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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Ireland in the Days of Dean Swift, by
+Jonathan Swift and J. Bowles (John Bowles) Daly, Edited by J. Bowles (John
+Bowles) Daly
+
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+Title: Ireland in the Days of Dean Swift
+ Irish Tracts, 1720 to 1734
+
+
+Author: Jonathan Swift and J. Bowles (John Bowles) Daly
+
+Editor: J. Bowles (John Bowles) Daly
+
+Release Date: August 21, 2011 [eBook #37156]
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+Language: English
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+Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK IRELAND IN THE DAYS OF DEAN
+SWIFT***
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+E-text prepared by the Online Distributed Proofreading Team
+(http://www.pgdp.net) from page images generously made available by
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+
+IRELAND IN THE DAYS OF DEAN SWIFT.
+
+London:
+Printed by Gilbert and Rivington, Limited,
+St. John's House, Clerkenwell Road.
+
+
+IRELAND IN THE DAYS OF DEAN SWIFT.
+
+(_Irish Tracts, 1720 To 1734._)
+
+
+by
+
+J. BOWLES DALY, LL.D.
+
+Author of "Broken Ideals," "Radical Pioneers of the 18th Century,"
+etc., etc.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+London--Chapman and Hall,
+Limited.
+1887.
+
+
+
+
+ TO THE RIGHT HON. JOHN MORLEY, M.P.,
+ THE FIRST CHIEF SECRETARY OF IRELAND
+ WHOSE UNFLINCHING COURAGE AND OUTSPOKEN SYMPATHY
+ HAS SECURED HIM THE GRATITUDE OF THE IRISH PEOPLE,
+ THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED WITH THE ADMIRATION OF
+ THE AUTHOR.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ INTRODUCTION 1
+
+ THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS 25
+
+ THE ADDRESS TO THE JURY 131
+
+ SWIFT'S DESCRIPTION OF QUILCA 137
+
+ ANSWER TO A PAPER 142
+
+ MAXIMS CONTROLLED 151
+
+ A SHORT VIEW OF THE STATE OF IRELAND, 1727 162
+
+ THE STORY OF THE INJURED LADY 174
+
+ THE ANSWER TO THE INJURED LADY 184
+
+ A LETTER TO THE ARCHBISHOP OF DUBLIN, CONCERNING THE
+ WEAVERS 187
+
+ TWO LETTERS ON SUBJECTS RELATIVE TO THE IMPROVEMENT
+ OF IRELAND 198
+
+ THE PRESENT MISERABLE STATE OF IRELAND 216
+
+ "A PROPOSAL FOR THE UNIVERSAL USE OF IRISH
+ MANUFACTURES." 1720 227
+
+ A MODEST PROPOSAL. 1729 240
+
+ A CHARACTER, PANEGYRIC, AND DESCRIPTION OF THE
+ LEGION CLUB, 1736 254
+
+ ON DOING GOOD 264
+
+
+
+
+IRELAND IN THE DAYS OF DEAN SWIFT.
+
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION.
+
+
+The shifting combinations of party, from the settlement of the
+constitution at the Revolution to a later period, is an attractive study
+to any who wish to find the origin of abuses which have long vexed the
+political life of England. Besides, it is wholesome and instructive to be
+carried away from the modern difficulty to the broader issues which have
+gradually led to the present complication.
+
+William III. was a Whig, and his successor a Tory, but except for short
+periods no Tory party was able in either reign to carry on the government
+upon Tory principles. William made no complete change of ministry during
+his reign, only modifying its composition according to what appeared the
+prevailing sentiment of the parliament or the nation. It was composed of
+both parties; the Whigs predominated till the close of the reign, when
+their opponents acquired ascendency. Anne's first ministry was Tory, but a
+change was soon wrought by a favourite of the court who happened to be a
+Whig and who soon turned the scale. Some knowledge of the character of the
+monarch is indispensable to a clear understanding of the times. In 1702,
+Anne ascended the throne. The queen's notions of government were those of
+her family--narrow and despotic. She would have been as arbitrary in her
+conduct as Elizabeth, but that her actions were restrained by the
+imbecility of her mind. The queen was the constant slave of favourites
+who, in their turn, were the tools of intriguing politicians. Events of
+the greatest importance were crowded into the short space of the twelve
+years which covered her reign, and the most distinguished intellects
+adorned the period.
+
+It was because the queen was fascinated by the Duchess of Marlborough that
+her reign was adorned by the glories of Ramillies and Blenheim: it was
+because Mrs. Abigail Masham artfully supplanted her benefactress in royal
+favour, that a stop was put to the war which ravaged the Continent, while
+by a chambermaid's intrigue Bolingbroke triumphed over his rival, the Earl
+of Oxford.
+
+During the first part of Anne's reign, Marlborough was paramount in the
+Houses of Parliament and his wife in the closet. The Tories came into
+power on the queen's accession, with Marlborough and Godolphin as leaders.
+They substantially maintained the policy of King William in prosecuting
+the war with France, which resulted in making England illustrious in
+Europe.
+
+Whig principles soon acquired a decided majority in the House, when an act
+of national importance took place, the effect of which thrilled the
+empire. The queen and the duchess quarrelled, and the intriguing
+waiting-maid stepped into the latter's place. Besides the queen's whims
+she had a superstitious reverence for the Church; and had been taught to
+regard the Whigs as Republicans and Dissenters, who wished to subvert the
+monarchy. Harley traded on this weakness through the instrumentality of
+Mrs. Masham. This lady was used by him to oust Marlborough and Godolphin,
+and she continued the tool of Harley and St. John, who now became the
+chiefs of the new ministry. A jealousy between these two ministers
+afterwards sprang up, which finally resulted in a quarrel and separation.
+St. John, created Viscount Bolingbroke, plotted with Mrs. Masham to
+procure the crown for the Pretender, but the cabal oozed out and alarmed
+the Tories. The last night of the queen's life was spent in listening to
+an open quarrel between the waiting-maid and the minister. At two o'clock
+in the morning she went out of the room to die; she had strength, however,
+to defeat the schemers by consigning the staff of state to Lord
+Shrewsbury. "Take it," she said, "for the good of my country." They were
+the last, perhaps the most pathetic words of her life. When Bolingbroke
+was defeated, the Whigs came into power and continued in office till the
+reign of George III.
+
+It was during the reign of William III. that Swift began his political
+career as a Whig. His patron, Sir William Temple, introduced him to the
+king, who was so impressed with his talents that he offered to make him a
+captain of dragoons. Had he accepted this offer, he might have become a
+second Cromwell. As this distinction was declined, the king promised to
+see to his future interest. On the death of Temple, Swift edited the works
+of his patron, dedicated them to the sovereign, and reminded him of his
+promise. Neither the dedication nor the memorial was noticed. Swift had to
+fall back on the post of chaplain and private secretary to the Earl of
+Berkeley, one of the Lords Justices of Ireland. He became a political
+writer on the side of the Whigs, and associated with Addison, Steele, and
+Halifax. From the party leaders he received scores of promises and in the
+end was neglected. The cup of preferment was twice dashed from his hand;
+on the first occasion when Lord Berkeley would have given him a bishopric,
+his name was vetoed by the Primate on the grounds of his youth, and on the
+second when he was named for a vacant canonry, but at the last moment the
+prize was given to another.
+
+During Anne's reign Swift paid frequent visits to England, and became
+closely connected with the leading Tories. In 1710 he broke with the Whigs
+and united with Harley and the Tory administration. The five last years of
+Anne's government found him playing a prominent part in English politics
+as the leading political writer of the Tories. He was on terms of the
+closest intimacy with Oxford (Harley) and Bolingbroke, and attempted to
+heal the breach between the rival statesmen. He helped the Tories in a
+paper called the _Examiner_, upholding the policy of the ministers and
+supplying his party with the arguments they would have used if they had
+had the brains to think of them. This series of articles culminated in the
+"Conduct of the Allies," a pamphlet which brought about the disgrace of
+Marlborough and made the peace popular. In it the author denounced the war
+as the plot of a ring of Whig stock-jobbers and monied men. These weekly
+papers in the _Examiner_ produced a great effect upon the public mind and
+called forth a multitude of opponents. Swift gave the Press the wonderful
+position it holds now. He almost created the "leading article;" and though
+his contributions will not bear comparison with the light style of our own
+day, they suited his times. They were written in a plain, homely style,
+for Swift had a thorough contempt for abstract thought and abstract
+politics; indeed, his low estimate of men convinced him that they were
+about as good for flying as for thinking. Mr. Leslie Stephen aptly states
+that Swift's pamphlets were rather "blows than words;" he had serious
+political effects to produce, and what he had to prove it was necessary to
+say in plain words, for honest Tory squires of the country party to
+understand and obey.
+
+The _Examiner_, the _Medley_, the _Tattler_, and the pamphlets of that day
+bear no analogy to the modern newspaper; their influence did not penetrate
+to the lower classes of the community, who were still without education.
+
+Swift is condemned by many who are not conversant with his character, his
+writings, or the times in which he lived. In detached views, no man was
+more liable to be misunderstood; his individual acts must be compared
+with his entire conduct, in order to give him his proper place in the
+gallery of historical characters. The charge of deserting his party is
+answered by Dr. Johnson, whose evidence is of greater value as he never
+professed to be his friend. "Swift, by early education, had been
+associated with the Whigs; but he deserted them when they deserted their
+principles, yet he never ran into the opposite extreme; for he continued
+throughout his life to retain the disposition which he assigned to the
+Church of England man, of thinking commonly with the Whigs of the State
+and with the Tories of the Church."
+
+"Swift," say his opponents, "rails at the whole human race;" so he does,
+and so do we all, at particular times and seasons; when long experience
+has shown us the selfishness of some, the hollowness of others, and the
+base ingratitude of the world. Not having lifted his voice in protestation
+against the terrible penal laws inflicted on his Catholic brethren, and
+enacted before his door, is, perhaps, the heaviest indictment brought
+against his name, and the one which, on examination, will prove the most
+futile. He was the last man who, from his connection with a discarded Tory
+party, could have taken action with any effect; for if he had made the
+attempt, and if complaints had originated from it, they would have been
+interpreted into murmurs of rebellion. One revolt had been put down in
+Scotland, in which it was supposed that every Catholic in Ireland was
+implicated, and another which was hatching in the country, broke out in
+1745; consequently, any interference of Swift on behalf of the Roman
+Catholics would have drawn upon him the total displeasure of the
+government and have caused him to be voted an enemy to his country, as was
+done in the case of Lucas, twenty years after. His words on another
+occasion show that he was not wanting in sympathy towards the native
+Irish. "The English should be ashamed of the reproaches they cast on their
+ignorance, dullness, and want of courage; defects arising only from the
+poverty and slavery they suffer from their inhuman neighbours, and the
+base, corrupt spirit of too many of the gentry. By such treatment as this
+the very Grecians are grown slavish, ignorant, and superstitious. I do
+assert that from several experiments I have made in travelling in both
+England and Ireland, I have found the poor cottagers in the latter
+kingdom, who could speak our language, to have a much better natural taste
+for good sense, humour, and raillery than ever I observed among people of
+the sort in England. But the million of oppressions the national Irish lie
+under, the tyranny of their landlords, the ridiculous zeal of their
+priests and the general misery of the whole nation, have been enough to
+damp the best spirits under the sun."
+
+When Swift's friends were out of power, Oxford no longer at Court and
+Bolingbroke in exile, he returned to Ireland, and after visiting several
+parts of the country, and making himself acquainted with the exact
+condition of the people, he took up the cause of Ireland with a vigour
+rarely exhibited by any patriot. The last twenty-five years of his sane
+life were given to his country, during which time he devoted almost all
+his energy to Irish concerns. His stern sense of justice prompted him to
+lay bare the wrongs of his native land with the cool calculation of a
+banker examining accounts, or that of a surgeon cutting open a tumour. His
+letters, pamphlets, and sermons are full of allusions to the miseries and
+disabilities of the Irish. In writing to Pope, he disclaims the title of
+Patriot, and gives us exactly his motive. "What I do," he says, "is owing
+to perfect rage and resentment, and the mortifying sight of slavery,
+folly, and baseness about me, among which I am forced to live." It is said
+that he was a disappointed, mortified man. I allow he was. Swift was
+ill-used as well as his country. Was he therefore not to resent the
+injuries offered her because wrongs were heaped on himself, or, after
+remaining quiet under the disappointments of years, are we to suppose
+that at the end of that period his own private grievances ceased to be
+intolerable, and that the public provocations which became urgent had no
+effect upon him?
+
+About 1720, a narrow, exclusive clique governed Ireland in avowed contempt
+of all phases of Irish opinion. The need of reform had occupied the
+attention only of an insignificant handful. None had yet succeeded in
+rousing a national spirit to resist the people's wrongs, an
+over-insistence of which wrongs was looked upon as veiled Jacobitism. No
+doubt Swift's first motive was opposition to Walpole and his party. He
+looked back with bitterness to the fall of his friends. He disliked the
+cant of the Whigs and their travesty of liberty; from that moment his real
+interest in Ireland began. Swift scorned Jacobitism, and had a righteous
+contempt for "divine right and absolute prerogative." He justified the
+Revolution; was opposed to a Popish successor; had a mortal antipathy to a
+standing army in time of peace; desired that parliaments should be annual;
+disliked the monied interest in opposition to the territorial; feared the
+growth of the national debt; and dreaded further encroachments on the
+liberty of the subject. He believed the Whig government of Ireland to be
+founded on corruption. All these opinions went to swell the current of
+his indignation against Irish wrongs, and it was in consequence of them
+that he lashed the government with his scorpion pen.
+
+The papers written by Swift during the years 1720 to 1734 are now little
+studied by the people or their representatives; nevertheless, if carefully
+examined, they will be found useful in throwing light upon the unsolved
+problem. They deal with everything connected with the country: with banks,
+currency, agriculture, fisheries, grazing, beggars, planting,
+bog-reclaiming and road-making; and all in a style peculiarly his own, a
+style seldom equalled and never surpassed. His pictures of the state of
+the country present curious parallels to what we find to-day. There are,
+of course, references to grievances which have long ceased to exist; such
+as the penal laws, and the restriction on trade, but there are many
+long-standing evils which are not much better now than they were in
+Swift's day. The rack-renting, absentee landlords are more numerous in
+1887 than they were in 1730, while the improvements effected by the
+tenants were as much a dead loss of capital in the time of Swift, as in
+the days of Gladstone.
+
+The secret of Swift's forcible utterances is that he infused himself into
+everything he wrote; and his writings, in consequence, exhibit, not merely
+his intellectual power, but also his moral nature, his principles, his
+prejudices, even his temper. Swift possessed the most masculine intellect
+of his age, and was the most earnest thinker of his times. He wrote like a
+man of the world, and a gentleman; scorning the conceits of rhetorical
+flourish, and never stooping to _ad misericordiam_ appeals for sympathy.
+
+Of all writers of the English language, his style most approximates to
+that of the old orators of Greece in force, rapidity, directness,
+dexterity, luminous statement, and honest homeliness. The reader is
+impelled with his vigour, as a soldier by the blast of a trumpet; while
+his feelings are captivated by his author's manifest sincerity; his
+outburst of derisive scorn and withering invective, alternately heat and
+chill the blood. Perhaps his merit is most revealed in the profound
+sagacity of his political observations, infusing into his country that
+spirit which enabled her to demand those rights she at last established.
+Swift's character rose in Ireland with his defence of it in 1724; for, by
+his conduct then, he acquired an esteem and influence which can never be
+forgotten. The question of consideration at that day was not whether
+Wood's halfpence were good or bad:--the question was, whether an
+enterprising manufacturer of copper should prevail against Ireland. An
+insulting patent, obtained in the most insidious way, was issued by the
+British Cabinet without consulting the legitimate rulers of the country.
+Against it the grand juries protested, the corporations protested, the
+Irish parliament protested. All failed. At last there stood forth a
+private clergyman, whose party was proscribed and himself persecuted, and
+he carried the country at his back and forced the British minister to
+retire within his trenches. Ireland, trampled on by a British minister, by
+a British and Irish parliament; Ireland that had lost her trade, her
+judicature, her parliament; sunk with the weight of oppression, prevails
+under the direction of a solitary priest, who not only inspired but
+instructed his countrymen in a magnificent vindication of their liberty
+and the most noble repudiation of dependence ever taught a nation; telling
+them, "that by the law of God, of nature, of nations, and of their country
+they are and ought to be as free a people as their brethren in England."
+
+The patriot rose above the divine. He taught his country to protest
+against her grievances, and gave her a spirit by which she redressed them.
+Besides, he created a public opinion in "a nation of slaves" and used it
+as a political force against a vicious system of government. "For my own
+part," says Swift, referring to the imposition of the copper coinage, "who
+am but a man of obscure condition, I do solemnly declare in the presence
+of Almighty God that I will suffer the most ignominious torturing death,
+rather than submit to receive this accursed coin, or any other that shall
+be liable to these objections, until they shall be forced upon me by a law
+of my own country, and if that shall ever happen, I will transport myself
+into some foreign land, and eat the bread of poverty among a free people."
+
+And who was this man who touched with fire the hearts of a nation and
+played on their feelings as a skilful musician runs his fingers over the
+keys of an instrument? A simple journalist, of obscure origin, without
+rank or station, with nothing but a beggarly Irish living to fall back
+upon, yet endowed with heaven-born genius and the pride of an insulted
+god. He treated art like man: with the same sovereign pride scribbling his
+articles in haste, scorning the wretched necessity for reading them over,
+putting his name to nothing he wrote; letting every piece make its way on
+its own merits, recommended by none. Swift had the soul of a dictator and
+the heart of a woman.
+
+This self-devouring heart could not understand the callousness and
+indifference of the world. He asked: "Do not the corruptions and
+villainies of men eat your flesh and consume your spirits?" Swift, like
+his great Master, was moved by compassion for the multitude. He knew what
+poverty and scorn were, even at an age when the mind expands and the path
+of life is sown with generous hopes. At that time, his career was crushed
+with the iron ring of poverty; maintained by the alms of his family;
+secretary to a flattered, gouty courtier, at the magnificent salary of
+20_l._ a year, and a seat at the servants' table: obliged to submit to the
+whims of my lord and the fancies of an acidulous virgin, my lord's sister;
+lured with false hopes; and forced, after an attempt at independence, to
+resume the livery which scorched his soul. When writing his directions to
+servants, he was relating with bitterness what he himself had suffered;
+his proud heart bursting at the memory of indignities received while his
+lips were locked. Under an outward calm, a tempest of wrath and desire
+lashed his soul. Twenty years of insult and humiliation, the inner tempest
+raging, as all his brilliant dreams faded from hope deferred;--such was
+the man who moved his country to its centre and won her eternal gratitude.
+
+In discussing the burning topics of the day, Swift had against him the
+king, his parliament, and all the people of England, together with the
+Irish government and the Irish judges. The Irish parliament, whose cause
+he defended, could not have saved him: that sycophant assembly could not
+save itself, and was besides so lowered and debased by the over-ruling
+power of England, that it was more likely to become his prosecutor than
+his protector. Swift stood like Atlas, unmoved, and so laid the foundation
+of his country's liberty.
+
+"Swift was honoured," says Johnson, "by the populace of Ireland as their
+champion, patron, and instructor, and gained such power as, considered
+both in its extent and duration, scarce any man has ever enjoyed without
+greater wealth or higher station. The benefit was indeed great. He had
+rescued Ireland from a very oppressive and predatory invasion: and the
+popularity which he had gained he was very diligent to keep, by appearing
+forward and zealous on every occasion when the public interest was
+supposed to be involved. He showed clearly that wit, confederated with
+truth, had such fire as authority was not able to resist. He said truly of
+himself that Ireland was his debtor. It was from this time, when he first
+began to patronize the Irish, that they may date their riches and
+prosperity. He taught them first to know their own interest, their weight
+and their strength; and gave them spirit to assert that equality with
+their fellow-subjects, to which they have ever since been making vigorous
+advances, and to claim those rights which they have at last established.
+Nor can they be charged with ingratitude to their benefactor, for they
+reverenced him as a guardian and obeyed him as a dictator."
+
+The birth of political and patriotic spirit in Ireland may be traced to
+the "Drapier's Letters." No agitation that has since taken place in the
+country has been so immediately and completely successful. The whole power
+of the English government was found ineffectual to cope with the
+opposition that had been roused, and marshalled by one man. The Letters
+brought Swift fame and influence, and from the date of their publication,
+he became the most powerful and popular man in Ireland. The Irish obeyed
+his words as if they were the fiat of an oracle.
+
+Swift was no hack writer, lending his pen to any administration that paid
+for his services; his individuality placed him above the herd of writers,
+and he scorned to be used in this way. When Harley sent him a 50_l._
+cheque for his first articles in the _Examiner_, he returned it, and
+haughtily demanded an apology, which was promptly given. He warned the
+ministers that he acted with them on terms of equality, and that he would
+not tolerate even coldness on their part; "for it is what I would hardly
+bear from a crowned head; no subject's favour was worth it." He
+afterwards explained, "If we let these great ministers pretend too much,
+there will be no governing them."
+
+After the publication of the fourth Drapier's Letter, the government
+offered a reward for the apprehension of the printer; Swift was so enraged
+at this proceeding that he suddenly entered the reception-room, elbowed
+his way up to the Lord-Lieutenant, and, with indignation on his
+countenance and thunder in his voice, said: "So, my Lord, this is a
+glorious exploit you performed yesterday in suffering a proclamation
+against a poor shop-keeper, whose only crime is an honest endeavour to
+save his country from ruin;" and then added, with a bitter laugh, "I
+suppose your lordship will expect a statue in copper for your services to
+Mr. Wood."
+
+The accession of George I. exiled Swift to Ireland, at that time the most
+impoverished country on the face of the globe. Swift regarded Dublin as a
+"good enough place to die in." No wonder, when he showed that there were
+not found in it five gentlemen who could give a dinner at which a scholar
+and gentleman could find congenial companionship. Ireland then was in a
+state of national ruin and semi-barbarism; one of the most palpable evils
+of Irish life was absenteeism. It was the habit of the English officials
+elected to remunerative offices, to employ a deputy to perform the duty on
+the tenth of the salary--to come over in batches, landing at Ringsend on
+Saturday night, receiving the sacrament at the nearest church on Sunday
+morning, taking the oaths on Monday in the Courts, and setting sail for
+England in the afternoon, leaving no trace of their existence in Ireland,
+save their names on the civil list as recipients of a salary.
+
+Out of a total rental of 1,800,000_l._ about 600,000_l._ was spent in
+England. There was nothing to encourage a landlord to live in the country;
+no political career was open to him; all the offices in his country went
+to strangers. He was without education or any intellectual interest;
+nothing was left him but lavish displays of brutal luxury, endless
+carouses, and barbaric hospitality. The Irish landlords were despised for
+their rude manners by the fresh importations from England; they repaid
+this contempt on their tenants.
+
+The vast majority of the Catholics were without the protection of the law;
+absolutely ignorant and sunk in an abyss of poverty. The poor peasant, as
+soon as the potatoes were planted, shut up his damp, smoky hut, and
+started soliciting alms through the country: idle and lazy, he wandered
+from house to house. Begging became a recognized profession. Adepts were
+hired to complete the family group, and these shared the spoils of the
+season; girls were debauched, in order that they might, as fictitious
+widows, move compassion and earn alms. In winter they camped together in
+companies; the length and breadth of the country was cursed with a brood
+of hedgers, born of adultery and incest, herding together in troops, when
+the ties of relationship were as completely lost as in a herd of cattle.
+
+The English clique at the Castle were too much occupied in checking
+fancied disaffection and dispensing patronage to secure the support of
+hungry partisans, to care for the welfare of the masses. The local gentry,
+despised by the governing clique, allowed matters to drift from bad to
+worse. The better part of the population left the country in disgust. Such
+was the condition of Ireland when Swift stood out as its defender. The
+wrongs of Ireland cried to heaven for adjustment.
+
+Since the days of Charles II. the Irish had been forbidden to seek a
+market in England for their cattle. Since the last years of William III.
+harsh laws crushed out the woollen trade, restricting it to a precarious
+market formed by a contraband trade with France, every year getting worse.
+Misery wanted only a voice to utter its lamentation. Swift assumed this
+function in his "Proposal for the universal use of manufactures,"
+published in 1720. Comments on the pamphlets are needless.
+
+The evil of absenteeism was of ancient date and the efforts to eradicate
+it still older. By a statute of Richard II., two-thirds of the estate of
+an absentee were forfeited to the Crown. The Lancastrian kings pursued the
+same policy. Henry VIII. made a strong effort to correct the abuse, by
+resuming whole Irish estates of some English nobles who were habitual
+absentees. Under the early Stuarts the same course was pursued, but the
+evil continues to our own day without any abatement. In Swift's time,
+residence had not been encouraged; statutes to enforce it remained on the
+statute-book, but they were a dead letter. The landlord drew the rent from
+Ireland, without helping to pay the taxes. He spent it in England and
+frequently more than the amount, leaving the estates encumbered with
+mortgages in the hands of English mortgagees. The holder of an Irish
+office thought only of its emoluments, and was indignant at any suggestion
+of living in the country burdened with his support, and nominally entitled
+to his services. The land was reduced to a state of bankruptcy and
+desolation; famine swept through it, and the people were perishing in
+thousands. It was at this terrible juncture that Swift put forth in
+despair his "Modest Proposal," one of the last efforts of his marvellous
+genius, and it shamed the government into taking some steps to redress the
+suffering which prevailed.
+
+"Swift's pieces relating to Ireland," says Edmund Burke, "are those of a
+public nature, in which the Dean appears, as usual, in the best light,
+because they do honour to his heart as well as his head, furnishing some
+additional proofs, that though he was very free in his abuse of the
+inhabitants of that country, as well natives as foreigners, he had their
+interest sincerely at heart, and perfectly understood it. His sermon on
+doing good, though peculiarly adapted to Ireland, and Wood's design upon
+it, contains perhaps the best motives to Patriotism that was ever
+delivered within so small a compass."
+
+There is no need to refer here to the other works of genius that came from
+his pen; they are well known. The object of the present writer is to deal
+exclusively with what has reference to Ireland, and while exhibiting Swift
+as a patriot, no attempt is made to exclude his faults or deny his
+imperfections; those faults were redeemed by devoted friendship and noble
+generosity.
+
+His friendship with Addison continued till the day of his death, and so
+strong was the bond between them, that when the two met for an evening,
+they never wished for a third person to support or enliven the
+conversation. Of him, Pope said:--"Nothing of you can die; nothing of you
+can decay; nothing of you can suffer; nothing of you can be obscured or
+locked up from esteem and admiration, except what is at the Deanery. May
+the rest of you be as happy hereafter as honest men may expect and need
+not doubt, while they know that their Maker is merciful." One can imagine
+how dear he was to those friends, when Bolingbroke writes:--"I love you
+for a thousand things, for none more than for the just esteem and love
+which you have for all the sons of Adam." No one esteemed Swift more than
+Lord Carteret, who, when hearing of his illness, wrote:--"That you may
+enjoy the continuation of all happiness is my wish. As to futurity I know
+your name will be remembered, when the names of Kings, Lord-Lieutenants,
+Archbishops, and Parliamentary politicians will be forgotten. At last you
+yourself must fall into oblivion, which may be less than one thousand
+years, though the term may be uncertain and will depend on the progress
+that barbarity and ignorance may make, notwithstanding the sedulous
+endeavours of the great Prelates in this and succeeding ages."
+
+The account of Swift thus coming from men of the greatest genius of their
+age, carries with it incontestable evidence in his favour, and completely
+pulverizes the slanderous accusations heaped on him by his enemies. The
+manly tone of his writing penetrated the character of the whole English
+colony and bore fruit, long after the proud heart was laid at rest in the
+great Irish cathedral. The place is marked by an inscription written by
+himself, and touchingly refers to a time when the heart can no longer be
+tortured with fierce indignation born from the contemplation of licensed
+injustice. The character of Swift has long been vindicated, for animosity
+perishes, but humanity is eternal.
+
+
+
+
+THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS.
+
+
+There was a lack of copper coin in Ireland, which hampered the small
+transactions of the poor, and rendered the payment of weekly or daily
+wages a matter of difficulty. This want was reported to the English
+Cabinet; it was taken up, not as a grievance to be met with redress, but
+as a new opportunity for a job. A patent to make a copper coinage was
+granted to William Wood, a gentleman whose antecedents were not
+creditable. According to the habits of the day, the patent had to pass
+through various officials, each of whom had doubtless to be paid: a sort
+of black-mail on the transaction. The amount of the coinage had to be
+large to enable Wood to recoup himself and make his own profit. It was
+fixed at 108,000_l._, a sum vastly in excess of its need. The greatest
+share of the plunder was to fall to the king's mistress. The Duchess of
+Kendal was to receive 10,000_l._ from Wood, to whom she farmed the patent.
+It was from the bottom to the top a scandalous job, and to add to its
+depravity, it was passed without consulting the responsible governors of
+the country. It was only when all efforts to defeat its passage were
+concluded, that Swift stepped in. The indignation of the country had
+risen to boiling-point; he gave it a voice. In describing the patent,
+Swift exaggerated its consequences. It is absurd to suppose that what he
+said of it was absolutely true, or that Swift thought it to be true. His
+object was to put a scandalous transaction in the grossest aspect
+possible. Swift adopted the ordinary recognized methods of political
+controversy. Apart from exaggeration, there was enough of injustice in the
+matter to justify any language which would tend to remove it.
+
+
+LETTER I.
+
+_To the Tradesmen, Shopkeepers, Farmers, and Country-people in general, of
+the Kingdom of Ireland_,
+
+Concerning the brass halfpence coined by one William Wood, Hardwareman,
+with a design to have them pass in this kingdom!
+
+Wherein is shewn the power of his Patent, the value of his Halfpence, and
+how far every person may be obliged to take the same in payments, and how
+to behave himself, in case such an attempt should be made by Wood, or any
+other person.
+
+(VERY PROPER TO BE KEPT IN EVERY FAMILY.)
+
+By M. B., DRAPIER, 1724.
+
+
+BRETHREN, FRIENDS, COUNTRYMEN, AND FELLOW-SUBJECTS.
+
+What I intend now to say to you, is, next to your duty to God, and the
+care of your salvation, of the greatest concern to yourselves and your
+children; your bread and clothing, and every common necessary of life,
+depend entirely upon it. Therefore I do most earnestly exhort you as men,
+as Christians, as parents, and as lovers of your country, to read this
+paper with the utmost attention, or get it read to you by others; which,
+that you may do at the less expense, I have ordered the printer to sell it
+at the lowest rate.
+
+It is a great fault among you, that when a person writes with no other
+intention than to do you good, you will not be at the pains to read his
+advices. One copy of this paper may serve a dozen of you, which will be
+less than a farthing apiece. It is your folly, that you have no common or
+general interest in your view, not even the wisest among you; neither do
+you know, or inquire, or care, who are your friends, or who are your
+enemies.
+
+About four years ago, a little book was written to advise all people to
+wear the manufactures of this our own dear country.[1] It had no other
+design, said nothing against the King or Parliament, or any persons
+whatever; yet the poor printer was prosecuted two years with the utmost
+violence, and even some weavers themselves (for whose sake it was
+written), being upon the JURY, found him guilty. This would be enough to
+discourage any man from endeavouring to do you good, when you will either
+neglect him, or fly in his face for his pains, and when he must expect
+only danger to himself, and to be fined and imprisoned, perhaps to his
+ruin.
+
+However, I cannot but warn you once more of the manifest destruction
+before your eyes, if you do not behave yourself, as you ought.
+
+I will therefore first tell you the plain story of the fact, and then I
+will lay before you how you ought to act, in common prudence according to
+the laws of your country.
+
+The fact is this: It having been many years since COPPER HALFPENCE OR
+FARTHINGS were last coined in this kingdom, they have been for some time
+very scarce, and many counterfeits passed about under the name of _raps_,
+several applications were made to England that we might have liberty to
+coin new ones, as in former times we did; but they did not succeed. At
+last, one Mr. Wood, a mean ordinary man, a hardware dealer, procured a
+patent under his Majesty's broad seal to coin 108,000_l._[2] in copper for
+this kingdom; which patent, however, did not oblige any one here to take
+them, unless they pleased. Now you must know, that the halfpence and
+farthings in England pass for very little more than they are worth; and if
+you should beat them to pieces, and sell them to the brazier, you would
+not lose much above a penny in a shilling. But Mr. Wood made his halfpence
+of such base metal, and so much smaller than the English ones, that the
+brazier would not give you above a penny of good money for a shilling of
+his; so that this sum of 108,000_l._ in good gold and silver, must be
+given for trash, that will not be worth eight or nine thousand pounds real
+value. But this is not the worst; for Mr. Wood, when he pleases, may, by
+stealth, send over another 108,000_l._, and buy all our goods for eleven
+parts in twelve under the value. For example, if a hatter sells a dozen of
+hats for five shillings apiece, which amounts to three pounds, and
+receives the payment in Wood's coin, he really receives only the value of
+five shillings.
+
+Perhaps you will wonder how such an ordinary fellow as this Mr. Wood could
+have so much interest as to get his Majesty's broad seal for so great a
+sum of bad money to be sent to this poor country; and that all the
+nobility and gentry here could not obtain the same favour, and let us make
+our own halfpence, as we used to do. Now I will make that matter very
+plain: We are at a great distance from the King's court, and have nobody
+there to solicit for us, although a great number of lords and 'squires,
+whose estates are here, and are our countrymen, spend all their lives and
+fortunes there; but this same Mr. Wood was able to attend constantly for
+his own interest; he is an Englishman, and had great friends; and, it
+seems, knew very well where to give money to those that would speak to
+others, that could speak to the King, and would tell a fair story. And his
+Majesty, and perhaps the great lord or lords who advise him, might think
+it was for our country's good; and so, as the lawyers express it, "The
+King was deceived in his grant," which often happens in all reigns. And I
+am sure if his Majesty knew that such a patent, if it should take effect
+according to the desire of Mr. Wood, would utterly ruin this kingdom,
+which has given such great proofs of its loyalty, he would immediately
+recall it, and perhaps show his displeasure to somebody or other; but a
+word to the wise is enough. Most of you must have heard with what anger
+our honourable House of Commons received an account of this Wood's patent.
+There were several fine speeches made upon it, and plain proofs that it
+was all a wicked cheat from the bottom to the top; and several smart votes
+were printed, which that same Wood had the assurance to answer likewise in
+print; and in so confident a way, as if he were a better man than our
+whole Parliament put together.
+
+This Wood, as soon as his patent was passed, or soon after, sends over a
+great many barrels of those halfpence to Cork, and other seaport towns;
+and to get them off, offered a hundred pounds in his coin, for seventy or
+eighty in silver; but the collectors of the King's customs very honestly
+refused to take them, and so did almost everybody else. And since the
+Parliament has condemned them, and desired the King that they might be
+stopped, all the kingdom do abominate them.
+
+But Wood is still working underhand to force his halfpence upon us; and if
+he can, by the help of his friends in England, prevail so far as to get an
+order, that the commissioners and collectors of the King's money shall
+receive them, and that the army is to be paid with them, then he thinks
+his work shall be done. And this is the difficulty you will be under in
+such a case: for the common soldier, when he goes to the market, or
+alehouse, will offer this money; and if it be refused, perhaps he will
+swagger and hector, and threaten to beat the butcher or ale-wife, or take
+the goods by force, and throw them the bad halfpence. In this and the like
+cases, the shopkeeper or victualler, or any other tradesman, has no more
+to do, than to demand ten times the price of his goods, if it is to be
+paid in Wood's money; for example, twenty pence of that money for a quart
+of ale and so in all things else, and not part with his goods till he gets
+the money.
+
+For, suppose you go to an ale-house with that base money, and the landlord
+gives you a quart for four of those halfpence, what must the victualler
+do? his brewer will not be paid in that coin; or, if the brewer should be
+such a fool, the farmers will not take it from them for their bere,[3]
+because they are bound, by their leases, to pay their rent in good and
+lawful money of England; which this is not, nor of Ireland neither; and
+the 'squire, their landlord, will never be so bewitched to take such trash
+for his land; so that it must certainly stop somewhere or other; and
+wherever it stops, it is the same thing, and we are all undone.
+
+The common weight of these halfpence is between four and five to an
+ounce--suppose five, then three shillings and four pence will weigh a
+pound, and consequently twenty shillings will weigh six pounds butter
+weight. Now there are many hundred farmers, who pay two hundred pounds a
+year rent; therefore, when one of these farmers comes with his half-year's
+rent, which is one hundred pounds, it will be at least six hundred
+pounds' weight, which is three horses' load.
+
+If a 'squire has a mind to come to town to buy clothes and wine, and
+spices for himself and family, or perhaps to pass the winter here, he must
+bring with him five or six horses well loaden with sacks, as the farmers
+bring their corn; and when his lady comes in her coach to our shops, it
+must be followed by a car loaded with Mr. Wood's money. And I hope we
+shall have the grace to take it for no more than it is worth.
+
+They say 'Squire Conolly[4] has sixteen thousand pounds a-year; now, if he
+sends for his rent to town, as it is likely he does, he must have two
+hundred and fifty horses to bring up his half-year's rent, and two or
+three great cellars in his house for stowage. But what the bankers will do
+I cannot tell; for I am assured, that some great bankers keep by them
+forty thousand pounds in ready cash, to answer all payments; which sum, in
+Mr. Wood's money, would require twelve hundred horses to carry it.
+
+For my own part, I am already resolved what to do; I have a pretty good
+shop of Irish stuffs and silks; and instead of taking Mr. Wood's bad
+copper, I intend to truck with my neighbours, the butchers, and bakers,
+and brewers, and the rest, goods for goods; and the little gold and
+silver I have, I will keep by me, like my heart's blood, till better
+times, or until I am just ready to starve; and then I will buy Mr. Wood's
+money, as my father did the brass money in King James's time,[5] who could
+buy ten pounds of it with a guinea; and I hope to get as much for a
+pistole, and so purchase bread from those who will be such fools as to
+sell it me. These halfpence, if they once pass, will soon be
+counterfeited, because it may be cheaply done, the stuff is so base. The
+Dutch, likewise, will probably do the same thing, and send them over to us
+to pay for our goods; and Mr. Wood will never be at rest, but coin on: so
+that in some years we shall have at least five times 108,000_l._ of this
+lumber. Now the current money of this kingdom is not reckoned to be above
+four hundred thousand pounds in all; and while there is a silver sixpence
+left, these bloodsuckers will never be quiet. When once the kingdom is
+reduced to such a condition, I will tell you what must be the end: the
+gentlemen of estates will all turn off their tenants for want of payments,
+because, as I told you before, the tenants are obliged by their leases to
+pay sterling, which is lawful current money of England; then they will
+turn their own farmers, as too many of them do already, run all into
+sheep, where they can, keeping only such other cattle as are necessary;
+then they will be their own merchants, and send their wool, and butter,
+and hides, and linen beyond sea, for ready money, and wine, and spices,
+and silks. They will keep only a few miserable cottagers; the farmers must
+rob, or beg, or leave their country; the shopkeepers in this, and every
+other town, must break and starve; for it is the landed man that maintains
+the merchant, and shopkeeper, and handicraftsman.
+
+But when the 'squire turns farmer and merchant himself, all the good money
+he gets from abroad he will hoard up to send for England, and keep some
+poor tailor or weaver and the like in his own house, who will be glad to
+get bread at any rate.
+
+I should never have done, if I were to tell you all the miseries that we
+shall undergo, if we be so foolish and wicked as to take this cursed coin.
+It would be very hard if all Ireland should be put into one scale, and
+this sorry fellow, Wood, into the other; that Mr. Wood should weigh down
+this whole kingdom, by which England gets above a million of good money
+every year clear into their pockets; and that is more than the English do
+by all the world besides.
+
+But your great comfort is, that as his Majesty's patent does not oblige
+you to take this money, so the laws have not given the crown a power of
+forcing the subject to take what money the King pleases; for then, by the
+same reason, we might be bound to take pebble-stones, or cockle-shells, or
+stamped leather, for current coin, if ever we should happen to live under
+an ill prince; who might likewise, by the same power, make a guinea pass
+for ten pounds, a shilling for twenty shillings, and so on; by which he
+would, in a short time, get all the silver and gold of the kingdom into
+his own hands, and leave us nothing but brass or leather, or what he
+pleased. Neither is anything reckoned more cruel and oppressive in the
+French government than their common practice of calling in all their
+money, after they have sunk it very low, and then coining it anew at a
+much higher value; which, however, is not the thousandth part so wicked as
+this abominable project of Mr. Wood. For the French give their subjects
+silver for silver, and gold for gold; but this fellow will not so much as
+give us good brass or copper for our gold and silver, nor even a twelfth
+part of their worth. Having said thus much, I will now go on to tell you
+the judgment of some great lawyers in this matter, whom I fee'd on purpose
+for your sakes, and got their opinions under their hands, that I might be
+sure I went upon good grounds.... I will now, my dear friends, to save you
+the trouble, set before you, in short, what the law obliges you to do, and
+what it does not oblige you to.
+
+First, you are obliged to take all money in payments which is coined by
+the King, and is of the English standard or weight, provided it be of gold
+or silver.
+
+Secondly, you are not obliged to take any money which is not of gold or
+silver; not only the halfpence or farthings of England, but of any other
+country. And it is merely for convenience or ease, that you are content to
+take them; because the custom of coining silver halfpence and farthings
+has long been left off; I suppose on account of their being subject to be
+lost.
+
+Thirdly, much less are you obliged to take those vile halfpence of the
+same Wood, by which you must lose almost eleven pence in every shilling.
+Therefore, my friends, stand to it one and all; refuse this filthy trash.
+It is no treason to rebel against Mr. Wood. His Majesty in his patent,
+obliges nobody to take these halfpence, our gracious prince has no such
+ill-advisers about him; or, if he had, yet you see the laws have not left
+it in the King's power to force us to take any coin but what is lawful, of
+right standard, gold and silver. Therefore you have nothing to fear.
+
+And let me in the next place apply myself particularly to you who are the
+poorer sort of tradesmen. Perhaps you may think you will not be so great
+losers as the rich, if these halfpence should pass; because you seldom see
+any silver, and your customers come to your shops or stalls with nothing
+but brass, which you likewise find hard to be got. But you may take my
+word, whenever this money gains footing among you, you will be utterly
+undone. If you carry these halfpence to a shop for tobacco or brandy, or
+any other thing that you want, the shopkeeper will advance his goods
+accordingly, or else he must break, and leave the key under the door. "Do
+you think I will sell you a yard of tenpenny stuff for twenty of Mr.
+Wood's halfpence? No, not under two hundred at least; neither will I be at
+the trouble of counting, but weigh them in a lump." I will tell you one
+thing farther, that if Mr. Wood's project should take, it would ruin even
+our beggars; for when I give a beggar a halfpenny, it will quench his
+thirst, or go a good way to fill his belly; but the twelfth part of a
+halfpenny will do him no more service than if I should give him three pins
+out of my sleeve.
+
+In short, these halfpence are like "the accursed thing, which," as the
+Scripture tells us, "the children of Israel were forbidden to touch." They
+will run about like the plague, and destroy every one who lays his hand
+upon them. I have heard scholars talk of a man who told the King, that he
+had invented a way to torment people, by putting them into a bull of brass
+with fire under it; but the prince put the projector first into it, to
+make the experiment. This very much resembles the project of Mr. Wood; and
+the like of this may probably be Mr. Wood's fate; that the brass he
+contrived to torment this kingdom with, may prove his own torment, and his
+destruction at last.
+
+N.B. The author of this paper is informed by persons, who have made it
+their business to be exact in their observations on the true value of
+these halfpence, that any person may expect to get a quart of twopenny ale
+for thirty-six of them.
+
+I desire that all families may keep this paper carefully by them, to
+refresh their memories whenever they shall have farther notice of Mr.
+Wood's halfpence, or any other the like imposture.
+
+
+SECOND LETTER.
+
+Walpole recommended his Majesty to compromise the grave issue which had
+risen. An order was issued restricting the importation of Wood's copper
+coin to the sum of 40,000_l._ instead of 108,000_l._, to be current only
+amongst those who should be willing to accept them. But the dispute had
+risen too high to admit of accommodation. The real grievance of this
+measure lay rather in its principle than its immediate effects. The merits
+and details of the question are now laid aside. Even Wood is almost
+forgotten in the vehemence of rage, that a nation should be exposed to the
+menaces or mercies of such an adventurer.
+
+
+LETTER II.
+
+_To Mr. Harding, the Printer_,
+
+On occasion of a paragraph in his newspaper of August 1, 1724, relating to
+Mr. Wood's halfpence.
+
+
+_August 4, 1724._
+
+In your Newsletter of the first instant, there is a paragraph, dated from
+London, July 25, relating to Wood's halfpence; whereby it is plain, what I
+foretold in my letter to the shopkeepers, &c., that this vile fellow would
+never be at rest; and that the danger of our ruin approaches nearer; and
+therefore the kingdom requires new and fresh warning. However, I take this
+paragraph to be, in a great measure, an imposition upon the public; at
+least I hope so, because I am informed that Mr. Wood is generally his own
+newswriter. I cannot but observe from that paragraph, that this public
+enemy of ours, not satisfied to ruin us with his trash, takes every
+occasion to treat this kingdom with the utmost contempt. He represents
+several of our merchants and traders, upon examination before a committee
+of council, agreeing, that there was the utmost necessity of copper money
+here, before his patent; so that several gentlemen have been forced to
+tally with their workmen, and give them bits of cards sealed and
+subscribed with their names. What then? If a physician prescribe to a
+patient a dram of physic, shall a rascal apothecary cram him with a pound,
+and mix it up with poison? And is not a landlord's hand and seal to his
+own labourers a better security for five or ten shillings, than Wood's
+brass, ten times below the real value, can be to the kingdom for a hundred
+and eight thousand pounds?
+
+Who are these merchants and traders of Ireland that made this report of
+the utmost necessity we are under for copper money? They are only a few
+betrayers of their country, confederates with Wood, from whom they are to
+purchase a great quantity of coin, perhaps at half the price that we are
+to take it, and vend it among us to the ruin of the public, and their own
+private advantages. Are not these excellent witnesses, upon whose
+integrity the fate of the kingdom must depend, evidences in their own
+cause, and sharers in this work of iniquity?
+
+If we could have deserved the liberty of coining for ourselves as we
+formerly did--and why we have it not is everybody's wonder as well as
+mine--ten thousand pounds might have been coined here in Dublin of only
+one-fifth below the intrinsic value, and this sum, with the stock of
+halfpence we then had, would have been sufficient. But Wood, by his
+emissaries--enemies to God and this kingdom--has taken care to buy up as
+many of our old halfpence as he could, and from thence the present want of
+change arises; to remove which, by Mr. Wood's remedy, would be to cure a
+scratch on the finger by cutting off the arm. But, supposing there were
+not one farthing of change in the whole nation, I will maintain that
+five-and-twenty thousand pounds would be a sum fully sufficient to answer
+all our occasions. I am no inconsiderable shopkeeper in this town. I have
+discoursed with several of my own and other trades, with many gentlemen
+both of city and country, and also with great numbers of farmers,
+cottagers, and labourers, who all agree that two shillings in change for
+every family would be more than necessary in all dealings. Now, by the
+largest computation--even before that grievous discouragement of
+agriculture, which has so much lessened our numbers--the souls in this
+kingdom are computed to be one million and a half; which allowing six to a
+family, makes two hundred and fifty thousand families, and, consequently,
+two shillings to each family will amount only to five-and-twenty thousand
+pounds; whereas this honest, liberal hardwareman, Wood, would impose upon
+us above four times that sum. Your paragraph relates further, that Sir
+Isaac Newton reported an assay taken at the Tower of Wood's metal, by
+which it appears, that Wood had in all respects performed his contract.
+His contract!--With whom? Was it with the Parliament or people of Ireland?
+Are not they to be the purchasers? But they detest, abhor, and reject it,
+as corrupt, fraudulent, mingled with dirt and trash. Upon which he grows
+angry, goes to law, and will impose his goods upon us by force.
+
+But your newsletter says, that an assay was made of the coin. How impudent
+and insupportable is this! Wood takes care to coin a dozen or two
+halfpence of good metal, sends them to the Tower, and they are approved;
+and these must answer all that he has already coined, or shall coin for
+the future. It is true, indeed, that a gentleman often sends to my shop
+for a pattern of stuff; I cut it fairly off, and, if he likes it, he
+comes, or sends, and compares the pattern with the whole piece, and
+probably we come to a bargain. But if I were to buy a hundred sheep, and
+the grazier should bring me one single wether, fat and well-fleeced, by
+way of pattern, and expect the same price round for the whole hundred,
+without suffering me to see them before he was paid, or giving me good
+security to restore my money for those that were lean, or shorn, or
+scabby, I would be none of his customer. I have heard of a man who had a
+mind to sell his house, and therefore carried a piece of brick in his
+pocket, which he showed as a pattern to encourage purchasers; and this is
+directly the case in point with Mr. Wood's assay.
+
+The next part of the paragraph contains Mr. Wood's voluntary proposals for
+preventing any further objections or apprehensions.
+
+His first proposal is, "That whereas he has already coined seventeen
+thousand pounds, and has copper prepared to make it up forty thousand
+pounds, he will be content to coin no more, unless the EXIGENCIES OF TRADE
+REQUIRE IT, although his patent empowers him to coin a far greater
+quantity."
+
+To which if I were to answer, it should be thus:--"Let Mr. Wood, and his
+crew of founders and tinkers coin on, till there is not an old kettle
+left in the kingdom,--let them coin old leather, tobacco-pipe clay, or the
+dirt in the street, and call their trumpery by what name they please, from
+a guinea to a farthing,--we are not under concern to know how he and his
+tribe of accomplices think fit to employ themselves. But I hope and trust,
+that we are all to a man fully determined to have nothing to do with him
+or his ware."
+
+The King has given him a patent to coin halfpence, but has not obliged us
+to take them; and I have already shown, in my letter to the shopkeepers,
+&c., that the law has not left it in the power of the prerogative to
+compel the subject to take any money besides gold and silver, of the right
+sterling and standard.
+
+Wood further proposes, if I understand him right--for his expressions are
+dubious--that he will not coin above forty thousand pounds, unless the
+exigencies of trade require it.
+
+First, I observe, that this sum of forty thousand pounds is almost double
+to what I proved to be sufficient for the whole kingdom, although we had
+not one of our old halfpence left.
+
+Again, I ask, who is to be judge when the exigencies of trade require it?
+Without doubt he means himself; for as to us of this poor kingdom, who
+must be utterly ruined if this project should succeed, we were never once
+consulted till the matter was over, and he will judge of our exigencies by
+his own. Neither will these ever be at an end till he and his accomplices
+think they have enough; and it now appears, that he will not be content
+with all our gold and silver, but intends to buy up our goods and
+manufactures with the same coin.... His last proposal, being of a peculiar
+strain and nature, deserves to be very particularly considered, both on
+account of the matter and the style. It is as follows:--
+
+"Lastly, in consideration of the direful apprehensions which prevail in
+Ireland, that Mr. Wood will, by such coinage, drain them of their gold and
+silver, he proposes to take their manufactures in exchange, and that no
+person be obliged to receive more than fivepence halfpenny at one
+payment."
+
+First, observe this little impudent hardwareman turning into ridicule the
+direful apprehensions of a whole kingdom, priding himself as the cause of
+them, and daring to prescribe what no King of England ever attempted, how
+far a whole nation shall be obliged to take his brass coin. And he has
+reason to insult; for sure there was never an example in history of a
+great kingdom kept in awe for above a year, in daily dread of utter
+destruction--not by a powerful invader, at the head of twenty thousand
+men--not by a plague or a famine--not by a tyrannical prince (for we never
+had one more gracious), or a corrupt administration--but by one single,
+diminutive, insignificant mechanic.... His proposals conclude with perfect
+high treason. He promises, that no person shall be obliged to receive more
+than fivepence halfpenny of his coin in one payment. By which it is plain,
+that he pretends to oblige every subject in this kingdom to take so much
+in every payment if it be offered; whereas his patent obliges no man, nor
+can the prerogative, by law, claim such a power, as I have often observed;
+so that here Mr. Wood takes upon him the entire legislature, and an
+absolute dominion over the properties of the whole nation.
+
+Good God! who are this wretch's advisers? Who are his supporters,
+abettors, encouragers, or sharers? Mr. Wood will oblige me to take
+fivepence halfpenny of his brass in every payment; and I will shoot Mr.
+Wood and his deputies through the head, like highwaymen or housebreakers,
+if they dare to force one farthing of their coin on me in the payment of a
+hundred pounds. It is no loss of honour to submit it to the lion; but who,
+with the figure of a man, can think with patience of being devoured alive
+by a rat? He has laid a tax upon the people of Ireland of seventeen
+shillings, at least, in the pound; a tax, I say, not only upon lands, but
+interest-money, goods, manufactures, the hire of handicraftsmen,
+labourers, and servants.
+
+Shopkeepers, look to yourselves!--Wood will oblige and force you to take
+fivepence halfpenny of his trash in every payment, and many of you receive
+twenty, thirty, forty payments in one day, or else you can hardly find
+bread. And, pray, consider how much that will amount to in a year. Twenty
+times fivepence halfpenny is nine shillings and twopence, which is above a
+hundred and sixty pounds a year; wherein you will be losers of at least
+one hundred and forty pounds by taking your payments in his money. If any
+of you be content to deal with Mr. Wood on such conditions, you may; but,
+for my own particular, let his money perish with him! If the famous Mr.
+Hampden rather chose to go to prison than pay a few shillings to King
+Charles I. without authority of Parliament, I will rather choose to be
+hanged than have all my substance taxed at seventeen shillings in the
+pound, at the arbitrary will and pleasure of the venerable Mr. Wood.
+
+The paragraph concludes thus:--"N.B." that is to say, _nota bene_, or
+_mark well_, "No evidence appeared from Ireland, or elsewhere, to prove
+the mischiefs complained of, or any abuses whatsoever committed, in the
+execution of the said grant."
+
+The impudence of this remark exceeds all that went before. First, the
+House of Commons in Ireland, which represents the whole people of the
+kingdom, and, secondly, the Privy-council, addressed his Majesty against
+these halfpence. What could be done more to express the universal sense of
+the nation? If his copper were diamonds, and the kingdom were entirely
+against it, would not that be sufficient to reject it? Must a committee of
+the whole House of Commons, and our whole Privy-council, go over to argue
+_pro_ and _con_ with Mr. Wood? To what end did the King give his patent
+for coining halfpence for Ireland? Was it not because it was represented
+to his sacred Majesty, that such a coinage would be of advantage to the
+good of this kingdom, and of all his subjects here? It is to the
+patentee's peril if this representation be false, and the execution of his
+patent be fraudulent and corrupt. Is he so wicked and foolish to think,
+that his patent was given him to ruin a million and a half of people, that
+he might be a gainer of three or four score thousand pounds to himself?
+Before he was at the charge of passing a patent, much more of raking up
+so much filthy dross, and stamping it with his Majesty's image and
+superscription, should he not first, in common sense, in common equity,
+and common manners, have consulted the principal party concerned,--that is
+to say, the people of the kingdom, the House of Lords, or Commons, or the
+Privy-council? If any foreigner should ask us, whose image and
+superscription there is on Wood's coin? we should be ashamed to tell him
+it was Cæsar's. In that great want of copper halfpence which he alleges we
+were, our city set up our Cæsar's statue[6] in excellent copper, at an
+expense that is equal to thirty thousand pounds of his coin, and we will
+not receive his image in worse metal.
+
+I observe many of our people putting a melancholy case on this subject.
+"It is true," say they, "we are all undone if Wood's halfpence must pass;
+but what shall we do if his Majesty puts out a proclamation, commanding us
+to take them?" This has often been dinned in my ears; but I desire my
+countrymen to be assured that there is nothing in it. The King never
+issues out a proclamation but to enjoin what the law permits him. He will
+not issue out a proclamation against law; or, if such a thing should
+happen by a mistake, we are no more obliged to obey it, than to run our
+heads into the fire.
+
+Besides, his Majesty will never command us by a proclamation, what he does
+not offer to command us in the patent itself.
+
+There he leaves it to our discretion, so that our destruction must be
+entirely owing to ourselves; therefore, let no man be afraid of a
+proclamation which will never be granted, and if it should, yet, upon this
+occasion, will be of no force.
+
+The King's revenues here are near four hundred thousand pounds a-year. Can
+you think his ministers will advise him to take them in Wood's brass,
+which will reduce the value to fifty thousand pounds? England gets a
+million sterling by this nation; which, if this project goes on, will be
+almost reduced to nothing. And do you think those who live in England upon
+Irish estates, will be content to take an eight or tenth part by being
+paid in Wood's dross?
+
+If Wood and his confederates were not convinced of our stupidity, they
+never would have attempted so audacious an enterprise. He now sees a
+spirit has been raised against him, and he only watches till it begin to
+flag: he goes about watching when to devour us. He hopes we shall be weary
+of contending with him; and at last, out of ignorance or fear, or of
+being perfectly tired with opposition, we shall be forced to yield; and
+therefore, I confess, it is my chief endeavour to keep up your spirits and
+resentments. If I tell you, "there is a precipice under you, and that if
+you go forward you will certainly break your necks;" if I point to it
+before your eyes, must I be at the trouble of repeating it every morning?
+Are our people's hearts waxed gross? Are their ears dull of hearing? And
+have they closed their eyes? I fear there are some few vipers among us,
+who for ten or twenty pounds' gain would sell all their souls and their
+country; although at last it should end in their own ruin, as well as
+ours. Be not like "the deaf adder, who refuseth to hear the voice of the
+charmer, charm he never so wisely."
+
+Although my letter be directed to you, Mr. Harding, yet I intend it for
+all my countrymen. I have no interest in this affair, but what is common
+to the public. I can live better than many others; I have some gold and
+silver by me, and a shop well furnished; and shall be able to make a shift
+when many of my betters are starving. But I am grieved to see the coldness
+and indifference of many people with whom I discourse. Some are afraid of
+a proclamation; others shrug up their shoulders, and cry, "What would you
+have us to do?" Some give out there is no danger at all; others are
+comforted, that it will be a common calamity, and they shall fare no worse
+than their neighbours. Will a man who hears midnight robbers at his door,
+get out of bed, and raise his whole family for a common defence; and shall
+a whole kingdom lie in a lethargy, while Mr. Wood comes, at the head of
+his confederates, to rob them of all they have, to ruin us and our
+posterity for ever? If a highwayman meets you on the road, you give him
+your money to save your life; but, God be thanked, Mr. Wood cannot touch a
+hair of your heads. You have all the laws of God and man on your side;
+when he or his accomplices offer you his dross, it is but saying no, and
+you are safe. If a madman should come into my shop with a handful of dirt
+raked out of the kennel, and offer it in payment for ten yards of stuff, I
+would pity or laugh at him; or, if his behaviour deserved it, kick him out
+of my doors. And if Mr. Wood comes to demand my gold and silver, or
+commodities for which I have paid my gold and silver, in exchange for his
+trash, can he deserve or expect better treatment?
+
+When the evil day is come (if it must come), let us mark and observe those
+who persevere to offer these halfpence in payment. Let their names and
+trades, and places of abode, be made public, that every one may be aware
+of them, as betrayers of their country, and confederates with Mr. Wood.
+Let them be watched at markets and fairs; and let the first honest
+discoverer give the word about that Mr. Wood's halfpence have been
+offered, and caution the poor innocent people not to receive them.
+
+Perhaps I have been too tedious, but there would never be an end if I
+attempted to say all that this melancholy subject will bear. I will
+conclude with humbly offering one proposal; which, if it were put into
+practice, would blow up this destructive project at once. Let some
+skilful, judicious pen draw up an advertisement to the following
+purpose:--
+
+"Whereas one William Wood, hardwareman, now or lately sojourning in the
+city of London, has, by many misrepresentations, procured a patent for
+coining a hundred and eight thousand pounds in copper halfpence for this
+kingdom, which is a sum five times greater than our occasions require: And
+whereas it is notorious, that the said Wood has coined his halfpence of
+such base metal and false weight, that they are at least six parts in
+seven below the real value: And whereas we have reason to apprehend, that
+the said Wood may at any time hereafter clandestinely coin as many more
+halfpence as he pleases: And whereas the said patent neither does, nor
+can, oblige his Majesty's subjects to receive the said halfpence in any
+payment, but leaves it to their voluntary choice; because by law the
+subject cannot be obliged to take any money, except gold or silver: And
+whereas, contrary to the letter and meaning of the said patent, the said
+Wood has declared that every person shall be obliged to take fivepence
+halfpenny of his coin in every payment: And whereas the House of Commons
+and Privy-council have severally addressed his most sacred Majesty,
+representing the ill consequences which the said coinage would have upon
+this kingdom: And lastly, whereas it is universally agreed, that the whole
+nation to a man (except Mr. Wood and his confederates) are in the utmost
+apprehensions of the ruinous consequences that must follow from the said
+coinage; Therefore, we, whose names are underwritten, being persons of
+considerable estates in this kingdom, and residers therein, do unanimously
+resolve and declare, that we will never receive one farthing or halfpenny
+of the said Wood's coining; and that we will direct all our tenants to
+refuse the said coin from any person whatsoever; of which, that they may
+not be ignorant, we have sent them a copy of this advertisement, to be
+read to them by our stewards, receivers," &c.
+
+I could wish, that a paper of this nature might be drawn up, and signed
+by two or three hundred principal gentlemen of this kingdom; and printed
+copies thereof sent to their several tenants. I am deceived if anything
+could sooner defeat this execrable design of Wood and his accomplices.
+This would immediately give the alarm, and set the kingdom on their guard;
+this would give courage to the meanest tenant and cottager.
+
+"How long, O Lord, righteous and true," &c.
+
+I must tell you in particular, Mr. Harding, that you are much to blame.
+Several hundred persons have inquired at your house for my "Letter to the
+Shopkeepers," &c., and you had none to sell them. Pray keep yourself
+provided with that letter and with this; you have got very well by the
+former; but I did not then write for your sake, any more than I do now.
+Pray advertise both in every newspaper; and let it not be your fault or
+mine, if our countrymen will not take warning. I desire you likewise to
+sell them as cheap as you can.
+
+ I am your servant,
+ M. B.
+
+
+THIRD LETTER.
+
+The object of this Letter is no longer to argue against a scheme which is
+universally condemned. The independence of Ireland is what he insists on:
+and the duty of her leading men is to assert that independence. In this he
+assumed a freedom of spirit which did not really exist. The sketch was
+skilfully drawn, so as to prepare men for a new appeal, and was far from
+being the last word. Two months after the fourth and greatest Letter
+appeared.
+
+
+LETTER III.
+
+_Some observations on a paper, called, The report of the committee of the
+most honourable the Privy-council in England, relating to Wood's
+halfpence._
+
+TO THE NOBILITY AND GENTRY OF THE KINGDOM OF IRELAND.
+
+
+_August 25th, 1724._
+
+Having already written two letters to the people of my own level and
+condition, and having now very pressing occasion for writing a third, I
+thought I could not more properly address it than to your lordships and
+worships.
+
+The occasion is this. A printed paper was sent to me on the 18th instant,
+entitled, "A Report of the Committee of the Lords of his Majesty's Most
+Honourable Privy-council in England, relating to Mr. Wood's Halfpence and
+Farthings."
+
+There is no mention made where the paper was printed, but I suppose it to
+have been in Dublin; and I have been told, that the copy did not come over
+in the _Gazette_, but in the _London Journal_, or some other print of no
+authority or consequence. And, for anything that legally appears to the
+contrary, it may be a contrivance to fright us; or a project of some
+printer, who has a mind to make a penny by publishing something upon a
+subject which now employs all our thoughts in this kingdom. Mr. Wood, in
+publishing this paper, would insinuate to the world, as if the Committee
+had a greater concern for his credit, and private emolument, than for the
+honour of the Privy-council and both Houses of Parliament here, and for
+the quiet and welfare of this whole kingdom; for it seems intended as a
+vindication of Mr. Wood, not without several severe reflections on the
+Houses of Lords and Commons of Ireland. The whole is indeed written with
+the turn and air of a pamphlet; as if it were a dispute between William
+Wood on the one part, and the Lords Justices, Privy-council, and both
+Houses of Parliament, on the other; the design of it being to clear
+William Wood, and to charge the other side with casting rash and
+groundless aspersions upon him.
+
+But, if it be really what the title imputes, Mr. Wood has treated the
+Committee with great rudeness, by publishing an act of theirs in so
+unbecoming a manner, without their leave, and before it was communicated
+to the Government and Privy-council of Ireland, to whom the Committee
+advised that it should be transmitted.
+
+But, with all deference be it spoken, I do not conceive that a Report of a
+Committee of the Council in England is hitherto a law in either kingdom;
+and, until any point is determined to be a law, it remains disputable by
+every subject. This, may it please your lords and worships, may seem a
+strange way of discoursing in an illiterate shopkeeper. I have endeavoured
+(although without the help of books) to improve that small portion of
+reason God has been pleased to give me; and when reason plainly appears
+before me, I cannot turn away my head from it. Thus, for instance, if any
+lawyer should tell me that such a point were law, from which many gross
+palpable absurdities must follow, I could not believe him. If Sir Edward
+Coke should positively assert (which he nowhere does, but the direct
+contrary) "that a limited prince could, by his prerogative, oblige his
+subjects to take half an ounce of lead, stamped with his image, for twenty
+shillings in gold," I should swear he was deceived, or a deceiver; because
+a power like that would leave the whole lives and fortunes of the people
+entirely at the mercy of the monarch; yet this in effect is what Wood has
+advanced in some of his papers, and what suspicious people may possibly
+apprehend from some passages in what is called the Report.
+
+That paper mentions such persons to have been examined, who were desirous
+and willing to be heard upon this subject. I am told they were four in
+all--Coleby, Brown, Mr. Finley the banker, and one more, whose name I know
+not. The first of these was tried for robbing the Treasury in Ireland;
+and, though he was acquited for want of legal proof, yet every person in
+the Court believed him to be guilty.
+
+The second stands recorded in the votes of the House of Commons, for
+endeavouring, by perjury and subornation, to take away the life of John
+Bingham, Esq.
+
+But, since I have gone so far as to mention particular persons, it may be
+some satisfaction to know who is this Wood himself, that has the honour to
+have a whole kingdom at his mercy for almost two years together. I find he
+is in the patent entitled _esquire_, although he were understood to be
+only a hardware-man, and so I have been bold to call him in my former
+letters; however a _'squire_ he is, not only by virtue of his patent, but
+by having been a collector in Shropshire; where, pretending to have been
+robbed, and suing the county, he was cast, and, for the infamy of the
+fact, lost his employment. I have heard another story of this 'Squire
+Wood, from a very honourable lady, that one Hamilton told her. Hamilton
+was sent for, six years ago, by Sir Isaac Newton, to try the coinage of
+four men, who then solicited a patent for coining halfpence for Ireland;
+their names were Wood, Costor, Eliston, and Parker. Parker made the
+fairest offer, and Wood the worst; for his coin was three halfpence in a
+pound weight less value than the other. By which it is plain, with what
+intentions he solicited his patent; but not so plain how he obtained it.
+
+It is alleged in the said paper, called the Report, "that upon repeated
+orders from a secretary of state, for sending over such papers and
+witnesses as should be thought proper to support the objections made
+against the patent by both Houses of Parliament, the Lord-Lieutenant
+represented the great difficulty he found himself in, to comply with these
+orders: that none of the principal members of both Houses, who were in the
+King's service or council, would take upon them to advise, how any
+material, person, or papers, might be sent over on this occasion," &c. And
+this is often repeated, and represented as a proceeding that seems very
+extraordinary; and that in a matter which had raised so great a clamour
+in Ireland, no person could be prevailed upon to come over from Ireland in
+support of the united sense of both Houses of Parliament in Ireland;
+especially, that the chief difficulty should arise from a general
+apprehension of a miscarriage, in an inquiry before his Majesty, or in a
+proceeding by due course of law, in a case where both Houses of Parliament
+had declared themselves so fully convinced, and satisfied upon evidence
+and examinations taken in the most solemn manner.
+
+How shall I, a poor ignorant shopkeeper, utterly unskilled in law, be able
+to answer so weighty an objection? I will try what can be done by plain
+reason, unassisted by art, cunning, or eloquence.
+
+In my humble opinion, the Committee of Council has already prejudged the
+whole case, by calling the united sense of both Houses of Parliament in
+Ireland "a universal clamour." Here the addresses of the Lords and Commons
+of Ireland, against a ruinous destructive project of an obscure single
+undertaker, is called "a clamour." I desire to know, how such a style
+would be resented in England from a Committee of Council there to a
+Parliament; and how many impeachments would follow upon it? But supposing
+the appellation to be proper, I never heard of a wise minister who
+despised the universal clamour of a people; and if that clamour can be
+quieted by disappointing the fraudulent practice of a single person, the
+purchase is not exorbitant.
+
+But, in answer to this objection; first, it is manifest, that if this
+coinage had been in Ireland, with such limitations as have been formerly
+specified in other patents, and granted to persons of this kingdom, or
+even of England, able to give sufficient security, few or no
+inconveniences could have happened which might not have been immediately
+remedied....
+
+Put the case that the two Houses of Lords and Commons of England, and the
+Privy-council there should address his Majesty to recall a patent, from
+whence they apprehend the most ruinous consequences to the whole kingdom;
+and to make it stronger, if possible, that the whole nation almost to a
+man, should thereupon discover "the most dismal apprehensions," as Mr.
+Wood styles them; would his Majesty debate half an hour what he had to do?
+
+Would any minister dare to advise him against recalling such a patent? Or
+would the matter be referred to the Privy-council, or to Westminster Hall;
+the two Houses of Parliament plaintiffs, and William Wood defendant? And
+is there even the smallest difference between the two cases? Were not the
+people of Ireland born as free as those of England? How have they
+forfeited their freedom? Is not their Parliament as fair a representative
+of the people as that of England? And has not their Privy-council as
+great, or a greater share in the administration of public affairs? Are not
+they subjects of the same King? Does not the same sun shine upon them? And
+have they not the same God for their protector? Am I a freeman in England,
+and do I become a slave in six hours by crossing the Channel? No wonder,
+then, if the boldest persons were cautious to interpose in a matter
+already determined by the whole voice of the nation, or to presume to
+represent the representatives of the kingdom; and were justly apprehensive
+of meeting such a treatment as they would deserve at the next session. It
+would seem very extraordinary, if any inferior court in England should
+take a great matter out of the hands of the high court of Parliament
+during a prorogation, and decide it against the opinion of both Houses. It
+happens so, however, that although no persons were so bold as to go over
+as evidences, to prove the truth of the objections made against this
+patent by the high court of Parliament here, yet these objections stand
+good, notwithstanding the answers made by Mr. Wood and his counsel.
+
+The Report says, "That upon an assay made of the fineness, weight, and
+value of this copper, it exceeded in every article." This is possible
+enough in the pieces on which the assay was made, but Wood must have
+failed very much in point of dexterity, if he had not taken care to
+provide a sufficient quantity of such halfpence as would bear the trial,
+which he was able to do, although they were taken out of several parcels,
+since it is now plain that the bias of favour has been wholly on his
+side....
+
+As to what is alleged, that these halfpence far exceed the like coinage
+for Ireland in the reigns of his Majesty's predecessors, there cannot well
+be a more exceptional way of arguing, although the fact were true; which,
+however, is altogether mistaken, not by any fault in the Committee, but by
+the fraud and imposition of Wood, who certainly produced the worst
+patterns he could find; such as were coined in small numbers by
+permissions to private men, as butchers' halfpence, black dogs, and others
+the like; or perhaps the small St. Patrick's coin which passes now for a
+farthing, or at best some of the smallest raps of the latest kind. For I
+have now by me halfpence coined in the year 1680, by virtue of the patent
+granted to my Lord Dartmouth, which was renewed to Knox, and they are
+heavier by a ninth part than those of Wood, and of much better metal, and
+the great St. Patrick's halfpence are yet larger than either.
+
+But what is all this to the present debate?
+
+If, under the various exigencies of former times, by wars, rebellions, and
+insurrections, the Kings of England were sometimes forced to pay their
+armies here with mixed or base money, God forbid that the necessities of
+turbulent times should be a precedent for times of peace, and order, and
+settlement.
+
+In the patent above-mentioned, granted to Lord Dartmouth in the reign of
+King Charles II., and renewed to Knox, the securities given into the
+exchequer, obliging the patentee to receive his money back upon every
+demand, were an effectual remedy against all inconveniences, and the
+copper was coined in our own kingdom; so that we were in no danger to
+purchase it with the loss of all our silver and gold carried over to
+another, nor to be at the trouble of going to England for the redressing
+of any abuse....
+
+Among other clauses mentioned in this patent, to show how advantageous it
+is to Ireland, there is one which seems to be of a singular nature: "That
+the patentee shall be obliged, during his term, to pay eight hundred
+pounds a year to the Crown, and two hundred pounds a year to the
+comptroller." I have heard, indeed, that the King's council do always
+consider, in the passing of a patent, whether it will be of advantage to
+the Crown; but I have likewise heard, that it is at the same time
+considered whether passing of it may be injurious to any other persons or
+bodies politic. However, although the attorney and solicitor be servants
+to the King, and therefore bound to consult his Majesty's interest, yet I
+am under some doubt whether eight hundred pounds a year to the Crown would
+be equivalent to the ruin of a kingdom. It would be far better for us to
+have paid eight thousand pounds a-year into his Majesty's coffers, in the
+midst of all our taxes (which, in proportion, are greater in this kingdom
+than ever they were in England, even during the war), than purchase such
+an addition to the revenue at the price of our utter undoing. But here it
+is plain that fourteen thousand pounds are to be paid by Wood, only as a
+small circumstantial charge for the purchase of his patent. What were his
+other visible costs I know not, and what were his latent is variously
+conjectured, but he must surely be a man of some wonderful merit. Has he
+saved any other kingdom at his own expense, to give him a title of
+reimbursing himself by the destruction of ours? Has he discovered the
+longitude or the universal medicine? No; but he has found the
+philosopher's stone after a new manner, by debasing copper, and resolving
+to force it upon us for gold.
+
+When the two Houses represented to his Majesty that the patent to Wood was
+obtained in a clandestine manner, surely the Committee could not think the
+Parliament would insinuate, that it had not passed in the common forms,
+and run through every office where fees and perquisites were due. They
+knew very well, that persons in places were no enemies to grants; and that
+the officers of the Crown could not be kept in the dark. But the late
+Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland[7] affirmed it was a secret to him; and who
+will doubt his veracity, especially when he swore to a person of quality,
+from whom I had it, "that Ireland should never be troubled with these
+halfpence"? It was a secret to the people of Ireland, who were to be the
+only sufferers; and those who but knew the state of the kingdom, and were
+most able to advise in such an affair, were wholly strangers to it.
+
+It is allowed by the Report, that this patent was passed without the
+knowledge of the chief governor or officers of Ireland; and it is there
+elaborately shown, that former patents have passed in the same manner, and
+are good in law. I shall not dispute legality of patents, but am ready to
+suppose it in his Majesty's power to grant a patent for stamping round
+bits of copper to every subject he has.
+
+Therefore, to lay aside the point of law, I would only put the question,
+whether, in reason and justice, it would not have been proper, in an
+affair upon which the welfare of this depends, that the said King should
+have received timely notice; and the matter not be carried on between the
+patentee, and the officers of the Crown, who were to be the only gainers
+by it....
+
+But suppose there were not one single halfpenny of copper coin in this
+whole kingdom (which Mr. Wood seems to intend, unless we will come to his
+terms, as appears by employing his emissaries to buy up our old ones at a
+penny in the shilling more than they pass for), it could not be any real
+evil to us, although it might be some inconvenience. We have many sorts of
+small silver coins, to which they are strangers in England; such as the
+French threepences, fourpence-halfpennies, and eightpence-farthings, the
+Scotch fivepences and tenpences, besides their twenty-pences and
+three-and-four-pences, by which we are able to make change to a halfpenny
+of almost any piece of gold and silver; and if we are driven to the
+expedient of a sealed card, with the little gold and silver still
+remaining, it will, I suppose, be somewhat better, than to have nothing
+left, but Wood's adulterated copper, which he is neither obliged by his
+patent, nor HITHERTO able by his estate, to make good....
+
+The sum of the whole is this. The Committee advises the King to send
+immediate orders to all his officers here, that Wood's coin be suffered
+and permitted, without any let, suit, trouble, &c., to pass and be
+received as current money, by such as shall be willing to receive the
+same. It is probable that the first willing receivers may be those who
+must receive it whether they will or not, at least under the penalty of
+losing an office. But the landed undepending men, the merchants, the
+shopkeepers, and bulk of the people, I hope and am almost confident, will
+never receive it. What must the consequence be? The owners will sell it
+for as much as they can get.
+
+Wood's halfpence will come to be offered for six a penny (yet then he will
+be a sufficient gainer), and the necessary receivers will be losers of
+two-thirds in their salaries or pay.
+
+I am very sensible that such a work as I have undertaken might have
+worthily employed a much better pen; but when a house is attempted to be
+robbed, it often happens the weakest in the family runs first to the
+door. All the assistance I had were some informations from an eminent
+person; whereof I am afraid I have spoiled a few, by endeavouring to make
+them of a piece with my own productions, and the rest I was not able to
+manage. I was in the case of David, who could not move in the armour of
+Saul; and therefore I chose to attack this uncircumcised Philistine (Wood,
+I mean) with a sling and a stone. And I may say, for Wood's honour, as
+well as my own, that he resembles Goliah in many circumstances very
+applicable to the present purpose; for Goliah had "a helmet of brass upon
+his head, and he was armed with a coat of mail; and the weight of the coat
+was five thousand shekels of brass; and he had greaves of brass upon his
+legs, and a target of brass between his shoulders."
+
+In short, he was like Mr. Wood, all over brass, and he defied the armies
+of the living God. Goliah's conditions of combat were likewise the same
+with those of Wood's, "If he prevail against us, then shall we be his
+servants." But if it happens that I prevail over him, I renounce the other
+part of the condition: "He shall never be a servant of mine; for I do not
+think him fit to be trusted in any honest man's shop."
+
+
+FOURTH LETTER.
+
+Ireland is here summoned to assert her independence in the indignant voice
+of a nation that has borne the yoke of slavery far too long. Every line in
+this letter is instinct with life, and thrilling with sarcastic force. No
+more waste of words. The question is simply one of might against right: as
+old as human nature, but never brought into shorter compass. The printer
+of this letter was thrown into prison, as if to shame the undoubted author
+into surrender. Ireland was now under a new rule, the refined and
+cultivated Carteret was appointed Lord-Lieutenant in 1724. Swift used the
+privilege of an old friend in writing to him freely on the subject of the
+coinage. He was sorry to see his friend used as the tool of the
+Government, which occasioned the outburst, "What in God's name do _you_
+here? Get you gone, and send us our boobies again."
+
+
+LETTER IV.
+
+_To the whole People of Ireland._
+
+
+_October 23rd, 1724._
+
+MY DEAR COUNTRYMEN,
+
+Having already written three letters upon so disagreeable a subject as Mr.
+Wood and his halfpence, I conceived my task was at an end; but I find
+that cordials must be frequently applied to weak constitutions, political
+as well as natural. A people long used to hardships lose by degrees the
+very notions of liberty. They look upon themselves as creatures at mercy,
+and that all impositions, laid on them by a stronger hand, are, in the
+phrase of the Report, legal and obligatory. Hence proceed that poverty and
+lowness of spirit, to which a kingdom may be subject, as well as a
+particular person. And when Esau came fainting from the field at the point
+to die, it is no wonder that he sold his birthright for a mess of pottage.
+I thought I had sufficiently shown, to all who could want instruction, by
+what methods they might safely proceed, wherever this coin should be
+offered to them; and, I believe, there has not been, for many ages, an
+example of any kingdom so firmly united in a point of great importance, as
+this of ours is at present against that detestable fraud. But, however, it
+so happens, that some weak people begin to be alarmed anew by rumours
+industriously spread. Wood prescribes to the newsmongers in London what
+they are to write. In one of their papers, published here by some obscure
+printer, and certainly with a bad design, we are told, "That the Papists
+in Ireland have entered into an association against his coin," although it
+be notoriously known, that they never once offered to stir in the matter;
+so that the two Houses of Parliament, the Privy-council, the great number
+of corporations, the Lord Mayor and aldermen of Dublin, the grand juries,
+and principal gentlemen of several counties, are stigmatized in a lump
+under the name of "Papists." This impostor and his crew do likewise give
+out, that, by refusing to receive his dross for sterling, we "dispute the
+King's prerogative, are grown ripe for rebellion, and ready to shake off
+the dependency of Ireland upon the crown of England."
+
+To countenance which reports, he has published a paragraph in another
+newspaper, to let us know, that "the Lord-Lieutenant is ordered to come
+over immediately to settle his halfpence."
+
+I entreat you, my dear countrymen, not to be under the least concern upon
+these and the like rumours, which are no more than the last howls of a dog
+dissected alive, as I hope he has sufficiently been. These calumnies are
+the only reserve that is left him. For surely our continued and (almost)
+unexampled loyalty, will never be called in question, for not suffering
+ourselves to be robbed of all that we have by one obscure ironmonger.
+
+As to disputing the King's prerogative, give me leave to explain, to those
+who are ignorant, what the meaning of that word _prerogative_ is.
+
+The Kings of these realms enjoy several powers, wherein the laws have not
+interposed. So, they can make war and peace without the consent of
+Parliament--and this is a very great prerogative; but if the Parliament
+does not approve of the war, the King must bear the charge of it out of
+his own purse--and this is a great check on the crown.
+
+So, the King has a prerogative to coin money without consent of
+Parliament; but he cannot compel the subject to take that money, except it
+be sterling gold or silver, because herein he is limited by law. Some
+princes have, indeed, extended their prerogative farther than the law
+allowed them; wherein, however, the lawyers of succeeding ages, as fond as
+they are of precedents, have never dared to justify them. But, to say the
+truth, it is only of late times that prerogative has been fixed and
+ascertained; for, whoever reads the history of England will find, that
+some former Kings, and those none of the worst, have, upon several
+occasions, ventured to control the laws, with very little ceremony or
+scruple, even later than the days of Queen Elizabeth. In her reign, that
+pernicious counsel of sending base money hither, very narrowly failed of
+losing the kingdom--being complained of by the lord-deputy, the council,
+and the whole body of the English here; so that, soon after her death, it
+was recalled by her successor, and lawful money paid in exchange.
+
+Having thus given you some notion of what is meant by "the King's
+prerogative," as far as a tradesman can be thought capable of explaining
+it, I will only add the opinion of the great Lord Bacon: "That, as God
+governs the world by the settled laws of nature, which He has made, and
+never transcends those laws but upon high important occasions, so among
+earthly princes, those are the wisest and the best, who govern by the
+known laws of the country, and seldomest make use of their prerogative."
+
+Now here you may see, that the vile accusation of Wood and his
+accomplices, charging us with disputing the King's prerogative by refusing
+his brass, can have no place--because compelling the subject to take any
+coin which is not sterling, is no part of the King's prerogative, and I am
+very confident, if it were so, we should be the last of his people to
+dispute it; as well from that inviolable loyalty we have always paid to
+his Majesty, as from the treatment we might, in such a case, justly expect
+from some, who seem to think we have neither common sense nor common
+senses. But, God be thanked, the best of them are only our
+fellow-subjects, and not our masters. One great merit I am sure we have,
+which those of English birth can have no pretence to--that our ancestors
+reduced this kingdom to the obedience of England; for which we have been
+rewarded with a worse climate--the privilege of being governed by laws to
+which we do not consent--a ruined trade--a House of Peers without
+jurisdiction--almost an incapacity for all employments--and the dread of
+Wood's halfpence.
+
+But we are so far from disputing the King's prerogative in coining, that
+we own he has power to give a patent to any man for selling his royal
+image and superscription upon whatever materials he pleases, and liberty
+to the patentee to offer them in any country from England to Japan; only
+attended with one small limitation--that nobody alive is obliged to take
+them....
+
+Let me now say something concerning the other great cause of some people's
+fear, as Wood has taught the London newswriter to express it, that his
+excellency the Lord-Lieutenant is coming over to settle Wood's halfpence.
+We know very well, that the Lord-Lieutenants for several years past, have
+not thought this kingdom worthy the honour of their residence longer than
+was absolutely necessary for the King's business, which, consequently,
+wanted no speed in the despatch. And therefore it naturally fell into
+most men's thoughts, that a new governor, coming at an unusual time, must
+portend some unusual business to be done; especially if the common report
+be true, that the Parliament, prorogued to I know not when, is, by a new
+summons, revoking that prorogation, to assemble soon after the arrival;
+for which extraordinary proceeding, the lawyers on the other side the
+water have, by great good fortune, found two precedents.
+
+All this being granted, it can never enter into my head, that so little a
+creature as Wood could find credit enough with the King and his ministers,
+to have the Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland sent hither in a hurry upon his
+errand.
+
+For, let us take the whole matter nakedly as it lies before us, without
+the refinements of some people, with which we have nothing to do.
+
+Here is a patent granted under the great seal of England, upon false
+suggestions, to one William Wood for coining copper halfpence for Ireland.
+The Parliament here, upon apprehensions of the worst consequences from the
+said patent, address the King to have it recalled. This is refused; and a
+Committee of the Privy-council report to his Majesty, that Wood has
+performed the conditions of his patent. He then is left to do the best he
+can with his halfpence, no man being obliged to receive them; the people
+here, being likewise left to themselves, unite as one man, resolving they
+will have nothing to do with his ware.
+
+By this plain account of the fact it is manifest, that the King and his
+ministry are wholly out of the case, and the matter is left to be disputed
+between him and us. Will any man, therefore, attempt to persuade me, that
+a Lord-Lieutenant is to be despatched over in great haste before the
+ordinary time, and a Parliament summoned by anticipating a prorogation,
+merely to put a hundred thousand pounds into the pocket of a sharper by
+the ruin of a most loyal kingdom?
+
+But, supposing all this to be true, by what arguments could a
+Lord-Lieutenant prevail on the same Parliament, which addressed with so
+much zeal and earnestness against this evil, to pass it into a law? I am
+sure their opinion of Wood and his project is not mended since their last
+prorogation; and, supposing those methods should be used, which detractors
+tell us have been sometimes put in practice for gaining votes, it is well
+known, that, in this kingdom, there are few employments to be given; and,
+if there were more, it is as well known to whose share they must fall.
+But, because great numbers of you are altogether ignorant of the affairs
+of your country, I will tell you some reasons why there are so few
+employments to be disposed of in this kingdom. All considerable offices
+for life are here possessed by those to whom the reversions were granted;
+and these have been generally followers of the chief governors, or persons
+who had interest in the Court of England. So, the Lord Berkeley of
+Stratton holds that great office of Master of the rolls; the Lord
+Palmerstown is first remembrancer, worth near 2000_l._ per annum. One
+Doddington, secretary to the Earl of Pembroke, begged the reversion of
+clerk of the pells, worth 2500_l._ a-year, which he now enjoys by the
+death of the Lord Newtown. Mr. Southwell is secretary of State, and the
+Earl of Burlington lord high treasurer of Ireland by inheritance. These
+are only a few among many others which I have been told of, but cannot
+remember. Nay, the reversion of several employments, during pleasure, is
+granted the same way. This, among many others, is a circumstance, whereby
+the kingdom of Ireland is distinguished from all other nations upon earth;
+and makes it so difficult an affair to get into a civil employ, that Mr.
+Addison was forced to purchase an old obscure place, called keeper of the
+records in Bermingham's Tower, of 10_l._ a year, and to get a salary of
+400_l._ annexed to it, though all the records there are not worth
+half-a-crown, either for curiosity or use. And we lately saw a favourite
+secretary descend to be master of the revels,[8] which, by his credit and
+extortion, he has made pretty considerable. I say nothing of the
+under-treasurership, worth about 9000_l._ a year, nor of the commissioners
+of the revenue, four of whom generally live in England, for I think none
+of these are granted in reversion; but the jest is, that I have known,
+upon occasion, some of these absent officers as keen against the interest
+of Ireland, as if they had never been indebted to her for a single groat.
+
+I confess, I have been sometimes tempted to wish that this project of
+Wood's might succeed; because I reflected with some pleasure, what a jolly
+crew it would bring over among us of lords and squires, and pensioners of
+both sexes, and officers civil and military, where we should live together
+as merry and sociable as beggars, only with this one abatement, that we
+should neither have meat to feed, nor manufactures to clothe us, unless we
+could be content to prance about in coats of mail, or eat brass as
+ostriches do iron.
+
+I return from this digression to that which gave me the occasion of making
+it. And I believe you are now convinced, that if the Parliament of
+Ireland were as temptable as any other assembly within a mile of
+Christendom (which God forbid!), yet the managers must of necessity fail
+for want of tools to work with. But I will yet go one step farther, by
+supposing that a hundred new employments were erected on purpose to
+gratify compliers, yet still an insuperable difficulty would remain. For
+it happens, I know not how, that money is neither Whig nor Tory--neither
+of town nor country party, and it is not improbable that a gentleman would
+rather choose to live upon his own estate, which brings him gold and
+silver, than with the addition of an employment, when his rents and salary
+must both be paid in Wood's brass, at above eighty per cent. discount.
+
+For these, and many other reasons, I am confident you need not be
+under the least apprehension from the sudden expectation of the
+Lord-Lieutenant,[9] while we continue in our present hearty disposition,
+to alter which no suitable temptation can possibly be offered. And if, as
+I have often asserted from the best authority, the law has not left a
+power in the crown to force any money, except sterling, upon the subject,
+much less can the crown devolve such a power upon another....
+
+Another slander spread by Wood and his emissaries is, "That by opposing
+him we discover an inclination to throw off our dependence upon the crown
+of England." Pray observe how important a person is this same William
+Wood, and how the public weal of two kingdoms is involved in his private
+interest. First, all those who refuse to take his coin are Papists; for he
+tells us, "That none but Papists are associated against him." Secondly,
+"they dispute the King's prerogative." Thirdly, "they are ripe for
+rebellion." And, fourthly "they are going to shake off their dependence
+upon the crown of England;" that is to say, they are going to choose
+another king, for there can be no other meaning in this expression,
+however some may pretend to strain it.
+
+And this gives me an opportunity of explaining to those who are ignorant,
+another point, which has often swelled in my breast. Those who come over
+hither to us from England, and some weak people among ourselves, whenever
+in discourse we make mention of liberty and property, shake their heads,
+and tell us that Ireland is a depending kingdom; as if they would seem by
+this phrase to intend that the people of Ireland are in some state of
+slavery or dependence different from those of England; whereas a depending
+kingdom is a modern term of art, unknown, as I have heard, to all ancient
+civilians, and writers upon government; and Ireland is, on the contrary,
+called in some statutes "an imperial crown," as held only from God, which
+is as high a style as any kingdom is capable of receiving. Therefore, by
+this expression, "a depending kingdom," there is no more to be understood
+than that, by a statute made here in the thirty-third year of Henry VIII.,
+the King and his successors are to be kings imperial of this realm, as
+united and knit to the imperial crown of England. I have looked over all
+the English and Irish statutes, without finding any law that makes Ireland
+depend upon England, any more than England does upon Ireland. We have,
+indeed, obliged ourselves to have the same King with them, and
+consequently they are obliged to have the same King with us. For the law
+was made by our own Parliament, and our ancestors then were not such fools
+(whatever they were in the preceding reign) to bring themselves under I
+know not what dependence, which is now talked of, without any ground of
+law, reason, or common sense. Let whoever thinks otherwise, I, M. B.,
+Drapier, desire to be excepted; for I declare, next under God, I depend
+only on the King my sovereign, and on the laws of my own country. And I
+am so far from depending on the people of England, that if ever they
+should rebel against my sovereign (which God forbid!) I would be ready, at
+the first command from his Majesty, to take arms against them, as some of
+my countrymen did against theirs at Preston. And if such a rebellion
+should prove so successful as to fix the Pretender on the throne of
+England, I would venture to transgress that statute so far as to lose
+every drop of my blood to hinder him from being King of Ireland.
+
+It is true, indeed, that within the memory of man, the Parliaments of
+England have sometimes assumed the power of binding this kingdom by laws
+enacted there;[10] wherein they were at first openly opposed (as far as
+truth, reason and justice,[11] are capable of opposing) by the famous Mr.
+Molineux, an English gentleman born here, as well as by several of the
+greatest patriots and best Whigs in England; but the love and torrent of
+power prevailed. Indeed the arguments on both sides were invincible. For,
+in reason, all government without the consent of the governed, is the very
+definition of slavery; but, in fact, eleven men well armed will certainly
+subdue one single man in his shirt. But I have done; for those who have
+used to cramp liberty, have gone so far as to resent even the liberty of
+complaining; although a man upon the rack was never known to be refused
+the liberty of roaring as loud as he thought fit.
+
+And as we are apt to sink too much under unreasonable fears, so we are too
+soon inclined to be raised by groundless hopes, according to the nature of
+all consumptive bodies like ours. Thus it has been given about, for
+several days past, that somebody in England empowered a second somebody,
+to write to a third somebody here, to assure us that we should no more be
+troubled with these halfpence. And this is reported to have been done by
+the same person, who is said to have sworn some months ago, "that he would
+ram them down our throats," though I doubt they would stick in our
+stomachs; but whichever of these reports be true or false, it is no
+concern of ours. For, in this point, we have nothing to do with English
+ministers; and I should be sorry to leave it in their power to redress
+this grievance, or to enforce it; for the report of the Committee has
+given me a surfeit.
+
+The remedy is wholly in your own hands; and therefore I have digressed a
+little, in order to refresh and continue that spirit so seasonably raised
+among you; and to let you see, that by the laws of GOD, of NATURE, of
+NATIONS, and of your COUNTRY, you ARE, and OUGHT to be, as FREE a people
+as your brethren in England....
+
+
+THE FIFTH LETTER
+
+Was addressed to Viscount Molesworth, a distinguished Whig; and the author
+of several works written in a patriotic spirit. His agricultural treatise
+on Ireland was highly approved by Swift. This closed the series for the
+present. The tone of the letter is apologetic. Hitherto he has not shaken
+off the impression left by the works of Lord Molesworth himself, of Locke,
+of Molyneux and Sidney, who talked of liberty as a common blessing. But
+now he will "grow wiser and learn to consider my driver, the road I am in,
+and with whom I am yoked."
+
+
+LETTER V.
+
+_To the Right Honourable the Lord Viscount Molesworth._
+
+DIRECTIONS TO THE PRINTER.
+
+
+From my shop in St. Francis' Street,
+
+_December 24th, 1724._
+
+MR. HARDING,
+
+When I sent you my former papers, I cannot say I intended you either good
+or hurt; and yet you have happened, through my means, to receive both. I
+pray God deliver you from any more of the latter, and increase the former.
+Your trade, particularly in this kingdom, is, of all others, the most
+unfortunately circumstantiated; for as you deal in the most worthless kind
+of trash, the penny productions of pennyless scribblers, so you often
+venture your liberty, and sometimes your lives, for the purchase of
+half-a-crown; and, by your own ignorance, are punished for other men's
+actions. I am afraid, you, in particular, think you have reason to
+complain of me, for your own and your wife's confinement in prison, to
+your great expense as well as hardship, and for a prosecution still
+impending. But I will tell you, Mr. Harding, how that matter stands.
+
+Since the press has lain under so strict an inspection, those who have a
+mind to inform the world are become so cautious, as to keep themselves, if
+possible, out of the way of danger. My custom, therefore, is, to dictate
+to a 'prentice,[12] who can write in a feigned hand, and what is written
+we send to your house by a blackguard boy. But at the same time I do
+assure you, upon my reputation, that I never did send you anything for
+which I thought you could possibly be called to an account; and you will
+be my witness, that I always desired you, by letter, to take some good
+advice, before you ventured to print, because I knew the dexterity of
+dealers in the law at finding out something to fasten on, where no evil is
+meant. I am told, indeed, that you did accordingly consult several very
+able persons, and even some who afterwards appeared against you; to which
+I can only answer, that you must either change your advisers, or determine
+to print nothing that comes from a Drapier.
+
+I desire you to send the enclosed letter, directed, "To my Lord Viscount
+Molesworth, at his house at Brackdenstown, near Swords;" but I would have
+it sent printed, for the convenience of his Lordship's reading, because
+this counterfeit hand of my apprentice is not very legible. And, if you
+think fit to publish it, I would have you first get it read over by some
+notable lawyer. I am assured, you will find enough of them who are friends
+to the Drapier, and will do it without a fee; which, I am afraid, you can
+ill-afford after all your expenses. For although I have taken so much
+care, that I think it impossible to find a topic out of the following
+papers for sending you again to prison, yet I will not venture to be your
+guarantee.
+
+This ensuing letter contains only a short account of myself, and an humble
+apology for my former pamphlets, especially the last, with little mention
+of Mr. Wood for his halfpence, because I have already said enough upon
+that subject, until occasion shall be given for new fears; and, in that
+case, you may perhaps hear from me again.
+
+ I am your friend and servant,
+ M. B.
+
+P.S.--For want of intercourse between you and me, which I never will
+suffer, your people are apt to make very gross errors in the press, which
+I desire you will provide against.
+
+
+A LETTER
+
+_To the Right Honourable the Lord Viscount Molesworth, at his house at
+Brackdenstown, near Swords._
+
+
+From my shop in St. Francis Street,
+
+_December 14th, 1724._
+
+MY LORD,
+
+I reflect too late on the maxim of common observers, "that those who
+meddle in matters out of their calling will have reason to repent;" which
+is now verified in me: for, by engaging in the trade of a writer, I have
+drawn upon myself the displeasure of the government, signified by a
+proclamation, promising a reward of three hundred pounds to the first
+faithful subject who shall be able and inclined to inform against me; to
+which I may add the laudable zeal and industry of my Lord Chief Justice
+Whitshed, in his endeavours to discover so dangerous a person. Therefore,
+whether I repent or not, I have certainly cause to do so; and the common
+observation still stands good.
+
+It will sometimes happen, I know not how, in the course of human affairs,
+that a man shall be made liable to legal animadversion where he has
+nothing to answer for either to God or his country, and condemned at
+Westminster Hall for what he will never be charged with at the day of
+judgment.
+
+After strictly examining my own heart, and consulting some divines of
+great reputation, I cannot accuse myself of any malice or wickedness
+against the public,--of any designs to sow sedition,--of reflecting on the
+King and his ministers,--or of endeavouring to alienate the affections of
+the people of this kingdom from those of England.[13] All I can charge
+myself with is, a weak attempt to serve a nation in danger of destruction
+by a most wicked and malicious projector, without waiting until I were
+called to its assistance; which attempt, however it may perhaps give me
+the title of _pragmatical_ and _overweening_, will never lie a burden upon
+my conscience.
+
+God knows, whether I may not, with all my caution, have already run myself
+into a second danger by offering thus much in my own vindication; for I
+have heard of a judge, who, upon the criminal's appeal to the dreadful day
+of judgment, told him he had incurred a _premunire_, for appealing to a
+foreign jurisdiction; and of another in Wales, who severely checked the
+prisoner for offering the same plea, taxing him with "reflecting on the
+Court by such a comparison, because comparisons were odious."
+
+But, in order to make some excuse for being more speculative than others
+of my condition, I desire your Lordship's pardon, while I am doing a very
+foolish thing; which is, to give you some little account of myself.
+
+I was bred at a free school, where I acquired some little knowledge in the
+Latin tongue. I served my apprenticeship in London, and there set up for
+myself with good success; until, by the death of some friends, and the
+misfortunes of others, I returned into this kingdom, and began to employ
+my thoughts in cultivating the woollen manufacture through all its
+branches, wherein I met with great discouragement and powerful opposers,
+whose objections appeared to me very strange and singular. They argued,
+"that the people of England would be offended if our manufactures were
+brought to equal theirs;" and even some of the weaving trade were my
+enemies, which I could not but look upon as absurd and unnatural. I
+remember your lordship, at that time, did me the honour to come into my
+shop, where I showed you a piece of black and white stuff just sent from
+the dyer,[14] which you were pleased to approve of, and be my customer
+for.
+
+However, I was so mortified, that I resolved, for the future, to sit
+quietly in my shop, and deal in common goods, like the rest of my
+brethren; until it happened, some months ago, considering with myself that
+the lower and poorer sort of people wanted a plain, strong, coarse stuff,
+to defend them against cold easterly winds, which then blew very fierce
+and blasting for a long time together, I contrived one[15] on purpose,
+which sold very well all over the kingdom, and preserved many thousands
+from agues. I then made a second and a third kind of stuffs[16] for the
+gentry with the same success; insomuch, that an ague has hardly been heard
+of for some time.
+
+This incited me so far, that I ventured upon a fourth piece,[17] made of
+the best Irish wool I could get; and I thought it grave and rich enough to
+be worn by the best lord or judge of the land. But of late some great
+folks complain, as I hear, "that, when they had it on, they felt a
+shuddering in their limbs,"--and have thrown it off in a rage, cursing to
+hell the poor Drapier who invented it; so that I am determined never to
+work for persons of quality again, except for your lordship, and a very
+few more.
+
+I assure your lordship, upon the word of an honest citizen, that I am not
+richer, by the value of one of Mr. Wood's halfpence, with the sale of all
+the several stuffs I have contrived, for I give the whole profit to the
+dyers and pressers;[18] and, therefore, I hope you will please to believe,
+that no other motive, beside the love of my country, could engage me to
+busy my head and hands, to the loss of my time, and the gain of nothing
+but vexation and ill-will.
+
+I have now in hand one piece of stuff, to be woven on purpose for your
+lordship; although I might be ashamed to offer it to you after I have
+confessed, that it will be made only from the shreds and remnants of the
+wool employed in the former. However, I shall work it up as well as I can;
+and, at worst, you need only give it among your tenants....
+
+I am told that the two points in my last letter, from which an occasion of
+offence has been taken, are where I mention his Majesty's answer to the
+address of the House of Lords upon Mr. Wood's patent; and where I
+discourse upon Ireland's being a dependent kingdom. As to the former, I
+can only say that I have treated it with the utmost respect and caution;
+and I thought it necessary to show where Wood's patent differed, in many
+essential parts, from all others that ever had been granted; because the
+contrary had, for want of due information, been so strongly and so largely
+asserted. As to the other, of Ireland's dependency, I confess to have
+often heard it mentioned, but was never able to understand what it meant.
+This gave me the curiosity to inquire among several eminent lawyers, who
+professed they knew nothing of the matter. I then turned over all the
+statutes of both kingdoms, without the least information, farther than an
+Irish act, that I quoted, of the 33rd of Henry VIII., uniting Ireland to
+England under one King. I cannot say I was sorry to be disappointed in my
+search, because it is certain I could be contented to depend only upon God
+and my prince, and the laws of my own country, after the manner of other
+nations. But since my betters are of a different opinion, and desire
+farther dependencies, I shall outwardly submit; yet still insisting in my
+own heart, upon the exception I made of M. B., Drapier.... All I desire
+is, that the cause of my country against Mr. Wood, may not suffer by any
+inadvertency of mine. Whether Ireland depends upon England or only upon
+God, the King, and the law, I hope no man will assert that it depends upon
+Mr. Wood. I should be heartily sorry that this commendable spirit against
+me should accidentally (and what, I hope, was never intended) strike a
+damp upon that spirit in all ranks and corporations of men against the
+desperate and ruinous design of Mr. Wood. Let my countrymen blot out those
+parts in my last letter which they dislike; and let no rust remain on my
+sword, to cure the wounds I have given to our most mortal enemy. When Sir
+Charles Sedley was taking the oaths, where several things were to be
+renounced, he said, "he loved renouncing;" asked, "if any more were to be
+renounced; for he was ready to renounce as much as they pleased." Although
+I am not so thorough a renouncer, yet let me have but good city-security
+against this pestilent coinage, and I shall be ready not only to renounce
+every syllable in all my four letters, but to deliver them cheerfully with
+my own hands into those of the common hangman, to be burnt with no better
+company than the coiner's effigies, if any part of it has escaped out of
+the secular hands of my faithful friends, the common people. But, whatever
+the sentiments of some people may be, I think it is agreed that many of
+those who subscribed against me, are on the side of a vast majority in the
+kingdom who opposed Mr. Wood; and it was with great satisfaction that I
+observed some right honourable names very amicably joined with my own, at
+the bottom of a strong declaration against him and his coin. But if the
+admission of it among us be already determined, the worthy person who is
+to betray me ought in prudence to do it with all convenient speed; or else
+it may be difficult to find three hundred pounds sterling for the
+discharge of his hire, when the public shall have lost five hundred
+thousand, if there be so much in the nation; besides four-fifths of its
+annual income for ever. I am told by lawyers, that in quarrels between man
+and man, it is of much weight which of them gave the first provocation, or
+struck the first blow. It is manifest that Mr. Wood has done both, and
+therefore I should humbly propose to have him first hanged, and his dross
+thrown into the sea; after which the Drapier will be ready to stand his
+trial. "It must needs be that offences come, but woe unto him by whom the
+offence comes." If Mr. Wood had held his hand, everybody else would have
+held their tongues; and then there would have been little need of
+pamphlets, juries, or proclamations, upon this occasion. The provocation
+must needs have been very great, which could stir up an obscure, indolent
+Drapier, to become an author. One would almost think, the very stones in
+the street would rise up in such a cause; and I am not sure they will not
+do so against Mr. Wood, if ever he comes within their reach. It is a known
+story of the dumb boy, whose tongue forced a passage for speech by the
+horror of seeing a dagger at his father's throat. This may lessen the
+wonder, that a tradesman, hid in privacy and silence should cry out when
+the life and being of his political mother are attempted before his face,
+and by so infamous a wretch.
+
+I am now resolved to follow (after the usual proceeding of mankind,
+because it is too late) the advice given, me by a certain Dean.[19] He
+showed the mistake I was in of trusting to the general good-will of the
+people; "that I had succeeded hitherto better than could be expected; but
+that some unfortunate circumstantial lapse would bring me within the reach
+of power; that my good intentions would be no security against those who
+watched every motion of my pen in the bitterness of my soul." He produced
+an instance of "a writer as innocent, as disinterested, and as
+well-meaning as myself; who had written a very seasonable and inoffensive
+treatise, exhorting the people of this kingdom to wear their own
+manufactures;[20] for which, however, the printer, was prosecuted with the
+utmost virulence; the jury sent back nine times; and the man given up to
+the mercy of the Court." The Dean farther observed, "that I was in a
+manner left alone to stand the battle; while others, who had ten thousand
+times better talents than a Drapier, were so prudent as to lie still; and
+perhaps thought it no unpleasant amusement to look on with safety, while
+another was giving them diversion at the hazard of his liberty and
+fortune; and thought they made a sufficient recompense by a little
+applause." Whereupon he concluded with a short story of a Jew at Madrid,
+who, being condemned to the fire on account of his religion, a crowd of
+schoolboys following him to the stake, and apprehending they might lose
+their sport if he should happen to recant, would often clap him on the
+back, and cry, "_Sta firme, Moyse_: Moses, continue steadfast."
+
+I allow this gentleman's advice to have been very good, and his
+observations just; and in one respect my condition is worse than that of
+the Jew; for no recantation will save me. However, it should seem, by some
+late proceedings, that my state is not altogether deplorable. This I can
+impute to nothing but the steadiness of two impartial grand juries; which
+has confirmed in me an opinion I have long entertained; that, as
+philosophers say, virtue is seated in the middle; so, in another sense,
+the little virtue left in the world, is chiefly to be found among the
+middle rank of mankind, who are neither allured out of her paths by
+ambition, nor driven by poverty....
+
+But, to confess the truth, my lord, I begin to grow weary of my office as
+a writer, and could heartily wish it were devolved upon my brethren, the
+makers of songs and ballads, who perhaps are the best qualified at present
+to gather up the gleanings of this controversy. As to myself, it has been
+my misfortune to begin and pursue it upon a wrong foundation. For, having
+detected the frauds and falsehoods of this vile impostor Wood in every
+part, I foolishly disdained to have recourse to whining, lamenting, and
+crying for mercy; but rather chose to appeal to law and liberty, and the
+common rights of mankind, without considering the climate I was in. Since
+your last residence in Ireland, I frequently have taken my nag to ride
+about your grounds, where I fancied myself to feel an air of freedom
+breathing around me; and I am glad the low condition of a tradesman did
+not qualify me to wait on you at your house; for then I am afraid my
+writings would not have escaped severer censures. But I have lately sold
+my nag, and honestly told his greatest fault, which was that of snuffing
+up the air about Brackdenstown; whereby he became such a lover of liberty,
+that I could scarce hold him in. I have likewise buried, at the bottom of
+a strong chest, your lordship's writings, under a heap of others that
+treat of liberty, and spread over a layer or two of Hobbes, Filmer, Bodin,
+and many more authors of that stamp, to be readiest at hand whenever I
+shall be disposed to take up a new set of principles in government. In the
+meantime, I design quietly to look to my shop, and keep as far out of your
+lordship's influence as possible; and if you ever see any more of my
+writings on this subject, I promise you shall find them as innocent, as
+insipid, and without a sting, as what I have now offered you. But, if your
+lordship will please to give me an easy lease of some part of your estate
+in Yorkshire, thither will I carry my chest, and, turning it upside down,
+resume my political reading where I left off, feed on plain homely fare,
+and live and die a free, honest English farmer; but not without regret for
+leaving my countrymen under the dread of the brazen talons of Mr.
+Wood;--my most loyal and innocent countrymen, to whom I owe so much for
+their good opinion of me, and my poor endeavours to serve them.
+
+ I am, with the greatest respect,
+ My Lord,
+ Your Lordship's most obedient, and most humble servant,
+ M. B.
+
+
+SIXTH LETTER
+
+Was written a little after the proclamation against the Drapier's fourth
+Letter. It is delivered with much caution, because the Author confesses
+himself to be the Dean of St. Patrick's.
+
+
+LETTER VI.
+
+_To the Lord Chancellor Middleton._
+
+
+Deanery-house, _October, 1724_.
+
+MY LORD,
+
+I desire you will consider me as a member who comes in at the latter end
+of a debate; or as a lawyer who speaks to a cause when the matter has been
+almost exhausted by those who spoke before.
+
+I remember, some months ago, I was at your house upon a commission, where
+I am one of the governors; but I went thither, not so much on account of
+the commission, as to ask you some questions concerning Mr. Wood's patent
+to coin halfpence for Ireland; where you very freely told me, in a mixed
+company, how much you had always been against that wicked project;[21]
+which raised in me an esteem for you so far that I went in a few days to
+make you a visit, after many years' intermission. I am likewise told that
+your son wrote two letters from London (one of which I have seen),
+empowering those to whom they were directed to assure his friends, that
+whereas there was a malicious report spread of his engaging himself to Mr.
+Walpole for forty thousand pounds of Wood's coin to be received in
+Ireland, the said report was false and groundless; and he had never
+discoursed with that minister on this subject, nor would ever give his
+consent to have one farthing of the said coin current here. And although
+it be a long time since I have given myself the trouble of conversing with
+people of titles or stations, yet I have been told by those who can take
+up with such amusements, that there is not a considerable person of the
+kingdom scrupulous in any sort to declare his opinion. But all this is
+needless to allege, when we consider, that the ruinous consequences of
+Wood's patent have been so strongly represented by both Houses of
+Parliament, by the Privy-council, the Lord Mayor and Aldermen of Dublin;
+by so many corporations; and the concurrence of the principal gentlemen in
+most counties at their quarter-sessions, without any regard to party,
+religion, or nation.
+
+I conclude from hence, that the currency of these halfpence would, in the
+universal opinion of our people, be utterly destructive to this kingdom;
+and, consequently, that it is every man's duty, not only to refuse this
+coin himself, but, as far as in him lies, to persuade others to do the
+like; and whether this be done in private or in print, is all a case; as
+no layman is forbidden to write or to discourse upon religious or moral
+subjects, although he may not do it in a pulpit, at least in our Church.
+Neither is this an affair of State, until authority shall think fit to
+declare it so, or, if you should understand it in that sense, yet you will
+please to consider, that I am not now preaching.
+
+Therefore, I do think it my duty, since the Drapier will probably be no
+more heard of, so far to supply his place, as not to incur his fortune;
+for I have learned from old experience that there are times wherein a man
+ought to be cautious as well as innocent. I therefore hope that,
+preserving both those characters, I may be allowed, by offering new
+arguments or enforcing old ones, to refresh the memory of my
+fellow-subjects, and keep up that good spirit raised among them, to
+preserve themselves from utter ruin by lawful means, and such as are
+permitted by his Majesty.
+
+I believe you will please to allow me two propositions: First, that we
+are a most loyal people; and, secondly, that we are a free people, in the
+common acceptation of that word, applied to a subject under a limited
+monarch. I know very well that you and I did, many years ago, in discourse
+differ much in the presence of Lord Wharton about the meaning of that word
+_liberty_, with relation to Ireland. But, if you will not allow us to be a
+free people, there is only another appellation left, which I doubt my Lord
+Chief Justice Whitshed would call me to account for, if I venture to
+bestow: for I observed (and I shall never forget upon what occasion) the
+device upon his coach to be, _Libertas et natale solum_, at the very point
+of time when he was sitting in his court, and perjuring himself to betray
+both....
+
+I am heartily sorry that any writer should, in a cause so generally
+approved, give occasion to the government and council to charge him with
+paragraphs "highly reflecting upon his Majesty and his ministers; tending
+to alienate the affections of his good subjects in England and Ireland
+from each other, and to promote sedition among the people." I must confess
+that, with many others, I thought he meant well, although he might have
+the failing of better writers, not to be always fortunate in the manner of
+expressing himself.
+
+However, since the Drapier is but one man, I shall think I do a public
+service by asserting that the rest of my countrymen are wholly free from
+learning, out of his pamphlets to reflect on the King or his ministers,
+and to breed sedition. I solemnly declare, that I never once heard the
+least reflection cast upon the King on the subject of Mr. Wood's coin: for
+in many discourses on this matter, I do not remember his Majesty's name to
+be so much as mentioned. As to the ministry in England, the only two
+persons hinted at were the Duke of Grafton and Mr. Walpole; the former, as
+I have heard you and a hundred others affirm, declared, "that he never saw
+the patent in favour of Mr. Wood before it was passed," although he was
+then Lord-Lieutenant; and therefore, I suppose, everybody believes that
+his Grace has been wholly unconcerned in it ever since. Mr. Walpole was
+indeed supposed to be understood by the letter W. in several newspapers,
+where it is said that some expressions fell from him not very favourable
+to the people of Ireland, for the truth of which the kingdom is not to
+answer, any more than for the discretion of the publishers. You observe,
+the Drapier wholly clears Mr. Walpole of this charge by very strong
+arguments, and speaks of him with civility.
+
+I cannot deny myself to have been often present where the company gave
+their opinion that Mr. Walpole favoured Mr. Wood's projects, which I
+always contradicted, and for my own part never once opened my lips against
+that minister, either in mixed or particular meetings; and my reason for
+this reservedness was, because it pleased him in the Queen's time (I mean
+Queen Anne, of ever-blessed memory) to make a speech directly against me
+by name in the House of Commons, as I was told a very few minutes after,
+in the Court of Requests, by more than fifty members....
+
+But whatever unpleasing opinion some people might conceive of Mr. Walpole,
+on account of those halfpence, I dare boldly affirm it was entirely owing
+to Mr. Wood. Many persons of credit come from England, have affirmed to me
+and others, that they have seen letters under his hand, full of arrogance
+and insolence towards Ireland, and boasting of his favour with Mr.
+Walpole; which is highly probable; because he reasonably thought it for
+his interest to spread such a report, and because it is the known talent
+of low and little spirits, to have a great man's name perpetually in their
+mouths. Thus I have sufficiently justified the people of Ireland from
+learning any bad lesson out of the Drapier's pamphlets, with regard to his
+Majesty and his ministers; and therefore, if those papers were intended to
+sow sedition among us, God be thanked the seeds have fallen upon a very
+improper soil.
+
+As to alienating the affections of the people of England and Ireland from
+each other, I believe the Drapier, whatever his intentions were, has left
+that matter just as he found it. I have lived long in both kingdoms, as
+well in country as in town; and therefore take myself to be as well
+informed as most men, in the dispositions of each people toward the other.
+By the people, I understand here only the bulk of the common people: and I
+desire no lawyer may distort or extend my meaning. There is a vein of
+industry and parsimony, that runs through the whole people of England,
+which, added to the easiness of their rents, makes them rich and sturdy.
+
+As to Ireland, they know little more of it than they do of Mexico: farther
+than that it is a country subject to the King of England, full of bogs,
+inhabited by wild Irish Papists, who are kept in awe by mercenary troops
+sent from thence: and their general opinion is, that it were better for
+England if this whole island were sunk into the sea; for they have a
+tradition, that every forty years there must be a rebellion in Ireland.
+
+I have seen the grossest suppositions passed upon them: "That the wild
+Irish were taken in toils; but that in some time they would grow so tame
+as to eat out of your hands." I have been asked by hundreds, and
+particularly by my neighbours, your tenants at Pepper-harrow, "whether I
+had come from Ireland by sea?" and, upon the arrival of an Irishman to a
+country town, I have known crowds coming about him, and wondering to see
+him look so much better than themselves.
+
+A gentleman, now in Dublin, affirms, "that, passing some months ago
+through Northampton, and finding the whole town in a flurry, with bells,
+bonfires, and illuminations; upon asking the cause, he was told that it
+was for joy that the Irish had submitted to receive Wood's halfpence."
+This, I think, plainly shows what sentiments that large town has of us;
+and how little they made it their own case; although they lie directly in
+our way to London, and therefore cannot but be frequently convinced that
+we have human shapes.
+
+As to the people of this kingdom, they consist either of Irish Papists,
+who are as inconsiderable in point of power as the women and children; or
+of English Protestants, who love their brethren of that kingdom, although
+they may possibly sometimes complain when they think they are hardly used.
+However, I confess I do not see that it is of any great consequence, how
+the personal affections stand to each other, while the sea divides them
+and while they continue in their loyalty to the same prince. And yet I
+will appeal to you, whether those from England have reason to complain
+when they come hither in pursuit of their fortunes? or, whether the people
+of Ireland have reason to boast, when they go to England upon the same
+design? My second proposition was, that we of Ireland are a free people;
+this, I suppose, you will allow, at least with certain limitations
+remaining in your own breast. However, I am sure it is not criminal to
+affirm it; because the words liberty and property, as applied to the
+subject, are often mentioned in both Houses of Parliament, as well as in
+yours and other courts below; whence it must follow, that the people of
+Ireland do or ought to enjoy all the benefits of the common and statute
+law: such as to be tried by juries, to pay no money without their own
+consent as represented in Parliament, and the like. If this be so, and if
+it be universally agreed that a free people cannot by law be compelled to
+take any money in payment except gold and silver, I do not see why any man
+should be hindered from cautioning his countrymen against this coin of
+William Wood, who is endeavouring by fraud to rob us of that property
+which the laws have secured....
+
+Before I conclude, I cannot but observe that for several months past
+there have more papers been written in this town, such as they are, all
+upon the best public principle, the love of our country, than perhaps has
+been known in any other nation in so short a time. I speak in general,
+from the Drapier down to the maker of ballads; and all without any regard
+to the common motives of writers, which are profit, favour, and
+reputation. As to profit, I am assured by persons of credit, that the best
+ballad upon Mr. Wood will not yield above a groat to the author; and the
+unfortunate adventurer Harding[22] declares he never made the Drapier any
+present, except one pair of scissors. As to favour, whoever thinks to make
+his court by opposing Mr. Wood, is not very deep in politics; and as to
+reputation, certainly no man of worth and learning would employ his pen
+upon so transitory a subject, and in so obscure a corner of the world, to
+distinguish himself as an author, so that I look upon myself, the Drapier,
+and my numerous brethren, to be all true patriots in our several degrees.
+
+All that the public can expect for the future is, only to be sometimes
+warned to beware of Mr. Wood's halfpence, and to be referred for
+conviction to the Drapier's reasons. For a man of the most superior
+understanding will find it impossible to make the best use of it while he
+writes in constraint, perpetually softening, correcting, or blotting out
+expressions for fear of bringing his printer, or himself, under a
+prosecution from my Lord Chief Justice Whitshed. It calls to my
+remembrance the madman in "Don Quixote," who being soundly beaten by a
+weaver for letting a stone (which he always carried on his shoulder), fall
+upon a spaniel, apprehended that every cur he met was of the same species.
+
+For these reasons I am convinced, that what I have now written will appear
+low and insipid; but if it contributes in the least to preserve that union
+among us for opposing this fatal project of Mr. Wood, my pains will not be
+altogether lost.
+
+I sent these papers to an eminent lawyer (and yet a man of virtue and
+learning into the bargain), who, after many alterations, returned them
+back, with assuring me that they are perfectly innocent; without the least
+mixture of treason, rebellion, sedition, malice, disaffection, reflection,
+or wicked insinuation whatsoever.
+
+If the bellman of each parish, as he goes his circuit, would cry out every
+night "Past twelve o'clock; Beware of Wood's halfpence," it would probably
+cut off the occasion for publishing any more pamphlets; provided that in
+country towns it were done upon market-days. For my own part, as soon as
+it shall be determined that it is not against law, I will begin the
+experiment in the liberty of St. Patrick's; and hope my example may be
+followed in the whole city. But if authority shall think fit to forbid all
+writings or discourses upon this subject, except such as are in favour of
+Mr. Wood, I will obey, as it becomes me; only, when I am in danger of
+bursting, I will go and whisper among the reeds, not any reflection upon
+the wisdom of my countrymen, but only these few words, BEWARE OF WOOD'S
+HALFPENCE.
+
+ I am, with due respect,
+ Your most obedient, humble servant,
+ J. S.
+
+
+SEVENTH LETTER
+
+Did not appear till 1735. It appears to have been written during the first
+session in Lord Carteret's government. It is much more a start on a new
+course, than a continuation of the past struggle.
+
+
+LETTER VII.
+
+_An Humble Address to Both Houses of Parliament._
+
+BY M. B., DRAPIER.
+
+ "Multa gement plagasque superbi
+ Victoris--"
+
+I have been told, that petitions and addresses, to either King or
+Parliament, are the right of every subject, provided they consist with
+that respect which is due to princes and great assemblies. Neither do I
+remember, that the modest proposals or opinions of private men have been
+ill-received, when they have not been delivered in the style of advice;
+which is a presumption far from my thoughts. However, if proposals should
+be looked upon as too assuming, yet I hope every man may be suffered to
+declare his own and the nation's wishes. For instance; I may be allowed to
+wish, that some farther laws were enacted for the advancement of trade;
+for the improvement of agriculture, now strangely neglected, against the
+maxims of all wise nations; for supplying the manifest defects in the acts
+concerning the plantation of trees; for setting the poor to work; and many
+others.
+
+Upon this principle I may venture to affirm, it is the hearty wish of the
+whole nation, very few excepted, that the Parliament, in this session,
+would begin by strictly examining into the detestable fraud of one William
+Wood, now or late of London, hardwareman; who illegally and clandestinely,
+as appears by your own votes and addresses, procured a patent in England
+for coining halfpence in that kingdom to be current here. This, I say, is
+the wish of the whole nation, very few excepted; and upon account of those
+few, is more strongly and justly the wish of the rest; those few
+consisting either of Wood's confederates, some obscure tradesmen, or
+certain bold UNDERTAKERS,[23] of weak judgment and strong ambition, who
+think to find their accounts in the ruin of the nation, by securing or
+advancing themselves. And because such men proceed upon a system of
+politics, to which I would fain hope you will be always utter strangers, I
+shall humbly lay it before you.
+
+Be pleased to suppose me in a station of fifteen hundred pounds a year,
+salary and perquisites: and likewise possessed of 800_l._ a-year, real
+estate. Then suppose a destructive project to be set on foot; such for
+instance, as this of Wood; which, if it succeed in all the consequences
+naturally to be expected from it, must sink the rents and wealth of the
+kingdom one half, although I am confident it would have done so
+five-sixths; suppose, I conceive that the countenancing, or privately
+supporting, this project, will please those by whom I expect to be
+preserved or higher exalted; nothing then remains, but to compute and
+balance my gain and my loss, and sum up the whole. I suppose that I shall
+keep my employment ten years, not to mention the fair chance of a better.
+
+This, at 1500_l._ a year, amounts in ten years to 15,000_l._ My estate, by
+the success of the said project, sinks 400_l._ a-year; which, at twenty
+years' purchase, is but 8000_l._; so that I am a clear gainer of 7000_l._
+upon the balance. And during all that period I am possessed of power and
+credit, can gratify my favourites, and take vengeance on mine enemies. And
+if the project miscarry, my private merit is still entire. This
+arithmetic, as horrible as it appears, I knowingly affirm to have been
+practised and applied, in conjunctures whereon depended the ruin or safety
+of a nation; although probably the charity and virtue of a senate will
+hardly be induced to believe, that there can be such monsters among
+mankind. And yet the wise Lord Bacon mentions a sort of people (I doubt
+the race is not yet extinct) who would "set a house on fire for the
+convenience of roasting their own eggs at the flame."
+
+But whoever is old enough to remember, and has turned his thoughts to
+observe, the course of public affairs in this kingdom from the time of the
+Revolution, must acknowledge, that the highest points of interest and
+liberty have often been sacrificed to the avarice and ambition of
+particular persons, upon the very principles and arithmetic that I have
+supposed. The only wonder is, how these artists were able to prevail upon
+numbers, and influence even public assemblies, to become instruments for
+effecting their execrable designs.
+
+It is, I think, in all conscience, latitude enough for vice, if a man in
+station be allowed to act injustice upon the usual principles of getting a
+bribe, wreaking his malice, serving his party, or consulting his
+preferment, while his wickedness terminates in the ruin only of particular
+persons; but to deliver up our whole country and every living soul who
+inhabits it, to certain destruction, has not, as I remember, been
+permitted by the most favourable casuists on the side of corruption.
+
+It were far better, that all who have had the misfortune to be born in
+this kingdom, should be rendered incapable of holding any employment
+whatsoever above the degree of a constable (according to the scheme and
+intention of a great minister,[24] _gone to his own place_), than to live
+under the daily apprehension of a few false brethren among ourselves;
+because, in the former case, we should be wholly free from the danger of
+being betrayed, since none could then have impudence enough to pretend any
+public good. It is true, that in this desperate affair of the new
+halfpence, I have not heard of any man above my own degree of a
+shopkeeper, to have been hitherto so bold, as, in direct terms, to
+vindicate the fatal project; although I have been told of some very
+mollifying expressions which were used, and very gentle expedients
+proposed and handed about, when it first came under debate; but since the
+eyes of the people have been so far opened, that the most ignorant can
+plainly see their own ruin in the success of Wood's attempt, these grand
+compounders have been more cautious.... In the small compass of my reading
+(which, however, has been more extensive than is usual to men of my
+inferior calling,) I have observed, that grievances have always preceded
+supplies. And if ever grievances had a title to such pre-eminence, it must
+be this of Wood; because it is not only the greatest grievance that any
+country could suffer, but a grievance of such a kind, that, if it should
+take effect, would make it impossible for us to give any supplies at all,
+except in adulterate copper; unless a tax were laid, for paying the civil
+and military lists and the large pensions, with real commodities instead
+of money. Which, however, might be liable to some few objections, as well
+as difficulties; for, although the common soldiers might be content with
+beef, and mutton, and wool, and malt, and leather, yet I am in some doubt
+as to the generals, the colonels, the numerous pensioners, the civil
+officers and others, who all live in England upon Irish pay, as well as
+those few who reside among us only because they cannot help it. There is
+one particular, which, although I have mentioned more than once in some of
+my former papers, yet I cannot forbear to repeat, and a little enlarge
+upon it; because I do not remember to have read or heard of the like in
+the history of any age or country, neither do I ever reflect upon it
+without the utmost astonishment.
+
+After the unanimous addresses to his sacred Majesty, against the patent of
+Wood, from both Houses of Parliament, which are the three estates of the
+kingdom, and likewise an address from the Privy-council, to whom, under
+the chief governors, the whole administration is entrusted, the matter is
+referred to a committee of council in London. Wood and his adherents are
+heard on one side; and a few volunteers, without any trust or direction
+from hence, on the other. The question, as I remember, chiefly turned upon
+the want of halfpence in Ireland. Witnesses are called on the behalf of
+Wood, of what credit I have formerly shown. Upon the issue, the patent is
+found good and legal; all his Majesty's officers here, not excepting the
+military, commanded to be aiding and assisting to make it effectual; the
+addresses of both Houses of Parliament, of the Privy-council, and of the
+city of Dublin, the declarations of most counties and corporations
+throughout the kingdom, are altogether laid aside, as of no weight,
+consequence, or consideration whatsoever; and the whole kingdom of Ireland
+non-suited in default of appearance, as if it were a private case between
+John Doe, plaintiff, and William Roe, defendant.
+
+With great respect to those honourable persons, the committee of council
+in London, I have not understood them to be our governors, councillors, or
+judges. Neither did our case turn at all upon the questions whether
+Ireland wanted halfpence or no. For there is no doubt, but we do want both
+halfpence, gold, and silver; and we have numberless other wants, and some
+that we are not so much as allowed to name, although they are peculiar to
+this nation; to which no other is subject, whom God has blessed with
+religion and laws, or any degree of soil and sunshine; but for what
+demerits on our side, I am altogether in the dark. But I do not remember
+that our want of halfpence was either affirmed or denied in any of our
+addresses or declarations against those of Wood. We alleged the fraudulent
+obtaining and executing of his patent; the baseness of his metal; and the
+prodigious sum to be coined, which might be increased by stealth, from
+foreign importation and his own counterfeits, as well as those at home;
+whereby we must infallibly lose all our little gold and silver, and all
+our poor remainder of a very limited and discouraged trade. We urged, that
+the patent was passed without the least reference hither; and without
+mention of any security given by Wood, to receive his own halfpence upon
+demand; both which are contrary to all contrary proceedings in the like
+cases.
+
+These, and many other arguments, we offered, but still the patent went on;
+and at this day our ruin would have been half completed, if God in His
+mercy had not raised a universal detestation of these halfpence in the
+whole kingdom, with a firm resolution never to receive them; since we are
+not under obligations to do so by any law, either human or divine.
+
+But, in the name of God, and of all justice and pity, when the King's
+Majesty was pleased that this patent should pass, is it not to be
+understood that he conceived, believed, and intended it, as a gracious act
+for the good and benefit of his subjects, for the advantage of a great and
+fruitful kingdom; of the most loyal kingdom upon earth, where no hand or
+voice was ever lifted up against him; a kingdom, where the passage is not
+three hours from Britain; and a kingdom where Papists have less power and
+less land than in England? Can it be denied or doubted that his Majesty's
+ministers understood and proposed the same end, the good of this nation,
+when they advised the passing of this patent? Can the person of Wood be
+otherwise regarded than as the instrument, the mechanic, the head-workman,
+to prepare his furnace, his fuel, his metal, and his stamps? If I employ a
+shoe-boy, is it in view to his advantage, or to my own convenience? I
+mention the person of William Wood alone, because no other appears; and we
+are not to reason upon surmises; neither would it avail, if they had a
+real foundation. Allowing therefore (for we cannot do less) that this
+patent for the coining of halfpence was wholly intended by a gracious
+King, and a wise public-spirited ministry, for the advantage of Ireland;
+yet when the whole kingdom to a man, for whose good the patent was
+designed, do, upon maturest consideration, universally join in openly
+declaring, protesting, addressing, petitioning, against these halfpence,
+as the most ruinous project that ever was set on foot to complete the
+slavery and destruction of a poor innocent country; is it, was it, can it,
+or will it, ever be a question, not, whether such a kingdom, or William
+Wood, should be a gainer; but whether such a kingdom should be wholly
+undone, destroyed, sunk, depopulated, made a scene of misery and
+desolation, for the sake of William Wood? God of His infinite mercy avert
+this dreadful judgment! And it is our universal wish, that God would put
+it into your hearts to be His instruments for so good a work.
+
+For my own part, who am but one man, of obscure condition, I do solemnly
+declare, in the presence of Almighty God, that I will suffer the most
+ignominious and torturing death, rather than submit to receive this
+accursed coin, or any other that shall be liable to these objections,
+until they shall be forced upon me by a law of my own country; and, if
+that shall ever happen, I will transport myself into some foreign land,
+and eat the bread of poverty among a free people.
+
+Am I legally punishable for these expressions? shall another proclamation
+issue against me, because I presume to take my country's part against
+William Wood, where her final destruction is intended? But, whenever you
+shall please to impose silence upon me, I will submit; because I look upon
+your unanimous voice to be the voice of the nation; and this I have been
+taught, and do believe, to be in some manner the voice of God....
+
+I have sometimes wondered upon what motives the peerage of England were so
+desirous to determine our controversies; because I have been assured, and
+partly know, that the frequent appeals from hence have been very irksome
+to that illustrious body: and whoever has frequented the Painted Chamber
+and Courts of Requests, must have observed, that they are never so nobly
+filled as when an Irish appeal is under debate.
+
+The peers of Scotland, who are very numerous, were content to reside in
+their castles and houses in that bleak and barren climate; and although
+some of them made frequent journeys to London, yet I do not remember any
+of their greatest families, till very lately, to have made England their
+constant habitation before the Union; or, if they did, I am sure it was
+generally to their own advantage, and whatever they got was employed to
+cultivate and increase their own estates, and by that means enrich
+themselves and their country.
+
+As to the great number of rich absentees under the degree of peers, what
+particular ill-effects their absence may have upon this kingdom, besides
+those already mentioned, may perhaps be too tender a point to touch. But
+whether those who live in another kingdom upon great estates here, and
+have lost all regard to their own country, farther than upon account of
+the revenues they receive from it; I say, whether such persons may not be
+prevailed upon to recommend others to vacant seats, who have no interest
+here except a precarious employment, and consequently can have no views
+but to preserve what they have got, or to be higher advanced; this, I am
+sure, is a very melancholy question, if it be a question at all.
+
+But, besides the prodigious profit which England receives by the
+transmittal thither of two-thirds of the revenues of this old kingdom, it
+has another mighty advantage, by making our country a receptacle, wherein
+to disburden themselves of their supernumerary pretenders to offices;
+persons of second-rate merit in their own country, who, like birds of
+passage, most of them thrive and fatten here, and fly off when their
+credit and employments are at an end. So that Ireland may justly say, what
+Luther said of himself, POOR Ireland makes many rich!
+
+If, amid all our difficulties, I should venture to assert that we have one
+great advantage, provided we could improve it as we ought, I believe most
+of my readers would be long in conjecturing what possible advantage could
+ever fall to our share. However, it is certain that all the regular seeds
+of party and faction among us are entirely rooted out, and if any new ones
+shall spring up, they must be of equivocal generation, without any seed at
+all, and will be justly imputed to a degree of stupidity beyond even what
+we have been ever charged with upon the score of our birthplace and
+climate.
+
+The parties in this kingdom (including those of modern date) are, first,
+of those who have been charged or suspected to favour the Pretender; and
+those who were zealous opposers of him. Secondly, of those who were for
+and against a toleration of Dissenters by law. Thirdly, of High and Low
+Church, or (to speak in the cant of the times) of Whig and Tory. And,
+fourthly, of court and country. If there be any more, they are beyond my
+observation or politics; for, as to subaltern or occasional parties, they
+have been all derivations from the same originals.
+
+Now it is manifest, that all these incitements to faction, party, and
+division, are wholly removed from among us. For, as to the Pretender, his
+cause is both desperate and obsolete. There are very few now alive who
+were men in his father's time, and in that prince's interest; and in all
+others, the obligation of conscience has no place.[25] Even the Papists in
+general, of any substance or estates, and their priests almost
+universally, are what we call Whigs, in the sense which by that word is
+generally understood. They feel the smart, and see the scars of their
+former wounds, and very well know, that they must be made a sacrifice to
+the least attempts toward a change; although it cannot be doubted that
+they would be glad to have their superstition restored, under any prince
+whatsoever.
+
+Secondly, the Dissenters are now tolerated by law; neither do we observe
+any murmurs at present from that quarter, except those reasonable
+complaints they make of persecution, because they are excluded from civil
+employments; but their number being very small in either House of
+Parliament, they are not yet in a situation to erect a party: because,
+however indifferent men may be with regard to religion, they are now grown
+wise enough to know that if such a latitude were allowed to Dissenters,
+the few small employments left us in cities and corporations would find
+other hands to lay hold on them.
+
+Thirdly, the dispute between High and Low Church is now at an end;
+two-thirds of the bishops having been promoted in this reign, and most of
+them from England, who have bestowed all preferments in their gift to
+those they could well confide in: the deaneries, all except three, and
+many principal church-livings are in the donation of the Crown, so that we
+already possess such a body of clergy as will never engage in controversy
+upon that antiquated and exploded subject.
+
+Lastly, as to court and country parties, so famous and avowed under most
+reigns in English Parliaments; this kingdom has not, for several years
+past, been a proper scene whereon to exercise such contentions, and is now
+less proper than ever; many great employments for life being in distant
+hands, and the reversions diligently watched and secured; the temporary
+ones of any inviting value are all bestowed elsewhere as fast as they
+drop, and the few remaining are of too low consideration to create
+contests about them, except among younger brothers, or tradesmen like
+myself. And therefore, to institute a court and country party, without
+materials would be a very new system in politics, and what I believe was
+never thought on before: nor, unless in a nation of idiots, can ever
+succeed; for the most ignorant Irish cottager will not sell his cow for a
+groat.
+
+Therefore I conclude, that all party and faction, with regard to public
+proceedings, are now extinguished in this kingdom; neither does it appear
+in view how they can possibly revive, unless some new causes be
+administered; which cannot be done without crossing the interests of those
+who are the greatest gainers by continuing the same measures. And general
+calamities, without hope of redress, are allowed to be the great uniters
+of mankind.
+
+However we may dislike the causes, yet this effect of begetting a
+universal discord among us, in all national debates, as well as in cities,
+corporations, and country neighbourhoods, may keep us at least alive, and
+in a condition to eat the little bread allowed us in peace and amity.
+
+I have heard of a quarrel in a tavern, where all were at daggers drawing,
+till one of the company cried out, desiring to know the subject of the
+quarrel; which, when none of them could tell, they put up their swords,
+sat down, and passed the rest of the evening in quiet. The former has been
+our case, I hope the latter will be so too; that we shall sit down
+amicably together, at least until we have something that may give us a
+title to fall out, since nature has instructed even a brood of goslings to
+stick together, while the kite is hovering over their heads....
+
+
+
+
+THE ADDRESS TO THE JURY.
+
+
+This piece, as its title expresses, was published when the bill against
+the printer was to be brought before the grand jury: it warned them of
+what was expected from them. Whiteshed, the Chief Justice, again attempted
+to browbeat the jury, but in vain. The bill was thrown out: and the Chief
+Justice could only show his resentment by dissolving the Grand Jury.
+Whiteshed was so ridiculed that the vexation he suffered was thought to
+have shortened his life.
+
+
+_Seasonable Advice to the Grand Jury._
+
+Concerning the bill preparing against the printer of the Drapier's fourth
+letter.
+
+_November 11th, 1724._
+
+Since a bill is preparing for the grand jury to find against the printer
+of the Drapier's last letter, there are several things maturely to be
+considered by those gentlemen before they determine upon it.
+
+First, they are to consider, that the author of the said pamphlet did
+write three other discourses on the same subject, which, instead of being
+censured, were universally approved by the whole nation, and were allowed
+to have raised and continued that spirit among us, which has hitherto kept
+out Wood's coin; for all men will grant, that if those pamphlets had not
+been written, his coin must have overrun the nation some months ago.
+
+Secondly, it is to be considered, that this pamphlet, against which a
+proclamation has been issued, is written by the same author: that nobody
+ever doubted the innocence and goodness of his design; that he appears,
+through the whole tenour of it, to be a loyal subject to his Majesty, and
+devoted to the House of Hanover, and declares himself in a manner
+peculiarly zealous against the Pretender. And if such a writer, in four
+several treatises on so nice a subject, where a royal patent is concerned,
+and where it was necessary to speak of England and of liberty, should in
+one or two places happen to let fall an inadvertent expression, it would
+be hard to condemn him, after all the good he has done, especially when we
+consider that he could have no possible design in view, either of honour
+or profit, but purely the GOOD of his country.
+
+Thirdly, it ought to be well considered, whether any one expression in the
+said pamphlet be really liable to a just exception, much less to be found
+"wicked, malicious, seditious, reflecting upon his Majesty and his
+ministry," &c.
+
+The two points in that pamphlet, which it is said the prosecutors intend
+chiefly to fix on, are, first, where the author mentions the penner of the
+King's answer. First, it is well known his Majesty is not master of the
+English tongue; and therefore it is necessary that some other person
+should be employed to pen what he has to say or write in that language.
+Secondly, his Majesty's answer is not in the first person, but in the
+third. It is not said, WE are concerned, or OUR royal predecessors; but
+HIS MAJESTY is concerned, and HIS royal predecessors. By which it is
+plain, these are properly not the words of his Majesty, but supposed to be
+taken from him, and transmitted hither by one of his ministers. Thirdly,
+it will be easily seen, that the author of the pamphlet delivers his
+sentiments upon this particular with the utmost caution and respect, as
+any impartial reader will observe.
+
+The second paragraph, which it is said will be taken notice of as a motive
+to find the bill, is what the author says of Ireland's being a dependent
+kingdom; he explains all the dependence he knows of, which is a law made
+in Ireland, whereby it is enacted, "that whoever is King of England shall
+be King of Ireland." Before this explanation be condemned, and the bill
+found upon it, it would be proper that some lawyers should fully inform
+the jury what other law there is, either statute or common, for this
+dependency; and if there be no law, there is no transgression.
+
+The fourth thing very maturely to be considered by the jury, is, what
+influence their finding the bill may have upon the kingdom; the people in
+general find no fault in the Drapier's last book, any more than in the
+three former; and therefore, when they hear it is condemned by a grand
+jury of Dublin, they will conclude it is done in favour of Wood's coin;
+they will think we of this town have changed our minds, and intend to take
+those halfpence, and therefore it will be in vain for them to stand out:
+so that the question comes to this, which will be of the worst
+consequence?--to let pass one or two expressions, at the worst only
+unwary, in a book written for the public service; or to leave a free, open
+passage for Wood's brass to overrun us, by which we shall be undone for
+ever. The fifth thing to be considered is, that the members of the grand
+jury, being merchants and principal shopkeepers, can have no suitable
+temptation offered them as a recompense for the mischief they will do and
+suffer by letting-in this coin; nor can be at any loss or danger by
+rejecting the bill. They do not expect any employments in the State, to
+make up in their own private advantages the destruction of their country;
+whereas those who go about to advise, entice, or threaten them to find
+that bill, have great employments, which they have a mind to keep, or to
+get a greater; as it was likewise the case of all those who signed the
+proclamation to have the author prosecuted. And therefore it is known,
+that his grace the Lord Archbishop of Dublin, so renowned for his piety
+and wisdom, and love of his country, absolutely refused to condemn the
+book or the author.
+
+Lastly, it ought to be considered what consequence the finding of the bill
+may have upon a poor man perfectly innocent. I mean the printer. A lawyer
+may pick out expressions, and make them liable to exception, where no
+other man is able to find any. But how can it be supposed that an ignorant
+printer can be such a critic? He knew the author's design was honest and
+approved by the whole kingdom: he advised with friends, who told him there
+was no harm in the book, and he could see none himself: it was sent him in
+an unknown hand; but the same in which he received the three former. He
+and his wife have offered to take their oaths that they knew not the
+author, and therefore, to find a bill that may bring punishment upon the
+innocent, will appear very hard, to say no worse. For it will be
+impossible to find the author, unless he will please to discover himself;
+although I wonder he ever concealed his name; but I suppose what he did at
+first out of modesty, he continues to do out of prudence. God protect us
+and him!
+
+I will conclude all with a fable ascribed to Demosthenes. He had served
+the people of Athens with great fidelity in the station of an orator,
+when, upon a certain occasion, apprehending to be delivered over to his
+enemies, he told the Athenians, his countrymen, the following story: Once
+upon a time the wolves desired a league with the sheep, upon this
+condition, that the cause of the strife might be taken away, which was the
+shepherds and mastiffs: this being granted, the wolves, without all fear,
+made havoc of the sheep.
+
+
+
+
+SWIFT'S DESCRIPTION OF QUILCA.
+
+
+The summers of 1724 and 1725 were spent in this country-seat, which his
+friend Sheridan built for himself amongst the wildest of the Cavan heaths.
+Quilca stood near a little lake surrounded by trees. Here Sheridan tried a
+revival of the Roman chariot-races; the slope close by the lake was used
+for a theatre; the place is redolent with memories of Swift, who loved the
+place, though he perpetuated in verse the memory of its disorders, its
+dilapidations, and the general shortcomings, in which it reflected its
+owner's character and that of his scolding wife.
+
+
+THE BLUNDERS, DEFICIENCIES, DISTRESSES, AND MISFORTUNES OF QUILCA.
+
+_Proposed to contain one-and-twenty volumes in quarto._
+
+Begun April 20, 1724. To be continued weekly, if due encouragement be
+given.
+
+
+But one lock and a half in the whole house.
+
+The key of the garden-door lost.
+
+The empty bottles all uncleanable.
+
+The vessels for drink very few and leaky.
+
+The new house going to ruin before it is finished.
+
+One hinge of the street-door broke off, and the people forced to go out
+and come in at the back-door.
+
+The door of the Dean's bed-chamber full of large chinks.
+
+The beaufet letting in so much wind that it almost blows out the candles.
+
+The Dean's bed threatening every night to fall under him.
+
+The little table loose and broken in the joints.
+
+The passages open overhead, by which the cats pass continually into the
+cellar, and eat the victuals, for which one was tried, condemned, and
+executed by the sword.
+
+The large table in a very tottering condition.
+
+But one chair in the house fit for sitting on, and that in a very ill
+state of health.
+
+The kitchen perpetually crowded with savages.
+
+Not a bit of mutton to be had in the country.
+
+Want of beds, and a mutiny thereupon among the servants, until supplied
+from Kells.
+
+An egregious want of all the most common necessary utensils.
+
+Not a bit of turf in this cold weather; and Mrs. Johnson and the Dean in
+person, with all their servants, forced to assist at the bog, in gathering
+up the wet bottoms of old clumps.
+
+The grate in the ladies' bedchamber broke, and forced to be removed, by
+which they were compelled to be without fire, the chimney smoking
+intolerably; and the Dean's great-coat was employed to stop the wind from
+coming down the chimney, without which expedient they must have been
+starved to death.
+
+A messenger sent a mile to borrow an old broken tun-dish.
+
+Bottles stopped with bits of wood and tow, instead of corks.
+
+Not one utensil for a fire, except an old pair of tongs, which travels
+through the house, and is likewise employed to take the meat out of the
+pot, for want of a flesh-fork.
+
+Every servant an arrant thief as to victuals and drink, and every comer
+and goer as arrant a thief of everything he or she can lay their hands on.
+
+The spit blunted with poking into bogs for timber, and tears the meat to
+pieces.
+
+_Bellum atque fæminam_; or a kitchen war between nurse and a nasty crew of
+both sexes; she to preserve order and cleanliness, they to destroy both;
+and they generally are conquerors.
+
+_April 28._ This morning the great fore-door quite open, dancing backward
+and forward with all its weight upon the lower hinge, which must have been
+broken if the Dean had not accidentally come and relieved it.
+
+A great hole in the floor of the ladies' chamber, every hour hazarding a
+broken leg.
+
+Two iron spikes erect on the Dean's bedstead, by which he is in danger of
+a broken shin at rising and going to bed.
+
+The ladies' and Dean's servants growing fast into the manners and
+thieveries of the natives; the ladies themselves very much corrupted; the
+Dean perpetually storming, and in danger of either losing all his flesh,
+or sinking into barbarity for the sake of peace.
+
+Mrs. Dingley full of cares for herself, and blunders and negligence for
+her friends. Mrs. Johnson sick and helpless. The Dean deaf and fretting;
+the lady's maid awkward and clumsy; Robert lazy and forgetful; William a
+pragmatical, ignorant, and conceited puppy; Robin and nurse the two great
+and only supports of the family.
+
+_Bellum lactæum_; or the milky battle, fought between the Dean and the
+crew of Quilca; the latter insisting on their privilege of not milking
+till eleven in the forenoon: whereas Mrs. Johnson wanted milk at eight for
+her health. In this battle the Dean got the victory; but the crew of
+Quilca begin to rebel again; for it is this day almost ten o'clock, and
+Mrs. Johnson has not got her milk.
+
+A proverb on the laziness and lodgings of the servants: "The worse their
+sty--the longer they lie."
+
+Two great holes in the wall of the ladies' bedchamber, just at the back of
+the bed, and one of them directly behind Mrs. Johnson's pillow, either of
+which would blow out a candle in the calmest day.
+
+
+
+
+ANSWER TO A PAPER,
+
+CALLED
+
+_A Memorial of the poor Inhabitants, Tradesmen, and Labourers of the
+Kingdom of Ireland._[26]
+
+
+Dublin, _March 25th, 1738_.
+
+SIR,
+
+I received a paper from you, whoever you are, printed without any name of
+author or printer, and sent, I suppose, to me among others, without any
+particular distinction. It contains a complaint of the dearness of corn,
+and some schemes for making it cheaper which I cannot approve of.
+
+But pray permit me, before I go farther, to give you a short history of
+the steps by which we arrived at this hopeful situation.
+
+It was, indeed, the shameful practice of too many Irish farmers, to wear
+out their ground with ploughing; while, either through poverty, laziness,
+or ignorance, they neither took care to measure it as they ought, nor
+gave time to any part of the land to recover itself; and when their leases
+were near expiring, being assured that their landlords would not renew,
+they ploughed even the meadows, and made such havoc, that their landlords
+were considerable sufferers by it.
+
+This gave birth to that abominable race of graziers, who, upon expiration
+of the farmers' leases, were ready to engross great quantities of land;
+and the gentlemen having been often before ill paid, and their land worn
+out of heart, were too easily tempted, when a rich grazier made an offer
+to take all their land, and give them security for payment. Thus a vast
+tract of land, where twenty or thirty farmers lived, together with their
+cottagers and labourers in their several cabins, became all desolate, and
+easily managed by one or two herdsmen and their boys; whereby the master
+grazier, with little trouble, seized to himself the livelihood of a
+hundred people.
+
+It must be confessed, that the farmers were justly punished for their
+knavery, brutality, and folly. But neither are the squires and landlords
+to be excused; for to them is owing the depopulating of the country, the
+vast number of beggars, and the ruin of those few sorry improvements we
+had. That farmers should be limited in ploughing is very reasonable, and
+practised in England, and might have easily been done here by penal
+clauses in their leases; but to deprive them, in a manner, altogether from
+tilling their lands, was a most stupid want of thinking.
+
+Had the farmers been confined to plough a certain quantity of land, with a
+penalty of ten pounds an acre for whatever they exceeded, and farther
+limited for the three or four last years of their leases, all this evil
+had been prevented; the nation would have saved a million of money, and
+been more populous by above two hundred thousand souls.
+
+For a people, denied the benefit of trade, to manage their lands in such a
+manner as to produce nothing but what they are forbidden to trade with, or
+only such things as they can neither export nor manufacture to advantage,
+is an absurdity that a wild Indian would be ashamed of; especially when we
+add, that we are content to purchase this hopeful commerce, by sending to
+foreign markets for our daily bread.
+
+The grazier's employment is to feed great flocks of sheep, or
+black-cattle, or both. With regard to sheep, as folly is usually
+accompanied with perverseness, so it is here. There is something so
+monstrous to deal in a commodity (farther than for our own use), which we
+are not allowed to export manufactured, nor even unmanufactured, but to
+one certain country, and only to some few ports in that country; there is,
+I say, something so sottish, that it wants a name in our language to
+express it by, and the good of it is, that the more sheep we have, the
+fewer human creatures are left to wear the wool, or eat the flesh.
+
+Ajax was mad when he mistook a flock of sheep for his enemies; but we
+shall never be sober until we have the same way of thinking.
+
+The other part of the grazier's business is, what we call black-cattle,
+producing hides, tallow, and beef for exportation: all which are good and
+useful commodities, if rightly managed. But it seems the greatest part of
+the hides are sent out raw, for want of bark to tan them; and that want
+will daily grow stronger, for I doubt the new project of tanning without
+it is at an end.
+
+Our beef, I am afraid, still continues scandalous in foreign markets, for
+the old reasons; but our tallow, for anything I know, may be good.
+However, to bestow the whole kingdom on beef and mutton, and thereby drive
+out half the people who should eat their share, and force the rest to send
+sometimes as far as Egypt for bread to eat with it, is a most peculiar and
+distinguished piece of public economy, of which I have no comprehension.
+
+I know very well that our ancestors the Scythians, and their posterity,
+our kinsmen the Tartars, lived upon the blood, and milk, and raw flesh of
+their cattle, without one grain of corn; but I confess myself so
+degenerate, that I am not easy without bread to my victuals....
+
+Now, sir, to return more particularly to you and your memorial. A hundred
+thousand barrels of wheat, you say, should be imported hither: and ten
+thousand pounds, premium to the importers. Have you looked into the purse
+of the nation?
+
+I am no Commissioner of the Treasury; but am well assured that the whole
+running cash would not supply you with a sum to purchase so much corn,
+which, only at twenty shillings a barrel, will be a hundred thousand
+pounds; and ten thousand more for the premium. But you will traffic for
+your corn with other goods; and where are those goods? if you had them,
+they are all engaged to pay the rents of absentees, and other occasions in
+London, besides a huge balance of trade this year against us. Will
+foreigners take our bankers' paper? I suppose they will value it at little
+more than so much a quire. Where are these rich farmers and engrossers of
+corn, in so bad a year, and so little sowing. You are in pain for two
+shillings premium, and forget the twenty shillings for the price; find me
+out the latter, and I will engage for the former.
+
+Your scheme for a tax for raising such a sum is all visionary, and owing
+to a great want of knowledge in the miserable state of this nation. Tea,
+coffee, sugar, spices, wine, and foreign clothes, are the particulars you
+mention upon which this tax should be raised. I will allow the two first;
+because they are unwholesome; and the last, because I should be glad if
+they were all burned: but I beg you will leave us our wine to make us
+awhile forget our misery, or give your tenants leave to plough for barley.
+But I will tell you a secret, which I learned many years ago from the
+commissioners of the customs in London: they said, when any commodity
+appeared to be taxed above a moderate rate, the consequence was, to lessen
+that branch of the revenue by one half; and one of those gentlemen
+pleasantly told me, that the mistake of parliaments, on such occasions,
+was owing to an error of computing two and two to make four, whereas, in
+the business of laying impositions, two and two never made more than one;
+which happens by lessening the import, and the strong temptation of
+running such goods as paid high duties at least in this kingdom....
+
+You are concerned how strange and surprising it would be in foreign parts
+to hear that the poor were starving in a RICH country, &c. Are you in
+earnest? Is Ireland the rich country you mean? Or are you insulting our
+poverty? Were you ever out of Ireland? Or were you ever in it till of
+late? You may probably have a good employment, and are saving all you can
+to purchase a good estate in England.
+
+But by talking so familiarly of one hundred and ten thousand pounds, by a
+tax upon a few commodities, it is plain you are either naturally or
+affectedly ignorant of our present condition: or else you would know and
+allow, that such a sum is not to be raised here, without a general excise;
+since, in proportion to our wealth, we pay already in taxes more than
+England ever did in the height of war. And when you have brought over your
+corn, who will be the buyers?--most certainly not the poor, who will not
+be able to purchase the twentieth part of it.
+
+Sir, upon the whole, your paper is a very crude piece, liable to more
+objections than there are lines; but I think your meaning is good, and so
+far you are pardonable.
+
+If you will propose a general contribution for supporting the poor in
+potatoes and butter-milk till the new corn comes in, perhaps you may
+succeed better, because the thing at least is possible; and I think if our
+brethren in England would contribute upon this emergency, out of the
+million they gain from us every year, they would do a piece of justice as
+well as charity. In the meantime, go and preach to your own tenants to
+fall to the plough as fast as they can, and prevail with your neighbouring
+squires to do the same with theirs; or else die with the guilt of having
+driven away half the inhabitants, and starving the rest.
+
+But why all this concern for the poor? We want them not, as the country is
+now managed; they may follow thousands of their leaders, and seek their
+bread abroad. Where the plough has no work, one family can do the business
+of fifty, and you may send away the other forty-nine. An admirable piece
+of husbandry, never known or practised by the wisest nations, who
+erroneously thought people to be the riches of a country!
+
+If so wretched a state of things would allow it, methinks I could have a
+malicious pleasure, after all the warning I have in vain given the public,
+at my own peril, for several years past, to see the consequences and
+events answering in every particular. I pretend to no sagacity; what I
+writ was little more than what I had discoursed to several persons, who
+were generally of my opinion, and it was obvious to every common
+understanding that such effects must needs follow from such causes--a
+fair issue of things begun upon party rage, while some sacrificed the
+public to fury, and others to ambition; while a spirit of faction and
+oppression reigned in every part of the country, where gentlemen, instead
+of consulting the ease of their tenants, or cultivating their lands, were
+worrying one another upon points of Whig and Tory, of High Church and Low
+Church, which no more concerned them than the long and famous controversy
+of strops for razors: while agriculture was wholly discouraged, and
+consequently half the farmers and labourers, and poorer tradesmen forced
+to beggary or banishment. "Wisdom crieth in the streets: Because I have
+called on you; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded; but ye
+have set at nought all my counsels, and would none of my reproof; I also
+will laugh at your calamity, and mock when your fear cometh."
+
+I have now done with your Memorial, and freely excuse your mistakes, since
+you appear to write as a stranger, and as of a country which is left at
+liberty to enjoy the benefits of nature, and to make the best of those
+advantages which God has given it, in soil, climate, and situation.
+
+
+
+
+MAXIMS CONTROLLED.
+
+
+The heading of this tract would imply that the theories of political
+economy have no application to Ireland. Here he shows, one by one, how the
+ordinary rules that guide us in regard to other nations are utterly
+fallacious when applied to Ireland. What strikes us most in all these
+tracts is the deliberate incisiveness of their irony, the despairing
+bitterness that gives them finish and completeness.
+
+
+MAXIMS CONTROULED IN IRELAND.
+
+_The Truth of Maxims in State and Government examined with reference to
+Ireland._
+
+Written in 1724.
+
+There are certain maxims of State, founded upon long observation and
+experience, drawn from the constant practice of the wisest nations, and
+from the very principles of government, nor even controuled by any writer
+on politics. Yet all these maxims do necessarily presuppose a kingdom, or
+commonwealth, to have the same natural rights common to the rest of
+mankind, who have entered into civil society; for if we could conceive a
+nation where each of the inhabitants had but one eye, one leg, and one
+hand, it is plain, before you could institute them into a republic, that
+an allowance must be made for those material defects wherein they differed
+from other mortals. Or, imagine a legislature forming a system for the
+government of bedlam, and, proceeding upon the maxim that man is a
+sociable animal, should draw them out of their cells, and form them into
+corporations or general assemblies; the consequence might probably be that
+they would fall foul on each other, or burn the house over their own
+heads.
+
+Of the like nature are innumerable errors committed by crude and short
+thinkers, who reason upon general topics, without the least allowance for
+the most important circumstances, which quite alter the nature of the
+case.
+
+This has been the fate of those small dealers who are every day publishing
+their thoughts, either on paper or in their assemblies, for improving the
+trade of Ireland, and referring us to the practice and example of England,
+Holland, France, or other nations.
+
+I shall, therefore, examine certain maxims of government, which generally
+pass for uncontrouled in the world, and consider how far they will suit
+with the present condition of this kingdom. First, It is affirmed by wise
+men that the dearness of things necessary for life, in a fruitful country,
+is a certain sign of wealth and great commerce; for when such necessaries
+are dear, it must absolutely follow that money is cheap and plentiful.
+
+But this is manifestly false in Ireland, for the following reason. Some
+years ago, the species of money here did probably amount to six or seven
+hundred thousand pounds; and I have good cause to believe that our
+remittances then did not much exceed the cash brought in to us. But, by
+the prodigious discouragements we have since received in every branch of
+our trade, by the frequent enforcement and rigorous execution of the
+Navigation-act--the tyranny of under custom-house officers--the yearly
+addition of absentees--the payments to regiments abroad, to civil and
+military officers residing in England--the unexpected sudden demands of
+great sums from the treasury--and some other drains of perhaps as great
+consequence--we now see ourselves reduced to a state (since we have no
+friends) of being pitied by our enemies; at least, if our enemies were of
+such a kind as to be capable of any regard towards us except of hatred and
+contempt.
+
+Forty years are now passed since the Revolution, when the contention of
+the British Empire was, most unfortunately for us, and altogether against
+the usual course of such mighty changes in government, decided in the
+least important nation; but with such ravages and ruin executed on both
+sides, as to leave the kingdom a desert, which in some sort it still
+continues.
+
+Neither did the long rebellions in 1641, make half such a destruction of
+houses, plantations, and personal wealth, in both kingdoms, as two years'
+campaigns did in ours, by fighting England's battles.
+
+By slow degrees, as by the gentle treatment we received under two
+auspicious reigns,[27] we grew able to live without running in debt.
+
+Our absentees were but few; we had great indulgence in trade, and a
+considerable share in employments of Church and State; and while the short
+leases continued, which were let some years after the war ended, tenants
+paid their rents with ease and cheerfulness, to the great regret of their
+landlords, who had taken up a spirit of opposition that is not easily
+removed. And although in these short leases, the rent was gradually to
+increase after short periods, yet, as soon as the terms elapsed, the land
+was let to the highest bidder, most commonly without the least effectual
+clause for building or planting. Yet, by many advantages, which this
+island then possessed, and has since utterly lost, the rents of land still
+grew higher upon every lease that expired, till they have arrived at the
+present exorbitance; when the frog, over-swelling himself, burst at last.
+
+With the price of land, of necessity rose that of corn and cattle, and all
+other commodities that farmers deal in; hence likewise, obviously, the
+rates of all goods and manufactures among shopkeepers, the wages of
+servants, and hire of labourers. But although our miseries came on fast,
+with neither trade nor money left; yet neither will the landlord abate in
+his rent, nor can the tenant abate in the price of what the rest must be
+paid with, nor any shopkeeper, tradesman, or labourer live, at lower
+expense for food and clothing, than he did before.
+
+I have been the larger upon this first head, because the same observations
+will clear up and strengthen a good deal of what I shall affirm upon the
+rest.
+
+The second maxim of those who reason upon trade and government, is, to
+assert that low interest is a certain sign of great plenty of money in a
+nation, for which, as in many other articles, they produce the examples
+of Holland and England. But, with relation to Ireland, this maxim is
+likewise entirely false.
+
+There are two reasons for the lowness of interest in any country. First,
+that which is usually alleged, the great plenty of species; and this is
+obvious. The second is, want of trade, which seldom falls under common
+observation, although it be equally true, for, where trade is altogether
+discouraged, there are few borrowers. In those countries where men can
+employ a large stock, the young merchant, whose fortune may be four or
+five hundred pounds, will venture to borrow as much more, and can afford a
+reasonable interest. Neither is it easy, at this day, to find many of
+those, whose business reaches to employ even so inconsiderable a sum,
+except among the importers of wine, who, as they have most part of the
+present trade in these parts of Ireland in their hands, so they are the
+most exorbitant, exacting fraudulent dealers, that ever trafficked in any
+nation, and are making all possible speed to ruin both themselves and the
+nation.
+
+From this defect of gentlemen's not knowing how to dispose of their ready
+money, arises the high purchase of land, which in all other countries is
+reckoned a sign of wealth. For, the frugal squires, who live below their
+incomes, have no other way to dispose of their savings but by mortgage or
+purchase, by which the rates of land must naturally increase; and if this
+trade continues long, under the uncertainty of rents, the landed men of
+ready money will find it more for their advantage to send their cash to
+England, and place it in the funds; which I myself am determined to do,
+the first considerable sum I shall be master of.
+
+It has likewise been a maxim among politicians, "That the great increase
+of buildings in the metropolis, argues a flourishing state." But this, I
+confess, has been controuled from the example of London; when, by the long
+and annual parliamentary session, such a number of senators with their
+families, friends, adherents, and expectants, draw such prodigious numbers
+to that city, that the old hospitable custom of lords and gentlemen living
+in their ancient seats among their tenants, is almost lost in England; is
+laughed out of doors; insomuch that, in the middle of summer, a legal
+House of Lords and Commons might be brought in a few hours to London, from
+their country villas within twelve miles round.
+
+The case in Ireland is yet somewhat worse: for the absentees of great
+estates, who, if they lived at home, would have many rich retainers in
+their neighbourhoods, have learned to rack their lands, and shorten their
+leases, as much as any residing squire; and the few remaining of those
+latter, having some vain hope of employments for themselves, or their
+children, and discouraged by the beggarliness and thievery of their own
+miserable farmers and cottagers, or seduced by the vanity of their wives,
+on pretence of their children's education (whereof the fruits are so
+apparent), together with that most wonderful, and yet more unaccountable
+zeal, for a seat in their assembly, though at some years' purchase of
+their whole, estates: these, and some other motives, have drawn such
+concourse to this beggarly city, that the dealers of the several branches
+of building have found out all the commodious and inviting places for
+erecting new houses; while fifteen hundred of the old ones, which is a
+seventh part of the whole city, are said to be left uninhabited, and
+falling to ruin. Their method is the same with that which was first
+introduced by Dr. Barebone at London, who died a bankrupt. The mason, the
+bricklayer, the carpenter, the slater, and the glazier, take a lot of
+ground, club to build one or more houses, unite their credit, their stock,
+and their money; and when their work is finished sell it to the best
+advantage they can. But, as it often happens, and more every day, that
+their fund will not answer half their design, they are forced to undersell
+it at the first story, and are all reduced to beggary. Insomuch, that I
+know a certain fanatic brewer, who is reported to have some hundreds of
+houses in this town, is said to have purchased the greatest part of them
+at half value from ruined undertakers; has intelligence of all new houses
+where the finishing is at a stand, takes advantage of the builders'
+distress, and, by the advantage of ready money, gets fifty _per cent._ at
+least for his bargain.
+
+It is another undisputed maxim in government, "That people are the riches
+of a nation;" which is so universally granted, that it will be hardly
+pardonable to bring it into doubt. And I will grant it to be so far true,
+even in this island, that if we had the African custom, or privilege, of
+selling our useless bodies for slaves to foreigners, it would be the most
+useful branch of our trade, by ridding us of a most unsupportable burden,
+and bringing us money in the stead. But, in our present situation, at
+least five children in six who are born, lie a dead weight upon us, for
+want of employment. And a very skilful computer assured me, that above one
+half of the souls in this kingdom supported themselves by begging and
+thievery; two-thirds whereof would be able to get their bread in any other
+country upon earth. Trade is the only incitement to labour; where that
+fails, the poorer native must either beg, steal or starve, or be forced to
+quit his country. This has made me often wish, for some years past, that
+instead of discouraging our people from seeking foreign soil, the public
+would rather pay for transporting all our unnecessary mortals, whether
+Papists or Protestants, to America; as drawbacks are sometimes allowed for
+exporting commodities, where a nation is overstocked. I confess myself to
+be touched with very sensible pleasure, when I hear of a mortality in any
+country parish or village, where the wretches are forced to pay for a
+filthy cabin, and two ridges of potatoes, treble the worth; brought up to
+steal or beg, for want of work; to whom death would be the best thing to
+be wished for on account both of themselves and the public.
+
+Among all taxes imposed by the legislature, those upon luxury are
+universally allowed to be the most equitable, and beneficial to the
+subject; and the commonest reasoner on government might fill a volume with
+arguments on the subject. Yet here again, by the singular fate of Ireland,
+this maxim is utterly false; and the putting of it in practice may have
+such a pernicious consequence, as, I certainly believe, the thoughts of
+proposers were not able to reach.
+
+The miseries we suffer by our absentees, are of a far more extensive
+nature than seems to be commonly understood. I must vindicate myself to
+the reader so far, as to declare solemnly, that what I shall say of those
+lords and squires, does not arise from the least regard I have for their
+understandings, their virtues, or their persons: for, although I have not
+the honour of the least acquaintance with any one among them (my ambition
+not soaring so high), yet I am too good a witness of the situation they
+have been in for thirty years past; the veneration paid them by the
+people, the high esteem they are in among the prime nobility and gentry,
+the particular marks of favour and distinction they receive from the
+Court; the weight and consequence of their interest, added to their great
+zeal and application for preventing any hardships their country might
+suffer from England, wisely considering that their own fortunes and
+honours were embarked in the same bottom.
+
+
+
+
+A SHORT VIEW OF THE STATE OF IRELAND, 1727.
+
+
+Here, Swift catalogues in regular order the possible adjuncts and
+conditions of prosperity, and shows how the very negative of each is
+present in Ireland. "If we flourish, it is against every law of nature and
+reason: like the thorn of Glastonbury, which blossoms in the midst of
+winter." He draws a fanciful picture of what Ireland might seem to a
+stranger, favoured as she is by nature; but breaks from it in despair. All
+his tracts have one end and aim: "Be independent." Law cannot help; theory
+is futile; English selfishness is great. Whatever you get will be by
+self-assertion and by that alone. Swift was acquainted with the current
+nostrums, which he despised. He saw the evil lay deeper, and that it could
+be cured only by giving to Ireland the motive power of independence. He
+kindled her energy by plain bald statements, withering sarcasm, derisive
+scorn, and the fiercest indignation. The sarcasm and indignation are for
+the English selfishness; the scorn for Irish imbecility and weakness.
+
+
+_A Short View of the State of Ireland, 1727._
+
+I am assured, that it has for some time been practised as a method of
+making men's court, when they are asked about the rate of lands, the
+abilities of the tenants, the state of trade and manufacture in this
+kingdom, and how their rents are paid; to answer, that in their
+neighbourhood all things are in a flourishing condition, the rent and
+purchase of land every day increasing. And if a gentleman happen to be a
+little more sincere in his representation, besides being looked on as not
+well-affected, he is sure to have a dozen contradictors at his elbow. I
+think it is no manner of secret, why these questions are so cordially
+asked, or so obligingly answered.
+
+But since, with regard to the affairs of this kingdom, I have been using
+all endeavours to subdue my indignation, to which indeed I am not provoked
+by any personal interest, not being the owner of one spot of ground in the
+whole island; I shall only enumerate, by rules generally known, and never
+contradicted, what are the true causes of any country's flourishing and
+growing rich; and then examine what effects arise from those causes in the
+kingdom of Ireland.
+
+The first cause of a kingdom's thriving is, the fruitfulness of the soil
+to produce the necessaries and conveniences of life; not only sufficient
+for the inhabitants, but for exportation into other countries.
+
+The second is, the industry of the people, in working up all their native
+commodities to the last degree of manufacture.
+
+The third is, the conveniency of safe ports and havens, to carry out their
+own goods as much manufactured, and bring in those of others as little
+manufactured as the nature of mutual commerce will allow.
+
+The fourth is, that the natives should, as much as possible, export and
+import their goods in vessels of their own timber, made in their own
+country.
+
+The fifth is, the privilege of a free trade in all foreign countries which
+will permit them, except those who are in war with their own prince or
+State.
+
+The sixth is, by being governed only by laws made with their own consent;
+for otherwise they are not a free people. And therefore all appeals for
+justice, or applications for favour or preferment, to another country, are
+so many grievous impoverishments.
+
+The seventh is, by improvement of land, encouragement of agriculture, and
+thereby increasing the number of their people; without which any country,
+however blessed by nature, must continue poor.
+
+The eighth is, the residence of the prince, or chief administrator of the
+civil power.
+
+The ninth is, the concourse of foreigners, for education, curiosity, or
+pleasure, or as to a general mart of trade.
+
+The tenth is, by disposing all offices of honour, profit, or trust, only
+to the natives; or at least with very few exceptions, where strangers have
+long inhabited the country, and are supposed to understand and regard the
+interests of it as their own.
+
+The eleventh is, when the rents of land and profits of employment are
+spent in the country which produced them, and not in another; the former
+of which will certainly happen where the love of our native country
+prevails.
+
+The twelfth is, by the public revenues being all spent and employed at
+home, except on the occasions of a foreign war.
+
+The thirteenth is, where the people are not obliged unless they find it
+for their own interest or conveniency, to receive any moneys, except of
+their own coinage by a public mint, after the manner of all civilized
+nations.
+
+The fourteenth is, a disposition of the people of a country to wear their
+own manufactures, and import as few incitements to luxury, either in
+clothes, furniture, food, or drink, as they can possibly live
+conveniently without.
+
+There are many other causes of a nation's thriving, which I at present
+cannot recollect; but without advantage from at least some of these, after
+turning my thoughts a long time, I am not able to discover whence our
+wealth proceeds, and therefore would gladly be better informed. In the
+meantime, I will here examine what share falls to Ireland of these causes,
+or of the effects and consequences.
+
+It is not my intention to complain, but barely to relate facts; and the
+matter is not of small importance. For it is allowed, that a man who lives
+in a solitary house, far from help, is not wise in endeavouring to acquire
+in the neighbourhood the reputation of being rich; because those who come
+for gold, will go off with pewter and brass, rather than return empty: and
+in the common practice of the world, those who possess most wealth, make
+the least parade; which they leave to others, who have nothing else to
+bear them out in showing their faces on the Exchange.
+
+As to the first cause of a nation's riches, being the fertility of the
+soil, as well as temperature of the climate, we have no reason to
+complain; for, although the quantity of unprofitable land in this kingdom,
+reckoning bog and rock and barren mountain, be double in proportion to
+what it is in England; yet the native productions, which both kingdoms
+deal in, are very near on an equality in point of goodness, and might,
+with the same encouragement, be as well manufactured. I except mines and
+minerals; in some of which, however, we are only defective in point of
+skill and industry. In the second, which is the industry of the people,
+our misfortune is not altogether owing to our own fault, but to a million
+of discouragements.
+
+The conveniency of ports and havens, which nature has bestowed so
+liberally on this kingdom, is of no more use to us than a beautiful
+prospect to a man shut up in a dungeon.
+
+As to shipping of its own, Ireland is so utterly unprovided, that of all
+the excellent timber cut down within these fifty or sixty years, it can
+hardly be said that the nation has received the benefit of one valuable
+house to dwell in, or one ship to trade with. Ireland is the only kingdom
+I ever heard or read of, either in ancient or modern story, which was
+denied the liberty of exporting their native commodities and manufactures
+wherever they pleased, except to countries at war with their own prince or
+State: yet this privilege, by the superiority of mere power, is refused us
+in the most momentous parts of commerce; besides an act of navigation, to
+which we never consented, pinned down upon us, and rigorously executed;
+and a thousand other unexampled circumstances, as grievous as they are
+invidious to mention. To go on to the rest. It is too well known, that we
+are forced to obey some laws we never consented to; which is a condition I
+must not call by its true uncontroverted name, for fear of Lord Chief
+Justice Whitshed's ghost, with his _Libertas et natale solum_ written for
+a motto on his coach, as it stood at the door of the court, while he was
+perjuring himself to betray both. Thus we are in the condition of
+patients, who have physic sent them by doctors at a distance, strangers to
+their constitution and the nature of their disease....
+
+As to the improvement of land, those few who attempt that or planting,
+through covetousness, or want of skill, generally leave things worse than
+they were; neither succeeding in trees nor hedges; and, by running into
+the fancy of grazing, after the manner of the Scythians, are every day
+depopulating the country.
+
+We are so far from having a king to reside among us, that even the viceroy
+is generally absent four-fifths of his time in the government.
+
+No strangers from other countries make this a part of their travels;
+where they can expect to see nothing but scenes of misery and desolation.
+
+Those who have the misfortune to be born here, have the least title to any
+considerable employment; to which they are seldom preferred, but upon a
+political consideration. One-third part of the rents of Ireland is spent
+in England; which, with the profit of employments, pensions, appeals,
+journeys of pleasure or health, education at the Inns of Court and both
+Universities, remittances at pleasure, the pay of all superior officers in
+the army, and other incidents, will amount to a full half of the income of
+the whole kingdom, all clear profit to England.
+
+We are denied the liberty of coining gold, silver, or even copper. In the
+Isle of Man they coin their own silver; every petty prince, vassal to the
+Emperor, can coin what money he pleases. And in this, as in most of the
+articles already mentioned, we are an exception to all other states and
+monarchies that were ever known in the world.
+
+As to the last, or fourteenth article, we take special care to act
+diametrically contrary to it in the whole course of our lives. Both sexes,
+but especially the women, despise and abhor to wear any of their own
+manufactures, even those which are better made than in other countries;
+particularly a sort of silk plaid, through which the workmen are forced to
+run a kind of gold thread, that it may pass for Indian.
+
+Even ale and potatoes are imported from England, as well as corn; and our
+foreign trade is little more than importation of French wine, for which I
+am told we pay ready money.
+
+Now, if all this be true (upon which I could easily enlarge), I should be
+glad to know, by what secret method it is that we grow a rich and
+flourishing people, without liberty, trade, manufactures, inhabitants,
+money, or the privilege of coining; without industry, labour, or
+improvement of land; and with more than half the rent and profits of the
+whole kingdom annually exported, for which we receive not a single
+farthing; and to make up all this, nothing worth mentioning, except the
+linen of the North, a trade, casual, corrupted, and at mercy; and some
+butter from Cork. If we do flourish, it must be against every law of
+nature and reason; like the thorn at Glastonbury, that blossoms in the
+midst of winter....
+
+There is not one argument used to prove the riches of Ireland, which is
+not a logical demonstration of its poverty. The rise of our rents is
+squeezed out of the very blood, and vitals, and clothes, and dwellings of
+the tenants, who live worse than English beggars. The lowness of interest,
+in all other countries a sign of wealth, is in us a proof of misery; there
+being no trade to employ any borrower. Hence alone comes the dearness of
+land, since the savers have no other way to lay out their money; hence the
+dearness of necessaries of life; because the tenants cannot afford to pay
+such extravagant rates for land (which they must take, or go a'begging),
+without raising the price of cattle and of corn, although themselves
+should live upon chaff. Hence our increase of building in this city;
+because workmen have nothing to do but to employ one another, and one half
+of them are infallibly undone. Hence the daily increase of bankers, who
+may be a necessary evil in a trading country, but so ruinous in ours; who,
+for their private advantage, have sent away all our silver, and one-third
+of our gold; so that within three years past the running cash of the
+nation, which was about five hundred thousand pounds, is now less than
+two, and must daily diminish, unless we have liberty to coin, as well as
+that important kingdom the Isle of Man, and the meanest principality in
+the German empire, as I before observed.
+
+I have sometimes thought, that this paradox of the kingdom's growing rich
+is chiefly owing to those worthy gentlemen the BANKERS; who, except some
+custom-house officers, birds of passage, oppressive thrifty squires, and a
+few others who shall be nameless, are the only thriving among us: and I
+have often wished that a law were enacted to hang up half a dozen bankers
+every year, and thereby interpose at least some short delay to the farther
+ruin of Ireland.
+
+Ye are idle! ye are idle! answered Pharaoh to the Israelites, when they
+complained to his Majesty that they were forced to make bricks without
+straw.
+
+England enjoys every one of those advantages for enriching a nation which
+I have above enumerated; and, into the bargain, a good million returned to
+them every year without labour or hazard, or one farthing value received
+on our side; but how long we shall be able to continue the payment, I am
+not under the least concern. One thing I know, that, when the hen is
+starved to death, there will be no more golden eggs. I think it a little
+unhospitable, and others may call it a subtile piece of malice, that
+because there may be a dozen families in this town able to entertain their
+English friends in a generous manner at their tables, their guests upon
+their return to England shall report that we wallow in riches and luxury.
+
+Yet I confess I have known an hospital, where all the household officers
+grew rich; while the poor, for whose sake it was built, were almost
+starved for want of food and raiment.
+
+To conclude: If Ireland be a rich and flourishing kingdom, its wealth and
+prosperity must be owing to certain causes, that are yet concealed from
+the whole race of mankind; and the effects are equally invisible. We need
+not wonder at strangers, when they deliver such paradoxes; but a native
+and inhabitant of this kingdom, who gives the same verdict, must be either
+ignorant to stupidity, or a man-pleaser, at the expense of all honour,
+conscience, and truth.
+
+
+
+
+THE STORY OF THE INJURED LADY.
+
+_Written by herself, in a letter to her Friend; with his answer._
+
+
+SIR,
+
+Being ruined by the inconstancy and unkindness of a lover, I hope a true
+and plain relation of my misfortunes may be of use and warning to
+credulous maids, never to put too much trust in deceitful men.
+
+A gentleman in the neighbourhood[28] had two mistresses, another and
+myself;[29] and he pretended honourable love to us both. Our three houses
+stood pretty near one another; his was parted from mine by a river,[30]
+and from my rival's by an old broken wall.[31] But before I enter into the
+particulars of this gentleman's hard usage of me, I will give a very just
+and impartial character of my rival and myself.
+
+As to her person, she is tall and lean, and very ill-shaped; she has bad
+features, and a worse complexion. As to her other qualifies, she has no
+reputation either for honesty, truth, or manners, and it is no wonder,
+considering what her education has been. To sum up all, she is poor and
+beggarly, and gets a sorry maintenance by pilfering wherever she comes.
+
+As for this gentleman, who is now so fond of her, she still bears him an
+invincible hatred; reviles him to his face, and rails at him in all
+companies. Her house is frequented by a company of rogues and thieves, and
+pickpockets, whom she encourages to rob his hen-roosts, steal his corn and
+cattle, and do him all manner of mischief.[32] She has been known to come
+at the head of these rascals, and beat her lover until he was sore from
+head to foot, and then force him to pay for the trouble she was at. Once,
+attended with a crew of ragamuffins, she broke into his house, turned all
+things topsy-turvey, and then set it on fire. At the same time she told so
+many lies among his servants that it set them all by the ears, and his
+poor steward[33] was knocked on the head; for which I think, and so does
+all the country, that she ought to be answerable. To conclude her
+character: she is of a different religion, being a Presbyterian of the
+most rank and violent kind, and consequently having an inveterate hatred
+to the Church; yet I am sure I have been always told, that in marriage
+there ought to be a union of minds as well as of persons.
+
+I will now give my own character, and shall do it in few words, and with
+modesty and truth. I was reckoned to be as handsome as any in our
+neighbourhood, until I became pale and thin with grief and ill-usage. I am
+still fair enough, and have, I think, no very ill features about me. They
+that see me now will hardly allow me ever to have had any great share of
+beauty; for, besides being so much altered, I go always mobbed and in an
+undress, as well out of neglect, as indeed for want of clothes to appear
+in. I might add to all this, that I was born to a good estate, although it
+now turns to little account under the oppressions I endure, and has been
+the true cause of all my misfortunes.
+
+Some years ago, this gentleman, taking a fancy either to my person or
+fortune, made his addresses to me: which, being then young and foolish, I
+too readily admitted. When he had once got possession, he began to play
+the usual part of a too fortunate lover, affecting on all occasions to
+show his authority, and to act like a conqueror. First, he found fault
+with the government of my family, which, I grant was none of the best,
+consisting of ignorant, illiterate creatures, for at that time I knew but
+little of the world. In compliance to him, therefore, I agreed to fall
+into his ways and methods of living; I consented that his steward should
+govern my house, and have liberty to employ an understeward,[34] who
+should receive his directions. My lover proceeded farther, turned away
+several old servants and tenants, and supplying me with others from his
+own house. These grew so domineering and unreasonable, that there was no
+quiet, and I heard of nothing but perpetual quarrels, which, although I
+could not possibly help, yet my lover laid all the blame and punishment
+upon me; and upon every falling out still turned away more of my people,
+and supplied me in their stead with a number of fellows and dependents of
+his own, whom he had no other way to provide for. Overcome by love, and to
+avoid noise and contention, I yielded to all his usurpations, and finding
+it in vain to resist, I thought it my best policy to make my court to my
+new servants, and draw them to my interests; I fed them from my own table
+with the best I had, put my new tenants on the choice parts of my land,
+and treated them all so kindly that they began to love me as well as their
+master. In process of time, all my old servants were gone, and I had not
+a creature about me, nor above one or two tenants, but what were of his
+choosing; yet I had the good luck, by gentle usage, to bring over the
+greatest part of them to my side. When my lover observed this, he began to
+alter his language; and to those who inquired about me, he would answer
+that I was an old dependent upon his family, whom he had placed on some
+concerns of his own; and he began to use me accordingly, neglecting, by
+degrees, all common civility in his behaviour. I shall never forget the
+speech he made me one morning, which he delivered with all the gravity in
+the world. He put me in mind of the vast obligations I lay under to him in
+sending me so many of his people for my own good, and to teach me manners:
+that it had cost him ten times more than I was worth to maintain me; that
+it had been much better for him if I had been burnt, or sunk to the bottom
+of the sea; that it was reasonable I should strain myself as far as I was
+able to reimburse him some of his charges; that from henceforward he
+expected his word should be a law to me in all things; that I must
+maintain a parish-watch against thieves and robbers, and give salaries to
+an overseer, a constable, and others, all of his own choosing whom he
+would send from time to time to be spies upon me; that, to enable me the
+better in supporting these expenses, my tenants should be obliged to carry
+all their goods across the river to his own town-market, and pay toll on
+both sides, and then sell them at half value. But because we were a nasty
+sort of people, and that he could not endure to touch anything that we had
+a hand in, and, likewise, because he wanted work to employ his own folks,
+therefore we must send all our goods to his market just in their
+naturals--the milk immediately from the cow, without making into cheese or
+butter; the corn in the ear; the grass as it was mowed; the wool as it
+comes from the sheep's back; and bring the fruit upon the branch, that he
+might not be obliged to eat it after our filthy hands: that if a tenant
+carried but a piece of bread and cheese to eat by the way, or an inch of
+worsted to mend his stockings, he should forfeit his whole parcel: and
+because a parcel of rogues usually plied on the river between us, who
+often robbed my tenants of their goods and boats, he ordered a waterman of
+his to guard them, whose manner was to be out of the way till the poor
+wretches were plundered, then to overtake the thieves, and seize all as
+lawful prize to his master and himself. It would be endless to repeat a
+hundred other hardships he has put upon me; but it is a general rule, that
+whenever he imagines the smallest advantage will redound to one of his
+footboys by any new oppression of me and my whole family and estate, he
+never disputeth it a moment. All this has rendered me so very
+insignificant and contemptible at home, that some servants, to whom I pay
+the greatest wages, and many tenants, who have the most beneficial leases,
+are gone over to live with him, yet I am bound to continue their wages and
+pay their rents; by which means one-third of my income is spent on his
+estate, and above another third by his tolls and markets: and my poor
+tenants are so sunk and impoverished, that instead of maintaining me
+suitably to my quality, they can hardly find me clothes to keep me warm,
+or provide the common necessaries of life for themselves.
+
+Matters being in this posture between me and my lover, I received
+intelligence that he had been for some time making very pressing overtures
+of marriage to my rival, until there happened to be some misunderstandings
+between them. She gave him ill words, and threatened to break off all
+commerce with him. He, on the other side, having either acquired courage
+by his triumphs over me, or supposing her to be as tame a fool as I,
+thought at first to carry it with a high hand, but hearing at the same
+time that she had thought of making some private proposals to join with me
+against him, and doubting, with very good reason, that I would readily
+accept them, he seemed very much disconcerted.[35] This, I thought, was a
+proper occasion to show some great example of generosity and love; and so,
+without farther consideration, I sent him word, that hearing there was
+likely to be a quarrel betwixt him and my rival, notwithstanding all that
+had passed, and without binding him to any conditions in my own favour, I
+would stand by him against her and all the world, while I had a penny in
+my purse, or a petticoat to pawn. This message was subscribed by all my
+chief tenants, and proved so powerful, that my rival immediately grew more
+tractable upon it. The result of which was, that there is now a treaty of
+marriage concluded between them,[36] the wedding clothes are bought, and
+nothing remains but to perform the ceremony, which is put off for some
+days, because they design it to be a public wedding. And to reward my
+love, constancy, and generosity, he has bestowed on me the office of being
+sempstress to his grooms and footmen, which I am forced to accept or
+starve.[37] Yet, in the midst of this my situation, I cannot but have some
+pity for this deluded man.
+
+For my part, I think, and so does all the country, too, that the man is
+possessed; at least none of us are able to imagine what he can possibly
+see in her, unless she has bewitched him, or given him some powder.
+
+I am sure I never sought this alliance, and you can bear me witness that I
+might have had other matches; nay if I were lightly disposed, I could
+still perhaps have offers, that some, who hold their heads higher, would
+be glad to accept. But alas! I never had any such wicked thought; all I
+now desire is, only to enjoy a little quiet, to be free from the
+persecutions of this unreasonable man, and that he will let me manage my
+own little fortune to the best advantage; for which I will undertake to
+pay him a considerable pension every year, much more considerable than
+what he now gets by his oppressions; for he must needs find himself a
+loser at last, when he has drained me and my tenants so dry, that we shall
+not have a penny for him or ourselves. There is one imposition of his I
+had almost forgot, which I think unsufferable, and will appeal to you, or
+any reasonable person, whether it be so or not. I told you before, that by
+an old compact we agreed to have the same steward; at which time I
+consented likewise to regulate my family and estate by the same method
+with him, which he then showed me written down in form, and I approved
+of. Now, the turn he thinks fit to give this compact of ours is very
+extraordinary; for he pretends, that whatever orders he shall think fit to
+prescribe for the future in his family, he may, if he will, compel mine to
+observe them without asking my advice, or hearing my reasons.
+
+So that I must not make a lease without his consent, or give any
+directions for the well-governing of my family, but what he countermands
+whenever he pleases. This leaves me at such confusion and uncertainty,
+that my servants know not when to obey me; and my tenants, although many
+of them be very well-inclined, seem quite at a loss.
+
+But I am too tedious upon this melancholy subject, which however I hope
+you will forgive, since the happiness of my whole life depends upon it. I
+desire you will think awhile, and give your best advice what measures I
+shall take with prudence, justice, courage, and honour, to protect my
+liberty and fortune against the hardships and severities I lie under from
+that unkind, inconstant man.
+
+
+
+
+THE ANSWER TO THE INJURED LADY.
+
+
+MADAM,
+
+I have received your ladyship's letter, and carefully considered every
+part of it, and shall give you my opinion how you ought to proceed for
+your own security. But first I must beg leave to tell your ladyship, that
+you were guilty of an unpardonable weakness the other day, in making that
+offer to your lover of standing by him in any quarrel he might have with
+your rival. You know very well, that she began to apprehend he had designs
+of using her as he had done you; and common prudence might have directed
+you rather to have entered into some measures with her for joining against
+him, until he might at least be brought to some reasonable terms; but your
+invincible hatred to that lady has carried your resentments so high, as to
+be the cause of your ruin; yet if you please to consider, this aversion of
+yours began a good while before she became your rival, and was taken up by
+you and your family in a sort of compliment to your lover, who formerly
+had a great abhorrence of her. It is true, since that time you have
+suffered very much by her encroachments upon your estate,[38] but she
+never pretended to govern and direct you; and now you have drawn a new
+enemy upon yourself; for I think you may count upon all the ill offices
+she can possibly do you, by her credit with her husband; whereas, if,
+instead of openly declaring against her, without any provocation, you had
+but sat still awhile, and said nothing, that gentleman would have lessened
+his severity to you out of perfect fear. This weakness of yours you call
+generosity; but I doubt there was more in the matter: in short, madam, I
+have good reasons to think you were betrayed to it by the pernicious
+counsel of some about you; for to my certain knowledge, several of your
+tenants and servants to whom you have been very kind, are as arrant
+rascals as any in the country. I know the matters of fact, as you relate
+them, are true, and fairly represented.
+
+My advice therefore is this: get your tenants together as soon as you
+conveniently can, and make them agree to the following resolutions.
+
+First, that your family and servants have no dependence upon the said
+gentleman, farther than by the old agreement, which obliges you to have
+the same steward, and to regulate your household by such methods as you
+should both agree to.
+
+Secondly, that you will not carry your goods to the market of his town,
+unless you please, nor be hindered from carrying them anywhere else.
+
+Thirdly, that the servants you pay wages to shall live at home, or forfeit
+their places.
+
+Fourthly, that whatever lease you make to a tenant, it shall not be in his
+power to break it.
+
+If he will agree to these articles, I advise you to contribute as largely
+as you can to all charges of parish and county.
+
+I can assure you, several of that gentleman's ablest tenants and servants
+are against his severe usage of you and would be glad of an occasion to
+convince the rest of their error, if you will not be wanting to yourself.
+
+If the gentleman refuses these just and reasonable offers, pray let me
+know it, and perhaps I may think of something else that will be more
+effectual.
+
+ I am,
+ Madam,
+ Your Ladyship's, etc.
+
+
+
+
+A LETTER TO THE ARCHBISHOP OF DUBLIN,[39] CONCERNING THE WEAVERS.
+
+
+MY LORD,
+
+The corporation of weavers in the woollen manufacture, who have so often
+attended your Grace, and called upon me with their schemes and proposals,
+were with me on Thursday last; when he who spoke for the rest, and in the
+name of his absent brethren, said, "It was the opinion of the whole body,
+that if somewhat was written at this time, by an able hand, to persuade
+the people of this kingdom to wear their own woollen manufactures, it
+might be of good use to the nation in general, and preserve many hundreds
+of their trade from starving."
+
+To which I answered, "That it was hard for any man of common spirit to
+turn his thoughts to such speculations, without discovering a resentment,
+which people are too delicate to bear." For I will not deny to your Grace,
+that I cannot reflect on the singular condition of this country,
+different from all others upon the face of the earth, without some
+emotion; and without often examining, as I pass the streets, whether those
+animals which come in my way, with two legs and human faces, clad and
+erect, be of the same species with what I have seen very like them in
+England as to the outward shape, but differing in their notions, natures,
+and intellectuals, more than any two kinds of brutes in the forest; which
+any man of common prudence would immediately discover, by persuading them
+to define what they meant by law, liberty, property, courage, reason,
+loyalty, or religion.
+
+One thing, my lord, I am very confident of; that if God Almighty, for our
+sins, would most justly send us a pestilence, whoever should dare to
+discover his grief in public for such a visitation, would certainly be
+censured for disaffection to the government; for I solemnly profess that I
+do not know one calamity we have undergone these many years, which any
+man, whose opinions were not in fashion, dared to lament, without being
+openly charged with that imputation. And this is the harder, because
+although a mother, when she has corrected her child, may sometimes force
+it to kiss the rod, yet she will never give that power to the footboy or
+the scullion.
+
+My lord, there are two things for the people of this kingdom to consider;
+first, their present evil condition; and secondly, what can be done in
+some degree to remedy it.... I am weary of so many abortive projects for
+the advancement of trade; of so many crude proposals, in letters sent me
+from unknown hands; of so many contradictory speculations, about raising
+or sinking the value of gold and silver. I am not in the least sorry to
+hear of the great numbers going to America, although very much for the
+causes that drive them from us, since the uncontrolled maxim, "That people
+are the riches of a nation," is no maxim here under our circumstances. We
+have neither manufactures to employ them about, nor food to support them.
+If a private gentleman's income be sunk irretrievably for ever, from a
+hundred pounds to fifty, and he has no other method to supply the
+deficiency; I desire to know, my lord, whether such a person has any other
+course to take, than to sink half his expenses in every article of
+economy, to save himself from ruin and a gaol.
+
+Is not this more than doubly the case of Ireland, where the want of money,
+the irretrievable ruin of trade, with the other evils above-mentioned, and
+many more too well known and felt, and too numerous or invidious to be
+related, have been gradually sinking us, for above a dozen years past, to
+a degree, that we are at least by two-thirds in a worse condition than was
+ever known since the Revolution? Therefore, instead of dreams and projects
+for the advancing of trade, we have nothing left but to find out some
+expedient, whereby we may reduce our expenses to our incomes.
+
+Yet this procedure, allowed so necessary in all private families, and in
+its own nature so easy to put in practice, may meet with strong opposition
+by the cowardly slavish indulgence of the men, to the intolerable pride,
+arrogance, vanity, and luxury of the women; who, strictly adhering to the
+rules of modern education, seem to employ their whole stock of invention
+in contriving new arts of profusion, faster than the most parsimonious
+husband can afford: and, to compass this work the more effectually, their
+universal maxim is, to despise and detest everything of the growth of
+their own country, and most to value whatever comes from the very remotest
+parts of the globe. And I am convinced that if the virtuosi could once
+find out a world in the moon, with a passage to it, our women would wear
+nothing but what directly came from thence. The prime cost of wine yearly
+imported to Ireland is valued at thirty thousand pounds; and the tea
+(including coffee and chocolate) at five times that sum. The laces,
+silks, calicoes, and all other unnecessary ornaments for women, including
+English cloths and stuffs, added to the former articles, make up (to
+compute grossly) about four hundred thousand pounds. Now if we should
+allow the thirty thousand pounds, wherein the women have their share, and
+which is all we have to comfort us, and deduct seventy thousand pounds
+more for over-reaching, there would still remain three hundred thousand
+pounds, annually spent, for unwholesome drugs and unnecessary finery;
+which prodigious sum would be wholly saved, and many thousands of our
+miserable shopkeepers and manufacturers comfortably supported.
+
+Let speculative people bury their brains as they please, there is no other
+way to prevent this kingdom from sinking for ever, than by utterly
+renouncing all foreign dress and luxury.
+
+It is absolutely so in fact, that every husband of any fortune in the
+kingdom, is nourishing a poisonous, devouring serpent in his bosom, with
+all the mischief, but with none of its wisdom.
+
+If all the women were clad with the growth of their own country, they
+might still vie with each other in the course of foppery; and still have
+room left to vie with each other and equally show their wit and judgment,
+in deciding upon the variety of Irish stuffs. And if they could be
+contented with their native wholesome slops for breakfast, we should hear
+no more of the spleen, hysterics, colics, palpitations, and asthmas. They
+might still be allowed to ruin each other and their husbands at play,
+because the money lost would circulate among ourselves.
+
+My lord, I freely own it a wild imagination, that any words will cure the
+sottishness of men, or the vanity of women; but the kingdom is in a fair
+way of producing the most effectual remedy, when there will not be money
+left for the common course of buying and selling the very necessaries of
+life in our markets, unless we absolutely change the whole method of our
+proceedings.
+
+The corporation of weavers in woollen and silk, who have so frequently
+offered proposals both to your Grace and to me, are the hottest and
+coldest generation of men that I have known. About a month ago, they
+attended your Grace, when I had the honour to be with you; and designed me
+the same favour. They desired you would recommend to your clergy to wear
+gowns of Irish stuffs which might probably spread the example among all
+their brethren in the kingdom; and perhaps among the lawyers and gentlemen
+of the university, and among the citizens of those corporations who appear
+in gowns on solemn occasions. I then mentioned a kind of stuff, not above
+eightpence a yard, which I heard had been contrived by some of the trade,
+and was very convenient. I desired they would prepare some of that, or any
+sort of black stuff, on a certain day, when your Grace would appoint as
+many clergymen as could readily be found to meet at your palace; and there
+give their opinions; and that your Grace's visitation approaching, you
+could then have the best opportunity of seeing what could be done in a
+matter of such consequence, as they seemed to think, to the woollen
+manufacture. But instead of attending, as was expected, they came to me a
+fortnight after with a new proposal, that something should be written by
+an acceptable and able hand, to promote in general the wearing of home
+manufactures; and their civilities would fix that work upon me.
+
+I asked if they had prepared the stuffs, as they had promised, and your
+Grace expected; but they had not made the least step in the matter, nor,
+as it appears, thought of it more.
+
+I did, some years ago, propose to the masters and principal dealers in the
+home-manufactures of silk and wool, that they should meet together; and,
+after mature consideration, publish advertisements to the following
+purpose:--
+
+"That in order to encourage the wearing of Irish manufactures in silk and
+woollen, they gave notice to the nobility and gentry of the kingdom, that
+they, the undersigned, would enter into bonds, for themselves and for each
+other, to sell the several sorts of stuffs, cloths, and silks, made to the
+best perfection they were able, for certain fixed prices; and in such a
+manner, that if a child were sent to any of their shops, the buyer might
+be secure of the value and goodness and measure of the ware; and, lest
+this might be thought to look like a monopoly, any other member of the
+trade might be admitted, upon such conditions as should be agreed on. And
+if any person whatsoever should complain that he was ill-used, in the
+value and goodness of what he bought, the matter should be examined, the
+persons injured be fully satisfied by the whole corporation without delay,
+and the dishonest seller be struck out of the society, unless it appeared
+evidently that the failure proceeded only from mistake."
+
+The mortal danger is, that if these dealers could prevail, by the goodness
+and cheapness of their cloths and stuffs, to give a turn to the principal
+people of Ireland in favour of their goods; they would relapse into the
+knavish practice, peculiar to this kingdom, which is apt to run through
+all trades, even so low as a common ale-seller; who, as soon as he gets a
+vogue for his liquor, and outsells his neighbours, thinks his credit will
+put off the worst he can buy till his customers will come no more. Thus,
+I have known at London, in a general mourning, the drapers dye black all
+their damaged goods, and sell them at double rates; then complain, and
+petition the Court, that they are ready to starve by the continuance of
+the mourning.
+
+Therefore, I say, those principal weavers who would enter into such a
+compact as I have mentioned, must give sufficient security against all
+such practices; for if once the women can persuade their husbands that
+foreign goods, besides the finery, will be as cheap, and do more service,
+our last state will be worse than the first.
+
+I do not here pretend to digest perfectly the method by which these
+principal shopkeepers shall proceed, in such a proposal; but my meaning is
+clear enough, and cannot be reasonably objected against.
+
+We have seen what a destructive loss the kingdom received by the
+detestable fraud of the merchants, or northern linen weavers, or both;
+notwithstanding all the cares of the governor of that board, when we had
+an offer of commerce with the Spaniards for our linens to the value, as I
+am told, of thirty thousand pounds a year. But, while we deal like
+pedlars, we shall practise like pedlars, and sacrifice all honesty to the
+present urging advantage.
+
+What I have said may serve as an answer to the desire made me by the
+corporation of weavers, that I would offer my notions to the public. As to
+anything farther, let them apply themselves to the Parliament in their
+next session. Let them prevail on the House of Commons to grant one very
+reasonable request; and I shall think there is still some spirit left in
+the nation, when I read a vote to this purpose: "Resolved, _nemine
+contradicente_, That this House will, for the future, wear no clothes but
+such as are made of Irish growth, or of Irish manufacture, nor will permit
+their wives or children to wear any other; and that they will, to the
+utmost, endeavour to prevail with their friends, relations, dependents,
+and tenants, to follow their example." And if, at the same time, they
+could banish tea and coffee, and china-ware, out of their families, and
+force their wives to chat their scandal over an infusion of sage, or other
+wholesome domestic vegetables, we might possibly be able to subsist, and
+pay our absentees, pensioners, generals, civil officers, appeals,
+colliers, temporary travellers, students, school boys, splenetic visitors
+of Bath, Tunbridge, and Epsom, with all other smaller drains, by sending
+our crude, unwrought goods to England, and receiving from thence, and all
+other countries, nothing but what is fully manufactured, and keep a few
+potatoes and oatmeal for our own subsistence.
+
+I have been for a dozen years past wisely prognosticating the present
+condition of this kingdom; which any human creature of common sense could
+foretell, with as little sagacity as myself. My meaning is, that a
+consumptive body must needs die, which has spent all its spirits, and
+received no nourishment. Yet I am often tempted to pity, when I hear the
+poor farmer and cottager lamenting the hardness of the times, and imputing
+them either to one or two ill seasons, which better climates than ours are
+more exposed to; or to scarcity of silver, which, to a nation of liberty,
+would only be a slight and temporary inconvenience, to be removed at a
+month's warning.
+
+
+
+
+TWO LETTERS ON SUBJECTS RELATIVE TO THE IMPROVEMENT OF IRELAND.
+
+
+I.
+
+TO MESSRS. TRUMAN AND LAYFIELD.
+
+GENTLEMEN,--
+
+I am inclined to think that I received a letter from you two, last summer,
+directed to Dublin, while I was in the country, whither it was sent me;
+and I ordered an answer to it to be printed, but it seems it had little
+effect, and I suppose this will not have much more. But the heart of this
+people is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes
+they have closed. And, gentlemen, I am to tell you another thing: that the
+world is too regardless of what we write for public good; that after we
+have delivered our thoughts, without any prospect of advantage, or of
+reputation, which latter is not to be had but by subscribing our names, we
+cannot prevail upon a printer to be at the charge of sending it into the
+world unless we will be at all or half the expense; and although we are
+willing enough to bestow our labours, we think it unreasonable to be out
+of pocket; because it probably may not consist with the situation of our
+affairs.
+
+I do very much approve your good intentions, and in a great measure your
+manner of declaring them; and I do imagine you intended that the world
+should not only know your sentiments, but my answer, which I shall
+impartially give.... Although your letter be directed to me, yet I take
+myself to be only an imaginary person; for, although I conjecture I had
+formerly one from you, yet I never answered it otherwise than in print;
+neither was I at a loss to know the reasons why so many people of this
+kingdom were transporting themselves to America.
+
+And if this encouragement were owing to a pamphlet written, giving an
+account of the country of Pennsylvania, to tempt people to go thither, I
+do declare that those who were tempted, by such a narrative, to such a
+journey, were fools, and the author a most impudent knave; at least, if it
+be the same pamphlet I saw when it first came out, which is about
+twenty-five years ago, dedicated to William Penn (whom by a mistake you
+call "Sir William Penn,") and styling him, by authority of the Scripture,
+"Most noble Governor." For I was very well acquainted with Penn, and did,
+some years after, talk with him upon that pamphlet, and the impudence of
+the author, who spoke so many things in praise of the soil and climate,
+which Penn himself did absolutely contradict. For he did assure me, "That
+this country wanted the shelter of mountains, which left it open to the
+northern winds from Hudson's Bay and the Frozen Sea, which destroyed all
+plantations of trees, and was even pernicious to all common vegetables."
+But, indeed, New York, Virginia, and other parts less northward, or more
+defended by mountains, are described as excellent countries; but upon what
+conditions of advantage foreigners go thither, I am yet to seek. What
+evils our people avoid by running from hence, is easier to be determined.
+They conceive themselves to live under the tyranny of most cruel exacting
+landlords, who have no views farther than increasing their rent-rolls.
+Secondly, you complain of the want of trade, whereof you seem not to know
+the reason. Thirdly, you lament most justly the money spent by absentees
+in England. Fourthly, you complain that your linen manufacture declines.
+Fifthly, that your tithe collectors oppress you. Sixthly, that your
+children have no hopes of preferment in the church, the revenue, or the
+army; to which you might have added the law, and all civil employments
+whatsoever. Seventhly, you are undone for want of silver, and want all
+other money.
+
+I could easily add some other motives, which, to men of spirit, who desire
+and expect, and think they deserve the common privileges of human nature,
+would be of more force, than any you have yet named, to drive them out of
+this kingdom. But as these speculations may probably not much affect the
+brains of your people, I shall choose to let them pass unmentioned.... I
+must confess to you both, that if one reason of your people's deserting us
+be the despair of things growing better in their own country, I have not
+one syllable to answer; because that would be to hope for what is
+impossible, and so I have been telling the public these ten years. For
+there are events which must precede any such blessing; first, a liberty of
+trade; secondly, a share of preferments in all kinds, equal to the British
+natives; and thirdly, a return of those absentees, who take almost one
+half of the kingdom's revenue. As to the first and second, there is
+nothing left us but despair; and for the third, it will never happen till
+the kingdom has no money to send them; for which, in my own particular, I
+shall not be sorry. The exactions of landlords has indeed been a
+grievance of above twenty years' standing. But as to what you object about
+the severe clauses relating to the improvement, the fault lies wholly on
+the other side; for the landlords, either by their ignorance, or
+greediness of making large rent-rolls, have performed this matter so ill,
+as we see by experience, that there is not one tenant in five hundred who
+has made any improvement worth mentioning: for which I appeal to any man
+who rides through the kingdom, where little is to be found among the
+tenants but beggary and desolation; the cabins of the Scotch themselves,
+in Ulster, being as dirty and miserable as those of the wildest Irish.
+Whereas good firm penal laws for improvement, with a tolerable easy rent,
+and a reasonable period of time, would, in twenty years, have increased
+the rents of Ireland at least a third part of the intrinsic value. I am
+glad to hear you speak with some decency of the clergy, and to impute the
+exactions you lament to the managers or farmers of the tithes. But you
+entirely mistake the fact; for I defy the most wicked and most powerful
+clergyman in the kingdom to oppress the meanest farmer in the parish; and
+I defy the same clergyman to prevent himself from being cheated by the
+same farmer, whenever that farmer shall be disposed to be knavish or
+peevish.
+
+For, although the Ulster tithing-teller is more advantageous to the clergy
+than any other in the kingdom, yet the minister can demand no more than
+his tenth; and where the corn much exceeds the small tithes, as, except in
+some districts, I am told it always does, he is at the mercy of every
+stubborn farmer, especially of those whose sect as well as interest
+incline them to opposition. However, I take it that your people bent for
+America do not show the best side of their prudence in making this one
+part of their complaint; yet they are so far wise, as not to make the
+payment of tithes a scruple of conscience, which is too gross for any
+Protestant dissenter, except a Quaker, to pretend. But do your people
+indeed think, that if tithes were abolished, or delivered into the hands
+of the landlord, after the blessed manner in the Scotch spiritual economy,
+the tenant would sit easier in his rent under the same person, who must be
+lord of the soil and of the tithe together?
+
+I am ready enough to grant, that the oppression of landlords, the utter
+ruin of trade, with its necessary consequences, the want of money, half
+the revenues of the kingdom spent abroad, the continued dearth of three
+years, and the strong delusion in your people by false allurement from
+America, may be the chief motives of their eagerness after such an
+expedition. But there is likewise another temptation, which is not of
+inconsiderable weight; which is their itch of living in a country where
+their sect is predominant, and where their eyes and consciences will not
+be offended by the stumbling block of ceremonies, habits, and spiritual
+titles. But I was surprised to find that those calamities, whereof we are
+innocent, have been sufficient to drive many families out of their
+country, who had no reason to complain of oppressive landlords. For, while
+I was last year in the northern parts, a person of quality, whose estate
+was let above twenty years ago, and then at a very reasonable rent, some
+for leases of lives, and some perpetuities, did, in a few months, purchase
+eleven of those leases at a very inconsiderable price, although they were,
+two years ago, reckoned to pay but half value; whence it is manifest that
+our present miserable condition, and the dismal prospect of worse, with
+other reasons above assigned, are sufficient to put men upon trying this
+desperate experiment of changing the scene they are in, although landlords
+should, by a miracle, become less inhuman.
+
+There is hardly a scheme proposed for improving the trade of this kingdom,
+which does not manifestly show the stupidity and ignorance of the
+proposer, and I laugh with contempt at those weak wise heads, who proceed
+upon general maxims, or advise us to follow the examples of Holland and
+England. These empirics talk by rote, without understanding the
+constitution of the kingdom: as if a physician, knowing that exercise
+contributed much to health, should prescribe to his patient under a severe
+fit of the gout, to walk ten miles every morning. The directions for
+Ireland are very short and plain: to encourage agriculture and home
+consumption, and utterly discard all importations which are not absolutely
+necessary for health or life. And how few necessaries, conveniences, or
+even comforts of life, are denied us by nature, or not to be attained by
+labour and industry! Are those detestable extravagances of Flanders lace,
+English cloths made of our own wool, and other goods, Italian or Indian
+silks, tea, coffee, chocolate, chinaware, and that profusion of wines, by
+the knavery of merchants growing dearer every season, with a hundred
+unnecessary fopperies, better known to others than me, are these, I say,
+fit for us, any more than for the beggar who could not eat his veal
+without oranges?
+
+Is it not the highest indignity to human nature, that men should be such
+poltroons as to suffer the kingdom and themselves to be undone by the
+vanity, the folly, the pride, and wantonness of their wives, who, under
+their present corruptions, seem to be a kind of animal, suffered, for our
+sins, to be sent into the world for the destruction of families,
+societies, and kingdoms, and whose whole study seems directed to be as
+expensive as they possibly can, in every useless article of living; who,
+by long practice, can reconcile the most pernicious foreign drugs to their
+health and pleasure, provided they are but expensive, as starlings grow
+fat with henbane; who contract a robustness by mere practice of sloth and
+luxury; who can play deep several hours after midnight, sleep beyond noon,
+revel upon Indian poisons, and spend the revenues of a moderate family to
+adorn a nauseous, unwholesome, living carcase? Let those few who are not
+concerned in any part of this accusation, suppose it unsaid; let the rest
+take it among them. Gracious God, in His mercy, look down upon a nation so
+shamefully besotted!...
+
+Is there any mortal who can show me, under the circumstances we stand with
+our neighbours, under their inclinations towards us, under laws never to
+be repealed, under the desolation caused by absentees, under many other
+circumstances not to be mentioned, that this kingdom can ever be a nation
+of trade, or subsist by any other method than that of a reduced family, by
+the utmost parsimony?...
+
+
+II.
+
+ANSWER TO SEVERAL LETTERS SENT FROM UNKNOWN HANDS. 1729.
+
+I am very well pleased with the good opinion you express of me, and wish
+it were any way in my power to answer your expectations, for the service
+of my country. I have carefully read your several schemes and proposals,
+which you think should be offered to Parliament. In answer, I will assure
+you, that, in another place, I have known very good proposals rejected
+with contempt by public assemblies, merely because they were offered from
+without doors, and yours, perhaps, might have the same fate, especially if
+handed to the public by me, who am not acquainted with three members, nor
+have the least interest with one. My printers have been twice prosecuted,
+to my great expense, on account of discourses I writ for the public
+service, without the least reflection on parties or persons, and the
+success I had in those of the Drapier, was not owing to my abilities, but
+to a lucky juncture, when the fuel was ready for the first hand that would
+be at the pains of kindling it. It is true, both those envenomed
+prosecutions were the workmanship of a judge, who is now gone _to his own
+place_. But, let that be as it will, I am determined, henceforth never to
+be the instrument of leaving an innocent man at the mercy of that bench.
+It is certain there are several particulars relating to this kingdom (I
+have mentioned a few of them in one of my Drapier's letters), which it
+were heartily to be wished that the Parliament would take under their
+consideration, such as will no way interfere with England, otherwise than
+to its advantage.
+
+The first I shall mention, is touched at in a letter which I received from
+one of you, gentlemen, about the highways; which, indeed, are almost
+everywhere scandalously neglected. I know a very rich man in this city, a
+true lover and saver of his money, who, being possessed of some adjacent
+lands, has been at great charge in repairing effectually the roads that
+lead to them, and, has assured me that his lands are thereby advanced four
+or five shillings an acre, by which he gets treble interest. But,
+generally speaking, all over the kingdom the roads are deplorable, and,
+what is more particularly barbarous there is no sort of provision made for
+travellers on foot; no, not near the city, except in a very few places,
+and in a most wretched manner: whereas the English are so particularly
+careful in this point, that you may travel there a hundred miles with less
+inconvenience than one mile here. But, since this may be thought too
+great a reformation, I shall only speak of roads for horses, carriages,
+and cattle.
+
+Ireland is, I think, computed to be one-third smaller than England; yet,
+by some natural disadvantages, it would not bear quite the same proportion
+in value, with the same encouragement. However, it has so happened, for
+many years past, that it never arrived to above one-eleventh part in point
+of riches, and of late, by the continual decrease of trade, and the
+increase of absentees, with other circumstances not here to be mentioned,
+hardly to a fifteenth part; at least, if my calculations be right, which I
+doubt are a little too favourable on our side.
+
+Now, supposing day-labour to be cheaper by one half here than in England,
+and our roads, by the nature of our carriages, and the desolation of our
+country, to be not worn and beaten above one-eighth part so much as those
+of England, which is a very moderate computation, I do not see why the
+mending of them would be a greater burden to this kingdom than to that.
+
+There have been, I believe, twenty Acts of Parliament, in six or seven
+years of the late King, for mending long tracts of impassable ways in
+several counties of England, by erecting turnpikes, and receiving
+passage-money in a manner that everybody knows.
+
+If what I have advanced be true, it would be hard to give a reason against
+the same practice here; since the necessity is as great, the advantage, in
+proportion, perhaps much greater, the materials of stone and gravel as
+easy to be found, and the workmanship, at least, twice as cheap.
+
+Besides, the work may be done gradually, with allowances for the poverty
+of the nation, by so many perch a-year; but with a special care to
+encourage skill and diligence, and to prevent fraud in the undertakers, to
+which we are too liable, and which are not always confined to those of the
+meaner sort; but against these, no doubt, the wisdom of the nation may and
+will provide. Another evil, which, in my opinion, deserves the public
+care, is the ill management of the bogs; the neglect whereof is a much
+greater mischief to this kingdom than most people seem to be aware of.
+
+It is allowed, indeed, by those who are esteemed most skilful in such
+matters, that the red, swelling mossy bog, whereof we have so many large
+tracts in this island, is not by any means to be fully reduced; but the
+skirts, which are covered with a green coat, easily may, being not
+accretion, or annual growth of moss, like the other.
+
+Now, the landlords are generally so careless as to suffer their tenants
+to cut their turf in these skirts, as well as the bog adjoined; whereby
+there is yearly lost a considerable quantity of land throughout the
+kingdom, never to be recovered.
+
+But this is not the greatest part of the mischief; for the main bog,
+although, perhaps, not reducible to natural soil, yet, by continuing
+large, deep, straight canals through the middle, cleaned at proper times
+as low as the channel or gravel, would become secure summer-pasture; the
+margins might, with great profit and ornament, be filled with quickens,
+birch, and other trees proper for such a soil, and the canals be
+convenient for water-carriage of the turf, which is now drawn upon
+sled-cars, with great expense, difficulty, and loss of time, by reason of
+the many turf-pits scattered irregularly through the bog, wherein great
+numbers of cattle are yearly drowned. And it has been, I confess, to me a
+matter of the greatest vexation, as well as wonder, to think how any
+landlord could be so absurd as suffer such havoc to be made.
+
+All the acts for encouraging plantations of forest-trees are, I am told,
+extremely defective; which, with great submission, must have been owing to
+a defect of skill in the contrivers of them. In this climate, by the
+continual blowing of the west-south-west wind, hardly any tree of value
+will come to perfection that is not planted in groves, except very rarely,
+and where there is much land-shelter. I have not, indeed, read all the
+acts; but, from inquiry, I cannot learn that the planting in groves is
+enjoined. And as to the effects of these laws, I have not seen the least,
+in many hundred miles' riding, except about a very few gentlemen's houses,
+and even those with very little skill or success. In all the rest, the
+hedges generally miscarry, as well as the larger, slender twigs planted
+upon the tops of ditches, merely for want of common skill and care.
+
+I do not believe that a greater and quicker profit could be made, than by
+planting large groves of ash a few feet asunder, which in seven years
+would make the best kind of hop-poles, and grow in the same or less time
+to a second crop from their roots.
+
+It would likewise be of great use and beauty in our desert scenes, to
+oblige cottagers to plant ash or elm before their cabins, and round their
+potato-gardens, where cattle either do not or ought not to come to destroy
+them.
+
+The common objection against all this, drawn from the laziness, the
+perverseness, or thievish disposition of the poor native Irish, might be
+easily answered by showing the true reasons for such accusations, and how
+easily those people may be brought to a less savage manner of life; but
+my printers have already suffered too much for my speculations.
+
+However, supposing the size of a native's understanding just equal to that
+of a dog or a horse, I have often seen those two animals civilized by
+rewards, at least as much as by punishments.
+
+It would be a noble achievement to abolish the Irish language in this
+kingdom, so far at least as to oblige all the natives to speak only
+English on every occasion of business, in shops, markets, fairs, and other
+places of dealing: yet I am wholly deceived, if this might not be
+effectually done in less than half an age, and at a very trifling expense;
+for such I look upon a tax to be of only six thousand pounds a-year, to
+accomplish so great a work. This would, in a great measure, civilize the
+most barbarous among them, reconcile them to our customs and manner of
+living, and reduce great numbers to the national religion, whatever kind
+may then happen to be established.
+
+This method is plain and simple; and although I am too desponding to
+produce it, yet I could heartily wish some public thoughts were employed
+to reduce this uncultivated people from that idle, savage, beastly,
+thievish manner of life, in which they continue sunk to such a degree,
+that it is almost impossible for a country gentleman to find a servant of
+human capacity, or the least tincture of natural honesty, or who does not
+live among his own tenants in continual fear of having his plantations
+destroyed, his cattle stolen, and his goods pilfered.
+
+The love, affection, or vanity of living in England, continuing to carry
+thither so many wealthy families, the consequences thereof, together with
+the utter loss of all trade, except what is detrimental, which has forced
+such great numbers of weavers, and others, to seek their bread in foreign
+countries; the unhappy practice of stocking such vast quantities of land
+with sheep and other cattle, which reduces twenty families to one; those
+events, I say, have exceedingly depopulated this kingdom for several years
+past. I should heartily wish therefore, under this miserable dearth of
+money, that those who are most concerned would think it advisable to save
+a hundred thousand pounds a year, which is now sent out of this kingdom,
+to feed us with corn. There is not an older or more uncontroverted maxim
+in the politics of all wise nations, than that of encouraging agriculture;
+and therefore, to what kind of wisdom a practice so directly contrary
+among us may be reduced I am by no means a judge. If labour and people
+make the true riches of a nation, what must be the issue where one part
+of the people are forced away, and the other have nothing to do?
+
+If it should be thought proper by wiser heads, that his Majesty might be
+applied to in a national way, for giving the kingdom leave to coin
+halfpence for its own use, I believe no good subject will be under the
+least apprehension that such a request could meet with refusal, or the
+least delay. Perhaps we are the only kingdom upon earth, or that ever was
+or will be upon earth, which did not enjoy that common right of civil
+society, under the proper inspection of its prince or legislature, to coin
+money of all usual metals for its own occasions. Every petty prince in
+Germany, vassal to the Emperor, enjoys this privilege. And I have seen in
+this kingdom several silver pieces, with the inscription of CIVITAS
+WATERFORD, DROGHEDAGH, and other towns.
+
+
+
+
+THE PRESENT MISERABLE STATE OF IRELAND.
+
+
+This letter was addressed to Sir Robert Walpole on Swift's return to
+Ireland in 1726 before his final rupture with the Premier the following
+year. Swift endeavoured to combat the English prejudices of the minister
+on the mode of managing Ireland, seeking the emancipation of his country
+rather than personal advancement. Here he seems to assume the character of
+the Drapier besides adding his initials.
+
+
+SIR,
+
+By the last packets I had the favour of yours, and am surprised that you
+should apply to a person so ill-qualified as I am, for a full and
+impartial account of the state of our trade. I have always lived as
+retired as possible; I have carefully avoided the perplexed honour of
+city-offices; I have never minded anybody's business but my own; upon all
+which accounts, and several others, you might easily have found among my
+fellow-citizens, persons more capable to resolve the weighty questions you
+put to me than I can pretend to be. But being entirely at leisure, even at
+this season of the year, when I used to have scarce time sufficient to
+perform the necessary offices of life, I will endeavour to comply with
+your requests, cautioning you not implicitly to rely upon what I say,
+excepting what belongs to that branch of trade in which I am more
+immediately concerned.
+
+The Irish trade is, at present, in the most deplorable condition that can
+be imagined; to remedy it, the causes of its languishment must be inquired
+into. But as those causes (you may assure yourself) will not be removed,
+you may look upon it as a thing past hope of recovery.
+
+The first and greatest shock our trade received was from an act passed in
+the reign of King William, in the Parliament of England, prohibiting the
+exportation of wool manufactured in Ireland, an act (as the event plainly
+shows) fuller of greediness than good policy; an act as beneficial to
+France and Spain, as it has been destructive to England and Ireland. At
+the passing of this fatal act, the condition of our trade was glorious and
+flourishing, though no way interfering with the English; we made no
+broadcloths above 6_s._ per yard; coarse druggets, bays and shalloons,
+worsted damasks, strong draught-works, slight half-works, and gaudy
+stuffs, were the only products of our looms: these were partly consumed by
+the meanest of our people, and partly sent to the northern nations, from
+which we had in exchange timber, iron, hemp, flax, pitch, tar, and hard
+dollars. At the time the current money of Ireland was foreign silver, a
+man could hardly receive 100_l._, without finding the coin of all the
+northern powers, and every prince of the empire among it.
+
+This money was returned into England for fine cloths silks, &c., for our
+own wear, for rent, for coals, for hardware, and all other English
+manufactures, and in a great measure supplied the London merchants with
+foreign silver for exportation.
+
+The repeated clamours of the English weavers produced this act, so
+destructive to themselves and us.
+
+They looked with envious eyes upon our prosperity, and complained of being
+undersold by us in those commodities which themselves did not deal in. At
+their instances the act was passed, and we lost our profitable northern
+trade. Have they got it? No; surely you have found out they have ever
+since declined in the trade they so happily possessed? You shall find (if
+I am rightly informed) towns without one loom in them, which subsisted
+entirely upon the woollen manufactory before the passing of this unhappy
+bill; and I will try if I can give the true reasons for the decay of their
+trade, and our calamities.
+
+Three parts in four of the inhabitants of that district of the town where
+I dwell were English manufacturers, whom either misfortunes in trade,
+little petty debts contracted through idleness, or the pressures of a
+numerous family, had driven into our cheap country. These were employed in
+working up our coarse wool, while the finest was sent into England.
+Several of these had taken the children of the native Irish apprentices to
+them, who being humbled by the forfeiture of upward of three millions by
+the Revolution, were obliged to stoop to a mechanic industry. Upon the
+passing of this bill, we were obliged to dismiss thousands of these people
+from our service. Those who had settled their affairs returned home, and
+overstocked England with workmen; those whose debts were unsatisfied went
+to France, Spain, and the Netherlands, where they met with good
+encouragement, whereby the natives, having got a firm footing in the
+trade, being acute fellows, soon became as good workmen as any we have,
+and supply the foreign manufactories with a constant recruit of artisans;
+our island lying much more under pasture than any in Europe. The
+foreigners (notwithstanding all the restrictions the English Parliament
+has bound us up with) are furnished with the greatest quantity of our
+choicest wool. I need not tell you, sir, that a custom-house oath is held
+as little sacred here as in England, or that it is common for masters of
+vessels to swear themselves bound for one of the English wool-ports, and
+unload in France or Spain. By this means the trade in those ports is, in a
+great measure, destroyed, and we were obliged to try our hands at finer
+works, having only our own consumption to depend upon; and I can assure
+you we have, in several kinds of narrow goods, even exceeded the English,
+and I believe we shall in a few years more, be able to equal them in
+broadcloths; but this you may depend upon, that scarce the tenth part of
+English goods are now imported, of what used to be before the famous act.
+
+The only manufactured wares we are allowed to export, are linen cloth and
+linen yarn, which are marketable only in England; the rest of our
+commodities are wool, restrained to England, and raw hides, skins, tallow,
+beef, and butter. Now these are things for which the northern nations
+have no occasion; we are therefore obliged, instead of carrying woollen
+goods to their markets, and bringing home money, to purchase their
+commodities.
+
+In France, Spain, and Portugal, our wares are more valuable, though it
+must be owned, our fraudulent trade in wool is the best branch of our
+commerce; from hence we get wines, brandy, and fruit, very cheap, and in
+great perfection; so that though England has constrained us to be poor,
+they have given us leave to be merry. From these countries we bring home
+moydores, pistoles, and louisdores, without which we should scarce have a
+penny to turn upon.
+
+To England we are allowed to send nothing but linen cloth, yarn, raw
+hides, skins, tallow, and wool. From thence we have coals, for which we
+always pay ready money, India goods, English woollen and silks, tobacco,
+hardware, earthenware, salt, and several other commodities. Our
+exportations to England are very much overbalanced by our importations; so
+that the course of exchange is generally too high, and people choose
+rather to make their remittances to England in specie, than by a bill, and
+our nation is perpetually drained of its little running cash.
+
+Another cause of the decay of trade, scarcity of money, and swelling of
+exchange, is the unnatural affectation of our gentry to reside in and
+about London. Their rents are remitted to them, and spent there. The
+countryman wants employment from them; the country shopkeeper wants their
+custom. For this reason he can't pay his Dublin correspondent readily, nor
+take off a great quantity of his wares. Therefore the Dublin merchant
+can't employ the artisan, nor keep up his credit in foreign markets.
+
+I have discoursed some of these gentlemen, persons esteemed for good
+sense, and demanded a reason for this, their so unaccountable
+proceeding--expensive to them for the present, ruinous to their country,
+and destructive to the future value of their estates--and find all their
+answers summed up under three heads, curiosity, pleasure, and loyalty to
+King George. The two first excuses deserve no answer; let us try the
+validity of the third. Would not loyalty be much better expressed by
+gentlemen staying in their respective counties, influencing their
+dependents by their examples, saving their own wealth, and letting their
+neighbours profit by their necessary expenses, thereby keeping them from
+misery and its unavoidable consequence, discontent? Or is it better to
+flock to London, be lost in a crowd, kiss the King's hand, and take a view
+of the royal family? The seeing of the royal house may animate their zeal
+for it; but other advantages I know not. What employment have any of our
+gentlemen got by their attendance at Court, to make up to them their
+expenses? Why, about forty of them have been created peers, and a little
+less than a hundred of them baronets and knights. For these excellent
+advantages, thousands of our gentry have squeezed their tenants,
+impoverished the trader, and impaired their own fortunes! Another great
+calamity is the exorbitant raising of the rents of lands. Upon the
+determination of all leases made before the year 1690, a gentleman thinks
+he has but indifferently improved his estate if he has only doubled his
+rent-roll. Farms are screwed up to a rack-rent--leases granted but for a
+small term of years--tenants tied down to hard conditions, and discouraged
+from cultivating the lands they occupy to the best advantage, by the
+certainty they have of their rent being raised on the expiration of their
+lease, proportionably to the improvements they shall make. Thus is honest
+industry restrained; the farmer is a slave to his landlord; 'tis well if
+he can cover his family with a coarse, home-spun frieze. The artisan has
+little dealings with him; yet he is obliged to take his provisions from
+him at an extravagant price, otherwise the farmer cannot pay his rent.
+
+The proprietors of lands keep great part of them in their own hands for
+sheep-pasture; and there are thousands of poor wretches who think
+themselves blessed, if they can obtain a hut worse than the squire's
+dog-kennel, and an acre of ground for a potato plantation, on condition of
+being as very slaves as any in America. What can be more deplorable than
+to behold wretches starving in the midst of plenty?
+
+We are apt to charge the Irish with laziness, because we seldom find them
+employed; but then we don't consider they have nothing to do.
+
+Sir William Temple, in his excellent remarks on the United Provinces,
+inquires, why Holland, which has the fewest and worst ports and
+commodities of any nation in Europe, should abound in trade, and Ireland,
+which has the most and best of both, should have none? This great man
+attributes this surprising accident to the natural aversion man has for
+labour; who will not be persuaded to toil and fatigue himself for the
+superfluities of life throughout the week, when he may provide himself
+with all necessary subsistence by the labour of a day or two. But, with
+due submission to Sir William's profound judgment, the want of trade with
+us is rather owing to the cruel restraints we lie under, than to any
+disqualifications whatsoever in our inhabitants. I have not, sir, for
+these thirty years past, since I was concerned in trade (the greatest part
+of which time distresses have been flowing in upon us), ever observed them
+to swell so suddenly to such a height as they have done within these few
+months. Our present calamities are not to be represented; you can have no
+notion of them without beholding them. Numbers of miserable objects crowd
+our doors, begging us to take their wares at any price, to prevent their
+families from immediate starving. We cannot part with our money to them,
+both because we know not when we shall have vent for our goods, and as
+there are no debts paid, we are afraid of reducing ourselves to their
+lamentable circumstances. The dismal time of trade we had during Marr's
+Troubles in Scotland, are looked upon as happy days when compared with the
+present. I need not tell you, sir, that this griping want, this dismal
+poverty, this additional woe, must be put to the accursed stocks, which
+have desolated our country more effectually than England. Stock-jobbing
+was a kind of traffic we were utterly unacquainted with. We went late to
+the South Sea market, and bore a great share in the losses of it, without
+having tasted any of its profits.
+
+If many in England have been ruined by stocks, some have been advanced.
+The English have a free and open trade to repair their losses; but, above
+all, a wise, vigilant, and uncorrupted Parliament and ministry,
+strenuously endeavouring to restore public trade to its former happy
+state. Whilst we, having lost the greatest part of our cash, without any
+probability of its returning, must despair of retrieving our losses by
+trade, and have before our eyes the dismal prospect of universal poverty
+and desolation.
+
+I believe, sir, you are by this time heartily tired with this indigested
+letter, and are firmly persuaded of the truth of what I said in the
+beginning of it, that you had much better have imposed this task on some
+of our citizens of greater abilities. But perhaps, sir, such a letter as
+this may be, for the singularity of it, entertaining to you, who
+correspond with the politest and most learned men in Europe. But I am
+satisfied you will excuse its want of exactness and perspicuity when you
+consider my education, my being unaccustomed to writings of this nature,
+and, above all, those calamitous objects which constantly surround us,
+sufficient to disturb the clearest imagination, and the soundest judgment.
+
+Whatever cause I have given you, by this letter, to think worse of my
+sense and judgment, I fancy I have given you a manifest proof that I am,
+sir,
+
+ Your most obedient, humble servant,
+ J. S.
+
+
+
+
+"A PROPOSAL FOR THE UNIVERSAL USE OF IRISH MANUFACTURES." 1720.
+
+
+The social condition of Ireland at the above period has been already
+briefly described. When the landlord class were degraded and the tenantry
+debased by the iniquitous laws of Charles II. and William III., which
+suppressed the trade of the country, the oppressed people found in Swift a
+mouthpiece for their wrongs. The above proposal was the voice of the
+nation rendered articulate by his utterance. It proposes in effect a
+reprisal on England for her restrictions, by a refusal to use anything
+that comes thence. A confederation is to be formed, pledged to use nothing
+that is not of Irish manufacture. Everything, he trusts, will be burned
+that comes from England, except the people and the coals. Swift's proposal
+was faulty in political economy. Of this the age knew little, and Swift
+cared less. The printer of this pamphlet was prosecuted. The Chief Justice
+(Whitshed) sent back the jury nine times, and kept them eleven hours
+before they would consent to bring in a "special verdict." The
+unpopularity of the prosecution became so great that it was at last
+dropped.
+
+
+A PROPOSAL FOR THE UNIVERSAL USE OF IRISH MANUFACTURE,
+
+_In clothes and furniture of houses, &c._
+
+Utterly rejecting and renouncing everything wearable that comes from
+England. 1720.
+
+It is the peculiar felicity and prudence of the people in this kingdom,
+that whatever commodities and productions lie under the greatest
+discouragements from England, those are what they are sure to be most
+industrious in cultivating and spreading.
+
+Agriculture, which has been the principal care of all wise nations, and
+for the encouragement whereof there are so many statute laws in England,
+we countenance so well, that the landlords are everywhere, by penal
+clauses, absolutely prohibiting their tenants from ploughing;[40] not
+satisfied to confine them within certain limitations, as is the practice
+of the English: one effect of which is already seen in the prodigious
+dearness of corn, and the importation of it from London, as the cheaper
+market. And because people are the riches of a country, and that our
+neighbours have done, and are doing, all that in them lies to make our
+wool a drug to us, and a monopoly to them; therefore, the politic
+gentlemen of Ireland have depopulated vast tracts of the best land for the
+feeding of sheep.
+
+I could fill a volume as large as the history of the Wise Men of Gotham,
+with a catalogue only of some wonderful laws and customs we have observed
+within thirty years past. It is true, indeed, our beneficial traffic of
+wool with France has been our only support for several years, furnishing
+us with all the little money we have to pay our rents, and go to market.
+But our merchants assure me, this trade has received a great damp by the
+present fluctuating condition of the coin in France; and that most of
+their wine is paid for in specie, without carrying thither any commodity
+from hence.
+
+However, since we are so universally bent upon enlarging our flocks, it
+may be worth inquiring what we shall do with our wool, in case Barnstaple
+should be overstocked, and our French commerce should fail.
+
+I could wish the Parliament had thought fit to have suspended their
+regulation of church matters, and enlargements of the prerogative, until a
+more convenient time, because they did not appear very pressing, at least
+to the persons principally concerned; and, instead of these great
+refinements in politics and divinity, had amused themselves and their
+committees a little with the state of the nation. For example: What if the
+House of Commons had thought fit to make a resolution, _nemine
+contradicente_, against wearing any cloth or stuff in their families,
+which were not of the growth and manufacture of this kingdom? What if they
+had extended it so far as utterly to exclude all silks, velvets, calicoes,
+and the whole lexicon of female fopperies; and declared, that whoever
+acted otherwise should be deemed and reputed an enemy to the nation? What
+if they had sent up such a resolution to be agreed to by the House of
+Lords, and by their own practice and encouragement, spread the execution
+of it in their several countries? What if we should agree to make burying
+in woollen a fashion, as our neighbours have made it a law? What if the
+ladies would be content with Irish stuffs for the furniture of their
+houses, for gowns and petticoats for themselves and their daughters? Upon
+the whole, and to crown all the rest, let a firm resolution be taken, by
+male and female, never to appear with one single shred that comes from
+England, and let all the people say AMEN.
+
+I hope and believe, that nothing could please his Majesty better than to
+hear that his loyal subjects of both sexes in this kingdom celebrated his
+birthday (now approaching) universally clad in their own manufacture. Is
+there virtue enough left in this deluded people to save them from the
+brink of ruin? If men's opinions may be taken, the ladies will look as
+handsome in stuffs as in brocades; and since all will be equal, there may
+be room enough to employ their wit and fancy, in choosing and matching
+patterns and colours.
+
+I heard the late Archbishop of Tuam mention a pleasant observation of
+somebody's, that Ireland would never be happy, till a law were made for
+burning everything that came from England, except their people and their
+coals.
+
+I must confess, that as to the former, I should not be sorry if they would
+stay at home; and for the latter, I hope in a little time we shall have no
+occasion for them.
+
+ Non tanti mitra est, non tanti judicis ostrum--
+
+but I should rejoice to see a stay-lace from England be thought
+scandalous, and become a topic for censure at visits and tea-tables.
+
+If the unthinking shopkeepers in this town had not been utterly destitute
+of common sense, they would have made some proposal to the Parliament,
+with a petition to the purpose I have mentioned; promising to improve the
+cloths and stuffs of the nation into all possible degrees of fineness and
+colours, and engaging not to play the knave, according to their custom, by
+exacting and imposing upon the nobility and gentry, either as to the
+prices or the goodness.
+
+For I remember, in London, upon a general mourning, the rascally mercers
+and woollen-drapers would in twenty-four hours raise their cloths and
+silks to above a double price, and if the mourning continued long, then
+come whining with petitions to the court, that they were ready to starve,
+and their fineries lay upon their hands.
+
+I could wish our shopkeepers would immediately think on this proposal,
+addressing it to all persons of quality and others; but, first, be sure to
+get somebody who can write sense, to put it into form.
+
+I think it needless to exhort the clergy to follow this good example;
+because, in a little time, those among them who are so unfortunate as to
+have had their birth and education in this country, will think themselves
+abundantly happy when they can afford Irish crape, and an Athlone hat; and
+as to the others, I shall not presume to direct them. I have, indeed, seen
+the present Archbishop of Dublin clad from head to foot in our own
+manufacture; and yet, under the rose be it spoken, his Grace deserves as
+good a gown as if he had not been born among us.
+
+I have not courage enough to offer one syllable on this subject to their
+honours of the army; neither have I sufficiently considered the great
+importance of scarlet and gold lace.
+
+The fable in Ovid of Arachne and Pallas is to this purpose.--The goddess
+had heard of one Arachne, a young virgin, very famous for spinning and
+weaving. They both met upon a trial of skill; and Pallas, finding herself
+almost equalled in her own art, stung with rage and envy, knocked her
+rival down, and turned her into a spider; enjoining her to spin and weave
+for ever out of her own bowels, and in a very narrow compass.
+
+I confess, that, from a boy, I always pitied poor Arachne, and could never
+heartily love the goddess, on account of so cruel and unjust a sentence;
+which, however, is fully executed upon us by England, with farther
+additions of rigour and severity; for the greatest part of our bowels and
+vitals is extracted, without allowing us the liberty of spinning and
+weaving them.
+
+The Scripture tells us, that "oppression makes a wise man mad;" therefore,
+consequently speaking, the reason why some men are not mad is because they
+are not wise. However it were to be wished, that oppression would in time
+teach a little wisdom to fools.
+
+I was much delighted with a person, who has a great estate in this
+kingdom, upon his complaints to me, how grievously poor England suffers by
+impositions from Ireland:--That we convey our wool to France, in spite of
+all the harpies at the custom-house; that Mr. Shuttleworth and others, on
+the Cheshire coast, are such fools to sell us their bark at a good price
+for tanning our own hides into leather; with other enormities of the like
+weight and kind. To which I will venture to add more:--That the mayoralty
+of this city is always executed by an inhabitant, and often by a native,
+which might as well be done by a deputy with a moderate salary, whereby
+poor England loses at least one thousand pounds a-year upon the balance;
+that the governing of this kingdom costs the Lord-Lieutenant three
+thousand six hundred pounds a year--so much net loss to poor England; that
+the people of Ireland presume to dig for coals on their own grounds; and
+the farmers in the county of Wicklow send their turf to the very market
+of Dublin, to the great discouragement of the coal trade of Mostyn and
+Whitehaven; that the revenues of the post-office here, so righteously
+belonging to the English treasury, as arising chiefly from our commerce
+with each other, should be remitted to London clogged with that grievous
+burden of exchange; and the pensions paid out of the Irish revenues to
+English favourites, should lie under the same disadvantage, to the great
+loss of the grantees. When a divine is sent over to a bishopric here, with
+the hopes of five-and-twenty hundred pounds a year, and, upon his arrival,
+he finds, alas! a dreadful discount of ten or twelve per cent.; a judge,
+or a commissioner of the revenue, has the same cause of complaint....
+These are a few among the many hardships we put upon that poor kingdom of
+England, for which, I am confident, every honest man wishes a remedy. And
+I hear there is a project on foot for transporting our best wheaten straw,
+by sea and land carriage, to Dunstable, and obliging us, by a law, to take
+off yearly so many ton of straw hats, for the use of our women; which will
+be a great encouragement to the manufacture of that industrious town.
+
+I should be glad to learn among the divines, whether a law to bind men
+without their own consent be obligatory _in foro conscientiæ_; because I
+find Scripture, Sanderson, and Suarez, are wholly silent on the matter.
+The oracle of reason, the great law of nature, and general opinion of
+civilians, wherever they treat of limited governments, are indeed decisive
+enough.
+
+It is wonderful to observe the bias among our people in favour of things,
+persons, and wares of all kinds, that come from England. The printer tells
+his hawkers, that he has got an excellent new song just brought from
+London. I have somewhat of a tendency that way myself; and, upon hearing a
+coxcomb from thence displaying himself, with great volubility, upon the
+park, the playhouse, the opera, the gaming ordinaries, it was apt to beget
+in me a kind of veneration for his parts and accomplishments. It is not
+many years since I remember a person, who, by his style and literature,
+seems to have been the corrector of a hedge-press in some blind alley
+about Little Britain, proceed gradually to be an author, at least a
+translator of a lower rate, although somewhat of a larger bulk, than any
+that now flourishes in Grub Street; and, upon the strength of this
+foundation, come over here, erect himself up into an orator and
+politician, and lead a kingdom after him. This, I am told, was the very
+motive that prevailed on the author of a play, called "Love in a Hollow
+Tree," to do us the honour of a visit; presuming, with very good reason,
+that he was a writer of a superior class. I know another, who, for thirty
+years past, has been the common standard of stupidity in England, where he
+was never heard a minute in any assembly, or by any party, with common
+Christian treatment; yet, upon his arrival here, could put on a face of
+importance and authority, talk more than six, without either gracefulness,
+propriety, or meaning, and, at the same time, be admired and followed as
+the pattern of eloquence and wisdom.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I would now expostulate a little with our country landlords; who, by
+immeasurable screwing and racking their tenants all over the kingdom, have
+already reduced the miserable people to a worse condition than the
+peasants in France, or the vassals in Germany and Poland; so that the
+whole species of what we call substantial farmers, will, in a very few
+years, be utterly at an end. It was pleasant to observe these gentlemen
+labouring, with all their might, for preventing the bishops from letting
+their revenues at a moderate half value (whereby the whole order would, in
+an age, have been reduced to manifest beggary), at the very instant when
+they were everywhere canting[41] their own land upon short leases, and
+sacrificing their oldest tenants for a penny an acre advance.... I have
+heard great divines affirm, that nothing is so likely to call down a
+universal judgment from Heaven upon a nation as universal oppression; and
+whether this be not already verified in part, their worships the
+landlords, are now at full leisure to consider. Whoever travels this
+country, and observes the face of nature, or the faces, and habits, and
+dwellings of the natives, will hardly think himself in a land where law,
+religion, or common humanity is professed. I cannot forbear saying one
+word upon a thing they call a bank, which, I fear, is projecting in this
+town.[42] I never saw the proposals, nor understood any one particular of
+their scheme. What I wish for at present, is only a sufficient provision
+of hemp, and caps and bells, to distribute according to the several
+degrees of honesty and prudence in some persons. I hear only of a
+monstrous sum already named; and if others do not soon hear of it too, and
+hear with a vengeance, then I am a gentleman of less sagacity than myself,
+and very few beside myself, take me to be. And the jest will be still the
+better if it be true, as judicious persons have assured me, that one half
+of this money will be real, and the other half altogether imaginary. The
+matter will be likewise much mended, if the merchants continue to carry
+off our gold, and our goldsmiths to melt down our heavy silver.
+
+
+
+
+A MODEST PROPOSAL. 1729.
+
+
+This came out when the people were starving in hundreds through famine,
+and the dead were left unburied before their own doors. English
+civilization was shamed by the sight. His sarcasm was never applied with
+more deadly seriousness of purpose. There is no strain in the language
+with which the state of matters is described: the very simplicity and
+matter-of-fact tone that are assumed, make the description all the more
+telling. With the calm deliberation of a statistician calculating the food
+supply of the country, Swift brings forward his suggestion. No work of
+Swift has been more grievously misunderstood. Some have esteemed it a
+heartless piece of ridicule, a callous laugh raised out of abject misery.
+The interpretation is as wrong as the Frenchman who took it as a grave and
+practical suggestion, and who fancied that Swift in sober earnest proposed
+that infants in Ireland should be used for food. In truth the ridicule is
+but a thin disguise. From beginning to end, it is laden with grave and
+torturing bitterness. Each touch, if calm and ghastly human, is added
+with the gravity of a surgeon who probes a wound to the quick. There is
+nothing like it in all literature.
+
+
+A MODEST PROPOSAL
+
+ _For preventing the children of poor people in Ireland from being a
+ burden to their parents or country, and for making them beneficial to
+ the public. 1729._
+
+It is a melancholy object to those who walk through this great town, or
+travel in the country, when they see the streets, the roads, and cabin
+doors, crowded with beggars of the female sex, followed by three, four, or
+six children, all in rags, and importuning every passenger for an alms.
+These mothers, instead of being able to work for an honest livelihood, are
+forced to employ all their time in strolling to beg sustenance for their
+helpless infants; who, as they grow up, either turn thieves for the want
+of work, or leave their dear native country to fight for the Pretender in
+Spain, or sell themselves to the Barbadoes.
+
+I think it is agreed by all parties, that this prodigious number of
+children in the arms, or on the backs, or at the heels of their mothers,
+and frequently of their fathers, is, in the present deplorable state of
+the kingdom, a very great additional grievance; and, therefore, whoever
+could find out a fair, cheap, and easy method of making these children
+sound, useful members of the commonwealth, would deserve so well of the
+public, as to have his statue set up for a preserver of the nation.
+
+But my intention is very far from being confined to provide only for the
+children of professed beggars; it is of a much greater extent, and shall
+take in the whole number of infants at a certain age, who are born of
+parents in effect as little able to support them, as those who demand
+charity in our streets.
+
+As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years upon this
+important subject, and maturely weighed the several schemes of our
+projectors, I have always found them grossly mistaken in their
+computation. It is true, a child, just dropped from its dam, may be
+supported by her milk for a solar year, with little other nourishment; at
+most, not above the value of two shillings, which the mother may certainly
+get, or the value in scraps, by her lawful occupation of begging; and it
+is exactly at one year old that I propose to provide for them in such a
+manner, as, instead of being a charge upon their parents, or the parish,
+or wanting food and raiment for the rest of their lives, they shall, on
+the contrary, contribute to the feeding, and partly to the clothing, of
+many thousands....
+
+The number of souls in this kingdom being usually reckoned one million and
+a half, of these I calculate there may be about two hundred thousand
+couple whose wives are breeders; from which number I subtract thirty
+thousand couple, who are able to maintain their own children, (although I
+apprehend there cannot be so many, under the present distresses of the
+kingdom); but this being granted, there will remain a hundred and seventy
+thousand breeders. I again subtract fifty thousand for those women who
+miscarry, or whose children die by accident or disease within the year.
+There only remains a hundred and twenty thousand children of poor parents
+annually born. The question therefore is: How this number shall be reared
+and provided for?--which, as I have already said, under the present
+situation of affairs, is utterly impossible by all the methods hitherto
+proposed. For we can neither employ them in handicraft or agriculture; we
+neither build houses (I mean in the country) nor cultivate land; they can
+very seldom pick up a livelihood by stealing, till they arrive at six
+years old, except where they are of towardly parts; although I confess
+they learn the rudiments much earlier; during which time they can,
+however, be properly looked upon only as probationers; as I have been
+informed by a principal gentleman in the county of Cavan, who protested to
+me, that he never knew above one or two instances under the age of six,
+even in a part of the kingdom so renowned for the quickest proficiency in
+that art.
+
+I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or girl before twelve years old
+is no saleable commodity; and even when they come to this age, they will
+not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half-a-crown at most, on
+the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or
+kingdom, the charge of nutriment and rags having been at least four times
+that value. I shall now, therefore, humbly propose my own thoughts, which
+I hope will not be liable to the least objection.
+
+I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in
+London, that a young healthy child, well nursed, is, at a year old, a most
+delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked
+or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee
+or a ragout.
+
+I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration, that of the
+hundred and twenty thousand children already computed, twenty thousand
+may be reserved for breed. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a
+year old, be offered in sale to the persons of quality and fortune through
+the kingdom; always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in
+the last month, so as to render them plump and fat for a good table. A
+child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the
+family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish,
+and, seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on
+the fourth day, especially in winter.
+
+I have reckoned, upon a medium, that a child just born will weigh twelve
+pounds, and in a solar year, if tolerably nursed, will increase to
+twenty-eight pounds. I grant this food will be somewhat dear, and
+therefore very proper for landlords, who, as they have already devoured
+most of the parents, seem to have the best title to the children....
+
+I have already computed the charge of nursing a beggar's child (in which
+list I reckon all cottagers, labourers, and four-fifths of the farmers) to
+be about two shillings per annum, rags included; and I believe no
+gentleman would require to give ten shillings for the carcass of a good
+fat child, which, as I have said, will make four dishes of excellent
+nutritive meat, when he has only some particular friend, or his own
+family to dine with him. Thus the squire will learn to be a good landlord,
+and grow popular among his tenants; and the mother will have eight
+shillings net profit.
+
+Those who are more thrifty (as I must confess that times require) may flay
+the carcass; the skin of which, artificially dressed, will make admirable
+gloves for ladies, and summer boots for fine gentlemen. As to our city of
+Dublin, shambles may be appointed for this purpose in the most convenient
+parts of it, and butchers we may be assured will not be wanting; although
+I rather recommend buying the children alive, then dressing them hot from
+the knife, as we do roasting pigs.
+
+A very worthy person, a true lover of his country, and whose virtue I
+highly esteem, was lately pleased, in discoursing on this matter, to offer
+a refinement upon my scheme. He said, that many gentlemen of this kingdom,
+having of late destroyed their deer, he conceived that the want of venison
+might be well supplied by the bodies of young lads and maidens, not
+exceeding fourteen years of age, nor under twelve; so great a number of
+both sexes in every country being now ready to starve for want of work and
+service; and these to be disposed of by their parents, if alive, or
+otherwise by their nearest relations. But, with due deference to so
+excellent a friend, and so deserving a patriot, I cannot be altogether in
+his sentiments; for as to the males, my American acquaintance assured me,
+from frequent experience, that their flesh was generally tough and lean
+like that of our schoolboys, by continual exercise, and their taste
+disagreeable; and to fatten them would not answer the charge; and besides,
+it is not improbable that some scrupulous people might be apt to censure
+such a practice (although indeed very unjustly), as a little bordering
+upon cruelty; which, I confess, has always been with me the strongest
+objection against any project, how well soever intended.
+
+But in order to justify my friend, he confessed that this expedient was
+put into his head by the famous Psalmanazar, a native of the island
+Formosa, who came from thence to London above twenty years ago; and in
+conversation told my friend, that in his country, when any young person
+happened to be put to death the executioner sold the carcass to persons of
+quality as a prime dainty; and that in his time the body of a plump girl
+of fifteen, who was crucified for an attempt to poison the emperor, was
+sold to his imperial Majesty's prime minister of state, and other great
+mandarins of the court, in joints from the gibbet, at four hundred crowns.
+
+Neither indeed can I deny, that if the same use were made of several
+plump young girls in this town, who without one single groat to their
+fortunes, cannot stir abroad without a chair, and appear at playhouse and
+assemblies in foreign fineries which they will never pay for, the kingdom
+would not be the worse.
+
+Some persons of a desponding spirit are in great concern about that vast
+number of poor people, who are aged, diseased, or maimed; and I have been
+desired to employ my thoughts, what course may be taken to ease the nation
+of so grievous an encumbrance. But I am not in the least pain upon that
+matter, because it is very well known, that they are every day dying by
+cold and famine, as fast as can be reasonably expected. And as to the
+young labourers, they are now in almost as hopeful a condition: they
+cannot get work, and consequently pine away for want of nourishment, to a
+degree, that if at any time they are accidentally hired to common labour,
+they have not strength to perform it; and thus the country and themselves
+are happily delivered from the evils to come.
+
+I have too long digressed, and therefore shall return to my subject. I
+think the advantages by the proposal which I have made, are obvious and
+many, as well as of the highest importance.
+
+For first, it would greatly lessen the number of Papists, with whom we
+are yearly overrun, being the principal breeders of the nation, as well as
+our most dangerous enemies, and who stay at home on purpose to deliver the
+kingdom to the Pretender, hoping to take their advantage by the absence of
+so many good Protestants, who have chosen rather to leave their country
+than stay at home and pay tithes against their conscience to an Episcopal
+curate.
+
+Secondly, The poorer tenants will have something valuable of their own,
+which by law may be made liable to distress, and help to pay their
+landlord's rent; their corn and cattle being already seized, and money a
+thing unknown.
+
+Thirdly, Whereas the maintenance of a hundred thousand children, from two
+years old and upward, cannot be computed at less than ten shillings
+a-piece per annum, the nation's stock will be thereby increased fifty
+thousand pounds per annum, beside the profit of a new dish introduced to
+the tables of all gentlemen of fortune in the kingdom, who have any
+refinement in taste. And the money will circulate among ourselves, the
+goods being entirely of our own growth and manufacture.
+
+Fourthly, The constant breeders, besides the gain of eight shillings
+sterling per annum by the sale of their children, will be rid of the
+charge of maintaining them after the first year.
+
+Fifthly, This food would likewise bring great custom to taverns; where the
+vintners will certainly be so prudent as to procure the best receipts for
+dressing it to perfection, and, consequently, have their houses frequented
+by all the fine gentlemen, who justly value themselves upon their
+knowledge in good eating; and a skilful cook, who understands how to
+oblige his guests, will contrive to make it as expensive as they please.
+
+Sixthly, This would be a great inducement to marriage, which all wise
+nations have either encouraged by rewards, or enforced by laws and
+penalties. It would increase, the care and tenderness of mothers towards
+their children, when they were sure of a settlement for life to the poor
+babes, provided in some sort by the public, to their annual profit or
+expense. We should see an honest emulation among the married women, which
+of them could bring the fattest child to the market....
+
+I can think of no one objection, that will possibly be raised against this
+proposal, unless it should be urged that the number of people will be
+thereby much lessened in the kingdom. This I freely own, and it was indeed
+one principal design in offering it to the world. I desire the reader will
+observe that I calculate my remedy for this one individual kingdom of
+Ireland, and for no other that ever was, is, or, I think, ever can be,
+upon earth. Therefore let no man talk to me of other expedients: of taxing
+our absentees at five shillings a pound; of using neither clothes, nor
+household furniture, except what is our own growth and manufacture; of
+utterly rejecting the materials and instruments that promote foreign
+luxury; of curing the expensiveness of pride, vanity, idleness, and gaming
+in our women: of introducing a vein of parsimony, prudence, and
+temperance; of learning to love our country, in the want of which we
+differ even from Laplanders, and the inhabitants of Topinamboo; of
+quitting our animosities and factions, nor acting any longer like the
+Jews, who were murdering one another at the very moment their city was
+taken; of being a little cautious not to sell our country and conscience
+for nothing; of teaching landlords to have at least one degree of mercy
+toward their tenants: lastly, of putting a spirit of honesty, industry,
+and skill into our shopkeepers; who, if a resolution could now be taken to
+buy only our negative goods, would immediately unite to cheat and exact
+upon us in the price, the measure, and the goodness, nor could never yet
+be brought to make one fair proposal of just dealing, though often and
+earnestly invited to it.
+
+Therefore I repeat, let no man talk to me of these and the like
+expedients, till he has at least some glimpse of hope that there will be
+ever some hearty and sincere attempt to put them in practice.
+
+But as to myself, having been wearied out for many years with offering
+vain, idle, visionary thoughts, and at length utterly despairing of
+success, I fortunately fell upon this proposal; which as it is wholly new,
+so it has something solid and real, of no expense and little trouble, full
+in our own power, and whereby we can incur no danger in disobliging
+England. For this kind of commodity will not bear exportation, the flesh
+being of too tender a consistence to admit a long continuance in salt,
+although perhaps I could name a country which would be glad to eat up our
+whole nation without.
+
+After all, I am not so violently bent upon my own opinion as to reject any
+offer proposed by wise men, which shall be found equally innocent, cheap,
+easy, and effectual. But before something of that kind shall be advanced
+in contradiction to my scheme, and offering a better, I desire the author
+or authors will be pleased maturely to consider two points. First, as
+things now stand, how they will be able to find food and raiment for a
+hundred thousand useless mouths and backs. And, secondly, there being a
+round million of creatures of human figure throughout this kingdom, whose
+whole subsistence put into a common stock would leave them in debt two
+millions of pounds sterling, adding those who are beggars by profession,
+to the bulk of farmers, cottagers, and labourers, with the wives and
+children who are beggars in effect. I desire those politicians who dislike
+my overture, and may perhaps be so bold as to attempt an answer that they
+will first ask the parents of these mortals, whether they would not at
+this day think it a great happiness to have been sold for food at a year
+old, in the manner I prescribe, and thereby have avoided a perpetual scene
+of misfortunes, as they have since gone through, by the oppression of
+landlords, the impossibility of paying rent without money or trade, the
+want of common sustenance, with neither house nor clothes to cover them
+from the inclemencies of the weather, and the most inevitable prospect of
+entailing the like, or greater miseries, upon their breed for ever.
+
+I profess, in the sincerity of my heart, that I have not the least
+personal interest in endeavouring to promote this necessary work, having
+no other motive than the public good of my country, by advancing our
+trade, providing for infants, relieving the poor, and giving some pleasure
+to the rich. I have no children by which I can propose to get a single
+penny; the youngest being nine years old and my wife past child-bearing.
+
+
+
+
+A CHARACTER, PANEGYRIC, AND DESCRIPTION OF THE LEGION CLUB, 1736.
+
+
+Swift levelled his heaviest invective against the corrupt practices of the
+so-called Irish Parliament, which did not contain a single representative
+of the people who comprised the bulk of the nation. The colonial
+representation were of the most degraded order, most of the characters
+described in the poem were hit off with caustic precision. The portraits
+were so true to life that many recognized themselves. The piece is
+generally accepted as a good skit on the House.
+
+
+A CHARACTER, PANEGYRIC, AND DESCRIPTION OF THE LEGION CLUB, 1736.
+
+ As I stroll the city, oft I
+ See a building large and lofty,
+ Not a bow-shot from the college;
+ Half the globe from sense and knowledge:
+ By the prudent architect,
+ Placed against the church direct,
+ Making good my granddam's jest,
+ "Near the church,"--you know the rest.
+
+ Tell us what the pile contains?
+ Many a head that holds no brains,
+ These demoniacs let me dub
+ With the name of Legion Club.
+ Such assemblies, you might swear,
+ Meet when butchers bait a bear:
+ Such a noise, and such haranguing,
+ When a brother thief is hanging;
+ Such a rout and such a rabble
+ Run to hear Jackpudding gabble.
+
+ Could I from the building's top
+ Hear the rattling thunder drop,
+ While the devil upon the roof
+ (If the devil be thunder-proof)
+ Should with poker fiery red
+ Crack the stones, and melt the lead;
+ Drive them down on every skull,
+ When the den of thieves is full;
+ Quite destroy that harpies' nest;
+ How might then our isle be blest!
+ For divines allow, that God
+ Sometimes makes the devil his rod;
+ And the gospel will inform us,
+ He can punish sins enormous.
+
+ Yet should Swift endow the schools,
+ For his lunatics and fools,
+ With a rood or two of land,
+ I allow the pile may stand.
+ You perhaps will ask me, Why so?
+ But it is with this proviso;
+ Since the house is like to last,
+ Let the royal grant be pass'd,
+ That the club have right to dwell
+ Each within his proper cell,
+ With a passage left to creep in,
+ And a hole above for peeping.
+
+ Let them, when they once get in,
+ Sell the nation for a pin;
+ While they sit a-picking straws,
+ Let them rave at making laws;
+ Let them form a grand committee,
+ How to plague and starve the city;
+ Let them stare, and storm, and frown,
+ When they see a clergy gown;
+ Let them, with their gosling quills,
+ Scribble senseless heads of bills.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Come, assist me, Muse obedient!
+ Let us try some new expedient;
+ Shift the scene for half an hour,
+ Time and place are in thy power.
+ Thither, gentle Muse, conduct me;
+ I shall ask, and you instruct me.
+ See, the Muse unbars the gate;
+ Hark, the monkeys, how they prate!
+ All ye gods who rule the soul;
+ Styx, through Hell whose waters roll!
+ Let me be allowed to tell
+ What I heard in yonder Hell.
+
+ Near the door an entrance gapes,
+ Crowded round with antic shapes,
+ Poverty, and Grief, and Care,
+ Causeless Joy, and true Despair;
+ Discord periwigg'd with snakes,
+ See the dreadful strides she takes!
+ By this odious crew beset,
+ I began to rage and fret,
+ And resolved to break their pates,
+ Ere we entered at the gates;
+ Had not Clio in the nick
+ Whispered me, "Lay down your stick."
+ What! said I, is this the madhouse?
+ These, she answer'd, are but shadows,
+ Phantoms bodiless and vain,
+ Empty visions of the brain.
+
+ In the porch Briareus stands,
+ Shows a bribe in all his hands;
+ Briareus the secretary,
+ But we mortals call him Carey.[43]
+ When the rogues their country fleece,
+ They may hope for pence a-piece.
+
+ Clio, who had been so wise
+ To put on a fool's disguise,
+ To bespeak some approbation,
+ And be thought a near relation,
+ When she saw three hundred brutes
+ All involved in wild disputes,
+ Roaring till their lungs were spent,
+ PRIVILEGE OF PARLIAMENT,
+ Now a new misfortune feels,
+ Dreading to be laid by th' heels.
+ Never durst a Muse before
+ Enter that infernal door:
+ Clio, stifled with the smell,
+ Into spleen and vapours fell,
+ By the Stygian steams that flew
+ From the dire infectious crew.
+ Not the stench of Lake Avernus
+ Could have more offended her nose
+ Had she flown but o'er the top,
+ She had felt her pinions drop.
+ And by exhalations dire,
+ Though a goddess, must expire.
+ In a fright she crept away,
+ Bravely I resolved to stay.
+ When I saw the keeper frown,
+ Tipping him with half-a-crown,
+ Now, said I, we are alone,
+ Name your heroes one by one.
+
+ Who is that hell-featured brawler?
+ Is it Satan? No, 'tis Waller.
+ In what figure can a bard dress
+ Jack the grandson of Sir Hardress?
+ Honest keeper, drive him further,
+ In his looks are Hell and murther;
+ See the scowling visage drop,
+ Just as when he murder'd Throp.
+ Keeper, show me where to fix
+ On the puppy pair of Dicks:
+ By their lantern jaws and leathern,
+ You might swear they both are brethren:
+ Dick Fitzbaker, Dick the player,
+ Old acquaintance are you there?
+ Tie them, keeper, in a tether,
+ Let them starve and sink together;
+ Both are apt to be unruly,
+ Lash them daily, lash them duly;
+ Though 'tis hopeless to reclaim them,
+ Scorpion rods, perhaps, may tame them.
+ Keeper, yon old dotard smoke,
+ Sweetly snoring in his cloak:
+ Who is he? 'Tis humdrum Wynne,
+ Half encompassed by his kin:
+ There observe the tribe of Bingham,
+ For he never fails to bring 'em;
+ While he sleeps the whole debate,
+ They submissive round him wait;
+ Yet would gladly see the hunks,
+ In his grave, and search his trunks,
+ See, they gently twitch his coat,
+ Just to yawn and give his vote,
+ Always firm in his vocation,
+ For the court against the nation.
+ Those are Allens Jack and Bob,
+ First in every wicked job,
+ Son and brother to a queer
+ Brain-sick brute, they call a peer.
+ We must give them better quarter
+ For their ancestor trod mortar,
+ And at Hoath, to boast his fame,
+ On a chimney cut his name.
+
+ There sit Clements, Dilks, and Harrison;
+ How they swagger from their garrison!
+ Such a triplet could you tell
+ Where to find on this side Hell?
+ Harrison, and Dilks, and Clements,
+ Keeper, see they have their payments,
+ Every mischief's in their hearts;
+ If they fail 'tis want of parts.
+
+ Bless us! Morgan, art thou there, man?
+ Bless mine eyes! art thou the chairman?
+ Chairman to yon damn'd committee!
+ Yet I look on thee with pity.
+ Dreadful sight! what, learned Morgan
+ Metamorphosed to a Gorgon!
+ For thy horrid looks, I own,
+ Half convert me to a stone.
+ Hast thou been so long at school,
+ Now to turn a factious tool?
+ Alma Mater was thy mother,
+ Every young divine thy brother.
+ Thou ungrateful to thy teachers,
+ Who are all grown reverend preachers!
+ Morgan, would it not surprise one!
+ Turn thy nourishment to poison!
+ When you walk among your books,
+ They reproach you with their looks;
+ Bind them fast, or from their shelves
+ They will come and right themselves:
+ Homer, Plutarch, Virgil, Flaccus,
+ All in arms prepare to back us;
+ Soon repent, or put to slaughter
+ Every Greek and Roman author.
+ Will you, in your faction's phrase,
+ Send the clergy all to graze;
+ And to make your project pass,
+ Leave them not a blade of grass?
+ Now I want thee, humorous Hogarth!
+ Thou, I hear, a pleasant rogue art.
+ Were but you and I acquainted,
+ Every monster should be painted:
+ You should try your graving tools
+ On this odious group of fools;
+ Draw the beasts as I describe them:
+ From their features while I gibe them;
+ Draw them like; for I assure you,
+ You will need no _car'catura_;
+ Draw them so that we may trace
+ All the soul in every face.
+
+ Keeper, I must now retire,
+ You have done what I desire:
+ But I feel my spirits spent
+ With the noise, the sight, the scent.
+ "Pray, be patient; you shall find
+ Half the best are still behind!
+ You have hardly seen a score;
+ I can show two hundred more."
+ Keeper, I have seen enough,
+ Taking then a pinch of snuff,
+ I concluded, looking round them,
+ "May their god, the devil, confound them!"
+
+
+
+
+ON DOING GOOD.
+
+_A Sermon on the Occasion of Wood's Project._
+
+(WRITTEN IN 1724.)
+
+ "As we have therefore opportunity, let us do good unto all men."
+ (GALATIANS vi. 10.)
+
+
+Nature directs every one of us, and God permits us, to consult our own
+private good, before the private good of any other person whatsoever. We
+are, indeed, commanded to love our neighbour as ourselves, but not as well
+as ourselves. The love we have for ourselves, is to be the pattern of that
+love we ought to have toward our neighbour; but as the copy doth not equal
+the original, so my neighbour cannot think it hard, if I prefer myself,
+who am the original, before him, who is only the copy. Thus, if any matter
+equally concern the life, the reputation, the profit of my neighbour and
+my own; the law of nature, which is the law of God, obligeth me to take
+care of myself first, and afterward of him. And this I need not be at much
+pains in persuading you to; for the want of self-love, with regard to
+things of this world, is not among the faults of mankind. But then, on
+the other side, if, by a small hurt and loss to myself, I can procure a
+great good to my neighbour, in that case his interest is to be preferred.
+For example, if I can be sure of saving his life, without great danger to
+my own; if I can preserve him from being undone without ruining myself; or
+recover his reputation without blasting mine; all this I am obliged to do,
+and if I sincerely perform it, I do then obey the command of God, in
+loving my neighbour as myself.
+
+But, besides this love we owe to every man in his particular capacity,
+under the title of our neighbour, there is yet a duty of a more large
+extensive nature incumbent on us; our love to our neighbour in his public
+capacity, as he is a member of that great body the commonwealth, under the
+same government with ourselves; and this is usually called love of the
+public, and is a duty to which we are more strictly obliged, than even
+that of loving ourselves; because therein ourselves are also contained, as
+well as all our neighbours, in one great body. This love of the public, or
+of the commonwealth, or love of our country, was in ancient times properly
+known by the name of virtue, because it was the greatest of all virtues,
+and was supposed to contain all virtues in it; and many great examples of
+this virtue are left us on record, scarcely to be believed or even
+conceived, in such a base, corrupted, wicked age as this we live in. In
+those times it was common for men to sacrifice their lives for the good of
+their country, although they had neither hope nor belief of future
+rewards; whereas, in our days, very few make the least scruple of
+sacrificing a whole nation, as well as their own souls, for a little
+present gain; which often hath been known to end in their own ruin in this
+world; as it certainly must in that to come. Have we not seen men, for the
+sake of some petty employment, give up the very natural rights and
+liberties of their country, and of mankind, in the ruin of which
+themselves must at last be involved? Are not these corruptions gotten
+among the meanest of our people, who, for a piece of money, will give
+their votes at a venture, for the disposal of their own lives and
+fortunes, without considering whether it be to those who are most likely
+to betray or defend them? But, if I were to produce only one instance of a
+hundred, wherein we fail in this duty of loving our country, it would be
+an endless labour, and therefore I shall not attempt it.
+
+But here I would not be misunderstood; by the love of our country, I do
+not mean loyalty to our King, for that is a duty of another nature; and a
+man may be very loyal, in the common sense of the word, without one grain
+of public good at his heart.
+
+Witness this very kingdom we live in. I verily believe, that since the
+beginning of the world, no nation upon earth ever showed (all
+circumstances considered) such high constant marks of loyalty, in all
+their actions and behaviour, as we have done; and, at the same time, no
+people ever appeared more utterly void of what is called a public spirit.
+When I say the people, I mean the bulk or mass of the people, for I have
+nothing to do with those in power. Therefore I shall think my time not
+ill-spent, if I can persuade most or all of you who hear me, to show the
+love you have for your country, by endeavouring, in your several
+situations, to do all the public good you are able.
+
+For I am certainly persuaded, that all our misfortunes arise from no other
+original cause than that general disregard among us to the public welfare.
+I therefore undertake to show you three things:--
+
+_First_, That there are few people so weak or mean, who have it not
+sometimes in their power to be useful to the public.
+
+_Secondly_, That it is often in the power of the meanest among mankind to
+do mischief to the public.
+
+And, _lastly_, That all wilful injuries done to the public, are very
+great and aggravated sins in the sight of God.
+
+_First_, There are few people so weak or mean, who have it not sometimes
+in their power to be useful to the public.
+
+Solomon tells us of a poor wise man, who saved a city by his counsel. It
+hath often happened that a private soldier, by some unexpected brave
+attempt, hath been instrumental in obtaining a great victory. How many
+obscure men have been authors of very useful inventions, whereof the world
+now reaps the benefit. The very example of honesty and industry in a poor
+tradesman, will sometimes spread through a neighbourhood, when others see
+how successful he is; and thus so many useful members are gained, for
+which the whole body of the public is the better. Whoever is blessed with
+a true public spirit, God will certainly put it in his way to make use of
+that blessing, for the ends it was given him, by some means or other: and
+therefore it hath been observed, in most ages that the greatest actions
+for the benefit of the commonwealth, have been performed by the wisdom or
+courage, the contrivance or industry, of particular men, and not of
+numbers, and that the safety of a kingdom hath often been owing to those
+hands whence it was least expected.
+
+But, _secondly_, It is often in the power of the meanest among mankind to
+do mischief to the public, and hence arise most of those miseries with
+which the states and kingdoms of the earth are infested. How many great
+princes have been murdered by the meanest ruffians!
+
+The weakest hand can open a flood-gate to drown a country, which a
+thousand of the strongest cannot stop. Those who have thrown off all
+regard for public good, will often have it in their way to do public evil,
+and will not fail to exercise that power whenever they can.
+
+The greatest blow given of late to this kingdom, was by the dishonesty of
+a few manufacturers; by imposing bad wares at foreign markets, in almost
+the only traffic permitted to us, did half ruin that trade; by which this
+poor unhappy kingdom still suffers in the midst of sufferings. I speak not
+here of persons in high stations who ought to be free from all reflection,
+and are supposed always to intend the welfare of the community: but we now
+find by experience, that the meanest instrument may, by the concurrence of
+accidents, have it in his power to bring a whole kingdom to the very brink
+of destruction, and is at this present endeavouring to finish his work;
+and hath agents among ourselves who are contented to see their own country
+undone, to be small sharers in that iniquitous gain, which at last must
+end in their own ruin, as well as ours. I confess it was chiefly the
+consideration of that great danger we are in, which engaged me to
+discourse to you on this subject, to exhort you to a love of your country,
+and a public spirit, when all you have is at stake; to prefer the interest
+of your prince and your fellow-subjects, before that of one destructive
+impostor, and a few of his adherents.
+
+Perhaps it may be thought by some, that this way of discoursing is not so
+proper from the pulpit. But, surely, when an open attempt is made, and far
+carried on, to make a great kingdom one large poorhouse, to deprive us of
+all means to exercise hospitality or charity, to turn our cities and
+churches into ruins, to make the country a desert for wild beasts and
+robbers, to destroy all arts and sciences, all trades and manufactures,
+and the very tillage of the ground, only to enrich one obscure,
+ill-designing projector and his followers; it is time for the pastor to
+cry out, "that the wolf is getting into his flock," to warn them to stand
+together, and all to consult the common safety. And God be praised for His
+infinite goodness in raising such a spirit of union among us, at least in
+this point, in the midst of all our former divisions; which union, if it
+continue, will in all probability defeat the pernicious design of this
+pestilent enemy to the nation!
+
+But hence it clearly follows how necessary the love of our country, or a
+public spirit, is, in every particular man, since the wicked have so many
+opportunities of doing public mischief. Every man is upon his guard for
+his private advantage; but where the public is concerned, he is apt to be
+negligent, considering himself as only one among two or three millions,
+among whom the loss is equally shared; and thus, he thinks, he can be no
+great sufferer. Meanwhile the trader, the farmer, and the shopkeeper,
+complain of the hardness and deadness of the times, and wonder whence it
+comes; while it is in a great measure owing to their own folly, for want
+of that love of their country, and public spirit and firm union among
+themselves, which are so necessary to the prosperity of every nation.
+
+Another method, by which the meanest wicked man may have it in his power
+to injure the public, is false accusation; whereof this kingdom hath
+afforded too many examples; neither is it long since no man, whose
+opinions were thought to differ from those in fashion could safely
+converse beyond his nearest friends, for fear of being sworn against, as a
+traitor, by those who made a traffic of perjury and subornation; by which
+the very peace of the nation was disturbed, and men fled from each other
+as they would from a lion or a bear got loose. And it is very remarkable,
+that the pernicious project now in hand, to reduce us to beggary, was
+forwarded by one of these false accusers, who had been convicted of
+endeavouring, by perjury and subornation, to take away the lives of
+several innocent persons here among us; and, indeed, there could not be a
+more proper instrument for such a work.
+
+Another method, by which the meanest people may do injury to the public,
+is the spreading of lies and false rumours; thus raising a distrust among
+the people of a nation, causing them to mistake their true interest, and
+their enemies for their friends; and this hath been likewise too
+successful a practice among us, where we have known the whole kingdom
+misled by the grossest lies, raised upon occasion to serve some particular
+turn. As it hath also happened in the case I lately mentioned, where one
+obscure man, by representing our wants where they were least, and
+concealing them where they were greatest, had almost succeeded in a
+project of utterly ruining this whole kingdom; and may still succeed, if
+God doth not continue that public spirit, which He hath almost
+miraculously kindled in us upon this occasion.
+
+Thus we see the public is many times, as it were, at the mercy of the
+meanest instrument, who can be wicked enough to watch opportunities of
+doing it mischief, upon the principles of avarice or malice, which I am
+afraid are deeply rooted in too many breasts, and against which there can
+be no defence, but a firm resolution in all honest men, to be closely
+united and active in showing their love to their country, by preferring
+the public interest to their present private advantage. If a passenger, in
+a great storm at sea, should hide his goods, that they might not be thrown
+overboard to lighten the ship, what would be the consequence? The ship is
+cast away, and he loses his life and goods together.
+
+We have heard of men, who, through greediness of gain, have brought
+infected goods into a nation; which bred a plague, whereof the owners and
+their families perished first. Let those among us consider this and
+tremble, whose houses are privately stored with those materials of beggary
+and desolation, lately brought over to be scattered like a pestilence
+among their countrymen, which may probably first seize upon themselves and
+their families, until their houses shall be made a dunghill.
+
+I shall mention one practice more, by which the meanest instruments often
+succeed in doing public mischief; and this is, by deceiving us with
+plausible arguments, to make us believe that the most ruinous project
+they can offer is intended for our good, as it happened in the case so
+often mentioned. For the poor ignorant people, allured by the appearing
+convenience in their small dealings, did not discover the serpent in the
+brass, but were ready, like the Israelites, to offer incense to it;
+neither could the wisdom of the nation convince them, until some, of good
+intentions, made the cheat so plain to their sight, that those who run may
+read. And thus the design was to treat us, in every point, as the
+Philistines treated Samson (I mean when he was betrayed by Delilah), first
+to put out our eyes, and then to bind us with fetters of brass.
+
+I proceed to the last thing I proposed, which was to show you that all
+wilful injuries done to the public, are very great and aggravating in the
+sight of God.
+
+_First_, It is apparent from Scripture, and most agreeable to reason, that
+the safety and welfare of nations are under the most peculiar care of
+God's providence. Thus He promised Abraham to save Sodom, if only ten
+righteous men could be found in it. Thus the reason which God gave to
+Jonah for not destroying Nineveh was, because there were six score
+thousand men in that city.
+
+All government is from God, who is the God of order; and therefore whoever
+attempts to breed confusion or disturbances among a people, doth his
+utmost to take the government of the world out of God's hands, and to put
+it into the hands of the devil, who is the author of confusion. By which
+it is plain, that no crime, how heinous soever, committed against
+particular persons, can equal the guilt of him who does injury to the
+public.
+
+_Secondly_, All offenders against their country lie under this grievous
+difficulty: that it is impossible to obtain a pardon or make restitution.
+The bulk of mankind are very quick at resenting injuries, and very slow at
+forgiving them: and how shall one man be able to obtain the pardon of
+millions, or repair the injury he hath done to millions? How shall those,
+who, by a most destructive fraud, got the whole wealth of our neighbouring
+kingdom into their hands, be ever able to make a recompense? How will the
+authors and promoters of that villainous project, for the ruin of this
+poor country, be able to account with us for the injuries they have
+already done, although they should no farther succeed? The deplorable care
+of such wretches must entirely be left to the unfathomable mercies of God:
+for those who know the least in religion are not ignorant, that without
+our utmost endeavours to make restitution to the person injured, and to
+obtain his pardon, added to a sincere repentance, there is no hope of
+salvation given in the Gospel.
+
+_Lastly_, All offences against our own country have this aggravation, that
+they are ungrateful and unnatural. It is to our country we owe those laws,
+which protect us in our lives, our liberties, our properties, and our
+religion. Our country produced us into the world, and continues to nourish
+us, so that it is usually called our mother; and there have been examples
+of great magistrates, who have put their own children to death for
+endeavouring to betray their country, as if they had attempted the life of
+their natural parent.
+
+Thus I have briefly shown you how terrible a sin it is to be an enemy to
+our country, in order to incite you to the contrary virtue, which at this
+juncture is so highly necessary, when every man's endeavour will be of
+use. We have hitherto been just able to support ourselves under many
+hardships; but now the axe is laid to the root of the tree, and nothing
+but a firm union among us can prevent our utter undoing. This we are
+obliged to, in duty to our gracious King, as well as to ourselves. Let us
+therefore preserve that public spirit, which God hath raised in us, for
+our own temporal interest. For, if this wicked project should succeed,
+which it cannot do but by our own folly; if we sell ourselves for nought,
+the merchant, the shopkeeper, the artificer, must fly to the desert with
+their miserable families, there to starve, or live upon rapine, or at
+least exchange their country for one more hospitable than that where they
+were born.
+
+Thus much I thought it my duty to say to you who are under my care, to
+warn you against those temporal evils which may draw the worst of
+spiritual evils after them; such as heart-burnings, murmurings,
+discontents, and all manner of wickedness, which a desperate condition of
+life may tempt men to.
+
+I am sensible that what I have now said will not go very far, being
+confined to this assembly; but I hope it may stir up others of my brethren
+to exhort their several congregations, after a more effectual manner, to
+show their love for their country on this important occasion. And this, I
+am sure, cannot be called meddling in affairs of state.
+
+I pray God protect his most gracious Majesty, and his kingdom long under
+his government; and defend us from all ruinous projectors, deceivers,
+suborners perjurers, false accusers, and oppressors; from the virulence of
+party and faction; and unite us in loyalty to our King, love to our
+country, and charity to each other.
+
+
+ LONDON:
+ PRINTED BY GILBERT AND RIVINGTON, LIMITED,
+ ST. JOHN'S HOUSE, CLERKENWELL ROAD.
+
+
+
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[1] See the "Proposal for the Use of Irish Manufactures."
+
+[2] Four score and ten thousand, this runs throughout the first edition.
+
+[3] A coarse kind of barley.
+
+[4] At that time the Speaker of the Irish House of Commons.
+
+[5] An allusion to the debasement of the coin by James II. during his
+unfortunate campaign in Ireland.
+
+[6] An equestrian statue of George I. at Essex Bridge, Dublin.
+
+[7] The Duke of Grafton.
+
+[8] Mr. Hopkins, the Duke of Grafton's secretary.
+
+[9] Lord Carteret, afterwards Earl Granville. As the ally of Bolingbroke,
+and opponent of Walpole, he was to some extent a favourite of Swift.
+
+[10] This was especially the case in the reign of William III., when the
+doctrine of English supremacy was assumed in order to discredit the
+authority of the Irish Parliament summoned by James II.
+
+[11] William Molineux, the friend of Locke, who wrote a pamphlet,
+published in 1698, against the oppressive laws adopted by England in
+regard to Irish Manufactures.
+
+[12] There was a certain amount of truth in this. The Dean's butler acted
+as amanuensis.
+
+[13] Articles mentioned in the indictment and proclamation.
+
+[14] His "Proposal for the Universal Use of Irish Manufactures."
+
+[15] The first "Letter."
+
+[16] The second and third "Letters."
+
+[17] The fourth "Letter," the cause of the indictment and proclamation.
+
+[18] Printers.
+
+[19] He probably speaks of himself.
+
+[20] The "Proposal for the Use of Irish Manufactures."
+
+[21] Though he signed the proclamation against the author of the Drapier's
+Letters, Lord Middleton was himself inimical to Wood's project.
+
+[22] The printer of the Drapier's Letters.
+
+[23] Undertakers:--a name which was, in Charles II.'s time applied to
+those ministers who gained power by undertaking to carry through pet
+measures of the Crown. Swift here uses it ambiguously.
+
+[24] The Earl of Sunderland.
+
+[25] The obligation arising from their having sworn allegiance to him.
+
+[26] The memorial was written by Sir John Browne.
+
+[27] Ireland was, for political reasons, much favoured by the Crown,
+during the reigns of Charles II. and James II.
+
+[28] England.
+
+[29] Scotland and Ireland.
+
+[30] The Irish Sea.
+
+[31] The Pict's Wall.
+
+[32] An allusion to the border raids of the Highlanders.
+
+[33] Charles I.
+
+[34] The Lord-Lieutenant.
+
+[35] An allusion to the strained relations between England and Scotland,
+caused by the passing of the Scottish Act of Security.
+
+[36] The Union.
+
+[37] An allusion to the Irish linen trade.
+
+[38] An allusion to the Scotch Colonists in Ulster.
+
+[39] Dr. William King, the friend and correspondent of Swift.
+
+[40] It was the practice among the farmers to wear out their ground with
+ploughing, neither manuring nor letting it lie fallow; and when their
+leases were nearly out, they even ploughed their meadows, so that the
+landlords, unable to check them by other means, were obliged to resort to
+this pernicious measure.
+
+[41] Putting up at auction.
+
+[42] A project for establishing an Irish Bank, which was soon after placed
+before Parliament, but rejected.
+
+[43] The Right Honourable Walter Carey. He was Secretary to the Duke of
+Dorset when Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland.
+
+
+
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+<h1>The Project Gutenberg eBook, Ireland in the Days of Dean Swift, by
+Jonathan Swift and J. Bowles (John Bowles) Daly, Edited by J. Bowles (John
+Bowles) Daly</h1>
+<pre>
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+<p>Title: Ireland in the Days of Dean Swift</p>
+<p> Irish Tracts, 1720 to 1734</p>
+<p>Author: Jonathan Swift and J. Bowles (John Bowles) Daly</p>
+<p>Editor: J. Bowles (John Bowles) Daly</p>
+<p>Release Date: August 21, 2011 [eBook #37156]</p>
+<p>Language: English</p>
+<p>Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1</p>
+<p>***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK IRELAND IN THE DAYS OF DEAN SWIFT***</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h4>E-text prepared by the Online Distributed Proofreading Team<br />
+ (<a href="http://www.pgdp.net">http://www.pgdp.net</a>)<br />
+ from page images generously made available by<br />
+ Internet Archive/American Libraries<br />
+ (<a href="http://www.archive.org/details/americana">http://www.archive.org/details/americana</a>)</h4>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<table border="0" style="background-color: #ccccff;margin: 0 auto;" cellpadding="10">
+ <tr>
+ <td valign="top">
+ Note:
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ Images of the original pages are available through
+ Internet Archive/American Libraries. See
+ <a href="http://www.archive.org/details/irelandindaysofd00swif">
+ http://www.archive.org/details/irelandindaysofd00swif</a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+</table>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/cover.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h1>IRELAND IN THE DAYS OF<br />DEAN SWIFT.</h1>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center"><small>LONDON:<br />
+PRINTED BY GILBERT AND RIVINGTON, LIMITED,<br />
+ST. JOHN&#8217;S HOUSE, CLERKENWELL ROAD.</small></p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center"><span class="huge">IRELAND IN THE DAYS OF<br />
+DEAN SWIFT.</span></p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center"><span class="large">(<i>IRISH TRACTS, 1720 to 1734.</i>)</span></p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center"><small>BY</small><br />
+J. BOWLES DALY, LL.D.<br />
+<small>AUTHOR OF &#8220;BROKEN IDEALS,&#8221; &#8220;RADICAL PIONEERS OF THE 18TH CENTURY,&#8221; ETC., ETC.</small></p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center">LONDON&mdash;CHAPMAN <span class="smcaplc">AND</span> HALL,<br />
+LIMITED.<br />
+1887.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center"><small>TO</small><br />
+<span class="large"><span class="smcap">The Right Hon.</span> JOHN MORLEY, M.P.,</span><br />
+<small>THE FIRST CHIEF SECRETARY OF IRELAND<br />
+WHOSE UNFLINCHING COURAGE AND OUTSPOKEN SYMPATHY<br />
+HAS SECURED HIM THE GRATITUDE OF THE IRISH PEOPLE,<br />
+THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED<br />
+WITH THE ADMIRATION OF<br />
+THE AUTHOR.</small></p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>&nbsp;</td><td align="right"><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Introduction</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_1">1</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Drapier&#8217;s Letters</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_25">25</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Address to the Jury</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_131">131</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Swift&#8217;s Description of Quilca</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_137">137</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Answer to a Paper</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_142">142</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Maxims Controlled</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_151">151</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">A short View of the state of Ireland, 1727</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_162">162</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Story of the Injured Lady</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_174">174</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Answer to the Injured Lady</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_184">184</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">A Letter to the Archbishop of Dublin, concerning the Weavers</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_187">187</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Two Letters on Subjects relative to the Improvement of Ireland</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_198">198</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Present Miserable State of Ireland</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_216">216</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td>&#8220;<span class="smcap">A Proposal for the Universal Use of Irish Manufactures.</span>&#8221; 1720</td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_227">227</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">A Modest Proposal.</span> 1729</td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_240">240</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">A Character, Panegyric, and Description of the Legion Club, 1736</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_254">254</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">On doing Good</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_264">264</a></td></tr></table>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
+<p class="center"><span class="huge">IRELAND IN THE DAYS OF DEAN SWIFT.</span></p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>INTRODUCTION.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The shifting combinations of party, from the settlement of the
+constitution at the Revolution to a later period, is an attractive study
+to any who wish to find the origin of abuses which have long vexed the
+political life of England. Besides, it is wholesome and instructive to be
+carried away from the modern difficulty to the broader issues which have
+gradually led to the present complication.</p>
+
+<p>William III. was a Whig, and his successor a Tory, but except for short
+periods no Tory party was able in either reign to carry on the government
+upon Tory principles. William made no complete change of ministry during
+his reign, only modifying its composition according to what appeared the
+prevailing sentiment of the parliament or the nation. It was composed of
+both parties; the Whigs predominated till the close<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span> of the reign, when
+their opponents acquired ascendency. Anne&#8217;s first ministry was Tory, but a
+change was soon wrought by a favourite of the court who happened to be a
+Whig and who soon turned the scale. Some knowledge of the character of the
+monarch is indispensable to a clear understanding of the times. In 1702,
+Anne ascended the throne. The queen&#8217;s notions of government were those of
+her family&mdash;narrow and despotic. She would have been as arbitrary in her
+conduct as Elizabeth, but that her actions were restrained by the
+imbecility of her mind. The queen was the constant slave of favourites
+who, in their turn, were the tools of intriguing politicians. Events of
+the greatest importance were crowded into the short space of the twelve
+years which covered her reign, and the most distinguished intellects
+adorned the period.</p>
+
+<p>It was because the queen was fascinated by the Duchess of Marlborough that
+her reign was adorned by the glories of Ramillies and Blenheim: it was
+because Mrs. Abigail Masham artfully supplanted her benefactress in royal
+favour, that a stop was put to the war which ravaged the Continent, while
+by a chambermaid&#8217;s intrigue Bolingbroke triumphed over his rival, the Earl
+of Oxford.</p>
+
+<p>During the first part of Anne&#8217;s reign, Marlborough<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span> was paramount in the
+Houses of Parliament and his wife in the closet. The Tories came into
+power on the queen&#8217;s accession, with Marlborough and Godolphin as leaders.
+They substantially maintained the policy of King William in prosecuting
+the war with France, which resulted in making England illustrious in
+Europe.</p>
+
+<p>Whig principles soon acquired a decided majority in the House, when an act
+of national importance took place, the effect of which thrilled the
+empire. The queen and the duchess quarrelled, and the intriguing
+waiting-maid stepped into the latter&#8217;s place. Besides the queen&#8217;s whims
+she had a superstitious reverence for the Church; and had been taught to
+regard the Whigs as Republicans and Dissenters, who wished to subvert the
+monarchy. Harley traded on this weakness through the instrumentality of
+Mrs. Masham. This lady was used by him to oust Marlborough and Godolphin,
+and she continued the tool of Harley and St. John, who now became the
+chiefs of the new ministry. A jealousy between these two ministers
+afterwards sprang up, which finally resulted in a quarrel and separation.
+St. John, created Viscount Bolingbroke, plotted with Mrs. Masham to
+procure the crown for the Pretender, but the cabal oozed out and alarmed
+the Tories. The last night of the queen&#8217;s life was spent<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span> in listening to
+an open quarrel between the waiting-maid and the minister. At two o&#8217;clock
+in the morning she went out of the room to die; she had strength, however,
+to defeat the schemers by consigning the staff of state to Lord
+Shrewsbury. &#8220;Take it,&#8221; she said, &#8220;for the good of my country.&#8221; They were
+the last, perhaps the most pathetic words of her life. When Bolingbroke
+was defeated, the Whigs came into power and continued in office till the
+reign of George III.</p>
+
+<p>It was during the reign of William III. that Swift began his political
+career as a Whig. His patron, Sir William Temple, introduced him to the
+king, who was so impressed with his talents that he offered to make him a
+captain of dragoons. Had he accepted this offer, he might have become a
+second Cromwell. As this distinction was declined, the king promised to
+see to his future interest. On the death of Temple, Swift edited the works
+of his patron, dedicated them to the sovereign, and reminded him of his
+promise. Neither the dedication nor the memorial was noticed. Swift had to
+fall back on the post of chaplain and private secretary to the Earl of
+Berkeley, one of the Lords Justices of Ireland. He became a political
+writer on the side of the Whigs, and associated with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span> Addison, Steele, and
+Halifax. From the party leaders he received scores of promises and in the
+end was neglected. The cup of preferment was twice dashed from his hand;
+on the first occasion when Lord Berkeley would have given him a bishopric,
+his name was vetoed by the Primate on the grounds of his youth, and on the
+second when he was named for a vacant canonry, but at the last moment the
+prize was given to another.</p>
+
+<p>During Anne&#8217;s reign Swift paid frequent visits to England, and became
+closely connected with the leading Tories. In 1710 he broke with the Whigs
+and united with Harley and the Tory administration. The five last years of
+Anne&#8217;s government found him playing a prominent part in English politics
+as the leading political writer of the Tories. He was on terms of the
+closest intimacy with Oxford (Harley) and Bolingbroke, and attempted to
+heal the breach between the rival statesmen. He helped the Tories in a
+paper called the <i>Examiner</i>, upholding the policy of the ministers and
+supplying his party with the arguments they would have used if they had
+had the brains to think of them. This series of articles culminated in the
+&#8220;Conduct of the Allies,&#8221; a pamphlet which brought about the disgrace of
+Marlborough and made the peace popular. In it the author denounced the war
+as the plot of a ring of Whig <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>stock-jobbers and monied men. These weekly
+papers in the <i>Examiner</i> produced a great effect upon the public mind and
+called forth a multitude of opponents. Swift gave the Press the wonderful
+position it holds now. He almost created the &#8220;leading article;&#8221; and though
+his contributions will not bear comparison with the light style of our own
+day, they suited his times. They were written in a plain, homely style,
+for Swift had a thorough contempt for abstract thought and abstract
+politics; indeed, his low estimate of men convinced him that they were
+about as good for flying as for thinking. Mr. Leslie Stephen aptly states
+that Swift&#8217;s pamphlets were rather &#8220;blows than words;&#8221; he had serious
+political effects to produce, and what he had to prove it was necessary to
+say in plain words, for honest Tory squires of the country party to
+understand and obey.</p>
+
+<p>The <i>Examiner</i>, the <i>Medley</i>, the <i>Tattler</i>, and the pamphlets of that day
+bear no analogy to the modern newspaper; their influence did not penetrate
+to the lower classes of the community, who were still without education.</p>
+
+<p>Swift is condemned by many who are not conversant with his character, his
+writings, or the times in which he lived. In detached views, no man was
+more liable to be misunderstood; his individual acts must be compared<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span>
+with his entire conduct, in order to give him his proper place in the
+gallery of historical characters. The charge of deserting his party is
+answered by Dr. Johnson, whose evidence is of greater value as he never
+professed to be his friend. &#8220;Swift, by early education, had been
+associated with the Whigs; but he deserted them when they deserted their
+principles, yet he never ran into the opposite extreme; for he continued
+throughout his life to retain the disposition which he assigned to the
+Church of England man, of thinking commonly with the Whigs of the State
+and with the Tories of the Church.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Swift,&#8221; say his opponents, &#8220;rails at the whole human race;&#8221; so he does,
+and so do we all, at particular times and seasons; when long experience
+has shown us the selfishness of some, the hollowness of others, and the
+base ingratitude of the world. Not having lifted his voice in protestation
+against the terrible penal laws inflicted on his Catholic brethren, and
+enacted before his door, is, perhaps, the heaviest indictment brought
+against his name, and the one which, on examination, will prove the most
+futile. He was the last man who, from his connection with a discarded Tory
+party, could have taken action with any effect; for if he had made the
+attempt, and if complaints had originated from it, they would have<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span> been
+interpreted into murmurs of rebellion. One revolt had been put down in
+Scotland, in which it was supposed that every Catholic in Ireland was
+implicated, and another which was hatching in the country, broke out in
+1745; consequently, any interference of Swift on behalf of the Roman
+Catholics would have drawn upon him the total displeasure of the
+government and have caused him to be voted an enemy to his country, as was
+done in the case of Lucas, twenty years after. His words on another
+occasion show that he was not wanting in sympathy towards the native
+Irish. &#8220;The English should be ashamed of the reproaches they cast on their
+ignorance, dullness, and want of courage; defects arising only from the
+poverty and slavery they suffer from their inhuman neighbours, and the
+base, corrupt spirit of too many of the gentry. By such treatment as this
+the very Grecians are grown slavish, ignorant, and superstitious. I do
+assert that from several experiments I have made in travelling in both
+England and Ireland, I have found the poor cottagers in the latter
+kingdom, who could speak our language, to have a much better natural taste
+for good sense, humour, and raillery than ever I observed among people of
+the sort in England. But the million of oppressions the national Irish lie
+under, the tyranny of their landlords, the ridiculous zeal of their
+priests and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span> the general misery of the whole nation, have been enough to
+damp the best spirits under the sun.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>When Swift&#8217;s friends were out of power, Oxford no longer at Court and
+Bolingbroke in exile, he returned to Ireland, and after visiting several
+parts of the country, and making himself acquainted with the exact
+condition of the people, he took up the cause of Ireland with a vigour
+rarely exhibited by any patriot. The last twenty-five years of his sane
+life were given to his country, during which time he devoted almost all
+his energy to Irish concerns. His stern sense of justice prompted him to
+lay bare the wrongs of his native land with the cool calculation of a
+banker examining accounts, or that of a surgeon cutting open a tumour. His
+letters, pamphlets, and sermons are full of allusions to the miseries and
+disabilities of the Irish. In writing to Pope, he disclaims the title of
+Patriot, and gives us exactly his motive. &#8220;What I do,&#8221; he says, &#8220;is owing
+to perfect rage and resentment, and the mortifying sight of slavery,
+folly, and baseness about me, among which I am forced to live.&#8221; It is said
+that he was a disappointed, mortified man. I allow he was. Swift was
+ill-used as well as his country. Was he therefore not to resent the
+injuries offered her because wrongs were heaped on himself, or, after
+remaining quiet under the disappointments of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span> years, are we to suppose
+that at the end of that period his own private grievances ceased to be
+intolerable, and that the public provocations which became urgent had no
+effect upon him?</p>
+
+<p>About 1720, a narrow, exclusive clique governed Ireland in avowed contempt
+of all phases of Irish opinion. The need of reform had occupied the
+attention only of an insignificant handful. None had yet succeeded in
+rousing a national spirit to resist the people&#8217;s wrongs, an
+over-insistence of which wrongs was looked upon as veiled Jacobitism. No
+doubt Swift&#8217;s first motive was opposition to Walpole and his party. He
+looked back with bitterness to the fall of his friends. He disliked the
+cant of the Whigs and their travesty of liberty; from that moment his real
+interest in Ireland began. Swift scorned Jacobitism, and had a righteous
+contempt for &#8220;divine right and absolute prerogative.&#8221; He justified the
+Revolution; was opposed to a Popish successor; had a mortal antipathy to a
+standing army in time of peace; desired that parliaments should be annual;
+disliked the monied interest in opposition to the territorial; feared the
+growth of the national debt; and dreaded further encroachments on the
+liberty of the subject. He believed the Whig government of Ireland to be
+founded on corruption. All these opinions went<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span> to swell the current of
+his indignation against Irish wrongs, and it was in consequence of them
+that he lashed the government with his scorpion pen.</p>
+
+<p>The papers written by Swift during the years 1720 to 1734 are now little
+studied by the people or their representatives; nevertheless, if carefully
+examined, they will be found useful in throwing light upon the unsolved
+problem. They deal with everything connected with the country: with banks,
+currency, agriculture, fisheries, grazing, beggars, planting,
+bog-reclaiming and road-making; and all in a style peculiarly his own, a
+style seldom equalled and never surpassed. His pictures of the state of
+the country present curious parallels to what we find to-day. There are,
+of course, references to grievances which have long ceased to exist; such
+as the penal laws, and the restriction on trade, but there are many
+long-standing evils which are not much better now than they were in
+Swift&#8217;s day. The rack-renting, absentee landlords are more numerous in
+1887 than they were in 1730, while the improvements effected by the
+tenants were as much a dead loss of capital in the time of Swift, as in
+the days of Gladstone.</p>
+
+<p>The secret of Swift&#8217;s forcible utterances is that he infused himself into
+everything he wrote; and his writings, in consequence, exhibit, not merely
+his intellectual<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span> power, but also his moral nature, his principles, his
+prejudices, even his temper. Swift possessed the most masculine intellect
+of his age, and was the most earnest thinker of his times. He wrote like a
+man of the world, and a gentleman; scorning the conceits of rhetorical
+flourish, and never stooping to <i>ad misericordiam</i> appeals for sympathy.</p>
+
+<p>Of all writers of the English language, his style most approximates to
+that of the old orators of Greece in force, rapidity, directness,
+dexterity, luminous statement, and honest homeliness. The reader is
+impelled with his vigour, as a soldier by the blast of a trumpet; while
+his feelings are captivated by his author&#8217;s manifest sincerity; his
+outburst of derisive scorn and withering invective, alternately heat and
+chill the blood. Perhaps his merit is most revealed in the profound
+sagacity of his political observations, infusing into his country that
+spirit which enabled her to demand those rights she at last established.
+Swift&#8217;s character rose in Ireland with his defence of it in 1724; for, by
+his conduct then, he acquired an esteem and influence which can never be
+forgotten. The question of consideration at that day was not whether
+Wood&#8217;s halfpence were good or bad:&mdash;the question was, whether an
+enterprising manufacturer of copper should prevail against Ireland. An
+insulting<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span> patent, obtained in the most insidious way, was issued by the
+British Cabinet without consulting the legitimate rulers of the country.
+Against it the grand juries protested, the corporations protested, the
+Irish parliament protested. All failed. At last there stood forth a
+private clergyman, whose party was proscribed and himself persecuted, and
+he carried the country at his back and forced the British minister to
+retire within his trenches. Ireland, trampled on by a British minister, by
+a British and Irish parliament; Ireland that had lost her trade, her
+judicature, her parliament; sunk with the weight of oppression, prevails
+under the direction of a solitary priest, who not only inspired but
+instructed his countrymen in a magnificent vindication of their liberty
+and the most noble repudiation of dependence ever taught a nation; telling
+them, &#8220;that by the law of God, of nature, of nations, and of their country
+they are and ought to be as free a people as their brethren in England.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The patriot rose above the divine. He taught his country to protest
+against her grievances, and gave her a spirit by which she redressed them.
+Besides, he created a public opinion in &#8220;a nation of slaves&#8221; and used it
+as a political force against a vicious system of government. &#8220;For my own
+part,&#8221; says Swift, referring to the imposition of the copper coinage, &#8220;who
+am but a man of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span> obscure condition, I do solemnly declare in the presence
+of Almighty God that I will suffer the most ignominious torturing death,
+rather than submit to receive this accursed coin, or any other that shall
+be liable to these objections, until they shall be forced upon me by a law
+of my own country, and if that shall ever happen, I will transport myself
+into some foreign land, and eat the bread of poverty among a free people.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>And who was this man who touched with fire the hearts of a nation and
+played on their feelings as a skilful musician runs his fingers over the
+keys of an instrument? A simple journalist, of obscure origin, without
+rank or station, with nothing but a beggarly Irish living to fall back
+upon, yet endowed with heaven-born genius and the pride of an insulted
+god. He treated art like man: with the same sovereign pride scribbling his
+articles in haste, scorning the wretched necessity for reading them over,
+putting his name to nothing he wrote; letting every piece make its way on
+its own merits, recommended by none. Swift had the soul of a dictator and
+the heart of a woman.</p>
+
+<p>This self-devouring heart could not understand the callousness and
+indifference of the world. He asked: &#8220;Do not the corruptions and
+villainies of men eat your flesh and consume your spirits?&#8221;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span> Swift, like
+his great Master, was moved by compassion for the multitude. He knew what
+poverty and scorn were, even at an age when the mind expands and the path
+of life is sown with generous hopes. At that time, his career was crushed
+with the iron ring of poverty; maintained by the alms of his family;
+secretary to a flattered, gouty courtier, at the magnificent salary of
+20<i>l.</i> a year, and a seat at the servants&#8217; table: obliged to submit to the
+whims of my lord and the fancies of an acidulous virgin, my lord&#8217;s sister;
+lured with false hopes; and forced, after an attempt at independence, to
+resume the livery which scorched his soul. When writing his directions to
+servants, he was relating with bitterness what he himself had suffered;
+his proud heart bursting at the memory of indignities received while his
+lips were locked. Under an outward calm, a tempest of wrath and desire
+lashed his soul. Twenty years of insult and humiliation, the inner tempest
+raging, as all his brilliant dreams faded from hope deferred;&mdash;such was
+the man who moved his country to its centre and won her eternal gratitude.</p>
+
+<p>In discussing the burning topics of the day, Swift had against him the
+king, his parliament, and all the people of England, together with the
+Irish government and the Irish judges. The Irish parliament, whose cause
+he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span> defended, could not have saved him: that sycophant assembly could not
+save itself, and was besides so lowered and debased by the over-ruling
+power of England, that it was more likely to become his prosecutor than
+his protector. Swift stood like Atlas, unmoved, and so laid the foundation
+of his country&#8217;s liberty.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Swift was honoured,&#8221; says Johnson, &#8220;by the populace of Ireland as their
+champion, patron, and instructor, and gained such power as, considered
+both in its extent and duration, scarce any man has ever enjoyed without
+greater wealth or higher station. The benefit was indeed great. He had
+rescued Ireland from a very oppressive and predatory invasion: and the
+popularity which he had gained he was very diligent to keep, by appearing
+forward and zealous on every occasion when the public interest was
+supposed to be involved. He showed clearly that wit, confederated with
+truth, had such fire as authority was not able to resist. He said truly of
+himself that Ireland was his debtor. It was from this time, when he first
+began to patronize the Irish, that they may date their riches and
+prosperity. He taught them first to know their own interest, their weight
+and their strength; and gave them spirit to assert that equality with
+their fellow-subjects, to which they have ever since been making vigorous<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span>
+advances, and to claim those rights which they have at last established.
+Nor can they be charged with ingratitude to their benefactor, for they
+reverenced him as a guardian and obeyed him as a dictator.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The birth of political and patriotic spirit in Ireland may be traced to
+the &#8220;Drapier&#8217;s Letters.&#8221; No agitation that has since taken place in the
+country has been so immediately and completely successful. The whole power
+of the English government was found ineffectual to cope with the
+opposition that had been roused, and marshalled by one man. The Letters
+brought Swift fame and influence, and from the date of their publication,
+he became the most powerful and popular man in Ireland. The Irish obeyed
+his words as if they were the fiat of an oracle.</p>
+
+<p>Swift was no hack writer, lending his pen to any administration that paid
+for his services; his individuality placed him above the herd of writers,
+and he scorned to be used in this way. When Harley sent him a 50<i>l.</i>
+cheque for his first articles in the <i>Examiner</i>, he returned it, and
+haughtily demanded an apology, which was promptly given. He warned the
+ministers that he acted with them on terms of equality, and that he would
+not tolerate even coldness on their part; &#8220;for it is what I would hardly
+bear from a crowned head; no<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span> subject&#8217;s favour was worth it.&#8221; He
+afterwards explained, &#8220;If we let these great ministers pretend too much,
+there will be no governing them.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>After the publication of the fourth Drapier&#8217;s Letter, the government
+offered a reward for the apprehension of the printer; Swift was so enraged
+at this proceeding that he suddenly entered the reception-room, elbowed
+his way up to the Lord-Lieutenant, and, with indignation on his
+countenance and thunder in his voice, said: &#8220;So, my Lord, this is a
+glorious exploit you performed yesterday in suffering a proclamation
+against a poor shop-keeper, whose only crime is an honest endeavour to
+save his country from ruin;&#8221; and then added, with a bitter laugh, &#8220;I
+suppose your lordship will expect a statue in copper for your services to
+Mr. Wood.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The accession of George I. exiled Swift to Ireland, at that time the most
+impoverished country on the face of the globe. Swift regarded Dublin as a
+&#8220;good enough place to die in.&#8221; No wonder, when he showed that there were
+not found in it five gentlemen who could give a dinner at which a scholar
+and gentleman could find congenial companionship. Ireland then was in a
+state of national ruin and semi-barbarism; one of the most palpable evils
+of Irish life was absenteeism. It<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span> was the habit of the English officials
+elected to remunerative offices, to employ a deputy to perform the duty on
+the tenth of the salary&mdash;to come over in batches, landing at Ringsend on
+Saturday night, receiving the sacrament at the nearest church on Sunday
+morning, taking the oaths on Monday in the Courts, and setting sail for
+England in the afternoon, leaving no trace of their existence in Ireland,
+save their names on the civil list as recipients of a salary.</p>
+
+<p>Out of a total rental of 1,800,000<i>l.</i> about 600,000<i>l.</i> was spent in
+England. There was nothing to encourage a landlord to live in the country;
+no political career was open to him; all the offices in his country went
+to strangers. He was without education or any intellectual interest;
+nothing was left him but lavish displays of brutal luxury, endless
+carouses, and barbaric hospitality. The Irish landlords were despised for
+their rude manners by the fresh importations from England; they repaid
+this contempt on their tenants.</p>
+
+<p>The vast majority of the Catholics were without the protection of the law;
+absolutely ignorant and sunk in an abyss of poverty. The poor peasant, as
+soon as the potatoes were planted, shut up his damp, smoky hut, and
+started soliciting alms through the country: idle and lazy, he wandered
+from house to house. Begging became a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span> recognized profession. Adepts were
+hired to complete the family group, and these shared the spoils of the
+season; girls were debauched, in order that they might, as fictitious
+widows, move compassion and earn alms. In winter they camped together in
+companies; the length and breadth of the country was cursed with a brood
+of hedgers, born of adultery and incest, herding together in troops, when
+the ties of relationship were as completely lost as in a herd of cattle.</p>
+
+<p>The English clique at the Castle were too much occupied in checking
+fancied disaffection and dispensing patronage to secure the support of
+hungry partisans, to care for the welfare of the masses. The local gentry,
+despised by the governing clique, allowed matters to drift from bad to
+worse. The better part of the population left the country in disgust. Such
+was the condition of Ireland when Swift stood out as its defender. The
+wrongs of Ireland cried to heaven for adjustment.</p>
+
+<p>Since the days of Charles II. the Irish had been forbidden to seek a
+market in England for their cattle. Since the last years of William III.
+harsh laws crushed out the woollen trade, restricting it to a precarious
+market formed by a contraband trade with France, every year getting worse.
+Misery wanted only a voice to utter its lamentation. Swift assumed this
+function in his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span> &#8220;Proposal for the universal use of manufactures,&#8221;
+published in 1720. Comments on the pamphlets are needless.</p>
+
+<p>The evil of absenteeism was of ancient date and the efforts to eradicate
+it still older. By a statute of Richard II., two-thirds of the estate of
+an absentee were forfeited to the Crown. The Lancastrian kings pursued the
+same policy. Henry VIII. made a strong effort to correct the abuse, by
+resuming whole Irish estates of some English nobles who were habitual
+absentees. Under the early Stuarts the same course was pursued, but the
+evil continues to our own day without any abatement. In Swift&#8217;s time,
+residence had not been encouraged; statutes to enforce it remained on the
+statute-book, but they were a dead letter. The landlord drew the rent from
+Ireland, without helping to pay the taxes. He spent it in England and
+frequently more than the amount, leaving the estates encumbered with
+mortgages in the hands of English mortgagees. The holder of an Irish
+office thought only of its emoluments, and was indignant at any suggestion
+of living in the country burdened with his support, and nominally entitled
+to his services. The land was reduced to a state of bankruptcy and
+desolation; famine swept through it, and the people were perishing in
+thousands. It<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span> was at this terrible juncture that Swift put forth in
+despair his &#8220;Modest Proposal,&#8221; one of the last efforts of his marvellous
+genius, and it shamed the government into taking some steps to redress the
+suffering which prevailed.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Swift&#8217;s pieces relating to Ireland,&#8221; says Edmund Burke, &#8220;are those of a
+public nature, in which the Dean appears, as usual, in the best light,
+because they do honour to his heart as well as his head, furnishing some
+additional proofs, that though he was very free in his abuse of the
+inhabitants of that country, as well natives as foreigners, he had their
+interest sincerely at heart, and perfectly understood it. His sermon on
+doing good, though peculiarly adapted to Ireland, and Wood&#8217;s design upon
+it, contains perhaps the best motives to Patriotism that was ever
+delivered within so small a compass.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>There is no need to refer here to the other works of genius that came from
+his pen; they are well known. The object of the present writer is to deal
+exclusively with what has reference to Ireland, and while exhibiting Swift
+as a patriot, no attempt is made to exclude his faults or deny his
+imperfections; those faults were redeemed by devoted friendship and noble
+generosity.</p>
+
+<p>His friendship with Addison continued till the day of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span> his death, and so
+strong was the bond between them, that when the two met for an evening,
+they never wished for a third person to support or enliven the
+conversation. Of him, Pope said:&mdash;&#8220;Nothing of you can die; nothing of you
+can decay; nothing of you can suffer; nothing of you can be obscured or
+locked up from esteem and admiration, except what is at the Deanery. May
+the rest of you be as happy hereafter as honest men may expect and need
+not doubt, while they know that their Maker is merciful.&#8221; One can imagine
+how dear he was to those friends, when Bolingbroke writes:&mdash;&#8220;I love you
+for a thousand things, for none more than for the just esteem and love
+which you have for all the sons of Adam.&#8221; No one esteemed Swift more than
+Lord Carteret, who, when hearing of his illness, wrote:&mdash;&#8220;That you may
+enjoy the continuation of all happiness is my wish. As to futurity I know
+your name will be remembered, when the names of Kings, Lord-Lieutenants,
+Archbishops, and Parliamentary politicians will be forgotten. At last you
+yourself must fall into oblivion, which may be less than one thousand
+years, though the term may be uncertain and will depend on the progress
+that barbarity and ignorance may make, notwithstanding the sedulous
+endeavours of the great Prelates in this and succeeding ages.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span>The account of Swift thus coming from men of the greatest genius of their
+age, carries with it incontestable evidence in his favour, and completely
+pulverizes the slanderous accusations heaped on him by his enemies. The
+manly tone of his writing penetrated the character of the whole English
+colony and bore fruit, long after the proud heart was laid at rest in the
+great Irish cathedral. The place is marked by an inscription written by
+himself, and touchingly refers to a time when the heart can no longer be
+tortured with fierce indignation born from the contemplation of licensed
+injustice. The character of Swift has long been vindicated, for animosity
+perishes, but humanity is eternal.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE DRAPIER&#8217;S LETTERS.</h2>
+
+<p>There was a lack of copper coin in Ireland, which hampered the small
+transactions of the poor, and rendered the payment of weekly or daily
+wages a matter of difficulty. This want was reported to the English
+Cabinet; it was taken up, not as a grievance to be met with redress, but
+as a new opportunity for a job. A patent to make a copper coinage was
+granted to William Wood, a gentleman whose antecedents were not
+creditable. According to the habits of the day, the patent had to pass
+through various officials, each of whom had doubtless to be paid: a sort
+of black-mail on the transaction. The amount of the coinage had to be
+large to enable Wood to recoup himself and make his own profit. It was
+fixed at 108,000<i>l.</i>, a sum vastly in excess of its need. The greatest
+share of the plunder was to fall to the king&#8217;s mistress. The Duchess of
+Kendal was to receive 10,000<i>l.</i> from Wood, to whom she farmed the patent.
+It was from the bottom to the top a scandalous job, and to add to its
+depravity, it was passed without consulting the responsible governors of
+the country. It was only when all efforts to defeat its passage were
+concluded,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span> that Swift stepped in. The indignation of the country had
+risen to boiling-point; he gave it a voice. In describing the patent,
+Swift exaggerated its consequences. It is absurd to suppose that what he
+said of it was absolutely true, or that Swift thought it to be true. His
+object was to put a scandalous transaction in the grossest aspect
+possible. Swift adopted the ordinary recognized methods of political
+controversy. Apart from exaggeration, there was enough of injustice in the
+matter to justify any language which would tend to remove it.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><br />LETTER I.</p>
+<div class="note">
+<p class="center"><i>To the Tradesmen, Shopkeepers, Farmers, and Country-people in general, of the Kingdom of Ireland</i>,</p>
+
+<p class="center">Concerning the brass halfpence coined by one William Wood, Hardwareman, with a design to have them pass in this kingdom!</p>
+
+<p class="hang">Wherein is shewn the power of his Patent, the value of his Halfpence, and
+how far every person may be obliged to take the same in payments, and how
+to behave himself, in case such an attempt should be made by Wood, or any
+other person.</p>
+
+<p class="center">(VERY PROPER TO BE KEPT IN EVERY FAMILY.)</p>
+
+<p class="center">By M. B., <span class="smcap">Drapier</span>, 1724.</p></div>
+
+<p class="center"><br /><span class="smcap">Brethren, Friends, Countrymen, and Fellow-Subjects.</span></p>
+
+<p>What I intend now to say to you, is, next to your duty to God, and the
+care of your salvation, of the greatest<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span> concern to yourselves and your
+children; your bread and clothing, and every common necessary of life,
+depend entirely upon it. Therefore I do most earnestly exhort you as men,
+as Christians, as parents, and as lovers of your country, to read this
+paper with the utmost attention, or get it read to you by others; which,
+that you may do at the less expense, I have ordered the printer to sell it
+at the lowest rate.</p>
+
+<p>It is a great fault among you, that when a person writes with no other
+intention than to do you good, you will not be at the pains to read his
+advices. One copy of this paper may serve a dozen of you, which will be
+less than a farthing apiece. It is your folly, that you have no common or
+general interest in your view, not even the wisest among you; neither do
+you know, or inquire, or care, who are your friends, or who are your
+enemies.</p>
+
+<p>About four years ago, a little book was written to advise all people to
+wear the manufactures of this our own dear country.<a name='fna_1' id='fna_1' href='#f_1'><small>[1]</small></a> It had no other
+design, said nothing against the King or Parliament, or any persons
+whatever; yet the poor printer was prosecuted two years with the utmost
+violence, and even some weavers themselves (for whose sake it was
+written), being upon the <span class="smcaplc">JURY</span>,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span> found him guilty. This would be enough to
+discourage any man from endeavouring to do you good, when you will either
+neglect him, or fly in his face for his pains, and when he must expect
+only danger to himself, and to be fined and imprisoned, perhaps to his
+ruin.</p>
+
+<p>However, I cannot but warn you once more of the manifest destruction
+before your eyes, if you do not behave yourself, as you ought.</p>
+
+<p>I will therefore first tell you the plain story of the fact, and then I
+will lay before you how you ought to act, in common prudence according to
+the laws of your country.</p>
+
+<p>The fact is this: It having been many years since <span class="smcaplc">COPPER HALFPENCE OR
+FARTHINGS</span> were last coined in this kingdom, they have been for some time
+very scarce, and many counterfeits passed about under the name of <i>raps</i>,
+several applications were made to England that we might have liberty to
+coin new ones, as in former times we did; but they did not succeed. At
+last, one Mr. Wood, a mean ordinary man, a hardware dealer, procured a
+patent under his Majesty&#8217;s broad seal to coin 108,000<i>l.</i><a name='fna_2' id='fna_2' href='#f_2'><small>[2]</small></a> in copper for
+this kingdom; which patent, however, did not oblige any one here to take
+them, unless they pleased. Now you must know,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span> that the halfpence and
+farthings in England pass for very little more than they are worth; and if
+you should beat them to pieces, and sell them to the brazier, you would
+not lose much above a penny in a shilling. But Mr. Wood made his halfpence
+of such base metal, and so much smaller than the English ones, that the
+brazier would not give you above a penny of good money for a shilling of
+his; so that this sum of 108,000<i>l.</i> in good gold and silver, must be
+given for trash, that will not be worth eight or nine thousand pounds real
+value. But this is not the worst; for Mr. Wood, when he pleases, may, by
+stealth, send over another 108,000<i>l.</i>, and buy all our goods for eleven
+parts in twelve under the value. For example, if a hatter sells a dozen of
+hats for five shillings apiece, which amounts to three pounds, and
+receives the payment in Wood&#8217;s coin, he really receives only the value of
+five shillings.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps you will wonder how such an ordinary fellow as this Mr. Wood could
+have so much interest as to get his Majesty&#8217;s broad seal for so great a
+sum of bad money to be sent to this poor country; and that all the
+nobility and gentry here could not obtain the same favour, and let us make
+our own halfpence, as we used to do. Now I will make that matter very
+plain: We are at a great distance from the King&#8217;s court, and have<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span> nobody
+there to solicit for us, although a great number of lords and &#8217;squires,
+whose estates are here, and are our countrymen, spend all their lives and
+fortunes there; but this same Mr. Wood was able to attend constantly for
+his own interest; he is an Englishman, and had great friends; and, it
+seems, knew very well where to give money to those that would speak to
+others, that could speak to the King, and would tell a fair story. And his
+Majesty, and perhaps the great lord or lords who advise him, might think
+it was for our country&#8217;s good; and so, as the lawyers express it, &#8220;The
+King was deceived in his grant,&#8221; which often happens in all reigns. And I
+am sure if his Majesty knew that such a patent, if it should take effect
+according to the desire of Mr. Wood, would utterly ruin this kingdom,
+which has given such great proofs of its loyalty, he would immediately
+recall it, and perhaps show his displeasure to somebody or other; but a
+word to the wise is enough. Most of you must have heard with what anger
+our honourable House of Commons received an account of this Wood&#8217;s patent.
+There were several fine speeches made upon it, and plain proofs that it
+was all a wicked cheat from the bottom to the top; and several smart votes
+were printed, which that same Wood had the assurance to answer likewise in
+print; and in so confident a way, as<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span> if he were a better man than our
+whole Parliament put together.</p>
+
+<p>This Wood, as soon as his patent was passed, or soon after, sends over a
+great many barrels of those halfpence to Cork, and other seaport towns;
+and to get them off, offered a hundred pounds in his coin, for seventy or
+eighty in silver; but the collectors of the King&#8217;s customs very honestly
+refused to take them, and so did almost everybody else. And since the
+Parliament has condemned them, and desired the King that they might be
+stopped, all the kingdom do abominate them.</p>
+
+<p>But Wood is still working underhand to force his halfpence upon us; and if
+he can, by the help of his friends in England, prevail so far as to get an
+order, that the commissioners and collectors of the King&#8217;s money shall
+receive them, and that the army is to be paid with them, then he thinks
+his work shall be done. And this is the difficulty you will be under in
+such a case: for the common soldier, when he goes to the market, or
+alehouse, will offer this money; and if it be refused, perhaps he will
+swagger and hector, and threaten to beat the butcher or ale-wife, or take
+the goods by force, and throw them the bad halfpence. In this and the like
+cases, the shopkeeper or victualler, or any other tradesman, has no more
+to do, than to demand<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span> ten times the price of his goods, if it is to be
+paid in Wood&#8217;s money; for example, twenty pence of that money for a quart
+of ale and so in all things else, and not part with his goods till he gets
+the money.</p>
+
+<p>For, suppose you go to an ale-house with that base money, and the landlord
+gives you a quart for four of those halfpence, what must the victualler
+do? his brewer will not be paid in that coin; or, if the brewer should be
+such a fool, the farmers will not take it from them for their bere,<a name='fna_3' id='fna_3' href='#f_3'><small>[3]</small></a>
+because they are bound, by their leases, to pay their rent in good and
+lawful money of England; which this is not, nor of Ireland neither; and
+the &#8217;squire, their landlord, will never be so bewitched to take such trash
+for his land; so that it must certainly stop somewhere or other; and
+wherever it stops, it is the same thing, and we are all undone.</p>
+
+<p>The common weight of these halfpence is between four and five to an
+ounce&mdash;suppose five, then three shillings and four pence will weigh a
+pound, and consequently twenty shillings will weigh six pounds butter
+weight. Now there are many hundred farmers, who pay two hundred pounds a
+year rent; therefore, when one of these farmers comes with his half-year&#8217;s
+rent, which is one hundred pounds, it will be at least<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span> six hundred
+pounds&#8217; weight, which is three horses&#8217; load.</p>
+
+<p>If a &#8217;squire has a mind to come to town to buy clothes and wine, and
+spices for himself and family, or perhaps to pass the winter here, he must
+bring with him five or six horses well loaden with sacks, as the farmers
+bring their corn; and when his lady comes in her coach to our shops, it
+must be followed by a car loaded with Mr. Wood&#8217;s money. And I hope we
+shall have the grace to take it for no more than it is worth.</p>
+
+<p>They say &#8217;Squire Conolly<a name='fna_4' id='fna_4' href='#f_4'><small>[4]</small></a> has sixteen thousand pounds a-year; now, if he
+sends for his rent to town, as it is likely he does, he must have two
+hundred and fifty horses to bring up his half-year&#8217;s rent, and two or
+three great cellars in his house for stowage. But what the bankers will do
+I cannot tell; for I am assured, that some great bankers keep by them
+forty thousand pounds in ready cash, to answer all payments; which sum, in
+Mr. Wood&#8217;s money, would require twelve hundred horses to carry it.</p>
+
+<p>For my own part, I am already resolved what to do; I have a pretty good
+shop of Irish stuffs and silks; and instead of taking Mr. Wood&#8217;s bad
+copper, I intend to truck with my neighbours, the butchers, and bakers,
+and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span> brewers, and the rest, goods for goods; and the little gold and
+silver I have, I will keep by me, like my heart&#8217;s blood, till better
+times, or until I am just ready to starve; and then I will buy Mr. Wood&#8217;s
+money, as my father did the brass money in King James&#8217;s time,<a name='fna_5' id='fna_5' href='#f_5'><small>[5]</small></a> who could
+buy ten pounds of it with a guinea; and I hope to get as much for a
+pistole, and so purchase bread from those who will be such fools as to
+sell it me. These halfpence, if they once pass, will soon be
+counterfeited, because it may be cheaply done, the stuff is so base. The
+Dutch, likewise, will probably do the same thing, and send them over to us
+to pay for our goods; and Mr. Wood will never be at rest, but coin on: so
+that in some years we shall have at least five times 108,000<i>l.</i> of this
+lumber. Now the current money of this kingdom is not reckoned to be above
+four hundred thousand pounds in all; and while there is a silver sixpence
+left, these bloodsuckers will never be quiet. When once the kingdom is
+reduced to such a condition, I will tell you what must be the end: the
+gentlemen of estates will all turn off their tenants for want of payments,
+because, as I told you before, the tenants are obliged by their leases to
+pay sterling, which is lawful current money of England;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span> then they will
+turn their own farmers, as too many of them do already, run all into
+sheep, where they can, keeping only such other cattle as are necessary;
+then they will be their own merchants, and send their wool, and butter,
+and hides, and linen beyond sea, for ready money, and wine, and spices,
+and silks. They will keep only a few miserable cottagers; the farmers must
+rob, or beg, or leave their country; the shopkeepers in this, and every
+other town, must break and starve; for it is the landed man that maintains
+the merchant, and shopkeeper, and handicraftsman.</p>
+
+<p>But when the &#8217;squire turns farmer and merchant himself, all the good money
+he gets from abroad he will hoard up to send for England, and keep some
+poor tailor or weaver and the like in his own house, who will be glad to
+get bread at any rate.</p>
+
+<p>I should never have done, if I were to tell you all the miseries that we
+shall undergo, if we be so foolish and wicked as to take this cursed coin.
+It would be very hard if all Ireland should be put into one scale, and
+this sorry fellow, Wood, into the other; that Mr. Wood should weigh down
+this whole kingdom, by which England gets above a million of good money
+every year clear into their pockets; and that is more than the English do
+by all the world besides.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span>But your great comfort is, that as his Majesty&#8217;s patent does not oblige
+you to take this money, so the laws have not given the crown a power of
+forcing the subject to take what money the King pleases; for then, by the
+same reason, we might be bound to take pebble-stones, or cockle-shells, or
+stamped leather, for current coin, if ever we should happen to live under
+an ill prince; who might likewise, by the same power, make a guinea pass
+for ten pounds, a shilling for twenty shillings, and so on; by which he
+would, in a short time, get all the silver and gold of the kingdom into
+his own hands, and leave us nothing but brass or leather, or what he
+pleased. Neither is anything reckoned more cruel and oppressive in the
+French government than their common practice of calling in all their
+money, after they have sunk it very low, and then coining it anew at a
+much higher value; which, however, is not the thousandth part so wicked as
+this abominable project of Mr. Wood. For the French give their subjects
+silver for silver, and gold for gold; but this fellow will not so much as
+give us good brass or copper for our gold and silver, nor even a twelfth
+part of their worth. Having said thus much, I will now go on to tell you
+the judgment of some great lawyers in this matter, whom I fee&#8217;d on purpose
+for your sakes, and got their opinions under their hands, that I<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span> might be
+sure I went upon good grounds.... I will now, my dear friends, to save you
+the trouble, set before you, in short, what the law obliges you to do, and
+what it does not oblige you to.</p>
+
+<p>First, you are obliged to take all money in payments which is coined by
+the King, and is of the English standard or weight, provided it be of gold
+or silver.</p>
+
+<p>Secondly, you are not obliged to take any money which is not of gold or
+silver; not only the halfpence or farthings of England, but of any other
+country. And it is merely for convenience or ease, that you are content to
+take them; because the custom of coining silver halfpence and farthings
+has long been left off; I suppose on account of their being subject to be
+lost.</p>
+
+<p>Thirdly, much less are you obliged to take those vile halfpence of the
+same Wood, by which you must lose almost eleven pence in every shilling.
+Therefore, my friends, stand to it one and all; refuse this filthy trash.
+It is no treason to rebel against Mr. Wood. His Majesty in his patent,
+obliges nobody to take these halfpence, our gracious prince has no such
+ill-advisers about him; or, if he had, yet you see the laws have not left
+it in the King&#8217;s power to force us to take any coin but what is lawful, of
+right standard, gold and silver. Therefore you have nothing to fear.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span>And let me in the next place apply myself particularly to you who are the
+poorer sort of tradesmen. Perhaps you may think you will not be so great
+losers as the rich, if these halfpence should pass; because you seldom see
+any silver, and your customers come to your shops or stalls with nothing
+but brass, which you likewise find hard to be got. But you may take my
+word, whenever this money gains footing among you, you will be utterly
+undone. If you carry these halfpence to a shop for tobacco or brandy, or
+any other thing that you want, the shopkeeper will advance his goods
+accordingly, or else he must break, and leave the key under the door. &#8220;Do
+you think I will sell you a yard of tenpenny stuff for twenty of Mr.
+Wood&#8217;s halfpence? No, not under two hundred at least; neither will I be at
+the trouble of counting, but weigh them in a lump.&#8221; I will tell you one
+thing farther, that if Mr. Wood&#8217;s project should take, it would ruin even
+our beggars; for when I give a beggar a halfpenny, it will quench his
+thirst, or go a good way to fill his belly; but the twelfth part of a
+halfpenny will do him no more service than if I should give him three pins
+out of my sleeve.</p>
+
+<p>In short, these halfpence are like &#8220;the accursed thing, which,&#8221; as the
+Scripture tells us, &#8220;the children of Israel were forbidden to touch.&#8221; They
+will run about like the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span> plague, and destroy every one who lays his hand
+upon them. I have heard scholars talk of a man who told the King, that he
+had invented a way to torment people, by putting them into a bull of brass
+with fire under it; but the prince put the projector first into it, to
+make the experiment. This very much resembles the project of Mr. Wood; and
+the like of this may probably be Mr. Wood&#8217;s fate; that the brass he
+contrived to torment this kingdom with, may prove his own torment, and his
+destruction at last.</p>
+
+<p>N.B. The author of this paper is informed by persons, who have made it
+their business to be exact in their observations on the true value of
+these halfpence, that any person may expect to get a quart of twopenny ale
+for thirty-six of them.</p>
+
+<p>I desire that all families may keep this paper carefully by them, to
+refresh their memories whenever they shall have farther notice of Mr.
+Wood&#8217;s halfpence, or any other the like imposture.</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center"><span class="large">SECOND LETTER.</span></p>
+
+<p>Walpole recommended his Majesty to compromise the grave issue which had
+risen. An order was issued restricting the importation of Wood&#8217;s copper
+coin to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span> the sum of 40,000<i>l.</i> instead of 108,000<i>l.</i>, to be current only
+amongst those who should be willing to accept them. But the dispute had
+risen too high to admit of accommodation. The real grievance of this
+measure lay rather in its principle than its immediate effects. The merits
+and details of the question are now laid aside. Even Wood is almost
+forgotten in the vehemence of rage, that a nation should be exposed to the
+menaces or mercies of such an adventurer.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><br />LETTER II.</p>
+<div class="note">
+<p class="center"><i>To Mr. Harding, the Printer</i>,</p>
+
+<p class="center">On occasion of a paragraph in his newspaper of August 1, 1724, relating to
+Mr. Wood&#8217;s halfpence.</p></div>
+
+<p class="right"><br /><span style="padding-right: 2em;"><i>August 4, 1724.</i></span></p>
+
+<p>In your Newsletter of the first instant, there is a paragraph, dated from
+London, July 25, relating to Wood&#8217;s halfpence; whereby it is plain, what I
+foretold in my letter to the shopkeepers, &amp;c., that this vile fellow would
+never be at rest; and that the danger of our ruin approaches nearer; and
+therefore the kingdom requires new and fresh warning. However, I take this
+paragraph to be, in a great measure, an imposition upon the public; at
+least I hope so, because I am informed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span> that Mr. Wood is generally his own
+newswriter. I cannot but observe from that paragraph, that this public
+enemy of ours, not satisfied to ruin us with his trash, takes every
+occasion to treat this kingdom with the utmost contempt. He represents
+several of our merchants and traders, upon examination before a committee
+of council, agreeing, that there was the utmost necessity of copper money
+here, before his patent; so that several gentlemen have been forced to
+tally with their workmen, and give them bits of cards sealed and
+subscribed with their names. What then? If a physician prescribe to a
+patient a dram of physic, shall a rascal apothecary cram him with a pound,
+and mix it up with poison? And is not a landlord&#8217;s hand and seal to his
+own labourers a better security for five or ten shillings, than Wood&#8217;s
+brass, ten times below the real value, can be to the kingdom for a hundred
+and eight thousand pounds?</p>
+
+<p>Who are these merchants and traders of Ireland that made this report of
+the utmost necessity we are under for copper money? They are only a few
+betrayers of their country, confederates with Wood, from whom they are to
+purchase a great quantity of coin, perhaps at half the price that we are
+to take it, and vend it among us to the ruin of the public, and their own
+private advantages.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span> Are not these excellent witnesses, upon whose
+integrity the fate of the kingdom must depend, evidences in their own
+cause, and sharers in this work of iniquity?</p>
+
+<p>If we could have deserved the liberty of coining for ourselves as we
+formerly did&mdash;and why we have it not is everybody&#8217;s wonder as well as
+mine&mdash;ten thousand pounds might have been coined here in Dublin of only
+one-fifth below the intrinsic value, and this sum, with the stock of
+halfpence we then had, would have been sufficient. But Wood, by his
+emissaries&mdash;enemies to God and this kingdom&mdash;has taken care to buy up as
+many of our old halfpence as he could, and from thence the present want of
+change arises; to remove which, by Mr. Wood&#8217;s remedy, would be to cure a
+scratch on the finger by cutting off the arm. But, supposing there were
+not one farthing of change in the whole nation, I will maintain that
+five-and-twenty thousand pounds would be a sum fully sufficient to answer
+all our occasions. I am no inconsiderable shopkeeper in this town. I have
+discoursed with several of my own and other trades, with many gentlemen
+both of city and country, and also with great numbers of farmers,
+cottagers, and labourers, who all agree that two shillings in change for
+every family would be more than necessary in all dealings. Now, by the
+largest computation&mdash;even<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span> before that grievous discouragement of
+agriculture, which has so much lessened our numbers&mdash;the souls in this
+kingdom are computed to be one million and a half; which allowing six to a
+family, makes two hundred and fifty thousand families, and, consequently,
+two shillings to each family will amount only to five-and-twenty thousand
+pounds; whereas this honest, liberal hardwareman, Wood, would impose upon
+us above four times that sum. Your paragraph relates further, that Sir
+Isaac Newton reported an assay taken at the Tower of Wood&#8217;s metal, by
+which it appears, that Wood had in all respects performed his contract.
+His contract!&mdash;With whom? Was it with the Parliament or people of Ireland?
+Are not they to be the purchasers? But they detest, abhor, and reject it,
+as corrupt, fraudulent, mingled with dirt and trash. Upon which he grows
+angry, goes to law, and will impose his goods upon us by force.</p>
+
+<p>But your newsletter says, that an assay was made of the coin. How impudent
+and insupportable is this! Wood takes care to coin a dozen or two
+halfpence of good metal, sends them to the Tower, and they are approved;
+and these must answer all that he has already coined, or shall coin for
+the future. It is true, indeed, that a gentleman often sends to my shop
+for a pattern<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span> of stuff; I cut it fairly off, and, if he likes it, he
+comes, or sends, and compares the pattern with the whole piece, and
+probably we come to a bargain. But if I were to buy a hundred sheep, and
+the grazier should bring me one single wether, fat and well-fleeced, by
+way of pattern, and expect the same price round for the whole hundred,
+without suffering me to see them before he was paid, or giving me good
+security to restore my money for those that were lean, or shorn, or
+scabby, I would be none of his customer. I have heard of a man who had a
+mind to sell his house, and therefore carried a piece of brick in his
+pocket, which he showed as a pattern to encourage purchasers; and this is
+directly the case in point with Mr. Wood&#8217;s assay.</p>
+
+<p>The next part of the paragraph contains Mr. Wood&#8217;s voluntary proposals for
+preventing any further objections or apprehensions.</p>
+
+<p>His first proposal is, &#8220;That whereas he has already coined seventeen
+thousand pounds, and has copper prepared to make it up forty thousand
+pounds, he will be content to coin no more, unless the <span class="smcaplc">EXIGENCIES OF TRADE
+REQUIRE IT</span>, although his patent empowers him to coin a far greater
+quantity.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>To which if I were to answer, it should be thus:&mdash;&#8220;Let Mr. Wood, and his
+crew of founders and tinkers<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span> coin on, till there is not an old kettle
+left in the kingdom,&mdash;let them coin old leather, tobacco-pipe clay, or the
+dirt in the street, and call their trumpery by what name they please, from
+a guinea to a farthing,&mdash;we are not under concern to know how he and his
+tribe of accomplices think fit to employ themselves. But I hope and trust,
+that we are all to a man fully determined to have nothing to do with him
+or his ware.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The King has given him a patent to coin halfpence, but has not obliged us
+to take them; and I have already shown, in my letter to the shopkeepers,
+&amp;c., that the law has not left it in the power of the prerogative to
+compel the subject to take any money besides gold and silver, of the right
+sterling and standard.</p>
+
+<p>Wood further proposes, if I understand him right&mdash;for his expressions are
+dubious&mdash;that he will not coin above forty thousand pounds, unless the
+exigencies of trade require it.</p>
+
+<p>First, I observe, that this sum of forty thousand pounds is almost double
+to what I proved to be sufficient for the whole kingdom, although we had
+not one of our old halfpence left.</p>
+
+<p>Again, I ask, who is to be judge when the exigencies of trade require it?
+Without doubt he means himself; for as to us of this poor kingdom, who
+must be utterly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span> ruined if this project should succeed, we were never once
+consulted till the matter was over, and he will judge of our exigencies by
+his own. Neither will these ever be at an end till he and his accomplices
+think they have enough; and it now appears, that he will not be content
+with all our gold and silver, but intends to buy up our goods and
+manufactures with the same coin.... His last proposal, being of a peculiar
+strain and nature, deserves to be very particularly considered, both on
+account of the matter and the style. It is as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Lastly, in consideration of the direful apprehensions which prevail in
+Ireland, that Mr. Wood will, by such coinage, drain them of their gold and
+silver, he proposes to take their manufactures in exchange, and that no
+person be obliged to receive more than fivepence halfpenny at one
+payment.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>First, observe this little impudent hardwareman turning into ridicule the
+direful apprehensions of a whole kingdom, priding himself as the cause of
+them, and daring to prescribe what no King of England ever attempted, how
+far a whole nation shall be obliged to take his brass coin. And he has
+reason to insult; for sure there was never an example in history of a
+great kingdom kept in awe for above a year, in daily dread of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span> utter
+destruction&mdash;not by a powerful invader, at the head of twenty thousand
+men&mdash;not by a plague or a famine&mdash;not by a tyrannical prince (for we never
+had one more gracious), or a corrupt administration&mdash;but by one single,
+diminutive, insignificant mechanic.... His proposals conclude with perfect
+high treason. He promises, that no person shall be obliged to receive more
+than fivepence halfpenny of his coin in one payment. By which it is plain,
+that he pretends to oblige every subject in this kingdom to take so much
+in every payment if it be offered; whereas his patent obliges no man, nor
+can the prerogative, by law, claim such a power, as I have often observed;
+so that here Mr. Wood takes upon him the entire legislature, and an
+absolute dominion over the properties of the whole nation.</p>
+
+<p>Good God! who are this wretch&#8217;s advisers? Who are his supporters,
+abettors, encouragers, or sharers? Mr. Wood will oblige me to take
+fivepence halfpenny of his brass in every payment; and I will shoot Mr.
+Wood and his deputies through the head, like highwaymen or housebreakers,
+if they dare to force one farthing of their coin on me in the payment of a
+hundred pounds. It is no loss of honour to submit it to the lion; but who,
+with the figure of a man, can think with patience of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span> being devoured alive
+by a rat? He has laid a tax upon the people of Ireland of seventeen
+shillings, at least, in the pound; a tax, I say, not only upon lands, but
+interest-money, goods, manufactures, the hire of handicraftsmen,
+labourers, and servants.</p>
+
+<p>Shopkeepers, look to yourselves!&mdash;Wood will oblige and force you to take
+fivepence halfpenny of his trash in every payment, and many of you receive
+twenty, thirty, forty payments in one day, or else you can hardly find
+bread. And, pray, consider how much that will amount to in a year. Twenty
+times fivepence halfpenny is nine shillings and twopence, which is above a
+hundred and sixty pounds a year; wherein you will be losers of at least
+one hundred and forty pounds by taking your payments in his money. If any
+of you be content to deal with Mr. Wood on such conditions, you may; but,
+for my own particular, let his money perish with him! If the famous Mr.
+Hampden rather chose to go to prison than pay a few shillings to King
+Charles I. without authority of Parliament, I will rather choose to be
+hanged than have all my substance taxed at seventeen shillings in the
+pound, at the arbitrary will and pleasure of the venerable Mr. Wood.</p>
+
+<p>The paragraph concludes thus:&mdash;&#8220;N.B.&#8221; that is to say, <i>nota bene</i>, or
+<i>mark well</i>, &#8220;No evidence appeared<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span> from Ireland, or elsewhere, to prove
+the mischiefs complained of, or any abuses whatsoever committed, in the
+execution of the said grant.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The impudence of this remark exceeds all that went before. First, the
+House of Commons in Ireland, which represents the whole people of the
+kingdom, and, secondly, the Privy-council, addressed his Majesty against
+these halfpence. What could be done more to express the universal sense of
+the nation? If his copper were diamonds, and the kingdom were entirely
+against it, would not that be sufficient to reject it? Must a committee of
+the whole House of Commons, and our whole Privy-council, go over to argue
+<i>pro</i> and <i>con</i> with Mr. Wood? To what end did the King give his patent
+for coining halfpence for Ireland? Was it not because it was represented
+to his sacred Majesty, that such a coinage would be of advantage to the
+good of this kingdom, and of all his subjects here? It is to the
+patentee&#8217;s peril if this representation be false, and the execution of his
+patent be fraudulent and corrupt. Is he so wicked and foolish to think,
+that his patent was given him to ruin a million and a half of people, that
+he might be a gainer of three or four score thousand pounds to himself?
+Before he was at the charge of passing a patent, much more of raking up
+so<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span> much filthy dross, and stamping it with his Majesty&#8217;s image and
+superscription, should he not first, in common sense, in common equity,
+and common manners, have consulted the principal party concerned,&mdash;that is
+to say, the people of the kingdom, the House of Lords, or Commons, or the
+Privy-council? If any foreigner should ask us, whose image and
+superscription there is on Wood&#8217;s coin? we should be ashamed to tell him
+it was C&aelig;sar&#8217;s. In that great want of copper halfpence which he alleges we
+were, our city set up our C&aelig;sar&#8217;s statue<a name='fna_6' id='fna_6' href='#f_6'><small>[6]</small></a> in excellent copper, at an
+expense that is equal to thirty thousand pounds of his coin, and we will
+not receive his image in worse metal.</p>
+
+<p>I observe many of our people putting a melancholy case on this subject.
+&#8220;It is true,&#8221; say they, &#8220;we are all undone if Wood&#8217;s halfpence must pass;
+but what shall we do if his Majesty puts out a proclamation, commanding us
+to take them?&#8221; This has often been dinned in my ears; but I desire my
+countrymen to be assured that there is nothing in it. The King never
+issues out a proclamation but to enjoin what the law permits him. He will
+not issue out a proclamation against law; or, if such a thing should
+happen by a mistake, we are no<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span> more obliged to obey it, than to run our
+heads into the fire.</p>
+
+<p>Besides, his Majesty will never command us by a proclamation, what he does
+not offer to command us in the patent itself.</p>
+
+<p>There he leaves it to our discretion, so that our destruction must be
+entirely owing to ourselves; therefore, let no man be afraid of a
+proclamation which will never be granted, and if it should, yet, upon this
+occasion, will be of no force.</p>
+
+<p>The King&#8217;s revenues here are near four hundred thousand pounds a-year. Can
+you think his ministers will advise him to take them in Wood&#8217;s brass,
+which will reduce the value to fifty thousand pounds? England gets a
+million sterling by this nation; which, if this project goes on, will be
+almost reduced to nothing. And do you think those who live in England upon
+Irish estates, will be content to take an eight or tenth part by being
+paid in Wood&#8217;s dross?</p>
+
+<p>If Wood and his confederates were not convinced of our stupidity, they
+never would have attempted so audacious an enterprise. He now sees a
+spirit has been raised against him, and he only watches till it begin to
+flag: he goes about watching when to devour us. He hopes we shall be weary
+of contending with him; and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span> at last, out of ignorance or fear, or of
+being perfectly tired with opposition, we shall be forced to yield; and
+therefore, I confess, it is my chief endeavour to keep up your spirits and
+resentments. If I tell you, &#8220;there is a precipice under you, and that if
+you go forward you will certainly break your necks;&#8221; if I point to it
+before your eyes, must I be at the trouble of repeating it every morning?
+Are our people&#8217;s hearts waxed gross? Are their ears dull of hearing? And
+have they closed their eyes? I fear there are some few vipers among us,
+who for ten or twenty pounds&#8217; gain would sell all their souls and their
+country; although at last it should end in their own ruin, as well as
+ours. Be not like &#8220;the deaf adder, who refuseth to hear the voice of the
+charmer, charm he never so wisely.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Although my letter be directed to you, Mr. Harding, yet I intend it for
+all my countrymen. I have no interest in this affair, but what is common
+to the public. I can live better than many others; I have some gold and
+silver by me, and a shop well furnished; and shall be able to make a shift
+when many of my betters are starving. But I am grieved to see the coldness
+and indifference of many people with whom I discourse. Some are afraid of
+a proclamation; others shrug up their shoulders, and cry, &#8220;What would you
+have us to do?&#8221;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span> Some give out there is no danger at all; others are
+comforted, that it will be a common calamity, and they shall fare no worse
+than their neighbours. Will a man who hears midnight robbers at his door,
+get out of bed, and raise his whole family for a common defence; and shall
+a whole kingdom lie in a lethargy, while Mr. Wood comes, at the head of
+his confederates, to rob them of all they have, to ruin us and our
+posterity for ever? If a highwayman meets you on the road, you give him
+your money to save your life; but, God be thanked, Mr. Wood cannot touch a
+hair of your heads. You have all the laws of God and man on your side;
+when he or his accomplices offer you his dross, it is but saying no, and
+you are safe. If a madman should come into my shop with a handful of dirt
+raked out of the kennel, and offer it in payment for ten yards of stuff, I
+would pity or laugh at him; or, if his behaviour deserved it, kick him out
+of my doors. And if Mr. Wood comes to demand my gold and silver, or
+commodities for which I have paid my gold and silver, in exchange for his
+trash, can he deserve or expect better treatment?</p>
+
+<p>When the evil day is come (if it must come), let us mark and observe those
+who persevere to offer these halfpence in payment. Let their names and
+trades, and places of abode, be made public, that every one may be<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span> aware
+of them, as betrayers of their country, and confederates with Mr. Wood.
+Let them be watched at markets and fairs; and let the first honest
+discoverer give the word about that Mr. Wood&#8217;s halfpence have been
+offered, and caution the poor innocent people not to receive them.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps I have been too tedious, but there would never be an end if I
+attempted to say all that this melancholy subject will bear. I will
+conclude with humbly offering one proposal; which, if it were put into
+practice, would blow up this destructive project at once. Let some
+skilful, judicious pen draw up an advertisement to the following
+purpose:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Whereas one William Wood, hardwareman, now or lately sojourning in the
+city of London, has, by many misrepresentations, procured a patent for
+coining a hundred and eight thousand pounds in copper halfpence for this
+kingdom, which is a sum five times greater than our occasions require: And
+whereas it is notorious, that the said Wood has coined his halfpence of
+such base metal and false weight, that they are at least six parts in
+seven below the real value: And whereas we have reason to apprehend, that
+the said Wood may at any time hereafter clandestinely coin as many more
+halfpence as he pleases: And whereas the said patent<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span> neither does, nor
+can, oblige his Majesty&#8217;s subjects to receive the said halfpence in any
+payment, but leaves it to their voluntary choice; because by law the
+subject cannot be obliged to take any money, except gold or silver: And
+whereas, contrary to the letter and meaning of the said patent, the said
+Wood has declared that every person shall be obliged to take fivepence
+halfpenny of his coin in every payment: And whereas the House of Commons
+and Privy-council have severally addressed his most sacred Majesty,
+representing the ill consequences which the said coinage would have upon
+this kingdom: And lastly, whereas it is universally agreed, that the whole
+nation to a man (except Mr. Wood and his confederates) are in the utmost
+apprehensions of the ruinous consequences that must follow from the said
+coinage; Therefore, we, whose names are underwritten, being persons of
+considerable estates in this kingdom, and residers therein, do unanimously
+resolve and declare, that we will never receive one farthing or halfpenny
+of the said Wood&#8217;s coining; and that we will direct all our tenants to
+refuse the said coin from any person whatsoever; of which, that they may
+not be ignorant, we have sent them a copy of this advertisement, to be
+read to them by our stewards, receivers,&#8221; &amp;c.</p>
+
+<p>I could wish, that a paper of this nature might be<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span> drawn up, and signed
+by two or three hundred principal gentlemen of this kingdom; and printed
+copies thereof sent to their several tenants. I am deceived if anything
+could sooner defeat this execrable design of Wood and his accomplices.
+This would immediately give the alarm, and set the kingdom on their guard;
+this would give courage to the meanest tenant and cottager.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;How long, O Lord, righteous and true,&#8221; &amp;c.</p>
+
+<p>I must tell you in particular, Mr. Harding, that you are much to blame.
+Several hundred persons have inquired at your house for my &#8220;Letter to the
+Shopkeepers,&#8221; &amp;c., and you had none to sell them. Pray keep yourself
+provided with that letter and with this; you have got very well by the
+former; but I did not then write for your sake, any more than I do now.
+Pray advertise both in every newspaper; and let it not be your fault or
+mine, if our countrymen will not take warning. I desire you likewise to
+sell them as cheap as you can.</p>
+
+<p><span style="margin-left: 8em;">I am your servant,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 10em;">M. B.</span></p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center"><span class="large">THIRD LETTER.</span></p>
+
+<p>The object of this Letter is no longer to argue against a scheme which is
+universally condemned. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span> independence of Ireland is what he insists on:
+and the duty of her leading men is to assert that independence. In this he
+assumed a freedom of spirit which did not really exist. The sketch was
+skilfully drawn, so as to prepare men for a new appeal, and was far from
+being the last word. Two months after the fourth and greatest Letter
+appeared.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><br />LETTER III.</p>
+<div class="note">
+<p class="hang"><i>Some observations on a paper, called, The report of the committee of the
+most honourable the Privy-council in England, relating to Wood&#8217;s
+halfpence.</i></p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">To the Nobility and Gentry of the Kingdom of Ireland.</span></p></div>
+
+<p class="right"><br /><span style="padding-right: 2em;"><i>August 25th, 1724.</i></span></p>
+
+<p>Having already written two letters to the people of my own level and
+condition, and having now very pressing occasion for writing a third, I
+thought I could not more properly address it than to your lordships and
+worships.</p>
+
+<p>The occasion is this. A printed paper was sent to me on the 18th instant,
+entitled, &#8220;A Report of the Committee of the Lords of his Majesty&#8217;s Most
+Honourable Privy-council in England, relating to Mr. Wood&#8217;s Halfpence and
+Farthings.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span>There is no mention made where the paper was printed, but I suppose it to
+have been in Dublin; and I have been told, that the copy did not come over
+in the <i>Gazette</i>, but in the <i>London Journal</i>, or some other print of no
+authority or consequence. And, for anything that legally appears to the
+contrary, it may be a contrivance to fright us; or a project of some
+printer, who has a mind to make a penny by publishing something upon a
+subject which now employs all our thoughts in this kingdom. Mr. Wood, in
+publishing this paper, would insinuate to the world, as if the Committee
+had a greater concern for his credit, and private emolument, than for the
+honour of the Privy-council and both Houses of Parliament here, and for
+the quiet and welfare of this whole kingdom; for it seems intended as a
+vindication of Mr. Wood, not without several severe reflections on the
+Houses of Lords and Commons of Ireland. The whole is indeed written with
+the turn and air of a pamphlet; as if it were a dispute between William
+Wood on the one part, and the Lords Justices, Privy-council, and both
+Houses of Parliament, on the other; the design of it being to clear
+William Wood, and to charge the other side with casting rash and
+groundless aspersions upon him.</p>
+
+<p>But, if it be really what the title imputes, Mr. Wood<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span> has treated the
+Committee with great rudeness, by publishing an act of theirs in so
+unbecoming a manner, without their leave, and before it was communicated
+to the Government and Privy-council of Ireland, to whom the Committee
+advised that it should be transmitted.</p>
+
+<p>But, with all deference be it spoken, I do not conceive that a Report of a
+Committee of the Council in England is hitherto a law in either kingdom;
+and, until any point is determined to be a law, it remains disputable by
+every subject. This, may it please your lords and worships, may seem a
+strange way of discoursing in an illiterate shopkeeper. I have endeavoured
+(although without the help of books) to improve that small portion of
+reason God has been pleased to give me; and when reason plainly appears
+before me, I cannot turn away my head from it. Thus, for instance, if any
+lawyer should tell me that such a point were law, from which many gross
+palpable absurdities must follow, I could not believe him. If Sir Edward
+Coke should positively assert (which he nowhere does, but the direct
+contrary) &#8220;that a limited prince could, by his prerogative, oblige his
+subjects to take half an ounce of lead, stamped with his image, for twenty
+shillings in gold,&#8221; I should swear he was deceived, or a deceiver; because
+a power like that would leave the whole lives and fortunes<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span> of the people
+entirely at the mercy of the monarch; yet this in effect is what Wood has
+advanced in some of his papers, and what suspicious people may possibly
+apprehend from some passages in what is called the Report.</p>
+
+<p>That paper mentions such persons to have been examined, who were desirous
+and willing to be heard upon this subject. I am told they were four in
+all&mdash;Coleby, Brown, Mr. Finley the banker, and one more, whose name I know
+not. The first of these was tried for robbing the Treasury in Ireland;
+and, though he was acquited for want of legal proof, yet every person in
+the Court believed him to be guilty.</p>
+
+<p>The second stands recorded in the votes of the House of Commons, for
+endeavouring, by perjury and subornation, to take away the life of John
+Bingham, Esq.</p>
+
+<p>But, since I have gone so far as to mention particular persons, it may be
+some satisfaction to know who is this Wood himself, that has the honour to
+have a whole kingdom at his mercy for almost two years together. I find he
+is in the patent entitled <i>esquire</i>, although he were understood to be
+only a hardware-man, and so I have been bold to call him in my former
+letters; however a <i>&#8217;squire</i> he is, not only by virtue of his patent, but
+by having been a collector in Shropshire; where, pretending to have been
+robbed, and suing the county, he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span> was cast, and, for the infamy of the
+fact, lost his employment. I have heard another story of this &#8217;Squire
+Wood, from a very honourable lady, that one Hamilton told her. Hamilton
+was sent for, six years ago, by Sir Isaac Newton, to try the coinage of
+four men, who then solicited a patent for coining halfpence for Ireland;
+their names were Wood, Costor, Eliston, and Parker. Parker made the
+fairest offer, and Wood the worst; for his coin was three halfpence in a
+pound weight less value than the other. By which it is plain, with what
+intentions he solicited his patent; but not so plain how he obtained it.</p>
+
+<p>It is alleged in the said paper, called the Report, &#8220;that upon repeated
+orders from a secretary of state, for sending over such papers and
+witnesses as should be thought proper to support the objections made
+against the patent by both Houses of Parliament, the Lord-Lieutenant
+represented the great difficulty he found himself in, to comply with these
+orders: that none of the principal members of both Houses, who were in the
+King&#8217;s service or council, would take upon them to advise, how any
+material, person, or papers, might be sent over on this occasion,&#8221; &amp;c. And
+this is often repeated, and represented as a proceeding that seems very
+extraordinary; and that in a matter which had raised so<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span> great a clamour
+in Ireland, no person could be prevailed upon to come over from Ireland in
+support of the united sense of both Houses of Parliament in Ireland;
+especially, that the chief difficulty should arise from a general
+apprehension of a miscarriage, in an inquiry before his Majesty, or in a
+proceeding by due course of law, in a case where both Houses of Parliament
+had declared themselves so fully convinced, and satisfied upon evidence
+and examinations taken in the most solemn manner.</p>
+
+<p>How shall I, a poor ignorant shopkeeper, utterly unskilled in law, be able
+to answer so weighty an objection? I will try what can be done by plain
+reason, unassisted by art, cunning, or eloquence.</p>
+
+<p>In my humble opinion, the Committee of Council has already prejudged the
+whole case, by calling the united sense of both Houses of Parliament in
+Ireland &#8220;a universal clamour.&#8221; Here the addresses of the Lords and Commons
+of Ireland, against a ruinous destructive project of an obscure single
+undertaker, is called &#8220;a clamour.&#8221; I desire to know, how such a style
+would be resented in England from a Committee of Council there to a
+Parliament; and how many impeachments would follow upon it? But supposing
+the appellation to be proper, I never heard of a wise minister who
+despised<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span> the universal clamour of a people; and if that clamour can be
+quieted by disappointing the fraudulent practice of a single person, the
+purchase is not exorbitant.</p>
+
+<p>But, in answer to this objection; first, it is manifest, that if this
+coinage had been in Ireland, with such limitations as have been formerly
+specified in other patents, and granted to persons of this kingdom, or
+even of England, able to give sufficient security, few or no
+inconveniences could have happened which might not have been immediately
+remedied....</p>
+
+<p>Put the case that the two Houses of Lords and Commons of England, and the
+Privy-council there should address his Majesty to recall a patent, from
+whence they apprehend the most ruinous consequences to the whole kingdom;
+and to make it stronger, if possible, that the whole nation almost to a
+man, should thereupon discover &#8220;the most dismal apprehensions,&#8221; as Mr.
+Wood styles them; would his Majesty debate half an hour what he had to do?</p>
+
+<p>Would any minister dare to advise him against recalling such a patent? Or
+would the matter be referred to the Privy-council, or to Westminster Hall;
+the two Houses of Parliament plaintiffs, and William Wood defendant? And
+is there even the smallest difference between the two cases? Were not the
+people of Ireland<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span> born as free as those of England? How have they
+forfeited their freedom? Is not their Parliament as fair a representative
+of the people as that of England? And has not their Privy-council as
+great, or a greater share in the administration of public affairs? Are not
+they subjects of the same King? Does not the same sun shine upon them? And
+have they not the same God for their protector? Am I a freeman in England,
+and do I become a slave in six hours by crossing the Channel? No wonder,
+then, if the boldest persons were cautious to interpose in a matter
+already determined by the whole voice of the nation, or to presume to
+represent the representatives of the kingdom; and were justly apprehensive
+of meeting such a treatment as they would deserve at the next session. It
+would seem very extraordinary, if any inferior court in England should
+take a great matter out of the hands of the high court of Parliament
+during a prorogation, and decide it against the opinion of both Houses. It
+happens so, however, that although no persons were so bold as to go over
+as evidences, to prove the truth of the objections made against this
+patent by the high court of Parliament here, yet these objections stand
+good, notwithstanding the answers made by Mr. Wood and his counsel.</p>
+
+<p>The Report says, &#8220;That upon an assay made of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span> fineness, weight, and
+value of this copper, it exceeded in every article.&#8221; This is possible
+enough in the pieces on which the assay was made, but Wood must have
+failed very much in point of dexterity, if he had not taken care to
+provide a sufficient quantity of such halfpence as would bear the trial,
+which he was able to do, although they were taken out of several parcels,
+since it is now plain that the bias of favour has been wholly on his
+side....</p>
+
+<p>As to what is alleged, that these halfpence far exceed the like coinage
+for Ireland in the reigns of his Majesty&#8217;s predecessors, there cannot well
+be a more exceptional way of arguing, although the fact were true; which,
+however, is altogether mistaken, not by any fault in the Committee, but by
+the fraud and imposition of Wood, who certainly produced the worst
+patterns he could find; such as were coined in small numbers by
+permissions to private men, as butchers&#8217; halfpence, black dogs, and others
+the like; or perhaps the small St. Patrick&#8217;s coin which passes now for a
+farthing, or at best some of the smallest raps of the latest kind. For I
+have now by me halfpence coined in the year 1680, by virtue of the patent
+granted to my Lord Dartmouth, which was renewed to Knox, and they are
+heavier by a ninth part than those of Wood, and of much better metal, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span>
+the great St. Patrick&#8217;s halfpence are yet larger than either.</p>
+
+<p>But what is all this to the present debate?</p>
+
+<p>If, under the various exigencies of former times, by wars, rebellions, and
+insurrections, the Kings of England were sometimes forced to pay their
+armies here with mixed or base money, God forbid that the necessities of
+turbulent times should be a precedent for times of peace, and order, and
+settlement.</p>
+
+<p>In the patent above-mentioned, granted to Lord Dartmouth in the reign of
+King Charles II., and renewed to Knox, the securities given into the
+exchequer, obliging the patentee to receive his money back upon every
+demand, were an effectual remedy against all inconveniences, and the
+copper was coined in our own kingdom; so that we were in no danger to
+purchase it with the loss of all our silver and gold carried over to
+another, nor to be at the trouble of going to England for the redressing
+of any abuse....</p>
+
+<p>Among other clauses mentioned in this patent, to show how advantageous it
+is to Ireland, there is one which seems to be of a singular nature: &#8220;That
+the patentee shall be obliged, during his term, to pay eight hundred
+pounds a year to the Crown, and two hundred pounds a year to the
+comptroller.&#8221; I have heard,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span> indeed, that the King&#8217;s council do always
+consider, in the passing of a patent, whether it will be of advantage to
+the Crown; but I have likewise heard, that it is at the same time
+considered whether passing of it may be injurious to any other persons or
+bodies politic. However, although the attorney and solicitor be servants
+to the King, and therefore bound to consult his Majesty&#8217;s interest, yet I
+am under some doubt whether eight hundred pounds a year to the Crown would
+be equivalent to the ruin of a kingdom. It would be far better for us to
+have paid eight thousand pounds a-year into his Majesty&#8217;s coffers, in the
+midst of all our taxes (which, in proportion, are greater in this kingdom
+than ever they were in England, even during the war), than purchase such
+an addition to the revenue at the price of our utter undoing. But here it
+is plain that fourteen thousand pounds are to be paid by Wood, only as a
+small circumstantial charge for the purchase of his patent. What were his
+other visible costs I know not, and what were his latent is variously
+conjectured, but he must surely be a man of some wonderful merit. Has he
+saved any other kingdom at his own expense, to give him a title of
+reimbursing himself by the destruction of ours? Has he discovered the
+longitude or the universal medicine? No; but he has found the
+philosopher&#8217;s<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span> stone after a new manner, by debasing copper, and resolving
+to force it upon us for gold.</p>
+
+<p>When the two Houses represented to his Majesty that the patent to Wood was
+obtained in a clandestine manner, surely the Committee could not think the
+Parliament would insinuate, that it had not passed in the common forms,
+and run through every office where fees and perquisites were due. They
+knew very well, that persons in places were no enemies to grants; and that
+the officers of the Crown could not be kept in the dark. But the late
+Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland<a name='fna_7' id='fna_7' href='#f_7'><small>[7]</small></a> affirmed it was a secret to him; and who
+will doubt his veracity, especially when he swore to a person of quality,
+from whom I had it, &#8220;that Ireland should never be troubled with these
+halfpence&#8221;? It was a secret to the people of Ireland, who were to be the
+only sufferers; and those who but knew the state of the kingdom, and were
+most able to advise in such an affair, were wholly strangers to it.</p>
+
+<p>It is allowed by the Report, that this patent was passed without the
+knowledge of the chief governor or officers of Ireland; and it is there
+elaborately shown, that former patents have passed in the same manner, and
+are good in law. I shall not dispute legality of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span> patents, but am ready to
+suppose it in his Majesty&#8217;s power to grant a patent for stamping round
+bits of copper to every subject he has.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore, to lay aside the point of law, I would only put the question,
+whether, in reason and justice, it would not have been proper, in an
+affair upon which the welfare of this depends, that the said King should
+have received timely notice; and the matter not be carried on between the
+patentee, and the officers of the Crown, who were to be the only gainers
+by it....</p>
+
+<p>But suppose there were not one single halfpenny of copper coin in this
+whole kingdom (which Mr. Wood seems to intend, unless we will come to his
+terms, as appears by employing his emissaries to buy up our old ones at a
+penny in the shilling more than they pass for), it could not be any real
+evil to us, although it might be some inconvenience. We have many sorts of
+small silver coins, to which they are strangers in England; such as the
+French threepences, fourpence-halfpennies, and eightpence-farthings, the
+Scotch fivepences and tenpences, besides their twenty-pences and
+three-and-four-pences, by which we are able to make change to a halfpenny
+of almost any piece of gold and silver; and if we are driven to the
+expedient of a sealed card, with the little gold and silver still
+remaining, it will, I suppose,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span> be somewhat better, than to have nothing
+left, but Wood&#8217;s adulterated copper, which he is neither obliged by his
+patent, nor <span class="smcaplc">HITHERTO</span> able by his estate, to make good....</p>
+
+<p>The sum of the whole is this. The Committee advises the King to send
+immediate orders to all his officers here, that Wood&#8217;s coin be suffered
+and permitted, without any let, suit, trouble, &amp;c., to pass and be
+received as current money, by such as shall be willing to receive the
+same. It is probable that the first willing receivers may be those who
+must receive it whether they will or not, at least under the penalty of
+losing an office. But the landed undepending men, the merchants, the
+shopkeepers, and bulk of the people, I hope and am almost confident, will
+never receive it. What must the consequence be? The owners will sell it
+for as much as they can get.</p>
+
+<p>Wood&#8217;s halfpence will come to be offered for six a penny (yet then he will
+be a sufficient gainer), and the necessary receivers will be losers of
+two-thirds in their salaries or pay.</p>
+
+<p>I am very sensible that such a work as I have undertaken might have
+worthily employed a much better pen; but when a house is attempted to be
+robbed, it often happens the weakest in the family runs first to the
+door.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span> All the assistance I had were some informations from an eminent
+person; whereof I am afraid I have spoiled a few, by endeavouring to make
+them of a piece with my own productions, and the rest I was not able to
+manage. I was in the case of David, who could not move in the armour of
+Saul; and therefore I chose to attack this uncircumcised Philistine (Wood,
+I mean) with a sling and a stone. And I may say, for Wood&#8217;s honour, as
+well as my own, that he resembles Goliah in many circumstances very
+applicable to the present purpose; for Goliah had &#8220;a helmet of brass upon
+his head, and he was armed with a coat of mail; and the weight of the coat
+was five thousand shekels of brass; and he had greaves of brass upon his
+legs, and a target of brass between his shoulders.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>In short, he was like Mr. Wood, all over brass, and he defied the armies
+of the living God. Goliah&#8217;s conditions of combat were likewise the same
+with those of Wood&#8217;s, &#8220;If he prevail against us, then shall we be his
+servants.&#8221; But if it happens that I prevail over him, I renounce the other
+part of the condition: &#8220;He shall never be a servant of mine; for I do not
+think him fit to be trusted in any honest man&#8217;s shop.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span></p>
+<p class="center"><span class="large">FOURTH LETTER.</span></p>
+
+<p>Ireland is here summoned to assert her independence in the indignant voice
+of a nation that has borne the yoke of slavery far too long. Every line in
+this letter is instinct with life, and thrilling with sarcastic force. No
+more waste of words. The question is simply one of might against right: as
+old as human nature, but never brought into shorter compass. The printer
+of this letter was thrown into prison, as if to shame the undoubted author
+into surrender. Ireland was now under a new rule, the refined and
+cultivated Carteret was appointed Lord-Lieutenant in 1724. Swift used the
+privilege of an old friend in writing to him freely on the subject of the
+coinage. He was sorry to see his friend used as the tool of the
+Government, which occasioned the outburst, &#8220;What in God&#8217;s name do <i>you</i>
+here? Get you gone, and send us our boobies again.&#8221;</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><br />LETTER IV.</p>
+
+<p class="center"><i>To the whole People of Ireland.</i></p>
+
+<p class="right"><br /><span style="padding-right: 2em;"><i>October 23rd, 1724.</i></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Countrymen</span>,</p>
+
+<p>Having already written three letters upon so disagreeable a subject as Mr.
+Wood and his halfpence, I<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span> conceived my task was at an end; but I find
+that cordials must be frequently applied to weak constitutions, political
+as well as natural. A people long used to hardships lose by degrees the
+very notions of liberty. They look upon themselves as creatures at mercy,
+and that all impositions, laid on them by a stronger hand, are, in the
+phrase of the Report, legal and obligatory. Hence proceed that poverty and
+lowness of spirit, to which a kingdom may be subject, as well as a
+particular person. And when Esau came fainting from the field at the point
+to die, it is no wonder that he sold his birthright for a mess of pottage.
+I thought I had sufficiently shown, to all who could want instruction, by
+what methods they might safely proceed, wherever this coin should be
+offered to them; and, I believe, there has not been, for many ages, an
+example of any kingdom so firmly united in a point of great importance, as
+this of ours is at present against that detestable fraud. But, however, it
+so happens, that some weak people begin to be alarmed anew by rumours
+industriously spread. Wood prescribes to the newsmongers in London what
+they are to write. In one of their papers, published here by some obscure
+printer, and certainly with a bad design, we are told, &#8220;That the Papists
+in Ireland have entered into an association against his coin,&#8221; although it
+be notoriously known, that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span> they never once offered to stir in the matter;
+so that the two Houses of Parliament, the Privy-council, the great number
+of corporations, the Lord Mayor and aldermen of Dublin, the grand juries,
+and principal gentlemen of several counties, are stigmatized in a lump
+under the name of &#8220;Papists.&#8221; This impostor and his crew do likewise give
+out, that, by refusing to receive his dross for sterling, we &#8220;dispute the
+King&#8217;s prerogative, are grown ripe for rebellion, and ready to shake off
+the dependency of Ireland upon the crown of England.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>To countenance which reports, he has published a paragraph in another
+newspaper, to let us know, that &#8220;the Lord-Lieutenant is ordered to come
+over immediately to settle his halfpence.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>I entreat you, my dear countrymen, not to be under the least concern upon
+these and the like rumours, which are no more than the last howls of a dog
+dissected alive, as I hope he has sufficiently been. These calumnies are
+the only reserve that is left him. For surely our continued and (almost)
+unexampled loyalty, will never be called in question, for not suffering
+ourselves to be robbed of all that we have by one obscure ironmonger.</p>
+
+<p>As to disputing the King&#8217;s prerogative, give me leave to explain, to those
+who are ignorant, what the meaning of that word <i>prerogative</i> is.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span>The Kings of these realms enjoy several powers, wherein the laws have not
+interposed. So, they can make war and peace without the consent of
+Parliament&mdash;and this is a very great prerogative; but if the Parliament
+does not approve of the war, the King must bear the charge of it out of
+his own purse&mdash;and this is a great check on the crown.</p>
+
+<p>So, the King has a prerogative to coin money without consent of
+Parliament; but he cannot compel the subject to take that money, except it
+be sterling gold or silver, because herein he is limited by law. Some
+princes have, indeed, extended their prerogative farther than the law
+allowed them; wherein, however, the lawyers of succeeding ages, as fond as
+they are of precedents, have never dared to justify them. But, to say the
+truth, it is only of late times that prerogative has been fixed and
+ascertained; for, whoever reads the history of England will find, that
+some former Kings, and those none of the worst, have, upon several
+occasions, ventured to control the laws, with very little ceremony or
+scruple, even later than the days of Queen Elizabeth. In her reign, that
+pernicious counsel of sending base money hither, very narrowly failed of
+losing the kingdom&mdash;being complained of by the lord-deputy, the council,
+and the whole body of the English here; so that, soon after her death, it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span>
+was recalled by her successor, and lawful money paid in exchange.</p>
+
+<p>Having thus given you some notion of what is meant by &#8220;the King&#8217;s
+prerogative,&#8221; as far as a tradesman can be thought capable of explaining
+it, I will only add the opinion of the great Lord Bacon: &#8220;That, as God
+governs the world by the settled laws of nature, which He has made, and
+never transcends those laws but upon high important occasions, so among
+earthly princes, those are the wisest and the best, who govern by the
+known laws of the country, and seldomest make use of their prerogative.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Now here you may see, that the vile accusation of Wood and his
+accomplices, charging us with disputing the King&#8217;s prerogative by refusing
+his brass, can have no place&mdash;because compelling the subject to take any
+coin which is not sterling, is no part of the King&#8217;s prerogative, and I am
+very confident, if it were so, we should be the last of his people to
+dispute it; as well from that inviolable loyalty we have always paid to
+his Majesty, as from the treatment we might, in such a case, justly expect
+from some, who seem to think we have neither common sense nor common
+senses. But, God be thanked, the best of them are only our
+fellow-subjects, and not our masters. One great merit I am sure we<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span> have,
+which those of English birth can have no pretence to&mdash;that our ancestors
+reduced this kingdom to the obedience of England; for which we have been
+rewarded with a worse climate&mdash;the privilege of being governed by laws to
+which we do not consent&mdash;a ruined trade&mdash;a House of Peers without
+jurisdiction&mdash;almost an incapacity for all employments&mdash;and the dread of
+Wood&#8217;s halfpence.</p>
+
+<p>But we are so far from disputing the King&#8217;s prerogative in coining, that
+we own he has power to give a patent to any man for selling his royal
+image and superscription upon whatever materials he pleases, and liberty
+to the patentee to offer them in any country from England to Japan; only
+attended with one small limitation&mdash;that nobody alive is obliged to take
+them....</p>
+
+<p>Let me now say something concerning the other great cause of some people&#8217;s
+fear, as Wood has taught the London newswriter to express it, that his
+excellency the Lord-Lieutenant is coming over to settle Wood&#8217;s halfpence.
+We know very well, that the Lord-Lieutenants for several years past, have
+not thought this kingdom worthy the honour of their residence longer than
+was absolutely necessary for the King&#8217;s business, which, consequently,
+wanted no speed in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span> despatch. And therefore it naturally fell into
+most men&#8217;s thoughts, that a new governor, coming at an unusual time, must
+portend some unusual business to be done; especially if the common report
+be true, that the Parliament, prorogued to I know not when, is, by a new
+summons, revoking that prorogation, to assemble soon after the arrival;
+for which extraordinary proceeding, the lawyers on the other side the
+water have, by great good fortune, found two precedents.</p>
+
+<p>All this being granted, it can never enter into my head, that so little a
+creature as Wood could find credit enough with the King and his ministers,
+to have the Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland sent hither in a hurry upon his
+errand.</p>
+
+<p>For, let us take the whole matter nakedly as it lies before us, without
+the refinements of some people, with which we have nothing to do.</p>
+
+<p>Here is a patent granted under the great seal of England, upon false
+suggestions, to one William Wood for coining copper halfpence for Ireland.
+The Parliament here, upon apprehensions of the worst consequences from the
+said patent, address the King to have it recalled. This is refused; and a
+Committee of the Privy-council report to his Majesty, that Wood<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span> has
+performed the conditions of his patent. He then is left to do the best he
+can with his halfpence, no man being obliged to receive them; the people
+here, being likewise left to themselves, unite as one man, resolving they
+will have nothing to do with his ware.</p>
+
+<p>By this plain account of the fact it is manifest, that the King and his
+ministry are wholly out of the case, and the matter is left to be disputed
+between him and us. Will any man, therefore, attempt to persuade me, that
+a Lord-Lieutenant is to be despatched over in great haste before the
+ordinary time, and a Parliament summoned by anticipating a prorogation,
+merely to put a hundred thousand pounds into the pocket of a sharper by
+the ruin of a most loyal kingdom?</p>
+
+<p>But, supposing all this to be true, by what arguments could a
+Lord-Lieutenant prevail on the same Parliament, which addressed with so
+much zeal and earnestness against this evil, to pass it into a law? I am
+sure their opinion of Wood and his project is not mended since their last
+prorogation; and, supposing those methods should be used, which detractors
+tell us have been sometimes put in practice for gaining votes, it is well
+known, that, in this kingdom, there are few employments to be given; and,
+if there were more, it is as well known to whose share they must fall.
+But, because great numbers of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span> you are altogether ignorant of the affairs
+of your country, I will tell you some reasons why there are so few
+employments to be disposed of in this kingdom. All considerable offices
+for life are here possessed by those to whom the reversions were granted;
+and these have been generally followers of the chief governors, or persons
+who had interest in the Court of England. So, the Lord Berkeley of
+Stratton holds that great office of Master of the rolls; the Lord
+Palmerstown is first remembrancer, worth near 2000<i>l.</i> per annum. One
+Doddington, secretary to the Earl of Pembroke, begged the reversion of
+clerk of the pells, worth 2500<i>l.</i> a-year, which he now enjoys by the
+death of the Lord Newtown. Mr. Southwell is secretary of State, and the
+Earl of Burlington lord high treasurer of Ireland by inheritance. These
+are only a few among many others which I have been told of, but cannot
+remember. Nay, the reversion of several employments, during pleasure, is
+granted the same way. This, among many others, is a circumstance, whereby
+the kingdom of Ireland is distinguished from all other nations upon earth;
+and makes it so difficult an affair to get into a civil employ, that Mr.
+Addison was forced to purchase an old obscure place, called keeper of the
+records in Bermingham&#8217;s Tower, of 10<i>l.</i> a year, and to get a salary of
+400<i>l.</i> annexed to it, though<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span> all the records there are not worth
+half-a-crown, either for curiosity or use. And we lately saw a favourite
+secretary descend to be master of the revels,<a name='fna_8' id='fna_8' href='#f_8'><small>[8]</small></a> which, by his credit and
+extortion, he has made pretty considerable. I say nothing of the
+under-treasurership, worth about 9000<i>l.</i> a year, nor of the commissioners
+of the revenue, four of whom generally live in England, for I think none
+of these are granted in reversion; but the jest is, that I have known,
+upon occasion, some of these absent officers as keen against the interest
+of Ireland, as if they had never been indebted to her for a single groat.</p>
+
+<p>I confess, I have been sometimes tempted to wish that this project of
+Wood&#8217;s might succeed; because I reflected with some pleasure, what a jolly
+crew it would bring over among us of lords and squires, and pensioners of
+both sexes, and officers civil and military, where we should live together
+as merry and sociable as beggars, only with this one abatement, that we
+should neither have meat to feed, nor manufactures to clothe us, unless we
+could be content to prance about in coats of mail, or eat brass as
+ostriches do iron.</p>
+
+<p>I return from this digression to that which gave me the occasion of making
+it. And I believe you are now<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span> convinced, that if the Parliament of
+Ireland were as temptable as any other assembly within a mile of
+Christendom (which God forbid!), yet the managers must of necessity fail
+for want of tools to work with. But I will yet go one step farther, by
+supposing that a hundred new employments were erected on purpose to
+gratify compliers, yet still an insuperable difficulty would remain. For
+it happens, I know not how, that money is neither Whig nor Tory&mdash;neither
+of town nor country party, and it is not improbable that a gentleman would
+rather choose to live upon his own estate, which brings him gold and
+silver, than with the addition of an employment, when his rents and salary
+must both be paid in Wood&#8217;s brass, at above eighty per cent. discount.</p>
+
+<p>For these, and many other reasons, I am confident you need not be under
+the least apprehension from the sudden expectation of the
+Lord-Lieutenant,<a name='fna_9' id='fna_9' href='#f_9'><small>[9]</small></a> while we continue in our present hearty disposition,
+to alter which no suitable temptation can possibly be offered. And if, as
+I have often asserted from the best authority, the law has not left a
+power in the crown to force any money,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span> except sterling, upon the subject,
+much less can the crown devolve such a power upon another....</p>
+
+<p>Another slander spread by Wood and his emissaries is, &#8220;That by opposing
+him we discover an inclination to throw off our dependence upon the crown
+of England.&#8221; Pray observe how important a person is this same William
+Wood, and how the public weal of two kingdoms is involved in his private
+interest. First, all those who refuse to take his coin are Papists; for he
+tells us, &#8220;That none but Papists are associated against him.&#8221; Secondly,
+&#8220;they dispute the King&#8217;s prerogative.&#8221; Thirdly, &#8220;they are ripe for
+rebellion.&#8221; And, fourthly &#8220;they are going to shake off their dependence
+upon the crown of England;&#8221; that is to say, they are going to choose
+another king, for there can be no other meaning in this expression,
+however some may pretend to strain it.</p>
+
+<p>And this gives me an opportunity of explaining to those who are ignorant,
+another point, which has often swelled in my breast. Those who come over
+hither to us from England, and some weak people among ourselves, whenever
+in discourse we make mention of liberty and property, shake their heads,
+and tell us that Ireland is a depending kingdom; as if they would seem by
+this phrase to intend that the people of Ireland are in some<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span> state of
+slavery or dependence different from those of England; whereas a depending
+kingdom is a modern term of art, unknown, as I have heard, to all ancient
+civilians, and writers upon government; and Ireland is, on the contrary,
+called in some statutes &#8220;an imperial crown,&#8221; as held only from God, which
+is as high a style as any kingdom is capable of receiving. Therefore, by
+this expression, &#8220;a depending kingdom,&#8221; there is no more to be understood
+than that, by a statute made here in the thirty-third year of Henry VIII.,
+the King and his successors are to be kings imperial of this realm, as
+united and knit to the imperial crown of England. I have looked over all
+the English and Irish statutes, without finding any law that makes Ireland
+depend upon England, any more than England does upon Ireland. We have,
+indeed, obliged ourselves to have the same King with them, and
+consequently they are obliged to have the same King with us. For the law
+was made by our own Parliament, and our ancestors then were not such fools
+(whatever they were in the preceding reign) to bring themselves under I
+know not what dependence, which is now talked of, without any ground of
+law, reason, or common sense. Let whoever thinks otherwise, I, M. B.,
+Drapier, desire to be excepted; for I declare, next under God, I depend
+only on the King my<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span> sovereign, and on the laws of my own country. And I
+am so far from depending on the people of England, that if ever they
+should rebel against my sovereign (which God forbid!) I would be ready, at
+the first command from his Majesty, to take arms against them, as some of
+my countrymen did against theirs at Preston. And if such a rebellion
+should prove so successful as to fix the Pretender on the throne of
+England, I would venture to transgress that statute so far as to lose
+every drop of my blood to hinder him from being King of Ireland.</p>
+
+<p>It is true, indeed, that within the memory of man, the Parliaments of
+England have sometimes assumed the power of binding this kingdom by laws
+enacted there;<a name='fna_10' id='fna_10' href='#f_10'><small>[10]</small></a> wherein they were at first openly opposed (as far as
+truth, reason and justice,<a name='fna_11' id='fna_11' href='#f_11'><small>[11]</small></a> are capable of opposing) by the famous Mr.
+Molineux, an English gentleman born here, as well as by several of the
+greatest patriots and best Whigs in England; but the love and torrent of
+power prevailed. Indeed the arguments on both<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span> sides were invincible. For,
+in reason, all government without the consent of the governed, is the very
+definition of slavery; but, in fact, eleven men well armed will certainly
+subdue one single man in his shirt. But I have done; for those who have
+used to cramp liberty, have gone so far as to resent even the liberty of
+complaining; although a man upon the rack was never known to be refused
+the liberty of roaring as loud as he thought fit.</p>
+
+<p>And as we are apt to sink too much under unreasonable fears, so we are too
+soon inclined to be raised by groundless hopes, according to the nature of
+all consumptive bodies like ours. Thus it has been given about, for
+several days past, that somebody in England empowered a second somebody,
+to write to a third somebody here, to assure us that we should no more be
+troubled with these halfpence. And this is reported to have been done by
+the same person, who is said to have sworn some months ago, &#8220;that he would
+ram them down our throats,&#8221; though I doubt they would stick in our
+stomachs; but whichever of these reports be true or false, it is no
+concern of ours. For, in this point, we have nothing to do with English
+ministers; and I should be sorry to leave it in their power to redress
+this grievance,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span> or to enforce it; for the report of the Committee has
+given me a surfeit.</p>
+
+<p>The remedy is wholly in your own hands; and therefore I have digressed a
+little, in order to refresh and continue that spirit so seasonably raised
+among you; and to let you see, that by the laws of <span class="smcap">God</span>, of <span class="smcap">Nature</span>, of
+<span class="smcap">Nations</span>, and of your <span class="smcap">Country</span>, you <span class="smcaplc">ARE</span>,
+and <span class="smcaplc">OUGHT</span> to be, as <span class="smcaplc">FREE</span> a people
+as your brethren in England....</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center"><span class="large">THE FIFTH LETTER</span></p>
+
+<p>Was addressed to Viscount Molesworth, a distinguished Whig; and the author
+of several works written in a patriotic spirit. His agricultural treatise
+on Ireland was highly approved by Swift. This closed the series for the
+present. The tone of the letter is apologetic. Hitherto he has not shaken
+off the impression left by the works of Lord Molesworth himself, of Locke,
+of Molyneux and Sidney, who talked of liberty as a common blessing. But
+now he will &#8220;grow wiser and learn to consider my driver, the road I am in,
+and with whom I am yoked.&#8221;</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><br /><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span>LETTER V.</p>
+
+<p class="center"><i>To the Right Honourable the Lord Viscount Molesworth.</i></p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Directions to the Printer.</span></p>
+
+<p class="right"><br /><span style="padding-right: 2em;">From my shop in St. Francis&#8217; Street,</span><br />
+<span style="padding-right: 4em;"><i>December 24th, 1724.</i></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Harding</span>,</p>
+
+<p>When I sent you my former papers, I cannot say I intended you either good
+or hurt; and yet you have happened, through my means, to receive both. I
+pray God deliver you from any more of the latter, and increase the former.
+Your trade, particularly in this kingdom, is, of all others, the most
+unfortunately circumstantiated; for as you deal in the most worthless kind
+of trash, the penny productions of pennyless scribblers, so you often
+venture your liberty, and sometimes your lives, for the purchase of
+half-a-crown; and, by your own ignorance, are punished for other men&#8217;s
+actions. I am afraid, you, in particular, think you have reason to
+complain of me, for your own and your wife&#8217;s confinement in prison, to
+your great expense as well as hardship, and for a prosecution still
+impending. But I will tell you, Mr. Harding, how that matter stands.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span>Since the press has lain under so strict an inspection, those who have a
+mind to inform the world are become so cautious, as to keep themselves, if
+possible, out of the way of danger. My custom, therefore, is, to dictate
+to a &#8217;prentice,<a name='fna_12' id='fna_12' href='#f_12'><small>[12]</small></a> who can write in a feigned hand, and what is written
+we send to your house by a blackguard boy. But at the same time I do
+assure you, upon my reputation, that I never did send you anything for
+which I thought you could possibly be called to an account; and you will
+be my witness, that I always desired you, by letter, to take some good
+advice, before you ventured to print, because I knew the dexterity of
+dealers in the law at finding out something to fasten on, where no evil is
+meant. I am told, indeed, that you did accordingly consult several very
+able persons, and even some who afterwards appeared against you; to which
+I can only answer, that you must either change your advisers, or determine
+to print nothing that comes from a Drapier.</p>
+
+<p>I desire you to send the enclosed letter, directed, &#8220;To my Lord Viscount
+Molesworth, at his house at Brackdenstown, near Swords;&#8221; but I would have
+it sent printed, for the convenience of his Lordship&#8217;s reading,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span> because
+this counterfeit hand of my apprentice is not very legible. And, if you
+think fit to publish it, I would have you first get it read over by some
+notable lawyer. I am assured, you will find enough of them who are friends
+to the Drapier, and will do it without a fee; which, I am afraid, you can
+ill-afford after all your expenses. For although I have taken so much
+care, that I think it impossible to find a topic out of the following
+papers for sending you again to prison, yet I will not venture to be your
+guarantee.</p>
+
+<p>This ensuing letter contains only a short account of myself, and an humble
+apology for my former pamphlets, especially the last, with little mention
+of Mr. Wood for his halfpence, because I have already said enough upon
+that subject, until occasion shall be given for new fears; and, in that
+case, you may perhaps hear from me again.</p>
+
+<p><span style="margin-left: 8em;">I am your friend and servant,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 10em;">M. B.</span></p>
+
+<p>P.S.&mdash;For want of intercourse between you and me, which I never will
+suffer, your people are apt to make very gross errors in the press, which
+I desire you will provide against.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><br /><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span>A LETTER</p>
+<div class="note">
+<p class="center"><i>To the Right Honourable the Lord Viscount Molesworth, at his house at
+Brackdenstown, near Swords.</i></p></div>
+
+<p class="right"><br /><span style="padding-right: 2em;">From my shop in St. Francis Street,</span><br />
+<span style="padding-right: 4em;"><i>December 14th, 1724.</i></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">My Lord</span>,</p>
+
+<p>I reflect too late on the maxim of common observers, &#8220;that those who
+meddle in matters out of their calling will have reason to repent;&#8221; which
+is now verified in me: for, by engaging in the trade of a writer, I have
+drawn upon myself the displeasure of the government, signified by a
+proclamation, promising a reward of three hundred pounds to the first
+faithful subject who shall be able and inclined to inform against me; to
+which I may add the laudable zeal and industry of my Lord Chief Justice
+Whitshed, in his endeavours to discover so dangerous a person. Therefore,
+whether I repent or not, I have certainly cause to do so; and the common
+observation still stands good.</p>
+
+<p>It will sometimes happen, I know not how, in the course of human affairs,
+that a man shall be made liable to legal animadversion where he has
+nothing to answer for either to God or his country, and condemned at<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span>
+Westminster Hall for what he will never be charged with at the day of
+judgment.</p>
+
+<p>After strictly examining my own heart, and consulting some divines of
+great reputation, I cannot accuse myself of any malice or wickedness
+against the public,&mdash;of any designs to sow sedition,&mdash;of reflecting on the
+King and his ministers,&mdash;or of endeavouring to alienate the affections of
+the people of this kingdom from those of England.<a name='fna_13' id='fna_13' href='#f_13'><small>[13]</small></a> All I can charge
+myself with is, a weak attempt to serve a nation in danger of destruction
+by a most wicked and malicious projector, without waiting until I were
+called to its assistance; which attempt, however it may perhaps give me
+the title of <i>pragmatical</i> and <i>overweening</i>, will never lie a burden upon
+my conscience.</p>
+
+<p>God knows, whether I may not, with all my caution, have already run myself
+into a second danger by offering thus much in my own vindication; for I
+have heard of a judge, who, upon the criminal&#8217;s appeal to the dreadful day
+of judgment, told him he had incurred a <i>premunire</i>, for appealing to a
+foreign jurisdiction; and of another in Wales, who severely checked the
+prisoner for offering the same plea, taxing him with &#8220;reflecting on the
+Court<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span> by such a comparison, because comparisons were odious.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>But, in order to make some excuse for being more speculative than others
+of my condition, I desire your Lordship&#8217;s pardon, while I am doing a very
+foolish thing; which is, to give you some little account of myself.</p>
+
+<p>I was bred at a free school, where I acquired some little knowledge in the
+Latin tongue. I served my apprenticeship in London, and there set up for
+myself with good success; until, by the death of some friends, and the
+misfortunes of others, I returned into this kingdom, and began to employ
+my thoughts in cultivating the woollen manufacture through all its
+branches, wherein I met with great discouragement and powerful opposers,
+whose objections appeared to me very strange and singular. They argued,
+&#8220;that the people of England would be offended if our manufactures were
+brought to equal theirs;&#8221; and even some of the weaving trade were my
+enemies, which I could not but look upon as absurd and unnatural. I
+remember your lordship, at that time, did me the honour to come into my
+shop, where I showed you a piece of black and white stuff just sent from
+the dyer,<a name='fna_14' id='fna_14' href='#f_14'><small>[14]</small></a> which you were pleased to approve of, and be my customer for.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span>However, I was so mortified, that I resolved, for the future, to sit
+quietly in my shop, and deal in common goods, like the rest of my
+brethren; until it happened, some months ago, considering with myself that
+the lower and poorer sort of people wanted a plain, strong, coarse stuff,
+to defend them against cold easterly winds, which then blew very fierce
+and blasting for a long time together, I contrived one<a name='fna_15' id='fna_15' href='#f_15'><small>[15]</small></a> on purpose,
+which sold very well all over the kingdom, and preserved many thousands
+from agues. I then made a second and a third kind of stuffs<a name='fna_16' id='fna_16' href='#f_16'><small>[16]</small></a> for the
+gentry with the same success; insomuch, that an ague has hardly been heard
+of for some time.</p>
+
+<p>This incited me so far, that I ventured upon a fourth piece,<a name='fna_17' id='fna_17' href='#f_17'><small>[17]</small></a> made of
+the best Irish wool I could get; and I thought it grave and rich enough to
+be worn by the best lord or judge of the land. But of late some great
+folks complain, as I hear, &#8220;that, when they had it on, they felt a
+shuddering in their limbs,&#8221;&mdash;and have thrown it off in a rage, cursing to
+hell the poor Drapier who invented it; so that I am determined never to
+work for persons of quality again, except for your lordship, and a very few more.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span>I assure your lordship, upon the word of an honest citizen, that I am not
+richer, by the value of one of Mr. Wood&#8217;s halfpence, with the sale of all
+the several stuffs I have contrived, for I give the whole profit to the
+dyers and pressers;<a name='fna_18' id='fna_18' href='#f_18'><small>[18]</small></a> and, therefore, I hope you will please to believe,
+that no other motive, beside the love of my country, could engage me to
+busy my head and hands, to the loss of my time, and the gain of nothing
+but vexation and ill-will.</p>
+
+<p>I have now in hand one piece of stuff, to be woven on purpose for your
+lordship; although I might be ashamed to offer it to you after I have
+confessed, that it will be made only from the shreds and remnants of the
+wool employed in the former. However, I shall work it up as well as I can;
+and, at worst, you need only give it among your tenants....</p>
+
+<p>I am told that the two points in my last letter, from which an occasion of
+offence has been taken, are where I mention his Majesty&#8217;s answer to the
+address of the House of Lords upon Mr. Wood&#8217;s patent; and where I
+discourse upon Ireland&#8217;s being a dependent kingdom. As to the former, I
+can only say that I have treated it with the utmost respect and caution;
+and I thought it necessary to show where Wood&#8217;s patent differed, in many<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span>
+essential parts, from all others that ever had been granted; because the
+contrary had, for want of due information, been so strongly and so largely
+asserted. As to the other, of Ireland&#8217;s dependency, I confess to have
+often heard it mentioned, but was never able to understand what it meant.
+This gave me the curiosity to inquire among several eminent lawyers, who
+professed they knew nothing of the matter. I then turned over all the
+statutes of both kingdoms, without the least information, farther than an
+Irish act, that I quoted, of the 33rd of Henry VIII., uniting Ireland to
+England under one King. I cannot say I was sorry to be disappointed in my
+search, because it is certain I could be contented to depend only upon God
+and my prince, and the laws of my own country, after the manner of other
+nations. But since my betters are of a different opinion, and desire
+farther dependencies, I shall outwardly submit; yet still insisting in my
+own heart, upon the exception I made of M. B., Drapier.... All I desire
+is, that the cause of my country against Mr. Wood, may not suffer by any
+inadvertency of mine. Whether Ireland depends upon England or only upon
+God, the King, and the law, I hope no man will assert that it depends upon
+Mr. Wood. I should be heartily sorry that this commendable spirit against
+me should accidentally (and what, I hope, was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span> never intended) strike a
+damp upon that spirit in all ranks and corporations of men against the
+desperate and ruinous design of Mr. Wood. Let my countrymen blot out those
+parts in my last letter which they dislike; and let no rust remain on my
+sword, to cure the wounds I have given to our most mortal enemy. When Sir
+Charles Sedley was taking the oaths, where several things were to be
+renounced, he said, &#8220;he loved renouncing;&#8221; asked, &#8220;if any more were to be
+renounced; for he was ready to renounce as much as they pleased.&#8221; Although
+I am not so thorough a renouncer, yet let me have but good city-security
+against this pestilent coinage, and I shall be ready not only to renounce
+every syllable in all my four letters, but to deliver them cheerfully with
+my own hands into those of the common hangman, to be burnt with no better
+company than the coiner&#8217;s effigies, if any part of it has escaped out of
+the secular hands of my faithful friends, the common people. But, whatever
+the sentiments of some people may be, I think it is agreed that many of
+those who subscribed against me, are on the side of a vast majority in the
+kingdom who opposed Mr. Wood; and it was with great satisfaction that I
+observed some right honourable names very amicably joined with my own, at
+the bottom of a strong declaration against him and his coin. But if the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span>
+admission of it among us be already determined, the worthy person who is
+to betray me ought in prudence to do it with all convenient speed; or else
+it may be difficult to find three hundred pounds sterling for the
+discharge of his hire, when the public shall have lost five hundred
+thousand, if there be so much in the nation; besides four-fifths of its
+annual income for ever. I am told by lawyers, that in quarrels between man
+and man, it is of much weight which of them gave the first provocation, or
+struck the first blow. It is manifest that Mr. Wood has done both, and
+therefore I should humbly propose to have him first hanged, and his dross
+thrown into the sea; after which the Drapier will be ready to stand his
+trial. &#8220;It must needs be that offences come, but woe unto him by whom the
+offence comes.&#8221; If Mr. Wood had held his hand, everybody else would have
+held their tongues; and then there would have been little need of
+pamphlets, juries, or proclamations, upon this occasion. The provocation
+must needs have been very great, which could stir up an obscure, indolent
+Drapier, to become an author. One would almost think, the very stones in
+the street would rise up in such a cause; and I am not sure they will not
+do so against Mr. Wood, if ever he comes within their reach. It is a known
+story of the dumb boy, whose tongue forced a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span> passage for speech by the
+horror of seeing a dagger at his father&#8217;s throat. This may lessen the
+wonder, that a tradesman, hid in privacy and silence should cry out when
+the life and being of his political mother are attempted before his face,
+and by so infamous a wretch.</p>
+
+<p>I am now resolved to follow (after the usual proceeding of mankind,
+because it is too late) the advice given, me by a certain Dean.<a name='fna_19' id='fna_19' href='#f_19'><small>[19]</small></a> He
+showed the mistake I was in of trusting to the general good-will of the
+people; &#8220;that I had succeeded hitherto better than could be expected; but
+that some unfortunate circumstantial lapse would bring me within the reach
+of power; that my good intentions would be no security against those who
+watched every motion of my pen in the bitterness of my soul.&#8221; He produced
+an instance of &#8220;a writer as innocent, as disinterested, and as
+well-meaning as myself; who had written a very seasonable and inoffensive
+treatise, exhorting the people of this kingdom to wear their own
+manufactures;<a name='fna_20' id='fna_20' href='#f_20'><small>[20]</small></a> for which, however, the printer, was prosecuted with the
+utmost virulence; the jury sent back nine times; and the man given up to
+the mercy of the Court.&#8221; The Dean farther observed, &#8220;that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span> I was in a
+manner left alone to stand the battle; while others, who had ten thousand
+times better talents than a Drapier, were so prudent as to lie still; and
+perhaps thought it no unpleasant amusement to look on with safety, while
+another was giving them diversion at the hazard of his liberty and
+fortune; and thought they made a sufficient recompense by a little
+applause.&#8221; Whereupon he concluded with a short story of a Jew at Madrid,
+who, being condemned to the fire on account of his religion, a crowd of
+schoolboys following him to the stake, and apprehending they might lose
+their sport if he should happen to recant, would often clap him on the
+back, and cry, &#8220;<i>Sta firme, Moyse</i>: Moses, continue steadfast.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>I allow this gentleman&#8217;s advice to have been very good, and his
+observations just; and in one respect my condition is worse than that of
+the Jew; for no recantation will save me. However, it should seem, by some
+late proceedings, that my state is not altogether deplorable. This I can
+impute to nothing but the steadiness of two impartial grand juries; which
+has confirmed in me an opinion I have long entertained; that, as
+philosophers say, virtue is seated in the middle; so, in another sense,
+the little virtue left in the world, is chiefly to be found among the
+middle rank of mankind,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span> who are neither allured out of her paths by
+ambition, nor driven by poverty....</p>
+
+<p>But, to confess the truth, my lord, I begin to grow weary of my office as
+a writer, and could heartily wish it were devolved upon my brethren, the
+makers of songs and ballads, who perhaps are the best qualified at present
+to gather up the gleanings of this controversy. As to myself, it has been
+my misfortune to begin and pursue it upon a wrong foundation. For, having
+detected the frauds and falsehoods of this vile impostor Wood in every
+part, I foolishly disdained to have recourse to whining, lamenting, and
+crying for mercy; but rather chose to appeal to law and liberty, and the
+common rights of mankind, without considering the climate I was in. Since
+your last residence in Ireland, I frequently have taken my nag to ride
+about your grounds, where I fancied myself to feel an air of freedom
+breathing around me; and I am glad the low condition of a tradesman did
+not qualify me to wait on you at your house; for then I am afraid my
+writings would not have escaped severer censures. But I have lately sold
+my nag, and honestly told his greatest fault, which was that of snuffing
+up the air about Brackdenstown; whereby he became such a lover of liberty,
+that I could scarce hold him in. I have likewise buried, at the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span> bottom of
+a strong chest, your lordship&#8217;s writings, under a heap of others that
+treat of liberty, and spread over a layer or two of Hobbes, Filmer, Bodin,
+and many more authors of that stamp, to be readiest at hand whenever I
+shall be disposed to take up a new set of principles in government. In the
+meantime, I design quietly to look to my shop, and keep as far out of your
+lordship&#8217;s influence as possible; and if you ever see any more of my
+writings on this subject, I promise you shall find them as innocent, as
+insipid, and without a sting, as what I have now offered you. But, if your
+lordship will please to give me an easy lease of some part of your estate
+in Yorkshire, thither will I carry my chest, and, turning it upside down,
+resume my political reading where I left off, feed on plain homely fare,
+and live and die a free, honest English farmer; but not without regret for
+leaving my countrymen under the dread of the brazen talons of Mr.
+Wood;&mdash;my most loyal and innocent countrymen, to whom I owe so much for
+their good opinion of me, and my poor endeavours to serve them.</p>
+
+<p><span style="margin-left: 8em;">I am, with the greatest respect,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 10em;">My Lord,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">Your Lordship&#8217;s most obedient, and most humble servant,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 12em;">M. B.</span></p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span></p>
+<p class="center"><span class="large">SIXTH LETTER</span></p>
+
+<p>Was written a little after the proclamation against the Drapier&#8217;s fourth
+Letter. It is delivered with much caution, because the Author confesses
+himself to be the Dean of St. Patrick&#8217;s.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><br />LETTER VI.</p>
+
+<p class="center"><i>To the Lord Chancellor Middleton.</i></p>
+
+<p class="right"><br /><span style="padding-right: 2em;">Deanery-house, <i>October, 1724</i>.</span></p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">My Lord</span>,</p>
+
+<p>I desire you will consider me as a member who comes in at the latter end
+of a debate; or as a lawyer who speaks to a cause when the matter has been
+almost exhausted by those who spoke before.</p>
+
+<p>I remember, some months ago, I was at your house upon a commission, where
+I am one of the governors; but I went thither, not so much on account of
+the commission, as to ask you some questions concerning Mr. Wood&#8217;s patent
+to coin halfpence for Ireland; where you very freely told me, in a mixed
+company, how much you had always been against that wicked project;<a name='fna_21' id='fna_21' href='#f_21'><small>[21]</small></a>
+which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span> raised in me an esteem for you so far that I went in a few days to
+make you a visit, after many years&#8217; intermission. I am likewise told that
+your son wrote two letters from London (one of which I have seen),
+empowering those to whom they were directed to assure his friends, that
+whereas there was a malicious report spread of his engaging himself to Mr.
+Walpole for forty thousand pounds of Wood&#8217;s coin to be received in
+Ireland, the said report was false and groundless; and he had never
+discoursed with that minister on this subject, nor would ever give his
+consent to have one farthing of the said coin current here. And although
+it be a long time since I have given myself the trouble of conversing with
+people of titles or stations, yet I have been told by those who can take
+up with such amusements, that there is not a considerable person of the
+kingdom scrupulous in any sort to declare his opinion. But all this is
+needless to allege, when we consider, that the ruinous consequences of
+Wood&#8217;s patent have been so strongly represented by both Houses of
+Parliament, by the Privy-council, the Lord Mayor and Aldermen of Dublin;
+by so many corporations; and the concurrence of the principal gentlemen in
+most counties at their quarter-sessions, without any regard to party,
+religion, or nation.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span>I conclude from hence, that the currency of these halfpence would, in the
+universal opinion of our people, be utterly destructive to this kingdom;
+and, consequently, that it is every man&#8217;s duty, not only to refuse this
+coin himself, but, as far as in him lies, to persuade others to do the
+like; and whether this be done in private or in print, is all a case; as
+no layman is forbidden to write or to discourse upon religious or moral
+subjects, although he may not do it in a pulpit, at least in our Church.
+Neither is this an affair of State, until authority shall think fit to
+declare it so, or, if you should understand it in that sense, yet you will
+please to consider, that I am not now preaching.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore, I do think it my duty, since the Drapier will probably be no
+more heard of, so far to supply his place, as not to incur his fortune;
+for I have learned from old experience that there are times wherein a man
+ought to be cautious as well as innocent. I therefore hope that,
+preserving both those characters, I may be allowed, by offering new
+arguments or enforcing old ones, to refresh the memory of my
+fellow-subjects, and keep up that good spirit raised among them, to
+preserve themselves from utter ruin by lawful means, and such as are
+permitted by his Majesty.</p>
+
+<p>I believe you will please to allow me two propositions:<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span> First, that we
+are a most loyal people; and, secondly, that we are a free people, in the
+common acceptation of that word, applied to a subject under a limited
+monarch. I know very well that you and I did, many years ago, in discourse
+differ much in the presence of Lord Wharton about the meaning of that word
+<i>liberty</i>, with relation to Ireland. But, if you will not allow us to be a
+free people, there is only another appellation left, which I doubt my Lord
+Chief Justice Whitshed would call me to account for, if I venture to
+bestow: for I observed (and I shall never forget upon what occasion) the
+device upon his coach to be, <i>Libertas et natale solum</i>, at the very point
+of time when he was sitting in his court, and perjuring himself to betray
+both....</p>
+
+<p>I am heartily sorry that any writer should, in a cause so generally
+approved, give occasion to the government and council to charge him with
+paragraphs &#8220;highly reflecting upon his Majesty and his ministers; tending
+to alienate the affections of his good subjects in England and Ireland
+from each other, and to promote sedition among the people.&#8221; I must confess
+that, with many others, I thought he meant well, although he might have
+the failing of better writers, not to be always fortunate in the manner of
+expressing himself.</p>
+
+<p>However, since the Drapier is but one man, I shall<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span> think I do a public
+service by asserting that the rest of my countrymen are wholly free from
+learning, out of his pamphlets to reflect on the King or his ministers,
+and to breed sedition. I solemnly declare, that I never once heard the
+least reflection cast upon the King on the subject of Mr. Wood&#8217;s coin: for
+in many discourses on this matter, I do not remember his Majesty&#8217;s name to
+be so much as mentioned. As to the ministry in England, the only two
+persons hinted at were the Duke of Grafton and Mr. Walpole; the former, as
+I have heard you and a hundred others affirm, declared, &#8220;that he never saw
+the patent in favour of Mr. Wood before it was passed,&#8221; although he was
+then Lord-Lieutenant; and therefore, I suppose, everybody believes that
+his Grace has been wholly unconcerned in it ever since. Mr. Walpole was
+indeed supposed to be understood by the letter W. in several newspapers,
+where it is said that some expressions fell from him not very favourable
+to the people of Ireland, for the truth of which the kingdom is not to
+answer, any more than for the discretion of the publishers. You observe,
+the Drapier wholly clears Mr. Walpole of this charge by very strong
+arguments, and speaks of him with civility.</p>
+
+<p>I cannot deny myself to have been often present where the company gave
+their opinion that Mr.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span> Walpole favoured Mr. Wood&#8217;s projects, which I
+always contradicted, and for my own part never once opened my lips against
+that minister, either in mixed or particular meetings; and my reason for
+this reservedness was, because it pleased him in the Queen&#8217;s time (I mean
+Queen Anne, of ever-blessed memory) to make a speech directly against me
+by name in the House of Commons, as I was told a very few minutes after,
+in the Court of Requests, by more than fifty members....</p>
+
+<p>But whatever unpleasing opinion some people might conceive of Mr. Walpole,
+on account of those halfpence, I dare boldly affirm it was entirely owing
+to Mr. Wood. Many persons of credit come from England, have affirmed to me
+and others, that they have seen letters under his hand, full of arrogance
+and insolence towards Ireland, and boasting of his favour with Mr.
+Walpole; which is highly probable; because he reasonably thought it for
+his interest to spread such a report, and because it is the known talent
+of low and little spirits, to have a great man&#8217;s name perpetually in their
+mouths. Thus I have sufficiently justified the people of Ireland from
+learning any bad lesson out of the Drapier&#8217;s pamphlets, with regard to his
+Majesty and his ministers; and therefore, if those papers were intended to
+sow sedition<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span> among us, God be thanked the seeds have fallen upon a very
+improper soil.</p>
+
+<p>As to alienating the affections of the people of England and Ireland from
+each other, I believe the Drapier, whatever his intentions were, has left
+that matter just as he found it. I have lived long in both kingdoms, as
+well in country as in town; and therefore take myself to be as well
+informed as most men, in the dispositions of each people toward the other.
+By the people, I understand here only the bulk of the common people: and I
+desire no lawyer may distort or extend my meaning. There is a vein of
+industry and parsimony, that runs through the whole people of England,
+which, added to the easiness of their rents, makes them rich and sturdy.</p>
+
+<p>As to Ireland, they know little more of it than they do of Mexico: farther
+than that it is a country subject to the King of England, full of bogs,
+inhabited by wild Irish Papists, who are kept in awe by mercenary troops
+sent from thence: and their general opinion is, that it were better for
+England if this whole island were sunk into the sea; for they have a
+tradition, that every forty years there must be a rebellion in Ireland.</p>
+
+<p>I have seen the grossest suppositions passed upon them: &#8220;That the wild
+Irish were taken in toils; but<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span> that in some time they would grow so tame
+as to eat out of your hands.&#8221; I have been asked by hundreds, and
+particularly by my neighbours, your tenants at Pepper-harrow, &#8220;whether I
+had come from Ireland by sea?&#8221; and, upon the arrival of an Irishman to a
+country town, I have known crowds coming about him, and wondering to see
+him look so much better than themselves.</p>
+
+<p>A gentleman, now in Dublin, affirms, &#8220;that, passing some months ago
+through Northampton, and finding the whole town in a flurry, with bells,
+bonfires, and illuminations; upon asking the cause, he was told that it
+was for joy that the Irish had submitted to receive Wood&#8217;s halfpence.&#8221;
+This, I think, plainly shows what sentiments that large town has of us;
+and how little they made it their own case; although they lie directly in
+our way to London, and therefore cannot but be frequently convinced that
+we have human shapes.</p>
+
+<p>As to the people of this kingdom, they consist either of Irish Papists,
+who are as inconsiderable in point of power as the women and children; or
+of English Protestants, who love their brethren of that kingdom, although
+they may possibly sometimes complain when they think they are hardly used.
+However, I confess I do not see that it is of any great consequence, how
+the personal <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span>affections stand to each other, while the sea divides them
+and while they continue in their loyalty to the same prince. And yet I
+will appeal to you, whether those from England have reason to complain
+when they come hither in pursuit of their fortunes? or, whether the people
+of Ireland have reason to boast, when they go to England upon the same
+design? My second proposition was, that we of Ireland are a free people;
+this, I suppose, you will allow, at least with certain limitations
+remaining in your own breast. However, I am sure it is not criminal to
+affirm it; because the words liberty and property, as applied to the
+subject, are often mentioned in both Houses of Parliament, as well as in
+yours and other courts below; whence it must follow, that the people of
+Ireland do or ought to enjoy all the benefits of the common and statute
+law: such as to be tried by juries, to pay no money without their own
+consent as represented in Parliament, and the like. If this be so, and if
+it be universally agreed that a free people cannot by law be compelled to
+take any money in payment except gold and silver, I do not see why any man
+should be hindered from cautioning his countrymen against this coin of
+William Wood, who is endeavouring by fraud to rob us of that property
+which the laws have secured....</p>
+
+<p>Before I conclude, I cannot but observe that for several<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span> months past
+there have more papers been written in this town, such as they are, all
+upon the best public principle, the love of our country, than perhaps has
+been known in any other nation in so short a time. I speak in general,
+from the Drapier down to the maker of ballads; and all without any regard
+to the common motives of writers, which are profit, favour, and
+reputation. As to profit, I am assured by persons of credit, that the best
+ballad upon Mr. Wood will not yield above a groat to the author; and the
+unfortunate adventurer Harding<a name='fna_22' id='fna_22' href='#f_22'><small>[22]</small></a> declares he never made the Drapier any
+present, except one pair of scissors. As to favour, whoever thinks to make
+his court by opposing Mr. Wood, is not very deep in politics; and as to
+reputation, certainly no man of worth and learning would employ his pen
+upon so transitory a subject, and in so obscure a corner of the world, to
+distinguish himself as an author, so that I look upon myself, the Drapier,
+and my numerous brethren, to be all true patriots in our several degrees.</p>
+
+<p>All that the public can expect for the future is, only to be sometimes
+warned to beware of Mr. Wood&#8217;s halfpence, and to be referred for
+conviction to the Drapier&#8217;s reasons. For a man of the most superior
+understanding will find it impossible to make the best use of it while he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span>
+writes in constraint, perpetually softening, correcting, or blotting out
+expressions for fear of bringing his printer, or himself, under a
+prosecution from my Lord Chief Justice Whitshed. It calls to my
+remembrance the madman in &#8220;Don Quixote,&#8221; who being soundly beaten by a
+weaver for letting a stone (which he always carried on his shoulder), fall
+upon a spaniel, apprehended that every cur he met was of the same species.</p>
+
+<p>For these reasons I am convinced, that what I have now written will appear
+low and insipid; but if it contributes in the least to preserve that union
+among us for opposing this fatal project of Mr. Wood, my pains will not be
+altogether lost.</p>
+
+<p>I sent these papers to an eminent lawyer (and yet a man of virtue and
+learning into the bargain), who, after many alterations, returned them
+back, with assuring me that they are perfectly innocent; without the least
+mixture of treason, rebellion, sedition, malice, disaffection, reflection,
+or wicked insinuation whatsoever.</p>
+
+<p>If the bellman of each parish, as he goes his circuit, would cry out every
+night &#8220;Past twelve o&#8217;clock; Beware of Wood&#8217;s halfpence,&#8221; it would probably
+cut off the occasion for publishing any more pamphlets; provided that in
+country towns it were done upon market-days. For my own part, as soon as
+it shall be determined that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span> it is not against law, I will begin the
+experiment in the liberty of St. Patrick&#8217;s; and hope my example may be
+followed in the whole city. But if authority shall think fit to forbid all
+writings or discourses upon this subject, except such as are in favour of
+Mr. Wood, I will obey, as it becomes me; only, when I am in danger of
+bursting, I will go and whisper among the reeds, not any reflection upon
+the wisdom of my countrymen, but only these few words, BEWARE OF WOOD&#8217;S
+HALFPENCE.</p>
+
+<p><span style="margin-left: 8em;">I am, with due respect,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 10em;">Your most obedient, humble servant,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 12em;">J. S.</span></p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center"><span class="large">SEVENTH LETTER</span></p>
+
+<p>Did not appear till 1735. It appears to have been written during the first
+session in Lord Carteret&#8217;s government. It is much more a start on a new
+course, than a continuation of the past struggle.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><br />LETTER VII.</p>
+
+<p class="center"><i>An Humble Address to Both Houses of Parliament.</i></p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">By M. B., Drapier.</span></p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>&#8220;Multa gement plagasque superbi<br />
+Victoris&mdash;&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+
+<p><br />I have been told, that petitions and addresses, to either King or
+Parliament, are the right of every subject,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span> provided they consist with
+that respect which is due to princes and great assemblies. Neither do I
+remember, that the modest proposals or opinions of private men have been
+ill-received, when they have not been delivered in the style of advice;
+which is a presumption far from my thoughts. However, if proposals should
+be looked upon as too assuming, yet I hope every man may be suffered to
+declare his own and the nation&#8217;s wishes. For instance; I may be allowed to
+wish, that some farther laws were enacted for the advancement of trade;
+for the improvement of agriculture, now strangely neglected, against the
+maxims of all wise nations; for supplying the manifest defects in the acts
+concerning the plantation of trees; for setting the poor to work; and many
+others.</p>
+
+<p>Upon this principle I may venture to affirm, it is the hearty wish of the
+whole nation, very few excepted, that the Parliament, in this session,
+would begin by strictly examining into the detestable fraud of one William
+Wood, now or late of London, hardwareman; who illegally and clandestinely,
+as appears by your own votes and addresses, procured a patent in England
+for coining halfpence in that kingdom to be current here. This, I say, is
+the wish of the whole nation, very few excepted; and upon account of those
+few, is more strongly and justly the wish of the rest; those few
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span>consisting either of Wood&#8217;s confederates, some obscure tradesmen, or
+certain bold UNDERTAKERS,<a name='fna_23' id='fna_23' href='#f_23'><small>[23]</small></a> of weak judgment and strong ambition, who
+think to find their accounts in the ruin of the nation, by securing or
+advancing themselves. And because such men proceed upon a system of
+politics, to which I would fain hope you will be always utter strangers, I
+shall humbly lay it before you.</p>
+
+<p>Be pleased to suppose me in a station of fifteen hundred pounds a year,
+salary and perquisites: and likewise possessed of 800<i>l.</i> a-year, real
+estate. Then suppose a destructive project to be set on foot; such for
+instance, as this of Wood; which, if it succeed in all the consequences
+naturally to be expected from it, must sink the rents and wealth of the
+kingdom one half, although I am confident it would have done so
+five-sixths; suppose, I conceive that the countenancing, or privately
+supporting, this project, will please those by whom I expect to be
+preserved or higher exalted; nothing then remains, but to compute and
+balance my gain and my loss, and sum up the whole. I suppose<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span> that I shall
+keep my employment ten years, not to mention the fair chance of a better.</p>
+
+<p>This, at 1500<i>l.</i> a year, amounts in ten years to 15,000<i>l.</i> My estate, by
+the success of the said project, sinks 400<i>l.</i> a-year; which, at twenty
+years&#8217; purchase, is but 8000<i>l.</i>; so that I am a clear gainer of 7000<i>l.</i>
+upon the balance. And during all that period I am possessed of power and
+credit, can gratify my favourites, and take vengeance on mine enemies. And
+if the project miscarry, my private merit is still entire. This
+arithmetic, as horrible as it appears, I knowingly affirm to have been
+practised and applied, in conjunctures whereon depended the ruin or safety
+of a nation; although probably the charity and virtue of a senate will
+hardly be induced to believe, that there can be such monsters among
+mankind. And yet the wise Lord Bacon mentions a sort of people (I doubt
+the race is not yet extinct) who would &#8220;set a house on fire for the
+convenience of roasting their own eggs at the flame.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>But whoever is old enough to remember, and has turned his thoughts to
+observe, the course of public affairs in this kingdom from the time of the
+Revolution, must acknowledge, that the highest points of interest and
+liberty have often been sacrificed to the avarice and ambition of
+particular persons, upon the very principles and arithmetic<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span> that I have
+supposed. The only wonder is, how these artists were able to prevail upon
+numbers, and influence even public assemblies, to become instruments for
+effecting their execrable designs.</p>
+
+<p>It is, I think, in all conscience, latitude enough for vice, if a man in
+station be allowed to act injustice upon the usual principles of getting a
+bribe, wreaking his malice, serving his party, or consulting his
+preferment, while his wickedness terminates in the ruin only of particular
+persons; but to deliver up our whole country and every living soul who
+inhabits it, to certain destruction, has not, as I remember, been
+permitted by the most favourable casuists on the side of corruption.</p>
+
+<p>It were far better, that all who have had the misfortune to be born in
+this kingdom, should be rendered incapable of holding any employment
+whatsoever above the degree of a constable (according to the scheme and
+intention of a great minister,<a name='fna_24' id='fna_24' href='#f_24'><small>[24]</small></a> <i>gone to his own place</i>), than to live
+under the daily apprehension of a few false brethren among ourselves;
+because, in the former case, we should be wholly free from the danger of
+being betrayed, since none could then have impudence enough to pretend any
+public good. It is true, that in this desperate affair of the new
+halfpence, I have not heard of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span> any man above my own degree of a
+shopkeeper, to have been hitherto so bold, as, in direct terms, to
+vindicate the fatal project; although I have been told of some very
+mollifying expressions which were used, and very gentle expedients
+proposed and handed about, when it first came under debate; but since the
+eyes of the people have been so far opened, that the most ignorant can
+plainly see their own ruin in the success of Wood&#8217;s attempt, these grand
+compounders have been more cautious.... In the small compass of my reading
+(which, however, has been more extensive than is usual to men of my
+inferior calling,) I have observed, that grievances have always preceded
+supplies. And if ever grievances had a title to such pre-eminence, it must
+be this of Wood; because it is not only the greatest grievance that any
+country could suffer, but a grievance of such a kind, that, if it should
+take effect, would make it impossible for us to give any supplies at all,
+except in adulterate copper; unless a tax were laid, for paying the civil
+and military lists and the large pensions, with real commodities instead
+of money. Which, however, might be liable to some few objections, as well
+as difficulties; for, although the common soldiers might be content with
+beef, and mutton, and wool, and malt, and leather, yet I am in some doubt
+as to the generals, the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span> colonels, the numerous pensioners, the civil
+officers and others, who all live in England upon Irish pay, as well as
+those few who reside among us only because they cannot help it. There is
+one particular, which, although I have mentioned more than once in some of
+my former papers, yet I cannot forbear to repeat, and a little enlarge
+upon it; because I do not remember to have read or heard of the like in
+the history of any age or country, neither do I ever reflect upon it
+without the utmost astonishment.</p>
+
+<p>After the unanimous addresses to his sacred Majesty, against the patent of
+Wood, from both Houses of Parliament, which are the three estates of the
+kingdom, and likewise an address from the Privy-council, to whom, under
+the chief governors, the whole administration is entrusted, the matter is
+referred to a committee of council in London. Wood and his adherents are
+heard on one side; and a few volunteers, without any trust or direction
+from hence, on the other. The question, as I remember, chiefly turned upon
+the want of halfpence in Ireland. Witnesses are called on the behalf of
+Wood, of what credit I have formerly shown. Upon the issue, the patent is
+found good and legal; all his Majesty&#8217;s officers here, not excepting the
+military, commanded to be aiding and assisting to make it effectual; the
+addresses of both Houses of Parliament, of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span> Privy-council, and of the
+city of Dublin, the declarations of most counties and corporations
+throughout the kingdom, are altogether laid aside, as of no weight,
+consequence, or consideration whatsoever; and the whole kingdom of Ireland
+non-suited in default of appearance, as if it were a private case between
+John Doe, plaintiff, and William Roe, defendant.</p>
+
+<p>With great respect to those honourable persons, the committee of council
+in London, I have not understood them to be our governors, councillors, or
+judges. Neither did our case turn at all upon the questions whether
+Ireland wanted halfpence or no. For there is no doubt, but we do want both
+halfpence, gold, and silver; and we have numberless other wants, and some
+that we are not so much as allowed to name, although they are peculiar to
+this nation; to which no other is subject, whom God has blessed with
+religion and laws, or any degree of soil and sunshine; but for what
+demerits on our side, I am altogether in the dark. But I do not remember
+that our want of halfpence was either affirmed or denied in any of our
+addresses or declarations against those of Wood. We alleged the fraudulent
+obtaining and executing of his patent; the baseness of his metal; and the
+prodigious sum to be coined, which might be increased by stealth, from
+foreign<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span> importation and his own counterfeits, as well as those at home;
+whereby we must infallibly lose all our little gold and silver, and all
+our poor remainder of a very limited and discouraged trade. We urged, that
+the patent was passed without the least reference hither; and without
+mention of any security given by Wood, to receive his own halfpence upon
+demand; both which are contrary to all contrary proceedings in the like
+cases.</p>
+
+<p>These, and many other arguments, we offered, but still the patent went on;
+and at this day our ruin would have been half completed, if God in His
+mercy had not raised a universal detestation of these halfpence in the
+whole kingdom, with a firm resolution never to receive them; since we are
+not under obligations to do so by any law, either human or divine.</p>
+
+<p>But, in the name of God, and of all justice and pity, when the King&#8217;s
+Majesty was pleased that this patent should pass, is it not to be
+understood that he conceived, believed, and intended it, as a gracious act
+for the good and benefit of his subjects, for the advantage of a great and
+fruitful kingdom; of the most loyal kingdom upon earth, where no hand or
+voice was ever lifted up against him; a kingdom, where the passage is not
+three hours from Britain; and a kingdom where Papists have less<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span> power and
+less land than in England? Can it be denied or doubted that his Majesty&#8217;s
+ministers understood and proposed the same end, the good of this nation,
+when they advised the passing of this patent? Can the person of Wood be
+otherwise regarded than as the instrument, the mechanic, the head-workman,
+to prepare his furnace, his fuel, his metal, and his stamps? If I employ a
+shoe-boy, is it in view to his advantage, or to my own convenience? I
+mention the person of William Wood alone, because no other appears; and we
+are not to reason upon surmises; neither would it avail, if they had a
+real foundation. Allowing therefore (for we cannot do less) that this
+patent for the coining of halfpence was wholly intended by a gracious
+King, and a wise public-spirited ministry, for the advantage of Ireland;
+yet when the whole kingdom to a man, for whose good the patent was
+designed, do, upon maturest consideration, universally join in openly
+declaring, protesting, addressing, petitioning, against these halfpence,
+as the most ruinous project that ever was set on foot to complete the
+slavery and destruction of a poor innocent country; is it, was it, can it,
+or will it, ever be a question, not, whether such a kingdom, or William
+Wood, should be a gainer; but whether such a kingdom should be wholly
+undone, destroyed, sunk,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span> depopulated, made a scene of misery and
+desolation, for the sake of William Wood? God of His infinite mercy avert
+this dreadful judgment! And it is our universal wish, that God would put
+it into your hearts to be His instruments for so good a work.</p>
+
+<p>For my own part, who am but one man, of obscure condition, I do solemnly
+declare, in the presence of Almighty God, that I will suffer the most
+ignominious and torturing death, rather than submit to receive this
+accursed coin, or any other that shall be liable to these objections,
+until they shall be forced upon me by a law of my own country; and, if
+that shall ever happen, I will transport myself into some foreign land,
+and eat the bread of poverty among a free people.</p>
+
+<p>Am I legally punishable for these expressions? shall another proclamation
+issue against me, because I presume to take my country&#8217;s part against
+William Wood, where her final destruction is intended? But, whenever you
+shall please to impose silence upon me, I will submit; because I look upon
+your unanimous voice to be the voice of the nation; and this I have been
+taught, and do believe, to be in some manner the voice of God....</p>
+
+<p>I have sometimes wondered upon what motives the peerage of England were so
+desirous to determine our controversies; because I have been assured, and
+partly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span> know, that the frequent appeals from hence have been very irksome
+to that illustrious body: and whoever has frequented the Painted Chamber
+and Courts of Requests, must have observed, that they are never so nobly
+filled as when an Irish appeal is under debate.</p>
+
+<p>The peers of Scotland, who are very numerous, were content to reside in
+their castles and houses in that bleak and barren climate; and although
+some of them made frequent journeys to London, yet I do not remember any
+of their greatest families, till very lately, to have made England their
+constant habitation before the Union; or, if they did, I am sure it was
+generally to their own advantage, and whatever they got was employed to
+cultivate and increase their own estates, and by that means enrich
+themselves and their country.</p>
+
+<p>As to the great number of rich absentees under the degree of peers, what
+particular ill-effects their absence may have upon this kingdom, besides
+those already mentioned, may perhaps be too tender a point to touch. But
+whether those who live in another kingdom upon great estates here, and
+have lost all regard to their own country, farther than upon account of
+the revenues they receive from it; I say, whether such persons may not be
+prevailed upon to recommend others to vacant seats,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span> who have no interest
+here except a precarious employment, and consequently can have no views
+but to preserve what they have got, or to be higher advanced; this, I am
+sure, is a very melancholy question, if it be a question at all.</p>
+
+<p>But, besides the prodigious profit which England receives by the
+transmittal thither of two-thirds of the revenues of this old kingdom, it
+has another mighty advantage, by making our country a receptacle, wherein
+to disburden themselves of their supernumerary pretenders to offices;
+persons of second-rate merit in their own country, who, like birds of
+passage, most of them thrive and fatten here, and fly off when their
+credit and employments are at an end. So that Ireland may justly say, what
+Luther said of himself, POOR Ireland makes many rich!</p>
+
+<p>If, amid all our difficulties, I should venture to assert that we have one
+great advantage, provided we could improve it as we ought, I believe most
+of my readers would be long in conjecturing what possible advantage could
+ever fall to our share. However, it is certain that all the regular seeds
+of party and faction among us are entirely rooted out, and if any new ones
+shall spring up, they must be of equivocal generation, without any seed at
+all, and will be justly imputed to a degree of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span> stupidity beyond even what
+we have been ever charged with upon the score of our birthplace and
+climate.</p>
+
+<p>The parties in this kingdom (including those of modern date) are, first,
+of those who have been charged or suspected to favour the Pretender; and
+those who were zealous opposers of him. Secondly, of those who were for
+and against a toleration of Dissenters by law. Thirdly, of High and Low
+Church, or (to speak in the cant of the times) of Whig and Tory. And,
+fourthly, of court and country. If there be any more, they are beyond my
+observation or politics; for, as to subaltern or occasional parties, they
+have been all derivations from the same originals.</p>
+
+<p>Now it is manifest, that all these incitements to faction, party, and
+division, are wholly removed from among us. For, as to the Pretender, his
+cause is both desperate and obsolete. There are very few now alive who
+were men in his father&#8217;s time, and in that prince&#8217;s interest; and in all
+others, the obligation of conscience has no place.<a name='fna_25' id='fna_25' href='#f_25'><small>[25]</small></a> Even the Papists in
+general, of any substance or estates, and their priests almost
+universally, are what we call Whigs, in the sense which by that word<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span> is
+generally understood. They feel the smart, and see the scars of their
+former wounds, and very well know, that they must be made a sacrifice to
+the least attempts toward a change; although it cannot be doubted that
+they would be glad to have their superstition restored, under any prince
+whatsoever.</p>
+
+<p>Secondly, the Dissenters are now tolerated by law; neither do we observe
+any murmurs at present from that quarter, except those reasonable
+complaints they make of persecution, because they are excluded from civil
+employments; but their number being very small in either House of
+Parliament, they are not yet in a situation to erect a party: because,
+however indifferent men may be with regard to religion, they are now grown
+wise enough to know that if such a latitude were allowed to Dissenters,
+the few small employments left us in cities and corporations would find
+other hands to lay hold on them.</p>
+
+<p>Thirdly, the dispute between High and Low Church is now at an end;
+two-thirds of the bishops having been promoted in this reign, and most of
+them from England, who have bestowed all preferments in their gift to
+those they could well confide in: the deaneries, all except three, and
+many principal church-livings are in the donation of the Crown, so that we
+already possess such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span> a body of clergy as will never engage in controversy
+upon that antiquated and exploded subject.</p>
+
+<p>Lastly, as to court and country parties, so famous and avowed under most
+reigns in English Parliaments; this kingdom has not, for several years
+past, been a proper scene whereon to exercise such contentions, and is now
+less proper than ever; many great employments for life being in distant
+hands, and the reversions diligently watched and secured; the temporary
+ones of any inviting value are all bestowed elsewhere as fast as they
+drop, and the few remaining are of too low consideration to create
+contests about them, except among younger brothers, or tradesmen like
+myself. And therefore, to institute a court and country party, without
+materials would be a very new system in politics, and what I believe was
+never thought on before: nor, unless in a nation of idiots, can ever
+succeed; for the most ignorant Irish cottager will not sell his cow for a
+groat.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore I conclude, that all party and faction, with regard to public
+proceedings, are now extinguished in this kingdom; neither does it appear
+in view how they can possibly revive, unless some new causes be
+administered; which cannot be done without crossing the interests of those
+who are the greatest gainers by continuing the same measures. And general
+calamities,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span> without hope of redress, are allowed to be the great uniters
+of mankind.</p>
+
+<p>However we may dislike the causes, yet this effect of begetting a
+universal discord among us, in all national debates, as well as in cities,
+corporations, and country neighbourhoods, may keep us at least alive, and
+in a condition to eat the little bread allowed us in peace and amity.</p>
+
+<p>I have heard of a quarrel in a tavern, where all were at daggers drawing,
+till one of the company cried out, desiring to know the subject of the
+quarrel; which, when none of them could tell, they put up their swords,
+sat down, and passed the rest of the evening in quiet. The former has been
+our case, I hope the latter will be so too; that we shall sit down
+amicably together, at least until we have something that may give us a
+title to fall out, since nature has instructed even a brood of goslings to
+stick together, while the kite is hovering over their heads....</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE ADDRESS TO THE JURY.</h2>
+
+
+<p>This piece, as its title expresses, was published when the bill against
+the printer was to be brought before the grand jury: it warned them of
+what was expected from them. Whiteshed, the Chief Justice, again attempted
+to browbeat the jury, but in vain. The bill was thrown out: and the Chief
+Justice could only show his resentment by dissolving the Grand Jury.
+Whiteshed was so ridiculed that the vexation he suffered was thought to
+have shortened his life.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><br /><i>Seasonable Advice to the Grand Jury.</i></p>
+<div class="note">
+<p class="center">Concerning the bill preparing against the printer of the Drapier&#8217;s fourth letter.</p></div>
+
+<p class="right"><br /><span style="padding-right: 2em;"><i>November 11th, 1724.</i></span></p>
+
+<p>Since a bill is preparing for the grand jury to find against the printer
+of the Drapier&#8217;s last letter, there are several things maturely to be
+considered by those gentlemen before they determine upon it.</p>
+
+<p>First, they are to consider, that the author of the said<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span> pamphlet did
+write three other discourses on the same subject, which, instead of being
+censured, were universally approved by the whole nation, and were allowed
+to have raised and continued that spirit among us, which has hitherto kept
+out Wood&#8217;s coin; for all men will grant, that if those pamphlets had not
+been written, his coin must have overrun the nation some months ago.</p>
+
+<p>Secondly, it is to be considered, that this pamphlet, against which a
+proclamation has been issued, is written by the same author: that nobody
+ever doubted the innocence and goodness of his design; that he appears,
+through the whole tenour of it, to be a loyal subject to his Majesty, and
+devoted to the House of Hanover, and declares himself in a manner
+peculiarly zealous against the Pretender. And if such a writer, in four
+several treatises on so nice a subject, where a royal patent is concerned,
+and where it was necessary to speak of England and of liberty, should in
+one or two places happen to let fall an inadvertent expression, it would
+be hard to condemn him, after all the good he has done, especially when we
+consider that he could have no possible design in view, either of honour
+or profit, but purely the <span class="smcaplc">GOOD</span> of his country.</p>
+
+<p>Thirdly, it ought to be well considered, whether any one expression in the
+said pamphlet be really liable to a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span> just exception, much less to be found
+&#8220;wicked, malicious, seditious, reflecting upon his Majesty and his
+ministry,&#8221; &amp;c.</p>
+
+<p>The two points in that pamphlet, which it is said the prosecutors intend
+chiefly to fix on, are, first, where the author mentions the penner of the
+King&#8217;s answer. First, it is well known his Majesty is not master of the
+English tongue; and therefore it is necessary that some other person
+should be employed to pen what he has to say or write in that language.
+Secondly, his Majesty&#8217;s answer is not in the first person, but in the
+third. It is not said, <span class="smcaplc">WE</span> are concerned, or <span class="smcaplc">OUR</span> royal predecessors; but
+<span class="smcap">his Majesty</span> is concerned, and <span class="smcaplc">HIS</span> royal predecessors. By which it is
+plain, these are properly not the words of his Majesty, but supposed to be
+taken from him, and transmitted hither by one of his ministers. Thirdly,
+it will be easily seen, that the author of the pamphlet delivers his
+sentiments upon this particular with the utmost caution and respect, as
+any impartial reader will observe.</p>
+
+<p>The second paragraph, which it is said will be taken notice of as a motive
+to find the bill, is what the author says of Ireland&#8217;s being a dependent
+kingdom; he explains all the dependence he knows of, which is a law made
+in Ireland, whereby it is enacted, &#8220;that whoever<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span> is King of England shall
+be King of Ireland.&#8221; Before this explanation be condemned, and the bill
+found upon it, it would be proper that some lawyers should fully inform
+the jury what other law there is, either statute or common, for this
+dependency; and if there be no law, there is no transgression.</p>
+
+<p>The fourth thing very maturely to be considered by the jury, is, what
+influence their finding the bill may have upon the kingdom; the people in
+general find no fault in the Drapier&#8217;s last book, any more than in the
+three former; and therefore, when they hear it is condemned by a grand
+jury of Dublin, they will conclude it is done in favour of Wood&#8217;s coin;
+they will think we of this town have changed our minds, and intend to take
+those halfpence, and therefore it will be in vain for them to stand out:
+so that the question comes to this, which will be of the worst
+consequence?&mdash;to let pass one or two expressions, at the worst only
+unwary, in a book written for the public service; or to leave a free, open
+passage for Wood&#8217;s brass to overrun us, by which we shall be undone for
+ever. The fifth thing to be considered is, that the members of the grand
+jury, being merchants and principal shopkeepers, can have no suitable
+temptation offered them as a recompense for the mischief they will do and
+suffer by letting-in this coin;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span> nor can be at any loss or danger by
+rejecting the bill. They do not expect any employments in the State, to
+make up in their own private advantages the destruction of their country;
+whereas those who go about to advise, entice, or threaten them to find
+that bill, have great employments, which they have a mind to keep, or to
+get a greater; as it was likewise the case of all those who signed the
+proclamation to have the author prosecuted. And therefore it is known,
+that his grace the Lord Archbishop of Dublin, so renowned for his piety
+and wisdom, and love of his country, absolutely refused to condemn the
+book or the author.</p>
+
+<p>Lastly, it ought to be considered what consequence the finding of the bill
+may have upon a poor man perfectly innocent. I mean the printer. A lawyer
+may pick out expressions, and make them liable to exception, where no
+other man is able to find any. But how can it be supposed that an ignorant
+printer can be such a critic? He knew the author&#8217;s design was honest and
+approved by the whole kingdom: he advised with friends, who told him there
+was no harm in the book, and he could see none himself: it was sent him in
+an unknown hand; but the same in which he received the three former. He
+and his wife have offered to take their oaths that they knew not the
+author, and therefore,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span> to find a bill that may bring punishment upon the
+innocent, will appear very hard, to say no worse. For it will be
+impossible to find the author, unless he will please to discover himself;
+although I wonder he ever concealed his name; but I suppose what he did at
+first out of modesty, he continues to do out of prudence. God protect us
+and him!</p>
+
+<p>I will conclude all with a fable ascribed to Demosthenes. He had served
+the people of Athens with great fidelity in the station of an orator,
+when, upon a certain occasion, apprehending to be delivered over to his
+enemies, he told the Athenians, his countrymen, the following story: Once
+upon a time the wolves desired a league with the sheep, upon this
+condition, that the cause of the strife might be taken away, which was the
+shepherds and mastiffs: this being granted, the wolves, without all fear,
+made havoc of the sheep.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span></p>
+<h2>SWIFT&#8217;S DESCRIPTION OF QUILCA.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The summers of 1724 and 1725 were spent in this country-seat, which his
+friend Sheridan built for himself amongst the wildest of the Cavan heaths.
+Quilca stood near a little lake surrounded by trees. Here Sheridan tried a
+revival of the Roman chariot-races; the slope close by the lake was used
+for a theatre; the place is redolent with memories of Swift, who loved the
+place, though he perpetuated in verse the memory of its disorders, its
+dilapidations, and the general shortcomings, in which it reflected its
+owner&#8217;s character and that of his scolding wife.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><br /><span class="smcap">The Blunders, Deficiencies, Distresses, and Misfortunes of Quilca.</span></p>
+<div class="note">
+<p class="center"><i>Proposed to contain one-and-twenty volumes in quarto.</i></p>
+
+<p class="center">Begun April 20, 1724. To be continued weekly, if due encouragement be
+given.</p></div>
+
+
+<p><br />But one lock and a half in the whole house.</p>
+
+<p>The key of the garden-door lost.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span>The empty bottles all uncleanable.</p>
+
+<p>The vessels for drink very few and leaky.</p>
+
+<p>The new house going to ruin before it is finished.</p>
+
+<p>One hinge of the street-door broke off, and the people forced to go out
+and come in at the back-door.</p>
+
+<p>The door of the Dean&#8217;s bed-chamber full of large chinks.</p>
+
+<p>The beaufet letting in so much wind that it almost blows out the candles.</p>
+
+<p>The Dean&#8217;s bed threatening every night to fall under him.</p>
+
+<p>The little table loose and broken in the joints.</p>
+
+<p>The passages open overhead, by which the cats pass continually into the
+cellar, and eat the victuals, for which one was tried, condemned, and
+executed by the sword.</p>
+
+<p>The large table in a very tottering condition.</p>
+
+<p>But one chair in the house fit for sitting on, and that in a very ill
+state of health.</p>
+
+<p>The kitchen perpetually crowded with savages.</p>
+
+<p>Not a bit of mutton to be had in the country.</p>
+
+<p>Want of beds, and a mutiny thereupon among the servants, until supplied
+from Kells.</p>
+
+<p>An egregious want of all the most common necessary utensils.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span>Not a bit of turf in this cold weather; and Mrs. Johnson and the Dean in
+person, with all their servants, forced to assist at the bog, in gathering
+up the wet bottoms of old clumps.</p>
+
+<p>The grate in the ladies&#8217; bedchamber broke, and forced to be removed, by
+which they were compelled to be without fire, the chimney smoking
+intolerably; and the Dean&#8217;s great-coat was employed to stop the wind from
+coming down the chimney, without which expedient they must have been
+starved to death.</p>
+
+<p>A messenger sent a mile to borrow an old broken tun-dish.</p>
+
+<p>Bottles stopped with bits of wood and tow, instead of corks.</p>
+
+<p>Not one utensil for a fire, except an old pair of tongs, which travels
+through the house, and is likewise employed to take the meat out of the
+pot, for want of a flesh-fork.</p>
+
+<p>Every servant an arrant thief as to victuals and drink, and every comer
+and goer as arrant a thief of everything he or she can lay their hands on.</p>
+
+<p>The spit blunted with poking into bogs for timber, and tears the meat to
+pieces.</p>
+
+<p><i>Bellum atque f&aelig;minam</i>; or a kitchen war between nurse and a nasty crew of
+both sexes; she to preserve order<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span> and cleanliness, they to destroy both;
+and they generally are conquerors.</p>
+
+<p><i>April 28.</i> This morning the great fore-door quite open, dancing backward
+and forward with all its weight upon the lower hinge, which must have been
+broken if the Dean had not accidentally come and relieved it.</p>
+
+<p>A great hole in the floor of the ladies&#8217; chamber, every hour hazarding a
+broken leg.</p>
+
+<p>Two iron spikes erect on the Dean&#8217;s bedstead, by which he is in danger of
+a broken shin at rising and going to bed.</p>
+
+<p>The ladies&#8217; and Dean&#8217;s servants growing fast into the manners and
+thieveries of the natives; the ladies themselves very much corrupted; the
+Dean perpetually storming, and in danger of either losing all his flesh,
+or sinking into barbarity for the sake of peace.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Dingley full of cares for herself, and blunders and negligence for
+her friends. Mrs. Johnson sick and helpless. The Dean deaf and fretting;
+the lady&#8217;s maid awkward and clumsy; Robert lazy and forgetful; William a
+pragmatical, ignorant, and conceited puppy; Robin and nurse the two great
+and only supports of the family.</p>
+
+<p><i>Bellum lact&aelig;um</i>; or the milky battle, fought between the Dean and the
+crew of Quilca; the latter insisting on<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span> their privilege of not milking
+till eleven in the forenoon: whereas Mrs. Johnson wanted milk at eight for
+her health. In this battle the Dean got the victory; but the crew of
+Quilca begin to rebel again; for it is this day almost ten o&#8217;clock, and
+Mrs. Johnson has not got her milk.</p>
+
+<p>A proverb on the laziness and lodgings of the servants: &#8220;The worse their
+sty&mdash;the longer they lie.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Two great holes in the wall of the ladies&#8217; bedchamber, just at the back of
+the bed, and one of them directly behind Mrs. Johnson&#8217;s pillow, either of
+which would blow out a candle in the calmest day.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span></p>
+<h2>ANSWER TO A PAPER,</h2>
+
+<p class="center">CALLED</p>
+
+<p class="center"><i>A Memorial of the poor Inhabitants, Tradesmen, and Labourers of the
+Kingdom of Ireland.</i><a name='fna_26' id='fna_26' href='#f_26'><small>[26]</small></a></p>
+
+
+<p class="right"><br /><span style="padding-right: 2em;">Dublin, <i>March 25th, 1738</i>.</span></p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,</p>
+
+<p>I received a paper from you, whoever you are, printed without any name of
+author or printer, and sent, I suppose, to me among others, without any
+particular distinction. It contains a complaint of the dearness of corn,
+and some schemes for making it cheaper which I cannot approve of.</p>
+
+<p>But pray permit me, before I go farther, to give you a short history of
+the steps by which we arrived at this hopeful situation.</p>
+
+<p>It was, indeed, the shameful practice of too many Irish farmers, to wear
+out their ground with ploughing; while, either through poverty, laziness,
+or ignorance, they neither took care to measure it as they ought, nor<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span>
+gave time to any part of the land to recover itself; and when their leases
+were near expiring, being assured that their landlords would not renew,
+they ploughed even the meadows, and made such havoc, that their landlords
+were considerable sufferers by it.</p>
+
+<p>This gave birth to that abominable race of graziers, who, upon expiration
+of the farmers&#8217; leases, were ready to engross great quantities of land;
+and the gentlemen having been often before ill paid, and their land worn
+out of heart, were too easily tempted, when a rich grazier made an offer
+to take all their land, and give them security for payment. Thus a vast
+tract of land, where twenty or thirty farmers lived, together with their
+cottagers and labourers in their several cabins, became all desolate, and
+easily managed by one or two herdsmen and their boys; whereby the master
+grazier, with little trouble, seized to himself the livelihood of a
+hundred people.</p>
+
+<p>It must be confessed, that the farmers were justly punished for their
+knavery, brutality, and folly. But neither are the squires and landlords
+to be excused; for to them is owing the depopulating of the country, the
+vast number of beggars, and the ruin of those few sorry improvements we
+had. That farmers should be limited in ploughing is very reasonable, and
+practised<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span> in England, and might have easily been done here by penal
+clauses in their leases; but to deprive them, in a manner, altogether from
+tilling their lands, was a most stupid want of thinking.</p>
+
+<p>Had the farmers been confined to plough a certain quantity of land, with a
+penalty of ten pounds an acre for whatever they exceeded, and farther
+limited for the three or four last years of their leases, all this evil
+had been prevented; the nation would have saved a million of money, and
+been more populous by above two hundred thousand souls.</p>
+
+<p>For a people, denied the benefit of trade, to manage their lands in such a
+manner as to produce nothing but what they are forbidden to trade with, or
+only such things as they can neither export nor manufacture to advantage,
+is an absurdity that a wild Indian would be ashamed of; especially when we
+add, that we are content to purchase this hopeful commerce, by sending to
+foreign markets for our daily bread.</p>
+
+<p>The grazier&#8217;s employment is to feed great flocks of sheep, or
+black-cattle, or both. With regard to sheep, as folly is usually
+accompanied with perverseness, so it is here. There is something so
+monstrous to deal in a commodity (farther than for our own use), which we
+are not allowed to export manufactured, nor even<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span> unmanufactured, but to
+one certain country, and only to some few ports in that country; there is,
+I say, something so sottish, that it wants a name in our language to
+express it by, and the good of it is, that the more sheep we have, the
+fewer human creatures are left to wear the wool, or eat the flesh.</p>
+
+<p>Ajax was mad when he mistook a flock of sheep for his enemies; but we
+shall never be sober until we have the same way of thinking.</p>
+
+<p>The other part of the grazier&#8217;s business is, what we call black-cattle,
+producing hides, tallow, and beef for exportation: all which are good and
+useful commodities, if rightly managed. But it seems the greatest part of
+the hides are sent out raw, for want of bark to tan them; and that want
+will daily grow stronger, for I doubt the new project of tanning without
+it is at an end.</p>
+
+<p>Our beef, I am afraid, still continues scandalous in foreign markets, for
+the old reasons; but our tallow, for anything I know, may be good.
+However, to bestow the whole kingdom on beef and mutton, and thereby drive
+out half the people who should eat their share, and force the rest to send
+sometimes as far as Egypt for bread to eat with it, is a most peculiar and
+distinguished piece of public economy, of which I have no comprehension.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span>I know very well that our ancestors the Scythians, and their posterity,
+our kinsmen the Tartars, lived upon the blood, and milk, and raw flesh of
+their cattle, without one grain of corn; but I confess myself so
+degenerate, that I am not easy without bread to my victuals....</p>
+
+<p>Now, sir, to return more particularly to you and your memorial. A hundred
+thousand barrels of wheat, you say, should be imported hither: and ten
+thousand pounds, premium to the importers. Have you looked into the purse
+of the nation?</p>
+
+<p>I am no Commissioner of the Treasury; but am well assured that the whole
+running cash would not supply you with a sum to purchase so much corn,
+which, only at twenty shillings a barrel, will be a hundred thousand
+pounds; and ten thousand more for the premium. But you will traffic for
+your corn with other goods; and where are those goods? if you had them,
+they are all engaged to pay the rents of absentees, and other occasions in
+London, besides a huge balance of trade this year against us. Will
+foreigners take our bankers&#8217; paper? I suppose they will value it at little
+more than so much a quire. Where are these rich farmers and engrossers of
+corn, in so bad a year, and so little sowing. You are in pain for two
+shillings premium, and forget<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span> the twenty shillings for the price; find me
+out the latter, and I will engage for the former.</p>
+
+<p>Your scheme for a tax for raising such a sum is all visionary, and owing
+to a great want of knowledge in the miserable state of this nation. Tea,
+coffee, sugar, spices, wine, and foreign clothes, are the particulars you
+mention upon which this tax should be raised. I will allow the two first;
+because they are unwholesome; and the last, because I should be glad if
+they were all burned: but I beg you will leave us our wine to make us
+awhile forget our misery, or give your tenants leave to plough for barley.
+But I will tell you a secret, which I learned many years ago from the
+commissioners of the customs in London: they said, when any commodity
+appeared to be taxed above a moderate rate, the consequence was, to lessen
+that branch of the revenue by one half; and one of those gentlemen
+pleasantly told me, that the mistake of parliaments, on such occasions,
+was owing to an error of computing two and two to make four, whereas, in
+the business of laying impositions, two and two never made more than one;
+which happens by lessening the import, and the strong temptation of
+running such goods as paid high duties at least in this kingdom....</p>
+
+<p>You are concerned how strange and surprising it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span> would be in foreign parts
+to hear that the poor were starving in a <span class="smcaplc">RICH</span> country, &amp;c. Are you in
+earnest? Is Ireland the rich country you mean? Or are you insulting our
+poverty? Were you ever out of Ireland? Or were you ever in it till of
+late? You may probably have a good employment, and are saving all you can
+to purchase a good estate in England.</p>
+
+<p>But by talking so familiarly of one hundred and ten thousand pounds, by a
+tax upon a few commodities, it is plain you are either naturally or
+affectedly ignorant of our present condition: or else you would know and
+allow, that such a sum is not to be raised here, without a general excise;
+since, in proportion to our wealth, we pay already in taxes more than
+England ever did in the height of war. And when you have brought over your
+corn, who will be the buyers?&mdash;most certainly not the poor, who will not
+be able to purchase the twentieth part of it.</p>
+
+<p>Sir, upon the whole, your paper is a very crude piece, liable to more
+objections than there are lines; but I think your meaning is good, and so
+far you are pardonable.</p>
+
+<p>If you will propose a general contribution for supporting the poor in
+potatoes and butter-milk till the new corn comes in, perhaps you may
+succeed better, because the thing at least is possible; and I think if our
+brethren<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span> in England would contribute upon this emergency, out of the
+million they gain from us every year, they would do a piece of justice as
+well as charity. In the meantime, go and preach to your own tenants to
+fall to the plough as fast as they can, and prevail with your neighbouring
+squires to do the same with theirs; or else die with the guilt of having
+driven away half the inhabitants, and starving the rest.</p>
+
+<p>But why all this concern for the poor? We want them not, as the country is
+now managed; they may follow thousands of their leaders, and seek their
+bread abroad. Where the plough has no work, one family can do the business
+of fifty, and you may send away the other forty-nine. An admirable piece
+of husbandry, never known or practised by the wisest nations, who
+erroneously thought people to be the riches of a country!</p>
+
+<p>If so wretched a state of things would allow it, methinks I could have a
+malicious pleasure, after all the warning I have in vain given the public,
+at my own peril, for several years past, to see the consequences and
+events answering in every particular. I pretend to no sagacity; what I
+writ was little more than what I had discoursed to several persons, who
+were generally of my opinion, and it was obvious to every common
+understanding that such effects must needs follow from such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span> causes&mdash;a
+fair issue of things begun upon party rage, while some sacrificed the
+public to fury, and others to ambition; while a spirit of faction and
+oppression reigned in every part of the country, where gentlemen, instead
+of consulting the ease of their tenants, or cultivating their lands, were
+worrying one another upon points of Whig and Tory, of High Church and Low
+Church, which no more concerned them than the long and famous controversy
+of strops for razors: while agriculture was wholly discouraged, and
+consequently half the farmers and labourers, and poorer tradesmen forced
+to beggary or banishment. &#8220;Wisdom crieth in the streets: Because I have
+called on you; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded; but ye
+have set at nought all my counsels, and would none of my reproof; I also
+will laugh at your calamity, and mock when your fear cometh.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>I have now done with your Memorial, and freely excuse your mistakes, since
+you appear to write as a stranger, and as of a country which is left at
+liberty to enjoy the benefits of nature, and to make the best of those
+advantages which God has given it, in soil, climate, and situation.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span></p>
+<h2>MAXIMS CONTROLLED.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The heading of this tract would imply that the theories of political
+economy have no application to Ireland. Here he shows, one by one, how the
+ordinary rules that guide us in regard to other nations are utterly
+fallacious when applied to Ireland. What strikes us most in all these
+tracts is the deliberate incisiveness of their irony, the despairing
+bitterness that gives them finish and completeness.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><span class="large"><br />MAXIMS CONTROULED IN IRELAND.</span></p>
+<div class="note">
+<p class="center"><i>The Truth of Maxims in State and Government examined with reference to Ireland.</i></p>
+
+<p class="center">Written in 1724.</p></div>
+
+<p><br />There are certain maxims of State, founded upon long observation and
+experience, drawn from the constant practice of the wisest nations, and
+from the very principles of government, nor even controuled by any writer
+on politics. Yet all these maxims do necessarily <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span>presuppose a kingdom, or
+commonwealth, to have the same natural rights common to the rest of
+mankind, who have entered into civil society; for if we could conceive a
+nation where each of the inhabitants had but one eye, one leg, and one
+hand, it is plain, before you could institute them into a republic, that
+an allowance must be made for those material defects wherein they differed
+from other mortals. Or, imagine a legislature forming a system for the
+government of bedlam, and, proceeding upon the maxim that man is a
+sociable animal, should draw them out of their cells, and form them into
+corporations or general assemblies; the consequence might probably be that
+they would fall foul on each other, or burn the house over their own
+heads.</p>
+
+<p>Of the like nature are innumerable errors committed by crude and short
+thinkers, who reason upon general topics, without the least allowance for
+the most important circumstances, which quite alter the nature of the
+case.</p>
+
+<p>This has been the fate of those small dealers who are every day publishing
+their thoughts, either on paper or in their assemblies, for improving the
+trade of Ireland, and referring us to the practice and example of England,
+Holland, France, or other nations.</p>
+
+<p>I shall, therefore, examine certain maxims of government,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span> which generally
+pass for uncontrouled in the world, and consider how far they will suit
+with the present condition of this kingdom. First, It is affirmed by wise
+men that the dearness of things necessary for life, in a fruitful country,
+is a certain sign of wealth and great commerce; for when such necessaries
+are dear, it must absolutely follow that money is cheap and plentiful.</p>
+
+<p>But this is manifestly false in Ireland, for the following reason. Some
+years ago, the species of money here did probably amount to six or seven
+hundred thousand pounds; and I have good cause to believe that our
+remittances then did not much exceed the cash brought in to us. But, by
+the prodigious discouragements we have since received in every branch of
+our trade, by the frequent enforcement and rigorous execution of the
+Navigation-act&mdash;the tyranny of under custom-house officers&mdash;the yearly
+addition of absentees&mdash;the payments to regiments abroad, to civil and
+military officers residing in England&mdash;the unexpected sudden demands of
+great sums from the treasury&mdash;and some other drains of perhaps as great
+consequence&mdash;we now see ourselves reduced to a state (since we have no
+friends) of being pitied by our enemies; at least, if our enemies were of
+such a kind as to be capable of any regard towards us except of hatred and
+contempt.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span>Forty years are now passed since the Revolution, when the contention of
+the British Empire was, most unfortunately for us, and altogether against
+the usual course of such mighty changes in government, decided in the
+least important nation; but with such ravages and ruin executed on both
+sides, as to leave the kingdom a desert, which in some sort it still
+continues.</p>
+
+<p>Neither did the long rebellions in 1641, make half such a destruction of
+houses, plantations, and personal wealth, in both kingdoms, as two years&#8217;
+campaigns did in ours, by fighting England&#8217;s battles.</p>
+
+<p>By slow degrees, as by the gentle treatment we received under two
+auspicious reigns,<a name='fna_27' id='fna_27' href='#f_27'><small>[27]</small></a> we grew able to live without running in debt.</p>
+
+<p>Our absentees were but few; we had great indulgence in trade, and a
+considerable share in employments of Church and State; and while the short
+leases continued, which were let some years after the war ended, tenants
+paid their rents with ease and cheerfulness, to the great regret of their
+landlords, who had taken up a spirit of opposition that is not easily
+removed. And although in these short leases, the rent was gradually to
+increase<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span> after short periods, yet, as soon as the terms elapsed, the land
+was let to the highest bidder, most commonly without the least effectual
+clause for building or planting. Yet, by many advantages, which this
+island then possessed, and has since utterly lost, the rents of land still
+grew higher upon every lease that expired, till they have arrived at the
+present exorbitance; when the frog, over-swelling himself, burst at last.</p>
+
+<p>With the price of land, of necessity rose that of corn and cattle, and all
+other commodities that farmers deal in; hence likewise, obviously, the
+rates of all goods and manufactures among shopkeepers, the wages of
+servants, and hire of labourers. But although our miseries came on fast,
+with neither trade nor money left; yet neither will the landlord abate in
+his rent, nor can the tenant abate in the price of what the rest must be
+paid with, nor any shopkeeper, tradesman, or labourer live, at lower
+expense for food and clothing, than he did before.</p>
+
+<p>I have been the larger upon this first head, because the same observations
+will clear up and strengthen a good deal of what I shall affirm upon the
+rest.</p>
+
+<p>The second maxim of those who reason upon trade and government, is, to
+assert that low interest is a certain sign of great plenty of money in a
+nation, for which, as in many other articles, they produce the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span> examples
+of Holland and England. But, with relation to Ireland, this maxim is
+likewise entirely false.</p>
+
+<p>There are two reasons for the lowness of interest in any country. First,
+that which is usually alleged, the great plenty of species; and this is
+obvious. The second is, want of trade, which seldom falls under common
+observation, although it be equally true, for, where trade is altogether
+discouraged, there are few borrowers. In those countries where men can
+employ a large stock, the young merchant, whose fortune may be four or
+five hundred pounds, will venture to borrow as much more, and can afford a
+reasonable interest. Neither is it easy, at this day, to find many of
+those, whose business reaches to employ even so inconsiderable a sum,
+except among the importers of wine, who, as they have most part of the
+present trade in these parts of Ireland in their hands, so they are the
+most exorbitant, exacting fraudulent dealers, that ever trafficked in any
+nation, and are making all possible speed to ruin both themselves and the
+nation.</p>
+
+<p>From this defect of gentlemen&#8217;s not knowing how to dispose of their ready
+money, arises the high purchase of land, which in all other countries is
+reckoned a sign of wealth. For, the frugal squires, who live below their
+incomes, have no other way to dispose of their savings<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span> but by mortgage or
+purchase, by which the rates of land must naturally increase; and if this
+trade continues long, under the uncertainty of rents, the landed men of
+ready money will find it more for their advantage to send their cash to
+England, and place it in the funds; which I myself am determined to do,
+the first considerable sum I shall be master of.</p>
+
+<p>It has likewise been a maxim among politicians, &#8220;That the great increase
+of buildings in the metropolis, argues a flourishing state.&#8221; But this, I
+confess, has been controuled from the example of London; when, by the long
+and annual parliamentary session, such a number of senators with their
+families, friends, adherents, and expectants, draw such prodigious numbers
+to that city, that the old hospitable custom of lords and gentlemen living
+in their ancient seats among their tenants, is almost lost in England; is
+laughed out of doors; insomuch that, in the middle of summer, a legal
+House of Lords and Commons might be brought in a few hours to London, from
+their country villas within twelve miles round.</p>
+
+<p>The case in Ireland is yet somewhat worse: for the absentees of great
+estates, who, if they lived at home, would have many rich retainers in
+their neighbourhoods, have learned to rack their lands, and shorten their
+leases,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span> as much as any residing squire; and the few remaining of those
+latter, having some vain hope of employments for themselves, or their
+children, and discouraged by the beggarliness and thievery of their own
+miserable farmers and cottagers, or seduced by the vanity of their wives,
+on pretence of their children&#8217;s education (whereof the fruits are so
+apparent), together with that most wonderful, and yet more unaccountable
+zeal, for a seat in their assembly, though at some years&#8217; purchase of
+their whole, estates: these, and some other motives, have drawn such
+concourse to this beggarly city, that the dealers of the several branches
+of building have found out all the commodious and inviting places for
+erecting new houses; while fifteen hundred of the old ones, which is a
+seventh part of the whole city, are said to be left uninhabited, and
+falling to ruin. Their method is the same with that which was first
+introduced by Dr. Barebone at London, who died a bankrupt. The mason, the
+bricklayer, the carpenter, the slater, and the glazier, take a lot of
+ground, club to build one or more houses, unite their credit, their stock,
+and their money; and when their work is finished sell it to the best
+advantage they can. But, as it often happens, and more every day, that
+their fund will not answer half their design, they are forced to undersell
+it at the first story, and are all reduced to beggary. <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span>Insomuch, that I
+know a certain fanatic brewer, who is reported to have some hundreds of
+houses in this town, is said to have purchased the greatest part of them
+at half value from ruined undertakers; has intelligence of all new houses
+where the finishing is at a stand, takes advantage of the builders&#8217;
+distress, and, by the advantage of ready money, gets fifty <i>per cent.</i> at
+least for his bargain.</p>
+
+<p>It is another undisputed maxim in government, &#8220;That people are the riches
+of a nation;&#8221; which is so universally granted, that it will be hardly
+pardonable to bring it into doubt. And I will grant it to be so far true,
+even in this island, that if we had the African custom, or privilege, of
+selling our useless bodies for slaves to foreigners, it would be the most
+useful branch of our trade, by ridding us of a most unsupportable burden,
+and bringing us money in the stead. But, in our present situation, at
+least five children in six who are born, lie a dead weight upon us, for
+want of employment. And a very skilful computer assured me, that above one
+half of the souls in this kingdom supported themselves by begging and
+thievery; two-thirds whereof would be able to get their bread in any other
+country upon earth. Trade is the only incitement to labour; where that
+fails, the poorer native must either beg, steal or starve, or be forced to
+quit his country. This has<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span> made me often wish, for some years past, that
+instead of discouraging our people from seeking foreign soil, the public
+would rather pay for transporting all our unnecessary mortals, whether
+Papists or Protestants, to America; as drawbacks are sometimes allowed for
+exporting commodities, where a nation is overstocked. I confess myself to
+be touched with very sensible pleasure, when I hear of a mortality in any
+country parish or village, where the wretches are forced to pay for a
+filthy cabin, and two ridges of potatoes, treble the worth; brought up to
+steal or beg, for want of work; to whom death would be the best thing to
+be wished for on account both of themselves and the public.</p>
+
+<p>Among all taxes imposed by the legislature, those upon luxury are
+universally allowed to be the most equitable, and beneficial to the
+subject; and the commonest reasoner on government might fill a volume with
+arguments on the subject. Yet here again, by the singular fate of Ireland,
+this maxim is utterly false; and the putting of it in practice may have
+such a pernicious consequence, as, I certainly believe, the thoughts of
+proposers were not able to reach.</p>
+
+<p>The miseries we suffer by our absentees, are of a far more extensive
+nature than seems to be commonly understood. I must vindicate myself to
+the reader so<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span> far, as to declare solemnly, that what I shall say of those
+lords and squires, does not arise from the least regard I have for their
+understandings, their virtues, or their persons: for, although I have not
+the honour of the least acquaintance with any one among them (my ambition
+not soaring so high), yet I am too good a witness of the situation they
+have been in for thirty years past; the veneration paid them by the
+people, the high esteem they are in among the prime nobility and gentry,
+the particular marks of favour and distinction they receive from the
+Court; the weight and consequence of their interest, added to their great
+zeal and application for preventing any hardships their country might
+suffer from England, wisely considering that their own fortunes and
+honours were embarked in the same bottom.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A SHORT VIEW OF THE STATE OF IRELAND, 1727.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Here, Swift catalogues in regular order the possible adjuncts and
+conditions of prosperity, and shows how the very negative of each is
+present in Ireland. &#8220;If we flourish, it is against every law of nature and
+reason: like the thorn of Glastonbury, which blossoms in the midst of
+winter.&#8221; He draws a fanciful picture of what Ireland might seem to a
+stranger, favoured as she is by nature; but breaks from it in despair. All
+his tracts have one end and aim: &#8220;Be independent.&#8221; Law cannot help; theory
+is futile; English selfishness is great. Whatever you get will be by
+self-assertion and by that alone. Swift was acquainted with the current
+nostrums, which he despised. He saw the evil lay deeper, and that it could
+be cured only by giving to Ireland the motive power of independence. He
+kindled her energy by plain bald statements, withering sarcasm, derisive
+scorn, and the fiercest indignation. The sarcasm and indignation are for
+the English selfishness; the scorn for Irish imbecility and weakness.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span></p>
+<p class="center"><i>A Short View of the State of Ireland, 1727.</i></p>
+
+<p>I am assured, that it has for some time been practised as a method of
+making men&#8217;s court, when they are asked about the rate of lands, the
+abilities of the tenants, the state of trade and manufacture in this
+kingdom, and how their rents are paid; to answer, that in their
+neighbourhood all things are in a flourishing condition, the rent and
+purchase of land every day increasing. And if a gentleman happen to be a
+little more sincere in his representation, besides being looked on as not
+well-affected, he is sure to have a dozen contradictors at his elbow. I
+think it is no manner of secret, why these questions are so cordially
+asked, or so obligingly answered.</p>
+
+<p>But since, with regard to the affairs of this kingdom, I have been using
+all endeavours to subdue my indignation, to which indeed I am not provoked
+by any personal interest, not being the owner of one spot of ground in the
+whole island; I shall only enumerate, by rules generally known, and never
+contradicted, what are the true causes of any country&#8217;s flourishing and
+growing rich; and then examine what effects arise from those causes in the
+kingdom of Ireland.</p>
+
+<p>The first cause of a kingdom&#8217;s thriving is, the <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span>fruitfulness of the soil
+to produce the necessaries and conveniences of life; not only sufficient
+for the inhabitants, but for exportation into other countries.</p>
+
+<p>The second is, the industry of the people, in working up all their native
+commodities to the last degree of manufacture.</p>
+
+<p>The third is, the conveniency of safe ports and havens, to carry out their
+own goods as much manufactured, and bring in those of others as little
+manufactured as the nature of mutual commerce will allow.</p>
+
+<p>The fourth is, that the natives should, as much as possible, export and
+import their goods in vessels of their own timber, made in their own
+country.</p>
+
+<p>The fifth is, the privilege of a free trade in all foreign countries which
+will permit them, except those who are in war with their own prince or
+State.</p>
+
+<p>The sixth is, by being governed only by laws made with their own consent;
+for otherwise they are not a free people. And therefore all appeals for
+justice, or applications for favour or preferment, to another country, are
+so many grievous impoverishments.</p>
+
+<p>The seventh is, by improvement of land, encouragement of agriculture, and
+thereby increasing the number of their people; without which any country,
+however blessed by nature, must continue poor.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span>The eighth is, the residence of the prince, or chief administrator of the
+civil power.</p>
+
+<p>The ninth is, the concourse of foreigners, for education, curiosity, or
+pleasure, or as to a general mart of trade.</p>
+
+<p>The tenth is, by disposing all offices of honour, profit, or trust, only
+to the natives; or at least with very few exceptions, where strangers have
+long inhabited the country, and are supposed to understand and regard the
+interests of it as their own.</p>
+
+<p>The eleventh is, when the rents of land and profits of employment are
+spent in the country which produced them, and not in another; the former
+of which will certainly happen where the love of our native country
+prevails.</p>
+
+<p>The twelfth is, by the public revenues being all spent and employed at
+home, except on the occasions of a foreign war.</p>
+
+<p>The thirteenth is, where the people are not obliged unless they find it
+for their own interest or conveniency, to receive any moneys, except of
+their own coinage by a public mint, after the manner of all civilized
+nations.</p>
+
+<p>The fourteenth is, a disposition of the people of a country to wear their
+own manufactures, and import as few incitements to luxury, either in
+clothes, furniture,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span> food, or drink, as they can possibly live
+conveniently without.</p>
+
+<p>There are many other causes of a nation&#8217;s thriving, which I at present
+cannot recollect; but without advantage from at least some of these, after
+turning my thoughts a long time, I am not able to discover whence our
+wealth proceeds, and therefore would gladly be better informed. In the
+meantime, I will here examine what share falls to Ireland of these causes,
+or of the effects and consequences.</p>
+
+<p>It is not my intention to complain, but barely to relate facts; and the
+matter is not of small importance. For it is allowed, that a man who lives
+in a solitary house, far from help, is not wise in endeavouring to acquire
+in the neighbourhood the reputation of being rich; because those who come
+for gold, will go off with pewter and brass, rather than return empty: and
+in the common practice of the world, those who possess most wealth, make
+the least parade; which they leave to others, who have nothing else to
+bear them out in showing their faces on the Exchange.</p>
+
+<p>As to the first cause of a nation&#8217;s riches, being the fertility of the
+soil, as well as temperature of the climate, we have no reason to
+complain; for, although the quantity of unprofitable land in this kingdom,
+reckoning<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span> bog and rock and barren mountain, be double in proportion to
+what it is in England; yet the native productions, which both kingdoms
+deal in, are very near on an equality in point of goodness, and might,
+with the same encouragement, be as well manufactured. I except mines and
+minerals; in some of which, however, we are only defective in point of
+skill and industry. In the second, which is the industry of the people,
+our misfortune is not altogether owing to our own fault, but to a million
+of discouragements.</p>
+
+<p>The conveniency of ports and havens, which nature has bestowed so
+liberally on this kingdom, is of no more use to us than a beautiful
+prospect to a man shut up in a dungeon.</p>
+
+<p>As to shipping of its own, Ireland is so utterly unprovided, that of all
+the excellent timber cut down within these fifty or sixty years, it can
+hardly be said that the nation has received the benefit of one valuable
+house to dwell in, or one ship to trade with. Ireland is the only kingdom
+I ever heard or read of, either in ancient or modern story, which was
+denied the liberty of exporting their native commodities and manufactures
+wherever they pleased, except to countries at war with their own prince or
+State: yet this privilege, by the superiority of mere power, is refused us
+in the most<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span> momentous parts of commerce; besides an act of navigation, to
+which we never consented, pinned down upon us, and rigorously executed;
+and a thousand other unexampled circumstances, as grievous as they are
+invidious to mention. To go on to the rest. It is too well known, that we
+are forced to obey some laws we never consented to; which is a condition I
+must not call by its true uncontroverted name, for fear of Lord Chief
+Justice Whitshed&#8217;s ghost, with his <i>Libertas et natale solum</i> written for
+a motto on his coach, as it stood at the door of the court, while he was
+perjuring himself to betray both. Thus we are in the condition of
+patients, who have physic sent them by doctors at a distance, strangers to
+their constitution and the nature of their disease....</p>
+
+<p>As to the improvement of land, those few who attempt that or planting,
+through covetousness, or want of skill, generally leave things worse than
+they were; neither succeeding in trees nor hedges; and, by running into
+the fancy of grazing, after the manner of the Scythians, are every day
+depopulating the country.</p>
+
+<p>We are so far from having a king to reside among us, that even the viceroy
+is generally absent four-fifths of his time in the government.</p>
+
+<p>No strangers from other countries make this a part<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span> of their travels;
+where they can expect to see nothing but scenes of misery and desolation.</p>
+
+<p>Those who have the misfortune to be born here, have the least title to any
+considerable employment; to which they are seldom preferred, but upon a
+political consideration. One-third part of the rents of Ireland is spent
+in England; which, with the profit of employments, pensions, appeals,
+journeys of pleasure or health, education at the Inns of Court and both
+Universities, remittances at pleasure, the pay of all superior officers in
+the army, and other incidents, will amount to a full half of the income of
+the whole kingdom, all clear profit to England.</p>
+
+<p>We are denied the liberty of coining gold, silver, or even copper. In the
+Isle of Man they coin their own silver; every petty prince, vassal to the
+Emperor, can coin what money he pleases. And in this, as in most of the
+articles already mentioned, we are an exception to all other states and
+monarchies that were ever known in the world.</p>
+
+<p>As to the last, or fourteenth article, we take special care to act
+diametrically contrary to it in the whole course of our lives. Both sexes,
+but especially the women, despise and abhor to wear any of their own
+manufactures, even those which are better made than in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span> other countries;
+particularly a sort of silk plaid, through which the workmen are forced to
+run a kind of gold thread, that it may pass for Indian.</p>
+
+<p>Even ale and potatoes are imported from England, as well as corn; and our
+foreign trade is little more than importation of French wine, for which I
+am told we pay ready money.</p>
+
+<p>Now, if all this be true (upon which I could easily enlarge), I should be
+glad to know, by what secret method it is that we grow a rich and
+flourishing people, without liberty, trade, manufactures, inhabitants,
+money, or the privilege of coining; without industry, labour, or
+improvement of land; and with more than half the rent and profits of the
+whole kingdom annually exported, for which we receive not a single
+farthing; and to make up all this, nothing worth mentioning, except the
+linen of the North, a trade, casual, corrupted, and at mercy; and some
+butter from Cork. If we do flourish, it must be against every law of
+nature and reason; like the thorn at Glastonbury, that blossoms in the
+midst of winter....</p>
+
+<p>There is not one argument used to prove the riches of Ireland, which is
+not a logical demonstration of its poverty. The rise of our rents is
+squeezed out of the very blood, and vitals, and clothes, and dwellings<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span> of
+the tenants, who live worse than English beggars. The lowness of interest,
+in all other countries a sign of wealth, is in us a proof of misery; there
+being no trade to employ any borrower. Hence alone comes the dearness of
+land, since the savers have no other way to lay out their money; hence the
+dearness of necessaries of life; because the tenants cannot afford to pay
+such extravagant rates for land (which they must take, or go a&#8217;begging),
+without raising the price of cattle and of corn, although themselves
+should live upon chaff. Hence our increase of building in this city;
+because workmen have nothing to do but to employ one another, and one half
+of them are infallibly undone. Hence the daily increase of bankers, who
+may be a necessary evil in a trading country, but so ruinous in ours; who,
+for their private advantage, have sent away all our silver, and one-third
+of our gold; so that within three years past the running cash of the
+nation, which was about five hundred thousand pounds, is now less than
+two, and must daily diminish, unless we have liberty to coin, as well as
+that important kingdom the Isle of Man, and the meanest principality in
+the German empire, as I before observed.</p>
+
+<p>I have sometimes thought, that this paradox of the kingdom&#8217;s growing rich
+is chiefly owing to those worthy<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span>
+gentlemen the <span class="smcaplc">BANKERS</span>; who, except some
+custom-house officers, birds of passage, oppressive thrifty squires, and a
+few others who shall be nameless, are the only thriving among us: and I
+have often wished that a law were enacted to hang up half a dozen bankers
+every year, and thereby interpose at least some short delay to the farther
+ruin of Ireland.</p>
+
+<p>Ye are idle! ye are idle! answered Pharaoh to the Israelites, when they
+complained to his Majesty that they were forced to make bricks without
+straw.</p>
+
+<p>England enjoys every one of those advantages for enriching a nation which
+I have above enumerated; and, into the bargain, a good million returned to
+them every year without labour or hazard, or one farthing value received
+on our side; but how long we shall be able to continue the payment, I am
+not under the least concern. One thing I know, that, when the hen is
+starved to death, there will be no more golden eggs. I think it a little
+unhospitable, and others may call it a subtile piece of malice, that
+because there may be a dozen families in this town able to entertain their
+English friends in a generous manner at their tables, their guests upon
+their return to England shall report that we wallow in riches and luxury.</p>
+
+<p>Yet I confess I have known an hospital, where all the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span> household officers
+grew rich; while the poor, for whose sake it was built, were almost
+starved for want of food and raiment.</p>
+
+<p>To conclude: If Ireland be a rich and flourishing kingdom, its wealth and
+prosperity must be owing to certain causes, that are yet concealed from
+the whole race of mankind; and the effects are equally invisible. We need
+not wonder at strangers, when they deliver such paradoxes; but a native
+and inhabitant of this kingdom, who gives the same verdict, must be either
+ignorant to stupidity, or a man-pleaser, at the expense of all honour,
+conscience, and truth.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE STORY OF THE INJURED LADY.</h2>
+
+<p class="center"><i>Written by herself, in a letter to her Friend; with his answer.</i></p>
+
+
+<p><br /><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,</p>
+
+<p>Being ruined by the inconstancy and unkindness of a lover, I hope a true
+and plain relation of my misfortunes may be of use and warning to
+credulous maids, never to put too much trust in deceitful men.</p>
+
+<p>A gentleman in the neighbourhood<a name='fna_28' id='fna_28' href='#f_28'><small>[28]</small></a> had two mistresses, another and
+myself;<a name='fna_29' id='fna_29' href='#f_29'><small>[29]</small></a> and he pretended honourable love to us both. Our three houses
+stood pretty near one another; his was parted from mine by a river,<a name='fna_30' id='fna_30' href='#f_30'><small>[30]</small></a>
+and from my rival&#8217;s by an old broken wall.<a name='fna_31' id='fna_31' href='#f_31'><small>[31]</small></a> But before I enter into the
+particulars of this gentleman&#8217;s hard usage of me, I will give a very just
+and impartial character of my rival and myself.</p>
+
+<p>As to her person, she is tall and lean, and very <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span>ill-shaped; she has bad
+features, and a worse complexion. As to her other qualifies, she has no
+reputation either for honesty, truth, or manners, and it is no wonder,
+considering what her education has been. To sum up all, she is poor and
+beggarly, and gets a sorry maintenance by pilfering wherever she comes.</p>
+
+<p>As for this gentleman, who is now so fond of her, she still bears him an
+invincible hatred; reviles him to his face, and rails at him in all
+companies. Her house is frequented by a company of rogues and thieves, and
+pickpockets, whom she encourages to rob his hen-roosts, steal his corn and
+cattle, and do him all manner of mischief.<a name='fna_32' id='fna_32' href='#f_32'><small>[32]</small></a> She has been known to come
+at the head of these rascals, and beat her lover until he was sore from
+head to foot, and then force him to pay for the trouble she was at. Once,
+attended with a crew of ragamuffins, she broke into his house, turned all
+things topsy-turvey, and then set it on fire. At the same time she told so
+many lies among his servants that it set them all by the ears, and his
+poor steward<a name='fna_33' id='fna_33' href='#f_33'><small>[33]</small></a> was knocked on the head; for which I think, and so does
+all the country, that she ought to be answerable. To conclude her
+character: she is of a different religion, being a Presbyterian of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span>
+most rank and violent kind, and consequently having an inveterate hatred
+to the Church; yet I am sure I have been always told, that in marriage
+there ought to be a union of minds as well as of persons.</p>
+
+<p>I will now give my own character, and shall do it in few words, and with
+modesty and truth. I was reckoned to be as handsome as any in our
+neighbourhood, until I became pale and thin with grief and ill-usage. I am
+still fair enough, and have, I think, no very ill features about me. They
+that see me now will hardly allow me ever to have had any great share of
+beauty; for, besides being so much altered, I go always mobbed and in an
+undress, as well out of neglect, as indeed for want of clothes to appear
+in. I might add to all this, that I was born to a good estate, although it
+now turns to little account under the oppressions I endure, and has been
+the true cause of all my misfortunes.</p>
+
+<p>Some years ago, this gentleman, taking a fancy either to my person or
+fortune, made his addresses to me: which, being then young and foolish, I
+too readily admitted. When he had once got possession, he began to play
+the usual part of a too fortunate lover, affecting on all occasions to
+show his authority, and to act like a conqueror. First, he found fault
+with the government of my family, which, I grant was none of the best,
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span>consisting of ignorant, illiterate creatures, for at that time I knew but
+little of the world. In compliance to him, therefore, I agreed to fall
+into his ways and methods of living; I consented that his steward should
+govern my house, and have liberty to employ an understeward,<a name='fna_34' id='fna_34' href='#f_34'><small>[34]</small></a> who
+should receive his directions. My lover proceeded farther, turned away
+several old servants and tenants, and supplying me with others from his
+own house. These grew so domineering and unreasonable, that there was no
+quiet, and I heard of nothing but perpetual quarrels, which, although I
+could not possibly help, yet my lover laid all the blame and punishment
+upon me; and upon every falling out still turned away more of my people,
+and supplied me in their stead with a number of fellows and dependents of
+his own, whom he had no other way to provide for. Overcome by love, and to
+avoid noise and contention, I yielded to all his usurpations, and finding
+it in vain to resist, I thought it my best policy to make my court to my
+new servants, and draw them to my interests; I fed them from my own table
+with the best I had, put my new tenants on the choice parts of my land,
+and treated them all so kindly that they began to love me as well as their
+master. In process<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span> of time, all my old servants were gone, and I had not
+a creature about me, nor above one or two tenants, but what were of his
+choosing; yet I had the good luck, by gentle usage, to bring over the
+greatest part of them to my side. When my lover observed this, he began to
+alter his language; and to those who inquired about me, he would answer
+that I was an old dependent upon his family, whom he had placed on some
+concerns of his own; and he began to use me accordingly, neglecting, by
+degrees, all common civility in his behaviour. I shall never forget the
+speech he made me one morning, which he delivered with all the gravity in
+the world. He put me in mind of the vast obligations I lay under to him in
+sending me so many of his people for my own good, and to teach me manners:
+that it had cost him ten times more than I was worth to maintain me; that
+it had been much better for him if I had been burnt, or sunk to the bottom
+of the sea; that it was reasonable I should strain myself as far as I was
+able to reimburse him some of his charges; that from henceforward he
+expected his word should be a law to me in all things; that I must
+maintain a parish-watch against thieves and robbers, and give salaries to
+an overseer, a constable, and others, all of his own choosing whom he
+would send from time to time to be spies upon<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span> me; that, to enable me the
+better in supporting these expenses, my tenants should be obliged to carry
+all their goods across the river to his own town-market, and pay toll on
+both sides, and then sell them at half value. But because we were a nasty
+sort of people, and that he could not endure to touch anything that we had
+a hand in, and, likewise, because he wanted work to employ his own folks,
+therefore we must send all our goods to his market just in their
+naturals&mdash;the milk immediately from the cow, without making into cheese or
+butter; the corn in the ear; the grass as it was mowed; the wool as it
+comes from the sheep&#8217;s back; and bring the fruit upon the branch, that he
+might not be obliged to eat it after our filthy hands: that if a tenant
+carried but a piece of bread and cheese to eat by the way, or an inch of
+worsted to mend his stockings, he should forfeit his whole parcel: and
+because a parcel of rogues usually plied on the river between us, who
+often robbed my tenants of their goods and boats, he ordered a waterman of
+his to guard them, whose manner was to be out of the way till the poor
+wretches were plundered, then to overtake the thieves, and seize all as
+lawful prize to his master and himself. It would be endless to repeat a
+hundred other hardships he has put upon me; but it is a general rule, that
+whenever he imagines the smallest<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span> advantage will redound to one of his
+footboys by any new oppression of me and my whole family and estate, he
+never disputeth it a moment. All this has rendered me so very
+insignificant and contemptible at home, that some servants, to whom I pay
+the greatest wages, and many tenants, who have the most beneficial leases,
+are gone over to live with him, yet I am bound to continue their wages and
+pay their rents; by which means one-third of my income is spent on his
+estate, and above another third by his tolls and markets: and my poor
+tenants are so sunk and impoverished, that instead of maintaining me
+suitably to my quality, they can hardly find me clothes to keep me warm,
+or provide the common necessaries of life for themselves.</p>
+
+<p>Matters being in this posture between me and my lover, I received
+intelligence that he had been for some time making very pressing overtures
+of marriage to my rival, until there happened to be some misunderstandings
+between them. She gave him ill words, and threatened to break off all
+commerce with him. He, on the other side, having either acquired courage
+by his triumphs over me, or supposing her to be as tame a fool as I,
+thought at first to carry it with a high hand, but hearing at the same
+time that she had thought of making some private proposals to join with me
+against him, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span> doubting, with very good reason, that I would readily
+accept them, he seemed very much disconcerted.<a name='fna_35' id='fna_35' href='#f_35'><small>[35]</small></a> This, I thought, was a
+proper occasion to show some great example of generosity and love; and so,
+without farther consideration, I sent him word, that hearing there was
+likely to be a quarrel betwixt him and my rival, notwithstanding all that
+had passed, and without binding him to any conditions in my own favour, I
+would stand by him against her and all the world, while I had a penny in
+my purse, or a petticoat to pawn. This message was subscribed by all my
+chief tenants, and proved so powerful, that my rival immediately grew more
+tractable upon it. The result of which was, that there is now a treaty of
+marriage concluded between them,<a name='fna_36' id='fna_36' href='#f_36'><small>[36]</small></a> the wedding clothes are bought, and
+nothing remains but to perform the ceremony, which is put off for some
+days, because they design it to be a public wedding. And to reward my
+love, constancy, and generosity, he has bestowed on me the office of being
+sempstress to his grooms and footmen, which I am forced to accept or
+starve.<a name='fna_37' id='fna_37' href='#f_37'><small>[37]</small></a> Yet, in the midst of this my situation, I cannot but have some
+pity for this deluded man.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span>For my part, I think, and so does all the country, too, that the man is
+possessed; at least none of us are able to imagine what he can possibly
+see in her, unless she has bewitched him, or given him some powder.</p>
+
+<p>I am sure I never sought this alliance, and you can bear me witness that I
+might have had other matches; nay if I were lightly disposed, I could
+still perhaps have offers, that some, who hold their heads higher, would
+be glad to accept. But alas! I never had any such wicked thought; all I
+now desire is, only to enjoy a little quiet, to be free from the
+persecutions of this unreasonable man, and that he will let me manage my
+own little fortune to the best advantage; for which I will undertake to
+pay him a considerable pension every year, much more considerable than
+what he now gets by his oppressions; for he must needs find himself a
+loser at last, when he has drained me and my tenants so dry, that we shall
+not have a penny for him or ourselves. There is one imposition of his I
+had almost forgot, which I think unsufferable, and will appeal to you, or
+any reasonable person, whether it be so or not. I told you before, that by
+an old compact we agreed to have the same steward; at which time I
+consented likewise to regulate my family and estate by the same method
+with him, which he then showed me written down in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span> form, and I approved
+of. Now, the turn he thinks fit to give this compact of ours is very
+extraordinary; for he pretends, that whatever orders he shall think fit to
+prescribe for the future in his family, he may, if he will, compel mine to
+observe them without asking my advice, or hearing my reasons.</p>
+
+<p>So that I must not make a lease without his consent, or give any
+directions for the well-governing of my family, but what he countermands
+whenever he pleases. This leaves me at such confusion and uncertainty,
+that my servants know not when to obey me; and my tenants, although many
+of them be very well-inclined, seem quite at a loss.</p>
+
+<p>But I am too tedious upon this melancholy subject, which however I hope
+you will forgive, since the happiness of my whole life depends upon it. I
+desire you will think awhile, and give your best advice what measures I
+shall take with prudence, justice, courage, and honour, to protect my
+liberty and fortune against the hardships and severities I lie under from
+that unkind, inconstant man.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE ANSWER TO THE INJURED LADY.</h2>
+
+
+<p><br /><span class="smcap">Madam</span>,</p>
+
+<p>I have received your ladyship&#8217;s letter, and carefully considered every
+part of it, and shall give you my opinion how you ought to proceed for
+your own security. But first I must beg leave to tell your ladyship, that
+you were guilty of an unpardonable weakness the other day, in making that
+offer to your lover of standing by him in any quarrel he might have with
+your rival. You know very well, that she began to apprehend he had designs
+of using her as he had done you; and common prudence might have directed
+you rather to have entered into some measures with her for joining against
+him, until he might at least be brought to some reasonable terms; but your
+invincible hatred to that lady has carried your resentments so high, as to
+be the cause of your ruin; yet if you please to consider, this aversion of
+yours began a good while before she became your rival, and was taken up by
+you and your family in a sort of <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span>compliment to your lover, who formerly
+had a great abhorrence of her. It is true, since that time you have
+suffered very much by her encroachments upon your estate,<a name='fna_38' id='fna_38' href='#f_38'><small>[38]</small></a> but she
+never pretended to govern and direct you; and now you have drawn a new
+enemy upon yourself; for I think you may count upon all the ill offices
+she can possibly do you, by her credit with her husband; whereas, if,
+instead of openly declaring against her, without any provocation, you had
+but sat still awhile, and said nothing, that gentleman would have lessened
+his severity to you out of perfect fear. This weakness of yours you call
+generosity; but I doubt there was more in the matter: in short, madam, I
+have good reasons to think you were betrayed to it by the pernicious
+counsel of some about you; for to my certain knowledge, several of your
+tenants and servants to whom you have been very kind, are as arrant
+rascals as any in the country. I know the matters of fact, as you relate
+them, are true, and fairly represented.</p>
+
+<p>My advice therefore is this: get your tenants together as soon as you
+conveniently can, and make them agree to the following resolutions.</p>
+
+<p>First, that your family and servants have no dependence<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span> upon the said
+gentleman, farther than by the old agreement, which obliges you to have
+the same steward, and to regulate your household by such methods as you
+should both agree to.</p>
+
+<p>Secondly, that you will not carry your goods to the market of his town,
+unless you please, nor be hindered from carrying them anywhere else.</p>
+
+<p>Thirdly, that the servants you pay wages to shall live at home, or forfeit
+their places.</p>
+
+<p>Fourthly, that whatever lease you make to a tenant, it shall not be in his
+power to break it.</p>
+
+<p>If he will agree to these articles, I advise you to contribute as largely
+as you can to all charges of parish and county.</p>
+
+<p>I can assure you, several of that gentleman&#8217;s ablest tenants and servants
+are against his severe usage of you and would be glad of an occasion to
+convince the rest of their error, if you will not be wanting to yourself.</p>
+
+<p>If the gentleman refuses these just and reasonable offers, pray let me
+know it, and perhaps I may think of something else that will be more
+effectual.</p>
+
+<p><span style="margin-left: 8em;">I am,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 10em;">Madam,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 12em;">Your Ladyship&#8217;s, etc.</span></p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A LETTER TO THE ARCHBISHOP OF<br />DUBLIN,<a name='fna_39' id='fna_39' href='#f_39'><small>[39]</small></a> CONCERNING THE WEAVERS.</h2>
+
+
+<p><br /><span class="smcap">My Lord</span>,</p>
+
+<p>The corporation of weavers in the woollen manufacture, who have so often
+attended your Grace, and called upon me with their schemes and proposals,
+were with me on Thursday last; when he who spoke for the rest, and in the
+name of his absent brethren, said, &#8220;It was the opinion of the whole body,
+that if somewhat was written at this time, by an able hand, to persuade
+the people of this kingdom to wear their own woollen manufactures, it
+might be of good use to the nation in general, and preserve many hundreds
+of their trade from starving.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>To which I answered, &#8220;That it was hard for any man of common spirit to
+turn his thoughts to such speculations, without discovering a resentment,
+which people are too delicate to bear.&#8221; For I will not deny to your Grace,
+that I cannot reflect on the singular condition of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span> this country,
+different from all others upon the face of the earth, without some
+emotion; and without often examining, as I pass the streets, whether those
+animals which come in my way, with two legs and human faces, clad and
+erect, be of the same species with what I have seen very like them in
+England as to the outward shape, but differing in their notions, natures,
+and intellectuals, more than any two kinds of brutes in the forest; which
+any man of common prudence would immediately discover, by persuading them
+to define what they meant by law, liberty, property, courage, reason,
+loyalty, or religion.</p>
+
+<p>One thing, my lord, I am very confident of; that if God Almighty, for our
+sins, would most justly send us a pestilence, whoever should dare to
+discover his grief in public for such a visitation, would certainly be
+censured for disaffection to the government; for I solemnly profess that I
+do not know one calamity we have undergone these many years, which any
+man, whose opinions were not in fashion, dared to lament, without being
+openly charged with that imputation. And this is the harder, because
+although a mother, when she has corrected her child, may sometimes force
+it to kiss the rod, yet she will never give that power to the footboy or
+the scullion.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span>My lord, there are two things for the people of this kingdom to consider;
+first, their present evil condition; and secondly, what can be done in
+some degree to remedy it.... I am weary of so many abortive projects for
+the advancement of trade; of so many crude proposals, in letters sent me
+from unknown hands; of so many contradictory speculations, about raising
+or sinking the value of gold and silver. I am not in the least sorry to
+hear of the great numbers going to America, although very much for the
+causes that drive them from us, since the uncontrolled maxim, &#8220;That people
+are the riches of a nation,&#8221; is no maxim here under our circumstances. We
+have neither manufactures to employ them about, nor food to support them.
+If a private gentleman&#8217;s income be sunk irretrievably for ever, from a
+hundred pounds to fifty, and he has no other method to supply the
+deficiency; I desire to know, my lord, whether such a person has any other
+course to take, than to sink half his expenses in every article of
+economy, to save himself from ruin and a gaol.</p>
+
+<p>Is not this more than doubly the case of Ireland, where the want of money,
+the irretrievable ruin of trade, with the other evils above-mentioned, and
+many more too well known and felt, and too numerous or invidious to be
+related, have been gradually sinking us, for above a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span> dozen years past, to
+a degree, that we are at least by two-thirds in a worse condition than was
+ever known since the Revolution? Therefore, instead of dreams and projects
+for the advancing of trade, we have nothing left but to find out some
+expedient, whereby we may reduce our expenses to our incomes.</p>
+
+<p>Yet this procedure, allowed so necessary in all private families, and in
+its own nature so easy to put in practice, may meet with strong opposition
+by the cowardly slavish indulgence of the men, to the intolerable pride,
+arrogance, vanity, and luxury of the women; who, strictly adhering to the
+rules of modern education, seem to employ their whole stock of invention
+in contriving new arts of profusion, faster than the most parsimonious
+husband can afford: and, to compass this work the more effectually, their
+universal maxim is, to despise and detest everything of the growth of
+their own country, and most to value whatever comes from the very remotest
+parts of the globe. And I am convinced that if the virtuosi could once
+find out a world in the moon, with a passage to it, our women would wear
+nothing but what directly came from thence. The prime cost of wine yearly
+imported to Ireland is valued at thirty thousand pounds; and the tea
+(including coffee and chocolate) at five times that sum. The laces,
+silks,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span> calicoes, and all other unnecessary ornaments for women, including
+English cloths and stuffs, added to the former articles, make up (to
+compute grossly) about four hundred thousand pounds. Now if we should
+allow the thirty thousand pounds, wherein the women have their share, and
+which is all we have to comfort us, and deduct seventy thousand pounds
+more for over-reaching, there would still remain three hundred thousand
+pounds, annually spent, for unwholesome drugs and unnecessary finery;
+which prodigious sum would be wholly saved, and many thousands of our
+miserable shopkeepers and manufacturers comfortably supported.</p>
+
+<p>Let speculative people bury their brains as they please, there is no other
+way to prevent this kingdom from sinking for ever, than by utterly
+renouncing all foreign dress and luxury.</p>
+
+<p>It is absolutely so in fact, that every husband of any fortune in the
+kingdom, is nourishing a poisonous, devouring serpent in his bosom, with
+all the mischief, but with none of its wisdom.</p>
+
+<p>If all the women were clad with the growth of their own country, they
+might still vie with each other in the course of foppery; and still have
+room left to vie with each other and equally show their wit and judgment,
+in deciding upon the variety of Irish stuffs. And if they<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span> could be
+contented with their native wholesome slops for breakfast, we should hear
+no more of the spleen, hysterics, colics, palpitations, and asthmas. They
+might still be allowed to ruin each other and their husbands at play,
+because the money lost would circulate among ourselves.</p>
+
+<p>My lord, I freely own it a wild imagination, that any words will cure the
+sottishness of men, or the vanity of women; but the kingdom is in a fair
+way of producing the most effectual remedy, when there will not be money
+left for the common course of buying and selling the very necessaries of
+life in our markets, unless we absolutely change the whole method of our
+proceedings.</p>
+
+<p>The corporation of weavers in woollen and silk, who have so frequently
+offered proposals both to your Grace and to me, are the hottest and
+coldest generation of men that I have known. About a month ago, they
+attended your Grace, when I had the honour to be with you; and designed me
+the same favour. They desired you would recommend to your clergy to wear
+gowns of Irish stuffs which might probably spread the example among all
+their brethren in the kingdom; and perhaps among the lawyers and gentlemen
+of the university, and among the citizens of those corporations who appear
+in gowns on solemn occasions. I then mentioned a kind of stuff, not above
+eightpence a yard, which I heard had been<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span> contrived by some of the trade,
+and was very convenient. I desired they would prepare some of that, or any
+sort of black stuff, on a certain day, when your Grace would appoint as
+many clergymen as could readily be found to meet at your palace; and there
+give their opinions; and that your Grace&#8217;s visitation approaching, you
+could then have the best opportunity of seeing what could be done in a
+matter of such consequence, as they seemed to think, to the woollen
+manufacture. But instead of attending, as was expected, they came to me a
+fortnight after with a new proposal, that something should be written by
+an acceptable and able hand, to promote in general the wearing of home
+manufactures; and their civilities would fix that work upon me.</p>
+
+<p>I asked if they had prepared the stuffs, as they had promised, and your
+Grace expected; but they had not made the least step in the matter, nor,
+as it appears, thought of it more.</p>
+
+<p>I did, some years ago, propose to the masters and principal dealers in the
+home-manufactures of silk and wool, that they should meet together; and,
+after mature consideration, publish advertisements to the following
+purpose:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;That in order to encourage the wearing of Irish manufactures in silk and
+woollen, they gave notice to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span> the nobility and gentry of the kingdom, that
+they, the undersigned, would enter into bonds, for themselves and for each
+other, to sell the several sorts of stuffs, cloths, and silks, made to the
+best perfection they were able, for certain fixed prices; and in such a
+manner, that if a child were sent to any of their shops, the buyer might
+be secure of the value and goodness and measure of the ware; and, lest
+this might be thought to look like a monopoly, any other member of the
+trade might be admitted, upon such conditions as should be agreed on. And
+if any person whatsoever should complain that he was ill-used, in the
+value and goodness of what he bought, the matter should be examined, the
+persons injured be fully satisfied by the whole corporation without delay,
+and the dishonest seller be struck out of the society, unless it appeared
+evidently that the failure proceeded only from mistake.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The mortal danger is, that if these dealers could prevail, by the goodness
+and cheapness of their cloths and stuffs, to give a turn to the principal
+people of Ireland in favour of their goods; they would relapse into the
+knavish practice, peculiar to this kingdom, which is apt to run through
+all trades, even so low as a common ale-seller; who, as soon as he gets a
+vogue for his liquor, and outsells his neighbours, thinks his credit will
+put<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span> off the worst he can buy till his customers will come no more. Thus,
+I have known at London, in a general mourning, the drapers dye black all
+their damaged goods, and sell them at double rates; then complain, and
+petition the Court, that they are ready to starve by the continuance of
+the mourning.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore, I say, those principal weavers who would enter into such a
+compact as I have mentioned, must give sufficient security against all
+such practices; for if once the women can persuade their husbands that
+foreign goods, besides the finery, will be as cheap, and do more service,
+our last state will be worse than the first.</p>
+
+<p>I do not here pretend to digest perfectly the method by which these
+principal shopkeepers shall proceed, in such a proposal; but my meaning is
+clear enough, and cannot be reasonably objected against.</p>
+
+<p>We have seen what a destructive loss the kingdom received by the
+detestable fraud of the merchants, or northern linen weavers, or both;
+notwithstanding all the cares of the governor of that board, when we had
+an offer of commerce with the Spaniards for our linens to the value, as I
+am told, of thirty thousand pounds a year. But, while we deal like
+pedlars, we shall practise like pedlars, and sacrifice all honesty to the
+present urging advantage.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span>What I have said may serve as an answer to the desire made me by the
+corporation of weavers, that I would offer my notions to the public. As to
+anything farther, let them apply themselves to the Parliament in their
+next session. Let them prevail on the House of Commons to grant one very
+reasonable request; and I shall think there is still some spirit left in
+the nation, when I read a vote to this purpose: &#8220;Resolved, <i>nemine
+contradicente</i>, That this House will, for the future, wear no clothes but
+such as are made of Irish growth, or of Irish manufacture, nor will permit
+their wives or children to wear any other; and that they will, to the
+utmost, endeavour to prevail with their friends, relations, dependents,
+and tenants, to follow their example.&#8221; And if, at the same time, they
+could banish tea and coffee, and china-ware, out of their families, and
+force their wives to chat their scandal over an infusion of sage, or other
+wholesome domestic vegetables, we might possibly be able to subsist, and
+pay our absentees, pensioners, generals, civil officers, appeals,
+colliers, temporary travellers, students, school boys, splenetic visitors
+of Bath, Tunbridge, and Epsom, with all other smaller drains, by sending
+our crude, unwrought goods to England, and receiving from thence, and all
+other countries, nothing but what is fully manufactured, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span> keep a few
+potatoes and oatmeal for our own subsistence.</p>
+
+<p>I have been for a dozen years past wisely prognosticating the present
+condition of this kingdom; which any human creature of common sense could
+foretell, with as little sagacity as myself. My meaning is, that a
+consumptive body must needs die, which has spent all its spirits, and
+received no nourishment. Yet I am often tempted to pity, when I hear the
+poor farmer and cottager lamenting the hardness of the times, and imputing
+them either to one or two ill seasons, which better climates than ours are
+more exposed to; or to scarcity of silver, which, to a nation of liberty,
+would only be a slight and temporary inconvenience, to be removed at a
+month&#8217;s warning.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span></p>
+<h2>TWO LETTERS ON SUBJECTS RELATIVE TO<br />THE IMPROVEMENT OF IRELAND.</h2>
+
+
+<p class="center"><br /><span class="large">I.</span></p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">To Messrs. Truman and Layfield.</span></p>
+
+<p><br /><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>I am inclined to think that I received a letter from you two, last summer,
+directed to Dublin, while I was in the country, whither it was sent me;
+and I ordered an answer to it to be printed, but it seems it had little
+effect, and I suppose this will not have much more. But the heart of this
+people is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes
+they have closed. And, gentlemen, I am to tell you another thing: that the
+world is too regardless of what we write for public good; that after we
+have delivered our thoughts, without any prospect of advantage, or of
+reputation, which latter is not to be had but by subscribing our names, we
+cannot prevail upon a printer to be at the charge of sending it into the
+world<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span> unless we will be at all or half the expense; and although we are
+willing enough to bestow our labours, we think it unreasonable to be out
+of pocket; because it probably may not consist with the situation of our
+affairs.</p>
+
+<p>I do very much approve your good intentions, and in a great measure your
+manner of declaring them; and I do imagine you intended that the world
+should not only know your sentiments, but my answer, which I shall
+impartially give.... Although your letter be directed to me, yet I take
+myself to be only an imaginary person; for, although I conjecture I had
+formerly one from you, yet I never answered it otherwise than in print;
+neither was I at a loss to know the reasons why so many people of this
+kingdom were transporting themselves to America.</p>
+
+<p>And if this encouragement were owing to a pamphlet written, giving an
+account of the country of Pennsylvania, to tempt people to go thither, I
+do declare that those who were tempted, by such a narrative, to such a
+journey, were fools, and the author a most impudent knave; at least, if it
+be the same pamphlet I saw when it first came out, which is about
+twenty-five years ago, dedicated to William Penn (whom by a mistake you
+call &#8220;Sir William Penn,&#8221;) and styling him,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span> by authority of the Scripture,
+&#8220;Most noble Governor.&#8221; For I was very well acquainted with Penn, and did,
+some years after, talk with him upon that pamphlet, and the impudence of
+the author, who spoke so many things in praise of the soil and climate,
+which Penn himself did absolutely contradict. For he did assure me, &#8220;That
+this country wanted the shelter of mountains, which left it open to the
+northern winds from Hudson&#8217;s Bay and the Frozen Sea, which destroyed all
+plantations of trees, and was even pernicious to all common vegetables.&#8221;
+But, indeed, New York, Virginia, and other parts less northward, or more
+defended by mountains, are described as excellent countries; but upon what
+conditions of advantage foreigners go thither, I am yet to seek. What
+evils our people avoid by running from hence, is easier to be determined.
+They conceive themselves to live under the tyranny of most cruel exacting
+landlords, who have no views farther than increasing their rent-rolls.
+Secondly, you complain of the want of trade, whereof you seem not to know
+the reason. Thirdly, you lament most justly the money spent by absentees
+in England. Fourthly, you complain that your linen manufacture declines.
+Fifthly, that your tithe collectors oppress you. Sixthly, that your
+children have no hopes of preferment in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span> church, the revenue, or the
+army; to which you might have added the law, and all civil employments
+whatsoever. Seventhly, you are undone for want of silver, and want all
+other money.</p>
+
+<p>I could easily add some other motives, which, to men of spirit, who desire
+and expect, and think they deserve the common privileges of human nature,
+would be of more force, than any you have yet named, to drive them out of
+this kingdom. But as these speculations may probably not much affect the
+brains of your people, I shall choose to let them pass unmentioned.... I
+must confess to you both, that if one reason of your people&#8217;s deserting us
+be the despair of things growing better in their own country, I have not
+one syllable to answer; because that would be to hope for what is
+impossible, and so I have been telling the public these ten years. For
+there are events which must precede any such blessing; first, a liberty of
+trade; secondly, a share of preferments in all kinds, equal to the British
+natives; and thirdly, a return of those absentees, who take almost one
+half of the kingdom&#8217;s revenue. As to the first and second, there is
+nothing left us but despair; and for the third, it will never happen till
+the kingdom has no money to send them; for which, in my own particular, I
+shall not be sorry. The exactions of landlords has<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span> indeed been a
+grievance of above twenty years&#8217; standing. But as to what you object about
+the severe clauses relating to the improvement, the fault lies wholly on
+the other side; for the landlords, either by their ignorance, or
+greediness of making large rent-rolls, have performed this matter so ill,
+as we see by experience, that there is not one tenant in five hundred who
+has made any improvement worth mentioning: for which I appeal to any man
+who rides through the kingdom, where little is to be found among the
+tenants but beggary and desolation; the cabins of the Scotch themselves,
+in Ulster, being as dirty and miserable as those of the wildest Irish.
+Whereas good firm penal laws for improvement, with a tolerable easy rent,
+and a reasonable period of time, would, in twenty years, have increased
+the rents of Ireland at least a third part of the intrinsic value. I am
+glad to hear you speak with some decency of the clergy, and to impute the
+exactions you lament to the managers or farmers of the tithes. But you
+entirely mistake the fact; for I defy the most wicked and most powerful
+clergyman in the kingdom to oppress the meanest farmer in the parish; and
+I defy the same clergyman to prevent himself from being cheated by the
+same farmer, whenever that farmer shall be disposed to be knavish or
+peevish.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span>For, although the Ulster tithing-teller is more advantageous to the clergy
+than any other in the kingdom, yet the minister can demand no more than
+his tenth; and where the corn much exceeds the small tithes, as, except in
+some districts, I am told it always does, he is at the mercy of every
+stubborn farmer, especially of those whose sect as well as interest
+incline them to opposition. However, I take it that your people bent for
+America do not show the best side of their prudence in making this one
+part of their complaint; yet they are so far wise, as not to make the
+payment of tithes a scruple of conscience, which is too gross for any
+Protestant dissenter, except a Quaker, to pretend. But do your people
+indeed think, that if tithes were abolished, or delivered into the hands
+of the landlord, after the blessed manner in the Scotch spiritual economy,
+the tenant would sit easier in his rent under the same person, who must be
+lord of the soil and of the tithe together?</p>
+
+<p>I am ready enough to grant, that the oppression of landlords, the utter
+ruin of trade, with its necessary consequences, the want of money, half
+the revenues of the kingdom spent abroad, the continued dearth of three
+years, and the strong delusion in your people by false allurement from
+America, may be the chief<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span> motives of their eagerness after such an
+expedition. But there is likewise another temptation, which is not of
+inconsiderable weight; which is their itch of living in a country where
+their sect is predominant, and where their eyes and consciences will not
+be offended by the stumbling block of ceremonies, habits, and spiritual
+titles. But I was surprised to find that those calamities, whereof we are
+innocent, have been sufficient to drive many families out of their
+country, who had no reason to complain of oppressive landlords. For, while
+I was last year in the northern parts, a person of quality, whose estate
+was let above twenty years ago, and then at a very reasonable rent, some
+for leases of lives, and some perpetuities, did, in a few months, purchase
+eleven of those leases at a very inconsiderable price, although they were,
+two years ago, reckoned to pay but half value; whence it is manifest that
+our present miserable condition, and the dismal prospect of worse, with
+other reasons above assigned, are sufficient to put men upon trying this
+desperate experiment of changing the scene they are in, although landlords
+should, by a miracle, become less inhuman.</p>
+
+<p>There is hardly a scheme proposed for improving the trade of this kingdom,
+which does not manifestly show the stupidity and ignorance of the
+proposer, and I laugh<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span> with contempt at those weak wise heads, who proceed
+upon general maxims, or advise us to follow the examples of Holland and
+England. These empirics talk by rote, without understanding the
+constitution of the kingdom: as if a physician, knowing that exercise
+contributed much to health, should prescribe to his patient under a severe
+fit of the gout, to walk ten miles every morning. The directions for
+Ireland are very short and plain: to encourage agriculture and home
+consumption, and utterly discard all importations which are not absolutely
+necessary for health or life. And how few necessaries, conveniences, or
+even comforts of life, are denied us by nature, or not to be attained by
+labour and industry! Are those detestable extravagances of Flanders lace,
+English cloths made of our own wool, and other goods, Italian or Indian
+silks, tea, coffee, chocolate, chinaware, and that profusion of wines, by
+the knavery of merchants growing dearer every season, with a hundred
+unnecessary fopperies, better known to others than me, are these, I say,
+fit for us, any more than for the beggar who could not eat his veal
+without oranges?</p>
+
+<p>Is it not the highest indignity to human nature, that men should be such
+poltroons as to suffer the kingdom and themselves to be undone by the
+vanity, the folly, the pride, and wantonness of their wives, who, under<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span>
+their present corruptions, seem to be a kind of animal, suffered, for our
+sins, to be sent into the world for the destruction of families,
+societies, and kingdoms, and whose whole study seems directed to be as
+expensive as they possibly can, in every useless article of living; who,
+by long practice, can reconcile the most pernicious foreign drugs to their
+health and pleasure, provided they are but expensive, as starlings grow
+fat with henbane; who contract a robustness by mere practice of sloth and
+luxury; who can play deep several hours after midnight, sleep beyond noon,
+revel upon Indian poisons, and spend the revenues of a moderate family to
+adorn a nauseous, unwholesome, living carcase? Let those few who are not
+concerned in any part of this accusation, suppose it unsaid; let the rest
+take it among them. Gracious God, in His mercy, look down upon a nation so
+shamefully besotted!...</p>
+
+<p>Is there any mortal who can show me, under the circumstances we stand with
+our neighbours, under their inclinations towards us, under laws never to
+be repealed, under the desolation caused by absentees, under many other
+circumstances not to be mentioned, that this kingdom can ever be a nation
+of trade, or subsist by any other method than that of a reduced family, by
+the utmost parsimony?...</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span></p>
+<p class="center"><span class="large">II.</span></p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Answer to several Letters sent from unknown Hands. 1729.</span></p>
+
+<p><br />I am very well pleased with the good opinion you express of me, and wish
+it were any way in my power to answer your expectations, for the service
+of my country. I have carefully read your several schemes and proposals,
+which you think should be offered to Parliament. In answer, I will assure
+you, that, in another place, I have known very good proposals rejected
+with contempt by public assemblies, merely because they were offered from
+without doors, and yours, perhaps, might have the same fate, especially if
+handed to the public by me, who am not acquainted with three members, nor
+have the least interest with one. My printers have been twice prosecuted,
+to my great expense, on account of discourses I writ for the public
+service, without the least reflection on parties or persons, and the
+success I had in those of the Drapier, was not owing to my abilities, but
+to a lucky juncture, when the fuel was ready for the first hand that would
+be at the pains of kindling it. It is true, both those envenomed
+prosecutions were the workmanship of a judge, who is now gone <i>to his own
+place</i>.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span> But, let that be as it will, I am determined, henceforth never to
+be the instrument of leaving an innocent man at the mercy of that bench.
+It is certain there are several particulars relating to this kingdom (I
+have mentioned a few of them in one of my Drapier&#8217;s letters), which it
+were heartily to be wished that the Parliament would take under their
+consideration, such as will no way interfere with England, otherwise than
+to its advantage.</p>
+
+<p>The first I shall mention, is touched at in a letter which I received from
+one of you, gentlemen, about the highways; which, indeed, are almost
+everywhere scandalously neglected. I know a very rich man in this city, a
+true lover and saver of his money, who, being possessed of some adjacent
+lands, has been at great charge in repairing effectually the roads that
+lead to them, and, has assured me that his lands are thereby advanced four
+or five shillings an acre, by which he gets treble interest. But,
+generally speaking, all over the kingdom the roads are deplorable, and,
+what is more particularly barbarous there is no sort of provision made for
+travellers on foot; no, not near the city, except in a very few places,
+and in a most wretched manner: whereas the English are so particularly
+careful in this point, that you may travel there a hundred miles with less
+inconvenience than one<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span> mile here. But, since this may be thought too
+great a reformation, I shall only speak of roads for horses, carriages,
+and cattle.</p>
+
+<p>Ireland is, I think, computed to be one-third smaller than England; yet,
+by some natural disadvantages, it would not bear quite the same proportion
+in value, with the same encouragement. However, it has so happened, for
+many years past, that it never arrived to above one-eleventh part in point
+of riches, and of late, by the continual decrease of trade, and the
+increase of absentees, with other circumstances not here to be mentioned,
+hardly to a fifteenth part; at least, if my calculations be right, which I
+doubt are a little too favourable on our side.</p>
+
+<p>Now, supposing day-labour to be cheaper by one half here than in England,
+and our roads, by the nature of our carriages, and the desolation of our
+country, to be not worn and beaten above one-eighth part so much as those
+of England, which is a very moderate computation, I do not see why the
+mending of them would be a greater burden to this kingdom than to that.</p>
+
+<p>There have been, I believe, twenty Acts of Parliament, in six or seven
+years of the late King, for mending long tracts of impassable ways in
+several counties of England, by erecting turnpikes, and receiving
+passage-money in a manner that everybody knows.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span>If what I have advanced be true, it would be hard to give a reason against
+the same practice here; since the necessity is as great, the advantage, in
+proportion, perhaps much greater, the materials of stone and gravel as
+easy to be found, and the workmanship, at least, twice as cheap.</p>
+
+<p>Besides, the work may be done gradually, with allowances for the poverty
+of the nation, by so many perch a-year; but with a special care to
+encourage skill and diligence, and to prevent fraud in the undertakers, to
+which we are too liable, and which are not always confined to those of the
+meaner sort; but against these, no doubt, the wisdom of the nation may and
+will provide. Another evil, which, in my opinion, deserves the public
+care, is the ill management of the bogs; the neglect whereof is a much
+greater mischief to this kingdom than most people seem to be aware of.</p>
+
+<p>It is allowed, indeed, by those who are esteemed most skilful in such
+matters, that the red, swelling mossy bog, whereof we have so many large
+tracts in this island, is not by any means to be fully reduced; but the
+skirts, which are covered with a green coat, easily may, being not
+accretion, or annual growth of moss, like the other.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the landlords are generally so careless as to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span> suffer their tenants
+to cut their turf in these skirts, as well as the bog adjoined; whereby
+there is yearly lost a considerable quantity of land throughout the
+kingdom, never to be recovered.</p>
+
+<p>But this is not the greatest part of the mischief; for the main bog,
+although, perhaps, not reducible to natural soil, yet, by continuing
+large, deep, straight canals through the middle, cleaned at proper times
+as low as the channel or gravel, would become secure summer-pasture; the
+margins might, with great profit and ornament, be filled with quickens,
+birch, and other trees proper for such a soil, and the canals be
+convenient for water-carriage of the turf, which is now drawn upon
+sled-cars, with great expense, difficulty, and loss of time, by reason of
+the many turf-pits scattered irregularly through the bog, wherein great
+numbers of cattle are yearly drowned. And it has been, I confess, to me a
+matter of the greatest vexation, as well as wonder, to think how any
+landlord could be so absurd as suffer such havoc to be made.</p>
+
+<p>All the acts for encouraging plantations of forest-trees are, I am told,
+extremely defective; which, with great submission, must have been owing to
+a defect of skill in the contrivers of them. In this climate, by the
+continual blowing of the west-south-west wind, hardly any tree of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span> value
+will come to perfection that is not planted in groves, except very rarely,
+and where there is much land-shelter. I have not, indeed, read all the
+acts; but, from inquiry, I cannot learn that the planting in groves is
+enjoined. And as to the effects of these laws, I have not seen the least,
+in many hundred miles&#8217; riding, except about a very few gentlemen&#8217;s houses,
+and even those with very little skill or success. In all the rest, the
+hedges generally miscarry, as well as the larger, slender twigs planted
+upon the tops of ditches, merely for want of common skill and care.</p>
+
+<p>I do not believe that a greater and quicker profit could be made, than by
+planting large groves of ash a few feet asunder, which in seven years
+would make the best kind of hop-poles, and grow in the same or less time
+to a second crop from their roots.</p>
+
+<p>It would likewise be of great use and beauty in our desert scenes, to
+oblige cottagers to plant ash or elm before their cabins, and round their
+potato-gardens, where cattle either do not or ought not to come to destroy
+them.</p>
+
+<p>The common objection against all this, drawn from the laziness, the
+perverseness, or thievish disposition of the poor native Irish, might be
+easily answered by showing the true reasons for such accusations, and how
+easily those people may be brought to a less savage manner of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span> life; but
+my printers have already suffered too much for my speculations.</p>
+
+<p>However, supposing the size of a native&#8217;s understanding just equal to that
+of a dog or a horse, I have often seen those two animals civilized by
+rewards, at least as much as by punishments.</p>
+
+<p>It would be a noble achievement to abolish the Irish language in this
+kingdom, so far at least as to oblige all the natives to speak only
+English on every occasion of business, in shops, markets, fairs, and other
+places of dealing: yet I am wholly deceived, if this might not be
+effectually done in less than half an age, and at a very trifling expense;
+for such I look upon a tax to be of only six thousand pounds a-year, to
+accomplish so great a work. This would, in a great measure, civilize the
+most barbarous among them, reconcile them to our customs and manner of
+living, and reduce great numbers to the national religion, whatever kind
+may then happen to be established.</p>
+
+<p>This method is plain and simple; and although I am too desponding to
+produce it, yet I could heartily wish some public thoughts were employed
+to reduce this uncultivated people from that idle, savage, beastly,
+thievish manner of life, in which they continue sunk to such a degree,
+that it is almost impossible for a country gentleman<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span> to find a servant of
+human capacity, or the least tincture of natural honesty, or who does not
+live among his own tenants in continual fear of having his plantations
+destroyed, his cattle stolen, and his goods pilfered.</p>
+
+<p>The love, affection, or vanity of living in England, continuing to carry
+thither so many wealthy families, the consequences thereof, together with
+the utter loss of all trade, except what is detrimental, which has forced
+such great numbers of weavers, and others, to seek their bread in foreign
+countries; the unhappy practice of stocking such vast quantities of land
+with sheep and other cattle, which reduces twenty families to one; those
+events, I say, have exceedingly depopulated this kingdom for several years
+past. I should heartily wish therefore, under this miserable dearth of
+money, that those who are most concerned would think it advisable to save
+a hundred thousand pounds a year, which is now sent out of this kingdom,
+to feed us with corn. There is not an older or more uncontroverted maxim
+in the politics of all wise nations, than that of encouraging agriculture;
+and therefore, to what kind of wisdom a practice so directly contrary
+among us may be reduced I am by no means a judge. If labour and people
+make the true riches of a nation, what must be the issue where<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span> one part
+of the people are forced away, and the other have nothing to do?</p>
+
+<p>If it should be thought proper by wiser heads, that his Majesty might be
+applied to in a national way, for giving the kingdom leave to coin
+halfpence for its own use, I believe no good subject will be under the
+least apprehension that such a request could meet with refusal, or the
+least delay. Perhaps we are the only kingdom upon earth, or that ever was
+or will be upon earth, which did not enjoy that common right of civil
+society, under the proper inspection of its prince or legislature, to coin
+money of all usual metals for its own occasions. Every petty prince in
+Germany, vassal to the Emperor, enjoys this privilege. And I have seen in
+this kingdom several silver pieces, with the inscription of <span class="smcap">Civitas
+Waterford</span>, <span class="smcap">Droghedagh</span>, and other towns.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE PRESENT MISERABLE STATE OF IRELAND.</h2>
+
+
+<p>This letter was addressed to Sir Robert Walpole on Swift&#8217;s return to
+Ireland in 1726 before his final rupture with the Premier the following
+year. Swift endeavoured to combat the English prejudices of the minister
+on the mode of managing Ireland, seeking the emancipation of his country
+rather than personal advancement. Here he seems to assume the character of
+the Drapier besides adding his initials.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,</p>
+
+<p>By the last packets I had the favour of yours, and am surprised that you
+should apply to a person so ill-qualified as I am, for a full and
+impartial account of the state of our trade. I have always lived as
+retired as possible; I have carefully avoided the perplexed honour of
+city-offices; I have never minded anybody&#8217;s business but my own; upon all
+which accounts, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span> several others, you might easily have found among my
+fellow-citizens, persons more capable to resolve the weighty questions you
+put to me than I can pretend to be. But being entirely at leisure, even at
+this season of the year, when I used to have scarce time sufficient to
+perform the necessary offices of life, I will endeavour to comply with
+your requests, cautioning you not implicitly to rely upon what I say,
+excepting what belongs to that branch of trade in which I am more
+immediately concerned.</p>
+
+<p>The Irish trade is, at present, in the most deplorable condition that can
+be imagined; to remedy it, the causes of its languishment must be inquired
+into. But as those causes (you may assure yourself) will not be removed,
+you may look upon it as a thing past hope of recovery.</p>
+
+<p>The first and greatest shock our trade received was from an act passed in
+the reign of King William, in the Parliament of England, prohibiting the
+exportation of wool manufactured in Ireland, an act (as the event plainly
+shows) fuller of greediness than good policy; an act as beneficial to
+France and Spain, as it has been destructive to England and Ireland. At
+the passing of this fatal act, the condition of our trade was glorious and
+flourishing, though no way interfering with the English;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span> we made no
+broadcloths above 6<i>s.</i> per yard; coarse druggets, bays and shalloons,
+worsted damasks, strong draught-works, slight half-works, and gaudy
+stuffs, were the only products of our looms: these were partly consumed by
+the meanest of our people, and partly sent to the northern nations, from
+which we had in exchange timber, iron, hemp, flax, pitch, tar, and hard
+dollars. At the time the current money of Ireland was foreign silver, a
+man could hardly receive 100<i>l.</i>, without finding the coin of all the
+northern powers, and every prince of the empire among it.</p>
+
+<p>This money was returned into England for fine cloths silks, &amp;c., for our
+own wear, for rent, for coals, for hardware, and all other English
+manufactures, and in a great measure supplied the London merchants with
+foreign silver for exportation.</p>
+
+<p>The repeated clamours of the English weavers produced this act, so
+destructive to themselves and us.</p>
+
+<p>They looked with envious eyes upon our prosperity, and complained of being
+undersold by us in those commodities which themselves did not deal in. At
+their instances the act was passed, and we lost our profitable northern
+trade. Have they got it? No; surely you have found out they have ever
+since declined in the trade they so happily possessed? You shall find (if
+I am rightly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span> informed) towns without one loom in them, which subsisted
+entirely upon the woollen manufactory before the passing of this unhappy
+bill; and I will try if I can give the true reasons for the decay of their
+trade, and our calamities.</p>
+
+<p>Three parts in four of the inhabitants of that district of the town where
+I dwell were English manufacturers, whom either misfortunes in trade,
+little petty debts contracted through idleness, or the pressures of a
+numerous family, had driven into our cheap country. These were employed in
+working up our coarse wool, while the finest was sent into England.
+Several of these had taken the children of the native Irish apprentices to
+them, who being humbled by the forfeiture of upward of three millions by
+the Revolution, were obliged to stoop to a mechanic industry. Upon the
+passing of this bill, we were obliged to dismiss thousands of these people
+from our service. Those who had settled their affairs returned home, and
+overstocked England with workmen; those whose debts were unsatisfied went
+to France, Spain, and the Netherlands, where they met with good
+encouragement, whereby the natives, having got a firm footing in the
+trade, being acute fellows, soon became as good workmen as any we have,
+and supply the foreign<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span> manufactories with a constant recruit of artisans;
+our island lying much more under pasture than any in Europe. The
+foreigners (notwithstanding all the restrictions the English Parliament
+has bound us up with) are furnished with the greatest quantity of our
+choicest wool. I need not tell you, sir, that a custom-house oath is held
+as little sacred here as in England, or that it is common for masters of
+vessels to swear themselves bound for one of the English wool-ports, and
+unload in France or Spain. By this means the trade in those ports is, in a
+great measure, destroyed, and we were obliged to try our hands at finer
+works, having only our own consumption to depend upon; and I can assure
+you we have, in several kinds of narrow goods, even exceeded the English,
+and I believe we shall in a few years more, be able to equal them in
+broadcloths; but this you may depend upon, that scarce the tenth part of
+English goods are now imported, of what used to be before the famous act.</p>
+
+<p>The only manufactured wares we are allowed to export, are linen cloth and
+linen yarn, which are marketable only in England; the rest of our
+commodities are wool, restrained to England, and raw hides, skins, tallow,
+beef, and butter. Now these are things for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span> which the northern nations
+have no occasion; we are therefore obliged, instead of carrying woollen
+goods to their markets, and bringing home money, to purchase their
+commodities.</p>
+
+<p>In France, Spain, and Portugal, our wares are more valuable, though it
+must be owned, our fraudulent trade in wool is the best branch of our
+commerce; from hence we get wines, brandy, and fruit, very cheap, and in
+great perfection; so that though England has constrained us to be poor,
+they have given us leave to be merry. From these countries we bring home
+moydores, pistoles, and louisdores, without which we should scarce have a
+penny to turn upon.</p>
+
+<p>To England we are allowed to send nothing but linen cloth, yarn, raw
+hides, skins, tallow, and wool. From thence we have coals, for which we
+always pay ready money, India goods, English woollen and silks, tobacco,
+hardware, earthenware, salt, and several other commodities. Our
+exportations to England are very much overbalanced by our importations; so
+that the course of exchange is generally too high, and people choose
+rather to make their remittances to England in specie, than by a bill, and
+our nation is perpetually drained of its little running cash.</p>
+
+<p>Another cause of the decay of trade, scarcity of money,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span> and swelling of
+exchange, is the unnatural affectation of our gentry to reside in and
+about London. Their rents are remitted to them, and spent there. The
+countryman wants employment from them; the country shopkeeper wants their
+custom. For this reason he can&#8217;t pay his Dublin correspondent readily, nor
+take off a great quantity of his wares. Therefore the Dublin merchant
+can&#8217;t employ the artisan, nor keep up his credit in foreign markets.</p>
+
+<p>I have discoursed some of these gentlemen, persons esteemed for good
+sense, and demanded a reason for this, their so unaccountable
+proceeding&mdash;expensive to them for the present, ruinous to their country,
+and destructive to the future value of their estates&mdash;and find all their
+answers summed up under three heads, curiosity, pleasure, and loyalty to
+King George. The two first excuses deserve no answer; let us try the
+validity of the third. Would not loyalty be much better expressed by
+gentlemen staying in their respective counties, influencing their
+dependents by their examples, saving their own wealth, and letting their
+neighbours profit by their necessary expenses, thereby keeping them from
+misery and its unavoidable consequence, discontent? Or is it better to
+flock to London, be lost in a crowd, kiss the King&#8217;s hand, and take a view
+of the royal family? The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span> seeing of the royal house may animate their zeal
+for it; but other advantages I know not. What employment have any of our
+gentlemen got by their attendance at Court, to make up to them their
+expenses? Why, about forty of them have been created peers, and a little
+less than a hundred of them baronets and knights. For these excellent
+advantages, thousands of our gentry have squeezed their tenants,
+impoverished the trader, and impaired their own fortunes! Another great
+calamity is the exorbitant raising of the rents of lands. Upon the
+determination of all leases made before the year 1690, a gentleman thinks
+he has but indifferently improved his estate if he has only doubled his
+rent-roll. Farms are screwed up to a rack-rent&mdash;leases granted but for a
+small term of years&mdash;tenants tied down to hard conditions, and discouraged
+from cultivating the lands they occupy to the best advantage, by the
+certainty they have of their rent being raised on the expiration of their
+lease, proportionably to the improvements they shall make. Thus is honest
+industry restrained; the farmer is a slave to his landlord; &#8217;tis well if
+he can cover his family with a coarse, home-spun frieze. The artisan has
+little dealings with him; yet he is obliged to take his provisions from
+him at an extravagant price, otherwise the farmer cannot pay his rent.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span>The proprietors of lands keep great part of them in their own hands for
+sheep-pasture; and there are thousands of poor wretches who think
+themselves blessed, if they can obtain a hut worse than the squire&#8217;s
+dog-kennel, and an acre of ground for a potato plantation, on condition of
+being as very slaves as any in America. What can be more deplorable than
+to behold wretches starving in the midst of plenty?</p>
+
+<p>We are apt to charge the Irish with laziness, because we seldom find them
+employed; but then we don&#8217;t consider they have nothing to do.</p>
+
+<p>Sir William Temple, in his excellent remarks on the United Provinces,
+inquires, why Holland, which has the fewest and worst ports and
+commodities of any nation in Europe, should abound in trade, and Ireland,
+which has the most and best of both, should have none? This great man
+attributes this surprising accident to the natural aversion man has for
+labour; who will not be persuaded to toil and fatigue himself for the
+superfluities of life throughout the week, when he may provide himself
+with all necessary subsistence by the labour of a day or two. But, with
+due submission to Sir William&#8217;s profound judgment, the want of trade with
+us is rather owing to the cruel restraints we lie under, than to any
+disqualifications whatsoever in our inhabitants. I have<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span> not, sir, for
+these thirty years past, since I was concerned in trade (the greatest part
+of which time distresses have been flowing in upon us), ever observed them
+to swell so suddenly to such a height as they have done within these few
+months. Our present calamities are not to be represented; you can have no
+notion of them without beholding them. Numbers of miserable objects crowd
+our doors, begging us to take their wares at any price, to prevent their
+families from immediate starving. We cannot part with our money to them,
+both because we know not when we shall have vent for our goods, and as
+there are no debts paid, we are afraid of reducing ourselves to their
+lamentable circumstances. The dismal time of trade we had during Marr&#8217;s
+Troubles in Scotland, are looked upon as happy days when compared with the
+present. I need not tell you, sir, that this griping want, this dismal
+poverty, this additional woe, must be put to the accursed stocks, which
+have desolated our country more effectually than England. Stock-jobbing
+was a kind of traffic we were utterly unacquainted with. We went late to
+the South Sea market, and bore a great share in the losses of it, without
+having tasted any of its profits.</p>
+
+<p>If many in England have been ruined by stocks, some have been advanced.
+The English have a free and open<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span> trade to repair their losses; but, above
+all, a wise, vigilant, and uncorrupted Parliament and ministry,
+strenuously endeavouring to restore public trade to its former happy
+state. Whilst we, having lost the greatest part of our cash, without any
+probability of its returning, must despair of retrieving our losses by
+trade, and have before our eyes the dismal prospect of universal poverty
+and desolation.</p>
+
+<p>I believe, sir, you are by this time heartily tired with this indigested
+letter, and are firmly persuaded of the truth of what I said in the
+beginning of it, that you had much better have imposed this task on some
+of our citizens of greater abilities. But perhaps, sir, such a letter as
+this may be, for the singularity of it, entertaining to you, who
+correspond with the politest and most learned men in Europe. But I am
+satisfied you will excuse its want of exactness and perspicuity when you
+consider my education, my being unaccustomed to writings of this nature,
+and, above all, those calamitous objects which constantly surround us,
+sufficient to disturb the clearest imagination, and the soundest judgment.</p>
+
+<p>Whatever cause I have given you, by this letter, to think worse of my
+sense and judgment, I fancy I have given you a manifest proof that I am,
+sir,</p>
+
+<p><span style="margin-left: 8em;">Your most obedient, humble servant,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 10em;">J. S.</span></p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span></p>
+<h2>&#8220;A PROPOSAL FOR THE UNIVERSAL USE<br />OF IRISH MANUFACTURES.&#8221; 1720.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The social condition of Ireland at the above period has been already
+briefly described. When the landlord class were degraded and the tenantry
+debased by the iniquitous laws of Charles II. and William III., which
+suppressed the trade of the country, the oppressed people found in Swift a
+mouthpiece for their wrongs. The above proposal was the voice of the
+nation rendered articulate by his utterance. It proposes in effect a
+reprisal on England for her restrictions, by a refusal to use anything
+that comes thence. A confederation is to be formed, pledged to use nothing
+that is not of Irish manufacture. Everything, he trusts, will be burned
+that comes from England, except the people and the coals. Swift&#8217;s proposal
+was faulty in political economy. Of this the age knew little, and Swift
+cared less. The printer of this pamphlet was prosecuted. The Chief Justice
+(Whitshed) sent back the jury nine times, and kept<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span> them eleven hours
+before they would consent to bring in a &#8220;special verdict.&#8221; The
+unpopularity of the prosecution became so great that it was at last
+dropped.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><br /><span class="smcap">A Proposal for the Universal Use of Irish Manufacture</span>,</p>
+<div class="note">
+<p class="center"><i>In clothes and furniture of houses, &amp;c.</i></p>
+
+<p class="center">Utterly rejecting and renouncing everything wearable that comes from England. 1720.</p></div>
+
+<p><br />It is the peculiar felicity and prudence of the people in this kingdom,
+that whatever commodities and productions lie under the greatest
+discouragements from England, those are what they are sure to be most
+industrious in cultivating and spreading.</p>
+
+<p>Agriculture, which has been the principal care of all wise nations, and
+for the encouragement whereof there are so many statute laws in England,
+we countenance so well, that the landlords are everywhere, by penal
+clauses, absolutely prohibiting their tenants from ploughing;<a name='fna_40' id='fna_40' href='#f_40'><small>[40]</small></a> not
+satisfied to confine them within certain<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span> limitations, as is the practice
+of the English: one effect of which is already seen in the prodigious
+dearness of corn, and the importation of it from London, as the cheaper
+market. And because people are the riches of a country, and that our
+neighbours have done, and are doing, all that in them lies to make our
+wool a drug to us, and a monopoly to them; therefore, the politic
+gentlemen of Ireland have depopulated vast tracts of the best land for the
+feeding of sheep.</p>
+
+<p>I could fill a volume as large as the history of the Wise Men of Gotham,
+with a catalogue only of some wonderful laws and customs we have observed
+within thirty years past. It is true, indeed, our beneficial traffic of
+wool with France has been our only support for several years, furnishing
+us with all the little money we have to pay our rents, and go to market.
+But our merchants assure me, this trade has received a great damp by the
+present fluctuating condition of the coin in France; and that most of
+their wine is paid for in specie, without carrying thither any commodity
+from hence.</p>
+
+<p>However, since we are so universally bent upon enlarging our flocks, it
+may be worth inquiring what we shall do with our wool, in case Barnstaple
+should be overstocked, and our French commerce should fail.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span>I could wish the Parliament had thought fit to have suspended their
+regulation of church matters, and enlargements of the prerogative, until a
+more convenient time, because they did not appear very pressing, at least
+to the persons principally concerned; and, instead of these great
+refinements in politics and divinity, had amused themselves and their
+committees a little with the state of the nation. For example: What if the
+House of Commons had thought fit to make a resolution, <i>nemine
+contradicente</i>, against wearing any cloth or stuff in their families,
+which were not of the growth and manufacture of this kingdom? What if they
+had extended it so far as utterly to exclude all silks, velvets, calicoes,
+and the whole lexicon of female fopperies; and declared, that whoever
+acted otherwise should be deemed and reputed an enemy to the nation? What
+if they had sent up such a resolution to be agreed to by the House of
+Lords, and by their own practice and encouragement, spread the execution
+of it in their several countries? What if we should agree to make burying
+in woollen a fashion, as our neighbours have made it a law? What if the
+ladies would be content with Irish stuffs for the furniture of their
+houses, for gowns and petticoats for themselves and their daughters? Upon
+the whole, and to crown all the rest,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span> let a firm resolution be taken, by
+male and female, never to appear with one single shred that comes from
+England, and let all the people say <span class="smcaplc">AMEN</span>.</p>
+
+<p>I hope and believe, that nothing could please his Majesty better than to
+hear that his loyal subjects of both sexes in this kingdom celebrated his
+birthday (now approaching) universally clad in their own manufacture. Is
+there virtue enough left in this deluded people to save them from the
+brink of ruin? If men&#8217;s opinions may be taken, the ladies will look as
+handsome in stuffs as in brocades; and since all will be equal, there may
+be room enough to employ their wit and fancy, in choosing and matching
+patterns and colours.</p>
+
+<p>I heard the late Archbishop of Tuam mention a pleasant observation of
+somebody&#8217;s, that Ireland would never be happy, till a law were made for
+burning everything that came from England, except their people and their
+coals.</p>
+
+<p>I must confess, that as to the former, I should not be sorry if they would
+stay at home; and for the latter, I hope in a little time we shall have no
+occasion for them.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">Non tanti mitra est, non tanti judicis ostrum&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>but I should rejoice to see a stay-lace from England<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span> be thought
+scandalous, and become a topic for censure at visits and tea-tables.</p>
+
+<p>If the unthinking shopkeepers in this town had not been utterly destitute
+of common sense, they would have made some proposal to the Parliament,
+with a petition to the purpose I have mentioned; promising to improve the
+cloths and stuffs of the nation into all possible degrees of fineness and
+colours, and engaging not to play the knave, according to their custom, by
+exacting and imposing upon the nobility and gentry, either as to the
+prices or the goodness.</p>
+
+<p>For I remember, in London, upon a general mourning, the rascally mercers
+and woollen-drapers would in twenty-four hours raise their cloths and
+silks to above a double price, and if the mourning continued long, then
+come whining with petitions to the court, that they were ready to starve,
+and their fineries lay upon their hands.</p>
+
+<p>I could wish our shopkeepers would immediately think on this proposal,
+addressing it to all persons of quality and others; but, first, be sure to
+get somebody who can write sense, to put it into form.</p>
+
+<p>I think it needless to exhort the clergy to follow this good example;
+because, in a little time, those among them who are so unfortunate as to
+have had their birth and education in this country, will think themselves<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span>
+abundantly happy when they can afford Irish crape, and an Athlone hat; and
+as to the others, I shall not presume to direct them. I have, indeed, seen
+the present Archbishop of Dublin clad from head to foot in our own
+manufacture; and yet, under the rose be it spoken, his Grace deserves as
+good a gown as if he had not been born among us.</p>
+
+<p>I have not courage enough to offer one syllable on this subject to their
+honours of the army; neither have I sufficiently considered the great
+importance of scarlet and gold lace.</p>
+
+<p>The fable in Ovid of Arachne and Pallas is to this purpose.&mdash;The goddess
+had heard of one Arachne, a young virgin, very famous for spinning and
+weaving. They both met upon a trial of skill; and Pallas, finding herself
+almost equalled in her own art, stung with rage and envy, knocked her
+rival down, and turned her into a spider; enjoining her to spin and weave
+for ever out of her own bowels, and in a very narrow compass.</p>
+
+<p>I confess, that, from a boy, I always pitied poor Arachne, and could never
+heartily love the goddess, on account of so cruel and unjust a sentence;
+which, however, is fully executed upon us by England, with farther
+additions of rigour and severity; for the greatest part<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span> of our bowels and
+vitals is extracted, without allowing us the liberty of spinning and
+weaving them.</p>
+
+<p>The Scripture tells us, that &#8220;oppression makes a wise man mad;&#8221; therefore,
+consequently speaking, the reason why some men are not mad is because they
+are not wise. However it were to be wished, that oppression would in time
+teach a little wisdom to fools.</p>
+
+<p>I was much delighted with a person, who has a great estate in this
+kingdom, upon his complaints to me, how grievously poor England suffers by
+impositions from Ireland:&mdash;That we convey our wool to France, in spite of
+all the harpies at the custom-house; that Mr. Shuttleworth and others, on
+the Cheshire coast, are such fools to sell us their bark at a good price
+for tanning our own hides into leather; with other enormities of the like
+weight and kind. To which I will venture to add more:&mdash;That the mayoralty
+of this city is always executed by an inhabitant, and often by a native,
+which might as well be done by a deputy with a moderate salary, whereby
+poor England loses at least one thousand pounds a-year upon the balance;
+that the governing of this kingdom costs the Lord-Lieutenant three
+thousand six hundred pounds a year&mdash;so much net loss to poor England; that
+the people of Ireland presume to dig for coals on their own grounds; and
+the farmers in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span> the county of Wicklow send their turf to the very market
+of Dublin, to the great discouragement of the coal trade of Mostyn and
+Whitehaven; that the revenues of the post-office here, so righteously
+belonging to the English treasury, as arising chiefly from our commerce
+with each other, should be remitted to London clogged with that grievous
+burden of exchange; and the pensions paid out of the Irish revenues to
+English favourites, should lie under the same disadvantage, to the great
+loss of the grantees. When a divine is sent over to a bishopric here, with
+the hopes of five-and-twenty hundred pounds a year, and, upon his arrival,
+he finds, alas! a dreadful discount of ten or twelve per cent.; a judge,
+or a commissioner of the revenue, has the same cause of complaint....
+These are a few among the many hardships we put upon that poor kingdom of
+England, for which, I am confident, every honest man wishes a remedy. And
+I hear there is a project on foot for transporting our best wheaten straw,
+by sea and land carriage, to Dunstable, and obliging us, by a law, to take
+off yearly so many ton of straw hats, for the use of our women; which will
+be a great encouragement to the manufacture of that industrious town.</p>
+
+<p>I should be glad to learn among the divines, whether a law to bind men
+without their own consent be<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span> obligatory <i>in foro conscienti&aelig;</i>; because I
+find Scripture, Sanderson, and Suarez, are wholly silent on the matter.
+The oracle of reason, the great law of nature, and general opinion of
+civilians, wherever they treat of limited governments, are indeed decisive
+enough.</p>
+
+<p>It is wonderful to observe the bias among our people in favour of things,
+persons, and wares of all kinds, that come from England. The printer tells
+his hawkers, that he has got an excellent new song just brought from
+London. I have somewhat of a tendency that way myself; and, upon hearing a
+coxcomb from thence displaying himself, with great volubility, upon the
+park, the playhouse, the opera, the gaming ordinaries, it was apt to beget
+in me a kind of veneration for his parts and accomplishments. It is not
+many years since I remember a person, who, by his style and literature,
+seems to have been the corrector of a hedge-press in some blind alley
+about Little Britain, proceed gradually to be an author, at least a
+translator of a lower rate, although somewhat of a larger bulk, than any
+that now flourishes in Grub Street; and, upon the strength of this
+foundation, come over here, erect himself up into an orator and
+politician, and lead a kingdom after him. This, I am told, was the very
+motive that prevailed on the author<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span> of a play, called &#8220;Love in a Hollow
+Tree,&#8221; to do us the honour of a visit; presuming, with very good reason,
+that he was a writer of a superior class. I know another, who, for thirty
+years past, has been the common standard of stupidity in England, where he
+was never heard a minute in any assembly, or by any party, with common
+Christian treatment; yet, upon his arrival here, could put on a face of
+importance and authority, talk more than six, without either gracefulness,
+propriety, or meaning, and, at the same time, be admired and followed as
+the pattern of eloquence and wisdom.</p>
+
+<p class="center"><strong><span class="spacer">&#183;</span><span class="spacer">&#183;</span><span class="spacer">&#183;</span><span class="spacer">&#183;</span><span class="spacer">&#183;</span><span class="spacer">&#183;</span><span class="spacer">&#183;</span><span class="spacer">&#183;</span></strong></p>
+
+<p>I would now expostulate a little with our country landlords; who, by
+immeasurable screwing and racking their tenants all over the kingdom, have
+already reduced the miserable people to a worse condition than the
+peasants in France, or the vassals in Germany and Poland; so that the
+whole species of what we call substantial farmers, will, in a very few
+years, be utterly at an end. It was pleasant to observe these gentlemen
+labouring, with all their might, for preventing the bishops from letting
+their revenues at a moderate half value (whereby the whole order would, in
+an age, have been reduced to manifest beggary), at the very instant when<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span>
+they were everywhere canting<a name='fna_41' id='fna_41' href='#f_41'><small>[41]</small></a> their own land upon short leases, and
+sacrificing their oldest tenants for a penny an acre advance.... I have
+heard great divines affirm, that nothing is so likely to call down a
+universal judgment from Heaven upon a nation as universal oppression; and
+whether this be not already verified in part, their worships the
+landlords, are now at full leisure to consider. Whoever travels this
+country, and observes the face of nature, or the faces, and habits, and
+dwellings of the natives, will hardly think himself in a land where law,
+religion, or common humanity is professed. I cannot forbear saying one
+word upon a thing they call a bank, which, I fear, is projecting in this
+town.<a name='fna_42' id='fna_42' href='#f_42'><small>[42]</small></a> I never saw the proposals, nor understood any one particular of
+their scheme. What I wish for at present, is only a sufficient provision
+of hemp, and caps and bells, to distribute according to the several
+degrees of honesty and prudence in some persons. I hear only of a
+monstrous sum already named; and if others do not soon hear of it too, and
+hear with a vengeance, then I am a gentleman of less sagacity than myself,
+and very few beside myself, take me to be. And the jest will be still<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span> the
+better if it be true, as judicious persons have assured me, that one half
+of this money will be real, and the other half altogether imaginary. The
+matter will be likewise much mended, if the merchants continue to carry
+off our gold, and our goldsmiths to melt down our heavy silver.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A MODEST PROPOSAL. 1729.</h2>
+
+
+<p>This came out when the people were starving in hundreds through famine,
+and the dead were left unburied before their own doors. English
+civilization was shamed by the sight. His sarcasm was never applied with
+more deadly seriousness of purpose. There is no strain in the language
+with which the state of matters is described: the very simplicity and
+matter-of-fact tone that are assumed, make the description all the more
+telling. With the calm deliberation of a statistician calculating the food
+supply of the country, Swift brings forward his suggestion. No work of
+Swift has been more grievously misunderstood. Some have esteemed it a
+heartless piece of ridicule, a callous laugh raised out of abject misery.
+The interpretation is as wrong as the Frenchman who took it as a grave and
+practical suggestion, and who fancied that Swift in sober earnest proposed
+that infants in Ireland should be used for food. In truth the ridicule is
+but a thin disguise. From beginning to end, it is laden with grave and
+torturing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span> bitterness. Each touch, if calm and ghastly human, is added
+with the gravity of a surgeon who probes a wound to the quick. There is
+nothing like it in all literature.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><br /><span class="smcap">A Modest Proposal</span></p>
+
+<div class="note"><p class="hang"><i>For preventing the children of poor people in Ireland from being a
+burden to their parents or country, and for making them beneficial to the public. 1729.</i></p></div>
+
+<p>It is a melancholy object to those who walk through this great town, or
+travel in the country, when they see the streets, the roads, and cabin
+doors, crowded with beggars of the female sex, followed by three, four, or
+six children, all in rags, and importuning every passenger for an alms.
+These mothers, instead of being able to work for an honest livelihood, are
+forced to employ all their time in strolling to beg sustenance for their
+helpless infants; who, as they grow up, either turn thieves for the want
+of work, or leave their dear native country to fight for the Pretender in
+Spain, or sell themselves to the Barbadoes.</p>
+
+<p>I think it is agreed by all parties, that this prodigious number of
+children in the arms, or on the backs, or at the heels of their mothers,
+and frequently of their fathers,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span> is, in the present deplorable state of
+the kingdom, a very great additional grievance; and, therefore, whoever
+could find out a fair, cheap, and easy method of making these children
+sound, useful members of the commonwealth, would deserve so well of the
+public, as to have his statue set up for a preserver of the nation.</p>
+
+<p>But my intention is very far from being confined to provide only for the
+children of professed beggars; it is of a much greater extent, and shall
+take in the whole number of infants at a certain age, who are born of
+parents in effect as little able to support them, as those who demand
+charity in our streets.</p>
+
+<p>As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years upon this
+important subject, and maturely weighed the several schemes of our
+projectors, I have always found them grossly mistaken in their
+computation. It is true, a child, just dropped from its dam, may be
+supported by her milk for a solar year, with little other nourishment; at
+most, not above the value of two shillings, which the mother may certainly
+get, or the value in scraps, by her lawful occupation of begging; and it
+is exactly at one year old that I propose to provide for them in such a
+manner, as, instead of being a charge upon their parents, or the parish,
+or wanting food and raiment for the rest of their lives, they<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span> shall, on
+the contrary, contribute to the feeding, and partly to the clothing, of
+many thousands....</p>
+
+<p>The number of souls in this kingdom being usually reckoned one million and
+a half, of these I calculate there may be about two hundred thousand
+couple whose wives are breeders; from which number I subtract thirty
+thousand couple, who are able to maintain their own children, (although I
+apprehend there cannot be so many, under the present distresses of the
+kingdom); but this being granted, there will remain a hundred and seventy
+thousand breeders. I again subtract fifty thousand for those women who
+miscarry, or whose children die by accident or disease within the year.
+There only remains a hundred and twenty thousand children of poor parents
+annually born. The question therefore is: How this number shall be reared
+and provided for?&mdash;which, as I have already said, under the present
+situation of affairs, is utterly impossible by all the methods hitherto
+proposed. For we can neither employ them in handicraft or agriculture; we
+neither build houses (I mean in the country) nor cultivate land; they can
+very seldom pick up a livelihood by stealing, till they arrive at six
+years old, except where they are of towardly parts; although I confess
+they learn the rudiments much earlier; during<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span> which time they can,
+however, be properly looked upon only as probationers; as I have been
+informed by a principal gentleman in the county of Cavan, who protested to
+me, that he never knew above one or two instances under the age of six,
+even in a part of the kingdom so renowned for the quickest proficiency in
+that art.</p>
+
+<p>I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or girl before twelve years old
+is no saleable commodity; and even when they come to this age, they will
+not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half-a-crown at most, on
+the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or
+kingdom, the charge of nutriment and rags having been at least four times
+that value. I shall now, therefore, humbly propose my own thoughts, which
+I hope will not be liable to the least objection.</p>
+
+<p>I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in
+London, that a young healthy child, well nursed, is, at a year old, a most
+delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked
+or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee
+or a ragout.</p>
+
+<p>I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration, that of the
+hundred and twenty thousand children already<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span> computed, twenty thousand
+may be reserved for breed. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a
+year old, be offered in sale to the persons of quality and fortune through
+the kingdom; always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in
+the last month, so as to render them plump and fat for a good table. A
+child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the
+family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish,
+and, seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on
+the fourth day, especially in winter.</p>
+
+<p>I have reckoned, upon a medium, that a child just born will weigh twelve
+pounds, and in a solar year, if tolerably nursed, will increase to
+twenty-eight pounds. I grant this food will be somewhat dear, and
+therefore very proper for landlords, who, as they have already devoured
+most of the parents, seem to have the best title to the children....</p>
+
+<p>I have already computed the charge of nursing a beggar&#8217;s child (in which
+list I reckon all cottagers, labourers, and four-fifths of the farmers) to
+be about two shillings per annum, rags included; and I believe no
+gentleman would require to give ten shillings for the carcass of a good
+fat child, which, as I have said, will make four dishes of excellent
+nutritive meat, when he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span> has only some particular friend, or his own
+family to dine with him. Thus the squire will learn to be a good landlord,
+and grow popular among his tenants; and the mother will have eight
+shillings net profit.</p>
+
+<p>Those who are more thrifty (as I must confess that times require) may flay
+the carcass; the skin of which, artificially dressed, will make admirable
+gloves for ladies, and summer boots for fine gentlemen. As to our city of
+Dublin, shambles may be appointed for this purpose in the most convenient
+parts of it, and butchers we may be assured will not be wanting; although
+I rather recommend buying the children alive, then dressing them hot from
+the knife, as we do roasting pigs.</p>
+
+<p>A very worthy person, a true lover of his country, and whose virtue I
+highly esteem, was lately pleased, in discoursing on this matter, to offer
+a refinement upon my scheme. He said, that many gentlemen of this kingdom,
+having of late destroyed their deer, he conceived that the want of venison
+might be well supplied by the bodies of young lads and maidens, not
+exceeding fourteen years of age, nor under twelve; so great a number of
+both sexes in every country being now ready to starve for want of work and
+service; and these to be disposed of by their parents, if alive, or
+otherwise by their nearest relations. But, with due deference to so<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span>
+excellent a friend, and so deserving a patriot, I cannot be altogether in
+his sentiments; for as to the males, my American acquaintance assured me,
+from frequent experience, that their flesh was generally tough and lean
+like that of our schoolboys, by continual exercise, and their taste
+disagreeable; and to fatten them would not answer the charge; and besides,
+it is not improbable that some scrupulous people might be apt to censure
+such a practice (although indeed very unjustly), as a little bordering
+upon cruelty; which, I confess, has always been with me the strongest
+objection against any project, how well soever intended.</p>
+
+<p>But in order to justify my friend, he confessed that this expedient was
+put into his head by the famous Psalmanazar, a native of the island
+Formosa, who came from thence to London above twenty years ago; and in
+conversation told my friend, that in his country, when any young person
+happened to be put to death the executioner sold the carcass to persons of
+quality as a prime dainty; and that in his time the body of a plump girl
+of fifteen, who was crucified for an attempt to poison the emperor, was
+sold to his imperial Majesty&#8217;s prime minister of state, and other great
+mandarins of the court, in joints from the gibbet, at four hundred crowns.</p>
+
+<p>Neither indeed can I deny, that if the same use were<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span> made of several
+plump young girls in this town, who without one single groat to their
+fortunes, cannot stir abroad without a chair, and appear at playhouse and
+assemblies in foreign fineries which they will never pay for, the kingdom
+would not be the worse.</p>
+
+<p>Some persons of a desponding spirit are in great concern about that vast
+number of poor people, who are aged, diseased, or maimed; and I have been
+desired to employ my thoughts, what course may be taken to ease the nation
+of so grievous an encumbrance. But I am not in the least pain upon that
+matter, because it is very well known, that they are every day dying by
+cold and famine, as fast as can be reasonably expected. And as to the
+young labourers, they are now in almost as hopeful a condition: they
+cannot get work, and consequently pine away for want of nourishment, to a
+degree, that if at any time they are accidentally hired to common labour,
+they have not strength to perform it; and thus the country and themselves
+are happily delivered from the evils to come.</p>
+
+<p>I have too long digressed, and therefore shall return to my subject. I
+think the advantages by the proposal which I have made, are obvious and
+many, as well as of the highest importance.</p>
+
+<p>For first, it would greatly lessen the number of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span> Papists, with whom we
+are yearly overrun, being the principal breeders of the nation, as well as
+our most dangerous enemies, and who stay at home on purpose to deliver the
+kingdom to the Pretender, hoping to take their advantage by the absence of
+so many good Protestants, who have chosen rather to leave their country
+than stay at home and pay tithes against their conscience to an Episcopal
+curate.</p>
+
+<p>Secondly, The poorer tenants will have something valuable of their own,
+which by law may be made liable to distress, and help to pay their
+landlord&#8217;s rent; their corn and cattle being already seized, and money a
+thing unknown.</p>
+
+<p>Thirdly, Whereas the maintenance of a hundred thousand children, from two
+years old and upward, cannot be computed at less than ten shillings
+a-piece per annum, the nation&#8217;s stock will be thereby increased fifty
+thousand pounds per annum, beside the profit of a new dish introduced to
+the tables of all gentlemen of fortune in the kingdom, who have any
+refinement in taste. And the money will circulate among ourselves, the
+goods being entirely of our own growth and manufacture.</p>
+
+<p>Fourthly, The constant breeders, besides the gain of eight shillings
+sterling per annum by the sale of their<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span> children, will be rid of the
+charge of maintaining them after the first year.</p>
+
+<p>Fifthly, This food would likewise bring great custom to taverns; where the
+vintners will certainly be so prudent as to procure the best receipts for
+dressing it to perfection, and, consequently, have their houses frequented
+by all the fine gentlemen, who justly value themselves upon their
+knowledge in good eating; and a skilful cook, who understands how to
+oblige his guests, will contrive to make it as expensive as they please.</p>
+
+<p>Sixthly, This would be a great inducement to marriage, which all wise
+nations have either encouraged by rewards, or enforced by laws and
+penalties. It would increase, the care and tenderness of mothers towards
+their children, when they were sure of a settlement for life to the poor
+babes, provided in some sort by the public, to their annual profit or
+expense. We should see an honest emulation among the married women, which
+of them could bring the fattest child to the market....</p>
+
+<p>I can think of no one objection, that will possibly be raised against this
+proposal, unless it should be urged that the number of people will be
+thereby much lessened in the kingdom. This I freely own, and it was indeed
+one principal design in offering it to the world. I desire the reader will
+observe that I calculate my remedy for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span> this one individual kingdom of
+Ireland, and for no other that ever was, is, or, I think, ever can be,
+upon earth. Therefore let no man talk to me of other expedients: of taxing
+our absentees at five shillings a pound; of using neither clothes, nor
+household furniture, except what is our own growth and manufacture; of
+utterly rejecting the materials and instruments that promote foreign
+luxury; of curing the expensiveness of pride, vanity, idleness, and gaming
+in our women: of introducing a vein of parsimony, prudence, and
+temperance; of learning to love our country, in the want of which we
+differ even from Laplanders, and the inhabitants of Topinamboo; of
+quitting our animosities and factions, nor acting any longer like the
+Jews, who were murdering one another at the very moment their city was
+taken; of being a little cautious not to sell our country and conscience
+for nothing; of teaching landlords to have at least one degree of mercy
+toward their tenants: lastly, of putting a spirit of honesty, industry,
+and skill into our shopkeepers; who, if a resolution could now be taken to
+buy only our negative goods, would immediately unite to cheat and exact
+upon us in the price, the measure, and the goodness, nor could never yet
+be brought to make one fair proposal of just dealing, though often and
+earnestly invited to it.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span>Therefore I repeat, let no man talk to me of these and the like
+expedients, till he has at least some glimpse of hope that there will be
+ever some hearty and sincere attempt to put them in practice.</p>
+
+<p>But as to myself, having been wearied out for many years with offering
+vain, idle, visionary thoughts, and at length utterly despairing of
+success, I fortunately fell upon this proposal; which as it is wholly new,
+so it has something solid and real, of no expense and little trouble, full
+in our own power, and whereby we can incur no danger in disobliging
+England. For this kind of commodity will not bear exportation, the flesh
+being of too tender a consistence to admit a long continuance in salt,
+although perhaps I could name a country which would be glad to eat up our
+whole nation without.</p>
+
+<p>After all, I am not so violently bent upon my own opinion as to reject any
+offer proposed by wise men, which shall be found equally innocent, cheap,
+easy, and effectual. But before something of that kind shall be advanced
+in contradiction to my scheme, and offering a better, I desire the author
+or authors will be pleased maturely to consider two points. First, as
+things now stand, how they will be able to find food and raiment for a
+hundred thousand useless mouths and backs. And, secondly, there being a
+round million of creatures of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span> human figure throughout this kingdom, whose
+whole subsistence put into a common stock would leave them in debt two
+millions of pounds sterling, adding those who are beggars by profession,
+to the bulk of farmers, cottagers, and labourers, with the wives and
+children who are beggars in effect. I desire those politicians who dislike
+my overture, and may perhaps be so bold as to attempt an answer that they
+will first ask the parents of these mortals, whether they would not at
+this day think it a great happiness to have been sold for food at a year
+old, in the manner I prescribe, and thereby have avoided a perpetual scene
+of misfortunes, as they have since gone through, by the oppression of
+landlords, the impossibility of paying rent without money or trade, the
+want of common sustenance, with neither house nor clothes to cover them
+from the inclemencies of the weather, and the most inevitable prospect of
+entailing the like, or greater miseries, upon their breed for ever.</p>
+
+<p>I profess, in the sincerity of my heart, that I have not the least
+personal interest in endeavouring to promote this necessary work, having
+no other motive than the public good of my country, by advancing our
+trade, providing for infants, relieving the poor, and giving some pleasure
+to the rich. I have no children by which I can propose to get a single
+penny; the youngest being nine years old and my wife past child-bearing.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A CHARACTER, PANEGYRIC, AND DESCRIPTION<br />OF THE LEGION CLUB, 1736.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Swift levelled his heaviest invective against the corrupt practices of the
+so-called Irish Parliament, which did not contain a single representative
+of the people who comprised the bulk of the nation. The colonial
+representation were of the most degraded order, most of the characters
+described in the poem were hit off with caustic precision. The portraits
+were so true to life that many recognized themselves. The piece is
+generally accepted as a good skit on the House.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><br />A CHARACTER, PANEGYRIC, AND DESCRIPTION OF THE LEGION CLUB, 1736.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>As I stroll the city, oft I<br />
+See a building large and lofty,<br />
+Not a bow-shot from the college;<br />
+Half the globe from sense and knowledge:<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</a></span>By the prudent architect,<br />
+Placed against the church direct,<br />
+Making good my granddam&#8217;s jest,<br />
+&#8220;Near the church,&#8221;&mdash;you know the rest.<br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Tell us what the pile contains?</span><br />
+Many a head that holds no brains,<br />
+These demoniacs let me dub<br />
+With the name of Legion Club.<br />
+Such assemblies, you might swear,<br />
+Meet when butchers bait a bear:<br />
+Such a noise, and such haranguing,<br />
+When a brother thief is hanging;<br />
+Such a rout and such a rabble<br />
+Run to hear Jackpudding gabble.<br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Could I from the building&#8217;s top</span><br />
+Hear the rattling thunder drop,<br />
+While the devil upon the roof<br />
+(If the devil be thunder-proof)<br />
+Should with poker fiery red<br />
+Crack the stones, and melt the lead;<br />
+Drive them down on every skull,<br />
+When the den of thieves is full;<br />
+Quite destroy that harpies&#8217; nest;<br />
+How might then our isle be blest!<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</a></span>For divines allow, that God<br />
+Sometimes makes the devil his rod;<br />
+And the gospel will inform us,<br />
+He can punish sins enormous.<br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Yet should Swift endow the schools,</span><br />
+For his lunatics and fools,<br />
+With a rood or two of land,<br />
+I allow the pile may stand.<br />
+You perhaps will ask me, Why so?<br />
+But it is with this proviso;<br />
+Since the house is like to last,<br />
+Let the royal grant be pass&#8217;d,<br />
+That the club have right to dwell<br />
+Each within his proper cell,<br />
+With a passage left to creep in,<br />
+And a hole above for peeping.<br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Let them, when they once get in,</span><br />
+Sell the nation for a pin;<br />
+While they sit a-picking straws,<br />
+Let them rave at making laws;<br />
+Let them form a grand committee,<br />
+How to plague and starve the city;<br />
+Let them stare, and storm, and frown,<br />
+When they see a clergy gown;<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span>Let them, with their gosling quills,<br />
+Scribble senseless heads of bills.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;"><strong><span class="spacer">&#183;</span><span class="spacer">&#183;</span><span class="spacer">&#183;</span><span class="spacer">&#183;</span></strong></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Come, assist me, Muse obedient!</span><br />
+Let us try some new expedient;<br />
+Shift the scene for half an hour,<br />
+Time and place are in thy power.<br />
+Thither, gentle Muse, conduct me;<br />
+I shall ask, and you instruct me.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">See, the Muse unbars the gate;</span><br />
+Hark, the monkeys, how they prate!<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">All ye gods who rule the soul;</span><br />
+Styx, through Hell whose waters roll!<br />
+Let me be allowed to tell<br />
+What I heard in yonder Hell.<br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Near the door an entrance gapes,</span><br />
+Crowded round with antic shapes,<br />
+Poverty, and Grief, and Care,<br />
+Causeless Joy, and true Despair;<br />
+Discord periwigg&#8217;d with snakes,<br />
+See the dreadful strides she takes!<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">By this odious crew beset,</span><br />
+I began to rage and fret,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span>And resolved to break their pates,<br />
+Ere we entered at the gates;<br />
+Had not Clio in the nick<br />
+Whispered me, &#8220;Lay down your stick.&#8221;<br />
+What! said I, is this the madhouse?<br />
+These, she answer&#8217;d, are but shadows,<br />
+Phantoms bodiless and vain,<br />
+Empty visions of the brain.<br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">In the porch Briareus stands,</span><br />
+Shows a bribe in all his hands;<br />
+Briareus the secretary,<br />
+But we mortals call him Carey.<a name='fna_43' id='fna_43' href='#f_43'><small>[43]</small></a><br />
+When the rogues their country fleece,<br />
+They may hope for pence a-piece.<br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Clio, who had been so wise</span><br />
+To put on a fool&#8217;s disguise,<br />
+To bespeak some approbation,<br />
+And be thought a near relation,<br />
+When she saw three hundred brutes<br />
+All involved in wild disputes,<br />
+Roaring till their lungs were spent,<br />
+<span class="smcap">Privilege of Parliament</span>,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span>Now a new misfortune feels,<br />
+Dreading to be laid by th&#8217; heels.<br />
+Never durst a Muse before<br />
+Enter that infernal door:<br />
+Clio, stifled with the smell,<br />
+Into spleen and vapours fell,<br />
+By the Stygian steams that flew<br />
+From the dire infectious crew.<br />
+Not the stench of Lake Avernus<br />
+Could have more offended her nose<br />
+Had she flown but o&#8217;er the top,<br />
+She had felt her pinions drop.<br />
+And by exhalations dire,<br />
+Though a goddess, must expire.<br />
+In a fright she crept away,<br />
+Bravely I resolved to stay.<br />
+When I saw the keeper frown,<br />
+Tipping him with half-a-crown,<br />
+Now, said I, we are alone,<br />
+Name your heroes one by one.<br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Who is that hell-featured brawler?</span><br />
+Is it Satan? No, &#8217;tis Waller.<br />
+In what figure can a bard dress<br />
+Jack the grandson of Sir Hardress?<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span>Honest keeper, drive him further,<br />
+In his looks are Hell and murther;<br />
+See the scowling visage drop,<br />
+Just as when he murder&#8217;d Throp.<br />
+Keeper, show me where to fix<br />
+On the puppy pair of Dicks:<br />
+By their lantern jaws and leathern,<br />
+You might swear they both are brethren:<br />
+Dick Fitzbaker, Dick the player,<br />
+Old acquaintance are you there?<br />
+Tie them, keeper, in a tether,<br />
+Let them starve and sink together;<br />
+Both are apt to be unruly,<br />
+Lash them daily, lash them duly;<br />
+Though &#8217;tis hopeless to reclaim them,<br />
+Scorpion rods, perhaps, may tame them.<br />
+Keeper, yon old dotard smoke,<br />
+Sweetly snoring in his cloak:<br />
+Who is he? &#8217;Tis humdrum Wynne,<br />
+Half encompassed by his kin:<br />
+There observe the tribe of Bingham,<br />
+For he never fails to bring &#8217;em;<br />
+While he sleeps the whole debate,<br />
+They submissive round him wait;<br />
+Yet would gladly see the hunks,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</a></span>In his grave, and search his trunks,<br />
+See, they gently twitch his coat,<br />
+Just to yawn and give his vote,<br />
+Always firm in his vocation,<br />
+For the court against the nation.<br />
+Those are Allens Jack and Bob,<br />
+First in every wicked job,<br />
+Son and brother to a queer<br />
+Brain-sick brute, they call a peer.<br />
+We must give them better quarter<br />
+For their ancestor trod mortar,<br />
+And at Hoath, to boast his fame,<br />
+On a chimney cut his name.<br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">There sit Clements, Dilks, and Harrison;</span><br />
+How they swagger from their garrison!<br />
+Such a triplet could you tell<br />
+Where to find on this side Hell?<br />
+Harrison, and Dilks, and Clements,<br />
+Keeper, see they have their payments,<br />
+Every mischief&#8217;s in their hearts;<br />
+If they fail &#8217;tis want of parts.<br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Bless us! Morgan, art thou there, man?</span><br />
+Bless mine eyes! art thou the chairman?<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</a></span>Chairman to yon damn&#8217;d committee!<br />
+Yet I look on thee with pity.<br />
+Dreadful sight! what, learned Morgan<br />
+Metamorphosed to a Gorgon!<br />
+For thy horrid looks, I own,<br />
+Half convert me to a stone.<br />
+Hast thou been so long at school,<br />
+Now to turn a factious tool?<br />
+Alma Mater was thy mother,<br />
+Every young divine thy brother.<br />
+Thou ungrateful to thy teachers,<br />
+Who are all grown reverend preachers!<br />
+Morgan, would it not surprise one!<br />
+Turn thy nourishment to poison!<br />
+When you walk among your books,<br />
+They reproach you with their looks;<br />
+Bind them fast, or from their shelves<br />
+They will come and right themselves:<br />
+Homer, Plutarch, Virgil, Flaccus,<br />
+All in arms prepare to back us;<br />
+Soon repent, or put to slaughter<br />
+Every Greek and Roman author.<br />
+Will you, in your faction&#8217;s phrase,<br />
+Send the clergy all to graze;<br />
+And to make your project pass,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</a></span>Leave them not a blade of grass?<br />
+Now I want thee, humorous Hogarth!<br />
+Thou, I hear, a pleasant rogue art.<br />
+Were but you and I acquainted,<br />
+Every monster should be painted:<br />
+You should try your graving tools<br />
+On this odious group of fools;<br />
+Draw the beasts as I describe them:<br />
+From their features while I gibe them;<br />
+Draw them like; for I assure you,<br />
+You will need no <i>car&#8217;catura</i>;<br />
+Draw them so that we may trace<br />
+All the soul in every face.<br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Keeper, I must now retire,</span><br />
+You have done what I desire:<br />
+But I feel my spirits spent<br />
+With the noise, the sight, the scent.<br />
+&#8220;Pray, be patient; you shall find<br />
+Half the best are still behind!<br />
+You have hardly seen a score;<br />
+I can show two hundred more.&#8221;<br />
+Keeper, I have seen enough,<br />
+Taking then a pinch of snuff,<br />
+I concluded, looking round them,<br />
+&#8220;May their god, the devil, confound them!&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</a></span></p>
+<h2>ON DOING GOOD.</h2>
+
+<p class="center"><i>A Sermon on the Occasion of Wood&#8217;s Project.</i></p>
+
+<p class="center">(WRITTEN IN 1724.)</p>
+
+<p class="center">&#8220;As we have therefore opportunity, let us do good unto all men.&#8221;
+(<span class="smcap">Galatians</span> vi. 10.)</p>
+
+
+<p><br />Nature directs every one of us, and God permits us, to consult our own
+private good, before the private good of any other person whatsoever. We
+are, indeed, commanded to love our neighbour as ourselves, but not as well
+as ourselves. The love we have for ourselves, is to be the pattern of that
+love we ought to have toward our neighbour; but as the copy doth not equal
+the original, so my neighbour cannot think it hard, if I prefer myself,
+who am the original, before him, who is only the copy. Thus, if any matter
+equally concern the life, the reputation, the profit of my neighbour and
+my own; the law of nature, which is the law of God, obligeth me to take
+care of myself first, and afterward of him. And this I need not be at much
+pains in persuading you to; for the want of self-love, with regard to
+things<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</a></span> of this world, is not among the faults of mankind. But then, on
+the other side, if, by a small hurt and loss to myself, I can procure a
+great good to my neighbour, in that case his interest is to be preferred.
+For example, if I can be sure of saving his life, without great danger to
+my own; if I can preserve him from being undone without ruining myself; or
+recover his reputation without blasting mine; all this I am obliged to do,
+and if I sincerely perform it, I do then obey the command of God, in
+loving my neighbour as myself.</p>
+
+<p>But, besides this love we owe to every man in his particular capacity,
+under the title of our neighbour, there is yet a duty of a more large
+extensive nature incumbent on us; our love to our neighbour in his public
+capacity, as he is a member of that great body the commonwealth, under the
+same government with ourselves; and this is usually called love of the
+public, and is a duty to which we are more strictly obliged, than even
+that of loving ourselves; because therein ourselves are also contained, as
+well as all our neighbours, in one great body. This love of the public, or
+of the commonwealth, or love of our country, was in ancient times properly
+known by the name of virtue, because it was the greatest of all virtues,
+and was supposed to contain all virtues in it; and many great examples of
+this virtue<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</a></span> are left us on record, scarcely to be believed or even
+conceived, in such a base, corrupted, wicked age as this we live in. In
+those times it was common for men to sacrifice their lives for the good of
+their country, although they had neither hope nor belief of future
+rewards; whereas, in our days, very few make the least scruple of
+sacrificing a whole nation, as well as their own souls, for a little
+present gain; which often hath been known to end in their own ruin in this
+world; as it certainly must in that to come. Have we not seen men, for the
+sake of some petty employment, give up the very natural rights and
+liberties of their country, and of mankind, in the ruin of which
+themselves must at last be involved? Are not these corruptions gotten
+among the meanest of our people, who, for a piece of money, will give
+their votes at a venture, for the disposal of their own lives and
+fortunes, without considering whether it be to those who are most likely
+to betray or defend them? But, if I were to produce only one instance of a
+hundred, wherein we fail in this duty of loving our country, it would be
+an endless labour, and therefore I shall not attempt it.</p>
+
+<p>But here I would not be misunderstood; by the love of our country, I do
+not mean loyalty to our King, for that is a duty of another nature; and a
+man may be very<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</a></span> loyal, in the common sense of the word, without one grain
+of public good at his heart.</p>
+
+<p>Witness this very kingdom we live in. I verily believe, that since the
+beginning of the world, no nation upon earth ever showed (all
+circumstances considered) such high constant marks of loyalty, in all
+their actions and behaviour, as we have done; and, at the same time, no
+people ever appeared more utterly void of what is called a public spirit.
+When I say the people, I mean the bulk or mass of the people, for I have
+nothing to do with those in power. Therefore I shall think my time not
+ill-spent, if I can persuade most or all of you who hear me, to show the
+love you have for your country, by endeavouring, in your several
+situations, to do all the public good you are able.</p>
+
+<p>For I am certainly persuaded, that all our misfortunes arise from no other
+original cause than that general disregard among us to the public welfare.
+I therefore undertake to show you three things:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><i>First</i>, That there are few people so weak or mean, who have it not
+sometimes in their power to be useful to the public.</p>
+
+<p><i>Secondly</i>, That it is often in the power of the meanest among mankind to
+do mischief to the public.</p>
+
+<p>And, <i>lastly</i>, That all wilful injuries done to the public,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</a></span> are very
+great and aggravated sins in the sight of God.</p>
+
+<p><i>First</i>, There are few people so weak or mean, who have it not sometimes
+in their power to be useful to the public.</p>
+
+<p>Solomon tells us of a poor wise man, who saved a city by his counsel. It
+hath often happened that a private soldier, by some unexpected brave
+attempt, hath been instrumental in obtaining a great victory. How many
+obscure men have been authors of very useful inventions, whereof the world
+now reaps the benefit. The very example of honesty and industry in a poor
+tradesman, will sometimes spread through a neighbourhood, when others see
+how successful he is; and thus so many useful members are gained, for
+which the whole body of the public is the better. Whoever is blessed with
+a true public spirit, God will certainly put it in his way to make use of
+that blessing, for the ends it was given him, by some means or other: and
+therefore it hath been observed, in most ages that the greatest actions
+for the benefit of the commonwealth, have been performed by the wisdom or
+courage, the contrivance or industry, of particular men, and not of
+numbers, and that the safety of a kingdom hath often been owing to those
+hands whence it was least expected.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</a></span>But, <i>secondly</i>, It is often in the power of the meanest among mankind to
+do mischief to the public, and hence arise most of those miseries with
+which the states and kingdoms of the earth are infested. How many great
+princes have been murdered by the meanest ruffians!</p>
+
+<p>The weakest hand can open a flood-gate to drown a country, which a
+thousand of the strongest cannot stop. Those who have thrown off all
+regard for public good, will often have it in their way to do public evil,
+and will not fail to exercise that power whenever they can.</p>
+
+<p>The greatest blow given of late to this kingdom, was by the dishonesty of
+a few manufacturers; by imposing bad wares at foreign markets, in almost
+the only traffic permitted to us, did half ruin that trade; by which this
+poor unhappy kingdom still suffers in the midst of sufferings. I speak not
+here of persons in high stations who ought to be free from all reflection,
+and are supposed always to intend the welfare of the community: but we now
+find by experience, that the meanest instrument may, by the concurrence of
+accidents, have it in his power to bring a whole kingdom to the very brink
+of destruction, and is at this present endeavouring to finish his work;
+and hath agents among ourselves who are contented to see their own country
+undone, to be small sharers in that iniquitous gain, which at last<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</a></span> must
+end in their own ruin, as well as ours. I confess it was chiefly the
+consideration of that great danger we are in, which engaged me to
+discourse to you on this subject, to exhort you to a love of your country,
+and a public spirit, when all you have is at stake; to prefer the interest
+of your prince and your fellow-subjects, before that of one destructive
+impostor, and a few of his adherents.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps it may be thought by some, that this way of discoursing is not so
+proper from the pulpit. But, surely, when an open attempt is made, and far
+carried on, to make a great kingdom one large poorhouse, to deprive us of
+all means to exercise hospitality or charity, to turn our cities and
+churches into ruins, to make the country a desert for wild beasts and
+robbers, to destroy all arts and sciences, all trades and manufactures,
+and the very tillage of the ground, only to enrich one obscure,
+ill-designing projector and his followers; it is time for the pastor to
+cry out, &#8220;that the wolf is getting into his flock,&#8221; to warn them to stand
+together, and all to consult the common safety. And God be praised for His
+infinite goodness in raising such a spirit of union among us, at least in
+this point, in the midst of all our former divisions; which union, if it
+continue, will in all probability defeat the pernicious design of this
+pestilent enemy to the nation!</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</a></span>But hence it clearly follows how necessary the love of our country, or a
+public spirit, is, in every particular man, since the wicked have so many
+opportunities of doing public mischief. Every man is upon his guard for
+his private advantage; but where the public is concerned, he is apt to be
+negligent, considering himself as only one among two or three millions,
+among whom the loss is equally shared; and thus, he thinks, he can be no
+great sufferer. Meanwhile the trader, the farmer, and the shopkeeper,
+complain of the hardness and deadness of the times, and wonder whence it
+comes; while it is in a great measure owing to their own folly, for want
+of that love of their country, and public spirit and firm union among
+themselves, which are so necessary to the prosperity of every nation.</p>
+
+<p>Another method, by which the meanest wicked man may have it in his power
+to injure the public, is false accusation; whereof this kingdom hath
+afforded too many examples; neither is it long since no man, whose
+opinions were thought to differ from those in fashion could safely
+converse beyond his nearest friends, for fear of being sworn against, as a
+traitor, by those who made a traffic of perjury and subornation; by which
+the very peace of the nation was disturbed, and men fled from each other
+as they would from a lion or a bear got loose.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</a></span> And it is very remarkable,
+that the pernicious project now in hand, to reduce us to beggary, was
+forwarded by one of these false accusers, who had been convicted of
+endeavouring, by perjury and subornation, to take away the lives of
+several innocent persons here among us; and, indeed, there could not be a
+more proper instrument for such a work.</p>
+
+<p>Another method, by which the meanest people may do injury to the public,
+is the spreading of lies and false rumours; thus raising a distrust among
+the people of a nation, causing them to mistake their true interest, and
+their enemies for their friends; and this hath been likewise too
+successful a practice among us, where we have known the whole kingdom
+misled by the grossest lies, raised upon occasion to serve some particular
+turn. As it hath also happened in the case I lately mentioned, where one
+obscure man, by representing our wants where they were least, and
+concealing them where they were greatest, had almost succeeded in a
+project of utterly ruining this whole kingdom; and may still succeed, if
+God doth not continue that public spirit, which He hath almost
+miraculously kindled in us upon this occasion.</p>
+
+<p>Thus we see the public is many times, as it were, at the mercy of the
+meanest instrument, who can be wicked<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</a></span> enough to watch opportunities of
+doing it mischief, upon the principles of avarice or malice, which I am
+afraid are deeply rooted in too many breasts, and against which there can
+be no defence, but a firm resolution in all honest men, to be closely
+united and active in showing their love to their country, by preferring
+the public interest to their present private advantage. If a passenger, in
+a great storm at sea, should hide his goods, that they might not be thrown
+overboard to lighten the ship, what would be the consequence? The ship is
+cast away, and he loses his life and goods together.</p>
+
+<p>We have heard of men, who, through greediness of gain, have brought
+infected goods into a nation; which bred a plague, whereof the owners and
+their families perished first. Let those among us consider this and
+tremble, whose houses are privately stored with those materials of beggary
+and desolation, lately brought over to be scattered like a pestilence
+among their countrymen, which may probably first seize upon themselves and
+their families, until their houses shall be made a dunghill.</p>
+
+<p>I shall mention one practice more, by which the meanest instruments often
+succeed in doing public mischief; and this is, by deceiving us with
+plausible arguments, to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</a></span> make us believe that the most ruinous project
+they can offer is intended for our good, as it happened in the case so
+often mentioned. For the poor ignorant people, allured by the appearing
+convenience in their small dealings, did not discover the serpent in the
+brass, but were ready, like the Israelites, to offer incense to it;
+neither could the wisdom of the nation convince them, until some, of good
+intentions, made the cheat so plain to their sight, that those who run may
+read. And thus the design was to treat us, in every point, as the
+Philistines treated Samson (I mean when he was betrayed by Delilah), first
+to put out our eyes, and then to bind us with fetters of brass.</p>
+
+<p>I proceed to the last thing I proposed, which was to show you that all
+wilful injuries done to the public, are very great and aggravating in the
+sight of God.</p>
+
+<p><i>First</i>, It is apparent from Scripture, and most agreeable to reason, that
+the safety and welfare of nations are under the most peculiar care of
+God&#8217;s providence. Thus He promised Abraham to save Sodom, if only ten
+righteous men could be found in it. Thus the reason which God gave to
+Jonah for not destroying Nineveh was, because there were six score
+thousand men in that city.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</a></span>All government is from God, who is the God of order; and therefore whoever
+attempts to breed confusion or disturbances among a people, doth his
+utmost to take the government of the world out of God&#8217;s hands, and to put
+it into the hands of the devil, who is the author of confusion. By which
+it is plain, that no crime, how heinous soever, committed against
+particular persons, can equal the guilt of him who does injury to the
+public.</p>
+
+<p><i>Secondly</i>, All offenders against their country lie under this grievous
+difficulty: that it is impossible to obtain a pardon or make restitution.
+The bulk of mankind are very quick at resenting injuries, and very slow at
+forgiving them: and how shall one man be able to obtain the pardon of
+millions, or repair the injury he hath done to millions? How shall those,
+who, by a most destructive fraud, got the whole wealth of our neighbouring
+kingdom into their hands, be ever able to make a recompense? How will the
+authors and promoters of that villainous project, for the ruin of this
+poor country, be able to account with us for the injuries they have
+already done, although they should no farther succeed? The deplorable care
+of such wretches must entirely be left to the unfathomable mercies of God:
+for those who know the least in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</a></span> religion are not ignorant, that without
+our utmost endeavours to make restitution to the person injured, and to
+obtain his pardon, added to a sincere repentance, there is no hope of
+salvation given in the Gospel.</p>
+
+<p><i>Lastly</i>, All offences against our own country have this aggravation, that
+they are ungrateful and unnatural. It is to our country we owe those laws,
+which protect us in our lives, our liberties, our properties, and our
+religion. Our country produced us into the world, and continues to nourish
+us, so that it is usually called our mother; and there have been examples
+of great magistrates, who have put their own children to death for
+endeavouring to betray their country, as if they had attempted the life of
+their natural parent.</p>
+
+<p>Thus I have briefly shown you how terrible a sin it is to be an enemy to
+our country, in order to incite you to the contrary virtue, which at this
+juncture is so highly necessary, when every man&#8217;s endeavour will be of
+use. We have hitherto been just able to support ourselves under many
+hardships; but now the axe is laid to the root of the tree, and nothing
+but a firm union among us can prevent our utter undoing. This we are
+obliged to, in duty to our gracious King, as well as to ourselves.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</a></span> Let us
+therefore preserve that public spirit, which God hath raised in us, for
+our own temporal interest. For, if this wicked project should succeed,
+which it cannot do but by our own folly; if we sell ourselves for nought,
+the merchant, the shopkeeper, the artificer, must fly to the desert with
+their miserable families, there to starve, or live upon rapine, or at
+least exchange their country for one more hospitable than that where they
+were born.</p>
+
+<p>Thus much I thought it my duty to say to you who are under my care, to
+warn you against those temporal evils which may draw the worst of
+spiritual evils after them; such as heart-burnings, murmurings,
+discontents, and all manner of wickedness, which a desperate condition of
+life may tempt men to.</p>
+
+<p>I am sensible that what I have now said will not go very far, being
+confined to this assembly; but I hope it may stir up others of my brethren
+to exhort their several congregations, after a more effectual manner, to
+show their love for their country on this important occasion. And this, I
+am sure, cannot be called meddling in affairs of state.</p>
+
+<p>I pray God protect his most gracious Majesty, and his kingdom long under
+his government; and defend<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</a></span> us from all ruinous projectors, deceivers,
+suborners perjurers, false accusers, and oppressors; from the virulence of
+party and faction; and unite us in loyalty to our King, love to our
+country, and charity to each other.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center"><small>LONDON:<br />
+PRINTED BY GILBERT AND RIVINGTON, LIMITED,<br />
+ST. JOHN&#8217;S HOUSE, CLERKENWELL ROAD.</small></p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><strong>Footnotes:</strong></p>
+
+<p><a name='f_1' id='f_1' href='#fna_1'>[1]</a> See the &#8220;Proposal for the Use of Irish Manufactures.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_2' id='f_2' href='#fna_2'>[2]</a> Four score and ten thousand, this runs throughout the first edition.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_3' id='f_3' href='#fna_3'>[3]</a> A coarse kind of barley.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_4' id='f_4' href='#fna_4'>[4]</a> At that time the Speaker of the Irish House of Commons.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_5' id='f_5' href='#fna_5'>[5]</a> An allusion to the debasement of the coin by James II. during his
+unfortunate campaign in Ireland.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_6' id='f_6' href='#fna_6'>[6]</a> An equestrian statue of George I. at Essex Bridge, Dublin.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_7' id='f_7' href='#fna_7'>[7]</a> The Duke of Grafton.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_8' id='f_8' href='#fna_8'>[8]</a> Mr. Hopkins, the Duke of Grafton&#8217;s secretary.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_9' id='f_9' href='#fna_9'>[9]</a> Lord Carteret, afterwards Earl Granville. As the ally of Bolingbroke,
+and opponent of Walpole, he was to some extent a favourite of Swift.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_10' id='f_10' href='#fna_10'>[10]</a> This was especially the case in the reign of William III., when the
+doctrine of English supremacy was assumed in order to discredit the
+authority of the Irish Parliament summoned by James II.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_11' id='f_11' href='#fna_11'>[11]</a> William Molineux, the friend of Locke, who wrote a pamphlet,
+published in 1698, against the oppressive laws adopted by England in
+regard to Irish Manufactures.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_12' id='f_12' href='#fna_12'>[12]</a> There was a certain amount of truth in this. The Dean&#8217;s butler acted
+as amanuensis.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_13' id='f_13' href='#fna_13'>[13]</a> Articles mentioned in the indictment and proclamation.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_14' id='f_14' href='#fna_14'>[14]</a> His &#8220;Proposal for the Universal Use of Irish Manufactures.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_15' id='f_15' href='#fna_15'>[15]</a> The first &#8220;Letter.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_16' id='f_16' href='#fna_16'>[16]</a> The second and third &#8220;Letters.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_17' id='f_17' href='#fna_17'>[17]</a> The fourth &#8220;Letter,&#8221; the cause of the indictment and proclamation.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_18' id='f_18' href='#fna_18'>[18]</a> Printers.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_19' id='f_19' href='#fna_19'>[19]</a> He probably speaks of himself.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_20' id='f_20' href='#fna_20'>[20]</a> The &#8220;Proposal for the Use of Irish Manufactures.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_21' id='f_21' href='#fna_21'>[21]</a> Though he signed the proclamation against the author of the Drapier&#8217;s
+Letters, Lord Middleton was himself inimical to Wood&#8217;s project.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_22' id='f_22' href='#fna_22'>[22]</a> The printer of the Drapier&#8217;s Letters.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_23' id='f_23' href='#fna_23'>[23]</a> Undertakers:&mdash;a name which was, in Charles II.&#8217;s time applied to
+those ministers who gained power by undertaking to carry through pet
+measures of the Crown. Swift here uses it ambiguously.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_24' id='f_24' href='#fna_24'>[24]</a> The Earl of Sunderland.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_25' id='f_25' href='#fna_25'>[25]</a> The obligation arising from their having sworn allegiance to him.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_26' id='f_26' href='#fna_26'>[26]</a> The memorial was written by Sir John Browne.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_27' id='f_27' href='#fna_27'>[27]</a> Ireland was, for political reasons, much favoured by the Crown,
+during the reigns of Charles II. and James II.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_28' id='f_28' href='#fna_28'>[28]</a> England.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_29' id='f_29' href='#fna_29'>[29]</a> Scotland and Ireland.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_30' id='f_30' href='#fna_30'>[30]</a> The Irish Sea.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_31' id='f_31' href='#fna_31'>[31]</a> The Pict&#8217;s Wall.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_32' id='f_32' href='#fna_32'>[32]</a> An allusion to the border raids of the Highlanders.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_33' id='f_33' href='#fna_33'>[33]</a> Charles I.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_34' id='f_34' href='#fna_34'>[34]</a> The Lord-Lieutenant.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_35' id='f_35' href='#fna_35'>[35]</a> An allusion to the strained relations between England and Scotland,
+caused by the passing of the Scottish Act of Security.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_36' id='f_36' href='#fna_36'>[36]</a> The Union.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_37' id='f_37' href='#fna_37'>[37]</a> An allusion to the Irish linen trade.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_38' id='f_38' href='#fna_38'>[38]</a> An allusion to the Scotch Colonists in Ulster.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_39' id='f_39' href='#fna_39'>[39]</a> Dr. William King, the friend and correspondent of Swift.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_40' id='f_40' href='#fna_40'>[40]</a> It was the practice among the farmers to wear out their ground with
+ploughing, neither manuring nor letting it lie fallow; and when their
+leases were nearly out, they even ploughed their meadows, so that the
+landlords, unable to check them by other means, were obliged to resort to
+this pernicious measure.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_41' id='f_41' href='#fna_41'>[41]</a> Putting up at auction.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_42' id='f_42' href='#fna_42'>[42]</a> A project for establishing an Irish Bank, which was soon after placed
+before Parliament, but rejected.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_43' id='f_43' href='#fna_43'>[43]</a> The Right Honourable Walter Carey. He was Secretary to the Duke of
+Dorset when Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland.</p>
+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Ireland in the Days of Dean Swift, by
+Jonathan Swift and J. Bowles (John Bowles) Daly, Edited by J. Bowles (John
+Bowles) Daly
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+Title: Ireland in the Days of Dean Swift
+ Irish Tracts, 1720 to 1734
+
+
+Author: Jonathan Swift and J. Bowles (John Bowles) Daly
+
+Editor: J. Bowles (John Bowles) Daly
+
+Release Date: August 21, 2011 [eBook #37156]
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+
+IRELAND IN THE DAYS OF DEAN SWIFT.
+
+London:
+Printed by Gilbert and Rivington, Limited,
+St. John's House, Clerkenwell Road.
+
+
+IRELAND IN THE DAYS OF DEAN SWIFT.
+
+(_Irish Tracts, 1720 To 1734._)
+
+
+by
+
+J. BOWLES DALY, LL.D.
+
+Author of "Broken Ideals," "Radical Pioneers of the 18th Century,"
+etc., etc.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+London--Chapman and Hall,
+Limited.
+1887.
+
+
+
+
+ TO THE RIGHT HON. JOHN MORLEY, M.P.,
+ THE FIRST CHIEF SECRETARY OF IRELAND
+ WHOSE UNFLINCHING COURAGE AND OUTSPOKEN SYMPATHY
+ HAS SECURED HIM THE GRATITUDE OF THE IRISH PEOPLE,
+ THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED WITH THE ADMIRATION OF
+ THE AUTHOR.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ INTRODUCTION 1
+
+ THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS 25
+
+ THE ADDRESS TO THE JURY 131
+
+ SWIFT'S DESCRIPTION OF QUILCA 137
+
+ ANSWER TO A PAPER 142
+
+ MAXIMS CONTROLLED 151
+
+ A SHORT VIEW OF THE STATE OF IRELAND, 1727 162
+
+ THE STORY OF THE INJURED LADY 174
+
+ THE ANSWER TO THE INJURED LADY 184
+
+ A LETTER TO THE ARCHBISHOP OF DUBLIN, CONCERNING THE
+ WEAVERS 187
+
+ TWO LETTERS ON SUBJECTS RELATIVE TO THE IMPROVEMENT
+ OF IRELAND 198
+
+ THE PRESENT MISERABLE STATE OF IRELAND 216
+
+ "A PROPOSAL FOR THE UNIVERSAL USE OF IRISH
+ MANUFACTURES." 1720 227
+
+ A MODEST PROPOSAL. 1729 240
+
+ A CHARACTER, PANEGYRIC, AND DESCRIPTION OF THE
+ LEGION CLUB, 1736 254
+
+ ON DOING GOOD 264
+
+
+
+
+IRELAND IN THE DAYS OF DEAN SWIFT.
+
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION.
+
+
+The shifting combinations of party, from the settlement of the
+constitution at the Revolution to a later period, is an attractive study
+to any who wish to find the origin of abuses which have long vexed the
+political life of England. Besides, it is wholesome and instructive to be
+carried away from the modern difficulty to the broader issues which have
+gradually led to the present complication.
+
+William III. was a Whig, and his successor a Tory, but except for short
+periods no Tory party was able in either reign to carry on the government
+upon Tory principles. William made no complete change of ministry during
+his reign, only modifying its composition according to what appeared the
+prevailing sentiment of the parliament or the nation. It was composed of
+both parties; the Whigs predominated till the close of the reign, when
+their opponents acquired ascendency. Anne's first ministry was Tory, but a
+change was soon wrought by a favourite of the court who happened to be a
+Whig and who soon turned the scale. Some knowledge of the character of the
+monarch is indispensable to a clear understanding of the times. In 1702,
+Anne ascended the throne. The queen's notions of government were those of
+her family--narrow and despotic. She would have been as arbitrary in her
+conduct as Elizabeth, but that her actions were restrained by the
+imbecility of her mind. The queen was the constant slave of favourites
+who, in their turn, were the tools of intriguing politicians. Events of
+the greatest importance were crowded into the short space of the twelve
+years which covered her reign, and the most distinguished intellects
+adorned the period.
+
+It was because the queen was fascinated by the Duchess of Marlborough that
+her reign was adorned by the glories of Ramillies and Blenheim: it was
+because Mrs. Abigail Masham artfully supplanted her benefactress in royal
+favour, that a stop was put to the war which ravaged the Continent, while
+by a chambermaid's intrigue Bolingbroke triumphed over his rival, the Earl
+of Oxford.
+
+During the first part of Anne's reign, Marlborough was paramount in the
+Houses of Parliament and his wife in the closet. The Tories came into
+power on the queen's accession, with Marlborough and Godolphin as leaders.
+They substantially maintained the policy of King William in prosecuting
+the war with France, which resulted in making England illustrious in
+Europe.
+
+Whig principles soon acquired a decided majority in the House, when an act
+of national importance took place, the effect of which thrilled the
+empire. The queen and the duchess quarrelled, and the intriguing
+waiting-maid stepped into the latter's place. Besides the queen's whims
+she had a superstitious reverence for the Church; and had been taught to
+regard the Whigs as Republicans and Dissenters, who wished to subvert the
+monarchy. Harley traded on this weakness through the instrumentality of
+Mrs. Masham. This lady was used by him to oust Marlborough and Godolphin,
+and she continued the tool of Harley and St. John, who now became the
+chiefs of the new ministry. A jealousy between these two ministers
+afterwards sprang up, which finally resulted in a quarrel and separation.
+St. John, created Viscount Bolingbroke, plotted with Mrs. Masham to
+procure the crown for the Pretender, but the cabal oozed out and alarmed
+the Tories. The last night of the queen's life was spent in listening to
+an open quarrel between the waiting-maid and the minister. At two o'clock
+in the morning she went out of the room to die; she had strength, however,
+to defeat the schemers by consigning the staff of state to Lord
+Shrewsbury. "Take it," she said, "for the good of my country." They were
+the last, perhaps the most pathetic words of her life. When Bolingbroke
+was defeated, the Whigs came into power and continued in office till the
+reign of George III.
+
+It was during the reign of William III. that Swift began his political
+career as a Whig. His patron, Sir William Temple, introduced him to the
+king, who was so impressed with his talents that he offered to make him a
+captain of dragoons. Had he accepted this offer, he might have become a
+second Cromwell. As this distinction was declined, the king promised to
+see to his future interest. On the death of Temple, Swift edited the works
+of his patron, dedicated them to the sovereign, and reminded him of his
+promise. Neither the dedication nor the memorial was noticed. Swift had to
+fall back on the post of chaplain and private secretary to the Earl of
+Berkeley, one of the Lords Justices of Ireland. He became a political
+writer on the side of the Whigs, and associated with Addison, Steele, and
+Halifax. From the party leaders he received scores of promises and in the
+end was neglected. The cup of preferment was twice dashed from his hand;
+on the first occasion when Lord Berkeley would have given him a bishopric,
+his name was vetoed by the Primate on the grounds of his youth, and on the
+second when he was named for a vacant canonry, but at the last moment the
+prize was given to another.
+
+During Anne's reign Swift paid frequent visits to England, and became
+closely connected with the leading Tories. In 1710 he broke with the Whigs
+and united with Harley and the Tory administration. The five last years of
+Anne's government found him playing a prominent part in English politics
+as the leading political writer of the Tories. He was on terms of the
+closest intimacy with Oxford (Harley) and Bolingbroke, and attempted to
+heal the breach between the rival statesmen. He helped the Tories in a
+paper called the _Examiner_, upholding the policy of the ministers and
+supplying his party with the arguments they would have used if they had
+had the brains to think of them. This series of articles culminated in the
+"Conduct of the Allies," a pamphlet which brought about the disgrace of
+Marlborough and made the peace popular. In it the author denounced the war
+as the plot of a ring of Whig stock-jobbers and monied men. These weekly
+papers in the _Examiner_ produced a great effect upon the public mind and
+called forth a multitude of opponents. Swift gave the Press the wonderful
+position it holds now. He almost created the "leading article;" and though
+his contributions will not bear comparison with the light style of our own
+day, they suited his times. They were written in a plain, homely style,
+for Swift had a thorough contempt for abstract thought and abstract
+politics; indeed, his low estimate of men convinced him that they were
+about as good for flying as for thinking. Mr. Leslie Stephen aptly states
+that Swift's pamphlets were rather "blows than words;" he had serious
+political effects to produce, and what he had to prove it was necessary to
+say in plain words, for honest Tory squires of the country party to
+understand and obey.
+
+The _Examiner_, the _Medley_, the _Tattler_, and the pamphlets of that day
+bear no analogy to the modern newspaper; their influence did not penetrate
+to the lower classes of the community, who were still without education.
+
+Swift is condemned by many who are not conversant with his character, his
+writings, or the times in which he lived. In detached views, no man was
+more liable to be misunderstood; his individual acts must be compared
+with his entire conduct, in order to give him his proper place in the
+gallery of historical characters. The charge of deserting his party is
+answered by Dr. Johnson, whose evidence is of greater value as he never
+professed to be his friend. "Swift, by early education, had been
+associated with the Whigs; but he deserted them when they deserted their
+principles, yet he never ran into the opposite extreme; for he continued
+throughout his life to retain the disposition which he assigned to the
+Church of England man, of thinking commonly with the Whigs of the State
+and with the Tories of the Church."
+
+"Swift," say his opponents, "rails at the whole human race;" so he does,
+and so do we all, at particular times and seasons; when long experience
+has shown us the selfishness of some, the hollowness of others, and the
+base ingratitude of the world. Not having lifted his voice in protestation
+against the terrible penal laws inflicted on his Catholic brethren, and
+enacted before his door, is, perhaps, the heaviest indictment brought
+against his name, and the one which, on examination, will prove the most
+futile. He was the last man who, from his connection with a discarded Tory
+party, could have taken action with any effect; for if he had made the
+attempt, and if complaints had originated from it, they would have been
+interpreted into murmurs of rebellion. One revolt had been put down in
+Scotland, in which it was supposed that every Catholic in Ireland was
+implicated, and another which was hatching in the country, broke out in
+1745; consequently, any interference of Swift on behalf of the Roman
+Catholics would have drawn upon him the total displeasure of the
+government and have caused him to be voted an enemy to his country, as was
+done in the case of Lucas, twenty years after. His words on another
+occasion show that he was not wanting in sympathy towards the native
+Irish. "The English should be ashamed of the reproaches they cast on their
+ignorance, dullness, and want of courage; defects arising only from the
+poverty and slavery they suffer from their inhuman neighbours, and the
+base, corrupt spirit of too many of the gentry. By such treatment as this
+the very Grecians are grown slavish, ignorant, and superstitious. I do
+assert that from several experiments I have made in travelling in both
+England and Ireland, I have found the poor cottagers in the latter
+kingdom, who could speak our language, to have a much better natural taste
+for good sense, humour, and raillery than ever I observed among people of
+the sort in England. But the million of oppressions the national Irish lie
+under, the tyranny of their landlords, the ridiculous zeal of their
+priests and the general misery of the whole nation, have been enough to
+damp the best spirits under the sun."
+
+When Swift's friends were out of power, Oxford no longer at Court and
+Bolingbroke in exile, he returned to Ireland, and after visiting several
+parts of the country, and making himself acquainted with the exact
+condition of the people, he took up the cause of Ireland with a vigour
+rarely exhibited by any patriot. The last twenty-five years of his sane
+life were given to his country, during which time he devoted almost all
+his energy to Irish concerns. His stern sense of justice prompted him to
+lay bare the wrongs of his native land with the cool calculation of a
+banker examining accounts, or that of a surgeon cutting open a tumour. His
+letters, pamphlets, and sermons are full of allusions to the miseries and
+disabilities of the Irish. In writing to Pope, he disclaims the title of
+Patriot, and gives us exactly his motive. "What I do," he says, "is owing
+to perfect rage and resentment, and the mortifying sight of slavery,
+folly, and baseness about me, among which I am forced to live." It is said
+that he was a disappointed, mortified man. I allow he was. Swift was
+ill-used as well as his country. Was he therefore not to resent the
+injuries offered her because wrongs were heaped on himself, or, after
+remaining quiet under the disappointments of years, are we to suppose
+that at the end of that period his own private grievances ceased to be
+intolerable, and that the public provocations which became urgent had no
+effect upon him?
+
+About 1720, a narrow, exclusive clique governed Ireland in avowed contempt
+of all phases of Irish opinion. The need of reform had occupied the
+attention only of an insignificant handful. None had yet succeeded in
+rousing a national spirit to resist the people's wrongs, an
+over-insistence of which wrongs was looked upon as veiled Jacobitism. No
+doubt Swift's first motive was opposition to Walpole and his party. He
+looked back with bitterness to the fall of his friends. He disliked the
+cant of the Whigs and their travesty of liberty; from that moment his real
+interest in Ireland began. Swift scorned Jacobitism, and had a righteous
+contempt for "divine right and absolute prerogative." He justified the
+Revolution; was opposed to a Popish successor; had a mortal antipathy to a
+standing army in time of peace; desired that parliaments should be annual;
+disliked the monied interest in opposition to the territorial; feared the
+growth of the national debt; and dreaded further encroachments on the
+liberty of the subject. He believed the Whig government of Ireland to be
+founded on corruption. All these opinions went to swell the current of
+his indignation against Irish wrongs, and it was in consequence of them
+that he lashed the government with his scorpion pen.
+
+The papers written by Swift during the years 1720 to 1734 are now little
+studied by the people or their representatives; nevertheless, if carefully
+examined, they will be found useful in throwing light upon the unsolved
+problem. They deal with everything connected with the country: with banks,
+currency, agriculture, fisheries, grazing, beggars, planting,
+bog-reclaiming and road-making; and all in a style peculiarly his own, a
+style seldom equalled and never surpassed. His pictures of the state of
+the country present curious parallels to what we find to-day. There are,
+of course, references to grievances which have long ceased to exist; such
+as the penal laws, and the restriction on trade, but there are many
+long-standing evils which are not much better now than they were in
+Swift's day. The rack-renting, absentee landlords are more numerous in
+1887 than they were in 1730, while the improvements effected by the
+tenants were as much a dead loss of capital in the time of Swift, as in
+the days of Gladstone.
+
+The secret of Swift's forcible utterances is that he infused himself into
+everything he wrote; and his writings, in consequence, exhibit, not merely
+his intellectual power, but also his moral nature, his principles, his
+prejudices, even his temper. Swift possessed the most masculine intellect
+of his age, and was the most earnest thinker of his times. He wrote like a
+man of the world, and a gentleman; scorning the conceits of rhetorical
+flourish, and never stooping to _ad misericordiam_ appeals for sympathy.
+
+Of all writers of the English language, his style most approximates to
+that of the old orators of Greece in force, rapidity, directness,
+dexterity, luminous statement, and honest homeliness. The reader is
+impelled with his vigour, as a soldier by the blast of a trumpet; while
+his feelings are captivated by his author's manifest sincerity; his
+outburst of derisive scorn and withering invective, alternately heat and
+chill the blood. Perhaps his merit is most revealed in the profound
+sagacity of his political observations, infusing into his country that
+spirit which enabled her to demand those rights she at last established.
+Swift's character rose in Ireland with his defence of it in 1724; for, by
+his conduct then, he acquired an esteem and influence which can never be
+forgotten. The question of consideration at that day was not whether
+Wood's halfpence were good or bad:--the question was, whether an
+enterprising manufacturer of copper should prevail against Ireland. An
+insulting patent, obtained in the most insidious way, was issued by the
+British Cabinet without consulting the legitimate rulers of the country.
+Against it the grand juries protested, the corporations protested, the
+Irish parliament protested. All failed. At last there stood forth a
+private clergyman, whose party was proscribed and himself persecuted, and
+he carried the country at his back and forced the British minister to
+retire within his trenches. Ireland, trampled on by a British minister, by
+a British and Irish parliament; Ireland that had lost her trade, her
+judicature, her parliament; sunk with the weight of oppression, prevails
+under the direction of a solitary priest, who not only inspired but
+instructed his countrymen in a magnificent vindication of their liberty
+and the most noble repudiation of dependence ever taught a nation; telling
+them, "that by the law of God, of nature, of nations, and of their country
+they are and ought to be as free a people as their brethren in England."
+
+The patriot rose above the divine. He taught his country to protest
+against her grievances, and gave her a spirit by which she redressed them.
+Besides, he created a public opinion in "a nation of slaves" and used it
+as a political force against a vicious system of government. "For my own
+part," says Swift, referring to the imposition of the copper coinage, "who
+am but a man of obscure condition, I do solemnly declare in the presence
+of Almighty God that I will suffer the most ignominious torturing death,
+rather than submit to receive this accursed coin, or any other that shall
+be liable to these objections, until they shall be forced upon me by a law
+of my own country, and if that shall ever happen, I will transport myself
+into some foreign land, and eat the bread of poverty among a free people."
+
+And who was this man who touched with fire the hearts of a nation and
+played on their feelings as a skilful musician runs his fingers over the
+keys of an instrument? A simple journalist, of obscure origin, without
+rank or station, with nothing but a beggarly Irish living to fall back
+upon, yet endowed with heaven-born genius and the pride of an insulted
+god. He treated art like man: with the same sovereign pride scribbling his
+articles in haste, scorning the wretched necessity for reading them over,
+putting his name to nothing he wrote; letting every piece make its way on
+its own merits, recommended by none. Swift had the soul of a dictator and
+the heart of a woman.
+
+This self-devouring heart could not understand the callousness and
+indifference of the world. He asked: "Do not the corruptions and
+villainies of men eat your flesh and consume your spirits?" Swift, like
+his great Master, was moved by compassion for the multitude. He knew what
+poverty and scorn were, even at an age when the mind expands and the path
+of life is sown with generous hopes. At that time, his career was crushed
+with the iron ring of poverty; maintained by the alms of his family;
+secretary to a flattered, gouty courtier, at the magnificent salary of
+20_l._ a year, and a seat at the servants' table: obliged to submit to the
+whims of my lord and the fancies of an acidulous virgin, my lord's sister;
+lured with false hopes; and forced, after an attempt at independence, to
+resume the livery which scorched his soul. When writing his directions to
+servants, he was relating with bitterness what he himself had suffered;
+his proud heart bursting at the memory of indignities received while his
+lips were locked. Under an outward calm, a tempest of wrath and desire
+lashed his soul. Twenty years of insult and humiliation, the inner tempest
+raging, as all his brilliant dreams faded from hope deferred;--such was
+the man who moved his country to its centre and won her eternal gratitude.
+
+In discussing the burning topics of the day, Swift had against him the
+king, his parliament, and all the people of England, together with the
+Irish government and the Irish judges. The Irish parliament, whose cause
+he defended, could not have saved him: that sycophant assembly could not
+save itself, and was besides so lowered and debased by the over-ruling
+power of England, that it was more likely to become his prosecutor than
+his protector. Swift stood like Atlas, unmoved, and so laid the foundation
+of his country's liberty.
+
+"Swift was honoured," says Johnson, "by the populace of Ireland as their
+champion, patron, and instructor, and gained such power as, considered
+both in its extent and duration, scarce any man has ever enjoyed without
+greater wealth or higher station. The benefit was indeed great. He had
+rescued Ireland from a very oppressive and predatory invasion: and the
+popularity which he had gained he was very diligent to keep, by appearing
+forward and zealous on every occasion when the public interest was
+supposed to be involved. He showed clearly that wit, confederated with
+truth, had such fire as authority was not able to resist. He said truly of
+himself that Ireland was his debtor. It was from this time, when he first
+began to patronize the Irish, that they may date their riches and
+prosperity. He taught them first to know their own interest, their weight
+and their strength; and gave them spirit to assert that equality with
+their fellow-subjects, to which they have ever since been making vigorous
+advances, and to claim those rights which they have at last established.
+Nor can they be charged with ingratitude to their benefactor, for they
+reverenced him as a guardian and obeyed him as a dictator."
+
+The birth of political and patriotic spirit in Ireland may be traced to
+the "Drapier's Letters." No agitation that has since taken place in the
+country has been so immediately and completely successful. The whole power
+of the English government was found ineffectual to cope with the
+opposition that had been roused, and marshalled by one man. The Letters
+brought Swift fame and influence, and from the date of their publication,
+he became the most powerful and popular man in Ireland. The Irish obeyed
+his words as if they were the fiat of an oracle.
+
+Swift was no hack writer, lending his pen to any administration that paid
+for his services; his individuality placed him above the herd of writers,
+and he scorned to be used in this way. When Harley sent him a 50_l._
+cheque for his first articles in the _Examiner_, he returned it, and
+haughtily demanded an apology, which was promptly given. He warned the
+ministers that he acted with them on terms of equality, and that he would
+not tolerate even coldness on their part; "for it is what I would hardly
+bear from a crowned head; no subject's favour was worth it." He
+afterwards explained, "If we let these great ministers pretend too much,
+there will be no governing them."
+
+After the publication of the fourth Drapier's Letter, the government
+offered a reward for the apprehension of the printer; Swift was so enraged
+at this proceeding that he suddenly entered the reception-room, elbowed
+his way up to the Lord-Lieutenant, and, with indignation on his
+countenance and thunder in his voice, said: "So, my Lord, this is a
+glorious exploit you performed yesterday in suffering a proclamation
+against a poor shop-keeper, whose only crime is an honest endeavour to
+save his country from ruin;" and then added, with a bitter laugh, "I
+suppose your lordship will expect a statue in copper for your services to
+Mr. Wood."
+
+The accession of George I. exiled Swift to Ireland, at that time the most
+impoverished country on the face of the globe. Swift regarded Dublin as a
+"good enough place to die in." No wonder, when he showed that there were
+not found in it five gentlemen who could give a dinner at which a scholar
+and gentleman could find congenial companionship. Ireland then was in a
+state of national ruin and semi-barbarism; one of the most palpable evils
+of Irish life was absenteeism. It was the habit of the English officials
+elected to remunerative offices, to employ a deputy to perform the duty on
+the tenth of the salary--to come over in batches, landing at Ringsend on
+Saturday night, receiving the sacrament at the nearest church on Sunday
+morning, taking the oaths on Monday in the Courts, and setting sail for
+England in the afternoon, leaving no trace of their existence in Ireland,
+save their names on the civil list as recipients of a salary.
+
+Out of a total rental of 1,800,000_l._ about 600,000_l._ was spent in
+England. There was nothing to encourage a landlord to live in the country;
+no political career was open to him; all the offices in his country went
+to strangers. He was without education or any intellectual interest;
+nothing was left him but lavish displays of brutal luxury, endless
+carouses, and barbaric hospitality. The Irish landlords were despised for
+their rude manners by the fresh importations from England; they repaid
+this contempt on their tenants.
+
+The vast majority of the Catholics were without the protection of the law;
+absolutely ignorant and sunk in an abyss of poverty. The poor peasant, as
+soon as the potatoes were planted, shut up his damp, smoky hut, and
+started soliciting alms through the country: idle and lazy, he wandered
+from house to house. Begging became a recognized profession. Adepts were
+hired to complete the family group, and these shared the spoils of the
+season; girls were debauched, in order that they might, as fictitious
+widows, move compassion and earn alms. In winter they camped together in
+companies; the length and breadth of the country was cursed with a brood
+of hedgers, born of adultery and incest, herding together in troops, when
+the ties of relationship were as completely lost as in a herd of cattle.
+
+The English clique at the Castle were too much occupied in checking
+fancied disaffection and dispensing patronage to secure the support of
+hungry partisans, to care for the welfare of the masses. The local gentry,
+despised by the governing clique, allowed matters to drift from bad to
+worse. The better part of the population left the country in disgust. Such
+was the condition of Ireland when Swift stood out as its defender. The
+wrongs of Ireland cried to heaven for adjustment.
+
+Since the days of Charles II. the Irish had been forbidden to seek a
+market in England for their cattle. Since the last years of William III.
+harsh laws crushed out the woollen trade, restricting it to a precarious
+market formed by a contraband trade with France, every year getting worse.
+Misery wanted only a voice to utter its lamentation. Swift assumed this
+function in his "Proposal for the universal use of manufactures,"
+published in 1720. Comments on the pamphlets are needless.
+
+The evil of absenteeism was of ancient date and the efforts to eradicate
+it still older. By a statute of Richard II., two-thirds of the estate of
+an absentee were forfeited to the Crown. The Lancastrian kings pursued the
+same policy. Henry VIII. made a strong effort to correct the abuse, by
+resuming whole Irish estates of some English nobles who were habitual
+absentees. Under the early Stuarts the same course was pursued, but the
+evil continues to our own day without any abatement. In Swift's time,
+residence had not been encouraged; statutes to enforce it remained on the
+statute-book, but they were a dead letter. The landlord drew the rent from
+Ireland, without helping to pay the taxes. He spent it in England and
+frequently more than the amount, leaving the estates encumbered with
+mortgages in the hands of English mortgagees. The holder of an Irish
+office thought only of its emoluments, and was indignant at any suggestion
+of living in the country burdened with his support, and nominally entitled
+to his services. The land was reduced to a state of bankruptcy and
+desolation; famine swept through it, and the people were perishing in
+thousands. It was at this terrible juncture that Swift put forth in
+despair his "Modest Proposal," one of the last efforts of his marvellous
+genius, and it shamed the government into taking some steps to redress the
+suffering which prevailed.
+
+"Swift's pieces relating to Ireland," says Edmund Burke, "are those of a
+public nature, in which the Dean appears, as usual, in the best light,
+because they do honour to his heart as well as his head, furnishing some
+additional proofs, that though he was very free in his abuse of the
+inhabitants of that country, as well natives as foreigners, he had their
+interest sincerely at heart, and perfectly understood it. His sermon on
+doing good, though peculiarly adapted to Ireland, and Wood's design upon
+it, contains perhaps the best motives to Patriotism that was ever
+delivered within so small a compass."
+
+There is no need to refer here to the other works of genius that came from
+his pen; they are well known. The object of the present writer is to deal
+exclusively with what has reference to Ireland, and while exhibiting Swift
+as a patriot, no attempt is made to exclude his faults or deny his
+imperfections; those faults were redeemed by devoted friendship and noble
+generosity.
+
+His friendship with Addison continued till the day of his death, and so
+strong was the bond between them, that when the two met for an evening,
+they never wished for a third person to support or enliven the
+conversation. Of him, Pope said:--"Nothing of you can die; nothing of you
+can decay; nothing of you can suffer; nothing of you can be obscured or
+locked up from esteem and admiration, except what is at the Deanery. May
+the rest of you be as happy hereafter as honest men may expect and need
+not doubt, while they know that their Maker is merciful." One can imagine
+how dear he was to those friends, when Bolingbroke writes:--"I love you
+for a thousand things, for none more than for the just esteem and love
+which you have for all the sons of Adam." No one esteemed Swift more than
+Lord Carteret, who, when hearing of his illness, wrote:--"That you may
+enjoy the continuation of all happiness is my wish. As to futurity I know
+your name will be remembered, when the names of Kings, Lord-Lieutenants,
+Archbishops, and Parliamentary politicians will be forgotten. At last you
+yourself must fall into oblivion, which may be less than one thousand
+years, though the term may be uncertain and will depend on the progress
+that barbarity and ignorance may make, notwithstanding the sedulous
+endeavours of the great Prelates in this and succeeding ages."
+
+The account of Swift thus coming from men of the greatest genius of their
+age, carries with it incontestable evidence in his favour, and completely
+pulverizes the slanderous accusations heaped on him by his enemies. The
+manly tone of his writing penetrated the character of the whole English
+colony and bore fruit, long after the proud heart was laid at rest in the
+great Irish cathedral. The place is marked by an inscription written by
+himself, and touchingly refers to a time when the heart can no longer be
+tortured with fierce indignation born from the contemplation of licensed
+injustice. The character of Swift has long been vindicated, for animosity
+perishes, but humanity is eternal.
+
+
+
+
+THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS.
+
+
+There was a lack of copper coin in Ireland, which hampered the small
+transactions of the poor, and rendered the payment of weekly or daily
+wages a matter of difficulty. This want was reported to the English
+Cabinet; it was taken up, not as a grievance to be met with redress, but
+as a new opportunity for a job. A patent to make a copper coinage was
+granted to William Wood, a gentleman whose antecedents were not
+creditable. According to the habits of the day, the patent had to pass
+through various officials, each of whom had doubtless to be paid: a sort
+of black-mail on the transaction. The amount of the coinage had to be
+large to enable Wood to recoup himself and make his own profit. It was
+fixed at 108,000_l._, a sum vastly in excess of its need. The greatest
+share of the plunder was to fall to the king's mistress. The Duchess of
+Kendal was to receive 10,000_l._ from Wood, to whom she farmed the patent.
+It was from the bottom to the top a scandalous job, and to add to its
+depravity, it was passed without consulting the responsible governors of
+the country. It was only when all efforts to defeat its passage were
+concluded, that Swift stepped in. The indignation of the country had
+risen to boiling-point; he gave it a voice. In describing the patent,
+Swift exaggerated its consequences. It is absurd to suppose that what he
+said of it was absolutely true, or that Swift thought it to be true. His
+object was to put a scandalous transaction in the grossest aspect
+possible. Swift adopted the ordinary recognized methods of political
+controversy. Apart from exaggeration, there was enough of injustice in the
+matter to justify any language which would tend to remove it.
+
+
+LETTER I.
+
+_To the Tradesmen, Shopkeepers, Farmers, and Country-people in general, of
+the Kingdom of Ireland_,
+
+Concerning the brass halfpence coined by one William Wood, Hardwareman,
+with a design to have them pass in this kingdom!
+
+Wherein is shewn the power of his Patent, the value of his Halfpence, and
+how far every person may be obliged to take the same in payments, and how
+to behave himself, in case such an attempt should be made by Wood, or any
+other person.
+
+(VERY PROPER TO BE KEPT IN EVERY FAMILY.)
+
+By M. B., DRAPIER, 1724.
+
+
+BRETHREN, FRIENDS, COUNTRYMEN, AND FELLOW-SUBJECTS.
+
+What I intend now to say to you, is, next to your duty to God, and the
+care of your salvation, of the greatest concern to yourselves and your
+children; your bread and clothing, and every common necessary of life,
+depend entirely upon it. Therefore I do most earnestly exhort you as men,
+as Christians, as parents, and as lovers of your country, to read this
+paper with the utmost attention, or get it read to you by others; which,
+that you may do at the less expense, I have ordered the printer to sell it
+at the lowest rate.
+
+It is a great fault among you, that when a person writes with no other
+intention than to do you good, you will not be at the pains to read his
+advices. One copy of this paper may serve a dozen of you, which will be
+less than a farthing apiece. It is your folly, that you have no common or
+general interest in your view, not even the wisest among you; neither do
+you know, or inquire, or care, who are your friends, or who are your
+enemies.
+
+About four years ago, a little book was written to advise all people to
+wear the manufactures of this our own dear country.[1] It had no other
+design, said nothing against the King or Parliament, or any persons
+whatever; yet the poor printer was prosecuted two years with the utmost
+violence, and even some weavers themselves (for whose sake it was
+written), being upon the JURY, found him guilty. This would be enough to
+discourage any man from endeavouring to do you good, when you will either
+neglect him, or fly in his face for his pains, and when he must expect
+only danger to himself, and to be fined and imprisoned, perhaps to his
+ruin.
+
+However, I cannot but warn you once more of the manifest destruction
+before your eyes, if you do not behave yourself, as you ought.
+
+I will therefore first tell you the plain story of the fact, and then I
+will lay before you how you ought to act, in common prudence according to
+the laws of your country.
+
+The fact is this: It having been many years since COPPER HALFPENCE OR
+FARTHINGS were last coined in this kingdom, they have been for some time
+very scarce, and many counterfeits passed about under the name of _raps_,
+several applications were made to England that we might have liberty to
+coin new ones, as in former times we did; but they did not succeed. At
+last, one Mr. Wood, a mean ordinary man, a hardware dealer, procured a
+patent under his Majesty's broad seal to coin 108,000_l._[2] in copper for
+this kingdom; which patent, however, did not oblige any one here to take
+them, unless they pleased. Now you must know, that the halfpence and
+farthings in England pass for very little more than they are worth; and if
+you should beat them to pieces, and sell them to the brazier, you would
+not lose much above a penny in a shilling. But Mr. Wood made his halfpence
+of such base metal, and so much smaller than the English ones, that the
+brazier would not give you above a penny of good money for a shilling of
+his; so that this sum of 108,000_l._ in good gold and silver, must be
+given for trash, that will not be worth eight or nine thousand pounds real
+value. But this is not the worst; for Mr. Wood, when he pleases, may, by
+stealth, send over another 108,000_l._, and buy all our goods for eleven
+parts in twelve under the value. For example, if a hatter sells a dozen of
+hats for five shillings apiece, which amounts to three pounds, and
+receives the payment in Wood's coin, he really receives only the value of
+five shillings.
+
+Perhaps you will wonder how such an ordinary fellow as this Mr. Wood could
+have so much interest as to get his Majesty's broad seal for so great a
+sum of bad money to be sent to this poor country; and that all the
+nobility and gentry here could not obtain the same favour, and let us make
+our own halfpence, as we used to do. Now I will make that matter very
+plain: We are at a great distance from the King's court, and have nobody
+there to solicit for us, although a great number of lords and 'squires,
+whose estates are here, and are our countrymen, spend all their lives and
+fortunes there; but this same Mr. Wood was able to attend constantly for
+his own interest; he is an Englishman, and had great friends; and, it
+seems, knew very well where to give money to those that would speak to
+others, that could speak to the King, and would tell a fair story. And his
+Majesty, and perhaps the great lord or lords who advise him, might think
+it was for our country's good; and so, as the lawyers express it, "The
+King was deceived in his grant," which often happens in all reigns. And I
+am sure if his Majesty knew that such a patent, if it should take effect
+according to the desire of Mr. Wood, would utterly ruin this kingdom,
+which has given such great proofs of its loyalty, he would immediately
+recall it, and perhaps show his displeasure to somebody or other; but a
+word to the wise is enough. Most of you must have heard with what anger
+our honourable House of Commons received an account of this Wood's patent.
+There were several fine speeches made upon it, and plain proofs that it
+was all a wicked cheat from the bottom to the top; and several smart votes
+were printed, which that same Wood had the assurance to answer likewise in
+print; and in so confident a way, as if he were a better man than our
+whole Parliament put together.
+
+This Wood, as soon as his patent was passed, or soon after, sends over a
+great many barrels of those halfpence to Cork, and other seaport towns;
+and to get them off, offered a hundred pounds in his coin, for seventy or
+eighty in silver; but the collectors of the King's customs very honestly
+refused to take them, and so did almost everybody else. And since the
+Parliament has condemned them, and desired the King that they might be
+stopped, all the kingdom do abominate them.
+
+But Wood is still working underhand to force his halfpence upon us; and if
+he can, by the help of his friends in England, prevail so far as to get an
+order, that the commissioners and collectors of the King's money shall
+receive them, and that the army is to be paid with them, then he thinks
+his work shall be done. And this is the difficulty you will be under in
+such a case: for the common soldier, when he goes to the market, or
+alehouse, will offer this money; and if it be refused, perhaps he will
+swagger and hector, and threaten to beat the butcher or ale-wife, or take
+the goods by force, and throw them the bad halfpence. In this and the like
+cases, the shopkeeper or victualler, or any other tradesman, has no more
+to do, than to demand ten times the price of his goods, if it is to be
+paid in Wood's money; for example, twenty pence of that money for a quart
+of ale and so in all things else, and not part with his goods till he gets
+the money.
+
+For, suppose you go to an ale-house with that base money, and the landlord
+gives you a quart for four of those halfpence, what must the victualler
+do? his brewer will not be paid in that coin; or, if the brewer should be
+such a fool, the farmers will not take it from them for their bere,[3]
+because they are bound, by their leases, to pay their rent in good and
+lawful money of England; which this is not, nor of Ireland neither; and
+the 'squire, their landlord, will never be so bewitched to take such trash
+for his land; so that it must certainly stop somewhere or other; and
+wherever it stops, it is the same thing, and we are all undone.
+
+The common weight of these halfpence is between four and five to an
+ounce--suppose five, then three shillings and four pence will weigh a
+pound, and consequently twenty shillings will weigh six pounds butter
+weight. Now there are many hundred farmers, who pay two hundred pounds a
+year rent; therefore, when one of these farmers comes with his half-year's
+rent, which is one hundred pounds, it will be at least six hundred
+pounds' weight, which is three horses' load.
+
+If a 'squire has a mind to come to town to buy clothes and wine, and
+spices for himself and family, or perhaps to pass the winter here, he must
+bring with him five or six horses well loaden with sacks, as the farmers
+bring their corn; and when his lady comes in her coach to our shops, it
+must be followed by a car loaded with Mr. Wood's money. And I hope we
+shall have the grace to take it for no more than it is worth.
+
+They say 'Squire Conolly[4] has sixteen thousand pounds a-year; now, if he
+sends for his rent to town, as it is likely he does, he must have two
+hundred and fifty horses to bring up his half-year's rent, and two or
+three great cellars in his house for stowage. But what the bankers will do
+I cannot tell; for I am assured, that some great bankers keep by them
+forty thousand pounds in ready cash, to answer all payments; which sum, in
+Mr. Wood's money, would require twelve hundred horses to carry it.
+
+For my own part, I am already resolved what to do; I have a pretty good
+shop of Irish stuffs and silks; and instead of taking Mr. Wood's bad
+copper, I intend to truck with my neighbours, the butchers, and bakers,
+and brewers, and the rest, goods for goods; and the little gold and
+silver I have, I will keep by me, like my heart's blood, till better
+times, or until I am just ready to starve; and then I will buy Mr. Wood's
+money, as my father did the brass money in King James's time,[5] who could
+buy ten pounds of it with a guinea; and I hope to get as much for a
+pistole, and so purchase bread from those who will be such fools as to
+sell it me. These halfpence, if they once pass, will soon be
+counterfeited, because it may be cheaply done, the stuff is so base. The
+Dutch, likewise, will probably do the same thing, and send them over to us
+to pay for our goods; and Mr. Wood will never be at rest, but coin on: so
+that in some years we shall have at least five times 108,000_l._ of this
+lumber. Now the current money of this kingdom is not reckoned to be above
+four hundred thousand pounds in all; and while there is a silver sixpence
+left, these bloodsuckers will never be quiet. When once the kingdom is
+reduced to such a condition, I will tell you what must be the end: the
+gentlemen of estates will all turn off their tenants for want of payments,
+because, as I told you before, the tenants are obliged by their leases to
+pay sterling, which is lawful current money of England; then they will
+turn their own farmers, as too many of them do already, run all into
+sheep, where they can, keeping only such other cattle as are necessary;
+then they will be their own merchants, and send their wool, and butter,
+and hides, and linen beyond sea, for ready money, and wine, and spices,
+and silks. They will keep only a few miserable cottagers; the farmers must
+rob, or beg, or leave their country; the shopkeepers in this, and every
+other town, must break and starve; for it is the landed man that maintains
+the merchant, and shopkeeper, and handicraftsman.
+
+But when the 'squire turns farmer and merchant himself, all the good money
+he gets from abroad he will hoard up to send for England, and keep some
+poor tailor or weaver and the like in his own house, who will be glad to
+get bread at any rate.
+
+I should never have done, if I were to tell you all the miseries that we
+shall undergo, if we be so foolish and wicked as to take this cursed coin.
+It would be very hard if all Ireland should be put into one scale, and
+this sorry fellow, Wood, into the other; that Mr. Wood should weigh down
+this whole kingdom, by which England gets above a million of good money
+every year clear into their pockets; and that is more than the English do
+by all the world besides.
+
+But your great comfort is, that as his Majesty's patent does not oblige
+you to take this money, so the laws have not given the crown a power of
+forcing the subject to take what money the King pleases; for then, by the
+same reason, we might be bound to take pebble-stones, or cockle-shells, or
+stamped leather, for current coin, if ever we should happen to live under
+an ill prince; who might likewise, by the same power, make a guinea pass
+for ten pounds, a shilling for twenty shillings, and so on; by which he
+would, in a short time, get all the silver and gold of the kingdom into
+his own hands, and leave us nothing but brass or leather, or what he
+pleased. Neither is anything reckoned more cruel and oppressive in the
+French government than their common practice of calling in all their
+money, after they have sunk it very low, and then coining it anew at a
+much higher value; which, however, is not the thousandth part so wicked as
+this abominable project of Mr. Wood. For the French give their subjects
+silver for silver, and gold for gold; but this fellow will not so much as
+give us good brass or copper for our gold and silver, nor even a twelfth
+part of their worth. Having said thus much, I will now go on to tell you
+the judgment of some great lawyers in this matter, whom I fee'd on purpose
+for your sakes, and got their opinions under their hands, that I might be
+sure I went upon good grounds.... I will now, my dear friends, to save you
+the trouble, set before you, in short, what the law obliges you to do, and
+what it does not oblige you to.
+
+First, you are obliged to take all money in payments which is coined by
+the King, and is of the English standard or weight, provided it be of gold
+or silver.
+
+Secondly, you are not obliged to take any money which is not of gold or
+silver; not only the halfpence or farthings of England, but of any other
+country. And it is merely for convenience or ease, that you are content to
+take them; because the custom of coining silver halfpence and farthings
+has long been left off; I suppose on account of their being subject to be
+lost.
+
+Thirdly, much less are you obliged to take those vile halfpence of the
+same Wood, by which you must lose almost eleven pence in every shilling.
+Therefore, my friends, stand to it one and all; refuse this filthy trash.
+It is no treason to rebel against Mr. Wood. His Majesty in his patent,
+obliges nobody to take these halfpence, our gracious prince has no such
+ill-advisers about him; or, if he had, yet you see the laws have not left
+it in the King's power to force us to take any coin but what is lawful, of
+right standard, gold and silver. Therefore you have nothing to fear.
+
+And let me in the next place apply myself particularly to you who are the
+poorer sort of tradesmen. Perhaps you may think you will not be so great
+losers as the rich, if these halfpence should pass; because you seldom see
+any silver, and your customers come to your shops or stalls with nothing
+but brass, which you likewise find hard to be got. But you may take my
+word, whenever this money gains footing among you, you will be utterly
+undone. If you carry these halfpence to a shop for tobacco or brandy, or
+any other thing that you want, the shopkeeper will advance his goods
+accordingly, or else he must break, and leave the key under the door. "Do
+you think I will sell you a yard of tenpenny stuff for twenty of Mr.
+Wood's halfpence? No, not under two hundred at least; neither will I be at
+the trouble of counting, but weigh them in a lump." I will tell you one
+thing farther, that if Mr. Wood's project should take, it would ruin even
+our beggars; for when I give a beggar a halfpenny, it will quench his
+thirst, or go a good way to fill his belly; but the twelfth part of a
+halfpenny will do him no more service than if I should give him three pins
+out of my sleeve.
+
+In short, these halfpence are like "the accursed thing, which," as the
+Scripture tells us, "the children of Israel were forbidden to touch." They
+will run about like the plague, and destroy every one who lays his hand
+upon them. I have heard scholars talk of a man who told the King, that he
+had invented a way to torment people, by putting them into a bull of brass
+with fire under it; but the prince put the projector first into it, to
+make the experiment. This very much resembles the project of Mr. Wood; and
+the like of this may probably be Mr. Wood's fate; that the brass he
+contrived to torment this kingdom with, may prove his own torment, and his
+destruction at last.
+
+N.B. The author of this paper is informed by persons, who have made it
+their business to be exact in their observations on the true value of
+these halfpence, that any person may expect to get a quart of twopenny ale
+for thirty-six of them.
+
+I desire that all families may keep this paper carefully by them, to
+refresh their memories whenever they shall have farther notice of Mr.
+Wood's halfpence, or any other the like imposture.
+
+
+SECOND LETTER.
+
+Walpole recommended his Majesty to compromise the grave issue which had
+risen. An order was issued restricting the importation of Wood's copper
+coin to the sum of 40,000_l._ instead of 108,000_l._, to be current only
+amongst those who should be willing to accept them. But the dispute had
+risen too high to admit of accommodation. The real grievance of this
+measure lay rather in its principle than its immediate effects. The merits
+and details of the question are now laid aside. Even Wood is almost
+forgotten in the vehemence of rage, that a nation should be exposed to the
+menaces or mercies of such an adventurer.
+
+
+LETTER II.
+
+_To Mr. Harding, the Printer_,
+
+On occasion of a paragraph in his newspaper of August 1, 1724, relating to
+Mr. Wood's halfpence.
+
+
+_August 4, 1724._
+
+In your Newsletter of the first instant, there is a paragraph, dated from
+London, July 25, relating to Wood's halfpence; whereby it is plain, what I
+foretold in my letter to the shopkeepers, &c., that this vile fellow would
+never be at rest; and that the danger of our ruin approaches nearer; and
+therefore the kingdom requires new and fresh warning. However, I take this
+paragraph to be, in a great measure, an imposition upon the public; at
+least I hope so, because I am informed that Mr. Wood is generally his own
+newswriter. I cannot but observe from that paragraph, that this public
+enemy of ours, not satisfied to ruin us with his trash, takes every
+occasion to treat this kingdom with the utmost contempt. He represents
+several of our merchants and traders, upon examination before a committee
+of council, agreeing, that there was the utmost necessity of copper money
+here, before his patent; so that several gentlemen have been forced to
+tally with their workmen, and give them bits of cards sealed and
+subscribed with their names. What then? If a physician prescribe to a
+patient a dram of physic, shall a rascal apothecary cram him with a pound,
+and mix it up with poison? And is not a landlord's hand and seal to his
+own labourers a better security for five or ten shillings, than Wood's
+brass, ten times below the real value, can be to the kingdom for a hundred
+and eight thousand pounds?
+
+Who are these merchants and traders of Ireland that made this report of
+the utmost necessity we are under for copper money? They are only a few
+betrayers of their country, confederates with Wood, from whom they are to
+purchase a great quantity of coin, perhaps at half the price that we are
+to take it, and vend it among us to the ruin of the public, and their own
+private advantages. Are not these excellent witnesses, upon whose
+integrity the fate of the kingdom must depend, evidences in their own
+cause, and sharers in this work of iniquity?
+
+If we could have deserved the liberty of coining for ourselves as we
+formerly did--and why we have it not is everybody's wonder as well as
+mine--ten thousand pounds might have been coined here in Dublin of only
+one-fifth below the intrinsic value, and this sum, with the stock of
+halfpence we then had, would have been sufficient. But Wood, by his
+emissaries--enemies to God and this kingdom--has taken care to buy up as
+many of our old halfpence as he could, and from thence the present want of
+change arises; to remove which, by Mr. Wood's remedy, would be to cure a
+scratch on the finger by cutting off the arm. But, supposing there were
+not one farthing of change in the whole nation, I will maintain that
+five-and-twenty thousand pounds would be a sum fully sufficient to answer
+all our occasions. I am no inconsiderable shopkeeper in this town. I have
+discoursed with several of my own and other trades, with many gentlemen
+both of city and country, and also with great numbers of farmers,
+cottagers, and labourers, who all agree that two shillings in change for
+every family would be more than necessary in all dealings. Now, by the
+largest computation--even before that grievous discouragement of
+agriculture, which has so much lessened our numbers--the souls in this
+kingdom are computed to be one million and a half; which allowing six to a
+family, makes two hundred and fifty thousand families, and, consequently,
+two shillings to each family will amount only to five-and-twenty thousand
+pounds; whereas this honest, liberal hardwareman, Wood, would impose upon
+us above four times that sum. Your paragraph relates further, that Sir
+Isaac Newton reported an assay taken at the Tower of Wood's metal, by
+which it appears, that Wood had in all respects performed his contract.
+His contract!--With whom? Was it with the Parliament or people of Ireland?
+Are not they to be the purchasers? But they detest, abhor, and reject it,
+as corrupt, fraudulent, mingled with dirt and trash. Upon which he grows
+angry, goes to law, and will impose his goods upon us by force.
+
+But your newsletter says, that an assay was made of the coin. How impudent
+and insupportable is this! Wood takes care to coin a dozen or two
+halfpence of good metal, sends them to the Tower, and they are approved;
+and these must answer all that he has already coined, or shall coin for
+the future. It is true, indeed, that a gentleman often sends to my shop
+for a pattern of stuff; I cut it fairly off, and, if he likes it, he
+comes, or sends, and compares the pattern with the whole piece, and
+probably we come to a bargain. But if I were to buy a hundred sheep, and
+the grazier should bring me one single wether, fat and well-fleeced, by
+way of pattern, and expect the same price round for the whole hundred,
+without suffering me to see them before he was paid, or giving me good
+security to restore my money for those that were lean, or shorn, or
+scabby, I would be none of his customer. I have heard of a man who had a
+mind to sell his house, and therefore carried a piece of brick in his
+pocket, which he showed as a pattern to encourage purchasers; and this is
+directly the case in point with Mr. Wood's assay.
+
+The next part of the paragraph contains Mr. Wood's voluntary proposals for
+preventing any further objections or apprehensions.
+
+His first proposal is, "That whereas he has already coined seventeen
+thousand pounds, and has copper prepared to make it up forty thousand
+pounds, he will be content to coin no more, unless the EXIGENCIES OF TRADE
+REQUIRE IT, although his patent empowers him to coin a far greater
+quantity."
+
+To which if I were to answer, it should be thus:--"Let Mr. Wood, and his
+crew of founders and tinkers coin on, till there is not an old kettle
+left in the kingdom,--let them coin old leather, tobacco-pipe clay, or the
+dirt in the street, and call their trumpery by what name they please, from
+a guinea to a farthing,--we are not under concern to know how he and his
+tribe of accomplices think fit to employ themselves. But I hope and trust,
+that we are all to a man fully determined to have nothing to do with him
+or his ware."
+
+The King has given him a patent to coin halfpence, but has not obliged us
+to take them; and I have already shown, in my letter to the shopkeepers,
+&c., that the law has not left it in the power of the prerogative to
+compel the subject to take any money besides gold and silver, of the right
+sterling and standard.
+
+Wood further proposes, if I understand him right--for his expressions are
+dubious--that he will not coin above forty thousand pounds, unless the
+exigencies of trade require it.
+
+First, I observe, that this sum of forty thousand pounds is almost double
+to what I proved to be sufficient for the whole kingdom, although we had
+not one of our old halfpence left.
+
+Again, I ask, who is to be judge when the exigencies of trade require it?
+Without doubt he means himself; for as to us of this poor kingdom, who
+must be utterly ruined if this project should succeed, we were never once
+consulted till the matter was over, and he will judge of our exigencies by
+his own. Neither will these ever be at an end till he and his accomplices
+think they have enough; and it now appears, that he will not be content
+with all our gold and silver, but intends to buy up our goods and
+manufactures with the same coin.... His last proposal, being of a peculiar
+strain and nature, deserves to be very particularly considered, both on
+account of the matter and the style. It is as follows:--
+
+"Lastly, in consideration of the direful apprehensions which prevail in
+Ireland, that Mr. Wood will, by such coinage, drain them of their gold and
+silver, he proposes to take their manufactures in exchange, and that no
+person be obliged to receive more than fivepence halfpenny at one
+payment."
+
+First, observe this little impudent hardwareman turning into ridicule the
+direful apprehensions of a whole kingdom, priding himself as the cause of
+them, and daring to prescribe what no King of England ever attempted, how
+far a whole nation shall be obliged to take his brass coin. And he has
+reason to insult; for sure there was never an example in history of a
+great kingdom kept in awe for above a year, in daily dread of utter
+destruction--not by a powerful invader, at the head of twenty thousand
+men--not by a plague or a famine--not by a tyrannical prince (for we never
+had one more gracious), or a corrupt administration--but by one single,
+diminutive, insignificant mechanic.... His proposals conclude with perfect
+high treason. He promises, that no person shall be obliged to receive more
+than fivepence halfpenny of his coin in one payment. By which it is plain,
+that he pretends to oblige every subject in this kingdom to take so much
+in every payment if it be offered; whereas his patent obliges no man, nor
+can the prerogative, by law, claim such a power, as I have often observed;
+so that here Mr. Wood takes upon him the entire legislature, and an
+absolute dominion over the properties of the whole nation.
+
+Good God! who are this wretch's advisers? Who are his supporters,
+abettors, encouragers, or sharers? Mr. Wood will oblige me to take
+fivepence halfpenny of his brass in every payment; and I will shoot Mr.
+Wood and his deputies through the head, like highwaymen or housebreakers,
+if they dare to force one farthing of their coin on me in the payment of a
+hundred pounds. It is no loss of honour to submit it to the lion; but who,
+with the figure of a man, can think with patience of being devoured alive
+by a rat? He has laid a tax upon the people of Ireland of seventeen
+shillings, at least, in the pound; a tax, I say, not only upon lands, but
+interest-money, goods, manufactures, the hire of handicraftsmen,
+labourers, and servants.
+
+Shopkeepers, look to yourselves!--Wood will oblige and force you to take
+fivepence halfpenny of his trash in every payment, and many of you receive
+twenty, thirty, forty payments in one day, or else you can hardly find
+bread. And, pray, consider how much that will amount to in a year. Twenty
+times fivepence halfpenny is nine shillings and twopence, which is above a
+hundred and sixty pounds a year; wherein you will be losers of at least
+one hundred and forty pounds by taking your payments in his money. If any
+of you be content to deal with Mr. Wood on such conditions, you may; but,
+for my own particular, let his money perish with him! If the famous Mr.
+Hampden rather chose to go to prison than pay a few shillings to King
+Charles I. without authority of Parliament, I will rather choose to be
+hanged than have all my substance taxed at seventeen shillings in the
+pound, at the arbitrary will and pleasure of the venerable Mr. Wood.
+
+The paragraph concludes thus:--"N.B." that is to say, _nota bene_, or
+_mark well_, "No evidence appeared from Ireland, or elsewhere, to prove
+the mischiefs complained of, or any abuses whatsoever committed, in the
+execution of the said grant."
+
+The impudence of this remark exceeds all that went before. First, the
+House of Commons in Ireland, which represents the whole people of the
+kingdom, and, secondly, the Privy-council, addressed his Majesty against
+these halfpence. What could be done more to express the universal sense of
+the nation? If his copper were diamonds, and the kingdom were entirely
+against it, would not that be sufficient to reject it? Must a committee of
+the whole House of Commons, and our whole Privy-council, go over to argue
+_pro_ and _con_ with Mr. Wood? To what end did the King give his patent
+for coining halfpence for Ireland? Was it not because it was represented
+to his sacred Majesty, that such a coinage would be of advantage to the
+good of this kingdom, and of all his subjects here? It is to the
+patentee's peril if this representation be false, and the execution of his
+patent be fraudulent and corrupt. Is he so wicked and foolish to think,
+that his patent was given him to ruin a million and a half of people, that
+he might be a gainer of three or four score thousand pounds to himself?
+Before he was at the charge of passing a patent, much more of raking up
+so much filthy dross, and stamping it with his Majesty's image and
+superscription, should he not first, in common sense, in common equity,
+and common manners, have consulted the principal party concerned,--that is
+to say, the people of the kingdom, the House of Lords, or Commons, or the
+Privy-council? If any foreigner should ask us, whose image and
+superscription there is on Wood's coin? we should be ashamed to tell him
+it was Caesar's. In that great want of copper halfpence which he alleges we
+were, our city set up our Caesar's statue[6] in excellent copper, at an
+expense that is equal to thirty thousand pounds of his coin, and we will
+not receive his image in worse metal.
+
+I observe many of our people putting a melancholy case on this subject.
+"It is true," say they, "we are all undone if Wood's halfpence must pass;
+but what shall we do if his Majesty puts out a proclamation, commanding us
+to take them?" This has often been dinned in my ears; but I desire my
+countrymen to be assured that there is nothing in it. The King never
+issues out a proclamation but to enjoin what the law permits him. He will
+not issue out a proclamation against law; or, if such a thing should
+happen by a mistake, we are no more obliged to obey it, than to run our
+heads into the fire.
+
+Besides, his Majesty will never command us by a proclamation, what he does
+not offer to command us in the patent itself.
+
+There he leaves it to our discretion, so that our destruction must be
+entirely owing to ourselves; therefore, let no man be afraid of a
+proclamation which will never be granted, and if it should, yet, upon this
+occasion, will be of no force.
+
+The King's revenues here are near four hundred thousand pounds a-year. Can
+you think his ministers will advise him to take them in Wood's brass,
+which will reduce the value to fifty thousand pounds? England gets a
+million sterling by this nation; which, if this project goes on, will be
+almost reduced to nothing. And do you think those who live in England upon
+Irish estates, will be content to take an eight or tenth part by being
+paid in Wood's dross?
+
+If Wood and his confederates were not convinced of our stupidity, they
+never would have attempted so audacious an enterprise. He now sees a
+spirit has been raised against him, and he only watches till it begin to
+flag: he goes about watching when to devour us. He hopes we shall be weary
+of contending with him; and at last, out of ignorance or fear, or of
+being perfectly tired with opposition, we shall be forced to yield; and
+therefore, I confess, it is my chief endeavour to keep up your spirits and
+resentments. If I tell you, "there is a precipice under you, and that if
+you go forward you will certainly break your necks;" if I point to it
+before your eyes, must I be at the trouble of repeating it every morning?
+Are our people's hearts waxed gross? Are their ears dull of hearing? And
+have they closed their eyes? I fear there are some few vipers among us,
+who for ten or twenty pounds' gain would sell all their souls and their
+country; although at last it should end in their own ruin, as well as
+ours. Be not like "the deaf adder, who refuseth to hear the voice of the
+charmer, charm he never so wisely."
+
+Although my letter be directed to you, Mr. Harding, yet I intend it for
+all my countrymen. I have no interest in this affair, but what is common
+to the public. I can live better than many others; I have some gold and
+silver by me, and a shop well furnished; and shall be able to make a shift
+when many of my betters are starving. But I am grieved to see the coldness
+and indifference of many people with whom I discourse. Some are afraid of
+a proclamation; others shrug up their shoulders, and cry, "What would you
+have us to do?" Some give out there is no danger at all; others are
+comforted, that it will be a common calamity, and they shall fare no worse
+than their neighbours. Will a man who hears midnight robbers at his door,
+get out of bed, and raise his whole family for a common defence; and shall
+a whole kingdom lie in a lethargy, while Mr. Wood comes, at the head of
+his confederates, to rob them of all they have, to ruin us and our
+posterity for ever? If a highwayman meets you on the road, you give him
+your money to save your life; but, God be thanked, Mr. Wood cannot touch a
+hair of your heads. You have all the laws of God and man on your side;
+when he or his accomplices offer you his dross, it is but saying no, and
+you are safe. If a madman should come into my shop with a handful of dirt
+raked out of the kennel, and offer it in payment for ten yards of stuff, I
+would pity or laugh at him; or, if his behaviour deserved it, kick him out
+of my doors. And if Mr. Wood comes to demand my gold and silver, or
+commodities for which I have paid my gold and silver, in exchange for his
+trash, can he deserve or expect better treatment?
+
+When the evil day is come (if it must come), let us mark and observe those
+who persevere to offer these halfpence in payment. Let their names and
+trades, and places of abode, be made public, that every one may be aware
+of them, as betrayers of their country, and confederates with Mr. Wood.
+Let them be watched at markets and fairs; and let the first honest
+discoverer give the word about that Mr. Wood's halfpence have been
+offered, and caution the poor innocent people not to receive them.
+
+Perhaps I have been too tedious, but there would never be an end if I
+attempted to say all that this melancholy subject will bear. I will
+conclude with humbly offering one proposal; which, if it were put into
+practice, would blow up this destructive project at once. Let some
+skilful, judicious pen draw up an advertisement to the following
+purpose:--
+
+"Whereas one William Wood, hardwareman, now or lately sojourning in the
+city of London, has, by many misrepresentations, procured a patent for
+coining a hundred and eight thousand pounds in copper halfpence for this
+kingdom, which is a sum five times greater than our occasions require: And
+whereas it is notorious, that the said Wood has coined his halfpence of
+such base metal and false weight, that they are at least six parts in
+seven below the real value: And whereas we have reason to apprehend, that
+the said Wood may at any time hereafter clandestinely coin as many more
+halfpence as he pleases: And whereas the said patent neither does, nor
+can, oblige his Majesty's subjects to receive the said halfpence in any
+payment, but leaves it to their voluntary choice; because by law the
+subject cannot be obliged to take any money, except gold or silver: And
+whereas, contrary to the letter and meaning of the said patent, the said
+Wood has declared that every person shall be obliged to take fivepence
+halfpenny of his coin in every payment: And whereas the House of Commons
+and Privy-council have severally addressed his most sacred Majesty,
+representing the ill consequences which the said coinage would have upon
+this kingdom: And lastly, whereas it is universally agreed, that the whole
+nation to a man (except Mr. Wood and his confederates) are in the utmost
+apprehensions of the ruinous consequences that must follow from the said
+coinage; Therefore, we, whose names are underwritten, being persons of
+considerable estates in this kingdom, and residers therein, do unanimously
+resolve and declare, that we will never receive one farthing or halfpenny
+of the said Wood's coining; and that we will direct all our tenants to
+refuse the said coin from any person whatsoever; of which, that they may
+not be ignorant, we have sent them a copy of this advertisement, to be
+read to them by our stewards, receivers," &c.
+
+I could wish, that a paper of this nature might be drawn up, and signed
+by two or three hundred principal gentlemen of this kingdom; and printed
+copies thereof sent to their several tenants. I am deceived if anything
+could sooner defeat this execrable design of Wood and his accomplices.
+This would immediately give the alarm, and set the kingdom on their guard;
+this would give courage to the meanest tenant and cottager.
+
+"How long, O Lord, righteous and true," &c.
+
+I must tell you in particular, Mr. Harding, that you are much to blame.
+Several hundred persons have inquired at your house for my "Letter to the
+Shopkeepers," &c., and you had none to sell them. Pray keep yourself
+provided with that letter and with this; you have got very well by the
+former; but I did not then write for your sake, any more than I do now.
+Pray advertise both in every newspaper; and let it not be your fault or
+mine, if our countrymen will not take warning. I desire you likewise to
+sell them as cheap as you can.
+
+ I am your servant,
+ M. B.
+
+
+THIRD LETTER.
+
+The object of this Letter is no longer to argue against a scheme which is
+universally condemned. The independence of Ireland is what he insists on:
+and the duty of her leading men is to assert that independence. In this he
+assumed a freedom of spirit which did not really exist. The sketch was
+skilfully drawn, so as to prepare men for a new appeal, and was far from
+being the last word. Two months after the fourth and greatest Letter
+appeared.
+
+
+LETTER III.
+
+_Some observations on a paper, called, The report of the committee of the
+most honourable the Privy-council in England, relating to Wood's
+halfpence._
+
+TO THE NOBILITY AND GENTRY OF THE KINGDOM OF IRELAND.
+
+
+_August 25th, 1724._
+
+Having already written two letters to the people of my own level and
+condition, and having now very pressing occasion for writing a third, I
+thought I could not more properly address it than to your lordships and
+worships.
+
+The occasion is this. A printed paper was sent to me on the 18th instant,
+entitled, "A Report of the Committee of the Lords of his Majesty's Most
+Honourable Privy-council in England, relating to Mr. Wood's Halfpence and
+Farthings."
+
+There is no mention made where the paper was printed, but I suppose it to
+have been in Dublin; and I have been told, that the copy did not come over
+in the _Gazette_, but in the _London Journal_, or some other print of no
+authority or consequence. And, for anything that legally appears to the
+contrary, it may be a contrivance to fright us; or a project of some
+printer, who has a mind to make a penny by publishing something upon a
+subject which now employs all our thoughts in this kingdom. Mr. Wood, in
+publishing this paper, would insinuate to the world, as if the Committee
+had a greater concern for his credit, and private emolument, than for the
+honour of the Privy-council and both Houses of Parliament here, and for
+the quiet and welfare of this whole kingdom; for it seems intended as a
+vindication of Mr. Wood, not without several severe reflections on the
+Houses of Lords and Commons of Ireland. The whole is indeed written with
+the turn and air of a pamphlet; as if it were a dispute between William
+Wood on the one part, and the Lords Justices, Privy-council, and both
+Houses of Parliament, on the other; the design of it being to clear
+William Wood, and to charge the other side with casting rash and
+groundless aspersions upon him.
+
+But, if it be really what the title imputes, Mr. Wood has treated the
+Committee with great rudeness, by publishing an act of theirs in so
+unbecoming a manner, without their leave, and before it was communicated
+to the Government and Privy-council of Ireland, to whom the Committee
+advised that it should be transmitted.
+
+But, with all deference be it spoken, I do not conceive that a Report of a
+Committee of the Council in England is hitherto a law in either kingdom;
+and, until any point is determined to be a law, it remains disputable by
+every subject. This, may it please your lords and worships, may seem a
+strange way of discoursing in an illiterate shopkeeper. I have endeavoured
+(although without the help of books) to improve that small portion of
+reason God has been pleased to give me; and when reason plainly appears
+before me, I cannot turn away my head from it. Thus, for instance, if any
+lawyer should tell me that such a point were law, from which many gross
+palpable absurdities must follow, I could not believe him. If Sir Edward
+Coke should positively assert (which he nowhere does, but the direct
+contrary) "that a limited prince could, by his prerogative, oblige his
+subjects to take half an ounce of lead, stamped with his image, for twenty
+shillings in gold," I should swear he was deceived, or a deceiver; because
+a power like that would leave the whole lives and fortunes of the people
+entirely at the mercy of the monarch; yet this in effect is what Wood has
+advanced in some of his papers, and what suspicious people may possibly
+apprehend from some passages in what is called the Report.
+
+That paper mentions such persons to have been examined, who were desirous
+and willing to be heard upon this subject. I am told they were four in
+all--Coleby, Brown, Mr. Finley the banker, and one more, whose name I know
+not. The first of these was tried for robbing the Treasury in Ireland;
+and, though he was acquited for want of legal proof, yet every person in
+the Court believed him to be guilty.
+
+The second stands recorded in the votes of the House of Commons, for
+endeavouring, by perjury and subornation, to take away the life of John
+Bingham, Esq.
+
+But, since I have gone so far as to mention particular persons, it may be
+some satisfaction to know who is this Wood himself, that has the honour to
+have a whole kingdom at his mercy for almost two years together. I find he
+is in the patent entitled _esquire_, although he were understood to be
+only a hardware-man, and so I have been bold to call him in my former
+letters; however a _'squire_ he is, not only by virtue of his patent, but
+by having been a collector in Shropshire; where, pretending to have been
+robbed, and suing the county, he was cast, and, for the infamy of the
+fact, lost his employment. I have heard another story of this 'Squire
+Wood, from a very honourable lady, that one Hamilton told her. Hamilton
+was sent for, six years ago, by Sir Isaac Newton, to try the coinage of
+four men, who then solicited a patent for coining halfpence for Ireland;
+their names were Wood, Costor, Eliston, and Parker. Parker made the
+fairest offer, and Wood the worst; for his coin was three halfpence in a
+pound weight less value than the other. By which it is plain, with what
+intentions he solicited his patent; but not so plain how he obtained it.
+
+It is alleged in the said paper, called the Report, "that upon repeated
+orders from a secretary of state, for sending over such papers and
+witnesses as should be thought proper to support the objections made
+against the patent by both Houses of Parliament, the Lord-Lieutenant
+represented the great difficulty he found himself in, to comply with these
+orders: that none of the principal members of both Houses, who were in the
+King's service or council, would take upon them to advise, how any
+material, person, or papers, might be sent over on this occasion," &c. And
+this is often repeated, and represented as a proceeding that seems very
+extraordinary; and that in a matter which had raised so great a clamour
+in Ireland, no person could be prevailed upon to come over from Ireland in
+support of the united sense of both Houses of Parliament in Ireland;
+especially, that the chief difficulty should arise from a general
+apprehension of a miscarriage, in an inquiry before his Majesty, or in a
+proceeding by due course of law, in a case where both Houses of Parliament
+had declared themselves so fully convinced, and satisfied upon evidence
+and examinations taken in the most solemn manner.
+
+How shall I, a poor ignorant shopkeeper, utterly unskilled in law, be able
+to answer so weighty an objection? I will try what can be done by plain
+reason, unassisted by art, cunning, or eloquence.
+
+In my humble opinion, the Committee of Council has already prejudged the
+whole case, by calling the united sense of both Houses of Parliament in
+Ireland "a universal clamour." Here the addresses of the Lords and Commons
+of Ireland, against a ruinous destructive project of an obscure single
+undertaker, is called "a clamour." I desire to know, how such a style
+would be resented in England from a Committee of Council there to a
+Parliament; and how many impeachments would follow upon it? But supposing
+the appellation to be proper, I never heard of a wise minister who
+despised the universal clamour of a people; and if that clamour can be
+quieted by disappointing the fraudulent practice of a single person, the
+purchase is not exorbitant.
+
+But, in answer to this objection; first, it is manifest, that if this
+coinage had been in Ireland, with such limitations as have been formerly
+specified in other patents, and granted to persons of this kingdom, or
+even of England, able to give sufficient security, few or no
+inconveniences could have happened which might not have been immediately
+remedied....
+
+Put the case that the two Houses of Lords and Commons of England, and the
+Privy-council there should address his Majesty to recall a patent, from
+whence they apprehend the most ruinous consequences to the whole kingdom;
+and to make it stronger, if possible, that the whole nation almost to a
+man, should thereupon discover "the most dismal apprehensions," as Mr.
+Wood styles them; would his Majesty debate half an hour what he had to do?
+
+Would any minister dare to advise him against recalling such a patent? Or
+would the matter be referred to the Privy-council, or to Westminster Hall;
+the two Houses of Parliament plaintiffs, and William Wood defendant? And
+is there even the smallest difference between the two cases? Were not the
+people of Ireland born as free as those of England? How have they
+forfeited their freedom? Is not their Parliament as fair a representative
+of the people as that of England? And has not their Privy-council as
+great, or a greater share in the administration of public affairs? Are not
+they subjects of the same King? Does not the same sun shine upon them? And
+have they not the same God for their protector? Am I a freeman in England,
+and do I become a slave in six hours by crossing the Channel? No wonder,
+then, if the boldest persons were cautious to interpose in a matter
+already determined by the whole voice of the nation, or to presume to
+represent the representatives of the kingdom; and were justly apprehensive
+of meeting such a treatment as they would deserve at the next session. It
+would seem very extraordinary, if any inferior court in England should
+take a great matter out of the hands of the high court of Parliament
+during a prorogation, and decide it against the opinion of both Houses. It
+happens so, however, that although no persons were so bold as to go over
+as evidences, to prove the truth of the objections made against this
+patent by the high court of Parliament here, yet these objections stand
+good, notwithstanding the answers made by Mr. Wood and his counsel.
+
+The Report says, "That upon an assay made of the fineness, weight, and
+value of this copper, it exceeded in every article." This is possible
+enough in the pieces on which the assay was made, but Wood must have
+failed very much in point of dexterity, if he had not taken care to
+provide a sufficient quantity of such halfpence as would bear the trial,
+which he was able to do, although they were taken out of several parcels,
+since it is now plain that the bias of favour has been wholly on his
+side....
+
+As to what is alleged, that these halfpence far exceed the like coinage
+for Ireland in the reigns of his Majesty's predecessors, there cannot well
+be a more exceptional way of arguing, although the fact were true; which,
+however, is altogether mistaken, not by any fault in the Committee, but by
+the fraud and imposition of Wood, who certainly produced the worst
+patterns he could find; such as were coined in small numbers by
+permissions to private men, as butchers' halfpence, black dogs, and others
+the like; or perhaps the small St. Patrick's coin which passes now for a
+farthing, or at best some of the smallest raps of the latest kind. For I
+have now by me halfpence coined in the year 1680, by virtue of the patent
+granted to my Lord Dartmouth, which was renewed to Knox, and they are
+heavier by a ninth part than those of Wood, and of much better metal, and
+the great St. Patrick's halfpence are yet larger than either.
+
+But what is all this to the present debate?
+
+If, under the various exigencies of former times, by wars, rebellions, and
+insurrections, the Kings of England were sometimes forced to pay their
+armies here with mixed or base money, God forbid that the necessities of
+turbulent times should be a precedent for times of peace, and order, and
+settlement.
+
+In the patent above-mentioned, granted to Lord Dartmouth in the reign of
+King Charles II., and renewed to Knox, the securities given into the
+exchequer, obliging the patentee to receive his money back upon every
+demand, were an effectual remedy against all inconveniences, and the
+copper was coined in our own kingdom; so that we were in no danger to
+purchase it with the loss of all our silver and gold carried over to
+another, nor to be at the trouble of going to England for the redressing
+of any abuse....
+
+Among other clauses mentioned in this patent, to show how advantageous it
+is to Ireland, there is one which seems to be of a singular nature: "That
+the patentee shall be obliged, during his term, to pay eight hundred
+pounds a year to the Crown, and two hundred pounds a year to the
+comptroller." I have heard, indeed, that the King's council do always
+consider, in the passing of a patent, whether it will be of advantage to
+the Crown; but I have likewise heard, that it is at the same time
+considered whether passing of it may be injurious to any other persons or
+bodies politic. However, although the attorney and solicitor be servants
+to the King, and therefore bound to consult his Majesty's interest, yet I
+am under some doubt whether eight hundred pounds a year to the Crown would
+be equivalent to the ruin of a kingdom. It would be far better for us to
+have paid eight thousand pounds a-year into his Majesty's coffers, in the
+midst of all our taxes (which, in proportion, are greater in this kingdom
+than ever they were in England, even during the war), than purchase such
+an addition to the revenue at the price of our utter undoing. But here it
+is plain that fourteen thousand pounds are to be paid by Wood, only as a
+small circumstantial charge for the purchase of his patent. What were his
+other visible costs I know not, and what were his latent is variously
+conjectured, but he must surely be a man of some wonderful merit. Has he
+saved any other kingdom at his own expense, to give him a title of
+reimbursing himself by the destruction of ours? Has he discovered the
+longitude or the universal medicine? No; but he has found the
+philosopher's stone after a new manner, by debasing copper, and resolving
+to force it upon us for gold.
+
+When the two Houses represented to his Majesty that the patent to Wood was
+obtained in a clandestine manner, surely the Committee could not think the
+Parliament would insinuate, that it had not passed in the common forms,
+and run through every office where fees and perquisites were due. They
+knew very well, that persons in places were no enemies to grants; and that
+the officers of the Crown could not be kept in the dark. But the late
+Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland[7] affirmed it was a secret to him; and who
+will doubt his veracity, especially when he swore to a person of quality,
+from whom I had it, "that Ireland should never be troubled with these
+halfpence"? It was a secret to the people of Ireland, who were to be the
+only sufferers; and those who but knew the state of the kingdom, and were
+most able to advise in such an affair, were wholly strangers to it.
+
+It is allowed by the Report, that this patent was passed without the
+knowledge of the chief governor or officers of Ireland; and it is there
+elaborately shown, that former patents have passed in the same manner, and
+are good in law. I shall not dispute legality of patents, but am ready to
+suppose it in his Majesty's power to grant a patent for stamping round
+bits of copper to every subject he has.
+
+Therefore, to lay aside the point of law, I would only put the question,
+whether, in reason and justice, it would not have been proper, in an
+affair upon which the welfare of this depends, that the said King should
+have received timely notice; and the matter not be carried on between the
+patentee, and the officers of the Crown, who were to be the only gainers
+by it....
+
+But suppose there were not one single halfpenny of copper coin in this
+whole kingdom (which Mr. Wood seems to intend, unless we will come to his
+terms, as appears by employing his emissaries to buy up our old ones at a
+penny in the shilling more than they pass for), it could not be any real
+evil to us, although it might be some inconvenience. We have many sorts of
+small silver coins, to which they are strangers in England; such as the
+French threepences, fourpence-halfpennies, and eightpence-farthings, the
+Scotch fivepences and tenpences, besides their twenty-pences and
+three-and-four-pences, by which we are able to make change to a halfpenny
+of almost any piece of gold and silver; and if we are driven to the
+expedient of a sealed card, with the little gold and silver still
+remaining, it will, I suppose, be somewhat better, than to have nothing
+left, but Wood's adulterated copper, which he is neither obliged by his
+patent, nor HITHERTO able by his estate, to make good....
+
+The sum of the whole is this. The Committee advises the King to send
+immediate orders to all his officers here, that Wood's coin be suffered
+and permitted, without any let, suit, trouble, &c., to pass and be
+received as current money, by such as shall be willing to receive the
+same. It is probable that the first willing receivers may be those who
+must receive it whether they will or not, at least under the penalty of
+losing an office. But the landed undepending men, the merchants, the
+shopkeepers, and bulk of the people, I hope and am almost confident, will
+never receive it. What must the consequence be? The owners will sell it
+for as much as they can get.
+
+Wood's halfpence will come to be offered for six a penny (yet then he will
+be a sufficient gainer), and the necessary receivers will be losers of
+two-thirds in their salaries or pay.
+
+I am very sensible that such a work as I have undertaken might have
+worthily employed a much better pen; but when a house is attempted to be
+robbed, it often happens the weakest in the family runs first to the
+door. All the assistance I had were some informations from an eminent
+person; whereof I am afraid I have spoiled a few, by endeavouring to make
+them of a piece with my own productions, and the rest I was not able to
+manage. I was in the case of David, who could not move in the armour of
+Saul; and therefore I chose to attack this uncircumcised Philistine (Wood,
+I mean) with a sling and a stone. And I may say, for Wood's honour, as
+well as my own, that he resembles Goliah in many circumstances very
+applicable to the present purpose; for Goliah had "a helmet of brass upon
+his head, and he was armed with a coat of mail; and the weight of the coat
+was five thousand shekels of brass; and he had greaves of brass upon his
+legs, and a target of brass between his shoulders."
+
+In short, he was like Mr. Wood, all over brass, and he defied the armies
+of the living God. Goliah's conditions of combat were likewise the same
+with those of Wood's, "If he prevail against us, then shall we be his
+servants." But if it happens that I prevail over him, I renounce the other
+part of the condition: "He shall never be a servant of mine; for I do not
+think him fit to be trusted in any honest man's shop."
+
+
+FOURTH LETTER.
+
+Ireland is here summoned to assert her independence in the indignant voice
+of a nation that has borne the yoke of slavery far too long. Every line in
+this letter is instinct with life, and thrilling with sarcastic force. No
+more waste of words. The question is simply one of might against right: as
+old as human nature, but never brought into shorter compass. The printer
+of this letter was thrown into prison, as if to shame the undoubted author
+into surrender. Ireland was now under a new rule, the refined and
+cultivated Carteret was appointed Lord-Lieutenant in 1724. Swift used the
+privilege of an old friend in writing to him freely on the subject of the
+coinage. He was sorry to see his friend used as the tool of the
+Government, which occasioned the outburst, "What in God's name do _you_
+here? Get you gone, and send us our boobies again."
+
+
+LETTER IV.
+
+_To the whole People of Ireland._
+
+
+_October 23rd, 1724._
+
+MY DEAR COUNTRYMEN,
+
+Having already written three letters upon so disagreeable a subject as Mr.
+Wood and his halfpence, I conceived my task was at an end; but I find
+that cordials must be frequently applied to weak constitutions, political
+as well as natural. A people long used to hardships lose by degrees the
+very notions of liberty. They look upon themselves as creatures at mercy,
+and that all impositions, laid on them by a stronger hand, are, in the
+phrase of the Report, legal and obligatory. Hence proceed that poverty and
+lowness of spirit, to which a kingdom may be subject, as well as a
+particular person. And when Esau came fainting from the field at the point
+to die, it is no wonder that he sold his birthright for a mess of pottage.
+I thought I had sufficiently shown, to all who could want instruction, by
+what methods they might safely proceed, wherever this coin should be
+offered to them; and, I believe, there has not been, for many ages, an
+example of any kingdom so firmly united in a point of great importance, as
+this of ours is at present against that detestable fraud. But, however, it
+so happens, that some weak people begin to be alarmed anew by rumours
+industriously spread. Wood prescribes to the newsmongers in London what
+they are to write. In one of their papers, published here by some obscure
+printer, and certainly with a bad design, we are told, "That the Papists
+in Ireland have entered into an association against his coin," although it
+be notoriously known, that they never once offered to stir in the matter;
+so that the two Houses of Parliament, the Privy-council, the great number
+of corporations, the Lord Mayor and aldermen of Dublin, the grand juries,
+and principal gentlemen of several counties, are stigmatized in a lump
+under the name of "Papists." This impostor and his crew do likewise give
+out, that, by refusing to receive his dross for sterling, we "dispute the
+King's prerogative, are grown ripe for rebellion, and ready to shake off
+the dependency of Ireland upon the crown of England."
+
+To countenance which reports, he has published a paragraph in another
+newspaper, to let us know, that "the Lord-Lieutenant is ordered to come
+over immediately to settle his halfpence."
+
+I entreat you, my dear countrymen, not to be under the least concern upon
+these and the like rumours, which are no more than the last howls of a dog
+dissected alive, as I hope he has sufficiently been. These calumnies are
+the only reserve that is left him. For surely our continued and (almost)
+unexampled loyalty, will never be called in question, for not suffering
+ourselves to be robbed of all that we have by one obscure ironmonger.
+
+As to disputing the King's prerogative, give me leave to explain, to those
+who are ignorant, what the meaning of that word _prerogative_ is.
+
+The Kings of these realms enjoy several powers, wherein the laws have not
+interposed. So, they can make war and peace without the consent of
+Parliament--and this is a very great prerogative; but if the Parliament
+does not approve of the war, the King must bear the charge of it out of
+his own purse--and this is a great check on the crown.
+
+So, the King has a prerogative to coin money without consent of
+Parliament; but he cannot compel the subject to take that money, except it
+be sterling gold or silver, because herein he is limited by law. Some
+princes have, indeed, extended their prerogative farther than the law
+allowed them; wherein, however, the lawyers of succeeding ages, as fond as
+they are of precedents, have never dared to justify them. But, to say the
+truth, it is only of late times that prerogative has been fixed and
+ascertained; for, whoever reads the history of England will find, that
+some former Kings, and those none of the worst, have, upon several
+occasions, ventured to control the laws, with very little ceremony or
+scruple, even later than the days of Queen Elizabeth. In her reign, that
+pernicious counsel of sending base money hither, very narrowly failed of
+losing the kingdom--being complained of by the lord-deputy, the council,
+and the whole body of the English here; so that, soon after her death, it
+was recalled by her successor, and lawful money paid in exchange.
+
+Having thus given you some notion of what is meant by "the King's
+prerogative," as far as a tradesman can be thought capable of explaining
+it, I will only add the opinion of the great Lord Bacon: "That, as God
+governs the world by the settled laws of nature, which He has made, and
+never transcends those laws but upon high important occasions, so among
+earthly princes, those are the wisest and the best, who govern by the
+known laws of the country, and seldomest make use of their prerogative."
+
+Now here you may see, that the vile accusation of Wood and his
+accomplices, charging us with disputing the King's prerogative by refusing
+his brass, can have no place--because compelling the subject to take any
+coin which is not sterling, is no part of the King's prerogative, and I am
+very confident, if it were so, we should be the last of his people to
+dispute it; as well from that inviolable loyalty we have always paid to
+his Majesty, as from the treatment we might, in such a case, justly expect
+from some, who seem to think we have neither common sense nor common
+senses. But, God be thanked, the best of them are only our
+fellow-subjects, and not our masters. One great merit I am sure we have,
+which those of English birth can have no pretence to--that our ancestors
+reduced this kingdom to the obedience of England; for which we have been
+rewarded with a worse climate--the privilege of being governed by laws to
+which we do not consent--a ruined trade--a House of Peers without
+jurisdiction--almost an incapacity for all employments--and the dread of
+Wood's halfpence.
+
+But we are so far from disputing the King's prerogative in coining, that
+we own he has power to give a patent to any man for selling his royal
+image and superscription upon whatever materials he pleases, and liberty
+to the patentee to offer them in any country from England to Japan; only
+attended with one small limitation--that nobody alive is obliged to take
+them....
+
+Let me now say something concerning the other great cause of some people's
+fear, as Wood has taught the London newswriter to express it, that his
+excellency the Lord-Lieutenant is coming over to settle Wood's halfpence.
+We know very well, that the Lord-Lieutenants for several years past, have
+not thought this kingdom worthy the honour of their residence longer than
+was absolutely necessary for the King's business, which, consequently,
+wanted no speed in the despatch. And therefore it naturally fell into
+most men's thoughts, that a new governor, coming at an unusual time, must
+portend some unusual business to be done; especially if the common report
+be true, that the Parliament, prorogued to I know not when, is, by a new
+summons, revoking that prorogation, to assemble soon after the arrival;
+for which extraordinary proceeding, the lawyers on the other side the
+water have, by great good fortune, found two precedents.
+
+All this being granted, it can never enter into my head, that so little a
+creature as Wood could find credit enough with the King and his ministers,
+to have the Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland sent hither in a hurry upon his
+errand.
+
+For, let us take the whole matter nakedly as it lies before us, without
+the refinements of some people, with which we have nothing to do.
+
+Here is a patent granted under the great seal of England, upon false
+suggestions, to one William Wood for coining copper halfpence for Ireland.
+The Parliament here, upon apprehensions of the worst consequences from the
+said patent, address the King to have it recalled. This is refused; and a
+Committee of the Privy-council report to his Majesty, that Wood has
+performed the conditions of his patent. He then is left to do the best he
+can with his halfpence, no man being obliged to receive them; the people
+here, being likewise left to themselves, unite as one man, resolving they
+will have nothing to do with his ware.
+
+By this plain account of the fact it is manifest, that the King and his
+ministry are wholly out of the case, and the matter is left to be disputed
+between him and us. Will any man, therefore, attempt to persuade me, that
+a Lord-Lieutenant is to be despatched over in great haste before the
+ordinary time, and a Parliament summoned by anticipating a prorogation,
+merely to put a hundred thousand pounds into the pocket of a sharper by
+the ruin of a most loyal kingdom?
+
+But, supposing all this to be true, by what arguments could a
+Lord-Lieutenant prevail on the same Parliament, which addressed with so
+much zeal and earnestness against this evil, to pass it into a law? I am
+sure their opinion of Wood and his project is not mended since their last
+prorogation; and, supposing those methods should be used, which detractors
+tell us have been sometimes put in practice for gaining votes, it is well
+known, that, in this kingdom, there are few employments to be given; and,
+if there were more, it is as well known to whose share they must fall.
+But, because great numbers of you are altogether ignorant of the affairs
+of your country, I will tell you some reasons why there are so few
+employments to be disposed of in this kingdom. All considerable offices
+for life are here possessed by those to whom the reversions were granted;
+and these have been generally followers of the chief governors, or persons
+who had interest in the Court of England. So, the Lord Berkeley of
+Stratton holds that great office of Master of the rolls; the Lord
+Palmerstown is first remembrancer, worth near 2000_l._ per annum. One
+Doddington, secretary to the Earl of Pembroke, begged the reversion of
+clerk of the pells, worth 2500_l._ a-year, which he now enjoys by the
+death of the Lord Newtown. Mr. Southwell is secretary of State, and the
+Earl of Burlington lord high treasurer of Ireland by inheritance. These
+are only a few among many others which I have been told of, but cannot
+remember. Nay, the reversion of several employments, during pleasure, is
+granted the same way. This, among many others, is a circumstance, whereby
+the kingdom of Ireland is distinguished from all other nations upon earth;
+and makes it so difficult an affair to get into a civil employ, that Mr.
+Addison was forced to purchase an old obscure place, called keeper of the
+records in Bermingham's Tower, of 10_l._ a year, and to get a salary of
+400_l._ annexed to it, though all the records there are not worth
+half-a-crown, either for curiosity or use. And we lately saw a favourite
+secretary descend to be master of the revels,[8] which, by his credit and
+extortion, he has made pretty considerable. I say nothing of the
+under-treasurership, worth about 9000_l._ a year, nor of the commissioners
+of the revenue, four of whom generally live in England, for I think none
+of these are granted in reversion; but the jest is, that I have known,
+upon occasion, some of these absent officers as keen against the interest
+of Ireland, as if they had never been indebted to her for a single groat.
+
+I confess, I have been sometimes tempted to wish that this project of
+Wood's might succeed; because I reflected with some pleasure, what a jolly
+crew it would bring over among us of lords and squires, and pensioners of
+both sexes, and officers civil and military, where we should live together
+as merry and sociable as beggars, only with this one abatement, that we
+should neither have meat to feed, nor manufactures to clothe us, unless we
+could be content to prance about in coats of mail, or eat brass as
+ostriches do iron.
+
+I return from this digression to that which gave me the occasion of making
+it. And I believe you are now convinced, that if the Parliament of
+Ireland were as temptable as any other assembly within a mile of
+Christendom (which God forbid!), yet the managers must of necessity fail
+for want of tools to work with. But I will yet go one step farther, by
+supposing that a hundred new employments were erected on purpose to
+gratify compliers, yet still an insuperable difficulty would remain. For
+it happens, I know not how, that money is neither Whig nor Tory--neither
+of town nor country party, and it is not improbable that a gentleman would
+rather choose to live upon his own estate, which brings him gold and
+silver, than with the addition of an employment, when his rents and salary
+must both be paid in Wood's brass, at above eighty per cent. discount.
+
+For these, and many other reasons, I am confident you need not be
+under the least apprehension from the sudden expectation of the
+Lord-Lieutenant,[9] while we continue in our present hearty disposition,
+to alter which no suitable temptation can possibly be offered. And if, as
+I have often asserted from the best authority, the law has not left a
+power in the crown to force any money, except sterling, upon the subject,
+much less can the crown devolve such a power upon another....
+
+Another slander spread by Wood and his emissaries is, "That by opposing
+him we discover an inclination to throw off our dependence upon the crown
+of England." Pray observe how important a person is this same William
+Wood, and how the public weal of two kingdoms is involved in his private
+interest. First, all those who refuse to take his coin are Papists; for he
+tells us, "That none but Papists are associated against him." Secondly,
+"they dispute the King's prerogative." Thirdly, "they are ripe for
+rebellion." And, fourthly "they are going to shake off their dependence
+upon the crown of England;" that is to say, they are going to choose
+another king, for there can be no other meaning in this expression,
+however some may pretend to strain it.
+
+And this gives me an opportunity of explaining to those who are ignorant,
+another point, which has often swelled in my breast. Those who come over
+hither to us from England, and some weak people among ourselves, whenever
+in discourse we make mention of liberty and property, shake their heads,
+and tell us that Ireland is a depending kingdom; as if they would seem by
+this phrase to intend that the people of Ireland are in some state of
+slavery or dependence different from those of England; whereas a depending
+kingdom is a modern term of art, unknown, as I have heard, to all ancient
+civilians, and writers upon government; and Ireland is, on the contrary,
+called in some statutes "an imperial crown," as held only from God, which
+is as high a style as any kingdom is capable of receiving. Therefore, by
+this expression, "a depending kingdom," there is no more to be understood
+than that, by a statute made here in the thirty-third year of Henry VIII.,
+the King and his successors are to be kings imperial of this realm, as
+united and knit to the imperial crown of England. I have looked over all
+the English and Irish statutes, without finding any law that makes Ireland
+depend upon England, any more than England does upon Ireland. We have,
+indeed, obliged ourselves to have the same King with them, and
+consequently they are obliged to have the same King with us. For the law
+was made by our own Parliament, and our ancestors then were not such fools
+(whatever they were in the preceding reign) to bring themselves under I
+know not what dependence, which is now talked of, without any ground of
+law, reason, or common sense. Let whoever thinks otherwise, I, M. B.,
+Drapier, desire to be excepted; for I declare, next under God, I depend
+only on the King my sovereign, and on the laws of my own country. And I
+am so far from depending on the people of England, that if ever they
+should rebel against my sovereign (which God forbid!) I would be ready, at
+the first command from his Majesty, to take arms against them, as some of
+my countrymen did against theirs at Preston. And if such a rebellion
+should prove so successful as to fix the Pretender on the throne of
+England, I would venture to transgress that statute so far as to lose
+every drop of my blood to hinder him from being King of Ireland.
+
+It is true, indeed, that within the memory of man, the Parliaments of
+England have sometimes assumed the power of binding this kingdom by laws
+enacted there;[10] wherein they were at first openly opposed (as far as
+truth, reason and justice,[11] are capable of opposing) by the famous Mr.
+Molineux, an English gentleman born here, as well as by several of the
+greatest patriots and best Whigs in England; but the love and torrent of
+power prevailed. Indeed the arguments on both sides were invincible. For,
+in reason, all government without the consent of the governed, is the very
+definition of slavery; but, in fact, eleven men well armed will certainly
+subdue one single man in his shirt. But I have done; for those who have
+used to cramp liberty, have gone so far as to resent even the liberty of
+complaining; although a man upon the rack was never known to be refused
+the liberty of roaring as loud as he thought fit.
+
+And as we are apt to sink too much under unreasonable fears, so we are too
+soon inclined to be raised by groundless hopes, according to the nature of
+all consumptive bodies like ours. Thus it has been given about, for
+several days past, that somebody in England empowered a second somebody,
+to write to a third somebody here, to assure us that we should no more be
+troubled with these halfpence. And this is reported to have been done by
+the same person, who is said to have sworn some months ago, "that he would
+ram them down our throats," though I doubt they would stick in our
+stomachs; but whichever of these reports be true or false, it is no
+concern of ours. For, in this point, we have nothing to do with English
+ministers; and I should be sorry to leave it in their power to redress
+this grievance, or to enforce it; for the report of the Committee has
+given me a surfeit.
+
+The remedy is wholly in your own hands; and therefore I have digressed a
+little, in order to refresh and continue that spirit so seasonably raised
+among you; and to let you see, that by the laws of GOD, of NATURE, of
+NATIONS, and of your COUNTRY, you ARE, and OUGHT to be, as FREE a people
+as your brethren in England....
+
+
+THE FIFTH LETTER
+
+Was addressed to Viscount Molesworth, a distinguished Whig; and the author
+of several works written in a patriotic spirit. His agricultural treatise
+on Ireland was highly approved by Swift. This closed the series for the
+present. The tone of the letter is apologetic. Hitherto he has not shaken
+off the impression left by the works of Lord Molesworth himself, of Locke,
+of Molyneux and Sidney, who talked of liberty as a common blessing. But
+now he will "grow wiser and learn to consider my driver, the road I am in,
+and with whom I am yoked."
+
+
+LETTER V.
+
+_To the Right Honourable the Lord Viscount Molesworth._
+
+DIRECTIONS TO THE PRINTER.
+
+
+From my shop in St. Francis' Street,
+
+_December 24th, 1724._
+
+MR. HARDING,
+
+When I sent you my former papers, I cannot say I intended you either good
+or hurt; and yet you have happened, through my means, to receive both. I
+pray God deliver you from any more of the latter, and increase the former.
+Your trade, particularly in this kingdom, is, of all others, the most
+unfortunately circumstantiated; for as you deal in the most worthless kind
+of trash, the penny productions of pennyless scribblers, so you often
+venture your liberty, and sometimes your lives, for the purchase of
+half-a-crown; and, by your own ignorance, are punished for other men's
+actions. I am afraid, you, in particular, think you have reason to
+complain of me, for your own and your wife's confinement in prison, to
+your great expense as well as hardship, and for a prosecution still
+impending. But I will tell you, Mr. Harding, how that matter stands.
+
+Since the press has lain under so strict an inspection, those who have a
+mind to inform the world are become so cautious, as to keep themselves, if
+possible, out of the way of danger. My custom, therefore, is, to dictate
+to a 'prentice,[12] who can write in a feigned hand, and what is written
+we send to your house by a blackguard boy. But at the same time I do
+assure you, upon my reputation, that I never did send you anything for
+which I thought you could possibly be called to an account; and you will
+be my witness, that I always desired you, by letter, to take some good
+advice, before you ventured to print, because I knew the dexterity of
+dealers in the law at finding out something to fasten on, where no evil is
+meant. I am told, indeed, that you did accordingly consult several very
+able persons, and even some who afterwards appeared against you; to which
+I can only answer, that you must either change your advisers, or determine
+to print nothing that comes from a Drapier.
+
+I desire you to send the enclosed letter, directed, "To my Lord Viscount
+Molesworth, at his house at Brackdenstown, near Swords;" but I would have
+it sent printed, for the convenience of his Lordship's reading, because
+this counterfeit hand of my apprentice is not very legible. And, if you
+think fit to publish it, I would have you first get it read over by some
+notable lawyer. I am assured, you will find enough of them who are friends
+to the Drapier, and will do it without a fee; which, I am afraid, you can
+ill-afford after all your expenses. For although I have taken so much
+care, that I think it impossible to find a topic out of the following
+papers for sending you again to prison, yet I will not venture to be your
+guarantee.
+
+This ensuing letter contains only a short account of myself, and an humble
+apology for my former pamphlets, especially the last, with little mention
+of Mr. Wood for his halfpence, because I have already said enough upon
+that subject, until occasion shall be given for new fears; and, in that
+case, you may perhaps hear from me again.
+
+ I am your friend and servant,
+ M. B.
+
+P.S.--For want of intercourse between you and me, which I never will
+suffer, your people are apt to make very gross errors in the press, which
+I desire you will provide against.
+
+
+A LETTER
+
+_To the Right Honourable the Lord Viscount Molesworth, at his house at
+Brackdenstown, near Swords._
+
+
+From my shop in St. Francis Street,
+
+_December 14th, 1724._
+
+MY LORD,
+
+I reflect too late on the maxim of common observers, "that those who
+meddle in matters out of their calling will have reason to repent;" which
+is now verified in me: for, by engaging in the trade of a writer, I have
+drawn upon myself the displeasure of the government, signified by a
+proclamation, promising a reward of three hundred pounds to the first
+faithful subject who shall be able and inclined to inform against me; to
+which I may add the laudable zeal and industry of my Lord Chief Justice
+Whitshed, in his endeavours to discover so dangerous a person. Therefore,
+whether I repent or not, I have certainly cause to do so; and the common
+observation still stands good.
+
+It will sometimes happen, I know not how, in the course of human affairs,
+that a man shall be made liable to legal animadversion where he has
+nothing to answer for either to God or his country, and condemned at
+Westminster Hall for what he will never be charged with at the day of
+judgment.
+
+After strictly examining my own heart, and consulting some divines of
+great reputation, I cannot accuse myself of any malice or wickedness
+against the public,--of any designs to sow sedition,--of reflecting on the
+King and his ministers,--or of endeavouring to alienate the affections of
+the people of this kingdom from those of England.[13] All I can charge
+myself with is, a weak attempt to serve a nation in danger of destruction
+by a most wicked and malicious projector, without waiting until I were
+called to its assistance; which attempt, however it may perhaps give me
+the title of _pragmatical_ and _overweening_, will never lie a burden upon
+my conscience.
+
+God knows, whether I may not, with all my caution, have already run myself
+into a second danger by offering thus much in my own vindication; for I
+have heard of a judge, who, upon the criminal's appeal to the dreadful day
+of judgment, told him he had incurred a _premunire_, for appealing to a
+foreign jurisdiction; and of another in Wales, who severely checked the
+prisoner for offering the same plea, taxing him with "reflecting on the
+Court by such a comparison, because comparisons were odious."
+
+But, in order to make some excuse for being more speculative than others
+of my condition, I desire your Lordship's pardon, while I am doing a very
+foolish thing; which is, to give you some little account of myself.
+
+I was bred at a free school, where I acquired some little knowledge in the
+Latin tongue. I served my apprenticeship in London, and there set up for
+myself with good success; until, by the death of some friends, and the
+misfortunes of others, I returned into this kingdom, and began to employ
+my thoughts in cultivating the woollen manufacture through all its
+branches, wherein I met with great discouragement and powerful opposers,
+whose objections appeared to me very strange and singular. They argued,
+"that the people of England would be offended if our manufactures were
+brought to equal theirs;" and even some of the weaving trade were my
+enemies, which I could not but look upon as absurd and unnatural. I
+remember your lordship, at that time, did me the honour to come into my
+shop, where I showed you a piece of black and white stuff just sent from
+the dyer,[14] which you were pleased to approve of, and be my customer
+for.
+
+However, I was so mortified, that I resolved, for the future, to sit
+quietly in my shop, and deal in common goods, like the rest of my
+brethren; until it happened, some months ago, considering with myself that
+the lower and poorer sort of people wanted a plain, strong, coarse stuff,
+to defend them against cold easterly winds, which then blew very fierce
+and blasting for a long time together, I contrived one[15] on purpose,
+which sold very well all over the kingdom, and preserved many thousands
+from agues. I then made a second and a third kind of stuffs[16] for the
+gentry with the same success; insomuch, that an ague has hardly been heard
+of for some time.
+
+This incited me so far, that I ventured upon a fourth piece,[17] made of
+the best Irish wool I could get; and I thought it grave and rich enough to
+be worn by the best lord or judge of the land. But of late some great
+folks complain, as I hear, "that, when they had it on, they felt a
+shuddering in their limbs,"--and have thrown it off in a rage, cursing to
+hell the poor Drapier who invented it; so that I am determined never to
+work for persons of quality again, except for your lordship, and a very
+few more.
+
+I assure your lordship, upon the word of an honest citizen, that I am not
+richer, by the value of one of Mr. Wood's halfpence, with the sale of all
+the several stuffs I have contrived, for I give the whole profit to the
+dyers and pressers;[18] and, therefore, I hope you will please to believe,
+that no other motive, beside the love of my country, could engage me to
+busy my head and hands, to the loss of my time, and the gain of nothing
+but vexation and ill-will.
+
+I have now in hand one piece of stuff, to be woven on purpose for your
+lordship; although I might be ashamed to offer it to you after I have
+confessed, that it will be made only from the shreds and remnants of the
+wool employed in the former. However, I shall work it up as well as I can;
+and, at worst, you need only give it among your tenants....
+
+I am told that the two points in my last letter, from which an occasion of
+offence has been taken, are where I mention his Majesty's answer to the
+address of the House of Lords upon Mr. Wood's patent; and where I
+discourse upon Ireland's being a dependent kingdom. As to the former, I
+can only say that I have treated it with the utmost respect and caution;
+and I thought it necessary to show where Wood's patent differed, in many
+essential parts, from all others that ever had been granted; because the
+contrary had, for want of due information, been so strongly and so largely
+asserted. As to the other, of Ireland's dependency, I confess to have
+often heard it mentioned, but was never able to understand what it meant.
+This gave me the curiosity to inquire among several eminent lawyers, who
+professed they knew nothing of the matter. I then turned over all the
+statutes of both kingdoms, without the least information, farther than an
+Irish act, that I quoted, of the 33rd of Henry VIII., uniting Ireland to
+England under one King. I cannot say I was sorry to be disappointed in my
+search, because it is certain I could be contented to depend only upon God
+and my prince, and the laws of my own country, after the manner of other
+nations. But since my betters are of a different opinion, and desire
+farther dependencies, I shall outwardly submit; yet still insisting in my
+own heart, upon the exception I made of M. B., Drapier.... All I desire
+is, that the cause of my country against Mr. Wood, may not suffer by any
+inadvertency of mine. Whether Ireland depends upon England or only upon
+God, the King, and the law, I hope no man will assert that it depends upon
+Mr. Wood. I should be heartily sorry that this commendable spirit against
+me should accidentally (and what, I hope, was never intended) strike a
+damp upon that spirit in all ranks and corporations of men against the
+desperate and ruinous design of Mr. Wood. Let my countrymen blot out those
+parts in my last letter which they dislike; and let no rust remain on my
+sword, to cure the wounds I have given to our most mortal enemy. When Sir
+Charles Sedley was taking the oaths, where several things were to be
+renounced, he said, "he loved renouncing;" asked, "if any more were to be
+renounced; for he was ready to renounce as much as they pleased." Although
+I am not so thorough a renouncer, yet let me have but good city-security
+against this pestilent coinage, and I shall be ready not only to renounce
+every syllable in all my four letters, but to deliver them cheerfully with
+my own hands into those of the common hangman, to be burnt with no better
+company than the coiner's effigies, if any part of it has escaped out of
+the secular hands of my faithful friends, the common people. But, whatever
+the sentiments of some people may be, I think it is agreed that many of
+those who subscribed against me, are on the side of a vast majority in the
+kingdom who opposed Mr. Wood; and it was with great satisfaction that I
+observed some right honourable names very amicably joined with my own, at
+the bottom of a strong declaration against him and his coin. But if the
+admission of it among us be already determined, the worthy person who is
+to betray me ought in prudence to do it with all convenient speed; or else
+it may be difficult to find three hundred pounds sterling for the
+discharge of his hire, when the public shall have lost five hundred
+thousand, if there be so much in the nation; besides four-fifths of its
+annual income for ever. I am told by lawyers, that in quarrels between man
+and man, it is of much weight which of them gave the first provocation, or
+struck the first blow. It is manifest that Mr. Wood has done both, and
+therefore I should humbly propose to have him first hanged, and his dross
+thrown into the sea; after which the Drapier will be ready to stand his
+trial. "It must needs be that offences come, but woe unto him by whom the
+offence comes." If Mr. Wood had held his hand, everybody else would have
+held their tongues; and then there would have been little need of
+pamphlets, juries, or proclamations, upon this occasion. The provocation
+must needs have been very great, which could stir up an obscure, indolent
+Drapier, to become an author. One would almost think, the very stones in
+the street would rise up in such a cause; and I am not sure they will not
+do so against Mr. Wood, if ever he comes within their reach. It is a known
+story of the dumb boy, whose tongue forced a passage for speech by the
+horror of seeing a dagger at his father's throat. This may lessen the
+wonder, that a tradesman, hid in privacy and silence should cry out when
+the life and being of his political mother are attempted before his face,
+and by so infamous a wretch.
+
+I am now resolved to follow (after the usual proceeding of mankind,
+because it is too late) the advice given, me by a certain Dean.[19] He
+showed the mistake I was in of trusting to the general good-will of the
+people; "that I had succeeded hitherto better than could be expected; but
+that some unfortunate circumstantial lapse would bring me within the reach
+of power; that my good intentions would be no security against those who
+watched every motion of my pen in the bitterness of my soul." He produced
+an instance of "a writer as innocent, as disinterested, and as
+well-meaning as myself; who had written a very seasonable and inoffensive
+treatise, exhorting the people of this kingdom to wear their own
+manufactures;[20] for which, however, the printer, was prosecuted with the
+utmost virulence; the jury sent back nine times; and the man given up to
+the mercy of the Court." The Dean farther observed, "that I was in a
+manner left alone to stand the battle; while others, who had ten thousand
+times better talents than a Drapier, were so prudent as to lie still; and
+perhaps thought it no unpleasant amusement to look on with safety, while
+another was giving them diversion at the hazard of his liberty and
+fortune; and thought they made a sufficient recompense by a little
+applause." Whereupon he concluded with a short story of a Jew at Madrid,
+who, being condemned to the fire on account of his religion, a crowd of
+schoolboys following him to the stake, and apprehending they might lose
+their sport if he should happen to recant, would often clap him on the
+back, and cry, "_Sta firme, Moyse_: Moses, continue steadfast."
+
+I allow this gentleman's advice to have been very good, and his
+observations just; and in one respect my condition is worse than that of
+the Jew; for no recantation will save me. However, it should seem, by some
+late proceedings, that my state is not altogether deplorable. This I can
+impute to nothing but the steadiness of two impartial grand juries; which
+has confirmed in me an opinion I have long entertained; that, as
+philosophers say, virtue is seated in the middle; so, in another sense,
+the little virtue left in the world, is chiefly to be found among the
+middle rank of mankind, who are neither allured out of her paths by
+ambition, nor driven by poverty....
+
+But, to confess the truth, my lord, I begin to grow weary of my office as
+a writer, and could heartily wish it were devolved upon my brethren, the
+makers of songs and ballads, who perhaps are the best qualified at present
+to gather up the gleanings of this controversy. As to myself, it has been
+my misfortune to begin and pursue it upon a wrong foundation. For, having
+detected the frauds and falsehoods of this vile impostor Wood in every
+part, I foolishly disdained to have recourse to whining, lamenting, and
+crying for mercy; but rather chose to appeal to law and liberty, and the
+common rights of mankind, without considering the climate I was in. Since
+your last residence in Ireland, I frequently have taken my nag to ride
+about your grounds, where I fancied myself to feel an air of freedom
+breathing around me; and I am glad the low condition of a tradesman did
+not qualify me to wait on you at your house; for then I am afraid my
+writings would not have escaped severer censures. But I have lately sold
+my nag, and honestly told his greatest fault, which was that of snuffing
+up the air about Brackdenstown; whereby he became such a lover of liberty,
+that I could scarce hold him in. I have likewise buried, at the bottom of
+a strong chest, your lordship's writings, under a heap of others that
+treat of liberty, and spread over a layer or two of Hobbes, Filmer, Bodin,
+and many more authors of that stamp, to be readiest at hand whenever I
+shall be disposed to take up a new set of principles in government. In the
+meantime, I design quietly to look to my shop, and keep as far out of your
+lordship's influence as possible; and if you ever see any more of my
+writings on this subject, I promise you shall find them as innocent, as
+insipid, and without a sting, as what I have now offered you. But, if your
+lordship will please to give me an easy lease of some part of your estate
+in Yorkshire, thither will I carry my chest, and, turning it upside down,
+resume my political reading where I left off, feed on plain homely fare,
+and live and die a free, honest English farmer; but not without regret for
+leaving my countrymen under the dread of the brazen talons of Mr.
+Wood;--my most loyal and innocent countrymen, to whom I owe so much for
+their good opinion of me, and my poor endeavours to serve them.
+
+ I am, with the greatest respect,
+ My Lord,
+ Your Lordship's most obedient, and most humble servant,
+ M. B.
+
+
+SIXTH LETTER
+
+Was written a little after the proclamation against the Drapier's fourth
+Letter. It is delivered with much caution, because the Author confesses
+himself to be the Dean of St. Patrick's.
+
+
+LETTER VI.
+
+_To the Lord Chancellor Middleton._
+
+
+Deanery-house, _October, 1724_.
+
+MY LORD,
+
+I desire you will consider me as a member who comes in at the latter end
+of a debate; or as a lawyer who speaks to a cause when the matter has been
+almost exhausted by those who spoke before.
+
+I remember, some months ago, I was at your house upon a commission, where
+I am one of the governors; but I went thither, not so much on account of
+the commission, as to ask you some questions concerning Mr. Wood's patent
+to coin halfpence for Ireland; where you very freely told me, in a mixed
+company, how much you had always been against that wicked project;[21]
+which raised in me an esteem for you so far that I went in a few days to
+make you a visit, after many years' intermission. I am likewise told that
+your son wrote two letters from London (one of which I have seen),
+empowering those to whom they were directed to assure his friends, that
+whereas there was a malicious report spread of his engaging himself to Mr.
+Walpole for forty thousand pounds of Wood's coin to be received in
+Ireland, the said report was false and groundless; and he had never
+discoursed with that minister on this subject, nor would ever give his
+consent to have one farthing of the said coin current here. And although
+it be a long time since I have given myself the trouble of conversing with
+people of titles or stations, yet I have been told by those who can take
+up with such amusements, that there is not a considerable person of the
+kingdom scrupulous in any sort to declare his opinion. But all this is
+needless to allege, when we consider, that the ruinous consequences of
+Wood's patent have been so strongly represented by both Houses of
+Parliament, by the Privy-council, the Lord Mayor and Aldermen of Dublin;
+by so many corporations; and the concurrence of the principal gentlemen in
+most counties at their quarter-sessions, without any regard to party,
+religion, or nation.
+
+I conclude from hence, that the currency of these halfpence would, in the
+universal opinion of our people, be utterly destructive to this kingdom;
+and, consequently, that it is every man's duty, not only to refuse this
+coin himself, but, as far as in him lies, to persuade others to do the
+like; and whether this be done in private or in print, is all a case; as
+no layman is forbidden to write or to discourse upon religious or moral
+subjects, although he may not do it in a pulpit, at least in our Church.
+Neither is this an affair of State, until authority shall think fit to
+declare it so, or, if you should understand it in that sense, yet you will
+please to consider, that I am not now preaching.
+
+Therefore, I do think it my duty, since the Drapier will probably be no
+more heard of, so far to supply his place, as not to incur his fortune;
+for I have learned from old experience that there are times wherein a man
+ought to be cautious as well as innocent. I therefore hope that,
+preserving both those characters, I may be allowed, by offering new
+arguments or enforcing old ones, to refresh the memory of my
+fellow-subjects, and keep up that good spirit raised among them, to
+preserve themselves from utter ruin by lawful means, and such as are
+permitted by his Majesty.
+
+I believe you will please to allow me two propositions: First, that we
+are a most loyal people; and, secondly, that we are a free people, in the
+common acceptation of that word, applied to a subject under a limited
+monarch. I know very well that you and I did, many years ago, in discourse
+differ much in the presence of Lord Wharton about the meaning of that word
+_liberty_, with relation to Ireland. But, if you will not allow us to be a
+free people, there is only another appellation left, which I doubt my Lord
+Chief Justice Whitshed would call me to account for, if I venture to
+bestow: for I observed (and I shall never forget upon what occasion) the
+device upon his coach to be, _Libertas et natale solum_, at the very point
+of time when he was sitting in his court, and perjuring himself to betray
+both....
+
+I am heartily sorry that any writer should, in a cause so generally
+approved, give occasion to the government and council to charge him with
+paragraphs "highly reflecting upon his Majesty and his ministers; tending
+to alienate the affections of his good subjects in England and Ireland
+from each other, and to promote sedition among the people." I must confess
+that, with many others, I thought he meant well, although he might have
+the failing of better writers, not to be always fortunate in the manner of
+expressing himself.
+
+However, since the Drapier is but one man, I shall think I do a public
+service by asserting that the rest of my countrymen are wholly free from
+learning, out of his pamphlets to reflect on the King or his ministers,
+and to breed sedition. I solemnly declare, that I never once heard the
+least reflection cast upon the King on the subject of Mr. Wood's coin: for
+in many discourses on this matter, I do not remember his Majesty's name to
+be so much as mentioned. As to the ministry in England, the only two
+persons hinted at were the Duke of Grafton and Mr. Walpole; the former, as
+I have heard you and a hundred others affirm, declared, "that he never saw
+the patent in favour of Mr. Wood before it was passed," although he was
+then Lord-Lieutenant; and therefore, I suppose, everybody believes that
+his Grace has been wholly unconcerned in it ever since. Mr. Walpole was
+indeed supposed to be understood by the letter W. in several newspapers,
+where it is said that some expressions fell from him not very favourable
+to the people of Ireland, for the truth of which the kingdom is not to
+answer, any more than for the discretion of the publishers. You observe,
+the Drapier wholly clears Mr. Walpole of this charge by very strong
+arguments, and speaks of him with civility.
+
+I cannot deny myself to have been often present where the company gave
+their opinion that Mr. Walpole favoured Mr. Wood's projects, which I
+always contradicted, and for my own part never once opened my lips against
+that minister, either in mixed or particular meetings; and my reason for
+this reservedness was, because it pleased him in the Queen's time (I mean
+Queen Anne, of ever-blessed memory) to make a speech directly against me
+by name in the House of Commons, as I was told a very few minutes after,
+in the Court of Requests, by more than fifty members....
+
+But whatever unpleasing opinion some people might conceive of Mr. Walpole,
+on account of those halfpence, I dare boldly affirm it was entirely owing
+to Mr. Wood. Many persons of credit come from England, have affirmed to me
+and others, that they have seen letters under his hand, full of arrogance
+and insolence towards Ireland, and boasting of his favour with Mr.
+Walpole; which is highly probable; because he reasonably thought it for
+his interest to spread such a report, and because it is the known talent
+of low and little spirits, to have a great man's name perpetually in their
+mouths. Thus I have sufficiently justified the people of Ireland from
+learning any bad lesson out of the Drapier's pamphlets, with regard to his
+Majesty and his ministers; and therefore, if those papers were intended to
+sow sedition among us, God be thanked the seeds have fallen upon a very
+improper soil.
+
+As to alienating the affections of the people of England and Ireland from
+each other, I believe the Drapier, whatever his intentions were, has left
+that matter just as he found it. I have lived long in both kingdoms, as
+well in country as in town; and therefore take myself to be as well
+informed as most men, in the dispositions of each people toward the other.
+By the people, I understand here only the bulk of the common people: and I
+desire no lawyer may distort or extend my meaning. There is a vein of
+industry and parsimony, that runs through the whole people of England,
+which, added to the easiness of their rents, makes them rich and sturdy.
+
+As to Ireland, they know little more of it than they do of Mexico: farther
+than that it is a country subject to the King of England, full of bogs,
+inhabited by wild Irish Papists, who are kept in awe by mercenary troops
+sent from thence: and their general opinion is, that it were better for
+England if this whole island were sunk into the sea; for they have a
+tradition, that every forty years there must be a rebellion in Ireland.
+
+I have seen the grossest suppositions passed upon them: "That the wild
+Irish were taken in toils; but that in some time they would grow so tame
+as to eat out of your hands." I have been asked by hundreds, and
+particularly by my neighbours, your tenants at Pepper-harrow, "whether I
+had come from Ireland by sea?" and, upon the arrival of an Irishman to a
+country town, I have known crowds coming about him, and wondering to see
+him look so much better than themselves.
+
+A gentleman, now in Dublin, affirms, "that, passing some months ago
+through Northampton, and finding the whole town in a flurry, with bells,
+bonfires, and illuminations; upon asking the cause, he was told that it
+was for joy that the Irish had submitted to receive Wood's halfpence."
+This, I think, plainly shows what sentiments that large town has of us;
+and how little they made it their own case; although they lie directly in
+our way to London, and therefore cannot but be frequently convinced that
+we have human shapes.
+
+As to the people of this kingdom, they consist either of Irish Papists,
+who are as inconsiderable in point of power as the women and children; or
+of English Protestants, who love their brethren of that kingdom, although
+they may possibly sometimes complain when they think they are hardly used.
+However, I confess I do not see that it is of any great consequence, how
+the personal affections stand to each other, while the sea divides them
+and while they continue in their loyalty to the same prince. And yet I
+will appeal to you, whether those from England have reason to complain
+when they come hither in pursuit of their fortunes? or, whether the people
+of Ireland have reason to boast, when they go to England upon the same
+design? My second proposition was, that we of Ireland are a free people;
+this, I suppose, you will allow, at least with certain limitations
+remaining in your own breast. However, I am sure it is not criminal to
+affirm it; because the words liberty and property, as applied to the
+subject, are often mentioned in both Houses of Parliament, as well as in
+yours and other courts below; whence it must follow, that the people of
+Ireland do or ought to enjoy all the benefits of the common and statute
+law: such as to be tried by juries, to pay no money without their own
+consent as represented in Parliament, and the like. If this be so, and if
+it be universally agreed that a free people cannot by law be compelled to
+take any money in payment except gold and silver, I do not see why any man
+should be hindered from cautioning his countrymen against this coin of
+William Wood, who is endeavouring by fraud to rob us of that property
+which the laws have secured....
+
+Before I conclude, I cannot but observe that for several months past
+there have more papers been written in this town, such as they are, all
+upon the best public principle, the love of our country, than perhaps has
+been known in any other nation in so short a time. I speak in general,
+from the Drapier down to the maker of ballads; and all without any regard
+to the common motives of writers, which are profit, favour, and
+reputation. As to profit, I am assured by persons of credit, that the best
+ballad upon Mr. Wood will not yield above a groat to the author; and the
+unfortunate adventurer Harding[22] declares he never made the Drapier any
+present, except one pair of scissors. As to favour, whoever thinks to make
+his court by opposing Mr. Wood, is not very deep in politics; and as to
+reputation, certainly no man of worth and learning would employ his pen
+upon so transitory a subject, and in so obscure a corner of the world, to
+distinguish himself as an author, so that I look upon myself, the Drapier,
+and my numerous brethren, to be all true patriots in our several degrees.
+
+All that the public can expect for the future is, only to be sometimes
+warned to beware of Mr. Wood's halfpence, and to be referred for
+conviction to the Drapier's reasons. For a man of the most superior
+understanding will find it impossible to make the best use of it while he
+writes in constraint, perpetually softening, correcting, or blotting out
+expressions for fear of bringing his printer, or himself, under a
+prosecution from my Lord Chief Justice Whitshed. It calls to my
+remembrance the madman in "Don Quixote," who being soundly beaten by a
+weaver for letting a stone (which he always carried on his shoulder), fall
+upon a spaniel, apprehended that every cur he met was of the same species.
+
+For these reasons I am convinced, that what I have now written will appear
+low and insipid; but if it contributes in the least to preserve that union
+among us for opposing this fatal project of Mr. Wood, my pains will not be
+altogether lost.
+
+I sent these papers to an eminent lawyer (and yet a man of virtue and
+learning into the bargain), who, after many alterations, returned them
+back, with assuring me that they are perfectly innocent; without the least
+mixture of treason, rebellion, sedition, malice, disaffection, reflection,
+or wicked insinuation whatsoever.
+
+If the bellman of each parish, as he goes his circuit, would cry out every
+night "Past twelve o'clock; Beware of Wood's halfpence," it would probably
+cut off the occasion for publishing any more pamphlets; provided that in
+country towns it were done upon market-days. For my own part, as soon as
+it shall be determined that it is not against law, I will begin the
+experiment in the liberty of St. Patrick's; and hope my example may be
+followed in the whole city. But if authority shall think fit to forbid all
+writings or discourses upon this subject, except such as are in favour of
+Mr. Wood, I will obey, as it becomes me; only, when I am in danger of
+bursting, I will go and whisper among the reeds, not any reflection upon
+the wisdom of my countrymen, but only these few words, BEWARE OF WOOD'S
+HALFPENCE.
+
+ I am, with due respect,
+ Your most obedient, humble servant,
+ J. S.
+
+
+SEVENTH LETTER
+
+Did not appear till 1735. It appears to have been written during the first
+session in Lord Carteret's government. It is much more a start on a new
+course, than a continuation of the past struggle.
+
+
+LETTER VII.
+
+_An Humble Address to Both Houses of Parliament._
+
+BY M. B., DRAPIER.
+
+ "Multa gement plagasque superbi
+ Victoris--"
+
+I have been told, that petitions and addresses, to either King or
+Parliament, are the right of every subject, provided they consist with
+that respect which is due to princes and great assemblies. Neither do I
+remember, that the modest proposals or opinions of private men have been
+ill-received, when they have not been delivered in the style of advice;
+which is a presumption far from my thoughts. However, if proposals should
+be looked upon as too assuming, yet I hope every man may be suffered to
+declare his own and the nation's wishes. For instance; I may be allowed to
+wish, that some farther laws were enacted for the advancement of trade;
+for the improvement of agriculture, now strangely neglected, against the
+maxims of all wise nations; for supplying the manifest defects in the acts
+concerning the plantation of trees; for setting the poor to work; and many
+others.
+
+Upon this principle I may venture to affirm, it is the hearty wish of the
+whole nation, very few excepted, that the Parliament, in this session,
+would begin by strictly examining into the detestable fraud of one William
+Wood, now or late of London, hardwareman; who illegally and clandestinely,
+as appears by your own votes and addresses, procured a patent in England
+for coining halfpence in that kingdom to be current here. This, I say, is
+the wish of the whole nation, very few excepted; and upon account of those
+few, is more strongly and justly the wish of the rest; those few
+consisting either of Wood's confederates, some obscure tradesmen, or
+certain bold UNDERTAKERS,[23] of weak judgment and strong ambition, who
+think to find their accounts in the ruin of the nation, by securing or
+advancing themselves. And because such men proceed upon a system of
+politics, to which I would fain hope you will be always utter strangers, I
+shall humbly lay it before you.
+
+Be pleased to suppose me in a station of fifteen hundred pounds a year,
+salary and perquisites: and likewise possessed of 800_l._ a-year, real
+estate. Then suppose a destructive project to be set on foot; such for
+instance, as this of Wood; which, if it succeed in all the consequences
+naturally to be expected from it, must sink the rents and wealth of the
+kingdom one half, although I am confident it would have done so
+five-sixths; suppose, I conceive that the countenancing, or privately
+supporting, this project, will please those by whom I expect to be
+preserved or higher exalted; nothing then remains, but to compute and
+balance my gain and my loss, and sum up the whole. I suppose that I shall
+keep my employment ten years, not to mention the fair chance of a better.
+
+This, at 1500_l._ a year, amounts in ten years to 15,000_l._ My estate, by
+the success of the said project, sinks 400_l._ a-year; which, at twenty
+years' purchase, is but 8000_l._; so that I am a clear gainer of 7000_l._
+upon the balance. And during all that period I am possessed of power and
+credit, can gratify my favourites, and take vengeance on mine enemies. And
+if the project miscarry, my private merit is still entire. This
+arithmetic, as horrible as it appears, I knowingly affirm to have been
+practised and applied, in conjunctures whereon depended the ruin or safety
+of a nation; although probably the charity and virtue of a senate will
+hardly be induced to believe, that there can be such monsters among
+mankind. And yet the wise Lord Bacon mentions a sort of people (I doubt
+the race is not yet extinct) who would "set a house on fire for the
+convenience of roasting their own eggs at the flame."
+
+But whoever is old enough to remember, and has turned his thoughts to
+observe, the course of public affairs in this kingdom from the time of the
+Revolution, must acknowledge, that the highest points of interest and
+liberty have often been sacrificed to the avarice and ambition of
+particular persons, upon the very principles and arithmetic that I have
+supposed. The only wonder is, how these artists were able to prevail upon
+numbers, and influence even public assemblies, to become instruments for
+effecting their execrable designs.
+
+It is, I think, in all conscience, latitude enough for vice, if a man in
+station be allowed to act injustice upon the usual principles of getting a
+bribe, wreaking his malice, serving his party, or consulting his
+preferment, while his wickedness terminates in the ruin only of particular
+persons; but to deliver up our whole country and every living soul who
+inhabits it, to certain destruction, has not, as I remember, been
+permitted by the most favourable casuists on the side of corruption.
+
+It were far better, that all who have had the misfortune to be born in
+this kingdom, should be rendered incapable of holding any employment
+whatsoever above the degree of a constable (according to the scheme and
+intention of a great minister,[24] _gone to his own place_), than to live
+under the daily apprehension of a few false brethren among ourselves;
+because, in the former case, we should be wholly free from the danger of
+being betrayed, since none could then have impudence enough to pretend any
+public good. It is true, that in this desperate affair of the new
+halfpence, I have not heard of any man above my own degree of a
+shopkeeper, to have been hitherto so bold, as, in direct terms, to
+vindicate the fatal project; although I have been told of some very
+mollifying expressions which were used, and very gentle expedients
+proposed and handed about, when it first came under debate; but since the
+eyes of the people have been so far opened, that the most ignorant can
+plainly see their own ruin in the success of Wood's attempt, these grand
+compounders have been more cautious.... In the small compass of my reading
+(which, however, has been more extensive than is usual to men of my
+inferior calling,) I have observed, that grievances have always preceded
+supplies. And if ever grievances had a title to such pre-eminence, it must
+be this of Wood; because it is not only the greatest grievance that any
+country could suffer, but a grievance of such a kind, that, if it should
+take effect, would make it impossible for us to give any supplies at all,
+except in adulterate copper; unless a tax were laid, for paying the civil
+and military lists and the large pensions, with real commodities instead
+of money. Which, however, might be liable to some few objections, as well
+as difficulties; for, although the common soldiers might be content with
+beef, and mutton, and wool, and malt, and leather, yet I am in some doubt
+as to the generals, the colonels, the numerous pensioners, the civil
+officers and others, who all live in England upon Irish pay, as well as
+those few who reside among us only because they cannot help it. There is
+one particular, which, although I have mentioned more than once in some of
+my former papers, yet I cannot forbear to repeat, and a little enlarge
+upon it; because I do not remember to have read or heard of the like in
+the history of any age or country, neither do I ever reflect upon it
+without the utmost astonishment.
+
+After the unanimous addresses to his sacred Majesty, against the patent of
+Wood, from both Houses of Parliament, which are the three estates of the
+kingdom, and likewise an address from the Privy-council, to whom, under
+the chief governors, the whole administration is entrusted, the matter is
+referred to a committee of council in London. Wood and his adherents are
+heard on one side; and a few volunteers, without any trust or direction
+from hence, on the other. The question, as I remember, chiefly turned upon
+the want of halfpence in Ireland. Witnesses are called on the behalf of
+Wood, of what credit I have formerly shown. Upon the issue, the patent is
+found good and legal; all his Majesty's officers here, not excepting the
+military, commanded to be aiding and assisting to make it effectual; the
+addresses of both Houses of Parliament, of the Privy-council, and of the
+city of Dublin, the declarations of most counties and corporations
+throughout the kingdom, are altogether laid aside, as of no weight,
+consequence, or consideration whatsoever; and the whole kingdom of Ireland
+non-suited in default of appearance, as if it were a private case between
+John Doe, plaintiff, and William Roe, defendant.
+
+With great respect to those honourable persons, the committee of council
+in London, I have not understood them to be our governors, councillors, or
+judges. Neither did our case turn at all upon the questions whether
+Ireland wanted halfpence or no. For there is no doubt, but we do want both
+halfpence, gold, and silver; and we have numberless other wants, and some
+that we are not so much as allowed to name, although they are peculiar to
+this nation; to which no other is subject, whom God has blessed with
+religion and laws, or any degree of soil and sunshine; but for what
+demerits on our side, I am altogether in the dark. But I do not remember
+that our want of halfpence was either affirmed or denied in any of our
+addresses or declarations against those of Wood. We alleged the fraudulent
+obtaining and executing of his patent; the baseness of his metal; and the
+prodigious sum to be coined, which might be increased by stealth, from
+foreign importation and his own counterfeits, as well as those at home;
+whereby we must infallibly lose all our little gold and silver, and all
+our poor remainder of a very limited and discouraged trade. We urged, that
+the patent was passed without the least reference hither; and without
+mention of any security given by Wood, to receive his own halfpence upon
+demand; both which are contrary to all contrary proceedings in the like
+cases.
+
+These, and many other arguments, we offered, but still the patent went on;
+and at this day our ruin would have been half completed, if God in His
+mercy had not raised a universal detestation of these halfpence in the
+whole kingdom, with a firm resolution never to receive them; since we are
+not under obligations to do so by any law, either human or divine.
+
+But, in the name of God, and of all justice and pity, when the King's
+Majesty was pleased that this patent should pass, is it not to be
+understood that he conceived, believed, and intended it, as a gracious act
+for the good and benefit of his subjects, for the advantage of a great and
+fruitful kingdom; of the most loyal kingdom upon earth, where no hand or
+voice was ever lifted up against him; a kingdom, where the passage is not
+three hours from Britain; and a kingdom where Papists have less power and
+less land than in England? Can it be denied or doubted that his Majesty's
+ministers understood and proposed the same end, the good of this nation,
+when they advised the passing of this patent? Can the person of Wood be
+otherwise regarded than as the instrument, the mechanic, the head-workman,
+to prepare his furnace, his fuel, his metal, and his stamps? If I employ a
+shoe-boy, is it in view to his advantage, or to my own convenience? I
+mention the person of William Wood alone, because no other appears; and we
+are not to reason upon surmises; neither would it avail, if they had a
+real foundation. Allowing therefore (for we cannot do less) that this
+patent for the coining of halfpence was wholly intended by a gracious
+King, and a wise public-spirited ministry, for the advantage of Ireland;
+yet when the whole kingdom to a man, for whose good the patent was
+designed, do, upon maturest consideration, universally join in openly
+declaring, protesting, addressing, petitioning, against these halfpence,
+as the most ruinous project that ever was set on foot to complete the
+slavery and destruction of a poor innocent country; is it, was it, can it,
+or will it, ever be a question, not, whether such a kingdom, or William
+Wood, should be a gainer; but whether such a kingdom should be wholly
+undone, destroyed, sunk, depopulated, made a scene of misery and
+desolation, for the sake of William Wood? God of His infinite mercy avert
+this dreadful judgment! And it is our universal wish, that God would put
+it into your hearts to be His instruments for so good a work.
+
+For my own part, who am but one man, of obscure condition, I do solemnly
+declare, in the presence of Almighty God, that I will suffer the most
+ignominious and torturing death, rather than submit to receive this
+accursed coin, or any other that shall be liable to these objections,
+until they shall be forced upon me by a law of my own country; and, if
+that shall ever happen, I will transport myself into some foreign land,
+and eat the bread of poverty among a free people.
+
+Am I legally punishable for these expressions? shall another proclamation
+issue against me, because I presume to take my country's part against
+William Wood, where her final destruction is intended? But, whenever you
+shall please to impose silence upon me, I will submit; because I look upon
+your unanimous voice to be the voice of the nation; and this I have been
+taught, and do believe, to be in some manner the voice of God....
+
+I have sometimes wondered upon what motives the peerage of England were so
+desirous to determine our controversies; because I have been assured, and
+partly know, that the frequent appeals from hence have been very irksome
+to that illustrious body: and whoever has frequented the Painted Chamber
+and Courts of Requests, must have observed, that they are never so nobly
+filled as when an Irish appeal is under debate.
+
+The peers of Scotland, who are very numerous, were content to reside in
+their castles and houses in that bleak and barren climate; and although
+some of them made frequent journeys to London, yet I do not remember any
+of their greatest families, till very lately, to have made England their
+constant habitation before the Union; or, if they did, I am sure it was
+generally to their own advantage, and whatever they got was employed to
+cultivate and increase their own estates, and by that means enrich
+themselves and their country.
+
+As to the great number of rich absentees under the degree of peers, what
+particular ill-effects their absence may have upon this kingdom, besides
+those already mentioned, may perhaps be too tender a point to touch. But
+whether those who live in another kingdom upon great estates here, and
+have lost all regard to their own country, farther than upon account of
+the revenues they receive from it; I say, whether such persons may not be
+prevailed upon to recommend others to vacant seats, who have no interest
+here except a precarious employment, and consequently can have no views
+but to preserve what they have got, or to be higher advanced; this, I am
+sure, is a very melancholy question, if it be a question at all.
+
+But, besides the prodigious profit which England receives by the
+transmittal thither of two-thirds of the revenues of this old kingdom, it
+has another mighty advantage, by making our country a receptacle, wherein
+to disburden themselves of their supernumerary pretenders to offices;
+persons of second-rate merit in their own country, who, like birds of
+passage, most of them thrive and fatten here, and fly off when their
+credit and employments are at an end. So that Ireland may justly say, what
+Luther said of himself, POOR Ireland makes many rich!
+
+If, amid all our difficulties, I should venture to assert that we have one
+great advantage, provided we could improve it as we ought, I believe most
+of my readers would be long in conjecturing what possible advantage could
+ever fall to our share. However, it is certain that all the regular seeds
+of party and faction among us are entirely rooted out, and if any new ones
+shall spring up, they must be of equivocal generation, without any seed at
+all, and will be justly imputed to a degree of stupidity beyond even what
+we have been ever charged with upon the score of our birthplace and
+climate.
+
+The parties in this kingdom (including those of modern date) are, first,
+of those who have been charged or suspected to favour the Pretender; and
+those who were zealous opposers of him. Secondly, of those who were for
+and against a toleration of Dissenters by law. Thirdly, of High and Low
+Church, or (to speak in the cant of the times) of Whig and Tory. And,
+fourthly, of court and country. If there be any more, they are beyond my
+observation or politics; for, as to subaltern or occasional parties, they
+have been all derivations from the same originals.
+
+Now it is manifest, that all these incitements to faction, party, and
+division, are wholly removed from among us. For, as to the Pretender, his
+cause is both desperate and obsolete. There are very few now alive who
+were men in his father's time, and in that prince's interest; and in all
+others, the obligation of conscience has no place.[25] Even the Papists in
+general, of any substance or estates, and their priests almost
+universally, are what we call Whigs, in the sense which by that word is
+generally understood. They feel the smart, and see the scars of their
+former wounds, and very well know, that they must be made a sacrifice to
+the least attempts toward a change; although it cannot be doubted that
+they would be glad to have their superstition restored, under any prince
+whatsoever.
+
+Secondly, the Dissenters are now tolerated by law; neither do we observe
+any murmurs at present from that quarter, except those reasonable
+complaints they make of persecution, because they are excluded from civil
+employments; but their number being very small in either House of
+Parliament, they are not yet in a situation to erect a party: because,
+however indifferent men may be with regard to religion, they are now grown
+wise enough to know that if such a latitude were allowed to Dissenters,
+the few small employments left us in cities and corporations would find
+other hands to lay hold on them.
+
+Thirdly, the dispute between High and Low Church is now at an end;
+two-thirds of the bishops having been promoted in this reign, and most of
+them from England, who have bestowed all preferments in their gift to
+those they could well confide in: the deaneries, all except three, and
+many principal church-livings are in the donation of the Crown, so that we
+already possess such a body of clergy as will never engage in controversy
+upon that antiquated and exploded subject.
+
+Lastly, as to court and country parties, so famous and avowed under most
+reigns in English Parliaments; this kingdom has not, for several years
+past, been a proper scene whereon to exercise such contentions, and is now
+less proper than ever; many great employments for life being in distant
+hands, and the reversions diligently watched and secured; the temporary
+ones of any inviting value are all bestowed elsewhere as fast as they
+drop, and the few remaining are of too low consideration to create
+contests about them, except among younger brothers, or tradesmen like
+myself. And therefore, to institute a court and country party, without
+materials would be a very new system in politics, and what I believe was
+never thought on before: nor, unless in a nation of idiots, can ever
+succeed; for the most ignorant Irish cottager will not sell his cow for a
+groat.
+
+Therefore I conclude, that all party and faction, with regard to public
+proceedings, are now extinguished in this kingdom; neither does it appear
+in view how they can possibly revive, unless some new causes be
+administered; which cannot be done without crossing the interests of those
+who are the greatest gainers by continuing the same measures. And general
+calamities, without hope of redress, are allowed to be the great uniters
+of mankind.
+
+However we may dislike the causes, yet this effect of begetting a
+universal discord among us, in all national debates, as well as in cities,
+corporations, and country neighbourhoods, may keep us at least alive, and
+in a condition to eat the little bread allowed us in peace and amity.
+
+I have heard of a quarrel in a tavern, where all were at daggers drawing,
+till one of the company cried out, desiring to know the subject of the
+quarrel; which, when none of them could tell, they put up their swords,
+sat down, and passed the rest of the evening in quiet. The former has been
+our case, I hope the latter will be so too; that we shall sit down
+amicably together, at least until we have something that may give us a
+title to fall out, since nature has instructed even a brood of goslings to
+stick together, while the kite is hovering over their heads....
+
+
+
+
+THE ADDRESS TO THE JURY.
+
+
+This piece, as its title expresses, was published when the bill against
+the printer was to be brought before the grand jury: it warned them of
+what was expected from them. Whiteshed, the Chief Justice, again attempted
+to browbeat the jury, but in vain. The bill was thrown out: and the Chief
+Justice could only show his resentment by dissolving the Grand Jury.
+Whiteshed was so ridiculed that the vexation he suffered was thought to
+have shortened his life.
+
+
+_Seasonable Advice to the Grand Jury._
+
+Concerning the bill preparing against the printer of the Drapier's fourth
+letter.
+
+_November 11th, 1724._
+
+Since a bill is preparing for the grand jury to find against the printer
+of the Drapier's last letter, there are several things maturely to be
+considered by those gentlemen before they determine upon it.
+
+First, they are to consider, that the author of the said pamphlet did
+write three other discourses on the same subject, which, instead of being
+censured, were universally approved by the whole nation, and were allowed
+to have raised and continued that spirit among us, which has hitherto kept
+out Wood's coin; for all men will grant, that if those pamphlets had not
+been written, his coin must have overrun the nation some months ago.
+
+Secondly, it is to be considered, that this pamphlet, against which a
+proclamation has been issued, is written by the same author: that nobody
+ever doubted the innocence and goodness of his design; that he appears,
+through the whole tenour of it, to be a loyal subject to his Majesty, and
+devoted to the House of Hanover, and declares himself in a manner
+peculiarly zealous against the Pretender. And if such a writer, in four
+several treatises on so nice a subject, where a royal patent is concerned,
+and where it was necessary to speak of England and of liberty, should in
+one or two places happen to let fall an inadvertent expression, it would
+be hard to condemn him, after all the good he has done, especially when we
+consider that he could have no possible design in view, either of honour
+or profit, but purely the GOOD of his country.
+
+Thirdly, it ought to be well considered, whether any one expression in the
+said pamphlet be really liable to a just exception, much less to be found
+"wicked, malicious, seditious, reflecting upon his Majesty and his
+ministry," &c.
+
+The two points in that pamphlet, which it is said the prosecutors intend
+chiefly to fix on, are, first, where the author mentions the penner of the
+King's answer. First, it is well known his Majesty is not master of the
+English tongue; and therefore it is necessary that some other person
+should be employed to pen what he has to say or write in that language.
+Secondly, his Majesty's answer is not in the first person, but in the
+third. It is not said, WE are concerned, or OUR royal predecessors; but
+HIS MAJESTY is concerned, and HIS royal predecessors. By which it is
+plain, these are properly not the words of his Majesty, but supposed to be
+taken from him, and transmitted hither by one of his ministers. Thirdly,
+it will be easily seen, that the author of the pamphlet delivers his
+sentiments upon this particular with the utmost caution and respect, as
+any impartial reader will observe.
+
+The second paragraph, which it is said will be taken notice of as a motive
+to find the bill, is what the author says of Ireland's being a dependent
+kingdom; he explains all the dependence he knows of, which is a law made
+in Ireland, whereby it is enacted, "that whoever is King of England shall
+be King of Ireland." Before this explanation be condemned, and the bill
+found upon it, it would be proper that some lawyers should fully inform
+the jury what other law there is, either statute or common, for this
+dependency; and if there be no law, there is no transgression.
+
+The fourth thing very maturely to be considered by the jury, is, what
+influence their finding the bill may have upon the kingdom; the people in
+general find no fault in the Drapier's last book, any more than in the
+three former; and therefore, when they hear it is condemned by a grand
+jury of Dublin, they will conclude it is done in favour of Wood's coin;
+they will think we of this town have changed our minds, and intend to take
+those halfpence, and therefore it will be in vain for them to stand out:
+so that the question comes to this, which will be of the worst
+consequence?--to let pass one or two expressions, at the worst only
+unwary, in a book written for the public service; or to leave a free, open
+passage for Wood's brass to overrun us, by which we shall be undone for
+ever. The fifth thing to be considered is, that the members of the grand
+jury, being merchants and principal shopkeepers, can have no suitable
+temptation offered them as a recompense for the mischief they will do and
+suffer by letting-in this coin; nor can be at any loss or danger by
+rejecting the bill. They do not expect any employments in the State, to
+make up in their own private advantages the destruction of their country;
+whereas those who go about to advise, entice, or threaten them to find
+that bill, have great employments, which they have a mind to keep, or to
+get a greater; as it was likewise the case of all those who signed the
+proclamation to have the author prosecuted. And therefore it is known,
+that his grace the Lord Archbishop of Dublin, so renowned for his piety
+and wisdom, and love of his country, absolutely refused to condemn the
+book or the author.
+
+Lastly, it ought to be considered what consequence the finding of the bill
+may have upon a poor man perfectly innocent. I mean the printer. A lawyer
+may pick out expressions, and make them liable to exception, where no
+other man is able to find any. But how can it be supposed that an ignorant
+printer can be such a critic? He knew the author's design was honest and
+approved by the whole kingdom: he advised with friends, who told him there
+was no harm in the book, and he could see none himself: it was sent him in
+an unknown hand; but the same in which he received the three former. He
+and his wife have offered to take their oaths that they knew not the
+author, and therefore, to find a bill that may bring punishment upon the
+innocent, will appear very hard, to say no worse. For it will be
+impossible to find the author, unless he will please to discover himself;
+although I wonder he ever concealed his name; but I suppose what he did at
+first out of modesty, he continues to do out of prudence. God protect us
+and him!
+
+I will conclude all with a fable ascribed to Demosthenes. He had served
+the people of Athens with great fidelity in the station of an orator,
+when, upon a certain occasion, apprehending to be delivered over to his
+enemies, he told the Athenians, his countrymen, the following story: Once
+upon a time the wolves desired a league with the sheep, upon this
+condition, that the cause of the strife might be taken away, which was the
+shepherds and mastiffs: this being granted, the wolves, without all fear,
+made havoc of the sheep.
+
+
+
+
+SWIFT'S DESCRIPTION OF QUILCA.
+
+
+The summers of 1724 and 1725 were spent in this country-seat, which his
+friend Sheridan built for himself amongst the wildest of the Cavan heaths.
+Quilca stood near a little lake surrounded by trees. Here Sheridan tried a
+revival of the Roman chariot-races; the slope close by the lake was used
+for a theatre; the place is redolent with memories of Swift, who loved the
+place, though he perpetuated in verse the memory of its disorders, its
+dilapidations, and the general shortcomings, in which it reflected its
+owner's character and that of his scolding wife.
+
+
+THE BLUNDERS, DEFICIENCIES, DISTRESSES, AND MISFORTUNES OF QUILCA.
+
+_Proposed to contain one-and-twenty volumes in quarto._
+
+Begun April 20, 1724. To be continued weekly, if due encouragement be
+given.
+
+
+But one lock and a half in the whole house.
+
+The key of the garden-door lost.
+
+The empty bottles all uncleanable.
+
+The vessels for drink very few and leaky.
+
+The new house going to ruin before it is finished.
+
+One hinge of the street-door broke off, and the people forced to go out
+and come in at the back-door.
+
+The door of the Dean's bed-chamber full of large chinks.
+
+The beaufet letting in so much wind that it almost blows out the candles.
+
+The Dean's bed threatening every night to fall under him.
+
+The little table loose and broken in the joints.
+
+The passages open overhead, by which the cats pass continually into the
+cellar, and eat the victuals, for which one was tried, condemned, and
+executed by the sword.
+
+The large table in a very tottering condition.
+
+But one chair in the house fit for sitting on, and that in a very ill
+state of health.
+
+The kitchen perpetually crowded with savages.
+
+Not a bit of mutton to be had in the country.
+
+Want of beds, and a mutiny thereupon among the servants, until supplied
+from Kells.
+
+An egregious want of all the most common necessary utensils.
+
+Not a bit of turf in this cold weather; and Mrs. Johnson and the Dean in
+person, with all their servants, forced to assist at the bog, in gathering
+up the wet bottoms of old clumps.
+
+The grate in the ladies' bedchamber broke, and forced to be removed, by
+which they were compelled to be without fire, the chimney smoking
+intolerably; and the Dean's great-coat was employed to stop the wind from
+coming down the chimney, without which expedient they must have been
+starved to death.
+
+A messenger sent a mile to borrow an old broken tun-dish.
+
+Bottles stopped with bits of wood and tow, instead of corks.
+
+Not one utensil for a fire, except an old pair of tongs, which travels
+through the house, and is likewise employed to take the meat out of the
+pot, for want of a flesh-fork.
+
+Every servant an arrant thief as to victuals and drink, and every comer
+and goer as arrant a thief of everything he or she can lay their hands on.
+
+The spit blunted with poking into bogs for timber, and tears the meat to
+pieces.
+
+_Bellum atque faeminam_; or a kitchen war between nurse and a nasty crew of
+both sexes; she to preserve order and cleanliness, they to destroy both;
+and they generally are conquerors.
+
+_April 28._ This morning the great fore-door quite open, dancing backward
+and forward with all its weight upon the lower hinge, which must have been
+broken if the Dean had not accidentally come and relieved it.
+
+A great hole in the floor of the ladies' chamber, every hour hazarding a
+broken leg.
+
+Two iron spikes erect on the Dean's bedstead, by which he is in danger of
+a broken shin at rising and going to bed.
+
+The ladies' and Dean's servants growing fast into the manners and
+thieveries of the natives; the ladies themselves very much corrupted; the
+Dean perpetually storming, and in danger of either losing all his flesh,
+or sinking into barbarity for the sake of peace.
+
+Mrs. Dingley full of cares for herself, and blunders and negligence for
+her friends. Mrs. Johnson sick and helpless. The Dean deaf and fretting;
+the lady's maid awkward and clumsy; Robert lazy and forgetful; William a
+pragmatical, ignorant, and conceited puppy; Robin and nurse the two great
+and only supports of the family.
+
+_Bellum lactaeum_; or the milky battle, fought between the Dean and the
+crew of Quilca; the latter insisting on their privilege of not milking
+till eleven in the forenoon: whereas Mrs. Johnson wanted milk at eight for
+her health. In this battle the Dean got the victory; but the crew of
+Quilca begin to rebel again; for it is this day almost ten o'clock, and
+Mrs. Johnson has not got her milk.
+
+A proverb on the laziness and lodgings of the servants: "The worse their
+sty--the longer they lie."
+
+Two great holes in the wall of the ladies' bedchamber, just at the back of
+the bed, and one of them directly behind Mrs. Johnson's pillow, either of
+which would blow out a candle in the calmest day.
+
+
+
+
+ANSWER TO A PAPER,
+
+CALLED
+
+_A Memorial of the poor Inhabitants, Tradesmen, and Labourers of the
+Kingdom of Ireland._[26]
+
+
+Dublin, _March 25th, 1738_.
+
+SIR,
+
+I received a paper from you, whoever you are, printed without any name of
+author or printer, and sent, I suppose, to me among others, without any
+particular distinction. It contains a complaint of the dearness of corn,
+and some schemes for making it cheaper which I cannot approve of.
+
+But pray permit me, before I go farther, to give you a short history of
+the steps by which we arrived at this hopeful situation.
+
+It was, indeed, the shameful practice of too many Irish farmers, to wear
+out their ground with ploughing; while, either through poverty, laziness,
+or ignorance, they neither took care to measure it as they ought, nor
+gave time to any part of the land to recover itself; and when their leases
+were near expiring, being assured that their landlords would not renew,
+they ploughed even the meadows, and made such havoc, that their landlords
+were considerable sufferers by it.
+
+This gave birth to that abominable race of graziers, who, upon expiration
+of the farmers' leases, were ready to engross great quantities of land;
+and the gentlemen having been often before ill paid, and their land worn
+out of heart, were too easily tempted, when a rich grazier made an offer
+to take all their land, and give them security for payment. Thus a vast
+tract of land, where twenty or thirty farmers lived, together with their
+cottagers and labourers in their several cabins, became all desolate, and
+easily managed by one or two herdsmen and their boys; whereby the master
+grazier, with little trouble, seized to himself the livelihood of a
+hundred people.
+
+It must be confessed, that the farmers were justly punished for their
+knavery, brutality, and folly. But neither are the squires and landlords
+to be excused; for to them is owing the depopulating of the country, the
+vast number of beggars, and the ruin of those few sorry improvements we
+had. That farmers should be limited in ploughing is very reasonable, and
+practised in England, and might have easily been done here by penal
+clauses in their leases; but to deprive them, in a manner, altogether from
+tilling their lands, was a most stupid want of thinking.
+
+Had the farmers been confined to plough a certain quantity of land, with a
+penalty of ten pounds an acre for whatever they exceeded, and farther
+limited for the three or four last years of their leases, all this evil
+had been prevented; the nation would have saved a million of money, and
+been more populous by above two hundred thousand souls.
+
+For a people, denied the benefit of trade, to manage their lands in such a
+manner as to produce nothing but what they are forbidden to trade with, or
+only such things as they can neither export nor manufacture to advantage,
+is an absurdity that a wild Indian would be ashamed of; especially when we
+add, that we are content to purchase this hopeful commerce, by sending to
+foreign markets for our daily bread.
+
+The grazier's employment is to feed great flocks of sheep, or
+black-cattle, or both. With regard to sheep, as folly is usually
+accompanied with perverseness, so it is here. There is something so
+monstrous to deal in a commodity (farther than for our own use), which we
+are not allowed to export manufactured, nor even unmanufactured, but to
+one certain country, and only to some few ports in that country; there is,
+I say, something so sottish, that it wants a name in our language to
+express it by, and the good of it is, that the more sheep we have, the
+fewer human creatures are left to wear the wool, or eat the flesh.
+
+Ajax was mad when he mistook a flock of sheep for his enemies; but we
+shall never be sober until we have the same way of thinking.
+
+The other part of the grazier's business is, what we call black-cattle,
+producing hides, tallow, and beef for exportation: all which are good and
+useful commodities, if rightly managed. But it seems the greatest part of
+the hides are sent out raw, for want of bark to tan them; and that want
+will daily grow stronger, for I doubt the new project of tanning without
+it is at an end.
+
+Our beef, I am afraid, still continues scandalous in foreign markets, for
+the old reasons; but our tallow, for anything I know, may be good.
+However, to bestow the whole kingdom on beef and mutton, and thereby drive
+out half the people who should eat their share, and force the rest to send
+sometimes as far as Egypt for bread to eat with it, is a most peculiar and
+distinguished piece of public economy, of which I have no comprehension.
+
+I know very well that our ancestors the Scythians, and their posterity,
+our kinsmen the Tartars, lived upon the blood, and milk, and raw flesh of
+their cattle, without one grain of corn; but I confess myself so
+degenerate, that I am not easy without bread to my victuals....
+
+Now, sir, to return more particularly to you and your memorial. A hundred
+thousand barrels of wheat, you say, should be imported hither: and ten
+thousand pounds, premium to the importers. Have you looked into the purse
+of the nation?
+
+I am no Commissioner of the Treasury; but am well assured that the whole
+running cash would not supply you with a sum to purchase so much corn,
+which, only at twenty shillings a barrel, will be a hundred thousand
+pounds; and ten thousand more for the premium. But you will traffic for
+your corn with other goods; and where are those goods? if you had them,
+they are all engaged to pay the rents of absentees, and other occasions in
+London, besides a huge balance of trade this year against us. Will
+foreigners take our bankers' paper? I suppose they will value it at little
+more than so much a quire. Where are these rich farmers and engrossers of
+corn, in so bad a year, and so little sowing. You are in pain for two
+shillings premium, and forget the twenty shillings for the price; find me
+out the latter, and I will engage for the former.
+
+Your scheme for a tax for raising such a sum is all visionary, and owing
+to a great want of knowledge in the miserable state of this nation. Tea,
+coffee, sugar, spices, wine, and foreign clothes, are the particulars you
+mention upon which this tax should be raised. I will allow the two first;
+because they are unwholesome; and the last, because I should be glad if
+they were all burned: but I beg you will leave us our wine to make us
+awhile forget our misery, or give your tenants leave to plough for barley.
+But I will tell you a secret, which I learned many years ago from the
+commissioners of the customs in London: they said, when any commodity
+appeared to be taxed above a moderate rate, the consequence was, to lessen
+that branch of the revenue by one half; and one of those gentlemen
+pleasantly told me, that the mistake of parliaments, on such occasions,
+was owing to an error of computing two and two to make four, whereas, in
+the business of laying impositions, two and two never made more than one;
+which happens by lessening the import, and the strong temptation of
+running such goods as paid high duties at least in this kingdom....
+
+You are concerned how strange and surprising it would be in foreign parts
+to hear that the poor were starving in a RICH country, &c. Are you in
+earnest? Is Ireland the rich country you mean? Or are you insulting our
+poverty? Were you ever out of Ireland? Or were you ever in it till of
+late? You may probably have a good employment, and are saving all you can
+to purchase a good estate in England.
+
+But by talking so familiarly of one hundred and ten thousand pounds, by a
+tax upon a few commodities, it is plain you are either naturally or
+affectedly ignorant of our present condition: or else you would know and
+allow, that such a sum is not to be raised here, without a general excise;
+since, in proportion to our wealth, we pay already in taxes more than
+England ever did in the height of war. And when you have brought over your
+corn, who will be the buyers?--most certainly not the poor, who will not
+be able to purchase the twentieth part of it.
+
+Sir, upon the whole, your paper is a very crude piece, liable to more
+objections than there are lines; but I think your meaning is good, and so
+far you are pardonable.
+
+If you will propose a general contribution for supporting the poor in
+potatoes and butter-milk till the new corn comes in, perhaps you may
+succeed better, because the thing at least is possible; and I think if our
+brethren in England would contribute upon this emergency, out of the
+million they gain from us every year, they would do a piece of justice as
+well as charity. In the meantime, go and preach to your own tenants to
+fall to the plough as fast as they can, and prevail with your neighbouring
+squires to do the same with theirs; or else die with the guilt of having
+driven away half the inhabitants, and starving the rest.
+
+But why all this concern for the poor? We want them not, as the country is
+now managed; they may follow thousands of their leaders, and seek their
+bread abroad. Where the plough has no work, one family can do the business
+of fifty, and you may send away the other forty-nine. An admirable piece
+of husbandry, never known or practised by the wisest nations, who
+erroneously thought people to be the riches of a country!
+
+If so wretched a state of things would allow it, methinks I could have a
+malicious pleasure, after all the warning I have in vain given the public,
+at my own peril, for several years past, to see the consequences and
+events answering in every particular. I pretend to no sagacity; what I
+writ was little more than what I had discoursed to several persons, who
+were generally of my opinion, and it was obvious to every common
+understanding that such effects must needs follow from such causes--a
+fair issue of things begun upon party rage, while some sacrificed the
+public to fury, and others to ambition; while a spirit of faction and
+oppression reigned in every part of the country, where gentlemen, instead
+of consulting the ease of their tenants, or cultivating their lands, were
+worrying one another upon points of Whig and Tory, of High Church and Low
+Church, which no more concerned them than the long and famous controversy
+of strops for razors: while agriculture was wholly discouraged, and
+consequently half the farmers and labourers, and poorer tradesmen forced
+to beggary or banishment. "Wisdom crieth in the streets: Because I have
+called on you; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded; but ye
+have set at nought all my counsels, and would none of my reproof; I also
+will laugh at your calamity, and mock when your fear cometh."
+
+I have now done with your Memorial, and freely excuse your mistakes, since
+you appear to write as a stranger, and as of a country which is left at
+liberty to enjoy the benefits of nature, and to make the best of those
+advantages which God has given it, in soil, climate, and situation.
+
+
+
+
+MAXIMS CONTROLLED.
+
+
+The heading of this tract would imply that the theories of political
+economy have no application to Ireland. Here he shows, one by one, how the
+ordinary rules that guide us in regard to other nations are utterly
+fallacious when applied to Ireland. What strikes us most in all these
+tracts is the deliberate incisiveness of their irony, the despairing
+bitterness that gives them finish and completeness.
+
+
+MAXIMS CONTROULED IN IRELAND.
+
+_The Truth of Maxims in State and Government examined with reference to
+Ireland._
+
+Written in 1724.
+
+There are certain maxims of State, founded upon long observation and
+experience, drawn from the constant practice of the wisest nations, and
+from the very principles of government, nor even controuled by any writer
+on politics. Yet all these maxims do necessarily presuppose a kingdom, or
+commonwealth, to have the same natural rights common to the rest of
+mankind, who have entered into civil society; for if we could conceive a
+nation where each of the inhabitants had but one eye, one leg, and one
+hand, it is plain, before you could institute them into a republic, that
+an allowance must be made for those material defects wherein they differed
+from other mortals. Or, imagine a legislature forming a system for the
+government of bedlam, and, proceeding upon the maxim that man is a
+sociable animal, should draw them out of their cells, and form them into
+corporations or general assemblies; the consequence might probably be that
+they would fall foul on each other, or burn the house over their own
+heads.
+
+Of the like nature are innumerable errors committed by crude and short
+thinkers, who reason upon general topics, without the least allowance for
+the most important circumstances, which quite alter the nature of the
+case.
+
+This has been the fate of those small dealers who are every day publishing
+their thoughts, either on paper or in their assemblies, for improving the
+trade of Ireland, and referring us to the practice and example of England,
+Holland, France, or other nations.
+
+I shall, therefore, examine certain maxims of government, which generally
+pass for uncontrouled in the world, and consider how far they will suit
+with the present condition of this kingdom. First, It is affirmed by wise
+men that the dearness of things necessary for life, in a fruitful country,
+is a certain sign of wealth and great commerce; for when such necessaries
+are dear, it must absolutely follow that money is cheap and plentiful.
+
+But this is manifestly false in Ireland, for the following reason. Some
+years ago, the species of money here did probably amount to six or seven
+hundred thousand pounds; and I have good cause to believe that our
+remittances then did not much exceed the cash brought in to us. But, by
+the prodigious discouragements we have since received in every branch of
+our trade, by the frequent enforcement and rigorous execution of the
+Navigation-act--the tyranny of under custom-house officers--the yearly
+addition of absentees--the payments to regiments abroad, to civil and
+military officers residing in England--the unexpected sudden demands of
+great sums from the treasury--and some other drains of perhaps as great
+consequence--we now see ourselves reduced to a state (since we have no
+friends) of being pitied by our enemies; at least, if our enemies were of
+such a kind as to be capable of any regard towards us except of hatred and
+contempt.
+
+Forty years are now passed since the Revolution, when the contention of
+the British Empire was, most unfortunately for us, and altogether against
+the usual course of such mighty changes in government, decided in the
+least important nation; but with such ravages and ruin executed on both
+sides, as to leave the kingdom a desert, which in some sort it still
+continues.
+
+Neither did the long rebellions in 1641, make half such a destruction of
+houses, plantations, and personal wealth, in both kingdoms, as two years'
+campaigns did in ours, by fighting England's battles.
+
+By slow degrees, as by the gentle treatment we received under two
+auspicious reigns,[27] we grew able to live without running in debt.
+
+Our absentees were but few; we had great indulgence in trade, and a
+considerable share in employments of Church and State; and while the short
+leases continued, which were let some years after the war ended, tenants
+paid their rents with ease and cheerfulness, to the great regret of their
+landlords, who had taken up a spirit of opposition that is not easily
+removed. And although in these short leases, the rent was gradually to
+increase after short periods, yet, as soon as the terms elapsed, the land
+was let to the highest bidder, most commonly without the least effectual
+clause for building or planting. Yet, by many advantages, which this
+island then possessed, and has since utterly lost, the rents of land still
+grew higher upon every lease that expired, till they have arrived at the
+present exorbitance; when the frog, over-swelling himself, burst at last.
+
+With the price of land, of necessity rose that of corn and cattle, and all
+other commodities that farmers deal in; hence likewise, obviously, the
+rates of all goods and manufactures among shopkeepers, the wages of
+servants, and hire of labourers. But although our miseries came on fast,
+with neither trade nor money left; yet neither will the landlord abate in
+his rent, nor can the tenant abate in the price of what the rest must be
+paid with, nor any shopkeeper, tradesman, or labourer live, at lower
+expense for food and clothing, than he did before.
+
+I have been the larger upon this first head, because the same observations
+will clear up and strengthen a good deal of what I shall affirm upon the
+rest.
+
+The second maxim of those who reason upon trade and government, is, to
+assert that low interest is a certain sign of great plenty of money in a
+nation, for which, as in many other articles, they produce the examples
+of Holland and England. But, with relation to Ireland, this maxim is
+likewise entirely false.
+
+There are two reasons for the lowness of interest in any country. First,
+that which is usually alleged, the great plenty of species; and this is
+obvious. The second is, want of trade, which seldom falls under common
+observation, although it be equally true, for, where trade is altogether
+discouraged, there are few borrowers. In those countries where men can
+employ a large stock, the young merchant, whose fortune may be four or
+five hundred pounds, will venture to borrow as much more, and can afford a
+reasonable interest. Neither is it easy, at this day, to find many of
+those, whose business reaches to employ even so inconsiderable a sum,
+except among the importers of wine, who, as they have most part of the
+present trade in these parts of Ireland in their hands, so they are the
+most exorbitant, exacting fraudulent dealers, that ever trafficked in any
+nation, and are making all possible speed to ruin both themselves and the
+nation.
+
+From this defect of gentlemen's not knowing how to dispose of their ready
+money, arises the high purchase of land, which in all other countries is
+reckoned a sign of wealth. For, the frugal squires, who live below their
+incomes, have no other way to dispose of their savings but by mortgage or
+purchase, by which the rates of land must naturally increase; and if this
+trade continues long, under the uncertainty of rents, the landed men of
+ready money will find it more for their advantage to send their cash to
+England, and place it in the funds; which I myself am determined to do,
+the first considerable sum I shall be master of.
+
+It has likewise been a maxim among politicians, "That the great increase
+of buildings in the metropolis, argues a flourishing state." But this, I
+confess, has been controuled from the example of London; when, by the long
+and annual parliamentary session, such a number of senators with their
+families, friends, adherents, and expectants, draw such prodigious numbers
+to that city, that the old hospitable custom of lords and gentlemen living
+in their ancient seats among their tenants, is almost lost in England; is
+laughed out of doors; insomuch that, in the middle of summer, a legal
+House of Lords and Commons might be brought in a few hours to London, from
+their country villas within twelve miles round.
+
+The case in Ireland is yet somewhat worse: for the absentees of great
+estates, who, if they lived at home, would have many rich retainers in
+their neighbourhoods, have learned to rack their lands, and shorten their
+leases, as much as any residing squire; and the few remaining of those
+latter, having some vain hope of employments for themselves, or their
+children, and discouraged by the beggarliness and thievery of their own
+miserable farmers and cottagers, or seduced by the vanity of their wives,
+on pretence of their children's education (whereof the fruits are so
+apparent), together with that most wonderful, and yet more unaccountable
+zeal, for a seat in their assembly, though at some years' purchase of
+their whole, estates: these, and some other motives, have drawn such
+concourse to this beggarly city, that the dealers of the several branches
+of building have found out all the commodious and inviting places for
+erecting new houses; while fifteen hundred of the old ones, which is a
+seventh part of the whole city, are said to be left uninhabited, and
+falling to ruin. Their method is the same with that which was first
+introduced by Dr. Barebone at London, who died a bankrupt. The mason, the
+bricklayer, the carpenter, the slater, and the glazier, take a lot of
+ground, club to build one or more houses, unite their credit, their stock,
+and their money; and when their work is finished sell it to the best
+advantage they can. But, as it often happens, and more every day, that
+their fund will not answer half their design, they are forced to undersell
+it at the first story, and are all reduced to beggary. Insomuch, that I
+know a certain fanatic brewer, who is reported to have some hundreds of
+houses in this town, is said to have purchased the greatest part of them
+at half value from ruined undertakers; has intelligence of all new houses
+where the finishing is at a stand, takes advantage of the builders'
+distress, and, by the advantage of ready money, gets fifty _per cent._ at
+least for his bargain.
+
+It is another undisputed maxim in government, "That people are the riches
+of a nation;" which is so universally granted, that it will be hardly
+pardonable to bring it into doubt. And I will grant it to be so far true,
+even in this island, that if we had the African custom, or privilege, of
+selling our useless bodies for slaves to foreigners, it would be the most
+useful branch of our trade, by ridding us of a most unsupportable burden,
+and bringing us money in the stead. But, in our present situation, at
+least five children in six who are born, lie a dead weight upon us, for
+want of employment. And a very skilful computer assured me, that above one
+half of the souls in this kingdom supported themselves by begging and
+thievery; two-thirds whereof would be able to get their bread in any other
+country upon earth. Trade is the only incitement to labour; where that
+fails, the poorer native must either beg, steal or starve, or be forced to
+quit his country. This has made me often wish, for some years past, that
+instead of discouraging our people from seeking foreign soil, the public
+would rather pay for transporting all our unnecessary mortals, whether
+Papists or Protestants, to America; as drawbacks are sometimes allowed for
+exporting commodities, where a nation is overstocked. I confess myself to
+be touched with very sensible pleasure, when I hear of a mortality in any
+country parish or village, where the wretches are forced to pay for a
+filthy cabin, and two ridges of potatoes, treble the worth; brought up to
+steal or beg, for want of work; to whom death would be the best thing to
+be wished for on account both of themselves and the public.
+
+Among all taxes imposed by the legislature, those upon luxury are
+universally allowed to be the most equitable, and beneficial to the
+subject; and the commonest reasoner on government might fill a volume with
+arguments on the subject. Yet here again, by the singular fate of Ireland,
+this maxim is utterly false; and the putting of it in practice may have
+such a pernicious consequence, as, I certainly believe, the thoughts of
+proposers were not able to reach.
+
+The miseries we suffer by our absentees, are of a far more extensive
+nature than seems to be commonly understood. I must vindicate myself to
+the reader so far, as to declare solemnly, that what I shall say of those
+lords and squires, does not arise from the least regard I have for their
+understandings, their virtues, or their persons: for, although I have not
+the honour of the least acquaintance with any one among them (my ambition
+not soaring so high), yet I am too good a witness of the situation they
+have been in for thirty years past; the veneration paid them by the
+people, the high esteem they are in among the prime nobility and gentry,
+the particular marks of favour and distinction they receive from the
+Court; the weight and consequence of their interest, added to their great
+zeal and application for preventing any hardships their country might
+suffer from England, wisely considering that their own fortunes and
+honours were embarked in the same bottom.
+
+
+
+
+A SHORT VIEW OF THE STATE OF IRELAND, 1727.
+
+
+Here, Swift catalogues in regular order the possible adjuncts and
+conditions of prosperity, and shows how the very negative of each is
+present in Ireland. "If we flourish, it is against every law of nature and
+reason: like the thorn of Glastonbury, which blossoms in the midst of
+winter." He draws a fanciful picture of what Ireland might seem to a
+stranger, favoured as she is by nature; but breaks from it in despair. All
+his tracts have one end and aim: "Be independent." Law cannot help; theory
+is futile; English selfishness is great. Whatever you get will be by
+self-assertion and by that alone. Swift was acquainted with the current
+nostrums, which he despised. He saw the evil lay deeper, and that it could
+be cured only by giving to Ireland the motive power of independence. He
+kindled her energy by plain bald statements, withering sarcasm, derisive
+scorn, and the fiercest indignation. The sarcasm and indignation are for
+the English selfishness; the scorn for Irish imbecility and weakness.
+
+
+_A Short View of the State of Ireland, 1727._
+
+I am assured, that it has for some time been practised as a method of
+making men's court, when they are asked about the rate of lands, the
+abilities of the tenants, the state of trade and manufacture in this
+kingdom, and how their rents are paid; to answer, that in their
+neighbourhood all things are in a flourishing condition, the rent and
+purchase of land every day increasing. And if a gentleman happen to be a
+little more sincere in his representation, besides being looked on as not
+well-affected, he is sure to have a dozen contradictors at his elbow. I
+think it is no manner of secret, why these questions are so cordially
+asked, or so obligingly answered.
+
+But since, with regard to the affairs of this kingdom, I have been using
+all endeavours to subdue my indignation, to which indeed I am not provoked
+by any personal interest, not being the owner of one spot of ground in the
+whole island; I shall only enumerate, by rules generally known, and never
+contradicted, what are the true causes of any country's flourishing and
+growing rich; and then examine what effects arise from those causes in the
+kingdom of Ireland.
+
+The first cause of a kingdom's thriving is, the fruitfulness of the soil
+to produce the necessaries and conveniences of life; not only sufficient
+for the inhabitants, but for exportation into other countries.
+
+The second is, the industry of the people, in working up all their native
+commodities to the last degree of manufacture.
+
+The third is, the conveniency of safe ports and havens, to carry out their
+own goods as much manufactured, and bring in those of others as little
+manufactured as the nature of mutual commerce will allow.
+
+The fourth is, that the natives should, as much as possible, export and
+import their goods in vessels of their own timber, made in their own
+country.
+
+The fifth is, the privilege of a free trade in all foreign countries which
+will permit them, except those who are in war with their own prince or
+State.
+
+The sixth is, by being governed only by laws made with their own consent;
+for otherwise they are not a free people. And therefore all appeals for
+justice, or applications for favour or preferment, to another country, are
+so many grievous impoverishments.
+
+The seventh is, by improvement of land, encouragement of agriculture, and
+thereby increasing the number of their people; without which any country,
+however blessed by nature, must continue poor.
+
+The eighth is, the residence of the prince, or chief administrator of the
+civil power.
+
+The ninth is, the concourse of foreigners, for education, curiosity, or
+pleasure, or as to a general mart of trade.
+
+The tenth is, by disposing all offices of honour, profit, or trust, only
+to the natives; or at least with very few exceptions, where strangers have
+long inhabited the country, and are supposed to understand and regard the
+interests of it as their own.
+
+The eleventh is, when the rents of land and profits of employment are
+spent in the country which produced them, and not in another; the former
+of which will certainly happen where the love of our native country
+prevails.
+
+The twelfth is, by the public revenues being all spent and employed at
+home, except on the occasions of a foreign war.
+
+The thirteenth is, where the people are not obliged unless they find it
+for their own interest or conveniency, to receive any moneys, except of
+their own coinage by a public mint, after the manner of all civilized
+nations.
+
+The fourteenth is, a disposition of the people of a country to wear their
+own manufactures, and import as few incitements to luxury, either in
+clothes, furniture, food, or drink, as they can possibly live
+conveniently without.
+
+There are many other causes of a nation's thriving, which I at present
+cannot recollect; but without advantage from at least some of these, after
+turning my thoughts a long time, I am not able to discover whence our
+wealth proceeds, and therefore would gladly be better informed. In the
+meantime, I will here examine what share falls to Ireland of these causes,
+or of the effects and consequences.
+
+It is not my intention to complain, but barely to relate facts; and the
+matter is not of small importance. For it is allowed, that a man who lives
+in a solitary house, far from help, is not wise in endeavouring to acquire
+in the neighbourhood the reputation of being rich; because those who come
+for gold, will go off with pewter and brass, rather than return empty: and
+in the common practice of the world, those who possess most wealth, make
+the least parade; which they leave to others, who have nothing else to
+bear them out in showing their faces on the Exchange.
+
+As to the first cause of a nation's riches, being the fertility of the
+soil, as well as temperature of the climate, we have no reason to
+complain; for, although the quantity of unprofitable land in this kingdom,
+reckoning bog and rock and barren mountain, be double in proportion to
+what it is in England; yet the native productions, which both kingdoms
+deal in, are very near on an equality in point of goodness, and might,
+with the same encouragement, be as well manufactured. I except mines and
+minerals; in some of which, however, we are only defective in point of
+skill and industry. In the second, which is the industry of the people,
+our misfortune is not altogether owing to our own fault, but to a million
+of discouragements.
+
+The conveniency of ports and havens, which nature has bestowed so
+liberally on this kingdom, is of no more use to us than a beautiful
+prospect to a man shut up in a dungeon.
+
+As to shipping of its own, Ireland is so utterly unprovided, that of all
+the excellent timber cut down within these fifty or sixty years, it can
+hardly be said that the nation has received the benefit of one valuable
+house to dwell in, or one ship to trade with. Ireland is the only kingdom
+I ever heard or read of, either in ancient or modern story, which was
+denied the liberty of exporting their native commodities and manufactures
+wherever they pleased, except to countries at war with their own prince or
+State: yet this privilege, by the superiority of mere power, is refused us
+in the most momentous parts of commerce; besides an act of navigation, to
+which we never consented, pinned down upon us, and rigorously executed;
+and a thousand other unexampled circumstances, as grievous as they are
+invidious to mention. To go on to the rest. It is too well known, that we
+are forced to obey some laws we never consented to; which is a condition I
+must not call by its true uncontroverted name, for fear of Lord Chief
+Justice Whitshed's ghost, with his _Libertas et natale solum_ written for
+a motto on his coach, as it stood at the door of the court, while he was
+perjuring himself to betray both. Thus we are in the condition of
+patients, who have physic sent them by doctors at a distance, strangers to
+their constitution and the nature of their disease....
+
+As to the improvement of land, those few who attempt that or planting,
+through covetousness, or want of skill, generally leave things worse than
+they were; neither succeeding in trees nor hedges; and, by running into
+the fancy of grazing, after the manner of the Scythians, are every day
+depopulating the country.
+
+We are so far from having a king to reside among us, that even the viceroy
+is generally absent four-fifths of his time in the government.
+
+No strangers from other countries make this a part of their travels;
+where they can expect to see nothing but scenes of misery and desolation.
+
+Those who have the misfortune to be born here, have the least title to any
+considerable employment; to which they are seldom preferred, but upon a
+political consideration. One-third part of the rents of Ireland is spent
+in England; which, with the profit of employments, pensions, appeals,
+journeys of pleasure or health, education at the Inns of Court and both
+Universities, remittances at pleasure, the pay of all superior officers in
+the army, and other incidents, will amount to a full half of the income of
+the whole kingdom, all clear profit to England.
+
+We are denied the liberty of coining gold, silver, or even copper. In the
+Isle of Man they coin their own silver; every petty prince, vassal to the
+Emperor, can coin what money he pleases. And in this, as in most of the
+articles already mentioned, we are an exception to all other states and
+monarchies that were ever known in the world.
+
+As to the last, or fourteenth article, we take special care to act
+diametrically contrary to it in the whole course of our lives. Both sexes,
+but especially the women, despise and abhor to wear any of their own
+manufactures, even those which are better made than in other countries;
+particularly a sort of silk plaid, through which the workmen are forced to
+run a kind of gold thread, that it may pass for Indian.
+
+Even ale and potatoes are imported from England, as well as corn; and our
+foreign trade is little more than importation of French wine, for which I
+am told we pay ready money.
+
+Now, if all this be true (upon which I could easily enlarge), I should be
+glad to know, by what secret method it is that we grow a rich and
+flourishing people, without liberty, trade, manufactures, inhabitants,
+money, or the privilege of coining; without industry, labour, or
+improvement of land; and with more than half the rent and profits of the
+whole kingdom annually exported, for which we receive not a single
+farthing; and to make up all this, nothing worth mentioning, except the
+linen of the North, a trade, casual, corrupted, and at mercy; and some
+butter from Cork. If we do flourish, it must be against every law of
+nature and reason; like the thorn at Glastonbury, that blossoms in the
+midst of winter....
+
+There is not one argument used to prove the riches of Ireland, which is
+not a logical demonstration of its poverty. The rise of our rents is
+squeezed out of the very blood, and vitals, and clothes, and dwellings of
+the tenants, who live worse than English beggars. The lowness of interest,
+in all other countries a sign of wealth, is in us a proof of misery; there
+being no trade to employ any borrower. Hence alone comes the dearness of
+land, since the savers have no other way to lay out their money; hence the
+dearness of necessaries of life; because the tenants cannot afford to pay
+such extravagant rates for land (which they must take, or go a'begging),
+without raising the price of cattle and of corn, although themselves
+should live upon chaff. Hence our increase of building in this city;
+because workmen have nothing to do but to employ one another, and one half
+of them are infallibly undone. Hence the daily increase of bankers, who
+may be a necessary evil in a trading country, but so ruinous in ours; who,
+for their private advantage, have sent away all our silver, and one-third
+of our gold; so that within three years past the running cash of the
+nation, which was about five hundred thousand pounds, is now less than
+two, and must daily diminish, unless we have liberty to coin, as well as
+that important kingdom the Isle of Man, and the meanest principality in
+the German empire, as I before observed.
+
+I have sometimes thought, that this paradox of the kingdom's growing rich
+is chiefly owing to those worthy gentlemen the BANKERS; who, except some
+custom-house officers, birds of passage, oppressive thrifty squires, and a
+few others who shall be nameless, are the only thriving among us: and I
+have often wished that a law were enacted to hang up half a dozen bankers
+every year, and thereby interpose at least some short delay to the farther
+ruin of Ireland.
+
+Ye are idle! ye are idle! answered Pharaoh to the Israelites, when they
+complained to his Majesty that they were forced to make bricks without
+straw.
+
+England enjoys every one of those advantages for enriching a nation which
+I have above enumerated; and, into the bargain, a good million returned to
+them every year without labour or hazard, or one farthing value received
+on our side; but how long we shall be able to continue the payment, I am
+not under the least concern. One thing I know, that, when the hen is
+starved to death, there will be no more golden eggs. I think it a little
+unhospitable, and others may call it a subtile piece of malice, that
+because there may be a dozen families in this town able to entertain their
+English friends in a generous manner at their tables, their guests upon
+their return to England shall report that we wallow in riches and luxury.
+
+Yet I confess I have known an hospital, where all the household officers
+grew rich; while the poor, for whose sake it was built, were almost
+starved for want of food and raiment.
+
+To conclude: If Ireland be a rich and flourishing kingdom, its wealth and
+prosperity must be owing to certain causes, that are yet concealed from
+the whole race of mankind; and the effects are equally invisible. We need
+not wonder at strangers, when they deliver such paradoxes; but a native
+and inhabitant of this kingdom, who gives the same verdict, must be either
+ignorant to stupidity, or a man-pleaser, at the expense of all honour,
+conscience, and truth.
+
+
+
+
+THE STORY OF THE INJURED LADY.
+
+_Written by herself, in a letter to her Friend; with his answer._
+
+
+SIR,
+
+Being ruined by the inconstancy and unkindness of a lover, I hope a true
+and plain relation of my misfortunes may be of use and warning to
+credulous maids, never to put too much trust in deceitful men.
+
+A gentleman in the neighbourhood[28] had two mistresses, another and
+myself;[29] and he pretended honourable love to us both. Our three houses
+stood pretty near one another; his was parted from mine by a river,[30]
+and from my rival's by an old broken wall.[31] But before I enter into the
+particulars of this gentleman's hard usage of me, I will give a very just
+and impartial character of my rival and myself.
+
+As to her person, she is tall and lean, and very ill-shaped; she has bad
+features, and a worse complexion. As to her other qualifies, she has no
+reputation either for honesty, truth, or manners, and it is no wonder,
+considering what her education has been. To sum up all, she is poor and
+beggarly, and gets a sorry maintenance by pilfering wherever she comes.
+
+As for this gentleman, who is now so fond of her, she still bears him an
+invincible hatred; reviles him to his face, and rails at him in all
+companies. Her house is frequented by a company of rogues and thieves, and
+pickpockets, whom she encourages to rob his hen-roosts, steal his corn and
+cattle, and do him all manner of mischief.[32] She has been known to come
+at the head of these rascals, and beat her lover until he was sore from
+head to foot, and then force him to pay for the trouble she was at. Once,
+attended with a crew of ragamuffins, she broke into his house, turned all
+things topsy-turvey, and then set it on fire. At the same time she told so
+many lies among his servants that it set them all by the ears, and his
+poor steward[33] was knocked on the head; for which I think, and so does
+all the country, that she ought to be answerable. To conclude her
+character: she is of a different religion, being a Presbyterian of the
+most rank and violent kind, and consequently having an inveterate hatred
+to the Church; yet I am sure I have been always told, that in marriage
+there ought to be a union of minds as well as of persons.
+
+I will now give my own character, and shall do it in few words, and with
+modesty and truth. I was reckoned to be as handsome as any in our
+neighbourhood, until I became pale and thin with grief and ill-usage. I am
+still fair enough, and have, I think, no very ill features about me. They
+that see me now will hardly allow me ever to have had any great share of
+beauty; for, besides being so much altered, I go always mobbed and in an
+undress, as well out of neglect, as indeed for want of clothes to appear
+in. I might add to all this, that I was born to a good estate, although it
+now turns to little account under the oppressions I endure, and has been
+the true cause of all my misfortunes.
+
+Some years ago, this gentleman, taking a fancy either to my person or
+fortune, made his addresses to me: which, being then young and foolish, I
+too readily admitted. When he had once got possession, he began to play
+the usual part of a too fortunate lover, affecting on all occasions to
+show his authority, and to act like a conqueror. First, he found fault
+with the government of my family, which, I grant was none of the best,
+consisting of ignorant, illiterate creatures, for at that time I knew but
+little of the world. In compliance to him, therefore, I agreed to fall
+into his ways and methods of living; I consented that his steward should
+govern my house, and have liberty to employ an understeward,[34] who
+should receive his directions. My lover proceeded farther, turned away
+several old servants and tenants, and supplying me with others from his
+own house. These grew so domineering and unreasonable, that there was no
+quiet, and I heard of nothing but perpetual quarrels, which, although I
+could not possibly help, yet my lover laid all the blame and punishment
+upon me; and upon every falling out still turned away more of my people,
+and supplied me in their stead with a number of fellows and dependents of
+his own, whom he had no other way to provide for. Overcome by love, and to
+avoid noise and contention, I yielded to all his usurpations, and finding
+it in vain to resist, I thought it my best policy to make my court to my
+new servants, and draw them to my interests; I fed them from my own table
+with the best I had, put my new tenants on the choice parts of my land,
+and treated them all so kindly that they began to love me as well as their
+master. In process of time, all my old servants were gone, and I had not
+a creature about me, nor above one or two tenants, but what were of his
+choosing; yet I had the good luck, by gentle usage, to bring over the
+greatest part of them to my side. When my lover observed this, he began to
+alter his language; and to those who inquired about me, he would answer
+that I was an old dependent upon his family, whom he had placed on some
+concerns of his own; and he began to use me accordingly, neglecting, by
+degrees, all common civility in his behaviour. I shall never forget the
+speech he made me one morning, which he delivered with all the gravity in
+the world. He put me in mind of the vast obligations I lay under to him in
+sending me so many of his people for my own good, and to teach me manners:
+that it had cost him ten times more than I was worth to maintain me; that
+it had been much better for him if I had been burnt, or sunk to the bottom
+of the sea; that it was reasonable I should strain myself as far as I was
+able to reimburse him some of his charges; that from henceforward he
+expected his word should be a law to me in all things; that I must
+maintain a parish-watch against thieves and robbers, and give salaries to
+an overseer, a constable, and others, all of his own choosing whom he
+would send from time to time to be spies upon me; that, to enable me the
+better in supporting these expenses, my tenants should be obliged to carry
+all their goods across the river to his own town-market, and pay toll on
+both sides, and then sell them at half value. But because we were a nasty
+sort of people, and that he could not endure to touch anything that we had
+a hand in, and, likewise, because he wanted work to employ his own folks,
+therefore we must send all our goods to his market just in their
+naturals--the milk immediately from the cow, without making into cheese or
+butter; the corn in the ear; the grass as it was mowed; the wool as it
+comes from the sheep's back; and bring the fruit upon the branch, that he
+might not be obliged to eat it after our filthy hands: that if a tenant
+carried but a piece of bread and cheese to eat by the way, or an inch of
+worsted to mend his stockings, he should forfeit his whole parcel: and
+because a parcel of rogues usually plied on the river between us, who
+often robbed my tenants of their goods and boats, he ordered a waterman of
+his to guard them, whose manner was to be out of the way till the poor
+wretches were plundered, then to overtake the thieves, and seize all as
+lawful prize to his master and himself. It would be endless to repeat a
+hundred other hardships he has put upon me; but it is a general rule, that
+whenever he imagines the smallest advantage will redound to one of his
+footboys by any new oppression of me and my whole family and estate, he
+never disputeth it a moment. All this has rendered me so very
+insignificant and contemptible at home, that some servants, to whom I pay
+the greatest wages, and many tenants, who have the most beneficial leases,
+are gone over to live with him, yet I am bound to continue their wages and
+pay their rents; by which means one-third of my income is spent on his
+estate, and above another third by his tolls and markets: and my poor
+tenants are so sunk and impoverished, that instead of maintaining me
+suitably to my quality, they can hardly find me clothes to keep me warm,
+or provide the common necessaries of life for themselves.
+
+Matters being in this posture between me and my lover, I received
+intelligence that he had been for some time making very pressing overtures
+of marriage to my rival, until there happened to be some misunderstandings
+between them. She gave him ill words, and threatened to break off all
+commerce with him. He, on the other side, having either acquired courage
+by his triumphs over me, or supposing her to be as tame a fool as I,
+thought at first to carry it with a high hand, but hearing at the same
+time that she had thought of making some private proposals to join with me
+against him, and doubting, with very good reason, that I would readily
+accept them, he seemed very much disconcerted.[35] This, I thought, was a
+proper occasion to show some great example of generosity and love; and so,
+without farther consideration, I sent him word, that hearing there was
+likely to be a quarrel betwixt him and my rival, notwithstanding all that
+had passed, and without binding him to any conditions in my own favour, I
+would stand by him against her and all the world, while I had a penny in
+my purse, or a petticoat to pawn. This message was subscribed by all my
+chief tenants, and proved so powerful, that my rival immediately grew more
+tractable upon it. The result of which was, that there is now a treaty of
+marriage concluded between them,[36] the wedding clothes are bought, and
+nothing remains but to perform the ceremony, which is put off for some
+days, because they design it to be a public wedding. And to reward my
+love, constancy, and generosity, he has bestowed on me the office of being
+sempstress to his grooms and footmen, which I am forced to accept or
+starve.[37] Yet, in the midst of this my situation, I cannot but have some
+pity for this deluded man.
+
+For my part, I think, and so does all the country, too, that the man is
+possessed; at least none of us are able to imagine what he can possibly
+see in her, unless she has bewitched him, or given him some powder.
+
+I am sure I never sought this alliance, and you can bear me witness that I
+might have had other matches; nay if I were lightly disposed, I could
+still perhaps have offers, that some, who hold their heads higher, would
+be glad to accept. But alas! I never had any such wicked thought; all I
+now desire is, only to enjoy a little quiet, to be free from the
+persecutions of this unreasonable man, and that he will let me manage my
+own little fortune to the best advantage; for which I will undertake to
+pay him a considerable pension every year, much more considerable than
+what he now gets by his oppressions; for he must needs find himself a
+loser at last, when he has drained me and my tenants so dry, that we shall
+not have a penny for him or ourselves. There is one imposition of his I
+had almost forgot, which I think unsufferable, and will appeal to you, or
+any reasonable person, whether it be so or not. I told you before, that by
+an old compact we agreed to have the same steward; at which time I
+consented likewise to regulate my family and estate by the same method
+with him, which he then showed me written down in form, and I approved
+of. Now, the turn he thinks fit to give this compact of ours is very
+extraordinary; for he pretends, that whatever orders he shall think fit to
+prescribe for the future in his family, he may, if he will, compel mine to
+observe them without asking my advice, or hearing my reasons.
+
+So that I must not make a lease without his consent, or give any
+directions for the well-governing of my family, but what he countermands
+whenever he pleases. This leaves me at such confusion and uncertainty,
+that my servants know not when to obey me; and my tenants, although many
+of them be very well-inclined, seem quite at a loss.
+
+But I am too tedious upon this melancholy subject, which however I hope
+you will forgive, since the happiness of my whole life depends upon it. I
+desire you will think awhile, and give your best advice what measures I
+shall take with prudence, justice, courage, and honour, to protect my
+liberty and fortune against the hardships and severities I lie under from
+that unkind, inconstant man.
+
+
+
+
+THE ANSWER TO THE INJURED LADY.
+
+
+MADAM,
+
+I have received your ladyship's letter, and carefully considered every
+part of it, and shall give you my opinion how you ought to proceed for
+your own security. But first I must beg leave to tell your ladyship, that
+you were guilty of an unpardonable weakness the other day, in making that
+offer to your lover of standing by him in any quarrel he might have with
+your rival. You know very well, that she began to apprehend he had designs
+of using her as he had done you; and common prudence might have directed
+you rather to have entered into some measures with her for joining against
+him, until he might at least be brought to some reasonable terms; but your
+invincible hatred to that lady has carried your resentments so high, as to
+be the cause of your ruin; yet if you please to consider, this aversion of
+yours began a good while before she became your rival, and was taken up by
+you and your family in a sort of compliment to your lover, who formerly
+had a great abhorrence of her. It is true, since that time you have
+suffered very much by her encroachments upon your estate,[38] but she
+never pretended to govern and direct you; and now you have drawn a new
+enemy upon yourself; for I think you may count upon all the ill offices
+she can possibly do you, by her credit with her husband; whereas, if,
+instead of openly declaring against her, without any provocation, you had
+but sat still awhile, and said nothing, that gentleman would have lessened
+his severity to you out of perfect fear. This weakness of yours you call
+generosity; but I doubt there was more in the matter: in short, madam, I
+have good reasons to think you were betrayed to it by the pernicious
+counsel of some about you; for to my certain knowledge, several of your
+tenants and servants to whom you have been very kind, are as arrant
+rascals as any in the country. I know the matters of fact, as you relate
+them, are true, and fairly represented.
+
+My advice therefore is this: get your tenants together as soon as you
+conveniently can, and make them agree to the following resolutions.
+
+First, that your family and servants have no dependence upon the said
+gentleman, farther than by the old agreement, which obliges you to have
+the same steward, and to regulate your household by such methods as you
+should both agree to.
+
+Secondly, that you will not carry your goods to the market of his town,
+unless you please, nor be hindered from carrying them anywhere else.
+
+Thirdly, that the servants you pay wages to shall live at home, or forfeit
+their places.
+
+Fourthly, that whatever lease you make to a tenant, it shall not be in his
+power to break it.
+
+If he will agree to these articles, I advise you to contribute as largely
+as you can to all charges of parish and county.
+
+I can assure you, several of that gentleman's ablest tenants and servants
+are against his severe usage of you and would be glad of an occasion to
+convince the rest of their error, if you will not be wanting to yourself.
+
+If the gentleman refuses these just and reasonable offers, pray let me
+know it, and perhaps I may think of something else that will be more
+effectual.
+
+ I am,
+ Madam,
+ Your Ladyship's, etc.
+
+
+
+
+A LETTER TO THE ARCHBISHOP OF DUBLIN,[39] CONCERNING THE WEAVERS.
+
+
+MY LORD,
+
+The corporation of weavers in the woollen manufacture, who have so often
+attended your Grace, and called upon me with their schemes and proposals,
+were with me on Thursday last; when he who spoke for the rest, and in the
+name of his absent brethren, said, "It was the opinion of the whole body,
+that if somewhat was written at this time, by an able hand, to persuade
+the people of this kingdom to wear their own woollen manufactures, it
+might be of good use to the nation in general, and preserve many hundreds
+of their trade from starving."
+
+To which I answered, "That it was hard for any man of common spirit to
+turn his thoughts to such speculations, without discovering a resentment,
+which people are too delicate to bear." For I will not deny to your Grace,
+that I cannot reflect on the singular condition of this country,
+different from all others upon the face of the earth, without some
+emotion; and without often examining, as I pass the streets, whether those
+animals which come in my way, with two legs and human faces, clad and
+erect, be of the same species with what I have seen very like them in
+England as to the outward shape, but differing in their notions, natures,
+and intellectuals, more than any two kinds of brutes in the forest; which
+any man of common prudence would immediately discover, by persuading them
+to define what they meant by law, liberty, property, courage, reason,
+loyalty, or religion.
+
+One thing, my lord, I am very confident of; that if God Almighty, for our
+sins, would most justly send us a pestilence, whoever should dare to
+discover his grief in public for such a visitation, would certainly be
+censured for disaffection to the government; for I solemnly profess that I
+do not know one calamity we have undergone these many years, which any
+man, whose opinions were not in fashion, dared to lament, without being
+openly charged with that imputation. And this is the harder, because
+although a mother, when she has corrected her child, may sometimes force
+it to kiss the rod, yet she will never give that power to the footboy or
+the scullion.
+
+My lord, there are two things for the people of this kingdom to consider;
+first, their present evil condition; and secondly, what can be done in
+some degree to remedy it.... I am weary of so many abortive projects for
+the advancement of trade; of so many crude proposals, in letters sent me
+from unknown hands; of so many contradictory speculations, about raising
+or sinking the value of gold and silver. I am not in the least sorry to
+hear of the great numbers going to America, although very much for the
+causes that drive them from us, since the uncontrolled maxim, "That people
+are the riches of a nation," is no maxim here under our circumstances. We
+have neither manufactures to employ them about, nor food to support them.
+If a private gentleman's income be sunk irretrievably for ever, from a
+hundred pounds to fifty, and he has no other method to supply the
+deficiency; I desire to know, my lord, whether such a person has any other
+course to take, than to sink half his expenses in every article of
+economy, to save himself from ruin and a gaol.
+
+Is not this more than doubly the case of Ireland, where the want of money,
+the irretrievable ruin of trade, with the other evils above-mentioned, and
+many more too well known and felt, and too numerous or invidious to be
+related, have been gradually sinking us, for above a dozen years past, to
+a degree, that we are at least by two-thirds in a worse condition than was
+ever known since the Revolution? Therefore, instead of dreams and projects
+for the advancing of trade, we have nothing left but to find out some
+expedient, whereby we may reduce our expenses to our incomes.
+
+Yet this procedure, allowed so necessary in all private families, and in
+its own nature so easy to put in practice, may meet with strong opposition
+by the cowardly slavish indulgence of the men, to the intolerable pride,
+arrogance, vanity, and luxury of the women; who, strictly adhering to the
+rules of modern education, seem to employ their whole stock of invention
+in contriving new arts of profusion, faster than the most parsimonious
+husband can afford: and, to compass this work the more effectually, their
+universal maxim is, to despise and detest everything of the growth of
+their own country, and most to value whatever comes from the very remotest
+parts of the globe. And I am convinced that if the virtuosi could once
+find out a world in the moon, with a passage to it, our women would wear
+nothing but what directly came from thence. The prime cost of wine yearly
+imported to Ireland is valued at thirty thousand pounds; and the tea
+(including coffee and chocolate) at five times that sum. The laces,
+silks, calicoes, and all other unnecessary ornaments for women, including
+English cloths and stuffs, added to the former articles, make up (to
+compute grossly) about four hundred thousand pounds. Now if we should
+allow the thirty thousand pounds, wherein the women have their share, and
+which is all we have to comfort us, and deduct seventy thousand pounds
+more for over-reaching, there would still remain three hundred thousand
+pounds, annually spent, for unwholesome drugs and unnecessary finery;
+which prodigious sum would be wholly saved, and many thousands of our
+miserable shopkeepers and manufacturers comfortably supported.
+
+Let speculative people bury their brains as they please, there is no other
+way to prevent this kingdom from sinking for ever, than by utterly
+renouncing all foreign dress and luxury.
+
+It is absolutely so in fact, that every husband of any fortune in the
+kingdom, is nourishing a poisonous, devouring serpent in his bosom, with
+all the mischief, but with none of its wisdom.
+
+If all the women were clad with the growth of their own country, they
+might still vie with each other in the course of foppery; and still have
+room left to vie with each other and equally show their wit and judgment,
+in deciding upon the variety of Irish stuffs. And if they could be
+contented with their native wholesome slops for breakfast, we should hear
+no more of the spleen, hysterics, colics, palpitations, and asthmas. They
+might still be allowed to ruin each other and their husbands at play,
+because the money lost would circulate among ourselves.
+
+My lord, I freely own it a wild imagination, that any words will cure the
+sottishness of men, or the vanity of women; but the kingdom is in a fair
+way of producing the most effectual remedy, when there will not be money
+left for the common course of buying and selling the very necessaries of
+life in our markets, unless we absolutely change the whole method of our
+proceedings.
+
+The corporation of weavers in woollen and silk, who have so frequently
+offered proposals both to your Grace and to me, are the hottest and
+coldest generation of men that I have known. About a month ago, they
+attended your Grace, when I had the honour to be with you; and designed me
+the same favour. They desired you would recommend to your clergy to wear
+gowns of Irish stuffs which might probably spread the example among all
+their brethren in the kingdom; and perhaps among the lawyers and gentlemen
+of the university, and among the citizens of those corporations who appear
+in gowns on solemn occasions. I then mentioned a kind of stuff, not above
+eightpence a yard, which I heard had been contrived by some of the trade,
+and was very convenient. I desired they would prepare some of that, or any
+sort of black stuff, on a certain day, when your Grace would appoint as
+many clergymen as could readily be found to meet at your palace; and there
+give their opinions; and that your Grace's visitation approaching, you
+could then have the best opportunity of seeing what could be done in a
+matter of such consequence, as they seemed to think, to the woollen
+manufacture. But instead of attending, as was expected, they came to me a
+fortnight after with a new proposal, that something should be written by
+an acceptable and able hand, to promote in general the wearing of home
+manufactures; and their civilities would fix that work upon me.
+
+I asked if they had prepared the stuffs, as they had promised, and your
+Grace expected; but they had not made the least step in the matter, nor,
+as it appears, thought of it more.
+
+I did, some years ago, propose to the masters and principal dealers in the
+home-manufactures of silk and wool, that they should meet together; and,
+after mature consideration, publish advertisements to the following
+purpose:--
+
+"That in order to encourage the wearing of Irish manufactures in silk and
+woollen, they gave notice to the nobility and gentry of the kingdom, that
+they, the undersigned, would enter into bonds, for themselves and for each
+other, to sell the several sorts of stuffs, cloths, and silks, made to the
+best perfection they were able, for certain fixed prices; and in such a
+manner, that if a child were sent to any of their shops, the buyer might
+be secure of the value and goodness and measure of the ware; and, lest
+this might be thought to look like a monopoly, any other member of the
+trade might be admitted, upon such conditions as should be agreed on. And
+if any person whatsoever should complain that he was ill-used, in the
+value and goodness of what he bought, the matter should be examined, the
+persons injured be fully satisfied by the whole corporation without delay,
+and the dishonest seller be struck out of the society, unless it appeared
+evidently that the failure proceeded only from mistake."
+
+The mortal danger is, that if these dealers could prevail, by the goodness
+and cheapness of their cloths and stuffs, to give a turn to the principal
+people of Ireland in favour of their goods; they would relapse into the
+knavish practice, peculiar to this kingdom, which is apt to run through
+all trades, even so low as a common ale-seller; who, as soon as he gets a
+vogue for his liquor, and outsells his neighbours, thinks his credit will
+put off the worst he can buy till his customers will come no more. Thus,
+I have known at London, in a general mourning, the drapers dye black all
+their damaged goods, and sell them at double rates; then complain, and
+petition the Court, that they are ready to starve by the continuance of
+the mourning.
+
+Therefore, I say, those principal weavers who would enter into such a
+compact as I have mentioned, must give sufficient security against all
+such practices; for if once the women can persuade their husbands that
+foreign goods, besides the finery, will be as cheap, and do more service,
+our last state will be worse than the first.
+
+I do not here pretend to digest perfectly the method by which these
+principal shopkeepers shall proceed, in such a proposal; but my meaning is
+clear enough, and cannot be reasonably objected against.
+
+We have seen what a destructive loss the kingdom received by the
+detestable fraud of the merchants, or northern linen weavers, or both;
+notwithstanding all the cares of the governor of that board, when we had
+an offer of commerce with the Spaniards for our linens to the value, as I
+am told, of thirty thousand pounds a year. But, while we deal like
+pedlars, we shall practise like pedlars, and sacrifice all honesty to the
+present urging advantage.
+
+What I have said may serve as an answer to the desire made me by the
+corporation of weavers, that I would offer my notions to the public. As to
+anything farther, let them apply themselves to the Parliament in their
+next session. Let them prevail on the House of Commons to grant one very
+reasonable request; and I shall think there is still some spirit left in
+the nation, when I read a vote to this purpose: "Resolved, _nemine
+contradicente_, That this House will, for the future, wear no clothes but
+such as are made of Irish growth, or of Irish manufacture, nor will permit
+their wives or children to wear any other; and that they will, to the
+utmost, endeavour to prevail with their friends, relations, dependents,
+and tenants, to follow their example." And if, at the same time, they
+could banish tea and coffee, and china-ware, out of their families, and
+force their wives to chat their scandal over an infusion of sage, or other
+wholesome domestic vegetables, we might possibly be able to subsist, and
+pay our absentees, pensioners, generals, civil officers, appeals,
+colliers, temporary travellers, students, school boys, splenetic visitors
+of Bath, Tunbridge, and Epsom, with all other smaller drains, by sending
+our crude, unwrought goods to England, and receiving from thence, and all
+other countries, nothing but what is fully manufactured, and keep a few
+potatoes and oatmeal for our own subsistence.
+
+I have been for a dozen years past wisely prognosticating the present
+condition of this kingdom; which any human creature of common sense could
+foretell, with as little sagacity as myself. My meaning is, that a
+consumptive body must needs die, which has spent all its spirits, and
+received no nourishment. Yet I am often tempted to pity, when I hear the
+poor farmer and cottager lamenting the hardness of the times, and imputing
+them either to one or two ill seasons, which better climates than ours are
+more exposed to; or to scarcity of silver, which, to a nation of liberty,
+would only be a slight and temporary inconvenience, to be removed at a
+month's warning.
+
+
+
+
+TWO LETTERS ON SUBJECTS RELATIVE TO THE IMPROVEMENT OF IRELAND.
+
+
+I.
+
+TO MESSRS. TRUMAN AND LAYFIELD.
+
+GENTLEMEN,--
+
+I am inclined to think that I received a letter from you two, last summer,
+directed to Dublin, while I was in the country, whither it was sent me;
+and I ordered an answer to it to be printed, but it seems it had little
+effect, and I suppose this will not have much more. But the heart of this
+people is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes
+they have closed. And, gentlemen, I am to tell you another thing: that the
+world is too regardless of what we write for public good; that after we
+have delivered our thoughts, without any prospect of advantage, or of
+reputation, which latter is not to be had but by subscribing our names, we
+cannot prevail upon a printer to be at the charge of sending it into the
+world unless we will be at all or half the expense; and although we are
+willing enough to bestow our labours, we think it unreasonable to be out
+of pocket; because it probably may not consist with the situation of our
+affairs.
+
+I do very much approve your good intentions, and in a great measure your
+manner of declaring them; and I do imagine you intended that the world
+should not only know your sentiments, but my answer, which I shall
+impartially give.... Although your letter be directed to me, yet I take
+myself to be only an imaginary person; for, although I conjecture I had
+formerly one from you, yet I never answered it otherwise than in print;
+neither was I at a loss to know the reasons why so many people of this
+kingdom were transporting themselves to America.
+
+And if this encouragement were owing to a pamphlet written, giving an
+account of the country of Pennsylvania, to tempt people to go thither, I
+do declare that those who were tempted, by such a narrative, to such a
+journey, were fools, and the author a most impudent knave; at least, if it
+be the same pamphlet I saw when it first came out, which is about
+twenty-five years ago, dedicated to William Penn (whom by a mistake you
+call "Sir William Penn,") and styling him, by authority of the Scripture,
+"Most noble Governor." For I was very well acquainted with Penn, and did,
+some years after, talk with him upon that pamphlet, and the impudence of
+the author, who spoke so many things in praise of the soil and climate,
+which Penn himself did absolutely contradict. For he did assure me, "That
+this country wanted the shelter of mountains, which left it open to the
+northern winds from Hudson's Bay and the Frozen Sea, which destroyed all
+plantations of trees, and was even pernicious to all common vegetables."
+But, indeed, New York, Virginia, and other parts less northward, or more
+defended by mountains, are described as excellent countries; but upon what
+conditions of advantage foreigners go thither, I am yet to seek. What
+evils our people avoid by running from hence, is easier to be determined.
+They conceive themselves to live under the tyranny of most cruel exacting
+landlords, who have no views farther than increasing their rent-rolls.
+Secondly, you complain of the want of trade, whereof you seem not to know
+the reason. Thirdly, you lament most justly the money spent by absentees
+in England. Fourthly, you complain that your linen manufacture declines.
+Fifthly, that your tithe collectors oppress you. Sixthly, that your
+children have no hopes of preferment in the church, the revenue, or the
+army; to which you might have added the law, and all civil employments
+whatsoever. Seventhly, you are undone for want of silver, and want all
+other money.
+
+I could easily add some other motives, which, to men of spirit, who desire
+and expect, and think they deserve the common privileges of human nature,
+would be of more force, than any you have yet named, to drive them out of
+this kingdom. But as these speculations may probably not much affect the
+brains of your people, I shall choose to let them pass unmentioned.... I
+must confess to you both, that if one reason of your people's deserting us
+be the despair of things growing better in their own country, I have not
+one syllable to answer; because that would be to hope for what is
+impossible, and so I have been telling the public these ten years. For
+there are events which must precede any such blessing; first, a liberty of
+trade; secondly, a share of preferments in all kinds, equal to the British
+natives; and thirdly, a return of those absentees, who take almost one
+half of the kingdom's revenue. As to the first and second, there is
+nothing left us but despair; and for the third, it will never happen till
+the kingdom has no money to send them; for which, in my own particular, I
+shall not be sorry. The exactions of landlords has indeed been a
+grievance of above twenty years' standing. But as to what you object about
+the severe clauses relating to the improvement, the fault lies wholly on
+the other side; for the landlords, either by their ignorance, or
+greediness of making large rent-rolls, have performed this matter so ill,
+as we see by experience, that there is not one tenant in five hundred who
+has made any improvement worth mentioning: for which I appeal to any man
+who rides through the kingdom, where little is to be found among the
+tenants but beggary and desolation; the cabins of the Scotch themselves,
+in Ulster, being as dirty and miserable as those of the wildest Irish.
+Whereas good firm penal laws for improvement, with a tolerable easy rent,
+and a reasonable period of time, would, in twenty years, have increased
+the rents of Ireland at least a third part of the intrinsic value. I am
+glad to hear you speak with some decency of the clergy, and to impute the
+exactions you lament to the managers or farmers of the tithes. But you
+entirely mistake the fact; for I defy the most wicked and most powerful
+clergyman in the kingdom to oppress the meanest farmer in the parish; and
+I defy the same clergyman to prevent himself from being cheated by the
+same farmer, whenever that farmer shall be disposed to be knavish or
+peevish.
+
+For, although the Ulster tithing-teller is more advantageous to the clergy
+than any other in the kingdom, yet the minister can demand no more than
+his tenth; and where the corn much exceeds the small tithes, as, except in
+some districts, I am told it always does, he is at the mercy of every
+stubborn farmer, especially of those whose sect as well as interest
+incline them to opposition. However, I take it that your people bent for
+America do not show the best side of their prudence in making this one
+part of their complaint; yet they are so far wise, as not to make the
+payment of tithes a scruple of conscience, which is too gross for any
+Protestant dissenter, except a Quaker, to pretend. But do your people
+indeed think, that if tithes were abolished, or delivered into the hands
+of the landlord, after the blessed manner in the Scotch spiritual economy,
+the tenant would sit easier in his rent under the same person, who must be
+lord of the soil and of the tithe together?
+
+I am ready enough to grant, that the oppression of landlords, the utter
+ruin of trade, with its necessary consequences, the want of money, half
+the revenues of the kingdom spent abroad, the continued dearth of three
+years, and the strong delusion in your people by false allurement from
+America, may be the chief motives of their eagerness after such an
+expedition. But there is likewise another temptation, which is not of
+inconsiderable weight; which is their itch of living in a country where
+their sect is predominant, and where their eyes and consciences will not
+be offended by the stumbling block of ceremonies, habits, and spiritual
+titles. But I was surprised to find that those calamities, whereof we are
+innocent, have been sufficient to drive many families out of their
+country, who had no reason to complain of oppressive landlords. For, while
+I was last year in the northern parts, a person of quality, whose estate
+was let above twenty years ago, and then at a very reasonable rent, some
+for leases of lives, and some perpetuities, did, in a few months, purchase
+eleven of those leases at a very inconsiderable price, although they were,
+two years ago, reckoned to pay but half value; whence it is manifest that
+our present miserable condition, and the dismal prospect of worse, with
+other reasons above assigned, are sufficient to put men upon trying this
+desperate experiment of changing the scene they are in, although landlords
+should, by a miracle, become less inhuman.
+
+There is hardly a scheme proposed for improving the trade of this kingdom,
+which does not manifestly show the stupidity and ignorance of the
+proposer, and I laugh with contempt at those weak wise heads, who proceed
+upon general maxims, or advise us to follow the examples of Holland and
+England. These empirics talk by rote, without understanding the
+constitution of the kingdom: as if a physician, knowing that exercise
+contributed much to health, should prescribe to his patient under a severe
+fit of the gout, to walk ten miles every morning. The directions for
+Ireland are very short and plain: to encourage agriculture and home
+consumption, and utterly discard all importations which are not absolutely
+necessary for health or life. And how few necessaries, conveniences, or
+even comforts of life, are denied us by nature, or not to be attained by
+labour and industry! Are those detestable extravagances of Flanders lace,
+English cloths made of our own wool, and other goods, Italian or Indian
+silks, tea, coffee, chocolate, chinaware, and that profusion of wines, by
+the knavery of merchants growing dearer every season, with a hundred
+unnecessary fopperies, better known to others than me, are these, I say,
+fit for us, any more than for the beggar who could not eat his veal
+without oranges?
+
+Is it not the highest indignity to human nature, that men should be such
+poltroons as to suffer the kingdom and themselves to be undone by the
+vanity, the folly, the pride, and wantonness of their wives, who, under
+their present corruptions, seem to be a kind of animal, suffered, for our
+sins, to be sent into the world for the destruction of families,
+societies, and kingdoms, and whose whole study seems directed to be as
+expensive as they possibly can, in every useless article of living; who,
+by long practice, can reconcile the most pernicious foreign drugs to their
+health and pleasure, provided they are but expensive, as starlings grow
+fat with henbane; who contract a robustness by mere practice of sloth and
+luxury; who can play deep several hours after midnight, sleep beyond noon,
+revel upon Indian poisons, and spend the revenues of a moderate family to
+adorn a nauseous, unwholesome, living carcase? Let those few who are not
+concerned in any part of this accusation, suppose it unsaid; let the rest
+take it among them. Gracious God, in His mercy, look down upon a nation so
+shamefully besotted!...
+
+Is there any mortal who can show me, under the circumstances we stand with
+our neighbours, under their inclinations towards us, under laws never to
+be repealed, under the desolation caused by absentees, under many other
+circumstances not to be mentioned, that this kingdom can ever be a nation
+of trade, or subsist by any other method than that of a reduced family, by
+the utmost parsimony?...
+
+
+II.
+
+ANSWER TO SEVERAL LETTERS SENT FROM UNKNOWN HANDS. 1729.
+
+I am very well pleased with the good opinion you express of me, and wish
+it were any way in my power to answer your expectations, for the service
+of my country. I have carefully read your several schemes and proposals,
+which you think should be offered to Parliament. In answer, I will assure
+you, that, in another place, I have known very good proposals rejected
+with contempt by public assemblies, merely because they were offered from
+without doors, and yours, perhaps, might have the same fate, especially if
+handed to the public by me, who am not acquainted with three members, nor
+have the least interest with one. My printers have been twice prosecuted,
+to my great expense, on account of discourses I writ for the public
+service, without the least reflection on parties or persons, and the
+success I had in those of the Drapier, was not owing to my abilities, but
+to a lucky juncture, when the fuel was ready for the first hand that would
+be at the pains of kindling it. It is true, both those envenomed
+prosecutions were the workmanship of a judge, who is now gone _to his own
+place_. But, let that be as it will, I am determined, henceforth never to
+be the instrument of leaving an innocent man at the mercy of that bench.
+It is certain there are several particulars relating to this kingdom (I
+have mentioned a few of them in one of my Drapier's letters), which it
+were heartily to be wished that the Parliament would take under their
+consideration, such as will no way interfere with England, otherwise than
+to its advantage.
+
+The first I shall mention, is touched at in a letter which I received from
+one of you, gentlemen, about the highways; which, indeed, are almost
+everywhere scandalously neglected. I know a very rich man in this city, a
+true lover and saver of his money, who, being possessed of some adjacent
+lands, has been at great charge in repairing effectually the roads that
+lead to them, and, has assured me that his lands are thereby advanced four
+or five shillings an acre, by which he gets treble interest. But,
+generally speaking, all over the kingdom the roads are deplorable, and,
+what is more particularly barbarous there is no sort of provision made for
+travellers on foot; no, not near the city, except in a very few places,
+and in a most wretched manner: whereas the English are so particularly
+careful in this point, that you may travel there a hundred miles with less
+inconvenience than one mile here. But, since this may be thought too
+great a reformation, I shall only speak of roads for horses, carriages,
+and cattle.
+
+Ireland is, I think, computed to be one-third smaller than England; yet,
+by some natural disadvantages, it would not bear quite the same proportion
+in value, with the same encouragement. However, it has so happened, for
+many years past, that it never arrived to above one-eleventh part in point
+of riches, and of late, by the continual decrease of trade, and the
+increase of absentees, with other circumstances not here to be mentioned,
+hardly to a fifteenth part; at least, if my calculations be right, which I
+doubt are a little too favourable on our side.
+
+Now, supposing day-labour to be cheaper by one half here than in England,
+and our roads, by the nature of our carriages, and the desolation of our
+country, to be not worn and beaten above one-eighth part so much as those
+of England, which is a very moderate computation, I do not see why the
+mending of them would be a greater burden to this kingdom than to that.
+
+There have been, I believe, twenty Acts of Parliament, in six or seven
+years of the late King, for mending long tracts of impassable ways in
+several counties of England, by erecting turnpikes, and receiving
+passage-money in a manner that everybody knows.
+
+If what I have advanced be true, it would be hard to give a reason against
+the same practice here; since the necessity is as great, the advantage, in
+proportion, perhaps much greater, the materials of stone and gravel as
+easy to be found, and the workmanship, at least, twice as cheap.
+
+Besides, the work may be done gradually, with allowances for the poverty
+of the nation, by so many perch a-year; but with a special care to
+encourage skill and diligence, and to prevent fraud in the undertakers, to
+which we are too liable, and which are not always confined to those of the
+meaner sort; but against these, no doubt, the wisdom of the nation may and
+will provide. Another evil, which, in my opinion, deserves the public
+care, is the ill management of the bogs; the neglect whereof is a much
+greater mischief to this kingdom than most people seem to be aware of.
+
+It is allowed, indeed, by those who are esteemed most skilful in such
+matters, that the red, swelling mossy bog, whereof we have so many large
+tracts in this island, is not by any means to be fully reduced; but the
+skirts, which are covered with a green coat, easily may, being not
+accretion, or annual growth of moss, like the other.
+
+Now, the landlords are generally so careless as to suffer their tenants
+to cut their turf in these skirts, as well as the bog adjoined; whereby
+there is yearly lost a considerable quantity of land throughout the
+kingdom, never to be recovered.
+
+But this is not the greatest part of the mischief; for the main bog,
+although, perhaps, not reducible to natural soil, yet, by continuing
+large, deep, straight canals through the middle, cleaned at proper times
+as low as the channel or gravel, would become secure summer-pasture; the
+margins might, with great profit and ornament, be filled with quickens,
+birch, and other trees proper for such a soil, and the canals be
+convenient for water-carriage of the turf, which is now drawn upon
+sled-cars, with great expense, difficulty, and loss of time, by reason of
+the many turf-pits scattered irregularly through the bog, wherein great
+numbers of cattle are yearly drowned. And it has been, I confess, to me a
+matter of the greatest vexation, as well as wonder, to think how any
+landlord could be so absurd as suffer such havoc to be made.
+
+All the acts for encouraging plantations of forest-trees are, I am told,
+extremely defective; which, with great submission, must have been owing to
+a defect of skill in the contrivers of them. In this climate, by the
+continual blowing of the west-south-west wind, hardly any tree of value
+will come to perfection that is not planted in groves, except very rarely,
+and where there is much land-shelter. I have not, indeed, read all the
+acts; but, from inquiry, I cannot learn that the planting in groves is
+enjoined. And as to the effects of these laws, I have not seen the least,
+in many hundred miles' riding, except about a very few gentlemen's houses,
+and even those with very little skill or success. In all the rest, the
+hedges generally miscarry, as well as the larger, slender twigs planted
+upon the tops of ditches, merely for want of common skill and care.
+
+I do not believe that a greater and quicker profit could be made, than by
+planting large groves of ash a few feet asunder, which in seven years
+would make the best kind of hop-poles, and grow in the same or less time
+to a second crop from their roots.
+
+It would likewise be of great use and beauty in our desert scenes, to
+oblige cottagers to plant ash or elm before their cabins, and round their
+potato-gardens, where cattle either do not or ought not to come to destroy
+them.
+
+The common objection against all this, drawn from the laziness, the
+perverseness, or thievish disposition of the poor native Irish, might be
+easily answered by showing the true reasons for such accusations, and how
+easily those people may be brought to a less savage manner of life; but
+my printers have already suffered too much for my speculations.
+
+However, supposing the size of a native's understanding just equal to that
+of a dog or a horse, I have often seen those two animals civilized by
+rewards, at least as much as by punishments.
+
+It would be a noble achievement to abolish the Irish language in this
+kingdom, so far at least as to oblige all the natives to speak only
+English on every occasion of business, in shops, markets, fairs, and other
+places of dealing: yet I am wholly deceived, if this might not be
+effectually done in less than half an age, and at a very trifling expense;
+for such I look upon a tax to be of only six thousand pounds a-year, to
+accomplish so great a work. This would, in a great measure, civilize the
+most barbarous among them, reconcile them to our customs and manner of
+living, and reduce great numbers to the national religion, whatever kind
+may then happen to be established.
+
+This method is plain and simple; and although I am too desponding to
+produce it, yet I could heartily wish some public thoughts were employed
+to reduce this uncultivated people from that idle, savage, beastly,
+thievish manner of life, in which they continue sunk to such a degree,
+that it is almost impossible for a country gentleman to find a servant of
+human capacity, or the least tincture of natural honesty, or who does not
+live among his own tenants in continual fear of having his plantations
+destroyed, his cattle stolen, and his goods pilfered.
+
+The love, affection, or vanity of living in England, continuing to carry
+thither so many wealthy families, the consequences thereof, together with
+the utter loss of all trade, except what is detrimental, which has forced
+such great numbers of weavers, and others, to seek their bread in foreign
+countries; the unhappy practice of stocking such vast quantities of land
+with sheep and other cattle, which reduces twenty families to one; those
+events, I say, have exceedingly depopulated this kingdom for several years
+past. I should heartily wish therefore, under this miserable dearth of
+money, that those who are most concerned would think it advisable to save
+a hundred thousand pounds a year, which is now sent out of this kingdom,
+to feed us with corn. There is not an older or more uncontroverted maxim
+in the politics of all wise nations, than that of encouraging agriculture;
+and therefore, to what kind of wisdom a practice so directly contrary
+among us may be reduced I am by no means a judge. If labour and people
+make the true riches of a nation, what must be the issue where one part
+of the people are forced away, and the other have nothing to do?
+
+If it should be thought proper by wiser heads, that his Majesty might be
+applied to in a national way, for giving the kingdom leave to coin
+halfpence for its own use, I believe no good subject will be under the
+least apprehension that such a request could meet with refusal, or the
+least delay. Perhaps we are the only kingdom upon earth, or that ever was
+or will be upon earth, which did not enjoy that common right of civil
+society, under the proper inspection of its prince or legislature, to coin
+money of all usual metals for its own occasions. Every petty prince in
+Germany, vassal to the Emperor, enjoys this privilege. And I have seen in
+this kingdom several silver pieces, with the inscription of CIVITAS
+WATERFORD, DROGHEDAGH, and other towns.
+
+
+
+
+THE PRESENT MISERABLE STATE OF IRELAND.
+
+
+This letter was addressed to Sir Robert Walpole on Swift's return to
+Ireland in 1726 before his final rupture with the Premier the following
+year. Swift endeavoured to combat the English prejudices of the minister
+on the mode of managing Ireland, seeking the emancipation of his country
+rather than personal advancement. Here he seems to assume the character of
+the Drapier besides adding his initials.
+
+
+SIR,
+
+By the last packets I had the favour of yours, and am surprised that you
+should apply to a person so ill-qualified as I am, for a full and
+impartial account of the state of our trade. I have always lived as
+retired as possible; I have carefully avoided the perplexed honour of
+city-offices; I have never minded anybody's business but my own; upon all
+which accounts, and several others, you might easily have found among my
+fellow-citizens, persons more capable to resolve the weighty questions you
+put to me than I can pretend to be. But being entirely at leisure, even at
+this season of the year, when I used to have scarce time sufficient to
+perform the necessary offices of life, I will endeavour to comply with
+your requests, cautioning you not implicitly to rely upon what I say,
+excepting what belongs to that branch of trade in which I am more
+immediately concerned.
+
+The Irish trade is, at present, in the most deplorable condition that can
+be imagined; to remedy it, the causes of its languishment must be inquired
+into. But as those causes (you may assure yourself) will not be removed,
+you may look upon it as a thing past hope of recovery.
+
+The first and greatest shock our trade received was from an act passed in
+the reign of King William, in the Parliament of England, prohibiting the
+exportation of wool manufactured in Ireland, an act (as the event plainly
+shows) fuller of greediness than good policy; an act as beneficial to
+France and Spain, as it has been destructive to England and Ireland. At
+the passing of this fatal act, the condition of our trade was glorious and
+flourishing, though no way interfering with the English; we made no
+broadcloths above 6_s._ per yard; coarse druggets, bays and shalloons,
+worsted damasks, strong draught-works, slight half-works, and gaudy
+stuffs, were the only products of our looms: these were partly consumed by
+the meanest of our people, and partly sent to the northern nations, from
+which we had in exchange timber, iron, hemp, flax, pitch, tar, and hard
+dollars. At the time the current money of Ireland was foreign silver, a
+man could hardly receive 100_l._, without finding the coin of all the
+northern powers, and every prince of the empire among it.
+
+This money was returned into England for fine cloths silks, &c., for our
+own wear, for rent, for coals, for hardware, and all other English
+manufactures, and in a great measure supplied the London merchants with
+foreign silver for exportation.
+
+The repeated clamours of the English weavers produced this act, so
+destructive to themselves and us.
+
+They looked with envious eyes upon our prosperity, and complained of being
+undersold by us in those commodities which themselves did not deal in. At
+their instances the act was passed, and we lost our profitable northern
+trade. Have they got it? No; surely you have found out they have ever
+since declined in the trade they so happily possessed? You shall find (if
+I am rightly informed) towns without one loom in them, which subsisted
+entirely upon the woollen manufactory before the passing of this unhappy
+bill; and I will try if I can give the true reasons for the decay of their
+trade, and our calamities.
+
+Three parts in four of the inhabitants of that district of the town where
+I dwell were English manufacturers, whom either misfortunes in trade,
+little petty debts contracted through idleness, or the pressures of a
+numerous family, had driven into our cheap country. These were employed in
+working up our coarse wool, while the finest was sent into England.
+Several of these had taken the children of the native Irish apprentices to
+them, who being humbled by the forfeiture of upward of three millions by
+the Revolution, were obliged to stoop to a mechanic industry. Upon the
+passing of this bill, we were obliged to dismiss thousands of these people
+from our service. Those who had settled their affairs returned home, and
+overstocked England with workmen; those whose debts were unsatisfied went
+to France, Spain, and the Netherlands, where they met with good
+encouragement, whereby the natives, having got a firm footing in the
+trade, being acute fellows, soon became as good workmen as any we have,
+and supply the foreign manufactories with a constant recruit of artisans;
+our island lying much more under pasture than any in Europe. The
+foreigners (notwithstanding all the restrictions the English Parliament
+has bound us up with) are furnished with the greatest quantity of our
+choicest wool. I need not tell you, sir, that a custom-house oath is held
+as little sacred here as in England, or that it is common for masters of
+vessels to swear themselves bound for one of the English wool-ports, and
+unload in France or Spain. By this means the trade in those ports is, in a
+great measure, destroyed, and we were obliged to try our hands at finer
+works, having only our own consumption to depend upon; and I can assure
+you we have, in several kinds of narrow goods, even exceeded the English,
+and I believe we shall in a few years more, be able to equal them in
+broadcloths; but this you may depend upon, that scarce the tenth part of
+English goods are now imported, of what used to be before the famous act.
+
+The only manufactured wares we are allowed to export, are linen cloth and
+linen yarn, which are marketable only in England; the rest of our
+commodities are wool, restrained to England, and raw hides, skins, tallow,
+beef, and butter. Now these are things for which the northern nations
+have no occasion; we are therefore obliged, instead of carrying woollen
+goods to their markets, and bringing home money, to purchase their
+commodities.
+
+In France, Spain, and Portugal, our wares are more valuable, though it
+must be owned, our fraudulent trade in wool is the best branch of our
+commerce; from hence we get wines, brandy, and fruit, very cheap, and in
+great perfection; so that though England has constrained us to be poor,
+they have given us leave to be merry. From these countries we bring home
+moydores, pistoles, and louisdores, without which we should scarce have a
+penny to turn upon.
+
+To England we are allowed to send nothing but linen cloth, yarn, raw
+hides, skins, tallow, and wool. From thence we have coals, for which we
+always pay ready money, India goods, English woollen and silks, tobacco,
+hardware, earthenware, salt, and several other commodities. Our
+exportations to England are very much overbalanced by our importations; so
+that the course of exchange is generally too high, and people choose
+rather to make their remittances to England in specie, than by a bill, and
+our nation is perpetually drained of its little running cash.
+
+Another cause of the decay of trade, scarcity of money, and swelling of
+exchange, is the unnatural affectation of our gentry to reside in and
+about London. Their rents are remitted to them, and spent there. The
+countryman wants employment from them; the country shopkeeper wants their
+custom. For this reason he can't pay his Dublin correspondent readily, nor
+take off a great quantity of his wares. Therefore the Dublin merchant
+can't employ the artisan, nor keep up his credit in foreign markets.
+
+I have discoursed some of these gentlemen, persons esteemed for good
+sense, and demanded a reason for this, their so unaccountable
+proceeding--expensive to them for the present, ruinous to their country,
+and destructive to the future value of their estates--and find all their
+answers summed up under three heads, curiosity, pleasure, and loyalty to
+King George. The two first excuses deserve no answer; let us try the
+validity of the third. Would not loyalty be much better expressed by
+gentlemen staying in their respective counties, influencing their
+dependents by their examples, saving their own wealth, and letting their
+neighbours profit by their necessary expenses, thereby keeping them from
+misery and its unavoidable consequence, discontent? Or is it better to
+flock to London, be lost in a crowd, kiss the King's hand, and take a view
+of the royal family? The seeing of the royal house may animate their zeal
+for it; but other advantages I know not. What employment have any of our
+gentlemen got by their attendance at Court, to make up to them their
+expenses? Why, about forty of them have been created peers, and a little
+less than a hundred of them baronets and knights. For these excellent
+advantages, thousands of our gentry have squeezed their tenants,
+impoverished the trader, and impaired their own fortunes! Another great
+calamity is the exorbitant raising of the rents of lands. Upon the
+determination of all leases made before the year 1690, a gentleman thinks
+he has but indifferently improved his estate if he has only doubled his
+rent-roll. Farms are screwed up to a rack-rent--leases granted but for a
+small term of years--tenants tied down to hard conditions, and discouraged
+from cultivating the lands they occupy to the best advantage, by the
+certainty they have of their rent being raised on the expiration of their
+lease, proportionably to the improvements they shall make. Thus is honest
+industry restrained; the farmer is a slave to his landlord; 'tis well if
+he can cover his family with a coarse, home-spun frieze. The artisan has
+little dealings with him; yet he is obliged to take his provisions from
+him at an extravagant price, otherwise the farmer cannot pay his rent.
+
+The proprietors of lands keep great part of them in their own hands for
+sheep-pasture; and there are thousands of poor wretches who think
+themselves blessed, if they can obtain a hut worse than the squire's
+dog-kennel, and an acre of ground for a potato plantation, on condition of
+being as very slaves as any in America. What can be more deplorable than
+to behold wretches starving in the midst of plenty?
+
+We are apt to charge the Irish with laziness, because we seldom find them
+employed; but then we don't consider they have nothing to do.
+
+Sir William Temple, in his excellent remarks on the United Provinces,
+inquires, why Holland, which has the fewest and worst ports and
+commodities of any nation in Europe, should abound in trade, and Ireland,
+which has the most and best of both, should have none? This great man
+attributes this surprising accident to the natural aversion man has for
+labour; who will not be persuaded to toil and fatigue himself for the
+superfluities of life throughout the week, when he may provide himself
+with all necessary subsistence by the labour of a day or two. But, with
+due submission to Sir William's profound judgment, the want of trade with
+us is rather owing to the cruel restraints we lie under, than to any
+disqualifications whatsoever in our inhabitants. I have not, sir, for
+these thirty years past, since I was concerned in trade (the greatest part
+of which time distresses have been flowing in upon us), ever observed them
+to swell so suddenly to such a height as they have done within these few
+months. Our present calamities are not to be represented; you can have no
+notion of them without beholding them. Numbers of miserable objects crowd
+our doors, begging us to take their wares at any price, to prevent their
+families from immediate starving. We cannot part with our money to them,
+both because we know not when we shall have vent for our goods, and as
+there are no debts paid, we are afraid of reducing ourselves to their
+lamentable circumstances. The dismal time of trade we had during Marr's
+Troubles in Scotland, are looked upon as happy days when compared with the
+present. I need not tell you, sir, that this griping want, this dismal
+poverty, this additional woe, must be put to the accursed stocks, which
+have desolated our country more effectually than England. Stock-jobbing
+was a kind of traffic we were utterly unacquainted with. We went late to
+the South Sea market, and bore a great share in the losses of it, without
+having tasted any of its profits.
+
+If many in England have been ruined by stocks, some have been advanced.
+The English have a free and open trade to repair their losses; but, above
+all, a wise, vigilant, and uncorrupted Parliament and ministry,
+strenuously endeavouring to restore public trade to its former happy
+state. Whilst we, having lost the greatest part of our cash, without any
+probability of its returning, must despair of retrieving our losses by
+trade, and have before our eyes the dismal prospect of universal poverty
+and desolation.
+
+I believe, sir, you are by this time heartily tired with this indigested
+letter, and are firmly persuaded of the truth of what I said in the
+beginning of it, that you had much better have imposed this task on some
+of our citizens of greater abilities. But perhaps, sir, such a letter as
+this may be, for the singularity of it, entertaining to you, who
+correspond with the politest and most learned men in Europe. But I am
+satisfied you will excuse its want of exactness and perspicuity when you
+consider my education, my being unaccustomed to writings of this nature,
+and, above all, those calamitous objects which constantly surround us,
+sufficient to disturb the clearest imagination, and the soundest judgment.
+
+Whatever cause I have given you, by this letter, to think worse of my
+sense and judgment, I fancy I have given you a manifest proof that I am,
+sir,
+
+ Your most obedient, humble servant,
+ J. S.
+
+
+
+
+"A PROPOSAL FOR THE UNIVERSAL USE OF IRISH MANUFACTURES." 1720.
+
+
+The social condition of Ireland at the above period has been already
+briefly described. When the landlord class were degraded and the tenantry
+debased by the iniquitous laws of Charles II. and William III., which
+suppressed the trade of the country, the oppressed people found in Swift a
+mouthpiece for their wrongs. The above proposal was the voice of the
+nation rendered articulate by his utterance. It proposes in effect a
+reprisal on England for her restrictions, by a refusal to use anything
+that comes thence. A confederation is to be formed, pledged to use nothing
+that is not of Irish manufacture. Everything, he trusts, will be burned
+that comes from England, except the people and the coals. Swift's proposal
+was faulty in political economy. Of this the age knew little, and Swift
+cared less. The printer of this pamphlet was prosecuted. The Chief Justice
+(Whitshed) sent back the jury nine times, and kept them eleven hours
+before they would consent to bring in a "special verdict." The
+unpopularity of the prosecution became so great that it was at last
+dropped.
+
+
+A PROPOSAL FOR THE UNIVERSAL USE OF IRISH MANUFACTURE,
+
+_In clothes and furniture of houses, &c._
+
+Utterly rejecting and renouncing everything wearable that comes from
+England. 1720.
+
+It is the peculiar felicity and prudence of the people in this kingdom,
+that whatever commodities and productions lie under the greatest
+discouragements from England, those are what they are sure to be most
+industrious in cultivating and spreading.
+
+Agriculture, which has been the principal care of all wise nations, and
+for the encouragement whereof there are so many statute laws in England,
+we countenance so well, that the landlords are everywhere, by penal
+clauses, absolutely prohibiting their tenants from ploughing;[40] not
+satisfied to confine them within certain limitations, as is the practice
+of the English: one effect of which is already seen in the prodigious
+dearness of corn, and the importation of it from London, as the cheaper
+market. And because people are the riches of a country, and that our
+neighbours have done, and are doing, all that in them lies to make our
+wool a drug to us, and a monopoly to them; therefore, the politic
+gentlemen of Ireland have depopulated vast tracts of the best land for the
+feeding of sheep.
+
+I could fill a volume as large as the history of the Wise Men of Gotham,
+with a catalogue only of some wonderful laws and customs we have observed
+within thirty years past. It is true, indeed, our beneficial traffic of
+wool with France has been our only support for several years, furnishing
+us with all the little money we have to pay our rents, and go to market.
+But our merchants assure me, this trade has received a great damp by the
+present fluctuating condition of the coin in France; and that most of
+their wine is paid for in specie, without carrying thither any commodity
+from hence.
+
+However, since we are so universally bent upon enlarging our flocks, it
+may be worth inquiring what we shall do with our wool, in case Barnstaple
+should be overstocked, and our French commerce should fail.
+
+I could wish the Parliament had thought fit to have suspended their
+regulation of church matters, and enlargements of the prerogative, until a
+more convenient time, because they did not appear very pressing, at least
+to the persons principally concerned; and, instead of these great
+refinements in politics and divinity, had amused themselves and their
+committees a little with the state of the nation. For example: What if the
+House of Commons had thought fit to make a resolution, _nemine
+contradicente_, against wearing any cloth or stuff in their families,
+which were not of the growth and manufacture of this kingdom? What if they
+had extended it so far as utterly to exclude all silks, velvets, calicoes,
+and the whole lexicon of female fopperies; and declared, that whoever
+acted otherwise should be deemed and reputed an enemy to the nation? What
+if they had sent up such a resolution to be agreed to by the House of
+Lords, and by their own practice and encouragement, spread the execution
+of it in their several countries? What if we should agree to make burying
+in woollen a fashion, as our neighbours have made it a law? What if the
+ladies would be content with Irish stuffs for the furniture of their
+houses, for gowns and petticoats for themselves and their daughters? Upon
+the whole, and to crown all the rest, let a firm resolution be taken, by
+male and female, never to appear with one single shred that comes from
+England, and let all the people say AMEN.
+
+I hope and believe, that nothing could please his Majesty better than to
+hear that his loyal subjects of both sexes in this kingdom celebrated his
+birthday (now approaching) universally clad in their own manufacture. Is
+there virtue enough left in this deluded people to save them from the
+brink of ruin? If men's opinions may be taken, the ladies will look as
+handsome in stuffs as in brocades; and since all will be equal, there may
+be room enough to employ their wit and fancy, in choosing and matching
+patterns and colours.
+
+I heard the late Archbishop of Tuam mention a pleasant observation of
+somebody's, that Ireland would never be happy, till a law were made for
+burning everything that came from England, except their people and their
+coals.
+
+I must confess, that as to the former, I should not be sorry if they would
+stay at home; and for the latter, I hope in a little time we shall have no
+occasion for them.
+
+ Non tanti mitra est, non tanti judicis ostrum--
+
+but I should rejoice to see a stay-lace from England be thought
+scandalous, and become a topic for censure at visits and tea-tables.
+
+If the unthinking shopkeepers in this town had not been utterly destitute
+of common sense, they would have made some proposal to the Parliament,
+with a petition to the purpose I have mentioned; promising to improve the
+cloths and stuffs of the nation into all possible degrees of fineness and
+colours, and engaging not to play the knave, according to their custom, by
+exacting and imposing upon the nobility and gentry, either as to the
+prices or the goodness.
+
+For I remember, in London, upon a general mourning, the rascally mercers
+and woollen-drapers would in twenty-four hours raise their cloths and
+silks to above a double price, and if the mourning continued long, then
+come whining with petitions to the court, that they were ready to starve,
+and their fineries lay upon their hands.
+
+I could wish our shopkeepers would immediately think on this proposal,
+addressing it to all persons of quality and others; but, first, be sure to
+get somebody who can write sense, to put it into form.
+
+I think it needless to exhort the clergy to follow this good example;
+because, in a little time, those among them who are so unfortunate as to
+have had their birth and education in this country, will think themselves
+abundantly happy when they can afford Irish crape, and an Athlone hat; and
+as to the others, I shall not presume to direct them. I have, indeed, seen
+the present Archbishop of Dublin clad from head to foot in our own
+manufacture; and yet, under the rose be it spoken, his Grace deserves as
+good a gown as if he had not been born among us.
+
+I have not courage enough to offer one syllable on this subject to their
+honours of the army; neither have I sufficiently considered the great
+importance of scarlet and gold lace.
+
+The fable in Ovid of Arachne and Pallas is to this purpose.--The goddess
+had heard of one Arachne, a young virgin, very famous for spinning and
+weaving. They both met upon a trial of skill; and Pallas, finding herself
+almost equalled in her own art, stung with rage and envy, knocked her
+rival down, and turned her into a spider; enjoining her to spin and weave
+for ever out of her own bowels, and in a very narrow compass.
+
+I confess, that, from a boy, I always pitied poor Arachne, and could never
+heartily love the goddess, on account of so cruel and unjust a sentence;
+which, however, is fully executed upon us by England, with farther
+additions of rigour and severity; for the greatest part of our bowels and
+vitals is extracted, without allowing us the liberty of spinning and
+weaving them.
+
+The Scripture tells us, that "oppression makes a wise man mad;" therefore,
+consequently speaking, the reason why some men are not mad is because they
+are not wise. However it were to be wished, that oppression would in time
+teach a little wisdom to fools.
+
+I was much delighted with a person, who has a great estate in this
+kingdom, upon his complaints to me, how grievously poor England suffers by
+impositions from Ireland:--That we convey our wool to France, in spite of
+all the harpies at the custom-house; that Mr. Shuttleworth and others, on
+the Cheshire coast, are such fools to sell us their bark at a good price
+for tanning our own hides into leather; with other enormities of the like
+weight and kind. To which I will venture to add more:--That the mayoralty
+of this city is always executed by an inhabitant, and often by a native,
+which might as well be done by a deputy with a moderate salary, whereby
+poor England loses at least one thousand pounds a-year upon the balance;
+that the governing of this kingdom costs the Lord-Lieutenant three
+thousand six hundred pounds a year--so much net loss to poor England; that
+the people of Ireland presume to dig for coals on their own grounds; and
+the farmers in the county of Wicklow send their turf to the very market
+of Dublin, to the great discouragement of the coal trade of Mostyn and
+Whitehaven; that the revenues of the post-office here, so righteously
+belonging to the English treasury, as arising chiefly from our commerce
+with each other, should be remitted to London clogged with that grievous
+burden of exchange; and the pensions paid out of the Irish revenues to
+English favourites, should lie under the same disadvantage, to the great
+loss of the grantees. When a divine is sent over to a bishopric here, with
+the hopes of five-and-twenty hundred pounds a year, and, upon his arrival,
+he finds, alas! a dreadful discount of ten or twelve per cent.; a judge,
+or a commissioner of the revenue, has the same cause of complaint....
+These are a few among the many hardships we put upon that poor kingdom of
+England, for which, I am confident, every honest man wishes a remedy. And
+I hear there is a project on foot for transporting our best wheaten straw,
+by sea and land carriage, to Dunstable, and obliging us, by a law, to take
+off yearly so many ton of straw hats, for the use of our women; which will
+be a great encouragement to the manufacture of that industrious town.
+
+I should be glad to learn among the divines, whether a law to bind men
+without their own consent be obligatory _in foro conscientiae_; because I
+find Scripture, Sanderson, and Suarez, are wholly silent on the matter.
+The oracle of reason, the great law of nature, and general opinion of
+civilians, wherever they treat of limited governments, are indeed decisive
+enough.
+
+It is wonderful to observe the bias among our people in favour of things,
+persons, and wares of all kinds, that come from England. The printer tells
+his hawkers, that he has got an excellent new song just brought from
+London. I have somewhat of a tendency that way myself; and, upon hearing a
+coxcomb from thence displaying himself, with great volubility, upon the
+park, the playhouse, the opera, the gaming ordinaries, it was apt to beget
+in me a kind of veneration for his parts and accomplishments. It is not
+many years since I remember a person, who, by his style and literature,
+seems to have been the corrector of a hedge-press in some blind alley
+about Little Britain, proceed gradually to be an author, at least a
+translator of a lower rate, although somewhat of a larger bulk, than any
+that now flourishes in Grub Street; and, upon the strength of this
+foundation, come over here, erect himself up into an orator and
+politician, and lead a kingdom after him. This, I am told, was the very
+motive that prevailed on the author of a play, called "Love in a Hollow
+Tree," to do us the honour of a visit; presuming, with very good reason,
+that he was a writer of a superior class. I know another, who, for thirty
+years past, has been the common standard of stupidity in England, where he
+was never heard a minute in any assembly, or by any party, with common
+Christian treatment; yet, upon his arrival here, could put on a face of
+importance and authority, talk more than six, without either gracefulness,
+propriety, or meaning, and, at the same time, be admired and followed as
+the pattern of eloquence and wisdom.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I would now expostulate a little with our country landlords; who, by
+immeasurable screwing and racking their tenants all over the kingdom, have
+already reduced the miserable people to a worse condition than the
+peasants in France, or the vassals in Germany and Poland; so that the
+whole species of what we call substantial farmers, will, in a very few
+years, be utterly at an end. It was pleasant to observe these gentlemen
+labouring, with all their might, for preventing the bishops from letting
+their revenues at a moderate half value (whereby the whole order would, in
+an age, have been reduced to manifest beggary), at the very instant when
+they were everywhere canting[41] their own land upon short leases, and
+sacrificing their oldest tenants for a penny an acre advance.... I have
+heard great divines affirm, that nothing is so likely to call down a
+universal judgment from Heaven upon a nation as universal oppression; and
+whether this be not already verified in part, their worships the
+landlords, are now at full leisure to consider. Whoever travels this
+country, and observes the face of nature, or the faces, and habits, and
+dwellings of the natives, will hardly think himself in a land where law,
+religion, or common humanity is professed. I cannot forbear saying one
+word upon a thing they call a bank, which, I fear, is projecting in this
+town.[42] I never saw the proposals, nor understood any one particular of
+their scheme. What I wish for at present, is only a sufficient provision
+of hemp, and caps and bells, to distribute according to the several
+degrees of honesty and prudence in some persons. I hear only of a
+monstrous sum already named; and if others do not soon hear of it too, and
+hear with a vengeance, then I am a gentleman of less sagacity than myself,
+and very few beside myself, take me to be. And the jest will be still the
+better if it be true, as judicious persons have assured me, that one half
+of this money will be real, and the other half altogether imaginary. The
+matter will be likewise much mended, if the merchants continue to carry
+off our gold, and our goldsmiths to melt down our heavy silver.
+
+
+
+
+A MODEST PROPOSAL. 1729.
+
+
+This came out when the people were starving in hundreds through famine,
+and the dead were left unburied before their own doors. English
+civilization was shamed by the sight. His sarcasm was never applied with
+more deadly seriousness of purpose. There is no strain in the language
+with which the state of matters is described: the very simplicity and
+matter-of-fact tone that are assumed, make the description all the more
+telling. With the calm deliberation of a statistician calculating the food
+supply of the country, Swift brings forward his suggestion. No work of
+Swift has been more grievously misunderstood. Some have esteemed it a
+heartless piece of ridicule, a callous laugh raised out of abject misery.
+The interpretation is as wrong as the Frenchman who took it as a grave and
+practical suggestion, and who fancied that Swift in sober earnest proposed
+that infants in Ireland should be used for food. In truth the ridicule is
+but a thin disguise. From beginning to end, it is laden with grave and
+torturing bitterness. Each touch, if calm and ghastly human, is added
+with the gravity of a surgeon who probes a wound to the quick. There is
+nothing like it in all literature.
+
+
+A MODEST PROPOSAL
+
+ _For preventing the children of poor people in Ireland from being a
+ burden to their parents or country, and for making them beneficial to
+ the public. 1729._
+
+It is a melancholy object to those who walk through this great town, or
+travel in the country, when they see the streets, the roads, and cabin
+doors, crowded with beggars of the female sex, followed by three, four, or
+six children, all in rags, and importuning every passenger for an alms.
+These mothers, instead of being able to work for an honest livelihood, are
+forced to employ all their time in strolling to beg sustenance for their
+helpless infants; who, as they grow up, either turn thieves for the want
+of work, or leave their dear native country to fight for the Pretender in
+Spain, or sell themselves to the Barbadoes.
+
+I think it is agreed by all parties, that this prodigious number of
+children in the arms, or on the backs, or at the heels of their mothers,
+and frequently of their fathers, is, in the present deplorable state of
+the kingdom, a very great additional grievance; and, therefore, whoever
+could find out a fair, cheap, and easy method of making these children
+sound, useful members of the commonwealth, would deserve so well of the
+public, as to have his statue set up for a preserver of the nation.
+
+But my intention is very far from being confined to provide only for the
+children of professed beggars; it is of a much greater extent, and shall
+take in the whole number of infants at a certain age, who are born of
+parents in effect as little able to support them, as those who demand
+charity in our streets.
+
+As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years upon this
+important subject, and maturely weighed the several schemes of our
+projectors, I have always found them grossly mistaken in their
+computation. It is true, a child, just dropped from its dam, may be
+supported by her milk for a solar year, with little other nourishment; at
+most, not above the value of two shillings, which the mother may certainly
+get, or the value in scraps, by her lawful occupation of begging; and it
+is exactly at one year old that I propose to provide for them in such a
+manner, as, instead of being a charge upon their parents, or the parish,
+or wanting food and raiment for the rest of their lives, they shall, on
+the contrary, contribute to the feeding, and partly to the clothing, of
+many thousands....
+
+The number of souls in this kingdom being usually reckoned one million and
+a half, of these I calculate there may be about two hundred thousand
+couple whose wives are breeders; from which number I subtract thirty
+thousand couple, who are able to maintain their own children, (although I
+apprehend there cannot be so many, under the present distresses of the
+kingdom); but this being granted, there will remain a hundred and seventy
+thousand breeders. I again subtract fifty thousand for those women who
+miscarry, or whose children die by accident or disease within the year.
+There only remains a hundred and twenty thousand children of poor parents
+annually born. The question therefore is: How this number shall be reared
+and provided for?--which, as I have already said, under the present
+situation of affairs, is utterly impossible by all the methods hitherto
+proposed. For we can neither employ them in handicraft or agriculture; we
+neither build houses (I mean in the country) nor cultivate land; they can
+very seldom pick up a livelihood by stealing, till they arrive at six
+years old, except where they are of towardly parts; although I confess
+they learn the rudiments much earlier; during which time they can,
+however, be properly looked upon only as probationers; as I have been
+informed by a principal gentleman in the county of Cavan, who protested to
+me, that he never knew above one or two instances under the age of six,
+even in a part of the kingdom so renowned for the quickest proficiency in
+that art.
+
+I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or girl before twelve years old
+is no saleable commodity; and even when they come to this age, they will
+not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half-a-crown at most, on
+the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or
+kingdom, the charge of nutriment and rags having been at least four times
+that value. I shall now, therefore, humbly propose my own thoughts, which
+I hope will not be liable to the least objection.
+
+I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in
+London, that a young healthy child, well nursed, is, at a year old, a most
+delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked
+or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee
+or a ragout.
+
+I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration, that of the
+hundred and twenty thousand children already computed, twenty thousand
+may be reserved for breed. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a
+year old, be offered in sale to the persons of quality and fortune through
+the kingdom; always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in
+the last month, so as to render them plump and fat for a good table. A
+child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the
+family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish,
+and, seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on
+the fourth day, especially in winter.
+
+I have reckoned, upon a medium, that a child just born will weigh twelve
+pounds, and in a solar year, if tolerably nursed, will increase to
+twenty-eight pounds. I grant this food will be somewhat dear, and
+therefore very proper for landlords, who, as they have already devoured
+most of the parents, seem to have the best title to the children....
+
+I have already computed the charge of nursing a beggar's child (in which
+list I reckon all cottagers, labourers, and four-fifths of the farmers) to
+be about two shillings per annum, rags included; and I believe no
+gentleman would require to give ten shillings for the carcass of a good
+fat child, which, as I have said, will make four dishes of excellent
+nutritive meat, when he has only some particular friend, or his own
+family to dine with him. Thus the squire will learn to be a good landlord,
+and grow popular among his tenants; and the mother will have eight
+shillings net profit.
+
+Those who are more thrifty (as I must confess that times require) may flay
+the carcass; the skin of which, artificially dressed, will make admirable
+gloves for ladies, and summer boots for fine gentlemen. As to our city of
+Dublin, shambles may be appointed for this purpose in the most convenient
+parts of it, and butchers we may be assured will not be wanting; although
+I rather recommend buying the children alive, then dressing them hot from
+the knife, as we do roasting pigs.
+
+A very worthy person, a true lover of his country, and whose virtue I
+highly esteem, was lately pleased, in discoursing on this matter, to offer
+a refinement upon my scheme. He said, that many gentlemen of this kingdom,
+having of late destroyed their deer, he conceived that the want of venison
+might be well supplied by the bodies of young lads and maidens, not
+exceeding fourteen years of age, nor under twelve; so great a number of
+both sexes in every country being now ready to starve for want of work and
+service; and these to be disposed of by their parents, if alive, or
+otherwise by their nearest relations. But, with due deference to so
+excellent a friend, and so deserving a patriot, I cannot be altogether in
+his sentiments; for as to the males, my American acquaintance assured me,
+from frequent experience, that their flesh was generally tough and lean
+like that of our schoolboys, by continual exercise, and their taste
+disagreeable; and to fatten them would not answer the charge; and besides,
+it is not improbable that some scrupulous people might be apt to censure
+such a practice (although indeed very unjustly), as a little bordering
+upon cruelty; which, I confess, has always been with me the strongest
+objection against any project, how well soever intended.
+
+But in order to justify my friend, he confessed that this expedient was
+put into his head by the famous Psalmanazar, a native of the island
+Formosa, who came from thence to London above twenty years ago; and in
+conversation told my friend, that in his country, when any young person
+happened to be put to death the executioner sold the carcass to persons of
+quality as a prime dainty; and that in his time the body of a plump girl
+of fifteen, who was crucified for an attempt to poison the emperor, was
+sold to his imperial Majesty's prime minister of state, and other great
+mandarins of the court, in joints from the gibbet, at four hundred crowns.
+
+Neither indeed can I deny, that if the same use were made of several
+plump young girls in this town, who without one single groat to their
+fortunes, cannot stir abroad without a chair, and appear at playhouse and
+assemblies in foreign fineries which they will never pay for, the kingdom
+would not be the worse.
+
+Some persons of a desponding spirit are in great concern about that vast
+number of poor people, who are aged, diseased, or maimed; and I have been
+desired to employ my thoughts, what course may be taken to ease the nation
+of so grievous an encumbrance. But I am not in the least pain upon that
+matter, because it is very well known, that they are every day dying by
+cold and famine, as fast as can be reasonably expected. And as to the
+young labourers, they are now in almost as hopeful a condition: they
+cannot get work, and consequently pine away for want of nourishment, to a
+degree, that if at any time they are accidentally hired to common labour,
+they have not strength to perform it; and thus the country and themselves
+are happily delivered from the evils to come.
+
+I have too long digressed, and therefore shall return to my subject. I
+think the advantages by the proposal which I have made, are obvious and
+many, as well as of the highest importance.
+
+For first, it would greatly lessen the number of Papists, with whom we
+are yearly overrun, being the principal breeders of the nation, as well as
+our most dangerous enemies, and who stay at home on purpose to deliver the
+kingdom to the Pretender, hoping to take their advantage by the absence of
+so many good Protestants, who have chosen rather to leave their country
+than stay at home and pay tithes against their conscience to an Episcopal
+curate.
+
+Secondly, The poorer tenants will have something valuable of their own,
+which by law may be made liable to distress, and help to pay their
+landlord's rent; their corn and cattle being already seized, and money a
+thing unknown.
+
+Thirdly, Whereas the maintenance of a hundred thousand children, from two
+years old and upward, cannot be computed at less than ten shillings
+a-piece per annum, the nation's stock will be thereby increased fifty
+thousand pounds per annum, beside the profit of a new dish introduced to
+the tables of all gentlemen of fortune in the kingdom, who have any
+refinement in taste. And the money will circulate among ourselves, the
+goods being entirely of our own growth and manufacture.
+
+Fourthly, The constant breeders, besides the gain of eight shillings
+sterling per annum by the sale of their children, will be rid of the
+charge of maintaining them after the first year.
+
+Fifthly, This food would likewise bring great custom to taverns; where the
+vintners will certainly be so prudent as to procure the best receipts for
+dressing it to perfection, and, consequently, have their houses frequented
+by all the fine gentlemen, who justly value themselves upon their
+knowledge in good eating; and a skilful cook, who understands how to
+oblige his guests, will contrive to make it as expensive as they please.
+
+Sixthly, This would be a great inducement to marriage, which all wise
+nations have either encouraged by rewards, or enforced by laws and
+penalties. It would increase, the care and tenderness of mothers towards
+their children, when they were sure of a settlement for life to the poor
+babes, provided in some sort by the public, to their annual profit or
+expense. We should see an honest emulation among the married women, which
+of them could bring the fattest child to the market....
+
+I can think of no one objection, that will possibly be raised against this
+proposal, unless it should be urged that the number of people will be
+thereby much lessened in the kingdom. This I freely own, and it was indeed
+one principal design in offering it to the world. I desire the reader will
+observe that I calculate my remedy for this one individual kingdom of
+Ireland, and for no other that ever was, is, or, I think, ever can be,
+upon earth. Therefore let no man talk to me of other expedients: of taxing
+our absentees at five shillings a pound; of using neither clothes, nor
+household furniture, except what is our own growth and manufacture; of
+utterly rejecting the materials and instruments that promote foreign
+luxury; of curing the expensiveness of pride, vanity, idleness, and gaming
+in our women: of introducing a vein of parsimony, prudence, and
+temperance; of learning to love our country, in the want of which we
+differ even from Laplanders, and the inhabitants of Topinamboo; of
+quitting our animosities and factions, nor acting any longer like the
+Jews, who were murdering one another at the very moment their city was
+taken; of being a little cautious not to sell our country and conscience
+for nothing; of teaching landlords to have at least one degree of mercy
+toward their tenants: lastly, of putting a spirit of honesty, industry,
+and skill into our shopkeepers; who, if a resolution could now be taken to
+buy only our negative goods, would immediately unite to cheat and exact
+upon us in the price, the measure, and the goodness, nor could never yet
+be brought to make one fair proposal of just dealing, though often and
+earnestly invited to it.
+
+Therefore I repeat, let no man talk to me of these and the like
+expedients, till he has at least some glimpse of hope that there will be
+ever some hearty and sincere attempt to put them in practice.
+
+But as to myself, having been wearied out for many years with offering
+vain, idle, visionary thoughts, and at length utterly despairing of
+success, I fortunately fell upon this proposal; which as it is wholly new,
+so it has something solid and real, of no expense and little trouble, full
+in our own power, and whereby we can incur no danger in disobliging
+England. For this kind of commodity will not bear exportation, the flesh
+being of too tender a consistence to admit a long continuance in salt,
+although perhaps I could name a country which would be glad to eat up our
+whole nation without.
+
+After all, I am not so violently bent upon my own opinion as to reject any
+offer proposed by wise men, which shall be found equally innocent, cheap,
+easy, and effectual. But before something of that kind shall be advanced
+in contradiction to my scheme, and offering a better, I desire the author
+or authors will be pleased maturely to consider two points. First, as
+things now stand, how they will be able to find food and raiment for a
+hundred thousand useless mouths and backs. And, secondly, there being a
+round million of creatures of human figure throughout this kingdom, whose
+whole subsistence put into a common stock would leave them in debt two
+millions of pounds sterling, adding those who are beggars by profession,
+to the bulk of farmers, cottagers, and labourers, with the wives and
+children who are beggars in effect. I desire those politicians who dislike
+my overture, and may perhaps be so bold as to attempt an answer that they
+will first ask the parents of these mortals, whether they would not at
+this day think it a great happiness to have been sold for food at a year
+old, in the manner I prescribe, and thereby have avoided a perpetual scene
+of misfortunes, as they have since gone through, by the oppression of
+landlords, the impossibility of paying rent without money or trade, the
+want of common sustenance, with neither house nor clothes to cover them
+from the inclemencies of the weather, and the most inevitable prospect of
+entailing the like, or greater miseries, upon their breed for ever.
+
+I profess, in the sincerity of my heart, that I have not the least
+personal interest in endeavouring to promote this necessary work, having
+no other motive than the public good of my country, by advancing our
+trade, providing for infants, relieving the poor, and giving some pleasure
+to the rich. I have no children by which I can propose to get a single
+penny; the youngest being nine years old and my wife past child-bearing.
+
+
+
+
+A CHARACTER, PANEGYRIC, AND DESCRIPTION OF THE LEGION CLUB, 1736.
+
+
+Swift levelled his heaviest invective against the corrupt practices of the
+so-called Irish Parliament, which did not contain a single representative
+of the people who comprised the bulk of the nation. The colonial
+representation were of the most degraded order, most of the characters
+described in the poem were hit off with caustic precision. The portraits
+were so true to life that many recognized themselves. The piece is
+generally accepted as a good skit on the House.
+
+
+A CHARACTER, PANEGYRIC, AND DESCRIPTION OF THE LEGION CLUB, 1736.
+
+ As I stroll the city, oft I
+ See a building large and lofty,
+ Not a bow-shot from the college;
+ Half the globe from sense and knowledge:
+ By the prudent architect,
+ Placed against the church direct,
+ Making good my granddam's jest,
+ "Near the church,"--you know the rest.
+
+ Tell us what the pile contains?
+ Many a head that holds no brains,
+ These demoniacs let me dub
+ With the name of Legion Club.
+ Such assemblies, you might swear,
+ Meet when butchers bait a bear:
+ Such a noise, and such haranguing,
+ When a brother thief is hanging;
+ Such a rout and such a rabble
+ Run to hear Jackpudding gabble.
+
+ Could I from the building's top
+ Hear the rattling thunder drop,
+ While the devil upon the roof
+ (If the devil be thunder-proof)
+ Should with poker fiery red
+ Crack the stones, and melt the lead;
+ Drive them down on every skull,
+ When the den of thieves is full;
+ Quite destroy that harpies' nest;
+ How might then our isle be blest!
+ For divines allow, that God
+ Sometimes makes the devil his rod;
+ And the gospel will inform us,
+ He can punish sins enormous.
+
+ Yet should Swift endow the schools,
+ For his lunatics and fools,
+ With a rood or two of land,
+ I allow the pile may stand.
+ You perhaps will ask me, Why so?
+ But it is with this proviso;
+ Since the house is like to last,
+ Let the royal grant be pass'd,
+ That the club have right to dwell
+ Each within his proper cell,
+ With a passage left to creep in,
+ And a hole above for peeping.
+
+ Let them, when they once get in,
+ Sell the nation for a pin;
+ While they sit a-picking straws,
+ Let them rave at making laws;
+ Let them form a grand committee,
+ How to plague and starve the city;
+ Let them stare, and storm, and frown,
+ When they see a clergy gown;
+ Let them, with their gosling quills,
+ Scribble senseless heads of bills.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Come, assist me, Muse obedient!
+ Let us try some new expedient;
+ Shift the scene for half an hour,
+ Time and place are in thy power.
+ Thither, gentle Muse, conduct me;
+ I shall ask, and you instruct me.
+ See, the Muse unbars the gate;
+ Hark, the monkeys, how they prate!
+ All ye gods who rule the soul;
+ Styx, through Hell whose waters roll!
+ Let me be allowed to tell
+ What I heard in yonder Hell.
+
+ Near the door an entrance gapes,
+ Crowded round with antic shapes,
+ Poverty, and Grief, and Care,
+ Causeless Joy, and true Despair;
+ Discord periwigg'd with snakes,
+ See the dreadful strides she takes!
+ By this odious crew beset,
+ I began to rage and fret,
+ And resolved to break their pates,
+ Ere we entered at the gates;
+ Had not Clio in the nick
+ Whispered me, "Lay down your stick."
+ What! said I, is this the madhouse?
+ These, she answer'd, are but shadows,
+ Phantoms bodiless and vain,
+ Empty visions of the brain.
+
+ In the porch Briareus stands,
+ Shows a bribe in all his hands;
+ Briareus the secretary,
+ But we mortals call him Carey.[43]
+ When the rogues their country fleece,
+ They may hope for pence a-piece.
+
+ Clio, who had been so wise
+ To put on a fool's disguise,
+ To bespeak some approbation,
+ And be thought a near relation,
+ When she saw three hundred brutes
+ All involved in wild disputes,
+ Roaring till their lungs were spent,
+ PRIVILEGE OF PARLIAMENT,
+ Now a new misfortune feels,
+ Dreading to be laid by th' heels.
+ Never durst a Muse before
+ Enter that infernal door:
+ Clio, stifled with the smell,
+ Into spleen and vapours fell,
+ By the Stygian steams that flew
+ From the dire infectious crew.
+ Not the stench of Lake Avernus
+ Could have more offended her nose
+ Had she flown but o'er the top,
+ She had felt her pinions drop.
+ And by exhalations dire,
+ Though a goddess, must expire.
+ In a fright she crept away,
+ Bravely I resolved to stay.
+ When I saw the keeper frown,
+ Tipping him with half-a-crown,
+ Now, said I, we are alone,
+ Name your heroes one by one.
+
+ Who is that hell-featured brawler?
+ Is it Satan? No, 'tis Waller.
+ In what figure can a bard dress
+ Jack the grandson of Sir Hardress?
+ Honest keeper, drive him further,
+ In his looks are Hell and murther;
+ See the scowling visage drop,
+ Just as when he murder'd Throp.
+ Keeper, show me where to fix
+ On the puppy pair of Dicks:
+ By their lantern jaws and leathern,
+ You might swear they both are brethren:
+ Dick Fitzbaker, Dick the player,
+ Old acquaintance are you there?
+ Tie them, keeper, in a tether,
+ Let them starve and sink together;
+ Both are apt to be unruly,
+ Lash them daily, lash them duly;
+ Though 'tis hopeless to reclaim them,
+ Scorpion rods, perhaps, may tame them.
+ Keeper, yon old dotard smoke,
+ Sweetly snoring in his cloak:
+ Who is he? 'Tis humdrum Wynne,
+ Half encompassed by his kin:
+ There observe the tribe of Bingham,
+ For he never fails to bring 'em;
+ While he sleeps the whole debate,
+ They submissive round him wait;
+ Yet would gladly see the hunks,
+ In his grave, and search his trunks,
+ See, they gently twitch his coat,
+ Just to yawn and give his vote,
+ Always firm in his vocation,
+ For the court against the nation.
+ Those are Allens Jack and Bob,
+ First in every wicked job,
+ Son and brother to a queer
+ Brain-sick brute, they call a peer.
+ We must give them better quarter
+ For their ancestor trod mortar,
+ And at Hoath, to boast his fame,
+ On a chimney cut his name.
+
+ There sit Clements, Dilks, and Harrison;
+ How they swagger from their garrison!
+ Such a triplet could you tell
+ Where to find on this side Hell?
+ Harrison, and Dilks, and Clements,
+ Keeper, see they have their payments,
+ Every mischief's in their hearts;
+ If they fail 'tis want of parts.
+
+ Bless us! Morgan, art thou there, man?
+ Bless mine eyes! art thou the chairman?
+ Chairman to yon damn'd committee!
+ Yet I look on thee with pity.
+ Dreadful sight! what, learned Morgan
+ Metamorphosed to a Gorgon!
+ For thy horrid looks, I own,
+ Half convert me to a stone.
+ Hast thou been so long at school,
+ Now to turn a factious tool?
+ Alma Mater was thy mother,
+ Every young divine thy brother.
+ Thou ungrateful to thy teachers,
+ Who are all grown reverend preachers!
+ Morgan, would it not surprise one!
+ Turn thy nourishment to poison!
+ When you walk among your books,
+ They reproach you with their looks;
+ Bind them fast, or from their shelves
+ They will come and right themselves:
+ Homer, Plutarch, Virgil, Flaccus,
+ All in arms prepare to back us;
+ Soon repent, or put to slaughter
+ Every Greek and Roman author.
+ Will you, in your faction's phrase,
+ Send the clergy all to graze;
+ And to make your project pass,
+ Leave them not a blade of grass?
+ Now I want thee, humorous Hogarth!
+ Thou, I hear, a pleasant rogue art.
+ Were but you and I acquainted,
+ Every monster should be painted:
+ You should try your graving tools
+ On this odious group of fools;
+ Draw the beasts as I describe them:
+ From their features while I gibe them;
+ Draw them like; for I assure you,
+ You will need no _car'catura_;
+ Draw them so that we may trace
+ All the soul in every face.
+
+ Keeper, I must now retire,
+ You have done what I desire:
+ But I feel my spirits spent
+ With the noise, the sight, the scent.
+ "Pray, be patient; you shall find
+ Half the best are still behind!
+ You have hardly seen a score;
+ I can show two hundred more."
+ Keeper, I have seen enough,
+ Taking then a pinch of snuff,
+ I concluded, looking round them,
+ "May their god, the devil, confound them!"
+
+
+
+
+ON DOING GOOD.
+
+_A Sermon on the Occasion of Wood's Project._
+
+(WRITTEN IN 1724.)
+
+ "As we have therefore opportunity, let us do good unto all men."
+ (GALATIANS vi. 10.)
+
+
+Nature directs every one of us, and God permits us, to consult our own
+private good, before the private good of any other person whatsoever. We
+are, indeed, commanded to love our neighbour as ourselves, but not as well
+as ourselves. The love we have for ourselves, is to be the pattern of that
+love we ought to have toward our neighbour; but as the copy doth not equal
+the original, so my neighbour cannot think it hard, if I prefer myself,
+who am the original, before him, who is only the copy. Thus, if any matter
+equally concern the life, the reputation, the profit of my neighbour and
+my own; the law of nature, which is the law of God, obligeth me to take
+care of myself first, and afterward of him. And this I need not be at much
+pains in persuading you to; for the want of self-love, with regard to
+things of this world, is not among the faults of mankind. But then, on
+the other side, if, by a small hurt and loss to myself, I can procure a
+great good to my neighbour, in that case his interest is to be preferred.
+For example, if I can be sure of saving his life, without great danger to
+my own; if I can preserve him from being undone without ruining myself; or
+recover his reputation without blasting mine; all this I am obliged to do,
+and if I sincerely perform it, I do then obey the command of God, in
+loving my neighbour as myself.
+
+But, besides this love we owe to every man in his particular capacity,
+under the title of our neighbour, there is yet a duty of a more large
+extensive nature incumbent on us; our love to our neighbour in his public
+capacity, as he is a member of that great body the commonwealth, under the
+same government with ourselves; and this is usually called love of the
+public, and is a duty to which we are more strictly obliged, than even
+that of loving ourselves; because therein ourselves are also contained, as
+well as all our neighbours, in one great body. This love of the public, or
+of the commonwealth, or love of our country, was in ancient times properly
+known by the name of virtue, because it was the greatest of all virtues,
+and was supposed to contain all virtues in it; and many great examples of
+this virtue are left us on record, scarcely to be believed or even
+conceived, in such a base, corrupted, wicked age as this we live in. In
+those times it was common for men to sacrifice their lives for the good of
+their country, although they had neither hope nor belief of future
+rewards; whereas, in our days, very few make the least scruple of
+sacrificing a whole nation, as well as their own souls, for a little
+present gain; which often hath been known to end in their own ruin in this
+world; as it certainly must in that to come. Have we not seen men, for the
+sake of some petty employment, give up the very natural rights and
+liberties of their country, and of mankind, in the ruin of which
+themselves must at last be involved? Are not these corruptions gotten
+among the meanest of our people, who, for a piece of money, will give
+their votes at a venture, for the disposal of their own lives and
+fortunes, without considering whether it be to those who are most likely
+to betray or defend them? But, if I were to produce only one instance of a
+hundred, wherein we fail in this duty of loving our country, it would be
+an endless labour, and therefore I shall not attempt it.
+
+But here I would not be misunderstood; by the love of our country, I do
+not mean loyalty to our King, for that is a duty of another nature; and a
+man may be very loyal, in the common sense of the word, without one grain
+of public good at his heart.
+
+Witness this very kingdom we live in. I verily believe, that since the
+beginning of the world, no nation upon earth ever showed (all
+circumstances considered) such high constant marks of loyalty, in all
+their actions and behaviour, as we have done; and, at the same time, no
+people ever appeared more utterly void of what is called a public spirit.
+When I say the people, I mean the bulk or mass of the people, for I have
+nothing to do with those in power. Therefore I shall think my time not
+ill-spent, if I can persuade most or all of you who hear me, to show the
+love you have for your country, by endeavouring, in your several
+situations, to do all the public good you are able.
+
+For I am certainly persuaded, that all our misfortunes arise from no other
+original cause than that general disregard among us to the public welfare.
+I therefore undertake to show you three things:--
+
+_First_, That there are few people so weak or mean, who have it not
+sometimes in their power to be useful to the public.
+
+_Secondly_, That it is often in the power of the meanest among mankind to
+do mischief to the public.
+
+And, _lastly_, That all wilful injuries done to the public, are very
+great and aggravated sins in the sight of God.
+
+_First_, There are few people so weak or mean, who have it not sometimes
+in their power to be useful to the public.
+
+Solomon tells us of a poor wise man, who saved a city by his counsel. It
+hath often happened that a private soldier, by some unexpected brave
+attempt, hath been instrumental in obtaining a great victory. How many
+obscure men have been authors of very useful inventions, whereof the world
+now reaps the benefit. The very example of honesty and industry in a poor
+tradesman, will sometimes spread through a neighbourhood, when others see
+how successful he is; and thus so many useful members are gained, for
+which the whole body of the public is the better. Whoever is blessed with
+a true public spirit, God will certainly put it in his way to make use of
+that blessing, for the ends it was given him, by some means or other: and
+therefore it hath been observed, in most ages that the greatest actions
+for the benefit of the commonwealth, have been performed by the wisdom or
+courage, the contrivance or industry, of particular men, and not of
+numbers, and that the safety of a kingdom hath often been owing to those
+hands whence it was least expected.
+
+But, _secondly_, It is often in the power of the meanest among mankind to
+do mischief to the public, and hence arise most of those miseries with
+which the states and kingdoms of the earth are infested. How many great
+princes have been murdered by the meanest ruffians!
+
+The weakest hand can open a flood-gate to drown a country, which a
+thousand of the strongest cannot stop. Those who have thrown off all
+regard for public good, will often have it in their way to do public evil,
+and will not fail to exercise that power whenever they can.
+
+The greatest blow given of late to this kingdom, was by the dishonesty of
+a few manufacturers; by imposing bad wares at foreign markets, in almost
+the only traffic permitted to us, did half ruin that trade; by which this
+poor unhappy kingdom still suffers in the midst of sufferings. I speak not
+here of persons in high stations who ought to be free from all reflection,
+and are supposed always to intend the welfare of the community: but we now
+find by experience, that the meanest instrument may, by the concurrence of
+accidents, have it in his power to bring a whole kingdom to the very brink
+of destruction, and is at this present endeavouring to finish his work;
+and hath agents among ourselves who are contented to see their own country
+undone, to be small sharers in that iniquitous gain, which at last must
+end in their own ruin, as well as ours. I confess it was chiefly the
+consideration of that great danger we are in, which engaged me to
+discourse to you on this subject, to exhort you to a love of your country,
+and a public spirit, when all you have is at stake; to prefer the interest
+of your prince and your fellow-subjects, before that of one destructive
+impostor, and a few of his adherents.
+
+Perhaps it may be thought by some, that this way of discoursing is not so
+proper from the pulpit. But, surely, when an open attempt is made, and far
+carried on, to make a great kingdom one large poorhouse, to deprive us of
+all means to exercise hospitality or charity, to turn our cities and
+churches into ruins, to make the country a desert for wild beasts and
+robbers, to destroy all arts and sciences, all trades and manufactures,
+and the very tillage of the ground, only to enrich one obscure,
+ill-designing projector and his followers; it is time for the pastor to
+cry out, "that the wolf is getting into his flock," to warn them to stand
+together, and all to consult the common safety. And God be praised for His
+infinite goodness in raising such a spirit of union among us, at least in
+this point, in the midst of all our former divisions; which union, if it
+continue, will in all probability defeat the pernicious design of this
+pestilent enemy to the nation!
+
+But hence it clearly follows how necessary the love of our country, or a
+public spirit, is, in every particular man, since the wicked have so many
+opportunities of doing public mischief. Every man is upon his guard for
+his private advantage; but where the public is concerned, he is apt to be
+negligent, considering himself as only one among two or three millions,
+among whom the loss is equally shared; and thus, he thinks, he can be no
+great sufferer. Meanwhile the trader, the farmer, and the shopkeeper,
+complain of the hardness and deadness of the times, and wonder whence it
+comes; while it is in a great measure owing to their own folly, for want
+of that love of their country, and public spirit and firm union among
+themselves, which are so necessary to the prosperity of every nation.
+
+Another method, by which the meanest wicked man may have it in his power
+to injure the public, is false accusation; whereof this kingdom hath
+afforded too many examples; neither is it long since no man, whose
+opinions were thought to differ from those in fashion could safely
+converse beyond his nearest friends, for fear of being sworn against, as a
+traitor, by those who made a traffic of perjury and subornation; by which
+the very peace of the nation was disturbed, and men fled from each other
+as they would from a lion or a bear got loose. And it is very remarkable,
+that the pernicious project now in hand, to reduce us to beggary, was
+forwarded by one of these false accusers, who had been convicted of
+endeavouring, by perjury and subornation, to take away the lives of
+several innocent persons here among us; and, indeed, there could not be a
+more proper instrument for such a work.
+
+Another method, by which the meanest people may do injury to the public,
+is the spreading of lies and false rumours; thus raising a distrust among
+the people of a nation, causing them to mistake their true interest, and
+their enemies for their friends; and this hath been likewise too
+successful a practice among us, where we have known the whole kingdom
+misled by the grossest lies, raised upon occasion to serve some particular
+turn. As it hath also happened in the case I lately mentioned, where one
+obscure man, by representing our wants where they were least, and
+concealing them where they were greatest, had almost succeeded in a
+project of utterly ruining this whole kingdom; and may still succeed, if
+God doth not continue that public spirit, which He hath almost
+miraculously kindled in us upon this occasion.
+
+Thus we see the public is many times, as it were, at the mercy of the
+meanest instrument, who can be wicked enough to watch opportunities of
+doing it mischief, upon the principles of avarice or malice, which I am
+afraid are deeply rooted in too many breasts, and against which there can
+be no defence, but a firm resolution in all honest men, to be closely
+united and active in showing their love to their country, by preferring
+the public interest to their present private advantage. If a passenger, in
+a great storm at sea, should hide his goods, that they might not be thrown
+overboard to lighten the ship, what would be the consequence? The ship is
+cast away, and he loses his life and goods together.
+
+We have heard of men, who, through greediness of gain, have brought
+infected goods into a nation; which bred a plague, whereof the owners and
+their families perished first. Let those among us consider this and
+tremble, whose houses are privately stored with those materials of beggary
+and desolation, lately brought over to be scattered like a pestilence
+among their countrymen, which may probably first seize upon themselves and
+their families, until their houses shall be made a dunghill.
+
+I shall mention one practice more, by which the meanest instruments often
+succeed in doing public mischief; and this is, by deceiving us with
+plausible arguments, to make us believe that the most ruinous project
+they can offer is intended for our good, as it happened in the case so
+often mentioned. For the poor ignorant people, allured by the appearing
+convenience in their small dealings, did not discover the serpent in the
+brass, but were ready, like the Israelites, to offer incense to it;
+neither could the wisdom of the nation convince them, until some, of good
+intentions, made the cheat so plain to their sight, that those who run may
+read. And thus the design was to treat us, in every point, as the
+Philistines treated Samson (I mean when he was betrayed by Delilah), first
+to put out our eyes, and then to bind us with fetters of brass.
+
+I proceed to the last thing I proposed, which was to show you that all
+wilful injuries done to the public, are very great and aggravating in the
+sight of God.
+
+_First_, It is apparent from Scripture, and most agreeable to reason, that
+the safety and welfare of nations are under the most peculiar care of
+God's providence. Thus He promised Abraham to save Sodom, if only ten
+righteous men could be found in it. Thus the reason which God gave to
+Jonah for not destroying Nineveh was, because there were six score
+thousand men in that city.
+
+All government is from God, who is the God of order; and therefore whoever
+attempts to breed confusion or disturbances among a people, doth his
+utmost to take the government of the world out of God's hands, and to put
+it into the hands of the devil, who is the author of confusion. By which
+it is plain, that no crime, how heinous soever, committed against
+particular persons, can equal the guilt of him who does injury to the
+public.
+
+_Secondly_, All offenders against their country lie under this grievous
+difficulty: that it is impossible to obtain a pardon or make restitution.
+The bulk of mankind are very quick at resenting injuries, and very slow at
+forgiving them: and how shall one man be able to obtain the pardon of
+millions, or repair the injury he hath done to millions? How shall those,
+who, by a most destructive fraud, got the whole wealth of our neighbouring
+kingdom into their hands, be ever able to make a recompense? How will the
+authors and promoters of that villainous project, for the ruin of this
+poor country, be able to account with us for the injuries they have
+already done, although they should no farther succeed? The deplorable care
+of such wretches must entirely be left to the unfathomable mercies of God:
+for those who know the least in religion are not ignorant, that without
+our utmost endeavours to make restitution to the person injured, and to
+obtain his pardon, added to a sincere repentance, there is no hope of
+salvation given in the Gospel.
+
+_Lastly_, All offences against our own country have this aggravation, that
+they are ungrateful and unnatural. It is to our country we owe those laws,
+which protect us in our lives, our liberties, our properties, and our
+religion. Our country produced us into the world, and continues to nourish
+us, so that it is usually called our mother; and there have been examples
+of great magistrates, who have put their own children to death for
+endeavouring to betray their country, as if they had attempted the life of
+their natural parent.
+
+Thus I have briefly shown you how terrible a sin it is to be an enemy to
+our country, in order to incite you to the contrary virtue, which at this
+juncture is so highly necessary, when every man's endeavour will be of
+use. We have hitherto been just able to support ourselves under many
+hardships; but now the axe is laid to the root of the tree, and nothing
+but a firm union among us can prevent our utter undoing. This we are
+obliged to, in duty to our gracious King, as well as to ourselves. Let us
+therefore preserve that public spirit, which God hath raised in us, for
+our own temporal interest. For, if this wicked project should succeed,
+which it cannot do but by our own folly; if we sell ourselves for nought,
+the merchant, the shopkeeper, the artificer, must fly to the desert with
+their miserable families, there to starve, or live upon rapine, or at
+least exchange their country for one more hospitable than that where they
+were born.
+
+Thus much I thought it my duty to say to you who are under my care, to
+warn you against those temporal evils which may draw the worst of
+spiritual evils after them; such as heart-burnings, murmurings,
+discontents, and all manner of wickedness, which a desperate condition of
+life may tempt men to.
+
+I am sensible that what I have now said will not go very far, being
+confined to this assembly; but I hope it may stir up others of my brethren
+to exhort their several congregations, after a more effectual manner, to
+show their love for their country on this important occasion. And this, I
+am sure, cannot be called meddling in affairs of state.
+
+I pray God protect his most gracious Majesty, and his kingdom long under
+his government; and defend us from all ruinous projectors, deceivers,
+suborners perjurers, false accusers, and oppressors; from the virulence of
+party and faction; and unite us in loyalty to our King, love to our
+country, and charity to each other.
+
+
+ LONDON:
+ PRINTED BY GILBERT AND RIVINGTON, LIMITED,
+ ST. JOHN'S HOUSE, CLERKENWELL ROAD.
+
+
+
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[1] See the "Proposal for the Use of Irish Manufactures."
+
+[2] Four score and ten thousand, this runs throughout the first edition.
+
+[3] A coarse kind of barley.
+
+[4] At that time the Speaker of the Irish House of Commons.
+
+[5] An allusion to the debasement of the coin by James II. during his
+unfortunate campaign in Ireland.
+
+[6] An equestrian statue of George I. at Essex Bridge, Dublin.
+
+[7] The Duke of Grafton.
+
+[8] Mr. Hopkins, the Duke of Grafton's secretary.
+
+[9] Lord Carteret, afterwards Earl Granville. As the ally of Bolingbroke,
+and opponent of Walpole, he was to some extent a favourite of Swift.
+
+[10] This was especially the case in the reign of William III., when the
+doctrine of English supremacy was assumed in order to discredit the
+authority of the Irish Parliament summoned by James II.
+
+[11] William Molineux, the friend of Locke, who wrote a pamphlet,
+published in 1698, against the oppressive laws adopted by England in
+regard to Irish Manufactures.
+
+[12] There was a certain amount of truth in this. The Dean's butler acted
+as amanuensis.
+
+[13] Articles mentioned in the indictment and proclamation.
+
+[14] His "Proposal for the Universal Use of Irish Manufactures."
+
+[15] The first "Letter."
+
+[16] The second and third "Letters."
+
+[17] The fourth "Letter," the cause of the indictment and proclamation.
+
+[18] Printers.
+
+[19] He probably speaks of himself.
+
+[20] The "Proposal for the Use of Irish Manufactures."
+
+[21] Though he signed the proclamation against the author of the Drapier's
+Letters, Lord Middleton was himself inimical to Wood's project.
+
+[22] The printer of the Drapier's Letters.
+
+[23] Undertakers:--a name which was, in Charles II.'s time applied to
+those ministers who gained power by undertaking to carry through pet
+measures of the Crown. Swift here uses it ambiguously.
+
+[24] The Earl of Sunderland.
+
+[25] The obligation arising from their having sworn allegiance to him.
+
+[26] The memorial was written by Sir John Browne.
+
+[27] Ireland was, for political reasons, much favoured by the Crown,
+during the reigns of Charles II. and James II.
+
+[28] England.
+
+[29] Scotland and Ireland.
+
+[30] The Irish Sea.
+
+[31] The Pict's Wall.
+
+[32] An allusion to the border raids of the Highlanders.
+
+[33] Charles I.
+
+[34] The Lord-Lieutenant.
+
+[35] An allusion to the strained relations between England and Scotland,
+caused by the passing of the Scottish Act of Security.
+
+[36] The Union.
+
+[37] An allusion to the Irish linen trade.
+
+[38] An allusion to the Scotch Colonists in Ulster.
+
+[39] Dr. William King, the friend and correspondent of Swift.
+
+[40] It was the practice among the farmers to wear out their ground with
+ploughing, neither manuring nor letting it lie fallow; and when their
+leases were nearly out, they even ploughed their meadows, so that the
+landlords, unable to check them by other means, were obliged to resort to
+this pernicious measure.
+
+[41] Putting up at auction.
+
+[42] A project for establishing an Irish Bank, which was soon after placed
+before Parliament, but rejected.
+
+[43] The Right Honourable Walter Carey. He was Secretary to the Duke of
+Dorset when Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland.
+
+
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