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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Atlantic Classics, by Various
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+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+Title: Atlantic Classics
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+Author: Various
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+Release Date: October 14, 2011 [EBook #37758]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ATLANTIC CLASSICS ***
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+ATLANTIC
+CLASSICS
+
+The Atlantic Monthly Company
+Boston
+
+COPYRIGHT, 1916, BY THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY COMPANY
+
+ TO
+
+ The Pleasantest of Companions,
+ Most Constant of Friends,
+ Who Seeks not Flattery but Counsel,
+ Provoked on Occasion only
+ And never Vexing beyond Endurance,
+ Wise with Ancient Wisdom,
+ And Fresh from the Fountain of Youth--
+
+ THE
+ ATLANTIC CONTRIBUTOR
+
+
+
+
+Preface
+
+
+This volume, composed of essays which on their appearance in the
+_Atlantic_ have met with especial favor and which from their character
+seem to deserve a longer life than the paper covers of a magazine
+permit, is published out of deference to a multitude of requests. Many
+readers have asked that this essay or that be preserved in permanent
+form, while many teachers both in college and high school have written
+us that the usefulness of the _Atlantic_ in the classroom would be
+enhanced by the appearance of an edition which, selecting from the
+selection already made from month to month, should constitute a kind of
+_Atlantic Anthology_, preserving the magazine's flavor and character and
+offering, as it were, a sample of what it aims to be.
+
+To give to this collection that variety which is the spice of a
+magazine's life, the editor has selected a single contribution from each
+of sixteen characteristic _Atlantic_ authors, making his choice from
+material not greatly affected by the interests of the moment. In two or
+three instances appears an essay which has already been published in
+some collection of an author's work, and the _Atlantic_ wishes to
+acknowledge with thanks permission from Houghton Mifflin Company to
+print once again Professor Sharp's delightful "Turtle Eggs for Agassiz,"
+which has been included in his volume "The Face of the Fields," and Mr.
+Nicholson's agreeable delineation of the "Provincial American"; while it
+gratefully adds its acknowledgment to Henry Holt and Company for the
+reappearance of Mr. Strunsky's "The Street," already published in his
+inimitable little volume, "Belshazzar Court."
+
+Our chief thanks, now and always, are due to the _Atlantic's_
+contributors, to whom we owe all we have or hope for. Were not our
+design limited, we should gladly enrich this collection with much
+material from our file, which is quite as worthy to represent the
+magazine, but which, for one reason or another, we judge less suitable
+for the purposes of the present volume.
+
+THE EDITOR.
+
+
+
+
+Contents
+
+
+FIDDLERS ERRANT _Robert Haven Schauffler_ 1
+
+TURTLE EGGS FOR AGASSIZ _Dallas Lore Sharp_ 23
+
+A FATHER TO HIS FRESHMAN SON _Edward Sanford Martin_ 45
+
+INTENSIVE LIVING _Cornelia A. P. Comer_ 59
+
+REMINISCENCE WITH POSTSCRIPT _Owen Wister_ 87
+
+THE OTHER SIDE _Margaret Sherwood_ 110
+
+ON AUTHORS _Margaret Preston Montague_ 124
+
+THE PROVINCIAL AMERICAN _Meredith Nicholson_ 130
+
+OUR LADY POVERTY _Agnes Repplier_ 153
+
+ENTERTAINING THE CANDIDATE _Katharine Baker_ 173
+
+THE STREET _Simeon Strunsky_ 181
+
+FASHIONS IN MEN _Katharine Fullerton Gerould_ 201
+
+A CONFESSION IN PROSE _Walter Prichard Eaton_ 225
+
+IN THE CHAIR _Ralph Bergengren_ 243
+
+THE PASSING OF INDOORS _Zephine Humphrey_ 252
+
+THE CONTENTED HEART _Lucy Elliot Keeler_ 265
+
+
+
+
+Fiddlers Errant
+
+By Robert Haven Schauffler
+
+I
+
+
+MUSICAL adventures largely depend on your instrument. Go traveling with
+a bassoon or clarionet packed in your trunk, and romance will pass you
+by. But far otherwise will events shape themselves if you set forth with
+a fiddle.
+
+The moment I turned my back upon the humdrum flute and embraced the
+'cello, that instrument of romance, things began happening thick and
+fast in a hitherto uneventful life. I found that to sally forth with
+your 'cello couchant under your arm, like a lance of the days of
+chivalry, was to invite adventure. You tempted Providence to make things
+interesting for you, up to the moment when you returned home and stood
+your fat, melodious friend in the corner on his one leg--like the stork,
+that other purveyor of joyful surprises.
+
+One reason why the 'cellist is particularly liable to meet with musical
+adventures is because the nature of his talent is so plainly visible.
+The parcel under his arm labels him FIDDLER in larger scare-caps than
+Mr. Hearst ever invented for headlines. It is seen of all men. There is
+no concealment possible. For it would, indeed, be less practicable to
+hide your 'cello under a bushel than to hide a bushel under your 'cello.
+
+The non-reducible obesity of this instrument is apt to bring you
+adventures of all sorts: wrathful sometimes, when urchins recognize it
+as a heaven-sent target for snowballs; or when adults audibly quote Dean
+Swift's asinine remark, 'He was a fiddler and therefore a rogue.'
+Absurd, sometimes, as when the ticket-chopper in the subway bars your
+path under the misapprehension that you are carrying a double-bass; and
+when the small boys at the exit offer you a _Saturday Evening Post_ in
+return for 'a tune on that there banjo.' But more often the episodes are
+pleasant, as when your bulky trademark enables some kindred spirit to
+recognize you as his predestined companion on impromptu adventures in
+music.
+
+I was at first almost painfully aware of my 'cello's conspicuousness
+because I had abandoned for it an instrument so retiring by nature that
+you might carry it till death in your side pocket, yet never have it
+contribute an unusual episode to your career. But from the moment when I
+discovered the exaggerated old fiddle in the attic, slumbering in its
+black coffin, and wondered what it was all about, and brought it
+resurrection and life,--events began. I have never known exactly what
+was the magic inherent in the dull, guttural, discouraged protests of
+the strings which I experimentally plucked that day. But their
+songs-without-words-or-music seemed to me pregnant with promises of
+beauty and romance far beyond the ken of the forthright flute. So then
+and there I decided to embark upon the delicate and dangerous enterprise
+of learning another instrument.
+
+It was indeed delicate and dangerous because it had to be prosecuted as
+secretly as sketching hostile fortifications. Father must not suspect. I
+feared that if he heard the demonic groans of a G string in pain, or the
+ghoulish whimperings of a manhandled A, he would mount to the attic,
+throw back his head, look down upon me through those lower crescents of
+his spectacles which always made him look a trifle unsympathetic, and
+pronounce that baleful formula: 'My son, come into my study!' For I knew
+he labored under the delusion that I already 'blew in' too much time on
+the flute, away from the companionship of All Gaul, _enteuthen
+exelaunei_, and Q.E.D. As for any additional instrument, I feared that
+he would reduce it to a pulp at sight, and me too.
+
+My first secret step was to secure a long strip of paper to be pasted on
+the finger-board under the strings. It was all pockmarked with black
+dots and letters, so that if the music told you to play the note G, all
+you had to do was to contort your neck properly and remove your left
+hand from the path of vision, then gaze cross-eyed and upside down at
+the finger-board until you discovered the particular dot labeled G. The
+next move was to clap your fingertip upon that dot and straighten out
+your neck and eyes and apply the bow. Then out would come a triumphant
+G,--that is, provided your fingers had not already rubbed G's
+characteristically undershot lip so much as to erase away the letter's
+individuality. In that case, to be sure, all your striving for G might
+result only in C after all.
+
+It was fascinating work, though. And every afternoon as the hour of
+four, and father's 'constitutional,' approached, I would 'get set' like
+a sprinter on my mark in the upper hall. The moment the front door
+closed definitely behind my parent I would dash for the attic and
+commence my cervical and ocular contortions. It was dangerous, too. For
+it was so hard to stop betimes that one evening father made my blood run
+cold by inquiring, 'What were you moaning about upstairs before dinner?'
+I fear that I attributed these sounds to travail in Latin scholarship,
+and an alleged sympathy for the struggles of the dying Gaul.
+
+The paper finger-board was so efficacious that in a week I felt ready to
+taste the first fruits of toil. So I insinuated a pair of musical
+friends into the house one afternoon, to try an easy trio. They were a
+brother and sister who played violin and piano. Things went so
+brilliantly that we resolved on a public performance within a few days,
+at the South High School. Alas, if I had only taken the supposed
+rapidity of my progress with a grain of attic salt! But my only
+solicitude was over the problem how to smuggle the too conspicuous
+instrument to school, on the morning of the concert, without the
+knowledge of a vigilant father. We decided at last that any such attempt
+would be suicidal rashness. So I borrowed another boy's father's 'cello,
+and, in default of the printed strip, I penciled under the strings notes
+of the whereabouts of G, C, and so forth, making G shoot out the lip
+with extra decision.
+
+Our public performance was a _succès fou_,--that is, it was a _succès_
+up to a certain point, and _fou_ beyond it, when one disaster followed
+another. My fingers played so hard as to rub out G's lower lip. They
+quite obliterated A, turned E into F, and B into a fair imitation of D.
+These involuntary revisions led me to introduce the very boldest modern
+harmonies into one of the most naïvely traditional strains of Cornelius
+Gurlitt. Now, in the practice of the art of music one never with
+impunity pours new harmonic wine into old bottles. The thing is simply
+not done.
+
+Perhaps, though, we might have muddled through somehow, had not my
+violinist friend, during a rest, poked me cruelly in the ribs with his
+bow and remarked in a coarse stage whisper, 'Look who's there!'
+
+I looked, and gave a gasp. It might have passed for an excellent
+rehearsal of my last gasp. In the very front row sat--father! He
+appeared sardonic and businesslike. The fatal formula seemed already to
+be trembling upon his lips. The remnants of B, C, D, and so forth
+suddenly blurred before my crossed eyes. With the most dismal report our
+old bottle of chamber music blew up, and I fled from the scene.
+
+'My son, come into my study.'
+
+In an ague I had waited half the evening for those hated words; and with
+laggard step and miserable forebodings I followed across the hall. But
+the day was destined to end in still another surprise. When father
+finally faced me in that awful sanctum, he was actually smiling in the
+jolliest manner, and I divined that the rod was going to be spared.
+
+'What's all this?' he inquired. 'Thought you'd surprise your old dad,
+eh? Come, tell me about it.'
+
+So I told him about it; and he was so sympathetic that I found courage
+for the great request.
+
+'Pa,' I stammered, 'sometimes I think p'raps I don't hold the bow just
+right. It scratches so. Please might I take just four lessons from a
+regular teacher so I could learn all about how to play the 'cello?'
+
+Father choked a little. But he looked jollier than ever as he replied,
+'Yes, my son, on condition that you promise to lay the flute entirely
+aside until you have learned _all_ about how to play the 'cello.'
+
+I promised.
+
+I have faithfully kept that promise.
+
+
+II
+
+Fiddlers errant are apt to rush in and occupy the centre of the stage
+where angels in good and regular practice fear even to tune up. One of
+the errant's pet vagaries is to volunteer his services in orchestras too
+good for him. Not long after discovering that I would need more than
+four lessons to learn quite all there was to know about the 'cello,--in
+fact, just nine months after discovering the coffin in the attic,--I
+'rushed in.' Hearing that _The Messiah_ was to be given at Christmas, I
+approached the conductor and magniloquently informed him that I was a
+'cellist and that, seeing he was he, I would contribute my services
+without money and without price to the coming performance.
+
+With a rather dubious air my terms were accepted. That same evening at
+rehearsal I found that the entire bass section of the orchestra
+consisted of three 'cellos. These were presided over by an inaudible,
+and therefore negligible, little girl, a hoary sage who always arrived
+very late and left very early, and myself. I shall never forget my
+sensations when the sage, at a crucial point, suddenly packed up and
+left me, an undeveloped musical Atlas, to bear the entire weight of the
+orchestra on one pair of puny shoulders. Under these conditions it was a
+memorable ordeal to read at sight 'The Trumpet Shall Sound.' The trumpet
+sounded, indeed. That was more than the 'cello did in certain passages!
+As for the dead being raised, however, that happened according to
+programme.
+
+After this high-tension episode, I pulled myself together, only to fall
+into a cruel and unusual pit which the treacherous Händel dug for
+'cellists by writing one single passage in that unfamiliar alto clef
+which looks so much like the usual tenor clef that before the least
+suspicion of impending disaster dawns, you are down in the pit,
+hopelessly floundering.
+
+I emerged from this rehearsal barely alive; but I had really enjoyed
+myself so much more than I had suffered, or made others suffer, that my
+initial impulse to rush at sight into strange orchestras now became
+stereotyped into a habit. Since then what delightful evenings I have
+spent in the old Café Martin and in the old Café Boulevarde where my
+'cellist friends in the orchestras were ever ready to resign their
+instruments into my hands for a course or two, and the leader always let
+me pick out the music!
+
+But one afternoon in upper Broadway I met with the sort of adventure
+that figures in the fondest dreams of fiddlers errant. I had strolled
+into the nearest hotel to use the telephone. As I passed through the
+restaurant, my attention was caught by a vaguely familiar strain from
+the musicians' gallery. Surely this was unusual spiritual provender to
+offer a crowd of typical New York diners! More and more absorbed in
+trying to recognize the music, I sank into an armchair in the lobby, the
+telephone quite forgotten. The instruments were working themselves up to
+some magnificent climax, and working me up at the same time. It began to
+sound more and more like the greatest of all music,--the musician's very
+holiest of holies. Surely I must be dreaming! My fingers crooked
+themselves for a pinch. But just then the unseen instruments swung back
+into the opening theme of the Brahms piano quartette in A major.
+Merciful heavens! A Brahms quartette in Broadway? Pan in Wall Street?
+Silence. With three jumps I was up in the little gallery, wringing the
+hands of those performers and calling down blessings upon their
+quixotism as musical missionaries. 'Missionaries?' echoed the leader in
+amusement. 'Ah, no. We could never hope to convert those down there.' He
+waved a scornful hand at the consumers of lobster below. 'Now and then
+we play Brahms just in order that we may save our own souls.' The
+'cellist rose, saluted, and extended his bow in my direction, like some
+proud commander surrendering his sword. 'Will it please you,' he
+inquired, 'to play the next movement?' It pleased me.
+
+
+III
+
+Fiddlers errant find that traveling with a 'cello is almost as good--and
+almost as bad--as traveling with a child. It helps you, for example, in
+cultivating friendly relations with fellow passengers. Suppose there is
+a broken wheel, or the engineer is waiting for Number 26 to pass, or you
+are stalled for three days in a blizzard,--what more jolly than to
+undress your 'cello and play each of those present the tune he would
+most like to hear, and lead the congregational singing of 'Dixie,'
+'Tipperary,' 'Drink to me only,' and 'Home, Sweet Home'? A fiddle may
+even make tenable one of those railway junctions which Stevenson cursed
+as the nadir of intrinsic uninterestingness, and which Mr. Clayton
+Hamilton praised with such _brio_.
+
+But this is only the bright side. In some ways traveling with a 'cello
+is as uncomfortable as traveling, not only with a baby, but with a
+donkey. Unless indeed you have an instrument with a convenient hinged
+door in the back so that you may pack it full of pyjamas, collars,
+brushes, MSS, and so forth, thus dispensing with a bag; or unless you
+can calk up its _f_ holes and use the instrument as a canoe on occasion,
+a 'cello is about as inconvenient a traveling companion as the corpse in
+R.L.S.'s tale, which would insist on getting into the wrong box.
+
+Some idea of the awkwardness of taking the 'cello along in a sleeping
+car may be gathered from its nicknames. It is called the 'bull-fiddle.'
+It is called the 'dog-house.' But, unlike either bulls or kennels, it
+cannot safely be forwarded by freight or express. The formula for
+Pullman travel with a 'cello is as follows: First ascertain whether the
+conductor will let you aboard with the instrument. If not, try the next
+train. When successful, fee the porter heavily at sight, thus softening
+his heart so that he will assign the only spare upper birth to your
+baby. And warn him in impressive tones that the instrument is priceless,
+and on no account to touch it. You need not fear thieves. Sooner than
+steal a 'cello, the light-fingered would button his coat over a baby
+white elephant and let it tusk his vitals.
+
+I have cause to remember my first and only holiday trip with the
+Princeton Glee, Mandolin, and Banjo Clubs. My function being to play
+solos and to assist the Mandolin Club, I demanded for the 'cello an
+upper berth in the special car. But I was overwhelmed with howls of
+derision and assurances that I was a very fresh soph indeed. The first
+night, my instrument reposed in some mysterious recess under a leaky
+cooler, where all too much water flowed under its bridge before the
+dawn. The second night it was compressed into a strait and narrow closet
+with brushes and brooms, whence it emerged with a hollow chest, a stoop,
+a consumptive quality of voice, and the malady known as _compressio
+pontis_. Thereafter it occupied the same upper with me. Twice I overlaid
+it, with well-nigh fatal consequences.
+
+Short-distance travel with a 'cello is not much more agreeable. In
+trolleys you have to hold it more delicately than any babe, and be ready
+to give a straight-arm to any one who lurches in your direction, and to
+raise it from the floor every time you jolt over cross-tracks or run
+over pedestrians, for fear of jarring the delicate adjustment of the
+sound-post. As for a holiday crush down town, the best way to negotiate
+it with a 'cello is to fix the sharp end-pin in place, and then, holding
+the instrument at charge like a bayonet, impale those who seem most
+likely to break its ribs.
+
+After my full share of such experiences, I learned that if you are a
+fiddler errant it is better to leave your instrument at home and live on
+the country, as it were, trusting to the fact that you can beg, borrow,
+or rent some kind of fiddle and of chamber music almost anywhere, if you
+know how to go about it.
+
+
+IV
+
+Only don't try it in Sicily!
+
+For several months I had buried the fiddler in the errant pure and
+simple, when, one sunset, across a gorge in Monte Venere, my first
+strain of Sicilian music floated, to reawaken in me all the primeval
+instincts of the musical adventurer. The melody came from the reed pipe
+of a goat-herd as he drove his flock down into Taormina. Such a pipe was
+perhaps to Theocritus what the fiddles of Stradivarius are to us. It was
+pleasant to imagine that this goat-herd's music might possibly be the
+same that used to inspire the tenderest of Sicilian poets twenty-three
+hundred years ago.
+
+Piercingly sweet, indescribably pathetic, the melody recalled the Largo
+in Dvořák's New World Symphony. Yet, there on the mountain-side, with
+Ætna rosy on the right, and the purple Mediterranean shimmering far
+below, the voice of the reed sounded more divine than any English horn
+or Boehm flute I had ever heard singing in the depths of a modern
+orchestra. And I began to doubt whether music was so completely a
+product of the last three centuries as it purported to be.
+
+But that evening, when the goat-herd, ensnared by American gold, turned
+himself into a modern chamber musician in our hotel room, I regained
+poise. Removed from its properly romantic setting, like seaweed from the
+sea, the pastoral stop of Theocritus became unmistakably a penny
+whistle, with an intonation of the whistle's conventional purity. Our
+captured Comatas seemed to realize that the environment was against him
+and that things were going 'contrairy'; for he refused to venture on any
+of the soft Lydian airs of Monte Venere, and confined himself strictly
+to tarantellas, native dances, which he played with a magnificent
+feeling for rhythm (if not for in-tuneness) while, with a pencil, I
+caught--or muffed--them on the fly. One was to this effect:--
+
+[Illustration: musical notation]
+
+While this was going on, a chance hotel acquaintance dropped into the
+room and revealed himself as a professor by explaining that the
+tarantella was named for its birthplace, the old Greek city of Taranto
+over yonder in the heel of the Italian boot; that dancing it was once
+considered the only cure for the maddening bite of the spider known as
+the Lycosa Tarantula; and that some of the melodies our goat-herd was
+playing might possibly be ancient Greek tunes, handed down traditionally
+in Taranto, and later dispersed over Calabria and Sicily.
+
+This all sounded rather academic. But his next words sent the little
+professor soaring in our estimation. He disclosed himself as a fiddler
+errant by wistfully remarking that all this made him long for two
+things: his violin, and a chance to play trios. Right heartily did we
+introduce ourselves as pianist and 'cellist errant at his service. And
+he and I decided to visit Catania next day to scout for fiddles and
+music. We thought we would look for the music first.
+
+Next day, accordingly, we invaded the largest music store in Catania.
+Did they have trios for violin, violoncello, and piano? 'Certainly!' We
+were shown a derangement of La Somnambula for violin and piano, and
+another for 'cello and piano. If we omitted one of the piano parts, we
+were assured, a very beautiful trio would result, as surely as one from
+four makes three.
+
+Finding us hard to please, the storekeeper referred us to the conductor
+of the Opera, who offered to rent us all the standard works of chamber
+music. The 'trios' he offered us turned out to be elementary pieces
+labeled 'For Piano and Violin or 'Cello.' But nothing we could say was
+able to persuade our conductor that 'or' did not mean 'and.' To this day
+I feel sure that he is ready to defend his interpretation of this word
+against all comers.
+
+We turned three more music stores upside down and had already abandoned
+the hunt in despair when we discovered a fourth in a narrow side street.
+There were only five minutes in which to catch the train; but in thirty
+seconds we had unearthed a genuine piece of chamber music. Hallelujah!
+it was the finale of the first Beethoven trio!
+
+Suddenly the oil of joy curdled to mourning. The thing was an
+arrangement for piano solo! We left hurriedly when the proprietor began
+assuring us that the original effect would be secured if the piano was
+doubled in the treble by the violin and in the bass by the 'cello.
+
+This piano solo was the nearest approach to chamber music that a
+thorough search and research revealed in the island of Trinacria. But
+afterwards, recollecting the misadventure in tranquility, we concluded
+that it was as absurd to look for chamber music in Sicily as to look for
+'Die Wacht am Rhein' among the idylls of Theocritus.
+
+
+V
+
+SCENE: a city composed of one department store and three houses, on the
+forbidding shores of Newfoundland.
+
+TIME: one of those times when a fellow needs a friend,--when he's in a
+stern, strange land on pleasure bent--and has to have a check cashed. I
+don't know why it is that one always runs out of ready money in
+Newfoundland. Perhaps because salmon flies are such fleeting creatures
+of a day that you must send many postal orders to St. Johns for more.
+Perhaps because the customs officials at Port au Basques make you
+deposit so much duty on your fishing tackle. At any rate, there I was
+penniless, with the burly storekeeper scowling in a savage manner at my
+check and not knowing at all whether to take a chance on it. Finally he
+thought he wouldn't, but conceded that I might spend a night under his
+roof, as there was really nowhere else to go.
+
+At this pass something made me think of music. Perhaps it was the parlor
+piano which, when new, back in the stone age, had probably been in tune.
+I inquired whether there were any other instruments. The wreckage of a
+violin was produced. With two pieces of string and a table fork I set up
+the prostrate sound-post. I glued together the bridge and put it in
+position. The technique of the angler proved helpful in splicing
+together some strange-looking strings. The A was eked out with a piece
+of salmon leader, while an old mandolin yielded a wire E.
+
+When all was at last ready, a fresh difficulty occurred to me. The
+violin was an instrument which I had never learned to play! But
+necessity is the mother of pretension. I thought of that check. And
+placing the small fiddle carefully between my knees, I pretended that it
+was a 'cello.
+
+So the daughter of the house seated herself at the relic of the stone
+age, and we had a concert. Newfoundland appeared not to be over-finicky
+in the matter of pitch and tone-quality. And how it did enjoy music! As
+the audience was of Scotch-English-Irish descent, we rendered equal
+parts of 'Comin' Through the Rye,' 'God Save the King,' and 'Kathleen
+Mavourneen.' Then the proprietor requested the Sextette from _Lucia_.
+While it was forthcoming he toyed furtively with his bandana. When it
+ceased he encored it with all his might. Then he slipped out storewards
+and presently returned with the fattest, blackest, most
+formidable-looking cigar I ever saw, which he gravely proffered me.
+
+'We like' he remarked in his quaint idiom, 'to hear music at scattered
+times.' He was trying to affect indifference. But his gruff voice shook,
+and I knew then that music hath charms to cash the savage check.
+
+
+VI
+
+This essay has rambled on an unconscionable while. The shades of
+editorial night are already descending; and still I have not yet
+described one of those unexpected and perfect orgies of chamber
+music,--one of those little earthly paradises full of
+
+ Soul-satisfying strains--alas! too few,--
+
+which true fiddlers errant hope to find in each new place they visit,
+but which usually keep well in advance of them, like the foot of the
+rainbow.
+
+One such adventure came to me not long ago in a California city, while I
+was gathering material for a book of travel. On my first evening there I
+was taken to dine with a well-known writer in his beautiful home, which
+he had built with his own two hands in the Spanish mission style during
+fourteen years of joyous labor. This gentleman had no idea that I was to
+be thrust upon him. But his hospitality went so far as to insist, before
+the evening was over, that I must stay a week. He would not take no for
+an answer. And for my part I had no desire to say no, because he was a
+delightful person, his home with its leaf-filled patio was most
+alluring, and I had discovered promising possibilities for fiddlers
+errant in the splendid music-room and the collection of phonograph
+records of Indian music which mine host had himself made in Arizona and
+New Mexico. Then too there were rumors of skillful musical vagabonds in
+the vicinity.
+
+Such an environment fairly cried aloud for impromptu fiddling. So, armed
+with a note to the best violinist in that part of California, I set
+forth next morning on the trail of the ideal orgy. At the address given
+I was told that my man had moved and his address was not known. That was
+a setback, indeed! But determined fiddlers errant usually land on their
+feet. On the way back I chanced to hear some masterly strains of
+Bach-on-the-violin issuing from a brown bungalow. And ringing at a
+venture I was confronted by the very man I sought.
+
+Blocking the doorway, he read the note, looking as bored as
+professionals usually do when asked to play with amateurs. But just as
+he began to tell me how busy he was and how impossible, and so forth, he
+happened to glance again at the envelope, and a very slight gleam came
+into his eye.
+
+'You're not by any chance the fellow who wrote that thing about fiddlers
+in the _Atlantic_, are you?' he inquired. At my nod he very flatteringly
+unblocked the doorway and dragged me inside, pumping my hand up and down
+in a painful manner, shouting for his wife, and making various kind
+representations, all at the same time. And his talk gradually simmered
+down into an argument that of course the only thing to do was to fiddle
+together that very night.
+
+I asked who had the best 'cello in town. He told me the man's name, but
+looked dubious. 'The trouble is, he loves that big Amati as if it were
+twins. I doubt if he could bring himself to lend it to any one. Anyway,
+let's try.'
+
+He scribbled a card to his 'cellist friend and promised, if I were
+successful, to bring along a good pianist and play trios in the evening.
+So I set forth on the trail of the Amati. Its owner had just finished
+his noonday stint in a hotel orchestra and looked somewhat tired and
+cross. He glanced at the card and then assumed a most conservative
+expression and tried to fob off on me a cheap 'cello belonging to one of
+his pupils, which sounded very much as a three-cent cigar tastes. At
+this point I gave him the secret thumb-position grip and whispered into
+his ear one of those magic pass words of the craft which in a trice
+convinced him that I was in a position to dandle a 'cello with as tender
+solicitude as any man alive. On my promising, moreover, to taxicab it
+both ways with the sacred burden, he passed the Amati over, and the orgy
+of fiddlers errant was assured.
+
+And that night how those beautiful Spanish walls did resound to
+Beethoven and Dvořák and Brahms, most originally interspersed with the
+voice of the Mexican servant's guitar, with strange, lovely songs of the
+aboriginal West and South,--and with the bottled sunshine of Californian
+hill-slopes; while El Alcalde Maiore, the lone gnarled tree-giant that
+filled the patio, looked in through the open windows and contributed, by
+way of accompaniment, leafy arpeggios _sotto voce_. And sometimes,
+during rests, I remembered to be thankful that I had once snapped my
+fingers at the howling wolf, and at fat pot-boilers, while I scribbled
+for the _Atlantic_ that little essay on fiddlers which had gained me
+this priceless evening.
+
+
+
+
+Turtle Eggs for Agassiz
+
+By Dallas Lore Sharp
+
+
+It is one of the wonders of the world that so few books are written.
+With every human being a possible book, and with many a human being
+capable of becoming more books than the world could contain, is it not
+amazing that the books of men are so few? and so stupid!
+
+I took down, recently, from the shelves of a great public library, the
+four volumes of Agassiz's _Contributions to the Natural History of the
+United States_. I doubt if anybody but the charwoman, with her duster,
+had touched those volumes for twenty-five years. They are an excessively
+learned, a monumental, an epoch-making work, the fruit of vast and
+heroic labors, with colored plates on stone, showing the turtles of the
+United States, and their embryology. The work was published more than
+half a century ago (by subscription); but it looked old beyond its
+years--massive, heavy, weathered, as if dug from the rocks. It was
+difficult to feel that Agassiz could have written it--could have built
+it, grown it, for the laminated pile had required for its growth, the
+patience and painstaking care of a process of nature, as if it were a
+kind of printed coral reef. Agassiz do this? The big, human, magnetic
+man at work upon these pages of capital letters, Roman figures,
+brackets, and parentheses in explanation of the pages of diagrams and
+plates! I turned away with a sigh from the weary learning, to read the
+preface.
+
+When a great man writes a great book he usually flings a preface after
+it, and thereby saves it, sometimes, from oblivion. Whether so or not,
+the best things in most books are their prefaces. It was not, however,
+the quality of the preface to these great volumes that interested me,
+but rather the wicked waste of durable book-material that went to its
+making. Reading down through the catalogue of human names and of thanks
+for help received, I came to a sentence beginning:--
+
+'In New England I have myself collected largely; but I have also
+received valuable contributions from the late Rev. Zadoc Thompson of
+Burlington; ... from Mr. D. Henry Thoreau of Concord; ... and from Mr.
+J. W. P. Jenks of Middleboro'.' And then it hastens on with the thanks
+in order to get to the turtles, as if turtles were the one and only
+thing of real importance in all the world.
+
+Turtles no doubt are important, extremely important, embryologically, as
+part of our genealogical tree; but they are away down among the roots
+of the tree as compared with the late Rev. Zadoc Thompson of Burlington.
+I happen to know nothing about the Rev. Zadoc, but to me he looks very
+interesting. Indeed any reverend gentleman of his name and day who would
+catch turtles for Agassiz must have been interesting. And as for Henry
+Thoreau, we know he was interesting. The rarest wood-turtle in the
+United States was not so rare a specimen as this gentleman of Walden
+Woods and Concord. We are glad even for this line in the preface about
+him; glad to know that he tried, in this untranscendental way, to serve
+his day and generation. If Agassiz had only put a chapter in his turtle
+book about it! But this is the material he wasted, this and more of the
+same human sort, for the Mr. Jenks of Middleboro' (at the end of the
+quotation) was, years later, an old college professor of mine, who told
+me some of the particulars of his turtle contributions, particulars
+which Agassiz should have found a place for in his big book. The preface
+says merely that this gentleman sent turtles to Cambridge by the
+thousands--brief and scanty recognition. For that is not the only thing
+this gentleman did. On one occasion he sent, not turtles, but turtle
+_eggs_ to Cambridge--_brought_ them, I should say; and all there is to
+show for it, so far as I could discover, is a sectional drawing of a bit
+of the mesoblastic layer of one of the eggs!
+
+Of course, Agassiz wanted to make that mesoblastic drawing, or some
+other equally important drawing, and had to have the fresh turtle egg to
+draw it from. He had to have it, and he got it. A great man, when he
+wants a certain turtle egg, at a certain time, always gets it, for he
+gets someone else to get it. I am glad he got it. But what makes me sad
+and impatient is that he did not think it worth while to tell about the
+getting of it, and so made merely a learned turtle book of what might
+have been an exceedingly interesting human book.
+
+It would seem, naturally, that there could be nothing unusual or
+interesting about the getting of turtle eggs when you want them. Nothing
+at all, if you should chance to want the eggs as you chance to find
+them. So with anything else,--good copper stock, for instance, if you
+should chance to want it, and should chance to be along when they chance
+to be giving it away. But if you want copper stock, say of C & H
+quality, _when_ you want it, and are bound to have it, then you must
+command more than a college professor's salary. And likewise, precisely,
+when it is turtle eggs that you are bound to have.
+
+Agassiz wanted those turtle eggs when he wanted them--not a minute over
+three hours from the minute they were laid. Yet even that does not seem
+exacting, hardly more difficult than the getting of hen eggs only three
+hours old. Just so, provided the professor could have had his private
+turtle-coop in Harvard Yard; and provided he could have made his
+turtles lay. But turtles will not respond, like hens, to meat-scraps and
+the warm mash. The professor's problem was not to get from a mud
+turtle's nest in the back yard to the table in the laboratory; but to
+get from the laboratory in Cambridge to some pond when the turtles were
+laying, and back to the laboratory within the limited time. And this, in
+the days of Darius Green, might have called for nice and discriminating
+work--as it did.
+
+Agassiz had been engaged for a long time upon his _Contributions_. He
+had brought the great work nearly to a finish. It was, indeed, finished
+but for one small yet very important bit of observation: he had carried
+the turtle egg through every stage of its development with the single
+exception of one--the very earliest--that stage of first cleavages, when
+the cell begins to segment, immediately upon its being laid. That
+beginning stage had brought the _Contributions_ to a halt. To get eggs
+that were fresh enough to show the incubation at this period had been
+impossible.
+
+There were several ways that Agassiz might have proceeded: he might have
+got a leave of absence for the spring term, taken his laboratory to some
+pond inhabited by turtles, and there camped until he should catch the
+reptile digging out her nest. But there were difficulties in all of
+that--as those who are college professors and naturalists know. As this
+was quite out of the question, he did the easiest thing--asked Mr.
+Jenks of Middleboro' to get him the eggs. Mr. Jenks got them. Agassiz
+knew all about his getting of them; and I say the strange and irritating
+thing is, that Agassiz did not think it worth while to tell us about it,
+at least in the preface to his monumental work.
+
+It was many years later that Mr. Jenks, then a gray-haired college
+professor, told me how he got those eggs to Agassiz.
+
+'I was principal of an academy, during my younger years,' he began, 'and
+was busy one day with my classes, when a large man suddenly filled the
+door-way of the room, smiled to the four corners of the room, and called
+out with a big, quick voice that he was Professor Agassiz.
+
+'Of course he was. I knew it, even before he had had time to shout it to
+me across the room.
+
+'Would I get him some turtle eggs? he called. Yes, I would. And would I
+get them to Cambridge within three hours from the time they were laid?
+Yes, I would. And I did. And it was worth the doing. But I did it only
+once.
+
+'When I promised Agassiz those eggs I knew where I was going to get
+them. I had got turtle eggs there before--at a particular patch of sandy
+shore along a pond, a few miles distant from the academy.
+
+'Three hours was the limit. From the railroad station to Boston was
+thirty-five miles; from the pond to the station was perhaps three or
+four miles; from Boston to Cambridge we called about three miles. Forty
+miles in round numbers! We figured it all out before he returned, and
+got the trip down to two hours,--record time:--driving from the pond to
+the station; from the station by express train to Boston; from Boston by
+cab to Cambridge. This left an easy hour for accidents and delays.
+
+'Cab and car and carriage we reckoned into our time-table; but what we
+didn't figure on was the turtle.' And he paused abruptly.
+
+'Young man,' he went on, his shaggy brows and spectacles hardly hiding
+the twinkle in the eyes that were bent severely upon me, 'young man,
+when _you_ go after turtle eggs, take into account the turtle. No! no!
+that's bad advice. Youth never reckons on the turtle--and youth seldom
+ought to. Only old age does that; and old age would never have got those
+turtle eggs to Agassiz.
+
+'It was in the early spring that Agassiz came to the academy, long
+before there was any likelihood of the turtles laying. But I was eager
+for the quest, and so fearful of failure, that I started out to watch at
+the pond, fully two weeks ahead of the time that the turtles might be
+expected to lay. I remember the date clearly: it was May 14.
+
+'A little before dawn--along near three o'clock--I would drive over to
+the pond, hitch my horse near by, settle myself quietly among some
+thick cedars close to the sandy shore, and there I would wait, my kettle
+of sand ready, my eye covering the whole sleeping pond. Here among the
+cedars I would eat my breakfast, and then get back in good season to
+open the academy for the morning session.
+
+'And so the watch began.
+
+'I soon came to know individually the dozen or more turtles that kept to
+my side of the pond. Shortly after the cold mist would lift and melt
+away, they would stick up their heads through the quiet water; and as
+the sun slanted down over the ragged rim of tree-tops, the slow things
+would float into the warm, lighted spots, or crawl out and doze
+comfortably on the hummocks and snags.
+
+'What fragrant mornings those were! How fresh and new and unbreathed!
+The pond odors, the woods odors, the odors of the ploughed fields--of
+water-lily, and wild grape, and the dew-laid soil! I can taste them yet,
+and hear them yet--the still, large sounds of the waking day--the
+pickerel breaking the quiet with his swirl; the kingfisher dropping
+anchor; the stir of feet and wings among the trees. And then the thought
+of the great book being held up for me! Those were rare mornings!
+
+'But there began to be a good many of them, for the turtles showed no
+desire to lay. They sprawled in the sun, and never one came out upon the
+sand as if she intended to help on the great professor's book. The
+embryology of her eggs was of small concern to her; her contribution to
+the Natural History of the United States could wait.
+
+'And it did wait. I began my watch on the 14th of May; June first found
+me still among the cedars, still waiting, as I had waited every morning,
+Sundays and rainy days alike. June first was a perfect morning, but
+every turtle slid out upon her log, as if egg-laying might be a matter
+strictly of next year.
+
+'I began to grow uneasy,--not impatient yet, for a naturalist learns his
+lesson of patience early, and for all his years; but I began to fear
+lest, by some subtile sense, my presence might somehow be known to the
+creatures; that they might have gone to some other place to lay, while I
+was away at the school-room.
+
+'I watched on to the end of the first week, on to the end of the second
+week in June, seeing the mists rise and vanish every morning, and along
+with them vanish, more and more, the poetry of my early morning vigil.
+Poetry and rheumatism cannot long dwell together in the same clump of
+cedars, and I had begun to feel the rheumatism. A month of morning mists
+wrapping me around had at last soaked through to my bones. But Agassiz
+was waiting, and the world was waiting, for those turtle eggs; and I
+would wait. It was all I could do, for there is no use bringing a china
+nest-egg to a turtle; she is not open to any such delicate suggestion.
+
+'Then came a mid-June Sunday morning, with dawn breaking a little after
+three: a warm, wide-awake dawn, with the level mist lifted from the
+level surface of the pond a full hour higher than I had seen it any
+morning before.
+
+'This was the day: I knew it. I have heard persons say that they can
+hear the grass grow; that they know by some extra sense when danger is
+nigh. That we have these extra senses I fully believe, and I believe
+they can be sharpened by cultivation. For a month I had been watching,
+brooding over this pond, and now I knew. I felt a stirring of the pulse
+of things that the cold-hearted turtles could no more escape than could
+the clods and I.
+
+'Leaving my horse unhitched, as if he, too, understood, I slipped
+eagerly into my covert for a look at the pond. As I did so, a large
+pickerel ploughed a furrow out through the spatter-docks, and in his
+wake rose the head of an enormous turtle. Swinging slowly around, the
+creature headed straight for the shore, and without a pause, scrambled
+out on the sand.
+
+'She was about the size of a big scoop-shovel; but that was not what
+excited me, so much as her manner, and the gait at which she moved; for
+there was method in it and fixed purpose. On she came, shuffling over
+the sand toward the higher open fields, with a hurried, determined
+see-saw that was taking her somewhere in particular, and that was bound
+to get her there on time.
+
+'I held my breath. Had she been a dinosaurian making Mesozoic
+footprints, I could not have been more fearful. For footprints in the
+Mesozoic mud, or in the sands of time, were as nothing to me when
+compared with fresh turtle eggs in the sands of this pond.
+
+'But over the strip of sand, without a stop, she paddled, and up a
+narrow cow-path into the high grass along a fence. Then up the narrow
+cow-path, on all fours, just like another turtle, I paddled, and into
+the high, wet grass along the fence.
+
+'I kept well within sound of her, for she moved recklessly, leaving a
+trail of flattened grass a foot and a half wide. I wanted to stand
+up,--and I don't believe I could have turned her back with a rail,--but
+I was afraid if she saw me that she might return indefinitely to the
+pond; so on I went, flat to the ground, squeezing through the lower
+rails of the fence, as if the field beyond were a melon-patch. It was
+nothing of the kind, only a wild, uncomfortable pasture, full of
+dewberry vines, and very discouraging. They were excessively wet vines
+and briery. I pulled my coat-sleeves as far over my fists as I could get
+them, and with the tin pail of sand swinging from between my teeth to
+avoid noise, I stumped fiercely, but silently, on after the turtle.
+
+'She was laying her course, I thought, straight down the length of this
+dreadful pasture, when, not far from the fence, she suddenly hove to,
+warped herself short about, and came back, barely clearing me, at a clip
+that was thrilling. I warped about, too, and in her wake bore down
+across the corner of the pasture, across the powdery public road, and on
+to a fence along a field of young corn.
+
+'I was somewhat wet by this time, but not so wet as I had been before,
+wallowing through the deep, dry dust of the road. Hurrying up behind a
+large tree by the fence, I peered down the corn-rows and saw the turtle
+stop, and begin to paw about in the loose, soft soil. She was going to
+lay!
+
+'I held on to the tree and watched, as she tried this place, and that
+place, and the other place--the eternally feminine!--But _the_ place,
+evidently, was hard to find. What could a female turtle do with a whole
+field of possible nests to choose from? Then at last she found it, and
+whirling about, she backed quickly at it, and, tail first, began to bury
+herself before my staring eyes.
+
+'Those were not the supreme moments of my life; perhaps those moments
+came later that day; but those certainly were among the slowest, most
+dreadfully mixed of moments that I ever experienced. They were hours
+long. There she was, her shell just showing, like some old hulk in the
+sand alongshore. And how long would she stay there? and how should I
+know if she had laid an egg?
+
+'I could still wait. And so I waited, when, over the freshly awakened
+fields, floated four mellow strokes from the distant town clock.
+
+'Four o'clock! Why, there was no train until seven! No train for three
+hours! The eggs would spoil! Then with a rush it came over me that this
+was Sunday morning, and there was no regular seven o'clock train,--none
+till after nine.
+
+'I think I should have fainted had not the turtle just then begun
+crawling off. I was weak and dizzy; but there, there in the sand, were
+the eggs! and Agassiz! and the great book! And I cleared the fence, and
+the forty miles that lay between me and Cambridge, at a single jump. He
+should have them, trains or no. Those eggs should go to Agassiz by seven
+o'clock, if I had to gallop every mile of the way. Forty miles! Any
+horse could cover it in three hours, if he had to; and upsetting the
+astonished turtle, I scooped out her round, white eggs.
+
+'On a bed of sand in the bottom of the pail I laid them, with what care
+my trembling fingers allowed; filled in between them with more sand; so
+with another layer to the rim; and covering all smoothly with more sand,
+I ran back for my horse.
+
+'That horse knew, as well as I, that the turtles had laid, and that he
+was to get those eggs to Agassiz. He turned out of that field into the
+road on two wheels, a thing he had not done for twenty years, doubling
+me up before the dashboard, the pail of eggs miraculously lodged between
+my knees.
+
+'I let him out. If only he could keep this pace all the way to
+Cambridge! or even half way there; and I would have time to finish the
+trip on foot. I shouted him on, holding to the dasher with one hand, the
+pail of eggs with the other, not daring to get off my knees, though the
+bang on them, as we pounded down the wood road, was terrific. But
+nothing must happen to the eggs; they must not be jarred, or even turned
+over in the sand before they came to Agassiz.
+
+'In order to get out on the pike it was necessary to drive back away
+from Boston toward the town. We had nearly covered the distance, and
+were rounding a turn from the woods into the open fields, when, ahead of
+me, at the station it seemed, I heard the quick sharp whistle of a
+locomotive.
+
+'What did it mean? Then followed the _puff_, _puff_, _puff_, of a
+starting train. But what train? Which way going? And jumping to my feet
+for a longer view, I pulled into a side road, that paralleled the track,
+and headed hard for the station.
+
+'We reeled along. The station was still out of sight, but from behind
+the bushes that shut it from view, rose the smoke of a moving engine. It
+was perhaps a mile away, but we were approaching, head on, and topping
+a little hill I swept down upon a freight train, the black smoke pouring
+from the stack, as the mighty creature pulled itself together for its
+swift run down the rails.
+
+'My horse was on the gallop, going with the track, and straight toward
+the coming train. The sight of it almost maddened me--the bare thought
+of it, on the road to Boston! On I went; on it came, a half--a quarter
+of a mile between us, when suddenly my road shot out along an unfenced
+field with only a level stretch of sod between me and the engine.
+
+'With a pull that lifted the horse from his feet, I swung him into the
+field and sent him straight as an arrow for the track. That train should
+carry me and my eggs to Boston!
+
+'The engineer pulled the rope. He saw me standing up in the rig, saw my
+hat blow off, saw me wave my arms, saw the tin pail swing in my teeth,
+and he jerked out a succession of sharp halts! But it was he who should
+halt, not I; and on we went, the horse with a flounder landing the
+carriage on top of the track.
+
+'The train was already grinding to a stop; but before it was near a
+standstill, I had backed off the track, jumped out, and, running down
+the rails with the astonished engineers gaping at me, had swung aboard
+the cab.
+
+'They offered no resistance; they hadn't had time. Nor did they have the
+disposition, for I looked strange, not to say dangerous. Hatless,
+dew-soaked, smeared with yellow mud, and holding, as if it were a baby
+or a bomb, a little tin pail of sand.
+
+"'_Crazy_," the fireman muttered, looking to the engineer for his cue.
+
+'I had been crazy, perhaps, but I was not crazy now.
+
+'"Throw her wide open," I commanded. "Wide open! These are fresh turtle
+eggs for Professor Agassiz of Cambridge. He must have them before
+breakfast."
+
+'Then they knew I was crazy, and evidently thinking it best to humor me,
+threw the throttle wide open, and away we went.
+
+'I kissed my hand to the horse, grazing unconcernedly in the open field,
+and gave a smile to my crew. That was all I could give them, and hold
+myself and the eggs together. But the smile was enough. And they smiled
+through their smut at me, though one of them held fast to his shovel,
+while the other kept his hand upon a big, ugly wrench. Neither of them
+spoke to me, but above the roar of the swaying engine I caught enough of
+their broken talk to understand that they were driving under a full head
+of steam, with the intention of handing me over to the Boston police, as
+perhaps the easiest way of disposing of me.
+
+'I was only afraid that they would try it at the next station. But that
+station whizzed past without a bit of slack, and the next, and the next;
+when it came over me that this was the through freight, which should
+have passed in the night, and was making up lost time.
+
+'Only the fear of the shovel and the wrench kept me from shaking hands
+with both men at this discovery. But I beamed at them; and they at me. I
+was enjoying it. The unwonted jar beneath my feet was wrinkling my
+diaphragm with spasms of delight. And the fireman beamed at the
+engineer, with a look that said, "See the lunatic grin; he likes it!"
+
+'He did like it. How the iron wheels sang to me as they took the rails!
+How the rushing wind in my ears sang to me! From my stand on the
+fireman's side of the cab I could catch a glimpse of the track just
+ahead of the engine, where the ties seemed to leap into the throat of
+the mile-devouring monster. The joy of it! of seeing space swallowed by
+the mile!
+
+'I shifted the eggs from hand to hand and thought of my horse, of
+Agassiz, of the great book, of my great luck,--luck,--luck,--until the
+multitudinous tongues of the thundering train were all chiming "luck!
+luck! luck!" They knew! they understood! This beast of fire and tireless
+wheels was doing its very best to get the eggs to Agassiz!
+
+'We swung out past the Blue Hills, and yonder flashed the morning sun
+from the towering dome of the State House. I might have leaped from the
+cab and run the rest of the way on foot, had I not caught the eye of the
+engineer watching me narrowly. I was not in Boston yet, nor in
+Cambridge either. I was an escaped lunatic, who had held up a train, and
+forced it to carry me to Boston.
+
+'Perhaps I had overdone the lunacy business. Suppose these two men
+should take it into their heads to turn me over to the police, whether I
+would or no? I could never explain the case in time to get the eggs to
+Agassiz. I looked at my watch. There were still a few minutes left, in
+which I might explain to these men, who, all at once, had become my
+captors. But it was too late. Nothing could avail against my actions, my
+appearance, and my little pail of sand.
+
+'I had not thought of my appearance before. Here I was, face and clothes
+caked with yellow mud, my hair wild and matted, my hat gone, and in my
+full-grown hands a tiny tin pail of sand, as if I had been digging all
+night with a tiny, tin shovel on the shore! And thus to appear in the
+decent streets of Boston of a Sunday morning!
+
+'I began to feel like a hunted criminal. The situation was serious, or
+might be, and rather desperately funny at its best. I must in some way
+have shown my new fears, for both men watched me more sharply.
+
+'Suddenly, as we were nearing the outer freightyard, the train slowed
+down and came to a stop. I was ready to jump, but I had no chance. They
+had nothing to do, apparently, but to guard me. I looked at my watch
+again. What time we had made! It was only six o'clock, with a whole
+hour to get to Cambridge.
+
+'But I didn't like this delay. Five minutes--ten--went by.
+
+"'Gentlemen," I began, but was cut short by an express train coming
+past. We were moving again, on--into a siding; on--on to the main track;
+and on with a bump and a crash and a succession of crashes, running the
+length of the train; on at a turtle's pace, but on,--when the fireman,
+quickly jumping for the bell-rope, left the way to the step free,
+and--the chance had come!
+
+'I never touched the step, but landed in the soft sand at the side of
+the track, and made a line for the yard fence.
+
+'There was no hue or cry. I glanced over my shoulder to see if they were
+after me. Evidently their hands were full, and they didn't know I had
+gone.
+
+'But I had gone; and was ready to drop over the high board-fence, when
+it occurred to me that I might drop into a policeman's arms. Hanging my
+pail in a splint on top of a post, I peered cautiously over--a very wise
+thing to do before you jump a high board-fence. There, crossing the open
+square toward the station, was a big, burly fellow with a club--looking
+for me.
+
+'I flattened for a moment, when some one in the yard yelled at me. I
+preferred the policeman, and grabbing my pail I slid over to the
+street. The policeman moved on past the corner of the station out of
+sight. The square was free, and yonder stood a cab!
+
+'Time was flying now. Here was the last lap. The cabman saw me coming,
+and squared away. I waved a paper dollar at him, but he only stared the
+more. A dollar can cover a good deal, but I was too much for one dollar.
+I pulled out another, thrust them both at him, and dodged into the cab,
+calling, "Cambridge!"
+
+'He would have taken me straight to the police station, had I not said,
+"Harvard College. Professor Agassiz's house! I've got eggs for Agassiz";
+and pushed another dollar up at him through the hole.
+
+'It was nearly half-past six.
+
+'"Let him go!" I ordered. "Here's another dollar if you make Agassiz's
+house in twenty minutes. Let him out; never mind the police!"
+
+'He evidently knew the police, or there were none around at that time on
+a Sunday morning. We went down the sleeping streets, as I had gone down
+the wood roads from the pond two hours before, but with the rattle and
+crash now of a fire brigade. Whirling a corner into Cambridge Street, we
+took the bridge at a gallop, the driver shouting out something in
+Hibernian to a pair of waving arms and a belt and brass buttons.
+
+'Across the bridge with a rattle and jolt that put the eggs in jeopardy,
+and on over the cobble-stones, we went. Half standing, to lessen the
+jar, I held the pail in one hand and held myself in the other, not
+daring to let go even to look at my watch.
+
+'But I was afraid to look at the watch. I was afraid to see how near to
+seven o'clock it might be. The sweat was dropping from my nose, so close
+was I running to the limit of my time.
+
+'Suddenly there was a lurch, and I dove forward, ramming my head into
+the front of the cab, coming up with a rebound that landed me across the
+small of my back on the seat, and sent half of my pail of eggs
+helter-skelter over the floor.
+
+'We had stopped. Here was Agassiz's house; and without taking time to
+pick up the scattered eggs, I tumbled out, and pounded at the door.
+
+'No one was astir in the house. But I would stir them. And I did. Right
+in the midst of the racket the door opened. It was the maid.
+
+'"Agassiz," I gasped, "I want Professor Agassiz, quick!" And I pushed by
+her into the hall.
+
+'"Go 'way, sir. I'll call the police. Professor Agassiz is in bed. Go
+'way, sir!"
+
+'"Call him--Agassiz--instantly, or I'll call him myself."
+
+'But I didn't; for just then a door overhead was flung open, a great,
+white-robed figure appeared on the dim landing above, and a quick, loud
+voice called excitedly,--
+
+'"Let him in! Let him in. I know him. He has my turtle eggs!"
+
+'And the apparition, slipperless, and clad in anything but an academic
+gown, came sailing down the stairs.
+
+'The maid fled. The great man, his arms extended, laid hold of me with
+both hands, and dragging me and my precious pail into his study, with a
+swift, clean stroke laid open one of the eggs, as the watch in my
+trembling hands ticked its way to seven--as if nothing unusual were
+happening to the history of the world.'
+
+ * * * * *
+
+'You were in time then?' I said.
+
+'To the tick. There stands my copy of the great book. I am proud of the
+humble part I had in it.'
+
+
+
+
+A Father to his Freshman Son
+
+By Edward Sanford Martin
+
+
+No doubt, my son, you have got out of me already what there was to help
+or mar you. You are eighteen years old and have been getting it, more or
+less and off and on, for at least seventeen of those years. I regret the
+imperfections of the source. No doubt you have recognized them. To have
+a father who is attentive to the world, indulgent to the flesh, and with
+a sort of kindness for the Devil--dear son, it is a good deal of a
+handicap! Be sure I make allowances for you because of it. _Ex eo
+fonte--fons_, masculine, as I remember; _fons_ and _mons_ and _pons_,
+and one other. Should the pronoun be _illo?_ As you know, I never was an
+accurate scholar, and I suppose you're not--_Ex eo fonte_ the stream is
+bound to run not quite clear.
+
+My advice to you is quite likely to be bad, partly from the imperfection
+of its source, partly because I am not you, and partly because of my
+imperfect acquaintance with the conditions you are about to meet. When I
+came to college my father gave me no advice. He gave me his love and
+some necessary money, which did not come, I fear, as easy as the love.
+His venerable uncle who lived with us--my great uncle--gave me his
+blessing and told me, I remember, that so far as book-learning went, I
+could learn as much without going to college. Still he did not
+discourage my going. He was quite right. I could have got more
+book-learning out of college than I did get in college, and I suppose
+that you, too, might get, out, more than you will get, in. Of course,
+that's not the whole story; neither is it true of all people. For me,
+college abounded in distractions, and I suppose it will for you. And I
+was incorrigibly sociable and ready to spend time to get acquainted, and
+more, to stay acquainted, and if you have that propensity you needn't
+think it was left on the doorstep. You come by it lawfully. Getting
+acquainted is, for most of us, one of the important branches. But it's
+only one of them, and to devote one's whole time to it is a mistake, and
+one that the dean will help you avoid if necessary, which probably, if I
+know you at all, it won't be.
+
+It is important to know people, but it is more important to be worth
+knowing. College offers you at least two valuable details of
+opportunity: a large variety of people to know, and a large variety of
+means to make yourself better worth knowing. I hope, my son, that you
+will avail yourself of both these details.
+
+This is a mechanical age, and the most obtrusive of the current
+mechanisms is the automobile. It has valves and cylinders and those
+things that give it power and speed, and rubber tires that it runs on,
+and a wheel and steering-gear and handles and treadles by which it is
+directed. Your body, especially your stomach, is the rubber tires; your
+brains are the cylinders and valves; and your will and the spiritual
+part of you are the chauffeur and his wheel.
+
+I beg you to be kind to your stomach, as heretofore. It needs no alcohol
+at your time of life--if ever--and the less you find occasion to feed
+into it, the more prosperous both your physical and mental conditions
+are likely to be. I am aware that life, and college life in particular,
+has its convivial intervals; but you might as well understand (and I
+have been remiss, or have wasted time, if you do not understand it
+already) that alcohol is one of the chief man-traps, abounding in
+mischiefs if you play with it too hard. Be wary, always wary, with it,
+my son, and especially with hard liquor.
+
+Your mind, like your body, is a thing whereof the powers are developed
+by effort. That is a principal use, as I see it, of hard work in
+studies. Unless you train your body you can't be an athlete, and unless
+you train your mind you can't be much of a scholar. The four miles an
+oarsman covers at top speed is in itself nothing to the good, but the
+physical capacity to hold out over the course is thought to be of some
+worth. So a good part of what you learn by hard study may not be
+permanently retained, and may not seem to be of much final value, but
+your mind is a better and more powerful instrument because you have
+learned it. 'Knowledge is power,' but still more the faculty of
+acquiring and using knowledge is power. If you have a trained and
+powerful mind, you are bound to have stored it with something, but its
+value is more in what it can do, what it can grasp and use, than in what
+it contains; and if it were possible, as it is not, to come out of
+college with a trained and disciplined mind and nothing useful in it,
+you would still be ahead, and still, in a manner, educated. Think of
+your mind as a muscle to be developed; think of it as a searchlight that
+is to reveal the truth to you, and don't cheat it or neglect it.
+
+As to competitive scholarship, to my mind it is like competitive
+athletics,--good for those who have the powers and like the game. Tests
+are useful; they stimulate one's ambition, and so do competitions. But a
+success in competitive scholarship, like a success in competitive
+athletics, may, of course, be too dearly bought. Not by you, though, I
+surmise, my son. If you were more urgent, either as a scholar or as an
+athlete, I might think it needful to warn you not to wear your tires out
+scorching too early in life. As things are, I say to you, as I often say
+to myself: Don't dawdle; don't scramble. When you work, work; when you
+play, play; when you rest, rest; and think all the time.
+
+When you get hold of an instructor who is worth attention, give him
+attention. That is one way of getting the best that a college has to
+offer. A great deal you may get from books, but some of the most
+valuable things are passed from mind to mind, and can only be had from
+some one who has them, or else from the great Source of all truth. I
+suspect that the subtle development we call 'culture' is one of those
+things, and the great spiritual valuables are apt to come that way.
+
+You know you are still growing, both in mind and body, and will continue
+so to be for years to come,--I hope, always. One of the valuable things
+about college is that it gives you time to grow. You won't have to earn
+any money and will have time to think and get acquainted with yourself
+and others, as well as with some of the wisdom that is spread upon the
+records. You would be so engaged, more or less, in these years, wherever
+you might be. But in college, where you are so much your own man, and
+are freed from the demands and solicitudes of your parents, the
+conditions for it are exceptionally favorable. I suppose that is one
+thing that continues the colleges in business, since I read so often
+that at present they are entirely misdirected and teach the wrong things
+in the wrong way.
+
+But nobody denies that they give the young a breathing spell. Breathe,
+my son; breathe freely. Remember that the aim of all these prospective
+processes is to bring out the man there is in you, and arm him more or
+less for the jousts ahead. It is not to make you over into somebody
+else: that can't be done,--not in three or four years, anyhow; but only
+to bring out, and train as much as possible of you. There's plenty in
+most of us if we can only get it out; more, very much more, than we ever
+do get out. So will you please think of college as a nursery in which
+you are to grow a while,--and mind you do grow,--and then, presently, to
+be transplanted. It is not as if college was the chief arena of human
+effort. Nevertheless, for your effort, while you are there, it is the
+chief arena, and I am far from giving you the counsel to put off trying
+until you leave.
+
+I hear a good deal about clubs and societies: how many there are, how
+important they are; how it is that, if a youth shall gain the whole of
+scholarship and all athletics and not 'make' a proper club, he shall
+still fall something short of success in college. Parents I meet who are
+more concerned about clubs than about either scholarship or deportment.
+They are concerned and at the same time bothered: so many strategies and
+chances the clubs involve; so bad it may be to be in this one; so bad to
+be out of that; so much choice there is between them, and so much
+choice exercised within them, by which any mother's hopeful may be
+excluded.
+
+There is a democratic ideal of a great college without any clubs, where
+the lion and the lamb shall escort one another about with tails
+entwined, and every student shall be like every other student, and have
+similar habits and associates. This ideal is a good deal discussed and a
+good deal applauded in the public press. Whether it will ever come true
+I can't tell, but there has been some form or other of clubs in our
+older colleges, I suppose, for one or two centuries, and they are there
+now and will at least last out your time; so it may be you will have to
+take thought about them in due time.
+
+Not much, however, until they take thought of you.
+
+You see, clubs seem to be a sort of natural provision, just as tails
+were, maybe, before humanity outgrew them. I guess there is a propensity
+of nature toward groups, and the natural basis of grouping seems to be
+likeness in feathers and habits. The propensity works to include the
+like and, incidentally but necessarily, to exclude the unlike. Whether
+it is the Knights of the Round Table or the Knights of the Garter or the
+Phi Beta Kappa, you see these principles working. The measure of success
+in a club is its ability to make people want to join it, and that seems
+to be best demonstrated and preserved by keeping most of them out.
+
+Now the advantages of the clubs are considerable. To have a place
+always open where you can hang up your hat, and where a hospitable
+welcome always awaits you, and where there is enough of a crowd and not
+too much, and where you can in your later years inspect at all times a
+family of selected undergraduates,--all that is valuable and good, and
+pleasant besides, and this continuity of interest that the clubs foster
+among their members helps to keep up in those members a lively and
+helpful interest in their college. The drawback to the clubs is their
+essential selfishness, and their disposition to take you out of a large
+family and limit you to a small one, and one that is not yours by birth,
+or entirely by choice, but is selected for you largely by other persons.
+
+In any club you yield a certain amount of freedom and individuality, the
+amount being determined by the degree in which the club absorbs you.
+Don't yield too much! Don't take the mould of any club! A college is
+always bigger than its clubs, and the biggest thing in a college is
+always a man. The object of being in college is to develop as a man. If
+clubs help in that development,--and I think they do help some
+men,--they are a gain; but, of course, if they dwarf you down to the
+dimensions of a club-man, they are a loss. Some men take their club
+shape, such as it is, and find a sufficient satisfaction in it. Others
+react on their clubs, take what they have to give, add to it what is to
+be had elsewhere, and turn out rather more valuable people than if they
+had had no club experience.
+
+At all events, don't take this matter of the clubs too hard. For those
+youths, comparatively few, who by luck and circumstances find themselves
+eligible to them, they are an interesting form of discipline or
+indulgence, and I will not say that they are unimportant. Neither would
+I have you keep out of them because of their drawbacks. If you begin by
+keeping out of all things that have drawbacks, your progress in this
+world will involve constant hesitations. Alcohol has numerous drawbacks,
+but I don't advise you to be a teetotaller. Tobacco has drawbacks, but I
+believe you smoke it. Money has drawbacks, and so has advertisement.
+But, bless you, we have to take things as they come and deal with them
+as we can. The trick is to get the kernel and eliminate the shuck. A
+large proportion of people do the opposite. If you can manage that way
+with the clubs,--provided you ever get a chance,--you will be amused to
+observe in due time how large a proportion of your brethren value these
+organizations chiefly for their shuck, and grasp most eagerly at that.
+For the shuck, as I see it, is exclusiveness, which is not valuable
+except to persons justly doubtful of their own merits. Whereas the
+kernel is the fellowship of like minds which has always been treasured
+by the wise.
+
+The clubs, my son, some more than others, are recruited considerably
+from what is known as the leisure class. To be sure, I don't see any
+very definite or important leisure class about in our land. Everybody
+who amounts to anything works, and always did and must, for you can't
+amount to anything otherwise; but the people who have money laid up
+ahead for them, are apt to work somewhat less strenuously than the rest
+of us, and not so much for money. Don't get it into your head that you
+want to tie up to the leisure class, or that the condition of not having
+to work is desirable. Have it in mind that you are to work just about as
+hard as the quality of your tires and cylinders will warrant. Plan to
+get into the game if you have to go on your hands and knees. Plan to
+earn your living somehow. Don't aim to go through life spoon-fed; don't
+aim to get a soft seat. If you do, you won't have your fair share of
+fun. There is no real fun in ease, except as you need it because you
+have worked hard.
+
+I say, plan to earn your living! Whether you actually earn the money you
+live on, makes no great difference, though in your case I guess you'll
+have to if you are going to live at all well. But if you get money
+without earning it, it leaves you in debt to society. Somebody has to
+earn the money you spend. In mine, factory, railroad, or office,
+somebody works for the money that supports you. No matter where the
+money comes from, that is true: somebody has to earn it. If you get it
+without due labor of your own, you owe for it. Recognize that debt and
+qualify yourself to discharge it. Study to put back into the world
+somewhat more than you take out of it. Study to be somewhat more than
+merely worth your keep. Study to shoulder the biggest load your strength
+can carry. That is life. That is the great sport that brings the great
+compensations to the soul. Getting regular meals and nice clothes, and
+acceptable shelter and transportation, and agreeable acquaintances, is
+only a means to an end, and if you accept the means and shirk the end,
+the means will pall on you.
+
+I said 'agreeable acquaintances.' A very large proportion of the
+acquaintances you can make will be agreeable if you can bring enough
+knowledge and a sufficiently hospitable spirit to your relations with
+them. I don't counsel you to cultivate the arts of popularity, for they
+are apt not to wash,--apt, that is, to conflict with inside qualities
+that are vastly more valuable than they are. But keep, in so far as you
+can, an open heart. There is no one to whom you are not related if only
+you can find the relation; there is no one but you owe him a benefit if
+you can see one you can do him.
+
+Don't be too nice. It is such an impediment to usefulness as stuttering
+is to speech,--a sort of spiritual indigestion; a hesitation in your
+carbureter. By all means, be a gentleman, in manners and spirit, in so
+far as you know how, but be one from the inside out.
+
+If you had come as far as you have in life without acquiring manners,
+you might well blush for your parents and teachers. I don't think you
+have, but I beg you hold on to all the good manners you have, and get
+more. Good manners seem to me a good deal to seek among present-day
+youth, but I suppose they have always been fairly scarce, and the more
+appreciated for their scarcity. Tobacco manners are uncommonly free and
+bad in this generation; more so, I think, than they were in mine. Since
+cigarettes came in, especially, youths seem to feel licensed to smoke
+them in all places and company. And the boys are prone to too much ease
+of attitude, and lounge and loll appallingly in company, and I see them
+in parlors with their legs crossed in such a fashion that their feet
+might almost as well be in the ladies' laps.
+
+Have a care for these matters of deportment. Be strict with yourself and
+your postures. Keep your legs and feet where they belong; they were not
+meant for parlor ornaments. Show respect for people! Lord bless me! the
+things I see done by males with a claim to be gentlemen: tobacco-smoke
+puffed in women's faces; men who ought to know better, smoking as they
+drive out with ladies; men who put their feet on the table and expect
+you to talk over them! Show respect for people; for all kinds of people,
+including yourself, for self-respect is at the bottom of all good
+manners. They are the expression of discipline, of good-will, of respect
+for other people's rights and comfort and feelings. I suppose good
+manners are unselfish, but the most selfish people might well cultivate
+them, they are so remunerative. In the details of life, in the public
+vehicles, in crowds, and in all situations where the demand presses hard
+on supply, what you get by hogging is incomparably less than what you
+get by courtesy. The things you must scramble and elbow for are not
+worth having; not one of them. They are the swill of life, my son; leave
+them to swine.
+
+You will have to think more or less about yourself, because that belongs
+to your time of life, provided you are the sort that thinks at all. But
+don't overdo it. You won't, because you will find it, as all healthy
+people do, a subject in which over-indulgence tends rapidly to nausea.
+To have one's self always on one's mind is to lodge a kill-joy; to act
+always from calculation is a sure path to blunders.
+
+Most of these specific counsels I set down more for your entertainment
+than truly to guide you. You don't live by maxims any more than you
+speak by rules of grammar. You will speak by ear (improving, I hope, in
+your college environment), and you will live by whatever light there is
+in you, getting more, I hope, as you go along.
+
+Grow in grace, my son! If your spirit is right, the details of life
+will take care of their own adjustment. Go to church; if not invariably,
+then variably. They don't require it any more in college, but you can't
+afford not to; for the churches reflect and recall--very imperfectly to
+be sure--the religion and the spirit of Christ; and on that the whole of
+our civilization rests. Get understanding of that. It is by far the most
+important knowledge in the whole book, the great fountain of sanity,
+tolerance, and political and social wisdom, a gateway to all kinds of
+truth, a rectifying and consoling current through all of life.
+
+
+
+
+Intensive Living
+
+By Cornelia A. P. Comer
+
+
+Said Honoria casually,--
+
+'When I was in town yesterday, I went to see Adelaide in her new house.'
+
+The others looked up alertly, Martha from her darning, Grace from her
+Irish crochet.
+
+'Oh, really? And how did you like the house?'
+
+Honoria hesitated, looking to the wide view for clarification. The three
+sat on a cottage veranda in the foothills of Southern California, one
+February day. In front of them the landscape ran, laughing, down-hill to
+the sea. Spread beneath them like a map were thirty miles of town and
+country: orange orchards brave with fruit; eucalyptus groves appealing
+to the sky; friendly roofs inclosed in deep-sheltering trees; great open
+spaces where the wind moved free; round-topped hills, green near at hand
+(for the rains had come and gone thus early), changing to a dusky blue
+out yonder where the bright Pacific flashed at the end of the long,
+delightful view. For love of this prospect Martha had lately left steep,
+sturdy hills, brown brooks, elm-shaded streets and old friends, girding
+at herself as she did so. Honoria had lived here many years, while Grace
+was but a winter's guest in Honoria's home, whose hospitable brown
+gables, low and wide-spreading, were visible beyond the cypress hedge
+encircling Martha's cottage.
+
+'It is a good-looking mansion. She had a capable architect. The building
+is Tudor,--consistent, graceful, well proportioned. For two people it is
+a very large house indeed, but it is a good house, and I see perfectly
+how Adelaide means it to express the idea of dignified, comfortable
+living. The decorator was not bad of his kind, either.'
+
+'All this sounds like praise,' said Grace, 'yet I feel that you are
+keeping something back. What is the matter with Adelaide's house?'
+
+Again Honoria hesitated.
+
+'It seems ungracious to find fault with such a perfectly worthy
+performance, yet I came away chilled and uncomfortable, almost unhappy,
+indeed. Thinking about the matter on the way home, it became clear to me
+at last that the house is too large for Adelaide's personality. You know
+how perfectly she pervaded that old house of hers. Old-fashioned, in
+some respects inconvenient, with far less perfect fittings, it still was
+thoroughly delightful, for where the rugs failed or the draperies
+faltered, Adelaide's personality somehow stepped in and eked out all
+insufficiencies, corrected all errors. It was hers entirely. In this
+blameless achievement of architect and decorator, there are no
+insufficiencies to be eked out, and so Adelaide's personality seems to
+slip and slide helplessly upon a kind of glacial surface which it cannot
+penetrate and make its own. I may be expressing myself very poorly, but
+I know I have hold of something real. Adelaide's new house, good-looking
+as it is, is not interesting,--that is what I mean,--and even the dear
+woman herself seems less interesting, and less herself now that she is
+enfolded in it.'
+
+'Did you know,' interposed Martha, 'that the first winter in a new house
+the heating actually requires more coal than is ever needed again?'
+
+'No, I didn't know that--but I can well believe it. Why shouldn't it
+take more coal to warm it when it evidently takes more vitality to cheer
+it? It's a serious business, this breaking in of a large house to one's
+self late in life, as so many Americans do. The draughts upon their
+vital forces are more taxing than the coal bills.'
+
+'We all ought to live in inherited homesteads,' suggested Grace,'where
+the humanizing of the bricks and mortar has been done for us by our own
+people.'
+
+'Honoria,' Martha demanded, ignoring this unpractical suggestion, 'tell
+me the truth! If you were in Adelaide's place and had _carte blanche_ to
+incarnate your idea of a house for yourself and your family, wouldn't
+you over-build and over-decorate too? I should enjoy doing it! The
+furniture in my bungalow is altogether too sketchy at present, and I am
+tired of eking it out with personality. You would feel differently if
+you hadn't brought your old mahogany when you came West!'
+
+Honoria set a few stitches, and looked at her friends with eyes in which
+conviction flamed.
+
+'I don't over-dress, and I don't over-eat, though I have abundant
+opportunity,' she said, 'but it may be that I would over-build and
+over-decorate, or at least that I would have done so until yesterday. I
+don't think I would do it to-day--now that I know what ails Adelaide's
+house. As for your bungalow, Martha, it is comfortable and it is alive.
+There isn't a picture on the wall nor an ornament on the mantel that
+hasn't a reason for being exactly where it is. That is triumph, and you
+know it. I don't believe you would really exchange your house for
+Adelaide's.'
+
+'Try me and see! I would like just for once to ignore beauty and
+suitability, and go in for size and sheer, luxurious comfort.'
+
+'You would go distracted in two weeks in a place that was "sheer,
+luxurious comfort" and nothing else,' returned Honoria decidedly. 'You
+would hate it as you hate everything smug and fat and complacent. I have
+known you too long, Martha, not to know the ways of you with a house. To
+satisfy you, a domicile has to be livable. If you consider all the
+houses, little and big, of your friends, you will see that there are
+fixed limits to the amount of space in them that is truly and pleasantly
+habitable. You can't get the lovable "lived-in look" in rooms where you
+do not actually live, and you can't live all over a house that is bigger
+than your needs. Why! life isn't long enough, especially if you seldom
+stay at home! Think how dreary are most of the great houses we know.
+Consider Mrs. King's new marble palace with its commanding site and its
+ninety rooms. There isn't a single spot in it except her own bed-room
+and sitting-room that wouldn't give your spirit a congestive chill if
+you sat there for an hour. I know a woman in Colorado who so loathed her
+big new house as it left the hands of a New York decorator, that she
+would have moved back into the old one if she hadn't been afraid of her
+friends' laughter. And, Grace, even inherited homesteads are sometimes
+as difficult as uncongenial kin. Old houses have ways and wills of their
+own.'
+
+'Houses _are_ curious things,' said Grace. 'We take a morsel of
+illimitable space and wall it in and roof it over. Suddenly it ceases to
+be part of God's out-of-doors and becomes an entity with an atmosphere
+of its own. We warm it with our fires, we animate it with our
+affections, we furnish it with such things as seem good in our eyes. We
+do this to get shelter for our bodies, but we acquire as well an
+instrument for our spirits that reacts on us in its turn.'
+
+'In other words,' returned Honoria, warming to her subject, 'as we live
+our way into a house, adapting it to our need, the bricks and mortar,
+the paint and plaster, cease to be inert matter and become alive.
+Superficial sociologists have taunted woman with being "more anabolic or
+plant-like" than man, but I count it her second glory. The plant is an
+organism that "slowly turns lifeless into living matter," and this is
+the thing that woman has done from the beginning with her shelter! In
+our houses we achieve almost an organic extension of our very selves.
+That is part of what I was trying to say. But, obviously, there should
+exist some reasonable ratio between the self and its extensions. I take
+it, the modern multitude of overgrown mansions, like the Kings' or the
+Clays' or even Adelaide's smaller dwelling,--all these places whose
+owners never find out why they are not at home in them,--are symptoms of
+our modern disease of materialism. The essence of that disease is the
+desire to grasp more matter than the spirit can fully animate. That the
+infection can lay hold on Adelaide shows how all-pervading it is,
+gripping the just as well as the unjust. When I saw her tired and
+dissatisfied; when I felt the lack of charm and quality in the house,
+and remembered how full of both her old house and garden had been, I
+tried to think it out. It all works around to just this: you can't have
+quality, you can't have charm in your material environment unless you
+put them into it yourself. It is a plain question of your ability to
+choose, arrange and vitalize things. And the latter requisite is by far
+the most important of the three. For I have really seen, with these
+eyes, poor, mean rooms where absolutely nothing was beautiful or
+noteworthy, so charged with a gracious and comforting personality that
+you forgot their shabbiness and said, "What a home-like place!" Please
+note that that is the adjective we always use of places that draw us by
+their personality--as if personality and nothing else were the essence
+of home.
+
+'Now Adelaide's old house had personality; it was completely vitalized.
+It was all under her hand, and as high as her heart. But Adelaide's big
+new house is as yet barren and chilly, for it is not vitalized at all.
+Of course I know that after she has lived in it longer, it is bound to
+improve, because it is her nature to humanize and modify all her
+surroundings. But the crucial question is--_how big a house can she
+humanize?_ Something bigger than a cottage probably--but certainly
+something much smaller than a hotel. The longer I looked at this
+question, the more it seemed to me that unconsciously I had put my
+finger on the vital query that, in the ideal state, should underlie all
+property, all education, all privilege.
+
+'I have been talking about houses,--they are the most intimate, the
+most organic of a woman's possessions,--but the argument applies to all
+we own. It is the mark of our era to want more of everything than we can
+use, yet when we get the Too-Much we demand, we are crushed by it, as
+Tarpeia was crushed by the shields.'
+
+'I have often thought' said Grace, 'that the sheer, brute mass of
+life--of people to know, of books to read, of plays to hear, of pictures
+to see, of things to do, buy, learn, enjoy--within reach of the
+well-to-do person in the modern world, far outruns the capacity of any
+human being to take it in and make of it the sane whole that a life
+should be.'
+
+'Yes--yet we go crazily on, trying to expand to illimitable
+possibilities, thinking we shall be happier so soon as we have discarded
+all our present belongings and opportunities for bigger, newer, richer
+ones. How many people do you know who have not met a substantial
+increase of income with a corresponding enlargement of their whole scale
+of living, a senseless expansion sometimes out-running their increased
+ability to provide for it? There is no future but chaos for a society
+with such ambitions. They are centrifugal and can only lead to
+disintegration.
+
+'The truth is, we have no notion of the value and necessity of a
+doctrine of limitations. Just as an illustration--not once in all the
+mass of matter printed in the last twenty years about the gyro-car, the
+aeroplane or other inventions capable of enormous swiftness, have I
+seen the faintest intimation that human beings could not intelligently
+direct a speed of two hundred miles an hour--yet the railroads are now
+tardily discovering that the capacity of engineers is seriously taxed by
+sixty miles!
+
+'Don't mistake my meaning. I am not preaching the moral value of
+poverty. I am no convert to asceticism. That method of ridding one's
+self of the overweight of the material life is too extreme to the
+correct solution. I am simply calling attention with all my might to the
+æsthetic and vital value of Not-Too-Much. I am not afraid of Enough. I
+am greatly afraid of Too-Much. And the reason I am afraid is this:--
+
+'Just as the capacity of the human stomach is limited to a certain
+quantity of food, so also is limited the capacity of the human spirit
+for appropriating and assimilating property in its different forms.
+Beyond a certain somewhat variable point, material possessions _do the
+holder no more good_. The common saying, "All you get in this world is
+your board and clothes," is the popular acknowledgment of this
+restricted capacity. The affirmation of bounds to our capacity holds
+good as regards the property of the mind--education, cultivation,
+æsthetic satisfactions--just as it does of material goods. There is a
+definite limit to what we can effectively make our own. Beyond that
+limit, possession is a detriment.'
+
+'The direct result of helping ourselves to too much of anything is to
+coarsen and degrade. We can see this clearly as regards the primal
+necessity of food. Nature promptly writes it, in large letters, all over
+the man or woman of gross appetites.'
+
+'It is as plainly printed, if in smaller type, on the faces of those who
+want too much of other things,--houses, notoriety, money, power,--what
+you will. The porcine brand is there, however disguised. Personally, I
+fear the Mark of the Pig as I fear nothing else on earth. Shaler says
+that certain lines of evolution terminate in such grotesque effects that
+one almost believes the guiding thought behind the process was humorous.
+I never see a stye with its squealing, shouldering inhabitants, without
+thinking how tremendously satiric it is--a master-caricature of human
+greed, not over-drawn! And I say, "Brother Pig, Heaven grant that I keep
+my voracities better concealed than thou."'
+
+Her companions regarded Honoria, in type thin, nervous, ardent, with a
+keen and vivid face. The comparison was certainly not apparent--but the
+heart knoweth its own gluttonies.
+
+'You are doing fairly well at it thus far,' said Martha dryly. 'What's
+the next step in your argument, Honoria?'
+
+'Since our capacity is limited, and since to glut ourselves beyond it
+burdens and degrades, clearly the thing for each individual with
+intelligence to do is to find out where, for him, lies the golden point
+beyond which riches turns to the poverty of burden. When even the wise
+and earnest Adelaides get their houses too big and don't know what is
+the matter, it is time to formulate the principles of First Aid to the
+Prosperous. I believe the point from which the women of the comfortable
+classes should attack the problem of a saner living is this doctrine of
+limitation and selection, and that we should attack it first of all in
+our homes.
+
+'Now, we human beings really do something to our immediate material
+surroundings which I can best describe as charging them with our
+personality. With the revolution of the days, personality accumulates in
+the things we handle and love and live with, much as electricity gathers
+upon the accumulator of a static machine with the revolution of the
+plates. This idea has always been popular with the poets and artists,
+but people who advance it in everyday life always do so apologetically,
+with the air of saying, "I know this is slightly fantastic, but doesn't
+it seem true?" Yet most housekeepers know its utter truth. I never
+doubted from the time I consciously began to care for old furniture, old
+rugs, old china--all the beautiful cast-offs of vanished lives--that a
+vast part of their charm was atmosphere, something imparted to them by
+the affection of those forgotten ones and now inhering, for the
+perceptive vision, in their very substance. The craftsman of those elder
+days is not the only creator of the beauty that has come down to us.
+Whoever has loved another's work has thereby added something to it. Is
+it not so? And I, in my turn, ought to be beautifying my belongings for
+those who come after me.'
+
+Grace and Martha nodded readily enough, for this doctrine needs no long
+expounding to any woman who has lived her way into her material
+possessions, and distilled atmosphere from them for the comfort of her
+household. She knows what she has done, and knows, though she says
+little about it, that this business of turning lifeless into living
+things is one of her important natural functions.
+
+'When I studied physics,' Honoria went on, 'I learned that science had
+been compelled to posit ether, an all-pervading, absolutely elastic,
+wave-bearing substance, to explain the commonest facts of our physical
+experience. Later yet, I learned that the passage of thought-waves
+through ether had found defenders among men of the exact sciences.
+Naturally I said to myself, "Ah, the scientists are growing 'warm.'
+Next, they will be demonstrating some of the things women have always
+known. They will show how we send out vibrations that get caught and
+entangled in our intimate belongings, never to be wholly freed again.
+The thing will be worked out and demonstrated like a problem in
+geometry. Doubtless they will be measuring everybody's wave-lengths and
+teaching children in the Eighth Grade easy ways of charging their
+belongings with their personality so unmistakably that stealing will
+have to become a lost art." Well! They haven't done it yet. In fact,
+they don't seem so near doing it as they once did. The mechanism of the
+process by which I take a chair fresh from Grand Rapids and in the
+course of years make it _my_ chair and no other woman's, is a secret
+still, but I don't have to argue with anybody who ever had a favorite
+chair that the thing is as I have stated it. Neither do I have to argue
+that I could not so appropriate and make my own the output of an entire
+factory. It must be equally obvious that the dignified, proper
+environment for me and my family contains what we can thus make our own,
+and not much more.'
+
+'Of course there are people,' said Martha reflectively, 'the routine of
+whose living demands large and formal apartments, impossible to do
+anything with from your point of view.'
+
+'Assuredly there are such people,' Honoria admitted, 'just as there are
+people whose entertaining must be in the line of banquets rather than
+little dinners. I am not predicating a world full of model cottages,
+even though I think it might prove the happiest world. Still, outside of
+official circles, the need of state drawing-rooms is certainly not
+general, and it is of the very gist of my argument--my argument isn't
+all developed yet, Martha, don't think it!--that for the sake of
+developing a finer and more individual quality in our possessions, we
+should cut off some superfluous ones. Please listen patiently while I
+carry the idea to its logical limit, even though that limit lies beyond
+the bounds of practicability.
+
+'Economists profess that, in an ideal distribution of goods, each man
+would have as much as he could consume without waste. But this takes no
+account of the differing needs of men, developed through ages of the
+upward struggle, nor of their different capabilities of turning goods to
+account. If you are going to dabble at all in theories of ideal
+distribution, why not have one that is genuinely ideal--that is,
+non-material? _The true distribution would require that each man should
+possess what goods he could animate and vitalize._ Even so, how vastly
+would possessions differ in amount and quality!
+
+'If life could be adjusted on this basis, it would automatically become
+simplified, charged with beauty and with character. We should slough off
+ugly and useless possessions, or, if we retained through affection
+things ugly in themselves, that very affection would impart to them a
+certain importance and distinction. We should then, at least, live in a
+world in which everything had significance. Think of the infinite
+satisfaction of that!'
+
+'What do you mean when you say, "if life could be adjusted on this
+basis," Honoria?' Grace inquired. 'Are you implying some kind of a final
+socialistic state which calls for an omniscient Distributor of Goods who
+shall know how much each man can vitalize?'
+
+'Really, Grace, I am not a fool, even when I am evolving a reformed
+society!' returned Honoria promptly. 'Most conceptions of an improved
+state demand God for their Chief Executive and an enormous force of
+government officials with the fine honor which, thus far, has only been
+developed in human nature by conditions entirely different from those
+the visionaries are forecasting. Unquestionably we have fallen into the
+habit of thinking that if we only pass a law, any wrong at which we aim
+is regulated. In fact, however, so long as that law only expresses the
+practice of a minority, its enforcement will be evaded. Legislation
+without character is as helpless as a motor without fuel,--and my little
+reform, like every other effective change, must proceed from within
+outward.
+
+'So I believe that if I wish to live in a world where nobody has more
+food, clothes, houses, wealth, power, than he can make significant and
+vital use of, it is up to me to remake my own life on that basis first.
+I am, if not the only woman whom I can reform, at least the most
+suitable subject for my experimentation. And I admit that I have too
+many possessions. Sometimes I am ridden to exhaustion by the care of my
+"things," modest as they are when compared to the goods of my
+neighbors. I know that if thousands of people did not feel as I do, the
+"simple life" slogan would never have acquired the popularity it had
+some years ago. We no longer hear much of the simple life, but we need
+it increasingly. Personally, I am persuaded that the method I am trying
+to set forth is workable.
+
+'Why shouldn't a human being, seeking to get the most out of life, take
+lessons from the husbandman seeking to get the richest returns from the
+soil? It used to be thought that to cultivate many acres superficially
+was the way to feed the world and enrich the farmer. But the study of
+the soil as a science has taught us that we must resort, instead, to the
+intensive farming which gives greater returns from reduced acreage. What
+is true of the returns earth makes to our granaries, is true of the
+returns life makes to our spirits. We need a science of intensive living
+that we may get the larger crop from the smaller field. It will be
+worked out by women, and it must begin in their domain, which still is,
+in spite of the sociologists, the home.'
+
+'The Norwegian maid who cared for my rooms at the hotel last winter had
+figured out something of the sort for herself,' said Grace. 'After I had
+put a few bits of things about, she said to me, "I like dis room. It
+looks like Norway. Dere iss more moneys in America, but in Norway t'ings
+iss more pretty. Even de kitchen iss good to see. Dere iss shelves an'
+copper cooking-dishes all shiny, all so happy-looking. I like dem way
+best. It iss better not so much moneys to haf, but to be more happy wit'
+one's t'ings!"'
+
+'That is the doctrine in a nutshell! In its poorer, more restricted
+days, the world learned that secret of the art of living, and it still
+lingers in corners that our blatant, crashing "civilization" passes
+by--so that a Norwegian peasant's daughter may know far more than an
+American girl "who has always had everything" about the priceless secret
+of being "happy wit' one's t'ings." It is the richest knowledge a woman
+can possess.'
+
+'What is the real rock-bottom reason why people go on piling up money
+after they have enough?' Martha demanded.
+
+'I imagine,' said Honoria, 'that excessive accumulation is a form of
+egotism. Now, if public opinion, the race-ideal, or what you please,
+once demanded that we vitalize all our possessions; if it were once
+admitted to be unspeakably gross to demand more property than we can
+animate, as gross as it now is to over-eat, then the stress upon
+possession would be transferred at once from "How much" to "How," and
+large possessions would really become what some of the undistinguished
+rich now fondly imagine them to be--a direct and sensitive register of
+the finer qualities.'
+
+Martha suddenly and irresistibly chuckled.
+
+'I have a story for you, Honoria,' she said. 'A lot of ranchers over
+there,' she vaguely gestured toward the southwest across the hills,
+'have grown suddenly rich, raising sugar beets, and have bought
+motor-cars and other paraphernalia proper to their improved condition.
+One of them was heard to say, "I b'lieve these college graduates that
+teach school 'round here really think they're as good as us rich folks."
+That is the real attitude of your "undistinguished rich" toward the
+gifts of culture and the finer qualities!'
+
+'Honoria,' said Grace, 'haven't the sages always said, "Give me neither
+poverty nor riches"? Why should your propaganda succeed where Job and
+Socrates have failed? Job lived a long while ago! If the race were going
+to be converted to his view, the process ought to be more advanced. You
+will need very strong arguments for your doctrine of limitations.'
+
+'Arguments are to be had for the picking up,' returned Honoria. 'What
+kind will you have? Reasonable limitation on the material side always
+brings some amazing flowering of mind or spirit like the blossoming of a
+root-bound plant. If you want a racial argument, consider the Irish--the
+poorest people in Europe and _therefore_ the richest in spirit. Poverty
+forced them to concentrate their attention upon their neighbors; there
+resulted an astonishing increase in sympathy, wit, and general
+humanness.--If you want an argument from Art, consider the Middle Ages.
+Peering out of a narrow world, hemmed in by ignorance and squalor, the
+mediæval artist caught sight of beauty and immediately loved it with
+such fervent, personal passion that everything he made in its image was
+vital and wonderful. As his world broadened in the Renaissance, much of
+his art grew florid and meaningless, lacking that marvelous, intimate
+quality of the earlier, restricted day.--If you want an argument from
+literary material, there's the _Picciola_ of Saintine. You can make an
+imperishable literary masterpiece out of a convict's love for a tiny
+plant struggling up between two stones in a prison-yard, but you cannot
+make men listen to tales of great possessions. The interest in Monte
+Cristo centres upon the process of _acquirement_, and it is the same in
+any successful money-romance. Midas is only fit to point a moral, never
+to adorn a tale.--If you want an argument from philology, consider that
+the diminutives in every language show the lesser thing to be the dearer
+thing, always. Remember Marie Antoinette and the Little Trianon!
+Consider the increasing specialization in science--science which always
+falls on its feet! I know a thousand arguments! The thing I am in need
+of is converts!'
+
+'If you could get them,' said Martha, 'there might really be a Woman's
+Reformation, only it would begin at home instead of at the polls.'
+
+'What other permanent thing is there in life but the hearthstone?
+Nations rise and fall, laws and institutions come and go--but that
+remains, the one fixed point in human society. I take it, therefore, it
+is the one point from which the lever can successfully be brought to
+bear on human society. If anything is to be moved or altered, the force
+must be applied there.'
+
+'But human society _has_ changed, Honoria,' urged Grace. 'Look at all
+our new powers and possessions! Steam and electricity have remade the
+world, and we are not yet adjusted to the alteration. No generation ever
+lived under our conditions; thus we have no traditions for handling our
+new environment. No heritage of ancestral wisdom tells us what of the
+hundreds of new opportunities to accept, what to reject. Save in so far
+as we are thinking beings--and that is not very far--we are as much at
+the mercy of our desires as babies in a toy-shop, grabbing now this and
+now that, heaping up a lapful of futilities and calling it a life.'
+
+'Yes. But why should we make steam and electricity serve our greed only?
+Why use them chiefly to darken the world and make life a horror? Dare
+you affirm that we women and our demands are not at the very centre of
+the tragic tangle of modern living? Isn't all this horrible speeding-up
+of business largely an outgrowth of our exactions? What do men do
+business for, anyhow, except to get us what we want! Homes are to other
+material possessions what souls are to the bodies--the centre from which
+the life moves outward. If there is no greed in the home, is there not
+bound to be less greed in the offices?'
+
+'I'm not so sure, Honoria,' Grace returned. 'No amount of intensiveness
+in the home would eliminate man's love of power for its own sake.'
+
+'Perhaps. Yet isn't the lust for power a secondary development? We begin
+by being greedy because we want things; we keep on after we have more
+things than we know what to do with, because greed has created the
+power-lust. It is the aftermath from that ugly root. If the pressure the
+home puts on the man for money were suddenly slackened all along the
+line, above the point of poverty, might not the matter of unseemly
+accumulations correct itself? If we women of the more favored classes
+avowedly undertook to give quality to our belongings, instead of
+demanding belongings which we hope will confer quality upon us, there
+would surely be both a lessening in the stress of life and an
+improvement in its texture. I can think of nothing else but the Golden
+Rule that would help to solve so many menacing problems, such as the
+high cost of living, the commercialization of life, and the divorce
+problem. Oh, it would be very far-reaching, that attitude, if we could
+only achieve it!'
+
+'Why wouldn't plain Christianity do all your reforming, and do it
+better?' demanded Martha abruptly.
+
+'Assuredly it would--if Christianity were more generally a condition
+instead of a theory among us. I wouldn't undertake to say off-hand why
+the sanctions of common sense seem more precious to the present
+generation than the sanctions of religion, when in so many points they
+are identical, but I must conform my theorizings to the fact. Yet with
+all our neglect of religion the traditions of the spirit have not
+changed! They are the same from everlasting to everlasting. And one of
+the things the nineteenth century most wonderfully made clear was that
+the evolution of the spirit is the thing Nature has been seeking for
+hundreds of millions of years. I don't suppose that age-long process
+with the tremendous impetus of all creation behind it is really going to
+be upset by the turmoil of one materialistic generation. But I do
+believe that if we go with the current of materialism, we and all our
+works shall be tossed aside as refuse, thrown into Nature's garbage-can.
+I tell you, I can't bear the disgrace of it.'
+
+'Honoria, you almost persuade me to be intensive,' said Grace, 'but I am
+not reconciled to the doctrine at one point--the question of beauty. I
+admit that one cannot vitalize a lot of senseless luxury. I admit, too,
+that comfort and a certain amount of beauty can always be successfully
+domesticated and charged with personality, as you phrase it, and that
+the result is completely satisfying. But is one never to indulge one's
+self in _all the beauty money will buy_, never to have everything of an
+absolute perfection? You are against great houses, but there is Mountly
+House, at home. It is big, but so beautiful that you are at home in it
+all over. What of it, and others like it?'
+
+'Big and beautiful it is, but it is on my side of the argument, none the
+less. If you remember, the architect was also the decorator. It is the
+triumph of his imagination. He designed it as a background for a woman
+of opulent beauty and domestic tastes. He ransacked Europe for the
+furnishings, tapestries, all sorts of exquisite, ancient things. He was
+a great artist and he created a work of art. The family fit into the
+picture more or less awkwardly. It is his house, not theirs at all. And
+I truly believe that the ultimate purpose of our houses excludes our
+going up and down another's stairs.
+
+'Yet I believe in all the beauty one can vitalize. It is essentially
+wholesome. It does not lend itself to morbid demands. The collector's
+passion looks like greed, and doubtless for a time it is greed. But,
+sooner or later, Too-Much sickens them. Their adorable possessions teach
+them there is profanation in having more wonderful things than they can
+enter into personal relation with. Therefore the inevitable end of all
+overgrown collections is the museum or the auction-room. I have seen it
+too often not to know it is true!--If you want a perfect illustration of
+this in literature read Mrs. Wharton's _The Daunt Diana_. It cuts down
+like a knife to the essential fact that our relations with beauty must
+be limited enough to have the personal quality. And--don't you
+see?--this automatic destruction of greed that beauty finally teaches to
+the collector, is the same automatic destruction of it that I dare think
+intensive living in our homes might bring to all greed. It is a proof of
+the theory on another plane.'
+
+'I think one might own a Mountly House without greed,' persisted Grace
+wistfully. 'Having no house at all, I naturally refuse to think of
+myself as ending my days in any less perfect domicile. What do you mean
+by the "ultimate purpose" of our houses?'
+
+'Ah! that,' said Honoria, with a quick indrawing of her breath, 'is the
+very core of all my thought, and I don't know how to make you see it!'
+
+She rose abruptly and walked to the end of the veranda. She stood there
+a while, looking across at the spreading gables of her own brown
+bungalow, with the yearning on her face that only house-mothers know.
+Yonder was her home. Set on a mighty shoulder of the earth, facing the
+sunset and the sea, it clung to the soil as the brown rocks cling.
+Behind it were the mighty Sierras with their crests of snow; before it,
+the sweetest land God ever smiled upon; within it, all the treasures of
+her eyes, her mind, her heart. Just as it stood there in the February
+sun, it was an abode compact of love, of aspiration, of desire. The
+ancient love of man for his shelter had gone into it, and the love of
+woman for the place of her appointed suffering. Desire for beauty and
+hope of peace were in its making. Its walls had heard the birth-cries;
+her children had played about its doors; out from it had been borne her
+dead. Inconsiderable speck on the vast hill-shoulder that it was, it
+could defy time and the elements, even as she defied them, for she had
+given it of her own immortality.
+
+'I have not yet said it all,' she said a little thickly. 'It is hard to
+say, even to you. I have found an attitude of mind, a path, a way of
+life I call intensive, for lack of a better name, and I believe in it,
+not only because it increases my sane satisfaction in living, but also
+because it finally leads _out_--out of all this tangle of our material
+lives, into the eternal spaces.
+
+'I see the world of men's business activities chiefly as a place of
+wrath and greed, and yet even the most grasping must be blindly seeking
+through their greed an ultimate satisfaction--not more houses or more
+automobiles, or railroads, or mines, or even power, but something dimly
+apprehended as beyond all these and more than they--something that is
+good and that _endures_. For we all want the Enduring Thing. One man
+sees it here, another there. As for me, I see it in my house. I tell
+you, the Greeks and Romans did not make a religion of the hearthstone;
+they merely recognized the religion that the hearthstone _is_. Under
+that quiet roof I have learned that it is a woman's business to take
+stones and make them bread. Only she can make our surroundings live and
+nourish us.
+
+'Beyond the need for bread, a woman's needs are two; deeper than all
+cravings save the mother's passion, firm-rooted in our endless past, is
+the heart-hunger. The trees that sweep my chimney have their roots at
+the world's core! The flowers in my dooryard have grown there for a
+thousand years! What millenniums have done, shall decades undo? We are
+not so shallow, so plastic as that! We will go into the mills, the
+shops, the offices, if we must, but we know we are off the track of
+life. Neither our desire nor our power is there.
+
+'I have talked glibly enough about restricting superfluous possessions
+for the sake of developing a finer quality in those we have; I have said
+only personality gives that quality to our surroundings--but I have not
+said the final thing. It is this: I believe that in the humble business
+of loving the material things that are given to us to own and love, in
+shaping our homes around them, in making them vital and therefore
+beautiful, so that they serve our spirits in their turn, we are not only
+making the most of our resources in this life, but are doing more than
+that. Somehow, I cannot tell you how, I know that we are _getting them
+across_--into the timeless places! In making them vital we are making
+them enduring.
+
+'Christ tells us to lay up for ourselves treasures in heaven. What did
+that mean to you when you were young? I thought it meant a procession of
+self-denials and charities, more or less lifeless because the offering
+was made slightly against the grain! I had no idea that when I loved
+somebody very much or pitied somebody very much, when I shared my heart
+or shared my roof eagerly, that I was doing the commanded thing. Still
+less did I realize, when I worked hard to make my home more comfortable
+or more beautiful, that I was sending vibrations from my everyday world
+right into the eternal one--every deed an actual hammer stroke on my
+house not made with hands. But so sure as that our mortal shall put on
+immortality, I now hold it that what we first find in the eternal world
+will be the things into which we have unstintingly flung our vitality,
+our _feeling_, while we are briefly here.
+
+'_Here we have no continuing city_. But when I am making my house live,
+I and no other, putting into it as I best may something of the serenity
+of Athens and the sacredness of Jerusalem and the beauty of Siena, then
+it is taking its place beside my greater loves. Then I am creating a
+home, not only in this world, but in the next. I have put something over
+into the eternal world that fire cannot burn, nor floods destroy, nor
+moth and rust corrupt. It is safe, even from myself, forever! No Heaven
+can be holy to me if I have not made this spot holy. I shall not ask,
+even from the mercy of the Merciful, a heavenly mansion if I have failed
+to make this earthly dwelling live. Eternity begins beside my hearth,
+shaped by my will. A woman knows!'
+
+
+
+
+Reminiscence with Postscript
+
+By Owen Wister
+
+
+I
+
+Not alone because of their good meat and drink are three meals shrined
+at the heart of these following impressions. Singly, each one did
+delightfully engage the palate, but the three together speak appealingly
+to sentiment. It is of a great house, a little inn, and of the fair
+region round about them that I shall mainly discourse--and whether I do
+or don't give a final _x_ to the name of the house, there are people and
+documents to say I have spelt it wrong: which comes very near to saying
+that both ways are right. The _x_ shall remain, the majority seems to
+favor it, and I at once beg that you share my relish of these posturing
+Renaissance lines, written by royal command in honor of Chenonceaux:--
+
+ Au saint bal des dryades,
+ A Phœbus, ce grand dieu,
+ Aux humides nayades
+ J'ai consacré ce lieu.
+
+This highly plaster-cast lyric was recited during the 'triomphe' held at
+Chenonceaux to celebrate the arrival there of François II and Mary
+Stuart. The hostess was as distinguished as her visitors; and never,
+before I went to Chenonceaux, did I associate naiads and dryads and
+poems of welcome with Catherine de'Medici. But we must allow this
+monstrous personage an eye for good houses. She preferred Chenonceaux to
+all her dwellings--she preferred it so much, indeed, that she made
+another lady get out of it, exchanging for it the decidedly inferior
+residence of Chaumont. And we have Catherine to thank (I fear) for the
+strangely felicitous fancy that placed upon the arches built from the
+rear of the house to the farther side of the river by her rejected
+predecessor, Diane de Poitiers, that enchanting hall or gallery, which
+rises three stories high, if you count the nine windows in the steeply
+and gracefully pitched slate roof.
+
+ Basti si magnifiquement
+ Il est debout, comme un géant,
+ Dedans le lit de la rivière,
+ C'est-a-dire dessus un pont
+ Qui porte cent toises de long.
+
+These verses bump down heavily upon the bridge, and, despite their
+scrupulous statistics as to its length, they scarcely measure the
+excellence of Chenonceaux, but rather the gap between French verse and
+French architecture in the sixteenth century. Villon could have come
+nearer the mark; but Villon was long gone before the ancient mill on the
+river Cher was transfigured by its purchaser into the château he did not
+live to complete. 'S'il vient à point' said Thomas Bohier, and he graved
+it in many ornamental places of his edifice, 'me souviendra.'
+
+And here am I writing his name and thinking about him, three hundred and
+ninety-two years after his death. What a pleasant reason for being
+remembered! What a quietly illustrious introduction to posterity: the
+originator of the mansion whose sheer beauty brought a succession of
+kings and queens and other great people to sojourn in it, whose walls
+have listened to the blandishments of François I, the sallies of
+Fontenelle and Voltaire, the sentimentalities of Rousseau. Do their
+ghosts walk here upon these terraces? Do they meet in the long gallery
+over the Cher? If they don't, they are less wise in the next world than
+they were in this. Almost might one envy some figure in a well-preserved
+piece of tapestry, hanging in any hall or chamber here and commanding a
+view out of any window that looked up or down the placid river.
+Embroidered thus for ever, amid high company, ladies and gentlemen of
+importance with hawks and feathers and armor and steeds richly
+caparisoned, ministered to by esquires and serfs, one would exist
+admired, valued, and carefully dusted. Daily sight-seers from all lands
+would be conducted into one's presence (Sundays included, 10-11 A.M.,
+2-6 P.M.), thus animating one's feudal leisure with sufficient variety.
+There one would be, an acknowledged masterpiece, for ever aloof from the
+unstable present, nevermore driven to enlist against the restless evils
+of the world. The trouble is, somebody from Pittsburg might buy one. Now
+I could no more brook living as tapestry in America than I could live as
+an American in Europe, expatriated and trivially evaporating amid
+beauties and comforts that were none of my native heritage.
+
+Do you know the country where Chenonceaux stands? Do you know the river?
+Have you ever gone there from Tours, or come there the opposite way,
+from Bourges through Vierzon and Montrichard?
+
+The region shares a secret with certain rare people, whom all of us are
+glad to count among our acquaintance. Certain men and women, immediately
+on our first meeting them, make us desire to meet them again; not
+because they have uttered remarkable thoughts or reminded us of Venus or
+Apollo: perhaps they have said nothing that you and I couldn't say, and
+we may know people much better looking. But they radiate--what is it
+that they radiate? We feel it, we bask in it, it flows over us. It isn't
+sunlight or moonlight, but a fairy-light of their own. When these
+shining creatures come into the room, happiness enters with them. How do
+they do it? It gets us nowhere to say that there is 'something' in the
+tone of their voice, or 'something' in the look of their eyes: what is
+the something? I'm glad I don't know; mystery is growing so scarce, that
+I am thankful for anything which cannot be explained.
+
+Now this rare quality (and don't flatter yourself that you understand it
+because you happen to know its name) is possessed not only by men and
+women, but also by places; and, no more than with people, has it
+anything to do with their being remarkable or beautiful. The White
+Mountains in New Hampshire haven't a trace of it; it fills the mountains
+of North Carolina; there is almost none along our Atlantic seaboard, but
+it hangs over and haunts nearly every foot of our Pacific Coast.
+
+Whenever one of these happy spots has been long known to man, man has
+invariably cherished it in word and deed. His chronicles celebrate it;
+he sets it lovingly like a jewel in his romances, dramas, verse, prose,
+song; he graces it with his best in architecture; his roads and gardens
+bring it alike into his hours of work and of ease; in fine, he garlands
+it with his imagination, weaves it into his life century after century,
+until it comes to smile upon him from the heart of his History and
+Literature, as well as upon his daily present. That is what mankind has
+done beneath the spell of a place which has charm.
+
+Thus Touraine to the Frenchman,--_beau pays de Touraine_, as the page in
+Meyerbeer's _Huguenots_ sings of it in that opera's second act, which
+takes place at Chenonceaux. I suppose--indeed I remember--that rain
+falls in that country; yet, when I think about it, sunshine invariably
+sparkles through the picture--not the kind that glares and burns, but
+the kind that plays gently among leaves and shores and shadows; sunshine
+upon the twinkling, feathered silver of the poplars, the grapes in
+sloping vineyards, the green islands and tawny bluffs of the Loire, the
+quiet waters of the Indre and the Cher; a jocund harmony seems to play
+about the very names,--Beaulieu, Montrésor, Saint-Symphorien,--but were
+I to begin upon the music in the names of France, I should run far
+beyond the limits of Touraine and of your patience. Say to yourself
+aloud, properly, Amboise, Châteaurenault, La Chapelle-Blanche,
+Saint-Martin-le-Beau, and then say Naugatuck, Saugatuck, Pawtucket,
+Woonsocket, Manayunk, Manunkachunk, and you will catch my drift.
+Stevenson's joy in our names was at bottom purely that of the collector.
+
+But have you ever seen the Loire and its tributary realm? I have already
+owned myself (together with all other men) as unable to explain the
+mystery of charm. No Niagara is hereabouts, nor Matterhorn, nor anything
+you could call sublime; nothing so lustrously beautiful as Bar Harbor,
+or the Berkshire Hills. Wildness is wholly absent, but so is tameness
+too. It is somehow through its very moderation that the glamour of this
+land is wrought. But we must nicely distinguish between the poetry and
+the prose of moderation: Princeton Junction, New Jersey, is perfectly
+moderate, and is also the type and pattern of hundreds of thousands of
+square, comfortable, unoffending miles in the United States which you
+would never wish to see again--indeed which you would never wish to see
+once; whereas, even as I write, I am homesick for Touraine, though it
+isn't my home.
+
+Once again I must draw the parallel between human qualities and the ways
+of our mother earth. We place at the top of our esteem those people who
+take chivalrously the heavy blows of life, who are not brave merely, but
+gallant. We draw scant inspiration from the sight of somebody who is all
+too obviously and dutifully bearing something; who goes, day after day,
+with a set and sombre expression that says as plainly as words: 'Just
+watch me carrying my Cross. Just wait till you have one.' We prefer
+those whose gayety so conceals the fact that they're behaving well, that
+we should never suspect it, did we not know what they have passed, and
+are passing, through. Thus also does Touraine conceal the tears and the
+blood she has known. Louis the Eleventh, Catherine de' Medici, the
+gibbet balcony of the Salle des Armes at Amboise, the iron cage and the
+black dungeons of Loches,--Touraine, with her smiling, high-bred
+elegance, keeps all this to herself, and gives you a bright welcome.
+Often as she has been the scene of Tragedy, often as the glaive and not
+the lute has been the instrument of her drama, she might well look in
+her glass and exclaim with Richard the Second,--
+
+ Hath sorrow struck
+ So many blows upon this face of mine,
+ And made no deeper wounds?
+
+Wearing no crape, betraying no scars, hinting naught of its dark
+experience of life, this realm, this _beau pays_, more than any in
+Europe, to my thinking, lies in the true key of high comedy, of masque
+and pastoral. If, here and there above its trees or upon its hills, the
+brooding frown of some tower, the gaunt stare of some donjon in ruins,
+fierce with memories, brings one up short, so that in joy's mid-current
+some smack of the bitter wells up--this is not Nature's doing. Look away
+from these works of man to the feathered poplars, the vineyards, the
+gentle waters, and see the earth's countenance, smiling and serene.
+Decorous it is always; only the irregularities of the Loire and its
+channel seem to bear any reference to the conduct of those beautiful
+historic ladies who dispersed their reputations in the vicinity. Even
+man did not always build a Langeais or a Loches. Urbane and gracious
+amid their parks or on their bluffs rise those dwellings planned when
+France's architectural genius was in its happiest mood--though not its
+loftiest. They look like the good society which once assembled in them;
+their mere aspect suggests the wits, the brilliant talkers and listeners
+of a day when conversation was a living art still, the day which
+furnishes us even now with those letters and memoirs which are the
+dainty wainscotting and mantelpieces, the interior decorations of
+Literature. You may wander almost anywhere among the poplars and the
+chestnuts in the valleys of the Loire's quiet tributaries; you can
+hardly go wrong; if the turrets of Ussé against their rising woodland do
+not regale your eye, it will be Azay-le-Rideau, or something less
+famous, or, best of all, Chenonceaux, to which I now return.
+
+
+II
+
+I saw it first upon an afternoon when no air was stirring, even in the
+poplars, when the green of Touraine was changing to gold: golden fruit,
+pears, and apples, where summer's fruit had been; golden leaves
+flickering down from high branches, or raked into golden heaps; while
+the faint, sweet smoke of burning twigs hovered in the autumn day. It
+was the moment and scene of the year when, just because other things
+have ceased to grow, memories blossom in the mind; and on every golden
+heap of leaves retrospect seemed to be sitting. We visitors were three.
+I can recall the first sight of the château's yellow façade, framed by
+the distant end of the high, formal avenue into which we turned to
+approach it. All sorts of feet had stepped where we were walking:
+almost four centuries of distinguished feet had gone in and out of that
+beautiful front door; but over its appealing associations the still more
+appealing aspect of the wonderful house triumphed. If I knew about _Le
+Devin du Village_ then, the scene of its first performance interested me
+much more because that long and many-windowed gallery was built right
+over the water, right across the Cher, upon arches that the glassy
+surface of the stream reflected symmetrically. I was captured then and
+for ever by the beauty and the originality of this residence. Our best
+country houses take earth and air into partnership, but this abode of
+grace possessed, embraced, a little river. To go in at your front door
+on one green margin and come out of your back door on the other; to
+dwell in a masterpiece that was house and bridge in one--I can still
+recover my first sensations of delight at this triumph of French art.
+Only--the concierge didn't let us go out of the back door; and my
+disappointment was cherished through long years, until its sequel, which
+I shall presently reach. This first afternoon became a chapter in the
+most delightful of guide-books, from which I quote the following:--
+
+'We took our way back to the Grand Monarque, and waited in the little
+inn parlor for a late train to Tours. We were not impatient, for we had
+an excellent dinner to occupy us; and even after we had dined we were
+still content to sit a while and exchange remarks upon the superior
+civilization of France. Where else, at a village inn, should we have
+fared so well?... At the little inn at Chenonceaux the _cuisine_ was not
+only excellent, but the service was graceful. We were waited on by
+mademoiselle and her mamma; it was so that mademoiselle alluded to the
+elder lady, as she uncorked for us a bottle of Vouvray mousseux.'
+
+On another page of this same guide-book you may read how, at the Hôtel
+de l'Univers in Tours, the château of Amboise was described to us by an
+English lady of a type that I sadly miss to-day. One met her everywhere
+then. She was a more fragile sister of that robust, brick-complexioned
+spinster who used to climb all the Alps in practical but awful garments.
+She didn't often venture to speak to you for fear you weren't
+respectable, or might think she wasn't. When she did, it was apt to be
+with explosive shyness, running all her words together, as she did about
+Amboise. 'It's-very-very-dirty-and-very-keeawrious!' Curious and furious
+she always pronounced to rhyme with glorious and victorious; and it
+invariably made me think of 'God Save the Queen.'
+
+In my interest as to whether we should again have the excellent fare and
+graceful service which I so well remembered at the little inn, and
+whether now at last my long-cherished wish to step out of that back door
+on the river's farther side were to be gratified, Chenonceaux itself had
+so dropped out of my thoughts that it fairly burst upon my sight.
+Bursting is, of course, a thing which that delicate and restrained
+edifice could never really do, only I wasn't thinking about it as our
+party (we were four on this second visit, and it was spring-time) came
+into the avenue. There at the other end stood the fair, gay vision of
+the château, and its beauty and wonder so suddenly waked my admiration,
+that I exclaimed, 'How young it looks!'
+
+Yes; it didn't look new, but it looked young: youth is the particular
+and essential note of this enchanted building. None of its neighbors
+have it, not even Azay-le-Rideau or Blois, which are its rivals, though
+never its equals. Chenonceaux was four hundred years old in January,
+1915. Age makes one type of person decrepit, and so it is with houses.
+But Chenonceaux, if ever it come to show its years, will belong to the
+other type: it will look venerable. Did it, do you think, catch its
+secret from the ring of Charlemagne, by whose sorceries its mistress,
+Diane de Poitiers, was accused of preserving her youth? This lady's
+success with François Premier so disconcerted the amiability of the
+Duchesse d'Etampes, that she constantly reminded Diane she was born on
+the day Diane was married.--But I resist the temptation to dwell upon
+Diane and everybody else linked to Chenonceaux by history; it's all
+accessible to you in books; and I proceed with the visit our party of
+four made, this spring day.
+
+Touraine was now all delicate in green; as lovely, as gracious, as
+discreet in its budding leaves as when the leaves had flickered down,
+spangling the air and grass and garden-walks with their gold. We had met
+at the little inn the same welcome, the same excellent _cuisine_, the
+same agreeable Vouvray mousseux. Mademoiselle was not there, but mamma
+was. Her premises and herself showed no ill effect from the prosperity
+brought to her through the guide-book I have already quoted. No
+guide-book in its author's plan, it was now become established as one,
+and he, petitioned in a letter from mamma, had corrected a certain
+error. In the first edition, page 60, you may read that we took our way
+back to the Grand Monarque; in later editions it is the Hôtel du
+Bon-Laboureur. The confusion to travelers, the injury to her custom,
+ensuing from the wrong name, madame had represented to the author; and
+now all was well. The inn wasn't any larger, but more and more each
+season were pilgrims with expectant appetites led to her door.
+
+'Tenez, monsieur,' she said to me eagerly, when I narrated to her how I
+had been present at the germination of her renown, 'tenez. Voilà!' She
+showed me the precious guide-book. She treasured it, though she couldn't
+read it, because it was in English. And I came in for her smiles and
+cordiality, which really belonged to the author.
+
+You will have perceived, our party this time took their _déjeuner_, not
+their dinner, at the Bon-Laboureur. The good omelette and cheese and
+fruit and wine, mamma's prosperity and her well-preserved state,--for
+now she was really an elderly woman,--all this had brought us in
+peaceful and pleased spirits to the château. When we had seen the rooms
+downstairs and the concierge was conducting the other sightseers--some
+ten or twelve--to the second story, our party under my guidance stole
+away to the back door.
+
+'Back door' implies no dishonorable passage through pantry and kitchen;
+we simply didn't go up the staircase in the wake of the concierge, but
+independently along the hall instead, and thus across the Cher through
+Catherine's celebrated gallery. _Le Devin du Village_ came into my mind,
+and I wondered which figure was the more diverting, Jean-Jacques
+Rousseau composing opera, or Richard Wagner dabbling in philosophy.
+
+The door was open. I emerged, the happy leader of my party, upon stone
+steps, crossed a little draw-bridge, and our triumphant feet trod the
+grass beneath the trees which shaded the river's bank. I had my wish;
+and as my obedient band followed me, I fear my complacent back and
+Anabasis manner expressed some sentiment like this: 'Only observe how it
+pays to see France with a person who knows the ropes!' We sauntered, we
+expatiated, we paused before what I'll call by metonymy the tocsin--a
+great bell and chain suspended from strong framework; from this point
+the château, with its fine, detached, cylindrical donjon tower of the
+fifteenth century, looked, in the afternoon light, particularly well:
+those poor sheep with the concierge weren't getting this view. We must
+have lingered by the tocsin a quarter of an hour, enjoying ourselves,
+before returning to the back door.
+
+It was shut. It was locked. Rattling made no impression upon it, nor
+shaking, nor kicking. We knocked then, fancying this to be an accident.
+Next we called, or rather, I, the party's personal conductor and
+competent guide, began to call. Nothing happened. I augmented my
+efforts. Catherine's gallery, famous scene of the first performance of
+Rousseau's _Devin du Village_, responded with cavernous echoes. Between
+these reigned silence, and a gentle breeze rustled the young leaves of
+the chestnuts. We abandoned the door and went a few steps down the river
+to where our gesticulations could be seen from the windows of
+Chenonceaux. We made these gesticulations with our four umbrellas,
+whilst I shouted continually. Not a window blinked. It might have been a
+sorcerer's palace, and we his four new victims, presently to be roasted,
+boiled, or changed into cats. We looked down the river--no escape; up
+the river half-a-mile was a bridge; but what impediment mightn't lie
+between? And even if the way were clear, to go round by the bridge would
+lose us our train to Tours. One of us, in her deep voice, said that she
+hoped the robin-red-breasts would find her body and cover it with
+leaves. Again we flourished our four umbrellas, during vociferations
+from me, at the imperturbable château. Then, quite suddenly, something
+did happen. Out of a window in the donjon tower of the fifteenth century
+was thrust a head, and from across the river it wagged at us
+malevolently.
+
+It was the concierge. The shock of discovering he had locked us out
+purposely in punishment of our independent excursion, threw me into
+extreme rage. My Anabasis manner had already dropped from me; but
+Xenophon got his party successfully back, and this same task was now
+searchingly, compellingly, 'up to me.' More malevolent wagging from the
+tower was all that resulted from my next demonstrations. In these I was
+now alone; my party, at the apparition of the concierge, had become
+abruptly quiet, thinking doubtless that loud calls and wavings would
+diminish my dignity less than theirs, whose years and discretion were
+more than mine. Therefore my companions brandished their umbrellas no
+more, but stood upon the banks of the Cher decorously, in a reserved
+attitude, patient yet stately, as if awaiting the tumbril; I, meanwhile,
+hurled international threats across the river. These wrought no change.
+In repose my French halts, but when roused it acquires both speed and
+point; yet none of my idioms disturbed the concierge at his window. And
+now I was visited by inspiration. I seized the chain and rang the
+tocsin. It sounded as if Attila were coming at once. Somebody would have
+come, undoubtedly,--the whole _arrondissement_ I should think,--but
+after a few moments of that din, the head disappeared; in a few more the
+door was unlocked, and my companions preceded me with restraint yet with
+celerity across Catherine's gallery and out of Chenonceaux's front door
+and away, down the avenue to the railway, whilst I delivered some final
+idioms to the concierge. I am happy to record that these made him livid,
+and in the presence of a highly attentive audience. But--we had in truth
+small idea with whom we were dealing. Some time later we got final news
+of him. He had committed a murder, been caught, tried, convicted,
+sentenced, and executed.
+
+You will remember the British lady at the Hôtel de l'Univers in Tours,
+who, in her description of Amboise, pronounced curious to rhyme with
+glorious. Her kind was still pervading the quieter hotels of the
+continent (the Hôtel de l'Univers was still quiet) while her more
+muscular sister was still climbing all the Alps in valiant weeds. This
+time, another of the identical type sat next me at the table d'hôte, and
+from the corner of my eye I perceived her to be making endless and
+surreptitious dives with her head at my bottle of Vouvray mousseux.
+Becoming sure that this was neither St. Vitus's dance nor kleptomania,
+but a desire to learn the name of my wine, I made her a slight bow,
+turning my bottle so that she could more easily read its label; at which
+she squeaked skittishly, 'I-didn't-think-you'd-see-me!'
+
+
+III
+
+The mid-Victorian spinster was gone, the automobile was come, the much
+expanded Hôtel de l'Univers was quiet no more and had abandoned the
+table d'hôte for small tables when next I saw Chenonceaux. Eager as I
+had been to return to it, still more did I desire to enjoy that
+particular pleasure which one takes in introducing a scene one delights
+in to a friend. We were, this time, as we had been the first time, a
+party of three, and the day was July 4, 1914; but in the Cathedral of
+Bourges that morning, and at Montrichard and along the Cher that
+forenoon, firecrackers seemed remote. Later, the Hôtel de l'Univers had
+illuminations and national melodies for the benefit of its American
+patrons--these having now swelled to the lucrative proportions of
+invasion.
+
+But Chenonceaux hadn't changed, Chenonceaux looked just as young as
+ever. Its bright, serene aspect showed no confusion at changing masters
+so often. To my friends it more than fulfilled my promises for it, while
+for me it was even fairer than my memory. The concierge, a woman this
+time, told her band of sightseers enough, but much less than she knew.
+She had acquired (one somehow divined and discerned) a certain scorn
+for her sightseers. She had found (one saw) the affluent automobile to
+be the chariot of well-informed stomachs, but seldom of intelligences
+which had ever heard, or would ever care to hear, about Madame Dupin and
+her many distinguished guests. They knew their Michelin, where to buy
+_pétrol_ along the road, which roads to avoid; and the road they had
+particularly avoided was the one conducting to civilization. Some of
+them were present on this occasion with their goggles, their magenta
+veils, and their brass voices. To these the concierge imparted what she
+deemed them able to digest. She didn't mention the _Devin du
+Village_--but I did! This brought an immediate _rapprochement_, as we
+lingered with her behind the departing goggles. She knew and loved her
+Chenonceaux; her scorn fell from her; but she told us nothing so
+interesting as the fact that during the last twelvemonth _twenty
+thousand_ visitors had given each their required franc to see the place.
+The château, at this rate, will pay its way down the ages.
+
+But what of the Bon-Laboureur? If the mid-Victorian spinster and the
+table d'hôte hadn't survived the pace of the new century, what had the
+automobile done to the innocent village inn? I hope you will be glad to
+learn that it hadn't--as yet--done much. I have now reached the third of
+those meals which I mentioned at the outset. The Bon-Laboureur seemed a
+little larger,--people were lunching in two rooms instead of one, and
+out behind, kitchenward, there was a hint of bustle and of chauffeurs,
+and perhaps the personal note of welcome was fainter. But it wasn't
+quite absent; and still the food was excellent, still the service was
+courteous, a pleasant young woman waiting; and I felt that here was a
+good, small tradition still somewhat holding out against the
+beleaguering pressure of the wholesale. So I spoke to the pleasant young
+woman and inquired if the old _patronne_ were still living.
+
+'Mais si, monsieur!' I was, to my astonishment, answered. 'A deux pas
+d'ici.'
+
+The personal note of welcome warmed up on learning that I was an old
+visitor here; the patronne would value a call from one who remembered
+her good cooking; she was now very old; she had sold the business and
+the good-will; she lived very quietly; would I not go to see her? And
+her house was pointed out to me.
+
+Along the street of the little white village I went, slowly, in the
+midsummer warmth. The grape-leaves, trailing and basking on the walls,
+the full-leaved trees, the light and laziness of earth and sky, conveyed
+the same hush of repose that had exhaled from the golden autumn and the
+delicate spring I remembered so well; in this July sunshine, also, the
+pleasant land lay dreamy and unvexed. At a door standing slightly open,
+I knocked. Though a pause followed, I felt I had been heard; then I was
+bidden to enter, by a very old voice. Two rooms were accessible from the
+tiny hall, but I entered the right one, and there by the window sat the
+patronne. I had remembered her as moving alertly round her table, quiet
+and vigorous, above average height. All of this was gone; and as her
+dark, feeble eyes looked at me, I felt in them a certain apprehension,
+and found myself unpremeditatedly saying,--
+
+'Madame, I trust you will not think ill of an intruder when you learn
+why it is that he has ventured to knock at your door. They assured me
+you would like my visit. Here is my little story: One Sunday afternoon
+in September, 1882, three travelers came to the Bon-Laboureur. I was one
+of them; and never forgetting your excellent meal and service, I
+returned at my first opportunity, in April, 1896. Meanwhile that good
+meal of yours, and you its hostess, had been mentioned in a book by
+another of those three guests; and you told me of the prosperity this
+had brought you. Since that visit, thirty-two years ago, I have become a
+writer of books too. Of me you will not have heard, but you cannot have
+forgotten Mr. Henry James, whose praise brought so many guests to the
+Bon-Laboureur.'
+
+Her eyes, during my speech, had awakened, and now she stood up.
+
+'My servant is absent,' she said, 'or you would not have had to come in
+so. But my son lives close by in that large place. He will like very
+much to see you. I will call him.'
+
+She would have gone for him on her trembling feet, but this I begged she
+would not do; I had but five minutes; friends were waiting for me.
+
+'I am ninety years old,' she said. 'Ah, monsieur, il est bien triste de
+vieillir. One has nothing any more.' She became suddenly moved, and
+tears fell from her.
+
+I need not recall the little talk we had then. Strangers though we were,
+we did not speak as strangers; the memories that rose in each of us, so
+separate, so different, flowed together in some way, united beneath our
+spoken words, and made them sacred. But I may record that she got out
+her old books to show me, her registry-books of the Bon-Laboureur,
+little, old, modest volumes, where in many handwritings through many
+years the names of her guests had been inscribed. They had come from
+almost everywhere in the world. No longer strong enough, she had parted
+with the business and the good-will; but from these tokens of her past
+she could not part. She clung to the inanimate survivals of her good
+days and her renown. And on a blank page of the last volume which she
+placed before me, putting a pen in my hand, I wrote briefly for her of
+my three pilgrimages to her _petit pays_. Of the international
+distinction of her son she was touchingly and justly proud: famous
+peonies have spread his name wide as their cultivator and producer. For
+this, too, was the Bon-Laboureur in its way responsible.
+
+Perhaps I may not see it again, or its grand neighbor, the château, that
+secular shrine of a vivacious and select Past. But I shall need no
+Michelin, or Baedeker, or Joanne, to guide my memories thither. They are
+with me, every moment and breath of them, for my perpetual delight, a
+safe possession, unweakened and undimmed; and to conjure them before me
+it needs no more than the haunting syllables of Chenonceaux and the
+quaint, cherished volumes of the patronne.
+
+ IN CHENONCEAUX
+
+ My noiseless thoughts, if changed to their just sound
+ Amid these courts of silence once so gay
+ With love and wit, that here full pleasure found
+ Where Kings put off their crownèd cares to play,
+ Would shake in laughter at some jest unheard;
+ Would sing like viols in a saraband;
+ Would whisper kisses--but express no word
+ That would not be too dim to understand.
+
+ Like to a child, who far from ocean's flood
+ Against his ear a shell doth fondly hold
+ To hear the murmur that is his own blood,
+ And half believes the fairy-tale he's told,
+ So I within this shell mistake my sea
+ Of musing for the tide of History.
+
+
+
+
+The Other Side
+
+By Margaret Sherwood
+
+
+Like every other attentive reader of our periodical literature, I am
+increasingly aware of our persistent exposure of sin and wrong-doing in
+high places and in low; like many another attentive reader, I am growing
+a bit rebellious against this constant demand and supply in the matter
+of information regarding recent evil. Have we not grown over-alert in
+the search for this special kind of news? We take vice with our
+breakfast porridge; perjury with our after-dinner coffee; our essayists
+vie with one another in seeing who can write up the most startling story
+of crimes; and it is a bankrupt family nowadays that cannot produce one
+member to expose civic or political corruption. Undoubtedly much genuine
+ethical impulse lies back of all this; undoubtedly, too, much of the
+picturesque and spectacular treatment springs from a desire to startle,
+and ministers, in many a reader who would scorn paper-covered fiction,
+to a love of the sensational. Surely it must seem to the people of other
+countries that we take pride in the immensity of our sins, as we take
+pride in Niagara, in the length of the Mississippi, in the extent of our
+western plains.
+
+Many may be, and must be, the good effects of throwing the searchlight
+upon dark places, but the constant glare of the searchlight bids fair to
+rob us of our normal vision of life. My poor mind has become a
+storehouse of misdeeds not my own. I am sick with iniquity; I walk
+abroad under the shadow of infamy, and I sup with horrors. I shrink from
+meeting my friends,--not that they are not the best people in the world,
+but I dread lest they pour into my ears some newly acquired knowledge of
+wrong-doing. For me, as for others, the sun of noonday is clouded by
+graft, bribery, treachery, and corruption; and I fear to close my eyes
+in the dark because of the pictured crimes that crowd before them.
+Suppose poor Christian had had to drag after him not only his own bag of
+transgressions, but those of Mr. Worldly Wiseman, Mr. Facing-both-ways,
+and all the denizens of Vanity Fair, what chance would he ever have had
+of getting out of the Slough of Despond?
+
+It is not that I wish to shirk; I am not afraid of facing anything that
+I ought to know, and I have not the slightest doubt that we are all, in
+great measure, responsible for our neighbors' sins. But I am not sure
+that we are taking the wisest way to mend them. It seems to me
+incontestable that, with the large issues of individual and of national
+well-being in mind, we are over-doing the exposure, and slighting the
+incentives to right action; emphasizing the negative at the expense of
+the positive; and that, with our weakening convictions regarding the
+things that are right, it is dangerous to go on loudly proclaiming the
+things that are wrong. We are much in the position of a village
+improvement society which has pulled down a bridge because it is
+rotting, and is impotent to build another and a better. We have invested
+our national all in wrecking machinery, and have nothing left for
+constructive tools. It is said that in our explosive setting forth of
+civic and national wrong-doing, we are all too prone to stop with the
+explosion, as if mere knowledge of these things would set them right.
+Mere knowledge never yet set anything right; only the ceaselessly
+active, creative will can fashion a world of law out of chaos.
+
+Of the criticism often made that exposure of wrong should be followed,
+more closely than is done here, by constructive action, if anything is
+to be really effected, it is not my task to speak. The aspect of the
+matter which interests me especially concerns the youth of the land; it
+is the educational aspect. Not through loud wailing over evil can a
+nation be built, but through resolute dwelling with high ideals. In
+certain ugly tendencies of recent years among the young, as, for
+instance, the unabashed sensuality of much of the modern dancing, may we
+not detect, perhaps, a cynical assumption that life is at basis
+corrupt,--a natural result of continued harping on evil things, and of
+failure to keep before them images of moral beauty? Our magazine writers
+would be far better employed, if, instead of making our ears constantly
+resound with reports of civic iniquities, they were, part of the time at
+least, studying Plato's _Republic_, and filling mind and soul with the
+hope of the perfect state. Wrong things we dare hope are of small and
+fleeting consequence as compared with the right; it is not the sin of
+Judas Iscariot, but the righteousness of his Master, that has brought
+the human race a gleam of hope and possible redemption. When I was told,
+not long ago, of a student in one of our great universities who had
+elected 'Criminology 16,' I could not help reflecting that he might far
+better have taken Idealistic Philosophy I.
+
+Whether or not our study of evil should be lessened, our study of the
+good needs to be vastly strengthened. We are losing the vision! 'Your
+old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions,' said the
+prophet, in promising wonders in the heavens and in the earth, after his
+account of fasting, weeping, mourning, and beating the breast. There is
+a time for beating the breast and for tearing the hair, and of this we
+have had our day, but perpetual sitting upon the ash-heap and howling
+will not raise the walls of state. Sitting there may, in time, even
+become a luxury; can it be that we are doing so much of it partly
+because it is easier, and because the heaven-sent task of building up
+and shaping is too hard for us?
+
+Take away from youth the power of seeing visions, of dreaming dreams,
+and you take away the future. It would behoove us to remember, perhaps,
+that the eras of great deeds have not been eras of analysis, but eras
+when the creative imagination was at work. Yet our modern mental habit
+is overwhelmingly a habit of analysis, for which science, in teaching us
+to pick the world to bits, is partly, though not wholly, responsible. It
+has brought us an immense amount of interesting information; it has
+brought also a danger whose gravity we can hardly estimate, in the
+constant lessening of the synthetic power. The power to image, to
+fashion high ideals, and to create along the line of the imagining, is
+weakening, instead of growing more strong. In the glorious days of Queen
+Elizabeth, in the unparalleled days of Periclean Athens, great ideals
+formed themselves before men's eyes and great achievements followed;
+emotion, hope, vision, shaped human nature to great issues. I wonder
+what influence those perfect marble representations of perfect form had
+upon the very bodies of the youths and the maidens of Athens, what
+creative force they exercised,--the imaginative grasp of the perfect
+reaching forward toward perfectness in the human being. I wonder what
+influence the character of Sir Philip Sidney alone, with 'high-erected
+thoughts seated in a heart of courtesy,' has had upon succeeding
+generations of English youth. 'A man to be greatly good,' said Shelley,
+'must imagine intensely and comprehensively.'
+
+Here my quarrel with our present intellectual trend and our present
+system of education becomes more acute. We are not only losing the habit
+of mind that fosters idealism, but we are more and more breaking with
+the past. The door of that storehouse of noble thought and noble example
+is being slowly but firmly closed, and there is little in modern
+teaching that can meet the inroads made by the devastating knowledge of
+evil of which we have been speaking; little that can build up where this
+tears down. Study of Greek life, with its incomparable power of shaping
+existence toward the beautiful, is all but cast aside; most
+unfortunately now, when, with the rush of ignorant peoples to our
+shores, it might have a far-reaching potency never attained before. The
+ignorance of contemporary youth regarding that other and finer
+loveliness of 'Gospel books' is amazing. More and more we are stripped
+of the humanities; the incredulity of science in contemplating
+philosophy, art, literature, as part of the educational curriculum, is
+full of menace. There has never been, I think, in the history of the
+civilized world, a time when people were so anxious to cast off the
+past. In our eager Marathon race of material and physical progress we
+want to go as lightly equipped as possible. The æroplane carries small
+luggage; our light modern mind is ever ready to throw overboard even its
+precious heritage, in its eagerness for swift flight. As earlier days
+have reverenced the old, we reverence the new, and are all too
+insistently contemporaneous.
+
+We need, as we never needed before, a broader and deeper study of
+history, of philosophy, of literature; for most of our young, a
+knowledge of the mental and spiritual past of the race is of far greater
+importance than a knowledge of the physical past, at the amœba stage,
+or any other. Science, much as it can do for us, can never meet our
+deepest need; the world of imaginative beauty and the world of ethical
+endeavor are apart from its domain. It has no spring to touch the will,
+yet that which has, the magnificent inheritance of our literature, is
+more and more neglected for the latest machinery that applied science
+has devised, or the most recent treatise on insect, bird, or worm. It is
+well to study insect, bird, and worm, for they are endlessly
+interesting, but I maintain that neither the full sum of knowledge
+concerning them, nor even the ultimate fact about the ultimate star, can
+be a substitute for knowledge of the idealism of Thomas Carlyle, of the
+categorical imperative of Kant,--for that study of the humanities which
+means preserving, for the upbuilding of youth, that which was best and
+finest in the past, as we go on toward the future.
+
+If the swift retort should come, from those who think the present the
+only era of attainment and the physical world the only source of wisdom,
+that the past is full of villainies, of lapses from high standards, one
+can but say that for ethical purposes our study should be frankly a
+selective study, emphasizing the fine and high, subordinating the evil.
+There is no hypocrisy in such selection; there is deliberate choice of
+the higher upon which to dwell, as a formative power, quickening feeling
+and imagination. I have heard it said that a woman, by resolute dwelling
+on things noble and pure, may shape the inner nature of her unborn
+child, and I have faith to believe it. Even so should the nation yet to
+be be shaped by resolute dwelling on the good. It was not all cowardice,
+as many a present writer thinks, that led the mothers of earlier days to
+say little to their sons and daughters regarding evil things, and much
+regarding right things. Doubtless greater frankness would have been
+better, yet I doubt if our protracted dwelling on the evil will produce
+better results.
+
+Should any one object that this emphasis on the good means suppression
+of the truth, we can but reply that, for the rational soul, the truth is
+not necessarily the mechanically worked-out sum of all the facts. That
+we have forgotten the distinction between fact--that which has indeed
+come to pass, but which may be momentary--and truth, which endures, is
+one of the many signs of what William Sharp calls the 'spiritual
+degradation' of our time. Much of our modern thinking and teaching, much
+of our realistic fiction, rests upon a failure to make the distinction;
+much that is indisputable in individual instances of wrong-doing may be,
+thank God! false in the long run.
+
+'That is not true, scientifically true,' we hear often in regard to some
+fine hope or aspiration of the race; but in the real import of the term
+there is no such thing as scientific truth. It is a pity that a word of
+such profound and distinctive meaning should come to be more and more
+exclusively identified with the observation of physical phenomena, and
+the formulation of physical laws, whereas the very root-meaning of the
+word true, from Anglo-Saxon _treowe_, signifying faithful, gives
+justification for the idealist's belief that vital truth is partly a
+matter of the will, not of mere perception and of intellectual
+deductions drawn therefrom. We have need of deeper truth than that of
+mere fact; and the truth that shall set us free is a truth of choice, of
+selection; it embraces that part of human thought and human experience
+which is worth keeping.
+
+Faithfulness to the best and finest in the past and in the present,
+rather than horrified gaping at the present's worst, is the attitude
+that means continued and bettered life, for we become what we will. What
+are we offering, in the way of concrete examples, or of finely expressed
+thought about virtue, to the young, to the ignorant nations who are
+pouring in upon us, that will help them form their vision of the
+perfect? With our narrowing knowledge of the greater past, our choice of
+heroes becomes more and more local and national, yet our hierarchy of
+sacred dead is too small to afford that variety of heroic action and
+heroic choice that should always be kept before the minds of youth. We
+teach them that George Washington never told a lie; we teach them
+something--and there could be nothing better--of Lincoln; but those two
+figures are lonely upon Olympus, and the great tragic story of the way
+in which Lincoln faced the greatest crisis in our history will not alone
+suffice to help the everyday citizen shape his thought and action toward
+constructive idealism. The lesser heroes of our young republic have
+acquitted themselves nobly in this struggle and in that, but the
+struggles have been too closely akin in nature to give the embryo hero
+that breadth and depth of nurture that he requires. We need an enlarged
+vision of history, and the sight of great men of all ages faithful to
+small tasks as to great; we need the companionship of heroes of other
+times and of other nations, and not of military heroes alone. Saint
+Francis with his unceasing tenderness to man and beast, Father Damien at
+work among the lepers, might far better occupy the pages of our
+magazines, than the pictured deeds of criminals and the achievements of
+contemporary multimillionaires.
+
+If we need a wider range of concrete examples of the good, we need
+still more a wider range of nobly expressed ideals. Our thought grows
+narrow; we smother for lack of breathing space. Benjamin Franklin's
+philosophy was far from grasping the best of life, yet we remember him
+better than we do our Emerson, whose plea for spiritual values as the
+only real ones is lost in the louder and louder groaning of the wheels
+of our machinery. The idealism that is taught the young in Sunday
+schools is too often inextricably bound up with unnecessary theology;
+and many and many a pupil, in discarding the latter, discards the other
+also. The ideal of success upheld in much journalistic admonition is
+often rather mean and low; the young of this country need no printed
+incentives to urge them into commercialism and the victories of trade.
+The best influences that are being brought to bear upon them are those
+which concern social responsibilities and the needs of the poor. Yet all
+this thought and endeavor should supplement and not supersede, as it is
+doing, a deep concern with the things of the spirit; and no admonition
+regarding hygiene for one's self or others is a substitute for--
+
+ A sense sublime
+ Of something far more deeply interfused,
+ Whose dwelling is the light of setting suns,
+ And the round ocean, and the living air,
+ And the blue sky, and in the mind of man;
+ A motion and a spirit, that impels
+ All thinking things, all objects of all thought
+ And rolls through all things.
+
+The great things of the past in all nations, history can teach us; the
+possible, both literature and philosophy can teach us. We must forego no
+noble expression of idealistic faith, lest we impoverish our own souls,
+and beggar those who come after us. The pure intellectual passion of
+Bacon's _Advancement of Learning_, the noble stoicism of Marcus
+Aurelius, the spiritual vision of Plato, of Spenser, the heroic strain
+of Wordsworth's 'Liberty Sonnets' and his 'Happy Warrior,' Shelley's
+ardent and generous sympathy, Browning's dynamic spiritual force, should
+make up part of our life and thought, checking our insistent impulse
+toward mechanical things, and correcting the evil within and without.
+More than anything else, we need a revival of interest in great poetry.
+
+'Now therein of all sciences,' said Sir Philip Sidney, 'is our poet the
+monarch. For he doth not only show the way, but giveth so sweet a
+prospect into the way as will entice any man to enter it.... He cometh
+to you with words set in delightful proportion, either accompanied with,
+or prepared for, the well-enchanting skill of music; and with a tale,
+forsooth, he cometh unto you, with a tale which holdeth children from
+play, and old men from the chimney-corner, and, pretending no more, doth
+intend the winning of the mind from wickedness to virtue.'
+
+The poet's 'perfect picture' of the good, the great image, causes noble
+passion, wakes us out of our 'habitual calm,' and stirs us almost
+beyond our possibilities. The imagination is the miracle-working power
+in human nature; through it alone can the human soul come to its own.
+Only that which is fine and high can feed it aright, while baseness can
+make of it a destructive tool of terrible power. As I think back to
+childhood, I can remember the devastating effect that one tale of
+cruelty had upon my mind, haunting me by day in vivid pictures, turning
+my dreams to horror, and making me, while the obsession lasted, believe
+that the world of grown folk must be all alike cruel. So, too, the
+compelling vision of the good came through concrete instances; and the
+people, both the living and the dead, in whom I passionately believed,
+shaped all my faith.
+
+The imagination of youth,--there is no power like it, no machine that
+can equal it in dynamic force, nothing so full of power, so full of
+danger. We become that which we look upon, contemplate, remember; it is
+for this that I dread the ultimate effect of the long, imaginative
+picturing of our neighbor's sins now presented in our periodicals.
+Images of evil can hardly help dimming and tarnishing the bright ideals
+of youth; is there no way--with all our modern wisdom can we find no
+way--of limiting our exposure of crime to the people who can be of
+service in helping check it, and keeping it from those who cannot help,
+but can only be silently hurt? A moment, an hour of some fresh vision,
+and a child's destiny is perhaps decided for good or for ill. One
+afternoon's reading of Spenser made the boy Keats a poet; who, knowing
+the potency of brief experience in the flush of youth, can doubt the
+lasting wrong wrought again and again by the sudden shock of contact
+with things evil?
+
+Many images of wrong must of necessity come to the young; let them not
+be multiplied in our feverish and morbid fashion of to-day. Above all,
+let them be crowded out by constant suggestion of noble images and noble
+thought, which will work both consciously and subconsciously, shaping
+the dream when the dreamer is least aware. To hold up before the ardent
+and impressionable young that which they may become in strength, in
+purity, would surely be better than placing before them this perpetual
+moving-picture show of our civic and national transgressions. I can but
+believe, as I read article after article of exposure, that this
+continued presentation to youth of the unholy side of life, with our
+increasing tendency to make education a mere matter of the intellect and
+of the eye, is bound to lessen the moral energy of the race. Would it
+not be better if we were more diligent in searching history, philosophy,
+literature, for 'whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are
+lovely, whatsoever things are of good report,' and in bidding the young
+think on these things?
+
+
+
+
+On Authors
+
+By Margaret Preston Montague
+
+
+I write myself; therefore I feel free to say what I please about
+authors; but if you, sir, or madam, who read, but do not write, were to
+give voice to the reflections that are even now beginning to distill
+from my pencil, I should doubtless resent them. And here, indeed, I am
+faced by the sudden reflection that much of what I say myself I might
+resent in the mouths of others. This leads to a whole new train of
+thought, which, however, I refuse to take, and board instead the one I
+set out for,--The Authors' Unlimited. There are many things to be
+remarked about authors, but in so short a paper it is possible to touch
+upon only a very few. One of the first facts that strikes the
+investigator in this field is that members of my profession do not
+always appear to endear themselves to those with whom they have
+dealings.
+
+'What do you think of authors?' I once asked an editor.
+
+'I hate 'em!' he answered without a moment's hesitation.
+
+Another editor assured me, with a weary sigh, that authors were 'kittle
+cattle.' This affords a writer a little leap of amusement. So editors
+suffer from authors, even as authors from editors! Well, yes, we _are_
+kittle cattle! But some of this is due, no doubt, to what people expect
+of us. I was presented once to a lady who immediately fixed me with an
+eager eye.
+
+'I am making a study of the habits of authors,' she announced. (Here a
+dreadful sinking of the heart assailed me.) 'Kindly tell me at what hour
+you retire.'
+
+'Usually at half-past ten,' I answered wretchedly.
+
+At that, as I had expected, her eyebrows went up. 'The author of _When
+All Was Dark_,' she informed me, 'sits up all night. She says she cannot
+sleep until she has savored the dawn.' However, she was kind enough to
+give me another chance. 'What do you eat?' she asked.
+
+'Three hearty meals a day,' I answered.
+
+'Not _breakfast_!' she pleaded. 'Why, St. George Dreamer _never_ takes
+more than three drops of brandy on a lump of sugar in the morning. Just
+the sight of a coffee cup will upset his work for a week.'
+
+And then she left me, sure, I have no doubt, that no real author could
+confess to such distressingly normal habits as mine.
+
+Doubtless she is an eager reader of all those little paragraphs
+informing us how authors write. How this one has to have his black mammy
+rub his head for an hour before he can even think of work; and that one
+confesses that to write a love scene she must have the odor of decayed
+bananas in the room. Well, the world would be a sadder place without
+these little paragraphs. Would that I had something of a like nature to
+offer! But alas! I have no black mammy, and the smell of over-ripe fruit
+leaves my hero cold. Also, to give forth such gems of information one
+must be able to observe a certain rule. It is, Don't laugh or you might
+wake up. This rule is always sacredly in force at literary gatherings.
+The fact of being an author, and of being at an authors' meeting,
+induces, it appears, an intense seriousness. In my younger days I did
+not realize this, and once at a gathering of this nature, I asked a
+carefree question. 'Do you think,' I inquired of the author next me,
+'that it is possible for an unmusical person to write verse?'
+
+I confess now that I put the question somewhat in the spirit of the
+Irishman, who, asking after his friend's health, added, 'Not that I care
+a damn, but it makes conversation.' Heaven defend me from ever again
+making so much conversation! A gleam shot up in my author's eye. 'Let us
+go over and ask Professor ---- ' he cried. 'He wrote _What Poets Cannot
+Do_. He's just the man to tell us!' And before I could escape, he
+dragged me through the press of authors, and flung me before the
+professor, with the tag, 'Unmusical, but aspires to write verse,--is
+this possible?'
+
+I know now how the beetle feels beneath the microscope. Seeing the
+little group we made, two young authors 'hurried up, and more, and more,
+and more.' They surrounded me to listen, to inspect, to comment; they
+asked one another eager questions about me, they compared notes, they
+appealed to the author of _What Poets Cannot Do_, and always their
+dreadful eyes were fixed upon me. Never, never again will I dare the
+dreadful seriousness of an authors' meeting with an idle question!
+
+I have also learned another lesson. It is how to converse with authors.
+I shudder now to think of my early and crude attempts in this matter.
+The remembrance of one particular occasion stands out with dreadful
+vividness. I had been introduced to a distinguished writer. She raised
+her eyes to mine for a wan instant, a pale flicker of recognition passed
+over her face, and then--silence. Readers,--nay, let me call you friends
+while I make this terrible confession,--_I broke that silence!_ I was
+young; I did not understand. I do now. I have never been able since to
+read 'The Ancient Mariner'--I know too well the awfulness of having shot
+an albatross. 'The lady,' I said to my inexperienced self, 'does not
+care to converse; she expects you to do so.' Accordingly, I broke into
+light and cheerful talk, something in conversation corresponding, I
+fear, to what in dry goods the clerk recommends as 'a nice line of
+spring styles.' I realize that only a series of illustrations can make
+the situation clear. Imagine then, if you please, a tinkling cymbal
+serenading a smouldering volcano; a puppy trying to woo the Sphinx to a
+game of tag; sunlit waves breaking upon a 'stern and rock-bound coast,'
+and you may get a faint idea of the situation. I began almost
+immediately to experience that far-from-home sensation of which
+Humpty-Dumpty speaks with so much feeling. As I beheld one after another
+of my little remarks dash itself to nothingness against that stern and
+rock-bound coast, only the time and the place kept me from bursting into
+tears. Fortunately it did not last too long. In another minute one or
+the other of us would have shattered into the maniac's wild laughter.
+And I have every reason to fear that I should have been that one.
+Others, however, realizing the awful thing I was doing, rushed up and
+separated us. Sympathetic hands were stretched to her; low words were
+murmured, and she was drawn into a secluded corner where her silence
+might be preserved from any further onslaughts of a like sacrilegious
+nature. But no one stretched a hand to _me_; no sympathetic words were
+murmured in _my_ ear!
+
+I now know that in conversations with authors there should be long
+pauses. This is because every remark, after being received by the ear,
+must be submitted to a strict brain analysis, and then given a soul-bath
+before it is proper to venture a reply. I have found, also, that in
+answering too quickly, I myself lose caste. I now make it a point never
+to respond to a question addressed to me by an author until I have
+counted twenty. If the author is very distinguished, I make it fifty for
+good measure.
+
+Much more remains to be said about authors. I realize that I have, as it
+were, merely scraped the surface of the subject. Space, however, allows
+me only room to add one last anecdote. But this one may indeed prove
+more illuminating than all that has gone before. Once, then, in a
+certain city where I was visiting, I was invited to attend a meeting of
+its authors' club. 'Now at this meeting,' I instructed myself before
+going, 'you will probably encounter the most serious species of author
+native to this climate.' Accordingly I set forth with a light and
+expectant heart. As I entered the hall I was aware of another person
+entering from an opposite door,--a serious, awkward person, with just
+that peculiar, vague, and almost feeble-minded expression that I have
+come to associate with writers in general. 'Behold, my child, the
+SERIOUS AUTHOR,' I commented happily to myself. I looked again, and saw
+it was _myself in a mirror_!
+
+
+
+
+The Provincial American
+
+By Meredith Nicholson
+
+ _Viola._ What country, friends, is this?
+
+ _Captain._ Illyria, lady.
+
+ _Viola._ And what should I do in Illyria?
+ My brother he is in Elysium.
+
+ _--Twelfth Night._
+
+
+I am a provincial American. My forbears were farmers or country-town
+folk. They followed the long trail over the mountains out of Virginia
+and North Carolina, with brief sojourns in Western Pennsylvania and
+Kentucky. My parents were born, the one in Kentucky, the other in
+Indiana, within two and four hours of the spot where I pen these
+reflections, and I was a grown man and had voted before I saw the sea or
+any Eastern city.
+
+In attempting to illustrate the provincial point of view out of my own
+experiences I am moved by no wish to celebrate either the Hoosier
+commonwealth--which has not lacked nobler advertisement--or myself; but
+by the hope that I may cheer many who, flung by fate upon the world's
+byways, shuffle and shrink under the reproach of their metropolitan
+brethren.
+
+Mr. George Ade has said, speaking of our freshwater colleges, that
+Purdue University, his own alma mater, offers everything that Harvard
+provides except the sound of _a_ as in father. I have been told that I
+speak our _lingua rustica_ only slightly corrupted by urban contacts.
+Anywhere east of Buffalo I should be known as a Westerner; I could not
+disguise myself if I would. I find that I am most comfortable in a town
+whose population does not exceed a fifth of a million,--the kind of
+place that enjoys street-car transfers, a woman's club, and a post
+office with carrier delivery.
+
+
+I
+
+Across a hill-slope that knew my childhood, a bugle's grieving melody
+used to float often through the summer twilight. A highway lay hidden in
+the little vale below, and beyond it the unknown musician was quite
+concealed, and was never visible to the world I knew. Those trumpetings
+have lingered always in my memory, and color my recollection of all that
+was near and dear in those days. Men who had left camp and field for the
+soberer routine of civil life were not yet fully domesticated. My bugler
+was merely solacing himself for lost joys by recurring to the vocabulary
+of the trumpet. I am confident that he enjoyed himself; and I am equally
+sure that his trumpetings peopled the dusk for me with great captains
+and mighty armies, and touched with a certain militancy all my youthful
+dreaming.
+
+No American boy born during or immediately after the Civil War can have
+escaped in those years the vivid impressions derived from the sight and
+speech of men who had fought its battles, or women who had known its
+terror and grief. Chief among my playthings on that peaceful hillside
+was the sword my father had borne at Shiloh and on to the sea; and I
+remember, too, his uniform coat and sash and epaulets and the tattered
+guidon of his battery, that, falling to my lot as toys, yet imparted to
+my childish consciousness a sense of what war had been. The young
+imagination was kindled in those days by many and great names. Lincoln,
+Grant, and Sherman were among the first lispings of Northern children of
+my generation; and in the little town where I was born, lived men who
+had spoken with them face to face. I did not know, until I sought them
+later for myself, the fairy tales that are every child's birthright; and
+I imagine that children of my generation heard less of
+
+ old, unhappy, far-off things
+ And battles long ago,
+
+and more of the men and incidents of contemporaneous history. Great
+spirits still on earth were sojourning. I saw several times, in his last
+years, the iron-willed Hoosier War Governor, Oliver P. Morton. By the
+time I was ten, a broader field of observation opening through my
+parents' removal to the state capital, I had myself beheld Grant and
+Sherman; and every day I passed in the street men who had been partners
+with them in the great, heroic, sad, splendid struggle. These things I
+set down as a background for the observations that follow,--less as text
+than as point of departure; yet I believe that bugler, sounding charge
+and retreat and taps in the dusk, and those trappings of war beneath
+whose weight I strutted upon that hillside, did much toward establishing
+in me a certain habit of mind. From that hillside I have since
+ineluctably viewed my country and my countrymen and the larger world.
+
+Emerson records Thoreau's belief that 'the flora of Massachusetts
+embraced almost all the important plants of America,--most of the oaks,
+most of the willows, the best pines, the ash, the maple, the beech, the
+nuts. He returned Kane's arctic voyage to a friend of whom he had
+borrowed it, with the remark, that most of the phenomena noted might be
+observed in Concord.'
+
+The complacency of the provincial mind is due less, I believe, to
+stupidity and ignorance, than to the fact that every American county is
+in a sense complete, a political and social unit, in which the sovereign
+rights of a free people are expressed by the courthouse and town hall,
+spiritual freedom by the village church-spire, and hope and aspiration
+in the school-house. Every reader of American fiction, particularly in
+the realm of the short story, must have observed the great variety of
+quaint and racy characters disclosed. These are the _dramatis personæ_
+of that great American novel which some one has said is being written in
+installments. Writers of fiction hear constantly of characters who would
+be well worth their study. In reading two recent novels that penetrate
+to the heart of provincial life, Mr. White's _A Certain Rich Man_ and
+Mrs. Watts's _Nathan Burke_, I felt that the characters depicted might,
+with unimportant exceptions, have been found almost anywhere in those
+American states that shared the common history of Kansas and Ohio. Mr.
+Winston Churchill, in his admirable novels of New England, has shown how
+closely the purely local is allied to the universal. 'Woodchuck
+sessions' have been held by many American legislatures.
+
+When _David Harum_ appeared, characters similar to the hero of that
+novel were reported in every part of the country. I rarely visit a town
+that has not its cracker-barrel philosopher, or a poet who would shine
+but for the callous heart of the magazine editor, or an artist of
+supreme though unrecognized talent, or a forensic orator of wonderful
+powers, or a mechanical genius whose inventions are bound to
+revolutionize the industrial world. In Maine, in the back room of a shop
+whose windows looked down upon a tidal river, I have listened to tariff
+discussions in the dialect of Hosea Biglow; and a few weeks later have
+heard farmers along the un-salt Wabash debating the same questions from
+a point of view that revealed no masted ships or pine woods, with a new
+sense of the fine tolerance and sanity and reasonableness of our
+American people. Mr. James Whitcomb Riley, one of the shrewdest students
+of provincial character, introduced me one day to a friend of his in a
+village near Indianapolis who bore a striking resemblance to Abraham
+Lincoln, and who had something of Lincoln's gift of humorous narration.
+This man kept a country store, and his attitude toward his customers,
+and 'trade' in general, was delicious in its drollery. Men said to be
+'like Lincoln' have not been rare in the Mississippi Valley, and
+politicians have been known to encourage belief in the resemblance.
+
+Colonel Higginson has said that in the Cambridge of his youth any member
+of the Harvard faculty could answer any question within the range of
+human knowledge; whereas in these days of specialization some man can
+answer the question, but it may take a week's investigation to find him.
+In 'our town'--a poor virgin, sir, an ill-favored thing, sir, but mine
+own!--I dare say it was possible in that _post bellum_ era to find men
+competent to deal with almost any problem. These were mainly men of
+humble beginnings and all essentially the product of our American
+provinces. I should like to set down briefly the ineffaceable impression
+some of these characters left upon me. I am precluded by a variety of
+considerations from extending this recital. The rich field of education
+I ignore altogether; and I may mention only those who have gone. As it
+is beside my purpose to prove that mine own people are other than
+typical of those of most American communities, I check my exuberance.
+Sad indeed the offending if I should protest too much!
+
+
+II
+
+In the days when the bugle still mourned across the vale, Lew Wallace
+was a citizen of my native town of Crawfordsville. There he had amused
+himself in the years immediately before the civil conflict, in drilling
+a company of 'Algerian Zouaves' known as the Montgomery Guards, of which
+my father was a member, and this was the nucleus of the Eleventh Indiana
+Regiment which Wallace commanded in the early months of the war. It is
+not, however, of Wallace's military services that I wish to speak now,
+nor of his writings, but of the man himself as I knew him later at the
+capital, at a time when, in the neighborhood of the federal building at
+Indianapolis, any boy might satisfy his longing for heroes with a sight
+of many of our Hoosier Olympians. He was of medium height, erect, dark
+to swarthiness, with finely chiseled features and keen, black eyes, with
+manners the most courtly, and a voice unusually musical and haunting.
+His appearance, his tastes, his manner, were strikingly Oriental.
+
+He had a strong theatric instinct, and his life was filled with
+drama--with melodrama, even. His curiosity led him into the study of
+many subjects, most of them remote from the affairs of his day. He was
+both dreamer and man of action; he could be 'idler than the idlest
+flowers,' yet he was always busy about something. He was an aristocrat
+and a democrat; he was wise and temperate, whimsical and injudicious in
+a breath. As a youth he had seen visions, and as an old man he dreamed
+dreams. The mysticism in him was deep-planted, and he was always a
+little aloof, a man apart. His capacity for detachment was like that of
+Sir Richard Burton, who, at a great company given in his honor, was
+found alone poring over a puzzling Arabic manuscript in an obscure
+corner of the house. Wallace, like Burton, would have reached Mecca, if
+chance had led him to that adventure.
+
+Wallace dabbled in politics without ever being a politician; and I might
+add that he practiced law without ever being, by any high standard, a
+lawyer. He once spoke of the law as 'that most detestable of human
+occupations.' First and last he tried his hand at all the arts. He
+painted a little; he moulded a little in clay; he knew something of
+music and played the violin; he made three essays in romance. As boy and
+man he went soldiering; he was a civil governor, and later a minister to
+Turkey. In view of his sympathetic interest in Eastern life and
+character, nothing could have been more appropriate than his appointment
+to Constantinople. The Sultan Abdul Hamid, harassed and anxious, used
+to send for him at odd hours of the night to come and talk to him, and
+offered him on his retirement a number of positions in the Turkish
+government.
+
+With all this rich experience of the larger world, he remained the
+simplest of natures. He was as interested in a new fishing-tackle as in
+a new book, and carried both to his houseboat on the Kankakee, where, at
+odd moments, he retouched a manuscript for the press, and discussed
+politics with the natives. Here was a man who could talk of the _Song of
+Roland_ as zestfully as though it had just been reported from the
+telegraph office.
+
+I frankly confess that I never met him without a thrill, even in his
+last years and when the ardor of my youthful hero worship may be said to
+have passed. He was an exotic, our Hoosier Arab, our story-teller of the
+bazaars. When I saw him in his last illness, it was as though I looked
+upon a gray sheik about to fare forth unawed toward unmapped oases.
+
+No lesson of the Civil War was more striking than that taught by the
+swift transitions of our citizen soldiery from civil to military life,
+and back again. This impressed me as a boy, and I used to wonder, as I
+passed my heroes on their peaceful errands in the street, why they had
+put down the sword when there must still be work somewhere for fighting
+men to do. The judge of the federal court at this time was Walter Q.
+Gresham, brevetted brigadier-general, who was destined later to adorn
+the cabinets of presidents of two political parties. He was cordial and
+magnetic; his were the handsomest and friendliest of brown eyes, and a
+noble gravity spoke in them. Among the lawyers who practiced before him
+were Benjamin Harrison and Thomas A. Hendricks, who became respectively
+President and Vice-President.
+
+Those Hoosiers who admired Gresham ardently were often less devotedly
+attached to Harrison, who lacked Gresham's warmth and charm. General
+Harrison was akin to the Covenanters who bore both Bible and sword into
+battle. His eminence in the law was due to his deep learning in its
+history and philosophy. Short of stature, and without grace of
+person,--with a voice pitched rather high,--he was a remarkably
+interesting and persuasive speaker. If I may so put it, his political
+speeches were addressed as to a trial judge rather than to a jury, his
+appeal being to reason and not to passion or prejudice. He could, in
+rapid flights of campaigning, speak to many audiences in a day without
+repeating himself. He was measured and urbane; his discourses abounded
+in apt illustration; he was never dull. He never stooped to pietistic
+clap-trap, or chanted the jaunty chauvinism that has so often caused the
+Hoosier stars to blink.
+
+Among the Democratic leaders of that period, Hendricks was one of the
+ablest, and a man of many attractive qualities. His dignity was always
+impressive, and his appearance suggested the statesman of an earlier
+time. It is one of immortality's harsh ironies that a man who was a
+gentleman, and who stood moreover pretty squarely for the policies that
+it pleased him to defend, should be published to the world in a bronze
+effigy in his own city as a bandy-legged and tottering tramp, in a frock
+coat that never was on sea or land.
+
+Joseph E. McDonald, a Senator in Congress, was held in affectionate
+regard by a wide constituency. He was an independent and vigorous
+character who never lost a certain raciness and tang. On my first timid
+venture into the fabled East I rode with him in a day-coach from
+Washington to New York on a slow train. At some point he saw a peddler
+of fried oysters on a station platform, alighted to make a purchase, and
+ate his luncheon quite democratically from the paper parcel in his car
+seat. He convoyed me across the ferry, asked where I expected to stop,
+and explained that he did not like the European plan; he liked, he said,
+to have 'full swing at a bill of fare.'
+
+I used often to look upon the towering form of Daniel W. Voorhees, whom
+Sulgrove, an Indiana journalist with a gift for translating Macaulay
+into Hoosierese, had named 'The Tall Sycamore of the Wabash.' In a
+crowded hotel lobby I can still see him, cloaked and silk-hatted, the
+centre of the throng, and my strict upbringing in the antagonistic
+political faith did not diminish my admiration for his eloquence.
+
+Such were some of the characters who came and went in the streets of our
+provincial capital in those days.
+
+
+III
+
+In discussions under captions similar to mine it is often maintained
+that railways, telegraphs, telephones, and newspapers are knitting us
+together, so that soon we shall all be keyed to a metropolitan pitch.
+The proof adduced in support of this is of the most trivial, but it
+strikes me as wholly undesirable that we should all be ironed out and
+conventionalized. In the matter of dress, for example, the women of our
+town used to take their fashions from _Godey's_ and _Peterson's via_
+Cincinnati; but now that we are only eighteen hours from New York, with
+a well-traveled path from the Wabash to Paris, my counselors among the
+elders declare that the tone of our society--if I may use so perilous a
+word--has changed little from our good old black alpaca days. The hobble
+skirt receives prompt consideration in the 'Main' street of any town,
+and is viewed with frank curiosity, but it is only a one day's wonder. A
+lively runaway or the barbaric yawp of a new street fakir may dethrone
+it at any time.
+
+New York and Boston tailors solicit custom among us biennially, but
+nothing is so stubborn as our provincial distrust of fine raiment. I
+looked with awe, in my boyhood, upon a pair of mammoth blue-jeans
+trousers that were flung high from a flagstaff in the centre of
+Indianapolis, in derision of a Democratic candidate for governor, James
+D. Williams, who was addicted to the wearing of jeans. The Democrats
+sagaciously accepted the challenge, made 'honest blue jeans' the
+battle-cry, and defeated Benjamin Harrison, the 'kid-glove' candidate of
+the Republicans. Harmless demagoguery this or bad judgment on the part
+of the Republicans; and yet I dare say that if the sartorial issue
+should again become acute in our politics the banner of bifurcated jeans
+would triumph now as then. A Hoosier statesman who to-day occupies high
+office once explained to me his refusal of sugar for his coffee by
+remarking that he didn't like to waste sugar that way; he wanted to keep
+it for his lettuce. I do not urge sugared lettuce as symbolizing our
+higher provincialism, but mayonnaise may be poison to men who are
+nevertheless competent to construe and administer law.
+
+It is much more significant that we are all thinking about the same
+things at the same time, than that Farnam Street, Omaha, and Fifth
+Avenue, New York, should vibrate to the same shade of necktie. The
+distribution of periodicals is so managed that California and Maine cut
+the leaves of their magazines on the same day. Rural free delivery has
+hitched the farmer's wagon to the telegraph office, and you can't buy
+his wife's butter now until he has scanned the produce market in his
+newspaper. This immediacy of contact does not alter the provincial point
+of view. New York and Texas, Oregon and Florida, will continue to see
+things at different angles, and it is for the good of all of us that
+this is so. We have no national political, social, or intellectual
+centre. There is no 'season' in New York, as in London, during which all
+persons distinguished in any of these particulars meet on common ground.
+Washington is our nearest approach to such a meeting-place, but it
+offers only short vistas. We of the country visit Boston for the
+symphony, or New York for the opera, or Washington to view the
+government machine at work, but nowhere do interesting people
+representative of all our ninety millions ever assemble under one roof.
+All our capitals are, as Lowell put it, 'fractional,' and we shall
+hardly have a centre while our country is so nearly a continent.
+
+Nothing in our political system could be wiser than our dispersion into
+provinces. Sweep from the map the lines that divide the states and we
+should huddle like sheep suddenly deprived of the protection of known
+walls and flung upon the open prairie. State lines and local pride are
+in themselves a pledge of stability. The elasticity of our system makes
+possible a variety of governmental experiments by which the whole
+country profits. We should all rejoice that the parochial mind is so
+open, so eager, so earnest, so tolerant. Even the most buckramed
+conservative on the Eastern coastline, scornful of the political
+follies of our far-lying provinces, must view with some interest the
+dallyings of Oregon with the Referendum, and of Des Moines with the
+Commission System. If Milwaukee wishes to try Socialism, the rest of us
+need not complain. Democracy will cease to be democracy when all its
+problems are solved and everybody votes the same ticket.
+
+States that produce the most cranks are prodigal of the corn that pays
+the dividends on the railroads the cranks despise. Indiana's amiable
+feeling toward New York is not altered by her sister's rejection or
+acceptance of the direct primary, a benevolent device of noblest
+intention, under which, not long ago, in my own commonwealth, my fellow
+citizens expressed their distrust of me with unmistakable emphasis. It
+is no great matter, but in open convention also I have perished by the
+sword. Nothing can thwart the chastening hand of a righteous people.
+
+All passes; humor alone is the touchstone of democracy. I search the
+newspapers daily for tidings of Kansas, and in the ways of Oklahoma I
+find delight. The Emporia _Gazette_ is quite as patriotic as the
+Springfield _Republican_ or the New York _Post_, and to my own taste,
+far less depressing. I subscribed for a year to the Charleston _News and
+Courier_, and was saddened by the tameness of its sentiments; for I
+remember (it must have been in 1884) the shrinking horror with which I
+saw daily in the Indiana Republican organ a quotation from Wade Hampton
+to the effect that 'these are the same principles for which Lee and
+Jackson fought four years on Virginia's soil.' Most of us are
+entertained when Colonel Watterson rises to speak for Kentucky and
+invokes the star-eyed goddess. When we call the roll of the states, if
+Malvolio answer for any, let us suffer him in tolerance and rejoice in
+his yellow stockings. 'God give them wisdom that have it; and those that
+are fools, let them use their talents.'
+
+Every community has its dissenters, protestants, kickers, cranks, the
+more the merrier. I early formed a high resolve to strive for membership
+in this execrated company. George W. Julian,--one of the noblest of
+Hoosiers,--who had been the Free-Soil candidate for Vice-President in
+1852, a delegate to the first Republican convention, five times a member
+of Congress, a supporter of Greeley's candidacy, and a Democrat in the
+consulship of Cleveland, was a familiar figure in our streets. In 1884 I
+was dusting law-books in an office where mugwumpery flourished, and
+where the iniquities of the tariff, Matthew Arnold's theological
+opinions, and the writings of Darwin, Spencer, and Huxley were discussed
+at intervals in the day's business.
+
+
+IV
+
+It is constantly complained that we Americans give too much time to
+politics, but there could be no safer way of utilizing that extra drop
+of vital fluid which Matthew Arnold found in us. Epithets of opprobrium
+pinned to a Nebraskan in 1896 were riveted upon a citizen of New York in
+1910, and who, then, was the gentleman? No doubt many voices will cry in
+the wilderness before we reach the promised land. A people which has
+been fed on the Bible is bound to hear the rumble of Pharaoh's chariots.
+It is in the blood to feel the oppressor's wrong, the proud man's
+contumely. The winter evenings are long on the prairies, and we must
+always be fashioning a crown for Cæsar or rehearsing his funeral rites.
+No great danger can ever seriously menace the nation so long as the
+remotest citizen clings to his faith that he is a part of the
+governmental mechanism and can at any time throw it out of adjustment if
+it doesn't run to suit him. He can go into the court-house and see the
+men he helped to place in office; or if they were chosen in spite of
+him, he pays his taxes just the same and waits for another chance to
+turn the rascals out.
+
+Mr. Bryce wrote: 'This tendency to acquiescence and submission; this
+sense of the insignificance of individual effort, this belief that the
+affairs of men are swayed by large forces whose movement may be studied
+but cannot be turned, I have ventured to call the Fatalism of the
+Multitude.' It is, I should say, one of the most encouraging phenomena
+of the score of years that have elapsed since Mr. Bryce's _American
+Commonwealth_ appeared, that we have grown much less conscious of the
+crushing weight of the mass. It has been with something of a child's
+surprise in his ultimate successful manipulation of a toy whose
+mechanism has baffled him that we have begun to realize that, after all,
+the individual counts. The pressure of the mass will yet be felt, but in
+spite of its persistence there are abundant signs that the individual is
+asserting himself more and more, and even the undeniable acceptance of
+collectivist ideas in many quarters helps to prove it. With all our
+faults and defaults of understanding,--populism, free silver, Coxey's
+army, and the rest of it,--we of the West have not done so badly. Be not
+impatient with the young man Absalom; the mule knows his way to the oak
+tree!
+
+Blaine lost Indiana in 1884; Bryan failed thrice to carry it. The
+campaign of 1910 in Indiana was remarkable for the stubbornness of
+'silent' voters, who listened respectfully to the orators but left the
+managers of both parties in the air as to their intentions. In the
+Indiana Democratic State Convention of 1910 a gentleman was furiously
+hissed for ten minutes amid a scene of wildest tumult; but the cause he
+advocated won, and the ticket nominated in that memorable convention
+succeeded in November. Within fifty years Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois
+have sent to Washington seven presidents, elected for ten terms. Without
+discussing the value of their public services it may be said that it has
+been an important demonstration to our Mid-Western people of the
+closeness of their ties with the nation, that so many men of their own
+soil have been chosen to the seat of the presidents; and it is
+creditable to Maine and California that they have cheerfully acquiesced.
+In Lincoln the provincial American most nobly asserted himself, and any
+discussion of the value of provincial life and character in our politics
+may well begin and end in him. We have seen verily that
+
+ Fishers and choppers and ploughmen
+ Shall constitute a state.
+
+Whitman, addressing Grant on his return from his world's tour, declared
+that it was not that the hero had walked 'with kings with even pace the
+round world's promenade';
+
+ But that in foreign lands, in all thy walks with kings,
+ Those prairie sovereigns of the West, Kansas, Missouri, Illinois,
+ Ohio's, Indiana's millions, comrades, farmers, soldiers, all to the
+ front,
+ Invisibly with thee walking with kings with even pace the round
+ world's promenade,
+ Were all so justified.
+
+What we miss and what we lack who live in the provinces seem to me of
+little weight in the scale against our compensations. We slouch,--we are
+deficient in the graces, we are prone to boast, and we lack in those
+fine reticences that mark the cultivated citizen of the metropolis. We
+like to talk, and we talk our problems out to a finish. Our
+commonwealths rose in the ashes of the hunter's campfires, and we are
+all a great neighborhood, united in a common understanding of what
+democracy is, and animated by ideals of what we want it to be. That
+saving humor which is a philosophy of life flourishes amid the tall
+corn. We are old enough now--we of the West--to have built up in
+ourselves a species of wisdom, founded upon experience, which is a part
+of the continuing unwritten law of democracy. We are less likely these
+days to 'wobble right' than we are to stand fast or march forward like
+an army with banners.
+
+We provincials are immensely curious. Art, music, literature,
+politics--nothing that is of contemporaneous human interest is alien to
+us. If these things don't come to us we go to them. We are more truly
+representative of the American ideal than our metropolitan cousins,
+because (here I lay my head upon the block) we know more about, oh, so
+many things! We know vastly more about the United States, for one thing.
+We know what New York is thinking before New York herself knows it,
+because we visit the metropolis to find out. Sleeping-cars have no
+terrors for us, and a man who has never been west of Philadelphia seems
+to us a singularly benighted being. Those of our Western school-teachers
+who don't see Europe for three hundred dollars every summer get at least
+as far east as Concord, to be photographed by the rude bridge that
+arched the flood.
+
+That fine austerity, which the voluble Westerner finds so smothering on
+the Boston and New York express, is lost utterly at Pittsburg. From
+gentlemen cruising in day-coaches--rude wights who advertise their
+personal sanitation and literacy by the toothbrush and fountain-pen
+planted sturdily in their upper left-hand waistcoat pockets--one may
+learn the most prodigious facts and the philosophy thereof. 'Sit over,
+brother; there's hell to pay in the Balkans,' remarks the gentleman who
+boarded the inter-urban at Peru or Connersville, and who would just as
+lief discuss the papacy or child-labor, if revolutions are not to your
+liking.
+
+In Boston a lady once expressed her surprise that I should be hastening
+home for Thanksgiving Day. This, she thought, was a New England
+festival. More recently I was asked by a Bostonian if I had ever heard
+of Paul Revere. Nothing is more delightful in us, I think, than our
+meekness before instruction. We strive to please; all we ask is 'to be
+shown.'
+
+Our greatest gain is in leisure and the opportunity to ponder and brood.
+In all these thousands of country towns live alert and shrewd students
+of affairs. Where your New Yorker scans headlines as he 'commutes'
+homeward, the villager reaches his own fireside without being shot
+through a tube, and sits down and reads his newspaper thoroughly. When
+he repairs to the drug-store to abuse or praise the powers that be, his
+wife reads the paper, too. A United States Senator from a Middle
+Western State, making a campaign for renomination preliminary to the
+primaries, warned the people in rural communities against the newspaper
+and periodical press with its scandals and heresies. 'Wait quietly by
+your firesides, undisturbed by these false teachings,' he said in
+effect; 'then go to your primaries and vote as you have always voted.'
+His opponent won by thirty thousand,--the amiable answer of the little
+red schoolhouse.
+
+
+V
+
+A few days ago I visited again my native town. On the slope where I
+played as a child I listened in vain for the mourning bugle; but on the
+college campus a bronze tablet commemorative of those sons of Wabash who
+had fought in the mighty war quickened the old impressions. The college
+buildings wear a look of age in the gathering dusk.
+
+ Coldly, sadly descends
+ The autumn evening. The field
+ Strewn with its dank yellow drifts
+ Of withered leaves, and the elms,
+ Fade into dimness apace,
+ Silent; hardly a shout
+ From a few boys late at their play!
+
+Brave airs of cityhood are apparent in the town, with its paved streets,
+fine hall and library; and everywhere are wholesome life, comfort, and
+peace. The train is soon hurrying through gray fields and dark
+woodlands. Farmhouses are disclosed by glowing panes; lanterns flash
+fitfully where farmers are making all fast for the night. The city is
+reached as great factories are discharging their laborers, and I pass
+from the station into a hurrying throng homeward bound. Against the sky
+looms the dome of the capitol; the tall shaft of the soldiers' monument
+rises ahead of me down the long street and vanishes starward. Here where
+forests stood seventy-five years ago, in a state that has not yet
+attained its centenary, is realized much that man has sought through all
+the ages,--order, justice, and mercy, kindliness and good cheer. What we
+lack we seek, and what we strive for we shall gain. And of such is the
+kingdom of democracy.
+
+
+
+
+Our Lady Poverty
+
+By Agnes Repplier
+
+
+I
+
+The last people to read the literature of poverty are the poor, and this
+fact may be cited as one of the ameliorations of their lot. If they were
+assured day after day that they were degraded and enslaved, it would be
+a trifle hard for them to cherish their respectability, and enjoy their
+freedom. If their misery were dinned into their ears, they would
+naturally cease being cheerful. If they were convinced that tears are
+their portion, they would no longer have the temerity to laugh. Indeed
+their mirth is frankly repellent to the dolorous writers of to-day.
+
+ A burst of hollow laughter from a hopeless heart
+
+is permitted as seemly and in character; even the poet of the slums
+grants this outlet for emotion; but the rude sounds which denote
+hilarity disturb the sympathetic soul. One agitated lady describes with
+shrinking horror the merriment of the scrub-women going to their labor.
+All the dignity, all the sacredness of womanhood are defiled by these
+poor old creatures tramping through the chill dawn; and yet, and
+yet,--oh, mockery of nobler aspirations!--'The scrub-women were going to
+work, and they went laughing!'
+
+The dismalness of serious writers, especially if humanity be their
+theme, is steeping us in gloom. The obsession of sorrow seems the most
+reasonable of all obsessions, because facts can be crowded upon facts
+(to the general exclusion of truth) by way of argument and illustration.
+And should facts fail, there are bitter generalizations which shroud us
+like a pall.
+
+ Behind all music we can hear
+ The insistent note of hunger-fear;
+ Beyond all beauty we can see
+ The land's defenseless misery.
+
+Mr. Percy MacKaye in his preface to that treatise on eugenics which he
+has christened _To-Morrow_, and humorously designated as a play, makes
+this inspiriting statement: 'Our world is hideously unhappy, and the
+insufferable sense of that unhappiness is the consecration of modern
+leaders in art. Realism is splendidly their incentive.'
+
+This opens up a cheering vista for the public. If the dramatists of the
+near future are to have no finer consecration than an insufferable sense
+of unhappiness, we must turn for amusement to lectures and organ
+recitals. If novelists and poets are to be hallowed by grief, there will
+be nothing left for light-hearted readers save the study of political
+economy, erstwhile called the dismal science, but now, by comparison,
+gay. No artist yet was ever born of an insufferable sense of
+unhappiness. No leader and helper of men was ever bedewed with tears.
+The world is old, and the world is wide. Of what use are we in its
+tumultuous life, if we do not know its joys, its griefs, its high
+emotions, its call to courage, and the echo of the laughter of the ages?
+
+Perhaps the only literature of poverty (I use the word 'literature' in a
+purely courteous sense) which was ever written for the poor is that
+amazing issue of tracts, _Village Politics_, _Tales for the Common
+People_, and scores of similar productions, which a hundred years ago
+were let loose upon rural England. The moral in all of them is the same,
+and is expressed with engaging simplicity: 'Don't give trouble to people
+better off than yourself.' The fact that many of these tracts had a
+prodigious sale points to their distribution--by the rich--in quarters
+where it was thought that they would do most good. They were probably
+read in the same spirit as that in which a Sunday-school library was
+read by two small and unregenerate boys of my acquaintance, who worked
+through whole shelves at a fixed rate, ten cents for a short book,
+twenty-five cents for a long one,--the money paid by a pious
+grandmother, and a point of honor not to skip.
+
+The smug complacency of Hannah More and her sisterhood was rudely
+disturbed by Ebenezer Elliott, who published his _Corn-Law Rhymer_,
+with its profound pity and its somewhat impotent wrath, in 1831. England
+woke up to the disturbing conviction that men and women were
+starving,--always a disagreeable thing to contemplate,--and the Corn
+Laws were repealed; but the 'Rhymes' were probably as little known to
+the laborer of 1831 as was _Piers Plowman_ to the laborer of 1392.
+Langland--to whom partial critics have for five hundred years ascribed
+this great poem of discontent--was keenly alive to the value of
+husbandry as a theme; and his ploughman came in time to be recognized as
+the people's suffering representative; but the poet, after the fashion
+of poets, wrote for 'lettered clerks,' of which class he was a shining
+example, his praiseworthy purpose in life being to avoid 'common men's
+work.' In the last century, _Les Misérables_ was called the 'Epic of the
+Poor'; but its readers were, for the most part, as comfortably remote
+from poverty as Victor Hugo himself, and as alive to the advantages of
+wealth.
+
+In this age of print, the literature of poverty has swollen to an
+enormous bulk. Statistical books, explicit and contradictory. Hopeful
+books by social workers who see salvation in girls' clubs and refined
+dancing. Hopeless books by other social workers who believe--or, at
+least, who say--that the employed are enslaved by the employer, and that
+women and children are the prey of men. Highly colored books by
+adventurous young journalists who have masqueraded (for copy's sake) as
+mill and factory hands. Gray books by casual observers who are paralyzed
+by the mere sight of a slum. Furious books by rabid socialists who hold
+that the poor will never be uplifted while there is left in the world a
+man rich enough to pay them wages. Imaginative books by poets and
+novelists who deal in realism to the exclusion of reality. All this
+profusion and confusion of matter is thrust upon us month after month,
+while the working-man reads his newspaper, and the working-girl reads _A
+Coronet of Shame_, or _Lost in Fate's Fearful Abyss_.
+
+It was Mr. George Gissing who, in his studies of the poor, first made
+popular the invective style; who hurled at London such epithets as
+'pest-stricken,' 'city of the damned,' 'intimacies of abomination,'
+'utmost limits of dread,'--phrases which have been faithfully copied by
+shuddering defamers of New York and Chicago. Mr. John Burns, for
+example, after a brief visit to the United States, said that Chicago was
+a pocket edition of hell; and subsequently, without, we hope, any
+personal experience to back him, said that hell was a pocket edition of
+Chicago.
+
+Americans have borrowed these flowers of speech from England, and have
+invaded her territory. Was it because he could find no poverty at home
+worthy of his strenuous pen, that Mr. Jack London crossed the sea to
+write up the streets of Whitechapel and Spitalfields, already so
+abundantly exploited by English authors? Was there anything _he_ could
+add to the dark pictures of Mr. Gissing, or to the more convincing
+studies of Mr. Arthur Morrison, who has lit up the gloom with a grim
+humor, not very mirthful, but acutely and unimpeachably human? Mr.
+Gissing's poor have money for nothing but beer (it would be a bold
+writer who denied his starvelings beer); but Mr. Morrison sees his way
+occasionally to bacon, and tea, and tinned beef, and even, at rare
+intervals, to a pompous funeral, provided that the money for mutes can
+be saved from the sick man's diet. He is the legitimate successor of
+Dickens, and Dickens knew his field from experience rather than from
+observation. The lighthouse-keeper sees the storm, but the cabin boy
+feels it.
+
+In the annals of poverty there are few pages more poignant than the one
+which describes the sick child, Charles Dickens, taken home from work by
+a kind-hearted lad, and his shame lest this boy should learn that 'home'
+for him meant the debtors' prison. In vain he tried to get rid of his
+conductor, Bob Fagin by name, protesting that he was well enough to walk
+alone. Bob knew he was not, and stuck to his side. Together they pushed
+along until little Charles was fainting with weakness and fatigue. Then
+in desperation he pretended that he lived in a decent house near
+Southwark bridge, and darted up the steps with a joyous air of being at
+last in haven, only to creep down again when Bob's back was turned, and
+drag his slow steps to the Marshalsea.
+
+Out of this dismal and precocious experience sprang two results,--a
+passionate resolve _not_ to be what circumstances were conspiring to
+make him, and an insight into the uncalculating habits which deepen and
+soften poverty. Dickens--once free of institutions--wrote of the poor,
+even of the London poor, with amazing geniality; but it cannot be denied
+that his infallible recipe for brightening up the scene is the timely
+introduction of a pot of porter, or a pitcher of steaming flip. If we
+try to think of him writing in a prohibition state, we shall realize
+that he owed as much to beer and punch as ever Horace did to wine.
+Imagination fails to grasp either of them in the rôle of a
+water-drinker. The poor of Dickens are a sturdy lot, but they are jovial
+only in their cups. His wholesome hatred of institutions would have been
+intensified could he have lived to hear the Camberwell Board of
+Guardians decide--at the instigation, alas! of a woman member--that the
+single mug of beer which for years had solaced the inmates of Camberwell
+Workhouse on Christmas Day, should hereafter be abolished as an immoral
+indulgence. The generous ghost of Dickens must have groaned in Heaven
+over that melancholy and mean reform.
+
+
+II
+
+'To achieve what man may, to bear what man must,'--since the struggle
+for life began, this has been the purpose and the pride of humanity. We
+Americans were trained from childhood to believe that while, in the
+final issue, each of us must answer for himself, the country--our
+country--gave to all scope for effort, and chance of victory.
+
+This was not mere Fourth of July oratory, nor the fervent utterances of
+presidential campaigns. It was a serious and a sober faith, based upon
+some knowledge of the Constitution, some inheritance of experience, some
+element of democracy which flavored our early lives. The mere sense of
+space carried with it a profound and eager hopefulness. Those of us
+whose fathers or whose grandfathers had crossed the sea to escape from
+more cramping conditions, felt this atmosphere of independence keenly
+and consciously. Those of us whose fathers or whose grandfathers brought
+up their families in an alien land with decent industry and thrift, were
+aware, even in childhood, that the Republic had fostered our growth.
+Therefore am I pardonably bewildered when I hear American workmen called
+'slaves' and 'prisoners of starvation,' and American employers called
+'base oppressors,' and 'despots on their thrones.' This fantastic
+nomenclature seems immeasurably removed from the temperate language in
+which were formulated the temperate convictions of my youth.
+
+The assumption that the American laborer to-day stands where the French
+laborer stood before the Revolution, where the English laborer stood
+before the passing of the first Reform Bill and the repeal of the Corn
+Laws, shows a lack of historical perspective. The assumption that all
+strikes represent an agonized protest against tyranny, an agonized
+appeal from injustice, is a perversion of truth. The assumption that
+child-labor in the United States is the blot upon civilization that it
+was in England seventy years ago, denies the duty of comparison. If the
+people who write verses about 'Labor Crucified' would make a table of
+the wages paid to skilled and unskilled workmen, from the Chicago
+carpenter to the Philadelphia street-cleaner, they might sing in a more
+cheerful strain. If the people who to-day echo the bitterest lines of
+Mrs. Browning's 'Cry of the Children' would ascertain and bear in mind
+the proportion of little boys and girls who are going to school in the
+United States, how many years they average, and how much the country
+pays for their education, they might spare us some violent invectives.
+Even Mr. Robert Hunter permits himself the use of the word 'cannibalism'
+when speaking of child-workers, and this in the face of legislation
+which every year extends its area, and grows more stringently
+protective.
+
+There is a great deal of loose writing on this important theme, and it
+stands in the way of amendment. It is assumed that parents are seldom or
+never to blame for sending their children to work. The mill-owner
+snatches them from their mothers' arms. It is assumed that the child who
+works would--if there were no employment for him--be at school, or at
+play, happy, healthy, and well-nourished. No one even alludes to the
+cruel poverty of the South, which, for generations before the cotton
+mills were built, stunted the growth and sapped the strength of Southern
+children. They lived, we are told, a 'wholesome rural life,' and the
+greed of the capitalist is alone responsible for the blighting of their
+pastoral paradise.
+
+There is no need to write like this. The question at issue is a grave
+and simple one. It makes its appeal to the conscience and the sense of
+the nation, and every year sees some measure of reform. If a baby girl
+in an American city, a child of three or five, is forced to toil all
+day, winding artificial daisy stems at a penny a hundred, let the name
+of her employer and the place of her employment be made public. The
+Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children can deal peremptorily
+with such a case. It is not even the privilege of parents to work a
+little child so relentlessly. If the pathetic story is not supported by
+facts, or is not in accord with facts, it is neither wise nor well to
+publish it. Why should a sober periodical, like the _Child-Labor
+Bulletin_, devoted to a good cause, print a poem called 'A Song of the
+Factory,' in which happy children are portrayed as sporting in beautiful
+meadows,
+
+ Idling among the feathery blooms,
+
+until a sort of ogre comes along, builds a factory, drives the poor
+innocents into it, and compels them to
+
+ Crouch all day by the spindles, wizened, and wan, and old,
+
+earning 'his bread.' Apparently--and this is the gist of the
+matter--they have no need to earn bread for themselves. The accompanying
+illustrations show us on one page a prettily dressed little girl sitting
+daisy-crowned in the fields, and, on the other page, a ragged and
+tattered little girl with a shawl over her head going to the work which
+has but too plainly impoverished her. Hansel and Gretel are not more
+distinctly within the boundaries of fairyland than are these entrapped
+children. The witch is not more distinctly a child-eating hobgoblin than
+is the capitalist of such fervid song.
+
+The sickly and unreasoning tone which pervades the literature of poverty
+is demoralizing. There is nothing helpful in the assumption that effort
+is vain, resistance hopeless, and the world monstrously cruel. The
+dominating element of such prose and verse is a bleak despair, unmanly,
+unwomanly, inhuman. Out of the abundance of material before me, I quote
+a single poem, published in the New York _Call_, reprinted in the
+_Survey_, and christened mockingly,--
+
+ THE STRAIGHT ROAD
+
+ They got y', kid, they got y', just like I said they would;
+ You tried to walk the narrow path,
+ You tried, and got an awful laugh;
+ And laughs are all y' did get, kid, they got y' good!
+
+ They never saw the little kid,--the kid I used to know,
+ The little bare-legged girl back home,
+ The little girl that played alone,
+ They don't know half the things I know, kid; ain't it so?
+
+ They got y', kid, they got y',--you know they got y' right;
+ They waited till they saw y' limp,
+ Then introduced y' to the pimp,
+ Ah, you were down then, kid, and couldn't fight.
+
+ I guess you know what some don't know, and others know damn well,
+ That sweatshops don't grow angel's wings,
+ That working girls is easy things,
+ And poverty's the straightest road to hell.
+
+And this is what our Lady Poverty, bride of Saint Francis, friend of all
+holiness, counsel of all perfection, has come to mean in these years of
+grace! She who was once the surest guide to Heaven now leads her chosen
+ones to Hell. She who was once beloved by the devout and honored by the
+just, is now a scandal and a shame, the friend of harlotry, the
+instigator of crime. Even a true poet like Francis Thompson laments that
+the poverty exalted by Christ should have been cast down from her high
+caste.
+
+ All men did admire
+ Her modest looks, her ragged, sweet attire
+ In which the ribboned shoe could not compete
+ With her clear simple feet.
+ But Satan, envying Thee thy one ewe-lamb,
+ With Wealth, World's Beauty and Felicity
+ Was not content, till last unthought-of she
+ Was his to damn.
+ Thine ingrate, ignorant lamb
+ He won from Thee; kissed, spurned, and made of her
+ This thing which qualms the air,
+ Vile, terrible, old,
+ Whereat the red blood of the Day runs cold.
+
+These are the words of one to whom the London gutters were for years a
+home, and whose strengthless manhood lay inert under a burden of pain he
+had no courage to lift. Yet never was sufferer more shone upon by
+kindness than was Francis Thompson; never was man better fitted to
+testify to the goodness of a bad world. And he did bear such brave
+testimony again and yet again, so that the bulk of his verse is alien to
+pessimism,--'every stanza an act of faith, and a declaration of good
+will.'
+
+The demoralizing quality of such stuff as 'The Straight Road,' which is
+forced upon us with increasing pertinacity, is its denial of kindness,
+its evading of obligation. Temptation is not only the occasion, but the
+justifier of sin,--a point of view which plays havoc with our common
+standard of morality. When a vicious young millionaire like Harry Thaw
+runs amuck through his crude and evil environment, we sigh and say, 'His
+money ruined him.' When a poor young woman abandons her weary
+frugalities for the questionable pleasures of prostitution, we sigh and
+say, 'Her poverty drove her to it.' Where then does goodness dwell? What
+part does honor play? The Sieur de Joinville, in his memoirs of Saint
+Louis, tells us that a certain man, sore beset by the pressure of
+temptation, sought counsel from the Bishop of Paris, 'whose Christian
+name was William.' And this wise William of Paris said to him: 'The
+castle of Montl'héry stands in the safe heart of France, and no invading
+hosts assail it. But the castle of La Rochelle in Poitou stands on the
+line of battle. Day and night it must be guarded from assault, and it
+has suffered grievously. Which gentleman, think you, the King holds high
+in favor, the governor of Montl'héry, or the governor of La Rochelle?
+The post of danger is the post of glory, and he who is sorely wounded in
+the combat is honored by God and man.'
+
+
+III
+
+There are those whose ardor for humanity finds a congenial vent in the
+denouncement of all they see about them,--all the institutions of their
+country, all the laborious processes of civilization. Sociologists of
+this type speak and write of an ordinary American city in terms which
+Dante might have envied. Nobody, it would seem, is ever cured in its
+hospitals; they only lie on 'cots of pain.' Nobody is ever reformed in
+its reformatories. Nobody is reared to decency in its asylums. Nobody
+is--apparently--educated in its schools. Its industries are ravenous
+beasts, sucking the blood of workers; its poor are 'shackled slaves';
+its humble homes are 'dens.' I have heard a philanthropic lecturer talk
+to the poor upon the housing of the poor. She threw on a screen enlarged
+photographs of narrow streets and tenement rooms which looked to me
+unspeakably dreary, but which the working-women around me gazed at in
+mild perplexity, seeing nothing amiss, and wondering that their
+residences should be held up to this unseemly scorn. They did not do as
+did the angry Italians of a New Jersey town,--smash the invidious
+pictures which shamed their homes; they sat in stolid silence and
+discomfiture, dimly conscious of an unresented insult.
+
+It is hard to grasp a point of view immeasurably remote from our own;
+but what can we understand of other lives unless we do this difficult
+thing? Old women in the out-wards of an almshouse (of all earthly abodes
+the saddest) have boasted to me that their floors were scrubbed every
+other day, and their sheets changed once a week; and this braggart humor
+stunned my senses until I called to mind the floor and the bed of one of
+them (an extraordinarily dirty old woman) whom I had known in other
+years. Last winter the workers in a settlement house were called upon at
+midnight to succor a woman who had been kicked and beaten into
+unconsciousness by a drunken husband. The poor creature was all one
+bleeding bruise. When she was revived, her dim eyes traveled over the
+horrified faces about her. 'It's pretty bad,' she gasped, 'it's mighty
+bad'; and then, with another look at the group of protecting, pitying
+spinsters, 'but it must be something fierce to be an old maid.'
+
+The city is a good friend to the poor. It gives them day nurseries for
+their babies, kindergartens for their little children, schools for their
+boys and girls, playgrounds, swimming-pools, recreation piers,
+reading-rooms, libraries, churches, clubs, hospitals, cheap amusements,
+open-air concerts, employment agencies, the companionship of their kind,
+and the chance of a friend at need. In return, the poor love the city,
+and cling to it with reasonable but somewhat stifling affection. They
+know that the hardest thing in life is to be isolated,--'unrelated,' to
+use Carlyle's apt word; and they escape this fate by eschewing the
+much-lauded fields and farms. They know also that in the country they
+must stand or fall by their own unaided efforts, they must learn the
+hard lesson of self-reliance. Many of them propose to live, as did the
+astute author of _Piers Plowman_, 'in the town, and on the town as
+well.' Moreover, pleasure means as much to them as it does to the rest
+of us. We hardly needed Mr. Chesterton to tell us that a visit to a
+corner saloon may be just as exciting an event to a tenement-house
+dweller, as a dinner at a gold-and-marble hotel is to the average
+middle-class citizen; and that the tenement-house dweller may be just as
+moderate in his potations:--
+
+ Merrily taking twopenny rum, and cheese with a pocket knife.
+
+Poverty, we are assured, is an 'error,' like ill-health and crime. It is
+an anachronism in civilization, a stain upon a wisely governed land. But
+into our country which, after a human fashion, is both wise and foolish,
+pours the poverty of Europe. Hundreds of thousands of immigrants with
+but a few dollars between them and want; with scant equipment, physical
+or mental, for the struggle of life; with an inheritance of feebleness
+from ill-nourished generations before them,--this is the problem which
+the United States faces courageously, and solves as best she can. What
+she cannot do is miraculously to convert poverty into plenty,--certainly
+not before the next year doubles, and the third year trebles the
+miracle-seeking multitude. She cannot properly house or profitably
+employ a million of immigrants before the next million is clamoring at
+her doors. Nor is she even given a fair chance to accomplish her giant
+task. The demagogues who are employed in the congenial sport of railroad
+baiting, and who are enjoying beyond measure the fun of chivying
+business interests into dusty corners, are the ones to lift up their
+voices in shrill appeal for the army of the unemployed. They refuse to
+connect one phenomenon with the other. The notion that crippling
+industries will benefit the industrious is not so new as it seems. Æsop
+must have had a clear insight into its workings when he wrote the fable
+of the goose that laid the golden egg.
+
+The City of New York expends, according to a recent report of the
+Hospital Investigating Committee, more than a million of dollars a year
+for the care of sick, defective, and otherwise helpless aliens. It
+expended in 1913 nearly four hundred thousand dollars for the care of
+aliens who had been in this country less than five years. This is the
+record of our greatest city, the one in which the astute immigrant takes
+up his abode. The education she gives her little foreign-born children
+comprises for the most part manual and vocational training, clinics for
+the defective, schools for the incorrigible, free or cost-price lunches,
+doctoring, dentistry, the care of trained nurses, and a score of similar
+attentions unknown to an earlier generation, undreamed of in the
+countries whence these children come. In return for such fostering care,
+New York is held up to execration because she has the money to pay the
+taxes which are expended in this fashion, because she lays the golden
+egg which benefits the poor of twenty nations. Her unemployed
+(reinforced hugely from less favored communities) riot in her streets
+and churches, and agitators curse her for a thing of evil, a city of
+palaces and slums, corroded with the
+
+ Shame of lives that lie
+ Couched in ease, while down the streets
+ Pain and want go by.
+
+The only people who take short views of life are the poor, the poor
+whose daily wage is spent on their daily needs. Clerks and bookkeepers
+and small tradesmen (toilers upon whose struggle for decency and
+independence nobody ever wastes a word of sympathy) may fret over the
+uncertainty of their future, the narrow margin which lies between them
+and want. But the workman and his family have a courage of their own,
+the courage of the soldier who does not spend the night before battle
+calculating his chances of a gun-shot wound, or of a legless future. It
+is exasperating to hear a teamster's wife cheerfully announce the coming
+of her tenth baby; but the calmness with which she faces the situation
+has in it something human and elemental. It is exasperating to see the
+teamster risk illness and loss of work (he might at least pull off his
+wet clothes when he gets home); but he tells you he has not gone to his
+grave with a cold _yet_, and this careless confidence saves him as much
+as it costs. I read recently an economist's sorrowful complaint that
+families, in need of the necessities of life, go to moving-picture
+shows; that women, with their husbands' scanty earnings in their hands,
+take their children to these blithesome entertainments instead of buying
+the Sunday dinner. It sounds like the citizens who buy motor cars
+instead of paying off the mortgages on their homes, and it is an error
+of judgment which the working man is little likely to condone; but that
+the pleasure-seeking impulse--which social workers assign exclusively to
+the spirit of youth--should mutiny in a matron's bones suggests
+survivals of cheerfulness, high lights amid the gloom.
+
+The deprecation of earthly anxiety taught by the Gospels, the precedence
+given to the poor by the New Testament, the value placed upon voluntary
+poverty by the Christian Church,--these things have for nineteen hundred
+years helped in the moulding of men. There still remain some leaven of
+courage, some savor of philosophy, some echoes of ancient wisdom (heard
+oftenest from uneducated men), some laughter loud and careless as the
+laughter of the Middle Ages, some slow sense of justice, not easy to
+pervert. These qualities are perhaps as helpful as the 'divine
+discontent' fostered by enthusiasts for sorrow, the cowardice bred by
+insistence upon trouble and anxiety, the rancor engendered by invectives
+against earth and heaven. No lot is bettered by having its hardships
+emphasized. No man is helped by the drowning of his courage, the
+destruction of his good-will, the paralyzing grip of
+
+ Envy with squinting eyes,
+ Sick of a strange disease, his neighbor's health.
+
+
+
+
+Entertaining the Candidate
+
+By Katharine Baker
+
+
+Bag in hand, brother stops in for fifteen minutes, from campaigning, to
+get some clean shirts. He says the candidate will be in town day after
+to-morrow. Do we want him to come here, or shall he go to a hotel?
+
+We want him, of course. But we deprecate the brevity of this notice.
+Also the cook and chambermaid are new, and remarkably inexpert. Brother,
+however, declines to feel any concern. His confidence in our power to
+cope with emergencies is flattering if exasperating.
+
+There is nothing in the markets at this time of year. Guests have a
+malignant facility in choosing such times. We scour the country for
+forty miles in search of green vegetables. We confide in the fishmonger,
+who grieves sympathetically over the 'phone, because all crabs are now
+cold-storage, and he'd be deceiving us if he said otherwise.
+
+Still we are determined to have luncheon prepared in the house. Last
+time the august judge dined with us we summoned a caterer from a hundred
+miles away, and though the caterer's food was good, it was late. We
+love promptness, and we are going to have it. Ladies knew all about
+efficiency long before Mr. Frederick Taylor. Only they couldn't teach it
+to servants, and he would find he couldn't either. But every mistress of
+a house knows how to make short cuts, and is expert at 'record
+production' in emergencies.
+
+The casual brother says there will be one or two dozen people at
+luncheon. He will telephone us fifteen minutes before they arrive. Yes,
+really, that's the best he can do.
+
+So we prepare for one or two dozen people, and they must sit down to
+luncheon because men hate a buffet meal. We struggle with the problem,
+how many chickens are required for twelve or twenty-four people? The
+answer, however, is really obvious. Enough for twenty-four will be
+enough for twelve.
+
+Day after to-morrow arrives. The gardener comes in to lay hearth-fires
+and carry tables. We get out china and silver. We make salad and rolls,
+fruit-cup and cake. We guide the cook's faltering steps over the
+critical moments of soup and chicken. We do the oysters in our own
+particular way, which we fancy inimitable. We arrange bushels of flowers
+in bowls, vases, and baskets, and set them on mantels, tables,
+book-cases, everywhere that a flower can find a footing. The chauffeur
+comes in proudly with the flower-holder from the limousine, and we fill
+it in honor of the distinguished guest.
+
+Then we go outside to see that the approach to the house is
+satisfactory. The bland old gardener points to the ivy-covered wall, and
+says with innocent joy, '---- it, ain't that ivory the prettiest thing
+you ever saw in your life?' And we can't deny that the lawn looks well,
+with ivy, and cosmos, and innumerable chrysanthemums.
+
+The cook and chambermaid will have to help wait on the table. The
+chambermaid, who is what the butler contemptuously calls 'an educated
+nigger,' and so knows nothing useful, announces that she has no white
+uniform. All she has is a cold in her head. We give her a blouse and
+skirt, wondering why Providence doesn't eliminate the unfit.
+
+We run upstairs to put on our costliest shoes and stockings, and our
+most perishable gown. The leisurely brother gets us on the wire to say
+that there will be twenty guests in ten minutes.
+
+Descending, we reset the tables to seat twenty guests, light the
+wood-fires, toss together twenty mint-juleps, and a few over for luck,
+repeat our clear instructions to the goggling chambermaid, desperately
+implore the butler to see that she keeps on the job, drop a last touch
+of flavoring in the soup, and are sitting by the fire with an air of
+childish gayety and carelessness when the train of motor-cars draws up
+to the door.
+
+Here is the judge, courteous and authoritative. Here is his assiduous
+suite. The room fills with faces well known in every country that an
+illustrated newspaper can penetrate. From the Golden Gate and the Rio
+Grande, from New York and Alabama, these men have come together, intent
+on wresting to themselves the control of the Western Hemisphere. Now
+they are a sort of highly respectable guerillas. To-morrow, very likely,
+they will be awe-inspiring magnates.
+
+Theoretically we are impressed. Actually they have mannerisms, and some
+of them wear spectacles. We reflect that the triumvirs very likely had
+mannerisms, too, and Antony himself might have been glad to own
+spectacles. We try to feel reverence for the high calling of these men.
+We hope they'll like our luncheon.
+
+The butler brings in the juleps and we maintain a detached look, as
+though those juleps were just a happy thought of the butler himself, and
+we were as much surprised as anybody. The judge won't have one, but most
+everybody else will. The newspaper men look love and gratitude at the
+butler.
+
+That earnest youth is the judge's secretary. The huge, iron-gray man
+expects to be a governor after November fifth, if dreams come true. The
+amiable old gentleman who never leaves the judge's side, has come two
+thousand miles out of pure political enthusiasm, to protect the
+candidate from assassins. He can do it, too, we conclude, when we look
+past his smiling mouth into his steely eyes.
+
+Here is the campaign manager, business man and man-of-the-world.
+
+This pretty little newspaper-woman from Utah implores us to get an
+utterance on suffrage from the judge. Just a word. It will save him
+thousands of votes. Well, she's a dear little thing, but we can't take
+advantage of our guest.
+
+Luncheon is announced. Brother, slightly apologetic, murmurs that there
+are twenty-three. Entirely unforeseen. He babbles incoherently.
+
+But it's all right. We women won't come to the table. Voting and eating
+and things like that are better left to the men anyway. Why should women
+want to do either, when they have fathers and brothers to do it for
+them? We can sit in the gallery and watch. It's very nice for us. And
+exclusive. Nothing promiscuous. Yes, go on. We'll wait.
+
+Whoever is listening to our conversation professes heartbreak at our
+decision, and edges toward the rapidly filling dining-room.
+
+We sit down to play lady of leisure, in various affected attitudes. We
+are not going near the kitchen again. The luncheon is simple. Everything
+is perfectly arranged. The servants can do it all. It's mere machine
+work.
+
+From afar we observe the soup vanishing. Then one by one we
+stammer,--'The mayonnaise--'--'I wonder if the rolls are hot--'--'Cook's
+coffee is impossible,'--fade silently up the front stair, and scurry
+down the kitchen-way.
+
+We cover the perishable gown with a huge white apron, we send up a
+fervent prayer for the costly shoes, and go where we are needed most.
+
+We save the day for good coffee. With the precision of a juggler we
+rescue plates from the chambermaid, who is overcome by this introduction
+to the great world and dawdles contemplatively through the pantry door.
+Charmed with our proficiency, she stands by our side, and watches us
+clear a shelf of china in the twinkling of an eye. If she could find a
+stool, she would sit at our feet, making motion studies. But she
+couldn't find it if it were already there. She couldn't find anything.
+We order her back to the dining-room, where she takes up a strategic
+position by the window, from which she can idly survey the mob outside,
+and the hungry men within.
+
+The last coffee-cup has passed through the doorway. Cigars and matches
+are circulating in the butler's capable hands. No more need for us.
+
+We shed the enveloping aprons, disappear from the kitchen, and
+materialize again, elegantly useless, in the drawing-room. Nobody can
+say that luncheon wasn't hot and promptly served.
+
+Chairs begin to clatter. They are rising from the table. A brass band
+outside bursts into being.
+
+Brother had foretold that band to us, and we had expressed vivid
+doubts. He said it would cost eighty dollars. Now eighty dollars in
+itself is a respectable sum, a sum capable even of exerting some mild
+fascination, but eighty dollars viewed in relation to a band becomes
+merely ludicrous.
+
+We said an eighty-dollar band was a thing innately impossible, like
+free-trade, or a dachshund. Brother attested that the next best grade of
+band would demand eight hundred. We justly caviled at eight hundred. We
+inquired, Why any band? Brother claimed that it would make a cheerful
+noise, and we yielded.
+
+So at this moment the band begins to make a noise. We perceive at once
+that the price was accurately gauged. It is unquestionably an
+eighty-dollar band. We begin to believe in dachshunds.
+
+To these supposedly cheerful strains the gentlemen stream into the
+drawing-room. They beam repletely. They tell us what a fine luncheon it
+was. They are eloquent about it. All the conditions of their
+entertainment were ideal, they would have us believe. They imply that we
+are mighty lucky, in that our men can provide us with such a luxurious
+existence. They smile with majestic benignity at these fair, but
+frivolous pensioners on masculine bounty. American women are petted,
+helpless dolls, anyway. Foreigners have said so. They clasp our useless
+hands in fervent farewells. They proceed in state to the waiting cars.
+They hope we will follow them to the meeting. Oh, yes, we will come,
+though incapable of apprehending the high problems of government.
+
+Led by the honest band, surrounded by flags, followed by cheers, they
+disappear in magnificent procession. Now we may straggle to the
+dining-room and eat cold though matchless oysters, tepid chicken, and in
+general whatever there is any left of.
+
+The chambermaid has broken a lovely old Minton plate. We are glad we
+didn't use the coffee-cups that were made in France for Dolly Madison.
+She would have enjoyed wrecking those.
+
+We hurry, because we don't want to miss the meeting altogether. We think
+enviously of the men. In our secret souls, we'd like to campaign. We
+love to talk better than anything else in the world, and we could make
+nice speeches, too. But we must do the oysters and the odd jobs, and
+keep the hearth-fires going, like responsible vestal virgins. It's
+woman's sphere. Man gave it to her because he didn't want it himself.
+
+
+
+
+The Street
+
+By Simeon Strunsky
+
+
+It is two short blocks from my office near Park Row to the Subway
+station where I take the express for Belshazzar Court. Eight months in
+the year it is my endeavor to traverse this distance as quickly as I
+can. This is done by cutting diagonally across the street traffic. By
+virtue of the law governing right-angled triangles I thus save as much
+as fifty feet and one fifth of a minute of time. In the course of a year
+this saving amounts to sixty minutes, which may be profitably spent over
+a two-reel presentation of 'The Moonshiner's Bride,' supplemented by an
+intimate picture of Lumbering in Saskatchewan. But with the coming of
+warm weather my habits change. It grows more difficult to plunge into
+the murk of the Subway.
+
+A foretaste of the languor of June is in the air. The turnstile
+storm-doors in our office building, which have been put aside for brief
+periods during the first deceptive approaches of spring, only to come
+back triumphant from Elba, have been definitively removed. The
+steel-workers pace their girders twenty floors high almost in
+mid-season form, and their pneumatic hammers scold and chatter through
+the sultry hours. The soda-fountains are bright with new compounds whose
+names ingeniously reflect the world's progress from day to day in
+politics, science, and the arts. From my window I can see the long black
+steamships pushing down to the sea, and they raise vague speculations in
+my mind about the cost of living in the vicinity of Sorrento and
+Fontainebleau. On such a day I am reminded of my physician's orders,
+issued last December, to walk a mile every afternoon on leaving my
+office. So I stroll up Broadway with the intention of taking my train
+farther up-town, at Fourteenth Street.
+
+The doctor did not say stroll. He said a brisk walk with head erect,
+chest thrown out, diaphragm well contracted, and a general aspect of
+money in the bank. But here enters human perversity. The only place
+where I am in the mood to walk after the prescribed military fashion is
+in the open country. Just where by all accounts I ought to be sauntering
+without heed to time, studying the lovely texts which Nature has set
+down in the modest type-forms selected from her inexhaustible fonts,--in
+the minion of ripening berries, in the nonpareil of crawling insect
+life, the agate of tendril and filament, and the 12-point diamond of the
+dust,--there I stride along and see little.
+
+And in the city, where I should swing along briskly, I lounge. What is
+there on Broadway to linger over? On Broadway, Nature has used her
+biggest, fattest type-forms. Tall, flat, building fronts, brazen with
+many windows and ribbed with commercial gilt lettering six feet high;
+shrieking proclamations of auction sales written in letters of fire on
+vast canvasses; railway posters in scarlet and blue and green; rotatory
+barber-poles striving at the national colors and producing vertigo;
+banners, escutcheons, crests, in all the primary colors--surely none of
+these things needs poring over. And I know them with my eyes closed. I
+know the windows where lithe youths in gymnasium dress demonstrate the
+virtue of home exercises; the windows where other young men do nothing
+but put on and take off patent reversible near-linen collars; where
+young women deftly roll cigarettes; where other young women whittle at
+sticks with miraculously stropped razors. I know these things by heart,
+yet I linger over them in flagrantly unhygienic attitudes, my shoulders
+bent forward and my chest and diaphragm in a position precisely the
+reverse of that prescribed by the doctor.
+
+Perhaps the thing that makes me linger before these familiar sights is
+the odd circumstance that in Broadway's shop-windows Nature is almost
+never herself, but is either supernatural or artificial. Nature, for
+instance, never intended that razors should cut wood and remain sharp;
+that linen collars should keep on getting cleaner the longer they are
+worn; that glass should not break; that ink should not stain; that
+gauze should not tear; that an object worth five dollars should sell for
+$1.39; but all these things happen in Broadway windows. Williams, whom I
+meet now and then, who sometimes turns and walks up with me to
+Fourteenth Street, pointed out to me the other day how strange a thing
+it was that the one street which has become a synonym for 'real life' to
+all good suburban Americans is not real at all, but is crowded either
+with miracles or with imitations.
+
+The windows on Broadway glow with wax fruits and with flowers of muslin
+and taffeta drawn by bounteous Nature from her storehouses in Parisian
+garret workshops. Broadway's ostrich feathers have been plucked in East
+Side tenements. The huge cigars in the tobacconist's windows are of
+wood. The enormous bottles of champagne in the saloons are of cardboard,
+and empty. The tall scaffoldings of proprietary medicine bottles in the
+drug shops are of paper. 'Why,' said Williams, 'even the jewelry sold in
+the Japanese auction stores is not genuine, and the sellers are not
+Japanese.'
+
+This bustling mart of commerce, as the generation after the Civil War
+used to say, is only a world of illusion. Artificial flowers, artificial
+fruits, artificial limbs, tobacco, rubber, silks, woolens, straws, gold,
+silver. The young men and women who manipulate razors and elastic cords
+are real, but not always. Williams and I once stood for a long while
+and gazed at a young woman posing in a drug-shop window, and argued
+whether she was alive. Ultimately she winked and Williams gloated over
+me. But how do I know her wink was real? At any rate the great mass of
+human life in the windows is artificial. The ladies who smile out of
+charming morning costumes are obviously of lining and plaster. Their
+smug Herculean husbands in pajamas preserve their equanimity in the
+severest winter weather only because of their wire-and-plaster
+constitution. The baby reposing in its beribboned crib is china and
+excelsior. Illusion everywhere.
+
+But the Broadway crowd is real. You only have to buffet it for five
+minutes to feel, in eyes and arms and shoulders, how real it is. When I
+was a boy and was taken to the circus it was always an amazing thing to
+me that there should be so many people in the street moving in a
+direction away from the circus. Something of this sensation still besets
+me whenever we go down in the Subway from Belshazzar Court to hear
+Caruso. The presence of all the other people on our train is simple
+enough. They are all on their way to hear Caruso. But what of the crowds
+in the trains that flash by in the opposite direction? It is not a
+question of feeling sorry for them. I try to understand and I fail. But
+on Broadway on a late summer afternoon the obverse is true. The natural
+thing is that the living tide as it presses south shall beat me back,
+halt me, eddy around me. I know that there are people moving north with
+me, but I am not acutely aware of them. This onrush of faces converges
+on me alone. It is I against half the world.
+
+And then suddenly out of the surge of faces one leaps out at me. It is
+Williams, whose doctor has told him that the surest way of fighting down
+the lust for tobacco is to walk down from his office to the ferry every
+afternoon. Williams and I salute each other after the fashion of
+Broadway, which is to exchange greetings backward over the shoulder.
+This is the first step in an elaborate minuet. Because we have passed
+each other before recognition came, our hands fly out backward. Now we
+whirl half around, so that I who have been moving north face the west,
+while Williams, who has been traveling south, now looks east. Our
+clasped hands strain at each other as we stand there poised for flight
+after the first greeting. A quarter of a minute perhaps, and we have
+said good-bye.
+
+But if the critical quarter of a minute passes, there ensues a change of
+geographical position which corresponds to a change of soul within us. I
+suddenly say to myself that there are plenty of trains to be had at
+Fourteenth Street. Williams recalls that another boat will leave Battery
+Place shortly after the one he is bound for. So the tension of our
+outstretched arms relaxes. I, who have been facing west, complete the
+half circle and swing south. Williams veers due north, and we two men
+stand face to face. The beat and clamor of the crowd fall away from us
+like a well-trained stage mob. We are in Broadway, but not of it.
+
+'Well, what's the good word?' says Williams.
+
+When two men meet on Broadway the spirit of optimism strikes fire. We
+begin by asking each other what the good word is. We take it for granted
+that neither of us has anything but a chronicle of victory and courage
+to relate. What other word but the good word is tolerable in the lexicon
+of living, upstanding men? Failure is only for the dead. Surrender is
+for the man with yellow in his nature. So Williams and I pay our
+acknowledgments to this best of possible worlds. I give Williams the
+good word. I make no allusion to the fact that I have spent a miserable
+night in communion with neuralgia; how can that possibly concern him?
+Another manuscript came back this morning from an editor who regretted
+that his is the most unintelligent body of readers in the country. The
+third cook in three weeks left us last night after making vigorous
+reflections on my wife's good nature and my own appearance. Only an hour
+ago, as I was watching the long, black steamers bound for Sorrento and
+Fontainebleau, the monotony of one's treadmill work, the flat
+unprofitableness of scribbling endlessly on sheets of paper, had become
+almost a nausea. But Williams will know nothing of this from me. Why
+should he? He may have been sitting up all night with a sick child. At
+this very moment the thought of the little parched lips, the moan, the
+unseeing eyes, may be tearing at his entrails; but he in turn gives me
+the good word, and many others after that, and we pass on.
+
+But sometimes I doubt. This splendid optimism of people on Broadway, in
+the Subway and in the shops and offices--is it really a sign of high
+spiritual courage, or is it just lack of sensibility? Do we find it easy
+to keep a stiff upper lip, to buck up, to never say die, because we are
+brave men, or simply because we lack the sensitiveness and the
+imagination to react to pain? It may be even worse than that. It may be
+part of our commercial gift for window-dressing, for putting up a good
+front.
+
+Sometimes I feel that Williams has no right to be walking down Broadway
+on business when there is a stricken child at home. The world cannot
+possibly need him at that moment as much as his own flesh and blood
+does. It is not courage; it is brutish indifference. At such times I am
+tempted to dismiss as mythical all this fine talk about feelings that
+run deep beneath the surface, and bruised hearts that ache under the
+smile. If a man really suffers he will show it. If a man cultivates the
+habit of not showing emotion he will end by having none to show. How
+much of Broadway's optimism is--But here I am paraphrasing William
+James's _Principles of Psychology_, which the reader can just as well
+consult for himself in the latest revised edition of 1907.
+
+Also, I am exaggerating. Most likely Williams's children are all in
+perfect health, and my envelope from the editor has brought a check
+instead of a rejection slip. It is on such occasions that Williams and
+I, after shaking hands the way a locomotive takes on water on the run,
+wheel around, halt, and proceed to buy something at the rate of two for
+a quarter. If any one is ever inclined to doubt the spirit of American
+fraternity, it is only necessary to recall the number of commodities for
+men that sell two for twenty-five cents. In theory, the two cigars which
+Williams and I buy for twenty-five cents are worth fifteen cents apiece.
+As a matter of fact they are probably ten-cent cigars. But the
+shopkeeper is welcome to his extra nickel. It is a small price to pay
+for the seal of comradeship that stamps his pair of cigars selling for a
+single quarter. Two men who have concluded a business deal in which each
+has commendably tried to get the better of the other may call for
+twenty-five cent perfectos or for half-dollar Dreadnoughts. I understand
+there are such. But friends sitting down together will always demand
+cigars that go for a round sum, two for a quarter or three for fifty (if
+the editor's check is what it ought to be).
+
+When people speak of the want of real comradeship among women, I
+sometimes wonder if one of the reasons may not be that the prices which
+women are accustomed to pay are individualistic instead of fraternal.
+The soda fountains and the street cars do not dispense goods at the rate
+of two items for a single coin. It is infinitely worse in the department
+stores. Treating a friend to something that costs $2.79 is
+inconceivable. But I have really wandered from my point.
+
+'Well, be good,' says Williams, and rushes off to catch his boat.
+
+The point I wish to make is that on Broadway people pay tribute to the
+principle of goodness that rules this world, both in the way they greet
+and in the way they part. We salute by asking each other what the good
+word is. When we say good-bye we enjoin each other to be good. The
+humorous assumption is that gay devils like Williams and me need to be
+constantly warned against straying off into the primrose paths that run
+out of Broadway.
+
+Simple, humorous, average American man! You have left your suburban
+couch in time to walk half a mile to the station and catch the 7.59 for
+the city. You have read your morning paper; discussed the weather, the
+tariff, and the prospects for lettuce with your neighbor; and made the
+office only a minute late. You have been fastened to your desk from nine
+o'clock to five, with half an hour for lunch, which you have eaten in a
+clamorous, overheated restaurant while you watched your hat and coat. At
+odd moments during the day the thought of doctor's bills, rent bills,
+school bills, has insisted on receiving attention. At the end of the
+day, laden with parcels from the market, from the hardware store, from
+the seedman, you are bound for the ferry to catch the 5.43, when you
+meet Smith, who, having passed the good word, sends you on your way with
+the injunction to be good--not to play roulette, not to open wine, not
+to turkey-trot, not to joy-ride, not to haunt the stage door. Be good, O
+simple, humorous, average suburban American!
+
+I take back that word suburban. The Sunday Supplement has given it a
+meaning which is not mine. I am speaking only of the suburban in spirit,
+of a simplicity, a meekness which is of the soul only. Outwardly there
+is nothing suburban about the crowd on lower Broadway. The man in the
+street is not at all the diminutive, apologetic creature with side
+whiskers whom Mr. F. B. Opper brought forth and named Common People, who
+begat the Strap-Hanger, who begat the Rent-Payer and the Ultimate
+Consumer. The crowd on lower Broadway is alert and well set up. Yes,
+though one hates to do it, I must say 'clean-cut.' The men on the
+sidewalk are young, limber, sharp-faced, almost insolent young men.
+There are not very many old men in the crowd, though I see any number of
+gray-haired young men. Seldom do you detect the traditional signs of
+age, the sagging lines of the face, the relaxed abdominal contour, the
+tamed spirit. The young, the young-old, the old-young, but rarely quite
+the old.
+
+I am speaking only of externals. Clean-cut, eager faces are very
+frequently disappointing. A very ordinary mind may be working behind
+that clear sweep of brow and nose and chin. I have known the shock of
+young men who look like kings of Wall Street and speak like shoe clerks.
+They are shoe clerks. But the appearance is there, that athletic
+carriage which is helped out by our triumphant, ready-made clothing. I
+suppose I ought to detest the tailor's tricks which iron out all ages
+and all stations into a uniformity of padded shoulders and trim
+waist-lines and hips. I imagine I ought to despise our habit of wearing
+elegant shoddy where the European chooses honest, clumsy woolens. But I
+am concerned only with externals, and in outward appearances a Broadway
+crowd beats the world. Æsthetically we simply are in a class by
+ourselves when compared with the Englishman and the Teuton in their
+skimpy, ill-cut garments. Let the British and German ambassadors at
+Washington do their worst. This is my firm belief and I will maintain it
+against the world. The truth must out. _Ruat cœlum. Ich kann nicht
+anders. J'y suis, j'y reste._
+
+Williams laughs at my lyrical outbursts. But I am not yet through. I
+still have to speak of the women in the crowd. What an infinitely finer
+thing is a woman than a man of her class! To see this for yourself you
+have only to walk up Broadway until the southward-bearing stream breaks
+off and the tide begins to run from west to east. You have passed out of
+the commercial district into the region of factories. It is well on
+toward dark, and the barracks that go by the unlovely name of loft
+buildings, are pouring out their battalions of needle-workers. The crowd
+has become a mass. The nervous pace of lower Broadway slackens to the
+steady, patient tramp of a host. It is an army of women, with here and
+there a flying detachment of the male.
+
+On the faces of the men the day's toil has written its record even as on
+the women, but in a much coarser hand. Fatigue has beaten down the soul
+of these men into brutish indifference, but in the women it has drawn
+fine the flesh only to make it more eloquent of the soul. Instead of
+listlessness, there is wistfulness. Instead of vacuity you read mystery.
+Innate grace rises above the vulgarity of the dress. Cheap, tawdry
+blouse and imitation willow-plume walk shoulder to shoulder with the
+shoddy coat of the male, copying Fifth Avenue as fifty cents may attain
+to five dollars. But the men's shoddy is merely a horror, whereas woman
+transfigures and subtilizes the cheap material. The spirit of grace
+which is the birthright of her sex cannot be killed--not even by the
+presence of her best young man in Sunday clothes. She is finer by the
+heritage of her sex, and America has accentuated her title. This
+America which drains her youthful vigor with overwork, which takes from
+her cheeks the color she has brought from her Slavic or Italian peasant
+home, makes restitution by remoulding her in more delicate, more
+alluring lines, gives her the high privilege of charm--and neurosis.
+
+Williams and I pause at the Subway entrances and watch the earth suck in
+the crowd. It lets itself be swallowed up with meek good-nature. Our
+amazing good-nature! Political philosophers have deplored the fact. They
+have urged us to be quicker-tempered, more resentful of being stepped
+upon, more inclined to write letters to the editor. I agree that only in
+that way can we be rid of political bosses, of brutal policemen, of
+ticket-speculators, of taxi-cab extortioners, of insolent waiters, of
+janitors, of indecent congestion in travel, of unheated cars in the
+winter and barred-up windows in summer. I am at heart with the social
+philosophers. But then I am not typical of the crowd. When my neighbor's
+elbow injects itself into the small of my back, I twist around and
+glower at him. I forget that his elbow is the innocent mechanical result
+of a whole series of elbows and backs extending the length of the car,
+to where the first cause operates in the form of a station-guard's
+shoulder ramming the human cattle into their stalls. In the faces about
+me there is no resentment. Instead of smashing windows, instead of
+raising barricades in the Subway and hanging the train-guards with
+their own lanterns about their necks, the crowd sways and bends to the
+lurching of the train, and young voices call out cheerfully, 'Plenty of
+room ahead.'
+
+Horribly good-natured! We have taken a phrase which is the badge of our
+shame and turned it into a jest. Plenty of room ahead! If this were a
+squat, ill-formed proletarian race obviously predestined to subjection,
+one might understand. But that a crowd of trim, well-cut, self-reliant
+Americans, sharp-featured, alert, insolent as I have called them, that
+they should submit is a puzzle. Perhaps it is because of the fierce
+democracy of it all. The crush, the enforced intimacies of physical
+contact, the feeling that a man's natural condition is to push and be
+pushed, to shove ahead when the opportunity offers and to take it like a
+man when no chance presents itself--that is equality. A seat in the
+Subway is like the prizes of life for which men have fought in these
+United States. You struggle, you win or lose. If the other man wins
+there is no envy; admiration rather, provided he has not shouldered and
+elbowed out of reason. That god-like freedom from envy is passing
+to-day, and perhaps the good-nature of the crowd in the Subway will
+pass. I see signs of the approaching change. People do not call out,
+'Plenty of room ahead,' so frequently as they used to.
+
+Good-natured when dangling from the strap in the Subway, good-natured
+in front of baseball bulletins on Park Row, good-natured in the face of
+so much oppression and injustice, where is the supposed cruelty of the
+'mob'? I am ready to affirm on oath that the mob is not vindictive, that
+it is not cruel. It may be a bit sharp-tongued, fickle, a bit
+mischievous, but in the heart of the crowd there is no evil passion. The
+evil comes from the leaders, the demagogues, the professional distorters
+of right thinking and right feeling. The crowd in the bleachers is not
+the clamorous, brute mob of tradition. I have watched faces in the
+bleachers and in the grand-stand and seen little of that fury which is
+supposed to animate the fan. For the most part he sits there with folded
+arms, thin-lipped, eager, but after all conscious that there are other
+things in life besides baseball. No, it is the leaders, the baseball
+editors, the cartoonists, the humorists, the professional stimulators of
+'local pride,' with their exaggerated gloatings over a game won, their
+poisonous attacks upon a losing team, who are responsible. It is these
+demagogues who drill the crowd in the gospel of loving only a
+winner--but if I keep on I shall be in politics before I know it.
+
+If you see in the homeward crowd in the Subway a face over which the
+pall of depression has settled, that face very likely is bent over the
+comic pictures in the evening paper. I cannot recall seeing any one
+smile over these long serials of humorous adventure which run from day
+to day and from year to year. I have seen readers turn mechanically to
+these lurid comics and pore over them, foreheads puckered into a frown,
+lips unconsciously spelling out the long legends which issue in the form
+of little balloons and lozenges from that amazing portrait gallery of
+dwarfs, giants, shrilling viragos and their diminutive husbands,
+devil-children, quadrupeds, insects,--an entire zoölogy. If any stimulus
+rises from these pages to the puzzled brain, the effect is not visible.
+I imagine that by dint of repetition through the years these grotesque
+creations have become a reality to millions of readers. It is no longer
+a question of humor, it is a vice. The Desperate Desmonds, the
+Newly-weds, and the Dingbats, have acquired a horrible fascination.
+Otherwise I cannot see why readers of the funny page should appear to be
+memorizing pages from Euclid.
+
+This by way of anticipation. What the doctor has said of exercise being
+a habit which grows easy with time is true. It is the first five minutes
+of walking that are wearisome. I find myself strolling past Fourteenth
+Street, where I was to take my train for Belshazzar Court. Never mind,
+Forty-Second Street will do as well. I am now on a different Broadway.
+The crowd is no longer north and south, but flows in every direction. It
+is churned up at every corner and spreads itself across the squares and
+open places. Its appearance has changed. It is no longer a factory
+population. Women still predominate, but they are the women of the
+professions and trades which centre about Madison Square--business women
+of independent standing, women from the magazine offices, the publishing
+houses, the insurance offices. You detect the bachelor girl in the
+current which sets in toward the home quarters of the undomesticated,
+the little Bohemias, the foreign eating-places whose fixed _table
+d'hôte_ prices flash out in illumined signs from the side streets. Still
+farther north and the crowd becomes tinged with the current of that
+Broadway which the outside world knows best. The idlers begin to mingle
+with the workers, men in English clothes with canes, women with plumes
+and jeweled reticules. You catch the first heart-beat of Little Old New
+York.
+
+The first stirrings of this gayer Broadway die down as quickly almost as
+they manifested themselves. The idlers and those who minister to them
+have heard the call of the dinner hour and have vanished, into hotel
+doors, into shabbier quarters by no means in keeping with the cut of
+their garments and their apparent indifference to useful employment.
+Soon the street is almost empty. It is not a beautiful Broadway in this
+garish interval between the last of the matinée and shopping crowd and
+the vanguard of the night crowd. The monster electric sign-boards have
+not begun to gleam and flash and revolve and confound the eye and the
+senses. At night the electric Niagara hides the squalid fronts of ugly
+brick, the dark doorways, the clutter of fire-escapes, the rickety
+wooden hoardings. Not an imperial street this Broadway at 6.30 of a
+summer's afternoon. Cheap jewelry shops, cheap tobacconist's shops,
+cheap haberdasheries, cheap restaurants, grimy little newspaper agencies
+and ticket-offices, and 'demonstration' stores for patent foods, patent
+waters, patent razors.
+
+O Gay White Way, you are far from gay in the fast-fading light, before
+the magic hand of Edison wipes the wrinkles from your face and
+galvanizes you into hectic vitality; far from alluring with your tinsel
+shop windows, with your puffy-faced, unshaven men leaning against
+door-posts and chewing pessimistic toothpicks, your sharp-eyed newsboys
+wise with the wisdom of the Tenderloin, and your itinerant women whose
+eyes wander from side to side. It is not in this guise that you draw the
+hearts of millions to yourself, O dingy, Gay White Way, O Via Lobsteria
+Dolorosa!
+
+Well, when a man begins to moralize it is time to go home. I have walked
+farther than I intended, and I am soft from lack of exercise, and tired.
+The romance of the crowd has disappeared. Romance cannot survive that
+short passage of Longacre Square, where the art of the theatre and of
+the picture-postcard flourish in an atmosphere impregnated with
+gasolene. As I glance into the windows of the automobile salesrooms and
+catch my own reflection in the enamel of Babylonian limousines I find
+myself thinking all at once of the children at home. They expand and
+fill up the horizon. Broadway disappears. I smile into the face of a
+painted promenader, but how is she to know that it is not at her I smile
+but at the sudden recollection of what the baby said at the
+breakfast-table that morning? Like all good New Yorkers when they enter
+the Subway, I proceed to choke up all my senses against contact with the
+external world, and thus resolving myself into a state of coma, I dip
+down into the bowels of the earth, whence in due time I am spewed out
+two short blocks from Belshazzar Court.
+
+
+
+
+Fashions in Men
+
+By Katharine Fullerton Gerould
+
+
+Never, I fancy, has it been more true than it is to-day, that fiction
+reflects life. The best fiction has always given us a kind of
+precipitate of human nature--_Don Quixote_ and _Tom Jones_ are equally
+'true' and true, in a sense, for all time; but our modern books give us
+every quirk and turn of the popular ideal, and fifty years hence, if
+read at all, may be too 'quaint' for words. And to any one who has been
+reading fiction for the last twenty years, it is cryingly obvious that
+fashions in human nature have changed.
+
+My first novel was _Jane Eyre_; and at the age of eight, I fell
+desperately in love with Fairfax Rochester. No instance could serve
+better to point the distance we have come. I was not an extraordinary
+little girl (except that, perhaps, I was extraordinarily fortunate in
+being permitted to encounter the classics in infancy), and I dare say
+that if I had not met Mr. Rochester, I should have succumbed to some
+imaginary gentleman of a quite different stamp. It may be that I should
+have fallen in love--had time and chance permitted--with 'V. V.' or The
+Beloved Vagabond. But I doubt it. In the first place, novels no longer
+assume that it is the prime business of the female heart (at whatever
+age) to surrender itself completely to some man. Consequently, the men
+in the novels of to-day are not calculated, as they once were, to hit
+the fluttering mark. The emotions are the last redoubt to be taken, as
+modern tactics direct the assault.
+
+People are always telling us that fashions in women have changed: what
+seems to me almost more interesting is that fashions in men (the stable
+sex) have changed to match. The new woman (by which I mean the very
+newest) would not fall in love with Mr. Rochester. It is therefore 'up
+to' the novelists to create heroes whom the modern heroine will fall in
+love with. This, to the popular satisfaction, they have done. And not
+only in fiction have the men changed; in life, too, the men of to-day
+are quite different. I know, because my friends marry them.
+
+It is immensely interesting, this difference. One by one, the man has
+sloughed off his most masculine (as we knew them) characteristics. Gone
+are Mr. Rochester, who fought the duel with the vicomte at dawn, and
+Burgo Fitzgerald (the only love of that incomparable woman, Lady
+Glencora Palliser), who breakfasted on curaçao and pâté de foie gras. No
+longer does Blanche Ingram declare, 'An English hero of the road would
+be the next best thing to an Italian bandit, and that could only be
+surpassed by a Levantine pirate.' Blanche Ingram wants--and gets--the
+Humanitarian Hero; some one who has particular respect for convicts and
+fallen women, and whose favorite author is Tolstoï. He must qualify for
+the possession of her hand by long, voluntary residence in the slums; he
+may inherit ancestral acres only if he has, concerning them, socialistic
+intentions. He must be too altruistic to kill grouse, and if he is to be
+wholly up-to-date, he must refuse to eat them. He must never order
+'pistols and coffee': his only permitted weapon is benevolent
+legislation.
+
+I do not mean that he is to be a milk-sop--'muscular Christianity' has
+at least taught us that it is well for the hero to be in the pink of
+condition, as he may any day have a street fight on his hands. And he
+should have the tongue of men and of angels. Gone is the inarticulate
+Guardsman--gone forever. The modern hero has read books that Burgo
+Fitzgerald and Guy Livingstone and Mr. Rochester never heard of. He is
+ready to address any gathering, and to argue with any antagonist, until
+dawn. He is, preferably, personally unconscious of sex until the heroine
+arrives; but he is by no means effeminate. He is a very complicated and
+interesting creature. Some mediæval traits are discernible in him; but
+the eighteenth century would not have known him for human.
+
+What has he lost, this hero, and what has he gained? How did it all
+begin? In life, doubtless, it began with a feminine change of taste.
+Brilliant plumage has ceased to allure; and, I suspect, the peacock's
+tail, as much as the anthropoid ape's, is destined to elimination. We
+women of to-day are distrustful of the peacock's tail. We are mortally
+afraid of being misled by it, and of discovering, too late, that the
+peacock's soul is not quite the thing. Never has there been among the
+feminine young more scientific talk about sex, and never among the
+feminine young such a scientific distrust of it. Before a young woman
+suspects that she wants to marry a young man, she has probably discussed
+with him, exhaustively, the penal code, white slavery, eugenics, and
+race-suicide. The miracle--the everlasting miracle of Nature--is that
+she should want, in these circumstances, to marry him at all. She
+probably does not, unless his views have been wholly to her
+satisfaction. And with those views, what has the perpetual glory of the
+peacock's tail to do?
+
+So much for life. In our English fiction, I am inclined to believe that
+George Eliot began it with Daniel Deronda. But, in our own day, Meredith
+did more. Up to the time of Meredith, the dominant male was the
+fashionable hero. Tom Jones, and Sir Charles Grandison, and Fairfax
+Rochester, and 'Stunning' Warrington are as different as possible; but
+all of them, in their several ways, keep up one male tradition in
+fiction. It is within our own day that that tradition has entirely
+changed. Have you ever noticed how inveterately, in Meredith's novels,
+the schoolmaster or his spiritual kinsman comes out on top? Lord Ormont
+cannot stand against Matey Weyburn, Lord Fleetwood against Owain Wythan,
+Sir Willoughby Patterne against Vernon Whitford. The little girl who
+fell in love with Mr. Rochester would have preferred any one of these
+gentlemen (yes, even Sir Willoughby!) to his rival; but I dare say the
+event would have proved her wrong. Certainly the wisdom of the ladies'
+choice was never doubtful to Meredith himself. The soldier and the
+aristocrat cannot endure the test they are put to by the sympathetic
+male with a penchant for the enfranchised woman. Vain for Lord Ormont to
+accede to Aminta's taste for publicity; vain for Lord Fleetwood to
+become the humble wooer of Carinthia Jane: each has previously been
+convicted of pride.
+
+Now, in an earlier day, no woman would have looked at a man who was not
+proud--who was not, even, a little too proud. Pride, by which Lucifer
+fell, was the chief hall-mark of the gentleman. Moreover, in that
+earlier day, women did not expect their heroes to explain everything to
+them: a certain amount of reticence, a measure of silence, was also one
+of the hallmarks of the gentleman. If a bit of mystery could be thrown
+in, so much the better. It gave her something to exercise her
+imagination on. Think of the Byronic males--Conrad, Lara, and the rest!
+If they had told all, where would they have been? Think of Lovelace and
+Heathcote and Darcy and Brian de Bois Guilbert!
+
+Heroes, once, were always disdaining to speak, and spurning their foes.
+Nowadays, no hero disdains to speak, and no hero ventures to spurn
+anyone--least of all, his foes. He is humble of heart and very
+loquacious. Mrs. Humphry Ward has inherited from George Eliot; and the
+latest heroes of Mr. Galsworthy and Mr. Hewlett, for example, are the
+children of Vernon Whitford, Matey Weyburn, and Owain Wythan (of whom it
+is not explicitly written that they had any others). They are
+humanitarian and democratic; they are ignorant of hatred; they are
+inclined to think the ill-born necessarily better than the well-born;
+and they are quite sure that women are superior to men. True, Mr.
+Galsworthy always seems to be looking backward; he never forgets the
+ancient tradition that he is combating. His young aristocrats who eschew
+the ways of aristocracy are unhappy, and virtue in their case is 'its
+only reward.' Perhaps that is why his novels always leave us with the
+medicinal taste of inconclusion in our mouths. But take a handful of
+heroes elsewhere: the Reverend John Hodder, the ex-convict,'Daniel
+Smith,' 'V. V.', or even Coryston, the Socialist peer. Where, in the lot
+of them do you find either pride or reticence in the old sense? Where,
+in any one of them, do you find the Satanic charm? Which one would
+Harriet Byron, or Jane Eyre, or Catherine Earnshaw, or Elizabeth
+Bennett, have looked at with eyes of love?
+
+The 'Satanic charm.' The phrase is out. Milton, I suspect, is
+responsible for the tradition that has lasted so long, and is now being
+broken utterly to pieces. Milton made Satan delightful, and our good
+Protestant novelists for a long time followed his lead, in that they
+gave their delightful men some of the Satanic traits. Proud they were
+and scornfully silent, as we have recalled; and conventional to the last
+degree. 'Conventional,' that is, in the stricter sense; by which it is
+not meant that as portraits they were unconvincing, or that, as men,
+they never offended Mrs. Grundy. They were conventional in that they
+followed a convention; in that they were, to a large extent, predicable.
+They were jealous of their honor, and believed it vindicable by the
+duel; they had no doubt that good women were better than bad, and that
+pedigree in human beings was as important as pedigree in animals; and
+though they might be quixotic on occasion, they were not democratic
+_pour deux sous_. The barmaid was not their sister, nor the stevedore
+their brother. (The Satan of _Paradise Lost_, as we all remember, was a
+splendid snob.)
+
+Moreover, they were sophisticated--and not merely out of books. The
+Faust idea, having prevailed for many centuries, has at last been
+abandoned--and perhaps, our sober sense may tell us, rightly; but not so
+long ago there was still something more repellent to the female
+imagination about the man who chose not to know than about the man who
+chose not to abstain. I do not mean that we were supposed always to be
+looking for a Tom Jones or a Roderick Random--we might be looking for a
+Sir Charles Grandison, no less; but at least, when we found our hero, we
+expected to find him wiser than we. Nowadays, a girl rather likes to
+give a man points--and often (in fiction, at least) has to. Meredith
+railed against the 'veiled virginal doll' as heroine. Well: our heroines
+now are never veiled virginal dolls; but sometimes our heroes are.
+Lancelot has gone out, and Galahad has come in. I suspect that there is
+a literary law of compensation, and that, Ibsen and Strindberg to the
+contrary notwithstanding, there has to be a veiled virginal doll
+somewhere in a really taking romance. Perhaps it is fair that the
+sterner sex should have its turn at guarding ideals by the hearthstone,
+while women make the grand tour.
+
+Let me not be misunderstood. I am not referring particularly to that
+knowledge which any man is better without, but to the Odyssean
+experience which, in their respective measures, heroes were wont to have
+behind them:--
+
+ And saw the cities, and the counsels knew
+ . . . . . . . .
+ Of many men, and many a time at sea
+ Within his heart he bore calamity.
+
+They had at least seen the towns and the minds of men, and their morals
+were the less likely to be upset by a conventional assault upon them.
+Does any one chance to remember, I wonder, Theron Ware, led to his
+'damnation' by his first experience of a Chopin nocturne? It would have
+taken more than a Chopin nocturne to make any of our seasoned heroes do
+something that he did not wish to. They knew something of society, and
+_ergo_ of women; they had experienced, directly or vicariously, human
+romance; and they had read history. Nowadays, they are apt to know
+little or nothing--to begin with--of society, women, or romance, except
+what may be got from brand-new books on sociology; and they pride
+themselves on knowing no history. History, with its eternal stresses and
+selections, is nothing if not aristocratic, and our heroes nowadays must
+be democratic or they die. It is an age of complete faith in the
+superiority of the lower classes--the swing of the pendulum, no doubt,
+from the other extreme of thinking the lower classes morally and
+æsthetically negligible. 'Privilege' is as detestable now in matters of
+intellect and breeding as in matters of finance and politics. The man
+with the muck-rake has got past the office into the drawing-room. If
+your hero has the bad luck not to have been born in the slums, he must
+at least have the wit to take up his habitation there as soon as he
+comes of age. We have learned that riches are corrupting, but (except in
+the special sense of vice-commission reports) we have not yet learned
+that poverty is rather more corrupting than wealth.
+
+Sophistication, whether social, intellectual, or æsthetic, is now the
+deadly sin. If we are sophisticated, we may not be good enough for Ellis
+Island. And there goes another of the hallmarks of the gentleman as he
+was once known to fiction. Our hero in old days might not have
+condescended to the glittering assemblies of fashion, but there was
+never any doubt that, if he had, he would, in spite of himself, have
+been king of his company as soon as he entered the room. He might have
+been hard up, but his necktie would not have been 'a black sea holding
+for life a school of fat white fish.' He might have been lonely or
+gloomy, but he would not have been diffident, and he would never, never,
+_never_ have 'blinked' at the heroine. 'My godlike friend had carelessly
+put his hair-brush into the butter' says Asticot, at the outset, of the
+Beloved Vagabond. Now in picaresque novels, we were always meeting
+people who did that sort of thing; but they were not gentlemen. Whereas,
+the Beloved Vagabond is of noble birth, and despite his ten years'
+abeyance, finds the countess quite ready to marry him. She does not
+marry him in the end, to be sure, but we are permitted to feel that
+there was something lacking in her because Paragot's manners at tea did
+not please her.
+
+The hero of old had what used to be called 'a sense of fitness,' and a
+saving sense of humor, which combined to prevent his entering a ballroom
+as John the Baptist. The same lucky combination would have prevented
+him--in literature, at least--from wooing the millionaire's child with
+dusty commonplaces of the Higher Criticism or jeremiads against the
+daughters of Heth. But perhaps millionaires' children to-day take that
+sort of thing for manners. To the argument that a performance of the
+kind takes courage, one can only reply that, judging from the enthusiasm
+with which the preaching hero is received by the heroine, it apparently
+does not. And in any case, the hero is too sublimely ignorant of what
+socially constitutes courage to deserve any credit for it.
+
+Sometimes, of course, like Mr. Galsworthy's men, he perceives, with some
+inherited sense, that his kind of thing is not likely to be welcomed;
+and then he goes sadly and sternly away, leaving the girl to accept a
+wooer with more technique. But usually he cuts out everybody. For the
+chief hall-mark of a gentleman, now, is the desire to reform his own
+class out of all recognition.
+
+Women, as we know, have long wanted to be talked to as if they were men;
+and the result is that heroines now let themselves be lectured at in a
+way that very few men would endure. Alison Parr marries the Rev. John
+Hodder, and Carlisle Heth would have married V. V. if he had lived.
+Well: Clara Middleton married Vernon Whitford, and Carinthia Jane
+married Owain Wythan, and Aminta married Matey Weyburn.
+
+I may have seemed to be speaking cynically. That, I can give my word of
+honor, I am not. It is well that we have come to realize that there are
+some adventures which, in themselves, add no lustre to a man's name. It
+is well that we take thought for the lower strata of humanity--though
+our actual reforms, I fancy, show their authors as taking thought not
+for to-morrow but for to-day. Certainly brutality, or the indifference
+which is negative brutality, is not a beautiful or a moral thing; and
+certainly we do not particularly sympathize with Thackeray shedding
+tears as he went away from his publishers because they had obliged him
+to save Pendennis's chastity. That dreadful person, Arthur Pendennis,
+would surely not have been made any less dreadful by being permitted to
+seduce Fanny Bolton.
+
+It is right to think of the poor; it is right to bend our energies, as
+citizens, to the economic bettering of their lot. No one could sanely
+regret our doing so. But there is always danger in saying the thing
+which is not, and in pretending that because some virtues have hitherto
+not been recognized, the virtues that have been recognized are no good.
+One sympathizes with Towneley (in that incomparable novel _The Way of
+All Flesh_) when Ernest asks him,--
+
+'"Don't you like poor people very much yourself?"
+
+'Towneley gave his face a comical but good-natured screw and said
+quietly, but slowly and decidedly, "No, no, no," and escaped.
+
+'Of course, some poor people were very nice, and always would be so, but
+as though scales had fallen suddenly from his eyes he saw that no one
+was nicer for being poor, and that between the upper and lower classes
+there was a gulf which amounted practically to an impassable barrier.'
+
+It is a great pity that Samuel Butler did not live longer and write more
+novels. But in regretting him, we shall do well to remember that though
+publication was delayed until some time after the author's death, the
+bulk of _The Way of All Flesh_ was written in the '70's. _The Way of All
+Flesh_ is not sympathetic to the contemporary mood; it is one of those
+books so much ahead of its time (except perhaps in ecclesiastical
+matters) that the time has not yet caught up with it. It was doomed
+inevitably to an interval of oblivion. The case reminds one of _Richard
+Feverel_.
+
+Only in one way is _The Way of All Flesh_ quite contemporary. The hero
+thinks so well of the prostitute that he marries her. On the other hand,
+to be sure, he bitterly regrets it, which is not contemporary. I do not
+mean that the hero's marrying her is especially in the literary
+fashion, but his thinking well of her is. You will notice that in our
+moral fever we do not leave the prostitute out of our novels--no,
+indeed: she must be there to give spice, as of old. Only now, instead of
+being entangled with her, the young gentleman preaches to her; and she
+loves him for it. Perhaps this is what happens nowadays in real life. I
+do not pretend to know; but I suspect it is true, for I fancy the only
+kind of person who could invent the contemporary plot is the kind who
+would live it. The wildest imaginings of the people who are made
+differently would hardly stretch to it. And not only does the hero find
+himself immensely touched by the tragedy of the disreputable
+woman,--which is, after all, in certain cases plausible enough,--he
+burns to introduce his fiancée to her. Now that, again, may be
+life,--Mr. Winston Churchill, for example, should know better than
+I,--but it is certainly a world with the sense of values gone wrong. And
+when we have lost our sense of values, we shall presently lose the
+values as well. The girl herself is often to blame: did not the fiancée
+of Simon de Gex go of her own initiative to see the animal-tamer, and
+come away to renounce him, convinced that the animal-tamer was the
+nobler woman? Which, emphatically, she was not. But then, as we know
+from long experience of Mr. Locke, he cannot keep his head with
+circus-people about; and sawdust is incense to him. Let Mr. Locke have
+his little foibles by all means; but even Mr. Locke should not have
+made the spoiled darling of society marry the animal-tamer (one side of
+her face having been nearly clawed off) and _then_ go with her into city
+missionary work. Yet I do not believe it is really Mr. Locke's fault.
+The public at present loves as a sister the woman with a past; and loves
+city missionary work, if possible, more.
+
+The fact is that with all our imitation of Meredith--and every one who
+is not imitating Tolstoï is imitating Meredith--he has failed to save
+us. We have taken all his prescriptions blindly--except one. We have
+emancipated our women and emasculated our men; we have cast down the
+mighty from their seats and exalted them of low degree; we have learned
+all the Radical shibboleths and say them for our morning prayers; and we
+have faced the fact of sex so squarely that we can hardly see anything
+else. But we have not learned his saving hatred of the sentimentalist.
+Miss May Sinclair has admirably pointed out in her study of the _Three
+Brontës_ that Charlotte Brontë was exceedingly modern in her detestation
+of sentimentality. Modern she may have been--with Meredith; but not
+modern with the present novelists, for they are almost too sentimental
+to be endured. And there is the whole trouble. We think Thackeray an old
+fool for being sentimental over Amelia Sedley; but how does it better
+the case to be sentimental, instead, over the heroine of _The Promised
+Land_? Amelia Sedley was all in all a much nicer person, if not half so
+clever. She may have sniveled a good deal, but she was capable of loving
+some one else better than herself.
+
+Of course, I have cited only a few instances--those that happened to
+come most easily to mind. But let any reader of fiction run over
+mentally a group of contemporary heroes, and see if the substitutions I
+have named have not pretty generally taken place. Has not pride given
+way to humility, reticence to glibness, class-consciousness to a wild
+democracy, the code of manners to an uncouth unworldliness, and honor in
+the old sense to a burning passion for reform--'any old' reform? Do not
+these men lead us into the heterogeneous company of the unclassed of
+both sexes--and ask us to look upon them as saints in motley? Has not
+the world of fiction changed in the last twenty years? The hero in old
+days sometimes fell foul of the law by getting into debt. But we were
+not supposed, therefore, to be on his side against the law. Now, the
+hero does not, perhaps, get into legal difficulties himself, but he is
+always passionately on the side of the people whom laws were devised to
+protect the respectable from. The scientific tendency to consider that
+aristocracy consists merely in freedom from certain physical taints has
+permeated fiction. 'Is not one man as good as another?' asked the
+demagogue. 'Of course he is, and a great deal better!' replied the
+excited Irishman in the crowd. We are in the thick of a popular mania
+for thinking all the undesirables 'a good deal better.' The modern hero
+is, to my mind, in intention, if not in execution, an admirable figure;
+and though one rather expects him any day to give his whole fortune for
+a gross of green spectacles, one will not, for that, find him any less
+likable. Some day he will rediscover the Dantesque hierarchy of souls
+implicit in humanity. And then, perhaps, he will get back his charm.
+
+Some one is probably bursting to observe that we have a school of
+realists at hand; and that no one can accuse Mr. Wells and Mr. Bennett
+of sentimentality--also that we have Mr. Shaw and Mr. Granville Barker
+and Mr. Masefield as mounted auxiliaries in the field. I grant Mr.
+Bennett; I am not so sure about Mr. Wells. But certainly Mr. Wells is
+not sentimental as Mr. William de Morgan, Mr. Winston Churchill, Mr.
+Meredith Nicholson, Mr. Theodore Dreiser, Mr. H. S. Harrison, and Miss
+Ellen Glasgow are sentimental. If he is sentimental at all, it is rather
+over ideas than people. (Mr. Masefield, I am inclined to think, is
+simply catering to the special audience that Thomas Hardy, by his
+silence, has left gaping and empty.) Let us look into the matter a
+little. 'Sentimental' is one of the most difficult catchwords in the
+world to define; and you can get a roomful of intelligent people
+quarreling over it any time. Perhaps, for our purposes, it will serve
+merely to say that the sentimentalist is always, in one way or another,
+disloyal to facts. He cannot be trusted to give a straight account,
+because his own sense of things is more valuable to him than the truth.
+He has come in on the top of the pragmatic wave, and the sands of
+Anglo-Saxondom are strewn thick with him. He serves, in Kipling's
+phrase, the God of Things as They Ought to Be (according to his private
+feeling). His own perversion may be æsthetic, or intellectual, or moral,
+or sociological, but he is always recognizable by his tampering with
+truth.
+
+Now, Mr. Wells does tamper with truth. He did it, for example, in the
+case of Ann Veronica. He wanted Ann Veronica to be a nice girl under
+twenty, and he wanted her, even more, to be unduly awakened to certain
+physical aspects of sex. It was sentimentality that made him draw her as
+he did: determination to prove that the girl who loved as he wanted her
+to love was just as conventional as any one else. You cannot have your
+cake and eat it too; but the sentimentalist blindly refuses to accept
+that. Accordingly, we get the unconvincing creature that Mr. Wells
+wanted to believe existed. Mr. Wells's heroes may not seem to bear out
+my argument so well as Mr. Galsworthy's. To be sure, Mr. Wells is not so
+sentimental as Mr. Galsworthy, and he has not, like the author of _The
+Man of Property_, and _Fraternity_, and _Justice_, one--just one--fixed
+idea. Mr. Galsworthy always deals with a man who is in love with some
+other man's wife; and his world is thereby narrowed. Mr. Wells is
+interested in a good many things, and his politics are not purely
+philanthropic as most of our novelists' politics are. But Mr. Wells's
+heroes, even when they are fairly fortunate, are preoccupied with their
+own notions of sociological duty, even more than they are preoccupied
+with passion, though their passion is 'special' enough when it comes.
+Would any one except a Wells hero take a trip to India and come away
+having seen nothing but the sweat-shops of Bombay? Always the author's
+sympathy is with the under dog; whether it is Kipps or Mr. Polly living
+out his long foredoomed existence, or George Ponderevo analyzing
+Bladesover with diabolic keenness and aching contempt. 'I'm a spiritual
+guttersnipe in love with unimaginable goddesses,' says Ponderevo in a
+burst of frankness. There you have the Wells hero to the life. And Mr.
+Bennett's people are only spiritual guttersnipes who are _not_ in love
+with unimaginable goddesses.
+
+The point is that the guttersnipe is having his turn in fiction: if our
+American heroes are not guttersnipes themselves, it is their sign of
+grace to be supremely interested in guttersnipes. In one way or the
+other, the guttersnipe must have his proper prominence. Of course, there
+are differences and degrees: a few heroes get no nearer the lower
+classes than a passionate desire for reform tickets and municipal
+sanitation. But ordinarily they must go through Ernest Pontifex's state
+of believing that poor people are not only more important, but in every
+way nicer than rich people; and few of them go back utterly on that
+belief, as Ernest did. Perhaps that, more than anything else, marks the
+change of fashion in men. For gentlemen were always, in their way,
+benevolent; but formerly they had not achieved the paradox that the
+object of benevolence is _ex officio_ more interesting than the
+bestower.
+
+Books have been written before now in the interest of reform. They tell
+us that _Justice_ set the Home Secretary to thinking. Well: Marcus
+Clarke actually caused the reform of the Australian penal settlements by
+his now forgotten novel, _For the Term of His Natural Life_. The hero of
+Marcus Clarke's book was innocent and unjustly condemned; the hero of
+_Justice_ is guilty. Wanton cruelty is wicked whether the victim be a
+bad man or a good one; but the difference between these two heroes is
+not so purely accidental as, at first blush, it may seem. The author of
+_His Natural Life_ starting out to capture sympathy, showed the brutal
+system wreaking itself on an innocent man, of good family, condemned for
+another's guilt. Mr. Galsworthy, equally eager to capture sympathy,
+makes his protagonist guilty of the theft, having tried in vain to
+incriminate an innocent person. Each writer depended, doubtless, on
+public sentiment for his effect. In Marcus Clarke's time, public
+sentiment--however unfortunate the fact may be--simply could not have
+been aroused to such a pitch by the sufferings of a liar and a thief as
+by the sufferings of an innocent man who is consciously paying another
+person's penalty. The Humanitarian Hero had not come into fashion--nor
+yet the guttersnipe. But Marcus Clarke's book did its work--proof that
+even in the '50's we were not so callous as we seemed.
+
+I said earlier that in life, as well as in literature, men had changed.
+One's instances, obviously, must be from books, and not from one's
+acquaintance; but I spoke truth. Philanthropy is the latest social
+ladder, but it would not be so if the people on the top rung were not
+interested in philanthropy. There has been, for whatever reason, a
+tremendous spurt of interest in sociological questions. Our hard-headed
+young men, of high ideals, find themselves fighting, of necessity, on a
+different battlefield from any that strategists would have chosen thirty
+years ago. Moreover, philanthropy being woman's way into politics, women
+have been giving their calm, or hysterical, attention to problems which,
+thirty years since, did not, as problems, exist for them. I said that
+the change of taste in women would probably account for much of the
+change of fashion in men. A schoolmate of mine, writing me some years
+since of her engagement, said (in nearly these words), 'He is
+tremendously interested in city missionary work; it wouldn't have been
+quite perfect if we hadn't had that in common.' Both were spoiled
+darlings of fortune, but the statement was quite sincere. Undoubtedly,
+without that, it would not have been 'quite perfect' in the eyes of
+either.
+
+The mere conversation of the marriageable young has changed past belief.
+'Social service' has usurped so many subjects! Have many people stopped
+to realize, I wonder, how completely the psychological novel and the
+'problem' play (in the old sense) have gone out of date? The psychology
+of hero and heroine, their emotional attitudes to each other, are
+largely worked out now in terms of their attitudes to impersonal
+questions, their religious or their sociological 'principles.' The
+individual personal reaction counts less and less. If they agree on the
+same panacea for the social evils, the author can usually patch up a
+passion sufficient for them to marry on. Gone, for the most part, are
+the pages of intimate analysis. No intimate analysis is needed any
+longer. As for the 'problem play,' we have it still with us, but in
+another form. _The Doll's House_ and _The Second Mrs. Tanqueray_ are
+both antiquated: we do not call a drama a problem play now unless it
+preaches a new kind of legislation. And as for sex,--in its finer
+aspects it no longer interests us.
+
+There was a great deal more sex, in its subtler manifestations, in the
+old novels and plays, than in the new ones. Not so long ago, a novel was
+a love story; and it was of supreme importance to a hero whether or not
+he could make the heroine care for him. It was also of supreme
+importance to the heroine. The romance was all founded on sex; and yet
+sex was hardly mentioned. Our heroes and heroines still marry; but when
+they consider sex at all, they are apt to consider it biologically, not
+romantically. We, as a public, are more frankly interested in sex than
+ever; but we think of it objectively, and a little brutally, in terms of
+demand and supply. And so we get often the pathetic spectacle of the
+hero and heroine having no time to make love to each other in the good
+old-fashioned way, because they are so busy suppressing the red-light
+district and compiling statistics of disease. Much of the frankness,
+doubtless, is a good thing; but beyond a doubt, it has cheapened
+passion. For passion among civilized people is a subtle thing: it is
+wrapped about with dreams and imaginings; and can bring human beings to
+salvation as well as to perdition. But when it is shown to us as the
+mere province of courtesans, small wonder that we turn from it to the
+hero who will have difficulty in feeling or inspiring it. Especially
+since we are told, at the same time, that even the courtesan plies her
+trade only from direst necessity.
+
+After all, the only safe person to fall in love with nowadays _is_ a
+reformer: socially, financially, and sentimentally. And most women, at
+least, could (if they would) say with the Princesse Mathilde, 'Je n'aime
+que les romans dont je voudrais être l'héroïne.' Certainly, unless for
+some special reason, no novel of which one would not like to be the
+heroine--in love with the hero--will reach the hundred thousand mark. If
+there are any of us left who regret the gentlemen of old--who still
+prefer our Darcy or even our Plantagenet Palliser--we must write our own
+novels, and divine our own heroes under the protective coloring of their
+conventional breeding. For they are not being 'featured,' at present,
+either in life or in literature.
+
+
+
+
+A Confession in Prose
+
+By Walter Prichard Eaton
+
+
+Unlike M. Jourdain, who had been speaking prose all his life without
+knowing it, I have been writing it nearly all of mine, quite
+consciously, and earning my living thereby since I was twenty-one years
+old. I am now thirty-four. I have been a professional writer of prose,
+then, for thirteen years--or shall I say a writer of professional prose?
+Much of this writing has been done for various American magazines; still
+more has been done to fill the ravenous columns of American newspapers;
+some, even, has been immured between covers. I have tried never to write
+sloppily, though I have of necessity often written hastily. I can
+honestly say, too, that I have tried at times to write beautifully, by
+which I mean rhythmically, with a conscious adjustment of sound and
+melody to the sense, with the charm of word-chiming further to heighten
+heightened thought. But I can also as honestly say that in this latter
+effort I have never been encouraged by a newspaper editor, and I have
+been not infrequently discouraged by magazine editors. Not all
+magazines compel you to chop up your prose into a maximum paragraph
+length of ten lines, as does a certain one of large circulation. Not all
+newspapers compel you to be 'smart,' as did one for which I worked
+compel us all. But the impression among editors is prevalent, none the
+less, that a conversational downrightness and sentence and paragraph
+brevity are the be-all and end-all of prose style, or at least of so
+much of prose style as can be grasped by the populace who read their
+publications; and that beautiful writing must be 'fine writing,' and
+therefore never too much to be avoided. So I started out from the
+classroom of Professor Lewis E. Gates, one of the keenest and most
+inspiring analysts of prose beauties this country has produced, to be a
+professional writer of prose, and dreamed, as youth will, of wrapping my
+singing robes about me and ravishing the world. I was soon enough told
+to doff my singing robes for the overalls of journalism, and I have
+become a writer of professional prose instead.
+
+These remarks have been inspired by a long and wistful evening just
+spent in perusing Professor Saintsbury's new book, called _The History
+of English Prose Rhythm_. I shall hold no brief for the good professor's
+method of scansion. It matters little to me, indeed, how he chooses to
+scan prose. What does matter to me is that he has chosen to scan it at
+all, that he has brought forward the finest examples in the stately
+procession of English literature, and demonstrated with all the weight
+of his learning, his authority, his fine enthusiasm, that this prose is
+no less consciously wrought to pleasing numbers than is verse. We who
+studied under Professor Gates knew much of this before, if not in so
+detailed and would-be methodical a fashion. Charles Lamb knew it when he
+wrote, 'Even ourself, in these our humbler lucubrations, tune our best
+measured cadences (prose has her cadences) not unfrequently to the charm
+of the drowsier watchman, "blessing the doors"; or the wild sweep of
+winds at midnight.' Sir Thomas Browne was not exactly unaware of it as
+he prepared his _Urn Burial_ for the printer; nor the authors of the
+King James Version of the Bible when they translated--or if you prefer,
+paraphrased--the rhapsodic chapters of Isaiah. But it is pleasant, and
+not unimportant, to be once more reminded, in a generation when written
+speech has sunk to the conversational level of the man in the street,
+that 'prose has her cadences'; and to me, at least, it is melancholy,
+also. For I would strive to write such prose, in my stumbling fashion,
+were I permitted.
+
+Writing about a fine art, as I am so often called upon to do, I would
+endeavor with what might lay in me to write about it finely. Suppose
+that art chances to be the drama. Why, when some compact, weighty, and
+worthily performed example comes to our stage, should I be expected to
+toss off a description of it in a style less compact and weighty and
+worthily conducted? On the rare occasions when a new play chances to be
+poetic, am I not justified in writing of it in poetic prose? How else,
+indeed, can I truly render back to my readers the subtler aspects of its
+charm? But for such writing there is little room in our hurrying and
+'conversational' press, though now and then a despised dramatic editor
+is found who understands. Even the drama itself strives to be
+'conversational' at all costs, under the banner of 'realism,' and
+profanity flourishes on our stage in what we must infer to be a most
+life-like manner, while we have almost forgotten that the spoken word
+can be melodious or imaginative. Criticism cries at its heels, and helps
+with flippant jest and broken syntax and cacophonous combinations of our
+poorest vernacular, in the general debasement. Do not tell me that men
+do not exist who could write differently of the stage, as men exist who
+can, and do, write differently for it. Every worthy dramatist can be
+paralleled by at least one worthy critic, and more probably by three or
+four, since the true creative instinct in drama is perhaps the rarest of
+human attributes, save only charity. But the editors appear to have
+determined that the public does not want such critics--and perhaps the
+editors are right. At least, the public does not often get them.
+
+We are speaking now of prose, not of opinions, and we may safely
+introduce the name of a living critic, William Winter. For nearly half a
+century Mr. Winter has written prose about the theatre, and although
+that prose was produced for a morning newspaper it was carefully and
+consistently balanced and welded, and, when the subject demanded it,
+rose, according to its creator's ideas of beauty, into the heightened
+eloquence of sentence rhythm and syllabic harmony. Leisure may improve,
+but haste cannot prevent the rhythm of prose, provided the instinct for
+it resides in the writer, and the opportunity exists for practice and
+expression. Two examples of Mr. Winter's use of rhythm come to my
+memory, and I quote only phrases, not whole sentences, merely because I
+am sure of no more. Writing one morning of a new and very 'modern' play,
+presented the previous evening by a well-known actress, he said: 'Sarah
+Bernhardt at least made her sexual monsters interesting, wielding the
+lethal hatpin or the deadly hatchet with Gallic grace and sweet
+celerity.' Again, in reviewing Pinero's _Iris_, he took up two of Henry
+Arthur Jones's phrases, recently made current in a lecture, and played
+with them, ending with mellifluous scorn, 'Such are "the great realities
+of modern life," flowers of disease and blight that fringe the charnel
+house of the "serious drama."'
+
+These are certainly examples of rhythmic, or cadenced prose, and they
+are examples taken from journalistic reviews. They admirably express the
+writer's point of view toward his subject matter, but they also reveal
+his care for the manner of expression, they satisfy the ear; and
+therefore to one at all sensitive to literature they are doubly
+satisfying. The arrow of irony is ever more delightful when it sings on
+its flight. The trick, then, can be done. Mr. Winter, too often perhaps
+for modern ears, performed it by recourse to the Johnsonian balance of
+period and almost uniform, swelling roll. But that is neither here nor
+there. The point is that he performed it--and that it is no longer
+performed by the new generation, either in newspaper columns, or, we
+will add at once, anywhere else. Rhythmic prose, prose cadenced to charm
+the ear and by its melodies and harmonies properly adjusted to heighten,
+as with an under-song, the emotional appeal of the ideas expressed, is
+no longer written. It appears to be no longer wanted. We are fallen upon
+harsh and colloquial times.
+
+No one with any ear at all would deny Emerson a style, even if his
+rhythms are often broken into the cross-chop of Carlyle. No one would
+deny Irving a style, or Poe,--certainly Poe at his best,--or, indeed, to
+hark far back, Cotton Mather in many passages of the _Magnalia_, where
+to a quaint iambic simplicity he added a Biblical fervor which redeems
+and melodizes the monotony. Mather suggests Milton, Irving suggests
+Addison, Emerson suggests Carlyle, Poe, shall we say, is often the too
+conscious workman typified by De Quincey. But thereafter, in this
+country, we descend rapidly into second-hand imitations, into rhythm
+become, in truth, mere 'fine writing,' until its death within recent
+memory. Yet we do not find even to-day the true cadenced prose either
+uninteresting or out of date. Emerson is as modern as the morning paper.
+Newman's description of the ideal site for a university, in the clear
+air of Attica beside the blue Ægean, charms us still with its perfect
+blend of sound and sense, its clear intellectual idea borne on a
+cadenced undersong, as of distant surf upon the shore; and the exquisite
+epilogue to the _Apologia_, with its chime of proper names, still brings
+a moisture to our eyes. The triumphant tramp of Gibbon, the headlong
+imagery and Biblical fervor of Ruskin, the languid music of Walter
+Pater, each holds its separate charm, and the charm is not archaic.
+
+Is such prose impossible any more? Certainly it is not. The heritage of
+the language is still ours, the birthright of our noble English tongue.
+Simply, we do not dare to let ourselves go. We seem tortured with the
+modern blight of self-consciousness; and while the cheaper magazines are
+almost blatant in their unblushing self-puffery, they are none the less
+cravenly submissive to what they deem popular demand, and turn their
+backs on literature, on style, as something abhorrent to a race which
+has been fed on the English Bible for three hundred years. Their ideal
+of a prose style now seems to consist of a series of staccato yips. It
+really cannot be described in any other way. The 'triumphantly
+intricate' sentence celebrated by Walter Pater would give many a modern
+editor a shiver of terror. He would visualize it as mowing down the
+circulation of the magazine like a machine gun. Rhythm and beauty of
+style can hardly be achieved by staccato yips. The modern magazine
+writer, trying to be rhetorically effective, trying to rise to the
+demands of heightened thought or emotional appeal, reminds one of that
+enthusiastic German tympanist who wrote an entire symphonic poem for
+kettle-drums.
+
+I read one of the autumn crop of new novels the other day. Curiously
+enough, it was written by a music critic who, in his reviews of music,
+is constantly insisting on the primal importance of melody and harmony,
+who is an arch foe of the modern programme school and the whole-tone
+scale of Debussy. But the prose of his novel was utterly devoid of these
+prized elements, melody and harmony. A heavy, or sometimes turgid,
+journalistic commonplaceness sat upon it. I will not be unfair and tear
+an illustration from some passage of rightly simple narration. I will
+take the closing sentences from one of the climactic chapters, when the
+mood had supposedly risen to intensity, and, if ever, the prose would
+have been justified in rising to reinforce the emotion.
+
+The house was aroused to extravagant demonstrations. Across the
+footlights it looked like a brilliantly realistic piece of acting, and
+the audience was astonished at the vigor of the hitherto cold Americano.
+
+'But Nagy was not deceived. Crushed, dishevelled, breathless, she knew
+that her dominion over him was gone forever. She had tried to show him
+his soul and he had begun to see the light.'
+
+Now, an ear attuned to the melodies of English prose must surely find
+this commonplace, and the closing sentence of all actually as harsh as
+the tonalities of Strauss or Debussy seem to the writer. Let us, even if
+a little unfairly, set it beside a passage from _Henry Esmond_, again a
+climactic passage, but one where the style is climactic, also, rising to
+the mood.
+
+'"You will please, sir, to remember," he continued, "that our family
+hath ruined itself by fidelity to yours: that my grandfather spent his
+estate, and gave his blood and his son to die for your service; that my
+dear lord's grandfather (for lord you are now, Frank, by right and title
+too) died for the same cause; that my poor kinswoman, my father's second
+wife, after giving away her honor to your wicked perjured race, sent all
+her wealth to the King; and got in return that precious title that lies
+in ashes, and this inestimable yard of blue ribbon. I lay this at your
+feet and stamp upon it; I draw this sword, and break it and deny you;
+and had you completed the wrong you designed us, by Heaven I would have
+driven it through your heart, and no more pardoned you than your father
+pardoned Monmouth. Frank will do the same, won't you, cousin?"'
+
+This justly famous passage, be it noted, is dialogue. To-day we
+especially do not dare to rise above a conversational level in dialogue.
+We should be accused of being 'unnatural.' Does no one speak beautifully
+any more, then, even in real life? Are the nerve-centres so shattered in
+the modern anatomy that no connection is established between emotions
+and the musical sense? Does an exquisite mood no longer reflect itself
+in our voice, in our vocabulary? Does no lover rise to eloquence in the
+presence of his Adored? If that is the case, surely we now speak
+unnaturally, and it should be the duty of literature to restore our
+health! Nor need such speech in fiction float clear away from solid
+ground. Notice how Thackeray in his closing sentence--'Frank will do the
+same, won't you, cousin?'--anchors his rhetoric to the earth.
+
+We are, let it be said again, in the grasp of realism, and realism but
+imperfectly understood. Just as our drama aims to reproduce exactly a
+'solid' room upon the stage, and to set actors to talking therein the
+exact speech of every day, so our oratory, so-called, is the
+reproduction of a one-sided conversation, and our novels (when they are
+worthy of consideration) are reproductions of patiently accumulated
+details, set forth in impatiently assembled sentences. But all this does
+not of necessity constitute realism, because its effect is not of
+necessity the creation of illusion, however truthful the artist's
+purpose. Of what avail, in the drama, for example, are solid rooms and
+conversational vernacular if the characters do not come to life in our
+imaginations, so that we share their joys and sorrows? Of what effect
+are the realistic details of a novel, whether of incident or language,
+if we do not re-live its story as we read? Surely, the answer is plain,
+and therefore any literary devices which heighten the mood for us are
+perfectly justifiable weapons of the realist, even as they are of the
+romanticist. One of these devices is consciously wrought prose. For the
+present we plead for its employment on no higher ground than this of
+practical expediency.
+
+But how, you may ask,--no, not you, dear reader, who understand, but
+some other chap, a poor dog of an author, perhaps,--can consciously
+wrought prose aid in the creation of illusion? How can it be more than
+pretty?
+
+Let us turn for answer to Sir Thomas Browne, to 'The Garden of Cyrus,'
+to the closing numbers:--
+
+'Besides, Hippocrates hath spoke so little, and the oneirocritical
+masters have left such frigid interpretations from plants, that there is
+little encouragement to dream of paradise itself. Nor will the sweetest
+delight of gardens afford much comfort in sleep, wherein the dulness of
+that sense shakes hands with delectable odours; and though in the bed of
+Cleopatra, can hardly with any delight raise up the ghost of a rose.'
+
+That is archaic, perhaps, and not without a certain taint of quaintness
+to modern ears. But how drowsy it is, how minor its harmonies, how
+subtly soothing its languid melody! It tells, surely, in what manner
+consciously wrought prose may aid in the creation of illusion. The mood
+of sleep was here to be evoked, and lo! it comes from the very music of
+the sentences, from the drowsy lullaby of selected syllables.
+
+We might choose a quite different example, from a seemingly most
+unlikely source, from the plays of George Bernard Shaw. One hardly
+thinks of Mr. Shaw with a style, but rather with a stiletto. His
+prefaces have been too disputative, his plays too epigrammatic, for the
+cultivation of prose rhythms. Yet his prose is almost never without a
+certain crisp accuracy of conversational cadence; his ear almost never
+betrays him into sloppiness; and when the occasion demands, his style
+can rise to meet it. The truth is, Mr. Shaw is seldom emotional, so that
+his crisp accuracy of speech is most often the fitting garment for his
+thought. But in _John Bull's Other Island_ his emotions are stirred, and
+when Larry Doyle breaks out into an impassioned description of Ireland
+the effect on the imagination of the heightened prose, when a good actor
+speaks it, is almost startling.
+
+'No, no; the climate is different. Here, if the life is dull, you can
+be dull too, and no great harm done. (_Going off into a passionate
+dream._) But your wits can't thicken in that soft moist air, on those
+white springy roads, in those misty rushes and brown bogs, on those
+hillsides of granite rocks and magenta heather. You've no such colors in
+the sky, no such lure in the distances, no such sadness in the evenings.
+Oh, the dreaming! the dreaming! the torturing, heart-scalding,
+never-satisfying dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming! (_Savagely._)
+No debauchery that ever coarsened and brutalized an Englishman can take
+the worth and usefulness out of him like that dreaming. An Irishman's
+imagination never lets him alone, never convinces him, never satisfies
+him; but it makes him so that he can't face reality nor deal with it nor
+handle it nor conquer it: he can only sneer at them that do, and
+(_bitterly, at Broadbent_) be "agreeable to strangers," like a
+good-for-nothing woman on the streets.'
+
+This, to be sure, is prose to be spoken, not prose to be read. Different
+laws prevail, for different effects are sought. But the principle of
+cadence calculated to fit the mood, and by its melodic, or, as here, its
+percussive character to heighten the emotional appeal, remains the same.
+
+But beyond the argument for cadenced prose as an aid to illusion,
+employed in the proper places,--that is, where intensity of imagery or
+feeling can benefit by it,--is the higher plea for sheer lingual beauty
+for its own sake. Shall realism preclude all other effects of artistic
+creation? Because the men on our streets, the women in our homes, talk
+sloppily, shall all our books be written in their idiom, all our stage
+characters reproduce their commonplaceness, nearly all our magazines and
+newspapers give no attention to the graces of style? I am pleading for
+no Newman of the news story, nor am I seeking to arm our muck-rakers
+with the pen of Sir Thomas Browne. I would not send Walter Pater to
+report a football game (though Stevenson could doubtless improve on most
+of the 'sporting editors'), nor ask that Emerson write our editorials.
+But there is a poor way, and there is a fine way, to write everything,
+and inevitably the man who has an ear for the rhythms of prose, who has
+been trained and encouraged to write his very best, will fit his style
+appropriately to his subject. He will not seek to cadence his sentences
+in bald narration or in exposition, but he will, nevertheless, keep them
+capable of natural and pleasant phrasing, he will avoid monotony,
+jarring syllables, false stress, and ugly or tripping terminations which
+throw the voice as one's feet are thrown by an unseen obstacle in the
+path. His paragraphs, too, will group naturally, as falls his thought.
+But when the subject he has in hand rises to invective, to exhortation,
+to the dignity of any passion or the sweep of any vision, then if his
+ear be tuned and his courage does not fail him he must inevitably write
+in cadenced periods, the effectiveness of his work depending on the
+adjustment of these cadences to the mood of the moment, on his skill as
+an artist in prose.
+
+And just now the courage of our young men fails. The unrestrained
+abandonment of all art to realism, of every sort of printed page to bald
+colloquialism, has dulled the natural ear in all of us for comely prose,
+and made us deaf to more stately measures. The complete democratizing of
+literature has put the fear of plebeian ridicule in our hearts, and the
+wider a magazine's circulation, it would seem, the more harm it does to
+English prose, because in direct ratio to its sale are its pages given
+over to the Philistines, and the dignity and refinement of thought which
+could stimulate dignity and refinement of expression are unknown to its
+contributors, or kept carefully undisclosed.
+
+I have often fancied, in penitential moments, a day of judgment for us
+who write, when we shall stand in flushed array before the Ultimate
+Critic and answer the awful question, 'What have you done with your
+language?' There shall be searchings of soul that morning, and
+searchings of forgotten pages of magazines and 'best sellers' and books
+of every sort, for the cadence that may bring salvation. But many shall
+seek and few shall find, and the goats shall be sorted out in droves,
+condemned to an eternity of torture, none other than the everlasting
+task of listening to their own prose read aloud.
+
+'What have you done with your language?' It is a solemn question for all
+of us, for you who speak as well as for us who write. Our language is a
+priceless heritage. It has been the ladder of life up which we climbed;
+with it we have bridged the sundering flood that forever rolls between
+man and man; through its aid have come to us the treasures of the past,
+the world's store of experience; by means of it our poets have wrought
+their measures, our philosophers their dreams. Bit by bit, precious
+mosaic after precious mosaic, the great body of English literature has
+been built up, in verse and prose, the crown of that division of
+language we call our own. Consciously finding itself three centuries
+ago, our English prose blossomed at once into the solemn splendors of
+the King James Bible and then into the long-drawn, ornate magnificence
+of Sir Thomas Browne, never again till our day to lose consciousness of
+its power, to forget its high and holy task, the task of maintaining our
+language at full tide and ministering to style and beauty. There were
+fluxes in the fashions, naturally; little of Browne's music being found
+in the almost conversational fluency (but not laxness) of Addison, even
+as the suave Mr. Addison himself has vanished in the tempestuous
+torrents of Carlyle. But there always was an Addison, a Carlyle, a
+Newman, a Walter Pater, whose work loomed large in popular regard, whose
+influence was mighty in shaping a taste for prose style. Who now, we may
+ask, looking around us in America, looms large in popular regard as a
+writer of ample vision, amply and beautifully clothed in speech, and
+whose influence is mighty in shaping a taste for prose style? It is not
+enough to have the worthies of the past upon our shelves. Each age must
+have its own inspiration. Again we hear the solemn question, 'What have
+you done with your language?' Only Ireland may answer, 'We have our
+George Moore, and we had our Synge not long ago--but we stoned his
+plays.'
+
+We have stifled our language, we have debased it, we have been afraid of
+it. But some day it will reassert itself, for it is stronger than we,
+alike our overlord and avatar. Deep in the soul of man dwells the lyric
+impulse, and when his song cannot be the song of the poet it will shape
+itself in rhythmic prose, that it may still be cadenced and modulated to
+change with the changing thought and sound an obligato to the moods of
+the author's spirit. How wonderful has been our prose,--grave and
+chastely rich when Hooker wrote it, striding triumphant over the pages
+of Gibbon on tireless feet, ringing like a trumpet from Emerson's white
+house in Concord, modulated like soft organ-music heard afar in Newman's
+lyric moods, clanging and clamorous in Carlyle, in Walter Pater but as
+the soft fall of water in a marble fountain while exquisite odors flood
+the Roman twilight and late bees are murmurous, a little of all,
+perhaps, in Stevenson! We, too, we little fellows of to-day, could
+write as they wrote, consciously, rhythmically, if we only cared, if we
+only dared. We ask for the opportunity, the encouragement. Alas! that
+also means a more liberal choice of graver subjects, and a more
+extensive employment of the essay form. Milton could hardly have been
+Miltonic on a lesser theme than the Fall of the Angels, and Walter Pater
+wrote of the Mona Lisa, not Lizzie Smith of Davenport, Iowa. It is
+doubtless of interest to learn about Lizzie, but she hardly inspires us
+to rhythmic prose.
+
+
+
+
+In the Chair
+
+By Ralph Bergengren
+
+
+About once in so often a man must go to the barber for what, with
+contemptuous brevity, is called a haircut. He must sit in a big chair, a
+voluminous bib (prettily decorated with polka dots) tucked in round his
+neck, and let another human being cut his hair for him. His head, with
+all its internal mystery and wealth of thought, becomes for the time
+being a mere poll, worth two dollars a year to the tax-assessor: an
+irregularly shaped object, between a summer squash and a canteloupe,
+with too much hair on it, as very likely several friends and
+acquaintances have advised him. His identity vanishes.
+
+As a rule the less he now says or thinks about his head, the better: he
+has given it to the barber, and the barber will do as he pleases with
+it. It is only when the man is little and is brought in by his mother,
+that the job will be done according to instructions; and this is because
+the man's mother is in a position to see the back of his head. Also
+because the weakest woman under such circumstances has strong
+convictions. When the man is older the barber will sometimes allow him
+to see the haircut, cleverly reflected in two mirrors; but not one man
+in a thousand--nay, in ten thousand--would dare express himself as
+dissatisfied. After all, what does he know of haircuts, he who is no
+barber? Women feel differently; and I know of one man, returning home
+with a new haircut, who was compelled to turn round again and take what
+his wife called his 'poor' head to another barber by whom the haircut
+was more happily finished. But that was exceptional. And it happened to
+that man but once.
+
+The very word 'haircut' is objectionable. It snips like the scissors.
+Yet it describes the operation more honestly than the substitute 'trim,'
+a euphemism indicating a jaunty habit of dropping in frequently at the
+barber's, and so keeping the hair perpetually at just the length that is
+most becoming. For most men, although the knowledge must be gathered by
+keen, patient observation and never by honest confession, there is a
+period, lasting about a week, when the length of their hair is
+admirable. But it comes between haircuts. The haircut itself is never
+satisfactory. If his hair was too long before (and on this point he has
+the evidence of unprejudiced witnesses), it is too short now. It must
+grow steadily--count on it for that!--until for a brief period it is
+'just right,' æsthetically suited to the contour of his face and the cut
+of his features, and beginning already imperceptibly to grow too long
+again.
+
+Soon this growth becomes visible, and the man begins to worry. 'I must
+go to the barber,' he says in a harassed way. 'I must get a haircut.'
+But the days pass. It is always to-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow.
+When he goes, he goes suddenly.
+
+There is something within us, probably our immortal soul, that postpones
+a haircut; and yet in the end our immortal souls have little to do with
+the actual process. It is impossible to conceive of one immortal soul
+cutting another immortal soul's hair. My own soul, I am sure, has never
+entered a barber's shop. It stops and waits for me at the portal.
+Probably it converses on subjects remote from our bodily consciousness
+with the immortal souls of barbers, patiently waiting until the barbers
+finish their morning's work and come out to lunch.
+
+Even during the haircut our hair is still growing, never stopping, never
+at rest, never in a hurry: it grows while we sleep, as was proved by Rip
+Van Winkle. And yet perhaps sometimes it is in a hurry; perhaps that is
+why it falls out. In rare cases the contagion of speed spreads; the last
+hair hurries after all the others; the man is emancipated from
+dependence on barbers. I know a barber who is in this independent
+condition himself (for the barber can no more cut his own hair than the
+rest of us) and yet sells his customers a preparation warranted to keep
+them from attaining it, a seeming anomaly which can be explained only on
+the ground that business is business. To escape the haircut one must be
+quite without hair that one cannot see and reach; and herein possibly is
+the reason for a fashion which has often perplexed students of the
+Norman Conquest. The Norman soldiery wore no hair on the backs of their
+heads; and each brave fellow could sit down in front of his polished
+shield and cut his own hair without much trouble. But the scheme had a
+weakness. The back of the head had to be shaven, and the fashion
+doubtless went out because, after all, nothing was gained by it. One
+simply turned over on one's face in the barber's chair instead of
+sitting up straight.
+
+Fortunately we begin having a haircut when we are too young to think,
+and when also the process is sugar-coated by the knowledge that we are
+losing our curls. Then habit accustoms us to it. Yet it is significant
+that men of refinement seek the barber in secluded places, basements of
+hotels for choice, where they can be seen only by barbers and by other
+refined men having or about to have haircuts; and that men of less
+refinement submit to the operation where every passer-by can stare in
+and see them, bibs round their necks and their shorn locks lying in
+pathetic little heaps on the floor. There is a barber's shop of this
+kind in Boston where one of the barbers, having no head to play with,
+plays on a cornet, doubtless to the further distress of his immortal
+soul peeping in through the window. But this is unusual even in the city
+that is known far and wide as the home of the Boston Symphony Orchestra.
+
+I remember a barber--he was the only one available in a small town--who
+cut my left ear. The deed distressed him, and he told me a story. It was
+a pretty little cut, he said--filling it with alum--and reminded him of
+another gentleman whose left ear he had nipped in identically the same
+place. He had done his best with alum and apology, as he was now doing.
+Two months later the gentleman came in again. 'And by golly!' said the
+barber, with a kind of wonder at his own cleverness, 'if I didn't nip
+him again in just the same place!'
+
+A man can shave himself. The Armless Wonder does it in the Dime Museum.
+Byron did it, and composed poetry during the operation, although, as I
+have recently seen scientifically explained, the facility of composition
+was not due to the act of shaving but to the normal activity of the
+human mind at that time in the morning. Here therefore a man can refuse
+the offices of the barber. If he wishes to make one of a half-dozen
+apparently inanimate figures, their faces covered with soap, and their
+noses used as convenient handles to turn first one cheek and then the
+other--that is his own lookout. But human ingenuity has yet to invent a
+'safety barber's shears.' It has tried. A near genius once made an
+apparatus--a kind of helmet with multitudinous little scissors inside
+it--which he hopefully believed would solve the problem; but what became
+of him and his invention I have not heard. Perhaps he tried it himself
+and slunk, defeated, into a deeper obscurity. Perhaps he committed
+suicide, for one can easily imagine that a man who thought he had found
+a way to cut his own hair and then found that he hadn't would be thrown
+into a suicidal depression. There is the possibility that he succeeded
+in cutting his own hair, and was immediately 'put away,' where nobody
+could see him but the hardened attendants, by his sensitive family. The
+important fact is that the invention never got on the market. Until some
+other investigator succeeds to more practical purpose, the rest of us
+must go periodically to the barber. We must put on the bib--
+
+Here, however, there is at least an opportunity of selection. There are
+bibs with arms, and bibs without arms. And there is a certain amount of
+satisfaction in being able to see our own hands, carefully holding the
+newspaper or periodical wherewith we pretend that we are still
+intelligent human beings. And here again are distinctions. The patrons
+of my own favored barber's shop have arms to their bibs and pretend to
+be deeply interested in the _Illustrated London News_. The patrons of
+the barber's shop where I lost part of my ear--I cannot see the place,
+but those whom I take into my confidence tell me that it has long since
+grown again--had no sleeves to their bibs, but nevertheless managed
+awkwardly to hold the _Police Gazette_. And this opportunity to hold the
+_Police Gazette_ without attracting attention becomes a pleasant feature
+of this type of barber's shop: I, for example, found it easier--until my
+ear was cut--to forget my position in the examination of this journal
+than in the examination of the _Illustrated London News_. The pictures,
+strictly speaking, are not so good, either artistically or morally, but
+there is a tang about them, an I-do-not-know-what. And it is always
+wisest to focus attention on some such extraneous interest. Otherwise
+you may get to looking in the mirror.
+
+Do not do that.
+
+For one thing, there is the impulse to cry out 'Stop! Stop! Don't cut it
+all off!
+
+ 'Oh, barber, spare that hair!
+ Leave some upon my brow!
+ For months it's sheltered me!
+ And I'll protect it now!
+
+'Oh, please! P-l-e-a-s-e!--' These exclamations annoy a barber, rouse a
+demon of fury in him. He reaches for a machine called 'clippers.' Tell
+him how to cut hair, will you! A little more and he'll shave your
+head--and not only half-way either, like the Norman soldiery at the time
+of the Conquest! Even if you are able to restrain this impulse,
+clenching your bib in your hands and perhaps dropping or tearing the
+_Illustrated London News_, the mirror gives you strange, morbid
+reflections. You recognize your face, but your head seems somehow
+separate, balanced on a kind of polka-dotted mountain with two hands
+holding the _Illustrated London News_. You are afraid momentarily that
+the barber will lift it off and go away with it. Then is the time to
+read furiously the weekly contribution of G. K. Chesterton. But your
+mind reverts to a story you have been reading about how the Tulululu
+Islanders, a savage but ingenious people, preserve the heads of their
+enemies so that the faces are much smaller but otherwise quite
+recognizable. You find yourself looking keenly at the barber to discover
+any possible trace of Tulululu ancestry. And what is he going to get
+now? A krees? No, a paint-brush. Is he going to paint you? And if
+so--what color? The question of color becomes strangely important, as if
+it made any real difference. Green? Red? Purple? Blue? No, he uses the
+brush dry, tickling your forehead, tickling your ears, tickling your
+nose, tickling you under the chin and down the back of your neck. After
+the serious business of the haircut, a barber must have some relaxation.
+
+There is one point on which you are independent: you will not have the
+bay rum; you are a teetotaller. You say so in a weak voice which
+nevertheless has some adamantine quality that impresses him. He humors
+you; or perhaps your preference appeals to his sense of business
+economy.
+
+He takes off your bib.
+
+From a row of chairs a man leaps to his feet, anxious to give _his_ head
+to the barber. A boy hastily sweeps up the hair that was yours--already
+as remote from you as if it had belonged to the man who is always
+waiting, and whose name is Next. Oh, it is
+horrible--horrible--horrible!
+
+
+
+
+The Passing of Indoors
+
+By Zephine Humphrey
+
+
+Indoors is going. We may just as well make up our minds on this
+revolutionary point, and accept it with such degree of hardy rejoicing
+or shivering regret as our natures prompt in us.
+
+The movement has been long under way, gradually working the perfect
+ejection which seems now at hand. We might have recognized the
+dislodging process long ago, had we been far-sighted enough. It
+began--who shall say when it did begin? Surely not in the shaggy breasts
+of those rude ancestors of ours whom we hold in such veneration, and to
+whose ways we seem to ourselves to be so wisely returning. They dragged
+their venison into the depths of a cave darker and closer than any
+house, and devoured it in great seclusion. Perhaps it began in the San
+Marco Piazza at Venice, with the little open-air tables under the
+colonnades. "So delightful! So charming!" Thus the tourists, as they
+sipped their coffee and dallied with their ices. They were right; it was
+delightful and charming, and so it is to this day, but it was perhaps
+the thin edge of the wedge which is turning us all out now.
+
+Supper was the first regular meal to follow the open-air suggestion,
+country supper on the piazza in the warm summer evening. That also was
+delightful, of course, and not at all alarming. All nations and ages
+have practiced the sport of occasional festive repasts out of doors when
+the weather has permitted. But breakfast was not long in following suit;
+and when dinner, that most conservative, conventional of meals,
+succumbed to the outward pressure and spread its congealing gravies in
+the chilly air, we were in for the thing in good earnest, the new custom
+was on. No longer a matter of times and seasons, the weather had nothing
+to do with it now; and in really zealous families the regular summer
+dining-room was out of doors. Summer dining-room--that sounds well;
+since summer and warmth go together traditionally. But not always
+actually in New England, where bleak rains overtake the world now and
+then, and clearing north-west winds come racing keenly. It was soon
+essential to introduce a new fashion in dinner garments: overcoats,
+sweaters, and heavy shawls, felt hats and mufflers.
+
+'Excuse me while I run upstairs to get a pair of mittens?'
+
+'Finish your soup first, dear; it will be quite cold if you leave it.'
+
+The adherents of the new doctrine are very conscientious and faithful,
+as was only to be expected. We are a valiant race in the matter of our
+enthusiasms and can be trusted to follow them sturdily, buckling on
+armor or overcoats or whatever other special equipment the occasion
+demands. Conscientiousness is a good trait, but there is perhaps more of
+the joy of life in some other qualities.
+
+Sleeping outdoors was the next great phase in the open-air movement.
+That also began casually enough and altogether charmingly. One lingered
+in the hammock, watching the stars, musing in the still summer night,
+until, lo! there was the dawn beginning behind the eastern hills. A
+wonderful experience. Not much sleeping about it truly,--there is
+commonly not much sleeping about great experiences,--but so beautiful
+that the heart said, 'Go to! why not have this always? Why not sleep
+outdoors every night?' Which is of course exactly the way in which human
+nature works; very reasonable, very sane and convincing, but
+unfortunately never quite so successful as it should be. That which has
+blessed us once must be secured in perpetuity for our souls to feast on
+continually; revelation must fold its wings and abide with us. So we
+soberly go to work and strip all the poetry of divine chance, all the
+delight of the unexpected, from our great occasions by laying plans for
+their systematic recurrence.
+
+ He who bends to himself a joy,
+ Does the winged life destroy;
+ But he who kisses a joy as it flies,
+ Lives in eternity's sunrise.
+
+It is a pity that William Blake could not teach us that once for all. As
+a matter of fact, of course, great occasions care nothing at all for our
+urging; and a plan is an institution which they cordially abhor. The
+stars and the dawn do not condescend to such paraphernalia for waylaying
+them as sleeping-bags, rubber blankets, air-pillows, and mosquito
+netting, with a stout club close at hand in case of tramps or a skunk.
+
+One experience of my own recurs to my memory poignantly here, and I
+think I cannot do better than set it forth. I had passed an
+unforgettable night all alone in a meadow, detained by the evening
+almost insensibly into 'solemn midnight's tingling silences,' and thence
+into the austere dawn. It was an episode such as should have sealed my
+lips forever; but I profanely spoke of it, and at once the contagion of
+interest spread through the little village.
+
+'What fun! Did you have your rubbers on? Did you sit in a chair? I
+should think you would have sat in a chair--so much more comfortable!
+Well, I tell you what, let's do it together,--a lot of us, so we won't
+be afraid,--and let's climb a mountain. The sunset and dawn will be
+beautiful from a mountain.'
+
+We did it; I blush to confess that some twenty-five of us did it. It
+was an excursion planned and discussed for a matter of two weeks (a full
+moon being part of the programme), and there was no accident unforeseen,
+no event unprovided for. The procession that wended its way, toiling and
+puffing, up the ascent of Haystack,--the favored mountain selected for
+the high pedestal of our rapture,--on the auspicious night, was about as
+sad, and withal as funny, an affront as the secrecy of beauty ever
+received. Blankets, steamer-rugs, pillows, shawls, hammocks,
+whiskey-flasks--how we groaned beneath the burden of all these things.
+We lost the way, of course, and had to beat the woods in every
+direction; we were tired and hot and--cross? Perhaps. But we knew what
+our rôle was, and when we reached the top of the mountain, we all of us
+stood very solemnly in a row and said, 'How beautiful!'
+
+It was beautiful; that was just the fineness of the night's triumph over
+us--over me at least; I cannot speak for the other twenty-four. To this
+day, be it said in parentheses, whenever we mention that night on
+Haystack we lift our eyes in ecstasy, and no one of us has ever
+confessed any sense of lack. But honestly, honestly at the last (dear
+stalwart relief of honesty!), that experiment was a failure--so
+beautiful that the spirit should have been lifted out of the body, and
+would have been, had it stood alone, had it not already exhausted itself
+in plans and expectations. Beneath us, a far-spreading sea of misty,
+rolling hills, all vague and blended in the light of the soaring moon;
+above us, such a sweep of sky as only mountain-tops command; around us,
+silence, silence. Yet the unstrenuous orchard at home, with its tranquil
+acceptance of such degree of sunset light as was granted to it, and of
+the moon's presence when she rose above the apple trees, would have
+conveyed the night's message a thousand times more clearly.
+
+It is seldom worth while to describe any failure of the spirit very
+minutely, and tragedy is not the tone this paper would assume; but one
+slight episode of the dawn following that fatal night must be related.
+We were gathered on the eastern edge of our mountain top, a tousled,
+gray, disheveled lot, heavy-eyed and weary. Does the reader understand
+the significance of the term 'to prevent the dawn'? He does if he has
+stood and waited for the sun to rise--or the moon or any of the
+constellations, for that matter. All heavenly bodies retard their
+progress through the influence of being waited for. 'Surely now!' a
+dozen times we warned one another there, with our faces toward the
+quickening east; yet no glittering, lambent rim slid up to greet our
+eyes.
+
+At last a decent comely cloud came to the rescue of the sun, halting and
+embarrassed, and settled snugly all about the mountain of the
+day-spring. Into this the sun was born, so obscurely that it rode high
+above the mountain's edge, shorn and dull, a rubber ball, before we
+discovered it. 'Why--why--' some one began, stammering; and then there
+was a dramatic pause. Brave and determined though we were in our pursuit
+of ecstasy, we could not burst forth into song like Memnon statues at
+the sight of that belated orange, 'Lo, the Lord Sun!' Not at all. It was
+the merest varlet. In this dilemma of our hearts, a funny little wailing
+cry came from the cliff's edge: 'I want my money back! I want my money
+back!' It was a perfect commentary on the whole situation, as fine and
+humorous and true an utterance as could be asked on the foiled occasion.
+We laughed at it, and all the air was straightway clearer for us. Then
+down the mountain-side we trooped, and went home to bed.
+
+Of course I am not unaware of the impatience of some readers, if they
+have taken pains to scan so far this earnest exposition. The outdoor
+movement is not one primarily of sentiment, but of health and happiness;
+and the story just related is aside from the point. That may be true. I
+certainly stand in respect of the great claims of the physical side of
+the subject, and would not deal with them. By all means, let all people
+be as well as possible. But it is still the other side, the side of
+sentiment and rapture, which is most pleadingly often brought home to
+me.
+
+It is pitiful how helpless we are against the invasions of a new
+enthusiasm like this--we sober, conservative folk. I still sleep in my
+bed, in my room, but the satisfaction I used to take in the innocent
+practice is broken of late by haunting fears that I may not be able to
+keep it up. My friends will not let me alone.
+
+'Of all things! why don't you sleep out here, on this little upper
+piazza? Precisely the place! I can't understand how you can ignore such
+an opportunity.'
+
+'Well, you see,'--my answer was glib at first,--'the piazza overhangs
+the road, and the milk-wagons go by very early. I don't want to get up
+at four o'clock every morning.'
+
+'They couldn't see much of you, I should think,'--with a thoughtful
+measuring glance,--'not more than your toes and the tip of your nose.'
+
+'Oh, thank you, that's quite enough!'
+
+'Well, you might saw off the legs of a cot, to bring it below the
+railing. Or just a mattress spread on the floor would do very well.'
+
+Just a mattress spread on the floor! That closes the argument. I have no
+spirit left to prefer any other objections to these dauntless souls,
+such as the rain (the piazza has no roof). But what would a cold bath be
+if not distinctly so much to the good in view of the toilet operations
+of the following morning? There is no course left me but that final
+one,--which should in honesty have come first,--of damning myself by the
+hopeless assertion, 'I don't want to sleep out of doors.' This locks the
+argument, and the barrier stands complete, shutting me off in a world by
+myself, interrupting the genial flow of sympathetic friendship. But I
+love my friends. Therefore it follows that I tremble for my further
+repose in my bed. I fear I shall yet utter midnight sighs on that piazza
+floor.
+
+Indoors, dear indoors! I would I might plead its cause a little here.
+Does no one ever pause to reflect that there was never any outdoors at
+all until indoors was created? The two had a simultaneous birth, but it
+was an appurtenance of the latter that marked the distinction and gave
+the names. A little humiliating that might have seemed to any creatures
+less generous than woods and mountains--to have been here really from
+the beginning, ages and ages in glorious life, and then to take their
+first generic name, find their first classification, all of them in a
+lump together (what a lump!) as the other side of a fragile barrier to a
+mushroom construction. One wonders that those who exalt the outdoors as
+everything nowadays, do not find some better title for it than its
+dooryard term. But those who love the indoors too, though they may smile
+at the calm presumption of its dubbing the universe, accept the
+conclusion without any question. Man is after all the creature of
+creatures, and his life is of first importance. We do not hear that the
+woodchuck speaks of _out-hole_, or the bird of _out-tree_.
+
+Such life of man is an inner thing, intensely inner; its essence lies in
+its inwardness. It can hardly know itself 'all abroad'; it must needs
+have devised for itself a shelter as soon as it came to
+self-consciousness, a refuge, not only from storm and cold but from the
+distracting variety of the extensive world. Indoors is really an august
+symbol, a very grave and reverend thing, if we apprehend it rightly. It
+stands for the separate life of man, apart from (though still a part of,
+too) the rest of the universe. Take any one room inhabited daily by a
+person of strong individuality,--how alive it is! How brisk and alert in
+the very attitudes of the chairs and the pictures on the walls! Or, more
+happily, how serene and reposeful! Or how matter-of-fact! Morbid and
+passionate, flippant, austere, boisterous, decorous,--anything,
+everything a room may be which a human creature may be; and that range,
+as most of us know, is almost unlimited.
+
+It is hard to understand how any person can fail to respond to the warm
+appeal of his own abode. Say one has been abroad all day (another term
+that assumes the house as a starting-point), climbing the mountains,
+exploring the woods, ravishing eyes and heart with the beauty of the
+excellent world. Night comes at last, and weariness droops upon the
+flesh. Enough! Even the spirit's cry finds a pause. Enough, enough! The
+wide world suddenly spreads so vast that it overwhelms and frightens;
+there is something pitiless in the reach of the unbounded sky. Then, as
+fast as they can, the lagging feet make for a point on the hillside
+where the eyes can command the valley, and swiftly, eagerly flies the
+glance to one dear accustomed goal. A white house nestled among the
+trees,--that is all, yet it thrills the heart with a potent summons
+which mountain-peaks and sunsets do not know. Home! Ah, hurry, then!
+
+Down the hill, across the pasture, in at the white gate, and up the two
+marble steps. The front door stands open unconcernedly. The house makes
+no stir at receiving its inmate back,--its inmate whose life it has held
+and brooded during his absence, waiting to reinvest him with it when he
+wants it again,--but there is a quiet sense of welcome, a content of
+returning, which is among the sweetest and most establishing of human
+experiences. The clock ticks steadily in the hall, its hands approaching
+the genial hour of supper-time. Within the open library door, the books
+dream on the shelves. Little sounds of a tranquil preparation come from
+the dining-room; the tea-kettle sings, the black kitten purrs. Blessed
+indoors! It draws a veil gently over the tired head, bewildered with
+much marveling, lays a cool hand over the eyes, says, 'Now rest, rest.'
+Indoors is like the Guardian Angel in Browning's poem.
+
+After supper, one sits by the lamp and reads peacefully. Aunt Susan
+reads, too, on the other side of the big table, and Cousin Jane sews.
+The books and the pictures look on benignly, and even the furniture is
+instinct with a mute eloquence of companionship. The song of the night
+insects throbs without, and millers hurl themselves with soft thuds
+against the windows; an owl mutters to himself in the maple tree. But
+not for anything would one go out, not for anything would one leave this
+glowing, brooding, protecting indoors which one has regained. After a
+while, one goes upstairs and lays one's self in the safe white bed in
+one's own room. The windows are open to the night, but solid walls are
+all round about; and, before the sleepily closing eyes, gleam one's own
+peculiar cherished belongings in the creeping moonlight. Into the very
+heart of one's life one has returned at the close of the day, and there
+one goes to sleep. 'In returning and rest shall ye be saved; in
+quietness and in confidence shall be your strength.'
+
+And we will not? Is the discouraged clause, promptly succeeding to that
+most beautiful verse of Isaiah, true, then, of us? Are we going to
+despoil ourselves of all the poetry, the intimate meaning of our indoor
+life?
+
+'A place in which to dress and undress--that is all I want of a house,'
+an energetic young woman said.
+
+A bath-house would suit her perfectly. Perhaps that is what we are
+coming to--rows of bath-houses, with sleeping-bags stored up in them
+against the night. Alas for the pictures! Alas for the music! Alas for
+the books!
+
+The books! There is a happy suggestion. I believe the books will save
+us. There is certainty nothing that objects with greater decision and
+emphasis to sleeping out of doors than a book--yes, even a volume of
+Walt Whitman. Books are obstinate in their way; they know their own
+minds, and there are some things which they will not do. The effect of
+leaving one in the orchard inadvertently over night has a final
+melancholy about it which most book-lovers understand poignantly. Could
+books be printed on india rubber and bound in water-proof cloth?
+Perhaps; but the method does not sound attractive enough to be feasible
+even in these practical days. No, I believe the books will save us. They
+are a great army and they have power; a steady conservative hold is
+theirs on their restless owners. Other threatening situations, they have
+saved and are constantly saving.
+
+'I sometimes think I'd give up housekeeping, and not have a home any
+more,' one woman said, 'if it weren't for my books. But I can't part
+with them, nor yet can I get them all into one room; so here I stay.'
+
+'Buy books?' exclaimed a New York man. 'No; it hurts them too much to
+move them.'
+
+Which innocent implication has caused me many a thoughtful smile.
+
+Essentially human,--with the humanity of the ages, not of a few
+decades,--books understand what man really wants, and what he must have,
+better than he does himself. In the serene and gracious indoors, they
+took up their places long ago, and there they remain, and there they
+will always make shift to abide. Perhaps, if we sit down close at their
+feet, we, too, may abide.
+
+
+
+
+The Contented Heart
+
+By Lucy Elliot Keeler
+
+
+_Cœur Content, grand Talent_, runs the motto of one of my friends;
+which early led me to dub her, Contented Heart. Is it not human nature,
+such easy assumption of an interesting aspiration as a fact to be
+posted? As logical as to expect Mr. Short to check his stature at five
+feet two; as humanly contrary as for the Blacks to name their girls
+Lily, Blanche, and Pearl. They usually do. I remember a Bermudian
+rector, leaning down to inquire the name of the black baby to be
+christened, suddenly quickened into audibility by the mother's reply:
+'Keren-Happuck, sir, yes, sir, one of the Miss Jobs, sir.' Now Job's
+daughters were fairest among the daughters of men.
+
+Contented Heart has obsessed my mind of late. I like to take the other
+side: everybody does. Does like to and does; and because the air to-day
+is redolent of unrest and discontent, I put in the assertion that,
+nevertheless, the great majority of my acquaintances possess that great
+talent,--translate it knack, or translate it acquirement,--a contented
+heart. I seldom talk intimately with anybody but I hear something like
+this:--
+
+'I have been visiting at the X's. What a superb place! but I do not envy
+them. Think of the care and expense and the servant question. Simple as
+my cot is, I honestly prefer it.' Or, 'What a fortune the H's appear to
+have. It would be comfortable to get what one wants and go where one
+wishes; not to worry at tax-paying time and new-suit time. Still I doubt
+if they get half the enjoyment from their acquisitions that we do who
+have to save and plan for ours.' Or, 'You do not use eye-glasses? How
+fortunate! they are such a nuisance. But hush--such a boon. I should be
+helpless without them. I am not sure but it is even a good thing to be
+born with them on, so to speak. My contemporaries who are beginning to
+use them are most unhappy, while glasses are just a part of my face.'
+Or, 'It is a great affliction to be deaf in even one ear. The person on
+that one side of you thinks you prefer the conversation of the person on
+the other side. Yet, as my brother said when he saw me struggling to
+make out a dull speaker's words, "Why abuse your natural advantage?"
+
+How do people with two good ears sleep? They cannot bury them both in
+the pillow. Suppose our ears were so sensitive that we noticed every
+footstep on the street! Being deaf is merely to enjoy some of the
+advantages that the society to prevent unnecessary noises seeks to
+confer on a normal public. We admire a beautiful face and then add, 'But
+how she must hate to grow old; a tragedy of the mirror that we homely
+souls are spared.' All my life I envied persons with straight noses till
+I began to observe that with age the straight nose droops into a beak,
+whereas the youthful tip-tilt and concavity kind straightens its end to
+a fair classicism. Thus others than the Vicar of Wakefield draw upon
+content for the deficiencies of fortune.
+
+Of course content is dilemma enough to have its two horns: the double
+peaks of taking life too easily, and of taking it too hard. In his
+statue of Christ, Thorvaldsen expressed his conviction that he had
+reached his culminating point,--since he had never been so satisfied
+with any work before,--and was 'alarmed that I _am_ satisfied.' That
+'the people ask nothing better' is the slogan of the grafter. No reform
+comes without its preceding period of discontent; dissatisfaction is the
+price to be paid for better things; a revolutionary attitude must be
+maintained. Stevenson knew a Welsh blacksmith who at twenty-five could
+neither read nor write, at which time he heard a chapter of _Robinson
+Crusoe_ read aloud in a farm kitchen. Up to that moment he had sat
+content, huddled in his ignorance; but he left the kitchen another man.
+There were day-dreams, it appeared, divine day-dreams, written and
+printed and bound, and to be bought for money and enjoyed at pleasure.
+Down he sat that day, painfully learned to read Welsh, and returned to
+borrow the book. It had been lost, nor could he find another copy, only
+one in English. Down he sat once more, learned English, and at length
+with entire delight read _Robinson_.
+
+As there is a noble way of being discontented, so there is an ignoble
+content. The Contented Heart is not a phrase to soothe us, but a power
+to work results. It must constantly emerge upon a higher plane, or it
+will fall. Few of us would be willing to retain just the personal habits
+that we have now. Sir Gilbert Elliot drove his sister out of her
+literary inertia when he bet gloves to ribbons that she could not write
+a modern ballad on the _Flowers of the Forest_. The result is one of the
+most popular songs of Scotland. There is also a sham content whose
+practitioners often get their 'cumuppances' as effectively as did Thomas
+Raikes. The Duchess of York led him about her garden, where was a
+menagerie crowded with eagles and some favorite macaws. A herd of
+kangaroos and ostriches appeared and a troop of monkeys. Next morning a
+kangaroo and a macaw strolled into Raikes's bedroom. He was too much of
+a courtier to tell his terror. At breakfast he said, 'If I like one
+creature more than another it is a kangaroo, while there is nothing so
+good for a bedroom sentinel as a strong-legged macaw.' The good Duchess
+smiled pleasantly and put Raikes down in her will for two macaws.
+
+A certain kind of content enlivens us with the bliss of others'
+ignorance. Tacitus was one of the first historians in our modern sense,
+yet he described a motionless frozen sea in the north from which a hiss
+is heard as the sun plunges down into it at night; and Pliny noted that
+the reflection of mirrors is due to the percussion of the air thrown
+back upon the eyes. Kipling laughed slyly at the traveler in India who
+spent his time gazing at the names of the railway stations in Baedeker.
+When the train rushed through a station he would draw a line through the
+name and say, 'I've done that.' Satisfaction with our learning is
+confined to no age or nation. Two Frenchmen in a restaurant showing off
+their English opined, 'It deed rain to-morrow.' 'Yes, it was.'
+Satisfaction with virtue was rebuked by Francis de Sales when he told
+the nuns, who asked to go barefoot, to keep their shoes and change their
+brains. Satisfaction with our importance recalls Harlequin, who when
+asked what he was doing on his paper throne replied that he was
+reigning. Satisfaction with our future is the satisfaction of the eighth
+square of the chessboard where we shall all be queens together, and it's
+all feasting and fun.
+
+I would not, as advocate of the Contented Heart, go so far as Walt
+Whitman when he said that whoever was without his volume of poems should
+be assassinated; but his remark suggests that extreme measures are
+frequently curative. Stanislaus of Poland did not hesitate to recall to
+his daughter the bad days they had undergone. 'See, Marie, how
+Providence cares for good people: you had not even a chemise in 1725,
+and now you are Queen of France.' To take up Dante and read about devils
+boiled in pitch must by comparison cheer morbid humans. The spectacle of
+tragedy in the lives of kings and favorites of the gods such as the
+Greek stage presented was believed to be wholesome because beholders
+thereby faced a scale of misfortune so much exceeding anything in their
+own lives that their mishaps appeared of slight importance in
+comparison. I know that after seeing _Å’dipus Rex_ given by the three
+Salvinis and others in the old amphitheatre in Fiesole, I went off
+murmuring, 'What does it matter if my trunk is lost!' a state of mind to
+which no slighter argument had sufficed to bring me. Surely life is too
+interesting to spend it all knocking off its pretty scallops by aimless
+exaggeration of small troubles, or hanging out our large ones to flap
+the passer-by. Besides which, we get no more sympathy from the passer-by
+than did Giant Despair who sometimes, in sunshiny weather, fell into
+fits.
+
+Captivating as a 'born,' a fortuitous, untrained content may be, trained
+content is of a finer type. One is quantity content, the other quality
+content. Not to smash things up and make them over just as we want them,
+which we should like to do but cannot; not to waste our time fighting
+against conditions, but to take up those conditions, that environment,
+and out of them forge the _œs triplex_ of a contented heart--that, I
+take it, is to be an adept in the fine art of living, and I for one am
+votary.
+
+That the most restless heart can train itself to find content in simple,
+commonplace things, like work, nature, health, books, meditation, and
+friends,--illustrations are bewilderingly abundant. Burne-Jones said he
+would like to stay right in his own house for numberless years, the hope
+of getting on with his painting was happiness enough. Macaulay would
+'rather be a poor man in a garret with plenty of books than a king who
+did not love reading'; and King James said that if he were not a king he
+would be a university man, and if it were so that he must be a prisoner
+he would desire no other durance than to be chained in the Bodleian
+Library with so many noble authors. Carlyle's chief luxury was 'to think
+and smoke tobacco, with a new clay pipe every day, put on the doorstep
+at night for any poor brother-smoker or souvenir-hunter to carry away.'
+
+All Diogenes wanted was that Alexander and his men should stand from
+between him and the sun. Goethe found content in Nature and earnest
+activity; and the happy Turk told Candide that he had twenty acres of
+land which he cultivated with his children, work which put them far from
+great evils: ennui, vice, and need,--'Il faut cultiver notre jardin.'
+Diocletian, one of the cleverest of the Roman emperors, reigned
+twenty-two years and then retired to private life in Dalmatia, building,
+planting, and gardening. Solicited by Maximian to resume the imperial
+purple, he replied that if he could show Maximian the cabbages which he
+had planted with his own hands he would no longer be urged to relinquish
+his enjoyment of happiness for the pursuit of power. Fanny Kemble lived
+all summer in the Alps, the guides describing her exquisitely as the
+lady who goes singing over the mountains. Pedaretus, being left out of
+the election of the three hundred, went home merry, saying that it did
+him good to find there were three hundred better than himself in the
+city. St. Augustine on his thirty-third birthday gave his friends a
+moderate feast followed by a three days' discussion of the Happy Life.
+Bunyan wrote _The Pilgrim's Progress_ not to please his neighbors, but
+his own self to satisfy; in prison, too.
+
+Catherine of Siena, whatever her sufferings, was always jocund, 'ever
+laughing in the Lord.' The blind Madame du Deffand rejoiced that her
+affliction was not rheumatism; Spurgeon's receipt for contentment was
+never to chew pills, but to swallow the disagreeable and have done with
+it; Darwin's comfort was that he had never consciously done anything to
+gain applause; and Jefferson never ceased affirming his belief in the
+satisfying power of common daylight, common pleasures, and all the
+common relations of life. Essipoff, when commiserated on the smallness
+of her hands, insisted that longer ones would be cumbersome. Robert
+Schauffler's specific for a blue Monday is to whistle all the Brahms
+tunes he can remember. Dr. Cuyler, when very ill, replied to a
+relative's suggestion of the glorious company waiting him above, 'I've
+got all eternity to visit with those old fellows; I am in no hurry to
+go'; and old Aunt Mandy, when asked why she was so constantly cheerful,
+replied, 'Lor', chile, I jes' wear this world like a loose garment.'
+
+Acts, all these, the flinging out of hand or tongue against adverse
+fortune. The brain can do it, too. One of the most remarkable statements
+I ever heard is Mary Antin's that she never had a dull hour in her life.
+Now, outside things, doings, could not so have thrilled her days. Her
+spirit kept dullness distant. On the rafters of Montaigne's tower-room
+was written in Greek, 'It is not so much things that torment man as the
+opinion that he has of things.' Our opinions then make the contented or
+the discontented heart. Coleridge affirmed the shaping power of
+imagination to be so vitally human that the joy of life consists in it.
+Haydon's chief pleasure was 'feeding on his own thoughts.' 'Make for
+yourselves nests of pleasant thoughts,' Ruskin urged. 'Whether God gave
+the Venetians St. Mark's bones does not matter,' he says elsewhere, 'but
+he gave them real joy and peace in their imagined treasure, more than we
+have in our real ones.' Lord Rosebery urges people to garden in winter
+in the imagination. Stevenson writes of the ease and pleasure of travels
+in the calendar and a voyage in the atlas; and Keats thought that a man
+might pass a very pleasant life by reading certain pages of poetry and
+wandering with them and musing and dreaming upon them.
+
+It is the mood that makes the contented heart, just as the eye makes the
+horizon, and we ourselves make the light that we see things by. Clothes
+warm us only by keeping our own heat in. 'Everyone is well or ill at
+ease,' says Epictetus, 'according as he finds himself; not he whom the
+world believes but himself believes to be so is content.' To be
+concrete, take riches. 'Greedy fools,' sings the modern poet,
+
+ 'Measure themselves by poor men never;
+ Their standard being still richer men
+ Makes them poor ever.'
+
+The rich man is merely one who has something to spare; and the really
+poor one he who has nothing over. If you can give anything you are rich.
+Try it. An old man tells me how Mark Hopkins used to examine the boys in
+the Westminster Catechism: 'What is the chief end of man?' 'To glorify
+God and enjoy him forever.' 'Well,' he burst forth, 'why don't you do it
+then?' It is not conceit, but hygiene of the soul, to 'enjoy one's
+self,' taking the conventional phrase literally. The trick of happiness,
+says Walt Whitman, is to tone down your wants and tastes low enough;
+and Stevenson puts in his say that the true measure of success is
+appreciation: 'I stand more in need of a deeper sense of contentment
+with life than of knowledge of the Bulgarian tongue.' What would the
+possession of a thousand a year avail, asks Thackeray, to one who was
+allowed to enjoy it only with the condition of wearing a shoe with a
+couple of nails in it?
+
+Take knowledge, not to be confounded with wisdom,--'I have none,' sang
+Keats's thrush, 'and yet the evening listens.' It did not hurt Horace
+
+ if others be
+ More rich or better read than me,
+ Each has his place.
+
+Montaigne would rather be more content and less knowing; and there is
+Lessing's great confession of faith: that if God in his right hand held
+all truth, and in his left the striving for truth, 'if he should say to
+me, "Choose," I would say, "Father, give me this striving, pure truth is
+for thee alone."'
+
+Take work. Do you complain of it? Try doing more, of a productive sort.
+An engine-builder received complaint that his engine burned too much
+coal. 'How many cars on the train?' was the telegraphed query, with the
+reply, 'Four.' 'Try twelve,' went the prescription, and the train drew
+twelve with economy of fuel. 'Your brain tired?' William James echoed a
+student. 'Never mind, work straight on and your brain will get its
+second wind.' I myself do not know of any anodyne surer and quicker
+than that found in the garden. When all the world is askew, dibbling in
+seedlings in straight rows is a wonderful solace. Why do so many women
+treat domesticity as drudgery? Its infinite variety, so unlike the
+monotonous tasks of men, often wearies the mind, but like Chesterton I
+do not see how it can narrow it. And socialism, with its cry of
+armchairs for workingmen! Armchairs, as Creighton nobly says, will bring
+no lasting happiness; but to quicken a human being, even one's self,
+into a sense of the meaning of his life and destiny, that is a real
+happiness.
+
+Take sorrow. Is it not infinitely better to have loved and lost than
+never to have loved at all? Are there not many good moments in life
+which outweigh its greatest sorrows?
+
+Take overpressure. Luther advised Melanchthon to stop managing the
+universe and let the Almighty do it; and Dr. Trumbull preached 'the duty
+of refusing to do good.'
+
+Take the grief caused by others. One of the bravest women I know used in
+times of anxiety to gather her little children about her and say gayly,
+'Now I will make some graham gems, and open some marmalade, and we will
+take a little comfort.' Solomon or Aristotle could have done no more.
+
+Take, for a smile's sake, the weather. It may be bad, but as we cannot
+change it, the thing is our attitude toward it; and as dark enshrouds
+us, 'The sun is set,' said Mr. Inglesant, cheerfully; 'but it will rise
+again. Let us go home.'
+
+In such ways as these the right-minded person will meet his discontents
+face to face, and one by one eliminate them. He will also take stock of
+his assets. St. Teresa said that by thinking of heaven for a quarter of
+an hour every day one might hope to deserve it. Why do we not
+deliberately devote some minutes each day to saying to ourselves, 'I am
+tolerably well; I have food and shelter; everybody so far as I know
+respects me, and a few persons love me truly. I have books and a garden,
+the stars and the sea. I enjoy this and that, and before long the other.
+The thing so long dreaded has never come to pass. I will embark at any
+rate for the land of the Contented Heart.' Would not such a conscious
+recapitulation be an actual force building up this thing of which we
+talk?
+
+Can content be conveyed? Can it be passed from one who has it to one who
+has it not--as one lamp lights another nor grows less? I wonder what
+would be the effect of a group of young women, lately conning over in
+college class--
+
+ With what I most enjoy contented least--
+
+if they should resolve to stop all that, and, undeterred by others'
+estimate of values, be trustees of their own content, not suffering it
+to be contingent upon the manners and conduct of others? I believe that
+it would act like the magnet, which not only attracts the needle but
+infuses it with the power of drawing others. Great-heart so inspired the
+travelers that Christiana seized her viol and Mercy her lute, and, as
+they made sweet music, Ready-to-Halt took Despondency's daughter, Mrs.
+Much-Afraid, by the hand and together they went dancing down the road.
+
+Which is apropos of my contention that the Contented Heart is not so
+rare!
+
+
+THE END
+
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+ATLANTIC
+CLASSICS
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+The Atlantic Monthly Company
+Boston
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+COPYRIGHT, 1916, BY THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY COMPANY
+
+ TO
+
+ The Pleasantest of Companions,
+ Most Constant of Friends,
+ Who Seeks not Flattery but Counsel,
+ Provoked on Occasion only
+ And never Vexing beyond Endurance,
+ Wise with Ancient Wisdom,
+ And Fresh from the Fountain of Youth--
+
+ THE
+ ATLANTIC CONTRIBUTOR
+
+
+
+
+Preface
+
+
+This volume, composed of essays which on their appearance in the
+_Atlantic_ have met with especial favor and which from their character
+seem to deserve a longer life than the paper covers of a magazine
+permit, is published out of deference to a multitude of requests. Many
+readers have asked that this essay or that be preserved in permanent
+form, while many teachers both in college and high school have written
+us that the usefulness of the _Atlantic_ in the classroom would be
+enhanced by the appearance of an edition which, selecting from the
+selection already made from month to month, should constitute a kind of
+_Atlantic Anthology_, preserving the magazine's flavor and character and
+offering, as it were, a sample of what it aims to be.
+
+To give to this collection that variety which is the spice of a
+magazine's life, the editor has selected a single contribution from each
+of sixteen characteristic _Atlantic_ authors, making his choice from
+material not greatly affected by the interests of the moment. In two or
+three instances appears an essay which has already been published in
+some collection of an author's work, and the _Atlantic_ wishes to
+acknowledge with thanks permission from Houghton Mifflin Company to
+print once again Professor Sharp's delightful "Turtle Eggs for Agassiz,"
+which has been included in his volume "The Face of the Fields," and Mr.
+Nicholson's agreeable delineation of the "Provincial American"; while it
+gratefully adds its acknowledgment to Henry Holt and Company for the
+reappearance of Mr. Strunsky's "The Street," already published in his
+inimitable little volume, "Belshazzar Court."
+
+Our chief thanks, now and always, are due to the _Atlantic's_
+contributors, to whom we owe all we have or hope for. Were not our
+design limited, we should gladly enrich this collection with much
+material from our file, which is quite as worthy to represent the
+magazine, but which, for one reason or another, we judge less suitable
+for the purposes of the present volume.
+
+THE EDITOR.
+
+
+
+
+Contents
+
+
+FIDDLERS ERRANT _Robert Haven Schauffler_ 1
+
+TURTLE EGGS FOR AGASSIZ _Dallas Lore Sharp_ 23
+
+A FATHER TO HIS FRESHMAN SON _Edward Sanford Martin_ 45
+
+INTENSIVE LIVING _Cornelia A. P. Comer_ 59
+
+REMINISCENCE WITH POSTSCRIPT _Owen Wister_ 87
+
+THE OTHER SIDE _Margaret Sherwood_ 110
+
+ON AUTHORS _Margaret Preston Montague_ 124
+
+THE PROVINCIAL AMERICAN _Meredith Nicholson_ 130
+
+OUR LADY POVERTY _Agnes Repplier_ 153
+
+ENTERTAINING THE CANDIDATE _Katharine Baker_ 173
+
+THE STREET _Simeon Strunsky_ 181
+
+FASHIONS IN MEN _Katharine Fullerton Gerould_ 201
+
+A CONFESSION IN PROSE _Walter Prichard Eaton_ 225
+
+IN THE CHAIR _Ralph Bergengren_ 243
+
+THE PASSING OF INDOORS _Zephine Humphrey_ 252
+
+THE CONTENTED HEART _Lucy Elliot Keeler_ 265
+
+
+
+
+Fiddlers Errant
+
+By Robert Haven Schauffler
+
+I
+
+
+MUSICAL adventures largely depend on your instrument. Go traveling with
+a bassoon or clarionet packed in your trunk, and romance will pass you
+by. But far otherwise will events shape themselves if you set forth with
+a fiddle.
+
+The moment I turned my back upon the humdrum flute and embraced the
+'cello, that instrument of romance, things began happening thick and
+fast in a hitherto uneventful life. I found that to sally forth with
+your 'cello couchant under your arm, like a lance of the days of
+chivalry, was to invite adventure. You tempted Providence to make things
+interesting for you, up to the moment when you returned home and stood
+your fat, melodious friend in the corner on his one leg--like the stork,
+that other purveyor of joyful surprises.
+
+One reason why the 'cellist is particularly liable to meet with musical
+adventures is because the nature of his talent is so plainly visible.
+The parcel under his arm labels him FIDDLER in larger scare-caps than
+Mr. Hearst ever invented for headlines. It is seen of all men. There is
+no concealment possible. For it would, indeed, be less practicable to
+hide your 'cello under a bushel than to hide a bushel under your 'cello.
+
+The non-reducible obesity of this instrument is apt to bring you
+adventures of all sorts: wrathful sometimes, when urchins recognize it
+as a heaven-sent target for snowballs; or when adults audibly quote Dean
+Swift's asinine remark, 'He was a fiddler and therefore a rogue.'
+Absurd, sometimes, as when the ticket-chopper in the subway bars your
+path under the misapprehension that you are carrying a double-bass; and
+when the small boys at the exit offer you a _Saturday Evening Post_ in
+return for 'a tune on that there banjo.' But more often the episodes are
+pleasant, as when your bulky trademark enables some kindred spirit to
+recognize you as his predestined companion on impromptu adventures in
+music.
+
+I was at first almost painfully aware of my 'cello's conspicuousness
+because I had abandoned for it an instrument so retiring by nature that
+you might carry it till death in your side pocket, yet never have it
+contribute an unusual episode to your career. But from the moment when I
+discovered the exaggerated old fiddle in the attic, slumbering in its
+black coffin, and wondered what it was all about, and brought it
+resurrection and life,--events began. I have never known exactly what
+was the magic inherent in the dull, guttural, discouraged protests of
+the strings which I experimentally plucked that day. But their
+songs-without-words-or-music seemed to me pregnant with promises of
+beauty and romance far beyond the ken of the forthright flute. So then
+and there I decided to embark upon the delicate and dangerous enterprise
+of learning another instrument.
+
+It was indeed delicate and dangerous because it had to be prosecuted as
+secretly as sketching hostile fortifications. Father must not suspect. I
+feared that if he heard the demonic groans of a G string in pain, or the
+ghoulish whimperings of a manhandled A, he would mount to the attic,
+throw back his head, look down upon me through those lower crescents of
+his spectacles which always made him look a trifle unsympathetic, and
+pronounce that baleful formula: 'My son, come into my study!' For I knew
+he labored under the delusion that I already 'blew in' too much time on
+the flute, away from the companionship of All Gaul, _enteuthen
+exelaunei_, and Q.E.D. As for any additional instrument, I feared that
+he would reduce it to a pulp at sight, and me too.
+
+My first secret step was to secure a long strip of paper to be pasted on
+the finger-board under the strings. It was all pockmarked with black
+dots and letters, so that if the music told you to play the note G, all
+you had to do was to contort your neck properly and remove your left
+hand from the path of vision, then gaze cross-eyed and upside down at
+the finger-board until you discovered the particular dot labeled G. The
+next move was to clap your fingertip upon that dot and straighten out
+your neck and eyes and apply the bow. Then out would come a triumphant
+G,--that is, provided your fingers had not already rubbed G's
+characteristically undershot lip so much as to erase away the letter's
+individuality. In that case, to be sure, all your striving for G might
+result only in C after all.
+
+It was fascinating work, though. And every afternoon as the hour of
+four, and father's 'constitutional,' approached, I would 'get set' like
+a sprinter on my mark in the upper hall. The moment the front door
+closed definitely behind my parent I would dash for the attic and
+commence my cervical and ocular contortions. It was dangerous, too. For
+it was so hard to stop betimes that one evening father made my blood run
+cold by inquiring, 'What were you moaning about upstairs before dinner?'
+I fear that I attributed these sounds to travail in Latin scholarship,
+and an alleged sympathy for the struggles of the dying Gaul.
+
+The paper finger-board was so efficacious that in a week I felt ready to
+taste the first fruits of toil. So I insinuated a pair of musical
+friends into the house one afternoon, to try an easy trio. They were a
+brother and sister who played violin and piano. Things went so
+brilliantly that we resolved on a public performance within a few days,
+at the South High School. Alas, if I had only taken the supposed
+rapidity of my progress with a grain of attic salt! But my only
+solicitude was over the problem how to smuggle the too conspicuous
+instrument to school, on the morning of the concert, without the
+knowledge of a vigilant father. We decided at last that any such attempt
+would be suicidal rashness. So I borrowed another boy's father's 'cello,
+and, in default of the printed strip, I penciled under the strings notes
+of the whereabouts of G, C, and so forth, making G shoot out the lip
+with extra decision.
+
+Our public performance was a _succès fou_,--that is, it was a _succès_
+up to a certain point, and _fou_ beyond it, when one disaster followed
+another. My fingers played so hard as to rub out G's lower lip. They
+quite obliterated A, turned E into F, and B into a fair imitation of D.
+These involuntary revisions led me to introduce the very boldest modern
+harmonies into one of the most naïvely traditional strains of Cornelius
+Gurlitt. Now, in the practice of the art of music one never with
+impunity pours new harmonic wine into old bottles. The thing is simply
+not done.
+
+Perhaps, though, we might have muddled through somehow, had not my
+violinist friend, during a rest, poked me cruelly in the ribs with his
+bow and remarked in a coarse stage whisper, 'Look who's there!'
+
+I looked, and gave a gasp. It might have passed for an excellent
+rehearsal of my last gasp. In the very front row sat--father! He
+appeared sardonic and businesslike. The fatal formula seemed already to
+be trembling upon his lips. The remnants of B, C, D, and so forth
+suddenly blurred before my crossed eyes. With the most dismal report our
+old bottle of chamber music blew up, and I fled from the scene.
+
+'My son, come into my study.'
+
+In an ague I had waited half the evening for those hated words; and with
+laggard step and miserable forebodings I followed across the hall. But
+the day was destined to end in still another surprise. When father
+finally faced me in that awful sanctum, he was actually smiling in the
+jolliest manner, and I divined that the rod was going to be spared.
+
+'What's all this?' he inquired. 'Thought you'd surprise your old dad,
+eh? Come, tell me about it.'
+
+So I told him about it; and he was so sympathetic that I found courage
+for the great request.
+
+'Pa,' I stammered, 'sometimes I think p'raps I don't hold the bow just
+right. It scratches so. Please might I take just four lessons from a
+regular teacher so I could learn all about how to play the 'cello?'
+
+Father choked a little. But he looked jollier than ever as he replied,
+'Yes, my son, on condition that you promise to lay the flute entirely
+aside until you have learned _all_ about how to play the 'cello.'
+
+I promised.
+
+I have faithfully kept that promise.
+
+
+II
+
+Fiddlers errant are apt to rush in and occupy the centre of the stage
+where angels in good and regular practice fear even to tune up. One of
+the errant's pet vagaries is to volunteer his services in orchestras too
+good for him. Not long after discovering that I would need more than
+four lessons to learn quite all there was to know about the 'cello,--in
+fact, just nine months after discovering the coffin in the attic,--I
+'rushed in.' Hearing that _The Messiah_ was to be given at Christmas, I
+approached the conductor and magniloquently informed him that I was a
+'cellist and that, seeing he was he, I would contribute my services
+without money and without price to the coming performance.
+
+With a rather dubious air my terms were accepted. That same evening at
+rehearsal I found that the entire bass section of the orchestra
+consisted of three 'cellos. These were presided over by an inaudible,
+and therefore negligible, little girl, a hoary sage who always arrived
+very late and left very early, and myself. I shall never forget my
+sensations when the sage, at a crucial point, suddenly packed up and
+left me, an undeveloped musical Atlas, to bear the entire weight of the
+orchestra on one pair of puny shoulders. Under these conditions it was a
+memorable ordeal to read at sight 'The Trumpet Shall Sound.' The trumpet
+sounded, indeed. That was more than the 'cello did in certain passages!
+As for the dead being raised, however, that happened according to
+programme.
+
+After this high-tension episode, I pulled myself together, only to fall
+into a cruel and unusual pit which the treacherous Händel dug for
+'cellists by writing one single passage in that unfamiliar alto clef
+which looks so much like the usual tenor clef that before the least
+suspicion of impending disaster dawns, you are down in the pit,
+hopelessly floundering.
+
+I emerged from this rehearsal barely alive; but I had really enjoyed
+myself so much more than I had suffered, or made others suffer, that my
+initial impulse to rush at sight into strange orchestras now became
+stereotyped into a habit. Since then what delightful evenings I have
+spent in the old Café Martin and in the old Café Boulevarde where my
+'cellist friends in the orchestras were ever ready to resign their
+instruments into my hands for a course or two, and the leader always let
+me pick out the music!
+
+But one afternoon in upper Broadway I met with the sort of adventure
+that figures in the fondest dreams of fiddlers errant. I had strolled
+into the nearest hotel to use the telephone. As I passed through the
+restaurant, my attention was caught by a vaguely familiar strain from
+the musicians' gallery. Surely this was unusual spiritual provender to
+offer a crowd of typical New York diners! More and more absorbed in
+trying to recognize the music, I sank into an armchair in the lobby, the
+telephone quite forgotten. The instruments were working themselves up to
+some magnificent climax, and working me up at the same time. It began to
+sound more and more like the greatest of all music,--the musician's very
+holiest of holies. Surely I must be dreaming! My fingers crooked
+themselves for a pinch. But just then the unseen instruments swung back
+into the opening theme of the Brahms piano quartette in A major.
+Merciful heavens! A Brahms quartette in Broadway? Pan in Wall Street?
+Silence. With three jumps I was up in the little gallery, wringing the
+hands of those performers and calling down blessings upon their
+quixotism as musical missionaries. 'Missionaries?' echoed the leader in
+amusement. 'Ah, no. We could never hope to convert those down there.' He
+waved a scornful hand at the consumers of lobster below. 'Now and then
+we play Brahms just in order that we may save our own souls.' The
+'cellist rose, saluted, and extended his bow in my direction, like some
+proud commander surrendering his sword. 'Will it please you,' he
+inquired, 'to play the next movement?' It pleased me.
+
+
+III
+
+Fiddlers errant find that traveling with a 'cello is almost as good--and
+almost as bad--as traveling with a child. It helps you, for example, in
+cultivating friendly relations with fellow passengers. Suppose there is
+a broken wheel, or the engineer is waiting for Number 26 to pass, or you
+are stalled for three days in a blizzard,--what more jolly than to
+undress your 'cello and play each of those present the tune he would
+most like to hear, and lead the congregational singing of 'Dixie,'
+'Tipperary,' 'Drink to me only,' and 'Home, Sweet Home'? A fiddle may
+even make tenable one of those railway junctions which Stevenson cursed
+as the nadir of intrinsic uninterestingness, and which Mr. Clayton
+Hamilton praised with such _brio_.
+
+But this is only the bright side. In some ways traveling with a 'cello
+is as uncomfortable as traveling, not only with a baby, but with a
+donkey. Unless indeed you have an instrument with a convenient hinged
+door in the back so that you may pack it full of pyjamas, collars,
+brushes, MSS, and so forth, thus dispensing with a bag; or unless you
+can calk up its _f_ holes and use the instrument as a canoe on occasion,
+a 'cello is about as inconvenient a traveling companion as the corpse in
+R.L.S.'s tale, which would insist on getting into the wrong box.
+
+Some idea of the awkwardness of taking the 'cello along in a sleeping
+car may be gathered from its nicknames. It is called the 'bull-fiddle.'
+It is called the 'dog-house.' But, unlike either bulls or kennels, it
+cannot safely be forwarded by freight or express. The formula for
+Pullman travel with a 'cello is as follows: First ascertain whether the
+conductor will let you aboard with the instrument. If not, try the next
+train. When successful, fee the porter heavily at sight, thus softening
+his heart so that he will assign the only spare upper birth to your
+baby. And warn him in impressive tones that the instrument is priceless,
+and on no account to touch it. You need not fear thieves. Sooner than
+steal a 'cello, the light-fingered would button his coat over a baby
+white elephant and let it tusk his vitals.
+
+I have cause to remember my first and only holiday trip with the
+Princeton Glee, Mandolin, and Banjo Clubs. My function being to play
+solos and to assist the Mandolin Club, I demanded for the 'cello an
+upper berth in the special car. But I was overwhelmed with howls of
+derision and assurances that I was a very fresh soph indeed. The first
+night, my instrument reposed in some mysterious recess under a leaky
+cooler, where all too much water flowed under its bridge before the
+dawn. The second night it was compressed into a strait and narrow closet
+with brushes and brooms, whence it emerged with a hollow chest, a stoop,
+a consumptive quality of voice, and the malady known as _compressio
+pontis_. Thereafter it occupied the same upper with me. Twice I overlaid
+it, with well-nigh fatal consequences.
+
+Short-distance travel with a 'cello is not much more agreeable. In
+trolleys you have to hold it more delicately than any babe, and be ready
+to give a straight-arm to any one who lurches in your direction, and to
+raise it from the floor every time you jolt over cross-tracks or run
+over pedestrians, for fear of jarring the delicate adjustment of the
+sound-post. As for a holiday crush down town, the best way to negotiate
+it with a 'cello is to fix the sharp end-pin in place, and then, holding
+the instrument at charge like a bayonet, impale those who seem most
+likely to break its ribs.
+
+After my full share of such experiences, I learned that if you are a
+fiddler errant it is better to leave your instrument at home and live on
+the country, as it were, trusting to the fact that you can beg, borrow,
+or rent some kind of fiddle and of chamber music almost anywhere, if you
+know how to go about it.
+
+
+IV
+
+Only don't try it in Sicily!
+
+For several months I had buried the fiddler in the errant pure and
+simple, when, one sunset, across a gorge in Monte Venere, my first
+strain of Sicilian music floated, to reawaken in me all the primeval
+instincts of the musical adventurer. The melody came from the reed pipe
+of a goat-herd as he drove his flock down into Taormina. Such a pipe was
+perhaps to Theocritus what the fiddles of Stradivarius are to us. It was
+pleasant to imagine that this goat-herd's music might possibly be the
+same that used to inspire the tenderest of Sicilian poets twenty-three
+hundred years ago.
+
+Piercingly sweet, indescribably pathetic, the melody recalled the Largo
+in Dvorák's New World Symphony. Yet, there on the mountain-side, with
+Ætna rosy on the right, and the purple Mediterranean shimmering far
+below, the voice of the reed sounded more divine than any English horn
+or Boehm flute I had ever heard singing in the depths of a modern
+orchestra. And I began to doubt whether music was so completely a
+product of the last three centuries as it purported to be.
+
+But that evening, when the goat-herd, ensnared by American gold, turned
+himself into a modern chamber musician in our hotel room, I regained
+poise. Removed from its properly romantic setting, like seaweed from the
+sea, the pastoral stop of Theocritus became unmistakably a penny
+whistle, with an intonation of the whistle's conventional purity. Our
+captured Comatas seemed to realize that the environment was against him
+and that things were going 'contrairy'; for he refused to venture on any
+of the soft Lydian airs of Monte Venere, and confined himself strictly
+to tarantellas, native dances, which he played with a magnificent
+feeling for rhythm (if not for in-tuneness) while, with a pencil, I
+caught--or muffed--them on the fly. One was to this effect:--
+
+[Illustration: musical notation]
+
+While this was going on, a chance hotel acquaintance dropped into the
+room and revealed himself as a professor by explaining that the
+tarantella was named for its birthplace, the old Greek city of Taranto
+over yonder in the heel of the Italian boot; that dancing it was once
+considered the only cure for the maddening bite of the spider known as
+the Lycosa Tarantula; and that some of the melodies our goat-herd was
+playing might possibly be ancient Greek tunes, handed down traditionally
+in Taranto, and later dispersed over Calabria and Sicily.
+
+This all sounded rather academic. But his next words sent the little
+professor soaring in our estimation. He disclosed himself as a fiddler
+errant by wistfully remarking that all this made him long for two
+things: his violin, and a chance to play trios. Right heartily did we
+introduce ourselves as pianist and 'cellist errant at his service. And
+he and I decided to visit Catania next day to scout for fiddles and
+music. We thought we would look for the music first.
+
+Next day, accordingly, we invaded the largest music store in Catania.
+Did they have trios for violin, violoncello, and piano? 'Certainly!' We
+were shown a derangement of La Somnambula for violin and piano, and
+another for 'cello and piano. If we omitted one of the piano parts, we
+were assured, a very beautiful trio would result, as surely as one from
+four makes three.
+
+Finding us hard to please, the storekeeper referred us to the conductor
+of the Opera, who offered to rent us all the standard works of chamber
+music. The 'trios' he offered us turned out to be elementary pieces
+labeled 'For Piano and Violin or 'Cello.' But nothing we could say was
+able to persuade our conductor that 'or' did not mean 'and.' To this day
+I feel sure that he is ready to defend his interpretation of this word
+against all comers.
+
+We turned three more music stores upside down and had already abandoned
+the hunt in despair when we discovered a fourth in a narrow side street.
+There were only five minutes in which to catch the train; but in thirty
+seconds we had unearthed a genuine piece of chamber music. Hallelujah!
+it was the finale of the first Beethoven trio!
+
+Suddenly the oil of joy curdled to mourning. The thing was an
+arrangement for piano solo! We left hurriedly when the proprietor began
+assuring us that the original effect would be secured if the piano was
+doubled in the treble by the violin and in the bass by the 'cello.
+
+This piano solo was the nearest approach to chamber music that a
+thorough search and research revealed in the island of Trinacria. But
+afterwards, recollecting the misadventure in tranquility, we concluded
+that it was as absurd to look for chamber music in Sicily as to look for
+'Die Wacht am Rhein' among the idylls of Theocritus.
+
+
+V
+
+SCENE: a city composed of one department store and three houses, on the
+forbidding shores of Newfoundland.
+
+TIME: one of those times when a fellow needs a friend,--when he's in a
+stern, strange land on pleasure bent--and has to have a check cashed. I
+don't know why it is that one always runs out of ready money in
+Newfoundland. Perhaps because salmon flies are such fleeting creatures
+of a day that you must send many postal orders to St. Johns for more.
+Perhaps because the customs officials at Port au Basques make you
+deposit so much duty on your fishing tackle. At any rate, there I was
+penniless, with the burly storekeeper scowling in a savage manner at my
+check and not knowing at all whether to take a chance on it. Finally he
+thought he wouldn't, but conceded that I might spend a night under his
+roof, as there was really nowhere else to go.
+
+At this pass something made me think of music. Perhaps it was the parlor
+piano which, when new, back in the stone age, had probably been in tune.
+I inquired whether there were any other instruments. The wreckage of a
+violin was produced. With two pieces of string and a table fork I set up
+the prostrate sound-post. I glued together the bridge and put it in
+position. The technique of the angler proved helpful in splicing
+together some strange-looking strings. The A was eked out with a piece
+of salmon leader, while an old mandolin yielded a wire E.
+
+When all was at last ready, a fresh difficulty occurred to me. The
+violin was an instrument which I had never learned to play! But
+necessity is the mother of pretension. I thought of that check. And
+placing the small fiddle carefully between my knees, I pretended that it
+was a 'cello.
+
+So the daughter of the house seated herself at the relic of the stone
+age, and we had a concert. Newfoundland appeared not to be over-finicky
+in the matter of pitch and tone-quality. And how it did enjoy music! As
+the audience was of Scotch-English-Irish descent, we rendered equal
+parts of 'Comin' Through the Rye,' 'God Save the King,' and 'Kathleen
+Mavourneen.' Then the proprietor requested the Sextette from _Lucia_.
+While it was forthcoming he toyed furtively with his bandana. When it
+ceased he encored it with all his might. Then he slipped out storewards
+and presently returned with the fattest, blackest, most
+formidable-looking cigar I ever saw, which he gravely proffered me.
+
+'We like' he remarked in his quaint idiom, 'to hear music at scattered
+times.' He was trying to affect indifference. But his gruff voice shook,
+and I knew then that music hath charms to cash the savage check.
+
+
+VI
+
+This essay has rambled on an unconscionable while. The shades of
+editorial night are already descending; and still I have not yet
+described one of those unexpected and perfect orgies of chamber
+music,--one of those little earthly paradises full of
+
+ Soul-satisfying strains--alas! too few,--
+
+which true fiddlers errant hope to find in each new place they visit,
+but which usually keep well in advance of them, like the foot of the
+rainbow.
+
+One such adventure came to me not long ago in a California city, while I
+was gathering material for a book of travel. On my first evening there I
+was taken to dine with a well-known writer in his beautiful home, which
+he had built with his own two hands in the Spanish mission style during
+fourteen years of joyous labor. This gentleman had no idea that I was to
+be thrust upon him. But his hospitality went so far as to insist, before
+the evening was over, that I must stay a week. He would not take no for
+an answer. And for my part I had no desire to say no, because he was a
+delightful person, his home with its leaf-filled patio was most
+alluring, and I had discovered promising possibilities for fiddlers
+errant in the splendid music-room and the collection of phonograph
+records of Indian music which mine host had himself made in Arizona and
+New Mexico. Then too there were rumors of skillful musical vagabonds in
+the vicinity.
+
+Such an environment fairly cried aloud for impromptu fiddling. So, armed
+with a note to the best violinist in that part of California, I set
+forth next morning on the trail of the ideal orgy. At the address given
+I was told that my man had moved and his address was not known. That was
+a setback, indeed! But determined fiddlers errant usually land on their
+feet. On the way back I chanced to hear some masterly strains of
+Bach-on-the-violin issuing from a brown bungalow. And ringing at a
+venture I was confronted by the very man I sought.
+
+Blocking the doorway, he read the note, looking as bored as
+professionals usually do when asked to play with amateurs. But just as
+he began to tell me how busy he was and how impossible, and so forth, he
+happened to glance again at the envelope, and a very slight gleam came
+into his eye.
+
+'You're not by any chance the fellow who wrote that thing about fiddlers
+in the _Atlantic_, are you?' he inquired. At my nod he very flatteringly
+unblocked the doorway and dragged me inside, pumping my hand up and down
+in a painful manner, shouting for his wife, and making various kind
+representations, all at the same time. And his talk gradually simmered
+down into an argument that of course the only thing to do was to fiddle
+together that very night.
+
+I asked who had the best 'cello in town. He told me the man's name, but
+looked dubious. 'The trouble is, he loves that big Amati as if it were
+twins. I doubt if he could bring himself to lend it to any one. Anyway,
+let's try.'
+
+He scribbled a card to his 'cellist friend and promised, if I were
+successful, to bring along a good pianist and play trios in the evening.
+So I set forth on the trail of the Amati. Its owner had just finished
+his noonday stint in a hotel orchestra and looked somewhat tired and
+cross. He glanced at the card and then assumed a most conservative
+expression and tried to fob off on me a cheap 'cello belonging to one of
+his pupils, which sounded very much as a three-cent cigar tastes. At
+this point I gave him the secret thumb-position grip and whispered into
+his ear one of those magic pass words of the craft which in a trice
+convinced him that I was in a position to dandle a 'cello with as tender
+solicitude as any man alive. On my promising, moreover, to taxicab it
+both ways with the sacred burden, he passed the Amati over, and the orgy
+of fiddlers errant was assured.
+
+And that night how those beautiful Spanish walls did resound to
+Beethoven and Dvorák and Brahms, most originally interspersed with the
+voice of the Mexican servant's guitar, with strange, lovely songs of the
+aboriginal West and South,--and with the bottled sunshine of Californian
+hill-slopes; while El Alcalde Maiore, the lone gnarled tree-giant that
+filled the patio, looked in through the open windows and contributed, by
+way of accompaniment, leafy arpeggios _sotto voce_. And sometimes,
+during rests, I remembered to be thankful that I had once snapped my
+fingers at the howling wolf, and at fat pot-boilers, while I scribbled
+for the _Atlantic_ that little essay on fiddlers which had gained me
+this priceless evening.
+
+
+
+
+Turtle Eggs for Agassiz
+
+By Dallas Lore Sharp
+
+
+It is one of the wonders of the world that so few books are written.
+With every human being a possible book, and with many a human being
+capable of becoming more books than the world could contain, is it not
+amazing that the books of men are so few? and so stupid!
+
+I took down, recently, from the shelves of a great public library, the
+four volumes of Agassiz's _Contributions to the Natural History of the
+United States_. I doubt if anybody but the charwoman, with her duster,
+had touched those volumes for twenty-five years. They are an excessively
+learned, a monumental, an epoch-making work, the fruit of vast and
+heroic labors, with colored plates on stone, showing the turtles of the
+United States, and their embryology. The work was published more than
+half a century ago (by subscription); but it looked old beyond its
+years--massive, heavy, weathered, as if dug from the rocks. It was
+difficult to feel that Agassiz could have written it--could have built
+it, grown it, for the laminated pile had required for its growth, the
+patience and painstaking care of a process of nature, as if it were a
+kind of printed coral reef. Agassiz do this? The big, human, magnetic
+man at work upon these pages of capital letters, Roman figures,
+brackets, and parentheses in explanation of the pages of diagrams and
+plates! I turned away with a sigh from the weary learning, to read the
+preface.
+
+When a great man writes a great book he usually flings a preface after
+it, and thereby saves it, sometimes, from oblivion. Whether so or not,
+the best things in most books are their prefaces. It was not, however,
+the quality of the preface to these great volumes that interested me,
+but rather the wicked waste of durable book-material that went to its
+making. Reading down through the catalogue of human names and of thanks
+for help received, I came to a sentence beginning:--
+
+'In New England I have myself collected largely; but I have also
+received valuable contributions from the late Rev. Zadoc Thompson of
+Burlington; ... from Mr. D. Henry Thoreau of Concord; ... and from Mr.
+J. W. P. Jenks of Middleboro'.' And then it hastens on with the thanks
+in order to get to the turtles, as if turtles were the one and only
+thing of real importance in all the world.
+
+Turtles no doubt are important, extremely important, embryologically, as
+part of our genealogical tree; but they are away down among the roots
+of the tree as compared with the late Rev. Zadoc Thompson of Burlington.
+I happen to know nothing about the Rev. Zadoc, but to me he looks very
+interesting. Indeed any reverend gentleman of his name and day who would
+catch turtles for Agassiz must have been interesting. And as for Henry
+Thoreau, we know he was interesting. The rarest wood-turtle in the
+United States was not so rare a specimen as this gentleman of Walden
+Woods and Concord. We are glad even for this line in the preface about
+him; glad to know that he tried, in this untranscendental way, to serve
+his day and generation. If Agassiz had only put a chapter in his turtle
+book about it! But this is the material he wasted, this and more of the
+same human sort, for the Mr. Jenks of Middleboro' (at the end of the
+quotation) was, years later, an old college professor of mine, who told
+me some of the particulars of his turtle contributions, particulars
+which Agassiz should have found a place for in his big book. The preface
+says merely that this gentleman sent turtles to Cambridge by the
+thousands--brief and scanty recognition. For that is not the only thing
+this gentleman did. On one occasion he sent, not turtles, but turtle
+_eggs_ to Cambridge--_brought_ them, I should say; and all there is to
+show for it, so far as I could discover, is a sectional drawing of a bit
+of the mesoblastic layer of one of the eggs!
+
+Of course, Agassiz wanted to make that mesoblastic drawing, or some
+other equally important drawing, and had to have the fresh turtle egg to
+draw it from. He had to have it, and he got it. A great man, when he
+wants a certain turtle egg, at a certain time, always gets it, for he
+gets someone else to get it. I am glad he got it. But what makes me sad
+and impatient is that he did not think it worth while to tell about the
+getting of it, and so made merely a learned turtle book of what might
+have been an exceedingly interesting human book.
+
+It would seem, naturally, that there could be nothing unusual or
+interesting about the getting of turtle eggs when you want them. Nothing
+at all, if you should chance to want the eggs as you chance to find
+them. So with anything else,--good copper stock, for instance, if you
+should chance to want it, and should chance to be along when they chance
+to be giving it away. But if you want copper stock, say of C & H
+quality, _when_ you want it, and are bound to have it, then you must
+command more than a college professor's salary. And likewise, precisely,
+when it is turtle eggs that you are bound to have.
+
+Agassiz wanted those turtle eggs when he wanted them--not a minute over
+three hours from the minute they were laid. Yet even that does not seem
+exacting, hardly more difficult than the getting of hen eggs only three
+hours old. Just so, provided the professor could have had his private
+turtle-coop in Harvard Yard; and provided he could have made his
+turtles lay. But turtles will not respond, like hens, to meat-scraps and
+the warm mash. The professor's problem was not to get from a mud
+turtle's nest in the back yard to the table in the laboratory; but to
+get from the laboratory in Cambridge to some pond when the turtles were
+laying, and back to the laboratory within the limited time. And this, in
+the days of Darius Green, might have called for nice and discriminating
+work--as it did.
+
+Agassiz had been engaged for a long time upon his _Contributions_. He
+had brought the great work nearly to a finish. It was, indeed, finished
+but for one small yet very important bit of observation: he had carried
+the turtle egg through every stage of its development with the single
+exception of one--the very earliest--that stage of first cleavages, when
+the cell begins to segment, immediately upon its being laid. That
+beginning stage had brought the _Contributions_ to a halt. To get eggs
+that were fresh enough to show the incubation at this period had been
+impossible.
+
+There were several ways that Agassiz might have proceeded: he might have
+got a leave of absence for the spring term, taken his laboratory to some
+pond inhabited by turtles, and there camped until he should catch the
+reptile digging out her nest. But there were difficulties in all of
+that--as those who are college professors and naturalists know. As this
+was quite out of the question, he did the easiest thing--asked Mr.
+Jenks of Middleboro' to get him the eggs. Mr. Jenks got them. Agassiz
+knew all about his getting of them; and I say the strange and irritating
+thing is, that Agassiz did not think it worth while to tell us about it,
+at least in the preface to his monumental work.
+
+It was many years later that Mr. Jenks, then a gray-haired college
+professor, told me how he got those eggs to Agassiz.
+
+'I was principal of an academy, during my younger years,' he began, 'and
+was busy one day with my classes, when a large man suddenly filled the
+door-way of the room, smiled to the four corners of the room, and called
+out with a big, quick voice that he was Professor Agassiz.
+
+'Of course he was. I knew it, even before he had had time to shout it to
+me across the room.
+
+'Would I get him some turtle eggs? he called. Yes, I would. And would I
+get them to Cambridge within three hours from the time they were laid?
+Yes, I would. And I did. And it was worth the doing. But I did it only
+once.
+
+'When I promised Agassiz those eggs I knew where I was going to get
+them. I had got turtle eggs there before--at a particular patch of sandy
+shore along a pond, a few miles distant from the academy.
+
+'Three hours was the limit. From the railroad station to Boston was
+thirty-five miles; from the pond to the station was perhaps three or
+four miles; from Boston to Cambridge we called about three miles. Forty
+miles in round numbers! We figured it all out before he returned, and
+got the trip down to two hours,--record time:--driving from the pond to
+the station; from the station by express train to Boston; from Boston by
+cab to Cambridge. This left an easy hour for accidents and delays.
+
+'Cab and car and carriage we reckoned into our time-table; but what we
+didn't figure on was the turtle.' And he paused abruptly.
+
+'Young man,' he went on, his shaggy brows and spectacles hardly hiding
+the twinkle in the eyes that were bent severely upon me, 'young man,
+when _you_ go after turtle eggs, take into account the turtle. No! no!
+that's bad advice. Youth never reckons on the turtle--and youth seldom
+ought to. Only old age does that; and old age would never have got those
+turtle eggs to Agassiz.
+
+'It was in the early spring that Agassiz came to the academy, long
+before there was any likelihood of the turtles laying. But I was eager
+for the quest, and so fearful of failure, that I started out to watch at
+the pond, fully two weeks ahead of the time that the turtles might be
+expected to lay. I remember the date clearly: it was May 14.
+
+'A little before dawn--along near three o'clock--I would drive over to
+the pond, hitch my horse near by, settle myself quietly among some
+thick cedars close to the sandy shore, and there I would wait, my kettle
+of sand ready, my eye covering the whole sleeping pond. Here among the
+cedars I would eat my breakfast, and then get back in good season to
+open the academy for the morning session.
+
+'And so the watch began.
+
+'I soon came to know individually the dozen or more turtles that kept to
+my side of the pond. Shortly after the cold mist would lift and melt
+away, they would stick up their heads through the quiet water; and as
+the sun slanted down over the ragged rim of tree-tops, the slow things
+would float into the warm, lighted spots, or crawl out and doze
+comfortably on the hummocks and snags.
+
+'What fragrant mornings those were! How fresh and new and unbreathed!
+The pond odors, the woods odors, the odors of the ploughed fields--of
+water-lily, and wild grape, and the dew-laid soil! I can taste them yet,
+and hear them yet--the still, large sounds of the waking day--the
+pickerel breaking the quiet with his swirl; the kingfisher dropping
+anchor; the stir of feet and wings among the trees. And then the thought
+of the great book being held up for me! Those were rare mornings!
+
+'But there began to be a good many of them, for the turtles showed no
+desire to lay. They sprawled in the sun, and never one came out upon the
+sand as if she intended to help on the great professor's book. The
+embryology of her eggs was of small concern to her; her contribution to
+the Natural History of the United States could wait.
+
+'And it did wait. I began my watch on the 14th of May; June first found
+me still among the cedars, still waiting, as I had waited every morning,
+Sundays and rainy days alike. June first was a perfect morning, but
+every turtle slid out upon her log, as if egg-laying might be a matter
+strictly of next year.
+
+'I began to grow uneasy,--not impatient yet, for a naturalist learns his
+lesson of patience early, and for all his years; but I began to fear
+lest, by some subtile sense, my presence might somehow be known to the
+creatures; that they might have gone to some other place to lay, while I
+was away at the school-room.
+
+'I watched on to the end of the first week, on to the end of the second
+week in June, seeing the mists rise and vanish every morning, and along
+with them vanish, more and more, the poetry of my early morning vigil.
+Poetry and rheumatism cannot long dwell together in the same clump of
+cedars, and I had begun to feel the rheumatism. A month of morning mists
+wrapping me around had at last soaked through to my bones. But Agassiz
+was waiting, and the world was waiting, for those turtle eggs; and I
+would wait. It was all I could do, for there is no use bringing a china
+nest-egg to a turtle; she is not open to any such delicate suggestion.
+
+'Then came a mid-June Sunday morning, with dawn breaking a little after
+three: a warm, wide-awake dawn, with the level mist lifted from the
+level surface of the pond a full hour higher than I had seen it any
+morning before.
+
+'This was the day: I knew it. I have heard persons say that they can
+hear the grass grow; that they know by some extra sense when danger is
+nigh. That we have these extra senses I fully believe, and I believe
+they can be sharpened by cultivation. For a month I had been watching,
+brooding over this pond, and now I knew. I felt a stirring of the pulse
+of things that the cold-hearted turtles could no more escape than could
+the clods and I.
+
+'Leaving my horse unhitched, as if he, too, understood, I slipped
+eagerly into my covert for a look at the pond. As I did so, a large
+pickerel ploughed a furrow out through the spatter-docks, and in his
+wake rose the head of an enormous turtle. Swinging slowly around, the
+creature headed straight for the shore, and without a pause, scrambled
+out on the sand.
+
+'She was about the size of a big scoop-shovel; but that was not what
+excited me, so much as her manner, and the gait at which she moved; for
+there was method in it and fixed purpose. On she came, shuffling over
+the sand toward the higher open fields, with a hurried, determined
+see-saw that was taking her somewhere in particular, and that was bound
+to get her there on time.
+
+'I held my breath. Had she been a dinosaurian making Mesozoic
+footprints, I could not have been more fearful. For footprints in the
+Mesozoic mud, or in the sands of time, were as nothing to me when
+compared with fresh turtle eggs in the sands of this pond.
+
+'But over the strip of sand, without a stop, she paddled, and up a
+narrow cow-path into the high grass along a fence. Then up the narrow
+cow-path, on all fours, just like another turtle, I paddled, and into
+the high, wet grass along the fence.
+
+'I kept well within sound of her, for she moved recklessly, leaving a
+trail of flattened grass a foot and a half wide. I wanted to stand
+up,--and I don't believe I could have turned her back with a rail,--but
+I was afraid if she saw me that she might return indefinitely to the
+pond; so on I went, flat to the ground, squeezing through the lower
+rails of the fence, as if the field beyond were a melon-patch. It was
+nothing of the kind, only a wild, uncomfortable pasture, full of
+dewberry vines, and very discouraging. They were excessively wet vines
+and briery. I pulled my coat-sleeves as far over my fists as I could get
+them, and with the tin pail of sand swinging from between my teeth to
+avoid noise, I stumped fiercely, but silently, on after the turtle.
+
+'She was laying her course, I thought, straight down the length of this
+dreadful pasture, when, not far from the fence, she suddenly hove to,
+warped herself short about, and came back, barely clearing me, at a clip
+that was thrilling. I warped about, too, and in her wake bore down
+across the corner of the pasture, across the powdery public road, and on
+to a fence along a field of young corn.
+
+'I was somewhat wet by this time, but not so wet as I had been before,
+wallowing through the deep, dry dust of the road. Hurrying up behind a
+large tree by the fence, I peered down the corn-rows and saw the turtle
+stop, and begin to paw about in the loose, soft soil. She was going to
+lay!
+
+'I held on to the tree and watched, as she tried this place, and that
+place, and the other place--the eternally feminine!--But _the_ place,
+evidently, was hard to find. What could a female turtle do with a whole
+field of possible nests to choose from? Then at last she found it, and
+whirling about, she backed quickly at it, and, tail first, began to bury
+herself before my staring eyes.
+
+'Those were not the supreme moments of my life; perhaps those moments
+came later that day; but those certainly were among the slowest, most
+dreadfully mixed of moments that I ever experienced. They were hours
+long. There she was, her shell just showing, like some old hulk in the
+sand alongshore. And how long would she stay there? and how should I
+know if she had laid an egg?
+
+'I could still wait. And so I waited, when, over the freshly awakened
+fields, floated four mellow strokes from the distant town clock.
+
+'Four o'clock! Why, there was no train until seven! No train for three
+hours! The eggs would spoil! Then with a rush it came over me that this
+was Sunday morning, and there was no regular seven o'clock train,--none
+till after nine.
+
+'I think I should have fainted had not the turtle just then begun
+crawling off. I was weak and dizzy; but there, there in the sand, were
+the eggs! and Agassiz! and the great book! And I cleared the fence, and
+the forty miles that lay between me and Cambridge, at a single jump. He
+should have them, trains or no. Those eggs should go to Agassiz by seven
+o'clock, if I had to gallop every mile of the way. Forty miles! Any
+horse could cover it in three hours, if he had to; and upsetting the
+astonished turtle, I scooped out her round, white eggs.
+
+'On a bed of sand in the bottom of the pail I laid them, with what care
+my trembling fingers allowed; filled in between them with more sand; so
+with another layer to the rim; and covering all smoothly with more sand,
+I ran back for my horse.
+
+'That horse knew, as well as I, that the turtles had laid, and that he
+was to get those eggs to Agassiz. He turned out of that field into the
+road on two wheels, a thing he had not done for twenty years, doubling
+me up before the dashboard, the pail of eggs miraculously lodged between
+my knees.
+
+'I let him out. If only he could keep this pace all the way to
+Cambridge! or even half way there; and I would have time to finish the
+trip on foot. I shouted him on, holding to the dasher with one hand, the
+pail of eggs with the other, not daring to get off my knees, though the
+bang on them, as we pounded down the wood road, was terrific. But
+nothing must happen to the eggs; they must not be jarred, or even turned
+over in the sand before they came to Agassiz.
+
+'In order to get out on the pike it was necessary to drive back away
+from Boston toward the town. We had nearly covered the distance, and
+were rounding a turn from the woods into the open fields, when, ahead of
+me, at the station it seemed, I heard the quick sharp whistle of a
+locomotive.
+
+'What did it mean? Then followed the _puff_, _puff_, _puff_, of a
+starting train. But what train? Which way going? And jumping to my feet
+for a longer view, I pulled into a side road, that paralleled the track,
+and headed hard for the station.
+
+'We reeled along. The station was still out of sight, but from behind
+the bushes that shut it from view, rose the smoke of a moving engine. It
+was perhaps a mile away, but we were approaching, head on, and topping
+a little hill I swept down upon a freight train, the black smoke pouring
+from the stack, as the mighty creature pulled itself together for its
+swift run down the rails.
+
+'My horse was on the gallop, going with the track, and straight toward
+the coming train. The sight of it almost maddened me--the bare thought
+of it, on the road to Boston! On I went; on it came, a half--a quarter
+of a mile between us, when suddenly my road shot out along an unfenced
+field with only a level stretch of sod between me and the engine.
+
+'With a pull that lifted the horse from his feet, I swung him into the
+field and sent him straight as an arrow for the track. That train should
+carry me and my eggs to Boston!
+
+'The engineer pulled the rope. He saw me standing up in the rig, saw my
+hat blow off, saw me wave my arms, saw the tin pail swing in my teeth,
+and he jerked out a succession of sharp halts! But it was he who should
+halt, not I; and on we went, the horse with a flounder landing the
+carriage on top of the track.
+
+'The train was already grinding to a stop; but before it was near a
+standstill, I had backed off the track, jumped out, and, running down
+the rails with the astonished engineers gaping at me, had swung aboard
+the cab.
+
+'They offered no resistance; they hadn't had time. Nor did they have the
+disposition, for I looked strange, not to say dangerous. Hatless,
+dew-soaked, smeared with yellow mud, and holding, as if it were a baby
+or a bomb, a little tin pail of sand.
+
+"'_Crazy_," the fireman muttered, looking to the engineer for his cue.
+
+'I had been crazy, perhaps, but I was not crazy now.
+
+'"Throw her wide open," I commanded. "Wide open! These are fresh turtle
+eggs for Professor Agassiz of Cambridge. He must have them before
+breakfast."
+
+'Then they knew I was crazy, and evidently thinking it best to humor me,
+threw the throttle wide open, and away we went.
+
+'I kissed my hand to the horse, grazing unconcernedly in the open field,
+and gave a smile to my crew. That was all I could give them, and hold
+myself and the eggs together. But the smile was enough. And they smiled
+through their smut at me, though one of them held fast to his shovel,
+while the other kept his hand upon a big, ugly wrench. Neither of them
+spoke to me, but above the roar of the swaying engine I caught enough of
+their broken talk to understand that they were driving under a full head
+of steam, with the intention of handing me over to the Boston police, as
+perhaps the easiest way of disposing of me.
+
+'I was only afraid that they would try it at the next station. But that
+station whizzed past without a bit of slack, and the next, and the next;
+when it came over me that this was the through freight, which should
+have passed in the night, and was making up lost time.
+
+'Only the fear of the shovel and the wrench kept me from shaking hands
+with both men at this discovery. But I beamed at them; and they at me. I
+was enjoying it. The unwonted jar beneath my feet was wrinkling my
+diaphragm with spasms of delight. And the fireman beamed at the
+engineer, with a look that said, "See the lunatic grin; he likes it!"
+
+'He did like it. How the iron wheels sang to me as they took the rails!
+How the rushing wind in my ears sang to me! From my stand on the
+fireman's side of the cab I could catch a glimpse of the track just
+ahead of the engine, where the ties seemed to leap into the throat of
+the mile-devouring monster. The joy of it! of seeing space swallowed by
+the mile!
+
+'I shifted the eggs from hand to hand and thought of my horse, of
+Agassiz, of the great book, of my great luck,--luck,--luck,--until the
+multitudinous tongues of the thundering train were all chiming "luck!
+luck! luck!" They knew! they understood! This beast of fire and tireless
+wheels was doing its very best to get the eggs to Agassiz!
+
+'We swung out past the Blue Hills, and yonder flashed the morning sun
+from the towering dome of the State House. I might have leaped from the
+cab and run the rest of the way on foot, had I not caught the eye of the
+engineer watching me narrowly. I was not in Boston yet, nor in
+Cambridge either. I was an escaped lunatic, who had held up a train, and
+forced it to carry me to Boston.
+
+'Perhaps I had overdone the lunacy business. Suppose these two men
+should take it into their heads to turn me over to the police, whether I
+would or no? I could never explain the case in time to get the eggs to
+Agassiz. I looked at my watch. There were still a few minutes left, in
+which I might explain to these men, who, all at once, had become my
+captors. But it was too late. Nothing could avail against my actions, my
+appearance, and my little pail of sand.
+
+'I had not thought of my appearance before. Here I was, face and clothes
+caked with yellow mud, my hair wild and matted, my hat gone, and in my
+full-grown hands a tiny tin pail of sand, as if I had been digging all
+night with a tiny, tin shovel on the shore! And thus to appear in the
+decent streets of Boston of a Sunday morning!
+
+'I began to feel like a hunted criminal. The situation was serious, or
+might be, and rather desperately funny at its best. I must in some way
+have shown my new fears, for both men watched me more sharply.
+
+'Suddenly, as we were nearing the outer freightyard, the train slowed
+down and came to a stop. I was ready to jump, but I had no chance. They
+had nothing to do, apparently, but to guard me. I looked at my watch
+again. What time we had made! It was only six o'clock, with a whole
+hour to get to Cambridge.
+
+'But I didn't like this delay. Five minutes--ten--went by.
+
+"'Gentlemen," I began, but was cut short by an express train coming
+past. We were moving again, on--into a siding; on--on to the main track;
+and on with a bump and a crash and a succession of crashes, running the
+length of the train; on at a turtle's pace, but on,--when the fireman,
+quickly jumping for the bell-rope, left the way to the step free,
+and--the chance had come!
+
+'I never touched the step, but landed in the soft sand at the side of
+the track, and made a line for the yard fence.
+
+'There was no hue or cry. I glanced over my shoulder to see if they were
+after me. Evidently their hands were full, and they didn't know I had
+gone.
+
+'But I had gone; and was ready to drop over the high board-fence, when
+it occurred to me that I might drop into a policeman's arms. Hanging my
+pail in a splint on top of a post, I peered cautiously over--a very wise
+thing to do before you jump a high board-fence. There, crossing the open
+square toward the station, was a big, burly fellow with a club--looking
+for me.
+
+'I flattened for a moment, when some one in the yard yelled at me. I
+preferred the policeman, and grabbing my pail I slid over to the
+street. The policeman moved on past the corner of the station out of
+sight. The square was free, and yonder stood a cab!
+
+'Time was flying now. Here was the last lap. The cabman saw me coming,
+and squared away. I waved a paper dollar at him, but he only stared the
+more. A dollar can cover a good deal, but I was too much for one dollar.
+I pulled out another, thrust them both at him, and dodged into the cab,
+calling, "Cambridge!"
+
+'He would have taken me straight to the police station, had I not said,
+"Harvard College. Professor Agassiz's house! I've got eggs for Agassiz";
+and pushed another dollar up at him through the hole.
+
+'It was nearly half-past six.
+
+'"Let him go!" I ordered. "Here's another dollar if you make Agassiz's
+house in twenty minutes. Let him out; never mind the police!"
+
+'He evidently knew the police, or there were none around at that time on
+a Sunday morning. We went down the sleeping streets, as I had gone down
+the wood roads from the pond two hours before, but with the rattle and
+crash now of a fire brigade. Whirling a corner into Cambridge Street, we
+took the bridge at a gallop, the driver shouting out something in
+Hibernian to a pair of waving arms and a belt and brass buttons.
+
+'Across the bridge with a rattle and jolt that put the eggs in jeopardy,
+and on over the cobble-stones, we went. Half standing, to lessen the
+jar, I held the pail in one hand and held myself in the other, not
+daring to let go even to look at my watch.
+
+'But I was afraid to look at the watch. I was afraid to see how near to
+seven o'clock it might be. The sweat was dropping from my nose, so close
+was I running to the limit of my time.
+
+'Suddenly there was a lurch, and I dove forward, ramming my head into
+the front of the cab, coming up with a rebound that landed me across the
+small of my back on the seat, and sent half of my pail of eggs
+helter-skelter over the floor.
+
+'We had stopped. Here was Agassiz's house; and without taking time to
+pick up the scattered eggs, I tumbled out, and pounded at the door.
+
+'No one was astir in the house. But I would stir them. And I did. Right
+in the midst of the racket the door opened. It was the maid.
+
+'"Agassiz," I gasped, "I want Professor Agassiz, quick!" And I pushed by
+her into the hall.
+
+'"Go 'way, sir. I'll call the police. Professor Agassiz is in bed. Go
+'way, sir!"
+
+'"Call him--Agassiz--instantly, or I'll call him myself."
+
+'But I didn't; for just then a door overhead was flung open, a great,
+white-robed figure appeared on the dim landing above, and a quick, loud
+voice called excitedly,--
+
+'"Let him in! Let him in. I know him. He has my turtle eggs!"
+
+'And the apparition, slipperless, and clad in anything but an academic
+gown, came sailing down the stairs.
+
+'The maid fled. The great man, his arms extended, laid hold of me with
+both hands, and dragging me and my precious pail into his study, with a
+swift, clean stroke laid open one of the eggs, as the watch in my
+trembling hands ticked its way to seven--as if nothing unusual were
+happening to the history of the world.'
+
+ * * * * *
+
+'You were in time then?' I said.
+
+'To the tick. There stands my copy of the great book. I am proud of the
+humble part I had in it.'
+
+
+
+
+A Father to his Freshman Son
+
+By Edward Sanford Martin
+
+
+No doubt, my son, you have got out of me already what there was to help
+or mar you. You are eighteen years old and have been getting it, more or
+less and off and on, for at least seventeen of those years. I regret the
+imperfections of the source. No doubt you have recognized them. To have
+a father who is attentive to the world, indulgent to the flesh, and with
+a sort of kindness for the Devil--dear son, it is a good deal of a
+handicap! Be sure I make allowances for you because of it. _Ex eo
+fonte--fons_, masculine, as I remember; _fons_ and _mons_ and _pons_,
+and one other. Should the pronoun be _illo?_ As you know, I never was an
+accurate scholar, and I suppose you're not--_Ex eo fonte_ the stream is
+bound to run not quite clear.
+
+My advice to you is quite likely to be bad, partly from the imperfection
+of its source, partly because I am not you, and partly because of my
+imperfect acquaintance with the conditions you are about to meet. When I
+came to college my father gave me no advice. He gave me his love and
+some necessary money, which did not come, I fear, as easy as the love.
+His venerable uncle who lived with us--my great uncle--gave me his
+blessing and told me, I remember, that so far as book-learning went, I
+could learn as much without going to college. Still he did not
+discourage my going. He was quite right. I could have got more
+book-learning out of college than I did get in college, and I suppose
+that you, too, might get, out, more than you will get, in. Of course,
+that's not the whole story; neither is it true of all people. For me,
+college abounded in distractions, and I suppose it will for you. And I
+was incorrigibly sociable and ready to spend time to get acquainted, and
+more, to stay acquainted, and if you have that propensity you needn't
+think it was left on the doorstep. You come by it lawfully. Getting
+acquainted is, for most of us, one of the important branches. But it's
+only one of them, and to devote one's whole time to it is a mistake, and
+one that the dean will help you avoid if necessary, which probably, if I
+know you at all, it won't be.
+
+It is important to know people, but it is more important to be worth
+knowing. College offers you at least two valuable details of
+opportunity: a large variety of people to know, and a large variety of
+means to make yourself better worth knowing. I hope, my son, that you
+will avail yourself of both these details.
+
+This is a mechanical age, and the most obtrusive of the current
+mechanisms is the automobile. It has valves and cylinders and those
+things that give it power and speed, and rubber tires that it runs on,
+and a wheel and steering-gear and handles and treadles by which it is
+directed. Your body, especially your stomach, is the rubber tires; your
+brains are the cylinders and valves; and your will and the spiritual
+part of you are the chauffeur and his wheel.
+
+I beg you to be kind to your stomach, as heretofore. It needs no alcohol
+at your time of life--if ever--and the less you find occasion to feed
+into it, the more prosperous both your physical and mental conditions
+are likely to be. I am aware that life, and college life in particular,
+has its convivial intervals; but you might as well understand (and I
+have been remiss, or have wasted time, if you do not understand it
+already) that alcohol is one of the chief man-traps, abounding in
+mischiefs if you play with it too hard. Be wary, always wary, with it,
+my son, and especially with hard liquor.
+
+Your mind, like your body, is a thing whereof the powers are developed
+by effort. That is a principal use, as I see it, of hard work in
+studies. Unless you train your body you can't be an athlete, and unless
+you train your mind you can't be much of a scholar. The four miles an
+oarsman covers at top speed is in itself nothing to the good, but the
+physical capacity to hold out over the course is thought to be of some
+worth. So a good part of what you learn by hard study may not be
+permanently retained, and may not seem to be of much final value, but
+your mind is a better and more powerful instrument because you have
+learned it. 'Knowledge is power,' but still more the faculty of
+acquiring and using knowledge is power. If you have a trained and
+powerful mind, you are bound to have stored it with something, but its
+value is more in what it can do, what it can grasp and use, than in what
+it contains; and if it were possible, as it is not, to come out of
+college with a trained and disciplined mind and nothing useful in it,
+you would still be ahead, and still, in a manner, educated. Think of
+your mind as a muscle to be developed; think of it as a searchlight that
+is to reveal the truth to you, and don't cheat it or neglect it.
+
+As to competitive scholarship, to my mind it is like competitive
+athletics,--good for those who have the powers and like the game. Tests
+are useful; they stimulate one's ambition, and so do competitions. But a
+success in competitive scholarship, like a success in competitive
+athletics, may, of course, be too dearly bought. Not by you, though, I
+surmise, my son. If you were more urgent, either as a scholar or as an
+athlete, I might think it needful to warn you not to wear your tires out
+scorching too early in life. As things are, I say to you, as I often say
+to myself: Don't dawdle; don't scramble. When you work, work; when you
+play, play; when you rest, rest; and think all the time.
+
+When you get hold of an instructor who is worth attention, give him
+attention. That is one way of getting the best that a college has to
+offer. A great deal you may get from books, but some of the most
+valuable things are passed from mind to mind, and can only be had from
+some one who has them, or else from the great Source of all truth. I
+suspect that the subtle development we call 'culture' is one of those
+things, and the great spiritual valuables are apt to come that way.
+
+You know you are still growing, both in mind and body, and will continue
+so to be for years to come,--I hope, always. One of the valuable things
+about college is that it gives you time to grow. You won't have to earn
+any money and will have time to think and get acquainted with yourself
+and others, as well as with some of the wisdom that is spread upon the
+records. You would be so engaged, more or less, in these years, wherever
+you might be. But in college, where you are so much your own man, and
+are freed from the demands and solicitudes of your parents, the
+conditions for it are exceptionally favorable. I suppose that is one
+thing that continues the colleges in business, since I read so often
+that at present they are entirely misdirected and teach the wrong things
+in the wrong way.
+
+But nobody denies that they give the young a breathing spell. Breathe,
+my son; breathe freely. Remember that the aim of all these prospective
+processes is to bring out the man there is in you, and arm him more or
+less for the jousts ahead. It is not to make you over into somebody
+else: that can't be done,--not in three or four years, anyhow; but only
+to bring out, and train as much as possible of you. There's plenty in
+most of us if we can only get it out; more, very much more, than we ever
+do get out. So will you please think of college as a nursery in which
+you are to grow a while,--and mind you do grow,--and then, presently, to
+be transplanted. It is not as if college was the chief arena of human
+effort. Nevertheless, for your effort, while you are there, it is the
+chief arena, and I am far from giving you the counsel to put off trying
+until you leave.
+
+I hear a good deal about clubs and societies: how many there are, how
+important they are; how it is that, if a youth shall gain the whole of
+scholarship and all athletics and not 'make' a proper club, he shall
+still fall something short of success in college. Parents I meet who are
+more concerned about clubs than about either scholarship or deportment.
+They are concerned and at the same time bothered: so many strategies and
+chances the clubs involve; so bad it may be to be in this one; so bad to
+be out of that; so much choice there is between them, and so much
+choice exercised within them, by which any mother's hopeful may be
+excluded.
+
+There is a democratic ideal of a great college without any clubs, where
+the lion and the lamb shall escort one another about with tails
+entwined, and every student shall be like every other student, and have
+similar habits and associates. This ideal is a good deal discussed and a
+good deal applauded in the public press. Whether it will ever come true
+I can't tell, but there has been some form or other of clubs in our
+older colleges, I suppose, for one or two centuries, and they are there
+now and will at least last out your time; so it may be you will have to
+take thought about them in due time.
+
+Not much, however, until they take thought of you.
+
+You see, clubs seem to be a sort of natural provision, just as tails
+were, maybe, before humanity outgrew them. I guess there is a propensity
+of nature toward groups, and the natural basis of grouping seems to be
+likeness in feathers and habits. The propensity works to include the
+like and, incidentally but necessarily, to exclude the unlike. Whether
+it is the Knights of the Round Table or the Knights of the Garter or the
+Phi Beta Kappa, you see these principles working. The measure of success
+in a club is its ability to make people want to join it, and that seems
+to be best demonstrated and preserved by keeping most of them out.
+
+Now the advantages of the clubs are considerable. To have a place
+always open where you can hang up your hat, and where a hospitable
+welcome always awaits you, and where there is enough of a crowd and not
+too much, and where you can in your later years inspect at all times a
+family of selected undergraduates,--all that is valuable and good, and
+pleasant besides, and this continuity of interest that the clubs foster
+among their members helps to keep up in those members a lively and
+helpful interest in their college. The drawback to the clubs is their
+essential selfishness, and their disposition to take you out of a large
+family and limit you to a small one, and one that is not yours by birth,
+or entirely by choice, but is selected for you largely by other persons.
+
+In any club you yield a certain amount of freedom and individuality, the
+amount being determined by the degree in which the club absorbs you.
+Don't yield too much! Don't take the mould of any club! A college is
+always bigger than its clubs, and the biggest thing in a college is
+always a man. The object of being in college is to develop as a man. If
+clubs help in that development,--and I think they do help some
+men,--they are a gain; but, of course, if they dwarf you down to the
+dimensions of a club-man, they are a loss. Some men take their club
+shape, such as it is, and find a sufficient satisfaction in it. Others
+react on their clubs, take what they have to give, add to it what is to
+be had elsewhere, and turn out rather more valuable people than if they
+had had no club experience.
+
+At all events, don't take this matter of the clubs too hard. For those
+youths, comparatively few, who by luck and circumstances find themselves
+eligible to them, they are an interesting form of discipline or
+indulgence, and I will not say that they are unimportant. Neither would
+I have you keep out of them because of their drawbacks. If you begin by
+keeping out of all things that have drawbacks, your progress in this
+world will involve constant hesitations. Alcohol has numerous drawbacks,
+but I don't advise you to be a teetotaller. Tobacco has drawbacks, but I
+believe you smoke it. Money has drawbacks, and so has advertisement.
+But, bless you, we have to take things as they come and deal with them
+as we can. The trick is to get the kernel and eliminate the shuck. A
+large proportion of people do the opposite. If you can manage that way
+with the clubs,--provided you ever get a chance,--you will be amused to
+observe in due time how large a proportion of your brethren value these
+organizations chiefly for their shuck, and grasp most eagerly at that.
+For the shuck, as I see it, is exclusiveness, which is not valuable
+except to persons justly doubtful of their own merits. Whereas the
+kernel is the fellowship of like minds which has always been treasured
+by the wise.
+
+The clubs, my son, some more than others, are recruited considerably
+from what is known as the leisure class. To be sure, I don't see any
+very definite or important leisure class about in our land. Everybody
+who amounts to anything works, and always did and must, for you can't
+amount to anything otherwise; but the people who have money laid up
+ahead for them, are apt to work somewhat less strenuously than the rest
+of us, and not so much for money. Don't get it into your head that you
+want to tie up to the leisure class, or that the condition of not having
+to work is desirable. Have it in mind that you are to work just about as
+hard as the quality of your tires and cylinders will warrant. Plan to
+get into the game if you have to go on your hands and knees. Plan to
+earn your living somehow. Don't aim to go through life spoon-fed; don't
+aim to get a soft seat. If you do, you won't have your fair share of
+fun. There is no real fun in ease, except as you need it because you
+have worked hard.
+
+I say, plan to earn your living! Whether you actually earn the money you
+live on, makes no great difference, though in your case I guess you'll
+have to if you are going to live at all well. But if you get money
+without earning it, it leaves you in debt to society. Somebody has to
+earn the money you spend. In mine, factory, railroad, or office,
+somebody works for the money that supports you. No matter where the
+money comes from, that is true: somebody has to earn it. If you get it
+without due labor of your own, you owe for it. Recognize that debt and
+qualify yourself to discharge it. Study to put back into the world
+somewhat more than you take out of it. Study to be somewhat more than
+merely worth your keep. Study to shoulder the biggest load your strength
+can carry. That is life. That is the great sport that brings the great
+compensations to the soul. Getting regular meals and nice clothes, and
+acceptable shelter and transportation, and agreeable acquaintances, is
+only a means to an end, and if you accept the means and shirk the end,
+the means will pall on you.
+
+I said 'agreeable acquaintances.' A very large proportion of the
+acquaintances you can make will be agreeable if you can bring enough
+knowledge and a sufficiently hospitable spirit to your relations with
+them. I don't counsel you to cultivate the arts of popularity, for they
+are apt not to wash,--apt, that is, to conflict with inside qualities
+that are vastly more valuable than they are. But keep, in so far as you
+can, an open heart. There is no one to whom you are not related if only
+you can find the relation; there is no one but you owe him a benefit if
+you can see one you can do him.
+
+Don't be too nice. It is such an impediment to usefulness as stuttering
+is to speech,--a sort of spiritual indigestion; a hesitation in your
+carbureter. By all means, be a gentleman, in manners and spirit, in so
+far as you know how, but be one from the inside out.
+
+If you had come as far as you have in life without acquiring manners,
+you might well blush for your parents and teachers. I don't think you
+have, but I beg you hold on to all the good manners you have, and get
+more. Good manners seem to me a good deal to seek among present-day
+youth, but I suppose they have always been fairly scarce, and the more
+appreciated for their scarcity. Tobacco manners are uncommonly free and
+bad in this generation; more so, I think, than they were in mine. Since
+cigarettes came in, especially, youths seem to feel licensed to smoke
+them in all places and company. And the boys are prone to too much ease
+of attitude, and lounge and loll appallingly in company, and I see them
+in parlors with their legs crossed in such a fashion that their feet
+might almost as well be in the ladies' laps.
+
+Have a care for these matters of deportment. Be strict with yourself and
+your postures. Keep your legs and feet where they belong; they were not
+meant for parlor ornaments. Show respect for people! Lord bless me! the
+things I see done by males with a claim to be gentlemen: tobacco-smoke
+puffed in women's faces; men who ought to know better, smoking as they
+drive out with ladies; men who put their feet on the table and expect
+you to talk over them! Show respect for people; for all kinds of people,
+including yourself, for self-respect is at the bottom of all good
+manners. They are the expression of discipline, of good-will, of respect
+for other people's rights and comfort and feelings. I suppose good
+manners are unselfish, but the most selfish people might well cultivate
+them, they are so remunerative. In the details of life, in the public
+vehicles, in crowds, and in all situations where the demand presses hard
+on supply, what you get by hogging is incomparably less than what you
+get by courtesy. The things you must scramble and elbow for are not
+worth having; not one of them. They are the swill of life, my son; leave
+them to swine.
+
+You will have to think more or less about yourself, because that belongs
+to your time of life, provided you are the sort that thinks at all. But
+don't overdo it. You won't, because you will find it, as all healthy
+people do, a subject in which over-indulgence tends rapidly to nausea.
+To have one's self always on one's mind is to lodge a kill-joy; to act
+always from calculation is a sure path to blunders.
+
+Most of these specific counsels I set down more for your entertainment
+than truly to guide you. You don't live by maxims any more than you
+speak by rules of grammar. You will speak by ear (improving, I hope, in
+your college environment), and you will live by whatever light there is
+in you, getting more, I hope, as you go along.
+
+Grow in grace, my son! If your spirit is right, the details of life
+will take care of their own adjustment. Go to church; if not invariably,
+then variably. They don't require it any more in college, but you can't
+afford not to; for the churches reflect and recall--very imperfectly to
+be sure--the religion and the spirit of Christ; and on that the whole of
+our civilization rests. Get understanding of that. It is by far the most
+important knowledge in the whole book, the great fountain of sanity,
+tolerance, and political and social wisdom, a gateway to all kinds of
+truth, a rectifying and consoling current through all of life.
+
+
+
+
+Intensive Living
+
+By Cornelia A. P. Comer
+
+
+Said Honoria casually,--
+
+'When I was in town yesterday, I went to see Adelaide in her new house.'
+
+The others looked up alertly, Martha from her darning, Grace from her
+Irish crochet.
+
+'Oh, really? And how did you like the house?'
+
+Honoria hesitated, looking to the wide view for clarification. The three
+sat on a cottage veranda in the foothills of Southern California, one
+February day. In front of them the landscape ran, laughing, down-hill to
+the sea. Spread beneath them like a map were thirty miles of town and
+country: orange orchards brave with fruit; eucalyptus groves appealing
+to the sky; friendly roofs inclosed in deep-sheltering trees; great open
+spaces where the wind moved free; round-topped hills, green near at hand
+(for the rains had come and gone thus early), changing to a dusky blue
+out yonder where the bright Pacific flashed at the end of the long,
+delightful view. For love of this prospect Martha had lately left steep,
+sturdy hills, brown brooks, elm-shaded streets and old friends, girding
+at herself as she did so. Honoria had lived here many years, while Grace
+was but a winter's guest in Honoria's home, whose hospitable brown
+gables, low and wide-spreading, were visible beyond the cypress hedge
+encircling Martha's cottage.
+
+'It is a good-looking mansion. She had a capable architect. The building
+is Tudor,--consistent, graceful, well proportioned. For two people it is
+a very large house indeed, but it is a good house, and I see perfectly
+how Adelaide means it to express the idea of dignified, comfortable
+living. The decorator was not bad of his kind, either.'
+
+'All this sounds like praise,' said Grace, 'yet I feel that you are
+keeping something back. What is the matter with Adelaide's house?'
+
+Again Honoria hesitated.
+
+'It seems ungracious to find fault with such a perfectly worthy
+performance, yet I came away chilled and uncomfortable, almost unhappy,
+indeed. Thinking about the matter on the way home, it became clear to me
+at last that the house is too large for Adelaide's personality. You know
+how perfectly she pervaded that old house of hers. Old-fashioned, in
+some respects inconvenient, with far less perfect fittings, it still was
+thoroughly delightful, for where the rugs failed or the draperies
+faltered, Adelaide's personality somehow stepped in and eked out all
+insufficiencies, corrected all errors. It was hers entirely. In this
+blameless achievement of architect and decorator, there are no
+insufficiencies to be eked out, and so Adelaide's personality seems to
+slip and slide helplessly upon a kind of glacial surface which it cannot
+penetrate and make its own. I may be expressing myself very poorly, but
+I know I have hold of something real. Adelaide's new house, good-looking
+as it is, is not interesting,--that is what I mean,--and even the dear
+woman herself seems less interesting, and less herself now that she is
+enfolded in it.'
+
+'Did you know,' interposed Martha, 'that the first winter in a new house
+the heating actually requires more coal than is ever needed again?'
+
+'No, I didn't know that--but I can well believe it. Why shouldn't it
+take more coal to warm it when it evidently takes more vitality to cheer
+it? It's a serious business, this breaking in of a large house to one's
+self late in life, as so many Americans do. The draughts upon their
+vital forces are more taxing than the coal bills.'
+
+'We all ought to live in inherited homesteads,' suggested Grace,'where
+the humanizing of the bricks and mortar has been done for us by our own
+people.'
+
+'Honoria,' Martha demanded, ignoring this unpractical suggestion, 'tell
+me the truth! If you were in Adelaide's place and had _carte blanche_ to
+incarnate your idea of a house for yourself and your family, wouldn't
+you over-build and over-decorate too? I should enjoy doing it! The
+furniture in my bungalow is altogether too sketchy at present, and I am
+tired of eking it out with personality. You would feel differently if
+you hadn't brought your old mahogany when you came West!'
+
+Honoria set a few stitches, and looked at her friends with eyes in which
+conviction flamed.
+
+'I don't over-dress, and I don't over-eat, though I have abundant
+opportunity,' she said, 'but it may be that I would over-build and
+over-decorate, or at least that I would have done so until yesterday. I
+don't think I would do it to-day--now that I know what ails Adelaide's
+house. As for your bungalow, Martha, it is comfortable and it is alive.
+There isn't a picture on the wall nor an ornament on the mantel that
+hasn't a reason for being exactly where it is. That is triumph, and you
+know it. I don't believe you would really exchange your house for
+Adelaide's.'
+
+'Try me and see! I would like just for once to ignore beauty and
+suitability, and go in for size and sheer, luxurious comfort.'
+
+'You would go distracted in two weeks in a place that was "sheer,
+luxurious comfort" and nothing else,' returned Honoria decidedly. 'You
+would hate it as you hate everything smug and fat and complacent. I have
+known you too long, Martha, not to know the ways of you with a house. To
+satisfy you, a domicile has to be livable. If you consider all the
+houses, little and big, of your friends, you will see that there are
+fixed limits to the amount of space in them that is truly and pleasantly
+habitable. You can't get the lovable "lived-in look" in rooms where you
+do not actually live, and you can't live all over a house that is bigger
+than your needs. Why! life isn't long enough, especially if you seldom
+stay at home! Think how dreary are most of the great houses we know.
+Consider Mrs. King's new marble palace with its commanding site and its
+ninety rooms. There isn't a single spot in it except her own bed-room
+and sitting-room that wouldn't give your spirit a congestive chill if
+you sat there for an hour. I know a woman in Colorado who so loathed her
+big new house as it left the hands of a New York decorator, that she
+would have moved back into the old one if she hadn't been afraid of her
+friends' laughter. And, Grace, even inherited homesteads are sometimes
+as difficult as uncongenial kin. Old houses have ways and wills of their
+own.'
+
+'Houses _are_ curious things,' said Grace. 'We take a morsel of
+illimitable space and wall it in and roof it over. Suddenly it ceases to
+be part of God's out-of-doors and becomes an entity with an atmosphere
+of its own. We warm it with our fires, we animate it with our
+affections, we furnish it with such things as seem good in our eyes. We
+do this to get shelter for our bodies, but we acquire as well an
+instrument for our spirits that reacts on us in its turn.'
+
+'In other words,' returned Honoria, warming to her subject, 'as we live
+our way into a house, adapting it to our need, the bricks and mortar,
+the paint and plaster, cease to be inert matter and become alive.
+Superficial sociologists have taunted woman with being "more anabolic or
+plant-like" than man, but I count it her second glory. The plant is an
+organism that "slowly turns lifeless into living matter," and this is
+the thing that woman has done from the beginning with her shelter! In
+our houses we achieve almost an organic extension of our very selves.
+That is part of what I was trying to say. But, obviously, there should
+exist some reasonable ratio between the self and its extensions. I take
+it, the modern multitude of overgrown mansions, like the Kings' or the
+Clays' or even Adelaide's smaller dwelling,--all these places whose
+owners never find out why they are not at home in them,--are symptoms of
+our modern disease of materialism. The essence of that disease is the
+desire to grasp more matter than the spirit can fully animate. That the
+infection can lay hold on Adelaide shows how all-pervading it is,
+gripping the just as well as the unjust. When I saw her tired and
+dissatisfied; when I felt the lack of charm and quality in the house,
+and remembered how full of both her old house and garden had been, I
+tried to think it out. It all works around to just this: you can't have
+quality, you can't have charm in your material environment unless you
+put them into it yourself. It is a plain question of your ability to
+choose, arrange and vitalize things. And the latter requisite is by far
+the most important of the three. For I have really seen, with these
+eyes, poor, mean rooms where absolutely nothing was beautiful or
+noteworthy, so charged with a gracious and comforting personality that
+you forgot their shabbiness and said, "What a home-like place!" Please
+note that that is the adjective we always use of places that draw us by
+their personality--as if personality and nothing else were the essence
+of home.
+
+'Now Adelaide's old house had personality; it was completely vitalized.
+It was all under her hand, and as high as her heart. But Adelaide's big
+new house is as yet barren and chilly, for it is not vitalized at all.
+Of course I know that after she has lived in it longer, it is bound to
+improve, because it is her nature to humanize and modify all her
+surroundings. But the crucial question is--_how big a house can she
+humanize?_ Something bigger than a cottage probably--but certainly
+something much smaller than a hotel. The longer I looked at this
+question, the more it seemed to me that unconsciously I had put my
+finger on the vital query that, in the ideal state, should underlie all
+property, all education, all privilege.
+
+'I have been talking about houses,--they are the most intimate, the
+most organic of a woman's possessions,--but the argument applies to all
+we own. It is the mark of our era to want more of everything than we can
+use, yet when we get the Too-Much we demand, we are crushed by it, as
+Tarpeia was crushed by the shields.'
+
+'I have often thought' said Grace, 'that the sheer, brute mass of
+life--of people to know, of books to read, of plays to hear, of pictures
+to see, of things to do, buy, learn, enjoy--within reach of the
+well-to-do person in the modern world, far outruns the capacity of any
+human being to take it in and make of it the sane whole that a life
+should be.'
+
+'Yes--yet we go crazily on, trying to expand to illimitable
+possibilities, thinking we shall be happier so soon as we have discarded
+all our present belongings and opportunities for bigger, newer, richer
+ones. How many people do you know who have not met a substantial
+increase of income with a corresponding enlargement of their whole scale
+of living, a senseless expansion sometimes out-running their increased
+ability to provide for it? There is no future but chaos for a society
+with such ambitions. They are centrifugal and can only lead to
+disintegration.
+
+'The truth is, we have no notion of the value and necessity of a
+doctrine of limitations. Just as an illustration--not once in all the
+mass of matter printed in the last twenty years about the gyro-car, the
+aeroplane or other inventions capable of enormous swiftness, have I
+seen the faintest intimation that human beings could not intelligently
+direct a speed of two hundred miles an hour--yet the railroads are now
+tardily discovering that the capacity of engineers is seriously taxed by
+sixty miles!
+
+'Don't mistake my meaning. I am not preaching the moral value of
+poverty. I am no convert to asceticism. That method of ridding one's
+self of the overweight of the material life is too extreme to the
+correct solution. I am simply calling attention with all my might to the
+æsthetic and vital value of Not-Too-Much. I am not afraid of Enough. I
+am greatly afraid of Too-Much. And the reason I am afraid is this:--
+
+'Just as the capacity of the human stomach is limited to a certain
+quantity of food, so also is limited the capacity of the human spirit
+for appropriating and assimilating property in its different forms.
+Beyond a certain somewhat variable point, material possessions _do the
+holder no more good_. The common saying, "All you get in this world is
+your board and clothes," is the popular acknowledgment of this
+restricted capacity. The affirmation of bounds to our capacity holds
+good as regards the property of the mind--education, cultivation,
+æsthetic satisfactions--just as it does of material goods. There is a
+definite limit to what we can effectively make our own. Beyond that
+limit, possession is a detriment.'
+
+'The direct result of helping ourselves to too much of anything is to
+coarsen and degrade. We can see this clearly as regards the primal
+necessity of food. Nature promptly writes it, in large letters, all over
+the man or woman of gross appetites.'
+
+'It is as plainly printed, if in smaller type, on the faces of those who
+want too much of other things,--houses, notoriety, money, power,--what
+you will. The porcine brand is there, however disguised. Personally, I
+fear the Mark of the Pig as I fear nothing else on earth. Shaler says
+that certain lines of evolution terminate in such grotesque effects that
+one almost believes the guiding thought behind the process was humorous.
+I never see a stye with its squealing, shouldering inhabitants, without
+thinking how tremendously satiric it is--a master-caricature of human
+greed, not over-drawn! And I say, "Brother Pig, Heaven grant that I keep
+my voracities better concealed than thou."'
+
+Her companions regarded Honoria, in type thin, nervous, ardent, with a
+keen and vivid face. The comparison was certainly not apparent--but the
+heart knoweth its own gluttonies.
+
+'You are doing fairly well at it thus far,' said Martha dryly. 'What's
+the next step in your argument, Honoria?'
+
+'Since our capacity is limited, and since to glut ourselves beyond it
+burdens and degrades, clearly the thing for each individual with
+intelligence to do is to find out where, for him, lies the golden point
+beyond which riches turns to the poverty of burden. When even the wise
+and earnest Adelaides get their houses too big and don't know what is
+the matter, it is time to formulate the principles of First Aid to the
+Prosperous. I believe the point from which the women of the comfortable
+classes should attack the problem of a saner living is this doctrine of
+limitation and selection, and that we should attack it first of all in
+our homes.
+
+'Now, we human beings really do something to our immediate material
+surroundings which I can best describe as charging them with our
+personality. With the revolution of the days, personality accumulates in
+the things we handle and love and live with, much as electricity gathers
+upon the accumulator of a static machine with the revolution of the
+plates. This idea has always been popular with the poets and artists,
+but people who advance it in everyday life always do so apologetically,
+with the air of saying, "I know this is slightly fantastic, but doesn't
+it seem true?" Yet most housekeepers know its utter truth. I never
+doubted from the time I consciously began to care for old furniture, old
+rugs, old china--all the beautiful cast-offs of vanished lives--that a
+vast part of their charm was atmosphere, something imparted to them by
+the affection of those forgotten ones and now inhering, for the
+perceptive vision, in their very substance. The craftsman of those elder
+days is not the only creator of the beauty that has come down to us.
+Whoever has loved another's work has thereby added something to it. Is
+it not so? And I, in my turn, ought to be beautifying my belongings for
+those who come after me.'
+
+Grace and Martha nodded readily enough, for this doctrine needs no long
+expounding to any woman who has lived her way into her material
+possessions, and distilled atmosphere from them for the comfort of her
+household. She knows what she has done, and knows, though she says
+little about it, that this business of turning lifeless into living
+things is one of her important natural functions.
+
+'When I studied physics,' Honoria went on, 'I learned that science had
+been compelled to posit ether, an all-pervading, absolutely elastic,
+wave-bearing substance, to explain the commonest facts of our physical
+experience. Later yet, I learned that the passage of thought-waves
+through ether had found defenders among men of the exact sciences.
+Naturally I said to myself, "Ah, the scientists are growing 'warm.'
+Next, they will be demonstrating some of the things women have always
+known. They will show how we send out vibrations that get caught and
+entangled in our intimate belongings, never to be wholly freed again.
+The thing will be worked out and demonstrated like a problem in
+geometry. Doubtless they will be measuring everybody's wave-lengths and
+teaching children in the Eighth Grade easy ways of charging their
+belongings with their personality so unmistakably that stealing will
+have to become a lost art." Well! They haven't done it yet. In fact,
+they don't seem so near doing it as they once did. The mechanism of the
+process by which I take a chair fresh from Grand Rapids and in the
+course of years make it _my_ chair and no other woman's, is a secret
+still, but I don't have to argue with anybody who ever had a favorite
+chair that the thing is as I have stated it. Neither do I have to argue
+that I could not so appropriate and make my own the output of an entire
+factory. It must be equally obvious that the dignified, proper
+environment for me and my family contains what we can thus make our own,
+and not much more.'
+
+'Of course there are people,' said Martha reflectively, 'the routine of
+whose living demands large and formal apartments, impossible to do
+anything with from your point of view.'
+
+'Assuredly there are such people,' Honoria admitted, 'just as there are
+people whose entertaining must be in the line of banquets rather than
+little dinners. I am not predicating a world full of model cottages,
+even though I think it might prove the happiest world. Still, outside of
+official circles, the need of state drawing-rooms is certainly not
+general, and it is of the very gist of my argument--my argument isn't
+all developed yet, Martha, don't think it!--that for the sake of
+developing a finer and more individual quality in our possessions, we
+should cut off some superfluous ones. Please listen patiently while I
+carry the idea to its logical limit, even though that limit lies beyond
+the bounds of practicability.
+
+'Economists profess that, in an ideal distribution of goods, each man
+would have as much as he could consume without waste. But this takes no
+account of the differing needs of men, developed through ages of the
+upward struggle, nor of their different capabilities of turning goods to
+account. If you are going to dabble at all in theories of ideal
+distribution, why not have one that is genuinely ideal--that is,
+non-material? _The true distribution would require that each man should
+possess what goods he could animate and vitalize._ Even so, how vastly
+would possessions differ in amount and quality!
+
+'If life could be adjusted on this basis, it would automatically become
+simplified, charged with beauty and with character. We should slough off
+ugly and useless possessions, or, if we retained through affection
+things ugly in themselves, that very affection would impart to them a
+certain importance and distinction. We should then, at least, live in a
+world in which everything had significance. Think of the infinite
+satisfaction of that!'
+
+'What do you mean when you say, "if life could be adjusted on this
+basis," Honoria?' Grace inquired. 'Are you implying some kind of a final
+socialistic state which calls for an omniscient Distributor of Goods who
+shall know how much each man can vitalize?'
+
+'Really, Grace, I am not a fool, even when I am evolving a reformed
+society!' returned Honoria promptly. 'Most conceptions of an improved
+state demand God for their Chief Executive and an enormous force of
+government officials with the fine honor which, thus far, has only been
+developed in human nature by conditions entirely different from those
+the visionaries are forecasting. Unquestionably we have fallen into the
+habit of thinking that if we only pass a law, any wrong at which we aim
+is regulated. In fact, however, so long as that law only expresses the
+practice of a minority, its enforcement will be evaded. Legislation
+without character is as helpless as a motor without fuel,--and my little
+reform, like every other effective change, must proceed from within
+outward.
+
+'So I believe that if I wish to live in a world where nobody has more
+food, clothes, houses, wealth, power, than he can make significant and
+vital use of, it is up to me to remake my own life on that basis first.
+I am, if not the only woman whom I can reform, at least the most
+suitable subject for my experimentation. And I admit that I have too
+many possessions. Sometimes I am ridden to exhaustion by the care of my
+"things," modest as they are when compared to the goods of my
+neighbors. I know that if thousands of people did not feel as I do, the
+"simple life" slogan would never have acquired the popularity it had
+some years ago. We no longer hear much of the simple life, but we need
+it increasingly. Personally, I am persuaded that the method I am trying
+to set forth is workable.
+
+'Why shouldn't a human being, seeking to get the most out of life, take
+lessons from the husbandman seeking to get the richest returns from the
+soil? It used to be thought that to cultivate many acres superficially
+was the way to feed the world and enrich the farmer. But the study of
+the soil as a science has taught us that we must resort, instead, to the
+intensive farming which gives greater returns from reduced acreage. What
+is true of the returns earth makes to our granaries, is true of the
+returns life makes to our spirits. We need a science of intensive living
+that we may get the larger crop from the smaller field. It will be
+worked out by women, and it must begin in their domain, which still is,
+in spite of the sociologists, the home.'
+
+'The Norwegian maid who cared for my rooms at the hotel last winter had
+figured out something of the sort for herself,' said Grace. 'After I had
+put a few bits of things about, she said to me, "I like dis room. It
+looks like Norway. Dere iss more moneys in America, but in Norway t'ings
+iss more pretty. Even de kitchen iss good to see. Dere iss shelves an'
+copper cooking-dishes all shiny, all so happy-looking. I like dem way
+best. It iss better not so much moneys to haf, but to be more happy wit'
+one's t'ings!"'
+
+'That is the doctrine in a nutshell! In its poorer, more restricted
+days, the world learned that secret of the art of living, and it still
+lingers in corners that our blatant, crashing "civilization" passes
+by--so that a Norwegian peasant's daughter may know far more than an
+American girl "who has always had everything" about the priceless secret
+of being "happy wit' one's t'ings." It is the richest knowledge a woman
+can possess.'
+
+'What is the real rock-bottom reason why people go on piling up money
+after they have enough?' Martha demanded.
+
+'I imagine,' said Honoria, 'that excessive accumulation is a form of
+egotism. Now, if public opinion, the race-ideal, or what you please,
+once demanded that we vitalize all our possessions; if it were once
+admitted to be unspeakably gross to demand more property than we can
+animate, as gross as it now is to over-eat, then the stress upon
+possession would be transferred at once from "How much" to "How," and
+large possessions would really become what some of the undistinguished
+rich now fondly imagine them to be--a direct and sensitive register of
+the finer qualities.'
+
+Martha suddenly and irresistibly chuckled.
+
+'I have a story for you, Honoria,' she said. 'A lot of ranchers over
+there,' she vaguely gestured toward the southwest across the hills,
+'have grown suddenly rich, raising sugar beets, and have bought
+motor-cars and other paraphernalia proper to their improved condition.
+One of them was heard to say, "I b'lieve these college graduates that
+teach school 'round here really think they're as good as us rich folks."
+That is the real attitude of your "undistinguished rich" toward the
+gifts of culture and the finer qualities!'
+
+'Honoria,' said Grace, 'haven't the sages always said, "Give me neither
+poverty nor riches"? Why should your propaganda succeed where Job and
+Socrates have failed? Job lived a long while ago! If the race were going
+to be converted to his view, the process ought to be more advanced. You
+will need very strong arguments for your doctrine of limitations.'
+
+'Arguments are to be had for the picking up,' returned Honoria. 'What
+kind will you have? Reasonable limitation on the material side always
+brings some amazing flowering of mind or spirit like the blossoming of a
+root-bound plant. If you want a racial argument, consider the Irish--the
+poorest people in Europe and _therefore_ the richest in spirit. Poverty
+forced them to concentrate their attention upon their neighbors; there
+resulted an astonishing increase in sympathy, wit, and general
+humanness.--If you want an argument from Art, consider the Middle Ages.
+Peering out of a narrow world, hemmed in by ignorance and squalor, the
+mediæval artist caught sight of beauty and immediately loved it with
+such fervent, personal passion that everything he made in its image was
+vital and wonderful. As his world broadened in the Renaissance, much of
+his art grew florid and meaningless, lacking that marvelous, intimate
+quality of the earlier, restricted day.--If you want an argument from
+literary material, there's the _Picciola_ of Saintine. You can make an
+imperishable literary masterpiece out of a convict's love for a tiny
+plant struggling up between two stones in a prison-yard, but you cannot
+make men listen to tales of great possessions. The interest in Monte
+Cristo centres upon the process of _acquirement_, and it is the same in
+any successful money-romance. Midas is only fit to point a moral, never
+to adorn a tale.--If you want an argument from philology, consider that
+the diminutives in every language show the lesser thing to be the dearer
+thing, always. Remember Marie Antoinette and the Little Trianon!
+Consider the increasing specialization in science--science which always
+falls on its feet! I know a thousand arguments! The thing I am in need
+of is converts!'
+
+'If you could get them,' said Martha, 'there might really be a Woman's
+Reformation, only it would begin at home instead of at the polls.'
+
+'What other permanent thing is there in life but the hearthstone?
+Nations rise and fall, laws and institutions come and go--but that
+remains, the one fixed point in human society. I take it, therefore, it
+is the one point from which the lever can successfully be brought to
+bear on human society. If anything is to be moved or altered, the force
+must be applied there.'
+
+'But human society _has_ changed, Honoria,' urged Grace. 'Look at all
+our new powers and possessions! Steam and electricity have remade the
+world, and we are not yet adjusted to the alteration. No generation ever
+lived under our conditions; thus we have no traditions for handling our
+new environment. No heritage of ancestral wisdom tells us what of the
+hundreds of new opportunities to accept, what to reject. Save in so far
+as we are thinking beings--and that is not very far--we are as much at
+the mercy of our desires as babies in a toy-shop, grabbing now this and
+now that, heaping up a lapful of futilities and calling it a life.'
+
+'Yes. But why should we make steam and electricity serve our greed only?
+Why use them chiefly to darken the world and make life a horror? Dare
+you affirm that we women and our demands are not at the very centre of
+the tragic tangle of modern living? Isn't all this horrible speeding-up
+of business largely an outgrowth of our exactions? What do men do
+business for, anyhow, except to get us what we want! Homes are to other
+material possessions what souls are to the bodies--the centre from which
+the life moves outward. If there is no greed in the home, is there not
+bound to be less greed in the offices?'
+
+'I'm not so sure, Honoria,' Grace returned. 'No amount of intensiveness
+in the home would eliminate man's love of power for its own sake.'
+
+'Perhaps. Yet isn't the lust for power a secondary development? We begin
+by being greedy because we want things; we keep on after we have more
+things than we know what to do with, because greed has created the
+power-lust. It is the aftermath from that ugly root. If the pressure the
+home puts on the man for money were suddenly slackened all along the
+line, above the point of poverty, might not the matter of unseemly
+accumulations correct itself? If we women of the more favored classes
+avowedly undertook to give quality to our belongings, instead of
+demanding belongings which we hope will confer quality upon us, there
+would surely be both a lessening in the stress of life and an
+improvement in its texture. I can think of nothing else but the Golden
+Rule that would help to solve so many menacing problems, such as the
+high cost of living, the commercialization of life, and the divorce
+problem. Oh, it would be very far-reaching, that attitude, if we could
+only achieve it!'
+
+'Why wouldn't plain Christianity do all your reforming, and do it
+better?' demanded Martha abruptly.
+
+'Assuredly it would--if Christianity were more generally a condition
+instead of a theory among us. I wouldn't undertake to say off-hand why
+the sanctions of common sense seem more precious to the present
+generation than the sanctions of religion, when in so many points they
+are identical, but I must conform my theorizings to the fact. Yet with
+all our neglect of religion the traditions of the spirit have not
+changed! They are the same from everlasting to everlasting. And one of
+the things the nineteenth century most wonderfully made clear was that
+the evolution of the spirit is the thing Nature has been seeking for
+hundreds of millions of years. I don't suppose that age-long process
+with the tremendous impetus of all creation behind it is really going to
+be upset by the turmoil of one materialistic generation. But I do
+believe that if we go with the current of materialism, we and all our
+works shall be tossed aside as refuse, thrown into Nature's garbage-can.
+I tell you, I can't bear the disgrace of it.'
+
+'Honoria, you almost persuade me to be intensive,' said Grace, 'but I am
+not reconciled to the doctrine at one point--the question of beauty. I
+admit that one cannot vitalize a lot of senseless luxury. I admit, too,
+that comfort and a certain amount of beauty can always be successfully
+domesticated and charged with personality, as you phrase it, and that
+the result is completely satisfying. But is one never to indulge one's
+self in _all the beauty money will buy_, never to have everything of an
+absolute perfection? You are against great houses, but there is Mountly
+House, at home. It is big, but so beautiful that you are at home in it
+all over. What of it, and others like it?'
+
+'Big and beautiful it is, but it is on my side of the argument, none the
+less. If you remember, the architect was also the decorator. It is the
+triumph of his imagination. He designed it as a background for a woman
+of opulent beauty and domestic tastes. He ransacked Europe for the
+furnishings, tapestries, all sorts of exquisite, ancient things. He was
+a great artist and he created a work of art. The family fit into the
+picture more or less awkwardly. It is his house, not theirs at all. And
+I truly believe that the ultimate purpose of our houses excludes our
+going up and down another's stairs.
+
+'Yet I believe in all the beauty one can vitalize. It is essentially
+wholesome. It does not lend itself to morbid demands. The collector's
+passion looks like greed, and doubtless for a time it is greed. But,
+sooner or later, Too-Much sickens them. Their adorable possessions teach
+them there is profanation in having more wonderful things than they can
+enter into personal relation with. Therefore the inevitable end of all
+overgrown collections is the museum or the auction-room. I have seen it
+too often not to know it is true!--If you want a perfect illustration of
+this in literature read Mrs. Wharton's _The Daunt Diana_. It cuts down
+like a knife to the essential fact that our relations with beauty must
+be limited enough to have the personal quality. And--don't you
+see?--this automatic destruction of greed that beauty finally teaches to
+the collector, is the same automatic destruction of it that I dare think
+intensive living in our homes might bring to all greed. It is a proof of
+the theory on another plane.'
+
+'I think one might own a Mountly House without greed,' persisted Grace
+wistfully. 'Having no house at all, I naturally refuse to think of
+myself as ending my days in any less perfect domicile. What do you mean
+by the "ultimate purpose" of our houses?'
+
+'Ah! that,' said Honoria, with a quick indrawing of her breath, 'is the
+very core of all my thought, and I don't know how to make you see it!'
+
+She rose abruptly and walked to the end of the veranda. She stood there
+a while, looking across at the spreading gables of her own brown
+bungalow, with the yearning on her face that only house-mothers know.
+Yonder was her home. Set on a mighty shoulder of the earth, facing the
+sunset and the sea, it clung to the soil as the brown rocks cling.
+Behind it were the mighty Sierras with their crests of snow; before it,
+the sweetest land God ever smiled upon; within it, all the treasures of
+her eyes, her mind, her heart. Just as it stood there in the February
+sun, it was an abode compact of love, of aspiration, of desire. The
+ancient love of man for his shelter had gone into it, and the love of
+woman for the place of her appointed suffering. Desire for beauty and
+hope of peace were in its making. Its walls had heard the birth-cries;
+her children had played about its doors; out from it had been borne her
+dead. Inconsiderable speck on the vast hill-shoulder that it was, it
+could defy time and the elements, even as she defied them, for she had
+given it of her own immortality.
+
+'I have not yet said it all,' she said a little thickly. 'It is hard to
+say, even to you. I have found an attitude of mind, a path, a way of
+life I call intensive, for lack of a better name, and I believe in it,
+not only because it increases my sane satisfaction in living, but also
+because it finally leads _out_--out of all this tangle of our material
+lives, into the eternal spaces.
+
+'I see the world of men's business activities chiefly as a place of
+wrath and greed, and yet even the most grasping must be blindly seeking
+through their greed an ultimate satisfaction--not more houses or more
+automobiles, or railroads, or mines, or even power, but something dimly
+apprehended as beyond all these and more than they--something that is
+good and that _endures_. For we all want the Enduring Thing. One man
+sees it here, another there. As for me, I see it in my house. I tell
+you, the Greeks and Romans did not make a religion of the hearthstone;
+they merely recognized the religion that the hearthstone _is_. Under
+that quiet roof I have learned that it is a woman's business to take
+stones and make them bread. Only she can make our surroundings live and
+nourish us.
+
+'Beyond the need for bread, a woman's needs are two; deeper than all
+cravings save the mother's passion, firm-rooted in our endless past, is
+the heart-hunger. The trees that sweep my chimney have their roots at
+the world's core! The flowers in my dooryard have grown there for a
+thousand years! What millenniums have done, shall decades undo? We are
+not so shallow, so plastic as that! We will go into the mills, the
+shops, the offices, if we must, but we know we are off the track of
+life. Neither our desire nor our power is there.
+
+'I have talked glibly enough about restricting superfluous possessions
+for the sake of developing a finer quality in those we have; I have said
+only personality gives that quality to our surroundings--but I have not
+said the final thing. It is this: I believe that in the humble business
+of loving the material things that are given to us to own and love, in
+shaping our homes around them, in making them vital and therefore
+beautiful, so that they serve our spirits in their turn, we are not only
+making the most of our resources in this life, but are doing more than
+that. Somehow, I cannot tell you how, I know that we are _getting them
+across_--into the timeless places! In making them vital we are making
+them enduring.
+
+'Christ tells us to lay up for ourselves treasures in heaven. What did
+that mean to you when you were young? I thought it meant a procession of
+self-denials and charities, more or less lifeless because the offering
+was made slightly against the grain! I had no idea that when I loved
+somebody very much or pitied somebody very much, when I shared my heart
+or shared my roof eagerly, that I was doing the commanded thing. Still
+less did I realize, when I worked hard to make my home more comfortable
+or more beautiful, that I was sending vibrations from my everyday world
+right into the eternal one--every deed an actual hammer stroke on my
+house not made with hands. But so sure as that our mortal shall put on
+immortality, I now hold it that what we first find in the eternal world
+will be the things into which we have unstintingly flung our vitality,
+our _feeling_, while we are briefly here.
+
+'_Here we have no continuing city_. But when I am making my house live,
+I and no other, putting into it as I best may something of the serenity
+of Athens and the sacredness of Jerusalem and the beauty of Siena, then
+it is taking its place beside my greater loves. Then I am creating a
+home, not only in this world, but in the next. I have put something over
+into the eternal world that fire cannot burn, nor floods destroy, nor
+moth and rust corrupt. It is safe, even from myself, forever! No Heaven
+can be holy to me if I have not made this spot holy. I shall not ask,
+even from the mercy of the Merciful, a heavenly mansion if I have failed
+to make this earthly dwelling live. Eternity begins beside my hearth,
+shaped by my will. A woman knows!'
+
+
+
+
+Reminiscence with Postscript
+
+By Owen Wister
+
+
+I
+
+Not alone because of their good meat and drink are three meals shrined
+at the heart of these following impressions. Singly, each one did
+delightfully engage the palate, but the three together speak appealingly
+to sentiment. It is of a great house, a little inn, and of the fair
+region round about them that I shall mainly discourse--and whether I do
+or don't give a final _x_ to the name of the house, there are people and
+documents to say I have spelt it wrong: which comes very near to saying
+that both ways are right. The _x_ shall remain, the majority seems to
+favor it, and I at once beg that you share my relish of these posturing
+Renaissance lines, written by royal command in honor of Chenonceaux:--
+
+ Au saint bal des dryades,
+ A Phoebus, ce grand dieu,
+ Aux humides nayades
+ J'ai consacré ce lieu.
+
+This highly plaster-cast lyric was recited during the 'triomphe' held at
+Chenonceaux to celebrate the arrival there of François II and Mary
+Stuart. The hostess was as distinguished as her visitors; and never,
+before I went to Chenonceaux, did I associate naiads and dryads and
+poems of welcome with Catherine de'Medici. But we must allow this
+monstrous personage an eye for good houses. She preferred Chenonceaux to
+all her dwellings--she preferred it so much, indeed, that she made
+another lady get out of it, exchanging for it the decidedly inferior
+residence of Chaumont. And we have Catherine to thank (I fear) for the
+strangely felicitous fancy that placed upon the arches built from the
+rear of the house to the farther side of the river by her rejected
+predecessor, Diane de Poitiers, that enchanting hall or gallery, which
+rises three stories high, if you count the nine windows in the steeply
+and gracefully pitched slate roof.
+
+ Basti si magnifiquement
+ Il est debout, comme un géant,
+ Dedans le lit de la rivière,
+ C'est-a-dire dessus un pont
+ Qui porte cent toises de long.
+
+These verses bump down heavily upon the bridge, and, despite their
+scrupulous statistics as to its length, they scarcely measure the
+excellence of Chenonceaux, but rather the gap between French verse and
+French architecture in the sixteenth century. Villon could have come
+nearer the mark; but Villon was long gone before the ancient mill on the
+river Cher was transfigured by its purchaser into the château he did not
+live to complete. 'S'il vient à point' said Thomas Bohier, and he graved
+it in many ornamental places of his edifice, 'me souviendra.'
+
+And here am I writing his name and thinking about him, three hundred and
+ninety-two years after his death. What a pleasant reason for being
+remembered! What a quietly illustrious introduction to posterity: the
+originator of the mansion whose sheer beauty brought a succession of
+kings and queens and other great people to sojourn in it, whose walls
+have listened to the blandishments of François I, the sallies of
+Fontenelle and Voltaire, the sentimentalities of Rousseau. Do their
+ghosts walk here upon these terraces? Do they meet in the long gallery
+over the Cher? If they don't, they are less wise in the next world than
+they were in this. Almost might one envy some figure in a well-preserved
+piece of tapestry, hanging in any hall or chamber here and commanding a
+view out of any window that looked up or down the placid river.
+Embroidered thus for ever, amid high company, ladies and gentlemen of
+importance with hawks and feathers and armor and steeds richly
+caparisoned, ministered to by esquires and serfs, one would exist
+admired, valued, and carefully dusted. Daily sight-seers from all lands
+would be conducted into one's presence (Sundays included, 10-11 A.M.,
+2-6 P.M.), thus animating one's feudal leisure with sufficient variety.
+There one would be, an acknowledged masterpiece, for ever aloof from the
+unstable present, nevermore driven to enlist against the restless evils
+of the world. The trouble is, somebody from Pittsburg might buy one. Now
+I could no more brook living as tapestry in America than I could live as
+an American in Europe, expatriated and trivially evaporating amid
+beauties and comforts that were none of my native heritage.
+
+Do you know the country where Chenonceaux stands? Do you know the river?
+Have you ever gone there from Tours, or come there the opposite way,
+from Bourges through Vierzon and Montrichard?
+
+The region shares a secret with certain rare people, whom all of us are
+glad to count among our acquaintance. Certain men and women, immediately
+on our first meeting them, make us desire to meet them again; not
+because they have uttered remarkable thoughts or reminded us of Venus or
+Apollo: perhaps they have said nothing that you and I couldn't say, and
+we may know people much better looking. But they radiate--what is it
+that they radiate? We feel it, we bask in it, it flows over us. It isn't
+sunlight or moonlight, but a fairy-light of their own. When these
+shining creatures come into the room, happiness enters with them. How do
+they do it? It gets us nowhere to say that there is 'something' in the
+tone of their voice, or 'something' in the look of their eyes: what is
+the something? I'm glad I don't know; mystery is growing so scarce, that
+I am thankful for anything which cannot be explained.
+
+Now this rare quality (and don't flatter yourself that you understand it
+because you happen to know its name) is possessed not only by men and
+women, but also by places; and, no more than with people, has it
+anything to do with their being remarkable or beautiful. The White
+Mountains in New Hampshire haven't a trace of it; it fills the mountains
+of North Carolina; there is almost none along our Atlantic seaboard, but
+it hangs over and haunts nearly every foot of our Pacific Coast.
+
+Whenever one of these happy spots has been long known to man, man has
+invariably cherished it in word and deed. His chronicles celebrate it;
+he sets it lovingly like a jewel in his romances, dramas, verse, prose,
+song; he graces it with his best in architecture; his roads and gardens
+bring it alike into his hours of work and of ease; in fine, he garlands
+it with his imagination, weaves it into his life century after century,
+until it comes to smile upon him from the heart of his History and
+Literature, as well as upon his daily present. That is what mankind has
+done beneath the spell of a place which has charm.
+
+Thus Touraine to the Frenchman,--_beau pays de Touraine_, as the page in
+Meyerbeer's _Huguenots_ sings of it in that opera's second act, which
+takes place at Chenonceaux. I suppose--indeed I remember--that rain
+falls in that country; yet, when I think about it, sunshine invariably
+sparkles through the picture--not the kind that glares and burns, but
+the kind that plays gently among leaves and shores and shadows; sunshine
+upon the twinkling, feathered silver of the poplars, the grapes in
+sloping vineyards, the green islands and tawny bluffs of the Loire, the
+quiet waters of the Indre and the Cher; a jocund harmony seems to play
+about the very names,--Beaulieu, Montrésor, Saint-Symphorien,--but were
+I to begin upon the music in the names of France, I should run far
+beyond the limits of Touraine and of your patience. Say to yourself
+aloud, properly, Amboise, Châteaurenault, La Chapelle-Blanche,
+Saint-Martin-le-Beau, and then say Naugatuck, Saugatuck, Pawtucket,
+Woonsocket, Manayunk, Manunkachunk, and you will catch my drift.
+Stevenson's joy in our names was at bottom purely that of the collector.
+
+But have you ever seen the Loire and its tributary realm? I have already
+owned myself (together with all other men) as unable to explain the
+mystery of charm. No Niagara is hereabouts, nor Matterhorn, nor anything
+you could call sublime; nothing so lustrously beautiful as Bar Harbor,
+or the Berkshire Hills. Wildness is wholly absent, but so is tameness
+too. It is somehow through its very moderation that the glamour of this
+land is wrought. But we must nicely distinguish between the poetry and
+the prose of moderation: Princeton Junction, New Jersey, is perfectly
+moderate, and is also the type and pattern of hundreds of thousands of
+square, comfortable, unoffending miles in the United States which you
+would never wish to see again--indeed which you would never wish to see
+once; whereas, even as I write, I am homesick for Touraine, though it
+isn't my home.
+
+Once again I must draw the parallel between human qualities and the ways
+of our mother earth. We place at the top of our esteem those people who
+take chivalrously the heavy blows of life, who are not brave merely, but
+gallant. We draw scant inspiration from the sight of somebody who is all
+too obviously and dutifully bearing something; who goes, day after day,
+with a set and sombre expression that says as plainly as words: 'Just
+watch me carrying my Cross. Just wait till you have one.' We prefer
+those whose gayety so conceals the fact that they're behaving well, that
+we should never suspect it, did we not know what they have passed, and
+are passing, through. Thus also does Touraine conceal the tears and the
+blood she has known. Louis the Eleventh, Catherine de' Medici, the
+gibbet balcony of the Salle des Armes at Amboise, the iron cage and the
+black dungeons of Loches,--Touraine, with her smiling, high-bred
+elegance, keeps all this to herself, and gives you a bright welcome.
+Often as she has been the scene of Tragedy, often as the glaive and not
+the lute has been the instrument of her drama, she might well look in
+her glass and exclaim with Richard the Second,--
+
+ Hath sorrow struck
+ So many blows upon this face of mine,
+ And made no deeper wounds?
+
+Wearing no crape, betraying no scars, hinting naught of its dark
+experience of life, this realm, this _beau pays_, more than any in
+Europe, to my thinking, lies in the true key of high comedy, of masque
+and pastoral. If, here and there above its trees or upon its hills, the
+brooding frown of some tower, the gaunt stare of some donjon in ruins,
+fierce with memories, brings one up short, so that in joy's mid-current
+some smack of the bitter wells up--this is not Nature's doing. Look away
+from these works of man to the feathered poplars, the vineyards, the
+gentle waters, and see the earth's countenance, smiling and serene.
+Decorous it is always; only the irregularities of the Loire and its
+channel seem to bear any reference to the conduct of those beautiful
+historic ladies who dispersed their reputations in the vicinity. Even
+man did not always build a Langeais or a Loches. Urbane and gracious
+amid their parks or on their bluffs rise those dwellings planned when
+France's architectural genius was in its happiest mood--though not its
+loftiest. They look like the good society which once assembled in them;
+their mere aspect suggests the wits, the brilliant talkers and listeners
+of a day when conversation was a living art still, the day which
+furnishes us even now with those letters and memoirs which are the
+dainty wainscotting and mantelpieces, the interior decorations of
+Literature. You may wander almost anywhere among the poplars and the
+chestnuts in the valleys of the Loire's quiet tributaries; you can
+hardly go wrong; if the turrets of Ussé against their rising woodland do
+not regale your eye, it will be Azay-le-Rideau, or something less
+famous, or, best of all, Chenonceaux, to which I now return.
+
+
+II
+
+I saw it first upon an afternoon when no air was stirring, even in the
+poplars, when the green of Touraine was changing to gold: golden fruit,
+pears, and apples, where summer's fruit had been; golden leaves
+flickering down from high branches, or raked into golden heaps; while
+the faint, sweet smoke of burning twigs hovered in the autumn day. It
+was the moment and scene of the year when, just because other things
+have ceased to grow, memories blossom in the mind; and on every golden
+heap of leaves retrospect seemed to be sitting. We visitors were three.
+I can recall the first sight of the château's yellow façade, framed by
+the distant end of the high, formal avenue into which we turned to
+approach it. All sorts of feet had stepped where we were walking:
+almost four centuries of distinguished feet had gone in and out of that
+beautiful front door; but over its appealing associations the still more
+appealing aspect of the wonderful house triumphed. If I knew about _Le
+Devin du Village_ then, the scene of its first performance interested me
+much more because that long and many-windowed gallery was built right
+over the water, right across the Cher, upon arches that the glassy
+surface of the stream reflected symmetrically. I was captured then and
+for ever by the beauty and the originality of this residence. Our best
+country houses take earth and air into partnership, but this abode of
+grace possessed, embraced, a little river. To go in at your front door
+on one green margin and come out of your back door on the other; to
+dwell in a masterpiece that was house and bridge in one--I can still
+recover my first sensations of delight at this triumph of French art.
+Only--the concierge didn't let us go out of the back door; and my
+disappointment was cherished through long years, until its sequel, which
+I shall presently reach. This first afternoon became a chapter in the
+most delightful of guide-books, from which I quote the following:--
+
+'We took our way back to the Grand Monarque, and waited in the little
+inn parlor for a late train to Tours. We were not impatient, for we had
+an excellent dinner to occupy us; and even after we had dined we were
+still content to sit a while and exchange remarks upon the superior
+civilization of France. Where else, at a village inn, should we have
+fared so well?... At the little inn at Chenonceaux the _cuisine_ was not
+only excellent, but the service was graceful. We were waited on by
+mademoiselle and her mamma; it was so that mademoiselle alluded to the
+elder lady, as she uncorked for us a bottle of Vouvray mousseux.'
+
+On another page of this same guide-book you may read how, at the Hôtel
+de l'Univers in Tours, the château of Amboise was described to us by an
+English lady of a type that I sadly miss to-day. One met her everywhere
+then. She was a more fragile sister of that robust, brick-complexioned
+spinster who used to climb all the Alps in practical but awful garments.
+She didn't often venture to speak to you for fear you weren't
+respectable, or might think she wasn't. When she did, it was apt to be
+with explosive shyness, running all her words together, as she did about
+Amboise. 'It's-very-very-dirty-and-very-keeawrious!' Curious and furious
+she always pronounced to rhyme with glorious and victorious; and it
+invariably made me think of 'God Save the Queen.'
+
+In my interest as to whether we should again have the excellent fare and
+graceful service which I so well remembered at the little inn, and
+whether now at last my long-cherished wish to step out of that back door
+on the river's farther side were to be gratified, Chenonceaux itself had
+so dropped out of my thoughts that it fairly burst upon my sight.
+Bursting is, of course, a thing which that delicate and restrained
+edifice could never really do, only I wasn't thinking about it as our
+party (we were four on this second visit, and it was spring-time) came
+into the avenue. There at the other end stood the fair, gay vision of
+the château, and its beauty and wonder so suddenly waked my admiration,
+that I exclaimed, 'How young it looks!'
+
+Yes; it didn't look new, but it looked young: youth is the particular
+and essential note of this enchanted building. None of its neighbors
+have it, not even Azay-le-Rideau or Blois, which are its rivals, though
+never its equals. Chenonceaux was four hundred years old in January,
+1915. Age makes one type of person decrepit, and so it is with houses.
+But Chenonceaux, if ever it come to show its years, will belong to the
+other type: it will look venerable. Did it, do you think, catch its
+secret from the ring of Charlemagne, by whose sorceries its mistress,
+Diane de Poitiers, was accused of preserving her youth? This lady's
+success with François Premier so disconcerted the amiability of the
+Duchesse d'Etampes, that she constantly reminded Diane she was born on
+the day Diane was married.--But I resist the temptation to dwell upon
+Diane and everybody else linked to Chenonceaux by history; it's all
+accessible to you in books; and I proceed with the visit our party of
+four made, this spring day.
+
+Touraine was now all delicate in green; as lovely, as gracious, as
+discreet in its budding leaves as when the leaves had flickered down,
+spangling the air and grass and garden-walks with their gold. We had met
+at the little inn the same welcome, the same excellent _cuisine_, the
+same agreeable Vouvray mousseux. Mademoiselle was not there, but mamma
+was. Her premises and herself showed no ill effect from the prosperity
+brought to her through the guide-book I have already quoted. No
+guide-book in its author's plan, it was now become established as one,
+and he, petitioned in a letter from mamma, had corrected a certain
+error. In the first edition, page 60, you may read that we took our way
+back to the Grand Monarque; in later editions it is the Hôtel du
+Bon-Laboureur. The confusion to travelers, the injury to her custom,
+ensuing from the wrong name, madame had represented to the author; and
+now all was well. The inn wasn't any larger, but more and more each
+season were pilgrims with expectant appetites led to her door.
+
+'Tenez, monsieur,' she said to me eagerly, when I narrated to her how I
+had been present at the germination of her renown, 'tenez. Voilà!' She
+showed me the precious guide-book. She treasured it, though she couldn't
+read it, because it was in English. And I came in for her smiles and
+cordiality, which really belonged to the author.
+
+You will have perceived, our party this time took their _déjeuner_, not
+their dinner, at the Bon-Laboureur. The good omelette and cheese and
+fruit and wine, mamma's prosperity and her well-preserved state,--for
+now she was really an elderly woman,--all this had brought us in
+peaceful and pleased spirits to the château. When we had seen the rooms
+downstairs and the concierge was conducting the other sightseers--some
+ten or twelve--to the second story, our party under my guidance stole
+away to the back door.
+
+'Back door' implies no dishonorable passage through pantry and kitchen;
+we simply didn't go up the staircase in the wake of the concierge, but
+independently along the hall instead, and thus across the Cher through
+Catherine's celebrated gallery. _Le Devin du Village_ came into my mind,
+and I wondered which figure was the more diverting, Jean-Jacques
+Rousseau composing opera, or Richard Wagner dabbling in philosophy.
+
+The door was open. I emerged, the happy leader of my party, upon stone
+steps, crossed a little draw-bridge, and our triumphant feet trod the
+grass beneath the trees which shaded the river's bank. I had my wish;
+and as my obedient band followed me, I fear my complacent back and
+Anabasis manner expressed some sentiment like this: 'Only observe how it
+pays to see France with a person who knows the ropes!' We sauntered, we
+expatiated, we paused before what I'll call by metonymy the tocsin--a
+great bell and chain suspended from strong framework; from this point
+the château, with its fine, detached, cylindrical donjon tower of the
+fifteenth century, looked, in the afternoon light, particularly well:
+those poor sheep with the concierge weren't getting this view. We must
+have lingered by the tocsin a quarter of an hour, enjoying ourselves,
+before returning to the back door.
+
+It was shut. It was locked. Rattling made no impression upon it, nor
+shaking, nor kicking. We knocked then, fancying this to be an accident.
+Next we called, or rather, I, the party's personal conductor and
+competent guide, began to call. Nothing happened. I augmented my
+efforts. Catherine's gallery, famous scene of the first performance of
+Rousseau's _Devin du Village_, responded with cavernous echoes. Between
+these reigned silence, and a gentle breeze rustled the young leaves of
+the chestnuts. We abandoned the door and went a few steps down the river
+to where our gesticulations could be seen from the windows of
+Chenonceaux. We made these gesticulations with our four umbrellas,
+whilst I shouted continually. Not a window blinked. It might have been a
+sorcerer's palace, and we his four new victims, presently to be roasted,
+boiled, or changed into cats. We looked down the river--no escape; up
+the river half-a-mile was a bridge; but what impediment mightn't lie
+between? And even if the way were clear, to go round by the bridge would
+lose us our train to Tours. One of us, in her deep voice, said that she
+hoped the robin-red-breasts would find her body and cover it with
+leaves. Again we flourished our four umbrellas, during vociferations
+from me, at the imperturbable château. Then, quite suddenly, something
+did happen. Out of a window in the donjon tower of the fifteenth century
+was thrust a head, and from across the river it wagged at us
+malevolently.
+
+It was the concierge. The shock of discovering he had locked us out
+purposely in punishment of our independent excursion, threw me into
+extreme rage. My Anabasis manner had already dropped from me; but
+Xenophon got his party successfully back, and this same task was now
+searchingly, compellingly, 'up to me.' More malevolent wagging from the
+tower was all that resulted from my next demonstrations. In these I was
+now alone; my party, at the apparition of the concierge, had become
+abruptly quiet, thinking doubtless that loud calls and wavings would
+diminish my dignity less than theirs, whose years and discretion were
+more than mine. Therefore my companions brandished their umbrellas no
+more, but stood upon the banks of the Cher decorously, in a reserved
+attitude, patient yet stately, as if awaiting the tumbril; I, meanwhile,
+hurled international threats across the river. These wrought no change.
+In repose my French halts, but when roused it acquires both speed and
+point; yet none of my idioms disturbed the concierge at his window. And
+now I was visited by inspiration. I seized the chain and rang the
+tocsin. It sounded as if Attila were coming at once. Somebody would have
+come, undoubtedly,--the whole _arrondissement_ I should think,--but
+after a few moments of that din, the head disappeared; in a few more the
+door was unlocked, and my companions preceded me with restraint yet with
+celerity across Catherine's gallery and out of Chenonceaux's front door
+and away, down the avenue to the railway, whilst I delivered some final
+idioms to the concierge. I am happy to record that these made him livid,
+and in the presence of a highly attentive audience. But--we had in truth
+small idea with whom we were dealing. Some time later we got final news
+of him. He had committed a murder, been caught, tried, convicted,
+sentenced, and executed.
+
+You will remember the British lady at the Hôtel de l'Univers in Tours,
+who, in her description of Amboise, pronounced curious to rhyme with
+glorious. Her kind was still pervading the quieter hotels of the
+continent (the Hôtel de l'Univers was still quiet) while her more
+muscular sister was still climbing all the Alps in valiant weeds. This
+time, another of the identical type sat next me at the table d'hôte, and
+from the corner of my eye I perceived her to be making endless and
+surreptitious dives with her head at my bottle of Vouvray mousseux.
+Becoming sure that this was neither St. Vitus's dance nor kleptomania,
+but a desire to learn the name of my wine, I made her a slight bow,
+turning my bottle so that she could more easily read its label; at which
+she squeaked skittishly, 'I-didn't-think-you'd-see-me!'
+
+
+III
+
+The mid-Victorian spinster was gone, the automobile was come, the much
+expanded Hôtel de l'Univers was quiet no more and had abandoned the
+table d'hôte for small tables when next I saw Chenonceaux. Eager as I
+had been to return to it, still more did I desire to enjoy that
+particular pleasure which one takes in introducing a scene one delights
+in to a friend. We were, this time, as we had been the first time, a
+party of three, and the day was July 4, 1914; but in the Cathedral of
+Bourges that morning, and at Montrichard and along the Cher that
+forenoon, firecrackers seemed remote. Later, the Hôtel de l'Univers had
+illuminations and national melodies for the benefit of its American
+patrons--these having now swelled to the lucrative proportions of
+invasion.
+
+But Chenonceaux hadn't changed, Chenonceaux looked just as young as
+ever. Its bright, serene aspect showed no confusion at changing masters
+so often. To my friends it more than fulfilled my promises for it, while
+for me it was even fairer than my memory. The concierge, a woman this
+time, told her band of sightseers enough, but much less than she knew.
+She had acquired (one somehow divined and discerned) a certain scorn
+for her sightseers. She had found (one saw) the affluent automobile to
+be the chariot of well-informed stomachs, but seldom of intelligences
+which had ever heard, or would ever care to hear, about Madame Dupin and
+her many distinguished guests. They knew their Michelin, where to buy
+_pétrol_ along the road, which roads to avoid; and the road they had
+particularly avoided was the one conducting to civilization. Some of
+them were present on this occasion with their goggles, their magenta
+veils, and their brass voices. To these the concierge imparted what she
+deemed them able to digest. She didn't mention the _Devin du
+Village_--but I did! This brought an immediate _rapprochement_, as we
+lingered with her behind the departing goggles. She knew and loved her
+Chenonceaux; her scorn fell from her; but she told us nothing so
+interesting as the fact that during the last twelvemonth _twenty
+thousand_ visitors had given each their required franc to see the place.
+The château, at this rate, will pay its way down the ages.
+
+But what of the Bon-Laboureur? If the mid-Victorian spinster and the
+table d'hôte hadn't survived the pace of the new century, what had the
+automobile done to the innocent village inn? I hope you will be glad to
+learn that it hadn't--as yet--done much. I have now reached the third of
+those meals which I mentioned at the outset. The Bon-Laboureur seemed a
+little larger,--people were lunching in two rooms instead of one, and
+out behind, kitchenward, there was a hint of bustle and of chauffeurs,
+and perhaps the personal note of welcome was fainter. But it wasn't
+quite absent; and still the food was excellent, still the service was
+courteous, a pleasant young woman waiting; and I felt that here was a
+good, small tradition still somewhat holding out against the
+beleaguering pressure of the wholesale. So I spoke to the pleasant young
+woman and inquired if the old _patronne_ were still living.
+
+'Mais si, monsieur!' I was, to my astonishment, answered. 'A deux pas
+d'ici.'
+
+The personal note of welcome warmed up on learning that I was an old
+visitor here; the patronne would value a call from one who remembered
+her good cooking; she was now very old; she had sold the business and
+the good-will; she lived very quietly; would I not go to see her? And
+her house was pointed out to me.
+
+Along the street of the little white village I went, slowly, in the
+midsummer warmth. The grape-leaves, trailing and basking on the walls,
+the full-leaved trees, the light and laziness of earth and sky, conveyed
+the same hush of repose that had exhaled from the golden autumn and the
+delicate spring I remembered so well; in this July sunshine, also, the
+pleasant land lay dreamy and unvexed. At a door standing slightly open,
+I knocked. Though a pause followed, I felt I had been heard; then I was
+bidden to enter, by a very old voice. Two rooms were accessible from the
+tiny hall, but I entered the right one, and there by the window sat the
+patronne. I had remembered her as moving alertly round her table, quiet
+and vigorous, above average height. All of this was gone; and as her
+dark, feeble eyes looked at me, I felt in them a certain apprehension,
+and found myself unpremeditatedly saying,--
+
+'Madame, I trust you will not think ill of an intruder when you learn
+why it is that he has ventured to knock at your door. They assured me
+you would like my visit. Here is my little story: One Sunday afternoon
+in September, 1882, three travelers came to the Bon-Laboureur. I was one
+of them; and never forgetting your excellent meal and service, I
+returned at my first opportunity, in April, 1896. Meanwhile that good
+meal of yours, and you its hostess, had been mentioned in a book by
+another of those three guests; and you told me of the prosperity this
+had brought you. Since that visit, thirty-two years ago, I have become a
+writer of books too. Of me you will not have heard, but you cannot have
+forgotten Mr. Henry James, whose praise brought so many guests to the
+Bon-Laboureur.'
+
+Her eyes, during my speech, had awakened, and now she stood up.
+
+'My servant is absent,' she said, 'or you would not have had to come in
+so. But my son lives close by in that large place. He will like very
+much to see you. I will call him.'
+
+She would have gone for him on her trembling feet, but this I begged she
+would not do; I had but five minutes; friends were waiting for me.
+
+'I am ninety years old,' she said. 'Ah, monsieur, il est bien triste de
+vieillir. One has nothing any more.' She became suddenly moved, and
+tears fell from her.
+
+I need not recall the little talk we had then. Strangers though we were,
+we did not speak as strangers; the memories that rose in each of us, so
+separate, so different, flowed together in some way, united beneath our
+spoken words, and made them sacred. But I may record that she got out
+her old books to show me, her registry-books of the Bon-Laboureur,
+little, old, modest volumes, where in many handwritings through many
+years the names of her guests had been inscribed. They had come from
+almost everywhere in the world. No longer strong enough, she had parted
+with the business and the good-will; but from these tokens of her past
+she could not part. She clung to the inanimate survivals of her good
+days and her renown. And on a blank page of the last volume which she
+placed before me, putting a pen in my hand, I wrote briefly for her of
+my three pilgrimages to her _petit pays_. Of the international
+distinction of her son she was touchingly and justly proud: famous
+peonies have spread his name wide as their cultivator and producer. For
+this, too, was the Bon-Laboureur in its way responsible.
+
+Perhaps I may not see it again, or its grand neighbor, the château, that
+secular shrine of a vivacious and select Past. But I shall need no
+Michelin, or Baedeker, or Joanne, to guide my memories thither. They are
+with me, every moment and breath of them, for my perpetual delight, a
+safe possession, unweakened and undimmed; and to conjure them before me
+it needs no more than the haunting syllables of Chenonceaux and the
+quaint, cherished volumes of the patronne.
+
+ IN CHENONCEAUX
+
+ My noiseless thoughts, if changed to their just sound
+ Amid these courts of silence once so gay
+ With love and wit, that here full pleasure found
+ Where Kings put off their crownèd cares to play,
+ Would shake in laughter at some jest unheard;
+ Would sing like viols in a saraband;
+ Would whisper kisses--but express no word
+ That would not be too dim to understand.
+
+ Like to a child, who far from ocean's flood
+ Against his ear a shell doth fondly hold
+ To hear the murmur that is his own blood,
+ And half believes the fairy-tale he's told,
+ So I within this shell mistake my sea
+ Of musing for the tide of History.
+
+
+
+
+The Other Side
+
+By Margaret Sherwood
+
+
+Like every other attentive reader of our periodical literature, I am
+increasingly aware of our persistent exposure of sin and wrong-doing in
+high places and in low; like many another attentive reader, I am growing
+a bit rebellious against this constant demand and supply in the matter
+of information regarding recent evil. Have we not grown over-alert in
+the search for this special kind of news? We take vice with our
+breakfast porridge; perjury with our after-dinner coffee; our essayists
+vie with one another in seeing who can write up the most startling story
+of crimes; and it is a bankrupt family nowadays that cannot produce one
+member to expose civic or political corruption. Undoubtedly much genuine
+ethical impulse lies back of all this; undoubtedly, too, much of the
+picturesque and spectacular treatment springs from a desire to startle,
+and ministers, in many a reader who would scorn paper-covered fiction,
+to a love of the sensational. Surely it must seem to the people of other
+countries that we take pride in the immensity of our sins, as we take
+pride in Niagara, in the length of the Mississippi, in the extent of our
+western plains.
+
+Many may be, and must be, the good effects of throwing the searchlight
+upon dark places, but the constant glare of the searchlight bids fair to
+rob us of our normal vision of life. My poor mind has become a
+storehouse of misdeeds not my own. I am sick with iniquity; I walk
+abroad under the shadow of infamy, and I sup with horrors. I shrink from
+meeting my friends,--not that they are not the best people in the world,
+but I dread lest they pour into my ears some newly acquired knowledge of
+wrong-doing. For me, as for others, the sun of noonday is clouded by
+graft, bribery, treachery, and corruption; and I fear to close my eyes
+in the dark because of the pictured crimes that crowd before them.
+Suppose poor Christian had had to drag after him not only his own bag of
+transgressions, but those of Mr. Worldly Wiseman, Mr. Facing-both-ways,
+and all the denizens of Vanity Fair, what chance would he ever have had
+of getting out of the Slough of Despond?
+
+It is not that I wish to shirk; I am not afraid of facing anything that
+I ought to know, and I have not the slightest doubt that we are all, in
+great measure, responsible for our neighbors' sins. But I am not sure
+that we are taking the wisest way to mend them. It seems to me
+incontestable that, with the large issues of individual and of national
+well-being in mind, we are over-doing the exposure, and slighting the
+incentives to right action; emphasizing the negative at the expense of
+the positive; and that, with our weakening convictions regarding the
+things that are right, it is dangerous to go on loudly proclaiming the
+things that are wrong. We are much in the position of a village
+improvement society which has pulled down a bridge because it is
+rotting, and is impotent to build another and a better. We have invested
+our national all in wrecking machinery, and have nothing left for
+constructive tools. It is said that in our explosive setting forth of
+civic and national wrong-doing, we are all too prone to stop with the
+explosion, as if mere knowledge of these things would set them right.
+Mere knowledge never yet set anything right; only the ceaselessly
+active, creative will can fashion a world of law out of chaos.
+
+Of the criticism often made that exposure of wrong should be followed,
+more closely than is done here, by constructive action, if anything is
+to be really effected, it is not my task to speak. The aspect of the
+matter which interests me especially concerns the youth of the land; it
+is the educational aspect. Not through loud wailing over evil can a
+nation be built, but through resolute dwelling with high ideals. In
+certain ugly tendencies of recent years among the young, as, for
+instance, the unabashed sensuality of much of the modern dancing, may we
+not detect, perhaps, a cynical assumption that life is at basis
+corrupt,--a natural result of continued harping on evil things, and of
+failure to keep before them images of moral beauty? Our magazine writers
+would be far better employed, if, instead of making our ears constantly
+resound with reports of civic iniquities, they were, part of the time at
+least, studying Plato's _Republic_, and filling mind and soul with the
+hope of the perfect state. Wrong things we dare hope are of small and
+fleeting consequence as compared with the right; it is not the sin of
+Judas Iscariot, but the righteousness of his Master, that has brought
+the human race a gleam of hope and possible redemption. When I was told,
+not long ago, of a student in one of our great universities who had
+elected 'Criminology 16,' I could not help reflecting that he might far
+better have taken Idealistic Philosophy I.
+
+Whether or not our study of evil should be lessened, our study of the
+good needs to be vastly strengthened. We are losing the vision! 'Your
+old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions,' said the
+prophet, in promising wonders in the heavens and in the earth, after his
+account of fasting, weeping, mourning, and beating the breast. There is
+a time for beating the breast and for tearing the hair, and of this we
+have had our day, but perpetual sitting upon the ash-heap and howling
+will not raise the walls of state. Sitting there may, in time, even
+become a luxury; can it be that we are doing so much of it partly
+because it is easier, and because the heaven-sent task of building up
+and shaping is too hard for us?
+
+Take away from youth the power of seeing visions, of dreaming dreams,
+and you take away the future. It would behoove us to remember, perhaps,
+that the eras of great deeds have not been eras of analysis, but eras
+when the creative imagination was at work. Yet our modern mental habit
+is overwhelmingly a habit of analysis, for which science, in teaching us
+to pick the world to bits, is partly, though not wholly, responsible. It
+has brought us an immense amount of interesting information; it has
+brought also a danger whose gravity we can hardly estimate, in the
+constant lessening of the synthetic power. The power to image, to
+fashion high ideals, and to create along the line of the imagining, is
+weakening, instead of growing more strong. In the glorious days of Queen
+Elizabeth, in the unparalleled days of Periclean Athens, great ideals
+formed themselves before men's eyes and great achievements followed;
+emotion, hope, vision, shaped human nature to great issues. I wonder
+what influence those perfect marble representations of perfect form had
+upon the very bodies of the youths and the maidens of Athens, what
+creative force they exercised,--the imaginative grasp of the perfect
+reaching forward toward perfectness in the human being. I wonder what
+influence the character of Sir Philip Sidney alone, with 'high-erected
+thoughts seated in a heart of courtesy,' has had upon succeeding
+generations of English youth. 'A man to be greatly good,' said Shelley,
+'must imagine intensely and comprehensively.'
+
+Here my quarrel with our present intellectual trend and our present
+system of education becomes more acute. We are not only losing the habit
+of mind that fosters idealism, but we are more and more breaking with
+the past. The door of that storehouse of noble thought and noble example
+is being slowly but firmly closed, and there is little in modern
+teaching that can meet the inroads made by the devastating knowledge of
+evil of which we have been speaking; little that can build up where this
+tears down. Study of Greek life, with its incomparable power of shaping
+existence toward the beautiful, is all but cast aside; most
+unfortunately now, when, with the rush of ignorant peoples to our
+shores, it might have a far-reaching potency never attained before. The
+ignorance of contemporary youth regarding that other and finer
+loveliness of 'Gospel books' is amazing. More and more we are stripped
+of the humanities; the incredulity of science in contemplating
+philosophy, art, literature, as part of the educational curriculum, is
+full of menace. There has never been, I think, in the history of the
+civilized world, a time when people were so anxious to cast off the
+past. In our eager Marathon race of material and physical progress we
+want to go as lightly equipped as possible. The æroplane carries small
+luggage; our light modern mind is ever ready to throw overboard even its
+precious heritage, in its eagerness for swift flight. As earlier days
+have reverenced the old, we reverence the new, and are all too
+insistently contemporaneous.
+
+We need, as we never needed before, a broader and deeper study of
+history, of philosophy, of literature; for most of our young, a
+knowledge of the mental and spiritual past of the race is of far greater
+importance than a knowledge of the physical past, at the amoeba stage,
+or any other. Science, much as it can do for us, can never meet our
+deepest need; the world of imaginative beauty and the world of ethical
+endeavor are apart from its domain. It has no spring to touch the will,
+yet that which has, the magnificent inheritance of our literature, is
+more and more neglected for the latest machinery that applied science
+has devised, or the most recent treatise on insect, bird, or worm. It is
+well to study insect, bird, and worm, for they are endlessly
+interesting, but I maintain that neither the full sum of knowledge
+concerning them, nor even the ultimate fact about the ultimate star, can
+be a substitute for knowledge of the idealism of Thomas Carlyle, of the
+categorical imperative of Kant,--for that study of the humanities which
+means preserving, for the upbuilding of youth, that which was best and
+finest in the past, as we go on toward the future.
+
+If the swift retort should come, from those who think the present the
+only era of attainment and the physical world the only source of wisdom,
+that the past is full of villainies, of lapses from high standards, one
+can but say that for ethical purposes our study should be frankly a
+selective study, emphasizing the fine and high, subordinating the evil.
+There is no hypocrisy in such selection; there is deliberate choice of
+the higher upon which to dwell, as a formative power, quickening feeling
+and imagination. I have heard it said that a woman, by resolute dwelling
+on things noble and pure, may shape the inner nature of her unborn
+child, and I have faith to believe it. Even so should the nation yet to
+be be shaped by resolute dwelling on the good. It was not all cowardice,
+as many a present writer thinks, that led the mothers of earlier days to
+say little to their sons and daughters regarding evil things, and much
+regarding right things. Doubtless greater frankness would have been
+better, yet I doubt if our protracted dwelling on the evil will produce
+better results.
+
+Should any one object that this emphasis on the good means suppression
+of the truth, we can but reply that, for the rational soul, the truth is
+not necessarily the mechanically worked-out sum of all the facts. That
+we have forgotten the distinction between fact--that which has indeed
+come to pass, but which may be momentary--and truth, which endures, is
+one of the many signs of what William Sharp calls the 'spiritual
+degradation' of our time. Much of our modern thinking and teaching, much
+of our realistic fiction, rests upon a failure to make the distinction;
+much that is indisputable in individual instances of wrong-doing may be,
+thank God! false in the long run.
+
+'That is not true, scientifically true,' we hear often in regard to some
+fine hope or aspiration of the race; but in the real import of the term
+there is no such thing as scientific truth. It is a pity that a word of
+such profound and distinctive meaning should come to be more and more
+exclusively identified with the observation of physical phenomena, and
+the formulation of physical laws, whereas the very root-meaning of the
+word true, from Anglo-Saxon _treowe_, signifying faithful, gives
+justification for the idealist's belief that vital truth is partly a
+matter of the will, not of mere perception and of intellectual
+deductions drawn therefrom. We have need of deeper truth than that of
+mere fact; and the truth that shall set us free is a truth of choice, of
+selection; it embraces that part of human thought and human experience
+which is worth keeping.
+
+Faithfulness to the best and finest in the past and in the present,
+rather than horrified gaping at the present's worst, is the attitude
+that means continued and bettered life, for we become what we will. What
+are we offering, in the way of concrete examples, or of finely expressed
+thought about virtue, to the young, to the ignorant nations who are
+pouring in upon us, that will help them form their vision of the
+perfect? With our narrowing knowledge of the greater past, our choice of
+heroes becomes more and more local and national, yet our hierarchy of
+sacred dead is too small to afford that variety of heroic action and
+heroic choice that should always be kept before the minds of youth. We
+teach them that George Washington never told a lie; we teach them
+something--and there could be nothing better--of Lincoln; but those two
+figures are lonely upon Olympus, and the great tragic story of the way
+in which Lincoln faced the greatest crisis in our history will not alone
+suffice to help the everyday citizen shape his thought and action toward
+constructive idealism. The lesser heroes of our young republic have
+acquitted themselves nobly in this struggle and in that, but the
+struggles have been too closely akin in nature to give the embryo hero
+that breadth and depth of nurture that he requires. We need an enlarged
+vision of history, and the sight of great men of all ages faithful to
+small tasks as to great; we need the companionship of heroes of other
+times and of other nations, and not of military heroes alone. Saint
+Francis with his unceasing tenderness to man and beast, Father Damien at
+work among the lepers, might far better occupy the pages of our
+magazines, than the pictured deeds of criminals and the achievements of
+contemporary multimillionaires.
+
+If we need a wider range of concrete examples of the good, we need
+still more a wider range of nobly expressed ideals. Our thought grows
+narrow; we smother for lack of breathing space. Benjamin Franklin's
+philosophy was far from grasping the best of life, yet we remember him
+better than we do our Emerson, whose plea for spiritual values as the
+only real ones is lost in the louder and louder groaning of the wheels
+of our machinery. The idealism that is taught the young in Sunday
+schools is too often inextricably bound up with unnecessary theology;
+and many and many a pupil, in discarding the latter, discards the other
+also. The ideal of success upheld in much journalistic admonition is
+often rather mean and low; the young of this country need no printed
+incentives to urge them into commercialism and the victories of trade.
+The best influences that are being brought to bear upon them are those
+which concern social responsibilities and the needs of the poor. Yet all
+this thought and endeavor should supplement and not supersede, as it is
+doing, a deep concern with the things of the spirit; and no admonition
+regarding hygiene for one's self or others is a substitute for--
+
+ A sense sublime
+ Of something far more deeply interfused,
+ Whose dwelling is the light of setting suns,
+ And the round ocean, and the living air,
+ And the blue sky, and in the mind of man;
+ A motion and a spirit, that impels
+ All thinking things, all objects of all thought
+ And rolls through all things.
+
+The great things of the past in all nations, history can teach us; the
+possible, both literature and philosophy can teach us. We must forego no
+noble expression of idealistic faith, lest we impoverish our own souls,
+and beggar those who come after us. The pure intellectual passion of
+Bacon's _Advancement of Learning_, the noble stoicism of Marcus
+Aurelius, the spiritual vision of Plato, of Spenser, the heroic strain
+of Wordsworth's 'Liberty Sonnets' and his 'Happy Warrior,' Shelley's
+ardent and generous sympathy, Browning's dynamic spiritual force, should
+make up part of our life and thought, checking our insistent impulse
+toward mechanical things, and correcting the evil within and without.
+More than anything else, we need a revival of interest in great poetry.
+
+'Now therein of all sciences,' said Sir Philip Sidney, 'is our poet the
+monarch. For he doth not only show the way, but giveth so sweet a
+prospect into the way as will entice any man to enter it.... He cometh
+to you with words set in delightful proportion, either accompanied with,
+or prepared for, the well-enchanting skill of music; and with a tale,
+forsooth, he cometh unto you, with a tale which holdeth children from
+play, and old men from the chimney-corner, and, pretending no more, doth
+intend the winning of the mind from wickedness to virtue.'
+
+The poet's 'perfect picture' of the good, the great image, causes noble
+passion, wakes us out of our 'habitual calm,' and stirs us almost
+beyond our possibilities. The imagination is the miracle-working power
+in human nature; through it alone can the human soul come to its own.
+Only that which is fine and high can feed it aright, while baseness can
+make of it a destructive tool of terrible power. As I think back to
+childhood, I can remember the devastating effect that one tale of
+cruelty had upon my mind, haunting me by day in vivid pictures, turning
+my dreams to horror, and making me, while the obsession lasted, believe
+that the world of grown folk must be all alike cruel. So, too, the
+compelling vision of the good came through concrete instances; and the
+people, both the living and the dead, in whom I passionately believed,
+shaped all my faith.
+
+The imagination of youth,--there is no power like it, no machine that
+can equal it in dynamic force, nothing so full of power, so full of
+danger. We become that which we look upon, contemplate, remember; it is
+for this that I dread the ultimate effect of the long, imaginative
+picturing of our neighbor's sins now presented in our periodicals.
+Images of evil can hardly help dimming and tarnishing the bright ideals
+of youth; is there no way--with all our modern wisdom can we find no
+way--of limiting our exposure of crime to the people who can be of
+service in helping check it, and keeping it from those who cannot help,
+but can only be silently hurt? A moment, an hour of some fresh vision,
+and a child's destiny is perhaps decided for good or for ill. One
+afternoon's reading of Spenser made the boy Keats a poet; who, knowing
+the potency of brief experience in the flush of youth, can doubt the
+lasting wrong wrought again and again by the sudden shock of contact
+with things evil?
+
+Many images of wrong must of necessity come to the young; let them not
+be multiplied in our feverish and morbid fashion of to-day. Above all,
+let them be crowded out by constant suggestion of noble images and noble
+thought, which will work both consciously and subconsciously, shaping
+the dream when the dreamer is least aware. To hold up before the ardent
+and impressionable young that which they may become in strength, in
+purity, would surely be better than placing before them this perpetual
+moving-picture show of our civic and national transgressions. I can but
+believe, as I read article after article of exposure, that this
+continued presentation to youth of the unholy side of life, with our
+increasing tendency to make education a mere matter of the intellect and
+of the eye, is bound to lessen the moral energy of the race. Would it
+not be better if we were more diligent in searching history, philosophy,
+literature, for 'whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are
+lovely, whatsoever things are of good report,' and in bidding the young
+think on these things?
+
+
+
+
+On Authors
+
+By Margaret Preston Montague
+
+
+I write myself; therefore I feel free to say what I please about
+authors; but if you, sir, or madam, who read, but do not write, were to
+give voice to the reflections that are even now beginning to distill
+from my pencil, I should doubtless resent them. And here, indeed, I am
+faced by the sudden reflection that much of what I say myself I might
+resent in the mouths of others. This leads to a whole new train of
+thought, which, however, I refuse to take, and board instead the one I
+set out for,--The Authors' Unlimited. There are many things to be
+remarked about authors, but in so short a paper it is possible to touch
+upon only a very few. One of the first facts that strikes the
+investigator in this field is that members of my profession do not
+always appear to endear themselves to those with whom they have
+dealings.
+
+'What do you think of authors?' I once asked an editor.
+
+'I hate 'em!' he answered without a moment's hesitation.
+
+Another editor assured me, with a weary sigh, that authors were 'kittle
+cattle.' This affords a writer a little leap of amusement. So editors
+suffer from authors, even as authors from editors! Well, yes, we _are_
+kittle cattle! But some of this is due, no doubt, to what people expect
+of us. I was presented once to a lady who immediately fixed me with an
+eager eye.
+
+'I am making a study of the habits of authors,' she announced. (Here a
+dreadful sinking of the heart assailed me.) 'Kindly tell me at what hour
+you retire.'
+
+'Usually at half-past ten,' I answered wretchedly.
+
+At that, as I had expected, her eyebrows went up. 'The author of _When
+All Was Dark_,' she informed me, 'sits up all night. She says she cannot
+sleep until she has savored the dawn.' However, she was kind enough to
+give me another chance. 'What do you eat?' she asked.
+
+'Three hearty meals a day,' I answered.
+
+'Not _breakfast_!' she pleaded. 'Why, St. George Dreamer _never_ takes
+more than three drops of brandy on a lump of sugar in the morning. Just
+the sight of a coffee cup will upset his work for a week.'
+
+And then she left me, sure, I have no doubt, that no real author could
+confess to such distressingly normal habits as mine.
+
+Doubtless she is an eager reader of all those little paragraphs
+informing us how authors write. How this one has to have his black mammy
+rub his head for an hour before he can even think of work; and that one
+confesses that to write a love scene she must have the odor of decayed
+bananas in the room. Well, the world would be a sadder place without
+these little paragraphs. Would that I had something of a like nature to
+offer! But alas! I have no black mammy, and the smell of over-ripe fruit
+leaves my hero cold. Also, to give forth such gems of information one
+must be able to observe a certain rule. It is, Don't laugh or you might
+wake up. This rule is always sacredly in force at literary gatherings.
+The fact of being an author, and of being at an authors' meeting,
+induces, it appears, an intense seriousness. In my younger days I did
+not realize this, and once at a gathering of this nature, I asked a
+carefree question. 'Do you think,' I inquired of the author next me,
+'that it is possible for an unmusical person to write verse?'
+
+I confess now that I put the question somewhat in the spirit of the
+Irishman, who, asking after his friend's health, added, 'Not that I care
+a damn, but it makes conversation.' Heaven defend me from ever again
+making so much conversation! A gleam shot up in my author's eye. 'Let us
+go over and ask Professor ---- ' he cried. 'He wrote _What Poets Cannot
+Do_. He's just the man to tell us!' And before I could escape, he
+dragged me through the press of authors, and flung me before the
+professor, with the tag, 'Unmusical, but aspires to write verse,--is
+this possible?'
+
+I know now how the beetle feels beneath the microscope. Seeing the
+little group we made, two young authors 'hurried up, and more, and more,
+and more.' They surrounded me to listen, to inspect, to comment; they
+asked one another eager questions about me, they compared notes, they
+appealed to the author of _What Poets Cannot Do_, and always their
+dreadful eyes were fixed upon me. Never, never again will I dare the
+dreadful seriousness of an authors' meeting with an idle question!
+
+I have also learned another lesson. It is how to converse with authors.
+I shudder now to think of my early and crude attempts in this matter.
+The remembrance of one particular occasion stands out with dreadful
+vividness. I had been introduced to a distinguished writer. She raised
+her eyes to mine for a wan instant, a pale flicker of recognition passed
+over her face, and then--silence. Readers,--nay, let me call you friends
+while I make this terrible confession,--_I broke that silence!_ I was
+young; I did not understand. I do now. I have never been able since to
+read 'The Ancient Mariner'--I know too well the awfulness of having shot
+an albatross. 'The lady,' I said to my inexperienced self, 'does not
+care to converse; she expects you to do so.' Accordingly, I broke into
+light and cheerful talk, something in conversation corresponding, I
+fear, to what in dry goods the clerk recommends as 'a nice line of
+spring styles.' I realize that only a series of illustrations can make
+the situation clear. Imagine then, if you please, a tinkling cymbal
+serenading a smouldering volcano; a puppy trying to woo the Sphinx to a
+game of tag; sunlit waves breaking upon a 'stern and rock-bound coast,'
+and you may get a faint idea of the situation. I began almost
+immediately to experience that far-from-home sensation of which
+Humpty-Dumpty speaks with so much feeling. As I beheld one after another
+of my little remarks dash itself to nothingness against that stern and
+rock-bound coast, only the time and the place kept me from bursting into
+tears. Fortunately it did not last too long. In another minute one or
+the other of us would have shattered into the maniac's wild laughter.
+And I have every reason to fear that I should have been that one.
+Others, however, realizing the awful thing I was doing, rushed up and
+separated us. Sympathetic hands were stretched to her; low words were
+murmured, and she was drawn into a secluded corner where her silence
+might be preserved from any further onslaughts of a like sacrilegious
+nature. But no one stretched a hand to _me_; no sympathetic words were
+murmured in _my_ ear!
+
+I now know that in conversations with authors there should be long
+pauses. This is because every remark, after being received by the ear,
+must be submitted to a strict brain analysis, and then given a soul-bath
+before it is proper to venture a reply. I have found, also, that in
+answering too quickly, I myself lose caste. I now make it a point never
+to respond to a question addressed to me by an author until I have
+counted twenty. If the author is very distinguished, I make it fifty for
+good measure.
+
+Much more remains to be said about authors. I realize that I have, as it
+were, merely scraped the surface of the subject. Space, however, allows
+me only room to add one last anecdote. But this one may indeed prove
+more illuminating than all that has gone before. Once, then, in a
+certain city where I was visiting, I was invited to attend a meeting of
+its authors' club. 'Now at this meeting,' I instructed myself before
+going, 'you will probably encounter the most serious species of author
+native to this climate.' Accordingly I set forth with a light and
+expectant heart. As I entered the hall I was aware of another person
+entering from an opposite door,--a serious, awkward person, with just
+that peculiar, vague, and almost feeble-minded expression that I have
+come to associate with writers in general. 'Behold, my child, the
+SERIOUS AUTHOR,' I commented happily to myself. I looked again, and saw
+it was _myself in a mirror_!
+
+
+
+
+The Provincial American
+
+By Meredith Nicholson
+
+ _Viola._ What country, friends, is this?
+
+ _Captain._ Illyria, lady.
+
+ _Viola._ And what should I do in Illyria?
+ My brother he is in Elysium.
+
+ _--Twelfth Night._
+
+
+I am a provincial American. My forbears were farmers or country-town
+folk. They followed the long trail over the mountains out of Virginia
+and North Carolina, with brief sojourns in Western Pennsylvania and
+Kentucky. My parents were born, the one in Kentucky, the other in
+Indiana, within two and four hours of the spot where I pen these
+reflections, and I was a grown man and had voted before I saw the sea or
+any Eastern city.
+
+In attempting to illustrate the provincial point of view out of my own
+experiences I am moved by no wish to celebrate either the Hoosier
+commonwealth--which has not lacked nobler advertisement--or myself; but
+by the hope that I may cheer many who, flung by fate upon the world's
+byways, shuffle and shrink under the reproach of their metropolitan
+brethren.
+
+Mr. George Ade has said, speaking of our freshwater colleges, that
+Purdue University, his own alma mater, offers everything that Harvard
+provides except the sound of _a_ as in father. I have been told that I
+speak our _lingua rustica_ only slightly corrupted by urban contacts.
+Anywhere east of Buffalo I should be known as a Westerner; I could not
+disguise myself if I would. I find that I am most comfortable in a town
+whose population does not exceed a fifth of a million,--the kind of
+place that enjoys street-car transfers, a woman's club, and a post
+office with carrier delivery.
+
+
+I
+
+Across a hill-slope that knew my childhood, a bugle's grieving melody
+used to float often through the summer twilight. A highway lay hidden in
+the little vale below, and beyond it the unknown musician was quite
+concealed, and was never visible to the world I knew. Those trumpetings
+have lingered always in my memory, and color my recollection of all that
+was near and dear in those days. Men who had left camp and field for the
+soberer routine of civil life were not yet fully domesticated. My bugler
+was merely solacing himself for lost joys by recurring to the vocabulary
+of the trumpet. I am confident that he enjoyed himself; and I am equally
+sure that his trumpetings peopled the dusk for me with great captains
+and mighty armies, and touched with a certain militancy all my youthful
+dreaming.
+
+No American boy born during or immediately after the Civil War can have
+escaped in those years the vivid impressions derived from the sight and
+speech of men who had fought its battles, or women who had known its
+terror and grief. Chief among my playthings on that peaceful hillside
+was the sword my father had borne at Shiloh and on to the sea; and I
+remember, too, his uniform coat and sash and epaulets and the tattered
+guidon of his battery, that, falling to my lot as toys, yet imparted to
+my childish consciousness a sense of what war had been. The young
+imagination was kindled in those days by many and great names. Lincoln,
+Grant, and Sherman were among the first lispings of Northern children of
+my generation; and in the little town where I was born, lived men who
+had spoken with them face to face. I did not know, until I sought them
+later for myself, the fairy tales that are every child's birthright; and
+I imagine that children of my generation heard less of
+
+ old, unhappy, far-off things
+ And battles long ago,
+
+and more of the men and incidents of contemporaneous history. Great
+spirits still on earth were sojourning. I saw several times, in his last
+years, the iron-willed Hoosier War Governor, Oliver P. Morton. By the
+time I was ten, a broader field of observation opening through my
+parents' removal to the state capital, I had myself beheld Grant and
+Sherman; and every day I passed in the street men who had been partners
+with them in the great, heroic, sad, splendid struggle. These things I
+set down as a background for the observations that follow,--less as text
+than as point of departure; yet I believe that bugler, sounding charge
+and retreat and taps in the dusk, and those trappings of war beneath
+whose weight I strutted upon that hillside, did much toward establishing
+in me a certain habit of mind. From that hillside I have since
+ineluctably viewed my country and my countrymen and the larger world.
+
+Emerson records Thoreau's belief that 'the flora of Massachusetts
+embraced almost all the important plants of America,--most of the oaks,
+most of the willows, the best pines, the ash, the maple, the beech, the
+nuts. He returned Kane's arctic voyage to a friend of whom he had
+borrowed it, with the remark, that most of the phenomena noted might be
+observed in Concord.'
+
+The complacency of the provincial mind is due less, I believe, to
+stupidity and ignorance, than to the fact that every American county is
+in a sense complete, a political and social unit, in which the sovereign
+rights of a free people are expressed by the courthouse and town hall,
+spiritual freedom by the village church-spire, and hope and aspiration
+in the school-house. Every reader of American fiction, particularly in
+the realm of the short story, must have observed the great variety of
+quaint and racy characters disclosed. These are the _dramatis personæ_
+of that great American novel which some one has said is being written in
+installments. Writers of fiction hear constantly of characters who would
+be well worth their study. In reading two recent novels that penetrate
+to the heart of provincial life, Mr. White's _A Certain Rich Man_ and
+Mrs. Watts's _Nathan Burke_, I felt that the characters depicted might,
+with unimportant exceptions, have been found almost anywhere in those
+American states that shared the common history of Kansas and Ohio. Mr.
+Winston Churchill, in his admirable novels of New England, has shown how
+closely the purely local is allied to the universal. 'Woodchuck
+sessions' have been held by many American legislatures.
+
+When _David Harum_ appeared, characters similar to the hero of that
+novel were reported in every part of the country. I rarely visit a town
+that has not its cracker-barrel philosopher, or a poet who would shine
+but for the callous heart of the magazine editor, or an artist of
+supreme though unrecognized talent, or a forensic orator of wonderful
+powers, or a mechanical genius whose inventions are bound to
+revolutionize the industrial world. In Maine, in the back room of a shop
+whose windows looked down upon a tidal river, I have listened to tariff
+discussions in the dialect of Hosea Biglow; and a few weeks later have
+heard farmers along the un-salt Wabash debating the same questions from
+a point of view that revealed no masted ships or pine woods, with a new
+sense of the fine tolerance and sanity and reasonableness of our
+American people. Mr. James Whitcomb Riley, one of the shrewdest students
+of provincial character, introduced me one day to a friend of his in a
+village near Indianapolis who bore a striking resemblance to Abraham
+Lincoln, and who had something of Lincoln's gift of humorous narration.
+This man kept a country store, and his attitude toward his customers,
+and 'trade' in general, was delicious in its drollery. Men said to be
+'like Lincoln' have not been rare in the Mississippi Valley, and
+politicians have been known to encourage belief in the resemblance.
+
+Colonel Higginson has said that in the Cambridge of his youth any member
+of the Harvard faculty could answer any question within the range of
+human knowledge; whereas in these days of specialization some man can
+answer the question, but it may take a week's investigation to find him.
+In 'our town'--a poor virgin, sir, an ill-favored thing, sir, but mine
+own!--I dare say it was possible in that _post bellum_ era to find men
+competent to deal with almost any problem. These were mainly men of
+humble beginnings and all essentially the product of our American
+provinces. I should like to set down briefly the ineffaceable impression
+some of these characters left upon me. I am precluded by a variety of
+considerations from extending this recital. The rich field of education
+I ignore altogether; and I may mention only those who have gone. As it
+is beside my purpose to prove that mine own people are other than
+typical of those of most American communities, I check my exuberance.
+Sad indeed the offending if I should protest too much!
+
+
+II
+
+In the days when the bugle still mourned across the vale, Lew Wallace
+was a citizen of my native town of Crawfordsville. There he had amused
+himself in the years immediately before the civil conflict, in drilling
+a company of 'Algerian Zouaves' known as the Montgomery Guards, of which
+my father was a member, and this was the nucleus of the Eleventh Indiana
+Regiment which Wallace commanded in the early months of the war. It is
+not, however, of Wallace's military services that I wish to speak now,
+nor of his writings, but of the man himself as I knew him later at the
+capital, at a time when, in the neighborhood of the federal building at
+Indianapolis, any boy might satisfy his longing for heroes with a sight
+of many of our Hoosier Olympians. He was of medium height, erect, dark
+to swarthiness, with finely chiseled features and keen, black eyes, with
+manners the most courtly, and a voice unusually musical and haunting.
+His appearance, his tastes, his manner, were strikingly Oriental.
+
+He had a strong theatric instinct, and his life was filled with
+drama--with melodrama, even. His curiosity led him into the study of
+many subjects, most of them remote from the affairs of his day. He was
+both dreamer and man of action; he could be 'idler than the idlest
+flowers,' yet he was always busy about something. He was an aristocrat
+and a democrat; he was wise and temperate, whimsical and injudicious in
+a breath. As a youth he had seen visions, and as an old man he dreamed
+dreams. The mysticism in him was deep-planted, and he was always a
+little aloof, a man apart. His capacity for detachment was like that of
+Sir Richard Burton, who, at a great company given in his honor, was
+found alone poring over a puzzling Arabic manuscript in an obscure
+corner of the house. Wallace, like Burton, would have reached Mecca, if
+chance had led him to that adventure.
+
+Wallace dabbled in politics without ever being a politician; and I might
+add that he practiced law without ever being, by any high standard, a
+lawyer. He once spoke of the law as 'that most detestable of human
+occupations.' First and last he tried his hand at all the arts. He
+painted a little; he moulded a little in clay; he knew something of
+music and played the violin; he made three essays in romance. As boy and
+man he went soldiering; he was a civil governor, and later a minister to
+Turkey. In view of his sympathetic interest in Eastern life and
+character, nothing could have been more appropriate than his appointment
+to Constantinople. The Sultan Abdul Hamid, harassed and anxious, used
+to send for him at odd hours of the night to come and talk to him, and
+offered him on his retirement a number of positions in the Turkish
+government.
+
+With all this rich experience of the larger world, he remained the
+simplest of natures. He was as interested in a new fishing-tackle as in
+a new book, and carried both to his houseboat on the Kankakee, where, at
+odd moments, he retouched a manuscript for the press, and discussed
+politics with the natives. Here was a man who could talk of the _Song of
+Roland_ as zestfully as though it had just been reported from the
+telegraph office.
+
+I frankly confess that I never met him without a thrill, even in his
+last years and when the ardor of my youthful hero worship may be said to
+have passed. He was an exotic, our Hoosier Arab, our story-teller of the
+bazaars. When I saw him in his last illness, it was as though I looked
+upon a gray sheik about to fare forth unawed toward unmapped oases.
+
+No lesson of the Civil War was more striking than that taught by the
+swift transitions of our citizen soldiery from civil to military life,
+and back again. This impressed me as a boy, and I used to wonder, as I
+passed my heroes on their peaceful errands in the street, why they had
+put down the sword when there must still be work somewhere for fighting
+men to do. The judge of the federal court at this time was Walter Q.
+Gresham, brevetted brigadier-general, who was destined later to adorn
+the cabinets of presidents of two political parties. He was cordial and
+magnetic; his were the handsomest and friendliest of brown eyes, and a
+noble gravity spoke in them. Among the lawyers who practiced before him
+were Benjamin Harrison and Thomas A. Hendricks, who became respectively
+President and Vice-President.
+
+Those Hoosiers who admired Gresham ardently were often less devotedly
+attached to Harrison, who lacked Gresham's warmth and charm. General
+Harrison was akin to the Covenanters who bore both Bible and sword into
+battle. His eminence in the law was due to his deep learning in its
+history and philosophy. Short of stature, and without grace of
+person,--with a voice pitched rather high,--he was a remarkably
+interesting and persuasive speaker. If I may so put it, his political
+speeches were addressed as to a trial judge rather than to a jury, his
+appeal being to reason and not to passion or prejudice. He could, in
+rapid flights of campaigning, speak to many audiences in a day without
+repeating himself. He was measured and urbane; his discourses abounded
+in apt illustration; he was never dull. He never stooped to pietistic
+clap-trap, or chanted the jaunty chauvinism that has so often caused the
+Hoosier stars to blink.
+
+Among the Democratic leaders of that period, Hendricks was one of the
+ablest, and a man of many attractive qualities. His dignity was always
+impressive, and his appearance suggested the statesman of an earlier
+time. It is one of immortality's harsh ironies that a man who was a
+gentleman, and who stood moreover pretty squarely for the policies that
+it pleased him to defend, should be published to the world in a bronze
+effigy in his own city as a bandy-legged and tottering tramp, in a frock
+coat that never was on sea or land.
+
+Joseph E. McDonald, a Senator in Congress, was held in affectionate
+regard by a wide constituency. He was an independent and vigorous
+character who never lost a certain raciness and tang. On my first timid
+venture into the fabled East I rode with him in a day-coach from
+Washington to New York on a slow train. At some point he saw a peddler
+of fried oysters on a station platform, alighted to make a purchase, and
+ate his luncheon quite democratically from the paper parcel in his car
+seat. He convoyed me across the ferry, asked where I expected to stop,
+and explained that he did not like the European plan; he liked, he said,
+to have 'full swing at a bill of fare.'
+
+I used often to look upon the towering form of Daniel W. Voorhees, whom
+Sulgrove, an Indiana journalist with a gift for translating Macaulay
+into Hoosierese, had named 'The Tall Sycamore of the Wabash.' In a
+crowded hotel lobby I can still see him, cloaked and silk-hatted, the
+centre of the throng, and my strict upbringing in the antagonistic
+political faith did not diminish my admiration for his eloquence.
+
+Such were some of the characters who came and went in the streets of our
+provincial capital in those days.
+
+
+III
+
+In discussions under captions similar to mine it is often maintained
+that railways, telegraphs, telephones, and newspapers are knitting us
+together, so that soon we shall all be keyed to a metropolitan pitch.
+The proof adduced in support of this is of the most trivial, but it
+strikes me as wholly undesirable that we should all be ironed out and
+conventionalized. In the matter of dress, for example, the women of our
+town used to take their fashions from _Godey's_ and _Peterson's via_
+Cincinnati; but now that we are only eighteen hours from New York, with
+a well-traveled path from the Wabash to Paris, my counselors among the
+elders declare that the tone of our society--if I may use so perilous a
+word--has changed little from our good old black alpaca days. The hobble
+skirt receives prompt consideration in the 'Main' street of any town,
+and is viewed with frank curiosity, but it is only a one day's wonder. A
+lively runaway or the barbaric yawp of a new street fakir may dethrone
+it at any time.
+
+New York and Boston tailors solicit custom among us biennially, but
+nothing is so stubborn as our provincial distrust of fine raiment. I
+looked with awe, in my boyhood, upon a pair of mammoth blue-jeans
+trousers that were flung high from a flagstaff in the centre of
+Indianapolis, in derision of a Democratic candidate for governor, James
+D. Williams, who was addicted to the wearing of jeans. The Democrats
+sagaciously accepted the challenge, made 'honest blue jeans' the
+battle-cry, and defeated Benjamin Harrison, the 'kid-glove' candidate of
+the Republicans. Harmless demagoguery this or bad judgment on the part
+of the Republicans; and yet I dare say that if the sartorial issue
+should again become acute in our politics the banner of bifurcated jeans
+would triumph now as then. A Hoosier statesman who to-day occupies high
+office once explained to me his refusal of sugar for his coffee by
+remarking that he didn't like to waste sugar that way; he wanted to keep
+it for his lettuce. I do not urge sugared lettuce as symbolizing our
+higher provincialism, but mayonnaise may be poison to men who are
+nevertheless competent to construe and administer law.
+
+It is much more significant that we are all thinking about the same
+things at the same time, than that Farnam Street, Omaha, and Fifth
+Avenue, New York, should vibrate to the same shade of necktie. The
+distribution of periodicals is so managed that California and Maine cut
+the leaves of their magazines on the same day. Rural free delivery has
+hitched the farmer's wagon to the telegraph office, and you can't buy
+his wife's butter now until he has scanned the produce market in his
+newspaper. This immediacy of contact does not alter the provincial point
+of view. New York and Texas, Oregon and Florida, will continue to see
+things at different angles, and it is for the good of all of us that
+this is so. We have no national political, social, or intellectual
+centre. There is no 'season' in New York, as in London, during which all
+persons distinguished in any of these particulars meet on common ground.
+Washington is our nearest approach to such a meeting-place, but it
+offers only short vistas. We of the country visit Boston for the
+symphony, or New York for the opera, or Washington to view the
+government machine at work, but nowhere do interesting people
+representative of all our ninety millions ever assemble under one roof.
+All our capitals are, as Lowell put it, 'fractional,' and we shall
+hardly have a centre while our country is so nearly a continent.
+
+Nothing in our political system could be wiser than our dispersion into
+provinces. Sweep from the map the lines that divide the states and we
+should huddle like sheep suddenly deprived of the protection of known
+walls and flung upon the open prairie. State lines and local pride are
+in themselves a pledge of stability. The elasticity of our system makes
+possible a variety of governmental experiments by which the whole
+country profits. We should all rejoice that the parochial mind is so
+open, so eager, so earnest, so tolerant. Even the most buckramed
+conservative on the Eastern coastline, scornful of the political
+follies of our far-lying provinces, must view with some interest the
+dallyings of Oregon with the Referendum, and of Des Moines with the
+Commission System. If Milwaukee wishes to try Socialism, the rest of us
+need not complain. Democracy will cease to be democracy when all its
+problems are solved and everybody votes the same ticket.
+
+States that produce the most cranks are prodigal of the corn that pays
+the dividends on the railroads the cranks despise. Indiana's amiable
+feeling toward New York is not altered by her sister's rejection or
+acceptance of the direct primary, a benevolent device of noblest
+intention, under which, not long ago, in my own commonwealth, my fellow
+citizens expressed their distrust of me with unmistakable emphasis. It
+is no great matter, but in open convention also I have perished by the
+sword. Nothing can thwart the chastening hand of a righteous people.
+
+All passes; humor alone is the touchstone of democracy. I search the
+newspapers daily for tidings of Kansas, and in the ways of Oklahoma I
+find delight. The Emporia _Gazette_ is quite as patriotic as the
+Springfield _Republican_ or the New York _Post_, and to my own taste,
+far less depressing. I subscribed for a year to the Charleston _News and
+Courier_, and was saddened by the tameness of its sentiments; for I
+remember (it must have been in 1884) the shrinking horror with which I
+saw daily in the Indiana Republican organ a quotation from Wade Hampton
+to the effect that 'these are the same principles for which Lee and
+Jackson fought four years on Virginia's soil.' Most of us are
+entertained when Colonel Watterson rises to speak for Kentucky and
+invokes the star-eyed goddess. When we call the roll of the states, if
+Malvolio answer for any, let us suffer him in tolerance and rejoice in
+his yellow stockings. 'God give them wisdom that have it; and those that
+are fools, let them use their talents.'
+
+Every community has its dissenters, protestants, kickers, cranks, the
+more the merrier. I early formed a high resolve to strive for membership
+in this execrated company. George W. Julian,--one of the noblest of
+Hoosiers,--who had been the Free-Soil candidate for Vice-President in
+1852, a delegate to the first Republican convention, five times a member
+of Congress, a supporter of Greeley's candidacy, and a Democrat in the
+consulship of Cleveland, was a familiar figure in our streets. In 1884 I
+was dusting law-books in an office where mugwumpery flourished, and
+where the iniquities of the tariff, Matthew Arnold's theological
+opinions, and the writings of Darwin, Spencer, and Huxley were discussed
+at intervals in the day's business.
+
+
+IV
+
+It is constantly complained that we Americans give too much time to
+politics, but there could be no safer way of utilizing that extra drop
+of vital fluid which Matthew Arnold found in us. Epithets of opprobrium
+pinned to a Nebraskan in 1896 were riveted upon a citizen of New York in
+1910, and who, then, was the gentleman? No doubt many voices will cry in
+the wilderness before we reach the promised land. A people which has
+been fed on the Bible is bound to hear the rumble of Pharaoh's chariots.
+It is in the blood to feel the oppressor's wrong, the proud man's
+contumely. The winter evenings are long on the prairies, and we must
+always be fashioning a crown for Cæsar or rehearsing his funeral rites.
+No great danger can ever seriously menace the nation so long as the
+remotest citizen clings to his faith that he is a part of the
+governmental mechanism and can at any time throw it out of adjustment if
+it doesn't run to suit him. He can go into the court-house and see the
+men he helped to place in office; or if they were chosen in spite of
+him, he pays his taxes just the same and waits for another chance to
+turn the rascals out.
+
+Mr. Bryce wrote: 'This tendency to acquiescence and submission; this
+sense of the insignificance of individual effort, this belief that the
+affairs of men are swayed by large forces whose movement may be studied
+but cannot be turned, I have ventured to call the Fatalism of the
+Multitude.' It is, I should say, one of the most encouraging phenomena
+of the score of years that have elapsed since Mr. Bryce's _American
+Commonwealth_ appeared, that we have grown much less conscious of the
+crushing weight of the mass. It has been with something of a child's
+surprise in his ultimate successful manipulation of a toy whose
+mechanism has baffled him that we have begun to realize that, after all,
+the individual counts. The pressure of the mass will yet be felt, but in
+spite of its persistence there are abundant signs that the individual is
+asserting himself more and more, and even the undeniable acceptance of
+collectivist ideas in many quarters helps to prove it. With all our
+faults and defaults of understanding,--populism, free silver, Coxey's
+army, and the rest of it,--we of the West have not done so badly. Be not
+impatient with the young man Absalom; the mule knows his way to the oak
+tree!
+
+Blaine lost Indiana in 1884; Bryan failed thrice to carry it. The
+campaign of 1910 in Indiana was remarkable for the stubbornness of
+'silent' voters, who listened respectfully to the orators but left the
+managers of both parties in the air as to their intentions. In the
+Indiana Democratic State Convention of 1910 a gentleman was furiously
+hissed for ten minutes amid a scene of wildest tumult; but the cause he
+advocated won, and the ticket nominated in that memorable convention
+succeeded in November. Within fifty years Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois
+have sent to Washington seven presidents, elected for ten terms. Without
+discussing the value of their public services it may be said that it has
+been an important demonstration to our Mid-Western people of the
+closeness of their ties with the nation, that so many men of their own
+soil have been chosen to the seat of the presidents; and it is
+creditable to Maine and California that they have cheerfully acquiesced.
+In Lincoln the provincial American most nobly asserted himself, and any
+discussion of the value of provincial life and character in our politics
+may well begin and end in him. We have seen verily that
+
+ Fishers and choppers and ploughmen
+ Shall constitute a state.
+
+Whitman, addressing Grant on his return from his world's tour, declared
+that it was not that the hero had walked 'with kings with even pace the
+round world's promenade';
+
+ But that in foreign lands, in all thy walks with kings,
+ Those prairie sovereigns of the West, Kansas, Missouri, Illinois,
+ Ohio's, Indiana's millions, comrades, farmers, soldiers, all to the
+ front,
+ Invisibly with thee walking with kings with even pace the round
+ world's promenade,
+ Were all so justified.
+
+What we miss and what we lack who live in the provinces seem to me of
+little weight in the scale against our compensations. We slouch,--we are
+deficient in the graces, we are prone to boast, and we lack in those
+fine reticences that mark the cultivated citizen of the metropolis. We
+like to talk, and we talk our problems out to a finish. Our
+commonwealths rose in the ashes of the hunter's campfires, and we are
+all a great neighborhood, united in a common understanding of what
+democracy is, and animated by ideals of what we want it to be. That
+saving humor which is a philosophy of life flourishes amid the tall
+corn. We are old enough now--we of the West--to have built up in
+ourselves a species of wisdom, founded upon experience, which is a part
+of the continuing unwritten law of democracy. We are less likely these
+days to 'wobble right' than we are to stand fast or march forward like
+an army with banners.
+
+We provincials are immensely curious. Art, music, literature,
+politics--nothing that is of contemporaneous human interest is alien to
+us. If these things don't come to us we go to them. We are more truly
+representative of the American ideal than our metropolitan cousins,
+because (here I lay my head upon the block) we know more about, oh, so
+many things! We know vastly more about the United States, for one thing.
+We know what New York is thinking before New York herself knows it,
+because we visit the metropolis to find out. Sleeping-cars have no
+terrors for us, and a man who has never been west of Philadelphia seems
+to us a singularly benighted being. Those of our Western school-teachers
+who don't see Europe for three hundred dollars every summer get at least
+as far east as Concord, to be photographed by the rude bridge that
+arched the flood.
+
+That fine austerity, which the voluble Westerner finds so smothering on
+the Boston and New York express, is lost utterly at Pittsburg. From
+gentlemen cruising in day-coaches--rude wights who advertise their
+personal sanitation and literacy by the toothbrush and fountain-pen
+planted sturdily in their upper left-hand waistcoat pockets--one may
+learn the most prodigious facts and the philosophy thereof. 'Sit over,
+brother; there's hell to pay in the Balkans,' remarks the gentleman who
+boarded the inter-urban at Peru or Connersville, and who would just as
+lief discuss the papacy or child-labor, if revolutions are not to your
+liking.
+
+In Boston a lady once expressed her surprise that I should be hastening
+home for Thanksgiving Day. This, she thought, was a New England
+festival. More recently I was asked by a Bostonian if I had ever heard
+of Paul Revere. Nothing is more delightful in us, I think, than our
+meekness before instruction. We strive to please; all we ask is 'to be
+shown.'
+
+Our greatest gain is in leisure and the opportunity to ponder and brood.
+In all these thousands of country towns live alert and shrewd students
+of affairs. Where your New Yorker scans headlines as he 'commutes'
+homeward, the villager reaches his own fireside without being shot
+through a tube, and sits down and reads his newspaper thoroughly. When
+he repairs to the drug-store to abuse or praise the powers that be, his
+wife reads the paper, too. A United States Senator from a Middle
+Western State, making a campaign for renomination preliminary to the
+primaries, warned the people in rural communities against the newspaper
+and periodical press with its scandals and heresies. 'Wait quietly by
+your firesides, undisturbed by these false teachings,' he said in
+effect; 'then go to your primaries and vote as you have always voted.'
+His opponent won by thirty thousand,--the amiable answer of the little
+red schoolhouse.
+
+
+V
+
+A few days ago I visited again my native town. On the slope where I
+played as a child I listened in vain for the mourning bugle; but on the
+college campus a bronze tablet commemorative of those sons of Wabash who
+had fought in the mighty war quickened the old impressions. The college
+buildings wear a look of age in the gathering dusk.
+
+ Coldly, sadly descends
+ The autumn evening. The field
+ Strewn with its dank yellow drifts
+ Of withered leaves, and the elms,
+ Fade into dimness apace,
+ Silent; hardly a shout
+ From a few boys late at their play!
+
+Brave airs of cityhood are apparent in the town, with its paved streets,
+fine hall and library; and everywhere are wholesome life, comfort, and
+peace. The train is soon hurrying through gray fields and dark
+woodlands. Farmhouses are disclosed by glowing panes; lanterns flash
+fitfully where farmers are making all fast for the night. The city is
+reached as great factories are discharging their laborers, and I pass
+from the station into a hurrying throng homeward bound. Against the sky
+looms the dome of the capitol; the tall shaft of the soldiers' monument
+rises ahead of me down the long street and vanishes starward. Here where
+forests stood seventy-five years ago, in a state that has not yet
+attained its centenary, is realized much that man has sought through all
+the ages,--order, justice, and mercy, kindliness and good cheer. What we
+lack we seek, and what we strive for we shall gain. And of such is the
+kingdom of democracy.
+
+
+
+
+Our Lady Poverty
+
+By Agnes Repplier
+
+
+I
+
+The last people to read the literature of poverty are the poor, and this
+fact may be cited as one of the ameliorations of their lot. If they were
+assured day after day that they were degraded and enslaved, it would be
+a trifle hard for them to cherish their respectability, and enjoy their
+freedom. If their misery were dinned into their ears, they would
+naturally cease being cheerful. If they were convinced that tears are
+their portion, they would no longer have the temerity to laugh. Indeed
+their mirth is frankly repellent to the dolorous writers of to-day.
+
+ A burst of hollow laughter from a hopeless heart
+
+is permitted as seemly and in character; even the poet of the slums
+grants this outlet for emotion; but the rude sounds which denote
+hilarity disturb the sympathetic soul. One agitated lady describes with
+shrinking horror the merriment of the scrub-women going to their labor.
+All the dignity, all the sacredness of womanhood are defiled by these
+poor old creatures tramping through the chill dawn; and yet, and
+yet,--oh, mockery of nobler aspirations!--'The scrub-women were going to
+work, and they went laughing!'
+
+The dismalness of serious writers, especially if humanity be their
+theme, is steeping us in gloom. The obsession of sorrow seems the most
+reasonable of all obsessions, because facts can be crowded upon facts
+(to the general exclusion of truth) by way of argument and illustration.
+And should facts fail, there are bitter generalizations which shroud us
+like a pall.
+
+ Behind all music we can hear
+ The insistent note of hunger-fear;
+ Beyond all beauty we can see
+ The land's defenseless misery.
+
+Mr. Percy MacKaye in his preface to that treatise on eugenics which he
+has christened _To-Morrow_, and humorously designated as a play, makes
+this inspiriting statement: 'Our world is hideously unhappy, and the
+insufferable sense of that unhappiness is the consecration of modern
+leaders in art. Realism is splendidly their incentive.'
+
+This opens up a cheering vista for the public. If the dramatists of the
+near future are to have no finer consecration than an insufferable sense
+of unhappiness, we must turn for amusement to lectures and organ
+recitals. If novelists and poets are to be hallowed by grief, there will
+be nothing left for light-hearted readers save the study of political
+economy, erstwhile called the dismal science, but now, by comparison,
+gay. No artist yet was ever born of an insufferable sense of
+unhappiness. No leader and helper of men was ever bedewed with tears.
+The world is old, and the world is wide. Of what use are we in its
+tumultuous life, if we do not know its joys, its griefs, its high
+emotions, its call to courage, and the echo of the laughter of the ages?
+
+Perhaps the only literature of poverty (I use the word 'literature' in a
+purely courteous sense) which was ever written for the poor is that
+amazing issue of tracts, _Village Politics_, _Tales for the Common
+People_, and scores of similar productions, which a hundred years ago
+were let loose upon rural England. The moral in all of them is the same,
+and is expressed with engaging simplicity: 'Don't give trouble to people
+better off than yourself.' The fact that many of these tracts had a
+prodigious sale points to their distribution--by the rich--in quarters
+where it was thought that they would do most good. They were probably
+read in the same spirit as that in which a Sunday-school library was
+read by two small and unregenerate boys of my acquaintance, who worked
+through whole shelves at a fixed rate, ten cents for a short book,
+twenty-five cents for a long one,--the money paid by a pious
+grandmother, and a point of honor not to skip.
+
+The smug complacency of Hannah More and her sisterhood was rudely
+disturbed by Ebenezer Elliott, who published his _Corn-Law Rhymer_,
+with its profound pity and its somewhat impotent wrath, in 1831. England
+woke up to the disturbing conviction that men and women were
+starving,--always a disagreeable thing to contemplate,--and the Corn
+Laws were repealed; but the 'Rhymes' were probably as little known to
+the laborer of 1831 as was _Piers Plowman_ to the laborer of 1392.
+Langland--to whom partial critics have for five hundred years ascribed
+this great poem of discontent--was keenly alive to the value of
+husbandry as a theme; and his ploughman came in time to be recognized as
+the people's suffering representative; but the poet, after the fashion
+of poets, wrote for 'lettered clerks,' of which class he was a shining
+example, his praiseworthy purpose in life being to avoid 'common men's
+work.' In the last century, _Les Misérables_ was called the 'Epic of the
+Poor'; but its readers were, for the most part, as comfortably remote
+from poverty as Victor Hugo himself, and as alive to the advantages of
+wealth.
+
+In this age of print, the literature of poverty has swollen to an
+enormous bulk. Statistical books, explicit and contradictory. Hopeful
+books by social workers who see salvation in girls' clubs and refined
+dancing. Hopeless books by other social workers who believe--or, at
+least, who say--that the employed are enslaved by the employer, and that
+women and children are the prey of men. Highly colored books by
+adventurous young journalists who have masqueraded (for copy's sake) as
+mill and factory hands. Gray books by casual observers who are paralyzed
+by the mere sight of a slum. Furious books by rabid socialists who hold
+that the poor will never be uplifted while there is left in the world a
+man rich enough to pay them wages. Imaginative books by poets and
+novelists who deal in realism to the exclusion of reality. All this
+profusion and confusion of matter is thrust upon us month after month,
+while the working-man reads his newspaper, and the working-girl reads _A
+Coronet of Shame_, or _Lost in Fate's Fearful Abyss_.
+
+It was Mr. George Gissing who, in his studies of the poor, first made
+popular the invective style; who hurled at London such epithets as
+'pest-stricken,' 'city of the damned,' 'intimacies of abomination,'
+'utmost limits of dread,'--phrases which have been faithfully copied by
+shuddering defamers of New York and Chicago. Mr. John Burns, for
+example, after a brief visit to the United States, said that Chicago was
+a pocket edition of hell; and subsequently, without, we hope, any
+personal experience to back him, said that hell was a pocket edition of
+Chicago.
+
+Americans have borrowed these flowers of speech from England, and have
+invaded her territory. Was it because he could find no poverty at home
+worthy of his strenuous pen, that Mr. Jack London crossed the sea to
+write up the streets of Whitechapel and Spitalfields, already so
+abundantly exploited by English authors? Was there anything _he_ could
+add to the dark pictures of Mr. Gissing, or to the more convincing
+studies of Mr. Arthur Morrison, who has lit up the gloom with a grim
+humor, not very mirthful, but acutely and unimpeachably human? Mr.
+Gissing's poor have money for nothing but beer (it would be a bold
+writer who denied his starvelings beer); but Mr. Morrison sees his way
+occasionally to bacon, and tea, and tinned beef, and even, at rare
+intervals, to a pompous funeral, provided that the money for mutes can
+be saved from the sick man's diet. He is the legitimate successor of
+Dickens, and Dickens knew his field from experience rather than from
+observation. The lighthouse-keeper sees the storm, but the cabin boy
+feels it.
+
+In the annals of poverty there are few pages more poignant than the one
+which describes the sick child, Charles Dickens, taken home from work by
+a kind-hearted lad, and his shame lest this boy should learn that 'home'
+for him meant the debtors' prison. In vain he tried to get rid of his
+conductor, Bob Fagin by name, protesting that he was well enough to walk
+alone. Bob knew he was not, and stuck to his side. Together they pushed
+along until little Charles was fainting with weakness and fatigue. Then
+in desperation he pretended that he lived in a decent house near
+Southwark bridge, and darted up the steps with a joyous air of being at
+last in haven, only to creep down again when Bob's back was turned, and
+drag his slow steps to the Marshalsea.
+
+Out of this dismal and precocious experience sprang two results,--a
+passionate resolve _not_ to be what circumstances were conspiring to
+make him, and an insight into the uncalculating habits which deepen and
+soften poverty. Dickens--once free of institutions--wrote of the poor,
+even of the London poor, with amazing geniality; but it cannot be denied
+that his infallible recipe for brightening up the scene is the timely
+introduction of a pot of porter, or a pitcher of steaming flip. If we
+try to think of him writing in a prohibition state, we shall realize
+that he owed as much to beer and punch as ever Horace did to wine.
+Imagination fails to grasp either of them in the rôle of a
+water-drinker. The poor of Dickens are a sturdy lot, but they are jovial
+only in their cups. His wholesome hatred of institutions would have been
+intensified could he have lived to hear the Camberwell Board of
+Guardians decide--at the instigation, alas! of a woman member--that the
+single mug of beer which for years had solaced the inmates of Camberwell
+Workhouse on Christmas Day, should hereafter be abolished as an immoral
+indulgence. The generous ghost of Dickens must have groaned in Heaven
+over that melancholy and mean reform.
+
+
+II
+
+'To achieve what man may, to bear what man must,'--since the struggle
+for life began, this has been the purpose and the pride of humanity. We
+Americans were trained from childhood to believe that while, in the
+final issue, each of us must answer for himself, the country--our
+country--gave to all scope for effort, and chance of victory.
+
+This was not mere Fourth of July oratory, nor the fervent utterances of
+presidential campaigns. It was a serious and a sober faith, based upon
+some knowledge of the Constitution, some inheritance of experience, some
+element of democracy which flavored our early lives. The mere sense of
+space carried with it a profound and eager hopefulness. Those of us
+whose fathers or whose grandfathers had crossed the sea to escape from
+more cramping conditions, felt this atmosphere of independence keenly
+and consciously. Those of us whose fathers or whose grandfathers brought
+up their families in an alien land with decent industry and thrift, were
+aware, even in childhood, that the Republic had fostered our growth.
+Therefore am I pardonably bewildered when I hear American workmen called
+'slaves' and 'prisoners of starvation,' and American employers called
+'base oppressors,' and 'despots on their thrones.' This fantastic
+nomenclature seems immeasurably removed from the temperate language in
+which were formulated the temperate convictions of my youth.
+
+The assumption that the American laborer to-day stands where the French
+laborer stood before the Revolution, where the English laborer stood
+before the passing of the first Reform Bill and the repeal of the Corn
+Laws, shows a lack of historical perspective. The assumption that all
+strikes represent an agonized protest against tyranny, an agonized
+appeal from injustice, is a perversion of truth. The assumption that
+child-labor in the United States is the blot upon civilization that it
+was in England seventy years ago, denies the duty of comparison. If the
+people who write verses about 'Labor Crucified' would make a table of
+the wages paid to skilled and unskilled workmen, from the Chicago
+carpenter to the Philadelphia street-cleaner, they might sing in a more
+cheerful strain. If the people who to-day echo the bitterest lines of
+Mrs. Browning's 'Cry of the Children' would ascertain and bear in mind
+the proportion of little boys and girls who are going to school in the
+United States, how many years they average, and how much the country
+pays for their education, they might spare us some violent invectives.
+Even Mr. Robert Hunter permits himself the use of the word 'cannibalism'
+when speaking of child-workers, and this in the face of legislation
+which every year extends its area, and grows more stringently
+protective.
+
+There is a great deal of loose writing on this important theme, and it
+stands in the way of amendment. It is assumed that parents are seldom or
+never to blame for sending their children to work. The mill-owner
+snatches them from their mothers' arms. It is assumed that the child who
+works would--if there were no employment for him--be at school, or at
+play, happy, healthy, and well-nourished. No one even alludes to the
+cruel poverty of the South, which, for generations before the cotton
+mills were built, stunted the growth and sapped the strength of Southern
+children. They lived, we are told, a 'wholesome rural life,' and the
+greed of the capitalist is alone responsible for the blighting of their
+pastoral paradise.
+
+There is no need to write like this. The question at issue is a grave
+and simple one. It makes its appeal to the conscience and the sense of
+the nation, and every year sees some measure of reform. If a baby girl
+in an American city, a child of three or five, is forced to toil all
+day, winding artificial daisy stems at a penny a hundred, let the name
+of her employer and the place of her employment be made public. The
+Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children can deal peremptorily
+with such a case. It is not even the privilege of parents to work a
+little child so relentlessly. If the pathetic story is not supported by
+facts, or is not in accord with facts, it is neither wise nor well to
+publish it. Why should a sober periodical, like the _Child-Labor
+Bulletin_, devoted to a good cause, print a poem called 'A Song of the
+Factory,' in which happy children are portrayed as sporting in beautiful
+meadows,
+
+ Idling among the feathery blooms,
+
+until a sort of ogre comes along, builds a factory, drives the poor
+innocents into it, and compels them to
+
+ Crouch all day by the spindles, wizened, and wan, and old,
+
+earning 'his bread.' Apparently--and this is the gist of the
+matter--they have no need to earn bread for themselves. The accompanying
+illustrations show us on one page a prettily dressed little girl sitting
+daisy-crowned in the fields, and, on the other page, a ragged and
+tattered little girl with a shawl over her head going to the work which
+has but too plainly impoverished her. Hansel and Gretel are not more
+distinctly within the boundaries of fairyland than are these entrapped
+children. The witch is not more distinctly a child-eating hobgoblin than
+is the capitalist of such fervid song.
+
+The sickly and unreasoning tone which pervades the literature of poverty
+is demoralizing. There is nothing helpful in the assumption that effort
+is vain, resistance hopeless, and the world monstrously cruel. The
+dominating element of such prose and verse is a bleak despair, unmanly,
+unwomanly, inhuman. Out of the abundance of material before me, I quote
+a single poem, published in the New York _Call_, reprinted in the
+_Survey_, and christened mockingly,--
+
+ THE STRAIGHT ROAD
+
+ They got y', kid, they got y', just like I said they would;
+ You tried to walk the narrow path,
+ You tried, and got an awful laugh;
+ And laughs are all y' did get, kid, they got y' good!
+
+ They never saw the little kid,--the kid I used to know,
+ The little bare-legged girl back home,
+ The little girl that played alone,
+ They don't know half the things I know, kid; ain't it so?
+
+ They got y', kid, they got y',--you know they got y' right;
+ They waited till they saw y' limp,
+ Then introduced y' to the pimp,
+ Ah, you were down then, kid, and couldn't fight.
+
+ I guess you know what some don't know, and others know damn well,
+ That sweatshops don't grow angel's wings,
+ That working girls is easy things,
+ And poverty's the straightest road to hell.
+
+And this is what our Lady Poverty, bride of Saint Francis, friend of all
+holiness, counsel of all perfection, has come to mean in these years of
+grace! She who was once the surest guide to Heaven now leads her chosen
+ones to Hell. She who was once beloved by the devout and honored by the
+just, is now a scandal and a shame, the friend of harlotry, the
+instigator of crime. Even a true poet like Francis Thompson laments that
+the poverty exalted by Christ should have been cast down from her high
+caste.
+
+ All men did admire
+ Her modest looks, her ragged, sweet attire
+ In which the ribboned shoe could not compete
+ With her clear simple feet.
+ But Satan, envying Thee thy one ewe-lamb,
+ With Wealth, World's Beauty and Felicity
+ Was not content, till last unthought-of she
+ Was his to damn.
+ Thine ingrate, ignorant lamb
+ He won from Thee; kissed, spurned, and made of her
+ This thing which qualms the air,
+ Vile, terrible, old,
+ Whereat the red blood of the Day runs cold.
+
+These are the words of one to whom the London gutters were for years a
+home, and whose strengthless manhood lay inert under a burden of pain he
+had no courage to lift. Yet never was sufferer more shone upon by
+kindness than was Francis Thompson; never was man better fitted to
+testify to the goodness of a bad world. And he did bear such brave
+testimony again and yet again, so that the bulk of his verse is alien to
+pessimism,--'every stanza an act of faith, and a declaration of good
+will.'
+
+The demoralizing quality of such stuff as 'The Straight Road,' which is
+forced upon us with increasing pertinacity, is its denial of kindness,
+its evading of obligation. Temptation is not only the occasion, but the
+justifier of sin,--a point of view which plays havoc with our common
+standard of morality. When a vicious young millionaire like Harry Thaw
+runs amuck through his crude and evil environment, we sigh and say, 'His
+money ruined him.' When a poor young woman abandons her weary
+frugalities for the questionable pleasures of prostitution, we sigh and
+say, 'Her poverty drove her to it.' Where then does goodness dwell? What
+part does honor play? The Sieur de Joinville, in his memoirs of Saint
+Louis, tells us that a certain man, sore beset by the pressure of
+temptation, sought counsel from the Bishop of Paris, 'whose Christian
+name was William.' And this wise William of Paris said to him: 'The
+castle of Montl'héry stands in the safe heart of France, and no invading
+hosts assail it. But the castle of La Rochelle in Poitou stands on the
+line of battle. Day and night it must be guarded from assault, and it
+has suffered grievously. Which gentleman, think you, the King holds high
+in favor, the governor of Montl'héry, or the governor of La Rochelle?
+The post of danger is the post of glory, and he who is sorely wounded in
+the combat is honored by God and man.'
+
+
+III
+
+There are those whose ardor for humanity finds a congenial vent in the
+denouncement of all they see about them,--all the institutions of their
+country, all the laborious processes of civilization. Sociologists of
+this type speak and write of an ordinary American city in terms which
+Dante might have envied. Nobody, it would seem, is ever cured in its
+hospitals; they only lie on 'cots of pain.' Nobody is ever reformed in
+its reformatories. Nobody is reared to decency in its asylums. Nobody
+is--apparently--educated in its schools. Its industries are ravenous
+beasts, sucking the blood of workers; its poor are 'shackled slaves';
+its humble homes are 'dens.' I have heard a philanthropic lecturer talk
+to the poor upon the housing of the poor. She threw on a screen enlarged
+photographs of narrow streets and tenement rooms which looked to me
+unspeakably dreary, but which the working-women around me gazed at in
+mild perplexity, seeing nothing amiss, and wondering that their
+residences should be held up to this unseemly scorn. They did not do as
+did the angry Italians of a New Jersey town,--smash the invidious
+pictures which shamed their homes; they sat in stolid silence and
+discomfiture, dimly conscious of an unresented insult.
+
+It is hard to grasp a point of view immeasurably remote from our own;
+but what can we understand of other lives unless we do this difficult
+thing? Old women in the out-wards of an almshouse (of all earthly abodes
+the saddest) have boasted to me that their floors were scrubbed every
+other day, and their sheets changed once a week; and this braggart humor
+stunned my senses until I called to mind the floor and the bed of one of
+them (an extraordinarily dirty old woman) whom I had known in other
+years. Last winter the workers in a settlement house were called upon at
+midnight to succor a woman who had been kicked and beaten into
+unconsciousness by a drunken husband. The poor creature was all one
+bleeding bruise. When she was revived, her dim eyes traveled over the
+horrified faces about her. 'It's pretty bad,' she gasped, 'it's mighty
+bad'; and then, with another look at the group of protecting, pitying
+spinsters, 'but it must be something fierce to be an old maid.'
+
+The city is a good friend to the poor. It gives them day nurseries for
+their babies, kindergartens for their little children, schools for their
+boys and girls, playgrounds, swimming-pools, recreation piers,
+reading-rooms, libraries, churches, clubs, hospitals, cheap amusements,
+open-air concerts, employment agencies, the companionship of their kind,
+and the chance of a friend at need. In return, the poor love the city,
+and cling to it with reasonable but somewhat stifling affection. They
+know that the hardest thing in life is to be isolated,--'unrelated,' to
+use Carlyle's apt word; and they escape this fate by eschewing the
+much-lauded fields and farms. They know also that in the country they
+must stand or fall by their own unaided efforts, they must learn the
+hard lesson of self-reliance. Many of them propose to live, as did the
+astute author of _Piers Plowman_, 'in the town, and on the town as
+well.' Moreover, pleasure means as much to them as it does to the rest
+of us. We hardly needed Mr. Chesterton to tell us that a visit to a
+corner saloon may be just as exciting an event to a tenement-house
+dweller, as a dinner at a gold-and-marble hotel is to the average
+middle-class citizen; and that the tenement-house dweller may be just as
+moderate in his potations:--
+
+ Merrily taking twopenny rum, and cheese with a pocket knife.
+
+Poverty, we are assured, is an 'error,' like ill-health and crime. It is
+an anachronism in civilization, a stain upon a wisely governed land. But
+into our country which, after a human fashion, is both wise and foolish,
+pours the poverty of Europe. Hundreds of thousands of immigrants with
+but a few dollars between them and want; with scant equipment, physical
+or mental, for the struggle of life; with an inheritance of feebleness
+from ill-nourished generations before them,--this is the problem which
+the United States faces courageously, and solves as best she can. What
+she cannot do is miraculously to convert poverty into plenty,--certainly
+not before the next year doubles, and the third year trebles the
+miracle-seeking multitude. She cannot properly house or profitably
+employ a million of immigrants before the next million is clamoring at
+her doors. Nor is she even given a fair chance to accomplish her giant
+task. The demagogues who are employed in the congenial sport of railroad
+baiting, and who are enjoying beyond measure the fun of chivying
+business interests into dusty corners, are the ones to lift up their
+voices in shrill appeal for the army of the unemployed. They refuse to
+connect one phenomenon with the other. The notion that crippling
+industries will benefit the industrious is not so new as it seems. Æsop
+must have had a clear insight into its workings when he wrote the fable
+of the goose that laid the golden egg.
+
+The City of New York expends, according to a recent report of the
+Hospital Investigating Committee, more than a million of dollars a year
+for the care of sick, defective, and otherwise helpless aliens. It
+expended in 1913 nearly four hundred thousand dollars for the care of
+aliens who had been in this country less than five years. This is the
+record of our greatest city, the one in which the astute immigrant takes
+up his abode. The education she gives her little foreign-born children
+comprises for the most part manual and vocational training, clinics for
+the defective, schools for the incorrigible, free or cost-price lunches,
+doctoring, dentistry, the care of trained nurses, and a score of similar
+attentions unknown to an earlier generation, undreamed of in the
+countries whence these children come. In return for such fostering care,
+New York is held up to execration because she has the money to pay the
+taxes which are expended in this fashion, because she lays the golden
+egg which benefits the poor of twenty nations. Her unemployed
+(reinforced hugely from less favored communities) riot in her streets
+and churches, and agitators curse her for a thing of evil, a city of
+palaces and slums, corroded with the
+
+ Shame of lives that lie
+ Couched in ease, while down the streets
+ Pain and want go by.
+
+The only people who take short views of life are the poor, the poor
+whose daily wage is spent on their daily needs. Clerks and bookkeepers
+and small tradesmen (toilers upon whose struggle for decency and
+independence nobody ever wastes a word of sympathy) may fret over the
+uncertainty of their future, the narrow margin which lies between them
+and want. But the workman and his family have a courage of their own,
+the courage of the soldier who does not spend the night before battle
+calculating his chances of a gun-shot wound, or of a legless future. It
+is exasperating to hear a teamster's wife cheerfully announce the coming
+of her tenth baby; but the calmness with which she faces the situation
+has in it something human and elemental. It is exasperating to see the
+teamster risk illness and loss of work (he might at least pull off his
+wet clothes when he gets home); but he tells you he has not gone to his
+grave with a cold _yet_, and this careless confidence saves him as much
+as it costs. I read recently an economist's sorrowful complaint that
+families, in need of the necessities of life, go to moving-picture
+shows; that women, with their husbands' scanty earnings in their hands,
+take their children to these blithesome entertainments instead of buying
+the Sunday dinner. It sounds like the citizens who buy motor cars
+instead of paying off the mortgages on their homes, and it is an error
+of judgment which the working man is little likely to condone; but that
+the pleasure-seeking impulse--which social workers assign exclusively to
+the spirit of youth--should mutiny in a matron's bones suggests
+survivals of cheerfulness, high lights amid the gloom.
+
+The deprecation of earthly anxiety taught by the Gospels, the precedence
+given to the poor by the New Testament, the value placed upon voluntary
+poverty by the Christian Church,--these things have for nineteen hundred
+years helped in the moulding of men. There still remain some leaven of
+courage, some savor of philosophy, some echoes of ancient wisdom (heard
+oftenest from uneducated men), some laughter loud and careless as the
+laughter of the Middle Ages, some slow sense of justice, not easy to
+pervert. These qualities are perhaps as helpful as the 'divine
+discontent' fostered by enthusiasts for sorrow, the cowardice bred by
+insistence upon trouble and anxiety, the rancor engendered by invectives
+against earth and heaven. No lot is bettered by having its hardships
+emphasized. No man is helped by the drowning of his courage, the
+destruction of his good-will, the paralyzing grip of
+
+ Envy with squinting eyes,
+ Sick of a strange disease, his neighbor's health.
+
+
+
+
+Entertaining the Candidate
+
+By Katharine Baker
+
+
+Bag in hand, brother stops in for fifteen minutes, from campaigning, to
+get some clean shirts. He says the candidate will be in town day after
+to-morrow. Do we want him to come here, or shall he go to a hotel?
+
+We want him, of course. But we deprecate the brevity of this notice.
+Also the cook and chambermaid are new, and remarkably inexpert. Brother,
+however, declines to feel any concern. His confidence in our power to
+cope with emergencies is flattering if exasperating.
+
+There is nothing in the markets at this time of year. Guests have a
+malignant facility in choosing such times. We scour the country for
+forty miles in search of green vegetables. We confide in the fishmonger,
+who grieves sympathetically over the 'phone, because all crabs are now
+cold-storage, and he'd be deceiving us if he said otherwise.
+
+Still we are determined to have luncheon prepared in the house. Last
+time the august judge dined with us we summoned a caterer from a hundred
+miles away, and though the caterer's food was good, it was late. We
+love promptness, and we are going to have it. Ladies knew all about
+efficiency long before Mr. Frederick Taylor. Only they couldn't teach it
+to servants, and he would find he couldn't either. But every mistress of
+a house knows how to make short cuts, and is expert at 'record
+production' in emergencies.
+
+The casual brother says there will be one or two dozen people at
+luncheon. He will telephone us fifteen minutes before they arrive. Yes,
+really, that's the best he can do.
+
+So we prepare for one or two dozen people, and they must sit down to
+luncheon because men hate a buffet meal. We struggle with the problem,
+how many chickens are required for twelve or twenty-four people? The
+answer, however, is really obvious. Enough for twenty-four will be
+enough for twelve.
+
+Day after to-morrow arrives. The gardener comes in to lay hearth-fires
+and carry tables. We get out china and silver. We make salad and rolls,
+fruit-cup and cake. We guide the cook's faltering steps over the
+critical moments of soup and chicken. We do the oysters in our own
+particular way, which we fancy inimitable. We arrange bushels of flowers
+in bowls, vases, and baskets, and set them on mantels, tables,
+book-cases, everywhere that a flower can find a footing. The chauffeur
+comes in proudly with the flower-holder from the limousine, and we fill
+it in honor of the distinguished guest.
+
+Then we go outside to see that the approach to the house is
+satisfactory. The bland old gardener points to the ivy-covered wall, and
+says with innocent joy, '---- it, ain't that ivory the prettiest thing
+you ever saw in your life?' And we can't deny that the lawn looks well,
+with ivy, and cosmos, and innumerable chrysanthemums.
+
+The cook and chambermaid will have to help wait on the table. The
+chambermaid, who is what the butler contemptuously calls 'an educated
+nigger,' and so knows nothing useful, announces that she has no white
+uniform. All she has is a cold in her head. We give her a blouse and
+skirt, wondering why Providence doesn't eliminate the unfit.
+
+We run upstairs to put on our costliest shoes and stockings, and our
+most perishable gown. The leisurely brother gets us on the wire to say
+that there will be twenty guests in ten minutes.
+
+Descending, we reset the tables to seat twenty guests, light the
+wood-fires, toss together twenty mint-juleps, and a few over for luck,
+repeat our clear instructions to the goggling chambermaid, desperately
+implore the butler to see that she keeps on the job, drop a last touch
+of flavoring in the soup, and are sitting by the fire with an air of
+childish gayety and carelessness when the train of motor-cars draws up
+to the door.
+
+Here is the judge, courteous and authoritative. Here is his assiduous
+suite. The room fills with faces well known in every country that an
+illustrated newspaper can penetrate. From the Golden Gate and the Rio
+Grande, from New York and Alabama, these men have come together, intent
+on wresting to themselves the control of the Western Hemisphere. Now
+they are a sort of highly respectable guerillas. To-morrow, very likely,
+they will be awe-inspiring magnates.
+
+Theoretically we are impressed. Actually they have mannerisms, and some
+of them wear spectacles. We reflect that the triumvirs very likely had
+mannerisms, too, and Antony himself might have been glad to own
+spectacles. We try to feel reverence for the high calling of these men.
+We hope they'll like our luncheon.
+
+The butler brings in the juleps and we maintain a detached look, as
+though those juleps were just a happy thought of the butler himself, and
+we were as much surprised as anybody. The judge won't have one, but most
+everybody else will. The newspaper men look love and gratitude at the
+butler.
+
+That earnest youth is the judge's secretary. The huge, iron-gray man
+expects to be a governor after November fifth, if dreams come true. The
+amiable old gentleman who never leaves the judge's side, has come two
+thousand miles out of pure political enthusiasm, to protect the
+candidate from assassins. He can do it, too, we conclude, when we look
+past his smiling mouth into his steely eyes.
+
+Here is the campaign manager, business man and man-of-the-world.
+
+This pretty little newspaper-woman from Utah implores us to get an
+utterance on suffrage from the judge. Just a word. It will save him
+thousands of votes. Well, she's a dear little thing, but we can't take
+advantage of our guest.
+
+Luncheon is announced. Brother, slightly apologetic, murmurs that there
+are twenty-three. Entirely unforeseen. He babbles incoherently.
+
+But it's all right. We women won't come to the table. Voting and eating
+and things like that are better left to the men anyway. Why should women
+want to do either, when they have fathers and brothers to do it for
+them? We can sit in the gallery and watch. It's very nice for us. And
+exclusive. Nothing promiscuous. Yes, go on. We'll wait.
+
+Whoever is listening to our conversation professes heartbreak at our
+decision, and edges toward the rapidly filling dining-room.
+
+We sit down to play lady of leisure, in various affected attitudes. We
+are not going near the kitchen again. The luncheon is simple. Everything
+is perfectly arranged. The servants can do it all. It's mere machine
+work.
+
+From afar we observe the soup vanishing. Then one by one we
+stammer,--'The mayonnaise--'--'I wonder if the rolls are hot--'--'Cook's
+coffee is impossible,'--fade silently up the front stair, and scurry
+down the kitchen-way.
+
+We cover the perishable gown with a huge white apron, we send up a
+fervent prayer for the costly shoes, and go where we are needed most.
+
+We save the day for good coffee. With the precision of a juggler we
+rescue plates from the chambermaid, who is overcome by this introduction
+to the great world and dawdles contemplatively through the pantry door.
+Charmed with our proficiency, she stands by our side, and watches us
+clear a shelf of china in the twinkling of an eye. If she could find a
+stool, she would sit at our feet, making motion studies. But she
+couldn't find it if it were already there. She couldn't find anything.
+We order her back to the dining-room, where she takes up a strategic
+position by the window, from which she can idly survey the mob outside,
+and the hungry men within.
+
+The last coffee-cup has passed through the doorway. Cigars and matches
+are circulating in the butler's capable hands. No more need for us.
+
+We shed the enveloping aprons, disappear from the kitchen, and
+materialize again, elegantly useless, in the drawing-room. Nobody can
+say that luncheon wasn't hot and promptly served.
+
+Chairs begin to clatter. They are rising from the table. A brass band
+outside bursts into being.
+
+Brother had foretold that band to us, and we had expressed vivid
+doubts. He said it would cost eighty dollars. Now eighty dollars in
+itself is a respectable sum, a sum capable even of exerting some mild
+fascination, but eighty dollars viewed in relation to a band becomes
+merely ludicrous.
+
+We said an eighty-dollar band was a thing innately impossible, like
+free-trade, or a dachshund. Brother attested that the next best grade of
+band would demand eight hundred. We justly caviled at eight hundred. We
+inquired, Why any band? Brother claimed that it would make a cheerful
+noise, and we yielded.
+
+So at this moment the band begins to make a noise. We perceive at once
+that the price was accurately gauged. It is unquestionably an
+eighty-dollar band. We begin to believe in dachshunds.
+
+To these supposedly cheerful strains the gentlemen stream into the
+drawing-room. They beam repletely. They tell us what a fine luncheon it
+was. They are eloquent about it. All the conditions of their
+entertainment were ideal, they would have us believe. They imply that we
+are mighty lucky, in that our men can provide us with such a luxurious
+existence. They smile with majestic benignity at these fair, but
+frivolous pensioners on masculine bounty. American women are petted,
+helpless dolls, anyway. Foreigners have said so. They clasp our useless
+hands in fervent farewells. They proceed in state to the waiting cars.
+They hope we will follow them to the meeting. Oh, yes, we will come,
+though incapable of apprehending the high problems of government.
+
+Led by the honest band, surrounded by flags, followed by cheers, they
+disappear in magnificent procession. Now we may straggle to the
+dining-room and eat cold though matchless oysters, tepid chicken, and in
+general whatever there is any left of.
+
+The chambermaid has broken a lovely old Minton plate. We are glad we
+didn't use the coffee-cups that were made in France for Dolly Madison.
+She would have enjoyed wrecking those.
+
+We hurry, because we don't want to miss the meeting altogether. We think
+enviously of the men. In our secret souls, we'd like to campaign. We
+love to talk better than anything else in the world, and we could make
+nice speeches, too. But we must do the oysters and the odd jobs, and
+keep the hearth-fires going, like responsible vestal virgins. It's
+woman's sphere. Man gave it to her because he didn't want it himself.
+
+
+
+
+The Street
+
+By Simeon Strunsky
+
+
+It is two short blocks from my office near Park Row to the Subway
+station where I take the express for Belshazzar Court. Eight months in
+the year it is my endeavor to traverse this distance as quickly as I
+can. This is done by cutting diagonally across the street traffic. By
+virtue of the law governing right-angled triangles I thus save as much
+as fifty feet and one fifth of a minute of time. In the course of a year
+this saving amounts to sixty minutes, which may be profitably spent over
+a two-reel presentation of 'The Moonshiner's Bride,' supplemented by an
+intimate picture of Lumbering in Saskatchewan. But with the coming of
+warm weather my habits change. It grows more difficult to plunge into
+the murk of the Subway.
+
+A foretaste of the languor of June is in the air. The turnstile
+storm-doors in our office building, which have been put aside for brief
+periods during the first deceptive approaches of spring, only to come
+back triumphant from Elba, have been definitively removed. The
+steel-workers pace their girders twenty floors high almost in
+mid-season form, and their pneumatic hammers scold and chatter through
+the sultry hours. The soda-fountains are bright with new compounds whose
+names ingeniously reflect the world's progress from day to day in
+politics, science, and the arts. From my window I can see the long black
+steamships pushing down to the sea, and they raise vague speculations in
+my mind about the cost of living in the vicinity of Sorrento and
+Fontainebleau. On such a day I am reminded of my physician's orders,
+issued last December, to walk a mile every afternoon on leaving my
+office. So I stroll up Broadway with the intention of taking my train
+farther up-town, at Fourteenth Street.
+
+The doctor did not say stroll. He said a brisk walk with head erect,
+chest thrown out, diaphragm well contracted, and a general aspect of
+money in the bank. But here enters human perversity. The only place
+where I am in the mood to walk after the prescribed military fashion is
+in the open country. Just where by all accounts I ought to be sauntering
+without heed to time, studying the lovely texts which Nature has set
+down in the modest type-forms selected from her inexhaustible fonts,--in
+the minion of ripening berries, in the nonpareil of crawling insect
+life, the agate of tendril and filament, and the 12-point diamond of the
+dust,--there I stride along and see little.
+
+And in the city, where I should swing along briskly, I lounge. What is
+there on Broadway to linger over? On Broadway, Nature has used her
+biggest, fattest type-forms. Tall, flat, building fronts, brazen with
+many windows and ribbed with commercial gilt lettering six feet high;
+shrieking proclamations of auction sales written in letters of fire on
+vast canvasses; railway posters in scarlet and blue and green; rotatory
+barber-poles striving at the national colors and producing vertigo;
+banners, escutcheons, crests, in all the primary colors--surely none of
+these things needs poring over. And I know them with my eyes closed. I
+know the windows where lithe youths in gymnasium dress demonstrate the
+virtue of home exercises; the windows where other young men do nothing
+but put on and take off patent reversible near-linen collars; where
+young women deftly roll cigarettes; where other young women whittle at
+sticks with miraculously stropped razors. I know these things by heart,
+yet I linger over them in flagrantly unhygienic attitudes, my shoulders
+bent forward and my chest and diaphragm in a position precisely the
+reverse of that prescribed by the doctor.
+
+Perhaps the thing that makes me linger before these familiar sights is
+the odd circumstance that in Broadway's shop-windows Nature is almost
+never herself, but is either supernatural or artificial. Nature, for
+instance, never intended that razors should cut wood and remain sharp;
+that linen collars should keep on getting cleaner the longer they are
+worn; that glass should not break; that ink should not stain; that
+gauze should not tear; that an object worth five dollars should sell for
+$1.39; but all these things happen in Broadway windows. Williams, whom I
+meet now and then, who sometimes turns and walks up with me to
+Fourteenth Street, pointed out to me the other day how strange a thing
+it was that the one street which has become a synonym for 'real life' to
+all good suburban Americans is not real at all, but is crowded either
+with miracles or with imitations.
+
+The windows on Broadway glow with wax fruits and with flowers of muslin
+and taffeta drawn by bounteous Nature from her storehouses in Parisian
+garret workshops. Broadway's ostrich feathers have been plucked in East
+Side tenements. The huge cigars in the tobacconist's windows are of
+wood. The enormous bottles of champagne in the saloons are of cardboard,
+and empty. The tall scaffoldings of proprietary medicine bottles in the
+drug shops are of paper. 'Why,' said Williams, 'even the jewelry sold in
+the Japanese auction stores is not genuine, and the sellers are not
+Japanese.'
+
+This bustling mart of commerce, as the generation after the Civil War
+used to say, is only a world of illusion. Artificial flowers, artificial
+fruits, artificial limbs, tobacco, rubber, silks, woolens, straws, gold,
+silver. The young men and women who manipulate razors and elastic cords
+are real, but not always. Williams and I once stood for a long while
+and gazed at a young woman posing in a drug-shop window, and argued
+whether she was alive. Ultimately she winked and Williams gloated over
+me. But how do I know her wink was real? At any rate the great mass of
+human life in the windows is artificial. The ladies who smile out of
+charming morning costumes are obviously of lining and plaster. Their
+smug Herculean husbands in pajamas preserve their equanimity in the
+severest winter weather only because of their wire-and-plaster
+constitution. The baby reposing in its beribboned crib is china and
+excelsior. Illusion everywhere.
+
+But the Broadway crowd is real. You only have to buffet it for five
+minutes to feel, in eyes and arms and shoulders, how real it is. When I
+was a boy and was taken to the circus it was always an amazing thing to
+me that there should be so many people in the street moving in a
+direction away from the circus. Something of this sensation still besets
+me whenever we go down in the Subway from Belshazzar Court to hear
+Caruso. The presence of all the other people on our train is simple
+enough. They are all on their way to hear Caruso. But what of the crowds
+in the trains that flash by in the opposite direction? It is not a
+question of feeling sorry for them. I try to understand and I fail. But
+on Broadway on a late summer afternoon the obverse is true. The natural
+thing is that the living tide as it presses south shall beat me back,
+halt me, eddy around me. I know that there are people moving north with
+me, but I am not acutely aware of them. This onrush of faces converges
+on me alone. It is I against half the world.
+
+And then suddenly out of the surge of faces one leaps out at me. It is
+Williams, whose doctor has told him that the surest way of fighting down
+the lust for tobacco is to walk down from his office to the ferry every
+afternoon. Williams and I salute each other after the fashion of
+Broadway, which is to exchange greetings backward over the shoulder.
+This is the first step in an elaborate minuet. Because we have passed
+each other before recognition came, our hands fly out backward. Now we
+whirl half around, so that I who have been moving north face the west,
+while Williams, who has been traveling south, now looks east. Our
+clasped hands strain at each other as we stand there poised for flight
+after the first greeting. A quarter of a minute perhaps, and we have
+said good-bye.
+
+But if the critical quarter of a minute passes, there ensues a change of
+geographical position which corresponds to a change of soul within us. I
+suddenly say to myself that there are plenty of trains to be had at
+Fourteenth Street. Williams recalls that another boat will leave Battery
+Place shortly after the one he is bound for. So the tension of our
+outstretched arms relaxes. I, who have been facing west, complete the
+half circle and swing south. Williams veers due north, and we two men
+stand face to face. The beat and clamor of the crowd fall away from us
+like a well-trained stage mob. We are in Broadway, but not of it.
+
+'Well, what's the good word?' says Williams.
+
+When two men meet on Broadway the spirit of optimism strikes fire. We
+begin by asking each other what the good word is. We take it for granted
+that neither of us has anything but a chronicle of victory and courage
+to relate. What other word but the good word is tolerable in the lexicon
+of living, upstanding men? Failure is only for the dead. Surrender is
+for the man with yellow in his nature. So Williams and I pay our
+acknowledgments to this best of possible worlds. I give Williams the
+good word. I make no allusion to the fact that I have spent a miserable
+night in communion with neuralgia; how can that possibly concern him?
+Another manuscript came back this morning from an editor who regretted
+that his is the most unintelligent body of readers in the country. The
+third cook in three weeks left us last night after making vigorous
+reflections on my wife's good nature and my own appearance. Only an hour
+ago, as I was watching the long, black steamers bound for Sorrento and
+Fontainebleau, the monotony of one's treadmill work, the flat
+unprofitableness of scribbling endlessly on sheets of paper, had become
+almost a nausea. But Williams will know nothing of this from me. Why
+should he? He may have been sitting up all night with a sick child. At
+this very moment the thought of the little parched lips, the moan, the
+unseeing eyes, may be tearing at his entrails; but he in turn gives me
+the good word, and many others after that, and we pass on.
+
+But sometimes I doubt. This splendid optimism of people on Broadway, in
+the Subway and in the shops and offices--is it really a sign of high
+spiritual courage, or is it just lack of sensibility? Do we find it easy
+to keep a stiff upper lip, to buck up, to never say die, because we are
+brave men, or simply because we lack the sensitiveness and the
+imagination to react to pain? It may be even worse than that. It may be
+part of our commercial gift for window-dressing, for putting up a good
+front.
+
+Sometimes I feel that Williams has no right to be walking down Broadway
+on business when there is a stricken child at home. The world cannot
+possibly need him at that moment as much as his own flesh and blood
+does. It is not courage; it is brutish indifference. At such times I am
+tempted to dismiss as mythical all this fine talk about feelings that
+run deep beneath the surface, and bruised hearts that ache under the
+smile. If a man really suffers he will show it. If a man cultivates the
+habit of not showing emotion he will end by having none to show. How
+much of Broadway's optimism is--But here I am paraphrasing William
+James's _Principles of Psychology_, which the reader can just as well
+consult for himself in the latest revised edition of 1907.
+
+Also, I am exaggerating. Most likely Williams's children are all in
+perfect health, and my envelope from the editor has brought a check
+instead of a rejection slip. It is on such occasions that Williams and
+I, after shaking hands the way a locomotive takes on water on the run,
+wheel around, halt, and proceed to buy something at the rate of two for
+a quarter. If any one is ever inclined to doubt the spirit of American
+fraternity, it is only necessary to recall the number of commodities for
+men that sell two for twenty-five cents. In theory, the two cigars which
+Williams and I buy for twenty-five cents are worth fifteen cents apiece.
+As a matter of fact they are probably ten-cent cigars. But the
+shopkeeper is welcome to his extra nickel. It is a small price to pay
+for the seal of comradeship that stamps his pair of cigars selling for a
+single quarter. Two men who have concluded a business deal in which each
+has commendably tried to get the better of the other may call for
+twenty-five cent perfectos or for half-dollar Dreadnoughts. I understand
+there are such. But friends sitting down together will always demand
+cigars that go for a round sum, two for a quarter or three for fifty (if
+the editor's check is what it ought to be).
+
+When people speak of the want of real comradeship among women, I
+sometimes wonder if one of the reasons may not be that the prices which
+women are accustomed to pay are individualistic instead of fraternal.
+The soda fountains and the street cars do not dispense goods at the rate
+of two items for a single coin. It is infinitely worse in the department
+stores. Treating a friend to something that costs $2.79 is
+inconceivable. But I have really wandered from my point.
+
+'Well, be good,' says Williams, and rushes off to catch his boat.
+
+The point I wish to make is that on Broadway people pay tribute to the
+principle of goodness that rules this world, both in the way they greet
+and in the way they part. We salute by asking each other what the good
+word is. When we say good-bye we enjoin each other to be good. The
+humorous assumption is that gay devils like Williams and me need to be
+constantly warned against straying off into the primrose paths that run
+out of Broadway.
+
+Simple, humorous, average American man! You have left your suburban
+couch in time to walk half a mile to the station and catch the 7.59 for
+the city. You have read your morning paper; discussed the weather, the
+tariff, and the prospects for lettuce with your neighbor; and made the
+office only a minute late. You have been fastened to your desk from nine
+o'clock to five, with half an hour for lunch, which you have eaten in a
+clamorous, overheated restaurant while you watched your hat and coat. At
+odd moments during the day the thought of doctor's bills, rent bills,
+school bills, has insisted on receiving attention. At the end of the
+day, laden with parcels from the market, from the hardware store, from
+the seedman, you are bound for the ferry to catch the 5.43, when you
+meet Smith, who, having passed the good word, sends you on your way with
+the injunction to be good--not to play roulette, not to open wine, not
+to turkey-trot, not to joy-ride, not to haunt the stage door. Be good, O
+simple, humorous, average suburban American!
+
+I take back that word suburban. The Sunday Supplement has given it a
+meaning which is not mine. I am speaking only of the suburban in spirit,
+of a simplicity, a meekness which is of the soul only. Outwardly there
+is nothing suburban about the crowd on lower Broadway. The man in the
+street is not at all the diminutive, apologetic creature with side
+whiskers whom Mr. F. B. Opper brought forth and named Common People, who
+begat the Strap-Hanger, who begat the Rent-Payer and the Ultimate
+Consumer. The crowd on lower Broadway is alert and well set up. Yes,
+though one hates to do it, I must say 'clean-cut.' The men on the
+sidewalk are young, limber, sharp-faced, almost insolent young men.
+There are not very many old men in the crowd, though I see any number of
+gray-haired young men. Seldom do you detect the traditional signs of
+age, the sagging lines of the face, the relaxed abdominal contour, the
+tamed spirit. The young, the young-old, the old-young, but rarely quite
+the old.
+
+I am speaking only of externals. Clean-cut, eager faces are very
+frequently disappointing. A very ordinary mind may be working behind
+that clear sweep of brow and nose and chin. I have known the shock of
+young men who look like kings of Wall Street and speak like shoe clerks.
+They are shoe clerks. But the appearance is there, that athletic
+carriage which is helped out by our triumphant, ready-made clothing. I
+suppose I ought to detest the tailor's tricks which iron out all ages
+and all stations into a uniformity of padded shoulders and trim
+waist-lines and hips. I imagine I ought to despise our habit of wearing
+elegant shoddy where the European chooses honest, clumsy woolens. But I
+am concerned only with externals, and in outward appearances a Broadway
+crowd beats the world. Æsthetically we simply are in a class by
+ourselves when compared with the Englishman and the Teuton in their
+skimpy, ill-cut garments. Let the British and German ambassadors at
+Washington do their worst. This is my firm belief and I will maintain it
+against the world. The truth must out. _Ruat coelum. Ich kann nicht
+anders. J'y suis, j'y reste._
+
+Williams laughs at my lyrical outbursts. But I am not yet through. I
+still have to speak of the women in the crowd. What an infinitely finer
+thing is a woman than a man of her class! To see this for yourself you
+have only to walk up Broadway until the southward-bearing stream breaks
+off and the tide begins to run from west to east. You have passed out of
+the commercial district into the region of factories. It is well on
+toward dark, and the barracks that go by the unlovely name of loft
+buildings, are pouring out their battalions of needle-workers. The crowd
+has become a mass. The nervous pace of lower Broadway slackens to the
+steady, patient tramp of a host. It is an army of women, with here and
+there a flying detachment of the male.
+
+On the faces of the men the day's toil has written its record even as on
+the women, but in a much coarser hand. Fatigue has beaten down the soul
+of these men into brutish indifference, but in the women it has drawn
+fine the flesh only to make it more eloquent of the soul. Instead of
+listlessness, there is wistfulness. Instead of vacuity you read mystery.
+Innate grace rises above the vulgarity of the dress. Cheap, tawdry
+blouse and imitation willow-plume walk shoulder to shoulder with the
+shoddy coat of the male, copying Fifth Avenue as fifty cents may attain
+to five dollars. But the men's shoddy is merely a horror, whereas woman
+transfigures and subtilizes the cheap material. The spirit of grace
+which is the birthright of her sex cannot be killed--not even by the
+presence of her best young man in Sunday clothes. She is finer by the
+heritage of her sex, and America has accentuated her title. This
+America which drains her youthful vigor with overwork, which takes from
+her cheeks the color she has brought from her Slavic or Italian peasant
+home, makes restitution by remoulding her in more delicate, more
+alluring lines, gives her the high privilege of charm--and neurosis.
+
+Williams and I pause at the Subway entrances and watch the earth suck in
+the crowd. It lets itself be swallowed up with meek good-nature. Our
+amazing good-nature! Political philosophers have deplored the fact. They
+have urged us to be quicker-tempered, more resentful of being stepped
+upon, more inclined to write letters to the editor. I agree that only in
+that way can we be rid of political bosses, of brutal policemen, of
+ticket-speculators, of taxi-cab extortioners, of insolent waiters, of
+janitors, of indecent congestion in travel, of unheated cars in the
+winter and barred-up windows in summer. I am at heart with the social
+philosophers. But then I am not typical of the crowd. When my neighbor's
+elbow injects itself into the small of my back, I twist around and
+glower at him. I forget that his elbow is the innocent mechanical result
+of a whole series of elbows and backs extending the length of the car,
+to where the first cause operates in the form of a station-guard's
+shoulder ramming the human cattle into their stalls. In the faces about
+me there is no resentment. Instead of smashing windows, instead of
+raising barricades in the Subway and hanging the train-guards with
+their own lanterns about their necks, the crowd sways and bends to the
+lurching of the train, and young voices call out cheerfully, 'Plenty of
+room ahead.'
+
+Horribly good-natured! We have taken a phrase which is the badge of our
+shame and turned it into a jest. Plenty of room ahead! If this were a
+squat, ill-formed proletarian race obviously predestined to subjection,
+one might understand. But that a crowd of trim, well-cut, self-reliant
+Americans, sharp-featured, alert, insolent as I have called them, that
+they should submit is a puzzle. Perhaps it is because of the fierce
+democracy of it all. The crush, the enforced intimacies of physical
+contact, the feeling that a man's natural condition is to push and be
+pushed, to shove ahead when the opportunity offers and to take it like a
+man when no chance presents itself--that is equality. A seat in the
+Subway is like the prizes of life for which men have fought in these
+United States. You struggle, you win or lose. If the other man wins
+there is no envy; admiration rather, provided he has not shouldered and
+elbowed out of reason. That god-like freedom from envy is passing
+to-day, and perhaps the good-nature of the crowd in the Subway will
+pass. I see signs of the approaching change. People do not call out,
+'Plenty of room ahead,' so frequently as they used to.
+
+Good-natured when dangling from the strap in the Subway, good-natured
+in front of baseball bulletins on Park Row, good-natured in the face of
+so much oppression and injustice, where is the supposed cruelty of the
+'mob'? I am ready to affirm on oath that the mob is not vindictive, that
+it is not cruel. It may be a bit sharp-tongued, fickle, a bit
+mischievous, but in the heart of the crowd there is no evil passion. The
+evil comes from the leaders, the demagogues, the professional distorters
+of right thinking and right feeling. The crowd in the bleachers is not
+the clamorous, brute mob of tradition. I have watched faces in the
+bleachers and in the grand-stand and seen little of that fury which is
+supposed to animate the fan. For the most part he sits there with folded
+arms, thin-lipped, eager, but after all conscious that there are other
+things in life besides baseball. No, it is the leaders, the baseball
+editors, the cartoonists, the humorists, the professional stimulators of
+'local pride,' with their exaggerated gloatings over a game won, their
+poisonous attacks upon a losing team, who are responsible. It is these
+demagogues who drill the crowd in the gospel of loving only a
+winner--but if I keep on I shall be in politics before I know it.
+
+If you see in the homeward crowd in the Subway a face over which the
+pall of depression has settled, that face very likely is bent over the
+comic pictures in the evening paper. I cannot recall seeing any one
+smile over these long serials of humorous adventure which run from day
+to day and from year to year. I have seen readers turn mechanically to
+these lurid comics and pore over them, foreheads puckered into a frown,
+lips unconsciously spelling out the long legends which issue in the form
+of little balloons and lozenges from that amazing portrait gallery of
+dwarfs, giants, shrilling viragos and their diminutive husbands,
+devil-children, quadrupeds, insects,--an entire zoölogy. If any stimulus
+rises from these pages to the puzzled brain, the effect is not visible.
+I imagine that by dint of repetition through the years these grotesque
+creations have become a reality to millions of readers. It is no longer
+a question of humor, it is a vice. The Desperate Desmonds, the
+Newly-weds, and the Dingbats, have acquired a horrible fascination.
+Otherwise I cannot see why readers of the funny page should appear to be
+memorizing pages from Euclid.
+
+This by way of anticipation. What the doctor has said of exercise being
+a habit which grows easy with time is true. It is the first five minutes
+of walking that are wearisome. I find myself strolling past Fourteenth
+Street, where I was to take my train for Belshazzar Court. Never mind,
+Forty-Second Street will do as well. I am now on a different Broadway.
+The crowd is no longer north and south, but flows in every direction. It
+is churned up at every corner and spreads itself across the squares and
+open places. Its appearance has changed. It is no longer a factory
+population. Women still predominate, but they are the women of the
+professions and trades which centre about Madison Square--business women
+of independent standing, women from the magazine offices, the publishing
+houses, the insurance offices. You detect the bachelor girl in the
+current which sets in toward the home quarters of the undomesticated,
+the little Bohemias, the foreign eating-places whose fixed _table
+d'hôte_ prices flash out in illumined signs from the side streets. Still
+farther north and the crowd becomes tinged with the current of that
+Broadway which the outside world knows best. The idlers begin to mingle
+with the workers, men in English clothes with canes, women with plumes
+and jeweled reticules. You catch the first heart-beat of Little Old New
+York.
+
+The first stirrings of this gayer Broadway die down as quickly almost as
+they manifested themselves. The idlers and those who minister to them
+have heard the call of the dinner hour and have vanished, into hotel
+doors, into shabbier quarters by no means in keeping with the cut of
+their garments and their apparent indifference to useful employment.
+Soon the street is almost empty. It is not a beautiful Broadway in this
+garish interval between the last of the matinée and shopping crowd and
+the vanguard of the night crowd. The monster electric sign-boards have
+not begun to gleam and flash and revolve and confound the eye and the
+senses. At night the electric Niagara hides the squalid fronts of ugly
+brick, the dark doorways, the clutter of fire-escapes, the rickety
+wooden hoardings. Not an imperial street this Broadway at 6.30 of a
+summer's afternoon. Cheap jewelry shops, cheap tobacconist's shops,
+cheap haberdasheries, cheap restaurants, grimy little newspaper agencies
+and ticket-offices, and 'demonstration' stores for patent foods, patent
+waters, patent razors.
+
+O Gay White Way, you are far from gay in the fast-fading light, before
+the magic hand of Edison wipes the wrinkles from your face and
+galvanizes you into hectic vitality; far from alluring with your tinsel
+shop windows, with your puffy-faced, unshaven men leaning against
+door-posts and chewing pessimistic toothpicks, your sharp-eyed newsboys
+wise with the wisdom of the Tenderloin, and your itinerant women whose
+eyes wander from side to side. It is not in this guise that you draw the
+hearts of millions to yourself, O dingy, Gay White Way, O Via Lobsteria
+Dolorosa!
+
+Well, when a man begins to moralize it is time to go home. I have walked
+farther than I intended, and I am soft from lack of exercise, and tired.
+The romance of the crowd has disappeared. Romance cannot survive that
+short passage of Longacre Square, where the art of the theatre and of
+the picture-postcard flourish in an atmosphere impregnated with
+gasolene. As I glance into the windows of the automobile salesrooms and
+catch my own reflection in the enamel of Babylonian limousines I find
+myself thinking all at once of the children at home. They expand and
+fill up the horizon. Broadway disappears. I smile into the face of a
+painted promenader, but how is she to know that it is not at her I smile
+but at the sudden recollection of what the baby said at the
+breakfast-table that morning? Like all good New Yorkers when they enter
+the Subway, I proceed to choke up all my senses against contact with the
+external world, and thus resolving myself into a state of coma, I dip
+down into the bowels of the earth, whence in due time I am spewed out
+two short blocks from Belshazzar Court.
+
+
+
+
+Fashions in Men
+
+By Katharine Fullerton Gerould
+
+
+Never, I fancy, has it been more true than it is to-day, that fiction
+reflects life. The best fiction has always given us a kind of
+precipitate of human nature--_Don Quixote_ and _Tom Jones_ are equally
+'true' and true, in a sense, for all time; but our modern books give us
+every quirk and turn of the popular ideal, and fifty years hence, if
+read at all, may be too 'quaint' for words. And to any one who has been
+reading fiction for the last twenty years, it is cryingly obvious that
+fashions in human nature have changed.
+
+My first novel was _Jane Eyre_; and at the age of eight, I fell
+desperately in love with Fairfax Rochester. No instance could serve
+better to point the distance we have come. I was not an extraordinary
+little girl (except that, perhaps, I was extraordinarily fortunate in
+being permitted to encounter the classics in infancy), and I dare say
+that if I had not met Mr. Rochester, I should have succumbed to some
+imaginary gentleman of a quite different stamp. It may be that I should
+have fallen in love--had time and chance permitted--with 'V. V.' or The
+Beloved Vagabond. But I doubt it. In the first place, novels no longer
+assume that it is the prime business of the female heart (at whatever
+age) to surrender itself completely to some man. Consequently, the men
+in the novels of to-day are not calculated, as they once were, to hit
+the fluttering mark. The emotions are the last redoubt to be taken, as
+modern tactics direct the assault.
+
+People are always telling us that fashions in women have changed: what
+seems to me almost more interesting is that fashions in men (the stable
+sex) have changed to match. The new woman (by which I mean the very
+newest) would not fall in love with Mr. Rochester. It is therefore 'up
+to' the novelists to create heroes whom the modern heroine will fall in
+love with. This, to the popular satisfaction, they have done. And not
+only in fiction have the men changed; in life, too, the men of to-day
+are quite different. I know, because my friends marry them.
+
+It is immensely interesting, this difference. One by one, the man has
+sloughed off his most masculine (as we knew them) characteristics. Gone
+are Mr. Rochester, who fought the duel with the vicomte at dawn, and
+Burgo Fitzgerald (the only love of that incomparable woman, Lady
+Glencora Palliser), who breakfasted on curaçao and pâté de foie gras. No
+longer does Blanche Ingram declare, 'An English hero of the road would
+be the next best thing to an Italian bandit, and that could only be
+surpassed by a Levantine pirate.' Blanche Ingram wants--and gets--the
+Humanitarian Hero; some one who has particular respect for convicts and
+fallen women, and whose favorite author is Tolstoï. He must qualify for
+the possession of her hand by long, voluntary residence in the slums; he
+may inherit ancestral acres only if he has, concerning them, socialistic
+intentions. He must be too altruistic to kill grouse, and if he is to be
+wholly up-to-date, he must refuse to eat them. He must never order
+'pistols and coffee': his only permitted weapon is benevolent
+legislation.
+
+I do not mean that he is to be a milk-sop--'muscular Christianity' has
+at least taught us that it is well for the hero to be in the pink of
+condition, as he may any day have a street fight on his hands. And he
+should have the tongue of men and of angels. Gone is the inarticulate
+Guardsman--gone forever. The modern hero has read books that Burgo
+Fitzgerald and Guy Livingstone and Mr. Rochester never heard of. He is
+ready to address any gathering, and to argue with any antagonist, until
+dawn. He is, preferably, personally unconscious of sex until the heroine
+arrives; but he is by no means effeminate. He is a very complicated and
+interesting creature. Some mediæval traits are discernible in him; but
+the eighteenth century would not have known him for human.
+
+What has he lost, this hero, and what has he gained? How did it all
+begin? In life, doubtless, it began with a feminine change of taste.
+Brilliant plumage has ceased to allure; and, I suspect, the peacock's
+tail, as much as the anthropoid ape's, is destined to elimination. We
+women of to-day are distrustful of the peacock's tail. We are mortally
+afraid of being misled by it, and of discovering, too late, that the
+peacock's soul is not quite the thing. Never has there been among the
+feminine young more scientific talk about sex, and never among the
+feminine young such a scientific distrust of it. Before a young woman
+suspects that she wants to marry a young man, she has probably discussed
+with him, exhaustively, the penal code, white slavery, eugenics, and
+race-suicide. The miracle--the everlasting miracle of Nature--is that
+she should want, in these circumstances, to marry him at all. She
+probably does not, unless his views have been wholly to her
+satisfaction. And with those views, what has the perpetual glory of the
+peacock's tail to do?
+
+So much for life. In our English fiction, I am inclined to believe that
+George Eliot began it with Daniel Deronda. But, in our own day, Meredith
+did more. Up to the time of Meredith, the dominant male was the
+fashionable hero. Tom Jones, and Sir Charles Grandison, and Fairfax
+Rochester, and 'Stunning' Warrington are as different as possible; but
+all of them, in their several ways, keep up one male tradition in
+fiction. It is within our own day that that tradition has entirely
+changed. Have you ever noticed how inveterately, in Meredith's novels,
+the schoolmaster or his spiritual kinsman comes out on top? Lord Ormont
+cannot stand against Matey Weyburn, Lord Fleetwood against Owain Wythan,
+Sir Willoughby Patterne against Vernon Whitford. The little girl who
+fell in love with Mr. Rochester would have preferred any one of these
+gentlemen (yes, even Sir Willoughby!) to his rival; but I dare say the
+event would have proved her wrong. Certainly the wisdom of the ladies'
+choice was never doubtful to Meredith himself. The soldier and the
+aristocrat cannot endure the test they are put to by the sympathetic
+male with a penchant for the enfranchised woman. Vain for Lord Ormont to
+accede to Aminta's taste for publicity; vain for Lord Fleetwood to
+become the humble wooer of Carinthia Jane: each has previously been
+convicted of pride.
+
+Now, in an earlier day, no woman would have looked at a man who was not
+proud--who was not, even, a little too proud. Pride, by which Lucifer
+fell, was the chief hall-mark of the gentleman. Moreover, in that
+earlier day, women did not expect their heroes to explain everything to
+them: a certain amount of reticence, a measure of silence, was also one
+of the hallmarks of the gentleman. If a bit of mystery could be thrown
+in, so much the better. It gave her something to exercise her
+imagination on. Think of the Byronic males--Conrad, Lara, and the rest!
+If they had told all, where would they have been? Think of Lovelace and
+Heathcote and Darcy and Brian de Bois Guilbert!
+
+Heroes, once, were always disdaining to speak, and spurning their foes.
+Nowadays, no hero disdains to speak, and no hero ventures to spurn
+anyone--least of all, his foes. He is humble of heart and very
+loquacious. Mrs. Humphry Ward has inherited from George Eliot; and the
+latest heroes of Mr. Galsworthy and Mr. Hewlett, for example, are the
+children of Vernon Whitford, Matey Weyburn, and Owain Wythan (of whom it
+is not explicitly written that they had any others). They are
+humanitarian and democratic; they are ignorant of hatred; they are
+inclined to think the ill-born necessarily better than the well-born;
+and they are quite sure that women are superior to men. True, Mr.
+Galsworthy always seems to be looking backward; he never forgets the
+ancient tradition that he is combating. His young aristocrats who eschew
+the ways of aristocracy are unhappy, and virtue in their case is 'its
+only reward.' Perhaps that is why his novels always leave us with the
+medicinal taste of inconclusion in our mouths. But take a handful of
+heroes elsewhere: the Reverend John Hodder, the ex-convict,'Daniel
+Smith,' 'V. V.', or even Coryston, the Socialist peer. Where, in the lot
+of them do you find either pride or reticence in the old sense? Where,
+in any one of them, do you find the Satanic charm? Which one would
+Harriet Byron, or Jane Eyre, or Catherine Earnshaw, or Elizabeth
+Bennett, have looked at with eyes of love?
+
+The 'Satanic charm.' The phrase is out. Milton, I suspect, is
+responsible for the tradition that has lasted so long, and is now being
+broken utterly to pieces. Milton made Satan delightful, and our good
+Protestant novelists for a long time followed his lead, in that they
+gave their delightful men some of the Satanic traits. Proud they were
+and scornfully silent, as we have recalled; and conventional to the last
+degree. 'Conventional,' that is, in the stricter sense; by which it is
+not meant that as portraits they were unconvincing, or that, as men,
+they never offended Mrs. Grundy. They were conventional in that they
+followed a convention; in that they were, to a large extent, predicable.
+They were jealous of their honor, and believed it vindicable by the
+duel; they had no doubt that good women were better than bad, and that
+pedigree in human beings was as important as pedigree in animals; and
+though they might be quixotic on occasion, they were not democratic
+_pour deux sous_. The barmaid was not their sister, nor the stevedore
+their brother. (The Satan of _Paradise Lost_, as we all remember, was a
+splendid snob.)
+
+Moreover, they were sophisticated--and not merely out of books. The
+Faust idea, having prevailed for many centuries, has at last been
+abandoned--and perhaps, our sober sense may tell us, rightly; but not so
+long ago there was still something more repellent to the female
+imagination about the man who chose not to know than about the man who
+chose not to abstain. I do not mean that we were supposed always to be
+looking for a Tom Jones or a Roderick Random--we might be looking for a
+Sir Charles Grandison, no less; but at least, when we found our hero, we
+expected to find him wiser than we. Nowadays, a girl rather likes to
+give a man points--and often (in fiction, at least) has to. Meredith
+railed against the 'veiled virginal doll' as heroine. Well: our heroines
+now are never veiled virginal dolls; but sometimes our heroes are.
+Lancelot has gone out, and Galahad has come in. I suspect that there is
+a literary law of compensation, and that, Ibsen and Strindberg to the
+contrary notwithstanding, there has to be a veiled virginal doll
+somewhere in a really taking romance. Perhaps it is fair that the
+sterner sex should have its turn at guarding ideals by the hearthstone,
+while women make the grand tour.
+
+Let me not be misunderstood. I am not referring particularly to that
+knowledge which any man is better without, but to the Odyssean
+experience which, in their respective measures, heroes were wont to have
+behind them:--
+
+ And saw the cities, and the counsels knew
+ . . . . . . . .
+ Of many men, and many a time at sea
+ Within his heart he bore calamity.
+
+They had at least seen the towns and the minds of men, and their morals
+were the less likely to be upset by a conventional assault upon them.
+Does any one chance to remember, I wonder, Theron Ware, led to his
+'damnation' by his first experience of a Chopin nocturne? It would have
+taken more than a Chopin nocturne to make any of our seasoned heroes do
+something that he did not wish to. They knew something of society, and
+_ergo_ of women; they had experienced, directly or vicariously, human
+romance; and they had read history. Nowadays, they are apt to know
+little or nothing--to begin with--of society, women, or romance, except
+what may be got from brand-new books on sociology; and they pride
+themselves on knowing no history. History, with its eternal stresses and
+selections, is nothing if not aristocratic, and our heroes nowadays must
+be democratic or they die. It is an age of complete faith in the
+superiority of the lower classes--the swing of the pendulum, no doubt,
+from the other extreme of thinking the lower classes morally and
+æsthetically negligible. 'Privilege' is as detestable now in matters of
+intellect and breeding as in matters of finance and politics. The man
+with the muck-rake has got past the office into the drawing-room. If
+your hero has the bad luck not to have been born in the slums, he must
+at least have the wit to take up his habitation there as soon as he
+comes of age. We have learned that riches are corrupting, but (except in
+the special sense of vice-commission reports) we have not yet learned
+that poverty is rather more corrupting than wealth.
+
+Sophistication, whether social, intellectual, or æsthetic, is now the
+deadly sin. If we are sophisticated, we may not be good enough for Ellis
+Island. And there goes another of the hallmarks of the gentleman as he
+was once known to fiction. Our hero in old days might not have
+condescended to the glittering assemblies of fashion, but there was
+never any doubt that, if he had, he would, in spite of himself, have
+been king of his company as soon as he entered the room. He might have
+been hard up, but his necktie would not have been 'a black sea holding
+for life a school of fat white fish.' He might have been lonely or
+gloomy, but he would not have been diffident, and he would never, never,
+_never_ have 'blinked' at the heroine. 'My godlike friend had carelessly
+put his hair-brush into the butter' says Asticot, at the outset, of the
+Beloved Vagabond. Now in picaresque novels, we were always meeting
+people who did that sort of thing; but they were not gentlemen. Whereas,
+the Beloved Vagabond is of noble birth, and despite his ten years'
+abeyance, finds the countess quite ready to marry him. She does not
+marry him in the end, to be sure, but we are permitted to feel that
+there was something lacking in her because Paragot's manners at tea did
+not please her.
+
+The hero of old had what used to be called 'a sense of fitness,' and a
+saving sense of humor, which combined to prevent his entering a ballroom
+as John the Baptist. The same lucky combination would have prevented
+him--in literature, at least--from wooing the millionaire's child with
+dusty commonplaces of the Higher Criticism or jeremiads against the
+daughters of Heth. But perhaps millionaires' children to-day take that
+sort of thing for manners. To the argument that a performance of the
+kind takes courage, one can only reply that, judging from the enthusiasm
+with which the preaching hero is received by the heroine, it apparently
+does not. And in any case, the hero is too sublimely ignorant of what
+socially constitutes courage to deserve any credit for it.
+
+Sometimes, of course, like Mr. Galsworthy's men, he perceives, with some
+inherited sense, that his kind of thing is not likely to be welcomed;
+and then he goes sadly and sternly away, leaving the girl to accept a
+wooer with more technique. But usually he cuts out everybody. For the
+chief hall-mark of a gentleman, now, is the desire to reform his own
+class out of all recognition.
+
+Women, as we know, have long wanted to be talked to as if they were men;
+and the result is that heroines now let themselves be lectured at in a
+way that very few men would endure. Alison Parr marries the Rev. John
+Hodder, and Carlisle Heth would have married V. V. if he had lived.
+Well: Clara Middleton married Vernon Whitford, and Carinthia Jane
+married Owain Wythan, and Aminta married Matey Weyburn.
+
+I may have seemed to be speaking cynically. That, I can give my word of
+honor, I am not. It is well that we have come to realize that there are
+some adventures which, in themselves, add no lustre to a man's name. It
+is well that we take thought for the lower strata of humanity--though
+our actual reforms, I fancy, show their authors as taking thought not
+for to-morrow but for to-day. Certainly brutality, or the indifference
+which is negative brutality, is not a beautiful or a moral thing; and
+certainly we do not particularly sympathize with Thackeray shedding
+tears as he went away from his publishers because they had obliged him
+to save Pendennis's chastity. That dreadful person, Arthur Pendennis,
+would surely not have been made any less dreadful by being permitted to
+seduce Fanny Bolton.
+
+It is right to think of the poor; it is right to bend our energies, as
+citizens, to the economic bettering of their lot. No one could sanely
+regret our doing so. But there is always danger in saying the thing
+which is not, and in pretending that because some virtues have hitherto
+not been recognized, the virtues that have been recognized are no good.
+One sympathizes with Towneley (in that incomparable novel _The Way of
+All Flesh_) when Ernest asks him,--
+
+'"Don't you like poor people very much yourself?"
+
+'Towneley gave his face a comical but good-natured screw and said
+quietly, but slowly and decidedly, "No, no, no," and escaped.
+
+'Of course, some poor people were very nice, and always would be so, but
+as though scales had fallen suddenly from his eyes he saw that no one
+was nicer for being poor, and that between the upper and lower classes
+there was a gulf which amounted practically to an impassable barrier.'
+
+It is a great pity that Samuel Butler did not live longer and write more
+novels. But in regretting him, we shall do well to remember that though
+publication was delayed until some time after the author's death, the
+bulk of _The Way of All Flesh_ was written in the '70's. _The Way of All
+Flesh_ is not sympathetic to the contemporary mood; it is one of those
+books so much ahead of its time (except perhaps in ecclesiastical
+matters) that the time has not yet caught up with it. It was doomed
+inevitably to an interval of oblivion. The case reminds one of _Richard
+Feverel_.
+
+Only in one way is _The Way of All Flesh_ quite contemporary. The hero
+thinks so well of the prostitute that he marries her. On the other hand,
+to be sure, he bitterly regrets it, which is not contemporary. I do not
+mean that the hero's marrying her is especially in the literary
+fashion, but his thinking well of her is. You will notice that in our
+moral fever we do not leave the prostitute out of our novels--no,
+indeed: she must be there to give spice, as of old. Only now, instead of
+being entangled with her, the young gentleman preaches to her; and she
+loves him for it. Perhaps this is what happens nowadays in real life. I
+do not pretend to know; but I suspect it is true, for I fancy the only
+kind of person who could invent the contemporary plot is the kind who
+would live it. The wildest imaginings of the people who are made
+differently would hardly stretch to it. And not only does the hero find
+himself immensely touched by the tragedy of the disreputable
+woman,--which is, after all, in certain cases plausible enough,--he
+burns to introduce his fiancée to her. Now that, again, may be
+life,--Mr. Winston Churchill, for example, should know better than
+I,--but it is certainly a world with the sense of values gone wrong. And
+when we have lost our sense of values, we shall presently lose the
+values as well. The girl herself is often to blame: did not the fiancée
+of Simon de Gex go of her own initiative to see the animal-tamer, and
+come away to renounce him, convinced that the animal-tamer was the
+nobler woman? Which, emphatically, she was not. But then, as we know
+from long experience of Mr. Locke, he cannot keep his head with
+circus-people about; and sawdust is incense to him. Let Mr. Locke have
+his little foibles by all means; but even Mr. Locke should not have
+made the spoiled darling of society marry the animal-tamer (one side of
+her face having been nearly clawed off) and _then_ go with her into city
+missionary work. Yet I do not believe it is really Mr. Locke's fault.
+The public at present loves as a sister the woman with a past; and loves
+city missionary work, if possible, more.
+
+The fact is that with all our imitation of Meredith--and every one who
+is not imitating Tolstoï is imitating Meredith--he has failed to save
+us. We have taken all his prescriptions blindly--except one. We have
+emancipated our women and emasculated our men; we have cast down the
+mighty from their seats and exalted them of low degree; we have learned
+all the Radical shibboleths and say them for our morning prayers; and we
+have faced the fact of sex so squarely that we can hardly see anything
+else. But we have not learned his saving hatred of the sentimentalist.
+Miss May Sinclair has admirably pointed out in her study of the _Three
+Brontës_ that Charlotte Brontë was exceedingly modern in her detestation
+of sentimentality. Modern she may have been--with Meredith; but not
+modern with the present novelists, for they are almost too sentimental
+to be endured. And there is the whole trouble. We think Thackeray an old
+fool for being sentimental over Amelia Sedley; but how does it better
+the case to be sentimental, instead, over the heroine of _The Promised
+Land_? Amelia Sedley was all in all a much nicer person, if not half so
+clever. She may have sniveled a good deal, but she was capable of loving
+some one else better than herself.
+
+Of course, I have cited only a few instances--those that happened to
+come most easily to mind. But let any reader of fiction run over
+mentally a group of contemporary heroes, and see if the substitutions I
+have named have not pretty generally taken place. Has not pride given
+way to humility, reticence to glibness, class-consciousness to a wild
+democracy, the code of manners to an uncouth unworldliness, and honor in
+the old sense to a burning passion for reform--'any old' reform? Do not
+these men lead us into the heterogeneous company of the unclassed of
+both sexes--and ask us to look upon them as saints in motley? Has not
+the world of fiction changed in the last twenty years? The hero in old
+days sometimes fell foul of the law by getting into debt. But we were
+not supposed, therefore, to be on his side against the law. Now, the
+hero does not, perhaps, get into legal difficulties himself, but he is
+always passionately on the side of the people whom laws were devised to
+protect the respectable from. The scientific tendency to consider that
+aristocracy consists merely in freedom from certain physical taints has
+permeated fiction. 'Is not one man as good as another?' asked the
+demagogue. 'Of course he is, and a great deal better!' replied the
+excited Irishman in the crowd. We are in the thick of a popular mania
+for thinking all the undesirables 'a good deal better.' The modern hero
+is, to my mind, in intention, if not in execution, an admirable figure;
+and though one rather expects him any day to give his whole fortune for
+a gross of green spectacles, one will not, for that, find him any less
+likable. Some day he will rediscover the Dantesque hierarchy of souls
+implicit in humanity. And then, perhaps, he will get back his charm.
+
+Some one is probably bursting to observe that we have a school of
+realists at hand; and that no one can accuse Mr. Wells and Mr. Bennett
+of sentimentality--also that we have Mr. Shaw and Mr. Granville Barker
+and Mr. Masefield as mounted auxiliaries in the field. I grant Mr.
+Bennett; I am not so sure about Mr. Wells. But certainly Mr. Wells is
+not sentimental as Mr. William de Morgan, Mr. Winston Churchill, Mr.
+Meredith Nicholson, Mr. Theodore Dreiser, Mr. H. S. Harrison, and Miss
+Ellen Glasgow are sentimental. If he is sentimental at all, it is rather
+over ideas than people. (Mr. Masefield, I am inclined to think, is
+simply catering to the special audience that Thomas Hardy, by his
+silence, has left gaping and empty.) Let us look into the matter a
+little. 'Sentimental' is one of the most difficult catchwords in the
+world to define; and you can get a roomful of intelligent people
+quarreling over it any time. Perhaps, for our purposes, it will serve
+merely to say that the sentimentalist is always, in one way or another,
+disloyal to facts. He cannot be trusted to give a straight account,
+because his own sense of things is more valuable to him than the truth.
+He has come in on the top of the pragmatic wave, and the sands of
+Anglo-Saxondom are strewn thick with him. He serves, in Kipling's
+phrase, the God of Things as They Ought to Be (according to his private
+feeling). His own perversion may be æsthetic, or intellectual, or moral,
+or sociological, but he is always recognizable by his tampering with
+truth.
+
+Now, Mr. Wells does tamper with truth. He did it, for example, in the
+case of Ann Veronica. He wanted Ann Veronica to be a nice girl under
+twenty, and he wanted her, even more, to be unduly awakened to certain
+physical aspects of sex. It was sentimentality that made him draw her as
+he did: determination to prove that the girl who loved as he wanted her
+to love was just as conventional as any one else. You cannot have your
+cake and eat it too; but the sentimentalist blindly refuses to accept
+that. Accordingly, we get the unconvincing creature that Mr. Wells
+wanted to believe existed. Mr. Wells's heroes may not seem to bear out
+my argument so well as Mr. Galsworthy's. To be sure, Mr. Wells is not so
+sentimental as Mr. Galsworthy, and he has not, like the author of _The
+Man of Property_, and _Fraternity_, and _Justice_, one--just one--fixed
+idea. Mr. Galsworthy always deals with a man who is in love with some
+other man's wife; and his world is thereby narrowed. Mr. Wells is
+interested in a good many things, and his politics are not purely
+philanthropic as most of our novelists' politics are. But Mr. Wells's
+heroes, even when they are fairly fortunate, are preoccupied with their
+own notions of sociological duty, even more than they are preoccupied
+with passion, though their passion is 'special' enough when it comes.
+Would any one except a Wells hero take a trip to India and come away
+having seen nothing but the sweat-shops of Bombay? Always the author's
+sympathy is with the under dog; whether it is Kipps or Mr. Polly living
+out his long foredoomed existence, or George Ponderevo analyzing
+Bladesover with diabolic keenness and aching contempt. 'I'm a spiritual
+guttersnipe in love with unimaginable goddesses,' says Ponderevo in a
+burst of frankness. There you have the Wells hero to the life. And Mr.
+Bennett's people are only spiritual guttersnipes who are _not_ in love
+with unimaginable goddesses.
+
+The point is that the guttersnipe is having his turn in fiction: if our
+American heroes are not guttersnipes themselves, it is their sign of
+grace to be supremely interested in guttersnipes. In one way or the
+other, the guttersnipe must have his proper prominence. Of course, there
+are differences and degrees: a few heroes get no nearer the lower
+classes than a passionate desire for reform tickets and municipal
+sanitation. But ordinarily they must go through Ernest Pontifex's state
+of believing that poor people are not only more important, but in every
+way nicer than rich people; and few of them go back utterly on that
+belief, as Ernest did. Perhaps that, more than anything else, marks the
+change of fashion in men. For gentlemen were always, in their way,
+benevolent; but formerly they had not achieved the paradox that the
+object of benevolence is _ex officio_ more interesting than the
+bestower.
+
+Books have been written before now in the interest of reform. They tell
+us that _Justice_ set the Home Secretary to thinking. Well: Marcus
+Clarke actually caused the reform of the Australian penal settlements by
+his now forgotten novel, _For the Term of His Natural Life_. The hero of
+Marcus Clarke's book was innocent and unjustly condemned; the hero of
+_Justice_ is guilty. Wanton cruelty is wicked whether the victim be a
+bad man or a good one; but the difference between these two heroes is
+not so purely accidental as, at first blush, it may seem. The author of
+_His Natural Life_ starting out to capture sympathy, showed the brutal
+system wreaking itself on an innocent man, of good family, condemned for
+another's guilt. Mr. Galsworthy, equally eager to capture sympathy,
+makes his protagonist guilty of the theft, having tried in vain to
+incriminate an innocent person. Each writer depended, doubtless, on
+public sentiment for his effect. In Marcus Clarke's time, public
+sentiment--however unfortunate the fact may be--simply could not have
+been aroused to such a pitch by the sufferings of a liar and a thief as
+by the sufferings of an innocent man who is consciously paying another
+person's penalty. The Humanitarian Hero had not come into fashion--nor
+yet the guttersnipe. But Marcus Clarke's book did its work--proof that
+even in the '50's we were not so callous as we seemed.
+
+I said earlier that in life, as well as in literature, men had changed.
+One's instances, obviously, must be from books, and not from one's
+acquaintance; but I spoke truth. Philanthropy is the latest social
+ladder, but it would not be so if the people on the top rung were not
+interested in philanthropy. There has been, for whatever reason, a
+tremendous spurt of interest in sociological questions. Our hard-headed
+young men, of high ideals, find themselves fighting, of necessity, on a
+different battlefield from any that strategists would have chosen thirty
+years ago. Moreover, philanthropy being woman's way into politics, women
+have been giving their calm, or hysterical, attention to problems which,
+thirty years since, did not, as problems, exist for them. I said that
+the change of taste in women would probably account for much of the
+change of fashion in men. A schoolmate of mine, writing me some years
+since of her engagement, said (in nearly these words), 'He is
+tremendously interested in city missionary work; it wouldn't have been
+quite perfect if we hadn't had that in common.' Both were spoiled
+darlings of fortune, but the statement was quite sincere. Undoubtedly,
+without that, it would not have been 'quite perfect' in the eyes of
+either.
+
+The mere conversation of the marriageable young has changed past belief.
+'Social service' has usurped so many subjects! Have many people stopped
+to realize, I wonder, how completely the psychological novel and the
+'problem' play (in the old sense) have gone out of date? The psychology
+of hero and heroine, their emotional attitudes to each other, are
+largely worked out now in terms of their attitudes to impersonal
+questions, their religious or their sociological 'principles.' The
+individual personal reaction counts less and less. If they agree on the
+same panacea for the social evils, the author can usually patch up a
+passion sufficient for them to marry on. Gone, for the most part, are
+the pages of intimate analysis. No intimate analysis is needed any
+longer. As for the 'problem play,' we have it still with us, but in
+another form. _The Doll's House_ and _The Second Mrs. Tanqueray_ are
+both antiquated: we do not call a drama a problem play now unless it
+preaches a new kind of legislation. And as for sex,--in its finer
+aspects it no longer interests us.
+
+There was a great deal more sex, in its subtler manifestations, in the
+old novels and plays, than in the new ones. Not so long ago, a novel was
+a love story; and it was of supreme importance to a hero whether or not
+he could make the heroine care for him. It was also of supreme
+importance to the heroine. The romance was all founded on sex; and yet
+sex was hardly mentioned. Our heroes and heroines still marry; but when
+they consider sex at all, they are apt to consider it biologically, not
+romantically. We, as a public, are more frankly interested in sex than
+ever; but we think of it objectively, and a little brutally, in terms of
+demand and supply. And so we get often the pathetic spectacle of the
+hero and heroine having no time to make love to each other in the good
+old-fashioned way, because they are so busy suppressing the red-light
+district and compiling statistics of disease. Much of the frankness,
+doubtless, is a good thing; but beyond a doubt, it has cheapened
+passion. For passion among civilized people is a subtle thing: it is
+wrapped about with dreams and imaginings; and can bring human beings to
+salvation as well as to perdition. But when it is shown to us as the
+mere province of courtesans, small wonder that we turn from it to the
+hero who will have difficulty in feeling or inspiring it. Especially
+since we are told, at the same time, that even the courtesan plies her
+trade only from direst necessity.
+
+After all, the only safe person to fall in love with nowadays _is_ a
+reformer: socially, financially, and sentimentally. And most women, at
+least, could (if they would) say with the Princesse Mathilde, 'Je n'aime
+que les romans dont je voudrais être l'héroïne.' Certainly, unless for
+some special reason, no novel of which one would not like to be the
+heroine--in love with the hero--will reach the hundred thousand mark. If
+there are any of us left who regret the gentlemen of old--who still
+prefer our Darcy or even our Plantagenet Palliser--we must write our own
+novels, and divine our own heroes under the protective coloring of their
+conventional breeding. For they are not being 'featured,' at present,
+either in life or in literature.
+
+
+
+
+A Confession in Prose
+
+By Walter Prichard Eaton
+
+
+Unlike M. Jourdain, who had been speaking prose all his life without
+knowing it, I have been writing it nearly all of mine, quite
+consciously, and earning my living thereby since I was twenty-one years
+old. I am now thirty-four. I have been a professional writer of prose,
+then, for thirteen years--or shall I say a writer of professional prose?
+Much of this writing has been done for various American magazines; still
+more has been done to fill the ravenous columns of American newspapers;
+some, even, has been immured between covers. I have tried never to write
+sloppily, though I have of necessity often written hastily. I can
+honestly say, too, that I have tried at times to write beautifully, by
+which I mean rhythmically, with a conscious adjustment of sound and
+melody to the sense, with the charm of word-chiming further to heighten
+heightened thought. But I can also as honestly say that in this latter
+effort I have never been encouraged by a newspaper editor, and I have
+been not infrequently discouraged by magazine editors. Not all
+magazines compel you to chop up your prose into a maximum paragraph
+length of ten lines, as does a certain one of large circulation. Not all
+newspapers compel you to be 'smart,' as did one for which I worked
+compel us all. But the impression among editors is prevalent, none the
+less, that a conversational downrightness and sentence and paragraph
+brevity are the be-all and end-all of prose style, or at least of so
+much of prose style as can be grasped by the populace who read their
+publications; and that beautiful writing must be 'fine writing,' and
+therefore never too much to be avoided. So I started out from the
+classroom of Professor Lewis E. Gates, one of the keenest and most
+inspiring analysts of prose beauties this country has produced, to be a
+professional writer of prose, and dreamed, as youth will, of wrapping my
+singing robes about me and ravishing the world. I was soon enough told
+to doff my singing robes for the overalls of journalism, and I have
+become a writer of professional prose instead.
+
+These remarks have been inspired by a long and wistful evening just
+spent in perusing Professor Saintsbury's new book, called _The History
+of English Prose Rhythm_. I shall hold no brief for the good professor's
+method of scansion. It matters little to me, indeed, how he chooses to
+scan prose. What does matter to me is that he has chosen to scan it at
+all, that he has brought forward the finest examples in the stately
+procession of English literature, and demonstrated with all the weight
+of his learning, his authority, his fine enthusiasm, that this prose is
+no less consciously wrought to pleasing numbers than is verse. We who
+studied under Professor Gates knew much of this before, if not in so
+detailed and would-be methodical a fashion. Charles Lamb knew it when he
+wrote, 'Even ourself, in these our humbler lucubrations, tune our best
+measured cadences (prose has her cadences) not unfrequently to the charm
+of the drowsier watchman, "blessing the doors"; or the wild sweep of
+winds at midnight.' Sir Thomas Browne was not exactly unaware of it as
+he prepared his _Urn Burial_ for the printer; nor the authors of the
+King James Version of the Bible when they translated--or if you prefer,
+paraphrased--the rhapsodic chapters of Isaiah. But it is pleasant, and
+not unimportant, to be once more reminded, in a generation when written
+speech has sunk to the conversational level of the man in the street,
+that 'prose has her cadences'; and to me, at least, it is melancholy,
+also. For I would strive to write such prose, in my stumbling fashion,
+were I permitted.
+
+Writing about a fine art, as I am so often called upon to do, I would
+endeavor with what might lay in me to write about it finely. Suppose
+that art chances to be the drama. Why, when some compact, weighty, and
+worthily performed example comes to our stage, should I be expected to
+toss off a description of it in a style less compact and weighty and
+worthily conducted? On the rare occasions when a new play chances to be
+poetic, am I not justified in writing of it in poetic prose? How else,
+indeed, can I truly render back to my readers the subtler aspects of its
+charm? But for such writing there is little room in our hurrying and
+'conversational' press, though now and then a despised dramatic editor
+is found who understands. Even the drama itself strives to be
+'conversational' at all costs, under the banner of 'realism,' and
+profanity flourishes on our stage in what we must infer to be a most
+life-like manner, while we have almost forgotten that the spoken word
+can be melodious or imaginative. Criticism cries at its heels, and helps
+with flippant jest and broken syntax and cacophonous combinations of our
+poorest vernacular, in the general debasement. Do not tell me that men
+do not exist who could write differently of the stage, as men exist who
+can, and do, write differently for it. Every worthy dramatist can be
+paralleled by at least one worthy critic, and more probably by three or
+four, since the true creative instinct in drama is perhaps the rarest of
+human attributes, save only charity. But the editors appear to have
+determined that the public does not want such critics--and perhaps the
+editors are right. At least, the public does not often get them.
+
+We are speaking now of prose, not of opinions, and we may safely
+introduce the name of a living critic, William Winter. For nearly half a
+century Mr. Winter has written prose about the theatre, and although
+that prose was produced for a morning newspaper it was carefully and
+consistently balanced and welded, and, when the subject demanded it,
+rose, according to its creator's ideas of beauty, into the heightened
+eloquence of sentence rhythm and syllabic harmony. Leisure may improve,
+but haste cannot prevent the rhythm of prose, provided the instinct for
+it resides in the writer, and the opportunity exists for practice and
+expression. Two examples of Mr. Winter's use of rhythm come to my
+memory, and I quote only phrases, not whole sentences, merely because I
+am sure of no more. Writing one morning of a new and very 'modern' play,
+presented the previous evening by a well-known actress, he said: 'Sarah
+Bernhardt at least made her sexual monsters interesting, wielding the
+lethal hatpin or the deadly hatchet with Gallic grace and sweet
+celerity.' Again, in reviewing Pinero's _Iris_, he took up two of Henry
+Arthur Jones's phrases, recently made current in a lecture, and played
+with them, ending with mellifluous scorn, 'Such are "the great realities
+of modern life," flowers of disease and blight that fringe the charnel
+house of the "serious drama."'
+
+These are certainly examples of rhythmic, or cadenced prose, and they
+are examples taken from journalistic reviews. They admirably express the
+writer's point of view toward his subject matter, but they also reveal
+his care for the manner of expression, they satisfy the ear; and
+therefore to one at all sensitive to literature they are doubly
+satisfying. The arrow of irony is ever more delightful when it sings on
+its flight. The trick, then, can be done. Mr. Winter, too often perhaps
+for modern ears, performed it by recourse to the Johnsonian balance of
+period and almost uniform, swelling roll. But that is neither here nor
+there. The point is that he performed it--and that it is no longer
+performed by the new generation, either in newspaper columns, or, we
+will add at once, anywhere else. Rhythmic prose, prose cadenced to charm
+the ear and by its melodies and harmonies properly adjusted to heighten,
+as with an under-song, the emotional appeal of the ideas expressed, is
+no longer written. It appears to be no longer wanted. We are fallen upon
+harsh and colloquial times.
+
+No one with any ear at all would deny Emerson a style, even if his
+rhythms are often broken into the cross-chop of Carlyle. No one would
+deny Irving a style, or Poe,--certainly Poe at his best,--or, indeed, to
+hark far back, Cotton Mather in many passages of the _Magnalia_, where
+to a quaint iambic simplicity he added a Biblical fervor which redeems
+and melodizes the monotony. Mather suggests Milton, Irving suggests
+Addison, Emerson suggests Carlyle, Poe, shall we say, is often the too
+conscious workman typified by De Quincey. But thereafter, in this
+country, we descend rapidly into second-hand imitations, into rhythm
+become, in truth, mere 'fine writing,' until its death within recent
+memory. Yet we do not find even to-day the true cadenced prose either
+uninteresting or out of date. Emerson is as modern as the morning paper.
+Newman's description of the ideal site for a university, in the clear
+air of Attica beside the blue Ægean, charms us still with its perfect
+blend of sound and sense, its clear intellectual idea borne on a
+cadenced undersong, as of distant surf upon the shore; and the exquisite
+epilogue to the _Apologia_, with its chime of proper names, still brings
+a moisture to our eyes. The triumphant tramp of Gibbon, the headlong
+imagery and Biblical fervor of Ruskin, the languid music of Walter
+Pater, each holds its separate charm, and the charm is not archaic.
+
+Is such prose impossible any more? Certainly it is not. The heritage of
+the language is still ours, the birthright of our noble English tongue.
+Simply, we do not dare to let ourselves go. We seem tortured with the
+modern blight of self-consciousness; and while the cheaper magazines are
+almost blatant in their unblushing self-puffery, they are none the less
+cravenly submissive to what they deem popular demand, and turn their
+backs on literature, on style, as something abhorrent to a race which
+has been fed on the English Bible for three hundred years. Their ideal
+of a prose style now seems to consist of a series of staccato yips. It
+really cannot be described in any other way. The 'triumphantly
+intricate' sentence celebrated by Walter Pater would give many a modern
+editor a shiver of terror. He would visualize it as mowing down the
+circulation of the magazine like a machine gun. Rhythm and beauty of
+style can hardly be achieved by staccato yips. The modern magazine
+writer, trying to be rhetorically effective, trying to rise to the
+demands of heightened thought or emotional appeal, reminds one of that
+enthusiastic German tympanist who wrote an entire symphonic poem for
+kettle-drums.
+
+I read one of the autumn crop of new novels the other day. Curiously
+enough, it was written by a music critic who, in his reviews of music,
+is constantly insisting on the primal importance of melody and harmony,
+who is an arch foe of the modern programme school and the whole-tone
+scale of Debussy. But the prose of his novel was utterly devoid of these
+prized elements, melody and harmony. A heavy, or sometimes turgid,
+journalistic commonplaceness sat upon it. I will not be unfair and tear
+an illustration from some passage of rightly simple narration. I will
+take the closing sentences from one of the climactic chapters, when the
+mood had supposedly risen to intensity, and, if ever, the prose would
+have been justified in rising to reinforce the emotion.
+
+The house was aroused to extravagant demonstrations. Across the
+footlights it looked like a brilliantly realistic piece of acting, and
+the audience was astonished at the vigor of the hitherto cold Americano.
+
+'But Nagy was not deceived. Crushed, dishevelled, breathless, she knew
+that her dominion over him was gone forever. She had tried to show him
+his soul and he had begun to see the light.'
+
+Now, an ear attuned to the melodies of English prose must surely find
+this commonplace, and the closing sentence of all actually as harsh as
+the tonalities of Strauss or Debussy seem to the writer. Let us, even if
+a little unfairly, set it beside a passage from _Henry Esmond_, again a
+climactic passage, but one where the style is climactic, also, rising to
+the mood.
+
+'"You will please, sir, to remember," he continued, "that our family
+hath ruined itself by fidelity to yours: that my grandfather spent his
+estate, and gave his blood and his son to die for your service; that my
+dear lord's grandfather (for lord you are now, Frank, by right and title
+too) died for the same cause; that my poor kinswoman, my father's second
+wife, after giving away her honor to your wicked perjured race, sent all
+her wealth to the King; and got in return that precious title that lies
+in ashes, and this inestimable yard of blue ribbon. I lay this at your
+feet and stamp upon it; I draw this sword, and break it and deny you;
+and had you completed the wrong you designed us, by Heaven I would have
+driven it through your heart, and no more pardoned you than your father
+pardoned Monmouth. Frank will do the same, won't you, cousin?"'
+
+This justly famous passage, be it noted, is dialogue. To-day we
+especially do not dare to rise above a conversational level in dialogue.
+We should be accused of being 'unnatural.' Does no one speak beautifully
+any more, then, even in real life? Are the nerve-centres so shattered in
+the modern anatomy that no connection is established between emotions
+and the musical sense? Does an exquisite mood no longer reflect itself
+in our voice, in our vocabulary? Does no lover rise to eloquence in the
+presence of his Adored? If that is the case, surely we now speak
+unnaturally, and it should be the duty of literature to restore our
+health! Nor need such speech in fiction float clear away from solid
+ground. Notice how Thackeray in his closing sentence--'Frank will do the
+same, won't you, cousin?'--anchors his rhetoric to the earth.
+
+We are, let it be said again, in the grasp of realism, and realism but
+imperfectly understood. Just as our drama aims to reproduce exactly a
+'solid' room upon the stage, and to set actors to talking therein the
+exact speech of every day, so our oratory, so-called, is the
+reproduction of a one-sided conversation, and our novels (when they are
+worthy of consideration) are reproductions of patiently accumulated
+details, set forth in impatiently assembled sentences. But all this does
+not of necessity constitute realism, because its effect is not of
+necessity the creation of illusion, however truthful the artist's
+purpose. Of what avail, in the drama, for example, are solid rooms and
+conversational vernacular if the characters do not come to life in our
+imaginations, so that we share their joys and sorrows? Of what effect
+are the realistic details of a novel, whether of incident or language,
+if we do not re-live its story as we read? Surely, the answer is plain,
+and therefore any literary devices which heighten the mood for us are
+perfectly justifiable weapons of the realist, even as they are of the
+romanticist. One of these devices is consciously wrought prose. For the
+present we plead for its employment on no higher ground than this of
+practical expediency.
+
+But how, you may ask,--no, not you, dear reader, who understand, but
+some other chap, a poor dog of an author, perhaps,--can consciously
+wrought prose aid in the creation of illusion? How can it be more than
+pretty?
+
+Let us turn for answer to Sir Thomas Browne, to 'The Garden of Cyrus,'
+to the closing numbers:--
+
+'Besides, Hippocrates hath spoke so little, and the oneirocritical
+masters have left such frigid interpretations from plants, that there is
+little encouragement to dream of paradise itself. Nor will the sweetest
+delight of gardens afford much comfort in sleep, wherein the dulness of
+that sense shakes hands with delectable odours; and though in the bed of
+Cleopatra, can hardly with any delight raise up the ghost of a rose.'
+
+That is archaic, perhaps, and not without a certain taint of quaintness
+to modern ears. But how drowsy it is, how minor its harmonies, how
+subtly soothing its languid melody! It tells, surely, in what manner
+consciously wrought prose may aid in the creation of illusion. The mood
+of sleep was here to be evoked, and lo! it comes from the very music of
+the sentences, from the drowsy lullaby of selected syllables.
+
+We might choose a quite different example, from a seemingly most
+unlikely source, from the plays of George Bernard Shaw. One hardly
+thinks of Mr. Shaw with a style, but rather with a stiletto. His
+prefaces have been too disputative, his plays too epigrammatic, for the
+cultivation of prose rhythms. Yet his prose is almost never without a
+certain crisp accuracy of conversational cadence; his ear almost never
+betrays him into sloppiness; and when the occasion demands, his style
+can rise to meet it. The truth is, Mr. Shaw is seldom emotional, so that
+his crisp accuracy of speech is most often the fitting garment for his
+thought. But in _John Bull's Other Island_ his emotions are stirred, and
+when Larry Doyle breaks out into an impassioned description of Ireland
+the effect on the imagination of the heightened prose, when a good actor
+speaks it, is almost startling.
+
+'No, no; the climate is different. Here, if the life is dull, you can
+be dull too, and no great harm done. (_Going off into a passionate
+dream._) But your wits can't thicken in that soft moist air, on those
+white springy roads, in those misty rushes and brown bogs, on those
+hillsides of granite rocks and magenta heather. You've no such colors in
+the sky, no such lure in the distances, no such sadness in the evenings.
+Oh, the dreaming! the dreaming! the torturing, heart-scalding,
+never-satisfying dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming! (_Savagely._)
+No debauchery that ever coarsened and brutalized an Englishman can take
+the worth and usefulness out of him like that dreaming. An Irishman's
+imagination never lets him alone, never convinces him, never satisfies
+him; but it makes him so that he can't face reality nor deal with it nor
+handle it nor conquer it: he can only sneer at them that do, and
+(_bitterly, at Broadbent_) be "agreeable to strangers," like a
+good-for-nothing woman on the streets.'
+
+This, to be sure, is prose to be spoken, not prose to be read. Different
+laws prevail, for different effects are sought. But the principle of
+cadence calculated to fit the mood, and by its melodic, or, as here, its
+percussive character to heighten the emotional appeal, remains the same.
+
+But beyond the argument for cadenced prose as an aid to illusion,
+employed in the proper places,--that is, where intensity of imagery or
+feeling can benefit by it,--is the higher plea for sheer lingual beauty
+for its own sake. Shall realism preclude all other effects of artistic
+creation? Because the men on our streets, the women in our homes, talk
+sloppily, shall all our books be written in their idiom, all our stage
+characters reproduce their commonplaceness, nearly all our magazines and
+newspapers give no attention to the graces of style? I am pleading for
+no Newman of the news story, nor am I seeking to arm our muck-rakers
+with the pen of Sir Thomas Browne. I would not send Walter Pater to
+report a football game (though Stevenson could doubtless improve on most
+of the 'sporting editors'), nor ask that Emerson write our editorials.
+But there is a poor way, and there is a fine way, to write everything,
+and inevitably the man who has an ear for the rhythms of prose, who has
+been trained and encouraged to write his very best, will fit his style
+appropriately to his subject. He will not seek to cadence his sentences
+in bald narration or in exposition, but he will, nevertheless, keep them
+capable of natural and pleasant phrasing, he will avoid monotony,
+jarring syllables, false stress, and ugly or tripping terminations which
+throw the voice as one's feet are thrown by an unseen obstacle in the
+path. His paragraphs, too, will group naturally, as falls his thought.
+But when the subject he has in hand rises to invective, to exhortation,
+to the dignity of any passion or the sweep of any vision, then if his
+ear be tuned and his courage does not fail him he must inevitably write
+in cadenced periods, the effectiveness of his work depending on the
+adjustment of these cadences to the mood of the moment, on his skill as
+an artist in prose.
+
+And just now the courage of our young men fails. The unrestrained
+abandonment of all art to realism, of every sort of printed page to bald
+colloquialism, has dulled the natural ear in all of us for comely prose,
+and made us deaf to more stately measures. The complete democratizing of
+literature has put the fear of plebeian ridicule in our hearts, and the
+wider a magazine's circulation, it would seem, the more harm it does to
+English prose, because in direct ratio to its sale are its pages given
+over to the Philistines, and the dignity and refinement of thought which
+could stimulate dignity and refinement of expression are unknown to its
+contributors, or kept carefully undisclosed.
+
+I have often fancied, in penitential moments, a day of judgment for us
+who write, when we shall stand in flushed array before the Ultimate
+Critic and answer the awful question, 'What have you done with your
+language?' There shall be searchings of soul that morning, and
+searchings of forgotten pages of magazines and 'best sellers' and books
+of every sort, for the cadence that may bring salvation. But many shall
+seek and few shall find, and the goats shall be sorted out in droves,
+condemned to an eternity of torture, none other than the everlasting
+task of listening to their own prose read aloud.
+
+'What have you done with your language?' It is a solemn question for all
+of us, for you who speak as well as for us who write. Our language is a
+priceless heritage. It has been the ladder of life up which we climbed;
+with it we have bridged the sundering flood that forever rolls between
+man and man; through its aid have come to us the treasures of the past,
+the world's store of experience; by means of it our poets have wrought
+their measures, our philosophers their dreams. Bit by bit, precious
+mosaic after precious mosaic, the great body of English literature has
+been built up, in verse and prose, the crown of that division of
+language we call our own. Consciously finding itself three centuries
+ago, our English prose blossomed at once into the solemn splendors of
+the King James Bible and then into the long-drawn, ornate magnificence
+of Sir Thomas Browne, never again till our day to lose consciousness of
+its power, to forget its high and holy task, the task of maintaining our
+language at full tide and ministering to style and beauty. There were
+fluxes in the fashions, naturally; little of Browne's music being found
+in the almost conversational fluency (but not laxness) of Addison, even
+as the suave Mr. Addison himself has vanished in the tempestuous
+torrents of Carlyle. But there always was an Addison, a Carlyle, a
+Newman, a Walter Pater, whose work loomed large in popular regard, whose
+influence was mighty in shaping a taste for prose style. Who now, we may
+ask, looking around us in America, looms large in popular regard as a
+writer of ample vision, amply and beautifully clothed in speech, and
+whose influence is mighty in shaping a taste for prose style? It is not
+enough to have the worthies of the past upon our shelves. Each age must
+have its own inspiration. Again we hear the solemn question, 'What have
+you done with your language?' Only Ireland may answer, 'We have our
+George Moore, and we had our Synge not long ago--but we stoned his
+plays.'
+
+We have stifled our language, we have debased it, we have been afraid of
+it. But some day it will reassert itself, for it is stronger than we,
+alike our overlord and avatar. Deep in the soul of man dwells the lyric
+impulse, and when his song cannot be the song of the poet it will shape
+itself in rhythmic prose, that it may still be cadenced and modulated to
+change with the changing thought and sound an obligato to the moods of
+the author's spirit. How wonderful has been our prose,--grave and
+chastely rich when Hooker wrote it, striding triumphant over the pages
+of Gibbon on tireless feet, ringing like a trumpet from Emerson's white
+house in Concord, modulated like soft organ-music heard afar in Newman's
+lyric moods, clanging and clamorous in Carlyle, in Walter Pater but as
+the soft fall of water in a marble fountain while exquisite odors flood
+the Roman twilight and late bees are murmurous, a little of all,
+perhaps, in Stevenson! We, too, we little fellows of to-day, could
+write as they wrote, consciously, rhythmically, if we only cared, if we
+only dared. We ask for the opportunity, the encouragement. Alas! that
+also means a more liberal choice of graver subjects, and a more
+extensive employment of the essay form. Milton could hardly have been
+Miltonic on a lesser theme than the Fall of the Angels, and Walter Pater
+wrote of the Mona Lisa, not Lizzie Smith of Davenport, Iowa. It is
+doubtless of interest to learn about Lizzie, but she hardly inspires us
+to rhythmic prose.
+
+
+
+
+In the Chair
+
+By Ralph Bergengren
+
+
+About once in so often a man must go to the barber for what, with
+contemptuous brevity, is called a haircut. He must sit in a big chair, a
+voluminous bib (prettily decorated with polka dots) tucked in round his
+neck, and let another human being cut his hair for him. His head, with
+all its internal mystery and wealth of thought, becomes for the time
+being a mere poll, worth two dollars a year to the tax-assessor: an
+irregularly shaped object, between a summer squash and a canteloupe,
+with too much hair on it, as very likely several friends and
+acquaintances have advised him. His identity vanishes.
+
+As a rule the less he now says or thinks about his head, the better: he
+has given it to the barber, and the barber will do as he pleases with
+it. It is only when the man is little and is brought in by his mother,
+that the job will be done according to instructions; and this is because
+the man's mother is in a position to see the back of his head. Also
+because the weakest woman under such circumstances has strong
+convictions. When the man is older the barber will sometimes allow him
+to see the haircut, cleverly reflected in two mirrors; but not one man
+in a thousand--nay, in ten thousand--would dare express himself as
+dissatisfied. After all, what does he know of haircuts, he who is no
+barber? Women feel differently; and I know of one man, returning home
+with a new haircut, who was compelled to turn round again and take what
+his wife called his 'poor' head to another barber by whom the haircut
+was more happily finished. But that was exceptional. And it happened to
+that man but once.
+
+The very word 'haircut' is objectionable. It snips like the scissors.
+Yet it describes the operation more honestly than the substitute 'trim,'
+a euphemism indicating a jaunty habit of dropping in frequently at the
+barber's, and so keeping the hair perpetually at just the length that is
+most becoming. For most men, although the knowledge must be gathered by
+keen, patient observation and never by honest confession, there is a
+period, lasting about a week, when the length of their hair is
+admirable. But it comes between haircuts. The haircut itself is never
+satisfactory. If his hair was too long before (and on this point he has
+the evidence of unprejudiced witnesses), it is too short now. It must
+grow steadily--count on it for that!--until for a brief period it is
+'just right,' æsthetically suited to the contour of his face and the cut
+of his features, and beginning already imperceptibly to grow too long
+again.
+
+Soon this growth becomes visible, and the man begins to worry. 'I must
+go to the barber,' he says in a harassed way. 'I must get a haircut.'
+But the days pass. It is always to-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow.
+When he goes, he goes suddenly.
+
+There is something within us, probably our immortal soul, that postpones
+a haircut; and yet in the end our immortal souls have little to do with
+the actual process. It is impossible to conceive of one immortal soul
+cutting another immortal soul's hair. My own soul, I am sure, has never
+entered a barber's shop. It stops and waits for me at the portal.
+Probably it converses on subjects remote from our bodily consciousness
+with the immortal souls of barbers, patiently waiting until the barbers
+finish their morning's work and come out to lunch.
+
+Even during the haircut our hair is still growing, never stopping, never
+at rest, never in a hurry: it grows while we sleep, as was proved by Rip
+Van Winkle. And yet perhaps sometimes it is in a hurry; perhaps that is
+why it falls out. In rare cases the contagion of speed spreads; the last
+hair hurries after all the others; the man is emancipated from
+dependence on barbers. I know a barber who is in this independent
+condition himself (for the barber can no more cut his own hair than the
+rest of us) and yet sells his customers a preparation warranted to keep
+them from attaining it, a seeming anomaly which can be explained only on
+the ground that business is business. To escape the haircut one must be
+quite without hair that one cannot see and reach; and herein possibly is
+the reason for a fashion which has often perplexed students of the
+Norman Conquest. The Norman soldiery wore no hair on the backs of their
+heads; and each brave fellow could sit down in front of his polished
+shield and cut his own hair without much trouble. But the scheme had a
+weakness. The back of the head had to be shaven, and the fashion
+doubtless went out because, after all, nothing was gained by it. One
+simply turned over on one's face in the barber's chair instead of
+sitting up straight.
+
+Fortunately we begin having a haircut when we are too young to think,
+and when also the process is sugar-coated by the knowledge that we are
+losing our curls. Then habit accustoms us to it. Yet it is significant
+that men of refinement seek the barber in secluded places, basements of
+hotels for choice, where they can be seen only by barbers and by other
+refined men having or about to have haircuts; and that men of less
+refinement submit to the operation where every passer-by can stare in
+and see them, bibs round their necks and their shorn locks lying in
+pathetic little heaps on the floor. There is a barber's shop of this
+kind in Boston where one of the barbers, having no head to play with,
+plays on a cornet, doubtless to the further distress of his immortal
+soul peeping in through the window. But this is unusual even in the city
+that is known far and wide as the home of the Boston Symphony Orchestra.
+
+I remember a barber--he was the only one available in a small town--who
+cut my left ear. The deed distressed him, and he told me a story. It was
+a pretty little cut, he said--filling it with alum--and reminded him of
+another gentleman whose left ear he had nipped in identically the same
+place. He had done his best with alum and apology, as he was now doing.
+Two months later the gentleman came in again. 'And by golly!' said the
+barber, with a kind of wonder at his own cleverness, 'if I didn't nip
+him again in just the same place!'
+
+A man can shave himself. The Armless Wonder does it in the Dime Museum.
+Byron did it, and composed poetry during the operation, although, as I
+have recently seen scientifically explained, the facility of composition
+was not due to the act of shaving but to the normal activity of the
+human mind at that time in the morning. Here therefore a man can refuse
+the offices of the barber. If he wishes to make one of a half-dozen
+apparently inanimate figures, their faces covered with soap, and their
+noses used as convenient handles to turn first one cheek and then the
+other--that is his own lookout. But human ingenuity has yet to invent a
+'safety barber's shears.' It has tried. A near genius once made an
+apparatus--a kind of helmet with multitudinous little scissors inside
+it--which he hopefully believed would solve the problem; but what became
+of him and his invention I have not heard. Perhaps he tried it himself
+and slunk, defeated, into a deeper obscurity. Perhaps he committed
+suicide, for one can easily imagine that a man who thought he had found
+a way to cut his own hair and then found that he hadn't would be thrown
+into a suicidal depression. There is the possibility that he succeeded
+in cutting his own hair, and was immediately 'put away,' where nobody
+could see him but the hardened attendants, by his sensitive family. The
+important fact is that the invention never got on the market. Until some
+other investigator succeeds to more practical purpose, the rest of us
+must go periodically to the barber. We must put on the bib--
+
+Here, however, there is at least an opportunity of selection. There are
+bibs with arms, and bibs without arms. And there is a certain amount of
+satisfaction in being able to see our own hands, carefully holding the
+newspaper or periodical wherewith we pretend that we are still
+intelligent human beings. And here again are distinctions. The patrons
+of my own favored barber's shop have arms to their bibs and pretend to
+be deeply interested in the _Illustrated London News_. The patrons of
+the barber's shop where I lost part of my ear--I cannot see the place,
+but those whom I take into my confidence tell me that it has long since
+grown again--had no sleeves to their bibs, but nevertheless managed
+awkwardly to hold the _Police Gazette_. And this opportunity to hold the
+_Police Gazette_ without attracting attention becomes a pleasant feature
+of this type of barber's shop: I, for example, found it easier--until my
+ear was cut--to forget my position in the examination of this journal
+than in the examination of the _Illustrated London News_. The pictures,
+strictly speaking, are not so good, either artistically or morally, but
+there is a tang about them, an I-do-not-know-what. And it is always
+wisest to focus attention on some such extraneous interest. Otherwise
+you may get to looking in the mirror.
+
+Do not do that.
+
+For one thing, there is the impulse to cry out 'Stop! Stop! Don't cut it
+all off!
+
+ 'Oh, barber, spare that hair!
+ Leave some upon my brow!
+ For months it's sheltered me!
+ And I'll protect it now!
+
+'Oh, please! P-l-e-a-s-e!--' These exclamations annoy a barber, rouse a
+demon of fury in him. He reaches for a machine called 'clippers.' Tell
+him how to cut hair, will you! A little more and he'll shave your
+head--and not only half-way either, like the Norman soldiery at the time
+of the Conquest! Even if you are able to restrain this impulse,
+clenching your bib in your hands and perhaps dropping or tearing the
+_Illustrated London News_, the mirror gives you strange, morbid
+reflections. You recognize your face, but your head seems somehow
+separate, balanced on a kind of polka-dotted mountain with two hands
+holding the _Illustrated London News_. You are afraid momentarily that
+the barber will lift it off and go away with it. Then is the time to
+read furiously the weekly contribution of G. K. Chesterton. But your
+mind reverts to a story you have been reading about how the Tulululu
+Islanders, a savage but ingenious people, preserve the heads of their
+enemies so that the faces are much smaller but otherwise quite
+recognizable. You find yourself looking keenly at the barber to discover
+any possible trace of Tulululu ancestry. And what is he going to get
+now? A krees? No, a paint-brush. Is he going to paint you? And if
+so--what color? The question of color becomes strangely important, as if
+it made any real difference. Green? Red? Purple? Blue? No, he uses the
+brush dry, tickling your forehead, tickling your ears, tickling your
+nose, tickling you under the chin and down the back of your neck. After
+the serious business of the haircut, a barber must have some relaxation.
+
+There is one point on which you are independent: you will not have the
+bay rum; you are a teetotaller. You say so in a weak voice which
+nevertheless has some adamantine quality that impresses him. He humors
+you; or perhaps your preference appeals to his sense of business
+economy.
+
+He takes off your bib.
+
+From a row of chairs a man leaps to his feet, anxious to give _his_ head
+to the barber. A boy hastily sweeps up the hair that was yours--already
+as remote from you as if it had belonged to the man who is always
+waiting, and whose name is Next. Oh, it is
+horrible--horrible--horrible!
+
+
+
+
+The Passing of Indoors
+
+By Zephine Humphrey
+
+
+Indoors is going. We may just as well make up our minds on this
+revolutionary point, and accept it with such degree of hardy rejoicing
+or shivering regret as our natures prompt in us.
+
+The movement has been long under way, gradually working the perfect
+ejection which seems now at hand. We might have recognized the
+dislodging process long ago, had we been far-sighted enough. It
+began--who shall say when it did begin? Surely not in the shaggy breasts
+of those rude ancestors of ours whom we hold in such veneration, and to
+whose ways we seem to ourselves to be so wisely returning. They dragged
+their venison into the depths of a cave darker and closer than any
+house, and devoured it in great seclusion. Perhaps it began in the San
+Marco Piazza at Venice, with the little open-air tables under the
+colonnades. "So delightful! So charming!" Thus the tourists, as they
+sipped their coffee and dallied with their ices. They were right; it was
+delightful and charming, and so it is to this day, but it was perhaps
+the thin edge of the wedge which is turning us all out now.
+
+Supper was the first regular meal to follow the open-air suggestion,
+country supper on the piazza in the warm summer evening. That also was
+delightful, of course, and not at all alarming. All nations and ages
+have practiced the sport of occasional festive repasts out of doors when
+the weather has permitted. But breakfast was not long in following suit;
+and when dinner, that most conservative, conventional of meals,
+succumbed to the outward pressure and spread its congealing gravies in
+the chilly air, we were in for the thing in good earnest, the new custom
+was on. No longer a matter of times and seasons, the weather had nothing
+to do with it now; and in really zealous families the regular summer
+dining-room was out of doors. Summer dining-room--that sounds well;
+since summer and warmth go together traditionally. But not always
+actually in New England, where bleak rains overtake the world now and
+then, and clearing north-west winds come racing keenly. It was soon
+essential to introduce a new fashion in dinner garments: overcoats,
+sweaters, and heavy shawls, felt hats and mufflers.
+
+'Excuse me while I run upstairs to get a pair of mittens?'
+
+'Finish your soup first, dear; it will be quite cold if you leave it.'
+
+The adherents of the new doctrine are very conscientious and faithful,
+as was only to be expected. We are a valiant race in the matter of our
+enthusiasms and can be trusted to follow them sturdily, buckling on
+armor or overcoats or whatever other special equipment the occasion
+demands. Conscientiousness is a good trait, but there is perhaps more of
+the joy of life in some other qualities.
+
+Sleeping outdoors was the next great phase in the open-air movement.
+That also began casually enough and altogether charmingly. One lingered
+in the hammock, watching the stars, musing in the still summer night,
+until, lo! there was the dawn beginning behind the eastern hills. A
+wonderful experience. Not much sleeping about it truly,--there is
+commonly not much sleeping about great experiences,--but so beautiful
+that the heart said, 'Go to! why not have this always? Why not sleep
+outdoors every night?' Which is of course exactly the way in which human
+nature works; very reasonable, very sane and convincing, but
+unfortunately never quite so successful as it should be. That which has
+blessed us once must be secured in perpetuity for our souls to feast on
+continually; revelation must fold its wings and abide with us. So we
+soberly go to work and strip all the poetry of divine chance, all the
+delight of the unexpected, from our great occasions by laying plans for
+their systematic recurrence.
+
+ He who bends to himself a joy,
+ Does the winged life destroy;
+ But he who kisses a joy as it flies,
+ Lives in eternity's sunrise.
+
+It is a pity that William Blake could not teach us that once for all. As
+a matter of fact, of course, great occasions care nothing at all for our
+urging; and a plan is an institution which they cordially abhor. The
+stars and the dawn do not condescend to such paraphernalia for waylaying
+them as sleeping-bags, rubber blankets, air-pillows, and mosquito
+netting, with a stout club close at hand in case of tramps or a skunk.
+
+One experience of my own recurs to my memory poignantly here, and I
+think I cannot do better than set it forth. I had passed an
+unforgettable night all alone in a meadow, detained by the evening
+almost insensibly into 'solemn midnight's tingling silences,' and thence
+into the austere dawn. It was an episode such as should have sealed my
+lips forever; but I profanely spoke of it, and at once the contagion of
+interest spread through the little village.
+
+'What fun! Did you have your rubbers on? Did you sit in a chair? I
+should think you would have sat in a chair--so much more comfortable!
+Well, I tell you what, let's do it together,--a lot of us, so we won't
+be afraid,--and let's climb a mountain. The sunset and dawn will be
+beautiful from a mountain.'
+
+We did it; I blush to confess that some twenty-five of us did it. It
+was an excursion planned and discussed for a matter of two weeks (a full
+moon being part of the programme), and there was no accident unforeseen,
+no event unprovided for. The procession that wended its way, toiling and
+puffing, up the ascent of Haystack,--the favored mountain selected for
+the high pedestal of our rapture,--on the auspicious night, was about as
+sad, and withal as funny, an affront as the secrecy of beauty ever
+received. Blankets, steamer-rugs, pillows, shawls, hammocks,
+whiskey-flasks--how we groaned beneath the burden of all these things.
+We lost the way, of course, and had to beat the woods in every
+direction; we were tired and hot and--cross? Perhaps. But we knew what
+our rôle was, and when we reached the top of the mountain, we all of us
+stood very solemnly in a row and said, 'How beautiful!'
+
+It was beautiful; that was just the fineness of the night's triumph over
+us--over me at least; I cannot speak for the other twenty-four. To this
+day, be it said in parentheses, whenever we mention that night on
+Haystack we lift our eyes in ecstasy, and no one of us has ever
+confessed any sense of lack. But honestly, honestly at the last (dear
+stalwart relief of honesty!), that experiment was a failure--so
+beautiful that the spirit should have been lifted out of the body, and
+would have been, had it stood alone, had it not already exhausted itself
+in plans and expectations. Beneath us, a far-spreading sea of misty,
+rolling hills, all vague and blended in the light of the soaring moon;
+above us, such a sweep of sky as only mountain-tops command; around us,
+silence, silence. Yet the unstrenuous orchard at home, with its tranquil
+acceptance of such degree of sunset light as was granted to it, and of
+the moon's presence when she rose above the apple trees, would have
+conveyed the night's message a thousand times more clearly.
+
+It is seldom worth while to describe any failure of the spirit very
+minutely, and tragedy is not the tone this paper would assume; but one
+slight episode of the dawn following that fatal night must be related.
+We were gathered on the eastern edge of our mountain top, a tousled,
+gray, disheveled lot, heavy-eyed and weary. Does the reader understand
+the significance of the term 'to prevent the dawn'? He does if he has
+stood and waited for the sun to rise--or the moon or any of the
+constellations, for that matter. All heavenly bodies retard their
+progress through the influence of being waited for. 'Surely now!' a
+dozen times we warned one another there, with our faces toward the
+quickening east; yet no glittering, lambent rim slid up to greet our
+eyes.
+
+At last a decent comely cloud came to the rescue of the sun, halting and
+embarrassed, and settled snugly all about the mountain of the
+day-spring. Into this the sun was born, so obscurely that it rode high
+above the mountain's edge, shorn and dull, a rubber ball, before we
+discovered it. 'Why--why--' some one began, stammering; and then there
+was a dramatic pause. Brave and determined though we were in our pursuit
+of ecstasy, we could not burst forth into song like Memnon statues at
+the sight of that belated orange, 'Lo, the Lord Sun!' Not at all. It was
+the merest varlet. In this dilemma of our hearts, a funny little wailing
+cry came from the cliff's edge: 'I want my money back! I want my money
+back!' It was a perfect commentary on the whole situation, as fine and
+humorous and true an utterance as could be asked on the foiled occasion.
+We laughed at it, and all the air was straightway clearer for us. Then
+down the mountain-side we trooped, and went home to bed.
+
+Of course I am not unaware of the impatience of some readers, if they
+have taken pains to scan so far this earnest exposition. The outdoor
+movement is not one primarily of sentiment, but of health and happiness;
+and the story just related is aside from the point. That may be true. I
+certainly stand in respect of the great claims of the physical side of
+the subject, and would not deal with them. By all means, let all people
+be as well as possible. But it is still the other side, the side of
+sentiment and rapture, which is most pleadingly often brought home to
+me.
+
+It is pitiful how helpless we are against the invasions of a new
+enthusiasm like this--we sober, conservative folk. I still sleep in my
+bed, in my room, but the satisfaction I used to take in the innocent
+practice is broken of late by haunting fears that I may not be able to
+keep it up. My friends will not let me alone.
+
+'Of all things! why don't you sleep out here, on this little upper
+piazza? Precisely the place! I can't understand how you can ignore such
+an opportunity.'
+
+'Well, you see,'--my answer was glib at first,--'the piazza overhangs
+the road, and the milk-wagons go by very early. I don't want to get up
+at four o'clock every morning.'
+
+'They couldn't see much of you, I should think,'--with a thoughtful
+measuring glance,--'not more than your toes and the tip of your nose.'
+
+'Oh, thank you, that's quite enough!'
+
+'Well, you might saw off the legs of a cot, to bring it below the
+railing. Or just a mattress spread on the floor would do very well.'
+
+Just a mattress spread on the floor! That closes the argument. I have no
+spirit left to prefer any other objections to these dauntless souls,
+such as the rain (the piazza has no roof). But what would a cold bath be
+if not distinctly so much to the good in view of the toilet operations
+of the following morning? There is no course left me but that final
+one,--which should in honesty have come first,--of damning myself by the
+hopeless assertion, 'I don't want to sleep out of doors.' This locks the
+argument, and the barrier stands complete, shutting me off in a world by
+myself, interrupting the genial flow of sympathetic friendship. But I
+love my friends. Therefore it follows that I tremble for my further
+repose in my bed. I fear I shall yet utter midnight sighs on that piazza
+floor.
+
+Indoors, dear indoors! I would I might plead its cause a little here.
+Does no one ever pause to reflect that there was never any outdoors at
+all until indoors was created? The two had a simultaneous birth, but it
+was an appurtenance of the latter that marked the distinction and gave
+the names. A little humiliating that might have seemed to any creatures
+less generous than woods and mountains--to have been here really from
+the beginning, ages and ages in glorious life, and then to take their
+first generic name, find their first classification, all of them in a
+lump together (what a lump!) as the other side of a fragile barrier to a
+mushroom construction. One wonders that those who exalt the outdoors as
+everything nowadays, do not find some better title for it than its
+dooryard term. But those who love the indoors too, though they may smile
+at the calm presumption of its dubbing the universe, accept the
+conclusion without any question. Man is after all the creature of
+creatures, and his life is of first importance. We do not hear that the
+woodchuck speaks of _out-hole_, or the bird of _out-tree_.
+
+Such life of man is an inner thing, intensely inner; its essence lies in
+its inwardness. It can hardly know itself 'all abroad'; it must needs
+have devised for itself a shelter as soon as it came to
+self-consciousness, a refuge, not only from storm and cold but from the
+distracting variety of the extensive world. Indoors is really an august
+symbol, a very grave and reverend thing, if we apprehend it rightly. It
+stands for the separate life of man, apart from (though still a part of,
+too) the rest of the universe. Take any one room inhabited daily by a
+person of strong individuality,--how alive it is! How brisk and alert in
+the very attitudes of the chairs and the pictures on the walls! Or, more
+happily, how serene and reposeful! Or how matter-of-fact! Morbid and
+passionate, flippant, austere, boisterous, decorous,--anything,
+everything a room may be which a human creature may be; and that range,
+as most of us know, is almost unlimited.
+
+It is hard to understand how any person can fail to respond to the warm
+appeal of his own abode. Say one has been abroad all day (another term
+that assumes the house as a starting-point), climbing the mountains,
+exploring the woods, ravishing eyes and heart with the beauty of the
+excellent world. Night comes at last, and weariness droops upon the
+flesh. Enough! Even the spirit's cry finds a pause. Enough, enough! The
+wide world suddenly spreads so vast that it overwhelms and frightens;
+there is something pitiless in the reach of the unbounded sky. Then, as
+fast as they can, the lagging feet make for a point on the hillside
+where the eyes can command the valley, and swiftly, eagerly flies the
+glance to one dear accustomed goal. A white house nestled among the
+trees,--that is all, yet it thrills the heart with a potent summons
+which mountain-peaks and sunsets do not know. Home! Ah, hurry, then!
+
+Down the hill, across the pasture, in at the white gate, and up the two
+marble steps. The front door stands open unconcernedly. The house makes
+no stir at receiving its inmate back,--its inmate whose life it has held
+and brooded during his absence, waiting to reinvest him with it when he
+wants it again,--but there is a quiet sense of welcome, a content of
+returning, which is among the sweetest and most establishing of human
+experiences. The clock ticks steadily in the hall, its hands approaching
+the genial hour of supper-time. Within the open library door, the books
+dream on the shelves. Little sounds of a tranquil preparation come from
+the dining-room; the tea-kettle sings, the black kitten purrs. Blessed
+indoors! It draws a veil gently over the tired head, bewildered with
+much marveling, lays a cool hand over the eyes, says, 'Now rest, rest.'
+Indoors is like the Guardian Angel in Browning's poem.
+
+After supper, one sits by the lamp and reads peacefully. Aunt Susan
+reads, too, on the other side of the big table, and Cousin Jane sews.
+The books and the pictures look on benignly, and even the furniture is
+instinct with a mute eloquence of companionship. The song of the night
+insects throbs without, and millers hurl themselves with soft thuds
+against the windows; an owl mutters to himself in the maple tree. But
+not for anything would one go out, not for anything would one leave this
+glowing, brooding, protecting indoors which one has regained. After a
+while, one goes upstairs and lays one's self in the safe white bed in
+one's own room. The windows are open to the night, but solid walls are
+all round about; and, before the sleepily closing eyes, gleam one's own
+peculiar cherished belongings in the creeping moonlight. Into the very
+heart of one's life one has returned at the close of the day, and there
+one goes to sleep. 'In returning and rest shall ye be saved; in
+quietness and in confidence shall be your strength.'
+
+And we will not? Is the discouraged clause, promptly succeeding to that
+most beautiful verse of Isaiah, true, then, of us? Are we going to
+despoil ourselves of all the poetry, the intimate meaning of our indoor
+life?
+
+'A place in which to dress and undress--that is all I want of a house,'
+an energetic young woman said.
+
+A bath-house would suit her perfectly. Perhaps that is what we are
+coming to--rows of bath-houses, with sleeping-bags stored up in them
+against the night. Alas for the pictures! Alas for the music! Alas for
+the books!
+
+The books! There is a happy suggestion. I believe the books will save
+us. There is certainty nothing that objects with greater decision and
+emphasis to sleeping out of doors than a book--yes, even a volume of
+Walt Whitman. Books are obstinate in their way; they know their own
+minds, and there are some things which they will not do. The effect of
+leaving one in the orchard inadvertently over night has a final
+melancholy about it which most book-lovers understand poignantly. Could
+books be printed on india rubber and bound in water-proof cloth?
+Perhaps; but the method does not sound attractive enough to be feasible
+even in these practical days. No, I believe the books will save us. They
+are a great army and they have power; a steady conservative hold is
+theirs on their restless owners. Other threatening situations, they have
+saved and are constantly saving.
+
+'I sometimes think I'd give up housekeeping, and not have a home any
+more,' one woman said, 'if it weren't for my books. But I can't part
+with them, nor yet can I get them all into one room; so here I stay.'
+
+'Buy books?' exclaimed a New York man. 'No; it hurts them too much to
+move them.'
+
+Which innocent implication has caused me many a thoughtful smile.
+
+Essentially human,--with the humanity of the ages, not of a few
+decades,--books understand what man really wants, and what he must have,
+better than he does himself. In the serene and gracious indoors, they
+took up their places long ago, and there they remain, and there they
+will always make shift to abide. Perhaps, if we sit down close at their
+feet, we, too, may abide.
+
+
+
+
+The Contented Heart
+
+By Lucy Elliot Keeler
+
+
+_Coeur Content, grand Talent_, runs the motto of one of my friends;
+which early led me to dub her, Contented Heart. Is it not human nature,
+such easy assumption of an interesting aspiration as a fact to be
+posted? As logical as to expect Mr. Short to check his stature at five
+feet two; as humanly contrary as for the Blacks to name their girls
+Lily, Blanche, and Pearl. They usually do. I remember a Bermudian
+rector, leaning down to inquire the name of the black baby to be
+christened, suddenly quickened into audibility by the mother's reply:
+'Keren-Happuck, sir, yes, sir, one of the Miss Jobs, sir.' Now Job's
+daughters were fairest among the daughters of men.
+
+Contented Heart has obsessed my mind of late. I like to take the other
+side: everybody does. Does like to and does; and because the air to-day
+is redolent of unrest and discontent, I put in the assertion that,
+nevertheless, the great majority of my acquaintances possess that great
+talent,--translate it knack, or translate it acquirement,--a contented
+heart. I seldom talk intimately with anybody but I hear something like
+this:--
+
+'I have been visiting at the X's. What a superb place! but I do not envy
+them. Think of the care and expense and the servant question. Simple as
+my cot is, I honestly prefer it.' Or, 'What a fortune the H's appear to
+have. It would be comfortable to get what one wants and go where one
+wishes; not to worry at tax-paying time and new-suit time. Still I doubt
+if they get half the enjoyment from their acquisitions that we do who
+have to save and plan for ours.' Or, 'You do not use eye-glasses? How
+fortunate! they are such a nuisance. But hush--such a boon. I should be
+helpless without them. I am not sure but it is even a good thing to be
+born with them on, so to speak. My contemporaries who are beginning to
+use them are most unhappy, while glasses are just a part of my face.'
+Or, 'It is a great affliction to be deaf in even one ear. The person on
+that one side of you thinks you prefer the conversation of the person on
+the other side. Yet, as my brother said when he saw me struggling to
+make out a dull speaker's words, "Why abuse your natural advantage?"
+
+How do people with two good ears sleep? They cannot bury them both in
+the pillow. Suppose our ears were so sensitive that we noticed every
+footstep on the street! Being deaf is merely to enjoy some of the
+advantages that the society to prevent unnecessary noises seeks to
+confer on a normal public. We admire a beautiful face and then add, 'But
+how she must hate to grow old; a tragedy of the mirror that we homely
+souls are spared.' All my life I envied persons with straight noses till
+I began to observe that with age the straight nose droops into a beak,
+whereas the youthful tip-tilt and concavity kind straightens its end to
+a fair classicism. Thus others than the Vicar of Wakefield draw upon
+content for the deficiencies of fortune.
+
+Of course content is dilemma enough to have its two horns: the double
+peaks of taking life too easily, and of taking it too hard. In his
+statue of Christ, Thorvaldsen expressed his conviction that he had
+reached his culminating point,--since he had never been so satisfied
+with any work before,--and was 'alarmed that I _am_ satisfied.' That
+'the people ask nothing better' is the slogan of the grafter. No reform
+comes without its preceding period of discontent; dissatisfaction is the
+price to be paid for better things; a revolutionary attitude must be
+maintained. Stevenson knew a Welsh blacksmith who at twenty-five could
+neither read nor write, at which time he heard a chapter of _Robinson
+Crusoe_ read aloud in a farm kitchen. Up to that moment he had sat
+content, huddled in his ignorance; but he left the kitchen another man.
+There were day-dreams, it appeared, divine day-dreams, written and
+printed and bound, and to be bought for money and enjoyed at pleasure.
+Down he sat that day, painfully learned to read Welsh, and returned to
+borrow the book. It had been lost, nor could he find another copy, only
+one in English. Down he sat once more, learned English, and at length
+with entire delight read _Robinson_.
+
+As there is a noble way of being discontented, so there is an ignoble
+content. The Contented Heart is not a phrase to soothe us, but a power
+to work results. It must constantly emerge upon a higher plane, or it
+will fall. Few of us would be willing to retain just the personal habits
+that we have now. Sir Gilbert Elliot drove his sister out of her
+literary inertia when he bet gloves to ribbons that she could not write
+a modern ballad on the _Flowers of the Forest_. The result is one of the
+most popular songs of Scotland. There is also a sham content whose
+practitioners often get their 'cumuppances' as effectively as did Thomas
+Raikes. The Duchess of York led him about her garden, where was a
+menagerie crowded with eagles and some favorite macaws. A herd of
+kangaroos and ostriches appeared and a troop of monkeys. Next morning a
+kangaroo and a macaw strolled into Raikes's bedroom. He was too much of
+a courtier to tell his terror. At breakfast he said, 'If I like one
+creature more than another it is a kangaroo, while there is nothing so
+good for a bedroom sentinel as a strong-legged macaw.' The good Duchess
+smiled pleasantly and put Raikes down in her will for two macaws.
+
+A certain kind of content enlivens us with the bliss of others'
+ignorance. Tacitus was one of the first historians in our modern sense,
+yet he described a motionless frozen sea in the north from which a hiss
+is heard as the sun plunges down into it at night; and Pliny noted that
+the reflection of mirrors is due to the percussion of the air thrown
+back upon the eyes. Kipling laughed slyly at the traveler in India who
+spent his time gazing at the names of the railway stations in Baedeker.
+When the train rushed through a station he would draw a line through the
+name and say, 'I've done that.' Satisfaction with our learning is
+confined to no age or nation. Two Frenchmen in a restaurant showing off
+their English opined, 'It deed rain to-morrow.' 'Yes, it was.'
+Satisfaction with virtue was rebuked by Francis de Sales when he told
+the nuns, who asked to go barefoot, to keep their shoes and change their
+brains. Satisfaction with our importance recalls Harlequin, who when
+asked what he was doing on his paper throne replied that he was
+reigning. Satisfaction with our future is the satisfaction of the eighth
+square of the chessboard where we shall all be queens together, and it's
+all feasting and fun.
+
+I would not, as advocate of the Contented Heart, go so far as Walt
+Whitman when he said that whoever was without his volume of poems should
+be assassinated; but his remark suggests that extreme measures are
+frequently curative. Stanislaus of Poland did not hesitate to recall to
+his daughter the bad days they had undergone. 'See, Marie, how
+Providence cares for good people: you had not even a chemise in 1725,
+and now you are Queen of France.' To take up Dante and read about devils
+boiled in pitch must by comparison cheer morbid humans. The spectacle of
+tragedy in the lives of kings and favorites of the gods such as the
+Greek stage presented was believed to be wholesome because beholders
+thereby faced a scale of misfortune so much exceeding anything in their
+own lives that their mishaps appeared of slight importance in
+comparison. I know that after seeing _OEdipus Rex_ given by the three
+Salvinis and others in the old amphitheatre in Fiesole, I went off
+murmuring, 'What does it matter if my trunk is lost!' a state of mind to
+which no slighter argument had sufficed to bring me. Surely life is too
+interesting to spend it all knocking off its pretty scallops by aimless
+exaggeration of small troubles, or hanging out our large ones to flap
+the passer-by. Besides which, we get no more sympathy from the passer-by
+than did Giant Despair who sometimes, in sunshiny weather, fell into
+fits.
+
+Captivating as a 'born,' a fortuitous, untrained content may be, trained
+content is of a finer type. One is quantity content, the other quality
+content. Not to smash things up and make them over just as we want them,
+which we should like to do but cannot; not to waste our time fighting
+against conditions, but to take up those conditions, that environment,
+and out of them forge the _oes triplex_ of a contented heart--that, I
+take it, is to be an adept in the fine art of living, and I for one am
+votary.
+
+That the most restless heart can train itself to find content in simple,
+commonplace things, like work, nature, health, books, meditation, and
+friends,--illustrations are bewilderingly abundant. Burne-Jones said he
+would like to stay right in his own house for numberless years, the hope
+of getting on with his painting was happiness enough. Macaulay would
+'rather be a poor man in a garret with plenty of books than a king who
+did not love reading'; and King James said that if he were not a king he
+would be a university man, and if it were so that he must be a prisoner
+he would desire no other durance than to be chained in the Bodleian
+Library with so many noble authors. Carlyle's chief luxury was 'to think
+and smoke tobacco, with a new clay pipe every day, put on the doorstep
+at night for any poor brother-smoker or souvenir-hunter to carry away.'
+
+All Diogenes wanted was that Alexander and his men should stand from
+between him and the sun. Goethe found content in Nature and earnest
+activity; and the happy Turk told Candide that he had twenty acres of
+land which he cultivated with his children, work which put them far from
+great evils: ennui, vice, and need,--'Il faut cultiver notre jardin.'
+Diocletian, one of the cleverest of the Roman emperors, reigned
+twenty-two years and then retired to private life in Dalmatia, building,
+planting, and gardening. Solicited by Maximian to resume the imperial
+purple, he replied that if he could show Maximian the cabbages which he
+had planted with his own hands he would no longer be urged to relinquish
+his enjoyment of happiness for the pursuit of power. Fanny Kemble lived
+all summer in the Alps, the guides describing her exquisitely as the
+lady who goes singing over the mountains. Pedaretus, being left out of
+the election of the three hundred, went home merry, saying that it did
+him good to find there were three hundred better than himself in the
+city. St. Augustine on his thirty-third birthday gave his friends a
+moderate feast followed by a three days' discussion of the Happy Life.
+Bunyan wrote _The Pilgrim's Progress_ not to please his neighbors, but
+his own self to satisfy; in prison, too.
+
+Catherine of Siena, whatever her sufferings, was always jocund, 'ever
+laughing in the Lord.' The blind Madame du Deffand rejoiced that her
+affliction was not rheumatism; Spurgeon's receipt for contentment was
+never to chew pills, but to swallow the disagreeable and have done with
+it; Darwin's comfort was that he had never consciously done anything to
+gain applause; and Jefferson never ceased affirming his belief in the
+satisfying power of common daylight, common pleasures, and all the
+common relations of life. Essipoff, when commiserated on the smallness
+of her hands, insisted that longer ones would be cumbersome. Robert
+Schauffler's specific for a blue Monday is to whistle all the Brahms
+tunes he can remember. Dr. Cuyler, when very ill, replied to a
+relative's suggestion of the glorious company waiting him above, 'I've
+got all eternity to visit with those old fellows; I am in no hurry to
+go'; and old Aunt Mandy, when asked why she was so constantly cheerful,
+replied, 'Lor', chile, I jes' wear this world like a loose garment.'
+
+Acts, all these, the flinging out of hand or tongue against adverse
+fortune. The brain can do it, too. One of the most remarkable statements
+I ever heard is Mary Antin's that she never had a dull hour in her life.
+Now, outside things, doings, could not so have thrilled her days. Her
+spirit kept dullness distant. On the rafters of Montaigne's tower-room
+was written in Greek, 'It is not so much things that torment man as the
+opinion that he has of things.' Our opinions then make the contented or
+the discontented heart. Coleridge affirmed the shaping power of
+imagination to be so vitally human that the joy of life consists in it.
+Haydon's chief pleasure was 'feeding on his own thoughts.' 'Make for
+yourselves nests of pleasant thoughts,' Ruskin urged. 'Whether God gave
+the Venetians St. Mark's bones does not matter,' he says elsewhere, 'but
+he gave them real joy and peace in their imagined treasure, more than we
+have in our real ones.' Lord Rosebery urges people to garden in winter
+in the imagination. Stevenson writes of the ease and pleasure of travels
+in the calendar and a voyage in the atlas; and Keats thought that a man
+might pass a very pleasant life by reading certain pages of poetry and
+wandering with them and musing and dreaming upon them.
+
+It is the mood that makes the contented heart, just as the eye makes the
+horizon, and we ourselves make the light that we see things by. Clothes
+warm us only by keeping our own heat in. 'Everyone is well or ill at
+ease,' says Epictetus, 'according as he finds himself; not he whom the
+world believes but himself believes to be so is content.' To be
+concrete, take riches. 'Greedy fools,' sings the modern poet,
+
+ 'Measure themselves by poor men never;
+ Their standard being still richer men
+ Makes them poor ever.'
+
+The rich man is merely one who has something to spare; and the really
+poor one he who has nothing over. If you can give anything you are rich.
+Try it. An old man tells me how Mark Hopkins used to examine the boys in
+the Westminster Catechism: 'What is the chief end of man?' 'To glorify
+God and enjoy him forever.' 'Well,' he burst forth, 'why don't you do it
+then?' It is not conceit, but hygiene of the soul, to 'enjoy one's
+self,' taking the conventional phrase literally. The trick of happiness,
+says Walt Whitman, is to tone down your wants and tastes low enough;
+and Stevenson puts in his say that the true measure of success is
+appreciation: 'I stand more in need of a deeper sense of contentment
+with life than of knowledge of the Bulgarian tongue.' What would the
+possession of a thousand a year avail, asks Thackeray, to one who was
+allowed to enjoy it only with the condition of wearing a shoe with a
+couple of nails in it?
+
+Take knowledge, not to be confounded with wisdom,--'I have none,' sang
+Keats's thrush, 'and yet the evening listens.' It did not hurt Horace
+
+ if others be
+ More rich or better read than me,
+ Each has his place.
+
+Montaigne would rather be more content and less knowing; and there is
+Lessing's great confession of faith: that if God in his right hand held
+all truth, and in his left the striving for truth, 'if he should say to
+me, "Choose," I would say, "Father, give me this striving, pure truth is
+for thee alone."'
+
+Take work. Do you complain of it? Try doing more, of a productive sort.
+An engine-builder received complaint that his engine burned too much
+coal. 'How many cars on the train?' was the telegraphed query, with the
+reply, 'Four.' 'Try twelve,' went the prescription, and the train drew
+twelve with economy of fuel. 'Your brain tired?' William James echoed a
+student. 'Never mind, work straight on and your brain will get its
+second wind.' I myself do not know of any anodyne surer and quicker
+than that found in the garden. When all the world is askew, dibbling in
+seedlings in straight rows is a wonderful solace. Why do so many women
+treat domesticity as drudgery? Its infinite variety, so unlike the
+monotonous tasks of men, often wearies the mind, but like Chesterton I
+do not see how it can narrow it. And socialism, with its cry of
+armchairs for workingmen! Armchairs, as Creighton nobly says, will bring
+no lasting happiness; but to quicken a human being, even one's self,
+into a sense of the meaning of his life and destiny, that is a real
+happiness.
+
+Take sorrow. Is it not infinitely better to have loved and lost than
+never to have loved at all? Are there not many good moments in life
+which outweigh its greatest sorrows?
+
+Take overpressure. Luther advised Melanchthon to stop managing the
+universe and let the Almighty do it; and Dr. Trumbull preached 'the duty
+of refusing to do good.'
+
+Take the grief caused by others. One of the bravest women I know used in
+times of anxiety to gather her little children about her and say gayly,
+'Now I will make some graham gems, and open some marmalade, and we will
+take a little comfort.' Solomon or Aristotle could have done no more.
+
+Take, for a smile's sake, the weather. It may be bad, but as we cannot
+change it, the thing is our attitude toward it; and as dark enshrouds
+us, 'The sun is set,' said Mr. Inglesant, cheerfully; 'but it will rise
+again. Let us go home.'
+
+In such ways as these the right-minded person will meet his discontents
+face to face, and one by one eliminate them. He will also take stock of
+his assets. St. Teresa said that by thinking of heaven for a quarter of
+an hour every day one might hope to deserve it. Why do we not
+deliberately devote some minutes each day to saying to ourselves, 'I am
+tolerably well; I have food and shelter; everybody so far as I know
+respects me, and a few persons love me truly. I have books and a garden,
+the stars and the sea. I enjoy this and that, and before long the other.
+The thing so long dreaded has never come to pass. I will embark at any
+rate for the land of the Contented Heart.' Would not such a conscious
+recapitulation be an actual force building up this thing of which we
+talk?
+
+Can content be conveyed? Can it be passed from one who has it to one who
+has it not--as one lamp lights another nor grows less? I wonder what
+would be the effect of a group of young women, lately conning over in
+college class--
+
+ With what I most enjoy contented least--
+
+if they should resolve to stop all that, and, undeterred by others'
+estimate of values, be trustees of their own content, not suffering it
+to be contingent upon the manners and conduct of others? I believe that
+it would act like the magnet, which not only attracts the needle but
+infuses it with the power of drawing others. Great-heart so inspired the
+travelers that Christiana seized her viol and Mercy her lute, and, as
+they made sweet music, Ready-to-Halt took Despondency's daughter, Mrs.
+Much-Afraid, by the hand and together they went dancing down the road.
+
+Which is apropos of my contention that the Contented Heart is not so
+rare!
+
+
+THE END
+
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+The Pleasantest of Companions,<br />
+Most Constant of Friends,<br />
+Who Seeks not Flattery but Counsel,<br />
+Provoked on Occasion only<br />
+And never Vexing beyond Endurance,<br />
+Wise with Ancient Wisdom,<br />
+And Fresh from the Fountain of Youth&mdash;<br />
+THE<br />
+ATLANTIC CONTRIBUTOR</p>
+
+<p>
+<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="Preface" id="Preface"></a>Preface</h2>
+
+<p class="nind">T<small>HIS</small> volume, composed of essays which on their appearance in the
+<i>Atlantic</i> have met with especial favor and which from their character
+seem to deserve a longer life than the paper covers of a magazine
+permit, is published out of deference to a multitude of requests. Many
+readers have asked that this essay or that be preserved in permanent
+form, while many teachers both in college and high school have written
+us that the usefulness of the <i>Atlantic</i> in the classroom would be
+enhanced by the appearance of an edition which, selecting from the
+selection already made from month to month, should constitute a kind of
+<i>Atlantic Anthology</i>, preserving the magazine's flavor and character and
+offering, as it were, a sample of what it aims to be.</p>
+
+<p>To give to this collection that variety which is the spice of a
+magazine's life, the editor has selected a single contribution from each
+of sixteen characteristic <i>Atlantic</i> authors, making his choice from
+material not greatly affected by the interests of the moment. In two or
+three instances appears an essay which has already been published in
+some collection of an author's work, and the <i>Atlantic</i> wishes to
+acknowledge with thanks permission from Houghton Mifflin Company to
+print once again Professor Sharp's delightful "Turtle Eggs for Agassiz,"
+which has been included in his volume "The Face of the Fields," and Mr.
+Nicholson's agreeable delineation of the "Provincial American"; while it
+gratefully adds its acknowledgment to Henry Holt and Company for the
+reappearance of Mr. Strunsky's "The Street," already published in his
+inimitable little volume, "Belshazzar Court."</p>
+
+<p>Our chief thanks, now and always, are due to the <i>Atlantic's</i>
+contributors, to whom we owe all we have or hope for. Were not our
+design limited, we should gladly enrich this collection with much
+material from our file, which is quite as worthy to represent the
+magazine, but which, for one reason or another, we judge less suitable
+for the purposes of the present volume.</p>
+
+<p class="r">T<small>HE</small> E<small>DITOR.</small></p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" summary="CONTENTS">
+<tr><th colspan="3" align="center"><a name="Contents" id="Contents"></a><big>Contents</big></th></tr>
+<tr><td colspan="3">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#Fiddlers_Errant">Fiddlers Errant</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Robert Haven Schauffler</i> </td><td align="right"><a href="#page_001">1</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#Turtle_Eggs_for_Agassiz">Turtle Eggs for Agassiz</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Dallas Lore Sharp</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_023">23</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#A_Father_to_his_Freshman_Son">A Father to his Freshman Son</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Edward Sanford Martin</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_045">45</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#Intensive_Living">Intensive Living</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Cornelia A. P. Comer</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_059">59</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#Reminiscence_with_Postscript">Reminiscence with Postscript</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Owen Wister</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_087">87</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#The_Other_Side">The Other Side</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Margaret Sherwood</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_110">110</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#On_Authors">On Authors</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Margaret Preston Montague</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_124">124</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#The_Provincial_American">The Provincial American</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Meredith Nicholson</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_130">130</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#Our_Lady_Poverty">Our Lady Poverty</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Agnes Repplier</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_153">153</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#Entertaining_the_Candidate">Entertaining the Candidate</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Katharine Baker</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_173">173</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#The_Street">The Street</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Simeon Strunsky</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_181">181</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#Fashions_in_Men">Fashions in Men</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Katharine Fullerton Gerould</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_201">201</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#A_Confession_in_Prose">A Confession in Prose</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Walter Prichard Eaton</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_225">225</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#In_the_Chair">In the Chair</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Ralph Bergengren</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_243">243</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#The_Passing_of_Indoors">The Passing of Indoors</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Zephine Humphrey</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_252">252</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#The_Contented_Heart">The Contented Heart</a></span></td><td align="right"><i>Lucy Elliot Keeler</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_265">265</a></td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p><a name="page_001" id="page_001"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_001.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_001_sml.jpg" width="550" height="126" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="Fiddlers_Errant" id="Fiddlers_Errant"></a>Fiddlers Errant<br /><br />
+<small>By Robert Haven Schauffler</small></h2>
+
+<h3>I</h3>
+
+<p class="nind">M<small>USICAL</small> adventures largely depend on your instrument. Go traveling with
+a bassoon or clarionet packed in your trunk, and romance will pass you
+by. But far otherwise will events shape themselves if you set forth with
+a fiddle.</p>
+
+<p>The moment I turned my back upon the humdrum flute and embraced the
+'cello, that instrument of romance, things began happening thick and
+fast in a hitherto uneventful life. I found that to sally forth with
+your 'cello couchant under your arm, like a lance of the days of
+chivalry, was to invite adventure. You tempted Providence to make things
+interesting for you, up to the moment when you returned home and stood
+your fat, melodious friend in the corner on his one leg&mdash;like the stork,
+that other purveyor of joyful surprises.</p>
+
+<p>One reason why the 'cellist is particularly liable to meet with musical
+adventures is because the nature<a name="page_002" id="page_002"></a> of his talent is so plainly visible.
+The parcel under his arm labels him FIDDLER in larger scare-caps than
+Mr. Hearst ever invented for headlines. It is seen of all men. There is
+no concealment possible. For it would, indeed, be less practicable to
+hide your 'cello under a bushel than to hide a bushel under your 'cello.</p>
+
+<p>The non-reducible obesity of this instrument is apt to bring you
+adventures of all sorts: wrathful sometimes, when urchins recognize it
+as a heaven-sent target for snowballs; or when adults audibly quote Dean
+Swift's asinine remark, 'He was a fiddler and therefore a rogue.'
+Absurd, sometimes, as when the ticket-chopper in the subway bars your
+path under the misapprehension that you are carrying a double-bass; and
+when the small boys at the exit offer you a <i>Saturday Evening Post</i> in
+return for 'a tune on that there banjo.' But more often the episodes are
+pleasant, as when your bulky trademark enables some kindred spirit to
+recognize you as his predestined companion on impromptu adventures in
+music.</p>
+
+<p>I was at first almost painfully aware of my 'cello's conspicuousness
+because I had abandoned for it an instrument so retiring by nature that
+you might carry it till death in your side pocket, yet never have it
+contribute an unusual episode to your career. But from the moment when I
+discovered the exaggerated old fiddle in the attic, slumbering in its
+black coffin, and wondered what it was all about, and brought it<a name="page_003" id="page_003"></a>
+resurrection and life,&mdash;events began. I have never known exactly what
+was the magic inherent in the dull, guttural, discouraged protests of
+the strings which I experimentally plucked that day. But their
+songs-without-words-or-music seemed to me pregnant with promises of
+beauty and romance far beyond the ken of the forthright flute. So then
+and there I decided to embark upon the delicate and dangerous enterprise
+of learning another instrument.</p>
+
+<p>It was indeed delicate and dangerous because it had to be prosecuted as
+secretly as sketching hostile fortifications. Father must not suspect. I
+feared that if he heard the demonic groans of a G string in pain, or the
+ghoulish whimperings of a manhandled A, he would mount to the attic,
+throw back his head, look down upon me through those lower crescents of
+his spectacles which always made him look a trifle unsympathetic, and
+pronounce that baleful formula: 'My son, come into my study!' For I knew
+he labored under the delusion that I already 'blew in' too much time on
+the flute, away from the companionship of All Gaul, <i>enteuthen
+exelaunei</i>, and Q.E.D. As for any additional instrument, I feared that
+he would reduce it to a pulp at sight, and me too.</p>
+
+<p>My first secret step was to secure a long strip of paper to be pasted on
+the finger-board under the strings. It was all pockmarked with black
+dots and letters, so that if the music told you to play the note G,<a name="page_004" id="page_004"></a> all
+you had to do was to contort your neck properly and remove your left
+hand from the path of vision, then gaze cross-eyed and upside down at
+the finger-board until you discovered the particular dot labeled G. The
+next move was to clap your fingertip upon that dot and straighten out
+your neck and eyes and apply the bow. Then out would come a triumphant
+G,&mdash;that is, provided your fingers had not already rubbed G's
+characteristically undershot lip so much as to erase away the letter's
+individuality. In that case, to be sure, all your striving for G might
+result only in C after all.</p>
+
+<p>It was fascinating work, though. And every afternoon as the hour of
+four, and father's 'constitutional,' approached, I would 'get set' like
+a sprinter on my mark in the upper hall. The moment the front door
+closed definitely behind my parent I would dash for the attic and
+commence my cervical and ocular contortions. It was dangerous, too. For
+it was so hard to stop betimes that one evening father made my blood run
+cold by inquiring, 'What were you moaning about upstairs before dinner?'
+I fear that I attributed these sounds to travail in Latin scholarship,
+and an alleged sympathy for the struggles of the dying Gaul.</p>
+
+<p>The paper finger-board was so efficacious that in a week I felt ready to
+taste the first fruits of toil. So I insinuated a pair of musical
+friends into the house<a name="page_005" id="page_005"></a> one afternoon, to try an easy trio. They were a
+brother and sister who played violin and piano. Things went so
+brilliantly that we resolved on a public performance within a few days,
+at the South High School. Alas, if I had only taken the supposed
+rapidity of my progress with a grain of attic salt! But my only
+solicitude was over the problem how to smuggle the too conspicuous
+instrument to school, on the morning of the concert, without the
+knowledge of a vigilant father. We decided at last that any such attempt
+would be suicidal rashness. So I borrowed another boy's father's 'cello,
+and, in default of the printed strip, I penciled under the strings notes
+of the whereabouts of G, C, and so forth, making G shoot out the lip
+with extra decision.</p>
+
+<p>Our public performance was a <i>succès fou</i>,&mdash;that is, it was a <i>succès</i>
+up to a certain point, and <i>fou</i> beyond it, when one disaster followed
+another. My fingers played so hard as to rub out G's lower lip. They
+quite obliterated A, turned E into F, and B into a fair imitation of D.
+These involuntary revisions led me to introduce the very boldest modern
+harmonies into one of the most naïvely traditional strains of Cornelius
+Gurlitt. Now, in the practice of the art of music one never with
+impunity pours new harmonic wine into old bottles. The thing is simply
+not done.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps, though, we might have muddled through somehow, had not my
+violinist friend, during a rest,<a name="page_006" id="page_006"></a> poked me cruelly in the ribs with his
+bow and remarked in a coarse stage whisper, 'Look who's there!'</p>
+
+<p>I looked, and gave a gasp. It might have passed for an excellent
+rehearsal of my last gasp. In the very front row sat&mdash;father! He
+appeared sardonic and businesslike. The fatal formula seemed already to
+be trembling upon his lips. The remnants of B, C, D, and so forth
+suddenly blurred before my crossed eyes. With the most dismal report our
+old bottle of chamber music blew up, and I fled from the scene.</p>
+
+<p>'My son, come into my study.'</p>
+
+<p>In an ague I had waited half the evening for those hated words; and with
+laggard step and miserable forebodings I followed across the hall. But
+the day was destined to end in still another surprise. When father
+finally faced me in that awful sanctum, he was actually smiling in the
+jolliest manner, and I divined that the rod was going to be spared.</p>
+
+<p>'What's all this?' he inquired. 'Thought you'd surprise your old dad,
+eh? Come, tell me about it.'</p>
+
+<p>So I told him about it; and he was so sympathetic that I found courage
+for the great request.</p>
+
+<p>'Pa,' I stammered, 'sometimes I think p'raps I don't hold the bow just
+right. It scratches so. Please might I take just four lessons from a
+regular teacher so I could learn all about how to play the 'cello?'</p>
+
+<p>Father choked a little. But he looked jollier than ever as he replied,
+'Yes, my son, on condition that<a name="page_007" id="page_007"></a> you promise to lay the flute entirely
+aside until you have learned <i>all</i> about how to play the 'cello.'</p>
+
+<p>I promised.</p>
+
+<p>I have faithfully kept that promise.</p>
+
+<h3>II</h3>
+
+<p>Fiddlers errant are apt to rush in and occupy the centre of the stage
+where angels in good and regular practice fear even to tune up. One of
+the errant's pet vagaries is to volunteer his services in orchestras too
+good for him. Not long after discovering that I would need more than
+four lessons to learn quite all there was to know about the 'cello,&mdash;in
+fact, just nine months after discovering the coffin in the attic,&mdash;I
+'rushed in.' Hearing that <i>The Messiah</i> was to be given at Christmas, I
+approached the conductor and magniloquently informed him that I was a
+'cellist and that, seeing he was he, I would contribute my services
+without money and without price to the coming performance.</p>
+
+<p>With a rather dubious air my terms were accepted. That same evening at
+rehearsal I found that the entire bass section of the orchestra
+consisted of three 'cellos. These were presided over by an inaudible,
+and therefore negligible, little girl, a hoary sage who always arrived
+very late and left very early, and myself. I shall never forget my
+sensations when the sage, at a crucial point, suddenly packed up and
+left me, an<a name="page_008" id="page_008"></a> undeveloped musical Atlas, to bear the entire weight of the
+orchestra on one pair of puny shoulders. Under these conditions it was a
+memorable ordeal to read at sight 'The Trumpet Shall Sound.' The trumpet
+sounded, indeed. That was more than the 'cello did in certain passages!
+As for the dead being raised, however, that happened according to
+programme.</p>
+
+<p>After this high-tension episode, I pulled myself together, only to fall
+into a cruel and unusual pit which the treacherous Händel dug for
+'cellists by writing one single passage in that unfamiliar alto clef
+which looks so much like the usual tenor clef that before the least
+suspicion of impending disaster dawns, you are down in the pit,
+hopelessly floundering.</p>
+
+<p>I emerged from this rehearsal barely alive; but I had really enjoyed
+myself so much more than I had suffered, or made others suffer, that my
+initial impulse to rush at sight into strange orchestras now became
+stereotyped into a habit. Since then what delightful evenings I have
+spent in the old Café Martin and in the old Café Boulevarde where my
+'cellist friends in the orchestras were ever ready to resign their
+instruments into my hands for a course or two, and the leader always let
+me pick out the music!</p>
+
+<p>But one afternoon in upper Broadway I met with the sort of adventure
+that figures in the fondest dreams of fiddlers errant. I had strolled
+into the nearest hotel to use the telephone. As I passed through<a name="page_009" id="page_009"></a> the
+restaurant, my attention was caught by a vaguely familiar strain from
+the musicians' gallery. Surely this was unusual spiritual provender to
+offer a crowd of typical New York diners! More and more absorbed in
+trying to recognize the music, I sank into an armchair in the lobby, the
+telephone quite forgotten. The instruments were working themselves up to
+some magnificent climax, and working me up at the same time. It began to
+sound more and more like the greatest of all music,&mdash;the musician's very
+holiest of holies. Surely I must be dreaming! My fingers crooked
+themselves for a pinch. But just then the unseen instruments swung back
+into the opening theme of the Brahms piano quartette in A major.
+Merciful heavens! A Brahms quartette in Broadway? Pan in Wall Street?
+Silence. With three jumps I was up in the little gallery, wringing the
+hands of those performers and calling down blessings upon their
+quixotism as musical missionaries. 'Missionaries?' echoed the leader in
+amusement. 'Ah, no. We could never hope to convert those down there.' He
+waved a scornful hand at the consumers of lobster below. 'Now and then
+we play Brahms just in order that we may save our own souls.' The
+'cellist rose, saluted, and extended his bow in my direction, like some
+proud commander surrendering his sword. 'Will it please you,' he
+inquired, 'to play the next movement?' It pleased me.<a name="page_010" id="page_010"></a></p>
+
+<h3>III</h3>
+
+<p>Fiddlers errant find that traveling with a 'cello is almost as good&mdash;and
+almost as bad&mdash;as traveling with a child. It helps you, for example, in
+cultivating friendly relations with fellow passengers. Suppose there is
+a broken wheel, or the engineer is waiting for Number 26 to pass, or you
+are stalled for three days in a blizzard,&mdash;what more jolly than to
+undress your 'cello and play each of those present the tune he would
+most like to hear, and lead the congregational singing of 'Dixie,'
+'Tipperary,' 'Drink to me only,' and 'Home, Sweet Home'? A fiddle may
+even make tenable one of those railway junctions which Stevenson cursed
+as the nadir of intrinsic uninterestingness, and which Mr. Clayton
+Hamilton praised with such <i>brio</i>.</p>
+
+<p>But this is only the bright side. In some ways traveling with a 'cello
+is as uncomfortable as traveling, not only with a baby, but with a
+donkey. Unless indeed you have an instrument with a convenient hinged
+door in the back so that you may pack it full of pyjamas, collars,
+brushes, MSS, and so forth, thus dispensing with a bag; or unless you
+can calk up its <i>f</i> holes and use the instrument as a canoe on occasion,
+a 'cello is about as inconvenient a traveling companion as the corpse in
+R.L.S.'s tale, which would insist on getting into the wrong box.</p>
+
+<p>Some idea of the awkwardness of taking the 'cello<a name="page_011" id="page_011"></a> along in a sleeping
+car may be gathered from its nicknames. It is called the 'bull-fiddle.'
+It is called the 'dog-house.' But, unlike either bulls or kennels, it
+cannot safely be forwarded by freight or express. The formula for
+Pullman travel with a 'cello is as follows: First ascertain whether the
+conductor will let you aboard with the instrument. If not, try the next
+train. When successful, fee the porter heavily at sight, thus softening
+his heart so that he will assign the only spare upper birth to your
+baby. And warn him in impressive tones that the instrument is priceless,
+and on no account to touch it. You need not fear thieves. Sooner than
+steal a 'cello, the light-fingered would button his coat over a baby
+white elephant and let it tusk his vitals.</p>
+
+<p>I have cause to remember my first and only holiday trip with the
+Princeton Glee, Mandolin, and Banjo Clubs. My function being to play
+solos and to assist the Mandolin Club, I demanded for the 'cello an
+upper berth in the special car. But I was overwhelmed with howls of
+derision and assurances that I was a very fresh soph indeed. The first
+night, my instrument reposed in some mysterious recess under a leaky
+cooler, where all too much water flowed under its bridge before the
+dawn. The second night it was compressed into a strait and narrow closet
+with brushes and brooms, whence it emerged with a hollow chest, a stoop,
+a consumptive quality of voice, and the malady<a name="page_012" id="page_012"></a> known as <i>compressio
+pontis</i>. Thereafter it occupied the same upper with me. Twice I overlaid
+it, with well-nigh fatal consequences.</p>
+
+<p>Short-distance travel with a 'cello is not much more agreeable. In
+trolleys you have to hold it more delicately than any babe, and be ready
+to give a straight-arm to any one who lurches in your direction, and to
+raise it from the floor every time you jolt over cross-tracks or run
+over pedestrians, for fear of jarring the delicate adjustment of the
+sound-post. As for a holiday crush down town, the best way to negotiate
+it with a 'cello is to fix the sharp end-pin in place, and then, holding
+the instrument at charge like a bayonet, impale those who seem most
+likely to break its ribs.</p>
+
+<p>After my full share of such experiences, I learned that if you are a
+fiddler errant it is better to leave your instrument at home and live on
+the country, as it were, trusting to the fact that you can beg, borrow,
+or rent some kind of fiddle and of chamber music almost anywhere, if you
+know how to go about it.</p>
+
+<h3>IV</h3>
+
+<p>Only don't try it in Sicily!</p>
+
+<p>For several months I had buried the fiddler in the errant pure and
+simple, when, one sunset, across a gorge in Monte Venere, my first
+strain of Sicilian music floated, to reawaken in me all the primeval
+instincts of the musical adventurer. The melody came from the<a name="page_013" id="page_013"></a> reed pipe
+of a goat-herd as he drove his flock down into Taormina. Such a pipe was
+perhaps to Theocritus what the fiddles of Stradivarius are to us. It was
+pleasant to imagine that this goat-herd's music might possibly be the
+same that used to inspire the tenderest of Sicilian poets twenty-three
+hundred years ago.</p>
+
+<p>Piercingly sweet, indescribably pathetic, the melody recalled the Largo
+in Dvo&#345;ák's New World Symphony. Yet, there on the mountain-side, with
+Ætna rosy on the right, and the purple Mediterranean shimmering far
+below, the voice of the reed sounded more divine than any English horn
+or Boehm flute I had ever heard singing in the depths of a modern
+orchestra. And I began to doubt whether music was so completely a
+product of the last three centuries as it purported to be.</p>
+
+<p>But that evening, when the goat-herd, ensnared by American gold, turned
+himself into a modern chamber musician in our hotel room, I regained
+poise. Removed from its properly romantic setting, like seaweed from the
+sea, the pastoral stop of Theocritus became unmistakably a penny
+whistle, with an intonation of the whistle's conventional purity. Our
+captured Comatas seemed to realize that the environment was against him
+and that things were going 'contrairy'; for he refused to venture on any
+of the soft Lydian airs of Monte Venere, and confined himself<a name="page_014" id="page_014"></a> strictly
+to tarantellas, native dances, which he played with a magnificent
+feeling for rhythm (if not for in-tuneness) while, with a pencil, I
+caught&mdash;or muffed&mdash;them on the fly. One was to this effect:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_014.png">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_014_sml.png" width="550" height="619" alt="musical notation" title="musical notation" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>While this was going on, a chance hotel acquaintance dropped into the
+room and revealed himself as a<a name="page_015" id="page_015"></a> professor by explaining that the
+tarantella was named for its birthplace, the old Greek city of Taranto
+over yonder in the heel of the Italian boot; that dancing it was once
+considered the only cure for the maddening bite of the spider known as
+the Lycosa Tarantula; and that some of the melodies our goat-herd was
+playing might possibly be ancient Greek tunes, handed down traditionally
+in Taranto, and later dispersed over Calabria and Sicily.</p>
+
+<p>This all sounded rather academic. But his next words sent the little
+professor soaring in our estimation. He disclosed himself as a fiddler
+errant by wistfully remarking that all this made him long for two
+things: his violin, and a chance to play trios. Right heartily did we
+introduce ourselves as pianist and 'cellist errant at his service. And
+he and I decided to visit Catania next day to scout for fiddles and
+music. We thought we would look for the music first.</p>
+
+<p>Next day, accordingly, we invaded the largest music store in Catania.
+Did they have trios for violin, violoncello, and piano? 'Certainly!' We
+were shown a derangement of La Somnambula for violin and piano, and
+another for 'cello and piano. If we omitted one of the piano parts, we
+were assured, a very beautiful trio would result, as surely as one from
+four makes three.</p>
+
+<p>Finding us hard to please, the storekeeper referred us to the conductor
+of the Opera, who offered to rent<a name="page_016" id="page_016"></a> us all the standard works of chamber
+music. The 'trios' he offered us turned out to be elementary pieces
+labeled 'For Piano and Violin or 'Cello.' But nothing we could say was
+able to persuade our conductor that 'or' did not mean 'and.' To this day
+I feel sure that he is ready to defend his interpretation of this word
+against all comers.</p>
+
+<p>We turned three more music stores upside down and had already abandoned
+the hunt in despair when we discovered a fourth in a narrow side street.
+There were only five minutes in which to catch the train; but in thirty
+seconds we had unearthed a genuine piece of chamber music. Hallelujah!
+it was the finale of the first Beethoven trio!</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly the oil of joy curdled to mourning. The thing was an
+arrangement for piano solo! We left hurriedly when the proprietor began
+assuring us that the original effect would be secured if the piano was
+doubled in the treble by the violin and in the bass by the 'cello.</p>
+
+<p>This piano solo was the nearest approach to chamber music that a
+thorough search and research revealed in the island of Trinacria. But
+afterwards, recollecting the misadventure in tranquility, we concluded
+that it was as absurd to look for chamber music in Sicily as to look for
+'Die Wacht am Rhein' among the idylls of Theocritus.<a name="page_017" id="page_017"></a></p>
+
+<h3>V</h3>
+
+<p>S<small>CENE:</small> a city composed of one department store and three houses, on the
+forbidding shores of Newfoundland.</p>
+
+<p>T<small>IME:</small> one of those times when a fellow needs a friend,&mdash;when he's in a
+stern, strange land on pleasure bent&mdash;and has to have a check cashed. I
+don't know why it is that one always runs out of ready money in
+Newfoundland. Perhaps because salmon flies are such fleeting creatures
+of a day that you must send many postal orders to St. Johns for more.
+Perhaps because the customs officials at Port au Basques make you
+deposit so much duty on your fishing tackle. At any rate, there I was
+penniless, with the burly storekeeper scowling in a savage manner at my
+check and not knowing at all whether to take a chance on it. Finally he
+thought he wouldn't, but conceded that I might spend a night under his
+roof, as there was really nowhere else to go.</p>
+
+<p>At this pass something made me think of music. Perhaps it was the parlor
+piano which, when new, back in the stone age, had probably been in tune.
+I inquired whether there were any other instruments. The wreckage of a
+violin was produced. With two pieces of string and a table fork I set up
+the prostrate sound-post. I glued together the bridge and put it in
+position. The technique of the angler proved helpful<a name="page_018" id="page_018"></a> in splicing
+together some strange-looking strings. The A was eked out with a piece
+of salmon leader, while an old mandolin yielded a wire E.</p>
+
+<p>When all was at last ready, a fresh difficulty occurred to me. The
+violin was an instrument which I had never learned to play! But
+necessity is the mother of pretension. I thought of that check. And
+placing the small fiddle carefully between my knees, I pretended that it
+was a 'cello.</p>
+
+<p>So the daughter of the house seated herself at the relic of the stone
+age, and we had a concert. Newfoundland appeared not to be over-finicky
+in the matter of pitch and tone-quality. And how it did enjoy music! As
+the audience was of Scotch-English-Irish descent, we rendered equal
+parts of 'Comin' Through the Rye,' 'God Save the King,' and 'Kathleen
+Mavourneen.' Then the proprietor requested the Sextette from <i>Lucia</i>.
+While it was forthcoming he toyed furtively with his bandana. When it
+ceased he encored it with all his might. Then he slipped out storewards
+and presently returned with the fattest, blackest, most
+formidable-looking cigar I ever saw, which he gravely proffered me.</p>
+
+<p>'We like' he remarked in his quaint idiom, 'to hear music at scattered
+times.' He was trying to affect indifference. But his gruff voice shook,
+and I knew then that music hath charms to cash the savage check.<a name="page_019" id="page_019"></a></p>
+
+<h3>VI</h3>
+
+<p>This essay has rambled on an unconscionable while. The shades of
+editorial night are already descending; and still I have not yet
+described one of those unexpected and perfect orgies of chamber
+music,&mdash;one of those little earthly paradises full of</p>
+
+<p class="c">Soul-satisfying strains&mdash;alas! too few,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="nind">which true fiddlers errant hope to find in each new place they visit,
+but which usually keep well in advance of them, like the foot of the
+rainbow.</p>
+
+<p>One such adventure came to me not long ago in a California city, while I
+was gathering material for a book of travel. On my first evening there I
+was taken to dine with a well-known writer in his beautiful home, which
+he had built with his own two hands in the Spanish mission style during
+fourteen years of joyous labor. This gentleman had no idea that I was to
+be thrust upon him. But his hospitality went so far as to insist, before
+the evening was over, that I must stay a week. He would not take no for
+an answer. And for my part I had no desire to say no, because he was a
+delightful person, his home with its leaf-filled patio was most
+alluring, and I had discovered promising possibilities for fiddlers
+errant in the splendid music-room and the collection of phonograph
+records of Indian music which mine host had himself made in Arizona and
+New Mexico. Then too<a name="page_020" id="page_020"></a> there were rumors of skillful musical vagabonds in
+the vicinity.</p>
+
+<p>Such an environment fairly cried aloud for impromptu fiddling. So, armed
+with a note to the best violinist in that part of California, I set
+forth next morning on the trail of the ideal orgy. At the address given
+I was told that my man had moved and his address was not known. That was
+a setback, indeed! But determined fiddlers errant usually land on their
+feet. On the way back I chanced to hear some masterly strains of
+Bach-on-the-violin issuing from a brown bungalow. And ringing at a
+venture I was confronted by the very man I sought.</p>
+
+<p>Blocking the doorway, he read the note, looking as bored as
+professionals usually do when asked to play with amateurs. But just as
+he began to tell me how busy he was and how impossible, and so forth, he
+happened to glance again at the envelope, and a very slight gleam came
+into his eye.</p>
+
+<p>'You're not by any chance the fellow who wrote that thing about fiddlers
+in the <i>Atlantic</i>, are you?' he inquired. At my nod he very flatteringly
+unblocked the doorway and dragged me inside, pumping my hand up and down
+in a painful manner, shouting for his wife, and making various kind
+representations, all at the same time. And his talk gradually simmered
+down into an argument that of course the only thing to do was to fiddle
+together that very night.<a name="page_021" id="page_021"></a></p>
+
+<p>I asked who had the best 'cello in town. He told me the man's name, but
+looked dubious. 'The trouble is, he loves that big Amati as if it were
+twins. I doubt if he could bring himself to lend it to any one. Anyway,
+let's try.'</p>
+
+<p>He scribbled a card to his 'cellist friend and promised, if I were
+successful, to bring along a good pianist and play trios in the evening.
+So I set forth on the trail of the Amati. Its owner had just finished
+his noonday stint in a hotel orchestra and looked somewhat tired and
+cross. He glanced at the card and then assumed a most conservative
+expression and tried to fob off on me a cheap 'cello belonging to one of
+his pupils, which sounded very much as a three-cent cigar tastes. At
+this point I gave him the secret thumb-position grip and whispered into
+his ear one of those magic pass words of the craft which in a trice
+convinced him that I was in a position to dandle a 'cello with as tender
+solicitude as any man alive. On my promising, moreover, to taxicab it
+both ways with the sacred burden, he passed the Amati over, and the orgy
+of fiddlers errant was assured.</p>
+
+<p>And that night how those beautiful Spanish walls did resound to
+Beethoven and Dvo&#345;ák and Brahms, most originally interspersed with the
+voice of the Mexican servant's guitar, with strange, lovely songs of the
+aboriginal West and South,&mdash;and with the bottled sunshine of Californian
+hill-slopes; while El<a name="page_022" id="page_022"></a> Alcalde Maiore, the lone gnarled tree-giant that
+filled the patio, looked in through the open windows and contributed, by
+way of accompaniment, leafy arpeggios <i>sotto voce</i>. And sometimes,
+during rests, I remembered to be thankful that I had once snapped my
+fingers at the howling wolf, and at fat pot-boilers, while I scribbled
+for the <i>Atlantic</i> that little essay on fiddlers which had gained me
+this priceless evening.<a name="page_023" id="page_023"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_023.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_023_sml.jpg" width="550" height="117" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="Turtle_Eggs_for_Agassiz" id="Turtle_Eggs_for_Agassiz"></a>Turtle Eggs for Agassiz<br /><br />
+<small>By Dallas Lore Sharp</small></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span>T is one of the wonders of the world that so few books are written.
+With every human being a possible book, and with many a human being
+capable of becoming more books than the world could contain, is it not
+amazing that the books of men are so few? and so stupid!</p>
+
+<p>I took down, recently, from the shelves of a great public library, the
+four volumes of Agassiz's <i>Contributions to the Natural History of the
+United States</i>. I doubt if anybody but the charwoman, with her duster,
+had touched those volumes for twenty-five years. They are an excessively
+learned, a monumental, an epoch-making work, the fruit of vast and
+heroic labors, with colored plates on stone, showing the turtles of the
+United States, and their embryology. The work was published more than
+half a century ago (by subscription); but it looked old beyond its
+years&mdash;massive, heavy, weathered, as if dug from the rocks. It was
+difficult to feel that Agassiz could have written it&mdash;could have built
+it, grown it, for the laminated pile<a name="page_024" id="page_024"></a> had required for its growth, the
+patience and painstaking care of a process of nature, as if it were a
+kind of printed coral reef. Agassiz do this? The big, human, magnetic
+man at work upon these pages of capital letters, Roman figures,
+brackets, and parentheses in explanation of the pages of diagrams and
+plates! I turned away with a sigh from the weary learning, to read the
+preface.</p>
+
+<p>When a great man writes a great book he usually flings a preface after
+it, and thereby saves it, sometimes, from oblivion. Whether so or not,
+the best things in most books are their prefaces. It was not, however,
+the quality of the preface to these great volumes that interested me,
+but rather the wicked waste of durable book-material that went to its
+making. Reading down through the catalogue of human names and of thanks
+for help received, I came to a sentence beginning:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>'In New England I have myself collected largely; but I have also
+received valuable contributions from the late Rev. Zadoc Thompson of
+Burlington; ... from Mr. D. Henry Thoreau of Concord; ... and from Mr.
+J. W. P. Jenks of Middleboro'.' And then it hastens on with the thanks
+in order to get to the turtles, as if turtles were the one and only
+thing of real importance in all the world.</p>
+
+<p>Turtles no doubt are important, extremely important, embryologically, as
+part of our genealogical tree;<a name="page_025" id="page_025"></a> but they are away down among the roots
+of the tree as compared with the late Rev. Zadoc Thompson of Burlington.
+I happen to know nothing about the Rev. Zadoc, but to me he looks very
+interesting. Indeed any reverend gentleman of his name and day who would
+catch turtles for Agassiz must have been interesting. And as for Henry
+Thoreau, we know he was interesting. The rarest wood-turtle in the
+United States was not so rare a specimen as this gentleman of Walden
+Woods and Concord. We are glad even for this line in the preface about
+him; glad to know that he tried, in this untranscendental way, to serve
+his day and generation. If Agassiz had only put a chapter in his turtle
+book about it! But this is the material he wasted, this and more of the
+same human sort, for the Mr. Jenks of Middleboro' (at the end of the
+quotation) was, years later, an old college professor of mine, who told
+me some of the particulars of his turtle contributions, particulars
+which Agassiz should have found a place for in his big book. The preface
+says merely that this gentleman sent turtles to Cambridge by the
+thousands&mdash;brief and scanty recognition. For that is not the only thing
+this gentleman did. On one occasion he sent, not turtles, but turtle
+<i>eggs</i> to Cambridge&mdash;<i>brought</i> them, I should say; and all there is to
+show for it, so far as I could discover, is a sectional drawing of a bit
+of the mesoblastic layer of one of the eggs!</p>
+
+<p>Of course, Agassiz wanted to make that mesoblastic<a name="page_026" id="page_026"></a> drawing, or some
+other equally important drawing, and had to have the fresh turtle egg to
+draw it from. He had to have it, and he got it. A great man, when he
+wants a certain turtle egg, at a certain time, always gets it, for he
+gets someone else to get it. I am glad he got it. But what makes me sad
+and impatient is that he did not think it worth while to tell about the
+getting of it, and so made merely a learned turtle book of what might
+have been an exceedingly interesting human book.</p>
+
+<p>It would seem, naturally, that there could be nothing unusual or
+interesting about the getting of turtle eggs when you want them. Nothing
+at all, if you should chance to want the eggs as you chance to find
+them. So with anything else,&mdash;good copper stock, for instance, if you
+should chance to want it, and should chance to be along when they chance
+to be giving it away. But if you want copper stock, say of C &amp; H
+quality, <i>when</i> you want it, and are bound to have it, then you must
+command more than a college professor's salary. And likewise, precisely,
+when it is turtle eggs that you are bound to have.</p>
+
+<p>Agassiz wanted those turtle eggs when he wanted them&mdash;not a minute over
+three hours from the minute they were laid. Yet even that does not seem
+exacting, hardly more difficult than the getting of hen eggs only three
+hours old. Just so, provided the professor could have had his private
+turtle-coop in Harvard Yard; and<a name="page_027" id="page_027"></a> provided he could have made his
+turtles lay. But turtles will not respond, like hens, to meat-scraps and
+the warm mash. The professor's problem was not to get from a mud
+turtle's nest in the back yard to the table in the laboratory; but to
+get from the laboratory in Cambridge to some pond when the turtles were
+laying, and back to the laboratory within the limited time. And this, in
+the days of Darius Green, might have called for nice and discriminating
+work&mdash;as it did.</p>
+
+<p>Agassiz had been engaged for a long time upon his <i>Contributions</i>. He
+had brought the great work nearly to a finish. It was, indeed, finished
+but for one small yet very important bit of observation: he had carried
+the turtle egg through every stage of its development with the single
+exception of one&mdash;the very earliest&mdash;that stage of first cleavages, when
+the cell begins to segment, immediately upon its being laid. That
+beginning stage had brought the <i>Contributions</i> to a halt. To get eggs
+that were fresh enough to show the incubation at this period had been
+impossible.</p>
+
+<p>There were several ways that Agassiz might have proceeded: he might have
+got a leave of absence for the spring term, taken his laboratory to some
+pond inhabited by turtles, and there camped until he should catch the
+reptile digging out her nest. But there were difficulties in all of
+that&mdash;as those who are college professors and naturalists know. As this
+was quite out<a name="page_028" id="page_028"></a> of the question, he did the easiest thing&mdash;asked Mr.
+Jenks of Middleboro' to get him the eggs. Mr. Jenks got them. Agassiz
+knew all about his getting of them; and I say the strange and irritating
+thing is, that Agassiz did not think it worth while to tell us about it,
+at least in the preface to his monumental work.</p>
+
+<p>It was many years later that Mr. Jenks, then a gray-haired college
+professor, told me how he got those eggs to Agassiz.</p>
+
+<p>'I was principal of an academy, during my younger years,' he began, 'and
+was busy one day with my classes, when a large man suddenly filled the
+door-way of the room, smiled to the four corners of the room, and called
+out with a big, quick voice that he was Professor Agassiz.</p>
+
+<p>'Of course he was. I knew it, even before he had had time to shout it to
+me across the room.</p>
+
+<p>'Would I get him some turtle eggs? he called. Yes, I would. And would I
+get them to Cambridge within three hours from the time they were laid?
+Yes, I would. And I did. And it was worth the doing. But I did it only
+once.</p>
+
+<p>'When I promised Agassiz those eggs I knew where I was going to get
+them. I had got turtle eggs there before&mdash;at a particular patch of sandy
+shore along a pond, a few miles distant from the academy.</p>
+
+<p>'Three hours was the limit. From the railroad station to Boston was
+thirty-five miles; from the pond to<a name="page_029" id="page_029"></a> the station was perhaps three or
+four miles; from Boston to Cambridge we called about three miles. Forty
+miles in round numbers! We figured it all out before he returned, and
+got the trip down to two hours,&mdash;record time:&mdash;driving from the pond to
+the station; from the station by express train to Boston; from Boston by
+cab to Cambridge. This left an easy hour for accidents and delays.</p>
+
+<p>'Cab and car and carriage we reckoned into our time-table; but what we
+didn't figure on was the turtle.' And he paused abruptly.</p>
+
+<p>'Young man,' he went on, his shaggy brows and spectacles hardly hiding
+the twinkle in the eyes that were bent severely upon me, 'young man,
+when <i>you</i> go after turtle eggs, take into account the turtle. No! no!
+that's bad advice. Youth never reckons on the turtle&mdash;and youth seldom
+ought to. Only old age does that; and old age would never have got those
+turtle eggs to Agassiz.</p>
+
+<p>'It was in the early spring that Agassiz came to the academy, long
+before there was any likelihood of the turtles laying. But I was eager
+for the quest, and so fearful of failure, that I started out to watch at
+the pond, fully two weeks ahead of the time that the turtles might be
+expected to lay. I remember the date clearly: it was May 14.</p>
+
+<p>'A little before dawn&mdash;along near three o'clock&mdash;I would drive over to
+the pond, hitch my horse near<a name="page_030" id="page_030"></a> by, settle myself quietly among some
+thick cedars close to the sandy shore, and there I would wait, my kettle
+of sand ready, my eye covering the whole sleeping pond. Here among the
+cedars I would eat my breakfast, and then get back in good season to
+open the academy for the morning session.</p>
+
+<p>'And so the watch began.</p>
+
+<p>'I soon came to know individually the dozen or more turtles that kept to
+my side of the pond. Shortly after the cold mist would lift and melt
+away, they would stick up their heads through the quiet water; and as
+the sun slanted down over the ragged rim of tree-tops, the slow things
+would float into the warm, lighted spots, or crawl out and doze
+comfortably on the hummocks and snags.</p>
+
+<p>'What fragrant mornings those were! How fresh and new and unbreathed!
+The pond odors, the woods odors, the odors of the ploughed fields&mdash;of
+water-lily, and wild grape, and the dew-laid soil! I can taste them yet,
+and hear them yet&mdash;the still, large sounds of the waking day&mdash;the
+pickerel breaking the quiet with his swirl; the kingfisher dropping
+anchor; the stir of feet and wings among the trees. And then the thought
+of the great book being held up for me! Those were rare mornings!</p>
+
+<p>'But there began to be a good many of them, for the turtles showed no
+desire to lay. They sprawled in the sun, and never one came out upon the
+sand as if<a name="page_031" id="page_031"></a> she intended to help on the great professor's book. The
+embryology of her eggs was of small concern to her; her contribution to
+the Natural History of the United States could wait.</p>
+
+<p>'And it did wait. I began my watch on the 14th of May; June first found
+me still among the cedars, still waiting, as I had waited every morning,
+Sundays and rainy days alike. June first was a perfect morning, but
+every turtle slid out upon her log, as if egg-laying might be a matter
+strictly of next year.</p>
+
+<p>'I began to grow uneasy,&mdash;not impatient yet, for a naturalist learns his
+lesson of patience early, and for all his years; but I began to fear
+lest, by some subtile sense, my presence might somehow be known to the
+creatures; that they might have gone to some other place to lay, while I
+was away at the school-room.</p>
+
+<p>'I watched on to the end of the first week, on to the end of the second
+week in June, seeing the mists rise and vanish every morning, and along
+with them vanish, more and more, the poetry of my early morning vigil.
+Poetry and rheumatism cannot long dwell together in the same clump of
+cedars, and I had begun to feel the rheumatism. A month of morning mists
+wrapping me around had at last soaked through to my bones. But Agassiz
+was waiting, and the world was waiting, for those turtle eggs; and I
+would wait. It was all I could do, for there is no use bringing a<a name="page_032" id="page_032"></a> china
+nest-egg to a turtle; she is not open to any such delicate suggestion.</p>
+
+<p>'Then came a mid-June Sunday morning, with dawn breaking a little after
+three: a warm, wide-awake dawn, with the level mist lifted from the
+level surface of the pond a full hour higher than I had seen it any
+morning before.</p>
+
+<p>'This was the day: I knew it. I have heard persons say that they can
+hear the grass grow; that they know by some extra sense when danger is
+nigh. That we have these extra senses I fully believe, and I believe
+they can be sharpened by cultivation. For a month I had been watching,
+brooding over this pond, and now I knew. I felt a stirring of the pulse
+of things that the cold-hearted turtles could no more escape than could
+the clods and I.</p>
+
+<p>'Leaving my horse unhitched, as if he, too, understood, I slipped
+eagerly into my covert for a look at the pond. As I did so, a large
+pickerel ploughed a furrow out through the spatter-docks, and in his
+wake rose the head of an enormous turtle. Swinging slowly around, the
+creature headed straight for the shore, and without a pause, scrambled
+out on the sand.</p>
+
+<p>'She was about the size of a big scoop-shovel; but that was not what
+excited me, so much as her manner, and the gait at which she moved; for
+there was method in it and fixed purpose. On she came, shuffling over
+the sand toward the higher open fields, with a hurried,<a name="page_033" id="page_033"></a> determined
+see-saw that was taking her somewhere in particular, and that was bound
+to get her there on time.</p>
+
+<p>'I held my breath. Had she been a dinosaurian making Mesozoic
+footprints, I could not have been more fearful. For footprints in the
+Mesozoic mud, or in the sands of time, were as nothing to me when
+compared with fresh turtle eggs in the sands of this pond.</p>
+
+<p>'But over the strip of sand, without a stop, she paddled, and up a
+narrow cow-path into the high grass along a fence. Then up the narrow
+cow-path, on all fours, just like another turtle, I paddled, and into
+the high, wet grass along the fence.</p>
+
+<p>'I kept well within sound of her, for she moved recklessly, leaving a
+trail of flattened grass a foot and a half wide. I wanted to stand
+up,&mdash;and I don't believe I could have turned her back with a rail,&mdash;but
+I was afraid if she saw me that she might return indefinitely to the
+pond; so on I went, flat to the ground, squeezing through the lower
+rails of the fence, as if the field beyond were a melon-patch. It was
+nothing of the kind, only a wild, uncomfortable pasture, full of
+dewberry vines, and very discouraging. They were excessively wet vines
+and briery. I pulled my coat-sleeves as far over my fists as I could get
+them, and with the tin pail of sand swinging from between my teeth to
+avoid noise, I stumped fiercely, but silently, on after the turtle.<a name="page_034" id="page_034"></a></p>
+
+<p>'She was laying her course, I thought, straight down the length of this
+dreadful pasture, when, not far from the fence, she suddenly hove to,
+warped herself short about, and came back, barely clearing me, at a clip
+that was thrilling. I warped about, too, and in her wake bore down
+across the corner of the pasture, across the powdery public road, and on
+to a fence along a field of young corn.</p>
+
+<p>'I was somewhat wet by this time, but not so wet as I had been before,
+wallowing through the deep, dry dust of the road. Hurrying up behind a
+large tree by the fence, I peered down the corn-rows and saw the turtle
+stop, and begin to paw about in the loose, soft soil. She was going to
+lay!</p>
+
+<p>'I held on to the tree and watched, as she tried this place, and that
+place, and the other place&mdash;the eternally feminine!&mdash;But <i>the</i> place,
+evidently, was hard to find. What could a female turtle do with a whole
+field of possible nests to choose from? Then at last she found it, and
+whirling about, she backed quickly at it, and, tail first, began to bury
+herself before my staring eyes.</p>
+
+<p>'Those were not the supreme moments of my life; perhaps those moments
+came later that day; but those certainly were among the slowest, most
+dreadfully mixed of moments that I ever experienced. They were hours
+long. There she was, her shell just showing, like some old hulk in the
+sand alongshore. And<a name="page_035" id="page_035"></a> how long would she stay there? and how should I
+know if she had laid an egg?</p>
+
+<p>'I could still wait. And so I waited, when, over the freshly awakened
+fields, floated four mellow strokes from the distant town clock.</p>
+
+<p>'Four o'clock! Why, there was no train until seven! No train for three
+hours! The eggs would spoil! Then with a rush it came over me that this
+was Sunday morning, and there was no regular seven o'clock train,&mdash;none
+till after nine.</p>
+
+<p>'I think I should have fainted had not the turtle just then begun
+crawling off. I was weak and dizzy; but there, there in the sand, were
+the eggs! and Agassiz! and the great book! And I cleared the fence, and
+the forty miles that lay between me and Cambridge, at a single jump. He
+should have them, trains or no. Those eggs should go to Agassiz by seven
+o'clock, if I had to gallop every mile of the way. Forty miles! Any
+horse could cover it in three hours, if he had to; and upsetting the
+astonished turtle, I scooped out her round, white eggs.</p>
+
+<p>'On a bed of sand in the bottom of the pail I laid them, with what care
+my trembling fingers allowed; filled in between them with more sand; so
+with another layer to the rim; and covering all smoothly with more sand,
+I ran back for my horse.</p>
+
+<p>'That horse knew, as well as I, that the turtles had laid, and that he
+was to get those eggs to Agassiz. He<a name="page_036" id="page_036"></a> turned out of that field into the
+road on two wheels, a thing he had not done for twenty years, doubling
+me up before the dashboard, the pail of eggs miraculously lodged between
+my knees.</p>
+
+<p>'I let him out. If only he could keep this pace all the way to
+Cambridge! or even half way there; and I would have time to finish the
+trip on foot. I shouted him on, holding to the dasher with one hand, the
+pail of eggs with the other, not daring to get off my knees, though the
+bang on them, as we pounded down the wood road, was terrific. But
+nothing must happen to the eggs; they must not be jarred, or even turned
+over in the sand before they came to Agassiz.</p>
+
+<p>'In order to get out on the pike it was necessary to drive back away
+from Boston toward the town. We had nearly covered the distance, and
+were rounding a turn from the woods into the open fields, when, ahead of
+me, at the station it seemed, I heard the quick sharp whistle of a
+locomotive.</p>
+
+<p>'What did it mean? Then followed the <i>puff</i>, <i>puff</i>, <i>puff</i>, of a
+starting train. But what train? Which way going? And jumping to my feet
+for a longer view, I pulled into a side road, that paralleled the track,
+and headed hard for the station.</p>
+
+<p>'We reeled along. The station was still out of sight, but from behind
+the bushes that shut it from view, rose the smoke of a moving engine. It
+was perhaps a mile away, but we were approaching, head on, and<a name="page_037" id="page_037"></a> topping
+a little hill I swept down upon a freight train, the black smoke pouring
+from the stack, as the mighty creature pulled itself together for its
+swift run down the rails.</p>
+
+<p>'My horse was on the gallop, going with the track, and straight toward
+the coming train. The sight of it almost maddened me&mdash;the bare thought
+of it, on the road to Boston! On I went; on it came, a half&mdash;a quarter
+of a mile between us, when suddenly my road shot out along an unfenced
+field with only a level stretch of sod between me and the engine.</p>
+
+<p>'With a pull that lifted the horse from his feet, I swung him into the
+field and sent him straight as an arrow for the track. That train should
+carry me and my eggs to Boston!</p>
+
+<p>'The engineer pulled the rope. He saw me standing up in the rig, saw my
+hat blow off, saw me wave my arms, saw the tin pail swing in my teeth,
+and he jerked out a succession of sharp halts! But it was he who should
+halt, not I; and on we went, the horse with a flounder landing the
+carriage on top of the track.</p>
+
+<p>'The train was already grinding to a stop; but before it was near a
+standstill, I had backed off the track, jumped out, and, running down
+the rails with the astonished engineers gaping at me, had swung aboard
+the cab.</p>
+
+<p>'They offered no resistance; they hadn't had time. Nor did they have the
+disposition, for I looked<a name="page_038" id="page_038"></a> strange, not to say dangerous. Hatless,
+dew-soaked, smeared with yellow mud, and holding, as if it were a baby
+or a bomb, a little tin pail of sand.</p>
+
+<p>"'<i>Crazy</i>," the fireman muttered, looking to the engineer for his cue.</p>
+
+<p>'I had been crazy, perhaps, but I was not crazy now.</p>
+
+<p>'"Throw her wide open," I commanded. "Wide open! These are fresh turtle
+eggs for Professor Agassiz of Cambridge. He must have them before
+breakfast."</p>
+
+<p>'Then they knew I was crazy, and evidently thinking it best to humor me,
+threw the throttle wide open, and away we went.</p>
+
+<p>'I kissed my hand to the horse, grazing unconcernedly in the open field,
+and gave a smile to my crew. That was all I could give them, and hold
+myself and the eggs together. But the smile was enough. And they smiled
+through their smut at me, though one of them held fast to his shovel,
+while the other kept his hand upon a big, ugly wrench. Neither of them
+spoke to me, but above the roar of the swaying engine I caught enough of
+their broken talk to understand that they were driving under a full head
+of steam, with the intention of handing me over to the Boston police, as
+perhaps the easiest way of disposing of me.</p>
+
+<p>'I was only afraid that they would try it at the next station. But that
+station whizzed past without a bit of slack, and the next, and the next;
+when it came over me that this was the through freight, which<a name="page_039" id="page_039"></a> should
+have passed in the night, and was making up lost time.</p>
+
+<p>'Only the fear of the shovel and the wrench kept me from shaking hands
+with both men at this discovery. But I beamed at them; and they at me. I
+was enjoying it. The unwonted jar beneath my feet was wrinkling my
+diaphragm with spasms of delight. And the fireman beamed at the
+engineer, with a look that said, "See the lunatic grin; he likes it!"</p>
+
+<p>'He did like it. How the iron wheels sang to me as they took the rails!
+How the rushing wind in my ears sang to me! From my stand on the
+fireman's side of the cab I could catch a glimpse of the track just
+ahead of the engine, where the ties seemed to leap into the throat of
+the mile-devouring monster. The joy of it! of seeing space swallowed by
+the mile!</p>
+
+<p>'I shifted the eggs from hand to hand and thought of my horse, of
+Agassiz, of the great book, of my great luck,&mdash;luck,&mdash;luck,&mdash;until the
+multitudinous tongues of the thundering train were all chiming "luck!
+luck! luck!" They knew! they understood! This beast of fire and tireless
+wheels was doing its very best to get the eggs to Agassiz!</p>
+
+<p>'We swung out past the Blue Hills, and yonder flashed the morning sun
+from the towering dome of the State House. I might have leaped from the
+cab and run the rest of the way on foot, had I not caught the eye of the
+engineer watching me narrowly. I was not<a name="page_040" id="page_040"></a> in Boston yet, nor in
+Cambridge either. I was an escaped lunatic, who had held up a train, and
+forced it to carry me to Boston.</p>
+
+<p>'Perhaps I had overdone the lunacy business. Suppose these two men
+should take it into their heads to turn me over to the police, whether I
+would or no? I could never explain the case in time to get the eggs to
+Agassiz. I looked at my watch. There were still a few minutes left, in
+which I might explain to these men, who, all at once, had become my
+captors. But it was too late. Nothing could avail against my actions, my
+appearance, and my little pail of sand.</p>
+
+<p>'I had not thought of my appearance before. Here I was, face and clothes
+caked with yellow mud, my hair wild and matted, my hat gone, and in my
+full-grown hands a tiny tin pail of sand, as if I had been digging all
+night with a tiny, tin shovel on the shore! And thus to appear in the
+decent streets of Boston of a Sunday morning!</p>
+
+<p>'I began to feel like a hunted criminal. The situation was serious, or
+might be, and rather desperately funny at its best. I must in some way
+have shown my new fears, for both men watched me more sharply.</p>
+
+<p>'Suddenly, as we were nearing the outer freightyard, the train slowed
+down and came to a stop. I was ready to jump, but I had no chance. They
+had nothing to do, apparently, but to guard me. I looked at my watch
+again. What time we had made! It was<a name="page_041" id="page_041"></a> only six o'clock, with a whole
+hour to get to Cambridge.</p>
+
+<p>'But I didn't like this delay. Five minutes&mdash;ten&mdash;went by.</p>
+
+<p>"'Gentlemen," I began, but was cut short by an express train coming
+past. We were moving again, on&mdash;into a siding; on&mdash;on to the main track;
+and on with a bump and a crash and a succession of crashes, running the
+length of the train; on at a turtle's pace, but on,&mdash;when the fireman,
+quickly jumping for the bell-rope, left the way to the step free,
+and&mdash;the chance had come!</p>
+
+<p>'I never touched the step, but landed in the soft sand at the side of
+the track, and made a line for the yard fence.</p>
+
+<p>'There was no hue or cry. I glanced over my shoulder to see if they were
+after me. Evidently their hands were full, and they didn't know I had
+gone.</p>
+
+<p>'But I had gone; and was ready to drop over the high board-fence, when
+it occurred to me that I might drop into a policeman's arms. Hanging my
+pail in a splint on top of a post, I peered cautiously over&mdash;a very wise
+thing to do before you jump a high board-fence. There, crossing the open
+square toward the station, was a big, burly fellow with a club&mdash;looking
+for me.</p>
+
+<p>'I flattened for a moment, when some one in the yard yelled at me. I
+preferred the policeman, and<a name="page_042" id="page_042"></a> grabbing my pail I slid over to the
+street. The policeman moved on past the corner of the station out of
+sight. The square was free, and yonder stood a cab!</p>
+
+<p>'Time was flying now. Here was the last lap. The cabman saw me coming,
+and squared away. I waved a paper dollar at him, but he only stared the
+more. A dollar can cover a good deal, but I was too much for one dollar.
+I pulled out another, thrust them both at him, and dodged into the cab,
+calling, "Cambridge!"</p>
+
+<p>'He would have taken me straight to the police station, had I not said,
+"Harvard College. Professor Agassiz's house! I've got eggs for Agassiz";
+and pushed another dollar up at him through the hole.</p>
+
+<p>'It was nearly half-past six.</p>
+
+<p>'"Let him go!" I ordered. "Here's another dollar if you make Agassiz's
+house in twenty minutes. Let him out; never mind the police!"</p>
+
+<p>'He evidently knew the police, or there were none around at that time on
+a Sunday morning. We went down the sleeping streets, as I had gone down
+the wood roads from the pond two hours before, but with the rattle and
+crash now of a fire brigade. Whirling a corner into Cambridge Street, we
+took the bridge at a gallop, the driver shouting out something in
+Hibernian to a pair of waving arms and a belt and brass buttons.</p>
+
+<p>'Across the bridge with a rattle and jolt that put the eggs in jeopardy,
+and on over the cobble-stones,<a name="page_043" id="page_043"></a> we went. Half standing, to lessen the
+jar, I held the pail in one hand and held myself in the other, not
+daring to let go even to look at my watch.</p>
+
+<p>'But I was afraid to look at the watch. I was afraid to see how near to
+seven o'clock it might be. The sweat was dropping from my nose, so close
+was I running to the limit of my time.</p>
+
+<p>'Suddenly there was a lurch, and I dove forward, ramming my head into
+the front of the cab, coming up with a rebound that landed me across the
+small of my back on the seat, and sent half of my pail of eggs
+helter-skelter over the floor.</p>
+
+<p>'We had stopped. Here was Agassiz's house; and without taking time to
+pick up the scattered eggs, I tumbled out, and pounded at the door.</p>
+
+<p>'No one was astir in the house. But I would stir them. And I did. Right
+in the midst of the racket the door opened. It was the maid.</p>
+
+<p>'"Agassiz," I gasped, "I want Professor Agassiz, quick!" And I pushed by
+her into the hall.</p>
+
+<p>'"Go 'way, sir. I'll call the police. Professor Agassiz is in bed. Go
+'way, sir!"</p>
+
+<p>'"Call him&mdash;Agassiz&mdash;instantly, or I'll call him myself."</p>
+
+<p>'But I didn't; for just then a door overhead was flung open, a great,
+white-robed figure appeared on the dim landing above, and a quick, loud
+voice called excitedly,&mdash;<a name="page_044" id="page_044"></a></p>
+
+<p>'"Let him in! Let him in. I know him. He has my turtle eggs!"</p>
+
+<p>'And the apparition, slipperless, and clad in anything but an academic
+gown, came sailing down the stairs.</p>
+
+<p>'The maid fled. The great man, his arms extended, laid hold of me with
+both hands, and dragging me and my precious pail into his study, with a
+swift, clean stroke laid open one of the eggs, as the watch in my
+trembling hands ticked its way to seven&mdash;as if nothing unusual were
+happening to the history of the world.'</p>
+
+<p>
+<br />
+</p>
+
+<p>'You were in time then?' I said.</p>
+
+<p>'To the tick. There stands my copy of the great book. I am proud of the
+humble part I had in it.'<a name="page_045" id="page_045"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_045.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_045_sml.jpg" width="550" height="119" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="A_Father_to_his_Freshman_Son" id="A_Father_to_his_Freshman_Son"></a>A Father to his Freshman Son<br /><br />
+<small>By Edward Sanford Martin</small></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">N</span>O doubt, my son, you have got out of me already what there was to help
+or mar you. You are eighteen years old and have been getting it, more or
+less and off and on, for at least seventeen of those years. I regret the
+imperfections of the source. No doubt you have recognized them. To have
+a father who is attentive to the world, indulgent to the flesh, and with
+a sort of kindness for the Devil&mdash;dear son, it is a good deal of a
+handicap! Be sure I make allowances for you because of it. <i>Ex eo
+fonte&mdash;fons</i>, masculine, as I remember; <i>fons</i> and <i>mons</i> and <i>pons</i>,
+and one other. Should the pronoun be <i>illo?</i> As you know, I never was an
+accurate scholar, and I suppose you're not&mdash;<i>Ex eo fonte</i> the stream is
+bound to run not quite clear.</p>
+
+<p>My advice to you is quite likely to be bad, partly from the imperfection
+of its source, partly because I am not you, and partly because of my
+imperfect acquaintance with the conditions you are about to meet. When I
+came to college my father gave me no advice. He gave me his love and
+some necessary money, which<a name="page_046" id="page_046"></a> did not come, I fear, as easy as the love.
+His venerable uncle who lived with us&mdash;my great uncle&mdash;gave me his
+blessing and told me, I remember, that so far as book-learning went, I
+could learn as much without going to college. Still he did not
+discourage my going. He was quite right. I could have got more
+book-learning out of college than I did get in college, and I suppose
+that you, too, might get, out, more than you will get, in. Of course,
+that's not the whole story; neither is it true of all people. For me,
+college abounded in distractions, and I suppose it will for you. And I
+was incorrigibly sociable and ready to spend time to get acquainted, and
+more, to stay acquainted, and if you have that propensity you needn't
+think it was left on the doorstep. You come by it lawfully. Getting
+acquainted is, for most of us, one of the important branches. But it's
+only one of them, and to devote one's whole time to it is a mistake, and
+one that the dean will help you avoid if necessary, which probably, if I
+know you at all, it won't be.</p>
+
+<p>It is important to know people, but it is more important to be worth
+knowing. College offers you at least two valuable details of
+opportunity: a large variety of people to know, and a large variety of
+means to make yourself better worth knowing. I hope, my son, that you
+will avail yourself of both these details.</p>
+
+<p>This is a mechanical age, and the most obtrusive of<a name="page_047" id="page_047"></a> the current
+mechanisms is the automobile. It has valves and cylinders and those
+things that give it power and speed, and rubber tires that it runs on,
+and a wheel and steering-gear and handles and treadles by which it is
+directed. Your body, especially your stomach, is the rubber tires; your
+brains are the cylinders and valves; and your will and the spiritual
+part of you are the chauffeur and his wheel.</p>
+
+<p>I beg you to be kind to your stomach, as heretofore. It needs no alcohol
+at your time of life&mdash;if ever&mdash;and the less you find occasion to feed
+into it, the more prosperous both your physical and mental conditions
+are likely to be. I am aware that life, and college life in particular,
+has its convivial intervals; but you might as well understand (and I
+have been remiss, or have wasted time, if you do not understand it
+already) that alcohol is one of the chief man-traps, abounding in
+mischiefs if you play with it too hard. Be wary, always wary, with it,
+my son, and especially with hard liquor.</p>
+
+<p>Your mind, like your body, is a thing whereof the powers are developed
+by effort. That is a principal use, as I see it, of hard work in
+studies. Unless you train your body you can't be an athlete, and unless
+you train your mind you can't be much of a scholar. The four miles an
+oarsman covers at top speed is in itself nothing to the good, but the
+physical capacity to hold out over the course is thought to be of some<a name="page_048" id="page_048"></a>
+worth. So a good part of what you learn by hard study may not be
+permanently retained, and may not seem to be of much final value, but
+your mind is a better and more powerful instrument because you have
+learned it. 'Knowledge is power,' but still more the faculty of
+acquiring and using knowledge is power. If you have a trained and
+powerful mind, you are bound to have stored it with something, but its
+value is more in what it can do, what it can grasp and use, than in what
+it contains; and if it were possible, as it is not, to come out of
+college with a trained and disciplined mind and nothing useful in it,
+you would still be ahead, and still, in a manner, educated. Think of
+your mind as a muscle to be developed; think of it as a searchlight that
+is to reveal the truth to you, and don't cheat it or neglect it.</p>
+
+<p>As to competitive scholarship, to my mind it is like competitive
+athletics,&mdash;good for those who have the powers and like the game. Tests
+are useful; they stimulate one's ambition, and so do competitions. But a
+success in competitive scholarship, like a success in competitive
+athletics, may, of course, be too dearly bought. Not by you, though, I
+surmise, my son. If you were more urgent, either as a scholar or as an
+athlete, I might think it needful to warn you not to wear your tires out
+scorching too early in life. As things are, I say to you, as I often say
+to myself: Don't dawdle; don't scramble. When you work, work;<a name="page_049" id="page_049"></a> when you
+play, play; when you rest, rest; and think all the time.</p>
+
+<p>When you get hold of an instructor who is worth attention, give him
+attention. That is one way of getting the best that a college has to
+offer. A great deal you may get from books, but some of the most
+valuable things are passed from mind to mind, and can only be had from
+some one who has them, or else from the great Source of all truth. I
+suspect that the subtle development we call 'culture' is one of those
+things, and the great spiritual valuables are apt to come that way.</p>
+
+<p>You know you are still growing, both in mind and body, and will continue
+so to be for years to come,&mdash;I hope, always. One of the valuable things
+about college is that it gives you time to grow. You won't have to earn
+any money and will have time to think and get acquainted with yourself
+and others, as well as with some of the wisdom that is spread upon the
+records. You would be so engaged, more or less, in these years, wherever
+you might be. But in college, where you are so much your own man, and
+are freed from the demands and solicitudes of your parents, the
+conditions for it are exceptionally favorable. I suppose that is one
+thing that continues the colleges in business, since I read so often
+that at present they are entirely misdirected and teach the wrong things
+in the wrong way.<a name="page_050" id="page_050"></a></p>
+
+<p>But nobody denies that they give the young a breathing spell. Breathe,
+my son; breathe freely. Remember that the aim of all these prospective
+processes is to bring out the man there is in you, and arm him more or
+less for the jousts ahead. It is not to make you over into somebody
+else: that can't be done,&mdash;not in three or four years, anyhow; but only
+to bring out, and train as much as possible of you. There's plenty in
+most of us if we can only get it out; more, very much more, than we ever
+do get out. So will you please think of college as a nursery in which
+you are to grow a while,&mdash;and mind you do grow,&mdash;and then, presently, to
+be transplanted. It is not as if college was the chief arena of human
+effort. Nevertheless, for your effort, while you are there, it is the
+chief arena, and I am far from giving you the counsel to put off trying
+until you leave.</p>
+
+<p>I hear a good deal about clubs and societies: how many there are, how
+important they are; how it is that, if a youth shall gain the whole of
+scholarship and all athletics and not 'make' a proper club, he shall
+still fall something short of success in college. Parents I meet who are
+more concerned about clubs than about either scholarship or deportment.
+They are concerned and at the same time bothered: so many strategies and
+chances the clubs involve; so bad it may be to be in this one; so bad to
+be out of that; so much choice there is between them, and so much
+choice<a name="page_051" id="page_051"></a> exercised within them, by which any mother's hopeful may be
+excluded.</p>
+
+<p>There is a democratic ideal of a great college without any clubs, where
+the lion and the lamb shall escort one another about with tails
+entwined, and every student shall be like every other student, and have
+similar habits and associates. This ideal is a good deal discussed and a
+good deal applauded in the public press. Whether it will ever come true
+I can't tell, but there has been some form or other of clubs in our
+older colleges, I suppose, for one or two centuries, and they are there
+now and will at least last out your time; so it may be you will have to
+take thought about them in due time.</p>
+
+<p>Not much, however, until they take thought of you.</p>
+
+<p>You see, clubs seem to be a sort of natural provision, just as tails
+were, maybe, before humanity outgrew them. I guess there is a propensity
+of nature toward groups, and the natural basis of grouping seems to be
+likeness in feathers and habits. The propensity works to include the
+like and, incidentally but necessarily, to exclude the unlike. Whether
+it is the Knights of the Round Table or the Knights of the Garter or the
+Phi Beta Kappa, you see these principles working. The measure of success
+in a club is its ability to make people want to join it, and that seems
+to be best demonstrated and preserved by keeping most of them out.</p>
+
+<p>Now the advantages of the clubs are considerable.<a name="page_052" id="page_052"></a> To have a place
+always open where you can hang up your hat, and where a hospitable
+welcome always awaits you, and where there is enough of a crowd and not
+too much, and where you can in your later years inspect at all times a
+family of selected undergraduates,&mdash;all that is valuable and good, and
+pleasant besides, and this continuity of interest that the clubs foster
+among their members helps to keep up in those members a lively and
+helpful interest in their college. The drawback to the clubs is their
+essential selfishness, and their disposition to take you out of a large
+family and limit you to a small one, and one that is not yours by birth,
+or entirely by choice, but is selected for you largely by other persons.</p>
+
+<p>In any club you yield a certain amount of freedom and individuality, the
+amount being determined by the degree in which the club absorbs you.
+Don't yield too much! Don't take the mould of any club! A college is
+always bigger than its clubs, and the biggest thing in a college is
+always a man. The object of being in college is to develop as a man. If
+clubs help in that development,&mdash;and I think they do help some
+men,&mdash;they are a gain; but, of course, if they dwarf you down to the
+dimensions of a club-man, they are a loss. Some men take their club
+shape, such as it is, and find a sufficient satisfaction in it. Others
+react on their clubs, take what they have to give, add to it what is to
+be had elsewhere, and turn out rather more<a name="page_053" id="page_053"></a> valuable people than if they
+had had no club experience.</p>
+
+<p>At all events, don't take this matter of the clubs too hard. For those
+youths, comparatively few, who by luck and circumstances find themselves
+eligible to them, they are an interesting form of discipline or
+indulgence, and I will not say that they are unimportant. Neither would
+I have you keep out of them because of their drawbacks. If you begin by
+keeping out of all things that have drawbacks, your progress in this
+world will involve constant hesitations. Alcohol has numerous drawbacks,
+but I don't advise you to be a teetotaller. Tobacco has drawbacks, but I
+believe you smoke it. Money has drawbacks, and so has advertisement.
+But, bless you, we have to take things as they come and deal with them
+as we can. The trick is to get the kernel and eliminate the shuck. A
+large proportion of people do the opposite. If you can manage that way
+with the clubs,&mdash;provided you ever get a chance,&mdash;you will be amused to
+observe in due time how large a proportion of your brethren value these
+organizations chiefly for their shuck, and grasp most eagerly at that.
+For the shuck, as I see it, is exclusiveness, which is not valuable
+except to persons justly doubtful of their own merits. Whereas the
+kernel is the fellowship of like minds which has always been treasured
+by the wise.</p>
+
+<p>The clubs, my son, some more than others, are recruited<a name="page_054" id="page_054"></a> considerably
+from what is known as the leisure class. To be sure, I don't see any
+very definite or important leisure class about in our land. Everybody
+who amounts to anything works, and always did and must, for you can't
+amount to anything otherwise; but the people who have money laid up
+ahead for them, are apt to work somewhat less strenuously than the rest
+of us, and not so much for money. Don't get it into your head that you
+want to tie up to the leisure class, or that the condition of not having
+to work is desirable. Have it in mind that you are to work just about as
+hard as the quality of your tires and cylinders will warrant. Plan to
+get into the game if you have to go on your hands and knees. Plan to
+earn your living somehow. Don't aim to go through life spoon-fed; don't
+aim to get a soft seat. If you do, you won't have your fair share of
+fun. There is no real fun in ease, except as you need it because you
+have worked hard.</p>
+
+<p>I say, plan to earn your living! Whether you actually earn the money you
+live on, makes no great difference, though in your case I guess you'll
+have to if you are going to live at all well. But if you get money
+without earning it, it leaves you in debt to society. Somebody has to
+earn the money you spend. In mine, factory, railroad, or office,
+somebody works for the money that supports you. No matter where the
+money comes from, that is true: somebody has to earn<a name="page_055" id="page_055"></a> it. If you get it
+without due labor of your own, you owe for it. Recognize that debt and
+qualify yourself to discharge it. Study to put back into the world
+somewhat more than you take out of it. Study to be somewhat more than
+merely worth your keep. Study to shoulder the biggest load your strength
+can carry. That is life. That is the great sport that brings the great
+compensations to the soul. Getting regular meals and nice clothes, and
+acceptable shelter and transportation, and agreeable acquaintances, is
+only a means to an end, and if you accept the means and shirk the end,
+the means will pall on you.</p>
+
+<p>I said 'agreeable acquaintances.' A very large proportion of the
+acquaintances you can make will be agreeable if you can bring enough
+knowledge and a sufficiently hospitable spirit to your relations with
+them. I don't counsel you to cultivate the arts of popularity, for they
+are apt not to wash,&mdash;apt, that is, to conflict with inside qualities
+that are vastly more valuable than they are. But keep, in so far as you
+can, an open heart. There is no one to whom you are not related if only
+you can find the relation; there is no one but you owe him a benefit if
+you can see one you can do him.</p>
+
+<p>Don't be too nice. It is such an impediment to usefulness as stuttering
+is to speech,&mdash;a sort of spiritual indigestion; a hesitation in your
+carbureter. By all means, be a gentleman, in manners and spirit, in<a name="page_056" id="page_056"></a> so
+far as you know how, but be one from the inside out.</p>
+
+<p>If you had come as far as you have in life without acquiring manners,
+you might well blush for your parents and teachers. I don't think you
+have, but I beg you hold on to all the good manners you have, and get
+more. Good manners seem to me a good deal to seek among present-day
+youth, but I suppose they have always been fairly scarce, and the more
+appreciated for their scarcity. Tobacco manners are uncommonly free and
+bad in this generation; more so, I think, than they were in mine. Since
+cigarettes came in, especially, youths seem to feel licensed to smoke
+them in all places and company. And the boys are prone to too much ease
+of attitude, and lounge and loll appallingly in company, and I see them
+in parlors with their legs crossed in such a fashion that their feet
+might almost as well be in the ladies' laps.</p>
+
+<p>Have a care for these matters of deportment. Be strict with yourself and
+your postures. Keep your legs and feet where they belong; they were not
+meant for parlor ornaments. Show respect for people! Lord bless me! the
+things I see done by males with a claim to be gentlemen: tobacco-smoke
+puffed in women's faces; men who ought to know better, smoking as they
+drive out with ladies; men who put their feet on the table and expect
+you to talk over them! Show respect for people; for all kinds of people,
+including yourself, for<a name="page_057" id="page_057"></a> self-respect is at the bottom of all good
+manners. They are the expression of discipline, of good-will, of respect
+for other people's rights and comfort and feelings. I suppose good
+manners are unselfish, but the most selfish people might well cultivate
+them, they are so remunerative. In the details of life, in the public
+vehicles, in crowds, and in all situations where the demand presses hard
+on supply, what you get by hogging is incomparably less than what you
+get by courtesy. The things you must scramble and elbow for are not
+worth having; not one of them. They are the swill of life, my son; leave
+them to swine.</p>
+
+<p>You will have to think more or less about yourself, because that belongs
+to your time of life, provided you are the sort that thinks at all. But
+don't overdo it. You won't, because you will find it, as all healthy
+people do, a subject in which over-indulgence tends rapidly to nausea.
+To have one's self always on one's mind is to lodge a kill-joy; to act
+always from calculation is a sure path to blunders.</p>
+
+<p>Most of these specific counsels I set down more for your entertainment
+than truly to guide you. You don't live by maxims any more than you
+speak by rules of grammar. You will speak by ear (improving, I hope, in
+your college environment), and you will live by whatever light there is
+in you, getting more, I hope, as you go along.</p>
+
+<p>Grow in grace, my son! If your spirit is right, the<a name="page_058" id="page_058"></a> details of life
+will take care of their own adjustment. Go to church; if not invariably,
+then variably. They don't require it any more in college, but you can't
+afford not to; for the churches reflect and recall&mdash;very imperfectly to
+be sure&mdash;the religion and the spirit of Christ; and on that the whole of
+our civilization rests. Get understanding of that. It is by far the most
+important knowledge in the whole book, the great fountain of sanity,
+tolerance, and political and social wisdom, a gateway to all kinds of
+truth, a rectifying and consoling current through all of life.<a name="page_059" id="page_059"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_059.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_059_sml.jpg" width="550" height="132" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="Intensive_Living" id="Intensive_Living"></a>Intensive Living<br /><br />
+<small>By Cornelia A. P. Comer</small></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">S</span><small>AID</small> Honoria casually,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>'When I was in town yesterday, I went to see Adelaide in her new house.'</p>
+
+<p>The others looked up alertly, Martha from her darning, Grace from her
+Irish crochet.</p>
+
+<p>'Oh, really? And how did you like the house?'</p>
+
+<p>Honoria hesitated, looking to the wide view for clarification. The three
+sat on a cottage veranda in the foothills of Southern California, one
+February day. In front of them the landscape ran, laughing, down-hill to
+the sea. Spread beneath them like a map were thirty miles of town and
+country: orange orchards brave with fruit; eucalyptus groves appealing
+to the sky; friendly roofs inclosed in deep-sheltering trees; great open
+spaces where the wind moved free; round-topped hills, green near at hand
+(for the rains had come and gone thus early), changing to a dusky blue
+out yonder where the bright Pacific flashed at the end of the long,
+delightful view. For love of this prospect Martha had lately left steep,
+sturdy hills, brown<a name="page_060" id="page_060"></a> brooks, elm-shaded streets and old friends, girding
+at herself as she did so. Honoria had lived here many years, while Grace
+was but a winter's guest in Honoria's home, whose hospitable brown
+gables, low and wide-spreading, were visible beyond the cypress hedge
+encircling Martha's cottage.</p>
+
+<p>'It is a good-looking mansion. She had a capable architect. The building
+is Tudor,&mdash;consistent, graceful, well proportioned. For two people it is
+a very large house indeed, but it is a good house, and I see perfectly
+how Adelaide means it to express the idea of dignified, comfortable
+living. The decorator was not bad of his kind, either.'</p>
+
+<p>'All this sounds like praise,' said Grace, 'yet I feel that you are
+keeping something back. What is the matter with Adelaide's house?'</p>
+
+<p>Again Honoria hesitated.</p>
+
+<p>'It seems ungracious to find fault with such a perfectly worthy
+performance, yet I came away chilled and uncomfortable, almost unhappy,
+indeed. Thinking about the matter on the way home, it became clear to me
+at last that the house is too large for Adelaide's personality. You know
+how perfectly she pervaded that old house of hers. Old-fashioned, in
+some respects inconvenient, with far less perfect fittings, it still was
+thoroughly delightful, for where the rugs failed or the draperies
+faltered, Adelaide's personality somehow stepped in and eked out all
+insufficiencies, corrected<a name="page_061" id="page_061"></a> all errors. It was hers entirely. In this
+blameless achievement of architect and decorator, there are no
+insufficiencies to be eked out, and so Adelaide's personality seems to
+slip and slide helplessly upon a kind of glacial surface which it cannot
+penetrate and make its own. I may be expressing myself very poorly, but
+I know I have hold of something real. Adelaide's new house, good-looking
+as it is, is not interesting,&mdash;that is what I mean,&mdash;and even the dear
+woman herself seems less interesting, and less herself now that she is
+enfolded in it.'</p>
+
+<p>'Did you know,' interposed Martha, 'that the first winter in a new house
+the heating actually requires more coal than is ever needed again?'</p>
+
+<p>'No, I didn't know that&mdash;but I can well believe it. Why shouldn't it
+take more coal to warm it when it evidently takes more vitality to cheer
+it? It's a serious business, this breaking in of a large house to one's
+self late in life, as so many Americans do. The draughts upon their
+vital forces are more taxing than the coal bills.'</p>
+
+<p>'We all ought to live in inherited homesteads,' suggested Grace,'where
+the humanizing of the bricks and mortar has been done for us by our own
+people.'</p>
+
+<p>'Honoria,' Martha demanded, ignoring this unpractical suggestion, 'tell
+me the truth! If you were in Adelaide's place and had <i>carte blanche</i> to
+incarnate your idea of a house for yourself and your family,<a name="page_062" id="page_062"></a> wouldn't
+you over-build and over-decorate too? I should enjoy doing it! The
+furniture in my bungalow is altogether too sketchy at present, and I am
+tired of eking it out with personality. You would feel differently if
+you hadn't brought your old mahogany when you came West!'</p>
+
+<p>Honoria set a few stitches, and looked at her friends with eyes in which
+conviction flamed.</p>
+
+<p>'I don't over-dress, and I don't over-eat, though I have abundant
+opportunity,' she said, 'but it may be that I would over-build and
+over-decorate, or at least that I would have done so until yesterday. I
+don't think I would do it to-day&mdash;now that I know what ails Adelaide's
+house. As for your bungalow, Martha, it is comfortable and it is alive.
+There isn't a picture on the wall nor an ornament on the mantel that
+hasn't a reason for being exactly where it is. That is triumph, and you
+know it. I don't believe you would really exchange your house for
+Adelaide's.'</p>
+
+<p>'Try me and see! I would like just for once to ignore beauty and
+suitability, and go in for size and sheer, luxurious comfort.'</p>
+
+<p>'You would go distracted in two weeks in a place that was "sheer,
+luxurious comfort" and nothing else,' returned Honoria decidedly. 'You
+would hate it as you hate everything smug and fat and complacent. I have
+known you too long, Martha, not to know the ways of you with a house. To
+satisfy you, a domicile<a name="page_063" id="page_063"></a> has to be livable. If you consider all the
+houses, little and big, of your friends, you will see that there are
+fixed limits to the amount of space in them that is truly and pleasantly
+habitable. You can't get the lovable "lived-in look" in rooms where you
+do not actually live, and you can't live all over a house that is bigger
+than your needs. Why! life isn't long enough, especially if you seldom
+stay at home! Think how dreary are most of the great houses we know.
+Consider Mrs. King's new marble palace with its commanding site and its
+ninety rooms. There isn't a single spot in it except her own bed-room
+and sitting-room that wouldn't give your spirit a congestive chill if
+you sat there for an hour. I know a woman in Colorado who so loathed her
+big new house as it left the hands of a New York decorator, that she
+would have moved back into the old one if she hadn't been afraid of her
+friends' laughter. And, Grace, even inherited homesteads are sometimes
+as difficult as uncongenial kin. Old houses have ways and wills of their
+own.'</p>
+
+<p>'Houses <i>are</i> curious things,' said Grace. 'We take a morsel of
+illimitable space and wall it in and roof it over. Suddenly it ceases to
+be part of God's out-of-doors and becomes an entity with an atmosphere
+of its own. We warm it with our fires, we animate it with our
+affections, we furnish it with such things as seem good in our eyes. We
+do this to get shelter for our<a name="page_064" id="page_064"></a> bodies, but we acquire as well an
+instrument for our spirits that reacts on us in its turn.'</p>
+
+<p>'In other words,' returned Honoria, warming to her subject, 'as we live
+our way into a house, adapting it to our need, the bricks and mortar,
+the paint and plaster, cease to be inert matter and become alive.
+Superficial sociologists have taunted woman with being "more anabolic or
+plant-like" than man, but I count it her second glory. The plant is an
+organism that "slowly turns lifeless into living matter," and this is
+the thing that woman has done from the beginning with her shelter! In
+our houses we achieve almost an organic extension of our very selves.
+That is part of what I was trying to say. But, obviously, there should
+exist some reasonable ratio between the self and its extensions. I take
+it, the modern multitude of overgrown mansions, like the Kings' or the
+Clays' or even Adelaide's smaller dwelling,&mdash;all these places whose
+owners never find out why they are not at home in them,&mdash;are symptoms of
+our modern disease of materialism. The essence of that disease is the
+desire to grasp more matter than the spirit can fully animate. That the
+infection can lay hold on Adelaide shows how all-pervading it is,
+gripping the just as well as the unjust. When I saw her tired and
+dissatisfied; when I felt the lack of charm and quality in the house,
+and remembered how full of both her old house and garden had been, I
+tried to think it out. It all works around<a name="page_065" id="page_065"></a> to just this: you can't have
+quality, you can't have charm in your material environment unless you
+put them into it yourself. It is a plain question of your ability to
+choose, arrange and vitalize things. And the latter requisite is by far
+the most important of the three. For I have really seen, with these
+eyes, poor, mean rooms where absolutely nothing was beautiful or
+noteworthy, so charged with a gracious and comforting personality that
+you forgot their shabbiness and said, "What a home-like place!" Please
+note that that is the adjective we always use of places that draw us by
+their personality&mdash;as if personality and nothing else were the essence
+of home.</p>
+
+<p>'Now Adelaide's old house had personality; it was completely vitalized.
+It was all under her hand, and as high as her heart. But Adelaide's big
+new house is as yet barren and chilly, for it is not vitalized at all.
+Of course I know that after she has lived in it longer, it is bound to
+improve, because it is her nature to humanize and modify all her
+surroundings. But the crucial question is&mdash;<i>how big a house can she
+humanize?</i> Something bigger than a cottage probably&mdash;but certainly
+something much smaller than a hotel. The longer I looked at this
+question, the more it seemed to me that unconsciously I had put my
+finger on the vital query that, in the ideal state, should underlie all
+property, all education, all privilege.</p>
+
+<p>'I have been talking about houses,&mdash;they are the<a name="page_066" id="page_066"></a> most intimate, the
+most organic of a woman's possessions,&mdash;but the argument applies to all
+we own. It is the mark of our era to want more of everything than we can
+use, yet when we get the Too-Much we demand, we are crushed by it, as
+Tarpeia was crushed by the shields.'</p>
+
+<p>'I have often thought' said Grace, 'that the sheer, brute mass of
+life&mdash;of people to know, of books to read, of plays to hear, of pictures
+to see, of things to do, buy, learn, enjoy&mdash;within reach of the
+well-to-do person in the modern world, far outruns the capacity of any
+human being to take it in and make of it the sane whole that a life
+should be.'</p>
+
+<p>'Yes&mdash;yet we go crazily on, trying to expand to illimitable
+possibilities, thinking we shall be happier so soon as we have discarded
+all our present belongings and opportunities for bigger, newer, richer
+ones. How many people do you know who have not met a substantial
+increase of income with a corresponding enlargement of their whole scale
+of living, a senseless expansion sometimes out-running their increased
+ability to provide for it? There is no future but chaos for a society
+with such ambitions. They are centrifugal and can only lead to
+disintegration.</p>
+
+<p>'The truth is, we have no notion of the value and necessity of a
+doctrine of limitations. Just as an illustration&mdash;not once in all the
+mass of matter printed in the last twenty years about the gyro-car, the
+aeroplane<a name="page_067" id="page_067"></a> or other inventions capable of enormous swiftness, have I
+seen the faintest intimation that human beings could not intelligently
+direct a speed of two hundred miles an hour&mdash;yet the railroads are now
+tardily discovering that the capacity of engineers is seriously taxed by
+sixty miles!</p>
+
+<p>'Don't mistake my meaning. I am not preaching the moral value of
+poverty. I am no convert to asceticism. That method of ridding one's
+self of the overweight of the material life is too extreme to the
+correct solution. I am simply calling attention with all my might to the
+æsthetic and vital value of Not-Too-Much. I am not afraid of Enough. I
+am greatly afraid of Too-Much. And the reason I am afraid is this:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>'Just as the capacity of the human stomach is limited to a certain
+quantity of food, so also is limited the capacity of the human spirit
+for appropriating and assimilating property in its different forms.
+Beyond a certain somewhat variable point, material possessions <i>do the
+holder no more good</i>. The common saying, "All you get in this world is
+your board and clothes," is the popular acknowledgment of this
+restricted capacity. The affirmation of bounds to our capacity holds
+good as regards the property of the mind&mdash;education, cultivation,
+æsthetic satisfactions&mdash;just as it does of material goods. There is a
+definite limit to what we can effectively make our own. Beyond that
+limit, possession is a detriment.'<a name="page_068" id="page_068"></a></p>
+
+<p>'The direct result of helping ourselves to too much of anything is to
+coarsen and degrade. We can see this clearly as regards the primal
+necessity of food. Nature promptly writes it, in large letters, all over
+the man or woman of gross appetites.'</p>
+
+<p>'It is as plainly printed, if in smaller type, on the faces of those who
+want too much of other things,&mdash;houses, notoriety, money, power,&mdash;what
+you will. The porcine brand is there, however disguised. Personally, I
+fear the Mark of the Pig as I fear nothing else on earth. Shaler says
+that certain lines of evolution terminate in such grotesque effects that
+one almost believes the guiding thought behind the process was humorous.
+I never see a stye with its squealing, shouldering inhabitants, without
+thinking how tremendously satiric it is&mdash;a master-caricature of human
+greed, not over-drawn! And I say, "Brother Pig, Heaven grant that I keep
+my voracities better concealed than thou."'</p>
+
+<p>Her companions regarded Honoria, in type thin, nervous, ardent, with a
+keen and vivid face. The comparison was certainly not apparent&mdash;but the
+heart knoweth its own gluttonies.</p>
+
+<p>'You are doing fairly well at it thus far,' said Martha dryly. 'What's
+the next step in your argument, Honoria?'</p>
+
+<p>'Since our capacity is limited, and since to glut ourselves beyond it
+burdens and degrades, clearly the<a name="page_069" id="page_069"></a> thing for each individual with
+intelligence to do is to find out where, for him, lies the golden point
+beyond which riches turns to the poverty of burden. When even the wise
+and earnest Adelaides get their houses too big and don't know what is
+the matter, it is time to formulate the principles of First Aid to the
+Prosperous. I believe the point from which the women of the comfortable
+classes should attack the problem of a saner living is this doctrine of
+limitation and selection, and that we should attack it first of all in
+our homes.</p>
+
+<p>'Now, we human beings really do something to our immediate material
+surroundings which I can best describe as charging them with our
+personality. With the revolution of the days, personality accumulates in
+the things we handle and love and live with, much as electricity gathers
+upon the accumulator of a static machine with the revolution of the
+plates. This idea has always been popular with the poets and artists,
+but people who advance it in everyday life always do so apologetically,
+with the air of saying, "I know this is slightly fantastic, but doesn't
+it seem true?" Yet most housekeepers know its utter truth. I never
+doubted from the time I consciously began to care for old furniture, old
+rugs, old china&mdash;all the beautiful cast-offs of vanished lives&mdash;that a
+vast part of their charm was atmosphere, something imparted to them by
+the affection of those forgotten ones and now inhering,<a name="page_070" id="page_070"></a> for the
+perceptive vision, in their very substance. The craftsman of those elder
+days is not the only creator of the beauty that has come down to us.
+Whoever has loved another's work has thereby added something to it. Is
+it not so? And I, in my turn, ought to be beautifying my belongings for
+those who come after me.'</p>
+
+<p>Grace and Martha nodded readily enough, for this doctrine needs no long
+expounding to any woman who has lived her way into her material
+possessions, and distilled atmosphere from them for the comfort of her
+household. She knows what she has done, and knows, though she says
+little about it, that this business of turning lifeless into living
+things is one of her important natural functions.</p>
+
+<p>'When I studied physics,' Honoria went on, 'I learned that science had
+been compelled to posit ether, an all-pervading, absolutely elastic,
+wave-bearing substance, to explain the commonest facts of our physical
+experience. Later yet, I learned that the passage of thought-waves
+through ether had found defenders among men of the exact sciences.
+Naturally I said to myself, "Ah, the scientists are growing 'warm.'
+Next, they will be demonstrating some of the things women have always
+known. They will show how we send out vibrations that get caught and
+entangled in our intimate belongings, never to be wholly freed again.
+The thing will be worked out and demonstrated like a<a name="page_071" id="page_071"></a> problem in
+geometry. Doubtless they will be measuring everybody's wave-lengths and
+teaching children in the Eighth Grade easy ways of charging their
+belongings with their personality so unmistakably that stealing will
+have to become a lost art." Well! They haven't done it yet. In fact,
+they don't seem so near doing it as they once did. The mechanism of the
+process by which I take a chair fresh from Grand Rapids and in the
+course of years make it <i>my</i> chair and no other woman's, is a secret
+still, but I don't have to argue with anybody who ever had a favorite
+chair that the thing is as I have stated it. Neither do I have to argue
+that I could not so appropriate and make my own the output of an entire
+factory. It must be equally obvious that the dignified, proper
+environment for me and my family contains what we can thus make our own,
+and not much more.'</p>
+
+<p>'Of course there are people,' said Martha reflectively, 'the routine of
+whose living demands large and formal apartments, impossible to do
+anything with from your point of view.'</p>
+
+<p>'Assuredly there are such people,' Honoria admitted, 'just as there are
+people whose entertaining must be in the line of banquets rather than
+little dinners. I am not predicating a world full of model cottages,
+even though I think it might prove the happiest world. Still, outside of
+official circles, the need of state drawing-rooms is certainly not
+general, and it is of the very<a name="page_072" id="page_072"></a> gist of my argument&mdash;my argument isn't
+all developed yet, Martha, don't think it!&mdash;that for the sake of
+developing a finer and more individual quality in our possessions, we
+should cut off some superfluous ones. Please listen patiently while I
+carry the idea to its logical limit, even though that limit lies beyond
+the bounds of practicability.</p>
+
+<p>'Economists profess that, in an ideal distribution of goods, each man
+would have as much as he could consume without waste. But this takes no
+account of the differing needs of men, developed through ages of the
+upward struggle, nor of their different capabilities of turning goods to
+account. If you are going to dabble at all in theories of ideal
+distribution, why not have one that is genuinely ideal&mdash;that is,
+non-material? <i>The true distribution would require that each man should
+possess what goods he could animate and vitalize.</i> Even so, how vastly
+would possessions differ in amount and quality!</p>
+
+<p>'If life could be adjusted on this basis, it would automatically become
+simplified, charged with beauty and with character. We should slough off
+ugly and useless possessions, or, if we retained through affection
+things ugly in themselves, that very affection would impart to them a
+certain importance and distinction. We should then, at least, live in a
+world in which everything had significance. Think of the infinite
+satisfaction of that!'<a name="page_073" id="page_073"></a></p>
+
+<p>'What do you mean when you say, "if life could be adjusted on this
+basis," Honoria?' Grace inquired. 'Are you implying some kind of a final
+socialistic state which calls for an omniscient Distributor of Goods who
+shall know how much each man can vitalize?'</p>
+
+<p>'Really, Grace, I am not a fool, even when I am evolving a reformed
+society!' returned Honoria promptly. 'Most conceptions of an improved
+state demand God for their Chief Executive and an enormous force of
+government officials with the fine honor which, thus far, has only been
+developed in human nature by conditions entirely different from those
+the visionaries are forecasting. Unquestionably we have fallen into the
+habit of thinking that if we only pass a law, any wrong at which we aim
+is regulated. In fact, however, so long as that law only expresses the
+practice of a minority, its enforcement will be evaded. Legislation
+without character is as helpless as a motor without fuel,&mdash;and my little
+reform, like every other effective change, must proceed from within
+outward.</p>
+
+<p>'So I believe that if I wish to live in a world where nobody has more
+food, clothes, houses, wealth, power, than he can make significant and
+vital use of, it is up to me to remake my own life on that basis first.
+I am, if not the only woman whom I can reform, at least the most
+suitable subject for my experimentation. And I admit that I have too
+many possessions. Sometimes I am ridden to exhaustion by the care of my
+"things,"<a name="page_074" id="page_074"></a> modest as they are when compared to the goods of my
+neighbors. I know that if thousands of people did not feel as I do, the
+"simple life" slogan would never have acquired the popularity it had
+some years ago. We no longer hear much of the simple life, but we need
+it increasingly. Personally, I am persuaded that the method I am trying
+to set forth is workable.</p>
+
+<p>'Why shouldn't a human being, seeking to get the most out of life, take
+lessons from the husbandman seeking to get the richest returns from the
+soil? It used to be thought that to cultivate many acres superficially
+was the way to feed the world and enrich the farmer. But the study of
+the soil as a science has taught us that we must resort, instead, to the
+intensive farming which gives greater returns from reduced acreage. What
+is true of the returns earth makes to our granaries, is true of the
+returns life makes to our spirits. We need a science of intensive living
+that we may get the larger crop from the smaller field. It will be
+worked out by women, and it must begin in their domain, which still is,
+in spite of the sociologists, the home.'</p>
+
+<p>'The Norwegian maid who cared for my rooms at the hotel last winter had
+figured out something of the sort for herself,' said Grace. 'After I had
+put a few bits of things about, she said to me, "I like dis room. It
+looks like Norway. Dere iss more moneys in America, but in Norway t'ings
+iss more pretty. Even de<a name="page_075" id="page_075"></a> kitchen iss good to see. Dere iss shelves an'
+copper cooking-dishes all shiny, all so happy-looking. I like dem way
+best. It iss better not so much moneys to haf, but to be more happy wit'
+one's t'ings!"'</p>
+
+<p>'That is the doctrine in a nutshell! In its poorer, more restricted
+days, the world learned that secret of the art of living, and it still
+lingers in corners that our blatant, crashing "civilization" passes
+by&mdash;so that a Norwegian peasant's daughter may know far more than an
+American girl "who has always had everything" about the priceless secret
+of being "happy wit' one's t'ings." It is the richest knowledge a woman
+can possess.'</p>
+
+<p>'What is the real rock-bottom reason why people go on piling up money
+after they have enough?' Martha demanded.</p>
+
+<p>'I imagine,' said Honoria, 'that excessive accumulation is a form of
+egotism. Now, if public opinion, the race-ideal, or what you please,
+once demanded that we vitalize all our possessions; if it were once
+admitted to be unspeakably gross to demand more property than we can
+animate, as gross as it now is to over-eat, then the stress upon
+possession would be transferred at once from "How much" to "How," and
+large possessions would really become what some of the undistinguished
+rich now fondly imagine them to be&mdash;a direct and sensitive register of
+the finer qualities.'</p>
+
+<p>Martha suddenly and irresistibly chuckled.<a name="page_076" id="page_076"></a></p>
+
+<p>'I have a story for you, Honoria,' she said. 'A lot of ranchers over
+there,' she vaguely gestured toward the southwest across the hills,
+'have grown suddenly rich, raising sugar beets, and have bought
+motor-cars and other paraphernalia proper to their improved condition.
+One of them was heard to say, "I b'lieve these college graduates that
+teach school 'round here really think they're as good as us rich folks."
+That is the real attitude of your "undistinguished rich" toward the
+gifts of culture and the finer qualities!'</p>
+
+<p>'Honoria,' said Grace, 'haven't the sages always said, "Give me neither
+poverty nor riches"? Why should your propaganda succeed where Job and
+Socrates have failed? Job lived a long while ago! If the race were going
+to be converted to his view, the process ought to be more advanced. You
+will need very strong arguments for your doctrine of limitations.'</p>
+
+<p>'Arguments are to be had for the picking up,' returned Honoria. 'What
+kind will you have? Reasonable limitation on the material side always
+brings some amazing flowering of mind or spirit like the blossoming of a
+root-bound plant. If you want a racial argument, consider the Irish&mdash;the
+poorest people in Europe and <i>therefore</i> the richest in spirit. Poverty
+forced them to concentrate their attention upon their neighbors; there
+resulted an astonishing increase in sympathy, wit, and general
+humanness.&mdash;If you want an argument from Art, consider the Middle Ages.
+Peering out of a narrow<a name="page_077" id="page_077"></a> world, hemmed in by ignorance and squalor, the
+mediæval artist caught sight of beauty and immediately loved it with
+such fervent, personal passion that everything he made in its image was
+vital and wonderful. As his world broadened in the Renaissance, much of
+his art grew florid and meaningless, lacking that marvelous, intimate
+quality of the earlier, restricted day.&mdash;If you want an argument from
+literary material, there's the <i>Picciola</i> of Saintine. You can make an
+imperishable literary masterpiece out of a convict's love for a tiny
+plant struggling up between two stones in a prison-yard, but you cannot
+make men listen to tales of great possessions. The interest in Monte
+Cristo centres upon the process of <i>acquirement</i>, and it is the same in
+any successful money-romance. Midas is only fit to point a moral, never
+to adorn a tale.&mdash;If you want an argument from philology, consider that
+the diminutives in every language show the lesser thing to be the dearer
+thing, always. Remember Marie Antoinette and the Little Trianon!
+Consider the increasing specialization in science&mdash;science which always
+falls on its feet! I know a thousand arguments! The thing I am in need
+of is converts!'</p>
+
+<p>'If you could get them,' said Martha, 'there might really be a Woman's
+Reformation, only it would begin at home instead of at the polls.'</p>
+
+<p>'What other permanent thing is there in life but the hearthstone?
+Nations rise and fall, laws and institutions<a name="page_078" id="page_078"></a> come and go&mdash;but that
+remains, the one fixed point in human society. I take it, therefore, it
+is the one point from which the lever can successfully be brought to
+bear on human society. If anything is to be moved or altered, the force
+must be applied there.'</p>
+
+<p>'But human society <i>has</i> changed, Honoria,' urged Grace. 'Look at all
+our new powers and possessions! Steam and electricity have remade the
+world, and we are not yet adjusted to the alteration. No generation ever
+lived under our conditions; thus we have no traditions for handling our
+new environment. No heritage of ancestral wisdom tells us what of the
+hundreds of new opportunities to accept, what to reject. Save in so far
+as we are thinking beings&mdash;and that is not very far&mdash;we are as much at
+the mercy of our desires as babies in a toy-shop, grabbing now this and
+now that, heaping up a lapful of futilities and calling it a life.'</p>
+
+<p>'Yes. But why should we make steam and electricity serve our greed only?
+Why use them chiefly to darken the world and make life a horror? Dare
+you affirm that we women and our demands are not at the very centre of
+the tragic tangle of modern living? Isn't all this horrible speeding-up
+of business largely an outgrowth of our exactions? What do men do
+business for, anyhow, except to get us what we want! Homes are to other
+material possessions what souls are to the bodies&mdash;the centre from which
+the life<a name="page_079" id="page_079"></a> moves outward. If there is no greed in the home, is there not
+bound to be less greed in the offices?'</p>
+
+<p>'I'm not so sure, Honoria,' Grace returned. 'No amount of intensiveness
+in the home would eliminate man's love of power for its own sake.'</p>
+
+<p>'Perhaps. Yet isn't the lust for power a secondary development? We begin
+by being greedy because we want things; we keep on after we have more
+things than we know what to do with, because greed has created the
+power-lust. It is the aftermath from that ugly root. If the pressure the
+home puts on the man for money were suddenly slackened all along the
+line, above the point of poverty, might not the matter of unseemly
+accumulations correct itself? If we women of the more favored classes
+avowedly undertook to give quality to our belongings, instead of
+demanding belongings which we hope will confer quality upon us, there
+would surely be both a lessening in the stress of life and an
+improvement in its texture. I can think of nothing else but the Golden
+Rule that would help to solve so many menacing problems, such as the
+high cost of living, the commercialization of life, and the divorce
+problem. Oh, it would be very far-reaching, that attitude, if we could
+only achieve it!'</p>
+
+<p>'Why wouldn't plain Christianity do all your reforming, and do it
+better?' demanded Martha abruptly.</p>
+
+<p>'Assuredly it would&mdash;if Christianity were more<a name="page_080" id="page_080"></a> generally a condition
+instead of a theory among us. I wouldn't undertake to say off-hand why
+the sanctions of common sense seem more precious to the present
+generation than the sanctions of religion, when in so many points they
+are identical, but I must conform my theorizings to the fact. Yet with
+all our neglect of religion the traditions of the spirit have not
+changed! They are the same from everlasting to everlasting. And one of
+the things the nineteenth century most wonderfully made clear was that
+the evolution of the spirit is the thing Nature has been seeking for
+hundreds of millions of years. I don't suppose that age-long process
+with the tremendous impetus of all creation behind it is really going to
+be upset by the turmoil of one materialistic generation. But I do
+believe that if we go with the current of materialism, we and all our
+works shall be tossed aside as refuse, thrown into Nature's garbage-can.
+I tell you, I can't bear the disgrace of it.'</p>
+
+<p>'Honoria, you almost persuade me to be intensive,' said Grace, 'but I am
+not reconciled to the doctrine at one point&mdash;the question of beauty. I
+admit that one cannot vitalize a lot of senseless luxury. I admit, too,
+that comfort and a certain amount of beauty can always be successfully
+domesticated and charged with personality, as you phrase it, and that
+the result is completely satisfying. But is one never to indulge one's
+self in <i>all the beauty money will buy</i>, never to have<a name="page_081" id="page_081"></a> everything of an
+absolute perfection? You are against great houses, but there is Mountly
+House, at home. It is big, but so beautiful that you are at home in it
+all over. What of it, and others like it?'</p>
+
+<p>'Big and beautiful it is, but it is on my side of the argument, none the
+less. If you remember, the architect was also the decorator. It is the
+triumph of his imagination. He designed it as a background for a woman
+of opulent beauty and domestic tastes. He ransacked Europe for the
+furnishings, tapestries, all sorts of exquisite, ancient things. He was
+a great artist and he created a work of art. The family fit into the
+picture more or less awkwardly. It is his house, not theirs at all. And
+I truly believe that the ultimate purpose of our houses excludes our
+going up and down another's stairs.</p>
+
+<p>'Yet I believe in all the beauty one can vitalize. It is essentially
+wholesome. It does not lend itself to morbid demands. The collector's
+passion looks like greed, and doubtless for a time it is greed. But,
+sooner or later, Too-Much sickens them. Their adorable possessions teach
+them there is profanation in having more wonderful things than they can
+enter into personal relation with. Therefore the inevitable end of all
+overgrown collections is the museum or the auction-room. I have seen it
+too often not to know it is true!&mdash;If you want a perfect illustration of
+this in literature read Mrs. Wharton's <i>The Daunt Diana</i>. It<a name="page_082" id="page_082"></a> cuts down
+like a knife to the essential fact that our relations with beauty must
+be limited enough to have the personal quality. And&mdash;don't you
+see?&mdash;this automatic destruction of greed that beauty finally teaches to
+the collector, is the same automatic destruction of it that I dare think
+intensive living in our homes might bring to all greed. It is a proof of
+the theory on another plane.'</p>
+
+<p>'I think one might own a Mountly House without greed,' persisted Grace
+wistfully. 'Having no house at all, I naturally refuse to think of
+myself as ending my days in any less perfect domicile. What do you mean
+by the "ultimate purpose" of our houses?'</p>
+
+<p>'Ah! that,' said Honoria, with a quick indrawing of her breath, 'is the
+very core of all my thought, and I don't know how to make you see it!'</p>
+
+<p>She rose abruptly and walked to the end of the veranda. She stood there
+a while, looking across at the spreading gables of her own brown
+bungalow, with the yearning on her face that only house-mothers know.
+Yonder was her home. Set on a mighty shoulder of the earth, facing the
+sunset and the sea, it clung to the soil as the brown rocks cling.
+Behind it were the mighty Sierras with their crests of snow; before it,
+the sweetest land God ever smiled upon; within it, all the treasures of
+her eyes, her mind, her heart. Just as it stood there in the February
+sun, it was an abode compact of love, of aspiration, of desire. The
+ancient<a name="page_083" id="page_083"></a> love of man for his shelter had gone into it, and the love of
+woman for the place of her appointed suffering. Desire for beauty and
+hope of peace were in its making. Its walls had heard the birth-cries;
+her children had played about its doors; out from it had been borne her
+dead. Inconsiderable speck on the vast hill-shoulder that it was, it
+could defy time and the elements, even as she defied them, for she had
+given it of her own immortality.</p>
+
+<p>'I have not yet said it all,' she said a little thickly. 'It is hard to
+say, even to you. I have found an attitude of mind, a path, a way of
+life I call intensive, for lack of a better name, and I believe in it,
+not only because it increases my sane satisfaction in living, but also
+because it finally leads <i>out</i>&mdash;out of all this tangle of our material
+lives, into the eternal spaces.</p>
+
+<p>'I see the world of men's business activities chiefly as a place of
+wrath and greed, and yet even the most grasping must be blindly seeking
+through their greed an ultimate satisfaction&mdash;not more houses or more
+automobiles, or railroads, or mines, or even power, but something dimly
+apprehended as beyond all these and more than they&mdash;something that is
+good and that <i>endures</i>. For we all want the Enduring Thing. One man
+sees it here, another there. As for me, I see it in my house. I tell
+you, the Greeks and Romans did not make a religion of the hearthstone;
+they merely recognized the religion that the hearthstone <i>is</i>. Under
+that<a name="page_084" id="page_084"></a> quiet roof I have learned that it is a woman's business to take
+stones and make them bread. Only she can make our surroundings live and
+nourish us.</p>
+
+<p>'Beyond the need for bread, a woman's needs are two; deeper than all
+cravings save the mother's passion, firm-rooted in our endless past, is
+the heart-hunger. The trees that sweep my chimney have their roots at
+the world's core! The flowers in my dooryard have grown there for a
+thousand years! What millenniums have done, shall decades undo? We are
+not so shallow, so plastic as that! We will go into the mills, the
+shops, the offices, if we must, but we know we are off the track of
+life. Neither our desire nor our power is there.</p>
+
+<p>'I have talked glibly enough about restricting superfluous possessions
+for the sake of developing a finer quality in those we have; I have said
+only personality gives that quality to our surroundings&mdash;but I have not
+said the final thing. It is this: I believe that in the humble business
+of loving the material things that are given to us to own and love, in
+shaping our homes around them, in making them vital and therefore
+beautiful, so that they serve our spirits in their turn, we are not only
+making the most of our resources in this life, but are doing more than
+that. Somehow, I cannot tell you how, I know that we are <i>getting them
+across</i>&mdash;into the timeless places! In making them vital we are making
+them enduring.<a name="page_085" id="page_085"></a></p>
+
+<p>'Christ tells us to lay up for ourselves treasures in heaven. What did
+that mean to you when you were young? I thought it meant a procession of
+self-denials and charities, more or less lifeless because the offering
+was made slightly against the grain! I had no idea that when I loved
+somebody very much or pitied somebody very much, when I shared my heart
+or shared my roof eagerly, that I was doing the commanded thing. Still
+less did I realize, when I worked hard to make my home more comfortable
+or more beautiful, that I was sending vibrations from my everyday world
+right into the eternal one&mdash;every deed an actual hammer stroke on my
+house not made with hands. But so sure as that our mortal shall put on
+immortality, I now hold it that what we first find in the eternal world
+will be the things into which we have unstintingly flung our vitality,
+our <i>feeling</i>, while we are briefly here.</p>
+
+<p>'<i>Here we have no continuing city</i>. But when I am making my house live,
+I and no other, putting into it as I best may something of the serenity
+of Athens and the sacredness of Jerusalem and the beauty of Siena, then
+it is taking its place beside my greater loves. Then I am creating a
+home, not only in this world, but in the next. I have put something over
+into the eternal world that fire cannot burn, nor floods destroy, nor
+moth and rust corrupt. It is safe, even from myself, forever! No Heaven
+can be holy to me if I have<a name="page_086" id="page_086"></a> not made this spot holy. I shall not ask,
+even from the mercy of the Merciful, a heavenly mansion if I have failed
+to make this earthly dwelling live. Eternity begins beside my hearth,
+shaped by my will. A woman knows!'<a name="page_087" id="page_087"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_087.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_087_sml.jpg" width="550" height="121" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="Reminiscence_with_Postscript" id="Reminiscence_with_Postscript"></a>Reminiscence with Postscript<br /><br />
+<small>By Owen Wister</small></h2>
+
+<h3>I</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">N</span><small>OT</small> alone because of their good meat and drink are three meals shrined
+at the heart of these following impressions. Singly, each one did
+delightfully engage the palate, but the three together speak appealingly
+to sentiment. It is of a great house, a little inn, and of the fair
+region round about them that I shall mainly discourse&mdash;and whether I do
+or don't give a final <i>x</i> to the name of the house, there are people and
+documents to say I have spelt it wrong: which comes very near to saying
+that both ways are right. The <i>x</i> shall remain, the majority seems to
+favor it, and I at once beg that you share my relish of these posturing
+Renaissance lines, written by royal command in honor of Chenonceaux:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">Au saint bal des dryades,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">A Ph&oelig;bus, ce grand dieu,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Aux humides nayades</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">J'ai consacré ce lieu.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p><a name="page_088" id="page_088"></a></p>
+
+<p>This highly plaster-cast lyric was recited during the 'triomphe' held at
+Chenonceaux to celebrate the arrival there of François II and Mary
+Stuart. The hostess was as distinguished as her visitors; and never,
+before I went to Chenonceaux, did I associate naiads and dryads and
+poems of welcome with Catherine de'Medici. But we must allow this
+monstrous personage an eye for good houses. She preferred Chenonceaux to
+all her dwellings&mdash;she preferred it so much, indeed, that she made
+another lady get out of it, exchanging for it the decidedly inferior
+residence of Chaumont. And we have Catherine to thank (I fear) for the
+strangely felicitous fancy that placed upon the arches built from the
+rear of the house to the farther side of the river by her rejected
+predecessor, Diane de Poitiers, that enchanting hall or gallery, which
+rises three stories high, if you count the nine windows in the steeply
+and gracefully pitched slate roof.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">Basti si magnifiquement</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Il est debout, comme un géant,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Dedans le lit de la rivière,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">C'est-a-dire dessus un pont</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Qui porte cent toises de long.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>These verses bump down heavily upon the bridge, and, despite their
+scrupulous statistics as to its length, they scarcely measure the
+excellence of Chenonceaux, but rather the gap between French verse and
+French architecture in the sixteenth century. Villon could<a name="page_089" id="page_089"></a> have come
+nearer the mark; but Villon was long gone before the ancient mill on the
+river Cher was transfigured by its purchaser into the château he did not
+live to complete. 'S'il vient à point' said Thomas Bohier, and he graved
+it in many ornamental places of his edifice, 'me souviendra.'</p>
+
+<p>And here am I writing his name and thinking about him, three hundred and
+ninety-two years after his death. What a pleasant reason for being
+remembered! What a quietly illustrious introduction to posterity: the
+originator of the mansion whose sheer beauty brought a succession of
+kings and queens and other great people to sojourn in it, whose walls
+have listened to the blandishments of François I, the sallies of
+Fontenelle and Voltaire, the sentimentalities of Rousseau. Do their
+ghosts walk here upon these terraces? Do they meet in the long gallery
+over the Cher? If they don't, they are less wise in the next world than
+they were in this. Almost might one envy some figure in a well-preserved
+piece of tapestry, hanging in any hall or chamber here and commanding a
+view out of any window that looked up or down the placid river.
+Embroidered thus for ever, amid high company, ladies and gentlemen of
+importance with hawks and feathers and armor and steeds richly
+caparisoned, ministered to by esquires and serfs, one would exist
+admired, valued, and carefully dusted. Daily sight-seers from all lands
+would be conducted into one's presence (Sundays included,<a name="page_090" id="page_090"></a> 10-11 A.M.,
+2-6 P.M.), thus animating one's feudal leisure with sufficient variety.
+There one would be, an acknowledged masterpiece, for ever aloof from the
+unstable present, nevermore driven to enlist against the restless evils
+of the world. The trouble is, somebody from Pittsburg might buy one. Now
+I could no more brook living as tapestry in America than I could live as
+an American in Europe, expatriated and trivially evaporating amid
+beauties and comforts that were none of my native heritage.</p>
+
+<p>Do you know the country where Chenonceaux stands? Do you know the river?
+Have you ever gone there from Tours, or come there the opposite way,
+from Bourges through Vierzon and Montrichard?</p>
+
+<p>The region shares a secret with certain rare people, whom all of us are
+glad to count among our acquaintance. Certain men and women, immediately
+on our first meeting them, make us desire to meet them again; not
+because they have uttered remarkable thoughts or reminded us of Venus or
+Apollo: perhaps they have said nothing that you and I couldn't say, and
+we may know people much better looking. But they radiate&mdash;what is it
+that they radiate? We feel it, we bask in it, it flows over us. It isn't
+sunlight or moonlight, but a fairy-light of their own. When these
+shining creatures come into the room, happiness enters with them. How do
+they do it? It gets us nowhere to say that there is 'something' in the
+tone of their voice, or<a name="page_091" id="page_091"></a> 'something' in the look of their eyes: what is
+the something? I'm glad I don't know; mystery is growing so scarce, that
+I am thankful for anything which cannot be explained.</p>
+
+<p>Now this rare quality (and don't flatter yourself that you understand it
+because you happen to know its name) is possessed not only by men and
+women, but also by places; and, no more than with people, has it
+anything to do with their being remarkable or beautiful. The White
+Mountains in New Hampshire haven't a trace of it; it fills the mountains
+of North Carolina; there is almost none along our Atlantic seaboard, but
+it hangs over and haunts nearly every foot of our Pacific Coast.</p>
+
+<p>Whenever one of these happy spots has been long known to man, man has
+invariably cherished it in word and deed. His chronicles celebrate it;
+he sets it lovingly like a jewel in his romances, dramas, verse, prose,
+song; he graces it with his best in architecture; his roads and gardens
+bring it alike into his hours of work and of ease; in fine, he garlands
+it with his imagination, weaves it into his life century after century,
+until it comes to smile upon him from the heart of his History and
+Literature, as well as upon his daily present. That is what mankind has
+done beneath the spell of a place which has charm.</p>
+
+<p>Thus Touraine to the Frenchman,&mdash;<i>beau pays de Touraine</i>, as the page in
+Meyerbeer's <i>Huguenots</i> sings<a name="page_092" id="page_092"></a> of it in that opera's second act, which
+takes place at Chenonceaux. I suppose&mdash;indeed I remember&mdash;that rain
+falls in that country; yet, when I think about it, sunshine invariably
+sparkles through the picture&mdash;not the kind that glares and burns, but
+the kind that plays gently among leaves and shores and shadows; sunshine
+upon the twinkling, feathered silver of the poplars, the grapes in
+sloping vineyards, the green islands and tawny bluffs of the Loire, the
+quiet waters of the Indre and the Cher; a jocund harmony seems to play
+about the very names,&mdash;Beaulieu, Montrésor, Saint-Symphorien,&mdash;but were
+I to begin upon the music in the names of France, I should run far
+beyond the limits of Touraine and of your patience. Say to yourself
+aloud, properly, Amboise, Châteaurenault, La Chapelle-Blanche,
+Saint-Martin-le-Beau, and then say Naugatuck, Saugatuck, Pawtucket,
+Woonsocket, Manayunk, Manunkachunk, and you will catch my drift.
+Stevenson's joy in our names was at bottom purely that of the collector.</p>
+
+<p>But have you ever seen the Loire and its tributary realm? I have already
+owned myself (together with all other men) as unable to explain the
+mystery of charm. No Niagara is hereabouts, nor Matterhorn, nor anything
+you could call sublime; nothing so lustrously beautiful as Bar Harbor,
+or the Berkshire Hills. Wildness is wholly absent, but so is tameness
+too. It is somehow through its very moderation that<a name="page_093" id="page_093"></a> the glamour of this
+land is wrought. But we must nicely distinguish between the poetry and
+the prose of moderation: Princeton Junction, New Jersey, is perfectly
+moderate, and is also the type and pattern of hundreds of thousands of
+square, comfortable, unoffending miles in the United States which you
+would never wish to see again&mdash;indeed which you would never wish to see
+once; whereas, even as I write, I am homesick for Touraine, though it
+isn't my home.</p>
+
+<p>Once again I must draw the parallel between human qualities and the ways
+of our mother earth. We place at the top of our esteem those people who
+take chivalrously the heavy blows of life, who are not brave merely, but
+gallant. We draw scant inspiration from the sight of somebody who is all
+too obviously and dutifully bearing something; who goes, day after day,
+with a set and sombre expression that says as plainly as words: 'Just
+watch me carrying my Cross. Just wait till you have one.' We prefer
+those whose gayety so conceals the fact that they're behaving well, that
+we should never suspect it, did we not know what they have passed, and
+are passing, through. Thus also does Touraine conceal the tears and the
+blood she has known. Louis the Eleventh, Catherine de' Medici, the
+gibbet balcony of the Salle des Armes at Amboise, the iron cage and the
+black dungeons of Loches,&mdash;Touraine, with her smiling, high-bred
+elegance, keeps all this to herself, and gives you a bright welcome.
+Often<a name="page_094" id="page_094"></a> as she has been the scene of Tragedy, often as the glaive and not
+the lute has been the instrument of her drama, she might well look in
+her glass and exclaim with Richard the Second,&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left"><span style="margin-left: 5em;">Hath sorrow struck</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">So many blows upon this face of mine,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And made no deeper wounds?</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>Wearing no crape, betraying no scars, hinting naught of its dark
+experience of life, this realm, this <i>beau pays</i>, more than any in
+Europe, to my thinking, lies in the true key of high comedy, of masque
+and pastoral. If, here and there above its trees or upon its hills, the
+brooding frown of some tower, the gaunt stare of some donjon in ruins,
+fierce with memories, brings one up short, so that in joy's mid-current
+some smack of the bitter wells up&mdash;this is not Nature's doing. Look away
+from these works of man to the feathered poplars, the vineyards, the
+gentle waters, and see the earth's countenance, smiling and serene.
+Decorous it is always; only the irregularities of the Loire and its
+channel seem to bear any reference to the conduct of those beautiful
+historic ladies who dispersed their reputations in the vicinity. Even
+man did not always build a Langeais or a Loches. Urbane and gracious
+amid their parks or on their bluffs rise those dwellings planned when
+France's architectural genius was in its happiest mood&mdash;though not its
+loftiest. They look like the good society which once assembled in them;<a name="page_095" id="page_095"></a>
+their mere aspect suggests the wits, the brilliant talkers and listeners
+of a day when conversation was a living art still, the day which
+furnishes us even now with those letters and memoirs which are the
+dainty wainscotting and mantelpieces, the interior decorations of
+Literature. You may wander almost anywhere among the poplars and the
+chestnuts in the valleys of the Loire's quiet tributaries; you can
+hardly go wrong; if the turrets of Ussé against their rising woodland do
+not regale your eye, it will be Azay-le-Rideau, or something less
+famous, or, best of all, Chenonceaux, to which I now return.</p>
+
+<h3>II</h3>
+
+<p>I saw it first upon an afternoon when no air was stirring, even in the
+poplars, when the green of Touraine was changing to gold: golden fruit,
+pears, and apples, where summer's fruit had been; golden leaves
+flickering down from high branches, or raked into golden heaps; while
+the faint, sweet smoke of burning twigs hovered in the autumn day. It
+was the moment and scene of the year when, just because other things
+have ceased to grow, memories blossom in the mind; and on every golden
+heap of leaves retrospect seemed to be sitting. We visitors were three.
+I can recall the first sight of the château's yellow façade, framed by
+the distant end of the high, formal avenue into which we turned to
+approach it. All sorts of feet had stepped<a name="page_096" id="page_096"></a> where we were walking:
+almost four centuries of distinguished feet had gone in and out of that
+beautiful front door; but over its appealing associations the still more
+appealing aspect of the wonderful house triumphed. If I knew about <i>Le
+Devin du Village</i> then, the scene of its first performance interested me
+much more because that long and many-windowed gallery was built right
+over the water, right across the Cher, upon arches that the glassy
+surface of the stream reflected symmetrically. I was captured then and
+for ever by the beauty and the originality of this residence. Our best
+country houses take earth and air into partnership, but this abode of
+grace possessed, embraced, a little river. To go in at your front door
+on one green margin and come out of your back door on the other; to
+dwell in a masterpiece that was house and bridge in one&mdash;I can still
+recover my first sensations of delight at this triumph of French art.
+Only&mdash;the concierge didn't let us go out of the back door; and my
+disappointment was cherished through long years, until its sequel, which
+I shall presently reach. This first afternoon became a chapter in the
+most delightful of guide-books, from which I quote the following:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>'We took our way back to the Grand Monarque, and waited in the little
+inn parlor for a late train to Tours. We were not impatient, for we had
+an excellent dinner to occupy us; and even after we had dined we were
+still content to sit a while and exchange remarks<a name="page_097" id="page_097"></a> upon the superior
+civilization of France. Where else, at a village inn, should we have
+fared so well?... At the little inn at Chenonceaux the <i>cuisine</i> was not
+only excellent, but the service was graceful. We were waited on by
+mademoiselle and her mamma; it was so that mademoiselle alluded to the
+elder lady, as she uncorked for us a bottle of Vouvray mousseux.'</p>
+
+<p>On another page of this same guide-book you may read how, at the Hôtel
+de l'Univers in Tours, the château of Amboise was described to us by an
+English lady of a type that I sadly miss to-day. One met her everywhere
+then. She was a more fragile sister of that robust, brick-complexioned
+spinster who used to climb all the Alps in practical but awful garments.
+She didn't often venture to speak to you for fear you weren't
+respectable, or might think she wasn't. When she did, it was apt to be
+with explosive shyness, running all her words together, as she did about
+Amboise. 'It's-very-very-dirty-and-very-keeawrious!' Curious and furious
+she always pronounced to rhyme with glorious and victorious; and it
+invariably made me think of 'God Save the Queen.'</p>
+
+<p>In my interest as to whether we should again have the excellent fare and
+graceful service which I so well remembered at the little inn, and
+whether now at last my long-cherished wish to step out of that back door
+on the river's farther side were to be gratified, Chenonceaux itself had
+so dropped out of my thoughts<a name="page_098" id="page_098"></a> that it fairly burst upon my sight.
+Bursting is, of course, a thing which that delicate and restrained
+edifice could never really do, only I wasn't thinking about it as our
+party (we were four on this second visit, and it was spring-time) came
+into the avenue. There at the other end stood the fair, gay vision of
+the château, and its beauty and wonder so suddenly waked my admiration,
+that I exclaimed, 'How young it looks!'</p>
+
+<p>Yes; it didn't look new, but it looked young: youth is the particular
+and essential note of this enchanted building. None of its neighbors
+have it, not even Azay-le-Rideau or Blois, which are its rivals, though
+never its equals. Chenonceaux was four hundred years old in January,
+1915. Age makes one type of person decrepit, and so it is with houses.
+But Chenonceaux, if ever it come to show its years, will belong to the
+other type: it will look venerable. Did it, do you think, catch its
+secret from the ring of Charlemagne, by whose sorceries its mistress,
+Diane de Poitiers, was accused of preserving her youth? This lady's
+success with François Premier so disconcerted the amiability of the
+Duchesse d'Etampes, that she constantly reminded Diane she was born on
+the day Diane was married.&mdash;But I resist the temptation to dwell upon
+Diane and everybody else linked to Chenonceaux by history; it's all
+accessible to you in books; and I proceed with the visit our party of
+four made, this spring day.<a name="page_099" id="page_099"></a></p>
+
+<p>Touraine was now all delicate in green; as lovely, as gracious, as
+discreet in its budding leaves as when the leaves had flickered down,
+spangling the air and grass and garden-walks with their gold. We had met
+at the little inn the same welcome, the same excellent <i>cuisine</i>, the
+same agreeable Vouvray mousseux. Mademoiselle was not there, but mamma
+was. Her premises and herself showed no ill effect from the prosperity
+brought to her through the guide-book I have already quoted. No
+guide-book in its author's plan, it was now become established as one,
+and he, petitioned in a letter from mamma, had corrected a certain
+error. In the first edition, page 60, you may read that we took our way
+back to the Grand Monarque; in later editions it is the Hôtel du
+Bon-Laboureur. The confusion to travelers, the injury to her custom,
+ensuing from the wrong name, madame had represented to the author; and
+now all was well. The inn wasn't any larger, but more and more each
+season were pilgrims with expectant appetites led to her door.</p>
+
+<p>'Tenez, monsieur,' she said to me eagerly, when I narrated to her how I
+had been present at the germination of her renown, 'tenez. Voilà!' She
+showed me the precious guide-book. She treasured it, though she couldn't
+read it, because it was in English. And I came in for her smiles and
+cordiality, which really belonged to the author.</p>
+
+<p>You will have perceived, our party this time took<a name="page_100" id="page_100"></a> their <i>déjeuner</i>, not
+their dinner, at the Bon-Laboureur. The good omelette and cheese and
+fruit and wine, mamma's prosperity and her well-preserved state,&mdash;for
+now she was really an elderly woman,&mdash;all this had brought us in
+peaceful and pleased spirits to the château. When we had seen the rooms
+downstairs and the concierge was conducting the other sightseers&mdash;some
+ten or twelve&mdash;to the second story, our party under my guidance stole
+away to the back door.</p>
+
+<p>'Back door' implies no dishonorable passage through pantry and kitchen;
+we simply didn't go up the staircase in the wake of the concierge, but
+independently along the hall instead, and thus across the Cher through
+Catherine's celebrated gallery. <i>Le Devin du Village</i> came into my mind,
+and I wondered which figure was the more diverting, Jean-Jacques
+Rousseau composing opera, or Richard Wagner dabbling in philosophy.</p>
+
+<p>The door was open. I emerged, the happy leader of my party, upon stone
+steps, crossed a little draw-bridge, and our triumphant feet trod the
+grass beneath the trees which shaded the river's bank. I had my wish;
+and as my obedient band followed me, I fear my complacent back and
+Anabasis manner expressed some sentiment like this: 'Only observe how it
+pays to see France with a person who knows the ropes!' We sauntered, we
+expatiated, we paused before what I'll call by metonymy the tocsin&mdash;a
+great bell and chain<a name="page_101" id="page_101"></a> suspended from strong framework; from this point
+the château, with its fine, detached, cylindrical donjon tower of the
+fifteenth century, looked, in the afternoon light, particularly well:
+those poor sheep with the concierge weren't getting this view. We must
+have lingered by the tocsin a quarter of an hour, enjoying ourselves,
+before returning to the back door.</p>
+
+<p>It was shut. It was locked. Rattling made no impression upon it, nor
+shaking, nor kicking. We knocked then, fancying this to be an accident.
+Next we called, or rather, I, the party's personal conductor and
+competent guide, began to call. Nothing happened. I augmented my
+efforts. Catherine's gallery, famous scene of the first performance of
+Rousseau's <i>Devin du Village</i>, responded with cavernous echoes. Between
+these reigned silence, and a gentle breeze rustled the young leaves of
+the chestnuts. We abandoned the door and went a few steps down the river
+to where our gesticulations could be seen from the windows of
+Chenonceaux. We made these gesticulations with our four umbrellas,
+whilst I shouted continually. Not a window blinked. It might have been a
+sorcerer's palace, and we his four new victims, presently to be roasted,
+boiled, or changed into cats. We looked down the river&mdash;no escape; up
+the river half-a-mile was a bridge; but what impediment mightn't lie
+between? And even if the way were clear, to go round by the bridge would
+lose us our train to Tours. One of us, in<a name="page_102" id="page_102"></a> her deep voice, said that she
+hoped the robin-red-breasts would find her body and cover it with
+leaves. Again we flourished our four umbrellas, during vociferations
+from me, at the imperturbable château. Then, quite suddenly, something
+did happen. Out of a window in the donjon tower of the fifteenth century
+was thrust a head, and from across the river it wagged at us
+malevolently.</p>
+
+<p>It was the concierge. The shock of discovering he had locked us out
+purposely in punishment of our independent excursion, threw me into
+extreme rage. My Anabasis manner had already dropped from me; but
+Xenophon got his party successfully back, and this same task was now
+searchingly, compellingly, 'up to me.' More malevolent wagging from the
+tower was all that resulted from my next demonstrations. In these I was
+now alone; my party, at the apparition of the concierge, had become
+abruptly quiet, thinking doubtless that loud calls and wavings would
+diminish my dignity less than theirs, whose years and discretion were
+more than mine. Therefore my companions brandished their umbrellas no
+more, but stood upon the banks of the Cher decorously, in a reserved
+attitude, patient yet stately, as if awaiting the tumbril; I, meanwhile,
+hurled international threats across the river. These wrought no change.
+In repose my French halts, but when roused it acquires both speed and
+point; yet none of my idioms disturbed the concierge at his<a name="page_103" id="page_103"></a> window. And
+now I was visited by inspiration. I seized the chain and rang the
+tocsin. It sounded as if Attila were coming at once. Somebody would have
+come, undoubtedly,&mdash;the whole <i>arrondissement</i> I should think,&mdash;but
+after a few moments of that din, the head disappeared; in a few more the
+door was unlocked, and my companions preceded me with restraint yet with
+celerity across Catherine's gallery and out of Chenonceaux's front door
+and away, down the avenue to the railway, whilst I delivered some final
+idioms to the concierge. I am happy to record that these made him livid,
+and in the presence of a highly attentive audience. But&mdash;we had in truth
+small idea with whom we were dealing. Some time later we got final news
+of him. He had committed a murder, been caught, tried, convicted,
+sentenced, and executed.</p>
+
+<p>You will remember the British lady at the Hôtel de l'Univers in Tours,
+who, in her description of Amboise, pronounced curious to rhyme with
+glorious. Her kind was still pervading the quieter hotels of the
+continent (the Hôtel de l'Univers was still quiet) while her more
+muscular sister was still climbing all the Alps in valiant weeds. This
+time, another of the identical type sat next me at the table d'hôte, and
+from the corner of my eye I perceived her to be making endless and
+surreptitious dives with her head at my bottle of Vouvray mousseux.
+Becoming sure that this was neither St. Vitus's dance nor kleptomania,
+but a desire<a name="page_104" id="page_104"></a> to learn the name of my wine, I made her a slight bow,
+turning my bottle so that she could more easily read its label; at which
+she squeaked skittishly, 'I-didn't-think-you'd-see-me!'</p>
+
+<h3>III</h3>
+
+<p>The mid-Victorian spinster was gone, the automobile was come, the much
+expanded Hôtel de l'Univers was quiet no more and had abandoned the
+table d'hôte for small tables when next I saw Chenonceaux. Eager as I
+had been to return to it, still more did I desire to enjoy that
+particular pleasure which one takes in introducing a scene one delights
+in to a friend. We were, this time, as we had been the first time, a
+party of three, and the day was July 4, 1914; but in the Cathedral of
+Bourges that morning, and at Montrichard and along the Cher that
+forenoon, firecrackers seemed remote. Later, the Hôtel de l'Univers had
+illuminations and national melodies for the benefit of its American
+patrons&mdash;these having now swelled to the lucrative proportions of
+invasion.</p>
+
+<p>But Chenonceaux hadn't changed, Chenonceaux looked just as young as
+ever. Its bright, serene aspect showed no confusion at changing masters
+so often. To my friends it more than fulfilled my promises for it, while
+for me it was even fairer than my memory. The concierge, a woman this
+time, told her band of sightseers enough, but much less than she knew.
+She<a name="page_105" id="page_105"></a> had acquired (one somehow divined and discerned) a certain scorn
+for her sightseers. She had found (one saw) the affluent automobile to
+be the chariot of well-informed stomachs, but seldom of intelligences
+which had ever heard, or would ever care to hear, about Madame Dupin and
+her many distinguished guests. They knew their Michelin, where to buy
+<i>pétrol</i> along the road, which roads to avoid; and the road they had
+particularly avoided was the one conducting to civilization. Some of
+them were present on this occasion with their goggles, their magenta
+veils, and their brass voices. To these the concierge imparted what she
+deemed them able to digest. She didn't mention the <i>Devin du
+Village</i>&mdash;but I did! This brought an immediate <i>rapprochement</i>, as we
+lingered with her behind the departing goggles. She knew and loved her
+Chenonceaux; her scorn fell from her; but she told us nothing so
+interesting as the fact that during the last twelvemonth <i>twenty
+thousand</i> visitors had given each their required franc to see the place.
+The château, at this rate, will pay its way down the ages.</p>
+
+<p>But what of the Bon-Laboureur? If the mid-Victorian spinster and the
+table d'hôte hadn't survived the pace of the new century, what had the
+automobile done to the innocent village inn? I hope you will be glad to
+learn that it hadn't&mdash;as yet&mdash;done much. I have now reached the third of
+those meals which I mentioned at the outset. The Bon-Laboureur seemed<a name="page_106" id="page_106"></a> a
+little larger,&mdash;people were lunching in two rooms instead of one, and
+out behind, kitchenward, there was a hint of bustle and of chauffeurs,
+and perhaps the personal note of welcome was fainter. But it wasn't
+quite absent; and still the food was excellent, still the service was
+courteous, a pleasant young woman waiting; and I felt that here was a
+good, small tradition still somewhat holding out against the
+beleaguering pressure of the wholesale. So I spoke to the pleasant young
+woman and inquired if the old <i>patronne</i> were still living.</p>
+
+<p>'Mais si, monsieur!' I was, to my astonishment, answered. 'A deux pas
+d'ici.'</p>
+
+<p>The personal note of welcome warmed up on learning that I was an old
+visitor here; the patronne would value a call from one who remembered
+her good cooking; she was now very old; she had sold the business and
+the good-will; she lived very quietly; would I not go to see her? And
+her house was pointed out to me.</p>
+
+<p>Along the street of the little white village I went, slowly, in the
+midsummer warmth. The grape-leaves, trailing and basking on the walls,
+the full-leaved trees, the light and laziness of earth and sky, conveyed
+the same hush of repose that had exhaled from the golden autumn and the
+delicate spring I remembered so well; in this July sunshine, also, the
+pleasant land lay dreamy and unvexed. At a door standing slightly open,
+I knocked. Though a pause followed, I felt I had been<a name="page_107" id="page_107"></a> heard; then I was
+bidden to enter, by a very old voice. Two rooms were accessible from the
+tiny hall, but I entered the right one, and there by the window sat the
+patronne. I had remembered her as moving alertly round her table, quiet
+and vigorous, above average height. All of this was gone; and as her
+dark, feeble eyes looked at me, I felt in them a certain apprehension,
+and found myself unpremeditatedly saying,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>'Madame, I trust you will not think ill of an intruder when you learn
+why it is that he has ventured to knock at your door. They assured me
+you would like my visit. Here is my little story: One Sunday afternoon
+in September, 1882, three travelers came to the Bon-Laboureur. I was one
+of them; and never forgetting your excellent meal and service, I
+returned at my first opportunity, in April, 1896. Meanwhile that good
+meal of yours, and you its hostess, had been mentioned in a book by
+another of those three guests; and you told me of the prosperity this
+had brought you. Since that visit, thirty-two years ago, I have become a
+writer of books too. Of me you will not have heard, but you cannot have
+forgotten Mr. Henry James, whose praise brought so many guests to the
+Bon-Laboureur.'</p>
+
+<p>Her eyes, during my speech, had awakened, and now she stood up.</p>
+
+<p>'My servant is absent,' she said, 'or you would not have had to come in
+so. But my son lives close by in<a name="page_108" id="page_108"></a> that large place. He will like very
+much to see you. I will call him.'</p>
+
+<p>She would have gone for him on her trembling feet, but this I begged she
+would not do; I had but five minutes; friends were waiting for me.</p>
+
+<p>'I am ninety years old,' she said. 'Ah, monsieur, il est bien triste de
+vieillir. One has nothing any more.' She became suddenly moved, and
+tears fell from her.</p>
+
+<p>I need not recall the little talk we had then. Strangers though we were,
+we did not speak as strangers; the memories that rose in each of us, so
+separate, so different, flowed together in some way, united beneath our
+spoken words, and made them sacred. But I may record that she got out
+her old books to show me, her registry-books of the Bon-Laboureur,
+little, old, modest volumes, where in many handwritings through many
+years the names of her guests had been inscribed. They had come from
+almost everywhere in the world. No longer strong enough, she had parted
+with the business and the good-will; but from these tokens of her past
+she could not part. She clung to the inanimate survivals of her good
+days and her renown. And on a blank page of the last volume which she
+placed before me, putting a pen in my hand, I wrote briefly for her of
+my three pilgrimages to her <i>petit pays</i>. Of the international
+distinction of her son she was touchingly and justly proud: famous
+peonies have spread his name wide as their<a name="page_109" id="page_109"></a> cultivator and producer. For
+this, too, was the Bon-Laboureur in its way responsible.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps I may not see it again, or its grand neighbor, the château, that
+secular shrine of a vivacious and select Past. But I shall need no
+Michelin, or Baedeker, or Joanne, to guide my memories thither. They are
+with me, every moment and breath of them, for my perpetual delight, a
+safe possession, unweakened and undimmed; and to conjure them before me
+it needs no more than the haunting syllables of Chenonceaux and the
+quaint, cherished volumes of the patronne.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="center"><small>IN CHENONCEAUX</small></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">My noiseless thoughts, if changed to their just sound</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; Amid these courts of silence once so gay</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">With love and wit, that here full pleasure found</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; Where Kings put off their crownèd cares to play,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Would shake in laughter at some jest unheard;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; Would sing like viols in a saraband;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Would whisper kisses&mdash;but express no word</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; That would not be too dim to understand.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Like to a child, who far from ocean's flood</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; Against his ear a shell doth fondly hold</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">To hear the murmur that is his own blood,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; And half believes the fairy-tale he's told,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">So I within this shell mistake my sea</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Of musing for the tide of History.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p><a name="page_110" id="page_110"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_110.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_110_sml.jpg" width="550" height="132" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="The_Other_Side" id="The_Other_Side"></a>The Other Side<br /><br />
+<small>By Margaret Sherwood</small></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">L</span><small>IKE</small> every other attentive reader of our periodical literature, I am
+increasingly aware of our persistent exposure of sin and wrong-doing in
+high places and in low; like many another attentive reader, I am growing
+a bit rebellious against this constant demand and supply in the matter
+of information regarding recent evil. Have we not grown over-alert in
+the search for this special kind of news? We take vice with our
+breakfast porridge; perjury with our after-dinner coffee; our essayists
+vie with one another in seeing who can write up the most startling story
+of crimes; and it is a bankrupt family nowadays that cannot produce one
+member to expose civic or political corruption. Undoubtedly much genuine
+ethical impulse lies back of all this; undoubtedly, too, much of the
+picturesque and spectacular treatment springs from a desire to startle,
+and ministers, in many a reader who would scorn paper-covered fiction,
+to a love of the sensational. Surely it must seem to the people of other
+countries that we take pride in the immensity of our sins, as we<a name="page_111" id="page_111"></a> take
+pride in Niagara, in the length of the Mississippi, in the extent of our
+western plains.</p>
+
+<p>Many may be, and must be, the good effects of throwing the searchlight
+upon dark places, but the constant glare of the searchlight bids fair to
+rob us of our normal vision of life. My poor mind has become a
+storehouse of misdeeds not my own. I am sick with iniquity; I walk
+abroad under the shadow of infamy, and I sup with horrors. I shrink from
+meeting my friends,&mdash;not that they are not the best people in the world,
+but I dread lest they pour into my ears some newly acquired knowledge of
+wrong-doing. For me, as for others, the sun of noonday is clouded by
+graft, bribery, treachery, and corruption; and I fear to close my eyes
+in the dark because of the pictured crimes that crowd before them.
+Suppose poor Christian had had to drag after him not only his own bag of
+transgressions, but those of Mr. Worldly Wiseman, Mr. Facing-both-ways,
+and all the denizens of Vanity Fair, what chance would he ever have had
+of getting out of the Slough of Despond?</p>
+
+<p>It is not that I wish to shirk; I am not afraid of facing anything that
+I ought to know, and I have not the slightest doubt that we are all, in
+great measure, responsible for our neighbors' sins. But I am not sure
+that we are taking the wisest way to mend them. It seems to me
+incontestable that, with the large issues of individual and of national
+well-being in mind, we<a name="page_112" id="page_112"></a> are over-doing the exposure, and slighting the
+incentives to right action; emphasizing the negative at the expense of
+the positive; and that, with our weakening convictions regarding the
+things that are right, it is dangerous to go on loudly proclaiming the
+things that are wrong. We are much in the position of a village
+improvement society which has pulled down a bridge because it is
+rotting, and is impotent to build another and a better. We have invested
+our national all in wrecking machinery, and have nothing left for
+constructive tools. It is said that in our explosive setting forth of
+civic and national wrong-doing, we are all too prone to stop with the
+explosion, as if mere knowledge of these things would set them right.
+Mere knowledge never yet set anything right; only the ceaselessly
+active, creative will can fashion a world of law out of chaos.</p>
+
+<p>Of the criticism often made that exposure of wrong should be followed,
+more closely than is done here, by constructive action, if anything is
+to be really effected, it is not my task to speak. The aspect of the
+matter which interests me especially concerns the youth of the land; it
+is the educational aspect. Not through loud wailing over evil can a
+nation be built, but through resolute dwelling with high ideals. In
+certain ugly tendencies of recent years among the young, as, for
+instance, the unabashed sensuality of much of the modern dancing, may we
+not detect, perhaps, a cynical<a name="page_113" id="page_113"></a> assumption that life is at basis
+corrupt,&mdash;a natural result of continued harping on evil things, and of
+failure to keep before them images of moral beauty? Our magazine writers
+would be far better employed, if, instead of making our ears constantly
+resound with reports of civic iniquities, they were, part of the time at
+least, studying Plato's <i>Republic</i>, and filling mind and soul with the
+hope of the perfect state. Wrong things we dare hope are of small and
+fleeting consequence as compared with the right; it is not the sin of
+Judas Iscariot, but the righteousness of his Master, that has brought
+the human race a gleam of hope and possible redemption. When I was told,
+not long ago, of a student in one of our great universities who had
+elected 'Criminology 16,' I could not help reflecting that he might far
+better have taken Idealistic Philosophy <small>I</small>.</p>
+
+<p>Whether or not our study of evil should be lessened, our study of the
+good needs to be vastly strengthened. We are losing the vision! 'Your
+old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions,' said the
+prophet, in promising wonders in the heavens and in the earth, after his
+account of fasting, weeping, mourning, and beating the breast. There is
+a time for beating the breast and for tearing the hair, and of this we
+have had our day, but perpetual sitting upon the ash-heap and howling
+will not raise the walls of state. Sitting there may, in time, even
+become a luxury; can it be<a name="page_114" id="page_114"></a> that we are doing so much of it partly
+because it is easier, and because the heaven-sent task of building up
+and shaping is too hard for us?</p>
+
+<p>Take away from youth the power of seeing visions, of dreaming dreams,
+and you take away the future. It would behoove us to remember, perhaps,
+that the eras of great deeds have not been eras of analysis, but eras
+when the creative imagination was at work. Yet our modern mental habit
+is overwhelmingly a habit of analysis, for which science, in teaching us
+to pick the world to bits, is partly, though not wholly, responsible. It
+has brought us an immense amount of interesting information; it has
+brought also a danger whose gravity we can hardly estimate, in the
+constant lessening of the synthetic power. The power to image, to
+fashion high ideals, and to create along the line of the imagining, is
+weakening, instead of growing more strong. In the glorious days of Queen
+Elizabeth, in the unparalleled days of Periclean Athens, great ideals
+formed themselves before men's eyes and great achievements followed;
+emotion, hope, vision, shaped human nature to great issues. I wonder
+what influence those perfect marble representations of perfect form had
+upon the very bodies of the youths and the maidens of Athens, what
+creative force they exercised,&mdash;the imaginative grasp of the perfect
+reaching forward toward perfectness in the human being. I wonder what
+influence the character of Sir Philip Sidney alone, with 'high-erected<a name="page_115" id="page_115"></a>
+thoughts seated in a heart of courtesy,' has had upon succeeding
+generations of English youth. 'A man to be greatly good,' said Shelley,
+'must imagine intensely and comprehensively.'</p>
+
+<p>Here my quarrel with our present intellectual trend and our present
+system of education becomes more acute. We are not only losing the habit
+of mind that fosters idealism, but we are more and more breaking with
+the past. The door of that storehouse of noble thought and noble example
+is being slowly but firmly closed, and there is little in modern
+teaching that can meet the inroads made by the devastating knowledge of
+evil of which we have been speaking; little that can build up where this
+tears down. Study of Greek life, with its incomparable power of shaping
+existence toward the beautiful, is all but cast aside; most
+unfortunately now, when, with the rush of ignorant peoples to our
+shores, it might have a far-reaching potency never attained before. The
+ignorance of contemporary youth regarding that other and finer
+loveliness of 'Gospel books' is amazing. More and more we are stripped
+of the humanities; the incredulity of science in contemplating
+philosophy, art, literature, as part of the educational curriculum, is
+full of menace. There has never been, I think, in the history of the
+civilized world, a time when people were so anxious to cast off the
+past. In our eager Marathon race of material and physical progress we
+want to go as lightly equipped<a name="page_116" id="page_116"></a> as possible. The æroplane carries small
+luggage; our light modern mind is ever ready to throw overboard even its
+precious heritage, in its eagerness for swift flight. As earlier days
+have reverenced the old, we reverence the new, and are all too
+insistently contemporaneous.</p>
+
+<p>We need, as we never needed before, a broader and deeper study of
+history, of philosophy, of literature; for most of our young, a
+knowledge of the mental and spiritual past of the race is of far greater
+importance than a knowledge of the physical past, at the am&oelig;ba stage,
+or any other. Science, much as it can do for us, can never meet our
+deepest need; the world of imaginative beauty and the world of ethical
+endeavor are apart from its domain. It has no spring to touch the will,
+yet that which has, the magnificent inheritance of our literature, is
+more and more neglected for the latest machinery that applied science
+has devised, or the most recent treatise on insect, bird, or worm. It is
+well to study insect, bird, and worm, for they are endlessly
+interesting, but I maintain that neither the full sum of knowledge
+concerning them, nor even the ultimate fact about the ultimate star, can
+be a substitute for knowledge of the idealism of Thomas Carlyle, of the
+categorical imperative of Kant,&mdash;for that study of the humanities which
+means preserving, for the upbuilding of youth, that which was best and
+finest in the past, as we go on toward the future.<a name="page_117" id="page_117"></a></p>
+
+<p>If the swift retort should come, from those who think the present the
+only era of attainment and the physical world the only source of wisdom,
+that the past is full of villainies, of lapses from high standards, one
+can but say that for ethical purposes our study should be frankly a
+selective study, emphasizing the fine and high, subordinating the evil.
+There is no hypocrisy in such selection; there is deliberate choice of
+the higher upon which to dwell, as a formative power, quickening feeling
+and imagination. I have heard it said that a woman, by resolute dwelling
+on things noble and pure, may shape the inner nature of her unborn
+child, and I have faith to believe it. Even so should the nation yet to
+be be shaped by resolute dwelling on the good. It was not all cowardice,
+as many a present writer thinks, that led the mothers of earlier days to
+say little to their sons and daughters regarding evil things, and much
+regarding right things. Doubtless greater frankness would have been
+better, yet I doubt if our protracted dwelling on the evil will produce
+better results.</p>
+
+<p>Should any one object that this emphasis on the good means suppression
+of the truth, we can but reply that, for the rational soul, the truth is
+not necessarily the mechanically worked-out sum of all the facts. That
+we have forgotten the distinction between fact&mdash;that which has indeed
+come to pass, but which may be momentary&mdash;and truth, which endures, is
+one of the<a name="page_118" id="page_118"></a> many signs of what William Sharp calls the 'spiritual
+degradation' of our time. Much of our modern thinking and teaching, much
+of our realistic fiction, rests upon a failure to make the distinction;
+much that is indisputable in individual instances of wrong-doing may be,
+thank God! false in the long run.</p>
+
+<p>'That is not true, scientifically true,' we hear often in regard to some
+fine hope or aspiration of the race; but in the real import of the term
+there is no such thing as scientific truth. It is a pity that a word of
+such profound and distinctive meaning should come to be more and more
+exclusively identified with the observation of physical phenomena, and
+the formulation of physical laws, whereas the very root-meaning of the
+word true, from Anglo-Saxon <i>treowe</i>, signifying faithful, gives
+justification for the idealist's belief that vital truth is partly a
+matter of the will, not of mere perception and of intellectual
+deductions drawn therefrom. We have need of deeper truth than that of
+mere fact; and the truth that shall set us free is a truth of choice, of
+selection; it embraces that part of human thought and human experience
+which is worth keeping.</p>
+
+<p>Faithfulness to the best and finest in the past and in the present,
+rather than horrified gaping at the present's worst, is the attitude
+that means continued and bettered life, for we become what we will. What
+are we offering, in the way of concrete examples, or of finely expressed
+thought about virtue, to the young, to the<a name="page_119" id="page_119"></a> ignorant nations who are
+pouring in upon us, that will help them form their vision of the
+perfect? With our narrowing knowledge of the greater past, our choice of
+heroes becomes more and more local and national, yet our hierarchy of
+sacred dead is too small to afford that variety of heroic action and
+heroic choice that should always be kept before the minds of youth. We
+teach them that George Washington never told a lie; we teach them
+something&mdash;and there could be nothing better&mdash;of Lincoln; but those two
+figures are lonely upon Olympus, and the great tragic story of the way
+in which Lincoln faced the greatest crisis in our history will not alone
+suffice to help the everyday citizen shape his thought and action toward
+constructive idealism. The lesser heroes of our young republic have
+acquitted themselves nobly in this struggle and in that, but the
+struggles have been too closely akin in nature to give the embryo hero
+that breadth and depth of nurture that he requires. We need an enlarged
+vision of history, and the sight of great men of all ages faithful to
+small tasks as to great; we need the companionship of heroes of other
+times and of other nations, and not of military heroes alone. Saint
+Francis with his unceasing tenderness to man and beast, Father Damien at
+work among the lepers, might far better occupy the pages of our
+magazines, than the pictured deeds of criminals and the achievements of
+contemporary multimillionaires.</p>
+
+<p>If we need a wider range of concrete examples of the<a name="page_120" id="page_120"></a> good, we need
+still more a wider range of nobly expressed ideals. Our thought grows
+narrow; we smother for lack of breathing space. Benjamin Franklin's
+philosophy was far from grasping the best of life, yet we remember him
+better than we do our Emerson, whose plea for spiritual values as the
+only real ones is lost in the louder and louder groaning of the wheels
+of our machinery. The idealism that is taught the young in Sunday
+schools is too often inextricably bound up with unnecessary theology;
+and many and many a pupil, in discarding the latter, discards the other
+also. The ideal of success upheld in much journalistic admonition is
+often rather mean and low; the young of this country need no printed
+incentives to urge them into commercialism and the victories of trade.
+The best influences that are being brought to bear upon them are those
+which concern social responsibilities and the needs of the poor. Yet all
+this thought and endeavor should supplement and not supersede, as it is
+doing, a deep concern with the things of the spirit; and no admonition
+regarding hygiene for one's self or others is a substitute for&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="right">A sense sublime</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Of something far more deeply interfused,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Whose dwelling is the light of setting suns,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And the round ocean, and the living air,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And the blue sky, and in the mind of man;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">A motion and a spirit, that impels</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">All thinking things, all objects of all thought</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And rolls through all things.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p><a name="page_121" id="page_121"></a></p>
+
+<p>The great things of the past in all nations, history can teach us; the
+possible, both literature and philosophy can teach us. We must forego no
+noble expression of idealistic faith, lest we impoverish our own souls,
+and beggar those who come after us. The pure intellectual passion of
+Bacon's <i>Advancement of Learning</i>, the noble stoicism of Marcus
+Aurelius, the spiritual vision of Plato, of Spenser, the heroic strain
+of Wordsworth's 'Liberty Sonnets' and his 'Happy Warrior,' Shelley's
+ardent and generous sympathy, Browning's dynamic spiritual force, should
+make up part of our life and thought, checking our insistent impulse
+toward mechanical things, and correcting the evil within and without.
+More than anything else, we need a revival of interest in great poetry.</p>
+
+<p>'Now therein of all sciences,' said Sir Philip Sidney, 'is our poet the
+monarch. For he doth not only show the way, but giveth so sweet a
+prospect into the way as will entice any man to enter it.... He cometh
+to you with words set in delightful proportion, either accompanied with,
+or prepared for, the well-enchanting skill of music; and with a tale,
+forsooth, he cometh unto you, with a tale which holdeth children from
+play, and old men from the chimney-corner, and, pretending no more, doth
+intend the winning of the mind from wickedness to virtue.'</p>
+
+<p>The poet's 'perfect picture' of the good, the great image, causes noble
+passion, wakes us out of our 'habitual<a name="page_122" id="page_122"></a> calm,' and stirs us almost
+beyond our possibilities. The imagination is the miracle-working power
+in human nature; through it alone can the human soul come to its own.
+Only that which is fine and high can feed it aright, while baseness can
+make of it a destructive tool of terrible power. As I think back to
+childhood, I can remember the devastating effect that one tale of
+cruelty had upon my mind, haunting me by day in vivid pictures, turning
+my dreams to horror, and making me, while the obsession lasted, believe
+that the world of grown folk must be all alike cruel. So, too, the
+compelling vision of the good came through concrete instances; and the
+people, both the living and the dead, in whom I passionately believed,
+shaped all my faith.</p>
+
+<p>The imagination of youth,&mdash;there is no power like it, no machine that
+can equal it in dynamic force, nothing so full of power, so full of
+danger. We become that which we look upon, contemplate, remember; it is
+for this that I dread the ultimate effect of the long, imaginative
+picturing of our neighbor's sins now presented in our periodicals.
+Images of evil can hardly help dimming and tarnishing the bright ideals
+of youth; is there no way&mdash;with all our modern wisdom can we find no
+way&mdash;of limiting our exposure of crime to the people who can be of
+service in helping check it, and keeping it from those who cannot help,
+but can only be silently hurt? A moment, an hour of some fresh vision,
+and a<a name="page_123" id="page_123"></a> child's destiny is perhaps decided for good or for ill. One
+afternoon's reading of Spenser made the boy Keats a poet; who, knowing
+the potency of brief experience in the flush of youth, can doubt the
+lasting wrong wrought again and again by the sudden shock of contact
+with things evil?</p>
+
+<p>Many images of wrong must of necessity come to the young; let them not
+be multiplied in our feverish and morbid fashion of to-day. Above all,
+let them be crowded out by constant suggestion of noble images and noble
+thought, which will work both consciously and subconsciously, shaping
+the dream when the dreamer is least aware. To hold up before the ardent
+and impressionable young that which they may become in strength, in
+purity, would surely be better than placing before them this perpetual
+moving-picture show of our civic and national transgressions. I can but
+believe, as I read article after article of exposure, that this
+continued presentation to youth of the unholy side of life, with our
+increasing tendency to make education a mere matter of the intellect and
+of the eye, is bound to lessen the moral energy of the race. Would it
+not be better if we were more diligent in searching history, philosophy,
+literature, for 'whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are
+lovely, whatsoever things are of good report,' and in bidding the young
+think on these things?<a name="page_124" id="page_124"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_124.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_124_sml.jpg" width="550" height="121" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="On_Authors" id="On_Authors"></a>On Authors<br /><br />
+<small>By Margaret Preston Montague</small></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> <small>WRITE</small> myself; therefore I feel free to say what I please about
+authors; but if you, sir, or madam, who read, but do not write, were to
+give voice to the reflections that are even now beginning to distill
+from my pencil, I should doubtless resent them. And here, indeed, I am
+faced by the sudden reflection that much of what I say myself I might
+resent in the mouths of others. This leads to a whole new train of
+thought, which, however, I refuse to take, and board instead the one I
+set out for,&mdash;The Authors' Unlimited. There are many things to be
+remarked about authors, but in so short a paper it is possible to touch
+upon only a very few. One of the first facts that strikes the
+investigator in this field is that members of my profession do not
+always appear to endear themselves to those with whom they have
+dealings.</p>
+
+<p>'What do you think of authors?' I once asked an editor.</p>
+
+<p>'I hate 'em!' he answered without a moment's hesitation.<a name="page_125" id="page_125"></a></p>
+
+<p>Another editor assured me, with a weary sigh, that authors were 'kittle
+cattle.' This affords a writer a little leap of amusement. So editors
+suffer from authors, even as authors from editors! Well, yes, we <i>are</i>
+kittle cattle! But some of this is due, no doubt, to what people expect
+of us. I was presented once to a lady who immediately fixed me with an
+eager eye.</p>
+
+<p>'I am making a study of the habits of authors,' she announced. (Here a
+dreadful sinking of the heart assailed me.) 'Kindly tell me at what hour
+you retire.'</p>
+
+<p>'Usually at half-past ten,' I answered wretchedly.</p>
+
+<p>At that, as I had expected, her eyebrows went up. 'The author of <i>When
+All Was Dark</i>,' she informed me, 'sits up all night. She says she cannot
+sleep until she has savored the dawn.' However, she was kind enough to
+give me another chance. 'What do you eat?' she asked.</p>
+
+<p>'Three hearty meals a day,' I answered.</p>
+
+<p>'Not <i>breakfast</i>!' she pleaded. 'Why, St. George Dreamer <i>never</i> takes
+more than three drops of brandy on a lump of sugar in the morning. Just
+the sight of a coffee cup will upset his work for a week.'</p>
+
+<p>And then she left me, sure, I have no doubt, that no real author could
+confess to such distressingly normal habits as mine.</p>
+
+<p>Doubtless she is an eager reader of all those little paragraphs
+informing us how authors write. How this one has to have his black mammy
+rub his head for an<a name="page_126" id="page_126"></a> hour before he can even think of work; and that one
+confesses that to write a love scene she must have the odor of decayed
+bananas in the room. Well, the world would be a sadder place without
+these little paragraphs. Would that I had something of a like nature to
+offer! But alas! I have no black mammy, and the smell of over-ripe fruit
+leaves my hero cold. Also, to give forth such gems of information one
+must be able to observe a certain rule. It is, Don't laugh or you might
+wake up. This rule is always sacredly in force at literary gatherings.
+The fact of being an author, and of being at an authors' meeting,
+induces, it appears, an intense seriousness. In my younger days I did
+not realize this, and once at a gathering of this nature, I asked a
+carefree question. 'Do you think,' I inquired of the author next me,
+'that it is possible for an unmusical person to write verse?'</p>
+
+<p>I confess now that I put the question somewhat in the spirit of the
+Irishman, who, asking after his friend's health, added, 'Not that I care
+a damn, but it makes conversation.' Heaven defend me from ever again
+making so much conversation! A gleam shot up in my author's eye. 'Let us
+go over and ask Professor &mdash;&mdash; ' he cried. 'He wrote <i>What Poets Cannot
+Do</i>. He's just the man to tell us!' And before I could escape, he
+dragged me through the press of authors, and flung me before the
+professor, with the tag, 'Unmusical, but aspires to write verse,&mdash;is
+this possible?'<a name="page_127" id="page_127"></a></p>
+
+<p>I know now how the beetle feels beneath the microscope. Seeing the
+little group we made, two young authors 'hurried up, and more, and more,
+and more.' They surrounded me to listen, to inspect, to comment; they
+asked one another eager questions about me, they compared notes, they
+appealed to the author of <i>What Poets Cannot Do</i>, and always their
+dreadful eyes were fixed upon me. Never, never again will I dare the
+dreadful seriousness of an authors' meeting with an idle question!</p>
+
+<p>I have also learned another lesson. It is how to converse with authors.
+I shudder now to think of my early and crude attempts in this matter.
+The remembrance of one particular occasion stands out with dreadful
+vividness. I had been introduced to a distinguished writer. She raised
+her eyes to mine for a wan instant, a pale flicker of recognition passed
+over her face, and then&mdash;silence. Readers,&mdash;nay, let me call you friends
+while I make this terrible confession,&mdash;<i>I broke that silence!</i> I was
+young; I did not understand. I do now. I have never been able since to
+read 'The Ancient Mariner'&mdash;I know too well the awfulness of having shot
+an albatross. 'The lady,' I said to my inexperienced self, 'does not
+care to converse; she expects you to do so.' Accordingly, I broke into
+light and cheerful talk, something in conversation corresponding, I
+fear, to what in dry goods the clerk recommends as 'a nice line of
+spring styles.' I realize that only a series of<a name="page_128" id="page_128"></a> illustrations can make
+the situation clear. Imagine then, if you please, a tinkling cymbal
+serenading a smouldering volcano; a puppy trying to woo the Sphinx to a
+game of tag; sunlit waves breaking upon a 'stern and rock-bound coast,'
+and you may get a faint idea of the situation. I began almost
+immediately to experience that far-from-home sensation of which
+Humpty-Dumpty speaks with so much feeling. As I beheld one after another
+of my little remarks dash itself to nothingness against that stern and
+rock-bound coast, only the time and the place kept me from bursting into
+tears. Fortunately it did not last too long. In another minute one or
+the other of us would have shattered into the maniac's wild laughter.
+And I have every reason to fear that I should have been that one.
+Others, however, realizing the awful thing I was doing, rushed up and
+separated us. Sympathetic hands were stretched to her; low words were
+murmured, and she was drawn into a secluded corner where her silence
+might be preserved from any further onslaughts of a like sacrilegious
+nature. But no one stretched a hand to <i>me</i>; no sympathetic words were
+murmured in <i>my</i> ear!</p>
+
+<p>I now know that in conversations with authors there should be long
+pauses. This is because every remark, after being received by the ear,
+must be submitted to a strict brain analysis, and then given a soul-bath
+before it is proper to venture a reply. I have found, also,<a name="page_129" id="page_129"></a> that in
+answering too quickly, I myself lose caste. I now make it a point never
+to respond to a question addressed to me by an author until I have
+counted twenty. If the author is very distinguished, I make it fifty for
+good measure.</p>
+
+<p>Much more remains to be said about authors. I realize that I have, as it
+were, merely scraped the surface of the subject. Space, however, allows
+me only room to add one last anecdote. But this one may indeed prove
+more illuminating than all that has gone before. Once, then, in a
+certain city where I was visiting, I was invited to attend a meeting of
+its authors' club. 'Now at this meeting,' I instructed myself before
+going, 'you will probably encounter the most serious species of author
+native to this climate.' Accordingly I set forth with a light and
+expectant heart. As I entered the hall I was aware of another person
+entering from an opposite door,&mdash;a serious, awkward person, with just
+that peculiar, vague, and almost feeble-minded expression that I have
+come to associate with writers in general. 'Behold, my child, the
+<span class="smcap">SERIOUS AUTHOR</span>,' I commented happily to myself. I looked again, and saw
+it was <i>myself in a mirror</i>!<a name="page_130" id="page_130"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_130.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_130_sml.jpg" width="550" height="123" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="The_Provincial_American" id="The_Provincial_American"></a>The Provincial American<br /><br />
+<small>By Meredith Nicholson</small></h2>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left"><i>Viola.</i></td><td align="left">What country, friends, is this?</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><i>Captain.</i></td><td align="right">Illyria, lady.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><i>Viola.</i></td><td align="left">And what should I do in Illyria?</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td><td align="left">My brother he is in Elysium.</td></tr>
+<tr><td colspan="2" align="right"><i>&mdash;Twelfth Night.</i></td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> <small>AM</small> a provincial American. My forbears were farmers or country-town
+folk. They followed the long trail over the mountains out of Virginia
+and North Carolina, with brief sojourns in Western Pennsylvania and
+Kentucky. My parents were born, the one in Kentucky, the other in
+Indiana, within two and four hours of the spot where I pen these
+reflections, and I was a grown man and had voted before I saw the sea or
+any Eastern city.</p>
+
+<p>In attempting to illustrate the provincial point of view out of my own
+experiences I am moved by no wish to celebrate either the Hoosier
+commonwealth&mdash;which has not lacked nobler advertisement&mdash;or myself; but
+by the hope that I may cheer many who, flung by fate upon the world's
+byways, shuffle and shrink under the reproach of their metropolitan
+brethren.<a name="page_131" id="page_131"></a></p>
+
+<p>Mr. George Ade has said, speaking of our freshwater colleges, that
+Purdue University, his own alma mater, offers everything that Harvard
+provides except the sound of <i>a</i> as in father. I have been told that I
+speak our <i>lingua rustica</i> only slightly corrupted by urban contacts.
+Anywhere east of Buffalo I should be known as a Westerner; I could not
+disguise myself if I would. I find that I am most comfortable in a town
+whose population does not exceed a fifth of a million,&mdash;the kind of
+place that enjoys street-car transfers, a woman's club, and a post
+office with carrier delivery.</p>
+
+<h3>I</h3>
+
+<p>Across a hill-slope that knew my childhood, a bugle's grieving melody
+used to float often through the summer twilight. A highway lay hidden in
+the little vale below, and beyond it the unknown musician was quite
+concealed, and was never visible to the world I knew. Those trumpetings
+have lingered always in my memory, and color my recollection of all that
+was near and dear in those days. Men who had left camp and field for the
+soberer routine of civil life were not yet fully domesticated. My bugler
+was merely solacing himself for lost joys by recurring to the vocabulary
+of the trumpet. I am confident that he enjoyed himself; and I am equally
+sure that his trumpetings peopled the dusk for me with great captains
+and mighty armies, and touched with a certain militancy all my youthful
+dreaming.<a name="page_132" id="page_132"></a></p>
+
+<p>No American boy born during or immediately after the Civil War can have
+escaped in those years the vivid impressions derived from the sight and
+speech of men who had fought its battles, or women who had known its
+terror and grief. Chief among my playthings on that peaceful hillside
+was the sword my father had borne at Shiloh and on to the sea; and I
+remember, too, his uniform coat and sash and epaulets and the tattered
+guidon of his battery, that, falling to my lot as toys, yet imparted to
+my childish consciousness a sense of what war had been. The young
+imagination was kindled in those days by many and great names. Lincoln,
+Grant, and Sherman were among the first lispings of Northern children of
+my generation; and in the little town where I was born, lived men who
+had spoken with them face to face. I did not know, until I sought them
+later for myself, the fairy tales that are every child's birthright; and
+I imagine that children of my generation heard less of</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; old, unhappy, far-off things</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And battles long ago,</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p class="nind">and more of the men and incidents of contemporaneous history. Great
+spirits still on earth were sojourning. I saw several times, in his last
+years, the iron-willed Hoosier War Governor, Oliver P. Morton. By the
+time I was ten, a broader field of observation opening through my
+parents' removal to the state capital, I had myself beheld Grant and
+Sherman; and every day<a name="page_133" id="page_133"></a> I passed in the street men who had been partners
+with them in the great, heroic, sad, splendid struggle. These things I
+set down as a background for the observations that follow,&mdash;less as text
+than as point of departure; yet I believe that bugler, sounding charge
+and retreat and taps in the dusk, and those trappings of war beneath
+whose weight I strutted upon that hillside, did much toward establishing
+in me a certain habit of mind. From that hillside I have since
+ineluctably viewed my country and my countrymen and the larger world.</p>
+
+<p>Emerson records Thoreau's belief that 'the flora of Massachusetts
+embraced almost all the important plants of America,&mdash;most of the oaks,
+most of the willows, the best pines, the ash, the maple, the beech, the
+nuts. He returned Kane's arctic voyage to a friend of whom he had
+borrowed it, with the remark, that most of the phenomena noted might be
+observed in Concord.'</p>
+
+<p>The complacency of the provincial mind is due less, I believe, to
+stupidity and ignorance, than to the fact that every American county is
+in a sense complete, a political and social unit, in which the sovereign
+rights of a free people are expressed by the courthouse and town hall,
+spiritual freedom by the village church-spire, and hope and aspiration
+in the school-house. Every reader of American fiction, particularly in
+the realm of the short story, must have observed the great variety<a name="page_134" id="page_134"></a> of
+quaint and racy characters disclosed. These are the <i>dramatis personæ</i>
+of that great American novel which some one has said is being written in
+installments. Writers of fiction hear constantly of characters who would
+be well worth their study. In reading two recent novels that penetrate
+to the heart of provincial life, Mr. White's <i>A Certain Rich Man</i> and
+Mrs. Watts's <i>Nathan Burke</i>, I felt that the characters depicted might,
+with unimportant exceptions, have been found almost anywhere in those
+American states that shared the common history of Kansas and Ohio. Mr.
+Winston Churchill, in his admirable novels of New England, has shown how
+closely the purely local is allied to the universal. 'Woodchuck
+sessions' have been held by many American legislatures.</p>
+
+<p>When <i>David Harum</i> appeared, characters similar to the hero of that
+novel were reported in every part of the country. I rarely visit a town
+that has not its cracker-barrel philosopher, or a poet who would shine
+but for the callous heart of the magazine editor, or an artist of
+supreme though unrecognized talent, or a forensic orator of wonderful
+powers, or a mechanical genius whose inventions are bound to
+revolutionize the industrial world. In Maine, in the back room of a shop
+whose windows looked down upon a tidal river, I have listened to tariff
+discussions in the dialect of Hosea Biglow; and a few weeks later have
+heard farmers along the un-salt Wabash debating the same questions<a name="page_135" id="page_135"></a> from
+a point of view that revealed no masted ships or pine woods, with a new
+sense of the fine tolerance and sanity and reasonableness of our
+American people. Mr. James Whitcomb Riley, one of the shrewdest students
+of provincial character, introduced me one day to a friend of his in a
+village near Indianapolis who bore a striking resemblance to Abraham
+Lincoln, and who had something of Lincoln's gift of humorous narration.
+This man kept a country store, and his attitude toward his customers,
+and 'trade' in general, was delicious in its drollery. Men said to be
+'like Lincoln' have not been rare in the Mississippi Valley, and
+politicians have been known to encourage belief in the resemblance.</p>
+
+<p>Colonel Higginson has said that in the Cambridge of his youth any member
+of the Harvard faculty could answer any question within the range of
+human knowledge; whereas in these days of specialization some man can
+answer the question, but it may take a week's investigation to find him.
+In 'our town'&mdash;a poor virgin, sir, an ill-favored thing, sir, but mine
+own!&mdash;I dare say it was possible in that <i>post bellum</i> era to find men
+competent to deal with almost any problem. These were mainly men of
+humble beginnings and all essentially the product of our American
+provinces. I should like to set down briefly the ineffaceable impression
+some of these characters left upon me. I am precluded by a variety of
+considerations from extending<a name="page_136" id="page_136"></a> this recital. The rich field of education
+I ignore altogether; and I may mention only those who have gone. As it
+is beside my purpose to prove that mine own people are other than
+typical of those of most American communities, I check my exuberance.
+Sad indeed the offending if I should protest too much!</p>
+
+<h3>II</h3>
+
+<p>In the days when the bugle still mourned across the vale, Lew Wallace
+was a citizen of my native town of Crawfordsville. There he had amused
+himself in the years immediately before the civil conflict, in drilling
+a company of 'Algerian Zouaves' known as the Montgomery Guards, of which
+my father was a member, and this was the nucleus of the Eleventh Indiana
+Regiment which Wallace commanded in the early months of the war. It is
+not, however, of Wallace's military services that I wish to speak now,
+nor of his writings, but of the man himself as I knew him later at the
+capital, at a time when, in the neighborhood of the federal building at
+Indianapolis, any boy might satisfy his longing for heroes with a sight
+of many of our Hoosier Olympians. He was of medium height, erect, dark
+to swarthiness, with finely chiseled features and keen, black eyes, with
+manners the most courtly, and a voice unusually musical and haunting.
+His appearance, his tastes, his manner, were strikingly Oriental.</p>
+
+<p>He had a strong theatric instinct, and his life was<a name="page_137" id="page_137"></a> filled with
+drama&mdash;with melodrama, even. His curiosity led him into the study of
+many subjects, most of them remote from the affairs of his day. He was
+both dreamer and man of action; he could be 'idler than the idlest
+flowers,' yet he was always busy about something. He was an aristocrat
+and a democrat; he was wise and temperate, whimsical and injudicious in
+a breath. As a youth he had seen visions, and as an old man he dreamed
+dreams. The mysticism in him was deep-planted, and he was always a
+little aloof, a man apart. His capacity for detachment was like that of
+Sir Richard Burton, who, at a great company given in his honor, was
+found alone poring over a puzzling Arabic manuscript in an obscure
+corner of the house. Wallace, like Burton, would have reached Mecca, if
+chance had led him to that adventure.</p>
+
+<p>Wallace dabbled in politics without ever being a politician; and I might
+add that he practiced law without ever being, by any high standard, a
+lawyer. He once spoke of the law as 'that most detestable of human
+occupations.' First and last he tried his hand at all the arts. He
+painted a little; he moulded a little in clay; he knew something of
+music and played the violin; he made three essays in romance. As boy and
+man he went soldiering; he was a civil governor, and later a minister to
+Turkey. In view of his sympathetic interest in Eastern life and
+character, nothing could have been more appropriate than his appointment
+to<a name="page_138" id="page_138"></a> Constantinople. The Sultan Abdul Hamid, harassed and anxious, used
+to send for him at odd hours of the night to come and talk to him, and
+offered him on his retirement a number of positions in the Turkish
+government.</p>
+
+<p>With all this rich experience of the larger world, he remained the
+simplest of natures. He was as interested in a new fishing-tackle as in
+a new book, and carried both to his houseboat on the Kankakee, where, at
+odd moments, he retouched a manuscript for the press, and discussed
+politics with the natives. Here was a man who could talk of the <i>Song of
+Roland</i> as zestfully as though it had just been reported from the
+telegraph office.</p>
+
+<p>I frankly confess that I never met him without a thrill, even in his
+last years and when the ardor of my youthful hero worship may be said to
+have passed. He was an exotic, our Hoosier Arab, our story-teller of the
+bazaars. When I saw him in his last illness, it was as though I looked
+upon a gray sheik about to fare forth unawed toward unmapped oases.</p>
+
+<p>No lesson of the Civil War was more striking than that taught by the
+swift transitions of our citizen soldiery from civil to military life,
+and back again. This impressed me as a boy, and I used to wonder, as I
+passed my heroes on their peaceful errands in the street, why they had
+put down the sword when there must still be work somewhere for fighting
+men to do.<a name="page_139" id="page_139"></a> The judge of the federal court at this time was Walter Q.
+Gresham, brevetted brigadier-general, who was destined later to adorn
+the cabinets of presidents of two political parties. He was cordial and
+magnetic; his were the handsomest and friendliest of brown eyes, and a
+noble gravity spoke in them. Among the lawyers who practiced before him
+were Benjamin Harrison and Thomas A. Hendricks, who became respectively
+President and Vice-President.</p>
+
+<p>Those Hoosiers who admired Gresham ardently were often less devotedly
+attached to Harrison, who lacked Gresham's warmth and charm. General
+Harrison was akin to the Covenanters who bore both Bible and sword into
+battle. His eminence in the law was due to his deep learning in its
+history and philosophy. Short of stature, and without grace of
+person,&mdash;with a voice pitched rather high,&mdash;he was a remarkably
+interesting and persuasive speaker. If I may so put it, his political
+speeches were addressed as to a trial judge rather than to a jury, his
+appeal being to reason and not to passion or prejudice. He could, in
+rapid flights of campaigning, speak to many audiences in a day without
+repeating himself. He was measured and urbane; his discourses abounded
+in apt illustration; he was never dull. He never stooped to pietistic
+clap-trap, or chanted the jaunty chauvinism that has so often caused the
+Hoosier stars to blink.</p>
+
+<p>Among the Democratic leaders of that period, Hendricks<a name="page_140" id="page_140"></a> was one of the
+ablest, and a man of many attractive qualities. His dignity was always
+impressive, and his appearance suggested the statesman of an earlier
+time. It is one of immortality's harsh ironies that a man who was a
+gentleman, and who stood moreover pretty squarely for the policies that
+it pleased him to defend, should be published to the world in a bronze
+effigy in his own city as a bandy-legged and tottering tramp, in a frock
+coat that never was on sea or land.</p>
+
+<p>Joseph E. McDonald, a Senator in Congress, was held in affectionate
+regard by a wide constituency. He was an independent and vigorous
+character who never lost a certain raciness and tang. On my first timid
+venture into the fabled East I rode with him in a day-coach from
+Washington to New York on a slow train. At some point he saw a peddler
+of fried oysters on a station platform, alighted to make a purchase, and
+ate his luncheon quite democratically from the paper parcel in his car
+seat. He convoyed me across the ferry, asked where I expected to stop,
+and explained that he did not like the European plan; he liked, he said,
+to have 'full swing at a bill of fare.'</p>
+
+<p>I used often to look upon the towering form of Daniel W. Voorhees, whom
+Sulgrove, an Indiana journalist with a gift for translating Macaulay
+into Hoosierese, had named 'The Tall Sycamore of the Wabash.' In a
+crowded hotel lobby I can still see him, cloaked and silk-hatted, the
+centre of the throng, and my strict<a name="page_141" id="page_141"></a> upbringing in the antagonistic
+political faith did not diminish my admiration for his eloquence.</p>
+
+<p>Such were some of the characters who came and went in the streets of our
+provincial capital in those days.</p>
+
+<h3>III</h3>
+
+<p>In discussions under captions similar to mine it is often maintained
+that railways, telegraphs, telephones, and newspapers are knitting us
+together, so that soon we shall all be keyed to a metropolitan pitch.
+The proof adduced in support of this is of the most trivial, but it
+strikes me as wholly undesirable that we should all be ironed out and
+conventionalized. In the matter of dress, for example, the women of our
+town used to take their fashions from <i>Godey's</i> and <i>Peterson's via</i>
+Cincinnati; but now that we are only eighteen hours from New York, with
+a well-traveled path from the Wabash to Paris, my counselors among the
+elders declare that the tone of our society&mdash;if I may use so perilous a
+word&mdash;has changed little from our good old black alpaca days. The hobble
+skirt receives prompt consideration in the 'Main' street of any town,
+and is viewed with frank curiosity, but it is only a one day's wonder. A
+lively runaway or the barbaric yawp of a new street fakir may dethrone
+it at any time.</p>
+
+<p>New York and Boston tailors solicit custom among us biennially, but
+nothing is so stubborn as our provincial distrust of fine raiment. I
+looked with awe, in<a name="page_142" id="page_142"></a> my boyhood, upon a pair of mammoth blue-jeans
+trousers that were flung high from a flagstaff in the centre of
+Indianapolis, in derision of a Democratic candidate for governor, James
+D. Williams, who was addicted to the wearing of jeans. The Democrats
+sagaciously accepted the challenge, made 'honest blue jeans' the
+battle-cry, and defeated Benjamin Harrison, the 'kid-glove' candidate of
+the Republicans. Harmless demagoguery this or bad judgment on the part
+of the Republicans; and yet I dare say that if the sartorial issue
+should again become acute in our politics the banner of bifurcated jeans
+would triumph now as then. A Hoosier statesman who to-day occupies high
+office once explained to me his refusal of sugar for his coffee by
+remarking that he didn't like to waste sugar that way; he wanted to keep
+it for his lettuce. I do not urge sugared lettuce as symbolizing our
+higher provincialism, but mayonnaise may be poison to men who are
+nevertheless competent to construe and administer law.</p>
+
+<p>It is much more significant that we are all thinking about the same
+things at the same time, than that Farnam Street, Omaha, and Fifth
+Avenue, New York, should vibrate to the same shade of necktie. The
+distribution of periodicals is so managed that California and Maine cut
+the leaves of their magazines on the same day. Rural free delivery has
+hitched the farmer's wagon to the telegraph office, and you can't buy
+his wife's butter now until he has scanned the produce<a name="page_143" id="page_143"></a> market in his
+newspaper. This immediacy of contact does not alter the provincial point
+of view. New York and Texas, Oregon and Florida, will continue to see
+things at different angles, and it is for the good of all of us that
+this is so. We have no national political, social, or intellectual
+centre. There is no 'season' in New York, as in London, during which all
+persons distinguished in any of these particulars meet on common ground.
+Washington is our nearest approach to such a meeting-place, but it
+offers only short vistas. We of the country visit Boston for the
+symphony, or New York for the opera, or Washington to view the
+government machine at work, but nowhere do interesting people
+representative of all our ninety millions ever assemble under one roof.
+All our capitals are, as Lowell put it, 'fractional,' and we shall
+hardly have a centre while our country is so nearly a continent.</p>
+
+<p>Nothing in our political system could be wiser than our dispersion into
+provinces. Sweep from the map the lines that divide the states and we
+should huddle like sheep suddenly deprived of the protection of known
+walls and flung upon the open prairie. State lines and local pride are
+in themselves a pledge of stability. The elasticity of our system makes
+possible a variety of governmental experiments by which the whole
+country profits. We should all rejoice that the parochial mind is so
+open, so eager, so earnest, so tolerant. Even the most buckramed
+conservative on the Eastern coastline,<a name="page_144" id="page_144"></a> scornful of the political
+follies of our far-lying provinces, must view with some interest the
+dallyings of Oregon with the Referendum, and of Des Moines with the
+Commission System. If Milwaukee wishes to try Socialism, the rest of us
+need not complain. Democracy will cease to be democracy when all its
+problems are solved and everybody votes the same ticket.</p>
+
+<p>States that produce the most cranks are prodigal of the corn that pays
+the dividends on the railroads the cranks despise. Indiana's amiable
+feeling toward New York is not altered by her sister's rejection or
+acceptance of the direct primary, a benevolent device of noblest
+intention, under which, not long ago, in my own commonwealth, my fellow
+citizens expressed their distrust of me with unmistakable emphasis. It
+is no great matter, but in open convention also I have perished by the
+sword. Nothing can thwart the chastening hand of a righteous people.</p>
+
+<p>All passes; humor alone is the touchstone of democracy. I search the
+newspapers daily for tidings of Kansas, and in the ways of Oklahoma I
+find delight. The Emporia <i>Gazette</i> is quite as patriotic as the
+Springfield <i>Republican</i> or the New York <i>Post</i>, and to my own taste,
+far less depressing. I subscribed for a year to the Charleston <i>News and
+Courier</i>, and was saddened by the tameness of its sentiments; for I
+remember (it must have been in 1884) the shrinking horror with<a name="page_145" id="page_145"></a> which I
+saw daily in the Indiana Republican organ a quotation from Wade Hampton
+to the effect that 'these are the same principles for which Lee and
+Jackson fought four years on Virginia's soil.' Most of us are
+entertained when Colonel Watterson rises to speak for Kentucky and
+invokes the star-eyed goddess. When we call the roll of the states, if
+Malvolio answer for any, let us suffer him in tolerance and rejoice in
+his yellow stockings. 'God give them wisdom that have it; and those that
+are fools, let them use their talents.'</p>
+
+<p>Every community has its dissenters, protestants, kickers, cranks, the
+more the merrier. I early formed a high resolve to strive for membership
+in this execrated company. George W. Julian,&mdash;one of the noblest of
+Hoosiers,&mdash;who had been the Free-Soil candidate for Vice-President in
+1852, a delegate to the first Republican convention, five times a member
+of Congress, a supporter of Greeley's candidacy, and a Democrat in the
+consulship of Cleveland, was a familiar figure in our streets. In 1884 I
+was dusting law-books in an office where mugwumpery flourished, and
+where the iniquities of the tariff, Matthew Arnold's theological
+opinions, and the writings of Darwin, Spencer, and Huxley were discussed
+at intervals in the day's business.</p>
+
+<h3>IV</h3>
+
+<p>It is constantly complained that we Americans give too much time to
+politics, but there could be no safer<a name="page_146" id="page_146"></a> way of utilizing that extra drop
+of vital fluid which Matthew Arnold found in us. Epithets of opprobrium
+pinned to a Nebraskan in 1896 were riveted upon a citizen of New York in
+1910, and who, then, was the gentleman? No doubt many voices will cry in
+the wilderness before we reach the promised land. A people which has
+been fed on the Bible is bound to hear the rumble of Pharaoh's chariots.
+It is in the blood to feel the oppressor's wrong, the proud man's
+contumely. The winter evenings are long on the prairies, and we must
+always be fashioning a crown for Cæsar or rehearsing his funeral rites.
+No great danger can ever seriously menace the nation so long as the
+remotest citizen clings to his faith that he is a part of the
+governmental mechanism and can at any time throw it out of adjustment if
+it doesn't run to suit him. He can go into the court-house and see the
+men he helped to place in office; or if they were chosen in spite of
+him, he pays his taxes just the same and waits for another chance to
+turn the rascals out.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Bryce wrote: 'This tendency to acquiescence and submission; this
+sense of the insignificance of individual effort, this belief that the
+affairs of men are swayed by large forces whose movement may be studied
+but cannot be turned, I have ventured to call the Fatalism of the
+Multitude.' It is, I should say, one of the most encouraging phenomena
+of the score of years that have elapsed since Mr. Bryce's <i>American
+Commonwealth<a name="page_147" id="page_147"></a></i> appeared, that we have grown much less conscious of the
+crushing weight of the mass. It has been with something of a child's
+surprise in his ultimate successful manipulation of a toy whose
+mechanism has baffled him that we have begun to realize that, after all,
+the individual counts. The pressure of the mass will yet be felt, but in
+spite of its persistence there are abundant signs that the individual is
+asserting himself more and more, and even the undeniable acceptance of
+collectivist ideas in many quarters helps to prove it. With all our
+faults and defaults of understanding,&mdash;populism, free silver, Coxey's
+army, and the rest of it,&mdash;we of the West have not done so badly. Be not
+impatient with the young man Absalom; the mule knows his way to the oak
+tree!</p>
+
+<p>Blaine lost Indiana in 1884; Bryan failed thrice to carry it. The
+campaign of 1910 in Indiana was remarkable for the stubbornness of
+'silent' voters, who listened respectfully to the orators but left the
+managers of both parties in the air as to their intentions. In the
+Indiana Democratic State Convention of 1910 a gentleman was furiously
+hissed for ten minutes amid a scene of wildest tumult; but the cause he
+advocated won, and the ticket nominated in that memorable convention
+succeeded in November. Within fifty years Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois
+have sent to Washington seven presidents, elected for ten terms. Without
+discussing the value of their public services it may be said that it has
+been an<a name="page_148" id="page_148"></a> important demonstration to our Mid-Western people of the
+closeness of their ties with the nation, that so many men of their own
+soil have been chosen to the seat of the presidents; and it is
+creditable to Maine and California that they have cheerfully acquiesced.
+In Lincoln the provincial American most nobly asserted himself, and any
+discussion of the value of provincial life and character in our politics
+may well begin and end in him. We have seen verily that</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">Fishers and choppers and ploughmen</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Shall constitute a state.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>Whitman, addressing Grant on his return from his world's tour, declared
+that it was not that the hero had walked 'with kings with even pace the
+round world's promenade';</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">But that in foreign lands, in all thy walks with kings,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Those prairie sovereigns of the West, Kansas, Missouri, Illinois,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Ohio's, Indiana's millions, comrades, farmers, soldiers, all to the front,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Invisibly with thee walking with kings with even pace the round world's promenade,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Were all so justified.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>What we miss and what we lack who live in the provinces seem to me of
+little weight in the scale against our compensations. We slouch,&mdash;we are
+deficient in the graces, we are prone to boast, and we lack in those
+fine reticences that mark the cultivated citizen of the metropolis. We
+like to talk, and we talk our problems out to a finish. Our
+commonwealths rose in the ashes<a name="page_149" id="page_149"></a> of the hunter's campfires, and we are
+all a great neighborhood, united in a common understanding of what
+democracy is, and animated by ideals of what we want it to be. That
+saving humor which is a philosophy of life flourishes amid the tall
+corn. We are old enough now&mdash;we of the West&mdash;to have built up in
+ourselves a species of wisdom, founded upon experience, which is a part
+of the continuing unwritten law of democracy. We are less likely these
+days to 'wobble right' than we are to stand fast or march forward like
+an army with banners.</p>
+
+<p>We provincials are immensely curious. Art, music, literature,
+politics&mdash;nothing that is of contemporaneous human interest is alien to
+us. If these things don't come to us we go to them. We are more truly
+representative of the American ideal than our metropolitan cousins,
+because (here I lay my head upon the block) we know more about, oh, so
+many things! We know vastly more about the United States, for one thing.
+We know what New York is thinking before New York herself knows it,
+because we visit the metropolis to find out. Sleeping-cars have no
+terrors for us, and a man who has never been west of Philadelphia seems
+to us a singularly benighted being. Those of our Western school-teachers
+who don't see Europe for three hundred dollars every summer get at least
+as far east as Concord, to be photographed by the rude bridge that
+arched the flood.<a name="page_150" id="page_150"></a></p>
+
+<p>That fine austerity, which the voluble Westerner finds so smothering on
+the Boston and New York express, is lost utterly at Pittsburg. From
+gentlemen cruising in day-coaches&mdash;rude wights who advertise their
+personal sanitation and literacy by the toothbrush and fountain-pen
+planted sturdily in their upper left-hand waistcoat pockets&mdash;one may
+learn the most prodigious facts and the philosophy thereof. 'Sit over,
+brother; there's hell to pay in the Balkans,' remarks the gentleman who
+boarded the inter-urban at Peru or Connersville, and who would just as
+lief discuss the papacy or child-labor, if revolutions are not to your
+liking.</p>
+
+<p>In Boston a lady once expressed her surprise that I should be hastening
+home for Thanksgiving Day. This, she thought, was a New England
+festival. More recently I was asked by a Bostonian if I had ever heard
+of Paul Revere. Nothing is more delightful in us, I think, than our
+meekness before instruction. We strive to please; all we ask is 'to be
+shown.'</p>
+
+<p>Our greatest gain is in leisure and the opportunity to ponder and brood.
+In all these thousands of country towns live alert and shrewd students
+of affairs. Where your New Yorker scans headlines as he 'commutes'
+homeward, the villager reaches his own fireside without being shot
+through a tube, and sits down and reads his newspaper thoroughly. When
+he repairs to the drug-store to abuse or praise the powers that be, his
+wife<a name="page_151" id="page_151"></a> reads the paper, too. A United States Senator from a Middle
+Western State, making a campaign for renomination preliminary to the
+primaries, warned the people in rural communities against the newspaper
+and periodical press with its scandals and heresies. 'Wait quietly by
+your firesides, undisturbed by these false teachings,' he said in
+effect; 'then go to your primaries and vote as you have always voted.'
+His opponent won by thirty thousand,&mdash;the amiable answer of the little
+red schoolhouse.</p>
+
+<h3>V</h3>
+
+<p>A few days ago I visited again my native town. On the slope where I
+played as a child I listened in vain for the mourning bugle; but on the
+college campus a bronze tablet commemorative of those sons of Wabash who
+had fought in the mighty war quickened the old impressions. The college
+buildings wear a look of age in the gathering dusk.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">Coldly, sadly descends</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">The autumn evening. The field</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Strewn with its dank yellow drifts</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Of withered leaves, and the elms,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Fade into dimness apace,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Silent; hardly a shout</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">From a few boys late at their play!</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>Brave airs of cityhood are apparent in the town, with its paved streets,
+fine hall and library; and everywhere are wholesome life, comfort, and
+peace. The<a name="page_152" id="page_152"></a> train is soon hurrying through gray fields and dark
+woodlands. Farmhouses are disclosed by glowing panes; lanterns flash
+fitfully where farmers are making all fast for the night. The city is
+reached as great factories are discharging their laborers, and I pass
+from the station into a hurrying throng homeward bound. Against the sky
+looms the dome of the capitol; the tall shaft of the soldiers' monument
+rises ahead of me down the long street and vanishes starward. Here where
+forests stood seventy-five years ago, in a state that has not yet
+attained its centenary, is realized much that man has sought through all
+the ages,&mdash;order, justice, and mercy, kindliness and good cheer. What we
+lack we seek, and what we strive for we shall gain. And of such is the
+kingdom of democracy.<a name="page_153" id="page_153"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_153.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_153_sml.jpg" width="550" height="125" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="Our_Lady_Poverty" id="Our_Lady_Poverty"></a>Our Lady Poverty<br /><br />
+<small>By Agnes Repplier</small></h2>
+
+<h3>I</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">T</span><small>HE</small> last people to read the literature of poverty are the poor, and this
+fact may be cited as one of the ameliorations of their lot. If they were
+assured day after day that they were degraded and enslaved, it would be
+a trifle hard for them to cherish their respectability, and enjoy their
+freedom. If their misery were dinned into their ears, they would
+naturally cease being cheerful. If they were convinced that tears are
+their portion, they would no longer have the temerity to laugh. Indeed
+their mirth is frankly repellent to the dolorous writers of to-day.</p>
+
+<p class="c">A burst of hollow laughter from a hopeless heart</p>
+
+<p class="nind">is permitted as seemly and in character; even the poet of the slums
+grants this outlet for emotion; but the rude sounds which denote
+hilarity disturb the sympathetic soul. One agitated lady describes with
+shrinking horror the merriment of the scrub-women going to their labor.
+All the dignity, all the sacredness of womanhood are defiled by these
+poor old creatures tramping<a name="page_154" id="page_154"></a> through the chill dawn; and yet, and
+yet,&mdash;oh, mockery of nobler aspirations!&mdash;'The scrub-women were going to
+work, and they went laughing!'</p>
+
+<p>The dismalness of serious writers, especially if humanity be their
+theme, is steeping us in gloom. The obsession of sorrow seems the most
+reasonable of all obsessions, because facts can be crowded upon facts
+(to the general exclusion of truth) by way of argument and illustration.
+And should facts fail, there are bitter generalizations which shroud us
+like a pall.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">Behind all music we can hear</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">The insistent note of hunger-fear;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Beyond all beauty we can see</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">The land's defenseless misery.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>Mr. Percy MacKaye in his preface to that treatise on eugenics which he
+has christened <i>To-Morrow</i>, and humorously designated as a play, makes
+this inspiriting statement: 'Our world is hideously unhappy, and the
+insufferable sense of that unhappiness is the consecration of modern
+leaders in art. Realism is splendidly their incentive.'</p>
+
+<p>This opens up a cheering vista for the public. If the dramatists of the
+near future are to have no finer consecration than an insufferable sense
+of unhappiness, we must turn for amusement to lectures and organ
+recitals. If novelists and poets are to be hallowed by grief, there will
+be nothing left for light-hearted readers save the study of political
+economy, erstwhile called the dismal<a name="page_155" id="page_155"></a> science, but now, by comparison,
+gay. No artist yet was ever born of an insufferable sense of
+unhappiness. No leader and helper of men was ever bedewed with tears.
+The world is old, and the world is wide. Of what use are we in its
+tumultuous life, if we do not know its joys, its griefs, its high
+emotions, its call to courage, and the echo of the laughter of the ages?</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps the only literature of poverty (I use the word 'literature' in a
+purely courteous sense) which was ever written for the poor is that
+amazing issue of tracts, <i>Village Politics</i>, <i>Tales for the Common
+People</i>, and scores of similar productions, which a hundred years ago
+were let loose upon rural England. The moral in all of them is the same,
+and is expressed with engaging simplicity: 'Don't give trouble to people
+better off than yourself.' The fact that many of these tracts had a
+prodigious sale points to their distribution&mdash;by the rich&mdash;in quarters
+where it was thought that they would do most good. They were probably
+read in the same spirit as that in which a Sunday-school library was
+read by two small and unregenerate boys of my acquaintance, who worked
+through whole shelves at a fixed rate, ten cents for a short book,
+twenty-five cents for a long one,&mdash;the money paid by a pious
+grandmother, and a point of honor not to skip.</p>
+
+<p>The smug complacency of Hannah More and her sisterhood was rudely
+disturbed by Ebenezer Elliott, who<a name="page_156" id="page_156"></a> published his <i>Corn-Law Rhymer</i>,
+with its profound pity and its somewhat impotent wrath, in 1831. England
+woke up to the disturbing conviction that men and women were
+starving,&mdash;always a disagreeable thing to contemplate,&mdash;and the Corn
+Laws were repealed; but the 'Rhymes' were probably as little known to
+the laborer of 1831 as was <i>Piers Plowman</i> to the laborer of 1392.
+Langland&mdash;to whom partial critics have for five hundred years ascribed
+this great poem of discontent&mdash;was keenly alive to the value of
+husbandry as a theme; and his ploughman came in time to be recognized as
+the people's suffering representative; but the poet, after the fashion
+of poets, wrote for 'lettered clerks,' of which class he was a shining
+example, his praiseworthy purpose in life being to avoid 'common men's
+work.' In the last century, <i>Les Misérables</i> was called the 'Epic of the
+Poor'; but its readers were, for the most part, as comfortably remote
+from poverty as Victor Hugo himself, and as alive to the advantages of
+wealth.</p>
+
+<p>In this age of print, the literature of poverty has swollen to an
+enormous bulk. Statistical books, explicit and contradictory. Hopeful
+books by social workers who see salvation in girls' clubs and refined
+dancing. Hopeless books by other social workers who believe&mdash;or, at
+least, who say&mdash;that the employed are enslaved by the employer, and that
+women and children are the prey of men. Highly colored books by<a name="page_157" id="page_157"></a>
+adventurous young journalists who have masqueraded (for copy's sake) as
+mill and factory hands. Gray books by casual observers who are paralyzed
+by the mere sight of a slum. Furious books by rabid socialists who hold
+that the poor will never be uplifted while there is left in the world a
+man rich enough to pay them wages. Imaginative books by poets and
+novelists who deal in realism to the exclusion of reality. All this
+profusion and confusion of matter is thrust upon us month after month,
+while the working-man reads his newspaper, and the working-girl reads <i>A
+Coronet of Shame</i>, or <i>Lost in Fate's Fearful Abyss</i>.</p>
+
+<p>It was Mr. George Gissing who, in his studies of the poor, first made
+popular the invective style; who hurled at London such epithets as
+'pest-stricken,' 'city of the damned,' 'intimacies of abomination,'
+'utmost limits of dread,'&mdash;phrases which have been faithfully copied by
+shuddering defamers of New York and Chicago. Mr. John Burns, for
+example, after a brief visit to the United States, said that Chicago was
+a pocket edition of hell; and subsequently, without, we hope, any
+personal experience to back him, said that hell was a pocket edition of
+Chicago.</p>
+
+<p>Americans have borrowed these flowers of speech from England, and have
+invaded her territory. Was it because he could find no poverty at home
+worthy of his strenuous pen, that Mr. Jack London crossed the sea to
+write up the streets of Whitechapel and Spitalfields,<a name="page_158" id="page_158"></a> already so
+abundantly exploited by English authors? Was there anything <i>he</i> could
+add to the dark pictures of Mr. Gissing, or to the more convincing
+studies of Mr. Arthur Morrison, who has lit up the gloom with a grim
+humor, not very mirthful, but acutely and unimpeachably human? Mr.
+Gissing's poor have money for nothing but beer (it would be a bold
+writer who denied his starvelings beer); but Mr. Morrison sees his way
+occasionally to bacon, and tea, and tinned beef, and even, at rare
+intervals, to a pompous funeral, provided that the money for mutes can
+be saved from the sick man's diet. He is the legitimate successor of
+Dickens, and Dickens knew his field from experience rather than from
+observation. The lighthouse-keeper sees the storm, but the cabin boy
+feels it.</p>
+
+<p>In the annals of poverty there are few pages more poignant than the one
+which describes the sick child, Charles Dickens, taken home from work by
+a kind-hearted lad, and his shame lest this boy should learn that 'home'
+for him meant the debtors' prison. In vain he tried to get rid of his
+conductor, Bob Fagin by name, protesting that he was well enough to walk
+alone. Bob knew he was not, and stuck to his side. Together they pushed
+along until little Charles was fainting with weakness and fatigue. Then
+in desperation he pretended that he lived in a decent house near
+Southwark bridge, and darted up the steps with a joyous air of being at
+last in haven, only to creep down again when<a name="page_159" id="page_159"></a> Bob's back was turned, and
+drag his slow steps to the Marshalsea.</p>
+
+<p>Out of this dismal and precocious experience sprang two results,&mdash;a
+passionate resolve <i>not</i> to be what circumstances were conspiring to
+make him, and an insight into the uncalculating habits which deepen and
+soften poverty. Dickens&mdash;once free of institutions&mdash;wrote of the poor,
+even of the London poor, with amazing geniality; but it cannot be denied
+that his infallible recipe for brightening up the scene is the timely
+introduction of a pot of porter, or a pitcher of steaming flip. If we
+try to think of him writing in a prohibition state, we shall realize
+that he owed as much to beer and punch as ever Horace did to wine.
+Imagination fails to grasp either of them in the rôle of a
+water-drinker. The poor of Dickens are a sturdy lot, but they are jovial
+only in their cups. His wholesome hatred of institutions would have been
+intensified could he have lived to hear the Camberwell Board of
+Guardians decide&mdash;at the instigation, alas! of a woman member&mdash;that the
+single mug of beer which for years had solaced the inmates of Camberwell
+Workhouse on Christmas Day, should hereafter be abolished as an immoral
+indulgence. The generous ghost of Dickens must have groaned in Heaven
+over that melancholy and mean reform.<a name="page_160" id="page_160"></a></p>
+
+<h3>II</h3>
+
+<p>'To achieve what man may, to bear what man must,'&mdash;since the struggle
+for life began, this has been the purpose and the pride of humanity. We
+Americans were trained from childhood to believe that while, in the
+final issue, each of us must answer for himself, the country&mdash;our
+country&mdash;gave to all scope for effort, and chance of victory.</p>
+
+<p>This was not mere Fourth of July oratory, nor the fervent utterances of
+presidential campaigns. It was a serious and a sober faith, based upon
+some knowledge of the Constitution, some inheritance of experience, some
+element of democracy which flavored our early lives. The mere sense of
+space carried with it a profound and eager hopefulness. Those of us
+whose fathers or whose grandfathers had crossed the sea to escape from
+more cramping conditions, felt this atmosphere of independence keenly
+and consciously. Those of us whose fathers or whose grandfathers brought
+up their families in an alien land with decent industry and thrift, were
+aware, even in childhood, that the Republic had fostered our growth.
+Therefore am I pardonably bewildered when I hear American workmen called
+'slaves' and 'prisoners of starvation,' and American employers called
+'base oppressors,' and 'despots on their thrones.' This fantastic
+nomenclature seems immeasurably removed from the<a name="page_161" id="page_161"></a> temperate language in
+which were formulated the temperate convictions of my youth.</p>
+
+<p>The assumption that the American laborer to-day stands where the French
+laborer stood before the Revolution, where the English laborer stood
+before the passing of the first Reform Bill and the repeal of the Corn
+Laws, shows a lack of historical perspective. The assumption that all
+strikes represent an agonized protest against tyranny, an agonized
+appeal from injustice, is a perversion of truth. The assumption that
+child-labor in the United States is the blot upon civilization that it
+was in England seventy years ago, denies the duty of comparison. If the
+people who write verses about 'Labor Crucified' would make a table of
+the wages paid to skilled and unskilled workmen, from the Chicago
+carpenter to the Philadelphia street-cleaner, they might sing in a more
+cheerful strain. If the people who to-day echo the bitterest lines of
+Mrs. Browning's 'Cry of the Children' would ascertain and bear in mind
+the proportion of little boys and girls who are going to school in the
+United States, how many years they average, and how much the country
+pays for their education, they might spare us some violent invectives.
+Even Mr. Robert Hunter permits himself the use of the word 'cannibalism'
+when speaking of child-workers, and this in the face of legislation
+which every year extends its area, and grows more stringently
+protective.<a name="page_162" id="page_162"></a></p>
+
+<p>There is a great deal of loose writing on this important theme, and it
+stands in the way of amendment. It is assumed that parents are seldom or
+never to blame for sending their children to work. The mill-owner
+snatches them from their mothers' arms. It is assumed that the child who
+works would&mdash;if there were no employment for him&mdash;be at school, or at
+play, happy, healthy, and well-nourished. No one even alludes to the
+cruel poverty of the South, which, for generations before the cotton
+mills were built, stunted the growth and sapped the strength of Southern
+children. They lived, we are told, a 'wholesome rural life,' and the
+greed of the capitalist is alone responsible for the blighting of their
+pastoral paradise.</p>
+
+<p>There is no need to write like this. The question at issue is a grave
+and simple one. It makes its appeal to the conscience and the sense of
+the nation, and every year sees some measure of reform. If a baby girl
+in an American city, a child of three or five, is forced to toil all
+day, winding artificial daisy stems at a penny a hundred, let the name
+of her employer and the place of her employment be made public. The
+Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children can deal peremptorily
+with such a case. It is not even the privilege of parents to work a
+little child so relentlessly. If the pathetic story is not supported by
+facts, or is not in accord with facts, it is neither wise nor well to
+publish it. Why should a sober periodical, like the <i>Child-Labor
+Bulletin</i>,<a name="page_163" id="page_163"></a> devoted to a good cause, print a poem called 'A Song of the
+Factory,' in which happy children are portrayed as sporting in beautiful
+meadows,</p>
+
+<p class="c">Idling among the feathery blooms,</p>
+
+<p class="nind">until a sort of ogre comes along, builds a factory, drives the poor
+innocents into it, and compels them to</p>
+
+<p class="c">Crouch all day by the spindles, wizened, and wan, and old,</p>
+
+<p class="nind">earning 'his bread.' Apparently&mdash;and this is the gist of the
+matter&mdash;they have no need to earn bread for themselves. The accompanying
+illustrations show us on one page a prettily dressed little girl sitting
+daisy-crowned in the fields, and, on the other page, a ragged and
+tattered little girl with a shawl over her head going to the work which
+has but too plainly impoverished her. Hansel and Gretel are not more
+distinctly within the boundaries of fairyland than are these entrapped
+children. The witch is not more distinctly a child-eating hobgoblin than
+is the capitalist of such fervid song.</p>
+
+<p>The sickly and unreasoning tone which pervades the literature of poverty
+is demoralizing. There is nothing helpful in the assumption that effort
+is vain, resistance hopeless, and the world monstrously cruel. The
+dominating element of such prose and verse is a bleak despair, unmanly,
+unwomanly, inhuman. Out of the abundance of material before me, I quote
+a single<a name="page_164" id="page_164"></a> poem, published in the New York <i>Call</i>, reprinted in the
+<i>Survey</i>, and christened mockingly,&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="center"><small>THE STRAIGHT ROAD</small></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">They got y', kid, they got y', just like I said they would;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; You tried to walk the narrow path,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; You tried, and got an awful laugh;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And laughs are all y' did get, kid, they got y' good!</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">They never saw the little kid,&mdash;the kid I used to know,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The little bare-legged girl back home,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The little girl that played alone,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">They don't know half the things I know, kid; ain't it so?</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">They got y', kid, they got y',&mdash;you know they got y' right;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; They waited till they saw y' limp,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Then introduced y' to the pimp,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Ah, you were down then, kid, and couldn't fight.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">I guess you know what some don't know, and others know damn well,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; That sweatshops don't grow angel's wings,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; That working girls is easy things,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And poverty's the straightest road to hell.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>And this is what our Lady Poverty, bride of Saint Francis, friend of all
+holiness, counsel of all perfection, has come to mean in these years of
+grace! She who was once the surest guide to Heaven now leads her chosen
+ones to Hell. She who was once beloved by the devout and honored by the
+just, is now a scandal and a shame, the friend of harlotry, the
+instigator of crime. Even a true poet like Francis Thompson laments that
+the poverty<a name="page_165" id="page_165"></a> exalted by Christ should have been cast down from her high
+caste.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="center">All men did admire</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Her modest looks, her ragged, sweet attire</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">In which the ribboned shoe could not compete</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">With her clear simple feet.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">But Satan, envying Thee thy one ewe-lamb,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">With Wealth, World's Beauty and Felicity</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Was not content, till last unthought-of she</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Was his to damn.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Thine ingrate, ignorant lamb</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">He won from Thee; kissed, spurned, and made of her</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">This thing which qualms the air,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Vile, terrible, old,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Whereat the red blood of the Day runs cold.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>These are the words of one to whom the London gutters were for years a
+home, and whose strengthless manhood lay inert under a burden of pain he
+had no courage to lift. Yet never was sufferer more shone upon by
+kindness than was Francis Thompson; never was man better fitted to
+testify to the goodness of a bad world. And he did bear such brave
+testimony again and yet again, so that the bulk of his verse is alien to
+pessimism,&mdash;'every stanza an act of faith, and a declaration of good
+will.'</p>
+
+<p>The demoralizing quality of such stuff as 'The Straight Road,' which is
+forced upon us with increasing pertinacity, is its denial of kindness,
+its evading of obligation. Temptation is not only the occasion, but the
+justifier of sin,&mdash;a point of view which plays havoc<a name="page_166" id="page_166"></a> with our common
+standard of morality. When a vicious young millionaire like Harry Thaw
+runs amuck through his crude and evil environment, we sigh and say, 'His
+money ruined him.' When a poor young woman abandons her weary
+frugalities for the questionable pleasures of prostitution, we sigh and
+say, 'Her poverty drove her to it.' Where then does goodness dwell? What
+part does honor play? The Sieur de Joinville, in his memoirs of Saint
+Louis, tells us that a certain man, sore beset by the pressure of
+temptation, sought counsel from the Bishop of Paris, 'whose Christian
+name was William.' And this wise William of Paris said to him: 'The
+castle of Montl'héry stands in the safe heart of France, and no invading
+hosts assail it. But the castle of La Rochelle in Poitou stands on the
+line of battle. Day and night it must be guarded from assault, and it
+has suffered grievously. Which gentleman, think you, the King holds high
+in favor, the governor of Montl'héry, or the governor of La Rochelle?
+The post of danger is the post of glory, and he who is sorely wounded in
+the combat is honored by God and man.'</p>
+
+<h3>III</h3>
+
+<p>There are those whose ardor for humanity finds a congenial vent in the
+denouncement of all they see about them,&mdash;all the institutions of their
+country, all the laborious processes of civilization. Sociologists of
+this type speak and write of an ordinary American city<a name="page_167" id="page_167"></a> in terms which
+Dante might have envied. Nobody, it would seem, is ever cured in its
+hospitals; they only lie on 'cots of pain.' Nobody is ever reformed in
+its reformatories. Nobody is reared to decency in its asylums. Nobody
+is&mdash;apparently&mdash;educated in its schools. Its industries are ravenous
+beasts, sucking the blood of workers; its poor are 'shackled slaves';
+its humble homes are 'dens.' I have heard a philanthropic lecturer talk
+to the poor upon the housing of the poor. She threw on a screen enlarged
+photographs of narrow streets and tenement rooms which looked to me
+unspeakably dreary, but which the working-women around me gazed at in
+mild perplexity, seeing nothing amiss, and wondering that their
+residences should be held up to this unseemly scorn. They did not do as
+did the angry Italians of a New Jersey town,&mdash;smash the invidious
+pictures which shamed their homes; they sat in stolid silence and
+discomfiture, dimly conscious of an unresented insult.</p>
+
+<p>It is hard to grasp a point of view immeasurably remote from our own;
+but what can we understand of other lives unless we do this difficult
+thing? Old women in the out-wards of an almshouse (of all earthly abodes
+the saddest) have boasted to me that their floors were scrubbed every
+other day, and their sheets changed once a week; and this braggart humor
+stunned my senses until I called to mind the floor and the bed of one of
+them (an extraordinarily dirty old woman)<a name="page_168" id="page_168"></a> whom I had known in other
+years. Last winter the workers in a settlement house were called upon at
+midnight to succor a woman who had been kicked and beaten into
+unconsciousness by a drunken husband. The poor creature was all one
+bleeding bruise. When she was revived, her dim eyes traveled over the
+horrified faces about her. 'It's pretty bad,' she gasped, 'it's mighty
+bad'; and then, with another look at the group of protecting, pitying
+spinsters, 'but it must be something fierce to be an old maid.'</p>
+
+<p>The city is a good friend to the poor. It gives them day nurseries for
+their babies, kindergartens for their little children, schools for their
+boys and girls, playgrounds, swimming-pools, recreation piers,
+reading-rooms, libraries, churches, clubs, hospitals, cheap amusements,
+open-air concerts, employment agencies, the companionship of their kind,
+and the chance of a friend at need. In return, the poor love the city,
+and cling to it with reasonable but somewhat stifling affection. They
+know that the hardest thing in life is to be isolated,&mdash;'unrelated,' to
+use Carlyle's apt word; and they escape this fate by eschewing the
+much-lauded fields and farms. They know also that in the country they
+must stand or fall by their own unaided efforts, they must learn the
+hard lesson of self-reliance. Many of them propose to live, as did the
+astute author of <i>Piers Plowman</i>, 'in the town, and on the town as
+well.' Moreover, pleasure means as much to them as it does<a name="page_169" id="page_169"></a> to the rest
+of us. We hardly needed Mr. Chesterton to tell us that a visit to a
+corner saloon may be just as exciting an event to a tenement-house
+dweller, as a dinner at a gold-and-marble hotel is to the average
+middle-class citizen; and that the tenement-house dweller may be just as
+moderate in his potations:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="c">Merrily taking twopenny rum, and cheese with a pocket knife.</p>
+
+<p>Poverty, we are assured, is an 'error,' like ill-health and crime. It is
+an anachronism in civilization, a stain upon a wisely governed land. But
+into our country which, after a human fashion, is both wise and foolish,
+pours the poverty of Europe. Hundreds of thousands of immigrants with
+but a few dollars between them and want; with scant equipment, physical
+or mental, for the struggle of life; with an inheritance of feebleness
+from ill-nourished generations before them,&mdash;this is the problem which
+the United States faces courageously, and solves as best she can. What
+she cannot do is miraculously to convert poverty into plenty,&mdash;certainly
+not before the next year doubles, and the third year trebles the
+miracle-seeking multitude. She cannot properly house or profitably
+employ a million of immigrants before the next million is clamoring at
+her doors. Nor is she even given a fair chance to accomplish her giant
+task. The demagogues who are employed in the congenial sport of railroad
+baiting, and who are enjoying beyond measure the fun of chivying<a name="page_170" id="page_170"></a>
+business interests into dusty corners, are the ones to lift up their
+voices in shrill appeal for the army of the unemployed. They refuse to
+connect one phenomenon with the other. The notion that crippling
+industries will benefit the industrious is not so new as it seems. Æsop
+must have had a clear insight into its workings when he wrote the fable
+of the goose that laid the golden egg.</p>
+
+<p>The City of New York expends, according to a recent report of the
+Hospital Investigating Committee, more than a million of dollars a year
+for the care of sick, defective, and otherwise helpless aliens. It
+expended in 1913 nearly four hundred thousand dollars for the care of
+aliens who had been in this country less than five years. This is the
+record of our greatest city, the one in which the astute immigrant takes
+up his abode. The education she gives her little foreign-born children
+comprises for the most part manual and vocational training, clinics for
+the defective, schools for the incorrigible, free or cost-price lunches,
+doctoring, dentistry, the care of trained nurses, and a score of similar
+attentions unknown to an earlier generation, undreamed of in the
+countries whence these children come. In return for such fostering care,
+New York is held up to execration because she has the money to pay the
+taxes which are expended in this fashion, because she lays the golden
+egg which benefits the poor of twenty nations. Her unemployed
+(reinforced hugely<a name="page_171" id="page_171"></a> from less favored communities) riot in her streets
+and churches, and agitators curse her for a thing of evil, a city of
+palaces and slums, corroded with the</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="center">Shame of lives that lie</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Couched in ease, while down the streets</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">Pain and want go by.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>The only people who take short views of life are the poor, the poor
+whose daily wage is spent on their daily needs. Clerks and bookkeepers
+and small tradesmen (toilers upon whose struggle for decency and
+independence nobody ever wastes a word of sympathy) may fret over the
+uncertainty of their future, the narrow margin which lies between them
+and want. But the workman and his family have a courage of their own,
+the courage of the soldier who does not spend the night before battle
+calculating his chances of a gun-shot wound, or of a legless future. It
+is exasperating to hear a teamster's wife cheerfully announce the coming
+of her tenth baby; but the calmness with which she faces the situation
+has in it something human and elemental. It is exasperating to see the
+teamster risk illness and loss of work (he might at least pull off his
+wet clothes when he gets home); but he tells you he has not gone to his
+grave with a cold <i>yet</i>, and this careless confidence saves him as much
+as it costs. I read recently an economist's sorrowful complaint that
+families, in need of the necessities of life, go to moving-picture
+shows; that women, with their husbands' scanty earnings in<a name="page_172" id="page_172"></a> their hands,
+take their children to these blithesome entertainments instead of buying
+the Sunday dinner. It sounds like the citizens who buy motor cars
+instead of paying off the mortgages on their homes, and it is an error
+of judgment which the working man is little likely to condone; but that
+the pleasure-seeking impulse&mdash;which social workers assign exclusively to
+the spirit of youth&mdash;should mutiny in a matron's bones suggests
+survivals of cheerfulness, high lights amid the gloom.</p>
+
+<p>The deprecation of earthly anxiety taught by the Gospels, the precedence
+given to the poor by the New Testament, the value placed upon voluntary
+poverty by the Christian Church,&mdash;these things have for nineteen hundred
+years helped in the moulding of men. There still remain some leaven of
+courage, some savor of philosophy, some echoes of ancient wisdom (heard
+oftenest from uneducated men), some laughter loud and careless as the
+laughter of the Middle Ages, some slow sense of justice, not easy to
+pervert. These qualities are perhaps as helpful as the 'divine
+discontent' fostered by enthusiasts for sorrow, the cowardice bred by
+insistence upon trouble and anxiety, the rancor engendered by invectives
+against earth and heaven. No lot is bettered by having its hardships
+emphasized. No man is helped by the drowning of his courage, the
+destruction of his good-will, the paralyzing grip of</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">Envy with squinting eyes,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Sick of a strange disease, his neighbor's health.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p><a name="page_173" id="page_173"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_173.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_173_sml.jpg" width="550" height="122" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="Entertaining_the_Candidate" id="Entertaining_the_Candidate"></a>Entertaining the Candidate<br /><br />
+<small>By Katharine Baker</small></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">B</span><small>AG</small> in hand, brother stops in for fifteen minutes, from campaigning, to
+get some clean shirts. He says the candidate will be in town day after
+to-morrow. Do we want him to come here, or shall he go to a hotel?</p>
+
+<p>We want him, of course. But we deprecate the brevity of this notice.
+Also the cook and chambermaid are new, and remarkably inexpert. Brother,
+however, declines to feel any concern. His confidence in our power to
+cope with emergencies is flattering if exasperating.</p>
+
+<p>There is nothing in the markets at this time of year. Guests have a
+malignant facility in choosing such times. We scour the country for
+forty miles in search of green vegetables. We confide in the fishmonger,
+who grieves sympathetically over the 'phone, because all crabs are now
+cold-storage, and he'd be deceiving us if he said otherwise.</p>
+
+<p>Still we are determined to have luncheon prepared in the house. Last
+time the august judge dined with us we summoned a caterer from a hundred
+miles away, and though the caterer's food was good, it was late.<a name="page_174" id="page_174"></a> We
+love promptness, and we are going to have it. Ladies knew all about
+efficiency long before Mr. Frederick Taylor. Only they couldn't teach it
+to servants, and he would find he couldn't either. But every mistress of
+a house knows how to make short cuts, and is expert at 'record
+production' in emergencies.</p>
+
+<p>The casual brother says there will be one or two dozen people at
+luncheon. He will telephone us fifteen minutes before they arrive. Yes,
+really, that's the best he can do.</p>
+
+<p>So we prepare for one or two dozen people, and they must sit down to
+luncheon because men hate a buffet meal. We struggle with the problem,
+how many chickens are required for twelve or twenty-four people? The
+answer, however, is really obvious. Enough for twenty-four will be
+enough for twelve.</p>
+
+<p>Day after to-morrow arrives. The gardener comes in to lay hearth-fires
+and carry tables. We get out china and silver. We make salad and rolls,
+fruit-cup and cake. We guide the cook's faltering steps over the
+critical moments of soup and chicken. We do the oysters in our own
+particular way, which we fancy inimitable. We arrange bushels of flowers
+in bowls, vases, and baskets, and set them on mantels, tables,
+book-cases, everywhere that a flower can find a footing. The chauffeur
+comes in proudly with the flower-holder from the limousine, and we fill
+it in honor of the distinguished guest.<a name="page_175" id="page_175"></a></p>
+
+<p>Then we go outside to see that the approach to the house is
+satisfactory. The bland old gardener points to the ivy-covered wall, and
+says with innocent joy, '&mdash;&mdash; it, ain't that ivory the prettiest thing
+you ever saw in your life?' And we can't deny that the lawn looks well,
+with ivy, and cosmos, and innumerable chrysanthemums.</p>
+
+<p>The cook and chambermaid will have to help wait on the table. The
+chambermaid, who is what the butler contemptuously calls 'an educated
+nigger,' and so knows nothing useful, announces that she has no white
+uniform. All she has is a cold in her head. We give her a blouse and
+skirt, wondering why Providence doesn't eliminate the unfit.</p>
+
+<p>We run upstairs to put on our costliest shoes and stockings, and our
+most perishable gown. The leisurely brother gets us on the wire to say
+that there will be twenty guests in ten minutes.</p>
+
+<p>Descending, we reset the tables to seat twenty guests, light the
+wood-fires, toss together twenty mint-juleps, and a few over for luck,
+repeat our clear instructions to the goggling chambermaid, desperately
+implore the butler to see that she keeps on the job, drop a last touch
+of flavoring in the soup, and are sitting by the fire with an air of
+childish gayety and carelessness when the train of motor-cars draws up
+to the door.</p>
+
+<p>Here is the judge, courteous and authoritative. Here is his assiduous
+suite. The room fills with faces<a name="page_176" id="page_176"></a> well known in every country that an
+illustrated newspaper can penetrate. From the Golden Gate and the Rio
+Grande, from New York and Alabama, these men have come together, intent
+on wresting to themselves the control of the Western Hemisphere. Now
+they are a sort of highly respectable guerillas. To-morrow, very likely,
+they will be awe-inspiring magnates.</p>
+
+<p>Theoretically we are impressed. Actually they have mannerisms, and some
+of them wear spectacles. We reflect that the triumvirs very likely had
+mannerisms, too, and Antony himself might have been glad to own
+spectacles. We try to feel reverence for the high calling of these men.
+We hope they'll like our luncheon.</p>
+
+<p>The butler brings in the juleps and we maintain a detached look, as
+though those juleps were just a happy thought of the butler himself, and
+we were as much surprised as anybody. The judge won't have one, but most
+everybody else will. The newspaper men look love and gratitude at the
+butler.</p>
+
+<p>That earnest youth is the judge's secretary. The huge, iron-gray man
+expects to be a governor after November fifth, if dreams come true. The
+amiable old gentleman who never leaves the judge's side, has come two
+thousand miles out of pure political enthusiasm, to protect the
+candidate from assassins. He can do it, too, we conclude, when we look
+past his smiling mouth into his steely eyes.<a name="page_177" id="page_177"></a></p>
+
+<p>Here is the campaign manager, business man and man-of-the-world.</p>
+
+<p>This pretty little newspaper-woman from Utah implores us to get an
+utterance on suffrage from the judge. Just a word. It will save him
+thousands of votes. Well, she's a dear little thing, but we can't take
+advantage of our guest.</p>
+
+<p>Luncheon is announced. Brother, slightly apologetic, murmurs that there
+are twenty-three. Entirely unforeseen. He babbles incoherently.</p>
+
+<p>But it's all right. We women won't come to the table. Voting and eating
+and things like that are better left to the men anyway. Why should women
+want to do either, when they have fathers and brothers to do it for
+them? We can sit in the gallery and watch. It's very nice for us. And
+exclusive. Nothing promiscuous. Yes, go on. We'll wait.</p>
+
+<p>Whoever is listening to our conversation professes heartbreak at our
+decision, and edges toward the rapidly filling dining-room.</p>
+
+<p>We sit down to play lady of leisure, in various affected attitudes. We
+are not going near the kitchen again. The luncheon is simple. Everything
+is perfectly arranged. The servants can do it all. It's mere machine
+work.</p>
+
+<p>From afar we observe the soup vanishing. Then one by one we
+stammer,&mdash;'The mayonnaise&mdash;'&mdash;'I wonder if the rolls are hot&mdash;'&mdash;'Cook's
+coffee is impossible,'<a name="page_178" id="page_178"></a>&mdash;fade silently up the front stair, and scurry
+down the kitchen-way.</p>
+
+<p>We cover the perishable gown with a huge white apron, we send up a
+fervent prayer for the costly shoes, and go where we are needed most.</p>
+
+<p>We save the day for good coffee. With the precision of a juggler we
+rescue plates from the chambermaid, who is overcome by this introduction
+to the great world and dawdles contemplatively through the pantry door.
+Charmed with our proficiency, she stands by our side, and watches us
+clear a shelf of china in the twinkling of an eye. If she could find a
+stool, she would sit at our feet, making motion studies. But she
+couldn't find it if it were already there. She couldn't find anything.
+We order her back to the dining-room, where she takes up a strategic
+position by the window, from which she can idly survey the mob outside,
+and the hungry men within.</p>
+
+<p>The last coffee-cup has passed through the doorway. Cigars and matches
+are circulating in the butler's capable hands. No more need for us.</p>
+
+<p>We shed the enveloping aprons, disappear from the kitchen, and
+materialize again, elegantly useless, in the drawing-room. Nobody can
+say that luncheon wasn't hot and promptly served.</p>
+
+<p>Chairs begin to clatter. They are rising from the table. A brass band
+outside bursts into being.</p>
+
+<p>Brother had foretold that band to us, and we had<a name="page_179" id="page_179"></a> expressed vivid
+doubts. He said it would cost eighty dollars. Now eighty dollars in
+itself is a respectable sum, a sum capable even of exerting some mild
+fascination, but eighty dollars viewed in relation to a band becomes
+merely ludicrous.</p>
+
+<p>We said an eighty-dollar band was a thing innately impossible, like
+free-trade, or a dachshund. Brother attested that the next best grade of
+band would demand eight hundred. We justly caviled at eight hundred. We
+inquired, Why any band? Brother claimed that it would make a cheerful
+noise, and we yielded.</p>
+
+<p>So at this moment the band begins to make a noise. We perceive at once
+that the price was accurately gauged. It is unquestionably an
+eighty-dollar band. We begin to believe in dachshunds.</p>
+
+<p>To these supposedly cheerful strains the gentlemen stream into the
+drawing-room. They beam repletely. They tell us what a fine luncheon it
+was. They are eloquent about it. All the conditions of their
+entertainment were ideal, they would have us believe. They imply that we
+are mighty lucky, in that our men can provide us with such a luxurious
+existence. They smile with majestic benignity at these fair, but
+frivolous pensioners on masculine bounty. American women are petted,
+helpless dolls, anyway. Foreigners have said so. They clasp our useless
+hands in fervent farewells. They proceed in state to the waiting cars.
+They hope we will follow them to the meeting. Oh, yes, we<a name="page_180" id="page_180"></a> will come,
+though incapable of apprehending the high problems of government.</p>
+
+<p>Led by the honest band, surrounded by flags, followed by cheers, they
+disappear in magnificent procession. Now we may straggle to the
+dining-room and eat cold though matchless oysters, tepid chicken, and in
+general whatever there is any left of.</p>
+
+<p>The chambermaid has broken a lovely old Minton plate. We are glad we
+didn't use the coffee-cups that were made in France for Dolly Madison.
+She would have enjoyed wrecking those.</p>
+
+<p>We hurry, because we don't want to miss the meeting altogether. We think
+enviously of the men. In our secret souls, we'd like to campaign. We
+love to talk better than anything else in the world, and we could make
+nice speeches, too. But we must do the oysters and the odd jobs, and
+keep the hearth-fires going, like responsible vestal virgins. It's
+woman's sphere. Man gave it to her because he didn't want it himself.<a name="page_181" id="page_181"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_181.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_181_sml.jpg" width="550" height="128" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="The_Street" id="The_Street"></a>The Street<br /><br />
+<small>By Simeon Strunsky</small></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span><small>T</small> is two short blocks from my office near Park Row to the Subway
+station where I take the express for Belshazzar Court. Eight months in
+the year it is my endeavor to traverse this distance as quickly as I
+can. This is done by cutting diagonally across the street traffic. By
+virtue of the law governing right-angled triangles I thus save as much
+as fifty feet and one fifth of a minute of time. In the course of a year
+this saving amounts to sixty minutes, which may be profitably spent over
+a two-reel presentation of 'The Moonshiner's Bride,' supplemented by an
+intimate picture of Lumbering in Saskatchewan. But with the coming of
+warm weather my habits change. It grows more difficult to plunge into
+the murk of the Subway.</p>
+
+<p>A foretaste of the languor of June is in the air. The turnstile
+storm-doors in our office building, which have been put aside for brief
+periods during the first deceptive approaches of spring, only to come
+back triumphant from Elba, have been definitively removed. The
+steel-workers pace their girders twenty floors high almost<a name="page_182" id="page_182"></a> in
+mid-season form, and their pneumatic hammers scold and chatter through
+the sultry hours. The soda-fountains are bright with new compounds whose
+names ingeniously reflect the world's progress from day to day in
+politics, science, and the arts. From my window I can see the long black
+steamships pushing down to the sea, and they raise vague speculations in
+my mind about the cost of living in the vicinity of Sorrento and
+Fontainebleau. On such a day I am reminded of my physician's orders,
+issued last December, to walk a mile every afternoon on leaving my
+office. So I stroll up Broadway with the intention of taking my train
+farther up-town, at Fourteenth Street.</p>
+
+<p>The doctor did not say stroll. He said a brisk walk with head erect,
+chest thrown out, diaphragm well contracted, and a general aspect of
+money in the bank. But here enters human perversity. The only place
+where I am in the mood to walk after the prescribed military fashion is
+in the open country. Just where by all accounts I ought to be sauntering
+without heed to time, studying the lovely texts which Nature has set
+down in the modest type-forms selected from her inexhaustible fonts,&mdash;in
+the minion of ripening berries, in the nonpareil of crawling insect
+life, the agate of tendril and filament, and the 12-point diamond of the
+dust,&mdash;there I stride along and see little.</p>
+
+<p>And in the city, where I should swing along briskly, I lounge. What is
+there on Broadway to linger over?<a name="page_183" id="page_183"></a> On Broadway, Nature has used her
+biggest, fattest type-forms. Tall, flat, building fronts, brazen with
+many windows and ribbed with commercial gilt lettering six feet high;
+shrieking proclamations of auction sales written in letters of fire on
+vast canvasses; railway posters in scarlet and blue and green; rotatory
+barber-poles striving at the national colors and producing vertigo;
+banners, escutcheons, crests, in all the primary colors&mdash;surely none of
+these things needs poring over. And I know them with my eyes closed. I
+know the windows where lithe youths in gymnasium dress demonstrate the
+virtue of home exercises; the windows where other young men do nothing
+but put on and take off patent reversible near-linen collars; where
+young women deftly roll cigarettes; where other young women whittle at
+sticks with miraculously stropped razors. I know these things by heart,
+yet I linger over them in flagrantly unhygienic attitudes, my shoulders
+bent forward and my chest and diaphragm in a position precisely the
+reverse of that prescribed by the doctor.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps the thing that makes me linger before these familiar sights is
+the odd circumstance that in Broadway's shop-windows Nature is almost
+never herself, but is either supernatural or artificial. Nature, for
+instance, never intended that razors should cut wood and remain sharp;
+that linen collars should keep on getting cleaner the longer they are
+worn; that glass<a name="page_184" id="page_184"></a> should not break; that ink should not stain; that
+gauze should not tear; that an object worth five dollars should sell for
+$1.39; but all these things happen in Broadway windows. Williams, whom I
+meet now and then, who sometimes turns and walks up with me to
+Fourteenth Street, pointed out to me the other day how strange a thing
+it was that the one street which has become a synonym for 'real life' to
+all good suburban Americans is not real at all, but is crowded either
+with miracles or with imitations.</p>
+
+<p>The windows on Broadway glow with wax fruits and with flowers of muslin
+and taffeta drawn by bounteous Nature from her storehouses in Parisian
+garret workshops. Broadway's ostrich feathers have been plucked in East
+Side tenements. The huge cigars in the tobacconist's windows are of
+wood. The enormous bottles of champagne in the saloons are of cardboard,
+and empty. The tall scaffoldings of proprietary medicine bottles in the
+drug shops are of paper. 'Why,' said Williams, 'even the jewelry sold in
+the Japanese auction stores is not genuine, and the sellers are not
+Japanese.'</p>
+
+<p>This bustling mart of commerce, as the generation after the Civil War
+used to say, is only a world of illusion. Artificial flowers, artificial
+fruits, artificial limbs, tobacco, rubber, silks, woolens, straws, gold,
+silver. The young men and women who manipulate razors and elastic cords
+are real, but not always. Williams<a name="page_185" id="page_185"></a> and I once stood for a long while
+and gazed at a young woman posing in a drug-shop window, and argued
+whether she was alive. Ultimately she winked and Williams gloated over
+me. But how do I know her wink was real? At any rate the great mass of
+human life in the windows is artificial. The ladies who smile out of
+charming morning costumes are obviously of lining and plaster. Their
+smug Herculean husbands in pajamas preserve their equanimity in the
+severest winter weather only because of their wire-and-plaster
+constitution. The baby reposing in its beribboned crib is china and
+excelsior. Illusion everywhere.</p>
+
+<p>But the Broadway crowd is real. You only have to buffet it for five
+minutes to feel, in eyes and arms and shoulders, how real it is. When I
+was a boy and was taken to the circus it was always an amazing thing to
+me that there should be so many people in the street moving in a
+direction away from the circus. Something of this sensation still besets
+me whenever we go down in the Subway from Belshazzar Court to hear
+Caruso. The presence of all the other people on our train is simple
+enough. They are all on their way to hear Caruso. But what of the crowds
+in the trains that flash by in the opposite direction? It is not a
+question of feeling sorry for them. I try to understand and I fail. But
+on Broadway on a late summer afternoon the obverse is true. The natural
+thing is that the living tide as it presses south shall beat me back,
+halt me, eddy<a name="page_186" id="page_186"></a> around me. I know that there are people moving north with
+me, but I am not acutely aware of them. This onrush of faces converges
+on me alone. It is I against half the world.</p>
+
+<p>And then suddenly out of the surge of faces one leaps out at me. It is
+Williams, whose doctor has told him that the surest way of fighting down
+the lust for tobacco is to walk down from his office to the ferry every
+afternoon. Williams and I salute each other after the fashion of
+Broadway, which is to exchange greetings backward over the shoulder.
+This is the first step in an elaborate minuet. Because we have passed
+each other before recognition came, our hands fly out backward. Now we
+whirl half around, so that I who have been moving north face the west,
+while Williams, who has been traveling south, now looks east. Our
+clasped hands strain at each other as we stand there poised for flight
+after the first greeting. A quarter of a minute perhaps, and we have
+said good-bye.</p>
+
+<p>But if the critical quarter of a minute passes, there ensues a change of
+geographical position which corresponds to a change of soul within us. I
+suddenly say to myself that there are plenty of trains to be had at
+Fourteenth Street. Williams recalls that another boat will leave Battery
+Place shortly after the one he is bound for. So the tension of our
+outstretched arms relaxes. I, who have been facing west, complete the
+half circle and swing south. Williams veers due north,<a name="page_187" id="page_187"></a> and we two men
+stand face to face. The beat and clamor of the crowd fall away from us
+like a well-trained stage mob. We are in Broadway, but not of it.</p>
+
+<p>'Well, what's the good word?' says Williams.</p>
+
+<p>When two men meet on Broadway the spirit of optimism strikes fire. We
+begin by asking each other what the good word is. We take it for granted
+that neither of us has anything but a chronicle of victory and courage
+to relate. What other word but the good word is tolerable in the lexicon
+of living, upstanding men? Failure is only for the dead. Surrender is
+for the man with yellow in his nature. So Williams and I pay our
+acknowledgments to this best of possible worlds. I give Williams the
+good word. I make no allusion to the fact that I have spent a miserable
+night in communion with neuralgia; how can that possibly concern him?
+Another manuscript came back this morning from an editor who regretted
+that his is the most unintelligent body of readers in the country. The
+third cook in three weeks left us last night after making vigorous
+reflections on my wife's good nature and my own appearance. Only an hour
+ago, as I was watching the long, black steamers bound for Sorrento and
+Fontainebleau, the monotony of one's treadmill work, the flat
+unprofitableness of scribbling endlessly on sheets of paper, had become
+almost a nausea. But Williams will know nothing of this from me. Why
+should he? He may have<a name="page_188" id="page_188"></a> been sitting up all night with a sick child. At
+this very moment the thought of the little parched lips, the moan, the
+unseeing eyes, may be tearing at his entrails; but he in turn gives me
+the good word, and many others after that, and we pass on.</p>
+
+<p>But sometimes I doubt. This splendid optimism of people on Broadway, in
+the Subway and in the shops and offices&mdash;is it really a sign of high
+spiritual courage, or is it just lack of sensibility? Do we find it easy
+to keep a stiff upper lip, to buck up, to never say die, because we are
+brave men, or simply because we lack the sensitiveness and the
+imagination to react to pain? It may be even worse than that. It may be
+part of our commercial gift for window-dressing, for putting up a good
+front.</p>
+
+<p>Sometimes I feel that Williams has no right to be walking down Broadway
+on business when there is a stricken child at home. The world cannot
+possibly need him at that moment as much as his own flesh and blood
+does. It is not courage; it is brutish indifference. At such times I am
+tempted to dismiss as mythical all this fine talk about feelings that
+run deep beneath the surface, and bruised hearts that ache under the
+smile. If a man really suffers he will show it. If a man cultivates the
+habit of not showing emotion he will end by having none to show. How
+much of Broadway's optimism is&mdash;But here I am paraphrasing William
+James's <i>Principles of Psychology</i>, which the reader can<a name="page_189" id="page_189"></a> just as well
+consult for himself in the latest revised edition of 1907.</p>
+
+<p>Also, I am exaggerating. Most likely Williams's children are all in
+perfect health, and my envelope from the editor has brought a check
+instead of a rejection slip. It is on such occasions that Williams and
+I, after shaking hands the way a locomotive takes on water on the run,
+wheel around, halt, and proceed to buy something at the rate of two for
+a quarter. If any one is ever inclined to doubt the spirit of American
+fraternity, it is only necessary to recall the number of commodities for
+men that sell two for twenty-five cents. In theory, the two cigars which
+Williams and I buy for twenty-five cents are worth fifteen cents apiece.
+As a matter of fact they are probably ten-cent cigars. But the
+shopkeeper is welcome to his extra nickel. It is a small price to pay
+for the seal of comradeship that stamps his pair of cigars selling for a
+single quarter. Two men who have concluded a business deal in which each
+has commendably tried to get the better of the other may call for
+twenty-five cent perfectos or for half-dollar Dreadnoughts. I understand
+there are such. But friends sitting down together will always demand
+cigars that go for a round sum, two for a quarter or three for fifty (if
+the editor's check is what it ought to be).</p>
+
+<p>When people speak of the want of real comradeship among women, I
+sometimes wonder if one of the reasons<a name="page_190" id="page_190"></a> may not be that the prices which
+women are accustomed to pay are individualistic instead of fraternal.
+The soda fountains and the street cars do not dispense goods at the rate
+of two items for a single coin. It is infinitely worse in the department
+stores. Treating a friend to something that costs $2.79 is
+inconceivable. But I have really wandered from my point.</p>
+
+<p>'Well, be good,' says Williams, and rushes off to catch his boat.</p>
+
+<p>The point I wish to make is that on Broadway people pay tribute to the
+principle of goodness that rules this world, both in the way they greet
+and in the way they part. We salute by asking each other what the good
+word is. When we say good-bye we enjoin each other to be good. The
+humorous assumption is that gay devils like Williams and me need to be
+constantly warned against straying off into the primrose paths that run
+out of Broadway.</p>
+
+<p>Simple, humorous, average American man! You have left your suburban
+couch in time to walk half a mile to the station and catch the 7.59 for
+the city. You have read your morning paper; discussed the weather, the
+tariff, and the prospects for lettuce with your neighbor; and made the
+office only a minute late. You have been fastened to your desk from nine
+o'clock to five, with half an hour for lunch, which you have eaten in a
+clamorous, overheated restaurant while you watched your hat and coat. At
+odd moments during<a name="page_191" id="page_191"></a> the day the thought of doctor's bills, rent bills,
+school bills, has insisted on receiving attention. At the end of the
+day, laden with parcels from the market, from the hardware store, from
+the seedman, you are bound for the ferry to catch the 5.43, when you
+meet Smith, who, having passed the good word, sends you on your way with
+the injunction to be good&mdash;not to play roulette, not to open wine, not
+to turkey-trot, not to joy-ride, not to haunt the stage door. Be good, O
+simple, humorous, average suburban American!</p>
+
+<p>I take back that word suburban. The Sunday Supplement has given it a
+meaning which is not mine. I am speaking only of the suburban in spirit,
+of a simplicity, a meekness which is of the soul only. Outwardly there
+is nothing suburban about the crowd on lower Broadway. The man in the
+street is not at all the diminutive, apologetic creature with side
+whiskers whom Mr. F. B. Opper brought forth and named Common People, who
+begat the Strap-Hanger, who begat the Rent-Payer and the Ultimate
+Consumer. The crowd on lower Broadway is alert and well set up. Yes,
+though one hates to do it, I must say 'clean-cut.' The men on the
+sidewalk are young, limber, sharp-faced, almost insolent young men.
+There are not very many old men in the crowd, though I see any number of
+gray-haired young men. Seldom do you detect the traditional signs of
+age, the sagging lines of the face, the relaxed abdominal contour, the
+tamed spirit. The<a name="page_192" id="page_192"></a> young, the young-old, the old-young, but rarely quite
+the old.</p>
+
+<p>I am speaking only of externals. Clean-cut, eager faces are very
+frequently disappointing. A very ordinary mind may be working behind
+that clear sweep of brow and nose and chin. I have known the shock of
+young men who look like kings of Wall Street and speak like shoe clerks.
+They are shoe clerks. But the appearance is there, that athletic
+carriage which is helped out by our triumphant, ready-made clothing. I
+suppose I ought to detest the tailor's tricks which iron out all ages
+and all stations into a uniformity of padded shoulders and trim
+waist-lines and hips. I imagine I ought to despise our habit of wearing
+elegant shoddy where the European chooses honest, clumsy woolens. But I
+am concerned only with externals, and in outward appearances a Broadway
+crowd beats the world. Æsthetically we simply are in a class by
+ourselves when compared with the Englishman and the Teuton in their
+skimpy, ill-cut garments. Let the British and German ambassadors at
+Washington do their worst. This is my firm belief and I will maintain it
+against the world. The truth must out. <i>Ruat c&oelig;lum. Ich kann nicht
+anders. J'y suis, j'y reste.</i></p>
+
+<p>Williams laughs at my lyrical outbursts. But I am not yet through. I
+still have to speak of the women in the crowd. What an infinitely finer
+thing is a woman than a man of her class! To see this for yourself you<a name="page_193" id="page_193"></a>
+have only to walk up Broadway until the southward-bearing stream breaks
+off and the tide begins to run from west to east. You have passed out of
+the commercial district into the region of factories. It is well on
+toward dark, and the barracks that go by the unlovely name of loft
+buildings, are pouring out their battalions of needle-workers. The crowd
+has become a mass. The nervous pace of lower Broadway slackens to the
+steady, patient tramp of a host. It is an army of women, with here and
+there a flying detachment of the male.</p>
+
+<p>On the faces of the men the day's toil has written its record even as on
+the women, but in a much coarser hand. Fatigue has beaten down the soul
+of these men into brutish indifference, but in the women it has drawn
+fine the flesh only to make it more eloquent of the soul. Instead of
+listlessness, there is wistfulness. Instead of vacuity you read mystery.
+Innate grace rises above the vulgarity of the dress. Cheap, tawdry
+blouse and imitation willow-plume walk shoulder to shoulder with the
+shoddy coat of the male, copying Fifth Avenue as fifty cents may attain
+to five dollars. But the men's shoddy is merely a horror, whereas woman
+transfigures and subtilizes the cheap material. The spirit of grace
+which is the birthright of her sex cannot be killed&mdash;not even by the
+presence of her best young man in Sunday clothes. She is finer by the
+heritage of her sex, and America has accentuated her<a name="page_194" id="page_194"></a> title. This
+America which drains her youthful vigor with overwork, which takes from
+her cheeks the color she has brought from her Slavic or Italian peasant
+home, makes restitution by remoulding her in more delicate, more
+alluring lines, gives her the high privilege of charm&mdash;and neurosis.</p>
+
+<p>Williams and I pause at the Subway entrances and watch the earth suck in
+the crowd. It lets itself be swallowed up with meek good-nature. Our
+amazing good-nature! Political philosophers have deplored the fact. They
+have urged us to be quicker-tempered, more resentful of being stepped
+upon, more inclined to write letters to the editor. I agree that only in
+that way can we be rid of political bosses, of brutal policemen, of
+ticket-speculators, of taxi-cab extortioners, of insolent waiters, of
+janitors, of indecent congestion in travel, of unheated cars in the
+winter and barred-up windows in summer. I am at heart with the social
+philosophers. But then I am not typical of the crowd. When my neighbor's
+elbow injects itself into the small of my back, I twist around and
+glower at him. I forget that his elbow is the innocent mechanical result
+of a whole series of elbows and backs extending the length of the car,
+to where the first cause operates in the form of a station-guard's
+shoulder ramming the human cattle into their stalls. In the faces about
+me there is no resentment. Instead of smashing windows, instead of
+raising barricades in the Subway and hanging the<a name="page_195" id="page_195"></a> train-guards with
+their own lanterns about their necks, the crowd sways and bends to the
+lurching of the train, and young voices call out cheerfully, 'Plenty of
+room ahead.'</p>
+
+<p>Horribly good-natured! We have taken a phrase which is the badge of our
+shame and turned it into a jest. Plenty of room ahead! If this were a
+squat, ill-formed proletarian race obviously predestined to subjection,
+one might understand. But that a crowd of trim, well-cut, self-reliant
+Americans, sharp-featured, alert, insolent as I have called them, that
+they should submit is a puzzle. Perhaps it is because of the fierce
+democracy of it all. The crush, the enforced intimacies of physical
+contact, the feeling that a man's natural condition is to push and be
+pushed, to shove ahead when the opportunity offers and to take it like a
+man when no chance presents itself&mdash;that is equality. A seat in the
+Subway is like the prizes of life for which men have fought in these
+United States. You struggle, you win or lose. If the other man wins
+there is no envy; admiration rather, provided he has not shouldered and
+elbowed out of reason. That god-like freedom from envy is passing
+to-day, and perhaps the good-nature of the crowd in the Subway will
+pass. I see signs of the approaching change. People do not call out,
+'Plenty of room ahead,' so frequently as they used to.</p>
+
+<p>Good-natured when dangling from the strap in the<a name="page_196" id="page_196"></a> Subway, good-natured
+in front of baseball bulletins on Park Row, good-natured in the face of
+so much oppression and injustice, where is the supposed cruelty of the
+'mob'? I am ready to affirm on oath that the mob is not vindictive, that
+it is not cruel. It may be a bit sharp-tongued, fickle, a bit
+mischievous, but in the heart of the crowd there is no evil passion. The
+evil comes from the leaders, the demagogues, the professional distorters
+of right thinking and right feeling. The crowd in the bleachers is not
+the clamorous, brute mob of tradition. I have watched faces in the
+bleachers and in the grand-stand and seen little of that fury which is
+supposed to animate the fan. For the most part he sits there with folded
+arms, thin-lipped, eager, but after all conscious that there are other
+things in life besides baseball. No, it is the leaders, the baseball
+editors, the cartoonists, the humorists, the professional stimulators of
+'local pride,' with their exaggerated gloatings over a game won, their
+poisonous attacks upon a losing team, who are responsible. It is these
+demagogues who drill the crowd in the gospel of loving only a
+winner&mdash;but if I keep on I shall be in politics before I know it.</p>
+
+<p>If you see in the homeward crowd in the Subway a face over which the
+pall of depression has settled, that face very likely is bent over the
+comic pictures in the evening paper. I cannot recall seeing any one
+smile over these long serials of humorous adventure which<a name="page_197" id="page_197"></a> run from day
+to day and from year to year. I have seen readers turn mechanically to
+these lurid comics and pore over them, foreheads puckered into a frown,
+lips unconsciously spelling out the long legends which issue in the form
+of little balloons and lozenges from that amazing portrait gallery of
+dwarfs, giants, shrilling viragos and their diminutive husbands,
+devil-children, quadrupeds, insects,&mdash;an entire zoölogy. If any stimulus
+rises from these pages to the puzzled brain, the effect is not visible.
+I imagine that by dint of repetition through the years these grotesque
+creations have become a reality to millions of readers. It is no longer
+a question of humor, it is a vice. The Desperate Desmonds, the
+Newly-weds, and the Dingbats, have acquired a horrible fascination.
+Otherwise I cannot see why readers of the funny page should appear to be
+memorizing pages from Euclid.</p>
+
+<p>This by way of anticipation. What the doctor has said of exercise being
+a habit which grows easy with time is true. It is the first five minutes
+of walking that are wearisome. I find myself strolling past Fourteenth
+Street, where I was to take my train for Belshazzar Court. Never mind,
+Forty-Second Street will do as well. I am now on a different Broadway.
+The crowd is no longer north and south, but flows in every direction. It
+is churned up at every corner and spreads itself across the squares and
+open places. Its appearance has changed. It is no longer a factory
+population. Women<a name="page_198" id="page_198"></a> still predominate, but they are the women of the
+professions and trades which centre about Madison Square&mdash;business women
+of independent standing, women from the magazine offices, the publishing
+houses, the insurance offices. You detect the bachelor girl in the
+current which sets in toward the home quarters of the undomesticated,
+the little Bohemias, the foreign eating-places whose fixed <i>table
+d'hôte</i> prices flash out in illumined signs from the side streets. Still
+farther north and the crowd becomes tinged with the current of that
+Broadway which the outside world knows best. The idlers begin to mingle
+with the workers, men in English clothes with canes, women with plumes
+and jeweled reticules. You catch the first heart-beat of Little Old New
+York.</p>
+
+<p>The first stirrings of this gayer Broadway die down as quickly almost as
+they manifested themselves. The idlers and those who minister to them
+have heard the call of the dinner hour and have vanished, into hotel
+doors, into shabbier quarters by no means in keeping with the cut of
+their garments and their apparent indifference to useful employment.
+Soon the street is almost empty. It is not a beautiful Broadway in this
+garish interval between the last of the matinée and shopping crowd and
+the vanguard of the night crowd. The monster electric sign-boards have
+not begun to gleam and flash and revolve and confound the eye and the
+senses. At night the electric Niagara hides the<a name="page_199" id="page_199"></a> squalid fronts of ugly
+brick, the dark doorways, the clutter of fire-escapes, the rickety
+wooden hoardings. Not an imperial street this Broadway at 6.30 of a
+summer's afternoon. Cheap jewelry shops, cheap tobacconist's shops,
+cheap haberdasheries, cheap restaurants, grimy little newspaper agencies
+and ticket-offices, and 'demonstration' stores for patent foods, patent
+waters, patent razors.</p>
+
+<p>O Gay White Way, you are far from gay in the fast-fading light, before
+the magic hand of Edison wipes the wrinkles from your face and
+galvanizes you into hectic vitality; far from alluring with your tinsel
+shop windows, with your puffy-faced, unshaven men leaning against
+door-posts and chewing pessimistic toothpicks, your sharp-eyed newsboys
+wise with the wisdom of the Tenderloin, and your itinerant women whose
+eyes wander from side to side. It is not in this guise that you draw the
+hearts of millions to yourself, O dingy, Gay White Way, O Via Lobsteria
+Dolorosa!</p>
+
+<p>Well, when a man begins to moralize it is time to go home. I have walked
+farther than I intended, and I am soft from lack of exercise, and tired.
+The romance of the crowd has disappeared. Romance cannot survive that
+short passage of Longacre Square, where the art of the theatre and of
+the picture-postcard flourish in an atmosphere impregnated with
+gasolene. As I glance into the windows of the automobile salesrooms and
+catch my own reflection in the enamel of Babylonian<a name="page_200" id="page_200"></a> limousines I find
+myself thinking all at once of the children at home. They expand and
+fill up the horizon. Broadway disappears. I smile into the face of a
+painted promenader, but how is she to know that it is not at her I smile
+but at the sudden recollection of what the baby said at the
+breakfast-table that morning? Like all good New Yorkers when they enter
+the Subway, I proceed to choke up all my senses against contact with the
+external world, and thus resolving myself into a state of coma, I dip
+down into the bowels of the earth, whence in due time I am spewed out
+two short blocks from Belshazzar Court.<a name="page_201" id="page_201"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_023.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_023_sml.jpg" width="550" height="117" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="Fashions_in_Men" id="Fashions_in_Men"></a>Fashions in Men<br /><br />
+<small>By Katharine Fullerton Gerould</small></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">N</span><small>EVER</small>, I fancy, has it been more true than it is to-day, that fiction
+reflects life. The best fiction has always given us a kind of
+precipitate of human nature&mdash;<i>Don Quixote</i> and <i>Tom Jones</i> are equally
+'true' and true, in a sense, for all time; but our modern books give us
+every quirk and turn of the popular ideal, and fifty years hence, if
+read at all, may be too 'quaint' for words. And to any one who has been
+reading fiction for the last twenty years, it is cryingly obvious that
+fashions in human nature have changed.</p>
+
+<p>My first novel was <i>Jane Eyre</i>; and at the age of eight, I fell
+desperately in love with Fairfax Rochester. No instance could serve
+better to point the distance we have come. I was not an extraordinary
+little girl (except that, perhaps, I was extraordinarily fortunate in
+being permitted to encounter the classics in infancy), and I dare say
+that if I had not met Mr. Rochester, I should have succumbed to some
+imaginary gentleman of a quite different stamp. It may be that I should
+have fallen in love&mdash;had time and chance permitted<a name="page_202" id="page_202"></a>&mdash;with 'V. V.' or The
+Beloved Vagabond. But I doubt it. In the first place, novels no longer
+assume that it is the prime business of the female heart (at whatever
+age) to surrender itself completely to some man. Consequently, the men
+in the novels of to-day are not calculated, as they once were, to hit
+the fluttering mark. The emotions are the last redoubt to be taken, as
+modern tactics direct the assault.</p>
+
+<p>People are always telling us that fashions in women have changed: what
+seems to me almost more interesting is that fashions in men (the stable
+sex) have changed to match. The new woman (by which I mean the very
+newest) would not fall in love with Mr. Rochester. It is therefore 'up
+to' the novelists to create heroes whom the modern heroine will fall in
+love with. This, to the popular satisfaction, they have done. And not
+only in fiction have the men changed; in life, too, the men of to-day
+are quite different. I know, because my friends marry them.</p>
+
+<p>It is immensely interesting, this difference. One by one, the man has
+sloughed off his most masculine (as we knew them) characteristics. Gone
+are Mr. Rochester, who fought the duel with the vicomte at dawn, and
+Burgo Fitzgerald (the only love of that incomparable woman, Lady
+Glencora Palliser), who breakfasted on curaçao and pâté de foie gras. No
+longer does Blanche Ingram declare, 'An English hero of the road would
+be the next best thing to an Italian bandit,<a name="page_203" id="page_203"></a> and that could only be
+surpassed by a Levantine pirate.' Blanche Ingram wants&mdash;and gets&mdash;the
+Humanitarian Hero; some one who has particular respect for convicts and
+fallen women, and whose favorite author is Tolstoï. He must qualify for
+the possession of her hand by long, voluntary residence in the slums; he
+may inherit ancestral acres only if he has, concerning them, socialistic
+intentions. He must be too altruistic to kill grouse, and if he is to be
+wholly up-to-date, he must refuse to eat them. He must never order
+'pistols and coffee': his only permitted weapon is benevolent
+legislation.</p>
+
+<p>I do not mean that he is to be a milk-sop&mdash;'muscular Christianity' has
+at least taught us that it is well for the hero to be in the pink of
+condition, as he may any day have a street fight on his hands. And he
+should have the tongue of men and of angels. Gone is the inarticulate
+Guardsman&mdash;gone forever. The modern hero has read books that Burgo
+Fitzgerald and Guy Livingstone and Mr. Rochester never heard of. He is
+ready to address any gathering, and to argue with any antagonist, until
+dawn. He is, preferably, personally unconscious of sex until the heroine
+arrives; but he is by no means effeminate. He is a very complicated and
+interesting creature. Some mediæval traits are discernible in him; but
+the eighteenth century would not have known him for human.</p>
+
+<p>What has he lost, this hero, and what has he gained?<a name="page_204" id="page_204"></a> How did it all
+begin? In life, doubtless, it began with a feminine change of taste.
+Brilliant plumage has ceased to allure; and, I suspect, the peacock's
+tail, as much as the anthropoid ape's, is destined to elimination. We
+women of to-day are distrustful of the peacock's tail. We are mortally
+afraid of being misled by it, and of discovering, too late, that the
+peacock's soul is not quite the thing. Never has there been among the
+feminine young more scientific talk about sex, and never among the
+feminine young such a scientific distrust of it. Before a young woman
+suspects that she wants to marry a young man, she has probably discussed
+with him, exhaustively, the penal code, white slavery, eugenics, and
+race-suicide. The miracle&mdash;the everlasting miracle of Nature&mdash;is that
+she should want, in these circumstances, to marry him at all. She
+probably does not, unless his views have been wholly to her
+satisfaction. And with those views, what has the perpetual glory of the
+peacock's tail to do?</p>
+
+<p>So much for life. In our English fiction, I am inclined to believe that
+George Eliot began it with Daniel Deronda. But, in our own day, Meredith
+did more. Up to the time of Meredith, the dominant male was the
+fashionable hero. Tom Jones, and Sir Charles Grandison, and Fairfax
+Rochester, and 'Stunning' Warrington are as different as possible; but
+all of them, in their several ways, keep up one male tradition in
+fiction. It is within our own day that that tradition<a name="page_205" id="page_205"></a> has entirely
+changed. Have you ever noticed how inveterately, in Meredith's novels,
+the schoolmaster or his spiritual kinsman comes out on top? Lord Ormont
+cannot stand against Matey Weyburn, Lord Fleetwood against Owain Wythan,
+Sir Willoughby Patterne against Vernon Whitford. The little girl who
+fell in love with Mr. Rochester would have preferred any one of these
+gentlemen (yes, even Sir Willoughby!) to his rival; but I dare say the
+event would have proved her wrong. Certainly the wisdom of the ladies'
+choice was never doubtful to Meredith himself. The soldier and the
+aristocrat cannot endure the test they are put to by the sympathetic
+male with a penchant for the enfranchised woman. Vain for Lord Ormont to
+accede to Aminta's taste for publicity; vain for Lord Fleetwood to
+become the humble wooer of Carinthia Jane: each has previously been
+convicted of pride.</p>
+
+<p>Now, in an earlier day, no woman would have looked at a man who was not
+proud&mdash;who was not, even, a little too proud. Pride, by which Lucifer
+fell, was the chief hall-mark of the gentleman. Moreover, in that
+earlier day, women did not expect their heroes to explain everything to
+them: a certain amount of reticence, a measure of silence, was also one
+of the hallmarks of the gentleman. If a bit of mystery could be thrown
+in, so much the better. It gave her something to exercise her
+imagination on. Think of the Byronic<a name="page_206" id="page_206"></a> males&mdash;Conrad, Lara, and the rest!
+If they had told all, where would they have been? Think of Lovelace and
+Heathcote and Darcy and Brian de Bois Guilbert!</p>
+
+<p>Heroes, once, were always disdaining to speak, and spurning their foes.
+Nowadays, no hero disdains to speak, and no hero ventures to spurn
+anyone&mdash;least of all, his foes. He is humble of heart and very
+loquacious. Mrs. Humphry Ward has inherited from George Eliot; and the
+latest heroes of Mr. Galsworthy and Mr. Hewlett, for example, are the
+children of Vernon Whitford, Matey Weyburn, and Owain Wythan (of whom it
+is not explicitly written that they had any others). They are
+humanitarian and democratic; they are ignorant of hatred; they are
+inclined to think the ill-born necessarily better than the well-born;
+and they are quite sure that women are superior to men. True, Mr.
+Galsworthy always seems to be looking backward; he never forgets the
+ancient tradition that he is combating. His young aristocrats who eschew
+the ways of aristocracy are unhappy, and virtue in their case is 'its
+only reward.' Perhaps that is why his novels always leave us with the
+medicinal taste of inconclusion in our mouths. But take a handful of
+heroes elsewhere: the Reverend John Hodder, the ex-convict,'Daniel
+Smith,' 'V. V.', or even Coryston, the Socialist peer. Where, in the lot
+of them do you find either pride or reticence in the old sense?<a name="page_207" id="page_207"></a> Where,
+in any one of them, do you find the Satanic charm? Which one would
+Harriet Byron, or Jane Eyre, or Catherine Earnshaw, or Elizabeth
+Bennett, have looked at with eyes of love?</p>
+
+<p>The 'Satanic charm.' The phrase is out. Milton, I suspect, is
+responsible for the tradition that has lasted so long, and is now being
+broken utterly to pieces. Milton made Satan delightful, and our good
+Protestant novelists for a long time followed his lead, in that they
+gave their delightful men some of the Satanic traits. Proud they were
+and scornfully silent, as we have recalled; and conventional to the last
+degree. 'Conventional,' that is, in the stricter sense; by which it is
+not meant that as portraits they were unconvincing, or that, as men,
+they never offended Mrs. Grundy. They were conventional in that they
+followed a convention; in that they were, to a large extent, predicable.
+They were jealous of their honor, and believed it vindicable by the
+duel; they had no doubt that good women were better than bad, and that
+pedigree in human beings was as important as pedigree in animals; and
+though they might be quixotic on occasion, they were not democratic
+<i>pour deux sous</i>. The barmaid was not their sister, nor the stevedore
+their brother. (The Satan of <i>Paradise Lost</i>, as we all remember, was a
+splendid snob.)</p>
+
+<p>Moreover, they were sophisticated&mdash;and not merely out of books. The
+Faust idea, having prevailed<a name="page_208" id="page_208"></a> for many centuries, has at last been
+abandoned&mdash;and perhaps, our sober sense may tell us, rightly; but not so
+long ago there was still something more repellent to the female
+imagination about the man who chose not to know than about the man who
+chose not to abstain. I do not mean that we were supposed always to be
+looking for a Tom Jones or a Roderick Random&mdash;we might be looking for a
+Sir Charles Grandison, no less; but at least, when we found our hero, we
+expected to find him wiser than we. Nowadays, a girl rather likes to
+give a man points&mdash;and often (in fiction, at least) has to. Meredith
+railed against the 'veiled virginal doll' as heroine. Well: our heroines
+now are never veiled virginal dolls; but sometimes our heroes are.
+Lancelot has gone out, and Galahad has come in. I suspect that there is
+a literary law of compensation, and that, Ibsen and Strindberg to the
+contrary notwithstanding, there has to be a veiled virginal doll
+somewhere in a really taking romance. Perhaps it is fair that the
+sterner sex should have its turn at guarding ideals by the hearthstone,
+while women make the grand tour.</p>
+
+<p>Let me not be misunderstood. I am not referring particularly to that
+knowledge which any man is better without, but to the Odyssean
+experience which, in their respective measures, heroes were wont to have
+behind them:&mdash;<a name="page_209" id="page_209"></a></p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">And saw the cities, and the counsels knew</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">. &nbsp; . &nbsp; . &nbsp; . &nbsp; . &nbsp; .</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Of many men, and many a time at sea</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Within his heart he bore calamity.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>They had at least seen the towns and the minds of men, and their morals
+were the less likely to be upset by a conventional assault upon them.
+Does any one chance to remember, I wonder, Theron Ware, led to his
+'damnation' by his first experience of a Chopin nocturne? It would have
+taken more than a Chopin nocturne to make any of our seasoned heroes do
+something that he did not wish to. They knew something of society, and
+<i>ergo</i> of women; they had experienced, directly or vicariously, human
+romance; and they had read history. Nowadays, they are apt to know
+little or nothing&mdash;to begin with&mdash;of society, women, or romance, except
+what may be got from brand-new books on sociology; and they pride
+themselves on knowing no history. History, with its eternal stresses and
+selections, is nothing if not aristocratic, and our heroes nowadays must
+be democratic or they die. It is an age of complete faith in the
+superiority of the lower classes&mdash;the swing of the pendulum, no doubt,
+from the other extreme of thinking the lower classes morally and
+æsthetically negligible. 'Privilege' is as detestable now in matters of
+intellect and breeding as in matters of finance and politics. The man
+with the muck-rake has got past the office into the drawing-room. If
+your hero<a name="page_210" id="page_210"></a> has the bad luck not to have been born in the slums, he must
+at least have the wit to take up his habitation there as soon as he
+comes of age. We have learned that riches are corrupting, but (except in
+the special sense of vice-commission reports) we have not yet learned
+that poverty is rather more corrupting than wealth.</p>
+
+<p>Sophistication, whether social, intellectual, or æsthetic, is now the
+deadly sin. If we are sophisticated, we may not be good enough for Ellis
+Island. And there goes another of the hallmarks of the gentleman as he
+was once known to fiction. Our hero in old days might not have
+condescended to the glittering assemblies of fashion, but there was
+never any doubt that, if he had, he would, in spite of himself, have
+been king of his company as soon as he entered the room. He might have
+been hard up, but his necktie would not have been 'a black sea holding
+for life a school of fat white fish.' He might have been lonely or
+gloomy, but he would not have been diffident, and he would never, never,
+<i>never</i> have 'blinked' at the heroine. 'My godlike friend had carelessly
+put his hair-brush into the butter' says Asticot, at the outset, of the
+Beloved Vagabond. Now in picaresque novels, we were always meeting
+people who did that sort of thing; but they were not gentlemen. Whereas,
+the Beloved Vagabond is of noble birth, and despite his ten years'
+abeyance, finds the countess quite ready to marry him. She does not
+marry him in the end, to be sure, but we are permitted to feel that<a name="page_211" id="page_211"></a>
+there was something lacking in her because Paragot's manners at tea did
+not please her.</p>
+
+<p>The hero of old had what used to be called 'a sense of fitness,' and a
+saving sense of humor, which combined to prevent his entering a ballroom
+as John the Baptist. The same lucky combination would have prevented
+him&mdash;in literature, at least&mdash;from wooing the millionaire's child with
+dusty commonplaces of the Higher Criticism or jeremiads against the
+daughters of Heth. But perhaps millionaires' children to-day take that
+sort of thing for manners. To the argument that a performance of the
+kind takes courage, one can only reply that, judging from the enthusiasm
+with which the preaching hero is received by the heroine, it apparently
+does not. And in any case, the hero is too sublimely ignorant of what
+socially constitutes courage to deserve any credit for it.</p>
+
+<p>Sometimes, of course, like Mr. Galsworthy's men, he perceives, with some
+inherited sense, that his kind of thing is not likely to be welcomed;
+and then he goes sadly and sternly away, leaving the girl to accept a
+wooer with more technique. But usually he cuts out everybody. For the
+chief hall-mark of a gentleman, now, is the desire to reform his own
+class out of all recognition.</p>
+
+<p>Women, as we know, have long wanted to be talked to as if they were men;
+and the result is that heroines now let themselves be lectured at in a
+way that very<a name="page_212" id="page_212"></a> few men would endure. Alison Parr marries the Rev. John
+Hodder, and Carlisle Heth would have married V. V. if he had lived.
+Well: Clara Middleton married Vernon Whitford, and Carinthia Jane
+married Owain Wythan, and Aminta married Matey Weyburn.</p>
+
+<p>I may have seemed to be speaking cynically. That, I can give my word of
+honor, I am not. It is well that we have come to realize that there are
+some adventures which, in themselves, add no lustre to a man's name. It
+is well that we take thought for the lower strata of humanity&mdash;though
+our actual reforms, I fancy, show their authors as taking thought not
+for to-morrow but for to-day. Certainly brutality, or the indifference
+which is negative brutality, is not a beautiful or a moral thing; and
+certainly we do not particularly sympathize with Thackeray shedding
+tears as he went away from his publishers because they had obliged him
+to save Pendennis's chastity. That dreadful person, Arthur Pendennis,
+would surely not have been made any less dreadful by being permitted to
+seduce Fanny Bolton.</p>
+
+<p>It is right to think of the poor; it is right to bend our energies, as
+citizens, to the economic bettering of their lot. No one could sanely
+regret our doing so. But there is always danger in saying the thing
+which is not, and in pretending that because some virtues have hitherto
+not been recognized, the virtues that have been recognized are no good.
+One sympathizes with Towneley<a name="page_213" id="page_213"></a> (in that incomparable novel <i>The Way of
+All Flesh</i>) when Ernest asks him,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>'"Don't you like poor people very much yourself?"</p>
+
+<p>'Towneley gave his face a comical but good-natured screw and said
+quietly, but slowly and decidedly, "No, no, no," and escaped.</p>
+
+<p>'Of course, some poor people were very nice, and always would be so, but
+as though scales had fallen suddenly from his eyes he saw that no one
+was nicer for being poor, and that between the upper and lower classes
+there was a gulf which amounted practically to an impassable barrier.'</p>
+
+<p>It is a great pity that Samuel Butler did not live longer and write more
+novels. But in regretting him, we shall do well to remember that though
+publication was delayed until some time after the author's death, the
+bulk of <i>The Way of All Flesh</i> was written in the '70's. <i>The Way of All
+Flesh</i> is not sympathetic to the contemporary mood; it is one of those
+books so much ahead of its time (except perhaps in ecclesiastical
+matters) that the time has not yet caught up with it. It was doomed
+inevitably to an interval of oblivion. The case reminds one of <i>Richard
+Feverel</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Only in one way is <i>The Way of All Flesh</i> quite contemporary. The hero
+thinks so well of the prostitute that he marries her. On the other hand,
+to be sure, he bitterly regrets it, which is not contemporary. I do not
+mean that the hero's marrying her is especially in the<a name="page_214" id="page_214"></a> literary
+fashion, but his thinking well of her is. You will notice that in our
+moral fever we do not leave the prostitute out of our novels&mdash;no,
+indeed: she must be there to give spice, as of old. Only now, instead of
+being entangled with her, the young gentleman preaches to her; and she
+loves him for it. Perhaps this is what happens nowadays in real life. I
+do not pretend to know; but I suspect it is true, for I fancy the only
+kind of person who could invent the contemporary plot is the kind who
+would live it. The wildest imaginings of the people who are made
+differently would hardly stretch to it. And not only does the hero find
+himself immensely touched by the tragedy of the disreputable
+woman,&mdash;which is, after all, in certain cases plausible enough,&mdash;he
+burns to introduce his fiancée to her. Now that, again, may be
+life,&mdash;Mr. Winston Churchill, for example, should know better than
+I,&mdash;but it is certainly a world with the sense of values gone wrong. And
+when we have lost our sense of values, we shall presently lose the
+values as well. The girl herself is often to blame: did not the fiancée
+of Simon de Gex go of her own initiative to see the animal-tamer, and
+come away to renounce him, convinced that the animal-tamer was the
+nobler woman? Which, emphatically, she was not. But then, as we know
+from long experience of Mr. Locke, he cannot keep his head with
+circus-people about; and sawdust is incense to him. Let Mr. Locke have
+his little foibles by all means; but even<a name="page_215" id="page_215"></a> Mr. Locke should not have
+made the spoiled darling of society marry the animal-tamer (one side of
+her face having been nearly clawed off) and <i>then</i> go with her into city
+missionary work. Yet I do not believe it is really Mr. Locke's fault.
+The public at present loves as a sister the woman with a past; and loves
+city missionary work, if possible, more.</p>
+
+<p>The fact is that with all our imitation of Meredith&mdash;and every one who
+is not imitating Tolstoï is imitating Meredith&mdash;he has failed to save
+us. We have taken all his prescriptions blindly&mdash;except one. We have
+emancipated our women and emasculated our men; we have cast down the
+mighty from their seats and exalted them of low degree; we have learned
+all the Radical shibboleths and say them for our morning prayers; and we
+have faced the fact of sex so squarely that we can hardly see anything
+else. But we have not learned his saving hatred of the sentimentalist.
+Miss May Sinclair has admirably pointed out in her study of the <i>Three
+Brontës</i> that Charlotte Brontë was exceedingly modern in her detestation
+of sentimentality. Modern she may have been&mdash;with Meredith; but not
+modern with the present novelists, for they are almost too sentimental
+to be endured. And there is the whole trouble. We think Thackeray an old
+fool for being sentimental over Amelia Sedley; but how does it better
+the case to be sentimental, instead, over the heroine of <i>The Promised
+Land</i>? Amelia Sedley was all in all a much nicer person,<a name="page_216" id="page_216"></a> if not half so
+clever. She may have sniveled a good deal, but she was capable of loving
+some one else better than herself.</p>
+
+<p>Of course, I have cited only a few instances&mdash;those that happened to
+come most easily to mind. But let any reader of fiction run over
+mentally a group of contemporary heroes, and see if the substitutions I
+have named have not pretty generally taken place. Has not pride given
+way to humility, reticence to glibness, class-consciousness to a wild
+democracy, the code of manners to an uncouth unworldliness, and honor in
+the old sense to a burning passion for reform&mdash;'any old' reform? Do not
+these men lead us into the heterogeneous company of the unclassed of
+both sexes&mdash;and ask us to look upon them as saints in motley? Has not
+the world of fiction changed in the last twenty years? The hero in old
+days sometimes fell foul of the law by getting into debt. But we were
+not supposed, therefore, to be on his side against the law. Now, the
+hero does not, perhaps, get into legal difficulties himself, but he is
+always passionately on the side of the people whom laws were devised to
+protect the respectable from. The scientific tendency to consider that
+aristocracy consists merely in freedom from certain physical taints has
+permeated fiction. 'Is not one man as good as another?' asked the
+demagogue. 'Of course he is, and a great deal better!' replied the
+excited Irishman in the crowd. We are in the thick of a popular mania
+for thinking all the<a name="page_217" id="page_217"></a> undesirables 'a good deal better.' The modern hero
+is, to my mind, in intention, if not in execution, an admirable figure;
+and though one rather expects him any day to give his whole fortune for
+a gross of green spectacles, one will not, for that, find him any less
+likable. Some day he will rediscover the Dantesque hierarchy of souls
+implicit in humanity. And then, perhaps, he will get back his charm.</p>
+
+<p>Some one is probably bursting to observe that we have a school of
+realists at hand; and that no one can accuse Mr. Wells and Mr. Bennett
+of sentimentality&mdash;also that we have Mr. Shaw and Mr. Granville Barker
+and Mr. Masefield as mounted auxiliaries in the field. I grant Mr.
+Bennett; I am not so sure about Mr. Wells. But certainly Mr. Wells is
+not sentimental as Mr. William de Morgan, Mr. Winston Churchill, Mr.
+Meredith Nicholson, Mr. Theodore Dreiser, Mr. H. S. Harrison, and Miss
+Ellen Glasgow are sentimental. If he is sentimental at all, it is rather
+over ideas than people. (Mr. Masefield, I am inclined to think, is
+simply catering to the special audience that Thomas Hardy, by his
+silence, has left gaping and empty.) Let us look into the matter a
+little. 'Sentimental' is one of the most difficult catchwords in the
+world to define; and you can get a roomful of intelligent people
+quarreling over it any time. Perhaps, for our purposes, it will serve
+merely to say that the sentimentalist is always, in one way or another,
+disloyal to facts. He cannot be<a name="page_218" id="page_218"></a> trusted to give a straight account,
+because his own sense of things is more valuable to him than the truth.
+He has come in on the top of the pragmatic wave, and the sands of
+Anglo-Saxondom are strewn thick with him. He serves, in Kipling's
+phrase, the God of Things as They Ought to Be (according to his private
+feeling). His own perversion may be æsthetic, or intellectual, or moral,
+or sociological, but he is always recognizable by his tampering with
+truth.</p>
+
+<p>Now, Mr. Wells does tamper with truth. He did it, for example, in the
+case of Ann Veronica. He wanted Ann Veronica to be a nice girl under
+twenty, and he wanted her, even more, to be unduly awakened to certain
+physical aspects of sex. It was sentimentality that made him draw her as
+he did: determination to prove that the girl who loved as he wanted her
+to love was just as conventional as any one else. You cannot have your
+cake and eat it too; but the sentimentalist blindly refuses to accept
+that. Accordingly, we get the unconvincing creature that Mr. Wells
+wanted to believe existed. Mr. Wells's heroes may not seem to bear out
+my argument so well as Mr. Galsworthy's. To be sure, Mr. Wells is not so
+sentimental as Mr. Galsworthy, and he has not, like the author of <i>The
+Man of Property</i>, and <i>Fraternity</i>, and <i>Justice</i>, one&mdash;just one&mdash;fixed
+idea. Mr. Galsworthy always deals with a man who is in love with some
+other man's wife; and his world is thereby narrowed. Mr. Wells<a name="page_219" id="page_219"></a> is
+interested in a good many things, and his politics are not purely
+philanthropic as most of our novelists' politics are. But Mr. Wells's
+heroes, even when they are fairly fortunate, are preoccupied with their
+own notions of sociological duty, even more than they are preoccupied
+with passion, though their passion is 'special' enough when it comes.
+Would any one except a Wells hero take a trip to India and come away
+having seen nothing but the sweat-shops of Bombay? Always the author's
+sympathy is with the under dog; whether it is Kipps or Mr. Polly living
+out his long foredoomed existence, or George Ponderevo analyzing
+Bladesover with diabolic keenness and aching contempt. 'I'm a spiritual
+guttersnipe in love with unimaginable goddesses,' says Ponderevo in a
+burst of frankness. There you have the Wells hero to the life. And Mr.
+Bennett's people are only spiritual guttersnipes who are <i>not</i> in love
+with unimaginable goddesses.</p>
+
+<p>The point is that the guttersnipe is having his turn in fiction: if our
+American heroes are not guttersnipes themselves, it is their sign of
+grace to be supremely interested in guttersnipes. In one way or the
+other, the guttersnipe must have his proper prominence. Of course, there
+are differences and degrees: a few heroes get no nearer the lower
+classes than a passionate desire for reform tickets and municipal
+sanitation. But ordinarily they must go through Ernest Pontifex's state
+of believing that poor people are not only more<a name="page_220" id="page_220"></a> important, but in every
+way nicer than rich people; and few of them go back utterly on that
+belief, as Ernest did. Perhaps that, more than anything else, marks the
+change of fashion in men. For gentlemen were always, in their way,
+benevolent; but formerly they had not achieved the paradox that the
+object of benevolence is <i>ex officio</i> more interesting than the
+bestower.</p>
+
+<p>Books have been written before now in the interest of reform. They tell
+us that <i>Justice</i> set the Home Secretary to thinking. Well: Marcus
+Clarke actually caused the reform of the Australian penal settlements by
+his now forgotten novel, <i>For the Term of His Natural Life</i>. The hero of
+Marcus Clarke's book was innocent and unjustly condemned; the hero of
+<i>Justice</i> is guilty. Wanton cruelty is wicked whether the victim be a
+bad man or a good one; but the difference between these two heroes is
+not so purely accidental as, at first blush, it may seem. The author of
+<i>His Natural Life</i> starting out to capture sympathy, showed the brutal
+system wreaking itself on an innocent man, of good family, condemned for
+another's guilt. Mr. Galsworthy, equally eager to capture sympathy,
+makes his protagonist guilty of the theft, having tried in vain to
+incriminate an innocent person. Each writer depended, doubtless, on
+public sentiment for his effect. In Marcus Clarke's time, public
+sentiment&mdash;however unfortunate the fact may be&mdash;simply could not have
+been<a name="page_221" id="page_221"></a> aroused to such a pitch by the sufferings of a liar and a thief as
+by the sufferings of an innocent man who is consciously paying another
+person's penalty. The Humanitarian Hero had not come into fashion&mdash;nor
+yet the guttersnipe. But Marcus Clarke's book did its work&mdash;proof that
+even in the '50's we were not so callous as we seemed.</p>
+
+<p>I said earlier that in life, as well as in literature, men had changed.
+One's instances, obviously, must be from books, and not from one's
+acquaintance; but I spoke truth. Philanthropy is the latest social
+ladder, but it would not be so if the people on the top rung were not
+interested in philanthropy. There has been, for whatever reason, a
+tremendous spurt of interest in sociological questions. Our hard-headed
+young men, of high ideals, find themselves fighting, of necessity, on a
+different battlefield from any that strategists would have chosen thirty
+years ago. Moreover, philanthropy being woman's way into politics, women
+have been giving their calm, or hysterical, attention to problems which,
+thirty years since, did not, as problems, exist for them. I said that
+the change of taste in women would probably account for much of the
+change of fashion in men. A schoolmate of mine, writing me some years
+since of her engagement, said (in nearly these words), 'He is
+tremendously interested in city missionary work; it wouldn't have been
+quite perfect if we hadn't had that in common.' Both were spoiled<a name="page_222" id="page_222"></a>
+darlings of fortune, but the statement was quite sincere. Undoubtedly,
+without that, it would not have been 'quite perfect' in the eyes of
+either.</p>
+
+<p>The mere conversation of the marriageable young has changed past belief.
+'Social service' has usurped so many subjects! Have many people stopped
+to realize, I wonder, how completely the psychological novel and the
+'problem' play (in the old sense) have gone out of date? The psychology
+of hero and heroine, their emotional attitudes to each other, are
+largely worked out now in terms of their attitudes to impersonal
+questions, their religious or their sociological 'principles.' The
+individual personal reaction counts less and less. If they agree on the
+same panacea for the social evils, the author can usually patch up a
+passion sufficient for them to marry on. Gone, for the most part, are
+the pages of intimate analysis. No intimate analysis is needed any
+longer. As for the 'problem play,' we have it still with us, but in
+another form. <i>The Doll's House</i> and <i>The Second Mrs. Tanqueray</i> are
+both antiquated: we do not call a drama a problem play now unless it
+preaches a new kind of legislation. And as for sex,&mdash;in its finer
+aspects it no longer interests us.</p>
+
+<p>There was a great deal more sex, in its subtler manifestations, in the
+old novels and plays, than in the new ones. Not so long ago, a novel was
+a love story; and it was of supreme importance to a hero whether or not
+he could make the heroine care for him. It was also of<a name="page_223" id="page_223"></a> supreme
+importance to the heroine. The romance was all founded on sex; and yet
+sex was hardly mentioned. Our heroes and heroines still marry; but when
+they consider sex at all, they are apt to consider it biologically, not
+romantically. We, as a public, are more frankly interested in sex than
+ever; but we think of it objectively, and a little brutally, in terms of
+demand and supply. And so we get often the pathetic spectacle of the
+hero and heroine having no time to make love to each other in the good
+old-fashioned way, because they are so busy suppressing the red-light
+district and compiling statistics of disease. Much of the frankness,
+doubtless, is a good thing; but beyond a doubt, it has cheapened
+passion. For passion among civilized people is a subtle thing: it is
+wrapped about with dreams and imaginings; and can bring human beings to
+salvation as well as to perdition. But when it is shown to us as the
+mere province of courtesans, small wonder that we turn from it to the
+hero who will have difficulty in feeling or inspiring it. Especially
+since we are told, at the same time, that even the courtesan plies her
+trade only from direst necessity.</p>
+
+<p>After all, the only safe person to fall in love with nowadays <i>is</i> a
+reformer: socially, financially, and sentimentally. And most women, at
+least, could (if they would) say with the Princesse Mathilde, 'Je n'aime
+que les romans dont je voudrais être l'héroïne.' Certainly, unless for
+some special reason, no novel of<a name="page_224" id="page_224"></a> which one would not like to be the
+heroine&mdash;in love with the hero&mdash;will reach the hundred thousand mark. If
+there are any of us left who regret the gentlemen of old&mdash;who still
+prefer our Darcy or even our Plantagenet Palliser&mdash;we must write our own
+novels, and divine our own heroes under the protective coloring of their
+conventional breeding. For they are not being 'featured,' at present,
+either in life or in literature.<a name="page_225" id="page_225"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_130.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_130_sml.jpg" width="550" height="123" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="A_Confession_in_Prose" id="A_Confession_in_Prose"></a>A Confession in Prose<br /><br />
+<small>By Walter Prichard Eaton</small></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">U</span><small>NLIKE</small> M. Jourdain, who had been speaking prose all his life without
+knowing it, I have been writing it nearly all of mine, quite
+consciously, and earning my living thereby since I was twenty-one years
+old. I am now thirty-four. I have been a professional writer of prose,
+then, for thirteen years&mdash;or shall I say a writer of professional prose?
+Much of this writing has been done for various American magazines; still
+more has been done to fill the ravenous columns of American newspapers;
+some, even, has been immured between covers. I have tried never to write
+sloppily, though I have of necessity often written hastily. I can
+honestly say, too, that I have tried at times to write beautifully, by
+which I mean rhythmically, with a conscious adjustment of sound and
+melody to the sense, with the charm of word-chiming further to heighten
+heightened thought. But I can also as honestly say that in this latter
+effort I have never been encouraged by a newspaper editor, and I have
+been not infrequently discouraged by magazine editors. Not all
+magazines<a name="page_226" id="page_226"></a> compel you to chop up your prose into a maximum paragraph
+length of ten lines, as does a certain one of large circulation. Not all
+newspapers compel you to be 'smart,' as did one for which I worked
+compel us all. But the impression among editors is prevalent, none the
+less, that a conversational downrightness and sentence and paragraph
+brevity are the be-all and end-all of prose style, or at least of so
+much of prose style as can be grasped by the populace who read their
+publications; and that beautiful writing must be 'fine writing,' and
+therefore never too much to be avoided. So I started out from the
+classroom of Professor Lewis E. Gates, one of the keenest and most
+inspiring analysts of prose beauties this country has produced, to be a
+professional writer of prose, and dreamed, as youth will, of wrapping my
+singing robes about me and ravishing the world. I was soon enough told
+to doff my singing robes for the overalls of journalism, and I have
+become a writer of professional prose instead.</p>
+
+<p>These remarks have been inspired by a long and wistful evening just
+spent in perusing Professor Saintsbury's new book, called <i>The History
+of English Prose Rhythm</i>. I shall hold no brief for the good professor's
+method of scansion. It matters little to me, indeed, how he chooses to
+scan prose. What does matter to me is that he has chosen to scan it at
+all, that he has brought forward the finest examples in the stately
+procession of English literature, and demonstrated with<a name="page_227" id="page_227"></a> all the weight
+of his learning, his authority, his fine enthusiasm, that this prose is
+no less consciously wrought to pleasing numbers than is verse. We who
+studied under Professor Gates knew much of this before, if not in so
+detailed and would-be methodical a fashion. Charles Lamb knew it when he
+wrote, 'Even ourself, in these our humbler lucubrations, tune our best
+measured cadences (prose has her cadences) not unfrequently to the charm
+of the drowsier watchman, "blessing the doors"; or the wild sweep of
+winds at midnight.' Sir Thomas Browne was not exactly unaware of it as
+he prepared his <i>Urn Burial</i> for the printer; nor the authors of the
+King James Version of the Bible when they translated&mdash;or if you prefer,
+paraphrased&mdash;the rhapsodic chapters of Isaiah. But it is pleasant, and
+not unimportant, to be once more reminded, in a generation when written
+speech has sunk to the conversational level of the man in the street,
+that 'prose has her cadences'; and to me, at least, it is melancholy,
+also. For I would strive to write such prose, in my stumbling fashion,
+were I permitted.</p>
+
+<p>Writing about a fine art, as I am so often called upon to do, I would
+endeavor with what might lay in me to write about it finely. Suppose
+that art chances to be the drama. Why, when some compact, weighty, and
+worthily performed example comes to our stage, should I be expected to
+toss off a description of it in a style less compact and weighty and
+worthily conducted?<a name="page_228" id="page_228"></a> On the rare occasions when a new play chances to be
+poetic, am I not justified in writing of it in poetic prose? How else,
+indeed, can I truly render back to my readers the subtler aspects of its
+charm? But for such writing there is little room in our hurrying and
+'conversational' press, though now and then a despised dramatic editor
+is found who understands. Even the drama itself strives to be
+'conversational' at all costs, under the banner of 'realism,' and
+profanity flourishes on our stage in what we must infer to be a most
+life-like manner, while we have almost forgotten that the spoken word
+can be melodious or imaginative. Criticism cries at its heels, and helps
+with flippant jest and broken syntax and cacophonous combinations of our
+poorest vernacular, in the general debasement. Do not tell me that men
+do not exist who could write differently of the stage, as men exist who
+can, and do, write differently for it. Every worthy dramatist can be
+paralleled by at least one worthy critic, and more probably by three or
+four, since the true creative instinct in drama is perhaps the rarest of
+human attributes, save only charity. But the editors appear to have
+determined that the public does not want such critics&mdash;and perhaps the
+editors are right. At least, the public does not often get them.</p>
+
+<p>We are speaking now of prose, not of opinions, and we may safely
+introduce the name of a living critic, William Winter. For nearly half a
+century Mr. Winter<a name="page_229" id="page_229"></a> has written prose about the theatre, and although
+that prose was produced for a morning newspaper it was carefully and
+consistently balanced and welded, and, when the subject demanded it,
+rose, according to its creator's ideas of beauty, into the heightened
+eloquence of sentence rhythm and syllabic harmony. Leisure may improve,
+but haste cannot prevent the rhythm of prose, provided the instinct for
+it resides in the writer, and the opportunity exists for practice and
+expression. Two examples of Mr. Winter's use of rhythm come to my
+memory, and I quote only phrases, not whole sentences, merely because I
+am sure of no more. Writing one morning of a new and very 'modern' play,
+presented the previous evening by a well-known actress, he said: 'Sarah
+Bernhardt at least made her sexual monsters interesting, wielding the
+lethal hatpin or the deadly hatchet with Gallic grace and sweet
+celerity.' Again, in reviewing Pinero's <i>Iris</i>, he took up two of Henry
+Arthur Jones's phrases, recently made current in a lecture, and played
+with them, ending with mellifluous scorn, 'Such are "the great realities
+of modern life," flowers of disease and blight that fringe the charnel
+house of the "serious drama."'</p>
+
+<p>These are certainly examples of rhythmic, or cadenced prose, and they
+are examples taken from journalistic reviews. They admirably express the
+writer's point of view toward his subject matter, but they also reveal
+his care for the manner of expression, they<a name="page_230" id="page_230"></a> satisfy the ear; and
+therefore to one at all sensitive to literature they are doubly
+satisfying. The arrow of irony is ever more delightful when it sings on
+its flight. The trick, then, can be done. Mr. Winter, too often perhaps
+for modern ears, performed it by recourse to the Johnsonian balance of
+period and almost uniform, swelling roll. But that is neither here nor
+there. The point is that he performed it&mdash;and that it is no longer
+performed by the new generation, either in newspaper columns, or, we
+will add at once, anywhere else. Rhythmic prose, prose cadenced to charm
+the ear and by its melodies and harmonies properly adjusted to heighten,
+as with an under-song, the emotional appeal of the ideas expressed, is
+no longer written. It appears to be no longer wanted. We are fallen upon
+harsh and colloquial times.</p>
+
+<p>No one with any ear at all would deny Emerson a style, even if his
+rhythms are often broken into the cross-chop of Carlyle. No one would
+deny Irving a style, or Poe,&mdash;certainly Poe at his best,&mdash;or, indeed, to
+hark far back, Cotton Mather in many passages of the <i>Magnalia</i>, where
+to a quaint iambic simplicity he added a Biblical fervor which redeems
+and melodizes the monotony. Mather suggests Milton, Irving suggests
+Addison, Emerson suggests Carlyle, Poe, shall we say, is often the too
+conscious workman typified by De Quincey. But thereafter, in this
+country, we descend rapidly into second-hand imitations,<a name="page_231" id="page_231"></a> into rhythm
+become, in truth, mere 'fine writing,' until its death within recent
+memory. Yet we do not find even to-day the true cadenced prose either
+uninteresting or out of date. Emerson is as modern as the morning paper.
+Newman's description of the ideal site for a university, in the clear
+air of Attica beside the blue Ægean, charms us still with its perfect
+blend of sound and sense, its clear intellectual idea borne on a
+cadenced undersong, as of distant surf upon the shore; and the exquisite
+epilogue to the <i>Apologia</i>, with its chime of proper names, still brings
+a moisture to our eyes. The triumphant tramp of Gibbon, the headlong
+imagery and Biblical fervor of Ruskin, the languid music of Walter
+Pater, each holds its separate charm, and the charm is not archaic.</p>
+
+<p>Is such prose impossible any more? Certainly it is not. The heritage of
+the language is still ours, the birthright of our noble English tongue.
+Simply, we do not dare to let ourselves go. We seem tortured with the
+modern blight of self-consciousness; and while the cheaper magazines are
+almost blatant in their unblushing self-puffery, they are none the less
+cravenly submissive to what they deem popular demand, and turn their
+backs on literature, on style, as something abhorrent to a race which
+has been fed on the English Bible for three hundred years. Their ideal
+of a prose style now seems to consist of a series of staccato yips. It
+really cannot be described in any other way. The<a name="page_232" id="page_232"></a> 'triumphantly
+intricate' sentence celebrated by Walter Pater would give many a modern
+editor a shiver of terror. He would visualize it as mowing down the
+circulation of the magazine like a machine gun. Rhythm and beauty of
+style can hardly be achieved by staccato yips. The modern magazine
+writer, trying to be rhetorically effective, trying to rise to the
+demands of heightened thought or emotional appeal, reminds one of that
+enthusiastic German tympanist who wrote an entire symphonic poem for
+kettle-drums.</p>
+
+<p>I read one of the autumn crop of new novels the other day. Curiously
+enough, it was written by a music critic who, in his reviews of music,
+is constantly insisting on the primal importance of melody and harmony,
+who is an arch foe of the modern programme school and the whole-tone
+scale of Debussy. But the prose of his novel was utterly devoid of these
+prized elements, melody and harmony. A heavy, or sometimes turgid,
+journalistic commonplaceness sat upon it. I will not be unfair and tear
+an illustration from some passage of rightly simple narration. I will
+take the closing sentences from one of the climactic chapters, when the
+mood had supposedly risen to intensity, and, if ever, the prose would
+have been justified in rising to reinforce the emotion.</p>
+
+<p>The house was aroused to extravagant demonstrations. Across the
+footlights it looked like a brilliantly<a name="page_233" id="page_233"></a> realistic piece of acting, and
+the audience was astonished at the vigor of the hitherto cold Americano.</p>
+
+<p>'But Nagy was not deceived. Crushed, dishevelled, breathless, she knew
+that her dominion over him was gone forever. She had tried to show him
+his soul and he had begun to see the light.'</p>
+
+<p>Now, an ear attuned to the melodies of English prose must surely find
+this commonplace, and the closing sentence of all actually as harsh as
+the tonalities of Strauss or Debussy seem to the writer. Let us, even if
+a little unfairly, set it beside a passage from <i>Henry Esmond</i>, again a
+climactic passage, but one where the style is climactic, also, rising to
+the mood.</p>
+
+<p>'"You will please, sir, to remember," he continued, "that our family
+hath ruined itself by fidelity to yours: that my grandfather spent his
+estate, and gave his blood and his son to die for your service; that my
+dear lord's grandfather (for lord you are now, Frank, by right and title
+too) died for the same cause; that my poor kinswoman, my father's second
+wife, after giving away her honor to your wicked perjured race, sent all
+her wealth to the King; and got in return that precious title that lies
+in ashes, and this inestimable yard of blue ribbon. I lay this at your
+feet and stamp upon it; I draw this sword, and break it and deny you;
+and had you completed the wrong you designed us, by Heaven I would have
+driven it through your heart, and no more<a name="page_234" id="page_234"></a> pardoned you than your father
+pardoned Monmouth. Frank will do the same, won't you, cousin?"'</p>
+
+<p>This justly famous passage, be it noted, is dialogue. To-day we
+especially do not dare to rise above a conversational level in dialogue.
+We should be accused of being 'unnatural.' Does no one speak beautifully
+any more, then, even in real life? Are the nerve-centres so shattered in
+the modern anatomy that no connection is established between emotions
+and the musical sense? Does an exquisite mood no longer reflect itself
+in our voice, in our vocabulary? Does no lover rise to eloquence in the
+presence of his Adored? If that is the case, surely we now speak
+unnaturally, and it should be the duty of literature to restore our
+health! Nor need such speech in fiction float clear away from solid
+ground. Notice how Thackeray in his closing sentence&mdash;'Frank will do the
+same, won't you, cousin?'&mdash;anchors his rhetoric to the earth.</p>
+
+<p>We are, let it be said again, in the grasp of realism, and realism but
+imperfectly understood. Just as our drama aims to reproduce exactly a
+'solid' room upon the stage, and to set actors to talking therein the
+exact speech of every day, so our oratory, so-called, is the
+reproduction of a one-sided conversation, and our novels (when they are
+worthy of consideration) are reproductions of patiently accumulated
+details, set forth in impatiently assembled sentences. But all this does
+not of necessity constitute realism, because its<a name="page_235" id="page_235"></a> effect is not of
+necessity the creation of illusion, however truthful the artist's
+purpose. Of what avail, in the drama, for example, are solid rooms and
+conversational vernacular if the characters do not come to life in our
+imaginations, so that we share their joys and sorrows? Of what effect
+are the realistic details of a novel, whether of incident or language,
+if we do not re-live its story as we read? Surely, the answer is plain,
+and therefore any literary devices which heighten the mood for us are
+perfectly justifiable weapons of the realist, even as they are of the
+romanticist. One of these devices is consciously wrought prose. For the
+present we plead for its employment on no higher ground than this of
+practical expediency.</p>
+
+<p>But how, you may ask,&mdash;no, not you, dear reader, who understand, but
+some other chap, a poor dog of an author, perhaps,&mdash;can consciously
+wrought prose aid in the creation of illusion? How can it be more than
+pretty?</p>
+
+<p>Let us turn for answer to Sir Thomas Browne, to 'The Garden of Cyrus,'
+to the closing numbers:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>'Besides, Hippocrates hath spoke so little, and the oneirocritical
+masters have left such frigid interpretations from plants, that there is
+little encouragement to dream of paradise itself. Nor will the sweetest
+delight of gardens afford much comfort in sleep, wherein the dulness of
+that sense shakes hands with delectable odours; and though in the bed of
+Cleopatra, can<a name="page_236" id="page_236"></a> hardly with any delight raise up the ghost of a rose.'</p>
+
+<p>That is archaic, perhaps, and not without a certain taint of quaintness
+to modern ears. But how drowsy it is, how minor its harmonies, how
+subtly soothing its languid melody! It tells, surely, in what manner
+consciously wrought prose may aid in the creation of illusion. The mood
+of sleep was here to be evoked, and lo! it comes from the very music of
+the sentences, from the drowsy lullaby of selected syllables.</p>
+
+<p>We might choose a quite different example, from a seemingly most
+unlikely source, from the plays of George Bernard Shaw. One hardly
+thinks of Mr. Shaw with a style, but rather with a stiletto. His
+prefaces have been too disputative, his plays too epigrammatic, for the
+cultivation of prose rhythms. Yet his prose is almost never without a
+certain crisp accuracy of conversational cadence; his ear almost never
+betrays him into sloppiness; and when the occasion demands, his style
+can rise to meet it. The truth is, Mr. Shaw is seldom emotional, so that
+his crisp accuracy of speech is most often the fitting garment for his
+thought. But in <i>John Bull's Other Island</i> his emotions are stirred, and
+when Larry Doyle breaks out into an impassioned description of Ireland
+the effect on the imagination of the heightened prose, when a good actor
+speaks it, is almost startling.</p>
+
+<p>'No, no; the climate is different. Here, if the life is<a name="page_237" id="page_237"></a> dull, you can
+be dull too, and no great harm done. (<i>Going off into a passionate
+dream.</i>) But your wits can't thicken in that soft moist air, on those
+white springy roads, in those misty rushes and brown bogs, on those
+hillsides of granite rocks and magenta heather. You've no such colors in
+the sky, no such lure in the distances, no such sadness in the evenings.
+Oh, the dreaming! the dreaming! the torturing, heart-scalding,
+never-satisfying dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming! (<i>Savagely.</i>)
+No debauchery that ever coarsened and brutalized an Englishman can take
+the worth and usefulness out of him like that dreaming. An Irishman's
+imagination never lets him alone, never convinces him, never satisfies
+him; but it makes him so that he can't face reality nor deal with it nor
+handle it nor conquer it: he can only sneer at them that do, and
+(<i>bitterly, at Broadbent</i>) be "agreeable to strangers," like a
+good-for-nothing woman on the streets.'</p>
+
+<p>This, to be sure, is prose to be spoken, not prose to be read. Different
+laws prevail, for different effects are sought. But the principle of
+cadence calculated to fit the mood, and by its melodic, or, as here, its
+percussive character to heighten the emotional appeal, remains the same.</p>
+
+<p>But beyond the argument for cadenced prose as an aid to illusion,
+employed in the proper places,&mdash;that is, where intensity of imagery or
+feeling can benefit by it,&mdash;is the higher plea for sheer lingual beauty
+for its<a name="page_238" id="page_238"></a> own sake. Shall realism preclude all other effects of artistic
+creation? Because the men on our streets, the women in our homes, talk
+sloppily, shall all our books be written in their idiom, all our stage
+characters reproduce their commonplaceness, nearly all our magazines and
+newspapers give no attention to the graces of style? I am pleading for
+no Newman of the news story, nor am I seeking to arm our muck-rakers
+with the pen of Sir Thomas Browne. I would not send Walter Pater to
+report a football game (though Stevenson could doubtless improve on most
+of the 'sporting editors'), nor ask that Emerson write our editorials.
+But there is a poor way, and there is a fine way, to write everything,
+and inevitably the man who has an ear for the rhythms of prose, who has
+been trained and encouraged to write his very best, will fit his style
+appropriately to his subject. He will not seek to cadence his sentences
+in bald narration or in exposition, but he will, nevertheless, keep them
+capable of natural and pleasant phrasing, he will avoid monotony,
+jarring syllables, false stress, and ugly or tripping terminations which
+throw the voice as one's feet are thrown by an unseen obstacle in the
+path. His paragraphs, too, will group naturally, as falls his thought.
+But when the subject he has in hand rises to invective, to exhortation,
+to the dignity of any passion or the sweep of any vision, then if his
+ear be tuned and his courage does not fail him he must inevitably write
+in cadenced<a name="page_239" id="page_239"></a> periods, the effectiveness of his work depending on the
+adjustment of these cadences to the mood of the moment, on his skill as
+an artist in prose.</p>
+
+<p>And just now the courage of our young men fails. The unrestrained
+abandonment of all art to realism, of every sort of printed page to bald
+colloquialism, has dulled the natural ear in all of us for comely prose,
+and made us deaf to more stately measures. The complete democratizing of
+literature has put the fear of plebeian ridicule in our hearts, and the
+wider a magazine's circulation, it would seem, the more harm it does to
+English prose, because in direct ratio to its sale are its pages given
+over to the Philistines, and the dignity and refinement of thought which
+could stimulate dignity and refinement of expression are unknown to its
+contributors, or kept carefully undisclosed.</p>
+
+<p>I have often fancied, in penitential moments, a day of judgment for us
+who write, when we shall stand in flushed array before the Ultimate
+Critic and answer the awful question, 'What have you done with your
+language?' There shall be searchings of soul that morning, and
+searchings of forgotten pages of magazines and 'best sellers' and books
+of every sort, for the cadence that may bring salvation. But many shall
+seek and few shall find, and the goats shall be sorted out in droves,
+condemned to an eternity of torture, none other than the everlasting
+task of listening to their own prose read aloud.<a name="page_240" id="page_240"></a></p>
+
+<p>'What have you done with your language?' It is a solemn question for all
+of us, for you who speak as well as for us who write. Our language is a
+priceless heritage. It has been the ladder of life up which we climbed;
+with it we have bridged the sundering flood that forever rolls between
+man and man; through its aid have come to us the treasures of the past,
+the world's store of experience; by means of it our poets have wrought
+their measures, our philosophers their dreams. Bit by bit, precious
+mosaic after precious mosaic, the great body of English literature has
+been built up, in verse and prose, the crown of that division of
+language we call our own. Consciously finding itself three centuries
+ago, our English prose blossomed at once into the solemn splendors of
+the King James Bible and then into the long-drawn, ornate magnificence
+of Sir Thomas Browne, never again till our day to lose consciousness of
+its power, to forget its high and holy task, the task of maintaining our
+language at full tide and ministering to style and beauty. There were
+fluxes in the fashions, naturally; little of Browne's music being found
+in the almost conversational fluency (but not laxness) of Addison, even
+as the suave Mr. Addison himself has vanished in the tempestuous
+torrents of Carlyle. But there always was an Addison, a Carlyle, a
+Newman, a Walter Pater, whose work loomed large in popular regard, whose
+influence was mighty in shaping a taste for prose style. Who now, we may
+ask, looking around us<a name="page_241" id="page_241"></a> in America, looms large in popular regard as a
+writer of ample vision, amply and beautifully clothed in speech, and
+whose influence is mighty in shaping a taste for prose style? It is not
+enough to have the worthies of the past upon our shelves. Each age must
+have its own inspiration. Again we hear the solemn question, 'What have
+you done with your language?' Only Ireland may answer, 'We have our
+George Moore, and we had our Synge not long ago&mdash;but we stoned his
+plays.'</p>
+
+<p>We have stifled our language, we have debased it, we have been afraid of
+it. But some day it will reassert itself, for it is stronger than we,
+alike our overlord and avatar. Deep in the soul of man dwells the lyric
+impulse, and when his song cannot be the song of the poet it will shape
+itself in rhythmic prose, that it may still be cadenced and modulated to
+change with the changing thought and sound an obligato to the moods of
+the author's spirit. How wonderful has been our prose,&mdash;grave and
+chastely rich when Hooker wrote it, striding triumphant over the pages
+of Gibbon on tireless feet, ringing like a trumpet from Emerson's white
+house in Concord, modulated like soft organ-music heard afar in Newman's
+lyric moods, clanging and clamorous in Carlyle, in Walter Pater but as
+the soft fall of water in a marble fountain while exquisite odors flood
+the Roman twilight and late bees are murmurous, a little of all,
+perhaps, in Stevenson! We, too,<a name="page_242" id="page_242"></a> we little fellows of to-day, could
+write as they wrote, consciously, rhythmically, if we only cared, if we
+only dared. We ask for the opportunity, the encouragement. Alas! that
+also means a more liberal choice of graver subjects, and a more
+extensive employment of the essay form. Milton could hardly have been
+Miltonic on a lesser theme than the Fall of the Angels, and Walter Pater
+wrote of the Mona Lisa, not Lizzie Smith of Davenport, Iowa. It is
+doubtless of interest to learn about Lizzie, but she hardly inspires us
+to rhythmic prose.<a name="page_243" id="page_243"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_153.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_153_sml.jpg" width="550" height="125" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="In_the_Chair" id="In_the_Chair"></a>In the Chair<br /><br />
+<small>By Ralph Bergengren</small></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">A</span><small>BOUT</small> once in so often a man must go to the barber for what, with
+contemptuous brevity, is called a haircut. He must sit in a big chair, a
+voluminous bib (prettily decorated with polka dots) tucked in round his
+neck, and let another human being cut his hair for him. His head, with
+all its internal mystery and wealth of thought, becomes for the time
+being a mere poll, worth two dollars a year to the tax-assessor: an
+irregularly shaped object, between a summer squash and a canteloupe,
+with too much hair on it, as very likely several friends and
+acquaintances have advised him. His identity vanishes.</p>
+
+<p>As a rule the less he now says or thinks about his head, the better: he
+has given it to the barber, and the barber will do as he pleases with
+it. It is only when the man is little and is brought in by his mother,
+that the job will be done according to instructions; and this is because
+the man's mother is in a position to see the back of his head. Also
+because the weakest woman under such circumstances has strong
+convictions.<a name="page_244" id="page_244"></a> When the man is older the barber will sometimes allow him
+to see the haircut, cleverly reflected in two mirrors; but not one man
+in a thousand&mdash;nay, in ten thousand&mdash;would dare express himself as
+dissatisfied. After all, what does he know of haircuts, he who is no
+barber? Women feel differently; and I know of one man, returning home
+with a new haircut, who was compelled to turn round again and take what
+his wife called his 'poor' head to another barber by whom the haircut
+was more happily finished. But that was exceptional. And it happened to
+that man but once.</p>
+
+<p>The very word 'haircut' is objectionable. It snips like the scissors.
+Yet it describes the operation more honestly than the substitute 'trim,'
+a euphemism indicating a jaunty habit of dropping in frequently at the
+barber's, and so keeping the hair perpetually at just the length that is
+most becoming. For most men, although the knowledge must be gathered by
+keen, patient observation and never by honest confession, there is a
+period, lasting about a week, when the length of their hair is
+admirable. But it comes between haircuts. The haircut itself is never
+satisfactory. If his hair was too long before (and on this point he has
+the evidence of unprejudiced witnesses), it is too short now. It must
+grow steadily&mdash;count on it for that!&mdash;until for a brief period it is
+'just right,' æsthetically suited to the contour of his face and the cut
+of his<a name="page_245" id="page_245"></a> features, and beginning already imperceptibly to grow too long
+again.</p>
+
+<p>Soon this growth becomes visible, and the man begins to worry. 'I must
+go to the barber,' he says in a harassed way. 'I must get a haircut.'
+But the days pass. It is always to-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow.
+When he goes, he goes suddenly.</p>
+
+<p>There is something within us, probably our immortal soul, that postpones
+a haircut; and yet in the end our immortal souls have little to do with
+the actual process. It is impossible to conceive of one immortal soul
+cutting another immortal soul's hair. My own soul, I am sure, has never
+entered a barber's shop. It stops and waits for me at the portal.
+Probably it converses on subjects remote from our bodily consciousness
+with the immortal souls of barbers, patiently waiting until the barbers
+finish their morning's work and come out to lunch.</p>
+
+<p>Even during the haircut our hair is still growing, never stopping, never
+at rest, never in a hurry: it grows while we sleep, as was proved by Rip
+Van Winkle. And yet perhaps sometimes it is in a hurry; perhaps that is
+why it falls out. In rare cases the contagion of speed spreads; the last
+hair hurries after all the others; the man is emancipated from
+dependence on barbers. I know a barber who is in this independent
+condition himself (for the barber can no more cut his own hair than the
+rest of us) and yet sells his customers a preparation<a name="page_246" id="page_246"></a> warranted to keep
+them from attaining it, a seeming anomaly which can be explained only on
+the ground that business is business. To escape the haircut one must be
+quite without hair that one cannot see and reach; and herein possibly is
+the reason for a fashion which has often perplexed students of the
+Norman Conquest. The Norman soldiery wore no hair on the backs of their
+heads; and each brave fellow could sit down in front of his polished
+shield and cut his own hair without much trouble. But the scheme had a
+weakness. The back of the head had to be shaven, and the fashion
+doubtless went out because, after all, nothing was gained by it. One
+simply turned over on one's face in the barber's chair instead of
+sitting up straight.</p>
+
+<p>Fortunately we begin having a haircut when we are too young to think,
+and when also the process is sugar-coated by the knowledge that we are
+losing our curls. Then habit accustoms us to it. Yet it is significant
+that men of refinement seek the barber in secluded places, basements of
+hotels for choice, where they can be seen only by barbers and by other
+refined men having or about to have haircuts; and that men of less
+refinement submit to the operation where every passer-by can stare in
+and see them, bibs round their necks and their shorn locks lying in
+pathetic little heaps on the floor. There is a barber's shop of this
+kind in Boston where one of the barbers, having no head to<a name="page_247" id="page_247"></a> play with,
+plays on a cornet, doubtless to the further distress of his immortal
+soul peeping in through the window. But this is unusual even in the city
+that is known far and wide as the home of the Boston Symphony Orchestra.</p>
+
+<p>I remember a barber&mdash;he was the only one available in a small town&mdash;who
+cut my left ear. The deed distressed him, and he told me a story. It was
+a pretty little cut, he said&mdash;filling it with alum&mdash;and reminded him of
+another gentleman whose left ear he had nipped in identically the same
+place. He had done his best with alum and apology, as he was now doing.
+Two months later the gentleman came in again. 'And by golly!' said the
+barber, with a kind of wonder at his own cleverness, 'if I didn't nip
+him again in just the same place!'</p>
+
+<p>A man can shave himself. The Armless Wonder does it in the Dime Museum.
+Byron did it, and composed poetry during the operation, although, as I
+have recently seen scientifically explained, the facility of composition
+was not due to the act of shaving but to the normal activity of the
+human mind at that time in the morning. Here therefore a man can refuse
+the offices of the barber. If he wishes to make one of a half-dozen
+apparently inanimate figures, their faces covered with soap, and their
+noses used as convenient handles to turn first one cheek and then the
+other&mdash;that is his own lookout. But human ingenuity has yet<a name="page_248" id="page_248"></a> to invent a
+'safety barber's shears.' It has tried. A near genius once made an
+apparatus&mdash;a kind of helmet with multitudinous little scissors inside
+it&mdash;which he hopefully believed would solve the problem; but what became
+of him and his invention I have not heard. Perhaps he tried it himself
+and slunk, defeated, into a deeper obscurity. Perhaps he committed
+suicide, for one can easily imagine that a man who thought he had found
+a way to cut his own hair and then found that he hadn't would be thrown
+into a suicidal depression. There is the possibility that he succeeded
+in cutting his own hair, and was immediately 'put away,' where nobody
+could see him but the hardened attendants, by his sensitive family. The
+important fact is that the invention never got on the market. Until some
+other investigator succeeds to more practical purpose, the rest of us
+must go periodically to the barber. We must put on the bib&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Here, however, there is at least an opportunity of selection. There are
+bibs with arms, and bibs without arms. And there is a certain amount of
+satisfaction in being able to see our own hands, carefully holding the
+newspaper or periodical wherewith we pretend that we are still
+intelligent human beings. And here again are distinctions. The patrons
+of my own favored barber's shop have arms to their bibs and pretend to
+be deeply interested in the <i>Illustrated London News</i>. The patrons of
+the barber's shop where I lost part of<a name="page_249" id="page_249"></a> my ear&mdash;I cannot see the place,
+but those whom I take into my confidence tell me that it has long since
+grown again&mdash;had no sleeves to their bibs, but nevertheless managed
+awkwardly to hold the <i>Police Gazette</i>. And this opportunity to hold the
+<i>Police Gazette</i> without attracting attention becomes a pleasant feature
+of this type of barber's shop: I, for example, found it easier&mdash;until my
+ear was cut&mdash;to forget my position in the examination of this journal
+than in the examination of the <i>Illustrated London News</i>. The pictures,
+strictly speaking, are not so good, either artistically or morally, but
+there is a tang about them, an I-do-not-know-what. And it is always
+wisest to focus attention on some such extraneous interest. Otherwise
+you may get to looking in the mirror.</p>
+
+<p>Do not do that.</p>
+
+<p>For one thing, there is the impulse to cry out 'Stop! Stop! Don't cut it
+all off!</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">'Oh, barber, spare that hair!</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; Leave some upon my brow!</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; For months it's sheltered me!</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; And I'll protect it now!</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>'Oh, please! P-l-e-a-s-e!&mdash;' These exclamations annoy a barber, rouse a
+demon of fury in him. He reaches for a machine called 'clippers.' Tell
+him how to cut hair, will you! A little more and he'll shave your
+head&mdash;and not only half-way either, like the Norman soldiery at the time
+of the Conquest! Even if you are<a name="page_250" id="page_250"></a> able to restrain this impulse,
+clenching your bib in your hands and perhaps dropping or tearing the
+<i>Illustrated London News</i>, the mirror gives you strange, morbid
+reflections. You recognize your face, but your head seems somehow
+separate, balanced on a kind of polka-dotted mountain with two hands
+holding the <i>Illustrated London News</i>. You are afraid momentarily that
+the barber will lift it off and go away with it. Then is the time to
+read furiously the weekly contribution of G. K. Chesterton. But your
+mind reverts to a story you have been reading about how the Tulululu
+Islanders, a savage but ingenious people, preserve the heads of their
+enemies so that the faces are much smaller but otherwise quite
+recognizable. You find yourself looking keenly at the barber to discover
+any possible trace of Tulululu ancestry. And what is he going to get
+now? A krees? No, a paint-brush. Is he going to paint you? And if
+so&mdash;what color? The question of color becomes strangely important, as if
+it made any real difference. Green? Red? Purple? Blue? No, he uses the
+brush dry, tickling your forehead, tickling your ears, tickling your
+nose, tickling you under the chin and down the back of your neck. After
+the serious business of the haircut, a barber must have some relaxation.</p>
+
+<p>There is one point on which you are independent: you will not have the
+bay rum; you are a teetotaller. You say so in a weak voice which
+nevertheless has<a name="page_251" id="page_251"></a> some adamantine quality that impresses him. He humors
+you; or perhaps your preference appeals to his sense of business
+economy.</p>
+
+<p>He takes off your bib.</p>
+
+<p>From a row of chairs a man leaps to his feet, anxious to give <i>his</i> head
+to the barber. A boy hastily sweeps up the hair that was yours&mdash;already
+as remote from you as if it had belonged to the man who is always
+waiting, and whose name is Next. Oh, it is
+horrible&mdash;horrible&mdash;horrible!<a name="page_252" id="page_252"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_252.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_252_sml.jpg" width="550" height="130" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="The_Passing_of_Indoors" id="The_Passing_of_Indoors"></a>The Passing of Indoors<br /><br />
+<small>By Zephine Humphrey</small></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span><small>NDOORS</small> is going. We may just as well make up our minds on this
+revolutionary point, and accept it with such degree of hardy rejoicing
+or shivering regret as our natures prompt in us.</p>
+
+<p>The movement has been long under way, gradually working the perfect
+ejection which seems now at hand. We might have recognized the
+dislodging process long ago, had we been far-sighted enough. It
+began&mdash;who shall say when it did begin? Surely not in the shaggy breasts
+of those rude ancestors of ours whom we hold in such veneration, and to
+whose ways we seem to ourselves to be so wisely returning. They dragged
+their venison into the depths of a cave darker and closer than any
+house, and devoured it in great seclusion. Perhaps it began in the San
+Marco Piazza at Venice, with the little open-air tables under the
+colonnades. "So delightful! So charming!" Thus the tourists, as they
+sipped their coffee and dallied with their ices. They were right; it was
+delightful and charming, and<a name="page_253" id="page_253"></a> so it is to this day, but it was perhaps
+the thin edge of the wedge which is turning us all out now.</p>
+
+<p>Supper was the first regular meal to follow the open-air suggestion,
+country supper on the piazza in the warm summer evening. That also was
+delightful, of course, and not at all alarming. All nations and ages
+have practiced the sport of occasional festive repasts out of doors when
+the weather has permitted. But breakfast was not long in following suit;
+and when dinner, that most conservative, conventional of meals,
+succumbed to the outward pressure and spread its congealing gravies in
+the chilly air, we were in for the thing in good earnest, the new custom
+was on. No longer a matter of times and seasons, the weather had nothing
+to do with it now; and in really zealous families the regular summer
+dining-room was out of doors. Summer dining-room&mdash;that sounds well;
+since summer and warmth go together traditionally. But not always
+actually in New England, where bleak rains overtake the world now and
+then, and clearing north-west winds come racing keenly. It was soon
+essential to introduce a new fashion in dinner garments: overcoats,
+sweaters, and heavy shawls, felt hats and mufflers.</p>
+
+<p>'Excuse me while I run upstairs to get a pair of mittens?'</p>
+
+<p>'Finish your soup first, dear; it will be quite cold if you leave it.'<a name="page_254" id="page_254"></a></p>
+
+<p>The adherents of the new doctrine are very conscientious and faithful,
+as was only to be expected. We are a valiant race in the matter of our
+enthusiasms and can be trusted to follow them sturdily, buckling on
+armor or overcoats or whatever other special equipment the occasion
+demands. Conscientiousness is a good trait, but there is perhaps more of
+the joy of life in some other qualities.</p>
+
+<p>Sleeping outdoors was the next great phase in the open-air movement.
+That also began casually enough and altogether charmingly. One lingered
+in the hammock, watching the stars, musing in the still summer night,
+until, lo! there was the dawn beginning behind the eastern hills. A
+wonderful experience. Not much sleeping about it truly,&mdash;there is
+commonly not much sleeping about great experiences,&mdash;but so beautiful
+that the heart said, 'Go to! why not have this always? Why not sleep
+outdoors every night?' Which is of course exactly the way in which human
+nature works; very reasonable, very sane and convincing, but
+unfortunately never quite so successful as it should be. That which has
+blessed us once must be secured in perpetuity for our souls to feast on
+continually; revelation must fold its wings and abide with us. So we
+soberly go to work and strip all the poetry of divine chance, all the
+delight of the unexpected, from our great occasions by laying plans for
+their systematic recurrence.<a name="page_255" id="page_255"></a></p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">He who bends to himself a joy,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Does the winged life destroy;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">But he who kisses a joy as it flies,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Lives in eternity's sunrise.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>It is a pity that William Blake could not teach us that once for all. As
+a matter of fact, of course, great occasions care nothing at all for our
+urging; and a plan is an institution which they cordially abhor. The
+stars and the dawn do not condescend to such paraphernalia for waylaying
+them as sleeping-bags, rubber blankets, air-pillows, and mosquito
+netting, with a stout club close at hand in case of tramps or a skunk.</p>
+
+<p>One experience of my own recurs to my memory poignantly here, and I
+think I cannot do better than set it forth. I had passed an
+unforgettable night all alone in a meadow, detained by the evening
+almost insensibly into 'solemn midnight's tingling silences,' and thence
+into the austere dawn. It was an episode such as should have sealed my
+lips forever; but I profanely spoke of it, and at once the contagion of
+interest spread through the little village.</p>
+
+<p>'What fun! Did you have your rubbers on? Did you sit in a chair? I
+should think you would have sat in a chair&mdash;so much more comfortable!
+Well, I tell you what, let's do it together,&mdash;a lot of us, so we won't
+be afraid,&mdash;and let's climb a mountain. The sunset and dawn will be
+beautiful from a mountain.'</p>
+
+<p>We did it; I blush to confess that some twenty-five<a name="page_256" id="page_256"></a> of us did it. It
+was an excursion planned and discussed for a matter of two weeks (a full
+moon being part of the programme), and there was no accident unforeseen,
+no event unprovided for. The procession that wended its way, toiling and
+puffing, up the ascent of Haystack,&mdash;the favored mountain selected for
+the high pedestal of our rapture,&mdash;on the auspicious night, was about as
+sad, and withal as funny, an affront as the secrecy of beauty ever
+received. Blankets, steamer-rugs, pillows, shawls, hammocks,
+whiskey-flasks&mdash;how we groaned beneath the burden of all these things.
+We lost the way, of course, and had to beat the woods in every
+direction; we were tired and hot and&mdash;cross? Perhaps. But we knew what
+our rôle was, and when we reached the top of the mountain, we all of us
+stood very solemnly in a row and said, 'How beautiful!'</p>
+
+<p>It was beautiful; that was just the fineness of the night's triumph over
+us&mdash;over me at least; I cannot speak for the other twenty-four. To this
+day, be it said in parentheses, whenever we mention that night on
+Haystack we lift our eyes in ecstasy, and no one of us has ever
+confessed any sense of lack. But honestly, honestly at the last (dear
+stalwart relief of honesty!), that experiment was a failure&mdash;so
+beautiful that the spirit should have been lifted out of the body, and
+would have been, had it stood alone, had it not already exhausted itself
+in plans and expectations. Beneath us, a far-spreading sea of misty,
+rolling hills, all vague and<a name="page_257" id="page_257"></a> blended in the light of the soaring moon;
+above us, such a sweep of sky as only mountain-tops command; around us,
+silence, silence. Yet the unstrenuous orchard at home, with its tranquil
+acceptance of such degree of sunset light as was granted to it, and of
+the moon's presence when she rose above the apple trees, would have
+conveyed the night's message a thousand times more clearly.</p>
+
+<p>It is seldom worth while to describe any failure of the spirit very
+minutely, and tragedy is not the tone this paper would assume; but one
+slight episode of the dawn following that fatal night must be related.
+We were gathered on the eastern edge of our mountain top, a tousled,
+gray, disheveled lot, heavy-eyed and weary. Does the reader understand
+the significance of the term 'to prevent the dawn'? He does if he has
+stood and waited for the sun to rise&mdash;or the moon or any of the
+constellations, for that matter. All heavenly bodies retard their
+progress through the influence of being waited for. 'Surely now!' a
+dozen times we warned one another there, with our faces toward the
+quickening east; yet no glittering, lambent rim slid up to greet our
+eyes.</p>
+
+<p>At last a decent comely cloud came to the rescue of the sun, halting and
+embarrassed, and settled snugly all about the mountain of the
+day-spring. Into this the sun was born, so obscurely that it rode high
+above the mountain's edge, shorn and dull, a rubber ball, before<a name="page_258" id="page_258"></a> we
+discovered it. 'Why&mdash;why&mdash;' some one began, stammering; and then there
+was a dramatic pause. Brave and determined though we were in our pursuit
+of ecstasy, we could not burst forth into song like Memnon statues at
+the sight of that belated orange, 'Lo, the Lord Sun!' Not at all. It was
+the merest varlet. In this dilemma of our hearts, a funny little wailing
+cry came from the cliff's edge: 'I want my money back! I want my money
+back!' It was a perfect commentary on the whole situation, as fine and
+humorous and true an utterance as could be asked on the foiled occasion.
+We laughed at it, and all the air was straightway clearer for us. Then
+down the mountain-side we trooped, and went home to bed.</p>
+
+<p>Of course I am not unaware of the impatience of some readers, if they
+have taken pains to scan so far this earnest exposition. The outdoor
+movement is not one primarily of sentiment, but of health and happiness;
+and the story just related is aside from the point. That may be true. I
+certainly stand in respect of the great claims of the physical side of
+the subject, and would not deal with them. By all means, let all people
+be as well as possible. But it is still the other side, the side of
+sentiment and rapture, which is most pleadingly often brought home to
+me.</p>
+
+<p>It is pitiful how helpless we are against the invasions of a new
+enthusiasm like this&mdash;we sober, conservative folk. I still sleep in my
+bed, in my room, but the satisfaction<a name="page_259" id="page_259"></a> I used to take in the innocent
+practice is broken of late by haunting fears that I may not be able to
+keep it up. My friends will not let me alone.</p>
+
+<p>'Of all things! why don't you sleep out here, on this little upper
+piazza? Precisely the place! I can't understand how you can ignore such
+an opportunity.'</p>
+
+<p>'Well, you see,'&mdash;my answer was glib at first,&mdash;'the piazza overhangs
+the road, and the milk-wagons go by very early. I don't want to get up
+at four o'clock every morning.'</p>
+
+<p>'They couldn't see much of you, I should think,'&mdash;with a thoughtful
+measuring glance,&mdash;'not more than your toes and the tip of your nose.'</p>
+
+<p>'Oh, thank you, that's quite enough!'</p>
+
+<p>'Well, you might saw off the legs of a cot, to bring it below the
+railing. Or just a mattress spread on the floor would do very well.'</p>
+
+<p>Just a mattress spread on the floor! That closes the argument. I have no
+spirit left to prefer any other objections to these dauntless souls,
+such as the rain (the piazza has no roof). But what would a cold bath be
+if not distinctly so much to the good in view of the toilet operations
+of the following morning? There is no course left me but that final
+one,&mdash;which should in honesty have come first,&mdash;of damning myself by the
+hopeless assertion, 'I don't want to sleep out of doors.' This locks the
+argument, and the barrier stands complete, shutting me off in a world by
+myself, interrupting<a name="page_260" id="page_260"></a> the genial flow of sympathetic friendship. But I
+love my friends. Therefore it follows that I tremble for my further
+repose in my bed. I fear I shall yet utter midnight sighs on that piazza
+floor.</p>
+
+<p>Indoors, dear indoors! I would I might plead its cause a little here.
+Does no one ever pause to reflect that there was never any outdoors at
+all until indoors was created? The two had a simultaneous birth, but it
+was an appurtenance of the latter that marked the distinction and gave
+the names. A little humiliating that might have seemed to any creatures
+less generous than woods and mountains&mdash;to have been here really from
+the beginning, ages and ages in glorious life, and then to take their
+first generic name, find their first classification, all of them in a
+lump together (what a lump!) as the other side of a fragile barrier to a
+mushroom construction. One wonders that those who exalt the outdoors as
+everything nowadays, do not find some better title for it than its
+dooryard term. But those who love the indoors too, though they may smile
+at the calm presumption of its dubbing the universe, accept the
+conclusion without any question. Man is after all the creature of
+creatures, and his life is of first importance. We do not hear that the
+woodchuck speaks of <i>out-hole</i>, or the bird of <i>out-tree</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Such life of man is an inner thing, intensely inner; its essence lies in
+its inwardness. It can hardly know itself 'all abroad'; it must needs
+have devised for itself a<a name="page_261" id="page_261"></a> shelter as soon as it came to
+self-consciousness, a refuge, not only from storm and cold but from the
+distracting variety of the extensive world. Indoors is really an august
+symbol, a very grave and reverend thing, if we apprehend it rightly. It
+stands for the separate life of man, apart from (though still a part of,
+too) the rest of the universe. Take any one room inhabited daily by a
+person of strong individuality,&mdash;how alive it is! How brisk and alert in
+the very attitudes of the chairs and the pictures on the walls! Or, more
+happily, how serene and reposeful! Or how matter-of-fact! Morbid and
+passionate, flippant, austere, boisterous, decorous,&mdash;anything,
+everything a room may be which a human creature may be; and that range,
+as most of us know, is almost unlimited.</p>
+
+<p>It is hard to understand how any person can fail to respond to the warm
+appeal of his own abode. Say one has been abroad all day (another term
+that assumes the house as a starting-point), climbing the mountains,
+exploring the woods, ravishing eyes and heart with the beauty of the
+excellent world. Night comes at last, and weariness droops upon the
+flesh. Enough! Even the spirit's cry finds a pause. Enough, enough! The
+wide world suddenly spreads so vast that it overwhelms and frightens;
+there is something pitiless in the reach of the unbounded sky. Then, as
+fast as they can, the lagging feet make for a point on the hillside
+where the eyes can command the valley, and swiftly, eagerly flies<a name="page_262" id="page_262"></a> the
+glance to one dear accustomed goal. A white house nestled among the
+trees,&mdash;that is all, yet it thrills the heart with a potent summons
+which mountain-peaks and sunsets do not know. Home! Ah, hurry, then!</p>
+
+<p>Down the hill, across the pasture, in at the white gate, and up the two
+marble steps. The front door stands open unconcernedly. The house makes
+no stir at receiving its inmate back,&mdash;its inmate whose life it has held
+and brooded during his absence, waiting to reinvest him with it when he
+wants it again,&mdash;but there is a quiet sense of welcome, a content of
+returning, which is among the sweetest and most establishing of human
+experiences. The clock ticks steadily in the hall, its hands approaching
+the genial hour of supper-time. Within the open library door, the books
+dream on the shelves. Little sounds of a tranquil preparation come from
+the dining-room; the tea-kettle sings, the black kitten purrs. Blessed
+indoors! It draws a veil gently over the tired head, bewildered with
+much marveling, lays a cool hand over the eyes, says, 'Now rest, rest.'
+Indoors is like the Guardian Angel in Browning's poem.</p>
+
+<p>After supper, one sits by the lamp and reads peacefully. Aunt Susan
+reads, too, on the other side of the big table, and Cousin Jane sews.
+The books and the pictures look on benignly, and even the furniture is
+instinct with a mute eloquence of companionship. The song of the night
+insects throbs without, and millers hurl themselves with soft thuds
+against the windows;<a name="page_263" id="page_263"></a> an owl mutters to himself in the maple tree. But
+not for anything would one go out, not for anything would one leave this
+glowing, brooding, protecting indoors which one has regained. After a
+while, one goes upstairs and lays one's self in the safe white bed in
+one's own room. The windows are open to the night, but solid walls are
+all round about; and, before the sleepily closing eyes, gleam one's own
+peculiar cherished belongings in the creeping moonlight. Into the very
+heart of one's life one has returned at the close of the day, and there
+one goes to sleep. 'In returning and rest shall ye be saved; in
+quietness and in confidence shall be your strength.'</p>
+
+<p>And we will not? Is the discouraged clause, promptly succeeding to that
+most beautiful verse of Isaiah, true, then, of us? Are we going to
+despoil ourselves of all the poetry, the intimate meaning of our indoor
+life?</p>
+
+<p>'A place in which to dress and undress&mdash;that is all I want of a house,'
+an energetic young woman said.</p>
+
+<p>A bath-house would suit her perfectly. Perhaps that is what we are
+coming to&mdash;rows of bath-houses, with sleeping-bags stored up in them
+against the night. Alas for the pictures! Alas for the music! Alas for
+the books!</p>
+
+<p>The books! There is a happy suggestion. I believe the books will save
+us. There is certainty nothing that objects with greater decision and
+emphasis to sleeping out of doors than a book&mdash;yes, even a volume of
+Walt Whitman. Books are obstinate in their way; they know<a name="page_264" id="page_264"></a> their own
+minds, and there are some things which they will not do. The effect of
+leaving one in the orchard inadvertently over night has a final
+melancholy about it which most book-lovers understand poignantly. Could
+books be printed on india rubber and bound in water-proof cloth?
+Perhaps; but the method does not sound attractive enough to be feasible
+even in these practical days. No, I believe the books will save us. They
+are a great army and they have power; a steady conservative hold is
+theirs on their restless owners. Other threatening situations, they have
+saved and are constantly saving.</p>
+
+<p>'I sometimes think I'd give up housekeeping, and not have a home any
+more,' one woman said, 'if it weren't for my books. But I can't part
+with them, nor yet can I get them all into one room; so here I stay.'</p>
+
+<p>'Buy books?' exclaimed a New York man. 'No; it hurts them too much to
+move them.'</p>
+
+<p>Which innocent implication has caused me many a thoughtful smile.</p>
+
+<p>Essentially human,&mdash;with the humanity of the ages, not of a few
+decades,&mdash;books understand what man really wants, and what he must have,
+better than he does himself. In the serene and gracious indoors, they
+took up their places long ago, and there they remain, and there they
+will always make shift to abide. Perhaps, if we sit down close at their
+feet, we, too, may abide.<a name="page_265" id="page_265"></a></p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/ill_pg_045.jpg">
+<img src="images/ill_pg_045_sml.jpg" width="550" height="119" alt="decorative bar" title="decorative bar" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="The_Contented_Heart" id="The_Contented_Heart"></a>The Contented Heart<br /><br />
+<small>By Lucy Elliot Keeler</small></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><i><span class="letra">C</span><small>&OElig;UR</small> Content, grand Talent</i>, runs the motto of one of my friends;
+which early led me to dub her, Contented Heart. Is it not human nature,
+such easy assumption of an interesting aspiration as a fact to be
+posted? As logical as to expect Mr. Short to check his stature at five
+feet two; as humanly contrary as for the Blacks to name their girls
+Lily, Blanche, and Pearl. They usually do. I remember a Bermudian
+rector, leaning down to inquire the name of the black baby to be
+christened, suddenly quickened into audibility by the mother's reply:
+'Keren-Happuck, sir, yes, sir, one of the Miss Jobs, sir.' Now Job's
+daughters were fairest among the daughters of men.</p>
+
+<p>Contented Heart has obsessed my mind of late. I like to take the other
+side: everybody does. Does like to and does; and because the air to-day
+is redolent of unrest and discontent, I put in the assertion that,
+nevertheless, the great majority of my acquaintances possess that great
+talent,&mdash;translate it knack, or translate it acquirement,&mdash;a contented
+heart. I seldom<a name="page_266" id="page_266"></a> talk intimately with anybody but I hear something like
+this:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>'I have been visiting at the X's. What a superb place! but I do not envy
+them. Think of the care and expense and the servant question. Simple as
+my cot is, I honestly prefer it.' Or, 'What a fortune the H's appear to
+have. It would be comfortable to get what one wants and go where one
+wishes; not to worry at tax-paying time and new-suit time. Still I doubt
+if they get half the enjoyment from their acquisitions that we do who
+have to save and plan for ours.' Or, 'You do not use eye-glasses? How
+fortunate! they are such a nuisance. But hush&mdash;such a boon. I should be
+helpless without them. I am not sure but it is even a good thing to be
+born with them on, so to speak. My contemporaries who are beginning to
+use them are most unhappy, while glasses are just a part of my face.'
+Or, 'It is a great affliction to be deaf in even one ear. The person on
+that one side of you thinks you prefer the conversation of the person on
+the other side. Yet, as my brother said when he saw me struggling to
+make out a dull speaker's words, "Why abuse your natural advantage?"</p>
+
+<p>How do people with two good ears sleep? They cannot bury them both in
+the pillow. Suppose our ears were so sensitive that we noticed every
+footstep on the street! Being deaf is merely to enjoy some of the
+advantages that the society to prevent unnecessary<a name="page_267" id="page_267"></a> noises seeks to
+confer on a normal public. We admire a beautiful face and then add, 'But
+how she must hate to grow old; a tragedy of the mirror that we homely
+souls are spared.' All my life I envied persons with straight noses till
+I began to observe that with age the straight nose droops into a beak,
+whereas the youthful tip-tilt and concavity kind straightens its end to
+a fair classicism. Thus others than the Vicar of Wakefield draw upon
+content for the deficiencies of fortune.</p>
+
+<p>Of course content is dilemma enough to have its two horns: the double
+peaks of taking life too easily, and of taking it too hard. In his
+statue of Christ, Thorvaldsen expressed his conviction that he had
+reached his culminating point,&mdash;since he had never been so satisfied
+with any work before,&mdash;and was 'alarmed that I <i>am</i> satisfied.' That
+'the people ask nothing better' is the slogan of the grafter. No reform
+comes without its preceding period of discontent; dissatisfaction is the
+price to be paid for better things; a revolutionary attitude must be
+maintained. Stevenson knew a Welsh blacksmith who at twenty-five could
+neither read nor write, at which time he heard a chapter of <i>Robinson
+Crusoe</i> read aloud in a farm kitchen. Up to that moment he had sat
+content, huddled in his ignorance; but he left the kitchen another man.
+There were day-dreams, it appeared, divine day-dreams, written and
+printed and bound, and to be bought for money and enjoyed at pleasure.
+Down he sat that day, painfully<a name="page_268" id="page_268"></a> learned to read Welsh, and returned to
+borrow the book. It had been lost, nor could he find another copy, only
+one in English. Down he sat once more, learned English, and at length
+with entire delight read <i>Robinson</i>.</p>
+
+<p>As there is a noble way of being discontented, so there is an ignoble
+content. The Contented Heart is not a phrase to soothe us, but a power
+to work results. It must constantly emerge upon a higher plane, or it
+will fall. Few of us would be willing to retain just the personal habits
+that we have now. Sir Gilbert Elliot drove his sister out of her
+literary inertia when he bet gloves to ribbons that she could not write
+a modern ballad on the <i>Flowers of the Forest</i>. The result is one of the
+most popular songs of Scotland. There is also a sham content whose
+practitioners often get their 'cumuppances' as effectively as did Thomas
+Raikes. The Duchess of York led him about her garden, where was a
+menagerie crowded with eagles and some favorite macaws. A herd of
+kangaroos and ostriches appeared and a troop of monkeys. Next morning a
+kangaroo and a macaw strolled into Raikes's bedroom. He was too much of
+a courtier to tell his terror. At breakfast he said, 'If I like one
+creature more than another it is a kangaroo, while there is nothing so
+good for a bedroom sentinel as a strong-legged macaw.' The good Duchess
+smiled pleasantly and put Raikes down in her will for two macaws.<a name="page_269" id="page_269"></a></p>
+
+<p>A certain kind of content enlivens us with the bliss of others'
+ignorance. Tacitus was one of the first historians in our modern sense,
+yet he described a motionless frozen sea in the north from which a hiss
+is heard as the sun plunges down into it at night; and Pliny noted that
+the reflection of mirrors is due to the percussion of the air thrown
+back upon the eyes. Kipling laughed slyly at the traveler in India who
+spent his time gazing at the names of the railway stations in Baedeker.
+When the train rushed through a station he would draw a line through the
+name and say, 'I've done that.' Satisfaction with our learning is
+confined to no age or nation. Two Frenchmen in a restaurant showing off
+their English opined, 'It deed rain to-morrow.' 'Yes, it was.'
+Satisfaction with virtue was rebuked by Francis de Sales when he told
+the nuns, who asked to go barefoot, to keep their shoes and change their
+brains. Satisfaction with our importance recalls Harlequin, who when
+asked what he was doing on his paper throne replied that he was
+reigning. Satisfaction with our future is the satisfaction of the eighth
+square of the chessboard where we shall all be queens together, and it's
+all feasting and fun.</p>
+
+<p>I would not, as advocate of the Contented Heart, go so far as Walt
+Whitman when he said that whoever was without his volume of poems should
+be assassinated; but his remark suggests that extreme measures are
+frequently curative. Stanislaus of Poland did not<a name="page_270" id="page_270"></a> hesitate to recall to
+his daughter the bad days they had undergone. 'See, Marie, how
+Providence cares for good people: you had not even a chemise in 1725,
+and now you are Queen of France.' To take up Dante and read about devils
+boiled in pitch must by comparison cheer morbid humans. The spectacle of
+tragedy in the lives of kings and favorites of the gods such as the
+Greek stage presented was believed to be wholesome because beholders
+thereby faced a scale of misfortune so much exceeding anything in their
+own lives that their mishaps appeared of slight importance in
+comparison. I know that after seeing <i>&OElig;dipus Rex</i> given by the three
+Salvinis and others in the old amphitheatre in Fiesole, I went off
+murmuring, 'What does it matter if my trunk is lost!' a state of mind to
+which no slighter argument had sufficed to bring me. Surely life is too
+interesting to spend it all knocking off its pretty scallops by aimless
+exaggeration of small troubles, or hanging out our large ones to flap
+the passer-by. Besides which, we get no more sympathy from the passer-by
+than did Giant Despair who sometimes, in sunshiny weather, fell into
+fits.</p>
+
+<p>Captivating as a 'born,' a fortuitous, untrained content may be, trained
+content is of a finer type. One is quantity content, the other quality
+content. Not to smash things up and make them over just as we want them,
+which we should like to do but cannot; not to waste our time fighting
+against conditions, but to take<a name="page_271" id="page_271"></a> up those conditions, that environment,
+and out of them forge the <i>&oelig;s triplex</i> of a contented heart&mdash;that, I
+take it, is to be an adept in the fine art of living, and I for one am
+votary.</p>
+
+<p>That the most restless heart can train itself to find content in simple,
+commonplace things, like work, nature, health, books, meditation, and
+friends,&mdash;illustrations are bewilderingly abundant. Burne-Jones said he
+would like to stay right in his own house for numberless years, the hope
+of getting on with his painting was happiness enough. Macaulay would
+'rather be a poor man in a garret with plenty of books than a king who
+did not love reading'; and King James said that if he were not a king he
+would be a university man, and if it were so that he must be a prisoner
+he would desire no other durance than to be chained in the Bodleian
+Library with so many noble authors. Carlyle's chief luxury was 'to think
+and smoke tobacco, with a new clay pipe every day, put on the doorstep
+at night for any poor brother-smoker or souvenir-hunter to carry away.'</p>
+
+<p>All Diogenes wanted was that Alexander and his men should stand from
+between him and the sun. Goethe found content in Nature and earnest
+activity; and the happy Turk told Candide that he had twenty acres of
+land which he cultivated with his children, work which put them far from
+great evils: ennui, vice, and need,&mdash;'Il faut cultiver notre jardin.'
+Diocletian,<a name="page_272" id="page_272"></a> one of the cleverest of the Roman emperors, reigned
+twenty-two years and then retired to private life in Dalmatia, building,
+planting, and gardening. Solicited by Maximian to resume the imperial
+purple, he replied that if he could show Maximian the cabbages which he
+had planted with his own hands he would no longer be urged to relinquish
+his enjoyment of happiness for the pursuit of power. Fanny Kemble lived
+all summer in the Alps, the guides describing her exquisitely as the
+lady who goes singing over the mountains. Pedaretus, being left out of
+the election of the three hundred, went home merry, saying that it did
+him good to find there were three hundred better than himself in the
+city. St. Augustine on his thirty-third birthday gave his friends a
+moderate feast followed by a three days' discussion of the Happy Life.
+Bunyan wrote <i>The Pilgrim's Progress</i> not to please his neighbors, but
+his own self to satisfy; in prison, too.</p>
+
+<p>Catherine of Siena, whatever her sufferings, was always jocund, 'ever
+laughing in the Lord.' The blind Madame du Deffand rejoiced that her
+affliction was not rheumatism; Spurgeon's receipt for contentment was
+never to chew pills, but to swallow the disagreeable and have done with
+it; Darwin's comfort was that he had never consciously done anything to
+gain applause; and Jefferson never ceased affirming his belief in the
+satisfying power of common daylight, common pleasures, and all the
+common relations of life. Essipoff,<a name="page_273" id="page_273"></a> when commiserated on the smallness
+of her hands, insisted that longer ones would be cumbersome. Robert
+Schauffler's specific for a blue Monday is to whistle all the Brahms
+tunes he can remember. Dr. Cuyler, when very ill, replied to a
+relative's suggestion of the glorious company waiting him above, 'I've
+got all eternity to visit with those old fellows; I am in no hurry to
+go'; and old Aunt Mandy, when asked why she was so constantly cheerful,
+replied, 'Lor', chile, I jes' wear this world like a loose garment.'</p>
+
+<p>Acts, all these, the flinging out of hand or tongue against adverse
+fortune. The brain can do it, too. One of the most remarkable statements
+I ever heard is Mary Antin's that she never had a dull hour in her life.
+Now, outside things, doings, could not so have thrilled her days. Her
+spirit kept dullness distant. On the rafters of Montaigne's tower-room
+was written in Greek, 'It is not so much things that torment man as the
+opinion that he has of things.' Our opinions then make the contented or
+the discontented heart. Coleridge affirmed the shaping power of
+imagination to be so vitally human that the joy of life consists in it.
+Haydon's chief pleasure was 'feeding on his own thoughts.' 'Make for
+yourselves nests of pleasant thoughts,' Ruskin urged. 'Whether God gave
+the Venetians St. Mark's bones does not matter,' he says elsewhere, 'but
+he gave them real joy and peace in their imagined treasure, more than we
+have in our real ones.'<a name="page_274" id="page_274"></a> Lord Rosebery urges people to garden in winter
+in the imagination. Stevenson writes of the ease and pleasure of travels
+in the calendar and a voyage in the atlas; and Keats thought that a man
+might pass a very pleasant life by reading certain pages of poetry and
+wandering with them and musing and dreaming upon them.</p>
+
+<p>It is the mood that makes the contented heart, just as the eye makes the
+horizon, and we ourselves make the light that we see things by. Clothes
+warm us only by keeping our own heat in. 'Everyone is well or ill at
+ease,' says Epictetus, 'according as he finds himself; not he whom the
+world believes but himself believes to be so is content.' To be
+concrete, take riches. 'Greedy fools,' sings the modern poet,</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">'Measure themselves by poor men never;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;Their standard being still richer men</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;Makes them poor ever.'</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>The rich man is merely one who has something to spare; and the really
+poor one he who has nothing over. If you can give anything you are rich.
+Try it. An old man tells me how Mark Hopkins used to examine the boys in
+the Westminster Catechism: 'What is the chief end of man?' 'To glorify
+God and enjoy him forever.' 'Well,' he burst forth, 'why don't you do it
+then?' It is not conceit, but hygiene of the soul, to 'enjoy one's
+self,' taking the conventional phrase literally. The trick of happiness,
+says Walt Whitman, is to tone down your wants and tastes low enough;
+and<a name="page_275" id="page_275"></a> Stevenson puts in his say that the true measure of success is
+appreciation: 'I stand more in need of a deeper sense of contentment
+with life than of knowledge of the Bulgarian tongue.' What would the
+possession of a thousand a year avail, asks Thackeray, to one who was
+allowed to enjoy it only with the condition of wearing a shoe with a
+couple of nails in it?</p>
+
+<p>Take knowledge, not to be confounded with wisdom,&mdash;'I have none,' sang
+Keats's thrush, 'and yet the evening listens.' It did not hurt Horace</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="center">if others be</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">More rich or better read than me,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Each has his place.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>Montaigne would rather be more content and less knowing; and there is
+Lessing's great confession of faith: that if God in his right hand held
+all truth, and in his left the striving for truth, 'if he should say to
+me, "Choose," I would say, "Father, give me this striving, pure truth is
+for thee alone."'</p>
+
+<p>Take work. Do you complain of it? Try doing more, of a productive sort.
+An engine-builder received complaint that his engine burned too much
+coal. 'How many cars on the train?' was the telegraphed query, with the
+reply, 'Four.' 'Try twelve,' went the prescription, and the train drew
+twelve with economy of fuel. 'Your brain tired?' William James echoed a
+student. 'Never mind, work straight on and your brain will get its
+second wind.' I myself do not know of any<a name="page_276" id="page_276"></a> anodyne surer and quicker
+than that found in the garden. When all the world is askew, dibbling in
+seedlings in straight rows is a wonderful solace. Why do so many women
+treat domesticity as drudgery? Its infinite variety, so unlike the
+monotonous tasks of men, often wearies the mind, but like Chesterton I
+do not see how it can narrow it. And socialism, with its cry of
+armchairs for workingmen! Armchairs, as Creighton nobly says, will bring
+no lasting happiness; but to quicken a human being, even one's self,
+into a sense of the meaning of his life and destiny, that is a real
+happiness.</p>
+
+<p>Take sorrow. Is it not infinitely better to have loved and lost than
+never to have loved at all? Are there not many good moments in life
+which outweigh its greatest sorrows?</p>
+
+<p>Take overpressure. Luther advised Melanchthon to stop managing the
+universe and let the Almighty do it; and Dr. Trumbull preached 'the duty
+of refusing to do good.'</p>
+
+<p>Take the grief caused by others. One of the bravest women I know used in
+times of anxiety to gather her little children about her and say gayly,
+'Now I will make some graham gems, and open some marmalade, and we will
+take a little comfort.' Solomon or Aristotle could have done no more.</p>
+
+<p>Take, for a smile's sake, the weather. It may be bad, but as we cannot
+change it, the thing is our attitude<a name="page_277" id="page_277"></a> toward it; and as dark enshrouds
+us, 'The sun is set,' said Mr. Inglesant, cheerfully; 'but it will rise
+again. Let us go home.'</p>
+
+<p>In such ways as these the right-minded person will meet his discontents
+face to face, and one by one eliminate them. He will also take stock of
+his assets. St. Teresa said that by thinking of heaven for a quarter of
+an hour every day one might hope to deserve it. Why do we not
+deliberately devote some minutes each day to saying to ourselves, 'I am
+tolerably well; I have food and shelter; everybody so far as I know
+respects me, and a few persons love me truly. I have books and a garden,
+the stars and the sea. I enjoy this and that, and before long the other.
+The thing so long dreaded has never come to pass. I will embark at any
+rate for the land of the Contented Heart.' Would not such a conscious
+recapitulation be an actual force building up this thing of which we
+talk?</p>
+
+<p>Can content be conveyed? Can it be passed from one who has it to one who
+has it not&mdash;as one lamp lights another nor grows less? I wonder what
+would be the effect of a group of young women, lately conning over in
+college class&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="c">With what I most enjoy contented least&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="nind">if they should resolve to stop all that, and, undeterred by others'
+estimate of values, be trustees of their own content, not suffering it
+to be contingent upon the<a name="page_278" id="page_278"></a> manners and conduct of others? I believe that
+it would act like the magnet, which not only attracts the needle but
+infuses it with the power of drawing others. Great-heart so inspired the
+travelers that Christiana seized her viol and Mercy her lute, and, as
+they made sweet music, Ready-to-Halt took Despondency's daughter, Mrs.
+Much-Afraid, by the hand and together they went dancing down the road.</p>
+
+<p>Which is apropos of my contention that the Contented Heart is not so
+rare!</p>
+
+<p>
+<br />
+<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="c">THE END</p>
+
+<p><a name="page_279" id="page_279"></a></p>
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+U. S. A.</p>
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Atlantic Classics, by Various
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+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+Title: Atlantic Classics
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+Author: Various
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+Release Date: October 14, 2011 [EBook #37758]
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+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ATLANTIC CLASSICS ***
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+ATLANTIC
+CLASSICS
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+ THE
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+
+
+
+Preface
+
+
+This volume, composed of essays which on their appearance in the
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+To give to this collection that variety which is the spice of a
+magazine's life, the editor has selected a single contribution from each
+of sixteen characteristic _Atlantic_ authors, making his choice from
+material not greatly affected by the interests of the moment. In two or
+three instances appears an essay which has already been published in
+some collection of an author's work, and the _Atlantic_ wishes to
+acknowledge with thanks permission from Houghton Mifflin Company to
+print once again Professor Sharp's delightful "Turtle Eggs for Agassiz,"
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+for the purposes of the present volume.
+
+THE EDITOR.
+
+
+
+
+Contents
+
+
+FIDDLERS ERRANT _Robert Haven Schauffler_ 1
+
+TURTLE EGGS FOR AGASSIZ _Dallas Lore Sharp_ 23
+
+A FATHER TO HIS FRESHMAN SON _Edward Sanford Martin_ 45
+
+INTENSIVE LIVING _Cornelia A. P. Comer_ 59
+
+REMINISCENCE WITH POSTSCRIPT _Owen Wister_ 87
+
+THE OTHER SIDE _Margaret Sherwood_ 110
+
+ON AUTHORS _Margaret Preston Montague_ 124
+
+THE PROVINCIAL AMERICAN _Meredith Nicholson_ 130
+
+OUR LADY POVERTY _Agnes Repplier_ 153
+
+ENTERTAINING THE CANDIDATE _Katharine Baker_ 173
+
+THE STREET _Simeon Strunsky_ 181
+
+FASHIONS IN MEN _Katharine Fullerton Gerould_ 201
+
+A CONFESSION IN PROSE _Walter Prichard Eaton_ 225
+
+IN THE CHAIR _Ralph Bergengren_ 243
+
+THE PASSING OF INDOORS _Zephine Humphrey_ 252
+
+THE CONTENTED HEART _Lucy Elliot Keeler_ 265
+
+
+
+
+Fiddlers Errant
+
+By Robert Haven Schauffler
+
+I
+
+
+MUSICAL adventures largely depend on your instrument. Go traveling with
+a bassoon or clarionet packed in your trunk, and romance will pass you
+by. But far otherwise will events shape themselves if you set forth with
+a fiddle.
+
+The moment I turned my back upon the humdrum flute and embraced the
+'cello, that instrument of romance, things began happening thick and
+fast in a hitherto uneventful life. I found that to sally forth with
+your 'cello couchant under your arm, like a lance of the days of
+chivalry, was to invite adventure. You tempted Providence to make things
+interesting for you, up to the moment when you returned home and stood
+your fat, melodious friend in the corner on his one leg--like the stork,
+that other purveyor of joyful surprises.
+
+One reason why the 'cellist is particularly liable to meet with musical
+adventures is because the nature of his talent is so plainly visible.
+The parcel under his arm labels him FIDDLER in larger scare-caps than
+Mr. Hearst ever invented for headlines. It is seen of all men. There is
+no concealment possible. For it would, indeed, be less practicable to
+hide your 'cello under a bushel than to hide a bushel under your 'cello.
+
+The non-reducible obesity of this instrument is apt to bring you
+adventures of all sorts: wrathful sometimes, when urchins recognize it
+as a heaven-sent target for snowballs; or when adults audibly quote Dean
+Swift's asinine remark, 'He was a fiddler and therefore a rogue.'
+Absurd, sometimes, as when the ticket-chopper in the subway bars your
+path under the misapprehension that you are carrying a double-bass; and
+when the small boys at the exit offer you a _Saturday Evening Post_ in
+return for 'a tune on that there banjo.' But more often the episodes are
+pleasant, as when your bulky trademark enables some kindred spirit to
+recognize you as his predestined companion on impromptu adventures in
+music.
+
+I was at first almost painfully aware of my 'cello's conspicuousness
+because I had abandoned for it an instrument so retiring by nature that
+you might carry it till death in your side pocket, yet never have it
+contribute an unusual episode to your career. But from the moment when I
+discovered the exaggerated old fiddle in the attic, slumbering in its
+black coffin, and wondered what it was all about, and brought it
+resurrection and life,--events began. I have never known exactly what
+was the magic inherent in the dull, guttural, discouraged protests of
+the strings which I experimentally plucked that day. But their
+songs-without-words-or-music seemed to me pregnant with promises of
+beauty and romance far beyond the ken of the forthright flute. So then
+and there I decided to embark upon the delicate and dangerous enterprise
+of learning another instrument.
+
+It was indeed delicate and dangerous because it had to be prosecuted as
+secretly as sketching hostile fortifications. Father must not suspect. I
+feared that if he heard the demonic groans of a G string in pain, or the
+ghoulish whimperings of a manhandled A, he would mount to the attic,
+throw back his head, look down upon me through those lower crescents of
+his spectacles which always made him look a trifle unsympathetic, and
+pronounce that baleful formula: 'My son, come into my study!' For I knew
+he labored under the delusion that I already 'blew in' too much time on
+the flute, away from the companionship of All Gaul, _enteuthen
+exelaunei_, and Q.E.D. As for any additional instrument, I feared that
+he would reduce it to a pulp at sight, and me too.
+
+My first secret step was to secure a long strip of paper to be pasted on
+the finger-board under the strings. It was all pockmarked with black
+dots and letters, so that if the music told you to play the note G, all
+you had to do was to contort your neck properly and remove your left
+hand from the path of vision, then gaze cross-eyed and upside down at
+the finger-board until you discovered the particular dot labeled G. The
+next move was to clap your fingertip upon that dot and straighten out
+your neck and eyes and apply the bow. Then out would come a triumphant
+G,--that is, provided your fingers had not already rubbed G's
+characteristically undershot lip so much as to erase away the letter's
+individuality. In that case, to be sure, all your striving for G might
+result only in C after all.
+
+It was fascinating work, though. And every afternoon as the hour of
+four, and father's 'constitutional,' approached, I would 'get set' like
+a sprinter on my mark in the upper hall. The moment the front door
+closed definitely behind my parent I would dash for the attic and
+commence my cervical and ocular contortions. It was dangerous, too. For
+it was so hard to stop betimes that one evening father made my blood run
+cold by inquiring, 'What were you moaning about upstairs before dinner?'
+I fear that I attributed these sounds to travail in Latin scholarship,
+and an alleged sympathy for the struggles of the dying Gaul.
+
+The paper finger-board was so efficacious that in a week I felt ready to
+taste the first fruits of toil. So I insinuated a pair of musical
+friends into the house one afternoon, to try an easy trio. They were a
+brother and sister who played violin and piano. Things went so
+brilliantly that we resolved on a public performance within a few days,
+at the South High School. Alas, if I had only taken the supposed
+rapidity of my progress with a grain of attic salt! But my only
+solicitude was over the problem how to smuggle the too conspicuous
+instrument to school, on the morning of the concert, without the
+knowledge of a vigilant father. We decided at last that any such attempt
+would be suicidal rashness. So I borrowed another boy's father's 'cello,
+and, in default of the printed strip, I penciled under the strings notes
+of the whereabouts of G, C, and so forth, making G shoot out the lip
+with extra decision.
+
+Our public performance was a _succes fou_,--that is, it was a _succes_
+up to a certain point, and _fou_ beyond it, when one disaster followed
+another. My fingers played so hard as to rub out G's lower lip. They
+quite obliterated A, turned E into F, and B into a fair imitation of D.
+These involuntary revisions led me to introduce the very boldest modern
+harmonies into one of the most naively traditional strains of Cornelius
+Gurlitt. Now, in the practice of the art of music one never with
+impunity pours new harmonic wine into old bottles. The thing is simply
+not done.
+
+Perhaps, though, we might have muddled through somehow, had not my
+violinist friend, during a rest, poked me cruelly in the ribs with his
+bow and remarked in a coarse stage whisper, 'Look who's there!'
+
+I looked, and gave a gasp. It might have passed for an excellent
+rehearsal of my last gasp. In the very front row sat--father! He
+appeared sardonic and businesslike. The fatal formula seemed already to
+be trembling upon his lips. The remnants of B, C, D, and so forth
+suddenly blurred before my crossed eyes. With the most dismal report our
+old bottle of chamber music blew up, and I fled from the scene.
+
+'My son, come into my study.'
+
+In an ague I had waited half the evening for those hated words; and with
+laggard step and miserable forebodings I followed across the hall. But
+the day was destined to end in still another surprise. When father
+finally faced me in that awful sanctum, he was actually smiling in the
+jolliest manner, and I divined that the rod was going to be spared.
+
+'What's all this?' he inquired. 'Thought you'd surprise your old dad,
+eh? Come, tell me about it.'
+
+So I told him about it; and he was so sympathetic that I found courage
+for the great request.
+
+'Pa,' I stammered, 'sometimes I think p'raps I don't hold the bow just
+right. It scratches so. Please might I take just four lessons from a
+regular teacher so I could learn all about how to play the 'cello?'
+
+Father choked a little. But he looked jollier than ever as he replied,
+'Yes, my son, on condition that you promise to lay the flute entirely
+aside until you have learned _all_ about how to play the 'cello.'
+
+I promised.
+
+I have faithfully kept that promise.
+
+
+II
+
+Fiddlers errant are apt to rush in and occupy the centre of the stage
+where angels in good and regular practice fear even to tune up. One of
+the errant's pet vagaries is to volunteer his services in orchestras too
+good for him. Not long after discovering that I would need more than
+four lessons to learn quite all there was to know about the 'cello,--in
+fact, just nine months after discovering the coffin in the attic,--I
+'rushed in.' Hearing that _The Messiah_ was to be given at Christmas, I
+approached the conductor and magniloquently informed him that I was a
+'cellist and that, seeing he was he, I would contribute my services
+without money and without price to the coming performance.
+
+With a rather dubious air my terms were accepted. That same evening at
+rehearsal I found that the entire bass section of the orchestra
+consisted of three 'cellos. These were presided over by an inaudible,
+and therefore negligible, little girl, a hoary sage who always arrived
+very late and left very early, and myself. I shall never forget my
+sensations when the sage, at a crucial point, suddenly packed up and
+left me, an undeveloped musical Atlas, to bear the entire weight of the
+orchestra on one pair of puny shoulders. Under these conditions it was a
+memorable ordeal to read at sight 'The Trumpet Shall Sound.' The trumpet
+sounded, indeed. That was more than the 'cello did in certain passages!
+As for the dead being raised, however, that happened according to
+programme.
+
+After this high-tension episode, I pulled myself together, only to fall
+into a cruel and unusual pit which the treacherous Haendel dug for
+'cellists by writing one single passage in that unfamiliar alto clef
+which looks so much like the usual tenor clef that before the least
+suspicion of impending disaster dawns, you are down in the pit,
+hopelessly floundering.
+
+I emerged from this rehearsal barely alive; but I had really enjoyed
+myself so much more than I had suffered, or made others suffer, that my
+initial impulse to rush at sight into strange orchestras now became
+stereotyped into a habit. Since then what delightful evenings I have
+spent in the old Cafe Martin and in the old Cafe Boulevarde where my
+'cellist friends in the orchestras were ever ready to resign their
+instruments into my hands for a course or two, and the leader always let
+me pick out the music!
+
+But one afternoon in upper Broadway I met with the sort of adventure
+that figures in the fondest dreams of fiddlers errant. I had strolled
+into the nearest hotel to use the telephone. As I passed through the
+restaurant, my attention was caught by a vaguely familiar strain from
+the musicians' gallery. Surely this was unusual spiritual provender to
+offer a crowd of typical New York diners! More and more absorbed in
+trying to recognize the music, I sank into an armchair in the lobby, the
+telephone quite forgotten. The instruments were working themselves up to
+some magnificent climax, and working me up at the same time. It began to
+sound more and more like the greatest of all music,--the musician's very
+holiest of holies. Surely I must be dreaming! My fingers crooked
+themselves for a pinch. But just then the unseen instruments swung back
+into the opening theme of the Brahms piano quartette in A major.
+Merciful heavens! A Brahms quartette in Broadway? Pan in Wall Street?
+Silence. With three jumps I was up in the little gallery, wringing the
+hands of those performers and calling down blessings upon their
+quixotism as musical missionaries. 'Missionaries?' echoed the leader in
+amusement. 'Ah, no. We could never hope to convert those down there.' He
+waved a scornful hand at the consumers of lobster below. 'Now and then
+we play Brahms just in order that we may save our own souls.' The
+'cellist rose, saluted, and extended his bow in my direction, like some
+proud commander surrendering his sword. 'Will it please you,' he
+inquired, 'to play the next movement?' It pleased me.
+
+
+III
+
+Fiddlers errant find that traveling with a 'cello is almost as good--and
+almost as bad--as traveling with a child. It helps you, for example, in
+cultivating friendly relations with fellow passengers. Suppose there is
+a broken wheel, or the engineer is waiting for Number 26 to pass, or you
+are stalled for three days in a blizzard,--what more jolly than to
+undress your 'cello and play each of those present the tune he would
+most like to hear, and lead the congregational singing of 'Dixie,'
+'Tipperary,' 'Drink to me only,' and 'Home, Sweet Home'? A fiddle may
+even make tenable one of those railway junctions which Stevenson cursed
+as the nadir of intrinsic uninterestingness, and which Mr. Clayton
+Hamilton praised with such _brio_.
+
+But this is only the bright side. In some ways traveling with a 'cello
+is as uncomfortable as traveling, not only with a baby, but with a
+donkey. Unless indeed you have an instrument with a convenient hinged
+door in the back so that you may pack it full of pyjamas, collars,
+brushes, MSS, and so forth, thus dispensing with a bag; or unless you
+can calk up its _f_ holes and use the instrument as a canoe on occasion,
+a 'cello is about as inconvenient a traveling companion as the corpse in
+R.L.S.'s tale, which would insist on getting into the wrong box.
+
+Some idea of the awkwardness of taking the 'cello along in a sleeping
+car may be gathered from its nicknames. It is called the 'bull-fiddle.'
+It is called the 'dog-house.' But, unlike either bulls or kennels, it
+cannot safely be forwarded by freight or express. The formula for
+Pullman travel with a 'cello is as follows: First ascertain whether the
+conductor will let you aboard with the instrument. If not, try the next
+train. When successful, fee the porter heavily at sight, thus softening
+his heart so that he will assign the only spare upper birth to your
+baby. And warn him in impressive tones that the instrument is priceless,
+and on no account to touch it. You need not fear thieves. Sooner than
+steal a 'cello, the light-fingered would button his coat over a baby
+white elephant and let it tusk his vitals.
+
+I have cause to remember my first and only holiday trip with the
+Princeton Glee, Mandolin, and Banjo Clubs. My function being to play
+solos and to assist the Mandolin Club, I demanded for the 'cello an
+upper berth in the special car. But I was overwhelmed with howls of
+derision and assurances that I was a very fresh soph indeed. The first
+night, my instrument reposed in some mysterious recess under a leaky
+cooler, where all too much water flowed under its bridge before the
+dawn. The second night it was compressed into a strait and narrow closet
+with brushes and brooms, whence it emerged with a hollow chest, a stoop,
+a consumptive quality of voice, and the malady known as _compressio
+pontis_. Thereafter it occupied the same upper with me. Twice I overlaid
+it, with well-nigh fatal consequences.
+
+Short-distance travel with a 'cello is not much more agreeable. In
+trolleys you have to hold it more delicately than any babe, and be ready
+to give a straight-arm to any one who lurches in your direction, and to
+raise it from the floor every time you jolt over cross-tracks or run
+over pedestrians, for fear of jarring the delicate adjustment of the
+sound-post. As for a holiday crush down town, the best way to negotiate
+it with a 'cello is to fix the sharp end-pin in place, and then, holding
+the instrument at charge like a bayonet, impale those who seem most
+likely to break its ribs.
+
+After my full share of such experiences, I learned that if you are a
+fiddler errant it is better to leave your instrument at home and live on
+the country, as it were, trusting to the fact that you can beg, borrow,
+or rent some kind of fiddle and of chamber music almost anywhere, if you
+know how to go about it.
+
+
+IV
+
+Only don't try it in Sicily!
+
+For several months I had buried the fiddler in the errant pure and
+simple, when, one sunset, across a gorge in Monte Venere, my first
+strain of Sicilian music floated, to reawaken in me all the primeval
+instincts of the musical adventurer. The melody came from the reed pipe
+of a goat-herd as he drove his flock down into Taormina. Such a pipe was
+perhaps to Theocritus what the fiddles of Stradivarius are to us. It was
+pleasant to imagine that this goat-herd's music might possibly be the
+same that used to inspire the tenderest of Sicilian poets twenty-three
+hundred years ago.
+
+Piercingly sweet, indescribably pathetic, the melody recalled the Largo
+in Dvorak's New World Symphony. Yet, there on the mountain-side, with
+AEtna rosy on the right, and the purple Mediterranean shimmering far
+below, the voice of the reed sounded more divine than any English horn
+or Boehm flute I had ever heard singing in the depths of a modern
+orchestra. And I began to doubt whether music was so completely a
+product of the last three centuries as it purported to be.
+
+But that evening, when the goat-herd, ensnared by American gold, turned
+himself into a modern chamber musician in our hotel room, I regained
+poise. Removed from its properly romantic setting, like seaweed from the
+sea, the pastoral stop of Theocritus became unmistakably a penny
+whistle, with an intonation of the whistle's conventional purity. Our
+captured Comatas seemed to realize that the environment was against him
+and that things were going 'contrairy'; for he refused to venture on any
+of the soft Lydian airs of Monte Venere, and confined himself strictly
+to tarantellas, native dances, which he played with a magnificent
+feeling for rhythm (if not for in-tuneness) while, with a pencil, I
+caught--or muffed--them on the fly. One was to this effect:--
+
+[Illustration: musical notation]
+
+While this was going on, a chance hotel acquaintance dropped into the
+room and revealed himself as a professor by explaining that the
+tarantella was named for its birthplace, the old Greek city of Taranto
+over yonder in the heel of the Italian boot; that dancing it was once
+considered the only cure for the maddening bite of the spider known as
+the Lycosa Tarantula; and that some of the melodies our goat-herd was
+playing might possibly be ancient Greek tunes, handed down traditionally
+in Taranto, and later dispersed over Calabria and Sicily.
+
+This all sounded rather academic. But his next words sent the little
+professor soaring in our estimation. He disclosed himself as a fiddler
+errant by wistfully remarking that all this made him long for two
+things: his violin, and a chance to play trios. Right heartily did we
+introduce ourselves as pianist and 'cellist errant at his service. And
+he and I decided to visit Catania next day to scout for fiddles and
+music. We thought we would look for the music first.
+
+Next day, accordingly, we invaded the largest music store in Catania.
+Did they have trios for violin, violoncello, and piano? 'Certainly!' We
+were shown a derangement of La Somnambula for violin and piano, and
+another for 'cello and piano. If we omitted one of the piano parts, we
+were assured, a very beautiful trio would result, as surely as one from
+four makes three.
+
+Finding us hard to please, the storekeeper referred us to the conductor
+of the Opera, who offered to rent us all the standard works of chamber
+music. The 'trios' he offered us turned out to be elementary pieces
+labeled 'For Piano and Violin or 'Cello.' But nothing we could say was
+able to persuade our conductor that 'or' did not mean 'and.' To this day
+I feel sure that he is ready to defend his interpretation of this word
+against all comers.
+
+We turned three more music stores upside down and had already abandoned
+the hunt in despair when we discovered a fourth in a narrow side street.
+There were only five minutes in which to catch the train; but in thirty
+seconds we had unearthed a genuine piece of chamber music. Hallelujah!
+it was the finale of the first Beethoven trio!
+
+Suddenly the oil of joy curdled to mourning. The thing was an
+arrangement for piano solo! We left hurriedly when the proprietor began
+assuring us that the original effect would be secured if the piano was
+doubled in the treble by the violin and in the bass by the 'cello.
+
+This piano solo was the nearest approach to chamber music that a
+thorough search and research revealed in the island of Trinacria. But
+afterwards, recollecting the misadventure in tranquility, we concluded
+that it was as absurd to look for chamber music in Sicily as to look for
+'Die Wacht am Rhein' among the idylls of Theocritus.
+
+
+V
+
+SCENE: a city composed of one department store and three houses, on the
+forbidding shores of Newfoundland.
+
+TIME: one of those times when a fellow needs a friend,--when he's in a
+stern, strange land on pleasure bent--and has to have a check cashed. I
+don't know why it is that one always runs out of ready money in
+Newfoundland. Perhaps because salmon flies are such fleeting creatures
+of a day that you must send many postal orders to St. Johns for more.
+Perhaps because the customs officials at Port au Basques make you
+deposit so much duty on your fishing tackle. At any rate, there I was
+penniless, with the burly storekeeper scowling in a savage manner at my
+check and not knowing at all whether to take a chance on it. Finally he
+thought he wouldn't, but conceded that I might spend a night under his
+roof, as there was really nowhere else to go.
+
+At this pass something made me think of music. Perhaps it was the parlor
+piano which, when new, back in the stone age, had probably been in tune.
+I inquired whether there were any other instruments. The wreckage of a
+violin was produced. With two pieces of string and a table fork I set up
+the prostrate sound-post. I glued together the bridge and put it in
+position. The technique of the angler proved helpful in splicing
+together some strange-looking strings. The A was eked out with a piece
+of salmon leader, while an old mandolin yielded a wire E.
+
+When all was at last ready, a fresh difficulty occurred to me. The
+violin was an instrument which I had never learned to play! But
+necessity is the mother of pretension. I thought of that check. And
+placing the small fiddle carefully between my knees, I pretended that it
+was a 'cello.
+
+So the daughter of the house seated herself at the relic of the stone
+age, and we had a concert. Newfoundland appeared not to be over-finicky
+in the matter of pitch and tone-quality. And how it did enjoy music! As
+the audience was of Scotch-English-Irish descent, we rendered equal
+parts of 'Comin' Through the Rye,' 'God Save the King,' and 'Kathleen
+Mavourneen.' Then the proprietor requested the Sextette from _Lucia_.
+While it was forthcoming he toyed furtively with his bandana. When it
+ceased he encored it with all his might. Then he slipped out storewards
+and presently returned with the fattest, blackest, most
+formidable-looking cigar I ever saw, which he gravely proffered me.
+
+'We like' he remarked in his quaint idiom, 'to hear music at scattered
+times.' He was trying to affect indifference. But his gruff voice shook,
+and I knew then that music hath charms to cash the savage check.
+
+
+VI
+
+This essay has rambled on an unconscionable while. The shades of
+editorial night are already descending; and still I have not yet
+described one of those unexpected and perfect orgies of chamber
+music,--one of those little earthly paradises full of
+
+ Soul-satisfying strains--alas! too few,--
+
+which true fiddlers errant hope to find in each new place they visit,
+but which usually keep well in advance of them, like the foot of the
+rainbow.
+
+One such adventure came to me not long ago in a California city, while I
+was gathering material for a book of travel. On my first evening there I
+was taken to dine with a well-known writer in his beautiful home, which
+he had built with his own two hands in the Spanish mission style during
+fourteen years of joyous labor. This gentleman had no idea that I was to
+be thrust upon him. But his hospitality went so far as to insist, before
+the evening was over, that I must stay a week. He would not take no for
+an answer. And for my part I had no desire to say no, because he was a
+delightful person, his home with its leaf-filled patio was most
+alluring, and I had discovered promising possibilities for fiddlers
+errant in the splendid music-room and the collection of phonograph
+records of Indian music which mine host had himself made in Arizona and
+New Mexico. Then too there were rumors of skillful musical vagabonds in
+the vicinity.
+
+Such an environment fairly cried aloud for impromptu fiddling. So, armed
+with a note to the best violinist in that part of California, I set
+forth next morning on the trail of the ideal orgy. At the address given
+I was told that my man had moved and his address was not known. That was
+a setback, indeed! But determined fiddlers errant usually land on their
+feet. On the way back I chanced to hear some masterly strains of
+Bach-on-the-violin issuing from a brown bungalow. And ringing at a
+venture I was confronted by the very man I sought.
+
+Blocking the doorway, he read the note, looking as bored as
+professionals usually do when asked to play with amateurs. But just as
+he began to tell me how busy he was and how impossible, and so forth, he
+happened to glance again at the envelope, and a very slight gleam came
+into his eye.
+
+'You're not by any chance the fellow who wrote that thing about fiddlers
+in the _Atlantic_, are you?' he inquired. At my nod he very flatteringly
+unblocked the doorway and dragged me inside, pumping my hand up and down
+in a painful manner, shouting for his wife, and making various kind
+representations, all at the same time. And his talk gradually simmered
+down into an argument that of course the only thing to do was to fiddle
+together that very night.
+
+I asked who had the best 'cello in town. He told me the man's name, but
+looked dubious. 'The trouble is, he loves that big Amati as if it were
+twins. I doubt if he could bring himself to lend it to any one. Anyway,
+let's try.'
+
+He scribbled a card to his 'cellist friend and promised, if I were
+successful, to bring along a good pianist and play trios in the evening.
+So I set forth on the trail of the Amati. Its owner had just finished
+his noonday stint in a hotel orchestra and looked somewhat tired and
+cross. He glanced at the card and then assumed a most conservative
+expression and tried to fob off on me a cheap 'cello belonging to one of
+his pupils, which sounded very much as a three-cent cigar tastes. At
+this point I gave him the secret thumb-position grip and whispered into
+his ear one of those magic pass words of the craft which in a trice
+convinced him that I was in a position to dandle a 'cello with as tender
+solicitude as any man alive. On my promising, moreover, to taxicab it
+both ways with the sacred burden, he passed the Amati over, and the orgy
+of fiddlers errant was assured.
+
+And that night how those beautiful Spanish walls did resound to
+Beethoven and Dvorak and Brahms, most originally interspersed with the
+voice of the Mexican servant's guitar, with strange, lovely songs of the
+aboriginal West and South,--and with the bottled sunshine of Californian
+hill-slopes; while El Alcalde Maiore, the lone gnarled tree-giant that
+filled the patio, looked in through the open windows and contributed, by
+way of accompaniment, leafy arpeggios _sotto voce_. And sometimes,
+during rests, I remembered to be thankful that I had once snapped my
+fingers at the howling wolf, and at fat pot-boilers, while I scribbled
+for the _Atlantic_ that little essay on fiddlers which had gained me
+this priceless evening.
+
+
+
+
+Turtle Eggs for Agassiz
+
+By Dallas Lore Sharp
+
+
+It is one of the wonders of the world that so few books are written.
+With every human being a possible book, and with many a human being
+capable of becoming more books than the world could contain, is it not
+amazing that the books of men are so few? and so stupid!
+
+I took down, recently, from the shelves of a great public library, the
+four volumes of Agassiz's _Contributions to the Natural History of the
+United States_. I doubt if anybody but the charwoman, with her duster,
+had touched those volumes for twenty-five years. They are an excessively
+learned, a monumental, an epoch-making work, the fruit of vast and
+heroic labors, with colored plates on stone, showing the turtles of the
+United States, and their embryology. The work was published more than
+half a century ago (by subscription); but it looked old beyond its
+years--massive, heavy, weathered, as if dug from the rocks. It was
+difficult to feel that Agassiz could have written it--could have built
+it, grown it, for the laminated pile had required for its growth, the
+patience and painstaking care of a process of nature, as if it were a
+kind of printed coral reef. Agassiz do this? The big, human, magnetic
+man at work upon these pages of capital letters, Roman figures,
+brackets, and parentheses in explanation of the pages of diagrams and
+plates! I turned away with a sigh from the weary learning, to read the
+preface.
+
+When a great man writes a great book he usually flings a preface after
+it, and thereby saves it, sometimes, from oblivion. Whether so or not,
+the best things in most books are their prefaces. It was not, however,
+the quality of the preface to these great volumes that interested me,
+but rather the wicked waste of durable book-material that went to its
+making. Reading down through the catalogue of human names and of thanks
+for help received, I came to a sentence beginning:--
+
+'In New England I have myself collected largely; but I have also
+received valuable contributions from the late Rev. Zadoc Thompson of
+Burlington; ... from Mr. D. Henry Thoreau of Concord; ... and from Mr.
+J. W. P. Jenks of Middleboro'.' And then it hastens on with the thanks
+in order to get to the turtles, as if turtles were the one and only
+thing of real importance in all the world.
+
+Turtles no doubt are important, extremely important, embryologically, as
+part of our genealogical tree; but they are away down among the roots
+of the tree as compared with the late Rev. Zadoc Thompson of Burlington.
+I happen to know nothing about the Rev. Zadoc, but to me he looks very
+interesting. Indeed any reverend gentleman of his name and day who would
+catch turtles for Agassiz must have been interesting. And as for Henry
+Thoreau, we know he was interesting. The rarest wood-turtle in the
+United States was not so rare a specimen as this gentleman of Walden
+Woods and Concord. We are glad even for this line in the preface about
+him; glad to know that he tried, in this untranscendental way, to serve
+his day and generation. If Agassiz had only put a chapter in his turtle
+book about it! But this is the material he wasted, this and more of the
+same human sort, for the Mr. Jenks of Middleboro' (at the end of the
+quotation) was, years later, an old college professor of mine, who told
+me some of the particulars of his turtle contributions, particulars
+which Agassiz should have found a place for in his big book. The preface
+says merely that this gentleman sent turtles to Cambridge by the
+thousands--brief and scanty recognition. For that is not the only thing
+this gentleman did. On one occasion he sent, not turtles, but turtle
+_eggs_ to Cambridge--_brought_ them, I should say; and all there is to
+show for it, so far as I could discover, is a sectional drawing of a bit
+of the mesoblastic layer of one of the eggs!
+
+Of course, Agassiz wanted to make that mesoblastic drawing, or some
+other equally important drawing, and had to have the fresh turtle egg to
+draw it from. He had to have it, and he got it. A great man, when he
+wants a certain turtle egg, at a certain time, always gets it, for he
+gets someone else to get it. I am glad he got it. But what makes me sad
+and impatient is that he did not think it worth while to tell about the
+getting of it, and so made merely a learned turtle book of what might
+have been an exceedingly interesting human book.
+
+It would seem, naturally, that there could be nothing unusual or
+interesting about the getting of turtle eggs when you want them. Nothing
+at all, if you should chance to want the eggs as you chance to find
+them. So with anything else,--good copper stock, for instance, if you
+should chance to want it, and should chance to be along when they chance
+to be giving it away. But if you want copper stock, say of C & H
+quality, _when_ you want it, and are bound to have it, then you must
+command more than a college professor's salary. And likewise, precisely,
+when it is turtle eggs that you are bound to have.
+
+Agassiz wanted those turtle eggs when he wanted them--not a minute over
+three hours from the minute they were laid. Yet even that does not seem
+exacting, hardly more difficult than the getting of hen eggs only three
+hours old. Just so, provided the professor could have had his private
+turtle-coop in Harvard Yard; and provided he could have made his
+turtles lay. But turtles will not respond, like hens, to meat-scraps and
+the warm mash. The professor's problem was not to get from a mud
+turtle's nest in the back yard to the table in the laboratory; but to
+get from the laboratory in Cambridge to some pond when the turtles were
+laying, and back to the laboratory within the limited time. And this, in
+the days of Darius Green, might have called for nice and discriminating
+work--as it did.
+
+Agassiz had been engaged for a long time upon his _Contributions_. He
+had brought the great work nearly to a finish. It was, indeed, finished
+but for one small yet very important bit of observation: he had carried
+the turtle egg through every stage of its development with the single
+exception of one--the very earliest--that stage of first cleavages, when
+the cell begins to segment, immediately upon its being laid. That
+beginning stage had brought the _Contributions_ to a halt. To get eggs
+that were fresh enough to show the incubation at this period had been
+impossible.
+
+There were several ways that Agassiz might have proceeded: he might have
+got a leave of absence for the spring term, taken his laboratory to some
+pond inhabited by turtles, and there camped until he should catch the
+reptile digging out her nest. But there were difficulties in all of
+that--as those who are college professors and naturalists know. As this
+was quite out of the question, he did the easiest thing--asked Mr.
+Jenks of Middleboro' to get him the eggs. Mr. Jenks got them. Agassiz
+knew all about his getting of them; and I say the strange and irritating
+thing is, that Agassiz did not think it worth while to tell us about it,
+at least in the preface to his monumental work.
+
+It was many years later that Mr. Jenks, then a gray-haired college
+professor, told me how he got those eggs to Agassiz.
+
+'I was principal of an academy, during my younger years,' he began, 'and
+was busy one day with my classes, when a large man suddenly filled the
+door-way of the room, smiled to the four corners of the room, and called
+out with a big, quick voice that he was Professor Agassiz.
+
+'Of course he was. I knew it, even before he had had time to shout it to
+me across the room.
+
+'Would I get him some turtle eggs? he called. Yes, I would. And would I
+get them to Cambridge within three hours from the time they were laid?
+Yes, I would. And I did. And it was worth the doing. But I did it only
+once.
+
+'When I promised Agassiz those eggs I knew where I was going to get
+them. I had got turtle eggs there before--at a particular patch of sandy
+shore along a pond, a few miles distant from the academy.
+
+'Three hours was the limit. From the railroad station to Boston was
+thirty-five miles; from the pond to the station was perhaps three or
+four miles; from Boston to Cambridge we called about three miles. Forty
+miles in round numbers! We figured it all out before he returned, and
+got the trip down to two hours,--record time:--driving from the pond to
+the station; from the station by express train to Boston; from Boston by
+cab to Cambridge. This left an easy hour for accidents and delays.
+
+'Cab and car and carriage we reckoned into our time-table; but what we
+didn't figure on was the turtle.' And he paused abruptly.
+
+'Young man,' he went on, his shaggy brows and spectacles hardly hiding
+the twinkle in the eyes that were bent severely upon me, 'young man,
+when _you_ go after turtle eggs, take into account the turtle. No! no!
+that's bad advice. Youth never reckons on the turtle--and youth seldom
+ought to. Only old age does that; and old age would never have got those
+turtle eggs to Agassiz.
+
+'It was in the early spring that Agassiz came to the academy, long
+before there was any likelihood of the turtles laying. But I was eager
+for the quest, and so fearful of failure, that I started out to watch at
+the pond, fully two weeks ahead of the time that the turtles might be
+expected to lay. I remember the date clearly: it was May 14.
+
+'A little before dawn--along near three o'clock--I would drive over to
+the pond, hitch my horse near by, settle myself quietly among some
+thick cedars close to the sandy shore, and there I would wait, my kettle
+of sand ready, my eye covering the whole sleeping pond. Here among the
+cedars I would eat my breakfast, and then get back in good season to
+open the academy for the morning session.
+
+'And so the watch began.
+
+'I soon came to know individually the dozen or more turtles that kept to
+my side of the pond. Shortly after the cold mist would lift and melt
+away, they would stick up their heads through the quiet water; and as
+the sun slanted down over the ragged rim of tree-tops, the slow things
+would float into the warm, lighted spots, or crawl out and doze
+comfortably on the hummocks and snags.
+
+'What fragrant mornings those were! How fresh and new and unbreathed!
+The pond odors, the woods odors, the odors of the ploughed fields--of
+water-lily, and wild grape, and the dew-laid soil! I can taste them yet,
+and hear them yet--the still, large sounds of the waking day--the
+pickerel breaking the quiet with his swirl; the kingfisher dropping
+anchor; the stir of feet and wings among the trees. And then the thought
+of the great book being held up for me! Those were rare mornings!
+
+'But there began to be a good many of them, for the turtles showed no
+desire to lay. They sprawled in the sun, and never one came out upon the
+sand as if she intended to help on the great professor's book. The
+embryology of her eggs was of small concern to her; her contribution to
+the Natural History of the United States could wait.
+
+'And it did wait. I began my watch on the 14th of May; June first found
+me still among the cedars, still waiting, as I had waited every morning,
+Sundays and rainy days alike. June first was a perfect morning, but
+every turtle slid out upon her log, as if egg-laying might be a matter
+strictly of next year.
+
+'I began to grow uneasy,--not impatient yet, for a naturalist learns his
+lesson of patience early, and for all his years; but I began to fear
+lest, by some subtile sense, my presence might somehow be known to the
+creatures; that they might have gone to some other place to lay, while I
+was away at the school-room.
+
+'I watched on to the end of the first week, on to the end of the second
+week in June, seeing the mists rise and vanish every morning, and along
+with them vanish, more and more, the poetry of my early morning vigil.
+Poetry and rheumatism cannot long dwell together in the same clump of
+cedars, and I had begun to feel the rheumatism. A month of morning mists
+wrapping me around had at last soaked through to my bones. But Agassiz
+was waiting, and the world was waiting, for those turtle eggs; and I
+would wait. It was all I could do, for there is no use bringing a china
+nest-egg to a turtle; she is not open to any such delicate suggestion.
+
+'Then came a mid-June Sunday morning, with dawn breaking a little after
+three: a warm, wide-awake dawn, with the level mist lifted from the
+level surface of the pond a full hour higher than I had seen it any
+morning before.
+
+'This was the day: I knew it. I have heard persons say that they can
+hear the grass grow; that they know by some extra sense when danger is
+nigh. That we have these extra senses I fully believe, and I believe
+they can be sharpened by cultivation. For a month I had been watching,
+brooding over this pond, and now I knew. I felt a stirring of the pulse
+of things that the cold-hearted turtles could no more escape than could
+the clods and I.
+
+'Leaving my horse unhitched, as if he, too, understood, I slipped
+eagerly into my covert for a look at the pond. As I did so, a large
+pickerel ploughed a furrow out through the spatter-docks, and in his
+wake rose the head of an enormous turtle. Swinging slowly around, the
+creature headed straight for the shore, and without a pause, scrambled
+out on the sand.
+
+'She was about the size of a big scoop-shovel; but that was not what
+excited me, so much as her manner, and the gait at which she moved; for
+there was method in it and fixed purpose. On she came, shuffling over
+the sand toward the higher open fields, with a hurried, determined
+see-saw that was taking her somewhere in particular, and that was bound
+to get her there on time.
+
+'I held my breath. Had she been a dinosaurian making Mesozoic
+footprints, I could not have been more fearful. For footprints in the
+Mesozoic mud, or in the sands of time, were as nothing to me when
+compared with fresh turtle eggs in the sands of this pond.
+
+'But over the strip of sand, without a stop, she paddled, and up a
+narrow cow-path into the high grass along a fence. Then up the narrow
+cow-path, on all fours, just like another turtle, I paddled, and into
+the high, wet grass along the fence.
+
+'I kept well within sound of her, for she moved recklessly, leaving a
+trail of flattened grass a foot and a half wide. I wanted to stand
+up,--and I don't believe I could have turned her back with a rail,--but
+I was afraid if she saw me that she might return indefinitely to the
+pond; so on I went, flat to the ground, squeezing through the lower
+rails of the fence, as if the field beyond were a melon-patch. It was
+nothing of the kind, only a wild, uncomfortable pasture, full of
+dewberry vines, and very discouraging. They were excessively wet vines
+and briery. I pulled my coat-sleeves as far over my fists as I could get
+them, and with the tin pail of sand swinging from between my teeth to
+avoid noise, I stumped fiercely, but silently, on after the turtle.
+
+'She was laying her course, I thought, straight down the length of this
+dreadful pasture, when, not far from the fence, she suddenly hove to,
+warped herself short about, and came back, barely clearing me, at a clip
+that was thrilling. I warped about, too, and in her wake bore down
+across the corner of the pasture, across the powdery public road, and on
+to a fence along a field of young corn.
+
+'I was somewhat wet by this time, but not so wet as I had been before,
+wallowing through the deep, dry dust of the road. Hurrying up behind a
+large tree by the fence, I peered down the corn-rows and saw the turtle
+stop, and begin to paw about in the loose, soft soil. She was going to
+lay!
+
+'I held on to the tree and watched, as she tried this place, and that
+place, and the other place--the eternally feminine!--But _the_ place,
+evidently, was hard to find. What could a female turtle do with a whole
+field of possible nests to choose from? Then at last she found it, and
+whirling about, she backed quickly at it, and, tail first, began to bury
+herself before my staring eyes.
+
+'Those were not the supreme moments of my life; perhaps those moments
+came later that day; but those certainly were among the slowest, most
+dreadfully mixed of moments that I ever experienced. They were hours
+long. There she was, her shell just showing, like some old hulk in the
+sand alongshore. And how long would she stay there? and how should I
+know if she had laid an egg?
+
+'I could still wait. And so I waited, when, over the freshly awakened
+fields, floated four mellow strokes from the distant town clock.
+
+'Four o'clock! Why, there was no train until seven! No train for three
+hours! The eggs would spoil! Then with a rush it came over me that this
+was Sunday morning, and there was no regular seven o'clock train,--none
+till after nine.
+
+'I think I should have fainted had not the turtle just then begun
+crawling off. I was weak and dizzy; but there, there in the sand, were
+the eggs! and Agassiz! and the great book! And I cleared the fence, and
+the forty miles that lay between me and Cambridge, at a single jump. He
+should have them, trains or no. Those eggs should go to Agassiz by seven
+o'clock, if I had to gallop every mile of the way. Forty miles! Any
+horse could cover it in three hours, if he had to; and upsetting the
+astonished turtle, I scooped out her round, white eggs.
+
+'On a bed of sand in the bottom of the pail I laid them, with what care
+my trembling fingers allowed; filled in between them with more sand; so
+with another layer to the rim; and covering all smoothly with more sand,
+I ran back for my horse.
+
+'That horse knew, as well as I, that the turtles had laid, and that he
+was to get those eggs to Agassiz. He turned out of that field into the
+road on two wheels, a thing he had not done for twenty years, doubling
+me up before the dashboard, the pail of eggs miraculously lodged between
+my knees.
+
+'I let him out. If only he could keep this pace all the way to
+Cambridge! or even half way there; and I would have time to finish the
+trip on foot. I shouted him on, holding to the dasher with one hand, the
+pail of eggs with the other, not daring to get off my knees, though the
+bang on them, as we pounded down the wood road, was terrific. But
+nothing must happen to the eggs; they must not be jarred, or even turned
+over in the sand before they came to Agassiz.
+
+'In order to get out on the pike it was necessary to drive back away
+from Boston toward the town. We had nearly covered the distance, and
+were rounding a turn from the woods into the open fields, when, ahead of
+me, at the station it seemed, I heard the quick sharp whistle of a
+locomotive.
+
+'What did it mean? Then followed the _puff_, _puff_, _puff_, of a
+starting train. But what train? Which way going? And jumping to my feet
+for a longer view, I pulled into a side road, that paralleled the track,
+and headed hard for the station.
+
+'We reeled along. The station was still out of sight, but from behind
+the bushes that shut it from view, rose the smoke of a moving engine. It
+was perhaps a mile away, but we were approaching, head on, and topping
+a little hill I swept down upon a freight train, the black smoke pouring
+from the stack, as the mighty creature pulled itself together for its
+swift run down the rails.
+
+'My horse was on the gallop, going with the track, and straight toward
+the coming train. The sight of it almost maddened me--the bare thought
+of it, on the road to Boston! On I went; on it came, a half--a quarter
+of a mile between us, when suddenly my road shot out along an unfenced
+field with only a level stretch of sod between me and the engine.
+
+'With a pull that lifted the horse from his feet, I swung him into the
+field and sent him straight as an arrow for the track. That train should
+carry me and my eggs to Boston!
+
+'The engineer pulled the rope. He saw me standing up in the rig, saw my
+hat blow off, saw me wave my arms, saw the tin pail swing in my teeth,
+and he jerked out a succession of sharp halts! But it was he who should
+halt, not I; and on we went, the horse with a flounder landing the
+carriage on top of the track.
+
+'The train was already grinding to a stop; but before it was near a
+standstill, I had backed off the track, jumped out, and, running down
+the rails with the astonished engineers gaping at me, had swung aboard
+the cab.
+
+'They offered no resistance; they hadn't had time. Nor did they have the
+disposition, for I looked strange, not to say dangerous. Hatless,
+dew-soaked, smeared with yellow mud, and holding, as if it were a baby
+or a bomb, a little tin pail of sand.
+
+"'_Crazy_," the fireman muttered, looking to the engineer for his cue.
+
+'I had been crazy, perhaps, but I was not crazy now.
+
+'"Throw her wide open," I commanded. "Wide open! These are fresh turtle
+eggs for Professor Agassiz of Cambridge. He must have them before
+breakfast."
+
+'Then they knew I was crazy, and evidently thinking it best to humor me,
+threw the throttle wide open, and away we went.
+
+'I kissed my hand to the horse, grazing unconcernedly in the open field,
+and gave a smile to my crew. That was all I could give them, and hold
+myself and the eggs together. But the smile was enough. And they smiled
+through their smut at me, though one of them held fast to his shovel,
+while the other kept his hand upon a big, ugly wrench. Neither of them
+spoke to me, but above the roar of the swaying engine I caught enough of
+their broken talk to understand that they were driving under a full head
+of steam, with the intention of handing me over to the Boston police, as
+perhaps the easiest way of disposing of me.
+
+'I was only afraid that they would try it at the next station. But that
+station whizzed past without a bit of slack, and the next, and the next;
+when it came over me that this was the through freight, which should
+have passed in the night, and was making up lost time.
+
+'Only the fear of the shovel and the wrench kept me from shaking hands
+with both men at this discovery. But I beamed at them; and they at me. I
+was enjoying it. The unwonted jar beneath my feet was wrinkling my
+diaphragm with spasms of delight. And the fireman beamed at the
+engineer, with a look that said, "See the lunatic grin; he likes it!"
+
+'He did like it. How the iron wheels sang to me as they took the rails!
+How the rushing wind in my ears sang to me! From my stand on the
+fireman's side of the cab I could catch a glimpse of the track just
+ahead of the engine, where the ties seemed to leap into the throat of
+the mile-devouring monster. The joy of it! of seeing space swallowed by
+the mile!
+
+'I shifted the eggs from hand to hand and thought of my horse, of
+Agassiz, of the great book, of my great luck,--luck,--luck,--until the
+multitudinous tongues of the thundering train were all chiming "luck!
+luck! luck!" They knew! they understood! This beast of fire and tireless
+wheels was doing its very best to get the eggs to Agassiz!
+
+'We swung out past the Blue Hills, and yonder flashed the morning sun
+from the towering dome of the State House. I might have leaped from the
+cab and run the rest of the way on foot, had I not caught the eye of the
+engineer watching me narrowly. I was not in Boston yet, nor in
+Cambridge either. I was an escaped lunatic, who had held up a train, and
+forced it to carry me to Boston.
+
+'Perhaps I had overdone the lunacy business. Suppose these two men
+should take it into their heads to turn me over to the police, whether I
+would or no? I could never explain the case in time to get the eggs to
+Agassiz. I looked at my watch. There were still a few minutes left, in
+which I might explain to these men, who, all at once, had become my
+captors. But it was too late. Nothing could avail against my actions, my
+appearance, and my little pail of sand.
+
+'I had not thought of my appearance before. Here I was, face and clothes
+caked with yellow mud, my hair wild and matted, my hat gone, and in my
+full-grown hands a tiny tin pail of sand, as if I had been digging all
+night with a tiny, tin shovel on the shore! And thus to appear in the
+decent streets of Boston of a Sunday morning!
+
+'I began to feel like a hunted criminal. The situation was serious, or
+might be, and rather desperately funny at its best. I must in some way
+have shown my new fears, for both men watched me more sharply.
+
+'Suddenly, as we were nearing the outer freightyard, the train slowed
+down and came to a stop. I was ready to jump, but I had no chance. They
+had nothing to do, apparently, but to guard me. I looked at my watch
+again. What time we had made! It was only six o'clock, with a whole
+hour to get to Cambridge.
+
+'But I didn't like this delay. Five minutes--ten--went by.
+
+"'Gentlemen," I began, but was cut short by an express train coming
+past. We were moving again, on--into a siding; on--on to the main track;
+and on with a bump and a crash and a succession of crashes, running the
+length of the train; on at a turtle's pace, but on,--when the fireman,
+quickly jumping for the bell-rope, left the way to the step free,
+and--the chance had come!
+
+'I never touched the step, but landed in the soft sand at the side of
+the track, and made a line for the yard fence.
+
+'There was no hue or cry. I glanced over my shoulder to see if they were
+after me. Evidently their hands were full, and they didn't know I had
+gone.
+
+'But I had gone; and was ready to drop over the high board-fence, when
+it occurred to me that I might drop into a policeman's arms. Hanging my
+pail in a splint on top of a post, I peered cautiously over--a very wise
+thing to do before you jump a high board-fence. There, crossing the open
+square toward the station, was a big, burly fellow with a club--looking
+for me.
+
+'I flattened for a moment, when some one in the yard yelled at me. I
+preferred the policeman, and grabbing my pail I slid over to the
+street. The policeman moved on past the corner of the station out of
+sight. The square was free, and yonder stood a cab!
+
+'Time was flying now. Here was the last lap. The cabman saw me coming,
+and squared away. I waved a paper dollar at him, but he only stared the
+more. A dollar can cover a good deal, but I was too much for one dollar.
+I pulled out another, thrust them both at him, and dodged into the cab,
+calling, "Cambridge!"
+
+'He would have taken me straight to the police station, had I not said,
+"Harvard College. Professor Agassiz's house! I've got eggs for Agassiz";
+and pushed another dollar up at him through the hole.
+
+'It was nearly half-past six.
+
+'"Let him go!" I ordered. "Here's another dollar if you make Agassiz's
+house in twenty minutes. Let him out; never mind the police!"
+
+'He evidently knew the police, or there were none around at that time on
+a Sunday morning. We went down the sleeping streets, as I had gone down
+the wood roads from the pond two hours before, but with the rattle and
+crash now of a fire brigade. Whirling a corner into Cambridge Street, we
+took the bridge at a gallop, the driver shouting out something in
+Hibernian to a pair of waving arms and a belt and brass buttons.
+
+'Across the bridge with a rattle and jolt that put the eggs in jeopardy,
+and on over the cobble-stones, we went. Half standing, to lessen the
+jar, I held the pail in one hand and held myself in the other, not
+daring to let go even to look at my watch.
+
+'But I was afraid to look at the watch. I was afraid to see how near to
+seven o'clock it might be. The sweat was dropping from my nose, so close
+was I running to the limit of my time.
+
+'Suddenly there was a lurch, and I dove forward, ramming my head into
+the front of the cab, coming up with a rebound that landed me across the
+small of my back on the seat, and sent half of my pail of eggs
+helter-skelter over the floor.
+
+'We had stopped. Here was Agassiz's house; and without taking time to
+pick up the scattered eggs, I tumbled out, and pounded at the door.
+
+'No one was astir in the house. But I would stir them. And I did. Right
+in the midst of the racket the door opened. It was the maid.
+
+'"Agassiz," I gasped, "I want Professor Agassiz, quick!" And I pushed by
+her into the hall.
+
+'"Go 'way, sir. I'll call the police. Professor Agassiz is in bed. Go
+'way, sir!"
+
+'"Call him--Agassiz--instantly, or I'll call him myself."
+
+'But I didn't; for just then a door overhead was flung open, a great,
+white-robed figure appeared on the dim landing above, and a quick, loud
+voice called excitedly,--
+
+'"Let him in! Let him in. I know him. He has my turtle eggs!"
+
+'And the apparition, slipperless, and clad in anything but an academic
+gown, came sailing down the stairs.
+
+'The maid fled. The great man, his arms extended, laid hold of me with
+both hands, and dragging me and my precious pail into his study, with a
+swift, clean stroke laid open one of the eggs, as the watch in my
+trembling hands ticked its way to seven--as if nothing unusual were
+happening to the history of the world.'
+
+ * * * * *
+
+'You were in time then?' I said.
+
+'To the tick. There stands my copy of the great book. I am proud of the
+humble part I had in it.'
+
+
+
+
+A Father to his Freshman Son
+
+By Edward Sanford Martin
+
+
+No doubt, my son, you have got out of me already what there was to help
+or mar you. You are eighteen years old and have been getting it, more or
+less and off and on, for at least seventeen of those years. I regret the
+imperfections of the source. No doubt you have recognized them. To have
+a father who is attentive to the world, indulgent to the flesh, and with
+a sort of kindness for the Devil--dear son, it is a good deal of a
+handicap! Be sure I make allowances for you because of it. _Ex eo
+fonte--fons_, masculine, as I remember; _fons_ and _mons_ and _pons_,
+and one other. Should the pronoun be _illo?_ As you know, I never was an
+accurate scholar, and I suppose you're not--_Ex eo fonte_ the stream is
+bound to run not quite clear.
+
+My advice to you is quite likely to be bad, partly from the imperfection
+of its source, partly because I am not you, and partly because of my
+imperfect acquaintance with the conditions you are about to meet. When I
+came to college my father gave me no advice. He gave me his love and
+some necessary money, which did not come, I fear, as easy as the love.
+His venerable uncle who lived with us--my great uncle--gave me his
+blessing and told me, I remember, that so far as book-learning went, I
+could learn as much without going to college. Still he did not
+discourage my going. He was quite right. I could have got more
+book-learning out of college than I did get in college, and I suppose
+that you, too, might get, out, more than you will get, in. Of course,
+that's not the whole story; neither is it true of all people. For me,
+college abounded in distractions, and I suppose it will for you. And I
+was incorrigibly sociable and ready to spend time to get acquainted, and
+more, to stay acquainted, and if you have that propensity you needn't
+think it was left on the doorstep. You come by it lawfully. Getting
+acquainted is, for most of us, one of the important branches. But it's
+only one of them, and to devote one's whole time to it is a mistake, and
+one that the dean will help you avoid if necessary, which probably, if I
+know you at all, it won't be.
+
+It is important to know people, but it is more important to be worth
+knowing. College offers you at least two valuable details of
+opportunity: a large variety of people to know, and a large variety of
+means to make yourself better worth knowing. I hope, my son, that you
+will avail yourself of both these details.
+
+This is a mechanical age, and the most obtrusive of the current
+mechanisms is the automobile. It has valves and cylinders and those
+things that give it power and speed, and rubber tires that it runs on,
+and a wheel and steering-gear and handles and treadles by which it is
+directed. Your body, especially your stomach, is the rubber tires; your
+brains are the cylinders and valves; and your will and the spiritual
+part of you are the chauffeur and his wheel.
+
+I beg you to be kind to your stomach, as heretofore. It needs no alcohol
+at your time of life--if ever--and the less you find occasion to feed
+into it, the more prosperous both your physical and mental conditions
+are likely to be. I am aware that life, and college life in particular,
+has its convivial intervals; but you might as well understand (and I
+have been remiss, or have wasted time, if you do not understand it
+already) that alcohol is one of the chief man-traps, abounding in
+mischiefs if you play with it too hard. Be wary, always wary, with it,
+my son, and especially with hard liquor.
+
+Your mind, like your body, is a thing whereof the powers are developed
+by effort. That is a principal use, as I see it, of hard work in
+studies. Unless you train your body you can't be an athlete, and unless
+you train your mind you can't be much of a scholar. The four miles an
+oarsman covers at top speed is in itself nothing to the good, but the
+physical capacity to hold out over the course is thought to be of some
+worth. So a good part of what you learn by hard study may not be
+permanently retained, and may not seem to be of much final value, but
+your mind is a better and more powerful instrument because you have
+learned it. 'Knowledge is power,' but still more the faculty of
+acquiring and using knowledge is power. If you have a trained and
+powerful mind, you are bound to have stored it with something, but its
+value is more in what it can do, what it can grasp and use, than in what
+it contains; and if it were possible, as it is not, to come out of
+college with a trained and disciplined mind and nothing useful in it,
+you would still be ahead, and still, in a manner, educated. Think of
+your mind as a muscle to be developed; think of it as a searchlight that
+is to reveal the truth to you, and don't cheat it or neglect it.
+
+As to competitive scholarship, to my mind it is like competitive
+athletics,--good for those who have the powers and like the game. Tests
+are useful; they stimulate one's ambition, and so do competitions. But a
+success in competitive scholarship, like a success in competitive
+athletics, may, of course, be too dearly bought. Not by you, though, I
+surmise, my son. If you were more urgent, either as a scholar or as an
+athlete, I might think it needful to warn you not to wear your tires out
+scorching too early in life. As things are, I say to you, as I often say
+to myself: Don't dawdle; don't scramble. When you work, work; when you
+play, play; when you rest, rest; and think all the time.
+
+When you get hold of an instructor who is worth attention, give him
+attention. That is one way of getting the best that a college has to
+offer. A great deal you may get from books, but some of the most
+valuable things are passed from mind to mind, and can only be had from
+some one who has them, or else from the great Source of all truth. I
+suspect that the subtle development we call 'culture' is one of those
+things, and the great spiritual valuables are apt to come that way.
+
+You know you are still growing, both in mind and body, and will continue
+so to be for years to come,--I hope, always. One of the valuable things
+about college is that it gives you time to grow. You won't have to earn
+any money and will have time to think and get acquainted with yourself
+and others, as well as with some of the wisdom that is spread upon the
+records. You would be so engaged, more or less, in these years, wherever
+you might be. But in college, where you are so much your own man, and
+are freed from the demands and solicitudes of your parents, the
+conditions for it are exceptionally favorable. I suppose that is one
+thing that continues the colleges in business, since I read so often
+that at present they are entirely misdirected and teach the wrong things
+in the wrong way.
+
+But nobody denies that they give the young a breathing spell. Breathe,
+my son; breathe freely. Remember that the aim of all these prospective
+processes is to bring out the man there is in you, and arm him more or
+less for the jousts ahead. It is not to make you over into somebody
+else: that can't be done,--not in three or four years, anyhow; but only
+to bring out, and train as much as possible of you. There's plenty in
+most of us if we can only get it out; more, very much more, than we ever
+do get out. So will you please think of college as a nursery in which
+you are to grow a while,--and mind you do grow,--and then, presently, to
+be transplanted. It is not as if college was the chief arena of human
+effort. Nevertheless, for your effort, while you are there, it is the
+chief arena, and I am far from giving you the counsel to put off trying
+until you leave.
+
+I hear a good deal about clubs and societies: how many there are, how
+important they are; how it is that, if a youth shall gain the whole of
+scholarship and all athletics and not 'make' a proper club, he shall
+still fall something short of success in college. Parents I meet who are
+more concerned about clubs than about either scholarship or deportment.
+They are concerned and at the same time bothered: so many strategies and
+chances the clubs involve; so bad it may be to be in this one; so bad to
+be out of that; so much choice there is between them, and so much
+choice exercised within them, by which any mother's hopeful may be
+excluded.
+
+There is a democratic ideal of a great college without any clubs, where
+the lion and the lamb shall escort one another about with tails
+entwined, and every student shall be like every other student, and have
+similar habits and associates. This ideal is a good deal discussed and a
+good deal applauded in the public press. Whether it will ever come true
+I can't tell, but there has been some form or other of clubs in our
+older colleges, I suppose, for one or two centuries, and they are there
+now and will at least last out your time; so it may be you will have to
+take thought about them in due time.
+
+Not much, however, until they take thought of you.
+
+You see, clubs seem to be a sort of natural provision, just as tails
+were, maybe, before humanity outgrew them. I guess there is a propensity
+of nature toward groups, and the natural basis of grouping seems to be
+likeness in feathers and habits. The propensity works to include the
+like and, incidentally but necessarily, to exclude the unlike. Whether
+it is the Knights of the Round Table or the Knights of the Garter or the
+Phi Beta Kappa, you see these principles working. The measure of success
+in a club is its ability to make people want to join it, and that seems
+to be best demonstrated and preserved by keeping most of them out.
+
+Now the advantages of the clubs are considerable. To have a place
+always open where you can hang up your hat, and where a hospitable
+welcome always awaits you, and where there is enough of a crowd and not
+too much, and where you can in your later years inspect at all times a
+family of selected undergraduates,--all that is valuable and good, and
+pleasant besides, and this continuity of interest that the clubs foster
+among their members helps to keep up in those members a lively and
+helpful interest in their college. The drawback to the clubs is their
+essential selfishness, and their disposition to take you out of a large
+family and limit you to a small one, and one that is not yours by birth,
+or entirely by choice, but is selected for you largely by other persons.
+
+In any club you yield a certain amount of freedom and individuality, the
+amount being determined by the degree in which the club absorbs you.
+Don't yield too much! Don't take the mould of any club! A college is
+always bigger than its clubs, and the biggest thing in a college is
+always a man. The object of being in college is to develop as a man. If
+clubs help in that development,--and I think they do help some
+men,--they are a gain; but, of course, if they dwarf you down to the
+dimensions of a club-man, they are a loss. Some men take their club
+shape, such as it is, and find a sufficient satisfaction in it. Others
+react on their clubs, take what they have to give, add to it what is to
+be had elsewhere, and turn out rather more valuable people than if they
+had had no club experience.
+
+At all events, don't take this matter of the clubs too hard. For those
+youths, comparatively few, who by luck and circumstances find themselves
+eligible to them, they are an interesting form of discipline or
+indulgence, and I will not say that they are unimportant. Neither would
+I have you keep out of them because of their drawbacks. If you begin by
+keeping out of all things that have drawbacks, your progress in this
+world will involve constant hesitations. Alcohol has numerous drawbacks,
+but I don't advise you to be a teetotaller. Tobacco has drawbacks, but I
+believe you smoke it. Money has drawbacks, and so has advertisement.
+But, bless you, we have to take things as they come and deal with them
+as we can. The trick is to get the kernel and eliminate the shuck. A
+large proportion of people do the opposite. If you can manage that way
+with the clubs,--provided you ever get a chance,--you will be amused to
+observe in due time how large a proportion of your brethren value these
+organizations chiefly for their shuck, and grasp most eagerly at that.
+For the shuck, as I see it, is exclusiveness, which is not valuable
+except to persons justly doubtful of their own merits. Whereas the
+kernel is the fellowship of like minds which has always been treasured
+by the wise.
+
+The clubs, my son, some more than others, are recruited considerably
+from what is known as the leisure class. To be sure, I don't see any
+very definite or important leisure class about in our land. Everybody
+who amounts to anything works, and always did and must, for you can't
+amount to anything otherwise; but the people who have money laid up
+ahead for them, are apt to work somewhat less strenuously than the rest
+of us, and not so much for money. Don't get it into your head that you
+want to tie up to the leisure class, or that the condition of not having
+to work is desirable. Have it in mind that you are to work just about as
+hard as the quality of your tires and cylinders will warrant. Plan to
+get into the game if you have to go on your hands and knees. Plan to
+earn your living somehow. Don't aim to go through life spoon-fed; don't
+aim to get a soft seat. If you do, you won't have your fair share of
+fun. There is no real fun in ease, except as you need it because you
+have worked hard.
+
+I say, plan to earn your living! Whether you actually earn the money you
+live on, makes no great difference, though in your case I guess you'll
+have to if you are going to live at all well. But if you get money
+without earning it, it leaves you in debt to society. Somebody has to
+earn the money you spend. In mine, factory, railroad, or office,
+somebody works for the money that supports you. No matter where the
+money comes from, that is true: somebody has to earn it. If you get it
+without due labor of your own, you owe for it. Recognize that debt and
+qualify yourself to discharge it. Study to put back into the world
+somewhat more than you take out of it. Study to be somewhat more than
+merely worth your keep. Study to shoulder the biggest load your strength
+can carry. That is life. That is the great sport that brings the great
+compensations to the soul. Getting regular meals and nice clothes, and
+acceptable shelter and transportation, and agreeable acquaintances, is
+only a means to an end, and if you accept the means and shirk the end,
+the means will pall on you.
+
+I said 'agreeable acquaintances.' A very large proportion of the
+acquaintances you can make will be agreeable if you can bring enough
+knowledge and a sufficiently hospitable spirit to your relations with
+them. I don't counsel you to cultivate the arts of popularity, for they
+are apt not to wash,--apt, that is, to conflict with inside qualities
+that are vastly more valuable than they are. But keep, in so far as you
+can, an open heart. There is no one to whom you are not related if only
+you can find the relation; there is no one but you owe him a benefit if
+you can see one you can do him.
+
+Don't be too nice. It is such an impediment to usefulness as stuttering
+is to speech,--a sort of spiritual indigestion; a hesitation in your
+carbureter. By all means, be a gentleman, in manners and spirit, in so
+far as you know how, but be one from the inside out.
+
+If you had come as far as you have in life without acquiring manners,
+you might well blush for your parents and teachers. I don't think you
+have, but I beg you hold on to all the good manners you have, and get
+more. Good manners seem to me a good deal to seek among present-day
+youth, but I suppose they have always been fairly scarce, and the more
+appreciated for their scarcity. Tobacco manners are uncommonly free and
+bad in this generation; more so, I think, than they were in mine. Since
+cigarettes came in, especially, youths seem to feel licensed to smoke
+them in all places and company. And the boys are prone to too much ease
+of attitude, and lounge and loll appallingly in company, and I see them
+in parlors with their legs crossed in such a fashion that their feet
+might almost as well be in the ladies' laps.
+
+Have a care for these matters of deportment. Be strict with yourself and
+your postures. Keep your legs and feet where they belong; they were not
+meant for parlor ornaments. Show respect for people! Lord bless me! the
+things I see done by males with a claim to be gentlemen: tobacco-smoke
+puffed in women's faces; men who ought to know better, smoking as they
+drive out with ladies; men who put their feet on the table and expect
+you to talk over them! Show respect for people; for all kinds of people,
+including yourself, for self-respect is at the bottom of all good
+manners. They are the expression of discipline, of good-will, of respect
+for other people's rights and comfort and feelings. I suppose good
+manners are unselfish, but the most selfish people might well cultivate
+them, they are so remunerative. In the details of life, in the public
+vehicles, in crowds, and in all situations where the demand presses hard
+on supply, what you get by hogging is incomparably less than what you
+get by courtesy. The things you must scramble and elbow for are not
+worth having; not one of them. They are the swill of life, my son; leave
+them to swine.
+
+You will have to think more or less about yourself, because that belongs
+to your time of life, provided you are the sort that thinks at all. But
+don't overdo it. You won't, because you will find it, as all healthy
+people do, a subject in which over-indulgence tends rapidly to nausea.
+To have one's self always on one's mind is to lodge a kill-joy; to act
+always from calculation is a sure path to blunders.
+
+Most of these specific counsels I set down more for your entertainment
+than truly to guide you. You don't live by maxims any more than you
+speak by rules of grammar. You will speak by ear (improving, I hope, in
+your college environment), and you will live by whatever light there is
+in you, getting more, I hope, as you go along.
+
+Grow in grace, my son! If your spirit is right, the details of life
+will take care of their own adjustment. Go to church; if not invariably,
+then variably. They don't require it any more in college, but you can't
+afford not to; for the churches reflect and recall--very imperfectly to
+be sure--the religion and the spirit of Christ; and on that the whole of
+our civilization rests. Get understanding of that. It is by far the most
+important knowledge in the whole book, the great fountain of sanity,
+tolerance, and political and social wisdom, a gateway to all kinds of
+truth, a rectifying and consoling current through all of life.
+
+
+
+
+Intensive Living
+
+By Cornelia A. P. Comer
+
+
+Said Honoria casually,--
+
+'When I was in town yesterday, I went to see Adelaide in her new house.'
+
+The others looked up alertly, Martha from her darning, Grace from her
+Irish crochet.
+
+'Oh, really? And how did you like the house?'
+
+Honoria hesitated, looking to the wide view for clarification. The three
+sat on a cottage veranda in the foothills of Southern California, one
+February day. In front of them the landscape ran, laughing, down-hill to
+the sea. Spread beneath them like a map were thirty miles of town and
+country: orange orchards brave with fruit; eucalyptus groves appealing
+to the sky; friendly roofs inclosed in deep-sheltering trees; great open
+spaces where the wind moved free; round-topped hills, green near at hand
+(for the rains had come and gone thus early), changing to a dusky blue
+out yonder where the bright Pacific flashed at the end of the long,
+delightful view. For love of this prospect Martha had lately left steep,
+sturdy hills, brown brooks, elm-shaded streets and old friends, girding
+at herself as she did so. Honoria had lived here many years, while Grace
+was but a winter's guest in Honoria's home, whose hospitable brown
+gables, low and wide-spreading, were visible beyond the cypress hedge
+encircling Martha's cottage.
+
+'It is a good-looking mansion. She had a capable architect. The building
+is Tudor,--consistent, graceful, well proportioned. For two people it is
+a very large house indeed, but it is a good house, and I see perfectly
+how Adelaide means it to express the idea of dignified, comfortable
+living. The decorator was not bad of his kind, either.'
+
+'All this sounds like praise,' said Grace, 'yet I feel that you are
+keeping something back. What is the matter with Adelaide's house?'
+
+Again Honoria hesitated.
+
+'It seems ungracious to find fault with such a perfectly worthy
+performance, yet I came away chilled and uncomfortable, almost unhappy,
+indeed. Thinking about the matter on the way home, it became clear to me
+at last that the house is too large for Adelaide's personality. You know
+how perfectly she pervaded that old house of hers. Old-fashioned, in
+some respects inconvenient, with far less perfect fittings, it still was
+thoroughly delightful, for where the rugs failed or the draperies
+faltered, Adelaide's personality somehow stepped in and eked out all
+insufficiencies, corrected all errors. It was hers entirely. In this
+blameless achievement of architect and decorator, there are no
+insufficiencies to be eked out, and so Adelaide's personality seems to
+slip and slide helplessly upon a kind of glacial surface which it cannot
+penetrate and make its own. I may be expressing myself very poorly, but
+I know I have hold of something real. Adelaide's new house, good-looking
+as it is, is not interesting,--that is what I mean,--and even the dear
+woman herself seems less interesting, and less herself now that she is
+enfolded in it.'
+
+'Did you know,' interposed Martha, 'that the first winter in a new house
+the heating actually requires more coal than is ever needed again?'
+
+'No, I didn't know that--but I can well believe it. Why shouldn't it
+take more coal to warm it when it evidently takes more vitality to cheer
+it? It's a serious business, this breaking in of a large house to one's
+self late in life, as so many Americans do. The draughts upon their
+vital forces are more taxing than the coal bills.'
+
+'We all ought to live in inherited homesteads,' suggested Grace,'where
+the humanizing of the bricks and mortar has been done for us by our own
+people.'
+
+'Honoria,' Martha demanded, ignoring this unpractical suggestion, 'tell
+me the truth! If you were in Adelaide's place and had _carte blanche_ to
+incarnate your idea of a house for yourself and your family, wouldn't
+you over-build and over-decorate too? I should enjoy doing it! The
+furniture in my bungalow is altogether too sketchy at present, and I am
+tired of eking it out with personality. You would feel differently if
+you hadn't brought your old mahogany when you came West!'
+
+Honoria set a few stitches, and looked at her friends with eyes in which
+conviction flamed.
+
+'I don't over-dress, and I don't over-eat, though I have abundant
+opportunity,' she said, 'but it may be that I would over-build and
+over-decorate, or at least that I would have done so until yesterday. I
+don't think I would do it to-day--now that I know what ails Adelaide's
+house. As for your bungalow, Martha, it is comfortable and it is alive.
+There isn't a picture on the wall nor an ornament on the mantel that
+hasn't a reason for being exactly where it is. That is triumph, and you
+know it. I don't believe you would really exchange your house for
+Adelaide's.'
+
+'Try me and see! I would like just for once to ignore beauty and
+suitability, and go in for size and sheer, luxurious comfort.'
+
+'You would go distracted in two weeks in a place that was "sheer,
+luxurious comfort" and nothing else,' returned Honoria decidedly. 'You
+would hate it as you hate everything smug and fat and complacent. I have
+known you too long, Martha, not to know the ways of you with a house. To
+satisfy you, a domicile has to be livable. If you consider all the
+houses, little and big, of your friends, you will see that there are
+fixed limits to the amount of space in them that is truly and pleasantly
+habitable. You can't get the lovable "lived-in look" in rooms where you
+do not actually live, and you can't live all over a house that is bigger
+than your needs. Why! life isn't long enough, especially if you seldom
+stay at home! Think how dreary are most of the great houses we know.
+Consider Mrs. King's new marble palace with its commanding site and its
+ninety rooms. There isn't a single spot in it except her own bed-room
+and sitting-room that wouldn't give your spirit a congestive chill if
+you sat there for an hour. I know a woman in Colorado who so loathed her
+big new house as it left the hands of a New York decorator, that she
+would have moved back into the old one if she hadn't been afraid of her
+friends' laughter. And, Grace, even inherited homesteads are sometimes
+as difficult as uncongenial kin. Old houses have ways and wills of their
+own.'
+
+'Houses _are_ curious things,' said Grace. 'We take a morsel of
+illimitable space and wall it in and roof it over. Suddenly it ceases to
+be part of God's out-of-doors and becomes an entity with an atmosphere
+of its own. We warm it with our fires, we animate it with our
+affections, we furnish it with such things as seem good in our eyes. We
+do this to get shelter for our bodies, but we acquire as well an
+instrument for our spirits that reacts on us in its turn.'
+
+'In other words,' returned Honoria, warming to her subject, 'as we live
+our way into a house, adapting it to our need, the bricks and mortar,
+the paint and plaster, cease to be inert matter and become alive.
+Superficial sociologists have taunted woman with being "more anabolic or
+plant-like" than man, but I count it her second glory. The plant is an
+organism that "slowly turns lifeless into living matter," and this is
+the thing that woman has done from the beginning with her shelter! In
+our houses we achieve almost an organic extension of our very selves.
+That is part of what I was trying to say. But, obviously, there should
+exist some reasonable ratio between the self and its extensions. I take
+it, the modern multitude of overgrown mansions, like the Kings' or the
+Clays' or even Adelaide's smaller dwelling,--all these places whose
+owners never find out why they are not at home in them,--are symptoms of
+our modern disease of materialism. The essence of that disease is the
+desire to grasp more matter than the spirit can fully animate. That the
+infection can lay hold on Adelaide shows how all-pervading it is,
+gripping the just as well as the unjust. When I saw her tired and
+dissatisfied; when I felt the lack of charm and quality in the house,
+and remembered how full of both her old house and garden had been, I
+tried to think it out. It all works around to just this: you can't have
+quality, you can't have charm in your material environment unless you
+put them into it yourself. It is a plain question of your ability to
+choose, arrange and vitalize things. And the latter requisite is by far
+the most important of the three. For I have really seen, with these
+eyes, poor, mean rooms where absolutely nothing was beautiful or
+noteworthy, so charged with a gracious and comforting personality that
+you forgot their shabbiness and said, "What a home-like place!" Please
+note that that is the adjective we always use of places that draw us by
+their personality--as if personality and nothing else were the essence
+of home.
+
+'Now Adelaide's old house had personality; it was completely vitalized.
+It was all under her hand, and as high as her heart. But Adelaide's big
+new house is as yet barren and chilly, for it is not vitalized at all.
+Of course I know that after she has lived in it longer, it is bound to
+improve, because it is her nature to humanize and modify all her
+surroundings. But the crucial question is--_how big a house can she
+humanize?_ Something bigger than a cottage probably--but certainly
+something much smaller than a hotel. The longer I looked at this
+question, the more it seemed to me that unconsciously I had put my
+finger on the vital query that, in the ideal state, should underlie all
+property, all education, all privilege.
+
+'I have been talking about houses,--they are the most intimate, the
+most organic of a woman's possessions,--but the argument applies to all
+we own. It is the mark of our era to want more of everything than we can
+use, yet when we get the Too-Much we demand, we are crushed by it, as
+Tarpeia was crushed by the shields.'
+
+'I have often thought' said Grace, 'that the sheer, brute mass of
+life--of people to know, of books to read, of plays to hear, of pictures
+to see, of things to do, buy, learn, enjoy--within reach of the
+well-to-do person in the modern world, far outruns the capacity of any
+human being to take it in and make of it the sane whole that a life
+should be.'
+
+'Yes--yet we go crazily on, trying to expand to illimitable
+possibilities, thinking we shall be happier so soon as we have discarded
+all our present belongings and opportunities for bigger, newer, richer
+ones. How many people do you know who have not met a substantial
+increase of income with a corresponding enlargement of their whole scale
+of living, a senseless expansion sometimes out-running their increased
+ability to provide for it? There is no future but chaos for a society
+with such ambitions. They are centrifugal and can only lead to
+disintegration.
+
+'The truth is, we have no notion of the value and necessity of a
+doctrine of limitations. Just as an illustration--not once in all the
+mass of matter printed in the last twenty years about the gyro-car, the
+aeroplane or other inventions capable of enormous swiftness, have I
+seen the faintest intimation that human beings could not intelligently
+direct a speed of two hundred miles an hour--yet the railroads are now
+tardily discovering that the capacity of engineers is seriously taxed by
+sixty miles!
+
+'Don't mistake my meaning. I am not preaching the moral value of
+poverty. I am no convert to asceticism. That method of ridding one's
+self of the overweight of the material life is too extreme to the
+correct solution. I am simply calling attention with all my might to the
+aesthetic and vital value of Not-Too-Much. I am not afraid of Enough. I
+am greatly afraid of Too-Much. And the reason I am afraid is this:--
+
+'Just as the capacity of the human stomach is limited to a certain
+quantity of food, so also is limited the capacity of the human spirit
+for appropriating and assimilating property in its different forms.
+Beyond a certain somewhat variable point, material possessions _do the
+holder no more good_. The common saying, "All you get in this world is
+your board and clothes," is the popular acknowledgment of this
+restricted capacity. The affirmation of bounds to our capacity holds
+good as regards the property of the mind--education, cultivation,
+aesthetic satisfactions--just as it does of material goods. There is a
+definite limit to what we can effectively make our own. Beyond that
+limit, possession is a detriment.'
+
+'The direct result of helping ourselves to too much of anything is to
+coarsen and degrade. We can see this clearly as regards the primal
+necessity of food. Nature promptly writes it, in large letters, all over
+the man or woman of gross appetites.'
+
+'It is as plainly printed, if in smaller type, on the faces of those who
+want too much of other things,--houses, notoriety, money, power,--what
+you will. The porcine brand is there, however disguised. Personally, I
+fear the Mark of the Pig as I fear nothing else on earth. Shaler says
+that certain lines of evolution terminate in such grotesque effects that
+one almost believes the guiding thought behind the process was humorous.
+I never see a stye with its squealing, shouldering inhabitants, without
+thinking how tremendously satiric it is--a master-caricature of human
+greed, not over-drawn! And I say, "Brother Pig, Heaven grant that I keep
+my voracities better concealed than thou."'
+
+Her companions regarded Honoria, in type thin, nervous, ardent, with a
+keen and vivid face. The comparison was certainly not apparent--but the
+heart knoweth its own gluttonies.
+
+'You are doing fairly well at it thus far,' said Martha dryly. 'What's
+the next step in your argument, Honoria?'
+
+'Since our capacity is limited, and since to glut ourselves beyond it
+burdens and degrades, clearly the thing for each individual with
+intelligence to do is to find out where, for him, lies the golden point
+beyond which riches turns to the poverty of burden. When even the wise
+and earnest Adelaides get their houses too big and don't know what is
+the matter, it is time to formulate the principles of First Aid to the
+Prosperous. I believe the point from which the women of the comfortable
+classes should attack the problem of a saner living is this doctrine of
+limitation and selection, and that we should attack it first of all in
+our homes.
+
+'Now, we human beings really do something to our immediate material
+surroundings which I can best describe as charging them with our
+personality. With the revolution of the days, personality accumulates in
+the things we handle and love and live with, much as electricity gathers
+upon the accumulator of a static machine with the revolution of the
+plates. This idea has always been popular with the poets and artists,
+but people who advance it in everyday life always do so apologetically,
+with the air of saying, "I know this is slightly fantastic, but doesn't
+it seem true?" Yet most housekeepers know its utter truth. I never
+doubted from the time I consciously began to care for old furniture, old
+rugs, old china--all the beautiful cast-offs of vanished lives--that a
+vast part of their charm was atmosphere, something imparted to them by
+the affection of those forgotten ones and now inhering, for the
+perceptive vision, in their very substance. The craftsman of those elder
+days is not the only creator of the beauty that has come down to us.
+Whoever has loved another's work has thereby added something to it. Is
+it not so? And I, in my turn, ought to be beautifying my belongings for
+those who come after me.'
+
+Grace and Martha nodded readily enough, for this doctrine needs no long
+expounding to any woman who has lived her way into her material
+possessions, and distilled atmosphere from them for the comfort of her
+household. She knows what she has done, and knows, though she says
+little about it, that this business of turning lifeless into living
+things is one of her important natural functions.
+
+'When I studied physics,' Honoria went on, 'I learned that science had
+been compelled to posit ether, an all-pervading, absolutely elastic,
+wave-bearing substance, to explain the commonest facts of our physical
+experience. Later yet, I learned that the passage of thought-waves
+through ether had found defenders among men of the exact sciences.
+Naturally I said to myself, "Ah, the scientists are growing 'warm.'
+Next, they will be demonstrating some of the things women have always
+known. They will show how we send out vibrations that get caught and
+entangled in our intimate belongings, never to be wholly freed again.
+The thing will be worked out and demonstrated like a problem in
+geometry. Doubtless they will be measuring everybody's wave-lengths and
+teaching children in the Eighth Grade easy ways of charging their
+belongings with their personality so unmistakably that stealing will
+have to become a lost art." Well! They haven't done it yet. In fact,
+they don't seem so near doing it as they once did. The mechanism of the
+process by which I take a chair fresh from Grand Rapids and in the
+course of years make it _my_ chair and no other woman's, is a secret
+still, but I don't have to argue with anybody who ever had a favorite
+chair that the thing is as I have stated it. Neither do I have to argue
+that I could not so appropriate and make my own the output of an entire
+factory. It must be equally obvious that the dignified, proper
+environment for me and my family contains what we can thus make our own,
+and not much more.'
+
+'Of course there are people,' said Martha reflectively, 'the routine of
+whose living demands large and formal apartments, impossible to do
+anything with from your point of view.'
+
+'Assuredly there are such people,' Honoria admitted, 'just as there are
+people whose entertaining must be in the line of banquets rather than
+little dinners. I am not predicating a world full of model cottages,
+even though I think it might prove the happiest world. Still, outside of
+official circles, the need of state drawing-rooms is certainly not
+general, and it is of the very gist of my argument--my argument isn't
+all developed yet, Martha, don't think it!--that for the sake of
+developing a finer and more individual quality in our possessions, we
+should cut off some superfluous ones. Please listen patiently while I
+carry the idea to its logical limit, even though that limit lies beyond
+the bounds of practicability.
+
+'Economists profess that, in an ideal distribution of goods, each man
+would have as much as he could consume without waste. But this takes no
+account of the differing needs of men, developed through ages of the
+upward struggle, nor of their different capabilities of turning goods to
+account. If you are going to dabble at all in theories of ideal
+distribution, why not have one that is genuinely ideal--that is,
+non-material? _The true distribution would require that each man should
+possess what goods he could animate and vitalize._ Even so, how vastly
+would possessions differ in amount and quality!
+
+'If life could be adjusted on this basis, it would automatically become
+simplified, charged with beauty and with character. We should slough off
+ugly and useless possessions, or, if we retained through affection
+things ugly in themselves, that very affection would impart to them a
+certain importance and distinction. We should then, at least, live in a
+world in which everything had significance. Think of the infinite
+satisfaction of that!'
+
+'What do you mean when you say, "if life could be adjusted on this
+basis," Honoria?' Grace inquired. 'Are you implying some kind of a final
+socialistic state which calls for an omniscient Distributor of Goods who
+shall know how much each man can vitalize?'
+
+'Really, Grace, I am not a fool, even when I am evolving a reformed
+society!' returned Honoria promptly. 'Most conceptions of an improved
+state demand God for their Chief Executive and an enormous force of
+government officials with the fine honor which, thus far, has only been
+developed in human nature by conditions entirely different from those
+the visionaries are forecasting. Unquestionably we have fallen into the
+habit of thinking that if we only pass a law, any wrong at which we aim
+is regulated. In fact, however, so long as that law only expresses the
+practice of a minority, its enforcement will be evaded. Legislation
+without character is as helpless as a motor without fuel,--and my little
+reform, like every other effective change, must proceed from within
+outward.
+
+'So I believe that if I wish to live in a world where nobody has more
+food, clothes, houses, wealth, power, than he can make significant and
+vital use of, it is up to me to remake my own life on that basis first.
+I am, if not the only woman whom I can reform, at least the most
+suitable subject for my experimentation. And I admit that I have too
+many possessions. Sometimes I am ridden to exhaustion by the care of my
+"things," modest as they are when compared to the goods of my
+neighbors. I know that if thousands of people did not feel as I do, the
+"simple life" slogan would never have acquired the popularity it had
+some years ago. We no longer hear much of the simple life, but we need
+it increasingly. Personally, I am persuaded that the method I am trying
+to set forth is workable.
+
+'Why shouldn't a human being, seeking to get the most out of life, take
+lessons from the husbandman seeking to get the richest returns from the
+soil? It used to be thought that to cultivate many acres superficially
+was the way to feed the world and enrich the farmer. But the study of
+the soil as a science has taught us that we must resort, instead, to the
+intensive farming which gives greater returns from reduced acreage. What
+is true of the returns earth makes to our granaries, is true of the
+returns life makes to our spirits. We need a science of intensive living
+that we may get the larger crop from the smaller field. It will be
+worked out by women, and it must begin in their domain, which still is,
+in spite of the sociologists, the home.'
+
+'The Norwegian maid who cared for my rooms at the hotel last winter had
+figured out something of the sort for herself,' said Grace. 'After I had
+put a few bits of things about, she said to me, "I like dis room. It
+looks like Norway. Dere iss more moneys in America, but in Norway t'ings
+iss more pretty. Even de kitchen iss good to see. Dere iss shelves an'
+copper cooking-dishes all shiny, all so happy-looking. I like dem way
+best. It iss better not so much moneys to haf, but to be more happy wit'
+one's t'ings!"'
+
+'That is the doctrine in a nutshell! In its poorer, more restricted
+days, the world learned that secret of the art of living, and it still
+lingers in corners that our blatant, crashing "civilization" passes
+by--so that a Norwegian peasant's daughter may know far more than an
+American girl "who has always had everything" about the priceless secret
+of being "happy wit' one's t'ings." It is the richest knowledge a woman
+can possess.'
+
+'What is the real rock-bottom reason why people go on piling up money
+after they have enough?' Martha demanded.
+
+'I imagine,' said Honoria, 'that excessive accumulation is a form of
+egotism. Now, if public opinion, the race-ideal, or what you please,
+once demanded that we vitalize all our possessions; if it were once
+admitted to be unspeakably gross to demand more property than we can
+animate, as gross as it now is to over-eat, then the stress upon
+possession would be transferred at once from "How much" to "How," and
+large possessions would really become what some of the undistinguished
+rich now fondly imagine them to be--a direct and sensitive register of
+the finer qualities.'
+
+Martha suddenly and irresistibly chuckled.
+
+'I have a story for you, Honoria,' she said. 'A lot of ranchers over
+there,' she vaguely gestured toward the southwest across the hills,
+'have grown suddenly rich, raising sugar beets, and have bought
+motor-cars and other paraphernalia proper to their improved condition.
+One of them was heard to say, "I b'lieve these college graduates that
+teach school 'round here really think they're as good as us rich folks."
+That is the real attitude of your "undistinguished rich" toward the
+gifts of culture and the finer qualities!'
+
+'Honoria,' said Grace, 'haven't the sages always said, "Give me neither
+poverty nor riches"? Why should your propaganda succeed where Job and
+Socrates have failed? Job lived a long while ago! If the race were going
+to be converted to his view, the process ought to be more advanced. You
+will need very strong arguments for your doctrine of limitations.'
+
+'Arguments are to be had for the picking up,' returned Honoria. 'What
+kind will you have? Reasonable limitation on the material side always
+brings some amazing flowering of mind or spirit like the blossoming of a
+root-bound plant. If you want a racial argument, consider the Irish--the
+poorest people in Europe and _therefore_ the richest in spirit. Poverty
+forced them to concentrate their attention upon their neighbors; there
+resulted an astonishing increase in sympathy, wit, and general
+humanness.--If you want an argument from Art, consider the Middle Ages.
+Peering out of a narrow world, hemmed in by ignorance and squalor, the
+mediaeval artist caught sight of beauty and immediately loved it with
+such fervent, personal passion that everything he made in its image was
+vital and wonderful. As his world broadened in the Renaissance, much of
+his art grew florid and meaningless, lacking that marvelous, intimate
+quality of the earlier, restricted day.--If you want an argument from
+literary material, there's the _Picciola_ of Saintine. You can make an
+imperishable literary masterpiece out of a convict's love for a tiny
+plant struggling up between two stones in a prison-yard, but you cannot
+make men listen to tales of great possessions. The interest in Monte
+Cristo centres upon the process of _acquirement_, and it is the same in
+any successful money-romance. Midas is only fit to point a moral, never
+to adorn a tale.--If you want an argument from philology, consider that
+the diminutives in every language show the lesser thing to be the dearer
+thing, always. Remember Marie Antoinette and the Little Trianon!
+Consider the increasing specialization in science--science which always
+falls on its feet! I know a thousand arguments! The thing I am in need
+of is converts!'
+
+'If you could get them,' said Martha, 'there might really be a Woman's
+Reformation, only it would begin at home instead of at the polls.'
+
+'What other permanent thing is there in life but the hearthstone?
+Nations rise and fall, laws and institutions come and go--but that
+remains, the one fixed point in human society. I take it, therefore, it
+is the one point from which the lever can successfully be brought to
+bear on human society. If anything is to be moved or altered, the force
+must be applied there.'
+
+'But human society _has_ changed, Honoria,' urged Grace. 'Look at all
+our new powers and possessions! Steam and electricity have remade the
+world, and we are not yet adjusted to the alteration. No generation ever
+lived under our conditions; thus we have no traditions for handling our
+new environment. No heritage of ancestral wisdom tells us what of the
+hundreds of new opportunities to accept, what to reject. Save in so far
+as we are thinking beings--and that is not very far--we are as much at
+the mercy of our desires as babies in a toy-shop, grabbing now this and
+now that, heaping up a lapful of futilities and calling it a life.'
+
+'Yes. But why should we make steam and electricity serve our greed only?
+Why use them chiefly to darken the world and make life a horror? Dare
+you affirm that we women and our demands are not at the very centre of
+the tragic tangle of modern living? Isn't all this horrible speeding-up
+of business largely an outgrowth of our exactions? What do men do
+business for, anyhow, except to get us what we want! Homes are to other
+material possessions what souls are to the bodies--the centre from which
+the life moves outward. If there is no greed in the home, is there not
+bound to be less greed in the offices?'
+
+'I'm not so sure, Honoria,' Grace returned. 'No amount of intensiveness
+in the home would eliminate man's love of power for its own sake.'
+
+'Perhaps. Yet isn't the lust for power a secondary development? We begin
+by being greedy because we want things; we keep on after we have more
+things than we know what to do with, because greed has created the
+power-lust. It is the aftermath from that ugly root. If the pressure the
+home puts on the man for money were suddenly slackened all along the
+line, above the point of poverty, might not the matter of unseemly
+accumulations correct itself? If we women of the more favored classes
+avowedly undertook to give quality to our belongings, instead of
+demanding belongings which we hope will confer quality upon us, there
+would surely be both a lessening in the stress of life and an
+improvement in its texture. I can think of nothing else but the Golden
+Rule that would help to solve so many menacing problems, such as the
+high cost of living, the commercialization of life, and the divorce
+problem. Oh, it would be very far-reaching, that attitude, if we could
+only achieve it!'
+
+'Why wouldn't plain Christianity do all your reforming, and do it
+better?' demanded Martha abruptly.
+
+'Assuredly it would--if Christianity were more generally a condition
+instead of a theory among us. I wouldn't undertake to say off-hand why
+the sanctions of common sense seem more precious to the present
+generation than the sanctions of religion, when in so many points they
+are identical, but I must conform my theorizings to the fact. Yet with
+all our neglect of religion the traditions of the spirit have not
+changed! They are the same from everlasting to everlasting. And one of
+the things the nineteenth century most wonderfully made clear was that
+the evolution of the spirit is the thing Nature has been seeking for
+hundreds of millions of years. I don't suppose that age-long process
+with the tremendous impetus of all creation behind it is really going to
+be upset by the turmoil of one materialistic generation. But I do
+believe that if we go with the current of materialism, we and all our
+works shall be tossed aside as refuse, thrown into Nature's garbage-can.
+I tell you, I can't bear the disgrace of it.'
+
+'Honoria, you almost persuade me to be intensive,' said Grace, 'but I am
+not reconciled to the doctrine at one point--the question of beauty. I
+admit that one cannot vitalize a lot of senseless luxury. I admit, too,
+that comfort and a certain amount of beauty can always be successfully
+domesticated and charged with personality, as you phrase it, and that
+the result is completely satisfying. But is one never to indulge one's
+self in _all the beauty money will buy_, never to have everything of an
+absolute perfection? You are against great houses, but there is Mountly
+House, at home. It is big, but so beautiful that you are at home in it
+all over. What of it, and others like it?'
+
+'Big and beautiful it is, but it is on my side of the argument, none the
+less. If you remember, the architect was also the decorator. It is the
+triumph of his imagination. He designed it as a background for a woman
+of opulent beauty and domestic tastes. He ransacked Europe for the
+furnishings, tapestries, all sorts of exquisite, ancient things. He was
+a great artist and he created a work of art. The family fit into the
+picture more or less awkwardly. It is his house, not theirs at all. And
+I truly believe that the ultimate purpose of our houses excludes our
+going up and down another's stairs.
+
+'Yet I believe in all the beauty one can vitalize. It is essentially
+wholesome. It does not lend itself to morbid demands. The collector's
+passion looks like greed, and doubtless for a time it is greed. But,
+sooner or later, Too-Much sickens them. Their adorable possessions teach
+them there is profanation in having more wonderful things than they can
+enter into personal relation with. Therefore the inevitable end of all
+overgrown collections is the museum or the auction-room. I have seen it
+too often not to know it is true!--If you want a perfect illustration of
+this in literature read Mrs. Wharton's _The Daunt Diana_. It cuts down
+like a knife to the essential fact that our relations with beauty must
+be limited enough to have the personal quality. And--don't you
+see?--this automatic destruction of greed that beauty finally teaches to
+the collector, is the same automatic destruction of it that I dare think
+intensive living in our homes might bring to all greed. It is a proof of
+the theory on another plane.'
+
+'I think one might own a Mountly House without greed,' persisted Grace
+wistfully. 'Having no house at all, I naturally refuse to think of
+myself as ending my days in any less perfect domicile. What do you mean
+by the "ultimate purpose" of our houses?'
+
+'Ah! that,' said Honoria, with a quick indrawing of her breath, 'is the
+very core of all my thought, and I don't know how to make you see it!'
+
+She rose abruptly and walked to the end of the veranda. She stood there
+a while, looking across at the spreading gables of her own brown
+bungalow, with the yearning on her face that only house-mothers know.
+Yonder was her home. Set on a mighty shoulder of the earth, facing the
+sunset and the sea, it clung to the soil as the brown rocks cling.
+Behind it were the mighty Sierras with their crests of snow; before it,
+the sweetest land God ever smiled upon; within it, all the treasures of
+her eyes, her mind, her heart. Just as it stood there in the February
+sun, it was an abode compact of love, of aspiration, of desire. The
+ancient love of man for his shelter had gone into it, and the love of
+woman for the place of her appointed suffering. Desire for beauty and
+hope of peace were in its making. Its walls had heard the birth-cries;
+her children had played about its doors; out from it had been borne her
+dead. Inconsiderable speck on the vast hill-shoulder that it was, it
+could defy time and the elements, even as she defied them, for she had
+given it of her own immortality.
+
+'I have not yet said it all,' she said a little thickly. 'It is hard to
+say, even to you. I have found an attitude of mind, a path, a way of
+life I call intensive, for lack of a better name, and I believe in it,
+not only because it increases my sane satisfaction in living, but also
+because it finally leads _out_--out of all this tangle of our material
+lives, into the eternal spaces.
+
+'I see the world of men's business activities chiefly as a place of
+wrath and greed, and yet even the most grasping must be blindly seeking
+through their greed an ultimate satisfaction--not more houses or more
+automobiles, or railroads, or mines, or even power, but something dimly
+apprehended as beyond all these and more than they--something that is
+good and that _endures_. For we all want the Enduring Thing. One man
+sees it here, another there. As for me, I see it in my house. I tell
+you, the Greeks and Romans did not make a religion of the hearthstone;
+they merely recognized the religion that the hearthstone _is_. Under
+that quiet roof I have learned that it is a woman's business to take
+stones and make them bread. Only she can make our surroundings live and
+nourish us.
+
+'Beyond the need for bread, a woman's needs are two; deeper than all
+cravings save the mother's passion, firm-rooted in our endless past, is
+the heart-hunger. The trees that sweep my chimney have their roots at
+the world's core! The flowers in my dooryard have grown there for a
+thousand years! What millenniums have done, shall decades undo? We are
+not so shallow, so plastic as that! We will go into the mills, the
+shops, the offices, if we must, but we know we are off the track of
+life. Neither our desire nor our power is there.
+
+'I have talked glibly enough about restricting superfluous possessions
+for the sake of developing a finer quality in those we have; I have said
+only personality gives that quality to our surroundings--but I have not
+said the final thing. It is this: I believe that in the humble business
+of loving the material things that are given to us to own and love, in
+shaping our homes around them, in making them vital and therefore
+beautiful, so that they serve our spirits in their turn, we are not only
+making the most of our resources in this life, but are doing more than
+that. Somehow, I cannot tell you how, I know that we are _getting them
+across_--into the timeless places! In making them vital we are making
+them enduring.
+
+'Christ tells us to lay up for ourselves treasures in heaven. What did
+that mean to you when you were young? I thought it meant a procession of
+self-denials and charities, more or less lifeless because the offering
+was made slightly against the grain! I had no idea that when I loved
+somebody very much or pitied somebody very much, when I shared my heart
+or shared my roof eagerly, that I was doing the commanded thing. Still
+less did I realize, when I worked hard to make my home more comfortable
+or more beautiful, that I was sending vibrations from my everyday world
+right into the eternal one--every deed an actual hammer stroke on my
+house not made with hands. But so sure as that our mortal shall put on
+immortality, I now hold it that what we first find in the eternal world
+will be the things into which we have unstintingly flung our vitality,
+our _feeling_, while we are briefly here.
+
+'_Here we have no continuing city_. But when I am making my house live,
+I and no other, putting into it as I best may something of the serenity
+of Athens and the sacredness of Jerusalem and the beauty of Siena, then
+it is taking its place beside my greater loves. Then I am creating a
+home, not only in this world, but in the next. I have put something over
+into the eternal world that fire cannot burn, nor floods destroy, nor
+moth and rust corrupt. It is safe, even from myself, forever! No Heaven
+can be holy to me if I have not made this spot holy. I shall not ask,
+even from the mercy of the Merciful, a heavenly mansion if I have failed
+to make this earthly dwelling live. Eternity begins beside my hearth,
+shaped by my will. A woman knows!'
+
+
+
+
+Reminiscence with Postscript
+
+By Owen Wister
+
+
+I
+
+Not alone because of their good meat and drink are three meals shrined
+at the heart of these following impressions. Singly, each one did
+delightfully engage the palate, but the three together speak appealingly
+to sentiment. It is of a great house, a little inn, and of the fair
+region round about them that I shall mainly discourse--and whether I do
+or don't give a final _x_ to the name of the house, there are people and
+documents to say I have spelt it wrong: which comes very near to saying
+that both ways are right. The _x_ shall remain, the majority seems to
+favor it, and I at once beg that you share my relish of these posturing
+Renaissance lines, written by royal command in honor of Chenonceaux:--
+
+ Au saint bal des dryades,
+ A Phoebus, ce grand dieu,
+ Aux humides nayades
+ J'ai consacre ce lieu.
+
+This highly plaster-cast lyric was recited during the 'triomphe' held at
+Chenonceaux to celebrate the arrival there of Francois II and Mary
+Stuart. The hostess was as distinguished as her visitors; and never,
+before I went to Chenonceaux, did I associate naiads and dryads and
+poems of welcome with Catherine de'Medici. But we must allow this
+monstrous personage an eye for good houses. She preferred Chenonceaux to
+all her dwellings--she preferred it so much, indeed, that she made
+another lady get out of it, exchanging for it the decidedly inferior
+residence of Chaumont. And we have Catherine to thank (I fear) for the
+strangely felicitous fancy that placed upon the arches built from the
+rear of the house to the farther side of the river by her rejected
+predecessor, Diane de Poitiers, that enchanting hall or gallery, which
+rises three stories high, if you count the nine windows in the steeply
+and gracefully pitched slate roof.
+
+ Basti si magnifiquement
+ Il est debout, comme un geant,
+ Dedans le lit de la riviere,
+ C'est-a-dire dessus un pont
+ Qui porte cent toises de long.
+
+These verses bump down heavily upon the bridge, and, despite their
+scrupulous statistics as to its length, they scarcely measure the
+excellence of Chenonceaux, but rather the gap between French verse and
+French architecture in the sixteenth century. Villon could have come
+nearer the mark; but Villon was long gone before the ancient mill on the
+river Cher was transfigured by its purchaser into the chateau he did not
+live to complete. 'S'il vient a point' said Thomas Bohier, and he graved
+it in many ornamental places of his edifice, 'me souviendra.'
+
+And here am I writing his name and thinking about him, three hundred and
+ninety-two years after his death. What a pleasant reason for being
+remembered! What a quietly illustrious introduction to posterity: the
+originator of the mansion whose sheer beauty brought a succession of
+kings and queens and other great people to sojourn in it, whose walls
+have listened to the blandishments of Francois I, the sallies of
+Fontenelle and Voltaire, the sentimentalities of Rousseau. Do their
+ghosts walk here upon these terraces? Do they meet in the long gallery
+over the Cher? If they don't, they are less wise in the next world than
+they were in this. Almost might one envy some figure in a well-preserved
+piece of tapestry, hanging in any hall or chamber here and commanding a
+view out of any window that looked up or down the placid river.
+Embroidered thus for ever, amid high company, ladies and gentlemen of
+importance with hawks and feathers and armor and steeds richly
+caparisoned, ministered to by esquires and serfs, one would exist
+admired, valued, and carefully dusted. Daily sight-seers from all lands
+would be conducted into one's presence (Sundays included, 10-11 A.M.,
+2-6 P.M.), thus animating one's feudal leisure with sufficient variety.
+There one would be, an acknowledged masterpiece, for ever aloof from the
+unstable present, nevermore driven to enlist against the restless evils
+of the world. The trouble is, somebody from Pittsburg might buy one. Now
+I could no more brook living as tapestry in America than I could live as
+an American in Europe, expatriated and trivially evaporating amid
+beauties and comforts that were none of my native heritage.
+
+Do you know the country where Chenonceaux stands? Do you know the river?
+Have you ever gone there from Tours, or come there the opposite way,
+from Bourges through Vierzon and Montrichard?
+
+The region shares a secret with certain rare people, whom all of us are
+glad to count among our acquaintance. Certain men and women, immediately
+on our first meeting them, make us desire to meet them again; not
+because they have uttered remarkable thoughts or reminded us of Venus or
+Apollo: perhaps they have said nothing that you and I couldn't say, and
+we may know people much better looking. But they radiate--what is it
+that they radiate? We feel it, we bask in it, it flows over us. It isn't
+sunlight or moonlight, but a fairy-light of their own. When these
+shining creatures come into the room, happiness enters with them. How do
+they do it? It gets us nowhere to say that there is 'something' in the
+tone of their voice, or 'something' in the look of their eyes: what is
+the something? I'm glad I don't know; mystery is growing so scarce, that
+I am thankful for anything which cannot be explained.
+
+Now this rare quality (and don't flatter yourself that you understand it
+because you happen to know its name) is possessed not only by men and
+women, but also by places; and, no more than with people, has it
+anything to do with their being remarkable or beautiful. The White
+Mountains in New Hampshire haven't a trace of it; it fills the mountains
+of North Carolina; there is almost none along our Atlantic seaboard, but
+it hangs over and haunts nearly every foot of our Pacific Coast.
+
+Whenever one of these happy spots has been long known to man, man has
+invariably cherished it in word and deed. His chronicles celebrate it;
+he sets it lovingly like a jewel in his romances, dramas, verse, prose,
+song; he graces it with his best in architecture; his roads and gardens
+bring it alike into his hours of work and of ease; in fine, he garlands
+it with his imagination, weaves it into his life century after century,
+until it comes to smile upon him from the heart of his History and
+Literature, as well as upon his daily present. That is what mankind has
+done beneath the spell of a place which has charm.
+
+Thus Touraine to the Frenchman,--_beau pays de Touraine_, as the page in
+Meyerbeer's _Huguenots_ sings of it in that opera's second act, which
+takes place at Chenonceaux. I suppose--indeed I remember--that rain
+falls in that country; yet, when I think about it, sunshine invariably
+sparkles through the picture--not the kind that glares and burns, but
+the kind that plays gently among leaves and shores and shadows; sunshine
+upon the twinkling, feathered silver of the poplars, the grapes in
+sloping vineyards, the green islands and tawny bluffs of the Loire, the
+quiet waters of the Indre and the Cher; a jocund harmony seems to play
+about the very names,--Beaulieu, Montresor, Saint-Symphorien,--but were
+I to begin upon the music in the names of France, I should run far
+beyond the limits of Touraine and of your patience. Say to yourself
+aloud, properly, Amboise, Chateaurenault, La Chapelle-Blanche,
+Saint-Martin-le-Beau, and then say Naugatuck, Saugatuck, Pawtucket,
+Woonsocket, Manayunk, Manunkachunk, and you will catch my drift.
+Stevenson's joy in our names was at bottom purely that of the collector.
+
+But have you ever seen the Loire and its tributary realm? I have already
+owned myself (together with all other men) as unable to explain the
+mystery of charm. No Niagara is hereabouts, nor Matterhorn, nor anything
+you could call sublime; nothing so lustrously beautiful as Bar Harbor,
+or the Berkshire Hills. Wildness is wholly absent, but so is tameness
+too. It is somehow through its very moderation that the glamour of this
+land is wrought. But we must nicely distinguish between the poetry and
+the prose of moderation: Princeton Junction, New Jersey, is perfectly
+moderate, and is also the type and pattern of hundreds of thousands of
+square, comfortable, unoffending miles in the United States which you
+would never wish to see again--indeed which you would never wish to see
+once; whereas, even as I write, I am homesick for Touraine, though it
+isn't my home.
+
+Once again I must draw the parallel between human qualities and the ways
+of our mother earth. We place at the top of our esteem those people who
+take chivalrously the heavy blows of life, who are not brave merely, but
+gallant. We draw scant inspiration from the sight of somebody who is all
+too obviously and dutifully bearing something; who goes, day after day,
+with a set and sombre expression that says as plainly as words: 'Just
+watch me carrying my Cross. Just wait till you have one.' We prefer
+those whose gayety so conceals the fact that they're behaving well, that
+we should never suspect it, did we not know what they have passed, and
+are passing, through. Thus also does Touraine conceal the tears and the
+blood she has known. Louis the Eleventh, Catherine de' Medici, the
+gibbet balcony of the Salle des Armes at Amboise, the iron cage and the
+black dungeons of Loches,--Touraine, with her smiling, high-bred
+elegance, keeps all this to herself, and gives you a bright welcome.
+Often as she has been the scene of Tragedy, often as the glaive and not
+the lute has been the instrument of her drama, she might well look in
+her glass and exclaim with Richard the Second,--
+
+ Hath sorrow struck
+ So many blows upon this face of mine,
+ And made no deeper wounds?
+
+Wearing no crape, betraying no scars, hinting naught of its dark
+experience of life, this realm, this _beau pays_, more than any in
+Europe, to my thinking, lies in the true key of high comedy, of masque
+and pastoral. If, here and there above its trees or upon its hills, the
+brooding frown of some tower, the gaunt stare of some donjon in ruins,
+fierce with memories, brings one up short, so that in joy's mid-current
+some smack of the bitter wells up--this is not Nature's doing. Look away
+from these works of man to the feathered poplars, the vineyards, the
+gentle waters, and see the earth's countenance, smiling and serene.
+Decorous it is always; only the irregularities of the Loire and its
+channel seem to bear any reference to the conduct of those beautiful
+historic ladies who dispersed their reputations in the vicinity. Even
+man did not always build a Langeais or a Loches. Urbane and gracious
+amid their parks or on their bluffs rise those dwellings planned when
+France's architectural genius was in its happiest mood--though not its
+loftiest. They look like the good society which once assembled in them;
+their mere aspect suggests the wits, the brilliant talkers and listeners
+of a day when conversation was a living art still, the day which
+furnishes us even now with those letters and memoirs which are the
+dainty wainscotting and mantelpieces, the interior decorations of
+Literature. You may wander almost anywhere among the poplars and the
+chestnuts in the valleys of the Loire's quiet tributaries; you can
+hardly go wrong; if the turrets of Usse against their rising woodland do
+not regale your eye, it will be Azay-le-Rideau, or something less
+famous, or, best of all, Chenonceaux, to which I now return.
+
+
+II
+
+I saw it first upon an afternoon when no air was stirring, even in the
+poplars, when the green of Touraine was changing to gold: golden fruit,
+pears, and apples, where summer's fruit had been; golden leaves
+flickering down from high branches, or raked into golden heaps; while
+the faint, sweet smoke of burning twigs hovered in the autumn day. It
+was the moment and scene of the year when, just because other things
+have ceased to grow, memories blossom in the mind; and on every golden
+heap of leaves retrospect seemed to be sitting. We visitors were three.
+I can recall the first sight of the chateau's yellow facade, framed by
+the distant end of the high, formal avenue into which we turned to
+approach it. All sorts of feet had stepped where we were walking:
+almost four centuries of distinguished feet had gone in and out of that
+beautiful front door; but over its appealing associations the still more
+appealing aspect of the wonderful house triumphed. If I knew about _Le
+Devin du Village_ then, the scene of its first performance interested me
+much more because that long and many-windowed gallery was built right
+over the water, right across the Cher, upon arches that the glassy
+surface of the stream reflected symmetrically. I was captured then and
+for ever by the beauty and the originality of this residence. Our best
+country houses take earth and air into partnership, but this abode of
+grace possessed, embraced, a little river. To go in at your front door
+on one green margin and come out of your back door on the other; to
+dwell in a masterpiece that was house and bridge in one--I can still
+recover my first sensations of delight at this triumph of French art.
+Only--the concierge didn't let us go out of the back door; and my
+disappointment was cherished through long years, until its sequel, which
+I shall presently reach. This first afternoon became a chapter in the
+most delightful of guide-books, from which I quote the following:--
+
+'We took our way back to the Grand Monarque, and waited in the little
+inn parlor for a late train to Tours. We were not impatient, for we had
+an excellent dinner to occupy us; and even after we had dined we were
+still content to sit a while and exchange remarks upon the superior
+civilization of France. Where else, at a village inn, should we have
+fared so well?... At the little inn at Chenonceaux the _cuisine_ was not
+only excellent, but the service was graceful. We were waited on by
+mademoiselle and her mamma; it was so that mademoiselle alluded to the
+elder lady, as she uncorked for us a bottle of Vouvray mousseux.'
+
+On another page of this same guide-book you may read how, at the Hotel
+de l'Univers in Tours, the chateau of Amboise was described to us by an
+English lady of a type that I sadly miss to-day. One met her everywhere
+then. She was a more fragile sister of that robust, brick-complexioned
+spinster who used to climb all the Alps in practical but awful garments.
+She didn't often venture to speak to you for fear you weren't
+respectable, or might think she wasn't. When she did, it was apt to be
+with explosive shyness, running all her words together, as she did about
+Amboise. 'It's-very-very-dirty-and-very-keeawrious!' Curious and furious
+she always pronounced to rhyme with glorious and victorious; and it
+invariably made me think of 'God Save the Queen.'
+
+In my interest as to whether we should again have the excellent fare and
+graceful service which I so well remembered at the little inn, and
+whether now at last my long-cherished wish to step out of that back door
+on the river's farther side were to be gratified, Chenonceaux itself had
+so dropped out of my thoughts that it fairly burst upon my sight.
+Bursting is, of course, a thing which that delicate and restrained
+edifice could never really do, only I wasn't thinking about it as our
+party (we were four on this second visit, and it was spring-time) came
+into the avenue. There at the other end stood the fair, gay vision of
+the chateau, and its beauty and wonder so suddenly waked my admiration,
+that I exclaimed, 'How young it looks!'
+
+Yes; it didn't look new, but it looked young: youth is the particular
+and essential note of this enchanted building. None of its neighbors
+have it, not even Azay-le-Rideau or Blois, which are its rivals, though
+never its equals. Chenonceaux was four hundred years old in January,
+1915. Age makes one type of person decrepit, and so it is with houses.
+But Chenonceaux, if ever it come to show its years, will belong to the
+other type: it will look venerable. Did it, do you think, catch its
+secret from the ring of Charlemagne, by whose sorceries its mistress,
+Diane de Poitiers, was accused of preserving her youth? This lady's
+success with Francois Premier so disconcerted the amiability of the
+Duchesse d'Etampes, that she constantly reminded Diane she was born on
+the day Diane was married.--But I resist the temptation to dwell upon
+Diane and everybody else linked to Chenonceaux by history; it's all
+accessible to you in books; and I proceed with the visit our party of
+four made, this spring day.
+
+Touraine was now all delicate in green; as lovely, as gracious, as
+discreet in its budding leaves as when the leaves had flickered down,
+spangling the air and grass and garden-walks with their gold. We had met
+at the little inn the same welcome, the same excellent _cuisine_, the
+same agreeable Vouvray mousseux. Mademoiselle was not there, but mamma
+was. Her premises and herself showed no ill effect from the prosperity
+brought to her through the guide-book I have already quoted. No
+guide-book in its author's plan, it was now become established as one,
+and he, petitioned in a letter from mamma, had corrected a certain
+error. In the first edition, page 60, you may read that we took our way
+back to the Grand Monarque; in later editions it is the Hotel du
+Bon-Laboureur. The confusion to travelers, the injury to her custom,
+ensuing from the wrong name, madame had represented to the author; and
+now all was well. The inn wasn't any larger, but more and more each
+season were pilgrims with expectant appetites led to her door.
+
+'Tenez, monsieur,' she said to me eagerly, when I narrated to her how I
+had been present at the germination of her renown, 'tenez. Voila!' She
+showed me the precious guide-book. She treasured it, though she couldn't
+read it, because it was in English. And I came in for her smiles and
+cordiality, which really belonged to the author.
+
+You will have perceived, our party this time took their _dejeuner_, not
+their dinner, at the Bon-Laboureur. The good omelette and cheese and
+fruit and wine, mamma's prosperity and her well-preserved state,--for
+now she was really an elderly woman,--all this had brought us in
+peaceful and pleased spirits to the chateau. When we had seen the rooms
+downstairs and the concierge was conducting the other sightseers--some
+ten or twelve--to the second story, our party under my guidance stole
+away to the back door.
+
+'Back door' implies no dishonorable passage through pantry and kitchen;
+we simply didn't go up the staircase in the wake of the concierge, but
+independently along the hall instead, and thus across the Cher through
+Catherine's celebrated gallery. _Le Devin du Village_ came into my mind,
+and I wondered which figure was the more diverting, Jean-Jacques
+Rousseau composing opera, or Richard Wagner dabbling in philosophy.
+
+The door was open. I emerged, the happy leader of my party, upon stone
+steps, crossed a little draw-bridge, and our triumphant feet trod the
+grass beneath the trees which shaded the river's bank. I had my wish;
+and as my obedient band followed me, I fear my complacent back and
+Anabasis manner expressed some sentiment like this: 'Only observe how it
+pays to see France with a person who knows the ropes!' We sauntered, we
+expatiated, we paused before what I'll call by metonymy the tocsin--a
+great bell and chain suspended from strong framework; from this point
+the chateau, with its fine, detached, cylindrical donjon tower of the
+fifteenth century, looked, in the afternoon light, particularly well:
+those poor sheep with the concierge weren't getting this view. We must
+have lingered by the tocsin a quarter of an hour, enjoying ourselves,
+before returning to the back door.
+
+It was shut. It was locked. Rattling made no impression upon it, nor
+shaking, nor kicking. We knocked then, fancying this to be an accident.
+Next we called, or rather, I, the party's personal conductor and
+competent guide, began to call. Nothing happened. I augmented my
+efforts. Catherine's gallery, famous scene of the first performance of
+Rousseau's _Devin du Village_, responded with cavernous echoes. Between
+these reigned silence, and a gentle breeze rustled the young leaves of
+the chestnuts. We abandoned the door and went a few steps down the river
+to where our gesticulations could be seen from the windows of
+Chenonceaux. We made these gesticulations with our four umbrellas,
+whilst I shouted continually. Not a window blinked. It might have been a
+sorcerer's palace, and we his four new victims, presently to be roasted,
+boiled, or changed into cats. We looked down the river--no escape; up
+the river half-a-mile was a bridge; but what impediment mightn't lie
+between? And even if the way were clear, to go round by the bridge would
+lose us our train to Tours. One of us, in her deep voice, said that she
+hoped the robin-red-breasts would find her body and cover it with
+leaves. Again we flourished our four umbrellas, during vociferations
+from me, at the imperturbable chateau. Then, quite suddenly, something
+did happen. Out of a window in the donjon tower of the fifteenth century
+was thrust a head, and from across the river it wagged at us
+malevolently.
+
+It was the concierge. The shock of discovering he had locked us out
+purposely in punishment of our independent excursion, threw me into
+extreme rage. My Anabasis manner had already dropped from me; but
+Xenophon got his party successfully back, and this same task was now
+searchingly, compellingly, 'up to me.' More malevolent wagging from the
+tower was all that resulted from my next demonstrations. In these I was
+now alone; my party, at the apparition of the concierge, had become
+abruptly quiet, thinking doubtless that loud calls and wavings would
+diminish my dignity less than theirs, whose years and discretion were
+more than mine. Therefore my companions brandished their umbrellas no
+more, but stood upon the banks of the Cher decorously, in a reserved
+attitude, patient yet stately, as if awaiting the tumbril; I, meanwhile,
+hurled international threats across the river. These wrought no change.
+In repose my French halts, but when roused it acquires both speed and
+point; yet none of my idioms disturbed the concierge at his window. And
+now I was visited by inspiration. I seized the chain and rang the
+tocsin. It sounded as if Attila were coming at once. Somebody would have
+come, undoubtedly,--the whole _arrondissement_ I should think,--but
+after a few moments of that din, the head disappeared; in a few more the
+door was unlocked, and my companions preceded me with restraint yet with
+celerity across Catherine's gallery and out of Chenonceaux's front door
+and away, down the avenue to the railway, whilst I delivered some final
+idioms to the concierge. I am happy to record that these made him livid,
+and in the presence of a highly attentive audience. But--we had in truth
+small idea with whom we were dealing. Some time later we got final news
+of him. He had committed a murder, been caught, tried, convicted,
+sentenced, and executed.
+
+You will remember the British lady at the Hotel de l'Univers in Tours,
+who, in her description of Amboise, pronounced curious to rhyme with
+glorious. Her kind was still pervading the quieter hotels of the
+continent (the Hotel de l'Univers was still quiet) while her more
+muscular sister was still climbing all the Alps in valiant weeds. This
+time, another of the identical type sat next me at the table d'hote, and
+from the corner of my eye I perceived her to be making endless and
+surreptitious dives with her head at my bottle of Vouvray mousseux.
+Becoming sure that this was neither St. Vitus's dance nor kleptomania,
+but a desire to learn the name of my wine, I made her a slight bow,
+turning my bottle so that she could more easily read its label; at which
+she squeaked skittishly, 'I-didn't-think-you'd-see-me!'
+
+
+III
+
+The mid-Victorian spinster was gone, the automobile was come, the much
+expanded Hotel de l'Univers was quiet no more and had abandoned the
+table d'hote for small tables when next I saw Chenonceaux. Eager as I
+had been to return to it, still more did I desire to enjoy that
+particular pleasure which one takes in introducing a scene one delights
+in to a friend. We were, this time, as we had been the first time, a
+party of three, and the day was July 4, 1914; but in the Cathedral of
+Bourges that morning, and at Montrichard and along the Cher that
+forenoon, firecrackers seemed remote. Later, the Hotel de l'Univers had
+illuminations and national melodies for the benefit of its American
+patrons--these having now swelled to the lucrative proportions of
+invasion.
+
+But Chenonceaux hadn't changed, Chenonceaux looked just as young as
+ever. Its bright, serene aspect showed no confusion at changing masters
+so often. To my friends it more than fulfilled my promises for it, while
+for me it was even fairer than my memory. The concierge, a woman this
+time, told her band of sightseers enough, but much less than she knew.
+She had acquired (one somehow divined and discerned) a certain scorn
+for her sightseers. She had found (one saw) the affluent automobile to
+be the chariot of well-informed stomachs, but seldom of intelligences
+which had ever heard, or would ever care to hear, about Madame Dupin and
+her many distinguished guests. They knew their Michelin, where to buy
+_petrol_ along the road, which roads to avoid; and the road they had
+particularly avoided was the one conducting to civilization. Some of
+them were present on this occasion with their goggles, their magenta
+veils, and their brass voices. To these the concierge imparted what she
+deemed them able to digest. She didn't mention the _Devin du
+Village_--but I did! This brought an immediate _rapprochement_, as we
+lingered with her behind the departing goggles. She knew and loved her
+Chenonceaux; her scorn fell from her; but she told us nothing so
+interesting as the fact that during the last twelvemonth _twenty
+thousand_ visitors had given each their required franc to see the place.
+The chateau, at this rate, will pay its way down the ages.
+
+But what of the Bon-Laboureur? If the mid-Victorian spinster and the
+table d'hote hadn't survived the pace of the new century, what had the
+automobile done to the innocent village inn? I hope you will be glad to
+learn that it hadn't--as yet--done much. I have now reached the third of
+those meals which I mentioned at the outset. The Bon-Laboureur seemed a
+little larger,--people were lunching in two rooms instead of one, and
+out behind, kitchenward, there was a hint of bustle and of chauffeurs,
+and perhaps the personal note of welcome was fainter. But it wasn't
+quite absent; and still the food was excellent, still the service was
+courteous, a pleasant young woman waiting; and I felt that here was a
+good, small tradition still somewhat holding out against the
+beleaguering pressure of the wholesale. So I spoke to the pleasant young
+woman and inquired if the old _patronne_ were still living.
+
+'Mais si, monsieur!' I was, to my astonishment, answered. 'A deux pas
+d'ici.'
+
+The personal note of welcome warmed up on learning that I was an old
+visitor here; the patronne would value a call from one who remembered
+her good cooking; she was now very old; she had sold the business and
+the good-will; she lived very quietly; would I not go to see her? And
+her house was pointed out to me.
+
+Along the street of the little white village I went, slowly, in the
+midsummer warmth. The grape-leaves, trailing and basking on the walls,
+the full-leaved trees, the light and laziness of earth and sky, conveyed
+the same hush of repose that had exhaled from the golden autumn and the
+delicate spring I remembered so well; in this July sunshine, also, the
+pleasant land lay dreamy and unvexed. At a door standing slightly open,
+I knocked. Though a pause followed, I felt I had been heard; then I was
+bidden to enter, by a very old voice. Two rooms were accessible from the
+tiny hall, but I entered the right one, and there by the window sat the
+patronne. I had remembered her as moving alertly round her table, quiet
+and vigorous, above average height. All of this was gone; and as her
+dark, feeble eyes looked at me, I felt in them a certain apprehension,
+and found myself unpremeditatedly saying,--
+
+'Madame, I trust you will not think ill of an intruder when you learn
+why it is that he has ventured to knock at your door. They assured me
+you would like my visit. Here is my little story: One Sunday afternoon
+in September, 1882, three travelers came to the Bon-Laboureur. I was one
+of them; and never forgetting your excellent meal and service, I
+returned at my first opportunity, in April, 1896. Meanwhile that good
+meal of yours, and you its hostess, had been mentioned in a book by
+another of those three guests; and you told me of the prosperity this
+had brought you. Since that visit, thirty-two years ago, I have become a
+writer of books too. Of me you will not have heard, but you cannot have
+forgotten Mr. Henry James, whose praise brought so many guests to the
+Bon-Laboureur.'
+
+Her eyes, during my speech, had awakened, and now she stood up.
+
+'My servant is absent,' she said, 'or you would not have had to come in
+so. But my son lives close by in that large place. He will like very
+much to see you. I will call him.'
+
+She would have gone for him on her trembling feet, but this I begged she
+would not do; I had but five minutes; friends were waiting for me.
+
+'I am ninety years old,' she said. 'Ah, monsieur, il est bien triste de
+vieillir. One has nothing any more.' She became suddenly moved, and
+tears fell from her.
+
+I need not recall the little talk we had then. Strangers though we were,
+we did not speak as strangers; the memories that rose in each of us, so
+separate, so different, flowed together in some way, united beneath our
+spoken words, and made them sacred. But I may record that she got out
+her old books to show me, her registry-books of the Bon-Laboureur,
+little, old, modest volumes, where in many handwritings through many
+years the names of her guests had been inscribed. They had come from
+almost everywhere in the world. No longer strong enough, she had parted
+with the business and the good-will; but from these tokens of her past
+she could not part. She clung to the inanimate survivals of her good
+days and her renown. And on a blank page of the last volume which she
+placed before me, putting a pen in my hand, I wrote briefly for her of
+my three pilgrimages to her _petit pays_. Of the international
+distinction of her son she was touchingly and justly proud: famous
+peonies have spread his name wide as their cultivator and producer. For
+this, too, was the Bon-Laboureur in its way responsible.
+
+Perhaps I may not see it again, or its grand neighbor, the chateau, that
+secular shrine of a vivacious and select Past. But I shall need no
+Michelin, or Baedeker, or Joanne, to guide my memories thither. They are
+with me, every moment and breath of them, for my perpetual delight, a
+safe possession, unweakened and undimmed; and to conjure them before me
+it needs no more than the haunting syllables of Chenonceaux and the
+quaint, cherished volumes of the patronne.
+
+ IN CHENONCEAUX
+
+ My noiseless thoughts, if changed to their just sound
+ Amid these courts of silence once so gay
+ With love and wit, that here full pleasure found
+ Where Kings put off their crowned cares to play,
+ Would shake in laughter at some jest unheard;
+ Would sing like viols in a saraband;
+ Would whisper kisses--but express no word
+ That would not be too dim to understand.
+
+ Like to a child, who far from ocean's flood
+ Against his ear a shell doth fondly hold
+ To hear the murmur that is his own blood,
+ And half believes the fairy-tale he's told,
+ So I within this shell mistake my sea
+ Of musing for the tide of History.
+
+
+
+
+The Other Side
+
+By Margaret Sherwood
+
+
+Like every other attentive reader of our periodical literature, I am
+increasingly aware of our persistent exposure of sin and wrong-doing in
+high places and in low; like many another attentive reader, I am growing
+a bit rebellious against this constant demand and supply in the matter
+of information regarding recent evil. Have we not grown over-alert in
+the search for this special kind of news? We take vice with our
+breakfast porridge; perjury with our after-dinner coffee; our essayists
+vie with one another in seeing who can write up the most startling story
+of crimes; and it is a bankrupt family nowadays that cannot produce one
+member to expose civic or political corruption. Undoubtedly much genuine
+ethical impulse lies back of all this; undoubtedly, too, much of the
+picturesque and spectacular treatment springs from a desire to startle,
+and ministers, in many a reader who would scorn paper-covered fiction,
+to a love of the sensational. Surely it must seem to the people of other
+countries that we take pride in the immensity of our sins, as we take
+pride in Niagara, in the length of the Mississippi, in the extent of our
+western plains.
+
+Many may be, and must be, the good effects of throwing the searchlight
+upon dark places, but the constant glare of the searchlight bids fair to
+rob us of our normal vision of life. My poor mind has become a
+storehouse of misdeeds not my own. I am sick with iniquity; I walk
+abroad under the shadow of infamy, and I sup with horrors. I shrink from
+meeting my friends,--not that they are not the best people in the world,
+but I dread lest they pour into my ears some newly acquired knowledge of
+wrong-doing. For me, as for others, the sun of noonday is clouded by
+graft, bribery, treachery, and corruption; and I fear to close my eyes
+in the dark because of the pictured crimes that crowd before them.
+Suppose poor Christian had had to drag after him not only his own bag of
+transgressions, but those of Mr. Worldly Wiseman, Mr. Facing-both-ways,
+and all the denizens of Vanity Fair, what chance would he ever have had
+of getting out of the Slough of Despond?
+
+It is not that I wish to shirk; I am not afraid of facing anything that
+I ought to know, and I have not the slightest doubt that we are all, in
+great measure, responsible for our neighbors' sins. But I am not sure
+that we are taking the wisest way to mend them. It seems to me
+incontestable that, with the large issues of individual and of national
+well-being in mind, we are over-doing the exposure, and slighting the
+incentives to right action; emphasizing the negative at the expense of
+the positive; and that, with our weakening convictions regarding the
+things that are right, it is dangerous to go on loudly proclaiming the
+things that are wrong. We are much in the position of a village
+improvement society which has pulled down a bridge because it is
+rotting, and is impotent to build another and a better. We have invested
+our national all in wrecking machinery, and have nothing left for
+constructive tools. It is said that in our explosive setting forth of
+civic and national wrong-doing, we are all too prone to stop with the
+explosion, as if mere knowledge of these things would set them right.
+Mere knowledge never yet set anything right; only the ceaselessly
+active, creative will can fashion a world of law out of chaos.
+
+Of the criticism often made that exposure of wrong should be followed,
+more closely than is done here, by constructive action, if anything is
+to be really effected, it is not my task to speak. The aspect of the
+matter which interests me especially concerns the youth of the land; it
+is the educational aspect. Not through loud wailing over evil can a
+nation be built, but through resolute dwelling with high ideals. In
+certain ugly tendencies of recent years among the young, as, for
+instance, the unabashed sensuality of much of the modern dancing, may we
+not detect, perhaps, a cynical assumption that life is at basis
+corrupt,--a natural result of continued harping on evil things, and of
+failure to keep before them images of moral beauty? Our magazine writers
+would be far better employed, if, instead of making our ears constantly
+resound with reports of civic iniquities, they were, part of the time at
+least, studying Plato's _Republic_, and filling mind and soul with the
+hope of the perfect state. Wrong things we dare hope are of small and
+fleeting consequence as compared with the right; it is not the sin of
+Judas Iscariot, but the righteousness of his Master, that has brought
+the human race a gleam of hope and possible redemption. When I was told,
+not long ago, of a student in one of our great universities who had
+elected 'Criminology 16,' I could not help reflecting that he might far
+better have taken Idealistic Philosophy I.
+
+Whether or not our study of evil should be lessened, our study of the
+good needs to be vastly strengthened. We are losing the vision! 'Your
+old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions,' said the
+prophet, in promising wonders in the heavens and in the earth, after his
+account of fasting, weeping, mourning, and beating the breast. There is
+a time for beating the breast and for tearing the hair, and of this we
+have had our day, but perpetual sitting upon the ash-heap and howling
+will not raise the walls of state. Sitting there may, in time, even
+become a luxury; can it be that we are doing so much of it partly
+because it is easier, and because the heaven-sent task of building up
+and shaping is too hard for us?
+
+Take away from youth the power of seeing visions, of dreaming dreams,
+and you take away the future. It would behoove us to remember, perhaps,
+that the eras of great deeds have not been eras of analysis, but eras
+when the creative imagination was at work. Yet our modern mental habit
+is overwhelmingly a habit of analysis, for which science, in teaching us
+to pick the world to bits, is partly, though not wholly, responsible. It
+has brought us an immense amount of interesting information; it has
+brought also a danger whose gravity we can hardly estimate, in the
+constant lessening of the synthetic power. The power to image, to
+fashion high ideals, and to create along the line of the imagining, is
+weakening, instead of growing more strong. In the glorious days of Queen
+Elizabeth, in the unparalleled days of Periclean Athens, great ideals
+formed themselves before men's eyes and great achievements followed;
+emotion, hope, vision, shaped human nature to great issues. I wonder
+what influence those perfect marble representations of perfect form had
+upon the very bodies of the youths and the maidens of Athens, what
+creative force they exercised,--the imaginative grasp of the perfect
+reaching forward toward perfectness in the human being. I wonder what
+influence the character of Sir Philip Sidney alone, with 'high-erected
+thoughts seated in a heart of courtesy,' has had upon succeeding
+generations of English youth. 'A man to be greatly good,' said Shelley,
+'must imagine intensely and comprehensively.'
+
+Here my quarrel with our present intellectual trend and our present
+system of education becomes more acute. We are not only losing the habit
+of mind that fosters idealism, but we are more and more breaking with
+the past. The door of that storehouse of noble thought and noble example
+is being slowly but firmly closed, and there is little in modern
+teaching that can meet the inroads made by the devastating knowledge of
+evil of which we have been speaking; little that can build up where this
+tears down. Study of Greek life, with its incomparable power of shaping
+existence toward the beautiful, is all but cast aside; most
+unfortunately now, when, with the rush of ignorant peoples to our
+shores, it might have a far-reaching potency never attained before. The
+ignorance of contemporary youth regarding that other and finer
+loveliness of 'Gospel books' is amazing. More and more we are stripped
+of the humanities; the incredulity of science in contemplating
+philosophy, art, literature, as part of the educational curriculum, is
+full of menace. There has never been, I think, in the history of the
+civilized world, a time when people were so anxious to cast off the
+past. In our eager Marathon race of material and physical progress we
+want to go as lightly equipped as possible. The aeroplane carries small
+luggage; our light modern mind is ever ready to throw overboard even its
+precious heritage, in its eagerness for swift flight. As earlier days
+have reverenced the old, we reverence the new, and are all too
+insistently contemporaneous.
+
+We need, as we never needed before, a broader and deeper study of
+history, of philosophy, of literature; for most of our young, a
+knowledge of the mental and spiritual past of the race is of far greater
+importance than a knowledge of the physical past, at the amoeba stage,
+or any other. Science, much as it can do for us, can never meet our
+deepest need; the world of imaginative beauty and the world of ethical
+endeavor are apart from its domain. It has no spring to touch the will,
+yet that which has, the magnificent inheritance of our literature, is
+more and more neglected for the latest machinery that applied science
+has devised, or the most recent treatise on insect, bird, or worm. It is
+well to study insect, bird, and worm, for they are endlessly
+interesting, but I maintain that neither the full sum of knowledge
+concerning them, nor even the ultimate fact about the ultimate star, can
+be a substitute for knowledge of the idealism of Thomas Carlyle, of the
+categorical imperative of Kant,--for that study of the humanities which
+means preserving, for the upbuilding of youth, that which was best and
+finest in the past, as we go on toward the future.
+
+If the swift retort should come, from those who think the present the
+only era of attainment and the physical world the only source of wisdom,
+that the past is full of villainies, of lapses from high standards, one
+can but say that for ethical purposes our study should be frankly a
+selective study, emphasizing the fine and high, subordinating the evil.
+There is no hypocrisy in such selection; there is deliberate choice of
+the higher upon which to dwell, as a formative power, quickening feeling
+and imagination. I have heard it said that a woman, by resolute dwelling
+on things noble and pure, may shape the inner nature of her unborn
+child, and I have faith to believe it. Even so should the nation yet to
+be be shaped by resolute dwelling on the good. It was not all cowardice,
+as many a present writer thinks, that led the mothers of earlier days to
+say little to their sons and daughters regarding evil things, and much
+regarding right things. Doubtless greater frankness would have been
+better, yet I doubt if our protracted dwelling on the evil will produce
+better results.
+
+Should any one object that this emphasis on the good means suppression
+of the truth, we can but reply that, for the rational soul, the truth is
+not necessarily the mechanically worked-out sum of all the facts. That
+we have forgotten the distinction between fact--that which has indeed
+come to pass, but which may be momentary--and truth, which endures, is
+one of the many signs of what William Sharp calls the 'spiritual
+degradation' of our time. Much of our modern thinking and teaching, much
+of our realistic fiction, rests upon a failure to make the distinction;
+much that is indisputable in individual instances of wrong-doing may be,
+thank God! false in the long run.
+
+'That is not true, scientifically true,' we hear often in regard to some
+fine hope or aspiration of the race; but in the real import of the term
+there is no such thing as scientific truth. It is a pity that a word of
+such profound and distinctive meaning should come to be more and more
+exclusively identified with the observation of physical phenomena, and
+the formulation of physical laws, whereas the very root-meaning of the
+word true, from Anglo-Saxon _treowe_, signifying faithful, gives
+justification for the idealist's belief that vital truth is partly a
+matter of the will, not of mere perception and of intellectual
+deductions drawn therefrom. We have need of deeper truth than that of
+mere fact; and the truth that shall set us free is a truth of choice, of
+selection; it embraces that part of human thought and human experience
+which is worth keeping.
+
+Faithfulness to the best and finest in the past and in the present,
+rather than horrified gaping at the present's worst, is the attitude
+that means continued and bettered life, for we become what we will. What
+are we offering, in the way of concrete examples, or of finely expressed
+thought about virtue, to the young, to the ignorant nations who are
+pouring in upon us, that will help them form their vision of the
+perfect? With our narrowing knowledge of the greater past, our choice of
+heroes becomes more and more local and national, yet our hierarchy of
+sacred dead is too small to afford that variety of heroic action and
+heroic choice that should always be kept before the minds of youth. We
+teach them that George Washington never told a lie; we teach them
+something--and there could be nothing better--of Lincoln; but those two
+figures are lonely upon Olympus, and the great tragic story of the way
+in which Lincoln faced the greatest crisis in our history will not alone
+suffice to help the everyday citizen shape his thought and action toward
+constructive idealism. The lesser heroes of our young republic have
+acquitted themselves nobly in this struggle and in that, but the
+struggles have been too closely akin in nature to give the embryo hero
+that breadth and depth of nurture that he requires. We need an enlarged
+vision of history, and the sight of great men of all ages faithful to
+small tasks as to great; we need the companionship of heroes of other
+times and of other nations, and not of military heroes alone. Saint
+Francis with his unceasing tenderness to man and beast, Father Damien at
+work among the lepers, might far better occupy the pages of our
+magazines, than the pictured deeds of criminals and the achievements of
+contemporary multimillionaires.
+
+If we need a wider range of concrete examples of the good, we need
+still more a wider range of nobly expressed ideals. Our thought grows
+narrow; we smother for lack of breathing space. Benjamin Franklin's
+philosophy was far from grasping the best of life, yet we remember him
+better than we do our Emerson, whose plea for spiritual values as the
+only real ones is lost in the louder and louder groaning of the wheels
+of our machinery. The idealism that is taught the young in Sunday
+schools is too often inextricably bound up with unnecessary theology;
+and many and many a pupil, in discarding the latter, discards the other
+also. The ideal of success upheld in much journalistic admonition is
+often rather mean and low; the young of this country need no printed
+incentives to urge them into commercialism and the victories of trade.
+The best influences that are being brought to bear upon them are those
+which concern social responsibilities and the needs of the poor. Yet all
+this thought and endeavor should supplement and not supersede, as it is
+doing, a deep concern with the things of the spirit; and no admonition
+regarding hygiene for one's self or others is a substitute for--
+
+ A sense sublime
+ Of something far more deeply interfused,
+ Whose dwelling is the light of setting suns,
+ And the round ocean, and the living air,
+ And the blue sky, and in the mind of man;
+ A motion and a spirit, that impels
+ All thinking things, all objects of all thought
+ And rolls through all things.
+
+The great things of the past in all nations, history can teach us; the
+possible, both literature and philosophy can teach us. We must forego no
+noble expression of idealistic faith, lest we impoverish our own souls,
+and beggar those who come after us. The pure intellectual passion of
+Bacon's _Advancement of Learning_, the noble stoicism of Marcus
+Aurelius, the spiritual vision of Plato, of Spenser, the heroic strain
+of Wordsworth's 'Liberty Sonnets' and his 'Happy Warrior,' Shelley's
+ardent and generous sympathy, Browning's dynamic spiritual force, should
+make up part of our life and thought, checking our insistent impulse
+toward mechanical things, and correcting the evil within and without.
+More than anything else, we need a revival of interest in great poetry.
+
+'Now therein of all sciences,' said Sir Philip Sidney, 'is our poet the
+monarch. For he doth not only show the way, but giveth so sweet a
+prospect into the way as will entice any man to enter it.... He cometh
+to you with words set in delightful proportion, either accompanied with,
+or prepared for, the well-enchanting skill of music; and with a tale,
+forsooth, he cometh unto you, with a tale which holdeth children from
+play, and old men from the chimney-corner, and, pretending no more, doth
+intend the winning of the mind from wickedness to virtue.'
+
+The poet's 'perfect picture' of the good, the great image, causes noble
+passion, wakes us out of our 'habitual calm,' and stirs us almost
+beyond our possibilities. The imagination is the miracle-working power
+in human nature; through it alone can the human soul come to its own.
+Only that which is fine and high can feed it aright, while baseness can
+make of it a destructive tool of terrible power. As I think back to
+childhood, I can remember the devastating effect that one tale of
+cruelty had upon my mind, haunting me by day in vivid pictures, turning
+my dreams to horror, and making me, while the obsession lasted, believe
+that the world of grown folk must be all alike cruel. So, too, the
+compelling vision of the good came through concrete instances; and the
+people, both the living and the dead, in whom I passionately believed,
+shaped all my faith.
+
+The imagination of youth,--there is no power like it, no machine that
+can equal it in dynamic force, nothing so full of power, so full of
+danger. We become that which we look upon, contemplate, remember; it is
+for this that I dread the ultimate effect of the long, imaginative
+picturing of our neighbor's sins now presented in our periodicals.
+Images of evil can hardly help dimming and tarnishing the bright ideals
+of youth; is there no way--with all our modern wisdom can we find no
+way--of limiting our exposure of crime to the people who can be of
+service in helping check it, and keeping it from those who cannot help,
+but can only be silently hurt? A moment, an hour of some fresh vision,
+and a child's destiny is perhaps decided for good or for ill. One
+afternoon's reading of Spenser made the boy Keats a poet; who, knowing
+the potency of brief experience in the flush of youth, can doubt the
+lasting wrong wrought again and again by the sudden shock of contact
+with things evil?
+
+Many images of wrong must of necessity come to the young; let them not
+be multiplied in our feverish and morbid fashion of to-day. Above all,
+let them be crowded out by constant suggestion of noble images and noble
+thought, which will work both consciously and subconsciously, shaping
+the dream when the dreamer is least aware. To hold up before the ardent
+and impressionable young that which they may become in strength, in
+purity, would surely be better than placing before them this perpetual
+moving-picture show of our civic and national transgressions. I can but
+believe, as I read article after article of exposure, that this
+continued presentation to youth of the unholy side of life, with our
+increasing tendency to make education a mere matter of the intellect and
+of the eye, is bound to lessen the moral energy of the race. Would it
+not be better if we were more diligent in searching history, philosophy,
+literature, for 'whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are
+lovely, whatsoever things are of good report,' and in bidding the young
+think on these things?
+
+
+
+
+On Authors
+
+By Margaret Preston Montague
+
+
+I write myself; therefore I feel free to say what I please about
+authors; but if you, sir, or madam, who read, but do not write, were to
+give voice to the reflections that are even now beginning to distill
+from my pencil, I should doubtless resent them. And here, indeed, I am
+faced by the sudden reflection that much of what I say myself I might
+resent in the mouths of others. This leads to a whole new train of
+thought, which, however, I refuse to take, and board instead the one I
+set out for,--The Authors' Unlimited. There are many things to be
+remarked about authors, but in so short a paper it is possible to touch
+upon only a very few. One of the first facts that strikes the
+investigator in this field is that members of my profession do not
+always appear to endear themselves to those with whom they have
+dealings.
+
+'What do you think of authors?' I once asked an editor.
+
+'I hate 'em!' he answered without a moment's hesitation.
+
+Another editor assured me, with a weary sigh, that authors were 'kittle
+cattle.' This affords a writer a little leap of amusement. So editors
+suffer from authors, even as authors from editors! Well, yes, we _are_
+kittle cattle! But some of this is due, no doubt, to what people expect
+of us. I was presented once to a lady who immediately fixed me with an
+eager eye.
+
+'I am making a study of the habits of authors,' she announced. (Here a
+dreadful sinking of the heart assailed me.) 'Kindly tell me at what hour
+you retire.'
+
+'Usually at half-past ten,' I answered wretchedly.
+
+At that, as I had expected, her eyebrows went up. 'The author of _When
+All Was Dark_,' she informed me, 'sits up all night. She says she cannot
+sleep until she has savored the dawn.' However, she was kind enough to
+give me another chance. 'What do you eat?' she asked.
+
+'Three hearty meals a day,' I answered.
+
+'Not _breakfast_!' she pleaded. 'Why, St. George Dreamer _never_ takes
+more than three drops of brandy on a lump of sugar in the morning. Just
+the sight of a coffee cup will upset his work for a week.'
+
+And then she left me, sure, I have no doubt, that no real author could
+confess to such distressingly normal habits as mine.
+
+Doubtless she is an eager reader of all those little paragraphs
+informing us how authors write. How this one has to have his black mammy
+rub his head for an hour before he can even think of work; and that one
+confesses that to write a love scene she must have the odor of decayed
+bananas in the room. Well, the world would be a sadder place without
+these little paragraphs. Would that I had something of a like nature to
+offer! But alas! I have no black mammy, and the smell of over-ripe fruit
+leaves my hero cold. Also, to give forth such gems of information one
+must be able to observe a certain rule. It is, Don't laugh or you might
+wake up. This rule is always sacredly in force at literary gatherings.
+The fact of being an author, and of being at an authors' meeting,
+induces, it appears, an intense seriousness. In my younger days I did
+not realize this, and once at a gathering of this nature, I asked a
+carefree question. 'Do you think,' I inquired of the author next me,
+'that it is possible for an unmusical person to write verse?'
+
+I confess now that I put the question somewhat in the spirit of the
+Irishman, who, asking after his friend's health, added, 'Not that I care
+a damn, but it makes conversation.' Heaven defend me from ever again
+making so much conversation! A gleam shot up in my author's eye. 'Let us
+go over and ask Professor ---- ' he cried. 'He wrote _What Poets Cannot
+Do_. He's just the man to tell us!' And before I could escape, he
+dragged me through the press of authors, and flung me before the
+professor, with the tag, 'Unmusical, but aspires to write verse,--is
+this possible?'
+
+I know now how the beetle feels beneath the microscope. Seeing the
+little group we made, two young authors 'hurried up, and more, and more,
+and more.' They surrounded me to listen, to inspect, to comment; they
+asked one another eager questions about me, they compared notes, they
+appealed to the author of _What Poets Cannot Do_, and always their
+dreadful eyes were fixed upon me. Never, never again will I dare the
+dreadful seriousness of an authors' meeting with an idle question!
+
+I have also learned another lesson. It is how to converse with authors.
+I shudder now to think of my early and crude attempts in this matter.
+The remembrance of one particular occasion stands out with dreadful
+vividness. I had been introduced to a distinguished writer. She raised
+her eyes to mine for a wan instant, a pale flicker of recognition passed
+over her face, and then--silence. Readers,--nay, let me call you friends
+while I make this terrible confession,--_I broke that silence!_ I was
+young; I did not understand. I do now. I have never been able since to
+read 'The Ancient Mariner'--I know too well the awfulness of having shot
+an albatross. 'The lady,' I said to my inexperienced self, 'does not
+care to converse; she expects you to do so.' Accordingly, I broke into
+light and cheerful talk, something in conversation corresponding, I
+fear, to what in dry goods the clerk recommends as 'a nice line of
+spring styles.' I realize that only a series of illustrations can make
+the situation clear. Imagine then, if you please, a tinkling cymbal
+serenading a smouldering volcano; a puppy trying to woo the Sphinx to a
+game of tag; sunlit waves breaking upon a 'stern and rock-bound coast,'
+and you may get a faint idea of the situation. I began almost
+immediately to experience that far-from-home sensation of which
+Humpty-Dumpty speaks with so much feeling. As I beheld one after another
+of my little remarks dash itself to nothingness against that stern and
+rock-bound coast, only the time and the place kept me from bursting into
+tears. Fortunately it did not last too long. In another minute one or
+the other of us would have shattered into the maniac's wild laughter.
+And I have every reason to fear that I should have been that one.
+Others, however, realizing the awful thing I was doing, rushed up and
+separated us. Sympathetic hands were stretched to her; low words were
+murmured, and she was drawn into a secluded corner where her silence
+might be preserved from any further onslaughts of a like sacrilegious
+nature. But no one stretched a hand to _me_; no sympathetic words were
+murmured in _my_ ear!
+
+I now know that in conversations with authors there should be long
+pauses. This is because every remark, after being received by the ear,
+must be submitted to a strict brain analysis, and then given a soul-bath
+before it is proper to venture a reply. I have found, also, that in
+answering too quickly, I myself lose caste. I now make it a point never
+to respond to a question addressed to me by an author until I have
+counted twenty. If the author is very distinguished, I make it fifty for
+good measure.
+
+Much more remains to be said about authors. I realize that I have, as it
+were, merely scraped the surface of the subject. Space, however, allows
+me only room to add one last anecdote. But this one may indeed prove
+more illuminating than all that has gone before. Once, then, in a
+certain city where I was visiting, I was invited to attend a meeting of
+its authors' club. 'Now at this meeting,' I instructed myself before
+going, 'you will probably encounter the most serious species of author
+native to this climate.' Accordingly I set forth with a light and
+expectant heart. As I entered the hall I was aware of another person
+entering from an opposite door,--a serious, awkward person, with just
+that peculiar, vague, and almost feeble-minded expression that I have
+come to associate with writers in general. 'Behold, my child, the
+SERIOUS AUTHOR,' I commented happily to myself. I looked again, and saw
+it was _myself in a mirror_!
+
+
+
+
+The Provincial American
+
+By Meredith Nicholson
+
+ _Viola._ What country, friends, is this?
+
+ _Captain._ Illyria, lady.
+
+ _Viola._ And what should I do in Illyria?
+ My brother he is in Elysium.
+
+ _--Twelfth Night._
+
+
+I am a provincial American. My forbears were farmers or country-town
+folk. They followed the long trail over the mountains out of Virginia
+and North Carolina, with brief sojourns in Western Pennsylvania and
+Kentucky. My parents were born, the one in Kentucky, the other in
+Indiana, within two and four hours of the spot where I pen these
+reflections, and I was a grown man and had voted before I saw the sea or
+any Eastern city.
+
+In attempting to illustrate the provincial point of view out of my own
+experiences I am moved by no wish to celebrate either the Hoosier
+commonwealth--which has not lacked nobler advertisement--or myself; but
+by the hope that I may cheer many who, flung by fate upon the world's
+byways, shuffle and shrink under the reproach of their metropolitan
+brethren.
+
+Mr. George Ade has said, speaking of our freshwater colleges, that
+Purdue University, his own alma mater, offers everything that Harvard
+provides except the sound of _a_ as in father. I have been told that I
+speak our _lingua rustica_ only slightly corrupted by urban contacts.
+Anywhere east of Buffalo I should be known as a Westerner; I could not
+disguise myself if I would. I find that I am most comfortable in a town
+whose population does not exceed a fifth of a million,--the kind of
+place that enjoys street-car transfers, a woman's club, and a post
+office with carrier delivery.
+
+
+I
+
+Across a hill-slope that knew my childhood, a bugle's grieving melody
+used to float often through the summer twilight. A highway lay hidden in
+the little vale below, and beyond it the unknown musician was quite
+concealed, and was never visible to the world I knew. Those trumpetings
+have lingered always in my memory, and color my recollection of all that
+was near and dear in those days. Men who had left camp and field for the
+soberer routine of civil life were not yet fully domesticated. My bugler
+was merely solacing himself for lost joys by recurring to the vocabulary
+of the trumpet. I am confident that he enjoyed himself; and I am equally
+sure that his trumpetings peopled the dusk for me with great captains
+and mighty armies, and touched with a certain militancy all my youthful
+dreaming.
+
+No American boy born during or immediately after the Civil War can have
+escaped in those years the vivid impressions derived from the sight and
+speech of men who had fought its battles, or women who had known its
+terror and grief. Chief among my playthings on that peaceful hillside
+was the sword my father had borne at Shiloh and on to the sea; and I
+remember, too, his uniform coat and sash and epaulets and the tattered
+guidon of his battery, that, falling to my lot as toys, yet imparted to
+my childish consciousness a sense of what war had been. The young
+imagination was kindled in those days by many and great names. Lincoln,
+Grant, and Sherman were among the first lispings of Northern children of
+my generation; and in the little town where I was born, lived men who
+had spoken with them face to face. I did not know, until I sought them
+later for myself, the fairy tales that are every child's birthright; and
+I imagine that children of my generation heard less of
+
+ old, unhappy, far-off things
+ And battles long ago,
+
+and more of the men and incidents of contemporaneous history. Great
+spirits still on earth were sojourning. I saw several times, in his last
+years, the iron-willed Hoosier War Governor, Oliver P. Morton. By the
+time I was ten, a broader field of observation opening through my
+parents' removal to the state capital, I had myself beheld Grant and
+Sherman; and every day I passed in the street men who had been partners
+with them in the great, heroic, sad, splendid struggle. These things I
+set down as a background for the observations that follow,--less as text
+than as point of departure; yet I believe that bugler, sounding charge
+and retreat and taps in the dusk, and those trappings of war beneath
+whose weight I strutted upon that hillside, did much toward establishing
+in me a certain habit of mind. From that hillside I have since
+ineluctably viewed my country and my countrymen and the larger world.
+
+Emerson records Thoreau's belief that 'the flora of Massachusetts
+embraced almost all the important plants of America,--most of the oaks,
+most of the willows, the best pines, the ash, the maple, the beech, the
+nuts. He returned Kane's arctic voyage to a friend of whom he had
+borrowed it, with the remark, that most of the phenomena noted might be
+observed in Concord.'
+
+The complacency of the provincial mind is due less, I believe, to
+stupidity and ignorance, than to the fact that every American county is
+in a sense complete, a political and social unit, in which the sovereign
+rights of a free people are expressed by the courthouse and town hall,
+spiritual freedom by the village church-spire, and hope and aspiration
+in the school-house. Every reader of American fiction, particularly in
+the realm of the short story, must have observed the great variety of
+quaint and racy characters disclosed. These are the _dramatis personae_
+of that great American novel which some one has said is being written in
+installments. Writers of fiction hear constantly of characters who would
+be well worth their study. In reading two recent novels that penetrate
+to the heart of provincial life, Mr. White's _A Certain Rich Man_ and
+Mrs. Watts's _Nathan Burke_, I felt that the characters depicted might,
+with unimportant exceptions, have been found almost anywhere in those
+American states that shared the common history of Kansas and Ohio. Mr.
+Winston Churchill, in his admirable novels of New England, has shown how
+closely the purely local is allied to the universal. 'Woodchuck
+sessions' have been held by many American legislatures.
+
+When _David Harum_ appeared, characters similar to the hero of that
+novel were reported in every part of the country. I rarely visit a town
+that has not its cracker-barrel philosopher, or a poet who would shine
+but for the callous heart of the magazine editor, or an artist of
+supreme though unrecognized talent, or a forensic orator of wonderful
+powers, or a mechanical genius whose inventions are bound to
+revolutionize the industrial world. In Maine, in the back room of a shop
+whose windows looked down upon a tidal river, I have listened to tariff
+discussions in the dialect of Hosea Biglow; and a few weeks later have
+heard farmers along the un-salt Wabash debating the same questions from
+a point of view that revealed no masted ships or pine woods, with a new
+sense of the fine tolerance and sanity and reasonableness of our
+American people. Mr. James Whitcomb Riley, one of the shrewdest students
+of provincial character, introduced me one day to a friend of his in a
+village near Indianapolis who bore a striking resemblance to Abraham
+Lincoln, and who had something of Lincoln's gift of humorous narration.
+This man kept a country store, and his attitude toward his customers,
+and 'trade' in general, was delicious in its drollery. Men said to be
+'like Lincoln' have not been rare in the Mississippi Valley, and
+politicians have been known to encourage belief in the resemblance.
+
+Colonel Higginson has said that in the Cambridge of his youth any member
+of the Harvard faculty could answer any question within the range of
+human knowledge; whereas in these days of specialization some man can
+answer the question, but it may take a week's investigation to find him.
+In 'our town'--a poor virgin, sir, an ill-favored thing, sir, but mine
+own!--I dare say it was possible in that _post bellum_ era to find men
+competent to deal with almost any problem. These were mainly men of
+humble beginnings and all essentially the product of our American
+provinces. I should like to set down briefly the ineffaceable impression
+some of these characters left upon me. I am precluded by a variety of
+considerations from extending this recital. The rich field of education
+I ignore altogether; and I may mention only those who have gone. As it
+is beside my purpose to prove that mine own people are other than
+typical of those of most American communities, I check my exuberance.
+Sad indeed the offending if I should protest too much!
+
+
+II
+
+In the days when the bugle still mourned across the vale, Lew Wallace
+was a citizen of my native town of Crawfordsville. There he had amused
+himself in the years immediately before the civil conflict, in drilling
+a company of 'Algerian Zouaves' known as the Montgomery Guards, of which
+my father was a member, and this was the nucleus of the Eleventh Indiana
+Regiment which Wallace commanded in the early months of the war. It is
+not, however, of Wallace's military services that I wish to speak now,
+nor of his writings, but of the man himself as I knew him later at the
+capital, at a time when, in the neighborhood of the federal building at
+Indianapolis, any boy might satisfy his longing for heroes with a sight
+of many of our Hoosier Olympians. He was of medium height, erect, dark
+to swarthiness, with finely chiseled features and keen, black eyes, with
+manners the most courtly, and a voice unusually musical and haunting.
+His appearance, his tastes, his manner, were strikingly Oriental.
+
+He had a strong theatric instinct, and his life was filled with
+drama--with melodrama, even. His curiosity led him into the study of
+many subjects, most of them remote from the affairs of his day. He was
+both dreamer and man of action; he could be 'idler than the idlest
+flowers,' yet he was always busy about something. He was an aristocrat
+and a democrat; he was wise and temperate, whimsical and injudicious in
+a breath. As a youth he had seen visions, and as an old man he dreamed
+dreams. The mysticism in him was deep-planted, and he was always a
+little aloof, a man apart. His capacity for detachment was like that of
+Sir Richard Burton, who, at a great company given in his honor, was
+found alone poring over a puzzling Arabic manuscript in an obscure
+corner of the house. Wallace, like Burton, would have reached Mecca, if
+chance had led him to that adventure.
+
+Wallace dabbled in politics without ever being a politician; and I might
+add that he practiced law without ever being, by any high standard, a
+lawyer. He once spoke of the law as 'that most detestable of human
+occupations.' First and last he tried his hand at all the arts. He
+painted a little; he moulded a little in clay; he knew something of
+music and played the violin; he made three essays in romance. As boy and
+man he went soldiering; he was a civil governor, and later a minister to
+Turkey. In view of his sympathetic interest in Eastern life and
+character, nothing could have been more appropriate than his appointment
+to Constantinople. The Sultan Abdul Hamid, harassed and anxious, used
+to send for him at odd hours of the night to come and talk to him, and
+offered him on his retirement a number of positions in the Turkish
+government.
+
+With all this rich experience of the larger world, he remained the
+simplest of natures. He was as interested in a new fishing-tackle as in
+a new book, and carried both to his houseboat on the Kankakee, where, at
+odd moments, he retouched a manuscript for the press, and discussed
+politics with the natives. Here was a man who could talk of the _Song of
+Roland_ as zestfully as though it had just been reported from the
+telegraph office.
+
+I frankly confess that I never met him without a thrill, even in his
+last years and when the ardor of my youthful hero worship may be said to
+have passed. He was an exotic, our Hoosier Arab, our story-teller of the
+bazaars. When I saw him in his last illness, it was as though I looked
+upon a gray sheik about to fare forth unawed toward unmapped oases.
+
+No lesson of the Civil War was more striking than that taught by the
+swift transitions of our citizen soldiery from civil to military life,
+and back again. This impressed me as a boy, and I used to wonder, as I
+passed my heroes on their peaceful errands in the street, why they had
+put down the sword when there must still be work somewhere for fighting
+men to do. The judge of the federal court at this time was Walter Q.
+Gresham, brevetted brigadier-general, who was destined later to adorn
+the cabinets of presidents of two political parties. He was cordial and
+magnetic; his were the handsomest and friendliest of brown eyes, and a
+noble gravity spoke in them. Among the lawyers who practiced before him
+were Benjamin Harrison and Thomas A. Hendricks, who became respectively
+President and Vice-President.
+
+Those Hoosiers who admired Gresham ardently were often less devotedly
+attached to Harrison, who lacked Gresham's warmth and charm. General
+Harrison was akin to the Covenanters who bore both Bible and sword into
+battle. His eminence in the law was due to his deep learning in its
+history and philosophy. Short of stature, and without grace of
+person,--with a voice pitched rather high,--he was a remarkably
+interesting and persuasive speaker. If I may so put it, his political
+speeches were addressed as to a trial judge rather than to a jury, his
+appeal being to reason and not to passion or prejudice. He could, in
+rapid flights of campaigning, speak to many audiences in a day without
+repeating himself. He was measured and urbane; his discourses abounded
+in apt illustration; he was never dull. He never stooped to pietistic
+clap-trap, or chanted the jaunty chauvinism that has so often caused the
+Hoosier stars to blink.
+
+Among the Democratic leaders of that period, Hendricks was one of the
+ablest, and a man of many attractive qualities. His dignity was always
+impressive, and his appearance suggested the statesman of an earlier
+time. It is one of immortality's harsh ironies that a man who was a
+gentleman, and who stood moreover pretty squarely for the policies that
+it pleased him to defend, should be published to the world in a bronze
+effigy in his own city as a bandy-legged and tottering tramp, in a frock
+coat that never was on sea or land.
+
+Joseph E. McDonald, a Senator in Congress, was held in affectionate
+regard by a wide constituency. He was an independent and vigorous
+character who never lost a certain raciness and tang. On my first timid
+venture into the fabled East I rode with him in a day-coach from
+Washington to New York on a slow train. At some point he saw a peddler
+of fried oysters on a station platform, alighted to make a purchase, and
+ate his luncheon quite democratically from the paper parcel in his car
+seat. He convoyed me across the ferry, asked where I expected to stop,
+and explained that he did not like the European plan; he liked, he said,
+to have 'full swing at a bill of fare.'
+
+I used often to look upon the towering form of Daniel W. Voorhees, whom
+Sulgrove, an Indiana journalist with a gift for translating Macaulay
+into Hoosierese, had named 'The Tall Sycamore of the Wabash.' In a
+crowded hotel lobby I can still see him, cloaked and silk-hatted, the
+centre of the throng, and my strict upbringing in the antagonistic
+political faith did not diminish my admiration for his eloquence.
+
+Such were some of the characters who came and went in the streets of our
+provincial capital in those days.
+
+
+III
+
+In discussions under captions similar to mine it is often maintained
+that railways, telegraphs, telephones, and newspapers are knitting us
+together, so that soon we shall all be keyed to a metropolitan pitch.
+The proof adduced in support of this is of the most trivial, but it
+strikes me as wholly undesirable that we should all be ironed out and
+conventionalized. In the matter of dress, for example, the women of our
+town used to take their fashions from _Godey's_ and _Peterson's via_
+Cincinnati; but now that we are only eighteen hours from New York, with
+a well-traveled path from the Wabash to Paris, my counselors among the
+elders declare that the tone of our society--if I may use so perilous a
+word--has changed little from our good old black alpaca days. The hobble
+skirt receives prompt consideration in the 'Main' street of any town,
+and is viewed with frank curiosity, but it is only a one day's wonder. A
+lively runaway or the barbaric yawp of a new street fakir may dethrone
+it at any time.
+
+New York and Boston tailors solicit custom among us biennially, but
+nothing is so stubborn as our provincial distrust of fine raiment. I
+looked with awe, in my boyhood, upon a pair of mammoth blue-jeans
+trousers that were flung high from a flagstaff in the centre of
+Indianapolis, in derision of a Democratic candidate for governor, James
+D. Williams, who was addicted to the wearing of jeans. The Democrats
+sagaciously accepted the challenge, made 'honest blue jeans' the
+battle-cry, and defeated Benjamin Harrison, the 'kid-glove' candidate of
+the Republicans. Harmless demagoguery this or bad judgment on the part
+of the Republicans; and yet I dare say that if the sartorial issue
+should again become acute in our politics the banner of bifurcated jeans
+would triumph now as then. A Hoosier statesman who to-day occupies high
+office once explained to me his refusal of sugar for his coffee by
+remarking that he didn't like to waste sugar that way; he wanted to keep
+it for his lettuce. I do not urge sugared lettuce as symbolizing our
+higher provincialism, but mayonnaise may be poison to men who are
+nevertheless competent to construe and administer law.
+
+It is much more significant that we are all thinking about the same
+things at the same time, than that Farnam Street, Omaha, and Fifth
+Avenue, New York, should vibrate to the same shade of necktie. The
+distribution of periodicals is so managed that California and Maine cut
+the leaves of their magazines on the same day. Rural free delivery has
+hitched the farmer's wagon to the telegraph office, and you can't buy
+his wife's butter now until he has scanned the produce market in his
+newspaper. This immediacy of contact does not alter the provincial point
+of view. New York and Texas, Oregon and Florida, will continue to see
+things at different angles, and it is for the good of all of us that
+this is so. We have no national political, social, or intellectual
+centre. There is no 'season' in New York, as in London, during which all
+persons distinguished in any of these particulars meet on common ground.
+Washington is our nearest approach to such a meeting-place, but it
+offers only short vistas. We of the country visit Boston for the
+symphony, or New York for the opera, or Washington to view the
+government machine at work, but nowhere do interesting people
+representative of all our ninety millions ever assemble under one roof.
+All our capitals are, as Lowell put it, 'fractional,' and we shall
+hardly have a centre while our country is so nearly a continent.
+
+Nothing in our political system could be wiser than our dispersion into
+provinces. Sweep from the map the lines that divide the states and we
+should huddle like sheep suddenly deprived of the protection of known
+walls and flung upon the open prairie. State lines and local pride are
+in themselves a pledge of stability. The elasticity of our system makes
+possible a variety of governmental experiments by which the whole
+country profits. We should all rejoice that the parochial mind is so
+open, so eager, so earnest, so tolerant. Even the most buckramed
+conservative on the Eastern coastline, scornful of the political
+follies of our far-lying provinces, must view with some interest the
+dallyings of Oregon with the Referendum, and of Des Moines with the
+Commission System. If Milwaukee wishes to try Socialism, the rest of us
+need not complain. Democracy will cease to be democracy when all its
+problems are solved and everybody votes the same ticket.
+
+States that produce the most cranks are prodigal of the corn that pays
+the dividends on the railroads the cranks despise. Indiana's amiable
+feeling toward New York is not altered by her sister's rejection or
+acceptance of the direct primary, a benevolent device of noblest
+intention, under which, not long ago, in my own commonwealth, my fellow
+citizens expressed their distrust of me with unmistakable emphasis. It
+is no great matter, but in open convention also I have perished by the
+sword. Nothing can thwart the chastening hand of a righteous people.
+
+All passes; humor alone is the touchstone of democracy. I search the
+newspapers daily for tidings of Kansas, and in the ways of Oklahoma I
+find delight. The Emporia _Gazette_ is quite as patriotic as the
+Springfield _Republican_ or the New York _Post_, and to my own taste,
+far less depressing. I subscribed for a year to the Charleston _News and
+Courier_, and was saddened by the tameness of its sentiments; for I
+remember (it must have been in 1884) the shrinking horror with which I
+saw daily in the Indiana Republican organ a quotation from Wade Hampton
+to the effect that 'these are the same principles for which Lee and
+Jackson fought four years on Virginia's soil.' Most of us are
+entertained when Colonel Watterson rises to speak for Kentucky and
+invokes the star-eyed goddess. When we call the roll of the states, if
+Malvolio answer for any, let us suffer him in tolerance and rejoice in
+his yellow stockings. 'God give them wisdom that have it; and those that
+are fools, let them use their talents.'
+
+Every community has its dissenters, protestants, kickers, cranks, the
+more the merrier. I early formed a high resolve to strive for membership
+in this execrated company. George W. Julian,--one of the noblest of
+Hoosiers,--who had been the Free-Soil candidate for Vice-President in
+1852, a delegate to the first Republican convention, five times a member
+of Congress, a supporter of Greeley's candidacy, and a Democrat in the
+consulship of Cleveland, was a familiar figure in our streets. In 1884 I
+was dusting law-books in an office where mugwumpery flourished, and
+where the iniquities of the tariff, Matthew Arnold's theological
+opinions, and the writings of Darwin, Spencer, and Huxley were discussed
+at intervals in the day's business.
+
+
+IV
+
+It is constantly complained that we Americans give too much time to
+politics, but there could be no safer way of utilizing that extra drop
+of vital fluid which Matthew Arnold found in us. Epithets of opprobrium
+pinned to a Nebraskan in 1896 were riveted upon a citizen of New York in
+1910, and who, then, was the gentleman? No doubt many voices will cry in
+the wilderness before we reach the promised land. A people which has
+been fed on the Bible is bound to hear the rumble of Pharaoh's chariots.
+It is in the blood to feel the oppressor's wrong, the proud man's
+contumely. The winter evenings are long on the prairies, and we must
+always be fashioning a crown for Caesar or rehearsing his funeral rites.
+No great danger can ever seriously menace the nation so long as the
+remotest citizen clings to his faith that he is a part of the
+governmental mechanism and can at any time throw it out of adjustment if
+it doesn't run to suit him. He can go into the court-house and see the
+men he helped to place in office; or if they were chosen in spite of
+him, he pays his taxes just the same and waits for another chance to
+turn the rascals out.
+
+Mr. Bryce wrote: 'This tendency to acquiescence and submission; this
+sense of the insignificance of individual effort, this belief that the
+affairs of men are swayed by large forces whose movement may be studied
+but cannot be turned, I have ventured to call the Fatalism of the
+Multitude.' It is, I should say, one of the most encouraging phenomena
+of the score of years that have elapsed since Mr. Bryce's _American
+Commonwealth_ appeared, that we have grown much less conscious of the
+crushing weight of the mass. It has been with something of a child's
+surprise in his ultimate successful manipulation of a toy whose
+mechanism has baffled him that we have begun to realize that, after all,
+the individual counts. The pressure of the mass will yet be felt, but in
+spite of its persistence there are abundant signs that the individual is
+asserting himself more and more, and even the undeniable acceptance of
+collectivist ideas in many quarters helps to prove it. With all our
+faults and defaults of understanding,--populism, free silver, Coxey's
+army, and the rest of it,--we of the West have not done so badly. Be not
+impatient with the young man Absalom; the mule knows his way to the oak
+tree!
+
+Blaine lost Indiana in 1884; Bryan failed thrice to carry it. The
+campaign of 1910 in Indiana was remarkable for the stubbornness of
+'silent' voters, who listened respectfully to the orators but left the
+managers of both parties in the air as to their intentions. In the
+Indiana Democratic State Convention of 1910 a gentleman was furiously
+hissed for ten minutes amid a scene of wildest tumult; but the cause he
+advocated won, and the ticket nominated in that memorable convention
+succeeded in November. Within fifty years Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois
+have sent to Washington seven presidents, elected for ten terms. Without
+discussing the value of their public services it may be said that it has
+been an important demonstration to our Mid-Western people of the
+closeness of their ties with the nation, that so many men of their own
+soil have been chosen to the seat of the presidents; and it is
+creditable to Maine and California that they have cheerfully acquiesced.
+In Lincoln the provincial American most nobly asserted himself, and any
+discussion of the value of provincial life and character in our politics
+may well begin and end in him. We have seen verily that
+
+ Fishers and choppers and ploughmen
+ Shall constitute a state.
+
+Whitman, addressing Grant on his return from his world's tour, declared
+that it was not that the hero had walked 'with kings with even pace the
+round world's promenade';
+
+ But that in foreign lands, in all thy walks with kings,
+ Those prairie sovereigns of the West, Kansas, Missouri, Illinois,
+ Ohio's, Indiana's millions, comrades, farmers, soldiers, all to the
+ front,
+ Invisibly with thee walking with kings with even pace the round
+ world's promenade,
+ Were all so justified.
+
+What we miss and what we lack who live in the provinces seem to me of
+little weight in the scale against our compensations. We slouch,--we are
+deficient in the graces, we are prone to boast, and we lack in those
+fine reticences that mark the cultivated citizen of the metropolis. We
+like to talk, and we talk our problems out to a finish. Our
+commonwealths rose in the ashes of the hunter's campfires, and we are
+all a great neighborhood, united in a common understanding of what
+democracy is, and animated by ideals of what we want it to be. That
+saving humor which is a philosophy of life flourishes amid the tall
+corn. We are old enough now--we of the West--to have built up in
+ourselves a species of wisdom, founded upon experience, which is a part
+of the continuing unwritten law of democracy. We are less likely these
+days to 'wobble right' than we are to stand fast or march forward like
+an army with banners.
+
+We provincials are immensely curious. Art, music, literature,
+politics--nothing that is of contemporaneous human interest is alien to
+us. If these things don't come to us we go to them. We are more truly
+representative of the American ideal than our metropolitan cousins,
+because (here I lay my head upon the block) we know more about, oh, so
+many things! We know vastly more about the United States, for one thing.
+We know what New York is thinking before New York herself knows it,
+because we visit the metropolis to find out. Sleeping-cars have no
+terrors for us, and a man who has never been west of Philadelphia seems
+to us a singularly benighted being. Those of our Western school-teachers
+who don't see Europe for three hundred dollars every summer get at least
+as far east as Concord, to be photographed by the rude bridge that
+arched the flood.
+
+That fine austerity, which the voluble Westerner finds so smothering on
+the Boston and New York express, is lost utterly at Pittsburg. From
+gentlemen cruising in day-coaches--rude wights who advertise their
+personal sanitation and literacy by the toothbrush and fountain-pen
+planted sturdily in their upper left-hand waistcoat pockets--one may
+learn the most prodigious facts and the philosophy thereof. 'Sit over,
+brother; there's hell to pay in the Balkans,' remarks the gentleman who
+boarded the inter-urban at Peru or Connersville, and who would just as
+lief discuss the papacy or child-labor, if revolutions are not to your
+liking.
+
+In Boston a lady once expressed her surprise that I should be hastening
+home for Thanksgiving Day. This, she thought, was a New England
+festival. More recently I was asked by a Bostonian if I had ever heard
+of Paul Revere. Nothing is more delightful in us, I think, than our
+meekness before instruction. We strive to please; all we ask is 'to be
+shown.'
+
+Our greatest gain is in leisure and the opportunity to ponder and brood.
+In all these thousands of country towns live alert and shrewd students
+of affairs. Where your New Yorker scans headlines as he 'commutes'
+homeward, the villager reaches his own fireside without being shot
+through a tube, and sits down and reads his newspaper thoroughly. When
+he repairs to the drug-store to abuse or praise the powers that be, his
+wife reads the paper, too. A United States Senator from a Middle
+Western State, making a campaign for renomination preliminary to the
+primaries, warned the people in rural communities against the newspaper
+and periodical press with its scandals and heresies. 'Wait quietly by
+your firesides, undisturbed by these false teachings,' he said in
+effect; 'then go to your primaries and vote as you have always voted.'
+His opponent won by thirty thousand,--the amiable answer of the little
+red schoolhouse.
+
+
+V
+
+A few days ago I visited again my native town. On the slope where I
+played as a child I listened in vain for the mourning bugle; but on the
+college campus a bronze tablet commemorative of those sons of Wabash who
+had fought in the mighty war quickened the old impressions. The college
+buildings wear a look of age in the gathering dusk.
+
+ Coldly, sadly descends
+ The autumn evening. The field
+ Strewn with its dank yellow drifts
+ Of withered leaves, and the elms,
+ Fade into dimness apace,
+ Silent; hardly a shout
+ From a few boys late at their play!
+
+Brave airs of cityhood are apparent in the town, with its paved streets,
+fine hall and library; and everywhere are wholesome life, comfort, and
+peace. The train is soon hurrying through gray fields and dark
+woodlands. Farmhouses are disclosed by glowing panes; lanterns flash
+fitfully where farmers are making all fast for the night. The city is
+reached as great factories are discharging their laborers, and I pass
+from the station into a hurrying throng homeward bound. Against the sky
+looms the dome of the capitol; the tall shaft of the soldiers' monument
+rises ahead of me down the long street and vanishes starward. Here where
+forests stood seventy-five years ago, in a state that has not yet
+attained its centenary, is realized much that man has sought through all
+the ages,--order, justice, and mercy, kindliness and good cheer. What we
+lack we seek, and what we strive for we shall gain. And of such is the
+kingdom of democracy.
+
+
+
+
+Our Lady Poverty
+
+By Agnes Repplier
+
+
+I
+
+The last people to read the literature of poverty are the poor, and this
+fact may be cited as one of the ameliorations of their lot. If they were
+assured day after day that they were degraded and enslaved, it would be
+a trifle hard for them to cherish their respectability, and enjoy their
+freedom. If their misery were dinned into their ears, they would
+naturally cease being cheerful. If they were convinced that tears are
+their portion, they would no longer have the temerity to laugh. Indeed
+their mirth is frankly repellent to the dolorous writers of to-day.
+
+ A burst of hollow laughter from a hopeless heart
+
+is permitted as seemly and in character; even the poet of the slums
+grants this outlet for emotion; but the rude sounds which denote
+hilarity disturb the sympathetic soul. One agitated lady describes with
+shrinking horror the merriment of the scrub-women going to their labor.
+All the dignity, all the sacredness of womanhood are defiled by these
+poor old creatures tramping through the chill dawn; and yet, and
+yet,--oh, mockery of nobler aspirations!--'The scrub-women were going to
+work, and they went laughing!'
+
+The dismalness of serious writers, especially if humanity be their
+theme, is steeping us in gloom. The obsession of sorrow seems the most
+reasonable of all obsessions, because facts can be crowded upon facts
+(to the general exclusion of truth) by way of argument and illustration.
+And should facts fail, there are bitter generalizations which shroud us
+like a pall.
+
+ Behind all music we can hear
+ The insistent note of hunger-fear;
+ Beyond all beauty we can see
+ The land's defenseless misery.
+
+Mr. Percy MacKaye in his preface to that treatise on eugenics which he
+has christened _To-Morrow_, and humorously designated as a play, makes
+this inspiriting statement: 'Our world is hideously unhappy, and the
+insufferable sense of that unhappiness is the consecration of modern
+leaders in art. Realism is splendidly their incentive.'
+
+This opens up a cheering vista for the public. If the dramatists of the
+near future are to have no finer consecration than an insufferable sense
+of unhappiness, we must turn for amusement to lectures and organ
+recitals. If novelists and poets are to be hallowed by grief, there will
+be nothing left for light-hearted readers save the study of political
+economy, erstwhile called the dismal science, but now, by comparison,
+gay. No artist yet was ever born of an insufferable sense of
+unhappiness. No leader and helper of men was ever bedewed with tears.
+The world is old, and the world is wide. Of what use are we in its
+tumultuous life, if we do not know its joys, its griefs, its high
+emotions, its call to courage, and the echo of the laughter of the ages?
+
+Perhaps the only literature of poverty (I use the word 'literature' in a
+purely courteous sense) which was ever written for the poor is that
+amazing issue of tracts, _Village Politics_, _Tales for the Common
+People_, and scores of similar productions, which a hundred years ago
+were let loose upon rural England. The moral in all of them is the same,
+and is expressed with engaging simplicity: 'Don't give trouble to people
+better off than yourself.' The fact that many of these tracts had a
+prodigious sale points to their distribution--by the rich--in quarters
+where it was thought that they would do most good. They were probably
+read in the same spirit as that in which a Sunday-school library was
+read by two small and unregenerate boys of my acquaintance, who worked
+through whole shelves at a fixed rate, ten cents for a short book,
+twenty-five cents for a long one,--the money paid by a pious
+grandmother, and a point of honor not to skip.
+
+The smug complacency of Hannah More and her sisterhood was rudely
+disturbed by Ebenezer Elliott, who published his _Corn-Law Rhymer_,
+with its profound pity and its somewhat impotent wrath, in 1831. England
+woke up to the disturbing conviction that men and women were
+starving,--always a disagreeable thing to contemplate,--and the Corn
+Laws were repealed; but the 'Rhymes' were probably as little known to
+the laborer of 1831 as was _Piers Plowman_ to the laborer of 1392.
+Langland--to whom partial critics have for five hundred years ascribed
+this great poem of discontent--was keenly alive to the value of
+husbandry as a theme; and his ploughman came in time to be recognized as
+the people's suffering representative; but the poet, after the fashion
+of poets, wrote for 'lettered clerks,' of which class he was a shining
+example, his praiseworthy purpose in life being to avoid 'common men's
+work.' In the last century, _Les Miserables_ was called the 'Epic of the
+Poor'; but its readers were, for the most part, as comfortably remote
+from poverty as Victor Hugo himself, and as alive to the advantages of
+wealth.
+
+In this age of print, the literature of poverty has swollen to an
+enormous bulk. Statistical books, explicit and contradictory. Hopeful
+books by social workers who see salvation in girls' clubs and refined
+dancing. Hopeless books by other social workers who believe--or, at
+least, who say--that the employed are enslaved by the employer, and that
+women and children are the prey of men. Highly colored books by
+adventurous young journalists who have masqueraded (for copy's sake) as
+mill and factory hands. Gray books by casual observers who are paralyzed
+by the mere sight of a slum. Furious books by rabid socialists who hold
+that the poor will never be uplifted while there is left in the world a
+man rich enough to pay them wages. Imaginative books by poets and
+novelists who deal in realism to the exclusion of reality. All this
+profusion and confusion of matter is thrust upon us month after month,
+while the working-man reads his newspaper, and the working-girl reads _A
+Coronet of Shame_, or _Lost in Fate's Fearful Abyss_.
+
+It was Mr. George Gissing who, in his studies of the poor, first made
+popular the invective style; who hurled at London such epithets as
+'pest-stricken,' 'city of the damned,' 'intimacies of abomination,'
+'utmost limits of dread,'--phrases which have been faithfully copied by
+shuddering defamers of New York and Chicago. Mr. John Burns, for
+example, after a brief visit to the United States, said that Chicago was
+a pocket edition of hell; and subsequently, without, we hope, any
+personal experience to back him, said that hell was a pocket edition of
+Chicago.
+
+Americans have borrowed these flowers of speech from England, and have
+invaded her territory. Was it because he could find no poverty at home
+worthy of his strenuous pen, that Mr. Jack London crossed the sea to
+write up the streets of Whitechapel and Spitalfields, already so
+abundantly exploited by English authors? Was there anything _he_ could
+add to the dark pictures of Mr. Gissing, or to the more convincing
+studies of Mr. Arthur Morrison, who has lit up the gloom with a grim
+humor, not very mirthful, but acutely and unimpeachably human? Mr.
+Gissing's poor have money for nothing but beer (it would be a bold
+writer who denied his starvelings beer); but Mr. Morrison sees his way
+occasionally to bacon, and tea, and tinned beef, and even, at rare
+intervals, to a pompous funeral, provided that the money for mutes can
+be saved from the sick man's diet. He is the legitimate successor of
+Dickens, and Dickens knew his field from experience rather than from
+observation. The lighthouse-keeper sees the storm, but the cabin boy
+feels it.
+
+In the annals of poverty there are few pages more poignant than the one
+which describes the sick child, Charles Dickens, taken home from work by
+a kind-hearted lad, and his shame lest this boy should learn that 'home'
+for him meant the debtors' prison. In vain he tried to get rid of his
+conductor, Bob Fagin by name, protesting that he was well enough to walk
+alone. Bob knew he was not, and stuck to his side. Together they pushed
+along until little Charles was fainting with weakness and fatigue. Then
+in desperation he pretended that he lived in a decent house near
+Southwark bridge, and darted up the steps with a joyous air of being at
+last in haven, only to creep down again when Bob's back was turned, and
+drag his slow steps to the Marshalsea.
+
+Out of this dismal and precocious experience sprang two results,--a
+passionate resolve _not_ to be what circumstances were conspiring to
+make him, and an insight into the uncalculating habits which deepen and
+soften poverty. Dickens--once free of institutions--wrote of the poor,
+even of the London poor, with amazing geniality; but it cannot be denied
+that his infallible recipe for brightening up the scene is the timely
+introduction of a pot of porter, or a pitcher of steaming flip. If we
+try to think of him writing in a prohibition state, we shall realize
+that he owed as much to beer and punch as ever Horace did to wine.
+Imagination fails to grasp either of them in the role of a
+water-drinker. The poor of Dickens are a sturdy lot, but they are jovial
+only in their cups. His wholesome hatred of institutions would have been
+intensified could he have lived to hear the Camberwell Board of
+Guardians decide--at the instigation, alas! of a woman member--that the
+single mug of beer which for years had solaced the inmates of Camberwell
+Workhouse on Christmas Day, should hereafter be abolished as an immoral
+indulgence. The generous ghost of Dickens must have groaned in Heaven
+over that melancholy and mean reform.
+
+
+II
+
+'To achieve what man may, to bear what man must,'--since the struggle
+for life began, this has been the purpose and the pride of humanity. We
+Americans were trained from childhood to believe that while, in the
+final issue, each of us must answer for himself, the country--our
+country--gave to all scope for effort, and chance of victory.
+
+This was not mere Fourth of July oratory, nor the fervent utterances of
+presidential campaigns. It was a serious and a sober faith, based upon
+some knowledge of the Constitution, some inheritance of experience, some
+element of democracy which flavored our early lives. The mere sense of
+space carried with it a profound and eager hopefulness. Those of us
+whose fathers or whose grandfathers had crossed the sea to escape from
+more cramping conditions, felt this atmosphere of independence keenly
+and consciously. Those of us whose fathers or whose grandfathers brought
+up their families in an alien land with decent industry and thrift, were
+aware, even in childhood, that the Republic had fostered our growth.
+Therefore am I pardonably bewildered when I hear American workmen called
+'slaves' and 'prisoners of starvation,' and American employers called
+'base oppressors,' and 'despots on their thrones.' This fantastic
+nomenclature seems immeasurably removed from the temperate language in
+which were formulated the temperate convictions of my youth.
+
+The assumption that the American laborer to-day stands where the French
+laborer stood before the Revolution, where the English laborer stood
+before the passing of the first Reform Bill and the repeal of the Corn
+Laws, shows a lack of historical perspective. The assumption that all
+strikes represent an agonized protest against tyranny, an agonized
+appeal from injustice, is a perversion of truth. The assumption that
+child-labor in the United States is the blot upon civilization that it
+was in England seventy years ago, denies the duty of comparison. If the
+people who write verses about 'Labor Crucified' would make a table of
+the wages paid to skilled and unskilled workmen, from the Chicago
+carpenter to the Philadelphia street-cleaner, they might sing in a more
+cheerful strain. If the people who to-day echo the bitterest lines of
+Mrs. Browning's 'Cry of the Children' would ascertain and bear in mind
+the proportion of little boys and girls who are going to school in the
+United States, how many years they average, and how much the country
+pays for their education, they might spare us some violent invectives.
+Even Mr. Robert Hunter permits himself the use of the word 'cannibalism'
+when speaking of child-workers, and this in the face of legislation
+which every year extends its area, and grows more stringently
+protective.
+
+There is a great deal of loose writing on this important theme, and it
+stands in the way of amendment. It is assumed that parents are seldom or
+never to blame for sending their children to work. The mill-owner
+snatches them from their mothers' arms. It is assumed that the child who
+works would--if there were no employment for him--be at school, or at
+play, happy, healthy, and well-nourished. No one even alludes to the
+cruel poverty of the South, which, for generations before the cotton
+mills were built, stunted the growth and sapped the strength of Southern
+children. They lived, we are told, a 'wholesome rural life,' and the
+greed of the capitalist is alone responsible for the blighting of their
+pastoral paradise.
+
+There is no need to write like this. The question at issue is a grave
+and simple one. It makes its appeal to the conscience and the sense of
+the nation, and every year sees some measure of reform. If a baby girl
+in an American city, a child of three or five, is forced to toil all
+day, winding artificial daisy stems at a penny a hundred, let the name
+of her employer and the place of her employment be made public. The
+Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children can deal peremptorily
+with such a case. It is not even the privilege of parents to work a
+little child so relentlessly. If the pathetic story is not supported by
+facts, or is not in accord with facts, it is neither wise nor well to
+publish it. Why should a sober periodical, like the _Child-Labor
+Bulletin_, devoted to a good cause, print a poem called 'A Song of the
+Factory,' in which happy children are portrayed as sporting in beautiful
+meadows,
+
+ Idling among the feathery blooms,
+
+until a sort of ogre comes along, builds a factory, drives the poor
+innocents into it, and compels them to
+
+ Crouch all day by the spindles, wizened, and wan, and old,
+
+earning 'his bread.' Apparently--and this is the gist of the
+matter--they have no need to earn bread for themselves. The accompanying
+illustrations show us on one page a prettily dressed little girl sitting
+daisy-crowned in the fields, and, on the other page, a ragged and
+tattered little girl with a shawl over her head going to the work which
+has but too plainly impoverished her. Hansel and Gretel are not more
+distinctly within the boundaries of fairyland than are these entrapped
+children. The witch is not more distinctly a child-eating hobgoblin than
+is the capitalist of such fervid song.
+
+The sickly and unreasoning tone which pervades the literature of poverty
+is demoralizing. There is nothing helpful in the assumption that effort
+is vain, resistance hopeless, and the world monstrously cruel. The
+dominating element of such prose and verse is a bleak despair, unmanly,
+unwomanly, inhuman. Out of the abundance of material before me, I quote
+a single poem, published in the New York _Call_, reprinted in the
+_Survey_, and christened mockingly,--
+
+ THE STRAIGHT ROAD
+
+ They got y', kid, they got y', just like I said they would;
+ You tried to walk the narrow path,
+ You tried, and got an awful laugh;
+ And laughs are all y' did get, kid, they got y' good!
+
+ They never saw the little kid,--the kid I used to know,
+ The little bare-legged girl back home,
+ The little girl that played alone,
+ They don't know half the things I know, kid; ain't it so?
+
+ They got y', kid, they got y',--you know they got y' right;
+ They waited till they saw y' limp,
+ Then introduced y' to the pimp,
+ Ah, you were down then, kid, and couldn't fight.
+
+ I guess you know what some don't know, and others know damn well,
+ That sweatshops don't grow angel's wings,
+ That working girls is easy things,
+ And poverty's the straightest road to hell.
+
+And this is what our Lady Poverty, bride of Saint Francis, friend of all
+holiness, counsel of all perfection, has come to mean in these years of
+grace! She who was once the surest guide to Heaven now leads her chosen
+ones to Hell. She who was once beloved by the devout and honored by the
+just, is now a scandal and a shame, the friend of harlotry, the
+instigator of crime. Even a true poet like Francis Thompson laments that
+the poverty exalted by Christ should have been cast down from her high
+caste.
+
+ All men did admire
+ Her modest looks, her ragged, sweet attire
+ In which the ribboned shoe could not compete
+ With her clear simple feet.
+ But Satan, envying Thee thy one ewe-lamb,
+ With Wealth, World's Beauty and Felicity
+ Was not content, till last unthought-of she
+ Was his to damn.
+ Thine ingrate, ignorant lamb
+ He won from Thee; kissed, spurned, and made of her
+ This thing which qualms the air,
+ Vile, terrible, old,
+ Whereat the red blood of the Day runs cold.
+
+These are the words of one to whom the London gutters were for years a
+home, and whose strengthless manhood lay inert under a burden of pain he
+had no courage to lift. Yet never was sufferer more shone upon by
+kindness than was Francis Thompson; never was man better fitted to
+testify to the goodness of a bad world. And he did bear such brave
+testimony again and yet again, so that the bulk of his verse is alien to
+pessimism,--'every stanza an act of faith, and a declaration of good
+will.'
+
+The demoralizing quality of such stuff as 'The Straight Road,' which is
+forced upon us with increasing pertinacity, is its denial of kindness,
+its evading of obligation. Temptation is not only the occasion, but the
+justifier of sin,--a point of view which plays havoc with our common
+standard of morality. When a vicious young millionaire like Harry Thaw
+runs amuck through his crude and evil environment, we sigh and say, 'His
+money ruined him.' When a poor young woman abandons her weary
+frugalities for the questionable pleasures of prostitution, we sigh and
+say, 'Her poverty drove her to it.' Where then does goodness dwell? What
+part does honor play? The Sieur de Joinville, in his memoirs of Saint
+Louis, tells us that a certain man, sore beset by the pressure of
+temptation, sought counsel from the Bishop of Paris, 'whose Christian
+name was William.' And this wise William of Paris said to him: 'The
+castle of Montl'hery stands in the safe heart of France, and no invading
+hosts assail it. But the castle of La Rochelle in Poitou stands on the
+line of battle. Day and night it must be guarded from assault, and it
+has suffered grievously. Which gentleman, think you, the King holds high
+in favor, the governor of Montl'hery, or the governor of La Rochelle?
+The post of danger is the post of glory, and he who is sorely wounded in
+the combat is honored by God and man.'
+
+
+III
+
+There are those whose ardor for humanity finds a congenial vent in the
+denouncement of all they see about them,--all the institutions of their
+country, all the laborious processes of civilization. Sociologists of
+this type speak and write of an ordinary American city in terms which
+Dante might have envied. Nobody, it would seem, is ever cured in its
+hospitals; they only lie on 'cots of pain.' Nobody is ever reformed in
+its reformatories. Nobody is reared to decency in its asylums. Nobody
+is--apparently--educated in its schools. Its industries are ravenous
+beasts, sucking the blood of workers; its poor are 'shackled slaves';
+its humble homes are 'dens.' I have heard a philanthropic lecturer talk
+to the poor upon the housing of the poor. She threw on a screen enlarged
+photographs of narrow streets and tenement rooms which looked to me
+unspeakably dreary, but which the working-women around me gazed at in
+mild perplexity, seeing nothing amiss, and wondering that their
+residences should be held up to this unseemly scorn. They did not do as
+did the angry Italians of a New Jersey town,--smash the invidious
+pictures which shamed their homes; they sat in stolid silence and
+discomfiture, dimly conscious of an unresented insult.
+
+It is hard to grasp a point of view immeasurably remote from our own;
+but what can we understand of other lives unless we do this difficult
+thing? Old women in the out-wards of an almshouse (of all earthly abodes
+the saddest) have boasted to me that their floors were scrubbed every
+other day, and their sheets changed once a week; and this braggart humor
+stunned my senses until I called to mind the floor and the bed of one of
+them (an extraordinarily dirty old woman) whom I had known in other
+years. Last winter the workers in a settlement house were called upon at
+midnight to succor a woman who had been kicked and beaten into
+unconsciousness by a drunken husband. The poor creature was all one
+bleeding bruise. When she was revived, her dim eyes traveled over the
+horrified faces about her. 'It's pretty bad,' she gasped, 'it's mighty
+bad'; and then, with another look at the group of protecting, pitying
+spinsters, 'but it must be something fierce to be an old maid.'
+
+The city is a good friend to the poor. It gives them day nurseries for
+their babies, kindergartens for their little children, schools for their
+boys and girls, playgrounds, swimming-pools, recreation piers,
+reading-rooms, libraries, churches, clubs, hospitals, cheap amusements,
+open-air concerts, employment agencies, the companionship of their kind,
+and the chance of a friend at need. In return, the poor love the city,
+and cling to it with reasonable but somewhat stifling affection. They
+know that the hardest thing in life is to be isolated,--'unrelated,' to
+use Carlyle's apt word; and they escape this fate by eschewing the
+much-lauded fields and farms. They know also that in the country they
+must stand or fall by their own unaided efforts, they must learn the
+hard lesson of self-reliance. Many of them propose to live, as did the
+astute author of _Piers Plowman_, 'in the town, and on the town as
+well.' Moreover, pleasure means as much to them as it does to the rest
+of us. We hardly needed Mr. Chesterton to tell us that a visit to a
+corner saloon may be just as exciting an event to a tenement-house
+dweller, as a dinner at a gold-and-marble hotel is to the average
+middle-class citizen; and that the tenement-house dweller may be just as
+moderate in his potations:--
+
+ Merrily taking twopenny rum, and cheese with a pocket knife.
+
+Poverty, we are assured, is an 'error,' like ill-health and crime. It is
+an anachronism in civilization, a stain upon a wisely governed land. But
+into our country which, after a human fashion, is both wise and foolish,
+pours the poverty of Europe. Hundreds of thousands of immigrants with
+but a few dollars between them and want; with scant equipment, physical
+or mental, for the struggle of life; with an inheritance of feebleness
+from ill-nourished generations before them,--this is the problem which
+the United States faces courageously, and solves as best she can. What
+she cannot do is miraculously to convert poverty into plenty,--certainly
+not before the next year doubles, and the third year trebles the
+miracle-seeking multitude. She cannot properly house or profitably
+employ a million of immigrants before the next million is clamoring at
+her doors. Nor is she even given a fair chance to accomplish her giant
+task. The demagogues who are employed in the congenial sport of railroad
+baiting, and who are enjoying beyond measure the fun of chivying
+business interests into dusty corners, are the ones to lift up their
+voices in shrill appeal for the army of the unemployed. They refuse to
+connect one phenomenon with the other. The notion that crippling
+industries will benefit the industrious is not so new as it seems. AEsop
+must have had a clear insight into its workings when he wrote the fable
+of the goose that laid the golden egg.
+
+The City of New York expends, according to a recent report of the
+Hospital Investigating Committee, more than a million of dollars a year
+for the care of sick, defective, and otherwise helpless aliens. It
+expended in 1913 nearly four hundred thousand dollars for the care of
+aliens who had been in this country less than five years. This is the
+record of our greatest city, the one in which the astute immigrant takes
+up his abode. The education she gives her little foreign-born children
+comprises for the most part manual and vocational training, clinics for
+the defective, schools for the incorrigible, free or cost-price lunches,
+doctoring, dentistry, the care of trained nurses, and a score of similar
+attentions unknown to an earlier generation, undreamed of in the
+countries whence these children come. In return for such fostering care,
+New York is held up to execration because she has the money to pay the
+taxes which are expended in this fashion, because she lays the golden
+egg which benefits the poor of twenty nations. Her unemployed
+(reinforced hugely from less favored communities) riot in her streets
+and churches, and agitators curse her for a thing of evil, a city of
+palaces and slums, corroded with the
+
+ Shame of lives that lie
+ Couched in ease, while down the streets
+ Pain and want go by.
+
+The only people who take short views of life are the poor, the poor
+whose daily wage is spent on their daily needs. Clerks and bookkeepers
+and small tradesmen (toilers upon whose struggle for decency and
+independence nobody ever wastes a word of sympathy) may fret over the
+uncertainty of their future, the narrow margin which lies between them
+and want. But the workman and his family have a courage of their own,
+the courage of the soldier who does not spend the night before battle
+calculating his chances of a gun-shot wound, or of a legless future. It
+is exasperating to hear a teamster's wife cheerfully announce the coming
+of her tenth baby; but the calmness with which she faces the situation
+has in it something human and elemental. It is exasperating to see the
+teamster risk illness and loss of work (he might at least pull off his
+wet clothes when he gets home); but he tells you he has not gone to his
+grave with a cold _yet_, and this careless confidence saves him as much
+as it costs. I read recently an economist's sorrowful complaint that
+families, in need of the necessities of life, go to moving-picture
+shows; that women, with their husbands' scanty earnings in their hands,
+take their children to these blithesome entertainments instead of buying
+the Sunday dinner. It sounds like the citizens who buy motor cars
+instead of paying off the mortgages on their homes, and it is an error
+of judgment which the working man is little likely to condone; but that
+the pleasure-seeking impulse--which social workers assign exclusively to
+the spirit of youth--should mutiny in a matron's bones suggests
+survivals of cheerfulness, high lights amid the gloom.
+
+The deprecation of earthly anxiety taught by the Gospels, the precedence
+given to the poor by the New Testament, the value placed upon voluntary
+poverty by the Christian Church,--these things have for nineteen hundred
+years helped in the moulding of men. There still remain some leaven of
+courage, some savor of philosophy, some echoes of ancient wisdom (heard
+oftenest from uneducated men), some laughter loud and careless as the
+laughter of the Middle Ages, some slow sense of justice, not easy to
+pervert. These qualities are perhaps as helpful as the 'divine
+discontent' fostered by enthusiasts for sorrow, the cowardice bred by
+insistence upon trouble and anxiety, the rancor engendered by invectives
+against earth and heaven. No lot is bettered by having its hardships
+emphasized. No man is helped by the drowning of his courage, the
+destruction of his good-will, the paralyzing grip of
+
+ Envy with squinting eyes,
+ Sick of a strange disease, his neighbor's health.
+
+
+
+
+Entertaining the Candidate
+
+By Katharine Baker
+
+
+Bag in hand, brother stops in for fifteen minutes, from campaigning, to
+get some clean shirts. He says the candidate will be in town day after
+to-morrow. Do we want him to come here, or shall he go to a hotel?
+
+We want him, of course. But we deprecate the brevity of this notice.
+Also the cook and chambermaid are new, and remarkably inexpert. Brother,
+however, declines to feel any concern. His confidence in our power to
+cope with emergencies is flattering if exasperating.
+
+There is nothing in the markets at this time of year. Guests have a
+malignant facility in choosing such times. We scour the country for
+forty miles in search of green vegetables. We confide in the fishmonger,
+who grieves sympathetically over the 'phone, because all crabs are now
+cold-storage, and he'd be deceiving us if he said otherwise.
+
+Still we are determined to have luncheon prepared in the house. Last
+time the august judge dined with us we summoned a caterer from a hundred
+miles away, and though the caterer's food was good, it was late. We
+love promptness, and we are going to have it. Ladies knew all about
+efficiency long before Mr. Frederick Taylor. Only they couldn't teach it
+to servants, and he would find he couldn't either. But every mistress of
+a house knows how to make short cuts, and is expert at 'record
+production' in emergencies.
+
+The casual brother says there will be one or two dozen people at
+luncheon. He will telephone us fifteen minutes before they arrive. Yes,
+really, that's the best he can do.
+
+So we prepare for one or two dozen people, and they must sit down to
+luncheon because men hate a buffet meal. We struggle with the problem,
+how many chickens are required for twelve or twenty-four people? The
+answer, however, is really obvious. Enough for twenty-four will be
+enough for twelve.
+
+Day after to-morrow arrives. The gardener comes in to lay hearth-fires
+and carry tables. We get out china and silver. We make salad and rolls,
+fruit-cup and cake. We guide the cook's faltering steps over the
+critical moments of soup and chicken. We do the oysters in our own
+particular way, which we fancy inimitable. We arrange bushels of flowers
+in bowls, vases, and baskets, and set them on mantels, tables,
+book-cases, everywhere that a flower can find a footing. The chauffeur
+comes in proudly with the flower-holder from the limousine, and we fill
+it in honor of the distinguished guest.
+
+Then we go outside to see that the approach to the house is
+satisfactory. The bland old gardener points to the ivy-covered wall, and
+says with innocent joy, '---- it, ain't that ivory the prettiest thing
+you ever saw in your life?' And we can't deny that the lawn looks well,
+with ivy, and cosmos, and innumerable chrysanthemums.
+
+The cook and chambermaid will have to help wait on the table. The
+chambermaid, who is what the butler contemptuously calls 'an educated
+nigger,' and so knows nothing useful, announces that she has no white
+uniform. All she has is a cold in her head. We give her a blouse and
+skirt, wondering why Providence doesn't eliminate the unfit.
+
+We run upstairs to put on our costliest shoes and stockings, and our
+most perishable gown. The leisurely brother gets us on the wire to say
+that there will be twenty guests in ten minutes.
+
+Descending, we reset the tables to seat twenty guests, light the
+wood-fires, toss together twenty mint-juleps, and a few over for luck,
+repeat our clear instructions to the goggling chambermaid, desperately
+implore the butler to see that she keeps on the job, drop a last touch
+of flavoring in the soup, and are sitting by the fire with an air of
+childish gayety and carelessness when the train of motor-cars draws up
+to the door.
+
+Here is the judge, courteous and authoritative. Here is his assiduous
+suite. The room fills with faces well known in every country that an
+illustrated newspaper can penetrate. From the Golden Gate and the Rio
+Grande, from New York and Alabama, these men have come together, intent
+on wresting to themselves the control of the Western Hemisphere. Now
+they are a sort of highly respectable guerillas. To-morrow, very likely,
+they will be awe-inspiring magnates.
+
+Theoretically we are impressed. Actually they have mannerisms, and some
+of them wear spectacles. We reflect that the triumvirs very likely had
+mannerisms, too, and Antony himself might have been glad to own
+spectacles. We try to feel reverence for the high calling of these men.
+We hope they'll like our luncheon.
+
+The butler brings in the juleps and we maintain a detached look, as
+though those juleps were just a happy thought of the butler himself, and
+we were as much surprised as anybody. The judge won't have one, but most
+everybody else will. The newspaper men look love and gratitude at the
+butler.
+
+That earnest youth is the judge's secretary. The huge, iron-gray man
+expects to be a governor after November fifth, if dreams come true. The
+amiable old gentleman who never leaves the judge's side, has come two
+thousand miles out of pure political enthusiasm, to protect the
+candidate from assassins. He can do it, too, we conclude, when we look
+past his smiling mouth into his steely eyes.
+
+Here is the campaign manager, business man and man-of-the-world.
+
+This pretty little newspaper-woman from Utah implores us to get an
+utterance on suffrage from the judge. Just a word. It will save him
+thousands of votes. Well, she's a dear little thing, but we can't take
+advantage of our guest.
+
+Luncheon is announced. Brother, slightly apologetic, murmurs that there
+are twenty-three. Entirely unforeseen. He babbles incoherently.
+
+But it's all right. We women won't come to the table. Voting and eating
+and things like that are better left to the men anyway. Why should women
+want to do either, when they have fathers and brothers to do it for
+them? We can sit in the gallery and watch. It's very nice for us. And
+exclusive. Nothing promiscuous. Yes, go on. We'll wait.
+
+Whoever is listening to our conversation professes heartbreak at our
+decision, and edges toward the rapidly filling dining-room.
+
+We sit down to play lady of leisure, in various affected attitudes. We
+are not going near the kitchen again. The luncheon is simple. Everything
+is perfectly arranged. The servants can do it all. It's mere machine
+work.
+
+From afar we observe the soup vanishing. Then one by one we
+stammer,--'The mayonnaise--'--'I wonder if the rolls are hot--'--'Cook's
+coffee is impossible,'--fade silently up the front stair, and scurry
+down the kitchen-way.
+
+We cover the perishable gown with a huge white apron, we send up a
+fervent prayer for the costly shoes, and go where we are needed most.
+
+We save the day for good coffee. With the precision of a juggler we
+rescue plates from the chambermaid, who is overcome by this introduction
+to the great world and dawdles contemplatively through the pantry door.
+Charmed with our proficiency, she stands by our side, and watches us
+clear a shelf of china in the twinkling of an eye. If she could find a
+stool, she would sit at our feet, making motion studies. But she
+couldn't find it if it were already there. She couldn't find anything.
+We order her back to the dining-room, where she takes up a strategic
+position by the window, from which she can idly survey the mob outside,
+and the hungry men within.
+
+The last coffee-cup has passed through the doorway. Cigars and matches
+are circulating in the butler's capable hands. No more need for us.
+
+We shed the enveloping aprons, disappear from the kitchen, and
+materialize again, elegantly useless, in the drawing-room. Nobody can
+say that luncheon wasn't hot and promptly served.
+
+Chairs begin to clatter. They are rising from the table. A brass band
+outside bursts into being.
+
+Brother had foretold that band to us, and we had expressed vivid
+doubts. He said it would cost eighty dollars. Now eighty dollars in
+itself is a respectable sum, a sum capable even of exerting some mild
+fascination, but eighty dollars viewed in relation to a band becomes
+merely ludicrous.
+
+We said an eighty-dollar band was a thing innately impossible, like
+free-trade, or a dachshund. Brother attested that the next best grade of
+band would demand eight hundred. We justly caviled at eight hundred. We
+inquired, Why any band? Brother claimed that it would make a cheerful
+noise, and we yielded.
+
+So at this moment the band begins to make a noise. We perceive at once
+that the price was accurately gauged. It is unquestionably an
+eighty-dollar band. We begin to believe in dachshunds.
+
+To these supposedly cheerful strains the gentlemen stream into the
+drawing-room. They beam repletely. They tell us what a fine luncheon it
+was. They are eloquent about it. All the conditions of their
+entertainment were ideal, they would have us believe. They imply that we
+are mighty lucky, in that our men can provide us with such a luxurious
+existence. They smile with majestic benignity at these fair, but
+frivolous pensioners on masculine bounty. American women are petted,
+helpless dolls, anyway. Foreigners have said so. They clasp our useless
+hands in fervent farewells. They proceed in state to the waiting cars.
+They hope we will follow them to the meeting. Oh, yes, we will come,
+though incapable of apprehending the high problems of government.
+
+Led by the honest band, surrounded by flags, followed by cheers, they
+disappear in magnificent procession. Now we may straggle to the
+dining-room and eat cold though matchless oysters, tepid chicken, and in
+general whatever there is any left of.
+
+The chambermaid has broken a lovely old Minton plate. We are glad we
+didn't use the coffee-cups that were made in France for Dolly Madison.
+She would have enjoyed wrecking those.
+
+We hurry, because we don't want to miss the meeting altogether. We think
+enviously of the men. In our secret souls, we'd like to campaign. We
+love to talk better than anything else in the world, and we could make
+nice speeches, too. But we must do the oysters and the odd jobs, and
+keep the hearth-fires going, like responsible vestal virgins. It's
+woman's sphere. Man gave it to her because he didn't want it himself.
+
+
+
+
+The Street
+
+By Simeon Strunsky
+
+
+It is two short blocks from my office near Park Row to the Subway
+station where I take the express for Belshazzar Court. Eight months in
+the year it is my endeavor to traverse this distance as quickly as I
+can. This is done by cutting diagonally across the street traffic. By
+virtue of the law governing right-angled triangles I thus save as much
+as fifty feet and one fifth of a minute of time. In the course of a year
+this saving amounts to sixty minutes, which may be profitably spent over
+a two-reel presentation of 'The Moonshiner's Bride,' supplemented by an
+intimate picture of Lumbering in Saskatchewan. But with the coming of
+warm weather my habits change. It grows more difficult to plunge into
+the murk of the Subway.
+
+A foretaste of the languor of June is in the air. The turnstile
+storm-doors in our office building, which have been put aside for brief
+periods during the first deceptive approaches of spring, only to come
+back triumphant from Elba, have been definitively removed. The
+steel-workers pace their girders twenty floors high almost in
+mid-season form, and their pneumatic hammers scold and chatter through
+the sultry hours. The soda-fountains are bright with new compounds whose
+names ingeniously reflect the world's progress from day to day in
+politics, science, and the arts. From my window I can see the long black
+steamships pushing down to the sea, and they raise vague speculations in
+my mind about the cost of living in the vicinity of Sorrento and
+Fontainebleau. On such a day I am reminded of my physician's orders,
+issued last December, to walk a mile every afternoon on leaving my
+office. So I stroll up Broadway with the intention of taking my train
+farther up-town, at Fourteenth Street.
+
+The doctor did not say stroll. He said a brisk walk with head erect,
+chest thrown out, diaphragm well contracted, and a general aspect of
+money in the bank. But here enters human perversity. The only place
+where I am in the mood to walk after the prescribed military fashion is
+in the open country. Just where by all accounts I ought to be sauntering
+without heed to time, studying the lovely texts which Nature has set
+down in the modest type-forms selected from her inexhaustible fonts,--in
+the minion of ripening berries, in the nonpareil of crawling insect
+life, the agate of tendril and filament, and the 12-point diamond of the
+dust,--there I stride along and see little.
+
+And in the city, where I should swing along briskly, I lounge. What is
+there on Broadway to linger over? On Broadway, Nature has used her
+biggest, fattest type-forms. Tall, flat, building fronts, brazen with
+many windows and ribbed with commercial gilt lettering six feet high;
+shrieking proclamations of auction sales written in letters of fire on
+vast canvasses; railway posters in scarlet and blue and green; rotatory
+barber-poles striving at the national colors and producing vertigo;
+banners, escutcheons, crests, in all the primary colors--surely none of
+these things needs poring over. And I know them with my eyes closed. I
+know the windows where lithe youths in gymnasium dress demonstrate the
+virtue of home exercises; the windows where other young men do nothing
+but put on and take off patent reversible near-linen collars; where
+young women deftly roll cigarettes; where other young women whittle at
+sticks with miraculously stropped razors. I know these things by heart,
+yet I linger over them in flagrantly unhygienic attitudes, my shoulders
+bent forward and my chest and diaphragm in a position precisely the
+reverse of that prescribed by the doctor.
+
+Perhaps the thing that makes me linger before these familiar sights is
+the odd circumstance that in Broadway's shop-windows Nature is almost
+never herself, but is either supernatural or artificial. Nature, for
+instance, never intended that razors should cut wood and remain sharp;
+that linen collars should keep on getting cleaner the longer they are
+worn; that glass should not break; that ink should not stain; that
+gauze should not tear; that an object worth five dollars should sell for
+$1.39; but all these things happen in Broadway windows. Williams, whom I
+meet now and then, who sometimes turns and walks up with me to
+Fourteenth Street, pointed out to me the other day how strange a thing
+it was that the one street which has become a synonym for 'real life' to
+all good suburban Americans is not real at all, but is crowded either
+with miracles or with imitations.
+
+The windows on Broadway glow with wax fruits and with flowers of muslin
+and taffeta drawn by bounteous Nature from her storehouses in Parisian
+garret workshops. Broadway's ostrich feathers have been plucked in East
+Side tenements. The huge cigars in the tobacconist's windows are of
+wood. The enormous bottles of champagne in the saloons are of cardboard,
+and empty. The tall scaffoldings of proprietary medicine bottles in the
+drug shops are of paper. 'Why,' said Williams, 'even the jewelry sold in
+the Japanese auction stores is not genuine, and the sellers are not
+Japanese.'
+
+This bustling mart of commerce, as the generation after the Civil War
+used to say, is only a world of illusion. Artificial flowers, artificial
+fruits, artificial limbs, tobacco, rubber, silks, woolens, straws, gold,
+silver. The young men and women who manipulate razors and elastic cords
+are real, but not always. Williams and I once stood for a long while
+and gazed at a young woman posing in a drug-shop window, and argued
+whether she was alive. Ultimately she winked and Williams gloated over
+me. But how do I know her wink was real? At any rate the great mass of
+human life in the windows is artificial. The ladies who smile out of
+charming morning costumes are obviously of lining and plaster. Their
+smug Herculean husbands in pajamas preserve their equanimity in the
+severest winter weather only because of their wire-and-plaster
+constitution. The baby reposing in its beribboned crib is china and
+excelsior. Illusion everywhere.
+
+But the Broadway crowd is real. You only have to buffet it for five
+minutes to feel, in eyes and arms and shoulders, how real it is. When I
+was a boy and was taken to the circus it was always an amazing thing to
+me that there should be so many people in the street moving in a
+direction away from the circus. Something of this sensation still besets
+me whenever we go down in the Subway from Belshazzar Court to hear
+Caruso. The presence of all the other people on our train is simple
+enough. They are all on their way to hear Caruso. But what of the crowds
+in the trains that flash by in the opposite direction? It is not a
+question of feeling sorry for them. I try to understand and I fail. But
+on Broadway on a late summer afternoon the obverse is true. The natural
+thing is that the living tide as it presses south shall beat me back,
+halt me, eddy around me. I know that there are people moving north with
+me, but I am not acutely aware of them. This onrush of faces converges
+on me alone. It is I against half the world.
+
+And then suddenly out of the surge of faces one leaps out at me. It is
+Williams, whose doctor has told him that the surest way of fighting down
+the lust for tobacco is to walk down from his office to the ferry every
+afternoon. Williams and I salute each other after the fashion of
+Broadway, which is to exchange greetings backward over the shoulder.
+This is the first step in an elaborate minuet. Because we have passed
+each other before recognition came, our hands fly out backward. Now we
+whirl half around, so that I who have been moving north face the west,
+while Williams, who has been traveling south, now looks east. Our
+clasped hands strain at each other as we stand there poised for flight
+after the first greeting. A quarter of a minute perhaps, and we have
+said good-bye.
+
+But if the critical quarter of a minute passes, there ensues a change of
+geographical position which corresponds to a change of soul within us. I
+suddenly say to myself that there are plenty of trains to be had at
+Fourteenth Street. Williams recalls that another boat will leave Battery
+Place shortly after the one he is bound for. So the tension of our
+outstretched arms relaxes. I, who have been facing west, complete the
+half circle and swing south. Williams veers due north, and we two men
+stand face to face. The beat and clamor of the crowd fall away from us
+like a well-trained stage mob. We are in Broadway, but not of it.
+
+'Well, what's the good word?' says Williams.
+
+When two men meet on Broadway the spirit of optimism strikes fire. We
+begin by asking each other what the good word is. We take it for granted
+that neither of us has anything but a chronicle of victory and courage
+to relate. What other word but the good word is tolerable in the lexicon
+of living, upstanding men? Failure is only for the dead. Surrender is
+for the man with yellow in his nature. So Williams and I pay our
+acknowledgments to this best of possible worlds. I give Williams the
+good word. I make no allusion to the fact that I have spent a miserable
+night in communion with neuralgia; how can that possibly concern him?
+Another manuscript came back this morning from an editor who regretted
+that his is the most unintelligent body of readers in the country. The
+third cook in three weeks left us last night after making vigorous
+reflections on my wife's good nature and my own appearance. Only an hour
+ago, as I was watching the long, black steamers bound for Sorrento and
+Fontainebleau, the monotony of one's treadmill work, the flat
+unprofitableness of scribbling endlessly on sheets of paper, had become
+almost a nausea. But Williams will know nothing of this from me. Why
+should he? He may have been sitting up all night with a sick child. At
+this very moment the thought of the little parched lips, the moan, the
+unseeing eyes, may be tearing at his entrails; but he in turn gives me
+the good word, and many others after that, and we pass on.
+
+But sometimes I doubt. This splendid optimism of people on Broadway, in
+the Subway and in the shops and offices--is it really a sign of high
+spiritual courage, or is it just lack of sensibility? Do we find it easy
+to keep a stiff upper lip, to buck up, to never say die, because we are
+brave men, or simply because we lack the sensitiveness and the
+imagination to react to pain? It may be even worse than that. It may be
+part of our commercial gift for window-dressing, for putting up a good
+front.
+
+Sometimes I feel that Williams has no right to be walking down Broadway
+on business when there is a stricken child at home. The world cannot
+possibly need him at that moment as much as his own flesh and blood
+does. It is not courage; it is brutish indifference. At such times I am
+tempted to dismiss as mythical all this fine talk about feelings that
+run deep beneath the surface, and bruised hearts that ache under the
+smile. If a man really suffers he will show it. If a man cultivates the
+habit of not showing emotion he will end by having none to show. How
+much of Broadway's optimism is--But here I am paraphrasing William
+James's _Principles of Psychology_, which the reader can just as well
+consult for himself in the latest revised edition of 1907.
+
+Also, I am exaggerating. Most likely Williams's children are all in
+perfect health, and my envelope from the editor has brought a check
+instead of a rejection slip. It is on such occasions that Williams and
+I, after shaking hands the way a locomotive takes on water on the run,
+wheel around, halt, and proceed to buy something at the rate of two for
+a quarter. If any one is ever inclined to doubt the spirit of American
+fraternity, it is only necessary to recall the number of commodities for
+men that sell two for twenty-five cents. In theory, the two cigars which
+Williams and I buy for twenty-five cents are worth fifteen cents apiece.
+As a matter of fact they are probably ten-cent cigars. But the
+shopkeeper is welcome to his extra nickel. It is a small price to pay
+for the seal of comradeship that stamps his pair of cigars selling for a
+single quarter. Two men who have concluded a business deal in which each
+has commendably tried to get the better of the other may call for
+twenty-five cent perfectos or for half-dollar Dreadnoughts. I understand
+there are such. But friends sitting down together will always demand
+cigars that go for a round sum, two for a quarter or three for fifty (if
+the editor's check is what it ought to be).
+
+When people speak of the want of real comradeship among women, I
+sometimes wonder if one of the reasons may not be that the prices which
+women are accustomed to pay are individualistic instead of fraternal.
+The soda fountains and the street cars do not dispense goods at the rate
+of two items for a single coin. It is infinitely worse in the department
+stores. Treating a friend to something that costs $2.79 is
+inconceivable. But I have really wandered from my point.
+
+'Well, be good,' says Williams, and rushes off to catch his boat.
+
+The point I wish to make is that on Broadway people pay tribute to the
+principle of goodness that rules this world, both in the way they greet
+and in the way they part. We salute by asking each other what the good
+word is. When we say good-bye we enjoin each other to be good. The
+humorous assumption is that gay devils like Williams and me need to be
+constantly warned against straying off into the primrose paths that run
+out of Broadway.
+
+Simple, humorous, average American man! You have left your suburban
+couch in time to walk half a mile to the station and catch the 7.59 for
+the city. You have read your morning paper; discussed the weather, the
+tariff, and the prospects for lettuce with your neighbor; and made the
+office only a minute late. You have been fastened to your desk from nine
+o'clock to five, with half an hour for lunch, which you have eaten in a
+clamorous, overheated restaurant while you watched your hat and coat. At
+odd moments during the day the thought of doctor's bills, rent bills,
+school bills, has insisted on receiving attention. At the end of the
+day, laden with parcels from the market, from the hardware store, from
+the seedman, you are bound for the ferry to catch the 5.43, when you
+meet Smith, who, having passed the good word, sends you on your way with
+the injunction to be good--not to play roulette, not to open wine, not
+to turkey-trot, not to joy-ride, not to haunt the stage door. Be good, O
+simple, humorous, average suburban American!
+
+I take back that word suburban. The Sunday Supplement has given it a
+meaning which is not mine. I am speaking only of the suburban in spirit,
+of a simplicity, a meekness which is of the soul only. Outwardly there
+is nothing suburban about the crowd on lower Broadway. The man in the
+street is not at all the diminutive, apologetic creature with side
+whiskers whom Mr. F. B. Opper brought forth and named Common People, who
+begat the Strap-Hanger, who begat the Rent-Payer and the Ultimate
+Consumer. The crowd on lower Broadway is alert and well set up. Yes,
+though one hates to do it, I must say 'clean-cut.' The men on the
+sidewalk are young, limber, sharp-faced, almost insolent young men.
+There are not very many old men in the crowd, though I see any number of
+gray-haired young men. Seldom do you detect the traditional signs of
+age, the sagging lines of the face, the relaxed abdominal contour, the
+tamed spirit. The young, the young-old, the old-young, but rarely quite
+the old.
+
+I am speaking only of externals. Clean-cut, eager faces are very
+frequently disappointing. A very ordinary mind may be working behind
+that clear sweep of brow and nose and chin. I have known the shock of
+young men who look like kings of Wall Street and speak like shoe clerks.
+They are shoe clerks. But the appearance is there, that athletic
+carriage which is helped out by our triumphant, ready-made clothing. I
+suppose I ought to detest the tailor's tricks which iron out all ages
+and all stations into a uniformity of padded shoulders and trim
+waist-lines and hips. I imagine I ought to despise our habit of wearing
+elegant shoddy where the European chooses honest, clumsy woolens. But I
+am concerned only with externals, and in outward appearances a Broadway
+crowd beats the world. AEsthetically we simply are in a class by
+ourselves when compared with the Englishman and the Teuton in their
+skimpy, ill-cut garments. Let the British and German ambassadors at
+Washington do their worst. This is my firm belief and I will maintain it
+against the world. The truth must out. _Ruat coelum. Ich kann nicht
+anders. J'y suis, j'y reste._
+
+Williams laughs at my lyrical outbursts. But I am not yet through. I
+still have to speak of the women in the crowd. What an infinitely finer
+thing is a woman than a man of her class! To see this for yourself you
+have only to walk up Broadway until the southward-bearing stream breaks
+off and the tide begins to run from west to east. You have passed out of
+the commercial district into the region of factories. It is well on
+toward dark, and the barracks that go by the unlovely name of loft
+buildings, are pouring out their battalions of needle-workers. The crowd
+has become a mass. The nervous pace of lower Broadway slackens to the
+steady, patient tramp of a host. It is an army of women, with here and
+there a flying detachment of the male.
+
+On the faces of the men the day's toil has written its record even as on
+the women, but in a much coarser hand. Fatigue has beaten down the soul
+of these men into brutish indifference, but in the women it has drawn
+fine the flesh only to make it more eloquent of the soul. Instead of
+listlessness, there is wistfulness. Instead of vacuity you read mystery.
+Innate grace rises above the vulgarity of the dress. Cheap, tawdry
+blouse and imitation willow-plume walk shoulder to shoulder with the
+shoddy coat of the male, copying Fifth Avenue as fifty cents may attain
+to five dollars. But the men's shoddy is merely a horror, whereas woman
+transfigures and subtilizes the cheap material. The spirit of grace
+which is the birthright of her sex cannot be killed--not even by the
+presence of her best young man in Sunday clothes. She is finer by the
+heritage of her sex, and America has accentuated her title. This
+America which drains her youthful vigor with overwork, which takes from
+her cheeks the color she has brought from her Slavic or Italian peasant
+home, makes restitution by remoulding her in more delicate, more
+alluring lines, gives her the high privilege of charm--and neurosis.
+
+Williams and I pause at the Subway entrances and watch the earth suck in
+the crowd. It lets itself be swallowed up with meek good-nature. Our
+amazing good-nature! Political philosophers have deplored the fact. They
+have urged us to be quicker-tempered, more resentful of being stepped
+upon, more inclined to write letters to the editor. I agree that only in
+that way can we be rid of political bosses, of brutal policemen, of
+ticket-speculators, of taxi-cab extortioners, of insolent waiters, of
+janitors, of indecent congestion in travel, of unheated cars in the
+winter and barred-up windows in summer. I am at heart with the social
+philosophers. But then I am not typical of the crowd. When my neighbor's
+elbow injects itself into the small of my back, I twist around and
+glower at him. I forget that his elbow is the innocent mechanical result
+of a whole series of elbows and backs extending the length of the car,
+to where the first cause operates in the form of a station-guard's
+shoulder ramming the human cattle into their stalls. In the faces about
+me there is no resentment. Instead of smashing windows, instead of
+raising barricades in the Subway and hanging the train-guards with
+their own lanterns about their necks, the crowd sways and bends to the
+lurching of the train, and young voices call out cheerfully, 'Plenty of
+room ahead.'
+
+Horribly good-natured! We have taken a phrase which is the badge of our
+shame and turned it into a jest. Plenty of room ahead! If this were a
+squat, ill-formed proletarian race obviously predestined to subjection,
+one might understand. But that a crowd of trim, well-cut, self-reliant
+Americans, sharp-featured, alert, insolent as I have called them, that
+they should submit is a puzzle. Perhaps it is because of the fierce
+democracy of it all. The crush, the enforced intimacies of physical
+contact, the feeling that a man's natural condition is to push and be
+pushed, to shove ahead when the opportunity offers and to take it like a
+man when no chance presents itself--that is equality. A seat in the
+Subway is like the prizes of life for which men have fought in these
+United States. You struggle, you win or lose. If the other man wins
+there is no envy; admiration rather, provided he has not shouldered and
+elbowed out of reason. That god-like freedom from envy is passing
+to-day, and perhaps the good-nature of the crowd in the Subway will
+pass. I see signs of the approaching change. People do not call out,
+'Plenty of room ahead,' so frequently as they used to.
+
+Good-natured when dangling from the strap in the Subway, good-natured
+in front of baseball bulletins on Park Row, good-natured in the face of
+so much oppression and injustice, where is the supposed cruelty of the
+'mob'? I am ready to affirm on oath that the mob is not vindictive, that
+it is not cruel. It may be a bit sharp-tongued, fickle, a bit
+mischievous, but in the heart of the crowd there is no evil passion. The
+evil comes from the leaders, the demagogues, the professional distorters
+of right thinking and right feeling. The crowd in the bleachers is not
+the clamorous, brute mob of tradition. I have watched faces in the
+bleachers and in the grand-stand and seen little of that fury which is
+supposed to animate the fan. For the most part he sits there with folded
+arms, thin-lipped, eager, but after all conscious that there are other
+things in life besides baseball. No, it is the leaders, the baseball
+editors, the cartoonists, the humorists, the professional stimulators of
+'local pride,' with their exaggerated gloatings over a game won, their
+poisonous attacks upon a losing team, who are responsible. It is these
+demagogues who drill the crowd in the gospel of loving only a
+winner--but if I keep on I shall be in politics before I know it.
+
+If you see in the homeward crowd in the Subway a face over which the
+pall of depression has settled, that face very likely is bent over the
+comic pictures in the evening paper. I cannot recall seeing any one
+smile over these long serials of humorous adventure which run from day
+to day and from year to year. I have seen readers turn mechanically to
+these lurid comics and pore over them, foreheads puckered into a frown,
+lips unconsciously spelling out the long legends which issue in the form
+of little balloons and lozenges from that amazing portrait gallery of
+dwarfs, giants, shrilling viragos and their diminutive husbands,
+devil-children, quadrupeds, insects,--an entire zoology. If any stimulus
+rises from these pages to the puzzled brain, the effect is not visible.
+I imagine that by dint of repetition through the years these grotesque
+creations have become a reality to millions of readers. It is no longer
+a question of humor, it is a vice. The Desperate Desmonds, the
+Newly-weds, and the Dingbats, have acquired a horrible fascination.
+Otherwise I cannot see why readers of the funny page should appear to be
+memorizing pages from Euclid.
+
+This by way of anticipation. What the doctor has said of exercise being
+a habit which grows easy with time is true. It is the first five minutes
+of walking that are wearisome. I find myself strolling past Fourteenth
+Street, where I was to take my train for Belshazzar Court. Never mind,
+Forty-Second Street will do as well. I am now on a different Broadway.
+The crowd is no longer north and south, but flows in every direction. It
+is churned up at every corner and spreads itself across the squares and
+open places. Its appearance has changed. It is no longer a factory
+population. Women still predominate, but they are the women of the
+professions and trades which centre about Madison Square--business women
+of independent standing, women from the magazine offices, the publishing
+houses, the insurance offices. You detect the bachelor girl in the
+current which sets in toward the home quarters of the undomesticated,
+the little Bohemias, the foreign eating-places whose fixed _table
+d'hote_ prices flash out in illumined signs from the side streets. Still
+farther north and the crowd becomes tinged with the current of that
+Broadway which the outside world knows best. The idlers begin to mingle
+with the workers, men in English clothes with canes, women with plumes
+and jeweled reticules. You catch the first heart-beat of Little Old New
+York.
+
+The first stirrings of this gayer Broadway die down as quickly almost as
+they manifested themselves. The idlers and those who minister to them
+have heard the call of the dinner hour and have vanished, into hotel
+doors, into shabbier quarters by no means in keeping with the cut of
+their garments and their apparent indifference to useful employment.
+Soon the street is almost empty. It is not a beautiful Broadway in this
+garish interval between the last of the matinee and shopping crowd and
+the vanguard of the night crowd. The monster electric sign-boards have
+not begun to gleam and flash and revolve and confound the eye and the
+senses. At night the electric Niagara hides the squalid fronts of ugly
+brick, the dark doorways, the clutter of fire-escapes, the rickety
+wooden hoardings. Not an imperial street this Broadway at 6.30 of a
+summer's afternoon. Cheap jewelry shops, cheap tobacconist's shops,
+cheap haberdasheries, cheap restaurants, grimy little newspaper agencies
+and ticket-offices, and 'demonstration' stores for patent foods, patent
+waters, patent razors.
+
+O Gay White Way, you are far from gay in the fast-fading light, before
+the magic hand of Edison wipes the wrinkles from your face and
+galvanizes you into hectic vitality; far from alluring with your tinsel
+shop windows, with your puffy-faced, unshaven men leaning against
+door-posts and chewing pessimistic toothpicks, your sharp-eyed newsboys
+wise with the wisdom of the Tenderloin, and your itinerant women whose
+eyes wander from side to side. It is not in this guise that you draw the
+hearts of millions to yourself, O dingy, Gay White Way, O Via Lobsteria
+Dolorosa!
+
+Well, when a man begins to moralize it is time to go home. I have walked
+farther than I intended, and I am soft from lack of exercise, and tired.
+The romance of the crowd has disappeared. Romance cannot survive that
+short passage of Longacre Square, where the art of the theatre and of
+the picture-postcard flourish in an atmosphere impregnated with
+gasolene. As I glance into the windows of the automobile salesrooms and
+catch my own reflection in the enamel of Babylonian limousines I find
+myself thinking all at once of the children at home. They expand and
+fill up the horizon. Broadway disappears. I smile into the face of a
+painted promenader, but how is she to know that it is not at her I smile
+but at the sudden recollection of what the baby said at the
+breakfast-table that morning? Like all good New Yorkers when they enter
+the Subway, I proceed to choke up all my senses against contact with the
+external world, and thus resolving myself into a state of coma, I dip
+down into the bowels of the earth, whence in due time I am spewed out
+two short blocks from Belshazzar Court.
+
+
+
+
+Fashions in Men
+
+By Katharine Fullerton Gerould
+
+
+Never, I fancy, has it been more true than it is to-day, that fiction
+reflects life. The best fiction has always given us a kind of
+precipitate of human nature--_Don Quixote_ and _Tom Jones_ are equally
+'true' and true, in a sense, for all time; but our modern books give us
+every quirk and turn of the popular ideal, and fifty years hence, if
+read at all, may be too 'quaint' for words. And to any one who has been
+reading fiction for the last twenty years, it is cryingly obvious that
+fashions in human nature have changed.
+
+My first novel was _Jane Eyre_; and at the age of eight, I fell
+desperately in love with Fairfax Rochester. No instance could serve
+better to point the distance we have come. I was not an extraordinary
+little girl (except that, perhaps, I was extraordinarily fortunate in
+being permitted to encounter the classics in infancy), and I dare say
+that if I had not met Mr. Rochester, I should have succumbed to some
+imaginary gentleman of a quite different stamp. It may be that I should
+have fallen in love--had time and chance permitted--with 'V. V.' or The
+Beloved Vagabond. But I doubt it. In the first place, novels no longer
+assume that it is the prime business of the female heart (at whatever
+age) to surrender itself completely to some man. Consequently, the men
+in the novels of to-day are not calculated, as they once were, to hit
+the fluttering mark. The emotions are the last redoubt to be taken, as
+modern tactics direct the assault.
+
+People are always telling us that fashions in women have changed: what
+seems to me almost more interesting is that fashions in men (the stable
+sex) have changed to match. The new woman (by which I mean the very
+newest) would not fall in love with Mr. Rochester. It is therefore 'up
+to' the novelists to create heroes whom the modern heroine will fall in
+love with. This, to the popular satisfaction, they have done. And not
+only in fiction have the men changed; in life, too, the men of to-day
+are quite different. I know, because my friends marry them.
+
+It is immensely interesting, this difference. One by one, the man has
+sloughed off his most masculine (as we knew them) characteristics. Gone
+are Mr. Rochester, who fought the duel with the vicomte at dawn, and
+Burgo Fitzgerald (the only love of that incomparable woman, Lady
+Glencora Palliser), who breakfasted on curacao and pate de foie gras. No
+longer does Blanche Ingram declare, 'An English hero of the road would
+be the next best thing to an Italian bandit, and that could only be
+surpassed by a Levantine pirate.' Blanche Ingram wants--and gets--the
+Humanitarian Hero; some one who has particular respect for convicts and
+fallen women, and whose favorite author is Tolstoi. He must qualify for
+the possession of her hand by long, voluntary residence in the slums; he
+may inherit ancestral acres only if he has, concerning them, socialistic
+intentions. He must be too altruistic to kill grouse, and if he is to be
+wholly up-to-date, he must refuse to eat them. He must never order
+'pistols and coffee': his only permitted weapon is benevolent
+legislation.
+
+I do not mean that he is to be a milk-sop--'muscular Christianity' has
+at least taught us that it is well for the hero to be in the pink of
+condition, as he may any day have a street fight on his hands. And he
+should have the tongue of men and of angels. Gone is the inarticulate
+Guardsman--gone forever. The modern hero has read books that Burgo
+Fitzgerald and Guy Livingstone and Mr. Rochester never heard of. He is
+ready to address any gathering, and to argue with any antagonist, until
+dawn. He is, preferably, personally unconscious of sex until the heroine
+arrives; but he is by no means effeminate. He is a very complicated and
+interesting creature. Some mediaeval traits are discernible in him; but
+the eighteenth century would not have known him for human.
+
+What has he lost, this hero, and what has he gained? How did it all
+begin? In life, doubtless, it began with a feminine change of taste.
+Brilliant plumage has ceased to allure; and, I suspect, the peacock's
+tail, as much as the anthropoid ape's, is destined to elimination. We
+women of to-day are distrustful of the peacock's tail. We are mortally
+afraid of being misled by it, and of discovering, too late, that the
+peacock's soul is not quite the thing. Never has there been among the
+feminine young more scientific talk about sex, and never among the
+feminine young such a scientific distrust of it. Before a young woman
+suspects that she wants to marry a young man, she has probably discussed
+with him, exhaustively, the penal code, white slavery, eugenics, and
+race-suicide. The miracle--the everlasting miracle of Nature--is that
+she should want, in these circumstances, to marry him at all. She
+probably does not, unless his views have been wholly to her
+satisfaction. And with those views, what has the perpetual glory of the
+peacock's tail to do?
+
+So much for life. In our English fiction, I am inclined to believe that
+George Eliot began it with Daniel Deronda. But, in our own day, Meredith
+did more. Up to the time of Meredith, the dominant male was the
+fashionable hero. Tom Jones, and Sir Charles Grandison, and Fairfax
+Rochester, and 'Stunning' Warrington are as different as possible; but
+all of them, in their several ways, keep up one male tradition in
+fiction. It is within our own day that that tradition has entirely
+changed. Have you ever noticed how inveterately, in Meredith's novels,
+the schoolmaster or his spiritual kinsman comes out on top? Lord Ormont
+cannot stand against Matey Weyburn, Lord Fleetwood against Owain Wythan,
+Sir Willoughby Patterne against Vernon Whitford. The little girl who
+fell in love with Mr. Rochester would have preferred any one of these
+gentlemen (yes, even Sir Willoughby!) to his rival; but I dare say the
+event would have proved her wrong. Certainly the wisdom of the ladies'
+choice was never doubtful to Meredith himself. The soldier and the
+aristocrat cannot endure the test they are put to by the sympathetic
+male with a penchant for the enfranchised woman. Vain for Lord Ormont to
+accede to Aminta's taste for publicity; vain for Lord Fleetwood to
+become the humble wooer of Carinthia Jane: each has previously been
+convicted of pride.
+
+Now, in an earlier day, no woman would have looked at a man who was not
+proud--who was not, even, a little too proud. Pride, by which Lucifer
+fell, was the chief hall-mark of the gentleman. Moreover, in that
+earlier day, women did not expect their heroes to explain everything to
+them: a certain amount of reticence, a measure of silence, was also one
+of the hallmarks of the gentleman. If a bit of mystery could be thrown
+in, so much the better. It gave her something to exercise her
+imagination on. Think of the Byronic males--Conrad, Lara, and the rest!
+If they had told all, where would they have been? Think of Lovelace and
+Heathcote and Darcy and Brian de Bois Guilbert!
+
+Heroes, once, were always disdaining to speak, and spurning their foes.
+Nowadays, no hero disdains to speak, and no hero ventures to spurn
+anyone--least of all, his foes. He is humble of heart and very
+loquacious. Mrs. Humphry Ward has inherited from George Eliot; and the
+latest heroes of Mr. Galsworthy and Mr. Hewlett, for example, are the
+children of Vernon Whitford, Matey Weyburn, and Owain Wythan (of whom it
+is not explicitly written that they had any others). They are
+humanitarian and democratic; they are ignorant of hatred; they are
+inclined to think the ill-born necessarily better than the well-born;
+and they are quite sure that women are superior to men. True, Mr.
+Galsworthy always seems to be looking backward; he never forgets the
+ancient tradition that he is combating. His young aristocrats who eschew
+the ways of aristocracy are unhappy, and virtue in their case is 'its
+only reward.' Perhaps that is why his novels always leave us with the
+medicinal taste of inconclusion in our mouths. But take a handful of
+heroes elsewhere: the Reverend John Hodder, the ex-convict,'Daniel
+Smith,' 'V. V.', or even Coryston, the Socialist peer. Where, in the lot
+of them do you find either pride or reticence in the old sense? Where,
+in any one of them, do you find the Satanic charm? Which one would
+Harriet Byron, or Jane Eyre, or Catherine Earnshaw, or Elizabeth
+Bennett, have looked at with eyes of love?
+
+The 'Satanic charm.' The phrase is out. Milton, I suspect, is
+responsible for the tradition that has lasted so long, and is now being
+broken utterly to pieces. Milton made Satan delightful, and our good
+Protestant novelists for a long time followed his lead, in that they
+gave their delightful men some of the Satanic traits. Proud they were
+and scornfully silent, as we have recalled; and conventional to the last
+degree. 'Conventional,' that is, in the stricter sense; by which it is
+not meant that as portraits they were unconvincing, or that, as men,
+they never offended Mrs. Grundy. They were conventional in that they
+followed a convention; in that they were, to a large extent, predicable.
+They were jealous of their honor, and believed it vindicable by the
+duel; they had no doubt that good women were better than bad, and that
+pedigree in human beings was as important as pedigree in animals; and
+though they might be quixotic on occasion, they were not democratic
+_pour deux sous_. The barmaid was not their sister, nor the stevedore
+their brother. (The Satan of _Paradise Lost_, as we all remember, was a
+splendid snob.)
+
+Moreover, they were sophisticated--and not merely out of books. The
+Faust idea, having prevailed for many centuries, has at last been
+abandoned--and perhaps, our sober sense may tell us, rightly; but not so
+long ago there was still something more repellent to the female
+imagination about the man who chose not to know than about the man who
+chose not to abstain. I do not mean that we were supposed always to be
+looking for a Tom Jones or a Roderick Random--we might be looking for a
+Sir Charles Grandison, no less; but at least, when we found our hero, we
+expected to find him wiser than we. Nowadays, a girl rather likes to
+give a man points--and often (in fiction, at least) has to. Meredith
+railed against the 'veiled virginal doll' as heroine. Well: our heroines
+now are never veiled virginal dolls; but sometimes our heroes are.
+Lancelot has gone out, and Galahad has come in. I suspect that there is
+a literary law of compensation, and that, Ibsen and Strindberg to the
+contrary notwithstanding, there has to be a veiled virginal doll
+somewhere in a really taking romance. Perhaps it is fair that the
+sterner sex should have its turn at guarding ideals by the hearthstone,
+while women make the grand tour.
+
+Let me not be misunderstood. I am not referring particularly to that
+knowledge which any man is better without, but to the Odyssean
+experience which, in their respective measures, heroes were wont to have
+behind them:--
+
+ And saw the cities, and the counsels knew
+ . . . . . . . .
+ Of many men, and many a time at sea
+ Within his heart he bore calamity.
+
+They had at least seen the towns and the minds of men, and their morals
+were the less likely to be upset by a conventional assault upon them.
+Does any one chance to remember, I wonder, Theron Ware, led to his
+'damnation' by his first experience of a Chopin nocturne? It would have
+taken more than a Chopin nocturne to make any of our seasoned heroes do
+something that he did not wish to. They knew something of society, and
+_ergo_ of women; they had experienced, directly or vicariously, human
+romance; and they had read history. Nowadays, they are apt to know
+little or nothing--to begin with--of society, women, or romance, except
+what may be got from brand-new books on sociology; and they pride
+themselves on knowing no history. History, with its eternal stresses and
+selections, is nothing if not aristocratic, and our heroes nowadays must
+be democratic or they die. It is an age of complete faith in the
+superiority of the lower classes--the swing of the pendulum, no doubt,
+from the other extreme of thinking the lower classes morally and
+aesthetically negligible. 'Privilege' is as detestable now in matters of
+intellect and breeding as in matters of finance and politics. The man
+with the muck-rake has got past the office into the drawing-room. If
+your hero has the bad luck not to have been born in the slums, he must
+at least have the wit to take up his habitation there as soon as he
+comes of age. We have learned that riches are corrupting, but (except in
+the special sense of vice-commission reports) we have not yet learned
+that poverty is rather more corrupting than wealth.
+
+Sophistication, whether social, intellectual, or aesthetic, is now the
+deadly sin. If we are sophisticated, we may not be good enough for Ellis
+Island. And there goes another of the hallmarks of the gentleman as he
+was once known to fiction. Our hero in old days might not have
+condescended to the glittering assemblies of fashion, but there was
+never any doubt that, if he had, he would, in spite of himself, have
+been king of his company as soon as he entered the room. He might have
+been hard up, but his necktie would not have been 'a black sea holding
+for life a school of fat white fish.' He might have been lonely or
+gloomy, but he would not have been diffident, and he would never, never,
+_never_ have 'blinked' at the heroine. 'My godlike friend had carelessly
+put his hair-brush into the butter' says Asticot, at the outset, of the
+Beloved Vagabond. Now in picaresque novels, we were always meeting
+people who did that sort of thing; but they were not gentlemen. Whereas,
+the Beloved Vagabond is of noble birth, and despite his ten years'
+abeyance, finds the countess quite ready to marry him. She does not
+marry him in the end, to be sure, but we are permitted to feel that
+there was something lacking in her because Paragot's manners at tea did
+not please her.
+
+The hero of old had what used to be called 'a sense of fitness,' and a
+saving sense of humor, which combined to prevent his entering a ballroom
+as John the Baptist. The same lucky combination would have prevented
+him--in literature, at least--from wooing the millionaire's child with
+dusty commonplaces of the Higher Criticism or jeremiads against the
+daughters of Heth. But perhaps millionaires' children to-day take that
+sort of thing for manners. To the argument that a performance of the
+kind takes courage, one can only reply that, judging from the enthusiasm
+with which the preaching hero is received by the heroine, it apparently
+does not. And in any case, the hero is too sublimely ignorant of what
+socially constitutes courage to deserve any credit for it.
+
+Sometimes, of course, like Mr. Galsworthy's men, he perceives, with some
+inherited sense, that his kind of thing is not likely to be welcomed;
+and then he goes sadly and sternly away, leaving the girl to accept a
+wooer with more technique. But usually he cuts out everybody. For the
+chief hall-mark of a gentleman, now, is the desire to reform his own
+class out of all recognition.
+
+Women, as we know, have long wanted to be talked to as if they were men;
+and the result is that heroines now let themselves be lectured at in a
+way that very few men would endure. Alison Parr marries the Rev. John
+Hodder, and Carlisle Heth would have married V. V. if he had lived.
+Well: Clara Middleton married Vernon Whitford, and Carinthia Jane
+married Owain Wythan, and Aminta married Matey Weyburn.
+
+I may have seemed to be speaking cynically. That, I can give my word of
+honor, I am not. It is well that we have come to realize that there are
+some adventures which, in themselves, add no lustre to a man's name. It
+is well that we take thought for the lower strata of humanity--though
+our actual reforms, I fancy, show their authors as taking thought not
+for to-morrow but for to-day. Certainly brutality, or the indifference
+which is negative brutality, is not a beautiful or a moral thing; and
+certainly we do not particularly sympathize with Thackeray shedding
+tears as he went away from his publishers because they had obliged him
+to save Pendennis's chastity. That dreadful person, Arthur Pendennis,
+would surely not have been made any less dreadful by being permitted to
+seduce Fanny Bolton.
+
+It is right to think of the poor; it is right to bend our energies, as
+citizens, to the economic bettering of their lot. No one could sanely
+regret our doing so. But there is always danger in saying the thing
+which is not, and in pretending that because some virtues have hitherto
+not been recognized, the virtues that have been recognized are no good.
+One sympathizes with Towneley (in that incomparable novel _The Way of
+All Flesh_) when Ernest asks him,--
+
+'"Don't you like poor people very much yourself?"
+
+'Towneley gave his face a comical but good-natured screw and said
+quietly, but slowly and decidedly, "No, no, no," and escaped.
+
+'Of course, some poor people were very nice, and always would be so, but
+as though scales had fallen suddenly from his eyes he saw that no one
+was nicer for being poor, and that between the upper and lower classes
+there was a gulf which amounted practically to an impassable barrier.'
+
+It is a great pity that Samuel Butler did not live longer and write more
+novels. But in regretting him, we shall do well to remember that though
+publication was delayed until some time after the author's death, the
+bulk of _The Way of All Flesh_ was written in the '70's. _The Way of All
+Flesh_ is not sympathetic to the contemporary mood; it is one of those
+books so much ahead of its time (except perhaps in ecclesiastical
+matters) that the time has not yet caught up with it. It was doomed
+inevitably to an interval of oblivion. The case reminds one of _Richard
+Feverel_.
+
+Only in one way is _The Way of All Flesh_ quite contemporary. The hero
+thinks so well of the prostitute that he marries her. On the other hand,
+to be sure, he bitterly regrets it, which is not contemporary. I do not
+mean that the hero's marrying her is especially in the literary
+fashion, but his thinking well of her is. You will notice that in our
+moral fever we do not leave the prostitute out of our novels--no,
+indeed: she must be there to give spice, as of old. Only now, instead of
+being entangled with her, the young gentleman preaches to her; and she
+loves him for it. Perhaps this is what happens nowadays in real life. I
+do not pretend to know; but I suspect it is true, for I fancy the only
+kind of person who could invent the contemporary plot is the kind who
+would live it. The wildest imaginings of the people who are made
+differently would hardly stretch to it. And not only does the hero find
+himself immensely touched by the tragedy of the disreputable
+woman,--which is, after all, in certain cases plausible enough,--he
+burns to introduce his fiancee to her. Now that, again, may be
+life,--Mr. Winston Churchill, for example, should know better than
+I,--but it is certainly a world with the sense of values gone wrong. And
+when we have lost our sense of values, we shall presently lose the
+values as well. The girl herself is often to blame: did not the fiancee
+of Simon de Gex go of her own initiative to see the animal-tamer, and
+come away to renounce him, convinced that the animal-tamer was the
+nobler woman? Which, emphatically, she was not. But then, as we know
+from long experience of Mr. Locke, he cannot keep his head with
+circus-people about; and sawdust is incense to him. Let Mr. Locke have
+his little foibles by all means; but even Mr. Locke should not have
+made the spoiled darling of society marry the animal-tamer (one side of
+her face having been nearly clawed off) and _then_ go with her into city
+missionary work. Yet I do not believe it is really Mr. Locke's fault.
+The public at present loves as a sister the woman with a past; and loves
+city missionary work, if possible, more.
+
+The fact is that with all our imitation of Meredith--and every one who
+is not imitating Tolstoi is imitating Meredith--he has failed to save
+us. We have taken all his prescriptions blindly--except one. We have
+emancipated our women and emasculated our men; we have cast down the
+mighty from their seats and exalted them of low degree; we have learned
+all the Radical shibboleths and say them for our morning prayers; and we
+have faced the fact of sex so squarely that we can hardly see anything
+else. But we have not learned his saving hatred of the sentimentalist.
+Miss May Sinclair has admirably pointed out in her study of the _Three
+Brontes_ that Charlotte Bronte was exceedingly modern in her detestation
+of sentimentality. Modern she may have been--with Meredith; but not
+modern with the present novelists, for they are almost too sentimental
+to be endured. And there is the whole trouble. We think Thackeray an old
+fool for being sentimental over Amelia Sedley; but how does it better
+the case to be sentimental, instead, over the heroine of _The Promised
+Land_? Amelia Sedley was all in all a much nicer person, if not half so
+clever. She may have sniveled a good deal, but she was capable of loving
+some one else better than herself.
+
+Of course, I have cited only a few instances--those that happened to
+come most easily to mind. But let any reader of fiction run over
+mentally a group of contemporary heroes, and see if the substitutions I
+have named have not pretty generally taken place. Has not pride given
+way to humility, reticence to glibness, class-consciousness to a wild
+democracy, the code of manners to an uncouth unworldliness, and honor in
+the old sense to a burning passion for reform--'any old' reform? Do not
+these men lead us into the heterogeneous company of the unclassed of
+both sexes--and ask us to look upon them as saints in motley? Has not
+the world of fiction changed in the last twenty years? The hero in old
+days sometimes fell foul of the law by getting into debt. But we were
+not supposed, therefore, to be on his side against the law. Now, the
+hero does not, perhaps, get into legal difficulties himself, but he is
+always passionately on the side of the people whom laws were devised to
+protect the respectable from. The scientific tendency to consider that
+aristocracy consists merely in freedom from certain physical taints has
+permeated fiction. 'Is not one man as good as another?' asked the
+demagogue. 'Of course he is, and a great deal better!' replied the
+excited Irishman in the crowd. We are in the thick of a popular mania
+for thinking all the undesirables 'a good deal better.' The modern hero
+is, to my mind, in intention, if not in execution, an admirable figure;
+and though one rather expects him any day to give his whole fortune for
+a gross of green spectacles, one will not, for that, find him any less
+likable. Some day he will rediscover the Dantesque hierarchy of souls
+implicit in humanity. And then, perhaps, he will get back his charm.
+
+Some one is probably bursting to observe that we have a school of
+realists at hand; and that no one can accuse Mr. Wells and Mr. Bennett
+of sentimentality--also that we have Mr. Shaw and Mr. Granville Barker
+and Mr. Masefield as mounted auxiliaries in the field. I grant Mr.
+Bennett; I am not so sure about Mr. Wells. But certainly Mr. Wells is
+not sentimental as Mr. William de Morgan, Mr. Winston Churchill, Mr.
+Meredith Nicholson, Mr. Theodore Dreiser, Mr. H. S. Harrison, and Miss
+Ellen Glasgow are sentimental. If he is sentimental at all, it is rather
+over ideas than people. (Mr. Masefield, I am inclined to think, is
+simply catering to the special audience that Thomas Hardy, by his
+silence, has left gaping and empty.) Let us look into the matter a
+little. 'Sentimental' is one of the most difficult catchwords in the
+world to define; and you can get a roomful of intelligent people
+quarreling over it any time. Perhaps, for our purposes, it will serve
+merely to say that the sentimentalist is always, in one way or another,
+disloyal to facts. He cannot be trusted to give a straight account,
+because his own sense of things is more valuable to him than the truth.
+He has come in on the top of the pragmatic wave, and the sands of
+Anglo-Saxondom are strewn thick with him. He serves, in Kipling's
+phrase, the God of Things as They Ought to Be (according to his private
+feeling). His own perversion may be aesthetic, or intellectual, or moral,
+or sociological, but he is always recognizable by his tampering with
+truth.
+
+Now, Mr. Wells does tamper with truth. He did it, for example, in the
+case of Ann Veronica. He wanted Ann Veronica to be a nice girl under
+twenty, and he wanted her, even more, to be unduly awakened to certain
+physical aspects of sex. It was sentimentality that made him draw her as
+he did: determination to prove that the girl who loved as he wanted her
+to love was just as conventional as any one else. You cannot have your
+cake and eat it too; but the sentimentalist blindly refuses to accept
+that. Accordingly, we get the unconvincing creature that Mr. Wells
+wanted to believe existed. Mr. Wells's heroes may not seem to bear out
+my argument so well as Mr. Galsworthy's. To be sure, Mr. Wells is not so
+sentimental as Mr. Galsworthy, and he has not, like the author of _The
+Man of Property_, and _Fraternity_, and _Justice_, one--just one--fixed
+idea. Mr. Galsworthy always deals with a man who is in love with some
+other man's wife; and his world is thereby narrowed. Mr. Wells is
+interested in a good many things, and his politics are not purely
+philanthropic as most of our novelists' politics are. But Mr. Wells's
+heroes, even when they are fairly fortunate, are preoccupied with their
+own notions of sociological duty, even more than they are preoccupied
+with passion, though their passion is 'special' enough when it comes.
+Would any one except a Wells hero take a trip to India and come away
+having seen nothing but the sweat-shops of Bombay? Always the author's
+sympathy is with the under dog; whether it is Kipps or Mr. Polly living
+out his long foredoomed existence, or George Ponderevo analyzing
+Bladesover with diabolic keenness and aching contempt. 'I'm a spiritual
+guttersnipe in love with unimaginable goddesses,' says Ponderevo in a
+burst of frankness. There you have the Wells hero to the life. And Mr.
+Bennett's people are only spiritual guttersnipes who are _not_ in love
+with unimaginable goddesses.
+
+The point is that the guttersnipe is having his turn in fiction: if our
+American heroes are not guttersnipes themselves, it is their sign of
+grace to be supremely interested in guttersnipes. In one way or the
+other, the guttersnipe must have his proper prominence. Of course, there
+are differences and degrees: a few heroes get no nearer the lower
+classes than a passionate desire for reform tickets and municipal
+sanitation. But ordinarily they must go through Ernest Pontifex's state
+of believing that poor people are not only more important, but in every
+way nicer than rich people; and few of them go back utterly on that
+belief, as Ernest did. Perhaps that, more than anything else, marks the
+change of fashion in men. For gentlemen were always, in their way,
+benevolent; but formerly they had not achieved the paradox that the
+object of benevolence is _ex officio_ more interesting than the
+bestower.
+
+Books have been written before now in the interest of reform. They tell
+us that _Justice_ set the Home Secretary to thinking. Well: Marcus
+Clarke actually caused the reform of the Australian penal settlements by
+his now forgotten novel, _For the Term of His Natural Life_. The hero of
+Marcus Clarke's book was innocent and unjustly condemned; the hero of
+_Justice_ is guilty. Wanton cruelty is wicked whether the victim be a
+bad man or a good one; but the difference between these two heroes is
+not so purely accidental as, at first blush, it may seem. The author of
+_His Natural Life_ starting out to capture sympathy, showed the brutal
+system wreaking itself on an innocent man, of good family, condemned for
+another's guilt. Mr. Galsworthy, equally eager to capture sympathy,
+makes his protagonist guilty of the theft, having tried in vain to
+incriminate an innocent person. Each writer depended, doubtless, on
+public sentiment for his effect. In Marcus Clarke's time, public
+sentiment--however unfortunate the fact may be--simply could not have
+been aroused to such a pitch by the sufferings of a liar and a thief as
+by the sufferings of an innocent man who is consciously paying another
+person's penalty. The Humanitarian Hero had not come into fashion--nor
+yet the guttersnipe. But Marcus Clarke's book did its work--proof that
+even in the '50's we were not so callous as we seemed.
+
+I said earlier that in life, as well as in literature, men had changed.
+One's instances, obviously, must be from books, and not from one's
+acquaintance; but I spoke truth. Philanthropy is the latest social
+ladder, but it would not be so if the people on the top rung were not
+interested in philanthropy. There has been, for whatever reason, a
+tremendous spurt of interest in sociological questions. Our hard-headed
+young men, of high ideals, find themselves fighting, of necessity, on a
+different battlefield from any that strategists would have chosen thirty
+years ago. Moreover, philanthropy being woman's way into politics, women
+have been giving their calm, or hysterical, attention to problems which,
+thirty years since, did not, as problems, exist for them. I said that
+the change of taste in women would probably account for much of the
+change of fashion in men. A schoolmate of mine, writing me some years
+since of her engagement, said (in nearly these words), 'He is
+tremendously interested in city missionary work; it wouldn't have been
+quite perfect if we hadn't had that in common.' Both were spoiled
+darlings of fortune, but the statement was quite sincere. Undoubtedly,
+without that, it would not have been 'quite perfect' in the eyes of
+either.
+
+The mere conversation of the marriageable young has changed past belief.
+'Social service' has usurped so many subjects! Have many people stopped
+to realize, I wonder, how completely the psychological novel and the
+'problem' play (in the old sense) have gone out of date? The psychology
+of hero and heroine, their emotional attitudes to each other, are
+largely worked out now in terms of their attitudes to impersonal
+questions, their religious or their sociological 'principles.' The
+individual personal reaction counts less and less. If they agree on the
+same panacea for the social evils, the author can usually patch up a
+passion sufficient for them to marry on. Gone, for the most part, are
+the pages of intimate analysis. No intimate analysis is needed any
+longer. As for the 'problem play,' we have it still with us, but in
+another form. _The Doll's House_ and _The Second Mrs. Tanqueray_ are
+both antiquated: we do not call a drama a problem play now unless it
+preaches a new kind of legislation. And as for sex,--in its finer
+aspects it no longer interests us.
+
+There was a great deal more sex, in its subtler manifestations, in the
+old novels and plays, than in the new ones. Not so long ago, a novel was
+a love story; and it was of supreme importance to a hero whether or not
+he could make the heroine care for him. It was also of supreme
+importance to the heroine. The romance was all founded on sex; and yet
+sex was hardly mentioned. Our heroes and heroines still marry; but when
+they consider sex at all, they are apt to consider it biologically, not
+romantically. We, as a public, are more frankly interested in sex than
+ever; but we think of it objectively, and a little brutally, in terms of
+demand and supply. And so we get often the pathetic spectacle of the
+hero and heroine having no time to make love to each other in the good
+old-fashioned way, because they are so busy suppressing the red-light
+district and compiling statistics of disease. Much of the frankness,
+doubtless, is a good thing; but beyond a doubt, it has cheapened
+passion. For passion among civilized people is a subtle thing: it is
+wrapped about with dreams and imaginings; and can bring human beings to
+salvation as well as to perdition. But when it is shown to us as the
+mere province of courtesans, small wonder that we turn from it to the
+hero who will have difficulty in feeling or inspiring it. Especially
+since we are told, at the same time, that even the courtesan plies her
+trade only from direst necessity.
+
+After all, the only safe person to fall in love with nowadays _is_ a
+reformer: socially, financially, and sentimentally. And most women, at
+least, could (if they would) say with the Princesse Mathilde, 'Je n'aime
+que les romans dont je voudrais etre l'heroine.' Certainly, unless for
+some special reason, no novel of which one would not like to be the
+heroine--in love with the hero--will reach the hundred thousand mark. If
+there are any of us left who regret the gentlemen of old--who still
+prefer our Darcy or even our Plantagenet Palliser--we must write our own
+novels, and divine our own heroes under the protective coloring of their
+conventional breeding. For they are not being 'featured,' at present,
+either in life or in literature.
+
+
+
+
+A Confession in Prose
+
+By Walter Prichard Eaton
+
+
+Unlike M. Jourdain, who had been speaking prose all his life without
+knowing it, I have been writing it nearly all of mine, quite
+consciously, and earning my living thereby since I was twenty-one years
+old. I am now thirty-four. I have been a professional writer of prose,
+then, for thirteen years--or shall I say a writer of professional prose?
+Much of this writing has been done for various American magazines; still
+more has been done to fill the ravenous columns of American newspapers;
+some, even, has been immured between covers. I have tried never to write
+sloppily, though I have of necessity often written hastily. I can
+honestly say, too, that I have tried at times to write beautifully, by
+which I mean rhythmically, with a conscious adjustment of sound and
+melody to the sense, with the charm of word-chiming further to heighten
+heightened thought. But I can also as honestly say that in this latter
+effort I have never been encouraged by a newspaper editor, and I have
+been not infrequently discouraged by magazine editors. Not all
+magazines compel you to chop up your prose into a maximum paragraph
+length of ten lines, as does a certain one of large circulation. Not all
+newspapers compel you to be 'smart,' as did one for which I worked
+compel us all. But the impression among editors is prevalent, none the
+less, that a conversational downrightness and sentence and paragraph
+brevity are the be-all and end-all of prose style, or at least of so
+much of prose style as can be grasped by the populace who read their
+publications; and that beautiful writing must be 'fine writing,' and
+therefore never too much to be avoided. So I started out from the
+classroom of Professor Lewis E. Gates, one of the keenest and most
+inspiring analysts of prose beauties this country has produced, to be a
+professional writer of prose, and dreamed, as youth will, of wrapping my
+singing robes about me and ravishing the world. I was soon enough told
+to doff my singing robes for the overalls of journalism, and I have
+become a writer of professional prose instead.
+
+These remarks have been inspired by a long and wistful evening just
+spent in perusing Professor Saintsbury's new book, called _The History
+of English Prose Rhythm_. I shall hold no brief for the good professor's
+method of scansion. It matters little to me, indeed, how he chooses to
+scan prose. What does matter to me is that he has chosen to scan it at
+all, that he has brought forward the finest examples in the stately
+procession of English literature, and demonstrated with all the weight
+of his learning, his authority, his fine enthusiasm, that this prose is
+no less consciously wrought to pleasing numbers than is verse. We who
+studied under Professor Gates knew much of this before, if not in so
+detailed and would-be methodical a fashion. Charles Lamb knew it when he
+wrote, 'Even ourself, in these our humbler lucubrations, tune our best
+measured cadences (prose has her cadences) not unfrequently to the charm
+of the drowsier watchman, "blessing the doors"; or the wild sweep of
+winds at midnight.' Sir Thomas Browne was not exactly unaware of it as
+he prepared his _Urn Burial_ for the printer; nor the authors of the
+King James Version of the Bible when they translated--or if you prefer,
+paraphrased--the rhapsodic chapters of Isaiah. But it is pleasant, and
+not unimportant, to be once more reminded, in a generation when written
+speech has sunk to the conversational level of the man in the street,
+that 'prose has her cadences'; and to me, at least, it is melancholy,
+also. For I would strive to write such prose, in my stumbling fashion,
+were I permitted.
+
+Writing about a fine art, as I am so often called upon to do, I would
+endeavor with what might lay in me to write about it finely. Suppose
+that art chances to be the drama. Why, when some compact, weighty, and
+worthily performed example comes to our stage, should I be expected to
+toss off a description of it in a style less compact and weighty and
+worthily conducted? On the rare occasions when a new play chances to be
+poetic, am I not justified in writing of it in poetic prose? How else,
+indeed, can I truly render back to my readers the subtler aspects of its
+charm? But for such writing there is little room in our hurrying and
+'conversational' press, though now and then a despised dramatic editor
+is found who understands. Even the drama itself strives to be
+'conversational' at all costs, under the banner of 'realism,' and
+profanity flourishes on our stage in what we must infer to be a most
+life-like manner, while we have almost forgotten that the spoken word
+can be melodious or imaginative. Criticism cries at its heels, and helps
+with flippant jest and broken syntax and cacophonous combinations of our
+poorest vernacular, in the general debasement. Do not tell me that men
+do not exist who could write differently of the stage, as men exist who
+can, and do, write differently for it. Every worthy dramatist can be
+paralleled by at least one worthy critic, and more probably by three or
+four, since the true creative instinct in drama is perhaps the rarest of
+human attributes, save only charity. But the editors appear to have
+determined that the public does not want such critics--and perhaps the
+editors are right. At least, the public does not often get them.
+
+We are speaking now of prose, not of opinions, and we may safely
+introduce the name of a living critic, William Winter. For nearly half a
+century Mr. Winter has written prose about the theatre, and although
+that prose was produced for a morning newspaper it was carefully and
+consistently balanced and welded, and, when the subject demanded it,
+rose, according to its creator's ideas of beauty, into the heightened
+eloquence of sentence rhythm and syllabic harmony. Leisure may improve,
+but haste cannot prevent the rhythm of prose, provided the instinct for
+it resides in the writer, and the opportunity exists for practice and
+expression. Two examples of Mr. Winter's use of rhythm come to my
+memory, and I quote only phrases, not whole sentences, merely because I
+am sure of no more. Writing one morning of a new and very 'modern' play,
+presented the previous evening by a well-known actress, he said: 'Sarah
+Bernhardt at least made her sexual monsters interesting, wielding the
+lethal hatpin or the deadly hatchet with Gallic grace and sweet
+celerity.' Again, in reviewing Pinero's _Iris_, he took up two of Henry
+Arthur Jones's phrases, recently made current in a lecture, and played
+with them, ending with mellifluous scorn, 'Such are "the great realities
+of modern life," flowers of disease and blight that fringe the charnel
+house of the "serious drama."'
+
+These are certainly examples of rhythmic, or cadenced prose, and they
+are examples taken from journalistic reviews. They admirably express the
+writer's point of view toward his subject matter, but they also reveal
+his care for the manner of expression, they satisfy the ear; and
+therefore to one at all sensitive to literature they are doubly
+satisfying. The arrow of irony is ever more delightful when it sings on
+its flight. The trick, then, can be done. Mr. Winter, too often perhaps
+for modern ears, performed it by recourse to the Johnsonian balance of
+period and almost uniform, swelling roll. But that is neither here nor
+there. The point is that he performed it--and that it is no longer
+performed by the new generation, either in newspaper columns, or, we
+will add at once, anywhere else. Rhythmic prose, prose cadenced to charm
+the ear and by its melodies and harmonies properly adjusted to heighten,
+as with an under-song, the emotional appeal of the ideas expressed, is
+no longer written. It appears to be no longer wanted. We are fallen upon
+harsh and colloquial times.
+
+No one with any ear at all would deny Emerson a style, even if his
+rhythms are often broken into the cross-chop of Carlyle. No one would
+deny Irving a style, or Poe,--certainly Poe at his best,--or, indeed, to
+hark far back, Cotton Mather in many passages of the _Magnalia_, where
+to a quaint iambic simplicity he added a Biblical fervor which redeems
+and melodizes the monotony. Mather suggests Milton, Irving suggests
+Addison, Emerson suggests Carlyle, Poe, shall we say, is often the too
+conscious workman typified by De Quincey. But thereafter, in this
+country, we descend rapidly into second-hand imitations, into rhythm
+become, in truth, mere 'fine writing,' until its death within recent
+memory. Yet we do not find even to-day the true cadenced prose either
+uninteresting or out of date. Emerson is as modern as the morning paper.
+Newman's description of the ideal site for a university, in the clear
+air of Attica beside the blue AEgean, charms us still with its perfect
+blend of sound and sense, its clear intellectual idea borne on a
+cadenced undersong, as of distant surf upon the shore; and the exquisite
+epilogue to the _Apologia_, with its chime of proper names, still brings
+a moisture to our eyes. The triumphant tramp of Gibbon, the headlong
+imagery and Biblical fervor of Ruskin, the languid music of Walter
+Pater, each holds its separate charm, and the charm is not archaic.
+
+Is such prose impossible any more? Certainly it is not. The heritage of
+the language is still ours, the birthright of our noble English tongue.
+Simply, we do not dare to let ourselves go. We seem tortured with the
+modern blight of self-consciousness; and while the cheaper magazines are
+almost blatant in their unblushing self-puffery, they are none the less
+cravenly submissive to what they deem popular demand, and turn their
+backs on literature, on style, as something abhorrent to a race which
+has been fed on the English Bible for three hundred years. Their ideal
+of a prose style now seems to consist of a series of staccato yips. It
+really cannot be described in any other way. The 'triumphantly
+intricate' sentence celebrated by Walter Pater would give many a modern
+editor a shiver of terror. He would visualize it as mowing down the
+circulation of the magazine like a machine gun. Rhythm and beauty of
+style can hardly be achieved by staccato yips. The modern magazine
+writer, trying to be rhetorically effective, trying to rise to the
+demands of heightened thought or emotional appeal, reminds one of that
+enthusiastic German tympanist who wrote an entire symphonic poem for
+kettle-drums.
+
+I read one of the autumn crop of new novels the other day. Curiously
+enough, it was written by a music critic who, in his reviews of music,
+is constantly insisting on the primal importance of melody and harmony,
+who is an arch foe of the modern programme school and the whole-tone
+scale of Debussy. But the prose of his novel was utterly devoid of these
+prized elements, melody and harmony. A heavy, or sometimes turgid,
+journalistic commonplaceness sat upon it. I will not be unfair and tear
+an illustration from some passage of rightly simple narration. I will
+take the closing sentences from one of the climactic chapters, when the
+mood had supposedly risen to intensity, and, if ever, the prose would
+have been justified in rising to reinforce the emotion.
+
+The house was aroused to extravagant demonstrations. Across the
+footlights it looked like a brilliantly realistic piece of acting, and
+the audience was astonished at the vigor of the hitherto cold Americano.
+
+'But Nagy was not deceived. Crushed, dishevelled, breathless, she knew
+that her dominion over him was gone forever. She had tried to show him
+his soul and he had begun to see the light.'
+
+Now, an ear attuned to the melodies of English prose must surely find
+this commonplace, and the closing sentence of all actually as harsh as
+the tonalities of Strauss or Debussy seem to the writer. Let us, even if
+a little unfairly, set it beside a passage from _Henry Esmond_, again a
+climactic passage, but one where the style is climactic, also, rising to
+the mood.
+
+'"You will please, sir, to remember," he continued, "that our family
+hath ruined itself by fidelity to yours: that my grandfather spent his
+estate, and gave his blood and his son to die for your service; that my
+dear lord's grandfather (for lord you are now, Frank, by right and title
+too) died for the same cause; that my poor kinswoman, my father's second
+wife, after giving away her honor to your wicked perjured race, sent all
+her wealth to the King; and got in return that precious title that lies
+in ashes, and this inestimable yard of blue ribbon. I lay this at your
+feet and stamp upon it; I draw this sword, and break it and deny you;
+and had you completed the wrong you designed us, by Heaven I would have
+driven it through your heart, and no more pardoned you than your father
+pardoned Monmouth. Frank will do the same, won't you, cousin?"'
+
+This justly famous passage, be it noted, is dialogue. To-day we
+especially do not dare to rise above a conversational level in dialogue.
+We should be accused of being 'unnatural.' Does no one speak beautifully
+any more, then, even in real life? Are the nerve-centres so shattered in
+the modern anatomy that no connection is established between emotions
+and the musical sense? Does an exquisite mood no longer reflect itself
+in our voice, in our vocabulary? Does no lover rise to eloquence in the
+presence of his Adored? If that is the case, surely we now speak
+unnaturally, and it should be the duty of literature to restore our
+health! Nor need such speech in fiction float clear away from solid
+ground. Notice how Thackeray in his closing sentence--'Frank will do the
+same, won't you, cousin?'--anchors his rhetoric to the earth.
+
+We are, let it be said again, in the grasp of realism, and realism but
+imperfectly understood. Just as our drama aims to reproduce exactly a
+'solid' room upon the stage, and to set actors to talking therein the
+exact speech of every day, so our oratory, so-called, is the
+reproduction of a one-sided conversation, and our novels (when they are
+worthy of consideration) are reproductions of patiently accumulated
+details, set forth in impatiently assembled sentences. But all this does
+not of necessity constitute realism, because its effect is not of
+necessity the creation of illusion, however truthful the artist's
+purpose. Of what avail, in the drama, for example, are solid rooms and
+conversational vernacular if the characters do not come to life in our
+imaginations, so that we share their joys and sorrows? Of what effect
+are the realistic details of a novel, whether of incident or language,
+if we do not re-live its story as we read? Surely, the answer is plain,
+and therefore any literary devices which heighten the mood for us are
+perfectly justifiable weapons of the realist, even as they are of the
+romanticist. One of these devices is consciously wrought prose. For the
+present we plead for its employment on no higher ground than this of
+practical expediency.
+
+But how, you may ask,--no, not you, dear reader, who understand, but
+some other chap, a poor dog of an author, perhaps,--can consciously
+wrought prose aid in the creation of illusion? How can it be more than
+pretty?
+
+Let us turn for answer to Sir Thomas Browne, to 'The Garden of Cyrus,'
+to the closing numbers:--
+
+'Besides, Hippocrates hath spoke so little, and the oneirocritical
+masters have left such frigid interpretations from plants, that there is
+little encouragement to dream of paradise itself. Nor will the sweetest
+delight of gardens afford much comfort in sleep, wherein the dulness of
+that sense shakes hands with delectable odours; and though in the bed of
+Cleopatra, can hardly with any delight raise up the ghost of a rose.'
+
+That is archaic, perhaps, and not without a certain taint of quaintness
+to modern ears. But how drowsy it is, how minor its harmonies, how
+subtly soothing its languid melody! It tells, surely, in what manner
+consciously wrought prose may aid in the creation of illusion. The mood
+of sleep was here to be evoked, and lo! it comes from the very music of
+the sentences, from the drowsy lullaby of selected syllables.
+
+We might choose a quite different example, from a seemingly most
+unlikely source, from the plays of George Bernard Shaw. One hardly
+thinks of Mr. Shaw with a style, but rather with a stiletto. His
+prefaces have been too disputative, his plays too epigrammatic, for the
+cultivation of prose rhythms. Yet his prose is almost never without a
+certain crisp accuracy of conversational cadence; his ear almost never
+betrays him into sloppiness; and when the occasion demands, his style
+can rise to meet it. The truth is, Mr. Shaw is seldom emotional, so that
+his crisp accuracy of speech is most often the fitting garment for his
+thought. But in _John Bull's Other Island_ his emotions are stirred, and
+when Larry Doyle breaks out into an impassioned description of Ireland
+the effect on the imagination of the heightened prose, when a good actor
+speaks it, is almost startling.
+
+'No, no; the climate is different. Here, if the life is dull, you can
+be dull too, and no great harm done. (_Going off into a passionate
+dream._) But your wits can't thicken in that soft moist air, on those
+white springy roads, in those misty rushes and brown bogs, on those
+hillsides of granite rocks and magenta heather. You've no such colors in
+the sky, no such lure in the distances, no such sadness in the evenings.
+Oh, the dreaming! the dreaming! the torturing, heart-scalding,
+never-satisfying dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming! (_Savagely._)
+No debauchery that ever coarsened and brutalized an Englishman can take
+the worth and usefulness out of him like that dreaming. An Irishman's
+imagination never lets him alone, never convinces him, never satisfies
+him; but it makes him so that he can't face reality nor deal with it nor
+handle it nor conquer it: he can only sneer at them that do, and
+(_bitterly, at Broadbent_) be "agreeable to strangers," like a
+good-for-nothing woman on the streets.'
+
+This, to be sure, is prose to be spoken, not prose to be read. Different
+laws prevail, for different effects are sought. But the principle of
+cadence calculated to fit the mood, and by its melodic, or, as here, its
+percussive character to heighten the emotional appeal, remains the same.
+
+But beyond the argument for cadenced prose as an aid to illusion,
+employed in the proper places,--that is, where intensity of imagery or
+feeling can benefit by it,--is the higher plea for sheer lingual beauty
+for its own sake. Shall realism preclude all other effects of artistic
+creation? Because the men on our streets, the women in our homes, talk
+sloppily, shall all our books be written in their idiom, all our stage
+characters reproduce their commonplaceness, nearly all our magazines and
+newspapers give no attention to the graces of style? I am pleading for
+no Newman of the news story, nor am I seeking to arm our muck-rakers
+with the pen of Sir Thomas Browne. I would not send Walter Pater to
+report a football game (though Stevenson could doubtless improve on most
+of the 'sporting editors'), nor ask that Emerson write our editorials.
+But there is a poor way, and there is a fine way, to write everything,
+and inevitably the man who has an ear for the rhythms of prose, who has
+been trained and encouraged to write his very best, will fit his style
+appropriately to his subject. He will not seek to cadence his sentences
+in bald narration or in exposition, but he will, nevertheless, keep them
+capable of natural and pleasant phrasing, he will avoid monotony,
+jarring syllables, false stress, and ugly or tripping terminations which
+throw the voice as one's feet are thrown by an unseen obstacle in the
+path. His paragraphs, too, will group naturally, as falls his thought.
+But when the subject he has in hand rises to invective, to exhortation,
+to the dignity of any passion or the sweep of any vision, then if his
+ear be tuned and his courage does not fail him he must inevitably write
+in cadenced periods, the effectiveness of his work depending on the
+adjustment of these cadences to the mood of the moment, on his skill as
+an artist in prose.
+
+And just now the courage of our young men fails. The unrestrained
+abandonment of all art to realism, of every sort of printed page to bald
+colloquialism, has dulled the natural ear in all of us for comely prose,
+and made us deaf to more stately measures. The complete democratizing of
+literature has put the fear of plebeian ridicule in our hearts, and the
+wider a magazine's circulation, it would seem, the more harm it does to
+English prose, because in direct ratio to its sale are its pages given
+over to the Philistines, and the dignity and refinement of thought which
+could stimulate dignity and refinement of expression are unknown to its
+contributors, or kept carefully undisclosed.
+
+I have often fancied, in penitential moments, a day of judgment for us
+who write, when we shall stand in flushed array before the Ultimate
+Critic and answer the awful question, 'What have you done with your
+language?' There shall be searchings of soul that morning, and
+searchings of forgotten pages of magazines and 'best sellers' and books
+of every sort, for the cadence that may bring salvation. But many shall
+seek and few shall find, and the goats shall be sorted out in droves,
+condemned to an eternity of torture, none other than the everlasting
+task of listening to their own prose read aloud.
+
+'What have you done with your language?' It is a solemn question for all
+of us, for you who speak as well as for us who write. Our language is a
+priceless heritage. It has been the ladder of life up which we climbed;
+with it we have bridged the sundering flood that forever rolls between
+man and man; through its aid have come to us the treasures of the past,
+the world's store of experience; by means of it our poets have wrought
+their measures, our philosophers their dreams. Bit by bit, precious
+mosaic after precious mosaic, the great body of English literature has
+been built up, in verse and prose, the crown of that division of
+language we call our own. Consciously finding itself three centuries
+ago, our English prose blossomed at once into the solemn splendors of
+the King James Bible and then into the long-drawn, ornate magnificence
+of Sir Thomas Browne, never again till our day to lose consciousness of
+its power, to forget its high and holy task, the task of maintaining our
+language at full tide and ministering to style and beauty. There were
+fluxes in the fashions, naturally; little of Browne's music being found
+in the almost conversational fluency (but not laxness) of Addison, even
+as the suave Mr. Addison himself has vanished in the tempestuous
+torrents of Carlyle. But there always was an Addison, a Carlyle, a
+Newman, a Walter Pater, whose work loomed large in popular regard, whose
+influence was mighty in shaping a taste for prose style. Who now, we may
+ask, looking around us in America, looms large in popular regard as a
+writer of ample vision, amply and beautifully clothed in speech, and
+whose influence is mighty in shaping a taste for prose style? It is not
+enough to have the worthies of the past upon our shelves. Each age must
+have its own inspiration. Again we hear the solemn question, 'What have
+you done with your language?' Only Ireland may answer, 'We have our
+George Moore, and we had our Synge not long ago--but we stoned his
+plays.'
+
+We have stifled our language, we have debased it, we have been afraid of
+it. But some day it will reassert itself, for it is stronger than we,
+alike our overlord and avatar. Deep in the soul of man dwells the lyric
+impulse, and when his song cannot be the song of the poet it will shape
+itself in rhythmic prose, that it may still be cadenced and modulated to
+change with the changing thought and sound an obligato to the moods of
+the author's spirit. How wonderful has been our prose,--grave and
+chastely rich when Hooker wrote it, striding triumphant over the pages
+of Gibbon on tireless feet, ringing like a trumpet from Emerson's white
+house in Concord, modulated like soft organ-music heard afar in Newman's
+lyric moods, clanging and clamorous in Carlyle, in Walter Pater but as
+the soft fall of water in a marble fountain while exquisite odors flood
+the Roman twilight and late bees are murmurous, a little of all,
+perhaps, in Stevenson! We, too, we little fellows of to-day, could
+write as they wrote, consciously, rhythmically, if we only cared, if we
+only dared. We ask for the opportunity, the encouragement. Alas! that
+also means a more liberal choice of graver subjects, and a more
+extensive employment of the essay form. Milton could hardly have been
+Miltonic on a lesser theme than the Fall of the Angels, and Walter Pater
+wrote of the Mona Lisa, not Lizzie Smith of Davenport, Iowa. It is
+doubtless of interest to learn about Lizzie, but she hardly inspires us
+to rhythmic prose.
+
+
+
+
+In the Chair
+
+By Ralph Bergengren
+
+
+About once in so often a man must go to the barber for what, with
+contemptuous brevity, is called a haircut. He must sit in a big chair, a
+voluminous bib (prettily decorated with polka dots) tucked in round his
+neck, and let another human being cut his hair for him. His head, with
+all its internal mystery and wealth of thought, becomes for the time
+being a mere poll, worth two dollars a year to the tax-assessor: an
+irregularly shaped object, between a summer squash and a canteloupe,
+with too much hair on it, as very likely several friends and
+acquaintances have advised him. His identity vanishes.
+
+As a rule the less he now says or thinks about his head, the better: he
+has given it to the barber, and the barber will do as he pleases with
+it. It is only when the man is little and is brought in by his mother,
+that the job will be done according to instructions; and this is because
+the man's mother is in a position to see the back of his head. Also
+because the weakest woman under such circumstances has strong
+convictions. When the man is older the barber will sometimes allow him
+to see the haircut, cleverly reflected in two mirrors; but not one man
+in a thousand--nay, in ten thousand--would dare express himself as
+dissatisfied. After all, what does he know of haircuts, he who is no
+barber? Women feel differently; and I know of one man, returning home
+with a new haircut, who was compelled to turn round again and take what
+his wife called his 'poor' head to another barber by whom the haircut
+was more happily finished. But that was exceptional. And it happened to
+that man but once.
+
+The very word 'haircut' is objectionable. It snips like the scissors.
+Yet it describes the operation more honestly than the substitute 'trim,'
+a euphemism indicating a jaunty habit of dropping in frequently at the
+barber's, and so keeping the hair perpetually at just the length that is
+most becoming. For most men, although the knowledge must be gathered by
+keen, patient observation and never by honest confession, there is a
+period, lasting about a week, when the length of their hair is
+admirable. But it comes between haircuts. The haircut itself is never
+satisfactory. If his hair was too long before (and on this point he has
+the evidence of unprejudiced witnesses), it is too short now. It must
+grow steadily--count on it for that!--until for a brief period it is
+'just right,' aesthetically suited to the contour of his face and the cut
+of his features, and beginning already imperceptibly to grow too long
+again.
+
+Soon this growth becomes visible, and the man begins to worry. 'I must
+go to the barber,' he says in a harassed way. 'I must get a haircut.'
+But the days pass. It is always to-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow.
+When he goes, he goes suddenly.
+
+There is something within us, probably our immortal soul, that postpones
+a haircut; and yet in the end our immortal souls have little to do with
+the actual process. It is impossible to conceive of one immortal soul
+cutting another immortal soul's hair. My own soul, I am sure, has never
+entered a barber's shop. It stops and waits for me at the portal.
+Probably it converses on subjects remote from our bodily consciousness
+with the immortal souls of barbers, patiently waiting until the barbers
+finish their morning's work and come out to lunch.
+
+Even during the haircut our hair is still growing, never stopping, never
+at rest, never in a hurry: it grows while we sleep, as was proved by Rip
+Van Winkle. And yet perhaps sometimes it is in a hurry; perhaps that is
+why it falls out. In rare cases the contagion of speed spreads; the last
+hair hurries after all the others; the man is emancipated from
+dependence on barbers. I know a barber who is in this independent
+condition himself (for the barber can no more cut his own hair than the
+rest of us) and yet sells his customers a preparation warranted to keep
+them from attaining it, a seeming anomaly which can be explained only on
+the ground that business is business. To escape the haircut one must be
+quite without hair that one cannot see and reach; and herein possibly is
+the reason for a fashion which has often perplexed students of the
+Norman Conquest. The Norman soldiery wore no hair on the backs of their
+heads; and each brave fellow could sit down in front of his polished
+shield and cut his own hair without much trouble. But the scheme had a
+weakness. The back of the head had to be shaven, and the fashion
+doubtless went out because, after all, nothing was gained by it. One
+simply turned over on one's face in the barber's chair instead of
+sitting up straight.
+
+Fortunately we begin having a haircut when we are too young to think,
+and when also the process is sugar-coated by the knowledge that we are
+losing our curls. Then habit accustoms us to it. Yet it is significant
+that men of refinement seek the barber in secluded places, basements of
+hotels for choice, where they can be seen only by barbers and by other
+refined men having or about to have haircuts; and that men of less
+refinement submit to the operation where every passer-by can stare in
+and see them, bibs round their necks and their shorn locks lying in
+pathetic little heaps on the floor. There is a barber's shop of this
+kind in Boston where one of the barbers, having no head to play with,
+plays on a cornet, doubtless to the further distress of his immortal
+soul peeping in through the window. But this is unusual even in the city
+that is known far and wide as the home of the Boston Symphony Orchestra.
+
+I remember a barber--he was the only one available in a small town--who
+cut my left ear. The deed distressed him, and he told me a story. It was
+a pretty little cut, he said--filling it with alum--and reminded him of
+another gentleman whose left ear he had nipped in identically the same
+place. He had done his best with alum and apology, as he was now doing.
+Two months later the gentleman came in again. 'And by golly!' said the
+barber, with a kind of wonder at his own cleverness, 'if I didn't nip
+him again in just the same place!'
+
+A man can shave himself. The Armless Wonder does it in the Dime Museum.
+Byron did it, and composed poetry during the operation, although, as I
+have recently seen scientifically explained, the facility of composition
+was not due to the act of shaving but to the normal activity of the
+human mind at that time in the morning. Here therefore a man can refuse
+the offices of the barber. If he wishes to make one of a half-dozen
+apparently inanimate figures, their faces covered with soap, and their
+noses used as convenient handles to turn first one cheek and then the
+other--that is his own lookout. But human ingenuity has yet to invent a
+'safety barber's shears.' It has tried. A near genius once made an
+apparatus--a kind of helmet with multitudinous little scissors inside
+it--which he hopefully believed would solve the problem; but what became
+of him and his invention I have not heard. Perhaps he tried it himself
+and slunk, defeated, into a deeper obscurity. Perhaps he committed
+suicide, for one can easily imagine that a man who thought he had found
+a way to cut his own hair and then found that he hadn't would be thrown
+into a suicidal depression. There is the possibility that he succeeded
+in cutting his own hair, and was immediately 'put away,' where nobody
+could see him but the hardened attendants, by his sensitive family. The
+important fact is that the invention never got on the market. Until some
+other investigator succeeds to more practical purpose, the rest of us
+must go periodically to the barber. We must put on the bib--
+
+Here, however, there is at least an opportunity of selection. There are
+bibs with arms, and bibs without arms. And there is a certain amount of
+satisfaction in being able to see our own hands, carefully holding the
+newspaper or periodical wherewith we pretend that we are still
+intelligent human beings. And here again are distinctions. The patrons
+of my own favored barber's shop have arms to their bibs and pretend to
+be deeply interested in the _Illustrated London News_. The patrons of
+the barber's shop where I lost part of my ear--I cannot see the place,
+but those whom I take into my confidence tell me that it has long since
+grown again--had no sleeves to their bibs, but nevertheless managed
+awkwardly to hold the _Police Gazette_. And this opportunity to hold the
+_Police Gazette_ without attracting attention becomes a pleasant feature
+of this type of barber's shop: I, for example, found it easier--until my
+ear was cut--to forget my position in the examination of this journal
+than in the examination of the _Illustrated London News_. The pictures,
+strictly speaking, are not so good, either artistically or morally, but
+there is a tang about them, an I-do-not-know-what. And it is always
+wisest to focus attention on some such extraneous interest. Otherwise
+you may get to looking in the mirror.
+
+Do not do that.
+
+For one thing, there is the impulse to cry out 'Stop! Stop! Don't cut it
+all off!
+
+ 'Oh, barber, spare that hair!
+ Leave some upon my brow!
+ For months it's sheltered me!
+ And I'll protect it now!
+
+'Oh, please! P-l-e-a-s-e!--' These exclamations annoy a barber, rouse a
+demon of fury in him. He reaches for a machine called 'clippers.' Tell
+him how to cut hair, will you! A little more and he'll shave your
+head--and not only half-way either, like the Norman soldiery at the time
+of the Conquest! Even if you are able to restrain this impulse,
+clenching your bib in your hands and perhaps dropping or tearing the
+_Illustrated London News_, the mirror gives you strange, morbid
+reflections. You recognize your face, but your head seems somehow
+separate, balanced on a kind of polka-dotted mountain with two hands
+holding the _Illustrated London News_. You are afraid momentarily that
+the barber will lift it off and go away with it. Then is the time to
+read furiously the weekly contribution of G. K. Chesterton. But your
+mind reverts to a story you have been reading about how the Tulululu
+Islanders, a savage but ingenious people, preserve the heads of their
+enemies so that the faces are much smaller but otherwise quite
+recognizable. You find yourself looking keenly at the barber to discover
+any possible trace of Tulululu ancestry. And what is he going to get
+now? A krees? No, a paint-brush. Is he going to paint you? And if
+so--what color? The question of color becomes strangely important, as if
+it made any real difference. Green? Red? Purple? Blue? No, he uses the
+brush dry, tickling your forehead, tickling your ears, tickling your
+nose, tickling you under the chin and down the back of your neck. After
+the serious business of the haircut, a barber must have some relaxation.
+
+There is one point on which you are independent: you will not have the
+bay rum; you are a teetotaller. You say so in a weak voice which
+nevertheless has some adamantine quality that impresses him. He humors
+you; or perhaps your preference appeals to his sense of business
+economy.
+
+He takes off your bib.
+
+From a row of chairs a man leaps to his feet, anxious to give _his_ head
+to the barber. A boy hastily sweeps up the hair that was yours--already
+as remote from you as if it had belonged to the man who is always
+waiting, and whose name is Next. Oh, it is
+horrible--horrible--horrible!
+
+
+
+
+The Passing of Indoors
+
+By Zephine Humphrey
+
+
+Indoors is going. We may just as well make up our minds on this
+revolutionary point, and accept it with such degree of hardy rejoicing
+or shivering regret as our natures prompt in us.
+
+The movement has been long under way, gradually working the perfect
+ejection which seems now at hand. We might have recognized the
+dislodging process long ago, had we been far-sighted enough. It
+began--who shall say when it did begin? Surely not in the shaggy breasts
+of those rude ancestors of ours whom we hold in such veneration, and to
+whose ways we seem to ourselves to be so wisely returning. They dragged
+their venison into the depths of a cave darker and closer than any
+house, and devoured it in great seclusion. Perhaps it began in the San
+Marco Piazza at Venice, with the little open-air tables under the
+colonnades. "So delightful! So charming!" Thus the tourists, as they
+sipped their coffee and dallied with their ices. They were right; it was
+delightful and charming, and so it is to this day, but it was perhaps
+the thin edge of the wedge which is turning us all out now.
+
+Supper was the first regular meal to follow the open-air suggestion,
+country supper on the piazza in the warm summer evening. That also was
+delightful, of course, and not at all alarming. All nations and ages
+have practiced the sport of occasional festive repasts out of doors when
+the weather has permitted. But breakfast was not long in following suit;
+and when dinner, that most conservative, conventional of meals,
+succumbed to the outward pressure and spread its congealing gravies in
+the chilly air, we were in for the thing in good earnest, the new custom
+was on. No longer a matter of times and seasons, the weather had nothing
+to do with it now; and in really zealous families the regular summer
+dining-room was out of doors. Summer dining-room--that sounds well;
+since summer and warmth go together traditionally. But not always
+actually in New England, where bleak rains overtake the world now and
+then, and clearing north-west winds come racing keenly. It was soon
+essential to introduce a new fashion in dinner garments: overcoats,
+sweaters, and heavy shawls, felt hats and mufflers.
+
+'Excuse me while I run upstairs to get a pair of mittens?'
+
+'Finish your soup first, dear; it will be quite cold if you leave it.'
+
+The adherents of the new doctrine are very conscientious and faithful,
+as was only to be expected. We are a valiant race in the matter of our
+enthusiasms and can be trusted to follow them sturdily, buckling on
+armor or overcoats or whatever other special equipment the occasion
+demands. Conscientiousness is a good trait, but there is perhaps more of
+the joy of life in some other qualities.
+
+Sleeping outdoors was the next great phase in the open-air movement.
+That also began casually enough and altogether charmingly. One lingered
+in the hammock, watching the stars, musing in the still summer night,
+until, lo! there was the dawn beginning behind the eastern hills. A
+wonderful experience. Not much sleeping about it truly,--there is
+commonly not much sleeping about great experiences,--but so beautiful
+that the heart said, 'Go to! why not have this always? Why not sleep
+outdoors every night?' Which is of course exactly the way in which human
+nature works; very reasonable, very sane and convincing, but
+unfortunately never quite so successful as it should be. That which has
+blessed us once must be secured in perpetuity for our souls to feast on
+continually; revelation must fold its wings and abide with us. So we
+soberly go to work and strip all the poetry of divine chance, all the
+delight of the unexpected, from our great occasions by laying plans for
+their systematic recurrence.
+
+ He who bends to himself a joy,
+ Does the winged life destroy;
+ But he who kisses a joy as it flies,
+ Lives in eternity's sunrise.
+
+It is a pity that William Blake could not teach us that once for all. As
+a matter of fact, of course, great occasions care nothing at all for our
+urging; and a plan is an institution which they cordially abhor. The
+stars and the dawn do not condescend to such paraphernalia for waylaying
+them as sleeping-bags, rubber blankets, air-pillows, and mosquito
+netting, with a stout club close at hand in case of tramps or a skunk.
+
+One experience of my own recurs to my memory poignantly here, and I
+think I cannot do better than set it forth. I had passed an
+unforgettable night all alone in a meadow, detained by the evening
+almost insensibly into 'solemn midnight's tingling silences,' and thence
+into the austere dawn. It was an episode such as should have sealed my
+lips forever; but I profanely spoke of it, and at once the contagion of
+interest spread through the little village.
+
+'What fun! Did you have your rubbers on? Did you sit in a chair? I
+should think you would have sat in a chair--so much more comfortable!
+Well, I tell you what, let's do it together,--a lot of us, so we won't
+be afraid,--and let's climb a mountain. The sunset and dawn will be
+beautiful from a mountain.'
+
+We did it; I blush to confess that some twenty-five of us did it. It
+was an excursion planned and discussed for a matter of two weeks (a full
+moon being part of the programme), and there was no accident unforeseen,
+no event unprovided for. The procession that wended its way, toiling and
+puffing, up the ascent of Haystack,--the favored mountain selected for
+the high pedestal of our rapture,--on the auspicious night, was about as
+sad, and withal as funny, an affront as the secrecy of beauty ever
+received. Blankets, steamer-rugs, pillows, shawls, hammocks,
+whiskey-flasks--how we groaned beneath the burden of all these things.
+We lost the way, of course, and had to beat the woods in every
+direction; we were tired and hot and--cross? Perhaps. But we knew what
+our role was, and when we reached the top of the mountain, we all of us
+stood very solemnly in a row and said, 'How beautiful!'
+
+It was beautiful; that was just the fineness of the night's triumph over
+us--over me at least; I cannot speak for the other twenty-four. To this
+day, be it said in parentheses, whenever we mention that night on
+Haystack we lift our eyes in ecstasy, and no one of us has ever
+confessed any sense of lack. But honestly, honestly at the last (dear
+stalwart relief of honesty!), that experiment was a failure--so
+beautiful that the spirit should have been lifted out of the body, and
+would have been, had it stood alone, had it not already exhausted itself
+in plans and expectations. Beneath us, a far-spreading sea of misty,
+rolling hills, all vague and blended in the light of the soaring moon;
+above us, such a sweep of sky as only mountain-tops command; around us,
+silence, silence. Yet the unstrenuous orchard at home, with its tranquil
+acceptance of such degree of sunset light as was granted to it, and of
+the moon's presence when she rose above the apple trees, would have
+conveyed the night's message a thousand times more clearly.
+
+It is seldom worth while to describe any failure of the spirit very
+minutely, and tragedy is not the tone this paper would assume; but one
+slight episode of the dawn following that fatal night must be related.
+We were gathered on the eastern edge of our mountain top, a tousled,
+gray, disheveled lot, heavy-eyed and weary. Does the reader understand
+the significance of the term 'to prevent the dawn'? He does if he has
+stood and waited for the sun to rise--or the moon or any of the
+constellations, for that matter. All heavenly bodies retard their
+progress through the influence of being waited for. 'Surely now!' a
+dozen times we warned one another there, with our faces toward the
+quickening east; yet no glittering, lambent rim slid up to greet our
+eyes.
+
+At last a decent comely cloud came to the rescue of the sun, halting and
+embarrassed, and settled snugly all about the mountain of the
+day-spring. Into this the sun was born, so obscurely that it rode high
+above the mountain's edge, shorn and dull, a rubber ball, before we
+discovered it. 'Why--why--' some one began, stammering; and then there
+was a dramatic pause. Brave and determined though we were in our pursuit
+of ecstasy, we could not burst forth into song like Memnon statues at
+the sight of that belated orange, 'Lo, the Lord Sun!' Not at all. It was
+the merest varlet. In this dilemma of our hearts, a funny little wailing
+cry came from the cliff's edge: 'I want my money back! I want my money
+back!' It was a perfect commentary on the whole situation, as fine and
+humorous and true an utterance as could be asked on the foiled occasion.
+We laughed at it, and all the air was straightway clearer for us. Then
+down the mountain-side we trooped, and went home to bed.
+
+Of course I am not unaware of the impatience of some readers, if they
+have taken pains to scan so far this earnest exposition. The outdoor
+movement is not one primarily of sentiment, but of health and happiness;
+and the story just related is aside from the point. That may be true. I
+certainly stand in respect of the great claims of the physical side of
+the subject, and would not deal with them. By all means, let all people
+be as well as possible. But it is still the other side, the side of
+sentiment and rapture, which is most pleadingly often brought home to
+me.
+
+It is pitiful how helpless we are against the invasions of a new
+enthusiasm like this--we sober, conservative folk. I still sleep in my
+bed, in my room, but the satisfaction I used to take in the innocent
+practice is broken of late by haunting fears that I may not be able to
+keep it up. My friends will not let me alone.
+
+'Of all things! why don't you sleep out here, on this little upper
+piazza? Precisely the place! I can't understand how you can ignore such
+an opportunity.'
+
+'Well, you see,'--my answer was glib at first,--'the piazza overhangs
+the road, and the milk-wagons go by very early. I don't want to get up
+at four o'clock every morning.'
+
+'They couldn't see much of you, I should think,'--with a thoughtful
+measuring glance,--'not more than your toes and the tip of your nose.'
+
+'Oh, thank you, that's quite enough!'
+
+'Well, you might saw off the legs of a cot, to bring it below the
+railing. Or just a mattress spread on the floor would do very well.'
+
+Just a mattress spread on the floor! That closes the argument. I have no
+spirit left to prefer any other objections to these dauntless souls,
+such as the rain (the piazza has no roof). But what would a cold bath be
+if not distinctly so much to the good in view of the toilet operations
+of the following morning? There is no course left me but that final
+one,--which should in honesty have come first,--of damning myself by the
+hopeless assertion, 'I don't want to sleep out of doors.' This locks the
+argument, and the barrier stands complete, shutting me off in a world by
+myself, interrupting the genial flow of sympathetic friendship. But I
+love my friends. Therefore it follows that I tremble for my further
+repose in my bed. I fear I shall yet utter midnight sighs on that piazza
+floor.
+
+Indoors, dear indoors! I would I might plead its cause a little here.
+Does no one ever pause to reflect that there was never any outdoors at
+all until indoors was created? The two had a simultaneous birth, but it
+was an appurtenance of the latter that marked the distinction and gave
+the names. A little humiliating that might have seemed to any creatures
+less generous than woods and mountains--to have been here really from
+the beginning, ages and ages in glorious life, and then to take their
+first generic name, find their first classification, all of them in a
+lump together (what a lump!) as the other side of a fragile barrier to a
+mushroom construction. One wonders that those who exalt the outdoors as
+everything nowadays, do not find some better title for it than its
+dooryard term. But those who love the indoors too, though they may smile
+at the calm presumption of its dubbing the universe, accept the
+conclusion without any question. Man is after all the creature of
+creatures, and his life is of first importance. We do not hear that the
+woodchuck speaks of _out-hole_, or the bird of _out-tree_.
+
+Such life of man is an inner thing, intensely inner; its essence lies in
+its inwardness. It can hardly know itself 'all abroad'; it must needs
+have devised for itself a shelter as soon as it came to
+self-consciousness, a refuge, not only from storm and cold but from the
+distracting variety of the extensive world. Indoors is really an august
+symbol, a very grave and reverend thing, if we apprehend it rightly. It
+stands for the separate life of man, apart from (though still a part of,
+too) the rest of the universe. Take any one room inhabited daily by a
+person of strong individuality,--how alive it is! How brisk and alert in
+the very attitudes of the chairs and the pictures on the walls! Or, more
+happily, how serene and reposeful! Or how matter-of-fact! Morbid and
+passionate, flippant, austere, boisterous, decorous,--anything,
+everything a room may be which a human creature may be; and that range,
+as most of us know, is almost unlimited.
+
+It is hard to understand how any person can fail to respond to the warm
+appeal of his own abode. Say one has been abroad all day (another term
+that assumes the house as a starting-point), climbing the mountains,
+exploring the woods, ravishing eyes and heart with the beauty of the
+excellent world. Night comes at last, and weariness droops upon the
+flesh. Enough! Even the spirit's cry finds a pause. Enough, enough! The
+wide world suddenly spreads so vast that it overwhelms and frightens;
+there is something pitiless in the reach of the unbounded sky. Then, as
+fast as they can, the lagging feet make for a point on the hillside
+where the eyes can command the valley, and swiftly, eagerly flies the
+glance to one dear accustomed goal. A white house nestled among the
+trees,--that is all, yet it thrills the heart with a potent summons
+which mountain-peaks and sunsets do not know. Home! Ah, hurry, then!
+
+Down the hill, across the pasture, in at the white gate, and up the two
+marble steps. The front door stands open unconcernedly. The house makes
+no stir at receiving its inmate back,--its inmate whose life it has held
+and brooded during his absence, waiting to reinvest him with it when he
+wants it again,--but there is a quiet sense of welcome, a content of
+returning, which is among the sweetest and most establishing of human
+experiences. The clock ticks steadily in the hall, its hands approaching
+the genial hour of supper-time. Within the open library door, the books
+dream on the shelves. Little sounds of a tranquil preparation come from
+the dining-room; the tea-kettle sings, the black kitten purrs. Blessed
+indoors! It draws a veil gently over the tired head, bewildered with
+much marveling, lays a cool hand over the eyes, says, 'Now rest, rest.'
+Indoors is like the Guardian Angel in Browning's poem.
+
+After supper, one sits by the lamp and reads peacefully. Aunt Susan
+reads, too, on the other side of the big table, and Cousin Jane sews.
+The books and the pictures look on benignly, and even the furniture is
+instinct with a mute eloquence of companionship. The song of the night
+insects throbs without, and millers hurl themselves with soft thuds
+against the windows; an owl mutters to himself in the maple tree. But
+not for anything would one go out, not for anything would one leave this
+glowing, brooding, protecting indoors which one has regained. After a
+while, one goes upstairs and lays one's self in the safe white bed in
+one's own room. The windows are open to the night, but solid walls are
+all round about; and, before the sleepily closing eyes, gleam one's own
+peculiar cherished belongings in the creeping moonlight. Into the very
+heart of one's life one has returned at the close of the day, and there
+one goes to sleep. 'In returning and rest shall ye be saved; in
+quietness and in confidence shall be your strength.'
+
+And we will not? Is the discouraged clause, promptly succeeding to that
+most beautiful verse of Isaiah, true, then, of us? Are we going to
+despoil ourselves of all the poetry, the intimate meaning of our indoor
+life?
+
+'A place in which to dress and undress--that is all I want of a house,'
+an energetic young woman said.
+
+A bath-house would suit her perfectly. Perhaps that is what we are
+coming to--rows of bath-houses, with sleeping-bags stored up in them
+against the night. Alas for the pictures! Alas for the music! Alas for
+the books!
+
+The books! There is a happy suggestion. I believe the books will save
+us. There is certainty nothing that objects with greater decision and
+emphasis to sleeping out of doors than a book--yes, even a volume of
+Walt Whitman. Books are obstinate in their way; they know their own
+minds, and there are some things which they will not do. The effect of
+leaving one in the orchard inadvertently over night has a final
+melancholy about it which most book-lovers understand poignantly. Could
+books be printed on india rubber and bound in water-proof cloth?
+Perhaps; but the method does not sound attractive enough to be feasible
+even in these practical days. No, I believe the books will save us. They
+are a great army and they have power; a steady conservative hold is
+theirs on their restless owners. Other threatening situations, they have
+saved and are constantly saving.
+
+'I sometimes think I'd give up housekeeping, and not have a home any
+more,' one woman said, 'if it weren't for my books. But I can't part
+with them, nor yet can I get them all into one room; so here I stay.'
+
+'Buy books?' exclaimed a New York man. 'No; it hurts them too much to
+move them.'
+
+Which innocent implication has caused me many a thoughtful smile.
+
+Essentially human,--with the humanity of the ages, not of a few
+decades,--books understand what man really wants, and what he must have,
+better than he does himself. In the serene and gracious indoors, they
+took up their places long ago, and there they remain, and there they
+will always make shift to abide. Perhaps, if we sit down close at their
+feet, we, too, may abide.
+
+
+
+
+The Contented Heart
+
+By Lucy Elliot Keeler
+
+
+_Coeur Content, grand Talent_, runs the motto of one of my friends;
+which early led me to dub her, Contented Heart. Is it not human nature,
+such easy assumption of an interesting aspiration as a fact to be
+posted? As logical as to expect Mr. Short to check his stature at five
+feet two; as humanly contrary as for the Blacks to name their girls
+Lily, Blanche, and Pearl. They usually do. I remember a Bermudian
+rector, leaning down to inquire the name of the black baby to be
+christened, suddenly quickened into audibility by the mother's reply:
+'Keren-Happuck, sir, yes, sir, one of the Miss Jobs, sir.' Now Job's
+daughters were fairest among the daughters of men.
+
+Contented Heart has obsessed my mind of late. I like to take the other
+side: everybody does. Does like to and does; and because the air to-day
+is redolent of unrest and discontent, I put in the assertion that,
+nevertheless, the great majority of my acquaintances possess that great
+talent,--translate it knack, or translate it acquirement,--a contented
+heart. I seldom talk intimately with anybody but I hear something like
+this:--
+
+'I have been visiting at the X's. What a superb place! but I do not envy
+them. Think of the care and expense and the servant question. Simple as
+my cot is, I honestly prefer it.' Or, 'What a fortune the H's appear to
+have. It would be comfortable to get what one wants and go where one
+wishes; not to worry at tax-paying time and new-suit time. Still I doubt
+if they get half the enjoyment from their acquisitions that we do who
+have to save and plan for ours.' Or, 'You do not use eye-glasses? How
+fortunate! they are such a nuisance. But hush--such a boon. I should be
+helpless without them. I am not sure but it is even a good thing to be
+born with them on, so to speak. My contemporaries who are beginning to
+use them are most unhappy, while glasses are just a part of my face.'
+Or, 'It is a great affliction to be deaf in even one ear. The person on
+that one side of you thinks you prefer the conversation of the person on
+the other side. Yet, as my brother said when he saw me struggling to
+make out a dull speaker's words, "Why abuse your natural advantage?"
+
+How do people with two good ears sleep? They cannot bury them both in
+the pillow. Suppose our ears were so sensitive that we noticed every
+footstep on the street! Being deaf is merely to enjoy some of the
+advantages that the society to prevent unnecessary noises seeks to
+confer on a normal public. We admire a beautiful face and then add, 'But
+how she must hate to grow old; a tragedy of the mirror that we homely
+souls are spared.' All my life I envied persons with straight noses till
+I began to observe that with age the straight nose droops into a beak,
+whereas the youthful tip-tilt and concavity kind straightens its end to
+a fair classicism. Thus others than the Vicar of Wakefield draw upon
+content for the deficiencies of fortune.
+
+Of course content is dilemma enough to have its two horns: the double
+peaks of taking life too easily, and of taking it too hard. In his
+statue of Christ, Thorvaldsen expressed his conviction that he had
+reached his culminating point,--since he had never been so satisfied
+with any work before,--and was 'alarmed that I _am_ satisfied.' That
+'the people ask nothing better' is the slogan of the grafter. No reform
+comes without its preceding period of discontent; dissatisfaction is the
+price to be paid for better things; a revolutionary attitude must be
+maintained. Stevenson knew a Welsh blacksmith who at twenty-five could
+neither read nor write, at which time he heard a chapter of _Robinson
+Crusoe_ read aloud in a farm kitchen. Up to that moment he had sat
+content, huddled in his ignorance; but he left the kitchen another man.
+There were day-dreams, it appeared, divine day-dreams, written and
+printed and bound, and to be bought for money and enjoyed at pleasure.
+Down he sat that day, painfully learned to read Welsh, and returned to
+borrow the book. It had been lost, nor could he find another copy, only
+one in English. Down he sat once more, learned English, and at length
+with entire delight read _Robinson_.
+
+As there is a noble way of being discontented, so there is an ignoble
+content. The Contented Heart is not a phrase to soothe us, but a power
+to work results. It must constantly emerge upon a higher plane, or it
+will fall. Few of us would be willing to retain just the personal habits
+that we have now. Sir Gilbert Elliot drove his sister out of her
+literary inertia when he bet gloves to ribbons that she could not write
+a modern ballad on the _Flowers of the Forest_. The result is one of the
+most popular songs of Scotland. There is also a sham content whose
+practitioners often get their 'cumuppances' as effectively as did Thomas
+Raikes. The Duchess of York led him about her garden, where was a
+menagerie crowded with eagles and some favorite macaws. A herd of
+kangaroos and ostriches appeared and a troop of monkeys. Next morning a
+kangaroo and a macaw strolled into Raikes's bedroom. He was too much of
+a courtier to tell his terror. At breakfast he said, 'If I like one
+creature more than another it is a kangaroo, while there is nothing so
+good for a bedroom sentinel as a strong-legged macaw.' The good Duchess
+smiled pleasantly and put Raikes down in her will for two macaws.
+
+A certain kind of content enlivens us with the bliss of others'
+ignorance. Tacitus was one of the first historians in our modern sense,
+yet he described a motionless frozen sea in the north from which a hiss
+is heard as the sun plunges down into it at night; and Pliny noted that
+the reflection of mirrors is due to the percussion of the air thrown
+back upon the eyes. Kipling laughed slyly at the traveler in India who
+spent his time gazing at the names of the railway stations in Baedeker.
+When the train rushed through a station he would draw a line through the
+name and say, 'I've done that.' Satisfaction with our learning is
+confined to no age or nation. Two Frenchmen in a restaurant showing off
+their English opined, 'It deed rain to-morrow.' 'Yes, it was.'
+Satisfaction with virtue was rebuked by Francis de Sales when he told
+the nuns, who asked to go barefoot, to keep their shoes and change their
+brains. Satisfaction with our importance recalls Harlequin, who when
+asked what he was doing on his paper throne replied that he was
+reigning. Satisfaction with our future is the satisfaction of the eighth
+square of the chessboard where we shall all be queens together, and it's
+all feasting and fun.
+
+I would not, as advocate of the Contented Heart, go so far as Walt
+Whitman when he said that whoever was without his volume of poems should
+be assassinated; but his remark suggests that extreme measures are
+frequently curative. Stanislaus of Poland did not hesitate to recall to
+his daughter the bad days they had undergone. 'See, Marie, how
+Providence cares for good people: you had not even a chemise in 1725,
+and now you are Queen of France.' To take up Dante and read about devils
+boiled in pitch must by comparison cheer morbid humans. The spectacle of
+tragedy in the lives of kings and favorites of the gods such as the
+Greek stage presented was believed to be wholesome because beholders
+thereby faced a scale of misfortune so much exceeding anything in their
+own lives that their mishaps appeared of slight importance in
+comparison. I know that after seeing _OEdipus Rex_ given by the three
+Salvinis and others in the old amphitheatre in Fiesole, I went off
+murmuring, 'What does it matter if my trunk is lost!' a state of mind to
+which no slighter argument had sufficed to bring me. Surely life is too
+interesting to spend it all knocking off its pretty scallops by aimless
+exaggeration of small troubles, or hanging out our large ones to flap
+the passer-by. Besides which, we get no more sympathy from the passer-by
+than did Giant Despair who sometimes, in sunshiny weather, fell into
+fits.
+
+Captivating as a 'born,' a fortuitous, untrained content may be, trained
+content is of a finer type. One is quantity content, the other quality
+content. Not to smash things up and make them over just as we want them,
+which we should like to do but cannot; not to waste our time fighting
+against conditions, but to take up those conditions, that environment,
+and out of them forge the _oes triplex_ of a contented heart--that, I
+take it, is to be an adept in the fine art of living, and I for one am
+votary.
+
+That the most restless heart can train itself to find content in simple,
+commonplace things, like work, nature, health, books, meditation, and
+friends,--illustrations are bewilderingly abundant. Burne-Jones said he
+would like to stay right in his own house for numberless years, the hope
+of getting on with his painting was happiness enough. Macaulay would
+'rather be a poor man in a garret with plenty of books than a king who
+did not love reading'; and King James said that if he were not a king he
+would be a university man, and if it were so that he must be a prisoner
+he would desire no other durance than to be chained in the Bodleian
+Library with so many noble authors. Carlyle's chief luxury was 'to think
+and smoke tobacco, with a new clay pipe every day, put on the doorstep
+at night for any poor brother-smoker or souvenir-hunter to carry away.'
+
+All Diogenes wanted was that Alexander and his men should stand from
+between him and the sun. Goethe found content in Nature and earnest
+activity; and the happy Turk told Candide that he had twenty acres of
+land which he cultivated with his children, work which put them far from
+great evils: ennui, vice, and need,--'Il faut cultiver notre jardin.'
+Diocletian, one of the cleverest of the Roman emperors, reigned
+twenty-two years and then retired to private life in Dalmatia, building,
+planting, and gardening. Solicited by Maximian to resume the imperial
+purple, he replied that if he could show Maximian the cabbages which he
+had planted with his own hands he would no longer be urged to relinquish
+his enjoyment of happiness for the pursuit of power. Fanny Kemble lived
+all summer in the Alps, the guides describing her exquisitely as the
+lady who goes singing over the mountains. Pedaretus, being left out of
+the election of the three hundred, went home merry, saying that it did
+him good to find there were three hundred better than himself in the
+city. St. Augustine on his thirty-third birthday gave his friends a
+moderate feast followed by a three days' discussion of the Happy Life.
+Bunyan wrote _The Pilgrim's Progress_ not to please his neighbors, but
+his own self to satisfy; in prison, too.
+
+Catherine of Siena, whatever her sufferings, was always jocund, 'ever
+laughing in the Lord.' The blind Madame du Deffand rejoiced that her
+affliction was not rheumatism; Spurgeon's receipt for contentment was
+never to chew pills, but to swallow the disagreeable and have done with
+it; Darwin's comfort was that he had never consciously done anything to
+gain applause; and Jefferson never ceased affirming his belief in the
+satisfying power of common daylight, common pleasures, and all the
+common relations of life. Essipoff, when commiserated on the smallness
+of her hands, insisted that longer ones would be cumbersome. Robert
+Schauffler's specific for a blue Monday is to whistle all the Brahms
+tunes he can remember. Dr. Cuyler, when very ill, replied to a
+relative's suggestion of the glorious company waiting him above, 'I've
+got all eternity to visit with those old fellows; I am in no hurry to
+go'; and old Aunt Mandy, when asked why she was so constantly cheerful,
+replied, 'Lor', chile, I jes' wear this world like a loose garment.'
+
+Acts, all these, the flinging out of hand or tongue against adverse
+fortune. The brain can do it, too. One of the most remarkable statements
+I ever heard is Mary Antin's that she never had a dull hour in her life.
+Now, outside things, doings, could not so have thrilled her days. Her
+spirit kept dullness distant. On the rafters of Montaigne's tower-room
+was written in Greek, 'It is not so much things that torment man as the
+opinion that he has of things.' Our opinions then make the contented or
+the discontented heart. Coleridge affirmed the shaping power of
+imagination to be so vitally human that the joy of life consists in it.
+Haydon's chief pleasure was 'feeding on his own thoughts.' 'Make for
+yourselves nests of pleasant thoughts,' Ruskin urged. 'Whether God gave
+the Venetians St. Mark's bones does not matter,' he says elsewhere, 'but
+he gave them real joy and peace in their imagined treasure, more than we
+have in our real ones.' Lord Rosebery urges people to garden in winter
+in the imagination. Stevenson writes of the ease and pleasure of travels
+in the calendar and a voyage in the atlas; and Keats thought that a man
+might pass a very pleasant life by reading certain pages of poetry and
+wandering with them and musing and dreaming upon them.
+
+It is the mood that makes the contented heart, just as the eye makes the
+horizon, and we ourselves make the light that we see things by. Clothes
+warm us only by keeping our own heat in. 'Everyone is well or ill at
+ease,' says Epictetus, 'according as he finds himself; not he whom the
+world believes but himself believes to be so is content.' To be
+concrete, take riches. 'Greedy fools,' sings the modern poet,
+
+ 'Measure themselves by poor men never;
+ Their standard being still richer men
+ Makes them poor ever.'
+
+The rich man is merely one who has something to spare; and the really
+poor one he who has nothing over. If you can give anything you are rich.
+Try it. An old man tells me how Mark Hopkins used to examine the boys in
+the Westminster Catechism: 'What is the chief end of man?' 'To glorify
+God and enjoy him forever.' 'Well,' he burst forth, 'why don't you do it
+then?' It is not conceit, but hygiene of the soul, to 'enjoy one's
+self,' taking the conventional phrase literally. The trick of happiness,
+says Walt Whitman, is to tone down your wants and tastes low enough;
+and Stevenson puts in his say that the true measure of success is
+appreciation: 'I stand more in need of a deeper sense of contentment
+with life than of knowledge of the Bulgarian tongue.' What would the
+possession of a thousand a year avail, asks Thackeray, to one who was
+allowed to enjoy it only with the condition of wearing a shoe with a
+couple of nails in it?
+
+Take knowledge, not to be confounded with wisdom,--'I have none,' sang
+Keats's thrush, 'and yet the evening listens.' It did not hurt Horace
+
+ if others be
+ More rich or better read than me,
+ Each has his place.
+
+Montaigne would rather be more content and less knowing; and there is
+Lessing's great confession of faith: that if God in his right hand held
+all truth, and in his left the striving for truth, 'if he should say to
+me, "Choose," I would say, "Father, give me this striving, pure truth is
+for thee alone."'
+
+Take work. Do you complain of it? Try doing more, of a productive sort.
+An engine-builder received complaint that his engine burned too much
+coal. 'How many cars on the train?' was the telegraphed query, with the
+reply, 'Four.' 'Try twelve,' went the prescription, and the train drew
+twelve with economy of fuel. 'Your brain tired?' William James echoed a
+student. 'Never mind, work straight on and your brain will get its
+second wind.' I myself do not know of any anodyne surer and quicker
+than that found in the garden. When all the world is askew, dibbling in
+seedlings in straight rows is a wonderful solace. Why do so many women
+treat domesticity as drudgery? Its infinite variety, so unlike the
+monotonous tasks of men, often wearies the mind, but like Chesterton I
+do not see how it can narrow it. And socialism, with its cry of
+armchairs for workingmen! Armchairs, as Creighton nobly says, will bring
+no lasting happiness; but to quicken a human being, even one's self,
+into a sense of the meaning of his life and destiny, that is a real
+happiness.
+
+Take sorrow. Is it not infinitely better to have loved and lost than
+never to have loved at all? Are there not many good moments in life
+which outweigh its greatest sorrows?
+
+Take overpressure. Luther advised Melanchthon to stop managing the
+universe and let the Almighty do it; and Dr. Trumbull preached 'the duty
+of refusing to do good.'
+
+Take the grief caused by others. One of the bravest women I know used in
+times of anxiety to gather her little children about her and say gayly,
+'Now I will make some graham gems, and open some marmalade, and we will
+take a little comfort.' Solomon or Aristotle could have done no more.
+
+Take, for a smile's sake, the weather. It may be bad, but as we cannot
+change it, the thing is our attitude toward it; and as dark enshrouds
+us, 'The sun is set,' said Mr. Inglesant, cheerfully; 'but it will rise
+again. Let us go home.'
+
+In such ways as these the right-minded person will meet his discontents
+face to face, and one by one eliminate them. He will also take stock of
+his assets. St. Teresa said that by thinking of heaven for a quarter of
+an hour every day one might hope to deserve it. Why do we not
+deliberately devote some minutes each day to saying to ourselves, 'I am
+tolerably well; I have food and shelter; everybody so far as I know
+respects me, and a few persons love me truly. I have books and a garden,
+the stars and the sea. I enjoy this and that, and before long the other.
+The thing so long dreaded has never come to pass. I will embark at any
+rate for the land of the Contented Heart.' Would not such a conscious
+recapitulation be an actual force building up this thing of which we
+talk?
+
+Can content be conveyed? Can it be passed from one who has it to one who
+has it not--as one lamp lights another nor grows less? I wonder what
+would be the effect of a group of young women, lately conning over in
+college class--
+
+ With what I most enjoy contented least--
+
+if they should resolve to stop all that, and, undeterred by others'
+estimate of values, be trustees of their own content, not suffering it
+to be contingent upon the manners and conduct of others? I believe that
+it would act like the magnet, which not only attracts the needle but
+infuses it with the power of drawing others. Great-heart so inspired the
+travelers that Christiana seized her viol and Mercy her lute, and, as
+they made sweet music, Ready-to-Halt took Despondency's daughter, Mrs.
+Much-Afraid, by the hand and together they went dancing down the road.
+
+Which is apropos of my contention that the Contented Heart is not so
+rare!
+
+
+THE END
+
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