+the Scottish striking at the very roots of life with, &ldquo;What
+is the chief end of man?&rdquo; and answering nobly, if
+obscurely, &ldquo;To glorify God and to enjoy Him for
+ever.&rdquo;&nbsp; I do not wish to make an idol of the Shorter
+Catechism; but the fact of such a question being asked opens to
+us Scotch a great field of speculation; and the fact that it is
+asked of all of us, from the peer to the ploughboy, binds us more
+nearly together.&nbsp; No Englishman of Byron&rsquo;s age,
+character, and history would have had patience for long
+theological discussions on the way to fight for Greece; but the
+daft Gordon blood and the Aberdonian school-days kept their
+influence to the end.&nbsp; We have spoken of the material
+conditions; nor need much more be said of these: of the land
+lying everywhere more exposed, of the wind always louder and
+bleaker, of the black, roaring winters, of the gloom of
+high-lying, old stone cities, imminent on the windy seaboard;
+compared with the level streets, the warm colouring of the brick,
+the domestic quaintness of the architecture, among which English
+children begin to grow up and come to themselves in life.&nbsp;
+As the stage of the University approaches, the contrast becomes
+more express.&nbsp; The English lad goes to Oxford or Cambridge;
+there, in an ideal world of gardens, to lead a semi-scenic life,
+costumed, disciplined and drilled by proctors.&nbsp; Nor is this
+to be regarded merely as a stage of education; it is a piece of
+privilege besides, and a step that separates him further from the
+bulk of his compatriots.&nbsp; At an earlier age the Scottish lad
+begins his greatly different experience of crowded class-rooms,
+of a gaunt quadrangle, of a bell hourly booming over the traffic
+of the city to recall him from the public-house where he has been
+lunching, or the streets where he has been wandering
+fancy-free.&nbsp; His college life has little of restraint, and
+nothing of necessary gentility.&nbsp; He will find no quiet
+clique of the exclusive, studious and cultured; no rotten borough
+of the arts.&nbsp; All classes rub shoulders on the greasy
+benches.&nbsp; The raffish young gentleman in gloves must measure
+his scholarship with the plain, clownish laddie from the parish
+school.&nbsp; They separate, at the session&rsquo;s end, one to
+smoke cigars about a watering-place, the other to resume the
+labours of the field beside his peasant family.&nbsp; The first
+muster of a college class in Scotland is a scene of curious and
+painful interest; so many lads, fresh from the heather, hang
+round the stove in cloddish embarrassment, ruffled by the
+presence of their smarter comrades, and afraid of the sound of
+their own rustic voices.&nbsp; It was in these early days, I
+think, that Professor Blackie won the affection of his pupils,
+putting these uncouth, umbrageous students at their ease with
+ready human geniality.&nbsp; Thus, at least, we have a healthy
+democratic atmosphere to breathe in while at work; even when
+there is no cordiality there is always a juxtaposition of the
+different classes, and in the competition of study the
+intellectual power of each is plainly demonstrated to the
+other.&nbsp; Our tasks ended, we of the North go forth as freemen
+into the humming, lamplit city.&nbsp; At five o&rsquo;clock you
+may see the last of us hiving from the college gates, in the
+glare of the shop windows, under the green glimmer of the winter
+sunset.&nbsp; The frost tingles in our blood; no proctor lies in
+wait to intercept us; till the bell sounds again, we are the
+masters of the world; and some portion of our lives is always
+Saturday, <i>la tr&ecirc;ve de Dieu</i>.</p>
+<p>Nor must we omit the sense of the nature of his country and
+his country&rsquo;s history gradually growing in the
+child&rsquo;s mind from story and from observation.&nbsp; A
+Scottish child hears much of shipwreck, outlying iron skerries,
+pitiless breakers, and great sea-lights; much of heathery
+mountains, wild clans, and hunted Covenanters.&nbsp; Breaths come
+to him in song of the distant Cheviots and the ring of foraying
+hoofs.&nbsp; He glories in his hard-fisted forefathers, of the
+iron girdle and the handful of oat-meal, who rode so swiftly and
+lived so sparely on their raids.&nbsp; Poverty, ill-luck,
+enterprise, and constant resolution are the fibres of the legend
+of his country&rsquo;s history.&nbsp; The heroes and kings of
+Scotland have been tragically fated; the most marking incidents
+in Scottish history&mdash;Flodden, Darien, or the
+Forty-five&mdash;were still either failures or defeats; and the
+fall of Wallace and the repeated reverses of the Bruce combine
+with the very smallness of the country to teach rather a moral
+than a material criterion for life.&nbsp; Britain is altogether
+small, the mere taproot of her extended empire: Scotland, again,
+which alone the Scottish boy adopts in his imagination, is but a
+little part of that, and avowedly cold, sterile and
+unpopulous.&nbsp; It is not so for nothing.&nbsp; I once seemed
+to have perceived in an American boy a greater readiness of
+sympathy for lands that are great, and rich, and growing, like
+his own.&nbsp; It proved to be quite otherwise: a mere dumb piece
+of boyish romance, that I had lacked penetration to divine.&nbsp;
+But the error serves the purpose of my argument; for I am sure,
+at least, that the heart of young Scotland will be always touched
+more nearly by paucity of number and Spartan poverty of life.</p>
+<p>So we may argue, and yet the difference is not
+explained.&nbsp; That Shorter Catechism which I took as being so
+typical of Scotland, was yet composed in the city of
+Westminster.&nbsp; The division of races is more sharply marked
+within the borders of Scotland itself than between the
+countries.&nbsp; Galloway and Buchan, Lothian and Lochaber, are
+like foreign parts; yet you may choose a man from any of them,
+and, ten to one, he shall prove to have the headmark of a
+Scot.&nbsp; A century and a half ago the Highlander wore a
+different costume, spoke a different language, worshipped in
+another church, held different morals, and obeyed a different
+social constitution from his fellow-countrymen either of the
+south or north.&nbsp; Even the English, it is recorded, did not
+loathe the Highlander and the Highland costume as they were
+loathed by the remainder of the Scotch.&nbsp; Yet the Highlander
+felt himself a Scot.&nbsp; He would willingly raid into the
+Scotch lowlands; but his courage failed him at the border, and he
+regarded England as a perilous, unhomely land.&nbsp; When the
+Black Watch, after years of foreign service, returned to
+Scotland, veterans leaped out and kissed the earth at Port
+Patrick.&nbsp; They had been in Ireland, stationed among men of
+their own race and language, where they were well liked and
+treated with affection; but it was the soil of Galloway that they
+kissed at the extreme end of the hostile lowlands, among a people
+who did not understand their speech, and who had hated, harried,
+and hanged them since the dawn of history.&nbsp; Last, and
+perhaps most curious, the sons of chieftains were often educated
+on the continent of Europe.&nbsp; They went abroad speaking
+Gaelic; they returned speaking, not English, but the broad
+dialect of Scotland.&nbsp; Now, what idea had they in their minds
+when they thus, in thought, identified themselves with their
+ancestral enemies?&nbsp; What was the sense in which they were
+Scotch and not English, or Scotch and not Irish?&nbsp; Can a bare
+name be thus influential on the minds and affections of men, and
+a political aggregation blind them to the nature of facts?&nbsp;
+The story of the Austrian Empire would seem to answer, <span
+class="smcap">No</span>; the far more galling business of Ireland
+clenches the negative from nearer home.&nbsp; Is it common
+education, common morals, a common language or a common faith,
+that join men into nations?&nbsp; There were practically none of
+these in the case we are considering.</p>
+<p>The fact remains: in spite of the difference of blood and
+language, the Lowlander feels himself the sentimental countryman
+of the Highlander.&nbsp; When they meet abroad, they fall upon
+each other&rsquo;s necks in spirit; even at home there is a kind
+of clannish intimacy in their talk.&nbsp; But from his compatriot
+in the south the Lowlander stands consciously apart.&nbsp; He has
+had a different training; he obeys different laws; he makes his
+will in other terms, is otherwise divorced and married; his eyes
+are not at home in an English landscape or with English houses;
+his ear continues to remark the English speech; and even though
+his tongue acquire the Southern knack, he will still have a
+strong Scotch accent of the mind.</p>
+<h2>CHAPTER II. SOME COLLEGE MEMORIES <a name="citation15"></a><a
+href="#footnote15" class="citation">[15]</a></h2>
+<p>I am asked to write something (it is not specifically stated
+what) to the profit and glory of my <i>Alma Mater</i>; and the
+fact is I seem to be in very nearly the same case with those who
+addressed me, for while I am willing enough to write something, I
+know not what to write.&nbsp; Only one point I see, that if I am
+to write at all, it should be of the University itself and my own
+days under its shadow; of the things that are still the same and
+of those that are already changed: such talk, in short, as would
+pass naturally between a student of to-day and one of yesterday,
+supposing them to meet and grow confidential.</p>
+<p>The generations pass away swiftly enough on the high seas of
+life; more swiftly still in the little bubbling back-water of the
+quadrangle; so that we see there, on a scale startlingly
+diminished, the flight of time and the succession of men.&nbsp; I
+looked for my name the other day in last year&rsquo;s case-book
+of the Speculative.&nbsp; Naturally enough I looked for it near
+the end; it was not there, nor yet in the next column, so that I
+began to think it had been dropped at press; and when at last I
+found it, mounted on the shoulders of so many successors, and
+looking in that posture like the name of a man of ninety, I was
+conscious of some of the dignity of years.&nbsp; This kind of
+dignity of temporal precession is likely, with prolonged life, to
+become more familiar, possibly less welcome; but I felt it
+strongly then, it is strongly on me now, and I am the more
+emboldened to speak with my successors in the tone of a parent
+and a praiser of things past.</p>
+<p>For, indeed, that which they attend is but a fallen
+University; it has doubtless some remains of good, for human
+institutions decline by gradual stages; but decline, in spite of
+all seeming embellishments, it does; and what is perhaps more
+singular, began to do so when I ceased to be a student.&nbsp;
+Thus, by an odd chance, I had the very last of the very best of
+<i>Alma Mater</i>; the same thing, I hear (which makes it the
+more strange), had previously happened to my father; and if they
+are good and do not die, something not at all unsimilar will be
+found in time to have befallen my successors of to-day.&nbsp; Of
+the specific points of change, of advantage in the past, of
+shortcoming in the present, I must own that, on a near
+examination, they look wondrous cloudy.&nbsp; The chief and far
+the most lamentable change is the absence of a certain lean,
+ugly, idle, unpopular student, whose presence was for me the gist
+and heart of the whole matter; whose changing humours, fine
+occasional purposes of good, flinching acceptance of evil,
+shiverings on wet, east-windy, morning journeys up to class,
+infinite yawnings during lecture and unquenchable gusto in the
+delights of truantry, made up the sunshine and shadow of my
+college life.&nbsp; You cannot fancy what you missed in missing
+him; his virtues, I make sure, are inconceivable to his
+successors, just as they were apparently concealed from his
+contemporaries, for I was practically alone in the pleasure I had
+in his society.&nbsp; Poor soul, I remember how much he was cast
+down at times, and how life (which had not yet begun) seemed to
+be already at an end, and hope quite dead, and misfortune and
+dishonour, like physical presences, dogging him as he went.&nbsp;
+And it may be worth while to add that these clouds rolled away in
+their season, and that all clouds roll away at last, and the
+troubles of youth in particular are things but of a moment.&nbsp;
+So this student, whom I have in my eye, took his full share of
+these concerns, and that very largely by his own fault; but he
+still clung to his fortune, and in the midst of much misconduct,
+kept on in his own way learning how to work; and at last, to his
+wonder, escaped out of the stage of studentship not openly
+shamed; leaving behind him the University of Edinburgh shorn of a
+good deal of its interest for myself.</p>
+<p>But while he is (in more senses than one) the first person, he
+is by no means the only one whom I regret, or whom the students
+of to-day, if they knew what they had lost, would regret
+also.&nbsp; They have still Tait, to be sure&mdash;long may they
+have him!&mdash;and they have still Tait&rsquo;s class-room,
+cupola and all; but think of what a different place it was when
+this youth of mine (at least on roll days) would be present on
+the benches, and, at the near end of the platform, Lindsay senior
+<a name="citation17"></a><a href="#footnote17"
+class="citation">[17]</a> was airing his robust old age.&nbsp; It
+is possible my successors may have never even heard of Old
+Lindsay; but when he went, a link snapped with the last
+century.&nbsp; He had something of a rustic air, sturdy and fresh
+and plain; he spoke with a ripe east-country accent, which I used
+to admire; his reminiscences were all of journeys on foot or
+highways busy with post-chaises&mdash;a Scotland before steam; he
+had seen the coal fire on the Isle of May, and he regaled me with
+tales of my own grandfather.&nbsp; Thus he was for me a mirror of
+things perished; it was only in his memory that I could see the
+huge shock of flames of the May beacon stream to leeward, and the
+watchers, as they fed the fire, lay hold unscorched of the
+windward bars of the furnace; it was only thus that I could see
+my grandfather driving swiftly in a gig along the seaboard road
+from Pittenweem to Crail, and for all his business hurry, drawing
+up to speak good-humouredly with those he met.&nbsp; And now, in
+his turn, Lindsay is gone also; inhabits only the memories of
+other men, till these shall follow him; and figures in my
+reminiscences as my grandfather figured in his.</p>
+<p>To-day, again, they have Professor Butcher, and I hear he has
+a prodigious deal of Greek; and they have Professor Chrystal, who
+is a man filled with the mathematics.&nbsp; And doubtless these
+are set-offs.&nbsp; But they cannot change the fact that
+Professor Blackie has retired, and that Professor Kelland is
+dead.&nbsp; No man&rsquo;s education is complete or truly liberal
+who knew not Kelland.&nbsp; There were unutterable lessons in the
+mere sight of that frail old clerical gentleman, lively as a boy,
+kind like a fairy godfather, and keeping perfect order in his
+class by the spell of that very kindness.&nbsp; I have heard him
+drift into reminiscences in class time, though not for long, and
+give us glimpses of old-world life in out-of-the-way English
+parishes when he was young; thus playing the same part as
+Lindsay&mdash;the part of the surviving memory, signalling out of
+the dark backward and abysm of time the images of perished
+things.&nbsp; But it was a part that scarce became him; he
+somehow lacked the means: for all his silver hair and worn face,
+he was not truly old; and he had too much of the unrest and
+petulant fire of youth, and too much invincible innocence of
+mind, to play the veteran well.&nbsp; The time to measure him
+best, to taste (in the old phrase) his gracious nature, was when
+he received his class at home.&nbsp; What a pretty simplicity
+would he then show, trying to amuse us like children with toys;
+and what an engaging nervousness of manner, as fearing that his
+efforts might not succeed!&nbsp; Truly he made us all feel like
+children, and like children embarrassed, but at the same time
+filled with sympathy for the conscientious, troubled elder-boy
+who was working so hard to entertain us.&nbsp; A theorist has
+held the view that there is no feature in man so tell-tale as his
+spectacles; that the mouth may be compressed and the brow
+smoothed artificially, but the sheen of the barnacles is
+diagnostic.&nbsp; And truly it must have been thus with Kelland;
+for as I still fancy I behold him frisking actively about the
+platform, pointer in hand, that which I seem to see most clearly
+is the way his glasses glittered with affection.&nbsp; I never
+knew but one other man who had (if you will permit the phrase) so
+kind a spectacle; and that was Dr. Appleton.&nbsp; But the light
+in his case was tempered and passive; in Kelland&rsquo;s it
+danced, and changed, and flashed vivaciously among the students,
+like a perpetual challenge to goodwill.</p>
+<p>I cannot say so much about Professor Blackie, for a good
+reason.&nbsp; Kelland&rsquo;s class I attended, once even gained
+there a certificate of merit, the only distinction of my
+University career.&nbsp; But although I am the holder of a
+certificate of attendance in the professor&rsquo;s own hand, I
+cannot remember to have been present in the Greek class above a
+dozen times.&nbsp; Professor Blackie was even kind enough to
+remark (more than once) while in the very act of writing the
+document above referred to, that he did not know my face.&nbsp;
+Indeed, I denied myself many opportunities; acting upon an
+extensive and highly rational system of truantry, which cost me a
+great deal of trouble to put in exercise&mdash;perhaps as much as
+would have taught me Greek&mdash;and sent me forth into the world
+and the profession of letters with the merest shadow of an
+education.&nbsp; But they say it is always a good thing to have
+taken pains, and that success is its own reward, whatever be its
+nature; so that, perhaps, even upon this I should plume myself,
+that no one ever played the truant with more deliberate care, and
+none ever had more certificates for less education.&nbsp; One
+consequence, however, of my system is that I have much less to
+say of Professor Blackie than I had of Professor Kelland; and as
+he is still alive, and will long, I hope, continue to be so, it
+will not surprise you very much that I have no intention of
+saying it.</p>
+<p>Meanwhile, how many others have gone&mdash;Jenkin, Hodgson,
+and I know not who besides; and of that tide of students that
+used to throng the arch and blacken the quadrangle, how many are
+scattered into the remotest parts of the earth, and how many more
+have lain down beside their fathers in their
+&ldquo;resting-graves&rdquo;!&nbsp; And again, how many of these
+last have not found their way there, all too early, through the
+stress of education!&nbsp; That was one thing, at least, from
+which my truantry protected me.&nbsp; I am sorry indeed that I
+have no Greek, but I should be sorrier still if I were dead; nor
+do I know the name of that branch of knowledge which is worth
+acquiring at the price of a brain fever.&nbsp; There are many
+sordid tragedies in the life of the student, above all if he be
+poor, or drunken, or both; but nothing more moves a wise
+man&rsquo;s pity than the case of the lad who is in too much
+hurry to be learned.&nbsp; And so, for the sake of a moral at the
+end, I will call up one more figure, and have done.&nbsp; A
+student, ambitious of success by that hot, intemperate manner of
+study that now grows so common, read night and day for an
+examination.&nbsp; As he went on, the task became more easy to
+him, sleep was more easily banished, his brain grew hot and clear
+and more capacious, the necessary knowledge daily fuller and more
+orderly.&nbsp; It came to the eve of the trial and he watched all
+night in his high chamber, reviewing what he knew, and already
+secure of success.&nbsp; His window looked eastward, and being
+(as I said) high up, and the house itself standing on a hill,
+commanded a view over dwindling suburbs to a country
+horizon.&nbsp; At last my student drew up his blind, and still in
+quite a jocund humour, looked abroad.&nbsp; Day was breaking, the
+east was tinging with strange fires, the clouds breaking up for
+the coming of the sun; and at the sight, nameless terror seized
+upon his mind.&nbsp; He was sane, his senses were undisturbed; he
+saw clearly, and knew what he was seeing, and knew that it was
+normal; but he could neither bear to see it nor find the strength
+to look away, and fled in panic from his chamber into the
+enclosure of the street.&nbsp; In the cool air and silence, and
+among the sleeping houses, his strength was renewed.&nbsp;
+Nothing troubled him but the memory of what had passed, and an
+abject fear of its return.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Gallo canente, spes redit,<br />
+Aegris salus refunditur,<br />
+Lapsis fides revertitur,&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>as they sang of old in Portugal in the Morning Office.&nbsp;
+But to him that good hour of cockcrow, and the changes of the
+dawn, had brought panic, and lasting doubt, and such terror as he
+still shook to think of.&nbsp; He dared not return to his
+lodging; he could not eat; he sat down, he rose up, he wandered;
+the city woke about him with its cheerful bustle, the sun climbed
+overhead; and still he grew but the more absorbed in the distress
+of his recollection and the fear of his past fear.&nbsp; At the
+appointed hour, he came to the door of the place of examination;
+but when he was asked, he had forgotten his name.&nbsp; Seeing
+him so disordered, they had not the heart to send him away, but
+gave him a paper and admitted him, still nameless, to the
+Hall.&nbsp; Vain kindness, vain efforts.&nbsp; He could only sit
+in a still growing horror, writing nothing, ignorant of all, his
+mind filled with a single memory of the breaking day and his own
+intolerable fear.&nbsp; And that same night he was tossing in a
+brain fever.</p>
+<p>People are afraid of war and wounds and dentists, all with
+excellent reason; but these are not to be compared with such
+chaotic terrors of the mind as fell on this young man, and made
+him cover his eyes from the innocent morning.&nbsp; We all have
+by our bedsides the box of the Merchant Abudah, thank God,
+securely enough shut; but when a young man sacrifices sleep to
+labour, let him have a care, for he is playing with the lock.</p>
+<h2>CHAPTER III. OLD MORTALITY</h2>
+<h3>I</h3>
+<p>There is a certain graveyard, looked upon on the one side by a
+prison, on the other by the windows of a quiet hotel; below,
+under a steep cliff, it beholds the traffic of many lines of
+rail, and the scream of the engine and the shock of meeting
+buffers mount to it all day long.&nbsp; The aisles are lined with
+the inclosed sepulchres of families, door beyond door, like
+houses in a street; and in the morning the shadow of the prison
+turrets, and of many tall memorials, fall upon the graves.&nbsp;
+There, in the hot fits of youth, I came to be unhappy.&nbsp;
+Pleasant incidents are woven with my memory of the place.&nbsp; I
+here made friends with a plain old gentleman, a visitor on sunny
+mornings, gravely cheerful, who, with one eye upon the place that
+awaited him, chirped about his youth like winter sparrows; a
+beautiful housemaid of the hotel once, for some days together,
+dumbly flirted with me from a window and kept my wild heart
+flying; and once&mdash;she possibly remembers&mdash;the wise
+Eugenia followed me to that austere inclosure.&nbsp; Her hair
+came down, and in the shelter of the tomb my trembling fingers
+helped her to repair the braid.&nbsp; But for the most part I
+went there solitary and, with irrevocable emotion, pored on the
+names of the forgotten.&nbsp; Name after name, and to each the
+conventional attributions and the idle dates: a regiment of the
+unknown that had been the joy of mothers, and had thrilled with
+the illusions of youth, and at last, in the dim sick-room,
+wrestled with the pangs of old mortality.&nbsp; In that whole
+crew of the silenced there was but one of whom my fancy had
+received a picture; and he, with his comely, florid countenance,
+bewigged and habited in scarlet, and in his day combining fame
+and popularity, stood forth, like a taunt, among that company of
+phantom appellations.&nbsp; It was then possible to leave behind
+us something more explicit than these severe, monotonous and
+lying epitaphs; and the thing left, the memory of a painted
+picture and what we call the immortality of a name, was hardly
+more desirable than mere oblivion.&nbsp; Even David Hume, as he
+lay composed beneath that &ldquo;circular idea,&rdquo; was
+fainter than a dream; and when the housemaid, broom in hand,
+smiled and beckoned from the open window, the fame of that
+bewigged philosopher melted like a raindrop in the sea.</p>
+<p>And yet in soberness I cared as little for the housemaid as
+for David Hume.&nbsp; The interests of youth are rarely frank;
+his passions, like Noah&rsquo;s dove, come home to roost.&nbsp;
+The fire, sensibility, and volume of his own nature, that is all
+that he has learned to recognise.&nbsp; The tumultuary and gray
+tide of life, the empire of routine, the unrejoicing faces of his
+elders, fill him with contemptuous surprise; there also he seems
+to walk among the tombs of spirits; and it is only in the course
+of years, and after much rubbing with his fellow-men, that he
+begins by glimpses to see himself from without and his fellows
+from within: to know his own for one among the thousand undenoted
+countenances of the city street, and to divine in others the
+throb of human agony and hope.&nbsp; In the meantime he will
+avoid the hospital doors, the pale faces, the cripple, the sweet
+whiff of chloroform&mdash;for there, on the most thoughtless, the
+pains of others are burned home; but he will continue to walk, in
+a divine self-pity, the aisles of the forgotten graveyard.&nbsp;
+The length of man&rsquo;s life, which is endless to the brave and
+busy, is scorned by his ambitious thought.&nbsp; He cannot bear
+to have come for so little, and to go again so wholly.&nbsp; He
+cannot bear, above all, in that brief scene, to be still idle,
+and by way of cure, neglects the little that he has to do.&nbsp;
+The parable of the talent is the brief epitome of youth.&nbsp; To
+believe in immortality is one thing, but it is first needful to
+believe in life.&nbsp; Denunciatory preachers seem not to suspect
+that they may be taken gravely and in evil part; that young men
+may come to think of time as of a moment, and with the pride of
+Satan wave back the inadequate gift.&nbsp; Yet here is a true
+peril; this it is that sets them to pace the graveyard alleys and
+to read, with strange extremes of pity and derision, the
+memorials of the dead.</p>
+<p>Books were the proper remedy: books of vivid human import,
+forcing upon their minds the issues, pleasures, busyness,
+importance and immediacy of that life in which they stand; books
+of smiling or heroic temper, to excite or to console; books of a
+large design, shadowing the complexity of that game of
+consequences to which we all sit down, the hanger-back not
+least.&nbsp; But the average sermon flees the point, disporting
+itself in that eternity of which we know, and need to know, so
+little; avoiding the bright, crowded, and momentous fields of
+life where destiny awaits us.&nbsp; Upon the average book a
+writer may be silent; he may set it down to his ill-hap that when
+his own youth was in the acrid fermentation, he should have
+fallen and fed upon the cheerless fields of Obermann.&nbsp; Yet
+to Mr. Arnold, who led him to these pastures, he still bears a
+grudge.&nbsp; The day is perhaps not far off when people will
+begin to count <i>Moll Flanders</i>, ay, or <i>The Country
+Wife</i>, more wholesome and more pious diet than these
+guide-books to consistent egoism.</p>
+<p>But the most inhuman of boys soon wearies of the inhumanity of
+Obermann.&nbsp; And even while I still continued to be a haunter
+of the graveyard, I began insensibly to turn my attention to the
+grave-diggers, and was weaned out of myself to observe the
+conduct of visitors.&nbsp; This was dayspring, indeed, to a lad
+in such great darkness.&nbsp; Not that I began to see men, or to
+try to see them, from within, nor to learn charity and modesty
+and justice from the sight; but still stared at them externally
+from the prison windows of my affectation.&nbsp; Once I remember
+to have observed two working-women with a baby halting by a
+grave; there was something monumental in the grouping, one
+upright carrying the child, the other with bowed face crouching
+by her side.&nbsp; A wreath of immortelles under a glass dome had
+thus attracted them; and, drawing near, I overheard their
+judgment on that wonder.&nbsp; &ldquo;Eh! what
+extravagance!&rdquo;&nbsp; To a youth afflicted with the
+callosity of sentiment, this quaint and pregnant saying appeared
+merely base.</p>
+<p>My acquaintance with grave-diggers, considering its length,
+was unremarkable.&nbsp; One, indeed, whom I found plying his
+spade in the red evening, high above Allan Water and in the
+shadow of Dunblane Cathedral, told me of his acquaintance with
+the birds that still attended on his labours; how some would even
+perch about him, waiting for their prey; and in a true
+Sexton&rsquo;s Calendar, how the species varied with the season
+of the year.&nbsp; But this was the very poetry of the
+profession.&nbsp; The others whom I knew were somewhat dry.&nbsp;
+A faint flavour of the gardener hung about them, but
+sophisticated and dis-bloomed.&nbsp; They had engagements to
+keep, not alone with the deliberate series of the seasons, but
+with man-kind&rsquo;s clocks and hour-long measurement of
+time.&nbsp; And thus there was no leisure for the relishing
+pinch, or the hour-long gossip, foot on spade.&nbsp; They were
+men wrapped up in their grim business; they liked well to open
+long-closed family vaults, blowing in the key and throwing wide
+the grating; and they carried in their minds a calendar of names
+and dates.&nbsp; It would be &ldquo;in fifty-twa&rdquo; that such
+a tomb was last opened for &ldquo;Miss Jemimy.&rdquo;&nbsp; It
+was thus they spoke of their past patients&mdash;familiarly but
+not without respect, like old family servants.&nbsp; Here is
+indeed a servant, whom we forget that we possess; who does not
+wait at the bright table, or run at the bell&rsquo;s summons, but
+patiently smokes his pipe beside the mortuary fire, and in his
+faithful memory notches the burials of our race.&nbsp; To suspect
+Shakespeare in his maturity of a superficial touch savours of
+paradox; yet he was surely in error when he attributed
+insensibility to the digger of the grave.&nbsp; But perhaps it is
+on Hamlet that the charge should lie; or perhaps the English
+sexton differs from the Scotch.&nbsp; The &ldquo;goodman
+delver,&rdquo; reckoning up his years of office, might have at
+least suggested other thoughts.&nbsp; It is a pride common among
+sextons.&nbsp; A cabinet-maker does not count his cabinets, nor
+even an author his volumes, save when they stare upon him from
+the shelves; but the grave-digger numbers his graves.&nbsp; He
+would indeed be something different from human if his solitary
+open-air and tragic labours left not a broad mark upon his
+mind.&nbsp; There, in his tranquil aisle, apart from city
+clamour, among the cats and robins and the ancient effigies and
+legends of the tomb, he waits the continual passage of his
+contemporaries, falling like minute drops into eternity.&nbsp; As
+they fall, he counts them; and this enumeration, which was at
+first perhaps appalling to his soul, in the process of years and
+by the kindly influence of habit grows to be his pride and
+pleasure.&nbsp; There are many common stories telling how he
+piques himself on crowded cemeteries.&nbsp; But I will rather
+tell of the old grave-digger of Monkton, to whose unsuffering
+bedside the minister was summoned.&nbsp; He dwelt in a cottage
+built into the wall of the church-yard; and through a
+bull&rsquo;s-eye pane above his bed he could see, as he lay
+dying, the rank grasses and the upright and recumbent
+stones.&nbsp; Dr. Laurie was, I think, a Moderate: &rsquo;tis
+certain, at least, that he took a very Roman view of deathbed
+dispositions; for he told the old man that he had lived beyond
+man&rsquo;s natural years, that his life had been easy and
+reputable, that his family had all grown up and been a credit to
+his care, and that it now behoved him unregretfully to gird his
+loins and follow the majority.&nbsp; The grave-digger heard him
+out; then he raised himself upon one elbow, and with the other
+hand pointed through the window to the scene of his life-long
+labours.&nbsp; &ldquo;Doctor,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I ha&rsquo;e
+laid three hunner and fower-score in that kirkyaird; an it had
+been His wull,&rdquo; indicating Heaven, &ldquo;I would
+ha&rsquo;e likit weel to ha&rsquo;e made out the fower
+hunner.&rdquo;&nbsp; But it was not to be; this tragedian of the
+fifth act had now another part to play; and the time had come
+when others were to gird and carry him.</p>
+<h3>II</h3>
+<p>I would fain strike a note that should be more heroical; but
+the ground of all youth&rsquo;s suffering, solitude, hysteria,
+and haunting of the grave, is nothing else than naked, ignorant
+selfishness.&nbsp; It is himself that he sees dead; those are his
+virtues that are forgotten; his is the vague epitaph.&nbsp; Pity
+him but the more, if pity be your cue; for where a man is all
+pride, vanity, and personal aspiration, he goes through fire
+unshielded.&nbsp; In every part and corner of our life, to lose
+oneself is to be gainer; to forget oneself is to be happy; and
+this poor, laughable and tragic fool has not yet learned the
+rudiments; himself, giant Prometheus, is still ironed on the
+peaks of Caucasus.&nbsp; But by-and-by his truant interests will
+leave that tortured body, slip abroad and gather flowers.&nbsp;
+Then shall death appear before him in an altered guise; no longer
+as a doom peculiar to himself, whether fate&rsquo;s crowning
+injustice or his own last vengeance upon those who fail to value
+him; but now as a power that wounds him far more tenderly, not
+without solemn compensations, taking and giving, bereaving and
+yet storing up.</p>
+<p>The first step for all is to learn to the dregs our own
+ignoble fallibility.&nbsp; When we have fallen through storey
+after storey of our vanity and aspiration, and sit rueful among
+the ruins, then it is that we begin to measure the stature of our
+friends: how they stand between us and our own contempt,
+believing in our best; how, linking us with others, and still
+spreading wide the influential circle, they weave us in and in
+with the fabric of contemporary life; and to what petty size they
+dwarf the virtues and the vices that appeared gigantic in our
+youth.&nbsp; So that at the last, when such a pin falls
+out&mdash;when there vanishes in the least breath of time one of
+those rich magazines of life on which we drew for our
+supply&mdash;when he who had first dawned upon us as a face among
+the faces of the city, and, still growing, came to bulk on our
+regard with those clear features of the loved and living man,
+falls in a breath to memory and shadow, there falls along with
+him a whole wing of the palace of our life.</p>
+<h3>III</h3>
+<p>One such face I now remember; one such blank some half-a-dozen
+of us labour to dissemble.&nbsp; In his youth he was most
+beautiful in person, most serene and genial by disposition; full
+of racy words and quaint thoughts.&nbsp; Laughter attended on his
+coming.&nbsp; He had the air of a great gentleman, jovial and
+royal with his equals, and to the poorest student gentle and
+attentive.&nbsp; Power seemed to reside in him exhaustless; we
+saw him stoop to play with us, but held him marked for higher
+destinies; we loved his notice; and I have rarely had my pride
+more gratified than when he sat at my father&rsquo;s table, my
+acknowledged friend.&nbsp; So he walked among us, both hands full
+of gifts, carrying with nonchalance the seeds of a most
+influential life.</p>
+<p>The powers and the ground of friendship is a mystery; but,
+looking back, I can discern that, in part, we loved the thing he
+was, for some shadow of what he was to be.&nbsp; For with all his
+beauty, power, breeding, urbanity and mirth, there was in those
+days something soulless in our friend.&nbsp; He would astonish us
+by sallies, witty, innocent and inhumane; and by a misapplied
+Johnsonian pleasantry, demolish honest sentiment.&nbsp; I can
+still see and hear him, as he went his way along the lamplit
+streets, <i>L&agrave; ci darem la mano</i> on his lips, a noble
+figure of a youth, but following vanity and incredulous of good;
+and sure enough, somewhere on the high seas of life, with his
+health, his hopes, his patrimony and his self-respect, miserably
+went down.</p>
+<p>From this disaster, like a spent swimmer, he came desperately
+ashore, bankrupt of money and consideration; creeping to the
+family he had deserted; with broken wing, never more to
+rise.&nbsp; But in his face there was a light of knowledge that
+was new to it.&nbsp; Of the wounds of his body he was never
+healed; died of them gradually, with clear-eyed resignation; of
+his wounded pride, we knew only from his silence.&nbsp; He
+returned to that city where he had lorded it in his ambitious
+youth; lived there alone, seeing few; striving to retrieve the
+irretrievable; at times still grappling with that mortal frailty
+that had brought him down; still joying in his friend&rsquo;s
+successes; his laugh still ready but with kindlier music; and
+over all his thoughts the shadow of that unalterable law which he
+had disavowed and which had brought him low.&nbsp; Lastly, when
+his bodily evils had quite disabled him, he lay a great while
+dying, still without complaint, still finding interests; to his
+last step gentle, urbane and with the will to smile.</p>
+<p>The tale of this great failure is, to those who remained true
+to him, the tale of a success.&nbsp; In his youth he took thought
+for no one but himself; when he came ashore again, his whole
+armada lost, he seemed to think of none but others.&nbsp; Such
+was his tenderness for others, such his instinct of fine courtesy
+and pride, that of that impure passion of remorse he never
+breathed a syllable; even regret was rare with him, and pointed
+with a jest.&nbsp; You would not have dreamed, if you had known
+him then, that this was that great failure, that beacon to young
+men, over whose fall a whole society had hissed and pointed
+fingers.&nbsp; Often have we gone to him, red-hot with our own
+hopeful sorrows, railing on the rose-leaves in our princely bed
+of life, and he would patiently give ear and wisely counsel; and
+it was only upon some return of our own thoughts that we were
+reminded what manner of man this was to whom we disembosomed: a
+man, by his own fault, ruined; shut out of the garden of his
+gifts; his whole city of hope both ploughed and salted; silently
+awaiting the deliverer.&nbsp; Then something took us by the
+throat; and to see him there, so gentle, patient, brave and
+pious, oppressed but not cast down, sorrow was so swallowed up in
+admiration that we could not dare to pity him.&nbsp; Even if the
+old fault flashed out again, it but awoke our wonder that, in
+that lost battle, he should have still the energy to fight.&nbsp;
+He had gone to ruin with a kind of kingly <i>abandon</i>, like
+one who condescended; but once ruined, with the lights all out,
+he fought as for a kingdom.&nbsp; Most men, finding themselves
+the authors of their own disgrace, rail the louder against God or
+destiny.&nbsp; Most men, when they repent, oblige their friends
+to share the bitterness of that repentance.&nbsp; But he had held
+an inquest and passed sentence: <i>mene</i>, <i>mene</i>; and
+condemned himself to smiling silence.&nbsp; He had given trouble
+enough; had earned misfortune amply, and foregone the right to
+murmur.</p>
+<p>Thus was our old comrade, like Samson, careless in his days of
+strength; but on the coming of adversity, and when that strength
+was gone that had betrayed him&mdash;&ldquo;for our strength is
+weakness&rdquo;&mdash;he began to blossom and bring forth.&nbsp;
+Well, now, he is out of the fight: the burden that he bore thrown
+down before the great deliverer.&nbsp; We</p>
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;In the vast cathedral
+leave him;<br />
+God accept him,<br />
+Christ receive him!&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h3>IV</h3>
+<p>If we go now and look on these innumerable epitaphs, the
+pathos and the irony are strangely fled.&nbsp; They do not stand
+merely to the dead, these foolish monuments; they are pillars and
+legends set up to glorify the difficult but not desperate life of
+man.&nbsp; This ground is hallowed by the heroes of defeat.</p>
+<p>I see the indifferent pass before my friend&rsquo;s last
+resting-place; pause, with a shrug of pity, marvelling that so
+rich an argosy had sunk.&nbsp; A pity, now that he is done with
+suffering, a pity most uncalled for, and an ignorant
+wonder.&nbsp; Before those who loved him, his memory shines like
+a reproach; they honour him for silent lessons; they cherish his
+example; and in what remains before them of their toil, fear to
+be unworthy of the dead.&nbsp; For this proud man was one of
+those who prospered in the valley of humiliation;&mdash;of whom
+Bunyan wrote that, &ldquo;Though Christian had the hard hap to
+meet in the valley with Apollyon, yet I must tell you, that in
+former times men have met with angels here; have found pearls
+here; and have in this place found the words of life.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>CHAPTER IV. A COLLEGE MAGAZINE</h2>
+<h3>I</h3>
+<p>All through my boyhood and youth, I was known and pointed out
+for the pattern of an idler; and yet I was always busy on my own
+private end, which was to learn to write.&nbsp; I kept always two
+books in my pocket, one to read, one to write in.&nbsp; As I
+walked, my mind was busy fitting what I saw with appropriate
+words; when I sat by the roadside, I would either read, or a
+pencil and a penny version-book would be in my hand, to note down
+the features of the scene or commemorate some halting
+stanzas.&nbsp; Thus I lived with words.&nbsp; And what I thus
+wrote was for no ulterior use, it was written consciously for
+practice.&nbsp; It was not so much that I wished to be an author
+(though I wished that too) as that I had vowed that I would learn
+to write.&nbsp; That was a proficiency that tempted me; and I
+practised to acquire it, as men learn to whittle, in a wager with
+myself.&nbsp; Description was the principal field of my exercise;
+for to any one with senses there is always something worth
+describing, and town and country are but one continuous
+subject.&nbsp; But I worked in other ways also; often accompanied
+my walks with dramatic dialogues, in which I played many parts;
+and often exercised myself in writing down conversations from
+memory.</p>
+<p>This was all excellent, no doubt; so were the diaries I
+sometimes tried to keep, but always and very speedily discarded,
+finding them a school of posturing and melancholy
+self-deception.&nbsp; And yet this was not the most efficient
+part of my training.&nbsp; Good though it was, it only taught me
+(so far as I have learned them at all) the lower and less
+intellectual elements of the art, the choice of the essential
+note and the right word: things that to a happier constitution
+had perhaps come by nature.&nbsp; And regarded as training, it
+had one grave defect; for it set me no standard of
+achievement.&nbsp; So that there was perhaps more profit, as
+there was certainly more effort, in my secret labours at
+home.&nbsp; Whenever I read a book or a passage that particularly
+pleased me, in which a thing was said or an effect rendered with
+propriety, in which there was either some conspicuous force or
+some happy distinction in the style, I must sit down at once and
+set myself to ape that quality.&nbsp; I was unsuccessful, and I
+knew it; and tried again, and was again unsuccessful and always
+unsuccessful; but at least in these vain bouts, I got some
+practice in rhythm, in harmony, in construction and the
+co-ordination of parts.&nbsp; I have thus played the sedulous ape
+to Hazlitt, to Lamb, to Wordsworth, to Sir Thomas Browne, to
+Defoe, to Hawthorne, to Montaigne, to Baudelaire and to
+Obermann.&nbsp; I remember one of these monkey tricks, which was
+called <i>The Vanity of Morals</i>: it was to have had a second
+part, <i>The Vanity of Knowledge</i>; and as I had neither
+morality nor scholarship, the names were apt; but the second part
+was never attempted, and the first part was written (which is my
+reason for recalling it, ghost-like, from its ashes) no less than
+three times: first in the manner of Hazlitt, second in the manner
+of Ruskin, who had cast on me a passing spell, and third, in a
+laborious pasticcio of Sir Thomas Browne.&nbsp; So with my other
+works: <i>Cain</i>, an epic, was (save the mark!) an imitation of
+<i>Sordello</i>: <i>Robin Hood</i>, a tale in verse, took an
+eclectic middle course among the fields of Keats, Chaucer and
+Morris: in <i>Monmouth</i>, a tragedy, I reclined on the bosom of
+Mr. Swinburne; in my innumerable gouty-footed lyrics, I followed
+many masters; in the first draft of <i>The King&rsquo;s
+Pardon</i>, a tragedy, I was on the trail of no lesser man than
+John Webster; in the second draft of the same piece, with
+staggering versatility, I had shifted my allegiance to Congreve,
+and of course conceived my fable in a less serious vein&mdash;for
+it was not Congreve&rsquo;s verse, it was his exquisite prose,
+that I admired and sought to copy.&nbsp; Even at the age of
+thirteen I had tried to do justice to the inhabitants of the
+famous city of Peebles in the style of the <i>Book of
+Snobs</i>.&nbsp; So I might go on for ever, through all my
+abortive novels, and down to my later plays, of which I think
+more tenderly, for they were not only conceived at first under
+the bracing influence of old Dumas, but have met with
+resurrection: one, strangely bettered by another hand, came on
+the stage itself and was played by bodily actors; the other,
+originally known as <i>Semiramis</i>: <i>a Tragedy</i>, I have
+observed on bookstalls under the <i>alias</i> of <i>Prince
+Otto</i>.&nbsp; But enough has been said to show by what arts of
+impersonation, and in what purely ventriloquial efforts I first
+saw my words on paper.</p>
+<p>That, like it or not, is the way to learn to write whether I
+have profited or not, that is the way.&nbsp; It was so Keats
+learned, and there was never a finer temperament for literature
+than Keats&rsquo;s; it was so, if we could trace it out, that all
+men have learned; and that is why a revival of letters is always
+accompanied or heralded by a cast back to earlier and fresher
+models.&nbsp; Perhaps I hear some one cry out: But this is not
+the way to be original!&nbsp; It is not; nor is there any way but
+to be born so.&nbsp; Nor yet, if you are born original, is there
+anything in this training that shall clip the wings of your
+originality.&nbsp; There can be none more original than
+Montaigne, neither could any be more unlike Cicero; yet no
+craftsman can fail to see how much the one must have tried in his
+time to imitate the other.&nbsp; Burns is the very type of a
+prime force in letters: he was of all men the most
+imitative.&nbsp; Shakespeare himself, the imperial, proceeds
+directly from a school.&nbsp; It is only from a school that we
+can expect to have good writers; it is almost invariably from a
+school that great writers, these lawless exceptions, issue.&nbsp;
+Nor is there anything here that should astonish the
+considerate.&nbsp; Before he can tell what cadences he truly
+prefers, the student should have tried all that are possible;
+before he can choose and preserve a fitting key of words, he
+should long have practised the literary scales; and it is only
+after years of such gymnastic that he can sit down at last,
+legions of words swarming to his call, dozens of turns of phrase
+simultaneously bidding for his choice, and he himself knowing
+what he wants to do and (within the narrow limit of a man&rsquo;s
+ability) able to do it.</p>
+<p>And it is the great point of these imitations that there still
+shines beyond the student&rsquo;s reach his inimitable
+model.&nbsp; Let him try as he please, he is still sure of
+failure; and it is a very old and a very true saying that failure
+is the only highroad to success.&nbsp; I must have had some
+disposition to learn; for I clear-sightedly condemned my own
+performances.&nbsp; I liked doing them indeed; but when they were
+done, I could see they were rubbish.&nbsp; In consequence, I very
+rarely showed them even to my friends; and such friends as I
+chose to be my confidants I must have chosen well, for they had
+the friendliness to be quite plain with me,
+&ldquo;Padding,&rdquo; said one.&nbsp; Another wrote: &ldquo;I
+cannot understand why you do lyrics so badly.&rdquo;&nbsp; No
+more could I!&nbsp; Thrice I put myself in the way of a more
+authoritative rebuff, by sending a paper to a magazine.&nbsp;
+These were returned; and I was not surprised nor even
+pained.&nbsp; If they had not been looked at, as (like all
+amateurs) I suspected was the case, there was no good in
+repeating the experiment; if they had been looked at&mdash;well,
+then I had not yet learned to write, and I must keep on learning
+and living.&nbsp; Lastly, I had a piece of good fortune which is
+the occasion of this paper, and by which I was able to see my
+literature in print, and to measure experimentally how far I
+stood from the favour of the public.</p>
+<h3>II</h3>
+<p>The Speculative Society is a body of some antiquity, and has
+counted among its members Scott, Brougham, Jeffrey, Horner,
+Benjamin Constant, Robert Emmet, and many a legal and local
+celebrity besides.&nbsp; By an accident, variously explained, it
+has its rooms in the very buildings of the University of
+Edinburgh: a hall, Turkey-carpeted, hung with pictures, looking,
+when lighted up at night with fire and candle, like some goodly
+dining-room; a passage-like library, walled with books in their
+wire cages; and a corridor with a fireplace, benches, a table,
+many prints of famous members, and a mural tablet to the virtues
+of a former secretary.&nbsp; Here a member can warm himself and
+loaf and read; here, in defiance of Senatus-consults, he can
+smoke.&nbsp; The Senatus looks askance at these privileges; looks
+even with a somewhat vinegar aspect on the whole society; which
+argues a lack of proportion in the learned mind, for the world,
+we may be sure, will prize far higher this haunt of dead lions
+than all the living dogs of the professorate.</p>
+<p>I sat one December morning in the library of the Speculative;
+a very humble-minded youth, though it was a virtue I never had
+much credit for; yet proud of my privileges as a member of the
+Spec.; proud of the pipe I was smoking in the teeth of the
+Senatus; and in particular, proud of being in the next room to
+three very distinguished students, who were then conversing
+beside the corridor fire.&nbsp; One of these has now his name on
+the back of several volumes, and his voice, I learn, is
+influential in the law courts.&nbsp; Of the death of the second,
+you have just been reading what I had to say.&nbsp; And the third
+also has escaped out of that battle of life in which he fought so
+hard, it may be so unwisely.&nbsp; They were all three, as I have
+said, notable students; but this was the most conspicuous.&nbsp;
+Wealthy, handsome, ambitious, adventurous, diplomatic, a reader
+of Balzac, and of all men that I have known, the most like to one
+of Balzac&rsquo;s characters, he led a life, and was attended by
+an ill fortune, that could be properly set forth only in the
+<i>Com&eacute;die Humaine</i>.&nbsp; He had then his eye on
+Parliament; and soon after the time of which I write, he made a
+showy speech at a political dinner, was cried up to heaven next
+day in the <i>Courant</i>, and the day after was dashed lower
+than earth with a charge of plagiarism in the
+<i>Scotsman</i>.&nbsp; Report would have it (I daresay, very
+wrongly) that he was betrayed by one in whom he particularly
+trusted, and that the author of the charge had learned its truth
+from his own lips.&nbsp; Thus, at least, he was up one day on a
+pinnacle, admired and envied by all; and the next, though still
+but a boy, he was publicly disgraced.&nbsp; The blow would have
+broken a less finely tempered spirit; and even him I suppose it
+rendered reckless; for he took flight to London, and there, in a
+fast club, disposed of the bulk of his considerable patrimony in
+the space of one winter.&nbsp; For years thereafter he lived I
+know not how; always well dressed, always in good hotels and good
+society, always with empty pockets.&nbsp; The charm of his manner
+may have stood him in good stead; but though my own manners are
+very agreeable, I have never found in them a source of
+livelihood; and to explain the miracle of his continued
+existence, I must fall back upon the theory of the philosopher,
+that in his case, as in all of the same kind, &ldquo;there was a
+suffering relative in the background.&rdquo;&nbsp; From this
+genteel eclipse he reappeared upon the scene, and presently
+sought me out in the character of a generous editor.&nbsp; It is
+in this part that I best remember him; tall, slender, with a not
+ungraceful stoop; looking quite like a refined gentleman, and
+quite like an urbane adventurer; smiling with an engaging
+ambiguity; cocking at you one peaked eyebrow with a great
+appearance of finesse; speaking low and sweet and thick, with a
+touch of burr; telling strange tales with singular deliberation
+and, to a patient listener, excellent effect.&nbsp; After all
+these ups and downs, he seemed still, like the rich student that
+he was of yore, to breathe of money; seemed still perfectly sure
+of himself and certain of his end.&nbsp; Yet he was then upon the
+brink of his last overthrow.&nbsp; He had set himself to found
+the strangest thing in our society: one of those periodical
+sheets from which men suppose themselves to learn opinions; in
+which young gentlemen from the universities are encouraged, at so
+much a line, to garble facts, insult foreign nations and
+calumniate private individuals; and which are now the source of
+glory, so that if a man&rsquo;s name be often enough printed
+there, he becomes a kind of demigod; and people will pardon him
+when he talks back and forth, as they do for Mr. Gladstone; and
+crowd him to suffocation on railway platforms, as they did the
+other day to General Boulanger; and buy his literary works, as I
+hope you have just done for me.&nbsp; Our fathers, when they were
+upon some great enterprise, would sacrifice a life; building, it
+may be, a favourite slave into the foundations of their
+palace.&nbsp; It was with his own life that my companion disarmed
+the envy of the gods.&nbsp; He fought his paper single-handed;
+trusting no one, for he was something of a cynic; up early and
+down late, for he was nothing of a sluggard; daily ear-wigging
+influential men, for he was a master of ingratiation.&nbsp; In
+that slender and silken fellow there must have been a rare vein
+of courage, that he should thus have died at his employment; and
+doubtless ambition spoke loudly in his ear, and doubtless love
+also, for it seems there was a marriage in his view had he
+succeeded.&nbsp; But he died, and his paper died after him; and
+of all this grace, and tact, and courage, it must seem to our
+blind eyes as if there had come literally nothing.</p>
+<p>These three students sat, as I was saying, in the corridor,
+under the mural tablet that records the virtues of Macbean, the
+former secretary.&nbsp; We would often smile at that ineloquent
+memorial and thought it a poor thing to come into the world at
+all and have no more behind one than Macbean.&nbsp; And yet of
+these three, two are gone and have left less; and this book,
+perhaps, when it is old and foxy, and some one picks it up in a
+corner of a book-shop, and glances through it, smiling at the
+old, graceless turns of speech, and perhaps for the love of
+<i>Alma Mater</i> (which may be still extant and flourishing)
+buys it, not without haggling, for some pence&mdash;this book may
+alone preserve a memory of James Walter Ferrier and Robert
+Glasgow Brown.</p>
+<p>Their thoughts ran very differently on that December morning;
+they were all on fire with ambition; and when they had called me
+in to them, and made me a sharer in their design, I too became
+drunken with pride and hope.&nbsp; We were to found a University
+magazine.&nbsp; A pair of little, active
+brothers&mdash;Livingstone by name, great skippers on the foot,
+great rubbers of the hands, who kept a book-shop over against the
+University building&mdash;had been debauched to play the part of
+publishers.&nbsp; We four were to be conjunct editors and, what
+was the main point of the concern, to print our own works; while,
+by every rule of arithmetic&mdash;that flatterer of
+credulity&mdash;the adventure must succeed and bring great
+profit.&nbsp; Well, well: it was a bright vision.&nbsp; I went
+home that morning walking upon air.&nbsp; To have been chosen by
+these three distinguished students was to me the most unspeakable
+advance; it was my first draught of consideration; it reconciled
+me to myself and to my fellow-men; and as I steered round the
+railings at the Tron, I could not withhold my lips from smiling
+publicly.&nbsp; Yet, in the bottom of my heart, I knew that
+magazine would be a grim fiasco; I knew it would not be worth
+reading; I knew, even if it were, that nobody would read it; and
+I kept wondering how I should be able, upon my compact income of
+twelve pounds per annum, payable monthly, to meet my share in the
+expense.&nbsp; It was a comfortable thought to me that I had a
+father.</p>
+<p>The magazine appeared, in a yellow cover, which was the best
+part of it, for at least it was unassuming; it ran four months in
+undisturbed obscurity, and died without a gasp.&nbsp; The first
+number was edited by all four of us with prodigious bustle; the
+second fell principally into the hands of Ferrier and me; the
+third I edited alone; and it has long been a solemn question who
+it was that edited the fourth.&nbsp; It would perhaps be still
+more difficult to say who read it.&nbsp; Poor yellow sheet, that
+looked so hopefully Livingtones&rsquo; window!&nbsp; Poor,
+harmless paper, that might have gone to print a
+<i>Shakespeare</i> on, and was instead so clumsily defaced with
+nonsense; And, shall I say, Poor Editors?&nbsp; I cannot pity
+myself, to whom it was all pure gain.&nbsp; It was no news to me,
+but only the wholesome confirmation of my judgment, when the
+magazine struggled into half-birth, and instantly sickened and
+subsided into night.&nbsp; I had sent a copy to the lady with
+whom my heart was at that time somewhat engaged, and who did all
+that in her lay to break it; and she, with some tact, passed over
+the gift and my cherished contributions in silence.&nbsp; I will
+not say that I was pleased at this; but I will tell her now, if
+by any chance she takes up the work of her former servant, that I
+thought the better of her taste.&nbsp; I cleared the decks after
+this lost engagement; had the necessary interview with my father,
+which passed off not amiss; paid over my share of the expense to
+the two little, active brothers, who rubbed their hands as much,
+but methought skipped rather less than formerly, having perhaps,
+these two also, embarked upon the enterprise with some graceful
+illusions; and then, reviewing the whole episode, I told myself
+that the time was not yet ripe, nor the man ready; and to work I
+went again with my penny version-books, having fallen back in one
+day from the printed author to the manuscript student.</p>
+<h3>III</h3>
+<p>From this defunct periodical I am going to reprint one of my
+own papers.&nbsp; The poor little piece is all
+tail-foremost.&nbsp; I have done my best to straighten its array,
+I have pruned it fearlessly, and it remains invertebrate and
+wordy.&nbsp; No self-respecting magazine would print the thing;
+and here you behold it in a bound volume, not for any worth of
+its own, but for the sake of the man whom it purports dimly to
+represent and some of whose sayings it preserves; so that in this
+volume of Memories and Portraits, Robert Young, the Swanston
+gardener, may stand alongside of John Todd, the Swanston
+shepherd.&nbsp; Not that John and Robert drew very close together
+in their lives; for John was rough, he smelt of the windy brae;
+and Robert was gentle, and smacked of the garden in the
+hollow.&nbsp; Perhaps it is to my shame that I liked John the
+better of the two; he had grit and dash, and that salt of the Old
+Adam that pleases men with any savage inheritance of blood; and
+he was a way-farer besides, and took my gipsy fancy.&nbsp; But
+however that may be, and however Robert&rsquo;s profile may be
+blurred in the boyish sketch that follows, he was a man of a most
+quaint and beautiful nature, whom, if it were possible to recast
+a piece of work so old, I should like well to draw again with a
+maturer touch.&nbsp; And as I think of him and of John, I wonder
+in what other country two such men would be found dwelling
+together, in a hamlet of some twenty cottages, in the woody fold
+of a green hill.</p>
+<h2>CHAPTER V. AN OLD SCOTCH GARDENER</h2>
+<p>I think I might almost have said the last: somewhere, indeed,
+in the uttermost glens of the Lammermuir or among the
+southwestern hills there may yet linger a decrepid representative
+of this bygone good fellowship; but as far as actual experience
+goes, I have only met one man in my life who might fitly be
+quoted in the same breath with Andrew Fairservice,&mdash;though
+without his vices.&nbsp; He was a man whose very presence could
+impart a savour of quaint antiquity to the baldest and most
+modern flower-plots.&nbsp; There was a dignity about his tall
+stooping form, and an earnestness in his wrinkled face that
+recalled Don Quixote; but a Don Quixote who had come through the
+training of the Covenant, and been nourished in his youth on
+<i>Walker&rsquo;s Lives</i> and <i>The Hind let Loose</i>.</p>
+<p>Now, as I could not bear to let such a man pass away with no
+sketch preserved of his old-fashioned virtues, I hope the reader
+will take this as an excuse for the present paper, and judge as
+kindly as he can the infirmities of my description.&nbsp; To me,
+who find it so difficult to tell the little that I know, he
+stands essentially as a <i>genius loci</i>.&nbsp; It is
+impossible to separate his spare form and old straw hat from the
+garden in the lap of the hill, with its rocks overgrown with
+clematis, its shadowy walks, and the splendid breadth of
+champaign that one saw from the north-west corner.&nbsp; The
+garden and gardener seem part and parcel of each other.&nbsp;
+When I take him from his right surroundings and try to make him
+appear for me on paper, he looks unreal and phantasmal: the best
+that I can say may convey some notion to those that never saw
+him, but to me it will be ever impotent.</p>
+<p>The first time that I saw him, I fancy Robert was pretty old
+already: he had certainly begun to use his years as a stalking
+horse.&nbsp; Latterly he was beyond all the impudencies of logic,
+considering a reference to the parish register worth all the
+reasons in the world, &ldquo;<i>I am old and well stricken in
+years</i>,&rdquo; he was wont to say; and I never found any one
+bold enough to answer the argument.&nbsp; Apart from this vantage
+that he kept over all who were not yet octogenarian, he had some
+other drawbacks as a gardener.&nbsp; He shrank the very place he
+cultivated.&nbsp; The dignity and reduced gentility of his
+appearance made the small garden cut a sorry figure.&nbsp; He was
+full of tales of greater situations in his younger days.&nbsp; He
+spoke of castles and parks with a humbling familiarity.&nbsp; He
+told of places where under-gardeners had trembled at his looks,
+where there were meres and swanneries, labyrinths of walk and
+wildernesses of sad shrubbery in his control, till you could not
+help feeling that it was condescension on his part to dress your
+humbler garden plots.&nbsp; You were thrown at once into an
+invidious position.&nbsp; You felt that you were profiting by the
+needs of dignity, and that his poverty and not his will consented
+to your vulgar rule.&nbsp; Involuntarily you compared yourself
+with the swineherd that made Alfred watch his cakes, or some
+bloated citizen who may have given his sons and his condescension
+to the fallen Dionysius.&nbsp; Nor were the disagreeables purely
+fanciful and metaphysical, for the sway that he exercised over
+your feelings he extended to your garden, and, through the
+garden, to your diet.&nbsp; He would trim a hedge, throw away a
+favourite plant, or fill the most favoured and fertile section of
+the garden with a vegetable that none of us could eat, in supreme
+contempt for our opinion.&nbsp; If you asked him to send you in
+one of your own artichokes, &ldquo;<i>That I wull</i>,
+<i>mem</i>,&rdquo; he would say, &ldquo;<i>with pleasure</i>,
+<i>for it is mair blessed to give than to
+receive</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; Ay, and even when, by extra twisting of
+the screw, we prevailed on him to prefer our commands to his own
+inclination, and he went away, stately and sad, professing that
+&ldquo;<i>our wull was his pleasure</i>,&rdquo; but yet reminding
+us that he would do it &ldquo;<i>with
+feelin&rsquo;s</i>,&rdquo;&mdash;even then, I say, the triumphant
+master felt humbled in his triumph, felt that he ruled on
+sufferance only, that he was taking a mean advantage of the
+other&rsquo;s low estate, and that the whole scene had been one
+of those &ldquo;slights that patient merit of the unworthy
+takes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In flowers his taste was old-fashioned and catholic; affecting
+sunflowers and dahlias, wallflowers and roses and holding in
+supreme aversion whatsoever was fantastic, new-fashioned or
+wild.&nbsp; There was one exception to this sweeping ban.&nbsp;
+Foxgloves, though undoubtedly guilty on the last count, he not
+only spared, but loved; and when the shrubbery was being thinned,
+he stayed his hand and dexterously manipulated his bill in order
+to save every stately stem.&nbsp; In boyhood, as he told me once,
+speaking in that tone that only actors and the old-fashioned
+common folk can use nowadays, his heart grew
+&ldquo;<i>proud</i>&rdquo; within him when he came on a
+burn-course among the braes of Manor that shone purple with their
+graceful trophies; and not all his apprenticeship and practice
+for so many years of precise gardening had banished these boyish
+recollections from his heart.&nbsp; Indeed, he was a man keenly
+alive to the beauty of all that was bygone.&nbsp; He abounded in
+old stories of his boyhood, and kept pious account of all his
+former pleasures; and when he went (on a holiday) to visit one of
+the fabled great places of the earth where he had served before,
+he came back full of little pre-Raphaelite reminiscences that
+showed real passion for the past, such as might have shaken hands
+with Hazlitt or Jean-Jacques.</p>
+<p>But however his sympathy with his old feelings might affect
+his liking for the foxgloves, the very truth was that he scorned
+all flowers together.&nbsp; They were but garnishings, childish
+toys, trifling ornaments for ladies&rsquo; chimney-shelves.&nbsp;
+It was towards his cauliflowers and peas and cabbage that his
+heart grew warm.&nbsp; His preference for the more useful growths
+was such that cabbages were found invading the flower-pots, and
+an outpost of savoys was once discovered in the centre of the
+lawn.&nbsp; He would prelect over some thriving plant with
+wonderful enthusiasm, piling reminiscence on reminiscence of
+former and perhaps yet finer specimens.&nbsp; Yet even then he
+did not let the credit leave himself.&nbsp; He had, indeed,
+raised &ldquo;<i>finer o&rsquo; them</i>;&rdquo; but it seemed
+that no one else had been favoured with a like success.&nbsp; All
+other gardeners, in fact, were mere foils to his own superior
+attainments; and he would recount, with perfect soberness of
+voice and visage, how so and so had wondered, and such another
+could scarcely give credit to his eyes.&nbsp; Nor was it with his
+rivals only that he parted praise and blame.&nbsp; If you
+remarked how well a plant was looking, he would gravely touch his
+hat and thank you with solemn unction; all credit in the matter
+falling to him.&nbsp; If, on the other hand, you called his
+attention to some back-going vegetable, he would quote Scripture:
+&ldquo;<i>Paul may plant and Apollos may water</i>;&rdquo; all
+blame being left to Providence, on the score of deficient rain or
+untimely frosts.</p>
+<p>There was one thing in the garden that shared his preference
+with his favourite cabbages and rhubarb, and that other was the
+beehive.&nbsp; Their sound, their industry, perhaps their sweet
+product also, had taken hold of his imagination and heart,
+whether by way of memory or no I cannot say, although perhaps the
+bees too were linked to him by some recollection of Manor braes
+and his country childhood.&nbsp; Nevertheless, he was too chary
+of his personal safety or (let me rather say) his personal
+dignity to mingle in any active office towards them.&nbsp; But he
+could stand by while one of the contemned rivals did the work for
+him, and protest that it was quite safe in spite of his own
+considerate distance and the cries of the distressed
+assistant.&nbsp; In regard to bees, he was rather a man of word
+than deed, and some of his most striking sentences had the bees
+for text.&nbsp; &ldquo;<i>They are indeed wonderfu&rsquo;
+creatures</i>, <i>mem</i>,&rdquo; he said once.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;<i>They just mind me o&rsquo; what the Queen of Sheba said
+to Solomon&mdash;and I think she said it wi&rsquo; a
+sigh</i>,&mdash;&lsquo;<i>The half of it hath not been told unto
+me</i>.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>As far as the Bible goes, he was deeply read.&nbsp; Like the
+old Covenanters, of whom he was the worthy representative, his
+mouth was full of sacred quotations; it was the book that he had
+studied most and thought upon most deeply.&nbsp; To many people
+in his station the Bible, and perhaps Burns, are the only books
+of any vital literary merit that they read, feeding themselves,
+for the rest, on the draff of country newspapers, and the very
+instructive but not very palatable pabulum of some cheap
+educational series.&nbsp; This was Robert&rsquo;s position.&nbsp;
+All day long he had dreamed of the Hebrew stories, and his head
+had been full of Hebrew poetry and Gospel ethics; until they had
+struck deep root into his heart, and the very expressions had
+become a part of him; so that he rarely spoke without some
+antique idiom or Scripture mannerism that gave a raciness to the
+merest trivialities of talk.&nbsp; But the influence of the Bible
+did not stop here.&nbsp; There was more in Robert than quaint
+phrase and ready store of reference.&nbsp; He was imbued with a
+spirit of peace and love: he interposed between man and wife: he
+threw himself between the angry, touching his hat the while with
+all the ceremony of an usher: he protected the birds from
+everybody but himself, seeing, I suppose, a great difference
+between official execution and wanton sport.&nbsp; His mistress
+telling him one day to put some ferns into his master&rsquo;s
+particular corner, and adding, &ldquo;Though, indeed, Robert, he
+doesn&rsquo;t deserve them, for he wouldn&rsquo;t help me to
+gather them,&rdquo; &ldquo;<i>Eh</i>, <i>mem</i>,&rdquo; replies
+Robert, &ldquo;<i>But I wouldnae say that</i>, <i>for I think
+he&rsquo;s just a most deservin&rsquo;
+gentleman</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; Again, two of our friends, who were
+on intimate terms, and accustomed to use language to each other,
+somewhat without the bounds of the parliamentary, happened to
+differ about the position of a seat in the garden.&nbsp; The
+discussion, as was usual when these two were at it, soon waxed
+tolerably insulting on both sides.&nbsp; Every one accustomed to
+such controversies several times a day was quietly enjoying this
+prize-fight of somewhat abusive wit&mdash;every one but Robert,
+to whom the perfect good faith of the whole quarrel seemed
+unquestionable, and who, after having waited till his conscience
+would suffer him to wait no more, and till he expected every
+moment that the disputants would fall to blows, cut suddenly in
+with tones of almost tearful entreaty: &ldquo;<i>Eh</i>,
+<i>but</i>, <i>gentlemen</i>, <i>I wad hae nae mair words about
+it</i>!&rdquo;&nbsp; One thing was noticeable about
+Robert&rsquo;s religion: it was neither dogmatic nor
+sectarian.&nbsp; He never expatiated (at least, in my hearing) on
+the doctrines of his creed, and he never condemned anybody
+else.&nbsp; I have no doubt that he held all Roman Catholics,
+Atheists, and Mahometans as considerably out of it; I don&rsquo;t
+believe he had any sympathy for Prelacy; and the natural feelings
+of man must have made him a little sore about Free-Churchism; but
+at least, he never talked about these views, never grew
+controversially noisy, and never openly aspersed the belief or
+practice of anybody.&nbsp; Now all this is not generally
+characteristic of Scotch piety; Scotch sects being churches
+militant with a vengeance, and Scotch believers perpetual
+crusaders the one against the other, and missionaries the one to
+the other.&nbsp; Perhaps Robert&rsquo;s originally tender heart
+was what made the difference; or, perhaps, his solitary and
+pleasant labour among fruits and flowers had taught him a more
+sunshiny creed than those whose work is among the tares of fallen
+humanity; and the soft influences of the garden had entered deep
+into his spirit,</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Annihilating all that&rsquo;s made<br />
+To a green thought in a green shade.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>But I could go on for ever chronicling his golden sayings or
+telling of his innocent and living piety.&nbsp; I had meant to
+tell of his cottage, with the German pipe hung reverently above
+the fire, and the shell box that he had made for his son, and of
+which he would say pathetically:&nbsp; &ldquo;<i>He was real
+pleased wi&rsquo; it at first</i>, <i>but I think he&rsquo;s got
+a kind o&rsquo; tired o&rsquo; it now</i>&rdquo;&mdash;the son
+being then a man of about forty.&nbsp; But I will let all these
+pass.&nbsp; &ldquo;&rsquo;Tis more significant: he&rsquo;s
+dead.&rdquo;&nbsp; The earth, that he had digged so much in his
+life, was dug out by another for himself; and the flowers that he
+had tended drew their life still from him, but in a new and
+nearer way.&nbsp; A bird flew about the open grave, as if it too
+wished to honour the obsequies of one who had so often quoted
+Scripture in favour of its kind.&nbsp; &ldquo;Are not two
+sparrows sold for one farthing, and yet not one of them falleth
+to the ground.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Yes, he is dead.&nbsp; But the kings did not rise in the place
+of death to greet him &ldquo;with taunting proverbs&rdquo; as
+they rose to greet the haughty Babylonian; for in his life he was
+lowly, and a peacemaker and a servant of God.</p>
+<h2>CHAPTER VI. PASTORAL</h2>
+<p>To leave home in early life is to be stunned and quickened
+with novelties; but when years have come, it only casts a more
+endearing light upon the past.&nbsp; As in those composite
+photographs of Mr. Galton&rsquo;s, the image of each new sitter
+brings out but the more clearly the central features of the race;
+when once youth has flown, each new impression only deepens the
+sense of nationality and the desire of native places.&nbsp; So
+may some cadet of Royal &Eacute;cossais or the Albany Regiment,
+as he mounted guard about French citadels, so may some officer
+marching his company of the Scots-Dutch among the polders, have
+felt the soft rains of the Hebrides upon his brow, or started in
+the ranks at the remembered aroma of peat-smoke.&nbsp; And the
+rivers of home are dear in particular to all men.&nbsp; This is
+as old as Naaman, who was jealous for Abana and Pharpar; it is
+confined to no race nor country, for I know one of Scottish blood
+but a child of Suffolk, whose fancy still lingers about the
+lilied lowland waters of that shire.&nbsp; But the streams of
+Scotland are incomparable in themselves&mdash;or I am only the
+more Scottish to suppose so&mdash;and their sound and colour
+dwell for ever in the memory.&nbsp; How often and willingly do I
+not look again in fancy on Tummel, or Manor, or the talking
+Airdle, or Dee swirling in its Lynn; on the bright burn of
+Kinnaird, or the golden burn that pours and sulks in the den
+behind Kingussie!&nbsp; I think shame to leave out one of these
+enchantresses, but the list would grow too long if I remembered
+all; only I may not forget Allan Water, nor birch-wetting Rogie,
+nor yet Almond; nor, for all its pollutions, that Water of Leith
+of the many and well-named mills&mdash;Bell&rsquo;s Mills, and
+Canon Mills, and Silver Mills; nor Redford Burn of pleasant
+memories; nor yet, for all its smallness, that nameless trickle
+that springs in the green bosom of Allermuir, and is fed from
+Halkerside with a perennial teacupful, and threads the moss under
+the Shearer&rsquo;s Knowe, and makes one pool there, overhung by
+a rock, where I loved to sit and make bad verses, and is then
+kidnapped in its infancy by subterranean pipes for the service of
+the sea-beholding city in the plain.&nbsp; From many points in
+the moss you may see at one glance its whole course and that of
+all its tributaries; the geographer of this Lilliput may visit
+all its corners without sitting down, and not yet begin to be
+breathed; Shearer&rsquo;s Knowe and Halkerside are but names of
+adjacent cantons on a single shoulder of a hill, as names are
+squandered (it would seem to the in-expert, in superfluity) upon
+these upland sheepwalks; a bucket would receive the whole
+discharge of the toy river; it would take it an appreciable time
+to fill your morning bath; for the most part, besides, it soaks
+unseen through the moss; and yet for the sake of auld lang syne,
+and the figure of a certain <i>genius loci</i>, I am condemned to
+linger awhile in fancy by its shores; and if the nymph (who
+cannot be above a span in stature) will but inspire my pen, I
+would gladly carry the reader along with me.</p>
+<p>John Todd, when I knew him, was already &ldquo;the oldest herd
+on the Pentlands,&rdquo; and had been all his days faithful to
+that curlew-scattering, sheep-collecting life.&nbsp; He
+remembered the droving days, when the drove roads, that now lie
+green and solitary through the heather, were thronged
+thoroughfares.&nbsp; He had himself often marched flocks into
+England, sleeping on the hillsides with his caravan; and by his
+account it was a rough business not without danger.&nbsp; The
+drove roads lay apart from habitation; the drovers met in the
+wilderness, as to-day the deep-sea fishers meet off the banks in
+the solitude of the Atlantic; and in the one as in the other case
+rough habits and fist-law were the rule.&nbsp; Crimes were
+committed, sheep filched, and drovers robbed and beaten; most of
+which offences had a moorland burial and were never heard of in
+the courts of justice.&nbsp; John, in those days, was at least
+once attacked,&mdash;by two men after his watch,&mdash;and at
+least once, betrayed by his habitual anger, fell under the danger
+of the law and was clapped into some rustic prison-house, the
+doors of which he burst in the night and was no more heard of in
+that quarter.&nbsp; When I knew him, his life had fallen in
+quieter places, and he had no cares beyond the dulness of his
+dogs and the inroads of pedestrians from town.&nbsp; But for a
+man of his propensity to wrath these were enough; he knew neither
+rest nor peace, except by snatches; in the gray of the summer
+morning, and already from far up the hill, he would wake the
+&ldquo;toun&rdquo; with the sound of his shoutings; and in the
+lambing time, his cries were not yet silenced late at
+night.&nbsp; This wrathful voice of a man unseen might be said to
+haunt that quarter of the Pentlands, an audible bogie; and no
+doubt it added to the fear in which men stood of John a touch of
+something legendary.&nbsp; For my own part, he was at first my
+enemy, and I, in my character of a rambling boy, his natural
+abhorrence.&nbsp; It was long before I saw him near at hand,
+knowing him only by some sudden blast of bellowing from far
+above, bidding me &ldquo;c&rsquo;way oot amang the
+sheep.&rdquo;&nbsp; The quietest recesses of the hill harboured
+this ogre; I skulked in my favourite wilderness like a Cameronian
+of the Killing Time, and John Todd was my Claverhouse, and his
+dogs my questing dragoons.&nbsp; Little by little we dropped into
+civilities; his hail at sight of me began to have less of the
+ring of a war-slogan; soon, we never met but he produced his
+snuff-box, which was with him, like the calumet with the Red
+Indian, a part of the heraldry of peace; and at length, in the
+ripeness of time, we grew to be a pair of friends, and when I
+lived alone in these parts in the winter, it was a settled thing
+for John to &ldquo;give me a cry&rdquo; over the garden wall as
+he set forth upon his evening round, and for me to overtake and
+bear him company.</p>
+<p>That dread voice of his that shook the hills when he was
+angry, fell in ordinary talk very pleasantly upon the ear, with a
+kind of honied, friendly whine, not far off singing, that was
+eminently Scottish.&nbsp; He laughed not very often, and when he
+did, with a sudden, loud haw-haw, hearty but somehow joyless,
+like an echo from a rock.&nbsp; His face was permanently set and
+coloured; ruddy and stiff with weathering; more like a picture
+than a face; yet with a certain strain and a threat of latent
+anger in the expression, like that of a man trained too fine and
+harassed with perpetual vigilance.&nbsp; He spoke in the richest
+dialect of Scotch I ever heard; the words in themselves were a
+pleasure and often a surprise to me, so that I often came back
+from one of our patrols with new acquisitions; and this
+vocabulary he would handle like a master, stalking a little
+before me, &ldquo;beard on shoulder,&rdquo; the plaid hanging
+loosely about him, the yellow staff clapped under his arm, and
+guiding me uphill by that devious, tactical ascent which seems
+peculiar to men of his trade.&nbsp; I might count him with the
+best talkers; only that talking Scotch and talking English seem
+incomparable acts.&nbsp; He touched on nothing at least, but he
+adorned it; when he narrated, the scene was before you; when he
+spoke (as he did mostly) of his own antique business, the thing
+took on a colour of romance and curiosity that was
+surprising.&nbsp; The clans of sheep with their particular
+territories on the hill, and how, in the yearly killings and
+purchases, each must be proportionally thinned and strengthened;
+the midnight busyness of animals, the signs of the weather, the
+cares of the snowy season, the exquisite stupidity of sheep, the
+exquisite cunning of dogs: all these he could present so humanly,
+and with so much old experience and living gusto, that weariness
+was excluded.&nbsp; And in the midst he would suddenly straighten
+his bowed back, the stick would fly abroad in demonstration, and
+the sharp thunder of his voice roll out a long itinerary for the
+dogs, so that you saw at last the use of that great wealth of
+names for every knowe and howe upon the hillside; and the dogs,
+having hearkened with lowered tails and raised faces, would run
+up their flags again to the masthead and spread themselves upon
+the indicated circuit.&nbsp; It used to fill me with wonder how
+they could follow and retain so long a story.&nbsp; But John
+denied these creatures all intelligence; they were the constant
+butt of his passion and contempt; it was just possible to work
+with the like of them, he said,&mdash;not more than
+possible.&nbsp; And then he would expand upon the subject of the
+really good dogs that he had known, and the one really good dog
+that he had himself possessed.&nbsp; He had been offered forty
+pounds for it; but a good collie was worth more than that, more
+than anything, to a &ldquo;herd;&rdquo; he did the herd&rsquo;s
+work for him.&nbsp; &ldquo;As for the like of them!&rdquo; he
+would cry, and scornfully indicate the scouring tails of his
+assistants.</p>
+<p>Once&mdash;I translate John&rsquo;s Lallan, for I cannot do it
+justice, being born <i>Britannis in montibus</i>, indeed, but
+alas! <i>inerudito s&aelig;culo</i>&mdash;once, in the days of
+his good dog, he had bought some sheep in Edinburgh, and on the
+way out, the road being crowded, two were lost.&nbsp; This was a
+reproach to John, and a slur upon the dog; and both were alive to
+their misfortune.&nbsp; Word came, after some days, that a farmer
+about Braid had found a pair of sheep; and thither went John and
+the dog to ask for restitution.&nbsp; But the farmer was a hard
+man and stood upon his rights.&nbsp; &ldquo;How were they
+marked?&rdquo; he asked; and since John had bought right and left
+from many sellers and had no notion of the
+marks&mdash;&ldquo;Very well,&rdquo; said the farmer, &ldquo;then
+it&rsquo;s only right that I should keep
+them.&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said John,
+&ldquo;it&rsquo;s a fact that I cannae tell the sheep; but if my
+dog can, will ye let me have them?&rdquo;&nbsp; The farmer was
+honest as well as hard, and besides I daresay he had little fear
+of the ordeal; so he had all the sheep upon his farm into one
+large park, and turned John&rsquo;s dog into their midst.&nbsp;
+That hairy man of business knew his errand well; he knew that
+John and he had bought two sheep and (to their shame) lost them
+about Boroughmuirhead; he knew besides (the lord knows how,
+unless by listening) that they were come to Braid for their
+recovery; and without pause or blunder singled out, first one and
+then another, the two waifs.&nbsp; It was that afternoon the
+forty pounds were offered and refused.&nbsp; And the shepherd and
+his dog&mdash;what do I say? the true shepherd and his
+man&mdash;set off together by Fairmilehead in jocund humour, and
+&ldquo;smiled to ither&rdquo; all the way home, with the two
+recovered ones before them.&nbsp; So far, so good; but
+intelligence may be abused.&nbsp; The dog, as he is by little
+man&rsquo;s inferior in mind, is only by little his superior in
+virtue; and John had another collie tale of quite a different
+complexion.&nbsp; At the foot of the moss behind Kirk Yetton
+(Caer Ketton, wise men say) there is a scrog of low wood and a
+pool with a dam for washing sheep.&nbsp; John was one day lying
+under a bush in the scrog, when he was aware of a collie on the
+far hillside skulking down through the deepest of the heather
+with obtrusive stealth.&nbsp; He knew the dog; knew him for a
+clever, rising practitioner from quite a distant farm; one whom
+perhaps he had coveted as he saw him masterfully steering flocks
+to market.&nbsp; But what did the practitioner so far from home?
+and why this guilty and secret manoeuvring towards the
+pool?&mdash;for it was towards the pool that he was
+heading.&nbsp; John lay the closer under his bush, and presently
+saw the dog come forth upon the margin, look all about him to see
+if he were anywhere observed, plunge in and repeatedly wash
+himself over head and ears, and then (but now openly and with
+tail in air) strike homeward over the hills.&nbsp; That same
+night word was sent his master, and the rising practitioner,
+shaken up from where he lay, all innocence, before the fire, was
+had out to a dykeside and promptly shot; for alas! he was that
+foulest of criminals under trust, a sheep-eater; and it was from
+the maculation of sheep&rsquo;s blood that he had come so far to
+cleanse himself in the pool behind Kirk Yetton.</p>
+<p>A trade that touches nature, one that lies at the foundations
+of life, in which we have all had ancestors employed, so that on
+a hint of it ancestral memories revive, lends itself to literary
+use, vocal or written.&nbsp; The fortune of a tale lies not alone
+in the skill of him that writes, but as much, perhaps, in the
+inherited experience of him who reads; and when I hear with a
+particular thrill of things that I have never done or seen, it is
+one of that innumerable army of my ancestors rejoicing in past
+deeds.&nbsp; Thus novels begin to touch not the fine
+<i>dilettanti</i> but the gross mass of mankind, when they leave
+off to speak of parlours and shades of manner and still-born
+niceties of motive, and begin to deal with fighting, sailoring,
+adventure, death or childbirth; and thus ancient outdoor crafts
+and occupations, whether Mr. Hardy wields the shepherd&rsquo;s
+crook or Count Tolstoi swings the scythe, lift romance into a
+near neighbourhood with epic.&nbsp; These aged things have on
+them the dew of man&rsquo;s morning; they lie near, not so much
+to us, the semi-artificial flowerets, as to the trunk and
+aboriginal taproot of the race.&nbsp; A thousand interests spring
+up in the process of the ages, and a thousand perish; that is now
+an eccentricity or a lost art which was once the fashion of an
+empire; and those only are perennial matters that rouse us
+to-day, and that roused men in all epochs of the past.&nbsp;
+There is a certain critic, not indeed of execution but of matter,
+whom I dare be known to set before the best: a certain
+low-browed, hairy gentleman, at first a percher in the fork of
+trees, next (as they relate) a dweller in caves, and whom I think
+I see squatting in cave-mouths, of a pleasant afternoon, to munch
+his berries&mdash;his wife, that accomplished lady, squatting by
+his side: his name I never heard, but he is often described as
+Probably Arboreal, which may serve for recognition.&nbsp; Each
+has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits
+Probably Arboreal; in all our veins there run some minims of his
+old, wild, tree-top blood; our civilised nerves still tingle with
+his rude terrors and pleasures; and to that which would have
+moved our common ancestor, all must obediently thrill.</p>
+<p>We have not so far to climb to come to shepherds; and it may
+be I had one for an ascendant who has largely moulded me.&nbsp;
+But yet I think I owe my taste for that hillside business rather
+to the art and interest of John Todd.&nbsp; He it was that made
+it live for me, as the artist can make all things live.&nbsp; It
+was through him the simple strategy of massing sheep upon a snowy
+evening, with its attendant scampering of earnest, shaggy
+aides-de-camp, was an affair that I never wearied of seeing, and
+that I never weary of recalling to mind: the shadow of the night
+darkening on the hills, inscrutable black blots of snow shower
+moving here and there like night already come, huddles of yellow
+sheep and dartings of black dogs upon the snow, a bitter air that
+took you by the throat, unearthly harpings of the wind along the
+moors; and for centre piece to all these features and influences,
+John winding up the brae, keeping his captain&rsquo;s eye upon
+all sides, and breaking, ever and again, into a spasm of
+bellowing that seemed to make the evening bleaker.&nbsp; It is
+thus that I still see him in my mind&rsquo;s eye, perched on a
+hump of the declivity not far from Halkerside, his staff in airy
+flourish, his great voice taking hold upon the hills and echoing
+terror to the lowlands; I, meanwhile, standing somewhat back,
+until the fit should be over, and, with a pinch of snuff, my
+friend relapse into his easy, even conversation.</p>
+<h2>CHAPTER VII. THE MANSE</h2>
+<p>I have named, among many rivers that make music in my memory,
+that dirty Water of Leith.&nbsp; Often and often I desire to look
+upon it again; and the choice of a point of view is easy to
+me.&nbsp; It should be at a certain water-door, embowered in
+shrubbery.&nbsp; The river is there dammed back for the service
+of the flour-mill just below, so that it lies deep and darkling,
+and the sand slopes into brown obscurity with a glint of gold;
+and it has but newly been recruited by the borrowings of the
+snuff-mill just above, and these, tumbling merrily in, shake the
+pool to its black heart, fill it with drowsy eddies, and set the
+curded froth of many other mills solemnly steering to and fro
+upon the surface.&nbsp; Or so it was when I was young; for
+change, and the masons, and the pruning-knife, have been busy;
+and if I could hope to repeat a cherished experience, it must be
+on many and impossible conditions.&nbsp; I must choose, as well
+as the point of view, a certain moment in my growth, so that the
+scale may be exaggerated, and the trees on the steep opposite
+side may seem to climb to heaven, and the sand by the water-door,
+where I am standing, seem as low as Styx.&nbsp; And I must choose
+the season also, so that the valley may be brimmed like a cup
+with sunshine and the songs of birds;&mdash;and the year of
+grace, so that when I turn to leave the riverside I may find the
+old manse and its inhabitants unchanged.</p>
+<p>It was a place in that time like no other: the garden cut into
+provinces by a great hedge of beech, and over-looked by the
+church and the terrace of the churchyard, where the tombstones
+were thick, and after nightfall &ldquo;spunkies&rdquo; might be
+seen to dance at least by children; flower-plots lying warm in
+sunshine; laurels and the great yew making elsewhere a pleasing
+horror of shade; the smell of water rising from all round, with
+an added tang of paper-mills; the sound of water everywhere, and
+the sound of mills&mdash;the wheel and the dam singing their
+alternate strain; the birds on every bush and from every corner
+of the overhanging woods pealing out their notes until the air
+throbbed with them; and in the midst of this, the manse.&nbsp; I
+see it, by the standard of my childish stature, as a great and
+roomy house.&nbsp; In truth, it was not so large as I supposed,
+nor yet so convenient, and, standing where it did, it is
+difficult to suppose that it was healthful.&nbsp; Yet a large
+family of stalwart sons and tall daughters were housed and
+reared, and came to man and womanhood in that nest of little
+chambers; so that the face of the earth was peppered with the
+children of the manse, and letters with outlandish stamps became
+familiar to the local postman, and the walls of the little
+chambers brightened with the wonders of the East.&nbsp; The
+dullest could see this was a house that had a pair of hands in
+divers foreign places: a well-beloved house&mdash;its image
+fondly dwelt on by many travellers.</p>
+<p>Here lived an ancestor of mine, who was a herd of men.&nbsp; I
+read him, judging with older criticism the report of childish
+observation, as a man of singular simplicity of nature;
+unemotional, and hating the display of what he felt; standing
+contented on the old ways; a lover of his life and innocent
+habits to the end.&nbsp; We children admired him: partly for his
+beautiful face and silver hair, for none more than children are
+concerned for beauty and, above all, for beauty in the old;
+partly for the solemn light in which we beheld him once a week,
+the observed of all observers, in the pulpit.&nbsp; But his
+strictness and distance, the effect, I now fancy, of old age,
+slow blood, and settled habit, oppressed us with a kind of
+terror.&nbsp; When not abroad, he sat much alone, writing sermons
+or letters to his scattered family in a dark and cold room with a
+library of bloodless books&mdash;or so they seemed in those days,
+although I have some of them now on my own shelves and like well
+enough to read them; and these lonely hours wrapped him in the
+greater gloom for our imaginations.&nbsp; But the study had a
+redeeming grace in many Indian pictures, gaudily coloured and
+dear to young eyes.&nbsp; I cannot depict (for I have no such
+passions now) the greed with which I beheld them; and when I was
+once sent in to say a psalm to my grandfather, I went, quaking
+indeed with fear, but at the same time glowing with hope that, if
+I said it well, he might reward me with an Indian picture.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Thy foot He&rsquo;ll not let slide, nor
+will<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; He slumber that thee keeps,&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>it ran: a strange conglomerate of the unpronounceable, a sad
+model to set in childhood before one who was himself to be a
+versifier, and a task in recitation that really merited
+reward.&nbsp; And I must suppose the old man thought so too, and
+was either touched or amused by the performance; for he took me
+in his arms with most unwonted tenderness, and kissed me, and
+gave me a little kindly sermon for my psalm; so that, for that
+day, we were clerk and parson.&nbsp; I was struck by this
+reception into so tender a surprise that I forgot my
+disappointment.&nbsp; And indeed the hope was one of those that
+childhood forges for a pastime, and with no design upon
+reality.&nbsp; Nothing was more unlikely than that my grandfather
+should strip himself of one of those pictures, love-gifts and
+reminders of his absent sons; nothing more unlikely than that he
+should bestow it upon me.&nbsp; He had no idea of spoiling
+children, leaving all that to my aunt; he had fared hard himself,
+and blubbered under the rod in the last century; and his ways
+were still Spartan for the young.&nbsp; The last word I heard
+upon his lips was in this Spartan key.&nbsp; He had over-walked
+in the teeth of an east wind, and was now near the end of his
+many days.&nbsp; He sat by the dining-room fire, with his white
+hair, pale face and bloodshot eyes, a somewhat awful figure; and
+my aunt had given him a dose of our good old Scotch medicine, Dr.
+Gregory&rsquo;s powder.&nbsp; Now that remedy, as the work of a
+near kinsman of Rob Roy himself, may have a savour of romance for
+the imagination; but it comes uncouthly to the palate.&nbsp; The
+old gentleman had taken it with a wry face; and that being
+accomplished, sat with perfect simplicity, like a child&rsquo;s,
+munching a &ldquo;barley-sugar kiss.&rdquo;&nbsp; But when my
+aunt, having the canister open in her hands, proposed to let me
+share in the sweets, he interfered at once.&nbsp; I had had no
+Gregory; then I should have no barley-sugar kiss: so he decided
+with a touch of irritation.&nbsp; And just then the phaeton
+coming opportunely to the kitchen door&mdash;for such was our
+unlordly fashion&mdash;I was taken for the last time from the
+presence of my grandfather.</p>
+<p>Now I often wonder what I have inherited from this old
+minister.&nbsp; I must suppose, indeed, that he was fond of
+preaching sermons, and so am I, though I never heard it
+maintained that either of us loved to hear them.&nbsp; He sought
+health in his youth in the Isle of Wight, and I have sought it in
+both hemispheres; but whereas he found and kept it, I am still on
+the quest.&nbsp; He was a great lover of Shakespeare, whom he
+read aloud, I have been told, with taste; well, I love my
+Shakespeare also, and am persuaded I can read him well, though I
+own I never have been told so.&nbsp; He made embroidery,
+designing his own patterns; and in that kind of work I never made
+anything but a kettle-holder in Berlin wool, and an odd garter of
+knitting, which was as black as the chimney before I had done
+with it.&nbsp; He loved port, and nuts, and porter; and so do I,
+but they agreed better with my grandfather, which seems to me a
+breach of contract.&nbsp; He had chalk-stones in his fingers; and
+these, in good time, I may possibly inherit, but I would much
+rather have inherited his noble presence.&nbsp; Try as I please,
+I cannot join myself on with the reverend doctor; and all the
+while, no doubt, and even as I write the phrase, he moves in my
+blood, and whispers words to me, and sits efficient in the very
+knot and centre of my being.&nbsp; In his garden, as I played
+there, I learned the love of mills&mdash;or had I an ancestor a
+miller?&mdash;and a kindness for the neighbourhood of graves, as
+homely things not without their poetry&mdash;or had I an ancestor
+a sexton?&nbsp; But what of the garden where he played
+himself?&mdash;for that, too, was a scene of my education.&nbsp;
+Some part of me played there in the eighteenth century, and ran
+races under the green avenue at Pilrig; some part of me trudged
+up Leith Walk, which was still a country place, and sat on the
+High School benches, and was thrashed, perhaps, by Dr.
+Adam.&nbsp; The house where I spent my youth was not yet thought
+upon; but we made holiday parties among the cornfields on its
+site, and ate strawberries and cream near by at a
+gardener&rsquo;s.&nbsp; All this I had forgotten; only my
+grandfather remembered and once reminded me.&nbsp; I have
+forgotten, too, how we grew up, and took orders, and went to our
+first Ayrshire parish, and fell in love with and married a
+daughter of Burns&rsquo;s Dr. Smith&mdash;&ldquo;Smith opens out
+his cauld harangues.&rdquo;&nbsp; I have forgotten, but I was
+there all the same, and heard stories of Burns at first hand.</p>
+<p>And there is a thing stranger than all that; for this
+<i>homunculus</i> or part-man of mine that walked about the
+eighteenth century with Dr. Balfour in his youth, was in the way
+of meeting other <i>homunculos</i> or part-men, in the persons of
+my other ancestors.&nbsp; These were of a lower order, and
+doubtless we looked down upon them duly.&nbsp; But as I went to
+college with Dr. Balfour, I may have seen the lamp and oil man
+taking down the shutters from his shop beside the Tron;&mdash;we
+may have had a rabbit-hutch or a bookshelf made for us by a
+certain carpenter in I know not what wynd of the old, smoky city;
+or, upon some holiday excursion, we may have looked into the
+windows of a cottage in a flower-garden and seen a certain weaver
+plying his shuttle.&nbsp; And these were all kinsmen of mine upon
+the other side; and from the eyes of the lamp and oil man
+one-half of my unborn father, and one-quarter of myself, looked
+out upon us as we went by to college.&nbsp; Nothing of all this
+would cross the mind of the young student, as he posted up the
+Bridges with trim, stockinged legs, in that city of cocked hats
+and good Scotch still unadulterated.&nbsp; It would not cross his
+mind that he should have a daughter; and the lamp and oil man,
+just then beginning, by a not unnatural metastasis, to bloom into
+a lighthouse-engineer, should have a grandson; and that these
+two, in the fulness of time, should wed; and some portion of that
+student himself should survive yet a year or two longer in the
+person of their child.</p>
+<p>But our ancestral adventures are beyond even the arithmetic of
+fancy; and it is the chief recommendation of long pedigrees, that
+we can follow backward the careers of our <i>homunculos</i> and
+be reminded of our antenatal lives.&nbsp; Our conscious years are
+but a moment in the history of the elements that build us.&nbsp;
+Are you a bank-clerk, and do you live at Peckham?&nbsp; It was
+not always so.&nbsp; And though to-day I am only a man of
+letters, either tradition errs or I was present when there landed
+at St. Andrews a French barber-surgeon, to tend the health and
+the beard of the great Cardinal Beaton; I have shaken a spear in
+the Debateable Land and shouted the slogan of the Elliots; I was
+present when a skipper, plying from Dundee, smuggled Jacobites to
+France after the &rsquo;15; I was in a West India
+merchant&rsquo;s office, perhaps next door to Bailie Nicol
+Jarvie&rsquo;s, and managed the business of a plantation in St.
+Kitt&rsquo;s; I was with my engineer-grandfather (the son-in-law
+of the lamp and oil man) when he sailed north about Scotland on
+the famous cruise that gave us the <i>Pirate</i> and the <i>Lord
+of the Isles</i>; I was with him, too, on the Bell Rock, in the
+fog, when the <i>Smeaton</i> had drifted from her moorings, and
+the Aberdeen men, pick in hand, had seized upon the only boats,
+and he must stoop and lap sea-water before his tongue could utter
+audible words; and once more with him when the Bell Rock beacon
+took a &ldquo;thrawe,&rdquo; and his workmen fled into the tower,
+then nearly finished, and he sat unmoved reading in his
+Bible&mdash;or affecting to read&mdash;till one after another
+slunk back with confusion of countenance to their engineer.&nbsp;
+Yes, parts of me have seen life, and met adventures, and
+sometimes met them well.&nbsp; And away in the still cloudier
+past, the threads that make me up can be traced by fancy into the
+bosoms of thousands and millions of ascendants: Picts who rallied
+round Macbeth and the old (and highly preferable) system of
+descent by females, fle&euml;rs from before the legions of
+Agricola, marchers in Pannonian morasses, star-gazers on
+Chald&aelig;an plateaus; and, furthest of all, what face is this
+that fancy can see peering through the disparted branches?&nbsp;
+What sleeper in green tree-tops, what muncher of nuts, concludes
+my pedigree?&nbsp; Probably arboreal in his habits. . . .</p>
+<p>And I know not which is the more strange, that I should carry
+about with me some fibres of my minister-grandfather; or that in
+him, as he sat in his cool study, grave, reverend, contented
+gentleman, there was an aboriginal frisking of the blood that was
+not his; tree-top memories, like undeveloped negatives, lay
+dormant in his mind; tree-top instincts awoke and were trod down;
+and Probably Arboreal (scarce to be distinguished from a monkey)
+gambolled and chattered in the brain of the old divine.</p>
+<h2>CHAPTER VIII. MEMOIRS OF AN ISLET</h2>
+<p>Those who try to be artists use, time after time, the matter
+of their recollections, setting and resetting little coloured
+memories of men and scenes, rigging up (it may be) some especial
+friend in the attire of a buccaneer, and decreeing armies to
+man&oelig;uvre, or murder to be done, on the playground of their
+youth.&nbsp; But the memories are a fairy gift which cannot be
+worn out in using.&nbsp; After a dozen services in various tales,
+the little sunbright pictures of the past still shine in the
+mind&rsquo;s eye with not a lineament defaced, not a tint
+impaired.&nbsp; <i>Gl&uuml;ck und Ungl&uuml;ck wird Gesang</i>,
+if Goethe pleases; yet only by endless avatars, the original
+re-embodying after each.&nbsp; So that a writer, in time, begins
+to wonder at the perdurable life of these impressions; begins,
+perhaps, to fancy that he wrongs them when he weaves them in with
+fiction; and looking back on them with ever-growing kindness,
+puts them at last, substantive jewels, in a setting of their
+own.</p>
+<p>One or two of these pleasant spectres I think I have
+laid.&nbsp; I used one but the other day: a little eyot of dense,
+freshwater sand, where I once waded deep in butterburrs,
+delighting to hear the song of the river on both sides, and to
+tell myself that I was indeed and at last upon an island.&nbsp;
+Two of my puppets lay there a summer&rsquo;s day, hearkening to
+the shearers at work in riverside fields and to the drums of the
+gray old garrison upon the neighbouring hill.&nbsp; And this was,
+I think, done rightly: the place was rightly peopled&mdash;and
+now belongs not to me but to my puppets&mdash;for a time at
+least.&nbsp; In time, perhaps, the puppets will grow faint; the
+original memory swim up instant as ever; and I shall once more
+lie in bed, and see the little sandy isle in Allan Water as it is
+in nature, and the child (that once was me) wading there in
+butterburrs; and wonder at the instancy and virgin freshness of
+that memory; and be pricked again, in season and out of season,
+by the desire to weave it into art.</p>
+<p>There is another isle in my collection, the memory of which
+besieges me.&nbsp; I put a whole family there, in one of my
+tales; and later on, threw upon its shores, and condemned to
+several days of rain and shellfish on its tumbled boulders, the
+hero of another.&nbsp; The ink is not yet faded; the sound of the
+sentences is still in my mind&rsquo;s ear; and I am under a spell
+to write of that island again.</p>
+<h3>I</h3>
+<p>The little isle of Earraid lies close in to the south-west
+corner of the Ross of Mull: the sound of Iona on one side, across
+which you may see the isle and church of Columba; the open sea to
+the other, where you shall be able to mark, on a clear, surfy
+day, the breakers running white on many sunken rocks.&nbsp; I
+first saw it, or first remembered seeing it, framed in the round
+bull&rsquo;s-eye of a cabin port, the sea lying smooth along its
+shores like the waters of a lake, the colourless clear light of
+the early morning making plain its heathery and rocky
+hummocks.&nbsp; There stood upon it, in these days, a single rude
+house of uncemented stones, approached by a pier of
+wreckwood.&nbsp; It must have been very early, for it was then
+summer, and in summer, in that latitude, day scarcely withdraws;
+but even at that hour the house was making a sweet smoke of peats
+which came to me over the bay, and the bare-legged daughters of
+the cotter were wading by the pier.&nbsp; The same day we visited
+the shores of the isle in the ship&rsquo;s boats; rowed deep into
+Fiddler&rsquo;s Hole, sounding as we went; and having taken stock
+of all possible accommodation, pitched on the northern inlet as
+the scene of operations.&nbsp; For it was no accident that had
+brought the lighthouse steamer to anchor in the Bay of
+Earraid.&nbsp; Fifteen miles away to seaward, a certain black
+rock stood environed by the Atlantic rollers, the outpost of the
+Torran reefs.&nbsp; Here was a tower to be built, and a star
+lighted, for the conduct of seamen.&nbsp; But as the rock was
+small, and hard of access, and far from land, the work would be
+one of years; and my father was now looking for a shore station,
+where the stones might be quarried and dressed, the men live, and
+the tender, with some degree of safety, lie at anchor.</p>
+<p>I saw Earraid next from the stern thwart of an Iona lugger,
+Sam Bough and I sitting there cheek by jowl, with our feet upon
+our baggage, in a beautiful, clear, northern summer eve.&nbsp;
+And behold! there was now a pier of stone, there were rows of
+sheds, railways, travelling-cranes, a street of cottages, an iron
+house for the resident engineer, wooden bothies for the men, a
+stage where the courses of the tower were put together
+experimentally, and behind the settlement a great gash in the
+hillside where granite was quarried.&nbsp; In the bay, the
+steamer lay at her moorings.&nbsp; All day long there hung about
+the place the music of chinking tools; and even in the dead of
+night, the watchman carried his lantern to and fro in the dark
+settlement and could light the pipe of any midnight muser.&nbsp;
+It was, above all, strange to see Earraid on the Sunday, when the
+sound of the tools ceased and there fell a crystal quiet.&nbsp;
+All about the green compound men would be sauntering in their
+Sunday&rsquo;s best, walking with those lax joints of the
+reposing toiler, thoughtfully smoking, talking small, as if in
+honour of the stillness, or hearkening to the wailing of the
+gulls.&nbsp; And it was strange to see our Sabbath services,
+held, as they were, in one of the bothies, with Mr. Brebner
+reading at a table, and the congregation perched about in the
+double tier of sleeping bunks; and to hear the singing of the
+psalms, &ldquo;the chapters,&rdquo; the inevitable
+Spurgeon&rsquo;s sermon, and the old, eloquent lighthouse
+prayer.</p>
+<p>In fine weather, when by the spy-glass on the hill the sea was
+observed to run low upon the reef, there would be a sound of
+preparation in the very early morning; and before the sun had
+risen from behind Ben More, the tender would steam out of the
+bay.&nbsp; Over fifteen sea-miles of the great blue Atlantic
+rollers she ploughed her way, trailing at her tail a brace of
+wallowing stone-lighters.&nbsp; The open ocean widened upon
+either board, and the hills of the mainland began to go down on
+the horizon, before she came to her unhomely destination, and
+lay-to at last where the rock clapped its black head above the
+swell, with the tall iron barrack on its spider legs, and the
+truncated tower, and the cranes waving their arms, and the smoke
+of the engine-fire rising in the mid-sea.&nbsp; An ugly reef is
+this of the Dhu Heartach; no pleasant assemblage of shelves, and
+pools, and creeks, about which a child might play for a whole
+summer without weariness, like the Bell Rock or the Skerryvore,
+but one oval nodule of black-trap, sparsely bedabbled with an
+inconspicuous fucus, and alive in every crevice with a dingy
+insect between a slater and a bug.&nbsp; No other life was there
+but that of sea-birds, and of the sea itself, that here ran like
+a mill-race, and growled about the outer reef for ever, and ever
+and again, in the calmest weather, roared and spouted on the rock
+itself.&nbsp; Times were different upon Dhu-Heartach when it
+blew, and the night fell dark, and the neighbour lights of
+Skerryvore and Rhu-val were quenched in fog, and the men sat
+prisoned high up in their iron drum, that then resounded with the
+lashing of the sprays.&nbsp; Fear sat with them in their
+sea-beleaguered dwelling; and the colour changed in anxious faces
+when some greater billow struck the barrack, and its pillars
+quivered and sprang under the blow.&nbsp; It was then that the
+foreman builder, Mr. Goodwillie, whom I see before me still in
+his rock-habit of undecipherable rags, would get his fiddle down
+and strike up human minstrelsy amid the music of the storm.&nbsp;
+But it was in sunshine only that I saw Dhu-Heartach; and it was
+in sunshine, or the yet lovelier summer afterglow, that the
+steamer would return to Earraid, ploughing an enchanted sea; the
+obedient lighters, relieved of their deck cargo, riding in her
+wake more quietly; and the steersman upon each, as she rose on
+the long swell, standing tall and dark against the shining
+west.</p>
+<p>But it was in Earraid itself that I delighted chiefly.&nbsp;
+The lighthouse settlement scarce encroached beyond its fences;
+over the top of the first brae the ground was all virgin, the
+world all shut out, the face of things unchanged by any of
+man&rsquo;s doings.&nbsp; Here was no living presence, save for
+the limpets on the rocks, for some old, gray, rain-beaten ram
+that I might rouse out of a ferny den betwixt two boulders, or
+for the haunting and the piping of the gulls.&nbsp; It was older
+than man; it was found so by incoming Celts, and seafaring
+Norsemen, and Columba&rsquo;s priests.&nbsp; The earthy savour of
+the bog-plants, the rude disorder of the boulders, the inimitable
+seaside brightness of the air, the brine and the iodine, the lap
+of the billows among the weedy reefs, the sudden springing up of
+a great run of dashing surf along the sea-front of the isle, all
+that I saw and felt my predecessors must have seen and felt with
+scarce a difference.&nbsp; I steeped myself in open air and in
+past ages.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Delightful would it be to me to be in
+<i>Uchd Ailiun</i><br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; On the pinnacle of a rock,<br />
+That I might often see<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The face of the ocean;<br />
+That I might hear the song of the wonderful birds,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Source of happiness;<br />
+That I might hear the thunder of the crowding waves<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Upon the rocks:<br />
+At times at work without compulsion&mdash;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; This would be delightful;<br />
+At times plucking dulse from the rocks<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; At times at fishing.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>So, about the next island of Iona, sang Columba himself twelve
+hundred years before.&nbsp; And so might I have sung of
+Earraid.</p>
+<p>And all the while I was aware that this life of sea-bathing
+and sun-burning was for me but a holiday.&nbsp; In that year
+cannon were roaring for days together on French battlefields; and
+I would sit in my isle (I call it mine, after the use of lovers)
+and think upon the war, and the loudness of these far-away
+battles, and the pain of the men&rsquo;s wounds, and the
+weariness of their marching.&nbsp; And I would think too of that
+other war which is as old as mankind, and is indeed the life of
+man: the unsparing war, the grinding slavery of competition; the
+toil of seventy years, dear-bought bread, precarious honour, the
+perils and pitfalls, and the poor rewards.&nbsp; It was a long
+look forward; the future summoned me as with trumpet calls, it
+warned me back as with a voice of weeping and beseeching; and I
+thrilled and trembled on the brink of life, like a childish
+bather on the beach.</p>
+<p>There was another young man on Earraid in these days, and we
+were much together, bathing, clambering on the boulders, trying
+to sail a boat and spinning round instead in the oily whirlpools
+of the roost.&nbsp; But the most part of the time we spoke of the
+great uncharted desert of our futures; wondering together what
+should there befall us; hearing with surprise the sound of our
+own voices in the empty vestibule of youth.&nbsp; As far, and as
+hard, as it seemed then to look forward to the grave, so far it
+seems now to look backward upon these emotions; so hard to recall
+justly that loath submission, as of the sacrificial bull, with
+which we stooped our necks under the yoke of destiny.&nbsp; I met
+my old companion but the other day; I cannot tell of course what
+he was thinking; but, upon my part, I was wondering to see us
+both so much at home, and so composed and sedentary in the world;
+and how much we had gained, and how much we had lost, to attain
+to that composure; and which had been upon the whole our best
+estate: when we sat there prating sensibly like men of some
+experience, or when we shared our timorous and hopeful counsels
+in a western islet.</p>
+<h3>CHAPTER IX. THOMAS STEVENSON&mdash;CIVIL ENGINEER</h3>
+<p>The death of Thomas Stevenson will mean not very much to the
+general reader.&nbsp; His service to mankind took on forms of
+which the public knows little and understands less.&nbsp; He came
+seldom to London, and then only as a task, remaining always a
+stranger and a convinced provincial; putting up for years at the
+same hotel where his father had gone before him; faithful for
+long to the same restaurant, the same church, and the same
+theatre, chosen simply for propinquity; steadfastly refusing to
+dine out.&nbsp; He had a circle of his own, indeed, at home; few
+men were more beloved in Edinburgh, where he breathed an air that
+pleased him; and wherever he went, in railway carriages or hotel
+smoking-rooms, his strange, humorous vein of talk, and his
+transparent honesty, raised him up friends and admirers.&nbsp;
+But to the general public and the world of London, except about
+the parliamentary committee-rooms, he remained unknown.&nbsp; All
+the time, his lights were in every part of the world, guiding the
+mariner; his firm were consulting engineers to the Indian, the
+New Zealand, and the Japanese Lighthouse Boards, so that
+Edinburgh was a world centre for that branch of applied science;
+in Germany, he had been called &ldquo;the Nestor of lighthouse
+illumination&rdquo;; even in France, where his claims were long
+denied, he was at last, on the occasion of the late Exposition,
+recognised and medalled.&nbsp; And to show by one instance the
+inverted nature of his reputation, comparatively small at home,
+yet filling the world, a friend of mine was this winter on a
+visit to the Spanish main, and was asked by a Peruvian if he
+&ldquo;knew Mr. Stevenson the author, because his works were much
+esteemed in Peru?&rdquo;&nbsp; My friend supposed the reference
+was to the writer of tales; but the Peruvian had never heard of
+<i>Dr. Jekyll</i>; what he had in his eye, what was esteemed in
+Peru, where the volumes of the engineer.</p>
+<p>Thomas Stevenson was born at Edinburgh in the year 1818, the
+grandson of Thomas Smith, first engineer to the Board of Northern
+Lights, son of Robert Stevenson, brother of Alan and David; so
+that his nephew, David Alan Stevenson, joined with him at the
+time of his death in the engineership, is the sixth of the family
+who has held, successively or conjointly, that office.&nbsp; The
+Bell Rock, his father&rsquo;s great triumph, was finished before
+he was born; but he served under his brother Alan in the building
+of Skerryvore, the noblest of all extant deep-sea lights; and, in
+conjunction with his brother David, he added two&mdash;the
+Chickens and Dhu Heartach&mdash;to that small number of
+man&rsquo;s extreme outposts in the ocean.&nbsp; Of shore lights,
+the two brothers last named erected no fewer than twenty-seven;
+of beacons, <a name="citation84"></a><a href="#footnote84"
+class="citation">[84]</a> about twenty-five.&nbsp; Many harbours
+were successfully carried out: one, the harbour of Wick, the
+chief disaster of my father&rsquo;s life, was a failure; the sea
+proved too strong for man&rsquo;s arts; and after expedients
+hitherto unthought of, and on a scale hyper-cyclopean, the work
+must be deserted, and now stands a ruin in that bleak,
+God-forsaken bay, ten miles from
+John-o&rsquo;-Groat&rsquo;s.&nbsp; In the improvement of rivers
+the brothers were likewise in a large way of practice over both
+England and Scotland, nor had any British engineer anything
+approaching their experience.</p>
+<p>It was about this nucleus of his professional labours that all
+my father&rsquo;s scientific inquiries and inventions centred;
+these proceeded from, and acted back upon, his daily
+business.&nbsp; Thus it was as a harbour engineer that he became
+interested in the propagation and reduction of waves; a difficult
+subject in regard to which he has left behind him much suggestive
+matter and some valuable approximate results.&nbsp; Storms were
+his sworn adversaries, and it was through the study of storms
+that he approached that of meteorology at large.&nbsp; Many who
+knew him not otherwise, knew&mdash;perhaps have in their
+gardens&mdash;his louvre-boarded screen for instruments.&nbsp;
+But the great achievement of his life was, of course, in optics
+as applied to lighthouse illumination.&nbsp; Fresnel had done
+much; Fresnel had settled the fixed light apparatus on a
+principle that still seems unimprovable; and when Thomas
+Stevenson stepped in and brought to a comparable perfection the
+revolving light, a not unnatural jealousy and much painful
+controversy rose in France.&nbsp; It had its hour; and, as I have
+told already, even in France it has blown by.&nbsp; Had it not,
+it would have mattered the less, since all through his life my
+father continued to justify his claim by fresh advances.&nbsp;
+New apparatus for lights in new situations was continually being
+designed with the same unwearied search after perfection, the
+same nice ingenuity of means; and though the holophotal revolving
+light perhaps still remains his most elegant contrivance, it is
+difficult to give it the palm over the much later condensing
+system, with its thousand possible modifications.&nbsp; The
+number and the value of these improvements entitle their author
+to the name of one of mankind&rsquo;s benefactors.&nbsp; In all
+parts of the world a safer landfall awaits the mariner.&nbsp; Two
+things must be said: and, first, that Thomas Stevenson was no
+mathematician.&nbsp; Natural shrewdness, a sentiment of optical
+laws, and a great intensity of consideration led him to just
+conclusions; but to calculate the necessary formul&aelig; for the
+instruments he had conceived was often beyond him, and he must
+fall back on the help of others, notably on that of his cousin
+and lifelong intimate friend, <i>emeritus</i> Professor Swan, of
+St. Andrews, and his later friend, Professor P. G. Tait.&nbsp; It
+is a curious enough circumstance, and a great encouragement to
+others, that a man so ill equipped should have succeeded in one
+of the most abstract and arduous walks of applied science.&nbsp;
+The second remark is one that applies to the whole family, and
+only particularly to Thomas Stevenson from the great number and
+importance of his inventions: holding as the Stevensons did a
+Government appointment they regarded their original work as
+something due already to the nation, and none of them has ever
+taken out a patent.&nbsp; It is another cause of the comparative
+obscurity of the name: for a patent not only brings in money, it
+infallibly spreads reputation; and my father&rsquo;s instruments
+enter anonymously into a hundred light-rooms, and are passed
+anonymously over in a hundred reports, where the least
+considerable patent would stand out and tell its author&rsquo;s
+story.</p>
+<p>But the life-work of Thomas Stevenson remains; what we have
+lost, what we now rather try to recall, is the friend and
+companion.&nbsp; He was a man of a somewhat antique strain: with
+a blended sternness and softness that was wholly Scottish and at
+first somewhat bewildering; with a profound essential melancholy
+of disposition and (what often accompanies it) the most humorous
+geniality in company; shrewd and childish; passionately attached,
+passionately prejudiced; a man of many extremes, many faults of
+temper, and no very stable foothold for himself among
+life&rsquo;s troubles.&nbsp; Yet he was a wise adviser; many men,
+and these not inconsiderable, took counsel with him
+habitually.&nbsp; &ldquo;I sat at his feet,&rdquo; writes one of
+these, &ldquo;when I asked his advice, and when the broad brow
+was set in thought and the firm mouth said his say, I always knew
+that no man could add to the worth of the
+conclusion.&rdquo;&nbsp; He had excellent taste, though whimsical
+and partial; collected old furniture and delighted specially in
+sunflowers long before the days of Mr. Wilde; took a lasting
+pleasure in prints and pictures; was a devout admirer of Thomson
+of Duddingston at a time when few shared the taste; and though he
+read little, was constant to his favourite books.&nbsp; He had
+never any Greek; Latin he happily re-taught himself after he had
+left school, where he was a mere consistent idler: happily, I
+say, for Lactantius, Vossius, and Cardinal Bona were his chief
+authors.&nbsp; The first he must have read for twenty years
+uninterruptedly, keeping it near him in his study, and carrying
+it in his bag on journeys.&nbsp; Another old theologian, Brown of
+Wamphray, was often in his hands.&nbsp; When he was indisposed,
+he had two books, <i>Guy Mannering</i> and <i>The Parent&rsquo;s
+Assistant</i>, of which he never wearied.&nbsp; He was a strong
+Conservative, or, as he preferred to call himself, a Tory; except
+in so far as his views were modified by a hot-headed chivalrous
+sentiment for women.&nbsp; He was actually in favour of a
+marriage law under which any woman might have a divorce for the
+asking, and no man on any ground whatever; and the same sentiment
+found another expression in a Magdalen Mission in Edinburgh,
+founded and largely supported by himself.&nbsp; This was but one
+of the many channels of his public generosity; his private was
+equally unstrained.&nbsp; The Church of Scotland, of which he
+held the doctrines (though in a sense of his own) and to which he
+bore a clansman&rsquo;s loyalty, profited often by his time and
+money; and though, from a morbid sense of his own unworthiness,
+he would never consent to be an office-bearer, his advice was
+often sought, and he served the Church on many committees.&nbsp;
+What he perhaps valued highest in his work were his contributions
+to the defence of Christianity; one of which, in particular, was
+praised by Hutchinson Stirling and reprinted at the request of
+Professor Crawford.</p>
+<p>His sense of his own unworthiness I have called morbid;
+morbid, too, were his sense of the fleetingness of life and his
+concern for death.&nbsp; He had never accepted the conditions of
+man&rsquo;s life or his own character; and his inmost thoughts
+were ever tinged with the Celtic melancholy.&nbsp; Cases of
+conscience were sometimes grievous to him, and that delicate
+employment of a scientific witness cost him many qualms.&nbsp;
+But he found respite from these troublesome humours in his work,
+in his lifelong study of natural science, in the society of those
+he loved, and in his daily walks, which now would carry him far
+into the country with some congenial friend, and now keep him
+dangling about the town from one old book-shop to another, and
+scraping romantic acquaintance with every dog that passed.&nbsp;
+His talk, compounded of so much sterling sense and so much
+freakish humour, and clothed in language so apt, droll, and
+emphatic, was a perpetual delight to all who knew him before the
+clouds began to settle on his mind.&nbsp; His use of language was
+both just and picturesque; and when at the beginning of his
+illness he began to feel the ebbing of this power, it was strange
+and painful to hear him reject one word after another as
+inadequate, and at length desist from the search and leave his
+phrase unfinished rather than finish it without propriety.&nbsp;
+It was perhaps another Celtic trait that his affections and
+emotions, passionate as these were, and liable to passionate ups
+and downs, found the most eloquent expression both in words and
+gestures.&nbsp; Love, anger, and indignation shone through him
+and broke forth in imagery, like what we read of Southern
+races.&nbsp; For all these emotional extremes, and in spite of
+the melancholy ground of his character, he had upon the whole a
+happy life; nor was he less fortunate in his death, which at the
+last came to him unaware.</p>
+<h3>CHAPTER X. TALK AND TALKERS</h3>
+<blockquote><p>Sir, we had a good talk.&mdash;<span
+class="smcap">Johnson</span>.</p>
+<p>As we must account for every idle word, so we must for every
+idle silence.&mdash;<span class="smcap">Franklin</span>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>There can be no fairer ambition than to excel in talk; to be
+affable, gay, ready, clear and welcome; to have a fact, a
+thought, or an illustration, pat to every subject; and not only
+to cheer the flight of time among our intimates, but bear our
+part in that great international congress, always sitting, where
+public wrongs are first declared, public errors first corrected,
+and the course of public opinion shaped, day by day, a little
+nearer to the right.&nbsp; No measure comes before Parliament but
+it has been long ago prepared by the grand jury of the talkers;
+no book is written that has not been largely composed by their
+assistance.&nbsp; Literature in many of its branches is no other
+than the shadow of good talk; but the imitation falls far short
+of the original in life, freedom and effect.&nbsp; There are
+always two to a talk, giving and taking, comparing experience and
+according conclusions.&nbsp; Talk is fluid, tentative,
+continually &ldquo;in further search and progress&rdquo;; while
+written words remain fixed, become idols even to the writer,
+found wooden dogmatisms, and preserve flies of obvious error in
+the amber of the truth.&nbsp; Last and chief, while literature,
+gagged with linsey-woolsey, can only deal with a fraction of the
+life of man, talk goes fancy free and may call a spade a
+spade.&nbsp; Talk has none of the freezing immunities of the
+pulpit.&nbsp; It cannot, even if it would, become merely
+&aelig;sthetic or merely classical like literature.&nbsp; A jest
+intervenes, the solemn humbug is dissolved in laughter, and
+speech runs forth out of the contemporary groove into the open
+fields of nature, cheery and cheering, like schoolboys out of
+school.&nbsp; And it is in talk alone that we can learn our
+period and ourselves.&nbsp; In short, the first duty of a man is
+to speak; that is his chief business in this world; and talk,
+which is the harmonious speech of two or more, is by far the most
+accessible of pleasures.&nbsp; It costs nothing in money; it is
+all profit; it completes our education, founds and fosters our
+friendships, and can be enjoyed at any age and in almost any
+state of health.</p>
+<p>The spice of life is battle; the friendliest relations are
+still a kind of contest; and if we would not forego all that is
+valuable in our lot, we must continually face some other person,
+eye to eye, and wrestle a fall whether in love or enmity.&nbsp;
+It is still by force of body, or power of character or intellect,
+that we attain to worthy pleasures.&nbsp; Men and women contend
+for each other in the lists of love, like rival mesmerists; the
+active and adroit decide their challenges in the sports of the
+body; and the sedentary sit down to chess or conversation.&nbsp;
+All sluggish and pacific pleasures are, to the same degree,
+solitary and selfish; and every durable bond between human beings
+is founded in or heightened by some element of competition.&nbsp;
+Now, the relation that has the least root in matter is
+undoubtedly that airy one of friendship; and hence, I suppose, it
+is that good talk most commonly arises among friends.&nbsp; Talk
+is, indeed, both the scene and instrument of friendship.&nbsp; It
+is in talk alone that the friends can measure strength, and enjoy
+that amicable counter-assertion of personality which is the gauge
+of relations and the sport of life.</p>
+<p>A good talk is not to be had for the asking.&nbsp; Humours
+must first be accorded in a kind of overture or prologue; hour,
+company and circumstance be suited; and then, at a fit juncture,
+the subject, the quarry of two heated minds, spring up like a
+deer out of the wood.&nbsp; Not that the talker has any of the
+hunter&rsquo;s pride, though he has all and more than all his
+ardour.&nbsp; The genuine artist follows the stream of
+conversation as an angler follows the windings of a brook, not
+dallying where he fails to &ldquo;kill.&rdquo;&nbsp; He trusts
+implicitly to hazard; and he is rewarded by continual variety,
+continual pleasure, and those changing prospects of the truth
+that are the best of education.&nbsp; There is nothing in a
+subject, so called, that we should regard it as an idol, or
+follow it beyond the promptings of desire.&nbsp; Indeed, there
+are few subjects; and so far as they are truly talkable, more
+than the half of them may be reduced to three: that I am I, that
+you are you, and that there are other people dimly understood to
+be not quite the same as either.&nbsp; Wherever talk may range,
+it still runs half the time on these eternal lines.&nbsp; The
+theme being set, each plays on himself as on an instrument;
+asserts and justifies himself; ransacks his brain for instances
+and opinions, and brings them forth new-minted, to his own
+surprise and the admiration of his adversary.&nbsp; All natural
+talk is a festival of ostentation; and by the laws of the game
+each accepts and fans the vanity of the other.&nbsp; It is from
+that reason that we venture to lay ourselves so open, that we
+dare to be so warmly eloquent, and that we swell in each
+other&rsquo;s eyes to such a vast proportion.&nbsp; For talkers,
+once launched, begin to overflow the limits of their ordinary
+selves, tower up to the height of their secret pretensions, and
+give themselves out for the heroes, brave, pious, musical and
+wise, that in their most shining moments they aspire to be.&nbsp;
+So they weave for themselves with words and for a while inhabit a
+palace of delights, temple at once and theatre, where they fill
+the round of the world&rsquo;s dignities, and feast with the
+gods, exulting in Kudos.&nbsp; And when the talk is over, each
+goes his way, still flushed with vanity and admiration, still
+trailing clouds of glory; each declines from the height of his
+ideal orgie, not in a moment, but by slow declension.&nbsp; I
+remember, in the <i>entr&rsquo;acte</i> of an afternoon
+performance, coming forth into the sunshine, in a beautiful
+green, gardened corner of a romantic city; and as I sat and
+smoked, the music moving in my blood, I seemed to sit there and
+evaporate <i>The Flying Dutchman</i> (for it was that I had been
+hearing) with a wonderful sense of life, warmth, well-being and
+pride; and the noises of the city, voices, bells and marching
+feet, fell together in my ears like a symphonious
+orchestra.&nbsp; In the same way, the excitement of a good talk
+lives for a long while after in the blood, the heart still hot
+within you, the brain still simmering, and the physical earth
+swimming around you with the colours of the sunset.</p>
+<p>Natural talk, like ploughing, should turn up a large surface
+of life, rather than dig mines into geological strata.&nbsp;
+Masses of experience, anecdote, incident, cross-lights,
+quotation, historical instances, the whole flotsam and jetsam of
+two minds forced in and in upon the matter in hand from every
+point of the compass, and from every degree of mental elevation
+and abasement&mdash;these are the material with which talk is
+fortified, the food on which the talkers thrive.&nbsp; Such
+argument as is proper to the exercise should still be brief and
+seizing.&nbsp; Talk should proceed by instances; by the apposite,
+not the expository.&nbsp; It should keep close along the lines of
+humanity, near the bosoms and businesses of men, at the level
+where history, fiction and experience intersect and illuminate
+each other.&nbsp; I am I, and You are You, with all my heart; but
+conceive how these lean propositions change and brighten when,
+instead of words, the actual you and I sit cheek by jowl, the
+spirit housed in the live body, and the very clothes uttering
+voices to corroborate the story in the face.&nbsp; Not less
+surprising is the change when we leave off to speak of
+generalities&mdash;the bad, the good, the miser, and all the
+characters of Theophrastus&mdash;and call up other men, by
+anecdote or instance, in their very trick and feature; or trading
+on a common knowledge, toss each other famous names, still
+glowing with the hues of life.&nbsp; Communication is no longer
+by words, but by the instancing of whole biographies, epics,
+systems of philosophy, and epochs of history, in bulk.&nbsp; That
+which is understood excels that which is spoken in quantity and
+quality alike; ideas thus figured and personified, change hands,
+as we may say, like coin; and the speakers imply without effort
+the most obscure and intricate thoughts.&nbsp; Strangers who have
+a large common ground of reading will, for this reason, come the
+sooner to the grapple of genuine converse.&nbsp; If they know
+Othello and Napoleon, Consuelo and Clarissa Harlowe, Vautrin and
+Steenie Steenson, they can leave generalities and begin at once
+to speak by figures.</p>
+<p>Conduct and art are the two subjects that arise most
+frequently and that embrace the widest range of facts.&nbsp; A
+few pleasures bear discussion for their own sake, but only those
+which are most social or most radically human; and even these can
+only be discussed among their devotees.&nbsp; A technicality is
+always welcome to the expert, whether in athletics, art or law; I
+have heard the best kind of talk on technicalities from such rare
+and happy persons as both know and love their business.&nbsp; No
+human being ever spoke of scenery for above two minutes at a
+time, which makes me suspect we hear too much of it in
+literature.&nbsp; The weather is regarded as the very nadir and
+scoff of conversational topics.&nbsp; And yet the weather, the
+dramatic element in scenery, is far more tractable in language,
+and far more human both in import and suggestion than the stable
+features of the landscape.&nbsp; Sailors and shepherds, and the
+people generally of coast and mountain, talk well of it; and it
+is often excitingly presented in literature.&nbsp; But the
+tendency of all living talk draws it back and back into the
+common focus of humanity.&nbsp; Talk is a creature of the street
+and market-place, feeding on gossip; and its last resort is still
+in a discussion on morals.&nbsp; That is the heroic form of
+gossip; heroic in virtue of its high pretensions; but still
+gossip, because it turns on personalities.&nbsp; You can keep no
+men long, nor Scotchmen at all, off moral or theological
+discussion.&nbsp; These are to all the world what law is to
+lawyers; they are everybody&rsquo;s technicalities; the medium
+through which all consider life, and the dialect in which they
+express their judgments.&nbsp; I knew three young men who walked
+together daily for some two months in a solemn and beautiful
+forest and in cloudless summer weather; daily they talked with
+unabated zest, and yet scarce wandered that whole time beyond two
+subjects&mdash;theology and love.&nbsp; And perhaps neither a
+court of love nor an assembly of divines would have granted their
+premisses or welcomed their conclusions.</p>
+<p>Conclusions, indeed, are not often reached by talk any more
+than by private thinking.&nbsp; That is not the profit.&nbsp; The
+profit is in the exercise, and above all in the experience; for
+when we reason at large on any subject, we review our state and
+history in life.&nbsp; From time to time, however, and specially,
+I think, in talking art, talk becomes effective, conquering like
+war, widening the boundaries of knowledge like an
+exploration.&nbsp; A point arises; the question takes a
+problematical, a baffling, yet a likely air; the talkers begin to
+feel lively presentiments of some conclusion near at hand;
+towards this they strive with emulous ardour, each by his own
+path, and struggling for first utterance; and then one leaps upon
+the summit of that matter with a shout, and almost at the same
+moment the other is beside him; and behold they are agreed.&nbsp;
+Like enough, the progress is illusory, a mere cat&rsquo;s cradle
+having been wound and unwound out of words.&nbsp; But the sense
+of joint discovery is none the less giddy and inspiriting.&nbsp;
+And in the life of the talker such triumphs, though imaginary,
+are neither few nor far apart; they are attained with speed and
+pleasure, in the hour of mirth; and by the nature of the process,
+they are always worthily shared.</p>
+<p>There is a certain attitude, combative at once and
+deferential, eager to fight yet most averse to quarrel, which
+marks out at once the talkable man.&nbsp; It is not eloquence,
+not fairness, not obstinacy, but a certain proportion of all of
+these that I love to encounter in my amicable adversaries.&nbsp;
+They must not be pontiffs holding doctrine, but huntsmen questing
+after elements of truth.&nbsp; Neither must they be boys to be
+instructed, but fellow-teachers with whom I may wrangle and agree
+on equal terms.&nbsp; We must reach some solution, some shadow of
+consent; for without that, eager talk becomes a torture.&nbsp;
+But we do not wish to reach it cheaply, or quickly, or without
+the tussle and effort wherein pleasure lies.</p>
+<p>The very best talker, with me, is one whom I shall call
+Spring-Heel&rsquo;d Jack.&nbsp; I say so, because I never knew
+any one who mingled so largely the possible ingredients of
+converse.&nbsp; In the Spanish proverb, the fourth man necessary
+to compound a salad, is a madman to mix it: Jack is that
+madman.&nbsp; I know not which is more remarkable; the insane
+lucidity of his conclusions the humorous eloquence of his
+language, or his power of method, bringing the whole of life into
+the focus of the subject treated, mixing the conversational salad
+like a drunken god.&nbsp; He doubles like the serpent, changes
+and flashes like the shaken kaleidoscope, transmigrates bodily
+into the views of others, and so, in the twinkling of an eye and
+with a heady rapture, turns questions inside out and flings them
+empty before you on the ground, like a triumphant conjuror.&nbsp;
+It is my common practice when a piece of conduct puzzles me, to
+attack it in the presence of Jack with such grossness, such
+partiality and such wearing iteration, as at length shall spur
+him up in its defence.&nbsp; In a moment he transmigrates, dons
+the required character, and with moonstruck philosophy justifies
+the act in question.&nbsp; I can fancy nothing to compare with
+the <i>vim</i> of these impersonations, the strange scale of
+language, flying from Shakespeare to Kant, and from Kant to Major
+Dyngwell&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;As fast as a musician scatters sounds<br />
+Out of an instrument&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>the sudden, sweeping generalisations, the absurd irrelevant
+particularities, the wit, wisdom, folly, humour, eloquence and
+bathos, each startling in its kind, and yet all luminous in the
+admired disorder of their combination.&nbsp; A talker of a
+different calibre, though belonging to the same school, is
+Burly.&nbsp; Burly is a man of a great presence; he commands a
+larger atmosphere, gives the impression of a grosser mass of
+character than most men.&nbsp; It has been said of him that his
+presence could be felt in a room you entered blindfold; and the
+same, I think, has been said of other powerful constitutions
+condemned to much physical inaction.&nbsp; There is something
+boisterous and piratic in Burly&rsquo;s manner of talk which
+suits well enough with this impression.&nbsp; He will roar you
+down, he will bury his face in his hands, he will undergo
+passions of revolt and agony; and meanwhile his attitude of mind
+is really both conciliatory and receptive; and after Pistol has
+been out Pistol&rsquo;d, and the welkin rung for hours, you begin
+to perceive a certain subsidence in these spring torrents, points
+of agreement issue, and you end arm-in-arm, and in a glow of
+mutual admiration.&nbsp; The outcry only serves to make your
+final union the more unexpected and precious.&nbsp; Throughout
+there has been perfect sincerity, perfect intelligence, a desire
+to hear although not always to listen, and an unaffected
+eagerness to meet concessions.&nbsp; You have, with Burly, none
+of the dangers that attend debate with Spring-Heel&rsquo;d Jack;
+who may at any moment turn his powers of transmigration on
+yourself, create for you a view you never held, and then
+furiously fall on you for holding it.&nbsp; These, at least, are
+my two favourites, and both are loud, copious, intolerant
+talkers.&nbsp; This argues that I myself am in the same category;
+for if we love talking at all, we love a bright, fierce
+adversary, who will hold his ground, foot by foot, in much our
+own manner, sell his attention dearly, and give us our full
+measure of the dust and exertion of battle.&nbsp; Both these men
+can be beat from a position, but it takes six hours to do it; a
+high and hard adventure, worth attempting.&nbsp; With both you
+can pass days in an enchanted country of the mind, with people,
+scenery and manners of its own; live a life apart, more arduous,
+active and glowing than any real existence; and come forth again
+when the talk is over, as out of a theatre or a dream, to find
+the east wind still blowing and the chimney-pots of the old
+battered city still around you.&nbsp; Jack has the far finer
+mind, Burly the far more honest; Jack gives us the animated
+poetry, Burly the romantic prose, of similar themes; the one
+glances high like a meteor and makes a light in darkness; the
+other, with many changing hues of fire, burns at the sea-level,
+like a conflagration; but both have the same humour and artistic
+interests, the same unquenched ardour in pursuit, the same gusts
+of talk and thunderclaps of contradiction.</p>
+<p>Cockshot <a name="citation100"></a><a href="#footnote100"
+class="citation">[100]</a> is a different article, but vastly
+entertaining, and has been meat and drink to me for many a long
+evening.&nbsp; His manner is dry, brisk and pertinacious, and the
+choice of words not much.&nbsp; The point about him is his
+extraordinary readiness and spirit.&nbsp; You can propound
+nothing but he has either a theory about it ready-made, or will
+have one instantly on the stocks, and proceed to lay its timbers
+and launch it in your presence.&nbsp; &ldquo;Let me see,&rdquo;
+he will say.&nbsp; &ldquo;Give me a moment.&nbsp; I <i>should</i>
+have some theory for that.&rdquo;&nbsp; A blither spectacle than
+the vigour with which he sets about the task, it were hard to
+fancy.&nbsp; He is possessed by a demoniac energy, welding the
+elements for his life, and bending ideas, as an athlete bends a
+horse-shoe, with a visible and lively effort.&nbsp; He has, in
+theorising, a compass, an art; what I would call the synthetic
+gusto; something of a Herbert Spencer, who should see the fun of
+the thing.&nbsp; You are not bound, and no more is he, to place
+your faith in these brand-new opinions.&nbsp; But some of them
+are right enough, durable even for life; and the poorest serve
+for a cock shy&mdash;as when idle people, after picnics, float a
+bottle on a pond and have an hour&rsquo;s diversion ere it
+sinks.&nbsp; Whichever they are, serious opinions or humours of
+the moment, he still defends his ventures with indefatigable wit
+and spirit, hitting savagely himself, but taking punishment like
+a man.&nbsp; He knows and never forgets that people talk, first
+of all, for the sake of talking; conducts himself in the ring, to
+use the old slang, like a thorough &ldquo;glutton,&rdquo; and
+honestly enjoys a telling facer from his adversary.&nbsp;
+Cockshot is bottled effervescency, the sworn foe of sleep.&nbsp;
+Three-in-the-morning Cockshot, says a victim.&nbsp; His talk is
+like the driest of all imaginable dry champagnes.&nbsp; Sleight
+of hand and inimitable quickness are the qualities by which he
+lives.&nbsp; Athelred, on the other hand, presents you with the
+spectacle of a sincere and somewhat slow nature thinking
+aloud.&nbsp; He is the most unready man I ever knew to shine in
+conversation.&nbsp; You may see him sometimes wrestle with a
+refractory jest for a minute or two together, and perhaps fail to
+throw it in the end.&nbsp; And there is something singularly
+engaging, often instructive, in the simplicity with which he thus
+exposes the process as well as the result, the works as well as
+the dial of the clock.&nbsp; Withal he has his hours of
+inspiration.&nbsp; Apt words come to him as if by accident, and,
+coming from deeper down, they smack the more personally, they
+have the more of fine old crusted humanity, rich in sediment and
+humour.&nbsp; There are sayings of his in which he has stamped
+himself into the very grain of the language; you would think he
+must have worn the words next his skin and slept with them.&nbsp;
+Yet it is not as a sayer of particular good things that Athelred
+is most to be regarded, rather as the stalwart woodman of
+thought.&nbsp; I have pulled on a light cord often enough, while
+he has been wielding the broad-axe; and between us, on this
+unequal division, many a specious fallacy has fallen.&nbsp; I
+have known him to battle the same question night after night for
+years, keeping it in the reign of talk, constantly applying it
+and re-applying it to life with humorous or grave intention, and
+all the while, never hurrying, nor flagging, nor taking an unfair
+advantage of the facts.&nbsp; Jack at a given moment, when
+arising, as it were, from the tripod, can be more radiantly just
+to those from whom he differs; but then the tenor of his thoughts
+is even calumnious; while Athelred, slower to forge excuses, is
+yet slower to condemn, and sits over the welter of the world,
+vacillating but still judicial, and still faithfully contending
+with his doubts.</p>
+<p>Both the last talkers deal much in points of conduct and
+religion studied in the &ldquo;dry light&rdquo; of prose.&nbsp;
+Indirectly and as if against his will the same elements from time
+to time appear in the troubled and poetic talk of
+Opalstein.&nbsp; His various and exotic knowledge, complete
+although unready sympathies, and fine, full, discriminative flow
+of language, fit him out to be the best of talkers; so perhaps he
+is with some, not quite with me&mdash;<i>proxime accessit</i>, I
+should say.&nbsp; He sings the praises of the earth and the arts,
+flowers and jewels, wine and music, in a moonlight, serenading
+manner, as to the light guitar; even wisdom comes from his tongue
+like singing; no one is, indeed, more tuneful in the upper
+notes.&nbsp; But even while he sings the song of the Sirens, he
+still hearkens to the barking of the Sphinx.&nbsp; Jarring
+Byronic notes interrupt the flow of his Horatian humours.&nbsp;
+His mirth has something of the tragedy of the world for its
+perpetual background; and he feasts like Don Giovanni to a double
+orchestra, one lightly sounding for the dance, one pealing
+Beethoven in the distance.&nbsp; He is not truly reconciled
+either with life or with himself; and this instant war in his
+members sometimes divides the man&rsquo;s attention.&nbsp; He
+does not always, perhaps not often, frankly surrender himself in
+conversation.&nbsp; He brings into the talk other thoughts than
+those which he expresses; you are conscious that he keeps an eye
+on something else, that he does not shake off the world, nor
+quite forget himself.&nbsp; Hence arise occasional
+disappointments; even an occasional unfairness for his
+companions, who find themselves one day giving too much, and the
+next, when they are wary out of season, giving perhaps too
+little.&nbsp; Purcel is in another class from any I have
+mentioned.&nbsp; He is no debater, but appears in conversation,
+as occasion rises, in two distinct characters, one of which I
+admire and fear, and the other love.&nbsp; In the first, he is
+radiantly civil and rather silent, sits on a high, courtly
+hilltop, and from that vantage-ground drops you his remarks like
+favours.&nbsp; He seems not to share in our sublunary
+contentions; he wears no sign of interest; when on a sudden there
+falls in a crystal of wit, so polished that the dull do not
+perceive it, but so right that the sensitive are silenced.&nbsp;
+True talk should have more body and blood, should be louder,
+vainer and more declaratory of the man; the true talker should
+not hold so steady an advantage over whom he speaks with; and
+that is one reason out of a score why I prefer my Purcel in his
+second character, when he unbends into a strain of graceful
+gossip, singing like the fireside kettle.&nbsp; In these moods he
+has an elegant homeliness that rings of the true Queen
+Anne.&nbsp; I know another person who attains, in his moments, to
+the insolence of a Restoration comedy, speaking, I declare, as
+Congreve wrote; but that is a sport of nature, and scarce falls
+under the rubric, for there is none, alas! to give him
+answer.</p>
+<p>One last remark occurs: It is the mark of genuine conversation
+that the sayings can scarce be quoted with their full effect
+beyond the circle of common friends.&nbsp; To have their proper
+weight they should appear in a biography, and with the portrait
+of the speaker.&nbsp; Good talk is dramatic; it is like an
+impromptu piece of acting where each should represent himself to
+the greatest advantage; and that is the best kind of talk where
+each speaker is most fully and candidly himself, and where, if
+you were to shift the speeches round from one to another, there
+would be the greatest loss in significance and perspicuity.&nbsp;
+It is for this reason that talk depends so wholly on our
+company.&nbsp; We should like to introduce Falstaff and Mercutio,
+or Falstaff and Sir Toby; but Falstaff in talk with Cordelia
+seems even painful.&nbsp; Most of us, by the Protean quality of
+man, can talk to some degree with all; but the true talk, that
+strikes out all the slumbering best of us, comes only with the
+peculiar brethren of our spirits, is founded as deep as love in
+the constitution of our being, and is a thing to relish with all
+our energy, while yet we have it, and to be grateful for
+forever.</p>
+<h2>CHAPTER XI. TALK AND TALKERS <a name="citation105"></a><a
+href="#footnote105" class="citation">[105]</a></h2>
+<h3>II</h3>
+<p>In the last paper there was perhaps too much about mere
+debate; and there was nothing said at all about that kind of talk
+which is merely luminous and restful, a higher power of silence,
+the quiet of the evening shared by ruminating friends.&nbsp;
+There is something, aside from personal preference, to be alleged
+in support of this omission.&nbsp; Those who are no
+chimney-cornerers, who rejoice in the social thunderstorm, have a
+ground in reason for their choice.&nbsp; They get little rest
+indeed; but restfulness is a quality for cattle; the virtues are
+all active, life is alert, and it is in repose that men prepare
+themselves for evil.&nbsp; On the other hand, they are bruised
+into a knowledge of themselves and others; they have in a high
+degree the fencer&rsquo;s pleasure in dexterity displayed and
+proved; what they get they get upon life&rsquo;s terms, paying
+for it as they go; and once the talk is launched, they are
+assured of honest dealing from an adversary eager like
+themselves.&nbsp; The aboriginal man within us, the cave-dweller,
+still lusty as when he fought tooth and nail for roots and
+berries, scents this kind of equal battle from afar; it is like
+his old prim&aelig;val days upon the crags, a return to the
+sincerity of savage life from the comfortable fictions of the
+civilised.&nbsp; And if it be delightful to the Old Man, it is
+none the less profitable to his younger brother, the
+conscientious gentleman I feel never quite sure of your urbane
+and smiling coteries; I fear they indulge a man&rsquo;s vanities
+in silence, suffer him to encroach, encourage him on to be an
+ass, and send him forth again, not merely contemned for the
+moment, but radically more contemptible than when he
+entered.&nbsp; But if I have a flushed, blustering fellow for my
+opposite, bent on carrying a point, my vanity is sure to have its
+ears rubbed, once at least, in the course of the debate.&nbsp; He
+will not spare me when we differ; he will not fear to demonstrate
+my folly to my face.</p>
+<p>For many natures there is not much charm in the still,
+chambered society, the circle of bland countenances, the
+digestive silence, the admired remark, the flutter of
+affectionate approval.&nbsp; They demand more atmosphere and
+exercise; &ldquo;a gale upon their spirits,&rdquo; as our pious
+ancestors would phrase it; to have their wits well breathed in an
+uproarious Valhalla.&nbsp; And I suspect that the choice, given
+their character and faults, is one to be defended.&nbsp; The
+purely wise are silenced by facts; they talk in a clear
+atmosphere, problems lying around them like a view in nature; if
+they can be shown to be somewhat in the wrong, they digest the
+reproof like a thrashing, and make better intellectual
+blood.&nbsp; They stand corrected by a whisper; a word or a
+glance reminds them of the great eternal law.&nbsp; But it is not
+so with all.&nbsp; Others in conversation seek rather contact
+with their fellow-men than increase of knowledge or clarity of
+thought.&nbsp; The drama, not the philosophy, of life is the
+sphere of their intellectual activity.&nbsp; Even when they
+pursue truth, they desire as much as possible of what we may call
+human scenery along the road they follow.&nbsp; They dwell in the
+heart of life; the blood sounding in their ears, their eyes
+laying hold of what delights them with a brutal avidity that
+makes them blind to all besides, their interest riveted on
+people, living, loving, talking, tangible people.&nbsp; To a man
+of this description, the sphere of argument seems very pale and
+ghostly.&nbsp; By a strong expression, a perturbed countenance,
+floods of tears, an insult which his conscience obliges him to
+swallow, he is brought round to knowledge which no syllogism
+would have conveyed to him.&nbsp; His own experience is so vivid,
+he is so superlatively conscious of himself, that if, day after
+day, he is allowed to hector and hear nothing but approving
+echoes, he will lose his hold on the soberness of things and take
+himself in earnest for a god.&nbsp; Talk might be to such an one
+the very way of moral ruin; the school where he might learn to be
+at once intolerable and ridiculous.</p>
+<p>This character is perhaps commoner than philosophers
+suppose.&nbsp; And for persons of that stamp to learn much by
+conversation, they must speak with their superiors, not in
+intellect, for that is a superiority that must be proved, but in
+station.&nbsp; If they cannot find a friend to bully them for
+their good, they must find either an old man, a woman, or some
+one so far below them in the artificial order of society, that
+courtesy may be particularly exercised.</p>
+<p>The best teachers are the aged.&nbsp; To the old our mouths
+are always partly closed; we must swallow our obvious retorts and
+listen.&nbsp; They sit above our heads, on life&rsquo;s raised
+dais, and appeal at once to our respect and pity.&nbsp; A flavour
+of the old school, a touch of something different in their
+manner&mdash;which is freer and rounder, if they come of what is
+called a good family, and often more timid and precise if they
+are of the middle class&mdash;serves, in these days, to
+accentuate the difference of age and add a distinction to gray
+hairs.&nbsp; But their superiority is founded more deeply than by
+outward marks or gestures.&nbsp; They are before us in the march
+of man; they have more or less solved the irking problem; they
+have battled through the equinox of life; in good and evil they
+have held their course; and now, without open shame, they near
+the crown and harbour.&nbsp; It may be we have been struck with
+one of fortune&rsquo;s darts; we can scarce be civil, so cruelly
+is our spirit tossed.&nbsp; Yet long before we were so much as
+thought upon, the like calamity befell the old man or woman that
+now, with pleasant humour, rallies us upon our inattention,
+sitting composed in the holy evening of man&rsquo;s life, in the
+clear shining after rain.&nbsp; We grow ashamed of our
+distresses, new and hot and coarse, like villainous roadside
+brandy; we see life in aerial perspective, under the heavens of
+faith; and out of the worst, in the mere presence of contented
+elders, look forward and take patience.&nbsp; Fear shrinks before
+them &ldquo;like a thing reproved,&rdquo; not the flitting and
+ineffectual fear of death, but the instant, dwelling terror of
+the responsibilities and revenges of life.&nbsp; Their speech,
+indeed, is timid; they report lions in the path; they counsel a
+meticulous footing; but their serene, marred faces are more
+eloquent and tell another story.&nbsp; Where they have gone, we
+will go also, not very greatly fearing; what they have endured
+unbroken, we also, God helping us, will make a shift to bear.</p>
+<p>Not only is the presence of the aged in itself remedial, but
+their minds are stored with antidotes, wisdom&rsquo;s simples,
+plain considerations overlooked by youth.&nbsp; They have matter
+to communicate, be they never so stupid.&nbsp; Their talk is not
+merely literature, it is great literature; classic in virtue of
+the speaker&rsquo;s detachment, studded, like a book of travel,
+with things we should not otherwise have learnt.&nbsp; In virtue,
+I have said, of the speaker&rsquo;s detachment,&mdash;and this is
+why, of two old men, the one who is not your father speaks to you
+with the more sensible authority; for in the paternal relation
+the oldest have lively interests and remain still young.&nbsp;
+Thus I have known two young men great friends; each swore by the
+other&rsquo;s father; the father of each swore by the other lad;
+and yet each pair of parent and child were perpetually by the
+ears.&nbsp; This is typical: it reads like the germ of some
+kindly comedy.</p>
+<p>The old appear in conversation in two characters: the
+critically silent and the garrulous anecdotic.&nbsp; The last is
+perhaps what we look for; it is perhaps the more
+instructive.&nbsp; An old gentleman, well on in years, sits
+handsomely and naturally in the bow-window of his age, scanning
+experience with reverted eye; and chirping and smiling,
+communicates the accidents and reads the lesson of his long
+career.&nbsp; Opinions are strengthened, indeed, but they are
+also weeded out in the course of years.&nbsp; What remains
+steadily present to the eye of the retired veteran in his
+hermitage, what still ministers to his content, what still
+quickens his old honest heart&mdash;these are &ldquo;the real
+long-lived things&rdquo; that Whitman tells us to prefer.&nbsp;
+Where youth agrees with age, not where they differ, wisdom lies;
+and it is when the young disciple finds his heart to beat in tune
+with his gray-bearded teacher&rsquo;s that a lesson may be
+learned.&nbsp; I have known one old gentleman, whom I may name,
+for he is now gathered to his stock&mdash;Robert Hunter, Sheriff
+of Dumbarton, and author of an excellent law-book still re-edited
+and republished.&nbsp; Whether he was originally big or little is
+more than I can guess.&nbsp; When I knew him he was all fallen
+away and fallen in; crooked and shrunken; buckled into a stiff
+waistcoat for support; troubled by ailments, which kept him
+hobbling in and out of the room; one foot gouty; a wig for
+decency, not for deception, on his head; close shaved, except
+under his chin&mdash;and for that he never failed to apologise,
+for it went sore against the traditions of his life.&nbsp; You
+can imagine how he would fare in a novel by Miss Mather; yet this
+rag of a Chelsea veteran lived to his last year in the plenitude
+of all that is best in man, brimming with human kindness, and
+staunch as a Roman soldier under his manifold infirmities.&nbsp;
+You could not say that he had lost his memory, for he would
+repeat Shakespeare and Webster and Jeremy Taylor and Burke by the
+page together; but the parchment was filled up, there was no room
+for fresh inscriptions, and he was capable of repeating the same
+anecdote on many successive visits.&nbsp; His voice survived in
+its full power, and he took a pride in using it.&nbsp; On his
+last voyage as Commissioner of lighthouses, he hailed a ship at
+sea and made himself clearly audible without a speaking trumpet,
+ruffling the while with a proper vanity in his achievement.&nbsp;
+He had a habit of eking out his words with interrogative hems,
+which was puzzling and a little wearisome, suited ill with his
+appearance, and seemed a survival from some former stage of
+bodily portliness.&nbsp; Of yore, when he was a great pedestrian
+and no enemy to good claret, he may have pointed with these
+minute guns his allocutions to the bench.&nbsp; His humour was
+perfectly equable, set beyond the reach of fate; gout,
+rheumatism, stone and gravel might have combined their forces
+against that frail tabernacle, but when I came round on Sunday
+evening, he would lay aside Jeremy Taylor&rsquo;s <i>Life of
+Christ</i> and greet me with the same open brow, the same kind
+formality of manner.&nbsp; His opinions and sympathies dated the
+man almost to a decade.&nbsp; He had begun life, under his
+mother&rsquo;s influence, as an admirer of Junius, but on maturer
+knowledge had transferred his admiration to Burke.&nbsp; He
+cautioned me, with entire gravity, to be punctilious in writing
+English; never to forget that I was a Scotchman, that English was
+a foreign tongue, and that if I attempted the colloquial, I
+should certainly, be shamed: the remark was apposite, I suppose,
+in the days of David Hume.&nbsp; Scott was too new for him; he
+had known the author&mdash;known him, too, for a Tory; and to the
+genuine classic a contemporary is always something of a
+trouble.&nbsp; He had the old, serious love of the play; had
+even, as he was proud to tell, played a certain part in the
+history of Shakespearian revivals, for he had successfully
+pressed on Murray, of the old Edinburgh Theatre, the idea of
+producing Shakespeare&rsquo;s fairy pieces with great scenic
+display.&nbsp; A moderate in religion, he was much struck in the
+last years of his life by a conversation with two young lads,
+revivalists &ldquo;H&rsquo;m,&rdquo; he would
+say&mdash;&ldquo;new to me.&nbsp; I have
+had&mdash;h&rsquo;m&mdash;no such experience.&rdquo;&nbsp; It
+struck him, not with pain, rather with a solemn philosophic
+interest, that he, a Christian as he hoped, and a Christian of so
+old a standing, should hear these young fellows talking of his
+own subject, his own weapons that he had fought the battle of
+life with,&mdash;&ldquo;and&mdash;h&rsquo;m&mdash;not
+understand.&rdquo;&nbsp; In this wise and graceful attitude he
+did justice to himself and others, reposed unshaken in his old
+beliefs, and recognised their limits without anger or
+alarm.&nbsp; His last recorded remark, on the last night of his
+life, was after he had been arguing against Calvinism with his
+minister and was interrupted by an intolerable pang.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;After all,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;of all the &rsquo;isms,
+I know none so bad as rheumatism.&rdquo;&nbsp; My own last sight
+of him was some time before, when we dined together at an inn; he
+had been on circuit, for he stuck to his duties like a chief part
+of his existence; and I remember it as the only occasion on which
+he ever soiled his lips with slang&mdash;a thing he
+loathed.&nbsp; We were both Roberts; and as we took our places at
+table, he addressed me with a twinkle: &ldquo;We are just what
+you would call two bob.&rdquo;&nbsp; He offered me port, I
+remember, as the proper milk of youth; spoke of
+&ldquo;twenty-shilling notes&rdquo;; and throughout the meal was
+full of old-world pleasantry and quaintness, like an ancient boy
+on a holiday.&nbsp; But what I recall chiefly was his confession
+that he had never read <i>Othello</i> to an end.&nbsp;
+Shakespeare was his continual study.&nbsp; He loved nothing
+better than to display his knowledge and memory by adducing
+parallel passages from Shakespeare, passages where the same word
+was employed, or the same idea differently treated.&nbsp; But
+<i>Othello</i> had beaten him.&nbsp; &ldquo;That noble gentleman
+and that noble lady&mdash;h&rsquo;m&mdash;too painful for
+me.&rdquo;&nbsp; The same night the hoardings were covered with
+posters, &ldquo;Burlesque of <i>Othello</i>,&rdquo; and the
+contrast blazed up in my mind like a bonfire.&nbsp; An
+unforgettable look it gave me into that kind man&rsquo;s
+soul.&nbsp; His acquaintance was indeed a liberal and pious
+education.&nbsp; All the humanities were taught in that bare
+dining-room beside his gouty footstool.&nbsp; He was a piece of
+good advice; he was himself the instance that pointed and adorned
+his various talk.&nbsp; Nor could a young man have found
+elsewhere a place so set apart from envy, fear, discontent, or
+any of the passions that debase; a life so honest and composed; a
+soul like an ancient violin, so subdued to harmony, responding to
+a touch in music&mdash;as in that dining-room, with Mr. Hunter
+chatting at the eleventh hour, under the shadow of eternity,
+fearless and gentle.</p>
+<p>The second class of old people are not anecdotic; they are
+rather hearers than talkers, listening to the young with an
+amused and critical attention.&nbsp; To have this sort of
+intercourse to perfection, I think we must go to old
+ladies.&nbsp; Women are better hearers than men, to begin with;
+they learn, I fear in anguish, to bear with the tedious and
+infantile vanity of the other sex; and we will take more from a
+woman than even from the oldest man in the way of biting
+comment.&nbsp; Biting comment is the chief part, whether for
+profit or amusement, in this business.&nbsp; The old lady that I
+have in my eye is a very caustic speaker, her tongue, after years
+of practice, in absolute command, whether for silence or
+attack.&nbsp; If she chance to dislike you, you will be tempted
+to curse the malignity of age.&nbsp; But if you chance to please
+even slightly, you will be listened to with a particular laughing
+grace of sympathy, and from time to time chastised, as if in
+play, with a parasol as heavy as a pole-axe.&nbsp; It requires a
+singular art, as well as the vantage-ground of age, to deal these
+stunning corrections among the coxcombs of the young.&nbsp; The
+pill is disguised in sugar of wit; it is administered as a
+compliment&mdash;if you had not pleased, you would not have been
+censured; it is a personal affair&mdash;a hyphen, <i>a trait
+d&rsquo;union</i>, between you and your censor; age&rsquo;s
+philandering, for her pleasure and your good.&nbsp; Incontestably
+the young man feels very much of a fool; but he must be a perfect
+Malvolio, sick with self-love, if he cannot take an open buffet
+and still smile.&nbsp; The correction of silence is what kills;
+when you know you have transgressed, and your friend says nothing
+and avoids your eye.&nbsp; If a man were made of gutta-percha,
+his heart would quail at such a moment.&nbsp; But when the word
+is out, the worst is over; and a fellow with any good-humour at
+all may pass through a perfect hail of witty criticism, every
+bare place on his soul hit to the quick with a shrewd missile,
+and reappear, as if after a dive, tingling with a fine moral
+reaction, and ready, with a shrinking readiness, one-third loath,
+for a repetition of the discipline.</p>
+<p>There are few women, not well sunned and ripened, and perhaps
+toughened, who can thus stand apart from a man and say the true
+thing with a kind of genial cruelty.&nbsp; Still there are
+some&mdash;and I doubt if there be any man who can return the
+compliment.&nbsp; The class of man represented by Vernon Whitford
+in <i>The Egoist</i> says, indeed, the true thing, but he says it
+stockishly.&nbsp; Vernon is a noble fellow, and makes, by the
+way, a noble and instructive contrast to Daniel Deronda; his
+conduct is the conduct of a man of honour; but we agree with him,
+against our consciences, when he remorsefully considers
+&ldquo;its astonishing dryness.&rdquo;&nbsp; He is the best of
+men, but the best of women manage to combine all that and
+something more.&nbsp; Their very faults assist them; they are
+helped even by the falseness of their position in life.&nbsp;
+They can retire into the fortified camp of the proprieties.&nbsp;
+They can touch a subject and suppress it.&nbsp; The most adroit
+employ a somewhat elaborate reserve as a means to be frank, much
+as they wear gloves when they shake hands.&nbsp; But a man has
+the full responsibility of his freedom, cannot evade a question,
+can scarce be silent without rudeness, must answer for his words
+upon the moment, and is not seldom left face to face with a
+damning choice, between the more or less dishonourable wriggling
+of Deronda and the downright woodenness of Vernon Whitford.</p>
+<p>But the superiority of women is perpetually menaced; they do
+not sit throned on infirmities like the old; they are suitors as
+well as sovereigns; their vanity is engaged, their affections are
+too apt to follow; and hence much of the talk between the sexes
+degenerates into something unworthy of the name.&nbsp; The desire
+to please, to shine with a certain softness of lustre and to draw
+a fascinating picture of oneself, banishes from conversation all
+that is sterling and most of what is humorous.&nbsp; As soon as a
+strong current of mutual admiration begins to flow, the human
+interest triumphs entirely over the intellectual, and the
+commerce of words, consciously or not, becomes secondary to the
+commercing of eyes.&nbsp; But even where this ridiculous danger
+is avoided, and a man and woman converse equally and honestly,
+something in their nature or their education falsifies the
+strain.&nbsp; An instinct prompts them to agree; and where that
+is impossible, to agree to differ.&nbsp; Should they neglect the
+warning, at the first suspicion of an argument, they find
+themselves in different hemispheres.&nbsp; About any point of
+business or conduct, any actual affair demanding settlement, a
+woman will speak and listen, hear and answer arguments, not only
+with natural wisdom, but with candour and logical honesty.&nbsp;
+But if the subject of debate be something in the air, an
+abstraction, an excuse for talk, a logical Aunt Sally, then may
+the male debater instantly abandon hope; he may employ reason,
+adduce facts, be supple, be smiling, be angry, all shall avail
+him nothing; what the woman said first, that (unless she has
+forgotten it) she will repeat at the end.&nbsp; Hence, at the
+very junctures when a talk between men grows brighter and quicker
+and begins to promise to bear fruit, talk between the sexes is
+menaced with dissolution.&nbsp; The point of difference, the
+point of interest, is evaded by the brilliant woman, under a
+shower of irrelevant conversational rockets; it is bridged by the
+discreet woman with a rustle of silk, as she passes smoothly
+forward to the nearest point of safety.&nbsp; And this sort of
+prestidigitation, juggling the dangerous topic out of sight until
+it can be reintroduced with safety in an altered shape, is a
+piece of tactics among the true drawing-room queens.</p>
+<p>The drawing-room is, indeed, an artificial place; it is so by
+our choice and for our sins.&nbsp; The subjection of women; the
+ideal imposed upon them from the cradle, and worn, like a
+hair-shirt, with so much constancy; their motherly, superior
+tenderness to man&rsquo;s vanity and self-importance; their
+managing arts&mdash;the arts of a civilised slave among
+good-natured barbarians&mdash;are all painful ingredients and all
+help to falsify relations.&nbsp; It is not till we get clear of
+that amusing artificial scene that genuine relations are founded,
+or ideas honestly compared.&nbsp; In the garden, on the road or
+the hillside, or <i>t&ecirc;te-&agrave;-t&ecirc;te</i> and apart
+from interruptions, occasions arise when we may learn much from
+any single woman; and nowhere more often than in married
+life.&nbsp; Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by
+disputes.&nbsp; The disputes are valueless; they but ingrain the
+difference; the heroic heart of woman prompting her at once to
+nail her colours to the mast.&nbsp; But in the intervals, almost
+unconsciously and with no desire to shine, the whole material of
+life is turned over and over, ideas are struck out and shared,
+the two persons more and more adapt their notions one to suit the
+other, and in process of time, without sound of trumpet, they
+conduct each other into new worlds of thought.</p>
+<h2>CHAPTER XII. THE CHARACTER OF DOGS</h2>
+<p>The civilisation, the manners, and the morals of dog-kind are
+to a great extent subordinated to those of his ancestral master,
+man.&nbsp; This animal, in many ways so superior, has accepted a
+position of inferiority, shares the domestic life, and humours
+the caprices of the tyrant.&nbsp; But the potentate, like the
+British in India, pays small regard to the character of his
+willing client, judges him with listless glances, and condemns
+him in a byword.&nbsp; Listless have been the looks of his
+admirers, who have exhausted idle terms of praise, and buried the
+poor soul below exaggerations.&nbsp; And yet more idle and, if
+possible, more unintelligent has been the attitude of his express
+detractors; those who are very fond of dogs &ldquo;but in their
+proper place&rdquo;; who say &ldquo;poo&rsquo; fellow, poo&rsquo;
+fellow,&rdquo; and are themselves far poorer; who whet the knife
+of the vivisectionist or heat his oven; who are not ashamed to
+admire &ldquo;the creature&rsquo;s instinct&rdquo;; and flying
+far beyond folly, have dared to resuscitate the theory of animal
+machines.&nbsp; The &ldquo;dog&rsquo;s instinct&rdquo; and the
+&ldquo;automaton-dog,&rdquo; in this age of psychology and
+science, sound like strange anachronisms.&nbsp; An automaton he
+certainly is; a machine working independently of his control, the
+heart, like the mill-wheel, keeping all in motion, and the
+consciousness, like a person shut in the mill garret, enjoying
+the view out of the window and shaken by the thunder of the
+stones; an automaton in one corner of which a living spirit is
+confined: an automaton like man.&nbsp; Instinct again he
+certainly possesses.&nbsp; Inherited aptitudes are his, inherited
+frailties.&nbsp; Some things he at once views and understands, as
+though he were awakened from a sleep, as though he came
+&ldquo;trailing clouds of glory.&rdquo;&nbsp; But with him, as
+with man, the field of instinct is limited; its utterances are
+obscure and occasional; and about the far larger part of life
+both the dog and his master must conduct their steps by deduction
+and observation.</p>
+<p>The leading distinction between dog and man, after and perhaps
+before the different duration of their lives, is that the one can
+speak and that the other cannot.&nbsp; The absence of the power
+of speech confines the dog in the development of his
+intellect.&nbsp; It hinders him from many speculations, for words
+are the beginning of meta-physic.&nbsp; At the same blow it saves
+him from many superstitions, and his silence has won for him a
+higher name for virtue than his conduct justifies.&nbsp; The
+faults of the dog are many.&nbsp; He is vainer than man,
+singularly greedy of notice, singularly intolerant of ridicule,
+suspicious like the deaf, jealous to the degree of frenzy, and
+radically devoid of truth.&nbsp; The day of an intelligent small
+dog is passed in the manufacture and the laborious communication
+of falsehood; he lies with his tail, he lies with his eye, he
+lies with his protesting paw; and when he rattles his dish or
+scratches at the door his purpose is other than appears.&nbsp;
+But he has some apology to offer for the vice.&nbsp; Many of the
+signs which form his dialect have come to bear an arbitrary
+meaning, clearly understood both by his master and himself; yet
+when a new want arises he must either invent a new vehicle of
+meaning or wrest an old one to a different purpose; and this
+necessity frequently recurring must tend to lessen his idea of
+the sanctity of symbols.&nbsp; Meanwhile the dog is clear in his
+own conscience, and draws, with a human nicety, the distinction
+between formal and essential truth.&nbsp; Of his punning
+perversions, his legitimate dexterity with symbols, he is even
+vain; but when he has told and been detected in a lie, there is
+not a hair upon his body but confesses guilt.&nbsp; To a dog of
+gentlemanly feeling theft and falsehood are disgraceful
+vices.&nbsp; The canine, like the human, gentleman demands in his
+misdemeanours Montaigne&rsquo;s &ldquo;<i>je ne sais quoi de
+g&eacute;n&eacute;reux</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; He is never more than
+half ashamed of having barked or bitten; and for those faults
+into which he has been led by the desire to shine before a lady
+of his race, he retains, even under physical correction, a share
+of pride.&nbsp; But to be caught lying, if he understands it,
+instantly uncurls his fleece.</p>
+<p>Just as among dull observers he preserves a name for truth,
+the dog has been credited with modesty.&nbsp; It is amazing how
+the use of language blunts the faculties of man&mdash;that
+because vain glory finds no vent in words, creatures supplied
+with eyes have been unable to detect a fault so gross and
+obvious.&nbsp; If a small spoiled dog were suddenly to be endowed
+with speech, he would prate interminably, and still about
+himself; when we had friends, we should be forced to lock him in
+a garret; and what with his whining jealousies and his foible for
+falsehood, in a year&rsquo;s time he would have gone far to weary
+out our love.&nbsp; I was about to compare him to Sir Willoughby
+Patterne, but the Patternes have a manlier sense of their own
+merits; and the parallel, besides, is ready.&nbsp; Hans Christian
+Andersen, as we behold him in his startling memoirs, thrilling
+from top to toe with an excruciating vanity, and scouting even
+along the street for shadows of offence&mdash;here was the
+talking dog.</p>
+<p>It is just this rage for consideration that has betrayed the
+dog into his satellite position as the friend of man.&nbsp; The
+cat, an animal of franker appetites, preserves his
+independence.&nbsp; But the dog, with one eye ever on the
+audience, has been wheedled into slavery, and praised and patted
+into the renunciation of his nature.&nbsp; Once he ceased hunting
+and became man&rsquo;s plate-licker, the Rubicon was
+crossed.&nbsp; Thenceforth he was a gentleman of leisure; and
+except the few whom we keep working, the whole race grew more and
+more self-conscious, mannered and affected.&nbsp; The number of
+things that a small dog does naturally is strangely small.&nbsp;
+Enjoying better spirits and not crushed under material cares, he
+is far more theatrical than average man.&nbsp; His whole life, if
+he be a dog of any pretension to gallantry, is spent in a vain
+show, and in the hot pursuit of admiration.&nbsp; Take out your
+puppy for a walk, and you will find the little ball of fur
+clumsy, stupid, bewildered, but natural.&nbsp; Let but a few
+months pass, and when you repeat the process you will find nature
+buried in convention.&nbsp; He will do nothing plainly; but the
+simplest processes of our material life will all be bent into the
+forms of an elaborate and mysterious etiquette.&nbsp; Instinct,
+says the fool, has awakened.&nbsp; But it is not so.&nbsp; Some
+dogs&mdash;some, at the very least&mdash;if they be kept separate
+from others, remain quite natural; and these, when at length they
+meet with a companion of experience, and have the game explained
+to them, distinguish themselves by the severity of their devotion
+to its rules.&nbsp; I wish I were allowed to tell a story which
+would radiantly illuminate the point; but men, like dogs, have an
+elaborate and mysterious etiquette.&nbsp; It is their bond of
+sympathy that both are the children of convention.</p>
+<p>The person, man or dog, who has a conscience is eternally
+condemned to some degree of humbug; the sense of the law in their
+members fatally precipitates either towards a frozen and affected
+bearing.&nbsp; And the converse is true; and in the elaborate and
+conscious manners of the dog, moral opinions and the love of the
+ideal stand confessed.&nbsp; To follow for ten minutes in the
+street some swaggering, canine cavalier, is to receive a lesson
+in dramatic art and the cultured conduct of the body; in every
+act and gesture you see him true to a refined conception; and the
+dullest cur, beholding him, pricks up his ear and proceeds to
+imitate and parody that charming ease.&nbsp; For to be a
+high-mannered and high-minded gentleman, careless, affable, and
+gay, is the inborn pretension of the dog.&nbsp; The large dog, so
+much lazier, so much more weighed upon with matter, so majestic
+in repose, so beautiful in effort, is born with the dramatic
+means to wholly represent the part.&nbsp; And it is more pathetic
+and perhaps more instructive to consider the small dog in his
+conscientious and imperfect efforts to outdo Sir Philip
+Sidney.&nbsp; For the ideal of the dog is feudal and religious;
+the ever-present polytheism, the whip-bearing Olympus of mankind,
+rules them on the one hand; on the other, their singular
+difference of size and strength among themselves effectually
+prevents the appearance of the democratic notion.&nbsp; Or we
+might more exactly compare their society to the curious spectacle
+presented by a school&mdash;ushers, monitors, and big and little
+boys&mdash;qualified by one circumstance, the introduction of the
+other sex.&nbsp; In each, we should observe a somewhat similar
+tension of manner, and somewhat similar points of honour.&nbsp;
+In each the larger animal keeps a contemptuous good humour; in
+each the smaller annoys him with wasp-like impudence, certain of
+practical immunity; in each we shall find a double life producing
+double characters, and an excursive and noisy heroism combined
+with a fair amount of practical timidity.&nbsp; I have known
+dogs, and I have known school heroes that, set aside the fur,
+could hardly have been told apart; and if we desire to understand
+the chivalry of old, we must turn to the school playfields or the
+dungheap where the dogs are trooping.</p>
+<p>Woman, with the dog, has been long enfranchised.&nbsp;
+Incessant massacre of female innocents has changed the
+proportions of the sexes and perverted their relations.&nbsp;
+Thus, when we regard the manners of the dog, we see a romantic
+and monogamous animal, once perhaps as delicate as the cat, at
+war with impossible conditions.&nbsp; Man has much to answer for;
+and the part he plays is yet more damnable and parlous than
+Corin&rsquo;s in the eyes of Touchstone.&nbsp; But his
+intervention has at least created an imperial situation for the
+rare surviving ladies.&nbsp; In that society they reign without a
+rival: conscious queens; and in the only instance of a canine
+wife-beater that has ever fallen under my notice, the criminal
+was somewhat excused by the circumstances of his story.&nbsp; He
+is a little, very alert, well-bred, intelligent Skye, as black as
+a hat, with a wet bramble for a nose and two cairngorms for
+eyes.&nbsp; To the human observer, he is decidedly well-looking;
+but to the ladies of his race he seems abhorrent.&nbsp; A
+thorough elaborate gentleman, of the plume and sword-knot order,
+he was born with a nice sense of gallantry to women.&nbsp; He
+took at their hands the most outrageous treatment; I have heard
+him bleating like a sheep, I have seen him streaming blood, and
+his ear tattered like a regimental banner; and yet he would scorn
+to make reprisals.&nbsp; Nay more, when a human lady upraised the
+contumelious whip against the very dame who had been so cruelly
+misusing him, my little great-heart gave but one hoarse cry and
+fell upon the tyrant tooth and nail.&nbsp; This is the tale of a
+soul&rsquo;s tragedy.&nbsp; After three years of unavailing
+chivalry, he suddenly, in one hour, threw off the yoke of
+obligation; had he been Shakespeare he would then have written
+<i>Troilus and Cressida</i> to brand the offending sex; but being
+only a little dog, he began to bite them.&nbsp; The surprise of
+the ladies whom he attacked indicated the monstrosity of his
+offence; but he had fairly beaten off his better angel, fairly
+committed moral suicide; for almost in the same hour, throwing
+aside the last rags of decency, he proceeded to attack the aged
+also.&nbsp; The fact is worth remark, showing, as it does, that
+ethical laws are common both to dogs and men; and that with both
+a single deliberate violation of the conscience loosens
+all.&nbsp; &ldquo;But while the lamp holds on to burn,&rdquo;
+says the paraphrase, &ldquo;the greatest sinner may
+return.&rdquo;&nbsp; I have been cheered to see symptoms of
+effectual penitence in my sweet ruffian; and by the handling that
+he accepted uncomplainingly the other day from an indignant fair
+one, I begin to hope the period of <i>Sturm und Drang</i> is
+closed.</p>
+<p>All these little gentlemen are subtle casuists.&nbsp; The duty
+to the female dog is plain; but where competing duties rise, down
+they will sit and study them out, like Jesuit confessors.&nbsp; I
+knew another little Skye, somewhat plain in manner and
+appearance, but a creature compact of amiability and solid
+wisdom.&nbsp; His family going abroad for a winter, he was
+received for that period by an uncle in the same city.&nbsp; The
+winter over, his own family home again, and his own house (of
+which he was very proud) reopened, he found himself in a dilemma
+between two conflicting duties of loyalty and gratitude.&nbsp;
+His old friends were not to be neglected, but it seemed hardly
+decent to desert the new.&nbsp; This was how he solved the
+problem.&nbsp; Every morning, as soon as the door was opened, off
+posted Coolin to his uncle&rsquo;s, visited the children in the
+nursery, saluted the whole family, and was back at home in time
+for breakfast and his bit of fish.&nbsp; Nor was this done
+without a sacrifice on his part, sharply felt; for he had to
+forego the particular honour and jewel of his day&mdash;his
+morning&rsquo;s walk with my father.&nbsp; And, perhaps from this
+cause, he gradually wearied of and relaxed the practice, and at
+length returned entirely to his ancient habits.&nbsp; But the
+same decision served him in another and more distressing case of
+divided duty, which happened not long after.&nbsp; He was not at
+all a kitchen dog, but the cook had nursed him with unusual
+kindness during the distemper; and though he did not adore her as
+he adored my father&mdash;although (born snob) he was critically
+conscious of her position as &ldquo;only a
+servant&rdquo;&mdash;he still cherished for her a special
+gratitude.&nbsp; Well, the cook left, and retired some streets
+away to lodgings of her own; and there was Coolin in precisely
+the same situation with any young gentleman who has had the
+inestimable benefit of a faithful nurse.&nbsp; The canine
+conscience did not solve the problem with a pound of tea at
+Christmas.&nbsp; No longer content to pay a flying visit, it was
+the whole forenoon that he dedicated to his solitary
+friend.&nbsp; And so, day by day, he continued to comfort her
+solitude until (for some reason which I could never understand
+and cannot approve) he was kept locked up to break him of the
+graceful habit.&nbsp; Here, it is not the similarity, it is the
+difference, that is worthy of remark; the clearly marked degrees
+of gratitude and the proportional duration of his visits.&nbsp;
+Anything further removed from instinct it were hard to fancy; and
+one is even stirred to a certain impatience with a character so
+destitute of spontaneity, so passionless in justice, and so
+priggishly obedient to the voice of reason.</p>
+<p>There are not many dogs like this good Coolin, and not many
+people.&nbsp; But the type is one well marked, both in the human
+and the canine family.&nbsp; Gallantry was not his aim, but a
+solid and somewhat oppressive respectability.&nbsp; He was a
+sworn foe to the unusual and the conspicuous, a praiser of the
+golden mean, a kind of city uncle modified by Cheeryble.&nbsp;
+And as he was precise and conscientious in all the steps of his
+own blameless course, he looked for the same precision and an
+even greater gravity in the bearing of his deity, my
+father.&nbsp; It was no sinecure to be Coolin&rsquo;s idol: he
+was exacting like a rigid parent; and at every sign of levity in
+the man whom he respected, he announced loudly the death of
+virtue and the proximate fall of the pillars of the earth.</p>
+<p>I have called him a snob; but all dogs are so, though in
+varying degrees.&nbsp; It is hard to follow their snobbery among
+themselves; for though I think we can perceive distinctions of
+rank, we cannot grasp what is the criterion.&nbsp; Thus in
+Edinburgh, in a good part of the town, there were several
+distinct societies or clubs that met in the morning to&mdash;the
+phrase is technical&mdash;to &ldquo;rake the backets&rdquo; in a
+troop.&nbsp; A friend of mine, the master of three dogs, was one
+day surprised to observe that they had left one club and joined
+another; but whether it was a rise or a fall, and the result of
+an invitation or an expulsion, was more than he could
+guess.&nbsp; And this illustrates pointedly our ignorance of the
+real life of dogs, their social ambitions and their social
+hierarchies.&nbsp; At least, in their dealings with men they are
+not only conscious of sex, but of the difference of
+station.&nbsp; And that in the most snobbish manner; for the poor
+man&rsquo;s dog is not offended by the notice of the rich, and
+keeps all his ugly feeling for those poorer or more ragged than
+his master.&nbsp; And again, for every station they have an ideal
+of behaviour, to which the master, under pain of derogation, will
+do wisely to conform.&nbsp; How often has not a cold glance of an
+eye informed me that my dog was disappointed; and how much more
+gladly would he not have taken a beating than to be thus wounded
+in the seat of piety!</p>
+<p>I knew one disrespectable dog.&nbsp; He was far liker a cat;
+cared little or nothing for men, with whom he merely coexisted as
+we do with cattle, and was entirely devoted to the art of
+poaching.&nbsp; A house would not hold him, and to live in a town
+was what he refused.&nbsp; He led, I believe, a life of troubled
+but genuine pleasure, and perished beyond all question in a
+trap.&nbsp; But this was an exception, a marked reversion to the
+ancestral type; like the hairy human infant.&nbsp; The true dog
+of the nineteenth century, to judge by the remainder of my fairly
+large acquaintance, is in love with respectability.&nbsp; A
+street-dog was once adopted by a lady.&nbsp; While still an Arab,
+he had done as Arabs do, gambolling in the mud, charging into
+butchers&rsquo; stalls, a cat-hunter, a sturdy beggar, a common
+rogue and vagabond; but with his rise into society he laid aside
+these inconsistent pleasures.&nbsp; He stole no more, he hunted
+no more cats; and conscious of his collar, he ignored his old
+companions.&nbsp; Yet the canine upper class was never brought to
+recognise the upstart, and from that hour, except for human
+countenance, he was alone.&nbsp; Friendless, shorn of his sports
+and the habits of a lifetime, he still lived in a glory of
+happiness, content with his acquired respectability, and with no
+care but to support it solemnly.&nbsp; Are we to condemn or
+praise this self-made dog?&nbsp; We praise his human
+brother.&nbsp; And thus to conquer vicious habits is as rare with
+dogs as with men.&nbsp; With the more part, for all their
+scruple-mongering and moral thought, the vices that are born with
+them remain invincible throughout; and they live all their years,
+glorying in their virtues, but still the slaves of their
+defects.&nbsp; Thus the sage Coolin was a thief to the last;
+among a thousand peccadilloes, a whole goose and a whole cold leg
+of mutton lay upon his conscience; but Woggs, <a
+name="citation128"></a><a href="#footnote128"
+class="citation">[128]</a> whose soul&rsquo;s shipwreck in the
+matter of gallantry I have recounted above, has only twice been
+known to steal, and has often nobly conquered the
+temptation.&nbsp; The eighth is his favourite commandment.&nbsp;
+There is something painfully human in these unequal virtues and
+mortal frailties of the best.&nbsp; Still more painful is the
+bearing of those &ldquo;stammering professors&rdquo; in the house
+of sickness and under the terror of death.&nbsp; It is beyond a
+doubt to me that, somehow or other, the dog connects together, or
+confounds, the uneasiness of sickness and the consciousness of
+guilt.&nbsp; To the pains of the body he often adds the tortures
+of the conscience; and at these times his haggard protestations
+form, in regard to the human deathbed, a dreadful parody or
+parallel.</p>
+<p>I once supposed that I had found an inverse relation between
+the double etiquette which dogs obey; and that those who were
+most addicted to the showy street life among other dogs were less
+careful in the practice of home virtues for the tyrant man.&nbsp;
+But the female dog, that mass of carneying affectations, shines
+equally in either sphere; rules her rough posse of attendant
+swains with unwearying tact and gusto; and with her master and
+mistress pushes the arts of insinuation to their crowning
+point.&nbsp; The attention of man and the regard of other dogs
+flatter (it would thus appear) the same sensibility; but perhaps,
+if we could read the canine heart, they would be found to flatter
+it in very different degrees.&nbsp; Dogs live with man as
+courtiers round a monarch, steeped in the flattery of his notice
+and enriched with sinecures.&nbsp; To push their favour in this
+world of pickings and caresses is, perhaps, the business of their
+lives; and their joys may lie outside.&nbsp; I am in despair at
+our persistent ignorance.&nbsp; I read in the lives of our
+companions the same processes of reason, the same antique and
+fatal conflicts of the right against the wrong, and of unbitted
+nature with too rigid custom; I see them with our weaknesses,
+vain, false, inconstant against appetite, and with our one stalk
+of virtue, devoted to the dream of an ideal; and yet, as they
+hurry by me on the street with tail in air, or come singly to
+solicit my regard, I must own the secret purport of their lives
+is still inscrutable to man.&nbsp; Is man the friend, or is he
+the patron only?&nbsp; Have they indeed forgotten nature&rsquo;s
+voice? or are those moments snatched from courtiership when they
+touch noses with the tinker&rsquo;s mongrel, the brief reward and
+pleasure of their artificial lives?&nbsp; Doubtless, when man
+shares with his dog the toils of a profession and the pleasures
+of an art, as with the shepherd or the poacher, the affection
+warms and strengthens till it fills the soul.&nbsp; But
+doubtless, also, the masters are, in many cases, the object of a
+merely interested cultus, sitting aloft like Louis Quatorze,
+giving and receiving flattery and favour; and the dogs, like the
+majority of men, have but foregone their true existence and
+become the dupes of their ambition.</p>
+<h2>CHAPTER XIII. A PENNY PLAIN AND TWOPENCE COLOURED</h2>
+<p>These words will be familiar to all students of Skelt&rsquo;s
+Juvenile Drama.&nbsp; That national monument, after having
+changed its name to Park&rsquo;s, to Webb&rsquo;s, to
+Redington&rsquo;s, and last of all to Pollock&rsquo;s, has now
+become, for the most part, a memory.&nbsp; Some of its pillars,
+like Stonehenge, are still afoot, the rest clean vanished.&nbsp;
+It may be the Museum numbers a full set; and Mr. Ionides perhaps,
+or else her gracious Majesty, may boast their great collections;
+but to the plain private person they are become, like Raphaels,
+unattainable.&nbsp; I have, at different times, possessed
+<i>Aladdin</i>, <i>The Red Rover</i>, <i>The Blind Boy</i>,
+<i>The Old Oak Chest</i>, <i>The Wood D&aelig;mon</i>, <i>Jack
+Sheppard</i>, <i>The Miller and his Men</i>, <i>Der
+Freisch&uuml;tz</i>, <i>The Smuggler</i>, <i>The Forest of
+Bondy</i>, <i>Robin Hood</i>, <i>The Waterman</i>, <i>Richard
+I.</i>, <i>My Poll and my Partner Joe</i>, <i>The Inchcape
+Bell</i> (imperfect), and <i>Three-Fingered Jack</i>, <i>The
+Terror of Jamaica</i>; and I have assisted others in the
+illumination of <i>Maid of the Inn</i> and <i>The Battle of
+Waterloo</i>.&nbsp; In this roll-call of stirring names you read
+the evidences of a happy childhood; and though not half of them
+are still to be procured of any living stationer, in the mind of
+their once happy owner all survive, kaleidoscopes of changing
+pictures, echoes of the past.</p>
+<p>There stands, I fancy, to this day (but now how fallen!) a
+certain stationer&rsquo;s shop at a corner of the wide
+thoroughfare that joins the city of my childhood with the
+sea.&nbsp; When, upon any Saturday, we made a party to behold the
+ships, we passed that corner; and since in those days I loved a
+ship as a man loves Burgundy or daybreak, this of itself had been
+enough to hallow it.&nbsp; But there was more than that.&nbsp; In
+the Leith Walk window, all the year round, there stood displayed
+a theatre in working order, with a &ldquo;forest set,&rdquo; a
+&ldquo;combat,&rdquo; and a few &ldquo;robbers carousing&rdquo;
+in the slides; and below and about, dearer tenfold to me! the
+plays themselves, those budgets of romance, lay tumbled one upon
+another.&nbsp; Long and often have I lingered there with empty
+pockets.&nbsp; One figure, we shall say, was visible in the first
+plate of characters, bearded, pistol in hand, or drawing to his
+ear the clothyard arrow; I would spell the name: was it Macaire,
+or Long Tom Coffin, or Grindoff, 2d dress?&nbsp; O, how I would
+long to see the rest! how&mdash;if the name by chance were
+hidden&mdash;I would wonder in what play he figured, and what
+immortal legend justified his attitude and strange apparel!&nbsp;
+And then to go within, to announce yourself as an intending
+purchaser, and, closely watched, be suffered to undo those
+bundles and breathlessly devour those pages of gesticulating
+villains, epileptic combats, bosky forests, palaces and
+war-ships, frowning fortresses and prison vaults&mdash;it was a
+giddy joy.&nbsp; That shop, which was dark and smelt of Bibles,
+was a loadstone rock for all that bore the name of boy.&nbsp;
+They could not pass it by, nor, having entered, leave it.&nbsp;
+It was a place besieged; the shopmen, like the Jews rebuilding
+Salem, had a double task.&nbsp; They kept us at the stick&rsquo;s
+end, frowned us down, snatched each play out of our hand ere we
+were trusted with another, and, increditable as it may sound,
+used to demand of us upon our entrance, like banditti, if we came
+with money or with empty hand.&nbsp; Old Mr. Smith himself, worn
+out with my eternal vacillation, once swept the treasures from
+before me, with the cry: &ldquo;I do not believe, child, that you
+are an intending purchaser at all!&rdquo;&nbsp; These were the
+dragons of the garden; but for such joys of paradise we could
+have faced the Terror of Jamaica himself.&nbsp; Every sheet we
+fingered was another lightning glance into obscure, delicious
+story; it was like wallowing in the raw stuff of
+story-books.&nbsp; I know nothing to compare with it save now and
+then in dreams, when I am privileged to read in certain unwrit
+stories of adventure, from which I awake to find the world all
+vanity.&nbsp; The <i>crux</i> of Buridan&rsquo;s donkey was as
+nothing to the uncertainty of the boy as he handled and lingered
+and doated on these bundles of delight; there was a physical
+pleasure in the sight and touch of them which he would jealously
+prolong; and when at length the deed was done, the play selected,
+and the impatient shopman had brushed the rest into the gray
+portfolio, and the boy was forth again, a little late for dinner,
+the lamps springing into light in the blue winter&rsquo;s even,
+and <i>The Miller</i>, or <i>The Rover</i>, or some kindred drama
+clutched against his side&mdash;on what gay feet he ran, and how
+he laughed aloud in exultation!&nbsp; I can hear that laughter
+still.&nbsp; Out of all the years of my life, I can recall but
+one home-coming to compare with these, and that was on the night
+when I brought back with me the <i>Arabian Entertainments</i> in
+the fat, old, double-columned volume with the prints.&nbsp; I was
+just well into the story of the Hunchback, I remember, when my
+clergyman-grandfather (a man we counted pretty stiff) came in
+behind me.&nbsp; I grew blind with terror.&nbsp; But instead of
+ordering the book away, he said he envied me.&nbsp; Ah, well he
+might!</p>
+<p>The purchase and the first half-hour at home, that was the
+summit.&nbsp; Thenceforth the interest declined by little and
+little.&nbsp; The fable, as set forth in the play-book, proved to
+be not worthy of the scenes and characters: what fable would
+not?&nbsp; Such passages as: &ldquo;Scene 6. The Hermitage.&nbsp;
+Night set scene.&nbsp; Place back of scene 1, No. 2, at back of
+stage and hermitage, Fig. 2, out of set piece, R. H. in a
+slanting direction&rdquo;&mdash;such passages, I say, though very
+practical, are hardly to be called good reading.&nbsp; Indeed, as
+literature, these dramas did not much appeal to me.&nbsp; I
+forget the very outline of the plots.&nbsp; Of <i>The Blind
+Boy</i>, beyond the fact that he was a most injured prince and
+once, I think, abducted, I know nothing.&nbsp; And <i>The Old Oak
+Chest</i>, what was it all about? that proscript (1st dress),
+that prodigious number of banditti, that old woman with the
+broom, and the magnificent kitchen in the third act (was it in
+the third?)&mdash;they are all fallen in a deliquium, swim
+faintly in my brain, and mix and vanish.</p>
+<p>I cannot deny that joy attended the illumination; nor can I
+quite forget that child who, wilfully foregoing pleasure, stoops
+to &ldquo;twopence coloured.&rdquo;&nbsp; With crimson lake (hark
+to the sound of it&mdash;crimson lake!&mdash;the horns of
+elf-land are not richer on the ear)&mdash;with crimson lake and
+Prussian blue a certain purple is to be compounded which, for
+cloaks especially, Titian could not equal.&nbsp; The latter
+colour with gamboge, a hated name although an exquisite pigment,
+supplied a green of such a savoury greenness that to-day my heart
+regrets it.&nbsp; Nor can I recall without a tender weakness the
+very aspect of the water where I dipped my brush.&nbsp; Yes,
+there was pleasure in the painting.&nbsp; But when all was
+painted, it is needless to deny it, all was spoiled.&nbsp; You
+might, indeed, set up a scene or two to look at; but to cut the
+figures out was simply sacrilege; nor could any child twice court
+the tedium, the worry, and the long-drawn disenchantment of an
+actual performance.&nbsp; Two days after the purchase the honey
+had been sucked.&nbsp; Parents used to complain; they thought I
+wearied of my play.&nbsp; It was not so: no more than a person
+can be said to have wearied of his dinner when he leaves the
+bones and dishes; I had got the marrow of it and said grace.</p>
+<p>Then was the time to turn to the back of the play-book and to
+study that enticing double file of names, where poetry, for the
+true child of Skelt, reigned happy and glorious like her Majesty
+the Queen.&nbsp; Much as I have travelled in these realms of
+gold, I have yet seen, upon that map or abstract, names of El
+Dorados that still haunt the ear of memory, and are still but
+names.&nbsp; <i>The Floating Beacon</i>&mdash;why was that denied
+me? or <i>The Wreck Ashore</i>?&nbsp; <i>Sixteen-String Jack</i>
+whom I did not even guess to be a highwayman, troubled me awake
+and haunted my slumbers; and there is one sequence of three from
+that enchanted calender that I still at times recall, like a
+loved verse of poetry: <i>Lodoiska</i>, <i>Silver Palace</i>,
+<i>Echo of Westminster Bridge</i>.&nbsp; Names, bare names, are
+surely more to children than we poor, grown-up, obliterated fools
+remember.</p>
+<p>The name of Skelt itself has always seemed a part and parcel
+of the charm of his productions.&nbsp; It may be different with
+the rose, but the attraction of this paper drama sensibly
+declined when Webb had crept into the rubric: a poor cuckoo,
+flaunting in Skelt&rsquo;s nest.&nbsp; And now we have reached
+Pollock, sounding deeper gulfs.&nbsp; Indeed, this name of Skelt
+appears so stagey and piratic, that I will adopt it boldly to
+design these qualities.&nbsp; Skeltery, then, is a quality of
+much art.&nbsp; It is even to be found, with reverence be it
+said, among the works of nature.&nbsp; The stagey is its generic
+name; but it is an old, insular, home-bred staginess; not French,
+domestically British; not of to-day, but smacking of O. Smith,
+Fitzball, and the great age of melodrama: a peculiar fragrance
+haunting it; uttering its unimportant message in a tone of voice
+that has the charm of fresh antiquity.&nbsp; I will not insist
+upon the art of Skelt&rsquo;s purveyors.&nbsp; These wonderful
+characters that once so thrilled our soul with their bold
+attitude, array of deadly engines and incomparable costume,
+to-day look somewhat pallidly; the extreme hard favour of the
+heroine strikes me, I had almost said with pain; the
+villain&rsquo;s scowl no longer thrills me like a trumpet; and
+the scenes themselves, those once unparalleled landscapes, seem
+the efforts of a prentice hand.&nbsp; So much of fault we find;
+but on the other side the impartial critic rejoices to remark the
+presence of a great unity of gusto; of those direct clap-trap
+appeals, which a man is dead and buriable when he fails to
+answer; of the footlight glamour, the ready-made, bare-faced,
+transpontine picturesque, a thing not one with cold reality, but
+how much dearer to the mind!</p>
+<p>The scenery of Skeltdom&mdash;or, shall we say, the kingdom of
+Transpontus?&mdash;had a prevailing character.&nbsp; Whether it
+set forth Poland as in <i>The Blind Boy</i>, or Bohemia with
+<i>The Miller and his Men</i>, or Italy with <i>The Old Oak
+Chest</i>, still it was Transpontus.&nbsp; A botanist could tell
+it by the plants.&nbsp; The hollyhock was all pervasive, running
+wild in deserts; the dock was common, and the bending reed; and
+overshadowing these were poplar, palm, potato tree, and
+<i>Quercus Skeltica</i>&mdash;brave growths.&nbsp; The caves were
+all embowelled in the Surreyside formation; the soil was all
+betrodden by the light pump of T. P. Cooke.&nbsp; Skelt, to be
+sure, had yet another, an oriental string: he held the gorgeous
+east in fee; and in the new quarter of Hy&egrave;res, say, in the
+garden of the Hotel des Iles d&rsquo;Or, you may behold these
+blessed visions realised.&nbsp; But on these I will not dwell;
+they were an outwork; it was in the occidental scenery that Skelt
+was all himself.&nbsp; It had a strong flavour of England; it was
+a sort of indigestion of England and drop-scenes, and I am bound
+to say was charming.&nbsp; How the roads wander, how the castle
+sits upon the hill, how the sun eradiates from behind the cloud,
+and how the congregated clouds themselves up-roll, as stiff as
+bolsters!&nbsp; Here is the cottage interior, the usual first
+flat, with the cloak upon the nail, the rosaries of onions, the
+gun and powder-horn and corner-cupboard; here is the inn (this
+drama must be nautical, I foresee Captain Luff and Bold Bob
+Bowsprit) with the red curtain, pipes, spittoons, and eight-day
+clock; and there again is that impressive dungeon with the
+chains, which was so dull to colour.&nbsp; England, the hedgerow
+elms, the thin brick houses, windmills, glimpses of the navigable
+Thames&mdash;England, when at last I came to visit it, was only
+Skelt made evident: to cross the border was, for the Scotsman, to
+come home to Skelt; there was the inn-sign and there the
+horse-trough, all foreshadowed in the faithful Skelt.&nbsp; If,
+at the ripe age of fourteen years, I bought a certain cudgel, got
+a friend to load it, and thenceforward walked the tame ways of
+the earth my own ideal, radiating pure romance&mdash;still I was
+but a puppet in the hand of Skelt; the original of that regretted
+bludgeon, and surely the antitype of all the bludgeon kind,
+greatly improved from Cruikshank, had adorned the hand of
+Jonathan Wild, pl. <span class="smcap">i</span>.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;This is mastering me,&rdquo; as Whitman cries, upon some
+lesser provocation.&nbsp; What am I? what are life, art, letters,
+the world, but what my Skelt has made them?&nbsp; He stamped
+himself upon my immaturity.&nbsp; The world was plain before I
+knew him, a poor penny world; but soon it was all coloured with
+romance.&nbsp; If I go to the theatre to see a good old
+melodrama, &rsquo;tis but Skelt a little faded.&nbsp; If I visit
+a bold scene in nature, Skelt would have been bolder; there had
+been certainly a castle on that mountain, and the hollow
+tree&mdash;that set piece&mdash;I seem to miss it in the
+foreground.&nbsp; Indeed, out of this cut-and-dry, dull,
+swaggering, obtrusive, and infantile art, I seem to have learned
+the very spirit of my life&rsquo;s enjoyment; met there the
+shadows of the characters I was to read about and love in a late
+future; got the romance of <i>Der Freisch&uuml;tz</i> long ere I
+was to hear of Weber or the mighty Formes; acquired a gallery of
+scenes and characters with which, in the silent theatre of the
+brain, I might enact all novels and romances; and took from these
+rude cuts an enduring and transforming pleasure.&nbsp;
+Reader&mdash;and yourself?</p>
+<p>A word of moral: it appears that B. Pollock, late J.
+Redington, No. 73 Hoxton Street, not only publishes twenty-three
+of these old stage favourites, but owns the necessary plates and
+displays a modest readiness to issue other thirty-three.&nbsp; If
+you love art, folly, or the bright eyes of children, speed to
+Pollock&rsquo;s, or to Clarke&rsquo;s of Garrick Street.&nbsp; In
+Pollock&rsquo;s list of publicanda I perceive a pair of my
+ancient aspirations: <i>Wreck Ashore</i> and <i>Sixteen-String
+Jack</i>; and I cherish the belief that when these shall see once
+more the light of day, B. Pollock will remember this
+apologist.&nbsp; But, indeed, I have a dream at times that is not
+all a dream.&nbsp; I seem to myself to wander in a ghostly
+street&mdash;E. W., I think, the postal district&mdash;close
+below the fool&rsquo;s-cap of St. Paul&rsquo;s, and yet within
+easy hearing of the echo of the Abbey bridge.&nbsp; There in a
+dim shop, low in the roof and smelling strong of glue and
+footlights, I find myself in quaking treaty with great Skelt
+himself, the aboriginal all dusty from the tomb.&nbsp; I buy,
+with what a choking heart&mdash;I buy them all, all but the
+pantomimes; I pay my mental money, and go forth; and lo! the
+packets are dust.</p>
+<h2>CHAPTER XIV. A GOSSIP ON A NOVEL OF DUMAS&rsquo;S</h2>
+<p>The books that we re-read the oftenest are not always those
+that we admire the most; we choose and we re-visit them for many
+and various reasons, as we choose and revisit human
+friends.&nbsp; One or two of Scott&rsquo;s novels, Shakespeare,
+Moli&egrave;re, Montaigne, <i>The Egoist</i>, and the <i>Vicomte
+de Bragelonne</i>, form the inner circle of my intimates.&nbsp;
+Behind these comes a good troop of dear acquaintances; <i>The
+Pilgrim&rsquo;s Progress</i> in the front rank, <i>The Bible in
+Spain</i> not far behind.&nbsp; There are besides a certain
+number that look at me with reproach as I pass them by on my
+shelves: books that I once thumbed and studied: houses which were
+once like home to me, but where I now rarely visit.&nbsp; I am on
+these sad terms (and blush to confess it) with Wordsworth,
+Horace, Burns and Hazlitt.&nbsp; Last of all, there is the class
+of book that has its hour of brilliancy&mdash;glows, sings,
+charms, and then fades again into insignificance until the fit
+return.&nbsp; Chief of those who thus smile and frown on me by
+turns, I must name Virgil and Herrick, who, were they but</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Their sometime selves the same throughout
+the year,&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>must have stood in the first company with the six names of my
+continual literary intimates.&nbsp; To these six, incongruous as
+they seem, I have long been faithful, and hope to be faithful to
+the day of death.&nbsp; I have never read the whole of Montaigne,
+but I do not like to be long without reading some of him, and my
+delight in what I do read never lessens.&nbsp; Of Shakespeare I
+have read all but <i>Richard III.</i>, <i>Henry VI.</i>, <i>Titus
+Andronicus</i>, and <i>All&rsquo;s Well that Ends Well</i>; and
+these, having already made all suitable endeavour, I now know
+that I shall never read&mdash;to make up for which unfaithfulness
+I could read much of the rest for ever.&nbsp; Of
+Moli&egrave;re&mdash;surely the next greatest name of
+Christendom&mdash;I could tell a very similar story; but in a
+little corner of a little essay these princes are too much out of
+place, and I prefer to pay my fealty and pass on.&nbsp; How often
+I have read <i>Guy Mannering</i>, <i>Rob Roy</i>, or
+<i>Redgauntlet</i>, I have no means of guessing, having begun
+young.&nbsp; But it is either four or five times that I have read
+<i>The Egoist</i>, and either five or six that I have read the
+<i>Vicomte de Bragelonne</i>.</p>
+<p>Some, who would accept the others, may wonder that I should
+have spent so much of this brief life of ours over a work so
+little famous as the last.&nbsp; And, indeed, I am surprised
+myself; not at my own devotion, but the coldness of the
+world.&nbsp; My acquaintance with the <i>Vicomte</i> began,
+somewhat indirectly, in the year of grace 1863, when I had the
+advantage of studying certain illustrated dessert plates in a
+hotel at Nice.&nbsp; The name of d&rsquo;Artagnan in the legends
+I already saluted like an old friend, for I had met it the year
+before in a work of Miss Yonge&rsquo;s.&nbsp; My first perusal
+was in one of those pirated editions that swarmed at that time
+out of Brussels, and ran to such a troop of neat and dwarfish
+volumes.&nbsp; I understood but little of the merits of the book;
+my strongest memory is of the execution of d&rsquo;Eym&eacute;ric
+and Lyodot&mdash;a strange testimony to the dulness of a boy, who
+could enjoy the rough-and-tumble in the Place de Gr&ecirc;ve, and
+forget d&rsquo;Artagnan&rsquo;s visits to the two
+financiers.&nbsp; My next reading was in winter-time, when I
+lived alone upon the Pentlands.&nbsp; I would return in the early
+night from one of my patrols with the shepherd; a friendly face
+would meet me in the door, a friendly retriever scurry upstairs
+to fetch my slippers; and I would sit down with the
+<i>Vicomte</i> for a long, silent, solitary lamp-light evening by
+the fire.&nbsp; And yet I know not why I call it silent, when it
+was enlivened with such a clatter of horse-shoes, and such a
+rattle of musketry, and such a stir of talk; or why I call those
+evenings solitary in which I gained so many friends.&nbsp; I
+would rise from my book and pull the blind aside, and see the
+snow and the glittering hollies chequer a Scotch garden, and the
+winter moonlight brighten the white hills.&nbsp; Thence I would
+turn again to that crowded and sunny field of life in which it
+was so easy to forget myself, my cares, and my surroundings: a
+place busy as a city, bright as a theatre, thronged with
+memorable faces, and sounding with delightful speech.&nbsp; I
+carried the thread of that epic into my slumbers, I woke with it
+unbroken, I rejoiced to plunge into the book again at breakfast,
+it was with a pang that I must lay it down and turn to my own
+labours; for no part of the world has ever seemed to me so
+charming as these pages, and not even my friends are quite so
+real, perhaps quite so dear, as d&rsquo;Artagnan.</p>
+<p>Since then I have been going to and fro at very brief
+intervals in my favourite book; and I have now just risen from my
+last (let me call it my fifth) perusal, having liked it better
+and admired it more seriously than ever.&nbsp; Perhaps I have a
+sense of ownership, being so well known in these six
+volumes.&nbsp; Perhaps I think that d&rsquo;Artagnan delights to
+have me read of him, and Louis Quatorze is gratified, and Fouquet
+throws me a look, and Aramis, although he knows I do not love
+him, yet plays to me with his best graces, as to an old patron of
+the show.&nbsp; Perhaps, if I am not careful, something may
+befall me like what befell George IV. about the battle of
+Waterloo, and I may come to fancy the <i>Vicomte</i> one of the
+first, and Heaven knows the best, of my own works.&nbsp; At
+least, I avow myself a partisan; and when I compare the
+popularity of the <i>Vicomte</i> with that of <i>Monte
+Cristo</i>, or its own elder brother, the <i>Trois
+Mousquetaires</i>, I confess I am both pained and puzzled.</p>
+<p>To those who have already made acquaintance with the titular
+hero in the pages of <i>Vingt Ans Apr&egrave;s</i>, perhaps the
+name may act as a deterrent.&nbsp; A man might, well stand back
+if he supposed he were to follow, for six volumes, so
+well-conducted, so fine-spoken, and withal so dreary a cavalier
+as Bragelonne.&nbsp; But the fear is idle.&nbsp; I may be said to
+have passed the best years of my life in these six volumes, and
+my acquaintance with Raoul has never gone beyond a bow; and when
+he, who has so long pretended to be alive, is at last suffered to
+pretend to be dead, I am sometimes reminded of a saying in an
+earlier volume: &ldquo;<i>Enfin</i>, <i>dit Miss
+Stewart</i>,&rdquo;&mdash;and it was of Bragelonne she
+spoke&mdash;&ldquo;<i>enfin il a fait quelquechose</i>:
+<i>c&rsquo;est</i>, <i>ma foi</i>! <i>bien
+heureux</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; I am reminded of it, as I say; and the
+next moment, when Athos dies of his death, and my dear
+d&rsquo;Artagnan bursts into his storm of sobbing, I can but
+deplore my flippancy.</p>
+<p>Or perhaps it is La Valli&egrave;re that the reader of
+<i>Vingt Ans Apr&egrave;s</i> is inclined to flee.&nbsp; Well, he
+is right there too, though not so right.&nbsp; Louise is no
+success.&nbsp; Her creator has spared no pains; she is
+well-meant, not ill-designed, sometimes has a word that rings out
+true; sometimes, if only for a breath, she may even engage our
+sympathies.&nbsp; But I have never envied the King his
+triumph.&nbsp; And so far from pitying Bragelonne for his defeat,
+I could wish him no worse (not for lack of malice, but
+imagination) than to be wedded to that lady.&nbsp; Madame
+enchants me; I can forgive that royal minx her most serious
+offences; I can thrill and soften with the King on that memorable
+occasion when he goes to upbraid and remains to flirt; and when
+it comes to the &ldquo;<i>Allons</i>, <i>aimez-moi
+donc</i>,&rdquo; it is my heart that melts in the bosom of de
+Guiche.&nbsp; Not so with Louise.&nbsp; Readers cannot fail to
+have remarked that what an author tells us of the beauty or the
+charm of his creatures goes for nought; that we know instantly
+better; that the heroine cannot open her mouth but what, all in a
+moment, the fine phrases of preparation fall from round her like
+the robes from Cinderella, and she stands before us,
+self-betrayed, as a poor, ugly, sickly wench, or perhaps a
+strapping market-woman.&nbsp; Authors, at least, know it well; a
+heroine will too often start the trick of &ldquo;getting
+ugly;&rdquo; and no disease is more difficult to cure.&nbsp; I
+said authors; but indeed I had a side eye to one author in
+particular, with whose works I am very well acquainted, though I
+cannot read them, and who has spent many vigils in this cause,
+sitting beside his ailing puppets and (like a magician) wearying
+his art to restore them to youth and beauty.&nbsp; There are
+others who ride too high for these misfortunes.&nbsp; Who doubts
+the loveliness of Rosalind?&nbsp; Arden itself was not more
+lovely.&nbsp; Who ever questioned the perennial charm of Rose
+Jocelyn, Lucy Desborough, or Clara Middleton? fair women with
+fair names, the daughters of George Meredith.&nbsp; Elizabeth
+Bennet has but to speak, and I am at her knees.&nbsp; Ah! these
+are the creators of desirable women.&nbsp; They would never have
+fallen in the mud with Dumas and poor La Valli&egrave;re.&nbsp;
+It is my only consolation that not one of all of them, except the
+first, could have plucked at the moustache of
+d&rsquo;Artagnan.</p>
+<p>Or perhaps, again, a proportion of readers stumble at the
+threshold.&nbsp; In so vast a mansion there were sure to be back
+stairs and kitchen offices where no one would delight to linger;
+but it was at least unhappy that the vestibule should be so badly
+lighted; and until, in the seventeenth chapter, d&rsquo;Artagnan
+sets off to seek his friends, I must confess, the book goes
+heavily enough.&nbsp; But, from thenceforward, what a feast is
+spread!&nbsp; Monk kidnapped; d&rsquo;Artagnan enriched;
+Mazarin&rsquo;s death; the ever delectable adventure of Belle
+Isle, wherein Aramis outwits d&rsquo;Artagnan, with its epilogue
+(vol. v. chap. xxviii.), where d&rsquo;Artagnan regains the moral
+superiority; the love adventures at Fontainebleau, with St.
+Aignan&rsquo;s story of the dryad and the business of de Guiche,
+de Wardes, and Manicamp; Aramis made general of the Jesuits;
+Aramis at the bastille; the night talk in the forest of
+S&eacute;nart; Belle Isle again, with the death of Porthos; and
+last, but not least, the taming of d&rsquo;Artagnan the
+untamable, under the lash of the young King.&nbsp; What other
+novel has such epic variety and nobility of incident? often, if
+you will, impossible; often of the order of an Arabian story; and
+yet all based in human nature.&nbsp; For if you come to that,
+what novel has more human nature? not studied with the
+microscope, but seen largely, in plain daylight, with the natural
+eye?&nbsp; What novel has more good sense, and gaiety, and wit,
+and unflagging, admirable literary skill?&nbsp; Good souls, I
+suppose, must sometimes read it in the blackguard travesty of a
+translation.&nbsp; But there is no style so untranslatable; light
+as a whipped trifle, strong as silk; wordy like a village tale;
+pat like a general&rsquo;s despatch; with every fault, yet never
+tedious; with no merit, yet inimitably right.&nbsp; And, once
+more, to make an end of commendations, what novel is inspired
+with a more unstrained or a more wholesome morality?</p>
+<p>Yes; in spite of Miss Yonge, who introduced me to the name of
+d&rsquo;Artagnan only to dissuade me from a nearer knowledge of
+the man, I have to add morality.&nbsp; There is no quite good
+book without a good morality; but the world is wide, and so are
+morals.&nbsp; Out of two people who have dipped into Sir Richard
+Burton&rsquo;s <i>Thousand and One Nights</i>, one shall have
+been offended by the animal details; another to whom these were
+harmless, perhaps even pleasing, shall yet have been shocked in
+his turn by the rascality and cruelty of all the
+characters.&nbsp; Of two readers, again, one shall have been
+pained by the morality of a religious memoir, one by that of the
+<i>Vicomte de Bragelonne</i>.&nbsp; And the point is that neither
+need be wrong.&nbsp; We shall always shock each other both in
+life and art; we cannot get the sun into our pictures, nor the
+abstract right (if there be such a thing) into our books; enough
+if, in the one, there glimmer some hint of the great light that
+blinds us from heaven; enough if, in the other, there shine, even
+upon foul details, a spirit of magnanimity.&nbsp; I would scarce
+send to the <i>Vicomte</i> a reader who was in quest of what we
+may call puritan morality.&nbsp; The ventripotent mulatto, the
+great eater, worker, earner and waster, the man of much and witty
+laughter, the man of the great heart and alas! of the doubtful
+honesty, is a figure not yet clearly set before the world; he
+still awaits a sober and yet genial portrait; but with whatever
+art that may be touched, and whatever indulgence, it will not be
+the portrait of a precisian.&nbsp; Dumas was certainly not
+thinking of himself, but of Planchet, when he put into the mouth
+of d&rsquo;Artagnan&rsquo;s old servant this excellent
+profession: &ldquo;<i>Monsieur</i>, <i>j&rsquo;&eacute;tais une
+de ces bonnes p&acirc;tes d&rsquo;hommes que Dieu a fait pour
+s&rsquo;animer pendant un certain temps et pour trouver bonnes
+toutes choses qui accompagnent leur s&eacute;jour sur la
+terre</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; He was thinking, as I say, of Planchet,
+to whom the words are aptly fitted; but they were fitted also to
+Planchet&rsquo;s creator; and perhaps this struck him as he
+wrote, for observe what follows: &ldquo;<i>D&rsquo;Artagnan
+s&rsquo;assit alors pr&egrave;s de la fen&ecirc;tre</i>,
+<i>et</i>, <i>cette philosophie de Planchet lui ayant paru
+solide</i>, <i>il y r&ecirc;va</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; In a man who
+finds all things good, you will scarce expect much zeal for
+negative virtues: the active alone will have a charm for him;
+abstinence, however wise, however kind, will always seem to such
+a judge entirely mean and partly impious.&nbsp; So with
+Dumas.&nbsp; Chastity is not near his heart; nor yet, to his own
+sore cost, that virtue of frugality which is the armour of the
+artist.&nbsp; Now, in the <i>Vicomte</i>, he had much to do with
+the contest of Fouquet and Colbert.&nbsp; Historic justice should
+be all upon the side of Colbert, of official honesty, and fiscal
+competence.&nbsp; And Dumas knew it well: three times at least he
+shows his knowledge; once it is but flashed upon us and received
+with the laughter of Fouquet himself, in the jesting controversy
+in the gardens of Saint Mand&eacute;; once it is touched on by
+Aramis in the forest of S&eacute;nart; in the end, it is set
+before us clearly in one dignified speech of the triumphant
+Colbert.&nbsp; But in Fouquet, the waster, the lover of good
+cheer and wit and art, the swift transactor of much business,
+&ldquo;<i>l&rsquo;homme de bruit</i>, <i>l&rsquo;homme de
+plaisir</i>, <i>l&rsquo;homme qui n&rsquo;est que parceque les
+autres sont</i>,&rdquo; Dumas saw something of himself and drew
+the figure the more tenderly.&nbsp; It is to me even touching to
+see how he insists on Fouquet&rsquo;s honour; not seeing, you
+might think, that unflawed honour is impossible to spendthrifts;
+but rather, perhaps, in the light of his own life, seeing it too
+well, and clinging the more to what was left.&nbsp; Honour can
+survive a wound; it can live and thrive without a member.&nbsp;
+The man rebounds from his disgrace; he begins fresh foundations
+on the ruins of the old; and when his sword is broken, he will do
+valiantly with his dagger.&nbsp; So it is with Fouquet in the
+book; so it was with Dumas on the battlefield of life.</p>
+<p>To cling to what is left of any damaged quality is virtue in
+the man; but perhaps to sing its praises is scarcely to be called
+morality in the writer.&nbsp; And it is elsewhere, it is in the
+character of d&rsquo;Artagnan, that we must look for that spirit
+of morality, which is one of the chief merits of the book, makes
+one of the main joys of its perusal, and sets it high above more
+popular rivals.&nbsp; Athos, with the coming of years, has
+declined too much into the preacher, and the preacher of a
+sapless creed; but d&rsquo;Artagnan has mellowed into a man so
+witty, rough, kind and upright, that he takes the heart by
+storm.&nbsp; There is nothing of the copy-book about his virtues,
+nothing of the drawing-room in his fine, natural civility; he
+will sail near the wind; he is no district visitor&mdash;no
+Wesley or Robespierre; his conscience is void of all refinement
+whether for good or evil; but the whole man rings true like a
+good sovereign.&nbsp; Readers who have approached the
+<i>Vicomte</i>, not across country, but by the legitimate,
+five-volumed avenue of the <i>Mousquetaires</i> and <i>Vingt Ans
+Apr&egrave;s</i>, will not have forgotten
+d&rsquo;Artagnan&rsquo;s ungentlemanly and perfectly improbable
+trick upon Milady.&nbsp; What a pleasure it is, then, what a
+reward, and how agreeable a lesson, to see the old captain humble
+himself to the son of the man whom he had personated!&nbsp; Here,
+and throughout, if I am to choose virtues for myself or my
+friends, let me choose the virtues of d&rsquo;Artagnan.&nbsp; I
+do not say there is no character as well drawn in Shakespeare; I
+do say there is none that I love so wholly.&nbsp; There are many
+spiritual eyes that seem to spy upon our actions&mdash;eyes of
+the dead and the absent, whom we imagine to behold us in our most
+private hours, and whom we fear and scruple to offend: our
+witnesses and judges.&nbsp; And among these, even if you should
+think me childish, I must count my d&rsquo;Artagnan&mdash;not
+d&rsquo;Artagnan of the memoirs whom Thackeray pretended to
+prefer&mdash;a preference, I take the freedom of saying, in which
+he stands alone; not the d&rsquo;Artagnan of flesh and blood, but
+him of the ink and paper; not Nature&rsquo;s, but
+Dumas&rsquo;s.&nbsp; And this is the particular crown and triumph
+of the artist&mdash;not to be true merely, but to be lovable; not
+simply to convince, but to enchant.</p>
+<p>There is yet another point in the <i>Vicomte</i> which I find
+incomparable.&nbsp; I can recall no other work of the imagination
+in which the end of life is represented with so nice a
+tact.&nbsp; I was asked the other day if Dumas made me laugh or
+cry.&nbsp; Well in this my late fifth reading of the
+<i>Vicomte</i>, I did laugh once at the small Coquelin de
+Voli&egrave;re business, and was perhaps a thought surprised at
+having done so: to make up for it, I smiled continually.&nbsp;
+But for tears, I do not know.&nbsp; If you put a pistol to my
+throat, I must own the tale trips upon a very airy
+foot&mdash;within a measurable distance of unreality; and for
+those who like the big guns to be discharged and the great
+passions to appear authentically, it may even seem inadequate
+from first to last.&nbsp; Not so to me; I cannot count that a
+poor dinner, or a poor book, where I meet with those I love; and,
+above all, in this last volume, I find a singular charm of
+spirit.&nbsp; It breathes a pleasant and a tonic sadness, always
+brave, never hysterical.&nbsp; Upon the crowded, noisy life of
+this long tale, evening gradually falls; and the lights are
+extinguished, and the heroes pass away one by one.&nbsp; One by
+one they go, and not a regret embitters their departure; the
+young succeed them in their places, Louis Quatorze is swelling
+larger and shining broader, another generation and another France
+dawn on the horizon; but for us and these old men whom we have
+loved so long, the inevitable end draws near and is
+welcome.&nbsp; To read this well is to anticipate
+experience.&nbsp; Ah, if only when these hours of the long
+shadows fall for us in reality and not in figure, we may hope to
+face them with a mind as quiet!</p>
+<p>But my paper is running out; the siege guns are firing on the
+Dutch frontier; and I must say adieu for the fifth time to my old
+comrade fallen on the field of glory.&nbsp;
+<i>Adieu</i>&mdash;rather <i>au revoir</i>!&nbsp; Yet a sixth
+time, dearest d&rsquo;Artagnan, we shall kidnap Monk and take
+horse together for Belle Isle.</p>
+<h2>CHAPTER XV. A GOSSIP ON ROMANCE</h2>
+<p>In anything fit to be called by the name of reading, the
+process itself should be absorbing and voluptuous; we should
+gloat over a book, be rapt clean out of ourselves, and rise from
+the perusal, our mind filled with the busiest, kaleidoscopic
+dance of images, incapable of sleep or of continuous
+thought.&nbsp; The words, if the book be eloquent, should run
+thenceforward in our ears like the noise of breakers, and the
+story, if it be a story, repeat itself in a thousand coloured
+pictures to the eye.&nbsp; It was for this last pleasure that we
+read so closely, and loved our books so dearly, in the bright,
+troubled period of boyhood.&nbsp; Eloquence and thought,
+character and conversation, were but obstacles to brush aside as
+we dug blithely after a certain sort of incident, like a pig for
+truffles.&nbsp; For my part, I liked a story to begin with an old
+wayside inn where, &ldquo;towards the close of the year
+17--,&rdquo; several gentlemen in three-cocked hats were playing
+bowls.&nbsp; A friend of mine preferred the Malabar coast in a
+storm, with a ship beating to windward, and a scowling fellow of
+Herculean proportions striding along the beach; he, to be sure,
+was a pirate.&nbsp; This was further afield than my home-keeping
+fancy loved to travel, and designed altogether for a larger
+canvas than the tales that I affected.&nbsp; Give me a highwayman
+and I was full to the brim; a Jacobite would do, but the
+highwayman was my favourite dish.&nbsp; I can still hear that
+merry clatter of the hoofs along the moonlit lane; night and the
+coming of day are still related in my mind with the doings of
+John Rann or Jerry Abershaw; and the words
+&ldquo;post-chaise,&rdquo; the &ldquo;great North road,&rdquo;
+&ldquo;ostler,&rdquo; and &ldquo;nag&rdquo; still sound in my
+ears like poetry.&nbsp; One and all, at least, and each with his
+particular fancy, we read story-books in childhood, not for
+eloquence or character or thought, but for some quality of the
+brute incident.&nbsp; That quality was not mere bloodshed or
+wonder.&nbsp; Although each of these was welcome in its place,
+the charm for the sake of which we read depended on something
+different from either.&nbsp; My elders used to read novels aloud;
+and I can still remember four different passages which I heard,
+before I was ten, with the same keen and lasting pleasure.&nbsp;
+One I discovered long afterwards to be the admirable opening of
+<i>What will he Do with It</i>: it was no wonder I was pleased
+with that.&nbsp; The other three still remain unidentified.&nbsp;
+One is a little vague; it was about a dark, tall house at night,
+and people groping on the stairs by the light that escaped from
+the open door of a sickroom.&nbsp; In another, a lover left a
+ball, and went walking in a cool, dewy park, whence he could
+watch the lighted windows and the figures of the dancers as they
+moved.&nbsp; This was the most sentimental impression I think I
+had yet received, for a child is somewhat deaf to the
+sentimental.&nbsp; In the last, a poet, who had been tragically
+wrangling with his wife, walked forth on the sea-beach on a
+tempestuous night and witnessed the horrors of a wreck. <a
+name="citation153"></a><a href="#footnote153"
+class="citation">[153]</a>&nbsp; Different as they are, all these
+early favourites have a common note&mdash;they have all a touch
+of the romantic.</p>
+<p>Drama is the poetry of conduct, romance the poetry of
+circumstance.&nbsp; The pleasure that we take in life is of two
+sorts&mdash;the active and the passive.&nbsp; Now we are
+conscious of a great command over our destiny; anon we are lifted
+up by circumstance, as by a breaking wave, and dashed we know not
+how into the future.&nbsp; Now we are pleased by our conduct,
+anon merely pleased by our surroundings.&nbsp; It would be hard
+to say which of these modes of satisfaction is the more
+effective, but the latter is surely the more constant.&nbsp;
+Conduct is three parts of life, they say; but I think they put it
+high.&nbsp; There is a vast deal in life and letters both which
+is not immoral, but simply a-moral; which either does not regard
+the human will at all, or deals with it in obvious and healthy
+relations; where the interest turns, not upon what a man shall
+choose to do, but on how he manages to do it; not on the
+passionate slips and hesitations of the conscience, but on the
+problems of the body and of the practical intelligence, in clean,
+open-air adventure, the shock of arms or the diplomacy of
+life.&nbsp; With such material as this it is impossible to build
+a play, for the serious theatre exists solely on moral grounds,
+and is a standing proof of the dissemination of the human
+conscience.&nbsp; But it is possible to build, upon this ground,
+the most joyous of verses, and the most lively, beautiful, and
+buoyant tales.</p>
+<p>One thing in life calls for another; there is a fitness in
+events and places.&nbsp; The sight of a pleasant arbour puts it
+in our mind to sit there.&nbsp; One place suggests work, another
+idleness, a third early rising and long rambles in the dew.&nbsp;
+The effect of night, of any flowing water, of lighted cities, of
+the peep of day, of ships, of the open ocean, calls up in the
+mind an army of anonymous desires and pleasures.&nbsp; Something,
+we feel, should happen; we know not what, yet we proceed in quest
+of it.&nbsp; And many of the happiest hours of life fleet by us
+in this vain attendance on the genius of the place and
+moment.&nbsp; It is thus that tracts of young fir, and low rocks
+that reach into deep soundings, particularly torture and delight
+me.&nbsp; Something must have happened in such places, and
+perhaps ages back, to members of my race; and when I was a child
+I tried in vain to invent appropriate games for them, as I still
+try, just as vainly, to fit them with the proper story.&nbsp;
+Some places speak distinctly.&nbsp; Certain dank gardens cry
+aloud for a murder; certain old houses demand to be haunted;
+certain coasts are set apart for shipwreck.&nbsp; Other spots
+again seem to abide their destiny, suggestive and impenetrable,
+&ldquo;miching mallecho.&rdquo;&nbsp; The inn at Burford Bridge,
+with its arbours and green garden and silent, eddying
+river&mdash;though it is known already as the place where Keats
+wrote some of his <i>Endymion</i> and Nelson parted from his
+Emma&mdash;still seems to wait the coming of the appropriate
+legend.&nbsp; Within these ivied walls, behind these old green
+shutters, some further business smoulders, waiting for its
+hour.&nbsp; The old Hawes Inn at the Queen&rsquo;s Ferry makes a
+similar call upon my fancy.&nbsp; There it stands, apart from the
+town, beside the pier, in a climate of its own, half inland, half
+marine&mdash;in front, the ferry bubbling with the tide and the
+guardship swinging to her anchor; behind, the old garden with the
+trees.&nbsp; Americans seek it already for the sake of Lovel and
+Oldbuck, who dined there at the beginning of the
+<i>Antiquary</i>.&nbsp; But you need not tell me&mdash;that is
+not all; there is some story, unrecorded or not yet complete,
+which must express the meaning of that inn more fully.&nbsp; So
+it is with names and faces; so it is with incidents that are idle
+and inconclusive in themselves, and yet seem like the beginning
+of some quaint romance, which the all-careless author leaves
+untold.&nbsp; How many of these romances have we not seen
+determine at their birth; how many people have met us with a look
+of meaning in their eye, and sunk at once into trivial
+acquaintances; to how many places have we not drawn near, with
+express intimations&mdash;&ldquo;here my destiny awaits
+me&rdquo;&mdash;and we have but dined there and passed on!&nbsp;
+I have lived both at the Hawes and Burford in a perpetual
+flutter, on the heels, as it seemed, of some adventure that
+should justify the place; but though the feeling had me to bed at
+night and called me again at morning in one unbroken round of
+pleasure and suspense, nothing befell me in either worth
+remark.&nbsp; The man or the hour had not yet come; but some day,
+I think, a boat shall put off from the Queen&rsquo;s Ferry,
+fraught with a dear cargo, and some frosty night a horseman, on a
+tragic errand, rattle with his whip upon the green shutters of
+the inn at Burford. <a name="citation155"></a><a
+href="#footnote155" class="citation">[155]</a></p>
+<p>Now, this is one of the natural appetites with which any
+lively literature has to count.&nbsp; The desire for knowledge, I
+had almost added the desire for meat, is not more deeply seated
+than this demand for fit and striking incident.&nbsp; The dullest
+of clowns tells, or tries to tell, himself a story, as the
+feeblest of children uses invention in his play; and even as the
+imaginative grown person, joining in the game, at once enriches
+it with many delightful circumstances, the great creative writer
+shows us the realisation and the apotheosis of the day-dreams of
+common men.&nbsp; His stories may be nourished with the realities
+of life, but their true mark is to satisfy the nameless longings
+of the reader, and to obey the ideal laws of the day-dream.&nbsp;
+The right kind of thing should fall out in the right kind of
+place; the right kind of thing should follow; and not only the
+characters talk aptly and think naturally, but all the
+circumstances in a tale answer one to another like notes in
+music.&nbsp; The threads of a story come from time to time
+together and make a picture in the web; the characters fall from
+time to time into some attitude to each other or to nature, which
+stamps the story home like an illustration.&nbsp; Crusoe
+recoiling from the footprint, Achilles shouting over against the
+Trojans, Ulysses bending the great bow, Christian running with
+his fingers in his ears, these are each culminating moments in
+the legend, and each has been printed on the mind&rsquo;s eye for
+ever.&nbsp; Other things we may forget; we may forget the words,
+although they are beautiful; we may forget the author&rsquo;s
+comment, although perhaps it was ingenious and true; but these
+epoch-making scenes, which put the last mark of truth upon a
+story and fill up, at one blow, our capacity for sympathetic
+pleasure, we so adopt into the very bosom of our mind that
+neither time nor tide can efface or weaken the impression.&nbsp;
+This, then, is the plastic part of literature: to embody
+character, thought, or emotion in some act or attitude that shall
+be remarkably striking to the mind&rsquo;s eye.&nbsp; This is the
+highest and hardest thing to do in words; the thing which, once
+accomplished, equally delights the schoolboy and the sage, and
+makes, in its own right, the quality of epics.&nbsp; Compared
+with this, all other purposes in literature, except the purely
+lyrical or the purely philosophic, are bastard in nature, facile
+of execution, and feeble in result.&nbsp; It is one thing to
+write about the inn at Burford, or to describe scenery with the
+word-painters; it is quite another to seize on the heart of the
+suggestion and make a country famous with a legend.&nbsp; It is
+one thing to remark and to dissect, with the most cutting logic,
+the complications of life, and of the human spirit; it is quite
+another to give them body and blood in the story of Ajax or of
+Hamlet.&nbsp; The first is literature, but the second is
+something besides, for it is likewise art.</p>
+<p>English people of the present day <a name="citation157"></a><a
+href="#footnote157" class="citation">[157]</a> are apt, I know
+not why, to look somewhat down on incident, and reserve their
+admiration for the clink of teaspoons and the accents of the
+curate.&nbsp; It is thought clever to write a novel with no story
+at all, or at least with a very dull one.&nbsp; Reduced even to
+the lowest terms, a certain interest can be communicated by the
+art of narrative; a sense of human kinship stirred; and a kind of
+monotonous fitness, comparable to the words and air of
+<i>Sandy&rsquo;s Mull</i>, preserved among the infinitesimal
+occurrences recorded.&nbsp; Some people work, in this manner,
+with even a strong touch.&nbsp; Mr. Trollope&rsquo;s inimitable
+clergymen naturally arise to the mind in this connection.&nbsp;
+But even Mr. Trollope does not confine himself to chronicling
+small beer.&nbsp; Mr. Crawley&rsquo;s collision with the
+Bishop&rsquo;s wife, Mr. Melnotte dallying in the deserted
+banquet-room, are typical incidents, epically conceived, fitly
+embodying a crisis.&nbsp; Or again look at Thackeray.&nbsp; If
+Rawdon Crawley&rsquo;s blow were not delivered, <i>Vanity
+Fair</i> would cease to be a work of art.&nbsp; That scene is the
+chief ganglion of the tale; and the discharge of energy from
+Rawdon&rsquo;s fist is the reward and consolation of the
+reader.&nbsp; The end of <i>Esmond</i> is a yet wider excursion
+from the author&rsquo;s customary fields; the scene at Castlewood
+is pure Dumas; the great and wily English borrower has here
+borrowed from the great, unblushing French thief; as usual, he
+has borrowed admirably well, and the breaking of the sword rounds
+off the best of all his books with a manly, martial note.&nbsp;
+But perhaps nothing can more strongly illustrate the necessity
+for marking incident than to compare the living fame of
+<i>Robinson Crusoe</i> with the discredit of <i>Clarissa
+Harlowe</i>.&nbsp; <i>Clarissa</i> is a book of a far more
+startling import, worked out, on a great canvas, with inimitable
+courage and unflagging art.&nbsp; It contains wit, character,
+passion, plot, conversations full of spirit and insight, letters
+sparkling with unstrained humanity; and if the death of the
+heroine be somewhat frigid and artificial, the last days of the
+hero strike the only note of what we now call Byronism, between
+the Elizabethans and Byron himself.&nbsp; And yet a little story
+of a shipwrecked sailor, with not a tenth part of the style nor a
+thousandth part of the wisdom, exploring none of the arcana of
+humanity and deprived of the perennial interest of love, goes on
+from edition to edition, ever young, while <i>Clarissa</i> lies
+upon the shelves unread.&nbsp; A friend of mine, a Welsh
+blacksmith, was twenty-five years old and could neither read nor
+write, when he heard a chapter of <i>Robinson</i> read aloud in a
+farm kitchen.&nbsp; Up to that moment he had sat content, huddled
+in his ignorance, but he left that farm another man.&nbsp; There
+were day-dreams, it appeared, divine day-dreams, written and
+printed and bound, and to be bought for money and enjoyed at
+pleasure.&nbsp; Down he sat that day, painfully learned to read
+Welsh, and returned to borrow the book.&nbsp; It had been lost,
+nor could he find another copy but one that was in English.&nbsp;
+Down he sat once more, learned English, and at length, and with
+entire delight, read <i>Robinson</i>.&nbsp; It is like the story
+of a love-chase.&nbsp; If he had heard a letter from
+<i>Clarissa</i>, would he have been fired with the same
+chivalrous ardour?&nbsp; I wonder.&nbsp; Yet <i>Clarissa</i> has
+every quality that can be shown in prose, one alone
+excepted&mdash;pictorial or picture-making romance.&nbsp; While
+<i>Robinson</i> depends, for the most part and with the
+overwhelming majority of its readers, on the charm of
+circumstance.</p>
+<p>In the highest achievements of the art of words, the dramatic
+and the pictorial, the moral and romantic interest, rise and fall
+together by a common and organic law.&nbsp; Situation is animated
+with passion, passion clothed upon with situation.&nbsp; Neither
+exists for itself, but each inheres indissolubly with the
+other.&nbsp; This is high art; and not only the highest art
+possible in words, but the highest art of all, since it combines
+the greatest mass and diversity of the elements of truth and
+pleasure.&nbsp; Such are epics, and the few prose tales that have
+the epic weight.&nbsp; But as from a school of works, aping the
+creative, incident and romance are ruthlessly discarded, so may
+character and drama be omitted or subordinated to romance.&nbsp;
+There is one book, for example, more generally loved than
+Shakespeare, that captivates in childhood, and still delights in
+age&mdash;I mean the <i>Arabian Nights</i>&mdash;where you shall
+look in vain for moral or for intellectual interest.&nbsp; No
+human face or voice greets us among that wooden crowd of kings
+and genies, sorcerers and beggarmen.&nbsp; Adventure, on the most
+naked terms, furnishes forth the entertainment and is found
+enough.&nbsp; Dumas approaches perhaps nearest of any modern to
+these Arabian authors in the purely material charm of some of his
+romances.&nbsp; The early part of <i>Monte Cristo</i>, down to
+the finding of the treasure, is a piece of perfect story-telling;
+the man never breathed who shared these moving incidents without
+a tremor; and yet Faria is a thing of packthread and
+Dant&egrave;s little more than a name.&nbsp; The sequel is one
+long-drawn error, gloomy, bloody, unnatural and dull; but as for
+these early chapters, I do not believe there is another volume
+extant where you can breathe the same unmingled atmosphere of
+romance.&nbsp; It is very thin and light to be sure, as on a high
+mountain; but it is brisk and clear and sunny in
+proportion.&nbsp; I saw the other day, with envy, an old and a
+very clever lady setting forth on a second or third voyage into
+<i>Monte Cristo</i>.&nbsp; Here are stories which powerfully
+affect the reader, which can be reperused at any age, and where
+the characters are no more than puppets.&nbsp; The bony fist of
+the showman visibly propels them; their springs are an open
+secret; their faces are of wood, their bellies filled with bran;
+and yet we thrillingly partake of their adventures.&nbsp; And the
+point may be illustrated still further.&nbsp; The last interview
+between Lucy and Richard Feveril is pure drama; more than that,
+it is the strongest scene, since Shakespeare, in the English
+tongue.&nbsp; Their first meeting by the river, on the other
+hand, is pure romance; it has nothing to do with character; it
+might happen to any other boy or maiden, and be none the less
+delightful for the change.&nbsp; And yet I think he would be a
+bold man who should choose between these passages.&nbsp; Thus, in
+the same book, we may have two scenes, each capital in its order:
+in the one, human passion, deep calling unto deep, shall utter
+its genuine voice; in the second, according circumstances, like
+instruments in tune, shall build up a trivial but desirable
+incident, such as we love to prefigure for ourselves; and in the
+end, in spite of the critics, we may hesitate to give the
+preference to either.&nbsp; The one may ask more genius&mdash;I
+do not say it does; but at least the other dwells as clearly in
+the memory.</p>
+<p>True romantic art, again, makes a romance of all things.&nbsp;
+It reaches into the highest abstraction of the ideal; it does not
+refuse the most pedestrian realism.&nbsp; <i>Robinson Crusoe</i>
+is as realistic as it is romantic; both qualities are pushed to
+an extreme, and neither suffers.&nbsp; Nor does romance depend
+upon the material importance of the incidents.&nbsp; To deal with
+strong and deadly elements, banditti, pirates, war and murder, is
+to conjure with great names, and, in the event of failure, to
+double the disgrace.&nbsp; The arrival of Haydn and Consuelo at
+the Canon&rsquo;s villa is a very trifling incident; yet we may
+read a dozen boisterous stories from beginning to end, and not
+receive so fresh and stirring an impression of adventure.&nbsp;
+It was the scene of Crusoe at the wreck, if I remember rightly,
+that so bewitched my blacksmith.&nbsp; Nor is the fact
+surprising.&nbsp; Every single article the castaway recovers from
+the hulk is &ldquo;a joy for ever&rdquo; to the man who reads of
+them.&nbsp; They are the things that should be found, and the
+bare enumeration stirs the blood.&nbsp; I found a glimmer of the
+same interest the other day in a new book, <i>The Sailor&rsquo;s
+Sweetheart</i>, by Mr. Clark Russell.&nbsp; The whole business of
+the brig <i>Morning Star</i> is very rightly felt and spiritedly
+written; but the clothes, the books and the money satisfy the
+reader&rsquo;s mind like things to eat.&nbsp; We are dealing here
+with the old cut-and-dry, legitimate interest of treasure
+trove.&nbsp; But even treasure trove can be made dull.&nbsp;
+There are few people who have not groaned under the plethora of
+goods that fell to the lot of the <i>Swiss Family Robinson</i>,
+that dreary family.&nbsp; They found article after article,
+creature after creature, from milk kine to pieces of ordnance, a
+whole consignment; but no informing taste had presided over the
+selection, there was no smack or relish in the invoice; and these
+riches left the fancy cold.&nbsp; The box of goods in
+Verne&rsquo;s <i>Mysterious Island</i> is another case in point:
+there was no gusto and no glamour about that; it might have come
+from a shop.&nbsp; But the two hundred and seventy-eight
+Australian sovereigns on board the <i>Morning Star</i> fell upon
+me like a surprise that I had expected; whole vistas of secondary
+stories, besides the one in hand, radiated forth from that
+discovery, as they radiate from a striking particular in life;
+and I was made for the moment as happy as a reader has the right
+to be.</p>
+<p>To come at all at the nature of this quality of romance, we
+must bear in mind the peculiarity of our attitude to any
+art.&nbsp; No art produces illusion; in the theatre we never
+forget that we are in the theatre; and while we read a story, we
+sit wavering between two minds, now merely clapping our hands at
+the merit of the performance, now condescending to take an active
+part in fancy with the characters.&nbsp; This last is the triumph
+of romantic story-telling: when the reader consciously plays at
+being the hero, the scene is a good scene.&nbsp; Now in
+character-studies the pleasure that we take is critical; we
+watch, we approve, we smile at incongruities, we are moved to
+sudden heats of sympathy with courage, suffering or virtue.&nbsp;
+But the characters are still themselves, they are not us; the
+more clearly they are depicted, the more widely do they stand
+away from us, the more imperiously do they thrust us back into
+our place as a spectator.&nbsp; I cannot identify myself with
+Rawdon Crawley or with Eug&egrave;ne de Rastignac, for I have
+scarce a hope or fear in common with them.&nbsp; It is not
+character but incident that woos us out of our reserve.&nbsp;
+Something happens as we desire to have it happen to ourselves;
+some situation, that we have long dallied with in fancy, is
+realised in the story with enticing and appropriate
+details.&nbsp; Then we forget the characters; then we push the
+hero aside; then we plunge into the tale in our own person and
+bathe in fresh experience; and then, and then only, do we say we
+have been reading a romance.&nbsp; It is not only pleasurable
+things that we imagine in our day-dreams; there are lights in
+which we are willing to contemplate even the idea of our own
+death; ways in which it seems as if it would amuse us to be
+cheated, wounded or calumniated.&nbsp; It is thus possible to
+construct a story, even of tragic import, in which every
+incident, detail and trick of circumstance shall be welcome to
+the reader&rsquo;s thoughts.&nbsp; Fiction is to the grown man
+what play is to the child; it is there that he changes the
+atmosphere and tenor of his life; and when the game so chimes
+with his fancy that he can join in it with all his heart, when it
+pleases him with every turn, when he loves to recall it and
+dwells upon its recollection with entire delight, fiction is
+called romance.</p>
+<p>Walter Scott is out and away the king of the romantics.&nbsp;
+<i>The Lady of the Lake</i> has no indisputable claim to be a
+poem beyond the inherent fitness and desirability of the
+tale.&nbsp; It is just such a story as a man would make up for
+himself, walking, in the best health and temper, through just
+such scenes as it is laid in.&nbsp; Hence it is that a charm
+dwells undefinable among these slovenly verses, as the unseen
+cuckoo fills the mountains with his note; hence, even after we
+have flung the book aside, the scenery and adventures remain
+present to the mind, a new and green possession, not unworthy of
+that beautiful name, <i>The Lady of the Lake</i>, or that direct,
+romantic opening&mdash;one of the most spirited and poetical in
+literature&mdash;&ldquo;The stag at eve had drunk his
+fill.&rdquo;&nbsp; The same strength and the same weaknesses
+adorn and disfigure the novels.&nbsp; In that ill-written, ragged
+book, <i>The Pirate</i>, the figure of Cleveland&mdash;cast up by
+the sea on the resounding foreland of Dunrossness&mdash;moving,
+with the blood on his hands and the Spanish words on his tongue,
+among the simple islanders&mdash;singing a serenade under the
+window of his Shetland mistress&mdash;is conceived in the very
+highest manner of romantic invention.&nbsp; The words of his
+song, &ldquo;Through groves of palm,&rdquo; sung in such a scene
+and by such a lover, clench, as in a nutshell, the emphatic
+contrast upon which the tale is built.&nbsp; In <i>Guy
+Mannering</i>, again, every incident is delightful to the
+imagination; and the scene when Harry Bertram lands at Ellangowan
+is a model instance of romantic method.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;I remember the tune well,&rsquo; he says,
+&lsquo;though I cannot guess what should at present so strongly
+recall it to my memory.&rdquo;&nbsp; He took his flageolet from
+his pocket and played a simple melody.&nbsp; Apparently the tune
+awoke the corresponding associations of a damsel.&nbsp; She
+immediately took up the song&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Are these the links of Forth, she
+said;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Or are they the crooks of Dee,<br />
+Or the bonny woods of Warroch Head<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; That I so fain would see?&rsquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;By heaven!&rsquo; said Bertram, &lsquo;it is the
+very ballad.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>On this quotation two remarks fall to be made.&nbsp; First, as
+an instance of modern feeling for romance, this famous touch of
+the flageolet and the old song is selected by Miss Braddon for
+omission.&nbsp; Miss Braddon&rsquo;s idea of a story, like Mrs.
+Todgers&rsquo;s idea of a wooden leg, were something strange to
+have expounded.&nbsp; As a matter of personal experience,
+Meg&rsquo;s appearance to old Mr. Bertram on the road, the ruins
+of Derncleugh, the scene of the flageolet, and the
+Dominie&rsquo;s recognition of Harry, are the four strong notes
+that continue to ring in the mind after the book is laid
+aside.&nbsp; The second point is still more curious.&nbsp; The
+reader will observe a mark of excision in the passage as quoted
+by me.&nbsp; Well, here is how it runs in the original: &ldquo;a
+damsel, who, close behind a fine spring about half-way down the
+descent, and which had once supplied the castle with water, was
+engaged in bleaching linen.&rdquo;&nbsp; A man who gave in such
+copy would be discharged from the staff of a daily paper.&nbsp;
+Scott has forgotten to prepare the reader for the presence of the
+&ldquo;damsel&rdquo;; he has forgotten to mention the spring and
+its relation to the ruin; and now, face to face with his
+omission, instead of trying back and starting fair, crams all
+this matter, tail foremost, into a single shambling
+sentence.&nbsp; It is not merely bad English, or bad style; it is
+abominably bad narrative besides.</p>
+<p>Certainly the contrast is remarkable; and it is one that
+throws a strong light upon the subject of this paper.&nbsp; For
+here we have a man of the finest creative instinct touching with
+perfect certainty and charm the romantic junctures of his story;
+and we find him utterly careless, almost, it would seem,
+incapable, in the technical matter of style, and not only
+frequently weak, but frequently wrong in points of drama.&nbsp;
+In character parts, indeed, and particularly in the Scotch, he
+was delicate, strong and truthful; but the trite, obliterated
+features of too many of his heroes have already wearied two
+generations of readers.&nbsp; At times his characters will speak
+with something far beyond propriety with a true heroic note; but
+on the next page they will be wading wearily forward with an
+ungrammatical and undramatic rigmarole of words.&nbsp; The man
+who could conceive and write the character of Elspeth of the
+Craigburnfoot, as Scott has conceived and written it, had not
+only splendid romantic, but splendid tragic gifts.&nbsp; How
+comes it, then, that he could so often fob us off with languid,
+inarticulate twaddle?</p>
+<p>It seems to me that the explanation is to be found in the very
+quality of his surprising merits.&nbsp; As his books are play to
+the reader, so were they play to him.&nbsp; He conjured up the
+romantic with delight, but he had hardly patience to describe
+it.&nbsp; He was a great day-dreamer, a seer of fit and beautiful
+and humorous visions, but hardly a great artist; hardly, in the
+manful sense, an artist at all.&nbsp; He pleased himself, and so
+he pleases us.&nbsp; Of the pleasures of his art he tasted fully;
+but of its toils and vigils and distresses never man knew
+less.&nbsp; A great romantic&mdash;an idle child.</p>
+<h2>CHAPTER XVI. A HUMBLE REMONSTRANCE <a
+name="citation168a"></a><a href="#footnote168a"
+class="citation">[168a]</a></h2>
+<p>We have recently <a name="citation168b"></a><a
+href="#footnote168b" class="citation">[168b]</a> enjoyed a quite
+peculiar pleasure: hearing, in some detail, the opinions, about
+the art they practise, of Mr. Walter Besant and Mr. Henry James;
+two men certainly of very different calibre: Mr. James so precise
+of outline, so cunning of fence, so scrupulous of finish, and Mr.
+Besant so genial, so friendly, with so persuasive and humorous a
+vein of whim: Mr. James the very type of the deliberate artist,
+Mr. Besant the impersonation of good nature.&nbsp; That such
+doctors should differ will excite no great surprise; but one
+point in which they seem to agree fills me, I confess, with
+wonder.&nbsp; For they are both content to talk about the
+&ldquo;art of fiction&rdquo;; and Mr. Besant, waxing exceedingly
+bold, goes on to oppose this so-called &ldquo;art of
+fiction&rdquo; to the &ldquo;art of poetry.&rdquo;&nbsp; By the
+art of poetry he can mean nothing but the art of verse, an art of
+handicraft, and only comparable with the art of prose.&nbsp; For
+that heat and height of sane emotion which we agree to call by
+the name of poetry, is but a libertine and vagrant quality;
+present, at times, in any art, more often absent from them all;
+too seldom present in the prose novel, too frequently absent from
+the ode and epic.&nbsp; Fiction is the same case; it is no
+substantive art, but an element which enters largely into all the
+arts but architecture.&nbsp; Homer, Wordsworth, Phidias, Hogarth,
+and Salvini, all deal in fiction; and yet I do not suppose that
+either Hogarth or Salvini, to mention but these two, entered in
+any degree into the scope of Mr. Besant&rsquo;s interesting
+lecture or Mr. James&rsquo;s charming essay.&nbsp; The art of
+fiction, then, regarded as a definition, is both too ample and
+too scanty.&nbsp; Let me suggest another; let me suggest that
+what both Mr. James and Mr. Besant had in view was neither more
+nor less than the art of narrative.</p>
+<p>But Mr. Besant is anxious to speak solely of &ldquo;the modern
+English novel,&rdquo; the stay and bread-winner of Mr. Mudie; and
+in the author of the most pleasing novel on that roll, <i>All
+Sorts and Conditions of Men</i>, the desire is natural
+enough.&nbsp; I can conceive, then, that he would hasten to
+propose two additions, and read thus: the art of
+<i>fictitious</i> narrative <i>in prose</i>.</p>
+<p>Now the fact of the existence of the modern English novel is
+not to be denied; materially, with its three volumes, leaded
+type, and gilded lettering, it is easily distinguishable from
+other forms of literature; but to talk at all fruitfully of any
+branch of art, it is needful to build our definitions on some
+more fundamental ground then binding.&nbsp; Why, then, are we to
+add &ldquo;in prose&rdquo;?&nbsp; <i>The Odyssey</i> appears to
+me the best of romances; <i>The Lady of the Lake</i> to stand
+high in the second order; and Chaucer&rsquo;s tales and prologues
+to contain more of the matter and art of the modern English novel
+than the whole treasury of Mr. Mudie.&nbsp; Whether a narrative
+be written in blank verse or the Spenserian stanza, in the long
+period of Gibbon or the chipped phrase of Charles Reade, the
+principles of the art of narrative must be equally
+observed.&nbsp; The choice of a noble and swelling style in prose
+affects the problem of narration in the same way, if not to the
+same degree, as the choice of measured verse; for both imply a
+closer synthesis of events, a higher key of dialogue, and a more
+picked and stately strain of words.&nbsp; If you are to refuse
+<i>Don Juan</i>, it is hard to see why you should include
+<i>Zanoni</i> or (to bracket works of very different value)
+<i>The Scarlet Letter</i>; and by what discrimination are you to
+open your doors to <i>The Pilgrim&rsquo;s Progress</i> and close
+them on <i>The Faery Queen</i>?&nbsp; To bring things closer
+home, I will here propound to Mr. Besant a conundrum.&nbsp; A
+narrative called <i>Paradise Lost</i> was written in English
+verse by one John Milton; what was it then?&nbsp; It was next
+translated by Chateaubriand into French prose; and what was it
+then?&nbsp; Lastly, the French translation was, by some inspired
+compatriot of George Gilfillan (and of mine) turned bodily into
+an English novel; and, in the name of clearness, what was it
+then?</p>
+<p>But, once more, why should we add
+&ldquo;fictitious&rdquo;?&nbsp; The reason why is obvious.&nbsp;
+The reason why not, if something more recondite, does not want
+for weight.&nbsp; The art of narrative, in fact, is the same,
+whether it is applied to the selection and illustration of a real
+series of events or of an imaginary series.&nbsp; Boswell&rsquo;s
+<i>Life of Johnson</i> (a work of cunning and inimitable art)
+owes its success to the same technical man&oelig;uvres as (let us
+say) <i>Tom Jones</i>: the clear conception of certain characters
+of man, the choice and presentation of certain incidents out of a
+great number that offered, and the invention (yes, invention) and
+preservation of a certain key in dialogue.&nbsp; In which these
+things are done with the more art&mdash;in which with the greater
+air of nature&mdash;readers will differently judge.&nbsp;
+Boswell&rsquo;s is, indeed, a very special case, and almost a
+generic; but it is not only in Boswell, it is in every biography
+with any salt of life, it is in every history where events and
+men, rather than ideas, are presented&mdash;in Tacitus, in
+Carlyle, in Michelet, in Macaulay&mdash;that the novelist will
+find many of his own methods most conspicuously and adroitly
+handled.&nbsp; He will find besides that he, who is
+free&mdash;who has the right to invent or steal a missing
+incident, who has the right, more precious still, of wholesale
+omission&mdash;is frequently defeated, and, with all his
+advantages, leaves a less strong impression of reality and
+passion.&nbsp; Mr. James utters his mind with a becoming fervour
+on the sanctity of truth to the novelist; on a more careful
+examination truth will seem a word of very debateable propriety,
+not only for the labours of the novelist, but for those of the
+historian.&nbsp; No art&mdash;to use the daring phrase of Mr.
+James&mdash;can successfully &ldquo;compete with life&rdquo;; and
+the art that seeks to do so is condemned to perish <i>montibus
+aviis</i>.&nbsp; Life goes before us, infinite in complication;
+attended by the most various and surprising meteors; appealing at
+once to the eye, to the ear, to the mind&mdash;the seat of
+wonder, to the touch&mdash;so thrillingly delicate, and to the
+belly&mdash;so imperious when starved.&nbsp; It combines and
+employs in its manifestation the method and material, not of one
+art only, but of all the arts, Music is but an arbitrary trifling
+with a few of life&rsquo;s majestic chords; painting is but a
+shadow of its pageantry of light and colour; literature does but
+drily indicate that wealth of incident, of moral obligation, of
+virtue, vice, action, rapture and agony, with which it
+teems.&nbsp; To &ldquo;compete with life,&rdquo; whose sun we
+cannot look upon, whose passions and diseases waste and slay
+us&mdash;to compete with the flavour of wine, the beauty of the
+dawn, the scorching of fire, the bitterness of death and
+separation&mdash;here is, indeed, a projected escalade of heaven;
+here are, indeed, labours for a Hercules in a dress coat, armed
+with a pen and a dictionary to depict the passions, armed with a
+tube of superior flake-white to paint the portrait of the
+insufferable sun.&nbsp; No art is true in this sense: none can
+&ldquo;compete with life&rdquo;: not even history, built indeed
+of indisputable facts, but these facts robbed of their vivacity
+and sting; so that even when we read of the sack of a city or the
+fall of an empire, we are surprised, and justly commend the
+author&rsquo;s talent, if our pulse be quickened.&nbsp; And mark,
+for a last differentia, that this quickening of the pulse is, in
+almost every case, purely agreeable; that these phantom
+reproductions of experience, even at their most acute, convey
+decided pleasure; while experience itself, in the cockpit of
+life, can torture and slay.</p>
+<p>What, then, is the object, what the method, of an art, and
+what the source of its power?&nbsp; The whole secret is that no
+art does &ldquo;compete with life.&rdquo;&nbsp; Man&rsquo;s one
+method, whether he reasons or creates, is to half-shut his eyes
+against the dazzle and confusion of reality.&nbsp; The arts, like
+arithmetic and geometry, turn away their eyes from the gross,
+coloured and mobile nature at our feet, and regard instead a
+certain figmentary abstraction.&nbsp; Geometry will tell us of a
+circle, a thing never seen in nature; asked about a green circle
+or an iron circle, it lays its hand upon its mouth.&nbsp; So with
+the arts.&nbsp; Painting, ruefully comparing sunshine and
+flake-white, gives up truth of colour, as it had already given up
+relief and movement; and instead of vying with nature, arranges a
+scheme of harmonious tints.&nbsp; Literature, above all in its
+most typical mood, the mood of narrative, similarly flees the
+direct challenge and pursues instead an independent and creative
+aim.&nbsp; So far as it imitates at all, it imitates not life but
+speech: not the facts of human destiny, but the emphasis and the
+suppressions with which the human actor tells of them.&nbsp; The
+real art that dealt with life directly was that of the first men
+who told their stories round the savage camp-fire.&nbsp; Our art
+is occupied, and bound to be occupied, not so much in making
+stories true as in making them typical; not so much in capturing
+the lineaments of each fact, as in marshalling all of them
+towards a common end.&nbsp; For the welter of impressions, all
+forcible but all discreet, which life presents, it substitutes a
+certain artificial series of impressions, all indeed most feebly
+represented, but all aiming at the same effect, all eloquent of
+the same idea, all chiming together like consonant notes in music
+or like the graduated tints in a good picture.&nbsp; From all its
+chapters, from all its pages, from all its sentences, the
+well-written novel echoes and re-echoes its one creative and
+controlling thought; to this must every incident and character
+contribute; the style must have been pitched in unison with this;
+and if there is anywhere a word that looks another way, the book
+would be stronger, clearer, and (I had almost said) fuller
+without it.&nbsp; Life is monstrous, infinite, illogical, abrupt
+and poignant; a work of art, in comparison, is neat, finite,
+self-contained, rational, flowing and emasculate.&nbsp; Life
+imposes by brute energy, like inarticulate thunder; art catches
+the ear, among the far louder noises of experience, like an air
+artificially made by a discreet musician.&nbsp; A proposition of
+geometry does not compete with life; and a proposition of
+geometry is a fair and luminous parallel for a work of art.&nbsp;
+Both are reasonable, both untrue to the crude fact; both inhere
+in nature, neither represents it.&nbsp; The novel, which is a
+work of art, exists, not by its resemblances to life, which are
+forced and material, as a shoe must still consist of leather, but
+by its immeasurable difference from life, which is designed and
+significant, and is both the method and the meaning of the
+work.</p>
+<p>The life of man is not the subject of novels, but the
+inexhaustible magazine from which subjects are to be selected;
+the name of these is legion; and with each new subject&mdash;for
+here again I must differ by the whole width of heaven from Mr.
+James&mdash;the true artist will vary his method and change the
+point of attack.&nbsp; That which was in one case an excellence,
+will become a defect in another; what was the making of one book,
+will in the next be impertinent or dull.&nbsp; First each novel,
+and then each class of novels, exists by and for itself.&nbsp; I
+will take, for instance, three main classes, which are fairly
+distinct: first, the novel of adventure, which appeals to certain
+almost sensual and quite illogical tendencies in man; second, the
+novel of character, which appeals to our intellectual
+appreciation of man&rsquo;s foibles and mingled and inconstant
+motives; and third, the dramatic novel, which deals with the same
+stuff as the serious theatre, and appeals to our emotional nature
+and moral judgment.</p>
+<p>And first for the novel of adventure.&nbsp; Mr. James refers,
+with singular generosity of praise, to a little book about a
+quest for hidden treasure; but he lets fall, by the way, some
+rather startling words.&nbsp; In this book he misses what he
+calls the &ldquo;immense luxury&rdquo; of being able to quarrel
+with his author.&nbsp; The luxury, to most of us, is to lay by
+our judgment, to be submerged by the tale as by a billow, and
+only to awake, and begin to distinguish and find fault, when the
+piece is over and the volume laid aside.&nbsp; Still more
+remarkable is Mr. James&rsquo;s reason.&nbsp; He cannot criticise
+the author, as he goes, &ldquo;because,&rdquo; says he, comparing
+it with another work, &ldquo;<i>I have been a child</i>, <i>but I
+have never been on a quest for buried treasure</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Here is, indeed, a wilful paradox; for if he has never been on a
+quest for buried treasure, it can be demonstrated that he has
+never been a child.&nbsp; There never was a child (unless Master
+James) but has hunted gold, and been a pirate, and a military
+commander, and a bandit of the mountains; but has fought, and
+suffered shipwreck and prison, and imbrued its little hands in
+gore, and gallantly retrieved the lost battle, and triumphantly
+protected innocence and beauty.&nbsp; Elsewhere in his essay Mr.
+James has protested with excellent reason against too narrow a
+conception of experience; for the born artist, he contends, the
+&ldquo;faintest hints of life&rdquo; are converted into
+revelations; and it will be found true, I believe, in a majority
+of cases, that the artist writes with more gusto and effect of
+those things which he has only wished to do, than of those which
+he has done.&nbsp; Desire is a wonderful telescope, and Pisgah
+the best observatory.&nbsp; Now, while it is true that neither
+Mr. James nor the author of the work in question has ever, in the
+fleshly sense, gone questing after gold, it is probable that both
+have ardently desired and fondly imagined the details of such a
+life in youthful day-dreams; and the author, counting upon that,
+and well aware (cunning and low-minded man!) that this class of
+interest, having been frequently treated, finds a readily
+accessible and beaten road to the sympathies of the reader,
+addressed himself throughout to the building up and
+circumstantiation of this boyish dream.&nbsp; Character to the
+boy is a sealed book; for him, a pirate is a beard, a pair of
+wide trousers and a liberal complement of pistols.&nbsp; The
+author, for the sake of circumstantiation and because he was
+himself more or less grown up, admitted character, within certain
+limits, into his design; but only within certain limits.&nbsp;
+Had the same puppets figured in a scheme of another sort, they
+had been drawn to very different purpose; for in this elementary
+novel of adventure, the characters need to be presented with but
+one class of qualities&mdash;the warlike and formidable.&nbsp; So
+as they appear insidious in deceit and fatal in the combat, they
+have served their end.&nbsp; Danger is the matter with which this
+class of novel deals; fear, the passion with which it idly
+trifles; and the characters are portrayed only so far as they
+realise the sense of danger and provoke the sympathy of
+fear.&nbsp; To add more traits, to be too clever, to start the
+hare of moral or intellectual interest while we are running the
+fox of material interest, is not to enrich but to stultify your
+tale.&nbsp; The stupid reader will only be offended, and the
+clever reader lose the scent.</p>
+<p>The novel of character has this difference from all others:
+that it requires no coherency of plot, and for this reason, as in
+the case of <i>Gil Blas</i>, it is sometimes called the novel of
+adventure.&nbsp; It turns on the humours of the persons
+represented; these are, to be sure, embodied in incidents, but
+the incidents themselves, being tributary, need not march in a
+progression; and the characters may be statically shown.&nbsp; As
+they enter, so they may go out; they must be consistent, but they
+need not grow.&nbsp; Here Mr. James will recognise the note of
+much of his own work: he treats, for the most part, the statics
+of character, studying it at rest or only gently moved; and, with
+his usual delicate and just artistic instinct, he avoids those
+stronger passions which would deform the attitudes he loves to
+study, and change his sitters from the humorists of ordinary life
+to the brute forces and bare types of more emotional
+moments.&nbsp; In his recent <i>Author of Beltraffio</i>, so just
+in conception, so nimble and neat in workmanship, strong passion
+is indeed employed; but observe that it is not displayed.&nbsp;
+Even in the heroine the working of the passion is suppressed; and
+the great struggle, the true tragedy, the
+<i>sc&egrave;ne-&agrave;-faire</i> passes unseen behind the
+panels of a locked door.&nbsp; The delectable invention of the
+young visitor is introduced, consciously or not, to this end:
+that Mr. James, true to his method, might avoid the scene of
+passion.&nbsp; I trust no reader will suppose me guilty of
+undervaluing this little masterpiece.&nbsp; I mean merely that it
+belongs to one marked class of novel, and that it would have been
+very differently conceived and treated had it belonged to that
+other marked class, of which I now proceed to speak.</p>
+<p>I take pleasure in calling the dramatic novel by that name,
+because it enables me to point out by the way a strange and
+peculiarly English misconception.&nbsp; It is sometimes supposed
+that the drama consists of incident.&nbsp; It consists of
+passion, which gives the actor his opportunity; and that passion
+must progressively increase, or the actor, as the piece
+proceeded, would be unable to carry the audience from a lower to
+a higher pitch of interest and emotion.&nbsp; A good serious play
+must therefore be founded on one of the passionate <i>cruces</i>
+of life, where duty and inclination come nobly to the grapple;
+and the same is true of what I call, for that reason, the
+dramatic novel.&nbsp; I will instance a few worthy specimens, all
+of our own day and language; Meredith&rsquo;s <i>Rhoda
+Fleming</i>, that wonderful and painful book, long out of print,
+<a name="citation178"></a><a href="#footnote178"
+class="citation">[178]</a> and hunted for at bookstalls like an
+Aldine; Hardy&rsquo;s <i>Pair of Blue Eyes</i>; and two of
+Charles Reade&rsquo;s, <i>Griffith Gaunt</i> and the <i>Double
+Marriage</i>, originally called <i>White Lies</i>, and founded
+(by an accident quaintly favourable to my nomenclature) on a play
+by Maquet, the partner of the great Dumas.&nbsp; In this kind of
+novel the closed door of <i>The Author of Beltraffio</i> must be
+broken open; passion must appear upon the scene and utter its
+last word; passion is the be-all and the end-all, the plot and
+the solution, the protagonist and the <i>deus ex
+machin&acirc;</i> in one.&nbsp; The characters may come anyhow
+upon the stage: we do not care; the point is, that, before they
+leave it, they shall become transfigured and raised out of
+themselves by passion.&nbsp; It may be part of the design to draw
+them with detail; to depict a full-length character, and then
+behold it melt and change in the furnace of emotion.&nbsp; But
+there is no obligation of the sort; nice portraiture is not
+required; and we are content to accept mere abstract types, so
+they be strongly and sincerely moved.&nbsp; A novel of this class
+may be even great, and yet contain no individual figure; it may
+be great, because it displays the workings of the perturbed heart
+and the impersonal utterance of passion; and with an artist of
+the second class it is, indeed, even more likely to be great,
+when the issue has thus been narrowed and the whole force of the
+writer&rsquo;s mind directed to passion alone.&nbsp; Cleverness
+again, which has its fair field in the novel of character, is
+debarred all entry upon this more solemn theatre.&nbsp; A
+far-fetched motive, an ingenious evasion of the issue, a witty
+instead of a passionate turn, offend us like an
+insincerity.&nbsp; All should be plain, all straightforward to
+the end.&nbsp; Hence it is that, in <i>Rhoda Fleming</i>, Mrs.
+Lovell raises such resentment in the reader; her motives are too
+flimsy, her ways are too equivocal, for the weight and strength
+of her surroundings.&nbsp; Hence the hot indignation of the
+reader when Balzac, after having begun the <i>Duchesse de
+Langeais</i> in terms of strong if somewhat swollen passion, cuts
+the knot by the derangement of the hero&rsquo;s clock.&nbsp; Such
+personages and incidents belong to the novel of character; they
+are out of place in the high society of the passions; when the
+passions are introduced in art at their full height, we look to
+see them, not baffled and impotently striving, as in life, but
+towering above circumstance and acting substitutes for fate.</p>
+<p>And here I can imagine Mr. James, with his lucid sense, to
+intervene.&nbsp; To much of what I have said he would apparently
+demur; in much he would, somewhat impatiently, acquiesce.&nbsp;
+It may be true; but it is not what he desired to say or to hear
+said.&nbsp; He spoke of the finished picture and its worth when
+done; I, of the brushes, the palette, and the north light.&nbsp;
+He uttered his views in the tone and for the ear of good society;
+I, with the emphasis and technicalities of the obtrusive
+student.&nbsp; But the point, I may reply, is not merely to amuse
+the public, but to offer helpful advice to the young
+writer.&nbsp; And the young writer will not so much be helped by
+genial pictures of what an art may aspire to at its highest, as
+by a true idea of what it must be on the lowest terms.&nbsp; The
+best that we can say to him is this: Let him choose a motive,
+whether of character or passion; carefully construct his plot so
+that every incident is an illustration of the motive, and every
+property employed shall bear to it a near relation of congruity
+or contrast; avoid a sub-plot, unless, as sometimes in
+Shakespeare, the sub-plot be a reversion or complement of the
+main intrigue; suffer not his style to flag below the level of
+the argument; pitch the key of conversation, not with any thought
+of how men talk in parlours, but with a single eye to the degree
+of passion he may be called on to express; and allow neither
+himself in the narrative nor any character in the course of the
+dialogue, to utter one sentence that is not part and parcel of
+the business of the story or the discussion of the problem
+involved.&nbsp; Let him not regret if this shortens his book; it
+will be better so; for to add irrelevant matter is not to
+lengthen but to bury.&nbsp; Let him not mind if he miss a
+thousand qualities, so that he keeps unflaggingly in pursuit of
+the one he has chosen.&nbsp; Let him not care particularly if he
+miss the tone of conversation, the pungent material detail of the
+day&rsquo;s manners, the reproduction of the atmosphere and the
+environment.&nbsp; These elements are not essential: a novel may
+be excellent, and yet have none of them; a passion or a character
+is so much the better depicted as it rises clearer from material
+circumstance.&nbsp; In this age of the particular, let him
+remember the ages of the abstract, the great books of the past,
+the brave men that lived before Shakespeare and before
+Balzac.&nbsp; And as the root of the whole matter, let him bear
+in mind that his novel is not a transcript of life, to be judged
+by its exactitude; but a simplification of some side or point of
+life, to stand or fall by its significant simplicity.&nbsp; For
+although, in great men, working upon great motives, what we
+observe and admire is often their complexity, yet underneath
+appearances the truth remains unchanged: that simplification was
+their method, and that simplicity is their excellence.</p>
+<h3>II</h3>
+<p>Since the above was written another novelist has entered
+repeatedly the lists of theory: one well worthy of mention, Mr.
+W. D. Howells; and none ever couched a lance with narrower
+convictions.&nbsp; His own work and those of his pupils and
+masters singly occupy his mind; he is the bondslave, the zealot
+of his school; he dreams of an advance in art like what there is
+in science; he thinks of past things as radically dead; he thinks
+a form can be outlived: a strange immersion in his own history; a
+strange forgetfulness of the history of the race!&nbsp;
+Meanwhile, by a glance at his own works (could he see them with
+the eager eyes of his readers) much of this illusion would be
+dispelled.&nbsp; For while he holds all the poor little
+orthodoxies of the day&mdash;no poorer and no smaller than those
+of yesterday or to-morrow, poor and small, indeed, only so far as
+they are exclusive&mdash;the living quality of much that he has
+done is of a contrary, I had almost said of a heretical,
+complexion.&nbsp; A man, as I read him, of an originally strong
+romantic bent&mdash;a certain glow of romance still resides in
+many of his books, and lends them their distinction.&nbsp; As by
+accident he runs out and revels in the exceptional; and it is
+then, as often as not, that his reader rejoices&mdash;justly, as
+I contend.&nbsp; For in all this excessive eagerness to be
+centrally human, is there not one central human thing that Mr.
+Howells is too often tempted to neglect: I mean himself?&nbsp; A
+poet, a finished artist, a man in love with the appearances of
+life, a cunning reader of the mind, he has other passions and
+aspirations than those he loves to draw.&nbsp; And why should he
+suppress himself and do such reverence to the Lemuel
+Barkers?&nbsp; The obvious is not of necessity the normal;
+fashion rules and deforms; the majority fall tamely into the
+contemporary shape, and thus attain, in the eyes of the true
+observer, only a higher power of insignificance; and the danger
+is lest, in seeking to draw the normal, a man should draw the
+null, and write the novel of society instead of the romance of
+man.</p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">Printed by <span
+class="smcap">Ballantyne, Hanson &amp; Co.</span><br />
+Edinburgh &amp; London</p>
+<h2>Footnotes:</h2>
+<p><a name="footnote1"></a><a href="#citation1"
+class="footnote">[1]</a>&nbsp; 1881.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote15"></a><a href="#citation15"
+class="footnote">[15]</a> Written for the &ldquo;Book&rdquo; of
+the Edinburgh University Union Fancy Fair.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote17"></a><a href="#citation17"
+class="footnote">[17]</a>&nbsp; Professor Tait&rsquo;s laboratory
+assistant.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote84"></a><a href="#citation84"
+class="footnote">[84]</a>&nbsp; In Dr. Murray&rsquo;s admirable
+new dictionary, I have remarked a flaw <i>sub voce</i>
+Beacon.&nbsp; In its express, technical sense, a beacon may be
+defined as &ldquo;a founded, artificial sea-mark, not
+lighted.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="footnote100"></a><a href="#citation100"
+class="footnote">[100]</a>&nbsp; The late Fleeming Jenkin.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote105"></a><a href="#citation105"
+class="footnote">[105]</a>&nbsp; This sequel was called forth by
+an excellent article in <i>The Spectator</i>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote128"></a><a href="#citation128"
+class="footnote">[128]</a>&nbsp; Waiter, Watty, Woggy, Woggs,
+Wogg, and lastly Bogue; under which last name he fell in battle
+some twelve months ago.&nbsp; Glory was his aim and he attained
+it; for his icon, by the hand of Caldecott, now lies among the
+treasures of the nation.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote153"></a><a href="#citation153"
+class="footnote">[153]</a>&nbsp; Since traced by many obliging
+correspondents to the gallery of Charles Kingsley.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote155"></a><a href="#citation155"
+class="footnote">[155]</a>&nbsp; Since the above was written I
+have tried to launch the boat with my own hands in
+<i>Kidnapped</i>.&nbsp; Some day, perhaps, I may try a rattle at
+the shutters.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote157"></a><a href="#citation157"
+class="footnote">[157]</a>&nbsp; 1882.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote168a"></a><a href="#citation168a"
+class="footnote">[168a]</a>&nbsp; This paper, which does not
+otherwise fit the present volume, is reprinted here as the proper
+continuation of the last.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote168b"></a><a href="#citation168b"
+class="footnote">[168b]</a>&nbsp; 1884</p>
+<p><a name="footnote178"></a><a href="#citation178"
+class="footnote">[178]</a>&nbsp; Now no longer so, thank
+Heaven!</p>
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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Memories and Portraits, by Robert Louis
+Stevenson
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+Title: Memories and Portraits
+
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+Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
+
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+Release Date: October 22, 2010 [eBook #381]
+First posted: November 27, 1995
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MEMORIES AND PORTRAITS***
+
+
+Transcribed from the 1912 Chatto and Windus edition by David Price, email
+ccx074@pglaf.org
+
+
+
+
+MEMORIES AND
+PORTRAITS
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ BY
+ ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON
+
+ [Picture: Graphic]
+
+ FINE-PAPER EDITION
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ LONDON
+ CHATTO & WINDUS
+ 1912
+
+ Printed by BALLANTYNE, HANSON & CO.
+ At the Ballantyne Press, Edinburgh
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ TO
+ MY MOTHER
+ IN THE
+ NAME OF PAST JOY AND PRESENT SORROW
+ _I DEDICATE_
+ THESE MEMORIES AND PORTRAITS
+
+_S.S._ "_Ludgate Hill_"
+ _within sight of Cape Race_
+
+
+
+
+NOTE
+
+
+This volume of papers, unconnected as they are, it will be better to read
+through from the beginning, rather than dip into at random. A certain
+thread of meaning binds them. Memories of childhood and youth, portraits
+of those who have gone before us in the battle--taken together, they
+build up a face that "I have loved long since and lost awhile," the face
+of what was once myself. This has come by accident; I had no design at
+first to be autobiographical; I was but led away by the charm of beloved
+memories and by regret for the irrevocable dead; and when my own young
+face (which is a face of the dead also) began to appear in the well as by
+a kind of magic, I was the first to be surprised at the occurrence.
+
+My grandfather the pious child, my father the idle eager sentimental
+youth, I have thus unconsciously exposed. Of their descendant, the
+person of to-day, I wish to keep the secret: not because I love him
+better, but because, with him, I am still in a business partnership, and
+cannot divide interests.
+
+Of the papers which make up the volume, some have appeared already in
+_The Cornhill_, _Longman's_, _Scribner_, _The English Illustrated_, _The
+Magazine of Art_, _The Contemporary Review_; three are here in print for
+the first time; and two others have enjoyed only what may he regarded as
+a private circulation.
+
+ R. L S.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+ I. THE FOREIGNER AT HOME
+ II. SOME COLLEGE MEMORIES
+ III. OLD MORALITY
+ IV. A COLLEGE MAGAZINE
+ V. AN OLD SCOTCH GARDENER
+ VI. PASTORAL
+ VII. THE MANSE
+ VIII. MEMORIES OF AN ISLET
+ IX. THOMAS STEVENSON
+ X. TALK AND TALKERS: FIRST PAPER
+ XI. TALK AND TALKERS: SECOND PAPER
+ XII. THE CHARACTER OF DOGS
+ XIII. "A PENNY PLAIN AND TWOPENCE COLOURED"
+ XIV. A GOSSIP ON A NOVEL OF DUMAS'S
+ XV. A GOSSIP ON ROMANCE
+ XVI. A HUMBLE REMONSTRANCE
+
+CHAPTER I. THE FOREIGNER AT HOME
+
+
+ "This is no my ain house;
+ I ken by the biggin' o't."
+
+Two recent books {1} one by Mr. Grant White on England, one on France by
+the diabolically clever Mr. Hillebrand, may well have set people thinking
+on the divisions of races and nations. Such thoughts should arise with
+particular congruity and force to inhabitants of that United Kingdom,
+peopled from so many different stocks, babbling so many different
+dialects, and offering in its extent such singular contrasts, from the
+busiest over-population to the unkindliest desert, from the Black Country
+to the Moor of Rannoch. It is not only when we cross the seas that we go
+abroad; there are foreign parts of England; and the race that has
+conquered so wide an empire has not yet managed to assimilate the islands
+whence she sprang. Ireland, Wales, and the Scottish mountains still
+cling, in part, to their old Gaelic speech. It was but the other day
+that English triumphed in Cornwall, and they still show in Mousehole, on
+St. Michael's Bay, the house of the last Cornish-speaking woman. English
+itself, which will now frank the traveller through the most of North
+America, through the greater South Sea Islands, in India, along much of
+the coast of Africa, and in the ports of China and Japan, is still to be
+heard, in its home country, in half a hundred varying stages of
+transition. You may go all over the States, and--setting aside the
+actual intrusion and influence of foreigners, negro, French, or
+Chinese--you shall scarce meet with so marked a difference of accent as
+in the forty miles between Edinburgh and Glasgow, or of dialect as in the
+hundred miles between Edinburgh and Aberdeen. Book English has gone
+round the world, but at home we still preserve the racy idioms of our
+fathers, and every county, in some parts every dale, has its own quality
+of speech, vocal or verbal. In like manner, local custom and prejudice,
+even local religion and local law, linger on into the latter end of the
+nineteenth century--_imperia in imperio_, foreign things at home.
+
+In spite of these promptings to reflection, ignorance of his neighbours
+is the character of the typical John Bull. His is a domineering nature,
+steady in fight, imperious to command, but neither curious nor quick
+about the life of others. In French colonies, and still more in the
+Dutch, I have read that there is an immediate and lively contact between
+the dominant and the dominated race, that a certain sympathy is begotten,
+or at the least a transfusion of prejudices, making life easier for both.
+But the Englishman sits apart, bursting with pride and ignorance. He
+figures among his vassals in the hour of peace with the same disdainful
+air that led him on to victory. A passing enthusiasm for some foreign
+art or fashion may deceive the world, it cannot impose upon his
+intimates. He may be amused by a foreigner as by a monkey, but he will
+never condescend to study him with any patience. Miss Bird, an authoress
+with whom I profess myself in love, declares all the viands of Japan to
+be uneatable--a staggering pretension. So, when the Prince of Wales's
+marriage was celebrated at Mentone by a dinner to the Mentonese, it was
+proposed to give them solid English fare--roast beef and plum pudding,
+and no tomfoolery. Here we have either pole of the Britannic folly. We
+will not eat the food of any foreigner; nor, when we have the chance,
+will we suffer him to eat of it himself. The same spirit inspired Miss
+Bird's American missionaries, who had come thousands of miles to change
+the faith of Japan, and openly professed their ignorance of the religions
+they were trying to supplant.
+
+I quote an American in this connection without scruple. Uncle Sam is
+better than John Bull, but he is tarred with the English stick. For Mr.
+Grant White the States are the New England States and nothing more. He
+wonders at the amount of drinking in London; let him try San Francisco.
+He wittily reproves English ignorance as to the status of women in
+America; but has he not himself forgotten Wyoming? The name Yankee, of
+which he is so tenacious, is used over the most of the great Union as a
+term of reproach. The Yankee States, of which he is so staunch a
+subject, are but a drop in the bucket. And we find in his book a vast
+virgin ignorance of the life and prospects of America; every view
+partial, parochial, not raised to the horizon; the moral feeling proper,
+at the largest, to a clique of states; and the whole scope and atmosphere
+not American, but merely Yankee. I will go far beyond him in reprobating
+the assumption and the incivility of my countryfolk to their cousins from
+beyond the sea; I grill in my blood over the silly rudeness of our
+newspaper articles; and I do not know where to look when I find myself in
+company with an American and see my countrymen unbending to him as to a
+performing dog. But in the case of Mr. Grant White example were better
+than precept. Wyoming is, after all, more readily accessible to Mr.
+White than Boston to the English, and the New England self-sufficiency no
+better justified than the Britannic.
+
+It is so, perhaps, in all countries; perhaps in all, men are most
+ignorant of the foreigners at home. John Bull is ignorant of the States;
+he is probably ignorant of India; but considering his opportunities, he
+is far more ignorant of countries nearer his own door. There is one
+country, for instance--its frontier not so far from London, its people
+closely akin, its language the same in all essentials with the
+English--of which I will go bail he knows nothing. His ignorance of the
+sister kingdom cannot be described; it can only be illustrated by
+anecdote. I once travelled with a man of plausible manners and good
+intelligence--a University man, as the phrase goes--a man, besides, who
+had taken his degree in life and knew a thing or two about the age we
+live in. We were deep in talk, whirling between Peterborough and London;
+among other things, he began to describe some piece of legal injustice he
+had recently encountered, and I observed in my innocence that things were
+not so in Scotland. "I beg your pardon," said he, "this is a matter of
+law." He had never heard of the Scots law; nor did he choose to be
+informed. The law was the same for the whole country, he told me
+roundly; every child knew that. At last, to settle matters, I explained
+to him that I was a member of a Scottish legal body, and had stood the
+brunt of an examination in the very law in question. Thereupon he looked
+me for a moment full in the face and dropped the conversation. This is a
+monstrous instance, if you like, but it does not stand alone in the
+experience of Scots.
+
+England and Scotland differ, indeed, in law, in history, in religion, in
+education, and in the very look of nature and men's faces, not always
+widely, but always trenchantly. Many particulars that struck Mr. Grant
+White, a Yankee, struck me, a Scot, no less forcibly; he and I felt
+ourselves foreigners on many common provocations. A Scotchman may tramp
+the better part of Europe and the United States, and never again receive
+so vivid an impression of foreign travel and strange lands and manners as
+on his first excursion into England. The change from a hilly to a level
+country strikes him with delighted wonder. Along the flat horizon there
+arise the frequent venerable towers of churches. He sees at the end of
+airy vistas the revolution of the windmill sails. He may go where he
+pleases in the future; he may see Alps, and Pyramids, and lions; but it
+will be hard to beat the pleasure of that moment. There are, indeed, few
+merrier spectacles than that of many windmills bickering together in a
+fresh breeze over a woody country; their halting alacrity of movement,
+their pleasant business, making bread all day with uncouth
+gesticulations, their air, gigantically human, as of a creature half
+alive, put a spirit of romance into the tamest landscape. When the
+Scotch child sees them first he falls immediately in love; and from that
+time forward windmills keep turning in his dreams. And so, in their
+degree, with every feature of the life and landscape. The warm,
+habitable age of towns and hamlets, the green, settled, ancient look of
+the country; the lush hedgerows, stiles, and privy path-ways in the
+fields; the sluggish, brimming rivers; chalk and smock-frocks; chimes of
+bells and the rapid, pertly-sounding English speech--they are all new to
+the curiosity; they are all set to English airs in the child's story that
+he tells himself at night. The sharp edge of novelty wears off; the
+feeling is scotched, but I doubt whether it is ever killed. Rather it
+keeps returning, ever the more rarely and strangely, and even in scenes
+to which you have been long accustomed suddenly awakes and gives a relish
+to enjoyment or heightens the sense of isolation.
+
+One thing especially continues unfamiliar to the Scotchman's eye--the
+domestic architecture, the look of streets and buildings; the quaint,
+venerable age of many, and the thin walls and warm colouring of all. We
+have, in Scotland, far fewer ancient buildings, above all in country
+places; and those that we have are all of hewn or harled masonry. Wood
+has been sparingly used in their construction; the window-frames are
+sunken in the wall, not flat to the front, as in England; the roofs are
+steeper-pitched; even a hill farm will have a massy, square, cold and
+permanent appearance. English houses, in comparison, have the look of
+cardboard toys, such as a puff might shatter. And to this the Scotchman
+never becomes used. His eye can never rest consciously on one of these
+brick houses--rickles of brick, as he might call them--or on one of these
+flat-chested streets, but he is instantly reminded where he is, and
+instantly travels back in fancy to his home. "This is no my ain house; I
+ken by the biggin' o't." And yet perhaps it is his own, bought with his
+own money, the key of it long polished in his pocket; but it has not yet,
+and never will be, thoroughly adopted by his imagination; nor does he
+cease to remember that, in the whole length and breadth of his native
+country, there was no building even distantly resembling it.
+
+But it is not alone in scenery and architecture that we count England
+foreign. The constitution of society, the very pillars of the empire,
+surprise and even pain us. The dull, neglected peasant, sunk in matter,
+insolent, gross and servile, makes a startling contrast with our own
+long-legged, long-headed, thoughtful, Bible-quoting ploughman. A week or
+two in such a place as Suffolk leaves the Scotchman gasping. It seems
+incredible that within the boundaries of his own island a class should
+have been thus forgotten. Even the educated and intelligent, who hold
+our own opinions and speak in our own words, yet seem to hold them with a
+difference or, from another reason, and to speak on all things with less
+interest and conviction. The first shock of English society is like a
+cold plunge. It is possible that the Scot comes looking for too much,
+and to be sure his first experiment will be in the wrong direction. Yet
+surely his complaint is grounded; surely the speech of Englishmen is too
+often lacking in generous ardour, the better part of the man too often
+withheld from the social commerce, and the contact of mind with mind
+evaded as with terror. A Scotch peasant will talk more liberally out of
+his own experience. He will not put you by with conversational counters
+and small jests; he will give you the best of himself, like one
+interested in life and man's chief end. A Scotchman is vain, interested
+in himself and others, eager for sympathy, setting forth his thoughts and
+experience in the best light. The egoism of the Englishman is
+self-contained. He does not seek to proselytise. He takes no interest
+in Scotland or the Scotch, and, what is the unkindest cut of all, he does
+not care to justify his indifference. Give him the wages of going on and
+being an Englishman, that is all he asks; and in the meantime, while you
+continue to associate, he would rather not be reminded of your baser
+origin. Compared with the grand, tree-like self-sufficiency of his
+demeanour, the vanity and curiosity of the Scot seem uneasy, vulgar, and
+immodest. That you should continually try to establish human and serious
+relations, that you should actually feel an interest in John Bull, and
+desire and invite a return of interest from him, may argue something more
+awake and lively in your mind, but it still puts you in the attitude of a
+suitor and a poor relation. Thus even the lowest class of the educated
+English towers over a Scotchman by the head and shoulders.
+
+Different indeed is the atmosphere in which Scotch and English youth
+begin to look about them, come to themselves in life, and gather up those
+first apprehensions which are the material of future thought and, to a
+great extent, the rule of future conduct. I have been to school in both
+countries, and I found, in the boys of the North, something at once
+rougher and more tender, at once more reserve and more expansion, a
+greater habitual distance chequered by glimpses of a nearer intimacy, and
+on the whole wider extremes of temperament and sensibility. The boy of
+the South seems more wholesome, but less thoughtful; he gives himself to
+games as to a business, striving to excel, but is not readily transported
+by imagination; the type remains with me as cleaner in mind and body,
+more active, fonder of eating, endowed with a lesser and a less romantic
+sense of life and of the future, and more immersed in present
+circumstances. And certainly, for one thing, English boys are younger
+for their age. Sabbath observance makes a series of grim, and perhaps
+serviceable, pauses in the tenor of Scotch boyhood--days of great
+stillness and solitude for the rebellious mind, when in the dearth of
+books and play, and in the intervals of studying the Shorter Catechism,
+the intellect and senses prey upon and test each other. The typical
+English Sunday, with the huge midday dinner and the plethoric afternoon,
+leads perhaps to different results. About the very cradle of the Scot
+there goes a hum of metaphysical divinity; and the whole of two divergent
+systems is summed up, not merely speciously, in the two first questions
+of the rival catechisms, the English tritely inquiring, "What is your
+name?" the Scottish striking at the very roots of life with, "What is the
+chief end of man?" and answering nobly, if obscurely, "To glorify God and
+to enjoy Him for ever." I do not wish to make an idol of the Shorter
+Catechism; but the fact of such a question being asked opens to us Scotch
+a great field of speculation; and the fact that it is asked of all of us,
+from the peer to the ploughboy, binds us more nearly together. No
+Englishman of Byron's age, character, and history would have had patience
+for long theological discussions on the way to fight for Greece; but the
+daft Gordon blood and the Aberdonian school-days kept their influence to
+the end. We have spoken of the material conditions; nor need much more
+be said of these: of the land lying everywhere more exposed, of the wind
+always louder and bleaker, of the black, roaring winters, of the gloom of
+high-lying, old stone cities, imminent on the windy seaboard; compared
+with the level streets, the warm colouring of the brick, the domestic
+quaintness of the architecture, among which English children begin to
+grow up and come to themselves in life. As the stage of the University
+approaches, the contrast becomes more express. The English lad goes to
+Oxford or Cambridge; there, in an ideal world of gardens, to lead a
+semi-scenic life, costumed, disciplined and drilled by proctors. Nor is
+this to be regarded merely as a stage of education; it is a piece of
+privilege besides, and a step that separates him further from the bulk of
+his compatriots. At an earlier age the Scottish lad begins his greatly
+different experience of crowded class-rooms, of a gaunt quadrangle, of a
+bell hourly booming over the traffic of the city to recall him from the
+public-house where he has been lunching, or the streets where he has been
+wandering fancy-free. His college life has little of restraint, and
+nothing of necessary gentility. He will find no quiet clique of the
+exclusive, studious and cultured; no rotten borough of the arts. All
+classes rub shoulders on the greasy benches. The raffish young gentleman
+in gloves must measure his scholarship with the plain, clownish laddie
+from the parish school. They separate, at the session's end, one to
+smoke cigars about a watering-place, the other to resume the labours of
+the field beside his peasant family. The first muster of a college class
+in Scotland is a scene of curious and painful interest; so many lads,
+fresh from the heather, hang round the stove in cloddish embarrassment,
+ruffled by the presence of their smarter comrades, and afraid of the
+sound of their own rustic voices. It was in these early days, I think,
+that Professor Blackie won the affection of his pupils, putting these
+uncouth, umbrageous students at their ease with ready human geniality.
+Thus, at least, we have a healthy democratic atmosphere to breathe in
+while at work; even when there is no cordiality there is always a
+juxtaposition of the different classes, and in the competition of study
+the intellectual power of each is plainly demonstrated to the other. Our
+tasks ended, we of the North go forth as freemen into the humming,
+lamplit city. At five o'clock you may see the last of us hiving from the
+college gates, in the glare of the shop windows, under the green glimmer
+of the winter sunset. The frost tingles in our blood; no proctor lies in
+wait to intercept us; till the bell sounds again, we are the masters of
+the world; and some portion of our lives is always Saturday, _la treve de
+Dieu_.
+
+Nor must we omit the sense of the nature of his country and his country's
+history gradually growing in the child's mind from story and from
+observation. A Scottish child hears much of shipwreck, outlying iron
+skerries, pitiless breakers, and great sea-lights; much of heathery
+mountains, wild clans, and hunted Covenanters. Breaths come to him in
+song of the distant Cheviots and the ring of foraying hoofs. He glories
+in his hard-fisted forefathers, of the iron girdle and the handful of
+oat-meal, who rode so swiftly and lived so sparely on their raids.
+Poverty, ill-luck, enterprise, and constant resolution are the fibres of
+the legend of his country's history. The heroes and kings of Scotland
+have been tragically fated; the most marking incidents in Scottish
+history--Flodden, Darien, or the Forty-five--were still either failures
+or defeats; and the fall of Wallace and the repeated reverses of the
+Bruce combine with the very smallness of the country to teach rather a
+moral than a material criterion for life. Britain is altogether small,
+the mere taproot of her extended empire: Scotland, again, which alone the
+Scottish boy adopts in his imagination, is but a little part of that, and
+avowedly cold, sterile and unpopulous. It is not so for nothing. I once
+seemed to have perceived in an American boy a greater readiness of
+sympathy for lands that are great, and rich, and growing, like his own.
+It proved to be quite otherwise: a mere dumb piece of boyish romance,
+that I had lacked penetration to divine. But the error serves the
+purpose of my argument; for I am sure, at least, that the heart of young
+Scotland will be always touched more nearly by paucity of number and
+Spartan poverty of life.
+
+So we may argue, and yet the difference is not explained. That Shorter
+Catechism which I took as being so typical of Scotland, was yet composed
+in the city of Westminster. The division of races is more sharply marked
+within the borders of Scotland itself than between the countries.
+Galloway and Buchan, Lothian and Lochaber, are like foreign parts; yet
+you may choose a man from any of them, and, ten to one, he shall prove to
+have the headmark of a Scot. A century and a half ago the Highlander
+wore a different costume, spoke a different language, worshipped in
+another church, held different morals, and obeyed a different social
+constitution from his fellow-countrymen either of the south or north.
+Even the English, it is recorded, did not loathe the Highlander and the
+Highland costume as they were loathed by the remainder of the Scotch.
+Yet the Highlander felt himself a Scot. He would willingly raid into the
+Scotch lowlands; but his courage failed him at the border, and he
+regarded England as a perilous, unhomely land. When the Black Watch,
+after years of foreign service, returned to Scotland, veterans leaped out
+and kissed the earth at Port Patrick. They had been in Ireland,
+stationed among men of their own race and language, where they were well
+liked and treated with affection; but it was the soil of Galloway that
+they kissed at the extreme end of the hostile lowlands, among a people
+who did not understand their speech, and who had hated, harried, and
+hanged them since the dawn of history. Last, and perhaps most curious,
+the sons of chieftains were often educated on the continent of Europe.
+They went abroad speaking Gaelic; they returned speaking, not English,
+but the broad dialect of Scotland. Now, what idea had they in their
+minds when they thus, in thought, identified themselves with their
+ancestral enemies? What was the sense in which they were Scotch and not
+English, or Scotch and not Irish? Can a bare name be thus influential on
+the minds and affections of men, and a political aggregation blind them
+to the nature of facts? The story of the Austrian Empire would seem to
+answer, NO; the far more galling business of Ireland clenches the
+negative from nearer home. Is it common education, common morals, a
+common language or a common faith, that join men into nations? There
+were practically none of these in the case we are considering.
+
+The fact remains: in spite of the difference of blood and language, the
+Lowlander feels himself the sentimental countryman of the Highlander.
+When they meet abroad, they fall upon each other's necks in spirit; even
+at home there is a kind of clannish intimacy in their talk. But from his
+compatriot in the south the Lowlander stands consciously apart. He has
+had a different training; he obeys different laws; he makes his will in
+other terms, is otherwise divorced and married; his eyes are not at home
+in an English landscape or with English houses; his ear continues to
+remark the English speech; and even though his tongue acquire the
+Southern knack, he will still have a strong Scotch accent of the mind.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II. SOME COLLEGE MEMORIES {15}
+
+
+I am asked to write something (it is not specifically stated what) to the
+profit and glory of my _Alma Mater_; and the fact is I seem to be in very
+nearly the same case with those who addressed me, for while I am willing
+enough to write something, I know not what to write. Only one point I
+see, that if I am to write at all, it should be of the University itself
+and my own days under its shadow; of the things that are still the same
+and of those that are already changed: such talk, in short, as would pass
+naturally between a student of to-day and one of yesterday, supposing
+them to meet and grow confidential.
+
+The generations pass away swiftly enough on the high seas of life; more
+swiftly still in the little bubbling back-water of the quadrangle; so
+that we see there, on a scale startlingly diminished, the flight of time
+and the succession of men. I looked for my name the other day in last
+year's case-book of the Speculative. Naturally enough I looked for it
+near the end; it was not there, nor yet in the next column, so that I
+began to think it had been dropped at press; and when at last I found it,
+mounted on the shoulders of so many successors, and looking in that
+posture like the name of a man of ninety, I was conscious of some of the
+dignity of years. This kind of dignity of temporal precession is likely,
+with prolonged life, to become more familiar, possibly less welcome; but
+I felt it strongly then, it is strongly on me now, and I am the more
+emboldened to speak with my successors in the tone of a parent and a
+praiser of things past.
+
+For, indeed, that which they attend is but a fallen University; it has
+doubtless some remains of good, for human institutions decline by gradual
+stages; but decline, in spite of all seeming embellishments, it does; and
+what is perhaps more singular, began to do so when I ceased to be a
+student. Thus, by an odd chance, I had the very last of the very best of
+_Alma Mater_; the same thing, I hear (which makes it the more strange),
+had previously happened to my father; and if they are good and do not
+die, something not at all unsimilar will be found in time to have
+befallen my successors of to-day. Of the specific points of change, of
+advantage in the past, of shortcoming in the present, I must own that, on
+a near examination, they look wondrous cloudy. The chief and far the
+most lamentable change is the absence of a certain lean, ugly, idle,
+unpopular student, whose presence was for me the gist and heart of the
+whole matter; whose changing humours, fine occasional purposes of good,
+flinching acceptance of evil, shiverings on wet, east-windy, morning
+journeys up to class, infinite yawnings during lecture and unquenchable
+gusto in the delights of truantry, made up the sunshine and shadow of my
+college life. You cannot fancy what you missed in missing him; his
+virtues, I make sure, are inconceivable to his successors, just as they
+were apparently concealed from his contemporaries, for I was practically
+alone in the pleasure I had in his society. Poor soul, I remember how
+much he was cast down at times, and how life (which had not yet begun)
+seemed to be already at an end, and hope quite dead, and misfortune and
+dishonour, like physical presences, dogging him as he went. And it may
+be worth while to add that these clouds rolled away in their season, and
+that all clouds roll away at last, and the troubles of youth in
+particular are things but of a moment. So this student, whom I have in
+my eye, took his full share of these concerns, and that very largely by
+his own fault; but he still clung to his fortune, and in the midst of
+much misconduct, kept on in his own way learning how to work; and at
+last, to his wonder, escaped out of the stage of studentship not openly
+shamed; leaving behind him the University of Edinburgh shorn of a good
+deal of its interest for myself.
+
+But while he is (in more senses than one) the first person, he is by no
+means the only one whom I regret, or whom the students of to-day, if they
+knew what they had lost, would regret also. They have still Tait, to be
+sure--long may they have him!--and they have still Tait's class-room,
+cupola and all; but think of what a different place it was when this
+youth of mine (at least on roll days) would be present on the benches,
+and, at the near end of the platform, Lindsay senior {17} was airing his
+robust old age. It is possible my successors may have never even heard
+of Old Lindsay; but when he went, a link snapped with the last century.
+He had something of a rustic air, sturdy and fresh and plain; he spoke
+with a ripe east-country accent, which I used to admire; his
+reminiscences were all of journeys on foot or highways busy with
+post-chaises--a Scotland before steam; he had seen the coal fire on the
+Isle of May, and he regaled me with tales of my own grandfather. Thus he
+was for me a mirror of things perished; it was only in his memory that I
+could see the huge shock of flames of the May beacon stream to leeward,
+and the watchers, as they fed the fire, lay hold unscorched of the
+windward bars of the furnace; it was only thus that I could see my
+grandfather driving swiftly in a gig along the seaboard road from
+Pittenweem to Crail, and for all his business hurry, drawing up to speak
+good-humouredly with those he met. And now, in his turn, Lindsay is gone
+also; inhabits only the memories of other men, till these shall follow
+him; and figures in my reminiscences as my grandfather figured in his.
+
+To-day, again, they have Professor Butcher, and I hear he has a
+prodigious deal of Greek; and they have Professor Chrystal, who is a man
+filled with the mathematics. And doubtless these are set-offs. But they
+cannot change the fact that Professor Blackie has retired, and that
+Professor Kelland is dead. No man's education is complete or truly
+liberal who knew not Kelland. There were unutterable lessons in the mere
+sight of that frail old clerical gentleman, lively as a boy, kind like a
+fairy godfather, and keeping perfect order in his class by the spell of
+that very kindness. I have heard him drift into reminiscences in class
+time, though not for long, and give us glimpses of old-world life in
+out-of-the-way English parishes when he was young; thus playing the same
+part as Lindsay--the part of the surviving memory, signalling out of the
+dark backward and abysm of time the images of perished things. But it
+was a part that scarce became him; he somehow lacked the means: for all
+his silver hair and worn face, he was not truly old; and he had too much
+of the unrest and petulant fire of youth, and too much invincible
+innocence of mind, to play the veteran well. The time to measure him
+best, to taste (in the old phrase) his gracious nature, was when he
+received his class at home. What a pretty simplicity would he then show,
+trying to amuse us like children with toys; and what an engaging
+nervousness of manner, as fearing that his efforts might not succeed!
+Truly he made us all feel like children, and like children embarrassed,
+but at the same time filled with sympathy for the conscientious, troubled
+elder-boy who was working so hard to entertain us. A theorist has held
+the view that there is no feature in man so tell-tale as his spectacles;
+that the mouth may be compressed and the brow smoothed artificially, but
+the sheen of the barnacles is diagnostic. And truly it must have been
+thus with Kelland; for as I still fancy I behold him frisking actively
+about the platform, pointer in hand, that which I seem to see most
+clearly is the way his glasses glittered with affection. I never knew
+but one other man who had (if you will permit the phrase) so kind a
+spectacle; and that was Dr. Appleton. But the light in his case was
+tempered and passive; in Kelland's it danced, and changed, and flashed
+vivaciously among the students, like a perpetual challenge to goodwill.
+
+I cannot say so much about Professor Blackie, for a good reason.
+Kelland's class I attended, once even gained there a certificate of
+merit, the only distinction of my University career. But although I am
+the holder of a certificate of attendance in the professor's own hand, I
+cannot remember to have been present in the Greek class above a dozen
+times. Professor Blackie was even kind enough to remark (more than once)
+while in the very act of writing the document above referred to, that he
+did not know my face. Indeed, I denied myself many opportunities; acting
+upon an extensive and highly rational system of truantry, which cost me a
+great deal of trouble to put in exercise--perhaps as much as would have
+taught me Greek--and sent me forth into the world and the profession of
+letters with the merest shadow of an education. But they say it is
+always a good thing to have taken pains, and that success is its own
+reward, whatever be its nature; so that, perhaps, even upon this I should
+plume myself, that no one ever played the truant with more deliberate
+care, and none ever had more certificates for less education. One
+consequence, however, of my system is that I have much less to say of
+Professor Blackie than I had of Professor Kelland; and as he is still
+alive, and will long, I hope, continue to be so, it will not surprise you
+very much that I have no intention of saying it.
+
+Meanwhile, how many others have gone--Jenkin, Hodgson, and I know not who
+besides; and of that tide of students that used to throng the arch and
+blacken the quadrangle, how many are scattered into the remotest parts of
+the earth, and how many more have lain down beside their fathers in their
+"resting-graves"! And again, how many of these last have not found their
+way there, all too early, through the stress of education! That was one
+thing, at least, from which my truantry protected me. I am sorry indeed
+that I have no Greek, but I should be sorrier still if I were dead; nor
+do I know the name of that branch of knowledge which is worth acquiring
+at the price of a brain fever. There are many sordid tragedies in the
+life of the student, above all if he be poor, or drunken, or both; but
+nothing more moves a wise man's pity than the case of the lad who is in
+too much hurry to be learned. And so, for the sake of a moral at the
+end, I will call up one more figure, and have done. A student, ambitious
+of success by that hot, intemperate manner of study that now grows so
+common, read night and day for an examination. As he went on, the task
+became more easy to him, sleep was more easily banished, his brain grew
+hot and clear and more capacious, the necessary knowledge daily fuller
+and more orderly. It came to the eve of the trial and he watched all
+night in his high chamber, reviewing what he knew, and already secure of
+success. His window looked eastward, and being (as I said) high up, and
+the house itself standing on a hill, commanded a view over dwindling
+suburbs to a country horizon. At last my student drew up his blind, and
+still in quite a jocund humour, looked abroad. Day was breaking, the
+east was tinging with strange fires, the clouds breaking up for the
+coming of the sun; and at the sight, nameless terror seized upon his
+mind. He was sane, his senses were undisturbed; he saw clearly, and knew
+what he was seeing, and knew that it was normal; but he could neither
+bear to see it nor find the strength to look away, and fled in panic from
+his chamber into the enclosure of the street. In the cool air and
+silence, and among the sleeping houses, his strength was renewed.
+Nothing troubled him but the memory of what had passed, and an abject
+fear of its return.
+
+ "Gallo canente, spes redit,
+ Aegris salus refunditur,
+ Lapsis fides revertitur,"
+
+as they sang of old in Portugal in the Morning Office. But to him that
+good hour of cockcrow, and the changes of the dawn, had brought panic,
+and lasting doubt, and such terror as he still shook to think of. He
+dared not return to his lodging; he could not eat; he sat down, he rose
+up, he wandered; the city woke about him with its cheerful bustle, the
+sun climbed overhead; and still he grew but the more absorbed in the
+distress of his recollection and the fear of his past fear. At the
+appointed hour, he came to the door of the place of examination; but when
+he was asked, he had forgotten his name. Seeing him so disordered, they
+had not the heart to send him away, but gave him a paper and admitted
+him, still nameless, to the Hall. Vain kindness, vain efforts. He could
+only sit in a still growing horror, writing nothing, ignorant of all, his
+mind filled with a single memory of the breaking day and his own
+intolerable fear. And that same night he was tossing in a brain fever.
+
+People are afraid of war and wounds and dentists, all with excellent
+reason; but these are not to be compared with such chaotic terrors of the
+mind as fell on this young man, and made him cover his eyes from the
+innocent morning. We all have by our bedsides the box of the Merchant
+Abudah, thank God, securely enough shut; but when a young man sacrifices
+sleep to labour, let him have a care, for he is playing with the lock.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III. OLD MORTALITY
+
+
+I
+
+
+There is a certain graveyard, looked upon on the one side by a prison, on
+the other by the windows of a quiet hotel; below, under a steep cliff, it
+beholds the traffic of many lines of rail, and the scream of the engine
+and the shock of meeting buffers mount to it all day long. The aisles
+are lined with the inclosed sepulchres of families, door beyond door,
+like houses in a street; and in the morning the shadow of the prison
+turrets, and of many tall memorials, fall upon the graves. There, in the
+hot fits of youth, I came to be unhappy. Pleasant incidents are woven
+with my memory of the place. I here made friends with a plain old
+gentleman, a visitor on sunny mornings, gravely cheerful, who, with one
+eye upon the place that awaited him, chirped about his youth like winter
+sparrows; a beautiful housemaid of the hotel once, for some days
+together, dumbly flirted with me from a window and kept my wild heart
+flying; and once--she possibly remembers--the wise Eugenia followed me to
+that austere inclosure. Her hair came down, and in the shelter of the
+tomb my trembling fingers helped her to repair the braid. But for the
+most part I went there solitary and, with irrevocable emotion, pored on
+the names of the forgotten. Name after name, and to each the
+conventional attributions and the idle dates: a regiment of the unknown
+that had been the joy of mothers, and had thrilled with the illusions of
+youth, and at last, in the dim sick-room, wrestled with the pangs of old
+mortality. In that whole crew of the silenced there was but one of whom
+my fancy had received a picture; and he, with his comely, florid
+countenance, bewigged and habited in scarlet, and in his day combining
+fame and popularity, stood forth, like a taunt, among that company of
+phantom appellations. It was then possible to leave behind us something
+more explicit than these severe, monotonous and lying epitaphs; and the
+thing left, the memory of a painted picture and what we call the
+immortality of a name, was hardly more desirable than mere oblivion.
+Even David Hume, as he lay composed beneath that "circular idea," was
+fainter than a dream; and when the housemaid, broom in hand, smiled and
+beckoned from the open window, the fame of that bewigged philosopher
+melted like a raindrop in the sea.
+
+And yet in soberness I cared as little for the housemaid as for David
+Hume. The interests of youth are rarely frank; his passions, like Noah's
+dove, come home to roost. The fire, sensibility, and volume of his own
+nature, that is all that he has learned to recognise. The tumultuary and
+gray tide of life, the empire of routine, the unrejoicing faces of his
+elders, fill him with contemptuous surprise; there also he seems to walk
+among the tombs of spirits; and it is only in the course of years, and
+after much rubbing with his fellow-men, that he begins by glimpses to see
+himself from without and his fellows from within: to know his own for one
+among the thousand undenoted countenances of the city street, and to
+divine in others the throb of human agony and hope. In the meantime he
+will avoid the hospital doors, the pale faces, the cripple, the sweet
+whiff of chloroform--for there, on the most thoughtless, the pains of
+others are burned home; but he will continue to walk, in a divine
+self-pity, the aisles of the forgotten graveyard. The length of man's
+life, which is endless to the brave and busy, is scorned by his ambitious
+thought. He cannot bear to have come for so little, and to go again so
+wholly. He cannot bear, above all, in that brief scene, to be still
+idle, and by way of cure, neglects the little that he has to do. The
+parable of the talent is the brief epitome of youth. To believe in
+immortality is one thing, but it is first needful to believe in life.
+Denunciatory preachers seem not to suspect that they may be taken gravely
+and in evil part; that young men may come to think of time as of a
+moment, and with the pride of Satan wave back the inadequate gift. Yet
+here is a true peril; this it is that sets them to pace the graveyard
+alleys and to read, with strange extremes of pity and derision, the
+memorials of the dead.
+
+Books were the proper remedy: books of vivid human import, forcing upon
+their minds the issues, pleasures, busyness, importance and immediacy of
+that life in which they stand; books of smiling or heroic temper, to
+excite or to console; books of a large design, shadowing the complexity
+of that game of consequences to which we all sit down, the hanger-back
+not least. But the average sermon flees the point, disporting itself in
+that eternity of which we know, and need to know, so little; avoiding the
+bright, crowded, and momentous fields of life where destiny awaits us.
+Upon the average book a writer may be silent; he may set it down to his
+ill-hap that when his own youth was in the acrid fermentation, he should
+have fallen and fed upon the cheerless fields of Obermann. Yet to Mr.
+Arnold, who led him to these pastures, he still bears a grudge. The day
+is perhaps not far off when people will begin to count _Moll Flanders_,
+ay, or _The Country Wife_, more wholesome and more pious diet than these
+guide-books to consistent egoism.
+
+But the most inhuman of boys soon wearies of the inhumanity of Obermann.
+And even while I still continued to be a haunter of the graveyard, I
+began insensibly to turn my attention to the grave-diggers, and was
+weaned out of myself to observe the conduct of visitors. This was
+dayspring, indeed, to a lad in such great darkness. Not that I began to
+see men, or to try to see them, from within, nor to learn charity and
+modesty and justice from the sight; but still stared at them externally
+from the prison windows of my affectation. Once I remember to have
+observed two working-women with a baby halting by a grave; there was
+something monumental in the grouping, one upright carrying the child, the
+other with bowed face crouching by her side. A wreath of immortelles
+under a glass dome had thus attracted them; and, drawing near, I
+overheard their judgment on that wonder. "Eh! what extravagance!" To a
+youth afflicted with the callosity of sentiment, this quaint and pregnant
+saying appeared merely base.
+
+My acquaintance with grave-diggers, considering its length, was
+unremarkable. One, indeed, whom I found plying his spade in the red
+evening, high above Allan Water and in the shadow of Dunblane Cathedral,
+told me of his acquaintance with the birds that still attended on his
+labours; how some would even perch about him, waiting for their prey; and
+in a true Sexton's Calendar, how the species varied with the season of
+the year. But this was the very poetry of the profession. The others
+whom I knew were somewhat dry. A faint flavour of the gardener hung
+about them, but sophisticated and dis-bloomed. They had engagements to
+keep, not alone with the deliberate series of the seasons, but with
+man-kind's clocks and hour-long measurement of time. And thus there was
+no leisure for the relishing pinch, or the hour-long gossip, foot on
+spade. They were men wrapped up in their grim business; they liked well
+to open long-closed family vaults, blowing in the key and throwing wide
+the grating; and they carried in their minds a calendar of names and
+dates. It would be "in fifty-twa" that such a tomb was last opened for
+"Miss Jemimy." It was thus they spoke of their past patients--familiarly
+but not without respect, like old family servants. Here is indeed a
+servant, whom we forget that we possess; who does not wait at the bright
+table, or run at the bell's summons, but patiently smokes his pipe beside
+the mortuary fire, and in his faithful memory notches the burials of our
+race. To suspect Shakespeare in his maturity of a superficial touch
+savours of paradox; yet he was surely in error when he attributed
+insensibility to the digger of the grave. But perhaps it is on Hamlet
+that the charge should lie; or perhaps the English sexton differs from
+the Scotch. The "goodman delver," reckoning up his years of office,
+might have at least suggested other thoughts. It is a pride common among
+sextons. A cabinet-maker does not count his cabinets, nor even an author
+his volumes, save when they stare upon him from the shelves; but the
+grave-digger numbers his graves. He would indeed be something different
+from human if his solitary open-air and tragic labours left not a broad
+mark upon his mind. There, in his tranquil aisle, apart from city
+clamour, among the cats and robins and the ancient effigies and legends
+of the tomb, he waits the continual passage of his contemporaries,
+falling like minute drops into eternity. As they fall, he counts them;
+and this enumeration, which was at first perhaps appalling to his soul,
+in the process of years and by the kindly influence of habit grows to be
+his pride and pleasure. There are many common stories telling how he
+piques himself on crowded cemeteries. But I will rather tell of the old
+grave-digger of Monkton, to whose unsuffering bedside the minister was
+summoned. He dwelt in a cottage built into the wall of the church-yard;
+and through a bull's-eye pane above his bed he could see, as he lay
+dying, the rank grasses and the upright and recumbent stones. Dr. Laurie
+was, I think, a Moderate: 'tis certain, at least, that he took a very
+Roman view of deathbed dispositions; for he told the old man that he had
+lived beyond man's natural years, that his life had been easy and
+reputable, that his family had all grown up and been a credit to his
+care, and that it now behoved him unregretfully to gird his loins and
+follow the majority. The grave-digger heard him out; then he raised
+himself upon one elbow, and with the other hand pointed through the
+window to the scene of his life-long labours. "Doctor," he said, "I ha'e
+laid three hunner and fower-score in that kirkyaird; an it had been His
+wull," indicating Heaven, "I would ha'e likit weel to ha'e made out the
+fower hunner." But it was not to be; this tragedian of the fifth act had
+now another part to play; and the time had come when others were to gird
+and carry him.
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+I would fain strike a note that should be more heroical; but the ground
+of all youth's suffering, solitude, hysteria, and haunting of the grave,
+is nothing else than naked, ignorant selfishness. It is himself that he
+sees dead; those are his virtues that are forgotten; his is the vague
+epitaph. Pity him but the more, if pity be your cue; for where a man is
+all pride, vanity, and personal aspiration, he goes through fire
+unshielded. In every part and corner of our life, to lose oneself is to
+be gainer; to forget oneself is to be happy; and this poor, laughable and
+tragic fool has not yet learned the rudiments; himself, giant Prometheus,
+is still ironed on the peaks of Caucasus. But by-and-by his truant
+interests will leave that tortured body, slip abroad and gather flowers.
+Then shall death appear before him in an altered guise; no longer as a
+doom peculiar to himself, whether fate's crowning injustice or his own
+last vengeance upon those who fail to value him; but now as a power that
+wounds him far more tenderly, not without solemn compensations, taking
+and giving, bereaving and yet storing up.
+
+The first step for all is to learn to the dregs our own ignoble
+fallibility. When we have fallen through storey after storey of our
+vanity and aspiration, and sit rueful among the ruins, then it is that we
+begin to measure the stature of our friends: how they stand between us
+and our own contempt, believing in our best; how, linking us with others,
+and still spreading wide the influential circle, they weave us in and in
+with the fabric of contemporary life; and to what petty size they dwarf
+the virtues and the vices that appeared gigantic in our youth. So that
+at the last, when such a pin falls out--when there vanishes in the least
+breath of time one of those rich magazines of life on which we drew for
+our supply--when he who had first dawned upon us as a face among the
+faces of the city, and, still growing, came to bulk on our regard with
+those clear features of the loved and living man, falls in a breath to
+memory and shadow, there falls along with him a whole wing of the palace
+of our life.
+
+
+
+III
+
+
+One such face I now remember; one such blank some half-a-dozen of us
+labour to dissemble. In his youth he was most beautiful in person, most
+serene and genial by disposition; full of racy words and quaint thoughts.
+Laughter attended on his coming. He had the air of a great gentleman,
+jovial and royal with his equals, and to the poorest student gentle and
+attentive. Power seemed to reside in him exhaustless; we saw him stoop
+to play with us, but held him marked for higher destinies; we loved his
+notice; and I have rarely had my pride more gratified than when he sat at
+my father's table, my acknowledged friend. So he walked among us, both
+hands full of gifts, carrying with nonchalance the seeds of a most
+influential life.
+
+The powers and the ground of friendship is a mystery; but, looking back,
+I can discern that, in part, we loved the thing he was, for some shadow
+of what he was to be. For with all his beauty, power, breeding, urbanity
+and mirth, there was in those days something soulless in our friend. He
+would astonish us by sallies, witty, innocent and inhumane; and by a
+misapplied Johnsonian pleasantry, demolish honest sentiment. I can still
+see and hear him, as he went his way along the lamplit streets, _La ci
+darem la mano_ on his lips, a noble figure of a youth, but following
+vanity and incredulous of good; and sure enough, somewhere on the high
+seas of life, with his health, his hopes, his patrimony and his
+self-respect, miserably went down.
+
+From this disaster, like a spent swimmer, he came desperately ashore,
+bankrupt of money and consideration; creeping to the family he had
+deserted; with broken wing, never more to rise. But in his face there
+was a light of knowledge that was new to it. Of the wounds of his body
+he was never healed; died of them gradually, with clear-eyed resignation;
+of his wounded pride, we knew only from his silence. He returned to that
+city where he had lorded it in his ambitious youth; lived there alone,
+seeing few; striving to retrieve the irretrievable; at times still
+grappling with that mortal frailty that had brought him down; still
+joying in his friend's successes; his laugh still ready but with kindlier
+music; and over all his thoughts the shadow of that unalterable law which
+he had disavowed and which had brought him low. Lastly, when his bodily
+evils had quite disabled him, he lay a great while dying, still without
+complaint, still finding interests; to his last step gentle, urbane and
+with the will to smile.
+
+The tale of this great failure is, to those who remained true to him, the
+tale of a success. In his youth he took thought for no one but himself;
+when he came ashore again, his whole armada lost, he seemed to think of
+none but others. Such was his tenderness for others, such his instinct
+of fine courtesy and pride, that of that impure passion of remorse he
+never breathed a syllable; even regret was rare with him, and pointed
+with a jest. You would not have dreamed, if you had known him then, that
+this was that great failure, that beacon to young men, over whose fall a
+whole society had hissed and pointed fingers. Often have we gone to him,
+red-hot with our own hopeful sorrows, railing on the rose-leaves in our
+princely bed of life, and he would patiently give ear and wisely counsel;
+and it was only upon some return of our own thoughts that we were
+reminded what manner of man this was to whom we disembosomed: a man, by
+his own fault, ruined; shut out of the garden of his gifts; his whole
+city of hope both ploughed and salted; silently awaiting the deliverer.
+Then something took us by the throat; and to see him there, so gentle,
+patient, brave and pious, oppressed but not cast down, sorrow was so
+swallowed up in admiration that we could not dare to pity him. Even if
+the old fault flashed out again, it but awoke our wonder that, in that
+lost battle, he should have still the energy to fight. He had gone to
+ruin with a kind of kingly _abandon_, like one who condescended; but once
+ruined, with the lights all out, he fought as for a kingdom. Most men,
+finding themselves the authors of their own disgrace, rail the louder
+against God or destiny. Most men, when they repent, oblige their friends
+to share the bitterness of that repentance. But he had held an inquest
+and passed sentence: _mene_, _mene_; and condemned himself to smiling
+silence. He had given trouble enough; had earned misfortune amply, and
+foregone the right to murmur.
+
+Thus was our old comrade, like Samson, careless in his days of strength;
+but on the coming of adversity, and when that strength was gone that had
+betrayed him--"for our strength is weakness"--he began to blossom and
+bring forth. Well, now, he is out of the fight: the burden that he bore
+thrown down before the great deliverer. We
+
+ "In the vast cathedral leave him;
+ God accept him,
+ Christ receive him!"
+
+
+
+IV
+
+
+If we go now and look on these innumerable epitaphs, the pathos and the
+irony are strangely fled. They do not stand merely to the dead, these
+foolish monuments; they are pillars and legends set up to glorify the
+difficult but not desperate life of man. This ground is hallowed by the
+heroes of defeat.
+
+I see the indifferent pass before my friend's last resting-place; pause,
+with a shrug of pity, marvelling that so rich an argosy had sunk. A
+pity, now that he is done with suffering, a pity most uncalled for, and
+an ignorant wonder. Before those who loved him, his memory shines like a
+reproach; they honour him for silent lessons; they cherish his example;
+and in what remains before them of their toil, fear to be unworthy of the
+dead. For this proud man was one of those who prospered in the valley of
+humiliation;--of whom Bunyan wrote that, "Though Christian had the hard
+hap to meet in the valley with Apollyon, yet I must tell you, that in
+former times men have met with angels here; have found pearls here; and
+have in this place found the words of life."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV. A COLLEGE MAGAZINE
+
+
+I
+
+
+All through my boyhood and youth, I was known and pointed out for the
+pattern of an idler; and yet I was always busy on my own private end,
+which was to learn to write. I kept always two books in my pocket, one
+to read, one to write in. As I walked, my mind was busy fitting what I
+saw with appropriate words; when I sat by the roadside, I would either
+read, or a pencil and a penny version-book would be in my hand, to note
+down the features of the scene or commemorate some halting stanzas. Thus
+I lived with words. And what I thus wrote was for no ulterior use, it
+was written consciously for practice. It was not so much that I wished
+to be an author (though I wished that too) as that I had vowed that I
+would learn to write. That was a proficiency that tempted me; and I
+practised to acquire it, as men learn to whittle, in a wager with myself.
+Description was the principal field of my exercise; for to any one with
+senses there is always something worth describing, and town and country
+are but one continuous subject. But I worked in other ways also; often
+accompanied my walks with dramatic dialogues, in which I played many
+parts; and often exercised myself in writing down conversations from
+memory.
+
+This was all excellent, no doubt; so were the diaries I sometimes tried
+to keep, but always and very speedily discarded, finding them a school of
+posturing and melancholy self-deception. And yet this was not the most
+efficient part of my training. Good though it was, it only taught me (so
+far as I have learned them at all) the lower and less intellectual
+elements of the art, the choice of the essential note and the right word:
+things that to a happier constitution had perhaps come by nature. And
+regarded as training, it had one grave defect; for it set me no standard
+of achievement. So that there was perhaps more profit, as there was
+certainly more effort, in my secret labours at home. Whenever I read a
+book or a passage that particularly pleased me, in which a thing was said
+or an effect rendered with propriety, in which there was either some
+conspicuous force or some happy distinction in the style, I must sit down
+at once and set myself to ape that quality. I was unsuccessful, and I
+knew it; and tried again, and was again unsuccessful and always
+unsuccessful; but at least in these vain bouts, I got some practice in
+rhythm, in harmony, in construction and the co-ordination of parts. I
+have thus played the sedulous ape to Hazlitt, to Lamb, to Wordsworth, to
+Sir Thomas Browne, to Defoe, to Hawthorne, to Montaigne, to Baudelaire
+and to Obermann. I remember one of these monkey tricks, which was called
+_The Vanity of Morals_: it was to have had a second part, _The Vanity of
+Knowledge_; and as I had neither morality nor scholarship, the names were
+apt; but the second part was never attempted, and the first part was
+written (which is my reason for recalling it, ghost-like, from its ashes)
+no less than three times: first in the manner of Hazlitt, second in the
+manner of Ruskin, who had cast on me a passing spell, and third, in a
+laborious pasticcio of Sir Thomas Browne. So with my other works:
+_Cain_, an epic, was (save the mark!) an imitation of _Sordello_: _Robin
+Hood_, a tale in verse, took an eclectic middle course among the fields
+of Keats, Chaucer and Morris: in _Monmouth_, a tragedy, I reclined on the
+bosom of Mr. Swinburne; in my innumerable gouty-footed lyrics, I followed
+many masters; in the first draft of _The King's Pardon_, a tragedy, I was
+on the trail of no lesser man than John Webster; in the second draft of
+the same piece, with staggering versatility, I had shifted my allegiance
+to Congreve, and of course conceived my fable in a less serious vein--for
+it was not Congreve's verse, it was his exquisite prose, that I admired
+and sought to copy. Even at the age of thirteen I had tried to do
+justice to the inhabitants of the famous city of Peebles in the style of
+the _Book of Snobs_. So I might go on for ever, through all my abortive
+novels, and down to my later plays, of which I think more tenderly, for
+they were not only conceived at first under the bracing influence of old
+Dumas, but have met with resurrection: one, strangely bettered by another
+hand, came on the stage itself and was played by bodily actors; the
+other, originally known as _Semiramis_: _a Tragedy_, I have observed on
+bookstalls under the _alias_ of _Prince Otto_. But enough has been said
+to show by what arts of impersonation, and in what purely ventriloquial
+efforts I first saw my words on paper.
+
+That, like it or not, is the way to learn to write whether I have
+profited or not, that is the way. It was so Keats learned, and there was
+never a finer temperament for literature than Keats's; it was so, if we
+could trace it out, that all men have learned; and that is why a revival
+of letters is always accompanied or heralded by a cast back to earlier
+and fresher models. Perhaps I hear some one cry out: But this is not the
+way to be original! It is not; nor is there any way but to be born so.
+Nor yet, if you are born original, is there anything in this training
+that shall clip the wings of your originality. There can be none more
+original than Montaigne, neither could any be more unlike Cicero; yet no
+craftsman can fail to see how much the one must have tried in his time to
+imitate the other. Burns is the very type of a prime force in letters:
+he was of all men the most imitative. Shakespeare himself, the imperial,
+proceeds directly from a school. It is only from a school that we can
+expect to have good writers; it is almost invariably from a school that
+great writers, these lawless exceptions, issue. Nor is there anything
+here that should astonish the considerate. Before he can tell what
+cadences he truly prefers, the student should have tried all that are
+possible; before he can choose and preserve a fitting key of words, he
+should long have practised the literary scales; and it is only after
+years of such gymnastic that he can sit down at last, legions of words
+swarming to his call, dozens of turns of phrase simultaneously bidding
+for his choice, and he himself knowing what he wants to do and (within
+the narrow limit of a man's ability) able to do it.
+
+And it is the great point of these imitations that there still shines
+beyond the student's reach his inimitable model. Let him try as he
+please, he is still sure of failure; and it is a very old and a very true
+saying that failure is the only highroad to success. I must have had
+some disposition to learn; for I clear-sightedly condemned my own
+performances. I liked doing them indeed; but when they were done, I
+could see they were rubbish. In consequence, I very rarely showed them
+even to my friends; and such friends as I chose to be my confidants I
+must have chosen well, for they had the friendliness to be quite plain
+with me, "Padding," said one. Another wrote: "I cannot understand why
+you do lyrics so badly." No more could I! Thrice I put myself in the
+way of a more authoritative rebuff, by sending a paper to a magazine.
+These were returned; and I was not surprised nor even pained. If they
+had not been looked at, as (like all amateurs) I suspected was the case,
+there was no good in repeating the experiment; if they had been looked
+at--well, then I had not yet learned to write, and I must keep on
+learning and living. Lastly, I had a piece of good fortune which is the
+occasion of this paper, and by which I was able to see my literature in
+print, and to measure experimentally how far I stood from the favour of
+the public.
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+The Speculative Society is a body of some antiquity, and has counted
+among its members Scott, Brougham, Jeffrey, Horner, Benjamin Constant,
+Robert Emmet, and many a legal and local celebrity besides. By an
+accident, variously explained, it has its rooms in the very buildings of
+the University of Edinburgh: a hall, Turkey-carpeted, hung with pictures,
+looking, when lighted up at night with fire and candle, like some goodly
+dining-room; a passage-like library, walled with books in their wire
+cages; and a corridor with a fireplace, benches, a table, many prints of
+famous members, and a mural tablet to the virtues of a former secretary.
+Here a member can warm himself and loaf and read; here, in defiance of
+Senatus-consults, he can smoke. The Senatus looks askance at these
+privileges; looks even with a somewhat vinegar aspect on the whole
+society; which argues a lack of proportion in the learned mind, for the
+world, we may be sure, will prize far higher this haunt of dead lions
+than all the living dogs of the professorate.
+
+I sat one December morning in the library of the Speculative; a very
+humble-minded youth, though it was a virtue I never had much credit for;
+yet proud of my privileges as a member of the Spec.; proud of the pipe I
+was smoking in the teeth of the Senatus; and in particular, proud of
+being in the next room to three very distinguished students, who were
+then conversing beside the corridor fire. One of these has now his name
+on the back of several volumes, and his voice, I learn, is influential in
+the law courts. Of the death of the second, you have just been reading
+what I had to say. And the third also has escaped out of that battle of
+life in which he fought so hard, it may be so unwisely. They were all
+three, as I have said, notable students; but this was the most
+conspicuous. Wealthy, handsome, ambitious, adventurous, diplomatic, a
+reader of Balzac, and of all men that I have known, the most like to one
+of Balzac's characters, he led a life, and was attended by an ill
+fortune, that could be properly set forth only in the _Comedie Humaine_.
+He had then his eye on Parliament; and soon after the time of which I
+write, he made a showy speech at a political dinner, was cried up to
+heaven next day in the _Courant_, and the day after was dashed lower than
+earth with a charge of plagiarism in the _Scotsman_. Report would have
+it (I daresay, very wrongly) that he was betrayed by one in whom he
+particularly trusted, and that the author of the charge had learned its
+truth from his own lips. Thus, at least, he was up one day on a
+pinnacle, admired and envied by all; and the next, though still but a
+boy, he was publicly disgraced. The blow would have broken a less finely
+tempered spirit; and even him I suppose it rendered reckless; for he took
+flight to London, and there, in a fast club, disposed of the bulk of his
+considerable patrimony in the space of one winter. For years thereafter
+he lived I know not how; always well dressed, always in good hotels and
+good society, always with empty pockets. The charm of his manner may
+have stood him in good stead; but though my own manners are very
+agreeable, I have never found in them a source of livelihood; and to
+explain the miracle of his continued existence, I must fall back upon the
+theory of the philosopher, that in his case, as in all of the same kind,
+"there was a suffering relative in the background." From this genteel
+eclipse he reappeared upon the scene, and presently sought me out in the
+character of a generous editor. It is in this part that I best remember
+him; tall, slender, with a not ungraceful stoop; looking quite like a
+refined gentleman, and quite like an urbane adventurer; smiling with an
+engaging ambiguity; cocking at you one peaked eyebrow with a great
+appearance of finesse; speaking low and sweet and thick, with a touch of
+burr; telling strange tales with singular deliberation and, to a patient
+listener, excellent effect. After all these ups and downs, he seemed
+still, like the rich student that he was of yore, to breathe of money;
+seemed still perfectly sure of himself and certain of his end. Yet he
+was then upon the brink of his last overthrow. He had set himself to
+found the strangest thing in our society: one of those periodical sheets
+from which men suppose themselves to learn opinions; in which young
+gentlemen from the universities are encouraged, at so much a line, to
+garble facts, insult foreign nations and calumniate private individuals;
+and which are now the source of glory, so that if a man's name be often
+enough printed there, he becomes a kind of demigod; and people will
+pardon him when he talks back and forth, as they do for Mr. Gladstone;
+and crowd him to suffocation on railway platforms, as they did the other
+day to General Boulanger; and buy his literary works, as I hope you have
+just done for me. Our fathers, when they were upon some great
+enterprise, would sacrifice a life; building, it may be, a favourite
+slave into the foundations of their palace. It was with his own life
+that my companion disarmed the envy of the gods. He fought his paper
+single-handed; trusting no one, for he was something of a cynic; up early
+and down late, for he was nothing of a sluggard; daily ear-wigging
+influential men, for he was a master of ingratiation. In that slender
+and silken fellow there must have been a rare vein of courage, that he
+should thus have died at his employment; and doubtless ambition spoke
+loudly in his ear, and doubtless love also, for it seems there was a
+marriage in his view had he succeeded. But he died, and his paper died
+after him; and of all this grace, and tact, and courage, it must seem to
+our blind eyes as if there had come literally nothing.
+
+These three students sat, as I was saying, in the corridor, under the
+mural tablet that records the virtues of Macbean, the former secretary.
+We would often smile at that ineloquent memorial and thought it a poor
+thing to come into the world at all and have no more behind one than
+Macbean. And yet of these three, two are gone and have left less; and
+this book, perhaps, when it is old and foxy, and some one picks it up in
+a corner of a book-shop, and glances through it, smiling at the old,
+graceless turns of speech, and perhaps for the love of _Alma Mater_
+(which may be still extant and flourishing) buys it, not without
+haggling, for some pence--this book may alone preserve a memory of James
+Walter Ferrier and Robert Glasgow Brown.
+
+Their thoughts ran very differently on that December morning; they were
+all on fire with ambition; and when they had called me in to them, and
+made me a sharer in their design, I too became drunken with pride and
+hope. We were to found a University magazine. A pair of little, active
+brothers--Livingstone by name, great skippers on the foot, great rubbers
+of the hands, who kept a book-shop over against the University
+building--had been debauched to play the part of publishers. We four
+were to be conjunct editors and, what was the main point of the concern,
+to print our own works; while, by every rule of arithmetic--that
+flatterer of credulity--the adventure must succeed and bring great
+profit. Well, well: it was a bright vision. I went home that morning
+walking upon air. To have been chosen by these three distinguished
+students was to me the most unspeakable advance; it was my first draught
+of consideration; it reconciled me to myself and to my fellow-men; and as
+I steered round the railings at the Tron, I could not withhold my lips
+from smiling publicly. Yet, in the bottom of my heart, I knew that
+magazine would be a grim fiasco; I knew it would not be worth reading; I
+knew, even if it were, that nobody would read it; and I kept wondering
+how I should be able, upon my compact income of twelve pounds per annum,
+payable monthly, to meet my share in the expense. It was a comfortable
+thought to me that I had a father.
+
+The magazine appeared, in a yellow cover, which was the best part of it,
+for at least it was unassuming; it ran four months in undisturbed
+obscurity, and died without a gasp. The first number was edited by all
+four of us with prodigious bustle; the second fell principally into the
+hands of Ferrier and me; the third I edited alone; and it has long been a
+solemn question who it was that edited the fourth. It would perhaps be
+still more difficult to say who read it. Poor yellow sheet, that looked
+so hopefully Livingtones' window! Poor, harmless paper, that might have
+gone to print a _Shakespeare_ on, and was instead so clumsily defaced
+with nonsense; And, shall I say, Poor Editors? I cannot pity myself, to
+whom it was all pure gain. It was no news to me, but only the wholesome
+confirmation of my judgment, when the magazine struggled into half-birth,
+and instantly sickened and subsided into night. I had sent a copy to the
+lady with whom my heart was at that time somewhat engaged, and who did
+all that in her lay to break it; and she, with some tact, passed over the
+gift and my cherished contributions in silence. I will not say that I
+was pleased at this; but I will tell her now, if by any chance she takes
+up the work of her former servant, that I thought the better of her
+taste. I cleared the decks after this lost engagement; had the necessary
+interview with my father, which passed off not amiss; paid over my share
+of the expense to the two little, active brothers, who rubbed their hands
+as much, but methought skipped rather less than formerly, having perhaps,
+these two also, embarked upon the enterprise with some graceful
+illusions; and then, reviewing the whole episode, I told myself that the
+time was not yet ripe, nor the man ready; and to work I went again with
+my penny version-books, having fallen back in one day from the printed
+author to the manuscript student.
+
+
+
+III
+
+
+From this defunct periodical I am going to reprint one of my own papers.
+The poor little piece is all tail-foremost. I have done my best to
+straighten its array, I have pruned it fearlessly, and it remains
+invertebrate and wordy. No self-respecting magazine would print the
+thing; and here you behold it in a bound volume, not for any worth of its
+own, but for the sake of the man whom it purports dimly to represent and
+some of whose sayings it preserves; so that in this volume of Memories
+and Portraits, Robert Young, the Swanston gardener, may stand alongside
+of John Todd, the Swanston shepherd. Not that John and Robert drew very
+close together in their lives; for John was rough, he smelt of the windy
+brae; and Robert was gentle, and smacked of the garden in the hollow.
+Perhaps it is to my shame that I liked John the better of the two; he had
+grit and dash, and that salt of the Old Adam that pleases men with any
+savage inheritance of blood; and he was a way-farer besides, and took my
+gipsy fancy. But however that may be, and however Robert's profile may
+be blurred in the boyish sketch that follows, he was a man of a most
+quaint and beautiful nature, whom, if it were possible to recast a piece
+of work so old, I should like well to draw again with a maturer touch.
+And as I think of him and of John, I wonder in what other country two
+such men would be found dwelling together, in a hamlet of some twenty
+cottages, in the woody fold of a green hill.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V. AN OLD SCOTCH GARDENER
+
+
+I think I might almost have said the last: somewhere, indeed, in the
+uttermost glens of the Lammermuir or among the southwestern hills there
+may yet linger a decrepid representative of this bygone good fellowship;
+but as far as actual experience goes, I have only met one man in my life
+who might fitly be quoted in the same breath with Andrew
+Fairservice,--though without his vices. He was a man whose very presence
+could impart a savour of quaint antiquity to the baldest and most modern
+flower-plots. There was a dignity about his tall stooping form, and an
+earnestness in his wrinkled face that recalled Don Quixote; but a Don
+Quixote who had come through the training of the Covenant, and been
+nourished in his youth on _Walker's Lives_ and _The Hind let Loose_.
+
+Now, as I could not bear to let such a man pass away with no sketch
+preserved of his old-fashioned virtues, I hope the reader will take this
+as an excuse for the present paper, and judge as kindly as he can the
+infirmities of my description. To me, who find it so difficult to tell
+the little that I know, he stands essentially as a _genius loci_. It is
+impossible to separate his spare form and old straw hat from the garden
+in the lap of the hill, with its rocks overgrown with clematis, its
+shadowy walks, and the splendid breadth of champaign that one saw from
+the north-west corner. The garden and gardener seem part and parcel of
+each other. When I take him from his right surroundings and try to make
+him appear for me on paper, he looks unreal and phantasmal: the best that
+I can say may convey some notion to those that never saw him, but to me
+it will be ever impotent.
+
+The first time that I saw him, I fancy Robert was pretty old already: he
+had certainly begun to use his years as a stalking horse. Latterly he
+was beyond all the impudencies of logic, considering a reference to the
+parish register worth all the reasons in the world, "_I am old and well
+stricken in years_," he was wont to say; and I never found any one bold
+enough to answer the argument. Apart from this vantage that he kept over
+all who were not yet octogenarian, he had some other drawbacks as a
+gardener. He shrank the very place he cultivated. The dignity and
+reduced gentility of his appearance made the small garden cut a sorry
+figure. He was full of tales of greater situations in his younger days.
+He spoke of castles and parks with a humbling familiarity. He told of
+places where under-gardeners had trembled at his looks, where there were
+meres and swanneries, labyrinths of walk and wildernesses of sad
+shrubbery in his control, till you could not help feeling that it was
+condescension on his part to dress your humbler garden plots. You were
+thrown at once into an invidious position. You felt that you were
+profiting by the needs of dignity, and that his poverty and not his will
+consented to your vulgar rule. Involuntarily you compared yourself with
+the swineherd that made Alfred watch his cakes, or some bloated citizen
+who may have given his sons and his condescension to the fallen
+Dionysius. Nor were the disagreeables purely fanciful and metaphysical,
+for the sway that he exercised over your feelings he extended to your
+garden, and, through the garden, to your diet. He would trim a hedge,
+throw away a favourite plant, or fill the most favoured and fertile
+section of the garden with a vegetable that none of us could eat, in
+supreme contempt for our opinion. If you asked him to send you in one of
+your own artichokes, "_That I wull_, _mem_," he would say, "_with
+pleasure_, _for it is mair blessed to give than to receive_." Ay, and
+even when, by extra twisting of the screw, we prevailed on him to prefer
+our commands to his own inclination, and he went away, stately and sad,
+professing that "_our wull was his pleasure_," but yet reminding us that
+he would do it "_with feelin's_,"--even then, I say, the triumphant
+master felt humbled in his triumph, felt that he ruled on sufferance
+only, that he was taking a mean advantage of the other's low estate, and
+that the whole scene had been one of those "slights that patient merit of
+the unworthy takes."
+
+In flowers his taste was old-fashioned and catholic; affecting sunflowers
+and dahlias, wallflowers and roses and holding in supreme aversion
+whatsoever was fantastic, new-fashioned or wild. There was one exception
+to this sweeping ban. Foxgloves, though undoubtedly guilty on the last
+count, he not only spared, but loved; and when the shrubbery was being
+thinned, he stayed his hand and dexterously manipulated his bill in order
+to save every stately stem. In boyhood, as he told me once, speaking in
+that tone that only actors and the old-fashioned common folk can use
+nowadays, his heart grew "_proud_" within him when he came on a
+burn-course among the braes of Manor that shone purple with their
+graceful trophies; and not all his apprenticeship and practice for so
+many years of precise gardening had banished these boyish recollections
+from his heart. Indeed, he was a man keenly alive to the beauty of all
+that was bygone. He abounded in old stories of his boyhood, and kept
+pious account of all his former pleasures; and when he went (on a
+holiday) to visit one of the fabled great places of the earth where he
+had served before, he came back full of little pre-Raphaelite
+reminiscences that showed real passion for the past, such as might have
+shaken hands with Hazlitt or Jean-Jacques.
+
+But however his sympathy with his old feelings might affect his liking
+for the foxgloves, the very truth was that he scorned all flowers
+together. They were but garnishings, childish toys, trifling ornaments
+for ladies' chimney-shelves. It was towards his cauliflowers and peas
+and cabbage that his heart grew warm. His preference for the more useful
+growths was such that cabbages were found invading the flower-pots, and
+an outpost of savoys was once discovered in the centre of the lawn. He
+would prelect over some thriving plant with wonderful enthusiasm, piling
+reminiscence on reminiscence of former and perhaps yet finer specimens.
+Yet even then he did not let the credit leave himself. He had, indeed,
+raised "_finer o' them_;" but it seemed that no one else had been
+favoured with a like success. All other gardeners, in fact, were mere
+foils to his own superior attainments; and he would recount, with perfect
+soberness of voice and visage, how so and so had wondered, and such
+another could scarcely give credit to his eyes. Nor was it with his
+rivals only that he parted praise and blame. If you remarked how well a
+plant was looking, he would gravely touch his hat and thank you with
+solemn unction; all credit in the matter falling to him. If, on the
+other hand, you called his attention to some back-going vegetable, he
+would quote Scripture: "_Paul may plant and Apollos may water_;" all
+blame being left to Providence, on the score of deficient rain or
+untimely frosts.
+
+There was one thing in the garden that shared his preference with his
+favourite cabbages and rhubarb, and that other was the beehive. Their
+sound, their industry, perhaps their sweet product also, had taken hold
+of his imagination and heart, whether by way of memory or no I cannot
+say, although perhaps the bees too were linked to him by some
+recollection of Manor braes and his country childhood. Nevertheless, he
+was too chary of his personal safety or (let me rather say) his personal
+dignity to mingle in any active office towards them. But he could stand
+by while one of the contemned rivals did the work for him, and protest
+that it was quite safe in spite of his own considerate distance and the
+cries of the distressed assistant. In regard to bees, he was rather a
+man of word than deed, and some of his most striking sentences had the
+bees for text. "_They are indeed wonderfu' creatures_, _mem_," he said
+once. "_They just mind me o' what the Queen of Sheba said to
+Solomon--and I think she said it wi' a sigh_,--'_The half of it hath not
+been told unto me_.'"
+
+As far as the Bible goes, he was deeply read. Like the old Covenanters,
+of whom he was the worthy representative, his mouth was full of sacred
+quotations; it was the book that he had studied most and thought upon
+most deeply. To many people in his station the Bible, and perhaps Burns,
+are the only books of any vital literary merit that they read, feeding
+themselves, for the rest, on the draff of country newspapers, and the
+very instructive but not very palatable pabulum of some cheap educational
+series. This was Robert's position. All day long he had dreamed of the
+Hebrew stories, and his head had been full of Hebrew poetry and Gospel
+ethics; until they had struck deep root into his heart, and the very
+expressions had become a part of him; so that he rarely spoke without
+some antique idiom or Scripture mannerism that gave a raciness to the
+merest trivialities of talk. But the influence of the Bible did not stop
+here. There was more in Robert than quaint phrase and ready store of
+reference. He was imbued with a spirit of peace and love: he interposed
+between man and wife: he threw himself between the angry, touching his
+hat the while with all the ceremony of an usher: he protected the birds
+from everybody but himself, seeing, I suppose, a great difference between
+official execution and wanton sport. His mistress telling him one day to
+put some ferns into his master's particular corner, and adding, "Though,
+indeed, Robert, he doesn't deserve them, for he wouldn't help me to
+gather them," "_Eh_, _mem_," replies Robert, "_But I wouldnae say that_,
+_for I think he's just a most deservin' gentleman_." Again, two of our
+friends, who were on intimate terms, and accustomed to use language to
+each other, somewhat without the bounds of the parliamentary, happened to
+differ about the position of a seat in the garden. The discussion, as
+was usual when these two were at it, soon waxed tolerably insulting on
+both sides. Every one accustomed to such controversies several times a
+day was quietly enjoying this prize-fight of somewhat abusive wit--every
+one but Robert, to whom the perfect good faith of the whole quarrel
+seemed unquestionable, and who, after having waited till his conscience
+would suffer him to wait no more, and till he expected every moment that
+the disputants would fall to blows, cut suddenly in with tones of almost
+tearful entreaty: "_Eh_, _but_, _gentlemen_, _I wad hae nae mair words
+about it_!" One thing was noticeable about Robert's religion: it was
+neither dogmatic nor sectarian. He never expatiated (at least, in my
+hearing) on the doctrines of his creed, and he never condemned anybody
+else. I have no doubt that he held all Roman Catholics, Atheists, and
+Mahometans as considerably out of it; I don't believe he had any sympathy
+for Prelacy; and the natural feelings of man must have made him a little
+sore about Free-Churchism; but at least, he never talked about these
+views, never grew controversially noisy, and never openly aspersed the
+belief or practice of anybody. Now all this is not generally
+characteristic of Scotch piety; Scotch sects being churches militant with
+a vengeance, and Scotch believers perpetual crusaders the one against the
+other, and missionaries the one to the other. Perhaps Robert's
+originally tender heart was what made the difference; or, perhaps, his
+solitary and pleasant labour among fruits and flowers had taught him a
+more sunshiny creed than those whose work is among the tares of fallen
+humanity; and the soft influences of the garden had entered deep into his
+spirit,
+
+ "Annihilating all that's made
+ To a green thought in a green shade."
+
+But I could go on for ever chronicling his golden sayings or telling of
+his innocent and living piety. I had meant to tell of his cottage, with
+the German pipe hung reverently above the fire, and the shell box that he
+had made for his son, and of which he would say pathetically: "_He was
+real pleased wi' it at first_, _but I think he's got a kind o' tired o'
+it now_"--the son being then a man of about forty. But I will let all
+these pass. "'Tis more significant: he's dead." The earth, that he had
+digged so much in his life, was dug out by another for himself; and the
+flowers that he had tended drew their life still from him, but in a new
+and nearer way. A bird flew about the open grave, as if it too wished to
+honour the obsequies of one who had so often quoted Scripture in favour
+of its kind. "Are not two sparrows sold for one farthing, and yet not
+one of them falleth to the ground."
+
+Yes, he is dead. But the kings did not rise in the place of death to
+greet him "with taunting proverbs" as they rose to greet the haughty
+Babylonian; for in his life he was lowly, and a peacemaker and a servant
+of God.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI. PASTORAL
+
+
+To leave home in early life is to be stunned and quickened with
+novelties; but when years have come, it only casts a more endearing light
+upon the past. As in those composite photographs of Mr. Galton's, the
+image of each new sitter brings out but the more clearly the central
+features of the race; when once youth has flown, each new impression only
+deepens the sense of nationality and the desire of native places. So may
+some cadet of Royal Ecossais or the Albany Regiment, as he mounted guard
+about French citadels, so may some officer marching his company of the
+Scots-Dutch among the polders, have felt the soft rains of the Hebrides
+upon his brow, or started in the ranks at the remembered aroma of
+peat-smoke. And the rivers of home are dear in particular to all men.
+This is as old as Naaman, who was jealous for Abana and Pharpar; it is
+confined to no race nor country, for I know one of Scottish blood but a
+child of Suffolk, whose fancy still lingers about the lilied lowland
+waters of that shire. But the streams of Scotland are incomparable in
+themselves--or I am only the more Scottish to suppose so--and their sound
+and colour dwell for ever in the memory. How often and willingly do I
+not look again in fancy on Tummel, or Manor, or the talking Airdle, or
+Dee swirling in its Lynn; on the bright burn of Kinnaird, or the golden
+burn that pours and sulks in the den behind Kingussie! I think shame to
+leave out one of these enchantresses, but the list would grow too long if
+I remembered all; only I may not forget Allan Water, nor birch-wetting
+Rogie, nor yet Almond; nor, for all its pollutions, that Water of Leith
+of the many and well-named mills--Bell's Mills, and Canon Mills, and
+Silver Mills; nor Redford Burn of pleasant memories; nor yet, for all its
+smallness, that nameless trickle that springs in the green bosom of
+Allermuir, and is fed from Halkerside with a perennial teacupful, and
+threads the moss under the Shearer's Knowe, and makes one pool there,
+overhung by a rock, where I loved to sit and make bad verses, and is then
+kidnapped in its infancy by subterranean pipes for the service of the
+sea-beholding city in the plain. From many points in the moss you may
+see at one glance its whole course and that of all its tributaries; the
+geographer of this Lilliput may visit all its corners without sitting
+down, and not yet begin to be breathed; Shearer's Knowe and Halkerside
+are but names of adjacent cantons on a single shoulder of a hill, as
+names are squandered (it would seem to the in-expert, in superfluity)
+upon these upland sheepwalks; a bucket would receive the whole discharge
+of the toy river; it would take it an appreciable time to fill your
+morning bath; for the most part, besides, it soaks unseen through the
+moss; and yet for the sake of auld lang syne, and the figure of a certain
+_genius loci_, I am condemned to linger awhile in fancy by its shores;
+and if the nymph (who cannot be above a span in stature) will but inspire
+my pen, I would gladly carry the reader along with me.
+
+John Todd, when I knew him, was already "the oldest herd on the
+Pentlands," and had been all his days faithful to that curlew-scattering,
+sheep-collecting life. He remembered the droving days, when the drove
+roads, that now lie green and solitary through the heather, were thronged
+thoroughfares. He had himself often marched flocks into England,
+sleeping on the hillsides with his caravan; and by his account it was a
+rough business not without danger. The drove roads lay apart from
+habitation; the drovers met in the wilderness, as to-day the deep-sea
+fishers meet off the banks in the solitude of the Atlantic; and in the
+one as in the other case rough habits and fist-law were the rule. Crimes
+were committed, sheep filched, and drovers robbed and beaten; most of
+which offences had a moorland burial and were never heard of in the
+courts of justice. John, in those days, was at least once attacked,--by
+two men after his watch,--and at least once, betrayed by his habitual
+anger, fell under the danger of the law and was clapped into some rustic
+prison-house, the doors of which he burst in the night and was no more
+heard of in that quarter. When I knew him, his life had fallen in
+quieter places, and he had no cares beyond the dulness of his dogs and
+the inroads of pedestrians from town. But for a man of his propensity to
+wrath these were enough; he knew neither rest nor peace, except by
+snatches; in the gray of the summer morning, and already from far up the
+hill, he would wake the "toun" with the sound of his shoutings; and in
+the lambing time, his cries were not yet silenced late at night. This
+wrathful voice of a man unseen might be said to haunt that quarter of the
+Pentlands, an audible bogie; and no doubt it added to the fear in which
+men stood of John a touch of something legendary. For my own part, he
+was at first my enemy, and I, in my character of a rambling boy, his
+natural abhorrence. It was long before I saw him near at hand, knowing
+him only by some sudden blast of bellowing from far above, bidding me
+"c'way oot amang the sheep." The quietest recesses of the hill harboured
+this ogre; I skulked in my favourite wilderness like a Cameronian of the
+Killing Time, and John Todd was my Claverhouse, and his dogs my questing
+dragoons. Little by little we dropped into civilities; his hail at sight
+of me began to have less of the ring of a war-slogan; soon, we never met
+but he produced his snuff-box, which was with him, like the calumet with
+the Red Indian, a part of the heraldry of peace; and at length, in the
+ripeness of time, we grew to be a pair of friends, and when I lived alone
+in these parts in the winter, it was a settled thing for John to "give me
+a cry" over the garden wall as he set forth upon his evening round, and
+for me to overtake and bear him company.
+
+That dread voice of his that shook the hills when he was angry, fell in
+ordinary talk very pleasantly upon the ear, with a kind of honied,
+friendly whine, not far off singing, that was eminently Scottish. He
+laughed not very often, and when he did, with a sudden, loud haw-haw,
+hearty but somehow joyless, like an echo from a rock. His face was
+permanently set and coloured; ruddy and stiff with weathering; more like
+a picture than a face; yet with a certain strain and a threat of latent
+anger in the expression, like that of a man trained too fine and harassed
+with perpetual vigilance. He spoke in the richest dialect of Scotch I
+ever heard; the words in themselves were a pleasure and often a surprise
+to me, so that I often came back from one of our patrols with new
+acquisitions; and this vocabulary he would handle like a master, stalking
+a little before me, "beard on shoulder," the plaid hanging loosely about
+him, the yellow staff clapped under his arm, and guiding me uphill by
+that devious, tactical ascent which seems peculiar to men of his trade.
+I might count him with the best talkers; only that talking Scotch and
+talking English seem incomparable acts. He touched on nothing at least,
+but he adorned it; when he narrated, the scene was before you; when he
+spoke (as he did mostly) of his own antique business, the thing took on a
+colour of romance and curiosity that was surprising. The clans of sheep
+with their particular territories on the hill, and how, in the yearly
+killings and purchases, each must be proportionally thinned and
+strengthened; the midnight busyness of animals, the signs of the weather,
+the cares of the snowy season, the exquisite stupidity of sheep, the
+exquisite cunning of dogs: all these he could present so humanly, and
+with so much old experience and living gusto, that weariness was
+excluded. And in the midst he would suddenly straighten his bowed back,
+the stick would fly abroad in demonstration, and the sharp thunder of his
+voice roll out a long itinerary for the dogs, so that you saw at last the
+use of that great wealth of names for every knowe and howe upon the
+hillside; and the dogs, having hearkened with lowered tails and raised
+faces, would run up their flags again to the masthead and spread
+themselves upon the indicated circuit. It used to fill me with wonder
+how they could follow and retain so long a story. But John denied these
+creatures all intelligence; they were the constant butt of his passion
+and contempt; it was just possible to work with the like of them, he
+said,--not more than possible. And then he would expand upon the subject
+of the really good dogs that he had known, and the one really good dog
+that he had himself possessed. He had been offered forty pounds for it;
+but a good collie was worth more than that, more than anything, to a
+"herd;" he did the herd's work for him. "As for the like of them!" he
+would cry, and scornfully indicate the scouring tails of his assistants.
+
+Once--I translate John's Lallan, for I cannot do it justice, being born
+_Britannis in montibus_, indeed, but alas! _inerudito saeculo_--once, in
+the days of his good dog, he had bought some sheep in Edinburgh, and on
+the way out, the road being crowded, two were lost. This was a reproach
+to John, and a slur upon the dog; and both were alive to their
+misfortune. Word came, after some days, that a farmer about Braid had
+found a pair of sheep; and thither went John and the dog to ask for
+restitution. But the farmer was a hard man and stood upon his rights.
+"How were they marked?" he asked; and since John had bought right and
+left from many sellers and had no notion of the marks--"Very well," said
+the farmer, "then it's only right that I should keep them."--"Well," said
+John, "it's a fact that I cannae tell the sheep; but if my dog can, will
+ye let me have them?" The farmer was honest as well as hard, and besides
+I daresay he had little fear of the ordeal; so he had all the sheep upon
+his farm into one large park, and turned John's dog into their midst.
+That hairy man of business knew his errand well; he knew that John and he
+had bought two sheep and (to their shame) lost them about
+Boroughmuirhead; he knew besides (the lord knows how, unless by
+listening) that they were come to Braid for their recovery; and without
+pause or blunder singled out, first one and then another, the two waifs.
+It was that afternoon the forty pounds were offered and refused. And the
+shepherd and his dog--what do I say? the true shepherd and his man--set
+off together by Fairmilehead in jocund humour, and "smiled to ither" all
+the way home, with the two recovered ones before them. So far, so good;
+but intelligence may be abused. The dog, as he is by little man's
+inferior in mind, is only by little his superior in virtue; and John had
+another collie tale of quite a different complexion. At the foot of the
+moss behind Kirk Yetton (Caer Ketton, wise men say) there is a scrog of
+low wood and a pool with a dam for washing sheep. John was one day lying
+under a bush in the scrog, when he was aware of a collie on the far
+hillside skulking down through the deepest of the heather with obtrusive
+stealth. He knew the dog; knew him for a clever, rising practitioner
+from quite a distant farm; one whom perhaps he had coveted as he saw him
+masterfully steering flocks to market. But what did the practitioner so
+far from home? and why this guilty and secret manoeuvring towards the
+pool?--for it was towards the pool that he was heading. John lay the
+closer under his bush, and presently saw the dog come forth upon the
+margin, look all about him to see if he were anywhere observed, plunge in
+and repeatedly wash himself over head and ears, and then (but now openly
+and with tail in air) strike homeward over the hills. That same night
+word was sent his master, and the rising practitioner, shaken up from
+where he lay, all innocence, before the fire, was had out to a dykeside
+and promptly shot; for alas! he was that foulest of criminals under
+trust, a sheep-eater; and it was from the maculation of sheep's blood
+that he had come so far to cleanse himself in the pool behind Kirk
+Yetton.
+
+A trade that touches nature, one that lies at the foundations of life, in
+which we have all had ancestors employed, so that on a hint of it
+ancestral memories revive, lends itself to literary use, vocal or
+written. The fortune of a tale lies not alone in the skill of him that
+writes, but as much, perhaps, in the inherited experience of him who
+reads; and when I hear with a particular thrill of things that I have
+never done or seen, it is one of that innumerable army of my ancestors
+rejoicing in past deeds. Thus novels begin to touch not the fine
+_dilettanti_ but the gross mass of mankind, when they leave off to speak
+of parlours and shades of manner and still-born niceties of motive, and
+begin to deal with fighting, sailoring, adventure, death or childbirth;
+and thus ancient outdoor crafts and occupations, whether Mr. Hardy wields
+the shepherd's crook or Count Tolstoi swings the scythe, lift romance
+into a near neighbourhood with epic. These aged things have on them the
+dew of man's morning; they lie near, not so much to us, the
+semi-artificial flowerets, as to the trunk and aboriginal taproot of the
+race. A thousand interests spring up in the process of the ages, and a
+thousand perish; that is now an eccentricity or a lost art which was once
+the fashion of an empire; and those only are perennial matters that rouse
+us to-day, and that roused men in all epochs of the past. There is a
+certain critic, not indeed of execution but of matter, whom I dare be
+known to set before the best: a certain low-browed, hairy gentleman, at
+first a percher in the fork of trees, next (as they relate) a dweller in
+caves, and whom I think I see squatting in cave-mouths, of a pleasant
+afternoon, to munch his berries--his wife, that accomplished lady,
+squatting by his side: his name I never heard, but he is often described
+as Probably Arboreal, which may serve for recognition. Each has his own
+tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal; in all
+our veins there run some minims of his old, wild, tree-top blood; our
+civilised nerves still tingle with his rude terrors and pleasures; and to
+that which would have moved our common ancestor, all must obediently
+thrill.
+
+We have not so far to climb to come to shepherds; and it may be I had one
+for an ascendant who has largely moulded me. But yet I think I owe my
+taste for that hillside business rather to the art and interest of John
+Todd. He it was that made it live for me, as the artist can make all
+things live. It was through him the simple strategy of massing sheep
+upon a snowy evening, with its attendant scampering of earnest, shaggy
+aides-de-camp, was an affair that I never wearied of seeing, and that I
+never weary of recalling to mind: the shadow of the night darkening on
+the hills, inscrutable black blots of snow shower moving here and there
+like night already come, huddles of yellow sheep and dartings of black
+dogs upon the snow, a bitter air that took you by the throat, unearthly
+harpings of the wind along the moors; and for centre piece to all these
+features and influences, John winding up the brae, keeping his captain's
+eye upon all sides, and breaking, ever and again, into a spasm of
+bellowing that seemed to make the evening bleaker. It is thus that I
+still see him in my mind's eye, perched on a hump of the declivity not
+far from Halkerside, his staff in airy flourish, his great voice taking
+hold upon the hills and echoing terror to the lowlands; I, meanwhile,
+standing somewhat back, until the fit should be over, and, with a pinch
+of snuff, my friend relapse into his easy, even conversation.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII. THE MANSE
+
+
+I have named, among many rivers that make music in my memory, that dirty
+Water of Leith. Often and often I desire to look upon it again; and the
+choice of a point of view is easy to me. It should be at a certain
+water-door, embowered in shrubbery. The river is there dammed back for
+the service of the flour-mill just below, so that it lies deep and
+darkling, and the sand slopes into brown obscurity with a glint of gold;
+and it has but newly been recruited by the borrowings of the snuff-mill
+just above, and these, tumbling merrily in, shake the pool to its black
+heart, fill it with drowsy eddies, and set the curded froth of many other
+mills solemnly steering to and fro upon the surface. Or so it was when I
+was young; for change, and the masons, and the pruning-knife, have been
+busy; and if I could hope to repeat a cherished experience, it must be on
+many and impossible conditions. I must choose, as well as the point of
+view, a certain moment in my growth, so that the scale may be
+exaggerated, and the trees on the steep opposite side may seem to climb
+to heaven, and the sand by the water-door, where I am standing, seem as
+low as Styx. And I must choose the season also, so that the valley may
+be brimmed like a cup with sunshine and the songs of birds;--and the year
+of grace, so that when I turn to leave the riverside I may find the old
+manse and its inhabitants unchanged.
+
+It was a place in that time like no other: the garden cut into provinces
+by a great hedge of beech, and over-looked by the church and the terrace
+of the churchyard, where the tombstones were thick, and after nightfall
+"spunkies" might be seen to dance at least by children; flower-plots
+lying warm in sunshine; laurels and the great yew making elsewhere a
+pleasing horror of shade; the smell of water rising from all round, with
+an added tang of paper-mills; the sound of water everywhere, and the
+sound of mills--the wheel and the dam singing their alternate strain; the
+birds on every bush and from every corner of the overhanging woods
+pealing out their notes until the air throbbed with them; and in the
+midst of this, the manse. I see it, by the standard of my childish
+stature, as a great and roomy house. In truth, it was not so large as I
+supposed, nor yet so convenient, and, standing where it did, it is
+difficult to suppose that it was healthful. Yet a large family of
+stalwart sons and tall daughters were housed and reared, and came to man
+and womanhood in that nest of little chambers; so that the face of the
+earth was peppered with the children of the manse, and letters with
+outlandish stamps became familiar to the local postman, and the walls of
+the little chambers brightened with the wonders of the East. The dullest
+could see this was a house that had a pair of hands in divers foreign
+places: a well-beloved house--its image fondly dwelt on by many
+travellers.
+
+Here lived an ancestor of mine, who was a herd of men. I read him,
+judging with older criticism the report of childish observation, as a man
+of singular simplicity of nature; unemotional, and hating the display of
+what he felt; standing contented on the old ways; a lover of his life and
+innocent habits to the end. We children admired him: partly for his
+beautiful face and silver hair, for none more than children are concerned
+for beauty and, above all, for beauty in the old; partly for the solemn
+light in which we beheld him once a week, the observed of all observers,
+in the pulpit. But his strictness and distance, the effect, I now fancy,
+of old age, slow blood, and settled habit, oppressed us with a kind of
+terror. When not abroad, he sat much alone, writing sermons or letters
+to his scattered family in a dark and cold room with a library of
+bloodless books--or so they seemed in those days, although I have some of
+them now on my own shelves and like well enough to read them; and these
+lonely hours wrapped him in the greater gloom for our imaginations. But
+the study had a redeeming grace in many Indian pictures, gaudily coloured
+and dear to young eyes. I cannot depict (for I have no such passions
+now) the greed with which I beheld them; and when I was once sent in to
+say a psalm to my grandfather, I went, quaking indeed with fear, but at
+the same time glowing with hope that, if I said it well, he might reward
+me with an Indian picture.
+
+ "Thy foot He'll not let slide, nor will
+ He slumber that thee keeps,"
+
+it ran: a strange conglomerate of the unpronounceable, a sad model to set
+in childhood before one who was himself to be a versifier, and a task in
+recitation that really merited reward. And I must suppose the old man
+thought so too, and was either touched or amused by the performance; for
+he took me in his arms with most unwonted tenderness, and kissed me, and
+gave me a little kindly sermon for my psalm; so that, for that day, we
+were clerk and parson. I was struck by this reception into so tender a
+surprise that I forgot my disappointment. And indeed the hope was one of
+those that childhood forges for a pastime, and with no design upon
+reality. Nothing was more unlikely than that my grandfather should strip
+himself of one of those pictures, love-gifts and reminders of his absent
+sons; nothing more unlikely than that he should bestow it upon me. He
+had no idea of spoiling children, leaving all that to my aunt; he had
+fared hard himself, and blubbered under the rod in the last century; and
+his ways were still Spartan for the young. The last word I heard upon
+his lips was in this Spartan key. He had over-walked in the teeth of an
+east wind, and was now near the end of his many days. He sat by the
+dining-room fire, with his white hair, pale face and bloodshot eyes, a
+somewhat awful figure; and my aunt had given him a dose of our good old
+Scotch medicine, Dr. Gregory's powder. Now that remedy, as the work of a
+near kinsman of Rob Roy himself, may have a savour of romance for the
+imagination; but it comes uncouthly to the palate. The old gentleman had
+taken it with a wry face; and that being accomplished, sat with perfect
+simplicity, like a child's, munching a "barley-sugar kiss." But when my
+aunt, having the canister open in her hands, proposed to let me share in
+the sweets, he interfered at once. I had had no Gregory; then I should
+have no barley-sugar kiss: so he decided with a touch of irritation. And
+just then the phaeton coming opportunely to the kitchen door--for such
+was our unlordly fashion--I was taken for the last time from the presence
+of my grandfather.
+
+Now I often wonder what I have inherited from this old minister. I must
+suppose, indeed, that he was fond of preaching sermons, and so am I,
+though I never heard it maintained that either of us loved to hear them.
+He sought health in his youth in the Isle of Wight, and I have sought it
+in both hemispheres; but whereas he found and kept it, I am still on the
+quest. He was a great lover of Shakespeare, whom he read aloud, I have
+been told, with taste; well, I love my Shakespeare also, and am persuaded
+I can read him well, though I own I never have been told so. He made
+embroidery, designing his own patterns; and in that kind of work I never
+made anything but a kettle-holder in Berlin wool, and an odd garter of
+knitting, which was as black as the chimney before I had done with it.
+He loved port, and nuts, and porter; and so do I, but they agreed better
+with my grandfather, which seems to me a breach of contract. He had
+chalk-stones in his fingers; and these, in good time, I may possibly
+inherit, but I would much rather have inherited his noble presence. Try
+as I please, I cannot join myself on with the reverend doctor; and all
+the while, no doubt, and even as I write the phrase, he moves in my
+blood, and whispers words to me, and sits efficient in the very knot and
+centre of my being. In his garden, as I played there, I learned the love
+of mills--or had I an ancestor a miller?--and a kindness for the
+neighbourhood of graves, as homely things not without their poetry--or
+had I an ancestor a sexton? But what of the garden where he played
+himself?--for that, too, was a scene of my education. Some part of me
+played there in the eighteenth century, and ran races under the green
+avenue at Pilrig; some part of me trudged up Leith Walk, which was still
+a country place, and sat on the High School benches, and was thrashed,
+perhaps, by Dr. Adam. The house where I spent my youth was not yet
+thought upon; but we made holiday parties among the cornfields on its
+site, and ate strawberries and cream near by at a gardener's. All this I
+had forgotten; only my grandfather remembered and once reminded me. I
+have forgotten, too, how we grew up, and took orders, and went to our
+first Ayrshire parish, and fell in love with and married a daughter of
+Burns's Dr. Smith--"Smith opens out his cauld harangues." I have
+forgotten, but I was there all the same, and heard stories of Burns at
+first hand.
+
+And there is a thing stranger than all that; for this _homunculus_ or
+part-man of mine that walked about the eighteenth century with Dr.
+Balfour in his youth, was in the way of meeting other _homunculos_ or
+part-men, in the persons of my other ancestors. These were of a lower
+order, and doubtless we looked down upon them duly. But as I went to
+college with Dr. Balfour, I may have seen the lamp and oil man taking
+down the shutters from his shop beside the Tron;--we may have had a
+rabbit-hutch or a bookshelf made for us by a certain carpenter in I know
+not what wynd of the old, smoky city; or, upon some holiday excursion, we
+may have looked into the windows of a cottage in a flower-garden and seen
+a certain weaver plying his shuttle. And these were all kinsmen of mine
+upon the other side; and from the eyes of the lamp and oil man one-half
+of my unborn father, and one-quarter of myself, looked out upon us as we
+went by to college. Nothing of all this would cross the mind of the
+young student, as he posted up the Bridges with trim, stockinged legs, in
+that city of cocked hats and good Scotch still unadulterated. It would
+not cross his mind that he should have a daughter; and the lamp and oil
+man, just then beginning, by a not unnatural metastasis, to bloom into a
+lighthouse-engineer, should have a grandson; and that these two, in the
+fulness of time, should wed; and some portion of that student himself
+should survive yet a year or two longer in the person of their child.
+
+But our ancestral adventures are beyond even the arithmetic of fancy; and
+it is the chief recommendation of long pedigrees, that we can follow
+backward the careers of our _homunculos_ and be reminded of our antenatal
+lives. Our conscious years are but a moment in the history of the
+elements that build us. Are you a bank-clerk, and do you live at
+Peckham? It was not always so. And though to-day I am only a man of
+letters, either tradition errs or I was present when there landed at St.
+Andrews a French barber-surgeon, to tend the health and the beard of the
+great Cardinal Beaton; I have shaken a spear in the Debateable Land and
+shouted the slogan of the Elliots; I was present when a skipper, plying
+from Dundee, smuggled Jacobites to France after the '15; I was in a West
+India merchant's office, perhaps next door to Bailie Nicol Jarvie's, and
+managed the business of a plantation in St. Kitt's; I was with my
+engineer-grandfather (the son-in-law of the lamp and oil man) when he
+sailed north about Scotland on the famous cruise that gave us the
+_Pirate_ and the _Lord of the Isles_; I was with him, too, on the Bell
+Rock, in the fog, when the _Smeaton_ had drifted from her moorings, and
+the Aberdeen men, pick in hand, had seized upon the only boats, and he
+must stoop and lap sea-water before his tongue could utter audible words;
+and once more with him when the Bell Rock beacon took a "thrawe," and his
+workmen fled into the tower, then nearly finished, and he sat unmoved
+reading in his Bible--or affecting to read--till one after another slunk
+back with confusion of countenance to their engineer. Yes, parts of me
+have seen life, and met adventures, and sometimes met them well. And
+away in the still cloudier past, the threads that make me up can be
+traced by fancy into the bosoms of thousands and millions of ascendants:
+Picts who rallied round Macbeth and the old (and highly preferable)
+system of descent by females, fleers from before the legions of Agricola,
+marchers in Pannonian morasses, star-gazers on Chaldaean plateaus; and,
+furthest of all, what face is this that fancy can see peering through the
+disparted branches? What sleeper in green tree-tops, what muncher of
+nuts, concludes my pedigree? Probably arboreal in his habits. . . .
+
+And I know not which is the more strange, that I should carry about with
+me some fibres of my minister-grandfather; or that in him, as he sat in
+his cool study, grave, reverend, contented gentleman, there was an
+aboriginal frisking of the blood that was not his; tree-top memories,
+like undeveloped negatives, lay dormant in his mind; tree-top instincts
+awoke and were trod down; and Probably Arboreal (scarce to be
+distinguished from a monkey) gambolled and chattered in the brain of the
+old divine.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII. MEMOIRS OF AN ISLET
+
+
+Those who try to be artists use, time after time, the matter of their
+recollections, setting and resetting little coloured memories of men and
+scenes, rigging up (it may be) some especial friend in the attire of a
+buccaneer, and decreeing armies to manoeuvre, or murder to be done, on
+the playground of their youth. But the memories are a fairy gift which
+cannot be worn out in using. After a dozen services in various tales,
+the little sunbright pictures of the past still shine in the mind's eye
+with not a lineament defaced, not a tint impaired. _Gluck und Ungluck
+wird Gesang_, if Goethe pleases; yet only by endless avatars, the
+original re-embodying after each. So that a writer, in time, begins to
+wonder at the perdurable life of these impressions; begins, perhaps, to
+fancy that he wrongs them when he weaves them in with fiction; and
+looking back on them with ever-growing kindness, puts them at last,
+substantive jewels, in a setting of their own.
+
+One or two of these pleasant spectres I think I have laid. I used one
+but the other day: a little eyot of dense, freshwater sand, where I once
+waded deep in butterburrs, delighting to hear the song of the river on
+both sides, and to tell myself that I was indeed and at last upon an
+island. Two of my puppets lay there a summer's day, hearkening to the
+shearers at work in riverside fields and to the drums of the gray old
+garrison upon the neighbouring hill. And this was, I think, done
+rightly: the place was rightly peopled--and now belongs not to me but to
+my puppets--for a time at least. In time, perhaps, the puppets will grow
+faint; the original memory swim up instant as ever; and I shall once more
+lie in bed, and see the little sandy isle in Allan Water as it is in
+nature, and the child (that once was me) wading there in butterburrs; and
+wonder at the instancy and virgin freshness of that memory; and be
+pricked again, in season and out of season, by the desire to weave it
+into art.
+
+There is another isle in my collection, the memory of which besieges me.
+I put a whole family there, in one of my tales; and later on, threw upon
+its shores, and condemned to several days of rain and shellfish on its
+tumbled boulders, the hero of another. The ink is not yet faded; the
+sound of the sentences is still in my mind's ear; and I am under a spell
+to write of that island again.
+
+
+
+I
+
+
+The little isle of Earraid lies close in to the south-west corner of the
+Ross of Mull: the sound of Iona on one side, across which you may see the
+isle and church of Columba; the open sea to the other, where you shall be
+able to mark, on a clear, surfy day, the breakers running white on many
+sunken rocks. I first saw it, or first remembered seeing it, framed in
+the round bull's-eye of a cabin port, the sea lying smooth along its
+shores like the waters of a lake, the colourless clear light of the early
+morning making plain its heathery and rocky hummocks. There stood upon
+it, in these days, a single rude house of uncemented stones, approached
+by a pier of wreckwood. It must have been very early, for it was then
+summer, and in summer, in that latitude, day scarcely withdraws; but even
+at that hour the house was making a sweet smoke of peats which came to me
+over the bay, and the bare-legged daughters of the cotter were wading by
+the pier. The same day we visited the shores of the isle in the ship's
+boats; rowed deep into Fiddler's Hole, sounding as we went; and having
+taken stock of all possible accommodation, pitched on the northern inlet
+as the scene of operations. For it was no accident that had brought the
+lighthouse steamer to anchor in the Bay of Earraid. Fifteen miles away
+to seaward, a certain black rock stood environed by the Atlantic rollers,
+the outpost of the Torran reefs. Here was a tower to be built, and a
+star lighted, for the conduct of seamen. But as the rock was small, and
+hard of access, and far from land, the work would be one of years; and my
+father was now looking for a shore station, where the stones might be
+quarried and dressed, the men live, and the tender, with some degree of
+safety, lie at anchor.
+
+I saw Earraid next from the stern thwart of an Iona lugger, Sam Bough and
+I sitting there cheek by jowl, with our feet upon our baggage, in a
+beautiful, clear, northern summer eve. And behold! there was now a pier
+of stone, there were rows of sheds, railways, travelling-cranes, a street
+of cottages, an iron house for the resident engineer, wooden bothies for
+the men, a stage where the courses of the tower were put together
+experimentally, and behind the settlement a great gash in the hillside
+where granite was quarried. In the bay, the steamer lay at her moorings.
+All day long there hung about the place the music of chinking tools; and
+even in the dead of night, the watchman carried his lantern to and fro in
+the dark settlement and could light the pipe of any midnight muser. It
+was, above all, strange to see Earraid on the Sunday, when the sound of
+the tools ceased and there fell a crystal quiet. All about the green
+compound men would be sauntering in their Sunday's best, walking with
+those lax joints of the reposing toiler, thoughtfully smoking, talking
+small, as if in honour of the stillness, or hearkening to the wailing of
+the gulls. And it was strange to see our Sabbath services, held, as they
+were, in one of the bothies, with Mr. Brebner reading at a table, and the
+congregation perched about in the double tier of sleeping bunks; and to
+hear the singing of the psalms, "the chapters," the inevitable Spurgeon's
+sermon, and the old, eloquent lighthouse prayer.
+
+In fine weather, when by the spy-glass on the hill the sea was observed
+to run low upon the reef, there would be a sound of preparation in the
+very early morning; and before the sun had risen from behind Ben More,
+the tender would steam out of the bay. Over fifteen sea-miles of the
+great blue Atlantic rollers she ploughed her way, trailing at her tail a
+brace of wallowing stone-lighters. The open ocean widened upon either
+board, and the hills of the mainland began to go down on the horizon,
+before she came to her unhomely destination, and lay-to at last where the
+rock clapped its black head above the swell, with the tall iron barrack
+on its spider legs, and the truncated tower, and the cranes waving their
+arms, and the smoke of the engine-fire rising in the mid-sea. An ugly
+reef is this of the Dhu Heartach; no pleasant assemblage of shelves, and
+pools, and creeks, about which a child might play for a whole summer
+without weariness, like the Bell Rock or the Skerryvore, but one oval
+nodule of black-trap, sparsely bedabbled with an inconspicuous fucus, and
+alive in every crevice with a dingy insect between a slater and a bug.
+No other life was there but that of sea-birds, and of the sea itself,
+that here ran like a mill-race, and growled about the outer reef for
+ever, and ever and again, in the calmest weather, roared and spouted on
+the rock itself. Times were different upon Dhu-Heartach when it blew,
+and the night fell dark, and the neighbour lights of Skerryvore and
+Rhu-val were quenched in fog, and the men sat prisoned high up in their
+iron drum, that then resounded with the lashing of the sprays. Fear sat
+with them in their sea-beleaguered dwelling; and the colour changed in
+anxious faces when some greater billow struck the barrack, and its
+pillars quivered and sprang under the blow. It was then that the foreman
+builder, Mr. Goodwillie, whom I see before me still in his rock-habit of
+undecipherable rags, would get his fiddle down and strike up human
+minstrelsy amid the music of the storm. But it was in sunshine only that
+I saw Dhu-Heartach; and it was in sunshine, or the yet lovelier summer
+afterglow, that the steamer would return to Earraid, ploughing an
+enchanted sea; the obedient lighters, relieved of their deck cargo,
+riding in her wake more quietly; and the steersman upon each, as she rose
+on the long swell, standing tall and dark against the shining west.
+
+But it was in Earraid itself that I delighted chiefly. The lighthouse
+settlement scarce encroached beyond its fences; over the top of the first
+brae the ground was all virgin, the world all shut out, the face of
+things unchanged by any of man's doings. Here was no living presence,
+save for the limpets on the rocks, for some old, gray, rain-beaten ram
+that I might rouse out of a ferny den betwixt two boulders, or for the
+haunting and the piping of the gulls. It was older than man; it was
+found so by incoming Celts, and seafaring Norsemen, and Columba's
+priests. The earthy savour of the bog-plants, the rude disorder of the
+boulders, the inimitable seaside brightness of the air, the brine and the
+iodine, the lap of the billows among the weedy reefs, the sudden
+springing up of a great run of dashing surf along the sea-front of the
+isle, all that I saw and felt my predecessors must have seen and felt
+with scarce a difference. I steeped myself in open air and in past ages.
+
+ "Delightful would it be to me to be in _Uchd Ailiun_
+ On the pinnacle of a rock,
+ That I might often see
+ The face of the ocean;
+ That I might hear the song of the wonderful birds,
+ Source of happiness;
+ That I might hear the thunder of the crowding waves
+ Upon the rocks:
+ At times at work without compulsion--
+ This would be delightful;
+ At times plucking dulse from the rocks
+ At times at fishing."
+
+So, about the next island of Iona, sang Columba himself twelve hundred
+years before. And so might I have sung of Earraid.
+
+And all the while I was aware that this life of sea-bathing and
+sun-burning was for me but a holiday. In that year cannon were roaring
+for days together on French battlefields; and I would sit in my isle (I
+call it mine, after the use of lovers) and think upon the war, and the
+loudness of these far-away battles, and the pain of the men's wounds, and
+the weariness of their marching. And I would think too of that other war
+which is as old as mankind, and is indeed the life of man: the unsparing
+war, the grinding slavery of competition; the toil of seventy years,
+dear-bought bread, precarious honour, the perils and pitfalls, and the
+poor rewards. It was a long look forward; the future summoned me as with
+trumpet calls, it warned me back as with a voice of weeping and
+beseeching; and I thrilled and trembled on the brink of life, like a
+childish bather on the beach.
+
+There was another young man on Earraid in these days, and we were much
+together, bathing, clambering on the boulders, trying to sail a boat and
+spinning round instead in the oily whirlpools of the roost. But the most
+part of the time we spoke of the great uncharted desert of our futures;
+wondering together what should there befall us; hearing with surprise the
+sound of our own voices in the empty vestibule of youth. As far, and as
+hard, as it seemed then to look forward to the grave, so far it seems now
+to look backward upon these emotions; so hard to recall justly that loath
+submission, as of the sacrificial bull, with which we stooped our necks
+under the yoke of destiny. I met my old companion but the other day; I
+cannot tell of course what he was thinking; but, upon my part, I was
+wondering to see us both so much at home, and so composed and sedentary
+in the world; and how much we had gained, and how much we had lost, to
+attain to that composure; and which had been upon the whole our best
+estate: when we sat there prating sensibly like men of some experience,
+or when we shared our timorous and hopeful counsels in a western islet.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX. THOMAS STEVENSON--CIVIL ENGINEER
+
+
+The death of Thomas Stevenson will mean not very much to the general
+reader. His service to mankind took on forms of which the public knows
+little and understands less. He came seldom to London, and then only as
+a task, remaining always a stranger and a convinced provincial; putting
+up for years at the same hotel where his father had gone before him;
+faithful for long to the same restaurant, the same church, and the same
+theatre, chosen simply for propinquity; steadfastly refusing to dine out.
+He had a circle of his own, indeed, at home; few men were more beloved in
+Edinburgh, where he breathed an air that pleased him; and wherever he
+went, in railway carriages or hotel smoking-rooms, his strange, humorous
+vein of talk, and his transparent honesty, raised him up friends and
+admirers. But to the general public and the world of London, except
+about the parliamentary committee-rooms, he remained unknown. All the
+time, his lights were in every part of the world, guiding the mariner;
+his firm were consulting engineers to the Indian, the New Zealand, and
+the Japanese Lighthouse Boards, so that Edinburgh was a world centre for
+that branch of applied science; in Germany, he had been called "the
+Nestor of lighthouse illumination"; even in France, where his claims were
+long denied, he was at last, on the occasion of the late Exposition,
+recognised and medalled. And to show by one instance the inverted nature
+of his reputation, comparatively small at home, yet filling the world, a
+friend of mine was this winter on a visit to the Spanish main, and was
+asked by a Peruvian if he "knew Mr. Stevenson the author, because his
+works were much esteemed in Peru?" My friend supposed the reference was
+to the writer of tales; but the Peruvian had never heard of _Dr. Jekyll_;
+what he had in his eye, what was esteemed in Peru, where the volumes of
+the engineer.
+
+Thomas Stevenson was born at Edinburgh in the year 1818, the grandson of
+Thomas Smith, first engineer to the Board of Northern Lights, son of
+Robert Stevenson, brother of Alan and David; so that his nephew, David
+Alan Stevenson, joined with him at the time of his death in the
+engineership, is the sixth of the family who has held, successively or
+conjointly, that office. The Bell Rock, his father's great triumph, was
+finished before he was born; but he served under his brother Alan in the
+building of Skerryvore, the noblest of all extant deep-sea lights; and,
+in conjunction with his brother David, he added two--the Chickens and Dhu
+Heartach--to that small number of man's extreme outposts in the ocean.
+Of shore lights, the two brothers last named erected no fewer than
+twenty-seven; of beacons, {84} about twenty-five. Many harbours were
+successfully carried out: one, the harbour of Wick, the chief disaster of
+my father's life, was a failure; the sea proved too strong for man's
+arts; and after expedients hitherto unthought of, and on a scale
+hyper-cyclopean, the work must be deserted, and now stands a ruin in that
+bleak, God-forsaken bay, ten miles from John-o'-Groat's. In the
+improvement of rivers the brothers were likewise in a large way of
+practice over both England and Scotland, nor had any British engineer
+anything approaching their experience.
+
+It was about this nucleus of his professional labours that all my
+father's scientific inquiries and inventions centred; these proceeded
+from, and acted back upon, his daily business. Thus it was as a harbour
+engineer that he became interested in the propagation and reduction of
+waves; a difficult subject in regard to which he has left behind him much
+suggestive matter and some valuable approximate results. Storms were his
+sworn adversaries, and it was through the study of storms that he
+approached that of meteorology at large. Many who knew him not
+otherwise, knew--perhaps have in their gardens--his louvre-boarded screen
+for instruments. But the great achievement of his life was, of course,
+in optics as applied to lighthouse illumination. Fresnel had done much;
+Fresnel had settled the fixed light apparatus on a principle that still
+seems unimprovable; and when Thomas Stevenson stepped in and brought to a
+comparable perfection the revolving light, a not unnatural jealousy and
+much painful controversy rose in France. It had its hour; and, as I have
+told already, even in France it has blown by. Had it not, it would have
+mattered the less, since all through his life my father continued to
+justify his claim by fresh advances. New apparatus for lights in new
+situations was continually being designed with the same unwearied search
+after perfection, the same nice ingenuity of means; and though the
+holophotal revolving light perhaps still remains his most elegant
+contrivance, it is difficult to give it the palm over the much later
+condensing system, with its thousand possible modifications. The number
+and the value of these improvements entitle their author to the name of
+one of mankind's benefactors. In all parts of the world a safer landfall
+awaits the mariner. Two things must be said: and, first, that Thomas
+Stevenson was no mathematician. Natural shrewdness, a sentiment of
+optical laws, and a great intensity of consideration led him to just
+conclusions; but to calculate the necessary formulae for the instruments
+he had conceived was often beyond him, and he must fall back on the help
+of others, notably on that of his cousin and lifelong intimate friend,
+_emeritus_ Professor Swan, of St. Andrews, and his later friend,
+Professor P. G. Tait. It is a curious enough circumstance, and a great
+encouragement to others, that a man so ill equipped should have succeeded
+in one of the most abstract and arduous walks of applied science. The
+second remark is one that applies to the whole family, and only
+particularly to Thomas Stevenson from the great number and importance of
+his inventions: holding as the Stevensons did a Government appointment
+they regarded their original work as something due already to the nation,
+and none of them has ever taken out a patent. It is another cause of the
+comparative obscurity of the name: for a patent not only brings in money,
+it infallibly spreads reputation; and my father's instruments enter
+anonymously into a hundred light-rooms, and are passed anonymously over
+in a hundred reports, where the least considerable patent would stand out
+and tell its author's story.
+
+But the life-work of Thomas Stevenson remains; what we have lost, what we
+now rather try to recall, is the friend and companion. He was a man of a
+somewhat antique strain: with a blended sternness and softness that was
+wholly Scottish and at first somewhat bewildering; with a profound
+essential melancholy of disposition and (what often accompanies it) the
+most humorous geniality in company; shrewd and childish; passionately
+attached, passionately prejudiced; a man of many extremes, many faults of
+temper, and no very stable foothold for himself among life's troubles.
+Yet he was a wise adviser; many men, and these not inconsiderable, took
+counsel with him habitually. "I sat at his feet," writes one of these,
+"when I asked his advice, and when the broad brow was set in thought and
+the firm mouth said his say, I always knew that no man could add to the
+worth of the conclusion." He had excellent taste, though whimsical and
+partial; collected old furniture and delighted specially in sunflowers
+long before the days of Mr. Wilde; took a lasting pleasure in prints and
+pictures; was a devout admirer of Thomson of Duddingston at a time when
+few shared the taste; and though he read little, was constant to his
+favourite books. He had never any Greek; Latin he happily re-taught
+himself after he had left school, where he was a mere consistent idler:
+happily, I say, for Lactantius, Vossius, and Cardinal Bona were his chief
+authors. The first he must have read for twenty years uninterruptedly,
+keeping it near him in his study, and carrying it in his bag on journeys.
+Another old theologian, Brown of Wamphray, was often in his hands. When
+he was indisposed, he had two books, _Guy Mannering_ and _The Parent's
+Assistant_, of which he never wearied. He was a strong Conservative, or,
+as he preferred to call himself, a Tory; except in so far as his views
+were modified by a hot-headed chivalrous sentiment for women. He was
+actually in favour of a marriage law under which any woman might have a
+divorce for the asking, and no man on any ground whatever; and the same
+sentiment found another expression in a Magdalen Mission in Edinburgh,
+founded and largely supported by himself. This was but one of the many
+channels of his public generosity; his private was equally unstrained.
+The Church of Scotland, of which he held the doctrines (though in a sense
+of his own) and to which he bore a clansman's loyalty, profited often by
+his time and money; and though, from a morbid sense of his own
+unworthiness, he would never consent to be an office-bearer, his advice
+was often sought, and he served the Church on many committees. What he
+perhaps valued highest in his work were his contributions to the defence
+of Christianity; one of which, in particular, was praised by Hutchinson
+Stirling and reprinted at the request of Professor Crawford.
+
+His sense of his own unworthiness I have called morbid; morbid, too, were
+his sense of the fleetingness of life and his concern for death. He had
+never accepted the conditions of man's life or his own character; and his
+inmost thoughts were ever tinged with the Celtic melancholy. Cases of
+conscience were sometimes grievous to him, and that delicate employment
+of a scientific witness cost him many qualms. But he found respite from
+these troublesome humours in his work, in his lifelong study of natural
+science, in the society of those he loved, and in his daily walks, which
+now would carry him far into the country with some congenial friend, and
+now keep him dangling about the town from one old book-shop to another,
+and scraping romantic acquaintance with every dog that passed. His talk,
+compounded of so much sterling sense and so much freakish humour, and
+clothed in language so apt, droll, and emphatic, was a perpetual delight
+to all who knew him before the clouds began to settle on his mind. His
+use of language was both just and picturesque; and when at the beginning
+of his illness he began to feel the ebbing of this power, it was strange
+and painful to hear him reject one word after another as inadequate, and
+at length desist from the search and leave his phrase unfinished rather
+than finish it without propriety. It was perhaps another Celtic trait
+that his affections and emotions, passionate as these were, and liable to
+passionate ups and downs, found the most eloquent expression both in
+words and gestures. Love, anger, and indignation shone through him and
+broke forth in imagery, like what we read of Southern races. For all
+these emotional extremes, and in spite of the melancholy ground of his
+character, he had upon the whole a happy life; nor was he less fortunate
+in his death, which at the last came to him unaware.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X. TALK AND TALKERS
+
+
+ Sir, we had a good talk.--JOHNSON.
+
+ As we must account for every idle word, so we must for every idle
+ silence.--FRANKLIN.
+
+There can be no fairer ambition than to excel in talk; to be affable,
+gay, ready, clear and welcome; to have a fact, a thought, or an
+illustration, pat to every subject; and not only to cheer the flight of
+time among our intimates, but bear our part in that great international
+congress, always sitting, where public wrongs are first declared, public
+errors first corrected, and the course of public opinion shaped, day by
+day, a little nearer to the right. No measure comes before Parliament
+but it has been long ago prepared by the grand jury of the talkers; no
+book is written that has not been largely composed by their assistance.
+Literature in many of its branches is no other than the shadow of good
+talk; but the imitation falls far short of the original in life, freedom
+and effect. There are always two to a talk, giving and taking, comparing
+experience and according conclusions. Talk is fluid, tentative,
+continually "in further search and progress"; while written words remain
+fixed, become idols even to the writer, found wooden dogmatisms, and
+preserve flies of obvious error in the amber of the truth. Last and
+chief, while literature, gagged with linsey-woolsey, can only deal with a
+fraction of the life of man, talk goes fancy free and may call a spade a
+spade. Talk has none of the freezing immunities of the pulpit. It
+cannot, even if it would, become merely aesthetic or merely classical
+like literature. A jest intervenes, the solemn humbug is dissolved in
+laughter, and speech runs forth out of the contemporary groove into the
+open fields of nature, cheery and cheering, like schoolboys out of
+school. And it is in talk alone that we can learn our period and
+ourselves. In short, the first duty of a man is to speak; that is his
+chief business in this world; and talk, which is the harmonious speech of
+two or more, is by far the most accessible of pleasures. It costs
+nothing in money; it is all profit; it completes our education, founds
+and fosters our friendships, and can be enjoyed at any age and in almost
+any state of health.
+
+The spice of life is battle; the friendliest relations are still a kind
+of contest; and if we would not forego all that is valuable in our lot,
+we must continually face some other person, eye to eye, and wrestle a
+fall whether in love or enmity. It is still by force of body, or power
+of character or intellect, that we attain to worthy pleasures. Men and
+women contend for each other in the lists of love, like rival mesmerists;
+the active and adroit decide their challenges in the sports of the body;
+and the sedentary sit down to chess or conversation. All sluggish and
+pacific pleasures are, to the same degree, solitary and selfish; and
+every durable bond between human beings is founded in or heightened by
+some element of competition. Now, the relation that has the least root
+in matter is undoubtedly that airy one of friendship; and hence, I
+suppose, it is that good talk most commonly arises among friends. Talk
+is, indeed, both the scene and instrument of friendship. It is in talk
+alone that the friends can measure strength, and enjoy that amicable
+counter-assertion of personality which is the gauge of relations and the
+sport of life.
+
+A good talk is not to be had for the asking. Humours must first be
+accorded in a kind of overture or prologue; hour, company and
+circumstance be suited; and then, at a fit juncture, the subject, the
+quarry of two heated minds, spring up like a deer out of the wood. Not
+that the talker has any of the hunter's pride, though he has all and more
+than all his ardour. The genuine artist follows the stream of
+conversation as an angler follows the windings of a brook, not dallying
+where he fails to "kill." He trusts implicitly to hazard; and he is
+rewarded by continual variety, continual pleasure, and those changing
+prospects of the truth that are the best of education. There is nothing
+in a subject, so called, that we should regard it as an idol, or follow
+it beyond the promptings of desire. Indeed, there are few subjects; and
+so far as they are truly talkable, more than the half of them may be
+reduced to three: that I am I, that you are you, and that there are other
+people dimly understood to be not quite the same as either. Wherever
+talk may range, it still runs half the time on these eternal lines. The
+theme being set, each plays on himself as on an instrument; asserts and
+justifies himself; ransacks his brain for instances and opinions, and
+brings them forth new-minted, to his own surprise and the admiration of
+his adversary. All natural talk is a festival of ostentation; and by the
+laws of the game each accepts and fans the vanity of the other. It is
+from that reason that we venture to lay ourselves so open, that we dare
+to be so warmly eloquent, and that we swell in each other's eyes to such
+a vast proportion. For talkers, once launched, begin to overflow the
+limits of their ordinary selves, tower up to the height of their secret
+pretensions, and give themselves out for the heroes, brave, pious,
+musical and wise, that in their most shining moments they aspire to be.
+So they weave for themselves with words and for a while inhabit a palace
+of delights, temple at once and theatre, where they fill the round of the
+world's dignities, and feast with the gods, exulting in Kudos. And when
+the talk is over, each goes his way, still flushed with vanity and
+admiration, still trailing clouds of glory; each declines from the height
+of his ideal orgie, not in a moment, but by slow declension. I remember,
+in the _entr'acte_ of an afternoon performance, coming forth into the
+sunshine, in a beautiful green, gardened corner of a romantic city; and
+as I sat and smoked, the music moving in my blood, I seemed to sit there
+and evaporate _The Flying Dutchman_ (for it was that I had been hearing)
+with a wonderful sense of life, warmth, well-being and pride; and the
+noises of the city, voices, bells and marching feet, fell together in my
+ears like a symphonious orchestra. In the same way, the excitement of a
+good talk lives for a long while after in the blood, the heart still hot
+within you, the brain still simmering, and the physical earth swimming
+around you with the colours of the sunset.
+
+Natural talk, like ploughing, should turn up a large surface of life,
+rather than dig mines into geological strata. Masses of experience,
+anecdote, incident, cross-lights, quotation, historical instances, the
+whole flotsam and jetsam of two minds forced in and in upon the matter in
+hand from every point of the compass, and from every degree of mental
+elevation and abasement--these are the material with which talk is
+fortified, the food on which the talkers thrive. Such argument as is
+proper to the exercise should still be brief and seizing. Talk should
+proceed by instances; by the apposite, not the expository. It should
+keep close along the lines of humanity, near the bosoms and businesses of
+men, at the level where history, fiction and experience intersect and
+illuminate each other. I am I, and You are You, with all my heart; but
+conceive how these lean propositions change and brighten when, instead of
+words, the actual you and I sit cheek by jowl, the spirit housed in the
+live body, and the very clothes uttering voices to corroborate the story
+in the face. Not less surprising is the change when we leave off to
+speak of generalities--the bad, the good, the miser, and all the
+characters of Theophrastus--and call up other men, by anecdote or
+instance, in their very trick and feature; or trading on a common
+knowledge, toss each other famous names, still glowing with the hues of
+life. Communication is no longer by words, but by the instancing of
+whole biographies, epics, systems of philosophy, and epochs of history,
+in bulk. That which is understood excels that which is spoken in
+quantity and quality alike; ideas thus figured and personified, change
+hands, as we may say, like coin; and the speakers imply without effort
+the most obscure and intricate thoughts. Strangers who have a large
+common ground of reading will, for this reason, come the sooner to the
+grapple of genuine converse. If they know Othello and Napoleon, Consuelo
+and Clarissa Harlowe, Vautrin and Steenie Steenson, they can leave
+generalities and begin at once to speak by figures.
+
+Conduct and art are the two subjects that arise most frequently and that
+embrace the widest range of facts. A few pleasures bear discussion for
+their own sake, but only those which are most social or most radically
+human; and even these can only be discussed among their devotees. A
+technicality is always welcome to the expert, whether in athletics, art
+or law; I have heard the best kind of talk on technicalities from such
+rare and happy persons as both know and love their business. No human
+being ever spoke of scenery for above two minutes at a time, which makes
+me suspect we hear too much of it in literature. The weather is regarded
+as the very nadir and scoff of conversational topics. And yet the
+weather, the dramatic element in scenery, is far more tractable in
+language, and far more human both in import and suggestion than the
+stable features of the landscape. Sailors and shepherds, and the people
+generally of coast and mountain, talk well of it; and it is often
+excitingly presented in literature. But the tendency of all living talk
+draws it back and back into the common focus of humanity. Talk is a
+creature of the street and market-place, feeding on gossip; and its last
+resort is still in a discussion on morals. That is the heroic form of
+gossip; heroic in virtue of its high pretensions; but still gossip,
+because it turns on personalities. You can keep no men long, nor
+Scotchmen at all, off moral or theological discussion. These are to all
+the world what law is to lawyers; they are everybody's technicalities;
+the medium through which all consider life, and the dialect in which they
+express their judgments. I knew three young men who walked together
+daily for some two months in a solemn and beautiful forest and in
+cloudless summer weather; daily they talked with unabated zest, and yet
+scarce wandered that whole time beyond two subjects--theology and love.
+And perhaps neither a court of love nor an assembly of divines would have
+granted their premisses or welcomed their conclusions.
+
+Conclusions, indeed, are not often reached by talk any more than by
+private thinking. That is not the profit. The profit is in the
+exercise, and above all in the experience; for when we reason at large on
+any subject, we review our state and history in life. From time to time,
+however, and specially, I think, in talking art, talk becomes effective,
+conquering like war, widening the boundaries of knowledge like an
+exploration. A point arises; the question takes a problematical, a
+baffling, yet a likely air; the talkers begin to feel lively
+presentiments of some conclusion near at hand; towards this they strive
+with emulous ardour, each by his own path, and struggling for first
+utterance; and then one leaps upon the summit of that matter with a
+shout, and almost at the same moment the other is beside him; and behold
+they are agreed. Like enough, the progress is illusory, a mere cat's
+cradle having been wound and unwound out of words. But the sense of
+joint discovery is none the less giddy and inspiriting. And in the life
+of the talker such triumphs, though imaginary, are neither few nor far
+apart; they are attained with speed and pleasure, in the hour of mirth;
+and by the nature of the process, they are always worthily shared.
+
+There is a certain attitude, combative at once and deferential, eager to
+fight yet most averse to quarrel, which marks out at once the talkable
+man. It is not eloquence, not fairness, not obstinacy, but a certain
+proportion of all of these that I love to encounter in my amicable
+adversaries. They must not be pontiffs holding doctrine, but huntsmen
+questing after elements of truth. Neither must they be boys to be
+instructed, but fellow-teachers with whom I may wrangle and agree on
+equal terms. We must reach some solution, some shadow of consent; for
+without that, eager talk becomes a torture. But we do not wish to reach
+it cheaply, or quickly, or without the tussle and effort wherein pleasure
+lies.
+
+The very best talker, with me, is one whom I shall call Spring-Heel'd
+Jack. I say so, because I never knew any one who mingled so largely the
+possible ingredients of converse. In the Spanish proverb, the fourth man
+necessary to compound a salad, is a madman to mix it: Jack is that
+madman. I know not which is more remarkable; the insane lucidity of his
+conclusions the humorous eloquence of his language, or his power of
+method, bringing the whole of life into the focus of the subject treated,
+mixing the conversational salad like a drunken god. He doubles like the
+serpent, changes and flashes like the shaken kaleidoscope, transmigrates
+bodily into the views of others, and so, in the twinkling of an eye and
+with a heady rapture, turns questions inside out and flings them empty
+before you on the ground, like a triumphant conjuror. It is my common
+practice when a piece of conduct puzzles me, to attack it in the presence
+of Jack with such grossness, such partiality and such wearing iteration,
+as at length shall spur him up in its defence. In a moment he
+transmigrates, dons the required character, and with moonstruck
+philosophy justifies the act in question. I can fancy nothing to compare
+with the _vim_ of these impersonations, the strange scale of language,
+flying from Shakespeare to Kant, and from Kant to Major Dyngwell--
+
+ "As fast as a musician scatters sounds
+ Out of an instrument"
+
+the sudden, sweeping generalisations, the absurd irrelevant
+particularities, the wit, wisdom, folly, humour, eloquence and bathos,
+each startling in its kind, and yet all luminous in the admired disorder
+of their combination. A talker of a different calibre, though belonging
+to the same school, is Burly. Burly is a man of a great presence; he
+commands a larger atmosphere, gives the impression of a grosser mass of
+character than most men. It has been said of him that his presence could
+be felt in a room you entered blindfold; and the same, I think, has been
+said of other powerful constitutions condemned to much physical inaction.
+There is something boisterous and piratic in Burly's manner of talk which
+suits well enough with this impression. He will roar you down, he will
+bury his face in his hands, he will undergo passions of revolt and agony;
+and meanwhile his attitude of mind is really both conciliatory and
+receptive; and after Pistol has been out Pistol'd, and the welkin rung
+for hours, you begin to perceive a certain subsidence in these spring
+torrents, points of agreement issue, and you end arm-in-arm, and in a
+glow of mutual admiration. The outcry only serves to make your final
+union the more unexpected and precious. Throughout there has been
+perfect sincerity, perfect intelligence, a desire to hear although not
+always to listen, and an unaffected eagerness to meet concessions. You
+have, with Burly, none of the dangers that attend debate with
+Spring-Heel'd Jack; who may at any moment turn his powers of
+transmigration on yourself, create for you a view you never held, and
+then furiously fall on you for holding it. These, at least, are my two
+favourites, and both are loud, copious, intolerant talkers. This argues
+that I myself am in the same category; for if we love talking at all, we
+love a bright, fierce adversary, who will hold his ground, foot by foot,
+in much our own manner, sell his attention dearly, and give us our full
+measure of the dust and exertion of battle. Both these men can be beat
+from a position, but it takes six hours to do it; a high and hard
+adventure, worth attempting. With both you can pass days in an enchanted
+country of the mind, with people, scenery and manners of its own; live a
+life apart, more arduous, active and glowing than any real existence; and
+come forth again when the talk is over, as out of a theatre or a dream,
+to find the east wind still blowing and the chimney-pots of the old
+battered city still around you. Jack has the far finer mind, Burly the
+far more honest; Jack gives us the animated poetry, Burly the romantic
+prose, of similar themes; the one glances high like a meteor and makes a
+light in darkness; the other, with many changing hues of fire, burns at
+the sea-level, like a conflagration; but both have the same humour and
+artistic interests, the same unquenched ardour in pursuit, the same gusts
+of talk and thunderclaps of contradiction.
+
+Cockshot {100} is a different article, but vastly entertaining, and has
+been meat and drink to me for many a long evening. His manner is dry,
+brisk and pertinacious, and the choice of words not much. The point
+about him is his extraordinary readiness and spirit. You can propound
+nothing but he has either a theory about it ready-made, or will have one
+instantly on the stocks, and proceed to lay its timbers and launch it in
+your presence. "Let me see," he will say. "Give me a moment. I
+_should_ have some theory for that." A blither spectacle than the vigour
+with which he sets about the task, it were hard to fancy. He is
+possessed by a demoniac energy, welding the elements for his life, and
+bending ideas, as an athlete bends a horse-shoe, with a visible and
+lively effort. He has, in theorising, a compass, an art; what I would
+call the synthetic gusto; something of a Herbert Spencer, who should see
+the fun of the thing. You are not bound, and no more is he, to place
+your faith in these brand-new opinions. But some of them are right
+enough, durable even for life; and the poorest serve for a cock shy--as
+when idle people, after picnics, float a bottle on a pond and have an
+hour's diversion ere it sinks. Whichever they are, serious opinions or
+humours of the moment, he still defends his ventures with indefatigable
+wit and spirit, hitting savagely himself, but taking punishment like a
+man. He knows and never forgets that people talk, first of all, for the
+sake of talking; conducts himself in the ring, to use the old slang, like
+a thorough "glutton," and honestly enjoys a telling facer from his
+adversary. Cockshot is bottled effervescency, the sworn foe of sleep.
+Three-in-the-morning Cockshot, says a victim. His talk is like the
+driest of all imaginable dry champagnes. Sleight of hand and inimitable
+quickness are the qualities by which he lives. Athelred, on the other
+hand, presents you with the spectacle of a sincere and somewhat slow
+nature thinking aloud. He is the most unready man I ever knew to shine
+in conversation. You may see him sometimes wrestle with a refractory
+jest for a minute or two together, and perhaps fail to throw it in the
+end. And there is something singularly engaging, often instructive, in
+the simplicity with which he thus exposes the process as well as the
+result, the works as well as the dial of the clock. Withal he has his
+hours of inspiration. Apt words come to him as if by accident, and,
+coming from deeper down, they smack the more personally, they have the
+more of fine old crusted humanity, rich in sediment and humour. There
+are sayings of his in which he has stamped himself into the very grain of
+the language; you would think he must have worn the words next his skin
+and slept with them. Yet it is not as a sayer of particular good things
+that Athelred is most to be regarded, rather as the stalwart woodman of
+thought. I have pulled on a light cord often enough, while he has been
+wielding the broad-axe; and between us, on this unequal division, many a
+specious fallacy has fallen. I have known him to battle the same
+question night after night for years, keeping it in the reign of talk,
+constantly applying it and re-applying it to life with humorous or grave
+intention, and all the while, never hurrying, nor flagging, nor taking an
+unfair advantage of the facts. Jack at a given moment, when arising, as
+it were, from the tripod, can be more radiantly just to those from whom
+he differs; but then the tenor of his thoughts is even calumnious; while
+Athelred, slower to forge excuses, is yet slower to condemn, and sits
+over the welter of the world, vacillating but still judicial, and still
+faithfully contending with his doubts.
+
+Both the last talkers deal much in points of conduct and religion studied
+in the "dry light" of prose. Indirectly and as if against his will the
+same elements from time to time appear in the troubled and poetic talk of
+Opalstein. His various and exotic knowledge, complete although unready
+sympathies, and fine, full, discriminative flow of language, fit him out
+to be the best of talkers; so perhaps he is with some, not quite with
+me--_proxime accessit_, I should say. He sings the praises of the earth
+and the arts, flowers and jewels, wine and music, in a moonlight,
+serenading manner, as to the light guitar; even wisdom comes from his
+tongue like singing; no one is, indeed, more tuneful in the upper notes.
+But even while he sings the song of the Sirens, he still hearkens to the
+barking of the Sphinx. Jarring Byronic notes interrupt the flow of his
+Horatian humours. His mirth has something of the tragedy of the world
+for its perpetual background; and he feasts like Don Giovanni to a double
+orchestra, one lightly sounding for the dance, one pealing Beethoven in
+the distance. He is not truly reconciled either with life or with
+himself; and this instant war in his members sometimes divides the man's
+attention. He does not always, perhaps not often, frankly surrender
+himself in conversation. He brings into the talk other thoughts than
+those which he expresses; you are conscious that he keeps an eye on
+something else, that he does not shake off the world, nor quite forget
+himself. Hence arise occasional disappointments; even an occasional
+unfairness for his companions, who find themselves one day giving too
+much, and the next, when they are wary out of season, giving perhaps too
+little. Purcel is in another class from any I have mentioned. He is no
+debater, but appears in conversation, as occasion rises, in two distinct
+characters, one of which I admire and fear, and the other love. In the
+first, he is radiantly civil and rather silent, sits on a high, courtly
+hilltop, and from that vantage-ground drops you his remarks like favours.
+He seems not to share in our sublunary contentions; he wears no sign of
+interest; when on a sudden there falls in a crystal of wit, so polished
+that the dull do not perceive it, but so right that the sensitive are
+silenced. True talk should have more body and blood, should be louder,
+vainer and more declaratory of the man; the true talker should not hold
+so steady an advantage over whom he speaks with; and that is one reason
+out of a score why I prefer my Purcel in his second character, when he
+unbends into a strain of graceful gossip, singing like the fireside
+kettle. In these moods he has an elegant homeliness that rings of the
+true Queen Anne. I know another person who attains, in his moments, to
+the insolence of a Restoration comedy, speaking, I declare, as Congreve
+wrote; but that is a sport of nature, and scarce falls under the rubric,
+for there is none, alas! to give him answer.
+
+One last remark occurs: It is the mark of genuine conversation that the
+sayings can scarce be quoted with their full effect beyond the circle of
+common friends. To have their proper weight they should appear in a
+biography, and with the portrait of the speaker. Good talk is dramatic;
+it is like an impromptu piece of acting where each should represent
+himself to the greatest advantage; and that is the best kind of talk
+where each speaker is most fully and candidly himself, and where, if you
+were to shift the speeches round from one to another, there would be the
+greatest loss in significance and perspicuity. It is for this reason
+that talk depends so wholly on our company. We should like to introduce
+Falstaff and Mercutio, or Falstaff and Sir Toby; but Falstaff in talk
+with Cordelia seems even painful. Most of us, by the Protean quality of
+man, can talk to some degree with all; but the true talk, that strikes
+out all the slumbering best of us, comes only with the peculiar brethren
+of our spirits, is founded as deep as love in the constitution of our
+being, and is a thing to relish with all our energy, while yet we have
+it, and to be grateful for forever.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI. TALK AND TALKERS {105}
+
+
+II
+
+
+In the last paper there was perhaps too much about mere debate; and there
+was nothing said at all about that kind of talk which is merely luminous
+and restful, a higher power of silence, the quiet of the evening shared
+by ruminating friends. There is something, aside from personal
+preference, to be alleged in support of this omission. Those who are no
+chimney-cornerers, who rejoice in the social thunderstorm, have a ground
+in reason for their choice. They get little rest indeed; but restfulness
+is a quality for cattle; the virtues are all active, life is alert, and
+it is in repose that men prepare themselves for evil. On the other hand,
+they are bruised into a knowledge of themselves and others; they have in
+a high degree the fencer's pleasure in dexterity displayed and proved;
+what they get they get upon life's terms, paying for it as they go; and
+once the talk is launched, they are assured of honest dealing from an
+adversary eager like themselves. The aboriginal man within us, the
+cave-dweller, still lusty as when he fought tooth and nail for roots and
+berries, scents this kind of equal battle from afar; it is like his old
+primaeval days upon the crags, a return to the sincerity of savage life
+from the comfortable fictions of the civilised. And if it be delightful
+to the Old Man, it is none the less profitable to his younger brother,
+the conscientious gentleman I feel never quite sure of your urbane and
+smiling coteries; I fear they indulge a man's vanities in silence, suffer
+him to encroach, encourage him on to be an ass, and send him forth again,
+not merely contemned for the moment, but radically more contemptible than
+when he entered. But if I have a flushed, blustering fellow for my
+opposite, bent on carrying a point, my vanity is sure to have its ears
+rubbed, once at least, in the course of the debate. He will not spare me
+when we differ; he will not fear to demonstrate my folly to my face.
+
+For many natures there is not much charm in the still, chambered society,
+the circle of bland countenances, the digestive silence, the admired
+remark, the flutter of affectionate approval. They demand more
+atmosphere and exercise; "a gale upon their spirits," as our pious
+ancestors would phrase it; to have their wits well breathed in an
+uproarious Valhalla. And I suspect that the choice, given their
+character and faults, is one to be defended. The purely wise are
+silenced by facts; they talk in a clear atmosphere, problems lying around
+them like a view in nature; if they can be shown to be somewhat in the
+wrong, they digest the reproof like a thrashing, and make better
+intellectual blood. They stand corrected by a whisper; a word or a
+glance reminds them of the great eternal law. But it is not so with all.
+Others in conversation seek rather contact with their fellow-men than
+increase of knowledge or clarity of thought. The drama, not the
+philosophy, of life is the sphere of their intellectual activity. Even
+when they pursue truth, they desire as much as possible of what we may
+call human scenery along the road they follow. They dwell in the heart
+of life; the blood sounding in their ears, their eyes laying hold of what
+delights them with a brutal avidity that makes them blind to all besides,
+their interest riveted on people, living, loving, talking, tangible
+people. To a man of this description, the sphere of argument seems very
+pale and ghostly. By a strong expression, a perturbed countenance,
+floods of tears, an insult which his conscience obliges him to swallow,
+he is brought round to knowledge which no syllogism would have conveyed
+to him. His own experience is so vivid, he is so superlatively conscious
+of himself, that if, day after day, he is allowed to hector and hear
+nothing but approving echoes, he will lose his hold on the soberness of
+things and take himself in earnest for a god. Talk might be to such an
+one the very way of moral ruin; the school where he might learn to be at
+once intolerable and ridiculous.
+
+This character is perhaps commoner than philosophers suppose. And for
+persons of that stamp to learn much by conversation, they must speak with
+their superiors, not in intellect, for that is a superiority that must be
+proved, but in station. If they cannot find a friend to bully them for
+their good, they must find either an old man, a woman, or some one so far
+below them in the artificial order of society, that courtesy may be
+particularly exercised.
+
+The best teachers are the aged. To the old our mouths are always partly
+closed; we must swallow our obvious retorts and listen. They sit above
+our heads, on life's raised dais, and appeal at once to our respect and
+pity. A flavour of the old school, a touch of something different in
+their manner--which is freer and rounder, if they come of what is called
+a good family, and often more timid and precise if they are of the middle
+class--serves, in these days, to accentuate the difference of age and add
+a distinction to gray hairs. But their superiority is founded more
+deeply than by outward marks or gestures. They are before us in the
+march of man; they have more or less solved the irking problem; they have
+battled through the equinox of life; in good and evil they have held
+their course; and now, without open shame, they near the crown and
+harbour. It may be we have been struck with one of fortune's darts; we
+can scarce be civil, so cruelly is our spirit tossed. Yet long before we
+were so much as thought upon, the like calamity befell the old man or
+woman that now, with pleasant humour, rallies us upon our inattention,
+sitting composed in the holy evening of man's life, in the clear shining
+after rain. We grow ashamed of our distresses, new and hot and coarse,
+like villainous roadside brandy; we see life in aerial perspective, under
+the heavens of faith; and out of the worst, in the mere presence of
+contented elders, look forward and take patience. Fear shrinks before
+them "like a thing reproved," not the flitting and ineffectual fear of
+death, but the instant, dwelling terror of the responsibilities and
+revenges of life. Their speech, indeed, is timid; they report lions in
+the path; they counsel a meticulous footing; but their serene, marred
+faces are more eloquent and tell another story. Where they have gone, we
+will go also, not very greatly fearing; what they have endured unbroken,
+we also, God helping us, will make a shift to bear.
+
+Not only is the presence of the aged in itself remedial, but their minds
+are stored with antidotes, wisdom's simples, plain considerations
+overlooked by youth. They have matter to communicate, be they never so
+stupid. Their talk is not merely literature, it is great literature;
+classic in virtue of the speaker's detachment, studded, like a book of
+travel, with things we should not otherwise have learnt. In virtue, I
+have said, of the speaker's detachment,--and this is why, of two old men,
+the one who is not your father speaks to you with the more sensible
+authority; for in the paternal relation the oldest have lively interests
+and remain still young. Thus I have known two young men great friends;
+each swore by the other's father; the father of each swore by the other
+lad; and yet each pair of parent and child were perpetually by the ears.
+This is typical: it reads like the germ of some kindly comedy.
+
+The old appear in conversation in two characters: the critically silent
+and the garrulous anecdotic. The last is perhaps what we look for; it is
+perhaps the more instructive. An old gentleman, well on in years, sits
+handsomely and naturally in the bow-window of his age, scanning
+experience with reverted eye; and chirping and smiling, communicates the
+accidents and reads the lesson of his long career. Opinions are
+strengthened, indeed, but they are also weeded out in the course of
+years. What remains steadily present to the eye of the retired veteran
+in his hermitage, what still ministers to his content, what still
+quickens his old honest heart--these are "the real long-lived things"
+that Whitman tells us to prefer. Where youth agrees with age, not where
+they differ, wisdom lies; and it is when the young disciple finds his
+heart to beat in tune with his gray-bearded teacher's that a lesson may
+be learned. I have known one old gentleman, whom I may name, for he is
+now gathered to his stock--Robert Hunter, Sheriff of Dumbarton, and
+author of an excellent law-book still re-edited and republished. Whether
+he was originally big or little is more than I can guess. When I knew
+him he was all fallen away and fallen in; crooked and shrunken; buckled
+into a stiff waistcoat for support; troubled by ailments, which kept him
+hobbling in and out of the room; one foot gouty; a wig for decency, not
+for deception, on his head; close shaved, except under his chin--and for
+that he never failed to apologise, for it went sore against the
+traditions of his life. You can imagine how he would fare in a novel by
+Miss Mather; yet this rag of a Chelsea veteran lived to his last year in
+the plenitude of all that is best in man, brimming with human kindness,
+and staunch as a Roman soldier under his manifold infirmities. You could
+not say that he had lost his memory, for he would repeat Shakespeare and
+Webster and Jeremy Taylor and Burke by the page together; but the
+parchment was filled up, there was no room for fresh inscriptions, and he
+was capable of repeating the same anecdote on many successive visits.
+His voice survived in its full power, and he took a pride in using it.
+On his last voyage as Commissioner of lighthouses, he hailed a ship at
+sea and made himself clearly audible without a speaking trumpet, ruffling
+the while with a proper vanity in his achievement. He had a habit of
+eking out his words with interrogative hems, which was puzzling and a
+little wearisome, suited ill with his appearance, and seemed a survival
+from some former stage of bodily portliness. Of yore, when he was a
+great pedestrian and no enemy to good claret, he may have pointed with
+these minute guns his allocutions to the bench. His humour was perfectly
+equable, set beyond the reach of fate; gout, rheumatism, stone and gravel
+might have combined their forces against that frail tabernacle, but when
+I came round on Sunday evening, he would lay aside Jeremy Taylor's _Life
+of Christ_ and greet me with the same open brow, the same kind formality
+of manner. His opinions and sympathies dated the man almost to a decade.
+He had begun life, under his mother's influence, as an admirer of Junius,
+but on maturer knowledge had transferred his admiration to Burke. He
+cautioned me, with entire gravity, to be punctilious in writing English;
+never to forget that I was a Scotchman, that English was a foreign
+tongue, and that if I attempted the colloquial, I should certainly, be
+shamed: the remark was apposite, I suppose, in the days of David Hume.
+Scott was too new for him; he had known the author--known him, too, for a
+Tory; and to the genuine classic a contemporary is always something of a
+trouble. He had the old, serious love of the play; had even, as he was
+proud to tell, played a certain part in the history of Shakespearian
+revivals, for he had successfully pressed on Murray, of the old Edinburgh
+Theatre, the idea of producing Shakespeare's fairy pieces with great
+scenic display. A moderate in religion, he was much struck in the last
+years of his life by a conversation with two young lads, revivalists
+"H'm," he would say--"new to me. I have had--h'm--no such experience."
+It struck him, not with pain, rather with a solemn philosophic interest,
+that he, a Christian as he hoped, and a Christian of so old a standing,
+should hear these young fellows talking of his own subject, his own
+weapons that he had fought the battle of life with,--"and--h'm--not
+understand." In this wise and graceful attitude he did justice to
+himself and others, reposed unshaken in his old beliefs, and recognised
+their limits without anger or alarm. His last recorded remark, on the
+last night of his life, was after he had been arguing against Calvinism
+with his minister and was interrupted by an intolerable pang. "After
+all," he said, "of all the 'isms, I know none so bad as rheumatism." My
+own last sight of him was some time before, when we dined together at an
+inn; he had been on circuit, for he stuck to his duties like a chief part
+of his existence; and I remember it as the only occasion on which he ever
+soiled his lips with slang--a thing he loathed. We were both Roberts;
+and as we took our places at table, he addressed me with a twinkle: "We
+are just what you would call two bob." He offered me port, I remember,
+as the proper milk of youth; spoke of "twenty-shilling notes"; and
+throughout the meal was full of old-world pleasantry and quaintness, like
+an ancient boy on a holiday. But what I recall chiefly was his
+confession that he had never read _Othello_ to an end. Shakespeare was
+his continual study. He loved nothing better than to display his
+knowledge and memory by adducing parallel passages from Shakespeare,
+passages where the same word was employed, or the same idea differently
+treated. But _Othello_ had beaten him. "That noble gentleman and that
+noble lady--h'm--too painful for me." The same night the hoardings were
+covered with posters, "Burlesque of _Othello_," and the contrast blazed
+up in my mind like a bonfire. An unforgettable look it gave me into that
+kind man's soul. His acquaintance was indeed a liberal and pious
+education. All the humanities were taught in that bare dining-room
+beside his gouty footstool. He was a piece of good advice; he was
+himself the instance that pointed and adorned his various talk. Nor
+could a young man have found elsewhere a place so set apart from envy,
+fear, discontent, or any of the passions that debase; a life so honest
+and composed; a soul like an ancient violin, so subdued to harmony,
+responding to a touch in music--as in that dining-room, with Mr. Hunter
+chatting at the eleventh hour, under the shadow of eternity, fearless and
+gentle.
+
+The second class of old people are not anecdotic; they are rather hearers
+than talkers, listening to the young with an amused and critical
+attention. To have this sort of intercourse to perfection, I think we
+must go to old ladies. Women are better hearers than men, to begin with;
+they learn, I fear in anguish, to bear with the tedious and infantile
+vanity of the other sex; and we will take more from a woman than even
+from the oldest man in the way of biting comment. Biting comment is the
+chief part, whether for profit or amusement, in this business. The old
+lady that I have in my eye is a very caustic speaker, her tongue, after
+years of practice, in absolute command, whether for silence or attack.
+If she chance to dislike you, you will be tempted to curse the malignity
+of age. But if you chance to please even slightly, you will be listened
+to with a particular laughing grace of sympathy, and from time to time
+chastised, as if in play, with a parasol as heavy as a pole-axe. It
+requires a singular art, as well as the vantage-ground of age, to deal
+these stunning corrections among the coxcombs of the young. The pill is
+disguised in sugar of wit; it is administered as a compliment--if you had
+not pleased, you would not have been censured; it is a personal affair--a
+hyphen, _a trait d'union_, between you and your censor; age's
+philandering, for her pleasure and your good. Incontestably the young
+man feels very much of a fool; but he must be a perfect Malvolio, sick
+with self-love, if he cannot take an open buffet and still smile. The
+correction of silence is what kills; when you know you have transgressed,
+and your friend says nothing and avoids your eye. If a man were made of
+gutta-percha, his heart would quail at such a moment. But when the word
+is out, the worst is over; and a fellow with any good-humour at all may
+pass through a perfect hail of witty criticism, every bare place on his
+soul hit to the quick with a shrewd missile, and reappear, as if after a
+dive, tingling with a fine moral reaction, and ready, with a shrinking
+readiness, one-third loath, for a repetition of the discipline.
+
+There are few women, not well sunned and ripened, and perhaps toughened,
+who can thus stand apart from a man and say the true thing with a kind of
+genial cruelty. Still there are some--and I doubt if there be any man
+who can return the compliment. The class of man represented by Vernon
+Whitford in _The Egoist_ says, indeed, the true thing, but he says it
+stockishly. Vernon is a noble fellow, and makes, by the way, a noble and
+instructive contrast to Daniel Deronda; his conduct is the conduct of a
+man of honour; but we agree with him, against our consciences, when he
+remorsefully considers "its astonishing dryness." He is the best of men,
+but the best of women manage to combine all that and something more.
+Their very faults assist them; they are helped even by the falseness of
+their position in life. They can retire into the fortified camp of the
+proprieties. They can touch a subject and suppress it. The most adroit
+employ a somewhat elaborate reserve as a means to be frank, much as they
+wear gloves when they shake hands. But a man has the full responsibility
+of his freedom, cannot evade a question, can scarce be silent without
+rudeness, must answer for his words upon the moment, and is not seldom
+left face to face with a damning choice, between the more or less
+dishonourable wriggling of Deronda and the downright woodenness of Vernon
+Whitford.
+
+But the superiority of women is perpetually menaced; they do not sit
+throned on infirmities like the old; they are suitors as well as
+sovereigns; their vanity is engaged, their affections are too apt to
+follow; and hence much of the talk between the sexes degenerates into
+something unworthy of the name. The desire to please, to shine with a
+certain softness of lustre and to draw a fascinating picture of oneself,
+banishes from conversation all that is sterling and most of what is
+humorous. As soon as a strong current of mutual admiration begins to
+flow, the human interest triumphs entirely over the intellectual, and the
+commerce of words, consciously or not, becomes secondary to the
+commercing of eyes. But even where this ridiculous danger is avoided,
+and a man and woman converse equally and honestly, something in their
+nature or their education falsifies the strain. An instinct prompts them
+to agree; and where that is impossible, to agree to differ. Should they
+neglect the warning, at the first suspicion of an argument, they find
+themselves in different hemispheres. About any point of business or
+conduct, any actual affair demanding settlement, a woman will speak and
+listen, hear and answer arguments, not only with natural wisdom, but with
+candour and logical honesty. But if the subject of debate be something
+in the air, an abstraction, an excuse for talk, a logical Aunt Sally,
+then may the male debater instantly abandon hope; he may employ reason,
+adduce facts, be supple, be smiling, be angry, all shall avail him
+nothing; what the woman said first, that (unless she has forgotten it)
+she will repeat at the end. Hence, at the very junctures when a talk
+between men grows brighter and quicker and begins to promise to bear
+fruit, talk between the sexes is menaced with dissolution. The point of
+difference, the point of interest, is evaded by the brilliant woman,
+under a shower of irrelevant conversational rockets; it is bridged by the
+discreet woman with a rustle of silk, as she passes smoothly forward to
+the nearest point of safety. And this sort of prestidigitation, juggling
+the dangerous topic out of sight until it can be reintroduced with safety
+in an altered shape, is a piece of tactics among the true drawing-room
+queens.
+
+The drawing-room is, indeed, an artificial place; it is so by our choice
+and for our sins. The subjection of women; the ideal imposed upon them
+from the cradle, and worn, like a hair-shirt, with so much constancy;
+their motherly, superior tenderness to man's vanity and self-importance;
+their managing arts--the arts of a civilised slave among good-natured
+barbarians--are all painful ingredients and all help to falsify
+relations. It is not till we get clear of that amusing artificial scene
+that genuine relations are founded, or ideas honestly compared. In the
+garden, on the road or the hillside, or _tete-a-tete_ and apart from
+interruptions, occasions arise when we may learn much from any single
+woman; and nowhere more often than in married life. Marriage is one long
+conversation, chequered by disputes. The disputes are valueless; they
+but ingrain the difference; the heroic heart of woman prompting her at
+once to nail her colours to the mast. But in the intervals, almost
+unconsciously and with no desire to shine, the whole material of life is
+turned over and over, ideas are struck out and shared, the two persons
+more and more adapt their notions one to suit the other, and in process
+of time, without sound of trumpet, they conduct each other into new
+worlds of thought.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII. THE CHARACTER OF DOGS
+
+
+The civilisation, the manners, and the morals of dog-kind are to a great
+extent subordinated to those of his ancestral master, man. This animal,
+in many ways so superior, has accepted a position of inferiority, shares
+the domestic life, and humours the caprices of the tyrant. But the
+potentate, like the British in India, pays small regard to the character
+of his willing client, judges him with listless glances, and condemns him
+in a byword. Listless have been the looks of his admirers, who have
+exhausted idle terms of praise, and buried the poor soul below
+exaggerations. And yet more idle and, if possible, more unintelligent
+has been the attitude of his express detractors; those who are very fond
+of dogs "but in their proper place"; who say "poo' fellow, poo' fellow,"
+and are themselves far poorer; who whet the knife of the vivisectionist
+or heat his oven; who are not ashamed to admire "the creature's
+instinct"; and flying far beyond folly, have dared to resuscitate the
+theory of animal machines. The "dog's instinct" and the "automaton-dog,"
+in this age of psychology and science, sound like strange anachronisms.
+An automaton he certainly is; a machine working independently of his
+control, the heart, like the mill-wheel, keeping all in motion, and the
+consciousness, like a person shut in the mill garret, enjoying the view
+out of the window and shaken by the thunder of the stones; an automaton
+in one corner of which a living spirit is confined: an automaton like
+man. Instinct again he certainly possesses. Inherited aptitudes are
+his, inherited frailties. Some things he at once views and understands,
+as though he were awakened from a sleep, as though he came "trailing
+clouds of glory." But with him, as with man, the field of instinct is
+limited; its utterances are obscure and occasional; and about the far
+larger part of life both the dog and his master must conduct their steps
+by deduction and observation.
+
+The leading distinction between dog and man, after and perhaps before the
+different duration of their lives, is that the one can speak and that the
+other cannot. The absence of the power of speech confines the dog in the
+development of his intellect. It hinders him from many speculations, for
+words are the beginning of meta-physic. At the same blow it saves him
+from many superstitions, and his silence has won for him a higher name
+for virtue than his conduct justifies. The faults of the dog are many.
+He is vainer than man, singularly greedy of notice, singularly intolerant
+of ridicule, suspicious like the deaf, jealous to the degree of frenzy,
+and radically devoid of truth. The day of an intelligent small dog is
+passed in the manufacture and the laborious communication of falsehood;
+he lies with his tail, he lies with his eye, he lies with his protesting
+paw; and when he rattles his dish or scratches at the door his purpose is
+other than appears. But he has some apology to offer for the vice. Many
+of the signs which form his dialect have come to bear an arbitrary
+meaning, clearly understood both by his master and himself; yet when a
+new want arises he must either invent a new vehicle of meaning or wrest
+an old one to a different purpose; and this necessity frequently
+recurring must tend to lessen his idea of the sanctity of symbols.
+Meanwhile the dog is clear in his own conscience, and draws, with a human
+nicety, the distinction between formal and essential truth. Of his
+punning perversions, his legitimate dexterity with symbols, he is even
+vain; but when he has told and been detected in a lie, there is not a
+hair upon his body but confesses guilt. To a dog of gentlemanly feeling
+theft and falsehood are disgraceful vices. The canine, like the human,
+gentleman demands in his misdemeanours Montaigne's "_je ne sais quoi de
+genereux_." He is never more than half ashamed of having barked or
+bitten; and for those faults into which he has been led by the desire to
+shine before a lady of his race, he retains, even under physical
+correction, a share of pride. But to be caught lying, if he understands
+it, instantly uncurls his fleece.
+
+Just as among dull observers he preserves a name for truth, the dog has
+been credited with modesty. It is amazing how the use of language blunts
+the faculties of man--that because vain glory finds no vent in words,
+creatures supplied with eyes have been unable to detect a fault so gross
+and obvious. If a small spoiled dog were suddenly to be endowed with
+speech, he would prate interminably, and still about himself; when we had
+friends, we should be forced to lock him in a garret; and what with his
+whining jealousies and his foible for falsehood, in a year's time he
+would have gone far to weary out our love. I was about to compare him to
+Sir Willoughby Patterne, but the Patternes have a manlier sense of their
+own merits; and the parallel, besides, is ready. Hans Christian
+Andersen, as we behold him in his startling memoirs, thrilling from top
+to toe with an excruciating vanity, and scouting even along the street
+for shadows of offence--here was the talking dog.
+
+It is just this rage for consideration that has betrayed the dog into his
+satellite position as the friend of man. The cat, an animal of franker
+appetites, preserves his independence. But the dog, with one eye ever on
+the audience, has been wheedled into slavery, and praised and patted into
+the renunciation of his nature. Once he ceased hunting and became man's
+plate-licker, the Rubicon was crossed. Thenceforth he was a gentleman of
+leisure; and except the few whom we keep working, the whole race grew
+more and more self-conscious, mannered and affected. The number of
+things that a small dog does naturally is strangely small. Enjoying
+better spirits and not crushed under material cares, he is far more
+theatrical than average man. His whole life, if he be a dog of any
+pretension to gallantry, is spent in a vain show, and in the hot pursuit
+of admiration. Take out your puppy for a walk, and you will find the
+little ball of fur clumsy, stupid, bewildered, but natural. Let but a
+few months pass, and when you repeat the process you will find nature
+buried in convention. He will do nothing plainly; but the simplest
+processes of our material life will all be bent into the forms of an
+elaborate and mysterious etiquette. Instinct, says the fool, has
+awakened. But it is not so. Some dogs--some, at the very least--if they
+be kept separate from others, remain quite natural; and these, when at
+length they meet with a companion of experience, and have the game
+explained to them, distinguish themselves by the severity of their
+devotion to its rules. I wish I were allowed to tell a story which would
+radiantly illuminate the point; but men, like dogs, have an elaborate and
+mysterious etiquette. It is their bond of sympathy that both are the
+children of convention.
+
+The person, man or dog, who has a conscience is eternally condemned to
+some degree of humbug; the sense of the law in their members fatally
+precipitates either towards a frozen and affected bearing. And the
+converse is true; and in the elaborate and conscious manners of the dog,
+moral opinions and the love of the ideal stand confessed. To follow for
+ten minutes in the street some swaggering, canine cavalier, is to receive
+a lesson in dramatic art and the cultured conduct of the body; in every
+act and gesture you see him true to a refined conception; and the dullest
+cur, beholding him, pricks up his ear and proceeds to imitate and parody
+that charming ease. For to be a high-mannered and high-minded gentleman,
+careless, affable, and gay, is the inborn pretension of the dog. The
+large dog, so much lazier, so much more weighed upon with matter, so
+majestic in repose, so beautiful in effort, is born with the dramatic
+means to wholly represent the part. And it is more pathetic and perhaps
+more instructive to consider the small dog in his conscientious and
+imperfect efforts to outdo Sir Philip Sidney. For the ideal of the dog
+is feudal and religious; the ever-present polytheism, the whip-bearing
+Olympus of mankind, rules them on the one hand; on the other, their
+singular difference of size and strength among themselves effectually
+prevents the appearance of the democratic notion. Or we might more
+exactly compare their society to the curious spectacle presented by a
+school--ushers, monitors, and big and little boys--qualified by one
+circumstance, the introduction of the other sex. In each, we should
+observe a somewhat similar tension of manner, and somewhat similar points
+of honour. In each the larger animal keeps a contemptuous good humour;
+in each the smaller annoys him with wasp-like impudence, certain of
+practical immunity; in each we shall find a double life producing double
+characters, and an excursive and noisy heroism combined with a fair
+amount of practical timidity. I have known dogs, and I have known school
+heroes that, set aside the fur, could hardly have been told apart; and if
+we desire to understand the chivalry of old, we must turn to the school
+playfields or the dungheap where the dogs are trooping.
+
+Woman, with the dog, has been long enfranchised. Incessant massacre of
+female innocents has changed the proportions of the sexes and perverted
+their relations. Thus, when we regard the manners of the dog, we see a
+romantic and monogamous animal, once perhaps as delicate as the cat, at
+war with impossible conditions. Man has much to answer for; and the part
+he plays is yet more damnable and parlous than Corin's in the eyes of
+Touchstone. But his intervention has at least created an imperial
+situation for the rare surviving ladies. In that society they reign
+without a rival: conscious queens; and in the only instance of a canine
+wife-beater that has ever fallen under my notice, the criminal was
+somewhat excused by the circumstances of his story. He is a little, very
+alert, well-bred, intelligent Skye, as black as a hat, with a wet bramble
+for a nose and two cairngorms for eyes. To the human observer, he is
+decidedly well-looking; but to the ladies of his race he seems abhorrent.
+A thorough elaborate gentleman, of the plume and sword-knot order, he was
+born with a nice sense of gallantry to women. He took at their hands the
+most outrageous treatment; I have heard him bleating like a sheep, I have
+seen him streaming blood, and his ear tattered like a regimental banner;
+and yet he would scorn to make reprisals. Nay more, when a human lady
+upraised the contumelious whip against the very dame who had been so
+cruelly misusing him, my little great-heart gave but one hoarse cry and
+fell upon the tyrant tooth and nail. This is the tale of a soul's
+tragedy. After three years of unavailing chivalry, he suddenly, in one
+hour, threw off the yoke of obligation; had he been Shakespeare he would
+then have written _Troilus and Cressida_ to brand the offending sex; but
+being only a little dog, he began to bite them. The surprise of the
+ladies whom he attacked indicated the monstrosity of his offence; but he
+had fairly beaten off his better angel, fairly committed moral suicide;
+for almost in the same hour, throwing aside the last rags of decency, he
+proceeded to attack the aged also. The fact is worth remark, showing, as
+it does, that ethical laws are common both to dogs and men; and that with
+both a single deliberate violation of the conscience loosens all. "But
+while the lamp holds on to burn," says the paraphrase, "the greatest
+sinner may return." I have been cheered to see symptoms of effectual
+penitence in my sweet ruffian; and by the handling that he accepted
+uncomplainingly the other day from an indignant fair one, I begin to hope
+the period of _Sturm und Drang_ is closed.
+
+All these little gentlemen are subtle casuists. The duty to the female
+dog is plain; but where competing duties rise, down they will sit and
+study them out, like Jesuit confessors. I knew another little Skye,
+somewhat plain in manner and appearance, but a creature compact of
+amiability and solid wisdom. His family going abroad for a winter, he
+was received for that period by an uncle in the same city. The winter
+over, his own family home again, and his own house (of which he was very
+proud) reopened, he found himself in a dilemma between two conflicting
+duties of loyalty and gratitude. His old friends were not to be
+neglected, but it seemed hardly decent to desert the new. This was how
+he solved the problem. Every morning, as soon as the door was opened,
+off posted Coolin to his uncle's, visited the children in the nursery,
+saluted the whole family, and was back at home in time for breakfast and
+his bit of fish. Nor was this done without a sacrifice on his part,
+sharply felt; for he had to forego the particular honour and jewel of his
+day--his morning's walk with my father. And, perhaps from this cause, he
+gradually wearied of and relaxed the practice, and at length returned
+entirely to his ancient habits. But the same decision served him in
+another and more distressing case of divided duty, which happened not
+long after. He was not at all a kitchen dog, but the cook had nursed him
+with unusual kindness during the distemper; and though he did not adore
+her as he adored my father--although (born snob) he was critically
+conscious of her position as "only a servant"--he still cherished for her
+a special gratitude. Well, the cook left, and retired some streets away
+to lodgings of her own; and there was Coolin in precisely the same
+situation with any young gentleman who has had the inestimable benefit of
+a faithful nurse. The canine conscience did not solve the problem with a
+pound of tea at Christmas. No longer content to pay a flying visit, it
+was the whole forenoon that he dedicated to his solitary friend. And so,
+day by day, he continued to comfort her solitude until (for some reason
+which I could never understand and cannot approve) he was kept locked up
+to break him of the graceful habit. Here, it is not the similarity, it
+is the difference, that is worthy of remark; the clearly marked degrees
+of gratitude and the proportional duration of his visits. Anything
+further removed from instinct it were hard to fancy; and one is even
+stirred to a certain impatience with a character so destitute of
+spontaneity, so passionless in justice, and so priggishly obedient to the
+voice of reason.
+
+There are not many dogs like this good Coolin, and not many people. But
+the type is one well marked, both in the human and the canine family.
+Gallantry was not his aim, but a solid and somewhat oppressive
+respectability. He was a sworn foe to the unusual and the conspicuous, a
+praiser of the golden mean, a kind of city uncle modified by Cheeryble.
+And as he was precise and conscientious in all the steps of his own
+blameless course, he looked for the same precision and an even greater
+gravity in the bearing of his deity, my father. It was no sinecure to be
+Coolin's idol: he was exacting like a rigid parent; and at every sign of
+levity in the man whom he respected, he announced loudly the death of
+virtue and the proximate fall of the pillars of the earth.
+
+I have called him a snob; but all dogs are so, though in varying degrees.
+It is hard to follow their snobbery among themselves; for though I think
+we can perceive distinctions of rank, we cannot grasp what is the
+criterion. Thus in Edinburgh, in a good part of the town, there were
+several distinct societies or clubs that met in the morning to--the
+phrase is technical--to "rake the backets" in a troop. A friend of mine,
+the master of three dogs, was one day surprised to observe that they had
+left one club and joined another; but whether it was a rise or a fall,
+and the result of an invitation or an expulsion, was more than he could
+guess. And this illustrates pointedly our ignorance of the real life of
+dogs, their social ambitions and their social hierarchies. At least, in
+their dealings with men they are not only conscious of sex, but of the
+difference of station. And that in the most snobbish manner; for the
+poor man's dog is not offended by the notice of the rich, and keeps all
+his ugly feeling for those poorer or more ragged than his master. And
+again, for every station they have an ideal of behaviour, to which the
+master, under pain of derogation, will do wisely to conform. How often
+has not a cold glance of an eye informed me that my dog was disappointed;
+and how much more gladly would he not have taken a beating than to be
+thus wounded in the seat of piety!
+
+I knew one disrespectable dog. He was far liker a cat; cared little or
+nothing for men, with whom he merely coexisted as we do with cattle, and
+was entirely devoted to the art of poaching. A house would not hold him,
+and to live in a town was what he refused. He led, I believe, a life of
+troubled but genuine pleasure, and perished beyond all question in a
+trap. But this was an exception, a marked reversion to the ancestral
+type; like the hairy human infant. The true dog of the nineteenth
+century, to judge by the remainder of my fairly large acquaintance, is in
+love with respectability. A street-dog was once adopted by a lady.
+While still an Arab, he had done as Arabs do, gambolling in the mud,
+charging into butchers' stalls, a cat-hunter, a sturdy beggar, a common
+rogue and vagabond; but with his rise into society he laid aside these
+inconsistent pleasures. He stole no more, he hunted no more cats; and
+conscious of his collar, he ignored his old companions. Yet the canine
+upper class was never brought to recognise the upstart, and from that
+hour, except for human countenance, he was alone. Friendless, shorn of
+his sports and the habits of a lifetime, he still lived in a glory of
+happiness, content with his acquired respectability, and with no care but
+to support it solemnly. Are we to condemn or praise this self-made dog?
+We praise his human brother. And thus to conquer vicious habits is as
+rare with dogs as with men. With the more part, for all their
+scruple-mongering and moral thought, the vices that are born with them
+remain invincible throughout; and they live all their years, glorying in
+their virtues, but still the slaves of their defects. Thus the sage
+Coolin was a thief to the last; among a thousand peccadilloes, a whole
+goose and a whole cold leg of mutton lay upon his conscience; but Woggs,
+{128} whose soul's shipwreck in the matter of gallantry I have recounted
+above, has only twice been known to steal, and has often nobly conquered
+the temptation. The eighth is his favourite commandment. There is
+something painfully human in these unequal virtues and mortal frailties
+of the best. Still more painful is the bearing of those "stammering
+professors" in the house of sickness and under the terror of death. It
+is beyond a doubt to me that, somehow or other, the dog connects
+together, or confounds, the uneasiness of sickness and the consciousness
+of guilt. To the pains of the body he often adds the tortures of the
+conscience; and at these times his haggard protestations form, in regard
+to the human deathbed, a dreadful parody or parallel.
+
+I once supposed that I had found an inverse relation between the double
+etiquette which dogs obey; and that those who were most addicted to the
+showy street life among other dogs were less careful in the practice of
+home virtues for the tyrant man. But the female dog, that mass of
+carneying affectations, shines equally in either sphere; rules her rough
+posse of attendant swains with unwearying tact and gusto; and with her
+master and mistress pushes the arts of insinuation to their crowning
+point. The attention of man and the regard of other dogs flatter (it
+would thus appear) the same sensibility; but perhaps, if we could read
+the canine heart, they would be found to flatter it in very different
+degrees. Dogs live with man as courtiers round a monarch, steeped in the
+flattery of his notice and enriched with sinecures. To push their favour
+in this world of pickings and caresses is, perhaps, the business of their
+lives; and their joys may lie outside. I am in despair at our persistent
+ignorance. I read in the lives of our companions the same processes of
+reason, the same antique and fatal conflicts of the right against the
+wrong, and of unbitted nature with too rigid custom; I see them with our
+weaknesses, vain, false, inconstant against appetite, and with our one
+stalk of virtue, devoted to the dream of an ideal; and yet, as they hurry
+by me on the street with tail in air, or come singly to solicit my
+regard, I must own the secret purport of their lives is still inscrutable
+to man. Is man the friend, or is he the patron only? Have they indeed
+forgotten nature's voice? or are those moments snatched from courtiership
+when they touch noses with the tinker's mongrel, the brief reward and
+pleasure of their artificial lives? Doubtless, when man shares with his
+dog the toils of a profession and the pleasures of an art, as with the
+shepherd or the poacher, the affection warms and strengthens till it
+fills the soul. But doubtless, also, the masters are, in many cases, the
+object of a merely interested cultus, sitting aloft like Louis Quatorze,
+giving and receiving flattery and favour; and the dogs, like the majority
+of men, have but foregone their true existence and become the dupes of
+their ambition.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII. A PENNY PLAIN AND TWOPENCE COLOURED
+
+
+These words will be familiar to all students of Skelt's Juvenile Drama.
+That national monument, after having changed its name to Park's, to
+Webb's, to Redington's, and last of all to Pollock's, has now become, for
+the most part, a memory. Some of its pillars, like Stonehenge, are still
+afoot, the rest clean vanished. It may be the Museum numbers a full set;
+and Mr. Ionides perhaps, or else her gracious Majesty, may boast their
+great collections; but to the plain private person they are become, like
+Raphaels, unattainable. I have, at different times, possessed _Aladdin_,
+_The Red Rover_, _The Blind Boy_, _The Old Oak Chest_, _The Wood Daemon_,
+_Jack Sheppard_, _The Miller and his Men_, _Der Freischutz_, _The
+Smuggler_, _The Forest of Bondy_, _Robin Hood_, _The Waterman_, _Richard
+I._, _My Poll and my Partner Joe_, _The Inchcape Bell_ (imperfect), and
+_Three-Fingered Jack_, _The Terror of Jamaica_; and I have assisted
+others in the illumination of _Maid of the Inn_ and _The Battle of
+Waterloo_. In this roll-call of stirring names you read the evidences of
+a happy childhood; and though not half of them are still to be procured
+of any living stationer, in the mind of their once happy owner all
+survive, kaleidoscopes of changing pictures, echoes of the past.
+
+There stands, I fancy, to this day (but now how fallen!) a certain
+stationer's shop at a corner of the wide thoroughfare that joins the city
+of my childhood with the sea. When, upon any Saturday, we made a party
+to behold the ships, we passed that corner; and since in those days I
+loved a ship as a man loves Burgundy or daybreak, this of itself had been
+enough to hallow it. But there was more than that. In the Leith Walk
+window, all the year round, there stood displayed a theatre in working
+order, with a "forest set," a "combat," and a few "robbers carousing" in
+the slides; and below and about, dearer tenfold to me! the plays
+themselves, those budgets of romance, lay tumbled one upon another. Long
+and often have I lingered there with empty pockets. One figure, we shall
+say, was visible in the first plate of characters, bearded, pistol in
+hand, or drawing to his ear the clothyard arrow; I would spell the name:
+was it Macaire, or Long Tom Coffin, or Grindoff, 2d dress? O, how I
+would long to see the rest! how--if the name by chance were hidden--I
+would wonder in what play he figured, and what immortal legend justified
+his attitude and strange apparel! And then to go within, to announce
+yourself as an intending purchaser, and, closely watched, be suffered to
+undo those bundles and breathlessly devour those pages of gesticulating
+villains, epileptic combats, bosky forests, palaces and war-ships,
+frowning fortresses and prison vaults--it was a giddy joy. That shop,
+which was dark and smelt of Bibles, was a loadstone rock for all that
+bore the name of boy. They could not pass it by, nor, having entered,
+leave it. It was a place besieged; the shopmen, like the Jews rebuilding
+Salem, had a double task. They kept us at the stick's end, frowned us
+down, snatched each play out of our hand ere we were trusted with
+another, and, increditable as it may sound, used to demand of us upon our
+entrance, like banditti, if we came with money or with empty hand. Old
+Mr. Smith himself, worn out with my eternal vacillation, once swept the
+treasures from before me, with the cry: "I do not believe, child, that
+you are an intending purchaser at all!" These were the dragons of the
+garden; but for such joys of paradise we could have faced the Terror of
+Jamaica himself. Every sheet we fingered was another lightning glance
+into obscure, delicious story; it was like wallowing in the raw stuff of
+story-books. I know nothing to compare with it save now and then in
+dreams, when I am privileged to read in certain unwrit stories of
+adventure, from which I awake to find the world all vanity. The _crux_
+of Buridan's donkey was as nothing to the uncertainty of the boy as he
+handled and lingered and doated on these bundles of delight; there was a
+physical pleasure in the sight and touch of them which he would jealously
+prolong; and when at length the deed was done, the play selected, and the
+impatient shopman had brushed the rest into the gray portfolio, and the
+boy was forth again, a little late for dinner, the lamps springing into
+light in the blue winter's even, and _The Miller_, or _The Rover_, or
+some kindred drama clutched against his side--on what gay feet he ran,
+and how he laughed aloud in exultation! I can hear that laughter still.
+Out of all the years of my life, I can recall but one home-coming to
+compare with these, and that was on the night when I brought back with me
+the _Arabian Entertainments_ in the fat, old, double-columned volume with
+the prints. I was just well into the story of the Hunchback, I remember,
+when my clergyman-grandfather (a man we counted pretty stiff) came in
+behind me. I grew blind with terror. But instead of ordering the book
+away, he said he envied me. Ah, well he might!
+
+The purchase and the first half-hour at home, that was the summit.
+Thenceforth the interest declined by little and little. The fable, as
+set forth in the play-book, proved to be not worthy of the scenes and
+characters: what fable would not? Such passages as: "Scene 6. The
+Hermitage. Night set scene. Place back of scene 1, No. 2, at back of
+stage and hermitage, Fig. 2, out of set piece, R. H. in a slanting
+direction"--such passages, I say, though very practical, are hardly to be
+called good reading. Indeed, as literature, these dramas did not much
+appeal to me. I forget the very outline of the plots. Of _The Blind
+Boy_, beyond the fact that he was a most injured prince and once, I
+think, abducted, I know nothing. And _The Old Oak Chest_, what was it
+all about? that proscript (1st dress), that prodigious number of
+banditti, that old woman with the broom, and the magnificent kitchen in
+the third act (was it in the third?)--they are all fallen in a deliquium,
+swim faintly in my brain, and mix and vanish.
+
+I cannot deny that joy attended the illumination; nor can I quite forget
+that child who, wilfully foregoing pleasure, stoops to "twopence
+coloured." With crimson lake (hark to the sound of it--crimson
+lake!--the horns of elf-land are not richer on the ear)--with crimson
+lake and Prussian blue a certain purple is to be compounded which, for
+cloaks especially, Titian could not equal. The latter colour with
+gamboge, a hated name although an exquisite pigment, supplied a green of
+such a savoury greenness that to-day my heart regrets it. Nor can I
+recall without a tender weakness the very aspect of the water where I
+dipped my brush. Yes, there was pleasure in the painting. But when all
+was painted, it is needless to deny it, all was spoiled. You might,
+indeed, set up a scene or two to look at; but to cut the figures out was
+simply sacrilege; nor could any child twice court the tedium, the worry,
+and the long-drawn disenchantment of an actual performance. Two days
+after the purchase the honey had been sucked. Parents used to complain;
+they thought I wearied of my play. It was not so: no more than a person
+can be said to have wearied of his dinner when he leaves the bones and
+dishes; I had got the marrow of it and said grace.
+
+Then was the time to turn to the back of the play-book and to study that
+enticing double file of names, where poetry, for the true child of Skelt,
+reigned happy and glorious like her Majesty the Queen. Much as I have
+travelled in these realms of gold, I have yet seen, upon that map or
+abstract, names of El Dorados that still haunt the ear of memory, and are
+still but names. _The Floating Beacon_--why was that denied me? or _The
+Wreck Ashore_? _Sixteen-String Jack_ whom I did not even guess to be a
+highwayman, troubled me awake and haunted my slumbers; and there is one
+sequence of three from that enchanted calender that I still at times
+recall, like a loved verse of poetry: _Lodoiska_, _Silver Palace_, _Echo
+of Westminster Bridge_. Names, bare names, are surely more to children
+than we poor, grown-up, obliterated fools remember.
+
+The name of Skelt itself has always seemed a part and parcel of the charm
+of his productions. It may be different with the rose, but the
+attraction of this paper drama sensibly declined when Webb had crept into
+the rubric: a poor cuckoo, flaunting in Skelt's nest. And now we have
+reached Pollock, sounding deeper gulfs. Indeed, this name of Skelt
+appears so stagey and piratic, that I will adopt it boldly to design
+these qualities. Skeltery, then, is a quality of much art. It is even
+to be found, with reverence be it said, among the works of nature. The
+stagey is its generic name; but it is an old, insular, home-bred
+staginess; not French, domestically British; not of to-day, but smacking
+of O. Smith, Fitzball, and the great age of melodrama: a peculiar
+fragrance haunting it; uttering its unimportant message in a tone of
+voice that has the charm of fresh antiquity. I will not insist upon the
+art of Skelt's purveyors. These wonderful characters that once so
+thrilled our soul with their bold attitude, array of deadly engines and
+incomparable costume, to-day look somewhat pallidly; the extreme hard
+favour of the heroine strikes me, I had almost said with pain; the
+villain's scowl no longer thrills me like a trumpet; and the scenes
+themselves, those once unparalleled landscapes, seem the efforts of a
+prentice hand. So much of fault we find; but on the other side the
+impartial critic rejoices to remark the presence of a great unity of
+gusto; of those direct clap-trap appeals, which a man is dead and
+buriable when he fails to answer; of the footlight glamour, the
+ready-made, bare-faced, transpontine picturesque, a thing not one with
+cold reality, but how much dearer to the mind!
+
+The scenery of Skeltdom--or, shall we say, the kingdom of
+Transpontus?--had a prevailing character. Whether it set forth Poland as
+in _The Blind Boy_, or Bohemia with _The Miller and his Men_, or Italy
+with _The Old Oak Chest_, still it was Transpontus. A botanist could
+tell it by the plants. The hollyhock was all pervasive, running wild in
+deserts; the dock was common, and the bending reed; and overshadowing
+these were poplar, palm, potato tree, and _Quercus Skeltica_--brave
+growths. The caves were all embowelled in the Surreyside formation; the
+soil was all betrodden by the light pump of T. P. Cooke. Skelt, to be
+sure, had yet another, an oriental string: he held the gorgeous east in
+fee; and in the new quarter of Hyeres, say, in the garden of the Hotel
+des Iles d'Or, you may behold these blessed visions realised. But on
+these I will not dwell; they were an outwork; it was in the occidental
+scenery that Skelt was all himself. It had a strong flavour of England;
+it was a sort of indigestion of England and drop-scenes, and I am bound
+to say was charming. How the roads wander, how the castle sits upon the
+hill, how the sun eradiates from behind the cloud, and how the
+congregated clouds themselves up-roll, as stiff as bolsters! Here is the
+cottage interior, the usual first flat, with the cloak upon the nail, the
+rosaries of onions, the gun and powder-horn and corner-cupboard; here is
+the inn (this drama must be nautical, I foresee Captain Luff and Bold Bob
+Bowsprit) with the red curtain, pipes, spittoons, and eight-day clock;
+and there again is that impressive dungeon with the chains, which was so
+dull to colour. England, the hedgerow elms, the thin brick houses,
+windmills, glimpses of the navigable Thames--England, when at last I came
+to visit it, was only Skelt made evident: to cross the border was, for
+the Scotsman, to come home to Skelt; there was the inn-sign and there the
+horse-trough, all foreshadowed in the faithful Skelt. If, at the ripe
+age of fourteen years, I bought a certain cudgel, got a friend to load
+it, and thenceforward walked the tame ways of the earth my own ideal,
+radiating pure romance--still I was but a puppet in the hand of Skelt;
+the original of that regretted bludgeon, and surely the antitype of all
+the bludgeon kind, greatly improved from Cruikshank, had adorned the hand
+of Jonathan Wild, pl. I. "This is mastering me," as Whitman cries, upon
+some lesser provocation. What am I? what are life, art, letters, the
+world, but what my Skelt has made them? He stamped himself upon my
+immaturity. The world was plain before I knew him, a poor penny world;
+but soon it was all coloured with romance. If I go to the theatre to see
+a good old melodrama, 'tis but Skelt a little faded. If I visit a bold
+scene in nature, Skelt would have been bolder; there had been certainly a
+castle on that mountain, and the hollow tree--that set piece--I seem to
+miss it in the foreground. Indeed, out of this cut-and-dry, dull,
+swaggering, obtrusive, and infantile art, I seem to have learned the very
+spirit of my life's enjoyment; met there the shadows of the characters I
+was to read about and love in a late future; got the romance of _Der
+Freischutz_ long ere I was to hear of Weber or the mighty Formes;
+acquired a gallery of scenes and characters with which, in the silent
+theatre of the brain, I might enact all novels and romances; and took
+from these rude cuts an enduring and transforming pleasure. Reader--and
+yourself?
+
+A word of moral: it appears that B. Pollock, late J. Redington, No. 73
+Hoxton Street, not only publishes twenty-three of these old stage
+favourites, but owns the necessary plates and displays a modest readiness
+to issue other thirty-three. If you love art, folly, or the bright eyes
+of children, speed to Pollock's, or to Clarke's of Garrick Street. In
+Pollock's list of publicanda I perceive a pair of my ancient aspirations:
+_Wreck Ashore_ and _Sixteen-String Jack_; and I cherish the belief that
+when these shall see once more the light of day, B. Pollock will remember
+this apologist. But, indeed, I have a dream at times that is not all a
+dream. I seem to myself to wander in a ghostly street--E. W., I think,
+the postal district--close below the fool's-cap of St. Paul's, and yet
+within easy hearing of the echo of the Abbey bridge. There in a dim
+shop, low in the roof and smelling strong of glue and footlights, I find
+myself in quaking treaty with great Skelt himself, the aboriginal all
+dusty from the tomb. I buy, with what a choking heart--I buy them all,
+all but the pantomimes; I pay my mental money, and go forth; and lo! the
+packets are dust.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV. A GOSSIP ON A NOVEL OF DUMAS'S
+
+
+The books that we re-read the oftenest are not always those that we
+admire the most; we choose and we re-visit them for many and various
+reasons, as we choose and revisit human friends. One or two of Scott's
+novels, Shakespeare, Moliere, Montaigne, _The Egoist_, and the _Vicomte
+de Bragelonne_, form the inner circle of my intimates. Behind these
+comes a good troop of dear acquaintances; _The Pilgrim's Progress_ in the
+front rank, _The Bible in Spain_ not far behind. There are besides a
+certain number that look at me with reproach as I pass them by on my
+shelves: books that I once thumbed and studied: houses which were once
+like home to me, but where I now rarely visit. I am on these sad terms
+(and blush to confess it) with Wordsworth, Horace, Burns and Hazlitt.
+Last of all, there is the class of book that has its hour of
+brilliancy--glows, sings, charms, and then fades again into
+insignificance until the fit return. Chief of those who thus smile and
+frown on me by turns, I must name Virgil and Herrick, who, were they but
+
+ "Their sometime selves the same throughout the year,"
+
+must have stood in the first company with the six names of my continual
+literary intimates. To these six, incongruous as they seem, I have long
+been faithful, and hope to be faithful to the day of death. I have never
+read the whole of Montaigne, but I do not like to be long without reading
+some of him, and my delight in what I do read never lessens. Of
+Shakespeare I have read all but _Richard III._, _Henry VI._, _Titus
+Andronicus_, and _All's Well that Ends Well_; and these, having already
+made all suitable endeavour, I now know that I shall never read--to make
+up for which unfaithfulness I could read much of the rest for ever. Of
+Moliere--surely the next greatest name of Christendom--I could tell a
+very similar story; but in a little corner of a little essay these
+princes are too much out of place, and I prefer to pay my fealty and pass
+on. How often I have read _Guy Mannering_, _Rob Roy_, or _Redgauntlet_,
+I have no means of guessing, having begun young. But it is either four
+or five times that I have read _The Egoist_, and either five or six that
+I have read the _Vicomte de Bragelonne_.
+
+Some, who would accept the others, may wonder that I should have spent so
+much of this brief life of ours over a work so little famous as the last.
+And, indeed, I am surprised myself; not at my own devotion, but the
+coldness of the world. My acquaintance with the _Vicomte_ began,
+somewhat indirectly, in the year of grace 1863, when I had the advantage
+of studying certain illustrated dessert plates in a hotel at Nice. The
+name of d'Artagnan in the legends I already saluted like an old friend,
+for I had met it the year before in a work of Miss Yonge's. My first
+perusal was in one of those pirated editions that swarmed at that time
+out of Brussels, and ran to such a troop of neat and dwarfish volumes. I
+understood but little of the merits of the book; my strongest memory is
+of the execution of d'Eymeric and Lyodot--a strange testimony to the
+dulness of a boy, who could enjoy the rough-and-tumble in the Place de
+Greve, and forget d'Artagnan's visits to the two financiers. My next
+reading was in winter-time, when I lived alone upon the Pentlands. I
+would return in the early night from one of my patrols with the shepherd;
+a friendly face would meet me in the door, a friendly retriever scurry
+upstairs to fetch my slippers; and I would sit down with the _Vicomte_
+for a long, silent, solitary lamp-light evening by the fire. And yet I
+know not why I call it silent, when it was enlivened with such a clatter
+of horse-shoes, and such a rattle of musketry, and such a stir of talk;
+or why I call those evenings solitary in which I gained so many friends.
+I would rise from my book and pull the blind aside, and see the snow and
+the glittering hollies chequer a Scotch garden, and the winter moonlight
+brighten the white hills. Thence I would turn again to that crowded and
+sunny field of life in which it was so easy to forget myself, my cares,
+and my surroundings: a place busy as a city, bright as a theatre,
+thronged with memorable faces, and sounding with delightful speech. I
+carried the thread of that epic into my slumbers, I woke with it
+unbroken, I rejoiced to plunge into the book again at breakfast, it was
+with a pang that I must lay it down and turn to my own labours; for no
+part of the world has ever seemed to me so charming as these pages, and
+not even my friends are quite so real, perhaps quite so dear, as
+d'Artagnan.
+
+Since then I have been going to and fro at very brief intervals in my
+favourite book; and I have now just risen from my last (let me call it my
+fifth) perusal, having liked it better and admired it more seriously than
+ever. Perhaps I have a sense of ownership, being so well known in these
+six volumes. Perhaps I think that d'Artagnan delights to have me read of
+him, and Louis Quatorze is gratified, and Fouquet throws me a look, and
+Aramis, although he knows I do not love him, yet plays to me with his
+best graces, as to an old patron of the show. Perhaps, if I am not
+careful, something may befall me like what befell George IV. about the
+battle of Waterloo, and I may come to fancy the _Vicomte_ one of the
+first, and Heaven knows the best, of my own works. At least, I avow
+myself a partisan; and when I compare the popularity of the _Vicomte_
+with that of _Monte Cristo_, or its own elder brother, the _Trois
+Mousquetaires_, I confess I am both pained and puzzled.
+
+To those who have already made acquaintance with the titular hero in the
+pages of _Vingt Ans Apres_, perhaps the name may act as a deterrent. A
+man might, well stand back if he supposed he were to follow, for six
+volumes, so well-conducted, so fine-spoken, and withal so dreary a
+cavalier as Bragelonne. But the fear is idle. I may be said to have
+passed the best years of my life in these six volumes, and my
+acquaintance with Raoul has never gone beyond a bow; and when he, who has
+so long pretended to be alive, is at last suffered to pretend to be dead,
+I am sometimes reminded of a saying in an earlier volume: "_Enfin_, _dit
+Miss Stewart_,"--and it was of Bragelonne she spoke--"_enfin il a fait
+quelquechose_: _c'est_, _ma foi_! _bien heureux_." I am reminded of it,
+as I say; and the next moment, when Athos dies of his death, and my dear
+d'Artagnan bursts into his storm of sobbing, I can but deplore my
+flippancy.
+
+Or perhaps it is La Valliere that the reader of _Vingt Ans Apres_ is
+inclined to flee. Well, he is right there too, though not so right.
+Louise is no success. Her creator has spared no pains; she is
+well-meant, not ill-designed, sometimes has a word that rings out true;
+sometimes, if only for a breath, she may even engage our sympathies. But
+I have never envied the King his triumph. And so far from pitying
+Bragelonne for his defeat, I could wish him no worse (not for lack of
+malice, but imagination) than to be wedded to that lady. Madame enchants
+me; I can forgive that royal minx her most serious offences; I can thrill
+and soften with the King on that memorable occasion when he goes to
+upbraid and remains to flirt; and when it comes to the "_Allons_,
+_aimez-moi donc_," it is my heart that melts in the bosom of de Guiche.
+Not so with Louise. Readers cannot fail to have remarked that what an
+author tells us of the beauty or the charm of his creatures goes for
+nought; that we know instantly better; that the heroine cannot open her
+mouth but what, all in a moment, the fine phrases of preparation fall
+from round her like the robes from Cinderella, and she stands before us,
+self-betrayed, as a poor, ugly, sickly wench, or perhaps a strapping
+market-woman. Authors, at least, know it well; a heroine will too often
+start the trick of "getting ugly;" and no disease is more difficult to
+cure. I said authors; but indeed I had a side eye to one author in
+particular, with whose works I am very well acquainted, though I cannot
+read them, and who has spent many vigils in this cause, sitting beside
+his ailing puppets and (like a magician) wearying his art to restore them
+to youth and beauty. There are others who ride too high for these
+misfortunes. Who doubts the loveliness of Rosalind? Arden itself was
+not more lovely. Who ever questioned the perennial charm of Rose
+Jocelyn, Lucy Desborough, or Clara Middleton? fair women with fair names,
+the daughters of George Meredith. Elizabeth Bennet has but to speak, and
+I am at her knees. Ah! these are the creators of desirable women. They
+would never have fallen in the mud with Dumas and poor La Valliere. It
+is my only consolation that not one of all of them, except the first,
+could have plucked at the moustache of d'Artagnan.
+
+Or perhaps, again, a proportion of readers stumble at the threshold. In
+so vast a mansion there were sure to be back stairs and kitchen offices
+where no one would delight to linger; but it was at least unhappy that
+the vestibule should be so badly lighted; and until, in the seventeenth
+chapter, d'Artagnan sets off to seek his friends, I must confess, the
+book goes heavily enough. But, from thenceforward, what a feast is
+spread! Monk kidnapped; d'Artagnan enriched; Mazarin's death; the ever
+delectable adventure of Belle Isle, wherein Aramis outwits d'Artagnan,
+with its epilogue (vol. v. chap. xxviii.), where d'Artagnan regains the
+moral superiority; the love adventures at Fontainebleau, with St.
+Aignan's story of the dryad and the business of de Guiche, de Wardes, and
+Manicamp; Aramis made general of the Jesuits; Aramis at the bastille; the
+night talk in the forest of Senart; Belle Isle again, with the death of
+Porthos; and last, but not least, the taming of d'Artagnan the untamable,
+under the lash of the young King. What other novel has such epic variety
+and nobility of incident? often, if you will, impossible; often of the
+order of an Arabian story; and yet all based in human nature. For if you
+come to that, what novel has more human nature? not studied with the
+microscope, but seen largely, in plain daylight, with the natural eye?
+What novel has more good sense, and gaiety, and wit, and unflagging,
+admirable literary skill? Good souls, I suppose, must sometimes read it
+in the blackguard travesty of a translation. But there is no style so
+untranslatable; light as a whipped trifle, strong as silk; wordy like a
+village tale; pat like a general's despatch; with every fault, yet never
+tedious; with no merit, yet inimitably right. And, once more, to make an
+end of commendations, what novel is inspired with a more unstrained or a
+more wholesome morality?
+
+Yes; in spite of Miss Yonge, who introduced me to the name of d'Artagnan
+only to dissuade me from a nearer knowledge of the man, I have to add
+morality. There is no quite good book without a good morality; but the
+world is wide, and so are morals. Out of two people who have dipped into
+Sir Richard Burton's _Thousand and One Nights_, one shall have been
+offended by the animal details; another to whom these were harmless,
+perhaps even pleasing, shall yet have been shocked in his turn by the
+rascality and cruelty of all the characters. Of two readers, again, one
+shall have been pained by the morality of a religious memoir, one by that
+of the _Vicomte de Bragelonne_. And the point is that neither need be
+wrong. We shall always shock each other both in life and art; we cannot
+get the sun into our pictures, nor the abstract right (if there be such a
+thing) into our books; enough if, in the one, there glimmer some hint of
+the great light that blinds us from heaven; enough if, in the other,
+there shine, even upon foul details, a spirit of magnanimity. I would
+scarce send to the _Vicomte_ a reader who was in quest of what we may
+call puritan morality. The ventripotent mulatto, the great eater,
+worker, earner and waster, the man of much and witty laughter, the man of
+the great heart and alas! of the doubtful honesty, is a figure not yet
+clearly set before the world; he still awaits a sober and yet genial
+portrait; but with whatever art that may be touched, and whatever
+indulgence, it will not be the portrait of a precisian. Dumas was
+certainly not thinking of himself, but of Planchet, when he put into the
+mouth of d'Artagnan's old servant this excellent profession: "_Monsieur_,
+_j'etais une de ces bonnes pates d'hommes que Dieu a fait pour s'animer
+pendant un certain temps et pour trouver bonnes toutes choses qui
+accompagnent leur sejour sur la terre_." He was thinking, as I say, of
+Planchet, to whom the words are aptly fitted; but they were fitted also
+to Planchet's creator; and perhaps this struck him as he wrote, for
+observe what follows: "_D'Artagnan s'assit alors pres de la fenetre_,
+_et_, _cette philosophie de Planchet lui ayant paru solide_, _il y
+reva_." In a man who finds all things good, you will scarce expect much
+zeal for negative virtues: the active alone will have a charm for him;
+abstinence, however wise, however kind, will always seem to such a judge
+entirely mean and partly impious. So with Dumas. Chastity is not near
+his heart; nor yet, to his own sore cost, that virtue of frugality which
+is the armour of the artist. Now, in the _Vicomte_, he had much to do
+with the contest of Fouquet and Colbert. Historic justice should be all
+upon the side of Colbert, of official honesty, and fiscal competence.
+And Dumas knew it well: three times at least he shows his knowledge; once
+it is but flashed upon us and received with the laughter of Fouquet
+himself, in the jesting controversy in the gardens of Saint Mande; once
+it is touched on by Aramis in the forest of Senart; in the end, it is set
+before us clearly in one dignified speech of the triumphant Colbert. But
+in Fouquet, the waster, the lover of good cheer and wit and art, the
+swift transactor of much business, "_l'homme de bruit_, _l'homme de
+plaisir_, _l'homme qui n'est que parceque les autres sont_," Dumas saw
+something of himself and drew the figure the more tenderly. It is to me
+even touching to see how he insists on Fouquet's honour; not seeing, you
+might think, that unflawed honour is impossible to spendthrifts; but
+rather, perhaps, in the light of his own life, seeing it too well, and
+clinging the more to what was left. Honour can survive a wound; it can
+live and thrive without a member. The man rebounds from his disgrace; he
+begins fresh foundations on the ruins of the old; and when his sword is
+broken, he will do valiantly with his dagger. So it is with Fouquet in
+the book; so it was with Dumas on the battlefield of life.
+
+To cling to what is left of any damaged quality is virtue in the man; but
+perhaps to sing its praises is scarcely to be called morality in the
+writer. And it is elsewhere, it is in the character of d'Artagnan, that
+we must look for that spirit of morality, which is one of the chief
+merits of the book, makes one of the main joys of its perusal, and sets
+it high above more popular rivals. Athos, with the coming of years, has
+declined too much into the preacher, and the preacher of a sapless creed;
+but d'Artagnan has mellowed into a man so witty, rough, kind and upright,
+that he takes the heart by storm. There is nothing of the copy-book
+about his virtues, nothing of the drawing-room in his fine, natural
+civility; he will sail near the wind; he is no district visitor--no
+Wesley or Robespierre; his conscience is void of all refinement whether
+for good or evil; but the whole man rings true like a good sovereign.
+Readers who have approached the _Vicomte_, not across country, but by the
+legitimate, five-volumed avenue of the _Mousquetaires_ and _Vingt Ans
+Apres_, will not have forgotten d'Artagnan's ungentlemanly and perfectly
+improbable trick upon Milady. What a pleasure it is, then, what a
+reward, and how agreeable a lesson, to see the old captain humble himself
+to the son of the man whom he had personated! Here, and throughout, if I
+am to choose virtues for myself or my friends, let me choose the virtues
+of d'Artagnan. I do not say there is no character as well drawn in
+Shakespeare; I do say there is none that I love so wholly. There are
+many spiritual eyes that seem to spy upon our actions--eyes of the dead
+and the absent, whom we imagine to behold us in our most private hours,
+and whom we fear and scruple to offend: our witnesses and judges. And
+among these, even if you should think me childish, I must count my
+d'Artagnan--not d'Artagnan of the memoirs whom Thackeray pretended to
+prefer--a preference, I take the freedom of saying, in which he stands
+alone; not the d'Artagnan of flesh and blood, but him of the ink and
+paper; not Nature's, but Dumas's. And this is the particular crown and
+triumph of the artist--not to be true merely, but to be lovable; not
+simply to convince, but to enchant.
+
+There is yet another point in the _Vicomte_ which I find incomparable. I
+can recall no other work of the imagination in which the end of life is
+represented with so nice a tact. I was asked the other day if Dumas made
+me laugh or cry. Well in this my late fifth reading of the _Vicomte_, I
+did laugh once at the small Coquelin de Voliere business, and was perhaps
+a thought surprised at having done so: to make up for it, I smiled
+continually. But for tears, I do not know. If you put a pistol to my
+throat, I must own the tale trips upon a very airy foot--within a
+measurable distance of unreality; and for those who like the big guns to
+be discharged and the great passions to appear authentically, it may even
+seem inadequate from first to last. Not so to me; I cannot count that a
+poor dinner, or a poor book, where I meet with those I love; and, above
+all, in this last volume, I find a singular charm of spirit. It breathes
+a pleasant and a tonic sadness, always brave, never hysterical. Upon the
+crowded, noisy life of this long tale, evening gradually falls; and the
+lights are extinguished, and the heroes pass away one by one. One by one
+they go, and not a regret embitters their departure; the young succeed
+them in their places, Louis Quatorze is swelling larger and shining
+broader, another generation and another France dawn on the horizon; but
+for us and these old men whom we have loved so long, the inevitable end
+draws near and is welcome. To read this well is to anticipate
+experience. Ah, if only when these hours of the long shadows fall for us
+in reality and not in figure, we may hope to face them with a mind as
+quiet!
+
+But my paper is running out; the siege guns are firing on the Dutch
+frontier; and I must say adieu for the fifth time to my old comrade
+fallen on the field of glory. _Adieu_--rather _au revoir_! Yet a sixth
+time, dearest d'Artagnan, we shall kidnap Monk and take horse together
+for Belle Isle.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV. A GOSSIP ON ROMANCE
+
+
+In anything fit to be called by the name of reading, the process itself
+should be absorbing and voluptuous; we should gloat over a book, be rapt
+clean out of ourselves, and rise from the perusal, our mind filled with
+the busiest, kaleidoscopic dance of images, incapable of sleep or of
+continuous thought. The words, if the book be eloquent, should run
+thenceforward in our ears like the noise of breakers, and the story, if
+it be a story, repeat itself in a thousand coloured pictures to the eye.
+It was for this last pleasure that we read so closely, and loved our
+books so dearly, in the bright, troubled period of boyhood. Eloquence
+and thought, character and conversation, were but obstacles to brush
+aside as we dug blithely after a certain sort of incident, like a pig for
+truffles. For my part, I liked a story to begin with an old wayside inn
+where, "towards the close of the year 17--," several gentlemen in
+three-cocked hats were playing bowls. A friend of mine preferred the
+Malabar coast in a storm, with a ship beating to windward, and a scowling
+fellow of Herculean proportions striding along the beach; he, to be sure,
+was a pirate. This was further afield than my home-keeping fancy loved
+to travel, and designed altogether for a larger canvas than the tales
+that I affected. Give me a highwayman and I was full to the brim; a
+Jacobite would do, but the highwayman was my favourite dish. I can still
+hear that merry clatter of the hoofs along the moonlit lane; night and
+the coming of day are still related in my mind with the doings of John
+Rann or Jerry Abershaw; and the words "post-chaise," the "great North
+road," "ostler," and "nag" still sound in my ears like poetry. One and
+all, at least, and each with his particular fancy, we read story-books in
+childhood, not for eloquence or character or thought, but for some
+quality of the brute incident. That quality was not mere bloodshed or
+wonder. Although each of these was welcome in its place, the charm for
+the sake of which we read depended on something different from either.
+My elders used to read novels aloud; and I can still remember four
+different passages which I heard, before I was ten, with the same keen
+and lasting pleasure. One I discovered long afterwards to be the
+admirable opening of _What will he Do with It_: it was no wonder I was
+pleased with that. The other three still remain unidentified. One is a
+little vague; it was about a dark, tall house at night, and people
+groping on the stairs by the light that escaped from the open door of a
+sickroom. In another, a lover left a ball, and went walking in a cool,
+dewy park, whence he could watch the lighted windows and the figures of
+the dancers as they moved. This was the most sentimental impression I
+think I had yet received, for a child is somewhat deaf to the
+sentimental. In the last, a poet, who had been tragically wrangling with
+his wife, walked forth on the sea-beach on a tempestuous night and
+witnessed the horrors of a wreck. {153} Different as they are, all these
+early favourites have a common note--they have all a touch of the
+romantic.
+
+Drama is the poetry of conduct, romance the poetry of circumstance. The
+pleasure that we take in life is of two sorts--the active and the
+passive. Now we are conscious of a great command over our destiny; anon
+we are lifted up by circumstance, as by a breaking wave, and dashed we
+know not how into the future. Now we are pleased by our conduct, anon
+merely pleased by our surroundings. It would be hard to say which of
+these modes of satisfaction is the more effective, but the latter is
+surely the more constant. Conduct is three parts of life, they say; but
+I think they put it high. There is a vast deal in life and letters both
+which is not immoral, but simply a-moral; which either does not regard
+the human will at all, or deals with it in obvious and healthy relations;
+where the interest turns, not upon what a man shall choose to do, but on
+how he manages to do it; not on the passionate slips and hesitations of
+the conscience, but on the problems of the body and of the practical
+intelligence, in clean, open-air adventure, the shock of arms or the
+diplomacy of life. With such material as this it is impossible to build
+a play, for the serious theatre exists solely on moral grounds, and is a
+standing proof of the dissemination of the human conscience. But it is
+possible to build, upon this ground, the most joyous of verses, and the
+most lively, beautiful, and buoyant tales.
+
+One thing in life calls for another; there is a fitness in events and
+places. The sight of a pleasant arbour puts it in our mind to sit there.
+One place suggests work, another idleness, a third early rising and long
+rambles in the dew. The effect of night, of any flowing water, of
+lighted cities, of the peep of day, of ships, of the open ocean, calls up
+in the mind an army of anonymous desires and pleasures. Something, we
+feel, should happen; we know not what, yet we proceed in quest of it.
+And many of the happiest hours of life fleet by us in this vain
+attendance on the genius of the place and moment. It is thus that tracts
+of young fir, and low rocks that reach into deep soundings, particularly
+torture and delight me. Something must have happened in such places, and
+perhaps ages back, to members of my race; and when I was a child I tried
+in vain to invent appropriate games for them, as I still try, just as
+vainly, to fit them with the proper story. Some places speak distinctly.
+Certain dank gardens cry aloud for a murder; certain old houses demand to
+be haunted; certain coasts are set apart for shipwreck. Other spots
+again seem to abide their destiny, suggestive and impenetrable, "miching
+mallecho." The inn at Burford Bridge, with its arbours and green garden
+and silent, eddying river--though it is known already as the place where
+Keats wrote some of his _Endymion_ and Nelson parted from his Emma--still
+seems to wait the coming of the appropriate legend. Within these ivied
+walls, behind these old green shutters, some further business smoulders,
+waiting for its hour. The old Hawes Inn at the Queen's Ferry makes a
+similar call upon my fancy. There it stands, apart from the town, beside
+the pier, in a climate of its own, half inland, half marine--in front,
+the ferry bubbling with the tide and the guardship swinging to her
+anchor; behind, the old garden with the trees. Americans seek it already
+for the sake of Lovel and Oldbuck, who dined there at the beginning of
+the _Antiquary_. But you need not tell me--that is not all; there is
+some story, unrecorded or not yet complete, which must express the
+meaning of that inn more fully. So it is with names and faces; so it is
+with incidents that are idle and inconclusive in themselves, and yet seem
+like the beginning of some quaint romance, which the all-careless author
+leaves untold. How many of these romances have we not seen determine at
+their birth; how many people have met us with a look of meaning in their
+eye, and sunk at once into trivial acquaintances; to how many places have
+we not drawn near, with express intimations--"here my destiny awaits
+me"--and we have but dined there and passed on! I have lived both at the
+Hawes and Burford in a perpetual flutter, on the heels, as it seemed, of
+some adventure that should justify the place; but though the feeling had
+me to bed at night and called me again at morning in one unbroken round
+of pleasure and suspense, nothing befell me in either worth remark. The
+man or the hour had not yet come; but some day, I think, a boat shall put
+off from the Queen's Ferry, fraught with a dear cargo, and some frosty
+night a horseman, on a tragic errand, rattle with his whip upon the green
+shutters of the inn at Burford. {155}
+
+Now, this is one of the natural appetites with which any lively
+literature has to count. The desire for knowledge, I had almost added
+the desire for meat, is not more deeply seated than this demand for fit
+and striking incident. The dullest of clowns tells, or tries to tell,
+himself a story, as the feeblest of children uses invention in his play;
+and even as the imaginative grown person, joining in the game, at once
+enriches it with many delightful circumstances, the great creative writer
+shows us the realisation and the apotheosis of the day-dreams of common
+men. His stories may be nourished with the realities of life, but their
+true mark is to satisfy the nameless longings of the reader, and to obey
+the ideal laws of the day-dream. The right kind of thing should fall out
+in the right kind of place; the right kind of thing should follow; and
+not only the characters talk aptly and think naturally, but all the
+circumstances in a tale answer one to another like notes in music. The
+threads of a story come from time to time together and make a picture in
+the web; the characters fall from time to time into some attitude to each
+other or to nature, which stamps the story home like an illustration.
+Crusoe recoiling from the footprint, Achilles shouting over against the
+Trojans, Ulysses bending the great bow, Christian running with his
+fingers in his ears, these are each culminating moments in the legend,
+and each has been printed on the mind's eye for ever. Other things we
+may forget; we may forget the words, although they are beautiful; we may
+forget the author's comment, although perhaps it was ingenious and true;
+but these epoch-making scenes, which put the last mark of truth upon a
+story and fill up, at one blow, our capacity for sympathetic pleasure, we
+so adopt into the very bosom of our mind that neither time nor tide can
+efface or weaken the impression. This, then, is the plastic part of
+literature: to embody character, thought, or emotion in some act or
+attitude that shall be remarkably striking to the mind's eye. This is
+the highest and hardest thing to do in words; the thing which, once
+accomplished, equally delights the schoolboy and the sage, and makes, in
+its own right, the quality of epics. Compared with this, all other
+purposes in literature, except the purely lyrical or the purely
+philosophic, are bastard in nature, facile of execution, and feeble in
+result. It is one thing to write about the inn at Burford, or to
+describe scenery with the word-painters; it is quite another to seize on
+the heart of the suggestion and make a country famous with a legend. It
+is one thing to remark and to dissect, with the most cutting logic, the
+complications of life, and of the human spirit; it is quite another to
+give them body and blood in the story of Ajax or of Hamlet. The first is
+literature, but the second is something besides, for it is likewise art.
+
+English people of the present day {157} are apt, I know not why, to look
+somewhat down on incident, and reserve their admiration for the clink of
+teaspoons and the accents of the curate. It is thought clever to write a
+novel with no story at all, or at least with a very dull one. Reduced
+even to the lowest terms, a certain interest can be communicated by the
+art of narrative; a sense of human kinship stirred; and a kind of
+monotonous fitness, comparable to the words and air of _Sandy's Mull_,
+preserved among the infinitesimal occurrences recorded. Some people
+work, in this manner, with even a strong touch. Mr. Trollope's
+inimitable clergymen naturally arise to the mind in this connection. But
+even Mr. Trollope does not confine himself to chronicling small beer.
+Mr. Crawley's collision with the Bishop's wife, Mr. Melnotte dallying in
+the deserted banquet-room, are typical incidents, epically conceived,
+fitly embodying a crisis. Or again look at Thackeray. If Rawdon
+Crawley's blow were not delivered, _Vanity Fair_ would cease to be a work
+of art. That scene is the chief ganglion of the tale; and the discharge
+of energy from Rawdon's fist is the reward and consolation of the reader.
+The end of _Esmond_ is a yet wider excursion from the author's customary
+fields; the scene at Castlewood is pure Dumas; the great and wily English
+borrower has here borrowed from the great, unblushing French thief; as
+usual, he has borrowed admirably well, and the breaking of the sword
+rounds off the best of all his books with a manly, martial note. But
+perhaps nothing can more strongly illustrate the necessity for marking
+incident than to compare the living fame of _Robinson Crusoe_ with the
+discredit of _Clarissa Harlowe_. _Clarissa_ is a book of a far more
+startling import, worked out, on a great canvas, with inimitable courage
+and unflagging art. It contains wit, character, passion, plot,
+conversations full of spirit and insight, letters sparkling with
+unstrained humanity; and if the death of the heroine be somewhat frigid
+and artificial, the last days of the hero strike the only note of what we
+now call Byronism, between the Elizabethans and Byron himself. And yet a
+little story of a shipwrecked sailor, with not a tenth part of the style
+nor a thousandth part of the wisdom, exploring none of the arcana of
+humanity and deprived of the perennial interest of love, goes on from
+edition to edition, ever young, while _Clarissa_ lies upon the shelves
+unread. A friend of mine, a Welsh blacksmith, was twenty-five years old
+and could neither read nor write, when he heard a chapter of _Robinson_
+read aloud in a farm kitchen. Up to that moment he had sat content,
+huddled in his ignorance, but he left that farm another man. There were
+day-dreams, it appeared, divine day-dreams, written and printed and
+bound, and to be bought for money and enjoyed at pleasure. Down he sat
+that day, painfully learned to read Welsh, and returned to borrow the
+book. It had been lost, nor could he find another copy but one that was
+in English. Down he sat once more, learned English, and at length, and
+with entire delight, read _Robinson_. It is like the story of a
+love-chase. If he had heard a letter from _Clarissa_, would he have been
+fired with the same chivalrous ardour? I wonder. Yet _Clarissa_ has
+every quality that can be shown in prose, one alone excepted--pictorial
+or picture-making romance. While _Robinson_ depends, for the most part
+and with the overwhelming majority of its readers, on the charm of
+circumstance.
+
+In the highest achievements of the art of words, the dramatic and the
+pictorial, the moral and romantic interest, rise and fall together by a
+common and organic law. Situation is animated with passion, passion
+clothed upon with situation. Neither exists for itself, but each inheres
+indissolubly with the other. This is high art; and not only the highest
+art possible in words, but the highest art of all, since it combines the
+greatest mass and diversity of the elements of truth and pleasure. Such
+are epics, and the few prose tales that have the epic weight. But as
+from a school of works, aping the creative, incident and romance are
+ruthlessly discarded, so may character and drama be omitted or
+subordinated to romance. There is one book, for example, more generally
+loved than Shakespeare, that captivates in childhood, and still delights
+in age--I mean the _Arabian Nights_--where you shall look in vain for
+moral or for intellectual interest. No human face or voice greets us
+among that wooden crowd of kings and genies, sorcerers and beggarmen.
+Adventure, on the most naked terms, furnishes forth the entertainment and
+is found enough. Dumas approaches perhaps nearest of any modern to these
+Arabian authors in the purely material charm of some of his romances.
+The early part of _Monte Cristo_, down to the finding of the treasure, is
+a piece of perfect story-telling; the man never breathed who shared these
+moving incidents without a tremor; and yet Faria is a thing of packthread
+and Dantes little more than a name. The sequel is one long-drawn error,
+gloomy, bloody, unnatural and dull; but as for these early chapters, I do
+not believe there is another volume extant where you can breathe the same
+unmingled atmosphere of romance. It is very thin and light to be sure,
+as on a high mountain; but it is brisk and clear and sunny in proportion.
+I saw the other day, with envy, an old and a very clever lady setting
+forth on a second or third voyage into _Monte Cristo_. Here are stories
+which powerfully affect the reader, which can be reperused at any age,
+and where the characters are no more than puppets. The bony fist of the
+showman visibly propels them; their springs are an open secret; their
+faces are of wood, their bellies filled with bran; and yet we thrillingly
+partake of their adventures. And the point may be illustrated still
+further. The last interview between Lucy and Richard Feveril is pure
+drama; more than that, it is the strongest scene, since Shakespeare, in
+the English tongue. Their first meeting by the river, on the other hand,
+is pure romance; it has nothing to do with character; it might happen to
+any other boy or maiden, and be none the less delightful for the change.
+And yet I think he would be a bold man who should choose between these
+passages. Thus, in the same book, we may have two scenes, each capital
+in its order: in the one, human passion, deep calling unto deep, shall
+utter its genuine voice; in the second, according circumstances, like
+instruments in tune, shall build up a trivial but desirable incident,
+such as we love to prefigure for ourselves; and in the end, in spite of
+the critics, we may hesitate to give the preference to either. The one
+may ask more genius--I do not say it does; but at least the other dwells
+as clearly in the memory.
+
+True romantic art, again, makes a romance of all things. It reaches into
+the highest abstraction of the ideal; it does not refuse the most
+pedestrian realism. _Robinson Crusoe_ is as realistic as it is romantic;
+both qualities are pushed to an extreme, and neither suffers. Nor does
+romance depend upon the material importance of the incidents. To deal
+with strong and deadly elements, banditti, pirates, war and murder, is to
+conjure with great names, and, in the event of failure, to double the
+disgrace. The arrival of Haydn and Consuelo at the Canon's villa is a
+very trifling incident; yet we may read a dozen boisterous stories from
+beginning to end, and not receive so fresh and stirring an impression of
+adventure. It was the scene of Crusoe at the wreck, if I remember
+rightly, that so bewitched my blacksmith. Nor is the fact surprising.
+Every single article the castaway recovers from the hulk is "a joy for
+ever" to the man who reads of them. They are the things that should be
+found, and the bare enumeration stirs the blood. I found a glimmer of
+the same interest the other day in a new book, _The Sailor's Sweetheart_,
+by Mr. Clark Russell. The whole business of the brig _Morning Star_ is
+very rightly felt and spiritedly written; but the clothes, the books and
+the money satisfy the reader's mind like things to eat. We are dealing
+here with the old cut-and-dry, legitimate interest of treasure trove.
+But even treasure trove can be made dull. There are few people who have
+not groaned under the plethora of goods that fell to the lot of the
+_Swiss Family Robinson_, that dreary family. They found article after
+article, creature after creature, from milk kine to pieces of ordnance, a
+whole consignment; but no informing taste had presided over the
+selection, there was no smack or relish in the invoice; and these riches
+left the fancy cold. The box of goods in Verne's _Mysterious Island_ is
+another case in point: there was no gusto and no glamour about that; it
+might have come from a shop. But the two hundred and seventy-eight
+Australian sovereigns on board the _Morning Star_ fell upon me like a
+surprise that I had expected; whole vistas of secondary stories, besides
+the one in hand, radiated forth from that discovery, as they radiate from
+a striking particular in life; and I was made for the moment as happy as
+a reader has the right to be.
+
+To come at all at the nature of this quality of romance, we must bear in
+mind the peculiarity of our attitude to any art. No art produces
+illusion; in the theatre we never forget that we are in the theatre; and
+while we read a story, we sit wavering between two minds, now merely
+clapping our hands at the merit of the performance, now condescending to
+take an active part in fancy with the characters. This last is the
+triumph of romantic story-telling: when the reader consciously plays at
+being the hero, the scene is a good scene. Now in character-studies the
+pleasure that we take is critical; we watch, we approve, we smile at
+incongruities, we are moved to sudden heats of sympathy with courage,
+suffering or virtue. But the characters are still themselves, they are
+not us; the more clearly they are depicted, the more widely do they stand
+away from us, the more imperiously do they thrust us back into our place
+as a spectator. I cannot identify myself with Rawdon Crawley or with
+Eugene de Rastignac, for I have scarce a hope or fear in common with
+them. It is not character but incident that woos us out of our reserve.
+Something happens as we desire to have it happen to ourselves; some
+situation, that we have long dallied with in fancy, is realised in the
+story with enticing and appropriate details. Then we forget the
+characters; then we push the hero aside; then we plunge into the tale in
+our own person and bathe in fresh experience; and then, and then only, do
+we say we have been reading a romance. It is not only pleasurable things
+that we imagine in our day-dreams; there are lights in which we are
+willing to contemplate even the idea of our own death; ways in which it
+seems as if it would amuse us to be cheated, wounded or calumniated. It
+is thus possible to construct a story, even of tragic import, in which
+every incident, detail and trick of circumstance shall be welcome to the
+reader's thoughts. Fiction is to the grown man what play is to the
+child; it is there that he changes the atmosphere and tenor of his life;
+and when the game so chimes with his fancy that he can join in it with
+all his heart, when it pleases him with every turn, when he loves to
+recall it and dwells upon its recollection with entire delight, fiction
+is called romance.
+
+Walter Scott is out and away the king of the romantics. _The Lady of the
+Lake_ has no indisputable claim to be a poem beyond the inherent fitness
+and desirability of the tale. It is just such a story as a man would
+make up for himself, walking, in the best health and temper, through just
+such scenes as it is laid in. Hence it is that a charm dwells
+undefinable among these slovenly verses, as the unseen cuckoo fills the
+mountains with his note; hence, even after we have flung the book aside,
+the scenery and adventures remain present to the mind, a new and green
+possession, not unworthy of that beautiful name, _The Lady of the Lake_,
+or that direct, romantic opening--one of the most spirited and poetical
+in literature--"The stag at eve had drunk his fill." The same strength
+and the same weaknesses adorn and disfigure the novels. In that
+ill-written, ragged book, _The Pirate_, the figure of Cleveland--cast up
+by the sea on the resounding foreland of Dunrossness--moving, with the
+blood on his hands and the Spanish words on his tongue, among the simple
+islanders--singing a serenade under the window of his Shetland
+mistress--is conceived in the very highest manner of romantic invention.
+The words of his song, "Through groves of palm," sung in such a scene and
+by such a lover, clench, as in a nutshell, the emphatic contrast upon
+which the tale is built. In _Guy Mannering_, again, every incident is
+delightful to the imagination; and the scene when Harry Bertram lands at
+Ellangowan is a model instance of romantic method.
+
+"'I remember the tune well,' he says, 'though I cannot guess what should
+at present so strongly recall it to my memory." He took his flageolet
+from his pocket and played a simple melody. Apparently the tune awoke
+the corresponding associations of a damsel. She immediately took up the
+song--
+
+ "'Are these the links of Forth, she said;
+ Or are they the crooks of Dee,
+ Or the bonny woods of Warroch Head
+ That I so fain would see?'
+
+"'By heaven!' said Bertram, 'it is the very ballad.'"
+
+On this quotation two remarks fall to be made. First, as an instance of
+modern feeling for romance, this famous touch of the flageolet and the
+old song is selected by Miss Braddon for omission. Miss Braddon's idea
+of a story, like Mrs. Todgers's idea of a wooden leg, were something
+strange to have expounded. As a matter of personal experience, Meg's
+appearance to old Mr. Bertram on the road, the ruins of Derncleugh, the
+scene of the flageolet, and the Dominie's recognition of Harry, are the
+four strong notes that continue to ring in the mind after the book is
+laid aside. The second point is still more curious. The reader will
+observe a mark of excision in the passage as quoted by me. Well, here is
+how it runs in the original: "a damsel, who, close behind a fine spring
+about half-way down the descent, and which had once supplied the castle
+with water, was engaged in bleaching linen." A man who gave in such copy
+would be discharged from the staff of a daily paper. Scott has forgotten
+to prepare the reader for the presence of the "damsel"; he has forgotten
+to mention the spring and its relation to the ruin; and now, face to face
+with his omission, instead of trying back and starting fair, crams all
+this matter, tail foremost, into a single shambling sentence. It is not
+merely bad English, or bad style; it is abominably bad narrative besides.
+
+Certainly the contrast is remarkable; and it is one that throws a strong
+light upon the subject of this paper. For here we have a man of the
+finest creative instinct touching with perfect certainty and charm the
+romantic junctures of his story; and we find him utterly careless,
+almost, it would seem, incapable, in the technical matter of style, and
+not only frequently weak, but frequently wrong in points of drama. In
+character parts, indeed, and particularly in the Scotch, he was delicate,
+strong and truthful; but the trite, obliterated features of too many of
+his heroes have already wearied two generations of readers. At times his
+characters will speak with something far beyond propriety with a true
+heroic note; but on the next page they will be wading wearily forward
+with an ungrammatical and undramatic rigmarole of words. The man who
+could conceive and write the character of Elspeth of the Craigburnfoot,
+as Scott has conceived and written it, had not only splendid romantic,
+but splendid tragic gifts. How comes it, then, that he could so often
+fob us off with languid, inarticulate twaddle?
+
+It seems to me that the explanation is to be found in the very quality of
+his surprising merits. As his books are play to the reader, so were they
+play to him. He conjured up the romantic with delight, but he had hardly
+patience to describe it. He was a great day-dreamer, a seer of fit and
+beautiful and humorous visions, but hardly a great artist; hardly, in the
+manful sense, an artist at all. He pleased himself, and so he pleases
+us. Of the pleasures of his art he tasted fully; but of its toils and
+vigils and distresses never man knew less. A great romantic--an idle
+child.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI. A HUMBLE REMONSTRANCE {168a}
+
+
+We have recently {168b} enjoyed a quite peculiar pleasure: hearing, in
+some detail, the opinions, about the art they practise, of Mr. Walter
+Besant and Mr. Henry James; two men certainly of very different calibre:
+Mr. James so precise of outline, so cunning of fence, so scrupulous of
+finish, and Mr. Besant so genial, so friendly, with so persuasive and
+humorous a vein of whim: Mr. James the very type of the deliberate
+artist, Mr. Besant the impersonation of good nature. That such doctors
+should differ will excite no great surprise; but one point in which they
+seem to agree fills me, I confess, with wonder. For they are both
+content to talk about the "art of fiction"; and Mr. Besant, waxing
+exceedingly bold, goes on to oppose this so-called "art of fiction" to
+the "art of poetry." By the art of poetry he can mean nothing but the
+art of verse, an art of handicraft, and only comparable with the art of
+prose. For that heat and height of sane emotion which we agree to call
+by the name of poetry, is but a libertine and vagrant quality; present,
+at times, in any art, more often absent from them all; too seldom present
+in the prose novel, too frequently absent from the ode and epic. Fiction
+is the same case; it is no substantive art, but an element which enters
+largely into all the arts but architecture. Homer, Wordsworth, Phidias,
+Hogarth, and Salvini, all deal in fiction; and yet I do not suppose that
+either Hogarth or Salvini, to mention but these two, entered in any
+degree into the scope of Mr. Besant's interesting lecture or Mr. James's
+charming essay. The art of fiction, then, regarded as a definition, is
+both too ample and too scanty. Let me suggest another; let me suggest
+that what both Mr. James and Mr. Besant had in view was neither more nor
+less than the art of narrative.
+
+But Mr. Besant is anxious to speak solely of "the modern English novel,"
+the stay and bread-winner of Mr. Mudie; and in the author of the most
+pleasing novel on that roll, _All Sorts and Conditions of Men_, the
+desire is natural enough. I can conceive, then, that he would hasten to
+propose two additions, and read thus: the art of _fictitious_ narrative
+_in prose_.
+
+Now the fact of the existence of the modern English novel is not to be
+denied; materially, with its three volumes, leaded type, and gilded
+lettering, it is easily distinguishable from other forms of literature;
+but to talk at all fruitfully of any branch of art, it is needful to
+build our definitions on some more fundamental ground then binding. Why,
+then, are we to add "in prose"? _The Odyssey_ appears to me the best of
+romances; _The Lady of the Lake_ to stand high in the second order; and
+Chaucer's tales and prologues to contain more of the matter and art of
+the modern English novel than the whole treasury of Mr. Mudie. Whether a
+narrative be written in blank verse or the Spenserian stanza, in the long
+period of Gibbon or the chipped phrase of Charles Reade, the principles
+of the art of narrative must be equally observed. The choice of a noble
+and swelling style in prose affects the problem of narration in the same
+way, if not to the same degree, as the choice of measured verse; for both
+imply a closer synthesis of events, a higher key of dialogue, and a more
+picked and stately strain of words. If you are to refuse _Don Juan_, it
+is hard to see why you should include _Zanoni_ or (to bracket works of
+very different value) _The Scarlet Letter_; and by what discrimination
+are you to open your doors to _The Pilgrim's Progress_ and close them on
+_The Faery Queen_? To bring things closer home, I will here propound to
+Mr. Besant a conundrum. A narrative called _Paradise Lost_ was written
+in English verse by one John Milton; what was it then? It was next
+translated by Chateaubriand into French prose; and what was it then?
+Lastly, the French translation was, by some inspired compatriot of George
+Gilfillan (and of mine) turned bodily into an English novel; and, in the
+name of clearness, what was it then?
+
+But, once more, why should we add "fictitious"? The reason why is
+obvious. The reason why not, if something more recondite, does not want
+for weight. The art of narrative, in fact, is the same, whether it is
+applied to the selection and illustration of a real series of events or
+of an imaginary series. Boswell's _Life of Johnson_ (a work of cunning
+and inimitable art) owes its success to the same technical manoeuvres as
+(let us say) _Tom Jones_: the clear conception of certain characters of
+man, the choice and presentation of certain incidents out of a great
+number that offered, and the invention (yes, invention) and preservation
+of a certain key in dialogue. In which these things are done with the
+more art--in which with the greater air of nature--readers will
+differently judge. Boswell's is, indeed, a very special case, and almost
+a generic; but it is not only in Boswell, it is in every biography with
+any salt of life, it is in every history where events and men, rather
+than ideas, are presented--in Tacitus, in Carlyle, in Michelet, in
+Macaulay--that the novelist will find many of his own methods most
+conspicuously and adroitly handled. He will find besides that he, who is
+free--who has the right to invent or steal a missing incident, who has
+the right, more precious still, of wholesale omission--is frequently
+defeated, and, with all his advantages, leaves a less strong impression
+of reality and passion. Mr. James utters his mind with a becoming
+fervour on the sanctity of truth to the novelist; on a more careful
+examination truth will seem a word of very debateable propriety, not only
+for the labours of the novelist, but for those of the historian. No
+art--to use the daring phrase of Mr. James--can successfully "compete
+with life"; and the art that seeks to do so is condemned to perish
+_montibus aviis_. Life goes before us, infinite in complication;
+attended by the most various and surprising meteors; appealing at once to
+the eye, to the ear, to the mind--the seat of wonder, to the touch--so
+thrillingly delicate, and to the belly--so imperious when starved. It
+combines and employs in its manifestation the method and material, not of
+one art only, but of all the arts, Music is but an arbitrary trifling
+with a few of life's majestic chords; painting is but a shadow of its
+pageantry of light and colour; literature does but drily indicate that
+wealth of incident, of moral obligation, of virtue, vice, action, rapture
+and agony, with which it teems. To "compete with life," whose sun we
+cannot look upon, whose passions and diseases waste and slay us--to
+compete with the flavour of wine, the beauty of the dawn, the scorching
+of fire, the bitterness of death and separation--here is, indeed, a
+projected escalade of heaven; here are, indeed, labours for a Hercules in
+a dress coat, armed with a pen and a dictionary to depict the passions,
+armed with a tube of superior flake-white to paint the portrait of the
+insufferable sun. No art is true in this sense: none can "compete with
+life": not even history, built indeed of indisputable facts, but these
+facts robbed of their vivacity and sting; so that even when we read of
+the sack of a city or the fall of an empire, we are surprised, and justly
+commend the author's talent, if our pulse be quickened. And mark, for a
+last differentia, that this quickening of the pulse is, in almost every
+case, purely agreeable; that these phantom reproductions of experience,
+even at their most acute, convey decided pleasure; while experience
+itself, in the cockpit of life, can torture and slay.
+
+What, then, is the object, what the method, of an art, and what the
+source of its power? The whole secret is that no art does "compete with
+life." Man's one method, whether he reasons or creates, is to half-shut
+his eyes against the dazzle and confusion of reality. The arts, like
+arithmetic and geometry, turn away their eyes from the gross, coloured
+and mobile nature at our feet, and regard instead a certain figmentary
+abstraction. Geometry will tell us of a circle, a thing never seen in
+nature; asked about a green circle or an iron circle, it lays its hand
+upon its mouth. So with the arts. Painting, ruefully comparing sunshine
+and flake-white, gives up truth of colour, as it had already given up
+relief and movement; and instead of vying with nature, arranges a scheme
+of harmonious tints. Literature, above all in its most typical mood, the
+mood of narrative, similarly flees the direct challenge and pursues
+instead an independent and creative aim. So far as it imitates at all,
+it imitates not life but speech: not the facts of human destiny, but the
+emphasis and the suppressions with which the human actor tells of them.
+The real art that dealt with life directly was that of the first men who
+told their stories round the savage camp-fire. Our art is occupied, and
+bound to be occupied, not so much in making stories true as in making
+them typical; not so much in capturing the lineaments of each fact, as in
+marshalling all of them towards a common end. For the welter of
+impressions, all forcible but all discreet, which life presents, it
+substitutes a certain artificial series of impressions, all indeed most
+feebly represented, but all aiming at the same effect, all eloquent of
+the same idea, all chiming together like consonant notes in music or like
+the graduated tints in a good picture. From all its chapters, from all
+its pages, from all its sentences, the well-written novel echoes and
+re-echoes its one creative and controlling thought; to this must every
+incident and character contribute; the style must have been pitched in
+unison with this; and if there is anywhere a word that looks another way,
+the book would be stronger, clearer, and (I had almost said) fuller
+without it. Life is monstrous, infinite, illogical, abrupt and poignant;
+a work of art, in comparison, is neat, finite, self-contained, rational,
+flowing and emasculate. Life imposes by brute energy, like inarticulate
+thunder; art catches the ear, among the far louder noises of experience,
+like an air artificially made by a discreet musician. A proposition of
+geometry does not compete with life; and a proposition of geometry is a
+fair and luminous parallel for a work of art. Both are reasonable, both
+untrue to the crude fact; both inhere in nature, neither represents it.
+The novel, which is a work of art, exists, not by its resemblances to
+life, which are forced and material, as a shoe must still consist of
+leather, but by its immeasurable difference from life, which is designed
+and significant, and is both the method and the meaning of the work.
+
+The life of man is not the subject of novels, but the inexhaustible
+magazine from which subjects are to be selected; the name of these is
+legion; and with each new subject--for here again I must differ by the
+whole width of heaven from Mr. James--the true artist will vary his
+method and change the point of attack. That which was in one case an
+excellence, will become a defect in another; what was the making of one
+book, will in the next be impertinent or dull. First each novel, and
+then each class of novels, exists by and for itself. I will take, for
+instance, three main classes, which are fairly distinct: first, the novel
+of adventure, which appeals to certain almost sensual and quite illogical
+tendencies in man; second, the novel of character, which appeals to our
+intellectual appreciation of man's foibles and mingled and inconstant
+motives; and third, the dramatic novel, which deals with the same stuff
+as the serious theatre, and appeals to our emotional nature and moral
+judgment.
+
+And first for the novel of adventure. Mr. James refers, with singular
+generosity of praise, to a little book about a quest for hidden treasure;
+but he lets fall, by the way, some rather startling words. In this book
+he misses what he calls the "immense luxury" of being able to quarrel
+with his author. The luxury, to most of us, is to lay by our judgment,
+to be submerged by the tale as by a billow, and only to awake, and begin
+to distinguish and find fault, when the piece is over and the volume laid
+aside. Still more remarkable is Mr. James's reason. He cannot criticise
+the author, as he goes, "because," says he, comparing it with another
+work, "_I have been a child_, _but I have never been on a quest for
+buried treasure_." Here is, indeed, a wilful paradox; for if he has
+never been on a quest for buried treasure, it can be demonstrated that he
+has never been a child. There never was a child (unless Master James)
+but has hunted gold, and been a pirate, and a military commander, and a
+bandit of the mountains; but has fought, and suffered shipwreck and
+prison, and imbrued its little hands in gore, and gallantly retrieved the
+lost battle, and triumphantly protected innocence and beauty. Elsewhere
+in his essay Mr. James has protested with excellent reason against too
+narrow a conception of experience; for the born artist, he contends, the
+"faintest hints of life" are converted into revelations; and it will be
+found true, I believe, in a majority of cases, that the artist writes
+with more gusto and effect of those things which he has only wished to
+do, than of those which he has done. Desire is a wonderful telescope,
+and Pisgah the best observatory. Now, while it is true that neither Mr.
+James nor the author of the work in question has ever, in the fleshly
+sense, gone questing after gold, it is probable that both have ardently
+desired and fondly imagined the details of such a life in youthful
+day-dreams; and the author, counting upon that, and well aware (cunning
+and low-minded man!) that this class of interest, having been frequently
+treated, finds a readily accessible and beaten road to the sympathies of
+the reader, addressed himself throughout to the building up and
+circumstantiation of this boyish dream. Character to the boy is a sealed
+book; for him, a pirate is a beard, a pair of wide trousers and a liberal
+complement of pistols. The author, for the sake of circumstantiation and
+because he was himself more or less grown up, admitted character, within
+certain limits, into his design; but only within certain limits. Had the
+same puppets figured in a scheme of another sort, they had been drawn to
+very different purpose; for in this elementary novel of adventure, the
+characters need to be presented with but one class of qualities--the
+warlike and formidable. So as they appear insidious in deceit and fatal
+in the combat, they have served their end. Danger is the matter with
+which this class of novel deals; fear, the passion with which it idly
+trifles; and the characters are portrayed only so far as they realise the
+sense of danger and provoke the sympathy of fear. To add more traits, to
+be too clever, to start the hare of moral or intellectual interest while
+we are running the fox of material interest, is not to enrich but to
+stultify your tale. The stupid reader will only be offended, and the
+clever reader lose the scent.
+
+The novel of character has this difference from all others: that it
+requires no coherency of plot, and for this reason, as in the case of
+_Gil Blas_, it is sometimes called the novel of adventure. It turns on
+the humours of the persons represented; these are, to be sure, embodied
+in incidents, but the incidents themselves, being tributary, need not
+march in a progression; and the characters may be statically shown. As
+they enter, so they may go out; they must be consistent, but they need
+not grow. Here Mr. James will recognise the note of much of his own
+work: he treats, for the most part, the statics of character, studying it
+at rest or only gently moved; and, with his usual delicate and just
+artistic instinct, he avoids those stronger passions which would deform
+the attitudes he loves to study, and change his sitters from the
+humorists of ordinary life to the brute forces and bare types of more
+emotional moments. In his recent _Author of Beltraffio_, so just in
+conception, so nimble and neat in workmanship, strong passion is indeed
+employed; but observe that it is not displayed. Even in the heroine the
+working of the passion is suppressed; and the great struggle, the true
+tragedy, the _scene-a-faire_ passes unseen behind the panels of a locked
+door. The delectable invention of the young visitor is introduced,
+consciously or not, to this end: that Mr. James, true to his method,
+might avoid the scene of passion. I trust no reader will suppose me
+guilty of undervaluing this little masterpiece. I mean merely that it
+belongs to one marked class of novel, and that it would have been very
+differently conceived and treated had it belonged to that other marked
+class, of which I now proceed to speak.
+
+I take pleasure in calling the dramatic novel by that name, because it
+enables me to point out by the way a strange and peculiarly English
+misconception. It is sometimes supposed that the drama consists of
+incident. It consists of passion, which gives the actor his opportunity;
+and that passion must progressively increase, or the actor, as the piece
+proceeded, would be unable to carry the audience from a lower to a higher
+pitch of interest and emotion. A good serious play must therefore be
+founded on one of the passionate _cruces_ of life, where duty and
+inclination come nobly to the grapple; and the same is true of what I
+call, for that reason, the dramatic novel. I will instance a few worthy
+specimens, all of our own day and language; Meredith's _Rhoda Fleming_,
+that wonderful and painful book, long out of print, {178} and hunted for
+at bookstalls like an Aldine; Hardy's _Pair of Blue Eyes_; and two of
+Charles Reade's, _Griffith Gaunt_ and the _Double Marriage_, originally
+called _White Lies_, and founded (by an accident quaintly favourable to
+my nomenclature) on a play by Maquet, the partner of the great Dumas. In
+this kind of novel the closed door of _The Author of Beltraffio_ must be
+broken open; passion must appear upon the scene and utter its last word;
+passion is the be-all and the end-all, the plot and the solution, the
+protagonist and the _deus ex machina_ in one. The characters may come
+anyhow upon the stage: we do not care; the point is, that, before they
+leave it, they shall become transfigured and raised out of themselves by
+passion. It may be part of the design to draw them with detail; to
+depict a full-length character, and then behold it melt and change in the
+furnace of emotion. But there is no obligation of the sort; nice
+portraiture is not required; and we are content to accept mere abstract
+types, so they be strongly and sincerely moved. A novel of this class
+may be even great, and yet contain no individual figure; it may be great,
+because it displays the workings of the perturbed heart and the
+impersonal utterance of passion; and with an artist of the second class
+it is, indeed, even more likely to be great, when the issue has thus been
+narrowed and the whole force of the writer's mind directed to passion
+alone. Cleverness again, which has its fair field in the novel of
+character, is debarred all entry upon this more solemn theatre. A
+far-fetched motive, an ingenious evasion of the issue, a witty instead of
+a passionate turn, offend us like an insincerity. All should be plain,
+all straightforward to the end. Hence it is that, in _Rhoda Fleming_,
+Mrs. Lovell raises such resentment in the reader; her motives are too
+flimsy, her ways are too equivocal, for the weight and strength of her
+surroundings. Hence the hot indignation of the reader when Balzac, after
+having begun the _Duchesse de Langeais_ in terms of strong if somewhat
+swollen passion, cuts the knot by the derangement of the hero's clock.
+Such personages and incidents belong to the novel of character; they are
+out of place in the high society of the passions; when the passions are
+introduced in art at their full height, we look to see them, not baffled
+and impotently striving, as in life, but towering above circumstance and
+acting substitutes for fate.
+
+And here I can imagine Mr. James, with his lucid sense, to intervene. To
+much of what I have said he would apparently demur; in much he would,
+somewhat impatiently, acquiesce. It may be true; but it is not what he
+desired to say or to hear said. He spoke of the finished picture and its
+worth when done; I, of the brushes, the palette, and the north light. He
+uttered his views in the tone and for the ear of good society; I, with
+the emphasis and technicalities of the obtrusive student. But the point,
+I may reply, is not merely to amuse the public, but to offer helpful
+advice to the young writer. And the young writer will not so much be
+helped by genial pictures of what an art may aspire to at its highest, as
+by a true idea of what it must be on the lowest terms. The best that we
+can say to him is this: Let him choose a motive, whether of character or
+passion; carefully construct his plot so that every incident is an
+illustration of the motive, and every property employed shall bear to it
+a near relation of congruity or contrast; avoid a sub-plot, unless, as
+sometimes in Shakespeare, the sub-plot be a reversion or complement of
+the main intrigue; suffer not his style to flag below the level of the
+argument; pitch the key of conversation, not with any thought of how men
+talk in parlours, but with a single eye to the degree of passion he may
+be called on to express; and allow neither himself in the narrative nor
+any character in the course of the dialogue, to utter one sentence that
+is not part and parcel of the business of the story or the discussion of
+the problem involved. Let him not regret if this shortens his book; it
+will be better so; for to add irrelevant matter is not to lengthen but to
+bury. Let him not mind if he miss a thousand qualities, so that he keeps
+unflaggingly in pursuit of the one he has chosen. Let him not care
+particularly if he miss the tone of conversation, the pungent material
+detail of the day's manners, the reproduction of the atmosphere and the
+environment. These elements are not essential: a novel may be excellent,
+and yet have none of them; a passion or a character is so much the better
+depicted as it rises clearer from material circumstance. In this age of
+the particular, let him remember the ages of the abstract, the great
+books of the past, the brave men that lived before Shakespeare and before
+Balzac. And as the root of the whole matter, let him bear in mind that
+his novel is not a transcript of life, to be judged by its exactitude;
+but a simplification of some side or point of life, to stand or fall by
+its significant simplicity. For although, in great men, working upon
+great motives, what we observe and admire is often their complexity, yet
+underneath appearances the truth remains unchanged: that simplification
+was their method, and that simplicity is their excellence.
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+Since the above was written another novelist has entered repeatedly the
+lists of theory: one well worthy of mention, Mr. W. D. Howells; and none
+ever couched a lance with narrower convictions. His own work and those
+of his pupils and masters singly occupy his mind; he is the bondslave,
+the zealot of his school; he dreams of an advance in art like what there
+is in science; he thinks of past things as radically dead; he thinks a
+form can be outlived: a strange immersion in his own history; a strange
+forgetfulness of the history of the race! Meanwhile, by a glance at his
+own works (could he see them with the eager eyes of his readers) much of
+this illusion would be dispelled. For while he holds all the poor little
+orthodoxies of the day--no poorer and no smaller than those of yesterday
+or to-morrow, poor and small, indeed, only so far as they are
+exclusive--the living quality of much that he has done is of a contrary,
+I had almost said of a heretical, complexion. A man, as I read him, of
+an originally strong romantic bent--a certain glow of romance still
+resides in many of his books, and lends them their distinction. As by
+accident he runs out and revels in the exceptional; and it is then, as
+often as not, that his reader rejoices--justly, as I contend. For in all
+this excessive eagerness to be centrally human, is there not one central
+human thing that Mr. Howells is too often tempted to neglect: I mean
+himself? A poet, a finished artist, a man in love with the appearances
+of life, a cunning reader of the mind, he has other passions and
+aspirations than those he loves to draw. And why should he suppress
+himself and do such reverence to the Lemuel Barkers? The obvious is not
+of necessity the normal; fashion rules and deforms; the majority fall
+tamely into the contemporary shape, and thus attain, in the eyes of the
+true observer, only a higher power of insignificance; and the danger is
+lest, in seeking to draw the normal, a man should draw the null, and
+write the novel of society instead of the romance of man.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Printed by BALLANTYNE, HANSON & CO.
+ Edinburgh & London
+
+
+
+
+Footnotes:
+
+
+{1} 1881.
+
+{15} Written for the "Book" of the Edinburgh University Union Fancy Fair.
+
+{17} Professor Tait's laboratory assistant.
+
+{84} In Dr. Murray's admirable new dictionary, I have remarked a flaw
+_sub voce_ Beacon. In its express, technical sense, a beacon may be
+defined as "a founded, artificial sea-mark, not lighted."
+
+{100} The late Fleeming Jenkin.
+
+{105} This sequel was called forth by an excellent article in _The
+Spectator_.
+
+{128} Waiter, Watty, Woggy, Woggs, Wogg, and lastly Bogue; under which
+last name he fell in battle some twelve months ago. Glory was his aim
+and he attained it; for his icon, by the hand of Caldecott, now lies
+among the treasures of the nation.
+
+{153} Since traced by many obliging correspondents to the gallery of
+Charles Kingsley.
+
+{155} Since the above was written I have tried to launch the boat with
+my own hands in _Kidnapped_. Some day, perhaps, I may try a rattle at
+the shutters.
+
+{157} 1882.
+
+{168a} This paper, which does not otherwise fit the present volume, is
+reprinted here as the proper continuation of the last.
+
+{168b} 1884
+
+{178} Now no longer so, thank Heaven!
+
+
+
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+
+MEMORIES AND PORTRAITS
+
+
+
+
+NOTE
+
+
+THIS volume of papers, unconnected as they are, it will be better
+to read through from the beginning, rather than dip into at random.
+A certain thread of meaning binds them. Memories of childhood and
+youth, portraits of those who have gone before us in the battle -
+taken together, they build up a face that "I have loved long since
+and lost awhile," the face of what was once myself. This has come
+by accident; I had no design at first to be autobiographical; I was
+but led away by the charm of beloved memories and by regret for the
+irrevocable dead; and when my own young face (which is a face of
+the dead also) began to appear in the well as by a kind of magic, I
+was the first to be surprised at the occurrence.
+
+My grandfather the pious child, my father the idle eager
+sentimental youth, I have thus unconsciously exposed. Of their
+descendant, the person of to-day, I wish to keep the secret: not
+because I love him better, but because, with him, I am still in a
+business partnership, and cannot divide interests.
+
+Of the papers which make up the volume, some have appeared already
+in THE CORNHILL, LONGMAN'S, SCRIBNER, THE ENGLISH ILLUSTRATED, THE
+MAGAZINE OF ART, THE CONTEMPORARY REVIEW; three are here in print
+for the first time; and two others have enjoyed only what may he
+regarded as a private circulation.
+
+R. L S.
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+I. THE FOREIGNER AT HOME
+II. SOME COLLEGE MEMORIES
+III. OLD MORALITY
+IV. A COLLEGE MAGAZINE
+V. AN OLD SCOTCH GARDENER
+VI. PASTORAL
+VII. THE MANSE
+VIII. MEMORIES OF AN ISLET
+IX. THOMAS STEVENSON
+X. TALK AND TALKERS: FIRST PAPER
+XI. TALK AND TALKERS: SECOND PAPER
+XII. THE CHARACTER OF DOGS
+XIII. "A PENNY PLAIN AND TWOPENCE COLOURED"
+XIV. A GOSSIP ON A NOVEL OF DUMAS'S
+XV. A GOSSIP ON ROMANCE
+XVI. A HUMBLE REMONSTRANCE
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I. THE FOREIGNER AT HOME
+
+
+"This is no my ain house;
+I ken by the biggin' o't."
+
+Two recent books (1) one by Mr. Grant White on England, one on
+France by the diabolically clever Mr. Hillebrand, may well have set
+people thinking on the divisions of races and nations. Such
+thoughts should arise with particular congruity and force to
+inhabitants of that United Kingdom, peopled from so many different
+stocks, babbling so many different dialects, and offering in its
+extent such singular contrasts, from the busiest over-population to
+the unkindliest desert, from the Black Country to the Moor of
+Rannoch. It is not only when we cross the seas that we go abroad;
+there are foreign parts of England; and the race that has conquered
+so wide an empire has not yet managed to assimilate the islands
+whence she sprang. Ireland, Wales, and the Scottish mountains
+still cling, in part, to their old Gaelic speech. It was but the
+other day that English triumphed in Cornwall, and they still show
+in Mousehole, on St. Michael's Bay, the house of the last Cornish-
+speaking woman. English itself, which will now frank the traveller
+through the most of North America, through the greater South Sea
+Islands, in India, along much of the coast of Africa, and in the
+ports of China and Japan, is still to be heard, in its home
+country, in half a hundred varying stages of transition. You may
+go all over the States, and - setting aside the actual intrusion
+and influence of foreigners, negro, French, or Chinese - you shall
+scarce meet with so marked a difference of accent as in the forty
+miles between Edinburgh and Glasgow, or of dialect as in the
+hundred miles between Edinburgh and Aberdeen. Book English has
+gone round the world, but at home we still preserve the racy idioms
+of our fathers, and every county, in some parts every dale, has its
+own quality of speech, vocal or verbal. In like manner, local
+custom and prejudice, even local religion and local law, linger on
+into the latter end of the nineteenth century - IMPERIA IN IMPERIO,
+foreign things at home.
+
+In spite of these promptings to reflection, ignorance of his
+neighbours is the character of the typical John Bull. His is a
+domineering nature, steady in fight, imperious to command, but
+neither curious nor quick about the life of others. In French
+colonies, and still more in the Dutch, I have read that there is an
+immediate and lively contact between the dominant and the dominated
+race, that a certain sympathy is begotten, or at the least a
+transfusion of prejudices, making life easier for both. But the
+Englishman sits apart, bursting with pride and ignorance. He
+figures among his vassal in the hour of peace with the same
+disdainful air that led him on to victory. A passing enthusiasm
+for some foreign art or fashion may deceive the world, it cannot
+impose upon his intimates. He may be amused by a foreigner as by a
+monkey, but he will never condescend to study him with any
+patience. Miss Bird, an authoress with whom I profess myself in
+love, declares all the viands of Japan to be uneatable - a
+staggering pretension. So, when the Prince of Wales's marriage was
+celebrated at Mentone by a dinner to the Mentonese, it was proposed
+to give them solid English fare - roast beef and plum pudding, and
+no tomfoolery. Here we have either pole of the Britannic folly.
+We will not eat the food of any foreigner; nor, when we have the
+chance, will we eager him to eat of it himself. The same spirit
+inspired Miss Bird's American missionaries, who had come thousands
+of miles to change the faith of Japan, and openly professed their
+ignorance of the religions they were trying to supplant.
+
+I quote an American in this connection without scruple. Uncle Sam
+is better than John Bull, but he is tarred with the English stick.
+For Mr. Grant White the States are the New England States and
+nothing more. He wonders at the amount of drinking in London; let
+him try San Francisco. He wittily reproves English ignorance as to
+the status of women in America; but has he not himself forgotten
+Wyoming? The name Yankee, of which he is so tenacious, is used
+over the most of the great Union as a term of reproach. The Yankee
+States, of which he is so staunch a subject, are but a drop in the
+bucket. And we find in his book a vast virgin ignorance of the
+life and prospects of America; every view partial, parochial, not
+raised to the horizon; the moral feeling proper, at the largest, to
+a clique of states; and the whole scope and atmosphere not
+American, but merely Yankee. I will go far beyond him in
+reprobating the assumption and the incivility of my countryfolk to
+their cousins from beyond the sea; I grill in my blood over the
+silly rudeness of our newspaper articles; and I do not know where
+to look when I find myself in company with an American and see my
+countrymen unbending to him as to a performing dog. But in the
+case of Mr. Grant White example were better than precept. Wyoming
+is, after all, more readily accessible to Mr. White than Boston to
+the English, and the New England self-sufficiency no better
+justified than the Britannic.
+
+It is so, perhaps, in all countries; perhaps in all, men are most
+ignorant of the foreigners at home. John Bull is ignorant of the
+States; he is probably ignorant of India; but considering his
+opportunities, he is far more ignorant of countries nearer his own
+door. There is one country, for instance - its frontier not so far
+from London, its people closely akin, its language the same in all
+essentials with the English - of which I will go bail he knows
+nothing. His ignorance of the sister kingdom cannot be described;
+it can only be illustrated by anecdote. I once travelled with a
+man of plausible manners and good intelligence - a University man,
+as the phrase goes - a man, besides, who had taken his degree in
+life and knew a thing or two about the age we live in. We were
+deep in talk, whirling between Peterborough and London; among other
+things, he began to describe some piece of legal injustice he had
+recently encountered, and I observed in my innocence that things
+were not so in Scotland. "I beg your pardon," said he, "this is a
+matter of law." He had never heard of the Scots law; nor did he
+choose to be informed. The law was the same for the whole country,
+he told me roundly; every child knew that. At last, to settle
+matters, I explained to him that I was a member of a Scottish legal
+body, and had stood the brunt of an examination in the very law in
+question. Thereupon he looked me for a moment full in the face and
+dropped the conversation. This is a monstrous instance, if you
+like, but it does not stand alone in the experience of Scots.
+
+England and Scotland differ, indeed, in law, in history, in
+religion, in education, and in the very look of nature and men's
+faces, not always widely, but always trenchantly. Many particulars
+that struck Mr. Grant White, a Yankee, struck me, a Scot, no less
+forcibly; he and I felt ourselves foreigners on many common
+provocations. A Scotchman may tramp the better part of Europe and
+the United States, and never again receive so vivid an impression
+of foreign travel and strange lands and manners as on his first
+excursion into England. The change from a hilly to a level country
+strikes him with delighted wonder. Along the flat horizon there
+arise the frequent venerable towers of churches. He sees at the
+end of airy vistas the revolution of the windmill sails. He may go
+where he pleases in the future; he may see Alps, and Pyramids, and
+lions; but it will be hard to beat the pleasure of that moment.
+There are, indeed, few merrier spectacles than that of many
+windmills bickering together in a fresh breeze over a woody
+country; their halting alacrity of movement, their pleasant
+business, making bread all day with uncouth gesticulations, their
+air, gigantically human, as of a creature half alive, put a spirit
+of romance into the tamest landscape. When the Scotch child sees
+them first he falls immediately in love; and from that time forward
+windmills keep turning in his dreams. And so, in their degree,
+with every feature of the life and landscape. The warm, habitable
+age of towns and hamlets, the green, settled, ancient look of the
+country; the lush hedgerows, stiles, and privy path-ways in the
+fields; the sluggish, brimming rivers; chalk and smock-frocks;
+chimes of bells and the rapid, pertly-sounding English speech -
+they are all new to the curiosity; they are all set to English airs
+in the child's story that he tells himself at night. The sharp
+edge of novelty wears off; the feeling is scotched, but I doubt
+whether it is ever killed. Rather it keeps returning, ever the
+more rarely and strangely, and even in scenes to which you have
+been long accustomed suddenly awakes and gives a relish to
+enjoyment or heightens the sense of isolation.
+
+One thing especially continues unfamiliar to the Scotchman's eye -
+the domestic architecture, the look of streets and buildings; the
+quaint, venerable age of many, and the thin walls and warm
+colouring of all. We have, in Scotland, far fewer ancient
+buildings, above all in country places; and those that we have are
+all of hewn or harled masonry. Wood has been sparingly used in
+their construction; the window-frames are sunken in the wall, not
+flat to the front, as in England; the roofs are steeper-pitched;
+even a hill farm will have a massy, square, cold and permanent
+appearance. English houses, in comparison, have the look of
+cardboard toys, such as a puff might shatter. And to this the
+Scotchman never becomes used. His eye can never rest consciously
+on one of these brick houses - rickles of brick, as he might call
+them - or on one of these flat-chested streets, but he is instantly
+reminded where he is, and instantly travels back in fancy to his
+home. "This is no my ain house; I ken by the biggin' o't." And
+yet perhaps it is his own, bought with his own money, the key of it
+long polished in his pocket; but it has not yet, and never will be,
+thoroughly adopted by his imagination; nor does he cease to
+remember that, in the whole length and breadth of his native
+country, there was no building even distantly resembling it.
+
+But it is not alone in scenery and architecture that we count
+England foreign. The constitution of society, the very pillars of
+the empire, surprise and even pain us. The dull, neglected
+peasant, sunk in matter, insolent, gross and servile, makes a
+startling contrast with our own long-legged, long-headed,
+thoughtful, Bible-quoting ploughman. A week or two in such a place
+as Suffolk leaves the Scotchman gasping. It seems incredible that
+within the boundaries of his own island a class should have been
+thus forgotten. Even the educated and intelligent, who hold our
+own opinions and speak in our own words, yet seem to hold them with
+a difference or, from another reason, and to speak on all things
+with less interest and conviction. The first shock of English
+society is like a cold plunge. It is possible that the Scot comes
+looking for too much, and to be sure his first experiment will be
+in the wrong direction. Yet surely his complaint is grounded;
+surely the speech of Englishmen is too often lacking in generous
+ardour, the better part of the man too often withheld from the
+social commerce, and the contact of mind with mind evaded as with
+terror. A Scotch peasant will talk more liberally out of his own
+experience. He will not put you by with conversational counters
+and small jests; he will give you the best of himself, like one
+interested in life and man's chief end. A Scotchman is vain,
+interested in himself and others, eager for sympathy, setting forth
+his thoughts and experience in the best light. The egoism of the
+Englishman is self-contained. He does not seek to proselytise. He
+takes no interest in Scotland or the Scotch, and, what is the
+unkindest cut of all, he does not care to justify his indifference.
+Give him the wages of going on and being an Englishman, that is all
+he asks; and in the meantime, while you continue to associate, he
+would rather not be reminded of your baser origin. Compared with
+the grand, tree-like self-sufficiency of his demeanour, the vanity
+and curiosity of the Scot seem uneasy, vulgar, and immodest. That
+you should continually try to establish human and serious
+relations, that you should actually feel an interest in John Bull,
+and desire and invite a return of interest from him, may argue
+something more awake and lively in your mind, but it still puts you
+in the attitude of a suitor and a poor relation. Thus even the
+lowest class of the educated English towers over a Scotchman by the
+head and shoulders.
+
+Different indeed is the atmosphere in which Scotch and English
+youth begin to look about them, come to themselves in life, and
+gather up those first apprehensions which are the material of
+future thought and, to a great extent, the rule of future conduct.
+I have been to school in both countries, and I found, in the boys
+of the North, something at once rougher and more tender, at once
+more reserve and more expansion, a greater habitual distance
+chequered by glimpses of a nearer intimacy, and on the whole wider
+extremes of temperament and sensibility. The boy of the South
+seems more wholesome, but less thoughtful; he gives himself to
+games as to a business, striving to excel, but is not readily
+transported by imagination; the type remains with me as cleaner in
+mind and body, more active, fonder of eating, endowed with a lesser
+and a less romantic sense of life and of the future, and more
+immersed in present circumstances. And certainly, for one thing,
+English boys are younger for their age. Sabbath observance makes a
+series of grim, and perhaps serviceable, pauses in the tenor of
+Scotch boyhood - days of great stillness and solitude for the
+rebellious mind, when in the dearth of books and play, and in the
+intervals of studying the Shorter Catechism, the intellect and
+senses prey upon and test each other. The typical English Sunday,
+with the huge midday dinner and the plethoric afternoon, leads
+perhaps to different results. About the very cradle of the Scot
+there goes a hum of metaphysical divinity; and the whole of two
+divergent systems is summed up, not merely speciously, in the two
+first questions of the rival catechisms, the English tritely
+inquiring, "What is your name?" the Scottish striking at the very
+roots of life with, "What is the chief end of man?" and answering
+nobly, if obscurely, "To glorify God and to enjoy Him for ever." I
+do not wish to make an idol of the Shorter Catechism; but the fact
+of such a question being asked opens to us Scotch a great field of
+speculation; and the fact that it is asked of all of us, from the
+peer to the ploughboy, binds us more nearly together. No
+Englishman of Byron's age, character, and history would have had
+patience for long theological discussions on the way to fight for
+Greece; but the daft Gordon blood and the Aberdonian school-days
+kept their influence to the end. We have spoken of the material
+conditions; nor need much more be said of these: of the land lying
+everywhere more exposed, of the wind always louder and bleaker, of
+the black, roaring winters, of the gloom of high-lying, old stone
+cities, imminent on the windy seaboard; compared with the level
+streets, the warm colouring of the brick, the domestic quaintness
+of the architecture, among which English children begin to grow up
+and come to themselves in life. As the stage of the University
+approaches, the contrast becomes more express. The English lad
+goes to Oxford or Cambridge; there, in an ideal world of gardens,
+to lead a semi-scenic life, costumed, disciplined and drilled by
+proctors. Nor is this to be regarded merely as a stage of
+education; it is a piece of privilege besides, and a step that
+separates him further from the bulk of his compatriots. At an
+earlier age the Scottish lad begins his greatly different
+experience of crowded class-rooms, of a gaunt quadrangle, of a bell
+hourly booming over the traffic of the city to recall him from the
+public-house where he has been lunching, or the streets where he
+has been wandering fancy-free. His college life has little of
+restraint, and nothing of necessary gentility. He will find no
+quiet clique of the exclusive, studious and cultured; no rotten
+borough of the arts. All classes rub shoulders on the greasy
+benches. The raffish young gentleman in gloves must measure his
+scholarship with the plain, clownish laddie from the parish school.
+They separate, at the session's end, one to smoke cigars about a
+watering-place, the other to resume the labours of the field beside
+his peasant family. The first muster of a college class in
+Scotland is a scene of curious and painful interest; so many lads,
+fresh from the heather, hang round the stove in cloddish
+embarrassment, ruffled by the presence of their smarter comrades,
+and afraid of the sound of their own rustic voices. It was in
+these early days, I think, that Professor Blackie won the affection
+of his pupils, putting these uncouth, umbrageous students at their
+ease with ready human geniality. Thus, at least, we have a healthy
+democratic atmosphere to breathe in while at work; even when there
+is no cordiality there is always a juxtaposition of the different
+classes, and in the competition of study the intellectual power of
+each is plainly demonstrated to the other. Our tasks ended, we of
+the North go forth as freemen into the humming, lamplit city. At
+five o'clock you may see the last of us hiving from the college
+gates, in the glare of the shop windows, under the green glimmer of
+the winter sunset. The frost tingles in our blood; no proctor lies
+in wait to intercept us; till the bell sounds again, we are the
+masters of the world; and some portion of our lives is always
+Saturday, LA TREVE DE DIEU.
+
+Nor must we omit the sense of the nature of his country and his
+country's history gradually growing in the child's mind from story
+and from observation. A Scottish child hears much of shipwreck,
+outlying iron skerries, pitiless breakers, and great sea-lights;
+much of heathery mountains, wild clans, and hunted Covenanters.
+Breaths come to him in song of the distant Cheviots and the ring of
+foraying hoofs. He glories in his hard-fisted forefathers, of the
+iron girdle and the handful of oat-meal, who rode so swiftly and
+lived so sparely on their raids. Poverty, ill-luck, enterprise,
+and constant resolution are the fibres of the legend of his
+country's history. The heroes and kings of Scotland have been
+tragically fated; the most marking incidents in Scottish history -
+Flodden, Darien, or the Forty-five were still either failures or
+defeats; and the fall of Wallace and the repeated reverses of the
+Bruce combine with the very smallness of the country to teach
+rather a moral than a material criterion for life. Britain is
+altogether small, the mere taproot of her extended empire:
+Scotland, again, which alone the Scottish boy adopts in his
+imagination, is but a little part of that, and avowedly cold,
+sterile and unpopulous. It is not so for nothing. I once seemed
+to have perceived in an American boy a greater readiness of
+sympathy for lands that are great, and rich, and growing, like his
+own. It proved to be quite otherwise: a mere dumb piece of boyish
+romance, that I had lacked penetration to divine. But the error
+serves the purpose of my argument; for I am sure, at least, that
+the heart of young Scotland will be always touched more nearly by
+paucity of number and Spartan poverty of life.
+
+So we may argue, and yet the difference is not explained. That
+Shorter Catechism which I took as being so typical of Scotland, was
+yet composed in the city of Westminster. The division of races is
+more sharply marked within the borders of Scotland itself than
+between the countries. Galloway and Buchan, Lothian and Lochaber,
+are like foreign parts; yet you may choose a man from any of them,
+and, ten to one, he shall prove to have the headmark of a Scot. A
+century and a half ago the Highlander wore a different costume,
+spoke a different language, worshipped in another church, held
+different morals, and obeyed a different social constitution from
+his fellow-countrymen either of the south or north. Even the
+English, it is recorded, did not loathe the Highlander and the
+Highland costume as they were loathed by the remainder of the
+Scotch. Yet the Highlander felt himself a Scot. He would
+willingly raid into the Scotch lowlands; but his courage failed him
+at the border, and he regarded England as a perilous, unhomely
+land. When the Black Watch, after years of foreign service,
+returned to Scotland, veterans leaped out and kissed the earth at
+Port Patrick. They had been in Ireland, stationed among men of
+their own race and language, where they were well liked and treated
+with affection; but it was the soil of Galloway that they kissed at
+the extreme end of the hostile lowlands, among a people who did not
+understand their speech, and who had hated, harried, and hanged
+them since the dawn of history. Last, and perhaps most curious,
+the sons of chieftains were often educated on the continent of
+Europe. They went abroad speaking Gaelic; they returned speaking,
+not English, but the broad dialect of Scotland. Now, what idea had
+they in their minds when they thus, in thought, identified
+themselves with their ancestral enemies? What was the sense in
+which they were Scotch and not English, or Scotch and not Irish?
+Can a bare name be thus influential on the minds and affections of
+men, and a political aggregation blind them to the nature of facts?
+The story of the Austrian Empire would seem to answer, NO; the far
+more galling business of Ireland clenches the negative from nearer
+home. Is it common education, common morals, a common language or
+a common faith, that join men into nations? There were practically
+none of these in the case we are considering.
+
+The fact remains: in spite of the difference of blood and language,
+the Lowlander feels himself the sentimental countryman of the
+Highlander. When they meet abroad, they fall upon each other's
+necks in spirit; even at home there is a kind of clannish intimacy
+in their talk. But from his compatriot in the south the Lowlander
+stands consciously apart. He has had a different training; he
+obeys different laws; he makes his will in other terms, is
+otherwise divorced and married; his eyes are not at home in an
+English landscape or with English houses; his ear continues to
+remark the English speech; and even though his tongue acquire the
+Southern knack, he will still have a strong Scotch accent of the
+mind.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II. SOME COLLEGE MEMORIES (2)
+
+
+I AM asked to write something (it is not specifically stated what)
+to the profit and glory of my ALMA MATER; and the fact is I seem to
+be in very nearly the same case with those who addressed me, for
+while I am willing enough to write something, I know not what to
+write. Only one point I see, that if I am to write at all, it
+should be of the University itself and my own days under its
+shadow; of the things that are still the same and of those that are
+already changed: such talk, in short, as would pass naturally
+between a student of to-day and one of yesterday, supposing them to
+meet and grow confidential.
+
+The generations pass away swiftly enough on the high seas of life;
+more swiftly still in the little bubbling back-water of the
+quadrangle; so that we see there, on a scale startlingly
+diminished, the flight of time and the succession of men. I looked
+for my name the other day in last year's case-book of the
+Speculative. Naturally enough I looked for it near the end; it was
+not there, nor yet in the next column, so that I began to think it
+had been dropped at press; and when at last I found it, mounted on
+the shoulders of so many successors, and looking in that posture
+like the name of a man of ninety, I was conscious of some of the
+dignity of years. This kind of dignity of temporal precession is
+likely, with prolonged life, to become more familiar, possibly less
+welcome; but I felt it strongly then, it is strongly on me now, and
+I am the more emboldened to speak with my successors in the tone of
+a parent and a praiser of things past.
+
+For, indeed, that which they attend is but a fallen University; it
+has doubtless some remains of good, for human institutions decline
+by gradual stages; but decline, in spite of all seeming
+embellishments, it does; and what is perhaps more singular, began
+to do so when I ceased to be a student. Thus, by an odd chance, I
+had the very last of the very best of ALMA MATER; the same thing, I
+hear (which makes it the more strange), had previously happened to
+my father; and if they are good and do not die, something not at
+all unsimilar will be found in time to have befallen my successors
+of to-day. Of the specific points of change, of advantage in the
+past, of shortcoming in the present, I must own that, on a near
+examination, they look wondrous cloudy. The chief and far the most
+lamentable change is the absence of a certain lean, ugly, idle,
+unpopular student, whose presence was for me the gist and heart of
+the whole matter; whose changing humours, fine occasional purposes
+of good, flinching acceptance of evil, shiverings on wet, east-
+windy, morning journeys up to class, infinite yawnings during
+lecture and unquenchable gusto in the delights of truantry, made up
+the sunshine and shadow of my college life. You cannot fancy what
+you missed in missing him; his virtues, I make sure, are
+inconceivable to his successors, just as they were apparently
+concealed from his contemporaries, for I was practically alone in
+the pleasure I had in his society. Poor soul, I remember how much
+he was cast down at times, and how life (which had not yet begun)
+seemed to be already at an end, and hope quite dead, and misfortune
+and dishonour, like physical presences, dogging him as he went.
+And it may be worth while to add that these clouds rolled away in
+their season, and that all clouds roll away at last, and the
+troubles of youth in particular are things but of a moment. So
+this student, whom I have in my eye, took his full share of these
+concerns, and that very largely by his own fault; but he still
+clung to his fortune, and in the midst of much misconduct, kept on
+in his own way learning how to work; and at last, to his wonder,
+escaped out of the stage of studentship not openly shamed; leaving
+behind him the University of Edinburgh shorn of a good deal of its
+interest for myself.
+
+But while he is (in more senses than one) the first person, he is
+by no means the only one whom I regret, or whom the students of to-
+day, if they knew what they had lost, would regret also. They have
+still Tait, to be sure - long may they have him! - and they have
+still Tait's class-room, cupola and all; but think of what a
+different place it was when this youth of mine (at least on roll
+days) would be present on the benches, and, at the near end of the
+platform, Lindsay senior (3) was airing his robust old age. It is
+possible my successors may have never even heard of Old Lindsay;
+but when he went, a link snapped with the last century. He had
+something of a rustic air, sturdy and fresh and plain; he spoke
+with a ripe east-country accent, which I used to admire; his
+reminiscences were all of journeys on foot or highways busy with
+post-chaises - a Scotland before steam; he had seen the coal fire
+on the Isle of May, and he regaled me with tales of my own
+grandfather. Thus he was for me a mirror of things perished; it
+was only in his memory that I could see the huge shock of flames of
+the May beacon stream to leeward, and the watchers, as they fed the
+fire, lay hold unscorched of the windward bars of the furnace; it
+was only thus that I could see my grandfather driving swiftly in a
+gig along the seaboard road from Pittenweem to Crail, and for all
+his business hurry, drawing up to speak good-humouredly with those
+he met. And now, in his turn, Lindsay is gone also; inhabits only
+the memories of other men, till these shall follow him; and figures
+in my reminiscences as my grandfather figured in his.
+
+To-day, again, they have Professor Butcher, and I hear he has a
+prodigious deal of Greek; and they have Professor Chrystal, who is
+a man filled with the mathematics. And doubtless these are set-
+offs. But they cannot change the fact that Professor Blackie has
+retired, and that Professor Kelland is dead. No man's education is
+complete or truly liberal who knew not Kelland. There were
+unutterable lessons in the mere sight of that frail old clerical
+gentleman, lively as a boy, kind like a fairy godfather, and
+keeping perfect order in his class by the spell of that very
+kindness. I have heard him drift into reminiscences in class time,
+though not for long, and give us glimpses of old-world life in out-
+of-the-way English parishes when he was young; thus playing the
+same part as Lindsay - the part of the surviving memory, signalling
+out of the dark backward and abysm of time the images of perished
+things. But it was a part that scarce became him; he somehow
+lacked the means: for all his silver hair and worn face, he was not
+truly old; and he had too much of the unrest and petulant fire of
+youth, and too much invincible innocence of mind, to play the
+veteran well. The time to measure him best, to taste (in the old
+phrase) his gracious nature, was when he received his class at
+home. What a pretty simplicity would he then show, trying to amuse
+us like children with toys; and what an engaging nervousness of
+manner, as fearing that his efforts might not succeed! Truly he
+made us all feel like children, and like children embarrassed, but
+at the same time filled with sympathy for the conscientious,
+troubled elder-boy who was working so hard to entertain us. A
+theorist has held the view that there is no feature in man so tell-
+tale as his spectacles; that the mouth may be compressed and the
+brow smoothed artificially, but the sheen of the barnacles is
+diagnostic. And truly it must have been thus with Kelland; for as
+I still fancy I behold him frisking actively about the platform,
+pointer in hand, that which I seem to see most clearly is the way
+his glasses glittered with affection. I never knew but one other
+man who had (if you will permit the phrase) so kind a spectacle;
+and that was Dr. Appleton. But the light in his case was tempered
+and passive; in Kelland's it danced, and changed, and flashed
+vivaciously among the students, like a perpetual challenge to
+goodwill.
+
+I cannot say so much about Professor Blackie, for a good reason.
+Kelland's class I attended, once even gained there a certificate of
+merit, the only distinction of my University career. But although
+I am the holder of a certificate of attendance in the professor's
+own hand, I cannot remember to have been present in the Greek class
+above a dozen times. Professor Blackie was even kind enough to
+remark (more than once) while in the very act of writing the
+document above referred to, that he did not know my face. Indeed,
+I denied myself many opportunities; acting upon an extensive and
+highly rational system of truantry, which cost me a great deal of
+trouble to put in exercise - perhaps as much as would have taught
+me Greek - and sent me forth into the world and the profession of
+letters with the merest shadow of an education. But they say it is
+always a good thing to have taken pains, and that success is its
+own reward, whatever be its nature; so that, perhaps, even upon
+this I should plume myself, that no one ever played the truant with
+more deliberate care, and none ever had more certificates for less
+education. One consequence, however, of my system is that I have
+much less to say of Professor Blackie than I had of Professor
+Kelland; and as he is still alive, and will long, I hope, continue
+to be so, it will not surprise you very much that I have no
+intention of saying it.
+
+Meanwhile, how many others have gone - Jenkin, Hodgson, and I know
+not who besides; and of that tide of students that used to throng
+the arch and blacken the quadrangle, how many are scattered into
+the remotest parts of the earth, and how many more have lain down
+beside their fathers in their "resting-graves"! And again, how
+many of these last have not found their way there, all too early,
+through the stress of education! That was one thing, at least,
+from which my truantry protected me. I am sorry indeed that I have
+no Greek, but I should be sorrier still if I were dead; nor do I
+know the name of that branch of knowledge which is worth acquiring
+at the price of a brain fever. There are many sordid tragedies in
+the life of the student, above all if he be poor, or drunken, or
+both; but nothing more moves a wise man's pity than the case of the
+lad who is in too much hurry to be learned. And so, for the sake
+of a moral at the end, I will call up one more figure, and have
+done. A student, ambitious of success by that hot, intemperate
+manner of study that now grows so common, read night and day for an
+examination. As he went on, the task became more easy to him,
+sleep was more easily banished, his brain grew hot and clear and
+more capacious, the necessary knowledge daily fuller and more
+orderly. It came to the eve of the trial and he watched all night
+in his high chamber, reviewing what he knew, and already secure of
+success. His window looked eastward, and being (as I said) high
+up, and the house itself standing on a hill, commanded a view over
+dwindling suburbs to a country horizon. At last my student drew up
+his blind, and still in quite a jocund humour, looked abroad. Day
+was breaking, the cast was tinging with strange fires, the clouds
+breaking up for the coming of the sun; and at the sight, nameless
+terror seized upon his mind. He was sane, his senses were
+undisturbed; he saw clearly, and knew what he was seeing, and knew
+that it was normal; but he could neither bear to see it nor find
+the strength to look away, and fled in panic from his chamber into
+the enclosure of the street. In the cool air and silence, and
+among the sleeping houses, his strength was renewed. Nothing
+troubled him but the memory of what had passed, and an abject fear
+of its return.
+
+"Gallo canente, spes redit,
+Aegris salus refunditur,
+Lapsis fides revertitur,"
+
+as they sang of old in Portugal in the Morning Office. But to him
+that good hour of cockcrow, and the changes of the dawn, had
+brought panic, and lasting doubt, and such terror as he still shook
+to think of. He dared not return to his lodging; he could not eat;
+he sat down, he rose up, he wandered; the city woke about him with
+its cheerful bustle, the sun climbed overhead; and still he grew
+but the more absorbed in the distress of his recollection and the
+fear of his past fear. At the appointed hour, he came to the door
+of the place of examination; but when he was asked, he had
+forgotten his name. Seeing him so disordered, they had not the
+heart to send him away, but gave him a paper and admitted him,
+still nameless, to the Hall. Vain kindness, vain efforts. He
+could only sit in a still growing horror, writing nothing, ignorant
+of all, his mind filled with a single memory of the breaking day
+and his own intolerable fear. And that same night he was tossing
+in a brain fever.
+
+People are afraid of war and wounds and dentists, all with
+excellent reason; but these are not to be compared with such
+chaotic terrors of the mind as fell on this young man, and made him
+cover his eyes from the innocent morning. We all have by our
+bedsides the box of the Merchant Abudah, thank God, securely enough
+shut; but when a young man sacrifices sleep to labour, let him have
+a care, for he is playing with the lock.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III. OLD MORTALITY
+
+
+I
+
+
+THERE is a certain graveyard, looked upon on the one side by a
+prison, on the other by the windows of a quiet hotel; below, under
+a steep cliff, it beholds the traffic of many lines of rail, and
+the scream of the engine and the shock of meeting buffers mount to
+it all day long. The aisles are lined with the inclosed sepulchres
+of families, door beyond door, like houses in a street; and in the
+morning the shadow of the prison turrets, and of many tall
+memorials, fall upon the graves. There, in the hot fits of youth,
+I came to be unhappy. Pleasant incidents are woven with my memory
+of the place. I here made friends with a plain old gentleman, a
+visitor on sunny mornings, gravely cheerful, who, with one eye upon
+the place that awaited him, chirped about his youth like winter
+sparrows; a beautiful housemaid of the hotel once, for some days
+together, dumbly flirted with me from a window and kept my wild
+heart flying; and once - she possibly remembers - the wise Eugenia
+followed me to that austere inclosure. Her hair came down, and in
+the shelter of the tomb my trembling fingers helped her to repair
+the braid. But for the most part I went there solitary and, with
+irrevocable emotion, pored on the names of the forgotten. Name
+after name, and to each the conventional attributions and the idle
+dates: a regiment of the unknown that had been the joy of mothers,
+and had thrilled with the illusions of youth, and at last, in the
+dim sick-room, wrestled with the pangs of old mortality. In that
+whole crew of the silenced there was but one of whom my fancy had
+received a picture; and he, with his comely, florid countenance,
+bewigged and habited in scarlet, and in his day combining fame and
+popularity, stood forth, like a taunt, among that company of
+phantom appellations. It was then possible to leave behind us
+something more explicit than these severe, monotonous and lying
+epitaphs; and the thing left, the memory of a painted picture and
+what we call the immortality of a name, was hardly more desirable
+than mere oblivion. Even David Hume, as he lay composed beneath
+that "circular idea," was fainter than a dream; and when the
+housemaid, broom in hand, smiled and beckoned from the open window,
+the fame of that bewigged philosopher melted like a raindrop in the
+sea.
+
+And yet in soberness I cared as little for the housemaid as for
+David Hume. The interests of youth are rarely frank; his passions,
+like Noah's dove, come home to roost. The fire, sensibility, and
+volume of his own nature, that is all that he has learned to
+recognise. The tumultuary and gray tide of life, the empire of
+routine, the unrejoicing faces of his elders, fill him with
+contemptuous surprise; there also he seems to walk among the tombs
+of spirits; and it is only in the course of years, and after much
+rubbing with his fellow-men, that he begins by glimpses to see
+himself from without and his fellows from within: to know his own
+for one among the thousand undenoted countenances of the city
+street, and to divine in others the throb of human agony and hope.
+In the meantime he will avoid the hospital doors, the pale faces,
+the cripple, the sweet whiff of chloroform - for there, on the most
+thoughtless, the pains of others are burned home; but he will
+continue to walk, in a divine self-pity, the aisles of the
+forgotten graveyard. The length of man's life, which is endless to
+the brave and busy, is scorned by his ambitious thought. He cannot
+bear to have come for so little, and to go again so wholly. He
+cannot bear, above all, in that brief scene, to be still idle, and
+by way of cure, neglects the little that he has to do. The parable
+of the talent is the brief epitome of youth. To believe in
+immortality is one thing, but it is first needful to believe in
+life. Denunciatory preachers seem not to suspect that they may be
+taken gravely and in evil part; that young men may come to think of
+time as of a moment, and with the pride of Satan wave back the
+inadequate gift. Yet here is a true peril; this it is that sets
+them to pace the graveyard alleys and to read, with strange
+extremes of pity and derision, the memorials of the dead.
+
+Books were the proper remedy: books of vivid human import, forcing
+upon their minds the issues, pleasures, busyness, importance and
+immediacy of that life in which they stand; books of smiling or
+heroic temper, to excite or to console; books of a large design,
+shadowing the complexity of that game of consequences to which we
+all sit down, the hanger-back not least. But the average sermon
+flees the point, disporting itself in that eternity of which we
+know, and need to know, so little; avoiding the bright, crowded,
+and momentous fields of life where destiny awaits us. Upon the
+average book a writer may be silent; he may set it down to his ill-
+hap that when his own youth was in the acrid fermentation, he
+should have fallen and fed upon the cheerless fields of Obermann.
+Yet to Mr. Arnold, who led him to these pastures, he still bears a
+grudge. The day is perhaps not far oft when people will begin to
+count MOLL FLANDERS, ay, or THE COUNTRY WIFE, more wholesome and
+more pious diet than these guide-books to consistent egoism.
+
+But the most inhuman of boys soon wearies of the inhumanity of
+Obermann. And even while I still continued to be a haunter of the
+graveyard, I began insensibly to turn my attention to the grave-
+diggers, and was weaned out of myself to observe the conduct of
+visitors. This was dayspring, indeed, to a lad in such great
+darkness. Not that I began to see men, or to try to see them, from
+within, nor to learn charity and modesty and justice from the
+sight; but still stared at them externally from the prison windows
+of my affectation. Once I remember to have observed two working-
+women with a baby halting by a grave; there was something
+monumental in the grouping, one upright carrying the child, the
+other with bowed face crouching by her side. A wreath of
+immortelles under a glass dome had thus attracted them; and,
+drawing near, I overheard their judgment on that wonder. "Eh! what
+extravagance!"
+
+To a youth afflicted with the callosity of sentiment, this quaint
+and pregnant saying appeared merely base.
+
+My acquaintance with grave-diggers, considering its length, was
+unremarkable. One, indeed, whom I found plying his spade in the
+red evening, high above Allan Water and in the shadow of Dunblane
+Cathedral, told me of his acquaintance with the birds that still
+attended on his labours; how some would even perch about him,
+waiting for their prey; and in a true Sexton's Calendar, how the
+species varied with the season of the year. But this was the very
+poetry of the profession. The others whom I knew were somewhat
+dry. A faint flavour of the gardener hung about them, but
+sophisticated and dis-bloomed. They had engagements to keep, not
+alone with the deliberate series of the seasons, but with man-
+kind's clocks and hour-long measurement of time. And thus there
+was no leisure for the relishing pinch, or the hour-long gossip,
+foot on spade. They were men wrapped up in their grim business;
+they liked well to open long-closed family vaults, blowing in the
+key and throwing wide the grating; and they carried in their minds
+a calendar of names and dates. It would be "in fifty-twa" that
+such a tomb was last opened for "Miss Jemimy." It was thus they
+spoke of their past patients -familiarly but not without respect,
+like old family servants. Here is indeed a servant, whom we forget
+that we possess; who does not wait at the bright table, or run at
+the bell's summons, but patiently smokes his pipe beside the
+mortuary fire, and in his faithful memory notches the burials of
+our race. To suspect Shakespeare in his maturity of a superficial
+touch savours of paradox; yet he was surely in error when he
+attributed insensibility to the digger of the grave. But perhaps
+it is on Hamlet that the charge should lie; or perhaps the English
+sexton differs from the Scotch. The "goodman delver," reckoning up
+his years of office, might have at least suggested other thoughts.
+It is a pride common among sextons. A cabinet-maker does not count
+his cabinets, nor even an author his volumes, save when they stare
+upon him from the shelves; but the grave-digger numbers his graves.
+He would indeed be something different from human if his solitary
+open-air and tragic labours left not a broad mark upon his mind.
+There, in his tranquil aisle, apart from city clamour, among the
+cats and robins and the ancient effigies and legends of the tomb,
+he waits the continual passage of his contemporaries, falling like
+minute drops into eternity. As they fall, he counts them; and this
+enumeration, which was at first perhaps appalling to his soul, in
+the process of years and by the kindly influence of habit grows to
+be his pride and pleasure. There are many common stories telling
+how he piques himself on crowded cemeteries. But I will rather
+tell of the old grave-digger of Monkton, to whose unsuffering
+bedside the minister was summoned. He dwelt in a cottage built
+into the wall of the church-yard; and through a bull's-eye pane
+above his bed he could see, as he lay dying, the rank grasses and
+the upright and recumbent stones. Dr. Laurie was, I think, a
+Moderate: 'tis certain, at least, that he took a very Roman view of
+deathbed dispositions; for he told the old man that he had lived
+beyond man's natural years, that his life had been easy and
+reputable, that his family had all grown up and been a credit to
+his care, and that it now behoved him unregretfully to gird his
+loins and follow the majority. The grave-digger heard him out;
+then he raised himself upon one elbow, and with the other hand
+pointed through the window to the scene of his life-long labours.
+"Doctor," he said, "I ha'e laid three hunner and fower-score in
+that kirkyaird; an it had been His wull," indicating Heaven, "I
+would ha'e likit weel to ha'e made out the fower hunner." But it
+was not to be; this tragedian of the fifth act had now another part
+to play; and the time had come when others were to gird and carry
+him.
+
+
+II
+
+
+I would fain strike a note that should be more heroical; but the
+ground of all youth's suffering, solitude, hysteria, and haunting
+of the grave, is nothing else than naked, ignorant selfishness. It
+is himself that he sees dead; those are his virtues that are
+forgotten; his is the vague epitaph. Pity him but the more, if
+pity be your cue; for where a man is all pride, vanity, and
+personal aspiration, he goes through fire unshielded. In every
+part and corner of our life, to lose oneself is to be gainer; to
+forget oneself is to be happy; and this poor, laughable and tragic
+fool has not yet learned the rudiments; himself, giant Prometheus,
+is still ironed on the peaks of Caucasus. But by-and-by his truant
+interests will leave that tortured body, slip abroad and gather
+flowers. Then shall death appear before him in an altered guise;
+no longer as a doom peculiar to himself, whether fate's crowning
+injustice or his own last vengeance upon those who fail to value
+him; but now as a power that wounds him far more tenderly, not
+without solemn compensations, taking and giving, bereaving and yet
+storing up.
+
+The first step for all is to learn to the dregs our own ignoble
+fallibility. When we have fallen through storey after storey of
+our vanity and aspiration, and sit rueful among the ruins, then it
+is that we begin to measure the stature of our friends: how they
+stand between us and our own contempt, believing in our best; how,
+linking us with others, and still spreading wide the influential
+circle, they weave us in and in with the fabric of contemporary
+life; and to what petty size they dwarf the virtues and the vices
+that appeared gigantic in our youth. So that at the last, when
+such a pin falls out - when there vanishes in the least breath of
+time one of those rich magazines of life on which we drew for our
+supply - when he who had first dawned upon us as a face among the
+faces of the city, and, still growing, came to bulk on our regard
+with those clear features of the loved and living man, falls in a
+breath to memory and shadow, there falls along with him a whole
+wing of the palace of our life.
+
+
+III
+
+
+One such face I now remember; one such blank some half-a-dozen of
+us labour to dissemble. In his youth he was most beautiful in
+person, most serene and genial by disposition; full of racy words
+and quaint thoughts. Laughter attended on his coming. He had the
+air of a great gentleman, jovial and royal with his equals, and to
+the poorest student gentle and attentive. Power seemed to reside
+in him exhaustless; we saw him stoop to play with us, but held him
+marked for higher destinies; we loved his notice; and I have rarely
+had my pride more gratified than when he sat at my father's table,
+my acknowledged friend. So he walked among us, both hands full of
+gifts, carrying with nonchalance the seeds of a most influential
+life.
+
+The powers and the ground of friendship is a mystery; but, looking
+back, I can discern that, in part, we loved the thing he was, for
+some shadow of what he was to be. For with all his beauty, power,
+breeding, urbanity and mirth, there was in those days something
+soulless in our friend. He would astonish us by sallies, witty,
+innocent and inhumane; and by a misapplied Johnsonian pleasantry,
+demolish honest sentiment. I can still see and hear him, as he
+went his way along the lamplit streets, LA CI DAREM LA MANO on his
+lips, a noble figure of a youth, but following vanity and
+incredulous of good; and sure enough, somewhere on the high seas of
+life, with his health, his hopes, his patrimony and his self-
+respect, miserably went down.
+
+From this disaster, like a spent swimmer, he came desperately
+ashore, bankrupt of money and consideration; creeping to the family
+he had deserted; with broken wing, never more to rise. But in his
+face there was a light of knowledge that was new to it. Of the
+wounds of his body he was never healed; died of them gradually,
+with clear-eyed resignation; of his wounded pride, we knew only
+from his silence. He returned to that city where he had lorded it
+in his ambitious youth; lived there alone, seeing few; striving to
+retrieve the irretrievable; at times still grappling with that
+mortal frailty that had brought him down; still joying in his
+friend's successes; his laugh still ready but with kindlier music;
+and over all his thoughts the shadow of that unalterable law which
+he had disavowed and which had brought him low. Lastly, when his
+bodily evils had quite disabled him, he lay a great while dying,
+still without complaint, still finding interests; to his last step
+gentle, urbane and with the will to smile.
+
+The tale of this great failure is, to those who remained true to
+him, the tale of a success. In his youth he took thought for no
+one but himself; when he came ashore again, his whole armada lost,
+he seemed to think of none but others. Such was his tenderness for
+others, such his instinct of fine courtesy and pride, that of that
+impure passion of remorse he never breathed a syllable; even regret
+was rare with him, and pointed with a jest. You would not have
+dreamed, if you had known him then, that this was that great
+failure, that beacon to young men, over whose fall a whole society
+had hissed and pointed fingers. Often have we gone to him, red-hot
+with our own hopeful sorrows, railing on the rose-leaves in our
+princely bed of life, and he would patiently give ear and wisely
+counsel; and it was only upon some return of our own thoughts that
+we were reminded what manner of man this was to whom we
+disembosomed: a man, by his own fault, ruined; shut out of the
+garden of his gifts; his whole city of hope both ploughed and
+salted; silently awaiting the deliverer. Then something took us by
+the throat; and to see him there, so gentle, patient, brave and
+pious, oppressed but not cast down, sorrow was so swallowed up in
+admiration that we could not dare to pity him. Even if the old
+fault flashed out again, it but awoke our wonder that, in that lost
+battle, he should have still the energy to fight. He had gone to
+ruin with a kind of kingly ABANDON, like one who condescended; but
+once ruined, with the lights all out, he fought as for a kingdom.
+Most men, finding themselves the authors of their own disgrace,
+rail the louder against God or destiny. Most men, when they
+repent, oblige their friends to share the bitterness of that
+repentance. But he had held an inquest and passed sentence: MENE,
+MENE; and condemned himself to smiling silence. He had given
+trouble enough; had earned misfortune amply, and foregone the right
+to murmur.
+
+Thus was our old comrade, like Samson, careless in his days of
+strength; but on the coming of adversity, and when that strength
+was gone that had betrayed him - "for our strength is weakness" -
+he began to blossom and bring forth. Well, now, he is out of the
+fight: the burden that he bore thrown down before the great
+deliverer. We
+
+"In the vast cathedral leave him;
+God accept him,
+Christ receive him!"
+
+
+IV
+
+
+If we go now and look on these innumerable epitaphs, the pathos and
+the irony are strangely fled. They do not stand merely to the
+dead, these foolish monuments; they are pillars and legends set up
+to glorify the difficult but not desperate life of man. This
+ground is hallowed by the heroes of defeat.
+
+I see the indifferent pass before my friend's last resting-place;
+pause, with a shrug of pity, marvelling that so rich an argosy had
+sunk. A pity, now that he is done with suffering, a pity most
+uncalled for, and an ignorant wonder. Before those who loved him,
+his memory shines like a reproach; they honour him for silent
+lessons; they cherish his example; and in what remains before them
+of their toil, fear to be unworthy of the dead. For this proud man
+was one of those who prospered in the valley of humiliation; - of
+whom Bunyan wrote that, "Though Christian had the hard hap to meet
+in the valley with Apollyon, yet I must tell you, that in former
+times men have met with angels here; have found pearls here; and
+have in this place found the words of life."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV. A COLLEGE MAGAZINE
+
+
+I
+
+
+ALL through my boyhood and youth, I was known and pointed out for
+the pattern of an idler; and yet I was always busy on my own
+private end, which was to learn to write. I kept always two books
+in my pocket, one to read, one to write in. As I walked, my mind
+was busy fitting what I saw with appropriate words; when I sat by
+the roadside, I would either read, or a pencil and a penny version-
+book would be in my hand, to note down the features of the scene or
+commemorate some halting stanzas. Thus I lived with words. And
+what I thus wrote was for no ulterior use, it was written
+consciously for practice. It was not so much that I wished to be
+an author (though I wished that too) as that I had vowed that I
+would learn to write. That was a proficiency that tempted me; and
+I practised to acquire it, as men learn to whittle, in a wager with
+myself. Description was the principal field of my exercise; for to
+any one with senses there is always something worth describing, and
+town and country are but one continuous subject. But I worked in
+other ways also; often accompanied my walks with dramatic
+dialogues, in which I played many parts; and often exercised myself
+in writing down conversations from memory.
+
+This was all excellent, no doubt; so were the diaries I sometimes
+tried to keep, but always and very speedily discarded, finding them
+a school of posturing and melancholy self-deception. And yet this
+was not the most efficient part of my training. Good though it
+was, it only taught me (so far as I have learned them at all) the
+lower and less intellectual elements of the art, the choice of the
+essential note and the right word: things that to a happier
+constitution had perhaps come by nature. And regarded as training,
+it had one grave defect; for it set me no standard of achievement.
+So that there was perhaps more profit, as there was certainly more
+effort, in my secret labours at home. Whenever I read a book or a
+passage that particularly pleased me, in which a thing was said or
+an effect rendered with propriety, in which there was either some
+conspicuous force or some happy distinction in the style, I must
+sit down at once and set myself to ape that quality. I was
+unsuccessful, and I knew it; and tried again, and was again
+unsuccessful and always unsuccessful; but at least in these vain
+bouts, I got some practice in rhythm, in harmony, in construction
+and the co-ordination of parts. I have thus played the sedulous
+ape to Hazlitt, to Lamb, to Wordsworth, to Sir Thomas Browne, to
+Defoe, to Hawthorne, to Montaigne, to Baudelaire and to Obermann.
+I remember one of these monkey tricks, which was called THE VANITY
+OF MORALS: it was to have had a second part, THE VANITY OF
+KNOWLEDGE; and as I had neither morality nor scholarship, the names
+were apt; but the second part was never attempted, and the first
+part was written (which is my reason for recalling it, ghost-like,
+from its ashes) no less than three times: first in the manner of
+Hazlitt, second in the manner of Ruskin, who had cast on me a
+passing spell, and third, in a laborious pasticcio of Sir Thomas
+Browne. So with my other works: CAIN, an epic, was (save the
+mark!) an imitation of SORDELLO: ROBIN HOOD, a tale in verse, took
+an eclectic middle course among the fields of Keats, Chaucer and
+Morris: in MONMOUTH, a tragedy, I reclined on the bosom of Mr.
+Swinburne; in my innumerable gouty-footed lyrics, I followed many
+masters; in the first draft of THE KING'S PARDON, a tragedy, I was
+on the trail of no lesser man than John Webster; in the second
+draft of the same piece, with staggering versatility, I had shifted
+my allegiance to Congreve, and of course conceived my fable in a
+less serious vein - for it was not Congreve's verse, it was his
+exquisite prose, that I admired and sought to copy. Even at the
+age of thirteen I had tried to do justice to the inhabitants of the
+famous city of Peebles in the style of the BOOK OF SNOBS. So I
+might go on for ever, through all my abortive novels, and down to
+my later plays, of which I think more tenderly, for they were not
+only conceived at first under the bracing influence of old Dumas,
+but have met with resurrection: one, strangely bettered by another
+hand, came on the stage itself and was played by bodily actors; the
+other, originally known as SEMIRAMIS: A TRAGEDY, I have observed on
+bookstalls under the ALIAS of Prince Otto. But enough has been
+said to show by what arts of impersonation, and in what purely
+ventriloquial efforts I first saw my words on paper.
+
+That, like it or not, is the way to learn to write whether I have
+profited or not, that is the way. It was so Keats learned, and
+there was never a finer temperament for literature than Keats's; it
+was so, if we could trace it out, that all men have learned; and
+that is why a revival of letters is always accompanied or heralded
+by a cast back to earlier and fresher models. Perhaps I hear some
+one cry out: But this is not the way to be original! It is not;
+nor is there any way but to be born so. Nor yet, if you are born
+original, is there anything in this training that shall clip the
+wings of your originality. There can be none more original than
+Montaigne, neither could any be more unlike Cicero; yet no
+craftsman can fail to see how much the one must have tried in his
+time to imitate the other. Burns is the very type of a prime force
+in letters: he was of all men the most imitative. Shakespeare
+himself, the imperial, proceeds directly from a school. It is only
+from a school that we can expect to have good writers; it is almost
+invariably from a school that great writers, these lawless
+exceptions, issue. Nor is there anything here that should astonish
+the considerate. Before he can tell what cadences he truly
+prefers, the student should have tried all that are possible;
+before he can choose and preserve a fitting key of words, he should
+long have practised the literary scales; and it is only after years
+of such gymnastic that he can sit down at last, legions of words
+swarming to his call, dozens of turns of phrase simultaneously
+bidding for his choice, and he himself knowing what he wants to do
+and (within the narrow limit of a man's ability) able to do it.
+
+And it is the great point of these imitations that there still
+shines beyond the student's reach his inimitable model. Let him
+try as he please, he is still sure of failure; and it is a very old
+and a very true saying that failure is the only highroad to
+success. I must have had some disposition to learn; for I clear-
+sightedly condemned my own performances. I liked doing them
+indeed; but when they were done, I could see they were rubbish. In
+consequence, I very rarely showed them even to my friends; and such
+friends as I chose to be my confidants I must have chosen well, for
+they had the friendliness to be quite plain with me, "Padding,"
+said one. Another wrote: "I cannot understand why you do lyrics so
+badly." No more could I! Thrice I put myself in the way of a more
+authoritative rebuff, by sending a paper to a magazine. These were
+returned; and I was not surprised nor even pained. If they had not
+been looked at, as (like all amateurs) I suspected was the case,
+there was no good in repeating the experiment; if they had been
+looked at - well, then I had not yet learned to write, and I must
+keep on learning and living. Lastly, I had a piece of good fortune
+which is the occasion of this paper, and by which I was able to see
+my literature in print, and to measure experimentally how far I
+stood from the favour of the public.
+
+
+II
+
+
+The Speculative Society is a body of some antiquity, and has
+counted among its members Scott, Brougham, Jeffrey, Horner,
+Benjamin Constant, Robert Emmet, and many a legal and local
+celebrity besides. By an accident, variously explained, it has its
+rooms in the very buildings of the University of Edinburgh: a hall,
+Turkey-carpeted, hung with pictures, looking, when lighted up at
+night with fire and candle, like some goodly dining-room; a
+passage-like library, walled with books in their wire cages; and a
+corridor with a fireplace, benches, a table, many prints of famous
+members, and a mural tablet to the virtues of a former secretary.
+Here a member can warm himself and loaf and read; here, in defiance
+of Senatus-consults, he can smoke. The Senatus looks askance at
+these privileges; looks even with a somewhat vinegar aspect on the
+whole society; which argues a lack of proportion in the learned
+mind, for the world, we may be sure, will prize far higher this
+haunt of dead lions than all the living dogs of the professorate.
+
+I sat one December morning in the library of the Speculative; a
+very humble-minded youth, though it was a virtue I never had much
+credit for; yet proud of my privileges as a member of the Spec.;
+proud of the pipe I was smoking in the teeth of the Senatus; and in
+particular, proud of being in the next room to three very
+distinguished students, who were then conversing beside the
+corridor fire. One of these has now his name on the back of
+several volumes, and his voice, I learn, is influential in the law
+courts. Of the death of the second, you have just been reading
+what I had to say.
+
+And the third also has escaped out of that battle of in which he
+fought so hard, it may be so unwisely. They were all three, as I
+have said, notable students; but this was the most conspicuous.
+Wealthy, handsome, ambitious, adventurous, diplomatic, a reader of
+Balzac, and of all men that I have known, the most like to one of
+Balzac's characters, he led a life, and was attended by an ill
+fortune, that could be properly set forth only in the COMEDIE
+HUMAINE. He had then his eye on Parliament; and soon after the
+time of which I write, he made a showy speech at a political
+dinner, was cried up to heaven next day in the COURANT, and the day
+after was dashed lower than earth with a charge of plagiarism in
+the SCOTSMAN. Report would have it (I daresay, very wrongly) that
+he was betrayed by one in whom he particularly trusted, and that
+the author of the charge had learned its truth from his own lips.
+Thus, at least, he was up one day on a pinnacle, admired and envied
+by all; and the next, though still but a boy, he was publicly
+disgraced. The blow would have broken a less finely tempered
+spirit; and even him I suppose it rendered reckless; for he took
+flight to London, and there, in a fast club, disposed of the bulk
+of his considerable patrimony in the space of one winter. For
+years thereafter he lived I know not how; always well dressed,
+always in good hotels and good society, always with empty pockets.
+The charm of his manner may have stood him in good stead; but
+though my own manners are very agreeable, I have never found in
+them a source of livelihood; and to explain the miracle of his
+continued existence, I must fall back upon the theory of the
+philosopher, that in his case, as in all of the same kind, "there
+was a suffering relative in the background." From this genteel
+eclipse he reappeared upon the scene, and presently sought me out
+in the character of a generous editor. It is in this part that I
+best remember him; tall, slender, with a not ungraceful stoop;
+looking quite like a refined gentleman, and quite like an urbane
+adventurer; smiling with an engaging ambiguity; cocking at you one
+peaked eyebrow with a great appearance of finesse; speaking low and
+sweet and thick, with a touch of burr; telling strange tales with
+singular deliberation and, to a patient listener, excellent effect.
+After all these ups and downs, he seemed still, like the rich
+student that he was of yore, to breathe of money; seemed still
+perfectly sure of himself and certain of his end. Yet he was then
+upon the brink of his last overthrow. He had set himself to found
+the strangest thing in our society: one of those periodical sheets
+from which men suppose themselves to learn opinions; in which young
+gentlemen from the universities are encouraged, at so much a line,
+to garble facts, insult foreign nations and calumniate private
+individuals; and which are now the source of glory, so that if a
+man's name be often enough printed there, he becomes a kind of
+demigod; and people will pardon him when he talks back and forth,
+as they do for Mr. Gladstone; and crowd him to suffocation on
+railway platforms, as they did the other day to General Boulanger;
+and buy his literary works, as I hope you have just done for me.
+Our fathers, when they were upon some great enterprise, would
+sacrifice a life; building, it may be, a favourite slave into the
+foundations of their palace. It was with his own life that my
+companion disarmed the envy of the gods. He fought his paper
+single-handed; trusting no one, for he was something of a cynic; up
+early and down late, for he was nothing of a sluggard; daily ear-
+wigging influential men, for he was a master of ingratiation. In
+that slender and silken fellow there must have been a rare vein of
+courage, that he should thus have died at his employment; and
+doubtless ambition spoke loudly in his ear, and doubtless love
+also, for it seems there was a marriage in his view had he
+succeeded. But he died, and his paper died after him; and of all
+this grace, and tact, and courage, it must seem to our blind eyes
+as if there had come literally nothing.
+
+These three students sat, as I was saying, in the corridor, under
+the mural tablet that records the virtues of Macbean, the former
+secretary. We would often smile at that ineloquent memorial and
+thought it a poor thing to come into the world at all and have no
+more behind one than Macbean. And yet of these three, two are gone
+and have left less; and this book, perhaps, when it is old and
+foxy, and some one picks it up in a corner of a book-shop, and
+glances through it, smiling at the old, graceless turns of speech,
+and perhaps for the love of ALMA MATER (which may be still extant
+and flourishing) buys it, not without haggling, for some pence -
+this book may alone preserve a memory of James Walter Ferrier and
+Robert Glasgow Brown.
+
+Their thoughts ran very differently on that December morning; they
+were all on fire with ambition; and when they had called me in to
+them, and made me a sharer in their design, I too became drunken
+with pride and hope. We were to found a University magazine. A
+pair of little, active brothers - Livingstone by name, great
+skippers on the foot, great rubbers of the hands, who kept a book-
+shop over against the University building - had been debauched to
+play the part of publishers. We four were to be conjunct editors
+and, what was the main point of the concern, to print our own
+works; while, by every rule of arithmetic - that flatterer of
+credulity - the adventure must succeed and bring great profit.
+Well, well: it was a bright vision. I went home that morning
+walking upon air. To have been chosen by these three distinguished
+students was to me the most unspeakable advance; it was my first
+draught of consideration; it reconciled me to myself and to my
+fellow-men; and as I steered round the railings at the Tron, I
+could not withhold my lips from smiling publicly. Yet, in the
+bottom of my heart, I knew that magazine would be a grim fiasco; I
+knew it would not be worth reading; I knew, even if it were, that
+nobody would read it; and I kept wondering how I should be able,
+upon my compact income of twelve pounds per annum, payable monthly,
+to meet my share in the expense. It was a comfortable thought to
+me that I had a father.
+
+The magazine appeared, in a yellow cover, which was the best part
+of it, for at least it was unassuming; it ran four months in
+undisturbed obscurity, and died without a gasp. The first number
+was edited by all four of us with prodigious bustle; the second
+fell principally into the hands of Ferrier and me; the third I
+edited alone; and it has long been a solemn question who it was
+that edited the fourth. It would perhaps be still more difficult
+to say who read it. Poor yellow sheet, that looked so hopefully
+Livingtones' window! Poor, harmless paper, that might have gone to
+print a SHAKESPEARE on, and was instead so clumsily defaced with
+nonsense; And, shall I say, Poor Editors? I cannot pity myself, to
+whom it was all pure gain. It was no news to me, but only the
+wholesome confirmation of my judgment, when the magazine struggled
+into half-birth, and instantly sickened and subsided into night. I
+had sent a copy to the lady with whom my heart was at that time
+somewhat engaged, and who did all that in her lay to break it; and
+she, with some tact, passed over the gift and my cherished
+contributions in silence. I will not say that I was pleased at
+this; but I will tell her now, if by any chance she takes up the
+work of her former servant, that I thought the better of her taste.
+I cleared the decks after this lost engagement; had the necessary
+interview with my father, which passed off not amiss; paid over my
+share of the expense to the two little, active brothers, who rubbed
+their hands as much, but methought skipped rather less than
+formerly, having perhaps, these two also, embarked upon the
+enterprise with some graceful illusions; and then, reviewing the
+whole episode, I told myself that the time was not yet ripe, nor
+the man ready; and to work I went again with my penny version-
+books, having fallen back in one day from the printed author to the
+manuscript student.
+
+
+III
+
+
+From this defunct periodical I am going to reprint one of my own
+papers. The poor little piece is all tail-foremost. I have done
+my best to straighten its array, I have pruned it fearlessly, and
+it remains invertebrate and wordy. No self-respecting magazine
+would print the thing; and here you behold it in a bound volume,
+not for any worth of its own, but for the sake of the man whom it
+purports dimly to represent and some of whose sayings it preserves;
+so that in this volume of Memories and Portraits, Robert Young, the
+Swanston gardener, may stand alongside of John Todd, the Swanston
+shepherd. Not that John and Robert drew very close together in
+their lives; for John was rough, he smelt of the windy brae; and
+Robert was gentle, and smacked of the garden in the hollow.
+Perhaps it is to my shame that I liked John the better of the two;
+he had grit and dash, and that salt of the Old Adam that pleases
+men with any savage inheritance of blood; and he was a way-farer
+besides, and took my gipsy fancy. But however that may be, and
+however Robert's profile may be blurred in the boyish sketch that
+follows, he was a man of a most quaint and beautiful nature, whom,
+if it were possible to recast a piece of work so old, I should like
+well to draw again with a maturer touch. And as I think of him and
+of John, I wonder in what other country two such men would be found
+dwelling together, in a hamlet of some twenty cottages, in the
+woody fold of a green hill.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V. AN OLD SCOTCH GARDENER
+
+
+I THINK I might almost have said the last: somewhere, indeed, in
+the uttermost glens of the Lammermuir or among the southwestern
+hills there may yet linger a decrepid representative of this bygone
+good fellowship; but as far as actual experience goes, I have only
+met one man in my life who might fitly be quoted in the same breath
+with Andrew Fairservice, - though without his vices. He was a man
+whose very presence could impart a savour of quaint antiquity to
+the baldest and most modern flower-plots. There was a dignity
+about his tall stooping form, and an earnestness in his wrinkled
+face that recalled Don Quixote; but a Don Quixote who had come
+through the training of the Covenant, and been nourished in his
+youth on WALKER'S LIVES and THE HIND LET LOOSE.
+
+Now, as I could not bear to let such a man pass away with no sketch
+preserved of his old-fashioned virtues, I hope the reader will take
+this as an excuse for the present paper, and judge as kindly as he
+can the infirmities of my description. To me, who find it so
+difficult to tell the little that I know, he stands essentially as
+a GENIUS LOCI. It is impossible to separate his spare form and old
+straw hat from the garden in the lap of the hill, with its rocks
+overgrown with clematis, its shadowy walks, and the splendid
+breadth of champaign that one saw from the north-west corner. The
+garden and gardener seem part and parcel of each other. When I
+take him from his right surroundings and try to make him appear for
+me on paper, he looks unreal and phantasmal: the best that I can
+say may convey some notion to those that never saw him, but to me
+it will be ever impotent.
+
+The first time that I saw him, I fancy Robert was pretty old
+already: he had certainly begun to use his years as a stalking
+horse. Latterly he was beyond all the impudencies of logic,
+considering a reference to the parish register worth all the
+reasons in the world, "I AM OLD AND WELL STRICKEN IN YEARS," he was
+wont to say; and I never found any one bold enough to answer the
+argument. Apart from this vantage that he kept over all who were
+not yet octogenarian, he had some other drawbacks as a gardener.
+He shrank the very place he cultivated. The dignity and reduced
+gentility of his appearance made the small garden cut a sorry
+figure. He was full of tales of greater situations in his younger
+days. He spoke of castles and parks with a humbling familiarity.
+He told of places where under-gardeners had trembled at his looks,
+where there were meres and swanneries, labyrinths of walk and
+wildernesses of sad shrubbery in his control, till you could not
+help feeling that it was condescension on his part to dress your
+humbler garden plots. You were thrown at once into an invidious
+position. You felt that you were profiting by the needs of
+dignity, and that his poverty and not his will consented to your
+vulgar rule. Involuntarily you compared yourself with the
+swineherd that made Alfred watch his cakes, or some bloated citizen
+who may have given his sons and his condescension to the fallen
+Dionysius. Nor were the disagreeables purely fanciful and
+metaphysical, for the sway that he exercised over your feelings he
+extended to your garden, and, through the garden, to your diet. He
+would trim a hedge, throw away a favourite plant, or fill the most
+favoured and fertile section of the garden with a vegetable that
+none of us could eat, in supreme contempt for our opinion. If you
+asked him to send you in one of your own artichokes, "THAT I WULL,
+MEM," he would say, "WITH PLEASURE, FOR IT IS MAIR BLESSED TO GIVE
+THAN TO RECEIVE." Ay, and even when, by extra twisting of the
+screw, we prevailed on him to prefer our commands to his own
+inclination, and he went away, stately and sad, professing that
+"OUR WULL WAS HIS PLEASURE," but yet reminding us that he would do
+it "WITH FEELIN'S," - even then, I say, the triumphant master felt
+humbled in his triumph, felt that he ruled on sufferance only, that
+he was taking a mean advantage of the other's low estate, and that
+the whole scene had been one of those "slights that patient merit
+of the unworthy takes."
+
+In flowers his taste was old-fashioned and catholic; affecting
+sunflowers and dahlias, wallflowers and roses and holding in
+supreme aversion whatsoever was fantastic, new-fashioned or wild.
+There was one exception to this sweeping ban. Foxgloves, though
+undoubtedly guilty on the last count, he not only spared, but
+loved; and when the shrubbery was being thinned, he stayed his hand
+and dexterously manipulated his bill in order to save every stately
+stem. In boyhood, as he told me once, speaking in that tone that
+only actors and the old-fashioned common folk can use nowadays, his
+heart grew "PROUD" within him when he came on a burn-course among
+the braes of Manor that shone purple with their graceful trophies;
+and not all his apprenticeship and practice for so many years of
+precise gardening had banished these boyish recollections from his
+heart. Indeed, he was a man keenly alive to the beauty of all that
+was bygone. He abounded in old stories of his boyhood, and kept
+pious account of all his former pleasures; and when he went (on a
+holiday) to visit one of the fabled great places of the earth where
+he had served before, he came back full of little pre-Raphaelite
+reminiscences that showed real passion for the past, such as might
+have shaken hands with Hazlitt or Jean-Jacques.
+
+But however his sympathy with his old feelings might affect his
+liking for the foxgloves, the very truth was that he scorned all
+flowers together. They were but garnishings, childish toys,
+trifling ornaments for ladies' chimney-shelves. It was towards his
+cauliflowers and peas and cabbage that his heart grew warm. His
+preference for the more useful growths was such that cabbages were
+found invading the flower-pots, and an outpost of savoys was once
+discovered in the centre of the lawn. He would prelect over some
+thriving plant with wonderful enthusiasm, piling reminiscence on
+reminiscence of former and perhaps yet finer specimens. Yet even
+then he did not let the credit leave himself. He had, indeed,
+raised "FINER O' THEM;" but it seemed that no one else had been
+favoured with a like success. All other gardeners, in fact, were
+mere foils to his own superior attainments; and he would recount,
+with perfect soberness of voice and visage, how so and so had
+wondered, and such another could scarcely give credit to his eyes.
+Nor was it with his rivals only that he parted praise and blame.
+If you remarked how well a plant was looking, he would gravely
+touch his hat and thank you with solemn unction; all credit in the
+matter falling to him. If, on the other hand, you called his
+attention to some back-going vegetable, he would quote Scripture:
+"PAUL MAY PLANT AND APOLLOS MAY WATER;" all blame being left to
+Providence, on the score of deficient rain or untimely frosts.
+
+There was one thing in the garden that shared his preference with
+his favourite cabbages and rhubarb, and that other was the beehive.
+Their sound, their industry, perhaps their sweet product also, had
+taken hold of his imagination and heart, whether by way of memory
+or no I cannot say, although perhaps the bees too were linked to
+him by some recollection of Manor braes and his country childhood.
+Nevertheless, he was too chary of his personal safety or (let me
+rather say) his personal dignity to mingle in any active office
+towards them. But he could stand by while one of the contemned
+rivals did the work for him, and protest that it was quite safe in
+spite of his own considerate distance and the cries of the
+distressed assistant. In regard to bees, he was rather a man of
+word than deed, and some of his most striking sentences had the
+bees for text. "THEY ARE INDEED WONDERFUL CREATURES, MEM," he said
+once. "THEY JUST MIND ME O' WHAT THE QUEEN OF SHEBA SAID TO
+SOLOMON - AND I THINK SHE SAID IT WI' A SIGH, - 'THE HALF OF IT
+HATH NOT BEEN TOLD UNTO ME.'"
+
+As far as the Bible goes, he was deeply read. Like the old
+Covenanters, of whom he was the worthy representative, his mouth
+was full of sacred quotations; it was the book that he had studied
+most and thought upon most deeply. To many people in his station
+the Bible, and perhaps Burns, are the only books of any vital
+literary merit that they read, feeding themselves, for the rest, on
+the draff of country newspapers, and the very instructive but not
+very palatable pabulum of some cheap educational series. This was
+Robert's position. All day long he had dreamed of the Hebrew
+stories, and his head had been full of Hebrew poetry and Gospel
+ethics; until they had struck deep root into his heart, and the
+very expressions had become a part of him; so that he rarely spoke
+without some antique idiom or Scripture mannerism that gave a
+raciness to the merest trivialities of talk. But the influence of
+the Bible did not stop here. There was more in Robert than quaint
+phrase and ready store of reference. He was imbued with a spirit
+of peace and love: he interposed between man and wife: he threw
+himself between the angry, touching his hat the while with all the
+ceremony of an usher: he protected the birds from everybody but
+himself, seeing, I suppose, a great difference between official
+execution and wanton sport. His mistress telling him one day to
+put some ferns into his master's particular corner, and adding,
+"Though, indeed, Robert, he doesn't deserve them, for he wouldn't
+help me to gather them," "EH, MEM," replies Robert, "BUT I WOULDNAE
+SAY THAT, FOR I THINK HE'S JUST A MOST DESERVIN' GENTLEMAN."
+Again, two of our friends, who were on intimate terms, and
+accustomed to use language to each other, somewhat without the
+bounds of the parliamentary, happened to differ about the position
+of a seat in the garden. The discussion, as was usual when these
+two were at it, soon waxed tolerably insulting on both sides.
+Every one accustomed to such controversies several times a day was
+quietly enjoying this prize-fight of somewhat abusive wit - every
+one but Robert, to whom the perfect good faith of the whole quarrel
+seemed unquestionable, and who, after having waited till his
+conscience would suffer him to wait no more, and till he expected
+every moment that the disputants would fall to blows, cut suddenly
+in with tones of almost tearful entreaty: "EH, BUT, GENTLEMEN, I
+WAD HAE NAE MAIR WORDS ABOUT IT!" One thing was noticeable about
+Robert's religion: it was neither dogmatic nor sectarian. He never
+expatiated (at least, in my hearing) on the doctrines of his creed,
+and he never condemned anybody else. I have no doubt that he held
+all Roman Catholics, Atheists, and Mahometans as considerably out
+of it; I don't believe he had any sympathy for Prelacy; and the
+natural feelings of man must have made him a little sore about
+Free-Churchism; but at least, he never talked about these views,
+never grew controversially noisy, and never openly aspersed the
+belief or practice of anybody. Now all this is not generally
+characteristic of Scotch piety; Scotch sects being churches
+militant with a vengeance, and Scotch believers perpetual crusaders
+the one against the other, and missionaries the one to the other.
+Perhaps Robert's originally tender heart was what made the
+difference; or, perhaps, his solitary and pleasant labour among
+fruits and flowers had taught him a more sunshiny creed than those
+whose work is among the tares of fallen humanity; and the soft
+influences of the garden had entered deep into his spirit,
+
+"Annihilating all that's made
+To a green thought in a green shade."
+
+But I could go on for ever chronicling his golden sayings or
+telling of his innocent and living piety. I had meant to tell of
+his cottage, with the German pipe hung reverently above the fire,
+and the shell box that he had made for his son, and of which he
+would say pathetically: "HE WAS REAL PLEASED WI' IT AT FIRST, BUT
+I THINK HE'S GOT A KIND O' TIRED O' IT NOW" - the son being then a
+man of about forty. But I will let all these pass. "'Tis more
+significant: he's dead." The earth, that he had digged so much in
+his life, was dug out by another for himself; and the flowers that
+he had tended drew their life still from him, but in a new and
+nearer way. A bird flew about the open grave, as if it too wished
+to honour the obsequies of one who had so often quoted Scripture in
+favour of its kind. "Are not two sparrows sold for one farthing,
+and yet not one of them falleth to the ground."
+
+Yes, he is dead. But the kings did not rise in the place of death
+to greet him "with taunting proverbs" as they rose to greet the
+haughty Babylonian; for in his life he was lowly, and a peacemaker
+and a servant of God.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI. PASTORAL
+
+
+TO leave home in early life is to be stunned and quickened with
+novelties; but when years have come, it only casts a more endearing
+light upon the past. As in those composite photographs of Mr.
+Galton's, the image of each new sitter brings out but the more
+clearly the central features of the race; when once youth has
+flown, each new impression only deepens the sense of nationality
+and the desire of native places. So may some cadet of Royal
+Ecossais or the Albany Regiment, as he mounted guard about French
+citadels, so may some officer marching his company of the Scots-
+Dutch among the polders, have felt the soft rains of the Hebrides
+upon his brow, or started in the ranks at the remembered aroma of
+peat-smoke. And the rivers of home are dear in particular to all
+men. This is as old as Naaman, who was jealous for Abana and
+Pharpar; it is confined to no race nor country, for I know one of
+Scottish blood but a child of Suffolk, whose fancy still lingers
+about the lilied lowland waters of that shire. But the streams of
+Scotland are incomparable in themselves - or I am only the more
+Scottish to suppose so - and their sound and colour dwell for ever
+in the memory. How often and willingly do I not look again in
+fancy on Tummel, or Manor, or the talking Airdle, or Dee swirling
+in its Lynn; on the bright burn of Kinnaird, or the golden burn
+that pours and sulks in the den behind Kingussie! I think shame to
+leave out one of these enchantresses, but the list would grow too
+long if I remembered all; only I may not forget Allan Water, nor
+birch-wetting Rogie, nor yet Almond; nor, for all its pollutions,
+that Water of Leith of the many and well-named mills - Bell's
+Mills, and Canon Mills, and Silver Mills; nor Redford Burn of
+pleasant memories; nor yet, for all its smallness, that nameless
+trickle that springs in the green bosom of Allermuir, and is fed
+from Halkerside with a perennial teacupful, and threads the moss
+under the Shearer's Knowe, and makes one pool there, overhung by a
+rock, where I loved to sit and make bad verses, and is then
+kidnapped in its infancy by subterranean pipes for the service of
+the sea-beholding city in the plain. From many points in the moss
+you may see at one glance its whole course and that of all its
+tributaries; the geographer of this Lilliput may visit all its
+corners without sitting down, and not yet begin to be breathed;
+Shearer's Knowe and Halkerside are but names of adjacent cantons on
+a single shoulder of a hill, as names are squandered (it would seem
+to the in-expert, in superfluity) upon these upland sheepwalks; a
+bucket would receive the whole discharge of the toy river; it would
+take it an appreciable time to fill your morning bath; for the most
+part, besides, it soaks unseen through the moss; and yet for the
+sake of auld lang syne, and the figure of a certain GENIUS LOCI, I
+am condemned to linger awhile in fancy by its shores; and if the
+nymph (who cannot be above a span in stature) will but inspire my
+pen, I would gladly carry the reader along with me.
+
+John Todd, when I knew him, was already "the oldest herd on the
+Pentlands," and had been all his days faithful to that curlew-
+scattering, sheep-collecting life. He remembered the droving days,
+when the drove roads, that now lie green and solitary through the
+heather, were thronged thoroughfares. He had himself often marched
+flocks into England, sleeping on the hillsides with his caravan;
+and by his account it was a rough business not without danger. The
+drove roads lay apart from habitation; the drovers met in the
+wilderness, as to-day the deep-sea fishers meet off the banks in
+the solitude of the Atlantic; and in the one as in the other case
+rough habits and fist-law were the rule. Crimes were committed,
+sheep filched, and drovers robbed and beaten; most of which
+offences had a moorland burial and were never heard of in the
+courts of justice. John, in those days, was at least once
+attacked, - by two men after his watch, - and at least once,
+betrayed by his habitual anger, fell under the danger of the law
+and was clapped into some rustic prison-house, the doors of which
+he burst in the night and was no more heard of in that quarter.
+When I knew him, his life had fallen in quieter places, and he had
+no cares beyond the dulness of his dogs and the inroads of
+pedestrians from town. But for a man of his propensity to wrath
+these were enough; he knew neither rest nor peace, except by
+snatches; in the gray of the summer morning, and already from far
+up the hill, he would wake the "toun" with the sound of his
+shoutings; and in the lambing time, his cries were not yet silenced
+late at night. This wrathful voice of a man unseen might be said
+to haunt that quarter of the Pentlands, an audible bogie; and no
+doubt it added to the fear in which men stood of John a touch of
+something legendary. For my own part, he was at first my enemy,
+and I, in my character of a rambling boy, his natural abhorrence.
+It was long before I saw him near at hand, knowing him only by some
+sudden blast of bellowing from far above, bidding me "c'way oot
+amang the sheep." The quietest recesses of the hill harboured this
+ogre; I skulked in my favourite wilderness like a Cameronian of the
+Killing Time, and John Todd was my Claverhouse, and his dogs my
+questing dragoons. Little by little we dropped into civilities;
+his hail at sight of me began to have less of the ring of a war-
+slogan; soon, we never met but he produced his snuff-box, which was
+with him, like the calumet with the Red Indian, a part of the
+heraldry of peace; and at length, in the ripeness of time, we grew
+to be a pair of friends, and when I lived alone in these parts in
+the winter, it was a settled thing for John to "give me a cry" over
+the garden wall as he set forth upon his evening round, and for me
+to overtake and bear him company.
+
+That dread voice of his that shook the hills when he was angry,
+fell in ordinary talk very pleasantly upon the ear, with a kind of
+honied, friendly whine, not far off singing, that was eminently
+Scottish. He laughed not very often, and when he did, with a
+sudden, loud haw-haw, hearty but somehow joyless, like an echo from
+a rock. His face was permanently set and coloured; ruddy and stiff
+with weathering; more like a picture than a face; yet with a
+certain strain and a threat of latent anger in the expression, like
+that of a man trained too fine and harassed with perpetual
+vigilance. He spoke in the richest dialect of Scotch I ever heard;
+the words in themselves were a pleasure and often a surprise to me,
+so that I often came back from one of our patrols with new
+acquisitions; and this vocabulary he would handle like a master,
+stalking a little before me, "beard on shoulder," the plaid hanging
+loosely about him, the yellow staff clapped under his arm, and
+guiding me uphill by that devious, tactical ascent which seems
+peculiar to men of his trade. I might count him with the best
+talkers; only that talking Scotch and talking English seem
+incomparable acts. He touched on nothing at least, but he adorned
+it; when he narrated, the scene was before you; when he spoke (as
+he did mostly) of his own antique business, the thing took on a
+colour of romance and curiosity that was surprising. The clans of
+sheep with their particular territories on the hill, and how, in
+the yearly killings and purchases, each must be proportionally
+thinned and strengthened; the midnight busyness of animals, the
+signs of the weather, the cares of the snowy season, the exquisite
+stupidity of sheep, the exquisite cunning of dogs: all these he
+could present so humanly, and with so much old experience and
+living gusto, that weariness was excluded. And in the midst he
+would suddenly straighten his bowed back, the stick would fly
+abroad in demonstration, and the sharp thunder of his voice roll
+out a long itinerary for the dogs, so that you saw at last the use
+of that great wealth of names for every knowe and howe upon the
+hillside; and the dogs, having hearkened with lowered tails and
+raised faces, would run up their flags again to the masthead and
+spread themselves upon the indicated circuit. It used to fill me
+with wonder how they could follow and retain so long a story. But
+John denied these creatures all intelligence; they were the
+constant butt of his passion and contempt; it was just possible to
+work with the like of them, he said, - not more than possible. And
+then he would expand upon the subject of the really good dogs that
+he had known, and the one really good dog that he had himself
+possessed. He had been offered forty pounds for it; but a good
+collie was worth more than that, more than anything, to a "herd;"
+he did the herd's work for him. "As for the like of them!" he
+would cry, and scornfully indicate the scouring tails of his
+assistants.
+
+Once - I translate John's Lallan, for I cannot do it justice, being
+born BRITANNIS IN MONTIBUS, indeed, but alas! INERUDITO SAECULO -
+once, in the days of his good dog, he had bought some sheep in
+Edinburgh, and on the way out, the road being crowded, two were
+lost. This was a reproach to John, and a slur upon the dog; and
+both were alive to their misfortune. Word came, after some days,
+that a farmer about Braid had found a pair of sheep; and thither
+went John and the dog to ask for restitution. But the farmer was a
+hard man and stood upon his rights. "How were they marked?" he
+asked; and since John had bought right and left from many sellers
+and had no notion of the marks - "Very well," said the farmer,
+"then it's only right that I should keep them." - "Well," said
+John, "it's a fact that I cannae tell the sheep; but if my dog can,
+will ye let me have them?" The farmer was honest as well as hard,
+and besides I daresay he had little fear of the ordeal; so he had
+all the sheep upon his farm into one large park, and turned John's
+dog into their midst. That hairy man of business knew his errand
+well; he knew that John and he had bought two sheep and (to their
+shame) lost them about Boroughmuirhead; he knew besides (the lord
+knows how, unless by listening) that they were come to Braid for
+their recovery; and without pause or blunder singled out, first one
+and then another, the two waifs. It was that afternoon the forty
+pounds were offered and refused. And the shepherd and his dog -
+what do I say? the true shepherd and his man - set off together by
+Fairmilehead in jocund humour, and "smiled to ither" all the way
+home, with the two recovered ones before them. So far, so good;
+but intelligence may be abused. The dog, as he is by little man's
+inferior in mind, is only by little his superior in virtue; and
+John had another collie tale of quite a different complexion. At
+the foot of the moss behind Kirk Yetton (Caer Ketton, wise men say)
+there is a scrog of low wood and a pool with a dam for washing
+sheep. John was one day lying under a bush in the scrog, when he
+was aware of a collie on the far hillside skulking down through the
+deepest of the heather with obtrusive stealth. He knew the dog;
+knew him for a clever, rising practitioner from quite a distant
+farm; one whom perhaps he had coveted as he saw him masterfully
+steering flocks to market. But what did the practitioner so far
+from home? and why this guilty and secret manoeuvring towards the
+pool? - for it was towards the pool that he was heading. John lay
+the closer under his bush, and presently saw the dog come forth
+upon the margin, look all about him to see if he were anywhere
+observed, plunge in and repeatedly wash himself over head and ears,
+and then (but now openly and with tail in air) strike homeward over
+the hills. That same night word was sent his master, and the
+rising practitioner, shaken up from where he lay, all innocence,
+before the fire, was had out to a dykeside and promptly shot; for
+alas! he was that foulest of criminals under trust, a sheep-eater;
+and it was from the maculation of sheep's blood that he had come so
+far to cleanse himself in the pool behind Kirk Yetton.
+
+A trade that touches nature, one that lies at the foundations of
+life, in which we have all had ancestors employed, so that on a
+hint of it ancestral memories revive, lends itself to literary use,
+vocal or written. The fortune of a tale lies not alone in the
+skill of him that writes, but as much, perhaps, in the inherited
+experience of him who reads; and when I hear with a particular
+thrill of things that I have never done or seen, it is one of that
+innumerable army of my ancestors rejoicing in past deeds. Thus
+novels begin to touch not the fine DILETTANTI but the gross mass of
+mankind, when they leave off to speak of parlours and shades of
+manner and still-born niceties of motive, and begin to deal with
+fighting, sailoring, adventure, death or childbirth; and thus
+ancient outdoor crafts and occupations, whether Mr. Hardy wields
+the shepherd's crook or Count Tolstoi swings the scythe, lift
+romance into a near neighbourhood with epic. These aged things
+have on them the dew of man's morning; they lie near, not so much
+to us, the semi-artificial flowerets, as to the trunk and
+aboriginal taproot of the race. A thousand interests spring up in
+the process of the ages, and a thousand perish; that is now an
+eccentricity or a lost art which was once the fashion of an empire;
+and those only are perennial matters that rouse us to-day, and that
+roused men in all epochs of the past. There is a certain critic,
+not indeed of execution but of matter, whom I dare be known to set
+before the best: a certain low-browed, hairy gentleman, at first a
+percher in the fork of trees, next (as they relate) a dweller in
+caves, and whom I think I see squatting in cave-mouths, of a
+pleasant afternoon, to munch his berries - his wife, that
+accomplished lady, squatting by his side: his name I never heard,
+but he is often described as Probably Arboreal, which may serve for
+recognition. Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of
+all sits Probably Arboreal; in all our veins there run some minims
+of his old, wild, tree-top blood; our civilised nerves still tingle
+with his rude terrors and pleasures; and to that which would have
+moved our common ancestor, all must obediently thrill.
+
+We have not so far to climb to come to shepherds; and it may be I
+had one for an ascendant who has largely moulded me. But yet I
+think I owe my taste for that hillside business rather to the art
+and interest of John Todd. He it was that made it live for me, as
+the artist can make all things live. It was through him the simple
+strategy of massing sheep upon a snowy evening, with its attendant
+scampering of earnest, shaggy aides-de-champ, was an affair that I
+never wearied of seeing, and that I never weary of recalling to
+mind: the shadow of the night darkening on the hills, inscrutable
+black blots of snow shower moving here and there like night already
+come, huddles of yellow sheep and dartings of black dogs upon the
+snow, a bitter air that took you by the throat, unearthly harpings
+of the wind along the moors; and for centre piece to all these
+features and influences, John winding up the brae, keeping his
+captain's eye upon all sides, and breaking, ever and again, into a
+spasm of bellowing that seemed to make the evening bleaker. It is
+thus that I still see him in my mind's eye, perched on a hump of
+the declivity not far from Halkerside, his staff in airy flourish,
+his great voice taking hold upon the hills and echoing terror to
+the lowlands; I, meanwhile, standing somewhat back, until the fit
+should be over, and, with a pinch of snuff, my friend relapse into
+his easy, even conversation.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII. THE MANSE
+
+
+I HAVE named, among many rivers that make music in my memory, that
+dirty Water of Leith. Often and often I desire to look upon it
+again; and the choice of a point of view is easy to me. It should
+be at a certain water-door, embowered in shrubbery. The river is
+there dammed back for the service of the flour-mill just below, so
+that it lies deep and darkling, and the sand slopes into brown
+obscurity with a glint of gold; and it has but newly been recruited
+by the borrowings of the snuff-mill just above, and these, tumbling
+merrily in, shake the pool to its black heart, fill it with drowsy
+eddies, and set the curded froth of many other mills solemnly
+steering to and fro upon the surface. Or so it was when I was
+young; for change, and the masons, and the pruning-knife, have been
+busy; and if I could hope to repeat a cherished experience, it must
+be on many and impossible conditions. I must choose, as well as
+the point of view, a certain moment in my growth, so that the scale
+may be exaggerated, and the trees on the steep opposite side may
+seem to climb to heaven, and the sand by the water-door, where I am
+standing, seem as low as Styx. And I must choose the season also,
+so that the valley may be brimmed like a cup with sunshine and the
+songs of birds; - and the year of grace, so that when I turn to
+leave the riverside I may find the old manse and its inhabitants
+unchanged.
+
+It was a place in that time like no other: the garden cut into
+provinces by a great hedge of beech, and over-looked by the church
+and the terrace of the churchyard, where the tombstones were thick,
+and after nightfall "spunkies" might be seen to dance at least by
+children; flower-plots lying warm in sunshine; laurels and the
+great yew making elsewhere a pleasing horror of shade; the smell of
+water rising from all round, with an added tang of paper-mills; the
+sound of water everywhere, and the sound of mills - the wheel and
+the dam singing their alternate strain; the birds on every bush and
+from every corner of the overhanging woods pealing out their notes
+until the air throbbed with them; and in the midst of this, the
+manse. I see it, by the standard of my childish stature, as a
+great and roomy house. In truth, it was not so large as I
+supposed, nor yet so convenient, and, standing where it did, it is
+difficult to suppose that it was healthful. Yet a large family of
+stalwart sons and tall daughters were housed and reared, and came
+to man and womanhood in that nest of little chambers; so that the
+face of the earth was peppered with the children of the manse, and
+letters with outlandish stamps became familiar to the local
+postman, and the walls of the little chambers brightened with the
+wonders of the East. The dullest could see this was a house that
+had a pair of hands in divers foreign places: a well-beloved house
+- its image fondly dwelt on by many travellers.
+
+Here lived an ancestor of mine, who was a herd of men. I read him,
+judging with older criticism the report of childish observation, as
+a man of singular simplicity of nature; unemotional, and hating the
+display of what he felt; standing contented on the old ways; a
+lover of his life and innocent habits to the end. We children
+admired him: partly for his beautiful face and silver hair, for
+none more than children are concerned for beauty and, above all,
+for beauty in the old; partly for the solemn light in which we
+beheld him once a week, the observed of all observers, in the
+pulpit. But his strictness and distance, the effect, I now fancy,
+of old age, slow blood, and settled habit, oppressed us with a kind
+of terror. When not abroad, he sat much alone, writing sermons or
+letters to his scattered family in a dark and cold room with a
+library of bloodless books - or so they seemed in those days,
+although I have some of them now on my own shelves and like well
+enough to read them; and these lonely hours wrapped him in the
+greater gloom for our imaginations. But the study had a redeeming
+grace in many Indian pictures, gaudily coloured and dear to young
+eyes. I cannot depict (for I have no such passions now) the greed
+with which I beheld them; and when I was once sent in to say a
+psalm to my grandfather, I went, quaking indeed with fear, but at
+the same time glowing with hope that, if I said it well, he might
+reward me with an Indian picture.
+
+"Thy foot He'll not let slide, nor will
+He slumber that thee keeps,"
+
+it ran: a strange conglomerate of the unpronounceable, a sad model
+to set in childhood before one who was himself to be a versifier,
+and a task in recitation that really merited reward. And I must
+suppose the old man thought so too, and was either touched or
+amused by the performance; for he took me in his arms with most
+unwonted tenderness, and kissed me, and gave me a little kindly
+sermon for my psalm; so that, for that day, we were clerk and
+parson. I was struck by this reception into so tender a surprise
+that I forgot my disappointment. And indeed the hope was one of
+those that childhood forges for a pastime, and with no design upon
+reality. Nothing was more unlikely than that my grandfather should
+strip himself of one of those pictures, love-gifts and reminders of
+his absent sons; nothing more unlikely than that he should bestow
+it upon me. He had no idea of spoiling children, leaving all that
+to my aunt; he had fared hard himself, and blubbered under the rod
+in the last century; and his ways were still Spartan for the young.
+The last word I heard upon his lips was in this Spartan key. He
+had over-walked in the teeth of an east wind, and was now near the
+end of his many days. He sat by the dining-room fire, with his
+white hair, pale face and bloodshot eyes, a somewhat awful figure;
+and my aunt had given him a dose of our good old Scotch medicine,
+Dr. Gregory's powder. Now that remedy, as the work of a near
+kinsman of Rob Roy himself, may have a savour of romance for the
+imagination; but it comes uncouthly to the palate. The old
+gentleman had taken it with a wry face; and that being
+accomplished, sat with perfect simplicity, like a child's, munching
+a "barley-sugar kiss." But when my aunt, having the canister open
+in her hands, proposed to let me share in the sweets, he interfered
+at once. I had had no Gregory; then I should have no barley-sugar
+kiss: so he decided with a touch of irritation. And just then the
+phaeton coming opportunely to the kitchen door - for such was our
+unlordly fashion - I was taken for the last time from the presence
+of my grandfather.
+
+Now I often wonder what I have inherited from this old minister. I
+must suppose, indeed, that he was fond of preaching sermons, and so
+am I, though I never heard it maintained that either of us loved to
+hear them. He sought health in his youth in the Isle of Wight, and
+I have sought it in both hemispheres; but whereas he found and kept
+it, I am still on the quest. He was a great lover of Shakespeare,
+whom he read aloud, I have been told, with taste; well, I love my
+Shakespeare also, and am persuaded I can read him well, though I
+own I never have been told so. He made embroidery, designing his
+own patterns; and in that kind of work I never made anything but a
+kettle-holder in Berlin wool, and an odd garter of knitting, which
+was as black as the chimney before I had done with it. He loved
+port, and nuts, and porter; and so do I, but they agreed better
+with my grandfather, which seems to me a breach of contract. He
+had chalk-stones in his fingers; and these, in good time, I may
+possibly inherit, but I would much rather have inherited his noble
+presence. Try as I please, I cannot join myself on with the
+reverend doctor; and all the while, no doubt, and even as I write
+the phrase, he moves in my blood, and whispers words to me, and
+sits efficient in the very knot and centre of my being. In his
+garden, as I played there, I learned the love of mills - or had I
+an ancestor a miller? - and a kindness for the neighbourhood of
+graves, as homely things not without their poetry - or had I an
+ancestor a sexton? But what of the garden where he played himself?
+- for that, too, was a scene of my education. Some part of me
+played there in the eighteenth century, and ran races under the
+green avenue at Pilrig; some part of me trudged up Leith Walk,
+which was still a country place, and sat on the High School
+benches, and was thrashed, perhaps, by Dr. Adam. The house where I
+spent my youth was not yet thought upon; but we made holiday
+parties among the cornfields on its site, and ate strawberries and
+cream near by at a gardener's. All this I had forgotten; only my
+grandfather remembered and once reminded me. I have forgotten,
+too, how we grew up, and took orders, and went to our first
+Ayrshire parish, and fell in love with and married a daughter of
+Burns's Dr. Smith - "Smith opens out his cauld harangues." I have
+forgotten, but I was there all the same, and heard stories of Burns
+at first hand.
+
+And there is a thing stranger than all that; for this HOMUNCULUS or
+part-man of mine that walked about the eighteenth century with Dr.
+Balfour in his youth, was in the way of meeting other HOMUNCULOS or
+part-men, in the persons of my other ancestors. These were of a
+lower order, and doubtless we looked down upon them duly. But as I
+went to college with Dr. Balfour, I may have seen the lamp and oil
+man taking down the shutters from his shop beside the Tron; - we
+may have had a rabbit-hutch or a bookshelf made for us by a certain
+carpenter in I know not what wynd of the old, smoky city; or, upon
+some holiday excursion, we may have looked into the windows of a
+cottage in a flower-garden and seen a certain weaver plying his
+shuttle. And these were all kinsmen of mine upon the other side;
+and from the eyes of the lamp and oil man one-half of my unborn
+father, and one-quarter of myself, looked out upon us as we went by
+to college. Nothing of all this would cross the mind of the young
+student, as he posted up the Bridges with trim, stockinged legs, in
+that city of cocked hats and good Scotch still unadulterated. It
+would not cross his mind that he should have a daughter; and the
+lamp and oil man, just then beginning, by a not unnatural
+metastasis, to bloom into a lighthouse-engineer, should have a
+grandson; and that these two, in the fulness of time, should wed;
+and some portion of that student himself should survive yet a year
+or two longer in the person of their child.
+
+But our ancestral adventures are beyond even the arithmetic of
+fancy; and it is the chief recommendation of long pedigrees, that
+we can follow backward the careers of our HOMUNCULOS and be
+reminded of our antenatal lives. Our conscious years are but a
+moment in the history of the elements that build us. Are you a
+bank-clerk, and do you live at Peckham? It was not always so. And
+though to-day I am only a man of letters, either tradition errs or
+I was present when there landed at St. Andrews a French barber-
+surgeon, to tend the health and the beard of the great Cardinal
+Beaton; I have shaken a spear in the Debateable Land and shouted
+the slogan of the Elliots; I was present when a skipper, plying
+from Dundee, smuggled Jacobites to France after the '15; I was in a
+West India merchant's office, perhaps next door to Bailie Nicol
+Jarvie's, and managed the business of a plantation in St. Kitt's; I
+was with my engineer-grandfather (the son-in-law of the lamp and
+oil man) when he sailed north about Scotland on the famous cruise
+that gave us the PIRATE and the LORD OF THE ISLES; I was with him,
+too, on the Bell Rock, in the fog, when the SMEATON had drifted
+from her moorings, and the Aberdeen men, pick in hand, had seized
+upon the only boats, and he must stoop and lap sea-water before his
+tongue could utter audible words; and once more with him when the
+Bell Rock beacon took a "thrawe," and his workmen fled into the
+tower, then nearly finished, and he sat unmoved reading in his
+Bible - or affecting to read - till one after another slunk back
+with confusion of countenance to their engineer. Yes, parts of me
+have seen life, and met adventures, and sometimes met them well.
+And away in the still cloudier past, the threads that make me up
+can be traced by fancy into the bosoms of thousands and millions of
+ascendants: Picts who rallied round Macbeth and the old (and highly
+preferable) system of descent by females, fleers from before the
+legions of Agricola, marchers in Pannonian morasses, star-gazers on
+Chaldaean plateaus; and, furthest of all, what face is this that
+fancy can see peering through the disparted branches? What sleeper
+in green tree-tops, what muncher of nuts, concludes my pedigree?
+Probably arboreal in his habits. . . .
+
+And I know not which is the more strange, that I should carry about
+with me some fibres of my minister-grandfather; or that in him, as
+he sat in his cool study, grave, reverend, contented gentleman,
+there was an aboriginal frisking of the blood that was not his;
+tree-top memories, like undeveloped negatives, lay dormant in his
+mind; tree-top instincts awoke and were trod down; and Probably
+Arboreal (scarce to be distinguished from a monkey) gambolled and
+chattered in the brain of the old divine.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII. MEMOIRS OF AN ISLET
+
+
+THOSE who try to be artists use, time after time, the matter of
+their recollections, setting and resetting little coloured memories
+of men and scenes, rigging up (it may be) some especial friend in
+the attire of a buccaneer, and decreeing armies to manoeuvre, or
+murder to be done, on the playground of their youth. But the
+memories are a fairy gift which cannot be worn out in using. After
+a dozen services in various tales, the little sunbright pictures of
+the past still shine in the mind's eye with not a lineament
+defaced, not a tint impaired. GLUCK UND UNGLUCK WIRD GESANG, if
+Goethe pleases; yet only by endless avatars, the original re-
+embodying after each. So that a writer, in time, begins to wonder
+at the perdurable life of these impressions; begins, perhaps, to
+fancy that he wrongs them when he weaves them in with fiction; and
+looking back on them with ever-growing kindness, puts them at last,
+substantive jewels, in a setting of their own.
+
+One or two of these pleasant spectres I think I have laid. I used
+one but the other day: a little eyot of dense, freshwater sand,
+where I once waded deep in butterburrs, delighting to hear the song
+of the river on both sides, and to tell myself that I was indeed
+and at last upon an island. Two of my puppets lay there a summer's
+day, hearkening to the shearers at work in riverside fields and to
+the drums of the gray old garrison upon the neighbouring hill. And
+this was, I think, done rightly: the place was rightly peopled -
+and now belongs not to me but to my puppets - for a time at least.
+In time, perhaps, the puppets will grow faint; the original memory
+swim up instant as ever; and I shall once more lie in bed, and see
+the little sandy isle in Allan Water as it is in nature, and the
+child (that once was me) wading there in butterburrs; and wonder at
+the instancy and virgin freshness of that memory; and be pricked
+again, in season and out of season, by the desire to weave it into
+art.
+
+There is another isle in my collection, the memory of which
+besieges me. I put a whole family there, in one of my tales; and
+later on, threw upon its shores, and condemned to several days of
+rain and shellfish on its tumbled boulders, the hero of another.
+The ink is not yet faded; the sound of the sentences is still in my
+mind's ear; and I am under a spell to write of that island again.
+
+
+I
+
+
+The little isle of Earraid lies close in to the south-west corner
+of the Ross of Mull: the sound of Iona on one side, across which
+you may see the isle and church of Columba; the open sea to the
+other, where you shall be able to mark, on a clear, surfy day, the
+breakers running white on many sunken rocks. I first saw it, or
+first remembered seeing it, framed in the round bull's-eye of a
+cabin port, the sea lying smooth along its shores like the waters
+of a lake, the colourless clear light of the early morning making
+plain its heathery and rocky hummocks. There stood upon it, in
+these days, a single rude house of uncemented stones, approached by
+a pier of wreckwood. It must have been very early, for it was then
+summer, and in summer, in that latitude, day scarcely withdraws;
+but even at that hour the house was making a sweet smoke of peats
+which came to me over the bay, and the bare-legged daughters of the
+cotter were wading by the pier. The same day we visited the shores
+of the isle in the ship's boats; rowed deep into Fiddler's Hole,
+sounding as we went; and having taken stock of all possible
+accommodation, pitched on the northern inlet as the scene of
+operations. For it was no accident that had brought the lighthouse
+steamer to anchor in the Bay of Earraid. Fifteen miles away to
+seaward, a certain black rock stood environed by the Atlantic
+rollers, the outpost of the Torran reefs. Here was a tower to be
+built, and a star lighted, for the conduct of seamen. But as the
+rock was small, and hard of access, and far from land, the work
+would be one of years; and my father was now looking for a shore
+station, where the stones might be quarried and dressed, the men
+live, and the tender, with some degree of safety, lie at anchor.
+
+I saw Earraid next from the stern thwart of an Iona lugger, Sam
+Bough and I sitting there cheek by jowl, with our feet upon our
+baggage, in a beautiful, clear, northern summer eve. And behold!
+there was now a pier of stone, there were rows of sheds, railways,
+travelling-cranes, a street of cottages, an iron house for the
+resident engineer, wooden bothies for the men, a stage where the
+courses of the tower were put together experimentally, and behind
+the settlement a great gash in the hillside where granite was
+quarried. In the bay, the steamer lay at her moorings. All day
+long there hung about the place the music of chinking tools; and
+even in the dead of night, the watchman carried his lantern to and
+fro in the dark settlement and could light the pipe of any midnight
+muser. It was, above all, strange to see Earraid on the Sunday,
+when the sound of the tools ceased and there fell a crystal quiet.
+All about the green compound men would be sauntering in their
+Sunday's best, walking with those lax joints of the reposing
+toiler, thoughtfully smoking, talking small, as if in honour of the
+stillness, or hearkening to the wailing of the gulls. And it was
+strange to see our Sabbath services, held, as they were, in one of
+the bothies, with Mr. Brebner reading at a table, and the
+congregation perched about in the double tier of sleeping bunks;
+and to hear the singing of the psalms, "the chapters," the
+inevitable Spurgeon's sermon, and the old, eloquent lighthouse
+prayer.
+
+In fine weather, when by the spy-glass on the hill the sea was
+observed to run low upon the reef, there would be a sound of
+preparation in the very early morning; and before the sun had risen
+from behind Ben More, the tender would steam out of the bay. Over
+fifteen sea-miles of the great blue Atlantic rollers she ploughed
+her way, trailing at her tail a brace of wallowing stone-lighters.
+The open ocean widened upon either board, and the hills of the
+mainland began to go down on the horizon, before she came to her
+unhomely destination, and lay-to at last where the rock clapped its
+black head above the swell, with the tall iron barrack on its
+spider legs, and the truncated tower, and the cranes waving their
+arms, and the smoke of the engine-fire rising in the mid-sea. An
+ugly reef is this of the Dhu Heartach; no pleasant assemblage of
+shelves, and pools, and creeks, about which a child might play for
+a whole summer without weariness, like the Bell Rock or the
+Skerryvore, but one oval nodule of black-trap, sparsely bedabbled
+with an inconspicuous fucus, and alive in every crevice with a
+dingy insect between a slater and a bug. No other life was there
+but that of sea-birds, and of the sea itself, that here ran like a
+mill-race, and growled about the outer reef for ever, and ever and
+again, in the calmest weather, roared and spouted on the rock
+itself. Times were different upon Dhu-Heartach when it blew, and
+the night fell dark, and the neighbour lights of Skerryvore and
+Rhu-val were quenched in fog, and the men sat prisoned high up in
+their iron drum, that then resounded with the lashing of the
+sprays. Fear sat with them in their sea-beleaguered dwelling; and
+the colour changed in anxious faces when some greater billow struck
+the barrack, and its pillars quivered and sprang under the blow.
+It was then that the foreman builder, Mr. Goodwillie, whom I see
+before me still in his rock-habit of undecipherable rags, would get
+his fiddle down and strike up human minstrelsy amid the music of
+the storm. But it was in sunshine only that I saw Dhu-Heartach;
+and it was in sunshine, or the yet lovelier summer afterglow, that
+the steamer would return to Earraid, ploughing an enchanted sea;
+the obedient lighters, relieved of their deck cargo, riding in her
+wake more quietly; and the steersman upon each, as she rose on the
+long swell, standing tall and dark against the shining west.
+
+But it was in Earraid itself that I delighted chiefly. The
+lighthouse settlement scarce encroached beyond its fences; over the
+top of the first brae the ground was all virgin, the world all shut
+out, the face of things unchanged by any of man's doings. Here was
+no living presence, save for the limpets on the rocks, for some
+old, gray, rain-beaten ram that I might rouse out of a ferny den
+betwixt two boulders, or for the haunting and the piping of the
+gulls. It was older than man; it was found so by incoming Celts,
+and seafaring Norsemen, and Columba's priests. The earthy savour
+of the bog-plants, the rude disorder of the boulders, the
+inimitable seaside brightness of the air, the brine and the iodine,
+the lap of the billows among the weedy reefs, the sudden springing
+up of a great run of dashing surf along the sea-front of the isle,
+all that I saw and felt my predecessors must have seen and felt
+with scarce a difference. I steeped myself in open air and in past
+ages.
+
+"Delightful would it be to me to be in UCHD AILIUN
+On the pinnacle of a rock,
+That I might often see
+The face of the ocean;
+That I might hear the song of the wonderful birds,
+Source of happiness;
+That I might hear the thunder of the crowding waves
+Upon the rocks:
+At times at work without compulsion -
+This would be delightful;
+At times plucking dulse from the rocks
+At times at fishing."
+
+So, about the next island of Iona, sang Columba himself twelve
+hundred years before. And so might I have sung of Earraid.
+
+And all the while I was aware that this life of sea-bathing and
+sun-burning was for me but a holiday. In that year cannon were
+roaring for days together on French battlefields; and I would sit
+in my isle (I call it mine, after the use of lovers) and think upon
+the war, and the loudness of these far-away battles, and the pain
+of the men's wounds, and the weariness of their marching. And I
+would think too of that other war which is as old as mankind, and
+is indeed the life of man: the unsparing war, the grinding slavery
+of competition; the toil of seventy years, dear-bought bread,
+precarious honour, the perils and pitfalls, and the poor rewards.
+It was a long look forward; the future summoned me as with trumpet
+calls, it warned me back as with a voice of weeping and beseeching;
+and I thrilled and trembled on the brink of life, like a childish
+bather on the beach.
+
+There was another young man on Earraid in these days, and we were
+much together, bathing, clambering on the boulders, trying to sail
+a boat and spinning round instead in the oily whirlpools of the
+roost. But the most part of the time we spoke of the great
+uncharted desert of our futures; wondering together what should
+there befall us; hearing with surprise the sound of our own voices
+in the empty vestibule of youth. As far, and as hard, as it seemed
+then to look forward to the grave, so far it seems now to look
+backward upon these emotions; so hard to recall justly that loath
+submission, as of the sacrificial bull, with which we stooped our
+necks under the yoke of destiny. I met my old companion but the
+other day; I cannot tell of course what he was thinking; but, upon
+my part, I was wondering to see us both so much at home, and so
+composed and sedentary in the world; and how much we had gained,
+and how much we had lost, to attain to that composure; and which
+had been upon the whole our best estate: when we sat there prating
+sensibly like men of some experience, or when we shared our
+timorous and hopeful counsels in a western islet.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX. THOMAS STEVENSON - CIVIL ENGINEER
+
+
+THE death of Thomas Stevenson will mean not very much to the
+general reader. His service to mankind took on forms of which the
+public knows little and understands less. He came seldom to
+London, and then only as a task, remaining always a stranger and a
+convinced provincial; putting up for years at the same hotel where
+his father had gone before him; faithful for long to the same
+restaurant, the same church, and the same theatre, chosen simply
+for propinquity; steadfastly refusing to dine out. He had a circle
+of his own, indeed, at home; few men were more beloved in
+Edinburgh, where he breathed an air that pleased him; and wherever
+he went, in railway carriages or hotel smoking-rooms, his strange,
+humorous vein of talk, and his transparent honesty, raised him up
+friends and admirers. But to the general public and the world of
+London, except about the parliamentary committee-rooms, he remained
+unknown. All the time, his lights were in every part of the world,
+guiding the mariner; his firm were consulting engineers to the
+Indian, the New Zealand, and the Japanese Lighthouse Boards, so
+that Edinburgh was a world centre for that branch of applied
+science; in Germany, he had been called "the Nestor of lighthouse
+illumination"; even in France, where his claims were long denied,
+he was at last, on the occasion of the late Exposition, recognised
+and medalled. And to show by one instance the inverted nature of
+his reputation, comparatively small at home, yet filling the world,
+a friend of mine was this winter on a visit to the Spanish main,
+and was asked by a Peruvian if he "knew Mr. Stevenson the author,
+because his works were much esteemed in Peru?" My friend supposed
+the reference was to the writer of tales; but the Peruvian had
+never heard of DR. JEKYLL; what he had in his eye, what was
+esteemed in Peru, where the volumes of the engineer.
+
+Thomas Stevenson was born at Edinburgh in the year 1818, the
+grandson of Thomas Smith, first engineer to the Board of Northern
+Lights, son of Robert Stevenson, brother of Alan and David; so that
+his nephew, David Alan Stevenson, joined with him at the time of
+his death in the engineership, is the sixth of the family who has
+held, successively or conjointly, that office. The Bell Rock, his
+father's great triumph, was finished before he was born; but he
+served under his brother Alan in the building of Skerryvore, the
+noblest of all extant deep-sea lights; and, in conjunction with his
+brother David, he added two - the Chickens and Dhu Heartach - to
+that small number of man's extreme outposts in the ocean. Of shore
+lights, the two brothers last named erected no fewer than twenty-
+seven; of beacons, (4) about twenty-five. Many harbours were
+successfully carried out: one, the harbour of Wick, the chief
+disaster of my father's life, was a failure; the sea proved too
+strong for man's arts; and after expedients hitherto unthought of,
+and on a scale hyper-cyclopean, the work must be deserted, and now
+stands a ruin in that bleak, God-forsaken bay, ten miles from John-
+o'-Groat's. In the improvement of rivers the brothers were
+likewise in a large way of practice over both England and Scotland,
+nor had any British engineer anything approaching their experience.
+
+It was about this nucleus of his professional labours that all my
+father's scientific inquiries and inventions centred; these
+proceeded from, and acted back upon, his daily business. Thus it
+was as a harbour engineer that he became interested in the
+propagation and reduction of waves; a difficult subject in regard
+to which he has left behind him much suggestive matter and some
+valuable approximate results. Storms were his sworn adversaries,
+and it was through the study of storms that he approached that of
+meteorology at large. Many who knew him not otherwise, knew -
+perhaps have in their gardens - his louvre-boarded screen for
+instruments. But the great achievement of his life was, of course,
+in optics as applied to lighthouse illumination. Fresnel had done
+much; Fresnel had settled the fixed light apparatus on a principle
+that still seems unimprovable; and when Thomas Stevenson stepped in
+and brought to a comparable perfection the revolving light, a not
+unnatural jealousy and much painful controversy rose in France. It
+had its hour; and, as I have told already, even in France it has
+blown by. Had it not, it would have mattered the less, since all
+through his life my father continued to justify his claim by fresh
+advances. New apparatus for lights in new situations was
+continually being designed with the same unwearied search after
+perfection, the same nice ingenuity of means; and though the
+holophotal revolving light perhaps still remains his most elegant
+contrivance, it is difficult to give it the palm over the much
+later condensing system, with its thousand possible modifications.
+The number and the value of these improvements entitle their author
+to the name of one of mankind's benefactors. In all parts of the
+world a safer landfall awaits the mariner. Two things must be
+said: and, first, that Thomas Stevenson was no mathematician.
+Natural shrewdness, a sentiment of optical laws, and a great
+intensity of consideration led him to just conclusions; but to
+calculate the necessary formulae for the instruments he had
+conceived was often beyond him, and he must fall back on the help
+of others, notably on that of his cousin and lifelong intimate
+friend, EMERITUS Professor Swan, of St. Andrews, and his later
+friend, Professor P. G. Tait. It is a curious enough circumstance,
+and a great encouragement to others, that a man so ill equipped
+should have succeeded in one of the most abstract and arduous walks
+of applied science. The second remark is one that applies to the
+whole family, and only particularly to Thomas Stevenson from the
+great number and importance of his inventions: holding as the
+Stevensons did a Government appointment they regarded their
+original work as something due already to the nation, and none of
+them has ever taken out a patent. It is another cause of the
+comparative obscurity of the name: for a patent not only brings in
+money, it infallibly spreads reputation; and my father's
+instruments enter anonymously into a hundred light-rooms, and are
+passed anonymously over in a hundred reports, where the least
+considerable patent would stand out and tell its author's story.
+
+But the life-work of Thomas Stevenson remains; what we have lost,
+what we now rather try to recall, is the friend and companion. He
+was a man of a somewhat antique strain: with a blended sternness
+and softness that was wholly Scottish and at first somewhat
+bewildering; with a profound essential melancholy of disposition
+and (what often accompanies it) the most humorous geniality in
+company; shrewd and childish; passionately attached, passionately
+prejudiced; a man of many extremes, many faults of temper, and no
+very stable foothold for himself among life's troubles. Yet he was
+a wise adviser; many men, and these not inconsiderable, took
+counsel with him habitually. "I sat at his feet," writes one of
+these, "when I asked his advice, and when the broad brow was set in
+thought and the firm mouth said his say, I always knew that no man
+could add to the worth of the conclusion." He had excellent taste,
+though whimsical and partial; collected old furniture and delighted
+specially in sunflowers long before the days of Mr. Wilde; took a
+lasting pleasure in prints and pictures; was a devout admirer of
+Thomson of Duddingston at a time when few shared the taste; and
+though he read little, was constant to his favourite books. He had
+never any Greek; Latin he happily re-taught himself after he had
+left school, where he was a mere consistent idler: happily, I say,
+for Lactantius, Vossius, and Cardinal Bona were his chief authors.
+The first he must have read for twenty years uninterruptedly,
+keeping it near him in his study, and carrying it in his bag on
+journeys. Another old theologian, Brown of Wamphray, was often in
+his hands. When he was indisposed, he had two books, GUY MANNERING
+and THE PARENT'S ASSISTANT, of which he never wearied. He was a
+strong Conservative, or, as he preferred to call himself, a Tory;
+except in so far as his views were modified by a hot-headed
+chivalrous sentiment for women. He was actually in favour of a
+marriage law under which any woman might have a divorce for the
+asking, and no man on any ground whatever; and the same sentiment
+found another expression in a Magdalen Mission in Edinburgh,
+founded and largely supported by himself. This was but one of the
+many channels of his public generosity; his private was equally
+unstrained. The Church of Scotland, of which he held the doctrines
+(though in a sense of his own) and to which he bore a clansman's
+loyalty, profited often by his time and money; and though, from a
+morbid sense of his own unworthiness, he would never consent to be
+an office-bearer, his advice was often sought, and he served the
+Church on many committees. What he perhaps valued highest in his
+work were his contributions to the defence of Christianity; one of
+which, in particular, was praised by Hutchinson Stirling and
+reprinted at the request of Professor Crawford.
+
+His sense of his own unworthiness I have called morbid; morbid,
+too, were his sense of the fleetingness of life and his concern for
+death. He had never accepted the conditions of man's life or his
+own character; and his inmost thoughts were ever tinged with the
+Celtic melancholy. Cases of conscience were sometimes grievous to
+him, and that delicate employment of a scientific witness cost him
+many qualms. But he found respite from these troublesome humours
+in his work, in his lifelong study of natural science, in the
+society of those he loved, and in his daily walks, which now would
+carry him far into the country with some congenial friend, and now
+keep him dangling about the town from one old book-shop to another,
+and scraping romantic acquaintance with every dog that passed. His
+talk, compounded of so much sterling sense and so much freakish
+humour, and clothed in language so apt, droll, and emphatic, was a
+perpetual delight to all who knew him before the clouds began to
+settle on his mind. His use of language was both just and
+picturesque; and when at the beginning of his illness he began to
+feel the ebbing of this power, it was strange and painful to hear
+him reject one word after another as inadequate, and at length
+desist from the search and leave his phrase unfinished rather than
+finish it without propriety. It was perhaps another Celtic trait
+that his affections and emotions, passionate as these were, and
+liable to passionate ups and downs, found the most eloquent
+expression both in words and gestures. Love, anger, and
+indignation shone through him and broke forth in imagery, like what
+we read of Southern races. For all these emotional extremes, and
+in spite of the melancholy ground of his character, he had upon the
+whole a happy life; nor was he less fortunate in his death, which
+at the last came to him unaware.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X. TALK AND TALKERS
+
+
+Sir, we had a good talk. - JOHNSON.
+
+As we must account for every idle word, so we must for every idle
+silence. - FRANKLIN.
+
+
+THERE can be no fairer ambition than to excel in talk; to be
+affable, gay, ready, clear and welcome; to have a fact, a thought,
+or an illustration, pat to every subject; and not only to cheer the
+flight of time among our intimates, but bear our part in that great
+international congress, always sitting, where public wrongs are
+first declared, public errors first corrected, and the course of
+public opinion shaped, day by day, a little nearer to the right.
+No measure comes before Parliament but it has been long ago
+prepared by the grand jury of the talkers; no book is written that
+has not been largely composed by their assistance. Literature in
+many of its branches is no other than the shadow of good talk; but
+the imitation falls far short of the original in life, freedom and
+effect. There are always two to a talk, giving and taking,
+comparing experience and according conclusions. Talk is fluid,
+tentative, continually "in further search and progress"; while
+written words remain fixed, become idols even to the writer, found
+wooden dogmatisms, and preserve flies of obvious error in the amber
+of the truth. Last and chief, while literature, gagged with
+linsey-woolsey, can only deal with a fraction of the life of man,
+talk goes fancy free and may call a spade a spade. Talk has none
+of the freezing immunities of the pulpit. It cannot, even if it
+would, become merely aesthetic or merely classical like literature.
+A jest intervenes, the solemn humbug is dissolved in laughter, and
+speech runs forth out of the contemporary groove into the open
+fields of nature, cheery and cheering, like schoolboys out of
+school. And it is in talk alone that we can learn our period and
+ourselves. In short, the first duty of a man is to speak; that is
+his chief business in this world; and talk, which is the harmonious
+speech of two or more, is by far the most accessible of pleasures.
+It costs nothing in money; it is all profit; it completes our
+education, founds and fosters our friendships, and can be enjoyed
+at any age and in almost any state of health.
+
+The spice of life is battle; the friendliest relations are still a
+kind of contest; and if we would not forego all that is valuable in
+our lot, we must continually face some other person, eye to eye,
+and wrestle a fall whether in love or enmity. It is still by force
+of body, or power of character or intellect, that we attain to
+worthy pleasures. Men and women contend for each other in the
+lists of love, like rival mesmerists; the active and adroit decide
+their challenges in the sports of the body; and the sedentary sit
+down to chess or conversation. All sluggish and pacific pleasures
+are, to the same degree, solitary and selfish; and every durable
+band between human beings is founded in or heightened by some
+element of competition. Now, the relation that has the least root
+in matter is undoubtedly that airy one of friendship; and hence, I
+suppose, it is that good talk most commonly arises among friends.
+Talk is, indeed, both the scene and instrument of friendship. It
+is in talk alone that the friends can measure strength, and enjoy
+that amicable counter-assertion of personality which is the gauge
+of relations and the sport of life.
+
+A good talk is not to be had for the asking. Humours must first be
+accorded in a kind of overture or prologue; hour, company and
+circumstance be suited; and then, at a fit juncture, the subject,
+the quarry of two heated minds, spring up like a deer out of the
+wood. Not that the talker has any of the hunter's pride, though he
+has all and more than all his ardour. The genuine artist follows
+the stream of conversation as an angler follows the windings of a
+brook, not dallying where he fails to "kill." He trusts implicitly
+to hazard; and he is rewarded by continual variety, continual
+pleasure, and those changing prospects of the truth that are the
+best of education. There is nothing in a subject, so called, that
+we should regard it as an idol, or follow it beyond the promptings
+of desire. Indeed, there are few subjects; and so far as they are
+truly talkable, more than the half of them may be reduced to three:
+that I am I, that you are you, and that there are other people
+dimly understood to be not quite the same as either. Wherever talk
+may range, it still runs half the time on these eternal lines. The
+theme being set, each plays on himself as on an instrument; asserts
+and justifies himself; ransacks his brain for instances and
+opinions, and brings them forth new-minted, to his own surprise and
+the admiration of his adversary. All natural talk is a festival of
+ostentation; and by the laws of the game each accepts and fans the
+vanity of the other. It is from that reason that we venture to lay
+ourselves so open, that we dare to be so warmly eloquent, and that
+we swell in each other's eyes to such a vast proportion. For
+talkers, once launched, begin to overflow the limits of their
+ordinary selves, tower up to the height of their secret
+pretensions, and give themselves out for the heroes, brave, pious,
+musical and wise, that in their most shining moments they aspire to
+be. So they weave for themselves with words and for a while
+inhabit a palace of delights, temple at once and theatre, where
+they fill the round of the world's dignities, and feast with the
+gods, exulting in Kudos. And when the talk is over, each goes his
+way, still flushed with vanity and admiration, still trailing
+clouds of glory; each declines from the height of his ideal orgie,
+not in a moment, but by slow declension. I remember, in the
+ENTR'ACTE of an afternoon performance, coming forth into the
+sunshine, in a beautiful green, gardened corner of a romantic city;
+and as I sat and smoked, the music moving in my blood, I seemed to
+sit there and evaporate THE FLYING DUTCHMAN (for it was that I had
+been hearing) with a wonderful sense of life, warmth, well-being
+and pride; and the noises of the city, voices, bells and marching
+feet, fell together in my ears like a symphonious orchestra. In
+the same way, the excitement of a good talk lives for a long while
+after in the blood, the heart still hot within you, the brain still
+simmering, and the physical earth swimming around you with the
+colours of the sunset.
+
+Natural talk, like ploughing, should turn up a large surface of
+life, rather than dig mines into geological strata. Masses of
+experience, anecdote, incident, cross-lights, quotation, historical
+instances, the whole flotsam and jetsam of two minds forced in and
+in upon the matter in hand from every point of the compass, and
+from every degree of mental elevation and abasement - these are the
+material with which talk is fortified, the food on which the
+talkers thrive. Such argument as is proper to the exercise should
+still be brief and seizing. Talk should proceed by instances; by
+the apposite, not the expository. It should keep close along the
+lines of humanity, near the bosoms and businesses of men, at the
+level where history, fiction and experience intersect and
+illuminate each other. I am I, and You are You, with all my heart;
+but conceive how these lean propositions change and brighten when,
+instead of words, the actual you and I sit cheek by jowl, the
+spirit housed in the live body, and the very clothes uttering
+voices to corroborate the story in the face. Not less surprising
+is the change when we leave off to speak of generalities - the bad,
+the good, the miser, and all the characters of Theophrastus - and
+call up other men, by anecdote or instance, in their very trick and
+feature; or trading on a common knowledge, toss each other famous
+names, still glowing with the hues of life. Communication is no
+longer by words, but by the instancing of whole biographies, epics,
+systems of philosophy, and epochs of history, in bulk. That which
+is understood excels that which is spoken in quantity and quality
+alike; ideas thus figured and personified, change hands, as we may
+say, like coin; and the speakers imply without effort the most
+obscure and intricate thoughts. Strangers who have a large common
+ground of reading will, for this reason, come the sooner to the
+grapple of genuine converse. If they know Othello and Napoleon,
+Consuelo and Clarissa Harlowe, Vautrin and Steenie Steenson, they
+can leave generalities and begin at once to speak by figures.
+
+Conduct and art are the two subjects that arise most frequently and
+that embrace the widest range of facts. A few pleasures bear
+discussion for their own sake, but only those which are most social
+or most radically human; and even these can only be discussed among
+their devotees. A technicality is always welcome to the expert,
+whether in athletics, art or law; I have heard the best kind of
+talk on technicalities from such rare and happy persons as both
+know and love their business. No human being ever spoke of scenery
+for above two minutes at a time, which makes me suspect we hear too
+much of it in literature. The weather is regarded as the very
+nadir and scoff of conversational topics. And yet the weather, the
+dramatic element in scenery, is far more tractable in language, and
+far more human both in import and suggestion than the stable
+features of the landscape. Sailors and shepherds, and the people
+generally of coast and mountain, talk well of it; and it is often
+excitingly presented in literature. But the tendency of all living
+talk draws it back and back into the common focus of humanity.
+Talk is a creature of the street and market-place, feeding on
+gossip; and its last resort is still in a discussion on morals.
+That is the heroic form of gossip; heroic in virtue of its high
+pretensions; but still gossip, because it turns on personalities.
+You can keep no men long, nor Scotchmen at all, off moral or
+theological discussion. These are to all the world what law is to
+lawyers; they are everybody's technicalities; the medium through
+which all consider life, and the dialect in which they express
+their judgments. I knew three young men who walked together daily
+for some two months in a solemn and beautiful forest and in
+cloudless summer weather; daily they talked with unabated zest, and
+yet scarce wandered that whole time beyond two subjects - theology
+and love. And perhaps neither a court of love nor an assembly of
+divines would have granted their premisses or welcomed their
+conclusions.
+
+Conclusions, indeed, are not often reached by talk any more than by
+private thinking. That is not the profit. The profit is in the
+exercise, and above all in the experience; for when we reason at
+large on any subject, we review our state and history in life.
+From time to time, however, and specially, I think, in talking art,
+talk becomes elective, conquering like war, widening the boundaries
+of knowledge like an exploration. A point arises; the question
+takes a problematical, a baffling, yet a likely air; the talkers
+begin to feel lively presentiments of some conclusion near at hand;
+towards this they strive with emulous ardour, each by his own path,
+and struggling for first utterance; and then one leaps upon the
+summit of that matter with a shout, and almost at the same moment
+the other is beside him; and behold they are agreed. Like enough,
+the progress is illusory, a mere cat's cradle having been wound and
+unwound out of words. But the sense of joint discovery is none the
+less giddy and inspiriting. And in the life of the talker such
+triumphs, though imaginary, are neither few nor far apart; they are
+attained with speed and pleasure, in the hour of mirth; and by the
+nature of the process, they are always worthily shared.
+
+There is a certain attitude, combative at once and deferential,
+eager to fight yet most averse to quarrel, which marks out at once
+the talkable man. It is not eloquence, not fairness, not
+obstinacy, but a certain proportion of all of these that I love to
+encounter in my amicable adversaries. They must not be pontiffs
+holding doctrine, but huntsmen questing after elements of truth.
+Neither must they be boys to be instructed, but fellow-teachers
+with whom I may wrangle and agree on equal terms. We must reach
+some solution, some shadow of consent; for without that, eager talk
+becomes a torture. But we do not wish to reach it cheaply, or
+quickly, or without the tussle and effort wherein pleasure lies.
+
+The very best talker, with me, is one whom I shall call Spring-
+Heel'd Jack. I say so, because I never knew any one who mingled so
+largely the possible ingredients of converse. In the Spanish
+proverb, the fourth man necessary to compound a salad, is a madman
+to mix it: Jack is that madman. I know not which is more
+remarkable; the insane lucidity of his conclusions the humorous
+eloquence of his language, or his power of method, bringing the
+whole of life into the focus of the subject treated, mixing the
+conversational salad like a drunken god. He doubles like the
+serpent, changes and flashes like the shaken kaleidoscope,
+transmigrates bodily into the views of others, and so, in the
+twinkling of an eye and with a heady rapture, turns questions
+inside out and flings them empty before you on the ground, like a
+triumphant conjuror. It is my common practice when a piece of
+conduct puzzles me, to attack it in the presence of Jack with such
+grossness, such partiality and such wearing iteration, as at length
+shall spur him up in its defence. In a moment he transmigrates,
+dons the required character, and with moonstruck philosophy
+justifies the act in question. I can fancy nothing to compare with
+the VIM of these impersonations, the strange scale of language,
+flying from Shakespeare to Kant, and from Kant to Major Dyngwell -
+
+"As fast as a musician scatters sounds
+Out of an instrument"
+
+the sudden, sweeping generalisations, the absurd irrelevant
+particularities, the wit, wisdom, folly, humour, eloquence and
+bathos, each startling in its kind, and yet all luminous in the
+admired disorder of their combination. A talker of a different
+calibre, though belonging to the same school, is Burly. Burly is a
+man of a great presence; he commands a larger atmosphere, gives the
+impression of a grosser mass of character than most men. It has
+been said of him that his presence could be felt in a room you
+entered blindfold; and the same, I think, has been said of other
+powerful constitutions condemned to much physical inaction. There
+is something boisterous and piratic in Burly's manner of talk which
+suits well enough with this impression. He will roar you down, he
+will bury his face in his hands, he will undergo passions of revolt
+and agony; and meanwhile his attitude of mind is really both
+conciliatory and receptive; and after Pistol has been out Pistol'd,
+and the welkin rung for hours, you begin to perceive a certain
+subsidence in these spring torrents, points of agreement issue, and
+you end arm-in-arm, and in a glow of mutual admiration. The outcry
+only serves to make your final union the more unexpected and
+precious. Throughout there has been perfect sincerity, perfect
+intelligence, a desire to hear although not always to listen, and
+an unaffected eagerness to meet concessions. You have, with Burly,
+none of the dangers that attend debate with Spring-Heel'd Jack; who
+may at any moment turn his powers of transmigration on yourself,
+create for you a view you never held, and then furiously fall on
+you for holding it. These, at least, are my two favourites, and
+both are loud, copious, intolerant talkers. This argues that I
+myself am in the same category; for if we love talking at all, we
+love a bright, fierce adversary, who will hold his ground, foot by
+foot, in much our own manner, sell his attention dearly, and give
+us our full measure of the dust and exertion of battle. Both these
+men can be beat from a position, but it takes six hours to do it; a
+high and hard adventure, worth attempting. With both you can pass
+days in an enchanted country of the mind, with people, scenery and
+manners of its own; live a life apart, more arduous, active and
+glowing than any real existence; and come forth again when the talk
+is over, as out of a theatre or a dream, to find the east wind
+still blowing and the chimney-pots of the old battered city still
+around you. Jack has the far finer mind, Burly the far more
+honest; Jack gives us the animated poetry, Burly the romantic
+prose, of similar themes; the one glances high like a meteor and
+makes a light in darkness; the other, with many changing hues of
+fire, burns at the sea-level, like a conflagration; but both have
+the same humour and artistic interests, the same unquenched ardour
+in pursuit, the same gusts of talk and thunderclaps of
+contradiction.
+
+Cockshot (5) is a different article, but vastly entertaining, and
+has been meat and drink to me for many a long evening. His manner
+is dry, brisk and pertinacious, and the choice of words not much.
+The point about him is his extraordinary readiness and spirit. You
+can propound nothing but he has either a theory about it ready-
+made, or will have one instantly on the stocks, and proceed to lay
+its timbers and launch it in your presence. "Let me see," he will
+say. "Give me a moment. I SHOULD have some theory for that." A
+blither spectacle than the vigour with which he sets about the
+task, it were hard to fancy. He is possessed by a demoniac energy,
+welding the elements for his life, and bending ideas, as an athlete
+bends a horse-shoe, with a visible and lively effort. He has, in
+theorising, a compass, an art; what I would call the synthetic
+gusto; something of a Herbert Spencer, who should see the fun of
+the thing. You are not bound, and no more is he, to place your
+faith in these brand-new opinions. But some of them are right
+enough, durable even for life; and the poorest serve for a cock shy
+- as when idle people, after picnics, float a bottle on a pond and
+have an hour's diversion ere it sinks. Whichever they are, serious
+opinions or humours of the moment, he still defends his ventures
+with indefatigable wit and spirit, hitting savagely himself, but
+taking punishment like a man. He knows and never forgets that
+people talk, first of all, for the sake of talking; conducts
+himself in the ring, to use the old slang, like a thorough
+"glutton," and honestly enjoys a telling facer from his adversary.
+Cockshot is bottled effervescency, the sworn foe of sleep. Three-
+in-the-morning Cockshot, says a victim. His talk is like the
+driest of all imaginable dry champagnes. Sleight of hand and
+inimitable quickness are the qualities by which he lives.
+Athelred, on the other hand, presents you with the spectacle of a
+sincere and somewhat slow nature thinking aloud. He is the most
+unready man I ever knew to shine in conversation. You may see him
+sometimes wrestle with a refractory jest for a minute or two
+together, and perhaps fail to throw it in the end. And there is
+something singularly engaging, often instructive, in the simplicity
+with which he thus exposes the process as well as the result, the
+works as well as the dial of the clock. Withal he has his hours of
+inspiration. Apt words come to him as if by accident, and, coming
+from deeper down, they smack the more personally, they have the
+more of fine old crusted humanity, rich in sediment and humour.
+There are sayings of his in which he has stamped himself into the
+very grain of the language; you would think he must have worn the
+words next his skin and slept with them. Yet it is not as a sayer
+of particular good things that Athelred is most to he regarded,
+rather as the stalwart woodman of thought. I have pulled on a
+light cord often enough, while he has been wielding the broad-axe;
+and between us, on this unequal division, many a specious fallacy
+has fallen. I have known him to battle the same question night
+after night for years, keeping it in the reign of talk, constantly
+applying it and re-applying it to life with humorous or grave
+intention, and all the while, never hurrying, nor flagging, nor
+taking an unfair advantage of the facts. Jack at a given moment,
+when arising, as it were, from the tripod, can be more radiantly
+just to those from whom he differs; but then the tenor of his
+thoughts is even calumnious; while Athelred, slower to forge
+excuses, is yet slower to condemn, and sits over the welter of the
+world, vacillating but still judicial, and still faithfully
+contending with his doubts.
+
+Both the last talkers deal much in points of conduct and religion
+studied in the "dry light" of prose. Indirectly and as if against
+his will the same elements from time to time appear in the troubled
+and poetic talk of Opalstein. His various and exotic knowledge,
+complete although unready sympathies, and fine, full,
+discriminative flow of language, fit him out to be the best of
+talkers; so perhaps he is with some, not quite with me - PROXIME
+ACCESSIT, I should say. He sings the praises of the earth and the
+arts, flowers and jewels, wine and music, in a moonlight,
+serenading manner, as to the light guitar; even wisdom comes from
+his tongue like singing; no one is, indeed, more tuneful in the
+upper notes. But even while he sings the song of the Sirens, he
+still hearkens to the barking of the Sphinx. Jarring Byronic notes
+interrupt the flow of his Horatian humours. His mirth has
+something of the tragedy of the world for its perpetual background;
+and he feasts like Don Giovanni to a double orchestra, one lightly
+sounding for the dance, one pealing Beethoven in the distance. He
+is not truly reconciled either with life or with himself; and this
+instant war in his members sometimes divides the man's attention.
+He does not always, perhaps not often, frankly surrender himself in
+conversation. He brings into the talk other thoughts than those
+which he expresses; you are conscious that he keeps an eye on
+something else, that he does not shake off the world, nor quite
+forget himself. Hence arise occasional disappointments; even an
+occasional unfairness for his companions, who find themselves one
+day giving too much, and the next, when they are wary out of
+season, giving perhaps too little. Purcel is in another class from
+any I have mentioned. He is no debater, but appears in
+conversation, as occasion rises, in two distinct characters, one of
+which I admire and fear, and the other love. In the first, he is
+radiantly civil and rather silent, sits on a high, courtly hilltop,
+and from that vantage-ground drops you his remarks like favours.
+He seems not to share in our sublunary contentions; he wears no
+sign of interest; when on a sudden there falls in a crystal of wit,
+so polished that the dull do not perceive it, but so right that the
+sensitive are silenced. True talk should have more body and blood,
+should be louder, vainer and more declaratory of the man; the true
+talker should not hold so steady an advantage over whom he speaks
+with; and that is one reason out of a score why I prefer my Purcel
+in his second character, when he unbends into a strain of graceful
+gossip, singing like the fireside kettle. In these moods he has an
+elegant homeliness that rings of the true Queen Anne. I know
+another person who attains, in his moments, to the insolence of a
+Restoration comedy, speaking, I declare, as Congreve wrote; but
+that is a sport of nature, and scarce falls under the rubric, for
+there is none, alas! to give him answer.
+
+One last remark occurs: It is the mark of genuine conversation that
+the sayings can scarce be quoted with their full effect beyond the
+circle of common friends. To have their proper weight they should
+appear in a biography, and with the portrait of the speaker. Good
+talk is dramatic; it is like an impromptu piece of acting where
+each should represent himself to the greatest advantage; and that
+is the best kind of talk where each speaker is most fully and
+candidly himself, and where, if you were to shift the speeches
+round from one to another, there would be the greatest loss in
+significance and perspicuity. It is for this reason that talk
+depends so wholly on our company. We should like to introduce
+Falstaff and Mercutio, or Falstaff and Sir Toby; but Falstaff in
+talk with Cordelia seems even painful. Most of us, by the Protean
+quality of man, can talk to some degree with all; but the true
+talk, that strikes out all the slumbering best of us, comes only
+with the peculiar brethren of our spirits, is founded as deep as
+love in the constitution of our being, and is a thing to relish
+with all our energy, while yet we have it, and to be grateful for
+forever.
+
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI. TALK AND TALKERS (6)
+
+
+II
+
+
+IN the last paper there was perhaps too much about mere debate; and
+there was nothing said at all about that kind of talk which is
+merely luminous and restful, a higher power of silence, the quiet
+of the evening shared by ruminating friends. There is something,
+aside from personal preference, to be alleged in support of this
+omission. Those who are no chimney-cornerers, who rejoice in the
+social thunderstorm, have a ground in reason for their choice.
+They get little rest indeed; but restfulness is a quality for
+cattle; the virtues are all active, life is alert, and it is in
+repose that men prepare themselves for evil. On the other hand,
+they are bruised into a knowledge of themselves and others; they
+have in a high degree the fencer's pleasure in dexterity displayed
+and proved; what they get they get upon life's terms, paying for it
+as they go; and once the talk is launched, they are assured of
+honest dealing from an adversary eager like themselves. The
+aboriginal man within us, the cave-dweller, still lusty as when he
+fought tooth and nail for roots and berries, scents this kind of
+equal battle from afar; it is like his old primaeval days upon the
+crags, a return to the sincerity of savage life from the
+comfortable fictions of the civilised. And if it be delightful to
+the Old Man, it is none the less profitable to his younger brother,
+the conscientious gentleman I feel never quite sure of your urbane
+and smiling coteries; I fear they indulge a man's vanities in
+silence, suffer him to encroach, encourage him on to be an ass, and
+send him forth again, not merely contemned for the moment, but
+radically more contemptible than when he entered. But if I have a
+flushed, blustering fellow for my opposite, bent on carrying a
+point, my vanity is sure to have its ears rubbed, once at least, in
+the course of the debate. He will not spare me when we differ; he
+will not fear to demonstrate my folly to my face.
+
+For many natures there is not much charm in the still, chambered
+society, the circle of bland countenances, the digestive silence,
+the admired remark, the flutter of affectionate approval. They
+demand more atmosphere and exercise; "a gale upon their spirits,"
+as our pious ancestors would phrase it; to have their wits well
+breathed in an uproarious Valhalla. And I suspect that the choice,
+given their character and faults, is one to be defended. The
+purely wise are silenced by facts; they talk in a clear atmosphere,
+problems lying around them like a view in nature; if they can be
+shown to be somewhat in the wrong, they digest the reproof like a
+thrashing, and make better intellectual blood. They stand
+corrected by a whisper; a word or a glance reminds them of the
+great eternal law. But it is not so with all. Others in
+conversation seek rather contact with their fellow-men than
+increase of knowledge or clarity of thought. The drama, not the
+philosophy, of life is the sphere of their intellectual activity.
+Even when they pursue truth, they desire as much as possible of
+what we may call human scenery along the road they follow. They
+dwell in the heart of life; the blood sounding in their ears, their
+eyes laying hold of what delights them with a brutal avidity that
+makes them blind to all besides, their interest riveted on people,
+living, loving, talking, tangible people. To a man of this
+description, the sphere of argument seems very pale and ghostly.
+By a strong expression, a perturbed countenance, floods of tears,
+an insult which his conscience obliges him to swallow, he is
+brought round to knowledge which no syllogism would have conveyed
+to him. His own experience is so vivid, he is so superlatively
+conscious of himself, that if, day after day, he is allowed to
+hector and hear nothing but approving echoes, he will lose his hold
+on the soberness of things and take himself in earnest for a god.
+Talk might be to such an one the very way of moral ruin; the school
+where he might learn to be at once intolerable and ridiculous.
+
+This character is perhaps commoner than philosophers suppose. And
+for persons of that stamp to learn much by conversation, they must
+speak with their superiors, not in intellect, for that is a
+superiority that must be proved, but in station. If they cannot
+find a friend to bully them for their good, they must find either
+an old man, a woman, or some one so far below them in the
+artificial order of society, that courtesy may he particularly
+exercised.
+
+The best teachers are the aged. To the old our mouths are always
+partly closed; we must swallow our obvious retorts and listen.
+They sit above our heads, on life's raised dais, and appeal at once
+to our respect and pity. A flavour of the old school, a touch of
+something different in their manner - which is freer and rounder,
+if they come of what is called a good family, and often more timid
+and precise if they are of the middle class - serves, in these
+days, to accentuate the difference of age and add a distinction to
+gray hairs. But their superiority is founded more deeply than by
+outward marks or gestures. They are before us in the march of man;
+they have more or less solved the irking problem; they have battled
+through the equinox of life; in good and evil they have held their
+course; and now, without open shame, they near the crown and
+harbour. It may be we have been struck with one of fortune's
+darts; we can scarce be civil, so cruelly is our spirit tossed.
+Yet long before we were so much as thought upon, the like calamity
+befell the old man or woman that now, with pleasant humour, rallies
+us upon our inattention, sitting composed in the holy evening of
+man's life, in the clear shining after rain. We grow ashamed of
+our distresses, new and hot and coarse, like villainous roadside
+brandy; we see life in aerial perspective, under the heavens of
+faith; and out of the worst, in the mere presence of contented
+elders, look forward and take patience. Fear shrinks before them
+"like a thing reproved," not the flitting and ineffectual fear of
+death, but the instant, dwelling terror of the responsibilities and
+revenges of life. Their speech, indeed, is timid; they report
+lions in the path; they counsel a meticulous footing; but their
+serene, marred faces are more eloquent and tell another story.
+Where they have gone, we will go also, not very greatly fearing;
+what they have endured unbroken, we also, God helping us, will make
+a shift to bear.
+
+Not only is the presence of the aged in itself remedial, but their
+minds are stored with antidotes, wisdom's simples, plain
+considerations overlooked by youth. They have matter to
+communicate, be they never so stupid. Their talk is not merely
+literature, it is great literature; classic in virtue of the
+speaker's detachment, studded, like a book of travel, with things
+we should not otherwise have learnt. In virtue, I have said, of
+the speaker's detachment, - and this is why, of two old men, the
+one who is not your father speaks to you with the more sensible
+authority; for in the paternal relation the oldest have lively
+interests and remain still young. Thus I have known two young men
+great friends; each swore by the other's father; the father of each
+swore by the other lad; and yet each pair of parent and child were
+perpetually by the ears. This is typical: it reads like the germ
+of some kindly comedy.
+
+The old appear in conversation in two characters: the critically
+silent and the garrulous anecdotic. The last is perhaps what we
+look for; it is perhaps the more instructive. An old gentleman,
+well on in years, sits handsomely and naturally in the bow-window
+of his age, scanning experience with reverted eye; and chirping and
+smiling, communicates the accidents and reads the lesson of his
+long career. Opinions are strengthened, indeed, but they are also
+weeded out in the course of years. What remains steadily present
+to the eye of the retired veteran in his hermitage, what still
+ministers to his content, what still quickens his old honest heart
+- these are "the real long-lived things" that Whitman tells us to
+prefer. Where youth agrees with age, not where they differ, wisdom
+lies; and it is when the young disciple finds his heart to beat in
+tune with his gray-bearded teacher's that a lesson may be learned.
+I have known one old gentleman, whom I may name, for he in now
+gathered to his stock - Robert Hunter, Sheriff of Dumbarton, and
+author of an excellent law-book still re-edited and republished.
+Whether he was originally big or little is more than I can guess.
+When I knew him he was all fallen away and fallen in; crooked and
+shrunken; buckled into a stiff waistcoat for support; troubled by
+ailments, which kept him hobbling in and out of the room; one foot
+gouty; a wig for decency, not for deception, on his head; close
+shaved, except under his chin - and for that he never failed to
+apologise, for it went sore against the traditions of his life.
+You can imagine how he would fare in a novel by Miss Mather; yet
+this rag of a Chelsea veteran lived to his last year in the
+plenitude of all that is best in man, brimming with human kindness,
+and staunch as a Roman soldier under his manifold infirmities. You
+could not say that he had lost his memory, for he would repeat
+Shakespeare and Webster and Jeremy Taylor and Burke by the page
+together; but the parchment was filled up, there was no room for
+fresh inscriptions, and he was capable of repeating the same
+anecdote on many successive visits. His voice survived in its full
+power, and he took a pride in using it. On his last voyage as
+Commissioner of lighthouses, he hailed a ship at sea and made
+himself clearly audible without a speaking trumpet, ruffling the
+while with a proper vanity in his achievement. He had a habit of
+eking out his words with interrogative hems, which was puzzling and
+a little wearisome, suited ill with his appearance, and seemed a
+survival from some former stage of bodily portliness. Of yore,
+when he was a great pedestrian and no enemy to good claret, he may
+have pointed with these minute guns his allocutions to the bench.
+His humour was perfectly equable, set beyond the reach of fate;
+gout, rheumatism, stone and gravel might have combined their forces
+against that frail tabernacle, but when I came round on Sunday
+evening, he would lay aside Jeremy Taylor's LIFE OF CHRIST and
+greet me with the same open brow, the same kind formality of
+manner. His opinions and sympathies dated the man almost to a
+decade. He had begun life, under his mother's influence, as an
+admirer of Junius, but on maturer knowledge had transferred his
+admiration to Burke. He cautioned me, with entire gravity, to be
+punctilious in writing English; never to forget that I was a
+Scotchman, that English was a foreign tongue, and that if I
+attempted the colloquial, I should certainly, be shamed: the remark
+was apposite, I suppose, in the days of David Hume. Scott was too
+new for him; he had known the author - known him, too, for a Tory;
+and to the genuine classic a contemporary is always something of a
+trouble. He had the old, serious love of the play; had even, as he
+was proud to tell, played a certain part in the history of
+Shakespearian revivals, for he had successfully pressed on Murray,
+of the old Edinburgh Theatre, the idea of producing Shakespeare's
+fairy pieces with great scenic display. A moderate in religion, he
+was much struck in the last years of his life by a conversation
+with two young lads, revivalists "H'm," he would say - "new to me.
+I have had - h'm - no such experience." It struck him, not with
+pain, rather with a solemn philosophic interest, that he, a
+Christian as he hoped, and a Christian of so old a standing, should
+hear these young fellows talking of his own subject, his own
+weapons that he had fought the battle of life with, - "and - h'm -
+not understand." In this wise and graceful attitude he did justice
+to himself and others, reposed unshaken in his old beliefs, and
+recognised their limits without anger or alarm. His last recorded
+remark, on the last night of his life, was after he had been
+arguing against Calvinism with his minister and was interrupted by
+an intolerable pang. "After all," he said, "of all the 'isms, I
+know none so bad as rheumatism." My own last sight of him was some
+time before, when we dined together at an inn; he had been on
+circuit, for he stuck to his duties like a chief part of his
+existence; and I remember it as the only occasion on which he ever
+soiled his lips with slang - a thing he loathed. We were both
+Roberts; and as we took our places at table, he addressed me with a
+twinkle: "We are just what you would call two bob." He offered me
+port, I remember, as the proper milk of youth; spoke of "twenty-
+shilling notes"; and throughout the meal was full of old-world
+pleasantry and quaintness, like an ancient boy on a holiday. But
+what I recall chiefly was his confession that he had never read
+OTHELLO to an end. Shakespeare was his continual study. He loved
+nothing better than to display his knowledge and memory by adducing
+parallel passages from Shakespeare, passages where the same word
+was employed, or the same idea differently treated. But OTHELLO
+had beaten him. "That noble gentleman and that noble lady - h'm -
+too painful for me." The same night the hoardings were covered
+with posters, "Burlesque of OTHELLO," and the contrast blazed up in
+my mind like a bonfire. An unforgettable look it gave me into that
+kind man's soul. His acquaintance was indeed a liberal and pious
+education. All the humanities were taught in that bare dining-room
+beside his gouty footstool. He was a piece of good advice; he was
+himself the instance that pointed and adorned his various talk.
+Nor could a young man have found elsewhere a place so set apart
+from envy, fear, discontent, or any of the passions that debase; a
+life so honest and composed; a soul like an ancient violin, so
+subdued to harmony, responding to a touch in music - as in that
+dining-room, with Mr. Hunter chatting at the eleventh hour, under
+the shadow of eternity, fearless and gentle.
+
+The second class of old people are not anecdotic; they are rather
+hearers than talkers, listening to the young with an amused and
+critical attention. To have this sort of intercourse to
+perfection, I think we must go to old ladies. Women are better
+hearers than men, to begin with; they learn, I fear in anguish, to
+bear with the tedious and infantile vanity of the other sex; and we
+will take more from a woman than even from the oldest man in the
+way of biting comment. Biting comment is the chief part, whether
+for profit or amusement, in this business. The old lady that I
+have in my eye is a very caustic speaker, her tongue, after years
+of practice, in absolute command, whether for silence or attack.
+If she chance to dislike you, you will be tempted to curse the
+malignity of age. But if you chance to please even slightly, you
+will be listened to with a particular laughing grace of sympathy,
+and from time to time chastised, as if in play, with a parasol as
+heavy as a pole-axe. It requires a singular art, as well as the
+vantage-ground of age, to deal these stunning corrections among the
+coxcombs of the young. The pill is disguised in sugar of wit; it
+is administered as a compliment - if you had not pleased, you would
+not have been censured; it is a personal affair - a hyphen, A TRAIT
+D'UNION, between you and your censor; age's philandering, for her
+pleasure and your good. Incontestably the young man feels very
+much of a fool; but he must be a perfect Malvolio, sick with self-
+love, if he cannot take an open buffet and still smile. The
+correction of silence is what kills; when you know you have
+transgressed, and your friend says nothing and avoids your eye. If
+a man were made of gutta-percha, his heart would quail at such a
+moment. But when the word is out, the worst is over; and a fellow
+with any good-humour at all may pass through a perfect hail of
+witty criticism, every bare place on his soul hit to the quick with
+a shrewd missile, and reappear, as if after a dive, tingling with a
+fine moral reaction, and ready, with a shrinking readiness, one-
+third loath, for a repetition of the discipline.
+
+There are few women, not well sunned and ripened, and perhaps
+toughened, who can thus stand apart from a man and say the true
+thing with a kind of genial cruelty. Still there are some - and I
+doubt if there be any man who can return the compliment. The class
+of man represented by Vernon Whitford in THE EGOIST says, indeed,
+the true thing, but he says it stockishly. Vernon is a noble
+fellow, and makes, by the way, a noble and instructive contrast to
+Daniel Deronda; his conduct is the conduct of a man of honour; but
+we agree with him, against our consciences, when he remorsefully
+considers "its astonishing dryness." He is the best of men, but
+the best of women manage to combine all that and something more.
+Their very faults assist them; they are helped even by the
+falseness of their position in life. They can retire into the
+fortified camp of the proprieties. They can touch a subject and
+suppress it. The most adroit employ a somewhat elaborate reserve
+as a means to be frank, much as they wear gloves when they shake
+hands. But a man has the full responsibility of his freedom,
+cannot evade a question, can scarce be silent without rudeness,
+must answer for his words upon the moment, and is not seldom left
+face to face with a damning choice, between the more or less
+dishonourable wriggling of Deronda and the downright woodenness of
+Vernon Whitford.
+
+But the superiority of women is perpetually menaced; they do not
+sit throned on infirmities like the old; they are suitors as well
+as sovereigns; their vanity is engaged, their affections are too
+apt to follow; and hence much of the talk between the sexes
+degenerates into something unworthy of the name. The desire to
+please, to shine with a certain softness of lustre and to draw a
+fascinating picture of oneself, banishes from conversation all that
+is sterling and most of what is humorous. As soon as a strong
+current of mutual admiration begins to flow, the human interest
+triumphs entirely over the intellectual, and the commerce of words,
+consciously or not, becomes secondary to the commencing of eyes.
+But even where this ridiculous danger is avoided, and a man and
+woman converse equally and honestly, something in their nature or
+their education falsifies the strain. An instinct prompts them to
+agree; and where that is impossible, to agree to differ. Should
+they neglect the warning, at the first suspicion of an argument,
+they find themselves in different hemispheres. About any point of
+business or conduct, any actual affair demanding settlement, a
+woman will speak and listen, hear and answer arguments, not only
+with natural wisdom, but with candour and logical honesty. But if
+the subject of debate be something in the air, an abstraction, an
+excuse for talk, a logical Aunt Sally, then may the male debater
+instantly abandon hope; he may employ reason, adduce facts, be
+supple, be smiling, be angry, all shall avail him nothing; what the
+woman said first, that (unless she has forgotten it) she will
+repeat at the end. Hence, at the very junctures when a talk
+between men grows brighter and quicker and begins to promise to
+bear fruit, talk between the sexes is menaced with dissolution.
+The point of difference, the point of interest, is evaded by the
+brilliant woman, under a shower of irrelevant conversational
+rockets; it is bridged by the discreet woman with a rustle of silk,
+as she passes smoothly forward to the nearest point of safety. And
+this sort of prestidigitation, juggling the dangerous topic out of
+sight until it can be reintroduced with safety in an altered shape,
+is a piece of tactics among the true drawing-room queens.
+
+The drawing-room is, indeed, an artificial place; it is so by our
+choice and for our sins. The subjection of women; the ideal
+imposed upon them from the cradle, and worn, like a hair-shirt,
+with so much constancy; their motherly, superior tenderness to
+man's vanity and self-importance; their managing arts - the arts of
+a civilised slave among good-natured barbarians - are all painful
+ingredients and all help to falsify relations. It is not till we
+get clear of that amusing artificial scene that genuine relations
+are founded, or ideas honestly compared. In the garden, on the
+road or the hillside, or TETE-A-TETE and apart from interruptions,
+occasions arise when we may learn much from any single woman; and
+nowhere more often than in married life. Marriage is one long
+conversation, chequered by disputes. The disputes are valueless;
+they but ingrain the difference; the heroic heart of woman
+prompting her at once to nail her colours to the mast. But in the
+intervals, almost unconsciously and with no desire to shine, the
+whole material of life is turned over and over, ideas are struck
+out and shared, the two persons more and more adapt their notions
+one to suit the other, and in process of time, without sound of
+trumpet, they conduct each other into new worlds of thought.
+
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII. THE CHARACTER OF DOGS
+
+
+THE civilisation, the manners, and the morals of dog-kind are to a
+great extent subordinated to those of his ancestral master, man.
+This animal, in many ways so superior, has accepted a position of
+inferiority, shares the domestic life, and humours the caprices of
+the tyrant. But the potentate, like the British in India, pays
+small regard to the character of his willing client, judges him
+with listless glances, and condemns him in a byword. Listless have
+been the looks of his admirers, who have exhausted idle terms of
+praise, and buried the poor soul below exaggerations. And yet more
+idle and, if possible, more unintelligent has been the attitude of
+his express detractors; those who are very fond of dogs "but in
+their proper place"; who say "poo' fellow, poo' fellow," and are
+themselves far poorer; who whet the knife of the vivisectionist or
+heat his oven; who are not ashamed to admire "the creature's
+instinct"; and flying far beyond folly, have dared to resuscitate
+the theory of animal machines. The "dog's instinct" and the
+"automaton-dog," in this age of psychology and science, sound like
+strange anachronisms. An automaton he certainly is; a machine
+working independently of his control, the heart, like the mill-
+wheel, keeping all in motion, and the consciousness, like a person
+shut in the mill garret, enjoying the view out of the window and
+shaken by the thunder of the stones; an automaton in one corner of
+which a living spirit is confined: an automaton like man. Instinct
+again he certainly possesses. Inherited aptitudes are his,
+inherited frailties. Some things he at once views and understands,
+as though he were awakened from a sleep, as though he came
+"trailing clouds of glory." But with him, as with man, the field
+of instinct is limited; its utterances are obscure and occasional;
+and about the far larger part of life both the dog and his master
+must conduct their steps by deduction and observation.
+
+The leading distinction between dog and man, after and perhaps
+before the different duration of their lives, is that the one can
+speak and that the other cannot. The absence of the power of
+speech confines the dog in the development of his intellect. It
+hinders him from many speculations, for words are the beginning of
+meta-physic. At the same blow it saves him from many
+superstitions, and his silence has won for him a higher name for
+virtue than his conduct justifies. The faults of the dog are many.
+He is vainer than man, singularly greedy of notice, singularly
+intolerant of ridicule, suspicious like the deaf, jealous to the
+degree of frenzy, and radically devoid of truth. The day of an
+intelligent small dog is passed in the manufacture and the
+laborious communication of falsehood; he lies with his tail, he
+lies with his eye, he lies with his protesting paw; and when he
+rattles his dish or scratches at the door his purpose is other than
+appears. But he has some apology to offer for the vice. Many of
+the signs which form his dialect have come to bear an arbitrary
+meaning, clearly understood both by his master and himself; yet
+when a new want arises he must either invent a new vehicle of
+meaning or wrest an old one to a different purpose; and this
+necessity frequently recurring must tend to lessen his idea of the
+sanctity of symbols. Meanwhile the dog is clear in his own
+conscience, and draws, with a human nicety, the distinction between
+formal and essential truth. Of his punning perversions, his
+legitimate dexterity with symbols, he is even vain; but when he has
+told and been detected in a lie, there is not a hair upon his body
+but confesses guilt. To a dog of gentlemanly feeling theft and
+falsehood are disgraceful vices. The canine, like the human,
+gentleman demands in his misdemeanours Montaigne's "JE NE SAIS QUOI
+DE GENEREUX." He is never more than half ashamed of having barked
+or bitten; and for those faults into which he has been led by the
+desire to shine before a lady of his race, he retains, even under
+physical correction, a share of pride. But to be caught lying, if
+he understands it, instantly uncurls his fleece.
+
+Just as among dull observers he preserves a name for truth, the dog
+has been credited with modesty. It is amazing how the use of
+language blunts the faculties of man - that because vain glory
+finds no vent in words, creatures supplied with eyes have been
+unable to detect a fault so gross and obvious. If a small spoiled
+dog were suddenly to be endowed with speech, he would prate
+interminably, and still about himself; when we had friends, we
+should be forced to lock him in a garret; and what with his whining
+jealousies and his foible for falsehood, in a year's time he would
+have gone far to weary out our love. I was about to compare him to
+Sir Willoughby Patterne, but the Patternes have a manlier sense of
+their own merits; and the parallel, besides, is ready. Hans
+Christian Andersen, as we behold him in his startling memoirs,
+thrilling from top to toe with an excruciating vanity, and scouting
+even along the street for shadows of offence - here was the talking
+dog.
+
+It is just this rage for consideration that has betrayed the dog
+into his satellite position as the friend of man. The cat, an
+animal of franker appetites, preserves his independence. But the
+dog, with one eye ever on the audience, has been wheedled into
+slavery, and praised and patted into the renunciation of his
+nature. Once he ceased hunting and became man's plate-licker, the
+Rubicon was crossed. Thenceforth he was a gentleman of leisure;
+and except the few whom we keep working, the whole race grew more
+and more self-conscious, mannered and affected. The number of
+things that a small dog does naturally is strangely small.
+Enjoying better spirits and not crushed under material cares, he is
+far more theatrical than average man. His whole life, if he be a
+dog of any pretension to gallantry, is spent in a vain show, and in
+the hot pursuit of admiration. Take out your puppy for a walk, and
+you will find the little ball of fur clumsy, stupid, bewildered,
+but natural. Let but a few months pass, and when you repeat the
+process you will find nature buried in convention. He will do
+nothing plainly; but the simplest processes of our material life
+will all be bent into the forms of an elaborate and mysterious
+etiquette. Instinct, says the fool, has awakened. But it is not
+so. Some dogs - some, at the very least - if they be kept separate
+from others, remain quite natural; and these, when at length they
+meet with a companion of experience, and have the game explained to
+them, distinguish themselves by the severity of their devotion to
+its rules. I wish I were allowed to tell a story which would
+radiantly illuminate the point; but men, like dogs, have an
+elaborate and mysterious etiquette. It is their bond of sympathy
+that both are the children of convention.
+
+The person, man or dog, who has a conscience is eternally condemned
+to some degree of humbug; the sense of the law in their members
+fatally precipitates either towards a frozen and affected bearing.
+And the converse is true; and in the elaborate and conscious
+manners of the dog, moral opinions and the love of the ideal stand
+confessed. To follow for ten minutes in the street some
+swaggering, canine cavalier, is to receive a lesson in dramatic art
+and the cultured conduct of the body; in every act and gesture you
+see him true to a refined conception; and the dullest cur,
+beholding him, pricks up his ear and proceeds to imitate and parody
+that charming ease. For to be a high-mannered and high-minded
+gentleman, careless, affable, and gay, is the inborn pretension of
+the dog. The large dog, so much lazier, so much more weighed upon
+with matter, so majestic in repose, so beautiful in effort, is born
+with the dramatic means to wholly represent the part. And it is
+more pathetic and perhaps more instructive to consider the small
+dog in his conscientious and imperfect efforts to outdo Sir Philip
+Sidney. For the ideal of the dog is feudal and religious; the
+ever-present polytheism, the whip-bearing Olympus of mankind, rules
+them on the one hand; on the other, their singular difference of
+size and strength among themselves effectually prevents the
+appearance of the democratic notion. Or we might more exactly
+compare their society to the curious spectacle presented by a
+school - ushers, monitors, and big and little boys - qualified by
+one circumstance, the introduction of the other sex. In each, we
+should observe a somewhat similar tension of manner, and somewhat
+similar points of honour. In each the larger animal keeps a
+contemptuous good humour; in each the smaller annoys him with wasp-
+like impudence, certain of practical immunity; in each we shall
+find a double life producing double characters, and an excursive
+and noisy heroism combined with a fair amount of practical
+timidity. I have known dogs, and I have known school heroes that,
+set aside the fur, could hardly have been told apart; and if we
+desire to understand the chivalry of old, we must turn to the
+school playfields or the dungheap where the dogs are trooping.
+
+Woman, with the dog, has been long enfranchised. Incessant
+massacre of female innocents has changed the proportions of the
+sexes and perverted their relations. Thus, when we regard the
+manners of the dog, we see a romantic and monogamous animal, once
+perhaps as delicate as the cat, at war with impossible conditions.
+Man has much to answer for; and the part he plays is yet more
+damnable and parlous than Corin's in the eyes of Touchstone. But
+his intervention has at least created an imperial situation for the
+rare surviving ladies. In that society they reign without a rival:
+conscious queens; and in the only instance of a canine wife-beater
+that has ever fallen under my notice, the criminal was somewhat
+excused by the circumstances of his story. He is a little, very
+alert, well-bred, intelligent Skye, as black as a hat, with a wet
+bramble for a nose and two cairngorms for eyes. To the human
+observer, he is decidedly well-looking; but to the ladies of his
+race he seems abhorrent. A thorough elaborate gentleman, of the
+plume and sword-knot order, he was born with a nice sense of
+gallantry to women. He took at their hands the most outrageous
+treatment; I have heard him bleating like a sheep, I have seen him
+streaming blood, and his ear tattered like a regimental banner; and
+yet he would scorn to make reprisals. Nay more, when a human lady
+upraised the contumelious whip against the very dame who had been
+so cruelly misusing him, my little great-heart gave but one hoarse
+cry and fell upon the tyrant tooth and nail. This is the tale of a
+soul's tragedy. After three years of unavailing chivalry, he
+suddenly, in one hour, threw off the yoke of obligation; had he
+been Shakespeare he would then have written TROILUS AND CRESSIDA to
+brand the offending sex; but being only a little dog, he began to
+bite them. The surprise of the ladies whom he attacked indicated
+the monstrosity of his offence; but he had fairly beaten off his
+better angel, fairly committed moral suicide; for almost in the
+same hour, throwing aside the last rags of decency, he proceeded to
+attack the aged also. The fact is worth remark, showing, as it
+does, that ethical laws are common both to dogs and men; and that
+with both a single deliberate violation of the conscience loosens
+all. "But while the lamp holds on to burn," says the paraphrase,
+"the greatest sinner may return." I have been cheered to see
+symptoms of effectual penitence in my sweet ruffian; and by the
+handling that he accepted uncomplainingly the other day from an
+indignant fair one, I begin to hope the period of STURM UND DRANG
+is closed.
+
+All these little gentlemen are subtle casuists. The duty to the
+female dog is plain; but where competing duties rise, down they
+will sit and study them out, like Jesuit confessors. I knew
+another little Skye, somewhat plain in manner and appearance, but a
+creature compact of amiability and solid wisdom. His family going
+abroad for a winter, he was received for that period by an uncle in
+the same city. The winter over, his own family home again, and his
+own house (of which he was very proud) reopened, he found himself
+in a dilemma between two conflicting duties of loyalty and
+gratitude. His old friends were not to be neglected, but it seemed
+hardly decent to desert the new. This was how he solved the
+problem. Every morning, as soon as the door was opened, of posted
+Coolin to his uncle's, visited the children in the nursery, saluted
+the whole family, and was back at home in time for breakfast and
+his bit of fish. Nor was this done without a sacrifice on his
+part, sharply felt; for he had to forego the particular honour and
+jewel of his day - his morning's walk with my father. And, perhaps
+from this cause, he gradually wearied of and relaxed the practice,
+and at length returned entirely to his ancient habits. But the
+same decision served him in another and more distressing case of
+divided duty, which happened not long after. He was not at all a
+kitchen dog, but the cook had nursed him with unusual kindness
+during the distemper; and though he did not adore her as he adored
+my father - although (born snob) he was critically conscious of her
+position as "only a servant" - he still cherished for her a special
+gratitude. Well, the cook left, and retired some streets away to
+lodgings of her own; and there was Coolin in precisely the same
+situation with any young gentleman who has had the inestimable
+benefit of a faithful nurse. The canine conscience did not solve
+the problem with a pound of tea at Christmas. No longer content to
+pay a flying visit, it was the whole forenoon that he dedicated to
+his solitary friend. And so, day by day, he continued to comfort
+her solitude until (for some reason which I could never understand
+and cannot approve) he was kept locked up to break him of the
+graceful habit. Here, it is not the similarity, it is the
+difference, that is worthy of remark; the clearly marked degrees of
+gratitude and the proportional duration of his visits. Anything
+further removed from instinct it were hard to fancy; and one is
+even stirred to a certain impatience with a character so destitute
+of spontaneity, so passionless in justice, and so priggishly
+obedient to the voice of reason.
+
+There are not many dogs like this good Coolin, and not many people.
+But the type is one well marked, both in the human and the canine
+family. Gallantry was not his aim, but a solid and somewhat
+oppressive respectability. He was a sworn foe to the unusual and
+the conspicuous, a praiser of the golden mean, a kind of city uncle
+modified by Cheeryble. And as he was precise and conscientious in
+all the steps of his own blameless course, he looked for the same
+precision and an even greater gravity in the bearing of his deity,
+my father. It was no sinecure to be Coolin's idol: he was exacting
+like a rigid parent; and at every sign of levity in the man whom he
+respected, he announced loudly the death of virtue and the
+proximate fall of the pillars of the earth.
+
+I have called him a snob; but all dogs are so, though in varying
+degrees. It is hard to follow their snobbery among themselves; for
+though I think we can perceive distinctions of rank, we cannot
+grasp what is the criterion. Thus in Edinburgh, in a good part of
+the town, there were several distinct societies or clubs that met
+in the morning to - the phrase is technical - to "rake the backets"
+in a troop. A friend of mine, the master of three dogs, was one
+day surprised to observe that they had left one club and joined
+another; but whether it was a rise or a fall, and the result of an
+invitation or an expulsion, was more than he could guess. And this
+illustrates pointedly our ignorance of the real life of dogs, their
+social ambitions and their social hierarchies. At least, in their
+dealings with men they are not only conscious of sex, but of the
+difference of station. And that in the most snobbish manner; for
+the poor man's dog is not offended by the notice of the rich, and
+keeps all his ugly feeling for those poorer or more ragged than his
+master. And again, for every station they have an ideal of
+behaviour, to which the master, under pain of derogation, will do
+wisely to conform. How often has not a cold glance of an eye
+informed me that my dog was disappointed; and how much more gladly
+would he not have taken a beating than to be thus wounded in the
+seat of piety!
+
+I knew one disrespectable dog. He was far liker a cat; cared
+little or nothing for men, with whom he merely coexisted as we do
+with cattle, and was entirely devoted to the art of poaching. A
+house would not hold him, and to live in a town was what he
+refused.
+
+He led, I believe, a life of troubled but genuine pleasure, and
+perished beyond all question in a trap. But this was an exception,
+a marked reversion to the ancestral type; like the hairy human
+infant. The true dog of the nineteenth century, to judge by the
+remainder of my fairly large acquaintance, is in love with
+respectability. A street-dog was once adopted by a lady. While
+still an Arab, he had done as Arabs do, gambolling in the mud,
+charging into butchers' stalls, a cat-hunter, a sturdy beggar, a
+common rogue and vagabond; but with his rise into society he laid
+aside these inconsistent pleasures. He stole no more, he hunted no
+more cats; and conscious of his collar, he ignored his old
+companions. Yet the canine upper class was never brought to
+recognise the upstart, and from that hour, except for human
+countenance, he was alone. Friendless, shorn of his sports and the
+habits of a lifetime, he still lived in a glory of happiness,
+content with his acquired respectability, and with no care but to
+support it solemnly. Are we to condemn or praise this self-made
+dog? We praise his human brother. And thus to conquer vicious
+habits is as rare with dogs as with men. With the more part, for
+all their scruple-mongering and moral thought, the vices that are
+born with them remain invincible throughout; and they live all
+their years, glorying in their virtues, but still the slaves of
+their defects. Thus the sage Coolin was a thief to the last; among
+a thousand peccadilloes, a whole goose and a whole cold leg of
+mutton lay upon his conscience; but Woggs, (7) whose soul's
+shipwreck in the matter of gallantry I have recounted above, has
+only twice been known to steal, and has often nobly conquered the
+temptation. The eighth is his favourite commandment. There is
+something painfully human in these unequal virtues and mortal
+frailties of the best. Still more painful is the bearing of those
+"stammering professors" in the house of sickness and under the
+terror of death. It is beyond a doubt to me that, somehow or
+other, the dog connects together, or confounds, the uneasiness of
+sickness and the consciousness of guilt. To the pains of the body
+he often adds the tortures of the conscience; and at these times
+his haggard protestations form, in regard to the human deathbed, a
+dreadful parody or parallel.
+
+I once supposed that I had found an inverse relation between the
+double etiquette which dogs obey; and that those who were most
+addicted to the showy street life among other dogs were less
+careful in the practice of home virtues for the tyrant man. But
+the female dog, that mass of carneying affectations, shines equally
+in either sphere; rules her rough posse of attendant swains with
+unwearying tact and gusto; and with her master and mistress pushes
+the arts of insinuation to their crowning point. The attention of
+man and the regard of other dogs flatter (it would thus appear) the
+same sensibility; but perhaps, if we could read the canine heart,
+they would be found to flatter it in very different degrees. Dogs
+live with man as courtiers round a monarch, steeped in the flattery
+of his notice and enriched with sinecures. To push their favour in
+this world of pickings and caresses is, perhaps, the business of
+their lives; and their joys may lie outside. I am in despair at
+our persistent ignorance. I read in the lives of our companions
+the same processes of reason, the same antique and fatal conflicts
+of the right against the wrong, and of unbitted nature with too
+rigid custom; I see them with our weaknesses, vain, false,
+inconstant against appetite, and with our one stalk of virtue,
+devoted to the dream of an ideal; and yet, as they hurry by me on
+the street with tail in air, or come singly to solicit my regard, I
+must own the secret purport of their lives is still inscrutable to
+man. Is man the friend, or is he the patron only? Have they
+indeed forgotten nature's voice? or are those moments snatched from
+courtiership when they touch noses with the tinker's mongrel, the
+brief reward and pleasure of their artificial lives? Doubtless,
+when man shares with his dog the toils of a profession and the
+pleasures of an art, as with the shepherd or the poacher, the
+affection warms and strengthens till it fills the soul. But
+doubtless, also, the masters are, in many cases, the object of a
+merely interested cultus, sitting aloft like Louis Quatorze, giving
+and receiving flattery and favour; and the dogs, like the majority
+of men, have but foregone their true existence and become the dupes
+of their ambition.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII. A PENNY PLAIN AND TWOPENCE COLOURED
+
+
+THESE words will be familiar to all students of Skelt's Juvenile
+Drama. That national monument, after having changed its name to
+Park's, to Webb's, to Redington's, and last of all to Pollock's,
+has now become, for the most part, a memory. Some of its pillars,
+like Stonehenge, are still afoot, the rest clean vanished. It may
+be the Museum numbers a full set; and Mr. Ionides perhaps, or else
+her gracious Majesty, may boast their great collections; but to the
+plain private person they are become, like Raphaels, unattainable.
+I have, at different times, possessed ALADDIN, THE RED ROVER, THE
+BLIND BOY, THE OLD OAK CHEST, THE WOOD DAEMON, JACK SHEPPARD, THE
+MILLER AND HIS MEN, DER FREISCHUTZ, THE SMUGGLER, THE FOREST OF
+BONDY, ROBIN HOOD, THE WATERMAN, RICHARD I., MY POLL AND MY PARTNER
+JOE, THE INCHCAPE BELL (imperfect), and THREE-FINGERED JACK, THE
+TERROR OF JAMAICA; and I have assisted others in the illumination
+of MAID OF THE INN and THE BATTLE OF WATERLOO. In this roll-call
+of stirring names you read the evidences of a happy childhood; and
+though not half of them are still to be procured of any living
+stationer, in the mind of their once happy owner all survive,
+kaleidoscopes of changing pictures, echoes of the past.
+
+There stands, I fancy, to this day (but now how fallen!) a certain
+stationer's shop at a corner of the wide thoroughfare that joins
+the city of my childhood with the sea. When, upon any Saturday, we
+made a party to behold the ships, we passed that corner; and since
+in those days I loved a ship as a man loves Burgundy or daybreak,
+this of itself had been enough to hallow it. But there was more
+than that. In the Leith Walk window, all the year round, there
+stood displayed a theatre in working order, with a "forest set," a
+"combat," and a few "robbers carousing" in the slides; and below
+and about, dearer tenfold to me! the plays themselves, those
+budgets of romance, lay tumbled one upon another. Long and often
+have I lingered there with empty pockets. One figure, we shall
+say, was visible in the first plate of characters, bearded, pistol
+in hand, or drawing to his ear the clothyard arrow; I would spell
+the name: was it Macaire, or Long Tom Coffin, or Grindoff, 2d
+dress? O, how I would long to see the rest! how - if the name by
+chance were hidden - I would wonder in what play he figured, and
+what immortal legend justified his attitude and strange apparel!
+And then to go within, to announce yourself as an intending
+purchaser, and, closely watched, be suffered to undo those bundles
+and breathlessly devour those pages of gesticulating villains,
+epileptic combats, bosky forests, palaces and war-ships, frowning
+fortresses and prison vaults - it was a giddy joy. That shop,
+which was dark and smelt of Bibles, was a loadstone rock for all
+that bore the name of boy. They could not pass it by, nor, having
+entered, leave it. It was a place besieged; the shopmen, like the
+Jews rebuilding Salem, had a double task. They kept us at the
+stick's end, frowned us down, snatched each play out of our hand
+ere we were trusted with another, and, increditable as it may
+sound, used to demand of us upon our entrance, like banditti, if we
+came with money or with empty hand. Old Mr. Smith himself, worn
+out with my eternal vacillation, once swept the treasures from
+before me, with the cry: "I do not believe, child, that you are an
+intending purchaser at all!" These were the dragons of the garden;
+but for such joys of paradise we could have faced the Terror of
+Jamaica himself. Every sheet we fingered was another lightning
+glance into obscure, delicious story; it was like wallowing in the
+raw stuff of story-books. I know nothing to compare with it save
+now and then in dreams, when I am privileged to read in certain
+unwrit stories of adventure, from which I awake to find the world
+all vanity. The CRUX of Buridan's donkey was as nothing to the
+uncertainty of the boy as he handled and lingered and doated on
+these bundles of delight; there was a physical pleasure in the
+sight and touch of them which he would jealously prolong; and when
+at length the deed was done, the play selected, and the impatient
+shopman had brushed the rest into the gray portfolio, and the boy
+was forth again, a little late for dinner, the lamps springing into
+light in the blue winter's even, and THE MILLER, or THE ROVER, or
+some kindred drama clutched against his side - on what gay feet he
+ran, and how he laughed aloud in exultation! I can hear that
+laughter still. Out of all the years of my life, I can recall but
+one home-coming to compare with these, and that was on the night
+when I brought back with me the ARABIAN ENTERTAINMENTS in the fat,
+old, double-columned volume with the prints. I was just well into
+the story of the Hunchback, I remember, when my clergyman-
+grandfather (a man we counted pretty stiff) came in behind me. I
+grew blind with terror. But instead of ordering the book away, he
+said he envied me. Ah, well he might!
+
+The purchase and the first half-hour at home, that was the summit.
+Thenceforth the interest declined by little and little. The fable,
+as set forth in the play-book, proved to be not worthy of the
+scenes and characters: what fable would not? Such passages as:
+"Scene 6. The Hermitage. Night set scene. Place back of scene 1,
+No. 2, at back of stage and hermitage, Fig. 2, out of set piece, R.
+H. in a slanting direction" - such passages, I say, though very
+practical, are hardly to be called good reading. Indeed, as
+literature, these dramas did not much appeal to me. I forget the
+very outline of the plots. Of THE BLIND BOY, beyond the fact that
+he was a most injured prince and once, I think, abducted, I know
+nothing. And THE OLD OAK CHEST, what was it all about? that
+proscript (1st dress), that prodigious number of banditti, that old
+woman with the broom, and the magnificent kitchen in the third act
+(was it in the third?) - they are all fallen in a deliquium, swim
+faintly in my brain, and mix and vanish.
+
+I cannot deny that joy attended the illumination; nor can I quite
+forget that child who, wilfully foregoing pleasure, stoops to
+"twopence coloured." With crimson lake (hark to the sound of it -
+crimson lake! - the horns of elf-land are not richer on the ear) -
+with crimson lake and Prussian blue a certain purple is to be
+compounded which, for cloaks especially, Titian could not equal.
+
+The latter colour with gamboge, a hated name although an exquisite
+pigment, supplied a green of such a savoury greenness that to-day
+my heart regrets it. Nor can I recall without a tender weakness
+the very aspect of the water where I dipped my brush. Yes, there
+was pleasure in the painting. But when all was painted, it is
+needless to deny it, all was spoiled. You might, indeed, set up a
+scene or two to look at; but to cut the figures out was simply
+sacrilege; nor could any child twice court the tedium, the worry,
+and the long-drawn disenchantment of an actual performance. Two
+days after the purchase the honey had been sucked. Parents used to
+complain; they thought I wearied of my play. It was not so: no
+more than a person can be said to have wearied of his dinner when
+he leaves the bones and dishes; I had got the marrow of it and said
+grace.
+
+Then was the time to turn to the back of the play-book and to study
+that enticing double file of names, where poetry, for the true
+child of Skelt, reigned happy and glorious like her Majesty the
+Queen. Much as I have travelled in these realms of gold, I have
+yet seen, upon that map or abstract, names of El Dorados that still
+haunt the ear of memory, and are still but names. THE FLOATING
+BEACON - why was that denied me? or THE WRECK ASHORE? SIXTEEN-
+STRING JACK whom I did not even guess to be a highwayman, troubled
+me awake and haunted my slumbers; and there is one sequence of
+three from that enchanted calender that I still at times recall,
+like a loved verse of poetry: LODOISKA, SILVER PALACE, ECHO OF
+WESTMINSTER BRIDGE. Names, bare names, are surely more to children
+than we poor, grown-up, obliterated fools remember.
+
+The name of Skelt itself has always seemed a part and parcel of the
+charm of his productions. It may be different with the rose, but
+the attraction of this paper drama sensibly declined when Webb had
+crept into the rubric: a poor cuckoo, flaunting in Skelt's nest.
+And now we have reached Pollock, sounding deeper gulfs. Indeed,
+this name of Skelt appears so stagey and piratic, that I will adopt
+it boldly to design these qualities. Skeltery, then, is a quality
+of much art. It is even to be found, with reverence be it said,
+among the works of nature. The stagey is its generic name; but it
+is an old, insular, home-bred staginess; not French, domestically
+British; not of to-day, but smacking of O. Smith, Fitzball, and the
+great age of melodrama: a peculiar fragrance haunting it; uttering
+its unimportant message in a tone of voice that has the charm of
+fresh antiquity. I will not insist upon the art of Skelt's
+purveyors. These wonderful characters that once so thrilled our
+soul with their bold attitude, array of deadly engines and
+incomparable costume, to-day look somewhat pallidly; the extreme
+hard favour of the heroine strikes me, I had almost said with pain;
+the villain's scowl no longer thrills me like a trumpet; and the
+scenes themselves, those once unparalleled landscapes, seem the
+efforts of a prentice hand. So much of fault we find; but on the
+other side the impartial critic rejoices to remark the presence of
+a great unity of gusto; of those direct clap-trap appeals, which a
+man is dead and buriable when he fails to answer; of the footlight
+glamour, the ready-made, bare-faced, transpontine picturesque, a
+thing not one with cold reality, but how much dearer to the mind!
+
+The scenery of Skeltdom - or, shall we say, the kingdom of
+Transpontus? - had a prevailing character. Whether it set forth
+Poland as in THE BLIND BOY, or Bohemia with THE MILLER AND HIS MEN,
+or Italy with THE OLD OAK CHEST, still it was Transpontus. A
+botanist could tell it by the plants. The hollyhock was all
+pervasive, running wild in deserts; the dock was common, and the
+bending reed; and overshadowing these were poplar, palm, potato
+tree, and QUERCUS SKELTICA - brave growths. The caves were all
+embowelled in the Surreyside formation; the soil was all betrodden
+by the light pump of T. P. Cooke. Skelt, to be sure, had yet
+another, an oriental string: he held the gorgeous east in fee; and
+in the new quarter of Hyeres, say, in the garden of the Hotel des
+Iles d'Or, you may behold these blessed visions realised. But on
+these I will not dwell; they were an outwork; it was in the
+accidental scenery that Skelt was all himself. It had a strong
+flavour of England; it was a sort of indigestion of England and
+drop-scenes, and I am bound to say was charming. How the roads
+wander, how the castle sits upon the hill, how the sun eradiates
+from behind the cloud, and how the congregated clouds themselves
+up-roll, as stiff as bolsters! Here is the cottage interior, the
+usual first flat, with the cloak upon the nail, the rosaries of
+onions, the gun and powder-horn and corner-cupboard; here is the
+inn (this drama must be nautical, I foresee Captain Luff and Bold
+Bob Bowsprit) with the red curtain, pipes, spittoons, and eight-day
+clock; and there again is that impressive dungeon with the chains,
+which was so dull to colour. England, the hedgerow elms, the thin
+brick houses, windmills, glimpses of the navigable Thames -
+England, when at last I came to visit it, was only Skelt made
+evident: to cross the border was, for the Scotsman, to come home to
+Skelt; there was the inn-sign and there the horse-trough, all
+foreshadowed in the faithful Skelt. If, at the ripe age of
+fourteen years, I bought a certain cudgel, got a friend to load it,
+and thenceforward walked the tame ways of the earth my own ideal,
+radiating pure romance - still I was but a puppet in the hand of
+Skelt; the original of that regretted bludgeon, and surely the
+antitype of all the bludgeon kind, greatly improved from
+Cruikshank, had adorned the hand of Jonathan Wild, pl. I. "This is
+mastering me," as Whitman cries, upon some lesser provocation.
+What am I? what are life, art, letters, the world, but what my
+Skelt has made them? He stamped himself upon my immaturity. The
+world was plain before I knew him, a poor penny world; but soon it
+was all coloured with romance. If I go to the theatre to see a
+good old melodrama, 'tis but Skelt a little faded. If I visit a
+bold scene in nature, Skelt would have been bolder; there had been
+certainly a castle on that mountain, and the hollow tree - that set
+piece - I seem to miss it in the foreground. Indeed, out of this
+cut-and-dry, dull, swaggering, obtrusive, and infantile art, I seem
+to have learned the very spirit of my life's enjoyment; met there
+the shadows of the characters I was to read about and love in a
+late future; got the romance of DER FREISCHUTZ long ere I was to
+hear of Weber or the mighty Formes; acquired a gallery of scenes
+and characters with which, in the silent theatre of the brain, I
+might enact all novels and romances; and took from these rude cuts
+an enduring and transforming pleasure. Reader - and yourself?
+
+A word of moral: it appears that B. Pollock, late J. Redington, No.
+73 Hoxton Street, not only publishes twenty-three of these old
+stage favourites, but owns the necessary plates and displays a
+modest readiness to issue other thirty-three. If you love art,
+folly, or the bright eyes of children, speed to Pollock's, or to
+Clarke's of Garrick Street. In Pollock's list of publicanda I
+perceive a pair of my ancient aspirations: WRECK ASHORE and
+SIXTEEN-STRING JACK; and I cherish the belief that when these shall
+see once more the light of day, B. Pollock will remember this
+apologist. But, indeed, I have a dream at times that is not all a
+dream. I seem to myself to wander in a ghostly street - E. W., I
+think, the postal district - close below the fool's-cap of St.
+Paul's, and yet within easy hearing of the echo of the Abbey
+bridge. There in a dim shop, low in the roof and smelling strong
+of glue and footlights, I find myself in quaking treaty with great
+Skelt himself, the aboriginal all dusty from the tomb. I buy, with
+what a choking heart - I buy them all, all but the pantomimes; I
+pay my mental money, and go forth; and lo! the packets are dust.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV. A GOSSIP ON A NOVEL OF DUMAS'S
+
+
+THE books that we re-read the oftenest are not always those that we
+admire the most; we choose and we re-visit them for many and
+various reasons, as we choose and revisit human friends. One or
+two of Scott's novels, Shakespeare, Moliere, Montaigne, THE EGOIST,
+and the VICOMTE DE BRAGELONNE, form the inner circle of my
+intimates. Behind these comes a good troop of dear acquaintances;
+THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS in the front rank, THE BIBLE IN SPAIN not
+far behind. There are besides a certain number that look at me
+with reproach as I pass them by on my shelves: books that I once
+thumbed and studied: houses which were once like home to me, but
+where I now rarely visit. I am on these sad terms (and blush to
+confess it) with Wordsworth, Horace, Burns and Hazlitt. Last of
+all, there is the class of book that has its hour of brilliancy -
+glows, sings, charms, and then fades again into insignificance
+until the fit return. Chief of those who thus smile and frown on
+me by turns, I must name Virgil and Herrick, who, were they but
+
+"Their sometime selves the same throughout the year,"
+
+must have stood in the first company with the six names of my
+continual literary intimates. To these six, incongruous as they
+seem, I have long been faithful, and hope to be faithful to the day
+of death. I have never read the whole of Montaigne, but I do not
+like to be long without reading some of him, and my delight in what
+I do read never lessens. Of Shakespeare I have read all but
+RICHARD III, HENRY VI., TITUS ANDRONICAS, and ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS
+WELL; and these, having already made all suitable endeavour, I now
+know that I shall never read - to make up for which unfaithfulness
+I could read much of the rest for ever. Of Moliere - surely the
+next greatest name of Christendom - I could tell a very similar
+story; but in a little corner of a little essay these princes are
+too much out of place, and I prefer to pay my fealty and pass on.
+How often I have read GUY MANNERING, ROB ROY, OR REDGAUNTLET, I
+have no means of guessing, having begun young. But it is either
+four or five times that I have read THE EGOIST, and either five or
+six that I have read the VICOMTE DE BRAGELONNE.
+
+Some, who would accept the others, may wonder that I should have
+spent so much of this brief life of ours over a work so little
+famous as the last. And, indeed, I am surprised myself; not at my
+own devotion, but the coldness of the world. My acquaintance with
+the VICOMTE began, somewhat indirectly, in the year of grace 1863,
+when I had the advantage of studying certain illustrated dessert
+plates in a hotel at Nice. The name of d'Artagnan in the legends I
+already saluted like an old friend, for I had met it the year
+before in a work of Miss Yonge's. My first perusal was in one of
+those pirated editions that swarmed at that time out of Brussels,
+and ran to such a troop of neat and dwarfish volumes. I understood
+but little of the merits of the book; my strongest memory is of the
+execution of d'Eymeric and Lyodot - a strange testimony to the
+dulness of a boy, who could enjoy the rough-and-tumble in the Place
+de Greve, and forget d'Artagnan's visits to the two financiers. My
+next reading was in winter-time, when I lived alone upon the
+Pentlands. I would return in the early night from one of my
+patrols with the shepherd; a friendly face would meet me in the
+door, a friendly retriever scurry upstairs to fetch my slippers;
+and I would sit down with the VICOMTE for a long, silent, solitary
+lamp-light evening by the fire. And yet I know not why I call it
+silent, when it was enlivened with such a clatter of horse-shoes,
+and such a rattle of musketry, and such a stir of talk; or why I
+call those evenings solitary in which I gained so many friends. I
+would rise from my book and pull the blind aside, and see the snow
+and the glittering hollies chequer a Scotch garden, and the winter
+moonlight brighten the white hills. Thence I would turn again to
+that crowded and sunny field of life in which it was so easy to
+forget myself, my cares, and my surroundings: a place busy as a
+city, bright as a theatre, thronged with memorable faces, and
+sounding with delightful speech. I carried the thread of that epic
+into my slumbers, I woke with it unbroken, I rejoiced to plunge
+into the book again at breakfast, it was with a pang that I must
+lay it down and turn to my own labours; for no part of the world
+has ever seemed to me so charming as these pages, and not even my
+friends are quite so real, perhaps quite so dear, as d'Artagnan.
+
+Since then I have been going to and fro at very brief intervals in
+my favourite book; and I have now just risen from my last (let me
+call it my fifth) perusal, having liked it better and admired it
+more seriously than ever. Perhaps I have a sense of ownership,
+being so well known in these six volumes. Perhaps I think that
+d'Artagnan delights to have me read of him, and Louis Quatorze is
+gratified, and Fouquet throws me a look, and Aramis, although he
+knows I do not love him, yet plays to me with his best graces, as
+to an old patron of the show. Perhaps, if I am not careful,
+something may befall me like what befell George IV. about the
+battle of Waterloo, and I may come to fancy the VICOMTE one of the
+first, and Heaven knows the best, of my own works. At least, I
+avow myself a partisan; and when I compare the popularity of the
+VICOMTE with that of MONTRO CRISTO, or its own elder brother, the
+TROIS MOUSQUETAIRES, I confess I am both pained and puzzled.
+
+To those who have already made acquaintance with the titular hero
+in the pages of VINGT ANS APRES, perhaps the name may act as a
+deterrent. A man might, well stand back if he supposed he were to
+follow, for six volumes, so well-conducted, so fine-spoken, and
+withal so dreary a cavalier as Bragelonne. But the fear is idle.
+I may be said to have passed the best years of my life in these six
+volumes, and my acquaintance with Raoul has never gone beyond a
+bow; and when he, who has so long pretended to be alive, is at last
+suffered to pretend to be dead, I am sometimes reminded of a saying
+in an earlier volume: "ENFIN, DIT MISS STEWART," - and it was of
+Bragelonne she spoke - "ENFIN IL A FAIL QUELQUECHOSE: C'EST, MA
+FOI! BIEN HEUREUX." I am reminded of it, as I say; and the next
+moment, when Athos dies of his death, and my dear d'Artagnan bursts
+into his storm of sobbing, I can but deplore my flippancy.
+
+Or perhaps it is La Valliere that the reader of VINGT ANS APRES is
+inclined to flee. Well, he is right there too, though not so
+right. Louise is no success. Her creator has spared no pains; she
+is well-meant, not ill-designed, sometimes has a word that rings
+out true; sometimes, if only for a breath, she may even engage our
+sympathies. But I have never envied the King his triumph. And so
+far from pitying Bragelonne for his defeat, I could wish him no
+worse (not for lack of malice, but imagination) than to be wedded
+to that lady. Madame enchants me; I can forgive that royal minx
+her most serious offences; I can thrill and soften with the King on
+that memorable occasion when he goes to upbraid and remains to
+flirt; and when it comes to the "ALLONS, AIMEZ-MOI DONC," it is my
+heart that melts in the bosom of de Guiche. Not so with Louise.
+Readers cannot fail to have remarked that what an author tells us
+of the beauty or the charm of his creatures goes for nought; that
+we know instantly better; that the heroine cannot open her mouth
+but what, all in a moment, the fine phrases of preparation fall
+from round her like the robes from Cinderella, and she stands
+before us, self-betrayed, as a poor, ugly, sickly wench, or perhaps
+a strapping market-woman. Authors, at least, know it well; a
+heroine will too often start the trick of "getting ugly;" and no
+disease is more difficult to cure. I said authors; but indeed I
+had a side eye to one author in particular, with whose works I am
+very well acquainted, though I cannot read them, and who has spent
+many vigils in this cause, sitting beside his ailing puppets and
+(like a magician) wearying his art to restore them to youth and
+beauty. There are others who ride too high for these misfortunes.
+Who doubts the loveliness of Rosalind? Arden itself was not more
+lovely. Who ever questioned the perennial charm of Rose Jocelyn,
+Lucy Desborough, or Clara Middleton? fair women with fair names,
+the daughters of George Meredith. Elizabeth Bennet has but to
+speak, and I am at her knees. Ah! these are the creators of
+desirable women. They would never have fallen in the mud with
+Dumas and poor La Valliere. It is my only consolation that not one
+of all of them, except the first, could have plucked at the
+moustache of d'Artagnan.
+
+Or perhaps, again, a proportion of readers stumble at the
+threshold. In so vast a mansion there were sure to be back stairs
+and kitchen offices where no one would delight to linger; but it
+was at least unhappy that the vestibule should be so badly lighted;
+and until, in the seventeenth chapter, d'Artagnan sets off to seek
+his friends, I must confess, the book goes heavily enough. But,
+from thenceforward, what a feast is spread! Monk kidnapped;
+d'Artagnan enriched; Mazarin's death; the ever delectable adventure
+of Belle Isle, wherein Aramis outwits d'Artagnan, with its epilogue
+(vol. v. chap. xxviii.), where d'Artagnan regains the moral
+superiority; the love adventures at Fontainebleau, with St.
+Aignan's story of the dryad and the business of de Guiche, de
+Wardes, and Manicamp; Aramis made general of the Jesuits; Aramis at
+the bastille; the night talk in the forest of Senart; Belle Isle
+again, with the death of Porthos; and last, but not least, the
+taming of d'Artagnan the untamable, under the lash of the young
+King. What other novel has such epic variety and nobility of
+incident? often, if you will, impossible; often of the order of an
+Arabian story; and yet all based in human nature. For if you come
+to that, what novel has more human nature? not studied with the
+microscope, but seen largely, in plain daylight, with the natural
+eye? What novel has more good sense, and gaiety, and wit, and
+unflagging, admirable literary skill? Good souls, I suppose, must
+sometimes read it in the blackguard travesty of a translation. But
+there is no style so untranslatable; light as a whipped trifle,
+strong as silk; wordy like a village tale; pat like a general's
+despatch; with every fault, yet never tedious; with no merit, yet
+inimitably right. And, once more, to make an end of commendations,
+what novel is inspired with a more unstained or a more wholesome
+morality?
+
+Yes; in spite of Miss Yonge, who introduced me to the name of
+d'Artagnan only to dissuade me from a nearer knowledge of the man,
+I have to add morality. There is no quite good book without a good
+morality; but the world is wide, and so are morals. Out of two
+people who have dipped into Sir Richard Burton's THOUSAND AND ONE
+NIGHTS, one shall have been offended by the animal details; another
+to whom these were harmless, perhaps even pleasing, shall yet have
+been shocked in his turn by the rascality and cruelty of all the
+characters. Of two readers, again, one shall have been pained by
+the morality of a religious memoir, one by that of the VICOMTE DE
+BRAGELONNE. And the point is that neither need be wrong. We shall
+always shock each other both in life and art; we cannot get the sun
+into our pictures, nor the abstract right (if there be such a
+thing) into our books; enough if, in the one, there glimmer some
+hint of the great light that blinds us from heaven; enough if, in
+the other, there shine, even upon foul details, a spirit of
+magnanimity. I would scarce send to the VICOMTE a reader who was
+in quest of what we may call puritan morality. The ventripotent
+mulatto, the great cater, worker, earner and waster, the man of
+much and witty laughter, the man of the great heart and alas! of
+the doubtful honesty, is a figure not yet clearly set before the
+world; he still awaits a sober and yet genial portrait; but with
+whatever art that may be touched, and whatever indulgence, it will
+not be the portrait of a precision. Dumas was certainly not
+thinking of himself, but of Planchet, when he put into the mouth of
+d'Artagnan's old servant this excellent profession: "MONSIEUR,
+J'ETAIS UNE DE CES BONNES PATES D'HOMMES QUE DIEU A FAIT POUR
+S'ANIMER PENDANT UN CERTAIN TEMPS ET POUR TROUVER BONNES TOUTES
+CHOSES QUI ACCOMPAGNENT LEUR SEJOUR SUR LA TERRE." He was
+thinking, as I say, of Planchet, to whom the words are aptly
+fitted; but they were fitted also to Planchet's creator; and
+perhaps this struck him as he wrote, for observe what follows:
+"D'ARTAGNAN S'ASSIT ALORS PRES DE LA FENETRE, ET, CETTE PHILOSOPHIE
+DE PLANCHET LUI AYANT PARU SOLIDE, IL Y REVA." In a man who finds
+all things good, you will scarce expect much zeal for negative
+virtues: the active alone will have a charm for him; abstinence,
+however wise, however kind, will always seem to such a judge
+entirely mean and partly impious. So with Dumas. Chastity is not
+near his heart; nor yet, to his own sore cost, that virtue of
+frugality which is the armour of the artist. Now, in the VICOMTE,
+he had much to do with the contest of Fouquet and Colbert.
+Historic justice should be all upon the side of Colbert, of
+official honesty, and fiscal competence.
+
+And Dumas knew it well: three times at least he shows his
+knowledge; once it is but flashed upon us and received with the
+laughter of Fouquet himself, in the jesting controversy in the
+gardens of Saint Mande; once it is touched on by Aramis in the
+forest of Senart; in the end, it is set before us clearly in one
+dignified speech of the triumphant Colbert. But in Fouquet, the
+waster, the lover of good cheer and wit and art, the swift
+transactor of much business, "L'HOMME DE BRUIT, L'HOMME DE PLAISIR,
+L'HOMME QUI N'EST QUE PARCEQUE LES AUTRES SONT," Dumas saw
+something of himself and drew the figure the more tenderly. It is
+to me even touching to see how he insists on Fouquet's honour; not
+seeing, you might think, that unflawed honour is impossible to
+spendthrifts; but rather, perhaps, in the light of his own life,
+seeing it too well, and clinging the more to what was left. Honour
+can survive a wound; it can live and thrive without a member. The
+man rebounds from his disgrace; he begins fresh foundations on the
+ruins of the old; and when his sword is broken, he will do
+valiantly with his dagger. So it is with Fouquet in the book; so
+it was with Dumas on the battlefield of life.
+
+To cling to what is left of any damaged quality is virtue in the
+man; but perhaps to sing its praises is scarcely to be called
+morality in the writer. And it is elsewhere, it is in the
+character of d'Artagnan, that we must look for that spirit of
+morality, which is one of the chief merits of the book, makes one
+of the main joys of its perusal, and sets it high above more
+popular rivals. Athos, with the coming of years, has declined too
+much into the preacher, and the preacher of a sapless creed; but
+d'Artagnan has mellowed into a man so witty, rough, kind and
+upright, that he takes the heart by storm. There is nothing of the
+copy-book about his virtues, nothing of the drawing-room in his
+fine, natural civility; he will sail near the wind; he is no
+district visitor - no Wesley or Robespierre; his conscience is void
+of all refinement whether for good or evil; but the whole man rings
+true like a good sovereign. Readers who have approached the
+VICOMTE, not across country, but by the legitimate, five-volumed
+avenue of the MOUSQUETAIRES and VINGT ANS APRES, will not have
+forgotten d'Artagnan's ungentlemanly and perfectly improbable trick
+upon Milady. What a pleasure it is, then, what a reward, and how
+agreeable a lesson, to see the old captain humble himself to the
+son of the man whom he had personated! Here, and throughout, if I
+am to choose virtues for myself or my friends, let me choose the
+virtues of d'Artagnan. I do not say there is no character as well
+drawn in Shakespeare; I do say there is none that I love so wholly.
+There are many spiritual eyes that seem to spy upon our actions -
+eyes of the dead and the absent, whom we imagine to behold us in
+our most private hours, and whom we fear and scruple to offend: our
+witnesses and judges. And among these, even if you should think me
+childish, I must count my d'Artagnan - not d'Artagnan of the
+memoirs whom Thackeray pretended to prefer - a preference, I take
+the freedom of saying, in which he stands alone; not the d'Artagnan
+of flesh and blood, but him of the ink and paper; not Nature's, but
+Dumas's. And this is the particular crown and triumph of the
+artist - not to be true merely, but to be lovable; not simply to
+convince, but to enchant.
+
+There is yet another point in the VICOMTE which I find
+incomparable. I can recall no other work of the imagination in
+which the end of life is represented with so nice a tact. I was
+asked the other day if Dumas made me laugh or cry. Well in this my
+late fifth reading of the VICOMTE, I did laugh once at the small
+Coquelin de Voliere business, and was perhaps a thought surprised
+at having done so: to make up for it, I smiled continually. But
+for tears, I do not know. If you put a pistol to my throat, I must
+own the tale trips upon a very airy foot - within a measurable
+distance of unreality; and for those who like the big guns to be
+discharged and the great passions to appear authentically, it may
+even seem inadequate from first to last. Not so to me; I cannot
+count that a poor dinner, or a poor book, where I meet with those I
+love; and, above all, in this last volume, I find a singular charm
+of spirit. It breathes a pleasant and a tonic sadness, always
+brave, never hysterical. Upon the crowded, noisy life of this long
+tale, evening gradually falls; and the lights are extinguished, and
+the heroes pass away one by one. One by one they go, and not a
+regret embitters their departure; the young succeed them in their
+places, Louis Quatorze is swelling larger and shining broader,
+another generation and another France dawn on the horizon; but for
+us and these old men whom we have loved so long, the inevitable end
+draws near and is welcome. To read this well is to anticipate
+experience. Ah, if only when these hours of the long shadows fall
+for us in reality and not in figure, we may hope to face them with
+a mind as quiet!
+
+But my paper is running out; the siege guns are firing on the Dutch
+frontier; and I must say adieu for the fifth time to my old comrade
+fallen on the field of glory. ADIEU - rather AU REVOIR! Yet a
+sixth time, dearest d'Artagnan, we shall kidnap Monk and take horse
+together for Belle Isle.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV. A GOSSIP ON ROMANCE
+
+
+IN anything fit to be called by the name of reading, the process
+itself should be absorbing and voluptuous; we should gloat over a
+book, be rapt clean out of ourselves, and rise from the perusal,
+our mind filled with the busiest, kaleidoscopic dance of images,
+incapable of sleep or of continuous thought. The words, if the
+book be eloquent, should run thenceforward in our ears like the
+noise of breakers, and the story, if it be a story, repeat itself
+in a thousand coloured pictures to the eye. It was for this last
+pleasure that we read so closely, and loved our books so dearly, in
+the bright, troubled period of boyhood. Eloquence and thought,
+character and conversation, were but obstacles to brush aside as we
+dug blithely after a certain sort of incident, like a pig for
+truffles. For my part, I liked a story to begin with an old
+wayside inn where, "towards the close of the year 17-," several
+gentlemen in three-cocked hats were playing bowls. A friend of
+mine preferred the Malabar coast in a storm, with a ship beating to
+windward, and a scowling fellow of Herculean proportions striding
+along the beach; he, to be sure, was a pirate. This was further
+afield than my home-keeping fancy loved to travel, and designed
+altogether for a larger canvas than the tales that I affected.
+Give me a highwayman and I was full to the brim; a Jacobite would
+do, but the highwayman was my favourite dish. I can still hear
+that merry clatter of the hoofs along the moonlit lane; night and
+the coming of day are still related in my mind with the doings of
+John Rann or Jerry Abershaw; and the words "post-chaise," the
+"great North road," "ostler," and "nag" still sound in my ears like
+poetry. One and all, at least, and each with his particular fancy,
+we read story-books in childhood, not for eloquence or character or
+thought, but for some quality of the brute incident. That quality
+was not mere bloodshed or wonder. Although each of these was
+welcome in its place, the charm for the sake of which we read
+depended on something different from either. My elders used to
+read novels aloud; and I can still remember four different passages
+which I heard, before I was ten, with the same keen and lasting
+pleasure. One I discovered long afterwards to be the admirable
+opening of WHAT WILL HE DO WITH IT: it was no wonder I was pleased
+with that. The other three still remain unidentified. One is a
+little vague; it was about a dark, tall house at night, and people
+groping on the stairs by the light that escaped from the open door
+of a sickroom. In another, a lover left a ball, and went walking
+in a cool, dewy park, whence he could watch the lighted windows and
+the figures of the dancers as they moved. This was the most
+sentimental impression I think I had yet received, for a child is
+somewhat deaf to the sentimental. In the last, a poet, who had
+been tragically wrangling with his wife, walked forth on the sea-
+beach on a tempestuous night and witnessed the horrors of a wreck.
+(8) Different as they are, all these early favourites have a
+common note - they have all a touch of the romantic.
+
+Drama is the poetry of conduct, romance the poetry of circumstance.
+The pleasure that we take in life is of two sorts - the active and
+the passive. Now we are conscious of a great command over our
+destiny; anon we are lifted up by circumstance, as by a breaking
+wave, and dashed we know not how into the future. Now we are
+pleased by our conduct, anon merely pleased by our surroundings.
+It would be hard to say which of these modes of satisfaction is the
+more effective, but the latter is surely the more constant.
+Conduct is three parts of life, they say; but I think they put it
+high. There is a vast deal in life and letters both which is not
+immoral, but simply a-moral; which either does not regard the human
+will at all, or deals with it in obvious and healthy relations;
+where the interest turns, not upon what a man shall choose to do,
+but on how he manages to do it; not on the passionate slips and
+hesitations of the conscience, but on the problems of the body and
+of the practical intelligence, in clean, open-air adventure, the
+shock of arms or the diplomacy of life. With such material as this
+it is impossible to build a play, for the serious theatre exists
+solely on moral grounds, and is a standing proof of the
+dissemination of the human conscience. But it is possible to
+build, upon this ground, the most joyous of verses, and the most
+lively, beautiful, and buoyant tales.
+
+One thing in life calls for another; there is a fitness in events
+and places. The sight of a pleasant arbour puts it in our mind to
+sit there. One place suggests work, another idleness, a third
+early rising and long rambles in the dew. The effect of night, of
+any flowing water, of lighted cities, of the peep of day, of ships,
+of the open ocean, calls up in the mind an army of anonymous
+desires and pleasures. Something, we feel, should happen; we know
+not what, yet we proceed in quest of it. And many of the happiest
+hours of life fleet by us in this vain attendance on the genius of
+the place and moment. It is thus that tracts of young fir, and low
+rocks that reach into deep soundings, particularly torture and
+delight me. Something must have happened in such places, and
+perhaps ages back, to members of my race; and when I was a child I
+tried in vain to invent appropriate games for them, as I still try,
+just as vainly, to fit them with the proper story. Some places
+speak distinctly. Certain dank gardens cry aloud for a murder;
+certain old houses demand to be haunted; certain coasts are set
+apart for shipwreck. Other spots again seem to abide their
+destiny, suggestive and impenetrable, "miching mallecho." The inn
+at Burford Bridge, with its arbours and green garden and silent,
+eddying river - though it is known already as the place where Keats
+wrote some of his ENDYMION and Nelson parted from his Emma - still
+seems to wait the coming of the appropriate legend. Within these
+ivied walls, behind these old green shutters, some further business
+smoulders, waiting for its hour. The old Hawes Inn at the Queen's
+Ferry makes a similar call upon my fancy. There it stands, apart
+from the town, beside the pier, in a climate of its own, half
+inland, half marine - in front
+
+the ferry bubbling with the tide and the guardship swinging to her
+anchor; behind, the old garden with the trees. Americans seek it
+already for the sake of Lovel and Oldbuck, who dined there at the
+beginning of the ANTIQUARY. But you need not tell me - that is not
+all; there is some story, unrecorded or not yet complete, which
+must express the meaning of that inn more fully. So it is with
+names and faces; so it is with incidents that are idle and
+inconclusive in themselves, and yet seem like the beginning of some
+quaint romance, which the all-careless author leaves untold. How
+many of these romances have we not seen determine at their birth;
+how many people have met us with a look of meaning in their eye,
+and sunk at once into trivial acquaintances; to how many places
+have we not drawn near, with express intimations - "here my destiny
+awaits me" - and we have but dined there and passed on! I have
+lived both at the Hawes and Burford in a perpetual flutter, on the
+heels, as it seemed, of some adventure that should justify the
+place; but though the feeling had me to bed at night and called me
+again at morning in one unbroken round of pleasure and suspense,
+nothing befell me in either worth remark. The man or the hour had
+not yet come; but some day, I think, a boat shall put off from the
+Queen's Ferry, fraught with a dear cargo, and some frosty night a
+horseman, on a tragic errand, rattle with his whip upon the green
+shutters of the inn at Burford. (9)
+
+Now, this is one of the natural appetites with which any lively
+literature has to count. The desire for knowledge, I had almost
+added the desire for meat, is not more deeply seated than this
+demand for fit and striking incident. The dullest of clowns tells,
+or tries to tell, himself a story, as the feeblest of children uses
+invention in his play; and even as the imaginative grown person,
+joining in the game, at once enriches it with many delightful
+circumstances, the great creative writer shows us the realisation
+and the apotheosis of the day-dreams of common men. His stories
+may be nourished with the realities of life, but their true mark is
+to satisfy the nameless longings of the reader, and to obey the
+ideal laws of the day-dream. The right kind of thing should fall
+out in the right kind of place; the right kind of thing should
+follow; and not only the characters talk aptly and think naturally,
+but all the circumstances in a tale answer one to another like
+notes in music. The threads of a story come from time to time
+together and make a picture in the web; the characters fall from
+time to time into some attitude to each other or to nature, which
+stamps the story home like an illustration. Crusoe recoiling from
+the footprint, Achilles shouting over against the Trojans, Ulysses
+bending the great bow, Christian running with his fingers in his
+ears, these are each culminating moments in the legend, and each
+has been printed on the mind's eye for ever. Other things we may
+forget; we may forget the words, although they are beautiful; we
+may forget the author's comment, although perhaps it was ingenious
+and true; but these epoch-making scenes, which put the last mark of
+truth upon a story and fill up, at one blow, our capacity for
+sympathetic pleasure, we so adopt into the very bosom of our mind
+that neither time nor tide can efface or weaken the impression.
+This, then, is the plastic part of literature: to embody character,
+thought, or emotion in some act or attitude that shall be
+remarkably striking to the mind's eye. This is the highest and
+hardest thing to do in words; the thing which, once accomplished,
+equally delights the schoolboy and the sage, and makes, in its own
+right, the quality of epics. Compared with this, all other
+purposes in literature, except the purely lyrical or the purely
+philosophic, are bastard in nature, facile of execution, and feeble
+in result. It is one thing to write about the inn at Burford, or
+to describe scenery with the word-painters; it is quite another to
+seize on the heart of the suggestion and make a country famous with
+a legend. It is one thing to remark and to dissect, with the most
+cutting logic, the complications of life, and of the human spirit;
+it is quite another to give them body and blood in the story of
+Ajax or of Hamlet. The first is literature, but the second is
+something besides, for it is likewise art.
+
+English people of the present day (10) are apt, I know not why, to
+look somewhat down on incident, and reserve their admiration for
+the clink of teaspoons and the accents of the curate. It is
+thought clever to write a novel with no story at all, or at least
+with a very dull one. Reduced even to the lowest terms, a certain
+interest can be communicated by the art of narrative; a sense of
+human kinship stirred; and a kind of monotonous fitness, comparable
+to the words and air of SANDY'S MULL, preserved among the
+infinitesimal occurrences recorded. Some people work, in this
+manner, with even a strong touch. Mr. Trollope's inimitable
+clergymen naturally arise to the mind in this connection. But even
+Mr. Trollope does not confine himself to chronicling small beer.
+Mr. Crawley's collision with the Bishop's wife, Mr. Melnotte
+dallying in the deserted banquet-room, are typical incidents,
+epically conceived, fitly embodying a crisis. Or again look at
+Thackeray. If Rawdon Crawley's blow were not delivered, VANITY
+FAIR would cease to be a work of art. That scene is the chief
+ganglion of the tale; and the discharge of energy from Rawdon's
+fist is the reward and consolation of the reader. The end of
+ESMOND is a yet wider excursion from the author's customary fields;
+the scene at Castlewood is pure Dumas; the great and wily English
+borrower has here borrowed from the great, unblushing French thief;
+as usual, he has borrowed admirably well, and the breaking of the
+sword rounds off the best of all his books with a manly, martial
+note. But perhaps nothing can more strongly illustrate the
+necessity for marking incident than to compare the living fame of
+ROBINSON CRUSOE with the discredit of CLARISSA HARLOWE. CLARISSA
+is a book of a far more startling import, worked out, on a great
+canvas, with inimitable courage and unflagging art. It contains
+wit, character, passion, plot, conversations full of spirit and
+insight, letters sparkling with unstrained humanity; and if the
+death of the heroine be somewhat frigid and artificial, the last
+days of the hero strike the only note of what we now call Byronism,
+between the Elizabethans and Byron himself. And yet a little story
+of a shipwrecked sailor, with not a tenth part of the style nor a
+thousandth part of the wisdom, exploring none of the arcana of
+humanity and deprived of the perennial interest of love, goes on
+from edition to edition, ever young, while CLARISSA lies upon the
+shelves unread. A friend of mine, a Welsh blacksmith, was twenty-
+five years old and could neither read nor write, when he heard a
+chapter of ROBINSON read aloud in a farm kitchen. Up to that
+moment he had sat content, huddled in his ignorance, but he left
+that farm another man. There were day-dreams, it appeared, divine
+day-dreams, written and printed and bound, and to be bought for
+money and enjoyed at pleasure. Down he sat that day, painfully
+learned to read Welsh, and returned to borrow the book. It had
+been lost, nor could he find another copy but one that was in
+English. Down he sat once more, learned English, and at length,
+and with entire delight, read ROBINSON. It is like the story of a
+love-chase. If he had heard a letter from CLARISSA, would he have
+been fired with the same chivalrous ardour? I wonder. Yet
+CLARISSA has every quality that can be shown in prose, one alone
+excepted - pictorial or picture-making romance. While ROBINSON
+depends, for the most part and with the overwhelming majority of
+its readers, on the charm of circumstance.
+
+In the highest achievements of the art of words, the dramatic and
+the pictorial, the moral and romantic interest, rise and fall
+together by a common and organic law. Situation is animated with
+passion, passion clothed upon with situation. Neither exists for
+itself, but each inheres indissolubly with the other. This is high
+art; and not only the highest art possible in words, but the
+highest art of all, since it combines the greatest mass and
+diversity of the elements of truth and pleasure. Such are epics,
+and the few prose tales that have the epic weight. But as from a
+school of works, aping the creative, incident and romance are
+ruthlessly discarded, so may character and drama be omitted or
+subordinated to romance. There is one book, for example, more
+generally loved than Shakespeare, that captivates in childhood, and
+still delights in age - I mean the ARABIAN NIGHTS - where you shall
+look in vain for moral or for intellectual interest. No human face
+or voice greets us among that wooden crowd of kings and genies,
+sorcerers and beggarmen. Adventure, on the most naked terms,
+furnishes forth the entertainment and is found enough. Dumas
+approaches perhaps nearest of any modern to these Arabian authors
+in the purely material charm of some of his romances. The early
+part of MONTE CRISTO, down to the finding of the treasure, is a
+piece of perfect story-telling; the man never breathed who shared
+these moving incidents without a tremor; and yet Faria is a thing
+of packthread and Dantes little more than a name. The sequel is
+one long-drawn error, gloomy, bloody, unnatural and dull; but as
+for these early chapters, I do not believe there is another volume
+extant where you can breathe the same unmingled atmosphere of
+romance. It is very thin and light to be sure, as on a high
+mountain; but it is brisk and clear and sunny in proportion. I saw
+the other day, with envy, an old and a very clever lady setting
+forth on a second or third voyage into MONTE CRISTO. Here are
+stories which powerfully affect the reader, which can he reperused
+at any age, and where the characters are no more than puppets. The
+bony fist of the showman visibly propels them; their springs are an
+open secret; their faces are of wood, their bellies filled with
+bran; and yet we thrillingly partake of their adventures. And the
+point may be illustrated still further. The last interview between
+Lucy and Richard Feveril is pure drama; more than that, it is the
+strongest scene, since Shakespeare, in the English tongue. Their
+first meeting by the river, on the other hand, is pure romance; it
+has nothing to do with character; it might happen to any other boy
+or maiden, and be none the less delightful for the change. And yet
+I think he would be a bold man who should choose between these
+passages. Thus, in the same book, we may have two scenes, each
+capital in its order: in the one, human passion, deep calling unto
+deep, shall utter its genuine voice; in the second, according
+circumstances, like instruments in tune, shall build up a trivial
+but desirable incident, such as we love to prefigure for ourselves;
+and in the end, in spite of the critics, we may hesitate to give
+the preference to either. The one may ask more genius - I do not
+say it does; but at least the other dwells as clearly in the
+memory.
+
+True romantic art, again, makes a romance of all things. It
+reaches into the highest abstraction of the ideal; it does not
+refuse the most pedestrian realism. ROBINSON CRUSOE is as
+realistic as it is romantic; both qualities are pushed to an
+extreme, and neither suffers. Nor does romance depend upon the
+material importance of the incidents. To deal with strong and
+deadly elements, banditti, pirates, war and murder, is to conjure
+with great names, and, in the event of failure, to double the
+disgrace. The arrival of Haydn and Consuelo at the Canon's villa
+is a very trifling incident; yet we may read a dozen boisterous
+stories from beginning to end, and not receive so fresh and
+stirring an impression of adventure. It was the scene of Crusoe at
+the wreck, if I remember rightly, that so bewitched my blacksmith.
+Nor is the fact surprising. Every single article the castaway
+recovers from the hulk is "a joy for ever" to the man who reads of
+them. They are the things that should be found, and the bare
+enumeration stirs the blood. I found a glimmer of the same
+interest the other day in a new book, THE SAILOR'S SWEETHEART, by
+Mr. Clark Russell. The whole business of the brig MORNING STAR is
+very rightly felt and spiritedly written; but the clothes, the
+books and the money satisfy the reader's mind like things to eat.
+We are dealing here with the old cut-and-dry, legitimate interest
+of treasure trove. But even treasure trove can be made dull.
+There are few people who have not groaned under the plethora of
+goods that fell to the lot of the SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON, that
+dreary family. They found article after article, creature after
+creature, from milk kine to pieces of ordnance, a whole
+consignment; but no informing taste had presided over the
+selection, there was no smack or relish in the invoice; and these
+riches left the fancy cold. The box of goods in Verne's MYSTERIOUS
+ISLAND is another case in point: there was no gusto and no glamour
+about that; it might have come from a shop. But the two hundred
+and seventy-eight Australian sovereigns on board the MORNING STAR
+fell upon me like a surprise that I had expected; whole vistas of
+secondary stories, besides the one in hand, radiated forth from
+that discovery, as they radiate from a striking particular in life;
+and I was made for the moment as happy as a reader has the right to
+be.
+
+To come at all at the nature of this quality of romance, we must
+bear in mind the peculiarity of our attitude to any art. No art
+produces illusion; in the theatre we never forget that we are in
+the theatre; and while we read a story, we sit wavering between two
+minds, now merely clapping our hands at the merit of the
+performance, now condescending to take an active part in fancy with
+the characters. This last is the triumph of romantic story-
+telling: when the reader consciously plays at being the hero, the
+scene is a good scene. Now in character-studies the pleasure that
+we take is critical; we watch, we approve, we smile at
+incongruities, we are moved to sudden heats of sympathy with
+courage, suffering or virtue. But the characters are still
+themselves, they are not us; the more clearly they are depicted,
+the more widely do they stand away from us, the more imperiously do
+they thrust us back into our place as a spectator. I cannot
+identify myself with Rawdon Crawley or with Eugene de Rastignac,
+for I have scarce a hope or fear in common with them. It is not
+character but incident that woos us out of our reserve. Something
+happens as we desire to have it happen to ourselves; some
+situation, that we have long dallied with in fancy, is realised in
+the story with enticing and appropriate details. Then we forget
+the characters; then we push the hero aside; then we plunge into
+the tale in our own person and bathe in fresh experience; and then,
+and then only, do we say we have been reading a romance. It is not
+only pleasurable things that we imagine in our day-dreams; there
+are lights in which we are willing to contemplate even the idea of
+our own death; ways in which it seems as if it would amuse us to be
+cheated, wounded or calumniated. It is thus possible to construct
+a story, even of tragic import, in which every incident, detail and
+trick of circumstance shall be welcome to the reader's thoughts.
+Fiction is to the grown man what play is to the child; it is there
+that he changes the atmosphere and tenor of his life; and when the
+game so chimes with his fancy that he can join in it with all his
+heart, when it pleases him with every turn, when he loves to recall
+it and dwells upon its recollection with entire delight, fiction is
+called romance.
+
+Walter Scott is out and away the king of the romantics. THE LADY
+OF THE LAKE has no indisputable claim to be a poem beyond the
+inherent fitness and desirability of the tale. It is just such a
+story as a man would make up for himself, walking, in the best
+health and temper, through just such scenes as it is laid in.
+Hence it is that a charm dwells undefinable among these slovenly
+verses, as the unseen cuckoo fills the mountains with his note;
+hence, even after we have flung the book aside, the scenery and
+adventures remain present to the mind, a new and green possession,
+not unworthy of that beautiful name, THE LADY OF THE LAKE, or that
+direct, romantic opening - one of the most spirited and poetical in
+literature - "The stag at eve had drunk his fill." The same
+strength and the same weaknesses adorn and disfigure the novels.
+In that ill-written, ragged book, THE PIRATE, the figure of
+Cleveland - cast up by the sea on the resounding foreland of
+Dunrossness - moving, with the blood on his hands and the Spanish
+words on his tongue, among the simple islanders - singing a
+serenade under the window of his Shetland mistress - is conceived
+in the very highest manner of romantic invention. The words of his
+song, "Through groves of palm," sung in such a scene and by such a
+lover, clench, as in a nutshell, the emphatic contrast upon which
+the tale is built. IN GUY MANNERING, again, every incident is
+delightful to the imagination; and the scene when Harry Bertram
+lands at Ellangowan is a model instance of romantic method.
+
+"I remember the tune well," he says, "though I cannot guess what
+should at present so strongly recall it to my memory." He took his
+flageolet from his pocket and played a simple melody. Apparently
+the tune awoke the corresponding associations of a damsel. She
+immediately took up the song -
+
+" 'Are these the links of Forth, she said;
+Or are they the crooks of Dee,
+Or the bonny woods of Warroch Head
+That I so fain would see?'
+
+" 'By heaven!' said Bertram, 'it is the very ballad.'"
+
+On this quotation two remarks fall to be made. First, as an
+instance of modern feeling for romance, this famous touch of the
+flageolet and the old song is selected by Miss Braddon for
+omission. Miss Braddon's idea of a story, like Mrs. Todgers's idea
+of a wooden leg, were something strange to have expounded. As a
+matter of personal experience, Meg's appearance to old Mr. Bertram
+on the road, the ruins of Derncleugh, the scene of the flageolet,
+and the Dominie's recognition of Harry, are the four strong notes
+that continue to ring in the mind after the book is laid aside.
+The second point is still more curious. The, reader will observe a
+mark of excision in the passage as quoted by me. Well, here is how
+it runs in the original: "a damsel, who, close behind a fine spring
+about half-way down the descent, and which had once supplied the
+castle with water, was engaged in bleaching linen." A man who gave
+in such copy would be discharged from the staff of a daily paper.
+Scott has forgotten to prepare the reader for the presence of the
+"damsel"; he has forgotten to mention the spring and its relation
+to the ruin; and now, face to face with his omission, instead of
+trying back and starting fair, crams all this matter, tail
+foremost, into a single shambling sentence. It is not merely bad
+English, or bad style; it is abominably bad narrative besides.
+
+Certainly the contrast is remarkable; and it is one that throws a
+strong light upon the subject of this paper. For here we have a
+man of the finest creative instinct touching with perfect certainty
+and charm the romantic junctures of his story; and we find him
+utterly careless, almost, it would seem, incapable, in the
+technical matter of style, and not only frequently weak, but
+frequently wrong in points of drama. In character parts, indeed,
+and particularly in the Scotch, he was delicate, strong and
+truthful; but the trite, obliterated features of too many of his
+heroes have already wearied two generations of readers. At times
+his characters will speak with something far beyond propriety with
+a true heroic note; but on the next page they will he wading
+wearily forward with an ungrammatical and undramatic rigmarole of
+words. The man who could conceive and write the character of
+Elspeth of the Craigburnfoot, as Scott has conceived and written
+it, had not only splendid romantic, but splendid tragic gifts. How
+comes it, then, that he could so often fob us off with languid,
+inarticulate twaddle?
+
+It seems to me that the explanation is to be found in the very
+quality of his surprising merits. As his books are play to the
+reader, so were they play to him. He conjured up the romantic with
+delight, but he had hardly patience to describe it. He was a great
+day-dreamer, a seer of fit and beautiful and humorous visions, but
+hardly a great artist; hardly, in the manful sense, an artist at
+all. He pleased himself, and so he pleases us. Of the pleasures
+of his art he tasted fully; but of its toils and vigils and
+distresses never man knew less. A great romantic - an idle child.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI. A HUMBLE REMONSTRANCE (11)
+
+
+WE have recently (12) enjoyed a quite peculiar pleasure: hearing,
+in some detail, the opinions, about the art they practise, of Mr.
+Walter Besant and Mr. Henry James; two men certainly of very
+different calibre: Mr. James so precise of outline, so cunning of
+fence, so scrupulous of finish, and Mr. Besant so genial, so
+friendly, with so persuasive and humorous a vein of whim: Mr. James
+the very type of the deliberate artist, Mr. Besant the
+impersonation of good nature. That such doctors should differ will
+excite no great surprise; but one point in which they seem to agree
+fills me, I confess, with wonder. For they are both content to
+talk about the "art of fiction"; and Mr. Besant, waxing exceedingly
+bold, goes on to oppose this so-called "art of fiction" to the "art
+of poetry." By the art of poetry he can mean nothing but the art
+of verse, an art of handicraft, and only comparable with the art of
+prose. For that heat and height of sane emotion which we agree to
+call by the name of poetry, is but a libertine and vagrant quality;
+present, at times, in any art, more often absent from them all; too
+seldom present in the prose novel, too frequently absent from the
+ode and epic. Fiction is the same case; it is no substantive art,
+but an element which enters largely into all the arts but
+architecture. Homer, Wordsworth, Phidias, Hogarth, and Salvini,
+all deal in fiction; and yet I do not suppose that either Hogarth
+or Salvini, to mention but these two, entered in any degree into
+the scope of Mr. Besant's interesting lecture or Mr. James's
+charming essay. The art of fiction, then, regarded as a
+definition, is both too ample and too scanty. Let me suggest
+another; let me suggest that what both Mr. James and Mr. Besant had
+in view was neither more nor less than the art of narrative.
+
+But Mr. Besant is anxious to speak solely of "the modern English
+novel," the stay and bread-winner of Mr. Mudie; and in the author
+of the most pleasing novel on that roll, ALL SORTS AND CONDITIONS
+OF MEN, the desire is natural enough. I can conceive, then, that
+he would hasten to propose two additions, and read thus: the art of
+FICTITIOUS narrative IN PROSE.
+
+Now the fact of the existence of the modern English novel is not to
+be denied; materially, with its three volumes, leaded type, and
+gilded lettering, it is easily distinguishable from other forms of
+literature; but to talk at all fruitfully of any branch of art, it
+is needful to build our definitions on some more fundamental ground
+then binding. Why, then, are we to add "in prose"? THE ODYSSEY
+appears to me the best of romances; THE LADY OF THE LAKE to stand
+high in the second order; and Chaucer's tales and prologues to
+contain more of the matter and art of the modern English novel than
+the whole treasury of Mr. Mudie. Whether a narrative be written in
+blank verse or the Spenserian stanza, in the long period of Gibbon
+or the chipped phrase of Charles Reade, the principles of the art
+of narrative must be equally observed. The choice of a noble and
+swelling style in prose affects the problem of narration in the
+same way, if not to the same degree, as the choice of measured
+verse; for both imply a closer synthesis of events, a higher key of
+dialogue, and a more picked and stately strain of words. If you
+are to refuse DON JUAN, it is hard to see why you should include
+ZANONI or (to bracket works of very different value) THE SCARLET
+LETTER; and by what discrimination are you to open your doors TO
+THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS and close them on THE FAERY QUEEN? To bring
+things closer home, I will here propound to Mr. Besant a conundrum.
+A narrative called PARADISE LOST was written in English verse by
+one John Milton; what was it then? It was next translated by
+Chateaubriand into French prose; and what was it then? Lastly, the
+French translation was, by some inspired compatriot of George
+Gilfillan (and of mine) turned bodily into an English novel; and,
+in the name of clearness, what was it then?
+
+But, once more, why should we add "fictitious"? The reason why is
+obvious. The reason why not, if something more recondite, does not
+want for weight. The art of narrative, in fact, is the same,
+whether it is applied to the selection and illustration of a real
+series of events or of an imaginary series. Boswell's LIFE OF
+JOHNSON (a work of cunning and inimitable art) owes its success to
+the same technical manoeuvres as (let us say) TOM JONES: the clear
+conception of certain characters of man, the choice and
+presentation of certain incidents out of a great number that
+offered, and the invention (yes, invention) and preservation of a
+certain key in dialogue. In which these things are done with the
+more art - in which with the greater air of nature - readers will
+differently judge. Boswell's is, indeed, a very special case, and
+almost a generic; but it is not only in Boswell, it is in every
+biography with any salt of life, it is in every history where
+events and men, rather than ideas, are presented - in Tacitus, in
+Carlyle, in Michelet, in Macaulay - that the novelist will find
+many of his own methods most conspicuously and adroitly handled.
+He will find besides that he, who is free - who has the right to
+invent or steal a missing incident, who has the right, more
+precious still, of wholesale omission - is frequently defeated,
+and, with all his advantages, leaves a less strong impression of
+reality and passion. Mr. James utters his mind with a becoming
+fervour on the sanctity of truth to the novelist; on a more careful
+examination truth will seem a word of very debateable propriety,
+not only for the labours of the novelist, but for those of the
+historian. No art - to use the daring phrase of Mr. James - can
+successfully "compete with life"; and the art that seeks to do so
+is condemned to perish MONTIBUS AVIIS. Life goes before us,
+infinite in complication; attended by the most various and
+surprising meteors; appealing at once to the eye, to the ear, to
+the mind - the seat of wonder, to the touch - so thrillingly
+delicate, and to the belly - so imperious when starved. It
+combines and employs in its manifestation the method and material,
+not of one art only, but of all the arts, Music is but an arbitrary
+trifling with a few of life's majestic chords; painting is but a
+shadow of its pageantry of light and colour; literature does but
+drily indicate that wealth of incident, of moral obligation, of
+virtue, vice, action, rapture and agony, with which it teems. To
+"compete with life," whose sun we cannot look upon, whose passions
+and diseases waste and slay us - to compete with the flavour of
+wine, the beauty of the dawn, the scorching of fire, the bitterness
+of death and separation - here is, indeed, a projected escalade of
+heaven; here are, indeed, labours for a Hercules in a dress coat,
+armed with a pen and a dictionary to depict the passions, armed
+with a tube of superior flake-white to paint the portrait of the
+insufferable sun. No art is true in this sense: none can "compete
+with life": not even history, built indeed of indisputable facts,
+but these facts robbed of their vivacity and sting; so that even
+when we read of the sack of a city or the fall of an empire, we are
+surprised, and justly commend the author's talent, if our pulse be
+quickened. And mark, for a last differentia, that this quickening
+of the pulse is, in almost every case, purely agreeable; that these
+phantom reproductions of experience, even at their most acute,
+convey decided pleasure; while experience itself, in the cockpit of
+life, can torture and slay.
+
+What, then, is the object, what the method, of an art, and what the
+source of its power? The whole secret is that no art does "compete
+with life." Man's one method, whether he reasons or creates, is to
+half-shut his eyes against the dazzle and confusion of reality.
+The arts, like arithmetic and geometry, turn away their eyes from
+the gross, coloured and mobile nature at our feet, and regard
+instead a certain figmentary abstraction. Geometry will tell us of
+a circle, a thing never seen in nature; asked about a green circle
+or an iron circle, it lays its hand upon its mouth. So with the
+arts. Painting, ruefully comparing sunshine and flake-white, gives
+up truth of colour, as it had already given up relief and movement;
+and instead of vying with nature, arranges a scheme of harmonious
+tints. Literature, above all in its most typical mood, the mood of
+narrative, similarly flees the direct challenge and pursues instead
+an independent and creative aim. So far as it imitates at all, it
+imitates not life but speech: not the facts of human destiny, but
+the emphasis and the suppressions with which the human actor tells
+of them. The real art that dealt with life directly was that of
+the first men who told their stories round the savage camp-fire.
+Our art is occupied, and bound to be occupied, not so much in
+making stories true as in making them typical; not so much in
+capturing the lineaments of each fact, as in marshalling all of
+them towards a common end. For the welter of impressions, all
+forcible but all discreet, which life presents, it substitutes a
+certain artificial series of impressions, all indeed most feebly
+represented, but all aiming at the same effect, all eloquent of the
+same idea, all chiming together like consonant notes in music or
+like the graduated tints in a good picture. From all its chapters,
+from all its pages, from all its sentences, the well-written novel
+echoes and re-echoes its one creative and controlling thought; to
+this must every incident and character contribute; the style must
+have been pitched in unison with this; and if there is anywhere a
+word that looks another way, the book would be stronger, clearer,
+and (I had almost said) fuller without it. Life is monstrous,
+infinite, illogical, abrupt and poignant; a work of art, in
+comparison, is neat, finite, self-contained, rational, flowing and
+emasculate. Life imposes by brute energy, like inarticulate
+thunder; art catches the ear, among the far louder noises of
+experience, like an air artificially made by a discreet musician.
+A proposition of geometry does not compete with life; and a
+proposition of geometry is a fair and luminous parallel for a work
+of art. Both are reasonable, both untrue to the crude fact; both
+inhere in nature, neither represents it. The novel, which is a
+work of art, exists, not by its resemblances to life, which are
+forced and material, as a shoe must still consist of leather, but
+by its immeasurable difference from life, which is designed and
+significant, and is both the method and the meaning of the work.
+
+The life of man is not the subject of novels, but the inexhaustible
+magazine from which subjects are to be selected; the name of these
+is legion; and with each new subject - for here again I must differ
+by the whole width of heaven from Mr. James - the true artist will
+vary his method and change the point of attack. That which was in
+one case an excellence, will become a defect in another; what was
+the making of one book, will in the next be impertinent or dull.
+First each novel, and then each class of novels, exists by and for
+itself. I will take, for instance, three main classes, which are
+fairly distinct: first, the novel of adventure, which appeals to
+certain almost sensual and quite illogical tendencies in man;
+second, the novel of character, which appeals to our intellectual
+appreciation of man's foibles and mingled and inconstant motives;
+and third, the dramatic novel, which deals with the same stuff as
+the serious theatre, and appeals to our emotional nature and moral
+judgment.
+
+And first for the novel of adventure. Mr. James refers, with
+singular generosity of praise, to a little book about a quest for
+hidden treasure; but he lets fall, by the way, some rather
+startling words. In this book he misses what he calls the "immense
+luxury" of being able to quarrel with his author. The luxury, to
+most of us, is to lay by our judgment, to be submerged by the tale
+as by a billow, and only to awake, and begin to distinguish and
+find fault, when the piece is over and the volume laid aside.
+Still more remarkable is Mr. James's reason. He cannot criticise
+the author, as he goes, "because," says he, comparing it with
+another work, "I HAVE BEEN A CHILD, BUT I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A
+QUEST FOR BURIED TREASURE." Here is, indeed, a wilful paradox; for
+if he has never been on a quest for buried treasure, it can be
+demonstrated that he has never been a child. There never was a
+child (unless Master James) but has hunted gold, and been a pirate,
+and a military commander, and a bandit of the mountains; but has
+fought, and suffered shipwreck and prison, and imbrued its little
+hands in gore, and gallantly retrieved the lost battle, and
+triumphantly protected innocence and beauty. Elsewhere in his
+essay Mr. James has protested with excellent reason against too
+narrow a conception of experience; for the born artist, he
+contends, the "faintest hints of life" are converted into
+revelations; and it will be found true, I believe, in a majority of
+cases, that the artist writes with more gusto and effect of those
+things which he has only wished to do, than of those which he has
+done. Desire is a wonderful telescope, and Pisgah the best
+observatory. Now, while it is true that neither Mr. James nor the
+author of the work in question has ever, in the fleshly sense, gone
+questing after gold, it is probable that both have ardently desired
+and fondly imagined the details of such a life in youthful day-
+dreams; and the author, counting upon that, and well aware (cunning
+and low-minded man!) that this class of interest, having been
+frequently treated, finds a readily accessible and beaten road to
+the sympathies of the reader, addressed himself throughout to the
+building up and circumstantiation of this boyish dream. Character
+to the boy is a sealed book; for him, a pirate is a beard, a pair
+of wide trousers and a liberal complement of pistols. The author,
+for the sake of circumstantiation and because he was himself more
+or less grown up, admitted character, within certain limits, into
+his design; but only within certain limits. Had the same puppets
+figured in a scheme of another sort, they had been drawn to very
+different purpose; for in this elementary novel of adventure, the
+characters need to be presented with but one class of qualities -
+the warlike and formidable. So as they appear insidious in deceit
+and fatal in the combat, they have served their end. Danger is the
+matter with which this class of novel deals; fear, the passion with
+which it idly trifles; and the characters are portrayed only so far
+as they realise the sense of danger and provoke the sympathy of
+fear. To add more traits, to be too clever, to start the hare of
+moral or intellectual interest while we are running the fox of
+material interest, is not to enrich but to stultify your tale. The
+stupid reader will only be offended, and the clever reader lose the
+scent.
+
+The novel of character has this difference from all others: that it
+requires no coherency of plot, and for this reason, as in the case
+of GIL BLAS, it is sometimes called the novel of adventure. It
+turns on the humours of the persons represented; these are, to be
+sure, embodied in incidents, but the incidents themselves, being
+tributary, need not march in a progression; and the characters may
+be statically shown. As they enter, so they may go out; they must
+be consistent, but they need not grow. Here Mr. James will
+recognise the note of much of his own work: he treats, for the most
+part, the statics of character, studying it at rest or only gently
+moved; and, with his usual delicate and just artistic instinct, he
+avoids those stronger passions which would deform the attitudes he
+loves to study, and change his sitters from the humorists of
+ordinary life to the brute forces and bare types of more emotional
+moments. In his recent AUTHOR OF BELTRAFFIO, so just in
+conception, so nimble and neat in workmanship, strong passion is
+indeed employed; but observe that it is not displayed. Even in the
+heroine the working of the passion is suppressed; and the great
+struggle, the true tragedy, the SCENE-A-FAIRE passes unseen behind
+the panels of a locked door. The delectable invention of the young
+visitor is introduced, consciously or not, to this end: that Mr.
+James, true to his method, might avoid the scene of passion. I
+trust no reader will suppose me guilty of undervaluing this little
+masterpiece. I mean merely that it belongs to one marked class of
+novel, and that it would have been very differently conceived and
+treated had it belonged to that other marked class, of which I now
+proceed to speak.
+
+I take pleasure in calling the dramatic novel by that name, because
+it enables me to point out by the way a strange and peculiarly
+English misconception. It is sometimes supposed that the drama
+consists of incident. It consists of passion, which gives the
+actor his opportunity; and that passion must progressively
+increase, or the actor, as the piece proceeded, would be unable to
+carry the audience from a lower to a higher pitch of interest and
+emotion. A good serious play must therefore be founded on one of
+the passionate CRUCES of life, where duty and inclination come
+nobly to the grapple; and the same is true of what I call, for that
+reason, the dramatic novel. I will instance a few worthy
+specimens, all of our own day and language; Meredith's RHODA
+FLEMING, that wonderful and painful book, long out of print, (13)
+and hunted for at bookstalls like an Aldine; Hardy's PAIR OF BLUE
+EYES; and two of Charles Reade's, GRIFFITH GAUNT and the DOUBLE
+MARRIAGE, originally called WHITE LIES, and founded (by an accident
+quaintly favourable to my nomenclature) on a play by Maquet, the
+partner of the great Dumas. In this kind of novel the closed door
+of THE AUTHOR OF BELTRAFFIO must be broken open; passion must
+appear upon the scene and utter its last word; passion is the be-
+all and the end-all, the plot and the solution, the protagonist and
+the DEUS EX MACHINA in one. The characters may come anyhow upon
+the stage: we do not care; the point is, that, before they leave
+it, they shall become transfigured and raised out of themselves by
+passion. It may be part of the design to draw them with detail; to
+depict a full-length character, and then behold it melt and change
+in the furnace of emotion.
+
+But there is no obligation of the sort; nice portraiture is not
+required; and we are content to accept mere abstract types, so they
+be strongly and sincerely moved. A novel of this class may be even
+great, and yet contain no individual figure; it may be great,
+because it displays the workings of the perturbed heart and the
+impersonal utterance of passion; and with an artist of the second
+class it is, indeed, even more likely to be great, when the issue
+has thus been narrowed and the whole force of the writer's mind
+directed to passion alone. Cleverness again, which has its fair
+field in the novel of character, is debarred all entry upon this
+more solemn theatre. A far-fetched motive, an ingenious evasion of
+the issue, a witty instead of a passionate turn, offend us like an
+insincerity. All should be plain, all straightforward to the end.
+Hence it is that, in RHODA FLEMING, Mrs. Lovell raises such
+resentment in the reader; her motives are too flimsy, her ways are
+too equivocal, for the weight and strength of her surroundings.
+Hence the hot indignation of the reader when Balzac, after having
+begun the DUCHESSE DE LANGEAIS in terms of strong if somewhat
+swollen passion, cuts the knot by the derangement of the hero's
+clock. Such personages and incidents belong to the novel of
+character; they are out of place in the high society of the
+passions; when the passions are introduced in art at their full
+height, we look to see them, not baffled and impotently striving,
+as in life, but towering above circumstance and acting substitutes
+for fate.
+
+And here I can imagine Mr. James, with his lucid sense, to
+intervene. To much of what I have said he would apparently demur;
+in much he would, somewhat impatiently, acquiesce. It may be true;
+but it is not what he desired to say or to hear said. He spoke of
+the finished picture and its worth when done; I, of the brushes,
+the palette, and the north light. He uttered his views in the tone
+and for the ear of good society; I, with the emphasis and
+technicalities of the obtrusive student. But the point, I may
+reply, is not merely to amuse the public, but to offer helpful
+advice to the young writer. And the young writer will not so much
+be helped by genial pictures of what an art may aspire to at its
+highest, as by a true idea of what it must be on the lowest terms.
+The best that we can say to him is this: Let him choose a motive,
+whether of character or passion; carefully construct his plot so
+that every incident is an illustration of the motive, and every
+property employed shall bear to it a near relation of congruity or
+contrast; avoid a sub-plot, unless, as sometimes in Shakespeare,
+the sub-plot be a reversion or complement of the main intrigue;
+suffer not his style to flag below the level of the argument; pitch
+the key of conversation, not with any thought of how men talk in
+parlours, but with a single eye to the degree of passion he may be
+called on to express; and allow neither himself in the narrative
+nor any character in the course of the dialogue, to utter one
+sentence that is not part and parcel of the business of the story
+or the discussion of the problem involved. Let him not regret if
+this shortens his book; it will be better so; for to add irrelevant
+matter is not to lengthen but to bury. Let him not mind if he miss
+a thousand qualities, so that he keeps unflaggingly in pursuit of
+the one he has chosen. Let him not care particularly if he miss
+the tone of conversation, the pungent material detail of the day's
+manners, the reproduction of the atmosphere and the environment.
+These elements are not essential: a novel may be excellent, and yet
+have none of them; a passion or a character is so much the better
+depicted as it rises clearer from material circumstance. In this
+age of the particular, let him remember the ages of the abstract,
+the great books of the past, the brave men that lived before
+Shakespeare and before Balzac. And as the root of the whole
+matter, let him bear in mind that his novel is not a transcript of
+life, to be judged by its exactitude; but a simplification of some
+side or point of life, to stand or fall by its significant
+simplicity. For although, in great men, working upon great
+motives, what we observe and admire is often their complexity, yet
+underneath appearances the truth remains unchanged: that
+simplification was their method, and that simplicity is their
+excellence.
+
+
+II
+
+
+Since the above was written another novelist has entered repeatedly
+the lists of theory: one well worthy of mention, Mr. W. D. Howells;
+and none ever couched a lance with narrower convictions. His own
+work and those of his pupils and masters singly occupy his mind; he
+is the bondslave, the zealot of his school; he dreams of an advance
+in art like what there is in science; he thinks of past things as
+radically dead; he thinks a form can be outlived: a strange
+immersion in his own history; a strange forgetfulness of the
+history of the race! Meanwhile, by a glance at his own works
+(could he see them with the eager eyes of his readers) much of this
+illusion would be dispelled. For while he holds all the poor
+little orthodoxies of the day - no poorer and no smaller than those
+of yesterday or to-morrow, poor and small, indeed, only so far as
+they are exclusive - the living quality of much that he has done is
+of a contrary, I had almost said of a heretical, complexion. A
+man, as I read him, of an originally strong romantic bent - a
+certain glow of romance still resides in many of his books, and
+lends them their distinction. As by accident he runs out and
+revels in the exceptional; and it is then, as often as not, that
+his reader rejoices - justly, as I contend. For in all this
+excessive eagerness to be centrally human, is there not one central
+human thing that Mr. Howells is too often tempted to neglect: I
+mean himself? A poet, a finished artist, a man in love with the
+appearances of life, a cunning reader of the mind, he has other
+passions and aspirations than those he loves to draw. And why
+should he suppress himself and do such reverence to the Lemuel
+Barkers? The obvious is not of necessity the normal; fashion rules
+and deforms; the majority fall tamely into the contemporary shape,
+and thus attain, in the eyes of the true observer, only a higher
+power of insignificance; and the danger is lest, in seeking to draw
+the normal, a man should draw the null, and write the novel of
+society instead of the romance of man.
+
+
+
+Footnotes:
+
+
+(1) 1881.
+
+(2) Written for the "Book" of the Edinburgh University Union Fancy
+Fair.
+
+(3) Professor Tait's laboratory assistant.
+
+(4) In Dr. Murray's admirable new dictionary, I have remarked a
+flaw SUB VOCE Beacon. In its express, technical sense, a beacon
+may be defined as "a founded, artificial sea-mark, not lighted."
+
+(5) The late Fleeming Jenkin.
+
+(6) This sequel was called forth by an excellent article in THE
+SPECTATOR.
+
+(7) Waiter, Watty, Woggy, Woggs, Wogg, and lastly Bogue; under
+which last name he fell in battle some twelve months ago. Glory
+was his aim and he attained it; for his icon, by the hand of
+Caldecott, now lies among the treasures of the nation.
+
+(8) Since traced by many obliging correspondents to the gallery of
+Charles Kingsley.
+
+(9) Since the above was written I have tried to launch the boat
+with my own hands in KIDNAPPED. Some day, perhaps, I may try a
+rattle at the shutters.
+
+(10) 1882.
+
+(11) This paper, which does not otherwise fit the present volume,
+is reprinted here as the proper continuation of the last.
+
+(12) 1884
+
+(13) Now no longer so, thank Heaven!
+
+
+
+
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